1 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:16,711 [Organ] 2 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,961 [Congregation] Stand up, stand up 3 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,997 For College 4 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:38,264 Each manly voice upraise 5 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:41,363 Clasp each the hand 6 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:44,500 In brotherhood 7 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:47,444 And raise the roof 8 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,914 With praise 9 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:55,681 And when these days of school 10 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,757 Are past 11 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:02,556 Though we'll be near or far 12 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:09,795 We'll stand again for College 13 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:15,773 Who made us what we are 14 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,046 [Thumping, Clattering] 15 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,774 [Chattering] 16 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:38,921 [Laughter] 17 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:42,728 [Laughter Continues] 18 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:26,678 [Chattering] 19 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:36,519 - Get that trunk out of the way - Hey! Hey! 20 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:45,190 Machin, you bloody shag! 21 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:48,200 [Boy] Where's my hockey stick? 22 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,769 Oi! Where's my hockey stick? 23 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:55,372 Run in the corridor! Run! 24 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,775 [Boy] Biles, you freak, where are you? 25 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:12,254 Excuse me. I can't see my name. I'm new. 26 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:15,293 You don't speak to us. You're a scum, aren't you? 27 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,761 - I don't know. - Of course he's a scum. 28 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,264 You're blocking my view, scum. 29 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,995 [Man] Scum 30 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,720 Biles, Markland. 31 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:48,020 Biles, take these to my study. 32 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:50,687 And this. 33 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:52,697 And watch those eggs. 34 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,198 Markland, warm a lavatory seat for me. I'll be ready in three minutes. 35 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:04,839 - And who are you? - Please, sir, I'm Jute. 36 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,912 Are you indeed? 37 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,072 Brunning! 38 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,313 This is Jute. 39 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,983 You�re Jute�s bumf tutor. Take him to the sweat room. 40 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,494 And, Jute. 41 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,564 You don't call me "sir." 42 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:31,463 Run! Run in the corridor! 43 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:34,335 [Shouting, Grunting] 44 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:41,313 No! Mercy! Plead mercy! 45 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,349 [Banging] 46 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,647 [Boy Groaning] 47 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,850 [Brunning] Jute 48 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,824 Here. Jute. 49 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,526 This is your place. Books and magazines here. 50 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,537 Food in the locker. 51 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,403 Pinups over here, okay? 52 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,178 Silence in the sweat room! 53 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,179 [Chattering Stops] 54 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:19,081 I would like to remind the sweat room that no tinned or potted foods are allowed... 55 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:22,052 except tinned fruit and baked beans without meat. 56 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,123 - [Boys Groaning] - Shut up! 57 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:27,359 Duty scumming list now up. 58 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,395 Junior table and exercise list up in five minutes. 59 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:33,124 Get on with it. 60 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:40,602 - [Door Slams] - [Whistling] 61 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,440 - Come on up, Bobby. - We want to stroke you. 62 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:55,351 You two! Get upstairs and behave yourselves. 63 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:58,083 And you, Philips, stop tarting. 64 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,318 I'm not tarting. 65 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,394 You need a haircut. 66 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:14,597 Right! Get a move on. You've got 30 minutes to get out and get your trunks up into the loft. 67 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:17,073 [Whistling] 68 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:20,339 God. It's Guy Fawkes back again. 69 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,676 - Hello, Michael. - Hello, Mick. 70 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,494 You've got 29 minutes left. 71 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,500 Oh, can it, bog face. 72 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,729 Lay off it, Stephans. You're monotonous already. 73 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:46,805 Being lippy, Knightly? 74 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:52,174 Tidy this disgusting mess. 75 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:59,347 What the hell's that? 76 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:07,823 Hey! Peanuts has come back with a bloody ray gun. 77 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,827 It's a bloody ray gun. 78 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:13,797 God, Stephans, you're so ignorant. Anyone can see it's a shag spot burner. 79 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,300 Clear your face up in a couple of seconds. 80 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:19,963 Actually, it's a six-inch standard reflecting telescope. 81 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:22,040 Well, get it out of here. 82 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,475 Knightly, stop preening yourself in that mirror. 83 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,207 Preen, preen, preen and pride. 84 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:44,795 Travis, you're in the house. 85 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,865 Take that crap off! 86 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:55,340 [Shouting] 87 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,341 Go on! Catch him. 88 00:07:57,443 --> 00:07:59,343 [Door Slams] 89 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,681 - Travis! - Sorry, Denson. 90 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,617 [Sighs] 91 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,390 God, you're ugly. You look evil. 92 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:51,259 Yeah. My face is a never-fading source of wonder to me. 93 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,861 What did you grow it for? 94 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,868 To hide my sins. 95 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:08,642 [Man] Scum 96 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:11,080 [Running Footsteps] 97 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,452 What do you think of him? 98 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:22,359 Fantastic. 99 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:25,089 Put him right in the middle. 100 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,217 Fantastic. 101 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:57,092 Do you know what I did this summer? Built a hut in the woods. 102 00:09:57,196 --> 00:10:01,724 Lived there for three weeks by myself, till I ran out of food. 103 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,324 [Chuckling] 104 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,997 It was an experiment in asceticism. 105 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,200 Penetrating the inner core of my being. 106 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,679 You do anything good? 107 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,679 I... 108 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:19,376 met this fantastic bird in the East End, went round all the pubs. 109 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,578 You ever been to those pubs? 110 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:24,417 You should see those old loves dancing... 111 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:26,650 showing their knickers. 112 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:29,853 - Take 'em off near the end. - [Chuckling] 113 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,761 She had a weird religion - only kiss on Thursdays. 114 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,766 [Chuckles] 115 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:39,201 Took me home to meet her mum and dad. Well, that finished it. 116 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,933 Practically married us off, they did, over the Sunday joint. 117 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:45,169 [Bell Ringing] 118 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,107 When do we live? That's what I want to know. 119 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,207 [Ringing Continues] 120 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:05,096 - Wally! - Hey, Wallace! Wally-Bum, come with us. 121 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,174 Come on. We're gonna have our tiny parts inspected. 122 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,869 Here, he's not wearing a vest already, is he? 123 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:23,074 Pass the message down to Biles: Biles, why are you a freak? 124 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,150 Biles, why are you a freak? 125 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,753 Biles, why are you a freak? 126 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,822 Shag off, you creeps! 127 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,950 - Shh! - [Chattering Stops] 128 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,900 Now listen. You've got to know all the seniors' names. Ask me who someone is. 129 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,939 Brunning, damn you! Stop talking! 130 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,437 [Clears Throat] 131 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:23,736 This term I've just one thing to say to you. 132 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,438 One rule. 133 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,309 Follow it, and you won't go wrong. 