1 00:00:54,514 --> 00:00:57,726 ♪ You heard about the legend of Jesse James ♪ 2 00:00:57,893 --> 00:01:00,312 ♪ And John Henry just to mention some names ♪ 3 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,857 ♪ Well, there's a truck-driving legend in the South today ♪ 4 00:01:04,066 --> 00:01:07,486 ♪ A man called Bandit from Atlanta, Ga ♪ 5 00:01:07,694 --> 00:01:10,280 ♪ Every gearjammer knows his name ♪ 6 00:01:10,447 --> 00:01:13,658 ♪ They swear he got asphalt a-running in his veins ♪ 7 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:16,620 ♪ A foot like lead and nerves like steel ♪ 8 00:01:16,828 --> 00:01:20,415 ♪ He's gonna go to glory riding 18 wheels ♪ 9 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:22,250 ♪ Oh, boy ♪ 10 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:25,712 ♪ He left Atlanta back in '63 ♪ 11 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:28,590 ♪ Hauling him a load up to Tennessee ♪ 12 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:31,760 ♪ He hit Mount Eeale in a driving rain ♪ 13 00:01:31,927 --> 00:01:34,721 ♪ So hard he couldn't even see the passing lane ♪ 14 00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:38,016 ♪ Well, he started down the grade when he lost a gear ♪ 15 00:01:38,183 --> 00:01:41,561 ♪ He hit them brakes, found he had no air ♪ 16 00:01:41,728 --> 00:01:44,481 ♪ The Mount Eeale grade is steep and long ♪ 17 00:01:44,648 --> 00:01:48,318 ♪ And everybody that seen it thought the Bandit was gone ♪ 18 00:01:48,527 --> 00:01:49,903 ♪ All gone ♪ 19 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:53,448 ♪ Well, his truck jackknifed turned completely around ♪ 20 00:01:53,657 --> 00:01:56,535 ♪ He was coming down backwards about the speed of sound ♪ 21 00:01:56,743 --> 00:01:59,579 ♪ A lot of folks seen him and they all say ♪ 22 00:01:59,788 --> 00:02:02,833 ♪ He had his head out the window yelling, "Clear the way." ♪ 23 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,877 ♪ Well, he got to the bottom safe and sound ♪ 24 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:08,880 ♪ Everybody asked Bandit how he made it down ♪ 25 00:02:09,047 --> 00:02:12,009 ♪ He said, "Folks, when the truck picked up too much speed ♪ 26 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:15,929 ♪ "I just run along beside it and drug my feet" ♪ 27 00:02:16,138 --> 00:02:19,224 ♪ Ya heard the legend of Jesse James ♪ 28 00:02:19,391 --> 00:02:21,518 ♪ And John Henry just to mention some names ♪ 29 00:02:21,685 --> 00:02:25,147 ♪ Well, there's a truck-driving legend in the South today ♪ 30 00:02:25,355 --> 00:02:28,859 ♪ A man called Bandit from Atlanta, Ga ♪ 31 00:02:29,026 --> 00:02:31,528 ♪ Every gearjammer knows his name ♪ 32 00:02:31,695 --> 00:02:34,656 ♪ They swear he's got asphalt a-running in his veins ♪ 33 00:02:34,823 --> 00:02:38,035 ♪ A foot like lead and nerves like steel ♪ 34 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:41,371 ♪ He's going up to glory riding 18 wheels ♪ 35 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:44,374 ♪ Ah, tell me, boy ♪ 36 00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:49,546 ♪ Talk to me, guitar ♪ 37 00:03:02,392 --> 00:03:04,227 Hey, Kirk. How ya doing? 38 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:06,647 Tod Engels. How are ya? 39 00:03:09,399 --> 00:03:13,362 - This your rig, son? - Yeah. 40 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:15,947 Open it up. Let's see the manifest. 41 00:03:24,623 --> 00:03:29,252 Well, placing you under arrest for transporting alcoholic beverages 42 00:03:29,419 --> 00:03:31,838 across state lines without the proper permits. 43 00:03:32,005 --> 00:03:34,341 And that means you, you dumb cowboy. 44 00:03:34,508 --> 00:03:38,178 You know trucking Coors beer east of Texas is bootlegging. 45 00:03:38,345 --> 00:03:42,015 - This here's Georgia, son. - Just a friendly bet. 46 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:44,643 These two old boys put me up to it. 47 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:46,895 Now, when ya gonna learn? 48 00:03:47,062 --> 00:03:49,299 Big and Little Enos Burdette make that 49 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,650 same bet with every gearjammer they can. 50 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:53,777 I say he ain't gonna go for your game. 51 00:03:53,986 --> 00:03:56,382 Son, from what I've heard, the biggest 52 00:03:56,383 --> 00:03:58,532 thing about the Bandit is his ego, 53 00:03:58,699 --> 00:04:01,608 and I figure that plus a lot of my dollars, 54 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,121 and he'll try anything, legal or not. 55 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:08,875 They've put on quite a show for us today, haven't they, friends? 56 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:12,016 Yes, sir, you have seen some of the finest 57 00:04:12,017 --> 00:04:14,506 gearjamming in all of this country. 58 00:04:14,673 --> 00:04:17,174 Remember, these are the boys that take 59 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:19,803 the long hauls They really did it today. 60 00:04:22,556 --> 00:04:25,247 Hoss... Where might I find the Bandit? 61 00:04:25,248 --> 00:04:26,560 I ain't seen him. 62 00:04:26,727 --> 00:04:28,854 - Over there behind his rig. - Who wants to see him? 63 00:04:29,021 --> 00:04:30,856 - Who's asking? - I'm asking. 64 00:04:31,023 --> 00:04:33,160 Because I'm the guy paying him $25 a day 65 00:04:33,161 --> 00:04:35,193 so all his loyal fans can look at him. 66 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,113 Do it. 67 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:43,160 I'm buying your attraction for a half an hour. 68 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,960 Egotistical son of a bitch. 69 00:04:52,169 --> 00:04:54,896 A guy that paints his truck like this would go 70 00:04:54,897 --> 00:04:57,507 to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers. 71 00:04:57,674 --> 00:05:02,888 See, son? Old legends never die. They just lose weight. 72 00:05:03,055 --> 00:05:05,423 Seems like a legend and an out-of-work 73 00:05:05,424 --> 00:05:07,184 bum look a lot alike, Daddy. 74 00:05:07,351 --> 00:05:11,396 Bandit, me and my son are here. 75 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,487 Oh, I love your suits. 76 00:05:18,695 --> 00:05:23,367 It must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf. 77 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:26,105 I came to make a deal. What's he get 78 00:05:26,106 --> 00:05:28,538 if he wins this truck rodeo thing? 79 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:31,666 - If I... - $5,000, Daddy. 80 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,054 Chicken-shit money. 81 00:05:33,055 --> 00:05:35,379 Just what the hell you want, anyway? 82 00:05:35,545 --> 00:05:40,050 You to get out of this dumb-ass rodeo and accept a real challenge. 83 00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:50,560 Getting to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem. 84 00:05:50,727 --> 00:05:53,136 It ain't never been done before, hotshit. 85 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:55,107 Watch your language, little lady. 86 00:05:55,232 --> 00:05:57,651 The problem is that Coors beer. 87 00:05:57,818 --> 00:06:02,280 You take that east of Texas and that's, that's bootlegging. 88 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:05,200 I believe you're just a little bit scared. 89 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:07,025 Great psychology. Why don't you say 90 00:06:07,026 --> 00:06:08,453 something bad about my mother? 91 00:06:08,578 --> 00:06:11,873 - Your mama is so ugly... - Look, you make this run for me. 92 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,584 These Peterbilts are worth $80,000. 93 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:20,257 That comes to about three grand an hour if you make it in 28 hours. 94 00:06:20,424 --> 00:06:22,718 How about that for a challenge? 95 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:24,824 Dad, I don't believe that that's necess... 96 00:06:24,825 --> 00:06:25,866 Never mind. 97 00:06:25,937 --> 00:06:28,281 Wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad? 98 00:06:28,348 --> 00:06:30,976 Because he's thirsty, dummy. 99 00:06:31,184 --> 00:06:34,771 You see, I got a boy running tomorrow in the Southern Classic 100 00:06:34,938 --> 00:06:38,108 When he wins, I wanna celebrate in style. 101 00:06:38,316 --> 00:06:39,656 How much style? 102 00:06:39,657 --> 00:06:42,571 Well, I got a few friends and me. 103 00:06:42,738 --> 00:06:44,448 400 cases. 104 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:48,660 - 400 cases...? - Well? 105 00:06:48,827 --> 00:06:52,789 - Well, let me see your cash. - Big Enos's word is gold. 106 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:57,127 All right show him the cash. 107 00:06:57,294 --> 00:06:59,546 - Go ahead, Little. - Shit. 108 00:07:01,798 --> 00:07:05,302 Let's see. There's 400 cases of beer, I'll need the cash for that. 109 00:07:05,469 --> 00:07:08,472 No problem. Go ahead, boy. 110 00:07:08,597 --> 00:07:11,725 New car. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck. 111 00:07:11,892 --> 00:07:14,041 Ok. Go ahead, boy. 112 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:18,231 I'd like to kick his ass just once. 113 00:07:18,482 --> 00:07:20,359 Speedy car. 114 00:07:22,277 --> 00:07:24,946 Speedier than that. 115 00:07:25,113 --> 00:07:26,948 Go ahead. 116 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:50,097 - Hello, darling. - Hi, Uncle Bandit. 117 00:07:50,263 --> 00:07:51,796 Which one of the house apes are you? 118 00:07:51,797 --> 00:07:52,797 Kate. 119 00:07:52,798 --> 00:07:54,810 He's dropping 'em like flies, isn't he? 120 00:07:54,976 --> 00:07:58,021 Well, well, well. Hello, beautiful. 121 00:07:58,188 --> 00:08:00,816 - How about 'gorgeous'? - You can't have him. 122 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:03,860 Obviously you can. What are you trying to do, start another race? 123 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:07,489 Look, you got Cledus in jail once. Leave us alone. 124 00:08:07,656 --> 00:08:09,950 - Hi, Uncle Bandit. - He ain't your damn uncle. 125 00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:12,949 I always recognise you. You know why? 126 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,372 You always kick me in the balls. 127 00:08:15,539 --> 00:08:18,333 Damn it, Bandit. Look at me. 128 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,699 I find it hard to look at you, Waynette, 129 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,005 especially with those things in your hair. 130 00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:25,632 Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah. 131 00:08:25,799 --> 00:08:29,553 You can't go in there and bother Cledus. Hey. This is my home. 132 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,972 - Cledus. - No. 133 00:08:32,139 --> 00:08:35,851 I know in the past I may have done you wrong. 134 00:08:36,935 --> 00:08:39,062 - Right? - Right. 135 00:08:39,229 --> 00:08:41,613 However, in the future, Cledus, I 136 00:08:41,614 --> 00:08:44,359 will never, ever do you wrong again. 137 00:08:44,526 --> 00:08:47,029 - Right? - Right. 138 00:08:47,946 --> 00:08:54,161 We have a big chance, a big chance to make a run for some big bucks. 139 00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:59,291 - 80,000 of them. - Really? 140 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:02,390 Are we gonna kidnap the Pope or something? 141 00:09:02,391 --> 00:09:03,628 How'd you guess? 142 00:09:03,795 --> 00:09:05,887 No. We're just gonna run over to 143 00:09:05,888 --> 00:09:08,633 Texarkana and pick up 400 cases of Coors 144 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:11,511 and bring it back in 28 hours. 