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(♪ Eerie ambient music)

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(Breathing heavily)

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(Muffled chattering)

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(Nurse) So, on a scale of one to ten,

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ten being the strongest,
how are we doing on the nausea?

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I'd say about... about an eleven.

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(Nurse) You have
any ringing in your ears?

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- (High-pitched ringing)
- Hm?

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(Nurse) Any ringing or...
or buzzing of the ears?

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You sound like you're underwater.

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(Nurse) And any tingling sensations
in your fingertips or toes?

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(Exhales)

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In my mouth.

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- (Nurse) You have tingling in your mouth?
- In my mouth.

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(Nurse) Interesting.
You mind if I take a peek?

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(Light buzzes)

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(Cart clatters)

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(♪ Electronic music)

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(Breathes heavily)

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I bet you two wish
you were in Group A, huh?

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(♪ Electronic music continues)

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Sorry it didn't work out.

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You said $1,750.

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It's $1,750 if you do all eight days.

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- It's a new policy.
- New policy? Since when?

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I was countin' on that scratch, man.

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Sorry, kid. They're shaking things up
in Carpetland again.

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The whole department's
getting the squeeze.

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It's not like the glory days at CLR.

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You know what?
Fuck Naltech!

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Fuck this office!
Fuck you!

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Fuck!

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(♪ Electronic music continues)

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You got a smoke?

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Yeah, sure.

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I guess we both
got the boot, huh?

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(Lighter flicks)

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(Sighs)

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I've been waiting 30 minutes
for the 151.

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Fuckin' blows.

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151 doesn't run on Sundays.

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It's Sunday?

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(♪ Electronic music continues)

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You wanna come home with me?

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You know, Sunday dinner.
Mom always goes big.

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I'll blow you too.
After dinner.

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(♪ Electronic music continues)

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(Gulping)

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(Exhales)

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(Belches)

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(Sighs)

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Please don't look at me.

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I'm not.

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(Bill) Oh, Jesus Christ.
This sucks.

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What's wrong with your hair?

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What do you mean?

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It's all shaved and stuff.

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Hm.
Don't worry about it.

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I like his hair.

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What?

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I do.

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What's your name again?

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Bill.

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Do you hate me, Bill?

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Nope.

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Good.

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Oh, no. Come on.
No, no!

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- (Pounds table)
- No, no! Fuck!

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Hit him!
Hit him!

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Stomp him!

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Come on!

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Oh, that's lousy!

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Every year, man.
I'm tellin' you...

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I'm gonna go downstairs
and shower in a few minutes.

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Why don't you come meet me?

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(Bobby) It's fuckin' impossible.
It's impossible.

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- Do you like football?
- (Bobby growls)

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- They don't draft well.
- No.

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(Bobby) Can't play defense,
they don't draft, they don't ski.

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(♪ Electronic music)

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(Bill) Run!

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- Run, you nigger!
- Run!

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- (Bobby) Go, go, go!
- (Billy) Run, yeah!

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(Cheering)

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- There it is!
- Woohoo!

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(♪ Electronic music)

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(Bobby) Ah!
That was awesome.

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Did you see that shit?

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That was awesome!

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So you really like my hair?

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Or are you just making conversation?

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(Bill) Oh, yeah!

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(♪ ENGLAND DAN AND JOHN FORD
COLEY: "It's Sad to Belong")

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Come on.
Dance with me.

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♪ I met you on a springtime day

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- ♪ You were mindin'...
- Yeah?

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♪ And I was mindin' mine, too...

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- Watch this.
- ♪ Lady, when you looked my way

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♪ I had a strange sensation

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♪ And, darlin',
that's when I knew

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♪ That it's sad to belong
to someone else

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♪ When the right one comes along

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♪ Yes, it's sad...

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I'm really glad
you came to dinner.

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♪ When the right one comes along

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♪ Oh, I wake up in the night

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♪ And I reached beside me

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♪ Hopin' you will be there... ♪

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- Mom!
- (Gasps)

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- What the fuck are you doing?
- (Record scratches)

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Why? Goddamn it!
I hate you!

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I hate you!

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What the fuck is goin' on?

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He was taking advantage of me.

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She's tellin' stories, Bill.

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That's the sauce talkin'.

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Get the fuck out
of my house, pervert.

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Get out!

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Oh, I'll kill him, Daddy.

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Get him!

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(♪ Electronic music)

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(Screams)

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Where you gonna go,
motherfucker?

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You little pervert punk!

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Come at me,
you fuckin' cocksucker!

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(Bill) Oh, shit!

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(Gasps)

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My food!

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No! My window!
You asshole!

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You smashed my bay window!

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He smashed our bay window!

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Let's get him.

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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now watch the glass, Bobber.

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(Gasping)

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Call the cops!

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Go on, call the cops!

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(♪ Electronic music)

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Oh, crud.

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(Boys laughing)

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Nice save, cum-catcher.

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Yeah, too bad Coach doesn't
have a bukkake team, retard,

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you could probably get a full-ride.

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Yeah, you could major in suckin' dick.

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(Boys laughing)

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No, leave it!
It's a good look for you.

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Yeah, it gets me hard.
All that goo everywhere.

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(Moans)

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Are you gonna eat that?
Cos my dick is starving.

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He didn't get enough calories
at breakfast this morning.

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(Boys laugh)

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Ah, fuck!

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(Spits)

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Where'd you get this dumb
fuckin' sandwich, retard?

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You know it's a loser-ass sandwich, D.

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There's just plain white paper
on the motherfucker.

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Dude, tell me I didn't get some
of this shit on my tracksuit.

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Oh, Coach would kill you, Derrick.

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(Sighs)

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I swear to God,
if any of this toxic waste

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gets on my tracksuit,

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I'm gonna track down
the Mexican who made it

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and fucking kill his family!

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God, fuck!

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Let's fucking go.

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(Mr. Hanley) Goddamn it!

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One of these motherfuckers
shit all over the bedding.

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Now they're all covered.

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Patty!

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Yes, Mr. Hanley?

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Get a rag and some soapy water
and clean this up.

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These fuckers gotta be
show quality

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if we're gonna move 'em up
to the front window.

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Like, hand soap
from the bathroom?

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No, get some fuckin' shampoo!
We need 'em to shine!

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Come on, move your ass!

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(Breathes heavily)

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(Slurps)

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(Liquid splattering)

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(♪ Electronic music)

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I'm gonna fuck you so hard
when we get back to Brando's.

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Hey, look!
I think retard's jealous!

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(Laughing)

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What are you looking at,
you fucking dog?

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(All barking)

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(Insects buzzing)

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(Coughing)

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Oh, boy. That ground chuck
has a real kick to it.

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Did you do something
different tonight?

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- Take a sip of water, Norm.
- Oh.

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Ahh.

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That's a-spicy.

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I don't know
what you're talking about.

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You didn't spice it up
a little bit?

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It's just a little cumin.

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No more than the recipe
calls for.

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Mom, what's cumin again?

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Honey, let's not do this tonight.

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Just eat your salad, please.

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- Hey, um... shells are edible.
- Mm.

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Anybody tried their shell yet?

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And why are you not eating?

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- Something happen at school?
- Mom, why are you doing this?

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Why are you trying to pry, OK?

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It's, like, pry, pry, pry with you.

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No one's prying, Kev. Your mom
just asked you a question.

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You need to take it down
a notch.

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You are spazzing.

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- Dad!
- Patty, cool it.

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- So, how was school today?
- Oh, my God.

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Is it always gonna be
an inquisition?

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What did you do today?
Hmm?

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You better tame that tone, mister.

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I'm done.
May I be excused, please?

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No, you may not.
You're gonna sit there with all of us,

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eat your taco salad
and have dessert.

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- I got a chocolate cake.
- (Chuckles)

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Hey, Mom, can I go see a rock show
with Sissy and Karen on Friday?

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Sissy and Karen?
That's a blast from the past.

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I haven't heard you
talk about them

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since you dropped out
of junior college.

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What's the group?

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Oh, they're this really cool
group from New York City.

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They're, um...
really smart and stuff.

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The music is almost educational.

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What's the name of the group?

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The Alliance.

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Oh, I don't know.

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That-that sounds pretty militant.
The Alliance?

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I don't like the sound
of this New York militia music.

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Come on, I never get
to do anything fun!

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- (Fork clatters)
- Hey, you need to take it down a notch.

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Shut the hell up, Kev!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch the language.

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All right?
Now, rock concerts are bad news.

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Plus, we don't want you around
all those strobe lights.

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That's true.

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There's not gonna be
any strobe lights.

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Hey, here's an idea.

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Why don't you invite Sissy
and Karen over Friday night

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and have a slumber party
like old times.

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We can play Party Farm.

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Dad can whip up
some homemade ice cream.

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Hm-hm.

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No one wants to play
that baby stuff anymore, Mom.

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I'm 20 years old.

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Now who's spazzing?

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Kevin, shut the eff up!

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OK, you really need
to take it down a notch.

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(High-pitched screaming)

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(♪ Punk rock music playing)

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♪ Try to see me as I age

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♪ Things up there
with silent rage

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♪ Disgusted with this human race

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♪ Slightly narrowed in a daze

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♪ Cancer that controls your mind

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♪ The cancer
that consumes mankind

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♪ In a world so full of hate

259
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,522
♪ Still it's just to procreate

260
00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:57,109
♪ No one listens,
no one will

261
00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:58,527
♪ And wastes,
you aren't as civilized

262
00:17:58,652 --> 00:18:01,655
♪ No match,
no conviction in their eyes

263
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,911
♪ Fanatical religious right

264
00:18:08,036 --> 00:18:09,246
♪ Prayer with you
because you're white

265
00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:10,580
♪ Pro-white virgin,
now or never

266
00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:12,082
♪ Hold your breath,
hold your last breath...

267
00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:14,584
(Breathes heavily)

268
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,086
♪ See behind,
behind the crossing...

269
00:18:16,211 --> 00:18:17,504
(Breathing heavily)

270
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:18,672
♪ Get lost you hypocrite

271
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,049
♪ We've had enough
of your bullshit...

272
00:18:22,843 --> 00:18:25,679
(Breathing heavily)

273
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,766
♪ No conviction in their eyes, no ♪

274
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,146
(Breathing heavily)

275
00:18:38,066 --> 00:18:39,776
Jesus Christ, lady.

276
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,612
It's a check,
not 100-dollar bill.

277
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,827
May I see
a second form of ID?

278
00:18:48,952 --> 00:18:51,288
No, fuck you.
Don't be a cunt.

279
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:56,335
- What did you just say?
- You heard me the first time.

280
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,503
You're just not used
to anybody challenging

281
00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:00,505
your fuckin' psychological warfare.

282
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:04,718
Now get my cash before I have
you fired for discrimination.

283
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:11,850
(♪ Electronic music)

284
00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,685
Are you trying
to buy some drugs?

285
00:19:21,777 --> 00:19:24,321
Damn, this white boy
all business.

286
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,493
Yo, get away
from my fuckin' door.

287
00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:32,829
Hey, keep these fuckin' kids
away from my door!

288
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,126
(Door closes)

289
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,295
(Sighs)

290
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:46,134
So my man, what you need?

291
00:19:46,259 --> 00:19:47,928
Freestyle it.

292
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,604
- (Distant thudding)
- (Man) Don't do that shit!

293
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,148
(Muffled yelling)

294
00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:13,453
Oh, check this shit out.

295
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,550
Some wigger kid offloaded
all this shit on me

296
00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,635
for a pound of schwag.

297
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,221
Any of these motherfuckers
worth anything?

298
00:20:31,346 --> 00:20:34,724
Yeah, this Neumann here.
You hit the jackpot.

299
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:38,895
Shit, man, make me an offer.
It's priced to scoot.

300
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,148
OK, cool.
Give me a week.

301
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,233
I gotta dump this shit.

302
00:20:43,358 --> 00:20:44,985
All right.

303
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,778
Well, shit,
you wanna stick around?

304
00:20:46,903 --> 00:20:50,031
- Smoke a joint?
- I can't.

305
00:20:50,157 --> 00:20:52,701
It fucks with my motivation.

306
00:20:56,329 --> 00:20:59,332
(♪ Electronic music)

307
00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:34,784
Are you fucking kidding me?

308
00:21:48,465 --> 00:21:49,466
(Door chime rings)

309
00:21:49,591 --> 00:21:51,968
I think I'm in love.

310
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:55,680
Would you look at this clam?

311
00:21:57,849 --> 00:22:00,143
Man, I'm glad the bush
making a comeback.

312
00:22:00,268 --> 00:22:03,188
Shit, it's about fuckin' time.

313
00:22:03,313 --> 00:22:05,482
You might want
to check out page 69.

314
00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:08,443
I think you'll be interested
in page 13.

315
00:22:13,782 --> 00:22:15,825
My man.

316
00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,786
You want a hot dog?

317
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,374
No.

318
00:22:22,499 --> 00:22:24,626
Let me get a... let me get
two packs of Royals.

319
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,253
Royals?

320
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:33,218
Don't sweat, man.
What the fuck I care?

321
00:22:33,343 --> 00:22:36,513
(Door chime rings)

322
00:22:36,638 --> 00:22:39,683
Man, didn't I tell you not
to fucking come in here again?

323
00:22:39,808 --> 00:22:40,809
Huh?

324
00:22:40,934 --> 00:22:42,352
Come on.
Motherfucker!

325
00:22:42,477 --> 00:22:44,062
(Door chime rings)

326
00:22:49,859 --> 00:22:53,405
(♪ Electronic music)

327
00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:56,032
(Car alarm blaring)

328
00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:28,690
(♪ Electronic music)

329
00:23:35,655 --> 00:23:38,325
(♪ Electronic music)

330
00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:52,714
(Police radio chattering)

331
00:24:04,893 --> 00:24:06,478
(Lighter flicks)

332
00:24:11,608 --> 00:24:12,609
(Tires screeching)

333
00:24:16,363 --> 00:24:17,364
(Tires screeching)

334
00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:19,824
(Door chime rings)

335
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:26,414
(♪ Electronic music)

336
00:25:00,323 --> 00:25:01,282
(Tires screech)

337
00:25:07,622 --> 00:25:10,333
You seen anyone suspicious
running around back here?

338
00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:12,460
(Police radio chattering)

339
00:25:15,588 --> 00:25:17,298
You see this creep,

340
00:25:17,424 --> 00:25:19,843
dial the number
at the bottom of the flyer.

341
00:25:22,929 --> 00:25:24,931
(Police siren chirps)

342
00:25:30,186 --> 00:25:32,522
I knew I recognized you.

343
00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:37,444
You were in my Music Appreciation course
at the J.C. before I quit.

344
00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,572
- Yeah?
- (Lighter flicks)

345
00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:44,701
Professor Babcock
threw a stapler at you.

