1 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:17,415 I've always wondered if you hit a mime, does he make a sound? 2 00:01:26,043 --> 00:01:27,753 Well, now you know. 3 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,920 I lost my teeth. 4 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:40,630 What is he saying? 5 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:43,035 I don't know, something about "teesh"? 6 00:01:44,585 --> 00:01:46,205 Oh, he lost his teeth. 7 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:48,290 Terry. 8 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,460 Hey! You sons of bitches ain't going anywhere! 9 00:01:52,543 --> 00:01:55,423 I saw the whole damn thing. I'm calling the police. 10 00:01:56,418 --> 00:01:57,668 We are the police. 11 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:57,290 "All oppression creates a state of war." Simone de Beauvoir. 12 00:02:57,376 --> 00:02:59,376 No, it's Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, the father of anarchism. 13 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:01,790 It's not Simone de Beauvoir, the feminist existentialist. 14 00:03:01,876 --> 00:03:03,786 - I bet you 50 bucks. - I'll take that bet. 15 00:03:05,376 --> 00:03:07,536 - Hey, Uncle Terry. - How's it hanging, César? 16 00:03:16,626 --> 00:03:17,916 Little early in the day, Terry. 17 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:20,131 - It's midnight in Tokyo. - Mmm. 18 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:23,710 - Hey, Uncle Terry. - Hey, Lil' Bob. 19 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,040 Where's my Xbox? 20 00:03:25,251 --> 00:03:26,880 How the fuck should I know? 21 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,790 Oh, you know what? It's up my ass. Do you wanna go see it? 22 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,376 It's in the den. 23 00:03:31,168 --> 00:03:32,748 I hit your car, Bob. 24 00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:34,998 - Again? - Yeah. 25 00:03:35,085 --> 00:03:36,455 Is it bad? 26 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,165 We should take my car. 27 00:03:40,710 --> 00:03:41,838 You had a nice swim, honey? 28 00:03:41,918 --> 00:03:42,998 My eyes hurt. 29 00:03:43,085 --> 00:03:46,205 I told you, Bob. You put too much chlorine in that pool. 30 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:48,543 No, no, no. I followed those instructions to a T. 31 00:03:48,626 --> 00:03:49,666 He's been up to something. 32 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:51,171 - No, I haven't. - "No, I haven't." 33 00:03:51,251 --> 00:03:53,921 All little innocent Little Lord fucking Fauntleroy over here. 34 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:56,171 - Stop it. - I've been itching all weekend. 35 00:03:56,251 --> 00:03:57,341 I'm trying to digest over here. 36 00:03:57,710 --> 00:03:58,790 When was the last time you had sex? 37 00:04:00,043 --> 00:04:01,130 Thursday. 38 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:02,670 And when did you start itching? 39 00:04:02,751 --> 00:04:04,791 Saturday, in late afternoon, early evening. 40 00:04:05,876 --> 00:04:06,956 It's thrush. 41 00:04:08,251 --> 00:04:09,341 What's thrush? 42 00:04:09,751 --> 00:04:11,838 - I wore a condom. - It don't matter. 43 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,588 - What do I do about it? - You go to a drugstore. 44 00:04:13,668 --> 00:04:16,088 They'll give you some cream or something. You'll be fine. 45 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,788 What's thrush, Pop? 46 00:04:17,876 --> 00:04:19,876 Thrush is a small to medium-sized songbird. 47 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,040 Now, get the fuck out of here. 48 00:04:23,251 --> 00:04:27,251 Can you guys not discuss his genital complaints while I'm trying to eat? 49 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,455 Is that too much to ask for? 50 00:04:29,085 --> 00:04:30,585 This looks like dick and balls now. 51 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:34,343 - See you later, Dolores. - See you later, Terry. 52 00:04:35,043 --> 00:04:36,171 He's fucking broke it, Mom. 53 00:04:36,251 --> 00:04:38,541 No! Oh, you know what? 54 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,126 - It is broken. - Mom! 55 00:04:43,168 --> 00:04:44,338 Don't litter, man. 56 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,538 You're gonna make me look bad in front of all of my fucking white neighbours. 57 00:04:47,293 --> 00:04:49,173 Let's go fuck some scumbags. 58 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:02,880 What are they doing now? 59 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,540 Looking at the exhibits. What the fuck do you think they're doing? 60 00:05:06,501 --> 00:05:08,791 - This is a waste of time. - No, it's not. 61 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,496 What do you think the Webb brothers are doing in a fucking balloon museum? 62 00:05:11,585 --> 00:05:14,035 You think they're researching the history of aeronautics? No. 63 00:05:14,335 --> 00:05:16,915 Look at this guy point. You're not fooling anybody, buddy. 64 00:05:17,376 --> 00:05:18,876 You think they're gonna heist the place? 65 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:22,625 Well, it's popular with the yokels, but I reckon it's just a meet. 66 00:05:22,793 --> 00:05:25,588 - Oh. Hold it right there. Yeah. - Here? Here? Right here? 67 00:05:25,668 --> 00:05:26,838 The light is perfect. 68 00:05:27,043 --> 00:05:29,593 - Like this? - Yeah, that's really nice. 69 00:05:30,751 --> 00:05:33,671 That's Jim Harris and his fucking yo-yo. 70 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,205 Thought he was inside. 71 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:39,503 He broke out of Riker's Island two months ago. 72 00:05:39,751 --> 00:05:41,001 Who's the other guy with the kid? 73 00:05:41,085 --> 00:05:43,875 No idea. What kind of bum brings his kid to a meet, though? 74 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,630 - Eyes here. Eyes here. - I don't even see you. 75 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:47,130 Why am I looking there? 76 00:05:47,543 --> 00:05:48,593 There we go. 77 00:05:50,251 --> 00:05:51,338 - Oh. - Look. 78 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,248 Yo-yos were once, um, 79 00:05:53,335 --> 00:05:54,875 - outlawed in Damascus. - Huh! 80 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,750 It was believed that they were causing a drought. 81 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:00,960 Look at all those fucking assholes working. 82 00:06:03,376 --> 00:06:04,836 Suckers! 83 00:06:05,543 --> 00:06:07,380 Welcome back, boys! 84 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:09,540 How did we enjoy our sabbatical? 85 00:06:09,626 --> 00:06:11,206 It was very pleasant, it was very relaxing. 86 00:06:11,293 --> 00:06:12,503 I masturbated a lot. 87 00:06:12,585 --> 00:06:14,335 "Enforced sabbatical", I should have said. 88 00:06:14,668 --> 00:06:15,878 What's a "sabbatical"? 89 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,288 Okay. 90 00:06:18,376 --> 00:06:20,416 So Laurel and Hardy here, huh? 91 00:06:20,501 --> 00:06:21,838 Tweedledum and Tweedledee. 92 00:06:21,918 --> 00:06:24,668 Siegfried and Roy, Sacco and Vanzetti, Abelard and Héloïse. 93 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:25,838 Is this a quiz? 94 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,168 No, it's not a quiz. 95 00:06:27,793 --> 00:06:30,421 This is your last chance. 96 00:06:30,501 --> 00:06:31,751 OK? 97 00:06:31,835 --> 00:06:32,995 This is it. 98 00:06:33,085 --> 00:06:35,245 There'll be no more suspensions from duty. 99 00:06:35,335 --> 00:06:36,375 That's great! 100 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:38,540 You will be out on your asses next time. 101 00:06:38,626 --> 00:06:39,666 Oh, that's not great. 102 00:06:39,751 --> 00:06:41,171 You'd be out on your asses already, frankly, 103 00:06:41,251 --> 00:06:44,001 if the powers that be could prove some of the rumours I've been hearing. 104 00:06:44,085 --> 00:06:45,745 Yeah, but you know what they say about rumours, though. 105 00:06:45,835 --> 00:06:47,285 Rumours are the mothers of invention. 106 00:06:47,376 --> 00:06:49,246 No, necessity's the mother of invention. 107 00:06:49,335 --> 00:06:50,415 What are rumours, then? 108 00:06:50,501 --> 00:06:52,291 - Rumours are... - Silencio! 109 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,290 Assaulting a fellow officer, that's one thing. 110 00:06:56,376 --> 00:06:59,586 Bribery and corruption charges against you and that's it, 111 00:06:59,668 --> 00:07:00,748 that's goodnight, Irene. 112 00:07:00,835 --> 00:07:02,415 We were provoked, man. 113 00:07:02,501 --> 00:07:04,291 - Bob was provoked! - Same thing. 114 00:07:04,918 --> 00:07:06,378 Look, fellas. 115 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:10,380 I agree with you about the race issue. OK? 116 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,750 I'm married to a chink myself, for Christ's sake. 117 00:07:12,835 --> 00:07:13,915 I got chink kids. 118 00:07:14,335 --> 00:07:15,745 Look at their faces. 119 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:18,040 - Wow. - Those are good-looking boys. 120 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:20,745 I know how you felt, Bob, believe me. 121 00:07:20,835 --> 00:07:24,035 But still, that's no excuse for assaulting a fellow officer. 122 00:07:24,126 --> 00:07:25,706 Doesn't matter what they say. 123 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,793 He called me a wetback! He knows damn well I was born here! 124 00:07:28,876 --> 00:07:30,786 He's a big, fat, racist pig is what he is! 125 00:07:30,876 --> 00:07:34,126 Yes! He's a big, fat, racist pig. Granted. 126 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:36,290 No argument there, guys. 127 00:07:36,376 --> 00:07:37,586 But look around. 128 00:07:37,668 --> 00:07:40,038 This is the police department. 129 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,786 We're surrounded by big, fat, racist pigs. 130 00:07:42,876 --> 00:07:45,336 So work with me here, OK? 131 00:07:45,543 --> 00:07:47,753 Now, what have we learned here? 132 00:07:48,085 --> 00:07:50,085 Don't assault a fellow officer, 133 00:07:50,626 --> 00:07:52,786 even if... even if he is a racist pig. 134 00:07:53,043 --> 00:07:54,753 Yes. And? 135 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,706 - Something about rumours. - Rumours. 136 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:58,130 No. 137 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,710 Chinese kids? 138 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,670 - No. - Oh, oh, oh. 139 00:08:02,751 --> 00:08:04,171 Bribery and corruption. 140 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,630 Yes, bribery and corruption! 141 00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:08,170 What about bribery and corruption? 142 00:08:08,251 --> 00:08:10,001 Oh, there's a part two. 143 00:08:10,085 --> 00:08:11,335 Uh... 144 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:13,463 Don't get involved with it? 145 00:08:13,543 --> 00:08:16,380 Don't get involved with it in any way, shape or form. 146 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:17,838 Bribery and corruption, bad! 147 00:08:17,918 --> 00:08:19,838 Excellent! 148 00:08:19,918 --> 00:08:22,748 Progress has been made! 149 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,875 Exeunt stage left. 150 00:08:32,835 --> 00:08:35,625 Hey, who's that asshole used to pal around with Harris? 151 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,540 Negro gentleman, got pinched for the toasters. 152 00:08:37,626 --> 00:08:38,706 Reggie Hayes. 153 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:40,003 Reggie Hayes. 154 00:08:41,418 --> 00:08:44,498 He, uh, changed it, though, didn't he? Changed his name. 155 00:08:44,710 --> 00:08:47,250 Joined the Nation of Islam. Reggie X. 156 00:08:49,543 --> 00:08:50,843 Reggie X! 157 00:08:52,126 --> 00:08:53,336 Fuckin'... 158 00:08:53,751 --> 00:08:54,961 Who's this? 159 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:59,290 - Glen Campbell. - Great song. 160 00:08:59,376 --> 00:09:00,666 Masterpiece. 161 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:06,211 Do you see him? 162 00:09:07,376 --> 00:09:09,706 Probably skulking somewhere. 163 00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:12,043 That's what these criminal types do. 164 00:09:12,126 --> 00:09:13,206 Skulk. 165 00:09:13,418 --> 00:09:15,038 Oh, there he is. 166 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,593 Reggie! 167 00:09:17,168 --> 00:09:18,418 As salaam alaikum. 168 00:09:20,001 --> 00:09:21,961 Doesn't seem very pleased to see us, Terry. 169 00:09:22,626 --> 00:09:23,836 What's the craic, lads? 170 00:09:24,418 --> 00:09:27,288 You know how to read, don't you, you Mick bastard? 171 00:09:28,085 --> 00:09:29,415 Or would that be too much to ask? 172 00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:32,130 I'm actually dyslexic. All right? 173 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:35,500 And I find that statement to be highly discriminatory. 174 00:09:35,585 --> 00:09:36,785 Are you an actor? 175 00:09:37,418 --> 00:09:39,538 Because they all seem to be dyslexic nowadays. 176 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:40,746 It used to be called stupidity. 177 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,378 You know these fucking pricks, do you? 178 00:09:48,418 --> 00:09:49,538 You shouldn't have done that. 179 00:09:49,626 --> 00:09:51,916 Well, what's he gonna do? Tell his momma? 