134 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,349 And it is this: 135 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,350 Work... 136 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,443 play... 137 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,681 but don't mix the two. 138 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:42,394 Perhaps some of you new boys are a little bewildered... 139 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,591 by the rapid succession of events which has overtaken you since your arrival. 140 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,497 But you'll soon find your way about. 141 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,902 Just remember that life here is a matter of give and take. 142 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,508 We are your new family... 143 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,637 and you must expect the rough-and-tumble that goes with any family life. 144 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,409 We're all here to help each other. 145 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,179 You will find here in College House... 146 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:11,416 a discipline not only to help others, but also to help yourselves. 147 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:16,487 Help the house, and you will be helped by the house. 148 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:24,725 Now I'd like to extend a warm welcome to our new undermaster, Mr. Thomas. 149 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:27,305 I'm sure you'll all help him to find his feet. 150 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,843 Last summer... 151 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:37,075 this house got itself a reputation for being disgustingly slack. 152 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,744 This term, things are going to be different. 153 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,845 If there's any repetition of that deplorable lack of spirit... 154 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,925 I shall come crashing down on offenders. 155 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,323 We don't intend to carry passengers. 156 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,730 I'd like to remind the house that it's winter term... 157 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,200 and that lockup is at 5:00 p.m. 158 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:01,399 Anyone leaving the house after that time must have a leave signed by a whip. 159 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,805 The town, of course, is out of bounds. 160 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,114 Line up in the usual way for medical inspection! 161 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,183 - [Bell Dings] - Line up here! - Alphabetical order! 162 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,251 - Stop talking! - Be quiet! 163 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,222 - Health certificate? Ringworm? - No. 164 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,228 - Ringworm? - Eye disease? V. D? 165 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,298 - Eye disease? - Confirmation class? 166 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,298 - Confirmation class? Next. - Next. 167 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,528 - Next. - Confirmation class? Ringworm? 168 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,935 - No. - Eye disease? V. D? 169 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,666 - Confirmation class? - No. 170 00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:38,038 - Confirmation class? - Wake up, you! 171 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,634 - Next. - Certificate. 172 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,646 - Ringworm? Eye disease. - No. 173 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,716 - V. D? Confirmation class? - Eye disease? 174 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,717 V. D? Confirmation class? 175 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,446 - Ringworm? - Right. Next! 176 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,081 Sit down, sit down for Jesus 177 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,649 The buggers at the back can't see 178 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:58,855 - Quiet in the dormitory! - Sit down, sit down for Jesus 179 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,864 - Quiet! - [Groaning] 180 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:05,562 Look at Fatso's blubber! It's disgusting. It's a disease. 181 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:08,868 - [Chuckling] - Christ! I'm infected. 182 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,465 I've got "elephantitis"! [Shouting] 183 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,876 [Shouting] 184 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,748 Come on. Get out of it. Get out. Get - 185 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,822 Come on. Move it. 186 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,448 Come on, Keating. Get out! 187 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:29,288 Fatso hasn't got elephantiasis. He's just a fat Jew. 188 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,295 Watch it, spotty. 189 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,231 You're not a whip yet. 190 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,860 Look, any more lip from you two, you'll be down for a cold shower. 191 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,205 Dormitory inspection in three minutes! 192 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,316 Central heating doesn't come this far, I'm afraid... 193 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,981 but the room itself is quite warm. 194 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,559 [Clock Bells Chiming] 195 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:13,902 It's a little bare, but Mr. Britton made it very snug. 196 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:23,841 The marvelous thing is, you're completely quiet up here. 197 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,179 You can see the chapel spire when the leaves fall. 198 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,756 Have you a shilling? 199 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,694 Yes. 200 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,397 [Clattering] 201 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,302 Do come down and see us if you're at all lonely. 202 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,375 Thank you so much, Mrs. Kemp. 203 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,478 [Denson, Barnes] Junior dormitory inspection now! 204 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,948 [Door Opens, Closes] 205 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,135 - What's this? - My diary. 206 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,708 Well, keep it downstairs in the sweat room. 207 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:37,354 All right. Good standard, Machin. Keep it up. Good night. 208 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,856 [Boys] Good night. 209 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,585 [Gargling] 210 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,253 [Stephans] Come on, Travis. Stop showing off. 211 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,504 [Denson, Barnes] Senior dormitory inspection now! 212 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,853 - Good evening. - Evening. 213 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,406 Your hair's still long. Get it cut. 214 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:38,948 Otherwise, very good, Stephans. 215 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,417 Lights out in 30 seconds. 216 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,148 - Good night. - No talking. 217 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:47,384 - [Whispering] - Silence! 218 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,160 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. 219 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:03,032 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 220 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,839 Oh, jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 221 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,780 You three had better watch it. 222 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:13,181 Don't push us, Stephans. The day's coming. 223 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,516 What day? 224 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:20,991 One night we're gonna massacre you, Stephans. I'll do you for free. 225 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:25,052 [Denson] Townside windows and skylights open tonight! 226 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,663 [Denson, Barnes] Lights out! 227 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,167 [Mick Whispering] Stephans. 228 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:42,043 Whatever you're doing now, don't. 229 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,015 [Stephans] Quiet. 230 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,779 [Wallace] Hey, Peanuts. Peanuts. 231 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,878 - Is it true you've become a Buddhist? - [Peanuts] What? 232 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:56,017 [Man] Christ! Don't you know Buddhists believe in being immoral? 233 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,096 They worship sex. 234 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:02,863 [Peanuts] You mean Hindus. Hindus worship sex. 235 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,198 [Stephans] Shut up. Go to sleep. 236 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:10,132 [Peanuts] Paradise is for the blessed, not for the sex-obsessed. 237 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:22,552 - [Organ] - He who would 238 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,316 True valor see 239 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:29,952 Let him come hither 240 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:35,295 Out here will constant be 241 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:40,565 Come wind, come weather 242 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:45,268 There's no discouragement 243 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:50,212 Shall make him once relent 244 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:53,648 His first avowed intent 245 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:58,985 To be a pilgrim 246 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,616 Since, Lord 247 00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:05,458 Thou dost defend us 248 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:09,000 With thy spirit 249 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,401 We know we at the end 250 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:17,908 Shall life inherit 251 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:23,312 Then fancies flee away 252 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:27,476 I'll fear not what men say 253 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:31,352 I'll labor night and day 254 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:36,758 To be a pilgrim 255 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,497 Let us pray. 256 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:12,827 I'll do what I can. I can't promise anything. I'll see if there's a space for you. 257 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,899 Ah, Rowntree! 