1
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(DOOR SHUTS)

2
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(DOOR LOCKS)

3
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(VEHICLE DRIVES AWAY)

4
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(WOMAN SOBBING)

5
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(BABY CRYING)

6
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(CRYING CONTINUES)

7
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(FOOTSTEPES)

8
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Well, what do you think?

9
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Jesus Christ!

10
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I fucking told you
these movies would be shit,

11
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and they are pure shit, literally.

12
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They stink.

13
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I can tell you why you insisted to show me
this trash, you vain dumb-ass.

14
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Shave offyour stupid brush

15
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and you'll look precisely like
this retarded pervert.

16
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- (CLIP)
- Ouch! Are we fucking done?

17
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I kinda like these movies.
Everyone's talking about them.

18
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Bill doesn't like when things
are more insane than he is.

19
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Watch it, Tits!

20
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Having the privilege
to fuck and suck me dry

21
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still doesn't give a woman...

22
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(SNIFFS)

23
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..the right to an opinion.

24
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- Sir, I'm sorry. It was just a joke.
- Shut your pussy mouth.

25
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And go answer my fucking mail.

26
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(SNIFFS)

27
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Why do you look so damn pleased?

28
00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:10,082
Well, sir, I think I found
the solution to all our problems.

29
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(PHONE RINGS)

30
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- What?
- MAN: 'Mr Boss.

31
00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,874
'We've got a Code 6 in Block 4.'

32
00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:24,915
Not again.

33
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Damn it!

34
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Sir, our prison, relatively,

35
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has the highest personnel turnover,
violence rates,

36
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legal and medical costs, than any other
institution in the US correctional system.

37
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Things'll have to change fast
or Governor Hughes will replace us.

38
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Huh. Over my dead body.

39
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(PRINONERS SHOUTING)

40
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Get a load of Billy Boss.

41
00:03:56,791 --> 00:04:00,207
You think you're the fucking
Lone Ranger?

42
00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:03,790
I'm no Kemo fucking Sabe, bitch!

43
00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:09,665
Please, sir?
I think I have a solution.

44
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(BUZZER)

45
00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:23,499
PRISONERS: Scheiss! Nazi!

46
00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,499
I'm gonna rape you...

47
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..to fucking death!

48
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And it scares you. I can see it.

49
00:04:42,291 --> 00:04:43,790
You motherfucker.

50
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- What's his number?
- Prisoner 297, sir.

51
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Make a note.

52
00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:02,832
I'll treat this walking skin cancer
later on.

53
00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:04,332
(CHUCKLES)

54
00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:05,499
(BLOWS KISS)

55
00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:11,249
(BUZZER)

56
00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,457
(SCREAMING)

57
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MAN: Stop moving!

58
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- Which cocksucker did this?
- Hold his arm down, goddamn it!

59
00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:30,082
178, sir.

60
00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,124
By the way, doc,
I need my physical check-up.

61
00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:39,290
- See you in an hour at your office.
- Sir...

62
00:05:39,416 --> 00:05:42,957
Did you hear me?

63
00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,415
Yes, sir!

64
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Fuck you! Fuck you!

65
00:05:54,291 --> 00:05:55,790
Look.

66
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Death-rape will be your destiny.

67
00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:06,832
What's the ape-nigger's
masturbation arm?

68
00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:10,582
He's right-handed, sir.

69
00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,624
PRISONER: Goddamn you!

70
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Turn him around, belly down.

71
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(GROANS)

72
00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:38,415
(SCREAMS)

73
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- You want more?
- Please, sir, no more!

74
00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:47,124
Think ofthe medical expenses.

75
00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:51,665
When your little monkey bones
are healed,

76
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I'll come by for a follow-up.

77
00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,374
(SCREAMING)

78
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(DOOR BUZZER)

79
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PRISONER: Goddamn!

80
00:07:11,916 --> 00:07:14,665
Oh, fuck!

81
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,707
I'm gonna kill you! You wait!

82
00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:25,665
- (CHANTING) Death-rape!
- You want to rape me to death?

83
00:07:25,791 --> 00:07:30,124
- Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
- Come on!

84
00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,624
Motherfuckers!

85
00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:38,790
- Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
- On your knees!

86
00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:43,540
I want respect!

87
00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:48,665
I deserve respect!

88
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Respect!

89
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(GUN CLICKS EMPTY)

90
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(SIGHS)

91
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(SOBBING)

92
00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:42,124
Oh, God!

93
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(DOOR SLAMS)

94
00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,874
(BEEPING)

95
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,332
Ow!

96
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,415
160 to 120!

97
00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:27,249
Ha!

98
00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:31,624
- Sweet bleeding Jesus!
- Listen, Bill, my plan...

99
00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:33,582
Shut the fuck up!

100
00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:38,707
- I need to relax for a few minutes.
- How can you relax with such problems?

101
00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:41,165
- I believe...
- I believe...

102
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:46,415
..in bringing back
mediaeval torture methods.

103
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Reverse hanging.

104
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Spanish boots.

105
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And the good old rack.

106
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Statistics show that the system,
as it is now, just doesn't function.

107
00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,790
Poisonous spiders...

108
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:09,499
..for prisoners with arachnophobia.

109
00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:14,665
Massive force-feeding with raw
slaughterhouse wastes of pork

110
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for Muslims and Jews!

111
00:10:17,041 --> 00:10:22,040
Beat them crippled with their Torahs,
Qurans or Bibles!

112
00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:25,457
More than $50 billion a year
are spent on corrections,

113
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,915
yet more than four in ten offenders,
nationwide,

114
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return to prison
within three years oftheir release.

115
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Eyes for eyes.

116
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(CACKLES)

117
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Uh!

118
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Teeth for teeth!

119
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Times hundred!

120
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:48,207
A prison should be a real deterrent,
not a goddamn nursing home.

121
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:52,582
I agree, but mediaeval torture
ain't gonna be the answer.

122
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Something else will.

123
00:10:55,541 --> 00:10:57,665
- That's why...
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

124
00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:03,040
Mr Boss, I have
a special delivery for you.

125
00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:08,415
Don't bother me, Tits.
Goddamn it! I have to think.

126
00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:11,582
Sorry, sir.

127
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,665
No! Wait.

128
00:11:17,791 --> 00:11:19,790
Give it to me.

129
00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:23,999
Your rolling ass cheeks tell me
what it must be.

130
00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:29,665
By the way, I need my ball sack
emptied before lunch!

131
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,749
- Holy shit!
- What is that?

132
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:58,457
Tribe leaders in Africa chew them
for unbelievable strength.

133
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,582
Yeah, but what exactly is it?

134
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,124
- Dried clitorises.
- What?

135
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,624
- Clitorises!
- (PHONE RINGS)

136
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:15,249
- What?
- MAN: 'We are coming.'

137
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:18,665
- What?
- 'We're coming to your office, bitch.'

138
00:12:18,791 --> 00:12:21,749
- Who's this?
- 'You don't know who I am?

139
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:28,707
'Your death squad coming to rape you
to pieces, you fucking white trash!'

140
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:32,707
- Get me a guard on the line this instant!
- Something wrong?

141
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:41,040
- They're coming.
- Who's coming?

142
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:43,249
It's a Code 8.

143
00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:45,290
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

144
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,707
What's going on?

145
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,874
- Fuck off!
- Hey!

146
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,082
This time,

147
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,999
it's real, jerk!

148
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,915
Really real!

149
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,582
Oh, no, not again.

150
00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:14,540
(RINGING)

151
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,457
'Yes, sir?'

152
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:20,290
- What's going on?
- 'Sorry, Mr Butler.

153
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:24,665
'346 must've used his monthly
family phone call to call Mr Boss.

154
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,999
'Won't happen again.'