180 00:09:52,293 --> 00:09:53,543 God! 181 00:09:54,543 --> 00:09:56,383 What the fuck? I ain't done shit! 182 00:09:56,876 --> 00:09:58,376 Oh, what's that, Terry? 183 00:09:58,710 --> 00:10:00,290 It sure ain't origami, Bob. 184 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:01,630 You gotta be kidding me. 185 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:06,380 I suspect it may well be what the authorities would call a controlled substance. 186 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:07,540 No! 187 00:10:13,418 --> 00:10:14,498 Mmm. 188 00:10:14,585 --> 00:10:15,705 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 189 00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:17,253 That is most definitely a controlled substance. 190 00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:19,125 And you say you found this on the defendant's person, Detective? 191 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:21,920 - Is that correct? - It was hidden in his anus, Your Honour. 192 00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:24,541 Oh, you dirty motherfucker! You dirty motherfucker! 193 00:10:24,626 --> 00:10:25,996 You're a dealer now, Reggie. 194 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,000 You two are fucked up. 195 00:10:31,585 --> 00:10:32,745 You still running around with Jimmy Harris? 196 00:10:32,835 --> 00:10:35,415 Not since back in the day, before the motherfucker moved up a gear. 197 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,751 I guess some people's ambitions go beyond selling toasters, you know? 198 00:10:37,835 --> 00:10:40,165 OK, you know what? You don't even know the whole level I'm on. 199 00:10:40,251 --> 00:10:42,251 These were designer fucking stolen toasters, man. 200 00:10:42,335 --> 00:10:44,995 Yes, yes! This big fucking shit, man. Philippe Starck, Moschino. 201 00:10:45,085 --> 00:10:46,705 - Fancy shit? - Yeah, fancy fucking shit. 202 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:48,253 - Okay. - Yeah, Moschino shit, man. 203 00:10:48,335 --> 00:10:49,625 Moschino don't make fucking toasters! 204 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:51,088 But you're friends with him, right? 205 00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:52,418 We knew each other, we're acquaintances. 206 00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:56,211 Oh, OK. Well, have you heard that this acquaintance of yours is back in town? 207 00:10:56,293 --> 00:10:57,671 - I heard. - You did? OK. 208 00:10:57,751 --> 00:10:59,171 So, we've been surveilling the Webb brothers. 209 00:10:59,251 --> 00:11:00,291 Do you know about the Webb brothers? 210 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:01,996 - Everybody knows the Webb brothers. - OK. Good, good, good. 211 00:11:02,085 --> 00:11:04,205 Progress already. We're making progress. 212 00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:05,921 OK, so, they're up to something. 213 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:09,171 You know, like something nefarious. I mean, so our informants tell us. 214 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,211 And where would we be without our informants, Terry? 215 00:11:11,293 --> 00:11:12,880 - Fucking nowhere. - Fucking no where's right, dude! 216 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,340 Fucking nowhere, dude! 217 00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:17,751 So Jimmy Harris and the Webbs are, you know, hooked up. 218 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:19,960 Ergo... 219 00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:23,003 - Ergo... - Ergo what, motherfucker? 220 00:11:23,085 --> 00:11:25,285 - Ergo. - Ergo what? What the fuck is that? 221 00:11:26,293 --> 00:11:27,921 They're planning a fucking robbery. 222 00:11:28,001 --> 00:11:29,041 Bingo! 223 00:11:30,876 --> 00:11:32,336 Keep it down. Keep it down... 224 00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:35,536 And we're gonna fuck 'em up and you're gonna help us. 225 00:11:35,626 --> 00:11:37,286 What the fuck? 226 00:11:37,376 --> 00:11:38,456 Shit! 227 00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:39,791 Cops. 228 00:11:40,876 --> 00:11:42,706 Oh, shit! Hey, we are the cops! 229 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,793 Motherfuckers! 230 00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,876 For a second, I forgot! 231 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:49,170 You see how I got all like, "Fuck!" 232 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,841 I know, but I was there, too. I was like, "Where, where?" 233 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:55,093 If I don't help you, what, are you gonna bust me for possession? 234 00:11:56,168 --> 00:11:57,668 Educated man, Terry! This is... 235 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,961 Fuck! This is good coke. 236 00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:03,088 There's a shitload more where that came from. 237 00:12:03,168 --> 00:12:04,458 Where did you guys get this? 238 00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:06,253 We fucked over a mime. 239 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:10,170 They're off and running! 240 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:29,500 Oh, Your Lordship. 241 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,245 She's a three-year-old. 242 00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:48,878 Lovely little filly. 243 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,088 What's she like in the saddle? 244 00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:52,538 I haven't ridden her yet. She's, uh... 245 00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:54,086 She's a little... 246 00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:56,843 Excuse me. One of my trainers. 247 00:12:57,585 --> 00:13:00,705 Do keep me informed of any further development, won't you? 248 00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:02,383 Of course. 249 00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,793 You know, I hate champagne. 250 00:13:08,835 --> 00:13:09,875 Why do I drink it, then? 251 00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:13,843 One of those unresolved mysteries of life. 252 00:13:17,251 --> 00:13:19,880 How's my crew? Or, how are my crew? 253 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,750 Whichever is grammatically correct. 254 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,245 Well, sir, 255 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,835 the Webbs, um, are just checked in. 256 00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:27,456 Mmm-hmm. 257 00:13:27,543 --> 00:13:29,130 - Mmm-hmm. - And the other thing? 258 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:30,338 The other thing. 259 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,958 As you can guess, I imagine, Reynard wants more money. 260 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:36,420 Of course he does. 261 00:13:36,501 --> 00:13:39,041 - What do you want me to do about him? - Well... 262 00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:43,916 I want you to pay him. 263 00:13:44,918 --> 00:13:46,128 We'll get the money back. 264 00:13:46,335 --> 00:13:49,745 I'm afraid I'll end up in jail first. 265 00:13:49,835 --> 00:13:50,875 Oh, Russell. 266 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,630 Jail's not too bad. 267 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:56,000 You know what the worst thing about jail is? 268 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,665 No, Your Lordship, I do not. 269 00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,461 The violent anal sex. 270 00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:03,923 But do you know what the best thing about jail is, Russell? 271 00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:08,536 The violent anal sex? 272 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,000 You know, you're pretty quick for an American. 273 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:27,710 Jimmy used to go out with this dancer, Jacqueline Hollis. 274 00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:30,088 Rumour is he's shacked up with her. 275 00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:31,538 You have an address? 276 00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:37,416 No, but I do know she works at the, uh, this club, Knockouts. Yeah. 277 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,001 Of course, that means you two will actually have to do, you know, 278 00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,125 "Police work". 279 00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:43,043 Now, don't be getting obstreperous with me, motherfucker. 280 00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:44,496 I'll knock your ass into Indochina. 281 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,421 Here we go. 282 00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:48,211 What the fuck is that? 283 00:14:48,293 --> 00:14:49,923 Cocksucking Cowboys. 284 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,500 Bollocks are still sore and I didn't do anything to you. 285 00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:56,205 Well, the world's full of injustice, pal. 286 00:14:56,293 --> 00:14:58,463 Call Amnesty International if you wanna do something about it. 287 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,340 Salud. 288 00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:06,535 - Ah. - Ah! 289 00:15:06,626 --> 00:15:08,036 I thought you guys didn't drink. 290 00:15:08,335 --> 00:15:09,995 - How do you mean? - Muslims. 291 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,380 I'm a Five Percenter. 292 00:15:12,626 --> 00:15:13,706 Mmm, OK. 293 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,173 Do you know what the fuck that means? 294 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:16,955 I know what that means. 295 00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,746 Do you know this other douchebag? 296 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,205 What am I, Huggy Bear now? 297 00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:21,793 Huggy Bear. 298 00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:23,883 Mmm. 299 00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:26,245 Those fellas in the car 300 00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:28,245 with the white stripe. 301 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:31,340 Who took these? A fucking epileptic? 302 00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:33,208 No, Robert Mapplethorpe over here. 303 00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:35,043 A little something was wrong with the, uh... 304 00:15:35,126 --> 00:15:36,166 With the thing? 305 00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:37,338 Yeah, with the thing. 306 00:15:37,418 --> 00:15:39,748 Oh, yeah, the thing can be tricky. 307 00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:41,585 Hey, motherfucker, I could bust you right now for... 308 00:15:41,668 --> 00:15:43,958 Hey! I got multiple sclerosis, OK? 309 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,423 It helps to relieve the symptoms. 310 00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,996 You're dyslexic and you have multiple sclerosis? 311 00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:49,125 Mmm. 312 00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,630 Yeah, I've had a lot of hard luck in my life. 313 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,500 You can't even spell sclerosis. 314 00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:55,288 S-C-L-E... 315 00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:56,416 Oh, fuck. 316 00:15:57,418 --> 00:15:58,538 Look, I don't know. 317 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,671 Hey, it's Reynard. Clifford Reynard. 318 00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,838 I used to steal cars with him. 319 00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:06,248 I mean, I think he's a driver now. 320 00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:08,375 Well, he's a fucking prick, anyways. 321 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:10,915 Hey. 322 00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:13,836 I claim my prize. 323 00:16:16,085 --> 00:16:17,835 Thank you. 324 00:16:23,501 --> 00:16:24,671 That's amazing. 325 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:27,001 The flexibility. 326 00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:42,376 You should have seen her when she was 15. 327 00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:45,286 You guys looking for me? 328 00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:48,836 Well, if you're the manager of this shithole, then yes, we are. 329 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:54,670 I'm Detective Bolaño. Detective Monroe. 330 00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:56,001 You are... 331 00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:57,415 Russell Birdwell. 332 00:16:58,710 --> 00:16:59,840 What's the problem? 333 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,630 We're looking for the address of one of your dancers. Jacqueline Hollis? 334 00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:04,586 Jackie Hollis? 335 00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:05,958 Jackie Hollis, whatever. 336 00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:08,503 She doesn't work for me any more, she quit. 337 00:17:08,585 --> 00:17:11,625 Yeah, I didn't ask you if she's currently employed here. 338 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,460 I asked you for her address. 