2 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:03,320 Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man? 3 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:10,127 Oh, hey, John! Over here! 4 00:01:10,211 --> 00:01:13,089 Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport. 5 00:01:13,171 --> 00:01:14,968 Attention, all passengers. 6 00:01:15,051 --> 00:01:16,962 Do not leave your baggage unattended. 7 00:01:17,051 --> 00:01:19,611 All unattended baggage is subject to search... 8 00:01:19,691 --> 00:01:21,922 Yay! 9 00:01:22,012 --> 00:01:23,808 We're so happy! 10 00:01:23,891 --> 00:01:25,085 Look at this! 11 00:01:25,171 --> 00:01:26,445 What's happening, man? 12 00:01:26,531 --> 00:01:27,805 Good to see you, buddy. 13 00:01:27,891 --> 00:01:29,324 How you doing? I'm good, man. 14 00:01:29,451 --> 00:01:30,440 Yes, you are. 15 00:01:31,131 --> 00:01:32,200 How long has it been, man? 16 00:01:32,331 --> 00:01:33,447 Sometime in the last... 17 00:01:33,532 --> 00:01:35,488 Inside of a year or something. Yeah. 18 00:01:35,572 --> 00:01:37,085 I have the best weekend ever planned, man. 19 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,682 Lay it on me. Ooh! I don't want to ruin it. 20 00:01:39,972 --> 00:01:41,485 Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go. Hey. 21 00:01:41,572 --> 00:01:42,925 How's it going, man? Yeah, good. 22 00:01:43,052 --> 00:01:45,772 So, you, like, always play, like, the same guy in every movie. 23 00:01:45,853 --> 00:01:47,571 When are you gonna do some, like, real acting, man? 24 00:01:47,653 --> 00:01:48,642 Okay, thank you. 25 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:50,724 Give me something. Give me, like, the laugh, man. 26 00:01:50,813 --> 00:01:52,132 Give me the Seth Rogen laugh. 27 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,602 Seth Rogen, everybody. 28 00:01:54,693 --> 00:01:57,970 All right, I've landed. I'm here. We've said our hellos. 29 00:01:58,054 --> 00:02:01,046 Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.? 30 00:02:01,494 --> 00:02:02,643 Oh. 31 00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:05,805 I would... I would love to. I'm on a... 32 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,406 I can't really eat that stuff right now. 33 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:08,761 I'm on a, uh... What? 34 00:02:08,853 --> 00:02:09,842 I'm on this cleanse. 35 00:02:09,934 --> 00:02:11,652 You're... You're on a what? 36 00:02:11,734 --> 00:02:12,962 I'm on a cleanse. 37 00:02:15,054 --> 00:02:17,010 What? It's good for you. 38 00:02:17,094 --> 00:02:18,732 I didn't know... You're supposed to take six shits a day. 39 00:02:18,814 --> 00:02:20,247 That's not true. It is true! 40 00:02:20,294 --> 00:02:21,807 You're supposed to shit twice a day. No. 41 00:02:21,894 --> 00:02:23,533 That's not true. That's what they used to think. 42 00:02:23,615 --> 00:02:25,890 Now they know you're supposed to shit six times a day. 43 00:02:25,975 --> 00:02:28,535 So you're not drinking. You're not smoking weed. You're not... 44 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:31,408 No, no, I'm drinking and smoking weed. But... 45 00:02:31,495 --> 00:02:33,167 I'm on a cleanse. I'm not psychotic. 46 00:02:33,255 --> 00:02:35,008 Look, man, if you stopped eating gluten, 47 00:02:35,096 --> 00:02:37,166 you'd feel way fucking better all day. 48 00:02:37,256 --> 00:02:39,167 Whenever you feel shitty, that's 'cause of gluten. 49 00:02:39,256 --> 00:02:40,371 That's not true. It is. 50 00:02:40,496 --> 00:02:42,487 Who the fuck told you not to eat gluten? It's just true. 51 00:02:42,576 --> 00:02:44,168 You don't even know what gluten is. 52 00:02:44,256 --> 00:02:45,484 I know what fucking gluten is. 53 00:02:45,616 --> 00:02:46,810 No, you have no idea what gluten is. 54 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:47,886 I do know what gluten is. 55 00:02:47,977 --> 00:02:49,489 Gluten's a vague term. 56 00:02:49,576 --> 00:02:52,648 It's something that's used to categorize things that are bad, you know? 57 00:02:52,736 --> 00:02:55,375 Calories, that's a gluten. Fat, that's a gluten. 58 00:02:55,456 --> 00:02:58,493 Somebody just told you you probably shouldn't eat gluten, 59 00:02:58,576 --> 00:03:00,249 you're like, "Oh, I guess I shouldn't eat gluten. " 60 00:03:00,337 --> 00:03:02,487 Gluten means bad shit, man, and I'm not eating it. 61 00:03:03,697 --> 00:03:05,016 Mmm! 62 00:03:05,297 --> 00:03:06,446 Mmm-hmm. Oh! 63 00:03:06,537 --> 00:03:07,526 God! 64 00:03:07,817 --> 00:03:10,285 Each bite is better than the previous bite. 65 00:03:10,377 --> 00:03:11,969 It is. Gluten! 66 00:03:12,538 --> 00:03:13,687 Hey, this looks beautiful. 67 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:15,211 Yeah. Do you like it? I totally redid it. 68 00:03:15,298 --> 00:03:16,287 It's fucking awesome. 69 00:03:16,378 --> 00:03:17,572 It's all new. Those are new. 70 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,290 God damn, son! It's pretty nice, huh? 71 00:03:19,338 --> 00:03:21,568 So this is how the other half lives. 72 00:03:21,698 --> 00:03:23,370 Come on. Amazing. 73 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,370 Air hockey tables. Jesus Murphy! 74 00:03:25,459 --> 00:03:27,017 Right? Okay, get ready, Jay. 75 00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:28,054 What? 76 00:03:28,139 --> 00:03:29,174 I have a little surprise for you. 77 00:03:29,259 --> 00:03:30,214 Okay. 78 00:03:30,299 --> 00:03:32,573 Here's the best weekend you ever had in your life. Oh! 79 00:03:34,098 --> 00:03:35,213 Look at it, man. 80 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,890 Oh, my... Are you serious? 81 00:03:36,978 --> 00:03:38,094 It's all of your favorite things. 82 00:03:38,139 --> 00:03:41,575 Starburst and Airheads on a... Yeah. 83 00:03:41,659 --> 00:03:42,614 And it says "Jay. " 84 00:03:42,699 --> 00:03:44,417 In joints. In joints. 85 00:03:44,499 --> 00:03:46,376 It says "Jay" in jays. 86 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:50,689 Seth Rogen, you are just the best people. 87 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:53,169 Come on, I know you don't love it in LA, so I figure I'll make it... 88 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:55,649 You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit. 89 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:57,731 It eases the transition. Yeah, right? 90 00:03:57,860 --> 00:03:59,418 This is the much-needed foreplay. 91 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,489 You know what else I got? 92 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:01,774 Yo, this... 93 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,294 A 3-D television. No, you didn't... 94 00:04:03,381 --> 00:04:05,258 I got a 3-D TV. Are you serious? 95 00:04:06,461 --> 00:04:08,736 Oh, my God. I did it, man. 96 00:04:08,821 --> 00:04:10,049 What? 97 00:04:10,141 --> 00:04:11,620 Let's get into it. 98 00:04:11,701 --> 00:04:13,373 Oh, my God, bud. 99 00:04:13,501 --> 00:04:14,934 It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe. 100 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,249 Damn, no shit. 101 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,497 Hello, little hobbit. 102 00:04:18,581 --> 00:04:20,936 Spark my ganja. Yeah. 103 00:04:23,341 --> 00:04:25,696 I'm a well-known homosexual advocate. 104 00:04:25,781 --> 00:04:27,932 # Backstreet's back, all right 105 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:36,378 # Hey, hey, yeah, well 106 00:04:36,822 --> 00:04:38,460 # Everybody Rock your body 107 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:41,017 # Everybody # Everybody 108 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:43,537 # Rock your body right # Rock your body 109 00:04:43,623 --> 00:04:45,454 # Everybody! 110 00:04:45,543 --> 00:04:46,976 # Backstreet's back... # 111 00:04:47,063 --> 00:04:49,293 Oh, my eyes feel like they're melting. 112 00:04:49,383 --> 00:04:50,452 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 113 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:51,982 I need a break. 114 00:04:52,784 --> 00:04:54,058 Oh. You know what, actually? 115 00:04:54,144 --> 00:04:55,975 We should go to Franco's house soon. 116 00:04:56,064 --> 00:04:57,291 He's having a housewarming party. 117 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:58,822 He just finished building his house. 118 00:04:58,903 --> 00:04:59,892 I haven't even seen it yet, 119 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:01,814 but it's supposed to be bonkers. 120 00:05:01,903 --> 00:05:03,097 I haven't been in LA in, like, a year, 121 00:05:03,183 --> 00:05:06,460 and I came here to chill with you. 122 00:05:06,544 --> 00:05:08,660 We can chill together, and we'll chill with those other guys. 123 00:05:08,744 --> 00:05:10,655 We'll all chill as one big unit. 124 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,143 Will I even know anybody there? 125 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,259 You know James Franco. 126 00:05:13,344 --> 00:05:15,653 James Franco doesn't even know my name. 127 00:05:15,744 --> 00:05:16,938 Jonah Hill will be there. 128 00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:18,504 Can't stand him. He can't stand me. 129 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,304 He's, like, the nicest guy in the world! He likes you so much. 130 00:05:21,385 --> 00:05:23,182 He specifically talks about how he likes you. 131 00:05:23,265 --> 00:05:24,414 Out of nowhere, he just said, "You know what? 132 00:05:24,505 --> 00:05:25,540 "Jay's an inspiration. " 133 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,264 There's no way he said that. Also, just can't stand him. 134 00:05:28,345 --> 00:05:29,938 Okay, fine. Craig Robinson. 135 00:05:30,026 --> 00:05:31,015 Never met him. 136 00:05:31,106 --> 00:05:32,505 He's hilarious. 137 00:05:32,626 --> 00:05:34,662 Sweats a lot, but he's a great guy. 138 00:05:34,746 --> 00:05:36,259 So it's gonna be fun, man. 139 00:05:36,866 --> 00:05:39,743 For you, I will go. 140 00:05:39,825 --> 00:05:42,386 I promise, I'll stay with you all night, okay? 141 00:05:42,466 --> 00:05:45,697 I won't ditch you. No, 'cause I want to be with you all night. 142 00:05:45,786 --> 00:05:47,936 And you know why else? 143 00:05:48,026 --> 00:05:50,381 'Cause nobody puts Jay in the corner. 144 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:02,901 Awesome. 145 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:03,942 Wow! 146 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:05,659 Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Cool. 147 00:06:05,787 --> 00:06:07,267 Thanks a lot, eh? Thanks a lot. 148 00:06:07,348 --> 00:06:08,383 Okay, man. 149 00:06:08,948 --> 00:06:10,506 Holy shit. 150 00:06:11,228 --> 00:06:12,707 Wow! 151 00:06:13,668 --> 00:06:15,181 This is crazy! 152 00:06:15,268 --> 00:06:17,543 Yeah? Yeah, man, right? 153 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,745 Look at it. A bit much. 154 00:06:19,829 --> 00:06:21,262 I don't think it is a bit much. 155 00:06:21,349 --> 00:06:22,576 I think it's right on the money. 156 00:06:22,668 --> 00:06:24,181 What is he, Pablo Escobar? 157 00:06:24,268 --> 00:06:25,542 Come on, man, this is an awesome street. 158 00:06:25,628 --> 00:06:27,300 Channing Tatum lives up there. 159 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,140 Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about... 160 00:06:29,268 --> 00:06:30,337 This is the sexiest street in America. 161 00:06:30,428 --> 00:06:31,543 You and Channing Tatum. 162 00:06:31,628 --> 00:06:32,903 I think he's attractive. 163 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,180 I think it's a cool house. I know you do. 164 00:06:36,269 --> 00:06:37,782 I can't wait to see inside it. 165 00:06:37,869 --> 00:06:39,461 That's why I'm excited. 166 00:06:39,549 --> 00:06:43,258 Ha-ha! Yes! What's up, man? Seth! 167 00:06:43,349 --> 00:06:45,261 So happy you're here. I'm so happy to be here. 168 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:46,578 Hey, Johnny, what's up? 169 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:48,103 It's Jay. It's Jay. 170 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,545 I'll never forget it again, man. Good to see you. 171 00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:52,348 Nice to see you. Come on in. Yeah! Yeah, great. 172 00:06:52,430 --> 00:06:54,660 Check it out. My new place! 173 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,468 Awesome, man! 174 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:57,706 Designed it myself. 175 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,544 Really cool. This place is beautiful, man. 176 00:07:00,631 --> 00:07:02,622 This place is like a piece of me. 177 00:07:02,711 --> 00:07:04,781 You two just stepped inside me. 178 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:07,944 You let us both cum inside you. Yeah. 179 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:10,750 Icing on the cake. Check it out. 180 00:07:11,511 --> 00:07:12,546 Painted them myself. 181 00:07:12,951 --> 00:07:13,940 Huh. 182 00:07:14,031 --> 00:07:15,942 Side by side. A team. 183 00:07:16,031 --> 00:07:17,066 Holy shit. 184 00:07:17,551 --> 00:07:19,269 So, is it weird? 185 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:21,307 No. You sure? 186 00:07:21,391 --> 00:07:23,064 I really like it. 187 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:24,267 What do you think, Jay? 188 00:07:24,352 --> 00:07:26,468 I'm not a big art guy. 189 00:07:26,552 --> 00:07:27,826 You don't like art? 190 00:07:27,912 --> 00:07:29,789 Well, come on... 191 00:07:29,872 --> 00:07:31,783 You play video games? Yes. 192 00:07:31,872 --> 00:07:33,908 Well, guess what, buddy? You like art. 193 00:07:33,992 --> 00:07:34,982 Yep. 194 00:07:35,073 --> 00:07:36,188 You ever been to Subway? 195 00:07:36,273 --> 00:07:37,308 Yes. 196 00:07:37,393 --> 00:07:38,792 You order a sandwich? 197 00:07:38,873 --> 00:07:40,989 Somebody put that together for you, dude. That's art. 198 00:07:41,073 --> 00:07:42,142 Sandwich artist. 199 00:07:42,233 --> 00:07:43,461 So, let me lay this on you, Jay. 200 00:07:43,553 --> 00:07:44,542 Oh, fuck. 201 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:45,827 Your mama's pussy was the canvas. 202 00:07:45,913 --> 00:07:47,666 Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. 203 00:07:47,754 --> 00:07:49,744 Boom. You're the art. Huh? 204 00:07:50,673 --> 00:07:52,265 Thanks, James Franco. You got it. 205 00:07:52,353 --> 00:07:53,832 Seth! Mindy, hello. 206 00:07:53,913 --> 00:07:55,505 Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too. 207 00:07:55,593 --> 00:07:56,821 Long time. How's it going? 208 00:07:56,913 --> 00:07:59,188 You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you. 209 00:07:59,273 --> 00:08:00,912 You were so good in Million Dollar Baby. 210 00:08:01,034 --> 00:08:03,025 That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that. 211 00:08:03,114 --> 00:08:05,025 Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight, 212 00:08:05,154 --> 00:08:07,110 I'm gonna blow my brains out. What? 213 00:08:07,194 --> 00:08:09,389 Fucking pale, 110 pounds, 214 00:08:09,474 --> 00:08:12,945 hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind... 215 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:15,265 You can do a lot better. That's just trouble. 216 00:08:15,355 --> 00:08:18,904 So, Ri-Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist? 217 00:08:18,995 --> 00:08:20,189 Um... 218 00:08:23,635 --> 00:08:25,274 That's not cool. Don't touch my butt, bitch. 219 00:08:25,436 --> 00:08:27,472 Michael, that's not cool. Would you shut the fuck up, Jason! 220 00:08:27,556 --> 00:08:29,433 We're playing a game, man. 221 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,672 Say cheese, baby. 222 00:08:33,035 --> 00:08:34,468 What's up, buddy? How's it going, dude? 223 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:35,749 Good to see you, man. 224 00:08:35,835 --> 00:08:37,394 Is that Jay Baruchel? Hi, there. Hey. 225 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,545 Oh, my God, get in here, dude. 226 00:08:38,636 --> 00:08:40,228 How's it going, Jonah? What are you doing? 227 00:08:40,316 --> 00:08:42,546 Good. How you doing, buddy? Oh, my gosh. 228 00:08:42,636 --> 00:08:44,672 Welcome back. Thank you very much. 229 00:08:44,756 --> 00:08:46,633 When'd you get in? Uh, this morning, 230 00:08:46,716 --> 00:08:48,547 and boy, are my arms tired. 231 00:08:50,157 --> 00:08:51,351 Dude, that's great. 232 00:08:51,437 --> 00:08:52,426 Thank you. Sick. 233 00:08:52,517 --> 00:08:54,030 What have you guys been doing? 234 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,948 Oh, we just hung out all day. 235 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:59,950 Ate a bunch of dirty burgers, and smoked about a fucking pound of weed 236 00:09:00,037 --> 00:09:01,436 and played a bunch of video games. 237 00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:03,748 Weed is tight. Weed is tight. That's awesome. 238 00:09:03,838 --> 00:09:05,032 That's awesome. Weed is awesome. 239 00:09:05,118 --> 00:09:07,473 It was like the golfing sequence in Navy SEALs. 240 00:09:07,558 --> 00:09:09,594 Sick reference, though, bro. Oh, thanks, bud. 241 00:09:09,678 --> 00:09:11,828 Dude, your references are out of control. Everyone knows that. 242 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,510 Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous. 243 00:09:13,597 --> 00:09:15,873 I would have been there in a heartbeat, 244 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:19,268 but, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel. 245 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,427 She's a really beautiful soul. 246 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,156 Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai? 247 00:09:22,238 --> 00:09:23,273 Yeah. How do you spell it? 248 00:09:23,358 --> 00:09:24,871 A - H - J - H - A - I. 249 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,113 A - H... 250 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:27,154 You want to see a picture of her? 251 00:09:27,239 --> 00:09:29,275 Oh, she's so sweet. Hey! 252 00:09:29,359 --> 00:09:30,587 Look at her. Aw! 253 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:32,351 She can't bark. She doesn't know how, so... 254 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,508 She doesn't know how to bark, even? 255 00:09:33,599 --> 00:09:34,588 She doesn't know how to bark, 256 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:36,271 so I've tried to teach her 257 00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:38,509 and she just kind of screams, and so she was up, 258 00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:41,273 had her face smushed against the cage, and was, like... 259 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,588 Ah! 260 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,879 Yeah, cool. Um... 261 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,835 Tell you what, boys, I'm kind of jonesing, 262 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,276 so I'm gonna find someone I can bum a smoke off of outside, all right? 263 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,119 That's tight, dude. Honestly, I like you. 264 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,190 Hey, likewise. 265 00:09:54,321 --> 00:09:55,720 Okay, dude, come back. 266 00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:58,633 I'll be right back. You're holding court. All right, boys. 267 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,912 Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress. 268 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,955 That was really good. 269 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,359 And honestly, he's your old friend. 270 00:10:04,441 --> 00:10:05,794 We're your new friends. He feels threatened. 271 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:06,870 Yeah, man. 272 00:10:07,001 --> 00:10:08,639 You know, and I get it. 273 00:10:08,721 --> 00:10:09,676 It's gonna be fine. 274 00:10:09,761 --> 00:10:11,114 I honestly think tonight's the night 275 00:10:11,201 --> 00:10:12,350 we bust this whole thing open. 276 00:10:12,441 --> 00:10:15,592 And I'm lucky. It's the same thing a lot, though. 277 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,320 It's, like, my TV wife opens the fridge, 278 00:10:17,402 --> 00:10:20,235 and is, like, "What happened to the birthday cake?" 279 00:10:20,322 --> 00:10:22,995 And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like, 280 00:10:23,082 --> 00:10:24,401 "What birthday cake?" 281 00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:26,074 'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah. 282 00:10:26,162 --> 00:10:27,356 'Cause you ate the cake! 283 00:10:27,442 --> 00:10:28,670 "It's my birthday. " 284 00:10:30,523 --> 00:10:33,083 That's why y'all number one. 'Cause of that. 285 00:10:33,443 --> 00:10:34,478 You're Jay, right? Yeah. 286 00:10:34,563 --> 00:10:35,552 Seth's boy? Yeah. 287 00:10:35,643 --> 00:10:36,917 How you doing, man? Good to see you. 288 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,072 Good. Likewise, likewise. 289 00:10:38,123 --> 00:10:40,113 I'm Craig, man. This is Emma. Hi. Hi, there. 