155
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,207
False alarm.

156
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,499
(BANGING ON DOOR)

157
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,457
(FRANTIC KNOCKING)

158
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,332
(KNOCKING)

159
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,249
Why didn't you let me in?
What's going on?

160
00:13:55,291 --> 00:14:00,332
This goddamn heat
is driving me insane.

161
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,957
Sir, Dr Jones called
about your physical.

162
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,415
Whoever did this is...

163
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:20,665
..fucked!

164
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,332
(BUZZER)

165
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:28,124
DOCTOR: Your heart is racing.
Have you been under a lot of stress?

166
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,665
Stress for pussies!

167
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,332
I also hear a heart murmur.

168
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:44,165
Listen, I'm not fucking paying you
to give me bad news.

169
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:51,124
I would like to draw some blood
and do an EKG as well.

170
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:59,040
I demand some fucking good news.

171
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,332
Or your ass will be fired.

172
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,332
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

173
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,874
There's nothing wrong with me, right?

174
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,915
You're in perfect health, sir.

175
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,082
Great.

176
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,207
I knew that.

177
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,999
Back to work!

178
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,082
(MOANING)

179
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:43,707
Billy Boss,
good thing you joined the party!

180
00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:50,665
Already regret your little phone action,
Tonto?

181
00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:57,957
I'd scalp you
ifyou had any fucking hair!

182
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,332
Fuck!

183
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,957
(SPEAKS NATIVE AMERICAN LANGUAGE)

184
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,582
- What is this?
- Water, sir.

185
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:39,499
I said boiling water!

186
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:46,499
- Fuck-face!
- Get some teabags with that!

187
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,707
Earl Grey! Hahaha!

188
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:53,457
Please, sir. Just think
ofthe outrageous medical costs.

189
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,290
It's ourjobs on the line here.

190
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:03,957
Sir, Governor Hughes will be
arriving in 20 minutes.

191
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,540
What? Today?

192
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,790
I thought that lobby-whore
was coming on Thursday.

193
00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:15,957
- Sorry. It's in the agenda for today.
- Shit!

194
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,790
Try to make him touch your ass

195
00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:25,290
so we can sue his ass
for sexual harassment.

196
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,040
I will, sir.

197
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,790
Will you be attending
the execution tonight?

198
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,624
You fucking know.

199
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:42,790
I never go to these...
wellness-executions by injections.

200
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:48,707
Sister Dwight will attend
the feel-good penalty.

201
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,457
Get me outta here!

202
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:58,624
Shut up, you timber-nigger!

203
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,207
Ah!

204
00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:10,374
Guantanamo style!

205
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,832
XXL.

206
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:17,290
Fuck you, you Nazi!

207
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:21,624
Boiling waterboarding!

208
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,290
By Bill Boss.

209
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,707
Eyes for eyes.

210
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:41,707
(SCREAMING)

211
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:49,499
Teeth for teeth.

212
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,082
Yeah!

213
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,290
(SCREAMING)

214
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,832
Times...

215
00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:08,249
..hundred.

216
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:10,124
(SCREAMING)

217
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:33,540
You've lost your soul, William Boss.

218
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,415
(GURGLING)

219
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,540
Oh, excuse me, sir.

220
00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:00,124
I was...

221
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:28,665
May I offer you a top-of-the-line
Dominican cigar, Governor?

222
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,957
Hm.

223
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:34,540
I only smoke Cuban cigars,

224
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,624
the world's best.

225
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:45,082
You are a native-born citizen

226
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:49,582
ofthe glorious United States of America.

227
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,749
The greatest nation on Earth.

228
00:20:53,875 --> 00:21:02,540
And you're not ashamed to smoke
communistic cigars from Cuba?

229
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:08,582
I'm only a German American
from Schweinfurt,

230
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:15,165
but I feel deeply ashamed for you, sir.

231
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,540
I apologise.

232
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:30,624
The heat...is driving me crazy.

233
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,249
Right.

234
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,124
The heat.

235
00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:40,540
I guess it's your...depressing statistics.

236
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:45,040
Statistics are Mr Butler's department.

237
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:51,332
Er...I know things aren't going so well.

238
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:55,915
We are running costs inefficiently.

239
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:57,957
That's true.

240
00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:01,624
I'm afraid...

241
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:06,249
..I have to fire poor Mr Butler.

242
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:11,457
Poor Mr Butler, your accountant,
has nothing to do with it.

243
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:17,749
Answering violence with violence
is not the way of a real leader.

244
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,415
You, Bill, are no boss.

245
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,999
You have managed one thing, however.

246
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:29,832
To damage me in an election year.

247
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,290
I'll return in two weeks.

248
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:38,832
When I return, I want changes.

249
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,415
And if I don't get them...

250
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:46,540
..I will replace you and your accountant.

251
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,707
Understood?

252
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,249
Very well, sir. Sure thing.

253
00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:03,749
No problem, sir.

254
00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:11,707
Fuck...

255
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,999
Fuck you!

256
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:19,082
Fuck yourself!

257
00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:26,374
You imbecile communist zombie cunt!

258
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:30,957
Nobody insults me like that!

259
00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:35,999
I'll stuffyour baggy
homosexual shithole

260
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:39,665
with Cuban cigars
up to your throat!

261
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:44,290
Don't mess with Bill Boss!

262
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:49,540
- I did everything I could, I swear.
- Please, boss, listen to my idea...

263
00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:52,040
Shut the fuck up!

264
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:58,957
Fuck the sissy psychological...

265
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:01,999
..leadership bullshit!

266
00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:09,165
My leadership balls are atom bombs!

267
00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:13,832
100 megatons each!

268
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:25,207
I'll teach him leadership.

269
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:32,082
I'll do what I wanted to do since ages.

270
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:35,790
Castrate them all!

271
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:39,207
No! It won't work!

272
00:24:39,791 --> 00:24:41,749
Besides, it's permanent.

273
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:45,582
Send the cockroaches to the yard.

274
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:50,332
But it's 120 degrees outside.
That's irresponsible.

275
00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:52,624
Great!

276
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:59,749
Let the pork roast.

277
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,499
(SPEAKS ARABIC)

278
00:25:13,041 --> 00:25:15,624
- BOSS ON TANNOY: 'Good morning, pigs.'
- PRISONER: Fuck you!

279
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:18,957
'Good to smell your acid stink again.

280
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,624
'A prison is like a swine farm.'

281
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:29,582
- Death-rape! Death-rape!
- 'I'm your almighty lord and swineherd.

282
00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:33,249
'My grandfather owned
a big one in Germany.

283
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:37,207
'He castrated thousands of pigs.

284
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:39,082
'Why?

285
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:42,790
'Because they had
too much testosterone.

286
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:46,457
'That's what makes them
so aggressive.

287
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:51,707
'You might wonder why I'm telling you
this touching little story.

288
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:55,749
'One ofyou lucky cocksuckers
will have the privilege

289
00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:58,790
'to experience first as a prototype

290
00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:04,874
'the transformation
into a cissy eunuch.

291
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:09,290
- 'Castration...
- (CHANTING STOPS)

292
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:13,332
..'will return all ofyou
back into society

293
00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:18,915
'as sweet, harmless,
submissive pussy schnitzels.

294
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:22,332
'And the winner is...

295
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:28,457
..'our awesome tattoo wasp!

296
00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:34,124
'Sister prisoner 297. Congrats!

297
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:38,457
'Take him to the special cell.

298
00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:44,165
'Enjoy your sunbath.'

299
00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:47,832
Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

300
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,790
Yeah! Yeah, yeah!

301
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:02,582
Hey, Warden. I like my men bald.

302
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,999
I think it's sexy. Why don't you come
over here and suck my dick?

303
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,415
No worries.