346
00:25:48,163 --> 00:25:50,039
OK, yeah.

347
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:56,629
Your hair was longer then.
Like this.

348
00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:03,762
But other than that,
you look the same.

349
00:26:05,013 --> 00:26:07,348
You look the same too.

350
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:09,684
Thanks.

351
00:26:09,809 --> 00:26:12,061
It's not really a compliment.

352
00:26:17,025 --> 00:26:19,652
Where do you work,
the ice cream shop?

353
00:26:20,236 --> 00:26:21,237
(Sighs)

354
00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:22,655
I wish.

355
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:25,116
The Pet Zone next door.

356
00:26:27,994 --> 00:26:30,413
So what are you doin' out here?
What, are you on break or somethin'?

357
00:26:33,082 --> 00:26:35,502
Mr. Hanley just let me go.

358
00:26:36,669 --> 00:26:38,963
What, like you got fired?

359
00:26:39,088 --> 00:26:41,132
Well, Michigan's raising
the minimum wage,

360
00:26:41,257 --> 00:26:44,052
so he's gonna go back to cleaning
the animal cages himself

361
00:26:44,177 --> 00:26:45,887
until the economy
gets back on its feet.

362
00:26:46,012 --> 00:26:49,098
Jesus Christ, that's what
he fuckin' told you?

363
00:26:50,058 --> 00:26:52,769
Uh-huh.

364
00:26:52,894 --> 00:26:56,397
So, I'm guessing that's not
chocolate chip on your smock.

365
00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:05,240
You're funny.

366
00:27:09,077 --> 00:27:12,330
Look, you got someplace
around here we can go?

367
00:27:16,543 --> 00:27:17,877
Mm.

368
00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:28,012
(Door clicking)

369
00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:37,188
(Sighs)

370
00:27:37,313 --> 00:27:39,357
(Lighter flicks)

371
00:27:39,482 --> 00:27:42,986
You can't smoke in here.
My dad's allergic.

372
00:27:43,111 --> 00:27:45,196
- (Inhales)
- Fuck your dad.

373
00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,294
Is that your mom?

374
00:28:00,795 --> 00:28:02,171
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

375
00:28:02,297 --> 00:28:04,757
What, is she a bull dyke?

376
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:08,386
- What do you mean?
- I mean, does she eat pussy?

377
00:28:09,429 --> 00:28:11,139
You see, the haircut
gives it away.

378
00:28:11,264 --> 00:28:15,101
It makes her look like
a real pro muff-diver.

379
00:28:16,853 --> 00:28:18,146
(Inhales)

380
00:28:18,271 --> 00:28:19,898
Is that your brother?

381
00:28:20,023 --> 00:28:22,734
- Yeah, that's Kevin.
- Oh.

382
00:28:22,859 --> 00:28:25,236
He looks like a faggot.

383
00:28:25,361 --> 00:28:26,905
Well, he's not homosexual.

384
00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:29,616
Yeah, I'm sure
he just looks queer.

385
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:36,122
You the oldest?

386
00:28:37,165 --> 00:28:39,208
Yeah.

387
00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:40,877
Kevin's adopted.

388
00:28:41,002 --> 00:28:42,003
No shit?

389
00:28:43,463 --> 00:28:44,464
Imagine that.

390
00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:47,592
The old barren bull dyke
adopting a little fag kid

391
00:28:47,717 --> 00:28:51,721
just doing her part
for society and shit.

392
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:56,684
Come on.

393
00:28:58,561 --> 00:29:01,564
(♪ Electronic music)

394
00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,777
You want something to drink?

395
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,364
Sure, what do you got?

396
00:29:09,489 --> 00:29:13,534
Water, ice tea,
cherry juice box...

397
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:16,788
That's a pretty
weak-ass selection.

398
00:29:16,913 --> 00:29:21,376
- How 'bout a couple of beers?
- Sorry, Dad's allergic.

399
00:29:21,501 --> 00:29:24,128
To cigarette smoke
and alcohol?

400
00:29:24,253 --> 00:29:25,713
Yeah.

401
00:29:25,838 --> 00:29:29,384
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
How does he cope?

402
00:29:29,509 --> 00:29:31,469
What do you mean?

403
00:29:31,594 --> 00:29:34,305
I mean, how does he cope
in this loser fuckin' family

404
00:29:34,430 --> 00:29:36,766
without some kind of vice?

405
00:29:40,853 --> 00:29:43,106
What's a vice again?

406
00:29:45,692 --> 00:29:47,527
You know,
I can't figure you out.

407
00:29:49,237 --> 00:29:54,242
You got shit for brains
and zero personality,

408
00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:58,079
but you lose those glasses
and that shit-peppered smock,

409
00:29:58,204 --> 00:30:00,289
hell, I could probably
get hard.

410
00:30:05,253 --> 00:30:08,673
You know I'm fuckin'
with you, right?

411
00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:13,594
(Slurps)

412
00:30:15,304 --> 00:30:17,140
Take off your glasses.

413
00:30:25,815 --> 00:30:27,650
Let your hair down.

414
00:30:33,656 --> 00:30:35,491
Shake it out.

415
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:42,373
Now take off
that stupid fuckin' smock.

416
00:31:01,601 --> 00:31:03,853
Why did you bring me
to your house?

417
00:31:05,521 --> 00:31:07,356
I don't know.

418
00:31:07,482 --> 00:31:08,483
Bullshit.

419
00:31:11,277 --> 00:31:15,281
I think you know exactly
why you brought me here.

420
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,953
You got a boyfriend?

421
00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:22,705
No.

422
00:31:22,830 --> 00:31:24,707
Girlfriend?

423
00:31:24,832 --> 00:31:26,292
No.

424
00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,628
I don't give a shit if you
suck pussy like your mom.

425
00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:30,797
I got a thing for dyke bitches.

426
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:32,632
No, I'm not homosexual.

427
00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:35,760
(Chuckles)

428
00:31:35,885 --> 00:31:38,971
You know I'm still
fuckin' with you, right?

429
00:31:40,973 --> 00:31:43,476
(Chuckles)

430
00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:46,604
You need
to take it down a notch.

431
00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:51,818
What is that supposed to mean?

432
00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:54,112
(Chuckles)

433
00:31:58,908 --> 00:32:03,579
Look, I owe you one.

434
00:32:05,832 --> 00:32:07,667
You name it.

435
00:32:09,335 --> 00:32:10,837
Deal?

436
00:32:18,511 --> 00:32:20,680
Think about it.

437
00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:23,266
(Door opens)

438
00:32:23,391 --> 00:32:25,601
- (Connie) Patty?
- That's my mom.

439
00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:29,397
I could use your help
with the grocery bags, please.

440
00:32:32,441 --> 00:32:33,734
Oh, my.

441
00:32:33,860 --> 00:32:36,195
(Coughing)

442
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,365
Mm.

443
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,826
That is fuckin' delicious, Connie.
Thank you.

444
00:32:41,951 --> 00:32:43,119
- I was half starved.
- Dad, he just...

445
00:32:43,244 --> 00:32:44,829
You're gonna let him get away
with that F-bomb?

446
00:32:44,954 --> 00:32:46,664
(Sneezes)

447
00:32:46,789 --> 00:32:49,458
- Quiet, Kev.
- Yeah. Quiet, Kev.

448
00:32:49,584 --> 00:32:53,588
- Shut up, retard.
- That's enough, Kevin.

449
00:32:53,713 --> 00:32:56,090
- What do you call this again?
- Chicken cordon bleu.

450
00:32:56,215 --> 00:32:57,508
It's fantastic.

451
00:32:57,633 --> 00:33:01,512
Well, it was frozen.
It's not like she made it herself, so...

452
00:33:01,637 --> 00:33:04,098
Tame that tone, Kev.
You're on thin ice!

453
00:33:04,223 --> 00:33:08,102
Kevin, you're at an eight,
and you need to be at about a three.

454
00:33:08,227 --> 00:33:09,937
I'm sorry.
He's usually not so aggressive.

455
00:33:10,062 --> 00:33:11,272
It's fine. It's fine.

456
00:33:11,397 --> 00:33:14,859
I'm just not used
to cooking of this caliber.

457
00:33:14,984 --> 00:33:18,571
You see, in Africa
our rations are very meager.

458
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,157
- Africa?
- My parents are missionaries.

459
00:33:21,282 --> 00:33:25,161
We've, uh... spent the last three years
building churches in Tanzania.

460
00:33:25,286 --> 00:33:26,662
Oh, my.

461
00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:31,709
If you survived on a diet of ugali
and, uh, sweet potatoes for three years,

462
00:33:31,834 --> 00:33:35,922
you'd understand why I'm so ecstatic
about your mom's cordon bleu.

463
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:37,840
- What's ugali?
- Don't worry about it.

464
00:33:37,965 --> 00:33:39,175
(Sneezes)

465
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:42,011
- So what's with the haircut?
- Stop prying.

466
00:33:42,136 --> 00:33:43,137
Stop frothing.

467
00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:45,223
Another word and you both
can forget about dessert.

468
00:33:45,348 --> 00:33:46,974
You know, there's no dessert
in Tanzania.

469
00:33:47,099 --> 00:33:51,979
You know, I've always dreamed
of doing missionary work.

470
00:33:52,104 --> 00:33:57,526
Uh... seeing the world
or really making a difference.

471
00:33:57,652 --> 00:34:00,154
Well, you know, nothing's,
uh... nothing's stopping you

472
00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:02,657
from enlisting
on Team Jesus, Norm.

473
00:34:02,782 --> 00:34:06,452
In fact, I'm rounding up a fresh batch
of apostles as we speak.

474
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:08,329
Oh, well, uh, uh...
(Chuckling)

475
00:34:08,454 --> 00:34:11,916
I was thinking more down the line,
you know, after I retire.

476
00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:15,378
It's good to have a purpose.

477
00:34:15,503 --> 00:34:19,090
But if there's any
other way we can help...

478
00:34:19,215 --> 00:34:23,010
Actually, um... I'm in need
of a host family for the week.

479
00:34:23,135 --> 00:34:24,804
I beg your pardon?

480
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,806
He's looking
for somewhere to stay, Norm.

481
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:28,140
Oh!

482
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:31,102
You see, when we moved to Tanzania,
my parents, they sold the house.

483
00:34:31,227 --> 00:34:33,688
They donated the money
to the church.

484
00:34:33,813 --> 00:34:37,108
Our, uh... regular
host family's out of town,

485
00:34:37,233 --> 00:34:40,111
so I've been sleeping
on the couch in the church

486
00:34:40,236 --> 00:34:41,237
for the past two nights.

487
00:34:41,362 --> 00:34:44,031
He can stay in Kevin's room
on the top bunk.

488
00:34:44,156 --> 00:34:45,366
No frickin' way!

489
00:34:45,491 --> 00:34:48,411
Take it down a notch, Kev.

490
00:34:48,536 --> 00:34:50,997
- What do you think?
- (Sneezes)

491
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:54,709
Yeah, I have no problem with it.
I'm happy to help.

492
00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,127
- (Sniffs)
- (Fork clatters)

493
00:34:56,252 --> 00:34:58,129
This blows!
Don't get a say?

494
00:34:58,254 --> 00:35:00,548
What's with all the hostility, rager?

495
00:35:00,673 --> 00:35:02,008
I'm not "raging".

496
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,926
I just don't want to bunk
with some creep

497
00:35:04,051 --> 00:35:06,220
- with a half-shaved head, OK?
- That's it. You're grounded.

498
00:35:06,345 --> 00:35:08,055
- Grounded?
- Grounded with no pudding.

499
00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:11,642
Connie, it's fine, really.

500
00:35:11,767 --> 00:35:13,728
- I know what's wrong with Kev.
- You do?

501
00:35:13,853 --> 00:35:16,439
Sure. It's obvious.

502
00:35:16,564 --> 00:35:19,108
Hey, new guy, do me a favor,
don't call me Kev.

503
00:35:19,233 --> 00:35:20,776
You've been here, like,
five minutes.

504
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:23,612
Zip it, mister, right now.

505
00:35:23,738 --> 00:35:26,240
Look, I don't mean
to be forward, but, um...

506
00:35:26,365 --> 00:35:29,577
I noticed that there wasn't any
family prayer prior to the meal.

507
00:35:29,702 --> 00:35:30,953
Is that common?

508
00:35:31,078 --> 00:35:34,123
Well, yeah, I guess.

509
00:35:34,248 --> 00:35:37,168
OK, well, would you mind
if I, uh...

510
00:35:37,293 --> 00:35:41,630
led us in a, a prayer
just a, just a simple...

511
00:35:41,756 --> 00:35:43,299
Uh, of course not.
Thank you.

512
00:35:43,424 --> 00:35:45,593
- We'd be honored.
- (Norm) Sure. Great.

513
00:35:45,718 --> 00:35:48,554
All right, everybody, grab hands.

514
00:35:49,388 --> 00:35:51,640
Grab hands, OK?

515
00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:56,354
- Kevin.
- (Sighs)

516
00:35:59,774 --> 00:36:05,613
Dear Lord, we thank you for this bountiful
and nourishing meal on the table before us.

517
00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:09,575
May it strengthen and refresh
our earth bodies

518
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:13,579
so that we may follow your
example for yet another day.

519
00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:16,665
Please bless Connie,
who has prepared this feast

520
00:36:16,791 --> 00:36:19,919
with loving hands,
as well as her life partner,

521
00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:23,422
Norman, who invites you
into his heart

522
00:36:23,547 --> 00:36:26,300
and hopes to one day
be called to Tanzania

523
00:36:26,425 --> 00:36:29,345
where he can make a difference.

524
00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:32,848
And please bless Patty,
whose kindness and hospitality

525
00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:34,767
has allowed me
into this home

526
00:36:34,892 --> 00:36:39,730
where I can spread your
wisdom amongst these souls.

527
00:36:39,855 --> 00:36:43,359
And please, bless
and watch over Kevin,

528
00:36:43,484 --> 00:36:45,111
who especially needs
your guidance

529
00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:47,738
during his rebellious years,

530
00:36:47,863 --> 00:36:50,991
as he continues to lash out
and alienate himself

531
00:36:51,117 --> 00:36:54,328
from those around him.

532
00:36:54,453 --> 00:36:59,166
Allow him to grow in grace
and knowledge of you,

533
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:04,255
and guide him in his search
for his birth parents,

534
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:07,633
who must one day hope
to see his face,

535
00:37:09,301 --> 00:37:12,972
just as he longs
to see theirs.

536
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:16,350
- Wait, what?
- In Jesus' name, we pray.

537
00:37:16,475 --> 00:37:18,310
- Mom?
- Uh...

538
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,396
Amen.

539
00:37:22,356 --> 00:37:24,066
(Distant yelling)

540
00:37:24,191 --> 00:37:26,819
Sorry my room is a pig sty.

