1 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:54,297 Hi, Mum. 2 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:02,674 Sorry, I couldn't call sooner. Haven't had the chance. 3 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:12,168 No, I'm just walking back to the Hat. My shift ran over. 4 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:18,628 Loads of kids with firework burns. 5 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,335 How's Dad? 6 00:02:29,042 --> 00:02:31,295 What about next weekend? 7 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:33,881 I could take the train up, stay the night. 8 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:48,386 I'll call you on Sunday. We'll make a plan. 9 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:53,127 Gotta go now. 10 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:56,295 OK. Bye. 11 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,127 Go on, man. 12 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:10,294 Hey, cut across her. 13 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:20,593 Oh, fuck. 14 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:28,628 Give me the phone, give me the phone. Give me the phone! 15 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:33,171 The money, the purse. Give me the purse, give it to me. 16 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,797 Don't fuck about. 17 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:36,960 Hey. Please. 18 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,544 - Give me that ring. - It's not worth... 19 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:41,710 Shut up. Wanna get murked, innit? 20 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:48,215 - Stupid... - Get off me! 21 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,631 - Oh! - Oi, what? 22 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:55,341 - Boy, you're too brave. - Quick, fam, 'fore the feds come. 23 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,968 Fuck the feds, man. 24 00:03:57,917 --> 00:03:59,169 Take it. 25 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:05,718 Look, man. Look. 26 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:07,964 Fuck! 27 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:17,958 - Oi, she's duckin'. - Hey, fam, she's ghostin'. 28 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:22,136 - Allow it. - Somebody's bombin' us, blood. 29 00:04:22,292 --> 00:04:24,715 - No, man, it's just a firework. - Some big firework. 30 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:27,469 Nice whip. Could be bare valuables in there. 31 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:49,585 Raargh! 32 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,377 - Shit. There's something... - Whoa! 33 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:04,256 What the fuck was that? 34 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:07,045 Some orang-utan type thing, I'm not even lying, bruv. 35 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:10,052 Hey, it's breezin', man. It looked like Dobby the house elf. 36 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,711 Moses got shanked by a Dobby. 37 00:05:13,958 --> 00:05:16,552 I'm chasing that down. I'm killing that. 38 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:18,418 Watch. 39 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,802 - Payback, fam. - I'm proper stampin' that. 40 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:23,802 - It's gone in adventure. - Round two, bruv. Round two. 41 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:25,756 Playtime, bruv. 42 00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:32,960 I got my tool. 43 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,753 No man stunting. I'm gonna fuck this thing up! 44 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:37,635 Yo, you got beef now, Moses. 45 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:44,049 - Yo, Pest, got them bangers? - Yeah. 46 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,881 Jam, man. 47 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,752 It's mine. 48 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:08,132 Hey, back me! Back me! 49 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:23,048 - Ah, no, man, that is rank. - Hey, we broke it up. 50 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:26,291 - What is that, cuz? - That ain't no is. That's a was. 51 00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:28,881 I told you, some exotic creature, like a monkey thing. 52 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:32,091 That fell out of the sky. You trying to tell me it's raining monkeys? 53 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,173 That ain't no monkey. Monkeys ain't bald. 54 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:36,836 No, that's some weird thing. I don't know what that is. 55 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,253 - I ain't even gonna say. - You know what that is? 56 00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:42,341 I'll tell you what that is. That's a alien, bruv. Believe it. 57 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,174 It must have come from outer space, trying to take over Earth. 58 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:47,461 But it landed in the wrong place. 59 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:49,502 The wrong place! 60 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:52,466 - Welcome to London, mo fucker. - Welcome to the ends, brother. 61 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:55,595 This is the block. And nobody fucks with the block, do you get me? 62 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:58,253 The B-L-O-C-K. 63 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:01,341 Brap. Brap. Brap. Brap. Brap... 64 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:04,211 - You all right, love? - Not really. 65 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,214 - Do you live here? - Yeah. 66 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:08,628 - Come along, I'll take you home. - Thank you. 67 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,760 Come on. 68 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:15,962 You poor thing. Pale as a ghost, you were. 69 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,594 Must have given you such a nasty shock. 70 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:21,924 - You sure you don't want a cup of tea? - No, thanks. Water's fine. 71 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,798 Bloody fireworks. 72 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:30,128 I think they should ban them. 73 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:33,626 Could be the third world war out there, you wouldn't know the difference. 74 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:36,210 What did the police say? 75 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:41,551 Said it was one of the busiest nights of the year. Bet they don't even turn up. 76 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:45,262 Only it's not like the kids are scared of 'em no more. 77 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:48,796 Walking around with knives, great big dogs, like they own the block. 78 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:52,963 Excuse my French, but they're fucking monsters, ain't they? 79 00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:56,423 Yeah. Fucking monsters. 80 00:08:58,292 --> 00:09:00,636 - ....its ribs and that. - Have you found anything? 81 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,128 I beg you give me two pound to go to Chicken World, fam. 82 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:06,635 That's disgusting. 83 00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:08,715 Moses, where are we gonna take that thing? 84 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:11,799 Take it to Ron's. He watches that National Geographic shit. 85 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:14,177 All man ever does is blaze, 86 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:16,586 water them big buds and watch the nature channel. 87 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:19,924 He'll identify that thing for real. Let me bell him up. 88 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:22,757 It was madness, fam. The beast of Brixton. 89 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:24,715 We were crazy kicking that. 90 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:27,298 No, Mum. Playing football. 91 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:32,088 Yeah, I had pepperoni pizza. You gave me the money. 92 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:34,795 Some kind of non-found-out-about creature. 93 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,801 Yeah, like Some Gears Of War thing. 94 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:41,209 Yes, I know. Back by ten. I swear, Mum, back by ten. 95 00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:45,126 Ah, she's a nurse. They don't get paid nothing, fam. 96 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:48,421 Oi, Moses. Why you always picking the poor people, man? 97 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,377 - Hey, let's walk, bruv. - Whoo! 98 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,172 Woy. 99 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:13,883 - Moses, what happened to your face? - Battled an alien that fell from the sky. 100 00:10:14,042 --> 00:10:15,635 - You're funny. - Eurgh, what is that? 101 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:17,339 I'm sorry, I can't even look at that. 102 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,253 - Halloween was last week. - That ain't real. That's a creation. 103 00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:22,135 - Touch it. - Shove that thing in my face 104 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:24,294 and them fangs are going up in your tits. 105 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,428 - Move it from me. Grow up. - Could be diseased, you get me? 106 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:30,462 I don't want no chlamydia. 107 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:32,844 So you're telling me that fell out of the sky? 108 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,503 - Yeah. - And did that to your face? 109 00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:38,795 - Yeah. - So, you killed it? 110 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:40,550 Yeah. 111 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:43,676 Such a bad breed, Moses. 112 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:47,460 Fuck! It's alive! 113 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:52,713 - Tia is moving to you, Moses. - She's on your balls, cuz. 114 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,253 Hey, that's my cousin you're chatting about. 115 00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:57,795 - Hey, man. - Hey, hey, hey, watch this jump. 116 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,419 Get down, man. 117 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,881 - Trust, I can do it. - Humpty-Dumpty. 118 00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:05,636 We ain't cleanin' your guts off the floor, Biggz. Come on. 119 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:09,217 - Oh, I swear I could do that. - Yeah, yeah, sure you can, man. 120 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:18,427 - Oi, Gavin, you pyro. - My name ain't Gavin. 121 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,301 It's Mayhem and he's Probs. 122 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:23,132 Probs and Mayhem? Seriously? 123 00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:25,761 - Urgh, what is that? - That's none of your business. 