145 00:09:11,678 --> 00:09:14,097 Whoa. I got a flash for you. 146 00:09:14,264 --> 00:09:17,059 That's called bootlegging, and that's against the law. 147 00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:18,990 Who gives a turkey when the Snowman 148 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:20,854 and the Bandit are running the booze? 149 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:23,648 - No one can stop us. - Hold it right there. 150 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:26,735 There ain't gonna be no more Snowman and Bandit. 151 00:09:26,902 --> 00:09:29,586 Because I've got to go in the morning to 152 00:09:29,587 --> 00:09:32,074 Conyers and pick up a load of manure. 153 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,160 - Shitty job. - Can I ask you a question? 154 00:09:35,327 --> 00:09:37,037 Sure. Ask me. 155 00:09:37,204 --> 00:09:40,207 What the hell do we wanna go to Texas for and haul beer back here? 156 00:09:40,374 --> 00:09:42,459 For the good old American life. 157 00:09:42,626 --> 00:09:46,129 For the money, for the glory and for the fun. 158 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:48,044 Mostly for the money. You know what 159 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,549 we're gonna do with the money? 160 00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:52,344 - What? - We're gonna buy a new rig. 161 00:09:52,511 --> 00:09:55,731 - You're crazy, you know that. - Yeah. 162 00:09:55,798 --> 00:09:57,451 How much money did you say it was? 163 00:09:57,452 --> 00:09:59,452 $80,000. 164 00:09:59,935 --> 00:10:02,145 $80,000? 165 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,189 Waynette. 166 00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:08,652 Now, Bo, I'm telling ya, Fred here ain't gonna be no problem. 167 00:10:08,819 --> 00:10:10,788 I can see he'll be a major asset. 168 00:10:10,789 --> 00:10:13,031 Besides, he's one hellacious watchdog. 169 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:16,576 - Well, let's get going. - Whoa. Hold it a minute. 170 00:10:16,785 --> 00:10:20,122 I got to ask you a question. Sit right there, Fred. 171 00:10:20,288 --> 00:10:23,458 You mean to tell me we're gonna drive from here 172 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:27,004 to Texarkana, Texas, and back to here in 28 hours? 173 00:10:27,129 --> 00:10:29,715 It's only 900 miles there and 900 miles back. 174 00:10:29,923 --> 00:10:31,870 Well, for your information, that ain't 175 00:10:31,871 --> 00:10:33,468 never been done, not in no rig. 176 00:10:33,635 --> 00:10:35,616 Because you and I never done it in no 177 00:10:35,617 --> 00:10:37,806 rig. You gotta stop thinking so negative. 178 00:10:37,973 --> 00:10:40,892 Course we can make it. We ain't never not made it yet, have we? 179 00:10:41,059 --> 00:10:43,812 - Well, no. - You see? There you are. 180 00:10:43,979 --> 00:10:47,149 Yeah. Yeah, I see. I see all right. 181 00:10:47,357 --> 00:10:51,653 I see our asses in a sling if we get caught that's what I see. 182 00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:58,160 Hey. Ho-ho-ho. 183 00:10:58,326 --> 00:11:01,913 Well, God Almighty, would you look at that. 184 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,000 - It's beautiful, huh? - Honey, hush. 185 00:11:06,668 --> 00:11:08,474 I don't guess we're gonna be riding 186 00:11:08,475 --> 00:11:10,130 in the truck together this time? 187 00:11:10,297 --> 00:11:12,924 No, son. I'll be driving this one and blocking. 188 00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:15,761 You'll be driving the truck. This is Bandit One and that is... 189 00:11:15,969 --> 00:11:18,221 Bandit Two. Together again. 190 00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,735 Like Fred and Ginger and Lester and Earl. 191 00:11:20,736 --> 00:11:22,809 That's right. But we got a problem. 192 00:11:23,685 --> 00:11:26,772 You know them Smokeys got them CBS in the car now. 193 00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:30,817 I haven't worked that out yet, but I'm thinking about it. 194 00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:33,278 I got an idea. Why don't we do this? 195 00:11:33,445 --> 00:11:35,566 If I say go to channel 21, forget it. We 196 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,532 ain't going to 21, we're going to 19. 197 00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:38,699 21 is 19? 198 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,453 If I say go to channel six, forget it. 199 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,414 - We go to three. - I go to three. Perfect. 200 00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:46,791 If I say go to channel two, we go to one. 201 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:47,792 Two is one. 202 00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:49,961 - That'll confuse everybody. - That'll confuse 'em. 203 00:11:50,128 --> 00:11:53,465 On the other hand, if we stayed on the odd channels, 204 00:11:53,674 --> 00:11:56,593 switched every time and started in the basement, that'd work, too. 205 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,787 That'd do it, too, wouldn't it? 206 00:11:58,788 --> 00:12:01,306 Well, yeah, that'd work too, I guess. 207 00:12:01,473 --> 00:12:04,601 - Let's haul ass. - Ok. 208 00:12:26,415 --> 00:12:30,377 Breaker One. This is the Bandit. Is the Snowman out there? 209 00:12:30,544 --> 00:12:33,046 - Am I hitting ya, son? - Mercy sakes. 210 00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:34,735 You put about eight and a half on me, 211 00:12:34,736 --> 00:12:36,216 blowing my windows out. Bring it on. 212 00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:41,013 I'll be within earshot. You keep it wound up to around 90. 213 00:12:41,179 --> 00:12:43,360 Hey, Bandit. Me and Fred's got a question. 214 00:12:43,361 --> 00:12:44,766 What do you and Fred want? 215 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:48,437 How come we're doing this? They said it couldn't be done. 216 00:12:48,603 --> 00:12:51,606 - That's the reason. - That's good with Fred. 217 00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:53,984 10-4. 218 00:12:54,276 --> 00:12:57,904 ♪ Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rolling ♪ 219 00:12:58,071 --> 00:13:00,991 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 220 00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:05,620 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 221 00:13:05,787 --> 00:13:09,374 ♪ I'm westbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 222 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:13,462 ♪ Keep your foot hard on the pedal, son, never mind them brakes ♪ 223 00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:17,090 ♪ Let it all hang out because we got a run to make ♪ 224 00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:21,136 ♪ The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana ♪ 225 00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:25,599 ♪ And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes ♪ 226 00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:29,561 ♪ Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rolling ♪ 227 00:13:29,728 --> 00:13:32,814 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 228 00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:37,152 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 229 00:13:37,319 --> 00:13:40,989 ♪ I'm westbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 230 00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:06,515 ♪ Old Smokey's got them ears on ♪ 231 00:14:06,682 --> 00:14:08,684 ♪ He's hot on your trail ♪ 232 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:11,895 ♪ And he ain't gonna rest till you're in jail ♪ 233 00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:14,231 ♪ So you've got to dodge him you've got to duck him ♪ 234 00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:16,358 ♪ You've got to keep that diesel trucking ♪ 235 00:14:16,566 --> 00:14:19,903 ♪ Just put that hammer down and give it hell ♪ 236 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:22,364 Well, hello there, Smokey. 237 00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:31,957 ♪ Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rolling ♪ 238 00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:35,252 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 239 00:14:35,419 --> 00:14:39,923 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 240 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:43,593 ♪ I'm westbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 241 00:14:43,719 --> 00:14:47,806 ♪ Keep your foot hard on the pedal, son, never mind them brakes ♪ 242 00:14:47,973 --> 00:14:51,435 ♪ Let it all hang out because we got a run to make ♪ 243 00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:55,355 ♪ The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana ♪ 244 00:14:55,522 --> 00:14:59,735 ♪ And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes ♪ 245 00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:03,780 ♪ Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rolling ♪ 246 00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:06,950 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 247 00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:11,413 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 248 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:15,542 ♪ I'm westbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 249 00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:24,259 Fred, I hope me and you ain't letting Bandit 250 00:15:24,426 --> 00:15:27,512 talk us into something we gonna be sorry for, son, 251 00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:30,223 because he's about as crazy as you are ugly. 252 00:15:47,115 --> 00:15:50,661 ♪ Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rolling ♪ 253 00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:53,830 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 254 00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:58,418 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 255 00:15:58,627 --> 00:16:02,756 ♪ I'm westbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 256 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:34,078 Big town, ain't it? 257 00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:35,956 I wonder what they do for excitement. 258 00:16:36,123 --> 00:16:38,500 They probably sit around and watch the cars rust. 259 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:39,818 Damn it, it's locked. 260 00:16:39,819 --> 00:16:41,920 We're about an hour ahead of schedule. 261 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:45,132 - Let's keep it that way. - All right. 262 00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:57,811 Hey, want a beer? 263 00:16:57,978 --> 00:17:00,856 - Well, son. - Redneck heaven. 264 00:17:01,023 --> 00:17:02,674 How we gonna load all this stuff, though? 265 00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:03,675 I'll load it with this. 266 00:17:03,859 --> 00:17:05,427 You can't drive no forklift. 267 00:17:05,428 --> 00:17:07,571 I can drive any forking thing around. 268 00:17:07,738 --> 00:17:09,688 Get serious. Can you drive this thing? 269 00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:10,689 I am serious. 270 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:13,201 - Crank it up. Now back it up. - Oh, shut up. 271 00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:15,917 I said back it up, not raise it up. 272 00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:18,332 I am backing up, ya big dumbbell. 273 00:17:18,498 --> 00:17:21,293 Hold it. The beer. Watch the beer. 274 00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:27,674 - You all right? - Very funny. Very funny. 275 00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:29,217 I thought it was funny. 