258 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:21,537 That'll be all. Thank you, Finchley. I want to see all whips in my study after break. 259 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,108 - Right, sir. - Oh, how was India? Enjoy it? 260 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,541 - Jolly good. - Bridges. 261 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,842 Bridges, I shall be taking the modern sixth for business management this term. 262 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:32,246 - I hope you don't mind. - Yes. Yes, of course, Headmaster. 263 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,978 - Headmaster- - Just a moment, Kemp. 264 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:37,180 I've made it late school Thursdays, okay? Yes, Kemp. Sorry. 265 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:40,986 Headmaster, may the Dramatic Society use your study for their Monday readings? 266 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,426 Oh, well, I'll have to come back to you on that one, Kemp. 267 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,793 Padre, that was a super voluntary you gave us this morning. 268 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,662 - What was it, 18th century? - Buxtehude, Headmaster. 269 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,963 Really? Well, it was lovely. 270 00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:56,597 [Laughing] 271 00:22:56,708 --> 00:23:00,166 - Ah! - [Loud Laughing] 272 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,980 Here, you've heard what's happened to the orchestra this term. 273 00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:10,384 No girls from Springfield. Complete ban. 274 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,457 Not fair. Why? 275 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,720 Oh, their breasts were getting too big. Temptations of the devil. 276 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,795 How will we survive? 277 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:22,288 Excuse me. Do you mind not picking your shag spots in here? 278 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,869 [Laughing] 279 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,438 I think it best if we ignore each other this term. 280 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,838 How the hell can we, with you spewing pus all over the room? 281 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:32,910 - You drips. - [Mick Blows Raspberry] 282 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:34,911 Shut up, Travis. 283 00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:36,913 Then fancies flee away 284 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:40,280 I'll fear not what men say 285 00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:43,115 I'll labor night and day 286 00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:47,157 To be a pilgrim 287 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:53,030 Da-da-dum, da-da-da-da-dum Dum, dum 288 00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:55,463 Dum-dum-dum-dum 289 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:58,900 Da-da-dum, da-da-da-da-dum Dum, dum 290 00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:01,199 Dum-dum-dum-dum 291 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,242 Your holiday essays. 292 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:08,474 Graves - charming. 293 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,515 Keating - good. Making an effort at last. 294 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,278 Denson - bad. 295 00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:16,877 Cox, Stephans - Distribute. 296 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:21,686 I'm afraid, Michael Travis, I lost your essay somewhere in the Mont Blanc Tunnel... 297 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,988 but I'm sure it was good. 298 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:30,968 Right. [Sighs] 299 00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:34,368 Europe in the 19th century and the growth of nationalism. 300 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:38,668 In studying the 19th century, one thing will be clear: 301 00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:40,768 That the growth of technology- 302 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:44,610 telegraph, cheap newspapers, railways, transport - 303 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:48,174 is matched by a failure of imagination, Denson... 304 00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:51,619 a fatal inability to understand the meaning and consequences... 305 00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:55,386 of all these levers, wires and railways. 306 00:24:55,494 --> 00:25:00,295 Climaxing in 1914 when the German kaiser is told by his generals... 307 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:02,491 that he cannot stop the war he has started... 308 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:05,832 because it would spoil the railway timetables... 309 00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:08,201 upon which victory depended. 310 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:13,607 Or perhaps you fashionably and happily believe... 311 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:16,408 that it's all a simple matter of evil dictators... 312 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,848 rather than whole populations of evil people like... 313 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,852 ourselves? 314 00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:30,454 Do you disagree? Don't you find this view of history facile? 315 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,997 No? 316 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,368 Do you have a view? 317 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:44,909 Well, if you insist on staring at me like a load of Christmas puddings... 318 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,978 you can at least write. 319 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:52,277 Perhaps you'll allow me to teach you, Travis, to make drudgery divine. 320 00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:56,353 It has been said of George the Third... 321 00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:58,922 that he was a mollusk who never found his rock. 322 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:06,459 Said by whom, uh, Travis? 323 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:11,599 Plumb.J.H. Plumb? 324 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,871 Possibly. 325 00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:22,236 What were the failures of the British constitution and the political parties... 326 00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:25,942 that prevented the mollusk king from finding his rock? 327 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,576 A 20- minute essay, uh, without notes. 328 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,323 What's a mollusk, for God's sake? 329 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:52,374 [Chaplain] Two triangles are congruent when one fits exactly over the other. 330 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:57,504 The sides of the one equal the sides of the other. 331 00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:02,911 The angles of the one equal the angles of the other. 332 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,855 - Understand, Brunning? - Yes, sir. 333 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:08,187 Good! 334 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:13,253 Sine "A" equals B-C over A-B... 335 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:18,234 equals the perpendicular over the hypotenuse. 336 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,334 - Right, Jute? - Yes, sir. 337 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:28,078 [Headmaster] College is a symbol of many things - 338 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:32,707 scholarship, integrity in public office... 339 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:35,718 high standards in the television and entertainment worlds... 340 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,516 huge sacrifice in Britain's wars. 341 00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:41,524 Eyes left! 342 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:48,889 Of course, some of our customs are silly. 343 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,968 You could say we were middle class. 344 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:55,938 But a large part of the population is in the process of becoming middle class... 345 00:27:56,041 --> 00:28:00,876 and many of the middle class's moral values are values that the country cannot do without. 346 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:02,947 We must not expect to be thanked. 347 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:07,382 Education in Britain is a nubile Cinderella... 348 00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:09,953 sparsely clad and much interfered with. 349 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,080 [Chuckling] 350 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,250 Britain today is a powerhouse... 351 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,090 of ideas, experiment, imagination - 352 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:22,099 on everything from pop music to pig breeding... 353 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,862 from atom power stations to miniskirts. 354 00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:27,767 And that's the challenge we've got to meet. 355 00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:30,875 There are boys in college... 356 00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:34,411 in whom the muscles of creativeness are flexing... 357 00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:36,946 the pinions of imagination twitching. 358 00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:41,013 That's what makes my job worth doing. 359 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:43,883 That's what makes college an exciting place. 360 00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:49,152 [Objects Clattering, Clanging] 361 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,465 - [Brunning] John Thomas. - [Jute] Tom Thomas. 362 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,471 - The headmaster? - Flossie. 363 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,133 - The chaplain? - Um, Chippy Wood. 364 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:07,837 - No, it isn't, "Um, Chippy Wood." - It's Chippy Wood. 365 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:11,143 When Rowntree tests you, you've got to be word-perfect. 366 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:15,015 Any "um-ing"and "er-ing,"and you're done for. Now, the town, and no mistakes. 367 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,520 - Town girls. - Town tarts. 368 00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:19,283 - Grammar school? - Smudges. 369 00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:21,017 - All others? - Bloody oiks. 370 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,924 Oiks! Listen. 