1 00:00:08,595 --> 00:00:14,417 When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots... 2 00:00:17,645 --> 00:00:20,242 all jumbled and disconnected. 3 00:00:27,836 --> 00:00:30,040 It was pretty disorienting. 4 00:01:24,769 --> 00:01:27,970 What the fuck are you doing? I'm straight. 5 00:01:29,049 --> 00:01:32,649 - That is so hot when guys say that! - No, I'm serious, dude. 6 00:01:32,673 --> 00:01:37,007 Oh really? It's too bad. 'Cos I'm amazing. 7 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:43,006 I don't like to brag, but I can suck the engine block to the tail pipe of the '58 Chevy. 8 00:01:43,091 --> 00:01:46,953 - Really? - Yeah, talking 'bout the big ones with the 380s. 9 00:01:47,882 --> 00:01:53,543 - Oh. So you know cars, yeah? - And beer. 10 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:58,784 See, unlike with women, if you can crack one open right after... Hell! You can have one during. 11 00:01:58,808 --> 00:02:03,897 It'll just be a little fun between buddies, you know. And you'll never have to call me. 12 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:08,324 Till you're up for another round, that is. 13 00:02:40,772 --> 00:02:49,970 - You're not worried about Elizabeth coming in? - Elizabeth? My roommate is Julie. 14 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:58,936 - I'm here for a date with Elizabeth. - Elizabeth is 243D, as in 'down the walk'. 15 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:09,933 This is 243B. As in 'Blowjob'. You're not StraightCurious from AOL? 16 00:03:10,392 --> 00:03:15,276 - No. - Not again. 17 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:22,746 - Oh, shut up! You're so lying to me. - Ah-ah! Check the journal! Look. 18 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:30,887 - September 20th. Oh my God! That is so funny! - So maybe you should write a song about that. 19 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:34,223 I can't believe you're almost done with your demo and you haven't written a song about your best friend. 20 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,489 Yeah, I can't believe that the tree falls in the forest that wouldn't have something to do with you. 21 00:03:37,513 --> 00:03:43,043 - Hey J., Martinis, vodka or gin? - Gin, and you, you can tell that friend of yours to go fuck himself. 22 00:03:43,043 --> 00:03:46,461 You know, I only have one friend who can actually do that, and I doubt you've met. 23 00:03:46,485 --> 00:03:49,344 I mean the bass player. We were just supposed to lay down some tracks... 24 00:03:49,345 --> 00:03:52,204 by the second song it was like my bra had grown hands. 25 00:03:52,219 --> 00:03:53,873 Excuse me, wannabees, order up. 26 00:03:53,873 --> 00:03:59,346 - One callback, she's Margo Channing. - Second callback, thank you. Second lead in the feature. 27 00:03:59,346 --> 00:04:06,363 I'm so getting this. Soon, I can kiss you losers goodbye and finally justify moving to this miserable fucking town. 28 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:11,663 - You ever read for Barry Wolf? - Hey, why are we skipping on the fries? Come on, load me up. 29 00:04:11,663 --> 00:04:15,982 Barry Wolf read me once for this commercial, he was licking me with his eye the whole time. 30 00:04:15,982 --> 00:04:19,429 They don't call him the 'Wolf who cried Boy' for nothing. You know, he wouldn't even see me for that... 31 00:04:19,429 --> 00:04:23,751 crappy TV 'Wacky Gay Neighbour' thing? - What's that about? - I'm gay, I'm wacky. 32 00:04:23,751 --> 00:04:26,650 - Maybe you're not neighbourly. - Fuck you. I'm Donna Reed on a stick! 33 00:04:27,710 --> 00:04:32,418 Excuse me, darlings. I hate to interrupt this important discussion between all you big stars... 34 00:04:32,466 --> 00:04:34,676 - I'll settle for medium star. - Point well taken. 35 00:04:34,677 --> 00:04:40,269 In the meantime, I hear that Disney's opening a Fantasia restaurant where the plates fly themselves to the tables. 36 00:04:40,269 --> 00:04:44,309 - Until then, what to do? - Hot stuff, coming through. - Yes! 37 00:04:56,385 --> 00:04:58,330 Hi guys. 38 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:02,969 - You take one of my tracks and give the karaoke at Funny Boys. - Julie! 39 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,917 - Also two-for-one margaritas? - I'll be there. 40 00:05:20,739 --> 00:05:22,807 Enjoy your meal. 41 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:01,973 Quit gawking, we don't have all day. 42 00:06:06,225 --> 00:06:14,029 - Ow, fuck. - Yeah, fuck you too. - Mum? - Julie. Where the hell are you? 43 00:06:14,053 --> 00:06:18,953 I'm here. Isn't this where you called me, where did we end up last night? 44 00:06:18,954 --> 00:06:22,204 I don't know, but I woke up without my bra. That's never a good sign. 45 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:26,769 I wouldn't worry about it. 46 00:06:27,123 --> 00:06:33,433 So, why are you calling me and not just tip-toeing across the hall with sympathy and Excedrin? 47 00:06:34,273 --> 00:06:39,633 - I tried that, I thought you'd gone. Spin class is starting. - Oh fuck! 48 00:06:41,664 --> 00:06:43,510 Hey, hold up a minute. 49 00:06:44,642 --> 00:06:48,510 - We've met. - Um, no, I'm brand new here. 50 00:06:49,077 --> 00:06:52,014 - Hey, Green, let's get a move on, huh? - Gotta go. 51 00:06:56,979 --> 00:06:59,942 - All unpacked! - Final bell, Harmon is down. 52 00:07:00,893 --> 00:07:02,906 Hey Gilford, why don't you come over here and give me a back rub? 53 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:06,876 Wrong tree, barking, if you think I'm rubbing your pimply back, you homo. 54 00:07:06,877 --> 00:07:10,823 - David? Come on, Green, help a guy out, right? - Got stuff to put away. 55 00:07:10,823 --> 00:07:13,462 Come on, Gil, just like ten minutes. You know I'd give you one. 56 00:07:13,999 --> 00:07:16,582 - You're on. - Nerl, I asked you first. - Nope. 57 00:07:17,194 --> 00:07:21,589 That hurts! Prepare to die, dude. 58 00:07:29,679 --> 00:07:31,993 - Hey. - Hi! 59 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:37,747 - You remember me, from across the way? - Yeah. Harmon! 60 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:41,913 I brought you guys a 'Welcome to the complex' sixer. 61 00:07:42,158 --> 00:07:45,169 Uh, thanks, but we don't drink. 62 00:07:49,576 --> 00:07:51,736 What kind of frat boys are you? 63 00:07:52,444 --> 00:07:54,279 Who called up Deliver-A-Fag? 64 00:07:54,415 --> 00:07:57,796 - Geez, Ryder a little louder and he'll probably hear you. - I don't care. 65 00:07:57,797 --> 00:08:01,400 You see those flippin' shorts he was wearing? 66 00:08:06,893 --> 00:08:09,556 - Just check that. - OK, three of these. 67 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:14,967 There was the most adorable man, Daniel, here this evening. 68 00:08:15,414 --> 00:08:17,545 - I thought I might introduce you. - Really? 69 00:08:17,889 --> 00:08:22,694 - Blue shirt, end of the bar? - Actually yes. - Daniel. We've met. 70 00:08:23,339 --> 00:08:29,494 August, 3rd... yup. Oh, not so good, not so good. 71 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:36,377 - Andrew, can I have a glass of that Merlot there? - Sure thing. And Ben called for you, Miss M. 72 00:08:39,674 --> 00:08:46,905 - Well, I suppose if he calls this late in the week, I can call him this late in the evening, right? - Absolutely. - Cheers. 73 00:08:48,536 --> 00:08:51,779 Oh oh, you guys wanna hear something freaky? Your remember those four people 74 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:55,022 that moved into Elizabeth's old apartment? Guess what they do. 75 00:08:55,022 --> 00:08:59,461 - Quadruplet porn stars. - This town? Hardly freaky. - They're rodeo clowns. 76 00:08:59,462 --> 00:09:03,901 No no no, listen, it's even weirder than that. They are Mormon missionaries, swear to God. 77 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:07,921 - Oh. - Although rodeo clowns would've been kinda cool. 78 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:11,272 They must've loved your aberrant lifestyle. I dated a Mormon guy once. 79 00:09:11,272 --> 00:09:15,863 His family put him through shock therapy. When you'd have sex, he was a wild man. 80 00:09:16,108 --> 00:09:17,386 Then he'd wanna throw himself out the window. 81 00:09:17,838 --> 00:09:21,477 - So, you live on the first floor. - Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas. 82 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:25,174 Now, wouldn't it be funny if you converted them instead of them converting you? 83 00:09:25,824 --> 00:09:30,204 - Could you imagine? - No, I've seen these boys, they're wound way too tight for that. 84 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,104 I bet he can't do it. 85 00:09:33,443 --> 00:09:38,574 - Oh, wait. Are we betting here? - Same as always, five and a sixer? 86 00:09:38,794 --> 00:09:41,470 Oh no, this is big. Twenty bucks says he can't. 87 00:09:42,256 --> 00:09:44,764 We're going high stakes? Fifty says he can't. 88 00:09:45,031 --> 00:09:47,924 I've seen the guys on the bikes. I'm thinking, this time you have met your match. 89 00:09:47,924 --> 00:09:52,515 - Really? - Bullshit. Fifty says he can. And I bust tables for a week. 90 00:09:52,516 --> 00:09:57,106 - Fifty, two weeks, can't. - OK, I'm in with Andrew, no way. 91 00:09:57,106 --> 00:10:01,108 - Oh, cool. We on? - Alright, so what are we talking about here? I get him to what? 92 00:10:01,109 --> 00:10:05,111 - Do anything? Blowjob or...? - We need proof. - OK, underwear. 93 00:10:05,111 --> 00:10:09,111 I knew this other Mormon guy in the army. They got these sacred boxers, they shimmer. 94 00:10:09,462 --> 00:10:14,564 - Get one of those. - Sacred undies? Get out of here! I gotta see this. Alright, I'm in. 95 00:10:14,564 --> 00:10:17,401 - I'll get one of those boys out of their underwear - Seal the deal. 96 00:10:18,947 --> 00:10:20,591 Alright, we're going out tonight? 97 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:27,838 - Oh please, not another episode of 'Christian hooks up'. - Hey, gotta keep my skills honed. - To skills. 98 00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:37,620 - Hey, leaving? - Yeah, yoga. You? - Mmm, arm day... 99 00:11:40,614 --> 00:11:47,282 - Hey, I don't think we've met. I'm Julie Taylor. - Hi. I'm Elder Davis. - What you reading there? 100 00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:55,653 I'm just studying. You know, I thought I'd come outside. 'Cos, I'm from Idaho, it gets cold in October. 101 00:11:55,653 --> 00:12:02,894 - Oh, wow, bummer. It's pretty much like this all the time here. Isn't it, Chris? - Yeah. 102 00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:09,124 - So, what is it that you guys do? - We talk to people about our church. 103 00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:12,095 Oh really? Chris likes to talk to people. 