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Check the heart line.

2
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Are you hyperventilating
the patient?

3
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No, doctor.

4
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Ready the bone wax.
Metzenbaum scissors.

5
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Metzenbaum scissors.

6
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Get that cat out of here.

7
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Yes, sir.

8
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Ready to close. Remove
the Weitlander retractor.

9
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We're closing, doctor.

10
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Remove the Raney clip,
for god's sake.

11
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I appreciate your letting me

12
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observe that
brain operation today.

13
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It would've
been more complicated

14
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if he'd needed one,

15
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but since you wanted to
observe my technique, I...

16
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That was very nice of you.
Doctor, were you, uh,

17
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were you interested
in science as a child?

18
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I don't know if I was interested

19
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so much in the science

20
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as I was the slime
that goes along with it.

21
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Snakes and frogs.

22
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When I saw how slimy
the human brain was, I...

23
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I knew that's what
I wanted to do

24
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with the rest of my life.

25
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What's the matter, Timon?

26
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I thought you liked fish.

27
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They taste funny.

28
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Really? It's fresh.

29
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It came right out of that tank.

30
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You hooked my angel fish?!

31
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Why do you do
these terrible things?

32
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Because I love
to see those veins

33
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in your temple throb.

34
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You... you...

35
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I'll kill you.

36
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Look here, you devil woman,

37
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you'll never do this
to another man!

38
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Oh, yes, I will.
I'll do it,

39
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and I'll do it,
and I'll do it again.

40
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Would you read that back to me?

41
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I'm afraid that might make me

42
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sound pompous to your readers.

43
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Uh, "my brilliant research
in brain transplantation

44
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"is unsurpassed

45
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and will probably make my name
live beyond eternity."

46
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No, that's all right.

47
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Take out the "probably."

48
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It makes me sound
wishy-washy.

49
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You take your hands off me,
you impotent prune!

50
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Ohh!

51
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My Renoir!
I'll kill you!

52
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I get so excited
when you get angry.

53
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It makes me feel so much closer

54
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to the reading of the will.

55
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You won't get a penny.

56
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I changed my will months ago.

57
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You son of a bitch.

58
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Well, I guess I'll
just have to find me

59
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a new man to torture.

60
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Dr. Furrier...

61
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That's... Hfuhruhurr.

62
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I'm sorry.

63
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That's all right.

64
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A lot of people mispronounce it,

65
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but it sounds just
the way it's spelled.

66
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H-f-u-h-r-u-h-u-r-r.
Hfuhruhurr.

67
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Hfuhruhurr-rur.

68
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That's good. You just went
a little past it there.

69
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Just put the brakes on
a little sooner.

70
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Doctor, I, uh...
I know you were quite shaken

71
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by the tragic death
of your wife.

72
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Oh, I couldn't talk
about it for a long while,

73
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but... Time passes by,
and I can handle it now.

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Her name was Rebecca.

75
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Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?!

76
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Is Ookums having
a massive heart attack?

77
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What a shame, with me
so young and hot!

78
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Pom-pom!

79
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Rip her throat out!

80
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Aah!

81
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Why?! Why?! Why?!
Why?! Why?! Why?!

82
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Dr. Furrier!

83
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Hfuhruhurr!

84
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I'm sorry.

85
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She was...

86
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Everything.

87
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Is that her?

88
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No. That's just
a statue of her.

89
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Our gardener Ramon, he...

90
00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:07,471
He made made that
for me after she...

91
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I love the way her head moves.

92
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She almost looks...
Alive.

93
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Watch out!

94
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Bye-bye!

95
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An angel.

96
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Little girl?

97
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Yes, sir?

98
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I want you to do something
very important, all right?

99
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OK.

100
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I want you to run home,
and I want you to call the E.R.

101
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of North Bank General Hospital,
932 1000.

102
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Tell them to set up O.R. 6 immediately

103
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and contact anesthesiologist
Isadore Tourick,

104
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472 2112, beep 12.

105
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Have them send an ambulance
with a paramedic crew,

106
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light IV, D-5 and W, KVO.
You got it?

107
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E.R., North Bank
General Hospital,

108
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932 1000.

109
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Set up O.R. 6,

110
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contact anesthesiologist
Isadore Tourick,

111
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472 2112, beep 12.

112
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Ambulance with paramedics
and light IV,

113
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D-5 and W, KVO.

114
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That's good.

115
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Sounds like a subdural
hematoma to me.

116
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Oh, it does, does it?

117
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Well, it's not your job
to diagnose.

118
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But I thought...

119
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You thought! You thought!
Just go!

120
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3 years of nursery school,
and you think you know it all!

121
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Well, you're still wet
behind the ears.

122
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It's not a subdural hematoma!
It's epidural! Hah!

123
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Goddamn, that makes me mad.

124
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I don't find this amusing,
Garrero!

125
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This is a better story
than I ever hoped for.

126
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Beautiful woman
gets hit by a car

127
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and needs brain surgery,
and the man who hits her

128
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is the world's greatest
brain surgeon

129
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who operates on her
and saves her life.

130
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If I save her life,
Olsen. If.

131
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You wanted to see me,
Dr. Brandon?

132
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Ah, yes, Michael.

133
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This operation that
you're about to perform,

134
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I feel,
is very ill-advised.

135
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No surgeon should ever
operate on a patient

136
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that he has personally injured.

137
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It would make him
too emotionally involved.

138
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Don't you think
I'm aware of that?

139
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But there's only one
other person I'd trust

140
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to perform this
operation... Beckermann.

141
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Dr. Beckermann was murdered
in Europe. You know that.

142
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Exactly!

143
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Not only is he dead,
he's 6,000 miles away.

144
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What is that?

145
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It's a vagina.

146
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I know what it is.

147
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I mean what are you doing?

148
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Shaving her.

149
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This is a brain operation.

150
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I know.

151
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What's that supposed
to be, a heart?

152
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Yes, sir.
Clive and I thought

153
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that since it's
Valentine's day that...

154
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You don't have to
shave her anywhere.

155
00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,651
We'll be using
my cranial screwtop

156
00:08:07,652 --> 00:08:09,252
method of entry into the brain.

157
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Fine. Yes, sir.

158
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I never want to see that again.

159
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I suppose if it were Christmas,

160
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you'd hang ornaments on it.

161
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Forceps.

162
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Metzenbaum scissors.

163
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10-blade scalpel.

164
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10-blade.

165
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Sponge stick.

166
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Give me a little sweat
on my upper lip.

167
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Remove sweat.

168
00:09:03,173 --> 00:09:06,611
Cover her breasts.
I'm a man, flesh and blood.

169
00:09:10,681 --> 00:09:12,082
Scat!

170
00:09:12,883 --> 00:09:15,218
Damn!
The cats around here.

171
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Cranial screwtop.

172
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Now all we can do is wait.

173
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Yes.

174
00:09:48,052 --> 00:09:50,153
Where am I?

175
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In a hospital.
You've had an accident.

176
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Oh.

177
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I hope I haven't
caused any trouble.

178
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Oh, no.

179
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I'm so tired.

180
00:10:00,798 --> 00:10:02,632
Shh shh shh shh.

181
00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:04,033
Who are you?

182
00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:06,135
Oh,
I'm... I'm your doctor.

183
00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:07,004
I want...

184
00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:09,173
Oh, don't...
Don't try and talk.

185
00:10:16,346 --> 00:10:17,346
Doctor.

186
00:10:17,347 --> 00:10:18,514
Huh?

187
00:10:18,515 --> 00:10:21,718
You're wanted in O.R. 6
in 5 minutes.

188
00:10:21,719 --> 00:10:23,020
Thank you.

189
00:10:25,422 --> 00:10:27,958
Ohh. Continue
the Dilantin IV.

190
00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:58,222
What a skull.

191
00:11:02,059 --> 00:11:03,693
Ohh.

192
00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:07,031
Boy, would I like
to jump on those bones.

193
00:11:08,198 --> 00:11:09,700
Rebecca.

194
00:11:11,168 --> 00:11:13,903
I can't help
comparing her to you.

195
00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,905
She has a behind so sexy

196
00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,775
you'd like to eat lunch off it.

197
00:11:18,776 --> 00:11:21,745
Just like we did, remember?

198
00:11:21,746 --> 00:11:24,013
Rebecca.

199
00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:26,449
I've had the top
of her head off,

200
00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:28,818
but that's as far as it went.

201
00:11:28,819 --> 00:11:31,587
I promise I'll never recite
our favorite poem

202
00:11:31,588 --> 00:11:34,490
to anyone but you.

203
00:11:34,491 --> 00:11:36,426
In Dilman's grove.

204
00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:41,765
In Dilman's grove,
my love did die,

205
00:11:41,766 --> 00:11:44,468
and now in ground,
she'll ever lie.

206
00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:49,172
None could e'er
replace her visage,

207
00:11:49,173 --> 00:11:51,074
until your face

208
00:11:51,075 --> 00:11:52,943
brought thoughts of kissage.

209
00:12:06,723 --> 00:12:09,092
Nurse.

210
00:12:09,093 --> 00:12:10,659
Good.
I'm glad you're here.

211
00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:11,761
Make a note.

212
00:12:11,762 --> 00:12:14,931
Right arm grip strength
very good.

213
00:12:14,932 --> 00:12:18,769
Left arm's... there's
just no improvement.

214
00:12:22,439 --> 00:12:26,110
I went out
and got you a little present.

215
00:12:29,513 --> 00:12:32,883
"The complete poems
of John Lilyson."

216
00:12:35,219 --> 00:12:37,720
"England's greatest
one-armed poet"?

217
00:12:37,721 --> 00:12:39,688
He wrote in Dilman's grove

218
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,391
and pointy birds.

219
00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:43,894
I...

220
00:12:47,832 --> 00:12:49,098
"oh, pointy birds,

221
00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:51,700
"oh, pointy, pointy,

222
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:53,569
"anoint my head,

223
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:54,971
anointy, 'nointy."

224
00:12:54,972 --> 00:12:57,440
He died in 1894.

225
00:12:57,441 --> 00:13:01,477
He was the first person
ever to be hit by a car.

226
00:13:01,478 --> 00:13:04,713
To think you were
almost killed by a car.

227
00:13:04,714 --> 00:13:06,515
Michael.

228
00:13:06,516 --> 00:13:08,385
That's all over now.

229
00:13:10,287 --> 00:13:12,721
That man you ran away
from that night...

230
00:13:12,722 --> 00:13:14,925
Poor old Mr. Creswell.

231
00:13:17,227 --> 00:13:20,197
It was all my fault, in a way.

232
00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:25,001
I never should have
gone there alone.

233
00:13:25,002 --> 00:13:27,536
I guess I'm just too trusting.

234
00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:30,007
Oh, poor little bird.

235
00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:33,409
So fragile.

236
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:35,611
So naive.

237
00:13:35,612 --> 00:13:37,313
So childlike.

238
00:13:37,314 --> 00:13:39,482
So shy.

239
00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:41,817
So chaste.

240
00:13:41,818 --> 00:13:43,453
So innocent.

241
00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:48,024
Rebecca.

242
00:13:48,025 --> 00:13:49,292
If there's anything wrong

243
00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:51,827
with my feelings for Dolores,

244
00:13:51,828 --> 00:13:53,229
just give me a sign.

245
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,498
No!

246
00:13:55,499 --> 00:13:57,200
No!

247
00:13:57,201 --> 00:13:59,302
No!

248
00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:00,636
No!

249
00:14:00,637 --> 00:14:02,438
No!

250
00:14:02,439 --> 00:14:04,373
No!

251
00:14:04,374 --> 00:14:06,109
No!

252
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,643
No!

253
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,812
No!

254
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:11,414
No!

255
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,149
No!

256
00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:14,817
No!

257
00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:17,053
No!

258
00:14:17,054 --> 00:14:19,755
Just any kind of sign.

259
00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:23,026
I'll keep on the lookout for it.

260
00:14:23,027 --> 00:14:25,228
Meanwhile, I'll just
put you in the closet.

261
00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:27,663
In sickness or in health

262
00:14:27,664 --> 00:14:30,333
till death do you part?

263
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,334
I do.

264
00:14:31,335 --> 00:14:35,104
I now pronounce you
man and wife.

265
00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:37,141
You may kiss the bride.

266
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,115
Not now.

267
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:05,701
There it is, darling.
Your new home.

268
00:15:05,702 --> 00:15:09,138
The house of hfuhruhurr.

269
00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:12,075
What are those assholes
doing on the porch?

270
00:15:12,076 --> 00:15:15,644
Those aren't assholes.

271
00:15:15,645 --> 00:15:17,982
It's pronounced "azaleas."

272
00:15:19,683 --> 00:15:22,851
I put them there for you.

273
00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:24,253
Señor.

274
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:26,855
No, Ramon.
My wife will not be

275
00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:29,059
entering her new home
in a wheelchair.

276
00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:47,611
I want this moment
to last forever.

277
00:15:55,752 --> 00:15:57,786
Señor?

278
00:15:57,787 --> 00:16:01,390
Señor, would you like to
eat your breakfast now?

279
00:16:01,391 --> 00:16:03,092
Have you taken enough
photos of the moment

280
00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:05,594
so we can remember
this moment forever?

281
00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:06,496
Oh, yes.

282
00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:08,497
And we got them
back already. See?

283
00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:09,632
Oh, that's nice.

284
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:12,101
All right, breakfast.

285
00:16:12,102 --> 00:16:14,171
We'll get cleaned up first.

286
00:16:16,873 --> 00:16:18,874
One of my favorite people
in the world

287
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,044
is about to walk out here.

288
00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:23,412
I'm happy to say he is
still busy making his...

289
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,514
Look, I framed the moment.

290
00:16:25,515 --> 00:16:26,649
Mm-hmm.

291
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:29,718
He's now about to
unveil his latest picture,

292
00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:31,520
which I hear is just amazing,

293
00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:33,857
opening on the 21st
of this month...

294
00:16:41,031 --> 00:16:42,598
Yuck.

295
00:16:42,599 --> 00:16:43,999
Wait. Turn that back.

296
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
That's my favorite movie.

297
00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:46,569
That's Donovan's brain.