304
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:30,207
As a child... I've seen it 100 times.

305
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,249
Trust me.

306
00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:47,540
Turn him around.

307
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,749
Facing the wall.

308
00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:58,707
(YAWNS)

309
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:08,499
Oh, no! Please don't!

310
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:41,665
You bitch!

311
00:28:56,791 --> 00:29:00,957
Bring these little fuckers
to the cook.

312
00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:03,749
I want them medium rare...

313
00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:06,582
..for lunch.

314
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,332
Mmm...

315
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:23,332
(ROARS)

316
00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:27,040
Have him stitched up!

317
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,415
Ha-ha!

318
00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:36,124
Yeah!

319
00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:44,415
(BOSS GROANING)

320
00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:46,415
(SLURPING)

321
00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:49,957
(GROANING)

322
00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,624
Ahhh.

323
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:00,207
Uh...

324
00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:05,290
I'm sorry, sir.

325
00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:08,332
I can't do it with Dwight in the room.

326
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,332
Go ahead, for Christ's sake!

327
00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:18,957
Dwight!

328
00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:21,790
It's my pet!

329
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:28,124
Uh!

330
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,915
Uh! Whoa!

331
00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:34,082
Good! Oh! Yeah!

332
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,540
Yeah!

333
00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:57,707
Ooh!

334
00:30:57,833 --> 00:31:00,207
(CRIES OUT)

335
00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:07,332
O-o-oh!

336
00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:09,415
A-ah!

337
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,290
C'mon.

338
00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,665
Swallow it!

339
00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:24,624
I didn't get your asshole of a father
out of prison for nothing!

340
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:28,957
Swallow it, bitch!
Swallow up! Goddamn it!

341
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:41,665
(GROANS)

342
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,207
Sir, could I please have a candy
for the taste?

343
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,665
- Help yourself.
- Daisy, don't!

344
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,707
Shut up!

345
00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:05,582
Gross! This is salty.

346
00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:09,124
Back to work, office slut.

347
00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:13,290
Where's my lunch?
I'm fucking hungry.

348
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:19,207
Ah!

349
00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:32,040
Here's your lunch, Mr Boss.

350
00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:33,540
(SNIFFS)

351
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:36,540
Mm. Energy food.

352
00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:39,082
(SIGHS)

353
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,249
(WHIRRING)

354
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:56,832
Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong.

355
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:59,874
No, I've just been so busy.

356
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:09,290
Gesegnete Mahlzeit.

357
00:33:09,416 --> 00:33:13,249
I did talk to him about the hours.
He said that it's going to get better.

358
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:27,290
(SPLUTTERS)

359
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,707
Look...

360
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:40,582
We are positively in the papers.

361
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,957
"Craig Sinner executed

362
00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:50,249
"in George HW Bush
State Prison at 1am."

363
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:52,457
Did you get off last night?

364
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:56,290
Well, he called for Satan
before he died.

365
00:33:56,416 --> 00:34:03,290
Putting the cockroach gently to sleep
with a cissy needle.

366
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:10,124
Is that the way he killed the kid?

367
00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:14,707
No!

368
00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:22,540
Torture-castration
will be the final solution.

369
00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:25,040
No, it won't!

370
00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:33,374
Why is this shit on my desk?

371
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:38,665
Please, please, please, Bill,
will you just listen to my idea?

372
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:43,290
- Not when I'm eating my health food.
- (PHONE RINGS)

373
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:48,874
- What?
- 'Sir, prisoner 297's about to wake up.'

374
00:34:56,333 --> 00:35:00,290
The moment oftruth.

375
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,415
You white fuck!

376
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,832
(SCREAMING)

377
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:17,957
Crimson red.

378
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,290
Thoroughbred.

379
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:24,415
I'm still a red man, you fucker!
You white fuck!

380
00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:28,374
When I'm walking free,
I'm gonna stab in your eyes!

381
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:34,415
Time for the follow-up,
as I promised.

382
00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:39,040
- (CRACKS)
- Aaaagh!

383
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:41,665
(SOBBING) You...!

384
00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:54,624
(YELLS IN HEBREW)

385
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,374
Well, he's still a bit weak
from the incident,

386
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,957
but we've given him some morphine
to manage the pain.

387
00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:18,540
- I personally castrated him.
- Yes, we all are aware.

388
00:36:18,666 --> 00:36:24,249
And tomorrow, we'll start a fucking
mass castration, doing them all.

389
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,499
Thanks, doc, for fixing everything.

390
00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:41,499
I owe Mr Boss. This is the only hospital
that'll let me work without my licence.

391
00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:45,749
You'd better believe it.
Glad you appreciate it.

392
00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:01,249
Hey, man.

393
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:09,332
How do you feel?
Feel submissive, even thankful, I bet.

394
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:13,165
Agh!

395
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:18,582
You took them. That's OK.
I don't need them.

396
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,499
When I get loose,
I'm gonna find some barbed wire.

397
00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:27,790
And I'm gonna fuck you
in the ass with it.

398
00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:33,332
And then I'm gonna dig up your German
Nazi parents and fucking rape them, too.

399
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,540
Siegheil, motherfucker!

400
00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:42,624
See? I told you it wouldn't work.

401
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:47,374
Shut your filthy mouth!

402
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,665
(COUGHS)

403
00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:21,999
I'm not getting a heartbeat.

404
00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:25,665
- Resuscitate him, quickly!
- Can I have the crash cart over here?

405
00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:30,082
All right. Charging.

406
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:34,707
Everybody clear? Shocking now.

407
00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:42,374
Charging.

408
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:43,707
Shocking now.

409
00:38:46,083 --> 00:38:47,999
(PRISONER GASPS)

410
00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,749
I'll kill this creature twice!

411
00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:37,790
I do not accept this heat.

412
00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:48,249
I want you to watch these.

413
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:53,082
Oh, I've seen those.
They're really good.

414
00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,415
(SOBBING)

415
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,582
Where you been?

416
00:41:05,041 --> 00:41:10,165
I'm gonna shoot
all the malignant cocksuckers.

417
00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:12,290
Then you.

418
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:15,165
And then myself.

419
00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:19,749
What's the goddamn point of living

420
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:25,165
when even the castration
programme doesn't work

421
00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:27,790
and I get fired?

422
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:31,624
Seriously?

423
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:34,499
It's also my job
and my life on the line!

424
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:41,415
How dare you,
you ugly piece of mutant shit?

425
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,957
Talking to me like that!

426
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:47,124
I have been tryin' to tell you
for days now.

427
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:49,999
I have the answer
to all our problems.

428
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:54,249
We've got to make a human centipede
of our prisoners,

429
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:57,999
sewn ass-to-mouth,
sharing one digestive system.

430
00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:04,249
No more prison fights. No more assaults
on guards. No more disrespect.

431
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:08,540
They will literally be on their knees,
begging for your mercy.

432
00:42:08,666 --> 00:42:13,665
And it's the ultimate deterrent
for those considering a career in crime.

433
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:15,374
It's brilliant!

434
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:18,415
We don't gotta deal with their shit
no more.

435
00:42:18,541 --> 00:42:20,540
They just gotta deal with each other's.

436
00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:22,082
What?

437
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:27,749
That B-movie shit?

438
00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:34,624
- Impossible!
- No. It is possible.

439
00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:40,374
That's why I let Daisy make an appointment
with Mr Tom Six, creator ofthese films.

440
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:44,374
He claims that it's 100 percent
medically accurate.

441
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:52,040
The man is still in his potty stage,
a poop-infatuated toddler.

442
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:57,874
You call him now and tell him
I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker

443
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,374
about his poop fetish!

444
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,124
Fine, then! We'll get fired!

445
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:07,499
You are fired!

446
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:09,790
Right now!

