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Can I have a shot glass, please?
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Photo sent.
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Stay on this heading for about 6h30min.
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Turn left at the
Aurora Borealis.
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When you see something that looks like
a frozen gall bladder, that's Greenland.
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Hang a soft right there.
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- All set there, Mr. Hauser?
- Yeah, thank you.
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Guidestar!
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Guidestar!
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Welcome back.
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Hotel? Dinner reservations?
Movie tickets, maybe?
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Mr. Hauser
Is there something else you need?
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I don't know.
I feel...
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Go on.
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Like a refuge from the
Island of Dr. Moreau.
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Some morally inverted, twisted
character from a C�line novel.
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The hot sauce helps.
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You still getting those
nightmares you told me about?
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They're coming back faster and faster. I
don't know if I can keep outrunning 'em.
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That'll be it, Jerry.
I gotta go.
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You bet, Mr. Hauser. GuideStar
wants you to feel secure.
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GuideStar.
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Be still my trembling hands,
for how you would tremble...
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if you knew where I
would take you next.
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Incoming message.
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Incoming message.
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You got him on the comm there?
Bring it over.
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Hello, Hauser!
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Hello, Mr. Vice President.
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I haven't been vice president
for five months.
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Otherwise, this all might
be a conflict of interest.
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Tamerlane and the U.S. government,
and I in particular, were cleared...
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of any and all violations of federal,
state and international laws...
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by the bipartisan committee.
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Just read the report.
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I'm sure anything you weren't supposed
to be doing you were cleared of.
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And of course I was preemptively
pardoned by the president.
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I got the snapshots.
Love your work.
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- We're all big fans.
- Yes.
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Let's see if the
damn Krauts...
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will cross us in the
Security Council now.
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We seem to be heading southeast.
Where am I going?
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Hope you like the smell
of fresh liberation.
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Give me a sec.
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I gotta growler down there
the size of a cane frog.
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Turaqistan.
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What's the gig?
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Omar Sharif.
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- Omar Sharif?
- Yeah.
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The CEO of Ugi Gas, the
Ugikistani conglomerate.
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He is building a pipeline
through his country.
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We didn't liberate Turaqistan
to get hustled by a fez head.
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Terminate.
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Do do that voodoo
that you do so well.
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You'll be working directly under the
viceroy just appointed by the president.
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His identity is still being withheld
on a need to know basis.
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- And no one needs to know.
- He asked for you personally.
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- What's my cover?
- Trade show producer.
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Trade show? What show?
What show?
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It's gonna be huge.
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Tamerlane is sponsoring
a trade expo, Brand USA.
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It's our big launch bringing democracy
to this part of the world.
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We've bombed the shit out of them,
there's a lot of rebuilding to do.
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- Shows a nice spirit.
- Somebody has to help them.
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This is a great opportunity
for Tamerlane and the U.S.
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Not to mention the
people of Turaqistan.
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And to top it all off, there's gonna
be a gala wedding. Isn't that great?
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Seems like a pretty elaborate cover. I'm
gonna be responsible for all that shit?
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This is a historic moment.
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The first war ever to be 100%
outsourced to private enterprise.
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Tamerlane jets, Tamerlane
tanks, Tamerlane soldiers.
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And to top it all off,
the Brand USA expo.
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It's your show, baby.
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Welcome to the Turaqi
Green Zone, sir.
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Tamerlane welcomes Expo
Turaqistan, Brand USA.
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Welcome to Turaqistan, sir.
I'm Marsha Dillon...
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hoping you're
ready to kill.
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I've been briefed.
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SPF-Eighty-seven, sir.
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- Shall we?
- Yes.
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It all looks good.
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Great lights.
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Take out the Tamercard.
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What's your cover, by the way?
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Undergrad Wharton with a masters in
communication at the Annenberg School.
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- Very impressive.
- Well, it's fake.
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- Tell me that's not the stage?
- I think it is.
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East, honey, east.
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Do you want people turning away from
the stage to pray five times a day?
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Cultural sensitivity.
That's what we're about here.
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Sorry, sir.
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What exactly is wrong
with my credentials?
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I've been cleared. My
colleagues are going in.
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- Am I being singled out for some reason?
- I can't allow that.
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Very curious.
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- Find out who she is.
- Very curious situation.
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- Let's go, ma'am.
- Oh. Okay.
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And set up a meeting
with her in my office.
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Do I have an office?
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Great. Carry on.
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Yes, and I'll just try to
rearrange the entire place.
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- Just see if you can spin it.
- Yes.
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Ms. Hegalhuzen.
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Your 2:30's here.
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I read your piece in
"Atlantic Monthly".
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Very provocative.
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- Nice office.
- It's bulletproof.
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Send her in.
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Passion. This
is beautiful.
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Thank you!
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Hey, okay, okay,
we'll be in touch.
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- It's a gift. I brought a gift to you.
- Thank you.
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- It's a form of dance.
- Thank you. Good stuff.
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Pay-for-view TV.
Next week!
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And you are an angel.
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Thanks for the bag!
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Ms. "Hugelhazen".
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Hegalhuzen.
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- Hegalhuzen. Brand Hauser.
- Hello.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Come on in.
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Now...
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Holy shit!
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So, you're here to cover
our little trade show...
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"... that's being billed as
a liberating Turaqistan...
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satisfy the American consumer's
dreams just the opposite now.
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The proposed Expo Turaqistan offers
nothing more than the auctioning of...
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Turaqistan's future to the cause of
profit and international branding.
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Yeah, I remember that because I wrote it.
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There's no corruption here. Just
read the Silverman James Report.
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I have. It's bullshit.
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Look. We've already kicked out of this
place. What are we supposed to do?
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Turn our backs on all of the
entrepreneurial possibilities?
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Business is human response
to a moral or cosmic crisis.
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Whether it's a tsunami or a
sustained aerial bombardment...
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there's the same urgent
call for urban renewal.
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When did they start attacking
inside the Emerald City?
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I wouldn't call that an attack.
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Well, technically, that was a bombing.
At least it sounded like it was.
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Not an attack, which would
imply something else.
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Do you really think
I'm as bad as all this?
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- I don't know anything about you.
- Would you like to?
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It's my job.
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You make it sound so
tedious. Could be fun.
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- Then why don't I begin?
- Thought you'd never ask.
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Would you excuse me for one minute?
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- Call me soon.
- When?
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You'll feel it.
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- All righty then. Where were we?
- I haven't said anything yet.
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Excellent, 'cause I don't
remember hearing anything.
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- Then we're off to a great start.
- What can I do for you?
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Why do I have access?
Even on such a low level.
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Ouch.
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All my writings have called this
a violation of international law...
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and its practitioners are criminals.
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Do you really believe
all the stuff you write?
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Anyone who could cause this much
mayhem when he didn't have to?
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The amount of
suffering that I've seen?
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Hang on.
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Okay. Hold on a sec.
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But the way I look at it is this.
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The day we can actually feel and
hear all the suffering of mankind...
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that's the day when the
Christ will come back.
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So we got that going for us.
I'll be out in a minute.
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Or the Buddha, or Allah,
whoever floats your boat.
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Ms. Hagenhazel.
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- Call me Natalie.
- Natalie.
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I really must run. I feel like we're
on the verge of something important.
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Do you think we could continue
this conversation over drinks?
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- Drinks?
- Yeah, I know a friendly place.
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Marsha, will you set that up?
9, 10-ish?
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Unattended cars will be
crushed and incinerated.
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Hello, sir. Welcome to Popeye's.
How can I help you?
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I'll have crawfish �touff�e, the Big
Flava chicken sandwich with Boss Sauce...
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and to top off my meal,
a frothy orange drink.
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- I'm here to see the viceroy.
- Sir.
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Don't mention his name.
Follow me!
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Okay!
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Let's go, boys.
One, two, one, two march!
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- He's not here?
- Closed circuit, sir.
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Welcome to liberated
Turaqistan, Hauser.
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Big fan. Have been for ages.
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Sorry for the secret
identity bullshit...
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but it's a brave new security.
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I'll be contacting you by phone,
but if you wish to contact me...
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you'll have to come here
to the bunker, 'kay?
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Omar Sharif.
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He's staying at the Freedom
Grand through the closing ceremony.
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Make sure he doesn't
make his plane.
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Got it.
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Now, about this
closing ceremony...
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It looks like we Yonica Babyyeah
wedding. Incredible, huh?
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What is a Yonica Babyyeah?
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The Britney Spears
of Central Asia.
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Kids from Baca to Yemen
are nuts for her.
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Anyway. The point is...
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this weddin' is the grand
finale of the trade show.
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This is the biggest extravaganza
in the history of Central Asia.
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And it's the centerpiece
of our P.R. blitz here.
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It's perfect branding synergy, Hauser.
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Blends the image of an American-style
woman getting her own and getting it on.
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A great new
democratic dynasty...
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with all the strength and
virility of traditional warlords.
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Exactly.
That's why you're the best.
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Overall, we see it as a
pretty irresistible package.
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We're getting worldwide coverage, U.S.
networks, Sky Channel, Al Jazeera...
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so make it big buddy.
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See she gets everything she wants
and make this a grand finale...
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the world will never forget.
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You bet.
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Jeff? So, listen. I met this guy...
No, he's just some mid-level schmo.
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Anyway, I think if I play him right, I
can get a pass out of the Green Zone...
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and I can see what's
really going on here.
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No chip for me, thanks.
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Ma'am, you really won't get the
full experience without the chip.
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Doctor's orders.
I get hives.
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Over the next seventy-two hours,
some of you may experience...
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headaches, nausea and some
muscle pain. This is normal.
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If symptoms of epilepsy occur,
please notify your doctor.
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Thanks and enjoy the ride.
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Mr. Hauser!
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Mr. Hauser!
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Yonica Baby is two minutes
from arrival. We need to go.
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Yonica!
I love you!
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Jesus Christ.
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Hi. Welcome. How
was traffic?
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I hear those checkpoints
can be murder.
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Where is dressing room?
I'm fucking wasted.
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Well, let me show you.
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She needs Popeye ten-piece box.
All white meat.
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Extra crispy, extra spicy.
Diet Coke. You get it?
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And pickles.
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She wants pickles.
Clausen classic dill pickles.
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- Pickles?
- Yeah.
240
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,710
- All right...
- You are big boss?
241
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,642
- I guess I am, yeah.
- How big?
242
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:15,602
Don't do that.
243
00:19:15,702 --> 00:19:16,984
Confiscate that film.
244
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:20,320
I do what I want.
Okay?
245
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:22,175
Of course you do and we're
excited to have you.
246
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:23,043
Don't get too excited.
247
00:19:23,143 --> 00:19:25,221
I'm not that excited. Let me
show you to your dressing room.
248
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,689
Get some chicken, pickles.
and whatever you want.
249
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,399
Come on in. Hi.
Nice work with the bat.
250
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,235
How are you? Hi, good luck.
251
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,969
Hi. Mr. Pickle. Las Vegas.
Mr. Federline.
252
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:48,642
The impending marriage of
Central Asian pop star...
253
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:53,649
and Ooq- Mi-Fay Taqnufmini the
scion of the powerful Turaqi clan.
254
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,276
The marriage.
A symbol of democratization...