124 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:28,340 That's sick, man. 125 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,252 Where you going? Let us come with you. 126 00:11:30,417 --> 00:11:33,216 Yeah, Moses, let us roll with you. We're bad boys. 127 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:36,345 Go away. This is big man business. You're too tiny. 128 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,003 Yeah, get in touch when you get your first pube. 129 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:40,339 Go suck your mum. 130 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,628 - Oooh! - Whoo! 131 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:05,261 J' Whoop whoop, that's the sound of da police 132 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,636 I Whoop whoop, that's the sound of the beast 133 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:10,090 J' Whoop whoop, that's the sound of da police 134 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,503 I Whoop whoop, that's the sound of the beast 135 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:15,466 J' Whoop whoop, that's the sound of da police 136 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,708 J' Whoop whoop, that's the sound of... 137 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,468 Hey, Dad. 138 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,674 Yeah, just on my way to the cinema. 139 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,090 Yes, I promise, it'll be parked outside in the morning. 140 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,252 OK, Dad. Gotta go. Bye-bye. 141 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,299 I pressed it already. Taking 'nough time. 142 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:52,261 I'll... I'll just... I'll get the next one. 143 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,256 Express elevator to the penthouse suite. 144 00:12:57,792 --> 00:12:59,965 Do you remember what they were wearing? 145 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:03,299 One of them had one of those woolly hats with those tassels. 146 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,836 The one that pushed me oven the main one, 147 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,253 had a black baseball cap with a red brim. 148 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,298 That's all I can remember. 149 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,337 Did you see their faces? Have you seen them around? 150 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,468 No. They had hoods and scarves. 151 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,298 You want me to call the police? 152 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:22,086 The best thing is to come with us for a drive around the block, 153 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,752 see if we can spot them. 154 00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,885 Then we can drop you with a friend afterwards. 155 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:27,294 No, thanks. 156 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,462 I'm not gonna be scared out my own home by a bunch of bloody teenagers. 157 00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:34,090 Yo, Ron! 158 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,802 Yo, Ron! 159 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,126 All right? 160 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,504 No idea. Not a bloody clue. 161 00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:51,844 Maybe there was a party at the zoo and a monkey fucked a fish. 162 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,294 I saw them with it on the way up. 163 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:59,258 - Thought they'd won it at the funfair. - Smells real though, don't it? 164 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,419 Smells like a shit did a shit. 165 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,257 - You wanna buy a bit of weed, then? - Yeah. 166 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,840 Yeah, come on. 167 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,923 Shut up, man. 168 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,300 Well done, lads. 169 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,086 You've discovered a species hitherto unknown to science, 170 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:23,630 quite possibly non-terrestrial in origin, and you kicked its fucking head in. 171 00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:28,465 - Take a seat. I'll be back in a minute. - Yeah. 172 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:31,629 We're getting rich off that, you know, cos we discovered it. 173 00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:34,045 - EBay, fam. - Alert the media. 174 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,006 Exclusive rights to the highest bidder. 175 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,840 The Sun. Believes anything. 176 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,083 No, no, no, no, no. The Sun'll dress it up like one of them Page Three girls. 177 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,797 You wanna call The Guardian, blood. 178 00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:46,212 - People will believe it in a proper paper. - No, tabloids pay more money. 179 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:48,503 You can't call the paper. FBI will confiscate it. 180 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,750 FBI? This is England, there ain't no FBI. 181 00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,794 It's Section Six or something. 182 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:57,007 - We need an expert to verify that thing. - Look in the Yellow Pages. 183 00:14:57,167 --> 00:15:00,501 Look for scientist people who know about all them meteor things. 184 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,090 Yellow Pages? Like, what, "A" for aliens? 185 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,710 - Cheers. - We need a lawyer, 186 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,252 a manager or something. 187 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,465 Bell Simon Cowell. Alien's Got Talent. 188 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,380 Jokes, man, jokes. 189 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,470 Actually, I did this zoology module at uni. 190 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,094 Primatology, mammalogy, all that shizzle. 191 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:28,300 That thing in there don't belong to no taxon I've ever studied. 192 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:31,132 You met Brewis, then? Very reliable customer. 193 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,169 Gwanin'. 194 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,590 Hey, move, blood! 195 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,298 Hey, hey! 196 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,086 Allow it, allow it, allow it... 197 00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:46,007 - Yo, Ron. - You want a bourbon? 198 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:49,717 Let me keep that thing in the weed room. Could be worth bare money. 199 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,969 That's the safest place in the block. 200 00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:57,126 Look, I'd love to, but it's not my decision. I only work here. 201 00:15:57,292 --> 00:15:59,215 Why don't you come and ask the boss? 202 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,753 - What, Hi-Hatz is here? - Yeah, he's in the weed room. 203 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,919 Come on. 204 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,261 J' Get That Snitch 205 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,669 Hi-Hatz. 206 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,843 Hi-Hatz! 207 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,419 Hi-Hatz! 208 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,961 Yo, Moses, hear my beats? 209 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,128 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's my new trick. 210 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,628 J' Get that snitch Get the strap 211 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:39,341 J' Don't give a fuck J' Blat, blat, blat... 212 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,669 That's serious. 213 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:47,625 Ah, check it out, he's got a puppet. 214 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,002 You made that in college or something? 215 00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,965 You got mad skills for puppets. 216 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,093 Looks proper rotten and everything. 217 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,344 Found it over the park, didn't you, Moses? 218 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,127 He wants to know if he can keep it here. 219 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:04,839 He reckons it's worth bare money. 220 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,377 True say? 221 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,544 Yo, bring it, bring it, bring it. 222 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:12,128 J' Get that snitch Get the strap 223 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,545 J' Don't give a fuck Blat, blat, blat 224 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,961 J' Get that snitch Get the strap 225 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,719 J' Don't give a fuck Blat, blat, blat 226 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,094 J' Get that snitch Get the strap 227 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,252 J' Don't give a fuck... 228 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,131 Yo. Do whatever you want. 229 00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:32,010 I don't care about that bullshit. 230 00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:37,335 You shot my food from Ron still? 231 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:38,967 Sometimes. 232 00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:44,170 There's better ways to make P's in the ends, you know. 233 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,758 Man of your age should step his game up. Move some white. 234 00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:52,840 I'm gonna put you on bail. 235 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,298 Get me 300 back from this. 236 00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,343 You're my boy now. 237 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:06,133 One thing, though. This is my block, get me? 238 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,631 The female lands. 239 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,342 If this new territory is hospitable, she releases a pheromone 240 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:20,130 which can be detected by the male of the species from over a mile away. 241 00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:22,044 Brewis. 242 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,835 Oi, Brewis. 243 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,923 Oi, come on. 244 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,676 You all right? 245 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,130 Yes, fam. 246 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:35,880 - What you on about, man? - Oh, fam, boy. 247 00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:39,543 I know, fam. 248 00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:42,507 Hey, what, bruv? Hey, why are you smiling, bruv? 249 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,669 - Hey, what's that? - Hey, I bet he got a job. 250 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,881 - Eh, is it? - He got recruited, innit. 