447
00:43:09,916 --> 00:43:13,499
You know, Bill Boss,
I used to look up to you.

448
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:16,540
I used to idol-worship you.

449
00:43:16,666 --> 00:43:18,790
I worked ten years for you

450
00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:22,457
and I grew this stupid moustache
to look like you.

451
00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:29,415
But I know what you are.
You're a sadistic, vile asshole.

452
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:32,207
Get out of my face,

453
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:37,082
you malignant midget.

454
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:21,082
I just saved your fucking life!

455
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:40,332
Bleugh!

456
00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:45,457
(GROANS)

457
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,290
Aagh.

458
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:51,790
I...hate...

459
00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:56,457
human beings!

460
00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:06,915
(GLASS SMASHES)

461
00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:42,540
Black, chicken, slave niggers!

462
00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:48,832
Mother-fisting, baby-raping
Mexican lowlifes!

463
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:55,582
Me cago en la madre que te parió.

464
00:45:56,500 --> 00:46:01,957
Circumcised, ugly,
Jewish goat-fuckers!

465
00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:06,707
Pubic-hair-bearded
Islamic halal pigs!

466
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:11,790
Jesus-fucking, bleached-assholed,

467
00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:15,915
impotent, yellow-faced,

468
00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:19,374
narrow-eyed coons!

469
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,790
(ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK)

470
00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:11,082
Guards?

471
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,999
Dwight!

472
00:47:26,916 --> 00:47:29,832
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

473
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:34,290
How have you all
got out ofyour cells?

474
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:37,415
Go back to your cells immediately.

475
00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:43,374
I-I only follow orders.

476
00:47:44,916 --> 00:47:47,707
I just try and do my job.

477
00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:51,999
Please forgive me and let me go.

478
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:57,624
I'll pardon all ofyou.

479
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,415
No!

480
00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:04,374
I just let you go.

481
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:07,040
Immediately. You can go.

482
00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:12,582
Go!

483
00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:14,665
See your fucking...

484
00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:19,665
See your loved ones.

485
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:23,624
I have a heart problem.

486
00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:27,457
And diabetes mellitus.

487
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:36,915
Under stress, I could get a severe attack
that would kill me.

488
00:48:37,041 --> 00:48:38,332
Aagh!

489
00:48:40,541 --> 00:48:42,290
My heart!

490
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,624
(GROANS)

491
00:48:49,958 --> 00:48:52,540
Today is your day to be fucked,

492
00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:54,749
like the rest of us.

493
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:58,040
I'm not gonna do you
in your stinking ass.

494
00:48:58,833 --> 00:49:02,249
I'm gonna cut you a fresh hole
in your soft kidney tissue.

495
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,874
Belly down!

496
00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:09,040
(SCREAMS)

497
00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:10,707
Death-rape.

498
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:12,540
(SCREAMS)

499
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,790
(SOBBING)

500
00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:21,499
(CHANTING) Death-rape.
Death-rape. Death-rape.

501
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:24,207
(SCREAMING)

502
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,957
(SQUELCHING)

503
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,665
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

504
00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:38,290
- This shit feels good.
- Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!

505
00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:41,707
(SCREAMING)

506
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:43,790
Like that, Daddy?

507
00:49:43,916 --> 00:49:45,957
Oh, yeah. Ooh!

508
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:49,790
Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
Death-rape! Death-rape!

509
00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:52,040
(SCREAMING)

510
00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:56,332
Death-rape! Death-rape!
Death-rape!

511
00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:59,124
Don't move. Here it comes.

512
00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:05,332
Oh, fuck!

513
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,207
(GROANS)

514
00:50:22,791 --> 00:50:24,165
Mm!

515
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,957
(PHONE RINGS)

516
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:55,915
What?

517
00:50:56,041 --> 00:50:58,749
'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate.'

518
00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:00,749
Send him in.

519
00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:16,082
Dwight!

520
00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:30,707
Didn't I fire you?

521
00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:32,874
I'm gonna give you one last chance.

522
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,207
Ifyou don't like what you hear,
then I'll quit myself.

523
00:51:39,791 --> 00:51:41,207
Uh-huh?

524
00:51:44,041 --> 00:51:47,832
Mr Tom Six. It's so great to meet you.
My name's Daisy.

525
00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:50,499
I was wondering ifyou could sign
an autograph for me.

526
00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:52,624
- Sure, babe.
- Thank you.

527
00:51:53,791 --> 00:51:56,707
- You're even more handsome in person.
- Thanks.

528
00:51:58,708 --> 00:52:00,790
Let me show you in.

529
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:04,499
Gentlemen, Mr Tom Six.

530
00:52:06,333 --> 00:52:10,540
- Ah, Mr Six, it's nice to meet you.
- Hello, sir.

531
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:13,832
My name's Dwight Butler
and this is my boss, Mr Bill Boss.

532
00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:15,415
Sir.

533
00:52:15,541 --> 00:52:17,665
Please, take a seat.

534
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:23,999
First of all, Mr Six, I'd like to say
congratulations on your movies.

535
00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:26,457
They've become a cultural meme.

536
00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:31,207
I mean there's the South Park episode,
the Human Centipad,

537
00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:36,207
and then there's the LA porn parody
and the cat toys...

538
00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:42,249
I don't have the time
for this... fan shit-shat.

539
00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:49,124
Well, I'm sorry I'm late.

540
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:55,749
Prisoner 297 had a heart attack
and I had to resuscitate him again.

541
00:52:57,416 --> 00:53:00,124
But...he's stable now.

542
00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:04,874
Mr Six, this is a big pleasure
cos I'm a big fan.

543
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,749
Thank you, sir.

544
00:53:08,791 --> 00:53:10,790
We're gathered here today

545
00:53:10,916 --> 00:53:15,790
to investigate the possibility of applying
Mr Six's human centipede idea

546
00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:18,082
to our prison.

547
00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:21,082
I mean, is it 100 percent
medically accurate?

548
00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:26,832
This is...my desk!

549
00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,499
In my headquarters,

550
00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:32,915
at my penitentiary!

551
00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:38,582
Wake up! We are not in a movie,
playing some idiots.

552
00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:40,999
It is 100 percent medically accurate.

553
00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:43,707
I consulted a real surgeon
in Amsterdam.

554
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:46,332
He made a very detailed
operation report for me,

555
00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:49,540
and he said he could make
a human centipede in his hospital.

556
00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:53,665
I brought the operation report
and the drawings.

557
00:53:55,708 --> 00:53:57,874
Maybe you can have a look at that?

558
00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:09,582
(EXHALES)

559
00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:12,290
- OK...
- What do you think, doc?

560
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:16,249
Well, from what I see here,
uh, it looks...

561
00:54:17,125 --> 00:54:18,874
..medically accurate.

562
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,582
Are you sure?

563
00:54:20,708 --> 00:54:23,582
You would have to give
anti-rejection medication

564
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:28,665
and there's always the risk of infection
during the healing process, but, um...

565
00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:34,832
- Yeah. I'm sure.
- But what about the excreta?

566
00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:38,832
Well, the faeces wouldn't be
contaminated by outside bacteria,

567
00:54:38,958 --> 00:54:42,207
because it would be going from
one digestive tract to another,

568
00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:46,957
so it wouldn't be harmful, but there
wouldn't be much nutritional value.

569
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:52,707
On the other hand, ifyou gave
a series of injections offluids

570
00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:55,540
with plenty ofvitamins and minerals,

571
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:59,165
I don't see why someone couldn't
survive a lifetime in this position.

572
00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:02,457
Ah, gentlemen.

573
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:11,624
This is a historical moment.

574
00:55:12,708 --> 00:55:17,499
This is beyond mediaeval torture,

575
00:55:17,625 --> 00:55:20,624
beyond castration!