298
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,637
And not the slightest
sign of decay?

299
00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:51,107
None. I've never seen
healthier tissue.

300
00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:53,642
It's growing larger by the day.

301
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:55,878
It's disgusting.

302
00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:57,913
Brains are so ugly.

303
00:16:57,914 --> 00:16:59,216
No. It's beautiful.

304
00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,218
I'm late!

305
00:17:02,219 --> 00:17:04,253
Is that all you're
gonna have for breakfast?

306
00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:05,854
It's all I have time for.

307
00:17:05,855 --> 00:17:07,123
How do you feel?

308
00:17:07,124 --> 00:17:08,824
Oh, I'm fine.

309
00:17:08,825 --> 00:17:11,727
I just... Wish I could
get out of this wheelchair

310
00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:14,597
so I could help a little
around the house.

311
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,565
You will.

312
00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:17,233
You just had a major operation.

313
00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:19,034
It takes time to recover.

314
00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:20,203
You're gonna be up
and around in no time.

315
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:21,771
Just be patient.

316
00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:26,510
Dolores? Soon?

317
00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,547
Huh?

318
00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:34,017
Huh?

319
00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:58,707
Forgot my hat.

320
00:17:58,708 --> 00:17:59,942
Ooh! Ohh!

321
00:17:59,943 --> 00:18:03,112
You walked! You walked!
You walked!

322
00:18:03,113 --> 00:18:06,482
I shouldn't have gotten up,

323
00:18:06,483 --> 00:18:07,883
but I wanted to surprise you

324
00:18:07,884 --> 00:18:10,586
and walk into your arms
tonight when you came home.

325
00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:14,223
You walked! You walked!
You walked!

326
00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:16,359
I love you so much.

327
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,893
Who is that man out there?

328
00:18:17,894 --> 00:18:20,028
Juan.
He works for Ramon.

329
00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:21,797
Oh. He frightened me.

330
00:18:21,798 --> 00:18:24,500
He's just a big,
good-natured bag of muscles.

331
00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:28,036
There's just something about him
that makes me quiver.

332
00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:29,772
Is he here often?

333
00:18:29,773 --> 00:18:31,607
Just one day a week.

334
00:18:31,608 --> 00:18:32,841
What day?

335
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,343
Tuesday.

336
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:35,811
Is he ever alone?

337
00:18:35,812 --> 00:18:40,883
I mean, does Ramon ever go off
and leave him here alone?

338
00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:42,385
Sometimes. Why?

339
00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:44,653
I'd like to know.

340
00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:48,791
Please, tell Ramon to warn me

341
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:52,228
when he's gonna leave me
alone with that Juan person.

342
00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:54,663
All right, if that'll
make you feel better.

343
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:56,965
That'll make me
feel much better.

344
00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:59,803
Frightened little mouse.

345
00:19:05,742 --> 00:19:07,276
I'll tell Ramon

346
00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:10,614
to warn her about Juan.

347
00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:14,217
Ramon!

348
00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:17,052
Michael, Michael,
how is married life?

349
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:18,053
I don't know!

350
00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:20,055
I'm sorry.
I've been on edge

351
00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:21,924
the last couple of weeks.

352
00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:23,892
I don't know what I'm doing.

353
00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:24,893
Michael!

354
00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:26,695
Aah!

355
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,497
See? That's
a perfect example.

356
00:19:28,498 --> 00:19:31,166
Oh, god, I almost peed
in the scrub basin.

357
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:33,269
I don't know why
I've been so tense.

358
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:35,872
Maybe it's your coffee.

359
00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:38,642
No.

360
00:19:39,976 --> 00:19:43,178
When a woman who's just
had major brain surgery

361
00:19:43,179 --> 00:19:44,847
tells you she has a headache,

362
00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:45,881
you've got to listen.

363
00:19:45,882 --> 00:19:48,451
Oh.

364
00:19:48,452 --> 00:19:49,852
Patience, Michael.

365
00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:52,355
A recently married woman
and an eager young husband...

366
00:19:52,356 --> 00:19:54,757
It won't be long
before you hear her say,

367
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,693
"take me! Take me!"

368
00:19:57,727 --> 00:19:59,663
Take me.

369
00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:03,733
Take me.

370
00:20:08,071 --> 00:20:10,339
Ohh.

371
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,208
Ohh, Juan.

372
00:20:13,209 --> 00:20:14,778
You...

373
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:17,513
You're through!

374
00:20:17,514 --> 00:20:19,282
I don't think I am.

375
00:20:19,283 --> 00:20:20,484
Not you.

376
00:20:22,819 --> 00:20:25,821
By the way, I fired
Ramon yesterday.

377
00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:29,592
Ramon? But Ramon is such
a fine man. What did he do?

378
00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:32,995
He came up behind me,
and he grabbed my breasts.

379
00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:35,265
What?

380
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,101
I haven't even done that yet.

381
00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:40,803
I know. I told him that.

382
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,137
You told him?

383
00:20:42,138 --> 00:20:44,407
He said he had to measure me

384
00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:45,808
for a new dashboard ornament.

385
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:48,944
He told me he had to
measure Rebecca a lot

386
00:20:48,945 --> 00:20:50,814
before he got her right.

387
00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:57,754
Oh, you're upset.

388
00:20:59,956 --> 00:21:02,625
So am I.

389
00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:05,829
I want to be everything
to you Rebecca was.

390
00:21:09,766 --> 00:21:12,901
I want to give you...
Everything she gave you,

391
00:21:12,902 --> 00:21:15,739
do everything she did.

392
00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:21,243
When can you start?

393
00:21:21,244 --> 00:21:23,612
How soon can you get home?

394
00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:27,115
Well, I have 2 operations,
but I can do them fast.

395
00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:28,985
They're just brain operations.

396
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,322
Let me get my hat.

397
00:21:33,323 --> 00:21:34,591
My briefcase.

398
00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:43,367
Could you walk me to the door?

399
00:21:51,941 --> 00:21:53,409
What's he doing?

400
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:56,412
2 brain operations
at the same time.

401
00:21:56,413 --> 00:21:57,413
Number 11-blade.

402
00:21:57,414 --> 00:21:58,414
11-blade.

403
00:21:58,415 --> 00:21:59,415
10-blade scalpel.

404
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:00,616
10-blade.

405
00:22:00,617 --> 00:22:03,085
Ready the bone wax.
Metzenbaum scissors.

406
00:22:03,086 --> 00:22:04,087
Metzenbaum scissors.

407
00:22:05,088 --> 00:22:06,221
Get that cat out of here.

408
00:22:06,222 --> 00:22:07,823
Yes, sir.

409
00:22:07,824 --> 00:22:10,026
We're ready to close.
Cranial screwtops.

410
00:22:12,929 --> 00:22:15,898
Check for stripping.
Take them to SICU.

411
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:18,502
Bravo!
Bravo!

412
00:22:25,942 --> 00:22:27,309
You're so early.

413
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,377
Yes.

414
00:22:28,378 --> 00:22:30,580
Take off your coat.

415
00:22:32,582 --> 00:22:34,384
And your paper hat.

416
00:22:35,685 --> 00:22:37,920
I'm chilling some wine for us.

417
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,187
Why don't you open it?

418
00:22:39,188 --> 00:22:40,457
Yes.

419
00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:06,081
Does this do anything for you?

420
00:23:06,082 --> 00:23:07,816
Oh, yes.

421
00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:08,852
Good.

422
00:23:14,323 --> 00:23:16,959
I want our first night
together...

423
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,093
To be exciting.

424
00:23:18,094 --> 00:23:19,428
I do, too.

425
00:23:19,429 --> 00:23:22,732
I hope the waiting
hasn't been too hard on you.

426
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:27,603
There's something
I have to tell you.

427
00:23:27,604 --> 00:23:30,706
This fits very snug,

428
00:23:30,707 --> 00:23:34,042
and you may have some trouble
getting it off me.

429
00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:36,311
You may have to
tear it off my body.

430
00:23:36,312 --> 00:23:39,483
I can tear.
I like tearing.

431
00:23:42,051 --> 00:23:45,121
You... Man of steel.

432
00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:55,031
I can't wait till next Thursday.

433
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,270
Today is Monday.

434
00:24:02,271 --> 00:24:03,472
I know.

435
00:24:03,473 --> 00:24:07,242
But my headache
should be gone by then.

436
00:24:07,243 --> 00:24:09,277
You don't mind waiting, do you?

437
00:24:09,278 --> 00:24:11,279
Oh. No.

438
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,682
No, no, no.
Not at all.

439
00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:15,784
I have a little headache myself.

440
00:24:15,785 --> 00:24:17,152
Maybe I'll take a walk.

441
00:24:17,153 --> 00:24:19,823
It'll do me good.

442
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,960
Where's my hat?

443
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:26,896
It's...

444
00:24:32,135 --> 00:24:33,970
The breeze feels good.

445
00:24:34,804 --> 00:24:36,839
You wanted to see me?

446
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,643
Michael, I'm, uh,
concerned about you.

447
00:24:40,644 --> 00:24:42,946
Really?
What's the concern?

448
00:24:44,247 --> 00:24:47,382
My staff tells me that you've
been a little tense lately.

449
00:24:47,383 --> 00:24:48,585
Tense?

450
00:24:51,688 --> 00:24:54,557
Is that what they say about me?

451
00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:58,460
Michael, even to me,
you seem a little jumpy.

452
00:24:58,461 --> 00:24:59,728
Jumpy?!

453
00:24:59,729 --> 00:25:01,263
How are things at home, Michael?

454
00:25:01,264 --> 00:25:04,132
Great. I'm married to the most
beautiful woman in the world.

455
00:25:04,133 --> 00:25:06,434
How could it be anything
but great?!

456
00:25:06,435 --> 00:25:08,704
It's gonna be even greater!

457
00:25:08,705 --> 00:25:10,874
Just as soon as we...

458
00:25:12,275 --> 00:25:15,343
6 weeks and you haven't
made love to your wife yet?

459
00:25:15,344 --> 00:25:16,812
No wonder you're tense.

460
00:25:16,813 --> 00:25:20,515
Dr. Brandon, the woman has
just had major brain surgery.

461
00:25:20,516 --> 00:25:23,086
She's had enough unpleasantness.

462
00:25:24,988 --> 00:25:28,624
I'll have you know that in
the finger-sucking department

463
00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:32,161
I am extremely satisfied.

464
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,101
Have you ever been
to Austria, Michael?

465
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:40,036
No.

466
00:25:40,037 --> 00:25:41,737
The Austrian institute
of Craniology

467
00:25:41,738 --> 00:25:43,772
has asked many times
for you to lecture there

468
00:25:43,773 --> 00:25:46,508
on your theory
of brain transplants.

469
00:25:46,509 --> 00:25:48,510
Why not take them up on it?

470
00:25:48,511 --> 00:25:51,980
Combine a business trip
with a honeymoon.

471
00:25:51,981 --> 00:25:53,882
Honeymoon.

472
00:25:53,883 --> 00:25:57,185
Yeah. I got to do something
to get us started.

473
00:25:57,186 --> 00:25:58,253
When are you scheduled

474
00:25:58,254 --> 00:26:00,222
to have your hands
removed from your face?

475
00:26:00,223 --> 00:26:01,356
3:00 this afternoon.

476
00:26:01,357 --> 00:26:02,658
Then you could do
the Voigtlander surgery for me.

477
00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:03,992
Of course!

478
00:26:03,993 --> 00:26:06,561
Have to be very careful
with that instant glue.

479
00:26:06,562 --> 00:26:07,696
I know.

480
00:26:07,697 --> 00:26:09,164
Here's the Voigtlander chart.

481
00:26:09,165 --> 00:26:11,399
A honeymoon.

482
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,870
Yeah. Honeymoon!

483
00:26:34,590 --> 00:26:35,791
May I help you, sir?

484
00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:37,192
Yes, I'm Dr. hfuhruhurr.

485
00:26:37,193 --> 00:26:38,961
I believe you're holding
a room for me.

486
00:26:38,962 --> 00:26:45,034
Yes. Would you prefer
a double or twin beds?

487
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,372
A double.

488
00:26:50,373 --> 00:26:52,708
Ah, a double.

489
00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,877
Could you send up
a bottle of champagne

490
00:26:54,878 --> 00:26:57,112
and put a "do not disturb"
on the phone

491
00:26:57,113 --> 00:26:59,948
for the next...
Um, let's see.

492
00:26:59,949 --> 00:27:02,751
We go in, put our bags down
start kissing,

493
00:27:02,752 --> 00:27:04,352
be about 7 minutes.

494
00:27:04,353 --> 00:27:06,789
Move into the bedroom,
slide my hands over her dress,

495
00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:09,858
I remove her blouse,
maybe 4 or 5 minutes.

496
00:27:09,859 --> 00:27:12,828
Move over to the bed,
rub each inner thigh,

497
00:27:12,829 --> 00:27:14,830
that would be 4 minutes each,

498
00:27:14,831 --> 00:27:17,233
so I figure 25 minutes
of foreplay in general...

499
00:27:18,702 --> 00:27:24,072
Do you call oral sex
foreplay or actual sex?

500
00:27:24,073 --> 00:27:27,142
Doesn't matter.
I'd like to do it twice,

501
00:27:27,143 --> 00:27:29,311
so at least 3 hours, all right?

502
00:27:29,312 --> 00:27:31,714
3 hours?!

503
00:27:31,715 --> 00:27:33,750
Yes, sir.

504
00:27:35,284 --> 00:27:39,487
Take Mrs. hfuhruhurr and
that lucky son of a bitch

505
00:27:39,488 --> 00:27:42,157
up to suite 729.

506
00:27:42,158 --> 00:27:43,626
Yes, sir.

507
00:27:47,196 --> 00:27:49,798
I never in
my wildest imagination

508
00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:52,835
ever thought it
could be like that.

509
00:27:52,836 --> 00:27:55,971
It was the most exciting
sexual encounter...

510
00:27:55,972 --> 00:27:59,975
without actually having it...

511
00:27:59,976 --> 00:28:04,247
that I ever almost had.

512
00:28:13,189 --> 00:28:15,390
Doctor, I'm
Dr. Felix Conrad.