541
00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:31,282
Your family gives me
a fuckin' migraine.

542
00:37:31,407 --> 00:37:33,451
I've never seen Kev
break down like that.

543
00:37:33,576 --> 00:37:34,618
I feel bad for him.

544
00:37:34,743 --> 00:37:36,287
Look, it's about time somebody
got straight with him.

545
00:37:36,412 --> 00:37:37,413
I mean, Jesus Christ.

546
00:37:37,538 --> 00:37:39,123
When were they gonna fuckin' tell him,
on their death beds?

547
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,502
(Chuckles)

548
00:37:43,627 --> 00:37:44,628
You want a zinger?

549
00:37:44,753 --> 00:37:46,464
No, thanks.
I've got my own.

550
00:37:47,423 --> 00:37:48,757
- Oh?
- Mm-hm.

551
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,178
I'm on five different medications.

552
00:37:53,721 --> 00:37:56,432
Jesus fucking Christ.

553
00:37:56,557 --> 00:37:58,476
You want to listen
to some records?

554
00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:02,521
Knock yourself out.

555
00:38:02,646 --> 00:38:04,690
Thanks for including me
in your prayer.

556
00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:05,941
I thought that was sweet.

557
00:38:06,942 --> 00:38:08,611
You actually bought that shit?

558
00:38:08,736 --> 00:38:09,737
Bought what?

559
00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:13,782
That church bullshit?

560
00:38:15,409 --> 00:38:16,869
You mean you told a lie?

561
00:38:17,536 --> 00:38:18,787
Yeah.

562
00:38:20,456 --> 00:38:22,041
Why would you lie
about Tanzania?

563
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:23,250
Fuck Tanzania.

564
00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:26,295
Look, I needed a place
to hole up.

565
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,506
- Your house is perfect.
- Why is it perfect?

566
00:38:30,591 --> 00:38:32,551
Because nobody'll look
for me here.

567
00:38:32,676 --> 00:38:34,803
- Like those policemen?
- Yeah.

568
00:38:34,929 --> 00:38:36,805
Well, why were they
looking for you?

569
00:38:36,931 --> 00:38:38,974
Because I like to burn shit.

570
00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:40,935
(Lighter clinks)

571
00:38:42,228 --> 00:38:46,023
You wouldn't burn
our house down, would you?

572
00:38:46,148 --> 00:38:47,149
No. Fuck that.

573
00:38:47,274 --> 00:38:49,401
Come on, I wouldn't pull
any weak shit like that.

574
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:50,903
(Exhales)

575
00:38:52,696 --> 00:38:57,701
Hey, remember when you said
that you owed me one?

576
00:38:57,826 --> 00:39:00,454
Yeah, cos it was,
like, an hour ago.

577
00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:02,957
Well, I know what I want.

578
00:39:03,082 --> 00:39:04,124
All right, hit me.

579
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:08,754
I want you to take me
to The Alliance concert on Friday night.

580
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,006
You would.

581
00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,926
Bunch of fuckin' posers.

582
00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:17,012
Yeah, but PSYOPS is opening for them,
and they're my favorite band.

583
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:21,267
There is no fucking way
PSYOPS would play a show

584
00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:22,476
with a band like The Alliance.

585
00:39:22,601 --> 00:39:23,727
(Chuckles)

586
00:39:23,852 --> 00:39:26,105
No, it's true!

587
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,944
Some kid was handing out flyers
downtown a few days ago.

588
00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:34,488
What the fuck is this?

589
00:39:37,366 --> 00:39:39,034
How the fuck did you know
about PSYOPS?

590
00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:40,160
(♪ Punk rock music playing)

591
00:39:40,286 --> 00:39:42,705
Well, my friends Sissy and Karen
turned me onto them.

592
00:39:42,830 --> 00:39:44,873
I've got all their seven inches,
all their cassettes.

593
00:39:44,999 --> 00:39:46,208
- Every one.
- No, you don't.

594
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:47,459
Look!

595
00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:52,047
I even had to make a dub
of "Dinner In America"

596
00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:54,258
because my Boombox
chewed up the original.

597
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,843
♪ Mom and Dad

598
00:39:55,968 --> 00:39:58,095
♪ Conversations
that make you sad

599
00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,431
♪ A lot of talking
and endless dread

600
00:40:00,556 --> 00:40:02,099
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed...

601
00:40:02,224 --> 00:40:04,977
Oh, I love John Q.
He's my favorite of my favorites!

602
00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:06,103
Knock it off.

603
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,690
Knock it off.
You're getting yourself all worked up.

604
00:40:09,815 --> 00:40:12,109
You know, John Q. wears a ski mask
when they play.

605
00:40:12,234 --> 00:40:13,569
Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that.

606
00:40:13,694 --> 00:40:16,530
Will you knock it off?
Stop flailing around!

607
00:40:16,655 --> 00:40:18,532
It's so cool.
It's like, it's top secret.

608
00:40:21,368 --> 00:40:23,078
- You wanna know my secret?
- No.

609
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,371
Oh, come on.
It's a good one.

610
00:40:24,496 --> 00:40:26,498
I don't give a shit.

611
00:40:27,374 --> 00:40:29,335
I write John Q. love letters.

612
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,045
What the fuck
are you talking about?

613
00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:34,590
Well, they're more like poems.
Love poems.

614
00:40:34,715 --> 00:40:37,468
- ♪ Dinner in America... ♪
- I write him one every week.

615
00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:42,431
Oh, my God. I can't believe
I just told you that.

616
00:40:42,556 --> 00:40:45,017
Is that weird?
Do you think I'm weird?

617
00:40:45,142 --> 00:40:46,810
(♪ Punk rock music continues playing)

618
00:40:50,272 --> 00:40:52,149
Where's your fuckin' bathroom?

619
00:40:55,361 --> 00:40:57,363
(Breathes heavily)

620
00:41:20,844 --> 00:41:21,970
(Knocking on door)

621
00:41:22,096 --> 00:41:25,641
(Patty) Simon?
Are you doing a number two?

622
00:41:25,766 --> 00:41:28,727
Because, um... if you need
some extra toilet tissues,

623
00:41:28,852 --> 00:41:32,523
I can grab some for you
from the closet in the hall.

624
00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:48,038
(Panting)

625
00:42:13,272 --> 00:42:15,607
(Police radio chattering)

626
00:42:19,486 --> 00:42:21,488
Which one of you cunts
set this up?

627
00:42:26,493 --> 00:42:28,370
- He did.
- Fuckin"...

628
00:42:28,495 --> 00:42:29,747
- (Lou) Hey, hey, you pricks!
- Get the fuck off me, Simon!

629
00:42:29,872 --> 00:42:31,248
I'm about to call the cops.

630
00:42:31,373 --> 00:42:32,583
Shove it up your ass, Lou!

631
00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:34,668
You're always about
to call the fuckin' cops.

632
00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:38,005
I'm serious! You order something
or take a fuckin' hike!

633
00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:41,341
- Then I demand a cup of coffee!
- Coffee?

634
00:42:41,467 --> 00:42:43,051
Does this look
like a men's shelter?

635
00:42:43,177 --> 00:42:44,219
You order something
off the dinner menu!

636
00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:48,682
Jesus fucking Christ, Lou!
Just get the coffee!

637
00:42:48,807 --> 00:42:51,143
Lady, you mind
your own fuckin' business,

638
00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:53,145
and you and me,
we're gonna get along fine.

639
00:42:55,147 --> 00:42:57,107
The Alliance?

640
00:42:57,232 --> 00:43:00,569
You assholes wanna play eyeliner punk
for a bunch of 14-year-old girls?

641
00:43:00,694 --> 00:43:02,780
Fuck, man. Someone's gotta
call the shots when you're MIA.

642
00:43:02,905 --> 00:43:06,867
MIA? How about gettin' scratch
for our next record, Seth?

643
00:43:06,992 --> 00:43:08,660
Feel free to chip in at any point.

644
00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:11,455
- So you got the money?
- I don't wanna fuckin' talk about it.

645
00:43:11,580 --> 00:43:14,374
You junkie fuck!
You spent it all on dope, huh?

646
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:15,584
You better reel him the fuck in.

647
00:43:15,709 --> 00:43:17,544
- What a load of shit!
- What a load of shit?

648
00:43:17,669 --> 00:43:18,879
You're a load of shit, Morgan!

649
00:43:19,004 --> 00:43:21,298
In the last four months,
you've kicked in, what, 50 bucks

650
00:43:21,423 --> 00:43:22,800
and that piece of shit PA head?

651
00:43:22,925 --> 00:43:24,301
Fuck you!
That PA is 300 watts.

652
00:43:24,426 --> 00:43:26,804
Fuck you!
Fuck your 300 watts, OK?

653
00:43:26,929 --> 00:43:27,971
Fuck all of you!

654
00:43:28,096 --> 00:43:30,307
I'm the one floating
this whole operation.

655
00:43:30,432 --> 00:43:32,309
Do you know how much blood
I need to give

656
00:43:32,434 --> 00:43:34,061
to the fuckin' vampires
at the lab

657
00:43:34,186 --> 00:43:36,647
just to get our masters
out of this hostage situation?

658
00:43:36,772 --> 00:43:38,148
Yeah. Everyone just calm
the fuck down.

659
00:43:38,273 --> 00:43:40,234
- No. Why don't you calm the fuck down?
- Yeah?

660
00:43:40,359 --> 00:43:42,069
We still gotta do the jackets,
press the fuckin' vinyl.

661
00:43:42,194 --> 00:43:43,445
That's another three grand.

662
00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:47,699
Look, Eddie Sorvino
called me last week, OK?

663
00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:51,036
Monty played him the Majestic Twelve
session, and he fucking flipped.

664
00:43:51,161 --> 00:43:54,081
- That's how this whole thing started.
- Shut the fuck up, Morgan!

665
00:43:54,206 --> 00:43:57,042
He wants us to play this gig
with The Alliance, OK?

666
00:43:57,167 --> 00:43:59,294
See if we're a good fit,
feel us out.

667
00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:02,381
If the band likes us,
we're in for the last leg of the tour.

668
00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:03,882
"If the band likes us?"

669
00:44:04,007 --> 00:44:07,886
Plus he said he'd cover our dupes
and get us square with Monty.

670
00:44:08,011 --> 00:44:10,889
Sorvino knows we're good.
He thinks we can go places.

671
00:44:11,014 --> 00:44:14,142
Go places?
We're not fuckin' sailors.

672
00:44:14,268 --> 00:44:15,477
We're a punk rock band.

673
00:44:15,602 --> 00:44:18,230
Hey, asshole! This could be
our big fucking break, OK?

674
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:22,150
Our big break? What the fuck
are you talking about?

675
00:44:24,778 --> 00:44:27,322
Look, you guys
want to play puppet show

676
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:29,783
on Eddie Sorvino's
little circus tour,

677
00:44:29,908 --> 00:44:33,203
go right ahead, but leave me
the fuck out of it.

678
00:44:33,328 --> 00:44:35,330
- How about we vote on it?
- It's not a democracy.

679
00:44:35,998 --> 00:44:37,624
I vote we play
the fucking show.

680
00:44:37,749 --> 00:44:39,543
Me too.

681
00:44:39,668 --> 00:44:42,004
What about you, Donovan?

682
00:44:42,129 --> 00:44:45,632
Yeah, Donnie.
What about you?

683
00:44:48,218 --> 00:44:50,262
Fucking Christ,
I thought we went over this?

684
00:44:53,307 --> 00:44:56,184
- What's with you?
- Quaaludes.

685
00:44:56,310 --> 00:44:58,562
(Laughing)

686
00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:01,982
That's a good boy.

687
00:45:02,107 --> 00:45:06,486
You don't want to play
to a sea of cellphones, do ya?

688
00:45:06,612 --> 00:45:09,323
Bunch of pussies
doing the stand and stare.

689
00:45:10,949 --> 00:45:13,911
That's not what music is, is it?

690
00:45:14,036 --> 00:45:15,537
No.

691
00:45:16,788 --> 00:45:18,081
Goddamn it, lady!

692
00:45:18,206 --> 00:45:21,460
Go back to your shrimp basket,
mind your own fuckin' business!

693
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,837
That's it!
All you punks out!

694
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,214
Now! Move!

695
00:45:29,801 --> 00:45:32,930
Take the scarecrow with ya.

696
00:45:33,055 --> 00:45:36,350
So why the fuck did you guys cancel
the secret show on Friday?

697
00:45:36,475 --> 00:45:38,185
Cos we want to save your juice
for The Alliance gig.

698
00:45:38,310 --> 00:45:41,021
Stop talking about it
like it's fuckin' happenin'.

699
00:45:41,146 --> 00:45:42,856
It's making me nauseous.

700
00:45:42,981 --> 00:45:46,944
You assholes get the show back on
or we're fuckin' done!

701
00:45:47,069 --> 00:45:48,737
I'll call you Friday at noon.

702
00:45:48,862 --> 00:45:51,657
Yo, the heat came
by the lockout again.

703
00:45:51,782 --> 00:45:53,867
They got a real hard-on
for you, man.

704
00:45:53,992 --> 00:45:56,662
Yeah? And what the fuck
did you tell them, Morgan?

705
00:45:56,787 --> 00:45:59,539
Same old, same old,
that we only know you as John Q.

706
00:45:59,665 --> 00:46:03,794
We said you quit,
but I don't think they bought it.

707
00:46:03,919 --> 00:46:06,171
You're in some deep shit, Simon.

708
00:46:08,256 --> 00:46:09,758
Check this out.

709
00:46:11,343 --> 00:46:12,844
They upped the reward.

710
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:17,474
(Chuckles) 5,000 bucks? Damn!

711
00:46:17,599 --> 00:46:20,644
They said you assaulted some lady.
Tried to burn her house down?

712
00:46:20,769 --> 00:46:23,480
That's fuckin' bullshit.

713
00:46:23,605 --> 00:46:25,899
They've been using this crummy
sketch for two years.

714
00:46:26,024 --> 00:46:27,401
At least they don't have
your real name.

715
00:46:27,526 --> 00:46:29,820
Yeah, except now
they're on to me.

716
00:46:29,945 --> 00:46:30,988
How do you know?

717
00:46:31,113 --> 00:46:32,406
Because there was
an unmarked squad car

718
00:46:32,531 --> 00:46:35,742
outside one of my crash pads,
that's how I know,

719
00:46:35,867 --> 00:46:37,911
which means
somebody fucking narced.

720
00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:39,997
- Don't look at me!
- I am lookin' at you.

721
00:46:40,122 --> 00:46:41,748
Hey, hey. Cool it, man.
He didn't say shit!

722
00:46:41,873 --> 00:46:43,500
Man, how the fuck do you know?