339 00:17:13,543 --> 00:17:15,293 She in some kind of trouble? 340 00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:18,375 Just give us her fucking address. 341 00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:20,878 You guys are adorable. 342 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:23,960 Where are you guys from? What precinct? 343 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,995 We're from hell, baby. 344 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:34,421 You know, the, uh, guy that discovered Uranus wanted to call it George. 345 00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:38,085 This is the planet George. 346 00:17:38,835 --> 00:17:39,875 Come on, Harris. 347 00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:42,245 Oh! 348 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,666 - What? - Oh, hey, darling. 349 00:17:49,751 --> 00:17:51,791 Tell Jimmy Harry wants to see him. 350 00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:55,248 - Harry who? - Harry fucking Krishna! 351 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,915 Get away from the door, ma'am. Get away from the door. 352 00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:12,628 Hey, it's Manny Pacquiao! 353 00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:15,785 Leave him alone. 354 00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:17,998 He's a Quaker. 355 00:18:18,293 --> 00:18:19,793 Does he have any guns stashed away anywhere? 356 00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:23,206 No, I told you, he's a Quaker. He abhors violence. 357 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,540 - He what? - What? 358 00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,793 He abhors violence. 359 00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:30,416 - He abhors! - Fucking pigs, man! 360 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,633 Hey! 361 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,000 That's not very nice. 362 00:18:34,085 --> 00:18:37,745 Hey, Jackie, can you put on some, uh, coffee for Mr Harris here? 363 00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:41,335 - And you should probably have one. - You want some doughnuts, too? Fuckers. 364 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,590 Nice underwear, Jimmy. 365 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:49,130 Ooh! Widescreen. 366 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,340 Cool beans. 367 00:18:52,918 --> 00:18:53,998 You got any Glen Campbell? 368 00:18:54,085 --> 00:18:55,165 Who? 369 00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:56,751 You never heard of Glen Campbell? 370 00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:01,455 What's gonna happen to him? 371 00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,041 To Glen Campbell? 372 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:05,536 To Jimmy. 373 00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:09,206 Guess they'll ship him back to Riker's with another nickel on his sentence. 374 00:19:10,085 --> 00:19:11,955 There's nothing you can do for him? 375 00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:14,920 Are you trying to bribe us, ma'am? 376 00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:16,750 No. 377 00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:18,543 Damn it! 378 00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:21,791 These fucking law-abiding citizens. 379 00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:24,915 Well, how much? 380 00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:26,415 How much you have in the house? 381 00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:29,130 Five. Two. Two Gs. 382 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,880 How much you got in the fucking house? 383 00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:32,496 Five. 384 00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:34,245 Great! We'll take it. 385 00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:35,456 And then he's free to walk? 386 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:38,503 If it's within his capabilities. And I'm taking that widescreen as well. 387 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:39,790 You want something? 388 00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:41,206 No, I don't want anything. 389 00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:47,383 So, Jimmy-boy, why are you in town? 390 00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:51,588 You wouldn't happen to be planning a little caper, now, would you? 391 00:19:57,585 --> 00:19:58,995 Do you have an Xbox, by any chance? 392 00:20:02,085 --> 00:20:04,245 I can't concentrate. What the fuck? 393 00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:05,498 They were there first. 394 00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:08,418 This is a Soderbergh movie. It requires focus. 395 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,290 What's a Soderbergh? 396 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,126 Steven Soderbergh is a Jewish-American auteur. 397 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,290 He's Swedish. 398 00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:15,956 He's in jail now in Florida on a morals charge. 399 00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:18,130 Jennifer Lopez is in this movie. 400 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,130 Takes her blouse off, but you can't really see her titties. 401 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,838 Why can't you see her titties? 402 00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:24,380 Because she's a serious fucking actor, that's why. 403 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,710 She's not gonna get her cupcakes out for a fool like you. 404 00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:30,133 - César, go get it. - Go get it, you. 405 00:20:30,335 --> 00:20:32,125 He told you to get it! Mom! 406 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:34,130 Stop whining and answer the door, OK? 407 00:20:38,293 --> 00:20:39,630 Why do you always pick on me? 408 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,630 Because you're the youngest and most vulnerable, I guess. 409 00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:44,423 That quote is Simone de Beauvoir. 410 00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:47,416 If I could only find the damn thing. 411 00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:49,921 Mmm, 50 bucks coming my way. 412 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,088 Don't pay her, Pop. 413 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:52,498 - Hey. - Hey, hey, hey. 414 00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:55,418 This jackass says you wanted to see him. 415 00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:57,501 Don't call Reggie a jackass, that's rude. 416 00:20:57,668 --> 00:20:59,038 And factually inaccurate. 417 00:20:59,543 --> 00:21:01,213 He's more like a pathetic simpleton. 418 00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:03,923 Sit down, Reggie. 419 00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:12,880 So you found Jimmy? 420 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,210 In body, if not in spirit. 421 00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:16,836 Hey, I'm sorry for Terry making fun of your religion. 422 00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:20,633 I apologise on his behalf. 423 00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:23,291 Jennifer Lopez is in this. 424 00:21:23,585 --> 00:21:25,205 She takes her blouse off but you can't really see her titties. 425 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,628 I know! 426 00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:29,375 No, stop, Your Lordship! 427 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:30,750 Stop! 428 00:21:30,835 --> 00:21:31,875 Your father! 429 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,710 I don't give a damn about my father. 430 00:21:54,085 --> 00:21:55,835 Some cops showed up at the club tonight. 431 00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:58,588 Some bullshit about one of my dancers. 432 00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,088 Ex-dancer. 433 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,420 Do you think it has anything to do with us? 434 00:22:03,501 --> 00:22:05,501 Maybe, maybe not. 435 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,250 Want me to get in touch with the Webbs, tell them to cancel the gig? 436 00:22:09,335 --> 00:22:10,745 No. 437 00:22:10,835 --> 00:22:12,785 It's probably just a coincidence, but... 438 00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:16,290 Get hold of the girl. See what their story is. 439 00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:19,915 Give them a warning, if necessary. 440 00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:24,336 So where's this grand finale you've been promising me, Russell? 441 00:22:24,918 --> 00:22:26,628 Chill out, maestro. 442 00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:29,213 It's on its way. 443 00:23:26,501 --> 00:23:27,921 A million dollars. 444 00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:30,593 Any questions, gentlemen? 445 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,840 I'm not sure whether that's supreme self-confidence or idiocy. 446 00:23:35,835 --> 00:23:37,335 But whatever. 447 00:23:50,543 --> 00:23:51,843 Russell? 448 00:23:52,793 --> 00:23:56,293 Do you ever think that you're God and everything else is just an illusion? 449 00:23:58,168 --> 00:23:59,538 No. 450 00:24:13,668 --> 00:24:14,788 I love cheerleaders. 451 00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:16,460 Is this part of your act? 452 00:24:17,293 --> 00:24:20,133 I'm a majorette, moron. 453 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,541 I love majorettes, too. 454 00:24:22,626 --> 00:24:23,996 I ain't prejudiced. 455 00:24:25,418 --> 00:24:26,588 What do you want? 456 00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:28,458 Brought you a new TV. 457 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,001 Oh. 458 00:24:31,085 --> 00:24:33,125 You have a conscience after all, huh? 459 00:24:35,668 --> 00:24:36,878 Do you want it or not? 460 00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:55,496 I am a lineman for the county... 461 00:24:57,835 --> 00:24:59,285 Weirdo. 462 00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:01,130 You're the weirdo. 463 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,341 You're the weirdo. 464 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:06,420 Who's this asshole? 465 00:25:07,751 --> 00:25:08,841 Ex-boyfriend. 466 00:25:09,585 --> 00:25:11,455 Looks like a douchebag. 467 00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:13,213 He was a really intelligent guy. 468 00:25:14,335 --> 00:25:17,625 He wrote a well-regarded monograph on André Breton. 469 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:19,705 And he had a nice dick. 470 00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:24,791 And who's this? 471 00:25:24,876 --> 00:25:25,956 Ex-boyfriend. 472 00:25:27,335 --> 00:25:28,705 Oh, he had a nice dick, too. 473 00:25:33,085 --> 00:25:34,375 What is this about? 474 00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:35,960 I don't know. 475 00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:38,835 Loneliness? 476 00:25:39,335 --> 00:25:40,745 It's kinda creepy. 477 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,250 It's like something bad's gonna happen 478 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,705 but there's nothing she can do about it. 479 00:25:48,293 --> 00:25:49,383 Yeah. 480 00:25:55,751 --> 00:25:58,461 So where did Jimmy-boy say he was going? 481 00:25:58,543 --> 00:26:00,293 Kenosha. 482 00:26:00,376 --> 00:26:01,536 Kenosha, Wisconsin. 483 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,376 - Kenosha, Wisconsin? - Mmm-hmm. 484 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:05,500 Yeah? Right. 485 00:26:06,585 --> 00:26:07,665 He ain't left town. 486 00:26:07,751 --> 00:26:09,251 What makes you so sure? 487 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:11,375 ESP, darling. 488 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:13,170 Let's just leave it at that. 489 00:26:21,585 --> 00:26:23,535 So why'd you become a cop? 490 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:26,751 Your heart doesn't exactly seem to be in it. 491 00:26:28,918 --> 00:26:31,498 I guess I always wanted to pervert the course of justice. 492 00:26:32,751 --> 00:26:35,501 Plus you can shoot people for no reason. 493 00:26:35,585 --> 00:26:38,035 Nobody can do a goddamn thing about it. 494 00:26:55,293 --> 00:26:56,593 Any sign of Reynard? 495 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,290 No, he's still in there. 496 00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:02,791 What's going on in the big wide world? 497 00:27:02,876 --> 00:27:05,626 Two hundred people died in an earthquake in Peru. 498 00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:07,040 Who gives a fuck? 499 00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:10,840 Peruvians? 500 00:27:38,168 --> 00:27:39,288 Oof. 501 00:27:39,376 --> 00:27:41,996 That looks nasty. 502 00:27:42,668 --> 00:27:43,748 Are you his wife, ma'am? 503 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:49,588 Why'd you stick him, ma'am? 504 00:27:50,793 --> 00:27:53,093 Ma'am! Why did you stick him? 505 00:27:59,876 --> 00:28:03,206 Ma'am, that's getting to sound just a little bit monotonous now. 506 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,290 Ma'am... 507 00:28:10,043 --> 00:28:11,793 Can we play a little game? 508 00:28:11,876 --> 00:28:13,746 Can we play a little game of Shut The Fuck Up? 509 00:28:20,918 --> 00:28:23,838 Ma'am, did you do those paintings? 