104 00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:17,000 - Sometimes it helps people to find meaning in their lives. - Julie was complaining her life is void of meaning. 105 00:12:17,024 --> 00:12:25,270 - Void? I said 'void'? - Well, maybe we can come talk to you. - You know, we would like that. - Sure. OK. 106 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,547 Bye. 107 00:12:32,492 --> 00:12:38,096 - Subtle... - Yeah, I got 50 ridin' on you. See you at work. 108 00:12:42,924 --> 00:12:46,793 - Thank God she's leaving. - Can you believe 'Entertainment Weekly' called her 109 00:12:47,024 --> 00:12:48,929 the new sweetheart of American cinema? 110 00:12:48,929 --> 00:12:51,903 That cunt? She made Julie take my table, because she thought 111 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,878 I hadn't bathed recently. Like she should talk. Did you see her eat? 112 00:12:54,902 --> 00:12:58,191 Yeah, did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call them calves. 113 00:12:58,524 --> 00:13:00,819 I bet after sex, she smokes a ham! 114 00:13:02,594 --> 00:13:05,400 Darling, give me a glass of Cuvet. 115 00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:09,910 I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele. 116 00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,433 Gossip is so ignoble. 117 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:17,502 - Especially regarding those less fortunate. - Less fortunate? That bitch?! 118 00:13:17,813 --> 00:13:20,234 You know something... tell. 119 00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:23,332 No, I would never tell tales, such as 120 00:13:25,046 --> 00:13:26,321 with the frequency she does it, 121 00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:31,073 the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic excercise. 122 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:35,340 - She hardly looks bulimic. - Yes, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest 123 00:13:35,341 --> 00:13:38,911 a little more of the purging, a little less of the binging. 124 00:13:39,011 --> 00:13:43,472 But I would never say such things. For gossip is the lowest form of discourse. 125 00:13:45,204 --> 00:13:47,842 You should avoid it if at all possible. 126 00:13:48,121 --> 00:13:54,801 Hear, hear. I shall be in the office, cooking the books, if anybody needs me. 127 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:58,957 Oh, and Ben called. He seemed kind of insistent. 128 00:14:01,289 --> 00:14:04,150 Do you suppose Lila is hiding a boyfriend from us? 129 00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:11,093 - Fucking skank... that's not a tip, that's an indictment. - Take it sound, J! Christ, who pissed in your Cheerios? 130 00:14:11,093 --> 00:14:14,395 Some A and R guy. She has drinks with this guy so he'll listen to her demo, 131 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,566 and now she fears for her virtue. - Hey! 132 00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:22,273 - He's totally cute. - I bust my ass making a great demo, I can't get anyone to listen to it till this guy, 133 00:14:22,297 --> 00:14:26,859 who so obviously just wanted to fuck me. - Poor baby. I thought he was cute. 134 00:14:26,883 --> 00:14:33,242 - What, you would have sex to help your career? Honey, I've blown a guy just to get him out of my apartment! 135 00:14:33,693 --> 00:14:35,525 Sex for my career would be noble. 136 00:14:37,366 --> 00:14:46,117 Ben, I'm not ready to make that kind of decision yet. I have to go. OK, I'll call. 137 00:14:47,772 --> 00:14:52,418 Here's Andrew's wine order. Thank you. 138 00:14:56,323 --> 00:15:05,296 - Is there something else? - Everyone thinks Ben is your boyfriend, but he's not, he's a doctor, isn't he? 139 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:12,281 - Is everything OK? - Young man, I will not be the subject of gossip in my own establishment. 140 00:15:12,305 --> 00:15:13,664 Sorry. 141 00:15:15,369 --> 00:15:22,835 And that's how, through Joseph Smith, God restored the true church of Jesus Christ to the earth. 142 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:26,028 Got any questions? 143 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:29,925 How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet. 144 00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:35,074 But if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic? - Ah, well, he was sort of special. 145 00:15:35,075 --> 00:15:41,081 - What's the Mormon church's stand on black people? - That's a good question. African American members 146 00:15:41,082 --> 00:15:47,822 have been allowed to hold the priesthood since 1978. - Since disco. And women? 147 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:54,044 Women don't get to hold the priesthood, what they get is to be wives and to be mothers and share in its blessings. 148 00:15:54,045 --> 00:16:02,738 - Oh, sharing. See, sharing is good. - Christian here was wondering what is your church's stand on gay rights. 149 00:16:02,739 --> 00:16:06,762 - Um well... - There's no such thing. 'Gay' and 'right' don't belong in the same sentence. 150 00:16:06,786 --> 00:16:11,231 - Oh, but 'right' and 'right-wing' go hand-in-hand? - Yeah, God hates homos. 151 00:16:11,255 --> 00:16:14,522 You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals? 152 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,624 And the French! 153 00:16:19,622 --> 00:16:25,545 - God hates the French? - Everybody hates the French. 154 00:16:47,796 --> 00:16:56,341 - Just push the orange button. Oh, you are such a sweetheart for doing that, thank you. - You're welcome. 155 00:16:58,462 --> 00:17:05,217 - Ma, you're flashing the whole terminal. I can't help it. If I don't they are gonna end up around my knees. 156 00:17:06,385 --> 00:17:11,557 Oh, I'm losing the only other sane one around here. 157 00:17:17,004 --> 00:17:23,044 - I think this belong to you now, son. Do us proud. - Yes sir, I will. 158 00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:34,913 You know, you have yourself a real safe trip, OK? Oh, for crying out loud, I wasn't gonna do this. 159 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:41,754 - Ma, you promised. If you start, I will. - I know, but I can't help it, because you're my baby, you know. 160 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:44,923 And you always will be. 161 00:18:07,613 --> 00:18:11,784 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 162 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:21,960 - Look, if there's a problem, I could come back. - Look, maybe I'm just homesick. 163 00:18:22,027 --> 00:18:29,935 - Homesick? For Idaho? - Okay, fine... - I'm sorry. That came out wrong. 164 00:18:30,002 --> 00:18:37,810 It's just... When I left home... I zoomed like a rocket here. But if you've never been away from home before... Have you? 165 00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:46,185 - What? I've been away from home. Just, not for two whole years. - Could be worse, could be raining. 166 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:56,995 - That's 'Young Frankenstein'. - Yeah. So two years, huh? - Yeah. 167 00:18:57,062 --> 00:19:02,201 We're not allowed to call or go home in the holidays, and they're not allowed to visit. 168 00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:08,674 - Wow, where do I sign up? - Hey, I happen to like my family. 169 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,945 After all, a boy's best friend is his mother. 170 00:19:15,736 --> 00:19:17,926 'Psycho'! That's 'Psycho', right? 171 00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:23,689 She goes a bit mad sometimes... We all go a bit mad sometimes. 172 00:19:23,756 --> 00:19:25,897 At least you got your friends here, right? 173 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:31,699 What, Ryder? No, we just got assigned to each other a few weeks ago. 174 00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:33,899 Oh. Well, better you than me. 175 00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:38,928 - Kind of a funny coincidence, all you guys being named Elmer, huh? - Elmer?! 176 00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:47,683 - You think I'm an Elmer? - Well, you're not? No, doofus! It's Elder. It's a title. Elder... 177 00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:56,055 Oh, that's a good thing. Somebody naming you Elmer, it's just mean. What's your first name, then? 178 00:19:56,388 --> 00:20:04,730 - We're not allowed to use them. - What? Why not? - We're not allowed to do a lot of things. 179 00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:17,276 - It's Aaron. Aaron. - Aaron. I like that. 180 00:20:21,213 --> 00:20:28,813 - You're gonna sort through those, right? Colours and whites don't mix, Aaron. - OK, thanks. 181 00:20:29,092 --> 00:20:34,927 - Oh wait, you've never done your laundry before either, have you? - Well, maybe I've just never done everybody's. 182 00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:38,547 That's what I have to do, 'cos I'm a greeny. The new guy, you know. 183 00:20:38,548 --> 00:20:42,101 So I have to do everyone's laundry, in accordance with prophecy. 184 00:20:43,769 --> 00:20:55,614 - Really? Psyche'! - Dude, you're way too easy. - That's what I've heard. 185 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:06,125 Well, thanks for the laundry tips. 186 00:21:10,463 --> 00:21:14,459 - Geez, Elder. - About a thousand miles away over here. 187 00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:26,267 - How you doing, Green? - Good. - Yeah, you sure? - Yeah. 188 00:21:28,712 --> 00:21:32,993 You know, when I was a Green, it was really tough. I used to pray that I would die during the night 189 00:21:33,421 --> 00:21:36,318 so I wouldn't have to wake up to another day of this. - You're joking me, right? 190 00:21:36,497 --> 00:21:41,124 I couldn't take going back to the family, you know, Salt Lake and all. I had two of the general authorities 191 00:21:41,408 --> 00:21:45,187 at my missionary farewell. You know what's that like, your dad is a state president, right? 192 00:21:45,466 --> 00:21:50,877 They set this thing up to be difficult, OK? We can't listen to music, we can't watch movies, 193 00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:52,652 we're never supposed to be alone. 194 00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:54,503 I mean, what, we're 19, 20 years old, 195 00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:55,782 and we're not even allowed to beat off. 196 00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:59,754 Some nights I wake up and I find teeth marks on my head board. 197 00:22:00,148 --> 00:22:06,232 Look, I put my time in here so that I can go home, so I can marry Jennifer, so that I can finally nail her. 198 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:10,635 See? It's amazing what we'll do for sex. 199 00:22:11,884 --> 00:22:17,857 - I know you did! - I did not, I promise you. - Yes you did! - I cross my heart. - Oh, that means something. 