723
00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:46,253
I don't fuckin' trust
anybody right now!

724
00:46:46,378 --> 00:46:48,255
Come on.
Don't be paranoid.

725
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:51,133
- You need a new place to crash?
- Not with you assholes.

726
00:46:51,258 --> 00:46:52,592
You want the keys
to the van then?

727
00:46:52,718 --> 00:46:53,927
No. I'm set.

728
00:46:54,553 --> 00:46:56,513
You're sure?

729
00:46:56,638 --> 00:47:00,142
Man, you wouldn't believe me
even if I told you.

730
00:47:00,267 --> 00:47:03,979
(♪ Electronic music)

731
00:47:34,634 --> 00:47:36,219
(Beer can opens)

732
00:48:04,372 --> 00:48:05,332
(Screaming)

733
00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:09,669
(Grunts)

734
00:48:09,795 --> 00:48:12,130
Fucking cool it, rager!

735
00:48:12,255 --> 00:48:14,966
- Fuck!
- You ruined everything!

736
00:48:15,092 --> 00:48:17,385
Calm down or I'm gonna
fuckin' pop you!

737
00:48:17,511 --> 00:48:18,512
Get off me!

738
00:48:18,637 --> 00:48:19,971
You wasted my fucking tall boy.

739
00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:22,933
I hate you!

740
00:48:23,058 --> 00:48:24,434
You know, you've got it
pretty fuckin' good here

741
00:48:24,559 --> 00:48:27,395
for an adopted kid, so you
better quit your bitchin'.

742
00:48:27,521 --> 00:48:29,815
Look at that bunkbed.
It's fuckin' tits.

743
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,234
You got a keyboard.
And what the fuck are those?

744
00:48:32,359 --> 00:48:34,653
- Hmm? Gerbils?
- Guinea pigs, asshole!

745
00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:35,737
Whatever.

746
00:48:35,862 --> 00:48:38,406
You know, your fuckin' problem
isn't that you're adopted,

747
00:48:38,532 --> 00:48:40,659
it's that you're uptight.

748
00:48:40,784 --> 00:48:44,454
I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you
need some weed or somethin'?

749
00:48:45,330 --> 00:48:46,706
(Grunts)

750
00:48:46,832 --> 00:48:48,583
You mean marijuana?

751
00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:50,460
(♪ Electronic music)

752
00:49:00,262 --> 00:49:03,306
(Coughing continues)

753
00:49:03,431 --> 00:49:04,933
You all right?

754
00:49:07,602 --> 00:49:08,728
(Laughs)

755
00:49:08,854 --> 00:49:10,480
How am I supposed to know
when that kicks in?

756
00:49:11,982 --> 00:49:14,359
Let me see those globes.

757
00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:17,779
Oh, yeah.
You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy.

758
00:49:17,904 --> 00:49:20,740
- Huh?
- You're baked.

759
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,245
- Right now?
- Yeah.

760
00:49:25,370 --> 00:49:28,582
- You know how I can tell?
- How?

761
00:49:28,707 --> 00:49:32,127
I'm not sensing any hostility
comin' offa you.

762
00:49:33,336 --> 00:49:36,423
- That's weird. Right?
- Hm-hm.

763
00:49:38,633 --> 00:49:41,803
Look, do you want a little advice?

764
00:49:41,928 --> 00:49:43,221
Sure.

765
00:49:43,346 --> 00:49:47,851
You should be smokin' a gram
of that shit every day.

766
00:49:49,227 --> 00:49:52,230
- Won't I get hooked?
- Hopefully.

767
00:49:52,355 --> 00:49:53,940
(Laughs)

768
00:49:57,736 --> 00:50:00,447
Look, I'mma set you up
with a quarter,

769
00:50:00,572 --> 00:50:03,617
and then I'm gonna teach ya how
to roll a nice, tight bomber.

770
00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:07,287
Aw, thanks.

771
00:50:09,372 --> 00:50:13,251
Hey, did you turn the crickets up?

772
00:50:13,376 --> 00:50:14,961
(Chuckles)

773
00:50:16,087 --> 00:50:18,673
Don't worry about the crickets.

774
00:50:20,175 --> 00:50:21,635
Yeah, you know,
I think I'm stoned.

775
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,221
Yeah, you're really
fuckin' stoned.

776
00:50:24,346 --> 00:50:28,099
That shit burned out a minute ago
and you're still taking hits off of it.

777
00:50:41,154 --> 00:50:44,491
(Footsteps approaching)

778
00:50:54,918 --> 00:50:56,336
Hey.

779
00:50:56,962 --> 00:50:58,380
Hey.

780
00:51:00,465 --> 00:51:01,967
Where is everybody?

781
00:51:03,718 --> 00:51:06,554
Dad's at the office,
Mom took Kevin to high school.

782
00:51:08,390 --> 00:51:09,683
Hm.

783
00:51:09,808 --> 00:51:11,309
(Inhales)

784
00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:13,937
You got any coffee left?

785
00:51:16,815 --> 00:51:18,191
It's cold.

786
00:51:18,316 --> 00:51:19,442
I'm not supposed to have
anything turned on

787
00:51:19,567 --> 00:51:20,986
when I'm alone at the house.

788
00:51:24,197 --> 00:51:25,865
What are you doin'?

789
00:51:26,908 --> 00:51:29,869
I am looking for my purpose.

790
00:51:29,995 --> 00:51:31,830
Your purpose?

791
00:51:32,998 --> 00:51:37,794
Mom says I need to find my purpose
now that I lost my job at The Pet Zone.

792
00:51:37,919 --> 00:51:40,797
Look, she circled
all the good ones.

793
00:51:40,922 --> 00:51:41,965
Let me see that.

794
00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:45,302
Dishwasher?

795
00:51:46,845 --> 00:51:48,972
That's a shit job.

796
00:51:49,097 --> 00:51:51,725
Yeah, that's what I said,
but then Dad said that maybe

797
00:51:51,850 --> 00:51:53,393
I could work my way up
to the prep table.

798
00:51:53,518 --> 00:51:55,061
Oh, my God.

799
00:51:55,186 --> 00:51:58,857
That's so fuckin' bleak,
it's makin' me lightheaded.

800
00:52:01,609 --> 00:52:04,029
Table washer at the food court
in the mall?

801
00:52:08,575 --> 00:52:11,077
God, that coffee taste like shit.

802
00:52:12,495 --> 00:52:13,621
(Sighs)

803
00:52:13,747 --> 00:52:15,165
It's Sanka.

804
00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:19,878
(Mug shatters)

805
00:52:20,003 --> 00:52:23,089
- You got any scratch?
- Huh?

806
00:52:23,214 --> 00:52:24,215
(Lighter flicks)

807
00:52:24,341 --> 00:52:27,010
- Money?
- (Scoffs) Nope.

808
00:52:27,135 --> 00:52:31,264
Mr. Hanley still owes me
for two weeks.

809
00:52:31,389 --> 00:52:36,019
That motherfucker never cut you
a check after he fired you?

810
00:52:36,144 --> 00:52:39,564
- Mm-mm.
- (Lighter clinks)

811
00:52:39,689 --> 00:52:42,984
Well, we're gonna pay him
a little visit today.

812
00:52:43,109 --> 00:52:46,363
And then afterwards,
I'm gonna let you buy me lunch.

813
00:52:49,657 --> 00:52:51,159
Hey, can we shoot hoops first?

814
00:52:53,912 --> 00:52:56,915
(♪ Electronic music)

815
00:52:57,499 --> 00:52:58,708
(Gasping)

816
00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:00,919
Dang!

817
00:53:01,044 --> 00:53:03,296
You're good at basketball!

818
00:53:08,218 --> 00:53:11,346
What do you say
we play H-O-R-S-E?

819
00:53:11,471 --> 00:53:13,807
What do you say
we play F-U-C-K instead?

820
00:53:17,102 --> 00:53:19,813
You ever played F-U-C-K before?

821
00:53:26,111 --> 00:53:28,279
Here's my spot, OK?

822
00:53:34,744 --> 00:53:37,580
How come you clam up
whenever I talk about fuckin'?

823
00:53:43,253 --> 00:53:45,255
You ever make it with a guy?

824
00:53:49,426 --> 00:53:51,928
(Basketball bounces)

825
00:54:01,938 --> 00:54:03,440
Woohoo!

826
00:54:05,942 --> 00:54:07,152
Your turn.

827
00:54:10,321 --> 00:54:13,324
All right, how 'bout this?

828
00:54:13,450 --> 00:54:17,787
If I make this shot,
then you give me a kiss.

829
00:54:20,999 --> 00:54:22,625
A tongue Kiss.

830
00:54:24,669 --> 00:54:26,087
OK.

831
00:54:27,755 --> 00:54:29,257
Yeah?

832
00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:32,302
Yeah.

833
00:54:41,978 --> 00:54:43,730
(Clicks tongue)

834
00:54:47,942 --> 00:54:49,819
What the fuck?

835
00:54:49,944 --> 00:54:52,405
Hey, you got a dead cat here.

836
00:54:52,530 --> 00:54:56,701
Yeah. It's been there
since Monday.

837
00:54:56,826 --> 00:54:59,162
So why the fuck don't you
bury it or something?

838
00:54:59,287 --> 00:55:01,664
I don't know. I've just been,
like, watching it.

839
00:55:01,789 --> 00:55:04,375
- Why?
- I don't know.

840
00:55:05,835 --> 00:55:07,879
That's some creepy shit.

841
00:55:08,004 --> 00:55:09,964
- It is?
- Yeah.

842
00:55:10,089 --> 00:55:11,799
That's like serial killer shit.

843
00:55:11,925 --> 00:55:13,927
- It is?
- Yeah.

844
00:55:17,764 --> 00:55:19,307
Do you think I'm weird?

845
00:55:19,432 --> 00:55:21,809
Oh, yeah.
No, you're fuckin' weird.

846
00:55:21,935 --> 00:55:25,813
- Well, is weird cool?
- In your case, no.

847
00:55:25,939 --> 00:55:29,984
- Well, do you think I'm cool?
- I just said no.

848
00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:31,611
Huh?

849
00:55:32,946 --> 00:55:34,656
I'm fuckin' with you again.

850
00:55:35,532 --> 00:55:36,866
Let's go!

851
00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:43,206
(♪ Electronic music)

852
00:55:44,415 --> 00:55:46,292
So how much
does this hand job owe you?

853
00:55:46,417 --> 00:55:48,962
Like, 400 bucks.

854
00:55:49,087 --> 00:55:51,714
What if I told you
I could double that in a day?

855
00:55:51,839 --> 00:55:53,883
- How?
- Magic.

856
00:55:54,968 --> 00:55:56,886
Like, real magic?

857
00:55:57,011 --> 00:55:58,888
Shit, it's the pigs.

858
00:56:01,266 --> 00:56:03,893
- Well, here comes the 113.
- Don't look.

859
00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:14,696
(Brakes hiss)

860
00:56:15,738 --> 00:56:17,323
Go.

861
00:56:17,448 --> 00:56:19,158
What the...
one fuckin' step, come on!

862
00:56:20,743 --> 00:56:22,161
Shit!

863
00:56:28,626 --> 00:56:30,336
- I'm gonna run.
- No.

864
00:56:30,461 --> 00:56:33,881
They'll catch you.
Cops are fast.

865
00:56:40,388 --> 00:56:43,808
They parked on the other side
of the street.

866
00:56:43,933 --> 00:56:45,059
What are they doin'?

867
00:56:45,602 --> 00:56:47,395
Looks like
they're eating burritos.

868
00:56:55,486 --> 00:56:59,324
Hey, fuckpie.
You here for the deuce?

869
00:56:59,449 --> 00:57:02,076
Oh, she's ready to fuck, D.
All hot and bothered.

870
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:03,244
Just check out
her candy-apple cheeks.

871
00:57:03,369 --> 00:57:04,662
(Chomps teeth)

872
00:57:04,787 --> 00:57:06,331
What the fuck?

873
00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:08,166
Hey, this seat-sniffer
pervin' on you, retard?

874
00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:09,584
No, he's my boyfriend.

875
00:57:10,543 --> 00:57:11,753
That so?

876
00:57:11,878 --> 00:57:13,504
I'm not her boyfriend.

877
00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:14,756
(Laughing)

878
00:57:14,881 --> 00:57:18,259
- Retard's got a boyfriend.
- Apparently, this faggot here.

879
00:57:18,384 --> 00:57:20,261
Shut the fuck up.

880
00:57:20,386 --> 00:57:22,555
Don't call her a retard.

881
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,723
Can you believe this faggot?

882
00:57:23,848 --> 00:57:25,183
Yeah, he's got a faggot mouth
on him, too.

883
00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:27,518
That's an awful lot of faggot
talk comin' from two guys

884
00:57:27,644 --> 00:57:29,354
that look like they're made
for a Russian circle jerk.

885
00:57:29,479 --> 00:57:31,022
Oh, you're dissing
our tracksuits, faggot?

886
00:57:31,147 --> 00:57:35,485
Yeah. I'm dissing
your motherfuckin' tracksuits.

887
00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:38,529
- (Bell rings)
- (Automated voice) 'Stop requested.'

888
00:57:38,655 --> 00:57:40,615
(Grunting)

889
00:57:43,201 --> 00:57:44,786
That's what I thought, bitch.

890
00:57:44,911 --> 00:57:48,039
All you punk faggots got a lot of lip,
but you can't back it up.

891
00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:50,208
Hey, come on, D.
We're gonna be late for practice.

892
00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,834
(Hocking)

893
00:57:56,756 --> 00:58:01,886
I hope he's got a decent cock, retard,
cos he can't fight for shit.

894
00:58:02,011 --> 00:58:04,263
We're still free after practice
if you wanna fuck.

895
00:58:04,389 --> 00:58:06,641
(Bus door closes)

896
00:58:19,362 --> 00:58:22,365
(♪ Electronic music)

897
00:58:23,116 --> 00:58:26,119
Where are we going?

898
00:58:26,244 --> 00:58:30,164
Slow down!
My legs aren't as long as yours.

899
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:34,794
(Door chime rings)

900
00:58:34,919 --> 00:58:36,963
I'll give you
everything in my pocket

901
00:58:37,088 --> 00:58:38,673
if you let me borrow
your truck for an hour.

902
00:58:38,798 --> 00:58:40,383
Far out, man.

903
00:58:42,635 --> 00:58:44,095
Shit, keep her all weekend.

904
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:46,264
Toss me that mini bat, too.

905
00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:48,641
(Engine revs)

906
00:58:48,766 --> 00:58:49,767
(Tires screeching)

907
00:58:49,892 --> 00:58:52,603
Buckle up!
I drive fuckin' nuts!

908
00:58:52,729 --> 00:58:56,190
- It feels like we're on TV!
- This ain't fuckin' TV!