290 00:10:40,442 --> 00:10:41,841 You just in town visiting him, or what? 291 00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:45,074 Yeah. Just for a little visit, you know. 292 00:10:45,163 --> 00:10:47,154 I try to not come down here very much. 293 00:10:47,243 --> 00:10:48,517 I don't really love it here. 294 00:10:48,603 --> 00:10:49,558 You don't like LA? 295 00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:53,431 I'm just not really into the LA lifestyle. 296 00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:55,238 What lifestyle are you into? 297 00:10:55,324 --> 00:10:57,838 Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right? 298 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,484 No, I'm not a hipster, at all. 299 00:11:00,564 --> 00:11:03,158 Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things, 300 00:11:03,244 --> 00:11:04,916 and the bottom of your pants are awful tight. 301 00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:08,839 No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster. 302 00:11:08,925 --> 00:11:11,155 I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved. 303 00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:12,234 I don't even... 304 00:11:12,325 --> 00:11:13,394 You like Forrest Gump? 305 00:11:13,485 --> 00:11:16,045 No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit. 306 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,195 "Life is like a box of chocolates," no? 307 00:11:18,325 --> 00:11:19,805 Yeah, no, I'm familiar with it. 308 00:11:20,886 --> 00:11:23,080 "You never know what you're gonna get. " 309 00:11:24,325 --> 00:11:26,998 Why don't we do a sequel to Pineapple Express? 310 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,478 I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple. 311 00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:29,554 Do you have any ideas, or... 312 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,237 I do have an idea. What? 313 00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:34,523 It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord, 314 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,562 you know, since we killed the other one, 315 00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:38,716 and he wants to assassinate Woody Harrelson, 316 00:11:38,846 --> 00:11:41,804 'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal, 317 00:11:41,886 --> 00:11:44,241 effectively rendering drug lords out of business. 318 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,164 Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome, 319 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,841 but we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet. 320 00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:50,201 I... I know. 321 00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:52,921 Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah. 322 00:11:53,007 --> 00:11:55,601 And I sacrifice myself for you. 323 00:11:55,687 --> 00:11:58,122 And he kills me, 324 00:11:58,208 --> 00:11:59,527 and I die for you. 325 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:03,245 And Danny fucking eats me. 326 00:12:03,368 --> 00:12:05,198 Why does he eat you? I don't know. 327 00:12:05,287 --> 00:12:07,801 I'm just trying to think of, like, the nastiest way to go. 328 00:12:07,887 --> 00:12:10,277 Yeah, he could eat you. Okay. That's a good idea, man. 329 00:12:10,368 --> 00:12:12,643 He's just out of his mind. He just, like, eats me. 330 00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:14,322 Hey, Chris. How's it going? 331 00:12:14,408 --> 00:12:16,364 Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh! 332 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,359 Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man? 333 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:20,006 That's expensive shit, motherfucker! 334 00:12:20,088 --> 00:12:21,157 What are you doing? 335 00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:23,604 I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking... 336 00:12:23,729 --> 00:12:25,606 Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time, 337 00:12:25,729 --> 00:12:26,718 'cause that's good fucking... 338 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:28,003 Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude. 339 00:12:28,049 --> 00:12:29,402 I don't know what... What is wrong with you, man? 340 00:12:29,489 --> 00:12:30,558 Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit. 341 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,082 I've never done this fucking drug before, man. 342 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,158 Mike, please. 343 00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:34,888 I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it. 344 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,688 Mike, no one... I'll be your guide. 345 00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:38,402 You're fine, Chris. You're fine. Is it on... 346 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:39,559 You got some in your mustache, baby. 347 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:40,685 What are you... Michael! 348 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:42,961 Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now. 349 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:45,120 We're gonna sing to all the ladies. 350 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,640 All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice. 351 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:53,728 # Take your panties off 352 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:55,643 # Take your panties off 353 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:59,006 # Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me 354 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:02,049 # Come on, Craig, can you fuck off for me? # 355 00:13:05,011 --> 00:13:06,729 I'll do one of them things. 356 00:13:07,331 --> 00:13:08,559 Like an angel. 357 00:13:08,691 --> 00:13:10,329 What about the host of the party? 358 00:13:10,411 --> 00:13:12,084 # I ain't got no panties on 359 00:13:12,732 --> 00:13:14,848 # He ain't got no panties, everybody! 360 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,650 # We ain't got no panties on 361 00:13:16,772 --> 00:13:20,170 # We ain't got no panties on 362 00:13:20,252 --> 00:13:22,482 # We ain't got no panties on 363 00:13:23,812 --> 00:13:25,565 # Ain't nobody got no panties on 364 00:13:25,653 --> 00:13:27,086 # We ain't got no panties on 365 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:28,566 # Ain't no party like a no-panty party 366 00:13:28,653 --> 00:13:30,006 # 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop 367 00:13:30,572 --> 00:13:32,244 # Fuck those panties 368 00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:33,811 # Fuck those... 369 00:13:33,892 --> 00:13:37,406 # Fuck those panties 370 00:13:37,493 --> 00:13:39,006 # Fuck those panties # 371 00:13:39,093 --> 00:13:40,321 What's not kid-friendly? 372 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,886 There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges. 373 00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,691 He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things. 374 00:13:43,813 --> 00:13:45,849 A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here. 375 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,651 That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall. 376 00:13:47,813 --> 00:13:49,725 Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day. 377 00:13:49,814 --> 00:13:52,408 Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah. 378 00:13:52,494 --> 00:13:54,485 Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes? 379 00:13:54,614 --> 00:13:55,649 Yeah. 380 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,326 There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe. 381 00:13:58,014 --> 00:13:59,367 You want to come with me? 382 00:13:59,494 --> 00:14:01,450 Give me this much time. That much joint time. 383 00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:03,929 Oh! 384 00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,812 Jesus! Hey, Jay. 385 00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:08,331 Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey? Go ahead. 386 00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:10,806 Nope, I'm... I sorry. 387 00:14:11,175 --> 00:14:13,404 Who wants a sip? Sip time. 388 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:26,645 You okay, man? 389 00:14:26,736 --> 00:14:28,408 It's nothing. It's just, you know, 390 00:14:28,496 --> 00:14:31,613 as soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do. 391 00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:34,011 What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass. 392 00:14:34,096 --> 00:14:36,894 I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man? 393 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,170 I did not ditch you. 394 00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:41,613 I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette. 395 00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:44,769 Well, you know, my cigarette was an excuse. 396 00:14:44,857 --> 00:14:46,927 I really went outside 'cause Jonah was being a prick. 397 00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:48,689 Jonah was not being a prick. 398 00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:50,290 If anything, you were kind of being a prick. 399 00:14:50,377 --> 00:14:51,936 Jonah's the nicest guy ever, man. 400 00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:54,737 Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness. 401 00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:55,807 Nobody's that nice. 402 00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:56,966 Jonah is that nice. 403 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,610 Serial killers are that nice. 404 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,608 Just answer me one question. 405 00:15:00,697 --> 00:15:02,972 Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured? 406 00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:04,286 Oh, for fuck's sake. 407 00:15:04,378 --> 00:15:06,414 I picture it looking like a little donut, 408 00:15:06,498 --> 00:15:08,090 like a little pink sprinkled donut. 409 00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:10,130 Oh, it's so bright in here. 410 00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:11,810 It is fucking bright. 411 00:15:11,898 --> 00:15:13,650 Oh, I'm so high. 412 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:17,175 There's so many delicious choices. What do I do? 413 00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:19,136 I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay. 414 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,971 Excuse me, would it be possible 415 00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:22,492 for my daughter to use your restroom? 416 00:15:22,579 --> 00:15:24,012 She's really got to go. 417 00:15:24,099 --> 00:15:26,488 Read the sign. Customers only. 418 00:15:26,579 --> 00:15:27,568 Seriously? 419 00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:30,299 Why the fuck you think I put up the sign? 420 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,132 It's okay, Dad. I can hold it. 421 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,728 Let's just buy something for your mother. 422 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:37,380 Yeah, well, I guess you better, huh? 423 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:39,211 This cash register lady is mean. 424 00:15:39,299 --> 00:15:41,017 I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me? 425 00:15:41,099 --> 00:15:42,533 When I'm stoned, I can't do this. 426 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,815 I think I'm just gonna head back to your place. 427 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,773 I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's. 428 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,289 Dude, I want you to get to know these guys. That's never gonna happen 429 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:53,292 if you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay? 430 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:54,939 I hate it in there. 431 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,615 I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed. 432 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,770 What about... 433 00:16:19,463 --> 00:16:21,215 What about me? 434 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:47,983 Are you okay? Are you okay? 435 00:16:48,064 --> 00:16:49,463 Did you just see that? 436 00:16:49,544 --> 00:16:50,863 What the hell? 437 00:16:52,224 --> 00:16:55,022 Oh, my God, Jesus, Jesus! Run, run, run! 438 00:16:56,304 --> 00:16:58,057 This way! Okay, okay, okay! 439 00:17:03,185 --> 00:17:04,902 Oh, my God! Oh, oh... 440 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,252 Oh, Jesus. 441 00:17:07,824 --> 00:17:08,939 Run! 442 00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:10,344 Jesus Christ! 443 00:17:10,705 --> 00:17:13,617 Why the fuck did you bring me down here? 444 00:17:15,865 --> 00:17:17,935 The fuck, Seth? I don't know what's happening! 445 00:17:19,225 --> 00:17:21,102 We're going back to Franco's. Why? 446 00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:24,101 Just run! Keep running! 447 00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:25,414 Oh, my fuck! 448 00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:29,256 We are going back to Franco's! 449 00:17:29,346 --> 00:17:30,415 Oh, God damn it. 450 00:17:32,026 --> 00:17:33,539 Jesus! Oh, shit! 451 00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:37,578 This way. We're almost there! We're so close! 452 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:43,856 Hey, you guys okay? 453 00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:45,062 Are you guys okay? 454 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,980 There was a crazy earthquake. Did you guys feel that? 455 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,466 That was insane. Fuck, no. 456 00:17:49,547 --> 00:17:50,536 We can't feel anything in here. 457 00:17:50,627 --> 00:17:52,299 This place is a fucking fortress. 458 00:17:52,387 --> 00:17:54,139 That wasn't an earthquake, man. 459 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:55,859 That was something way fucking crazier. No... 460 00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:56,936 What's crazier than an earthquake? 461 00:17:57,027 --> 00:18:00,464 There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky 462 00:18:00,548 --> 00:18:03,062 and people getting sucked up into the sky. 463 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,343 He's on hallucinogens. 464 00:18:05,428 --> 00:18:09,137 Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart. 465 00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,502 Keep going, man. What are you talking about? 466 00:18:11,909 --> 00:18:14,139 There were people, and they were there, 467 00:18:14,229 --> 00:18:16,823 and they got sucked up into the sky. 468 00:18:16,909 --> 00:18:18,706 Jay. Sucked up into the sky? 469 00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:20,347 Nobody got sucked up in here. 470 00:18:20,429 --> 00:18:22,420 I got sucked off here. 471 00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,863 No, okay, ask Seth. He was... 472 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:29,065 You were there. Tell them. 473 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,538 Seth, what the fuck's he talking about? 474 00:18:34,309 --> 00:18:37,222 I have no idea what he's talking about honestly. 475 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:40,063 Did anybody get sucked up into the sky? 476 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:41,185 I didn't see anything. 477 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,703 I don't know what he's talking about. 478 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,348 You were there with me. What are you saying? 479 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:47,388 All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished. 480 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,223 I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky. 481 00:18:49,311 --> 00:18:51,700 You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're... 482 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:52,826 It's not over! 483 00:18:52,911 --> 00:18:54,060 It's okay. Just relax. 484 00:18:54,511 --> 00:18:58,709 Everyone, it's all right. Just a little tremor. Party's still going. 485 00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,861 In-N-Out truck's coming in 10 minutes. 486 00:19:02,032 --> 00:19:03,909 - Yes. - Animal style! 487 00:19:04,032 --> 00:19:05,670 Oh, my fuck! 488 00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,589 - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - Move! Move! 489 00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:09,867 Move, move, move, move! This place is safe! 490 00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,704 This place is not safe! 491 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,065 Craig, where you going, man? 492 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,949 It's a fucking earthquake! Fuck! 493 00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,869 Move, move, move, come on! Get out of my way. Move, girl! 494 00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:19,142 - Oh, my God, Seth! - Oh, shit! 495 00:19:19,232 --> 00:19:20,631 Seth. What the fuck? 496 00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:24,062 Don't go on the grass, not everybody on the grass! 497 00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:36,106 What the fuck? 498 00:19:36,193 --> 00:19:37,672 Oh, God! 499 00:19:37,713 --> 00:19:39,306 What the fuck is happening? Paul! 500 00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:40,793 What's happening? 501 00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:43,593 All right, everybody, listen up. Listen up. 502 00:19:43,674 --> 00:19:46,347 Who took my fucking cell phone, man? 503 00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,994 Martin, empty your pockets! What? 504 00:19:49,114 --> 00:19:51,504 I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! 505 00:19:51,595 --> 00:19:53,426 Shut the fuck up! It's unbelievable! 506 00:19:53,515 --> 00:19:56,790 It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people. 507 00:19:56,914 --> 00:19:57,949 I've thrown it away. 508 00:19:58,034 --> 00:19:59,308 I didn't take your fucking cell phone. 509 00:19:59,354 --> 00:20:02,505 310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike... 510 00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:05,509 My face! 511 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,825 What's happening to me? What's happening? 512 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,268 Oh, my God! 513 00:20:22,196 --> 00:20:23,993 Oh, shit, that's embarrassing. 514 00:20:42,397 --> 00:20:43,386 Rihanna! 515 00:20:51,157 --> 00:20:52,192 Please give me your foot! 516 00:20:52,277 --> 00:20:53,676 Oh, my God! 517 00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:58,270 Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip! 518 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,711 It's too late for you! You're already in the hole! 519 00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:00,833 What the fuck are you talking about? 520 00:21:00,918 --> 00:21:01,953 Get the fuck out of my way! 521 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,912 Oh! 522 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:06,988 Sorry. 523 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,678 Karen! 524 00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:12,432 Seth, come on! Get in the house! Come on, Seth! 525 00:21:16,679 --> 00:21:18,750 Oh, my God, I'm gonna die! 526 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,232 Martin! 527 00:21:22,319 --> 00:21:24,514 Oh, shit! Kevin! Kevin! 528 00:21:24,599 --> 00:21:25,634 What the fuck? 529 00:21:25,759 --> 00:21:27,397 Geez, get the fuck off me, Aziz! 530 00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:29,755 Ow, ow, ow! 531 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,079 Fuck you, Kevin! 532 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,355 Oh, God, no, get your fucking hands off me! 533 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,714 Get your fucking... 534 00:21:49,401 --> 00:21:51,392 No! 535 00:21:51,481 --> 00:21:53,551 Jay, I can't hold on much longer. 536 00:21:53,641 --> 00:21:56,554 You have to reach out and grab me. You hear? 537 00:21:56,642 --> 00:22:00,351 Okay, uh, you take my hand, and I will swing you up. 538 00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:02,080 Are you sure? I'm gonna give you my whole weight. 