513
00:28:15,391 --> 00:28:16,925
I'll be escorting you
to the lecture hall.

514
00:28:16,926 --> 00:28:18,526
Did you just step off
that elevator?

515
00:28:18,527 --> 00:28:19,795
There was no operator.

516
00:28:19,796 --> 00:28:21,496
They're all afraid.

517
00:28:21,497 --> 00:28:23,565
You haven't heard about
Vienna's elevator killer?

518
00:28:23,566 --> 00:28:24,933
Elevator killer?

519
00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:27,702
People have been getting
on elevators on one floor

520
00:28:27,703 --> 00:28:30,572
only to arrive at
another floor dead.

521
00:28:30,573 --> 00:28:31,840
Like Beckerman.

522
00:28:31,841 --> 00:28:34,409
Ja. Dr. Sclermie
Beckerman.

523
00:28:34,410 --> 00:28:36,444
A brilliant brain surgeon.

524
00:28:36,445 --> 00:28:38,646
One of your colleagues.

525
00:28:38,647 --> 00:28:40,182
It was a great loss.

526
00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:41,616
I'm thankful you're all right.

527
00:28:41,617 --> 00:28:43,018
The academy is looking forward

528
00:28:43,019 --> 00:28:44,753
to hearing you
lecture this morning.

529
00:28:44,754 --> 00:28:46,354
I hope I don't ruffle
any feathers.

530
00:28:46,355 --> 00:28:49,091
My speech might be a little
radical for the old guard.

531
00:28:49,092 --> 00:28:51,093
It would take quite a bit

532
00:28:51,094 --> 00:28:53,261
to shock any of this crowd.

533
00:28:53,262 --> 00:28:56,064
Ladies and gentlemen,
I can envision a day

534
00:28:56,065 --> 00:28:58,466
when the brains of brilliant men

535
00:28:58,467 --> 00:29:01,838
can be kept alive in
the bodies of dumb people.

536
00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:07,509
What are they saying?

537
00:29:07,510 --> 00:29:10,645
They're just saying
"murmur murmur murmur."

538
00:29:10,646 --> 00:29:12,647
It's just sort of
a general murmur?

539
00:29:12,648 --> 00:29:14,449
Yeah. Murmur.

540
00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:15,251
Oh.

541
00:29:15,252 --> 00:29:18,621
You may murmur all you like...

542
00:29:21,925 --> 00:29:23,992
but to make
transplantation possible

543
00:29:23,993 --> 00:29:26,862
I have recently invented
the cranial screwtop method

544
00:29:26,863 --> 00:29:30,265
of entry into the brain
whereby a large section

545
00:29:30,266 --> 00:29:34,436
can be unscrewed without
having to shave the head.

546
00:29:34,437 --> 00:29:37,139
And as a safety feature,
I've made it childproof.

547
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:41,544
To open, you push down
while turning...

548
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,750
And voila, the human brain.

549
00:29:54,023 --> 00:29:56,158
Where is this man's brain?

550
00:29:56,159 --> 00:29:58,560
Stolen! It's the fourth
incident this month.

551
00:29:58,561 --> 00:30:02,030
I wish to apologize to
our American colleague.

552
00:30:02,031 --> 00:30:05,334
This demonstration
is now concluded.

553
00:30:13,409 --> 00:30:15,377
Dr. hmfhruhrr?

554
00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,912
It's close. Yes?

555
00:30:16,913 --> 00:30:20,482
I'm Dr. Alfred Necessiter.

556
00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:24,186
Well, well, well.
Dr. Alfred Necessiter.

557
00:30:24,187 --> 00:30:26,088
Would you like a drink?

558
00:30:26,089 --> 00:30:28,590
A drink would be interesting.

559
00:30:28,591 --> 00:30:31,726
I enjoyed your lecture today.

560
00:30:31,727 --> 00:30:34,729
What lecture? They gave me
a head with 3 lemons in it.

561
00:30:34,730 --> 00:30:36,531
That's why I enjoyed it so much.

562
00:30:36,532 --> 00:30:38,800
I didn't have to hear your
brilliant but old-fashioned

563
00:30:38,801 --> 00:30:40,335
theories on the human brain.

564
00:30:40,336 --> 00:30:41,703
What do you mean,
"old-fashioned"?

565
00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:44,973
I'm the most advanced
brain man working today.

566
00:30:44,974 --> 00:30:46,274
I don't think so.

567
00:30:46,275 --> 00:30:50,345
Read this article.
Look at the underlined part.

568
00:30:50,346 --> 00:30:54,918
And look at this. Read
the caption under the photo.

569
00:30:56,886 --> 00:31:00,122
And these...
Newsweek, Time, Cosmo.

570
00:31:00,123 --> 00:31:01,223
National Enquirer...

571
00:31:01,224 --> 00:31:03,158
Dolly Parton wants
to have my baby.

572
00:31:03,159 --> 00:31:05,160
Don't tell me
I'm old-fashioned.

573
00:31:05,161 --> 00:31:07,162
I didn't mean
to upset you, doctor!

574
00:31:07,163 --> 00:31:09,331
You're the most brilliant
brain man working today.

575
00:31:09,332 --> 00:31:12,100
That's why I'm most anxious
to share my work with you.

576
00:31:12,101 --> 00:31:14,102
It seems you're the one person
in the entire universe

577
00:31:14,103 --> 00:31:15,803
who might understand it.

578
00:31:15,804 --> 00:31:19,541
And I agree with what
you said here.

579
00:31:19,542 --> 00:31:22,510
"My brilliant research
in brain transplantation

580
00:31:22,511 --> 00:31:25,713
"is unsurpassed and will
probably make my name

581
00:31:25,714 --> 00:31:29,417
live beyond eternity."

582
00:31:29,418 --> 00:31:32,754
I told him to take out
the "probably."

583
00:31:32,755 --> 00:31:34,722
My laboratory
is set up in my home.

584
00:31:34,723 --> 00:31:37,892
If you have a moment,
I could show you my work.

585
00:31:37,893 --> 00:31:38,927
When?

586
00:31:38,928 --> 00:31:41,363
Now!

587
00:31:41,364 --> 00:31:43,131
All right.

588
00:31:43,132 --> 00:31:45,667
I can't believe they didn't
take out the "probably."

589
00:31:45,668 --> 00:31:48,671
You know, that photograph
doesn't do you justice.

590
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:02,951
Well, hello.

591
00:32:02,952 --> 00:32:05,087
I didn't expect to see you here.

592
00:32:05,088 --> 00:32:08,324
Ow! Oh, you dirty...

593
00:32:16,232 --> 00:32:18,233
What's the matter?

594
00:32:18,234 --> 00:32:20,235
You'll have to forgive me.

595
00:32:20,236 --> 00:32:23,371
Being in Austria and meeting
a scientist with your interests,

596
00:32:23,372 --> 00:32:27,909
I half expected your laboratory
to be in a castle, not a condo.

597
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:30,778
You mean... Like this?

598
00:32:30,779 --> 00:32:33,848
Yeah.
That's more like it.

599
00:32:33,849 --> 00:32:35,418
Jesus.

600
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,123
This is extraordinary.

601
00:32:41,124 --> 00:32:43,825
From the outside,
it does not look this roomy.

602
00:32:43,826 --> 00:32:46,094
I had a good decorator.
My wife.

603
00:32:46,095 --> 00:32:48,563
It's amazing what she did
with a few throw pillows,

604
00:32:48,564 --> 00:32:50,999
some wallpaper,
and a staple gun.

605
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Leapin' lizards.

606
00:32:52,001 --> 00:32:53,436
Yes. We have those.

607
00:32:56,939 --> 00:32:58,006
Moat with alligator...

608
00:32:58,007 --> 00:33:01,376
Here's our small entrance hall.

609
00:33:01,377 --> 00:33:03,578
Do you have enough closet space?

610
00:33:03,579 --> 00:33:04,979
There never is.

611
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:06,781
No. They fill up
so fast.

612
00:33:06,782 --> 00:33:08,016
This is the TV room.

613
00:33:08,017 --> 00:33:10,485
Oh, I love the way
it's so dreary.

614
00:33:10,486 --> 00:33:12,887
This, doctor...

615
00:33:12,888 --> 00:33:14,690
Is my laboratory.

616
00:33:19,762 --> 00:33:22,230
Brains.

617
00:33:22,231 --> 00:33:27,370
I've never seen so many brains
out of their heads before.

618
00:33:29,004 --> 00:33:31,039
Feel like a kid
in a candy store.

619
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,342
Don't touch it!

620
00:33:34,343 --> 00:33:35,144
Why?

621
00:33:35,145 --> 00:33:38,047
They're alive.

622
00:33:40,516 --> 00:33:42,051
Alive.

623
00:33:44,887 --> 00:33:48,923
But there's no wires or tubes
or that "bzz" thing.

624
00:33:48,924 --> 00:33:50,325
How are they kept alive?

625
00:33:50,326 --> 00:33:52,528
With a special fluid
I developed.

626
00:33:58,501 --> 00:34:00,902
Why do you have
all these brains?

627
00:34:00,903 --> 00:34:04,239
My vision is to be able to take

628
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,475
the thoughts and data
from a dying brain

629
00:34:07,476 --> 00:34:10,945
and transfer them
into another body

630
00:34:10,946 --> 00:34:14,217
without opening the skull.

631
00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:20,021
Would you care for a drink?

632
00:34:20,022 --> 00:34:21,123
Please.

633
00:34:21,124 --> 00:34:22,524
What would you like?

634
00:34:22,525 --> 00:34:23,991
A Tahitian lady.

635
00:34:23,992 --> 00:34:25,793
Right-o.

636
00:34:25,794 --> 00:34:27,095
Flaming?

637
00:34:27,096 --> 00:34:29,964
Oh, no, no.
That's for tourists.

638
00:34:29,965 --> 00:34:31,699
Where do you get your brains?

639
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:32,800
The city morgue.

640
00:34:32,801 --> 00:34:35,170
For a nice tip they send
me brains from bodies

641
00:34:35,171 --> 00:34:37,205
that have died in the right way.

642
00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:40,041
What is the right way
for a body to die?

643
00:34:40,042 --> 00:34:43,044
For my purpose,
an injection of 200 ccs

644
00:34:43,045 --> 00:34:44,912
of ammoniated strychnoclorahype

645
00:34:44,913 --> 00:34:46,881
into the buttocks,

646
00:34:46,882 --> 00:34:50,685
causing the brain to die last.

647
00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:52,520
Thank you.

648
00:34:52,521 --> 00:34:54,522
Ammoniated strych...
that's window cleaner.

649
00:34:54,523 --> 00:34:57,024
That's the exact ingredients
in window cleaner.

650
00:34:57,025 --> 00:34:58,527
Yes.

651
00:35:02,831 --> 00:35:07,068
And who does the injecting,
Dr. Necessiter, you?

652
00:35:07,069 --> 00:35:09,471
Good lord, no.

653
00:35:09,472 --> 00:35:11,939
It's the elevator killer,
bless his heart.

654
00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:15,210
You're condoning murder,
aren't you, Dr. Necessiter?

655
00:35:15,211 --> 00:35:17,379
As long at it's happening,
I'm happy to accept it.

656
00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,381
The only time we doctors
should accept death

657
00:35:19,382 --> 00:35:21,549
is when it's caused
by our own incompetence.

658
00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:24,419
Nonsense! If the murder
of 12 innocent people

659
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,954
can save one human life,
it will have been worth it.

660
00:35:26,955 --> 00:35:29,424
Worth it?
You're condoning murder!

661
00:35:29,425 --> 00:35:31,393
I'm not condoning murder, sir!

662
00:35:31,394 --> 00:35:33,395
Shut up in there!

663
00:35:33,396 --> 00:35:35,129
Research and murder
do not go together!

664
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:37,098
And you shut up!

665
00:35:37,099 --> 00:35:39,501
With your TV blaring all night

666
00:35:39,502 --> 00:35:42,371
and your 6 grandchildren
running down the halls!

667
00:35:44,173 --> 00:35:47,175
I'm sorry, doctor.
These walls look solid,

668
00:35:47,176 --> 00:35:49,611
but they're thin
as tissue paper.

669
00:35:49,612 --> 00:35:54,349
That's typical for a condo.

670
00:35:54,350 --> 00:35:56,351
Now, let me show you

671
00:35:56,352 --> 00:35:59,321
how far I've progressed
with my experiments.

672
00:35:59,322 --> 00:36:01,256
You knew a Sclermie Beckerman?

673
00:36:01,257 --> 00:36:03,258
You've got Sclermie
in one of those jars

674
00:36:03,259 --> 00:36:04,659
like so much marmalade?

675
00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:08,663
No! He isn't in a jar!
He's walking and talking.

676
00:36:08,664 --> 00:36:10,064
That's impossible.

677
00:36:10,065 --> 00:36:11,233
I saw photos of the body.

678
00:36:11,234 --> 00:36:13,702
It is possible.

679
00:36:15,238 --> 00:36:17,305
I must warn you, doctor...

680
00:36:17,306 --> 00:36:20,308
What you are about to see...

681
00:36:20,309 --> 00:36:24,313
Might strike you as
the most incredible, awesome...

682
00:36:25,848 --> 00:36:27,415
Excuse me.

683
00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:28,883
Incredible, awesome what?

684
00:36:28,884 --> 00:36:31,419
Just a minute.
Hello? Yes?

685
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:33,087
I'll be there immediately.
Thank you.

686
00:36:33,088 --> 00:36:34,389
What was that awesome thing?

687
00:36:34,390 --> 00:36:36,558
I must leave now.
I have a new brain to pick.

688
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:37,825
The elevator killer
has struck again.

689
00:36:37,826 --> 00:36:40,395
What about Beckerman
and incredible?

690
00:36:40,396 --> 00:36:43,298
Come for dinner tonight
and bring Mrs. Furrear.

691
00:36:43,299 --> 00:36:45,066
Hfuhruhurr.
Hfuhruhurr.

692
00:36:45,067 --> 00:36:47,570
8:00. You can let
yourself out.

693
00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:17,666
Now, if you will
just turn around.

