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Teddy?
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If you were in the olden times,
what would you do?
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Which olden times?
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Like, King Arthur,
with knights and horses and shit.
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I'd be the king! You can't be king, dog.
No way.
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Dude, if I went back,
I'd be the fucking king.
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I'd be the king.
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Then, I'd fuck every
virgin in the kingdom.
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No, you can't be
king, asshole. Okay?
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You can't even be duke.
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The fact that you fucking said
that shows you're not royalty.
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You're a peasant.
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Peasant!
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Dude, but think about it.
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When people time travel,
they go back
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aren't they always the king,
or they know the king?
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But that's in stories. In stories
everybody's going to be the king.
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It's Aristotle shit.
It's not real.
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Yeah, but neither
is time travel.
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There're very few fucking kings
and you wouldn't be one of them, okay?
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King Teddy?
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King Teddy?
That's a fucking turd's name, dude.
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Fuck you, Fred.
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Fuck you, you're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
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I know.
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If you were king,
I'd fucking kill myself.
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Then you better die,
motherfucker,
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'cause I'm the king
around these parts.
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Fuck, Fred.
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Oh, shit!
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That felt so fucking good.
That felt so...
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Hey, April!
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Wanna join us?
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All right girls, circle up.
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Bring it in.
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Have a stretch.
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All right, on the ground.
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I'm so wet.
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Not in a good way, either.
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- Mr. B's a hottie, though.
- Fuck, I know.
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Right? Too bad he wants
to get it in with April!
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I know.
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No, he doesn't.
Why would you say that?
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You just went to have a fucking cigarette
during practice!
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I said I was going
to the bathroom.
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I'd go for it, if I were you.
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Guys, it's so awkward.
I baby-sit his kid.
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So?
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I bet he makes a really
ugly face when he comes.
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You pervert!
No, I'm just saying...
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I bet it's like this.
He's like...
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All right girls!
Good practice.
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Oh, shit! You think
he heard what I said?
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Yeah, he saw you.
He's like, "Wait, that's my face".
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April, can I talk
to you for a minute?
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Hey, you think you can babysit
Michael on Saturday?
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I have a date.
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I don't know why I try.
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Dates are always stupid.
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Yeah, I can babysit
on Saturday.
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Great.
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And I think you
should play striker.
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I know it's a lot of responsibility,
lot of pressure,
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but you look really
good out there, so...
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Thanks.
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Great.
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So, I'll see you Saturday.
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Okay, yeah.
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Okay.
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- Fred.
- Hey.
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Come on, let's get
the fuck out of here.
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Teddy, what would you do
if you got into a car accident?
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I'd be pissed.
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If it was a drunk
driving accident,
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and you were the
one that was drunk?
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It's bad, you crashed right into
another car, but your car still runs.
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Shit. And the other person
could be dead,
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or they could just be a little whiplashed
but you don't know.
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Who is the person?
You don't know, man! That's the point.
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You can either wait around
and the other person could be April
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and you two could fall in love,
or you can get the fuck out of there.
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Either way you have to decide.
Pretend like it happened now.
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That's the accident.
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What would you do?
I drive away.
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Drive away?
Yeah.
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- You fucking drive away?
- Yeah.
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That's your final answer?
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Shit, you got issues, nigger.
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Hi, Meatball. Hi.
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I know. Did you miss me?
Come here.
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Oh, hi, silly pretty thing.
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Hey, Stewart.
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Get that terrible rodent
out of here.
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Were you playing video games?
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Shooting hookers?
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- Yes.
- Brilliant.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, speaking of brilliant.
I corrected your paper.
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I called it "Alexander the Dubious".
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You could have
just corrected it,
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you didn't have
to rewrite the whole thing.
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It needed quite a bit
of work, sweetie.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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What happened with your colonoscopy
today? Are you okay?
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Yeah, hold on a minute.
April's here.
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I just wanna say hi to her,
will you hold on for a sec?
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Hi.
Hi, honey. How are you?
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Yeah, I'm good.
Just kind of tired.
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I'm gonna go lie down
for a little.
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You look tired.
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Just said that.
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You really need to rest.
Are you depressed?
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No, why do you always
ask me if I'm depressed?
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I'm not depressed.
I'm tired.
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All right.
I love you.
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Okay, Jamal, I'm gonna
call you back in a little bit.
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I don't care. Tsk.
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Whatever!
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You don't wanna talk to me?
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I don't wanna talk to you first.
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And I'm not doing that paper.
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'Cause I don't give a fuck.
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This is what I think.
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Later.
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No one even cares
'cause you're fat.
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J- What is this homework?
- It's algebra.
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I would never be able to do that.
How do you do that?
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Because I have to.
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- My little baby!
- I'm not a baby.
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You're such a little baby.
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You are.
You need to relax and rest.
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Okay, so everyone knows
how to play, right?
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You just say,
"Never have I ever..."
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And then if you've done
the thing you have to drink.
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Like if you say,
"I've never cheated
on my boyfriend"
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and you have cheated
on your boyfriend,
then you have to drink!
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Um, never have
I ever given Seth Monkarsh
a blow-job
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during free period
in the senior parking lot.
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Drink up, Chrissy.
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Yup.
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Okay fine, my turn.
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Never have I ever...
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Kissed my uncle.
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What?
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Are you fucking serious?
That was private.
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Fucking freak.
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Hey, April.
Hey, Teddy. Oh!
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You all right there?
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The chair's broken.
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Do you need a light?
Sure.
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Thanks.
154
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:11,743
Would you mind your own business?
These are my stepbrother's.
155
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Not like they're
fucking working anyway.
156
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This party sucks.
157
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Do you wanna go over
to the graves for a bit?
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Yeah.
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Do you wanna come?
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Sure.
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Never have I ever
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had a lesbianic experience.
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I've never been in love.
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I think it's bullshit.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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FRED: I stole
your lamp shade.
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APRIL: Oh, my God.
I'm gonna fall.
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(SCREAMS)
APRIL: Oh, my God!
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(CHUCKLES) Ah, I got you guys.
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It's uncool dude,
there could be ghosts
around here.
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Jesus.
Don't even say that.
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Hey, you guys remember
that kid in eighth grade
who suicided himself?
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Yeah, that's...
I remember that.
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The Asian kid?
Yeah.
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Why do you think
he killed himself?
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He's buried here.
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I think he killed himself
because he was Asian.
I think it's pretty obvious.
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What does that even mean?
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It means his parents
pressured the shit
out of him
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because he was Asian, duh?
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I don't think that's true.
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I don't really think
you know any better than me,
so no point talking.
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Okay.
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You got it.
Oh, shit!
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Stop!
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My parents
are gonna fucking flip.
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It's kind of hard.
188
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That's what she said.
189
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It's cool looking.
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Ted, check this out.
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Be careful.
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00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,228
Do you think it hurts
shooting yourself?
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Probably for a second.
194
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But, er, I think
pain only hurts
if it's prolonged.
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If I was going to kill myself,
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I'd kill a bunch
of other people
and take 'em down with me.
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I wouldn't waste it.
198
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Why wouldn't you do
like a bunch of really
crazy good things
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00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:06,351
you know, like help people
or save kids or something.
200
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:10,388
I think when you're suicidal,
though, you're probably only
thinking about yourself.
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I don't know.
I try to be good.
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Fuck good, guys.
(CHUCKLES) Fuck good.
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Live the dangerous life.
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00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,170
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,340
Where have you been?
206
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,010
Listen. I asked Tyler
if he'd go out with me.
207
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,213
And either he
didn't hear me or he...
208
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,815
I don't know why he would...
209
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:47,886
- Where'd April go?
- Are you still hung up on April, dude?
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Get over it.
211
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Be strong.
212
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Be strong.
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00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,367
Bye!
214
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:14,913
You okay?
Shut up.
215
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,017
Did you get it all out?
216
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,919
Shut up.
217
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,689
Do you want some water?
218
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,157
Mouthwash.
219
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,366
Okay, come on.
It's in the bathroom.
220
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Oh, yeah!
221
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,590
And the boring days
are like clockwork...
222
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,979
What's up, April?
223
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,416
How you doing?
Good.
224
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,418
Nice.
225
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,055
I like your skirt or dress,
I don't know what it is.
226
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,489
But it's really pretty.
227
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:04,562
The color brings out your eyes
or something, it's really...
I like it.
228
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,197
It's tight.
229
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,499
Even your moccasins,
those are awesome also.
230
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,034
(VOCALIZING)
231
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,669
Just got it all going on.
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00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,004
APRIL: Thanks.
233
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,707
You enjoying the party?
234
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,343
Yeah, it's fun.
235
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,244
You know what
your outfit's missing?
236
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,449
Is this hat.
I think it'd complete it.
237
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:27,418
Actually... You look good
as is, actually.
238
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,325
You're raging tonight
or you're just
kind of chilling?
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00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,361
Raging.
We're going off, huh?
240
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,628
Yeah.
241
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,197
I'm asking...
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00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,334
Do you want to do a shot
or something?
243
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,004
Yeah, cheers to that.
Let's go grab one.
Wow.
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00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,192
Oh, fuck!
245
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,104
Have you seen April around here?
246
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,707
She's right there, man.
247
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,447
Fred, let's get
the fuck out of here, man.
248
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,297
Hey Teddy, where are we going?
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Fucking nowhere.
250
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:59,170
On a scale of one to baked,
how baked are you?
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00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,205
Fucking baked!
252
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,306
(TIRES SCREECHING)
253
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,311
What the fuck?
254
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,215
(ENGINE REVVING)
255
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,650
What the fuck was that?
256
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,200
Dude, what the fuck
are you doing?
257
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,491
How the fuck
did you know?
How did I know what?
258
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,893
How did you know I'd get
in a fucking accident?
259
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,694
I didn't.
What do you mean
how did I know?
260
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,263
What if, yeah, what if?
261
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,398
Just stop, stop.
Let me out.
262
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,237
Teddy, you're not
really blaming me
for this, are you?
263
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:34,705
Really?
264
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:38,543
I'll see ya.
265
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,317
You know,
you're being
kind of a dick.
266
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,221
(SIGHS)
267
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,413
(SIRENS WAILING)
268
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,585
Fuck.