200 00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:22,407 - Hey, we'd like to play here. - Yeah, we're playing here. 201 00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:26,604 - You're just farting around. - How vivid. We're playing, see? 202 00:22:27,036 --> 00:22:32,526 - Bounce the ball, bounce the ball. - No, you're just jerking us around. 203 00:22:33,115 --> 00:22:35,310 There's one afternoon a week where I can just be normal 204 00:22:35,311 --> 00:22:37,506 and play some hoop, and you have to come and get all ignorant about it? 205 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:41,233 Oh, listen to that, Julie. I didn't think Mormons liked whine? 206 00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:46,497 - I didn't know fairies liked sports. - Fairies? Oh, how seventh grade. 207 00:22:48,342 --> 00:22:55,673 - Why don't we just play two on two? - But you're... - A girl, so I can't play? 208 00:22:56,146 --> 00:23:01,558 But then I am black, so maybe I can. Your only problem is deciding which one of your 209 00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:04,223 narrow-minded stereotypes can kick your lilly-white ass. 210 00:23:04,576 --> 00:23:10,347 - Afraid you'll get beat? - By a girl... and a fag? - We'll mop you like a dirty floor. 211 00:23:10,817 --> 00:23:14,021 Fine. We're shirts, you're skins. 212 00:23:15,616 --> 00:23:17,205 Uh... no... 213 00:23:18,365 --> 00:23:20,112 Fine, we'll be skins. 214 00:23:27,403 --> 00:23:30,768 That's unfair. Put your shirts back on, we can keep the teams straight. 215 00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:47,169 You can play? Yeah, we can learn a skill. I played in highschool, when I learned all the jocks were doing it, 216 00:23:47,638 --> 00:23:48,678 but only with other jocks. 217 00:23:54,365 --> 00:23:56,049 Maybe we should cut the chatter. 218 00:23:57,551 --> 00:24:05,757 OK slackers, how's the studying coming? Ryder? Right. 219 00:24:06,584 --> 00:24:13,095 Alright, First Corinthians 7,1. Ryder? Right. Anybody? Gil. 220 00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:17,721 And therefore these promises, dearly beloved, let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness 221 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,857 of the flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God. 222 00:24:21,722 --> 00:24:27,175 Well, alright Green! You know, if Gilford wouldn't be completely heartbroken, you would be my new best friend. 223 00:24:27,527 --> 00:24:32,233 - Yeah, Harmon, I got your heartbreak right here. - Oh, man! 224 00:24:32,821 --> 00:24:36,667 Elder, you got the devil in you! 225 00:24:44,932 --> 00:24:47,307 Hey. 226 00:25:02,756 --> 00:25:11,143 - Oh, shit. Jesus Christ! Sorry, I stabbed myself. - Looks like you're bleeding. 227 00:25:15,070 --> 00:25:18,862 - You okay? - No, I'm fine. Just go back to your reading. 228 00:25:32,376 --> 00:25:38,569 - What? - I think you... fainted. - I don't bleed very well. 229 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:43,875 - I'm OK, really. - No, maybe we should get you inside. 230 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:55,256 Ryder! Wanna give me a hand? 231 00:25:55,590 --> 00:26:01,112 - Damn, Ryder I'm gonna hit you and it's gonna hurt. - That hurt! I warned you. 232 00:26:10,401 --> 00:26:15,022 - Alright. No, Aaron, come on. Do me a favour, you've got to take a look at it... 233 00:26:15,296 --> 00:26:17,522 tell me if I, you know, need stiches or something. 234 00:26:20,174 --> 00:26:22,064 I can't really tell. 235 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:31,412 Alright, look! Come on, I'm not going to lunge at you. Just take a look at it. 236 00:26:34,922 --> 00:26:36,386 Let's see here... 237 00:26:40,216 --> 00:26:44,515 - Is it bad? - No, it's fine, it's just a little cut. 238 00:26:47,831 --> 00:26:50,742 - Do you have any disinfectant? - Yeah. 239 00:26:54,969 --> 00:27:00,944 It's funny, you know. I'm not squeamish. In high school, we went to this hospital, 240 00:27:01,693 --> 00:27:06,170 but I was the only one who wanted to watch surgery. They brought me in and they... 241 00:27:07,201 --> 00:27:10,489 scrubbed me down, and they put me in these green things, you know? 242 00:27:10,522 --> 00:27:19,498 Band-Aids? I watched as they opened this guy's chest 243 00:27:19,531 --> 00:27:29,768 and there it was, this heart, this human heart. You think about it beating and all but it's 244 00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:31,839 it's more of a dance. 245 00:27:32,811 --> 00:27:34,591 And I couldn't get over that that's all 246 00:27:34,892 --> 00:27:37,115 that tethers us to this planet, you know that... 247 00:27:38,765 --> 00:27:40,305 fragile little muscle 248 00:27:40,517 --> 00:27:43,188 and it's tiny you know, in the scheme of things... 249 00:27:43,522 --> 00:27:47,693 and when you think about all the things that can stop it... 250 00:27:49,528 --> 00:27:51,697 there's got to be something else, 251 00:27:51,864 --> 00:27:56,909 some miraculous thing that keeps that valiant little muscle dancing, 252 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,556 you know what I mean? 253 00:27:59,956 --> 00:28:02,916 I'm sorry... I'm gonna stop talking. 254 00:28:04,123 --> 00:28:05,620 I need to lay down now. 255 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,003 It's hot. 256 00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:14,870 I'm hot. 257 00:28:19,892 --> 00:28:21,894 - Maybe I should get you a cool cloth... - Yeah. 258 00:29:19,952 --> 00:29:22,578 I haven't done anything... 259 00:29:23,975 --> 00:29:27,093 ...anything like this... happened... 260 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:32,456 It's OK... this doesn't have to mean anything... 261 00:29:34,837 --> 00:29:36,578 Yes, it does! 262 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:41,306 It can be just a little fun... between friends. 263 00:29:42,428 --> 00:29:45,978 My first time could just be a little fun for you? 264 00:29:46,645 --> 00:29:50,036 Maybe you can equate sex with a handshake. 265 00:29:50,408 --> 00:29:53,122 That's what... like a badge?! 266 00:29:53,441 --> 00:29:55,012 What do you want me to congratulate you? 267 00:29:55,404 --> 00:29:58,747 Hey... don't preach to me, OK? 268 00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:01,299 I mean who are you, some kid from the sticks? 269 00:30:01,577 --> 00:30:03,521 You come in here and you're gonna fucking judge me? 270 00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:07,411 Yeah... I am some dudah pudnacker from Pocatello... 271 00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:09,979 they ship us here from Dork Island. 272 00:30:10,427 --> 00:30:13,596 I'm saying I know how retarded you think I am, OK? 273 00:30:17,867 --> 00:30:19,718 You found me out, alright? 274 00:30:20,537 --> 00:30:22,040 My worst secret. 275 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,125 Now I'm humiliated, so your work is done here. 276 00:30:26,377 --> 00:30:28,225 Wait... I don't think you are a dork, 277 00:30:30,077 --> 00:30:32,966 but if you know how ridiculous you look, why would you do it? 278 00:30:36,598 --> 00:30:38,188 Don't you believe in anything? 279 00:30:38,363 --> 00:30:41,033 - Yeah... - Then tell me... 280 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:45,537 ...tell me one thing in your life beyond a shadow of a doubt that you really believe 281 00:30:46,587 --> 00:30:50,303 I believe Ann Margret has never been given her due as a night actress 282 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:53,833 Duh! For 'Tommy' alone, I mean, did you see her when she was... 283 00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:58,149 Is that something you can build a life on? 284 00:30:58,349 --> 00:30:59,529 Look at yourself! 285 00:30:59,726 --> 00:31:02,211 You're so pretty and colourful on the outside... 286 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:05,035 ...but on the inside you're nothing but fluff. 287 00:31:05,706 --> 00:31:09,629 You're like a walking... talking... marshmallow peep. 288 00:31:10,886 --> 00:31:11,995 That's not fair! 289 00:31:12,284 --> 00:31:14,425 It doesn't matter when it's true. 290 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,062 I can't believe what I was about to do, 291 00:31:17,227 --> 00:31:22,470 when there is nothing Christian, nothing about you that's not skin deep. 292 00:31:40,502 --> 00:31:42,273 Do you believe in God? 293 00:31:43,158 --> 00:31:44,971 - What, who are you talking to? - You. 294 00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:49,307 No, everybody... alright, general question: Do you believe in God? 295 00:31:49,614 --> 00:31:51,257 You mean other than Madonna? 296 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,323 Fucking A yeah, I do... why not? 297 00:31:53,934 --> 00:31:58,815 I believe in harmony as a law in the universe like gravity, you know, we're meant to vibrate together. 298 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:04,277 Well, being positive since I was 17 gives meaning to the word 'miracle', so yeah. 299 00:32:04,866 --> 00:32:08,695 I mean without getting all holy on your ass I believe... what? 300 00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:11,428 The Mormons are mindfucking him. 301 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:14,535 Oh honey, you do not want to let them get into your psyche. 302 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:17,839 You start off listening to Amy Grant but then before you know it... 303 00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:22,965 ...it's 3 am and you got your Visa card and you're giving it to the scary bitch on TV with the lavender hair. 304 00:32:23,987 --> 00:32:28,129 You'd better testify! Hello Chris, we have a bet going here. It's you convert one of them, remember? 305 00:32:28,129 --> 00:32:32,897 Did you forget who you are talking to here? I will bust everyone's tables if I lose this, 306 00:32:32,897 --> 00:32:34,928 but let me just say... - No no, let me say... 307 00:32:34,928 --> 00:32:40,501 I dated this guy once... actor, cute southern came from this real religious family. 308 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:43,611 Well, his parents found out he was gay, and can you say drama? 309 00:32:43,611 --> 00:32:46,140 They sent him to one of those Christian change ministries. 310 00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,868 - Wow, did he change? - Did he! 311 00:32:47,868 --> 00:32:53,146 His thing used to be a tux! I'm serious, he's still gayer than a box of birds. 312 00:32:53,146 --> 00:32:55,078 A box of birds... I love that! 313 00:32:55,078 --> 00:32:58,554 How about twirlier than a party dress but seriously, it fucked with him. 314 00:32:58,554 --> 00:32:59,813 Well, I'm now being fucked with. 315 00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:05,491 It's just... I'm not shallow, am I? 316 00:33:06,756 --> 00:33:11,559 Honey, you don't have to be deep, you just have to be pretty. 