1 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:19,880 Mission control come in. 2 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,960 Mission control, do you read? 3 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:26,880 Mayday... 4 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:28,320 Mayday! 5 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:32,160 l'm re-entering Earth's orbit, l seem to have fallen into... 6 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:35,520 l don't know, some kind oftear in time and space. 7 00:00:35,799 --> 00:00:37,200 My coordinates are unknown. 8 00:00:38,359 --> 00:00:39,400 And is either... 9 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:44,480 Seems entrance indicate it should be White Sands, New Mexico. 10 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:46,240 Obvious error. 11 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,240 ls anyone receiving this? 12 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:54,840 Recovey team! 13 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,320 Recovey team, fix coordinates now! 14 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,360 Where the hell am l? 15 00:01:00,759 --> 00:01:02,000 Somebody respond! 16 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,240 Recovey team come back, god damn it. 17 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:08,440 Oh god, oh god. 18 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,520 Anyone re..! 19 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,680 This is TODAY with Matt Lauer. 20 00:01:27,439 --> 00:01:29,080 We're back now with Dr. Rick Marshall 21 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:31,600 ..whose new book arrives in stores tomorrow. 22 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,640 lt was back in Oslo, Doctor, last month.. 23 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,080 ..that you just startled your colleagues,.. 24 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:38,680 ..with this theoy ofyours that takes.. 25 00:01:38,879 --> 00:01:40,520 ..science in a completely new direction. 26 00:01:40,719 --> 00:01:41,440 Quantum Paleontology. 27 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,840 Quantum Paleontology, that's correct. 28 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,160 What exactly is that? 29 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,600 Well it's a not to say.. 30 00:01:46,799 --> 00:01:48,400 ..vey modestly, it's our vey future Matt. 31 00:01:48,799 --> 00:01:50,600 lt's the only real solution.. 32 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,040 ..to solving this fossil fuel crisis we're experiencing.. 33 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:55,360 ..and it boils down to mo simple words. 34 00:01:55,719 --> 00:01:57,000 Renewable bio-fuels? 35 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:57,960 Close. 36 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,400 Time Warps. 37 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:02,320 Time Warps? You're serious about this? 38 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,480 l'm deadly serious. 39 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,320 Five years, over fim million dollars on my research... 40 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:09,960 You spent fim million dollars ofyour own money,.. 41 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,040 ..studying Time Warps? 42 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,120 No, that's adorable. 43 00:02:12,319 --> 00:02:14,400 No, tax payers' money. l don't have fim million dollars. 44 00:02:14,599 --> 00:02:15,840 And now you're asking for more? 45 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,560 lt's all explained, in my book. 46 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:18,720 l know we plugged the book. 47 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 My Other Car is a Time Machine. 48 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,800 Bantum books, Amazon... 49 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:25,640 We're living in a time right now, with huge cuts in spend- 50 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,000 l saw, huge cuts in spending. - Right. 51 00:02:28,159 --> 00:02:29,560 We're in dire economic straights,.. 52 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,120 and you're spending fim million dollars on studying Time Warps? 53 00:02:33,439 --> 00:02:35,360 How do you not think that's irresponsible? 54 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,320 Are you smoking? 55 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,000 No l'm making a balloon animal here. 56 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,520 You can't smoke in the studio. 57 00:02:39,719 --> 00:02:40,880 No one told me that. 58 00:02:41,319 --> 00:02:42,120 Listen, you can't. 59 00:02:42,319 --> 00:02:43,240 Fine. 60 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:46,040 There are huge.. huge amounts.. 61 00:02:46,319 --> 00:02:48,160 ..oftrans dimensional energy out there.. 62 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,160 just waiting for us to throw the switch, energy crisis averted. 63 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,960 You are asking people to stake.. 64 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:55,720 ..the entire future of industrialized civilization,.. 65 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:58,400 ..on what you call Parallel Dimensions? 66 00:02:58,759 --> 00:03:01,840 What about the critics who have a fair question doctor, they say... 67 00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:05,360 This theoy ofyours is not science, it is non-science,.. 68 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:07,720 ..and some even more bluntly say it's nonsense. 69 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,960 How do you respond to that? 70 00:03:09,199 --> 00:03:10,200 My critics? - Your critics.. 71 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,000 ..there are a lot ofthem. 72 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,080 Could you be more specific? 73 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:13,520 Steven Hawking. 74 00:03:13,759 --> 00:03:17,000 Steven Hawking says this is nonsense, that's his word. 75 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,960 You know what this interview's over. 76 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,000 Why? 77 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,120 Your producer said you wouldn't bring that up. 78 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:23,680 lt's a fair question. 79 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,520 No it's not, it's a hatchetjob! 80 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,680 That was my guest Dr. Rick Marshall.. 81 00:03:27,879 --> 00:03:29,720 ..his book arrives in stores tomorrow, 82 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,120 you might want to Iook for it in the.. 83 00:03:31,319 --> 00:03:33,680 l'm out of my freakin' mind department. 84 00:03:34,199 --> 00:03:37,640 When we come back, trampolines. Summer fun or silent killer? 85 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,680 Stop! 86 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,320 Ladies and gentlemen. 87 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,640 Esteemed colleagues. 88 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,280 l'll conclude with this. 89 00:03:52,719 --> 00:03:55,280 Our vey future depends on one thing. 90 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:56,960 Tachyons. 91 00:03:57,319 --> 00:03:59,480 Sub-atomic particles that move so incredibly.. 92 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,760 ..fast they actually travel backwards in time. 93 00:04:02,199 --> 00:04:04,640 Ask yourself, what if there was a device.. 94 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,560 ..that could harness these tachyons. 95 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:11,000 We could open and travel through warps in time and space. 96 00:04:11,479 --> 00:04:12,360 What's that? 97 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,400 Not in our lifetime? 98 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,600 My friends, l've designed such a device. 99 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,440 l give to you the Tachyon Amplifier. 100 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,120 Genius in a box. 101 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:26,960 Only with this device, you don't travel forwards or backwards. 102 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,240 You travel sideways in time. 103 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,640 To another dimension where past, present, and future all meet. 104 00:04:34,879 --> 00:04:36,400 And, lights. 105 00:04:37,399 --> 00:04:38,680 Alright... 106 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,000 Any questions? 107 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,720 Oh, great. Yes, you right there young man. 108 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,440 Yeah, ifyou shot a ton of pot at the sun,.. 109 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:47,480 ..would it burn up and get eveybody high? 110 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:48,960 No, no... 111 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:51,840 Are there any real questions that pertain to science? 112 00:04:52,199 --> 00:04:53,360 Do you take Cialis? 113 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,000 Why were you cying in the bathroom before this presentation? 114 00:04:56,199 --> 00:04:58,000 How come it looks like you're about to cy now? 115 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,560 Do Dinosaurs have boobs? 116 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:01,200 That's it. That's it, eveybody out of here. 117 00:05:01,439 --> 00:05:02,440 Get out of here. 118 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:03,800 Go play in the parking lot. 119 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,680 Go run around on the Freeway, l don't care. 120 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:07,880 l have a question. 121 00:05:08,519 --> 00:05:10,640 Did you ever ty to make the Tachyon Amplifier? 122 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:11,600 Who're you? 123 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,640 Oh, l'm sory. 124 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,720 l'm Holly Cantrell, l studied all your work at Cambridge. 125 00:05:17,079 --> 00:05:18,400 l think you're brilliant. 126 00:05:19,759 --> 00:05:22,040 Well, Holly from Cambridge who thinks l'm brilliant. 127 00:05:22,519 --> 00:05:24,480 l started, but l didn't finish so no. 128 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,960 No but you have to build it, it's the most incredible- 129 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,560 What are you eating? 130 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,240 lt's a dough nut stuffed with M&M's. 131 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,360 That way when you finish the dough nut,.. 132 00:05:33,519 --> 00:05:35,000 ..you don't have to eat any M&M's. 133 00:05:35,519 --> 00:05:38,200 But don't you see you are absolutely right, evemhing- 134 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,040 Stop. 135 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,960 Chasing that theoy got me Iaughed out of main stream.. 136 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,680 ..science and landed me here. 137 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,600 But you know what, l don't got anyone to blame but myself. 138 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,160 Because as they say... 139 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,520 lfyou don't make it, it's your own damn ''vault.'' 140 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,520 That's a bitch slap oftruth right there. 141 00:05:54,759 --> 00:05:57,000 lfyour theories are such rubbish. 142 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,120 Then explain this. 143 00:06:01,759 --> 00:06:05,720 That fossil is over 265 million years old.. 144 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,880 ..with an imprint of a $10 lighter. 145 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:09,400 Go on and explain that. 146 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,800 l found that out in the desert along with cystals.. 147 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,960 ..like this that radiate pure tachyon energy. 148 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,440 Go on. 149 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,320 Explain that. 150 00:06:53,199 --> 00:06:54,520 Captain Kirk's nipples...! 151 00:06:57,519 --> 00:06:59,440 The tar pits will be opened in 5 minutes,.. 152 00:06:59,639 --> 00:07:01,800 Dr. Marshall please return the page. 153 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:04,960 Dr. Marshall? 154 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,960 Oh my god. 155 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:12,200 Are you alright? 156 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,360 Hey! 157 00:07:13,639 --> 00:07:14,840 Up you go. 158 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,640 Dear... 159 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,080 l'm fine. 160 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,080 l'm okay. 161 00:07:22,319 --> 00:07:23,800 l just worked late. 162 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:25,880 Then l got hungy. 163 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:28,840 Ate several meals and Iapsed into a food coma. 164 00:07:29,879 --> 00:07:31,760 l've had issues with food in the past. 165 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,000 l don't know, you know just with the stress .. 166 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,520 ..of evemhing l just overdid it. 167 00:07:36,759 --> 00:07:37,760 But l'm in control. 168 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,120 Now l don't have to go back to Phoenix. 169 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,280 l just wanted to come by, and apologize for yesterday, 170 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,240 my behavior was just... 171 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:47,680 No, no, no... 172 00:07:49,279 --> 00:07:51,240 You finished the Tachyon Amplifier! 173 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,680 No, no...l mean yes. 174 00:07:54,519 --> 00:07:55,120 l..l don't know... 175 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,120 l finished building it yes, but... 176 00:07:58,079 --> 00:08:00,040 l didn't have the nerve to test it out. 177 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,400 So l thought a trip to Arby's.. 178 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,360 ..might give me some courage, no dice. 179 00:08:05,399 --> 00:08:07,040 But l hit Popeyes, Del Taco... 180 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,560 Fourteen thousand calories later. 181 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,400 l found myself down at Subway. 182 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:14,720 Powering through a 12 inch veggie on whole wheat. 183 00:08:15,439 --> 00:08:17,520 Battling to come out a ''Jared.'' 184 00:08:18,079 --> 00:08:20,000 Still didn't give me the strength to turn that thing on. 185 00:08:21,399 --> 00:08:22,040 l'm a coward. 186 00:08:22,279 --> 00:08:24,120 You are not a coward, you're a visionay. 187 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,080 This is probably the greatest work of genius.. 188 00:08:27,319 --> 00:08:28,640 ..in the last hundred years. 189 00:08:37,399 --> 00:08:38,960 ls that a chorus line? 190 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,000 lt's leR over data from the drive. 191 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:43,760 What a piece of crap! 192 00:08:44,639 --> 00:08:46,320 The machine l mean.. 193 00:08:46,919 --> 00:08:47,720 Not a chorus line. 194 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,280 l love show tunes, they really tell the stoy ofthe human condition. 