909
00:58:56,315 --> 00:58:58,151
(Tires screeching)

910
00:59:01,446 --> 00:59:02,822
Why are we at my house?

911
00:59:02,947 --> 00:59:06,784
Get your Polaroid, a trash bag
and meet me out back.

912
00:59:08,369 --> 00:59:10,580
(♪ Electronic music)

913
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:16,252
(Grunts)

914
00:59:24,594 --> 00:59:26,471
- (Groaning)
- Twist it up.

915
00:59:26,596 --> 00:59:28,431
Let's go.

916
00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:36,230
(Simon) What are they doin'?

917
00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:39,275
It's like they're warming up.

918
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,985
And stretching.

919
00:59:45,239 --> 00:59:47,784
Show 'em your tits.

920
00:59:47,909 --> 00:59:50,870
- Huh?
- Lift up your shirt.

921
00:59:50,995 --> 00:59:53,080
- No.
- Just do it.

922
01:00:04,258 --> 01:00:05,885
Whoa!
Check it.

923
01:00:06,010 --> 01:00:07,220
(Chuckles)

924
01:00:07,345 --> 01:00:08,721
- Dude!
- Oh, my God!

925
01:00:08,846 --> 01:00:10,223
Hey, hey!

926
01:00:10,348 --> 01:00:11,808
Where the fuck
are you douchebags goin'?

927
01:00:11,933 --> 01:00:14,393
Uh, we'll be right back, Coach.
We gotta take care of something.

928
01:00:14,519 --> 01:00:15,937
Yeah.

929
01:00:16,979 --> 01:00:18,272
(Derrick laughs)

930
01:00:22,109 --> 01:00:23,319
- They're coming!
- Good.

931
01:00:23,444 --> 01:00:25,321
Lay down
on those tackle dummies.

932
01:00:25,446 --> 01:00:27,824
- Why?
- Trust me.

933
01:00:27,949 --> 01:00:29,659
No, on your tummy.
Turn around.

934
01:00:29,784 --> 01:00:31,160
Try to look provocative.

935
01:00:31,285 --> 01:00:32,703
(Patty) Huh?

936
01:00:34,205 --> 01:00:37,208
Oh. Oh, yeah.

937
01:00:40,586 --> 01:00:42,672
Dude, I told you she was in heat.

938
01:00:42,797 --> 01:00:44,215
Go.

939
01:00:47,677 --> 01:00:48,761
Let's double stuff this tard.

940
01:00:48,886 --> 01:00:50,680
(Derrick) Ah, fuck yeah.

941
01:00:51,848 --> 01:00:53,683
(Grunting)

942
01:00:57,144 --> 01:00:59,981
- Now what?
- Strip 'em.

943
01:01:20,835 --> 01:01:24,297
Dump it right in the middle
of this shit fuckin' sandwich.

944
01:01:26,507 --> 01:01:27,508
(Gags)

945
01:01:30,928 --> 01:01:33,014
(Polaroid whirs)

946
01:01:37,184 --> 01:01:38,853
- Coach?
- Huh?

947
01:01:38,978 --> 01:01:41,147
I think the equipment shed
is on fire.

948
01:01:42,523 --> 01:01:44,317
Holy shit.

949
01:01:44,942 --> 01:01:46,611
(Polaroid whirs)

950
01:01:48,529 --> 01:01:49,739
Hold this.

951
01:01:49,864 --> 01:01:52,575
Wake up, cat fuckers!

952
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:55,745
Come here.
It's a little memento.

953
01:01:55,870 --> 01:01:58,372
You ever call her a retard again,

954
01:01:58,497 --> 01:02:01,250
and this bitch is gonna haunt you
for the rest of your fuckin' life.

955
01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,044
(Breathes heavily)

956
01:02:03,169 --> 01:02:06,172
(Laughs) Catfuckers!

957
01:02:10,009 --> 01:02:11,510
Let's beat it.

958
01:02:19,727 --> 01:02:20,728
(Laughs)

959
01:02:20,853 --> 01:02:23,981
Come on! Let's go!
Woohoo!

960
01:02:24,106 --> 01:02:25,107
(Patty giggles)

961
01:02:29,779 --> 01:02:31,489
- (Gasping)
- (Screaming)

962
01:02:35,701 --> 01:02:37,370
Fucking' punk!

963
01:02:37,495 --> 01:02:40,206
What in the fuck is going on?

964
01:02:40,331 --> 01:02:42,792
Jesus fuck!
Get up!

965
01:02:42,917 --> 01:02:44,377
Get up!

966
01:02:44,502 --> 01:02:46,712
- (Yelling)
- (Laughing)

967
01:02:46,837 --> 01:02:50,049
- Fuck, yeah!
- Fuck those jock assholes!

968
01:02:50,174 --> 01:02:52,802
Oh, my God!
That was just like TV!

969
01:02:52,927 --> 01:02:55,721
Man, fuck TV!
That was some raw ass shit!

970
01:02:55,846 --> 01:02:57,556
- Simon?
- Yeah?

971
01:02:57,682 --> 01:03:01,102
- Are we going to jail?
- Probably.

972
01:03:08,734 --> 01:03:10,736
(Door chime rings)

973
01:03:12,446 --> 01:03:16,575
Welcome to Pet Zone.
How may I assist you today?

974
01:03:16,701 --> 01:03:19,245
- What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?

975
01:03:20,955 --> 01:03:22,415
Why are you working here?

976
01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:24,583
Uh... I don't know
what you mean.

977
01:03:24,709 --> 01:03:26,711
Where's your smock?

978
01:03:26,836 --> 01:03:28,796
Why are you putting stickers
on the cat food?

979
01:03:28,921 --> 01:03:31,132
- Mr. Hanley?
- (Mr. Hanley) Yes?

980
01:03:33,342 --> 01:03:35,386
Mr. Hanley, what...
what is she doing here?

981
01:03:37,847 --> 01:03:40,975
You said that you were going back
to cleaning out the cages yourself

982
01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:44,186
because Michigan
was raising the minimum wage.

983
01:03:44,311 --> 01:03:48,190
Look, Patty, you're a nice
enough kid and all,

984
01:03:48,315 --> 01:03:51,027
but let's face it,
you're a little slow.

985
01:03:53,112 --> 01:03:56,907
Too slow for what,
this crummy ass pet store?

986
01:03:57,033 --> 01:03:59,452
Where's her fuckin' check?

987
01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:01,746
Rebecca, why don't you, uh...

988
01:04:01,871 --> 01:04:03,581
head back to the grooming
station and take your break.

989
01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:05,666
Uh-uh. Don't you listen
to this geezer.

990
01:04:05,791 --> 01:04:10,046
- I want you to stay put.
- It's OK.

991
01:04:10,171 --> 01:04:12,840
Why do you keep
fuckin' lookin' at her?

992
01:04:12,965 --> 01:04:13,966
(Sticker gun clicks)

993
01:04:14,091 --> 01:04:16,427
I am not slow, Mr. Hanley,

994
01:04:16,552 --> 01:04:20,890
and I know where everything in
this store is better than you!

995
01:04:21,557 --> 01:04:22,975
And especially her!

996
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:25,436
Where's the goddamn paycheck?

997
01:04:25,561 --> 01:04:26,687
I told Patty I'd put it in the mail
at the end of the week.

998
01:04:26,812 --> 01:04:31,692
- It is the end of the week!
- I want my motherfucking check!

999
01:04:32,526 --> 01:04:33,944
(Both yelling)

1000
01:04:36,864 --> 01:04:38,866
(♪ Hawaiian music)

1001
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,128
- You know what you want?
- I'll have the Hawaiian.

1002
01:04:54,131 --> 01:04:55,633
Hawaiian, huh?

1003
01:04:57,009 --> 01:05:01,388
It has a pineapple ring
and a slice of ham on top.

1004
01:05:01,514 --> 01:05:03,516
What kind of sauce?

1005
01:05:04,141 --> 01:05:06,185
Hm, I don't know.

1006
01:05:06,310 --> 01:05:08,354
Hey, what kind of sauce
comes on the Hawaiian?

1007
01:05:08,479 --> 01:05:10,606
Like, a honey glaze.

1008
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:21,033
All right,
two Hawaiian sandwiches.

1009
01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:31,877
You want some
of my Jimbo fries?

1010
01:05:34,213 --> 01:05:35,714
Yeah, all right.

1011
01:05:40,177 --> 01:05:43,597
- So, is this, like, a date?
- Hmm?

1012
01:05:44,557 --> 01:05:46,725
Are we on a date?

1013
01:05:50,020 --> 01:05:52,189
No, this is a shitty lunch.

1014
01:05:56,569 --> 01:06:00,614
Besides, I thought you
were in love with John Q.

1015
01:06:00,739 --> 01:06:04,743
Yeah, but he's not real.
He's just my music boyfriend.

1016
01:06:06,704 --> 01:06:08,747
Well, I'm gonna take you
to see PSYOPS tomorrow night.

1017
01:06:08,873 --> 01:06:10,708
You're gonna see
your music boyfriend.

1018
01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:17,047
Well, is that a date?

1019
01:06:17,756 --> 01:06:19,091
Yeah, it's a date.

1020
01:06:25,723 --> 01:06:27,141
Simon?

1021
01:06:31,437 --> 01:06:32,855
You can kiss me now.

1022
01:06:34,106 --> 01:06:35,107
It's OK.

1023
01:06:36,317 --> 01:06:38,068
I want you to.

1024
01:06:52,124 --> 01:06:53,667
(♪ Electronic music)

1025
01:07:09,016 --> 01:07:10,517
You can fuck off now.

1026
01:07:10,643 --> 01:07:12,144
(Patty laughs)

1027
01:07:18,651 --> 01:07:20,194
You're a real good kisser.

1028
01:07:20,319 --> 01:07:21,737
(Chuckles)

1029
01:07:23,197 --> 01:07:24,698
Seriously.

1030
01:07:25,866 --> 01:07:27,952
I would not have guessed that.

1031
01:07:29,328 --> 01:07:31,747
- Thanks.
- (Grunts)

1032
01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:37,962
I guess all my practice
with Kevin really pays off.

1033
01:07:43,550 --> 01:07:45,761
What?

1034
01:07:45,886 --> 01:07:48,847
Well, he's not
my real brother. Duh.

1035
01:07:48,973 --> 01:07:50,641
He's adopted.

1036
01:07:56,021 --> 01:07:58,857
I'm just fucking with you.

1037
01:08:00,234 --> 01:08:03,445
(Laughs)

1038
01:08:03,570 --> 01:08:05,030
You need to take it
down a notch.

1039
01:08:05,155 --> 01:08:07,032
(Laughs)

1040
01:08:07,157 --> 01:08:08,784
You need to take it
down a notch.

1041
01:08:08,909 --> 01:08:11,996
And you! You need to take it
down a notch, too.

1042
01:08:12,121 --> 01:08:13,706
(Patty laughs)

1043
01:08:19,420 --> 01:08:23,882
- So much for job hunting, huh?
- Fuck job hunting.

1044
01:08:24,008 --> 01:08:25,551
(Chuckles)

1045
01:08:25,676 --> 01:08:28,804
I'll drive you around tomorrow
in the truck.

1046
01:08:28,929 --> 01:08:30,431
Sweet.

1047
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:38,355
- Hey, you wanna go fuck around?
- Yeah, sure.

1048
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,649
You like Whack-a-Mole?

1049
01:08:45,696 --> 01:08:49,116
(♪ MAC DEMARCO:
"My Kind of Woman")

1050
01:08:49,950 --> 01:08:53,037
♪ Oh, baby

1051
01:08:55,164 --> 01:08:57,583
♪ Oh, man

1052
01:08:59,877 --> 01:09:04,840
♪ You're making my crazy

1053
01:09:04,965 --> 01:09:08,761
♪ Really driving me mad

1054
01:09:11,096 --> 01:09:13,932
♪ That's all right with me

1055
01:09:15,434 --> 01:09:18,812
♪ It's really no fuss

1056
01:09:20,814 --> 01:09:23,859
♪ As long as you're next to me

1057
01:09:26,236 --> 01:09:28,739
♪ Just the two of us

1058
01:09:33,118 --> 01:09:39,792
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman

1059
01:09:43,212 --> 01:09:50,052
♪ My, oh my, what a girl

1060
01:09:53,472 --> 01:09:59,186
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman

1061
01:10:04,274 --> 01:10:06,568
♪ And I'm down
on my hands and knees

1062
01:10:06,693 --> 01:10:12,533
♪ Begging you please,
baby, show me your world ♪

1063
01:10:19,873 --> 01:10:21,959
Pick something out.

1064
01:10:26,338 --> 01:10:28,006
(Patty gasps)

1065
01:10:30,467 --> 01:10:31,760
I want him.

1066
01:10:38,308 --> 01:10:40,060
Wait in line.

1067
01:10:40,727 --> 01:10:42,271
Where are you going?

1068
01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:09,423
(Garage door opens)

1069
01:11:15,721 --> 01:11:18,182
(Patty) I hope Mom's not miffed
we missed dinner.

1070
01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:19,850
Thursday night
is always a big hit.

1071
01:11:19,975 --> 01:11:22,186
(Simon) What's Thursday?

1072
01:11:22,311 --> 01:11:23,979
(Patty) New England clam chowder.

1073
01:11:24,104 --> 01:11:25,105
(Simon laughs)

1074
01:11:25,230 --> 01:11:27,649
Fucking Christ.

1075
01:11:40,078 --> 01:11:42,122
Hey, Simon?

1076
01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:46,335
Yeah?

1077
01:11:47,794 --> 01:11:52,007
Thanks for, like, the best day ever.

1078
01:11:52,132 --> 01:11:54,218
(♪ Electronic music)

1079
01:11:59,264 --> 01:12:01,350
I decided on a name for him.

1080
01:12:04,353 --> 01:12:06,021
What?

1081
01:12:08,398 --> 01:12:10,526
Chomby.

1082
01:12:10,651 --> 01:12:12,319
(Chuckles)

1083
01:12:15,781 --> 01:12:17,324
Chomby.

1084
01:12:17,449 --> 01:12:20,786
(Door opening)

1085
01:12:24,498 --> 01:12:26,208
(Laughs)

1086
01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:30,921
- You back for seconds, Kev?
- Hm?

1087
01:12:31,046 --> 01:12:32,881
That chowder
must've been tits, huh?

1088
01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:37,803
- Yo, what happened to your eye?
- Don't worry about it.

1089
01:12:40,055 --> 01:12:44,935
What are you doing?
Why aren't you wearing pants?

1090
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:47,604
Oh, we should talk.
Things have gotten a little crazy.

1091
01:12:48,897 --> 01:12:50,524
Look, everything was OK

1092
01:12:50,649 --> 01:12:53,235
until Mom and Dad ate
some of Jill's brownies.