317 00:33:11,559 --> 00:33:13,198 OK, you're not helping. 318 00:33:13,198 --> 00:33:16,298 If you have something to prove, be at my house at 6:30 in the morning. 319 00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:19,092 6:30 in the morning... why? 320 00:33:19,092 --> 00:33:23,038 You have to sacrifice if you want to find yourself, 321 00:33:23,038 --> 00:33:25,724 or whatever it is you're doing. 322 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:29,088 You don't think I'll be there! 323 00:33:42,359 --> 00:33:45,088 Quit bitching, it's the early bird that gets the worm. 324 00:33:45,383 --> 00:33:48,399 There's an incentive... specially as we don't get pizza till 2 a.m. 325 00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:49,720 OK, here's the deal. 326 00:33:49,922 --> 00:33:51,707 After your training, I'm going to set you up on a route... 327 00:33:51,882 --> 00:33:53,898 A route! On my first day? 328 00:33:54,078 --> 00:33:58,261 It's what you do already, it's delivering food only this time you're driving. 329 00:33:58,261 --> 00:34:00,203 Think as yourself as a waiter on wheels. 330 00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:03,830 Great, give me some hot pants and roller skates, this will be the fullfilment of a dream. 331 00:34:03,830 --> 00:34:06,895 For all of us... 332 00:34:39,686 --> 00:34:42,446 Hi! We're from the Church of Jesus Christ... Just a moment 333 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:47,622 Honey? Stacey, you'll wanna hear this... 334 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:52,457 What have we here...! 335 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:16,285 Hello, Project Angelfood, hello? 336 00:35:18,431 --> 00:35:20,932 I said 'come in' three goddamn times. 337 00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:24,361 Sorry, I didn't hear you. 338 00:35:26,556 --> 00:35:29,457 Where do you want me to put this? 339 00:35:29,457 --> 00:35:32,321 I don't care, I'm not hungry. 340 00:35:32,321 --> 00:35:38,106 - OK, well maybe I can just turn a light on in here. - Prick 341 00:35:41,991 --> 00:35:45,589 You're not going to last long if you look that shocked with everybody. 342 00:35:46,703 --> 00:35:49,911 I'm going to put this down over here. 343 00:35:51,764 --> 00:35:54,587 So... you got a cigarette? 344 00:35:54,588 --> 00:35:59,054 Ahuh... isn't that an oxygen tank? 345 00:35:59,054 --> 00:36:01,394 Couldn't that... explode? 346 00:36:01,394 --> 00:36:03,214 Boom! 347 00:36:03,886 --> 00:36:07,455 That would be such a terrible way to go, wouldn't it? 348 00:36:07,455 --> 00:36:10,702 So come on, how about that cigarette? 349 00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:13,028 Sorry, I don't smoke. 350 00:36:14,245 --> 00:36:15,420 What are you doing here? 351 00:36:15,605 --> 00:36:17,993 I'm delivering your food; I thought we'd been through the routine. 352 00:36:18,231 --> 00:36:20,123 No, no I mean you. 353 00:36:20,865 --> 00:36:23,361 Pretty boys don't usually do shit like this. 354 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:27,748 Are you punishing yourself, or something? 355 00:36:27,748 --> 00:36:31,973 Feel... guilty for being so good looking... 356 00:36:32,853 --> 00:36:35,180 ...and there are so many ugly fucks in the world? 357 00:36:36,310 --> 00:36:38,700 you get tired of doing reps at the gym... 358 00:36:39,605 --> 00:36:44,251 and bragging about your latest conquests and all the rest of your stupid, shallow little life? 359 00:36:44,517 --> 00:36:46,164 Fuck you. You don't know me. 360 00:36:46,428 --> 00:36:49,211 Of course I do. I used to be you. 361 00:36:53,667 --> 00:37:02,191 I had a career... friends... looks the whole package... 362 00:37:03,459 --> 00:37:09,418 but now I am just a skeletal reminder that we might only be in the eye of the hurricane 363 00:37:11,485 --> 00:37:13,511 OK, I'm gonna go now. 364 00:37:14,127 --> 00:37:18,187 I'm just fucking with you, right? 365 00:37:18,187 --> 00:37:19,745 You should have seen your face. 366 00:37:19,745 --> 00:37:22,580 I get bored, I'm sorry... I like to rattle the newbies. 367 00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:25,369 I must really look like shit; it didn't use to be this easy. 368 00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:31,031 Could you just help me with this pillow under me? I don't... I can't... 369 00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:33,777 ...anyway sort of... Christ, my butt has wasted away to nothing. 370 00:37:33,777 --> 00:37:35,835 It's too bad cause I used to have a killer ass, I did. 371 00:37:35,835 --> 00:37:37,622 I've got pictures of it around here somewhere. 372 00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:39,646 - I'll take your word for it. - That's good. 373 00:37:42,350 --> 00:37:45,332 Snow! It's all just snow! 374 00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:49,582 What did you just say? 375 00:37:50,264 --> 00:37:52,983 Maybe it's the meds but... 376 00:37:53,029 --> 00:37:58,252 sometimes I get this weird read on people like a blank TV screen. 377 00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:01,852 All I see is snow. 378 00:38:03,636 --> 00:38:05,383 What do you suppose that means? 379 00:38:05,809 --> 00:38:06,903 Nothing. 380 00:38:07,892 --> 00:38:08,931 I'll see you. 381 00:38:08,931 --> 00:38:11,930 No you won't. 382 00:38:22,321 --> 00:38:23,840 We should go in. 383 00:38:29,939 --> 00:38:34,516 Ah, for the love of flippin Pete, we're not tracked in a hospital. 384 00:38:34,516 --> 00:38:36,646 That's sick, and not in a good way. 385 00:38:36,646 --> 00:38:39,575 Let's just see if they let us leave some pamphlets in the lobby. 386 00:38:39,575 --> 00:38:44,062 And you're dancing solo, cowboy! 387 00:38:55,025 --> 00:38:57,543 They only allow non-denominational literature in the lobby. 388 00:38:58,095 --> 00:39:00,027 What did I flippin tell ya! 389 00:39:09,307 --> 00:39:10,421 You OK? 390 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,529 Is there anything I can do? 391 00:39:18,142 --> 00:39:21,316 I.. I'm sorry. 392 00:39:22,910 --> 00:39:24,505 I don't do this. 393 00:39:25,816 --> 00:39:29,626 I refuse to break down in front of strangers. 394 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,219 But someone dies... 395 00:39:34,744 --> 00:39:36,465 I'm so sorry. 396 00:39:39,011 --> 00:39:40,616 They shouldn't have made me do it. 397 00:39:41,527 --> 00:39:43,485 Turn it off... like... 398 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:51,692 watching a line on a little screen just... go... 399 00:39:53,357 --> 00:39:55,689 ...straight 400 00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:59,139 He always said that television would be the death of him. 401 00:40:01,695 --> 00:40:03,475 Was he your husband? 402 00:40:07,550 --> 00:40:12,198 No... never my official husband... 403 00:40:15,197 --> 00:40:16,819 then again... 404 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:21,324 probably my best friend. 405 00:40:22,738 --> 00:40:25,801 His doctor Ben called me and said that it was time. 406 00:40:26,228 --> 00:40:28,484 This is what he wanted. 407 00:40:30,865 --> 00:40:33,443 I should have been prepared for it. 408 00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:52,144 Who are you? 409 00:40:52,384 --> 00:40:53,891 Cary Grant? 410 00:40:56,105 --> 00:41:01,793 No Ma'am, I'm a Mormon missionary. 411 00:41:03,448 --> 00:41:05,349 We just pass out pamphlets, 412 00:41:06,639 --> 00:41:11,465 and they give us these discussions that we memorize. 413 00:41:13,152 --> 00:41:15,521 I really don't know what to say here. 414 00:41:21,454 --> 00:41:23,472 Did you read the 'Sunday Comics'? 415 00:41:24,563 --> 00:41:25,844 I beg your pardon? 416 00:41:26,689 --> 00:41:28,672 The comic page? 417 00:41:29,642 --> 00:41:34,848 When I was a little kid I used to put my face right up to them, you know, 418 00:41:35,399 --> 00:41:38,848 and I was just amazed because it was just this mass of dots. 419 00:41:38,848 --> 00:41:42,299 I think life is like that sometimes. 420 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:45,727 but I like to think that from God's perspective, 421 00:41:45,963 --> 00:41:49,238 life... everything... even this... 422 00:41:51,982 --> 00:41:53,659 makes sense. 423 00:41:54,582 --> 00:41:56,671 It's not just dots, 424 00:41:57,861 --> 00:42:01,210 instead we're all... we're all connected, 425 00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:05,175 and it's beautiful, 426 00:42:05,365 --> 00:42:06,895 and it's funny, 427 00:42:08,223 --> 00:42:10,638 and it's good. 428 00:42:11,891 --> 00:42:15,679 From this close we can't expect it to make sense, 429 00:42:15,910 --> 00:42:18,546 right now. 430 00:42:23,352 --> 00:42:28,134 - Thank you. - Oh, keep it. 431 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:33,237 Would you come and see me? Please? 432 00:42:33,373 --> 00:42:36,006 Drinks are on the house. 433 00:42:36,006 --> 00:42:39,155 Oh, I don't drink. 434 00:42:39,155 --> 00:42:42,884 That must make your church a bit of a hard sell! 435 00:42:42,884 --> 00:42:45,726 At times. 436 00:42:45,726 --> 00:42:47,651 Well, just hold on to it anyway. 437 00:42:47,651 --> 00:42:51,457 Maybe you can come by for a meal... on me 438 00:42:51,457 --> 00:42:52,722 I will. 439 00:42:52,722 --> 00:42:54,292 Promise? 440 00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:56,289 I promise. 441 00:43:03,215 --> 00:43:05,993 So, did you have fun? Talking to crying lady? 442 00:43:05,993 --> 00:43:07,860 Yeah, I did actually. 443 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:12,581 Good. So we missed lunch. 444 00:43:18,883 --> 00:43:21,768 I've seen you guys going out early in the morning. 445 00:43:21,768 --> 00:43:23,695 I bet you are wondering where I am off to, huh? 446 00:43:23,695 --> 00:43:26,154 You are always at the gym. 447 00:43:26,154 --> 00:43:29,929 No, I am volunteering now. Project Angelfood. 448 00:43:29,929 --> 00:43:31,332 That's great. 449 00:43:32,329 --> 00:43:35,118 What do you want from me... some sort of merit badge? 450 00:43:35,393 --> 00:43:39,629 No... I just... you know what you said about me. It's not true. 451 00:43:39,629 --> 00:43:45,373 Fine! It's not true and the world is a better place. 452 00:43:50,335 --> 00:43:52,333 You're not doing that cause of what I said, are you? 453 00:43:52,481 --> 00:43:57,045 - No, I just thought we could... - Yeah, we could what? 454 00:43:57,357 --> 00:44:01,158 Hang out? Be best friends? Ride off into the sunset? 455 00:44:02,887 --> 00:44:04,948 I don't know. 456 00:44:07,308 --> 00:44:12,125 - Everyone seems to think that... they treat me like I'm... - ...like you're perfect 457 00:44:12,616 --> 00:44:14,817 Yeah... maybe so at times. 458 00:44:14,817 --> 00:44:22,887 And you are the first person I've met that's made me feel like that's not enough, like maybe I want to be something more. 459 00:44:22,887 --> 00:44:28,290 - So I just thought... - Look... whatever you thought... 