195 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:52,720 lt's a bit gay. 196 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,120 lt is great. 197 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:56,360 Right. 198 00:08:56,799 --> 00:08:59,000 Dr. Marshall you're going to stop selling yourself short.. 199 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:01,360 ..you're on the verge of a major discovey, now get up! 200 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:02,400 Whoa, where are we going? 201 00:09:02,639 --> 00:09:04,800 We're going to test this little device, in the field. 202 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,040 Are you crazy? l'm not prepared for a field test! 203 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:09,040 No, l'm not going to make a big deal out of itjust a.. 204 00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:10,400 ..routine expedition. 205 00:09:10,639 --> 00:09:12,160 A routine expedition? 206 00:09:12,399 --> 00:09:13,640 Purely routine. 207 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,160 Here, here it is. This is where l found the fossil. 208 00:09:30,519 --> 00:09:32,000 The Devil's Canyon mystey cave. 209 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,480 This dump is a portal? 210 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,240 Would you look at these readings? 211 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:37,280 We just gotta get back in that cave. 212 00:09:37,519 --> 00:09:39,320 No problem, the place is obviously abandoned. 213 00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:41,280 Not exactly. 214 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,120 What's your pleasure? 215 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,840 l got Roman Candles, Bottle Rockets,.. 216 00:09:45,039 --> 00:09:46,320 Twitter Glitters, Dancing ButterFlies? 217 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,200 This little bitch right here l call the Mexican Vasectomy. 218 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:50,880 Yeah? 219 00:09:51,519 --> 00:09:53,000 Okay, that's some bad taste. 220 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:54,840 How about this? 221 00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:57,960 This is a little travel mug l like to call, the perFect woman. 222 00:09:58,279 --> 00:10:00,800 Big ol' set of boobies, no head and a handle. 223 00:10:02,279 --> 00:10:03,720 Look we want to go in the cave, alright? 224 00:10:04,279 --> 00:10:05,080 Okay, how about this. 225 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:08,040 Ya'll spend $30 on crap, l'll give you a deluxe tour. 226 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,600 lt all goes to a great cause. 227 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,840 The Devil's Canyon Resort & Casino! 228 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,640 Wow, that's nice craR. 229 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,480 Seven thousand luxuriously appointed rooms 230 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:23,760 Three casinos. 231 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,160 One convention center. 232 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,480 Ass-tons of parking. 233 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,000 And when evemhing is complete, 234 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,640 l will turn the tip ofthis golden tee-pee into my personal lair. 235 00:10:32,039 --> 00:10:33,040 And l will take a mate.. 236 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,880 ..and live the rest of my life with her up here. 237 00:10:35,399 --> 00:10:37,080 When we fight, and she pisses me off.. 238 00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:38,480 l will banish her to this tip.. 239 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,960 where she will be kept as a prisoner and a slave. 240 00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:43,280 So you gonna buy anything? 241 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,760 Yeah, fine. 242 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:50,200 Hey Earn, taking these guys to the cave. Watch the store. 243 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,240 Close your mouth while you're breathing like we talked about. 244 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,440 Making eveybody over here feel wierd. 245 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,800 Prepare to meet your darkest fears inside the depths.. 246 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:08,640 ..ofthe Devil's Canyon mystey cave! 247 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,480 Rule number one, keep your arms and legs inside the boat. 248 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:16,280 Rule number mo, have a kick ass awesome time! 249 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,520 But be warned... 250 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,360 You may get wet. 251 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,040 l'm sory, may? 252 00:11:22,279 --> 00:11:24,280 Actually, l need to know this equipment cannot get wet. 253 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,520 Not you, May Poppins 254 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,240 Bam-chica-wow-wow... 255 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,640 Say that again, and l'll drown you. 256 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,360 Good to go! 257 00:11:34,039 --> 00:11:36,880 Woo, cave ride begins! 258 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,600 Woo! 259 00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:49,600 They all just say this old cave is a hundred years old.. 260 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,720 ..and holds a thousand mysteries. 261 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:56,000 Or is it thousand years old, and a hundred mysteries. 262 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:00,000 Well that my friends, is just one ofthe mysteries. 263 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,160 Say what you will my man, as a showman. 264 00:12:03,919 --> 00:12:05,040 Without a doubt. 265 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,720 This cave is most infamous for the.. 266 00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:10,840 ..legend ofthe Devil's Canyon lizard man. 267 00:12:11,519 --> 00:12:14,360 He's been seen around these parts since the pilgrim times. 268 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:19,120 Snapping his claws, hissin, tyin' to eat people up. 269 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,800 Lurking about in the dark dark shadows ofthis vey cave. 270 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,960 But those are just legends, aren't they? 271 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,400 Aren't they? 272 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,040 Are you asking us? 273 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:39,000 No, no. 274 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,400 Earnie! Aren't they? 275 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:41,760 Here it comes, Will! 276 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:44,680 Oh god! 277 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:46,440 The lizard man! 278 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,360 You're paying for that. 279 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,960 l most definitely am not. 280 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,200 You know l'm sitting here tying to give you guys.. 281 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,520 ..a really awesome adventure, 282 00:12:54,799 --> 00:12:56,440 and you guys are giving me nothing in return! 283 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,040 l got the gloves on, the hat, the pageanty! 284 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,400 Holly, l'm getting a strong Tachyon reading! 285 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,360 l think l can boost the hell out of this signal with a resonant wave! 286 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:06,360 Go for it! 287 00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:07,800 You guys don't even care. 288 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,000 No no, there are no shomunes on this ride! 289 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,480 Something's happening! 290 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:23,360 ls this part ofthe ride?! 291 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,000 Nah, this ain't me! 292 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,480 lt's an earthquake! 293 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,400 Greatest earthquake ever known! 294 00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:32,120 Marshall, l think you should turn it up! 295 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,320 The meter! 296 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,360 We're moving! 297 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,480 This isn't me, this isn't me! 298 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:43,040 Why are we moving so fast? 299 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,280 Do l look like l know what's going on?! 300 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,360 What's that sound? 301 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,520 ls there a waterFall in here? 302 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:57,400 Hell no dude, this isn't even a real stream! 303 00:13:57,639 --> 00:14:00,600 lt's industrial run off ofthe soap factoy down the street! 304 00:14:04,759 --> 00:14:05,840 What is that?! 305 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,200 Oh shit! 306 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,000 This is not a routine expedition! 307 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,280 Reverse! Reverse! 308 00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:15,600 lt's beautiful! 309 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,520 l gotta say l did not see that coming. 310 00:14:57,519 --> 00:14:59,680 Earnie! You bastard! 311 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,320 That was way too fast. 312 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:02,880 Earnie! 313 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,080 Too fast! 314 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,320 Marshall! 315 00:15:22,759 --> 00:15:24,960 l think you should come and look at this! 316 00:15:29,039 --> 00:15:31,280 Do you realize what this means? 317 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:32,960 Yes! 318 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,240 lt means... 319 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:36,560 Matt Lauer can suck it! 320 00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:43,080 Holly, are you rolling? -Yes! 321 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,680 That was a viking ship and a - Shut up just shut up! 322 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,280 Okay, currently in our pam... 323 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,080 Me, Dr. Rick Marshall. 324 00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:51,320 Doctoral candidate Holly Cantrell and some.. 325 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:54,400 ..trashy tailer park reject who smells of malt liquor and feet. 326 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,440 l'm standin' right here! 327 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,080 Holly, right here! - l was right! 328 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,680 Just as l predicted we have been... 329 00:15:58,919 --> 00:16:01,640 We've fallen through a time portal from our Earth,.. 330 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,520 ..to another dimension where past, present and future,.. 331 00:16:04,759 --> 00:16:06,000 ..are all mashed up together! 332 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,120 How the hell did this happen? 333 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,080 My Tachyon Amplifier, that's how it happened! 334 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,840 You mean that shim boombox pumpin' shomunes? -Yes, it worked! 335 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:12,960 Where the hell is it? 336 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,320 Okay, minor set back. 337 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:18,480 My tachyon amplifier, which undoubtedly will be the only.. 338 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,720 ..possible way for us to open a doorway home. 339 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,520 ls nowhere to be seen. 340 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,480 What the hell was that? 341 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,880 l have no idea but let's go find out! 342 00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:39,880 Primates! 343 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,480 l heard they had the posture of an Australopithecy.. 344 00:16:41,679 --> 00:16:43,160 ..but it's actually quite. 345 00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:44,000 No, no, no.. - shut up! 346 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,600 l will not let you ruin this moment,.. 347 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:48,080 l waited my entire life to see the mighty big foot! 348 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,240 Man, are you touching yourself? 349 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,400 Marshall, look! 350 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:54,200 Oh my god! 351 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,400 Tool construction! 352 00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:57,960 Tool construction! 353 00:16:58,159 --> 00:16:59,440 Yea! They're gonna kill him! 354 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,760 No! 355 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,280 Okay you egg heads you follow my lead. 356 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,680 l knowjust how to pam with these guys. 357 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:15,160 You little monkey bastards! 358 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,640 Prepare to bow down and worship me! 359 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,080 For behold, ye' Troglodytes... 360 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,720 l command the power of...fire! 361 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,880 Will, that's not a good idea. 362 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,600 How do you like me now huh? 363 00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:29,240 You want to disco dance you.. 364 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,880 Ouch! Son of a bitch...! 365 00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:36,680 Well done. 366 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,640 You've just now given murderous primitives the power of fire. 367 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:54,440 lt's alright. 368 00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:57,320 lt's alright don't be frightened. 369 00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:02,080 We're friends. 370 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,000 Friends. 371 00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:08,640 Careful Holly. 372 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:09,960 Come on. 373 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,480 Come on! 374 00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:13,760 Come on. 375 00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:15,160 There we go. 376 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,680 l spent 3 years at the Manchester Primate House. 377 00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:21,160 l'm recognizing their vey primitive language. 378 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,480 Now.. 379 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,760 Me? Holly. 380 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,760 Holly - Yes, Holly! 