269
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,907
WOMAN:
That's him, Officer.
OFFICER: Okay.
270
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,789
That's definitely the car.
271
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:32,396
Okay, it seems like you're
the one I'm looking for.
272
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,965
Someone called
your plates in, buddy.
273
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,266
Can I see your license?
274
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:42,072
Okay, I'm gonna need you
to step out of the vehicle.
275
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,876
To the front of the car,
over there.
276
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,345
Now face this way.
277
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,379
It's a kid.
278
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:52,250
Walk in a straight line.
I can't do that.
279
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,454
Okay, then recite
the alphabet backwards
from Z to A.
280
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,489
Backwards?
Yes.
281
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,758
Can't do that shit.
Why don't you try?
282
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,294
See, we got
a wise one here, huh?
283
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,256
I'm not fucking wise, Chip.
284
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,498
I just can't recite
my alphabet backwards.
285
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,833
Can't even do that shit sober.
286
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,601
Listen, smart ass.
287
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,637
You can either do
the sobriety test,
288
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,905
or I can take you
to the hospital
and you can do a blood test.
289
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:15,907
What do you wanna do?
290
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:23,347
Y-X-Z... F-U-C-K U!
U! U! U!
291
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,016
U, U!
292
00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:26,917
You have the right
to remain silent.
Fuck you.
293
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,953
Anything you say can and will
be used against you in a
court of law.
294
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,488
Do you understand that?
295
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,290
You have the right
to an attorney.
296
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,758
If you cannot afford one,
one will be appointed
for you.
297
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,200
Do you understand these rights?
298
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,191
Yeah, fuck you, too.
OFFICER: Hey!
299
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,334
Put your head down.
300
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,256
WOMAN: Oh, my God.
Fucking pig!
301
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,453
(SIGHS)
302
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:00,911
Oh!
303
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,616
Holy fucking shit!
What?
304
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:08,419
No fucking way,
this is too good.
What is it?
305
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,854
How do we not know about this?
306
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,455
What is it?
307
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:13,657
Do you know
that Emily has a blog?
308
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:16,420
You're kidding me.
Holy shit!
Look at these pictures.
309
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,529
Who does that?
310
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,968
Emily blew Teddy last night
in your parents' bedroom.
311
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,571
You're lying.
312
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,440
How do you know that?
CHRISSY: Seth told me.
313
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,541
How gross is that?
314
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,744
In my parents' bedroom?
(LAUGHS)
315
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,981
She will suck
any dick that anyone
puts in her face.
316
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,449
God almighty!
317
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,686
She's going down.
318
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,908
What are you playing?
319
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,576
Doodle.
320
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,178
What's that?
321
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:10,700
It's just like you
have to get the turtle
to the other side.
322
00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:45,483
Come on, enough of this game.
323
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:47,852
Let's watch a movie.
324
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,568
I don't think I'm allowed
to watch this movie.
325
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,036
Why? It's a good movie.
326
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:27,258
Okay, I think you're right.
It's time for bed, okay?
327
00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:30,661
I don't wanna go to bed.
I like this movie.
328
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:33,030
I bet you do.
Come on, let's go.
Bed time.
329
00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,545
I want us to be able
to be friends.
330
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:50,080
I always asked you
to hang out and like...
331
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,622
A back area and like,
hang out there with, like...
332
00:25:58,624 --> 00:25:59,924
- Hey.
- Hi.
333
00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:06,063
What are you watching?
334
00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:09,300
I don't know.
Some reality show.
335
00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:15,039
Well, that was a shitty date.
336
00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:18,129
What happened?
337
00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:21,011
Nothing.
338
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:26,150
Just like always.
Teachers are so boring.
339
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:31,789
I can't believe you guys
have to sit there
and listen them all day.
340
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,791
At least I can go home.
341
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,727
Yeah. Well, I don't
really listen to them.
342
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,862
Oh, really?
343
00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:42,700
You don't listen to me?
344
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,635
I didn't mean you.
Of course
I listen to you.
345
00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:45,936
Yeah, you better.
346
00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:58,983
Well, I should go.
347
00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:05,923
Sorry.
348
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:10,694
Bye.
349
00:27:10,696 --> 00:27:13,016
Well, thanks again,
I really appreciate it.
350
00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:14,231
Sure.
351
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:17,635
See you at practice.
352
00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:37,788
- I'm dizzy.
- Emma, sit down.
353
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:40,110
- Why?
- Come on.
354
00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:45,475
- Teddy Morrison?
- Yeah.
355
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,134
Hey, are you in trouble?
356
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,408
Mr. Morrison, this is the second time
you've been before the court.
357
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:03,447
Given the support
you have from your family,
358
00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:09,253
the court would like
to give you one last chance
to turn your life around.
359
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:14,258
You shall be placed
on probation for a period
of 12 months
360
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,827
on the following terms
and conditions.
361
00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:23,834
One, you shall perform
150 hours of community service
at the children's library.
362
00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:28,338
Given your demonstrated talent
as an artist and painter
I think you'll do quite well.
363
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:33,043
Two, you must make a formal
and in person apology
to Mrs. Grossman,
364
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:35,779
the victim of the offense
and whose car you hit.
365
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:42,052
Mr. Morrison, if you fail
to complete your
community service hours
366
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:45,789
or if you engage
in any further criminal
conduct of any sort
367
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:49,893
your probation will be revoked
and you will be committed
to juvenile hall.
368
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:53,130
All right,
thank you and good luck.
369
00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:04,475
Teddy, can you help me?
370
00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:05,976
Yeah.
371
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:07,811
Emma, get your shoes.
372
00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:18,489
I Love you, Mom.
I love you, too, honey.
373
00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:19,923
Really sorry about all this.
374
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,645
Don't forget to apologize
to that woman.
375
00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:25,362
Try not to hang around Fred.
376
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,379
Love you, Mom.
377
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,274
Hey, Teddy, look what I can do.
378
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:48,352
Yeah. Get out of my room!
379
00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:52,156
Could you get out of my room?
380
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,124
Get out.
381
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:00,831
He's cute.
Give me some of that.
382
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,132
He's not cute.
383
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,066
Fred?
384
00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:06,136
Yes, he is.
He's horrible looking.
385
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,206
No, he's cute.
You think everyone's cute.
386
00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:14,011
And this is how
you didn't make a basket.
387
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:16,380
Dude, chill the fuck out!
388
00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:19,016
Basketball, you know how
to play basketball? It's how
you play on the streets.
389
00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:20,150
Fuck you!
What the fuck, Fred?
390
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,318
Call it, bitch.
391
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,420
I fucking am.
You are a bitch?
392
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,422
No, I'm calling
a fucking foul.
You play dirty.
393
00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,291
I play dirty?
I play dirty?
394
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,159
Yeah, you fucking do
and you need to chill.
395
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,295
Ladies, ladies.
Do you think I play dirty?
396
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:33,230
Do you think I play dirty?
397
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:35,752
Jacko, you think I play dirty?
398
00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:38,035
Yeah, kind of.
399
00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:40,904
What the fuck?
You're on my team.
400
00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:43,507
This isn't
powder puff football.
This isn't two hand touch.
401
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,389
Let's just play.
Chill out. God!
402
00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:50,447
Real fucking tough.
403
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:53,050
Fucking cheese dicks.
Enjoy your fucking game.
404
00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:58,589
See ya.
Fuck you, mama boy.
405
00:31:03,261 --> 00:31:07,164
Hey, ladies, I wanna
apologize for my bad
language back there.
406
00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,435
How's the smoking?
407
00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:12,502
Fucking fine.
408
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,800
Can I try some of that
fucking fine cigarette?
409
00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:27,423
That is fucking fine.
You want it back?
410
00:31:27,485 --> 00:31:29,019
No?
411
00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:31,121
You know what
bugs me about you, Pam?
412
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,491
You remind me
of a praying mantis.
413
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,627
You're all long and mantis like
414
00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:39,930
and it just really
gets on my nerve
because, you know...
415
00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,531
How am I supposed to know
if you're a girl
or a praying mantis?
416
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,066
I wanna go, Emily.
417
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,201
Don't go.
Did I offend you?
418
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:45,804
Fuck you.
Are you coming?
419
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,438
I don't think she wants
to go with you.
420
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,000
Sorry. She wants
to stay. Emily?
421
00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:53,977
I think I'm gonna stay.
422
00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:55,245
Yeah!
423
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,980
Fuck you guys.
424
00:31:56,982 --> 00:31:59,862
Fuck you. Go eat
some more of your
fucking mates, bitch!
425
00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:08,058
Guess I kind of
ruined your friendship.
426
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:11,020
She wasn't
really a friend.
Just a girl.
427
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:15,253
Wanna get out of here?
428
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,827
Yeah.
429
00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:21,849
Do you wanna
come over?
Yeah.
430
00:32:27,011 --> 00:32:28,512
Emily's room.
431
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:29,947
Do you like it?
432
00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:33,150
Hey, you got a lot
of shit in your room.
433
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:34,551
Yeah.
434
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,254
What's this?
435
00:32:37,655 --> 00:32:39,523
That's my headband.
436
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,024
- Do I look sexy?
- Second grade.
437
00:32:41,026 --> 00:32:42,125
Yo, what's up?
438
00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:48,565
Where's Teddy?
439
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:51,201
Why does everybody
always ask about
Teddy, seriously?
440
00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:52,970
I don't know.
You're always with him.
441
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,039
He follows me around.
What am I supposed to do?
442
00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:57,474
I'm not a rude person.
443
00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:01,324
Is that your guitar?
444
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:03,146
Yeah.
445
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,514
I don't know how
to play it, though.
446
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:05,716
Can I play?
447
00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:07,417
Yeah. Do you know how?
448
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,987
Yeah, fucking master of guitar.
449
00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:11,154
Virtuoso.
450
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,311
I wrote that for you.
Will you teach
me how to play?
451
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,579
Do you wanna know
how to play guitar?
452
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:37,047
All right, here we go.
453
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:39,483
Lesson 101, G-chord.
454
00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:41,431
Put your fingers here.
455
00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:43,553
One finger here.
456
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:46,156
One finger here.
457
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:48,558
One finger here.