371 00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:28,328 You do realize it's not just a matter of knowing the answers. It's how you say it. 372 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,425 - One word wrong, and you fail the whole test. - And we get beaten. 373 00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:33,527 And you have to take the test all over again. 374 00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:36,402 Right. Raising boaters? 375 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:41,468 Boaters must be raised to masters, wives and friends of College. 376 00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:44,844 No! Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 377 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:48,817 Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 378 00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:55,017 I'm sorry, Brunning. 379 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:59,358 - [Choir Singing In Latin] - [Drum Beating] 380 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:03,332 [Continues] 381 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,805 [Stops] 382 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:44,634 [Starts Again] 383 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,875 - [Roaring] - [Shouting] 384 00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:01,189 [Roaring] 385 00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:06,389 [Shouting] 386 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:10,833 Say it! Say it! 387 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:15,633 - Come on! To the loo! - Ready? Up. 388 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:19,437 [Roaring] 389 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,673 - You love this. You love it. - Little shit! 390 00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:27,080 - All right. Get his trousers. - Get his trousers! 391 00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:31,349 I'm eating him. I'm eating him. 392 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:33,424 Hold him! 393 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:36,459 - Oh, dirty! You've been dirty! - Dirty habits. 394 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,529 - All right! Let's wash him! - Wash him! 395 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,723 - Come on. Upsy-daisy. - [Guitar] 396 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:43,426 Up we go. 397 00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:47,368 - [Biles Screams] No! - Oh, turn it up! 398 00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:50,441 - We got it, Biles. - We're gonna clean him. 399 00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:53,101 - [Screams] - How do you like that, Biles? 400 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:55,475 - Come on. - There we are. 401 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,946 - You love it. - You like it. 402 00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:02,110 [All Shouting] 403 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:05,189 You're loving this, aren't you? Love it, Biles! You love it! 404 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:07,815 - Shut up! - You like it, don't you? Enjoying it. 405 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:11,191 - [Screaming] - [Shouting Continues] 406 00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:13,924 - Like that? - No! No! [Screaming] 407 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:17,661 - [Giggling] - Come on. Let's go! 408 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,670 Whoo! 409 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,636 [Toilet Flushing] 410 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:38,819 For God's sake, Biles. 411 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,535 Excuse me, please. You're standing on my clothes. 412 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,544 [Man] Stand up. 413 00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:06,146 Fortissimo. All together. One! Two! Three! 414 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:10,448 Stand up, stand up for College 415 00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:14,116 Each manly voice upraise 416 00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:19,491 - Clasp each the hand in brotherhood - I keep having them, sir- these thoughts. 417 00:33:19,597 --> 00:33:24,261 - And raise the roof with praise - What kind of thoughts? 418 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:27,964 - And when these days of school are past - Dirty thoughts. 419 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:31,371 - We all have temptations to withstand. - Though we'll be near or far 420 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:33,410 It's too strong for me, sir. 421 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,809 We'll stand again for College 422 00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:38,279 Fight the good fight, Stephans. 423 00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:40,851 - Who made us - Yes, sir. 424 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:43,887 What we are 425 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:51,751 [All Shouting] 426 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:56,323 [Man] On, on, on, on, on, on, on! Feet, feet, feetl 427 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:58,561 Ball! Ball, Jute 428 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:01,968 On, on, on, on, on, on! Feet, feetl 429 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:04,803 Get it out, lad! Better. Forward pass! 430 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,707 Forward pass! 431 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:10,042 Go low! Go low! 432 00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,844 Go low! Go low! 433 00:34:12,950 --> 00:34:14,918 Go low - Oh! 434 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:16,919 [Boys Laughing] 435 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:25,355 Travis, Cox, Graves. 436 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,433 Jackson, Pearce and Keating. 437 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:34,972 I've told all the boys it's going to be a white Christmas... 438 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,473 and I'm always right. 439 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:39,509 It's my seaweed. 440 00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,740 Fisher. 441 00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:44,747 Page. 442 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,338 [Rowntree] A bit closer. 443 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,271 Thank you, Philips. 444 00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,712 - What are these? - Muffins. 445 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:19,147 I thought I specifically ordered crumpets. 446 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,980 I couldn't get any. I thought these would do. 447 00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:24,714 - It's not up to you to think. - Sorry, Rowntree. 448 00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:27,017 Oh, go away. 449 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,025 Lazy sod. 450 00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:36,499 - He gets a little lovelier each day. - Lazy little bugger. 451 00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:38,501 I'll swap you. 452 00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,800 Ah, muffins. I like muffins. 453 00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:46,104 You and your wholesome Bobby Philips - you're driving us all mad with jealousy. 454 00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:48,701 Do you know what Partridge in Haig House said to me? 455 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:53,443 He said, " Why don't you send Bobby Philips on a scum call to us one night... 456 00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:56,486 and we'll send you our Taylor?" 457 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:59,556 - Which one's Taylor? - You know, that little blond. [Kisses] 458 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:03,491 - Oh, don't be disgusting. - What's the matter, Denson? Aren't you keen? 459 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:06,529 Denson's not like the rest of us. He's got standards. 460 00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:09,099 - Purity, Denson. - [Laughing] 461 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,569 It's just a matter of setting an example. If we can't set an example, who can? 462 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,639 That's why we're given our privileges. 463 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:17,401 Admirable sentiments. 464 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:20,909 Anyway, this homosexual flirtatiousness is so adolescent. 465 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,276 [Chuckling] 466 00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:27,149 Let's just see. 467 00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:38,217 - Philips! - Oh, for God's sake, Rowntree. 468 00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:42,795 [Boys Giggling] 469 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,028 [Brunning] Come on, Machin. We're waiting. 470 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:48,571 Right. Biles's is ready. Here. 471 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:51,471 Both sides done. Okay. Okay, freak? 472 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,476 Mmm. Lovely. 473 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:56,513 Hey, watch mine. Big one in the middle. 474 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:58,514 Hey. 475 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,949 Philips. Philips, you're wanted. Rowntree. 476 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,990 - Yeah. Go, Philips. - [Giggling] 477 00:37:07,091 --> 00:37:08,991 Mmm. Here. 478 00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:11,926 Here. I'll have some more then. 479 00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:23,939 Come in. 480 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:33,209 Well? 481 00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:36,820 You'll be scumming for Denson from now on. 482 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:40,152 All right with you, Richard? 483 00:37:44,495 --> 00:37:46,622 Very well. You may go. 484 00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:54,637 Say "thank you." 485 00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:06,680 Aries. That's Mick. 486 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,481 "No matter how strong the urge... 487 00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:13,921 "resist any temptation to go into battle this month. 488 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:16,789 "Otherwise, you run the risk of not only being on the wrong side... 489 00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:19,454 but possibly in the wrong war." 490 00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:21,531 So now you know. 491 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:26,197 The whole world will end very soon - 492 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,671 black, brittle bodies peeling into ash. 493 00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:35,679 I'm going bald. 494 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,449 Must be something they put in the soup. 495 00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:43,747 I'll look senile before I even leave this dump. 496 00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:45,754 [Laughing] 497 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:48,347 "My husband seems to feel it's all right... 