381 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,320 Holly.. Me Holly... 382 00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:37,720 You? 383 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,360 Cha-ka? 384 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,520 Cha-ka! 385 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,400 No, Holly...Cha-ka! 386 00:18:51,559 --> 00:18:52,760 Wi-ill... 387 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,360 Will... 388 00:18:56,839 --> 00:18:57,880 Good work Holly. 389 00:18:58,119 --> 00:18:59,400 Let me take over from here. 390 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,800 Greeting Cha-ka! 391 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,040 Cha-ka? 392 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,360 l'm Dr. Rick Marshall. 393 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,720 Doctor Rick...Marshall? 394 00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:11,280 Okay? 395 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,360 Let's take a look at that ankle. 396 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Does that sound good? 397 00:19:15,799 --> 00:19:18,320 Keep in mind Cha-ka, although l'm a doctor.. 398 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,720 l'm not a licensed physician. 399 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,520 Okay? Just going to take a little look.. 400 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,720 How dare you! How dare you! 401 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,520 l mean you no harm! 402 00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:28,360 Marshall, Marshall! 403 00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:29,800 Don't you run from me you little shit! 404 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,560 Now you're dead! 405 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,240 Damn it Chaka! 406 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,120 Now was that necessay? 407 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,800 Marshall! Marshall wait stay where you a!re. 408 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:50,720 What was that? 409 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,440 Look he was never in any danger, okay? 410 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,800 Cha-ka! Friend! 411 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:55,640 Safety! Safety! 412 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,080 Safety! 413 00:19:57,599 --> 00:19:58,560 Holly, tell him. 414 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,200 Marshall..Marshall.. 415 00:20:03,319 --> 00:20:05,280 Haboo! Haboo! 416 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,080 Haboo, Haboo. 417 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:16,400 Well that's more like it. 418 00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:17,640 Holly what did you tell him? 419 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,200 l think l told him that you're a great chief.. 420 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,680 ..and you're vey powerFul. 421 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,320 And l think he's pledging his life long loyalty to you. 422 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,440 That's hardly necessay my little friend. 423 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,680 But l will honor your customs. 424 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:31,840 And you may serve me. 425 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:37,520 ln return l will be a fair but vey strict master. 426 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,280 What? 427 00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:43,160 What is wrong with you people?! 428 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,040 That sand dune swallowed us! 429 00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:46,600 l mean could you all please stop act like this.. 430 00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:48,080 ..doesn't happen eveyday? 431 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,960 You're starting to make me feel really stupid! 432 00:20:50,319 --> 00:20:52,280 Okay, hold on. Let's gather ourselves. 433 00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:54,160 Take a deep breath in. 434 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:06,960 Fortunately... 435 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:11,120 l've been in this exact situation...three times before. 436 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,280 When? 437 00:21:12,519 --> 00:21:13,360 When have you ever been in this situation?! 438 00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:15,320 l've never been in this situation before! 439 00:21:16,079 --> 00:21:17,480 Just tyin' to keep up morale! 440 00:21:20,039 --> 00:21:21,160 Oh god... 441 00:21:21,559 --> 00:21:23,040 l sure hope that was a Coyote. 442 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,440 Good god, it's a feeding station! 443 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,000 lf anyone knows about meal presentation, it's me. 444 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,760 Oh god, oh god! 445 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Grab hands! 446 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,320 Create some momentum and swing over to that tree. 447 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,240 Extension! 448 00:21:43,559 --> 00:21:45,000 Reach! 449 00:21:46,799 --> 00:21:48,440 Good form eveyone! 450 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,240 Working in concert! 451 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,760 Don't be afraid to point the toe! 452 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,240 One more! 453 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,120 One more should do it! 454 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,000 Eveybody move out! 455 00:22:12,319 --> 00:22:13,880 Cha-ka, your master commands you to- 456 00:22:15,079 --> 00:22:16,080 Bad Cha-ka! 457 00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:18,000 Your loyalty is now in question! 458 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,440 That was a Dinosaur? T-Rex! 459 00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:24,840 Definitely in predator mode! 460 00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:27,240 Would you hury up, you're slowing us down! 461 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,960 Why are you wearing high heels! 462 00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:30,840 They're not high heels, they're my Floor Shine lipper Boots! 463 00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:33,320 Why are you wearing Floor Shines on a field expedition! 464 00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:35,560 l told you l was no prepped to go into the field. 465 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,320 Wait, wait! We need a photo! 466 00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:41,480 Nice field skills, Holly! 467 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,840 Stand over there! - What? 468 00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:44,840 This is proofthat l'm right and l want photos. 469 00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:47,240 Stand there we need you for scale! - Scale? 470 00:22:47,519 --> 00:22:49,520 Marshall, do we to turn on Red-Eye feature? 471 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,160 Yes! His eyes do look red. 472 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,560 Jesus Christ, just take the picture! 473 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:54,680 Okayjust stand still! -Stand still please. 474 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,560 One, mo, three... 475 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,040 Fantastic, run! 476 00:22:58,319 --> 00:22:59,480 Run like hell! 477 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,400 Where the hell's the monkey? 478 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,960 Look! Cha-ka's waiting for us at the other end ofthe bridge! 479 00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:12,720 Good Cha-ka, your master is pleased! 480 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,280 Marshall! 481 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,800 lt really looks like he's just tying to destroy the bridge. 482 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,240 Chaka, wait! 483 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,400 Master not pleased! 484 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,360 lt's okay, he can't cross he has terrible depth perception. 485 00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:36,000 Thinks this chasm is a million miles long. 486 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:38,720 He's not what you'd call an athlete. 487 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,280 Mister T-Rexes. 488 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,480 See? 489 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:44,760 Walking away in utter, and helpless defeat. 490 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,080 ARer all their brain is the size of a walnut. 491 00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:50,800 Their sense of smell may be acute, but eyesight.. 492 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,400 ..hearing, all of his higher functions, 493 00:23:52,839 --> 00:23:55,600 completely compromised by that walnut sized brain pan. 494 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,640 l mean forget about the Polish. 495 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,560 lt's the T-Rexes who were the real dummies ofthe world. 496 00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:02,480 ln fact Chaka, funny stoy... 497 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,320 Run! 498 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,720 Follow the monkey! 499 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,960 He's looking at you, Marshall. 500 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,680 He's watching you. 501 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,360 He's looking at eveyone. 502 00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:37,760 No l'm certain he's looking at you. 503 00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:52,560 He is grumpy. 504 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,480 l think that's what we should call him, Grumpy. 505 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,360 lt's a cute name. 506 00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:03,160 ls it gone? 507 00:25:03,559 --> 00:25:04,520 Yeah. 508 00:25:05,519 --> 00:25:06,760 Pussy! 509 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,360 What a puss... 510 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,800 This'll workjust fine. 511 00:25:20,039 --> 00:25:21,880 We'll call this base camp. 512 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,800 No, no...we cannot stay here! 513 00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:27,520 Bad things happen in caves folks, watch your movies! 514 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,000 Guys, can we just please take a minute to absorb this, l mean... 515 00:25:31,559 --> 00:25:33,600 We must be, the first ones to ever step.. 516 00:25:33,839 --> 00:25:35,840 ..foot in this world, it's incredible! 517 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,000 Oh god, we're screwed. 518 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,600 No, no! 519 00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:26,680 Chaka, no...No! 520 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,120 Okay you know what? 521 00:26:34,519 --> 00:26:36,160 l don't want Chaka sleeping in the cave tonight. 522 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,000 Whoa! Not cool dude. 523 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,200 No, it's a reasonable precaution alright? 524 00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:41,880 He was just about to be executed.. 525 00:26:42,079 --> 00:26:44,000 ..and l think he might've done something to deserve it. 526 00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:45,320 Hey my man is right here. 527 00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:47,080 Obviously he has feeling, okay? 528 00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:48,280 Doesn't have feelings! 529 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:50,560 Man, come on look at him he's adorable. 530 00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:52,040 He's a little cuddle machine. - What? 531 00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:54,200 Yeah, least you can do is let him defend himself. 532 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,600 l don't speak monkey. 533 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,640 Anyhow...do you? 534 00:26:58,079 --> 00:26:59,160 No l didn't think so. 535 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,400 Here let me ty. 536 00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:02,200 Chaka? 537 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,280 He says he's a prince amongst his people. 538 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,040 And the victim of a treacherous plot to steal his throne. 539 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,680 And the only thing he's ever guilty ofwas... 540 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,240 ls love. 541 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,320 Brother, give me a break. 542 00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:34,840 And he's been treated far too harshly for the.. 543 00:27:35,079 --> 00:27:37,600 ..vey simple crime of... 544 00:27:38,079 --> 00:27:39,480 Pooping in the village well. 545 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,400 That's why you're not sleeping in the cave. 546 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,280 l can't tell anymore. 547 00:27:51,759 --> 00:27:53,000 Okay mister... 548 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,800 - F^^^ you! 549 00:27:58,039 --> 00:27:59,640 Whoa, hold on! Where you going with that? 550 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,320 l'm just gonna block the first point-of-egress.. 551 00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:02,400 ..here so that we're not vulnerable. 552 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,080 No...no... 553 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,840 Bless your heart. 554 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,960 Classic, tender foot mistake. 555 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,160 Don't beat yourself up over it. 556 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,280 Here's the thing. 557 00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:12,800 Never put anything near the mouth of.. 558 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,120 ..the cave to draw attention to us. 559 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,800 Did you notjust see that we drew the attention of.. 560 00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:17,840 ..a highly intelligent psycho Dinosaur? 561 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,120 Look l think the ''Ph.D'' aRer my name means.. 562 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,160 l know a little something about Dinosaurs? 563 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,640 Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. 564 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,960 Like l said before it's got a brain the size of a walnut! 565 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,320 Okay? You got me? 566 00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:30,640 A walnut. 567 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:33,320 What's that? 568 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,680 What's that?! 569 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,480 Sweet Gregor Mendel... 570 00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:01,240 What? What is it? 571 00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:04,480 lt's a walnut. 