251 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,589 What's that in your pocket, bruv? 252 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:51,094 Hi-Hatz is gonna step you up. 253 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,011 What's that? What's that in your pocket, man? 254 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,297 Yo, check it. 255 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,677 - What, bruv? - More. 256 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,835 - More what? - Them tings. 257 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,343 It's just rockets, innit? 258 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:15,378 Nah. Rockets go up before they come down. 259 00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:17,795 Them things are pure comin' down. 260 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,672 - They're the same. - Same as what? 261 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,710 - As what hit that car before, fam. - Trust. 262 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,718 Nah. More of them nasty little gremlins. 263 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:26,503 - It's raining Gollums. - Bare creatures. 264 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,132 Hey, that one landed in the park, fam, close. 265 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:33,466 - Ch, lovely fireworks. - Nah, mate, it's a alien invasion. 266 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,878 - Course it is. - Let's get down there, cuz. 267 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,795 - Let's go fuck them up! - I'm killin' them straight. 268 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:41,928 - Ay, let's get tooled up, blood. - Come, come. 269 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,801 Ay, somebody call pest control? 270 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,469 Quite sweet really, aren't they? 271 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:02,507 - Hi. - Emergency situation! Move, move! 272 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:05,671 - Don't shove us! - Some of us have got exams tomorrow! 273 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:18,761 - Where have you been? - Got to get the puncture repair kit. 274 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,091 - Why? You're not going out again. - Just to mend my tyre. Ten minutes. 275 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,878 - Hey. Ten minutes, I mean it. - I promise. 276 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,627 What happened to your leg? 277 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,261 Nothing, Nan. I pulled a muscle playing football. 278 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:48,503 - Back in a bit, Nan. - Now, don't you go getting into trouble. 279 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,669 Course not, Nan. 280 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,926 - Dennis, where are you going? - Out! 281 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,177 - Then take your dog. - No, man, I'm busy. 282 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,631 I'm not asking, I'm telling. 283 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:12,126 Pogo. Come, come, come. Come, let's go savage some Gollums. 284 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,127 Whoa! Let's go! 285 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:45,755 Go, go, go! 286 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:49,126 Hey, Moses, what's happening? Wait for us. 287 00:21:49,292 --> 00:21:52,967 Wait. It's not fair, man. We wanna come too. 288 00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:55,752 Hey, what, the Debbies came again. 289 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:58,466 - There might be something in it. - Set the grass on ire. 290 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,127 - Messed up, man. - I told you, fam. 291 00:22:00,292 --> 00:22:02,886 - A meteor, for real. - Ay, loads came down, innit. 292 00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:05,136 We gotta take them all out. Gotta catch them all. 293 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:07,420 Calm down, Biggz, this ain't Pok�mon. 294 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,426 Yo, shine the light. 295 00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:26,757 - Like a fossil, innit. - No, that's different. 296 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:28,385 That ain't even the same thing. 297 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:30,294 That looks triple the size, blood. 298 00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:35,466 I'd like to see the brother who'd tight that. 299 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:39,425 Right now, I feel like going home, locking my door and playing FIFA. 300 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,298 Hey, what was that? 301 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,677 Pogo. Pogo, whoa. Stay. 302 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:46,959 Stay. 303 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:51,253 - There. - Holy fuck. 304 00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:53,260 - Where, fam? Where? - On top of the tower. 305 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:56,136 - Which tower? - Ain't you got your contacts in? Look. 306 00:23:02,292 --> 00:23:03,919 Pogo! Pogo! 307 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,300 No, man! 308 00:23:08,292 --> 00:23:11,091 What's it doing? Where's it gone, man? 309 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,801 It's coming. 310 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:22,799 - Ah, I can see its eyes. - Not sure them things is eyes. 311 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,593 - Hey, let's bounce, bruv. - I'm gone, fam. 312 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:29,752 Everyone run! 313 00:23:31,292 --> 00:23:33,294 Aliens! Run! Leave, leave, leave! 314 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:37,511 - They say aliens? - That's what I heard, man. 315 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,544 Doughnuts. They think we're scaredy-cats. 316 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,460 Look, man. 317 00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:42,797 Shit, man! 318 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,710 Hey, come on, Biggz, man. 319 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:59,131 Bully van! 320 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,631 Stay down! Come here! 321 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,091 Give me your hand! Give me your hand! 322 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:33,253 - Man, fuck the 'five-o! - Stay down, stay down. 323 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:34,543 Hey, calm. 324 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:41,377 We got wraps. 325 00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:44,466 Mike Delta 4-0-3, need assistance, Ballard Street. 326 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:47,504 - You are under arrest on suspicion of... - Four-inch flick blade. 327 00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:48,964 ....possession of Class A drugs. 328 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:53,050 You do not have to say anything... 329 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,460 Victim's mobile phone. 330 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,469 Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Do you understand? 331 00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:00,048 Ballard Street, over. 332 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,128 - He said, do you understand? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 333 00:25:03,292 --> 00:25:05,260 Hurry up and get me in that van. 334 00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:11,674 - Are you absolutely positive that's him? - Positive. 335 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:15,087 And the rest of them are up on that walkway. You know that, don't you? 336 00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:18,294 He's brucking him in the van, bruv. 337 00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:22,047 Behind the cars, check it. 338 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:30,421 - Hey, where is it? - The roof, fam, clock that roof. 339 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:47,550 Control, re Ballard Street. We got a prisoner coming in. 557, over. 340 00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:56,459 Also, please advise, er... four other suspects still in the area. 341 00:25:58,042 --> 00:26:00,044 Not so tough now, are we, fella? 342 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:11,093 Aaargh! Aaargh! 343 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,635 Oh, Shit! 344 00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:33,755 - Nah. Feds got savaged. - Shit, man. We gotta back Moses. 345 00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:36,295 Fuck that, bruv. I ain't going nowhere near none of that. 346 00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:39,883 - Think. Think what scared the little one. - Bangers ain't gonna do nothin', fam. 347 00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:41,544 I ain't talking about bangers. 348 00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:43,836 Let me out, man! 349 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,422 Oh! 350 00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:48,965 - Hold it steady. - I ain't the one with the shakes. 351 00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:51,298 - Hurry up, man. - Come on, you lot, man. 352 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:03,128 Open the door! Let me out! 353 00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:15,380 Yo, cover me, fam. 354 00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:30,427 This is for Pogo. Rest in peace, dog. 355 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:53,260 What? 356 00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:03,630 Took your time, man. 357 00:28:08,917 --> 00:28:11,511 - Dumb feds left the keys! - Then let's jack it! 358 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,752 Throw it off, man! Throw it off! 359 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:27,753 Yo, Biggz, meet us at the underground garages. 360 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,256 Ire Feelings 361 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:39,136 J' Skanga, skanga, skanga, skanga... 362 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,922 Fuck. 363 00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:55,257 Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. 364 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:05,919 Ron, it's Brewis. 365 00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:10,259 Mate, someone's like petrol-bombed my dad's car or... l don't know. 366 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,340 And there's po-po everywhere. 367 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,628 - I need to come back up. - All right, calm down. 368 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,298 I've got the binoculars out. Where are ya? 369 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:19,798 I'm by the road by the park. Behind a bush. 370 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,801 What can you see? 371 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:26,759 Couple of ire engines parked up by the off-license, and I think... 372 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:30,461 - Hang on. Fuck me. - What? 373 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:33,757 Blockbusters has shut down. 374 00:29:33,917 --> 00:29:37,547 - Right. No police, though? - No, you're all right. 375 00:29:37,875 --> 00:29:39,969 Come back up. Not a blue light in sight. 