498 00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:50,723 "to make love anywhere in the house. 499 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,023 "I cannot agree. 500 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:57,260 Surely the bedroom is the right and only place for this very private happening. " 501 00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:02,172 - [Chuckling] - Have I got bad breath? 502 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:05,471 [Mick] There's no such thing as a wrong war. 503 00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:08,340 Violence and revolution... 504 00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:10,812 are the only pure acts. 505 00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:13,475 Do you know, in Calcutta... 506 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:16,451 somebody dies of starvation every eight minutes? 507 00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:19,956 Eight minutes is a long time. 508 00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:23,026 Every morning I wake up dreaming I've got bad breath. 509 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:27,658 My whole body's rotting. 510 00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:30,825 [Mick] War is the last possible creative act. 511 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,665 Isn't she beautiful? 512 00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:38,674 Hello, sweetheart. 513 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:45,209 There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. 514 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:49,082 Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets... 515 00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:51,086 make love once... 516 00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:54,523 then die. 517 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,459 Fantastic. 518 00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:06,396 What makes me nervous about girls is you never know what they're thinking. 519 00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:08,472 I don't think they do think. 520 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:10,540 Hey! Quick! 521 00:40:24,488 --> 00:40:26,388 You've been drinking alcohol. 522 00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:28,390 No, we haven't. 523 00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:32,629 - Where's the bottle? - What bottle? 524 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,861 Breathe. 525 00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:38,958 [Exhales] 526 00:40:39,069 --> 00:40:41,629 Stand up when a whip's in your study. 527 00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:47,977 - [Mick Clears Throat] - Get your hands out of your pockets. 528 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:52,982 Your hair's too long, all of you. 529 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:55,711 You'll have a two-minute cold shower tomorrow morning. 530 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,754 What in hell are those? 531 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:02,652 They're my teeth. They're my good luck. 532 00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:05,695 There's still blood on them. 533 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:08,264 They're a breeding ground for bacteria. 534 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,169 I'm confiscating them. 535 00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:16,907 You're a degenerate, Travis. 536 00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:24,742 [Bell Ringing] 537 00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:29,786 [Ringing Continues] 538 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:38,360 [Ringing Stops] 539 00:42:07,892 --> 00:42:10,190 [Chattering] 540 00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:16,230 [Singing, Indistinct] 541 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,800 Right! Knightly, out. Wallace, get under. 542 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,192 [Singing Continues] 543 00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:58,167 Right. Wallace, out. Travis, get in. 544 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:10,049 Go on. In the middle. 545 00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:14,217 Back a bit. 546 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,225 Forward a bit. 547 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,923 My time's up, you bastard. 548 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:51,094 Stay there till I get back. 549 00:44:07,578 --> 00:44:12,015 - [Organ] - Glory be to the Father 550 00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:14,050 And to the Son 551 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:18,053 And to the Holy Ghost 552 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:21,613 As it was in the beginning 553 00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:25,183 Is now and ever shall be 554 00:44:25,295 --> 00:44:27,661 World without end 555 00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:32,600 Amen 556 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,208 [Rowntree] The book of Deuteronomy... 557 00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:40,776 chapter four, the first verse. 558 00:44:41,912 --> 00:44:43,812 "Now, therefore... 559 00:44:43,914 --> 00:44:46,314 "hearken, O Israel... 560 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:50,410 "unto the statutes and unto the judgments which I teach you... 561 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:54,981 "that ye may live and go in and possess the land... 562 00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:58,493 "which the Lord God of your fathers giveth unto you. 563 00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:02,292 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you... 564 00:45:02,399 --> 00:45:05,766 "neither shall ye diminish aught from it... 565 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,202 "that ye keep the commandments of the Lord, your God... 566 00:45:09,306 --> 00:45:11,206 "which I command you. 567 00:45:11,308 --> 00:45:14,436 "Behold, I have taught you statutes and judgments... 568 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,537 "even as the Lord, my God, commanded me. 569 00:45:18,582 --> 00:45:21,574 "Keep, therefore, and do them... 570 00:45:22,953 --> 00:45:26,320 "for this is your wisdom and your understanding in the sight of the nations... 571 00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:30,484 "which shall hear all these statutes and say... 572 00:45:30,594 --> 00:45:35,190 'Surely this nation is a wise and understanding people. "' 573 00:45:37,701 --> 00:45:40,636 - Here endeth the lesson. - [Whistle Blows] 574 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,263 Right! Through vault. Biles! 575 00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:45,705 Feet together! 576 00:45:45,809 --> 00:45:48,004 Right. Good, good! 577 00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:52,478 It's a through vault, Machin. Right! 578 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,642 Come on, keep your head up! Head up! 579 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:58,381 Come on. More effort. More effort, Philips. Come on. 580 00:45:58,489 --> 00:46:01,617 Need more push up. Good. 581 00:46:01,725 --> 00:46:03,625 Jute, come on! 582 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:06,161 - Come on, Jute. - [Clapping Hands] 583 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:08,197 Jute Come on! 584 00:46:12,302 --> 00:46:15,271 All right. Right! All of you on your toes! Get your sweaters. 585 00:46:15,372 --> 00:46:17,499 [Whistle Blows] 586 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:26,848 Get your sweaters. 587 00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:53,329 [Instructor] Back to the housel Hup! Hup! Out you go! 588 00:47:53,437 --> 00:47:57,100 Hup, hup, hup, hup! Come on, Philips. 589 00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:59,641 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 590 00:47:59,743 --> 00:48:03,873 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 591 00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:11,119 [Grunts] 592 00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:13,519 - [Mocking Shout] - [Laughing] 593 00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,620 War! 594 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,499 War. Even to the knife! 595 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,228 [Knightly] England, awake! 596 00:48:26,336 --> 00:48:28,668 [Grunting] 597 00:48:28,772 --> 00:48:31,036 Give me another horse! 598 00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:34,270 We are not commons to you at all 599 00:48:34,378 --> 00:48:38,474 - Some love England and have only yet- - Doomsday is near! Die, all, die! 600 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:41,050 [Shouting] 601 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,553 Death to tyrants! 602 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:50,650 What stands, if freedom falls? 603 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:54,288 Who dies, if England lives? Aha! 604 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:10,345 [Shouts] 605 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,754 Blood. 606 00:49:25,862 --> 00:49:27,762 Real blood! 607 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:31,393 [Chattering] 608 00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:03,765 - Water, Mrs. Kemp? - [Water Pouring] 609 00:50:03,867 --> 00:50:06,097 Lovely day, Mrs. Kemp. 610 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:11,006 Salt, Mrs. Kemp? Spring greens, Mrs. Kemp? 611 00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:15,044 Dead man's leg today, Mrs. Kemp. 612 00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:20,975 Do you need this, Mrs. Kemp? 613 00:50:21,084 --> 00:50:22,984 No, thank you. 614 00:50:27,824 --> 00:50:30,190 - [Bell Dings] - [Rowntree] Quiet! 615 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:35,426 Cheering at College matches has degenerated completely. 616 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,727 This will cease. 617 00:50:38,835 --> 00:50:42,703 The house will attend the match this afternoon and cheer... 618 00:50:42,806 --> 00:50:44,797 Loudly. 619 00:50:44,908 --> 00:50:47,877 [Cheering] 620 00:51:09,633 --> 00:51:12,329 Fight! Fight, fight! 621 00:51:12,436 --> 00:51:15,098 Fight, College! Fight! Fight! 622 00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:32,687 [Tires Screech] 623 00:51:44,968 --> 00:51:47,061 [Horn Honks] 624 00:52:20,837 --> 00:52:22,805 [No Audible Dialogue] 625 00:53:29,272 --> 00:53:31,172 [Engine Revving] 626 00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:43,011 Stop! Bring it back now! 627 00:53:44,287 --> 00:53:46,187 Stop! 628 00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:50,418 [Whistles] 629 00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:07,009 [No Audible Dialogue] 630 00:56:08,231 --> 00:56:10,199 [Knocks] 631 00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:22,910 Yes? 632 00:56:23,012 --> 00:56:24,980 Two coffees, please. 633 00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,684 Black or white? 634 00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:30,650 White. 