539 00:22:02,202 --> 00:22:03,555 I'm gonna reach for you, all right? Yeah, yeah. 540 00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:05,393 Are you sure you can do that? 541 00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:06,709 I can grab you on three. 542 00:22:06,841 --> 00:22:08,399 One, two, three. 543 00:22:11,682 --> 00:22:12,671 All right, buddy. 544 00:22:12,762 --> 00:22:14,753 Now I'm gonna, I'm gonna swing across. 545 00:22:14,842 --> 00:22:15,877 I got you, buddy. 546 00:22:15,962 --> 00:22:17,395 You're gonna hold my weight, all of it. 547 00:22:17,522 --> 00:22:18,511 Okay, come on. 548 00:22:18,602 --> 00:22:20,593 You can hold on to my full weight? I can do it. 549 00:22:20,682 --> 00:22:21,638 I don't want to die. Okay. 550 00:22:21,723 --> 00:22:23,395 One, two... Two, three. 551 00:22:23,883 --> 00:22:25,111 No! 552 00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:29,154 No! No! 553 00:22:51,564 --> 00:22:53,236 Oh, man. 554 00:22:55,004 --> 00:22:56,198 Fuck. 555 00:23:06,405 --> 00:23:07,679 Holy shit! What happened? 556 00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:09,323 Jay, you're alive. Jay. 557 00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:10,758 Oh, thank God, Jay. I'm not dead yet. 558 00:23:10,845 --> 00:23:12,359 I told you guys not to go outside. 559 00:23:12,446 --> 00:23:13,481 What just happened? 560 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:14,919 Jesus Christ, they are all fucking dead. 561 00:23:15,006 --> 00:23:16,564 I told you guys not to run outside. 562 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:17,635 You all right? 563 00:23:17,726 --> 00:23:19,637 I tried to save Aziz. I tried. 564 00:23:19,726 --> 00:23:21,523 You did your best, man. I love you. 565 00:23:21,606 --> 00:23:23,882 Why the fuck did you guys run out there? 566 00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:25,520 You know what, James, can you lower your voice? 567 00:23:25,607 --> 00:23:26,801 You're freaking out Jay! 568 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,724 Maybe I'm a little freaked out, too! 569 00:23:28,847 --> 00:23:30,359 - He's not as strong as you. - They all fell in. 570 00:23:30,486 --> 00:23:32,602 - Look at my house! - I tried to save them. They all fell in. 571 00:23:32,766 --> 00:23:35,326 Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me. 572 00:23:35,406 --> 00:23:36,965 Can we get Jay some water, please? 573 00:23:37,047 --> 00:23:38,241 Can we get him some hydration? 574 00:23:38,287 --> 00:23:39,766 - He needs to be hydrated. - The water's not working! 575 00:23:39,847 --> 00:23:41,326 Everyone just runs out the door! 576 00:23:41,407 --> 00:23:42,681 My phone is dead. 577 00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:44,439 Guys, the fucking Internet's not working! 578 00:23:44,527 --> 00:23:46,404 Let's watch the TV. Let's check the news. 579 00:23:46,487 --> 00:23:48,239 Where is the TV? 580 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,359 It's in the floor. In the floor? 581 00:23:50,448 --> 00:23:52,166 - Oh, that's dope. - Yeah, cool, huh? 582 00:23:52,288 --> 00:23:53,277 That's really neat. 583 00:23:53,368 --> 00:23:54,767 That is impressive, James. 584 00:23:54,888 --> 00:23:56,958 The biggest earthquake to ever hit Los... 585 00:23:57,048 --> 00:23:59,846 Officers urging people to stay in their homes right now. 586 00:23:59,928 --> 00:24:01,920 And also reports of looting and rioting 587 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,038 are spreading across the city. 588 00:24:03,129 --> 00:24:04,278 Riots. 589 00:24:04,369 --> 00:24:05,722 Police are pretty much outnumbered 590 00:24:05,809 --> 00:24:07,879 as people are turning to one another. 591 00:24:07,969 --> 00:24:09,687 Martial law has now been declared. 592 00:24:09,769 --> 00:24:11,248 Air Force One has gone down... 593 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,287 Shit. It's gone, guys. 594 00:24:16,209 --> 00:24:19,519 So I think we should... 595 00:24:19,649 --> 00:24:22,721 I think we should probably go back to your place, eh? 596 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,208 What are you talking about, man? 597 00:24:24,289 --> 00:24:27,487 No, no way. I'm not leaving here. 598 00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:30,926 I don't want to die at James Franco's house. 599 00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:32,883 You heard the TV. 600 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:36,645 The TV said stay here. It said stay in your homes. 601 00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:39,803 We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay? 602 00:24:39,891 --> 00:24:42,405 A huge earthquake happens. Who do they rescue first? 603 00:24:42,491 --> 00:24:43,890 Actors. Famous people. 604 00:24:43,971 --> 00:24:46,439 They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. 605 00:24:46,531 --> 00:24:48,283 If there's room, you guys'll come. 606 00:24:48,371 --> 00:24:50,487 The point is, is that we're all gonna get out of this first. 607 00:24:51,652 --> 00:24:52,641 What the hell was that? 608 00:24:52,732 --> 00:24:54,085 It's already going crazy out there, guys. 609 00:24:54,172 --> 00:24:57,402 We can't leave. I'm not leaving, okay? I'm a victim. 610 00:24:57,491 --> 00:25:00,324 I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People can smell it on me. 611 00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:02,242 When I was a kid, I had man-titties. 612 00:25:02,331 --> 00:25:04,004 The bullies held me down, they tittie-fucked me. 613 00:25:04,092 --> 00:25:05,411 That's what's happening out there right now. 614 00:25:05,532 --> 00:25:06,760 That's right, we are all soft. 615 00:25:06,852 --> 00:25:07,967 Yeah. We are all soft! 616 00:25:08,052 --> 00:25:10,008 We are actors! We pretend to be hard, man. 617 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,923 Yeah. We soft as baby shit. 618 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,606 As baby shit, soft as... Wait, Craig, what are you doing, man? 619 00:25:14,692 --> 00:25:17,161 Hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing to the painting, man? 620 00:25:17,293 --> 00:25:18,885 We got to board this shit up, man. Board it up? 621 00:25:18,973 --> 00:25:20,406 We got to protect ourselves. We don't know 622 00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,205 how long we gonna be in here. Okay, chill. 623 00:25:22,293 --> 00:25:23,487 There's raccoons, and bandits, and shit out there. 624 00:25:23,573 --> 00:25:25,052 This is Obey, man! If you get out the way! 625 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:27,442 This is my favorite fucking painting! What are you doing, Craig? 626 00:25:27,533 --> 00:25:28,523 Guys, help. 627 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:30,445 Help. Help. Get off. 628 00:25:31,934 --> 00:25:33,128 Chill. Look. 629 00:25:33,214 --> 00:25:35,011 Helicopter! Helicopter! 630 00:25:36,374 --> 00:25:40,127 The good guys are here. We're fine! It's gonna be fine. 631 00:25:44,374 --> 00:25:45,853 God damn! 632 00:25:45,934 --> 00:25:47,845 Oh! God damn! 633 00:25:48,254 --> 00:25:49,687 Ow! Shit! 634 00:25:49,774 --> 00:25:50,763 You okay? 635 00:25:50,854 --> 00:25:52,173 No, I'm not okay! 636 00:25:52,254 --> 00:25:54,371 Fuck your house, Franco! 637 00:25:54,495 --> 00:25:56,725 My house didn't do that! Aah! 638 00:25:57,775 --> 00:25:59,003 Ow. 639 00:26:02,255 --> 00:26:05,213 You don't got a tool kit or nothing? Just a toolbox? 640 00:26:05,295 --> 00:26:06,649 I don't know. Look in there. 641 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,213 Where's the edge of this shit? 642 00:26:12,296 --> 00:26:14,412 Your thumb's in my butthole, man. 643 00:26:14,736 --> 00:26:15,930 Whoa. 644 00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:17,654 Y'all need this dick? 645 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:18,766 No, we're not using it. 646 00:26:18,857 --> 00:26:20,336 All right, I'm gonna take it over here. 647 00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:22,771 Careful with that dick. Damn. 648 00:26:26,096 --> 00:26:27,449 It's heavy. 649 00:26:28,096 --> 00:26:31,248 There it is, got that dick now. 650 00:26:31,337 --> 00:26:33,771 That dick is coming now. 651 00:26:34,297 --> 00:26:36,606 Yeah, got this big dick. 652 00:26:40,817 --> 00:26:42,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey. 653 00:26:42,337 --> 00:26:43,896 What now? Listen. 654 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:47,015 Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him. 655 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,173 Take me. 656 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:51,694 We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, 657 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,895 four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, 658 00:26:54,978 --> 00:26:58,654 cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, 659 00:26:58,739 --> 00:27:02,652 pancake mix, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, 660 00:27:02,779 --> 00:27:05,815 half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush, 661 00:27:05,898 --> 00:27:08,048 one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, 662 00:27:08,138 --> 00:27:10,130 a porno mag, a baseball bat, 663 00:27:10,219 --> 00:27:12,574 and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours. 664 00:27:12,659 --> 00:27:14,138 127 Hours. 665 00:27:14,459 --> 00:27:15,892 Uh... 666 00:27:15,979 --> 00:27:17,776 127 Hours. 667 00:27:17,859 --> 00:27:21,057 And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys. 668 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,539 Old Faithful. 669 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:23,939 Jesus. Thing's real. 670 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,817 No, I kept this from the movie. Yeah. 671 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,458 This is an actual revolver. I see. 672 00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:28,575 Franco, that's very uncomfortable. 673 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:29,695 Could you put that down, please? 674 00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:30,735 Loaded. 675 00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:32,219 Love it. Awesome. 676 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:34,013 Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props. 677 00:27:34,101 --> 00:27:36,137 That's really cool. Always keep my props. 678 00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:37,290 I know how to handle it. 679 00:27:37,381 --> 00:27:38,894 He knows what he's doing. I like this bit. 680 00:27:38,981 --> 00:27:40,380 I like it. I get it. Let me see. 681 00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:42,417 It's real. It's heavy. Let me see it like that. 682 00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:44,093 God damn! Come on, guys! 683 00:27:44,181 --> 00:27:45,250 You could kill... Careful. 684 00:27:45,341 --> 00:27:46,411 Bang, bang! Jesus! 685 00:27:46,502 --> 00:27:47,820 Please, put it down! Oh, fuck! 686 00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,937 Bang, bang, bang. You're dead. 687 00:27:50,061 --> 00:27:52,097 I hope you're fucking happy. Pow, pow, pow. 688 00:27:52,181 --> 00:27:53,853 Stop... Guys, stop fucking with the gun. 689 00:27:53,941 --> 00:27:55,454 Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow. 690 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,530 It's a real gun! Bang. 691 00:27:56,621 --> 00:27:57,610 It's so funny. It's so funny. 692 00:27:57,701 --> 00:27:59,135 Guys, it's funny. It's not funny! 693 00:27:59,222 --> 00:28:00,621 We're getting sidetracked. 694 00:28:00,702 --> 00:28:01,976 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 695 00:28:02,062 --> 00:28:03,461 I'll just kill myself. No! 696 00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:04,691 Don't do that, Jonah! Jesus. 697 00:28:04,782 --> 00:28:05,771 Oh, no. Jonah, give it back. 698 00:28:05,862 --> 00:28:07,454 I don't know! I don't know. Don't do that. 699 00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:09,294 Jonah. I'm so... 700 00:28:09,382 --> 00:28:11,135 - Oh, my God. Hey. - Oh, dude. 701 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:12,702 Come on, no, no. Don't. Jesus! 702 00:28:12,743 --> 00:28:14,301 Would you put the thing down? The whole... 703 00:28:14,383 --> 00:28:15,657 I'm trying to have some fun, man. 704 00:28:15,743 --> 00:28:17,415 Okay, okay, Jesus. 705 00:28:17,503 --> 00:28:19,653 Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside 706 00:28:19,743 --> 00:28:21,096 doesn't mean we can't have some fun. 707 00:28:21,183 --> 00:28:23,823 We're a bunch of best friends hanging out. It's like a sleepover. 708 00:28:23,904 --> 00:28:26,259 Okay, food. How are we gonna deal with this? 709 00:28:27,104 --> 00:28:28,139 Um... 710 00:28:28,224 --> 00:28:29,418 Can I have that Milky Way? 711 00:28:29,503 --> 00:28:30,936 No, you can't have the Milky Way. 712 00:28:31,063 --> 00:28:32,178 That's my Milky Way. There's a bunch... What? 713 00:28:32,263 --> 00:28:33,662 I went out this morning, 714 00:28:33,743 --> 00:28:36,816 specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party. 715 00:28:36,904 --> 00:28:37,893 That's weird. 716 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:39,417 It's not weird. It's my special food. 717 00:28:39,504 --> 00:28:41,142 I like it. Back me up on that, Seth. 718 00:28:41,224 --> 00:28:42,498 I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. 719 00:28:42,584 --> 00:28:43,619 I want some of the Milky Way. 720 00:28:43,704 --> 00:28:46,423 I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way. 721 00:28:46,504 --> 00:28:47,539 Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way. 722 00:28:47,624 --> 00:28:50,014 Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way. 723 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,818 A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable. 724 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:54,702 Everyone gets a fifth of everything. 725 00:28:54,785 --> 00:28:56,343 I want one-fifth of your T-shirt! 726 00:28:56,425 --> 00:28:58,177 I want the bottom part, the belly. 727 00:28:58,265 --> 00:28:59,698 I'm not sporting a crop top in your house. 728 00:28:59,785 --> 00:29:01,344 I'll cut that shit off and make a headband. 729 00:29:01,426 --> 00:29:03,144 You couldn't handle my midriff. 730 00:29:03,226 --> 00:29:06,059 Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way. 731 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:07,295 For fuck's sake. 732 00:29:07,386 --> 00:29:08,705 No, for real, I have low blood sugar, 733 00:29:08,786 --> 00:29:09,775 and if my endorphins drop too low, 734 00:29:09,866 --> 00:29:10,855 I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around. 735 00:29:10,946 --> 00:29:12,856 What? Your LBS starts acting up, 736 00:29:12,945 --> 00:29:14,902 you can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay? 737 00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:17,375 One finger scoop of Nutella. Fair. 738 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,098 I'm going to bed. 739 00:29:19,186 --> 00:29:20,619 Jesus fucking... 740 00:29:20,706 --> 00:29:22,264 Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah. 741 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:23,660 Night, James. 742 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:31,027 Oh, God, no! 743 00:29:31,867 --> 00:29:33,186 Fuck. 744 00:30:01,988 --> 00:30:04,423 Hey. Hey. 745 00:30:04,909 --> 00:30:06,342 I'm gonna sleep with you. 746 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:07,742 What? I'm gonna sleep with you. 747 00:30:07,829 --> 00:30:08,864 It's too scary to sleep alone. 748 00:30:08,949 --> 00:30:09,938 But this is my little area. 749 00:30:10,029 --> 00:30:11,667 Well, I'm invading your little area. 750 00:30:11,749 --> 00:30:14,661 I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay? 751 00:30:14,749 --> 00:30:15,739 Are you mad at me, man? 752 00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:17,582 If I was pissed at you, 753 00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:19,900 I'm sure it would have something to do 754 00:30:20,030 --> 00:30:21,588 with the fact that I had no interest 755 00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:24,662 in coming to this house socially, 756 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:27,583 and now, I am barricaded in here 757 00:30:27,670 --> 00:30:30,629 with a bunch of people that I really hate. 758 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:32,783 Maybe this was meant to be. 759 00:30:32,871 --> 00:30:36,102 Maybe this horrible, horrible, deadly earthquake happened 760 00:30:36,191 --> 00:30:38,465 so we could become closer as a group of friends. 761 00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:42,140 I don't need a group. I'm like DMX, man. I'm a lone wolf. 762 00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:43,710 DMX isn't a lone wolf. 763 00:30:44,151 --> 00:30:45,869 DMX has the Ruff Ryder crew. 764 00:30:45,951 --> 00:30:48,226 You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone. 765 00:30:48,351 --> 00:30:52,469 You need people to help you in an earthquake disastery situation. 766 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:56,465 It was something else. It was Judgment Day. 767 00:30:56,552 --> 00:30:57,905 Like Terminator 2? 768 00:30:57,992 --> 00:31:00,267 No, not like Terminator 2. For God's sakes. 769 00:31:00,352 --> 00:31:02,149 Like Skynet? You think this is Skynet? 770 00:31:02,232 --> 00:31:03,460 Like, Skynet went live? No. 771 00:31:03,552 --> 00:31:05,304 Will you please stop saying "Skynet"? 772 00:31:05,392 --> 00:31:07,509 Well, you're the one that said Judgment Day. 773 00:31:07,593 --> 00:31:09,185 The biblical Judgment Day. 774 00:31:10,513 --> 00:31:12,310 What? That's crazy. It's just... 775 00:31:12,393 --> 00:31:13,587 You fucking heathen. 776 00:31:13,713 --> 00:31:14,702 Okay, here's the thing. 777 00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:17,023 Let's say for a second there was blue light 778 00:31:17,113 --> 00:31:18,672 sucking people up into the sky. 779 00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,223 That means that we were not awesome enough to go to heaven. 780 00:31:22,593 --> 00:31:24,663 Shit! Shit. 781 00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:31,186 What y'all doing? 782 00:31:31,914 --> 00:31:33,029 Fuck you, Craig. 783 00:31:33,114 --> 00:31:34,945 I'm scared. It's scary by myself. 784 00:31:35,034 --> 00:31:36,672 It's way better with more people. 785 00:31:37,074 --> 00:31:38,109 I'm gonna come down here. 786 00:31:38,194 --> 00:31:40,628 Oh, yeah, good, yeah. Get in here, man. 787 00:31:40,714 --> 00:31:41,669 Get right in there. 788 00:31:41,754 --> 00:31:43,347 So, you're gonna... 789 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:44,834 Right here. Right here. 790 00:31:44,955 --> 00:31:47,549 I feel better, actually. I like that. 791 00:31:49,195 --> 00:31:50,947 It's better with more people. 792 00:31:51,035 --> 00:31:52,024 Hey, guys... 793 00:31:52,115 --> 00:31:54,185 - Jesus Christ. - Jesus! 794 00:31:54,275 --> 00:31:56,744 Sorry. Franco has this crazy open floor plan. 795 00:31:56,836 --> 00:31:58,747 I can hear every word you guys are saying. 796 00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:01,145 I might as well hang with you guys if that's cool. 797 00:32:01,236 --> 00:32:02,874 Nice. Coming in hot. 798 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:04,547 I gonna grab a blanket from you. 799 00:32:04,635 --> 00:32:05,954 Give me that blanket. 800 00:32:06,035 --> 00:32:07,787 Get in the middle of it. That's good. 801 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:10,106 That's it. It feels so much more safe now, guys. 802 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:11,345 It's nice here. 803 00:32:11,436 --> 00:32:12,789 Should we spoon it? Yeah, you want to? 804 00:32:12,876 --> 00:32:13,991 No! Want to go... 805 00:32:14,076 --> 00:32:15,065 Dick to butt? No. 806 00:32:15,156 --> 00:32:16,225 My butt to you and then Jay. 807 00:32:16,316 --> 00:32:18,147 I don't want to butt to dick to anything. 808 00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:19,464 Are you docking into me? You're doing tip to me? 809 00:32:19,556 --> 00:32:20,546 Or what are you doing? 810 00:32:20,637 --> 00:32:21,706 Should we go butt to butt or dick to... 811 00:32:21,797 --> 00:32:22,786 Seth and I are gonna go ass to ass. 812 00:32:22,877 --> 00:32:24,071 Do you want to go front to front? 813 00:32:24,157 --> 00:32:26,227 No, I'm fine just going dicks up. 814 00:32:26,317 --> 00:32:27,386 Dicks up? 815 00:32:27,477 --> 00:32:28,956 I think I'm going dick to ass. You know what? 816 00:32:29,037 --> 00:32:31,073 I'm going Scarface-style. 817 00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,385 Both of you guys. Wait, yeah. 818 00:32:32,477 --> 00:32:33,627 There we go. Yeah. 819 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:34,753 This is the best way. 820 00:32:34,838 --> 00:32:35,907 Good night, boys. 821 00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:38,353 Good night. Good night. 822 00:32:38,438 --> 00:32:39,666 Good night, guys. 823 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:41,476 Night, my sweet guys. Good night. 824 00:32:41,598 --> 00:32:42,667 Sweet dreams, fellas. 