276 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,805 Hey, we really oughta pay somebody for that mess we made in there. 277 00:17:33,972 --> 00:17:36,892 - All right have you... - I got that all worked out. 278 00:17:37,059 --> 00:17:39,035 You just leave a note. Tell the folks 279 00:17:39,036 --> 00:17:41,063 to send the bill to Big Enos Burdette. 280 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:53,200 "Send... bill... to... Big... Enos... Burdette." 281 00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:58,163 Burdette. B... 282 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:02,417 B-e-r... B-u-r... B... Hell, I got to go. 283 00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:10,634 Hey, Spiderman, are you out there? Come back. 284 00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:14,721 Snowman. How we doing, son? Come on back. 285 00:18:14,888 --> 00:18:17,099 Hang on just a minute, and I'll tell ya. 286 00:18:20,018 --> 00:18:22,437 We're about 28 minutes ahead of schedule. 287 00:18:22,604 --> 00:18:24,898 - Come back. - I hate to say I told you so. 288 00:18:25,065 --> 00:18:26,999 Don't lose your head, son. We still 289 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,610 got a lot of boogieing to do. 290 00:18:28,735 --> 00:18:32,030 Put the pedal to the metal. I'm 10-10 on the side. 291 00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:35,951 For sure. Me and Fred, we got your back door, ain't we, Fred? 292 00:18:46,128 --> 00:18:48,672 Sorry. I don't want to get married. 293 00:18:48,673 --> 00:18:50,882 Terrific. That makes two of us. 294 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:55,721 - Will you unzip me? - Sure. 295 00:18:56,972 --> 00:18:59,307 - Does this thing move? - Oh, yeah. 296 00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:41,308 Where are we going? No, don't tell me. Let me guess. 297 00:19:41,475 --> 00:19:44,509 We are a bride in search of a wedding. 298 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:45,520 No. 299 00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:51,193 There is a wedding in search of a bride. Let me put it another way. 300 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:55,405 Think of it as a wedding posse in search of a bride. 301 00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:59,785 - You understand that cowboy? - Yeah. 302 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:03,705 What are ya doing? 303 00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:07,376 - These are my shoes. - Oh, yeah. 304 00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:10,212 - And these are my legs. - Yeah. 305 00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:15,425 - What are you gonna do with them? - With the shoes or the legs? 306 00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:19,179 Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to 'em. 307 00:20:19,346 --> 00:20:24,142 What do you mean? These are great little legs. I'm a professional. 308 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:29,773 Well, in that case, you shouldn't be dressed in white. 309 00:20:29,981 --> 00:20:32,901 - Dancer. - Oh. 310 00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:37,614 Well, cowboys love fat calves. 311 00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:42,119 - They're not fat. - They're bigger than mine. 312 00:20:42,327 --> 00:20:44,874 Do we really wanna talk about legs? 313 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,081 One of us does. 314 00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:52,212 Otherwise we wouldn't have gone... What are we doing now? 315 00:20:52,421 --> 00:20:56,049 Well, I am getting my clothes, you fool. 316 00:20:56,883 --> 00:21:00,053 Good idea. Why don't you slip into something comfortable? 317 00:21:03,307 --> 00:21:07,102 Are we really going 110? We're going 110. 318 00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:09,423 Why do you wear that cowboy hat? Because 319 00:21:09,424 --> 00:21:11,314 you think it looks dazzling on you. 320 00:21:12,566 --> 00:21:15,110 I'd no idea this dress would be so hard to get out of. 321 00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:06,953 Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen. 322 00:22:10,457 --> 00:22:12,876 Come here, son. 323 00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:17,214 Whoops. 324 00:22:19,341 --> 00:22:22,636 You look tired, boy. Rest yourself. 325 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:29,226 You punks look tuckered out, too. 326 00:22:34,648 --> 00:22:37,317 That's an attention-getter. 327 00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:42,239 - Now, a lady in a wedding gown. - Yes, sir. 328 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,034 - Get in a car? - Yes, sir. 329 00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:49,287 - See who was driving? - No, sir. 330 00:22:51,665 --> 00:22:56,128 - Licence plate? - Yes, sir. Georgia plates. 331 00:22:56,294 --> 00:22:58,088 "Ban-one." 332 00:22:58,255 --> 00:23:02,718 B-A-N dash O-N-E. 333 00:23:02,884 --> 00:23:06,972 All right. Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car. 334 00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:10,434 There might be some vandals around who wanna steal something, 335 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,770 so you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car 336 00:23:13,937 --> 00:23:17,649 until one of my associates arrive. 337 00:23:17,858 --> 00:23:24,573 And don't go home, don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. 338 00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:27,909 It wouldn't look nice on my highway. 339 00:23:28,035 --> 00:23:34,291 Oh, you can think about it, but don't do it. 340 00:23:49,348 --> 00:23:52,017 Hey, man, he's gone. Let's get outta here. 341 00:23:52,184 --> 00:23:56,229 Shit. You do what you want. I'm staying right here. 342 00:24:00,317 --> 00:24:02,283 28 years old and... Oh, goodness, 343 00:24:02,284 --> 00:24:04,488 what's this? I'll tuck it right in. 344 00:24:04,655 --> 00:24:08,075 I was down here dancing in a home appliance show. 345 00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:10,215 I danced around three trash mashers. 346 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,328 Talk to me, my boy. 347 00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:15,582 I had this costume that lit up. I only short-circuited once. 348 00:24:15,749 --> 00:24:18,477 Where did you get that seat cover, son? 349 00:24:18,478 --> 00:24:20,295 This ain't no seat cover. 350 00:24:20,462 --> 00:24:22,229 I was standing in the parking lot... 351 00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:24,132 I'm sitting next to Lawrence of Arabia. 352 00:24:24,299 --> 00:24:26,780 I met this guy... These can't be my 353 00:24:26,781 --> 00:24:29,054 pants. God, he was good-looking. 354 00:24:29,179 --> 00:24:31,556 - And he had this hat on... - Funny, ain't she? 355 00:24:31,723 --> 00:24:34,300 I think he was from Texas or something, 356 00:24:34,301 --> 00:24:36,812 and I thought "Why not marry the guy?" 357 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,027 Nobody walks out on a pretty wedding I set up. 358 00:24:44,194 --> 00:24:46,780 I'm gonna get that girl and set everything straight. 359 00:24:46,947 --> 00:24:52,536 She insulted my town. She insulted my son. 360 00:24:54,663 --> 00:24:56,137 Look, what if we... 361 00:24:56,138 --> 00:24:58,875 Shut up. She insulted my authority. 362 00:25:00,252 --> 00:25:05,841 And that's nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned Communism. 363 00:25:06,008 --> 00:25:07,701 It happens every time one of those 364 00:25:07,702 --> 00:25:09,594 dancers starts poontanging around... 365 00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:11,805 with those show-folk fags. 366 00:25:11,972 --> 00:25:14,766 Halfway down the aisle I said to myself, 367 00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:16,238 "Jesus Christ, what are you doing? His 368 00:25:16,239 --> 00:25:17,477 mother doesn't even have any teeth." 369 00:25:17,644 --> 00:25:20,814 I jumped in this car, and it blew up on the side of the road, 370 00:25:20,981 --> 00:25:24,109 and I ended up in this goddamn aeroplane. What do you do? 371 00:25:24,776 --> 00:25:27,404 I don't remember. 372 00:25:27,571 --> 00:25:32,075 - Oh, are we on the air? - Sort of, yeah. 373 00:25:33,577 --> 00:25:37,205 You think I'm... nuts, don't you? 374 00:25:37,372 --> 00:25:39,791 No, I don't think you're crazy. 375 00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,476 I picked up three brides yesterday, 376 00:25:42,477 --> 00:25:44,504 just like you, very subdued. 377 00:25:44,671 --> 00:25:47,966 Hey, what... what's going on up there? 378 00:25:48,425 --> 00:25:51,053 - Come back, Bandit. - Bandit? 379 00:25:51,219 --> 00:25:54,260 Is that your name or your profession? 380 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:57,225 That's my handle. Bo's my real name. 381 00:25:57,392 --> 00:25:59,895 - What's your name? - Carrie. 382 00:26:00,062 --> 00:26:03,732 Is she wearing a wedding dress? 383 00:26:06,401 --> 00:26:07,819 She was. 384 00:26:07,944 --> 00:26:11,531 What's she wearing now? Come back. 385 00:26:11,698 --> 00:26:14,618 Hey, you got peanut butter or something in your ears? 386 00:26:14,785 --> 00:26:19,081 Tell me what that woman's got on... her mind. 387 00:26:19,956 --> 00:26:21,291 10-4. 388 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:25,379 No coozie's gonna leave me at no church. 389 00:26:25,545 --> 00:26:29,216 Decorating up a whole town at a cost of $40. 390 00:26:29,383 --> 00:26:31,927 Right. 391 00:26:33,136 --> 00:26:38,934 I can see her now, running back up that aisle... 392 00:26:39,101 --> 00:26:42,354 No, she was dancing back up the aisle, 393 00:26:42,562 --> 00:26:45,524 her knockers bouncing all over the joint. 394 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,819 Let go of that wheel. 395 00:26:50,028 --> 00:26:52,864 Why, her ass was wiggling, too. 396 00:26:57,536 --> 00:27:01,206 Why so fast? You're late for a big bowling date? 397 00:27:01,373 --> 00:27:02,916 Cute. 398 00:27:05,585 --> 00:27:10,507 - So, tell me about yourself. - What do you wanna know, my sign? 399 00:27:10,674 --> 00:27:13,709 What do you do besides drive fast? 400 00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:14,720 Have fun. 401 00:27:14,886 --> 00:27:18,265 - Is this fun? - Driving? 402 00:27:18,432 --> 00:27:23,312 - Driving, talking to me. - They're both a challenge. 403 00:27:25,021 --> 00:27:26,927 You've got a great profile. 404 00:27:26,928 --> 00:27:29,818 Yeah, don't I? Especially from the side. 405 00:27:30,485 --> 00:27:32,863 At least we finally agree on something. 406 00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:36,408 Yeah. We both like half my face. 407 00:27:42,372 --> 00:27:45,959 Hey, would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you? 408 00:27:47,419 --> 00:27:49,796 Yes, it would. 409 00:27:49,963 --> 00:27:52,098 He's taking a 10-100. 410 00:27:52,099 --> 00:27:55,719 At least it's better than a 10-200. 411 00:27:59,973 --> 00:28:01,850 - Smokey. - Smokey. 412 00:28:27,376 --> 00:28:31,213 - Is this fun? - I forgot to tell ya. 413 00:28:31,421 --> 00:28:34,800 I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal Coors. 414 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,235 Holy shit. 415 00:28:55,529 --> 00:28:59,408 I don't believe this. Funny, I don't remember that turn. 416 00:28:59,574 --> 00:29:01,415 Bandit, where the hell are you? 417 00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:03,870 I'll be back on the highway in a second. 418 00:29:04,037 --> 00:29:06,289 All right, good buddy. I'll keep my eyes peeled. 419 00:29:20,178 --> 00:29:24,057 - Them things are fabulous. - I think I just went 10-100. 