510 00:28:24,793 --> 00:28:26,293 He's gone. 511 00:28:26,376 --> 00:28:27,536 So is he. 512 00:28:36,793 --> 00:28:39,671 Yeah, but did you know that Joseph Conrad and Vincent van Gogh 513 00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:42,501 both tried to kill themselves by shooting themselves in the heart? 514 00:28:42,585 --> 00:28:44,285 And both missed. 515 00:28:44,918 --> 00:28:46,498 No, it's true. 516 00:28:46,585 --> 00:28:48,585 No, I'm not making this shit up! 517 00:28:48,668 --> 00:28:49,998 Fuck you! 518 00:28:50,085 --> 00:28:52,285 Crime-scene pricks are on their way. 519 00:28:52,751 --> 00:28:54,630 She says his name is Danny. 520 00:28:54,710 --> 00:28:56,420 Say anything about Reynard? 521 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:58,961 - Planning a heist or something? - No, I can barely get a word out of her. 522 00:28:59,043 --> 00:29:00,338 She's still bawling her fucking eyes out. 523 00:29:00,418 --> 00:29:01,458 Shut up! 524 00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:02,630 What are we gonna do about the kid? 525 00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:03,840 I mean, what can we do? 526 00:29:09,293 --> 00:29:10,463 Out. 527 00:29:10,543 --> 00:29:12,043 - Fuck! - That was out. 528 00:29:15,043 --> 00:29:16,633 Give me a second, sisters. 529 00:29:17,710 --> 00:29:18,790 I'll play. 530 00:29:25,376 --> 00:29:26,456 It's good. 531 00:29:30,085 --> 00:29:31,455 What happened to your nose, sweetheart? 532 00:29:31,626 --> 00:29:33,456 A Chihuahua bit me. 533 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,130 So what's up? 534 00:29:37,126 --> 00:29:39,666 Clifford Reynard shuffled off this mortal coil. 535 00:29:39,751 --> 00:29:41,501 So what? 536 00:29:41,585 --> 00:29:43,455 So the Webb brothers are gonna need a new driver. 537 00:29:43,543 --> 00:29:45,003 And soon, probably. 538 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:46,875 So if you hear of anything... 539 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with the whole cop-slash-informant dialectic. 540 00:29:56,793 --> 00:29:58,003 Fucking mishit. 541 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,170 You did not mean that! 542 00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:03,751 Pure luck. 543 00:30:05,626 --> 00:30:07,286 Oh, come on! 544 00:30:07,376 --> 00:30:09,376 No need for a fucking jihad here! 545 00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:13,043 Can't take him anywhere. 546 00:30:16,876 --> 00:30:18,496 My mom died young. 547 00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:21,210 She was an alcoholic. 548 00:30:21,293 --> 00:30:23,003 What about your dad? 549 00:30:23,085 --> 00:30:24,915 I never knew him. 550 00:30:25,001 --> 00:30:26,291 How about you? 551 00:30:28,168 --> 00:30:29,958 He's dead. 552 00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:31,093 How? 553 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,500 Suicide-murder. 554 00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:36,878 Suicide-murder? 555 00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:40,206 Was that, like, some pact thing? 556 00:30:41,335 --> 00:30:42,995 Like he killed your mom and then offed himself? 557 00:30:43,085 --> 00:30:45,245 No, my mom lives in Tennessee. 558 00:30:45,335 --> 00:30:46,535 So it was another woman? 559 00:30:46,668 --> 00:30:49,208 - Mmm, no. - Another man? 560 00:30:49,293 --> 00:30:50,503 Yeah. 561 00:30:51,210 --> 00:30:53,630 But not... He wasn't gay or anything. 562 00:30:54,418 --> 00:30:55,708 Well, I don't, I don't get it. 563 00:30:55,793 --> 00:30:57,713 He was a security guard 564 00:30:57,793 --> 00:30:59,880 but he always wanted to be a SWAT guy. 565 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,338 - Why? - He never made it. 566 00:31:01,418 --> 00:31:03,498 - Why? I don't know. - They're fucking assholes. 567 00:31:03,585 --> 00:31:05,665 Well, so was he. 568 00:31:05,751 --> 00:31:08,088 So one night, he goes into a bar 569 00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:09,878 and he gets to drinking 570 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,670 and he gets more and more depressed 571 00:31:11,751 --> 00:31:14,961 and he pulls out his gun and he blows his brains out. 572 00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:18,043 Unfortunately, there's this guy sitting next to him. 573 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,246 And the bullet goes through my dad's head 574 00:31:20,335 --> 00:31:22,245 and hits this other guy in his head... 575 00:31:22,335 --> 00:31:23,455 ...and kills him. 576 00:31:23,543 --> 00:31:25,671 - No. - Yeah. 577 00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:30,671 So the inquest found that technically, it was a suicide-murder. 578 00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:33,380 Although 579 00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:36,088 if my dad was dead before the bullet hit this other guy in his head, 580 00:31:36,168 --> 00:31:38,088 was that actually murder? 581 00:31:38,168 --> 00:31:39,708 Philosophically speaking? 582 00:31:40,793 --> 00:31:42,421 That's a very interesting question, actually. 583 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:45,088 I'll ask Bob, he'll know. 584 00:31:45,168 --> 00:31:47,168 Let me know what he says. 585 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,130 There's no plot in these things any more. 586 00:31:55,251 --> 00:31:56,921 Just straight in there. 587 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,838 No preamble, no nothing. 588 00:32:01,918 --> 00:32:03,338 Oh, yeah. Take it! 589 00:32:03,418 --> 00:32:05,038 Where's the romance? 590 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:08,170 Starts and ends with the script. 591 00:32:08,251 --> 00:32:09,791 You ain't got a good script... 592 00:32:09,876 --> 00:32:11,126 ...you ain't got shit. 593 00:32:13,043 --> 00:32:14,130 You guys think you're tough? 594 00:32:14,210 --> 00:32:15,960 You guys think you're so tough, huh? 595 00:32:16,043 --> 00:32:17,253 You think I can't do it? 596 00:32:20,085 --> 00:32:22,415 Oh, God, it's real. It's going off. 597 00:32:22,501 --> 00:32:23,630 Playboy Mansion. 598 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:25,000 - Hey! - Stop! 599 00:32:25,835 --> 00:32:28,245 Whatever it is, it's happening at the mosque downtown, 600 00:32:28,335 --> 00:32:30,205 1:00 pm tomorrow. Don't ask me what. 601 00:32:30,293 --> 00:32:31,338 Who's doing the driving? 602 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:34,288 The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. How the fuck should I know? 603 00:32:36,876 --> 00:32:38,536 One thing that I forgot to tell you guys is... 604 00:32:38,626 --> 00:32:39,876 Sha-bam! 605 00:32:42,793 --> 00:32:43,921 How do I look? 606 00:32:44,001 --> 00:32:45,171 Mmm-hmm. Suits you. 607 00:32:45,251 --> 00:32:47,921 Stupid feckin' cops. 608 00:33:13,585 --> 00:33:15,285 You're soaked. 609 00:33:16,668 --> 00:33:18,088 You okay? 610 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,375 Yeah, I'm okay. 611 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,625 Did you have a bad dream? 612 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:29,378 Go back to sleep, babe. 613 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:30,540 Hmm. 614 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:06,248 Yeah, perfecto. 615 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,208 - You know what they say about vertigo? - Mmm. 616 00:35:30,293 --> 00:35:32,380 The vertigo is not the fear of falling 617 00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:34,460 but the fear of wanting to fall. 618 00:35:40,376 --> 00:35:41,916 Aloha, ladies. 619 00:35:44,126 --> 00:35:45,746 I don't think this is right, man. 620 00:35:47,043 --> 00:35:49,253 They're not gonna knock over a fucking mosque. 621 00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:52,340 They'll have ISIS on their asses. 622 00:35:53,126 --> 00:35:54,336 Or al-Qaida. 623 00:35:55,626 --> 00:35:57,206 Hey, is it al-Qaida or al-Qaeda? 624 00:35:57,835 --> 00:35:59,745 You say al-Qaeda, I'll say al-Qaida. 625 00:35:59,835 --> 00:36:02,375 - I say al-Qaida, you say al-Qaeda. - Al-Qaeda. 626 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,500 - Al-Qaeda. - Al-Qaida. 627 00:36:05,043 --> 00:36:06,130 What are you doing? 628 00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:07,338 We're loitering with intent. 629 00:36:07,418 --> 00:36:09,248 What the fuck does it look like we're doing? 630 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:10,375 Fuck off. 631 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:12,000 - You fuck off. - No, you fuck off. 632 00:36:12,085 --> 00:36:13,535 - You fuck off. - No, you fuck off. 633 00:36:13,626 --> 00:36:14,996 - You fuck off. - Hey! Hey! 634 00:36:15,793 --> 00:36:19,630 You might wanna be a little careful or you'll wind up another dead schizophrenic, 635 00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:20,790 you know what I'm saying? 636 00:36:20,876 --> 00:36:22,626 And that bike is way too small for you. 637 00:36:27,376 --> 00:36:29,206 Hey, you don't think Reggie would... 638 00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:32,590 Oh, fuck! 639 00:36:38,335 --> 00:36:40,995 Should've gone to Wisconsin and fucked some sheep, Jimmy-boy. 640 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,088 You know him? 641 00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:45,378 Yeah. 642 00:36:45,501 --> 00:36:48,421 James Harris. He's been on the run these last couple of months. 643 00:36:48,501 --> 00:36:49,751 Apparently, he's a Quaker. 644 00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:51,535 A Quaker? 645 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,036 I thought they abhor violence. 646 00:36:53,668 --> 00:36:55,128 Was it a good shoot or a bad shoot? 647 00:36:55,376 --> 00:36:56,836 Well... 648 00:36:57,585 --> 00:37:00,585 ...that's what we would call a "contentious issue". 649 00:37:00,668 --> 00:37:01,788 Fuck me. 650 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:05,170 Again, really? It's like every fucking week. 651 00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:08,541 - At least these guys are white. - Yeah! 652 00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:10,246 - Yeah. Gotta look at the bright side. - Yeah. 653 00:37:11,543 --> 00:37:13,880 - What happened to the driver? - He got away. 654 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,130 Oh. Was he a Latin, Caucasian or Negro gentleman? 655 00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:18,170 African American, yes. 656 00:37:18,251 --> 00:37:21,001 Got away with the money, too. Close to a mil. 657 00:37:22,251 --> 00:37:23,461 Wait a second. 658 00:37:24,251 --> 00:37:25,591 How'd you know the driver was missing? 659 00:37:26,918 --> 00:37:27,958 Wild guess. 660 00:37:28,043 --> 00:37:29,588 - That's a wild guess? - Wild guess, yeah. 661 00:37:29,668 --> 00:37:30,838 We never said missing. Nobody ever said missing. 662 00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:31,998 He just said, "What happened to the driver?" 663 00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:33,415 - He just asked. - I was just curious. 664 00:37:35,876 --> 00:37:39,206 Reynard gets shanked so he can't drive, he's dead. 665 00:37:39,293 --> 00:37:41,963 So Jimmy Harris asks his old pal Reggie to be the driver. 666 00:37:42,043 --> 00:37:45,588 And Reggie, the double-crossing bastard, 667 00:37:45,668 --> 00:37:47,838 decoys us and skedaddles with the money. 668 00:37:48,626 --> 00:37:49,876 Whose money? 669 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,670 Our money. 670 00:38:05,668 --> 00:38:07,498 Patronising fuck. 671 00:38:09,085 --> 00:38:10,375 Ah... 672 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:13,166 Well, well, well. 673 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,631 Allah be praised. 674 00:38:27,876 --> 00:38:29,336 What are you thinking? 675 00:38:31,043 --> 00:38:34,043 I'm thinking someone has just made a very big mistake. 676 00:38:49,043 --> 00:38:51,293 So you heard about Jimmy Harris. 677 00:38:51,918 --> 00:38:54,128 I just lit a candle for him. 678 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:55,790 That's a very good idea. 679 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,586 He's gonna need all the help he can get. 680 00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:00,088 He wasn't so bad. He always treated me okay. 681 00:39:01,168 --> 00:39:03,248 He was a Quaker. 682 00:39:03,335 --> 00:39:04,625 They didn't have to kill him. 683 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:07,880 He would've tried to kill them, if he had the chance. 684 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,630 Quaker or not. 685 00:39:11,626 --> 00:39:13,536 Tell me about Russell Birdwell. 686 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,588 What's there to tell? 687 00:39:15,668 --> 00:39:17,208 He runs a strip joint. 688 00:39:17,293 --> 00:39:19,880 It's not like he's Diaghilev with the Ballets Russes. 689 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,338 Come on. 690 00:39:21,418 --> 00:39:23,588 He wanted to know why you were looking for me. 691 00:39:23,668 --> 00:39:26,418 I told him you weren't looking for me, you were looking for Jimmy. 692 00:39:26,501 --> 00:39:29,001 That wasn't good enough for Mr Birdwell, was it? 693 00:39:29,751 --> 00:39:31,791 He's a wacko. 694 00:39:31,876 --> 00:39:34,086 I had a run-in with him before. 