825 00:33:08,839 --> 00:33:11,229 # Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat 826 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,754 # Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac 827 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,155 # Still got my homies to watch my back 828 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,595 # And they'll smoke ya ass if you wanna come and chat 829 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,518 # Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip 830 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,677 # And before I bring ya ass on 831 00:33:23,761 --> 00:33:25,911 # Kickin ' dust on your head like I bust 832 00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:27,912 # My grip surrounded, I'm about... 833 00:33:28,001 --> 00:33:29,319 Fuck, yeah. 834 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,198 # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready 835 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,599 # When tha shit goes down 836 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,196 # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready 837 00:33:37,321 --> 00:33:38,356 # When tha shit goes down 838 00:33:38,441 --> 00:33:41,717 # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready 839 00:33:41,801 --> 00:33:43,598 # Ya better be ready # 840 00:34:02,363 --> 00:34:04,752 Franco! Good morning, sunshine. 841 00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:06,071 Guys! Guys! Wake up! 842 00:34:06,163 --> 00:34:08,961 Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food! 843 00:34:09,043 --> 00:34:10,999 No! Danny, man, don't. 844 00:34:11,723 --> 00:34:12,917 Danny! 845 00:34:13,763 --> 00:34:16,038 No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys. 846 00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:17,112 Stop eating! 847 00:34:17,203 --> 00:34:18,318 Don't eat another piece of bacon. 848 00:34:18,403 --> 00:34:19,518 Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay? 849 00:34:19,603 --> 00:34:22,561 I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon. 850 00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:24,918 Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued! 851 00:34:25,404 --> 00:34:28,441 Wait a second. I know what happened. 852 00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:31,118 You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm-hmm. 853 00:34:31,364 --> 00:34:33,400 Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild. 854 00:34:33,484 --> 00:34:35,918 Probably danced, sweated all over the place. 855 00:34:36,004 --> 00:34:37,278 You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco. 856 00:34:37,364 --> 00:34:38,639 You probably sucked somebody's dick. 857 00:34:38,725 --> 00:34:41,523 Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off. 858 00:34:41,605 --> 00:34:43,755 Jay, I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you. 859 00:34:43,845 --> 00:34:46,200 Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks! 860 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:49,004 James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? 861 00:34:49,085 --> 00:34:50,644 Now I know y'all are tripping. 862 00:34:50,726 --> 00:34:52,557 You actually not know what happened last night? 863 00:34:52,646 --> 00:34:55,205 Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second. 864 00:34:55,285 --> 00:34:57,162 Some really messed-up stuff happened, 865 00:34:57,245 --> 00:34:59,475 and there were a lot of fatalities. 866 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:02,238 Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah? 867 00:35:02,325 --> 00:35:04,715 Okay, tell me about these "fatalities. " 868 00:35:04,806 --> 00:35:07,878 Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead. 869 00:35:07,966 --> 00:35:11,641 Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh? 870 00:35:11,726 --> 00:35:13,239 Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead. 871 00:35:13,326 --> 00:35:15,044 What? It's not like that. 872 00:35:15,126 --> 00:35:16,799 It's not funny, man. It's really not funny. 873 00:35:16,927 --> 00:35:17,916 Seth, that's a better performance 874 00:35:18,007 --> 00:35:19,565 than you've given in your last six movies. 875 00:35:19,647 --> 00:35:21,365 Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh? 876 00:35:21,447 --> 00:35:23,278 Jonah, you're fucking sucking balls. 877 00:35:23,367 --> 00:35:24,959 You're an Academy Award nominated person. 878 00:35:25,047 --> 00:35:27,402 You need to be fucking selling that shit, dude. 879 00:35:27,487 --> 00:35:29,524 "Fatalities. There were some fatalities. " 880 00:35:30,248 --> 00:35:31,283 Fatalities. 881 00:35:32,168 --> 00:35:33,840 Okay, now that was good. That was good. 882 00:35:33,928 --> 00:35:35,919 Does it seem like we're fucking joking? 883 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,567 Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck you eating, man? 884 00:35:38,687 --> 00:35:41,486 Spit it out your mouth. Give me the bacon! 885 00:35:47,928 --> 00:35:49,156 Shit. 886 00:35:50,008 --> 00:35:51,327 Shit, what do we do? 887 00:35:51,408 --> 00:35:53,240 Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em! 888 00:35:58,209 --> 00:35:59,244 Should I shoot? 889 00:35:59,369 --> 00:36:01,405 - Shut up, Franco! - Shoot the door, Franco! 890 00:36:02,089 --> 00:36:03,124 Oh, God! 891 00:36:03,209 --> 00:36:05,804 Did you not hear me knocking out here? I've been knocking forever. 892 00:36:05,890 --> 00:36:07,767 Please! Please! You've got to let me in! 893 00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:10,960 Hang on a second. What? 894 00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:13,518 Guys, I know it sounds really weird, 895 00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:16,044 but I don't think we should let him in. 896 00:36:16,330 --> 00:36:17,285 Why not? 897 00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:19,089 Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way. 898 00:36:19,171 --> 00:36:20,808 I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man. 899 00:36:20,890 --> 00:36:24,326 You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie-fucker. 900 00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:25,729 Like, I'm sorry. 901 00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:28,643 Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out, 902 00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:31,291 and the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in? 903 00:36:31,371 --> 00:36:32,884 I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy? 904 00:36:32,971 --> 00:36:35,724 I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here! 905 00:36:35,811 --> 00:36:39,042 "Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks. 906 00:36:39,131 --> 00:36:40,166 What if he's the rapist? 907 00:36:40,251 --> 00:36:41,366 Man, even if he is a rapist, 908 00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:43,249 he can't rape all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not... 909 00:36:43,332 --> 00:36:44,924 I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie-fuck us? 910 00:36:45,012 --> 00:36:47,765 If you want me to tittie-fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it. 911 00:36:47,852 --> 00:36:49,126 Seth, back me up, please. 912 00:36:49,212 --> 00:36:51,521 We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy? 913 00:36:51,652 --> 00:36:53,608 What do you want to do? I'll do whatever you want to do. 914 00:36:53,692 --> 00:36:54,761 Let's vote on it. 915 00:36:54,852 --> 00:36:56,650 Yeah, I fucking vote you let me in. 916 00:36:56,733 --> 00:36:58,166 Here's my vote. Fuck all of you. 917 00:36:58,253 --> 00:36:59,732 I'm letting him in. This is boring. 918 00:37:00,613 --> 00:37:01,602 There's something out here! 919 00:37:07,773 --> 00:37:09,843 This is real! This is fucking real! 920 00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:11,682 God damn it! 921 00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:26,967 You guys! 922 00:37:27,054 --> 00:37:28,453 This man was alive a few seconds ago. 923 00:37:28,534 --> 00:37:30,047 We can't play soccer with his head! 924 00:37:30,134 --> 00:37:31,487 Pick it up, Jonah! 925 00:37:33,135 --> 00:37:34,534 What the fuck is going on? 926 00:37:34,655 --> 00:37:36,213 He blinked at me. 927 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,411 He blinked at my face. Seth, put it over there. 928 00:37:39,815 --> 00:37:41,009 Oh, my God! 929 00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,323 I got it. I got it, guys. 930 00:37:42,455 --> 00:37:44,810 There's blood all over my floor! 931 00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:46,214 Time to relax for a second. 932 00:37:46,335 --> 00:37:49,088 Okay, someone should look out the hole. 933 00:37:49,175 --> 00:37:50,244 I ain't looking out that hole! 934 00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:52,371 Last person looked through that hole got his head chopped off! 935 00:37:52,455 --> 00:37:56,653 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whatever is out there might still be out there. 936 00:37:58,656 --> 00:38:00,851 Okay, I know, I know. Come on. Come on. Come on. 937 00:38:01,976 --> 00:38:05,173 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 938 00:38:06,816 --> 00:38:08,488 There's a lookout! 939 00:38:14,337 --> 00:38:16,453 Jesus Christ! Look, there's a huge fucking hole down there! 940 00:38:16,537 --> 00:38:18,334 What the fuck is this? 941 00:38:19,017 --> 00:38:20,416 Where's the thing that killed the guy? 942 00:38:20,537 --> 00:38:21,606 I don't know. 943 00:38:21,697 --> 00:38:22,847 How'd his head fall off? 944 00:38:22,938 --> 00:38:24,166 And where's the rest of him? 945 00:38:30,737 --> 00:38:32,011 Hi. 946 00:38:32,097 --> 00:38:33,769 This is James Franco, 947 00:38:35,498 --> 00:38:37,966 in my house, in my library. 948 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:41,488 We've been stuck here for about 24 hours. 949 00:38:41,578 --> 00:38:43,967 Danny McBride is here. 950 00:38:44,058 --> 00:38:45,457 I didn't even invite him to my party, 951 00:38:45,538 --> 00:38:48,133 but he came and passed out in the bathtub, 952 00:38:48,219 --> 00:38:51,291 and I got to say it's, like, typical fucking McBride. 953 00:38:51,379 --> 00:38:55,497 Like, I've been feeling really weird about him lately. 954 00:38:55,579 --> 00:38:58,571 Like, I don't really know if I want to be friends with him, 955 00:38:58,659 --> 00:39:02,494 and then he fucking showed up at my party, 956 00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:07,176 and now, we're stuck here with him in disaster lockdown, so... 957 00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:11,693 What up? What's going on? 958 00:39:11,779 --> 00:39:13,179 Hey, Danny. What's up, man? 959 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:15,768 Not much. What are you doing? What is this? 960 00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:18,328 Oh, it's just a video confessional. 961 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,414 Fuck that dude. 962 00:39:27,181 --> 00:39:28,933 - Earthquakes cause tsunamis. - Yes. 963 00:39:29,021 --> 00:39:31,410 Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster. 964 00:39:31,501 --> 00:39:33,492 I mean, for all we know, the fucking Lakers could have just won, 965 00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:34,980 and that's the reason why all this is happening. 966 00:39:35,061 --> 00:39:37,017 Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole. 967 00:39:37,101 --> 00:39:40,458 Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America. 968 00:39:40,582 --> 00:39:42,174 Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground. 969 00:39:42,262 --> 00:39:43,695 Sinkhole de Mayo. Sinkhole de Mayo. 970 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:44,817 That's why it's named that, 971 00:39:44,902 --> 00:39:46,494 because sinkholes happen in the summertime. 972 00:39:46,582 --> 00:39:50,576 It's not wildfires. It's not earthquakes. It's not sinkholes. 973 00:39:50,663 --> 00:39:51,778 I think I know what it is. 974 00:39:51,863 --> 00:39:52,852 Let's hear it. 975 00:39:53,783 --> 00:39:56,057 I think it's the Apocalypse. 976 00:39:56,382 --> 00:39:57,610 What? 977 00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:03,501 I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations. 978 00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:04,538 You took my Bible? 979 00:40:04,623 --> 00:40:05,612 Well, just hear me out, 980 00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:06,931 and you tell me that what I'm describing 981 00:40:07,023 --> 00:40:09,776 isn't what's going on right now. 982 00:40:10,183 --> 00:40:13,539 "And the skies shall open up, and the light of the Lord shall shine down, 983 00:40:13,623 --> 00:40:16,377 "and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven. " 984 00:40:16,464 --> 00:40:20,855 That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light. 985 00:40:20,944 --> 00:40:23,253 "And there will be a great mountain burning in fire. " 986 00:40:23,344 --> 00:40:26,780 I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames 987 00:40:26,864 --> 00:40:28,264 as we sit here right now. 988 00:40:28,345 --> 00:40:30,905 The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill. 989 00:40:30,985 --> 00:40:32,179 Takes about 10 minutes to get across 990 00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:33,414 that motherfucker with no traffic. 991 00:40:33,505 --> 00:40:34,699 Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon. 992 00:40:34,785 --> 00:40:35,740 Cahuenga. Cahuenga. 993 00:40:35,825 --> 00:40:37,701 I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish? 994 00:40:37,784 --> 00:40:39,058 I love Laurel Canyon. 995 00:40:39,184 --> 00:40:42,973 "And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads, 996 00:40:43,105 --> 00:40:45,824 "that old serpent called the devil and Satan, 997 00:40:45,905 --> 00:40:48,783 "which deceiveth the whole world, 998 00:40:48,865 --> 00:40:51,425 "was released onto the earth. " 999 00:40:52,305 --> 00:40:54,695 I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. 1000 00:40:54,826 --> 00:40:55,815 It's a load of bullshit. 1001 00:40:55,906 --> 00:40:56,941 It's not bullshit. 1002 00:40:57,026 --> 00:40:58,300 Want to know something else, Jay? 1003 00:40:58,386 --> 00:40:59,455 If this is the end of the world, 1004 00:40:59,546 --> 00:41:01,138 and all the good people died, 1005 00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:05,425 what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny 1006 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:06,536 are a bunch of assholes. 1007 00:41:06,627 --> 00:41:08,777 I'm straight-up lovable, son. 1008 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:12,621 And if this really is the Apocalypse, 1009 00:41:12,707 --> 00:41:13,742 you're here, too. 1010 00:41:14,387 --> 00:41:17,698 So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us. 1011 00:41:18,588 --> 00:41:19,907 Doesn't feel too good, does it? 1012 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:32,982 Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now. 1013 00:41:33,068 --> 00:41:34,421 Nobody come in here and bother me. 1014 00:41:35,068 --> 00:41:36,057 Go fish. 1015 00:41:36,148 --> 00:41:37,820 Put it back inside of here. 1016 00:41:37,908 --> 00:41:39,819 Do you know what it is? Yeah. 1017 00:41:39,908 --> 00:41:42,103 Now you ask me for something that you need. 1018 00:41:42,188 --> 00:41:43,588 First bit. 1019 00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:44,983 You're not cutting it all? 1020 00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:47,788 That's smart. You're divvying it up first. 1021 00:41:48,069 --> 00:41:49,900 This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me. 1022 00:41:49,989 --> 00:41:51,024 Come on, Danny! 1023 00:41:51,069 --> 00:41:52,422 You licked your finger. Come on, man. 1024 00:41:53,349 --> 00:41:54,668 If they're all equal, what does it matter? 1025 00:41:54,749 --> 00:41:56,103 Keep your hands and fingers off. 1026 00:41:56,190 --> 00:41:57,145 Seth? Yeah. 1027 00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:58,948 Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah. 1028 00:41:59,030 --> 00:42:00,429 Yeah, no shit. 1029 00:42:03,109 --> 00:42:05,304 Here. Off the menu, my man. 1030 00:42:06,589 --> 00:42:08,660 Holy shit, man. Where did you get these? 1031 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:12,265 Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying? 1032 00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:14,227 Hide it. Okay. 1033 00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:17,863 'Cause we're a team. 1034 00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:19,019 Okay. 1035 00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:20,988 Freaks forever, brother. 1036 00:42:22,311 --> 00:42:24,267 Let's do all the drugs. 1037 00:42:24,351 --> 00:42:26,182 I don't really want to. 1038 00:42:26,271 --> 00:42:28,501 Should have thought of that before you drank a can full of ecstasy. 1039 00:42:29,711 --> 00:42:30,780 What? 1040 00:42:32,952 --> 00:42:34,271 # Gangnam style 1041 00:42:35,752 --> 00:42:39,347 # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style 1042 00:42:41,912 --> 00:42:42,867 # Gangnam style 1043 00:42:42,952 --> 00:42:46,581 # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style 1044 00:42:46,672 --> 00:42:48,424 # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 1045 00:42:48,512 --> 00:42:51,868 # Eh, sexy lady 1046 00:42:51,952 --> 00:42:53,783 # Op, op, op, op 1047 00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:56,102 # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 1048 00:42:56,192 --> 00:42:57,308 # Oppan Gangnam style # 1049 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,552 # I fly like paper, get high like planes 1050 00:43:08,673 --> 00:43:11,108 # If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name 1051 00:43:11,194 --> 00:43:14,311 # If you come around here, I make 'em all day 1052 00:43:14,394 --> 00:43:16,624 # I get one down in a second if you wait... 1053 00:43:18,154 --> 00:43:20,429 Should we call Red? Get more weed? 1054 00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:23,268 Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy. 1055 00:43:23,355 --> 00:43:27,587 Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys. 1056 00:43:27,675 --> 00:43:29,904 I hooked you guys up. 1057 00:43:29,994 --> 00:43:33,873 Now I need you guys to assassinate Woody Harrelson. 1058 00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:36,589 If pot's legalized, my business will suffer. 1059 00:43:36,675 --> 00:43:38,984 And if my business suffers, I suffer. 1060 00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,144 So much suffering. 1061 00:43:40,235 --> 00:43:43,068 All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson. 1062 00:43:43,155 --> 00:43:44,986 I have to do what's right. 1063 00:43:45,075 --> 00:43:47,510 Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed. 1064 00:43:47,956 --> 00:43:49,787 If you don't assassinate him... We already quit. 1065 00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:52,390 ...I'm gonna assassinate both of you. 1066 00:43:53,356 --> 00:43:54,789 Run! Go! 1067 00:43:57,276 --> 00:43:58,629 # And take your money 1068 00:43:58,716 --> 00:44:01,072 # All I wanna do is... # 1069 00:44:01,157 --> 00:44:04,035 B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F. forever. 1070 00:44:04,117 --> 00:44:05,391 B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F. 1071 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:12,670 Look out! Shit! 1072 00:44:13,637 --> 00:44:15,753 You're letting them get away! 1073 00:44:20,557 --> 00:44:22,946 I smoked weed with Steve Jobs, 1074 00:44:23,037 --> 00:44:25,268 and that's when he came up with the iPad. 1075 00:44:25,878 --> 00:44:27,550 It's pretty great. 1076 00:44:27,638 --> 00:44:29,356 We should make sequels to more of our movies. 1077 00:44:29,438 --> 00:44:30,473 Yeah! 1078 00:44:30,558 --> 00:44:32,150 How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2? 1079 00:44:32,238 --> 00:44:33,751 Yeah. Do 128 Hours. 1080 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:36,147 The beginning of the rest of your comedies. Looks good. 1081 00:44:39,999 --> 00:44:41,432 Oh, my God! 1082 00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:50,194 Emma! It's Emma. 1083 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,794 Oh, my God, you guys are alive. 1084 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,154 You're actually alive. Thank God! 1085 00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,992 I hid in a drainpipe for days. 1086 00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:00,957 Like, three or four. I don't even know how many. 1087 00:45:01,039 --> 00:45:02,519 And then I stopped hearing people, 1088 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,272 and I started hearing growling noises. 1089 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,750 Out there, in your travels, uh, 1090 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,114 did you see anything that you would describe 1091 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,713 as Apocalyptish? 