576
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:25,165
The ultimate correction, nationwide.

577
00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:31,249
We have business on hand, gentlemen.

578
00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,707
- We start immediately.
- DWIGHT: No!

579
00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:37,249
The surgery can't be done
like in Tom Six's movies.

580
00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:41,165
We have to take into account ofthe fact
that at the end oftheir sentence,

581
00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:44,540
the prisoners have to be released
without being mutilated.

582
00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:48,290
So, I've been thinking about this.

583
00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:52,749
What we have is,
instead ofthe pulling ofthe teeth,

584
00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:57,749
we have a gastrointestinal bite-ring
that holds the mouth open,

585
00:55:57,875 --> 00:56:01,249
so they can't stop the faeces
from coming into their system.

586
00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:05,415
Instead ofthe cutting
ofthe knee ligaments,

587
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:10,457
we simply inject to induce
temporary paralysis in that joint.

588
00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:16,082
Then to attach the head to the buttocks
ofthe person in front,

589
00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:19,082
we have a system of leather straps

590
00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:24,332
which can be adjusted, pulled in tight,
then undone for when we release.

591
00:56:24,458 --> 00:56:28,624
At the end oftheir sentence
and taken out ofthe centipede,

592
00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:32,374
there's only a slight scar
round their mouth and anus.

593
00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:41,540
Well, doctor, what do you think?
Is it possible?

594
00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:44,707
Very clever, Mr Butler.

595
00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:50,582
But this, all ofthis, is beginning
to be in serious conflict

596
00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:53,082
with my Hippocratic oath.

597
00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:58,499
If I back out ofthis,
I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?

598
00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:02,332
Very clever thinking, Mr Jones.

599
00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:04,999
My original idea
for The Human Centipede films

600
00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:09,124
was sewing a child molester's mouth
to the anus of a fat truck driver,

601
00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:11,165
as a punishment, so I love this.

602
00:57:11,291 --> 00:57:17,707
I just got an even better idea for our
life-time trash and death-row scum,

603
00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:22,665
but I'll talk to my loyal doctor first.

604
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:27,415
Gentlemen, you may use my human
centipede idea, but on one condition.

605
00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:31,582
I've witnessed all the fake
Latex stuff on my movie sets.

606
00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:36,749
Now, I insist on attending one
ofyour real mouth-to-anus operations.

607
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:45,749
Deal. I'll put you in charge
ofthe whole operation, doctor.

608
00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:55,249
Soon you'll lead surgical teams
all over the States.

609
00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:58,457
Fantastic.

610
00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:03,082
We're going to need
a much bigger surgical team.

611
00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:05,957
We have to run blood work
on all the prisoners,

612
00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:08,874
test their stool samples
for parasites...

613
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,207
Whatever you need, doc.

614
00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:17,624
I've another brilliant idea.

615
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:26,165
We show the cockroaches the two
Human Centipede films back-to-back

616
00:58:26,291 --> 00:58:29,665
at their monthly film night.

617
00:58:30,625 --> 00:58:32,332
And then...

618
00:58:33,583 --> 00:58:36,790
..I'll announce them their fate.

619
00:58:37,583 --> 00:58:40,040
The prisoners will tear this place apart.

620
00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:44,207
We have to do this without
the full knowledge of our clientele.

621
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:48,749
Shut up, pooper.

622
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:56,374
'How dare you
turn your back on me?

623
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,665
'I'll give you something!'

624
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,540
(PRISONERS GROANS)

625
00:59:14,958 --> 00:59:17,165
Yo! What the fuck is this?

626
00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:24,790
This trash occupies a world
where the stars don't shine.

627
00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:29,874
'Swallow it, bitch!

628
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,665
- 'Swallow!'
- (PRISONERS GROANS)

629
00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:35,249
(SPEAKS IN ARABIC)

630
00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:41,874
(LAUGHS) What the fuck?

631
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,249
(PRISONERS GROANS)

632
00:59:52,208 --> 00:59:54,165
(GROANS)

633
00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:58,665
Oh, man!

634
01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:07,582
These films risk causing harm.
They should be banned!

635
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:08,874
Ha!

636
01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,624
Turn that shit off!

637
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:17,957
(UPROAR)

638
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:36,665
Hey, cockroaches.

639
01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:39,249
Did you like these films?

640
01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:49,040
I handpicked them for you
as an instructional and mental training.

641
01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:54,915
The world's first human prison-centipede

642
01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:57,415
will finally teach you...

643
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:04,165
..how to become humans.

644
01:01:04,291 --> 01:01:06,290
I don't think this is a very good idea.

645
01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:08,249
Literally,

646
01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:13,540
on your fucking hands and knees.

647
01:01:15,416 --> 01:01:23,832
Your ugly pussy mouths
sewn to an unwiped asshole,

648
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:29,707
feeding offthe diarrhoea
from your fellow inmate.

649
01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:33,499
I can't wait

650
01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:36,165
to see...

651
01:01:37,833 --> 01:01:43,540
..your pure agony!

652
01:01:50,375 --> 01:01:52,207
- (ALARM BLARES)
- Help!

653
01:01:53,625 --> 01:02:00,290
Help!

654
01:02:20,791 --> 01:02:22,624
What's going on?

655
01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:24,499
Fuck off!

656
01:02:35,416 --> 01:02:37,290
Bill Boss is in there.

657
01:02:37,416 --> 01:02:41,040
I have nothing to do with it.
I swear to God.

658
01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:47,957
Special forces, immediately!

659
01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:12,832
Break the fucking door!

660
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:32,124
(GUNFIRE)

661
01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:37,540
Get back.

662
01:03:44,541 --> 01:03:46,540
(HELICOPTER IN DISTANCE)

663
01:03:57,416 --> 01:03:58,915
Bill!

664
01:04:00,375 --> 01:04:02,332
Here.

665
01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:03,749
I'm here.

666
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:06,249
Where are you?

667
01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:08,540
Here.

668
01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:13,457
Over here. I need help.

669
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:20,249
Thank God! I just couldn't find you.

670
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,999
The situation's under control now.

671
01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:28,915
But they...
they really hurt Daisy.

672
01:04:30,916 --> 01:04:33,624
Can't you see I'm hurt?

673
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:41,499
Get the medical team for me!
Hurry up!

674
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:50,124
It's an emergency!

675
01:05:01,666 --> 01:05:08,374
Now it's hell on earth!

676
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:10,415
Do you hear me,

677
01:05:12,333 --> 01:05:14,499
scum?

678
01:05:14,625 --> 01:05:21,915
All the animals!

679
01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:26,832
Ahhh.

680
01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:32,290
The silence ofthe lambs.

681
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:36,707
Sedation rifle!

682
01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:48,582
Fuck!

683
01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:56,957
- No worries, it's only a sedation rifle.
- (PRISONER SCREAMS)

684
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:58,290
(GUNSHOT)

685
01:05:58,416 --> 01:05:59,832
(THUDS)

686
01:06:08,416 --> 01:06:11,165
(GUNSHOTS)

687
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,957
(PRISONERS SCREAMING)

688
01:06:21,666 --> 01:06:23,457
No!

689
01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:25,290
(GUNSHOT)

690
01:06:26,458 --> 01:06:28,165
PRISONER: Fuck you!

691
01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:35,374
(GUNSHOT)

692
01:06:40,791 --> 01:06:41,999
Gentlemen,

693
01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:45,665
unleash...

694
01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:55,415
..hell!

695
01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:01,540
(BUZZER)

696
01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:06,749
Uh.

697
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:15,165
Their submissiveness

698
01:07:15,291 --> 01:07:18,999
gives me a huge erection.

699
01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:25,332
Death-rape. Death-rape.

700
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:27,915
Rape, rape, rape.