694
00:37:21,036 --> 00:37:24,473
Und lift your robe.

695
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,285
Ja.

696
00:37:52,768 --> 00:37:54,336
Hi. What's going on?

697
00:37:54,337 --> 00:37:55,737
Don't interfere.

698
00:37:55,738 --> 00:38:00,275
He's paying me $15,000
just to touch my behind.

699
00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:03,210
You! Get outta here!

700
00:38:03,211 --> 00:38:04,211
Please, forgive...

701
00:38:04,212 --> 00:38:05,681
Get out!

702
00:38:06,649 --> 00:38:08,950
This kind of thing
could ruin our marriage.

703
00:38:08,951 --> 00:38:12,387
Why? Because you
don't want me to work?

704
00:38:12,388 --> 00:38:15,189
Earn my own money?
Have my own career?

705
00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:16,924
You call this a career?

706
00:38:16,925 --> 00:38:20,227
Oh, I've made those veins
in your temple throb.

707
00:38:20,228 --> 00:38:21,864
Oh, I love that.

708
00:38:23,866 --> 00:38:25,800
Ha ha ha!

709
00:38:25,801 --> 00:38:29,771
Dolores, our marriage
lies broken on the floor

710
00:38:29,772 --> 00:38:32,607
like the shards of glass
on our honeymoon suite!

711
00:38:32,608 --> 00:38:36,678
Aah! Oh! 19th century
Indian rubber vase, eh?

712
00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:41,282
Dolores, I am making
a citizen's divorce.

713
00:38:41,283 --> 00:38:42,450
What?

714
00:38:42,451 --> 00:38:44,552
By the powers vested in me,

715
00:38:44,553 --> 00:38:49,491
I hereby declare our
marriage null and void!

716
00:38:49,492 --> 00:38:51,627
E Pluribus Unum!

717
00:38:55,998 --> 00:38:57,164
Jawohl?

718
00:38:57,165 --> 00:38:59,367
I'm Dr.Hfuhruhurr.

719
00:38:59,368 --> 00:39:03,405
Dr. hfurrrr... oh, ja.

720
00:39:03,406 --> 00:39:06,541
You and your wife
are expected for dinner.

721
00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:08,476
My wife won't be coming.

722
00:39:08,477 --> 00:39:09,711
Oh. I trust
she is not ill.

723
00:39:09,712 --> 00:39:13,314
She's not ill.
She's a cheap, vulgar slut!

724
00:39:13,315 --> 00:39:15,183
Ja, I've heard this.

725
00:39:17,152 --> 00:39:19,521
Dr. hfuhruhurr, please.

726
00:39:19,522 --> 00:39:23,024
No, I'm sorry, he's not in.
This is Mrs. hfurrr... Ff.

727
00:39:23,025 --> 00:39:25,593
I'm James Gladstone,
calling from New York.

728
00:39:25,594 --> 00:39:26,994
I'm the attorney

729
00:39:26,995 --> 00:39:29,831
for Dr. hfuhruhurr's
step-grandmother.

730
00:39:29,832 --> 00:39:32,299
I wanted to inform
the doctor of her passing.

731
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:33,535
Passing what?

732
00:39:33,536 --> 00:39:36,003
She was cremated this afternoon.

733
00:39:36,004 --> 00:39:38,606
We need the doctor's
signature on some documents

734
00:39:38,607 --> 00:39:40,943
before we release
his share of the estate.

735
00:39:43,345 --> 00:39:45,112
Um...

736
00:39:45,113 --> 00:39:48,551
How big is the estate?

737
00:40:05,768 --> 00:40:07,770
Rebecca...

738
00:40:09,605 --> 00:40:12,441
Why didn't you give me a sign?

739
00:40:15,077 --> 00:40:17,546
I miss you.

740
00:40:19,247 --> 00:40:20,849
The fun we had.

741
00:40:27,389 --> 00:40:28,556
Remember our song?

742
00:40:28,557 --> 00:40:31,493
♪ If you like-a me ♪

743
00:40:31,494 --> 00:40:34,028
♪ Like I like-a you ♪

744
00:40:34,029 --> 00:40:38,766
♪ And we like-a both
the same ♪

745
00:40:38,767 --> 00:40:42,904
♪ I like-a say,
this very day ♪

746
00:40:42,905 --> 00:40:47,341
♪ I like-a change
your name ♪

747
00:40:47,342 --> 00:40:50,077
♪ 'Cause I love-a you ♪

748
00:40:50,078 --> 00:40:52,647
♪ And love-a you true ♪

749
00:40:52,648 --> 00:40:57,719
♪ And
if you would love-a me ♪

750
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:00,522
♪ One live as two ♪

751
00:41:00,523 --> 00:41:02,890
♪ Two live as one ♪

752
00:41:02,891 --> 00:41:05,993
♪ Under the bamboo tree ♪

753
00:41:05,994 --> 00:41:10,998
♪ And every morning
he would be ♪

754
00:41:10,999 --> 00:41:15,537
♪ Down underneath
the bamboo tree ♪

755
00:41:15,538 --> 00:41:19,641
♪ Awaiting there
his love to see ♪

756
00:41:19,642 --> 00:41:23,011
♪ And to her he'd sing... ♪

757
00:41:29,251 --> 00:41:31,318
♪ If you like-a me ♪

758
00:41:31,319 --> 00:41:33,788
♪ Like I like-a you ♪

759
00:41:33,789 --> 00:41:37,925
♪ And we like-a
both the same ♪

760
00:41:37,926 --> 00:41:41,529
♪ I like-a say,
this very day.. ♪

761
00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:43,497
Mrs. Necessiter?

762
00:41:43,498 --> 00:41:46,568
♪ I like-a change
your name ♪

763
00:41:46,569 --> 00:41:48,570
♪ 'Cause I love-a you ♪

764
00:41:48,571 --> 00:41:51,438
♪ And love-a you true ♪

765
00:41:51,439 --> 00:41:56,177
♪ And if you love-a me ♪

766
00:41:56,178 --> 00:41:58,546
♪ One live as two ♪

767
00:41:58,547 --> 00:42:00,982
♪ Two live as one ♪

768
00:42:00,983 --> 00:42:04,553
♪ Under the bamboo tree ♪

769
00:42:07,923 --> 00:42:10,191
Hello?

770
00:42:10,192 --> 00:42:11,827
Hello?

771
00:42:14,062 --> 00:42:15,997
Is this a joke?

772
00:42:15,998 --> 00:42:16,998
What?

773
00:42:16,999 --> 00:42:18,666
Is this a joke?

774
00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:23,204
Who are you?
What's happening?

775
00:42:23,205 --> 00:42:25,607
I don't know.

776
00:42:25,608 --> 00:42:27,341
Who are you?

777
00:42:27,342 --> 00:42:29,276
Dr. Michael
hfuhruhurr.

778
00:42:29,277 --> 00:42:33,080
Dr. hfuhruhurr?

779
00:42:33,081 --> 00:42:34,481
My god.

780
00:42:34,482 --> 00:42:35,950
What?

781
00:42:35,951 --> 00:42:40,788
You're the first... Object
that ever pronounced it right.

782
00:42:40,789 --> 00:42:42,757
How else could you pronounce it?

783
00:42:42,758 --> 00:42:46,527
H-f-u-h-r-u-h-u-r-r,
isn't it?

784
00:42:46,528 --> 00:42:49,964
Yes!

785
00:42:49,965 --> 00:42:51,398
Who are you?

786
00:42:51,399 --> 00:42:55,637
Anne. Anne Uumellmahaye.

787
00:42:55,638 --> 00:43:00,708
U-u-m-e-l-l-m-a-h-a-y-e?
Uumellmahaye?

788
00:43:00,709 --> 00:43:04,378
Yes. Where am I?
It's so dark.

789
00:43:04,379 --> 00:43:06,781
In a doctor's laboratory.

790
00:43:06,782 --> 00:43:10,151
Am I all right?

791
00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:14,488
Um... Not really.

792
00:43:14,489 --> 00:43:18,726
Will I be able to play
the piano again?

793
00:43:18,727 --> 00:43:23,097
Um, I would think... no.

794
00:43:23,098 --> 00:43:26,500
Why did you call me an object?

795
00:43:26,501 --> 00:43:28,936
I'm sorry.

796
00:43:28,937 --> 00:43:33,574
I didn't know
what else to call you.

797
00:43:33,575 --> 00:43:36,210
Why?

798
00:43:36,211 --> 00:43:37,544
You don't know?

799
00:43:37,545 --> 00:43:39,546
No, I don't.

800
00:43:39,547 --> 00:43:41,683
Please, tell me.

801
00:43:41,684 --> 00:43:44,385
Well...

802
00:43:44,386 --> 00:43:48,956
Miss uumellmahaye, it seems
that you have no body.

803
00:43:48,957 --> 00:43:51,292
What happened to my body?

804
00:43:51,293 --> 00:43:52,960
It's dead. Gone.

805
00:43:52,961 --> 00:43:58,299
You're a disembodied brain
kept alive by a scientist.

806
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:00,234
But we're talking.

807
00:44:00,235 --> 00:44:05,339
I must at least have lips,
a tongue, a throat.

808
00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:08,342
Nothing.
Just a jar.

809
00:44:08,343 --> 00:44:12,213
Oh! Oh!

810
00:44:12,214 --> 00:44:15,249
Don't cry.

811
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:17,651
But how can I hear you?

812
00:44:17,652 --> 00:44:19,854
Must be some kind of telepathy.

813
00:44:19,855 --> 00:44:21,222
What's going to happen to me?

814
00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:26,193
Hans told me
you were here. Good, good.

815
00:44:26,194 --> 00:44:29,130
Now, let me show you

816
00:44:29,131 --> 00:44:32,099
that experiment
I've been working on.

817
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:34,001
No! No.

818
00:44:34,002 --> 00:44:35,803
I've got something
more important.

819
00:44:35,804 --> 00:44:38,272
Listen, just listen.

820
00:44:38,273 --> 00:44:40,007
All right, sing.

821
00:44:40,008 --> 00:44:44,278
♪ If you like-a me
like I like-a you ♪

822
00:44:44,279 --> 00:44:48,883
♪ And we like-a both
the same ♪

823
00:44:48,884 --> 00:44:50,918
♪ I like-a say... ♪

824
00:44:50,919 --> 00:44:53,587
Have you heard anything
like that in your life?

825
00:44:53,588 --> 00:44:54,722
I can't hear a thing.

826
00:44:54,723 --> 00:44:56,623
Oh, really?

827
00:44:56,624 --> 00:44:57,624
Shh.

828
00:44:57,625 --> 00:44:58,793
What were you doing?

829
00:44:58,794 --> 00:45:01,896
I was just working
on my new technique

830
00:45:01,897 --> 00:45:03,898
for walking in corduroy pants

831
00:45:03,899 --> 00:45:07,668
to eliminate the scraping
when your thighs rub together.

832
00:45:07,669 --> 00:45:10,772
That's very
exciting work, doctor.

833
00:45:10,773 --> 00:45:13,674
Now, come on. Let me
show you what I've done

834
00:45:13,675 --> 00:45:15,710
for your friend Beckerman.

835
00:45:18,013 --> 00:45:20,282
Whup.
Just one moment.

836
00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:24,118
What happened?

837
00:45:24,119 --> 00:45:26,520
No one can hear you but me.

838
00:45:26,521 --> 00:45:29,390
Doctor!

839
00:45:29,391 --> 00:45:30,391
Did you hear that?

840
00:45:30,392 --> 00:45:31,193
No.

841
00:45:31,194 --> 00:45:33,895
You can't hear anyone but me.

842
00:45:33,896 --> 00:45:36,563
It is some kind of telepathy.

843
00:45:36,564 --> 00:45:37,865
I'm frightened.

844
00:45:37,866 --> 00:45:40,234
Don't be. Things are never
as bad as they seem.

845
00:45:40,235 --> 00:45:43,805
You still have your...
Brain.

846
00:45:43,806 --> 00:45:45,739
Dr. hfuhruhurr!

847
00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:47,909
I'll be back.

848
00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:49,945
Just stay here.

849
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,616
I believe you know
this gentleman.

850
00:45:55,617 --> 00:45:58,285
Is that
Dr. Beckerman?

851
00:45:58,286 --> 00:46:01,588
Sort of. See,
I've devised a machine

852
00:46:01,589 --> 00:46:04,959
that can transfer the entire
contents of one brain

853
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,393
into another brain.
Understand, of course,

854
00:46:06,394 --> 00:46:08,729
that the brain of a gorilla
is smaller than a human's,

855
00:46:08,730 --> 00:46:11,432
so much of Dr. Beckerman's
vast knowledge

856
00:46:11,433 --> 00:46:13,467
couldn't be accommodated.

857
00:46:13,468 --> 00:46:14,602
Dr. Beckerman?

858
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,407
That's him all right.

859
00:46:20,408 --> 00:46:23,411
We never did like to
shake hands with him.

860
00:46:24,612 --> 00:46:26,113
He must be lonely.

861
00:46:26,114 --> 00:46:29,650
Perhaps soon we'll
find him a companion.

862
00:46:29,651 --> 00:46:31,019
Come, doctor.

863
00:46:36,424 --> 00:46:38,026
Bye.

864
00:46:43,966 --> 00:46:45,199
I'm going up to pack my clothes.

865
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,700
Can you send the bellman
up in 10 minutes?

866
00:46:46,701 --> 00:46:47,903
Yes, sir.

867
00:47:18,566 --> 00:47:19,901
"My darling husband,

868
00:47:19,902 --> 00:47:23,437
"by the time you read this
I will be dead.

869
00:47:23,438 --> 00:47:26,007
"My only regret
is that I caused you pain.

870
00:47:26,008 --> 00:47:27,308
"I hope my insurance money

871
00:47:27,309 --> 00:47:29,276
"brings you some happiness.

872
00:47:29,277 --> 00:47:32,146
"May I burn in hell for
what I have done to you.

873
00:47:32,147 --> 00:47:33,881
"My broken body will be lying

874
00:47:33,882 --> 00:47:36,417
"7 floors below.

875
00:47:36,418 --> 00:47:37,718
"Au revoir,

876
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,653
Dolores."