1093
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,737
Wait a minute.
Who's Jill?

1094
01:12:55,862 --> 01:12:58,740
- Hey!
- Jill.

1095
01:12:58,865 --> 01:13:00,367
What's she doing here?

1096
01:13:01,618 --> 01:13:05,747
- She's shy.
- I'm not wearing pants.

1097
01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:09,543
Why is she not wearing pants?

1098
01:13:09,668 --> 01:13:12,045
Or underwear.
Kev, you sinking the pink?

1099
01:13:12,170 --> 01:13:15,465
Look, Simon,
you were totally right, man.

1100
01:13:15,591 --> 01:13:19,303
Everything changed for me
when I started smoking pot.

1101
01:13:19,428 --> 01:13:21,388
(Kev snorts)

1102
01:13:21,513 --> 01:13:25,809
- What's the pink?
- Vagina.

1103
01:13:25,934 --> 01:13:27,436
(Chef on TV)
'So, what we're gonna do

1104
01:13:27,561 --> 01:13:28,895
'is just whisk it all together,

1105
01:13:29,021 --> 01:13:32,983
'and you want to whisk it together
so that any of the... the cocoa powder

1106
01:13:33,108 --> 01:13:34,818
'and the cornstarch
all get mixed with the granulated...'

1107
01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:38,655
Hey, kids.
He's making toffee.

1108
01:13:39,531 --> 01:13:42,367
Dad?
Are you OK?

1109
01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:46,413
Oh, yeah.

1110
01:13:46,538 --> 01:13:48,248
How did the job hunt go?

1111
01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:52,127
Oh, I don't know, I...

1112
01:13:52,252 --> 01:13:54,630
I guess we'll see
if anyone calls.

1113
01:13:54,755 --> 01:13:57,299
Oh, don't they just hire you
if they like you?

1114
01:13:57,424 --> 01:14:00,636
Well, there were
multiple candidates.

1115
01:14:00,761 --> 01:14:04,056
Oh, hi, Simon.
What happened to your face?

1116
01:14:04,181 --> 01:14:07,309
I fell down the escalator
at the shopping mall.

1117
01:14:08,018 --> 01:14:10,312
Mm.

1118
01:14:10,437 --> 01:14:14,191
You should go to the freezer,
get the peas, put them on that eye.

1119
01:14:14,316 --> 01:14:18,570
Yeah, I can't.
Kev's guarding it like a hawk.

1120
01:14:18,695 --> 01:14:20,364
That's his turf now.

1121
01:14:20,489 --> 01:14:23,575
Oh. You know he has a girlfriend?

1122
01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:26,411
Yeah, I do. Jill.

1123
01:14:26,536 --> 01:14:27,871
She's a real peach.

1124
01:14:29,748 --> 01:14:33,627
Look, Mom, Simon's gonna take me
to a rock show on Friday night.

1125
01:14:33,752 --> 01:14:36,463
Oh, we talked about that.

1126
01:14:36,588 --> 01:14:39,883
We don't like rock concerts for her
because of the strobe lights.

1127
01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:42,135
There's not gonna be any
fuckin' strobe lights, Connie.

1128
01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:44,930
- You're thinking of a rave.
- What's that?

1129
01:14:45,055 --> 01:14:49,017
It's a bunch of drug addicts,
glowsticks, shit fuckin' music.

1130
01:14:51,395 --> 01:14:55,816
- Have you heard of the raves?
- Oh, yeah.

1131
01:14:56,692 --> 01:14:57,943
- Mom?
- What?

1132
01:14:58,068 --> 01:15:00,737
Why are you and Dad
not wearing any pants?

1133
01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:05,450
I'm not sure.

1134
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:15,335
(Grunting)

1135
01:15:17,295 --> 01:15:20,132
(♪ Punk rock music playing)

1136
01:15:32,227 --> 01:15:34,896
What the fuck
is going on in here?

1137
01:15:36,273 --> 01:15:37,691
Is this provocative?

1138
01:15:39,443 --> 01:15:41,862
I don't know what that is.

1139
01:15:43,155 --> 01:15:45,949
Kill that ghetto blaster,
will ya?

1140
01:15:47,409 --> 01:15:48,660
(Turns music off)

1141
01:15:50,579 --> 01:15:53,707
(Simon sighs)

1142
01:15:53,832 --> 01:15:57,753
Do you want to put your hands
inside my sweatpants?

1143
01:15:57,878 --> 01:16:00,380
(Chuckles)

1144
01:16:02,257 --> 01:16:06,511
Look, how about a raincheck, hm?

1145
01:16:06,636 --> 01:16:08,847
I don't even know
if I can get hard right now.

1146
01:16:08,972 --> 01:16:12,434
My face feels like
fuckin' hamburger.

1147
01:16:12,559 --> 01:16:14,060
(Sighs)

1148
01:16:14,186 --> 01:16:15,729
What do you got in that maraca?

1149
01:16:15,854 --> 01:16:18,482
- My EZ-Dose?
- Yeah.

1150
01:16:19,191 --> 01:16:20,776
Just my medications.

1151
01:16:20,901 --> 01:16:22,527
Well, hook me up
with Sunday and Monday.

1152
01:16:22,652 --> 01:16:24,571
I'm fuckin' dyin' here.

1153
01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:38,126
(Grunts)

1154
01:16:38,251 --> 01:16:39,628
(Gulps)

1155
01:16:40,587 --> 01:16:41,963
Fuck.

1156
01:16:43,757 --> 01:16:45,008
(Sighs)

1157
01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:48,720
Hey, Simon?

1158
01:16:48,845 --> 01:16:50,138
Mm-hm.

1159
01:16:51,348 --> 01:16:53,350
What's a raincheck?

1160
01:16:56,019 --> 01:16:58,480
(Birds chirping)

1161
01:16:59,856 --> 01:17:01,441
(Patty) Simon?

1162
01:17:04,653 --> 01:17:06,613
(Simon exhales)

1163
01:17:06,738 --> 01:17:08,573
Simon?

1164
01:17:13,203 --> 01:17:16,081
- Sim...
- (Gasps)

1165
01:17:16,206 --> 01:17:17,582
(Simon groaning)

1166
01:17:17,707 --> 01:17:19,918
You've gotta wake up.
You've been asleep for eleven hours.

1167
01:17:20,043 --> 01:17:23,797
Oh, fuck.
Those pills are lethal.

1168
01:17:26,258 --> 01:17:28,510
You blast those every day?

1169
01:17:32,389 --> 01:17:34,266
(Groans)

1170
01:17:34,391 --> 01:17:35,851
Can you drive me
to China Hut?

1171
01:17:35,976 --> 01:17:37,477
I've got an interview
in 30 minutes.

1172
01:17:39,145 --> 01:17:41,523
(Grunts)

1173
01:17:41,648 --> 01:17:43,191
All right.

1174
01:17:43,316 --> 01:17:44,818
(Groans)

1175
01:17:44,943 --> 01:17:47,654
(♪ Electronic music)

1176
01:17:50,365 --> 01:17:51,408
Are we going in circles?

1177
01:17:51,533 --> 01:17:54,703
Cos that's the third time
I've seen those garden gnomes.

1178
01:17:56,746 --> 01:17:59,583
Why do you keep looking
at that house?

1179
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,001
We're still going
job hunting, right?

1180
01:18:01,126 --> 01:18:04,087
Man, fuck job hunting.
Fuck China Hut.

1181
01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:06,506
Fuck America.

1182
01:18:06,631 --> 01:18:08,341
I mean, are you really excited
to clean dishes

1183
01:18:08,466 --> 01:18:10,969
in the back
of some shithole buffet?

1184
01:18:17,058 --> 01:18:19,978
Wait, what am I supposed to say
if someone answers the door?

1185
01:18:20,103 --> 01:18:22,898
I don't know, just say
you lost your dog.

1186
01:18:23,023 --> 01:18:24,399
Ask if they've seen it
in the garden or some shit.

1187
01:18:24,524 --> 01:18:27,736
- Yeah, but I don't have a dog.
- Yeah, I know.

1188
01:18:27,861 --> 01:18:30,196
It's just pretend.

1189
01:18:30,322 --> 01:18:32,657
Oh. OK.

1190
01:18:33,742 --> 01:18:36,578
Can the dog's name be Chomby?

1191
01:18:37,704 --> 01:18:39,122
Yeah.

1192
01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:44,711
(Doorbell rings)

1193
01:19:02,771 --> 01:19:04,856
Nobody is in here.

1194
01:19:14,616 --> 01:19:16,159
(Sighs)

1195
01:19:16,284 --> 01:19:17,953
(Lighter flicks)

1196
01:19:19,871 --> 01:19:22,999
You're not gonna burn
this house down, are you?

1197
01:19:23,124 --> 01:19:25,335
What? No.

1198
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:27,545
I live here sometimes.

1199
01:19:32,050 --> 01:19:35,011
Holy smokes, a real trap set.
Can I play it?

1200
01:19:35,136 --> 01:19:36,972
Knock yourself out.

1201
01:19:40,684 --> 01:19:42,727
Yo.

1202
01:19:42,852 --> 01:19:46,439
Where?
Where and when's the show?

1203
01:19:49,150 --> 01:19:50,902
All right, don't be late.

1204
01:19:52,988 --> 01:19:54,906
You suck at drums.

1205
01:19:55,031 --> 01:19:56,032
(Laughs)

1206
01:19:56,157 --> 01:19:59,119
Yeah, I'm more of a singer.

1207
01:19:59,244 --> 01:20:01,538
You sing, huh?

1208
01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:03,707
Like what?

1209
01:20:03,832 --> 01:20:06,626
Oh, like, just, like,
little songs I hear in my head.

1210
01:20:06,751 --> 01:20:08,962
Hey, whose equipment is all this?

1211
01:20:09,087 --> 01:20:11,214
- It was mine.
- Really?

1212
01:20:11,339 --> 01:20:13,675
- Mm-hm.
- You could play all these?

1213
01:20:17,971 --> 01:20:19,639
Come here.

1214
01:20:20,849 --> 01:20:22,600
I want to tell you something.
Come here.

1215
01:20:29,524 --> 01:20:31,067
(Patty grunts)

1216
01:20:31,192 --> 01:20:33,987
Are you all right?

1217
01:20:34,112 --> 01:20:37,741
Yeah, I just hit my elbow a little...

1218
01:20:37,866 --> 01:20:40,410
- (Lighter flicks)
- ...and my ribs.

1219
01:20:42,912 --> 01:20:44,581
All right, listen.

1220
01:20:46,499 --> 01:20:47,500
(Exhales)

1221
01:20:49,836 --> 01:20:52,088
I'm John Q.

1222
01:20:53,757 --> 01:20:55,091
What?

1223
01:20:56,092 --> 01:20:58,803
I'm John Q. from PSYOPS.

1224
01:21:00,638 --> 01:21:02,557
You're not John Q.
Nobody knows who John Q. is.

1225
01:21:02,682 --> 01:21:07,312
Don't you think that maybe
John Q. knows who John Q. is?

1226
01:21:08,354 --> 01:21:09,355
(Laughs)

1227
01:21:09,481 --> 01:21:11,316
What?

1228
01:21:12,776 --> 01:21:14,611
(Laughs)

1229
01:21:15,779 --> 01:21:17,781
Close your eyes.

1230
01:21:19,616 --> 01:21:20,658
(Zipper unzips)

1231
01:21:20,784 --> 01:21:22,452
Close 'em.

1232
01:21:23,787 --> 01:21:25,622
(Laughs)

1233
01:21:39,803 --> 01:21:41,304
Open 'em.

1234
01:21:44,974 --> 01:21:46,434
(Chuckles)

1235
01:21:46,559 --> 01:21:48,436
Big deal.

1236
01:21:48,561 --> 01:21:50,772
Looks just like the one I had
for Toboggan Club.

1237
01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:54,442
Smell it.

1238
01:21:58,613 --> 01:21:59,823
(Sniffs)

1239
01:21:59,948 --> 01:22:01,157
Ugh.

1240
01:22:01,282 --> 01:22:03,743
It smells like the headphones
on the hearing van.

1241
01:22:03,868 --> 01:22:05,995
That's the sweat of every show
we've ever played

1242
01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:07,956
trapped in this fucker.

1243
01:22:09,499 --> 01:22:11,042
That's the smell
of rock and roll.

1244
01:22:11,167 --> 01:22:12,168
(Chuckles)

1245
01:22:12,293 --> 01:22:14,295
What?

1246
01:22:14,420 --> 01:22:16,756
You're still not convinced?

1247
01:22:26,641 --> 01:22:28,309
Oh, my God.

1248
01:22:32,689 --> 01:22:34,858
You are John Q.

1249
01:22:36,192 --> 01:22:39,737
That's fuckin' awkward, huh?

1250
01:22:39,863 --> 01:22:41,990
I mean, not as awkward
as beating off to a torso

1251
01:22:42,115 --> 01:22:45,869
on a cartoon bedspread
for two years, I guess.

1252
01:22:48,454 --> 01:22:52,917
You have any idea how worked up
those Polaroids got me?

1253
01:22:57,881 --> 01:22:59,507
Did you write all those?

1254
01:23:02,802 --> 01:23:04,929
Fuckin' A.

1255
01:23:05,054 --> 01:23:06,556
How?

1256
01:23:08,725 --> 01:23:10,351
I mean, you call them
love poems,

1257
01:23:10,476 --> 01:23:13,730
but they're really these...
these brilliant power pop songs.

1258
01:23:15,481 --> 01:23:17,901
I mean, they're fuckin' genius.

1259
01:23:21,613 --> 01:23:24,949
Do you have any idea
what you're doing?

1260
01:23:29,537 --> 01:23:31,581
Will you say something to me?

1261
01:23:31,706 --> 01:23:33,458
Are you all right?

1262
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:42,008
(♪ Electronic music)

1263
01:23:42,133 --> 01:23:44,135
No, leave it.

1264
01:23:46,137 --> 01:23:47,805
Violate me.

1265
01:23:48,932 --> 01:23:50,600
Fuck me.

1266
01:23:55,605 --> 01:23:59,025
(Breathing heavily)

1267
01:24:04,447 --> 01:24:07,867
(Headboard thumps)

1268
01:24:17,627 --> 01:24:19,379
(Giggles)

1269
01:24:26,219 --> 01:24:28,763
I think I want more violation.

1270
01:24:28,888 --> 01:24:30,348
(Chuckles)

1271
01:24:30,473 --> 01:24:32,558
I gotta save my juice.

1272
01:24:34,143 --> 01:24:35,895
Let's rock out.

1273
01:24:37,939 --> 01:24:38,940
OK, hit it.

1274
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:43,444
It's rolling.

1275
01:24:43,569 --> 01:24:46,364
(♪ Rock music playing)

1276
01:25:21,190 --> 01:25:25,236
I can't believe all that
only took, like, 20 minutes.