420 00:29:24,224 --> 00:29:28,437 - Well, it's better than 10-200. - That's true. 421 00:29:35,569 --> 00:29:39,614 ♪ Well, the more wheels I got the better I like it ♪ 422 00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:42,051 ♪ I'm the brother of a truck-driving mother ♪ 423 00:29:42,053 --> 00:29:43,995 ♪ boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity ♪ 424 00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:51,710 - Snowman, you got your ears on? - You lucky devil, you got him. 425 00:29:51,918 --> 00:29:55,338 - Where the hell are you? - I'm on a two-lane blacktop. 426 00:29:55,505 --> 00:30:00,010 Highway marker number 71. How's our time doing? 427 00:30:01,053 --> 00:30:03,919 Oh, how are we doing on time? About 428 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,308 25 minutes ahead of schedule. 429 00:30:06,516 --> 00:30:07,585 What's your 20? 430 00:30:07,586 --> 00:30:10,479 I'm about four miles ahead of you, turkey. 431 00:30:10,687 --> 00:30:12,147 Not for long. 432 00:30:12,314 --> 00:30:17,486 - Breaker to the Bandit. - Come on back, Breaker. 433 00:30:18,070 --> 00:30:21,573 Bandit, I've got a smokey report for you. Come on. 434 00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:25,577 - Well, talk to me, good buddy. - You've got trouble coming. 435 00:30:25,744 --> 00:30:29,331 Well, what's your handle, son, and, what's your 20? 436 00:30:29,498 --> 00:30:35,504 My handle's Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbing your ass right now. 437 00:30:37,964 --> 00:30:40,398 Goddamn. That's a Texas Mountie. What 438 00:30:40,399 --> 00:30:42,511 the hell's he doing in Arkansas? 439 00:30:42,677 --> 00:30:46,390 Well, let's just see what he's got under the hood. 440 00:30:46,556 --> 00:30:48,225 Bye-bye, baby. 441 00:31:01,738 --> 00:31:04,074 You smoke much? 442 00:31:04,241 --> 00:31:06,702 I just started. 443 00:31:10,163 --> 00:31:12,362 Cledus, you got your ears on, son? 444 00:31:12,363 --> 00:31:14,501 Oh, bring it on, you lucky devil. 445 00:31:14,668 --> 00:31:16,837 - Coming around you. - Be careful. 446 00:31:17,045 --> 00:31:18,795 You're gonna have to make your own lane, 447 00:31:18,796 --> 00:31:20,674 because you definitely got oncoming traffic 448 00:31:20,841 --> 00:31:22,259 Be careful. Be careful. 449 00:31:29,641 --> 00:31:32,269 Oh, my... Oh, my God. 450 00:31:32,436 --> 00:31:36,314 I'm about to be killed in this... in this moving CB radio show, 451 00:31:36,481 --> 00:31:40,068 and I don't even have a handle. 452 00:31:40,736 --> 00:31:44,948 You want a handle? Ok, I'll think one up for ya. Let's see. 453 00:31:45,115 --> 00:31:47,409 - Oh, I got one for ya. - What? 454 00:31:49,953 --> 00:31:51,997 Just give me a minute here. 455 00:31:53,749 --> 00:31:55,792 He done good, didn't he, Fred? 456 00:32:01,381 --> 00:32:03,216 What? 457 00:32:03,383 --> 00:32:05,135 Frog. 458 00:32:06,303 --> 00:32:07,303 Why? 459 00:32:07,304 --> 00:32:09,431 Because you're always hopping around. 460 00:32:09,598 --> 00:32:14,102 And you're kinda cute like a frog, and... I'd like to jump ya. 461 00:32:17,272 --> 00:32:19,232 Nobody... 462 00:32:19,399 --> 00:32:21,681 Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. 463 00:32:21,682 --> 00:32:24,571 Justice look like a possum's pecker. 464 00:32:24,738 --> 00:32:27,866 - Except for that... - Shut your ass. 465 00:32:31,953 --> 00:32:35,707 - Break for that Bandit One. - Yeah, Snowman, come on back. 466 00:32:35,874 --> 00:32:38,210 That was a Texas bubblegum machine on your back door. 467 00:32:38,377 --> 00:32:41,963 - A Texas bubblegum machine? - Yeah, I saw him. 468 00:32:54,267 --> 00:32:56,677 You ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy 469 00:32:56,678 --> 00:32:58,980 sombitch tried to drive up under my truck. 470 00:32:59,147 --> 00:33:02,109 What's a Texas county Mountie doing in Arkansas? 471 00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:04,903 - I don't know. - I don't know. 472 00:33:05,112 --> 00:33:07,364 I don't know. 473 00:33:07,531 --> 00:33:11,368 - Well, who the hell knows? - I really don't know. 474 00:33:13,745 --> 00:33:16,727 What we're dealing with here is a 475 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:20,252 complete lack of respect for the law. 476 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:24,840 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. 477 00:33:25,006 --> 00:33:28,343 I'm in pursuit of a black Trans Am. 478 00:33:28,552 --> 00:33:33,056 He's all mine, so stay outta the way. 479 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,651 This is Sheriff George Branford of Deeson County, Arkansas. 480 00:33:44,818 --> 00:33:46,537 We are apprised of the situation and 481 00:33:46,538 --> 00:33:48,071 are taking appropriate measures. 482 00:33:48,238 --> 00:33:49,823 Did you say you are a sheriff? 483 00:33:50,031 --> 00:33:53,368 That's a big 10-4. 484 00:33:53,535 --> 00:33:57,414 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas. 485 00:33:57,581 --> 00:34:01,209 Texas? You know, of course, that you're out of your jurisdiction. 486 00:34:01,376 --> 00:34:03,754 I suggest that you let my department handle the situation. 487 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,717 That's very comforting, but I'm in a high-speed pursuit. 488 00:34:08,884 --> 00:34:11,720 - Don't you hear good? - I hear perfectly. 489 00:34:11,887 --> 00:34:14,598 The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. 490 00:34:14,723 --> 00:34:18,393 The goddamn Germans got nothing to do with it. 491 00:34:18,644 --> 00:34:20,645 - What? - Shut up. One shit at a time. 492 00:34:26,943 --> 00:34:31,323 - What do ya see? - We lost him. 493 00:34:39,247 --> 00:34:42,417 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice again. 494 00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:46,004 I lost that Trans Am. Set up a roadblock. 495 00:34:46,213 --> 00:34:48,924 - Good idea. - What the hell you know? 496 00:34:49,091 --> 00:34:52,093 I believe we have the situation well under control, Sheriff. 497 00:34:56,348 --> 00:34:59,059 Breaker, Breaker, looking for the Bandit 498 00:34:59,226 --> 00:35:00,283 You out there, son? 499 00:35:00,284 --> 00:35:02,145 You got the Bandit. Come on back. 500 00:35:02,312 --> 00:35:05,168 My handle's Silver-Tongued Devil. Your fellow 501 00:35:05,169 --> 00:35:07,651 CBers are mighty proud of ya out there. 502 00:35:07,818 --> 00:35:09,820 Thank ya, son. I appreciate it. 503 00:35:09,987 --> 00:35:13,406 Tell me, you coming up on Fayetteville and Interstate 82? 504 00:35:13,573 --> 00:35:15,253 We're almost on top of it. 505 00:35:15,254 --> 00:35:17,953 I got a big bad bear story for you there. 506 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,789 I just rolled past a county Mountie roadblock. 507 00:35:20,956 --> 00:35:25,836 - You are a Silver-Tongued Devil. - That's a big 10-4, good buddy. 508 00:35:26,044 --> 00:35:28,536 Well, you keep your wheels spinning and 509 00:35:28,537 --> 00:35:30,841 the beavers grinning, then. I'm out. 510 00:35:31,049 --> 00:35:33,593 Why, thank you, Officer. 511 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,221 - Classy guy. - Classy guy. 512 00:35:59,911 --> 00:36:02,914 Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock. 513 00:36:03,081 --> 00:36:05,709 You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella. 514 00:36:35,656 --> 00:36:37,800 You know something, Sheriff? If J.W. 515 00:36:37,801 --> 00:36:40,118 don't get out of my way, I'll pass him. 516 00:36:40,285 --> 00:36:42,913 Where? In the woods? 517 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,511 I don't care if your daddy is the mayor. You 518 00:36:45,512 --> 00:36:47,834 wreck this car, it'll come outta your pay. 519 00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:52,089 - Yeah, but he's getting away. - Son, he's not going anywhere. 520 00:36:52,255 --> 00:36:53,692 The Mulberry Bridge has been 521 00:36:53,693 --> 00:36:55,592 dismantled for the past six months. 522 00:37:01,765 --> 00:37:04,059 That's not good. 523 00:37:09,022 --> 00:37:11,400 It would be better with a whole bridge. 524 00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:14,945 And that's worse. 525 00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:21,341 Why don't you drop me off? I'll catch a cab. 526 00:37:21,342 --> 00:37:22,369 Too late now. 527 00:37:34,673 --> 00:37:36,550 We did it. We did it. 528 00:37:47,561 --> 00:37:49,646 See? I didn't wreck it, Sheriff. 529 00:37:52,858 --> 00:37:54,651 We jumped over that bridge. 530 00:37:54,818 --> 00:37:57,654 - Did you see what we did? - Yes, I did. 531 00:37:57,821 --> 00:37:59,755 I wanna jump something else. I wanna 532 00:37:59,756 --> 00:38:01,742 jump a house. I wanna jump something. 533 00:38:01,908 --> 00:38:03,910 Well, jump me. 534 00:38:06,246 --> 00:38:09,749 Honest to God, it wasn't my fault. I stopped. 535 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:10,917 Yeah, right. 536 00:38:11,084 --> 00:38:14,713 Hey, boy, where's Sheriff Branford? 537 00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:18,884 I am Sheriff Branford. 538 00:38:20,135 --> 00:38:24,389 Oh, hey... For some reason or another, 539 00:38:24,598 --> 00:38:28,977 you sounded a little taller on radio. 540 00:38:33,774 --> 00:38:38,070 What the hell is the world coming to? 541 00:38:46,244 --> 00:38:49,623 Sounds good to me, Tower of Power. Listen, buddy... 542 00:38:49,790 --> 00:38:52,292 - What channel we on? - What? 543 00:38:52,459 --> 00:38:56,463 - What channel are we on? - 11. 544 00:38:57,464 --> 00:38:59,049 Snowman, are you out there? 545 00:38:59,257 --> 00:39:01,421 I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing. 546 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,637 What are you all doing, he'n' and she'n'? 547 00:39:03,804 --> 00:39:04,804 Come back. 548 00:39:04,805 --> 00:39:06,598 Oh, we were playing a little bridge. 549 00:39:06,765 --> 00:39:11,728 - How we been doing? - We're losing minutes, son. 550 00:39:11,895 --> 00:39:14,510 If you don't get up here and run me some 551 00:39:14,511 --> 00:39:17,317 interference, we ain't never gonna make it. 552 00:39:17,484 --> 00:39:20,016 I'll drop the dolly off at a choke-and-puke, 553 00:39:20,017 --> 00:39:22,322 and then I'll get right back on the job. 554 00:39:22,489 --> 00:39:25,492 All right. 10-4 on that choke-and-puke. 555 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:28,495 - Oh, by the way, Bandit... - Yeah, guy? 556 00:39:28,662 --> 00:39:30,430 How about bringing me a hamburger for 557 00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:32,291 Fred? I'm beginning to worry about him. 558 00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,609 He's looking a little thin in the skin. 559 00:39:34,610 --> 00:39:35,610 You got 'em. 560 00:39:35,611 --> 00:39:39,256 - Choke-and-puke. - Choke-and-puke. 561 00:39:39,381 --> 00:39:43,093 - That's where I'll get off? - Right. 562 00:39:46,179 --> 00:39:48,640 You oughta give up smoking. That's bad for your health. 563 00:39:48,807 --> 00:39:51,893 But I enjoy it so much. 564 00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:12,831 I guess you can get your ticket over there. 565 00:40:13,248 --> 00:40:15,375 - You got enough money? - Yeah. 566 00:40:15,542 --> 00:40:19,546 I have enough to get to Jersey, walk the rest of the way. 567 00:40:21,715 --> 00:40:26,678 - Hey, thanks. - Oh, it was nothing. 568 00:40:28,096 --> 00:40:31,099 - I'll see you around. - Yeah. 569 00:40:34,269 --> 00:40:36,521 Frog? 570 00:40:38,607 --> 00:40:40,359 You gonna be all right? 571 00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:49,951 Yeah... I'm always all right. 572 00:41:02,506 --> 00:41:04,708 Can I have a couple of cheeseburgers 573 00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:06,552 to go and a glass of iced tea? 574 00:41:14,935 --> 00:41:17,604 How much I owe ya, ma'am? 575 00:41:17,771 --> 00:41:20,232 - A dollar and a half. - Keep the change. 576 00:41:20,399 --> 00:41:24,778 Just keep your eye out for that Mr Bandit bastard. 577 00:41:27,197 --> 00:41:30,464 Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper. 578 00:41:30,465 --> 00:41:33,286 Make it fast. I'm in a goddamn hurry. 