376 00:29:56,250 --> 00:29:57,672 Whoa! 377 00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:05,631 No, no,no, no,no, no,no. 378 00:30:05,792 --> 00:30:07,886 Oh, shit, shit, shit. 379 00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:11,125 This is a bad dream. Tell me I'm dreaming. 380 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:15,379 Let me out! Open the door! 381 00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:17,215 Wait, blood, wait, blood. 382 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:21,050 That ain't even police at the wheel, that's youths in there. 383 00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:25,467 - What we gonna do, bruv? - Give me the strap. 384 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,083 Let me out! Open the door! 385 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:31,252 Open the door! 386 00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:34,961 Sorry about the driving. I'll get lessons for Christmas. 387 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:37,753 - What were those things? - We're thinking probably aliens. 388 00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:40,887 - You should leave. - Before the situation gets more nuts. 389 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:43,801 Go on, then. 390 00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:50,381 Ain't you gonna thank us for saving your life? 391 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,297 My fucking hero. 392 00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:11,302 - Yo, Hi-Hatz, it was a accident. - Nah, trust, bruv. 393 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:13,301 There's bare creatures chasing us. 394 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:16,211 Big alien-gorilla-wolf motherfuckers. I swear. 395 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:19,716 Some creature fell from outer space and jumped Moses, so he bored it. 396 00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:22,219 And now its brethren have come down in force, blood. 397 00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:24,969 Moses got shiffed by the feds and the things attacked the van 398 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:27,253 and savaged the bluefoot, so we jacked the van. 399 00:31:27,417 --> 00:31:30,011 We're running for our lives now, cuz. Believe! 400 00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:36,718 Jack a bully van, crash it into my whip and then chat shit about aliens to me? 401 00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:41,505 This is making me nervous, blood. That boy's still cuffed, you know. 402 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:44,466 - Police are gonna be all over this. - You trying to snake me? 403 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:53,422 What, you wanna bring arms to me now? You wanna murk me? 404 00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:58,502 - You wanna war with me? - Listen to me, cuz, I'm not even lying. 405 00:31:58,667 --> 00:31:59,839 If we was making it up, 406 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,549 don't you think we'd make up something better than aliens? 407 00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:04,335 Say that word one more time. 408 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,257 I told you, bruv. On the roof, if you don't believe me. 409 00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:10,794 What? What's on the roof? 410 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:12,426 - One of them... - Say it! 411 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:15,469 One of them big gorilla-wolf motherfuckers. 412 00:32:18,917 --> 00:32:21,295 Yo, Hi-Hatz, there is something there, bruv. 413 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:31,674 Yo, go see what that is. 414 00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:33,835 - No way, bruv. - Move! 415 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:36,919 Shit. 416 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:03,468 Yo, Hi-Hatz, bruv. 417 00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:05,548 - There's no... - Oh, shit! 418 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,377 Oh, Shit! 419 00:33:14,542 --> 00:33:16,761 - Got the key to your lockup? - Yeah. 420 00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:24,501 Follow me, follow me! 421 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:26,756 Moses! Pussyhole! 422 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,965 I'm gonna get you killed, blood! Watch! 423 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,548 I told you, man. Alien invasion. 424 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:40,052 London-wide. For real. I knew it from the start. 425 00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:41,551 Them vans got tracker beacons. 426 00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:43,802 - Police will be here any minute. - We're fucked. 427 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:46,757 When the feds ind the bodies and the van, we are fucked. 428 00:33:46,917 --> 00:33:50,126 No. If it's happening all over, the police are gonna be too busy tonight. 429 00:33:50,292 --> 00:33:52,761 National emergency, army on the streets, helicopters, 430 00:33:52,917 --> 00:33:54,635 all that 28 Days Later shit. 431 00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:57,757 We need to get off the streets. Back in the block. 432 00:33:57,917 --> 00:33:59,385 Like none of this ever happened. 433 00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:01,215 Yes, boss. Back in the block! 434 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,252 How do we do that with them things out there? 435 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,090 That's suicide, man. 436 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,173 - You know what? - What? 437 00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,802 I'm shitting myself, innit. But at the same time... 438 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,459 What? 439 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,298 This is sick. 440 00:34:53,542 --> 00:34:55,215 Fuck! 441 00:34:56,792 --> 00:34:58,840 They're on us! 442 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,674 - Split! Meet at the block! - Oi, pedal, pedal, pedal! 443 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,085 Jerome, pedal! 444 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,585 Stairs, blood! 445 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,593 Move, move, move, move! 446 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:05,548 Where's Biggz? Where's Pest? 447 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:09,590 Hurry up! 448 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:13,385 Go on, run! 449 00:37:13,542 --> 00:37:15,169 Close the door, man! 450 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,502 Fuck! 451 00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:19,919 Grab it! 452 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,460 Aarghh! 453 00:37:55,917 --> 00:37:58,591 Hey, snitch! 454 00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:02,385 Move, man! Huh? Move! 455 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:03,919 Fucking move! 456 00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:09,173 - Hey, come on, blood! - Get the bag off him! 457 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:15,345 - Somebody bell Biggz. Where's Biggz? - I got one text left. 458 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,628 - I got no credit. - Drop call everybody. 459 00:38:17,792 --> 00:38:21,626 - Pray someone calls back. - This is too much to explain in one text. 460 00:38:33,292 --> 00:38:35,010 Get out of my fucking flat! 461 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,836 - Shut up, man. - Pss... 462 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,753 - I said, get out! - Yo, snitch, calm yourself. 463 00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,339 This ain't about you no more. 464 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:46,959 Come anywhere near me and I swear I will scream this fucking block down! 465 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:49,503 There's worse things out there than us tonight. 466 00:38:49,667 --> 00:38:51,669 Hey, bruv. I saw her ID card thingy. 467 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:54,677 - She's a nurse, innit. - Help me, then. I need this leg. 468 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,256 I need it to be able to run away from them things. 469 00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:59,044 You think I'm gonna help you? 470 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:02,667 After you attacked me, and robbed me, and then set those dogs on the police? 471 00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:05,382 - Yes to the first two, no to the last one. - Dogs? 472 00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:08,045 Dogs with glow-in-the-dark jaws? Dogs with no eyes? 473 00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:10,631 Dogs the size of gorillas? D'you think they're dogs? 474 00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:13,796 Go out there and try feedin' 'em some Pedigree Chum. They're aliens. 475 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:17,508 Whatever the fuck they are, they're not fucking aliens. 476 00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:20,637 - You swear too much, man. - Yeah, you got a potty mouth, man. 477 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,261 Whatever they are, they're inside the block. 478 00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:25,010 They're after everyone. 479 00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:28,091 Yeah, we're on the same side now. You get me? 480 00:39:33,292 --> 00:39:36,421 - No feds. - You'd be better off calling the Ghostbusters. 481 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:39,632 This is the block. We take care of things our own way. Get me? 482 00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:41,669 - You're joking? - Does it look like he's jokin'? 483 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:45,758 I was gonna call for help. Your friend needs to go to hospital. 484 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:48,796 So do you. If those wounds get infected, they could kill you. 485 00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:51,552 - Nah, he likes his scars, innit. - Fuck! 486 00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:53,301 He's bleedin' to death! Help him! 487 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,631 We ain't gonna do nothing. 488 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,006 Fix him. 489 00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:01,839 Jesus. 490 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:18,917 It's one of the most extraordinary spectacles in nature. 491 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,006 What if those kids were right? 492 00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:24,177 What if they're connected - that freak show animal 493 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:25,585 and the hole in my dad's car? 494 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:29,334 What if there is some kind of invasion and the police are out there? 495 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,173 I can't get busted again. 496 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,552 - You've been busted? - Yeah. 497 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:39,843 Left half an oz in my jeans, put them in the washing machine by mistake and... 498 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,834 I shit you not, my mum's underwear came out stinking of skunk. 499 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,631 My dad obviously caught a whiff and cutoff my allowance. 500 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,710 Next time, it'll be my testiklees. 