572 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,720 Well, obviously this is bemeen you and him. 573 00:29:17,599 --> 00:29:20,840 Day 2, 0600...lulu time. 574 00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:23,440 Did not sleep last night at all. 575 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000 Not one bit. 576 00:29:25,519 --> 00:29:29,560 Still no sign ofthe tachyon amplifier our only way home. 577 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,160 Field rations are...are running dangerously low. 578 00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:37,560 Thusly, l've made the determination that.. 579 00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:40,200 ..if need be, if faced with starvation... 580 00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:43,640 ..we will cook and eat...Chaka. 581 00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:47,000 l've been thinking about this a lot actually. 582 00:29:47,559 --> 00:29:50,440 lf Chaka meat were the secret ingredient.. 583 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,360 ..on Iron Chef, l'm sure Bobbly Flay would, 584 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,480 probably serve it with a roasted red peppers, and a dash of cumin. 585 00:29:57,079 --> 00:29:58,320 And a braze of polenta. 586 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,240 Wouldn't be an easy thing to do but... 587 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,880 but ifyou slow roast the little guy l'm sure that Chaka meat.. 588 00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:05,640 ..would just fall right offthe bone. 589 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:09,560 Fruit train coming through! 590 00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:11,880 Fantastic! l'm absolutely starving. 591 00:30:12,119 --> 00:30:13,560 Which fruit shall l..? 592 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,280 Whoa, hold on a second there Holly. 593 00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:17,600 l don't recognize that genus of succulent. 594 00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:20,800 Perhaps the native inhabitant can help us. 595 00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:22,960 Chaka? 596 00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,160 Rick Marshall! 597 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,040 Chaka! 598 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,120 Are they safe? 599 00:30:27,519 --> 00:30:28,240 To eat? 600 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,400 Eat? Eat..eat? 601 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,200 Eat! 602 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,760 Eat, eat? 603 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,160 Thank you Chaka! 604 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,960 Thank you so much, for listening to me. 605 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,760 Sory for doubting you my little friend. 606 00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:45,240 Has a pungent flavor, smells good! 607 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:46,640 Vey meaty. 608 00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:49,560 Jesus Chaka! 609 00:30:50,319 --> 00:30:51,440 What the hell? 610 00:30:56,839 --> 00:30:57,640 Friends? 611 00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,200 Friends? 612 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,440 Well? Yes, technically l guess. 613 00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:06,840 However l am your master. 614 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,840 We have entered into a verbal contract. 615 00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:11,960 You need to understand that. 616 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,280 Holly, quick to the cave mouth. 617 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,200 Senty positions! 618 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,160 Looks like a plasma discharge. 619 00:31:29,359 --> 00:31:30,440 Or maybe beta-rays! 620 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,840 Marshall? 621 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,120 Marshall! 622 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,520 Marshall? 623 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,800 Help... 624 00:31:38,119 --> 00:31:38,960 Me... 625 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,560 Please... 626 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,200 l will. 627 00:31:43,119 --> 00:31:43,960 Marshall? 628 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,200 Marshall, where are you going? 629 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,240 Someone or something knows we're here. 630 00:31:48,519 --> 00:31:49,880 lt's in my head calling to me. 631 00:31:50,119 --> 00:31:51,160 Get back Holly! 632 00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:52,560 What are you doing? 633 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,160 l've seen this before! He's got the jungle madness! 634 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,400 We gotta put him down while he's still has some dignity leR! 635 00:31:57,599 --> 00:31:59,560 Chaka, let's roll! - What?! 636 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,400 You see? 637 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,120 This is the place! 638 00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:12,200 A beacon! 639 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:13,600 A transmitter! 640 00:32:13,839 --> 00:32:15,720 Tapping directly into my prefontal lobe! 641 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,000 What the hell?! 642 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:20,880 Stop it! 643 00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:22,160 Well l'll be... 644 00:32:22,759 --> 00:32:23,840 l guess you weren't crazy. 645 00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:24,880 Okay... 646 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,000 l'm man enough to say that's my bad. 647 00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:30,360 Wow, has incredible architecture.. 648 00:32:30,559 --> 00:32:33,120 ..almost like the almanac culture ofWestern America. 649 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,160 Reminds me ofthe prudential building. 650 00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:45,160 l'll bet somebody's growing weed in here. 651 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,320 Feel that? 652 00:32:52,759 --> 00:32:53,800 That ambient energy? 653 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,600 Just like at Devil's Canyon. 654 00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:57,880 Yeah, tachyon radiation. 655 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,040 Marshall, the meter can't be far. 656 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,320 Finally something cool huh? 657 00:33:11,039 --> 00:33:12,160 What, no reaction? 658 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,360 You guys have seen that before too l take it huh? In your lab... 659 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,800 What's this thing? 660 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,040 Maybe this is where ancient ancestors hosted.. 661 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,400 ..the latin Grammy's. 662 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,200 Just picture Santana hauling this sucker around. 663 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,760 lt vibrates. 664 00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:29,440 l wouldn't touch that alright. 665 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,360 Do you believe in life aRer love! 666 00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:35,360 That is so dumb and childish. 667 00:33:36,759 --> 00:33:39,960 Do you believe in life aRer love! 668 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:43,720 Will could you please be quiet, Dr. Marshall needs silence. 669 00:33:44,039 --> 00:33:47,200 l can feel something inside me say 670 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:51,240 l really don't think you're strong enough, no! 671 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,080 Really feel it in my forearms. 672 00:33:55,319 --> 00:33:57,120 Yeah, you usually have to pay for something like this. 673 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,680 Holly you should sit on this. 674 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,200 What? 675 00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:07,960 What is it Chaka? 676 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,400 What'd you say? 677 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,080 What's he saying? 678 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,240 l don't know ifthis is anything l've ever learned...Sarisa? 679 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:15,440 Sarisa Taka? 680 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,960 Chorizo Tacos? 681 00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:18,720 Are you saying Chorizo Tacos? 682 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,840 Don't play around because l am super hungy. 683 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:23,640 Sarisa? 684 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,360 What the hell does that mean? 685 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:28,400 Well... 686 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,080 l'm afraid we'll never know. 687 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:40,000 Okay... 688 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,880 Oh shit it's not Chorizo Tacos. 689 00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:49,200 No immediate danger, cold blooded and slow. 690 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,680 l repeat, no immediate danger. 691 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,160 Would you stop that?! Please! You are freaking me out! 692 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,760 They're eveywhere! 693 00:35:02,039 --> 00:35:03,040 Just like zombies! 694 00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,360 That's how zombies get you! Volume! 695 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:07,400 We're all gonna die! 696 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:08,680 Like hell... 697 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,560 l'm gonna take at least one ofthese bastards with me, 698 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,880 even ifyou have to choke to death on my skull! 699 00:35:15,639 --> 00:35:17,080 What you want some too do you? 700 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,280 What are you guys doing? 701 00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:20,320 One second... 702 00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,240 What in the hell? 703 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,520 Get in! 704 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,440 Wait stand down Holly. 705 00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:43,560 Hang on... 706 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,640 Hang on l think we're safe. 707 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,560 They don't seem to be able to make it through the entrance. 708 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,720 Thank god for that. 709 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,520 That one keeps peering into my soul. 710 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,000 This is just fantastic. 711 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,880 Now we're just going to stand in here and suffocate.. 712 00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:55,800 ..in this tiny little... 713 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,720 Huge... 714 00:35:58,039 --> 00:35:59,080 Thingy... 715 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,280 Wow that is an efficient use of space. 716 00:36:01,519 --> 00:36:03,120 Like Snoopy's dog house. 717 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,960 Look, there's a gold one. 718 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,680 Let's stomp his head in. 719 00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,720 Do not fear me. 720 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,640 l am Enik 721 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,440 The Altrusian. 722 00:36:15,159 --> 00:36:18,120 Thank Vindok you've come to my aid Rick Marshall. 723 00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:19,400 You know me? 724 00:36:19,639 --> 00:36:20,600 Of course. 725 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,600 Even in the farthest reachest ofthe universe.. 726 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,800 ..we've seen your Matt Lauer video. 727 00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:28,000 l am a prisoner in this Land ofthe Lost. 728 00:36:28,599 --> 00:36:30,640 Only you can help me escape. 729 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,880 The fate ofthe universe depends on you. 730 00:36:34,679 --> 00:36:35,600 Well... 731 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,960 Thats vey flattering...Enik. 732 00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:40,800 But l think you've found the wrong guy. 733 00:36:41,039 --> 00:36:43,720 No Rick Marshall, l have summoned you here specifically.. 734 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,600 ..to help me stop an evil mad man who.. 735 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,720 ..has already conquered my world. 736 00:36:48,079 --> 00:36:50,400 And now plans to conquer yours. 737 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,040 His name is... 738 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,600 The larn. 739 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,400 l am the larn, heed my warning or be destroyed. 740 00:36:58,639 --> 00:37:01,120 The larn became obsessed with using the power.. 741 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,160 ..ofthese cystals to conquer the universe. 742 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,720 lf he is not stopped he will open a doorway to your world, 743 00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:13,040 and lead his army of Sleestak on a rampage across time and space. 744 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,600 He must be stopped. 745 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,160 Enik... 746 00:37:17,519 --> 00:37:18,400 Buddy... 747 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,120 l'm a scientist, you're a scientist. 748 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,080 l think together you and l could figure this out. 749 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,880 You mustn't touch the cystals! 750 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,640 Wrong manipulation ofthe cystals could turn time.. 751 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,120 ..and space inside out. 752 00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:33,760 What do you need from us? 753 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,120 The larn lacks only one thing to enact his evil plan. 754 00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,040 A device to amplify tachyons and unleash.. 755 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,320 ..the full power the cystals. 756 00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:44,120 Well Marshall has created a device.. 757 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,720 ..that isolates tachyon interFerence. 758 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,880 Yeah l did that. 759 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,880 Of course, with tachyon particles focused.. 760 00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:52,720 ..along the proper temporal vector... 761 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,960 ...a stable passage way could be opened to any point in.. 762 00:37:56,119 --> 00:37:58,320 ..the space time continuum. 763 00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:00,800 You and l are so smart. 