0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 ..:: Downloaded By Arpan Das ::.. 1 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:55,814 [Light switch clicks] 2 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,816 BUZZ: Rod, do they have nude beaches in Florida? 3 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:09,522 GlRL: Where are my magazines? 4 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:11,325 FRANK: Leslie! 5 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:14,527 Leslie, what'd you do with my golf balls? 6 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:16,091 BUZZ: Fifteen and a half sunblock. 7 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,101 BUZZ: Fifteen and a half sunblock. 8 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:18,392 TRACY: Could I get a string bikini in Florida? 9 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,802 LESLlE: Pack your beach towel. 10 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:21,306 BUZZ: Nobody can order pizza in this house. 11 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,309 FRANK: Where are my golf balls? 12 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:26,937 BUZZ: You know why? 'Cause I'm the only guy who likes pizza. 13 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,379 TRACY: Has anybody seen my sunblock? 14 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:30,882 What's the point of going to Florida... 15 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,384 if you're gonna put on sunblock? 16 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:34,079 I don't care if I age like an old suitcase. 17 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,054 -I'm getting toasted. -Great. 18 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:39,581 Now you can be a skag with slightly darker skin. 19 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,355 He's jealous 'cause he can't tan. 20 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:42,861 His freckles just connect. 21 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,888 FRANK: Hey, easy on the fluids, pal. 22 00:02:45,932 --> 00:02:47,957 The rubber sheets are packed. 23 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:49,558 BOB EUBANKS ON TV: Vicky goes with Ding. 24 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:52,230 Behind Ding is 200 points. 25 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:53,795 All right. Good for you. 26 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,468 [Tape rewinds] 27 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,238 RECORDlNG: Two hundred points. All right. 28 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,081 KATE: Honey, are you packed yet? 29 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,276 KEVlN: Yes. 30 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,148 RECORDlNG: Yes. 31 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,185 Everything I put out for you? 32 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,850 Yes. 33 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,791 RECORDlNG: Yes. 34 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,326 You see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip? 35 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,457 Uh, let me guess. Donald Duck slippers? 36 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,400 Ah ha! Close. 37 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,637 An inflatable clown to play with in the pool. 38 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:26,832 How exciting. 39 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,176 Why are we going to Florida? 40 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,677 There's no Christmas trees there. 41 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,804 What is it with you and Christmas trees? 42 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,974 How can we have Christmas without a Christmas tree? 43 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:39,484 We'll find a nice, fake silver one... 44 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:40,884 or decorate a palm tree. 45 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,048 BOB EUBANKS: Good-bye, everybody. 46 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:46,589 Guests of The New Celebrity Ding Dang Dong... 47 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:49,459 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel... 48 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:52,259 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 49 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:55,961 For reservations, call toll free--1-800... 50 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:59,004 PETER: Know where the battery for this camcorder is? 51 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,972 KATE: Yeah, I put it in the charger. 52 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,539 [Beeping] 53 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,846 PETER: How's this? 54 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,445 KATE: Oh, much better. 55 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,957 PETER: Kevin, you better put your tie on. 56 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,892 We don't want to be late for the Christmas pageant. 57 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,293 My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there. 58 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,194 Uncle Frank's taking a shower. 59 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,699 He says if I saw him naked... 60 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,168 I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. 61 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:32,794 Whatever that means. 62 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,541 PETER: I'm sure he was kidding. 63 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,578 Just run in there, get your tie, get out... 64 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,671 and don't look at anything. 65 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,212 FRANK SlNGlNG HORRlBLY: Well 66 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,344 This cat they're talking about 67 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:50,447 I wonderwho could it be 68 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:53,357 'Cause they know I'm the heaviest cat 69 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:56,658 The heaviest cat you ever did see 70 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:59,563 Women see me walking down the street 71 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,658 None of the fellas want to speak 72 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,361 Oh hey hey, on their faces 73 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:04,596 They wear a silly smirk 74 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:05,899 'Cause they know I'm the king 75 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,735 Of the cool 76 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,901 Jerk 77 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,807 RADlO: Ooh 78 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,642 FRANK: Get out of here, you nosy little pervert... 79 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,046 or I'll slap you silly! 80 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:21,686 Oh, you're cooking, Frankie! 81 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:30,793 [Singing] Christmas tree 82 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,661 My Christmas tree 83 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:36,567 Lit up like a star 84 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:39,935 When I see my Christmas tree 85 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:43,908 Can loved ones be far? 86 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:46,969 Christmas tree, I'm certain 87 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,505 Wherever I roam 88 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,018 KATE: Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie. 89 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:56,488 PETER: Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank. 90 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,013 LESLlE: Frank, Kev--Frank. 91 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:00,252 FRANK: Huh? 92 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:08,096 KEVlN: [Singing] Christmastime means laughter 93 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:11,695 Toboggans in the snow 94 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:15,138 Caroling to children 95 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:18,871 With faces aglow 96 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,369 Stockings on the mantel 97 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:25,851 A wreath on the door 98 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:29,651 And my merriest Christmas 99 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:33,455 Needs just one thing more 100 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,860 BOY SlNGlNG: Christmas tree, my Christmas tree 101 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,420 Lit up like-- 102 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,173 Oh! 103 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,698 Oh! 104 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:53,409 FRANK: Ha ha ha! 105 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:54,936 Kevin! 