1092 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,518 I mean, no, 1093 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:17,396 but, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here. 1094 00:45:17,521 --> 00:45:20,035 I mean, it's a zombie invasion. 1095 00:45:20,121 --> 00:45:21,759 Fuck! I'm the one who said it's been zombies. 1096 00:45:21,881 --> 00:45:23,599 You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time. 1097 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,951 You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies. 1098 00:45:26,041 --> 00:45:28,078 Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right. 1099 00:45:28,162 --> 00:45:29,390 These are still just theories. 1100 00:45:29,482 --> 00:45:32,042 Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here, 1101 00:45:32,122 --> 00:45:35,159 and I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just... 1102 00:45:35,242 --> 00:45:36,231 You tired? Yeah. 1103 00:45:36,322 --> 00:45:39,074 If you want to take a little rest, 1104 00:45:39,161 --> 00:45:41,153 you're welcome to do that upstairs. 1105 00:45:41,242 --> 00:45:42,516 Thank you. Cool. 1106 00:45:42,602 --> 00:45:44,160 - I'll show you the way. - Thank you. 1107 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,153 Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really. 1108 00:45:46,242 --> 00:45:47,800 You're awesome. 1109 00:45:48,442 --> 00:45:49,636 So fucking tight. 1110 00:45:49,762 --> 00:45:51,992 We'll be right out here, okay? 1111 00:45:53,483 --> 00:45:54,552 Fuck are you guys doing out here? 1112 00:45:54,683 --> 00:45:56,878 Here's what I think we should do. She's British, right? 1113 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:58,681 She's used to eating shitty food anyway. 1114 00:45:58,763 --> 00:46:00,640 Let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want. 1115 00:46:00,723 --> 00:46:02,236 That's fucked up. Look how tiny she is. 1116 00:46:02,323 --> 00:46:04,234 She's not even a full seven. She's, like, half a seven. 1117 00:46:04,323 --> 00:46:05,598 This is a fucking cool thing, man. 1118 00:46:05,684 --> 00:46:07,003 I, for one, am very excited. 1119 00:46:07,084 --> 00:46:08,915 I'm a massive Harry Potterfan. 1120 00:46:09,004 --> 00:46:11,074 What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter. 1121 00:46:11,164 --> 00:46:12,597 I cannot wait till she wakes up 1122 00:46:12,684 --> 00:46:14,356 and I can ask her all these amazing questions about 1123 00:46:14,444 --> 00:46:15,638 how they made those motion pictures. 1124 00:46:15,724 --> 00:46:16,759 Take it easy, Dumbledore. 1125 00:46:16,844 --> 00:46:19,723 Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to 1126 00:46:19,804 --> 00:46:21,522 address the elephant in the room. 1127 00:46:21,604 --> 00:46:23,356 Whoa. Jay, don't talk about Craig like that. 1128 00:46:23,444 --> 00:46:25,002 That's fucked up. I'm right here, man. Yeah. 1129 00:46:25,084 --> 00:46:27,200 I'm not calling Craig an elephant. 1130 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,275 Wow, that's fucking weird. What does that even mean? 1131 00:46:29,364 --> 00:46:30,593 Yeah, no. That's racist. 1132 00:46:30,685 --> 00:46:31,800 I wasn't referring to him. 1133 00:46:31,885 --> 00:46:35,275 I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds. 1134 00:46:35,365 --> 00:46:36,639 What? 1135 00:46:36,725 --> 00:46:40,035 This is one girl in a house with six males. 1136 00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:41,274 Yeah. Really safe. 1137 00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:42,481 Ideal scenario. 1138 00:46:42,566 --> 00:46:43,635 She's like a little sister. 1139 00:46:43,726 --> 00:46:45,159 I think that she needs... 1140 00:46:45,246 --> 00:46:46,964 It's important that she feels safe. 1141 00:46:47,046 --> 00:46:48,525 Yeah. And comfortable. 1142 00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:49,959 And we should be mindful. 1143 00:46:50,046 --> 00:46:51,365 Who's making her not feel safe? 1144 00:46:51,446 --> 00:46:52,879 Well, I'm just saying, we should... 1145 00:46:52,966 --> 00:46:55,322 We don't want to give off a bad vibe. 1146 00:46:55,407 --> 00:46:56,920 Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes. 1147 00:46:57,007 --> 00:46:58,645 Yeah, wait, what kind of vibes are you talking about, man? 1148 00:46:58,727 --> 00:47:00,604 He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe. 1149 00:47:00,687 --> 00:47:02,279 Hey! Shh! Whoa! What? 1150 00:47:02,407 --> 00:47:04,203 Jesus. Jay, what the fuck, man? 1151 00:47:04,286 --> 00:47:05,435 Chill out, dude. 1152 00:47:05,526 --> 00:47:07,404 Why you putting that shit in the mix? Yeah. 1153 00:47:07,487 --> 00:47:09,239 He fucking said it. You're the one saying it. 1154 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,726 No one here is thinking about raping anyone. 1155 00:47:10,807 --> 00:47:12,445 Shh! Well, you talking about vibes 1156 00:47:12,527 --> 00:47:15,360 is the only thing that's rapey going on right now. 1157 00:47:15,447 --> 00:47:17,358 Dude, nothing was rapey till you brought up the rapey vibes. 1158 00:47:17,447 --> 00:47:19,438 Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude. 1159 00:47:19,528 --> 00:47:20,927 One who denies it supplies it. 1160 00:47:21,008 --> 00:47:22,999 I know, it's farts, I get it. 1161 00:47:23,088 --> 00:47:24,237 Guys, guys, guys. 1162 00:47:24,328 --> 00:47:25,920 Jay's not rapey. 1163 00:47:26,368 --> 00:47:27,437 Jay couldn't rape a fly. 1164 00:47:27,528 --> 00:47:29,246 He probably could. 1165 00:47:29,368 --> 00:47:31,199 Maybe we should just stop this entire conversation right now. 1166 00:47:31,328 --> 00:47:33,001 If anyone's gonna rape anyone here, 1167 00:47:33,089 --> 00:47:34,408 it's probably gonna be Danny. 1168 00:47:34,489 --> 00:47:35,888 What the fuck, Franco? What? 1169 00:47:35,969 --> 00:47:37,368 Why do you think I'm gonna rape somebody? 1170 00:47:37,449 --> 00:47:39,326 I'm just trying to lay it out there. 1171 00:47:39,409 --> 00:47:40,762 I'm not gonna rape anyone, all right? 1172 00:47:40,849 --> 00:47:42,123 If anyone's gonna rape somebody, it's Jay. 1173 00:47:42,169 --> 00:47:43,761 - What? - He came up with the rape idea. 1174 00:47:43,849 --> 00:47:45,044 And his face looks like the police sketch 1175 00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,244 of a fucking rapist. True. 1176 00:47:46,329 --> 00:47:47,523 What the fuck does that mean? 1177 00:47:47,609 --> 00:47:49,201 If anybody's raping Emma Watson, 1178 00:47:49,289 --> 00:47:50,404 it's fucking Sir Rapes-a-Lot over here. 1179 00:47:50,529 --> 00:47:51,598 Chill out. Hey! 1180 00:47:51,849 --> 00:47:52,964 Whoa! 1181 00:47:53,049 --> 00:47:54,038 Easy. Easy. 1182 00:47:54,129 --> 00:47:55,198 Back the fuck up! 1183 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,563 Emma. What's wrong? 1184 00:47:56,649 --> 00:47:57,719 Wait, what's wrong? What's wrong? 1185 00:47:57,810 --> 00:47:58,925 I just heard you guys talking about 1186 00:47:59,010 --> 00:48:00,489 which one of you is gonna get to rape me. 1187 00:48:00,570 --> 00:48:01,969 No, no, no, no! 1188 00:48:02,050 --> 00:48:03,483 Guys, I got it. I got it. 1189 00:48:03,610 --> 00:48:05,840 No. It's funny. It's funny. 1190 00:48:05,930 --> 00:48:07,807 We were specifically talking about not raping you. 1191 00:48:09,130 --> 00:48:10,246 Jesus! Holy shit! 1192 00:48:10,331 --> 00:48:12,083 Back up! 1193 00:48:12,651 --> 00:48:14,130 It's me, Jonah! 1194 00:48:14,211 --> 00:48:15,690 It's me, Jonah Hill. 1195 00:48:15,771 --> 00:48:18,331 America's sweetheart. J - bug, J - bone. 1196 00:48:18,451 --> 00:48:19,964 Your friend. I would never hurt you. Get back! 1197 00:48:21,891 --> 00:48:23,883 Give me everything you have to drink! Put it in the bag! 1198 00:48:23,972 --> 00:48:25,769 There's six of us. You cannot rob us! 1199 00:48:25,852 --> 00:48:27,080 I'm not fucking around! 1200 00:48:28,371 --> 00:48:29,850 Give her drinks! Give her drinks! 1201 00:48:29,971 --> 00:48:31,324 Put the drinks in a bag! 1202 00:48:31,371 --> 00:48:33,441 Oh, God. Get all the drinks in a bag! 1203 00:48:33,531 --> 00:48:34,851 Hurry the fuck up! 1204 00:48:34,932 --> 00:48:36,126 Okay, they're getting the drinks. 1205 00:48:36,212 --> 00:48:38,248 Put the ax down. Don't give the Milky Way away. 1206 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:40,243 All right, you can put the ax down now. 1207 00:48:40,332 --> 00:48:41,401 Now, Franco! Shoot her face! 1208 00:48:41,492 --> 00:48:42,607 Shoot her! 1209 00:48:42,692 --> 00:48:44,250 I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson! 1210 00:48:44,332 --> 00:48:45,970 Look, Emma, just stay here with us. 1211 00:48:46,052 --> 00:48:47,691 It's a lot safer than out there. 1212 00:48:53,813 --> 00:48:56,281 Hermione just stole all of our shit. 1213 00:48:56,373 --> 00:49:00,049 Little bitty-ass 20-year-old jacked us. 1214 00:49:00,134 --> 00:49:03,444 And then Jay suggested that we all rape her, and now she's gone. 1215 00:49:03,534 --> 00:49:05,843 I didn't... I was just... I... 1216 00:49:05,934 --> 00:49:09,051 I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows 1217 00:49:09,134 --> 00:49:10,533 he's about fucking two minutes away 1218 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,206 from becoming the house bitch himself. 1219 00:49:12,294 --> 00:49:16,207 So now, motherfuckers is thirsty. 1220 00:49:16,574 --> 00:49:18,292 All right, guys. 1221 00:49:18,374 --> 00:49:20,126 The door to the basement's out there, 1222 00:49:20,214 --> 00:49:21,613 around the side of the house. 1223 00:49:21,734 --> 00:49:25,011 I know for sure there's at least two jugs of water. 1224 00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:26,574 Okay. 1225 00:49:26,655 --> 00:49:27,644 Uh... 1226 00:49:28,535 --> 00:49:29,809 Any volunteers? 1227 00:49:29,895 --> 00:49:31,248 Does anyone want to volunteer and go with Jay? 1228 00:49:31,775 --> 00:49:32,810 What? 1229 00:49:32,895 --> 00:49:34,806 I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there. " 1230 00:49:34,895 --> 00:49:35,884 I must have misheard you. 1231 00:49:36,015 --> 00:49:37,927 I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker. 1232 00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:39,415 Hey, okay, ease up. 1233 00:49:39,496 --> 00:49:42,056 Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God. 1234 00:49:42,136 --> 00:49:43,967 So how we gonna decide this, fellas? 1235 00:49:44,056 --> 00:49:46,445 All right, guys, it's simple. 1236 00:49:46,536 --> 00:49:49,927 Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water. 1237 00:49:58,176 --> 00:50:01,088 Who wants to go first? 1238 00:50:02,137 --> 00:50:03,365 I'll do it. 1239 00:50:03,457 --> 00:50:04,572 Craig. 1240 00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:06,255 All right. 1241 00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:08,690 Go ahead, brother. 1242 00:50:15,538 --> 00:50:16,937 No whammies, no whammies. 1243 00:50:17,018 --> 00:50:19,771 - Hey, hey. - Yes! Yeah! 1244 00:50:19,858 --> 00:50:21,689 Fuck, yes! Yes! 1245 00:50:21,818 --> 00:50:23,934 - Whoo! - Fuck, yes. Fuck, yes. 1246 00:50:24,018 --> 00:50:26,054 So sorry, Craig. A lot of guys in here 1247 00:50:26,178 --> 00:50:27,453 that I wish it was instead of you. 1248 00:50:28,899 --> 00:50:30,651 You want to go best two out of three? 1249 00:50:30,739 --> 00:50:34,254 If I tug, if I pull in any way, or if you hear me screaming, 1250 00:50:34,339 --> 00:50:36,727 anything, you pull me right back in, all right? 1251 00:50:36,818 --> 00:50:38,649 Yeah. We'll try, man, but you're pretty heavy. 1252 00:50:39,299 --> 00:50:40,448 What? 1253 00:50:40,539 --> 00:50:43,292 No, I mean, I'm saying, I just don't think it's smart 1254 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:44,812 to make any guarantees. Fuck, no. 1255 00:50:44,899 --> 00:50:46,571 You promise to pull me back in. No, no, we're... 1256 00:50:46,699 --> 00:50:47,768 You got me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1257 00:50:47,859 --> 00:50:49,212 We're gonna do our best. All right. 1258 00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:50,891 You want to do a test run? Yeah. 1259 00:50:50,979 --> 00:50:52,413 You gotta scream. Let us hear the scream. 1260 00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:54,259 Pull. 1261 00:50:54,340 --> 00:50:55,773 Nice. Very nice. 1262 00:50:55,860 --> 00:50:56,975 Everyone thank Craig for doing this. 1263 00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:58,812 Thanks, Craig. Thank you, Craig. 1264 00:50:58,900 --> 00:50:59,889 Go for it, Craig. 1265 00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:01,971 Getting smoky in here. Go, go, go, go. 1266 00:51:05,621 --> 00:51:07,339 This is fucked up. 1267 00:51:18,022 --> 00:51:19,852 Goddamn. 1268 00:51:19,941 --> 00:51:21,932 Smoky as fuck out here. 1269 00:51:40,862 --> 00:51:41,898 Rope burn! Ah! Ooh! 1270 00:51:41,983 --> 00:51:43,655 Grab it, grab it, grab it! 1271 00:51:43,743 --> 00:51:44,971 Oh, no, no, no, no! 1272 00:51:45,063 --> 00:51:46,098 Shit. Oh, no. 1273 00:51:46,223 --> 00:51:48,214 Shit. Shit. 1274 00:51:56,904 --> 00:51:58,178 Come on, motherfucker. Shit! 1275 00:52:01,264 --> 00:52:02,742 Fuck this shit. 1276 00:52:08,704 --> 00:52:11,502 Fellas, fellas! Pull me in! Pull the rope! 1277 00:52:11,624 --> 00:52:13,182 Pull me in! We don't have the rope anymore! 1278 00:52:13,264 --> 00:52:14,583 We fucking dropped it! We're sorry! 1279 00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:15,813 You've got the rope, man! 1280 00:52:15,904 --> 00:52:17,223 What? 1281 00:52:22,785 --> 00:52:24,457 Craig! What the fuck do we do? 1282 00:52:24,545 --> 00:52:26,297 Craig! Craig! 1283 00:52:28,065 --> 00:52:29,054 Are you okay? 1284 00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:30,180 What happened, man? 1285 00:52:30,265 --> 00:52:31,745 I don't know! There's something out there. 1286 00:52:35,626 --> 00:52:36,775 Oh, shit! 1287 00:52:39,946 --> 00:52:41,982 A knife! Somebody throw me a knife! 1288 00:52:42,066 --> 00:52:43,340 I'll get it. 1289 00:52:47,026 --> 00:52:49,256 Why? OMG. 1290 00:52:49,346 --> 00:52:50,859 Jay, I'm so sorry, bro. 1291 00:52:50,946 --> 00:52:51,935 The fuck? 1292 00:52:53,786 --> 00:52:55,265 Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! 1293 00:52:56,627 --> 00:52:59,141 God! What the fuck was that? 1294 00:52:59,227 --> 00:53:00,342 I don't know what the fuck that was, 1295 00:53:00,467 --> 00:53:01,582 but I ain't going back out there. 1296 00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:02,736 Craig, you didn't even get any of the water. 1297 00:53:02,827 --> 00:53:03,816 The door was fucked up. 1298 00:53:03,907 --> 00:53:06,057 Damn it, this is so frustrating! 1299 00:53:06,147 --> 00:53:08,422 It's so close, but so far. 1300 00:53:08,507 --> 00:53:11,580 The water, it's, like, right underneath us. 1301 00:53:11,668 --> 00:53:13,306 Like, right there. 1302 00:53:13,388 --> 00:53:16,141 What do you mean "right underneath us"? 1303 00:53:16,228 --> 00:53:19,504 Like, literally, like, right there. 1304 00:53:19,588 --> 00:53:21,226 If you went right through the floor. 1305 00:53:33,428 --> 00:53:34,862 Yo. 1306 00:53:34,949 --> 00:53:39,340 Danny and Jonah's shift ends in ten minutes, so our break is almost over. 1307 00:53:39,949 --> 00:53:41,348 Okay. 1308 00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:42,817 Let me ask you something. 1309 00:53:44,349 --> 00:53:46,818 You really think this is 1310 00:53:46,910 --> 00:53:48,389 the Apocalypse? 1311 00:53:48,470 --> 00:53:50,938 You saw something out there, didn't you? 1312 00:53:51,030 --> 00:53:56,468 All right, let's just say for sake of argument, what if I did? 1313 00:53:56,550 --> 00:53:58,666 What if this is the real shit, right now, happening? 1314 00:53:59,671 --> 00:54:02,139 What if it is, man? We're not prepared for this. 1315 00:54:02,271 --> 00:54:04,182 What do we do? What's next? It says in the Bible, 1316 00:54:04,271 --> 00:54:06,182 "The worthy will ascend to Heaven. " 1317 00:54:06,271 --> 00:54:11,469 Even if it is the Apocalypse, it's not the end of us. 1318 00:54:11,551 --> 00:54:13,109 There's still hope. 1319 00:54:13,191 --> 00:54:16,422 We just have to somehow try to prove our worthiness. 1320 00:54:16,511 --> 00:54:18,786 Okay, so, you mean, like, 1321 00:54:18,871 --> 00:54:22,307 like the Ten Commandments, like, do shit unto people 1322 00:54:22,391 --> 00:54:23,619 that'll do the same shit to you. 1323 00:54:23,711 --> 00:54:25,430 That's a great place to start. 1324 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,911 You know, to just overall love. 1325 00:54:26,992 --> 00:54:30,064 Just be nicer and follow those commandments. 1326 00:54:30,152 --> 00:54:32,461 Listen. We're gonna get through this. 1327 00:54:32,552 --> 00:54:33,826 We're gonna get through this, man. 1328 00:54:33,912 --> 00:54:36,586 You know why? 'Cause we're gonna do it together. 1329 00:54:36,673 --> 00:54:37,867 You promise? 1330 00:54:37,953 --> 00:54:39,227 We're gonna do this. 1331 00:54:40,913 --> 00:54:42,983 I hear everything. 1332 00:54:53,114 --> 00:54:56,466 Who did this? 1333 00:54:56,553 --> 00:54:58,783 Did what? What are you talking about? 1334 00:54:58,873 --> 00:55:01,467 Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine 1335 00:55:01,594 --> 00:55:03,505 I was nice enough to tell you about. 1336 00:55:03,594 --> 00:55:05,232 Was it you, Seth? 1337 00:55:05,314 --> 00:55:06,463 No. 1338 00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:07,953 No? It was me, Franco. 1339 00:55:08,034 --> 00:55:10,150 I fucking made jizz in your magazine. 1340 00:55:10,234 --> 00:55:12,031 Why? When I fucking jack off 1341 00:55:12,114 --> 00:55:13,832 long enough, I end up jizzing, dude. 1342 00:55:13,914 --> 00:55:16,475 I'm assuming the same shit works for you? 1343 00:55:16,555 --> 00:55:19,194 Real fucking smart answer! Why don't you fucking aim, huh? 1344 00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:22,472 I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. 1345 00:55:22,555 --> 00:55:24,432 It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose. 1346 00:55:24,515 --> 00:55:26,073 You just got to grab on and pray to God 1347 00:55:26,155 --> 00:55:27,475 it doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth. 1348 00:55:27,556 --> 00:55:29,194 The fuck kind of jerking off is that? 1349 00:55:29,276 --> 00:55:30,265 What, you never had any brothers? 1350 00:55:30,356 --> 00:55:32,950 You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue? 1351 00:55:33,036 --> 00:55:34,788 No, I don't have any brothers. 1352 00:55:34,876 --> 00:55:36,308 I was raised in a house of women! 1353 00:55:36,395 --> 00:55:38,147 I highly doubt they fucking taught you 1354 00:55:38,235 --> 00:55:40,875 to fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want! 1355 00:55:40,956 --> 00:55:41,991 I mean, you're getting all worked up 1356 00:55:42,076 --> 00:55:43,634 over a fucking porno mag! 1357 00:55:43,716 --> 00:55:45,946 Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? 1358 00:55:46,036 --> 00:55:48,345 Welcome to the 21 st century, Buck Rogers! 1359 00:55:48,476 --> 00:55:51,274 You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls, 1360 00:55:51,396 --> 00:55:53,786 yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim! 1361 00:55:53,877 --> 00:55:56,391 That's right, man. I like to fucking read! 1362 00:55:56,477 --> 00:55:58,513 You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here? 1363 00:55:58,597 --> 00:56:00,508 I've been dropping loads around this fucking house 1364 00:56:00,597 --> 00:56:01,791 like a goddamn dump truck. 1365 00:56:01,877 --> 00:56:03,356 You don't cum on my stuff! 1366 00:56:03,437 --> 00:56:05,030 I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James. 1367 00:56:05,118 --> 00:56:06,392 I'll fucking cum in your kitchen. 1368 00:56:06,478 --> 00:56:07,672 I'll cum on your fucking art. 1369 00:56:07,758 --> 00:56:09,316 I'll cum anywhere I want! 1370 00:56:09,398 --> 00:56:11,070 I will fucking cum right on you! 1371 00:56:11,158 --> 00:56:13,513 I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride! 1372 00:56:13,598 --> 00:56:16,351 Ooh. I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now. 1373 00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:17,792 I fucking dare you to cum on me! 1374 00:56:17,879 --> 00:56:20,267 God! 1375 00:56:20,358 --> 00:56:22,553 I'm gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here! 1376 00:56:22,678 --> 00:56:25,192 This, no more, man. All over your fucking face. 1377 00:56:25,278 --> 00:56:27,314 This fucking all more. All over the fucking place! 1378 00:56:27,398 --> 00:56:29,037 I'll fucking cum anywhere I want! 1379 00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:30,438 I'll fucking cum on these walls! 1380 00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:31,998 I'll cum on the fucking cabinets! 1381 00:56:32,079 --> 00:56:33,637 On the fucking furniture! I'll cum everywhere! 1382 00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:35,471 If I see your dick one more time, 1383 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:36,912 I'm gonna fucking shoot it off! 1384 00:56:36,999 --> 00:56:38,796 You don't have enough bullets, bitch. 1385 00:56:38,879 --> 00:56:41,394 No fucking jerking off in my house, McBride! 