701
01:07:28,041 --> 01:07:30,415
Eyes for eyes.

702
01:07:30,541 --> 01:07:32,749
Teeth for teeth.

703
01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:37,249
Get the fucking scum
on their fucking knees.

704
01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:41,749
On your fucking knees,
on your fucking, fucking knees.

705
01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:45,874
Get the fucking scum
on their fucking knees.

706
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,457
On their fucking, fucking,
fucking, fucking knees.

707
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:56,665
I'll explain

708
01:07:56,791 --> 01:08:00,374
the spectacular operation only once.

709
01:08:01,666 --> 01:08:05,707
We start with injections into the li...

710
01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:07,832
Ligamenta patellae.

711
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:10,915
..ligamenta patellae,

712
01:08:11,041 --> 01:08:14,707
paralysing the ligaments
ofyour kneecaps,

713
01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:20,332
so knee extension is
no longer possible.

714
01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:25,540
Your lips and anuses are cut circular

715
01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:29,665
along the border between skin
and mucosa, the muc...

716
01:08:29,791 --> 01:08:31,624
Mucous-cutaneous.

717
01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,624
..mucous-cutaneous zone.

718
01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:42,540
Then, we combine those circular mucosa
and skin parts of anus and mouth,

719
01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:46,790
creating a human centipede,

720
01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:51,707
connected via your gastric systems.

721
01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:53,207
Gentlemen...

722
01:08:54,541 --> 01:08:57,290
..put them to sleep.

723
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:12,540
By the way, what are your plans for the
life-sentence and death-row prisoners?

724
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,207
Wait and wonder, peepheart.

725
01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:27,582
- How's it going, doc?
- Right on schedule.

726
01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:30,249
Five surgical teams
working round the clock.

727
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:34,332
Those teams creating centipede
segments ofthree prisoners each,

728
01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:37,290
which are then taken outside
to the hospital tents.

729
01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:43,165
And then, they are sewn into the final
larger human centipede chain.

730
01:09:44,166 --> 01:09:46,040
Marvellous, doc.

731
01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,624
Since I have you here...

732
01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:55,207
What do you want to do with this prisoner?
He has Crohn's disease.

733
01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:59,499
- (BREAKS WIND)
- What the fuck is Crohn's disease?

734
01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:02,124
It's an inflammatory bowel disorder.

735
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,374
The prisoner has constant diarrhoea.

736
01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,707
Who'll kiss his ass?

737
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:14,915
Our awesome...

738
01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:18,540
..tattoo wasp.

739
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:24,915
The white anal Saxon prostitute.

740
01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:27,749
Please?

741
01:10:29,083 --> 01:10:31,999
Once more chance, please!

742
01:10:32,125 --> 01:10:35,165
Don't sew me into a human centipede,
I beg you.

743
01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:37,499
Yeah, yeah.

744
01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:39,457
Your whining...

745
01:10:40,583 --> 01:10:43,499
..makes my dick even harder.

746
01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:52,249
Revenge is so sweet.

747
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:58,082
Take it into your sleep.

748
01:10:58,208 --> 01:11:00,290
We have another problem at hand.

749
01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:22,082
That's fucking gross!

750
01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:24,332
I have a stoma.

751
01:11:24,458 --> 01:11:26,540
And you have a problem.

752
01:11:26,666 --> 01:11:28,874
(CHUCKLES) Thank God!

753
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,207
Gracias a la virgin Maria.

754
01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:35,832
Now I finally discovered why
they blessed me with a lifetime stoma.

755
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,290
(LAUGHS)

756
01:11:37,416 --> 01:11:39,749
(MIMICS LAUGHTER)

757
01:11:39,875 --> 01:11:42,332
This guy is repulsive.

758
01:11:43,083 --> 01:11:47,082
Maybe it's a fake.
With Mexicans, you never know.

759
01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:51,415
(PRISONER SOBS)

760
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,374
(RETCHING) No fake!

761
01:11:55,250 --> 01:12:01,332
- No way to integrate him, doc?
- His rectum is sewn shut. No.

762
01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:05,957
Finish him off, then.

763
01:12:06,083 --> 01:12:08,249
I'm sorry.

764
01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:13,165
But I have cooperated with you
and I will continue to cooperate,

765
01:12:13,291 --> 01:12:16,415
but I will not just kill prisoners.

766
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,707
Jesus Christ!

767
01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:23,415
Chicken shit!

768
01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:25,207
Excuse me.

769
01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:27,540
I have work to do.

770
01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:29,665
(PRISONER SOBBING)

771
01:12:32,541 --> 01:12:35,749
My friend, you don't match.

772
01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:38,374
- Have to kill you.
- (SOBBING)

773
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:42,040
Take it fucking personally!

774
01:12:43,916 --> 01:12:44,915
(GUNSHOT)

775
01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:48,665
Ooh.

776
01:12:50,541 --> 01:12:52,457
Eugh!

777
01:12:54,166 --> 01:12:56,124
Take my gun.

778
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:03,124
Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.

779
01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:08,040
If I sniffthe tiniest stink,
you'll suck a bullet out of it.

780
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:14,915
And what do you want to do with him?

781
01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:17,874
I'm sick and tired ofyour vegetables.

782
01:13:18,833 --> 01:13:20,915
(SCREAMS)

783
01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:31,915
What the fuck?

784
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:35,290
Please, can we
go and see Daisy now?

785
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:46,457
Just look at her, she's the only beautiful
and sweet thing about this place.

786
01:13:46,583 --> 01:13:49,290
I think she should be treated
in a regular hospital.

787
01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:50,832
No.

788
01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:54,790
I want my cocksucker close.

789
01:13:54,916 --> 01:13:57,457
Beaten-up women

790
01:13:57,583 --> 01:13:59,832
make me so horny!

791
01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:04,082
Please, Bill, don't.

792
01:14:04,833 --> 01:14:07,290
Jesus Christ!

793
01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,165
I beg you.

794
01:14:11,416 --> 01:14:13,124
I...

795
01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,999
I love her.

796
01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:20,207
Even the corpse of a spastic
would turn you down. Fuck off.

797
01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:23,332
(BOSS GROANS)

798
01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:39,999
(GROANING)

799
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:45,707
I'll make you squirt, even in a coma.

800
01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:02,249
- All right, we're all done.
- Good job.

801
01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:33,124
I want you to make sure

802
01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:38,582
that the world premiere
ofthe first human prison-centipede

803
01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:42,915
is guaranteed to take place

804
01:15:43,041 --> 01:15:50,040
the moment our communist Governor
appears at the gate to destroy us.

805
01:15:50,166 --> 01:15:55,915
Well, there's only 16 more prisoners
left to undergo the procedure.

806
01:15:56,041 --> 01:16:01,540
After that, the human prison-centipede
will be finally complete,

807
01:16:01,666 --> 01:16:03,832
on time and under budget.

808
01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:06,790
They did their magic.

809
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,290
(SNIFFS)

810
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,457
Thank God for Africa.

811
01:16:13,791 --> 01:16:18,040
Thank God for female circumcision.

812
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,374
Private rehearsal.

813
01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:40,207
Let's hear what our zombie Governor
will have to say.

814
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:06,665
May I offer you a genuine
Dominican Republic cigar?

815
01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:12,457
I only smoke Cuban cigars,
best in the world.

816
01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:15,124
No. Just kidding.

817
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:24,540
After having seen the miracle
ofthe first human prison-centipede,

818
01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:29,915
I'll never again touch a communistic cigar
from Cuba,

819
01:17:30,041 --> 01:17:35,249
because you, Sir William Boss,

820
01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:38,707
you are the new American hero.

821
01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:44,249
You're in the hall offame
with George Patton,

822
01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:47,999
Neil Armstrong and Muhammad Ali.