255
00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:59,762
or a sleazy public
relations stunt?
256
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:03,584
Yes or no?
257
00:20:03,684 --> 00:20:04,533
Natalie.
258
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,436
- Hi.
- Hi.
259
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,440
Jesus.
What is this place?
260
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,337
It's the Freedom Grand.
How do you like it?
261
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:14,536
Guess I could go with
strange love in the desert.
262
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,778
Weird. Rarefied.
Coven-like.
263
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,685
- Stop me if I'm rambling.
- Stop. Sit.
264
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:25,088
Can I get a double bourbon?
Vodka twist? How's that?
265
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,583
- Okay.
- Thank you.
266
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,526
So, you're producing the big...
267
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:34,513
Freedom's on the March economic
land-grab masquerade.
268
00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:36,727
Are you with Tamerlane employee
or a freelance producer?
269
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,794
That's complicated.
Let's get to that later.
270
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,037
I just wanted to get to know you.
271
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,675
Okay, tell me about yourself.
272
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:50,498
Just doing this gig, trying to
make the best of a bad situation.
273
00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:53,642
Looking for redemption in all the wrong
places. Stop me now if I'm rambling.
274
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:55,642
- Okay, stop.
- How about you?
275
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,652
How about me what?
276
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,019
You know, tell me about you.
Where're you from?
277
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,586
Who gives a fuck? Are you serious?
278
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,724
I'm serious as a deacon. I'd like
to get to know you as a person.
279
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,859
For God's sakes... why?
280
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:15,301
Well, what the hell else are we gonna
do on this dark and lonely night?
281
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,694
So you wanna seduce the journalist
whose politics you despise?
282
00:21:19,794 --> 00:21:21,426
How dare you?
I have no politics.
283
00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:23,537
Everyone does, even if
they don't know it.
284
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,384
- Not me.
- Just a straight mercenary?
285
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,249
I'm a host. I'm a showman.
I'm an organizer.
286
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:32,606
There's just people here. Some good,
some bad. All interesting.
287
00:21:32,706 --> 00:21:35,706
You seem like an interesting person and
I try not to over-think these things.
288
00:21:35,806 --> 00:21:39,491
You're a clever guy.
Some would even call you charming.
289
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:43,798
But it gets tired, doesn't it? All that
patter, the show biz, it's just a mask.
290
00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:46,564
There's gotta be a person
in there somewhere.
291
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:52,869
Did you know that "person" comes from
the Latin word persona which means mask?
292
00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:55,626
Being human means we
invite spectators...
293
00:21:55,726 --> 00:21:57,579
to ponder what lies behind.
294
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,665
Each of us would be composed
of a variety of masks.
295
00:22:01,765 --> 00:22:05,573
And if we can see behind the mask,
we would get a burst of clarity.
296
00:22:05,673 --> 00:22:09,583
If that flame was bright
enough, then we fall in love.
297
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,394
What's your opinion on
these divine matters?
298
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,927
I'm not gonna fuck you.
You know that, right?
299
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,601
Oh, I hope that you
know that somewhere.
300
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,422
I sense you're such an angry woman.
301
00:22:23,522 --> 00:22:25,759
You're just intent to laying
waste to all of us, aren't you?
302
00:22:25,859 --> 00:22:30,009
That was the best half-true
frontier gibberish I've heard.
303
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:31,406
Thanks.
304
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,564
- Hey. Listen.
- Yes?
305
00:22:33,664 --> 00:22:36,120
All access pass to the trade show,
compliments of the house.
306
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,785
- Don't be a stranger.
- I won't be.
307
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,592
Now, let's get these pass�'s right.
308
00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:46,560
Ayat, a little knee jerk.
309
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,694
Make it work. Make it work.
310
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:50,631
Very good.
311
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,452
All in the legs, girls.
312
00:22:53,552 --> 00:22:55,267
How many times do we have
to say this? Ayat!
313
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,166
Higher!
314
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:03,545
Big smile, Reshbeck!
For God's sake.
315
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:05,746
Thank you.
316
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,066
You're back for some more gibberish.
317
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,564
You remember Marsha?
This is Peter Parker.
318
00:23:08,664 --> 00:23:12,579
Choreographer, worked with Rob
Marshall, all the big musicals.
319
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:15,503
It's incredible. Each girl
is a trans-femoral amputee...
320
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:16,843
who had lost her leg
during the liberation.
321
00:23:16,943 --> 00:23:23,379
And thanks to Tamerlane, we can
have you up and dancing in no time.
322
00:23:23,479 --> 00:23:25,718
Just another example of
how American know-how...
323
00:23:25,818 --> 00:23:27,294
alleviates the suffering it creates.
324
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:32,524
Look at this. Hamy Shenkman had her leg
blown off by an M-18 Claymore landmine.
325
00:23:32,624 --> 00:23:37,600
And, Conyel Bisland...
an M-72 rocket-propelled grenade...
326
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,229
that mistakenly hit her high school.
327
00:23:39,329 --> 00:23:42,203
And Tamerlane used the exact same RPG
firing pin rod assembly technology...
328
00:23:42,303 --> 00:23:44,604
that it uses in the prosthetic
knees of its.
329
00:23:44,704 --> 00:23:46,202
Talk about vertical integration.
330
00:23:46,302 --> 00:23:47,986
It's hot in here.
Let me get that for ya.
331
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,458
Krishmish, come over here.
332
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,857
This is Ms. Hegalhuzen, she's
writing a story about the show.
333
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:56,215
All right. Okay.
334
00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:58,030
Ms. Babyyeah's ready
for her run-through.
335
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,452
We've gotta go. My trade
show's your trade show.
336
00:24:00,552 --> 00:24:01,733
Come on, girls. Gather here.
337
00:24:23,594 --> 00:24:26,529
You say you want to
invade me, baby
338
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:30,423
You say you want to
enslave me, baby
339
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:35,502
I want to blow you up
340
00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:41,312
You say you want
to free me, baby
341
00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:45,409
BGut you cannot
even see me, baby
342
00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:49,520
I want to blow you up
343
00:24:53,124 --> 00:24:57,083
I want to blow you sky
high, high, go fly
344
00:24:59,563 --> 00:25:03,715
I want to blow
345
00:25:03,815 --> 00:25:04,564
You
346
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:10,874
You want to occupy
my heart and soul
347
00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:14,503
A black widow in
a spider hole
348
00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,912
I want to blow you up
349
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:25,918
I want to blow you up
350
00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:33,488
I want to blow you
down if it's okay
351
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:36,729
Mr. Hauser, how do you feel about
the image of Turaqi women...
352
00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:39,262
My coat!
353
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:42,604
Cut!
354
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,047
So there's this reporter
who really despises me.
355
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:57,548
I mean, she doesn't really despise me,
she despises what I represent.
356
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:02,791
I think if she knew the real me,
she'd hate me even more.
357
00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:04,488
I mean, don't you think?
358
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,663
I wasn't there.
Does it really matter?
359
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:10,166
Actually, I think I just like
the sound of her voice.
360
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,832
I could listen to her
revile me for hours.
361
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:16,338
Do you think with her, the reporter
I mean, it's just about sex?
362
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,800
- What do you mean just?
- I don't know.
363
00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:23,540
There's this Turaqi pop star. She
disturbs me and I can't figure out why.
364
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,015
Could you be attracted to her sexually?
365
00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:29,016
No, are you crazy?
She's just a little...
366
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,748
I'm not calling you in the
middle of the night, Mr. Hauser.
367
00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,673
- I gotta go.
- Whatever.
368
00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:35,056
You're a fuckin' asshole.
369
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,522
GuideStar!
370
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,928
This has to end for me, sir. I
want a different kind of life.
371
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,102
I want to get married, start a family.
372
00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,673
Operation Chickenhawk
never ends.
373
00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:52,723
The ceaseless epic struggle
to dominate...
374
00:26:52,823 --> 00:26:56,495
the destiny of man obliges his noble
cares to continually purge the world...
375
00:26:56,595 --> 00:26:58,933
of those who are evil-doers.
376
00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,882
But that's not just working
for me right now, sir.
377
00:27:01,518 --> 00:27:02,485
A woman?
378
00:27:05,589 --> 00:27:07,784
You and I, Hauser, are
a part of a rug hook.
379
00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:13,130
All these years I felt a special
bond. Don't you feel that?
380
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:15,990
No.
381
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:17,460
Well, you think about it.
382
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,155
If you still feel this
way in a couple of days...
383
00:27:20,255 --> 00:27:21,170
I already told you, sir.
384
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:23,868
- That'll be all.
- Yes, sir.
385
00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:06,530
Marsha, this is kind of a bad time.
386
00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:11,067
Hey! I wanted to give you the heads up.
A delivery should be there any second.
387
00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,054
When, now?
388
00:28:15,492 --> 00:28:16,481
Oh, shit.
389
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,671
Sir, I have your
dry cleaning, sir!
390
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,040
Thank you. Thank you.
391
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,444
I need the ticket, sir.
392
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,935
- I have that somewhere.
- Yeah, I need that claim ticket, sir.
393
00:28:46,035 --> 00:28:50,642
I think I put it... should
be around here somewhere.
394
00:28:50,742 --> 00:28:54,278
- You're talking about the claim ticket?
- It's around here somewhere.
395
00:28:54,378 --> 00:28:56,514
- Sir, can you hurry?
- Yep.
396
00:28:56,614 --> 00:28:58,432
Sir, I gotta have that ticket or...
397
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:02,629
No, no...
398
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,065
Oh, here it is.
399
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,509
- Sir, you have a nice day.
- Sure.
400
00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:14,451
Yo, yo, yo, mother fuckers!
401
00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:38,699
It's me.
402
00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:46,350
- Hi.
- Hi.
403
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,736
Straight from the dry
in Rammstein, Germany
404
00:29:49,836 --> 00:29:52,586
You can't believe these guys. 20
years ahead of the rest of the world.
405
00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:55,352
And this cost the U.S. taxpayers, what?
Three, four grand?
406
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,291
Be nice.
I'm really sorry about the jacket.
407
00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:58,225
Okay.
408
00:29:58,329 --> 00:30:00,146
Listen, would you like to get
a Turaqi coffee?
409
00:30:00,246 --> 00:30:02,948
I hear they make it great here.
Cardamom mace. The good kind.
410
00:30:03,048 --> 00:30:04,716
I was just about to wash my hair.
411
00:30:04,816 --> 00:30:06,964
It's a delicacy. Sweetened
with pomegranate honey.
412
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,002
One cup?
413
00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:14,478
Give me a minute.
414
00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:26,067
What?
415
00:30:26,102 --> 00:30:29,043
There's just something irresistible
about a Western woman speaking Turaqi.
416
00:30:29,143 --> 00:30:30,876
Is that a recognized
international phenomena?
417
00:30:30,976 --> 00:30:32,691
No. It's a personal sensibility.
418
00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:37,950
Look. I admit I don't actually
believe any of this stuff we say.
419
00:30:38,050 --> 00:30:40,685
I mean, not in the sense that I
believe it to be actually true.
420
00:30:40,785 --> 00:30:43,741
You talk too much. I want
to ask you something.
421
00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:48,860
Doesn't it hurt you to put yourself
in such a contorted moral position?