695 00:39:34,168 --> 00:39:35,998 What about? 696 00:39:36,085 --> 00:39:38,415 He tried to get me to do a porno. 697 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,171 I told him to get lost. 698 00:39:40,251 --> 00:39:41,541 He got nasty. 699 00:39:43,835 --> 00:39:45,125 He got nasty? 700 00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:56,496 Okay, mami, I got three dollars! 701 00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:07,880 Birdwell! 702 00:40:09,085 --> 00:40:11,165 - Nobody move! - Move! 703 00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:14,745 Snake! 704 00:40:14,835 --> 00:40:15,875 Oh, fuck! 705 00:40:23,918 --> 00:40:25,878 - Fuck! - Fuck! 706 00:40:46,126 --> 00:40:47,206 Move! 707 00:41:15,418 --> 00:41:16,788 You're a shit shot, Birdwell. 708 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,456 No one cares about innocent bystanders. Why do you keep moving, man? 709 00:41:43,043 --> 00:41:44,343 Fuck. 710 00:41:44,918 --> 00:41:47,038 Fuck. Fuck! 711 00:41:47,168 --> 00:41:48,668 Bob, were you hit? 712 00:41:48,751 --> 00:41:50,921 It's just a cramp. A bad one. 713 00:41:51,751 --> 00:41:52,841 Go, go. 714 00:41:55,376 --> 00:41:56,996 I'm just gonna breathe. 715 00:42:17,876 --> 00:42:19,086 Come on, little piggy. 716 00:42:19,876 --> 00:42:20,916 Come on! 717 00:42:31,085 --> 00:42:32,915 You see this ring? 718 00:42:33,001 --> 00:42:34,091 My mom gave me this ring. 719 00:42:34,543 --> 00:42:35,588 Ah. 720 00:42:35,668 --> 00:42:37,168 It's a nice ring. You know what it's for? 721 00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:46,541 It's for beating the shit out of scumbags like you. 722 00:42:58,085 --> 00:42:59,835 Why don't we just throw him off the roof? 723 00:43:00,376 --> 00:43:01,706 - Huh? - I'm kidding. I'm... 724 00:43:02,876 --> 00:43:04,246 It was a bad joke. 725 00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:05,748 Hey, you wanna go grab a burrito? 726 00:43:05,835 --> 00:43:07,955 I can't, it's date night. 727 00:43:08,835 --> 00:43:09,995 Oh. 728 00:43:13,835 --> 00:43:14,955 A million dollars? 729 00:43:15,043 --> 00:43:16,171 It's a nice, round number. 730 00:43:16,251 --> 00:43:17,961 That's my favourite round number. 731 00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:19,921 We don't need a million dollars to retire. 732 00:43:20,001 --> 00:43:21,041 No? 733 00:43:21,126 --> 00:43:23,376 Not if you're gonna get killed going after it. 734 00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:24,920 Oh, I can handle myself, baby girl. 735 00:43:25,001 --> 00:43:26,921 Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. 736 00:43:27,085 --> 00:43:28,915 - Fuck you. - And besides, 737 00:43:29,168 --> 00:43:31,378 - fortune favours the bold. - You know where that's from? 738 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:33,338 - Greek mythology. - Oh. 739 00:43:33,418 --> 00:43:36,288 A guy named Turnus said it just before another guy 740 00:43:36,376 --> 00:43:38,206 named Aeneas 741 00:43:38,293 --> 00:43:40,423 popped a cap in his ass. 742 00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:41,705 It's just like my mother said. 743 00:43:41,793 --> 00:43:44,463 You're too damn smart for your own damn good. 744 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:47,211 One second. 745 00:43:47,293 --> 00:43:48,713 Hey, assfuck! 746 00:43:50,835 --> 00:43:52,165 Did you shit in this? 747 00:43:59,543 --> 00:44:01,293 Whoa, there, pilgrim. 748 00:44:03,293 --> 00:44:04,503 This is lush. 749 00:44:06,251 --> 00:44:07,421 Yeah, it's all right. 750 00:44:09,085 --> 00:44:11,205 Don't be getting any ideas, though. 751 00:44:11,293 --> 00:44:14,963 This is just till this bullshit with Birdwell blows over. 752 00:44:20,876 --> 00:44:22,626 How can you afford this place? 753 00:44:23,126 --> 00:44:24,376 Overtime. 754 00:45:45,751 --> 00:45:47,091 Where's Reggie? 755 00:45:47,210 --> 00:45:49,250 Why the fuck would I tell you? 756 00:45:49,335 --> 00:45:51,915 Well, we know that Reggie was the driver for the racetrack heist. 757 00:45:52,001 --> 00:45:53,088 Where is he? 758 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:54,958 You're making me repeat meself now. 759 00:45:55,168 --> 00:45:56,878 Why the fuck would I... 760 00:45:57,460 --> 00:45:58,750 All right, don't fucking hit me! 761 00:45:58,835 --> 00:46:00,035 I'm an only child. 762 00:46:00,126 --> 00:46:01,166 He got away with the money. 763 00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:02,880 How much? 764 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,040 Million bucks. 765 00:46:04,918 --> 00:46:06,498 - Fuck me. - Yep. 766 00:46:06,585 --> 00:46:07,915 A million? 767 00:46:10,126 --> 00:46:12,586 - How much do I get if I... - Rat out your friend? 768 00:46:12,793 --> 00:46:13,883 Yeah. 769 00:46:15,168 --> 00:46:17,168 - 50. - 200. 770 00:46:17,335 --> 00:46:19,165 - 50. - 175. 771 00:46:19,251 --> 00:46:20,921 - 50. - 100. 772 00:46:21,210 --> 00:46:22,750 All right, 50. 773 00:46:23,668 --> 00:46:24,708 Where is he? 774 00:46:24,793 --> 00:46:27,003 You're not gonna believe this, lads. 775 00:46:28,418 --> 00:46:29,628 Fucking Iceland. 776 00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:49,338 Well, they have something called the Blue Lagoon here. 777 00:46:49,418 --> 00:46:50,838 It's a hotspot. 778 00:46:50,918 --> 00:46:52,088 It's outdoors. 779 00:46:53,251 --> 00:46:56,001 It's probably full of sweaty Europeans with bad teeth, 780 00:46:56,085 --> 00:46:57,585 fucking each other. 781 00:46:58,918 --> 00:47:00,628 You'd be swimming around in jizz. 782 00:47:02,668 --> 00:47:04,668 European jizz. 783 00:47:07,501 --> 00:47:09,541 It was one of the first movies I ever saw, actually. 784 00:47:09,626 --> 00:47:11,036 European Jizz? 785 00:47:11,126 --> 00:47:12,746 - The Blue Lagoon. - Oh, right. 786 00:47:13,293 --> 00:47:16,043 Either that or Doc Savage: Man of Bronze. 787 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,210 Oh, fuck. 788 00:47:28,085 --> 00:47:29,205 Hey, Bob. 789 00:47:29,376 --> 00:47:30,456 Yeah. 790 00:47:31,126 --> 00:47:33,086 What's the plan for finding Reggie? 791 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,250 It's gonna be tough tracking him down without anything to go on. 792 00:47:38,418 --> 00:47:39,878 Isn't it? 793 00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:41,785 Well, he's black. 794 00:47:41,876 --> 00:47:44,456 How many fucking black people do you think there are in Iceland? 795 00:47:44,543 --> 00:47:47,673 We just stand around here and keep our eyes open. 796 00:47:48,543 --> 00:47:51,338 That's not much of a plan, Bob. You don't think we should try... 797 00:47:51,418 --> 00:47:52,628 There he is. 798 00:48:29,835 --> 00:48:32,085 I'm a black belt in jiu jitsu, motherfuckers! 799 00:48:36,293 --> 00:48:38,633 You don't put up much of a fight, do you? 800 00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:41,091 Fucking Stephen Hawking could knock you out. 801 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,710 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 802 00:48:43,001 --> 00:48:44,380 Well, you kinda have to be. 803 00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:47,498 I guess I should count myself lucky you didn't put me in a fucking chokehold or some shit. 804 00:48:47,626 --> 00:48:48,996 Shut up, shut up. 805 00:48:49,585 --> 00:48:51,335 So, Iceland. What the fuck? 806 00:48:51,668 --> 00:48:53,628 - I wasn't thinking straight. - No shit. 807 00:48:53,751 --> 00:48:54,961 I panicked, okay? 808 00:48:55,043 --> 00:48:57,588 You would too if you saw everyone around you getting popped. 809 00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:58,958 That shit was stone-cold murder, man. 810 00:48:59,043 --> 00:49:00,503 Jimmy and the guys were giving themselves up. 811 00:49:00,626 --> 00:49:03,036 Oh, don't look at me. I fucking hate murder. 812 00:49:03,126 --> 00:49:04,706 - Don't I, Terry? - He hates murder. 813 00:49:04,793 --> 00:49:06,293 Oh, I hate murder! 814 00:49:06,585 --> 00:49:07,995 It really upsets me. 815 00:49:08,085 --> 00:49:09,495 But more importantly, where's the loot? 816 00:49:09,585 --> 00:49:10,915 Stashed it. 817 00:49:12,293 --> 00:49:13,383 How much you want? 818 00:49:13,793 --> 00:49:15,753 - All of it. - Obviously. 819 00:49:15,835 --> 00:49:18,785 - Fuck you! - No, fuck you, glass-jaw boy. 820 00:49:19,293 --> 00:49:21,130 You're gonna hand over that million bucks or... 821 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,455 - A million bucks? - Yeah, a million bucks. 822 00:49:26,085 --> 00:49:28,875 I don't have a fucking million bucks, are you crazy? 823 00:49:29,001 --> 00:49:31,630 You fucking cheapskate! You walked away with a million fucking dollars! 824 00:49:31,710 --> 00:49:32,838 It wasn't all mine! 825 00:49:32,918 --> 00:49:35,378 I had to give it to the cat who planned the whole thing, then I got my cut. 826 00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:37,210 Oh, now you're bullshitting us. 827 00:49:37,293 --> 00:49:39,921 Either the Webb brothers planned it or Jimmy Harris planned it 828 00:49:40,001 --> 00:49:41,338 and they're all fucking dead. 829 00:49:41,418 --> 00:49:43,498 Jimmy and the Webb brothers were tapped out. 830 00:49:43,585 --> 00:49:45,705 That's why they took the gig in the first place. 831 00:49:45,793 --> 00:49:48,588 The whole thing was planned by this money guy, 832 00:49:48,668 --> 00:49:50,498 a British dude named James Mangan. 833 00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:51,665 Mmm. 834 00:49:51,751 --> 00:49:53,711 Never heard of him. Where can we find him? 835 00:49:53,793 --> 00:49:55,130 I don't know where he lives. 836 00:49:55,210 --> 00:49:57,130 He's this mysterious character. 837 00:49:57,376 --> 00:50:00,036 I know he's got some legit businesses, but... 838 00:50:00,126 --> 00:50:03,461 Look, I'll tell you guys everything I know but you gotta give me a little leeway here. 839 00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:04,706 How much do you have? 840 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:05,880 200. 841 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,170 - We'll take a hundred. - Fuck you. 842 00:50:07,251 --> 00:50:08,338 It's hard but it's fair. 843 00:50:08,418 --> 00:50:09,918 It is pretty fair, yeah. 844 00:50:12,751 --> 00:50:13,921 Fine. 845 00:50:17,168 --> 00:50:18,248 Mmm. 846 00:50:18,668 --> 00:50:19,748 How are you finding the place? 847 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:25,666 Not exactly the best place to blend in but upside is I think I'm falling in love. 848 00:50:27,626 --> 00:50:29,166 Baby, where have you been? 849 00:50:39,668 --> 00:50:41,038 You guys want a drink? 850 00:50:43,293 --> 00:50:45,503 I got some pretty good whisky. 851 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:46,880 I'm good. 852 00:50:47,001 --> 00:50:48,501 I'll try a little bit of that whisky, Kimberly. 853 00:50:48,585 --> 00:50:50,165 So how long have you known Reggie? 854 00:50:50,251 --> 00:50:52,291 - We're old pals. - And you're here on holiday? 855 00:50:52,501 --> 00:50:54,791 No, just a quick in and out. 856 00:50:55,001 --> 00:50:56,881 - You're together? - Yes, we are. 857 00:50:57,626 --> 00:51:00,666 No, Kimberly, we are not together. I'm a heterosexual man. 858 00:51:00,793 --> 00:51:02,463 He's also a heterosexual man. 859 00:51:03,001 --> 00:51:04,631 Well, good for you, honey. 860 00:51:05,585 --> 00:51:07,535 You know, you should go to the Blue Lagoon. 861 00:51:07,626 --> 00:51:09,496 It's very refreshing. 862 00:51:09,585 --> 00:51:10,665 I'm sure it is. 863 00:51:10,751 --> 00:51:12,041 I go there a lot. 864 00:51:12,126 --> 00:51:13,206 I'm sure you do. 865 00:51:15,335 --> 00:51:16,665 I hope you choke on it. 866 00:51:22,626 --> 00:51:24,496 So Reggie is gay, huh? 867 00:51:25,710 --> 00:51:28,420 If Kimberly has a dick, which I'm assuming she does, 868 00:51:28,501 --> 00:51:31,171 then that would make Reggie gay, yes. 869 00:51:31,251 --> 00:51:32,631 Possibly bisexual. 870 00:51:32,793 --> 00:51:35,630 Well, what if Kimberly doesn't have... Like, if she's already... 871 00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:36,960 - Post-op? - Yeah. 872 00:51:37,043 --> 00:51:38,463 That's a good question. 873 00:51:38,543 --> 00:51:42,093 That would make Kimberly a woman, which would make Reggie straight. 874 00:51:42,460 --> 00:51:44,920 - Would it? - With an asterisk. 875 00:51:45,293 --> 00:51:48,003 - But if Reggie is gay... - Mmm-hmm? 876 00:51:48,085 --> 00:51:51,415 ...do you think Reggie and Pádraic, they... 877 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:54,921 What the fuck is that, the international symbol for sodomy? 878 00:51:55,001 --> 00:51:57,251 You know exactly what this is. 879 00:52:20,085 --> 00:52:22,335 You know, I don't think you're allowed to do that in here. 880 00:52:24,543 --> 00:52:27,753 In fact, I don't think you're allowed to do that anywhere. 881 00:52:27,835 --> 00:52:30,205 I've just realised what you remind me of, Russell. 882 00:52:31,751 --> 00:52:33,541 A bloody Cyclops. 883 00:52:33,626 --> 00:52:35,666 I don't know what that means and you know I don't. 884 00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:38,041 You never read the Odyssey at school, Russell? 885 00:52:38,793 --> 00:52:40,423 You do surprise me. 886 00:52:41,126 --> 00:52:42,456 I read it in the original Greek 887 00:52:42,543 --> 00:52:44,633 when I was travelling through the Peloponnese with my father. 888 00:52:45,668 --> 00:52:47,748 I lost my fucking eye! 889 00:52:47,835 --> 00:52:49,375 Calm down. 890 00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:51,210 You still have one good one. 891 00:52:54,293 --> 00:52:56,503 I'm gonna fuck over those fucking assholes... 892 00:52:56,585 --> 00:52:58,375 No, you're not. You're not gonna fuck over anyone. 