1277
01:25:25,361 --> 01:25:30,241
This one right here,
August 13th.

1278
01:25:30,366 --> 01:25:31,909
That was my favorite.

1279
01:25:32,035 --> 01:25:34,454
(Muffled rock music)

1280
01:25:36,039 --> 01:25:39,542
- You really want me to do this?
- Yeah.

1281
01:25:40,835 --> 01:25:42,670
Let's see what you got.

1282
01:25:44,380 --> 01:25:46,799
OK, can I have a kiss?

1283
01:26:06,194 --> 01:26:08,780
(Cassette tape rewinds)

1284
01:26:11,449 --> 01:26:12,950
(Rewinding stops)

1285
01:26:13,910 --> 01:26:15,745
(Plays cassette tape)

1286
01:26:18,247 --> 01:26:21,334
(Drumsticks clicking)

1287
01:26:21,459 --> 01:26:24,796
(♪ Rock music playing)

1288
01:26:33,763 --> 01:26:38,267
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway

1289
01:26:39,852 --> 01:26:44,273
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me

1290
01:26:46,567 --> 01:26:49,404
♪ Like a tongue-tongue

1291
01:26:49,529 --> 01:26:51,572
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb

1292
01:26:51,697 --> 01:26:54,909
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum

1293
01:26:55,034 --> 01:26:57,954
♪ Call me and I'll come

1294
01:26:58,079 --> 01:27:00,206
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1295
01:27:00,331 --> 01:27:01,707
♪ Fuck 'em all

1296
01:27:01,833 --> 01:27:04,794
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1297
01:27:09,715 --> 01:27:13,886
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?

1298
01:27:15,721 --> 01:27:19,976
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me

1299
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:25,231
♪ Like a tongue-tongue

1300
01:27:25,356 --> 01:27:27,650
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb

1301
01:27:27,775 --> 01:27:30,903
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum

1302
01:27:31,028 --> 01:27:33,197
♪ Call me and I'll come

1303
01:27:34,115 --> 01:27:36,200
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1304
01:27:36,325 --> 01:27:37,660
♪ Fuck 'em all

1305
01:27:37,785 --> 01:27:40,455
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1306
01:27:46,002 --> 01:27:48,212
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1307
01:27:48,337 --> 01:27:49,714
♪ Fuck 'em all

1308
01:27:49,839 --> 01:27:51,549
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1309
01:27:57,138 --> 01:27:58,639
♪ But us

1310
01:28:00,016 --> 01:28:01,726
♪ But us

1311
01:28:01,851 --> 01:28:05,271
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪

1312
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:12,278
Fuck.

1313
01:28:13,946 --> 01:28:16,157
(Breathes shakily)

1314
01:28:21,078 --> 01:28:23,164
That was tits.

1315
01:28:25,374 --> 01:28:27,210
Is tits good?

1316
01:28:28,211 --> 01:28:29,837
Yeah. Yeah.

1317
01:28:31,923 --> 01:28:33,299
Tits is good.

1318
01:28:33,424 --> 01:28:35,635
(Chuckles)

1319
01:28:37,595 --> 01:28:39,430
Let's mix it.

1320
01:28:41,807 --> 01:28:44,185
(Cassette tape rewinds)

1321
01:28:44,310 --> 01:28:45,353
(Nancy) Simon?

1322
01:28:45,478 --> 01:28:48,022
(Footsteps approaching)

1323
01:28:48,147 --> 01:28:49,774
Yeah, Mom?

1324
01:28:51,025 --> 01:28:53,110
What's going on down here?

1325
01:28:55,154 --> 01:28:56,531
How did you get in?

1326
01:28:59,534 --> 01:29:00,618
With my key.

1327
01:29:01,994 --> 01:29:04,705
You're not supposed
to have a key.

1328
01:29:04,830 --> 01:29:07,124
Who's this?

1329
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:11,337
This, um... is Patty.

1330
01:29:13,798 --> 01:29:16,384
We're recording a song.

1331
01:29:16,509 --> 01:29:18,594
How was Tanzania?

1332
01:29:18,719 --> 01:29:22,640
Tanzania?
Are you both on dope?

1333
01:29:22,765 --> 01:29:24,058
He's definitely on dope.

1334
01:29:24,183 --> 01:29:26,227
All right, back off, Renae.
I'm not on dope.

1335
01:29:26,352 --> 01:29:27,979
He totally is, Mom. I can tell.
He won't look at me.

1336
01:29:28,104 --> 01:29:30,898
He looks past me,
but not into my eyes

1337
01:29:31,023 --> 01:29:32,066
cos he doesn't want me
to see his eyes.

1338
01:29:32,191 --> 01:29:35,111
Jesus fucking Christ! Can we
just eat the fucking meal?

1339
01:29:35,236 --> 01:29:36,779
Don't talk like that
in front of my kids.

1340
01:29:36,904 --> 01:29:37,905
We learned about dope
in D.A.R.E.

1341
01:29:38,030 --> 01:29:40,116
Dopers share needles
and get AIDS.

1342
01:29:41,701 --> 01:29:42,868
Why are you here?

1343
01:29:42,994 --> 01:29:44,453
(Sighs)

1344
01:29:44,579 --> 01:29:46,497
Oh, it's nice
to see you too, Dad.

1345
01:29:46,622 --> 01:29:50,209
- Answer your father.
- If it's about money, no way.

1346
01:29:50,334 --> 01:29:52,795
Well, don't worry about it.
I'm not after your goddamn money.

1347
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:55,256
There's an agenda, Mom.
There's always an agenda.

1348
01:29:55,381 --> 01:29:58,009
If I were you, I'd check
my jewelry box before he bails.

1349
01:29:58,134 --> 01:30:00,303
- Shut the fuck up, Renae!
- Strike two.

1350
01:30:03,389 --> 01:30:06,559
What is this?
What are you doin'?

1351
01:30:06,684 --> 01:30:08,311
- What is this?
- He's high, Mom.

1352
01:30:08,436 --> 01:30:10,104
Don't pay attention to him.
It's what he wants.

1353
01:30:10,229 --> 01:30:11,939
He feeds off it.

1354
01:30:12,064 --> 01:30:13,482
Uncle Simon
has dirty fingernails

1355
01:30:13,608 --> 01:30:14,984
like the dopers
in my D.A.R.E. book.

1356
01:30:15,109 --> 01:30:16,193
- (Door closes)
- (Danny) Hello?

1357
01:30:16,319 --> 01:30:18,696
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Why is the front door locked?

1358
01:30:18,821 --> 01:30:21,240
Oh.
What are you doin' here?

1359
01:30:22,783 --> 01:30:25,328
- Hi. I'm Danny.
- Hi.

1360
01:30:25,453 --> 01:30:27,997
- Did you give him your key?
- Yeah. So?

1361
01:30:28,122 --> 01:30:29,332
Why'd you do that?

1362
01:30:29,457 --> 01:30:30,875
You know he's not supposed
to be in here, right?

1363
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,211
- Relax, Renae.
- I need to relax, Danny?

1364
01:30:34,337 --> 01:30:35,880
Poor Mom had to come home

1365
01:30:36,005 --> 01:30:37,548
and find these two
in the basement shooting up.

1366
01:30:37,673 --> 01:30:38,841
Oh, my God.

1367
01:30:39,925 --> 01:30:40,968
(Sighs)

1368
01:30:41,093 --> 01:30:42,219
- What's going on here?
- Nothing.

1369
01:30:42,345 --> 01:30:44,263
Nobody's shooting dope,
all right?

1370
01:30:44,388 --> 01:30:47,058
We were writing a song
in the basement.

1371
01:30:47,183 --> 01:30:48,434
I can't do this anymore!

1372
01:30:48,559 --> 01:30:50,311
Great, now Dad's upset.

1373
01:30:50,436 --> 01:30:52,438
Stop picking on Simon!

1374
01:30:52,563 --> 01:30:55,316
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.

1375
01:30:55,441 --> 01:30:56,942
You're all being mean!

1376
01:30:58,402 --> 01:30:59,403
He doesn't do dope.

1377
01:30:59,528 --> 01:31:01,405
He just ate Sunday and Monday
from my EZ-Dose

1378
01:31:01,530 --> 01:31:03,491
- because he got beat up.
- (Chuckles)

1379
01:31:03,616 --> 01:31:04,867
Mommy, what is she talking about?

1380
01:31:04,992 --> 01:31:08,079
I have no idea. I think she's
just as strung out as he is.

1381
01:31:08,204 --> 01:31:09,997
OK, you know what?
Leave her out of this.

1382
01:31:10,122 --> 01:31:12,583
Look, you seem
like a nice enough girl,

1383
01:31:12,708 --> 01:31:14,251
but I'm sure
he's got you brainwashed

1384
01:31:14,377 --> 01:31:16,837
or he's manipulating you
with drugs somehow.

1385
01:31:16,962 --> 01:31:19,340
Simon is a pathological liar.

1386
01:31:19,465 --> 01:31:22,927
He's a thief and a total pyro.

1387
01:31:23,052 --> 01:31:24,387
Hey, you know the cops have been
sniffing around for you?

1388
01:31:24,512 --> 01:31:25,513
Yeah.

1389
01:31:25,638 --> 01:31:27,181
They came by the office
and grilled me for a half hour.

1390
01:31:27,306 --> 01:31:30,184
Oh, God.
Oh, no.

1391
01:31:30,309 --> 01:31:32,728
It's OK, Mom.
He'll be gone soon.

1392
01:31:32,853 --> 01:31:34,480
What's a pyro again?

1393
01:31:34,605 --> 01:31:37,066
- A pyro's...
- Oh. Are you serious?

1394
01:31:37,191 --> 01:31:39,735
OK, you know what?
Knock it off! Knock it off!

1395
01:31:39,860 --> 01:31:42,863
- Not the sharpest stick, is she?
- Don't talk about her like that!

1396
01:31:42,988 --> 01:31:44,990
- Like what?
- Like she's subhuman,

1397
01:31:45,116 --> 01:31:46,951
and with that condescending
fucking tone!

1398
01:31:47,076 --> 01:31:48,661
All right!
That's three!

1399
01:31:48,786 --> 01:31:50,955
Yeah? What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, Allen?

1400
01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:54,083
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

1401
01:31:54,208 --> 01:31:55,751
- Come on, motherfucker!
- hey, hey, hey, stop!

1402
01:31:55,876 --> 01:31:58,045
- Here you go, come on.
- Let's go, big shot!

1403
01:31:58,170 --> 01:31:59,380
(Nancy screams)

1404
01:31:59,505 --> 01:32:00,840
Get out!

1405
01:32:01,632 --> 01:32:05,094
You ruin everything!

1406
01:32:05,219 --> 01:32:07,138
Just get out of here!

1407
01:32:08,472 --> 01:32:09,890
Come on.

1408
01:32:11,517 --> 01:32:14,895
(Truck engine hums)

1409
01:32:20,735 --> 01:32:26,240
So, what'd you think
of my family?

1410
01:32:27,283 --> 01:32:29,994
I like your brother, Danny.

1411
01:32:30,119 --> 01:32:32,246
Yeah, he's solid.

1412
01:32:32,371 --> 01:32:33,789
Simon?

1413
01:32:35,332 --> 01:32:36,625
Yeah?

1414
01:32:36,751 --> 01:32:39,587
Do you think I'm a retard?

1415
01:32:39,712 --> 01:32:40,921
(Tires screeching)

1416
01:32:42,673 --> 01:32:45,134
Don't you ever talk like that.

1417
01:32:47,094 --> 01:32:48,345
Ever.

1418
01:32:50,139 --> 01:32:51,557
You are not a retard.

1419
01:32:52,892 --> 01:32:55,519
You are a total punk rocker.

1420
01:32:58,522 --> 01:33:01,025
- I am?
- Yes.

1421
01:33:03,569 --> 01:33:06,405
You are punk as fuck.

1422
01:33:11,452 --> 01:33:12,995
Can we listen
to our song in here?

1423
01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,705
Fuck, yeah.

1424
01:33:15,748 --> 01:33:17,750
Pop that shit in the tape deck.

1425
01:33:22,379 --> 01:33:25,549
(♪ "Watermelon" playing)

1426
01:33:29,053 --> 01:33:31,305
Are we going on our date now?

1427
01:33:33,265 --> 01:33:34,975
Yeah, we're going
on our date now.

1428
01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:38,938
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway...

1429
01:33:40,981 --> 01:33:43,943
- Simon?
- Hmm?

1430
01:33:44,068 --> 01:33:47,446
Remember when I told you that
yesterday was the best day ever?

1431
01:33:47,571 --> 01:33:49,323
♪ Like a tongue-tongue...

1432
01:33:50,157 --> 01:33:51,659
Yeah.

1433
01:33:53,994 --> 01:33:56,163
Today is even better.

1434
01:33:59,041 --> 01:34:01,126
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1435
01:34:01,252 --> 01:34:02,711
♪ Fuck 'em all

1436
01:34:02,837 --> 01:34:04,421
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪

1437
01:34:04,547 --> 01:34:07,633
(Chattering)

1438
01:34:10,511 --> 01:34:12,346
(♪ Electric guitar music)

1439
01:34:12,471 --> 01:34:13,764
What a fuckin' dump.

1440
01:34:13,889 --> 01:34:16,016
I mean that's, what, 40 people?

1441
01:34:16,141 --> 01:34:17,643
You call this a show?

1442
01:34:17,768 --> 01:34:20,145
It's punk rock, you dumb fuck.

1443
01:34:20,271 --> 01:34:21,522
(Laughs)

1444
01:34:21,647 --> 01:34:23,232
Hey, you watch your fuckin' mouth.

1445
01:34:23,357 --> 01:34:25,234
You have any idea
how many bands would kill

1446
01:34:25,359 --> 01:34:26,819
to play a show
with The Alliance?

1447
01:34:26,944 --> 01:34:28,404
I'm throwing you
a fuckin' bone, kid.

1448
01:34:28,529 --> 01:34:30,406
Yeah? Well, why don't you
take that bone

1449
01:34:30,531 --> 01:34:32,741
and shove it up
your fat fuckin' ass?

1450
01:34:33,367 --> 01:34:35,327
(Laughs)

1451
01:34:35,452 --> 01:34:37,496
What's with your boy?
How come I gotta fuckin' twist his arm

1452
01:34:37,621 --> 01:34:40,749
to play with the hottest band
out of New York?

1453
01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:44,295
Fuckin' hottest pile of shit
out of New York.

1454
01:34:44,420 --> 01:34:47,631
Oh, OK. So, so you're
gonna tell me what's hot?