635 00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:34,423 [Coffee Pouring] 636 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,351 Black. 637 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:14,130 Sugar. 638 00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:55,536 [Coin Clinks] 639 00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:03,672 - [Choir Singing In Latin] - [Drums Beating] 640 00:58:34,043 --> 00:58:37,570 Go on. Look at me. 641 00:58:39,616 --> 00:58:41,584 I'll kill you. 642 00:58:42,719 --> 00:58:44,687 Look at my eyes. 643 00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:48,516 Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror... 644 00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:51,059 and my eyes get bigger and bigger. 645 00:58:52,095 --> 00:58:54,063 And I'm like a tiger. 646 00:58:55,164 --> 00:58:57,132 I like tigers. 647 00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:01,303 [Growls] 648 00:59:05,341 --> 00:59:07,400 [Sniffing] 649 00:59:12,649 --> 00:59:15,083 [Drumming Intensifies] 650 00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:18,449 [Snarling] 651 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,523 [Snarling] 652 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,366 [Snarls] 653 00:59:50,286 --> 00:59:53,278 [Snarling] 654 00:59:54,991 --> 00:59:56,959 [Ends] 655 01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:17,546 I like Johnny. 656 01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:23,375 Scissors. 657 01:00:23,486 --> 01:00:25,420 Stone. 658 01:00:25,521 --> 01:00:27,921 Paper. 659 01:00:28,024 --> 01:00:30,424 Scissors. 660 01:00:30,526 --> 01:00:32,494 Stone. 661 01:00:35,365 --> 01:00:37,265 Paper. 662 01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:41,167 - [Choir Singing In Latin] - [Drums Beating] 663 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,426 [Fades] 664 01:01:23,980 --> 01:01:26,278 [Dog Barking In Distance] 665 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:47,700 - Anything wrong? - No. It's all right, sir. Just duty rounds. 666 01:01:47,804 --> 01:01:51,069 - You won't be long, will you, sir? - Sorry, Denson. I didn't know it was so late. 667 01:01:51,174 --> 01:01:53,074 Good night, sir. 668 01:01:53,176 --> 01:01:55,474 Good night, Denson. 669 01:01:55,578 --> 01:01:58,012 [Clock Chiming] 670 01:01:59,615 --> 01:02:04,314 [Philips] You know, if I pass all the tests, I'm definitely going to California. 671 01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:07,116 I'm going to be a criminal lawyer. 672 01:02:07,223 --> 01:02:09,783 Of course, it all takes about 20 years. 673 01:02:09,892 --> 01:02:13,692 - We'll all be dead by then. - Well, I believe in having a goal. 674 01:02:13,796 --> 01:02:15,764 That way you succeed. 675 01:02:18,201 --> 01:02:22,194 Actually, that's your trouble. You have no ambition. 676 01:02:22,305 --> 01:02:24,273 Oh, I know. 677 01:02:30,446 --> 01:02:32,437 Is your mum coming for Founder's Day? 678 01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:36,541 Yes. She's bringing her new husband. My new dad. 679 01:02:36,652 --> 01:02:40,611 - What's he like? - Actually, I don't think they're married. 680 01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:43,385 I don't care. 681 01:02:43,493 --> 01:02:45,893 I don't mind at all about that sort of thing. 682 01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:50,132 I shouldn't mind, should I? 683 01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:52,201 - No. - [Footsteps Approaching] 684 01:02:52,301 --> 01:02:54,895 Oh, hell. I don't know. 685 01:02:55,004 --> 01:02:57,302 Quick! Out the back. 686 01:02:57,406 --> 01:02:59,374 That way. 687 01:03:06,082 --> 01:03:08,050 Can you explain yourself? 688 01:03:08,151 --> 01:03:11,052 - What are you up to? - Nothing. 689 01:03:12,188 --> 01:03:14,156 Who was with you? 690 01:03:16,993 --> 01:03:18,927 No one. 691 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,716 - What did it feel like? - Like drowning. 692 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:50,823 What's the most horrible way to die? 693 01:03:50,927 --> 01:03:53,452 Getting a moth caught in your eardrum. 694 01:03:53,563 --> 01:03:56,157 You can hear it as it eats into your brain. 695 01:03:56,265 --> 01:03:58,290 [Mick] Being flayed alive. 696 01:03:58,401 --> 01:04:01,598 That's what the Crusaders did to their enemies. 697 01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:06,300 Used to send the neatly folded skins back to their victims' wives. 698 01:04:08,211 --> 01:04:10,179 Cancer's worse. 699 01:04:11,447 --> 01:04:13,574 My mother took six months. 700 01:04:19,255 --> 01:04:21,849 [Sighs] The night's dead. 701 01:04:26,395 --> 01:04:28,659 You can hardly breathe outside. 702 01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:34,026 The thing I'd really hate... 703 01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:37,628 is to have a nail bang through the back of my neck. 704 01:04:38,741 --> 01:04:40,766 Slowly. 705 01:04:45,781 --> 01:04:48,750 I don't see what difference the speed makes. 706 01:04:48,851 --> 01:04:51,217 [Laughing] 707 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,311 The speed of the nail. 708 01:04:53,422 --> 01:04:55,686 [Both Laughing] 709 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:03,160 The -The -The nail's speed! 710 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,960 - The nail's speed. - [Laughing] 711 01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:16,200 The s-speed. [Laughing] 712 01:05:25,821 --> 01:05:27,789 Thank you, my dear. 713 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:35,364 Of course, there's - there's always a lunatic fringe. 714 01:05:35,464 --> 01:05:37,898 There's a certain hard core in the studies. 715 01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:41,866 - Oh, dear. - Yes. 716 01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:48,304 I will have to deal firmly with it in certain instances. 717 01:05:48,411 --> 01:05:51,209 It may be necessary to make a few examples. 718 01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:53,578 The headmaster doesn't like too much thrashing. 719 01:05:53,683 --> 01:05:56,049 He wouldn't like College to get a reputation for decadence. 720 01:05:56,152 --> 01:05:59,178 - Hear! Hear! - Of course. Of course. 721 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:03,349 And the juniors. How are the juniors? 722 01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:05,620 On the whole, dull. 723 01:06:05,728 --> 01:06:09,596 - Oh, dear. - Of course, it's just a matter of proportion. 724 01:06:09,699 --> 01:06:12,532 Unruly elements threaten the stability of the house. 725 01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:15,671 It's best to nip them in the bud. 726 01:06:17,006 --> 01:06:19,133 Yes. 727 01:06:19,241 --> 01:06:22,472 Well, you -you must do what you think best. 728 01:06:22,578 --> 01:06:25,445 - [All] Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir. 729 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:34,756 [Chorus] Love so amazing 730 01:06:34,857 --> 01:06:38,293 So divine 731 01:06:38,394 --> 01:06:42,797 Demands my heart 732 01:06:42,898 --> 01:06:45,230 My life 733 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:48,326 My all 734 01:06:49,972 --> 01:06:52,202 The grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ... 735 01:06:52,308 --> 01:06:54,606 the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Ghost... 736 01:06:54,710 --> 01:06:56,610 be with us all evermore. 737 01:06:56,712 --> 01:06:58,373 - Amen. - [All] Amen. 738 01:06:58,481 --> 01:07:00,381 [Man] Senior table. 739 01:07:00,483 --> 01:07:02,451 [Chattering] 740 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,954 [Bell Dings] 741 01:07:06,055 --> 01:07:08,785 - Quiet. - [Chattering Stops] 742 01:07:08,891 --> 01:07:10,791 As soon as you've finished... 743 01:07:10,893 --> 01:07:14,420 juniors to the sweat room and seniors to their studies. 744 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,555 And wait in silence. 745 01:07:16,665 --> 01:07:19,031 - Carry on. - [Murmuring] 746 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:25,170 Fisher. That's your second bun! I saw you. Put it back! 747 01:07:25,274 --> 01:07:27,538 [Chattering] 748 01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:43,158 [Denson] Travis! 749 01:07:43,259 --> 01:07:45,159 Wallace! 750 01:07:45,261 --> 01:07:47,161 Knightly! 751 01:08:05,381 --> 01:08:07,349 Come in. 752 01:08:19,228 --> 01:08:22,527 Good evening. I imagine you know why you're here. 753 01:08:24,867 --> 01:08:26,835 No. 754 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:28,961 For being a nuisance. 755 01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:30,971 A general nuisance in the house. 756 01:08:31,073 --> 01:08:35,134 What do you mean, being a nuisance? What have we done? 757 01:08:35,244 --> 01:08:37,144 Done? 758 01:08:37,246 --> 01:08:41,239 It's your general attitude. You know exactly what I mean. 759 01:08:41,350 --> 01:08:43,250 Attitude? 760 01:08:43,352 --> 01:08:45,343 And we've decided to beat you for it. 761 01:08:46,455 --> 01:08:48,753 Stand up properly when the head of house addresses you. 762 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:52,685 There's something indecent about you, Travis. 763 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:54,922 The way you slouch about. 764 01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:57,726 You think we don't notice you with your hands in your pockets. 765 01:08:57,833 --> 01:09:00,028 The way you just sit there looking at everyone. 766 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:03,264 You three have become a danger to the morale of the whole house. 767 01:09:04,373 --> 01:09:07,001 [Denson] You can take that cheap little grin off your mouth! 768 01:09:07,109 --> 01:09:09,873 I serve the nation. 769 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:13,312 You haven't the slightest idea what it means, have you? 770 01:09:13,415 --> 01:09:16,213 To you it's just one bloody joke. 771 01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:19,219 You mean that bit of wool on your tit? 772 01:09:19,321 --> 01:09:22,381 - Christ. - You're in the sixth form now. 773 01:09:23,425 --> 01:09:25,757 You should be prepared to set an example of responsibility. 774 01:09:25,861 --> 01:09:27,761 - You're a nuisance. - You're pathetic. 775 01:09:27,863 --> 01:09:29,763 And as such, you must be punished. 776 01:09:30,866 --> 01:09:32,834 Well, have you anything to say? 777 01:09:32,935 --> 01:09:34,903 Any of you? 778 01:09:37,406 --> 01:09:39,465 Yes. I have. 779 01:09:41,243 --> 01:09:43,404 The thing I hate about you, Rowntree... 780 01:09:43,512 --> 01:09:46,447 is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum... 781 01:09:46,549 --> 01:09:49,245 and your best teddy bear to Oxfam... 782 01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:53,185 and expect us to lick your frigid fingers... 783 01:09:53,289 --> 01:09:55,416 for the rest of your frigid life. 784 01:09:58,928 --> 01:10:01,294 Go down to the gym. 785 01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:03,331 Wait outside. 786 01:10:44,873 --> 01:10:46,841 [Denson] Wallace. 787 01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:18,139 [Blow Lands] 788 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:27,048 [Blow Lands] 789 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,258 [Blow Lands] 790 01:11:44,033 --> 01:11:46,001 [Blow Lands] 791 01:11:50,239 --> 01:11:52,207 [Rowntree] Get up. 792 01:11:56,578 --> 01:11:58,546 [Wallace] Thank you, Rowntree. 793 01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:10,725 - Only four. - [Denson] Knightly. 794 01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:12,794 Done. 795 01:12:34,717 --> 01:12:37,709 - [Blow Lands] - Christ, that was a bit low. 796 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:46,423 - [Blow Lands] - Hey, Mick. 797 01:12:53,569 --> 01:12:55,560 - [Blow Lands] - Blood? 