422
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,814
Can you tell me, for example,
one completely honest thing?
423
00:30:54,552 --> 00:30:55,484
One.
424
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:03,842
This is Donny Loo's
favorite juice.
425
00:31:03,942 --> 00:31:07,420
It is rated at just under a quarter
million Scoville units.
426
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:11,583
When I find the demands of
life to be challenging...
427
00:31:11,683 --> 00:31:12,898
I take a wee drop.
428
00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:15,603
The more challenging...
429
00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:19,175
the higher the Scoville units.
430
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:23,042
- Let me.
- Be careful.
431
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,934
But the trick, you see...
432
00:31:27,034 --> 00:31:29,578
that I've taught myself, is to
never allow my eyes to tear up.
433
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:37,956
One completely honest thing.
434
00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:42,547
If you really knew me, you'd despise
me even more than you do.
435
00:31:42,647 --> 00:31:44,068
No. I don't despise you.
436
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,569
I don't really care enough.
437
00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:16,957
Marsha.
438
00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:22,371
It's fucking great.
Michael Bay can blow me.
439
00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:23,654
He can and he should.
440
00:32:23,754 --> 00:32:25,991
- We do all of Yonica's videos.
- We're blowing up.
441
00:32:26,091 --> 00:32:27,489
A bad choice
of words.
442
00:32:27,589 --> 00:32:29,496
Listen, guys, this has been great.
Thank you.
443
00:32:29,596 --> 00:32:31,932
I have another meeting. I have to run.
But I, I really enjoyed it.
444
00:32:32,032 --> 00:32:34,463
Let us have some footage of the
wedding. We'll hook you up, dude.
445
00:32:34,563 --> 00:32:36,734
Hey, we know everything that
goes on in Turaqistan.
446
00:32:36,834 --> 00:32:40,241
No place we cannot go, no one we
don't know, nothing we cannot do.
447
00:32:40,341 --> 00:32:41,003
Okay.
448
00:32:41,038 --> 00:32:43,506
Does one of you have a card?
Whoever the leader is.
449
00:32:43,606 --> 00:32:44,742
Here we go. The Jackpot.
450
00:32:44,842 --> 00:32:46,626
Here, thank you. Thank you.
451
00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:50,451
There you go. You have his,
and he has yours.
452
00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:51,581
- Yes.
- He's got yours.
453
00:32:51,681 --> 00:32:52,863
- It's gonna be great.
- Bye-bye, guys.
454
00:32:56,606 --> 00:32:58,267
Where's my package?
455
00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:01,568
The shipment left the warehouse
in Dubai 2 days ago.
456
00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:03,139
We're tracking it.
457
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,184
Just get me a fuckin' cobra,
all right?
458
00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,943
- A snake?
- Yeah. Chop-chop.
459
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,225
Come on, spit it out.
460
00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:27,294
Is only me, Mr. Big
461
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:31,339
Yonica. Hi.
462
00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:35,692
Listen. Sorry about my reaction to
your song. I didn't mean to offend you.
463
00:33:35,792 --> 00:33:41,117
No. I am sorry. I am so stupid to
not understand that you are woman.
464
00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:41,947
Uh, sorry?
465
00:33:42,619 --> 00:33:46,783
In Turaqi we have no word for
this. Same as for a woman.
466
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,610
No, no, no.
That's not it.
467
00:33:50,710 --> 00:33:53,994
I predict most people.
Why not you?
468
00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:57,329
How my ass make
you puke?
469
00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:59,887
Bad babakanoosh or something.
470
00:33:59,987 --> 00:34:02,086
I think you're lovely.
Stunning, actually.
471
00:34:02,186 --> 00:34:03,538
- Lovely?
- Yes.
472
00:34:05,609 --> 00:34:07,338
You think attractive?
473
00:34:08,946 --> 00:34:10,470
Yep. Definitely.
474
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:18,348
- Does her ass make you puke?
- Who? Who? Who?
475
00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:21,721
That skinny bitch reporter
with the tape recorder.
476
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:22,849
No.
477
00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:25,727
You're a tit man.
Do you want massage?
478
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,754
Be a happy ending.
479
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,692
Does your father know that you
talk this way?
480
00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:34,399
- My father?
- Yeah.
481
00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,731
I do not speak to him anymore.
482
00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:42,444
But he sends me money for dancing
lessons and singing lessons.
483
00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:45,748
I am with Ooq-Mi-Fay now.
484
00:34:46,616 --> 00:34:48,607
And he wants for me
to be big success.
485
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:52,654
Yonica rules.
That is what he says to me.
486
00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:54,718
- What about your mother?
- Dead.
487
00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:55,937
I'm sorry.
488
00:34:55,972 --> 00:34:58,485
For why? You did not kill her.
489
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:00,697
I don't think so.
490
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,395
Too much sorry. Too much.
491
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,687
Jesus Christ!
What is wrong with you?
492
00:35:09,787 --> 00:35:12,890
You are a fucking asshole,
do you know that?
493
00:35:12,990 --> 00:35:14,524
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
494
00:35:14,624 --> 00:35:17,694
"I'm sorry".
You're always sorry.
495
00:35:17,794 --> 00:35:19,739
Fuck you, Mr. Sorry.
Fuck you.
496
00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:21,249
Yonica, don't go away mad.
497
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:31,591
Marsha?
498
00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:34,727
Get me a dinner reservation
tonight. Somewhere with soup.
499
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:41,486
So everything's OK? You're closing
some big deals at the trade show?
500
00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:43,506
Is there an actual
reason for this meeting?
501
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,189
I am not big on bullshit.
502
00:35:46,289 --> 00:35:49,596
I'm your host. I want you to be
happy nd that everything is...
503
00:35:49,696 --> 00:35:51,512
well and you're
taken care of.
504
00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:53,745
A beautiful woman.
505
00:35:54,218 --> 00:35:56,243
There is something we can
agree on after all, then.
506
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,550
Can you get me an introduction?
507
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:01,348
- She's a journalist.
- Who cares?
508
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,388
Sit.
Don't eat all your soup.
509
00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:06,491
Thank you.
510
00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:14,284
So between your father's indictments,
were you still on the lacrosse team?
511
00:36:14,384 --> 00:36:16,670
No. I actually blew out my fuckin' knee.
Hey, you.
512
00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:20,042
Hey, we are doing
an interview here.
513
00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:21,657
Omar Sharif wants to meet you.
514
00:36:21,757 --> 00:36:23,737
- The actor?
- Better. The president of Ugi Gas.
515
00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:25,738
Sorry. Just one minute.
516
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,015
I'm gonna pick this up in one.
517
00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:34,085
who do I have to shoot to get
a fuckin' drink around here?
518
00:36:40,798 --> 00:36:41,765
What are you looking at?
519
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:43,265
What are you looking at?
520
00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:48,301
Get back to normal!
521
00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:54,307
Natalie Hegalhuzen,
Omar Sharif.
522
00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:56,380
Exquisitely enraptured, ma ch�re.
523
00:36:56,814 --> 00:36:58,907
- Pleased to meet you, too.
- Shall we dance?
524
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:08,688
How're you doin'?
525
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,873
How come we Americans
a hard time?
526
00:37:40,973 --> 00:37:42,357
An interesting conundrum, isn't it?
527
00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:45,017
Very shrewd of you to ask.
528
00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:47,028
What would I get
for telling you?
529
00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:51,600
The thrill of knowing you're
my confidential source.
530
00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:54,568
The thought of this
leaves me breathless.
531
00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:06,713
My dear, let me explain
something to you.
532
00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:08,613
The Americans
had no plan.
533
00:38:09,552 --> 00:38:11,486
Perhaps next year they
will invade my country.
534
00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:14,822
And then, they will either
kill me or throw me in jail.
535
00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:16,320
Or kill me in jail.
536
00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:18,653
Or maybe make me president.
537
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:21,996
Or maybe make me president,
then kill me.
538
00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:25,998
That still doesn't
answer you question.
539
00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:29,533
Why hasn't the U.S. stopped
the Ugi Gas pipeline?
540
00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:32,456
See what you can find out about
Operation Chickenhawk.
541
00:38:32,556 --> 00:38:33,406
Chickenhawk?
542
00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,021
Yeah, baby!
543
00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:28,732
Get it out.
544
00:39:45,349 --> 00:39:46,816
A message from the viceroy.
545
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:48,540
Freedom is messy.
546
00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:51,747
Employees must wash hands
before returning to work.
547
00:40:07,471 --> 00:40:08,529
What stinks here?
548
00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:13,723
Yeah. You look like piece of shit.
You smell like piece of shit.
549
00:40:13,823 --> 00:40:14,937
You want some shit?
550
00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:29,974
Where're you going?
Night's young.
551
00:40:30,074 --> 00:40:31,241
This place is crazy.
552
00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:34,146
Would you like to come back to
my suite for a quiet drink?
553
00:40:34,246 --> 00:40:38,065
Oh, no thank you, Omar. But I will
look into that thing about you told.
554
00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:42,536
Enjoyed it.
555
00:40:51,614 --> 00:40:53,696
- I think I'll go back to my hotel.
- Can I drive you?
556
00:40:53,796 --> 00:40:54,965
Oh, no, that's okay.
557
00:40:55,065 --> 00:40:56,986
Let me give you a lift.
I can help you. It's safer that way.
558
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:00,721
Please.
I'll feel better.
559
00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:03,124
When did all that construction start?
560
00:41:03,694 --> 00:41:07,446
Oh. They're diverting the river Tures
so it runs by the trade show.
561
00:41:07,546 --> 00:41:11,058
They wanted a clear view from
the Tiki Room. It's cute, huh?
562
00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:14,727
What do you think
of that girl, Yonica?
563
00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:17,167
You don't wanna know.
564
00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:19,505
- Come on. Try me.
- Okay.
565
00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:25,597
I think that she's a sad little
girl who's been pimped out...
566
00:41:25,697 --> 00:41:29,676
into a pathetic monstrosity of
alienated Western sexuality.
567
00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:32,554
How do you feel about that, Mr. Hauser?
568
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:36,624
She's a disaster.
This whole place is a disaster.
569
00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:38,853
So, you're sleeping with her.
570
00:41:39,563 --> 00:41:40,208
No.
571
00:41:40,243 --> 00:41:41,682
Why not?
She seems game.
572
00:41:41,782 --> 00:41:45,758
It must be nice to be who you say you
are. To do things you believe in.
573
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:48,695
That's so simple. So clean.
574
00:41:50,307 --> 00:41:51,968
It's like, you know: "why didn't
I think of that"?
575
00:41:52,776 --> 00:41:56,906
Well, it's hard not to feel like...
576
00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:01,101
I'm always on
the losing side.
577
00:42:01,201 --> 00:42:02,209
Well, you are.
578
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,817
Yeah. It gets kinda lonely.
579
00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:09,172
That's why you got all those peasants
and workers to keep you company.
580
00:42:09,272 --> 00:42:11,091
I don't have that big a bed.
581
00:42:11,795 --> 00:42:12,819
Tell me more.
582
00:42:14,798 --> 00:42:16,891
I think that you should
take me home now.
583
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:22,831
Yes, well...
584
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:25,138
thanks for
taking me home.