579 00:41:33,453 --> 00:41:36,164 - You want something? - A hush puppy, Daddy. 580 00:41:36,373 --> 00:41:41,628 We got no time for that crap. Dumb sombitch. 581 00:41:42,629 --> 00:41:45,882 - Diablo and Doc. - Thank you, nice lady. 582 00:41:46,049 --> 00:41:48,462 You must be in a hell of a hurry, Sheriff? 583 00:41:48,463 --> 00:41:50,178 You bet your ass on that boy. 584 00:41:50,345 --> 00:41:52,997 Oh, you got a little mess there. Let 585 00:41:52,998 --> 00:41:55,434 me help you get that off there... 586 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,979 - Yeah, yeah. Much obliged. - Yeah. 587 00:41:59,146 --> 00:42:02,065 Who ya chasing? Somebody chasing you? 588 00:42:02,232 --> 00:42:03,942 Nobody chasing me, boy. 589 00:42:04,109 --> 00:42:07,045 I been chasing a goddamn maniac all 590 00:42:07,046 --> 00:42:09,573 the way from Texarkana, Texas. 591 00:42:09,739 --> 00:42:12,868 Really? What is he, a bank robber? 592 00:42:13,076 --> 00:42:15,662 Bank robber? 593 00:42:15,829 --> 00:42:18,668 Bank robbing is baby shit alongside 594 00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:20,876 of what this dude is doing. 595 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:24,171 Almost killed 20 law officers. 596 00:42:24,379 --> 00:42:26,643 Driving through people's backyards, 597 00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:28,216 knocking down mailboxes. 598 00:42:28,425 --> 00:42:31,887 He's got a broad in the car, took her across the state line. 599 00:42:32,053 --> 00:42:34,347 That's the Mann Act. 600 00:42:34,556 --> 00:42:37,851 I don't think he's got her permission, and that's kidnapping. 601 00:42:38,018 --> 00:42:40,854 - How's that for high jinks? - Yeah. 602 00:42:43,231 --> 00:42:45,650 - What I owe? - Oh, let me pay for it. 603 00:42:45,859 --> 00:42:48,424 You're an officer of the law. I'd be honoured. 604 00:42:48,425 --> 00:42:49,425 Much obliged. 605 00:42:49,446 --> 00:42:51,382 Where's the can? I gotta take a squirt. 606 00:42:51,383 --> 00:42:52,949 Right back there. Just used it. 607 00:42:58,455 --> 00:43:01,625 Hey. Hey. What are you doing in my car? 608 00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:04,419 - You're going the wrong way I... - Oh. 609 00:43:05,003 --> 00:43:06,880 - Hang on. - What the hell are ya doing? 610 00:43:07,047 --> 00:43:10,092 - Sheriff Justice is in there. - I know. I know. 611 00:43:18,016 --> 00:43:20,644 - Thank you, nice lady. - Sure thing. 612 00:43:26,358 --> 00:43:28,318 Yoo-hoo. Sheriff. 613 00:43:33,073 --> 00:43:34,866 Oh, boy. 614 00:43:37,077 --> 00:43:39,454 Nice ass. 615 00:43:46,753 --> 00:43:49,381 I didn't want to be dumped at any old truck stop. 616 00:43:49,548 --> 00:43:53,635 - I wanted to stay with you. - Well, why didn't you ask? 617 00:43:53,802 --> 00:43:57,806 You might've said no, and I have a hard time handling rejections. 618 00:44:40,766 --> 00:44:43,769 We're gaining on 'em. 619 00:44:43,936 --> 00:44:47,606 I think it'd be a good idea if we changed places, don't you? 620 00:44:47,773 --> 00:44:49,719 You be a passenger for a while now. 621 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,610 Up, up... I'll just slide right... 622 00:44:51,777 --> 00:44:54,780 - Oh, you got my hair. - Sorry. I'll slide right under. 623 00:44:54,947 --> 00:44:56,947 Ooh, I don't know. Wait. Wait. Wait. 624 00:44:56,948 --> 00:44:58,075 I got it. I got it. 625 00:44:58,241 --> 00:44:59,659 - Wait a minute. - Wait a minute. 626 00:44:59,826 --> 00:45:02,245 Hold it. I'm stuck here. This is not working. 627 00:45:02,454 --> 00:45:04,042 I got my foot on the... 628 00:45:04,043 --> 00:45:06,583 Goddamn it. I seen it in the movies. 629 00:45:16,593 --> 00:45:19,262 Oh, my God. 630 00:45:19,888 --> 00:45:23,725 Duck, or you're gonna be talking outta your ass. 631 00:45:30,524 --> 00:45:35,112 - Daddy, the top came off. - No shit Snowman. 632 00:45:42,619 --> 00:45:45,122 How are your vocal cords? 633 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:49,960 Well, my vocal cords are fine. I'm a little worried about Fred now. 634 00:45:50,127 --> 00:45:52,657 He's been gnawing everything, barking and 635 00:45:52,658 --> 00:45:55,549 screaming. He's turned into a stalk of bananas. 636 00:45:55,716 --> 00:45:56,808 What's your 20? 637 00:45:56,809 --> 00:45:59,636 About 16 miles this side of Mississippi. 638 00:45:59,803 --> 00:46:03,807 Whoa, hold it. I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak. 639 00:46:03,974 --> 00:46:08,061 This place is crawling with bears. Where the hell are you? Come back. 640 00:46:08,228 --> 00:46:10,896 I'm still trying to get rid of that Texas County 641 00:46:10,897 --> 00:46:13,400 Mountie. I don't know what the hell he wants. 642 00:46:13,567 --> 00:46:16,095 You know what he wants. How would you like 643 00:46:16,096 --> 00:46:18,447 to be the dude that handcuffs a legend? 644 00:46:18,614 --> 00:46:21,251 Give me five minutes, we'll put some moves 645 00:46:21,252 --> 00:46:23,827 on that mother. I'll meet ya at Old Miss. 646 00:46:23,994 --> 00:46:25,550 You'd better hurry, or we can just 647 00:46:25,551 --> 00:46:27,289 kiss that money goodbye. Understand? 648 00:46:27,456 --> 00:46:29,750 I read you loud and clear. 10-4. 649 00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:33,879 You got the one Snowman. I'm eastbound and down. 650 00:46:34,046 --> 00:46:36,840 We gone, killer. 651 00:46:47,476 --> 00:46:50,812 That's the way I wanna go out. Hey, man, watch it. 652 00:46:54,191 --> 00:46:57,402 - What the hell was that? - A left, or half a 'u'. 653 00:46:57,569 --> 00:47:00,197 Well, please don't do it any more. 654 00:47:02,657 --> 00:47:06,703 Hey, you know who that was? Check this out. 655 00:47:06,870 --> 00:47:09,414 Bandit, this here's the Grave Robber. 656 00:47:09,581 --> 00:47:12,184 Put the pedal to the metal, and we'll hold 657 00:47:12,185 --> 00:47:14,544 this county Mountie as long as we can. 658 00:47:14,711 --> 00:47:17,297 - Well, go, girl, go. - I'm going. I'm going. 659 00:47:17,506 --> 00:47:20,509 I've got the metal to the pedal, and the thing to the floor... 660 00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:50,956 Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he? 661 00:47:51,164 --> 00:47:53,834 If they had cremated the son of a bitch, 662 00:47:54,042 --> 00:47:56,366 I could've been kicking that Mr 663 00:47:56,367 --> 00:47:59,214 Bandit's ass around the moon by now. 664 00:48:14,729 --> 00:48:16,982 Hold my hat. 665 00:48:17,149 --> 00:48:18,469 My hat blew off, Daddy. 666 00:48:18,470 --> 00:48:20,527 I hope your goddamn head was in it. 667 00:48:23,906 --> 00:48:26,491 - Ok. We're gonna switch. - Ok. 668 00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:30,704 I'm coming over underneath you. You just slide right on over. 669 00:48:30,912 --> 00:48:33,415 I think I'm in love with your belt buckle. 670 00:48:38,086 --> 00:48:40,881 Close. Colourful, but close. 671 00:48:51,141 --> 00:48:54,227 I like this seat better anyway. 672 00:48:54,353 --> 00:48:56,938 Yes, have a smoke. It seems to help. 673 00:48:57,856 --> 00:48:59,775 Come on, defence. 674 00:49:01,401 --> 00:49:03,028 Come on, Billy Ray, get tough. 675 00:49:03,195 --> 00:49:06,531 You know, I wanted to be a high-fashion model once. 676 00:49:06,698 --> 00:49:11,828 But, hell, how long can you model clothes for 8-year-old? Boys. 677 00:49:11,995 --> 00:49:16,083 Besides that my cheeks were too fat. These cheeks, these. 678 00:49:17,834 --> 00:49:20,337 Aarghhh. 679 00:49:21,254 --> 00:49:23,638 Oh, my goodness, we're airborne here. 680 00:49:23,639 --> 00:49:24,639 Jesus Christ. 681 00:49:24,841 --> 00:49:26,554 Oh, look, a football game. 682 00:49:26,555 --> 00:49:29,429 There's kids. For Christ's sake, watch out. 683 00:49:29,596 --> 00:49:33,308 - Don't hit the kids. - Get your hands off my wheel. 684 00:49:33,475 --> 00:49:36,019 Lean to the left, lean to the right... 685 00:49:46,947 --> 00:49:51,618 Stand up there and see if you can see where the hell they went. 686 00:49:52,327 --> 00:49:53,801 Can you see anything? 687 00:49:53,802 --> 00:49:56,748 It's a football game. Can we watch, Daddy? 688 00:49:56,915 --> 00:49:59,381 You stay and watch. I'm going back. 689 00:49:59,382 --> 00:50:00,419 But, Daddy... 690 00:50:06,842 --> 00:50:10,804 ♪ Bandit, you're reckless and you live much too hard ♪ 691 00:50:10,971 --> 00:50:13,724 Oughta be in Nashville. 692 00:50:13,890 --> 00:50:17,436 Snowman, are ya out there, son? What's your 20? Where are you? 693 00:50:18,562 --> 00:50:22,691 I'm at mile marker 85. Come back. 694 00:50:22,899 --> 00:50:25,777 Son-of-a-gun. So am I. 695 00:50:29,114 --> 00:50:33,535 Well, damned if ya ain't. Damned if ya ain't. 696 00:50:53,430 --> 00:50:55,640 Cledus... This is Frog. 697 00:50:55,807 --> 00:50:58,518 Hello, Frog. I want you to meet Fred, Frog. 698 00:50:58,727 --> 00:51:02,230 - This is for Fred. - Frog, feed Fred. 699 00:51:02,397 --> 00:51:03,740 What's wrong with you? You were gonna 700 00:51:03,741 --> 00:51:04,941 dump the chick at the truck stop. 701 00:51:05,108 --> 00:51:06,823 I ran into complications. 702 00:51:06,824 --> 00:51:09,237 You always run into complications. 703 00:51:09,404 --> 00:51:12,574 Always the same, some chick. We ain't doing good time. 704 00:51:12,741 --> 00:51:16,286 - What are we yapping for? - It's the chick. 705 00:51:18,997 --> 00:51:21,375 Switch down to the next channel, right? 706 00:51:21,376 --> 00:51:22,376 Yeah. 707 00:51:23,335 --> 00:51:26,421 Hey, Bandit? Nice ass. 708 00:51:26,588 --> 00:51:28,966 - Thanks a lot. - Thanks a lot. 709 00:51:38,558 --> 00:51:43,188 All right Fred. Come on. Let's go, boy. Come on. 710 00:51:43,355 --> 00:51:45,732 Fred, I'm tired of picking you up... Fred. 711 00:51:49,444 --> 00:51:53,365 - Did Cledus call you a legend? - Huh. 712 00:51:54,241 --> 00:51:55,513 Why? 713 00:51:55,514 --> 00:51:59,329 Well, I used to do some crazy things. 714 00:51:59,496 --> 00:52:01,456 - I used to. - Oh. 715 00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:06,712 So did I. 716 00:52:06,837 --> 00:52:11,883 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 717 00:52:12,092 --> 00:52:14,636 One, two... I'm a gypsy... four. 718 00:52:14,845 --> 00:52:17,257 That's someone who goes from chorus line 719 00:52:17,258 --> 00:52:19,433 to chorus line... six, seven, eight. 720 00:52:21,476 --> 00:52:25,011 You know, I was on Broadway once. 721 00:52:25,012 --> 00:52:26,189 Really? 722 00:52:26,398 --> 00:52:29,067 - For almost 12 minutes. - Oh. 723 00:52:29,234 --> 00:52:31,820 The show closed the first night. 724 00:52:31,987 --> 00:52:35,235 But, God, I was so good. You shoulda 725 00:52:35,236 --> 00:52:37,868 seen me. You'd have loved me. 726 00:52:44,082 --> 00:52:48,045 What do you do? Straight. 727 00:52:51,923 --> 00:52:57,471 I just go from place to place and... do what I do best. 728 00:52:58,263 --> 00:53:01,433 - What's that? - Show off. 729 00:53:05,479 --> 00:53:08,732 Yeah. You do do that well. 730 00:53:11,985 --> 00:53:13,987 You do. 731 00:53:15,197 --> 00:53:18,158 So do I. Five, six, seven, eight. 732 00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:22,204 - For almost 12 minutes. - Oh, shut up. 733 00:53:24,831 --> 00:53:27,238 Come here, Fred. Come here, boy. Fred, 734 00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,336 don't you make me come after you. 735 00:53:30,128 --> 00:53:33,840 Get over here, Fred. Come here. 736 00:53:34,007 --> 00:53:36,695 I'm in a hurry, and you want to swim. 737 00:53:36,696 --> 00:53:38,887 You're driving me crazy, Fred. 738 00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:45,657 What is the matter with you, Fred? 739 00:53:45,658 --> 00:53:49,022 That's it for you and the truck driving. 740 00:53:57,489 --> 00:54:00,867 Look, I've got to go 10-100. Could I have a dime? 741 00:54:01,034 --> 00:54:04,746 - Crawl under. - Terrific 742 00:54:04,913 --> 00:54:07,416 "Crawl under." 743 00:54:14,214 --> 00:54:18,176 - Trans Am. What's your pleasure? - Fill it up, my man. 744 00:54:19,511 --> 00:54:21,888 Gimme that talker. 