893 00:52:58,460 --> 00:53:00,710 They're still policemen, after all. 894 00:53:01,501 --> 00:53:07,088 I don't wanna get into some kinda fucking contretemps with you, Your Lordship, 895 00:53:07,168 --> 00:53:09,378 especially not in my condition. 896 00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:11,590 But I do believe you're being overly cautious. 897 00:53:11,751 --> 00:53:15,131 Do you know who the greatest criminal that ever lived is? 898 00:53:18,835 --> 00:53:21,085 - No, I don't know. - No, you don't. 899 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,500 Because if you did, 900 00:53:23,585 --> 00:53:26,125 he wouldn't be the greatest criminal 901 00:53:26,210 --> 00:53:28,920 that ever fucking lived, now, would he? Hmm? 902 00:53:29,001 --> 00:53:31,711 Fuck, man, that's just the crack talking. 903 00:53:32,585 --> 00:53:35,745 But to put your mind at ease, I shall have a word with them. 904 00:53:37,001 --> 00:53:39,251 Give them a little reducer, 905 00:53:39,335 --> 00:53:40,835 as we say in good old England. 906 00:53:41,293 --> 00:53:42,423 Yeah? 907 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,130 What if it doesn't take? 908 00:53:46,210 --> 00:53:48,290 Eat your grapes, Russell. 909 00:53:49,501 --> 00:53:51,091 Eat your grapes. 910 00:54:05,626 --> 00:54:07,206 You shot his fucking nuts off. 911 00:54:07,293 --> 00:54:10,463 You shoot a guy in the cojones, Bob, that shitbird's going down. 912 00:54:10,543 --> 00:54:12,423 Who makes these things, anyway? They're kinda racist. 913 00:54:12,543 --> 00:54:13,671 Looks like Reggie. 914 00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:14,841 Hey! 915 00:54:16,001 --> 00:54:17,421 Where the hell have you two been? 916 00:54:17,501 --> 00:54:18,631 Following up on a tip-off. 917 00:54:18,876 --> 00:54:20,376 To where, fucking Iceland? 918 00:54:22,626 --> 00:54:25,416 - No, we were in Iceland! - Yeah. 919 00:54:25,668 --> 00:54:27,378 Bob, that shit's not funny any more. 920 00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:30,880 Not that it was funny to begin with, so I don't even know why I said that. 921 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,000 Anyway, during your unexplained absence, 922 00:54:34,210 --> 00:54:37,710 I received a very serious allegation of assault. 923 00:54:37,793 --> 00:54:39,630 This Russell Birdwell character. 924 00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:41,170 - Fuck him! - No, Terry! 925 00:54:41,251 --> 00:54:42,711 Fuck you! 926 00:54:42,793 --> 00:54:46,588 How many times do I have to tell you? 927 00:54:46,668 --> 00:54:49,668 His lawyer is threatening to have you arraigned on attempted murder charges. 928 00:54:49,751 --> 00:54:52,338 Murder charges? He was shooting at us, for Christ's sake! 929 00:54:52,418 --> 00:54:53,838 I gave him a couple of slaps. 930 00:54:53,918 --> 00:54:55,628 - Oh. - That's it. Fucking pussy. 931 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:56,880 Well, he claims 932 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,750 you failed to identify yourselves as police officers, 933 00:54:59,835 --> 00:55:02,285 which is why he fled the scene. 934 00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:05,380 Those are what we call mitigating circumstances. 935 00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:08,290 The fact that you knocked out one of his eyes 936 00:55:08,376 --> 00:55:09,916 while beating him to a pulp, 937 00:55:10,001 --> 00:55:14,091 those are not what we call mitigating circumstances. Capisce? 938 00:55:14,293 --> 00:55:16,921 I told you, Birdwell's part of an ongoing investigation. 939 00:55:17,001 --> 00:55:18,671 We're gonna get it cleared up in two days. 940 00:55:18,751 --> 00:55:22,751 Well, you'd better, cos this shit's not going away. 941 00:55:22,835 --> 00:55:24,165 Meanwhile, I had to release the prick, 942 00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:26,251 - pending further investigation. - Oh, fuck me! 943 00:55:26,335 --> 00:55:30,245 And I have had the hard word from the powers that be. 944 00:55:30,335 --> 00:55:32,125 So, do me a favour, fellas, 945 00:55:32,210 --> 00:55:35,340 slowly, slowly catchee monkey. You got it? 946 00:55:35,501 --> 00:55:36,671 Got it. 947 00:55:47,835 --> 00:55:49,125 Hey, shorty. 948 00:55:49,293 --> 00:55:50,673 Where can we find James Mangan? 949 00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:52,543 Get the hell off this property! 950 00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:56,290 Get off this property! 951 00:55:57,460 --> 00:55:58,750 Get off this property! 952 00:55:59,751 --> 00:56:01,211 What are you doing? 953 00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:06,206 Oh, no, no, no! 954 00:56:06,293 --> 00:56:07,838 Get back here, you little bastard! 955 00:56:07,918 --> 00:56:08,998 Help! 956 00:56:13,293 --> 00:56:16,633 He only comes up on weekends to look over his horses. 957 00:56:17,126 --> 00:56:19,206 He lives... He lives in town. 958 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,793 - Where in town? - I don't know. 959 00:56:27,626 --> 00:56:28,786 I don't know! 960 00:56:28,876 --> 00:56:29,996 I swear to God! 961 00:56:30,085 --> 00:56:31,875 I swear... 962 00:56:32,168 --> 00:56:34,378 Give me back my fucking wig. 963 00:56:36,043 --> 00:56:37,543 Give me back my fucking wig! 964 00:56:37,626 --> 00:56:39,956 - Put the wig on, put the wig on. - Sorry, man, I didn't... 965 00:56:40,710 --> 00:56:41,838 I didn't mean to upset you like that, man. 966 00:56:41,918 --> 00:56:43,338 You destroy! 967 00:56:43,418 --> 00:56:44,958 No, it's fine, it's fine. 968 00:56:45,043 --> 00:56:46,171 You destroy! 969 00:56:46,251 --> 00:56:48,630 No, it's great. Oh, my God. It looks... 970 00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:52,088 No! No! 971 00:56:52,168 --> 00:56:53,668 You take it! 972 00:56:59,793 --> 00:57:00,880 Jesus Christ, kid. 973 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,588 With all that time in hand, you'd think you'd do a better job than this. 974 00:57:03,668 --> 00:57:06,038 It's "homeless", not "homles." 975 00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:07,995 You started with the letters too big here, 976 00:57:08,085 --> 00:57:09,745 then you had to scrunch them up at the end. 977 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,380 It's bad presentation. 978 00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:12,540 That's why you're broke. 979 00:57:12,668 --> 00:57:13,958 It's a lazy piece of work. 980 00:57:14,376 --> 00:57:15,536 Come on. Leave him alone. 981 00:57:15,876 --> 00:57:16,956 Thank you. 982 00:57:18,376 --> 00:57:20,036 Getting soft in your old age? 983 00:57:20,460 --> 00:57:21,920 You need a hug? 984 00:57:23,543 --> 00:57:24,633 There's no Glen Campbell. 985 00:57:24,876 --> 00:57:26,286 Unbelievable. 986 00:57:26,460 --> 00:57:28,710 Put on some Elvis, I'm sure they got some Elvis. 987 00:57:29,210 --> 00:57:30,790 You know he died on the can? 988 00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:33,088 Him and Judy Garland. 989 00:57:33,168 --> 00:57:35,708 - What were they doing on... - Not at the same time. 990 00:57:36,251 --> 00:57:37,341 Oh. 991 00:57:42,543 --> 00:57:43,633 What? 992 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:45,245 Hey, kid! 993 00:57:46,293 --> 00:57:47,671 - Get off me! - No, no, I'm not gonna hurt you! 994 00:57:47,751 --> 00:57:49,671 I'm not gonna hurt you. 995 00:57:51,335 --> 00:57:52,415 Gotcha. 996 00:57:53,043 --> 00:57:54,543 Is my mom in jail? 997 00:57:54,626 --> 00:57:56,336 Yeah, for killing your dad. 998 00:57:56,501 --> 00:57:58,291 She's not at the beach. 999 00:57:59,626 --> 00:58:00,836 What? 1000 00:58:01,001 --> 00:58:02,501 Are you gonna arrest me, too? 1001 00:58:02,585 --> 00:58:05,375 No, why would we? Are you, like, a little gangster? 1002 00:58:05,918 --> 00:58:07,748 You look like you're in a band. 1003 00:58:07,835 --> 00:58:09,165 Why did she kill him? 1004 00:58:11,043 --> 00:58:12,343 Why did your mom kill your dad? 1005 00:58:12,710 --> 00:58:14,380 It's all right, man. We're the good guys. 1006 00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:17,130 - Yeah, we're the good guys. - You can talk to us. 1007 00:58:22,793 --> 00:58:23,880 What are we gonna do? 1008 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,290 Well, we gotta call Social Services. 1009 00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:26,498 - Social Services? - Yeah. 1010 00:58:26,585 --> 00:58:28,245 Might as well sell him to the fucking Philippines. 1011 00:58:28,335 --> 00:58:29,745 What, you wanna adopt a "homles" kid? 1012 00:58:31,043 --> 00:58:32,293 - No! - Yeah, I can do that. 1013 00:58:32,376 --> 00:58:34,876 - No! - I'm not putting him back on the street. 1014 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,590 Do you think it's easy looking after a kid? 1015 00:58:36,710 --> 00:58:39,088 I got two of 'em and it's not easy, let me tell you. 1016 00:58:39,168 --> 00:58:42,588 I mean, yeah, okay, I love 'em but I gotta feed them 24 hours a day. 1017 00:58:42,668 --> 00:58:45,338 Those little fat fucks... It's hard work. 1018 00:58:45,418 --> 00:58:46,878 So you're saying I'm not up to it? 1019 00:58:47,376 --> 00:58:48,876 Yes. That's what I'm saying. 1020 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,960 Just give me a chance, man. 1021 00:58:54,793 --> 00:58:56,383 Just give me a chance, okay? 1022 00:58:57,001 --> 00:58:58,251 No. 1023 00:59:00,460 --> 00:59:03,420 - What in the hell, Terry? - I'm working on a case, babe, 1024 00:59:04,168 --> 00:59:06,208 and Danny here is the star witness. 1025 00:59:08,210 --> 00:59:10,170 Kinda like in that movie, you know? 1026 00:59:10,251 --> 00:59:11,671 With that kid who died. 1027 00:59:11,751 --> 00:59:14,541 No, what movie? What kid who died? 1028 00:59:14,626 --> 00:59:16,416 Ah, I can't remember. 1029 00:59:16,501 --> 00:59:18,961 Your memory's shot to hell with all that liquor, you know that, right? 1030 00:59:19,043 --> 00:59:20,673 Yes, I do know that. 1031 00:59:22,293 --> 00:59:25,133 It's one of the few things in life I have to be thankful for. 1032 00:59:26,418 --> 00:59:28,998 You can just throw your stuff in one of the spare rooms if you want. 1033 00:59:29,085 --> 00:59:30,665 There's a good kid. 1034 00:59:31,751 --> 00:59:34,130 - Had anything to eat? - Yes, ma'am. 1035 00:59:34,210 --> 00:59:37,250 Okay, well, get cleaned up. I'll bring you in some towels. 1036 00:59:39,126 --> 00:59:41,786 Dolores got you hooked on her feminist crap, huh? 1037 00:59:42,293 --> 00:59:45,173 Hey, can you be a feminist and still wear hotpants? 1038 00:59:46,251 --> 00:59:47,501 Yes, you can. 1039 00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:48,748 Whoo! 1040 00:59:49,668 --> 00:59:51,128 Don't be such a misogynist. 1041 00:59:51,210 --> 00:59:52,290 Huh? 1042 00:59:52,376 --> 00:59:53,916 And don't change the subject. 1043 00:59:54,626 --> 00:59:55,876 How long is he supposed to be staying here? 1044 00:59:57,460 --> 00:59:59,210 I don't know, how long are you supposed to be staying here? 1045 00:59:59,626 --> 01:00:02,086 That's not fair. I was in trouble. 1046 01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:03,998 Well, so is he, babe. 1047 01:00:06,210 --> 01:00:09,670 We're just your ordinary, everyday nuclear family. 1048 01:00:22,876 --> 01:00:23,956 Hey! 1049 01:00:25,335 --> 01:00:26,745 Members only. 1050 01:00:28,460 --> 01:00:30,000 What the fuck does that say? 1051 01:00:30,918 --> 01:00:32,168 It says you're a member. 1052 01:00:33,168 --> 01:00:34,788 Damn right it does, baby. 1053 01:00:42,710 --> 01:00:44,250 I want another shot! 1054 01:00:45,751 --> 01:00:47,751 Yo, whoa! Watch out, man! 1055 01:00:48,168 --> 01:00:50,708 Jimmy, can you grab me a drink? 1056 01:00:53,918 --> 01:00:56,168 Hey, I think John's coming tonight! 1057 01:00:56,251 --> 01:00:57,961 - Yeah! Whoo! - What? 1058 01:00:58,043 --> 01:00:59,421 Oh, my gosh, I thought you broke up with him. 1059 01:00:59,501 --> 01:01:00,838 Excuse me! 1060 01:01:00,918 --> 01:01:02,998 Where will I find James Mangan? 1061 01:01:03,085 --> 01:01:04,665 What? How should I know? 1062 01:01:04,751 --> 01:01:06,711 I mean, where does he live? 1063 01:01:06,793 --> 01:01:09,043 Allow me to reiterate. How should I know? 1064 01:01:09,126 --> 01:01:10,536 Well, he owns this joint, don't he? 1065 01:01:10,626 --> 01:01:12,836 Yeah, so? That don't mean I know where he lives. 1066 01:01:13,251 --> 01:01:14,630 Well, how often does he come in? 1067 01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:16,290 Every now and again. 1068 01:01:16,376 --> 01:01:18,336 You gonna order a drink or what? 1069 01:01:18,418 --> 01:01:19,748 Yeah, I'm gonna order a drink. 1070 01:01:19,835 --> 01:01:21,335 I want a Bloody Mary. 1071 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:23,380 The bloodier the better. 1072 01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:24,590 You got it. 1073 01:01:37,335 --> 01:01:38,415 Are you fucking serious? 1074 01:01:38,501 --> 01:01:40,001 I'm sorry, you can't come in here looking like that. 1075 01:01:40,085 --> 01:01:41,285 - For fuck's sake. - You can't come in here wearing... 1076 01:01:41,376 --> 01:01:42,456 See the fucking man over there? 1077 01:01:42,543 --> 01:01:44,423 He's a fucking policeman, he'll kick the shit out of you. 1078 01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:46,208 - Fine, go. Go! - See? 1079 01:01:46,293 --> 01:01:47,753 Fuck you, Jeeves. 1080 01:01:51,001 --> 01:01:52,380 Hey, hey! 1081 01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:54,500 I'd say Iceland paid off handsomely, huh? 1082 01:01:54,585 --> 01:01:55,785 No, there's only 10 grand in here. 1083 01:01:56,293 --> 01:01:57,421 We agreed 50. 1084 01:01:57,501 --> 01:02:00,541 Reggie had to pay off a bigshot named James Mangan. 1085 01:02:00,626 --> 01:02:01,996 James Mangan? 