585
00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:26,834
Oh. Good night then.
586
00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:41,985
Jesus, what was that?
587
00:42:44,094 --> 00:42:46,221
I can't do that...
588
00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:49,746
No. You yourself said,
I just don't want to.
589
00:42:49,846 --> 00:42:51,630
- Yeah. Sure.
- And good night.
590
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:58,570
Tomorrow can I see ya?
591
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,566
- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.
592
00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:02,974
Reporter's Pool, ten a. m.
593
00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,932
Progress update, people.
594
00:43:06,032 --> 00:43:09,031
Banks West didn't even wait
for the opening ceremony...
595
00:43:09,131 --> 00:43:12,748
closing a one point 3
billion dollar deal...
596
00:43:12,856 --> 00:43:17,643
with Roof Branch and Blossom to
restore essential water services...
597
00:43:17,743 --> 00:43:20,526
to the people of Turaqistan!
598
00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:22,660
Oh, come on!
599
00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:27,450
I'm sure they'd like to give a shout-out
to the Tamerlane- Furg-Bomber...
600
00:43:27,550 --> 00:43:30,688
Wing for, for those
humane position strikes...
601
00:43:30,788 --> 00:43:35,211
that created this wonderful
opportunity for everyone.
602
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:39,777
So is this like a date?
603
00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:42,180
This is like obscene.
604
00:43:43,087 --> 00:43:45,749
There's something you can do
for me that would mean a lot.
605
00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:46,948
Name it.
606
00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:49,706
Get me a pass out of the Emerald City
so I can see what's really going on.
607
00:43:49,806 --> 00:43:51,624
- Very dangerous.
- I wanna see Fallof.
608
00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:53,610
Natalie, there's nothing there.
609
00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:55,981
I wanna know if it's true that
Tamerlane used chemical weapons.
610
00:43:56,081 --> 00:43:58,694
Isn't it a little late to be worrying
about international conventions?
611
00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:04,189
Is nerve gas worse than getting your
head blown off by a laser missile?
612
00:44:04,289 --> 00:44:06,559
Frankly, it's a nuance
that's lost on me.
613
00:44:06,659 --> 00:44:09,159
Besides they were cleared,
just read the report.
614
00:44:09,259 --> 00:44:10,861
We're trying to watch
a battle here.
615
00:44:10,961 --> 00:44:11,915
Sorry.
616
00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:18,754
Come on, come on, come on.
Give me something. Give me something.
617
00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:22,314
Anything's gotta be better
than this Xbox bullshit!
618
00:44:22,459 --> 00:44:23,426
Okay, okay.
619
00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:28,713
These guys are big in the
Turaqi arts community.
620
00:44:28,813 --> 00:44:30,183
You know, the whole downtown scene?
621
00:44:30,283 --> 00:44:31,757
Might give you a good lead.
622
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,531
I'm hit!
I'm hit!
623
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,976
Where's the damn Medevac?
624
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,491
The Tamerlane custom
E- Z missile mount can...
625
00:44:42,591 --> 00:44:46,778
be adapted to fit over 200
automobile models...
626
00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:48,667
I thought we were all
set with the Ayatollah.
627
00:44:48,767 --> 00:44:49,548
Pick it up, boys.
628
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,521
What do you mean he won't
do a mixed wedding? Who's mixed?
629
00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:56,584
Yonica's Episcopalian?
How the fuck did that happen?
630
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,086
Will the Sufi work?
631
00:44:58,663 --> 00:45:00,378
Let me call you back.
I got another call.
632
00:45:00,478 --> 00:45:01,645
Just get a number for Cat Stevens.
633
00:45:01,745 --> 00:45:05,224
Hello. Can you calm down?
Yeah, he's right here.
634
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,937
Yoni...
That was the girl.
635
00:45:09,306 --> 00:45:11,191
She said she can't do the
wedding if you're involved.
636
00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,625
She thinks you don't like her.
637
00:45:12,725 --> 00:45:14,493
- What?
- She can't work with you.
638
00:45:14,593 --> 00:45:16,125
I'm on it, I'm on it.
Okay.
639
00:45:16,225 --> 00:45:18,565
And then Anderson Cooper,
Mr. Salt and Pepper Integrity...
640
00:45:18,665 --> 00:45:22,598
is arriving today and, and all
we have left is a junior suite.
641
00:45:22,698 --> 00:45:24,868
Is that okay? I mean, he is
a Vanderbilt and everything.
642
00:45:24,968 --> 00:45:26,752
There could be repercussions!
643
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:36,448
GuideStar!
644
00:45:36,548 --> 00:45:38,918
You seem a little bit, Mr. Hauser.
Is everything all right?
645
00:45:39,018 --> 00:45:42,922
My hand was shaking.
My hand never shakes.
646
00:45:43,022 --> 00:45:46,373
Worst case, Parkinson's. I can get
you a doctor's appointment in Dubai.
647
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:47,603
I can't focus.
648
00:45:48,278 --> 00:45:50,460
This girl. This reporter.
They're in my head.
649
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:51,661
They're in my fucking brain.
650
00:45:51,761 --> 00:45:54,668
That's not good, Mr. Hauser.
Not good.
651
00:45:54,768 --> 00:45:58,119
No, I know it isn't. And now I
gotta see her, the little one.
652
00:45:58,222 --> 00:46:00,713
I gotta bring her food. 'Cause
she won't go to the thing.
653
00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:03,388
Fuck!
654
00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:28,178
Trusting you was a little rude
655
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,647
I wish there was a way
656
00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:37,125
You could sooth that ache in me
657
00:46:38,695 --> 00:46:43,462
Phone cut out
When we were talking today
658
00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:52,075
Phone cut out
When we were talking today
659
00:46:54,077 --> 00:46:55,009
That was beautiful.
660
00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:02,552
- You recorded that yet?
- Fat fucking chance.
661
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,620
Well you should.
662
00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:06,870
I feel like it's like I'm
seeing you for the first time.
663
00:47:06,970 --> 00:47:10,154
Well, you've seen my ass.
And you not liking it.
664
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:12,140
- Why do you do that?
- Do what?
665
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,675
Talk as if you have no soul.
666
00:47:13,775 --> 00:47:18,950
Nobody cares for my beautiful soul.
They care for my ass.
667
00:47:19,050 --> 00:47:21,470
- You sound like a tramp.
- Bitches rule.
668
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,968
Yonica rules.
669
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:28,207
Virgins are good for
getting fucked. Right?
670
00:47:28,745 --> 00:47:31,895
That is what I am good for. Right?
671
00:47:31,995 --> 00:47:33,711
That's what everybody knows.
672
00:47:38,055 --> 00:47:38,919
You know what I think?
673
00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:43,982
I think the girl that wrote
that song was a poet.
674
00:47:45,095 --> 00:47:46,494
I thought that song was really great.
675
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,409
I am not from this world.
676
00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:06,379
I have special powers.
677
00:48:07,985 --> 00:48:10,886
I can see inside
people's brains.
678
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:14,717
What do you see?
679
00:48:20,497 --> 00:48:22,556
You think you care about me.
680
00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:27,093
Neither one of us know why.
681
00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:31,430
You're not an
alien life form.
682
00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:36,009
You're just very confused.
683
00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:39,577
And you live in a terrible world.
684
00:48:56,633 --> 00:49:02,799
I cannot be from this place.
I do not belong here.
685
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,534
We have to find a way.
686
00:49:09,746 --> 00:49:11,509
We just have to find a way.
687
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:15,149
Who are you?
688
00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:19,279
We got stuff here.
689
00:49:19,389 --> 00:49:21,707
We got a side of
Clausen Classic Dill,
690
00:49:21,807 --> 00:49:23,817
and Turaqi brand soda.
691
00:49:25,729 --> 00:49:28,789
Extra crispy, all white meat.
You want a piece?
692
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:32,033
It's actually a horrible way
to soothe bad feelings...
693
00:49:33,937 --> 00:49:35,564
but can lead to compulsive eating...
694
00:49:35,671 --> 00:49:37,502
But, you know, sometimes you
just gotta do it, right?
695
00:49:46,616 --> 00:49:48,641
What the fuck?
696
00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:55,589
You know what?
697
00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:01,363
I'm gonna blow you up.
you mother fuckin' nice...
698
00:50:01,465 --> 00:50:04,559
suit necktie piece of shit!
699
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,365
Take a rain check on that.
700
00:50:10,807 --> 00:50:12,434
Out of the Emerald City?
701
00:50:13,543 --> 00:50:16,569
In fact, baby, the money is right,
I can take you to Chechnya.
702
00:50:17,114 --> 00:50:20,515
I could scrape together
a thousand dollars.
703
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:26,555
Honey, for a thousand dollar
we take you to Starbucks.
704
00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:29,290
So, we open on her,
she's like Snow White.
705
00:50:29,893 --> 00:50:33,746
Then he arrives. A two-shot, like in,
Ford's My Darling Clementine.
706
00:50:33,846 --> 00:50:35,681
When Victor Mature
returns to her.
707
00:50:35,781 --> 00:50:37,791
Fuck film, assholes.
708
00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:43,618
I want her on all fours.
709
00:50:43,718 --> 00:50:49,725
Waiting for her phallic
warlord, Ooq-Mi-Fay.
710
00:50:49,825 --> 00:50:52,077
I know it's none of my business,
what are you guys talking about?
711
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:55,718
We're shooting the
wedding night's video.
712
00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:58,018
Yeah, check it out.
We already made the card.
713
00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:00,748
My God.
714
00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:04,707
- How much you guys want for this?
- 500 bucks.
715
00:51:04,807 --> 00:51:06,713
I'll give you 50
right now, cash.
716
00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:07,591
Done.
717
00:51:08,598 --> 00:51:12,181
Washington's all a-twitter by
allegations from a journalist...
718
00:51:12,281 --> 00:51:15,087
that the son of a top
Turaqi political leader...
719
00:51:15,187 --> 00:51:17,754
and his pop star
bride are involved...
720
00:51:17,854 --> 00:51:21,767
in a pornographic video of
their own wedding night.
721
00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:26,246
Expo Turaqistan. Out of the
frying pan into the fire?
722
00:51:28,051 --> 00:51:31,214
How in the fuck did this Hegalhuzen
bitch get a hold of this story?
723
00:51:31,301 --> 00:51:32,536
Well, it hardly matters now.
724
00:51:32,636 --> 00:51:36,239
The network might cancel their
coverage and we own them.
725
00:51:36,339 --> 00:51:39,126
We got riots going on in 14
cities across Central Asia.
726
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:42,581
Maybe the best thing to do would
be to call the wedding off.
727
00:51:42,681 --> 00:51:45,396
Have you lost your mind?
Just handle it.
728
00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:46,298
I always do.
729
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:49,906
Do you think I have no feelings?
730
00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:51,897
This is what I am to you?
731
00:51:52,309 --> 00:51:55,493
- A whore? And you are my pimp?
- No, baby, no, baby.
732
00:51:55,593 --> 00:51:57,694
You were going to sell a
tape of our wedding night?
733
00:51:57,794 --> 00:51:59,476
I was gonna give you half of the money.
734
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:02,141
I did it for the money.
735
00:52:12,996 --> 00:52:15,612
There will be ample time
for loving recriminations.