460 00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:32,706 Don't. 461 00:44:33,688 --> 00:44:38,868 We're colours and whites... ...we don't mix 462 00:45:01,288 --> 00:45:05,941 Oh fuc, k I got to piss. 463 00:45:05,941 --> 00:45:09,768 Hall in, first door on your right. 464 00:45:33,485 --> 00:45:34,966 I don't kiss. 465 00:45:41,069 --> 00:45:42,849 What's your name again? 466 00:45:44,329 --> 00:45:45,470 Dick? 467 00:45:46,230 --> 00:45:46,782 Dirk. 468 00:45:46,782 --> 00:45:49,045 Dirk? Your parents named you Dirk? 469 00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:50,376 It's really Mort. 470 00:45:50,376 --> 00:45:53,734 - My friends call me Watersports. - Sport... 471 00:46:01,810 --> 00:46:07,021 It's not that I don't appreciate what you're doing back there, but... 472 00:46:07,021 --> 00:46:09,536 Could we have a little talk? 473 00:46:09,536 --> 00:46:10,717 Talk? 474 00:46:10,717 --> 00:46:11,605 Cool! 475 00:46:11,605 --> 00:46:14,036 I'm into that. 476 00:46:14,036 --> 00:46:18,476 Fuck yeah... I am your nasty little slut boy. I'm your pussy whore. 477 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:23,673 You're gonna spank momma's ass cause she's been a bad, bad girl. 478 00:46:23,673 --> 00:46:27,880 Oh, OK that's not exactly what I meant. 479 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,360 I meant conversation. 480 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,588 Conversation? 481 00:46:32,588 --> 00:46:34,718 Why? 482 00:46:34,718 --> 00:46:37,857 Don't you ever want to get to know someone? 483 00:46:37,857 --> 00:46:43,875 Have it... mean something? sleep with someone and actually sleep with them? 484 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:48,677 You wanna what... sleep together? 485 00:46:48,677 --> 00:46:51,401 - I don't know man.. - Isn't that kind of intimate? 486 00:46:51,401 --> 00:46:56,772 Excuse me, a moment ago you were licking my spleen but sleeping with you would be too intimate? 487 00:46:56,772 --> 00:47:00,767 Woa.. now you're freaking me out. 488 00:47:00,767 --> 00:47:03,982 I didn't know you were into weird shit. 489 00:47:03,982 --> 00:47:05,635 I'm just gonna go, man. 490 00:47:31,963 --> 00:47:35,446 - I'ts back... - Yeah! It must be your lucky fucking day. 491 00:47:35,446 --> 00:47:39,570 Or maybe I'm not suffering enough yet. 492 00:47:39,570 --> 00:47:42,222 I didn't expect to see you again 493 00:47:42,222 --> 00:47:49,044 Oh come on now, you don't think you're going all Miss Cleo on me is going to scare me off that easily now, do you? 494 00:47:49,044 --> 00:47:52,843 Maybe it's just dementia setting in. 495 00:47:52,843 --> 00:47:58,005 Sometime I read people and I... I pick up the Oracle at Delphi 496 00:47:58,005 --> 00:48:02,857 And sometimes I growl at people; doesn't make me Eartha Kitt. 497 00:48:02,857 --> 00:48:08,723 - I'm just going to put this right about here. - Doesn't matter, I'm still not hungry. 498 00:48:08,723 --> 00:48:11,429 I don't remember asking if you were! 499 00:48:11,429 --> 00:48:13,315 I just deliver the stuff, remember? 500 00:48:13,315 --> 00:48:19,663 But my friend Andrew made this, and he doesn't even cook for his boyfriends, so the least you can do is try and be polite... 501 00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:21,354 ...and eat it. 502 00:48:21,354 --> 00:48:26,675 I don't have to pretend to be polite; I think I've earned that right. 503 00:48:26,675 --> 00:48:31,476 Oh yes, that's right... you're dying, you're bitter... blah blah blah. 504 00:48:31,476 --> 00:48:34,339 Fortunately, I'm shallow so I'm impervious to that. 505 00:48:34,339 --> 00:48:35,462 Now eat it! 506 00:48:35,462 --> 00:48:37,815 Impervious... 507 00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:39,796 I bet you don't know how to spell that. 508 00:48:39,796 --> 00:48:43,397 Sure I do.. It's spelled 'Bite me'. 509 00:48:43,397 --> 00:48:46,773 Now just to show that our little problems in this world don't amount to a hill of beans... 510 00:48:46,773 --> 00:48:52,651 ...I'm going to read about some people who have some real trouble. 511 00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:56,191 Say it isn't so! 512 00:48:57,273 --> 00:48:58,954 What? 513 00:48:58,954 --> 00:49:02,773 Well, apparently poor Pam Anderson has had her breast implants taken out 514 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:07,249 and put back in so many times, her entire chest is collapsing. 515 00:49:07,249 --> 00:49:10,328 Oh, they have bikini pictures. 516 00:49:10,328 --> 00:49:12,181 - They're horrible! - Shut up 517 00:49:12,181 --> 00:49:15,849 No, they are seriously, they're down to her knees. 518 00:49:15,849 --> 00:49:19,723 Eat your chicken and I'll show you. 519 00:49:21,569 --> 00:49:24,311 Prick. 520 00:49:30,732 --> 00:49:33,936 Give me the fucking magazine! 521 00:49:41,938 --> 00:49:43,801 Aaron, what happened! 522 00:49:43,801 --> 00:49:49,127 - There was an accident. - Come on, let me help you inside. 523 00:49:49,127 --> 00:49:52,981 There was this car that was just going way too fast... 524 00:49:55,597 --> 00:49:59,264 Ryder... I should have warned him, now they've take him to the hospital and... 525 00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:02,806 Accidents.. they happen. 526 00:50:02,806 --> 00:50:07,832 - I was thinking.... I wasn't even paying attention... - It's OK... 527 00:50:22,531 --> 00:50:27,849 Look... you're in no position... I should... 528 00:50:27,849 --> 00:50:30,490 ...go. 529 00:50:41,962 --> 00:50:46,006 - Ah, for flippin... - Gross! 530 00:50:46,006 --> 00:50:48,633 Pretty boy is not the only fag here! 531 00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:49,990 OK, look, nothing happened here guys. 532 00:50:49,990 --> 00:50:54,009 We walked in here and you two were mackin' like schoolgirls and you're saying nothing happened? 533 00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:57,356 Well, maybe you can try and reach down in your little bible geek soul and be cool for two seconds? 534 00:50:57,356 --> 00:51:01,266 - I don't think you get to be making requests here, gayboy. - Don't fucking touch me asshole 535 00:51:01,266 --> 00:51:06,540 - Dude, you so got to be leaving. - Don't blow this out of proportion, it's not that big of a deal, right? 536 00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,817 Yeah, it kind'a is... 537 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,933 Please, just go. 538 00:51:40,141 --> 00:51:46,999 - Um... hi. Is Davis around? - You're too late, loverboy... 539 00:51:46,999 --> 00:51:51,285 ...you'd better betcha they're putting your boyfriends butt on a plane home this afternoon, 540 00:51:51,285 --> 00:51:57,982 and now we have to move again cause we can't live across from some big doodah flamer homo. 541 00:51:57,982 --> 00:52:00,116 Thank you very much. 542 00:52:00,566 --> 00:52:04,416 You stay! Your friend and I are gonna have a little talk... 543 00:52:04,590 --> 00:52:09,258 OK asshole, the way I see it you've got a big mouth and only one arm to back it up. 544 00:52:09,258 --> 00:52:12,359 So how is it going to look when a big flamer kicks the shit out of you? 545 00:52:12,359 --> 00:52:16,557 - Ryder... tell me where he is. - What, do you think I wanted to see him get busted? 546 00:52:16,557 --> 00:52:22,646 This may come as a surprise to you, but I actually liked the guy. 547 00:52:22,646 --> 00:52:25,854 He took this whole thing serious as a seizure, 548 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:28,268 but we were getting through it OK. 549 00:52:29,819 --> 00:52:33,462 So why him? Huh? 550 00:52:34,790 --> 00:52:37,382 Did you go fuck him up? 551 00:52:38,503 --> 00:52:40,960 He doesn't deserve the kind of grief he's got coming down the pipe. 552 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,977 Nothing was supposed to happen to him. 553 00:52:42,977 --> 00:52:47,025 Oh pucky! You were gunning for something ever since we got here, 554 00:52:47,025 --> 00:52:50,704 and if you want to know where he is, I want to know why. 555 00:52:53,548 --> 00:53:00,929 It was... it was just stupid... it was just a dumb bet, fifty bucks... it's not about that. 556 00:53:00,929 --> 00:53:03,788 It's not about that at all. 557 00:53:03,788 --> 00:53:06,195 Please! 558 00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:16,437 You're too late anyway. His flight left 10 minutes ago. 559 00:53:20,086 --> 00:53:31,413 Hey... if it's any help... there's a five hour lay-over in Salt Lake. 560 00:53:31,413 --> 00:53:32,909 Thanks! 561 00:54:07,926 --> 00:54:09,926 Aaron! 562 00:54:10,597 --> 00:54:11,734 Sorry, sorry. 563 00:54:28,993 --> 00:54:31,422 God, I hate the snow! 564 00:54:34,114 --> 00:54:36,485 What are you doing here? 565 00:54:37,019 --> 00:54:38,893 I came after you. 566 00:54:39,409 --> 00:54:43,220 How could you leave without saying anything? 567 00:54:43,682 --> 00:54:46,029 It's not my choice. 568 00:54:46,029 --> 00:54:49,549 I'm being sent home in shame, 569 00:54:49,549 --> 00:54:52,957 and I'm probably going to be excommunicated. 570 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:54,640 For just a kiss? 571 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:59,280 Don't get me wrong; it was a nice kiss but hey, come on, we didn't even get to use our tongues! 572 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:08,674 - You wouldn't understand. - I'm sorry, I'm not... I'm not very good at this. 573 00:55:08,674 --> 00:55:14,123 See, I've never made a fool out of myself in front of anyone before. 574 00:55:14,123 --> 00:55:17,839 But I've never felt this way before about anyone in my entire life. 575 00:55:19,633 --> 00:55:22,544 What, for just some guy you can't have? 576 00:55:23,762 --> 00:55:26,454 And then next week you're gonna be on to your next conquest. 577 00:55:26,454 --> 00:55:29,457 But what if you're not? 578 00:55:29,457 --> 00:55:35,872 Huh? What if everything in my entire pathetic life, which I happen to love, has led me to this point, right now? 579 00:55:35,872 --> 00:55:39,163 What if you're the blinding light in the middle of the road... 580 00:55:39,163 --> 00:55:43,005 that strikes me like the guy in... - ...the guy in the Bible... 581 00:55:43,005 --> 00:55:44,916 - him! - Paul? - Yeah! 582 00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:52,225 And what if everything's changed like that... And lions lay down with lambs and colours mix with whites... 583 00:55:53,324 --> 00:55:59,750 What if you're the one I have been waiting for my whole life and I let you go? 584 00:56:02,831 --> 00:56:04,370 You have no idea what I'd be giving up. 585 00:56:04,370 --> 00:56:08,145 Dammit... what's wrong with you? 586 00:56:08,145 --> 00:56:14,392 You want 'Revelations' engraved in gold and angels trumpeting down from heaven. 587 00:56:14,392 --> 00:56:17,309 What if this is it instead? 588 00:56:17,309 --> 00:56:23,715 Me telling you I love you, right here... in the snow. 589 00:56:25,743 --> 00:56:28,784 I think that's pretty miraculous! 