745 00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:27,436 Hello? Mr Bandit? 746 00:54:28,478 --> 00:54:31,398 Would you just happen to be listening out there? 747 00:54:31,565 --> 00:54:33,316 Can you hear me, boy? 748 00:54:35,652 --> 00:54:38,155 This is the Bandit. Who've I got at that end? 749 00:54:38,864 --> 00:54:42,242 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas. 750 00:54:42,409 --> 00:54:45,787 Well, hot damn. Welcome to Mississippi, Sheriff. 751 00:54:45,954 --> 00:54:47,581 Thank you, Mr Bandit. 752 00:54:47,748 --> 00:54:52,461 And I got a big welcome waiting for you when I get you back home, 753 00:54:52,627 --> 00:54:54,421 you sombitch. 754 00:54:54,588 --> 00:54:56,632 Don't you cuss on this here radio. 755 00:54:56,798 --> 00:55:01,511 I apologise to all the friendly folk who are listening. 756 00:55:01,678 --> 00:55:06,183 Now hear this, you tick turd: I'm gonna get you. 757 00:55:06,350 --> 00:55:11,229 I didn't come all the way this far to go home with empty pockets. 758 00:55:11,396 --> 00:55:14,858 I been meaning to ask you that. How come you're following me? 759 00:55:15,067 --> 00:55:18,654 I'd be delighted to tell you, Mr Bandit. 760 00:55:18,862 --> 00:55:23,325 You see, when I get you back home, 761 00:55:23,492 --> 00:55:27,371 I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the country, 762 00:55:27,537 --> 00:55:32,292 and then I'm gonna hang you from it 763 00:55:32,417 --> 00:55:34,961 - Sheriff? - I'm listening. 764 00:55:35,170 --> 00:55:37,923 Do the letters F.O. mean anything to you? 765 00:55:41,802 --> 00:55:44,221 Smart Aleck. 766 00:55:46,306 --> 00:55:48,642 You keep this one for yourself. 767 00:55:48,809 --> 00:55:53,647 - Have a smooth ride, Mr Bandit. - Thank you, partner. 768 00:55:58,110 --> 00:55:59,861 Oof. 769 00:56:04,616 --> 00:56:06,326 Snowman, I'm right beside you. 770 00:56:06,493 --> 00:56:09,538 Looks like we got a clear shot all the way to the 'Bama state line. 771 00:56:09,705 --> 00:56:14,417 Oh, a clear shot? I'm gonna believe that when I see it 772 00:56:14,584 --> 00:56:19,423 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice putting out an all-point advisory. 773 00:56:19,589 --> 00:56:24,636 That black Trans Am is now headed toward Alabama. 774 00:56:25,470 --> 00:56:28,098 What happened, Daddy? 775 00:56:28,306 --> 00:56:31,393 Get back in the goddamn car. 776 00:56:35,439 --> 00:56:37,725 You know who I feel has revolutionised 777 00:56:37,726 --> 00:56:39,484 the American musical theatre? 778 00:56:39,651 --> 00:56:42,613 - Stephen Sondheim. - Yeah? 779 00:56:42,779 --> 00:56:45,449 - Who's that? - Stephen Sondheim? 780 00:56:45,657 --> 00:56:47,716 Does he do a lot of musicals and stuff? 781 00:56:47,717 --> 00:56:48,717 Yeah. 782 00:56:48,744 --> 00:56:50,884 He ever do anything with Brenda Lee? 783 00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:51,885 Does she dance? 784 00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:54,158 She spins. She's a little spinner. 785 00:56:54,159 --> 00:56:55,876 Oh, they were a good group. 786 00:56:56,042 --> 00:56:58,045 - The Spinners were good. Yeah. - Yeah. 787 00:56:58,211 --> 00:57:00,422 Have you ever been in any plays? 788 00:57:00,589 --> 00:57:04,384 Holy shit. We got a lot of company up there. 789 00:57:04,551 --> 00:57:06,595 A lot of company. 790 00:57:06,762 --> 00:57:10,098 - Sarge, here he comes. - Yeah, I got eyes. 791 00:57:22,277 --> 00:57:26,114 - Are you ready, Roy? - I was born ready. 792 00:57:26,281 --> 00:57:28,325 Don't just stand there. Go get him. 793 00:57:28,533 --> 00:57:31,348 Drives pretty good, don't he, Sarge? 794 00:57:31,349 --> 00:57:33,080 We'll see about that. 795 00:57:51,181 --> 00:57:55,060 - Sarge, you ok? - You see me moving, don't ya? 796 00:58:15,497 --> 00:58:18,875 Wanna do a little pond hopping, Frog? 797 00:58:18,876 --> 00:58:20,001 Swell. 798 00:59:30,030 --> 00:59:32,949 Now, I know you're in a little distress here, 799 00:59:33,116 --> 00:59:36,078 but did you see a black Trans Am go by? 800 00:59:36,244 --> 00:59:39,331 He caused all of this, the Bandit. Ain't he something? 801 00:59:40,916 --> 00:59:44,127 The Bandit ain't nothing. He's a mental case. 802 00:59:49,424 --> 00:59:51,552 Good shit. 803 00:59:52,636 --> 00:59:55,263 Banzai. 804 00:59:59,142 --> 01:00:01,853 I saw that you sombitch. 805 01:00:02,020 --> 01:00:04,064 You did that on purpose. 806 01:00:04,272 --> 01:00:06,650 You're going away till you're grey. 807 01:00:06,817 --> 01:00:09,319 I got the evidence. Put the evidence in the car. 808 01:00:09,486 --> 01:00:13,281 - But, Daddy... - Put the evidence in the car. 809 01:00:13,448 --> 01:00:18,537 I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses. 810 01:00:25,001 --> 01:00:27,671 Put the evidence in the back. 811 01:00:35,345 --> 01:00:39,057 There's no way, no way... 812 01:00:39,266 --> 01:00:42,978 that you could come from my loins. 813 01:00:44,271 --> 01:00:47,245 When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna 814 01:00:47,246 --> 01:00:49,735 do is punch your mama in the mouth. 815 01:00:59,369 --> 01:01:03,165 I'll be with you in a moment, young man. 816 01:01:03,332 --> 01:01:07,627 Bandit, honey, this is the Good Witch of the North speaking. 817 01:01:07,836 --> 01:01:10,339 You'd better not come this way. 818 01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:14,968 There's been a little fender bender here on 64. 819 01:01:15,135 --> 01:01:18,638 - Snowman, you copy that? - Yeah, I got a four on that. 820 01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:21,516 That'll work for me, because I need to pull off, 821 01:01:21,683 --> 01:01:24,353 suck up a little go-go juice and put some groceries down my neck. 822 01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:26,104 You all be careful and I'll catch ya later. 823 01:01:26,313 --> 01:01:28,744 One Snowman. I'm playing on the side. 824 01:01:28,745 --> 01:01:30,567 We'll be 10-10 on the side. 825 01:01:30,734 --> 01:01:34,404 Lady, don't you know you're supposed to signal? 826 01:01:34,571 --> 01:01:36,406 Oh? Really? 827 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:51,797 ♪ They call you the Bandit ♪ 828 01:01:51,963 --> 01:01:56,635 ♪ An outlaw untamed ♪ 829 01:01:56,843 --> 01:02:01,473 ♪ Shackled only by freedom ♪ 830 01:02:01,890 --> 01:02:04,518 ♪ You wear no man's chain ♪ 831 01:02:04,685 --> 01:02:09,064 We got some time. You wanna stretch your legs, Frog? 832 01:02:09,231 --> 01:02:11,650 ♪ Some say they despise you ♪ 833 01:02:12,651 --> 01:02:17,614 ♪ Well, maybe they do ♪ 834 01:02:17,781 --> 01:02:22,327 ♪ But deep down inside them ♪ 835 01:02:22,494 --> 01:02:28,834 ♪ I bet they wish they were you ♪ 836 01:02:44,433 --> 01:02:45,934 Fill her up, hoss. 837 01:02:46,101 --> 01:02:49,896 Come on, Frederick. Come on, boy, my boy. 838 01:02:50,063 --> 01:02:53,358 Let's go get some of Lamar's greasy spoon. 839 01:02:53,525 --> 01:02:57,446 I'm gonna put you on a diet Fred. Mercy. 840 01:02:59,447 --> 01:03:04,494 Come on, Fred. Come on, boy. 841 01:03:04,661 --> 01:03:06,872 Inside. 842 01:03:07,039 --> 01:03:09,249 Come on, boy. 843 01:03:09,416 --> 01:03:12,210 Lamar, surprise. Look who's here. 844 01:03:12,419 --> 01:03:14,379 - I knew you was coming. - Hi, Snowman. 845 01:03:14,546 --> 01:03:17,549 What do you mean, you knew I was coming? 846 01:03:17,716 --> 01:03:22,679 (COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING) 847 01:03:24,431 --> 01:03:26,767 Lamar, you're rotten to the core, you know that. 848 01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:29,728 About as rotten as that food you've been poisoning me with... 849 01:03:29,895 --> 01:03:31,190 How many do you want? 850 01:03:31,191 --> 01:03:33,273 I don't know. Fix the same thing. 851 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,692 Just cook the onions this time. 852 01:03:36,610 --> 01:03:40,197 - How have you been, Sugar Bear? - Pretty good. You, Snowman? 853 01:03:40,364 --> 01:03:43,241 Oh, pretty good, considering the shape I'm in. 854 01:03:43,408 --> 01:03:48,080 Say hello to Waynette. Looks like old Fred's getting fat. 855 01:03:48,288 --> 01:03:50,218 Yeah, tell me about it. It damn sure ain't 856 01:03:50,219 --> 01:03:51,833 from eating the food at this joint. 857 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,212 - Tell me about that. - I know it. 858 01:03:55,379 --> 01:03:59,508 By the way, where did you get all them warthogs back there? 859 01:03:59,675 --> 01:04:02,385 Damn if I know. They slid in here a little while ago. 860 01:04:02,511 --> 01:04:05,263 I'm gonna slide on out. Catch you later, Snowman. 861 01:04:05,472 --> 01:04:08,600 Yeah, why don't you just leave me? 862 01:04:08,767 --> 01:04:10,143 Yes, operator? 863 01:04:10,310 --> 01:04:14,231 This is a collect call from Cledus Snow. 864 01:04:15,232 --> 01:04:18,777 No, I am not Hank Snow's brother. No. 865 01:04:21,905 --> 01:04:23,824 Hey, sugarbabe, how you doing? 866 01:04:27,661 --> 01:04:30,497 - Could I ask you something? - Sure. 867 01:04:32,791 --> 01:04:36,712 Do you think we have anything in common? 868 01:04:36,878 --> 01:04:40,882 Besides being chased around the country in that feckuckteh car? 869 01:04:41,091 --> 01:04:43,552 Yeah. 870 01:04:44,261 --> 01:04:46,304 Like what? 871 01:04:46,471 --> 01:04:49,766 Have you ever seen the Broadway show Chorus Line? 872 01:04:49,933 --> 01:04:52,436 No. 873 01:04:52,603 --> 01:04:55,897 You like Elton John? 874 01:04:56,398 --> 01:04:58,108 No. 875 01:04:59,651 --> 01:05:03,030 - Do you know who Casey Tibbs is? - Baseball player. 876 01:05:03,196 --> 01:05:07,617 - Close. Richard Petty? - No. 877 01:05:07,951 --> 01:05:11,622 - Waylon Jennings? No. - No. 878 01:05:13,624 --> 01:05:15,500 When you tell somebody something, 879 01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:16,806 it depends on what part of the 880 01:05:16,807 --> 01:05:18,211 United States you're standing in... 881 01:05:18,378 --> 01:05:21,006 as to just how dumb you are. 882 01:05:25,469 --> 01:05:29,056 Mr Bandit, you have a lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit. 883 01:05:29,222 --> 01:05:33,769 And you have a unique way with the English language, Miss Frog. 884 01:05:37,230 --> 01:05:41,985 ♪ Bandit steals a lady's heart ♪ 885 01:05:42,152 --> 01:05:45,405 ♪ With only a smile ♪ 886 01:05:46,031 --> 01:05:48,752 Don't you take that hat off for anything? 887 01:05:48,753 --> 01:05:49,753 Sure. 888 01:05:49,826 --> 01:05:52,996 I take it off for one thing, and one thing only. 889 01:05:53,163 --> 01:05:57,918 ♪ And you live much too hard ♪ 890 01:05:58,085 --> 01:05:59,961 ♪ Bandit, you're the joker ♪ 891 01:06:00,128 --> 01:06:03,382 If we were lost on a desert island together... 892 01:06:03,383 --> 01:06:04,466 Yes? 893 01:06:04,633 --> 01:06:11,431 Do you think we'd get along and talk and... things? 894 01:06:12,349 --> 01:06:14,518 Sure. 895 01:06:14,685 --> 01:06:16,603 Yeah, we'd get along. 896 01:06:16,770 --> 01:06:19,767 It'd never be boring, I can tell you 897 01:06:19,768 --> 01:06:22,359 that. It would never be boring. 898 01:06:23,694 --> 01:06:27,072 Take your hat off. 899 01:06:28,281 --> 01:06:31,034 If you want to. 900 01:06:31,201 --> 01:06:36,540 ♪ They call you the Bandit ♪ 901 01:06:36,707 --> 01:06:39,167 I want to. 902 01:06:42,337 --> 01:06:47,259 ♪ They call you the Bandit ♪ 903 01:06:47,426 --> 01:06:51,763 ♪ They call you the Bandit ♪ 904 01:07:02,691 --> 01:07:05,726 No. Honey, we'll be home in a little while. 905 01:07:05,727 --> 01:07:06,737 Hey. 906 01:07:07,237 --> 01:07:10,198 Is this your goddamn mutt? 907 01:07:11,742 --> 01:07:15,412 Honey, I got... I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta go... Bye. 908 01:07:16,330 --> 01:07:20,750 - Yeah, that's my dog. Yeah. - Well, he just bit me. 909 01:07:20,917 --> 01:07:24,254 - Fred. Come here, Fred. - I said... He just bit me. 910 01:07:24,463 --> 01:07:26,240 Put the son of a bitch out of his misery. 911 01:07:26,241 --> 01:07:27,241 Let's roast him. 912 01:07:27,242 --> 01:07:29,968 - That's not a bad idea. - Eat him. 913 01:07:30,135 --> 01:07:32,609 I don't think Fred bit you, mister. 