1455
01:34:47,756 --> 01:34:50,009
Kid, I'm standing in the fuckin'
filthiest green room

1456
01:34:50,134 --> 01:34:51,385
I've ever seen in my life,

1457
01:34:51,510 --> 01:34:53,846
and you're about to play
next to a fuckin' Chevy Impala.

1458
01:34:53,971 --> 01:34:56,390
Yeah, well, nobody asked you
to fucking come.

1459
01:34:56,515 --> 01:34:58,726
- Actually, I did.
- You would.

1460
01:34:58,851 --> 01:35:00,102
Let's do this.

1461
01:35:00,227 --> 01:35:02,187
Troy says
we gotta be out by ten.

1462
01:35:02,313 --> 01:35:04,398
You're makin'
a huge fuckin' mistake.

1463
01:35:04,523 --> 01:35:06,901
These cocksuckers said you're playing,
and I'm holding you to it.

1464
01:35:07,026 --> 01:35:08,611
I sunk my own money
in this promotion.

1465
01:35:08,736 --> 01:35:11,280
Yeah?
That's not my fuckin' problem.

1466
01:35:11,405 --> 01:35:13,699
I booked it two weeks ago.
I'm makin' it your fuckin' problem.

1467
01:35:13,824 --> 01:35:16,035
How about this?
Fuck you!

1468
01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:18,287
Fuck your problems!

1469
01:35:18,412 --> 01:35:22,041
I'd rather fuck my own mom
than play with The Alliance.

1470
01:35:30,090 --> 01:35:31,926
- Let's go.
- Simon!

1471
01:35:36,472 --> 01:35:38,974
You cunts just made
my shit list.

1472
01:35:39,099 --> 01:35:41,060
This little fuck-up's gonna
cost me a lot of money.

1473
01:35:44,688 --> 01:35:46,690
What the fuck is this shit?

1474
01:35:50,361 --> 01:35:52,112
(Laughs)

1475
01:35:54,698 --> 01:35:58,243
(Crowd cheering)

1476
01:35:58,369 --> 01:35:59,495
♪ You make the rules,
we break the rules

1477
01:35:59,620 --> 01:36:00,621
♪ We do it our way

1478
01:36:00,746 --> 01:36:02,915
♪ Rejects of society
and we are here to stay

1479
01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:04,166
♪ Won't take your shit
no fucking more

1480
01:36:04,291 --> 01:36:05,417
♪ Today is the day

1481
01:36:05,542 --> 01:36:06,543
♪ Time has come
to give you some

1482
01:36:06,669 --> 01:36:08,212
♪ Get out of my face

1483
01:36:12,257 --> 01:36:13,550
♪ Shit that's flying
out of your mouth

1484
01:36:13,676 --> 01:36:14,718
♪ I'm going insane

1485
01:36:14,843 --> 01:36:15,844
♪ One more fucking
word from you

1486
01:36:15,970 --> 01:36:17,054
♪ I'll kick you in the face

1487
01:36:17,179 --> 01:36:18,222
♪ Have no respect
for your kind

1488
01:36:18,347 --> 01:36:19,390
♪ You're cancer in my brain

1489
01:36:19,515 --> 01:36:20,724
♪ We're paranoid,
it's justified

1490
01:36:20,849 --> 01:36:22,017
♪ This is what we say

1491
01:36:24,728 --> 01:36:26,105
♪ We won't obey

1492
01:36:26,230 --> 01:36:30,317
♪ We won't, we won't obey

1493
01:36:30,442 --> 01:36:34,279
♪ We won't, we won't obey

1494
01:36:34,405 --> 01:36:38,409
♪ We won't, we won't obey

1495
01:36:39,702 --> 01:36:40,828
♪ We won't obey

1496
01:36:42,037 --> 01:36:44,164
♪ We won't obey

1497
01:36:44,289 --> 01:36:45,290
♪ We won't obey

1498
01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:47,751
♪ No ♪

1499
01:36:47,876 --> 01:36:49,545
(Crowd cheering)

1500
01:36:49,670 --> 01:36:53,549
This next one is dedicated
to my music girlfriend.

1501
01:36:53,674 --> 01:36:55,509
(Cheering)

1502
01:36:57,928 --> 01:37:00,222
(♪ Punk rock music)

1503
01:37:05,019 --> 01:37:07,062
♪ Microwave it, shove it down

1504
01:37:07,187 --> 01:37:09,231
♪ Too bad your food
is turning brown

1505
01:37:09,356 --> 01:37:11,442
♪ Poison veggies
and plastic meat

1506
01:37:11,567 --> 01:37:13,777
♪ Nothing real
for us to eat

1507
01:37:13,902 --> 01:37:15,946
♪ Around the table,
Mom and Dad

1508
01:37:16,071 --> 01:37:18,282
♪ Conversations
that make you sad

1509
01:37:18,407 --> 01:37:21,326
♪ A lot of talking,
endless dread

1510
01:37:21,452 --> 01:37:22,745
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed

1511
01:37:22,870 --> 01:37:25,205
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America

1512
01:37:25,330 --> 01:37:27,166
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America

1513
01:37:27,291 --> 01:37:29,710
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America ♪

1514
01:37:29,835 --> 01:37:31,920
(Drums pounding)

1515
01:37:33,047 --> 01:37:34,465
(Sirens chirping)

1516
01:37:36,467 --> 01:37:37,468
Run!

1517
01:37:38,677 --> 01:37:40,721
(♪ Percussive music)

1518
01:37:45,809 --> 01:37:48,270
Fuck you!
Fuck you!

1519
01:37:48,395 --> 01:37:50,105
How fucking unpunk is it,

1520
01:37:50,230 --> 01:37:52,608
turn me in on some
Crime Stoppers hotline?

1521
01:37:52,733 --> 01:37:54,860
Fucking bullshit!

1522
01:37:54,985 --> 01:37:55,986
- Motherfucker!
- Get in the car!

1523
01:37:56,111 --> 01:37:59,239
Wait, wait! Wait!

1524
01:37:59,364 --> 01:38:03,410
You can't take him!
He didn't do anything!

1525
01:38:03,535 --> 01:38:06,080
Hey, have fun in the nasty.

1526
01:38:06,955 --> 01:38:09,249
They're gonna crack your pelvis
like a softshell crab.

1527
01:38:15,089 --> 01:38:16,715
Hey.

1528
01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:20,385
- I got your cigarettes.
- Aw, that's fuckin' tits.

1529
01:38:20,511 --> 01:38:22,179
(Lighter flicks)

1530
01:38:23,514 --> 01:38:25,849
(♪ Electronic music)

1531
01:38:27,935 --> 01:38:29,770
(Sighs)

1532
01:38:31,063 --> 01:38:33,607
Sorry about this shitty
fucking date.

1533
01:38:33,732 --> 01:38:35,776
(Chuckles)

1534
01:38:35,901 --> 01:38:38,112
It doesn't get much worse
than this.

1535
01:38:38,237 --> 01:38:41,824
It's OK. I'm just happy
I got to see you play.

1536
01:38:44,118 --> 01:38:46,870
I'm not gonna see you
for a while, huh?

1537
01:38:51,208 --> 01:38:54,628
- Hey, Simon?
- Yeah?

1538
01:38:54,753 --> 01:38:58,132
Remember when you dedicated the
song to your music girlfriend?

1539
01:38:59,049 --> 01:39:00,759
Mm-hm.

1540
01:39:00,884 --> 01:39:03,137
You were looking at me, right?

1541
01:39:04,638 --> 01:39:06,723
Yeah, I was lookin' at you.

1542
01:39:07,307 --> 01:39:08,809
I thought so.

1543
01:39:12,980 --> 01:39:14,773
Simon?

1544
01:39:14,898 --> 01:39:15,899
Yeah?

1545
01:39:18,610 --> 01:39:21,446
You're my real boyfriend now, right?

1546
01:39:25,325 --> 01:39:27,828
Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend.

1547
01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:34,626
(Police radio chattering)

1548
01:39:37,713 --> 01:39:39,256
(Car door opens)

1549
01:39:39,381 --> 01:39:40,674
(Officer) No contact.

1550
01:39:40,799 --> 01:39:43,135
Keep that cigarette
out of the prisoner's mouth.

1551
01:39:44,595 --> 01:39:46,847
(Car door closes)

1552
01:39:51,143 --> 01:39:52,978
Stay punk.

1553
01:40:05,365 --> 01:40:06,950
(Sissy) Patty?

1554
01:40:07,075 --> 01:40:09,161
I told you it was her.

1555
01:40:09,870 --> 01:40:12,080
Hey, Sissy. Hi, Karen.

1556
01:40:12,206 --> 01:40:14,499
Were you just totally
tongue-fucking John Q.

1557
01:40:14,625 --> 01:40:16,084
In the back of that cruiser?

1558
01:40:16,210 --> 01:40:18,128
Uh-huh.

1559
01:40:18,253 --> 01:40:19,838
He's my real boyfriend.

1560
01:40:20,923 --> 01:40:24,801
We're starting a riot girl band.
You wanna be in it?

1561
01:40:27,012 --> 01:40:28,430
Uh-huh.

1562
01:40:29,139 --> 01:40:30,724
(Coughing)

1563
01:40:42,903 --> 01:40:45,739
(♪ Electronic music)

1564
01:40:49,618 --> 01:40:52,913
(Simon) 'Patty, thanks
for the care package.

1565
01:40:53,038 --> 01:40:55,415
'I almost cried
when I saw the earplugs.

1566
01:40:55,540 --> 01:40:57,918
'If Lloyd was at an eight
before, now he's at a two.'

1567
01:40:58,043 --> 01:41:00,587
(Grunting)

1568
01:41:00,712 --> 01:41:02,506
'Every now and then,
he hits a four.

1569
01:41:02,631 --> 01:41:05,509
'Gets himself whipped up into
a frenzy over Michelle McBride

1570
01:41:05,634 --> 01:41:07,010
'on the Action Five News.'

1571
01:41:07,135 --> 01:41:09,096
(Gasping)

1572
01:41:09,221 --> 01:41:11,098
(Grunting)

1573
01:41:11,223 --> 01:41:14,017
'There isn't shit to do here
but pump iron, write,

1574
01:41:14,142 --> 01:41:16,520
'and steer clear
of the shower sharks.

1575
01:41:18,230 --> 01:41:20,023
'Thanks for the notebook.

1576
01:41:20,148 --> 01:41:24,611
'I was down to my last one,
so the timing was tits.

1577
01:41:24,736 --> 01:41:27,364
'All insanity aside, I probably
generated enough material

1578
01:41:27,489 --> 01:41:31,410
'for ten albums
in this shithole.

1579
01:41:31,535 --> 01:41:34,663
'I hope Danny can drive you up
again for the holiday weekend.

1580
01:41:34,788 --> 01:41:36,331
'It's the only thing
I have to look forward to,

1581
01:41:36,456 --> 01:41:38,917
'even if we only get
half an hour.

1582
01:41:39,042 --> 01:41:43,046
'Trust me, I'm countin'
the fuckin' minutes.

1583
01:41:44,631 --> 01:41:47,926
'Your music boyfriend, Simon.

1584
01:41:49,970 --> 01:41:54,141
'PS: Thanks for taking care
of shit with Albert for me.

1585
01:41:54,266 --> 01:41:57,144
'Tell him Reggie's
peach cobbler is dynamite.

1586
01:41:57,269 --> 01:42:00,397
'For real, I think it saved my life.

1587
01:42:00,522 --> 01:42:03,317
'And you should see me.
I probably put on 15 pounds.'

1588
01:42:03,442 --> 01:42:04,443
(Polaroid whirs)

1589
01:42:06,194 --> 01:42:07,904
(Knocking on door)

1590
01:42:14,745 --> 01:42:15,746
(Cell door closes)

1591
01:42:15,871 --> 01:42:16,872
'I'm feeling so much stronger

1592
01:42:16,997 --> 01:42:20,083
'since I stopped eating
the shit they feed the animals.

1593
01:42:21,293 --> 01:42:23,086
'It's just too bad
you have to go to prison

1594
01:42:23,211 --> 01:42:26,965
'to get a decent
dinner in America.'

1595
01:42:28,884 --> 01:42:31,219
(Laughs)

1596
01:42:31,345 --> 01:42:34,473
What's so funny, retard?

1597
01:42:36,892 --> 01:42:38,935
Hey, horse face,
we're fucking talking to you.

1598
01:42:39,061 --> 01:42:41,271
- Is she fucking ignoring us?
- Are you ignoring us, retard?

1599
01:42:41,396 --> 01:42:44,274
(Gina) Maybe she's one
of those deaf mute retards.

1600
01:42:44,399 --> 01:42:50,072
Hey, are you one of those
deaf, mute retards?

1601
01:42:52,908 --> 01:42:53,950
(Bus bell rings)

1602
01:42:54,076 --> 01:42:56,078
(Automated voice)
'Stop requested.'

1603
01:42:57,537 --> 01:42:59,289
(Gasps)

1604
01:43:05,754 --> 01:43:08,882
You need to take it down a notch,
motherfucker!

1605
01:43:09,007 --> 01:43:11,760
(♪ Electronic music)

1606
01:43:26,233 --> 01:43:29,069
(♪ "Watermelon" playing)

1607
01:43:38,537 --> 01:43:42,707
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway

1608
01:43:44,543 --> 01:43:48,713
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me

1609
01:43:51,383 --> 01:43:53,218
♪ Like a tongue-tongue

1610
01:43:54,302 --> 01:43:56,430
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb

1611
01:43:56,555 --> 01:43:59,808
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum

1612
01:43:59,933 --> 01:44:02,310
♪ Call me and I'll come

1613
01:44:02,853 --> 01:44:04,980
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1614
01:44:05,105 --> 01:44:06,398
♪ Fuck 'em all

1615
01:44:06,523 --> 01:44:09,276
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1616
01:44:09,419 --> 01:44:14,419
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1617
01:44:14,531 --> 01:44:18,702
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?

1618
01:44:20,620 --> 01:44:24,458
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me

1619
01:44:27,335 --> 01:44:29,212
♪ Like a tongue-tongue

1620
01:44:30,255 --> 01:44:32,132
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb

1621
01:44:32,257 --> 01:44:35,635
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum

1622
01:44:35,760 --> 01:44:38,013
♪ Call me and I'll come

1623
01:44:38,847 --> 01:44:41,057
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1624
01:44:41,183 --> 01:44:42,559
♪ Fuck 'em all

1625
01:44:42,684 --> 01:44:45,103
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1626
01:44:50,859 --> 01:44:53,069
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1627
01:44:53,195 --> 01:44:54,571
♪ Fuck 'em all

1628
01:44:54,696 --> 01:44:57,032
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1629
01:45:01,828 --> 01:45:03,330
♪ But us

1630
01:45:04,748 --> 01:45:06,541
♪ But us

1631
01:45:06,666 --> 01:45:10,086
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