590 00:56:28,784 --> 00:56:35,873 But if you don't... I'll go; you can pretend this was just some coincidence. 591 00:56:35,873 --> 00:56:40,116 You can pretend there wasn't some reason we met, 592 00:56:41,458 --> 00:56:44,914 that you're sorry I ever walked into your life. 593 00:56:51,881 --> 00:56:53,428 God, I hate the snow! 594 00:57:15,936 --> 00:57:21,054 Ho... this door must have froze shut. You boys come in before you freeze too! 595 00:57:21,054 --> 00:57:24,295 C'mon, we're closing the whole airport because of this storm. 596 00:59:00,279 --> 00:59:03,042 How long did we go at it? 597 00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:20,643 Two-and-a-half hours. 598 00:59:21,523 --> 00:59:23,448 It's OK, right? 599 00:59:23,448 --> 00:59:25,654 OK? 600 00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:28,198 That's amazing. 601 00:59:30,450 --> 00:59:34,320 I don't know how long you're supposed to do it. 602 00:59:34,474 --> 00:59:38,566 - You carry a pocket watch! - it's done months... 603 00:59:38,615 --> 00:59:42,018 ...it was actually my great grandfather's but... 604 00:59:42,018 --> 00:59:49,025 ...I don't think you came here for a geneaology lesson. 605 00:59:51,536 --> 00:59:54,904 You know, I thought you'd be a little more reticent. 606 00:59:54,904 --> 00:59:58,830 Well, I'm already going to hell for kissing you so... 607 00:59:58,830 --> 01:00:02,821 I may as well take the scenic route. 608 01:00:02,821 --> 01:00:05,385 What God do you believe in? 609 01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:19,435 It's not just God... 610 01:00:20,332 --> 01:00:23,647 ...it's everything. 611 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:29,208 This... you... tonight... 612 01:00:29,837 --> 01:00:33,190 I'm just... turning my back on it all. 613 01:00:33,190 --> 01:00:38,987 But you know I guess... a guy like you really doesn't know what that's like, you know... 614 01:00:38,987 --> 01:00:42,654 to be completely cut off. 615 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:52,869 When I was 13 years old, my dad... 616 01:00:58,414 --> 01:01:04,506 ...he was this macho, hot-shot banker guy, 617 01:01:04,506 --> 01:01:07,165 and I was just this skinny little kid... 618 01:01:07,165 --> 01:01:11,836 ...who'd been caught trying on his mother's shoes one too many times... 619 01:01:11,836 --> 01:01:16,525 anyway, my dad said he would rather die than raise a little nellyboy 620 01:01:16,525 --> 01:01:21,675 and I thought I would rather die than be one. 621 01:01:21,675 --> 01:01:26,190 So my dad, who'd never been out of the city in his entire life 622 01:01:26,190 --> 01:01:28,472 decided we were going to go hunt deer. 623 01:01:28,472 --> 01:01:36,781 So my dad drags me to this lodge up in the Sierras, right? 624 01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:40,644 It's early November, 625 01:01:40,644 --> 01:01:44,267 the same as now, 626 01:01:46,838 --> 01:01:53,389 and there's this storm rolling in. 627 01:01:54,655 --> 01:02:01,383 My dad was so determined that sissy boy was going to kill something. 628 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:11,472 Snow came at us from all sides; 629 01:02:11,472 --> 01:02:17,111 the air, the sky, the ground, they all became the same, 630 01:02:17,111 --> 01:02:21,592 and horrible screaming... white, 631 01:02:23,641 --> 01:02:28,157 and I thought we're gonna be OK, right? 632 01:02:30,149 --> 01:02:33,420 And then I saw my father's eyes, 633 01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:41,093 and they were that same white... 634 01:02:42,952 --> 01:02:45,436 and that's when he did it. 635 01:02:45,968 --> 01:02:48,314 And did what? 636 01:02:51,034 --> 01:02:53,193 Ran! 637 01:03:03,559 --> 01:03:06,166 He didn't come back for you? 638 01:03:08,995 --> 01:03:10,826 Uh uh. 639 01:03:11,164 --> 01:03:15,585 But I got calm... I knew I was going to die. 640 01:03:15,798 --> 01:03:18,285 And that's when I heard it... 641 01:03:18,285 --> 01:03:19,500 an angel... 642 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:22,016 singing. 643 01:03:22,016 --> 01:03:23,681 An angel? 644 01:03:25,934 --> 01:03:28,895 Turned out not to be an angel at all. 645 01:03:28,895 --> 01:03:30,062 What was it? 646 01:03:30,062 --> 01:03:34,228 Just the wind... over some rocks, 647 01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:37,428 a cave. 648 01:03:37,428 --> 01:03:41,110 Inside at least I was out of the snow, and I guess I drifted off. 649 01:03:41,110 --> 01:03:44,009 When I woke up it was dark. 650 01:03:44,009 --> 01:03:50,292 It was still snowing hard, and I heard a noise at the mouth of the cave like a bear... 651 01:03:50,292 --> 01:03:54,553 and it grabbed me and picked me up, and I fought, but I was so weak and cold... 652 01:03:54,553 --> 01:04:01,733 all I could do was knock the bear's hood off. - The bear had a hood? 653 01:04:02,052 --> 01:04:05,920 Turned out to be a bear only in the sense that the search and rescue guy was pretty hairy... 654 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,217 ...but that's when it got weird. 655 01:04:08,217 --> 01:04:09,550 And not until then? 656 01:04:09,550 --> 01:04:11,474 He ripped off all my clothes, 657 01:04:11,474 --> 01:04:14,722 and he tore all his clothes off. 658 01:04:14,722 --> 01:04:16,185 Sure you weren't delirious? 659 01:04:16,185 --> 01:04:19,869 Then he stuffed us into a sleeping bag. 660 01:04:19,869 --> 01:04:29,532 Oh wait... it's hypothermia... I remember from the boyscout manual. - Exactly, but I didn't know what to think. 661 01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:32,926 I was so... tired, 662 01:04:34,361 --> 01:04:36,054 and cold. 663 01:04:39,489 --> 01:04:42,045 But inspite of it all... 664 01:04:43,190 --> 01:04:47,460 I popped the biggest woody ever. 665 01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:51,915 And he just wrapped those big arms around me, 666 01:04:51,915 --> 01:04:54,923 pulled me into that hairy chest, 667 01:04:54,923 --> 01:04:59,981 and told me I was OK. 668 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:07,366 That was the first moment in that whole ordeal I began to cry. 669 01:05:08,527 --> 01:05:11,158 I don't blame you, I would have been freaked out too. 670 01:05:11,158 --> 01:05:13,248 No... 671 01:05:14,353 --> 01:05:17,965 ...it was joy. 672 01:05:17,965 --> 01:05:23,273 I thought I'd rather die than be gay. 673 01:05:24,261 --> 01:05:29,825 I'd gotten a pretty good idea what dying felt like. 674 01:05:30,364 --> 01:05:34,082 But lying there in the arms of that man, 675 01:05:34,082 --> 01:05:39,674 I thought if this is what being gay feels like, 676 01:05:41,623 --> 01:05:44,987 bring it on! 677 01:07:52,839 --> 01:07:57,229 Come on... let's get you home. 678 01:08:23,286 --> 01:08:24,588 Hello? 679 01:08:24,588 --> 01:08:29,831 Oh, that's very funny! Fuck you, Andrew. 680 01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:34,887 Boy, where the hell have you been? 681 01:08:35,362 --> 01:08:37,732 Salt Lake. 682 01:08:37,732 --> 01:08:42,487 OK, if you haunt your guys all that way you'd better tell me you won the bet. 683 01:08:42,487 --> 01:08:45,783 I think I'm the loser on this one... 684 01:08:46,232 --> 01:08:51,054 Hey, hey, hey... don't let it get to you... even Tiger Woods slices now and then. 685 01:08:54,246 --> 01:08:57,215 Fucking Andrew! 686 01:08:57,642 --> 01:08:59,948 Is he doing his crackhead telemarketer again? 687 01:08:59,948 --> 01:09:04,147 No, he is jerking me around by... 688 01:09:04,147 --> 01:09:11,708 on the offchance just... you didn't happen to give my demo to anyone, did you? 689 01:09:11,708 --> 01:09:15,017 Um, yeah... this Angel Food guy. Delivered to him... 690 01:09:15,017 --> 01:09:17,028 he said he was once in the music business but... 691 01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:18,510 you know I thought he might like it. 692 01:09:18,510 --> 01:09:20,745 I think he gave it away. 693 01:09:20,745 --> 01:09:21,730 To? 694 01:09:21,730 --> 01:09:26,858 Oh Julie, oh no, I mean he's on heavy medicine. He's loopy anyway... 695 01:09:26,858 --> 01:09:30,209 ...you can't take what he says seriously... Julie you're hurting my arm! 696 01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:33,568 - Who did he give it to? - He said he was gonna give it to Clive... 697 01:09:33,568 --> 01:09:35,426 Davis? 698 01:09:35,426 --> 01:09:37,035 Clive Davis? 699 01:09:37,035 --> 01:09:39,355 Oh fuck me, I hung up on Clive Davis? 700 01:09:40,325 --> 01:09:42,748 Oh my God, answer it! 701 01:09:42,748 --> 01:09:44,294 - No you answer it... - Answer it! 702 01:09:44,294 --> 01:09:47,493 Ow Julie, that's the arm that I use to... Fucking answer it! 703 01:09:47,493 --> 01:09:49,773 Hello? 704 01:09:49,773 --> 01:09:51,605 Julie Taylor? 705 01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:57,177 Um... so is that Clyde with a D or Clive with a V? 706 01:10:43,815 --> 01:10:47,768 Oh well... it's official... winter's here. 707 01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:50,800 Bundle up! 708 01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,660 Ah... much better. 709 01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:05,049 So... guess what... this A and R guy from the record company has been totally coy about which team he plays on... 710 01:11:05,049 --> 01:11:09,063 when I introduce you, you can totally nail him and set the record straight. 711 01:11:09,063 --> 01:11:11,346 Well, so to speak. 712 01:11:14,247 --> 01:11:20,317 - I gotta pass on this one... Kiddo... why? He is totally cute, I'm serious. 713 01:11:20,420 --> 01:11:27,084 What's wrong with you... you know, you haven't been yourself since... 714 01:11:27,084 --> 01:11:32,826 wait... are you still not over missionary man? 715 01:11:32,826 --> 01:11:34,410 I don't know. 716 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:36,490 Chris! 717 01:11:36,930 --> 01:11:39,560 It's weird with him disappearing like that. 718 01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:45,500 OK... well then just stop moping like a schoolgirl and do something about it. Call him! 719 01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:48,830 Just dial 1-800-TORTURED MORMON? 720 01:11:49,340 --> 01:11:51,290 Probably, sounds like there are enough of them. 721 01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:56,980 - But I think that you should just get the hell over it. - Maybe I don't want to. 722 01:11:58,910 --> 01:12:04,430 I mean, LA is a city where everyone dances with one eye on the door... 723 01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:08,220 like we're all waiting for something better to walk in. 724 01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:11,940 Well would we even recognize it if it did? 725 01:12:12,450 --> 01:12:14,880 It would be nice to stop circling. 726 01:12:15,810 --> 01:12:18,840 It would be nice to stop equating sex with a handshake. 727 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:23,120 And it might be nice to have it mean something. 