458
00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,028
Right. Now strum.
459
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,311
That was not that bad.
460
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:57,947
Now, here's the second lesson.
461
00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:00,477
Put...
462
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:09,098
Do you like building forts?
463
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:12,449
Sure.
464
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:35,138
What?
465
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:39,142
A butterfly kiss.
Your mom never gave you those?
466
00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,111
Mom never gave me a butterfly kiss.
467
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:43,453
All right.
468
00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:48,285
Where you going?
469
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,527
What do you mean?
470
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,154
You leaving?
471
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:52,316
Yeah.
472
00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,072
It was fun.
473
00:34:57,328 --> 00:34:58,328
Was it good?
474
00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:00,724
Yeah.
475
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,633
It was good.
476
00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:08,238
Will you call me?
477
00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:14,069
Cool. All right.
478
00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:16,553
Peace out.
I'll see you around.
479
00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:19,216
Bye.
Yeah, whatever.
480
00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:35,365
ROBIN: his arm
and that's the claw.
481
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:37,200
And these are
gonna be tentacles.
482
00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:38,168
Oh, good.
Great job.
483
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,769
Like a man-octopus.
484
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,338
And this is...
485
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,620
That's... That's the head.
486
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,142
Like a melon.
487
00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:46,376
Well, it's like a cantaloupe.
488
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:51,248
I wanna see... Draw a
cantaloupe and I wanna see
how it looks compared to...
489
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,649
I'll do it but
I don't get it.
Okay.
490
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:53,651
Okay.
491
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:58,676
You draw fast.
492
00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:00,757
You draw really fast.
493
00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:05,495
You know, Picasso drew fast.
494
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,897
He could draw a dove
in 16 seconds.
495
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,201
Sixteen seconds.
You know the dove?
496
00:36:11,203 --> 00:36:12,502
Yeah, the doves are great.
497
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,437
They are great.
498
00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:19,409
But, you know, to do it in 16 seconds
it took six decades of practice.
499
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:22,971
Technical skill is not enough.
It's never enough.
500
00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:25,715
He had to master the masters
501
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,184
before he was able
502
00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,187
to abandon what he learned
503
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:31,454
and become Picasso.
504
00:36:32,657 --> 00:36:35,325
You know, you remind
me of Sylvester Stallone.
505
00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:36,927
What?
Yeah.
506
00:36:36,929 --> 00:36:42,465
Underneath all that muscle, you know,
he's a very smart dude.
507
00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:45,768
And, you know, he wrote Rocky.
508
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:51,206
I mean, he wrote Rocky, he wrote all four
of Rocky. I mean, that dude's smart.
509
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,700
What?
510
00:37:39,690 --> 00:37:40,690
Yeah.
511
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:55,705
April.
512
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,443
What're you doing
sitting in that locker.
513
00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:04,347
I don't know.
I just like it sometimes.
514
00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:05,710
Surprised you can fit in there.
515
00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:08,558
I guess.
516
00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:14,791
Is everything okay? I haven't seen you
at practice past couple of days.
517
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:19,863
I just... I fell behind
on a bunch of schoolwork
so I've been catching up.
518
00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:23,305
I promise I'll be
there next week.
519
00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:24,734
Do I still get to play?
520
00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:30,340
Yeah. I just wanted to make sure
everything's okay.
521
00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:33,262
You know you can talk
to me, right? That's part
of what a coach does.
522
00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:35,745
Okay.
523
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:38,827
If you need help with
homework, I'm pretty
good at that, too.
524
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,451
Yeah, sure.
525
00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:44,813
Why don't you just bring
your schoolwork to my house
when you babysit next time?
526
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:47,457
- Okay, I will.
- Yeah?
527
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:52,500
So, I'll see
you at practice?
Yeah, I promise.
528
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:53,830
I will.
529
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:56,366
Promise? Okay.
Promise.
530
00:38:58,035 --> 00:38:59,315
Don't get stuck in there.
531
00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:04,708
I'm really sorry about
what happened. I can't...
532
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,943
Oh, Teddy, Teddy.
What I did.
533
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,512
There's... There's no
need to apologize.
534
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,448
No, I...
No. No, there isn't.
535
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:12,571
And do you know why?
536
00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,084
Why?
537
00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:15,618
Because you have a problem.
538
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,620
You're an alcoholic.
539
00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:21,057
But you know that, right?
540
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,726
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
541
00:39:22,728 --> 00:39:25,995
I mean, it's getting
to be such a problem now,
I just...
542
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:28,698
See, that's good
that he knows that.
543
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:32,102
That I understand that.
The reason I can spot
people like you
544
00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:35,105
is because I have
a problem, too. Eating.
545
00:39:35,107 --> 00:39:39,943
And in some way,
your problem is much easier
to solve than my problem
546
00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:44,447
because I have temptation
at least three times a day.
And...
547
00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:47,517
Thing is if you're
an alcoholic and you know
you're an alcoholic
548
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:50,854
and you don't do something
about being that,
you're an asshole.
549
00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:52,989
That's a little much.
550
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:55,024
We're talking about
alcohol here...
551
00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,560
Right. We're talking about
a slightly different
552
00:39:57,562 --> 00:40:00,864
set of circumstances from
getting a Whitman sampler
553
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:03,833
and eating every
single chocolate in there.
554
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:07,516
You know, I don't really... You know what,
I really don't appreciate your attitude.
555
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,577
Hello.
556
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:15,912
I'm here for
the community service.
557
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,747
- You must be Teddy.
- Yeah, I am.
558
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,883
We're so happy to have you.
559
00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:22,819
- Great.
- Come on over and I'll show you around.
560
00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:11,266
Twenty two, 13...
Where are you 22.13?
561
00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:13,536
Hey!
562
00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:15,905
You know what?
I'm really liking it here.
563
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:18,074
We really like you.
And you know what?
564
00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:20,844
You can always come back
even after all this is over.
565
00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:23,753
- Right on.
- Okay.
566
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,528
Hello.
567
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:39,963
Dude, Fred, you can't be here.
568
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:40,965
Why not? I miss you.
569
00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:43,533
'Cause I'm working.
570
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,101
Yeah, right.
571
00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:47,336
What're you doing?
572
00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:48,726
What's this?
573
00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:51,107
Rainbow Gremlins.
574
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:53,877
It's tight.
Used to be my favorite.
575
00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:56,079
This shit is stupid.
This book is your favorite?
Yeah.
576
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:57,714
Faggot.
577
00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:02,118
Holy shit!
Rainbow Gremlins were gay.
578
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,186
Dude...
They were fucking gay.
579
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,922
Dude, they sucked
the juice out of rainbows.
580
00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:07,190
Shut up.
We're in a library, man.
581
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,758
(SOFTLY)
They sucked the juice
out of rainbows.
582
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,961
Rainbows are gay, get it?
583
00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:12,595
So?
584
00:42:12,597 --> 00:42:14,898
Don't get all
defensive about it.
It's just a fact.
585
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:16,266
You and the Rainbow Gremlins
are gay as fuck.
586
00:42:16,268 --> 00:42:17,767
Yeah, fuck you, dude.
587
00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:20,904
And they just hang
out all the time,
all together.
588
00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,605
That' all they do.
Just fucking hang out.
589
00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:24,140
It's exactly what we do.
590
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,678
What're you...
No. Fred?
591
00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:33,550
You can't do that, dude.
592
00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:36,286
Dude, look.
No...
593
00:42:36,288 --> 00:42:37,288
Pubes.
594
00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:47,564
That was really trippy, man.
595
00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:50,600
It's like, think of all
the people that fucking
died from eating mushrooms
596
00:42:50,602 --> 00:42:53,122
before they discovered
the psychedelic ones.
597
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:57,307
Like, think about all
the people that, like,
just ate mushrooms
598
00:42:57,309 --> 00:42:59,943
until they found the one
that gets you all fucked up.
599
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:01,778
Hey, man, let's just
try this mushroom.
See if it gets...
600
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,146
This is fucking
cow shit all over it.
601
00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:04,881
What're you saying?
602
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:07,763
Isn't it cow shit
that makes you high
from the mushroom?
603
00:43:11,055 --> 00:43:14,757
Hey, you got anything
going on later?
604
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:16,326
You wanna go do something?
605
00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:19,329
Can't. Gotta finish this off.
606
00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:20,797
Get it.
607
00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:21,920
What do you mean?
608
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:24,046
This is the one
day I can't, man.
609
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:25,668
Sorry.
610
00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:27,337
What am I supposed to do?
611
00:43:27,339 --> 00:43:28,871
I don't know.
612
00:43:28,873 --> 00:43:30,173
Dude, I don't even wanna
hang out with you.
613
00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,841
You're boring as shit.
614
00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,283
All you do is fucking
work and...
615
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:35,778
Fuck that shit.
616
00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:54,897
(SIGHS)
617
00:43:57,167 --> 00:43:58,968
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
618
00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:01,104
All right.
619
00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:04,173
Step one for doing
homework is
turning off your phone.
620
00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:06,376
Fine.
Okay.
621
00:44:06,378 --> 00:44:08,011
Now, it's simple.
622
00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:11,180
The way to write a good
history paper is to
623
00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:13,850
choose your event
and then just explain
why it happened.
624
00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:18,254
History is just explaining
why things happened.
625
00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:21,096
But what if I don't
think there's a reason
for something happening?
626
00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:24,394
Well, then you need
to think harder.
627
00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:27,363
Yeah, but I do things all
the time for no reason.
628
00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:29,866
It's because you're young.
629
00:44:29,868 --> 00:44:33,029
And you don't know
why you do things
but there's always a reason.
630
00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:37,040
No?
631
00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:43,279
I mean, if you wanted to,
couldn't you just say that the
reason everything's happened
632
00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:46,816
is because of one thing that
happened at the very, very,
very beginning of time.
633
00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:49,218
If you wanted to be a smart-ass.
634
00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:06,456
Sorry.
635
00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:10,139
That's okay.
636
00:45:13,844 --> 00:45:14,977
I really like you.
637
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:19,982
I really like you.
638
00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:23,366
Yeah, but
639
00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:26,956
I'm older and I know that
640
00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,605
there aren't a lot
of good things around
641
00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:34,369
and I know that
you are really good.