106 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,488 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 107 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,655 I'd like to apologize to my family... 108 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:14,996 for whatever displeasure I might have caused you. 109 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,159 KEVlN: What? 110 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:19,636 My prank was immature and ill-timed. 111 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,139 FRANK: lmmature or not... 112 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,165 it was pretty gol-dern hilarious. 113 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:27,508 I'd also like to apologize to my brother. 114 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:31,645 Kevin, I'm sorry. 115 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:36,577 KATE: Oh, Buzz, that was very nice. 116 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,386 Kevin, do you have something to say? 117 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:04,115 Beat that, you little trout sniffer. 118 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:12,519 I'm not sorry! Buzz humiliated me. 119 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:15,322 He gets away with everything, so I let him have it. 120 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,727 And since you're so stupid to believe him... 121 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:20,891 I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked. 122 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:24,130 Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway? 123 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,137 KATE: Kevin! 124 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,640 PETER: You walk out, you sleep on the third floor. 125 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,108 Yeah, with me. 126 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:32,337 What else is new? 127 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:34,846 FRANK: You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. 128 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,872 Your dad's paying good money for it. 129 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:40,317 I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. 130 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,987 What a troubled young man. 131 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,991 They're all a bunch of jerks. 132 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:56,527 KATE: Hi. 133 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:00,897 Last time we tried to take a trip... 134 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:03,669 we had a problem that started just like this. 135 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,939 KEVlN: Yeah, with me getting crapped on. 136 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,878 KATE: I don't care for your choice of words. 137 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,474 That's not what happened last time or this time. 138 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,677 Buzz apologized to you. 139 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,312 Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. 140 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:18,289 He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you. 141 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:22,283 OK. Sit here for a while and think things over. 142 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:25,161 When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and everyone else... 143 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,494 you can come down. 144 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,159 I'm not apologizing to Buzz. 145 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,191 I'd rather kiss a toilet seat. 146 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,999 Then you can stay here the rest of the night. 147 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,540 Fine. I don't wanna be down there. 148 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,043 I can't trust anybody in this family. 149 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,045 If I had my own money... 150 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:44,015 I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. 151 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,109 I'd have the most fun in my life. 152 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:49,679 You got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again. 153 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,087 I hope so. 154 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,226 [Beeping] 155 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,965 [Doorbell rings] 156 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,633 BOTH: We did it again! 157 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,266 Aah! 158 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,415 KATE: Our McCallisters in the first van... 159 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:56,250 the other McCallisters in the second van. 160 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:57,755 FRANK: I know I shouldn't complain... 161 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,258 but you guys give the worst wake-up calls. 162 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:01,691 KATE: Do you have the tickets? 163 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,558 LESLlE: I've got them. Here's your family's. 164 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,325 KATE: How many do you have? 165 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:06,524 -Seven. -Seven? 166 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:07,759 -Fourteen. -Fourteen. 167 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,195 KATE: Seven... 168 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:15,798 eight, nine, ten. 169 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,843 MEGAN: How come we aren't sitting together? 170 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,674 KATE: We're lucky to get on the same plane. 171 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,907 Eleven, twelve, thirteen... 172 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,014 Where's Kevin? 173 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,643 KEVlN: Fourteen. 174 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,747 It's a good thing I have my own ticket... 175 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,348 in case you guys try to ditch me. 176 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:44,135 PETER: Come on, Kevin. 177 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,637 KEVlN: Dad, I need batteries. 178 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:48,868 PETER: They're in my bag. Wait till we're on the plane. 179 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,240 KEVlN: Why can't I get them now? I can get them. 180 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,905 PETER: What's the gate number? 181 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:56,039 Eight-seventeen, sir. 182 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:58,050 Hurry up. It's the last gate. 183 00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,711 KEVlN: Wow. 184 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,879 PETER: Eight-seventeen, Buzz! Come on, Kevin. 185 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:04,389 Kevin, you going to take my bag? 186 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,983 You going to take my bag? Come on. 187 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,141 PETER: Watch it, watch it, watch it. 188 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:36,521 P.A.: American Airlines flight 226 to New York... 189 00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:38,682 is now in the final boarding process. 190 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,722 Come on, come on. 191 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,059 Dad, wait up! 192 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,635 Dad, wait up! 193 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,371 Wait up! 194 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,604 Wait! 195 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,112 BUZZ: Look out! Look out! 196 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,580 KATE: Come on, come on! 197 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,081 KEVlN: Dad, wait! 198 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,217 KATE: Here we are. Here. 199 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,125 PETER: Everybody here? We made it? All right. 200 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,603 The plane is ready to leave. 201 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,834 KATE: Let me just make sure everyone gets on. 202 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,102 Don't worry. We'll make sure. 203 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,009 WOMAN: Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight. 204 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,070 -Merry Christmas. -Bye-bye. 205 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,078 Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me! 206 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,787 -Cutting it kind of close. -Yeah, sorry. 