736
00:52:15,712 --> 00:52:18,327
But let's deal with this from
a practical perspective.
737
00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:23,872
What if we publically
remove one of his testicles?
738
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,703
- Dad, please!
- Shut up.
739
00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:28,658
That's not an entirely
unappealing suggestion...
740
00:52:28,758 --> 00:52:30,942
but I'm not sure if that really
gets us where we wanna go.
741
00:52:31,281 --> 00:52:35,702
Honestly, your Excellency, if we're gonna
pull this off so a man of your stature...
742
00:52:35,802 --> 00:52:38,618
you know, a four-time convicted
extortionist and an embezzler like...
743
00:52:38,722 --> 00:52:42,317
yourself is to lead Turaqistan to
its bright and shining future...
744
00:52:42,425 --> 00:52:45,519
Yonica's bridegroom must
be blamelessly pristine.
745
00:52:47,764 --> 00:52:49,614
In other words, we
need a fall guy.
746
00:52:49,714 --> 00:52:52,497
How about your homeboy outside
with the perforated septum?
747
00:52:53,203 --> 00:52:54,587
P- per... what?
748
00:52:54,687 --> 00:52:59,666
Go, Marsha. Go, Marsha. You're so fine.
I'm gonna make her change her mind!
749
00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:03,596
I have a can of Mace!
750
00:53:03,696 --> 00:53:06,342
And I will use it!
Sit down!
751
00:53:13,123 --> 00:53:18,545
I think Bodhi organized this whole thing
and you didn't know anything about it.
752
00:53:18,645 --> 00:53:20,095
Yeah, of course, man.
I didn't know shit.
753
00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:24,593
But, you know, we wanna be
culturally sensitive here.
754
00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:27,760
What is the traditional punishment
for pimping a pop star?
755
00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:31,901
- Wow, that's fucking cold, Pop.
- Shut up.
756
00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:34,825
Drowning in sheep dung.
757
00:53:34,925 --> 00:53:36,593
Marsha will make the arrangements.
758
00:53:36,693 --> 00:53:40,514
All right. We've dealt with
the groom. Now for the bride.
759
00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:45,703
20 minutes on TV and the world will
know that this sweet, young girl...
760
00:53:45,803 --> 00:53:51,352
would never participate in such
a foul, foul enterprise. Right?
761
00:53:51,761 --> 00:53:53,579
And, Yonica, you didn't
know anything about this.
762
00:53:53,679 --> 00:53:57,624
So it has the added benefit of being
true, as my father used to say.
763
00:53:58,602 --> 00:54:00,570
All right. We'll announce
the execution tonight.
764
00:54:00,670 --> 00:54:01,919
We'll do the interview tomorrow...
765
00:54:02,019 --> 00:54:05,441
and we go ahead with the wedding
and close the whole damn show.
766
00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:07,471
I think we got this worked out, don't you?
767
00:54:07,844 --> 00:54:09,723
- Great.
- All right. Good to see you.
768
00:54:09,823 --> 00:54:10,905
No, no, no...
769
00:54:11,681 --> 00:54:12,739
Thank you so much, sir.
770
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,411
Yonica... Honey!
Honey!
771
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,053
Yonica, Yonica!
772
00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:24,584
Thank you. I like bag.
773
00:54:28,797 --> 00:54:32,699
Marsha. Get me Katie Couric, Al Jazeera
and a hundred gallons of sheep shit.
774
00:54:53,189 --> 00:54:54,622
Slaves, but...
775
00:54:57,827 --> 00:55:01,263
Slaves, plebians, patricians,
ladies and gentlemen.
776
00:55:01,765 --> 00:55:03,447
Welcome to Pax Romana...
777
00:55:03,547 --> 00:55:06,161
Virginia's number one
Roman-era theme park.
778
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:13,175
The glory that was Rome.
The grandeur that was Six Flags.
779
00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:16,994
Unfortunately the financing fell
through in the real estate crash...
780
00:55:17,094 --> 00:55:19,708
and the whole place went down the
toilet. But it makes my point.
781
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,080
Which is...?
782
00:55:23,953 --> 00:55:26,751
Every empire is summed up in
Rome. The Romans, Hauser.
783
00:55:27,556 --> 00:55:30,354
Dudes of the human race.
Torch-bearers of culture.
784
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,920
You and I are Centurions.
785
00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:35,446
Honor bound to defend civilization
against the Barbarians.
786
00:55:35,546 --> 00:55:37,079
Let's cut the shit, Walken.
787
00:55:37,179 --> 00:55:38,964
I like killing people as
much as the next guy...
788
00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:43,457
but I signed up to kill the bad ones.
Health clinics, trade unionists...
789
00:55:43,557 --> 00:55:47,773
journalists, agricultural co-ops,
Catholic liberation theologians...
790
00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:50,094
impoverished Colombian
coffee farmers...
791
00:55:50,194 --> 00:55:53,343
These are barbarians, the depraved
opponents of civilization?
792
00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:56,532
We turned Central America
into a fucking graveyard.
793
00:55:56,632 --> 00:55:59,668
Whoever momentarily interrupts
the accumulation of our wealth...
794
00:55:59,768 --> 00:56:01,018
we pulverize.
795
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,088
I'm just not feeling good
about that anymore, sir.
796
00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:09,555
Then do what you
have to do, son.
797
00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:13,158
Thank you for understanding, sir.
798
00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:16,430
- Oh! You asshole.
- Weapon, please?
799
00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:21,908
Let's walk and talk.
800
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,475
You didn't really think
I'd let you go, did you?
801
00:56:26,082 --> 00:56:28,380
- I was kinda hoping you might, yeah.
- For her?
802
00:56:28,852 --> 00:56:31,467
Please, Walken. We had such
a good working relationship.
803
00:56:31,567 --> 00:56:34,535
Let's not end it like this,
like savages in a theme park.
804
00:56:34,635 --> 00:56:36,739
You get the thumbs down
from the crowd, Hauser.
805
00:56:36,839 --> 00:56:37,738
You're obsolete, dude.
806
00:56:37,838 --> 00:56:40,179
Past your expiration
date, discontinued.
807
00:56:40,279 --> 00:56:41,958
Garbagio, as they say in Latin.
808
00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:44,260
Relegated to the trash bin of history.
809
00:56:56,813 --> 00:56:59,463
You shouldn't rummage in the garbage.
Fuck.
810
00:56:59,563 --> 00:57:01,780
Is this one of those plastic
toys you can choke on?
811
00:57:03,887 --> 00:57:04,785
You mother fucker!
812
00:57:29,212 --> 00:57:32,181
Help! I get it. I get it.
Help! Turn it off!
813
00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:40,136
Ten minutes with Katie Couric would
get you ten times the audience...
814
00:57:40,236 --> 00:57:42,170
of a whole season of Frontline.
Now, that's a fact.
815
00:57:42,270 --> 00:57:43,940
Yeah, but wh-why would they
want me to do the interview?
816
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,756
You? Your uncompromising
integrity...
817
00:57:45,895 --> 00:57:48,645
your movie star good looks and
I don't think Katie Couric...
818
00:57:48,745 --> 00:57:50,631
wants to come to this beautiful
fucking vacation spot.
819
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,518
You know I'm not gonna do
a P.R. puff piece, right?
820
00:57:53,618 --> 00:57:55,184
Just do the story.
Get the real girl.
821
00:57:55,284 --> 00:57:57,954
The real girl?
Is there anything real left to get?
822
00:57:58,054 --> 00:57:59,256
Can she actually talk?
823
00:57:59,356 --> 00:58:00,990
She's just a needy
little kid, Natalie.
824
00:58:01,090 --> 00:58:04,058
I know, and she's spoiled, she's
over-sexed, she's tone deaf.
825
00:58:04,158 --> 00:58:05,396
Well she's a brand, Hauser.
826
00:58:05,496 --> 00:58:06,972
Stuff happens.
She needs a mom.
827
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:10,651
- Yeah. And don't look at me.
- I like looking at you.
828
00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:17,074
You can say anything you want, okay?
No holds barred delay. I'll make it live.
829
00:58:17,174 --> 00:58:19,640
You're crazy.
This bitch hates me.
830
00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:22,114
- She doesn't hate you.
- She hates me.
831
00:58:22,214 --> 00:58:24,393
- No she doesn't.
- She does. I know.
832
00:58:26,603 --> 00:58:27,486
Yeah, hello.
833
00:58:27,586 --> 00:58:29,921
I have lists of
Omar's whereabouts.
834
00:58:30,021 --> 00:58:30,802
I'll get to it.
835
00:58:31,474 --> 00:58:33,066
- Put your seatbelt on.
- Fuck off.
836
00:58:34,710 --> 00:58:35,438
Shit.
837
00:58:51,794 --> 00:58:53,318
So we're all set?
838
00:58:54,497 --> 00:58:56,931
This sucks.
I hate this.
839
00:58:58,468 --> 00:59:00,527
- What sucks, sweetheart?
- This location.
840
00:59:01,304 --> 00:59:02,635
What's wrong with it?
841
00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:06,007
I am not liking it.
It blows.
842
00:59:07,510 --> 00:59:11,492
This is 2000 years of Turaqi culture.
It's a nice spot for it, actually.
843
00:59:11,592 --> 00:59:12,673
Okay, sweetie?
844
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:16,545
I want to do it...
845
00:59:18,821 --> 00:59:19,549
there.
846
00:59:22,358 --> 00:59:26,454
- We're all set up right here.
- There or nowhere.
847
00:59:28,698 --> 00:59:29,492
Okay?
848
00:59:31,968 --> 00:59:33,299
There's nice too.
849
00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:35,860
Hello.
850
00:59:37,707 --> 00:59:38,571
Hello.
851
00:59:50,787 --> 00:59:52,015
What is this place?
852
00:59:53,156 --> 00:59:53,915
Beautiful.
853
00:59:55,224 --> 00:59:56,953
You see? She's just
a needy little kid.
854
00:59:59,796 --> 01:00:02,026
This light is so cool.
855
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,590
Look at this!
856
01:00:06,803 --> 01:00:07,565
Be careful.
857
01:00:15,812 --> 01:00:19,509
I want to do it here.
Come, inspect this from me.
858
01:00:20,517 --> 01:00:21,311
Beautiful.
859
01:00:21,818 --> 01:00:25,185
This place is so sad.
I love that.
860
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:27,622
I'm going to see the rest.
861
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,692
Hey, cowboy. You happen
to have a Cliff bar?
862
01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:36,787
- You hungry?
- I could eat.
863
01:00:36,899 --> 01:00:37,991
Let's find the kitchen.
864
01:00:39,535 --> 01:00:42,163
Look at this. An 82 margaux.
They must have left in a hurry.
865
01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:44,690
We can be shot
for looting.
866
01:00:44,790 --> 01:00:46,799
We can be shot for
anything in Turaqistan.
867
01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:50,541
Let's see. There must be
an opener here somewhere.
868
01:00:51,414 --> 01:00:54,030
I just don't know if I'm domestic
enough to make a meal out of...
869
01:00:54,130 --> 01:00:57,052
olives and caviar
and peanut butter.
870
01:00:58,054 --> 01:01:00,569
Yonica! There's food!