642
00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:29,159
(ANIMAL GRUNTING)
643
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,250
(MONKEYS SHRIEKING)
644
00:47:47,097 --> 00:47:48,264
(MONKEYS SHRIEKING)
645
00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:51,467
JANICE: Okay, Teddy.
646
00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:54,237
So.
647
00:47:55,939 --> 00:47:57,106
Are you high?
648
00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:58,108
No.
649
00:47:58,475 --> 00:47:59,942
I don't smoke anymore.
650
00:47:59,944 --> 00:48:01,144
You can test me.
651
00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:07,016
You drew a penis
on the runaway bunny.
652
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:10,453
That was Fred.
653
00:48:11,922 --> 00:48:13,422
I didn't draw that.
654
00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:15,892
You had friends
coming to visit you
655
00:48:15,894 --> 00:48:18,414
while you were doing
community service
at the children's library?
656
00:48:19,029 --> 00:48:21,190
No one came.
It was me.
657
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:24,533
I... But I will
pay for it
658
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:27,503
and I know it was stupid...
Oh, yeah. You are going
to pay for the book.
659
00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:29,585
But you're not gonna do
your hours there anymore.
660
00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:32,575
They really like me there and...
661
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,510
No, they don't like you.
662
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:36,212
They don't like you one bit.
663
00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:39,415
You're lazy and you carved
"ape" in the bench outside.
664
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:40,616
It was "April."
665
00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:42,051
Why would you carve "April"?
666
00:48:42,386 --> 00:48:44,220
I don't know.
667
00:48:44,222 --> 00:48:46,522
What kind of jerk defaces
a children's library?
668
00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:50,192
I mean, come on!
669
00:48:50,194 --> 00:48:51,627
People are counting on you.
670
00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:54,063
Your parents are
counting on you.
671
00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:58,334
Your little sister
is counting on you.
What kind of example are you?
672
00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:01,370
What goes through
your mind when you do it?
Or do you not think at all?
673
00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:03,239
I'm gonna put myself
on the line, okay?
674
00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:05,574
I could lose my job.
675
00:49:05,576 --> 00:49:07,677
If you don't start thinking
about what you're doing
676
00:49:07,679 --> 00:49:10,446
you're gonna land yourself
right in juvenile hall.
677
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:12,548
And who's this kid Fred?
678
00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:15,284
Why was he visiting
you at the library?
679
00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,286
Why do you wanna hang around
with people like that?
680
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:18,955
That guy sounds like a loser.
681
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,093
Hey, Fred!
682
00:49:27,664 --> 00:49:30,566
Hey, buddy, you looking
for Fred? He's not here.
683
00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:32,034
Can I come in for a second?
684
00:49:33,570 --> 00:49:35,171
Yeah, sure, you can come in.
685
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,093
You okay?
Yeah.
686
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,475
What's... What's going on?
687
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:45,400
You want something
to eat, drink?
No. Thanks, I'm fine.
688
00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:48,317
Had a pretty big
dinner last night.
689
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,160
Oh, yeah?
Oh, I mean tonight.
690
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:51,654
(CHUCKLING)
691
00:49:53,757 --> 00:49:54,991
Last night.
692
00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:56,659
What did you have?
693
00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:57,727
Pasta.
694
00:49:57,729 --> 00:49:59,128
(CHUCKLES)
695
00:50:00,063 --> 00:50:01,343
Yeah.
696
00:50:02,132 --> 00:50:03,599
I'm a little, uh...
697
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:05,201
You smell that?
698
00:50:05,203 --> 00:50:07,036
Oh, yeah.
I'm a little high.
699
00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:08,304
I noticed that.
700
00:50:10,107 --> 00:50:12,375
Yeah?
It's cool, man.
701
00:50:12,377 --> 00:50:14,243
You wanna partake?
702
00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:16,278
Sure. Yeah. Really?
703
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,182
Just do me a favor,
though. Don't...
704
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:22,704
Let's keep it between us.
Oh, for sure. Okay.
705
00:50:25,756 --> 00:50:28,090
It's pretty strong, so go easy.
706
00:50:38,735 --> 00:50:40,302
I like your hair like that.
707
00:50:41,505 --> 00:50:42,785
My hair?
708
00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:45,387
Thanks, man.
709
00:50:48,178 --> 00:50:49,178
Ah.
710
00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:50,413
Ooh!
711
00:50:54,084 --> 00:50:55,618
Let me sit next to you.
712
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,086
One second.
713
00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:59,448
Feel like I'm so far
away over here.
714
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:05,795
Oh, God.
715
00:51:05,797 --> 00:51:07,563
I love this couch.
716
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,565
Yeah, it's cool.
Isn't it comfortable?
717
00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:14,336
It's my grandfather's
couch, this couch.
718
00:51:14,771 --> 00:51:15,771
Yeah?
719
00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:18,667
Bounce on it.
720
00:51:23,613 --> 00:51:27,316
Seriously. Just...
Just bounce on it.
721
00:51:27,318 --> 00:51:28,417
You want me to...
722
00:51:34,157 --> 00:51:36,225
I don't even know how
to answer that like...
723
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:37,760
Just bounce on it.
724
00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:41,042
Just do it.
Just do it.
725
00:51:41,164 --> 00:51:42,884
Do it once.
All right.
726
00:51:47,704 --> 00:51:48,704
My God.
727
00:51:49,706 --> 00:51:52,141
I didn't know
you had an earring.
728
00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:53,843
I love it.
I love that on you.
Yeah?
729
00:51:53,845 --> 00:51:55,805
I did it myself.
Really?
730
00:51:56,413 --> 00:51:58,853
You're stoned,
aren't you?
I love this hair.
731
00:51:59,749 --> 00:52:01,750
I love it...
All right, all right.
732
00:52:01,752 --> 00:52:03,353
What?
What?
733
00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:06,856
Just...
734
00:52:06,858 --> 00:52:08,257
Just touching my hair.
735
00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:14,396
Nothing. You were
just touching my hair.
It's funny.
736
00:52:15,765 --> 00:52:17,266
What's funny about it?
737
00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:20,336
Nothing. Relax, man.
It's cool.
738
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,240
What?
739
00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:29,772
Have you ever smoked with Fred?
740
00:52:39,789 --> 00:52:43,292
All right, dude.
I should probably
get going, man.
741
00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:45,494
Yeah, I just...
Thanks for everything, dude,
I'll see you around.
742
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,616
Are you too high or...
No, I'm good, dude.
743
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:50,671
Thanks.
All right. Uh...
744
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:53,202
All right.
You okay to drive?
745
00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:54,670
Yeah, I am.
746
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:55,952
(DOOR OPENS)
747
00:52:57,641 --> 00:53:00,201
All right, buddy.
748
00:53:00,443 --> 00:53:02,645
I think your dad
tried to come onto me.
749
00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:04,780
My dad's not gay, Teddy.
750
00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:05,782
Okay.
751
00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,653
It's kind of one of those moments
we're gonna remember forever.
752
00:53:10,655 --> 00:53:11,655
Me and you.
753
00:53:12,389 --> 00:53:13,522
You ready?
754
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:16,792
Dude, could I try first?
755
00:53:16,794 --> 00:53:19,634
You fucking kidding me?
We'll switch off half way or something.
756
00:53:20,297 --> 00:53:21,658
Fine. Go on.
All right.
757
00:53:25,635 --> 00:53:27,770
Dude, you're holding it way too fucking low.
No. no, no. Chill.
758
00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:29,805
I got it. No. Give me the fucking thing.
You're gonna...
759
00:53:29,807 --> 00:53:31,941
Stop. It'll cut your leg off.
Be careful, dude.
760
00:53:31,943 --> 00:53:33,842
Let me try.
Dude, it was my idea in the first...
761
00:53:33,844 --> 00:53:36,844
I'll give it you... Okay.
Just fucking give it to me. Stop.
762
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:39,548
Okay.
Okay, I'm excited.
763
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,483
All right, let's do this, dude.
764
00:53:41,485 --> 00:53:44,286
Let's cut this bitch down.
Come on.
765
00:53:44,288 --> 00:53:46,728
This fucking tree
needs to die tonight.
766
00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:49,792
Oh, yeah.
767
00:53:56,933 --> 00:53:58,774
Yes.
768
00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:05,407
I can't wait to come
see your band play.
769
00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,842
I know. We're good.
770
00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:08,911
There's only three of us.
771
00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:23,726
Hello.
772
00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:26,395
Drew your picture.
773
00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:38,274
That's...
774
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,442
That's nice.
775
00:54:41,911 --> 00:54:43,312
Very nice.
776
00:55:00,363 --> 00:55:01,643
I'll get it.
777
00:55:07,904 --> 00:55:08,904
Hi.
778
00:55:09,839 --> 00:55:11,040
Hi.
779
00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:12,341
When I do this...
780
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,071
Does it make me look Chinese?
781
00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:23,184
We're going to play
in the garden?
782
00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:25,668
Nice.
783
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,793
Teddy was always gone doing work
784
00:55:30,795 --> 00:55:32,928
or probation or whatever
you call that baloney.
785
00:55:32,930 --> 00:55:35,831
We talked on the phone a few times.
Emily didn't have any friends.
786
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,666
I didn't talk long.
The only person she knew was me.
787
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,501
Just enough to make
her feel comfortable.
788
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,804
One afternoon we went
to Jason King's house.
789
00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:43,572
She didn't talk much.
790
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,374
Jason's parents were gone.
791
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:48,110
Sodas and vodka and smoking pot.
792
00:55:48,112 --> 00:55:49,712
I was a nice guy.
793
00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:50,946
I'm a nice guy to everyone.
794
00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:54,850
I got her into Jason's
parents' bed and got her naked.
795
00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:57,886
The guys lined up
outside the bedroom.
796
00:55:57,888 --> 00:55:59,655
Big brown house.
797
00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:01,890
We went in
two or three at a time.
798
00:56:04,094 --> 00:56:05,594
Everyone fucked her.
799
00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:07,696
We ran around the house to...
800
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:09,031
I kept going back
in with everyone...
801
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:10,399
She gave me a blowjob.