877
00:47:39,654 --> 00:47:41,722
Aah!

878
00:47:41,723 --> 00:47:43,025
No!

879
00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:49,363
You're alive!

880
00:47:49,364 --> 00:47:50,365
Yes.

881
00:47:51,566 --> 00:47:52,666
But the scream...

882
00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:53,868
I was rehearsing.

883
00:47:54,802 --> 00:47:56,803
Don't come near me.

884
00:47:56,804 --> 00:47:57,838
Why are you doing this?

885
00:47:57,839 --> 00:47:59,773
Because I'm evil.

886
00:47:59,774 --> 00:48:01,309
You're not evil.
You're sick.

887
00:48:02,477 --> 00:48:03,477
Sick?

888
00:48:03,478 --> 00:48:04,578
Yes, from the operation.

889
00:48:04,579 --> 00:48:06,747
Just screw your head on
a little bit tighter.

890
00:48:06,748 --> 00:48:08,015
You can be well.

891
00:48:08,016 --> 00:48:09,850
It's no use, Michael.

892
00:48:09,851 --> 00:48:11,718
I'm no good for you.

893
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,587
And, besides,

894
00:48:13,588 --> 00:48:14,456
you divorced me.

895
00:48:14,457 --> 00:48:16,857
I'm making
a citizen's annulment.

896
00:48:16,858 --> 00:48:19,594
Ipso Facto, coitus interruptus.

897
00:48:21,063 --> 00:48:22,163
I'm coming to get you.

898
00:48:22,164 --> 00:48:24,065
No! Stay where you are.

899
00:48:24,066 --> 00:48:27,501
I can't stand hurting you
anymore, Michael.

900
00:48:27,502 --> 00:48:28,669
Good-bye, my darling.

901
00:48:28,670 --> 00:48:29,671
No!

902
00:49:01,836 --> 00:49:03,705
Take my hand.

903
00:49:07,842 --> 00:49:09,511
You're safe
with me now. Aah!

904
00:49:10,912 --> 00:49:13,515
Put your arms around my neck.

905
00:49:18,153 --> 00:49:22,957
I hope this is strong enough
for the both of us.

906
00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:28,996
Hang on.

907
00:49:28,997 --> 00:49:30,732
Uhh!

908
00:49:35,403 --> 00:49:36,404
Uhh!

909
00:49:37,272 --> 00:49:38,672
I don't have any more saliva.

910
00:49:38,673 --> 00:49:40,375
I need yours.

911
00:49:44,512 --> 00:49:46,147
Uhh!

912
00:49:46,148 --> 00:49:48,615
You're all right now.

913
00:49:48,616 --> 00:49:50,118
Oh!
There.

914
00:49:53,988 --> 00:49:55,189
You're going to the hospital.

915
00:49:55,190 --> 00:49:57,192
No, Michael, please.

916
00:49:57,992 --> 00:50:01,196
I want to make it up to you.

917
00:50:03,698 --> 00:50:05,099
When? Thursday?

918
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:06,701
How about Monday?

919
00:50:07,969 --> 00:50:09,002
Next Monday?

920
00:50:09,003 --> 00:50:10,003
Today, Monday.

921
00:50:10,004 --> 00:50:11,004
Later today?

922
00:50:11,005 --> 00:50:12,039
Now.

923
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,674
Right now or later now?

924
00:50:13,675 --> 00:50:14,841
Now now.

925
00:50:14,842 --> 00:50:16,711
Wow, wow.

926
00:50:40,268 --> 00:50:43,137
Oh, I love a clean, smooth,

927
00:50:43,138 --> 00:50:45,206
hairless chest.

928
00:50:45,207 --> 00:50:47,007
I mean hairy.

929
00:50:47,008 --> 00:50:48,210
Hairy.

930
00:50:58,986 --> 00:51:02,190
I never knew
it could be like that.

931
00:51:03,258 --> 00:51:05,327
Oh, it was so...

932
00:51:06,661 --> 00:51:07,795
So...

933
00:51:09,697 --> 00:51:11,433
Professional.

934
00:51:14,369 --> 00:51:18,573
We are finally united under
the holy laws of matrimony...

935
00:51:19,774 --> 00:51:21,142
In sickness

936
00:51:21,143 --> 00:51:22,943
and in health,

937
00:51:22,944 --> 00:51:24,146
till death...

938
00:51:28,850 --> 00:51:30,452
Do us part.

939
00:51:37,992 --> 00:51:39,261
Help!

940
00:51:42,464 --> 00:51:43,498
Help!

941
00:51:46,701 --> 00:51:47,802
Help!

942
00:51:51,539 --> 00:51:52,939
Help!

943
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:54,142
Help!

944
00:52:15,230 --> 00:52:17,364
Dr. hfuhruhurr.

945
00:52:17,365 --> 00:52:18,965
Is Dr. Necessiter in?

946
00:52:18,966 --> 00:52:20,867
No, sir.

947
00:52:20,868 --> 00:52:22,102
May I wait for him?

948
00:52:22,103 --> 00:52:23,405
Yes.

949
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,115
I meant, may I wait inside?

950
00:52:35,116 --> 00:52:36,318
Ja.

951
00:52:40,355 --> 00:52:42,088
May I wait in the laboratory?

952
00:52:42,089 --> 00:52:43,824
Oh, I'm afraid it's locked, sir,

953
00:52:43,825 --> 00:52:47,662
but you are welcome
to wait in the den.

954
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:55,336
Make yourself comfortable, sir.

955
00:52:55,337 --> 00:52:57,871
Perhaps I could
bring you a drink?

956
00:52:57,872 --> 00:53:00,874
Yes. Uh,
Tahiti tingle.

957
00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:02,443
A tingle.

958
00:53:02,444 --> 00:53:03,744
And take your time.

959
00:53:03,745 --> 00:53:05,280
Ah.

960
00:53:11,486 --> 00:53:12,487
Damn.

961
00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:25,866
Aah!

962
00:53:25,867 --> 00:53:28,168
Are you all right, sir?

963
00:53:28,169 --> 00:53:29,570
I'm fine.
I'm fine.

964
00:53:29,571 --> 00:53:31,137
I just leaned against the door.

965
00:53:31,138 --> 00:53:33,808
The doors in this condo
are paper-thin.

966
00:53:36,077 --> 00:53:38,279
Everything today
is made so cheap.

967
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,648
Here, look at this wall...

968
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,584
Like paper.

969
00:53:43,585 --> 00:53:46,287
Here is your drink, sir.

970
00:53:46,288 --> 00:53:47,488
Thank you.

971
00:53:47,489 --> 00:53:49,456
Now can I get you
anything else, doctor?

972
00:53:49,457 --> 00:53:51,458
I am about to retire.

973
00:53:51,459 --> 00:53:52,994
Really?
You seem so young.

974
00:53:54,729 --> 00:53:58,064
No. I mean retire
for the night.

975
00:53:58,065 --> 00:54:00,166
Oh. Oh, no, thanks,
I'm fine.

976
00:54:00,167 --> 00:54:02,469
And don't worry about this.

977
00:54:02,470 --> 00:54:05,740
I'll have it replaced
in the morning.

978
00:54:08,810 --> 00:54:10,378
Miss uumellmahaye?

979
00:54:14,215 --> 00:54:15,749
Miss uumellmahaye?

980
00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:17,183
Dr. hfuhruhurr?

981
00:54:17,184 --> 00:54:18,819
Miss uumellmahaye?

982
00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,622
Dr. hfuhruhurr?

983
00:54:24,459 --> 00:54:25,793
Dr. hfuhruhurr.

984
00:54:28,095 --> 00:54:29,297
No.

985
00:54:30,197 --> 00:54:31,399
No.

986
00:54:34,802 --> 00:54:35,603
Dr. hfuhruhurr,

987
00:54:35,604 --> 00:54:37,905
what's happened to me?

988
00:54:39,874 --> 00:54:42,643
You're a gorilla.

989
00:54:42,644 --> 00:54:44,545
I don't feel like a gorilla.

990
00:54:44,546 --> 00:54:47,914
Well, you sure do look like one.

991
00:54:47,915 --> 00:54:49,316
But I... I can't be.

992
00:54:49,317 --> 00:54:52,419
I can't see or touch...

993
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:54,521
Or anything.

994
00:54:54,522 --> 00:54:56,924
Miss uumellmahaye?

995
00:55:00,127 --> 00:55:01,729
Call me Anne.

996
00:55:02,864 --> 00:55:04,164
Thank god.

997
00:55:04,165 --> 00:55:05,732
You're still a brain.

998
00:55:05,733 --> 00:55:06,733
Oops!

999
00:55:06,734 --> 00:55:08,301
Hey!

1000
00:55:08,302 --> 00:55:11,271
Why did you think
I was a gorilla?

1001
00:55:11,272 --> 00:55:12,873
Because that's what
Dr. Necessiter

1002
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,476
has planned for you.

1003
00:55:15,377 --> 00:55:16,877
But don't worry.

1004
00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:18,580
I have other plans.

1005
00:55:53,948 --> 00:55:55,816
You're in my room now.

1006
00:55:55,817 --> 00:55:57,183
Where in your room?

1007
00:55:57,184 --> 00:55:58,386
In a...

1008
00:56:00,455 --> 00:56:02,456
On a gold leaf Florentine table

1009
00:56:02,457 --> 00:56:04,391
by the window,

1010
00:56:04,392 --> 00:56:06,460
overlooking a garden.

1011
00:56:06,461 --> 00:56:09,831
Oh, I can almost
smell the flowers.

1012
00:56:10,965 --> 00:56:12,734
Phew.

1013
00:56:15,269 --> 00:56:16,336
Sleep well, Anne.

1014
00:56:16,337 --> 00:56:19,073
Good night, Michael.

1015
00:56:21,275 --> 00:56:22,544
Good night.

1016
00:56:27,549 --> 00:56:28,782
Mmm.
You getting up?

1017
00:56:28,783 --> 00:56:30,817
Yeah, yeah, just getting up.

1018
00:56:30,818 --> 00:56:32,352
Ahh.

1019
00:56:32,353 --> 00:56:33,654
I'll order us some breakfast.

1020
00:56:33,655 --> 00:56:36,790
Yeah. Order me 2 sheets
of bacon and a pillow.

1021
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:37,792
Hmm?

1022
00:56:41,596 --> 00:56:42,796
Hey, know what
I've been thinking?

1023
00:56:42,797 --> 00:56:44,798
There's no need
to rush home right now.

1024
00:56:44,799 --> 00:56:46,366
I'm due for a sabbatical,

1025
00:56:46,367 --> 00:56:47,468
and there's a lot
of experimentation

1026
00:56:47,469 --> 00:56:48,735
going on in this city...

1027
00:56:48,736 --> 00:56:50,737
A lot of scientists,
a lot of brain research.

1028
00:56:50,738 --> 00:56:52,038
You know, I could go out
and look for a cottage,

1029
00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:53,807
and I could set up
a little laboratory.

1030
00:56:53,808 --> 00:56:55,041
We could be very, very
comfortable there.

1031
00:56:55,042 --> 00:56:56,677
What do you think
of an idea like that?

1032
00:56:56,678 --> 00:56:59,312
You think I should go out
and look for one right now?

1033
00:56:59,313 --> 00:57:00,647
Whatever you want.

1034
00:57:00,648 --> 00:57:02,883
Do you want me to go with you?

1035
00:57:02,884 --> 00:57:04,184
No, no, that's not
necessary, really.

1036
00:57:04,185 --> 00:57:05,185
Oh, but I'd love to.

1037
00:57:05,186 --> 00:57:06,319
Oh, it's so much trouble,

1038
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,320
the driving

1039
00:57:07,321 --> 00:57:08,922
and the realtors.

1040
00:57:08,923 --> 00:57:09,724
Yes?

1041
00:57:09,724 --> 00:57:10,558
May I take the table?

1042
00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:11,559
Oh, yeah, come on in.

1043
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:12,826
It's really...

1044
00:57:12,827 --> 00:57:14,327
Ahem.

1045
00:57:14,328 --> 00:57:15,395
Madame.

1046
00:57:15,396 --> 00:57:16,564
Oh, you're right.

1047
00:57:19,266 --> 00:57:20,300
I'd just be in the way.

1048
00:57:20,301 --> 00:57:21,668
It's best.

1049
00:57:21,669 --> 00:57:24,505
I think I'll just

1050
00:57:24,506 --> 00:57:25,972
slip...

1051
00:57:25,973 --> 00:57:28,074
Out of these clothes

1052
00:57:28,075 --> 00:57:30,911
into a hot bath.

1053
00:57:30,912 --> 00:57:32,145
That's great.

1054
00:57:32,146 --> 00:57:33,146
That's great.

1055
00:57:33,147 --> 00:57:34,482
Yep.

1056
00:57:43,658 --> 00:57:46,226
Ahem.
You must be Dr. hfuhruhurr.

1057
00:57:46,227 --> 00:57:48,461
Hfuhruhurr, yes.

1058
00:57:48,462 --> 00:57:49,596
Can I give you a hand, sir?

1059
00:57:49,597 --> 00:57:50,597
No, I'm fine.

1060
00:57:50,598 --> 00:57:52,599
What do you have there?

1061
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,435
You have a cute little
kitty cat in there?

1062
00:57:55,436 --> 00:57:56,703
Hello, katze.

1063
00:57:56,704 --> 00:57:58,438
Peekaboo.
I see you.

1064
00:57:58,439 --> 00:57:59,806
Ah, that's cute...

1065
00:57:59,807 --> 00:58:01,509
All curled up
in the little ball.

1066
00:58:02,577 --> 00:58:04,410
Oh, you have
no hair. Ohh!

1067
00:58:04,411 --> 00:58:05,846
Sorry. Um...

1068
00:58:05,847 --> 00:58:07,714
I'd like to see the house.

1069
00:58:07,715 --> 00:58:09,517
Sure.

1070
00:58:12,587 --> 00:58:14,555
Guess what?

1071
00:58:14,556 --> 00:58:15,822
I found us a cottage,

1072
00:58:15,823 --> 00:58:17,090
and I think we ought
to go there right away.