871
01:01:00,669 --> 01:01:02,056
Very high-tech
for Turaqistan.
872
01:01:03,693 --> 01:01:05,490
Crazy little brat.
873
01:01:05,795 --> 01:01:07,888
If she's a virgin...
874
01:01:08,264 --> 01:01:09,492
I'm Dick Cheney.
875
01:01:21,811 --> 01:01:23,210
Yonica, would you like some wine?
876
01:01:24,747 --> 01:01:28,012
No. I hate wine.
It's so sour.
877
01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:32,045
Milk is good.
878
01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:42,594
- I want a picture of you two.
- No pictures.
879
01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:45,267
Okay, one.
880
01:01:45,935 --> 01:01:46,765
Get in.
881
01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:00,113
So you two getting married?
882
01:02:05,421 --> 01:02:08,584
Because you are already
married with wife in America?
883
01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:11,152
Everybody wants
American wife.
884
01:02:11,660 --> 01:02:12,454
No.
885
01:02:13,129 --> 01:02:13,925
Never were married?
886
01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,224
Was once actually.
887
01:02:20,803 --> 01:02:21,667
What happened?
888
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,600
It's not that interesting.
889
01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:47,753
What happened?
890
01:02:53,803 --> 01:02:55,634
Haven't spoken of it in a long time.
891
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:04,938
She was killed.
892
01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:06,878
Murdered.
893
01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:12,454
I came home one night and my
beautiful wife had been slaughtered.
894
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:19,956
I had a little girl
and she was taken.
895
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,929
No ransom note, nothing.
Just gone.
896
01:03:26,369 --> 01:03:28,234
- Why?
- I don't know.
897
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:30,731
Who would do that?
898
01:03:31,374 --> 01:03:36,038
I don't know anything except
it was all because of me.
899
01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:40,047
What do you mean?
900
01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:44,950
I had many enemies.
I've done many things.
901
01:03:48,524 --> 01:03:51,891
What was her name?
Your daughter?
902
01:03:55,064 --> 01:03:55,855
Cara.
903
01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:00,663
There's a reason
I do this work.
904
01:04:04,874 --> 01:04:06,000
I don't have to feel anything.
905
01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:10,479
That's so fucked up.
906
01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:15,245
Hey. Whassup?
907
01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:21,115
Get out!
908
01:04:23,659 --> 01:04:27,755
Sometimes I think is better
not to feel. Just skip it.
909
01:04:28,931 --> 01:04:30,728
How long can you
live that way?
910
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:34,235
The poison's just old. It's
like a slow motion suicide.
911
01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:37,489
Or wake up every day and wonder if
you have the courage to walk away...
912
01:04:37,589 --> 01:04:41,703
to say: no, I won't do that. I'm
not that person. I'm not that thing.
913
01:04:47,683 --> 01:04:50,049
You think I should
not marry Ooq-Mi-Fay?
914
01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:54,214
Hey, boss we have a problem.
915
01:04:56,926 --> 01:04:58,018
Hold that thought.
916
01:05:02,331 --> 01:05:03,730
What's the problem, guys?
917
01:05:10,706 --> 01:05:11,832
Try some caviar.
918
01:05:12,441 --> 01:05:13,533
It's so good!
919
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:16,742
I love.
920
01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:19,737
My mom would always try to
get me to eat weird stuff.
921
01:05:19,882 --> 01:05:22,132
Tempeh and
wheatgrass...
922
01:05:22,232 --> 01:05:24,550
and all I ever wanted
was peanut butter.
923
01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:28,855
He's a complicated guy, huh?
924
01:05:32,728 --> 01:05:33,922
Not what'd you think.
925
01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:43,501
Hey, not so tough
today, huh?
926
01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:50,540
Hey, look, the little
girl has crowns.
927
01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:53,943
You think you can drown
me with the sheep shit.
928
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,978
I don't think so.
929
01:05:56,652 --> 01:05:58,244
You want we should
take video now?
930
01:05:58,821 --> 01:05:59,981
Or kill him first?
931
01:06:00,755 --> 01:06:05,192
Be less blood if you kill me first, more
fun if you cut it off while I'm alive.
932
01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:06,707
- Shut up.
- Okay.
933
01:06:06,807 --> 01:06:10,379
I think I could take those two ears
and I can put them on my Harley.
934
01:06:10,479 --> 01:06:12,957
Maybe I can pick up
KROQ on my radio.
935
01:06:13,602 --> 01:06:15,797
Oh, pretty face. Bye.
936
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:23,675
You ought to do some face.
Taste.
937
01:06:41,897 --> 01:06:42,691
Stay!
938
01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:47,087
Cut off the fingers I
used to wipe my ass.
939
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,851
I cannot believe you just did that!
940
01:08:53,596 --> 01:08:57,532
What person could squeeze
eyeballs from Bodhi Bhundhang?
941
01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:03,194
And that asshole tells me
not to marry Ooq-Mi-Fay?
942
01:09:03,305 --> 01:09:05,487
I'm fucking marry Ooq-Mi-Fay.
943
01:09:05,587 --> 01:09:09,032
He's pig.
And I'm whore.
944
01:09:09,945 --> 01:09:12,470
- You want me to take the freeway?
- Yeah. Whatever.
945
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:16,679
It is who I am.
I am that person.
946
01:09:17,386 --> 01:09:20,355
And if I'm going to be whore,
at least I can be rich.
947
01:09:20,756 --> 01:09:24,704
I just want to make soulful
music and be sad and rich.
948
01:09:24,804 --> 01:09:27,125
You don't have to marry
some asshole to do that.
949
01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:31,161
Natalie, you will
be my bridesmaid?
950
01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:34,094
Please?
951
01:09:35,738 --> 01:09:40,300
My father, he's coming. I haven't
seen him since I was baby.
952
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,569
It will be nice to meet him.
953
01:09:47,716 --> 01:09:50,549
And if you are there
I will not be so afraid.
954
01:09:59,328 --> 01:10:00,727
What am I gonna wear?
955
01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:04,515
- What about Katie Courich?
- Fuck her.
956
01:10:04,615 --> 01:10:05,531
Fuck them all.
957
01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:15,875
Miami Beach Hotel.
958
01:10:18,814 --> 01:10:21,700
Jeff? I just sent you a photo
of that Tamerlane guy.
959
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:25,603
He just slaughtered half a dozen
of Ooq- Mi-Fay Taqnufmini's posse...
960
01:10:25,703 --> 01:10:27,451
Find out who the fuck this guy is.
961
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,251
Hey. I just got this message
from the Viceroy.
962
01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:41,899
"We didn't front you $1.3 million to
whack a bunch of Fifty Cent wannabes.
963
01:10:42,004 --> 01:10:46,088
You know what I'm saying? You
got 18 hours to kill Omar Sharif.
964
01:10:46,188 --> 01:10:48,256
And may I just
add personally.
965
01:10:48,356 --> 01:10:50,710
What the fuck are you doing?
966
01:10:51,113 --> 01:10:55,880
Will you kill the mother fucker so we
can get the hell out of this shithole?
967
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,719
What are you doing?
968
01:10:57,853 --> 01:11:00,253
Hello? Is there anyone in th-?
969
01:11:06,495 --> 01:11:07,412
Hey, it's Natalie.
970
01:11:07,512 --> 01:11:10,363
I'm either unmasking corporate
greed or washing my hair.
971
01:11:10,466 --> 01:11:11,364
So leave a message.
972
01:11:25,714 --> 01:11:27,443
That's good. Thanks. Great.
973
01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:30,279
Is that good?
974
01:11:31,186 --> 01:11:33,381
That looks great. Everything you're
doing is great. It's really great.
975
01:11:33,489 --> 01:11:36,617
My communications degree
is finally paying off.
976
01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:38,620
Where is Omar?
977
01:11:38,727 --> 01:11:42,046
Well, let me check. Omar?
978
01:11:42,146 --> 01:11:44,895
- Camera Four, Marsha. Camera Four.
- Omar's Camera Four.
979
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,160
Why don't you pull in?
980
01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:47,984
Do you have his
Blackberry address?
981
01:11:48,084 --> 01:11:49,094
Laptop.
982
01:11:52,007 --> 01:11:54,589
By the way, Anderson Cooper
cannot make the wedding.
983
01:11:54,689 --> 01:11:58,169
- What room was he going to stay in?
- Eleven-oh-one.
984
01:12:02,518 --> 01:12:04,986
Just you, Cowboy.
985
01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:15,921
Oh, jeez. Gosh. By the
way. This came for you.
986
01:12:16,699 --> 01:12:17,524
I think...
987
01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:20,999
...It must have
been this morning and...
988
01:12:27,643 --> 01:12:28,959
This is Natalie Hegalhuzen.
989
01:12:29,059 --> 01:12:32,775
I am being held by the Provisional
Liberation Army of Greater Turaqistan.
990
01:12:33,482 --> 01:12:37,111
I will be executed unless the
following demands are met by 6 pm.
991
01:12:40,122 --> 01:12:44,957
The complete unconditional withdrawal of
all Tamerlane forces from Turaqistan.
992
01:12:46,962 --> 01:12:49,954
The dissolution of the criminal's
INS state of Israel.
993
01:12:50,999 --> 01:12:55,218
Three. The acquisition by the Turaqi
National Basketball team...
994
01:12:55,318 --> 01:12:59,104
of LeBron James for a player
to be named later.
995
01:13:00,776 --> 01:13:03,370
I'm unhurt and
well-treated...
996
01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:05,880
And am right where I wanted to be.
997
01:13:06,949 --> 01:13:08,732
You're improvising, bitch.
I hate that!
998
01:13:08,832 --> 01:13:09,830
I know where she is.
999
01:13:09,930 --> 01:13:12,669
No. Wait a second!
We're live in 6 hours.
1000
01:13:12,769 --> 01:13:14,105
I trust you.
You handle everything.
1001
01:13:14,205 --> 01:13:17,590
Oh, Jesus Mary and Joseph.
1002
01:13:21,530 --> 01:13:22,758
How are you, sir?
Nice to see you, sir.
1003
01:13:22,965 --> 01:13:23,756
You can go.
1004
01:13:32,474 --> 01:13:33,723
Jerry, how do I get to Fallaf?
1005
01:13:33,823 --> 01:13:35,491
Fallaf.
Are you out of your mind?
1006
01:13:35,591 --> 01:13:38,637
Here at GuideStar we definitely
call Fallaf a no-go zone.
1007
01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:41,246
That's snuff city, dude.
1008
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:43,532
Hey, don't get cute. Just
give me the damn directions.
1009
01:13:43,632 --> 01:13:45,835
You sound a little angry, rather
emotional. It's a good thing.
1010
01:13:45,935 --> 01:13:47,286
Good. Let it go.
1011
01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:50,247
Is that the best you can do for
seventy-nine ninety-five a month?
1012
01:13:52,294 --> 01:13:54,592
Steven Seagal is like
500 pounds now.
1013
01:13:55,497 --> 01:13:58,261
They use body doubles for
everything, but this.
1014
01:14:01,003 --> 01:14:02,550
How many times do I have to tell you?
1015
01:14:02,650 --> 01:14:04,854
I am opposed to the occupation.