1386 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,158 Come on, man. Fuck this. 1387 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:47,878 I'm just... I'm too thirsty to do this. 1388 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,194 And the fucking bitter irony is 1389 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,475 I'm not gonna have my thirst quenched until I finish this. 1390 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,073 God damn it, I hate it. Danny, no. 1391 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,560 Don't walk away. Danny, don't walk away from me! 1392 00:56:54,641 --> 00:56:57,678 It's too late, Seth. I've already walked away too much. 1393 00:56:57,801 --> 00:56:59,519 No, you haven't. You could still come back 1394 00:56:59,601 --> 00:57:02,160 and just fucking turn around and come back and help me. 1395 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,354 Danny? 1396 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,275 Daniel? 1397 00:57:16,561 --> 00:57:17,880 Need a hand? 1398 00:57:18,481 --> 00:57:19,756 Yeah, dude. 1399 00:57:19,842 --> 00:57:20,797 Your shift just ended, man. 1400 00:57:20,882 --> 00:57:22,281 You don't have to help me if you don't want to. 1401 00:57:22,362 --> 00:57:23,511 It's fine, I get it. 1402 00:57:23,602 --> 00:57:25,354 The fuck else am I doing? 1403 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,558 I appreciate it, man. Thank you. 1404 00:57:27,642 --> 00:57:29,075 Done and done. That's cool. 1405 00:57:35,403 --> 00:57:37,963 I don't know why I'm thinking of this, but remember that time 1406 00:57:38,043 --> 00:57:41,831 that I got you a fucking Taco Bell gift certificate 1407 00:57:41,923 --> 00:57:43,595 for, like, 20 bucks, and I bet you 1408 00:57:43,723 --> 00:57:45,679 that you couldn't eat all of that in one sitting. 1409 00:57:45,763 --> 00:57:47,515 I do remember that. I remember thinking, 1410 00:57:47,643 --> 00:57:48,837 "How much food could 20 dollars 1411 00:57:48,923 --> 00:57:50,276 "possibly buy you at Taco Bell?" 1412 00:57:50,363 --> 00:57:51,796 And the answer is infinite. 1413 00:57:51,883 --> 00:57:53,874 And we went to see fucking Gladiator. 1414 00:57:53,963 --> 00:57:54,998 Yeah. 1415 00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,518 And you sharted midway through the movie. 1416 00:57:57,604 --> 00:57:59,242 I did. Due to the tigers' appearance. 1417 00:57:59,364 --> 00:58:00,877 I got scared of the tigers. Yeah. 1418 00:58:00,964 --> 00:58:02,443 Literally, when the second tiger came out, I went... 1419 00:58:02,524 --> 00:58:03,877 ...and then I shat. 1420 00:58:03,964 --> 00:58:05,283 I shat in the theater. 1421 00:58:12,285 --> 00:58:14,276 Jesus. Oh, fuck. 1422 00:58:14,365 --> 00:58:15,764 You guys okay? 1423 00:58:15,845 --> 00:58:17,483 I broke my ass in half. Here. 1424 00:58:17,565 --> 00:58:19,078 Shit, they got through! 1425 00:58:19,165 --> 00:58:21,361 You guys fucking did it. Oh, my God. 1426 00:58:21,446 --> 00:58:22,435 Fuck. Did that hurt? 1427 00:58:22,526 --> 00:58:23,800 Oh, yes, it fucking hurt. 1428 00:58:23,886 --> 00:58:25,877 I loosened this up for you, I'll have you know. 1429 00:58:25,966 --> 00:58:27,762 Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here. 1430 00:58:27,845 --> 00:58:30,279 Hold on, hold on. 1431 00:58:31,165 --> 00:58:32,234 Nice. 1432 00:58:32,365 --> 00:58:34,277 Okay, good. Thank you. What is that? 1433 00:58:34,366 --> 00:58:37,039 That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain. 1434 00:58:37,166 --> 00:58:38,838 Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm-hmm. 1435 00:58:38,926 --> 00:58:40,484 What's his name? Terrence Peterson. 1436 00:58:40,566 --> 00:58:41,965 You see it, Seth? No. Where... 1437 00:58:42,046 --> 00:58:43,365 Are you sure it's even down here? 1438 00:58:43,446 --> 00:58:44,481 Terry Pete. 1439 00:58:44,566 --> 00:58:45,885 Uh, not sure. 1440 00:58:45,966 --> 00:58:47,286 Is there, is there any weird shit down here? 1441 00:58:47,367 --> 00:58:50,245 Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies. 1442 00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:51,555 Costumes, props. 1443 00:59:02,928 --> 00:59:04,486 What? Is someone down there? 1444 00:59:04,568 --> 00:59:07,765 It's your fucking stupid cutout from Spider-Man 3. 1445 00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:09,361 Jesus Christ. 1446 00:59:09,448 --> 00:59:10,482 No shit! 1447 00:59:10,607 --> 00:59:11,677 - There it is! - Yes! Yeah! 1448 00:59:11,768 --> 00:59:13,679 What, did you find it? Yeah! 1449 00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:17,247 # La-da-da-da-dah 1450 00:59:17,328 --> 00:59:19,319 # It's the motherfucking D - O-double-G 1451 00:59:19,448 --> 00:59:20,767 # Snoop Dogg! 1452 00:59:20,848 --> 00:59:22,247 # La-da-da-da-dahh 1453 00:59:22,368 --> 00:59:24,564 # You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E. # 1454 00:59:24,809 --> 00:59:25,924 Water. 1455 00:59:27,529 --> 00:59:29,087 Mmm! 1456 00:59:29,209 --> 00:59:31,279 That is so fucking good. 1457 00:59:31,369 --> 00:59:32,802 The two heroes over here, breaking through the floor. 1458 00:59:32,889 --> 00:59:34,402 We did break through the floor. 1459 00:59:34,489 --> 00:59:36,401 Any of you guys would have done the same thing. 1460 00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:38,799 Oh, man. That fucking hurt. 1461 00:59:38,930 --> 00:59:41,046 Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again. 1462 00:59:41,130 --> 00:59:42,279 I think I did. 1463 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,201 Hey, what year is this? 19... 1464 00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:45,882 That's a good... That's a good year. 1465 00:59:45,970 --> 00:59:47,244 Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo! 1466 00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:49,003 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? 1467 00:59:49,091 --> 00:59:50,160 What am I doing? 1468 00:59:51,531 --> 00:59:52,964 Fuck, man. 1469 00:59:53,051 --> 00:59:54,961 I'm just pouring myself another glass of water 1470 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:57,006 to wash down that dry-ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 1471 00:59:57,090 --> 00:59:58,318 That's very nice, but you can't just 1472 00:59:58,450 --> 01:00:00,042 pour yourself another glass of water, man! 1473 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:01,200 Will you cut it out? 1474 01:00:01,291 --> 01:00:03,566 Yeah. We agreed to one glass at dinner, 1475 01:00:03,651 --> 01:00:04,800 we voted on it, man. 1476 01:00:04,891 --> 01:00:06,119 Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired 1477 01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:07,564 of all these fucking rules, man. 1478 01:00:07,651 --> 01:00:09,050 You don't see me putting rules on you guys. 1479 01:00:09,131 --> 01:00:11,486 You cannot have another glass of water. 1480 01:00:11,571 --> 01:00:13,607 Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me. 1481 01:00:13,692 --> 01:00:15,569 Why the fuck is it fair 1482 01:00:15,652 --> 01:00:17,529 that him and I should drink the same amount of water? 1483 01:00:17,612 --> 01:00:19,330 We should be dividing our rations 1484 01:00:19,412 --> 01:00:21,289 based on our proportionate size. 1485 01:00:21,372 --> 01:00:23,840 I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything. 1486 01:00:23,932 --> 01:00:25,160 It's just that I think everyone 1487 01:00:25,252 --> 01:00:26,527 should split everything equally. 1488 01:00:26,613 --> 01:00:28,808 "I just think that everybody shoul have the fucking same. 1489 01:00:28,893 --> 01:00:30,963 "I have a goddamn earring. " Shut the fuck up, Jonah! 1490 01:00:31,053 --> 01:00:32,771 You know what, Danny? If you weren't jizzing 1491 01:00:32,853 --> 01:00:34,684 all the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated. 1492 01:00:34,773 --> 01:00:36,364 You're making me into a joke right now, Franco, 1493 01:00:36,452 --> 01:00:38,249 and you are not gonna like the fucking punch line. 1494 01:00:38,332 --> 01:00:41,245 No more jerking off! No more water! Just sit the fuck down! 1495 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:42,652 Okay, I'm done. 1496 01:00:42,733 --> 01:00:43,927 We're not gonna have any more water. 1497 01:00:44,013 --> 01:00:45,002 Good. All right. 1498 01:00:47,013 --> 01:00:48,605 Hey! 1499 01:00:55,854 --> 01:00:57,606 Someone help me! Fucking grab it! 1500 01:01:00,374 --> 01:01:01,602 What are you doing? 1501 01:01:01,694 --> 01:01:02,683 You guys made this happen! 1502 01:01:02,774 --> 01:01:05,243 You guys forced my fucking hand by ganging up on me. 1503 01:01:05,335 --> 01:01:08,293 God damn it, I'm gonna fucking kill this motherfucker! 1504 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,809 That's what I thought. Nerd. 1505 01:01:17,576 --> 01:01:19,008 All right, guys, 1506 01:01:19,135 --> 01:01:20,250 let's get rid of him. 1507 01:01:20,335 --> 01:01:21,654 What? What do you mean? 1508 01:01:21,735 --> 01:01:23,248 Like, kick him out of the house? 1509 01:01:23,335 --> 01:01:26,088 His fucking reckless behavior is dragging us all down. 1510 01:01:26,175 --> 01:01:28,166 I mean, he wasted our water twice. 1511 01:01:28,295 --> 01:01:30,127 Two times. Two times. 1512 01:01:30,256 --> 01:01:32,724 Dan is under a lot of pressure. Okay? 1513 01:01:32,816 --> 01:01:34,568 And he's not handling it as good as the rest of us are. 1514 01:01:34,656 --> 01:01:37,375 Look at him. He's wearing my fucking tuxedo. 1515 01:01:37,456 --> 01:01:39,048 He's been eating nonstop. 1516 01:01:39,136 --> 01:01:41,492 The fucker's gained weight since he got here. 1517 01:01:41,577 --> 01:01:43,568 The fucker's got to go. 1518 01:01:43,657 --> 01:01:44,646 Go. 1519 01:01:44,737 --> 01:01:46,329 The fucker's got to go. 1520 01:01:50,857 --> 01:01:52,415 This is how you all feel? 1521 01:01:52,497 --> 01:01:53,772 We talked about it. 1522 01:01:53,858 --> 01:01:56,736 You guys are gonna vote me off the island? 1523 01:01:56,818 --> 01:01:59,730 I mean, I made you guys breakfast. 1524 01:01:59,818 --> 01:02:02,092 Shit, man, you wasted half of our food when you did that. 1525 01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:04,896 Just thought I was doing something nice for you guys. 1526 01:02:04,977 --> 01:02:08,254 Just to apologize for my behavior at the party. 1527 01:02:08,378 --> 01:02:09,697 Party I wasn't even invited to. 1528 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,974 I'm not an idiot. 1529 01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:15,052 I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymore. 1530 01:02:15,178 --> 01:02:18,215 It's because I party so fucking hard. 1531 01:02:18,659 --> 01:02:21,696 Always have. Ever since I was a baby. 1532 01:02:21,779 --> 01:02:23,497 I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties. 1533 01:02:23,579 --> 01:02:26,696 I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em. 1534 01:02:27,899 --> 01:02:31,415 Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. 1535 01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:34,298 When I came on your magazine, James, 1536 01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:36,336 it was a cum for help. 1537 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:40,208 I've just been crying and comin' and crying and comin', 1538 01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:43,130 tears from the tip of my penis, dudes. 1539 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:46,172 I'm sorry, all right? You can cum wherever you want. 1540 01:02:46,260 --> 01:02:48,694 I don't even care about cumming anymore. 1541 01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:52,654 Right now, I'm just kind of into going. 1542 01:02:53,820 --> 01:02:55,492 Danny. Danny. 1543 01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:56,650 Hey. Come on, man. 1544 01:02:56,741 --> 01:02:58,254 I fucked up. 1545 01:02:58,341 --> 01:02:59,569 I'm sorry, man. Come on, look, 1546 01:02:59,701 --> 01:03:01,373 I was wrong. I feel like shit, man. 1547 01:03:01,461 --> 01:03:02,940 I didn't want it to happen like this. 1548 01:03:03,061 --> 01:03:04,130 Let's just discuss it some more, okay? 1549 01:03:04,221 --> 01:03:05,495 Yeah. Let's just talk, dude. 1550 01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:08,254 We're giving you an option. It's a choice, man. 1551 01:03:08,341 --> 01:03:10,173 There's nothing to figure out, all right? 1552 01:03:10,262 --> 01:03:12,935 You guys have said enough, and there's no going back anymore. 1553 01:03:14,102 --> 01:03:17,094 I don't know if there maybe is, like, something you guys could give me 1554 01:03:17,182 --> 01:03:19,776 so I could at least have some sort of protection while I'm out there. 1555 01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:22,172 Danny, you don't have to do this. 1556 01:03:22,263 --> 01:03:23,662 - Yeah, man. - All right, 1557 01:03:23,743 --> 01:03:24,937 if you're really leaving 1558 01:03:26,263 --> 01:03:28,332 then you should take this. 1559 01:03:28,462 --> 01:03:30,100 Really? 1560 01:03:30,182 --> 01:03:32,491 You don't know what's out there. 1561 01:03:35,823 --> 01:03:37,495 Thank you, James. 1562 01:03:38,383 --> 01:03:41,773 It means a lot to you, and I appreciate that you'd give this to me, 1563 01:03:41,863 --> 01:03:43,694 you stupid, stupid motherfucker! 1564 01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:49,777 Fucking psychopath. It's a prop gun! 1565 01:03:49,864 --> 01:03:51,422 What, do you think I'd put real bullets in here? 1566 01:03:51,504 --> 01:03:53,813 You were gonna send me out there with a fucking gun 1567 01:03:53,904 --> 01:03:54,939 filled with blanks? Oh, fuck you! 1568 01:03:55,024 --> 01:03:56,252 Don't turn this around on us. 1569 01:03:56,344 --> 01:03:58,335 You just tried to shoot us, you fucking dickhead! 1570 01:03:58,425 --> 01:03:59,460 Fucking murdering motherfucker! 1571 01:03:59,545 --> 01:04:01,900 Whatever. Fucking civilization is broken down. 1572 01:04:01,985 --> 01:04:04,374 There's no more reason for this false bullshit. 1573 01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:06,376 You guys act like you're so fucking high and mighty, 1574 01:04:06,465 --> 01:04:08,740 like you've never made a goddamn mistake before. 1575 01:04:08,825 --> 01:04:10,780 Franco, you're just a pretentious fucking nerd. 1576 01:04:10,864 --> 01:04:11,900 Fuck you. 1577 01:04:11,985 --> 01:04:13,054 And, Jonah, 1578 01:04:13,145 --> 01:04:14,498 you fucking cunt. 1579 01:04:16,225 --> 01:04:19,262 Craig, you didn't have my back, back there. 1580 01:04:19,385 --> 01:04:21,501 You fuckin' disappoint me. Bro. 1581 01:04:21,585 --> 01:04:24,339 And, Seth, you duplicitous taint. 1582 01:04:24,426 --> 01:04:27,338 What? Then of course, there's Jay, 1583 01:04:27,426 --> 01:04:30,975 the self-righteous, cock-sucking, two-faced backstabber. 1584 01:04:31,066 --> 01:04:32,784 What the fuck are you talking about? 1585 01:04:32,906 --> 01:04:34,624 I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right? 1586 01:04:34,706 --> 01:04:37,016 The only reason why you care about any of us is 1587 01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:38,745 because you think that's what God wants you to do. 1588 01:04:38,827 --> 01:04:40,180 You don't give a shit about us. 1589 01:04:40,267 --> 01:04:42,383 No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit... 1590 01:04:42,467 --> 01:04:43,456 You're fucking lying. 1591 01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:44,900 Am I twisting this? 1592 01:04:44,987 --> 01:04:47,820 I believe you were in Los Angeles 1593 01:04:47,907 --> 01:04:49,739 two months ago, at the Four Seasons. 1594 01:04:49,828 --> 01:04:53,297 I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth, 1595 01:04:53,427 --> 01:04:55,941 so that you could maintain the illusion 1596 01:04:56,027 --> 01:04:57,460 that you always stay with Seth 1597 01:04:57,547 --> 01:04:58,616 when you're in Los Angeles. 1598 01:04:58,707 --> 01:05:00,345 Ooh! 1599 01:05:01,388 --> 01:05:02,582 Jay. 1600 01:05:02,668 --> 01:05:04,386 Fuck, man. It's not... 1601 01:05:04,468 --> 01:05:06,777 Textbook twattage. 1602 01:05:06,868 --> 01:05:08,859 And just for the record, you guys, 1603 01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:11,223 I'm choosing to leave, you're not kicking me out. 1604 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:13,425 You guys had already said that I could come back in 1605 01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:15,704 and I'm the one who said that I'm not coming back in. 1606 01:05:15,789 --> 01:05:17,063 Don't be cocky. 1607 01:05:22,509 --> 01:05:23,862 Get the fuck out of here. 1608 01:05:25,549 --> 01:05:27,188 Is that true? 1609 01:05:29,270 --> 01:05:30,305 Yes. 1610 01:05:30,390 --> 01:05:31,743 Jay... 1611 01:05:32,990 --> 01:05:34,469 I know this is probably my fault 1612 01:05:34,550 --> 01:05:35,948 because I put you on a pedestal, 1613 01:05:36,029 --> 01:05:38,703 but you should not be dishonest with your friends. 1614 01:05:38,790 --> 01:05:40,860 But you really let me down. 1615 01:05:41,950 --> 01:05:43,508 Hey! Whoa! Jay, damn, man. 1616 01:05:43,590 --> 01:05:45,945 Fucker. What the hell? 1617 01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:47,907 It's all fucked, isn't it? 1618 01:05:48,630 --> 01:05:49,983 Jonah, you okay? Yeah. 1619 01:05:50,470 --> 01:05:51,790 Bleeding? 1620 01:05:55,591 --> 01:05:56,580 Yeah. 1621 01:05:59,151 --> 01:06:03,144 His insides hurt worse than my outsides. 1622 01:06:10,952 --> 01:06:12,271 Dear God, 1623 01:06:13,992 --> 01:06:16,268 I'd like to pray to You for a second. 1624 01:06:16,353 --> 01:06:18,025 It's me, Jonah Hill. 1625 01:06:20,032 --> 01:06:21,704 From Moneyball. 1626 01:06:24,032 --> 01:06:28,424 I hate Jay so fucking much. 1627 01:06:28,513 --> 01:06:31,471 I think he might be the worst person You ever created. 1628 01:06:31,553 --> 01:06:35,068 I don't want to judge You, but... 1629 01:06:35,153 --> 01:06:38,384 What's up? What were You thinking that day? 1630 01:06:38,473 --> 01:06:43,025 I love Seth, I love being his friend, he's an awesome guy, 1631 01:06:43,114 --> 01:06:45,389 but it's like Jay is the last connection 1632 01:06:45,474 --> 01:06:48,989 to his shitty, weird Canadian life. 1633 01:06:50,154 --> 01:06:51,906 Just do me one favor, God. 1634 01:06:54,115 --> 01:06:55,867 Just kill Jay. 1635 01:06:58,275 --> 01:06:59,867 That'd be so tight. 1636 01:07:58,118 --> 01:07:59,995 Stop, man. 1637 01:08:00,078 --> 01:08:02,228 Seriously, Craig, stop. 1638 01:08:02,718 --> 01:08:04,629 Your nails are sharp. 1639 01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:17,908 This is no dream! 1640 01:08:18,879 --> 01:08:21,155 This is really happening! 1641 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:23,275 No! 1642 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:39,993 Something, um, not that chill happened last night. 1643 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:45,272 Yo, so, I just drank my own pee for the first time. 1644 01:08:45,961 --> 01:08:50,352 And it ain't bad. I never thought to do it. 1645 01:08:50,441 --> 01:08:53,558 I always thought, you know, pee stink, whatever, but... 1646 01:08:53,681 --> 01:08:55,034 Shh. 1647 01:09:11,562 --> 01:09:13,473 I think we all remember how this works. 1648 01:09:13,562 --> 01:09:15,712 Whoever gets the burnt match has to go to one of Franco's 1649 01:09:15,802 --> 01:09:17,713 neighbors' houses, get us some food and some water. 1650 01:09:17,802 --> 01:09:19,633 No-ho-ho. No, I'm not going first. 1651 01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:21,201 I'll go first. Thank you. 1652 01:09:21,282 --> 01:09:23,034 Very mature of you. Thank you. 1653 01:09:27,483 --> 01:09:28,836 Yes! 1654 01:09:28,923 --> 01:09:30,641 Sorry. 1655 01:09:31,763 --> 01:09:32,752 Good job. 1656 01:09:36,484 --> 01:09:37,678 You okay, Jonah? 1657 01:09:37,764 --> 01:09:38,799 What's that? 1658 01:09:38,884 --> 01:09:39,953 You okay? 1659 01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:43,477 Yeah. Just bad sleep. Crazy dream. 1660 01:09:43,564 --> 01:09:44,838 Here, Jonah. 1661 01:09:48,085 --> 01:09:49,438 Jonah. 1662 01:09:49,525 --> 01:09:51,595 Okay. Shit. 1663 01:09:51,685 --> 01:09:53,163 Craigers, you feeling lucky? 1664 01:09:53,484 --> 01:09:54,963 Will history repeat itself? 1665 01:09:57,724 --> 01:09:58,759 Thank you. 1666 01:10:01,805 --> 01:10:03,079 You got this, dawg. 1667 01:10:10,965 --> 01:10:13,321 Seth! No! Not you! 1668 01:10:20,486 --> 01:10:21,475 I'm not going. 1669 01:10:21,606 --> 01:10:23,961 What? I'm not going. 1670 01:10:24,046 --> 01:10:25,320 I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go. 1671 01:10:25,406 --> 01:10:26,442 What? 1672 01:10:26,527 --> 01:10:27,562 Let me break it down for you. 1673 01:10:27,927 --> 01:10:29,519 I'm not fucking going. 1674 01:10:29,607 --> 01:10:31,643 You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going. 1675 01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:34,002 Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous? 1676 01:10:34,087 --> 01:10:36,520 You're constantly saying what assholes we are, how good you are. 1677 01:10:36,606 --> 01:10:38,165 You go get us some fuckin' water. 1678 01:10:42,287 --> 01:10:43,402 I will go. 1679 01:10:44,567 --> 01:10:46,205 Because I have 1680 01:10:46,287 --> 01:10:48,164 something called honor. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 1681 01:10:48,247 --> 01:10:50,044 That's good. Yeah, you're very honorable. 