1073
00:58:17,091 --> 00:58:18,224
Well, what's the rush?

1074
00:58:18,225 --> 00:58:19,292
Well, I set up an experiment,

1075
00:58:19,293 --> 00:58:20,426
and I told it I'd be right back.

1076
00:58:20,427 --> 00:58:22,029
Oh, you're dressed.
Good.

1077
00:58:27,268 --> 00:58:28,434
I'll go get the car.

1078
00:58:28,435 --> 00:58:29,637
Let's go!

1079
00:58:32,574 --> 00:58:34,107
Why are you driving so fast?

1080
00:58:34,108 --> 00:58:37,443
I just want to show you
our new home.

1081
00:58:37,444 --> 00:58:39,312
What is this experiment
you're doing?

1082
00:58:39,313 --> 00:58:41,014
Just some boring brain stuff.

1083
00:58:41,015 --> 00:58:42,616
Oh, you're not going
to have mice and rats

1084
00:58:42,617 --> 00:58:43,650
in the house, are you?

1085
00:58:43,651 --> 00:58:45,586
No, no.
Just some microscopes

1086
00:58:45,587 --> 00:58:47,453
and test tubes and beakers

1087
00:58:47,454 --> 00:58:49,856
and maybe a brain.

1088
00:58:49,857 --> 00:58:50,924
A brain?

1089
00:58:50,925 --> 00:58:52,258
Just a small 4-pounder.
You'll never see it.

1090
00:58:52,259 --> 00:58:53,260
I'll keep it locked up.

1091
00:58:56,998 --> 00:58:59,299
Ruth was
the greatest baseball player

1092
00:58:59,300 --> 00:59:00,902
of all time.

1093
00:59:01,703 --> 00:59:04,270
You never saw Ruth play.

1094
00:59:04,271 --> 00:59:05,706
On film, I did.

1095
00:59:05,707 --> 00:59:07,941
Michael, are you on the phone?

1096
00:59:07,942 --> 00:59:09,076
Uh, yes.

1097
00:59:10,745 --> 00:59:13,279
Well, I'm waiting for you...

1098
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:14,715
In bed.

1099
00:59:14,716 --> 00:59:17,851
We'll finish this tomorrow.

1100
00:59:17,852 --> 00:59:19,753
Michael, it was fun tonight.

1101
00:59:19,754 --> 00:59:21,689
It was fun for me, too.

1102
00:59:44,912 --> 00:59:47,047
Don't you want to make love?

1103
00:59:47,048 --> 00:59:48,514
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1104
00:59:48,515 --> 00:59:50,183
That'd be great.

1105
00:59:50,184 --> 00:59:51,217
I'll take this off.

1106
00:59:51,218 --> 00:59:55,256
No, no, no. I can...
I can work around it.

1107
00:59:58,292 --> 01:00:00,361
Oh, that feels so...

1108
01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:04,298
Over.

1109
01:00:13,607 --> 01:00:14,775
What?

1110
01:00:14,776 --> 01:00:15,909
Are you going to be
in there forever?

1111
01:00:15,910 --> 01:00:18,078
Uh-huh.
I mean, uh, no, no.

1112
01:00:18,079 --> 01:00:21,014
Just another couple of days.

1113
01:00:21,015 --> 01:00:22,649
Oh.

1114
01:00:22,650 --> 01:00:24,117
Well, I guess
I'll just go to town

1115
01:00:24,118 --> 01:00:25,652
and try and find
something to do.

1116
01:00:25,653 --> 01:00:26,653
Oh, don't go.

1117
01:00:26,654 --> 01:00:28,890
Bye, darling.

1118
01:00:31,192 --> 01:00:34,360
I can spend
the whole day with you.

1119
01:00:34,361 --> 01:00:35,662
Are you busy?

1120
01:00:35,663 --> 01:00:37,664
Yes, but I'll
cancel my appointments.

1121
01:00:37,665 --> 01:00:40,967
The whole day.

1122
01:00:40,968 --> 01:00:42,102
I don't think there's a girl

1123
01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:43,837
floating in any jar anywhere

1124
01:00:43,838 --> 01:00:46,640
who's as happy as I am.

1125
01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:50,911
Oh, Michael,
you do so much for me,

1126
01:00:50,912 --> 01:00:52,746
and I do nothing for you.

1127
01:00:52,747 --> 01:00:54,115
Are you out of your head?

1128
01:00:55,349 --> 01:00:57,483
I'm sorry.
I forgot.

1129
01:00:57,484 --> 01:00:58,785
As far as I'm concerned,

1130
01:00:58,786 --> 01:01:00,320
you're the most complete
woman I've ever known.

1131
01:01:00,321 --> 01:01:02,588
All my life, I wanted women
with great bodies...

1132
01:01:02,589 --> 01:01:05,425
Women who were 10s.

1133
01:01:05,426 --> 01:01:07,193
And now...

1134
01:01:07,194 --> 01:01:08,895
For the first time,

1135
01:01:08,896 --> 01:01:11,664
I'm aroused by a mind.

1136
01:01:11,665 --> 01:01:12,933
Michael,

1137
01:01:12,934 --> 01:01:14,467
I wish I could kiss you.

1138
01:01:14,468 --> 01:01:16,169
I've been thinking about that.

1139
01:01:16,170 --> 01:01:17,503
Really?

1140
01:01:17,504 --> 01:01:18,840
Yes, really.

1141
01:01:20,207 --> 01:01:21,208
I, uh...

1142
01:01:22,710 --> 01:01:25,913
I bought you a pair of wax lips.

1143
01:01:30,017 --> 01:01:31,785
I was going to stick them
on your jar.

1144
01:01:31,786 --> 01:01:33,053
Is that crazy?

1145
01:01:33,054 --> 01:01:34,320
Oh, no.

1146
01:01:34,321 --> 01:01:35,723
Please.

1147
01:01:41,162 --> 01:01:42,764
How do I look?

1148
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,146
Michael?
Yes?

1149
01:02:00,147 --> 01:02:02,248
Were you out on the lake today

1150
01:02:02,249 --> 01:02:03,417
kissing your brain?

1151
01:02:06,153 --> 01:02:07,021
No.

1152
01:02:07,022 --> 01:02:08,221
You didn't take the rowboat out?

1153
01:02:08,222 --> 01:02:09,689
Funny.

1154
01:02:09,690 --> 01:02:11,357
There was a man out there,

1155
01:02:11,358 --> 01:02:13,894
looked just like you,
kissing a brain.

1156
01:02:13,895 --> 01:02:14,895
Must've been somebody else.

1157
01:02:14,896 --> 01:02:15,996
Somebody else?

1158
01:02:15,997 --> 01:02:17,764
How many men are there
around here,

1159
01:02:17,765 --> 01:02:19,966
do you suppose, who look
exactly like you

1160
01:02:19,967 --> 01:02:21,768
and have brains in jars?

1161
01:02:21,769 --> 01:02:23,236
Oh...

1162
01:02:23,237 --> 01:02:25,772
Well, around here,
must be hundreds.

1163
01:02:25,773 --> 01:02:27,340
Oh, stop it, Michael.

1164
01:02:27,341 --> 01:02:28,674
I know there's something
weird going on

1165
01:02:28,675 --> 01:02:30,243
with you and that brain.

1166
01:02:30,244 --> 01:02:31,244
It's not weird.

1167
01:02:31,245 --> 01:02:32,245
It's my work.

1168
01:02:32,246 --> 01:02:33,313
Oh.

1169
01:02:33,314 --> 01:02:36,682
It's your work to kiss
a dead brain?

1170
01:02:36,683 --> 01:02:38,651
She's not dead.
She's alive.

1171
01:02:38,652 --> 01:02:40,286
So, now it's a she!

1172
01:02:40,287 --> 01:02:42,722
You care more about
that brain than you do me.

1173
01:02:42,723 --> 01:02:44,490
Michael, I am your cook,

1174
01:02:44,491 --> 01:02:46,659
your maid, your lover.

1175
01:02:46,660 --> 01:02:48,261
I'm understanding
about your work.

1176
01:02:48,262 --> 01:02:50,530
I almost threw myself out
a window because of you.

1177
01:02:50,531 --> 01:02:52,065
And you,

1178
01:02:52,066 --> 01:02:55,101
you treat me like a doormat.

1179
01:02:55,102 --> 01:02:55,903
Dolores,

1180
01:02:55,904 --> 01:02:57,939
I'm sorry.
I... I just...

1181
01:03:00,207 --> 01:03:03,576
I didn't realize
what I was doing to you.

1182
01:03:03,577 --> 01:03:05,045
Hello?

1183
01:03:05,046 --> 01:03:06,679
Who?

1184
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,182
Mr. Gladstone?

1185
01:03:09,383 --> 01:03:10,784
What message?

1186
01:03:12,419 --> 01:03:13,420
What?

1187
01:03:15,622 --> 01:03:17,291
Grandma Nooney died?

1188
01:03:23,530 --> 01:03:24,932
No, she didn't tell me.

1189
01:03:27,301 --> 01:03:28,768
How much?

1190
01:03:28,769 --> 01:03:30,404
15 million.

1191
01:03:31,772 --> 01:03:33,374
First thing Monday.

1192
01:03:38,512 --> 01:03:40,080
The day you learned
about my inheritance

1193
01:03:40,081 --> 01:03:41,747
is the day you started
to be nice to me.

1194
01:03:41,748 --> 01:03:43,316
What a coincidence.

1195
01:03:43,317 --> 01:03:45,886
You only stayed around
for the money.

1196
01:03:45,887 --> 01:03:48,754
What other reason
could there possibly be?

1197
01:03:48,755 --> 01:03:50,256
God!

1198
01:03:50,257 --> 01:03:52,392
It's citizen's divorce time!

1199
01:03:52,393 --> 01:03:53,961
Final decree!

1200
01:03:59,867 --> 01:04:02,069
Ugh. Son of a bitch.

1201
01:04:11,212 --> 01:04:12,213
Ooh!

1202
01:04:19,753 --> 01:04:20,988
Help!

1203
01:04:24,225 --> 01:04:25,226
Help!

1204
01:04:28,896 --> 01:04:30,763
Anne?

1205
01:04:30,764 --> 01:04:32,033
Help!

1206
01:04:34,035 --> 01:04:35,035
Where's my brain?

1207
01:04:35,036 --> 01:04:36,236
How should I know?

1208
01:04:36,237 --> 01:04:37,437
I'm busy.

1209
01:04:37,438 --> 01:04:41,074
I'm cooking cervelles
au beurre noir.

1210
01:04:41,075 --> 01:04:43,176
Cervelles au beurre noir?

1211
01:04:43,177 --> 01:04:45,111
I know what that is.

1212
01:04:45,112 --> 01:04:47,480
I had that once when I was
in the army in France.

1213
01:04:47,481 --> 01:04:48,614
It was a small café.

1214
01:04:48,615 --> 01:04:50,750
I was young. I was impetuous.
I'd eat anything.

1215
01:04:50,751 --> 01:04:52,518
Cervelles au beurre noir...

1216
01:04:52,519 --> 01:04:54,121
That's... that's...
That...

1217
01:04:54,922 --> 01:04:57,959
Brains in black butter!

1218
01:04:59,893 --> 01:05:01,562
Ow! Ooh! Ahh! Ohh!

1219
01:05:02,930 --> 01:05:03,997
OK, Anne.

1220
01:05:03,998 --> 01:05:05,131
Oh, please say something.

1221
01:05:05,132 --> 01:05:06,933
Uhh, I think I'm all right.

1222
01:05:06,934 --> 01:05:08,801
Count to 10.

1223
01:05:08,802 --> 01:05:10,470
1, 2, 3,

1224
01:05:10,471 --> 01:05:11,837
4, 5, 6,

1225
01:05:11,838 --> 01:05:12,872
7, 8...

1226
01:05:12,873 --> 01:05:13,874
10.

1227
01:05:15,342 --> 01:05:16,742
You!

1228
01:05:16,743 --> 01:05:20,280
You cooked her 9s.

1229
01:05:20,281 --> 01:05:21,148
Out!

1230
01:05:21,148 --> 01:05:22,049
Out of my house!

1231
01:05:22,050 --> 01:05:23,416
Out of my life!

1232
01:05:23,417 --> 01:05:25,651
If you lay one finger
on me, I'll kill you!

1233
01:05:25,652 --> 01:05:26,852
You kill me, and I'll see

1234
01:05:26,853 --> 01:05:28,454
that you never work
in this town again!

1235
01:05:28,455 --> 01:05:31,691
Nobody's going to keep me
from working in this town!

1236
01:05:31,692 --> 01:05:33,194
Ha!

1237
01:05:34,661 --> 01:05:37,397
Goddamn!

1238
01:05:37,398 --> 01:05:38,831
Uhh!
Uhh!

1239
01:05:38,832 --> 01:05:40,500
My balls!

1240
01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:41,701
Ow!

1241
01:05:41,702 --> 01:05:43,769
Ow!

1242
01:05:43,770 --> 01:05:45,071
I'll get you!

1243
01:05:45,072 --> 01:05:46,572
I'll get you for this!

1244
01:05:46,573 --> 01:05:50,143
I'll get you for this,
you nigger-kike-wop!

1245
01:05:50,144 --> 01:05:52,412
Into the mud, scum queen!

1246
01:05:52,413 --> 01:05:53,414
Aah!

1247
01:05:54,848 --> 01:05:57,083
You'll never get
a penny of that inheritance.

1248
01:05:57,084 --> 01:05:58,284
First thing Monday,
I'm donating it

1249
01:05:58,285 --> 01:06:00,554
to cranial research
for the poor.

1250
01:06:01,822 --> 01:06:03,990
By Monday,

1251
01:06:03,991 --> 01:06:06,027
you'll be dead!

1252
01:06:07,028 --> 01:06:08,828
Anne.

1253
01:06:08,829 --> 01:06:10,031
Anne.

1254
01:06:11,265 --> 01:06:15,435
Michael, who did you
call a scum queen?

1255
01:06:15,436 --> 01:06:16,569
Oh...

1256
01:06:16,570 --> 01:06:18,305
Just some scum queen.