1086 01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:03,165 - You know him? - Yeah, yeah. 1087 01:02:03,251 --> 01:02:05,171 I sold him some merchandise a while back. You see him at the fights. 1088 01:02:05,251 --> 01:02:07,338 - He manages a couple of welterweights. - Yeah. 1089 01:02:07,418 --> 01:02:09,338 He owns the restaurant in this hotel. 1090 01:02:09,418 --> 01:02:10,628 Really? 1091 01:02:10,710 --> 01:02:11,838 Must be loaded. 1092 01:02:11,918 --> 01:02:13,538 Yeah. You wanna see the rest of your money? 1093 01:02:13,626 --> 01:02:15,246 Fucking here we go. 1094 01:02:15,335 --> 01:02:17,665 All right. Just hang out here and if you see him, just give me a call. 1095 01:02:18,585 --> 01:02:19,835 Okay. 1096 01:02:21,043 --> 01:02:22,883 Still, though, happy days. 1097 01:02:23,876 --> 01:02:25,286 You're not really happy. 1098 01:02:25,376 --> 01:02:27,376 It's just a chemical secretion in your brain. 1099 01:03:43,918 --> 01:03:44,998 Hey. 1100 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,380 It's me, honey. 1101 01:03:48,210 --> 01:03:49,290 It's only me. 1102 01:03:53,543 --> 01:03:55,213 It's just a dream. 1103 01:03:55,668 --> 01:03:56,748 Okay? 1104 01:04:00,918 --> 01:04:02,498 It's only a dream. 1105 01:04:15,251 --> 01:04:16,381 What the fuck is that? 1106 01:04:16,751 --> 01:04:19,091 It's a large Chinese plastic cat. What the fuck does it look like? 1107 01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:20,750 It's supposed to bring good luck. 1108 01:04:28,793 --> 01:04:30,003 Or maybe not. 1109 01:04:41,668 --> 01:04:42,748 Ah! 1110 01:04:56,585 --> 01:04:57,785 Is that it? 1111 01:04:59,626 --> 01:05:01,166 Is that all you got? 1112 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,500 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that, boys. 1113 01:05:06,626 --> 01:05:09,416 It can get a lot worse, faggot. Believe me. 1114 01:05:16,418 --> 01:05:18,168 Oh, it can, huh, can it? 1115 01:05:19,543 --> 01:05:21,173 It can get a lot worse, huh? 1116 01:05:23,043 --> 01:05:24,593 Well, what are you gonna do? 1117 01:05:25,168 --> 01:05:26,458 Huh? 1118 01:05:26,543 --> 01:05:28,093 You gonna cut me? 1119 01:05:29,418 --> 01:05:31,088 You gonna abuse me? 1120 01:05:32,168 --> 01:05:34,248 You gonna rape me? 1121 01:05:34,335 --> 01:05:35,415 Huh? 1122 01:05:39,751 --> 01:05:42,421 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, boys. 1123 01:05:43,710 --> 01:05:47,170 There ain't nothing you can do to me that ain't already been done. 1124 01:05:49,376 --> 01:05:50,746 So go ahead. 1125 01:05:53,751 --> 01:05:55,381 Do your worst. 1126 01:05:58,085 --> 01:06:00,205 What do you want us to do? 1127 01:06:16,335 --> 01:06:19,245 I don't think the boys will be too keen on killing a cop. 1128 01:06:21,293 --> 01:06:22,503 Boss. 1129 01:06:25,210 --> 01:06:26,630 Boss! 1130 01:07:18,543 --> 01:07:19,633 Hey. 1131 01:07:21,001 --> 01:07:22,541 Son of a bitch. 1132 01:07:23,251 --> 01:07:25,041 Well, you should see the other guy. 1133 01:07:26,418 --> 01:07:28,418 He's totally unscathed. 1134 01:07:38,585 --> 01:07:40,205 Babe, come on. 1135 01:07:42,043 --> 01:07:43,343 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1136 01:07:44,126 --> 01:07:45,626 I'm okay. 1137 01:07:45,710 --> 01:07:47,790 It looks much worse than it is. 1138 01:07:47,876 --> 01:07:49,086 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1139 01:07:49,168 --> 01:07:51,998 Don't cry. Don't cry. No, no, no, don't cry. I'm okay. 1140 01:07:52,793 --> 01:07:55,253 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 1141 01:07:55,335 --> 01:07:56,995 Kiss my bloody lips. 1142 01:07:59,418 --> 01:08:01,208 It's gotta be Mangan, right? 1143 01:08:01,293 --> 01:08:03,133 Obviously someone we've upset. 1144 01:08:03,710 --> 01:08:06,250 That could be anybody. 1145 01:08:09,626 --> 01:08:11,706 You look like Adam Ant. 1146 01:08:11,793 --> 01:08:12,880 Remember him? 1147 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,088 Fuck you, hippie. 1148 01:08:14,168 --> 01:08:15,958 Aren't you supposed to be scoping out the Brit? 1149 01:08:16,043 --> 01:08:17,753 Hmm. They threw me out when I skinned up. 1150 01:08:17,835 --> 01:08:19,585 He's still in there, though. 1151 01:08:19,668 --> 01:08:21,838 Probably having a nice little entrée for himself. 1152 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,420 Nice piece of salmon. 1153 01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:27,841 - Mangan, any distinguishing features? - Uh... 1154 01:08:28,710 --> 01:08:30,790 Yeah, he's sitting with a bunch of Japs. 1155 01:08:30,876 --> 01:08:32,166 Can't miss him. 1156 01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:37,340 James! James. 1157 01:08:38,043 --> 01:08:39,921 Right here. There you are. 1158 01:08:40,001 --> 01:08:41,421 He's right there. 1159 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,170 Hey! 1160 01:08:43,710 --> 01:08:45,710 How are things, man? 1161 01:08:53,126 --> 01:08:54,876 Well, this is awkward. 1162 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,210 You're not gonna introduce us to your guy? 1163 01:08:58,335 --> 01:08:59,875 This is Mr Okuyama. 1164 01:09:00,751 --> 01:09:03,291 And Mr Murakawa. They are business associates of mine. 1165 01:09:03,376 --> 01:09:05,836 This is Miss Ito, their interpreter. 1166 01:09:06,293 --> 01:09:07,713 Mr Bolaño 1167 01:09:08,835 --> 01:09:10,665 and Mr Monroe. 1168 01:09:10,751 --> 01:09:12,251 They're policemen. 1169 01:09:12,335 --> 01:09:13,745 Why is this so formal, huh? 1170 01:09:13,835 --> 01:09:16,955 I'm Bob, this is Terry. Pleased to meet you. 1171 01:09:17,043 --> 01:09:19,171 - See, that was easier. See? - Is that lobster? Mind if I... 1172 01:09:19,251 --> 01:09:21,041 That was much easier. 1173 01:09:21,126 --> 01:09:22,876 Oh, I love lobster. What have you got there, Bob? 1174 01:09:27,543 --> 01:09:29,543 I think it's veal. Yum-yum! 1175 01:09:29,668 --> 01:09:31,208 Would you care for some wine, perhaps? 1176 01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:34,285 No, we can't drink while we're on duty 1177 01:09:34,376 --> 01:09:36,666 because that would be illegal. 1178 01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:39,040 Is everything all right, sir? 1179 01:09:39,418 --> 01:09:41,418 Yes, it's fine. I'd like the bill, please. 1180 01:09:41,501 --> 01:09:43,961 - Oh, that's fantastic. - That's good. Hey, Bob. 1181 01:09:44,043 --> 01:09:46,463 Did I ever tell you about that time I puked Indian food through my nose? 1182 01:09:46,543 --> 01:09:48,213 - No! - Gentlemen, 1183 01:09:48,293 --> 01:09:51,838 is this a social visit or do you have a particular reason for embarrassing me? 1184 01:09:51,918 --> 01:09:53,288 We're not trying to embarrass you. Are we, Terry? 1185 01:09:53,376 --> 01:09:56,036 - Why would we? - We just came here to say that 1186 01:09:56,126 --> 01:09:58,456 we know everything about you and we're onto you. 1187 01:09:58,543 --> 01:09:59,671 You don't know the first thing about me. 1188 01:09:59,751 --> 01:10:00,921 Oh, story time, okay. 1189 01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:03,251 - I am a legitimate businessman... - Hmm. 1190 01:10:03,335 --> 01:10:06,165 ...and if you think you can play any of your dirty little tricks on me, 1191 01:10:06,251 --> 01:10:09,291 I think you'll find yourselves sadly mistaken. 1192 01:10:09,376 --> 01:10:10,706 Hmm. 1193 01:10:10,793 --> 01:10:14,588 No, I don't think you understand, you limey fucking dipshit. 1194 01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:16,538 See, we don't live in your world. 1195 01:10:16,626 --> 01:10:18,166 You live in ours. 1196 01:10:18,251 --> 01:10:19,501 You know that 800 grand? 1197 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:22,210 Eight hundred thousand fucking dollars? 1198 01:10:22,293 --> 01:10:24,130 See, that's ours. 1199 01:10:24,210 --> 01:10:26,040 That's not yours. 1200 01:10:26,126 --> 01:10:27,746 You have until tonight to hand it over. 1201 01:10:27,835 --> 01:10:30,785 And if you don't hand it over, you're gonna be fucked. 1202 01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:35,040 So make sure to give us a call, okay? 1203 01:10:36,543 --> 01:10:37,753 You got that? 1204 01:10:41,293 --> 01:10:42,423 How's that lobster, Terry? 1205 01:10:43,168 --> 01:10:44,378 Pretty tasty. 1206 01:10:44,793 --> 01:10:46,043 You want some dessert or... 1207 01:10:46,126 --> 01:10:48,916 No, no, I gotta watch the waistline here. 1208 01:10:51,251 --> 01:10:53,171 We should do this again sometime. It was fun. 1209 01:10:53,251 --> 01:10:55,421 I look forward to it. You've been delightful company. 1210 01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:56,921 Terry, that was sarcasm. 1211 01:10:57,001 --> 01:10:58,251 The lowest form of wit, Bob. 1212 01:10:59,418 --> 01:11:00,498 Sayonara. 1213 01:11:01,085 --> 01:11:02,165 Sayonara. 1214 01:11:04,376 --> 01:11:06,166 The goodbye! The goodbye. 1215 01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:18,746 - So Mangan got his sharks involved, huh? - I have to say, 1216 01:11:18,835 --> 01:11:20,585 I'm disappointed. 1217 01:11:20,668 --> 01:11:22,248 I feel like you've let me down. 1218 01:11:22,335 --> 01:11:23,415 Aw! 1219 01:11:23,501 --> 01:11:25,421 You can't carry out that level of harassment 1220 01:11:25,501 --> 01:11:27,380 and think you can get away with it. 1221 01:11:27,460 --> 01:11:29,210 If the guy was an Arab, yeah. 1222 01:11:29,293 --> 01:11:31,130 But this is a Brit we're talking about. 1223 01:11:31,210 --> 01:11:35,088 Guy's a lord, apparently. He's got a fucking OBE or something. 1224 01:11:35,168 --> 01:11:36,418 OBE? What the fuck is that? 1225 01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:39,251 Order of the British Empire. Those fucking titles don't mean shit. 1226 01:11:39,335 --> 01:11:41,625 They don't mean shit to us, Bob, but the Brits swear by 'em. 1227 01:11:41,710 --> 01:11:45,250 - I'm a prince. - This, it just ain't right. 1228 01:11:45,876 --> 01:11:46,996 It ain't right. 1229 01:11:47,085 --> 01:11:49,455 Not to mention, having cars blown up outside your house. 1230 01:11:49,543 --> 01:11:51,713 And you looking like you just got the shit kicked out of you. 1231 01:11:51,793 --> 01:11:53,380 Just a little domestic abuse. 1232 01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:55,250 And that wasn't even my car, that was a four-by-four. 1233 01:11:55,876 --> 01:11:57,666 People don't like 'em, they're gas-guzzlers. 1234 01:11:57,751 --> 01:11:59,711 Probably some Greenpeace motherfucker torched it. 1235 01:11:59,876 --> 01:12:01,206 - Evil. - They're assholes. 1236 01:12:01,293 --> 01:12:03,003 I know. 1237 01:12:03,085 --> 01:12:04,835 - Are you done? - Yes. 1238 01:12:04,918 --> 01:12:06,248 Okay. 1239 01:12:06,335 --> 01:12:08,285 I'm gonna need your guns, too. 1240 01:12:09,918 --> 01:12:11,208 You think I care? 1241 01:12:12,168 --> 01:12:13,338 I don't even like this gun. 1242 01:12:17,835 --> 01:12:19,085 And clear out your desks. 1243 01:12:19,251 --> 01:12:20,671 There's nothing in my desk. 1244 01:12:20,751 --> 01:12:23,380 There is that one triple-murder case from a couple years back. 1245 01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:24,588 Oh, yeah. 1246 01:12:24,668 --> 01:12:26,588 - I wonder who did that? - We may never know. 1247 01:12:26,668 --> 01:12:27,998 - Hey, Bob. - Yeah? 1248 01:12:28,085 --> 01:12:29,995 I'm telling you this as a friend. 1249 01:12:30,085 --> 01:12:32,125 He's gonna get you killed. 1250 01:12:32,210 --> 01:12:33,290 You know that, don't you? 1251 01:12:33,376 --> 01:12:35,126 Well, with all due respect, 1252 01:12:35,210 --> 01:12:36,460 you were never a friend of mine. 1253 01:12:37,126 --> 01:12:39,586 You were more a glorified fucking acquaintance. 1254 01:12:46,793 --> 01:12:48,543 I'm staying with Terry and his girlfriend. 1255 01:12:48,668 --> 01:12:50,498 They got this really cool place. 1256 01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:53,840 That's good. 1257 01:12:54,668 --> 01:12:55,998 It'll only be till you get out. 1258 01:12:56,293 --> 01:12:59,213 Terry says you got a good chance of getting off at the trial. 1259 01:12:59,293 --> 01:13:01,173 Then we can live together again. 1260 01:13:03,668 --> 01:13:05,418 With your husband's record, ma'am, 1261 01:13:05,501 --> 01:13:07,131 if we put that together with some other shit, 1262 01:13:08,001 --> 01:13:10,041 like history of spousal abuse or something... 1263 01:13:10,126 --> 01:13:12,036 That's not why I killed him. 1264 01:13:14,751 --> 01:13:16,631 I'm so sorry. 1265 01:13:20,210 --> 01:13:22,210 I'm so, so sorry. 1266 01:13:30,418 --> 01:13:31,788 It's not fair. 1267 01:13:32,626 --> 01:13:34,036 No, it's not. 1268 01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:38,750 Life's a marked deck, kid. 1269 01:13:39,793 --> 01:13:41,383 Don't you ever forget it. 1270 01:13:47,376 --> 01:13:49,166 I hate jellyfish. 1271 01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:51,916 I wonder how in the hell it got out here? 1272 01:13:52,001 --> 01:13:53,591 Maybe it fell from a spaceship. 1273 01:13:56,668 --> 01:14:00,088 Is it true they can sting you even when they're dead? 1274 01:14:00,710 --> 01:14:03,000 No, I think when they're dead, 1275 01:14:03,085 --> 01:14:04,535 they're dead. 1276 01:14:07,210 --> 01:14:09,130 They're immortal, though. 1277 01:14:09,210 --> 01:14:10,290 What? 1278 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,920 Jellyfish, they're immortal. 1279 01:14:14,043 --> 01:14:15,213 Bob told me. 1280 01:14:15,293 --> 01:14:17,421 Just because Bob says something doesn't mean it's true. 1281 01:14:17,501 --> 01:14:18,961 Yeah, it does. 1282 01:14:19,043 --> 01:14:20,543 That's my greatest fear, actually. 1283 01:14:20,626 --> 01:14:21,956 Death by jellyfish. 1284 01:14:22,043 --> 01:14:25,463 Your greatest fear is death by jellyfish? Okay. 1285 01:14:25,543 --> 01:14:26,838 It's not funny. 