1682 01:10:50,488 --> 01:10:51,841 I'll go with you, Jay. 1683 01:10:51,928 --> 01:10:53,077 Really? 1684 01:10:53,168 --> 01:10:55,557 Is it because of our pact upstairs? 1685 01:10:55,648 --> 01:10:58,082 Nah, 'cause you got them skinny-ass arms. 1686 01:10:58,168 --> 01:11:00,204 You couldn't carry enough to feed a hamster. 1687 01:11:01,688 --> 01:11:02,723 It's working. 1688 01:11:06,249 --> 01:11:07,602 Let's get that money. 1689 01:11:07,689 --> 01:11:09,247 Let's do it. 1690 01:11:09,769 --> 01:11:12,078 Yo. Out and to the left. Shh-shh. 1691 01:11:19,569 --> 01:11:20,604 Bye. 1692 01:11:25,609 --> 01:11:26,928 Oh, my God. 1693 01:11:27,049 --> 01:11:28,278 What? 1694 01:11:28,810 --> 01:11:30,448 That's so sad. 1695 01:11:31,650 --> 01:11:33,766 Innocence lost. 1696 01:11:39,810 --> 01:11:41,164 What is that? 1697 01:11:41,451 --> 01:11:42,406 Fire. 1698 01:11:42,491 --> 01:11:43,970 There's, like, fire everywhere. 1699 01:11:44,051 --> 01:11:45,325 Damn it! 1700 01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:47,644 Hey, hey! 1701 01:11:49,531 --> 01:11:51,726 Fuck, yeah. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1702 01:12:06,892 --> 01:12:08,610 Hello? Shut the fuck up! 1703 01:12:08,732 --> 01:12:10,370 What? You yelling that shit for? 1704 01:12:10,452 --> 01:12:12,170 We got to find out... Don't yell no more, man. 1705 01:12:12,252 --> 01:12:14,243 Crack you in the head with this frying pan. 1706 01:12:14,332 --> 01:12:18,326 Okay. So we should probably split up, cover more ground. 1707 01:12:18,413 --> 01:12:20,688 What you think this is, Scooby-Doo? 1708 01:12:20,813 --> 01:12:22,451 We're gonna go in there, we're gonna find the kitchen, 1709 01:12:22,533 --> 01:12:24,251 and get as much shit as we can, together! 1710 01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:25,482 Then we're getting the fuck out of here. 1711 01:12:25,613 --> 01:12:27,331 All right, all right. All right? 1712 01:12:31,054 --> 01:12:32,043 Hey. 1713 01:12:32,654 --> 01:12:33,769 Hey. 1714 01:12:33,854 --> 01:12:35,446 What are you doing? 1715 01:12:35,534 --> 01:12:37,729 That should be me out there. 1716 01:12:37,814 --> 01:12:39,532 I totally fucked those guys. 1717 01:12:40,174 --> 01:12:41,527 Mmm. 1718 01:12:42,855 --> 01:12:44,003 Fuck was that? 1719 01:12:45,614 --> 01:12:47,525 Oh, fuck! Is he okay? 1720 01:12:47,614 --> 01:12:48,763 Dude! Jonah! 1721 01:12:48,854 --> 01:12:50,287 What the fuck? What do we do? 1722 01:12:50,374 --> 01:12:52,012 - Do you know first aid or anything? - No. 1723 01:12:52,094 --> 01:12:53,163 Jonah! I suck at first aid. 1724 01:12:53,254 --> 01:12:54,528 Are you okay? Shit! Jonah? 1725 01:12:54,614 --> 01:12:56,446 Oh, no. Low blood sugar. LBS. 1726 01:12:56,535 --> 01:12:58,366 LBS! He's having an LBS episode! 1727 01:12:58,455 --> 01:13:00,491 I'll get the Milky Way! You get the Milky Way! 1728 01:13:03,735 --> 01:13:04,770 Ugh! 1729 01:13:09,416 --> 01:13:10,895 Jay. 1730 01:13:13,576 --> 01:13:15,646 Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me. 1731 01:13:15,736 --> 01:13:17,647 I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth. 1732 01:13:17,736 --> 01:13:19,010 It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth. 1733 01:13:19,096 --> 01:13:21,565 Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there. 1734 01:13:21,657 --> 01:13:22,976 Okay, okay. Shove it right in there. 1735 01:13:23,057 --> 01:13:24,570 Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah. 1736 01:13:24,657 --> 01:13:26,170 You love the Milky Way. Yummy, yum. 1737 01:13:26,257 --> 01:13:27,575 It's not fucking working, man! 1738 01:13:27,656 --> 01:13:28,645 What the fuck! 1739 01:13:28,736 --> 01:13:29,851 How do we get it in there? 1740 01:13:29,936 --> 01:13:33,088 Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird. 1741 01:13:33,817 --> 01:13:34,806 Mmm! 1742 01:13:34,937 --> 01:13:35,926 You just swallowed it, man. 1743 01:13:36,017 --> 01:13:37,006 It's so good. 1744 01:13:37,097 --> 01:13:38,689 Give me a bite. 1745 01:13:38,777 --> 01:13:39,846 Mmm! 1746 01:13:39,937 --> 01:13:42,610 The second it hits your mouth is, like, amazing. 1747 01:13:44,097 --> 01:13:46,248 Okay. Open it. 1748 01:13:53,658 --> 01:13:55,250 What the fuck was that? 1749 01:13:55,338 --> 01:13:57,374 That's Hebrew. That's not Hebrew. 1750 01:13:57,458 --> 01:13:58,812 It's fuckin' Latin or something like that. 1751 01:13:58,899 --> 01:14:00,537 I went to Hebrew school for six years. That's not Hebrew. 1752 01:14:01,979 --> 01:14:04,209 You will drown in a river of blood. 1753 01:14:04,299 --> 01:14:06,210 The End of Days is here. 1754 01:14:06,299 --> 01:14:09,211 You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come. 1755 01:14:09,299 --> 01:14:12,211 Judgment Day is upon you. 1756 01:14:12,299 --> 01:14:16,577 The Apocalypse is nigh! 1757 01:14:19,139 --> 01:14:21,095 Hey, I think that's all it could fit. 1758 01:14:21,819 --> 01:14:25,859 Man, let's take this back to Franco's, get the fuck out of here. 1759 01:14:25,940 --> 01:14:27,134 Uh, uh... 1760 01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:29,054 What are we going back for? 1761 01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:30,209 What are you talking about? 1762 01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:34,259 In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here. 1763 01:14:34,340 --> 01:14:37,253 And here, you don't have to sleep 1764 01:14:37,341 --> 01:14:40,219 in a friggin' tent under a dick. 1765 01:14:40,301 --> 01:14:41,654 I like my dick tent. 1766 01:14:41,741 --> 01:14:42,776 I'm just saying, 1767 01:14:42,861 --> 01:14:46,649 we could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you. 1768 01:14:47,101 --> 01:14:49,013 All I know is I'm scared as hell, 1769 01:14:49,142 --> 01:14:51,895 and I just want to get back to our friends. 1770 01:14:51,982 --> 01:14:53,175 Yeah, but they're not my friends. 1771 01:14:53,661 --> 01:14:54,616 Seth is your friend. 1772 01:14:54,701 --> 01:14:56,896 We've been growing apart for years. 1773 01:14:57,021 --> 01:14:59,581 That's why I didn't stay with him last time I was here. 1774 01:14:59,661 --> 01:15:02,096 And I stayed with him this time to try and salvage it, 1775 01:15:02,182 --> 01:15:03,934 but clearly that didn't work out. 1776 01:15:04,022 --> 01:15:06,661 Jay, like it or not, 1777 01:15:07,302 --> 01:15:09,020 those assholes are all we got. 1778 01:15:13,063 --> 01:15:14,052 Did you hear that? 1779 01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:15,656 Yeah, that was a creak. 1780 01:15:20,783 --> 01:15:22,774 What is that? 1781 01:15:24,143 --> 01:15:26,180 Ew! What is that? Is that bile? 1782 01:15:26,304 --> 01:15:28,340 I don't know. It's cold. 1783 01:15:28,424 --> 01:15:29,652 Sniff it. 1784 01:15:29,744 --> 01:15:32,212 No. You sniff it. 1785 01:15:33,264 --> 01:15:34,299 Ew! 1786 01:15:34,384 --> 01:15:36,055 What? It smells like puke. 1787 01:15:36,143 --> 01:15:37,132 Ew! Ew! 1788 01:15:37,223 --> 01:15:38,862 Don't get it on me! Ew! 1789 01:15:49,544 --> 01:15:50,864 It's in my eyes! Dude! 1790 01:15:50,945 --> 01:15:53,254 It's in my mouth! He's gone! 1791 01:15:53,345 --> 01:15:55,495 Where is he? He's fucking gone! 1792 01:15:55,625 --> 01:15:57,820 Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! 1793 01:16:07,306 --> 01:16:09,900 Please, God! Jesus, Jesus! 1794 01:16:17,547 --> 01:16:18,535 Fuck. 1795 01:16:19,306 --> 01:16:21,024 Jonah! Jonah! 1796 01:16:21,106 --> 01:16:23,176 Jonah, stop this! 1797 01:16:23,306 --> 01:16:24,864 Please! Jonah, where the fuck are you? 1798 01:16:24,946 --> 01:16:26,584 Why did you vomit on us! 1799 01:16:30,027 --> 01:16:31,938 Bad Jonah! Stop! 1800 01:16:32,027 --> 01:16:33,858 Stop eating him! 1801 01:16:33,947 --> 01:16:35,938 Watch out! He's super strong! 1802 01:16:36,067 --> 01:16:37,056 Aah! 1803 01:16:38,467 --> 01:16:39,536 Shit! 1804 01:16:39,627 --> 01:16:41,778 What is happen... 1805 01:16:41,868 --> 01:16:43,017 Oh, no! 1806 01:16:43,108 --> 01:16:44,860 I'm gonna tittie-fuck you, Seth. 1807 01:16:44,948 --> 01:16:46,381 Don't tittie-fuck me! 1808 01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:47,901 What are they, big B's or small C's? 1809 01:16:47,988 --> 01:16:50,548 I'm gonna push your titties together. 1810 01:16:50,628 --> 01:16:52,266 Push 'em together! 1811 01:16:52,348 --> 01:16:53,907 I'll get you something to help! 1812 01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:54,978 I'll pass you something! 1813 01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:56,138 Okay, pass it to me. 1814 01:16:56,789 --> 01:16:58,745 Ow! Fuck! Shit! 1815 01:17:01,788 --> 01:17:02,777 Aah! Oh! 1816 01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:05,904 Seth! 1817 01:17:07,469 --> 01:17:09,460 We're getting crazy! 1818 01:17:15,389 --> 01:17:16,663 Come on! Come on! 1819 01:17:18,070 --> 01:17:20,584 Jesus, open, God damn you, open! 1820 01:17:23,910 --> 01:17:25,741 No, no, no, no. 1821 01:17:31,551 --> 01:17:32,984 Jesus... 1822 01:17:33,511 --> 01:17:35,866 Oh, fuck. 1823 01:17:36,351 --> 01:17:38,023 We gotta hide. We gotta hide. I know! 1824 01:17:38,191 --> 01:17:39,510 He's coming! He's coming! I know he's coming! 1825 01:17:39,551 --> 01:17:41,109 I don't know what the fuck to do! 1826 01:17:41,191 --> 01:17:42,910 I don't know... 1827 01:17:43,232 --> 01:17:44,664 Where are you going? 1828 01:17:45,071 --> 01:17:46,663 Shit. 1829 01:17:55,232 --> 01:17:57,188 Please go away. He's sniffing. 1830 01:17:57,952 --> 01:17:58,941 I'm so scared, James. 1831 01:17:59,032 --> 01:18:00,147 Be quiet. 1832 01:18:01,712 --> 01:18:03,430 You're breathing really loud. Am I? 1833 01:18:03,832 --> 01:18:04,981 Don't breathe through your mouth. Okay. 1834 01:18:07,352 --> 01:18:10,186 Now you're doing loud nose breathing. Am I? 1835 01:18:10,273 --> 01:18:12,070 I don't know where else to breathe from. 1836 01:18:13,713 --> 01:18:14,828 Is that... Seth. 1837 01:18:19,873 --> 01:18:21,466 Oh, shit. Don't move. 1838 01:18:21,554 --> 01:18:23,192 Oh, shit, he's coming right this way. Oh, shit. 1839 01:18:23,274 --> 01:18:24,548 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1840 01:18:32,153 --> 01:18:34,065 Get out of my way! Move! Move! 1841 01:18:34,154 --> 01:18:36,110 Fuck! 1842 01:18:39,234 --> 01:18:40,223 You okay? 1843 01:18:40,314 --> 01:18:41,463 Come on! 1844 01:18:41,594 --> 01:18:45,588 Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Okay. 1845 01:18:48,115 --> 01:18:49,912 What the fuck! What are you doing? 1846 01:18:49,995 --> 01:18:51,428 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1847 01:18:51,515 --> 01:18:52,994 There's a fuckin' demon chasing us! 1848 01:18:53,075 --> 01:18:54,667 A demon? Demon? 1849 01:18:54,755 --> 01:18:57,589 What the fuck happened to you guys? That! 1850 01:18:57,676 --> 01:18:59,075 It's Jonah! He's possessed! 1851 01:18:59,196 --> 01:19:00,424 He's crazy! 1852 01:19:01,396 --> 01:19:03,751 Oh, fuck! You brained him. 1853 01:19:03,836 --> 01:19:05,554 Is that... I was supposed to do that, right? 1854 01:19:05,636 --> 01:19:06,705 Yeah. 1855 01:19:10,116 --> 01:19:11,947 Motherfucker. 1856 01:19:12,636 --> 01:19:14,194 - Fasten! - Hurry! 1857 01:19:14,276 --> 01:19:15,629 Fasten, God damn you, bastard! 1858 01:19:15,716 --> 01:19:16,751 He's gonna be fuckin' 1859 01:19:16,836 --> 01:19:18,189 bad news when he wakes up! 1860 01:19:18,276 --> 01:19:20,107 He's fuckin' strong. 1861 01:19:20,196 --> 01:19:21,868 My side's good. Oh, shit! 1862 01:19:21,956 --> 01:19:23,515 All right, I'll fuckin' hit him. 1863 01:19:23,637 --> 01:19:25,195 Fuck! Come on, come on! Okay! 1864 01:19:30,637 --> 01:19:33,071 This shit's cray cray, guys. 1865 01:19:33,397 --> 01:19:36,356 I mean, it's, like, the real, like Apocalypse. 1866 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:38,747 It's, like, the Book of Revelations, 1867 01:19:38,838 --> 01:19:40,988 like that means there's a God. 1868 01:19:41,078 --> 01:19:42,397 Right? 1869 01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:45,151 I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time. 1870 01:19:45,238 --> 01:19:47,707 Who fuckin' saw that coming? That there's actually a God? 1871 01:19:47,799 --> 01:19:51,109 I'd say 95% of the planet. 1872 01:19:52,638 --> 01:19:54,754 Jesus fucking Christ, man. 1873 01:19:54,878 --> 01:19:56,914 You might want to stay away from saying that. 1874 01:19:56,998 --> 01:19:59,432 "Jesus fucking Christ"? Why? 1875 01:19:59,558 --> 01:20:01,231 Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments. 1876 01:20:01,319 --> 01:20:04,152 "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. " 1877 01:20:04,239 --> 01:20:05,672 Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. 1878 01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:06,953 God is name of the Lord. 1879 01:20:07,039 --> 01:20:09,075 Jesus, God, it's all the same. 1880 01:20:09,159 --> 01:20:11,468 It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost. 1881 01:20:11,559 --> 01:20:13,437 It's like Neapolitan ice cream. 1882 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:15,112 I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are. 1883 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:19,352 Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people. 1884 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:22,592 I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good. 1885 01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:24,318 I'm good. We're four actors. 1886 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,357 We bring joy to people's lives. 1887 01:20:26,441 --> 01:20:28,159 Yeah, but we don't do it for free. 1888 01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:32,439 We get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession. 1889 01:20:32,521 --> 01:20:34,273 It's not like it was just handed to any of us. 1890 01:20:34,361 --> 01:20:35,998 We've worked really hard to be here. 1891 01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,197 Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold. 1892 01:20:38,721 --> 01:20:40,871 You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, 1893 01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:45,034 you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing. 1894 01:20:45,121 --> 01:20:47,316 I think God might have just fucked up, 1895 01:20:47,401 --> 01:20:50,439 made a mistake, and left us behind by accident. 1896 01:20:50,562 --> 01:20:52,518 I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate. 1897 01:20:52,602 --> 01:20:55,674 It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay? 1898 01:20:55,762 --> 01:20:59,914 We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here. 1899 01:21:00,002 --> 01:21:02,312 Why are you so sure? 1900 01:21:02,403 --> 01:21:04,473 I've done things, man. I... 1901 01:21:07,603 --> 01:21:09,355 I gouged a man's eyeballs out. 1902 01:21:09,443 --> 01:21:11,195 What the... Fuck off. 1903 01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:13,035 Craig. Well, I was a kid, man. 1904 01:21:13,123 --> 01:21:15,319 It was a fuckin' bar fight. 1905 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:16,723 It was a bad foosball game. 1906 01:21:16,804 --> 01:21:19,476 He said I didn't call spinneys, and I fuckin' called spinneys. 1907 01:21:19,563 --> 01:21:22,396 He got all in my face, and I smashed a bottle across his face... 1908 01:21:23,323 --> 01:21:24,995 ...and the first eyeball was an accident, 1909 01:21:25,083 --> 01:21:27,723 but then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one. 1910 01:21:27,804 --> 01:21:29,840 It was fucked up. But you know what? 1911 01:21:29,924 --> 01:21:34,361 That shit happens. I'm saying, that's... I think that's why I'm here. 1912 01:21:34,484 --> 01:21:36,520 I got to admit something. 1913 01:21:36,604 --> 01:21:37,878 I, uh... 1914 01:21:39,765 --> 01:21:41,164 I fucked Lindsay Lohan. 1915 01:21:41,285 --> 01:21:44,118 She was fucked up. She was high. 1916 01:21:44,245 --> 01:21:45,473 It was at the Chateau Marmont, 1917 01:21:45,565 --> 01:21:46,793 and she kept banging on my door. 1918 01:21:48,365 --> 01:21:50,083 She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal. 1919 01:21:50,165 --> 01:21:51,439 That's fucked up. 1920 01:21:51,525 --> 01:21:55,041 Yeah, I said, "Call me the Prince of Persia. " 1921 01:21:55,126 --> 01:21:56,320 See, that's what I'm saying, man. 1922 01:21:56,406 --> 01:21:58,362 We've all done bad shit, you know? 1923 01:21:58,446 --> 01:22:02,040 We've done more bad shit than good in our lives, and 1924 01:22:03,445 --> 01:22:06,279 it's time to pay the piper. 1925 01:22:07,246 --> 01:22:08,395 Whoa, shit! 1926 01:22:08,486 --> 01:22:10,477 Something's wrong. 1927 01:22:11,446 --> 01:22:12,765 God did this. 1928 01:22:12,806 --> 01:22:16,435 He gave us light, and then He took it away. 1929 01:22:16,526 --> 01:22:17,880 You hear that? 1930 01:22:17,967 --> 01:22:20,037 It's the soundtrack of us going insane. 1931 01:22:20,127 --> 01:22:22,960 Damn, I wish there was something we could do to help him. 1932 01:22:24,007 --> 01:22:25,645 I know what we can do. 1933 01:22:34,488 --> 01:22:36,365 The fuckin' stench. 1934 01:22:50,168 --> 01:22:51,157 Jonah Hill? 1935 01:22:52,888 --> 01:22:54,207 Jonah? 1936 01:22:57,409 --> 01:22:58,808 Jonah Hill. 1937 01:22:58,889 --> 01:23:01,005 Jonah Hill is no more. 1938 01:23:02,249 --> 01:23:03,364 Demon? 1939 01:23:03,449 --> 01:23:05,280 Yes? 1940 01:23:05,369 --> 01:23:07,281 Fuck. That's not good. 1941 01:23:07,370 --> 01:23:08,644 That's not good. 1942 01:23:09,370 --> 01:23:10,928 Jay, you fool. 1943 01:23:11,010 --> 01:23:13,478 I say unto thee, 1944 01:23:14,010 --> 01:23:16,444 the power of Christ compels you! 1945 01:23:16,530 --> 01:23:19,363 Oh, does it? Does it compel me? 1946 01:23:19,450 --> 01:23:21,487 The power of Christ compels you! 1947 01:23:21,571 --> 01:23:22,560 Does it, Jay? 1948 01:23:22,651 --> 01:23:24,562 The power of Christ compels you! 1949 01:23:24,651 --> 01:23:26,641 Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? 1950 01:23:26,810 --> 01:23:29,278 The power of Christ compels you! 1951 01:23:29,370 --> 01:23:31,804 Guess what? It's not that compelling. 1952 01:23:31,890 --> 01:23:34,041 Jay, you serious right now? 1953 01:23:34,131 --> 01:23:36,406 That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist? 1954 01:23:36,531 --> 01:23:38,681 I would assume they did their fuckin' research. 1955 01:23:38,771 --> 01:23:40,602 It's a movie! It's a manual. 1956 01:23:40,731 --> 01:23:42,608 It's a fuckin' training manual. 1957 01:23:44,531 --> 01:23:45,965 I say unto thee, 1958 01:23:46,252 --> 01:23:48,720 the power of Christ compels you! 1959 01:23:48,812 --> 01:23:51,007 The power of Christ compels you! 1960 01:23:51,852 --> 01:23:54,002 The power of Christ compels you! 1961 01:23:54,132 --> 01:23:55,645 Geez, it hurts a little bit. 1962 01:23:55,732 --> 01:23:56,960 It's, like, this little sting. 1963 01:23:57,092 --> 01:23:59,482 The power of Christ compels you! 1964 01:23:59,573 --> 01:24:00,642 Seriously, fuck off. 1965 01:24:00,733 --> 01:24:03,247 The power of Christ compels you! 1966 01:24:05,533 --> 01:24:06,932 Jay? 1967 01:24:07,133 --> 01:24:08,804 The power of Christ compels you! 1968 01:24:08,892 --> 01:24:09,928 Holy shit! 1969 01:24:09,973 --> 01:24:11,531 You're pissing him off, man. Just stop it! 1970 01:24:11,613 --> 01:24:13,410 Jay! The power of Christ compels you! 1971 01:24:15,933 --> 01:24:17,730 The power of... Get the fuck down! 1972 01:24:17,853 --> 01:24:19,889 Don't fucking push me, asshole! Geez, man! 1973 01:24:19,973 --> 01:24:20,962 Easy! Fuck you! 1974 01:24:21,053 --> 01:24:22,123 You're a fucking asshole, you liar! 1975 01:24:22,214 --> 01:24:23,203 Still? 1976 01:24:23,294 --> 01:24:24,283 Yes. Still? Yes. 1977 01:24:24,414 --> 01:24:25,847 Guys, guys, we got a possessed guy here! 1978 01:24:25,934 --> 01:24:27,526 Do we have to argue about this right now? 1979 01:24:27,614 --> 01:24:28,569 Let 'em fight. 1980 01:24:28,654 --> 01:24:30,167 We got an exorcism to finish. Hello? 1981 01:24:30,294 --> 01:24:31,522 Do you want to know why I didn't stay with you? 1982 01:24:31,614 --> 01:24:33,172 Yeah. You fuckin' changed. 1983 01:24:33,254 --> 01:24:36,133 You're a fuckin' sell-out. 1984 01:24:36,215 --> 01:24:38,445 You did fuckin' sell out. Everyone says. 1985 01:24:38,535 --> 01:24:42,369 At least I did change! You act like you're fucking 18 years old still, Jay! 1986 01:24:42,455 --> 01:24:44,764 Grow up, Jay. That's why he's yelling at you. 1987 01:24:44,895 --> 01:24:46,931 You've been holding me back this whole time! 1988 01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:48,574 That means fuck you. 1989 01:24:48,656 --> 01:24:50,692 Come on, guys! Come on! 1990 01:24:52,055 --> 01:24:54,046 Fuck you, you piece of shit! 1991 01:24:57,415 --> 01:24:58,609 Everybody, out! 1992 01:24:58,695 --> 01:24:59,924 Craig, stop 'em! 1993 01:25:00,016 --> 01:25:01,813 Get apart! Oh, now it's on. 1994 01:25:01,896 --> 01:25:04,285 Yo! What the fuck is all this, Franco? 1995 01:25:05,616 --> 01:25:07,208 Uh, looks like food. How'd that get there? 1996 01:25:07,296 --> 01:25:09,685 What? You have more food? 1997 01:25:09,776 --> 01:25:10,970 You knew he had extra food? 1998 01:25:11,056 --> 01:25:12,775 Yeah, he gave me one cracker. 1999 01:25:12,857 --> 01:25:14,415 I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker. 2000 01:25:14,497 --> 01:25:16,727 All right, well, maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick, all right? 