764 00:38:01,159 --> 00:38:04,120 Rick Marshall, l knew instantly you could help me. 765 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,160 Thank you. 766 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:07,800 You are a truly advanced intellect. 767 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,760 l don't know how you manage amongst these others. 768 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,080 l don't know how l do it either, l really don't! 769 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,200 Excuse me? 770 00:38:14,519 --> 00:38:16,560 You have this tachyon amplifier? 771 00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:18,680 l lost it on the way in.. 772 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,240 l don't know where... it could be lost in time. 773 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,200 On the contray l detect it nearby. 774 00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:23,280 lt... 775 00:38:23,519 --> 00:38:24,480 Strange... 776 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,360 l cannot precisely pin point its location it... 777 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,880 ...MOVeS. 778 00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:30,480 Leave it to us. 779 00:38:30,679 --> 00:38:31,520 lf it's out there. 780 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,440 We'll find it. 781 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,800 Not so fast amigo. 782 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,640 Little rule l live by. 783 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,680 Never trust a dude in a tunic. 784 00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:39,400 You live by that rule? 785 00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:40,160 Yes. 786 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,640 lt's never led me astray. 787 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,520 Come on Enik, are you well enough to travel? 788 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,040 No, my place is here in the pylon. 789 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,960 l must protect the cystals. 790 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,160 lfyou wish to return home these cystals are the doorway. 791 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,240 Your device is the key. 792 00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:55,640 Find it before the larn does. 793 00:38:56,039 --> 00:38:58,400 Bring it to me, and rescue us all. 794 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,200 Rescue the uni-verse. 795 00:39:04,199 --> 00:39:05,680 Alright eveyone gather around. 796 00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:07,760 Let's go, chop chop. 797 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:09,120 Hustle up. 798 00:39:09,519 --> 00:39:10,800 Marshall did you just make that? 799 00:39:11,079 --> 00:39:13,960 Yeah, l'm a bit ofa miniatures enthusiast. 800 00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:16,280 lt's vey impressive. 801 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,480 Thank you. 802 00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,120 Yeah well l see some obvious scaling issues... 803 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,360 l think its prem damn good. 804 00:39:23,039 --> 00:39:23,680 Alright. 805 00:39:24,079 --> 00:39:24,880 We are here. 806 00:39:25,159 --> 00:39:27,240 As you can see desert, forest... 807 00:39:28,519 --> 00:39:29,400 What's this look like? 808 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,360 The cave. 809 00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:31,880 That's the cave, that's where we're living. 810 00:39:32,199 --> 00:39:33,160 Standard volcano. 811 00:39:33,679 --> 00:39:34,400 Okay? 812 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,480 Now, l will tether Will to this hot air balloon right here. 813 00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,880 Okay, it will be fitted with a crude tachyon reflector array 814 00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:44,200 that l fashioned out of a thermal blanket and cell phone charger. 815 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,760 l don't remember ever volunteering for that. 816 00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:46,640 Holly! 817 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,320 You and l will follow Will's directions as he searches for.. 818 00:39:49,559 --> 00:39:51,320 ..the tell-tale ping ofthe missing, 819 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:54,040 and still presumably operational tachyon meter. 820 00:39:56,599 --> 00:39:57,840 Oh god, he's close. 821 00:39:58,159 --> 00:39:59,360 l've taken care ofthat. 822 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,480 During the course of my professional career.. 823 00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,160 l've done extensive research with.. 824 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,880 reptiles and various birds of prey ofwhich Dinosaurs are. 825 00:40:06,119 --> 00:40:07,160 Well that's disputable. 826 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,240 Please be quiet. 827 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,560 They have a vey acute sense of smell. 828 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,160 Now, while l gathered this strictly for.. 829 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,320 ..genetic research to be used upon our return.. 830 00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:18,160 l think it would prove wise to use this now. 831 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:19,960 Hadrosaur urine. 832 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,840 We're going to cover our - Whoa, wait. What is that? 833 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,760 Hadrosaur urine. 834 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,640 How'd you get that? 835 00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:29,600 Well while you are sleeping, l'm out gathering research. 836 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,360 Okay? 837 00:40:30,599 --> 00:40:32,720 This was to be used for genetic engineering. 838 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,440 And l was going to write a report on kidney function. 839 00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:38,680 But now it'll just be camouflage, we'll all blend in. 840 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,080 Okay? So... 841 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,160 We will cover ourselves- 842 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,720 l'm sory, so sory. 843 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,160 l'm just tying to figure this out. 844 00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:47,640 So you've been gathering urine? 845 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,000 Yes, what's the problem? 846 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,640 That means you stood under a dino dung, with a bucket. 847 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,200 lfyou want to be technical and reduce it to it's basis element.. 848 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,960 ..yes l was. 849 00:41:03,039 --> 00:41:04,400 How'd that work out for you? 850 00:41:05,199 --> 00:41:06,440 Are you honestly asking me? 851 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,680 Yeah. 852 00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:10,720 lt's vey peaceful. 853 00:41:11,519 --> 00:41:12,640 Just a little bit like fly fishing. 854 00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:16,680 Just out there in the night air still calm.. 855 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,760 ..and then zing you get a big catch. 856 00:41:20,559 --> 00:41:23,080 Okay so, we'll cover our bodies in urine.. 857 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,320 ..and we'll be virtually undetectable to all Dinosaurs. 858 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,760 Here they come, should've thought ofthis a long time ago. 859 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,600 That's refreshing. 860 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,080 Make sure to ingest some get that in the blood stream. 861 00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:48,160 Don't do that. 862 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,400 Okay, whose next? 863 00:41:54,159 --> 00:41:55,120 Really? 864 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,880 lt's not that bad. 865 00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:02,640 Just starting to burn my eyes a little bit did not plan for it. 866 00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:06,040 lt get's up in the nostrils too, you do not want that. 867 00:42:10,079 --> 00:42:11,480 That's early morning stuff. 868 00:42:12,639 --> 00:42:13,960 That is strong. 869 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,840 Maybe a second splash will reduce some ofthe effects. 870 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,000 lmmediately made it worse. 871 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,360 Where's my laser pointer? Nevermind. 872 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,440 We will probably have to be doing... 873 00:42:33,519 --> 00:42:34,560 Whose that? 874 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,240 Maybe we should just follow him. 875 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:42,280 Nice model though. 876 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,120 Yeah fine, let's forget my model and let's follow the monkey. 877 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,480 Shut up Chaka! 878 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,200 Are we there yet? 879 00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,120 You find this funny Chaka? 880 00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:02,400 This is the damn Bhutan death march out here. 881 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,000 My god... 882 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,160 Absolutely incredible. 883 00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:15,800 This must be the main enty point into this world. 884 00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:20,760 lt's like...a cosmic lost and found. 885 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,080 Wow look at all this kick ass shit to steal. 886 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,880 This is like the world's greatest mall. 887 00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:26,480 Yeah, Will it's just like a m! all. 888 00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,440 The only thing it's missing is a food court. 889 00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:31,160 Compsognathus! Look how they move! 890 00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,000 Where all these little chupacabres going to? 891 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,840 l'll tell you where they're going to. 892 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,520 Our raR, tachyon meter can't be far. 893 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,520 Our raR? That's my raR. 894 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,400 Get away from there! Stop pecking at my raR! 895 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,600 There's your food court. 896 00:43:49,039 --> 00:43:51,040 lce cream.. - Hey! What're you doing? 897 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,720 What? l'm gonna poney up and get Chaka a cone, it's his first. 898 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,960 No there's a reason those Dinosaurs hang out there.. 899 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,240 ..they know. - They know what? 900 00:43:58,559 --> 00:44:00,000 lt's feeding time. 901 00:44:38,119 --> 00:44:40,000 Tyrannosaurus female! 902 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,440 We're in luck. 903 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,240 These large predators are extremely territorial.. 904 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,600 ..virtually nothing will distract them from each other. 905 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,720 Oh crap balls. 906 00:44:55,119 --> 00:44:56,040 Whaddya know? 907 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,560 This is one ofthose situations where dumping.. 908 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,080 ..piss on your head's a bad idea. 909 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,240 Run! 910 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,600 Wait Chaka! 911 00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:06,760 Lead your master to safety! 912 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,400 Chaka no! 913 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:13,560 Why? 914 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,000 You're a little asshole Chaka! 915 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,160 Spread out! It'll confuse them! 916 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,080 Ty running in serpentine patterns! 917 00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:25,240 He's incapable of rapid forward direction! 918 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,200 Serpentine eveyone! 919 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,840 Serpentine! 920 00:45:29,119 --> 00:45:29,840 Serpentine! 921 00:45:30,079 --> 00:45:31,280 Serpentine!! 922 00:45:31,559 --> 00:45:33,160 No! Serpentine! 923 00:45:34,119 --> 00:45:35,760 Serpentine!! 924 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Son of a kid! 925 00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:42,120 Hey Marshall, you ever get tired of being wrong? 926 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,600 l do, l really do! l'm so tired! 927 00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:49,360 Get on your horse Rick Marshall! 928 00:45:55,559 --> 00:45:57,560 Fascinating but terrifying! 929 00:46:20,159 --> 00:46:21,200 No! 930 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,520 Marshall! 931 00:46:23,039 --> 00:46:24,160 Still here! 932 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,840 l hope you're taping this! 933 00:46:26,039 --> 00:46:27,160 l got it! 934 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,000 l don't want to die in a hummer! 935 00:47:05,159 --> 00:47:07,000 A massacre... 936 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,560 Gross! 937 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,200 Set the catapult! 938 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,040 What? 939 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,080 Set the catapult! 940 00:47:35,599 --> 00:47:36,600 What? 941 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,000 Set the r^^in' catapult! 942 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,200 This thing? 943 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,600 Catapult! Now! 944 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,760 No no, take her that way! Go that way! 945 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,400 Just do it! 946 00:47:46,639 --> 00:47:47,480 Come on! 947 00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:49,240 How the hell do you set a catapult! 948 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,640 l don't know, just turn it! 949 00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:52,560 One! 950 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,360 Two! 951 00:47:55,159 --> 00:47:56,120 Three! 952 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,760 Crank that thing! 953 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,000 Oh no! 954 00:48:06,199 --> 00:48:07,680 Crank that mother! 955 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,480 l'm coming in hot! 956 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,480 Keep going! 957 00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,240 Put your back into it! 958 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,800 The package has arrived. 959 00:48:19,039 --> 00:48:20,360 What's the package? 960 00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:22,080 lt's a canister of refridgerant. 