798 01:12:55,671 --> 01:12:57,730 Yeah. Blood. 799 01:13:02,177 --> 01:13:04,145 - [Exhales] - [Blow Lands] 800 01:13:08,450 --> 01:13:10,418 [Rowntree] Get up. 801 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:18,193 [Knightly] Thank you, Rowntree. 802 01:13:28,704 --> 01:13:30,672 [Denson] Travis. 803 01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:46,554 [Rowntree] Get your coat off. 804 01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:55,563 Go to the bars. 805 01:14:09,411 --> 01:14:11,379 Bend over. 806 01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:52,119 [Footsteps] 807 01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:54,189 [Mouths Words] 808 01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:59,761 [Blow Lands] 809 01:15:09,938 --> 01:15:12,406 [Blow Lands] 810 01:15:15,711 --> 01:15:17,611 Wait till you're told! 811 01:15:18,647 --> 01:15:20,615 Get down. 812 01:15:34,997 --> 01:15:36,965 [Blow Lands] 813 01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:52,407 [Footsteps] 814 01:15:57,619 --> 01:15:59,587 [Blow Lands] 815 01:16:21,043 --> 01:16:23,011 [Blow Lands] 816 01:16:34,756 --> 01:16:36,724 [Blow Lands] 817 01:16:46,702 --> 01:16:50,138 [Exhales] Get up. 818 01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:34,111 - Thank you, Rowntree. - Thank you. 819 01:17:52,401 --> 01:17:56,167 [Chorus Singing] 820 01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:04,411 [Man Speaking Greek] 821 01:18:07,949 --> 01:18:09,917 Thank you, Fortinbras. 822 01:18:10,018 --> 01:18:12,248 Translate, please. 823 01:18:12,354 --> 01:18:15,221 "'And do you not remember, 'I said... 824 01:18:15,323 --> 01:18:18,019 "'that we also said that we must... 825 01:18:18,126 --> 01:18:20,492 "'conduct the children to war on horseback... 826 01:18:20,595 --> 01:18:22,495 "'to- to be spectators... 827 01:18:22,597 --> 01:18:25,566 "'and wherever it may be safe... 828 01:18:25,667 --> 01:18:28,864 "'bring them to the front and give them a taste of blood... 829 01:18:30,305 --> 01:18:32,273 as we do with, uh - "' 830 01:18:33,442 --> 01:18:36,468 [Speaks Greek] 831 01:18:36,578 --> 01:18:39,411 Uh, "as we do with horses." 832 01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:44,078 A creditable guess, but no. 833 01:18:44,186 --> 01:18:46,154 Anyone else? 834 01:18:46,254 --> 01:18:48,620 A young she-goat? 835 01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:52,326 Look it up, Rowntree. 836 01:18:59,801 --> 01:19:02,065 [Greek] 837 01:19:02,170 --> 01:19:04,695 "A young dog. A whelp. Puppy." 838 01:20:32,794 --> 01:20:34,762 [Rowntree] For the first time in 13 years... 839 01:20:34,863 --> 01:20:40,028 College House has won the Bigley Memorial Marathon Chalice. 840 01:20:40,135 --> 01:20:42,501 [All Cheering] 841 01:20:44,272 --> 01:20:46,263 [Cheering Stops] 842 01:20:46,374 --> 01:20:48,968 This house has seen great days. 843 01:20:49,077 --> 01:20:50,977 It's going to see them again. 844 01:20:51,079 --> 01:20:53,047 We're back on the right track at last. 845 01:20:53,148 --> 01:20:56,640 But I don't want you to think you can relax. 846 01:20:56,751 --> 01:20:58,981 It's up to everyone to pull together. 847 01:21:00,021 --> 01:21:02,387 I want to see each one of you going all out. 848 01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:05,783 I know you've got it in you. 849 01:21:05,894 --> 01:21:08,829 So let's see College House back on top. 850 01:21:10,732 --> 01:21:12,962 All right. 851 01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:15,195 Right. House thump! 852 01:21:15,303 --> 01:21:17,828 College House! College House! 853 01:21:17,939 --> 01:21:20,407 College House! College House! 854 01:21:20,508 --> 01:21:23,534 [All Shouting] 855 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,317 [Cheering] 856 01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:35,857 [Cheering Fades] 857 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,048 We're on our own now. 858 01:22:02,784 --> 01:22:04,149 What are we going to do? 859 01:22:06,655 --> 01:22:08,623 Trust me? 860 01:22:08,723 --> 01:22:11,055 Of course. 861 01:22:11,159 --> 01:22:12,888 When are we going to do it? 862 01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:16,723 When I say. 863 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:50,090 Death to the oppressor. 864 01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:55,269 The resistance. 865 01:22:57,939 --> 01:23:00,499 Liberty. 866 01:23:02,410 --> 01:23:06,073 One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place. 867 01:23:14,122 --> 01:23:16,090 Real bullets. 868 01:23:22,564 --> 01:23:25,590 Fairest isle 869 01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:30,137 All isles excelling 870 01:23:30,238 --> 01:23:34,572 Seat of pleasure 871 01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:39,136 And of love 872 01:23:39,247 --> 01:23:42,375 Venus here 873 01:23:42,484 --> 01:23:47,251 Shall choose her dwelling 874 01:23:47,355 --> 01:23:50,984 And forsake 875 01:23:51,092 --> 01:23:56,189 Her Cyprian groves 876 01:23:56,297 --> 01:23:59,266 [Continues, Faint] 877 01:24:04,839 --> 01:24:06,807 [Ends] 878 01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:48,479 [Dog Barking In Distance] 879 01:24:51,586 --> 01:24:54,953 Space, you see, Michael, is all expanding... 880 01:24:55,056 --> 01:24:57,024 at the speed of light. 881 01:24:59,394 --> 01:25:01,760 It's a mathematical certainty... 882 01:25:01,863 --> 01:25:05,060 that somewhere, among all those million of stars... 883 01:25:05,166 --> 01:25:08,135 there's another planet where they speak English. 884 01:25:26,154 --> 01:25:28,122 Have a look. 885 01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:02,654 [Chaplain] "The Son of God goes forth to war... 886 01:26:02,757 --> 01:26:05,726 a kingly crown to gain. " 887 01:26:07,095 --> 01:26:09,393 We are all corrupt. 888 01:26:09,497 --> 01:26:11,397 We are all sinful. 889 01:26:11,499 --> 01:26:14,593 We are all meat to be punished. 890 01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:20,532 If a soldier doesn't do his duty, he expects to be punished. 891 01:26:20,642 --> 01:26:23,338 There are failures great and small... 892 01:26:23,444 --> 01:26:26,174 and there are punishments great and small. 893 01:26:26,281 --> 01:26:29,773 But there is one failure, one crime... 894 01:26:29,884 --> 01:26:32,478 one betrayal... 895 01:26:32,587 --> 01:26:35,351 that can never be forgiven. 896 01:26:35,456 --> 01:26:38,550 And that betrayal is called desertion. 897 01:26:40,261 --> 01:26:44,493 The deserter in the face of the enemy must expect to be shot. 898 01:26:46,301 --> 01:26:49,293 Jesus Christ is our commanding officer. 899 01:26:49,404 --> 01:26:53,670 And if we desert him, we can expect no mercy. 900 01:26:55,376 --> 01:27:00,439 And... we are all deserters. 901 01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:04,541 [Drums: Military March] 902 01:27:05,787 --> 01:27:10,690 [Brass Band: Military March] 903 01:28:05,413 --> 01:28:07,779 [Drums Continue] 904 01:28:14,322 --> 01:28:17,382 - [Footsteps Marching] - [Ends] 905 01:28:37,545 --> 01:28:39,604 [Gunshots] 906 01:28:40,648 --> 01:28:44,379 - [Whistle Blows] - [Gunshots] 907 01:28:48,790 --> 01:28:50,690 All right. Corporal, over here. 908 01:28:50,792 --> 01:28:52,726 That's our objective, where that tree is. Right. 909 01:28:52,827 --> 01:28:55,125 Listen, "D" Section. Come on. Listen. 910 01:28:55,229 --> 01:28:58,426 Hedge junction, 4:00, bushy top tree. 911 01:28:58,533 --> 01:29:00,728 We will attack and destroy that tree. 912 01:29:00,835 --> 01:29:03,599 Right. Bren gun left. Go on! Move! 913 01:29:07,975 --> 01:29:09,943 [Machine Gun Fire] 914 01:29:12,146 --> 01:29:14,410 [Whistle Blows] 915 01:29:14,515 --> 01:29:16,915 [Machine Gun Fire Continues] 916 01:29:25,493 --> 01:29:27,393 [Man] Single file! 917 01:29:27,495 --> 01:29:29,463 Single file! 918 01:29:31,265 --> 01:29:34,792 - [Whistle Blows] - [Thomas] Come on, Peter. Keep it up. 919 01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:38,771 Well done, that man on the Bren! 920 01:29:40,108 --> 01:29:42,599 [Machine Gun Fire Continues] 921 01:29:45,146 --> 01:29:48,604 [Man] Rabbit crawl all the way back to base! 922 01:29:48,716 --> 01:29:50,684 Rabbit crawl, man! 923 01:29:52,587 --> 01:29:54,612 [Gunshots] 924 01:29:57,191 --> 01:29:59,284 [Gunshots] 925 01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:08,369 [Gunshots] 926 01:30:12,507 --> 01:30:15,271 [Man Screaming] 927 01:30:17,011 --> 01:30:19,411 Stop. What are you doing? 928 01:30:19,514 --> 01:30:22,074 It's awful. You forgot to yell. 929 01:30:22,183 --> 01:30:24,117 The yell of hate. 930 01:30:24,218 --> 01:30:26,686 [Screams] 931 01:30:27,789 --> 01:30:29,689 It's the yell that counts. 932 01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:32,385 Everybody back. At the double. 933 01:30:36,364 --> 01:30:38,332 Ready? Charge! 934 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:40,833 [All Screaming] 935 01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:45,664 [Bird Chirping] 936 01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:51,407 [Explosion] 937 01:30:51,512 --> 01:30:53,480 Charge! 938 01:30:53,581 --> 01:30:55,549 [All Shouting] 939 01:30:59,053 --> 01:31:01,419 [Machine Gun Fire] 940 01:31:01,522 --> 01:31:06,186 [All Shouting] 941 01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:12,099 - [Whistle Blows] - [Thomas] Stop there. 942 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:15,692 Get down! Get down! Get down! 943 01:31:22,410 --> 01:31:25,811 You're all dead. I've won. 944 01:31:27,381 --> 01:31:30,475 [Man] Sergeant's coming round. Re-form your men. 945 01:31:30,585 --> 01:31:32,712 "A� Company, get into line. 946 01:31:32,820 --> 01:31:34,720 Come on! Move! 947 01:31:40,394 --> 01:31:43,727 - [Whistle Blows] - [Thomas] All right, Denson. Bring your men over here. Hurry up. 948 01:31:44,799 --> 01:31:47,529 - Don't dawdle. Now march properly. - [Man] Left, right, left. 949 01:31:47,635 --> 01:31:50,798 - Left. Left. - [Thomas] That's right. Pick up a set. 950 01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:54,340 [Man] At the double. 951 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,537 [Thomas] Get a move on. Don't hang around. 952 01:31:59,647 --> 01:32:02,275 - [Man] Hurry up. - [Chaplain] Who left his rifle here? 953 01:32:02,383 --> 01:32:04,613 [Chattering] 954 01:32:10,157 --> 01:32:13,217 [Chaplain] All right. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. 955 01:32:13,327 --> 01:32:16,023 "D" Section over here. This is an order. 956 01:32:16,130 --> 01:32:18,564 [Man] Put your rifles down and get over to the tea queue. 957 01:32:18,666 --> 01:32:20,566 Go on, you. Go on. Move. 958 01:32:21,736 --> 01:32:25,069 - All right, boy? - You keep going. 959 01:32:25,172 --> 01:32:27,572 That's the lad. 960 01:32:27,675 --> 01:32:30,667 [Gunshots] 961 01:32:30,778 --> 01:32:32,871 - [Machine Gun Fire] - Take cover! 962 01:32:33,848 --> 01:32:35,509 [Chaplain] Take cover! 963 01:32:35,616 --> 01:32:37,277 - [Gunshots Continue] - Who's there? 964 01:32:39,153 --> 01:32:41,053 Who's there? 965 01:32:41,155 --> 01:32:43,646 Show yourself, whoever you are! 966 01:32:43,758 --> 01:32:45,726 Come out of there! 967 01:32:55,169 --> 01:32:57,865 Empty those rifles at once. 968 01:32:57,972 --> 01:33:00,532 Hand over those rifles instantly! 969 01:33:03,277 --> 01:33:05,302 Come on. Hand them over. 970 01:33:18,893 --> 01:33:22,056 For the love of God, don't shoot! 971 01:33:26,233 --> 01:33:29,225 [Whimpering] No. No. No. 972 01:33:29,337 --> 01:33:31,305 [Whimpering] 973 01:33:33,007 --> 01:33:35,942 [Screams] 974 01:33:43,050 --> 01:33:45,018 I take this seriously. 975 01:33:46,220 --> 01:33:48,188 Very seriously indeed. 