914 01:07:32,610 --> 01:07:35,015 Fred absolutely don't like grease. 915 01:07:41,062 --> 01:07:45,025 Gearjammer, huh? King of the road, huh? 916 01:07:50,697 --> 01:07:54,034 - It's time to get out. - That's a big 10-4. 917 01:08:44,668 --> 01:08:47,796 How much do I owe you, Billy? 918 01:08:47,963 --> 01:08:48,963 73... 84. 919 01:08:48,964 --> 01:08:51,883 Never mind, just keep the change. 920 01:08:52,050 --> 01:08:55,804 Sorry what happened, Snowman. 921 01:08:56,346 --> 01:08:59,349 It's ok, Lamar. 922 01:09:26,293 --> 01:09:28,128 Far out. 923 01:09:33,383 --> 01:09:35,886 What the hell is this, a drive-in movie? 924 01:09:40,098 --> 01:09:43,393 Get off there, you schnauzer's tit. 925 01:10:03,747 --> 01:10:05,798 How do, Officer. My name's... 926 01:10:05,799 --> 01:10:08,710 I don't care if it's Broderick Crawford. 927 01:10:08,877 --> 01:10:11,083 Don't you know you can't drive a piece 928 01:10:11,084 --> 01:10:13,006 of shit like that on the highway? 929 01:10:13,131 --> 01:10:16,843 I'll thank you not to use that kind of language in my presence. 930 01:10:17,010 --> 01:10:20,889 Never mind that crap. What the hell is this? 931 01:10:21,932 --> 01:10:24,810 - This is evidence. - Evidence? 932 01:10:25,018 --> 01:10:27,822 I don't care what it is. You can't drive 933 01:10:27,823 --> 01:10:30,148 this piece of shit on my highway. 934 01:10:30,315 --> 01:10:33,026 I'm telling you for the last time. 935 01:10:33,235 --> 01:10:35,612 I have my young son in the car, and I 936 01:10:35,613 --> 01:10:37,989 don't wanna hear that kinda language. 937 01:10:38,156 --> 01:10:41,973 Look. I'm asking you one single, goddamn... 938 01:10:41,974 --> 01:10:43,245 Hold it. 939 01:10:43,662 --> 01:10:45,998 Hold it. 940 01:10:46,165 --> 01:10:50,085 Don't you ever, ever raise your voice to me. 941 01:10:50,252 --> 01:10:52,254 Do you know who you're talking to? 942 01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:55,590 I happen to be Buford T. Justice, 943 01:10:55,757 --> 01:10:59,553 a distinguished officer of over 30 years' seniority. 944 01:10:59,761 --> 01:11:03,098 One of the most highly respected law-enforcement agents... 945 01:11:03,265 --> 01:11:06,685 in the United States of America. 946 01:11:06,894 --> 01:11:11,940 That vehicle happens to be evidence, valuable evidence, 947 01:11:12,148 --> 01:11:17,404 that's going to convict a maniac that I've been trying to apprehend 948 01:11:17,571 --> 01:11:21,617 and that I have been in high-speed pursuit of 949 01:11:21,783 --> 01:11:23,869 for 700 miles. 950 01:11:25,787 --> 01:11:29,958 He is wanted for the Mann Act, kidnapping 951 01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:35,380 and the attempted murder of over 20 brother officers. 952 01:11:41,053 --> 01:11:45,933 Sir, I'm sorry. I had no idea. 953 01:11:47,059 --> 01:11:49,843 It never occurred to me... Well, please, 954 01:11:49,844 --> 01:11:52,355 sir, you proceed immediately, and... 955 01:11:52,522 --> 01:11:55,275 I hope you'll accept my apologies for my profanity. 956 01:11:56,610 --> 01:12:02,491 - Apology accepted. - Now... 957 01:12:10,541 --> 01:12:13,752 How about you, Bandit? You copy this Snowman? Come on. 958 01:12:13,919 --> 01:12:16,046 I got ya, son. Come on back. 959 01:12:16,254 --> 01:12:18,425 You ain't gonna believe this, but I 960 01:12:18,426 --> 01:12:20,717 just did my imitation of Joe Palooka. 961 01:12:20,884 --> 01:12:24,054 I went a few rounds with some dudes at this eat-'em-up joint. 962 01:12:24,221 --> 01:12:28,809 Oh, I believe anything you tell me. How'd ya do, same as always? 963 01:12:28,976 --> 01:12:32,520 Yeah, about normal. I lost. 964 01:12:32,646 --> 01:12:35,916 We also lost a lot of valuable time. 965 01:12:35,917 --> 01:12:38,568 We gonna really have to cook. 966 01:12:38,777 --> 01:12:43,073 - Is that a 10-4? - That's a big 10-4. 967 01:12:53,416 --> 01:12:57,629 Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... 968 01:12:57,796 --> 01:12:59,464 named Robert Crumly. 969 01:12:59,631 --> 01:13:02,322 We were together... eight and a half 970 01:13:02,323 --> 01:13:05,304 days. God, I really thought that was it. 971 01:13:05,470 --> 01:13:06,930 And? 972 01:13:07,097 --> 01:13:10,392 One day I came home and found him in the shower... 973 01:13:10,559 --> 01:13:13,479 with a girl... and her mother. 974 01:13:13,645 --> 01:13:17,274 Well, at least he kept it in the family. 975 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:28,118 You have a wonderful way of putting things. 976 01:13:28,285 --> 01:13:31,371 - So did he. - Oh, yes. 977 01:13:35,584 --> 01:13:38,795 Breaker one-nine. This is the Bandit 978 01:13:39,004 --> 01:13:42,299 I'm looking for a west-bounder on highway 85. 979 01:13:42,466 --> 01:13:44,760 I need a smokey report, and I need it bad, son. 980 01:13:44,885 --> 01:13:48,764 This is Foxy Lady, Bandit. We heard you were coming by, 981 01:13:48,972 --> 01:13:51,683 and we decided we'd take care of those bears for you. 982 01:13:51,850 --> 01:13:54,838 You know, a little "personalised service". 983 01:13:54,839 --> 01:13:56,897 Send me the bill, Foxy Lady. 984 01:13:57,105 --> 01:14:00,442 Better yet, why don't you come by and pay up in person? 985 01:14:01,401 --> 01:14:05,572 I'll catch you on the flip side, darling. I'm too pooped to pop. 986 01:14:05,739 --> 01:14:07,449 - Daddy, listen. - Shut up. 987 01:14:07,616 --> 01:14:09,618 But I'm just ahead of you. 988 01:14:09,826 --> 01:14:12,621 I'm at mile marker 86. Come on by, Bandit. 989 01:14:12,788 --> 01:14:14,790 All right you talked me into it. 990 01:14:14,957 --> 01:14:19,336 Now I got that sombitch, and I got him with his fly open. 991 01:14:21,421 --> 01:14:25,884 - What do we do when we get home? - Go to bed. For a week. 992 01:14:26,051 --> 01:14:28,261 Good idea. 993 01:14:28,428 --> 01:14:32,641 - And sleep. - Wanna bet? 994 01:14:33,851 --> 01:14:37,062 Orville, you seen that new waitress at the diner, Arlene? 995 01:14:37,229 --> 01:14:40,982 - She's got some nice legs. - I'd like to take a run on her. 996 01:14:41,191 --> 01:14:42,932 Oh, man, what are you talking about? 997 01:14:42,933 --> 01:14:43,933 I'm telling ya. 998 01:14:43,934 --> 01:14:48,323 Let me tell you something about that. She makes herself... 999 01:14:49,741 --> 01:14:53,203 - Feel lucky? - Let's get him. 1000 01:14:56,790 --> 01:15:00,001 This is car four. We're in pursuit of the black Trans Am. 1001 01:15:00,168 --> 01:15:02,796 It's the Bandit 1002 01:15:10,929 --> 01:15:14,725 ♪ Eastbound and down loaded up and trucking ♪ 1003 01:15:14,933 --> 01:15:18,228 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 1004 01:15:18,395 --> 01:15:22,357 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 1005 01:15:22,524 --> 01:15:26,153 ♪ I'm eastbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 1006 01:15:26,319 --> 01:15:28,071 Oh, shit. 1007 01:15:33,785 --> 01:15:35,871 Breaker one-nine. Breaker one-nine. 1008 01:15:36,788 --> 01:15:39,666 I see a portable gas station ahead of me. Do you copy? 1009 01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:42,438 Is this Bandit? This is Mr B., gearjamming 1010 01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:44,921 this rolling refinery. You got a smokey? 1011 01:15:45,088 --> 01:15:47,142 This is the Bandit, son. Can we 1012 01:15:47,143 --> 01:15:49,593 slide right into your convoy there? 1013 01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:52,471 Come ahead, Bandit. We'll slip you into the 1014 01:15:52,472 --> 01:15:55,182 rocking chair, play a little hide-and-seek. 1015 01:15:55,307 --> 01:15:58,936 The welcome mat is out, and you're coming home. 1016 01:15:59,102 --> 01:16:01,104 10-4. 1017 01:16:02,314 --> 01:16:04,097 We're going in the rocking chair, honey. 1018 01:16:04,098 --> 01:16:05,098 Good. 1019 01:16:09,821 --> 01:16:14,159 Trucks, I love 'em. I love 'em. 1020 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:21,791 This is not a convoy. This is a dream. 1021 01:16:30,801 --> 01:16:32,882 They can see right down into this car. 1022 01:16:32,883 --> 01:16:33,887 Well, so what? 1023 01:16:34,054 --> 01:16:36,005 That's why I used to love to drive those 1024 01:16:36,006 --> 01:16:37,766 trucks, darling. Spot those beavers. 1025 01:16:42,312 --> 01:16:44,954 Safe as in your mother's womb, darling. 1026 01:16:44,955 --> 01:16:46,024 Is that right? 1027 01:16:46,191 --> 01:16:48,110 ♪ Son, never mind them brakes ♪ 1028 01:16:48,235 --> 01:16:52,030 ♪ Let it all hang out because we got a run to make ♪ 1029 01:16:52,197 --> 01:16:55,867 ♪ The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana ♪ 1030 01:16:56,034 --> 01:17:00,205 ♪ And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes ♪ 1031 01:17:00,372 --> 01:17:04,125 ♪ Eastbound and down loaded up and trucking ♪ 1032 01:17:04,292 --> 01:17:07,462 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 1033 01:17:07,629 --> 01:17:11,883 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 1034 01:17:12,050 --> 01:17:16,138 ♪ I'm eastbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 1035 01:17:31,862 --> 01:17:36,074 ♪ Old Smokey's got them ears on he's hot on your trail ♪ 1036 01:17:36,241 --> 01:17:39,369 ♪ He ain't gonna rest till you're in jail ♪ 1037 01:17:39,536 --> 01:17:41,371 ♪ So you gotta dodge him you gotta duck him ♪ 1038 01:17:41,538 --> 01:17:43,665 ♪ You gotta keep that diesel trucking ♪ 1039 01:17:43,874 --> 01:17:48,795 ♪ Just put that hammer down and give it hell ♪ 1040 01:17:51,339 --> 01:17:53,967 Thank you, Mr B. I don't know how to thank ya. 1041 01:17:54,134 --> 01:17:56,720 You can thank me by not getting caught. 1042 01:17:56,887 --> 01:17:59,890 Have a good day and a better one tomorrow, good buddy. 1043 01:18:00,098 --> 01:18:02,893 Hey, Bandit, this is Little Beaver. 1044 01:18:03,060 --> 01:18:06,855 Put your foot on the floor. We got your back door, and I'm clear. 1045 01:18:07,022 --> 01:18:11,359 That's a 10-4. Snowman, you got your ears on, son? 1046 01:18:12,569 --> 01:18:14,654 You've got him, you lucky devil. 1047 01:18:14,821 --> 01:18:16,740 You're about to come up on a convoy. 1048 01:18:16,907 --> 01:18:19,618 Keep your rubber band stretched real tight. 1049 01:18:19,785 --> 01:18:24,373 10-4, 10-4. I'm bringing it, son. I'm clear. 1050 01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:29,544 ♪ Eastbound and down loaded up and trucking ♪ 1051 01:18:29,753 --> 01:18:33,340 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 1052 01:18:33,507 --> 01:18:37,594 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 1053 01:18:37,761 --> 01:18:41,431 ♪ I'm eastbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 1054 01:18:41,598 --> 01:18:43,600 ♪ Keep your foot hard on the pedal, 1055 01:18:43,601 --> 01:18:45,269 son, never mind them brakes ♪ 1056 01:18:45,435 --> 01:18:49,105 ♪ Let it all hang out because we got a run to make ♪ 1057 01:18:49,272 --> 01:18:53,318 ♪ The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana ♪ 1058 01:18:53,443 --> 01:18:57,572 ♪ And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes ♪ 1059 01:18:57,739 --> 01:19:01,577 ♪ Eastbound and down loaded up and trucking ♪ 1060 01:19:01,743 --> 01:19:04,830 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 1061 01:19:04,997 --> 01:19:09,251 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 1062 01:19:09,417 --> 01:19:12,254 ♪ I'm eastbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 1063 01:19:12,420 --> 01:19:15,066 I don't care if you're the Governor of 1064 01:19:15,067 --> 01:19:17,509 Texas. You're making a big mistake. 1065 01:19:21,722 --> 01:19:24,808 Read him his rights, Junior. 1066 01:19:24,975 --> 01:19:26,727 You have the right to remain silent. 1067 01:19:26,935 --> 01:19:29,169 Anything you say may be held against 1068 01:19:29,170 --> 01:19:30,981 you in a court of law. And... 1069 01:19:31,106 --> 01:19:33,525 What's all this about? 1070 01:19:33,775 --> 01:19:37,946 Oh, hello, Officer. Glad you're here to assist me. 1071 01:19:38,155 --> 01:19:40,782 My name is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. 