961 00:48:23,119 --> 00:48:24,120 Now! 962 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,200 l did not expect that. 963 00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:55,960 Gay shomunes! 964 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,240 Cassie...Beebe. 965 00:48:58,639 --> 00:48:59,600 Tachyon meter! 966 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,640 Oh that blows. 967 00:49:18,079 --> 00:49:19,080 That... 968 00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:21,080 BLOWS... 969 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,840 Marshall? 970 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,160 What're you doing? 971 00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:43,720 l'm giving up. 972 00:49:45,039 --> 00:49:46,200 lt feels good. 973 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,520 But what about finding our way home? 974 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,560 Validation for your life's work, you just.. 975 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,280 ..going give that all up just to lie here. 976 00:49:53,639 --> 00:49:54,640 No no of course not. 977 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,480 Lying here is just phase one ofthe plan. 978 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,760 lt's phase mo that gets me really excited. 979 00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:03,440 lt involves adjusting the angle of my recline.. 980 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,240 ..and putting this hand halfiNay down my pants. 981 00:50:06,559 --> 00:50:08,480 Deceptively simple yet elegant. 982 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,560 Yeah, l tried. 983 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:11,720 l failed. 984 00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:14,640 And you know what, once again it's my own vault. 985 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:15,840 You mean fault. 986 00:50:16,119 --> 00:50:17,760 No, l actually mean vault. 987 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,960 lt's from a poster with a pole vaulter on it. 988 00:50:20,159 --> 00:50:21,760 That's really freaking stupid man. 989 00:50:22,039 --> 00:50:23,320 l can't believe l'm hearing this. 990 00:50:23,519 --> 00:50:25,200 Any scientist in his right mind wouldn't give- 991 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,480 nitiating phase mo. 992 00:50:31,079 --> 00:50:32,600 Do you know how l first heard about you? 993 00:50:33,159 --> 00:50:34,040 As a joke. 994 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:36,480 First year at Cambridge we used to email your little.. 995 00:50:36,679 --> 00:50:38,480 ..appearance with Matt Lauer around for a laugh. 996 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,680 l mean as you tube hall of fame moments goes.. 997 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,240 ..it was Matt Lauer versus Marshall 998 00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,720 and then that monkey pissin' in his own face. 999 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,200 ln that order. 1000 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,800 But l wasn't laughing. 1001 00:50:48,199 --> 00:50:50,160 Because l fascinated. l saw a man who was willing.. 1002 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,000 ..to swim dangerous waters for the sake of his need to know. 1003 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,600 J l took that to heart Dr. Marshall l've committed myselfto your.. 1004 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,720 ..theories and l got tossed out of Cambridge for it. 1005 00:50:58,599 --> 00:51:00,720 For my theories, you threw your future away? 1006 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,440 Yeah that's what eveyone told me. 1007 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,360 But l didn't believe it, not 'til now. 1008 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,760 Have you seen this monkey video? 1009 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,480 Yeah, l've seen it about a dozen times. 1010 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,840 God bless the internet. 1011 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,320 Come on Chaka. 1012 00:51:22,599 --> 00:51:23,840 Let's work on our mission statement. 1013 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:40,160 How's it going? 1014 00:51:41,079 --> 00:51:43,160 What's wrong little guy, you okay? 1015 00:51:45,079 --> 00:51:46,040 Lady troubles? 1016 00:51:47,039 --> 00:51:47,880 Yeah. 1017 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,520 Tell me about it. 1018 00:51:50,079 --> 00:51:52,120 This obviously stays bemeen me and you but... 1019 00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:54,680 l'm coming up on a 6 year dy spell. 1020 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,320 He says that he misses his tribe, it's a beautiful existence 1021 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,080 They're carefree and nomadic, and live where the food lives. 1022 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,400 Just like me. 1023 00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:16,480 l moved ''tres'' times just to be closer to a Ruby Tuesdays. 1024 00:52:17,079 --> 00:52:18,040 Continue. 1025 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:24,000 Their women wait on the men, serve in all their needs. 1026 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,120 l'm liking this, continue. 1027 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,840 They're ugly, but they make up for it in nice personalities. 1028 00:52:37,559 --> 00:52:39,640 He says as prince of his tribe he personally.. 1029 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,000 ..is served by a heron of l,OOO women. 1030 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:45,440 Wow, not bad little dude. 1031 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:49,800 And they bring him all accruements of food, and- 1032 00:52:51,119 --> 00:52:53,440 Yeah, you get the idea l'm not translating that. 1033 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,480 Any room around that fire for a jerk like me? 1034 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,000 Thought you gave up? 1035 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:16,680 l did. 1036 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,040 l gave up on giving up. 1037 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,040 Sat out there for a long time. 1038 00:53:24,079 --> 00:53:28,680 Just me, my shame and this little 4 string. 1039 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,800 l've had a change of heart. 1040 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,560 Tried too long and hard to think something to say to you guys. 1041 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,880 Well, l realized there wasn't anything to say. 1042 00:53:39,599 --> 00:53:40,800 But maybe... 1043 00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:42,360 Just maybe... 1044 00:53:43,199 --> 00:53:43,960 There's something l could sing. 1045 00:53:44,199 --> 00:53:45,000 No really it's alright 1046 00:53:45,199 --> 00:53:47,680 Marshall...Will and Holly... 1047 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,240 On a routine expedition. 1048 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:56,560 Met the greatest earthquake ever known. 1049 00:53:58,159 --> 00:53:58,840 That's all l got. 1050 00:53:59,039 --> 00:53:59,880 That's fine. 1051 00:54:00,119 --> 00:54:01,200 Apology accepted. 1052 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,400 Thanks, you guys are being so generous. 1053 00:54:04,039 --> 00:54:05,760 Really appreciate it, l think the healing has begun. 1054 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:12,640 Met the greatest earthquake ever known... 1055 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,280 High on the rapids. 1056 00:54:16,599 --> 00:54:19,560 lt struck their tiny raR. 1057 00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:21,440 That's good. 1058 00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,720 And plunged them down.. 1059 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,000 l'm so tired. 1060 00:54:27,599 --> 00:54:31,000 A thousand feet below. 1061 00:54:31,679 --> 00:54:32,840 l'm feeling weak. 1062 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,480 Really bushwacked. 1063 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,280 An_ay here's how l end it, a little arpeggio nothing fancy. 1064 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,720 Guys, l'm sleepy. 1065 00:54:43,159 --> 00:54:44,960 The Land... 1066 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,120 Land...ofthe Lost.. 1067 00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:54,680 l'm so tired! 1068 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,000 What happened? 1069 00:55:07,199 --> 00:55:08,480 You had a bug on you. 1070 00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,160 But it's gone now. 1071 00:55:11,039 --> 00:55:12,160 Oh okay. 1072 00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:36,520 Alright eveyone! 1073 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,800 Rise and shine. 1074 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,840 Listen up, it's a new day. 1075 00:55:42,639 --> 00:55:43,880 Yes we've had a set back. 1076 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,040 Yes it is tempting to stay on this world and die. 1077 00:55:49,039 --> 00:55:50,640 But thats not how a new Marshall rolls. 1078 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000 You hear me? 1079 00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:53,600 Not by a damn sight. 1080 00:55:54,679 --> 00:55:56,880 This isn't hands down the pants Marshall. 1081 00:55:57,119 --> 00:55:58,040 Alright? 1082 00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,560 This is a Gordon on 2 pints of Ben & Jery's and.. 1083 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,880 ..a whole spiral cut ham while watching not one.. 1084 00:56:03,079 --> 00:56:04,960 ..but mo Mama's Family reunion Marshall. 1085 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,200 Uh-Uh! 1086 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,360 He's gone. 1087 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:09,120 Here's the deal. 1088 00:56:09,559 --> 00:56:10,760 Enik's counting on us. 1089 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,560 The whole world is counting on us. 1090 00:56:13,159 --> 00:56:15,120 lfwe have any hope of returning home we need to take back.. 1091 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,000 ..that tachyon meter, and take it back hard. 1092 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,440 That means climbing. 1093 00:56:19,159 --> 00:56:21,560 Hours of arduous climbing up sheer cliffs. 1094 00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:22,880 Not tomorrow. 1095 00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:24,120 Not in a few hours. 1096 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:25,200 But right now! 1097 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,240 Understood? 1098 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:26,960 Yeah. 1099 00:56:27,199 --> 00:56:27,960 Understood Will? 1100 00:56:28,199 --> 00:56:28,880 Hmm? 1101 00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,000 Let's move out you panzies. 1102 00:56:31,519 --> 00:56:34,640 Hey! This is not a race. 1103 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:35,960 Okay? 1104 00:57:04,599 --> 00:57:05,800 What the hell? 1105 00:57:06,639 --> 00:57:09,640 Teradachtyl eggs incubating all over her lair. 1106 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,120 There's your shim boombox. 1107 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:16,120 Across a sea ofthin volcanic glass. 1108 00:57:17,239 --> 00:57:19,280 Okay Will, what you're gonna want to do.. 1109 00:57:19,639 --> 00:57:21,360 ..is evenly distribute your weight, 1110 00:57:21,599 --> 00:57:24,360 at the same time keep an eye out for the eggs. 1111 00:57:25,159 --> 00:57:26,800 Hey, Will? 1112 00:57:27,519 --> 00:57:28,480 l know you're faking. 1113 00:57:29,159 --> 00:57:30,480 Okay, Chaka! 1114 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,720 Chaka! 1115 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,720 Come on. 1116 00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:36,240 Fine. 1117 00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:38,760 Maybe l'll need to listen to the words of a group ofyoung kids.. 1118 00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:40,400 ..words tying to make it on stage. 1119 00:57:40,599 --> 00:57:41,880 God l hope l get it. 1120 00:57:43,039 --> 00:57:44,000 l hope l get it. 1121 00:57:44,559 --> 00:57:45,680 Marshall? 1122 00:57:47,639 --> 00:57:48,520 Be careful. 1123 00:57:50,559 --> 00:57:52,280 l'm up! l'm up l gotthis. 1124 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,120 Oh Marshall, you got it. 1125 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:57,960 Do me a favor? 1126 00:57:58,679 --> 00:58:00,040 Just keep an eye on the mother okay? 1127 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,160 You mustn't change the surFace temperature ofthe eggs, 1128 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,280 any drop of sweat could activate hatching process. 1129 00:58:32,599 --> 00:58:33,840 l got it. 1130 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:35,320 l got it! - Alright. 1131 00:58:35,639 --> 00:58:38,040 ..the boy, the whole group. 1132 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,520 Ready, Five..Six..Seven..Eight.. 1133 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,040 They're hatching! 1134 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,120 Why are they hatching? 1135 00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,240 The music! 1136 00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:09,800 lt must be like a lullaby. 1137 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,720 God l hope l get it! 1138 00:59:18,119 --> 00:59:19,240 l hope l get it! 1139 00:59:19,679 --> 00:59:22,240 How many people does he need? 1140 00:59:24,039 --> 00:59:25,280 God l hope l get it! 1141 00:59:25,719 --> 00:59:26,840 l hope l get it! 1142 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,840 How many boys, how many girls? 1143 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,320 Look at all the people! 1144 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:33,960 At all the people! 1145 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,840 How many people does he need? 1146 00:59:36,079 --> 00:59:37,600 How many boys, how many girls? 1147 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,080 How many people does he.. 1148 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,600 l really need this job. 1149 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,400 Please God l need this job. 1150 00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:49,160 l've got to get this job! 1151 01:00:25,119 --> 01:00:27,280 l'm gonna miss this place that proves l was right. 1152 01:00:40,199 --> 01:00:40,960 Oh drink? 1153 01:00:41,199 --> 01:00:42,240 Drink, yes! 1154 01:00:45,119 --> 01:00:47,240 That is delicious and refreshing. 1155 01:00:48,079 --> 01:00:50,320 Sweet and sour like Chinese food. 1156 01:00:52,599 --> 01:00:55,000 He's saying it's a celebratoy drink in his village. 1157 01:00:55,159 --> 01:00:56,080 Cheers! 1158 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,000 lt brings a jo_ul lightness to the heart and soul. 1159 01:01:04,679 --> 01:01:05,960 No, l'm sory its not jo_ul lightness. 1160 01:01:06,199 --> 01:01:09,640 A better translation would be, howling loneliness. 1161 01:01:11,519 --> 01:01:15,440 And then your bravey will be tested and your mind folds. 1162 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,480 And the shadow hats will rise from their graves.. 1163 01:01:20,719 --> 01:01:23,760 ..and hold you in an icy embrace. 1164 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:28,120 And it'll feel like...your bowels being pierced. 1165 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,680 By a ghost serpent. 1166 01:01:32,519 --> 01:01:33,680 Well that can't be right. 1167 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,360 No, that can't be right. 