1257
01:06:19,173 --> 01:06:21,174
I'm frightened, Michael.

1258
01:06:21,175 --> 01:06:23,476
I feel so strange.

1259
01:06:23,477 --> 01:06:26,112
I feel the world slipping away.

1260
01:06:26,113 --> 01:06:28,748
If only we could be together...

1261
01:06:28,749 --> 01:06:30,384
Really together.

1262
01:06:31,785 --> 01:06:33,387
We can, darling.

1263
01:06:34,588 --> 01:06:35,788
Oh, we can.

1264
01:06:35,789 --> 01:06:37,257
Dr. Necessiter,

1265
01:06:37,258 --> 01:06:39,359
I want to become a brain.

1266
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,460
What are you talking about?

1267
01:06:40,461 --> 01:06:42,262
I want you to build
a tank for 2.

1268
01:06:42,263 --> 01:06:44,764
I want you to put me in
with Anne uumellmahaye.

1269
01:06:44,765 --> 01:06:46,032
Anne Uumellma-who?

1270
01:06:46,033 --> 01:06:48,000
Uumellmahaye.

1271
01:06:48,001 --> 01:06:49,169
Brain 21, to you.

1272
01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:51,604
So, you're the one
who stole brain 21.

1273
01:06:51,605 --> 01:06:52,605
Where is it?

1274
01:06:52,606 --> 01:06:55,108
In the trunk of my car.

1275
01:06:55,109 --> 01:06:58,611
I told her it was a box seat
at the Vienna opera.

1276
01:06:58,612 --> 01:07:00,946
Here are my instruments.

1277
01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:03,283
Do I understand you correctly?

1278
01:07:03,284 --> 01:07:05,651
You want me to remove your brain

1279
01:07:05,652 --> 01:07:07,887
and put it in a tank
with number 21?

1280
01:07:07,888 --> 01:07:09,922
Yes! We can
communicate.

1281
01:07:09,923 --> 01:07:11,124
We're in love.

1282
01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:12,625
That's the only way
we can be together.

1283
01:07:12,626 --> 01:07:14,994
Put me in a tank.

1284
01:07:14,995 --> 01:07:17,697
There is an alternative.

1285
01:07:17,698 --> 01:07:19,565
As you know, my research
has advanced to a point

1286
01:07:19,566 --> 01:07:24,504
where I can put her mind
into the body of a gorilla.

1287
01:07:24,505 --> 01:07:26,506
I couldn't fuck a gorilla.

1288
01:07:26,507 --> 01:07:27,441
Yes, I know,

1289
01:07:27,442 --> 01:07:30,276
but there is one other
alternative...

1290
01:07:30,277 --> 01:07:31,544
A human subject.

1291
01:07:31,545 --> 01:07:33,079
Are you saying you can
place her thoughts

1292
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,347
in another woman's body?

1293
01:07:34,348 --> 01:07:37,016
In the past week,
I've had 2 near successes.

1294
01:07:37,017 --> 01:07:38,017
What do you mean near successes?

1295
01:07:38,018 --> 01:07:39,452
In my recovery room

1296
01:07:39,453 --> 01:07:42,689
are 2 subjects
who do nothing but this...

1297
01:07:44,391 --> 01:07:46,559
But I think I've solved
the problem!

1298
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:48,027
What kind of life would that be?

1299
01:07:48,028 --> 01:07:49,496
This is my wife.

1300
01:07:50,464 --> 01:07:53,599
Oh, I know her.
She'd hate that.

1301
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:54,967
I'd rather keep her in a jar.

1302
01:07:54,968 --> 01:07:56,269
You wouldn't have her
there for long.

1303
01:07:56,270 --> 01:07:57,937
What do you mean?

1304
01:07:57,938 --> 01:07:59,939
It's a miracle
she's still alive.

1305
01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:01,574
She's outlived
every brain I've had.

1306
01:08:01,575 --> 01:08:05,211
You'll be lucky
if she survives the weekend.

1307
01:08:05,212 --> 01:08:06,946
All right.

1308
01:08:06,947 --> 01:08:07,980
What do I have to do?

1309
01:08:07,981 --> 01:08:09,982
Wait.

1310
01:08:09,983 --> 01:08:11,184
Wait for what?

1311
01:08:11,185 --> 01:08:13,319
For the elevator killer
to strike again.

1312
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,157
Anne could be dead by then.

1313
01:08:17,224 --> 01:08:18,658
I'll check the hospital,

1314
01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:19,526
the morgue...

1315
01:08:19,527 --> 01:08:21,695
Everywhere dead bodies hang out.

1316
01:08:22,829 --> 01:08:23,963
I'll get her a body.

1317
01:08:23,964 --> 01:08:25,298
I'll prepare the laboratory,

1318
01:08:25,299 --> 01:08:26,666
and in case
you're not successful,

1319
01:08:26,667 --> 01:08:28,734
I'll have the gorilla
wired and ready.

1320
01:08:28,735 --> 01:08:29,570
I'll get a body!

1321
01:08:29,571 --> 01:08:31,338
Will this do?

1322
01:08:35,776 --> 01:08:36,610
She just...

1323
01:08:36,611 --> 01:08:38,944
She just doesn't have any...

1324
01:08:38,945 --> 01:08:40,147
Va-voom.

1325
01:08:41,715 --> 01:08:43,716
She is dead, you know.

1326
01:08:43,717 --> 01:08:45,386
Still...

1327
01:08:46,187 --> 01:08:48,621
You don't like anything here?

1328
01:08:48,622 --> 01:08:51,825
No. Nothing really
leaps out at me.

1329
01:08:55,896 --> 01:08:57,130
Ooh.

1330
01:08:59,766 --> 01:09:01,267
Action's stiff.

1331
01:09:01,268 --> 01:09:04,270
I can file down that sear pin.

1332
01:09:04,271 --> 01:09:05,938
Let me have a box of dumdums.

1333
01:09:05,939 --> 01:09:07,308
They're illegal, madam.

1334
01:09:08,309 --> 01:09:11,478
So is killing your husband.

1335
01:09:22,623 --> 01:09:24,691
Oh, if she were only dead.

1336
01:09:26,026 --> 01:09:27,026
Aah!

1337
01:09:27,027 --> 01:09:28,929
Yeah!

1338
01:09:32,666 --> 01:09:34,568
She is dead.

1339
01:09:36,169 --> 01:09:37,903
Let me through.
I'm a doctor.

1340
01:09:37,904 --> 01:09:38,904
I'm a doctor.

1341
01:09:38,905 --> 01:09:40,005
You're too late.

1342
01:09:40,006 --> 01:09:41,106
Good.

1343
01:09:41,107 --> 01:09:42,308
I mean, oh.

1344
01:09:42,309 --> 01:09:44,177
She's beautiful.

1345
01:09:45,178 --> 01:09:46,380
She's perfect.

1346
01:09:47,681 --> 01:09:48,914
She's alive.

1347
01:09:48,915 --> 01:09:50,316
She's dead. She's dead.

1348
01:09:50,317 --> 01:09:51,452
She's got to be dead!

1349
01:09:52,919 --> 01:09:54,187
Dead, dead, dead.

1350
01:09:59,059 --> 01:10:00,761
Crazy maniac!

1351
01:10:22,883 --> 01:10:24,851
Need a body.
Yeah.

1352
01:10:35,061 --> 01:10:37,563
"In Dilman's grove,

1353
01:10:37,564 --> 01:10:39,064
"my love

1354
01:10:39,065 --> 01:10:40,634
did die."

1355
01:10:58,151 --> 01:10:59,420
Driver...

1356
01:11:00,220 --> 01:11:01,822
Follow that car.

1357
01:12:12,459 --> 01:12:14,326
Beautiful.

1358
01:12:14,327 --> 01:12:17,531
Where can I see the rest of you?

1359
01:12:18,699 --> 01:12:20,967
Mama.

1360
01:12:24,104 --> 01:12:25,471
Where can we go?

1361
01:12:25,472 --> 01:12:28,173
Well, we can go to my room.

1362
01:12:28,174 --> 01:12:29,909
It's on the fourth floor.

1363
01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,276
My name's Fran.

1364
01:12:31,277 --> 01:12:32,778
I'm an American.

1365
01:12:32,779 --> 01:12:34,614
I guess you could say I'm
a member of the piece corps.

1366
01:12:34,615 --> 01:12:36,215
Get it?

1367
01:12:36,216 --> 01:12:37,750
What is it?

1368
01:12:37,751 --> 01:12:38,552
My voice?

1369
01:12:38,553 --> 01:12:40,620
Did I blow the deal?

1370
01:12:40,621 --> 01:12:43,122
I knew I shouldn't talk
until I make the deal.

1371
01:12:43,123 --> 01:12:44,690
I know my voice is terrible.

1372
01:12:44,691 --> 01:12:45,925
It irritates people so much

1373
01:12:45,926 --> 01:12:48,628
they usually just want
to kill me.

1374
01:12:48,629 --> 01:12:50,295
Keep talking.
Keep talking.

1375
01:12:50,296 --> 01:12:52,698
Oh, good.
I never get to talk.

1376
01:12:52,699 --> 01:12:55,502
My whole family loves to talk.

1377
01:13:06,246 --> 01:13:07,647
Come on in, honey,

1378
01:13:07,648 --> 01:13:09,482
and make yourself at home.

1379
01:13:09,483 --> 01:13:11,083
I'll, uh...

1380
01:13:11,084 --> 01:13:12,652
Be right out, OK?

1381
01:13:12,653 --> 01:13:14,520
♪ Duke, Duke, Duke ♪

1382
01:13:14,521 --> 01:13:15,921
♪ Duke of Earl, Earl ♪

1383
01:13:15,922 --> 01:13:16,823
You like music?

1384
01:13:16,824 --> 01:13:18,758
That's my favorite song,
you know?

1385
01:13:18,759 --> 01:13:20,893
♪ Duke of Earl,
Earl, Earl ♪

1386
01:13:20,894 --> 01:13:23,262
♪ Duke of Earl,
Earl, Earl ♪

1387
01:13:23,263 --> 01:13:24,530
♪ Duke of Earl ♪

1388
01:13:24,531 --> 01:13:25,965
Come on, Duke, we're
going to have some fun.

1389
01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:28,869
♪ Duke, Duke, Duke
of Earl, Earl, Earl ♪

1390
01:13:40,013 --> 01:13:41,681
It's murder.

1391
01:13:41,682 --> 01:13:42,982
No, it's not murder.

1392
01:13:42,983 --> 01:13:45,117
Her body will still be alive...

1393
01:13:45,118 --> 01:13:46,251
♪ Duke of Earl ♪

1394
01:13:46,252 --> 01:13:48,087
But her mind will be dead.

1395
01:13:48,088 --> 01:13:49,121
♪ Duke of Earl ♪

1396
01:13:49,122 --> 01:13:50,556
But her body...

1397
01:13:50,557 --> 01:13:51,591
Her body.

1398
01:13:51,592 --> 01:13:54,026
I can have it all...

1399
01:13:54,027 --> 01:13:55,360
The perfect mind

1400
01:13:55,361 --> 01:13:57,697
in the perfect body.

1401
01:13:57,698 --> 01:13:58,864
Yes.

1402
01:13:58,865 --> 01:14:00,099
Yes.

1403
01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:01,100
Kill.

1404
01:14:01,101 --> 01:14:02,167
Kill.

1405
01:14:02,168 --> 01:14:04,103
Yes.

1406
01:14:04,104 --> 01:14:05,905
Yes. Yes.

1407
01:14:05,906 --> 01:14:06,939
Kill her. Yes.

1408
01:14:06,940 --> 01:14:08,641
Yes. Yes.

1409
01:14:08,642 --> 01:14:11,544
Kill her.
Kill, kill, kill.

1410
01:14:11,545 --> 01:14:14,446
Kill her. Yes, yes.

1411
01:14:14,447 --> 01:14:16,181
I can't.

1412
01:14:16,182 --> 01:14:17,783
Can't what?

1413
01:14:17,784 --> 01:14:19,652
I can't inject you
with window cleaner.

1414
01:14:19,653 --> 01:14:20,854
I don't mind.

1415
01:14:21,722 --> 01:14:23,989
Hey, what does it do, anyway?

1416
01:14:23,990 --> 01:14:26,125
It causes your brain
to die last.

1417
01:14:26,126 --> 01:14:27,193
I don't mind.

1418
01:14:29,095 --> 01:14:30,863
It's my voice.

1419
01:14:30,864 --> 01:14:31,865
Damn.

1420
01:14:42,976 --> 01:14:44,076
Well...

1421
01:14:44,077 --> 01:14:46,479
What are you doing here?

1422
01:15:03,897 --> 01:15:04,897
Dolores.

1423
01:15:04,898 --> 01:15:05,898
You.

1424
01:15:05,899 --> 01:15:07,768
You're the elevator killer.

1425
01:15:10,203 --> 01:15:12,838
Merv Griffin.

1426
01:15:12,839 --> 01:15:13,840
Yeah.

1427
01:15:15,308 --> 01:15:16,609
Why?

1428
01:15:16,610 --> 01:15:18,778
I don't know. I've always
just loved to kill.

1429
01:15:18,779 --> 01:15:20,646
I've really enjoyed it.

1430
01:15:20,647 --> 01:15:21,781
But then I got famous,

1431
01:15:21,782 --> 01:15:23,816
and it's just too hard for me.

1432
01:15:23,817 --> 01:15:25,050
I mean, so many witnesses.

1433
01:15:25,051 --> 01:15:26,819
I mean, everybody recognized me.

1434
01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:28,654
I couldn't even lurk anymore.

1435
01:15:28,655 --> 01:15:30,723
I'd hear, "who's that
lurking over there?

1436
01:15:30,724 --> 01:15:31,857
Isn't that merv Griffin?"

1437
01:15:31,858 --> 01:15:34,059
So I came to Europe to kill,

1438
01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:37,930
and it's really worked out
very well for me...

1439
01:15:37,931 --> 01:15:39,132
Until now.

1440
01:15:46,673 --> 01:15:47,673
She's beautiful.

1441
01:15:47,674 --> 01:15:48,674
Yeah, isn't she?