1072 01:19:40,949 --> 01:19:44,036 I have just apprehended the Bandit. 1073 01:19:44,244 --> 01:19:47,623 No, sir. You just apprehended my captain. 1074 01:19:51,376 --> 01:19:54,087 - Take the cuffs off, Junior. - But, Daddy, we just... 1075 01:19:54,254 --> 01:19:57,924 Take the cuffs off, you moose twit. 1076 01:20:03,221 --> 01:20:09,186 May I express my feelings about inconveniencing you... 1077 01:20:09,353 --> 01:20:12,606 But if you gonna hang out in these kinda joints... 1078 01:20:12,814 --> 01:20:15,817 wear a badge on your didie. 1079 01:20:36,213 --> 01:20:38,632 Oh, no. 1080 01:20:38,799 --> 01:20:41,093 Hey, Bandit. Listen to this. 1081 01:20:42,678 --> 01:20:45,597 You know who that is? That's Mr Evel Knievel. 1082 01:20:45,764 --> 01:20:48,225 He snuck in my back door when I wasn't looking. 1083 01:20:48,392 --> 01:20:51,395 Give me a hand, or we gonna be in a heap of trouble. 1084 01:20:51,562 --> 01:20:53,403 Please roger that transmission. 1085 01:20:53,404 --> 01:20:55,857 Hold on to Fred. Here comes the cavalry. 1086 01:21:08,036 --> 01:21:09,997 - Howdy, Officer. - How ya doing? 1087 01:21:10,164 --> 01:21:13,109 Give me your licence and manifest, boy. 1088 01:21:13,110 --> 01:21:16,127 You know you was going 96 miles an hour? 1089 01:21:16,294 --> 01:21:18,588 - I was doing 96... - You're damn right you was. 1090 01:21:18,755 --> 01:21:20,882 I didn't know this truck could do 96. 1091 01:21:21,049 --> 01:21:24,845 The judge gets to you, he's gonna turn you every way but loose. 1092 01:21:25,012 --> 01:21:28,640 It's time you truckers learn these roads don't belong to you. 1093 01:21:36,731 --> 01:21:40,068 You be careful, you hear? 1094 01:21:59,754 --> 01:22:02,721 Whoa. Want a little piece of advice, Bandit? 1095 01:22:02,722 --> 01:22:04,426 Yeah. Lay it on me, son. 1096 01:22:04,593 --> 01:22:07,262 Don't take your foot off that hammer. Them 1097 01:22:07,263 --> 01:22:09,806 bears'll pour over you like maple syrup. 1098 01:22:45,926 --> 01:22:47,678 - You all right? - Yeah. 1099 01:22:47,886 --> 01:22:51,027 Don't you know this ain't Saturday? 1100 01:22:51,028 --> 01:22:52,349 Thanks a lot. 1101 01:23:26,675 --> 01:23:29,886 We don't need assistance. I've got him in my sights. 1102 01:23:36,477 --> 01:23:39,896 Headquarters, disregard my last transmission. 1103 01:24:09,176 --> 01:24:13,513 Son... you reckon you can let me off at the next exit? 1104 01:24:14,431 --> 01:24:16,725 - Go get your daddy a beer. - Ok. 1105 01:24:16,892 --> 01:24:19,269 I understand every cop in the state's after him. 1106 01:24:19,436 --> 01:24:23,315 - Stay 10-10. I'll let you know. - That's a big 10-4. 1107 01:24:23,481 --> 01:24:26,276 Damn, he's been stirring up some trouble. 1108 01:24:35,202 --> 01:24:37,871 Ooh, it's the Bandit. 1109 01:24:53,845 --> 01:24:56,392 I'm Hot To Trot. Just tell me how I can 1110 01:24:56,393 --> 01:24:58,809 help and I'm with ya, body and soul. 1111 01:24:58,976 --> 01:24:59,976 Channel clear. 1112 01:24:59,977 --> 01:25:02,270 Breaker one-nine, Breaker one-nine. 1113 01:25:02,437 --> 01:25:04,731 Is that Hot Pants Hilliard yakking out there? 1114 01:25:04,898 --> 01:25:07,901 - And who wants to know? - This is the Bandit, darling. 1115 01:25:08,068 --> 01:25:11,738 Well, where are you, you bodied-up, smooth-talking thing? 1116 01:25:11,905 --> 01:25:14,116 And how can I help? Bring it back. 1117 01:25:14,241 --> 01:25:17,202 You still working at that choke-and-puke on West 85? 1118 01:25:17,327 --> 01:25:20,873 Affirmative, affirmative. I'm still dishing it out. 1119 01:25:21,415 --> 01:25:23,928 We'll come screaming by in five minutes 1120 01:25:23,929 --> 01:25:26,127 with a herd of smokeys on our ass. 1121 01:25:26,711 --> 01:25:29,339 How about getting those pallies of yours out there, block 'em off? 1122 01:25:29,506 --> 01:25:32,509 Love to. But hey, you're gonna owe me one. 1123 01:25:32,676 --> 01:25:36,388 - I owe you a big one. - That's a big 10-4. 1124 01:25:36,597 --> 01:25:38,265 10-4. 1125 01:25:40,058 --> 01:25:44,271 All right gang, we're gonna go for a big smokey red 22. Wahoo. 1126 01:25:44,479 --> 01:25:46,231 - Ride with me? - Yeah. 1127 01:25:52,028 --> 01:25:55,131 You sure we ain't gonna get in trouble? 1128 01:25:55,132 --> 01:25:57,200 Nah. I've done it before. 1129 01:26:11,965 --> 01:26:14,455 We're coming at you, darling. Are you ready? 1130 01:26:14,456 --> 01:26:15,886 Ready, willing and able. 1131 01:26:16,094 --> 01:26:20,182 "Ready and willing." Ha. She always was. 1132 01:26:23,435 --> 01:26:26,980 Ok, gang, be alert, because here he comes. 1133 01:26:27,147 --> 01:26:31,735 - Well, go ahead and answer. - 10-4, Hot Pants. We copy. 1134 01:26:31,902 --> 01:26:33,862 Let go of the button. 1135 01:27:16,405 --> 01:27:20,575 Paydirt. I just picked up the Bandit eastbound on 95. 1136 01:27:20,742 --> 01:27:22,369 All units converge. 1137 01:27:22,536 --> 01:27:25,956 I copy, Chopper One. I'm on my way. 1138 01:27:39,011 --> 01:27:40,220 Heading for the fairgrounds. 1139 01:28:04,286 --> 01:28:08,290 This is car 12, Bobby Lee, and I have him westbound on 75. 1140 01:28:20,385 --> 01:28:25,515 - Cledus, where the hell are we? - Four miles to go, good buddy. 1141 01:28:27,017 --> 01:28:30,937 - Four miles. Goddamn it. - Four miles... 1142 01:28:37,068 --> 01:28:40,614 Bo, did you count on this? 1143 01:28:40,781 --> 01:28:43,492 I mean, all of this? 1144 01:28:48,497 --> 01:28:51,416 No, I didn't, honey. 1145 01:28:55,587 --> 01:28:59,007 - Cledus? - Talk to me, my boy. 1146 01:28:59,174 --> 01:29:02,719 Goddamn it, son, we gave it our best shot. 1147 01:29:02,886 --> 01:29:06,932 I don't like this any more than you do, but... 1148 01:29:07,099 --> 01:29:10,227 We ain't gonna make it, son. We're gonna hang it up. 1149 01:29:10,394 --> 01:29:12,979 Whoa, negatory, negatory. You crazy or something? 1150 01:29:13,146 --> 01:29:15,419 We come this far, ain't we? When we 1151 01:29:15,420 --> 01:29:17,692 say we gonna do a job, we do a job. 1152 01:29:17,859 --> 01:29:20,862 It's me they're after. They don't even know Cledus Snow exists. 1153 01:29:21,029 --> 01:29:25,993 Oh, they don't? Well, I'll tell you what we gonna do. 1154 01:29:26,785 --> 01:29:30,164 We gonna introduce 'em to the boy. So move over, good buddy, 1155 01:29:30,330 --> 01:29:32,493 because the Snowman is coming 1156 01:29:32,494 --> 01:29:35,252 through. Hold on to your ass, Fred. 1157 01:29:44,803 --> 01:29:46,763 Hot damn, we're gonna make it. 1158 01:30:05,407 --> 01:30:08,243 Move them vehicles. We gotta get through. 1159 01:30:08,410 --> 01:30:10,829 Here they come. 1160 01:30:48,158 --> 01:30:51,870 Daddy, you're about to have your evening ruined for you. 1161 01:31:06,635 --> 01:31:08,679 - Ok. - All right. 1162 01:31:08,845 --> 01:31:11,682 - We're in trouble. - I know we're in trouble. 1163 01:31:11,848 --> 01:31:13,851 - What time is it? - One minute after. 1164 01:31:14,059 --> 01:31:16,937 - Goddamn, we're 10 minutes early. - We're in trouble. 1165 01:31:17,145 --> 01:31:19,731 We need a way out of here. We need the money. 1166 01:31:19,898 --> 01:31:21,608 Here's my Cadillac That'll leave me 1167 01:31:21,609 --> 01:31:23,318 with an even dozen. Good luck, son. 1168 01:31:23,485 --> 01:31:25,362 - Cledus, get the money. - How about the money? 1169 01:31:25,529 --> 01:31:27,864 - How about double or nothing? - How about forgetting it? 1170 01:31:28,031 --> 01:31:29,616 What about double or nothing? 1171 01:31:29,783 --> 01:31:33,120 You run up to Boston, bring back some clam chowder. 1172 01:31:34,496 --> 01:31:36,206 - You're on. - You're on. 1173 01:31:36,373 --> 01:31:40,168 - In 18 hours? - You're still on. 1174 01:31:40,335 --> 01:31:44,089 You're crazy. And I'm divorced. 1175 01:31:44,256 --> 01:31:47,801 And you... Ain't half bad, is it? 1176 01:32:05,569 --> 01:32:09,698 20 to one I break the son of a bitch this time. 1177 01:32:15,037 --> 01:32:17,122 Gimme 500 on the Bandit. 1178 01:32:24,045 --> 01:32:27,382 Apprehend that horse ass for reckless driving. 1179 01:32:27,591 --> 01:32:29,076 But, Daddy, he's... 1180 01:32:29,077 --> 01:32:32,471 Do what I tell you, you pile of monkey nuts. 1181 01:32:38,268 --> 01:32:42,772 Sheriff Buford T. Justice, please. 1182 01:32:42,939 --> 01:32:45,775 - Who there? - This is Bandit Darville talking. 1183 01:32:46,526 --> 01:32:48,737 Where are you, you sombitch? 1184 01:32:48,987 --> 01:32:51,069 Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, 1185 01:32:51,070 --> 01:32:52,991 there's just one thing I wanna say. 1186 01:32:53,158 --> 01:32:57,371 You must be part Coon dog, because I been chased by the best of 'em, 1187 01:32:57,538 --> 01:32:59,268 and son, you make 'em look like 1188 01:32:59,269 --> 01:33:01,333 they're all running in slow motion. 1189 01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:05,879 - I just wanna say that. - Well, thank you, Mr Bandit. 1190 01:33:06,046 --> 01:33:09,488 And as the pursuer, may I say you're the 1191 01:33:09,489 --> 01:33:12,594 goddamnedest pursuee I ever pursued. 1192 01:33:14,012 --> 01:33:16,723 Now that the mutual bullshit is over, 1193 01:33:16,848 --> 01:33:19,059 where are you, you sombitch? 1194 01:33:19,226 --> 01:33:21,756 I'm right down at the bottom of the hill. 1195 01:33:21,757 --> 01:33:24,105 I'm six-foot-eight in a cowboy outfit. 1196 01:33:24,272 --> 01:33:26,039 I got a little pygmy standing beside 1197 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,901 me dressed like me. You can't miss me. 1198 01:33:28,026 --> 01:33:30,112 10-4. 1199 01:33:32,906 --> 01:33:35,409 Wait a minute. Scratch that. Hold it. 1200 01:33:35,575 --> 01:33:37,814 I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too 1201 01:33:37,815 --> 01:33:40,164 good a man. Look over your left shoulder. 1202 01:33:44,501 --> 01:33:46,169 Oof. 1203 01:33:46,336 --> 01:33:50,966 We're on our way to Boston to get some clam chowder. Bye-bye. 1204 01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:55,554 - No hard feelings, Junior. - I'm not giving up. 1205 01:34:00,601 --> 01:34:02,978 I'm never gonna give up. I'll get you, you sombitch. 1206 01:34:03,145 --> 01:34:07,649 Daddy, wait for me. Don't leave me. Who's gonna hold your hat? 1207 01:34:07,816 --> 01:34:11,278 ♪ Eastbound and down loaded up and trucking ♪ 1208 01:34:11,445 --> 01:34:14,740 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 1209 01:34:14,865 --> 01:34:19,077 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 1210 01:34:19,244 --> 01:34:23,040 ♪ I'm eastbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 1211 01:34:23,207 --> 01:34:27,168 ♪ Keep your foot hard on the pedal, son, never mind them brakes ♪ 1212 01:34:27,335 --> 01:34:30,755 ♪ Let it all hang out because we got a run to make ♪ 1213 01:34:30,964 --> 01:34:34,926 ♪ Those boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana ♪ 1214 01:34:35,135 --> 01:34:39,014 ♪ And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes ♪ 1215 01:34:39,222 --> 01:34:43,101 ♪ Eastbound and down loaded up and trucking ♪ 1216 01:34:43,352 --> 01:34:46,646 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 1217 01:34:46,813 --> 01:34:50,859 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 1218 01:34:51,026 --> 01:34:55,238 ♪ I'm eastbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪ 1219 01:35:10,921 --> 01:35:14,925 ♪ Old Smokey's got them ears on he's hot on your trail ♪ 1220 01:35:15,092 --> 01:35:18,261 ♪ He ain't gonna rest till you're in jail ♪ 1221 01:35:18,428 --> 01:35:20,639 ♪ So you got to dodge him you got to duck him ♪ 1222 01:35:20,806 --> 01:35:22,683 ♪ You've got to keep that diesel trucking ♪ 1223 01:35:22,849 --> 01:35:26,895 ♪ Just put that hammer down and give it hell ♪ 1224 01:35:27,104 --> 01:35:31,066 ♪ Eastbound and down loaded up and trucking ♪ 1225 01:35:31,274 --> 01:35:34,277 ♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ 1226 01:35:34,444 --> 01:35:38,824 ♪ We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ♪ 1227 01:35:38,991 --> 01:35:42,953 ♪ I'm eastbound Just watch old Bandit run ♪