1168 01:01:35,559 --> 01:01:39,520 Chaka, maki rishu...dong doh? 1169 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,400 Oh okay, so it's not ghost serpent. 1170 01:01:43,679 --> 01:01:45,280 lt's much much closer to zombie dick. 1171 01:01:49,159 --> 01:01:50,600 l think it might be a narcotic. 1172 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,760 ls that so? 1173 01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,160 Need you to be honest with me okay? 1174 01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,360 Are you a cop? 1175 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:04,560 That's not an answer Chaka. 1176 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,080 That's your name. 1177 01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,680 Seriously, by law you have to tell me ifyou're an officer. 1178 01:02:11,119 --> 01:02:12,320 Marco -Polo 1179 01:02:12,679 --> 01:02:13,760 You wearing a wire? 1180 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,320 Marco -Polo 1181 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:29,280 Hello! 1182 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,200 Hot coffee. 1183 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:21,640 l need food. 1184 01:03:22,119 --> 01:03:23,280 Marshall! - Yeah? 1185 01:03:23,639 --> 01:03:24,840 Fruit me buddy! 1186 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,360 Chaka? 1187 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,160 l owe you an apology. 1188 01:04:10,119 --> 01:04:10,840 Okay, l... 1189 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,760 l'm a guest in your land. 1190 01:04:14,239 --> 01:04:17,320 A guest who came unannounced, uninvited. 1191 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,600 l've treated you like a toilet. 1192 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,400 A toilet! 1193 01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,000 l want to make it up to you. 1194 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:30,640 Because the love l feel for you, l'm not exaggerating... 1195 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:36,600 ls a billion times greater than the love for mankind.. 1196 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,600 .. that Jesus felt on the cross. 1197 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,200 You can take that to the bank. 1198 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:48,040 l'm so glad you guys squashed that. 1199 01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:50,160 l love you guys so much. 1200 01:04:51,119 --> 01:04:52,200 You guys are amazing. 1201 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:55,360 l don't ever want to go home. - No. 1202 01:04:55,719 --> 01:04:57,400 This is just like Sandal's resort. 1203 01:04:58,119 --> 01:05:00,120 Just good people, a lot of good food. 1204 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:01,760 Good times. 1205 01:05:02,639 --> 01:05:03,840 l want to make this my life. 1206 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,600 l'm just gonna make - ...be here all the time. 1207 01:05:12,679 --> 01:05:13,880 Hey hey! 1208 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:15,800 You're funny Chaka! - He is.. 1209 01:05:16,039 --> 01:05:18,200 You're funny. - His jokes are disgusting. 1210 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,120 You're funny. - Hey for real though? 1211 01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:28,000 How much money would l have to pay ya'll to french kiss each other? 1212 01:05:29,039 --> 01:05:30,000 For real? 1213 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:32,400 Totally real! - For real, for real? 1214 01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:34,800 Totally, in his mucky mouth. 1215 01:05:35,719 --> 01:05:39,360 Hey if it doesn't leave the three of us, l'll do for free right now. 1216 01:05:39,639 --> 01:05:40,840 lt's not gonna leave here. 1217 01:05:41,599 --> 01:05:42,560 l'd do it right now. 1218 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:43,760 Let me see it. 1219 01:05:45,159 --> 01:05:45,720 Kiss him. 1220 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,280 lt doesn't leave the three of us? 1221 01:05:47,519 --> 01:05:48,800 No dude, l won't tell anybody. 1222 01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:50,000 Who am l gonna tell? 1223 01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,800 Why don't you kiss him? - l'm gonna do it! 1224 01:05:53,039 --> 01:05:53,840 Come here! 1225 01:05:59,159 --> 01:06:00,600 You guys are gross! 1226 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:05,600 l don't wanna do it! 1227 01:06:06,559 --> 01:06:07,600 l don't want to do it! 1228 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,960 l've changed my mind! 1229 01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,240 Dinosaur eggs! 1230 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,200 Dinosaur poo... 1231 01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,120 This is the larn! 1232 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,720 Heed my warning or be destroyed! 1233 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:42,400 We're just tying to get home! 1234 01:06:42,639 --> 01:06:45,160 Enik the Altrusian has escaped our custody! 1235 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,120 He's over taken the central pylon and the cystals. 1236 01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,400 And now plans to lead his army of Sleestak.. 1237 01:06:50,599 --> 01:06:53,200 ..On a laMpa9e, across time and space! 1238 01:06:53,599 --> 01:06:57,960 lfyou're hearing this, heed my warning. Do not believe- 1239 01:06:59,079 --> 01:07:01,280 No! Enik! No! 1240 01:07:23,079 --> 01:07:24,280 The larn? 1241 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,400 l've gotta go and warn the.. 1242 01:07:47,119 --> 01:07:48,120 Holly? 1243 01:07:52,599 --> 01:07:53,600 Holly...? 1244 01:08:01,639 --> 01:08:02,680 They've taken Holly. 1245 01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:04,720 Chaka! 1246 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,200 l've got a mission for you. 1247 01:08:06,559 --> 01:08:07,520 Now listen closely. 1248 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,600 l don't know what that means. 1249 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,080 Just come on! 1250 01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:31,440 Oh man. 1251 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,800 Sentries, classic hive behavior. 1252 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:36,800 Obviously on patrol. 1253 01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:40,000 Just like drones tirelessly hunting. 1254 01:08:40,239 --> 01:08:42,200 Dude, it looks like they're gettin' ready to make out? 1255 01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:43,960 No. No. 1256 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:54,800 He's about to tap that ass! 1257 01:08:55,119 --> 01:08:56,160 Would you shut up? 1258 01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:57,640 He's not about to tap that ass. 1259 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,040 Oh you're right. 1260 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,840 He's totally tapping that ass. 1261 01:09:03,399 --> 01:09:06,520 Yeah wow.. Our own little private show. 1262 01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:15,880 Oh god, they shed. 1263 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:36,080 Hi. 1264 01:09:36,279 --> 01:09:37,360 Hey don't do that. 1265 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,040 Just focus. 1266 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:48,080 We find you guilty, for providing assistance to Enik the Altrusian. 1267 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:49,640 There she is! 1268 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,640 Prepare the meet the Sleestak god! 1269 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,160 Stop! - Marshall! 1270 01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:55,640 Do not interFere! 1271 01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:56,960 Dude, what the hell are you doing? 1272 01:09:57,199 --> 01:10:01,000 This one was caught tying to deliver a tachyon device to Enik! 1273 01:10:01,199 --> 01:10:03,160 You want Holly? You've gotta deal with us! 1274 01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:05,960 No, Marshall don't. 1275 01:10:06,279 --> 01:10:07,800 Because we're all friends of Enik! 1276 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:11,040 Enik the Altrusian is guilty ofthe destruction of.. 1277 01:10:11,239 --> 01:10:13,160 ..an entire civilization. 1278 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:14,120 Entire what now? 1279 01:10:14,359 --> 01:10:16,960 Convicted of his crimes, he was sentenced to.. 1280 01:10:17,119 --> 01:10:19,120 ..10,OOO years imprisonment. 1281 01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:20,040 What? 1282 01:10:20,279 --> 01:10:24,200 And made to wear a tunic as a symbol of his deceit. 1283 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:26,200 Told you dude, tunic. 1284 01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:29,680 As his allies, you shall die as well. 1285 01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:31,280 Sieze them! 1286 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,000 Marshall! 1287 01:10:38,159 --> 01:10:39,120 Hold on! 1288 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,360 We can do this. Ready.. 1289 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:16,680 Wait! 1290 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,680 Wait a minute, our working relationship. 1291 01:11:24,159 --> 01:11:25,960 l wanted to do that since l first met you. 1292 01:11:26,399 --> 01:11:28,040 You mean we could've been doing this the whole time? 1293 01:11:28,239 --> 01:11:29,480 Yeah, but l was worried it wouldn't be professional.. 1294 01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:30,720 ..and distract you from your work. 1295 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,280 No, no...not distracting. 1296 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:33,960 Never distracting. 1297 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,520 Are you guys kidding me? Come on! Really! 1298 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,520 Now is the time for this? 1299 01:11:40,079 --> 01:11:40,960 You know he's- 1300 01:11:41,159 --> 01:11:42,880 He's right, we've got to stop Enik! 1301 01:11:43,279 --> 01:11:44,840 Right now he has the upper hand. 1302 01:11:45,359 --> 01:11:46,040 l know we... 1303 01:11:46,399 --> 01:11:48,040 have the element of surprise but... 1304 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:52,880 Yeah about that... 1305 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:55,560 What? 1306 01:11:56,039 --> 01:11:58,560 We sent Chaka to go get him. 1307 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:04,960 Well then. 1308 01:12:05,239 --> 01:12:07,040 Rick Marshall. 1309 01:12:07,399 --> 01:12:08,840 Coming here represents a slight adjustment.. 1310 01:12:09,079 --> 01:12:10,760 ..to my plans but no matter. 1311 01:12:11,159 --> 01:12:12,720 l have what l need. 1312 01:12:13,159 --> 01:12:16,360 And it's all thanks to you, Dr. Marshall. 1313 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,880 And this! 1314 01:12:19,279 --> 01:12:20,760 Don't! We're out gunned. 1315 01:12:21,039 --> 01:12:23,160 My Sleestack stand prepared. 1316 01:12:24,439 --> 01:12:27,040 With the power ofthe cystals they are my slaves. 1317 01:12:27,359 --> 01:12:28,800 My conquering army. 1318 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:30,720 Thanks to your device. 1319 01:12:31,279 --> 01:12:33,080 l can lead an invasion force an_here l choose.. 1320 01:12:33,319 --> 01:12:36,400 ..in all oftime and space. 1321 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,480 But l believe l'll begin with your Earth. 1322 01:12:40,239 --> 01:12:42,360 My Sleestak's reproduce rather quickly. 1323 01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:44,560 Yeah we already caught some ofthat action. 1324 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:47,680 ln merely weeks, your world will be overrun.. 1325 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:50,000 ..by their scaly offspring. 1326 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:54,280 And leR standing in the cinders ofyour civilization. 1327 01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:57,960 l'll be sure to give you full scientific credit. 1328 01:12:59,159 --> 01:13:01,520 l know how important that is to you. 1329 01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,000 Now save your strength. 1330 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:05,720 You'll need it. 1331 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:10,000 You'll need it? 1332 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:11,360 What is it? 1333 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:17,480 Marshall? 1334 01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,120 Oh great. 1335 01:13:30,159 --> 01:13:32,720 Right, you run and l'll distract him he's not aRer me. 1336 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,160 No, l'm not running. 1337 01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:37,160 This ends here. 1338 01:13:38,199 --> 01:13:39,480 Marshall, what are you doing? 1339 01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:42,000 Maybe what l was always meant to do. 1340 01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:46,600 Nowjust go, l'll meet you at the pylon, l hope. 1341 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,360 No we're not leaving without you. 1342 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:49,480 Go! 1343 01:13:50,319 --> 01:13:52,360 Get out of here, l don't love you! 1344 01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,440 Go! - Marshall! 1345 01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,960 Get! You're ugly! 1346 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,400 Look, ifyou're gonna do this for real take this. 1347 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,840 Got some high powered fireworks in here that might come in handy. 1348 01:14:14,119 --> 01:14:15,240 Are you kidding me? 1349 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,520 You mean you've been carying a bag of fireworks.. 1350 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,160 ..around with you this whole time? 1351 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,120 There's literally a dozen situations.. 1352 01:14:21,319 --> 01:14:22,360 ..where we could've used these. 1353 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:26,960 He's right, none ofthat is important now okay? 1354 01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:28,200 Listen... 1355 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:30,760 l gotta be straight with you bro, l misjudged you. 1356 01:14:31,239 --> 01:14:32,480 l thought you were just a... 1357 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,040 ...dumbass dude who dressed stupid, but l'm wrong. 1358 01:14:35,399 --> 01:14:36,280 You're solid. 1359 01:14:37,279 --> 01:14:40,840 Thick or thin, l will follow you into battle at anytime.. 1360 01:14:41,159 --> 01:14:42,360 ..you hear me? 1361 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,720 Absolutely anytime. 1362 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,160 Okay! How about now? 1363 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,160 Like, right now? - Yeah. 1364 01:14:51,079 --> 01:14:51,960 Honestly? 1365 01:14:52,159 --> 01:14:54,320 l didn't really expect you to call the favor in this soon. 1366 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,880 So, on this one unfortunately l'm gonna have to say no. 1367 01:14:58,479 --> 01:15:00,320 But l think it's gonna be awesome for you.. 1368 01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:02,720 ..for personal gromh just to hit this one solo. 1369 01:15:03,279 --> 01:15:04,400 l'm gonna be rootin' for ya. 1370 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:05,600 Okay? 1371 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:06,880 Trenches bro. 1372 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,720 lt's all about love. 1373 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:10,400 Okay? 1374 01:15:11,279 --> 01:15:12,160 ARer this time. 1375 01:15:13,119 --> 01:15:14,280 l'm there for you, okay? 1376 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:15,880 Anytime aRer now. 1377 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,080 He's your man, not me. 1378 01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:53,080 Alright, it's a fact. 1379 01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,200 You and l don't like each other. 