1442
01:15:48,675 --> 01:15:49,942
This may be the one thing

1443
01:15:49,943 --> 01:15:51,911
that saves our marriage.

1444
01:15:51,912 --> 01:15:53,478
Hey, you going to turn me in?

1445
01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:54,680
I don't have time.

1446
01:15:54,681 --> 01:15:55,681
You're going to have
to turn yourself in.

1447
01:15:55,682 --> 01:15:57,250
Promise me.
I promise.

1448
01:15:59,552 --> 01:16:02,756
I am never taking you
anywhere again.

1449
01:16:17,804 --> 01:16:19,705
Anne, are you all right?

1450
01:16:19,706 --> 01:16:21,506
I'm very...

1451
01:16:21,507 --> 01:16:22,642
Very sleepy.

1452
01:16:22,643 --> 01:16:23,643
Anne,

1453
01:16:23,644 --> 01:16:25,010
stay awake.

1454
01:16:25,011 --> 01:16:27,713
Look, I got
merv Griffin's autograph.

1455
01:16:27,714 --> 01:16:29,114
I'm sleepy.

1456
01:16:29,115 --> 01:16:30,116
Oh, my god.

1457
01:16:41,494 --> 01:16:43,328
Michael...

1458
01:16:43,329 --> 01:16:44,997
Anne, stay with me.

1459
01:16:44,998 --> 01:16:45,899
Soon.

1460
01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:47,801
Help me. Soon we'll
be together.

1461
01:17:06,586 --> 01:17:08,321
Huh?

1462
01:17:11,624 --> 01:17:12,624
Oh, I'm sorry, officer.

1463
01:17:12,625 --> 01:17:14,493
Oh, you speak English?

1464
01:17:14,494 --> 01:17:15,696
Good.

1465
01:17:19,432 --> 01:17:22,534
That's better. We have
more room down there now.

1466
01:17:22,535 --> 01:17:23,737
License?

1467
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,909
Doctor...

1468
01:17:30,276 --> 01:17:31,276
Hfuhruhurr?

1469
01:17:31,277 --> 01:17:33,178
Yes.

1470
01:17:33,179 --> 01:17:34,213
What's the rush?

1471
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:35,681
And what's the matter with her?

1472
01:17:35,682 --> 01:17:37,116
She's just drunk...

1473
01:17:37,117 --> 01:17:38,117
Dead drunk.

1474
01:17:38,118 --> 01:17:39,251
Uh-huh.

1475
01:17:39,252 --> 01:17:40,220
And you?

1476
01:17:40,221 --> 01:17:41,887
You have a little
to drink, too, hmm?

1477
01:17:41,888 --> 01:17:43,222
Oh, no, no, no, I dron't dink.

1478
01:17:43,223 --> 01:17:44,223
Don't drink.

1479
01:17:44,224 --> 01:17:45,225
Mm-hmm.

1480
01:17:46,392 --> 01:17:48,394
Get out of the car.

1481
01:17:51,798 --> 01:17:52,965
Stretch out your arms

1482
01:17:52,966 --> 01:17:56,002
and touch your nose
with your finger.

1483
01:17:57,670 --> 01:17:58,872
Hmm.

1484
01:17:59,906 --> 01:18:02,275
Now walk this white line.

1485
01:18:06,412 --> 01:18:07,747
Halt!

1486
01:18:07,748 --> 01:18:09,581
Come back.

1487
01:18:09,582 --> 01:18:11,184
On your hands!

1488
01:18:14,354 --> 01:18:15,722
One hand.

1489
01:18:19,159 --> 01:18:22,963
Now do roll over, turn
over, and flip-flop.

1490
01:18:26,232 --> 01:18:28,133
All right.

1491
01:18:28,134 --> 01:18:31,103
Now juggle these,
do a tap dance, and sing

1492
01:18:31,104 --> 01:18:34,840
the Catalina Magdalena
Lupensteiner Wallabeiner song.

1493
01:18:34,841 --> 01:18:37,443
Goddamn, your
drunk tests are hard.

1494
01:18:38,478 --> 01:18:39,578
♪ Catalina Magdalena ♪

1495
01:18:39,579 --> 01:18:40,846
♪ Lupensteiner
Wallabeiner ♪

1496
01:18:40,847 --> 01:18:42,482
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's her name? ♪

1497
01:18:44,484 --> 01:18:46,718
All right, you're not drunk.

1498
01:18:46,719 --> 01:18:48,553
You can go.

1499
01:18:48,554 --> 01:18:49,890
My oranges.

1500
01:18:52,959 --> 01:18:55,160
Now drive carefully.

1501
01:18:55,161 --> 01:18:56,195
Wait!

1502
01:18:56,196 --> 01:18:57,196
She's not drunk.

1503
01:18:57,197 --> 01:18:58,197
She's dead!

1504
01:18:58,198 --> 01:18:59,231
Dead? My god,

1505
01:18:59,232 --> 01:19:01,768
I better get her
to a cemetery right away.

1506
01:19:05,405 --> 01:19:06,973
Oh, my god. Ohh!

1507
01:19:13,713 --> 01:19:15,281
Ja. Jawohl.

1508
01:19:17,583 --> 01:19:18,951
Very sleepy.

1509
01:19:18,952 --> 01:19:21,521
Anne, don't go to sleep.
Walk around. Walk around.

1510
01:19:23,523 --> 01:19:25,724
Rote Mercedes.

1511
01:19:25,725 --> 01:19:28,028
Das es das. Schnell!

1512
01:19:29,129 --> 01:19:30,897
Schnell, schnell, dumkopf.

1513
01:19:36,336 --> 01:19:38,171
Halten, halten.

1514
01:20:10,236 --> 01:20:11,437
Come on.

1515
01:20:12,772 --> 01:20:13,939
Bar that door.

1516
01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:15,441
Yes, sir.

1517
01:20:18,344 --> 01:20:20,080
Necessiter!

1518
01:20:20,881 --> 01:20:22,882
Schmidt, we need
a battering ram.

1519
01:20:22,883 --> 01:20:24,317
Right away, inspector.

1520
01:20:26,619 --> 01:20:27,887
Ja?

1521
01:20:27,888 --> 01:20:29,588
Excuse me. Could we
borrow a battering ram?

1522
01:20:29,589 --> 01:20:30,589
You'll return it?

1523
01:20:30,590 --> 01:20:31,823
Ja.
Gut.

1524
01:20:31,824 --> 01:20:33,960
Hurry, hurry!

1525
01:20:38,899 --> 01:20:40,165
One...

1526
01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:41,633
2...

1527
01:20:41,634 --> 01:20:44,370
3!

1528
01:20:53,646 --> 01:20:55,514
On 3!

1529
01:20:55,515 --> 01:20:57,149
One...

1530
01:20:57,150 --> 01:20:58,650
2...

1531
01:20:58,651 --> 01:20:59,886
3!

1532
01:21:01,955 --> 01:21:04,124
Aah!
Aah!

1533
01:21:10,096 --> 01:21:14,066
Dr. necessiter!

1534
01:21:14,067 --> 01:21:16,768
Cheer up, dear boy.
Have a drink.

1535
01:21:16,769 --> 01:21:18,003
There's no time for drinks.

1536
01:21:18,004 --> 01:21:19,271
Anne is dying.

1537
01:21:19,272 --> 01:21:22,074
You're dying, I'm dying,
my machine is dying.

1538
01:21:22,075 --> 01:21:23,342
My wonderful machine.

1539
01:21:23,343 --> 01:21:25,144
What are you talking about?

1540
01:21:25,145 --> 01:21:28,447
It won't start.
It's broken.

1541
01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:31,250
Well, there must be
some way to fix it.

1542
01:21:31,251 --> 01:21:32,884
Aah!

1543
01:21:32,885 --> 01:21:34,153
Ooh!

1544
01:21:34,154 --> 01:21:36,322
Inspector, inspector.

1545
01:21:39,759 --> 01:21:41,460
Dr. necessiter.

1546
01:21:41,461 --> 01:21:42,995
The transformer
of your machine...

1547
01:21:42,996 --> 01:21:44,196
Are you aware
it's coin-operated?

1548
01:21:44,197 --> 01:21:46,498
Good lord.
I forgot all about that.

1549
01:21:46,499 --> 01:21:49,969
When I built the machine
I used the guts of a video game.

1550
01:21:49,970 --> 01:21:51,136
Quarters, quarters.

1551
01:21:51,137 --> 01:21:52,471
I've got 6 quarters.

1552
01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:55,675
Just enough
for the transference.

1553
01:21:57,910 --> 01:21:59,311
All right?

1554
01:21:59,312 --> 01:22:00,312
All right.

1555
01:22:00,313 --> 01:22:01,114
All right?

1556
01:22:01,115 --> 01:22:02,881
All right.

1557
01:22:02,882 --> 01:22:04,183
Ready now.

1558
01:22:04,184 --> 01:22:06,251
Set the hemofarcal
overload, .6.

1559
01:22:06,252 --> 01:22:08,721
Hemofarcal
overload, .6.

1560
01:22:11,924 --> 01:22:14,259
Septum ludegation
factor 03.5.

1561
01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:18,998
Septum ludegation
factor 03.5.

1562
01:22:18,999 --> 01:22:21,300
Aortic petrification
ratio 2 over 5.

1563
01:22:21,301 --> 01:22:24,504
Aortic petrification
ratio 2 over 5.

1564
01:22:27,373 --> 01:22:29,641
Set the theramin at 1945.

1565
01:22:29,642 --> 01:22:32,078
Theramin, 1945.

1566
01:22:37,150 --> 01:22:40,320
Activate main transference
number 2.

1567
01:22:42,855 --> 01:22:44,889
It's open!
Return the ram!

1568
01:22:44,890 --> 01:22:46,992
Here is your ram.
Thank you.

1569
01:22:46,993 --> 01:22:48,493
Follow me.

1570
01:22:48,494 --> 01:22:49,494
10...

1571
01:22:49,495 --> 01:22:50,529
9...

1572
01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:52,497
8...

1573
01:22:52,498 --> 01:22:54,234
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

1574
01:22:59,872 --> 01:23:02,674
Stop! You're under
arrest for murder.

1575
01:23:02,675 --> 01:23:03,908
We are not murdering!

1576
01:23:03,909 --> 01:23:05,477
We are resurrecting!

1577
01:23:05,478 --> 01:23:07,046
Moving life from one body
to another!

1578
01:23:07,047 --> 01:23:08,847
You are playing god!

1579
01:23:08,848 --> 01:23:10,382
Somebody has to!

1580
01:23:10,383 --> 01:23:11,616
The dogmas of the quiet past

1581
01:23:11,617 --> 01:23:14,019
are inadequate
for the stormy present!

1582
01:23:14,020 --> 01:23:16,521
The occasion is piled high
with difficulty,

1583
01:23:16,522 --> 01:23:19,058
and we must rise
to the occasion!

1584
01:23:19,059 --> 01:23:21,626
Whoo! For copies
of this speech,

1585
01:23:21,627 --> 01:23:26,765
send one dollar to box 3912,
stone mountain, Georgia!

1586
01:23:26,766 --> 01:23:28,467
He's crazy.
No.

1587
01:23:28,468 --> 01:23:29,769
Aah!

1588
01:23:38,978 --> 01:23:40,780
Aah!

1589
01:23:46,586 --> 01:23:47,620
Don't touch that!

1590
01:24:05,405 --> 01:24:09,709
Well, the operation
seems to be a success...

1591
01:24:12,578 --> 01:24:15,615
But the doctor died.

1592
01:24:18,084 --> 01:24:19,551
Uh...

1593
01:24:19,552 --> 01:24:20,619
Where am I?

1594
01:24:20,620 --> 01:24:23,355
You're in our own
hospital, Michael.

1595
01:24:23,356 --> 01:24:25,390
How long have I been here?

1596
01:24:25,391 --> 01:24:26,925
You've been here 6 weeks.

1597
01:24:26,926 --> 01:24:28,860
Your wife is here.

1598
01:24:28,861 --> 01:24:30,061
She's in the waiting room.

1599
01:24:30,062 --> 01:24:31,130
Whose brain does she have?

1600
01:24:31,131 --> 01:24:32,864
Whose brain does she have?

1601
01:24:32,865 --> 01:24:35,967
Does she talk...

1602
01:24:35,968 --> 01:24:38,771
Or does she go...

1603
01:24:41,141 --> 01:24:42,908
No, she talks, Michael.

1604
01:24:44,677 --> 01:24:45,545
No, no, no.

1605
01:24:45,546 --> 01:24:47,312
You've been in bed 6 weeks.

1606
01:24:47,313 --> 01:24:49,047
You don't have the strength.

1607
01:24:49,048 --> 01:24:50,949
I'm strong enough.

1608
01:24:50,950 --> 01:24:52,251
I want to see her.

1609
01:24:52,252 --> 01:24:55,220
Nurse, tell Mrs. Huffer
the doctor's awake.

1610
01:24:55,221 --> 01:24:57,989
Hfuhruhurr.

1611
01:24:57,990 --> 01:24:59,424
Wait.

1612
01:24:59,425 --> 01:25:03,928
I don't want her
to see me like this.

1613
01:25:03,929 --> 01:25:07,500
I want to be on my own 2 feet.

1614
01:25:18,043 --> 01:25:19,444
There.

1615
01:25:19,445 --> 01:25:22,747
Your husband is awake
and can see you.

1616
01:25:22,748 --> 01:25:24,284
He's awake?

1617
01:25:26,051 --> 01:25:27,286
What's wrong?

1618
01:25:27,287 --> 01:25:31,823
I never told him
I was a compulsive eater.

1619
01:25:31,824 --> 01:25:33,826
I've gained so much weight.

1620
01:25:37,830 --> 01:25:39,432
Michael.

1621
01:25:54,180 --> 01:25:55,180
Anne...

1622
01:25:55,181 --> 01:25:57,916
Uumellmahaye?

1623
01:25:57,917 --> 01:25:59,352
Yes, Michael.

1624
01:26:02,788 --> 01:26:06,326
You're not disappointed
I'm so fat?

1625
01:26:10,095 --> 01:26:11,831
What fat?