976 01:33:49,323 --> 01:33:52,724 Reverend Woods might have been quite badly hurt. 977 01:33:52,827 --> 01:33:55,193 Do you realize that? 978 01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:59,824 Now I want you to apologize to him. Is that clear? 979 01:34:23,591 --> 01:34:27,391 Now, you mustn't think that I don't understand. 980 01:34:28,429 --> 01:34:32,991 It's a natural characteristic of adolescence to want to proclaim individuality. 981 01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:35,125 There's nothing unhealthy about that. 982 01:34:35,236 --> 01:34:38,137 It's a quite blameless form of existentialism. 983 01:34:39,206 --> 01:34:43,302 This, for instance, is what lies at the heart of the great hair problem. 984 01:34:44,412 --> 01:34:47,245 I think you boys know that I keep an open mind on most things. 985 01:34:47,348 --> 01:34:49,680 And of one thing I am certain: 986 01:34:49,784 --> 01:34:52,776 Short hair is no indication of merit. 987 01:34:52,887 --> 01:34:54,855 So often I've noticed that... 988 01:34:54,955 --> 01:34:58,550 it's the hair rebels who step into the breach when there's a crisis... 989 01:34:58,659 --> 01:35:00,854 whether it be a fire in the house... 990 01:35:00,961 --> 01:35:02,861 or to sacrifice a week's holiday... 991 01:35:02,963 --> 01:35:06,023 in order to give a party of slum children seven days in the country. 992 01:35:07,735 --> 01:35:09,635 But, of course, there are limits. 993 01:35:09,737 --> 01:35:12,638 Scruffiness of any kind is deplorable. 994 01:35:12,740 --> 01:35:14,708 I think you'd go that far with me. 995 01:35:17,845 --> 01:35:20,939 Now, the fees here are at present... 996 01:35:21,048 --> 01:35:24,711 643 per annum. 997 01:35:24,819 --> 01:35:27,287 Which works out at about 15 guineas a week. 998 01:35:27,388 --> 01:35:29,754 This is no mean sum. 999 01:35:29,857 --> 01:35:34,988 It is the salary, for instance, of the average trainee supermarket manager. 1000 01:35:35,096 --> 01:35:37,587 But on the other hand, it's no more than the cost... 1001 01:35:37,698 --> 01:35:40,189 of keeping a juvenile delinquent in Borstal. 1002 01:35:41,268 --> 01:35:44,465 However, this is merely to look at the matter in terms of hard cash... 1003 01:35:44,572 --> 01:35:46,972 which is not the only consideration. 1004 01:35:47,074 --> 01:35:51,340 There is above all the question of service. 1005 01:35:51,445 --> 01:35:55,472 Those who are given most also have most to give. 1006 01:35:56,717 --> 01:35:59,015 Now you boys are intelligent. 1007 01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:01,588 You're too intelligent to be rebels. 1008 01:36:01,689 --> 01:36:03,589 That's too easy. 1009 01:36:03,691 --> 01:36:07,127 And it would be easy to punish you in the normal way. 1010 01:36:08,195 --> 01:36:11,221 But I'm going to give you a privilege. 1011 01:36:11,332 --> 01:36:14,392 Work. Real work. 1012 01:36:14,502 --> 01:36:17,062 And I want you to think of this not as a punishment... 1013 01:36:17,171 --> 01:36:20,163 but as an opportunity to give... 1014 01:36:20,274 --> 01:36:22,174 to serve. 1015 01:40:48,809 --> 01:40:51,835 [Denson] Guard of honor, 'shun! 1016 01:40:51,945 --> 01:40:53,970 [Bell Ringing] 1017 01:40:54,081 --> 01:40:57,778 - Guard, shoulder... arms! - [Vehicles Approaching] 1018 01:40:59,553 --> 01:41:02,852 Guard, present... arms! 1019 01:41:05,859 --> 01:41:09,488 Guard, shoulder... arms! 1020 01:41:25,612 --> 01:41:27,512 - Guard, order arms! - [Indistinct] 1021 01:41:27,614 --> 01:41:29,844 - How do you do, sir? Nice to have you at College. - Yes. So nice. 1022 01:41:29,950 --> 01:41:31,850 - You know the bishop. - Bishop! 1023 01:41:31,952 --> 01:41:34,944 - General. How very nice to see you. - Nice to see you after all this time. 1024 01:41:35,055 --> 01:41:36,955 - It's a long time. - Twenty-seven years? 1025 01:41:37,057 --> 01:41:39,321 - Twenty-seven years it's been? - I've got to leave now. 1026 01:41:39,426 --> 01:41:42,224 - [Indistinct] - Yes. Right. 1027 01:41:42,329 --> 01:41:47,460 Each manly voice upraise 1028 01:41:47,568 --> 01:41:52,733 Clasp each the hand in brotherhood 1029 01:41:52,840 --> 01:41:58,005 And raise the roof with praise 1030 01:41:58,112 --> 01:42:03,049 And when these days of school are past 1031 01:42:03,150 --> 01:42:07,587 Though we'll be near or far 1032 01:42:07,688 --> 01:42:13,388 We'll cherish still her memory 1033 01:42:13,494 --> 01:42:18,227 Gainst fire and flood and foe 1034 01:42:18,332 --> 01:42:23,235 We'll serve her still through good and ill 1035 01:42:23,337 --> 01:42:27,831 As through the world we'll go 1036 01:42:27,941 --> 01:42:33,470 And when these days of school are past 1037 01:42:33,580 --> 01:42:38,108 Though we'll be near or far 1038 01:42:38,218 --> 01:42:43,087 We'll stand again for College 1039 01:42:43,190 --> 01:42:48,651 Who made us what we are 1040 01:42:55,602 --> 01:42:57,900 [Speaking Latin] 1041 01:42:58,005 --> 01:42:59,939 [Latin] 1042 01:43:00,974 --> 01:43:05,775 [All Speaking Latin] 1043 01:43:20,694 --> 01:43:22,889 Your Royal Highness... 1044 01:43:22,996 --> 01:43:24,896 my lord bishop... 1045 01:43:24,998 --> 01:43:26,898 General Denson... 1046 01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:30,060 my lords, ladies and gentlemen... 1047 01:43:30,170 --> 01:43:32,263 today is a day for the future... 1048 01:43:33,307 --> 01:43:35,935 and also a day for the past. 1049 01:43:36,043 --> 01:43:39,638 Any institution which has half a thousand years - 1050 01:43:39,746 --> 01:43:43,045 one-quarter of the Christian era stretching behind it- 1051 01:43:43,150 --> 01:43:45,618 is bound to have a sense of the past. 1052 01:43:46,720 --> 01:43:49,712 But in point of fact, there can be few places... 1053 01:43:49,823 --> 01:43:53,350 where tradition is examined with such a critical eye as this college. 1054 01:43:53,460 --> 01:43:56,554 A constant self-appraisal is going on. 1055 01:43:56,663 --> 01:43:58,961 And indeed, changes are happening so fast... 1056 01:43:59,066 --> 01:44:01,534 that even as I speak, these words are out of date. 1057 01:44:01,635 --> 01:44:03,535 [Chuckling] 1058 01:44:04,771 --> 01:44:08,172 But first I want to introduce General Denson... 1059 01:44:08,275 --> 01:44:10,243 who, of course, needs no introduction... 1060 01:44:10,344 --> 01:44:13,507 either as a national hero or as an old boy. 1061 01:44:13,614 --> 01:44:15,582 General Denson. 1062 01:44:21,455 --> 01:44:23,423 [General Denson] Thank you, Headmaster. 1063 01:44:23,523 --> 01:44:25,616 Your Royal Highness, my lord bishop... 1064 01:44:25,726 --> 01:44:27,694 my lords, ladies and gentlemen. 1065 01:44:27,794 --> 01:44:30,957 Men of College, now, you chaps are probably thinking... 1066 01:44:31,064 --> 01:44:33,328 there's nothing much an old soldier like me can teach you. 1067 01:44:33,433 --> 01:44:35,333 Well, you may be right. 1068 01:44:35,435 --> 01:44:37,630 All the same, I'm going to have a shot at it. 1069 01:44:37,738 --> 01:44:40,707 First thing, you're lucky. 1070 01:44:40,807 --> 01:44:44,607 Yes. A lot of men would give their eyeteeth to be sitting where you're sitting now. 1071 01:44:44,711 --> 01:44:48,670 You are privileged. Now, for heaven's sake, don't get me wrong. 1072 01:44:48,782 --> 01:44:51,148 There is nothing the matter with privilege- 1073 01:44:51,251 --> 01:44:53,651 as long as we're ready to pay for it. 1074 01:44:53,754 --> 01:44:57,281 It's a very sad thing, but today it is fashionable... 1075 01:44:57,391 --> 01:45:00,588 to belittle tradition. 1076 01:45:00,694 --> 01:45:04,755 The old orders that made our nation a-a living force... 1077 01:45:04,865 --> 01:45:06,799 are for the most part scorned... 1078 01:45:06,900 --> 01:45:12,167 by modern psychiatrists, priests, pundits of all sorts. 1079 01:45:12,272 --> 01:45:15,366 But what have they got to put in their place, hmm? 1080 01:45:15,475 --> 01:45:18,410 Oh, politicians talk a lot about freedom. 1081 01:45:18,512 --> 01:45:22,073 Well, freedom is the heritage of every Englishman... 1082 01:45:22,182 --> 01:45:24,776 who speaks with the tongue that Shakespeare spoke. 1083 01:45:24,885 --> 01:45:28,878 But, you know, we won't stay free unless we're ready to fight. 1084 01:45:28,989 --> 01:45:30,889 And you won't be any good as fighters... 1085 01:45:30,991 --> 01:45:32,982 unless you know something about discipline- 1086 01:45:33,093 --> 01:45:36,893 the habit of obedience- how to give orders... 1087 01:45:36,997 --> 01:45:38,897 - and how to take them. - [Woman Coughing] 1088 01:45:38,999 --> 01:45:42,457 Never mind the sneers of the cynics. 1089 01:45:42,569 --> 01:45:47,905 Let us just be true to honor, duty, national pride. 1090 01:45:48,008 --> 01:45:50,636 - [Man Coughing] - We still need loyalty. 1091 01:45:50,744 --> 01:45:53,110 - We still need tradition. - [Coughing Continues] 1092 01:45:53,213 --> 01:45:56,182 If we look around us at the world today, what do we see? 1093 01:45:56,283 --> 01:46:00,049 - We see bloodshed, confusion, decay. - [Coughing Continues] 1094 01:46:00,153 --> 01:46:04,715 I know the world has changed a great deal in the past 50 years - 1095 01:46:04,825 --> 01:46:06,725 - [All Coughing] - But England- 1096 01:46:06,827 --> 01:46:08,727 our England doesn't change so easily. 1097 01:46:08,829 --> 01:46:13,391 And back here in College today I feel - and it makes me jolly proud - 1098 01:46:13,500 --> 01:46:16,833 that there is still a tradition here which has not changed... 1099 01:46:16,937 --> 01:46:19,462 and by God, it isn't going to change! 1100 01:46:19,573 --> 01:46:22,098 [Cheers, Applause] 1101 01:46:22,209 --> 01:46:25,406 It's up to all of you chaps to give the world a lead. 1102 01:46:25,512 --> 01:46:28,276 It is Britain's tradition that you have learnt here. 1103 01:46:28,382 --> 01:46:31,783 Self-reliance, service, self-sacrifice. 1104 01:46:31,885 --> 01:46:33,785 A tradition of College. 1105 01:46:33,887 --> 01:46:38,688 And it's up to all of us to reassure the world by our unquestioning obedience... 1106 01:46:38,792 --> 01:46:40,953 that we still hope - 1107 01:46:41,061 --> 01:46:42,961 My God, we're on fire! 1108 01:46:43,063 --> 01:46:45,122 Now don't panic. Don't panic. 1109 01:46:45,232 --> 01:46:47,564 - Women first. - [Chattering] 1110 01:46:47,667 --> 01:46:51,125 Break open the windows. 1111 01:46:51,238 --> 01:46:54,901 Don't shout. Don't panic. Don't panic. 1112 01:46:55,008 --> 01:46:56,908 Women and children- 1113 01:46:57,010 --> 01:46:58,978 Oh, my God. 1114 01:47:00,046 --> 01:47:04,073 Come on. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up for College. 1115 01:47:04,184 --> 01:47:06,584 Each manly voice upraise. 1116 01:47:06,686 --> 01:47:08,916 [Coughing] 1117 01:47:10,724 --> 01:47:14,956 - [Boy] Mum, where are you? - [Man] Out! God, let us out! 1118 01:47:30,010 --> 01:47:31,978 [Machine Gun Fire] 1119 01:47:41,354 --> 01:47:42,787 [Wallace] Come on. Come on. 1120 01:47:46,226 --> 01:47:48,353 [General Denson Shouts, Indistinct] 1121 01:47:48,462 --> 01:47:50,862 [Machine Gun Fire] 1122 01:48:01,975 --> 01:48:04,466 [Shouting] 1123 01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:29,595 Ammunition, quick! Break open the armory. 1124 01:48:29,703 --> 01:48:32,194 Every man a rifle. Now keep low! Keep low! 1125 01:48:32,305 --> 01:48:34,830 - Rabbit crawl! - [Gunshots] 1126 01:48:44,684 --> 01:48:46,914 [Shouting] 1127 01:48:47,020 --> 01:48:50,319 Infiltrate their flank. Get a Bren gun on their flank. Come on. Jump to it. 1128 01:48:50,423 --> 01:48:53,153 [Machine Gun Fire] 1129 01:49:00,133 --> 01:49:02,567 Bastards! Bastards! 1130 01:49:02,669 --> 01:49:04,728 Bastards! 1131 01:49:06,206 --> 01:49:08,106 [Headmaster] Stop! Stop! 1132 01:49:08,208 --> 01:49:12,304 Stop firing! Cease fire. 1133 01:49:12,412 --> 01:49:14,380 Cease firing. 1134 01:49:16,216 --> 01:49:19,014 Boys! Boys! I understand you! 1135 01:49:19,119 --> 01:49:22,680 Listen to reason and trust me! Trust me! 1136 01:49:38,672 --> 01:49:41,732 [Organ] 1137 01:50:28,989 --> 01:50:32,254 [Choir Singing In Latin] 1138 01:51:14,634 --> 01:51:17,797 [Continues] 1139 01:51:26,579 --> 01:51:28,570 [Fades]