501 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:54,173 Yeah, it's tough times for you, mate. 502 00:40:55,042 --> 00:40:58,091 The irony is, now I've gotta sell twice the amount just to pay the rent. 503 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:00,881 I thought you said you lived at home? 504 00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:05,671 Yeah, well, I mean... I mean "rent" in the proverbial sense. 505 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:08,962 Oh, yeah. Well, you gotta do what you gotta do, you know. 506 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:13,005 A man's gotta put bread on the table - proverbially speaking, of course. 507 00:41:13,167 --> 00:41:14,635 Fo-shizzle. 508 00:41:14,792 --> 00:41:17,341 Listen, even if it is an alien invasion, 509 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,468 they're four foot high, they're blind 510 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:22,378 and they got kicked to death by a group of kids. 511 00:41:22,542 --> 00:41:25,341 - We got nothing to worry about. - Yeah. 512 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,173 - All right? - Yeah. 513 00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:42,511 Sorry I messed up your couch. 514 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:45,886 - Don't worry about it. - D'you want me to take 'em off? 515 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,051 That won't be necessary. 516 00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:50,381 You sure? I got nice boxers on. 517 00:41:50,667 --> 00:41:52,544 Genuine Calvin Klein. Fresh today. 518 00:41:54,667 --> 00:41:57,090 - Tell me if this hurts. - Try me. 519 00:41:57,625 --> 00:41:58,842 Ow! Hurts. 520 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,503 - How about this? - Hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts! 521 00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:05,136 You've torn a few minor arteries. You might have a fracture. 522 00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:07,545 This needs treating before you lose too much blood. 523 00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:09,460 - Do it, then. - I can't do it. 524 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:11,969 I don't have the equipment or the skill. 525 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:13,502 I've only just graduated. 526 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,886 And I missed the class on alien bite wounds. 527 00:42:16,042 --> 00:42:17,419 Stop hyping, man. 528 00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,631 Pass me that cushion. 529 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:23,632 I said, pass me that cushion! 530 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:33,885 Oh! Don't take it out on me. 531 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,628 I ain't seen you around here before, you know. 532 00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:41,875 - You lived here long? - Couple of months. 533 00:42:42,042 --> 00:42:44,090 Hmm. Nice place you got. 534 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:46,969 Thanks. Thinking of moving. 535 00:42:47,125 --> 00:42:49,048 Shame. Why? 536 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:52,291 - I don't like the area. - What do you mean, don't like the area? 537 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:53,835 What's wrong with the area? 538 00:42:56,417 --> 00:42:58,044 Fam, stay. 539 00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:24,718 Get off me! 540 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:27,923 - What was that? - They found us. 541 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:31,292 How could they End us? There's, like, 160 doors in this block. 542 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:34,541 Whatever gang war you're involved in, leave me out of it, please. 543 00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:38,552 Hey, this ain't got nothin' to do with gangs. 544 00:43:38,708 --> 00:43:41,882 Or drugs. Or rap music. Or violence in video games. 545 00:43:42,042 --> 00:43:45,216 - This is the worst night of my life. - Feeling's mutual. 546 00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:52,216 Moses, don't, man! 547 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:06,547 Moses. 548 00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:08,176 Ninja! 549 00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:10,051 Tango neutralised. 550 00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:25,052 See? Is that a dog? 551 00:44:25,792 --> 00:44:28,341 - No. - No, that is not a dog. 552 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:30,881 That's black. 553 00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,419 Too black to see. 554 00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:35,632 That's the blackest black ever, fam. 555 00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:43,007 That's blacker than my cousin Femi. 556 00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:46,381 Oi, where's that woman? 557 00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:17,674 Wherever you're going, I'm coming with you. 558 00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:20,677 After what you put me through tonight, it's the least you can do. 559 00:45:20,833 --> 00:45:23,336 No way, man. She's bare annoyin'. 560 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:26,219 Make her leave. Let that snitch get murked. 561 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,377 Dennis, why you acting like such a prick? 562 00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:30,465 I need the nurse. Do you want me to die? 563 00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:33,595 We can't stand around here arguing. We need to roll. Now! 564 00:45:34,292 --> 00:45:35,919 - My name's Sam. - Jerome. 565 00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:37,710 - I'm Pest. - No, man. 566 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:38,922 Dennis. 567 00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:41,210 You're Moses, right? 568 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,468 You're gonna need a weapon. 569 00:46:10,083 --> 00:46:12,256 Move along, please. Move along. 570 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:22,585 Yo, bring it, bring it, bring it. 571 00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:26,007 Bring it, bring it, bring it. Yo, bring the thing, blood. 572 00:46:27,042 --> 00:46:29,420 - What's happening, man? - Something fucked up. 573 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:32,883 Hi-Hatz, bruv, there's bare feds in the area, roadblocks and everything. 574 00:46:33,042 --> 00:46:35,170 Maybe we should chill out till things die down. 575 00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:38,212 - Are you telling me to chill out? - No. Wait till things cool down. 576 00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:40,844 - You telling me to cool down? - Ah, forget it, bruv. 577 00:46:41,542 --> 00:46:43,636 Get in the car. 578 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,628 Get in the car now! 579 00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:53,215 They mash up my whip with a bully van they stole, 580 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:55,628 start threatening me about aliens or some shit, 581 00:46:55,792 --> 00:46:58,671 facing me down, telling me I'm gonna get shifted. 582 00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:01,086 Hey, watch where you're going, you prick! 583 00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:05,676 Then, some like... some like big dog, some big gorilla wolf motherfucker, 584 00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:10,293 comes down from the roof, rolls Tonks, tears his neck all the way out. Believe. 585 00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:14,382 - So was it a dog, then? - Don't give a fuck what it was. 586 00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:16,510 Shot that ting. Died easy. 587 00:47:17,208 --> 00:47:19,677 And we gotta learn them youngers tonight, you get me? 588 00:47:19,833 --> 00:47:21,551 That's my block! 589 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,426 J' Don't give a fuck 590 00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:24,550 J' Blat, blat, blat 591 00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:27,131 J' Get that snitch Get the strap 592 00:47:27,292 --> 00:47:29,715 J' Don't give a fuck Blat, blat, blat... 593 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:58,336 You get four years for carrying an offensive weapon, you know. 594 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:01,504 - I think this situation's a bit different. - Is it? 595 00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:04,876 Walking around, expecting to get jumped at any moment? 596 00:48:05,042 --> 00:48:06,965 Feels like just another day in the ends to me. 597 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,719 - Where's he taking us? - Tia's flat. 598 00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:13,505 - How will we be any safer in her place? - Security gate. 599 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:17,717 She wouldn't be asking that question if she'd seen them girls fight. 600 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,718 Ay, it's Biggz. He's alive. 601 00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:29,921 - Yo, Biggz, we thought you was dead. - I called you 50 times, blood. 602 00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:33,132 What's your phone doing on silent at a time like this for, fam? 603 00:48:33,292 --> 00:48:34,544 - Where you at? - In the bin. 604 00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:37,712 Same bin I was at that time them boys from Aylesbury was after me. 605 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,049 One of them things is trying to headbang me out. Rescue me, yeah? 606 00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:45,838 Ain't that simple, bruv. Them things are in the block, busting through doors. 607 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,970 You're the only one with credit. Call everyone, spread the word. 608 00:48:49,125 --> 00:48:50,627 Tell them to stay inside. Get me? 609 00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:52,886 I'll bell you back when we get to Na's. 610 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,085 Fuck this, man! 611 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:01,551 - Yo, Biggz. - Listen, listen. 612 00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:05,167 I've got one pound credit and bare people to call. I can only say this once. 613 00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:06,880 We need backup. Alien attack. 614 00:49:07,042 --> 00:49:10,467 Slow down. I don't understand a word you're saying. Speak slowly. 615 00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:12,719 This ain't no time to be speaking slowly! 616 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:15,845 Moses and Dennis are heading to Tia's. Call everyone! 617 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,844 Tell them to come back! That thing we killed was for real! 618 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,968 Now there 's bigger ones battering me... 619 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:23,878 Phone me later when you ain't playing Xbox. 620 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:34,461 Check it. Reginald and Gavin survived. 621 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:37,925 Don't answer those names no more. It's Probs and Mayhem. 622 00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:39,676 Fam, we saw the aliens. 623 00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:41,756 They ran past us, straight. 624 00:49:41,917 --> 00:49:43,544 We got tools. 625 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:48,632 - Let us roll with you, man. - That's not real, is it? 626 00:49:48,792 --> 00:49:51,511 - Jesus, he looks about six. - I'm nine and a half. 627 00:49:51,667 --> 00:49:55,217 - That ain't a toy, Gavin. Give me that. - Hey, leave it! 628 00:49:57,875 --> 00:49:59,718 Hey. Hey, let go, fam. Oi, let go. 629 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:02,298 Yo, Reginald, Gavin! 