823
01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:50,749
Thanks to you,

824
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:57,332
our glorious nation will be the example
to the world again,

825
01:17:57,458 --> 01:18:04,124
a proud safe nation,
with hardly any crime.

826
01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:10,374
Your idea, Sir William,
is of absolute genius.

827
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:14,624
You will be honoured, personally,

828
01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:19,415
by the President
ofthe United States of America.

829
01:18:20,458 --> 01:18:23,082
- (WHISLTES NATIONAL ANTHEM)
- Actually...

830
01:18:23,208 --> 01:18:26,582
it was my accountant,
Mr Dwight Butler.

831
01:18:26,708 --> 01:18:29,249
It was his brilliant idea.

832
01:18:29,375 --> 01:18:31,374
Oh, ja.

833
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,332
You did it.

834
01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:45,582
You fucking, fucking did it.

835
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:51,165
(HORN HONKS)

836
01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,540
(PHONE RINGS)

837
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:58,124
(LAUGHS)

838
01:18:58,250 --> 01:19:02,582
Mr President!
It's me, William Boss. Call me Bill.

839
01:19:02,708 --> 01:19:05,832
'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate.

840
01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:08,415
'Sir?'

841
01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,707
- 'Sir?'
- What?

842
01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:14,457
'Sir?'

843
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:25,290
Oh, man! I'm so excited to see
the real mouth-to-ass operation.

844
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:29,499
Prove all the sceptics wrong.
It is 100 percent medically accurate.

845
01:19:29,625 --> 01:19:32,707
I'm gonna be so rich and famous.

846
01:19:37,791 --> 01:19:40,582
You owe me big time, mister!

847
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,832
I'm already eating my own shit!

848
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:56,374
I wanna be
in the prison human centipede.

849
01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:58,374
Ha!

850
01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:02,499
Wait, can't we use him
in the media conference?

851
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,165
(GUNSHOT)

852
01:20:10,416 --> 01:20:17,582
I don't want anyone liking this!

853
01:20:19,125 --> 01:20:21,749
Oh, man! This is so wrong.

854
01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:23,207
Come on.

855
01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:50,332
- Wash, please.
- Wash.

856
01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,207
(CHUCKLES) Ja!

857
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:06,665
Marker.

858
01:21:06,791 --> 01:21:08,082
Marker!

859
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:11,874
Ja.

860
01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:28,415
My hands are shaking
with excitement.

861
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:32,290
What about you, Six?
Having a hard-on?

862
01:21:33,166 --> 01:21:35,332
(BOSS CACKLES)

863
01:21:36,416 --> 01:21:38,457
Look at this.

864
01:21:46,458 --> 01:21:48,540
Oh. Yeah.

865
01:21:48,666 --> 01:21:50,124
Oh. Yeah!

866
01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:54,082
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

867
01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:56,249
(LAUGHS)

868
01:21:57,208 --> 01:22:03,040
Six, I'm gonna show you
some human centipede improvement,

869
01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:05,040
copyright Bill Boss.

870
01:22:05,166 --> 01:22:07,624
- Follow me.
- (MACHINE BEEPING)

871
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:11,249
Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing!

872
01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:40,915
Wha...

873
01:22:50,416 --> 01:22:54,249
- What a poor pussy, huh?
- What in hell is this?

874
01:22:56,041 --> 01:22:59,665
Wait and see, Dwighty.

875
01:23:01,666 --> 01:23:04,540
Wait and wonder.

876
01:23:04,666 --> 01:23:06,832
Wait and see.

877
01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:12,957
♪ Mr Dwighty!

878
01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:15,415
♪Wait and wonder

879
01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:17,665
♪Wait and see

880
01:23:17,791 --> 01:23:20,249
♪ Mr Dwighty! ♪

881
01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:30,124
(BOSS LAUGHING)

882
01:23:32,791 --> 01:23:34,040
No.

883
01:23:35,041 --> 01:23:38,790
120 to 80.

884
01:23:38,916 --> 01:23:40,915
Perfect!

885
01:23:44,666 --> 01:23:46,707
The 'pede looks perfect!

886
01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:49,415
The last few prisoners
have just been attached.

887
01:23:49,541 --> 01:23:53,082
Although the wounds are still fresh,
you get the idea.

888
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,374
- Perfect!
- (PHONE RINGS)

889
01:23:57,958 --> 01:24:01,249
- What?
- 'Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way.'

890
01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:02,874
Perfect!

891
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,665
We are ready for the cunt!

892
01:24:11,083 --> 01:24:13,165
Dwight, I repeat,

893
01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:18,374
you are really the cunt!

894
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:19,790
Hello, sir.

895
01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:51,957
Why do you two assholes...

896
01:24:53,208 --> 01:24:56,207
..look so pleased with yourselves?

897
01:24:57,083 --> 01:25:00,624
The both ofyou are fucking fired.

898
01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:03,415
I should've done it years ago.

899
01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:07,332
All problems are history, sir.

900
01:25:07,458 --> 01:25:12,165
I took your advice.
I've learned from your strong personality.

901
01:25:12,291 --> 01:25:15,790
You are the ultimate leader.
You are my role model.

902
01:25:15,916 --> 01:25:20,499
Now the prisoners are like
obedient slaves,

903
01:25:20,625 --> 01:25:22,582
begging for mercy.

904
01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:25,374
I got them down on their knees.

905
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,915
Literally!

906
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:34,707
Your last visit inspired me
to such an extent.

907
01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:37,707
A brilliant idea!

908
01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:46,207
I'll show you the result that
tells more than a thousand words.

909
01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:49,457
The last ones have just been attached.

910
01:25:51,750 --> 01:25:54,999
So it is...show time!

911
01:25:55,916 --> 01:25:59,707
"Attached"?

912
01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:02,749
A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D? "Attached"?

913
01:26:02,875 --> 01:26:05,499
- Yes, sir.
- What does that mean?

914
01:26:06,791 --> 01:26:08,457
Wait and see.

915
01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:11,915
You talk so much shit
your ass must get jealous.

916
01:26:12,041 --> 01:26:13,499
(LAUGHS)

917
01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:16,332
Great, Governor, I love that.

918
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,915
What the hell is this?

919
01:26:46,041 --> 01:26:48,832
BOSS: Ah!

920
01:26:48,958 --> 01:26:52,957
The black panther made it to the lead!

921
01:26:54,291 --> 01:26:59,665
This burger-killer is feeding the whole
humanitarian system behind him.

922
01:26:59,791 --> 01:27:03,415
Don't cry. Tomorrow you will get
your hamburgers.

923
01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:05,707
(LAUGHS)

924
01:27:05,833 --> 01:27:09,582
- Why?
- Because he loves junk food.

925
01:27:09,708 --> 01:27:12,040
No. No, I don't mean that.
I mean, wh...

926
01:27:13,875 --> 01:27:16,957
- What is this?
- (MUFFLED MOANING)

927
01:27:17,083 --> 01:27:18,332
Dwight!

928
01:27:19,250 --> 01:27:21,915
Tell the Governor my vision.

929
01:27:22,041 --> 01:27:27,624
And this black whiner here
has to become a middle piece!

930
01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:30,124
Fuck!

931
01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:35,082
Well, sir, more than $50 billion a year
are spent on corrections,

932
01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:38,290
yet more than four in ten offenders
nationwide

933
01:27:38,416 --> 01:27:41,707
return to prison within three years
oftheir release.

934
01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:45,457
This despite a massive increase
in state expenditure.

935
01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:47,207
Aagh! Shit!

936
01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:49,332
DWIGHT: But not any more.

937
01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:54,124
This human prison-centipede
will reduce crime dramatically.

938
01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:59,749
It will be a deterrent to anyone
considering a career in crime.