802
00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:14,103
I had my clothes on when
I ushered people in.
803
00:56:14,105 --> 00:56:15,437
She said she did.
804
00:56:15,439 --> 00:56:16,939
I was a wild monkey.
805
00:56:18,908 --> 00:56:19,908
Then I left.
806
00:56:36,459 --> 00:56:37,659
Tell me you love me.
807
00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:04,813
Hey.
What's up?
808
00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:06,989
Nothing.
809
00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:08,056
How're you doing?
810
00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:09,058
I'm fine. How are you?
811
00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:10,993
Good.
812
00:57:24,073 --> 00:57:25,574
Do you... Do you want it?
813
00:57:26,676 --> 00:57:27,910
I love the pink ones.
814
00:57:28,912 --> 00:57:30,112
So good.
815
00:57:34,717 --> 00:57:36,752
All right.
Thank you.
816
00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:39,794
Yeah, I'll see
you later. Bye.
Okay.
817
00:57:52,869 --> 00:57:54,190
That's how you play.
Go like this.
818
00:58:00,109 --> 00:58:01,309
All right.
819
00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:04,480
There you go.
820
00:58:21,097 --> 00:58:22,137
You almost got it.
Come on.
821
00:58:22,899 --> 00:58:25,060
How's that foot?
Come here.
822
00:58:34,911 --> 00:58:36,712
Not in this color, though.
823
00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:47,556
MR. B: Hey.
824
00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,385
Beer?
No, thanks.
825
00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:53,028
(SIGHS)
826
00:58:56,299 --> 00:58:57,666
Wanna hear a joke?
827
00:59:01,738 --> 00:59:03,818
There's this horse
and a chicken.
828
00:59:04,741 --> 00:59:06,942
And the horse falls into
this big puddle of mud
829
00:59:08,244 --> 00:59:11,647
and, um, so the chicken
gets his Mercedes
830
00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,882
ties it to the horse
and pulls him out.
831
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:16,184
Then the chicken
falls into the mud.
832
00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:18,620
The horse doesn't
get his Mercedes.
He just stands there.
833
00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:20,689
And he says,
834
00:59:20,691 --> 00:59:23,091
"Just hold onto my thingy
and I'll pull you out."
835
00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:26,535
That's funny.
836
00:59:27,697 --> 00:59:29,898
Well, it's not over.
837
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,700
So, the moral of the story
838
00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:33,902
is that if you're
hung like a horse
839
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,944
you don't need a Mercedes
to pick up chicks.
840
00:59:37,173 --> 00:59:38,941
Yeah. I get it.
841
00:59:44,881 --> 00:59:47,281
Why don't you talk to me
at school anymore?
842
00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:50,886
You know why.
843
00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:54,208
Yeah, but you can
at least be nice to me,
not just ignore me.
844
00:59:56,726 --> 00:59:58,967
I mean, it's like you don't
even like me anymore.
845
01:00:00,129 --> 01:00:01,129
Are you kidding me?
846
01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:03,966
April, I love you.
847
01:00:07,236 --> 01:00:08,236
What?
848
01:00:12,675 --> 01:00:13,955
Doesn't even make sense.
849
01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:16,378
What? Why?
850
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:17,660
I have to go.
851
01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:21,116
April. What...
Hey, hey, hey.
852
01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:23,085
April, I love you.
853
01:00:24,988 --> 01:00:26,948
Okay.
I'm in love with you.
854
01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:32,894
I... I was quiet before
because I didn't want
anything bad to happen
855
01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:35,664
but I don't care anymore.
856
01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:38,666
All right, I...
I just wanna
be with you.
857
01:00:38,935 --> 01:00:40,969
We can
figure it out. You...
858
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,411
You can just say
you're babysitting all
the time and come over.
859
01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:45,641
No, I'm...
860
01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:47,709
I should be hanging out
with boys my own age.
861
01:00:47,711 --> 01:00:49,711
Why?
862
01:00:49,713 --> 01:00:52,114
Why do you wanna hang
out with a bunch
of little boys. You're...
863
01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:53,649
You're better than that.
864
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:55,884
Just be with me.
865
01:00:56,853 --> 01:00:58,133
April.
866
01:00:58,388 --> 01:00:59,688
Look, uh...
867
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,258
Please, all right.
Just...
868
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:05,994
Let's just...
Just start all over.
869
01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:08,664
Just watch a movie,
find something silly and...
870
01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:10,866
(SIGHS)
871
01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:11,989
Like always, okay?
872
01:01:16,139 --> 01:01:17,419
Just stay. April!
873
01:01:19,742 --> 01:01:21,343
(DOOR OPENS)
874
01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:24,146
WOMAN: So the founding
of Rome begins
with a fratricide
875
01:01:24,148 --> 01:01:27,182
as Romulus kills
his twin brother, Remus.
876
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:31,420
Seems appropriate seeing
as their father is Mars,
the Roman god of war.
877
01:01:31,422 --> 01:01:33,755
(BELL RINGS)
878
01:01:33,757 --> 01:01:36,958
Folks, there will be
a test on this sometime
in the next week.
879
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,027
Thank you very much.
Great work today.
880
01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:40,829
April, can I talk
to you for a minute?
881
01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:49,805
I read your paper.
882
01:01:52,008 --> 01:01:54,169
Did someone help you with this?
883
01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:56,712
It doesn't seem
like your writing.
884
01:01:57,848 --> 01:02:02,718
I just asked him
to help me correct it
and then he just kind of
885
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,920
started rewriting it and...
886
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:07,242
I can't give you
a passing grade on this.
Do you understand?
887
01:02:08,257 --> 01:02:10,325
What's your next class?
I'll write you a slip.
888
01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:11,359
APRIL: It, uh...
889
01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:13,929
It's college counseling.
890
01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:16,031
Do you know what college
you would like to go to?
891
01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:18,266
They're so competitive
these days
892
01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:20,836
that you need all
the time you can get.
893
01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,104
I want you to give
some thought to that
894
01:02:22,106 --> 01:02:24,372
because there are
only a few weeks left.
895
01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:27,109
You excel in art class.
896
01:02:27,111 --> 01:02:28,844
Would you like to
go to an art school?
897
01:02:28,846 --> 01:02:30,345
Maybe.
Maybe.
898
01:02:30,347 --> 01:02:31,947
Maybe.
899
01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:34,015
You know what you wanna do?
900
01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:35,217
You know what you wanna be?
901
01:02:36,819 --> 01:02:38,320
I don't know.
902
01:02:38,322 --> 01:02:40,222
I want you to stay
on that soccer team
903
01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:43,125
because that could
be so helpful.
904
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,827
Can I go to the bathroom
real quick?
905
01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:46,862
But...
906
01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:54,970
I'm literally punching myself
that I didn't buy that dress yesterday.
907
01:02:54,972 --> 01:02:56,371
Oh, I know.
908
01:02:56,373 --> 01:02:58,774
No, honestly, it looks
so fucking good on me.
909
01:02:58,776 --> 01:03:02,878
What if we just ditch
and go to the mall and get it.
910
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,213
Let's do it.
Your tits are seriously so huge today.
911
01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,348
I know, right?
912
01:03:06,350 --> 01:03:08,116
They look amazing.
913
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:10,452
'Cause I'm on my period,
which kind of sucks but...
914
01:03:10,454 --> 01:03:13,789
Probably,
but it's totally worth it.
You're making the best of it.
915
01:03:14,158 --> 01:03:17,325
Okay, I have to pee like
a mother fucking race horse.
916
01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:19,294
I do, too.
917
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:21,029
Why do they even say
"I have to pee
like a race horse"?
918
01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:22,397
CHRISSY: I don't know.
919
01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:24,466
I don't get that, like...
920
01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:28,503
Do race horses just, like,
have to pee all the time.
I don't get it.
921
01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:31,439
SHAUNA:
Because they're always racing
and they never get to pee.
922
01:03:31,441 --> 01:03:33,542
CHRISSY: Poor horsies.
Oh, I don't
have toilet paper.
923
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,443
Can you spot me?
924
01:03:35,445 --> 01:03:36,845
CHRISSY: Of course, sweetie.
925
01:03:43,286 --> 01:03:44,286
Oh.
926
01:03:45,588 --> 01:03:48,089
All right.
How's my hair?
927
01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:51,059
(DOOR CLOSING)
928
01:03:52,395 --> 01:03:53,595
WILSON: Don't look
at the easel.
929
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:55,831
Look at the model instead.
930
01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:58,433
More green. Okay, no.
931
01:03:58,435 --> 01:04:01,002
You're looking at the easel.
You're looking at the easel.
932
01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:03,071
Look at the model
and don't look at the easel.
933
01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:05,173
Jesus. That model's
kind of hot.
934
01:04:07,076 --> 01:04:08,596
She looks like an old tree.
935
01:04:09,045 --> 01:04:10,278
I'd fuck a tree.
936
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,448
I'd fuck the shit
out of that tree.
937
01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:14,730
TEDDY: Nice.
938
01:04:17,453 --> 01:04:19,621
(SIGHS)
939
01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:22,784
You know, I had
a near death experience
myself once.
940
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:25,861
I was going down the tunnel
941
01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:28,196
in a convertible car,
old convertible car.
942
01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:30,465
It's not my car.
It's freezing cold.
943
01:04:30,467 --> 01:04:34,236
Ice, like brown
melting ugly ice.
944
01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:37,359
I say to myself,
"Bob, you're going down
the tunnel of death."
945
01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:39,574
Then I say to myself,
946
01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:42,410
"My name is not Bob.
I'm not Bob."
947
01:04:42,412 --> 01:04:44,646
Then I said,
"It's not my car."
948
01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:47,482
And this is not my tunnel.
949
01:04:47,484 --> 01:04:52,220
I made a uie
and suddenly I'm going
fast the other way
950
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,022
and there's a rainbow.
951
01:04:54,024 --> 01:04:55,156
It's a rainbow.
952
01:04:56,592 --> 01:04:58,526
You're going down
the wrong way, Bob.
953
01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:00,028
Turn your art around.
954
01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:03,031
Dude, I'm not Bob.
955
01:05:03,332 --> 01:05:05,233
Yes, yes.
956
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,635
All right.