630 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:06,129 Go home, lock your door. Do your homework. Watch Naruto. 631 00:50:06,292 --> 00:50:08,215 Just stay inside tonight, get me? 632 00:50:09,792 --> 00:50:11,669 That's my cousin's! I gotta give it back! 633 00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:14,086 Stop bitching, You got a Super Soaker still. 634 00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:16,673 You really think they'll die if you shoot water at them? 635 00:50:16,833 --> 00:50:19,632 Ain't water in it. Is it? 636 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:25,334 You ain't bringing all them in here. No. They're involved in something. 637 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,969 Someone's chasing 'em. They got weapons. 638 00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,877 And, look, that one's bleedin'. 639 00:50:30,042 --> 00:50:31,885 And that woman, I don't even know her. 640 00:50:32,042 --> 00:50:35,421 I'm not getting myself involved in a situation I don't need to be in. 641 00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:37,877 It's my house, Dimples. 642 00:50:38,042 --> 00:50:39,214 Come. 643 00:50:40,542 --> 00:50:42,715 Get off me, man. 644 00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:54,342 There's only one helicopter out there. Copper chopper. 645 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:57,709 Ain't even military. And it's only around these ends. 646 00:50:57,875 --> 00:51:00,378 This ain't London-wide. This is localized. 647 00:51:00,542 --> 00:51:03,876 - Yeah, localized in your head. - Localized in your dreams. 648 00:51:04,042 --> 00:51:05,919 Drapsed by the feds? Yes. 649 00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:09,257 Big gorilla-alien-wolf monsters killing everyone? Uh-uh. 650 00:51:09,417 --> 00:51:11,545 - Maybe they only fell on these ends. - Please! 651 00:51:11,708 --> 00:51:14,917 What kind of alien, out of all the places in the whole wide world, 652 00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:17,711 would invade some shitty council estate in South London? 653 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:22,051 - One that's looking for a right. - They're coming for us. Ready or not. 654 00:51:23,292 --> 00:51:25,715 J' Ready or not, here I come 655 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,253 J' You can't hide - Excuse me. 656 00:51:28,417 --> 00:51:29,760 J' They're gonna ind you 657 00:51:29,917 --> 00:51:31,669 Listen to me! 658 00:51:31,833 --> 00:51:33,881 There's a dead one in my living room. 659 00:51:34,042 --> 00:51:37,012 I live on the first floor. Go and look if you don't believe me. 660 00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:40,011 You can walk right in. There's no front door any more. 661 00:51:40,167 --> 00:51:43,137 Moses, when did you start going out with your maths teacher? 662 00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:47,886 - How d'you know that woman? - We met earlier. 663 00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:49,385 He mugged me. 664 00:51:49,542 --> 00:51:52,546 - Whey! For real? - That pan I believe. 665 00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:55,052 That true? You rob that woman? 666 00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:58,792 Yeah. But afterwards she fixed my leg and we saved her from the monster. 667 00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:01,086 So... we're mates now and it's all sweet. 668 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:04,048 - We're heroes, innit? - Heroes? 669 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:07,674 Five of you and a knife against one woman? Fuck off! 670 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,301 Raah. Cold. 671 00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:12,177 Nah, nah, nah, don't build it up, luv. It weren't all that. 672 00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:15,382 - We never even touched you. - The blade was to get it over with quick. 673 00:52:15,542 --> 00:52:17,544 - We was as scared as you. - Blade? 674 00:52:18,417 --> 00:52:21,751 You're such a waste. Why's it always trouble with you? 675 00:52:21,917 --> 00:52:25,171 Why's it always someone gettin' robbed or beaten up or gettin' arrested? 676 00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:28,177 We can't deal with this on our own. We have to call the police. 677 00:52:29,042 --> 00:52:31,886 You can trust me. I'll tell them what really happened. 678 00:52:32,042 --> 00:52:33,544 Think the police will help them? 679 00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,961 They might not arrest you, but they'll arrest them. 680 00:52:36,125 --> 00:52:39,880 For the murder of two police officers, vehicle theft, resisting arrest - 681 00:52:40,042 --> 00:52:42,716 everything that happened everywhere in the ends tonight. 682 00:52:42,875 --> 00:52:44,718 They arrest us for nothing already. 683 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,502 You know what I reckon, yeah? 684 00:52:48,667 --> 00:52:50,965 I reckon the feds sent them, anyway. 685 00:52:51,125 --> 00:52:54,049 Government probably bred those creatures to kill black boys. 686 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:58,504 First they sent drugs to the ends, then they sent guns. 687 00:52:59,167 --> 00:53:01,044 Now they sent monsters to get us. 688 00:53:01,208 --> 00:53:03,085 They don't care, man. 689 00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:05,048 We ain't killin' each other fast enough, 690 00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:07,176 so they decided to speed up the process. 691 00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:10,631 Believe. 692 00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:16,175 Pest, I told you not to do that! Do it out the window, yeah? 693 00:53:16,333 --> 00:53:18,131 It's pain relief. Ask the nurse. 694 00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:24,211 Excuse me, but what is that? 695 00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:33,045 Oh, my days! 696 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:39,878 - You can't take two, fam. - Watch me. 697 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:45,253 Shit. It is a toy! 698 00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:57,670 Help! Hey, Moses! 699 00:54:00,167 --> 00:54:01,134 Dennis! 700 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,094 - Moses. - It's coming for you, Moses! 701 00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:29,172 Oi, you fucker! 702 00:54:30,417 --> 00:54:32,465 Tia, what you doing? 703 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:35,214 Back! 704 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,921 Bash it! Kill it! Kill it! 705 00:54:54,542 --> 00:54:56,544 - Don't stop! - Harder! Cut him! 706 00:55:02,292 --> 00:55:04,294 Kill him! Harder! 707 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:12,381 Oh, Shit! 708 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:27,299 Yo, youngers, wagwan? 709 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:28,801 - Nothing much. - All right. 710 00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:30,926 Nice weapons. Who you flghtin'? 711 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,085 - Aliens. - Is it? 712 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:35,548 - Seen that yout Moses lately? - Who wants to know? 713 00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:40,209 He called us for backup. Help him fight the aliens off. 714 00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:41,718 Bang! Bang! Bang! 715 00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:45,512 So, where's he at? 716 00:55:57,875 --> 00:56:00,298 You know that little one you killed before? 717 00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:01,926 That was a mistake. 718 00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:04,711 They weren't going for us. They were going for you. 719 00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:07,173 Actions have consequences, you know. 720 00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:09,506 Everywhere you go, bad things happen. 721 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,465 Stay away from us, Moses. 722 00:56:30,042 --> 00:56:32,966 You should leave. I don't want no one else to die. 723 00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:36,334 - Fuck that, bruv. I got your back. - I ain't going nowhere. 724 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:40,050 They took Dennis. We gotta kill all them things, bruv. 725 00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:45,252 Come on! 726 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:50,548 Come on! 727 00:56:57,042 --> 00:56:58,885 Easy kill. 728 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,377 Run, man! Come on! 729 00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:08,386 - What are you waiting for? - Shit! 730 00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:10,294 Open the door! Go! 731 00:57:22,292 --> 00:57:25,296 Wagwan, its young Den. If it's girls, leave a message. 732 00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:27,085 Mandem, I'm on the block, innit. 733 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:29,048 Dennis, fam, I made bare calls. 734 00:57:29,208 --> 00:57:32,178 Everyone's come down to back us, blood, but no one can get inside. 735 00:57:32,333 --> 00:57:34,381 Feds have the block on lockdown. 736 00:57:34,542 --> 00:57:37,216 You've got one minute remaining. 737 00:57:37,375 --> 00:57:40,584 I ain't got much credit. And I can't be in this bin much longer. 738 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,297 I need to make a break for it. 739 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:45,090 I'll see you at the other side, yeah? 740 00:57:53,042 --> 00:57:54,885 Aargh! 741 00:57:55,667 --> 00:57:57,544 Hey, what the fuck, man! 742 00:57:59,750 --> 00:58:02,048 Why won't someone flippin' rescue me? 743 00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:05,469 Better get the next one, blood. 744 00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,877 Go, man! 745 00:59:40,917 --> 00:59:43,215 - Who was that? - That's Hi-Hatz. 746 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,594 - Man's a sausage. - Why is he shooting at us? 747 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,798 His best friend got ate and he's a bit vexed. 748 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,718 I know exactly how he feels. 749 00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:54,469 Would someone please tell me what the fuck is going on? 750 00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:58,129 What's chasing you? Why is the other lift full of bits of dead people? 751 00:59:58,292 --> 00:59:59,714 What? We need to go down. 752 00:59:59,875 --> 01:00:03,550 I ain't going down. There's too many things down there out to get me. 753 01:00:03,708 --> 01:00:08,134 True say. Bare police, crazy gangsters and fucked-up monsters down there. 754 01:00:08,292 --> 01:00:10,966 OK. Good. Let's not go down. Where can we go? 755 01:00:11,125 --> 01:00:14,254 - We're going to Ron's weed room. - What's Ron's weed room? 756 01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:17,136 It's a big room full of weed. And it's Ron's. It's good. 757 01:00:17,292 --> 01:00:19,545 - It's like Fort fucking Knox up there. - Plan. 758 01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:20,960 19. 759 01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:26,134 Bravo Team, on me, on me. Hold positions. 760 01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:32,880 This is long, man. They've all gone. 761 01:00:36,042 --> 01:00:38,386 No, they ain't. Check it. 762 01:01:03,167 --> 01:01:05,716 - Down the end. - Raah. 763 01:01:09,417 --> 01:01:11,636 I am too high for this shit. 764 01:01:12,292 --> 01:01:13,714 Trust. 