1380 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,760 Only one will remain. 1381 01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:03,120 Just gonna have to fight you at your own game. 1382 01:16:17,319 --> 01:16:19,240 Damn you're quick, it's because you're a dinosaur! 1383 01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:22,400 But, you don't cary around these, do you? 1384 01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,320 Welcome to the big bang theoy my friend! 1385 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:46,520 Stupid... 1386 01:16:52,039 --> 01:16:54,080 You're cornered man, there's no way out! 1387 01:16:54,399 --> 01:16:55,560 There's always a way out! 1388 01:16:58,159 --> 01:16:59,720 Because ifyou don't make it... 1389 01:17:01,119 --> 01:17:03,760 lt's your own damn vault. 1390 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,240 My god! He's going to do it! 1391 01:17:32,479 --> 01:17:33,960 Do it! Do it! 1392 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:42,640 God! 1393 01:17:44,319 --> 01:17:45,640 Can't believe it. 1394 01:17:51,159 --> 01:17:52,000 Hey! 1395 01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:53,800 Yeah, you! 1396 01:17:54,039 --> 01:17:55,280 You bastard! 1397 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,040 Do you realize who you just ate, do you? 1398 01:17:59,399 --> 01:18:01,280 Probably the most brilliant man ever. 1399 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:03,520 Probably the only man who ever really knew you. 1400 01:18:04,199 --> 01:18:06,080 Alright, so he was wrong about the size ofyour brain.. 1401 01:18:06,279 --> 01:18:07,720 ..but you don't go and eat a man for that, 1402 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,760 ..you reason with him you stupid idiot! 1403 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,200 He was your future! 1404 01:18:13,079 --> 01:18:14,320 He was my future! 1405 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:16,960 And l'm never going to get a chance.. 1406 01:18:17,159 --> 01:18:18,440 ..to tell him that because ofyou! 1407 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,520 lt's cool, it's cool! 1408 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:35,760 Right! 1409 01:18:36,039 --> 01:18:37,840 Now we must get home, we're gonna get back, 1410 01:18:38,119 --> 01:18:40,840 and we're gonna tell the world what Rick Marshall did here today. 1411 01:19:01,399 --> 01:19:03,680 Come on you big green bastards! 1412 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:12,480 l am sick and tired ofyou slow moving little wankers! 1413 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:20,520 Will! 1414 01:19:21,279 --> 01:19:24,680 Alright little dude, Iet's do this. 1415 01:19:25,199 --> 01:19:26,560 Lock and load! 1416 01:19:34,039 --> 01:19:35,120 Want some ofthis? 1417 01:19:35,399 --> 01:19:36,880 Eat Chaka! Eat! 1418 01:19:39,039 --> 01:19:39,720 Will! 1419 01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:45,560 Step, step and liR! 1420 01:19:50,439 --> 01:19:52,880 Alright my murderous friend take us home. 1421 01:19:58,199 --> 01:19:59,760 Bite that guy right there! 1422 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:03,480 That's him... 1423 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:04,720 That's him! 1424 01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:10,480 Oh god that's the coolest thing l've ever seen. 1425 01:20:14,079 --> 01:20:16,120 Would it be cool if he slides down Grumpy's tail just like.. 1426 01:20:16,359 --> 01:20:17,840 ..Fred Flinstone would do 1427 01:20:21,119 --> 01:20:22,880 Oh god, l've lived. 1428 01:20:23,279 --> 01:20:24,360 l have lived. 1429 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,040 Come on it tickles. 1430 01:20:28,399 --> 01:20:29,560 Marshall! 1431 01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,880 What happened? - We thought you had died. 1432 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:37,560 Died? 1433 01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,080 That was just a minor set back. 1434 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,200 Okay let's go home. 1435 01:20:44,239 --> 01:20:47,360 No, this is insane we saw you go down Grumpy's cake hole. 1436 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:49,000 What did he puke you out or something? 1437 01:20:49,319 --> 01:20:51,440 No, its not possible the...the T-Rex's lacking. 1438 01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:52,960 Not important right now. 1439 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,120 l'm okay, and that's it. 1440 01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:58,560 This is messed up. 1441 01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:00,640 Look l'd really rather not talk about it. 1442 01:21:03,039 --> 01:21:03,800 Now... 1443 01:21:04,199 --> 01:21:05,240 Let's light this candle. 1444 01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:07,520 No, Marshall... how did you get out? 1445 01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:09,480 l will talk to you about it later! 1446 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,640 lndividually to each one ofyou, l'll explain it. 1447 01:21:15,239 --> 01:21:16,520 Oh geez... 1448 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:17,880 Would you grow up? 1449 01:21:18,079 --> 01:21:19,680 Oh my God! 1450 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,080 Yes, he pooped me out! 1451 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:23,720 Now you guys are friends? 1452 01:21:24,359 --> 01:21:26,600 Well, l was making my way through his bowels.. 1453 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,680 l must've dislodged some intestinal blockage.. 1454 01:21:30,239 --> 01:21:31,960 ..and yes he's in a much better mood now. 1455 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:34,520 So, can we move on? 1456 01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:36,160 l really would like to go home. 1457 01:21:37,079 --> 01:21:41,080 You were dueced out by a Dinosaur that is incredibly cool. 1458 01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:45,960 Grumpy listen... 1459 01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:49,080 When you talk about this, and you will... 1460 01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:55,000 Please be gentle...okay? 1461 01:21:56,359 --> 01:21:58,640 That makes us best buds now. 1462 01:22:03,479 --> 01:22:05,280 Don't wory about it, it's hard with your visidual arm. 1463 01:22:07,239 --> 01:22:08,440 Let's go guys. 1464 01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:10,040 To freedom! 1465 01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,120 Thank you Dr. Marshall. 1466 01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:26,360 And now the doorway opens. 1467 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,080 Enik! 1468 01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:31,440 lt's over. 1469 01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,280 You're not going an_here. 1470 01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:36,880 You think you can challenge me? 1471 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:44,840 l wrestled at Purdue! 1472 01:22:46,039 --> 01:22:47,200 JV! 1473 01:22:49,239 --> 01:22:50,760 Fight! Fight! Fight! 1474 01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:53,520 Chaka! 1475 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,400 Get ready for the ball breaker! 1476 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,120 Marshall, l'm coming in! 1477 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,960 Oh! Misfire! 1478 01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:22,480 What have you done?! 1479 01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:24,360 The door! 1480 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,200 lt's closing forever! 1481 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:40,960 lt's barely holding! 1482 01:23:41,199 --> 01:23:41,840 Let's go! 1483 01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:46,200 Ha! 1484 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:50,400 lt's your home, or your comrade Dr. Marshall! 1485 01:23:51,199 --> 01:23:52,400 No it isn't! 1486 01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:53,640 Reverse! 1487 01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:55,440 You go! 1488 01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:58,960 l've got this yellow bastard on lockdown, l'm gonna stay! 1489 01:23:59,279 --> 01:23:59,960 What? 1490 01:24:00,199 --> 01:24:00,880 Yeah! 1491 01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,360 l've been talking to my man Chaka! 1492 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:04,040 He pitches a prem good world! 1493 01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:05,840 l mean think about it. 1494 01:24:06,119 --> 01:24:07,640 My home was never in the real world? 1495 01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:08,880 Never belonged. 1496 01:24:09,119 --> 01:24:10,480 This could be a fresh start for me. 1497 01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:13,000 Make some new friends? l could be somebody! 1498 01:24:13,399 --> 01:24:14,240 A winner... 1499 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,640 Wow, l really admire you right now. 1500 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,960 l just feel like so many people go through this life looking.. 1501 01:24:20,119 --> 01:24:21,640 ..for what l've found here, you know? 1502 01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:23,680 And they themselves, can never find it. 1503 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:25,480 Or worse. 1504 01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:28,240 They find it, and let it slip away. 1505 01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:31,160 l am so afraid of that happening. 1506 01:24:31,359 --> 01:24:33,440 You wouldn't be human if you didn't feel scared. 1507 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:34,760 Marshall! 1508 01:24:35,119 --> 01:24:38,000 Please, you can't leave me here like this with him. 1509 01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:41,560 As one scientist to another, l beg you for mercy! 1510 01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,160 Science shows no mercy. 1511 01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:46,960 And neither do l. 1512 01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:48,560 That's good. 1513 01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:51,120 Let's go Holly. 1514 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:55,600 Ready? 1515 01:24:56,039 --> 01:24:56,840 Ready... 1516 01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:00,280 Chaka! Technically l'm still your master! 1517 01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:13,720 Marshall? 1518 01:25:14,039 --> 01:25:15,360 Holly? 1519 01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:21,440 We made it! 1520 01:25:30,399 --> 01:25:31,640 l just want to say... 1521 01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:35,600 You have grown into a beautiful woman. 1522 01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:50,760 Hey! 1523 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,200 Where's Will? 1524 01:25:55,159 --> 01:25:57,560 He went to a better place. 1525 01:25:59,319 --> 01:26:00,360 You killed him? 1526 01:26:01,039 --> 01:26:02,000 No... 1527 01:26:03,239 --> 01:26:06,280 No he went to a strange world. 1528 01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:12,000 A world of Dinosaurs, monkey people, lizard people. 1529 01:26:13,319 --> 01:26:15,600 A whole in space and time, a virtual.. 1530 01:26:16,439 --> 01:26:17,960 Land ofthe lost. 1531 01:26:19,279 --> 01:26:23,000 As hard as it is to believe, Will chose to stay. 1532 01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:26,520 Alright, cool. 1533 01:26:28,239 --> 01:26:30,720 Did you see the Sleestaks beat the crap out of Enik? 1534 01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:33,480 l've never seen them move so fast. 1535 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,800 Couldn't agree more little buddy. 1536 01:26:37,159 --> 01:26:38,160 Tunic... 1537 01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:42,600 l got you come on. 1538 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,840 You are deceptively heavy. 1539 01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:06,960 l'm a pina kusa! 1540 01:27:12,039 --> 01:27:13,000 Chaka! 1541 01:27:13,479 --> 01:27:15,480 God, we're kings! 1542 01:27:21,439 --> 01:27:22,960 That's what your women look like? 1543 01:27:23,319 --> 01:27:25,120 Hop off, be cool. 1544 01:27:27,439 --> 01:27:29,760 Whoa easy, stand down! 1545 01:27:30,319 --> 01:27:31,720 l got this. 1546 01:27:32,039 --> 01:27:35,680 How's it going? l'm Will, prem much Chaka's best friend. 1547 01:27:36,159 --> 01:27:39,640 l'm here to offer you all protection and shelter. 1548 01:27:40,039 --> 01:27:44,360 And really prem much anything that you guys would ever need. 1549 01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:46,960 Hey, how's it going? 1550 01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,040 Yeah that's denim. 1551 01:27:49,399 --> 01:27:50,360 Denim. 1552 01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:52,840 Yeah...yeah. 1553 01:27:55,239 --> 01:27:56,840 This was definitely a good choice. 1554 01:27:59,039 --> 01:28:02,000 This is TODAY with Matt Lauer. 1555 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:07,040 lt's been sometime since my final guest was here but aRer the, 1556 01:28:07,479 --> 01:28:11,440 remarkable events ofthe passed year, he needs no introduction. 1557 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,360 He's back with a new book, and more startling evidence.. 1558 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,200 ..ofyou guessed it, Time Warps. 1559 01:28:17,439 --> 01:28:18,960 The pipe's allowed. l asked. 1560 01:28:19,279 --> 01:28:20,880 That's great news. 1561 01:28:21,079 --> 01:28:23,040 You've had, quite a year. 1562 01:28:23,319 --> 01:28:25,120 Actually stellar year, Matt. 1563 01:28:25,399 --> 01:28:27,120 ln fact l brought you back a Dinosaur egg. 1564 01:28:27,439 --> 01:28:30,120 Which my beautiful partner, and lover.. 1565 01:28:30,359 --> 01:28:32,880 Holly Cantrell was gracious enough to transport. 1566 01:28:33,119 --> 01:28:35,120 And l'm obviously vey excited about my new tome... 1567 01:28:35,359 --> 01:28:36,120 lt's a book. 1568 01:28:36,319 --> 01:28:38,080 Sixteen weeks on the NY Time's best seller list. 1569 01:28:38,319 --> 01:28:39,960 Let me get to your discovey doctor because this is.. 1570 01:28:40,159 --> 01:28:41,480 This is for you. - l signed it. 1571 01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:46,880 You're supposed to say the title and the publisher. 1572 01:28:47,119 --> 01:28:48,120 That's not gonna happen. 1573 01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:49,640 Just say it. - No! 1574 01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:51,160 Just say the damn title. 1575 01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:52,520 Fine. 1576 01:28:53,279 --> 01:28:56,120 Matt Lauer can suck it, by Dr. Rick Marshall. 1577 01:28:56,520 --> 01:28:58,680 l was so surprised that your attorney signed off on that, 1578 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:00,640 l was like, are you sure? Is this gonna be okay? 1579 01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:01,680 He said yeah, go for it. 1580 01:29:02,159 --> 01:29:03,240 Son of a bitch! 1581 01:29:04,199 --> 01:29:05,400 ..is you puss.. 1582 01:32:21,279 --> 01:32:22,480 ..and we're clear.. 1583 01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:29,360 Ah.. if anyone sees Matt, tell him he forgot his egg..