939
01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:02,249
And no more recidivism.

940
01:28:02,375 --> 01:28:04,332
(MUFFLED CRIES)

941
01:28:05,375 --> 01:28:09,832
Feed him!

942
01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:13,915
Digestion in progress.

943
01:28:14,041 --> 01:28:15,582
Hahaha!

944
01:28:15,708 --> 01:28:18,249
No, it's not halal.

945
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:20,374
It's not kosher.

946
01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:24,624
A Jew behind a Muslim.
A Muslim behind a Jew.

947
01:28:24,750 --> 01:28:28,415
A Republican behind a Mexican.

948
01:28:28,541 --> 01:28:31,290
- A Crip behind a Blood.
- (MOANING AND SLURPING)

949
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,665
Peace on earth.

950
01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:37,040
Goodwill to men.

951
01:28:37,875 --> 01:28:39,790
Oh, my God!

952
01:28:41,125 --> 01:28:43,290
(SLURPING AND GURGLING)

953
01:28:43,416 --> 01:28:45,374
This is too much.

954
01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:49,249
(MUFFLED MOANS)

955
01:29:03,666 --> 01:29:05,790
Bill Boss?

956
01:29:05,916 --> 01:29:07,957
Isn't that your secretary?

957
01:29:09,125 --> 01:29:11,665
(MUFFLED SOBS)

958
01:29:13,291 --> 01:29:15,249
Oh! Haha! Ja!

959
01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:17,915
Er...ja. That's, er...

960
01:29:18,041 --> 01:29:20,957
..only a short, er...

961
01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:24,499
..gender test! Haha!

962
01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:26,540
Come on, sir.

963
01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:28,874
(DAISY SOBS)

964
01:29:35,458 --> 01:29:36,957
Dwight!

965
01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:43,749
Tell our beloved Governor
about the money savings.

966
01:29:44,958 --> 01:29:47,665
The savings would be in their billions.

967
01:29:47,791 --> 01:29:52,124
We can make savings
on prison staff, food and drink.

968
01:29:52,250 --> 01:29:55,124
And books and television, housing.

969
01:29:55,250 --> 01:29:57,874
Heck, we don't even need
fences no more.

970
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:02,540
We can even save more money
if we attach them in a circle,

971
01:30:02,666 --> 01:30:07,082
like a perpetual mobile,
faeces going round and round.

972
01:30:07,208 --> 01:30:09,499
Food isn't needed any more,

973
01:30:09,625 --> 01:30:14,832
only cheap liquids
and vitamin injections.

974
01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:18,332
That money could be spent
on schools and hospitals

975
01:30:18,458 --> 01:30:22,165
and nursing homes
and road improvements,

976
01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:23,957
whatever you want.

977
01:30:24,083 --> 01:30:26,749
And the tax-payers,
they'll love you for it.

978
01:30:26,875 --> 01:30:28,749
(SQUELCHING)

979
01:30:36,708 --> 01:30:39,957
This anus is not very clean.

980
01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:43,915
I want perfection in my penitentiary.

981
01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:47,999
Inmates shall feel well and clean,
understand?

982
01:30:48,125 --> 01:30:51,082
- Wipe it.
- (BREAKS WIND)

983
01:30:51,208 --> 01:30:53,499
- I apologise.
- Oh! Oh!

984
01:30:53,625 --> 01:30:58,207
In the beginning,
things are not always perfect.

985
01:30:58,333 --> 01:31:02,332
Please follow me
for another interesting insight.

986
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,374
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah...

987
01:31:08,416 --> 01:31:11,915
♪Ta ta-ta-ta-ta... ♪

988
01:31:16,666 --> 01:31:20,415
The human caterpillar!

989
01:31:20,541 --> 01:31:23,957
For all the lifetime convicts

990
01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:27,665
and our friends on death row.

991
01:31:27,791 --> 01:31:32,790
Now, is that a deterrent, too?

992
01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:41,874
(WHISPERING PRAYERS)

993
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:51,124
This man has just finished
his sentence

994
01:31:51,250 --> 01:31:55,165
and already checked out
ofthe centipede chain,

995
01:31:55,291 --> 01:31:57,290
ready to go home!

996
01:32:01,125 --> 01:32:07,957
All what is left, a few little scars
round his mouth and anus.

997
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:12,040
Another big advantage.

998
01:32:12,166 --> 01:32:17,249
Because other people can see,
by these little stigmas,

999
01:32:17,375 --> 01:32:21,540
that he was integrated
in a prison-centipede.

1000
01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:25,124
Another huge deterrent, right?

1001
01:32:25,791 --> 01:32:26,915
Ha!

1002
01:32:28,041 --> 01:32:29,749
How are you doing?

1003
01:32:29,875 --> 01:32:32,207
(SPEAKS IN ARABIC)

1004
01:32:47,166 --> 01:32:49,499
Good luck, my friend.

1005
01:32:52,916 --> 01:32:54,915
Stay clean.

1006
01:32:56,708 --> 01:32:59,707
You see? It really works.

1007
01:32:59,833 --> 01:33:01,540
(DOOR SLAMS)

1008
01:33:01,666 --> 01:33:03,582
What do you think, sir?

1009
01:33:05,416 --> 01:33:07,749
This...

1010
01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:10,165
This is a violation of human rights.

1011
01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:14,249
It's certainly a violation of
federal ethics. Oh, God! I am fucked!

1012
01:33:14,375 --> 01:33:17,707
You insane freaks should get
the death penalty for this.

1013
01:33:20,208 --> 01:33:23,624
Sir, you are dead right.

1014
01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:26,165
- No, no.
- But, in fact, it was...

1015
01:33:26,291 --> 01:33:29,540
- No, this is too much.
- Mr But...

1016
01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,790
This is too much!

1017
01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:38,540
You got the wrong man!

1018
01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:41,999
Fuck!

1019
01:34:58,583 --> 01:35:00,207
Please don't.

1020
01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:04,082
What an epic,

1021
01:35:04,208 --> 01:35:06,457
glorious moment, huh?

1022
01:35:06,583 --> 01:35:11,332
When do you think we can start
the national surgical campaign?

1023
01:35:11,458 --> 01:35:14,249
Cos I am so fucking ready!

1024
01:35:16,916 --> 01:35:18,915
What is the matter?

1025
01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:55,915
(GUNSHOT)

1026
01:36:51,791 --> 01:36:53,040
Gentlemen...

1027
01:36:54,625 --> 01:36:57,249
This is exactly what America needs.

1028
01:37:00,708 --> 01:37:03,124
This may even get me elected President.

1029
01:37:03,250 --> 01:37:05,874
You've convinced me. It's genius.

1030
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:11,957
Don't change a goddamn thing.

1031
01:37:12,083 --> 01:37:16,624
My pals in DC, they won't believe
their near-sighted eyeballs.

1032
01:37:16,750 --> 01:37:18,707
(CHUCKLES)

1033
01:37:29,083 --> 01:37:31,874
Yep, my idea.

1034
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:33,332
Mm.

1035
01:37:34,916 --> 01:37:37,457
Absolutely right, Dwight.

1036
01:37:41,375 --> 01:37:43,957
You're, indeed, a genius.

1037
01:37:44,083 --> 01:37:46,624
You came up with the idea.

1038
01:37:49,666 --> 01:37:52,624
You deserve every credit.

1039
01:37:53,791 --> 01:37:56,207
Give me a hug, Dwighty.

1040
01:38:51,791 --> 01:38:53,790
(BOSS ROAR)

1041
01:38:57,500 --> 01:38:59,499
(MUSIC PLAYS)

1042
01:39:25,458 --> 01:39:27,457
(ROARING CONTINUES)

1043
01:39:28,459 --> 01:40:00,500
Improved By: Fidel33