765 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:19,753 - I wanna shoot those things, man. - Same here, bruv. 766 01:01:19,917 --> 01:01:22,841 - Times three. - Done now. 767 01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:52,216 - Bangers, man, bangers! - I'm Brewis, by the way. 768 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,252 - Sam. - Front pocket, man. 769 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:58,588 I'm meant to be at a party in Fulham. Now I'm trapped in this bloody block. 770 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:01,959 Yo, Pest. Get ready with that lighter. Yeah, pass it, pass it. 771 01:02:02,125 --> 01:02:04,219 - What about you? - I live here. 772 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:06,502 Really? 773 01:02:06,667 --> 01:02:07,884 Wicked. 774 01:02:08,042 --> 01:02:09,885 I'm set. 775 01:02:25,917 --> 01:02:28,215 Lights. Stay close. 776 01:02:29,042 --> 01:02:31,340 Go. Go, go. 777 01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:40,962 - Hurry up, man. Keep moving. - Wait for me. 778 01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:48,335 Fire in the hole. 779 01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:01,336 Get the fuck off me, man. 780 01:03:03,042 --> 01:03:05,340 Jesus. There's one behind us. Run! 781 01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:15,966 Jerome, where are you, man? 782 01:03:22,542 --> 01:03:24,089 Jerome! 783 01:03:27,042 --> 01:03:29,716 Jerome! Where you at? 784 01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:31,468 Jerome! 785 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:33,298 PEST: Jerome? 786 01:03:39,417 --> 01:03:42,876 I can't see shit, man! Come on, come on. Come on. 787 01:03:43,917 --> 01:03:45,919 Pest? Moses? 788 01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:48,460 Pest! Moses! 789 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:52,379 - Aaarghh! - Jerome, where you at? 790 01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:55,546 - Oi, lights, man, lights! - Trying to find 'em, man. 791 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,386 I'm going back. Stay by the lights. 792 01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:03,886 Are you there, man? 793 01:04:04,667 --> 01:04:06,544 They're coming up the stairs, quick. 794 01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:08,335 Jerome? 795 01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:15,339 Help! Help! 796 01:04:20,417 --> 01:04:22,511 - Aargh! - Follow me! 797 01:04:22,667 --> 01:04:25,216 They got Jerome. Moses! 798 01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:28,424 They took him! They took Jerome! 799 01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:33,094 - Man! - Oh! 800 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:37,503 What the fuck was that for? 801 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:42,417 Moses, blood! Come on, man, they'll kill you! 802 01:04:45,042 --> 01:04:46,635 Moses! 803 01:04:55,042 --> 01:04:58,296 - Yo, Ron! Ron! - Ron, man, let us in! 804 01:04:58,458 --> 01:04:59,755 - Ron! - Open the door, man! 805 01:04:59,917 --> 01:05:02,215 - Hey, let us in, man! - Hey, open the door! 806 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:04,673 - All right? - We need to hide in your weed room. 807 01:05:04,833 --> 01:05:07,086 It's the only safe place left in the block. 808 01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:10,127 I don't know about that. 809 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,969 - Ah, come on! Hurry up! - All right, all right. 810 01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:14,547 Come on. 811 01:05:16,542 --> 01:05:18,920 Wagwan, Moses? 812 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:21,922 Sorry. 813 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,928 - You killed that thing. - Hi-Hatz, bruv... 814 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:35,542 - You brought it in the ends. - I don't want no trouble. 815 01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:37,381 You brought fed in the ends. 816 01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:39,544 Listen to me, bruv. 817 01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:44,043 You brought an alien invasion to the ends. 818 01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,043 Shit. 819 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:47,585 Behind you, bruv. 820 01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:49,548 - Don't chat me. - I'm not even lyin'. 821 01:05:49,708 --> 01:05:51,335 Shut up! 822 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:53,047 I was gonna make you. 823 01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:55,882 Now... I'm gonna dead you. 824 01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:58,715 This is my block. Get me? 825 01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:03,135 Not really. 826 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:46,677 Wish I'd never chased after that thing. 827 01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:50,427 Wish we never murked you. 828 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:54,844 I wish I never took that white off Hi-Hatz. 829 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:58,674 Wish I'd just gone home and played FIFA like Biggz said. 830 01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:01,877 Anyone got skins? 831 01:07:03,167 --> 01:07:05,169 No. 832 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:09,007 Bare weed and no skins. 833 01:07:09,167 --> 01:07:11,261 This is my worst nightmare. 834 01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:15,383 Listen, yeah. We never knew you lived in the block. 835 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:19,219 If... If we knew you, we wouldn't have stepped you. 836 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:23,209 It would have been OK to mug me if I didn't live here? Is that how it works? 837 01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:24,922 Boy, you's tetchy. 838 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,302 He's tryin' to apologise to you, man. 839 01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:32,836 You're quite it, you know. 840 01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:36,961 - Have you got a boyfriend? - Yeah. 841 01:07:37,708 --> 01:07:40,131 Are you sure about him? Where is he? 842 01:07:40,292 --> 01:07:42,670 Cos he ain't exactly looking after you tonight. 843 01:07:42,833 --> 01:07:45,586 - He's in Ghana. - You go out with an African man? 844 01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:49,084 No, he's helping children. He volunteers for the Red Cross. 845 01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:51,218 Oh, is it? 846 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,253 Why can't he help the children of Britain? 847 01:07:54,417 --> 01:07:56,294 Not exotic enough, is it? 848 01:07:56,458 --> 01:07:58,460 Don't get no nice suntan. 849 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:14,883 Raah. Moses, your jacket's gone rave. 850 01:08:17,042 --> 01:08:18,510 It's glowing in the UV light. 851 01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:24,927 Maybe it's some kind of pheromone. 852 01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:27,218 Maybe it's a what now? 853 01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:29,969 Er... it's an eco-hormone that triggers a social response 854 01:08:30,125 --> 01:08:32,048 in members of the same species. 855 01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:35,799 Maybe that's a female and the others are male, 856 01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:39,212 and that... that... that stuff is what's attracting them here. 857 01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:41,343 They're smelling us. 858 01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:44,927 They fell out of the sky, yeah? 859 01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:50,385 Well, maybe they like drift through space on... on solar winds, like spores, 860 01:08:50,542 --> 01:08:53,045 and... whatever planet they land on first, 861 01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:55,961 the female leaves a pheromone trail for the males to follow it, 862 01:08:56,125 --> 01:08:58,344 ind it, breed, et cetera. 863 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,548 Like bees, like beetles, like moths. 864 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:04,086 Some fucking funny-looking moth. 865 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:06,092 Yeah. 866 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,548 Well, whatever it is, you're covered in it 867 01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:12,633 and it seems to be piquing the interest of a rather hostile alien species. 868 01:09:12,792 --> 01:09:15,716 Just saying, maybe if you took those clothes off, 869 01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:17,548 they wouldn't know we were here. 870 01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:20,382 You fancy him or something? Are you trying to get him naked? 871 01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:22,886 No, I'm trying to save your life. 872 01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:27,379 And in answer to your question earlier... 873 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:33,048 Ah, thank fuck. 874 01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:37,959 Bruv, I swear I will never cuss you again. 875 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:45,969 Yo, Brewis. 876 01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:49,049 Everyone who touched this thing got murked, you know - 877 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,255 Dennis... 878 01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:52,714 Jerome... 879 01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:54,218 Tonks... 880 01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:56,469 them feds when they tried touch me, 881 01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:59,427 everyone who had that scent on them. 882 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:02,628 So if they follow the smell on that, then... 883 01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:06,469 ....maybe I can lead 'em. 884 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:10,334 - Lead them where? - Somewhere I can blow them up. 885 01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:14,717 I killed that thing. I brought them in the block. 886 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,502 I've gotta finish what I started. 887 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:31,212 - What if it jumps at us? - Then throw the banger. 888 01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:33,594 - What if I miss? - Then we run. 889 01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:35,878 What if it kills us? 890 01:10:36,042 --> 01:10:41,720 No one is gonna ever call you Mayhem if you keep on acting like such a pussy. 891 01:10:49,042 --> 01:10:53,252 I'm telling the truth! I know I lied to you before, but it's for real this time, I swear! 892 01:10:53,417 --> 01:10:56,591 ....l 'm calling your dad. You hear me? 893 01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:58,343 Throw it, throw it, throw it! 894 01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:00,384 Now, now, do it! 895 01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:03,091 - Are you even listening? - Mum, I gotta go. 896 01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:05,093 Just do as I say and stay indoors. 897 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:09,132 I won't ever do anything bad again, I promise. 898 01:11:09,292 --> 01:11:12,717 - I love you, Mum. I love you. - Five minutes! 899 01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:35,209 - Any time, blood. Any time. - We don't give a fuck, man. 900 01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:37,093 Armed police. Stay where you are! 901 01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,718 Fuck. 902 01:11:45,042 --> 01:11:47,215 - Wagwan, Biggz. - What are you doing? 903 01:11:47,375 --> 01:11:49,878 - Armed police, fam. - Swear down? 904 01:11:50,042 --> 01:11:52,295 Swear down. 905 01:11:52,458 --> 01:11:54,506 You burnt that thing good. Ratings. 