957
01:05:06,637 --> 01:05:08,036
That's right.
958
01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:09,571
I'm not fucking Bob.
959
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:12,107
Dude, what the fuck is going on?
960
01:05:16,012 --> 01:05:17,579
This is kind of fun, isn't it?
961
01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:19,047
Yeah.
962
01:05:21,183 --> 01:05:24,219
I'm doing an ocean.
What are you doing?
963
01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:26,121
I'm also doing an ocean.
964
01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:27,923
Oh, I love yours.
That's so good.
965
01:05:27,925 --> 01:05:29,524
Thank you.
966
01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:31,559
Hey, Teddy.
Hey.
967
01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:34,596
Tanya's daughter came by
and saw the pictures
you drew of her.
968
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,264
She liked them.
Really?
969
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,233
You should
go see her.
Room 22.
970
01:05:40,136 --> 01:05:41,436
Hey, Janet.
Bye.
971
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:43,204
Hi.
How are you?
972
01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:44,539
Oh, pretty good.
That's very pretty.
973
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:45,941
Yeah?
That's a fish.
974
01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:47,075
Hello.
975
01:05:48,010 --> 01:05:51,146
TANYA: Yes.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
976
01:05:51,148 --> 01:05:53,309
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
Sit down.
977
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:56,551
I see you got the pictures up.
978
01:05:56,553 --> 01:05:59,020
TANYA: You draw so well.
TEDDY: No. I'm crap.
979
01:05:59,022 --> 01:06:01,323
No. No.
Come here.
980
01:06:06,095 --> 01:06:08,029
You're a good boy.
981
01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:11,166
And you captured me good.
982
01:06:11,168 --> 01:06:12,667
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
983
01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:14,202
Now listen,
984
01:06:15,171 --> 01:06:18,707
always have faith and trust
985
01:06:18,709 --> 01:06:21,042
in your
God-given talent.
986
01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:24,512
All right,
what time is it?
Game time!
987
01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:26,414
That's right.
All right,
listen up.
988
01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:29,484
I want you to play
a smart game,
pass the ball.
989
01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,286
Keep it tight.
High pressure,
all right?
990
01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:33,521
Everything we've
been practicing.
Okay, you got this.
991
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:35,323
You got these bitches.
992
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,192
They're pathetic all right.
993
01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:38,727
You got this, okay.
GIRLS: Yeah!
994
01:06:38,729 --> 01:06:40,495
All right, bring it in.
Bring it in.
995
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:42,197
What are we
going to do?
GIRLS: Win.
996
01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:43,732
What are we
going to do?
GIRLS: Win!
997
01:06:43,734 --> 01:06:46,034
- One, two, three, Panthers!
- Panthers!
998
01:06:46,036 --> 01:06:47,769
Come on!
999
01:06:47,771 --> 01:06:50,052
Come on.
1000
01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,380
Raquel, that's you!
Let's go!
1001
01:06:59,582 --> 01:07:01,449
Looking good, April!
1002
01:07:01,451 --> 01:07:04,019
Come on!
Okay, pull back!
1003
01:07:05,054 --> 01:07:06,334
Stretch!
1004
01:07:07,223 --> 01:07:09,491
(GIRLS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1005
01:07:12,395 --> 01:07:14,162
(CROWD CHEERING)
1006
01:07:15,131 --> 01:07:16,371
GIRL: Oh, my God!
1007
01:07:17,633 --> 01:07:19,194
Come on, get up.
1008
01:07:21,103 --> 01:07:23,423
That's right,
push in! Push in!
1009
01:07:24,340 --> 01:07:26,241
(REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE)
Fuck with me!
1010
01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:28,076
Fuck with me, bitch!
Come on.
1011
01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:29,244
Shauna, what are you doing?
1012
01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:30,645
(REFEREE BLOWING WHISTLE)
1013
01:07:32,148 --> 01:07:34,429
GIRL: Thank you.
It's un-fucking-real!
1014
01:07:35,117 --> 01:07:36,251
(CROWD CHEERING)
1015
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:39,487
(GIRL SCREAMS)
1016
01:07:39,489 --> 01:07:40,689
(GRUNTS) Oh.
1017
01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:43,191
April, come on!
1018
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:48,229
April, go!
1019
01:07:56,672 --> 01:07:58,073
All right.
1020
01:07:58,541 --> 01:08:00,301
All right, good game!
1021
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,310
Good game.
1022
01:08:03,679 --> 01:08:05,213
Shake.
1023
01:08:06,682 --> 01:08:09,242
You got some
good players. All right.
Thank you.
1024
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,255
(CRYING)
1025
01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:17,459
Raquel is such
a cry baby.
I know.
1026
01:08:17,461 --> 01:08:19,221
She just does that
for attention, though.
1027
01:08:20,196 --> 01:08:22,636
You seriously think you're bad?
1028
01:08:23,532 --> 01:08:25,600
I mean, do you even
think she's pretty?
1029
01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,303
Raquel?
Yeah, she's
fucking gorgeous.
1030
01:08:28,305 --> 01:08:30,772
She's pretty.
You think?
1031
01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:32,373
She's not ugly.
1032
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:33,708
Don't blame yourself.
1033
01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:35,276
Okay.
All right.
1034
01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:37,345
I'll see you next week.
1035
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:39,867
I don't think she's so pretty.
1036
01:08:40,149 --> 01:08:41,749
April, she's pretty.
1037
01:08:41,751 --> 01:08:44,419
So, you three upset, too?
1038
01:08:44,753 --> 01:08:46,554
Obviously.
1039
01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:48,876
Yeah, we're not crying
but we're upset.
1040
01:08:49,658 --> 01:08:52,127
It's just a game.
We played very well.
1041
01:08:52,595 --> 01:08:53,695
We kind of sucked.
1042
01:08:54,663 --> 01:08:56,831
Um, no, you sucked.
1043
01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,233
Thank you, Mr. B.
1044
01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,301
(LAUGHS)
1045
01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:03,404
Anyone need a ride?
1046
01:09:03,406 --> 01:09:04,873
SHAUNA: No, my mom's
going to come get us.
1047
01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:06,574
CHRISSY: I'm with her.
1048
01:09:09,345 --> 01:09:11,846
Sure.
MR. B: Okay, let's go.
1049
01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:13,648
I'll see you
guys later.
CHRISSY: Bye, April.
1050
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,316
Night.
Night.
1051
01:09:16,785 --> 01:09:18,253
BOTH: Bye.
1052
01:09:26,695 --> 01:09:27,762
Where's Michael?
1053
01:09:28,764 --> 01:09:31,164
Oh, he's at his moms.
1054
01:09:31,267 --> 01:09:32,267
Oh.
1055
01:09:36,372 --> 01:09:38,132
Want some water or something?
1056
01:09:38,374 --> 01:09:41,309
Um, no, that's okay.
1057
01:09:42,378 --> 01:09:44,279
(GLASS CLANKING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
1058
01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:45,613
It's nice to have you back here.
1059
01:09:45,615 --> 01:09:46,615
(WATER RUNNING)
1060
01:09:47,483 --> 01:09:49,217
Don't worry about the game.
1061
01:10:35,631 --> 01:10:38,151
I know it's not Thursday.
1062
01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:41,702
I always get the days wrong.
1063
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,239
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1064
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,552
(GASPS)
1065
01:11:04,393 --> 01:11:06,294
(MOANING)
1066
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:24,412
(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
1067
01:11:45,901 --> 01:11:48,569
(JANE TALKING IN DISTANCE)
1068
01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:01,316
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1069
01:12:05,754 --> 01:12:07,722
(JANE LAUGHING)
1070
01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:13,494
You so crazy.
You're so crazy.
1071
01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:18,399
Hi, sweetie.
Hi, Mom.
1072
01:12:18,401 --> 01:12:19,934
Hold on, Jamal,
I'm gonna call you.
1073
01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:21,369
Do you want some breakfast?
1074
01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:24,639
Um, that's okay.
1075
01:12:24,641 --> 01:12:26,908
I'm gonna call you
back, okay? Let me
call you right back.
1076
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:29,470
I can make you eggs and bacon.
1077
01:12:30,612 --> 01:12:32,980
Okay, sure.
That sounds good.
1078
01:12:32,982 --> 01:12:35,416
How 'bout some orange
juice? You want
some orange juice?
1079
01:12:35,418 --> 01:12:38,619
I just love you,
you're such a good girl.
(CHUCKLES)
1080
01:12:41,623 --> 01:12:44,592
I love you, too.
Aw. You mean
so much to me.
1081
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:54,502
GAME ANNOUNCER:
Test your might!
1082
01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:55,937
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
1083
01:13:04,747 --> 01:13:06,414
Fight.
1084
01:13:09,585 --> 01:13:11,705
You're not allowed to do that.
1085
01:13:13,589 --> 01:13:15,150
Are you going to tell on me?
1086
01:13:26,802 --> 01:13:27,969
Can I play?
1087
01:13:28,971 --> 01:13:30,671
Sure. I don't care.
1088
01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:35,009
All right, what do I do?
1089
01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:37,172
You have to pick
a character first.
1090
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,014
I wanna be the girl character.
1091
01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:42,784
The girl character?
She sucks.
1092
01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:44,919
Trust me.
I've played her.
1093
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,888
All right, well, I still
wanna be her, so...
1094
01:13:47,689 --> 01:13:48,890
Suit yourself.
1095
01:13:49,892 --> 01:13:51,426
GAME ANNOUNCER: Fight!
1096
01:13:53,629 --> 01:13:55,696
Hey, how do I fight?
You press the buttons.
1097
01:13:55,698 --> 01:13:57,738
Oh, come on, which ones?
1098
01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:00,935
(MICHAEL EXCLAIMS) Which color?
1099
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:01,969
Hey.
1100
01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:04,846
Yes!
1101
01:14:05,574 --> 01:14:07,442
Two cookies please!
1102
01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:09,076
What?
1103
01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:11,179
I get two cookies because I won.
1104
01:14:11,181 --> 01:14:12,880
(CHUCKLES) Says who?
1105
01:14:12,882 --> 01:14:14,015
Raquel.
1106
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:19,520
Raquel?