1016
01:14:04,954 --> 01:14:09,968
I have railed against it in every
significant journal in the world!
1017
01:14:13,614 --> 01:14:18,745
I think you are mistaking me with
someone who actually gives a fuck.
1018
01:14:20,722 --> 01:14:22,438
Hey, you're just a
gift for us, babe.
1019
01:14:22,538 --> 01:14:24,004
What do I do when
I get to Nafluni?
1020
01:14:24,104 --> 01:14:27,445
There's a Mobil station
on your right. See it?
1021
01:14:27,545 --> 01:14:28,745
Yeah. I think so.
1022
01:14:28,845 --> 01:14:31,892
Great. Take the next
right. Follow the road.
1023
01:14:32,768 --> 01:14:34,759
If you're a praying man,
I'd start about now.
1024
01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:39,299
Can we kill her already?
I'm getting hungry.
1025
01:14:39,408 --> 01:14:42,172
We're still working out the
international distribution rights.
1026
01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,472
I want to...
1027
01:14:49,284 --> 01:14:51,218
put the camera
lower this time.
1028
01:14:51,788 --> 01:14:53,949
Oh, you mean like the construction
guard decapitation, huh?
1029
01:14:54,723 --> 01:14:56,674
But you want it from here to
there or from there to here?
1030
01:14:56,774 --> 01:14:58,622
- All the way.
- All the way's gonna be messy.
1031
01:14:58,727 --> 01:14:59,785
Yeah, but it's art.
1032
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,762
- Do you have any candy?
- No. Get lost.
1033
01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:42,035
I told you these assholes
never have shit.
1034
01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:44,604
Looking for the kidnapped bitch?
1035
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,153
American?
1036
01:15:48,253 --> 01:15:50,838
We have three. Two yellow
hair and one dark hair.
1037
01:15:50,946 --> 01:15:51,935
Dark hair.
1038
01:15:56,652 --> 01:15:57,477
Where?
1039
01:16:00,756 --> 01:16:01,723
Show me.
1040
01:16:14,469 --> 01:16:22,433
10? No. How about 20?
Okay. It's a deal.
1041
01:16:23,545 --> 01:16:25,308
Shut up!
Let's do it.
1042
01:16:34,289 --> 01:16:36,154
Don't shoot, man!
1043
01:16:37,859 --> 01:16:39,588
Hey, we're sorry. Chill.
1044
01:16:39,695 --> 01:16:41,545
I'm sorry, just take the girl.
We don't want the girl.
1045
01:16:41,645 --> 01:16:43,914
We just, we do movies, man.
We love to make movies.
1046
01:16:44,014 --> 01:16:45,193
Yeah, yeah, movies.
1047
01:16:46,068 --> 01:16:47,592
Don't get up, guys.
We gotta run.
1048
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,504
Fuck, dude. That was intense.
1049
01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:59,207
Okay. We're okay.
1050
01:17:05,087 --> 01:17:08,079
Next time bring
some candy asshole.
1051
01:17:09,725 --> 01:17:13,674
Mr. Hauser? I told you Fallaf
was not a good idea, didn't I?
1052
01:17:13,774 --> 01:17:16,845
It's a no-go zone.
And you went.
1053
01:17:16,945 --> 01:17:18,399
That was not a good idea.
1054
01:17:29,511 --> 01:17:30,268
Get down!
1055
01:17:33,714 --> 01:17:34,471
Go.
1056
01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,756
Could you please try
to call Natalie again?
1057
01:17:48,897 --> 01:17:50,545
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1058
01:17:50,645 --> 01:17:52,646
What, my English
not so good?
1059
01:17:52,746 --> 01:17:54,224
Come on.
I love you.
1060
01:17:56,638 --> 01:17:59,072
Come on here.
Come on here.
1061
01:18:10,185 --> 01:18:12,710
Get down, get down!
1062
01:18:18,293 --> 01:18:19,260
Get up.
1063
01:18:39,614 --> 01:18:40,829
Hey, you in charge?
1064
01:18:40,929 --> 01:18:44,032
- Who the fuck's in charge?
- No one! I'm no one!
1065
01:18:44,132 --> 01:18:46,553
- What are you lookin' at, bitch?
- I'm no one!
1066
01:20:07,068 --> 01:20:10,128
A couple of quick announcements.
1067
01:20:10,705 --> 01:20:14,436
The panel discussion, the Redemptive
Power of the Hedge Fund Derivative...
1068
01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:17,242
has been moved to the mini ballroom.
1069
01:20:17,746 --> 01:20:21,238
Don't forget to go to the Meet
and Greet cocktail reception...
1070
01:20:21,783 --> 01:20:26,618
at the Tiki Room at five
and pick up your gift bags.
1071
01:20:27,022 --> 01:20:31,308
They've got a coffee mug
and a desert umbrella...
1072
01:20:31,408 --> 01:20:33,725
foam beer
Koozie and a...
1073
01:20:34,728 --> 01:20:37,243
autographed copy
from you know who...
1074
01:20:37,343 --> 01:20:41,200
of "How I Conquered the World and
Worked Out Issues With My Dad".
1075
01:21:34,089 --> 01:21:35,113
Take care of the kid.
1076
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:38,257
'Cause I might have to go too.
1077
01:21:42,597 --> 01:21:43,689
You don't have to.
1078
01:21:45,967 --> 01:21:46,797
Yes, I do.
1079
01:23:20,628 --> 01:23:21,458
Natalie.
1080
01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:25,524
I saw your face and
creation held its breath.
1081
01:23:26,201 --> 01:23:27,463
I'm coming.
1082
01:23:31,906 --> 01:23:33,874
No, no, no...
1083
01:23:41,149 --> 01:23:43,933
Silly me. I was expecting
a beautiful woman.
1084
01:23:44,033 --> 01:23:44,781
Sorry.
1085
01:23:45,253 --> 01:23:45,981
Hauser...
1086
01:23:46,654 --> 01:23:49,088
Love does get one into
difficult situations.
1087
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,253
Somebody's gonna kill you.
1088
01:23:53,761 --> 01:23:54,785
It was supposed to be me.
1089
01:23:56,297 --> 01:23:57,525
Triple your security.
1090
01:23:58,833 --> 01:23:59,993
Stay off the streets.
1091
01:24:00,602 --> 01:24:03,036
With a little skill you
may actually stay alive.
1092
01:24:15,784 --> 01:24:18,082
- How may I thank you?
- No need.
1093
01:24:26,194 --> 01:24:28,662
We're in a constant
state of war, Hauser.
1094
01:24:29,664 --> 01:24:31,712
We kill our brothers,
complete strangers...
1095
01:24:31,812 --> 01:24:32,960
the guilty and the innocent.
1096
01:24:34,637 --> 01:24:36,662
We are at war with
our own hearts.
1097
01:24:37,138 --> 01:24:39,936
Love is a cease-fire
that's destined to fail.
1098
01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:42,869
But, as I said...
1099
01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:46,213
it does get us into
tricky situations.
1100
01:24:48,616 --> 01:24:51,050
Sometimes the back
of a garbage truck.
1101
01:24:56,057 --> 01:24:58,890
The ultimate Chickenhawk
is roosting close-by.
1102
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:07,632
Good luck.
1103
01:25:20,949 --> 01:25:22,576
She says she's a bridesmaid.
1104
01:25:24,785 --> 01:25:27,913
- You got an extra dress?
- Yes.
1105
01:25:29,557 --> 01:25:30,819
For all of us at Tamerlane...
1106
01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:34,176
I extend a heartfelt
good luck and God bless...
1107
01:25:34,276 --> 01:25:35,695
whoever that god may be.
1108
01:25:36,197 --> 01:25:38,563
To our happy young couple.
Shalom.
1109
01:25:40,335 --> 01:25:41,058
Shit.
1110
01:26:05,059 --> 01:26:07,118
We have someone to do
your hair and makeup.
1111
01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:09,495
I could do this.
1112
01:26:10,198 --> 01:26:11,665
Sit down!
1113
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,158
Clean yourself!
1114
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:22,732
We gotta go to the viceroy.
Where the hell is Hauser?
1115
01:26:24,245 --> 01:26:25,007
Asshole.
1116
01:26:27,682 --> 01:26:28,439
All right.
1117
01:26:32,253 --> 01:26:36,189
I am going to tell that bastard that
I want to go shopping in America.
1118
01:26:36,723 --> 01:26:39,749
And I never come back.
Can I stay with you?
1119
01:26:40,395 --> 01:26:42,590
Yes. Yes. Yes.
1120
01:26:57,378 --> 01:26:58,345
It's time.
1121
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:25,555
Where are you?
I wanna see you.
1122
01:27:25,655 --> 01:27:28,188
Hauser. I'm about to
address the weddin'.
1123
01:27:28,288 --> 01:27:30,176
You're just gonna have
to wait 'til I'm done.
1124
01:27:30,678 --> 01:27:31,906
I've waited long enough.
1125
01:27:48,563 --> 01:27:49,655
Hauser.
1126
01:27:50,898 --> 01:27:54,664
Hello, Walken.
You look fabulous.
1127
01:27:55,336 --> 01:27:56,735
How did you know?
1128
01:27:57,338 --> 01:27:59,183
Where else would you be?
1129
01:27:59,283 --> 01:28:01,389
And going to the
Viceroy in five...
1130
01:28:01,489 --> 01:28:04,001
four, three, two...
1131
01:28:04,812 --> 01:28:07,163
Wonderful opportunities
here, Hauser.
1132
01:28:07,263 --> 01:28:11,548
As long as these towel-heads don't
look up freedom in the dictionary.
1133
01:28:11,653 --> 01:28:16,507
To use one of your own homespun colloquialisms
let's cut the shit, shall we?
1134
01:28:16,607 --> 01:28:17,806
That is your viceroy?
1135
01:28:17,906 --> 01:28:20,554
You know what your problem is, Hauser?
You're a moralist.
1136
01:28:20,662 --> 01:28:23,514
That's why you're so
much fun to fuck with.
1137
01:28:23,614 --> 01:28:28,148
War is the improvement of
investments by other means.
1138
01:28:28,248 --> 01:28:32,570
For dummies. The USA is a
subdivision of Tamerlane.
1139
01:28:32,674 --> 01:28:36,121
Democracy, the war on
terror, the war on drugs...
1140
01:28:36,221 --> 01:28:39,338
these are all focus group
slogans for Tamerlane.
1141
01:28:39,447 --> 01:28:44,578
You murdered my wife.
And I'm here to kill you for that.
1142
01:28:44,685 --> 01:28:48,746
You were such a superb
killing machine, Hauser.
1143
01:28:48,856 --> 01:28:49,823
What happened to you?
1144
01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:52,560
You've had a whole week to kill Omar.
1145
01:28:53,061 --> 01:28:57,178
Of course I could have liquidated you
after you thought you'd killed me.
1146
01:28:57,278 --> 01:29:00,814
Right after I tried to kiss you and
you threw me in the garbage truck.
1147
01:29:00,914 --> 01:29:05,703
It's gonna be hard to torture
someone who's mostly dead.
1148
01:29:06,908 --> 01:29:08,671
But I'm gonna try...
1149
01:29:10,645 --> 01:29:11,759
to enjoy it.