906 01:11:54,667 --> 01:11:57,671 - Easy peasy. - Lemon squeezy. 907 01:11:59,667 --> 01:12:01,385 Probs and Mayhem, right? 908 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,502 Yeah. 909 01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,252 You look clean. 910 01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:25,710 You look good. 911 01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:29,136 I'm betting my life we're right about this. 912 01:12:30,042 --> 01:12:33,876 Believe me, I'd go out there myself if I wasn't so profoundly stoned. 913 01:12:34,167 --> 01:12:36,169 Likewise. 914 01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:46,713 - One floor down. 191. - One floor down. 191. 915 01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:49,094 - You bell me when you get there. - Yeah. 916 01:12:50,042 --> 01:12:52,261 Yo, Pest, give me that ring. 917 01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:55,210 What ring, man? 918 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:59,049 Oh, man, that's ours. 919 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,923 - It's worth bare P, man. - Give it! 920 01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:06,090 Raasclaat, man. 921 01:13:13,167 --> 01:13:14,635 Thanks. 922 01:13:17,708 --> 01:13:20,632 Even if you outrun them, even if you make it, 923 01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:22,214 how are you gonna get out? 924 01:13:24,042 --> 01:13:26,090 Don't worry about me, man. 925 01:13:27,458 --> 01:13:29,426 You don't have to do this, Moses. 926 01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:32,840 Yeah, I do. 927 01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,335 Oi. Hi. 928 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,173 Is it safe? 929 01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:07,674 No. All right. Good luck. 930 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:10,878 - Are you sure no one's here? - Yeah. 931 01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:19,676 Who do you live with? 932 01:15:20,833 --> 01:15:22,255 Just my uncle. 933 01:15:26,625 --> 01:15:28,127 Where's he? 934 01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:31,506 Comes and goes. 935 01:15:31,667 --> 01:15:33,510 Goes, mostly. 936 01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:44,218 You got a little brother? 937 01:15:44,375 --> 01:15:45,547 No. 938 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:49,549 - How old are you? - 15. 939 01:15:51,542 --> 01:15:53,135 You look older. 940 01:15:53,833 --> 01:15:55,050 Thanks. 941 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:03,255 Shut the hatch. 942 01:16:03,417 --> 01:16:05,135 Lock the window. 943 01:16:05,292 --> 01:16:07,340 Leave the front door on the latch. 944 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:10,094 Turn all the gas all the way up. 945 01:16:14,417 --> 01:16:17,500 Get out the block as fast as you can. You hear me? 946 01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:22,297 Good luck, Moses. 947 01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:24,385 Later. 948 01:16:24,542 --> 01:16:26,510 Moses versus the monsters. 949 01:16:26,667 --> 01:16:29,546 Kill 'em. Kill all them things. 950 01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:32,385 Allow it. 951 01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:33,255 - Is that Moses? - Moses! 952 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:34,293 Moses. 953 01:19:29,167 --> 01:19:31,716 - Oh, shit. - Ls that more of the monsters? 954 01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,172 Sort of. 955 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:36,923 Armed police! Put your weapons down! 956 01:19:37,083 --> 01:19:38,960 Down on the ground! Down on the ground! 957 01:19:45,833 --> 01:19:49,133 Armed police! Drop your weapon! Hands on head! 958 01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:55,877 Drop your weapon now! 959 01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:09,551 - Get off me! - This one? 960 01:20:09,708 --> 01:20:11,551 Aaargh, get off. 961 01:20:12,542 --> 01:20:14,544 Get off me. Aaargh. 962 01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,335 Stop resisting. Stop resisting. 963 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:20,585 - I ain't resisting. You're pushin' me over. - I don't even live here. 964 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:23,424 I am registered disabled. You're hurting me. 965 01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:25,756 What's your number? What's your number, huh? 966 01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:29,171 I know my civil liberties. I'm a member of fucking Amnesty. 967 01:20:29,333 --> 01:20:30,550 Get off me! 968 01:20:40,250 --> 01:20:44,335 Our Moses saved the planet! He saved the planet from alien invasion. 969 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:46,468 He's a hero. He's a legend. 970 01:20:46,625 --> 01:20:49,549 Moses. Call me, yeah? We'll get you help. 971 01:20:49,708 --> 01:20:51,710 - Call me. - Yo, Moses. 972 01:20:51,875 --> 01:20:53,877 Hey, Moses. Moses. 973 01:20:55,583 --> 01:20:57,381 Why do you always arrest the wrong people? 974 01:20:57,542 --> 01:21:00,716 Moses is a hero, don't you get it? He saved the block. 975 01:21:00,875 --> 01:21:02,468 Excuse me, sir. 976 01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:05,299 This is Samantha Adams, the woman that called in the mugging. 977 01:21:05,458 --> 01:21:09,338 Miss Adams, I believe you were out with two of my officers earlier tonight? 978 01:21:09,917 --> 01:21:12,761 - You know they lost their lives? - Yeah. I was there. 979 01:21:12,917 --> 01:21:14,510 We were attacked. 980 01:21:14,667 --> 01:21:16,715 Those boys there, the ones you're arresting... 981 01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:18,718 Can you confirm it was them? 982 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,627 Don't let them intimidate you, miss. 983 01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:26,177 No. I know them. They're my neighbours. 984 01:21:26,875 --> 01:21:28,468 They protected me. 985 01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:30,923 Yo, Moses. Hey, Moses. 986 01:21:31,083 --> 01:21:34,462 Moses! Moses! Moses! 987 01:21:34,625 --> 01:21:37,424 Moses! Moses! Moses! 988 01:21:41,250 --> 01:21:42,877 Get off! 989 01:21:43,042 --> 01:21:46,376 Moses! Moses! Moses! 990 01:21:49,375 --> 01:21:50,501 Brap! Brap! 991 01:21:50,667 --> 01:21:52,965 Brap! Brap! Brap! 992 01:21:53,125 --> 01:21:55,253 Brap! Brap! Brap! 993 01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:57,419 Moses, bruv. 994 01:21:58,375 --> 01:22:00,377 Can you hear that? 995 01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:05,835 Moses! Moses! Moses! Moses! 996 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,218 That's for you, man. 997 01:22:13,625 --> 01:22:14,877 Youths So Cold 998 01:22:15,042 --> 01:22:16,965 J' In the streets it's getting hot 999 01:22:17,125 --> 01:22:20,425 J' And the youths them a-get so cold 1000 01:22:20,583 --> 01:22:22,881 J' Searching for food for the pot 1001 01:22:23,042 --> 01:22:25,636 J' They'll do anything to fill that gap 1002 01:22:26,917 --> 01:22:28,885 J' In the streets it's getting hot 1003 01:22:29,042 --> 01:22:32,342 J' And the youths them a-get so cold 1004 01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:34,710 J' Searching for food for the pot 1005 01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:37,673 J' They'll do anything to fill that gap 1006 01:22:38,708 --> 01:22:41,052 J' As generation comes and goes 1007 01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:44,291 J' You gotta make preparation while the youths them grow 1008 01:22:44,792 --> 01:22:46,635 J' it's what you reap, it's what you sow 1009 01:22:46,792 --> 01:22:48,715 J' The youth, them are the light and the future 1010 01:22:48,875 --> 01:22:50,877 J' So that's when you know 1011 01:22:51,042 --> 01:22:52,715 J' If education is the key 1012 01:22:52,875 --> 01:22:56,459 J' Then tell me why the big guns they make it so expensive for we 1013 01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:58,923 J' Give them the key Oh, set them free 1014 01:22:59,083 --> 01:23:01,381 J' Ah-eeeeee! 1015 01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:05,006 J' In the streets it's getting hot 1016 01:23:05,167 --> 01:23:08,501 J' And the youths them a-get so cold 1017 01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:10,877 J' Searching for food for the pot 1018 01:23:11,375 --> 01:23:13,673 J' They'll do anything to till that gap 1019 01:23:14,958 --> 01:23:16,881 J' In the streets it's getting hot 1020 01:23:17,042 --> 01:23:20,376 J' And the youths them a-get so cold 1021 01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:22,752 J' Searching for food for the pot 1022 01:23:23,292 --> 01:23:25,966 J' They'll do anything to till that gap 1023 01:23:39,375 --> 01:23:41,298 J' You gotta ind a better way 1024 01:23:41,458 --> 01:23:42,801 J' Cos when me look at Babylon 1025 01:23:42,958 --> 01:23:44,756 J' Me see a bare foul play 1026 01:23:44,917 --> 01:23:46,919 J' And so the Gideon stay 1027 01:23:47,625 --> 01:23:49,719 J' Yeah, yeah! 1028 01:23:51,250 --> 01:23:54,379 J' All nation come together know that King Selassi has the truth 1029 01:23:54,542 --> 01:23:56,636 J' And the light and the way 1030 01:23:57,375 --> 01:24:00,379 J' Here's the people, lead them in the right way 1031 01:24:03,292 --> 01:24:05,340 J' Cos in the streets it's getting hot 1032 01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:09,042 J' And the youths them a-get so cold 1033 01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,460 J' Searching for food for the pot 1034 01:24:11,917 --> 01:24:14,215 J' They'll do anything to till that gap 1035 01:24:15,542 --> 01:24:17,465 J' In the streets it's getting hot 1036 01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:20,925 J' And the youths them a-get so cold 1037 01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:23,335 J' Searching for food for the pot 1038 01:24:23,875 --> 01:24:26,253 J' They'll do anything to till that gap 1039 01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:31,710 J' You got to show the people there's still a brighter way 1040 01:24:33,542 --> 01:24:37,092 J' I know for sure the sun will come out today 1041 01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:43,087 J' Vanity's an illusion, will have to fade away 1042 01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:45,252 J' Yeah 1043 01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:49,550 J' And all the wicked deeds that done I know you got to pay 1044 01:24:49,708 --> 01:24:51,551 J' Yeah, yeah 1045 01:24:51,708 --> 01:24:53,710 J' Cos in the streets it's getting hot 1046 01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:57,459 J' And the youths them a-get so cold 1047 01:24:57,875 --> 01:24:59,877 J' Searching for food for the pot 1048 01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:02,631 J' They'll do anything to till that gap 1049 01:25:03,792 --> 01:25:05,886 J' In the streets it's getting hot 1050 01:25:06,042 --> 01:25:09,342 J' And the youths them a-get so cold 1051 01:25:09,708 --> 01:25:11,756 J' Searching for food for the pot 1052 01:25:11,917 --> 01:25:14,670 J' They'll do anything to till that gap 1053 01:25:15,542 --> 01:25:17,795 J' As generation comes and goes 1054 01:25:17,958 --> 01:25:21,132 J' You gotta make preparation while the youths them grow 1055 01:25:21,625 --> 01:25:23,423 J' it's what you reap, it's what you sow 1056 01:25:23,583 --> 01:25:25,677 J' The youth, them are the light and the future 1057 01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:27,551 J' That's when you know 1058 01:25:27,708 --> 01:25:29,551 J' If education is the key 1059 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:33,508 J' Then tell me why the big guns they make it so expensive for we 1060 01:25:33,875 --> 01:25:35,969 J' Give them the key Oh, set them free 1061 01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:38,423 J' Ah-eeeeee! 1062 01:25:39,875 --> 01:25:42,048 J' Give them the key Oh, set them free 1063 01:25:42,208 --> 01:25:44,210 J' Ah-eeeeee!