1107
01:14:19,522 --> 01:14:21,489
Raquel's my other babysitter.
1108
01:14:21,491 --> 01:14:23,531
She lets me have
two cookies when I win.
1109
01:14:24,226 --> 01:14:25,626
Hmm.
1110
01:14:29,097 --> 01:14:30,631
Well, okay.
1111
01:14:38,674 --> 01:14:40,835
I want one Oreo
and one chocolate chip.
1112
01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:43,544
Here you go.
Have 'em all.
1113
01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:07,902
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1114
01:15:11,974 --> 01:15:13,708
Hello.
1115
01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:16,878
MR. B: April.
Who's this?
1116
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,981
Look, what happened
between me and Raquel...
It's nothing, okay?
1117
01:15:19,983 --> 01:15:22,083
Can I just explain
what happened?
1118
01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:25,653
What?
1119
01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:30,024
You broke up with me.
And we weren't talking to
each other. Can I see you?
1120
01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:33,561
No. No, I'm not coming
over there anymore.
1121
01:15:33,563 --> 01:15:35,663
April, I love you.
Please.
1122
01:15:39,034 --> 01:15:41,903
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
1123
01:15:41,905 --> 01:15:44,272
FRED:
Dude, isn't this a...
1124
01:15:44,274 --> 01:15:47,542
IVAN: Oh, gee, you're
acting like we're in
a recession. Give me.
1125
01:15:47,544 --> 01:15:49,145
I wanna show you
how to do this shit.
1126
01:15:49,945 --> 01:15:51,746
I ought to...
1127
01:15:51,748 --> 01:15:54,108
Chef Ivan at your service.
1128
01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,553
Emily.
1129
01:16:00,589 --> 01:16:03,291
Hey, Emily.
Emily, hi, hi.
1130
01:16:03,293 --> 01:16:05,092
- Hi.
- Hi.
1131
01:16:05,094 --> 01:16:07,962
You look...
You look really beautiful.
1132
01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:11,966
You look,
Yeah, your whole,
1133
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:14,702
dress.
1134
01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:17,338
You look really...
You look really great.
1135
01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:18,973
Thanks.
1136
01:16:18,975 --> 01:16:20,775
All right, sorry.
1137
01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:22,710
Hey, I have this idea...
1138
01:16:24,046 --> 01:16:26,714
I saw this pool.
1139
01:16:28,183 --> 01:16:30,117
And I was wondering
maybe you want to like
1140
01:16:31,353 --> 01:16:33,120
go swimming.
1141
01:16:33,122 --> 01:16:34,789
- Swimming?
- Yeah.
1142
01:16:34,791 --> 01:16:37,091
We could go swimming
1143
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,660
- We could go swimming
- Okay, fine.
1144
01:16:39,662 --> 01:16:41,095
Fine.
Really?
1145
01:16:41,997 --> 01:16:44,298
Okay. Okay, all right.
1146
01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:45,967
Okay.
1147
01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:58,713
- Where's the light?
- The light?
1148
01:16:58,715 --> 01:17:00,635
- Need a lighter?
- Yeah.
1149
01:17:01,183 --> 01:17:03,884
- Here you go.
- Found it.
1150
01:17:03,886 --> 01:17:05,753
Jump. Jump to me.
Jump to me.
Wait.
1151
01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:07,021
Jump!
1152
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:08,889
Let's go.
1153
01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:20,226
Are you ready to
see me get naked?
1154
01:17:28,076 --> 01:17:29,910
What are you doing?
1155
01:17:29,912 --> 01:17:31,379
I'm jumping in the pool.
Aren't you getting in?
1156
01:17:31,381 --> 01:17:33,861
No, it's cold.
Come on.
1157
01:17:40,222 --> 01:17:41,856
This is called night swimming.
1158
01:17:41,858 --> 01:17:43,824
Ready, one, two...
1159
01:17:45,127 --> 01:17:46,994
They were just saying
that in college,
1160
01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:48,829
like girls have sex
all the time.
1161
01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:50,231
So maybe like when
you get to college,
1162
01:17:50,233 --> 01:17:52,400
you won't be a sweet
little virgin anymore.
1163
01:17:52,402 --> 01:17:53,934
Thank you.
1164
01:17:53,936 --> 01:17:56,003
She's a virgin?
She's a virgin,
you guys.
1165
01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:58,873
Isn't that so adorable,
though? Look at...
She's so pretty.
1166
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,408
We can do something
about that.
No, April.
1167
01:18:00,410 --> 01:18:03,844
You scared her off.
They can help. Oh, honey.
1168
01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:05,780
I mean, are you
all virgins, too?
1169
01:18:21,296 --> 01:18:22,863
How's it goin'?
1170
01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:25,299
Good.
1171
01:18:25,301 --> 01:18:26,734
How are you?
1172
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,839
You should, flip one over
1173
01:18:34,409 --> 01:18:35,943
for good luck.
1174
01:18:39,147 --> 01:18:41,415
You know like when
you get a new pack,
1175
01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:43,751
you always flip one over and
save it for last
1176
01:18:43,753 --> 01:18:45,433
and then when
you get to it you make a wish.
1177
01:18:46,188 --> 01:18:48,789
Cool, I've never heard of that.
1178
01:18:48,791 --> 01:18:50,431
Like that?
Yeah.
1179
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:01,094
Do you need a light?
1180
01:19:06,274 --> 01:19:08,075
Thanks.
Yeah.
1181
01:19:15,016 --> 01:19:16,784
That movie is pretty stupid.
1182
01:19:17,385 --> 01:19:18,786
Why?
1183
01:19:20,122 --> 01:19:23,057
I think all movies and TV shows
1184
01:19:23,059 --> 01:19:25,025
and video games these
days are just pointless.
1185
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,027
Okay.
1186
01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:34,034
You're crazy.
1187
01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:37,138
No, I'm not.
1188
01:19:37,140 --> 01:19:38,806
Yeah, you are.
1189
01:19:40,909 --> 01:19:42,943
Why would you say that?
1190
01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:45,425
Because you just don't
care about anything.
1191
01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:51,051
I wish I didn't care
about anything.
1192
01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:56,056
But I do care. I care
about everything too much.
1193
01:19:56,892 --> 01:19:58,392
What do you mean?
1194
01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:00,928
It's whatever, Teddy.
1195
01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:02,970
I think you're the one
who doesn't care, not me.
1196
01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:06,612
What do you mean?
I care about you.
1197
01:20:11,072 --> 01:20:13,073
What? You...
1198
01:20:14,209 --> 01:20:15,943
You never even hang out with me.
1199
01:20:18,013 --> 01:20:19,346
Yeah, I love you.
1200
01:20:40,368 --> 01:20:42,069
I love you.
1201
01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:53,981
Do you remember that night
at the graveyard?
1202
01:20:55,317 --> 01:20:57,184
When we went to that tree?
1203
01:20:57,186 --> 01:20:59,186
The one that
I carved a heart in?
1204
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:01,349
Yeah.
That was fun.
1205
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,058
That was fun.
1206
01:21:05,527 --> 01:21:07,487
I wish we could go
back to that night.
1207
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,898
You know that
me and Fred
cut it down, right?
1208
01:21:11,433 --> 01:21:12,433
What?
1209
01:21:17,639 --> 01:21:19,907
- That's so sad.
- Yeah.
1210
01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:23,930
That tree was probably
there since the Civil War.
1211
01:21:24,613 --> 01:21:26,080
And now it's gone.
1212
01:21:29,284 --> 01:21:30,417
It's kind of sad.
1213
01:21:31,953 --> 01:21:34,033
Come on, get in the pool.
1214
01:21:35,123 --> 01:21:37,458
No.
Come on,
it feels great.
1215
01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:39,560
I'm shivering but not
because it's cold.
1216
01:21:39,562 --> 01:21:42,002
I'm shivering because
you're so beautiful.
1217
01:21:42,464 --> 01:21:44,705
Not gonna work this time.
1218
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:47,301
Emily, just get
in the fuckin' pool.
No!
1219
01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:48,602
Get in the fuckin' pool, Emily.
1220
01:21:48,604 --> 01:21:51,305
I'm not getting
in the fucking pool.
1221
01:21:51,307 --> 01:21:53,007
Get in the pool!
I've been excited
about this!
1222
01:21:53,009 --> 01:21:54,575
Just get in, okay?
1223
01:21:54,577 --> 01:21:57,044
Stop asking me. No!
1224
01:21:57,046 --> 01:21:58,512
Get in the pool, whore.
1225
01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:01,515
You can be a real cunt,
you know that?
1226
01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:05,419
Just get in
the fucking
pool, okay?
1227
01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:06,687
You know what, Fred?
1228
01:22:06,689 --> 01:22:08,422
What?
1229
01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:10,524
I thought I loved you
but you're a real...
What?
1230
01:22:10,526 --> 01:22:13,060
Fucking douchebag!
I'm a what? I'm
a douche...
1231
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,667
Fuck!
1232
01:22:19,669 --> 01:22:22,036
Got you!
Got you!
1233
01:22:23,672 --> 01:22:26,273
What the fuck!
1234
01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:33,247
What? What? What?
1235
01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:36,150
You made me do all those
things! I hate you!
Come on. Come on.
1236
01:22:36,152 --> 01:22:38,619
Come on.
You set me up!
1237
01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:41,422
Come on, kiss me, kiss me,
kiss, me, kiss me, kiss me.
Fuck you!
1238
01:22:41,424 --> 01:22:44,491
Sick and disgusting!
1239
01:22:47,729 --> 01:22:49,463
Are you gonna hit
me with a bottle?
Don't!
1240
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:50,597
You're gonna hit
me with a bottle?
Don't!
1241
01:22:50,599 --> 01:22:54,001
You wouldn't do
it, pussy. Pussy.
Don't!
1242
01:22:54,003 --> 01:22:56,136
Pussy, pussy, pussy.
Stop!
1243
01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:58,372
Stop!
You're not gonna hit
me with a fuckin' bottle.
1244
01:23:14,723 --> 01:23:17,624
You bitch.
What the fuck!
1245
01:23:17,626 --> 01:23:19,746
I was just messing around.
1246
01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:23,130
Fuck!