728 01:12:24,370 --> 01:12:27,920 Listen to you, you are turning into a chick! 729 01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:33,300 - Shut up! - You are! Wait Christian wait, seriously you dropped something. 730 01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:37,490 - What? - Your balls! Must have fallen over under somewhere. 731 01:12:37,910 --> 01:12:41,040 This is me not talking to you! 732 01:12:41,380 --> 01:12:43,970 OK wait, but you're still coming to the show tonight, right? 733 01:12:56,080 --> 01:13:01,210 As president of the Pocatello stake, it is my unhappy duty and obligation to convene this church court on behalf of the Elder 734 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,220 Aaron Davis for the grave and grievous sin of homosexuality. 735 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:22,200 In the light of your abnormal and abonimable state, 736 01:13:22,490 --> 01:13:24,260 and your refusal to see you have been duped 737 01:13:24,550 --> 01:13:27,680 into a hogwash alternative lifestyle, 738 01:13:27,950 --> 01:13:33,060 I wish my shame was enough for both of us, not to mention the shame you've brought to this church... 739 01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:39,720 - our family... our ancestors... - Wait a minute... our ancestors? 740 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:46,670 Dad... your grandfather had half-a-dozen wives! 741 01:13:47,950 --> 01:13:55,670 Same goes for every single person in this room... I'd say we were the original definition of alternative lifestyle. 742 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,180 Are you calling us hypocrites? 743 01:13:57,510 --> 01:14:01,850 No, we've gone way beyond hypocracy, Dad, now we're just being mean. 744 01:14:22,140 --> 01:14:25,610 With the authority invested in me by the Melchizedek priesthood, 745 01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:28,390 and in the name of Jesus Christ, I have no choice 746 01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:33,620 but to begin excommunication proceedings against you, at which point you will be stripped of the priesthood... 747 01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:38,370 the garments... and membership in this church. 748 01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:21,950 Still at it? 749 01:15:23,490 --> 01:15:25,530 There are a lot of Davises out there. 750 01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:33,570 Hi, I'm trying to reach an Aaron Davis. No, not Errol. AARON... two A's... 751 01:15:34,090 --> 01:15:39,480 Hi, yeah, I'm looking for an Aaron Davis... No, he didn't win anything... 752 01:15:39,850 --> 01:15:42,810 No, no, no, he's younger than that... 753 01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:45,120 Does he have a son named Aaron? 754 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:50,030 No! Yeah! Let me talk to your wife! 755 01:15:53,610 --> 01:15:57,660 Hi, hello, yeah, I'm looking for an Aaron Davis. 756 01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:05,000 What? The Davis Boy? Yeah, that sounds like him. 757 01:16:05,790 --> 01:16:10,330 No, he's not in any more trouble... What kind of trouble? 758 01:16:10,620 --> 01:16:12,830 I'm sorry... I'm not trying to pry. 759 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,200 Farron Davis, can you spell that? 760 01:16:16,490 --> 01:16:21,690 On Stone Creek... really?... Thank you so much. 761 01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:27,880 Buck Owens... really... they still run that? OK, well you get back to it now. 762 01:16:28,190 --> 01:16:31,230 OK, thank you. 763 01:16:58,852 --> 01:17:05,100 Hello? I'm sorry, brother Davis is down at the Stake Centre. 764 01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:14,170 Oh, I'm sorry... Aaron? May I ask why you are trying to reach Aaron? 765 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:21,710 Los Ang... are you one of the Elders in Los Angeles? 766 01:17:23,210 --> 01:17:34,130 No... you know what? My son has no desire to speak to you and I hope you would have the decency not to call here again. 767 01:17:36,530 --> 01:17:41,996 - Is Dad missing dinner again? - Oh, it's nothing, but he sure is late over at the Stake Centre. 768 01:17:42,318 --> 01:17:44,930 There is no point in this getting cold... 769 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:48,086 ...and if you are just gonna play with it... 770 01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:51,696 I don't even know why I bother anymore! 771 01:17:52,122 --> 01:17:55,950 Julie! Get out here... I found him. 772 01:17:56,290 --> 01:17:59,260 - You talked to him? - No, his mother hung up on me. 773 01:17:59,150 --> 01:18:00,320 Um... bitch! 774 01:18:00,630 --> 01:18:02,910 No, but if he really did not want to talk to me then she really would not 775 01:18:02,911 --> 01:18:05,190 have had a problem putting him on the phone, right? 776 01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:06,670 And next time he'll probably pick up. 777 01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:10,300 Damn girl, I didn't know getting hung up on made feel so good. 778 01:18:10,910 --> 01:18:16,170 Good! Then we are going out, because you have been a contrary Mary way too long! 779 01:18:27,490 --> 01:18:28,660 Something fall again? 780 01:18:29,190 --> 01:18:31,250 Yeah, just a little dropsy... you go on. 781 01:18:32,444 --> 01:18:34,751 Mum? 782 01:18:37,950 --> 01:18:40,994 - Mum... - What Aaron? 783 01:18:41,319 --> 01:18:42,468 What? 784 01:18:43,870 --> 01:18:48,240 It's nothing, I just wanted to see if you could bring yourself to look at me. 785 01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,570 I'm looking at you... what am I suppose to be seeing? 786 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,430 Nothing. 787 01:18:57,140 --> 01:18:58,960 His name was Christian, wasn't it? 788 01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:00,420 What? 789 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,450 Is Christian the one? 790 01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:09,620 What did he do to you? 791 01:19:11,230 --> 01:19:12,960 He loved me. 792 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:21,330 Don't say that! Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? How repulsive that is to God, to everyone? 793 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:27,770 Two men? Men don't love Aary... women bring love to a relationship. 794 01:19:28,020 --> 01:19:31,350 - But Ma, he told me he loved me... - He would have told you anything 795 01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:36,400 He flattered and beguiled you... tools of the devil, that's what they do! 796 01:19:36,610 --> 01:19:37,870 - You don't know that. - Yes I do! 797 01:19:38,110 --> 01:19:41,350 - You don't know that! - I do... you know why? Because when you didn't arrive home, 798 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:45,610 I called your mission president - You checked up on me huh? 799 01:19:45,950 --> 01:19:48,840 I was worried sick about you... and you know what he said? 800 01:19:49,140 --> 01:19:58,450 Your missionary companion told him that that Christian person... you were nothing more than a bet he made. 801 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:04,600 - That's not true... - Yes it is true! He won your soul for a lousy fifty dollars! 802 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,820 That's all you were worth to him, and you know what? 803 01:20:06,990 --> 01:20:11,940 He's probably forgotten all about you and now he's moving on to his next fornication. 804 01:20:12,150 --> 01:20:17,210 - Mum he wouldn't... - It meant nothing to him, he was using you and that is why... 805 01:20:17,550 --> 01:20:21,480 you can never think about him again, ever... ever again! 806 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:29,420 You've got... you have got to put this thing behind you, this horrible mistake that everybody knows about. 807 01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:32,690 You've seen how they look at us. 808 01:20:32,910 --> 01:20:36,730 You've seen how people just turn their carts around when we walk down the isle in the market... 809 01:20:37,010 --> 01:20:39,160 and how they look away at the bank. 810 01:20:41,830 --> 01:20:44,890 Why do you think your father doesn't come home anymore? 811 01:20:45,330 --> 01:20:47,990 What if it's not something I've done, what if it's who I am? 812 01:20:48,210 --> 01:20:52,770 Don't say that. Don't you ever even think that! 813 01:21:08,650 --> 01:21:15,360 You can be forgiven... maybe heavenly Father can forgive you for what you've done, but who you are... 814 01:21:17,670 --> 01:21:21,510 He could never forgive something like that. 815 01:23:17,820 --> 01:23:23,850 You know, I think I am going to heat up that casserole with the cream of mushroom soup. 816 01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:34,970 Where are you going? 817 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:41,920 - I left some stuff down the church... - Now? We just got back! 818 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:50,370 - Our son... we've just come back from... - As good a time as any. 819 01:24:02,970 --> 01:24:07,350 - Hello? Mrs Davis... listen, I know you don't want me to speak with your son... 820 01:24:07,590 --> 01:24:13,400 My son? Let me tell you something, you son of a bitch! 821 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:18,030 Thanks to you, my son took a razor to his wrists. 822 01:24:18,340 --> 01:24:22,090 Thanks to you, I have lost my son. 823 01:24:22,370 --> 01:24:26,550 And I hope you burn, I hope you burn forever! 824 01:24:48,370 --> 01:24:49,470 Chris? 825 01:24:55,910 --> 01:24:56,660 Sit down. 826 01:25:04,330 --> 01:25:05,240 Drink that. 827 01:25:09,950 --> 01:25:11,090 Toss it... 828 01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:13,320 ...that way it's medicinal! 829 01:25:20,470 --> 01:25:25,740 Good! It's vital for a man to have a couple of slugs in him before discussing heartache. 830 01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:29,200 - I think Hemingway told me that... - You knew Ernest Hemingway? 831 01:25:29,810 --> 01:25:31,450 Margot, actually. 832 01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:37,020 But beauties don't always escape tragedy. 833 01:25:37,350 --> 01:25:40,140 Oh God, this is hell... 834 01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:43,930 I've done something. 835 01:25:45,690 --> 01:25:47,490 I'm guilty... 836 01:25:48,750 --> 01:25:50,460 and I'll burn for it. 837 01:25:53,500 --> 01:26:00,190 Funny thing about guilt... there is nothing so bad that you can't add a little guilt to it and make it worse, 838 01:26:00,740 --> 01:26:05,580 and there is nothing so good you can't add a little guilt to it and make it better. 