2001 01:25:16,857 --> 01:25:17,972 Look... I didn't want to suck it! 2002 01:25:18,137 --> 01:25:19,729 That's the point of what I said! It was my fucking food! 2003 01:25:19,817 --> 01:25:20,806 Guys, guys, guys, fire! 2004 01:25:20,897 --> 01:25:21,932 Boys, boys, boys... 2005 01:25:22,057 --> 01:25:24,048 Shit! Jonah's on fire! 2006 01:25:29,858 --> 01:25:31,177 Put it out! 2007 01:25:31,258 --> 01:25:32,657 Use your mouth! Put it out! 2008 01:25:41,578 --> 01:25:43,011 Go, go, go, go, go! 2009 01:25:52,019 --> 01:25:53,498 Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? 2010 01:25:53,579 --> 01:25:54,728 Go, go, go! 2011 01:25:57,339 --> 01:25:58,931 Go, go, go, go, go! 2012 01:25:59,019 --> 01:26:00,771 Go, get outside! 2013 01:26:00,859 --> 01:26:02,771 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 2014 01:26:02,860 --> 01:26:03,849 Go, go on! 2015 01:26:03,940 --> 01:26:06,010 Come on, hurry up, he's coming! 2016 01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:07,772 He's coming! 2017 01:26:20,940 --> 01:26:22,578 Watch out, watch out! 2018 01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:25,249 Oh, my fortress! 2019 01:26:26,180 --> 01:26:29,014 Uh, boys, I just want to point out, um, 2020 01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,580 we're out in the open now. 2021 01:26:31,301 --> 01:26:32,416 Oh, fuck. Shit, shit, shit. 2022 01:26:32,501 --> 01:26:34,651 Oh, shit. Hey, hey, hey. 2023 01:26:34,741 --> 01:26:35,856 My Prius. Yeah! 2024 01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,738 Yeah! Yes! 2025 01:26:40,902 --> 01:26:41,971 What is that? 2026 01:26:42,742 --> 01:26:44,733 No fucking way. 2027 01:26:44,862 --> 01:26:46,818 We're screwed! 2028 01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:49,370 We're totally screwed, guys. 2029 01:26:52,223 --> 01:26:53,212 I got this. 2030 01:26:53,303 --> 01:26:54,861 What? I'll distract the thing. 2031 01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:56,899 I'll run over there screaming and shit, 2032 01:26:56,983 --> 01:27:00,577 and that should give you enough time to get to the garage. 2033 01:27:00,702 --> 01:27:02,294 Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you. 2034 01:27:02,382 --> 01:27:05,773 Maybe I deserve it. I've been shitty my whole life. 2035 01:27:05,863 --> 01:27:08,093 Being selfish, only doing shit for me. 2036 01:27:08,183 --> 01:27:10,492 Maybe it's only right that the last thing I do 2037 01:27:10,583 --> 01:27:13,655 on this planet isn't for me. 2038 01:27:13,903 --> 01:27:15,131 It's for you guys. 2039 01:27:15,223 --> 01:27:16,942 Craig, you don't have to do that. 2040 01:27:17,024 --> 01:27:18,343 Thank you very much, Craig. 2041 01:27:18,424 --> 01:27:20,176 I appreciate that. You spineless... 2042 01:27:20,904 --> 01:27:22,815 I love you guys. 2043 01:27:23,024 --> 01:27:24,662 You're my best friends. 2044 01:27:24,744 --> 01:27:26,735 You're a real mensch, Craig. 2045 01:27:26,824 --> 01:27:29,019 See you on the other side. 2046 01:27:33,505 --> 01:27:36,622 Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on! 2047 01:27:36,705 --> 01:27:38,775 Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker. 2048 01:27:38,865 --> 01:27:40,981 Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon! 2049 01:27:41,065 --> 01:27:42,862 Yeah, bring your ass, bitch! 2050 01:27:42,945 --> 01:27:45,823 Nobody's scared of you! I'm Craig fucking Robinson! 2051 01:27:46,025 --> 01:27:47,140 Yeah. 2052 01:27:47,225 --> 01:27:48,374 What's he gonna do? Craig. 2053 01:27:48,505 --> 01:27:51,542 I hope you like big dick, motherfucker, 2054 01:27:51,625 --> 01:27:53,456 'cause I'm about to fuck you raw! 2055 01:27:53,545 --> 01:27:55,821 For the last goddamn time! 2056 01:27:56,346 --> 01:27:57,938 Take your panties off! 2057 01:28:08,787 --> 01:28:10,425 Fuck, yeah! 2058 01:28:12,787 --> 01:28:13,742 It worked. 2059 01:28:13,827 --> 01:28:15,340 What's happening? 2060 01:28:15,427 --> 01:28:17,418 Craig! Craig! 2061 01:28:30,387 --> 01:28:33,505 Holy shit, do you guys realize what this means? 2062 01:28:33,588 --> 01:28:35,067 That Craig was an angel this whole time? 2063 01:28:35,188 --> 01:28:38,066 No, no, it means we can still be saved. No, no. 2064 01:28:40,028 --> 01:28:42,906 I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean... 2065 01:28:42,988 --> 01:28:45,344 Craig sacrificed himself for us, 2066 01:28:45,429 --> 01:28:47,226 which means that there's still hope. 2067 01:28:47,349 --> 01:28:49,146 That means we can be redeemed. Yeah. 2068 01:28:49,229 --> 01:28:50,947 It means that if we're actually nice to each other, 2069 01:28:51,069 --> 01:28:53,822 we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal. 2070 01:28:53,949 --> 01:28:55,621 All right, I got it, let's just head out 2071 01:28:55,709 --> 01:28:57,985 to my place in Malibu. Yeah. 2072 01:28:58,070 --> 01:29:01,221 Just survive long enough until we do enough good things 2073 01:29:01,310 --> 01:29:03,346 and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices, 2074 01:29:03,430 --> 01:29:04,545 and we'll all go to Heaven together. 2075 01:29:04,630 --> 01:29:06,586 That's a great idea, James. 2076 01:29:06,710 --> 01:29:08,348 Seriously, really, really good idea. 2077 01:29:08,429 --> 01:29:10,261 Really, you're such a smart guy. 2078 01:29:10,350 --> 01:29:12,386 Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy. 2079 01:29:12,710 --> 01:29:13,699 You got a great smile. 2080 01:29:13,790 --> 01:29:15,462 Thanks, man. And an awesome laugh. 2081 01:29:15,590 --> 01:29:17,546 I've heard it's annoying. How about that Jay back there, man? 2082 01:29:17,670 --> 01:29:19,228 Dude, Jay, you kidding me? Come on. Oh, come on. 2083 01:29:19,350 --> 01:29:20,624 One of a kind. Get out of here. 2084 01:29:20,710 --> 01:29:21,905 You got a cool body. 2085 01:29:21,991 --> 01:29:23,470 You can walk around with your shirt off anytime. 2086 01:29:23,551 --> 01:29:25,189 It's not working, this isn't working. 2087 01:29:25,271 --> 01:29:27,068 What, you thought we would be Raptured already? 2088 01:29:27,191 --> 01:29:28,226 I thought it would happen already. 2089 01:29:28,311 --> 01:29:29,426 No, we've just been talking nice. 2090 01:29:29,511 --> 01:29:31,388 Talking nice doesn't get you into Heaven. 2091 01:29:31,471 --> 01:29:33,587 Doesn't hurt to smile... 2092 01:29:36,232 --> 01:29:37,221 What the fuck? 2093 01:29:37,312 --> 01:29:38,631 You guys okay? 2094 01:29:38,712 --> 01:29:40,430 Oh, shit. Christ. 2095 01:29:50,673 --> 01:29:52,105 - Franco! - Come on! 2096 01:29:55,032 --> 01:29:56,670 Yo, cut his fucking head off! 2097 01:29:56,752 --> 01:29:57,867 What's going on? 2098 01:29:59,233 --> 01:30:01,189 No! 2099 01:30:01,273 --> 01:30:02,501 Stop! No! 2100 01:30:20,034 --> 01:30:21,183 Danny? 2101 01:30:21,274 --> 01:30:22,468 What the fuck? 2102 01:30:22,554 --> 01:30:23,669 You guys are still alive? 2103 01:30:23,794 --> 01:30:24,864 Yeah. 2104 01:30:24,955 --> 01:30:27,025 Holy shit, I didn't expect that. 2105 01:30:27,115 --> 01:30:29,026 Fuck out here. 2106 01:30:29,955 --> 01:30:30,990 Get... 2107 01:30:31,115 --> 01:30:32,867 Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. Oh, Jesus. 2108 01:30:32,955 --> 01:30:36,709 That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect. 2109 01:30:37,075 --> 01:30:39,669 It's been a long time since any of us have eaten, 2110 01:30:39,755 --> 01:30:42,553 and you three gentlemen look delicious. 2111 01:30:42,635 --> 01:30:43,750 What does that have to do with us? 2112 01:30:43,835 --> 01:30:45,666 The fuck are you talking about? 2113 01:30:45,755 --> 01:30:47,427 I'm a cannibal, hombre. 2114 01:30:47,515 --> 01:30:49,313 We're gonna fucking eat your ass. 2115 01:30:49,396 --> 01:30:50,954 Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man. 2116 01:30:51,036 --> 01:30:53,869 I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want. 2117 01:30:53,956 --> 01:30:55,548 I butt-fucked this dude. 2118 01:30:56,716 --> 01:30:57,705 See that? 2119 01:30:57,796 --> 01:30:59,388 I fucking slide right in that shit. 2120 01:30:59,476 --> 01:31:02,230 I do whatever I want. This is my gimp. 2121 01:31:02,317 --> 01:31:03,875 Channing, introduce yourself. 2122 01:31:04,157 --> 01:31:05,226 Hey, what's up, guys? 2123 01:31:05,317 --> 01:31:06,716 Y'all cool? 2124 01:31:06,837 --> 01:31:08,236 That's Channing Tatum. 2125 01:31:08,317 --> 01:31:10,069 That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the fuck? 2126 01:31:10,157 --> 01:31:12,273 Channing fucking Tatum. I found him wandering on the freeway. 2127 01:31:12,357 --> 01:31:15,031 I collected him, made him my bitch. Get off my dick. 2128 01:31:15,118 --> 01:31:17,950 I call him Channing Tate-yum. 2129 01:31:18,037 --> 01:31:19,106 Hard-core, man. 2130 01:31:19,197 --> 01:31:20,266 I got him trained good. 2131 01:31:20,357 --> 01:31:21,995 Watch, he does tricks. Wait, shake hands. 2132 01:31:22,077 --> 01:31:23,271 All right, Seth. 2133 01:31:23,397 --> 01:31:24,591 Fucking roll over. 2134 01:31:24,677 --> 01:31:26,156 I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah. 2135 01:31:26,237 --> 01:31:28,115 You and Jay make a run for it. What? 2136 01:31:28,198 --> 01:31:29,756 Danny's gonna eat you. 2137 01:31:29,838 --> 01:31:32,796 Listen, full-on sacrifice for you, dawg, 2138 01:31:32,918 --> 01:31:34,909 like the ending to Pineapple 2. Yeah, lick that. 2139 01:31:34,998 --> 01:31:36,590 That's Channing fucking Tatum, dawg. 2140 01:31:37,078 --> 01:31:38,193 I love him. 2141 01:31:38,278 --> 01:31:41,237 That's fucking G.I. Joe, dude. Fucking loves me. 2142 01:31:41,559 --> 01:31:44,073 Danny! We're friends! You can't eat us! 2143 01:31:44,159 --> 01:31:48,675 I'd love to catch up, but we're fucking starving, so let's eat! 2144 01:31:48,799 --> 01:31:49,834 Fuck you! 2145 01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:53,033 Run! 2146 01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:56,315 Eat this! 2147 01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:59,832 Ow! Shit, fuck! Get him! 2148 01:32:01,079 --> 01:32:02,307 Who wants it, you piece of shit? 2149 01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:03,713 Man, we should go back. 2150 01:32:03,759 --> 01:32:05,113 We should go back and help him. We should go back. 2151 01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:09,995 Fucking Rapture. 2152 01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:12,071 Holy shit! It worked! 2153 01:32:16,641 --> 01:32:18,074 What the fuck? 2154 01:32:18,161 --> 01:32:20,470 Go to hell, McBride! 2155 01:32:20,561 --> 01:32:22,153 Fuck you! 2156 01:32:24,161 --> 01:32:26,072 Suck my dick! 2157 01:32:26,721 --> 01:32:27,756 Ah... 2158 01:32:28,601 --> 01:32:29,717 Oh! 2159 01:32:30,522 --> 01:32:32,160 Oh, shit. What happened? 2160 01:32:32,242 --> 01:32:34,392 What did I do? Take me back! 2161 01:32:34,482 --> 01:32:35,471 What did I do? 2162 01:32:35,562 --> 01:32:36,551 I'll tell you what happened, Franco. 2163 01:32:36,682 --> 01:32:38,673 You don't get to get sucked up into Heaven 2164 01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:42,119 'cause you were being petty. Tom Petty. 2165 01:32:42,203 --> 01:32:44,113 You may not have invited me to your party, 2166 01:32:44,922 --> 01:32:46,514 but you're the guest of honor at mine. 2167 01:32:46,602 --> 01:32:47,637 What? 2168 01:32:51,162 --> 01:32:52,481 How fucking crazy is this? 2169 01:32:56,603 --> 01:32:58,321 Seth, Jay! 2170 01:32:58,403 --> 01:32:59,995 Oh, shit, they're running after us. 2171 01:33:00,123 --> 01:33:02,796 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Run. 2172 01:33:02,883 --> 01:33:04,362 Bring them to me! 2173 01:33:04,443 --> 01:33:06,799 Fuck. Get 'em! 2174 01:33:07,324 --> 01:33:09,155 Got to get Rogen. 2175 01:33:10,484 --> 01:33:11,439 Over here. 2176 01:33:11,564 --> 01:33:13,316 What? Over here, over here. Here. What? 2177 01:33:13,404 --> 01:33:16,157 Shit, shit. 2178 01:33:16,844 --> 01:33:18,721 They're around here somewhere. 2179 01:33:18,804 --> 01:33:20,636 They kept running, you fucking idiots. 2180 01:33:21,125 --> 01:33:22,717 Shit, are they still there? 2181 01:33:22,805 --> 01:33:24,318 I think they're gone. Are they gone? 2182 01:33:24,365 --> 01:33:26,275 Oh, my God. Why did Franco flip off Danny? 2183 01:33:26,364 --> 01:33:27,956 Why did he have to do that, man? 2184 01:33:28,044 --> 01:33:29,079 He was in the clear. 2185 01:33:29,164 --> 01:33:30,677 That is textbook. 2186 01:33:30,764 --> 01:33:32,278 Vanity or... 2187 01:33:32,365 --> 01:33:33,593 Is it vanity? Vanity or envy. 2188 01:33:33,685 --> 01:33:35,038 Is it envy or wrath? 2189 01:33:35,125 --> 01:33:37,161 It's any of them, man. You can't do that. 2190 01:33:37,245 --> 01:33:38,803 It's being a sore winner, is what it is, 2191 01:33:38,885 --> 01:33:40,204 more than anything. That's exactly what it is. 2192 01:33:40,285 --> 01:33:41,274 You can't be a sore winner. No. 2193 01:33:42,085 --> 01:33:45,840 Well, this is another fine mess we found ourselves in. 2194 01:33:49,246 --> 01:33:50,395 Fuck. 2195 01:33:50,846 --> 01:33:52,040 Listen, Jay... 2196 01:33:52,206 --> 01:33:54,003 Oh, shit. 2197 01:33:56,086 --> 01:33:58,237 Get out of here, let's get out of here. 2198 01:34:02,567 --> 01:34:05,718 Oh, you've got to be fucking shitting me! 2199 01:34:05,887 --> 01:34:09,516 Oh, my God. Oh, no. 2200 01:34:09,607 --> 01:34:10,801 That thing's big. 2201 01:34:10,887 --> 01:34:12,002 Holy shit. 2202 01:34:12,087 --> 01:34:13,361 Oh, it's so big. 2203 01:34:13,447 --> 01:34:17,326 Oh, man. Oh, Jesus. 2204 01:34:25,528 --> 01:34:26,643 We're gonna die, man. Okay. 2205 01:34:26,728 --> 01:34:27,797 Okay, we're gonna die. Uh... 2206 01:34:33,328 --> 01:34:35,240 Jesus! Oh, no! 2207 01:34:40,929 --> 01:34:42,078 Shit. Listen to me, man. 2208 01:34:42,169 --> 01:34:44,888 I'm a fucking idiot. I put myself up. 2209 01:34:44,969 --> 01:34:46,288 I'm self-righteous. 2210 01:34:46,410 --> 01:34:47,889 I think I'm better than you. No, no. 2211 01:34:47,970 --> 01:34:49,119 I was resistant to change. 2212 01:34:49,250 --> 01:34:51,205 No. I should have grown with you. 2213 01:34:51,289 --> 01:34:53,245 I should have changed with you. 2214 01:34:53,369 --> 01:34:54,643 We should have changed together. 2215 01:34:54,729 --> 01:34:58,085 I didn't like what I became so I hated what you became. 2216 01:34:58,169 --> 01:34:59,922 It's fine, man. It's fine. 2217 01:35:00,050 --> 01:35:01,847 I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy. I love you, man. 2218 01:35:01,970 --> 01:35:03,403 I always loved you. Let's die together, man. 2219 01:35:03,490 --> 01:35:05,321 Let's die together. I love you, Jay. 2220 01:35:16,091 --> 01:35:17,524 Holy shit, Jay, all right! 2221 01:35:17,611 --> 01:35:18,646 Yeah, we did it! 2222 01:35:18,771 --> 01:35:20,124 I'm not getting sucked up into Heaven! 2223 01:35:20,211 --> 01:35:21,405 What do you mean? Why not? 2224 01:35:21,491 --> 01:35:23,083 I don't know why not! 2225 01:35:23,171 --> 01:35:24,241 Take my hand! 2226 01:35:24,332 --> 01:35:25,560 Okay, take me with you, Jay! 2227 01:35:25,652 --> 01:35:27,210 I'll take you with me. 2228 01:35:27,332 --> 01:35:28,811 Ah! Yay! 2229 01:35:28,892 --> 01:35:30,484 Yeah! 2230 01:35:30,652 --> 01:35:31,687 Ah! 2231 01:35:31,772 --> 01:35:32,807 Whoo! 2232 01:35:34,491 --> 01:35:36,004 Yeah! It's working! 2233 01:35:36,091 --> 01:35:37,320 Yeah! 2234 01:35:44,692 --> 01:35:47,252 Oh, no! He sees us! 2235 01:35:49,293 --> 01:35:51,568 He can't touch us! 2236 01:35:51,653 --> 01:35:53,245 We're in a force field! 2237 01:35:57,493 --> 01:36:00,007 Oh, shit! Shit! 2238 01:36:03,814 --> 01:36:05,406 It's not gonna take me with you! 2239 01:36:05,494 --> 01:36:06,609 We're going down! 2240 01:36:06,694 --> 01:36:09,606 Keep holding on and you'll get pulled up, too! 2241 01:36:09,694 --> 01:36:11,605 It's not! No, I won't, man! 2242 01:36:11,694 --> 01:36:13,366 I don't deserve to. 2243 01:36:14,015 --> 01:36:15,209 Fuck. 2244 01:36:18,934 --> 01:36:20,128 I'm gonna let go, Jay. 2245 01:36:20,214 --> 01:36:21,363 You'll die! 2246 01:36:21,454 --> 01:36:23,888 I know, but you won't. 2247 01:36:23,974 --> 01:36:25,202 No! 2248 01:36:25,294 --> 01:36:28,207 I don't deserve to go to Heaven, but you do. 2249 01:36:28,295 --> 01:36:29,694 You do, okay? 2250 01:36:29,775 --> 01:36:31,652 We're both gonna die if I don't let go. 2251 01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:35,564 I'm not gonna hold you back anymore. 2252 01:36:37,855 --> 01:36:39,335 No! 2253 01:36:46,896 --> 01:36:48,887 # And I... 2254 01:36:52,057 --> 01:36:55,174 # Will always love you 2255 01:36:55,897 --> 01:36:57,216 Yay! 2256 01:36:57,417 --> 01:36:59,452 # I will always 2257 01:37:00,896 --> 01:37:03,046 # Love you 2258 01:37:03,136 --> 01:37:08,052 # I will always love you 2259 01:37:12,657 --> 01:37:14,727 Whoo! Yeah! 2260 01:37:15,257 --> 01:37:17,692 Come, hold my hand, buddy! 2261 01:37:17,778 --> 01:37:19,769 Hold my hand! 2262 01:37:19,898 --> 01:37:21,729 Yeah! You did it! 2263 01:37:21,858 --> 01:37:23,416 You did it! Yeah! 2264 01:37:23,498 --> 01:37:24,726 You did it! 2265 01:37:24,818 --> 01:37:27,127 Yeah! 2266 01:37:30,819 --> 01:37:32,775 We're flying! 2267 01:37:33,099 --> 01:37:35,772 # Love you # 2268 01:37:47,619 --> 01:37:50,975 # When I die and they lay me to rest 2269 01:37:51,459 --> 01:37:54,770 # Gonna go to the place that's the best 2270 01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:58,092 # When I lay me down to die 2271 01:37:58,180 --> 01:37:59,215 Look! What? 2272 01:37:59,940 --> 01:38:00,975 Wow. 2273 01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:07,858 Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers. 2274 01:38:08,701 --> 01:38:10,339 Craig! 2275 01:38:11,981 --> 01:38:13,812 Yay! Yeah! 2276 01:38:14,301 --> 01:38:15,780 Craig. Oh, my... 2277 01:38:15,861 --> 01:38:16,850 What? 2278 01:38:16,941 --> 01:38:18,010 This is awesome. 2279 01:38:18,101 --> 01:38:19,774 Are you an angel? Yes, sir. 2280 01:38:19,862 --> 01:38:21,375 That's so cool, man. That is so cool. 2281 01:38:21,462 --> 01:38:23,020 Congratulations, dude. 2282 01:38:23,382 --> 01:38:24,371 Ah, fellas. 2283 01:38:24,462 --> 01:38:26,179 Yeah. Yes. 2284 01:38:26,581 --> 01:38:28,014 Oh! Dude, you got one. 2285 01:38:28,101 --> 01:38:29,170 What? That's so cool. 2286 01:38:29,261 --> 01:38:30,330 Do I have one? Do I have one? 2287 01:38:30,421 --> 01:38:31,571 I can't see it. Do I have... 2288 01:38:31,662 --> 01:38:33,175 Wait. Let's touch 'em. 2289 01:38:34,302 --> 01:38:35,655 Dude, this is so... Wow. 2290 01:38:35,742 --> 01:38:37,334 What do we do now? Yeah. 2291 01:38:37,662 --> 01:38:38,651 Come this way. 2292 01:38:38,742 --> 01:38:39,970 Ooh... 2293 01:38:40,302 --> 01:38:42,896 # So you know that when you die 2294 01:38:43,382 --> 01:38:45,180 # He's gonna recommend you 2295 01:38:45,263 --> 01:38:47,094 # To the spirit in the sky 2296 01:38:47,183 --> 01:38:48,582 # Spirit in the sky # 2297 01:38:48,663 --> 01:38:51,894 Right? Do you love it? Do you love it? 2298 01:38:52,543 --> 01:38:54,898 Whoa, they got weed in Heaven? 2299 01:38:54,983 --> 01:38:56,781 What? You tell me. 2300 01:38:57,344 --> 01:38:58,379 Oh! What? 2301 01:38:58,504 --> 01:39:01,462 Holy shit! That's awesome! 2302 01:39:02,984 --> 01:39:03,973 Oh. 2303 01:39:04,064 --> 01:39:05,213 Wow. 2304 01:39:05,344 --> 01:39:06,823 That's insane, man. 2305 01:39:06,904 --> 01:39:08,256 No, no, no, no, no, no. 2306 01:39:08,343 --> 01:39:10,938 That's Heaven. Anything you could think of is yours. 2307 01:39:13,064 --> 01:39:14,338 Whoa! 2308 01:39:14,424 --> 01:39:17,143 Holy shit, this is awesome. 2309 01:39:17,224 --> 01:39:18,259 Segway! 2310 01:39:18,344 --> 01:39:20,016 I've always wanted to ride one of these things. 2311 01:39:20,104 --> 01:39:22,300 Go ahead, Jay, make a wish. 2312 01:39:22,385 --> 01:39:23,420 Anything you could think of. 2313 01:39:24,065 --> 01:39:25,384 Anything? 2314 01:39:27,585 --> 01:39:30,099 # Everybody, yeah 2315 01:39:32,265 --> 01:39:33,665 # Rock your body, yeah 2316 01:39:33,746 --> 01:39:34,735 What? 2317 01:39:35,986 --> 01:39:37,977 No fucking way. 2318 01:39:38,066 --> 01:39:39,579 # Everybody 2319 01:39:39,666 --> 01:39:41,816 # Rock your body right 2320 01:39:43,666 --> 01:39:45,145 # Backstreet's back 2321 01:39:45,226 --> 01:39:46,580 # All right 2322 01:39:51,066 --> 01:39:52,579 # Hey, yeah 2323 01:39:54,786 --> 01:39:57,505 # Oh, my God, we're back again 2324 01:39:59,267 --> 01:40:02,065 # Brothers, sisters, everybody sing 2325 01:40:03,387 --> 01:40:06,424 # Gonna bring the flavor show you how 2326 01:40:07,947 --> 01:40:11,941 # Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah 2327 01:40:12,068 --> 01:40:14,662 # Am I original? 2328 01:40:14,868 --> 01:40:16,096 # Yeah 2329 01:40:16,228 --> 01:40:18,901 # Am I the only one? 2330 01:40:19,268 --> 01:40:20,747 # Yeah 2331 01:40:20,828 --> 01:40:23,627 # Am I sexual? 2332 01:40:23,749 --> 01:40:25,307 # Yeah 2333 01:40:25,669 --> 01:40:27,500 # Am I everything you need? 2334 01:40:27,589 --> 01:40:29,864 # You better rock your body now 2335 01:40:29,949 --> 01:40:32,463 # Everybody 2336 01:40:32,549 --> 01:40:34,220 # Yeah 2337 01:40:34,308 --> 01:40:36,869 # Rock your body 2338 01:40:37,149 --> 01:40:38,662 # Yeah 2339 01:40:38,749 --> 01:40:41,388 # Everybody 2340 01:40:41,469 --> 01:40:44,222 # Rock your body right 2341 01:40:45,909 --> 01:40:48,743 # Backstreet's back, all right 2342 01:40:51,990 --> 01:40:53,548 # All right 2343 01:40:54,750 --> 01:40:57,469 # Backstreet's back, all right #