1247
01:23:33,341 --> 01:23:34,475
Teddy?
1248
01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:38,412
Let's go!
1249
01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:53,212
Hey what's going on?
Can we have some stogs?
1250
01:23:58,133 --> 01:24:00,134
Aren't you guys
a little young for
drinking and smoking?
1251
01:24:00,136 --> 01:24:01,702
No, we like 'em.
1252
01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:04,238
What? No.
You guys look younger than me.
1253
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,473
- How old are you?
- Where are you from?
1254
01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:07,715
Around here.
1255
01:24:09,177 --> 01:24:11,178
I like your hair.
It's really pretty.
1256
01:24:11,180 --> 01:24:13,514
Thanks.
1257
01:24:13,516 --> 01:24:16,250
You want the last one?
They just took
all my cigarettes.
1258
01:24:16,252 --> 01:24:18,552
Sucks.
I just bought this pack.
1259
01:24:18,554 --> 01:24:21,121
Well, at least now
you can make a wish.
1260
01:24:21,123 --> 01:24:23,190
Remember you can make...
You can make your wish.
1261
01:24:25,093 --> 01:24:28,413
Yeah. I forgot about that.
1262
01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:30,791
What are you gonna wish for?
1263
01:24:47,415 --> 01:24:48,782
- Are you okay, dude?
- Yeah.
1264
01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:50,851
What happened?
Nothing just...
1265
01:24:50,853 --> 01:24:54,521
- You okay?
- Yeah. Can we go buy some weed please?
1266
01:24:54,523 --> 01:24:57,191
Yeah. Listen,
do you wanna come?
1267
01:24:57,193 --> 01:24:59,827
Fuck. Can you give me
a fuckin' break, Teddy?
1268
01:24:59,829 --> 01:25:02,362
- Skull's waiting for us to buy some weed.
- No.
1269
01:25:02,364 --> 01:25:04,431
I should probably
wait here so I can
get a ride home.
1270
01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:05,766
- Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah.
1271
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:09,369
Maybe tomorrow.
1272
01:25:09,371 --> 01:25:11,805
Yeah.
I don't know what you're doing...
1273
01:25:11,807 --> 01:25:15,242
I'll text you or something?
Yeah, sure. I'll text you.
1274
01:25:15,244 --> 01:25:16,610
Or you can text me.
1275
01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:18,378
Thank you, April.
Let's go.
1276
01:25:18,380 --> 01:25:21,300
Call you or... I mean...
FRED: See you later.
Come on. Come on.
1277
01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:33,660
Dude, what do you...
What happened to your head?
1278
01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:35,863
What, uh...
What do you mean?
1279
01:25:35,865 --> 01:25:37,498
I mean,
what happened, dude?
Are you all right?
1280
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:39,733
Yeah, I'm fine.
1281
01:25:39,735 --> 01:25:41,468
Who did that?
Hey, what would
you do if,
1282
01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:44,030
if you were an Egyptian?
1283
01:25:45,874 --> 01:25:47,407
I'd be a pharaoh.
1284
01:25:50,378 --> 01:25:53,447
You can't be a
fuckin' pharaoh.
Why not?
1285
01:25:53,449 --> 01:25:57,050
You can't be a
fuckin' pharaoh.
Why not?
1286
01:25:58,553 --> 01:26:01,113
I don't even want to
be Egyptian anyways.
1287
01:26:02,557 --> 01:26:05,559
All that sand and mummies and shit,
it's so boring.
1288
01:26:08,229 --> 01:26:09,696
I'd be an Aztec or a Mayan.
1289
01:26:11,766 --> 01:26:14,234
Then I'd fucking
cut your heart out.
1290
01:26:15,703 --> 01:26:19,239
Hey, maybe we can
cut Skull's heart out.
1291
01:26:19,241 --> 01:26:20,908
Skull would fuck you up.
Just rip it out of him.
1292
01:26:20,910 --> 01:26:23,610
He wouldn't be able
to fuck me up if I...
1293
01:26:23,612 --> 01:26:25,479
stabbed him in
the stomach first.
1294
01:26:25,481 --> 01:26:27,381
Stop. What the fuck?
1295
01:26:27,383 --> 01:26:29,650
What are you doing? Stop.
1296
01:26:29,652 --> 01:26:32,286
What are you doing, man?
1297
01:26:32,288 --> 01:26:35,529
Fred, fuck, dude.
Put that thing... Fuck. stop.
1298
01:26:48,770 --> 01:26:50,370
'Sup, Skull?
1299
01:26:50,372 --> 01:26:52,673
How are you doin'?
How are you doin'? Feel good?
1300
01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:54,675
Nice.
1301
01:26:57,212 --> 01:27:00,612
- So you... so you got it?
- Yes.
1302
01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:03,656
Just a dime, right?
Want a hit?
1303
01:27:08,856 --> 01:27:10,290
Hey, Skull?
1304
01:27:11,859 --> 01:27:14,428
Who'd you rather be
the pope or Pablo Escobar?
1305
01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:16,630
Escobar for sure, man.
1306
01:27:16,632 --> 01:27:18,665
Gets to have all the fun.
1307
01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:20,500
The pope gets to
live in the Vatican.
1308
01:27:20,502 --> 01:27:24,771
- Escobar. - What do you think?
- Shut the fuck up, Teddy.
1309
01:27:24,773 --> 01:27:26,240
You know what you want?
1310
01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:29,777
You what a knife.
1311
01:27:31,613 --> 01:27:36,316
This fucker could
cut your heart out,
with this fucking knife.
1312
01:27:36,318 --> 01:27:38,252
Cut your fucking heart out.
1313
01:27:38,254 --> 01:27:40,254
He fucking said it to me.
1314
01:27:40,256 --> 01:27:42,723
You try it, I'll fucking kill you!
I never said that.
1315
01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:45,025
This fucker's always
saying weird shit
1316
01:27:45,027 --> 01:27:47,327
and trying to get
me to kill people.
I don't...
1317
01:27:47,329 --> 01:27:49,863
He want... He was
talking about cutting
your heart out. I didn't...
1318
01:27:49,865 --> 01:27:52,026
Skull, Skull, Skull, Skull.
Yes.
1319
01:27:52,867 --> 01:27:54,827
Would you rather
be gay or a girl?
1320
01:27:56,337 --> 01:27:58,338
Neither.
1321
01:27:58,340 --> 01:28:01,875
No, I'm just saying
if you had to.
Like, if a genie said so.
1322
01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:03,343
Both of them have to suck dick.
1323
01:28:03,345 --> 01:28:04,778
Exactly.
1324
01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:07,481
Would that be so bad?
1325
01:28:07,483 --> 01:28:09,750
I mean, don't you ever
get jealous of those
1326
01:28:09,752 --> 01:28:12,786
girls in pornos that get to be
1327
01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:14,949
on their knees in
the middle of all
those fucking dicks.
1328
01:28:15,857 --> 01:28:18,492
Are you fuckin'
serious right now?
1329
01:28:18,494 --> 01:28:20,494
Are you be...
Are you being fucking
serious right now?
1330
01:28:20,496 --> 01:28:21,662
He's a fuckin' faggot.
1331
01:28:21,664 --> 01:28:26,400
He's always saying
weird shit like this, dude.
No, no, no, no.
1332
01:28:26,402 --> 01:28:28,402
This faggot is fucking serious.
1333
01:28:28,404 --> 01:28:30,370
You don't like
the idea of an
Around-The-World blow bang?
1334
01:28:30,372 --> 01:28:33,073
No, I like to have
a girl suck my dick.
1335
01:28:33,075 --> 01:28:34,741
What's the difference?
1336
01:28:34,743 --> 01:28:37,044
"What the difference?"
1337
01:28:37,046 --> 01:28:38,912
Well, I'll tell
you the difference,
1338
01:28:38,914 --> 01:28:40,614
because I am going in
1339
01:28:41,649 --> 01:28:43,850
and she's being got inside of.
1340
01:28:43,852 --> 01:28:48,021
Yeah, and why is one
better? Why does one
make you better, Skull?
1341
01:28:48,023 --> 01:28:50,957
And why when you're
inside her,
do you feel better?
1342
01:28:50,959 --> 01:28:53,694
I mean, aren't you
on her turf, inside her?
1343
01:28:53,696 --> 01:28:56,897
You know, isn't she
in control of you?
1344
01:28:56,899 --> 01:28:59,866
Like a little fuckin' baby with his mamma
making him feel good.
1345
01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:04,004
Skull, why? Why?
1346
01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:06,340
Because...
Because what?
1347
01:30:13,941 --> 01:30:15,742
Hey, dude.
1348
01:30:15,744 --> 01:30:17,811
Hey, dude, dude,
dude, dude, dude.
1349
01:30:17,813 --> 01:30:20,293
Let's drive down the wrong way.
1350
01:30:20,748 --> 01:30:22,482
Fred, why do you
have to be like this?
1351
01:30:22,484 --> 01:30:23,950
Why do I have to be like what?
1352
01:30:23,952 --> 01:30:27,113
Why do you have to be
all fucking crazy and psycho on me?
1353
01:30:28,890 --> 01:30:32,250
Why do you have to try so fucking hard
to seem crazy, man? I don't get it.
1354
01:30:33,928 --> 01:30:37,564
I just... I can't hang out with you
when you're like this.
1355
01:30:41,002 --> 01:30:42,769
Okay.
1356
01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:53,831
I can't hang out with you
when you're like this.
1357
01:31:17,905 --> 01:31:20,006
Pull over.
Pull over.
1358
01:31:23,678 --> 01:31:26,480
Just let me out, dude.
Let me the fuck out.
1359
01:31:30,585 --> 01:31:32,905
Pull over, man.
Let me out.
1360
01:31:43,264 --> 01:31:44,965
What are you doing?
1361
01:32:44,058 --> 01:32:45,825
I'm not Bob.
1362
01:32:48,062 --> 01:32:49,763
I'm not Bob.
1363
01:32:51,899 --> 01:32:55,035
I'm not Bob, I'm not Bob,
I'm not Bob.
1364
01:32:59,041 --> 01:33:01,608
Let's go! Let's go!
1365
01:33:02,777 --> 01:33:04,110
I'm not Bob!