1286 01:14:26,918 --> 01:14:28,288 Random death by jellyfish. 1287 01:14:28,876 --> 01:14:32,126 This guy I knew, he caught a jellyfish, put it in a jar, 1288 01:14:32,210 --> 01:14:33,790 went out drinking, 1289 01:14:33,918 --> 01:14:35,628 got home... Listen to this. 1290 01:14:35,710 --> 01:14:38,960 Got home and reached for what he thought was a glass of water... 1291 01:14:39,626 --> 01:14:40,876 What do you think happened? He's dead. 1292 01:14:42,251 --> 01:14:45,131 Well, I'm glad you guys find the idea so amusing. 1293 01:14:46,085 --> 01:14:47,705 Come on, you deadbeats. 1294 01:14:48,376 --> 01:14:50,286 Let's go get some frijoles! 1295 01:14:51,418 --> 01:14:52,998 - No, wait, I can't... - Come on! 1296 01:14:53,085 --> 01:14:54,535 No, I can't run in these! 1297 01:14:54,626 --> 01:14:56,666 Come on! 1298 01:14:57,210 --> 01:15:00,460 '"I am real!' said Alice, and began to cry. 1299 01:15:00,751 --> 01:15:04,091 '"You won't make yourself a bit realer by crying, ' Tweedledee remarked: 1300 01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:06,996 ""There's nothing to cry about."" 1301 01:15:10,460 --> 01:15:11,960 We'll finish this off tomorrow. 1302 01:15:12,043 --> 01:15:14,838 Daddy, what happens when you die? 1303 01:15:14,918 --> 01:15:17,248 Nothing. When you're dead, you're dead. 1304 01:15:17,751 --> 01:15:19,421 But isn't Mommy in heaven, Daddy? 1305 01:15:19,501 --> 01:15:21,338 No, she's not, darling. 1306 01:15:21,418 --> 01:15:24,708 What did I say? It's just darkness forever. 1307 01:15:24,876 --> 01:15:27,876 Now, run along and play. I have to speak to your Uncle Russell. 1308 01:15:32,251 --> 01:15:33,921 Growing up so quickly. 1309 01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:45,630 So what are we gonna do about those two pricks? 1310 01:15:45,835 --> 01:15:47,835 They were fired today. 1311 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:50,088 They are no longer serving police officers. 1312 01:15:50,168 --> 01:15:52,338 They are civilians. 1313 01:15:53,126 --> 01:15:54,746 The fuck does that mean? 1314 01:15:54,835 --> 01:15:56,285 It's over? 1315 01:15:56,376 --> 01:15:58,086 No, it's not over, Russell. 1316 01:15:58,501 --> 01:16:00,421 Now we're going to kill them. 1317 01:16:10,543 --> 01:16:12,253 You almost broke my fucking cock! 1318 01:16:13,210 --> 01:16:14,460 Can you break a cock? 1319 01:16:14,543 --> 01:16:16,503 Well, I mean, the fucking tendons. 1320 01:16:16,585 --> 01:16:18,375 You snapped the fucking tendons. 1321 01:16:35,710 --> 01:16:37,590 Well, I gotta take a break. 1322 01:16:38,585 --> 01:16:40,285 Ruminate. 1323 01:16:40,376 --> 01:16:41,586 Consider options. 1324 01:16:43,210 --> 01:16:44,460 I'm gonna miss it, though, you know? 1325 01:16:45,543 --> 01:16:48,463 - Like, I liked the structure. - The structure? 1326 01:16:49,585 --> 01:16:52,915 Maybe it's a good thing that we got out, you know? 1327 01:16:53,835 --> 01:16:55,455 Things were just getting a little too close to home 1328 01:16:55,543 --> 01:16:57,380 and, you know, when those things start to happen... 1329 01:16:57,460 --> 01:17:01,170 Yeah. I'm not sure how much longer you could've gotten away with it. 1330 01:17:02,168 --> 01:17:03,918 Especially with Terry. 1331 01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:07,540 Terry. 1332 01:17:08,001 --> 01:17:09,088 Hey, toro! 1333 01:17:15,585 --> 01:17:17,335 That's pretty fucking funny, huh? 1334 01:17:17,418 --> 01:17:18,838 Yeah, it's funny. 1335 01:17:18,918 --> 01:17:20,708 Yeah, you go, toro. 1336 01:17:21,460 --> 01:17:23,340 That's pretty good, huh? 1337 01:17:27,376 --> 01:17:29,536 When you got beat up last night, 1338 01:17:31,043 --> 01:17:33,713 did that have anything to do with me? 1339 01:17:34,293 --> 01:17:36,503 Of course not. Why would it? 1340 01:17:37,418 --> 01:17:39,128 I know why she did it. 1341 01:17:40,251 --> 01:17:41,341 Who? 1342 01:17:42,501 --> 01:17:43,711 My mom. 1343 01:17:45,626 --> 01:17:47,626 I know why she stabbed my dad. 1344 01:17:50,626 --> 01:17:52,706 She found out what he'd done. 1345 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,500 Well, what had he done? 1346 01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:05,290 Danny, what had he done? 1347 01:18:09,835 --> 01:18:12,165 He took me out to this place, 1348 01:18:12,251 --> 01:18:14,171 somewhere outside the city. 1349 01:18:15,376 --> 01:18:17,246 There were these people there. 1350 01:18:19,168 --> 01:18:20,788 They did things. 1351 01:18:21,418 --> 01:18:22,748 You know. 1352 01:18:27,293 --> 01:18:29,293 They filmed it as well. 1353 01:18:38,335 --> 01:18:39,415 Hmm. 1354 01:18:48,501 --> 01:18:50,671 And do you know the names of these people? 1355 01:18:53,251 --> 01:18:55,541 Yeah, I know their names. 1356 01:20:49,210 --> 01:20:50,790 Do you know why you're here, sir? 1357 01:20:51,793 --> 01:20:52,963 Go fuck yourself. 1358 01:20:54,793 --> 01:20:56,213 It's because I hate informers. 1359 01:20:57,543 --> 01:20:59,753 They have no honour. 1360 01:20:59,876 --> 01:21:01,626 They have no code. 1361 01:21:01,710 --> 01:21:02,790 Go fuck yourself. 1362 01:21:04,501 --> 01:21:07,171 This is the Lafayette sword. 1363 01:21:07,251 --> 01:21:09,381 From the Revolutionary War. 1364 01:21:09,543 --> 01:21:11,630 Yes, there was a revolution in the United States. 1365 01:21:11,710 --> 01:21:13,500 It's hard to believe, I know. 1366 01:21:14,251 --> 01:21:17,041 I stole it from a Masonic Lodge in Illinois. 1367 01:21:20,460 --> 01:21:23,460 Have you heard of the writer Yukio Mishima? 1368 01:21:25,126 --> 01:21:27,036 No, of course you haven't, you're Irish. 1369 01:21:27,126 --> 01:21:28,456 I was forgetting. 1370 01:21:28,543 --> 01:21:30,630 Anyway, in 1970, 1371 01:21:30,710 --> 01:21:33,750 Mishima attempted a coup on his native Japan. 1372 01:21:33,835 --> 01:21:36,705 The coup failed and Mishima committed seppuku, 1373 01:21:36,793 --> 01:21:39,593 or ritual disembowelment, if you prefer. 1374 01:21:40,668 --> 01:21:42,418 The second-in-command was supposed to behead him 1375 01:21:42,501 --> 01:21:47,501 at the culmination of the ritual but the poor chap was so bloody nervous that he missed. 1376 01:21:50,293 --> 01:21:53,421 Mishima's bloody head was hanging off him, 1377 01:21:53,501 --> 01:21:54,961 quite literally. 1378 01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,420 Another chap had to step in to finish him off. 1379 01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:04,086 Let's hope I don't miss, eh? 1380 01:22:04,168 --> 01:22:07,168 Fucking Brits. You never know when to shut up. 1381 01:22:16,876 --> 01:22:18,036 Poor kid. 1382 01:22:19,251 --> 01:22:20,341 Yeah. 1383 01:22:22,043 --> 01:22:23,883 I've never killed anybody before. 1384 01:22:27,501 --> 01:22:29,091 Well, neither have I. 1385 01:22:30,835 --> 01:22:32,245 You know what they say. 1386 01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:35,670 Always be open to new experiences. 1387 01:22:38,710 --> 01:22:42,880 I'll do this on my own. You don't have to get involved. 1388 01:22:48,460 --> 01:22:50,460 How come you always look out for me, Bob? 1389 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:54,920 Because you're a good friend of mine. 1390 01:23:11,543 --> 01:23:13,343 I've got your money. 1391 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,500 You should be in bed. 1392 01:23:23,168 --> 01:23:24,838 Where's Lonesome Luke? 1393 01:23:27,210 --> 01:23:28,290 What? 1394 01:23:30,626 --> 01:23:33,376 I think he's gone to kill a whole bunch of people. 1395 01:23:39,710 --> 01:23:43,090 You know that in Somalia only men have gravestones? 1396 01:23:44,585 --> 01:23:47,835 Walt Whitman was buried without his brain. 1397 01:23:49,376 --> 01:23:51,836 Descartes was buried without his right hand. 1398 01:23:54,501 --> 01:23:58,421 So you never wonder who created this whole shebang? 1399 01:23:59,835 --> 01:24:00,915 No. 1400 01:24:02,501 --> 01:24:03,711 It's like 1401 01:24:04,710 --> 01:24:08,000 where does the universe begin and where does it end? 1402 01:24:08,085 --> 01:24:10,785 And if you can't tell me that, you can't tell me God doesn't exist. 1403 01:24:16,543 --> 01:24:18,671 But then again, Pythagoras believed 1404 01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:20,961 that after you're dead, 1405 01:24:21,043 --> 01:24:23,171 your soul goes into a fucking green bean. 1406 01:24:23,251 --> 01:24:24,341 So what do I know? 1407 01:25:03,335 --> 01:25:05,245 Oh, I love this car! 1408 01:25:05,418 --> 01:25:07,628 She's fucking indestructible. 1409 01:25:19,001 --> 01:25:20,961 Like I always say, Bob, 1410 01:25:21,043 --> 01:25:23,883 if it ain't broke, break it. 1411 01:25:50,793 --> 01:25:53,843 Detectives, good to see you again. 1412 01:25:55,418 --> 01:25:56,788 You like Westerns, right? 1413 01:26:06,710 --> 01:26:09,130 I don't have your $800,000. 1414 01:26:10,085 --> 01:26:11,915 I was never going to give it to you. 1415 01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:16,086 I thought I'd state that up front in the interest of full disclosure. 1416 01:26:16,251 --> 01:26:18,591 You're not, uh, so tough now, huh? 1417 01:26:19,251 --> 01:26:21,381 Without your motherfucking badge? 1418 01:26:21,585 --> 01:26:22,705 Hey, listen, man, 1419 01:26:22,876 --> 01:26:24,456 I know we don't see eye-to-eye, but... 1420 01:26:24,626 --> 01:26:26,376 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1421 01:26:27,501 --> 01:26:28,671 I'm fine. 1422 01:26:35,626 --> 01:26:39,036 I must say, you're taking this turn of events rather well. 1423 01:26:39,168 --> 01:26:41,418 We haven't come here for the money. 1424 01:26:41,501 --> 01:26:43,841 - We don't care about the money any more. - Oh. 1425 01:26:44,376 --> 01:26:46,086 This is about Danny Reynard. 1426 01:26:48,376 --> 01:26:49,916 Danny Reynard. 1427 01:26:50,085 --> 01:26:51,245 Hmm. 1428 01:26:52,418 --> 01:26:55,918 I can't quite place the name. 1429 01:27:09,918 --> 01:27:11,668 You know, one day, 1430 01:27:11,751 --> 01:27:13,631 these students were taking a philosophy exam. 1431 01:27:13,793 --> 01:27:17,753 And at the start, the tutor grabs a chair, puts it on a desk 1432 01:27:17,835 --> 01:27:19,535 and says, "For your last test, 1433 01:27:20,793 --> 01:27:22,503 "prove this chair exists." 1434 01:27:22,626 --> 01:27:25,036 So everyone's scribbling away, 1435 01:27:25,668 --> 01:27:26,918 except one guy. 1436 01:27:27,001 --> 01:27:29,921 He writes two words, gets up, 1437 01:27:30,085 --> 01:27:32,745 hands his paper to the tutor, 1438 01:27:32,835 --> 01:27:34,495 leaves the class. 1439 01:27:34,585 --> 01:27:35,955 Tutor looks at it 1440 01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,125 and on it, it says, 1441 01:27:38,751 --> 01:27:40,131 "What chair?" 1442 01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:51,000 Well, that's certainly very... 1443 01:27:51,835 --> 01:27:52,915 Fuck! 1444 01:28:04,793 --> 01:28:06,003 Fuck! 1445 01:28:38,335 --> 01:28:39,415 Bob? 1446 01:28:46,626 --> 01:28:47,706 Bob? 1447 01:29:03,460 --> 01:29:05,380 I love bulletproof vests. 1448 01:29:07,168 --> 01:29:08,788 Let's go fuck these scumbags. 1449 01:29:35,876 --> 01:29:37,706 I killed your snitch. 1450 01:29:40,793 --> 01:29:42,923 I chopped his fucking head off! 1451 01:29:47,168 --> 01:29:48,248 Wait. 1452 01:29:50,918 --> 01:29:51,998 Don't... 1453 01:29:53,710 --> 01:29:55,880 I knew your last words would be shit. 1454 01:30:05,501 --> 01:30:06,591 All right. 1455 01:30:08,918 --> 01:30:10,168 All right, you made your point. 1456 01:30:16,085 --> 01:30:17,835 How much is this gonna cost me? 1457 01:30:18,126 --> 01:30:19,996 It's gonna cost you your life. 1458 01:30:21,835 --> 01:30:22,995 Nice line. 1459 01:30:34,668 --> 01:30:36,378 Well, that's a damn shame. 1460 01:30:37,793 --> 01:30:40,133 I kinda liked the guy, in a funny sort of way. 1461 01:30:40,251 --> 01:30:42,591 His hair was receding quite a bit. 1462 01:30:44,335 --> 01:30:45,995 His teeth are all fucked up. 1463 01:30:46,626 --> 01:30:47,706 What are you doing? 1464 01:30:47,835 --> 01:30:49,625 Well, we gotta give him a decent burial. 1465 01:30:51,001 --> 01:30:52,961 What are we, savages? 1466 01:30:53,085 --> 01:30:56,035 Thought you were, like, keeping him as a souvenir or something. 1467 01:30:57,501 --> 01:31:00,961 So that story about the philosophy exam and the chair. 1468 01:31:01,043 --> 01:31:02,793 What does that actually mean? 1469 01:31:03,293 --> 01:31:05,338 It's not supposed to mean anything. 1470 01:31:05,418 --> 01:31:07,168 It's like a Zen koan. 1471 01:31:07,251 --> 01:31:08,921 Just ponder on it. 1472 01:31:09,001 --> 01:31:10,461 Just ponder on it? 1473 01:31:10,543 --> 01:31:12,293 Yeah. I fucked it up, though. 1474 01:31:12,376 --> 01:31:16,086 I was supposed to say, "Prove the chair doesn't exist." 1475 01:31:17,335 --> 01:31:18,835 Ah! 1476 01:31:18,918 --> 01:31:20,668 So it doesn't exist, huh? 1477 01:31:38,126 --> 01:31:40,206 Man, that was some cold shit. 1478 01:32:14,543 --> 01:32:16,130 Wait, you going in? 1479 01:32:29,043 --> 01:32:30,673 So what's next, man? 1480 01:32:31,918 --> 01:32:33,668 I'm gonna live slow, 1481 01:32:33,751 --> 01:32:35,791 die old and leave an ugly-looking corpse. 1482 01:32:36,210 --> 01:32:37,380 What are you gonna do? 1483 01:32:38,751 --> 01:32:40,091 I don't know. 1484 01:32:41,376 --> 01:32:42,706 Something sedate. 1485 01:32:45,085 --> 01:32:46,875 You think you're capable of being sedate? 1486 01:32:48,293 --> 01:32:50,293 Well, Bob, it's like the Buddha once said... 1487 01:32:50,460 --> 01:32:52,500 You're quoting fucking Buddha now? 1488 01:32:52,585 --> 01:32:54,745 Do not dwell in the past, 1489 01:32:55,668 --> 01:32:57,498 do not dream of the future. 1490 01:32:58,251 --> 01:33:01,131 Concentrate the mind on the present moment. 1491 01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:11,590 I love this song. 1492 01:33:12,751 --> 01:33:13,881 Great song. 1493 01:33:15,835 --> 01:33:16,915 Masterpiece.