839 01:26:06,070 --> 01:26:11,420 Guilt distracts us from a greater truth... we have an inherent ability to heal. 840 01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:20,090 We seem intent on living through even the worst heartbreak. 841 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,340 How? 842 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:28,460 Practice. 843 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:49,770 3 a.m., you slut! 844 01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:56,130 I wish! We were in the studio... I can't seem to come up with a song for the single. 845 01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:59,300 You? Couldn't sleep. 846 01:26:59,910 --> 01:27:02,580 So what, you sit here in the dark? 847 01:27:03,430 --> 01:27:10,260 Hey, let's just say "fuck the no-carbs thing", let's go to Dupar's, and eat pancakes till we choke, huh? 848 01:27:12,770 --> 01:27:17,550 Yeah... I think I'm just going to go back to bed. 849 01:27:49,790 --> 01:27:53,910 Tuesday, 3 a.m., once again I can't sleep. 850 01:27:54,190 --> 01:27:59,320 It's like I am waiting for time to fix some part of me that keeps on breaking. 851 01:27:59,660 --> 01:28:04,040 I've already thrown out the newspaper and washed the left-over dishes, 852 01:28:04,530 --> 01:28:09,510 nothing to do but sit here and think. 853 01:28:09,820 --> 01:28:14,810 As a citizen and voter in the city of Los Angeles, it is up to you to decide 854 01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:16,620 if you will allow... 855 01:28:34,490 --> 01:28:36,640 Where are you going with my goddamn flowers? 856 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:42,450 - But they are... - We don't throw anything out that is not completely dead. 857 01:28:43,940 --> 01:28:45,760 - Deal? - Deal. 858 01:28:47,690 --> 01:28:53,310 And another thing... you've got to quit coming over here and moping around. You're fucking depressing me! 859 01:28:57,650 --> 01:28:59,860 I'm depressing you? 860 01:29:00,170 --> 01:29:04,380 That's what I'm saying... If we've reached the point where you're dragging my day, well then... 861 01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:09,900 we've got a problem... seriously. 862 01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:14,410 You've gotta do something... it's time to make a move. 863 01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:20,340 Just find a way to get past this. 864 01:29:21,220 --> 01:29:23,730 Are you being the Oracle right now? 865 01:29:26,310 --> 01:29:31,270 Nah... I'm just being a friend. 866 01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:20,160 Hello, may I help you? Are you Aaron Davis' mother? 867 01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:22,190 I'm sister Davis, yes. 868 01:30:22,410 --> 01:30:24,670 I knew your son, in Los Angeles. 869 01:30:25,230 --> 01:30:29,490 Ah, you must be one of the elders from there; you have that look. 870 01:30:29,820 --> 01:30:32,710 No, my name is Christian. 871 01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:36,810 He lost his watch. 872 01:30:40,300 --> 01:30:43,080 I wanted you to know how sorry I am. 873 01:30:44,590 --> 01:30:48,890 It kills me to think that I could have caused him any pain. 874 01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:20,510 Wait! 875 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:21,570 Could be worse... could be raining. 876 01:33:22,020 --> 01:33:25,810 Oh yeah, it is raining! 877 01:33:26,436 --> 01:33:29,870 Only in LA does it rain when the news has operation storm on. 878 01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:33,957 Don't suppose there's bills of mine in that mail? 879 01:33:43,340 --> 01:33:46,780 Oh my God... it's a copy of my video. 880 01:33:47,060 --> 01:33:48,430 What? 881 01:33:49,020 --> 01:33:51,520 Get outta here! It's about damn time. 882 01:33:51,770 --> 01:33:53,770 Been waiting to see this ... 883 01:33:54,610 --> 01:33:59,370 Come on girl, it's been so top secret. Plug it in, let's go! 884 01:34:05,370 --> 01:34:09,700 OK, I don't want you to snap to some judgement. 885 01:34:10,030 --> 01:34:16,000 Why... is this some kind of like nasty-ass-Christina Aguilera's-can't-go-wrong-with kind of video? 886 01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:19,850 No, it's just... 887 01:34:34,190 --> 01:34:38,160 Tuesday, 3 a.m., 888 01:34:39,010 --> 01:34:43,130 once again I'm wide awake, 889 01:34:44,190 --> 01:34:51,000 waiting for time to mend this part of me 890 01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:54,090 that keeps on breaking. 891 01:34:54,970 --> 01:34:59,190 Newspapers I threw away, 892 01:35:00,270 --> 01:35:04,340 washed the dishes in the sink. 893 01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:07,410 What the fuck... 894 01:35:09,870 --> 01:35:14,220 That's from my journal; what the fuck is stuff from my journal doing in here? 895 01:35:14,470 --> 01:35:18,290 You were the one always telling me to write songs about you... I was gonna tell you... 896 01:35:18,540 --> 01:35:22,410 or ask you or whatever... - You knew I would tell you to go fuck yourself. 897 01:35:22,770 --> 01:35:27,520 So you what? You'd steal my most private personal hell I've been trying to get past, and you turn around 898 01:35:28,140 --> 01:35:30,560 and throw it back in my face, is that it? 899 01:35:30,780 --> 01:35:33,100 I just thought that if something good could come out of this... 900 01:35:33,390 --> 01:35:34,590 Oh, for you maybe... 901 01:35:34,850 --> 01:35:37,360 Jesus, Chris... I didn't want to tell you... 902 01:35:38,283 --> 01:35:44,576 Look... I don't want to tell you like this... but the record label they... 903 01:35:44,854 --> 01:35:47,700 want me to move to New York for a while, 904 01:35:48,043 --> 01:35:51,670 cause... all the hot producers work in the clubs there. 905 01:35:54,060 --> 01:35:58,220 Have a nice trip! 906 01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:02,210 Help you? 907 01:37:02,490 --> 01:37:08,760 - I was looking for Christian... - Yeah, um... no Chris, he's um.... he's not... - Oh, never mind. 908 01:37:09,630 --> 01:37:12,690 Want me to give him a message or anything? 909 01:37:28,580 --> 01:37:29,990 I heard you didn't get the part. 910 01:37:30,330 --> 01:37:33,750 I hate to admit it but I'm gonna miss you when you go back to New York. 911 01:37:33,970 --> 01:37:35,360 Who said anything about leaving? 912 01:37:35,600 --> 01:37:36,880 Come on, you hate LA. 913 01:37:38,290 --> 01:37:41,910 Um, look, if you tell anybody that I said this, I will rip your lips off. 914 01:37:43,420 --> 01:37:45,280 I was miserable in New York; 915 01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:49,890 at least in LA you can be miserable while you get a tan. 916 01:38:11,570 --> 01:38:13,200 My dear boy! 917 01:38:14,620 --> 01:38:17,240 I was hoping this was still good. 918 01:38:18,670 --> 01:38:22,090 Of course it's still good. 919 01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:26,690 I didn't have any place else to go. 920 01:38:28,620 --> 01:38:30,390 Welcome! 921 01:38:33,420 --> 01:38:35,530 Give my young friend whatever he wants. 922 01:38:36,420 --> 01:38:39,540 - What will it be? - Just a coke, thank you. 923 01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:41,910 Nothing stronger? 924 01:38:42,330 --> 01:38:43,960 You look like you could use it. 925 01:38:44,360 --> 01:38:47,460 If you don't mind me saying you look like um... hell? 926 01:38:47,970 --> 01:38:49,020 Why? 927 01:38:50,130 --> 01:38:51,850 I didn't come to unload on you. 928 01:38:52,110 --> 01:38:55,900 Well, you gave me that privilege once. Let me return the favour. 929 01:38:59,280 --> 01:39:05,440 After we met, I was sent home and excommunicated... 930 01:39:06,860 --> 01:39:08,930 for being gay. 931 01:39:10,070 --> 01:39:13,610 Your church doesn't like alcohol or homosexuals; 932 01:39:14,540 --> 01:39:17,370 well, I'm definitely not joining! 933 01:39:19,350 --> 01:39:22,280 Can't imagine heaven without both. 934 01:39:22,490 --> 01:39:23,980 Sorry, go on. 935 01:39:26,110 --> 01:39:33,460 Um, that led me to a brief but disastrous affair with a sharp object. 936 01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:48,340 After the hospital stitched me up, 937 01:39:49,770 --> 01:39:54,010 my parents put me in this place, 938 01:39:55,220 --> 01:39:58,590 this facility, where they were supposed to change me 939 01:40:00,210 --> 01:40:01,710 and fix me. 940 01:40:02,230 --> 01:40:05,260 This one night I was on restriction, 941 01:40:05,780 --> 01:40:10,030 and I was cleaning this floor with a toothbrush. 942 01:40:10,380 --> 01:40:12,010 That's when I heard it... 943 01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:14,040 this voice, 944 01:40:16,310 --> 01:40:17,580 it was like an angel. 945 01:40:30,060 --> 01:40:32,520 It was just the TV. 946 01:40:36,010 --> 01:40:38,260 It was the strangest coincidence. 947 01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:42,020 I don't believe in coincidence... 948 01:40:42,440 --> 01:40:44,930 these days I believe in miracles. 949 01:40:46,150 --> 01:40:47,440 Maybe, 950 01:40:49,130 --> 01:40:52,180 because the girl who was singing, 951 01:40:53,580 --> 01:40:55,760 she's only almost famous; you wouldn't know her, 952 01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:58,870 but I did. 953 01:41:00,690 --> 01:41:04,190 And I know people feel this way about certain songs, 954 01:41:07,920 --> 01:41:10,610 but I felt like she was singing right to me. 955 01:41:17,850 --> 01:41:19,410 This is my young friend. 956 01:41:19,720 --> 01:41:20,930 We've met. 957 01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:23,090 - I went by your place... - I sub-let it... 958 01:41:23,990 --> 01:41:25,600 Is this, this isn't... 959 01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:42,020 He's a great tipper! 960 01:41:52,490 --> 01:41:55,360 Darlings, the food's not gonna get warmer sitting on the counter! 961 01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:57,300 Hot stuff, coming through! 962 01:42:15,980 --> 01:42:17,270 A toast... 963 01:42:18,810 --> 01:42:20,260 An affirmation, 964 01:42:21,390 --> 01:42:23,570 a prayer of thanks. 965 01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:29,480 I want you to know that wherever we find ourselves in this world, 966 01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:33,230 whatever our successes or failures, 967 01:42:33,610 --> 01:42:37,430 come this time of year you will always have a place at my table... 968 01:42:38,590 --> 01:42:40,490 and a place in my heart. 969 01:42:58,740 --> 01:43:02,060 Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots, 970 01:43:03,260 --> 01:43:04,310 but 971 01:43:04,940 --> 01:43:06,450 more and more these days, 972 01:43:07,190 --> 01:43:09,250 I feel like we're all connected. 973 01:43:10,260 --> 01:43:12,260 And it's beautiful, 974 01:43:12,830 --> 01:43:13,800 and funny, 975 01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:17,970 and good.