1150
01:29:11,859 --> 01:29:16,249
But, by killing the woman
and kidnapping the girl...
1151
01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:17,181
Oh, my God.
1152
01:29:17,285 --> 01:29:19,001
...that was so much more satisfying.
1153
01:29:19,101 --> 01:29:21,715
I left you in a state
of constant agony.
1154
01:29:21,823 --> 01:29:26,226
You ever wonder what the ideology
of vibrio cholerae bacterium...
1155
01:29:26,327 --> 01:29:31,811
or the system of Yersinia pestis the
bacteria that causes bubonic plague.
1156
01:29:31,911 --> 01:29:33,127
I'll tell you, Hauser.
1157
01:29:33,868 --> 01:29:35,426
Perpetuation.
1158
01:29:35,970 --> 01:29:38,029
An infinite succession of generations.
1159
01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:40,334
Immortality on the installment plan.
1160
01:29:40,441 --> 01:29:42,624
I wish I had that
sort of esprit d'corps.
1161
01:29:42,724 --> 01:29:44,645
That bacterial team spirit.
1162
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:49,746
Talk about legacy.
Talk about empire.
1163
01:29:50,785 --> 01:29:54,346
You're gonna tell me
what you did with her...
1164
01:29:56,524 --> 01:29:57,991
then I'm gonna kill you again.
1165
01:29:58,626 --> 01:30:00,821
- Do you understand, old man?
- Don't you get it?
1166
01:30:01,662 --> 01:30:03,027
Your daughter happens...
1167
01:30:07,602 --> 01:30:09,035
Shut it down!
1168
01:30:10,538 --> 01:30:12,165
Your daughter, Hauser.
1169
01:30:16,878 --> 01:30:24,250
Your daughter is about to be married.
And, Daddy you're the father of the bride.
1170
01:30:28,289 --> 01:30:31,087
God, that's a
conversation stopper.
1171
01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:34,751
Well, you just sit back
and enjoy the show.
1172
01:30:35,563 --> 01:30:38,123
You must be a real proud daddy.
1173
01:30:41,002 --> 01:30:42,060
Here she comes.
1174
01:30:46,340 --> 01:30:48,706
Ain't you the proudest daddy?
Look at that.
1175
01:30:49,076 --> 01:30:50,168
She turned out good.
1176
01:30:50,578 --> 01:30:54,810
She looks good in that white dress
and those little white boots.
1177
01:30:59,053 --> 01:31:01,749
A white dress
and white boots.
1178
01:31:07,195 --> 01:31:08,025
Oh, look at that.
1179
01:31:08,596 --> 01:31:10,947
Don't you think the little
whore turned out well?
1180
01:31:11,047 --> 01:31:14,548
I promised her Daddy would
be here. And here you are.
1181
01:31:14,648 --> 01:31:15,432
Shoot him!
1182
01:31:16,270 --> 01:31:18,101
The father of the bride!
1183
01:31:46,667 --> 01:31:48,726
Hauser!
Where are you, Hauser?
1184
01:31:49,604 --> 01:31:52,585
Come on, fight me like a dude.
Face me Hauser.
1185
01:31:52,685 --> 01:31:53,619
Come on!
1186
01:31:53,719 --> 01:31:56,404
I can control all of
this with my eyes.
1187
01:32:35,816 --> 01:32:36,610
Yonica!
1188
01:32:38,819 --> 01:32:40,081
- Yonica.
- Shut the fuck up!
1189
01:32:41,489 --> 01:32:43,218
- Yonica. Yonica.
- Shut the fuck up! Shut up.
1190
01:32:45,993 --> 01:32:46,925
Get done, come on.
1191
01:32:47,728 --> 01:32:51,778
Dearly beloved, friends,
believers and infidels.
1192
01:32:51,878 --> 01:32:53,424
We are gathered here today...
1193
01:32:54,101 --> 01:32:58,021
to join together in holy
matrimony this man and this...
1194
01:32:58,121 --> 01:33:01,336
Yonica! Yonica!
1195
01:33:01,442 --> 01:33:02,201
Hauser!
1196
01:33:09,050 --> 01:33:12,542
You can't do this.
I won't let you.
1197
01:33:14,755 --> 01:33:15,881
I'm your father.
1198
01:33:19,327 --> 01:33:20,084
Catch him.
1199
01:33:24,698 --> 01:33:25,494
It's me.
1200
01:33:27,702 --> 01:33:29,932
I've loved you since the
minute you were born.
1201
01:33:30,538 --> 01:33:31,732
I will kill you!
1202
01:33:41,148 --> 01:33:42,274
It's gonna be okay.
1203
01:33:58,499 --> 01:34:00,467
We're gonna be a family again.
1204
01:34:18,619 --> 01:34:21,952
Come on!
1205
01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:34,516
Yonica, Yonica.
1206
01:34:34,616 --> 01:34:35,762
Let go of that!
Don't do that.
1207
01:34:37,304 --> 01:34:38,771
What's going on?
1208
01:34:42,743 --> 01:34:43,537
Go, go, go, go, go!
1209
01:34:43,812 --> 01:34:44,676
Go, go, go!
1210
01:34:51,652 --> 01:34:55,179
Get me back to the bunker.
Headset.
1211
01:34:56,257 --> 01:34:57,690
Get me a tomahawk.
1212
01:34:58,792 --> 01:35:00,677
Blow this whole fuckin' place to shit.
1213
01:35:00,777 --> 01:35:01,538
Yes, sir.
1214
01:35:01,638 --> 01:35:04,792
Terrorists at the weddin'.
We've got 'em cornered.
1215
01:35:05,499 --> 01:35:07,490
So close to the bunker
could be dangerous, sir.
1216
01:35:08,402 --> 01:35:10,495
Haven't you heard of
a surgical strike?
1217
01:35:12,473 --> 01:35:14,168
- Launch it.
- Firing two-one.
1218
01:35:28,289 --> 01:35:30,655
Viceroy coming through.
Viceroy coming through.
1219
01:35:32,593 --> 01:35:34,652
You should have let
me finish the job!
1220
01:35:49,777 --> 01:35:52,696
Tamerlane weapons are
precision-guided...
1221
01:35:52,796 --> 01:35:54,680
to minimize
collateral damage.
1222
01:35:55,616 --> 01:35:59,347
Not only is our technology the
most advanced in the world...
1223
01:35:59,487 --> 01:36:02,536
but also with a smart
missile system...
1224
01:36:02,636 --> 01:36:05,504
we can launch a matchstick
in Milwaukee...
1225
01:36:05,604 --> 01:36:09,325
and stick it up the ass
of termite in Tehran.
1226
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:26,974
Shit happens.
1227
01:36:36,757 --> 01:36:37,815
This blows.
1228
01:36:39,493 --> 01:36:42,587
"Killer, Whores and Jackals.
Behind Brand USA".
1229
01:36:42,696 --> 01:36:43,579
Good title, huh?
1230
01:36:43,679 --> 01:36:44,513
It's a little wordy.
1231
01:36:44,613 --> 01:36:45,690
Vehicle from the front!
1232
01:36:48,235 --> 01:36:49,725
All right, that's it! Hold it!
1233
01:36:53,574 --> 01:36:57,169
We are going to honeymoon.
1234
01:36:59,146 --> 01:37:01,546
Dude, it's the newlyweds!
1235
01:37:01,650 --> 01:37:02,465
Hey! Stand down!
1236
01:37:02,565 --> 01:37:07,112
Yonica, congratulations.
Your chariot's right this way.
1237
01:37:07,655 --> 01:37:08,553
Thank you.
1238
01:37:09,223 --> 01:37:11,987
- I have your poster on my wall.
- No, he's lyin'. It's my wall.
1239
01:37:12,526 --> 01:37:14,653
I used to... no. Bye.
1240
01:37:29,243 --> 01:37:30,471
Run, run, run.
1241
01:37:31,011 --> 01:37:31,978
Run, run, run.
1242
01:37:35,749 --> 01:37:37,580
I cannot fucking believe this.
1243
01:37:39,787 --> 01:37:43,707
Yonica, I know I saved you but I don't
want you putting me up on a pedestal.
1244
01:37:43,807 --> 01:37:45,506
I'm just a person, just a man.
1245
01:37:45,606 --> 01:37:47,026
Are you crazy? Where have you been?
1246
01:37:47,995 --> 01:37:50,725
- You are a fucking asshole, you know?
- Oh, I feel much better.
1247
01:37:51,632 --> 01:37:52,826
Go. Turn this thing on!
1248
01:37:58,372 --> 01:38:01,353
So you don't want her to
be an assassin like you.
1249
01:38:01,453 --> 01:38:03,922
Well, don't worry because
I want to be like you.
1250
01:38:04,022 --> 01:38:05,535
- Yonica, don't be so sarcastic.
- I'm not.
1251
01:38:07,414 --> 01:38:09,905
- Where are we going?
- I don't know.
1252
01:38:10,451 --> 01:38:11,767
What do you mean, I don't know?
1253
01:38:11,867 --> 01:38:13,501
When I said I don't know,
it means I don't know.
1254
01:38:13,601 --> 01:38:15,215
- GuideStar!
- Welcome back, Mr. Hauser.
1255
01:38:15,322 --> 01:38:17,313
I can book you an hotel,
make you a dinner reservation.
1256
01:38:17,424 --> 01:38:18,639
You wanna just be spontaneous?
1257
01:38:18,739 --> 01:38:22,011
Spontaneous? It's Memorial Day
weekend, what if everything's full?
1258
01:38:22,111 --> 01:38:23,980
It's not gonna be full.
Jerry, am I right?
1259
01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:25,611
Don't get Jerry involved in this.
1260
01:38:25,711 --> 01:38:27,516
Would you two stop fighting?
1261
01:38:27,616 --> 01:38:29,418
We're not fighting.
We're just discussing.
1262
01:38:29,518 --> 01:38:31,388
- It be sounding like fighting.
- Now she hates fighting.
1263
01:38:31,488 --> 01:38:33,269
Well, what do you expect?
Look at her father!
1264
01:38:33,374 --> 01:38:35,388
This is the former vice
president speaking.
1265
01:38:35,488 --> 01:38:38,896
In response to the cowardly
and unprovoked terrorist...
1266
01:38:38,996 --> 01:38:40,695
attack on the Emerald
City mall...
1267
01:38:40,795 --> 01:38:44,465
Tamerlane is pleased to announce
that it has been awarded the contract...
1268
01:38:44,565 --> 01:38:46,280
to preemptively strike Ugikistan...
1269
01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:49,435
which intelligence has
confirmed is behind this...
1270
01:38:49,535 --> 01:38:51,457
and hundreds of other
attacks in Turaqistan.
1271
01:38:51,992 --> 01:38:55,541
America cannot stand idly by and
allow hostile foreign powers...
1272
01:38:55,641 --> 01:38:57,460
to meddle in Turaqi affairs.
1273
01:38:57,865 --> 01:38:59,682
Intelligence has also conclusively stated...
1274
01:38:59,782 --> 01:39:03,119
that the Ugikis are developing
a nuclear arsenal...
1275
01:39:03,219 --> 01:39:06,866
and we cannot let the smoking gun come
in the form of a mushroom cloud.