207 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,553 ATTENDANT: Merry Christmas. 208 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:47,923 Dad, wait up! 209 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,990 Wait! 210 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,090 KEVlN: I'm sorry. 211 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,362 ATTENDANT: That's all right. Are you on this flight? 212 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,834 KEVlN: Yeah, so is my family. 213 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:59,530 They're already on the plane. I don't want to be left behind. 214 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:02,005 -Do you have a boarding pass? -It's somewhere. 215 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,565 SUPERVlSOR: We have to close up. 216 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,109 ATTENDANT: He dropped his boarding pass. 217 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,611 KEVlN: This plane can't leave. 218 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:08,704 This happened to me last year. 219 00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,647 Are you sure your family's on this flight? 220 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,982 KEVlN: Yeah. My dad ran in here before I bumped into her. 221 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,078 OK, board him... 222 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:19,522 but make sure he locates his family before you leave him. 223 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:25,120 ATTENDANT: Do you see your family? 224 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:27,132 KEVlN: There's my dad over there. 225 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,498 ATTENDANT: OK. Find a seat. 226 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:30,865 -Have a merry Christmas. -You, too. 227 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,564 STEWARDESS: In order for the captain to push back... 228 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,072 we need all passengers to be seated... 229 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,802 with their seat belts securely fastened. 230 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,239 KEVlN: So, have you ever been to Florida? 231 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,242 [Speaking French] 232 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:32,059 [Rock and roll music playing] 233 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:35,066 STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176... 234 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,692 nonstop to New York... 235 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:42,170 TOM PETTY SlNGlNG: Oh, baby, it's Christmas 236 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:45,643 All over 237 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,669 Again... 238 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,681 PETER: I didn't think we were going to make it. 239 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,911 Something wrong? 240 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,046 Honey? 241 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,521 I have that feeling. 242 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,047 We forgot something? 243 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,551 No, I don't thinkwe did, but l... 244 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,563 I just have that feeling. 245 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,121 Bad memories, that's all. 246 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,691 We did everything, we brought everything... 247 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,963 we have everybody. 248 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,971 There's nothing to worry about. 249 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:18,470 KATE: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 250 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,740 You're right. We're fine. 251 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,440 PETER: Nothing to worry about. 252 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,393 KEVlN: Mom? 253 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,335 Dad? 254 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:48,972 Uncle Frank? 255 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:51,870 Buzz? 256 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,946 STEWARDESS: We're the last ones off the plane. 257 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,519 Where are those guys? 258 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,028 -Whose is this? -That's Brooke's. 259 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,570 PETER: This is Megan's. Brooke. Give this to Brooke. 260 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,072 Give this to Kevin. 261 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,573 Give this to Kevin. 262 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,075 Give this to Kevin. 263 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,770 -Give this to Kevin. -Kevin. 264 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,073 Give this to Kevin. 265 00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,012 -Give this to Kevin. -Give this to Kevin. 266 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,174 Give this to Kevin. 267 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,445 -Give this to Kevin. -Give this to Kevin. 268 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,815 Here you go, Kevin. 269 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,856 Kevin's not here. 270 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,361 Kevin's not here. 271 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,862 Kevin's not here. 272 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,364 Kevin's not here. 273 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,865 Kevin's not here. 274 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,367 Kevin's not here. 275 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,902 Kevin's not here. 276 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,267 Kevin's not here. 277 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:53,429 Kevin's not here. 278 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:54,631 Kevin's not here. 279 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,568 PETER: What?! 280 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,440 Kevin! 281 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,437 Excuse me, but this is an emergency. 282 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,279 Yes, sir? 283 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,782 What city is that over there? 284 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,351 That's New York, sir. 285 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,282 Yikes, I did it again. 286 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,591 Something wrong, sir? 287 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,091 I'll be fine. 288 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,773 Oh, no. 289 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,837 My family's in Florida, and I'm in New York. 290 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,850 My family's in Florida... 291 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:17,287 I'm in New York? 292 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,313 DARLENE LOVE SlNGlNG: The cold wind is blowin' 293 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,148 And the streets are gettin' dark 294 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,212 I'm writing you a letter 295 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,382 And I don't know where to start 296 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,187 The bells will be ringing 297 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,160 At St. John the Divine 298 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,026 I get a little lonely 299 00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,725 Every year 'round this time 300 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,791 The music plays all night 301 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,199 In Little ltaly 302 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,203 The lights will be going up 303 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,468 On old Rockefeller Tree 304 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,908 People window shoppin' on Fifth Avenue 305 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,970 All I want for Christmas is you 306 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:18,414 I've gotta know 307 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:22,147 Where all the lonely hearts go 308 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:26,114 'Cause nobody oughta be 309 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,423 Alone on Christmas 310 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:35,526 I've gotta know 311 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,571 Oh 312 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,257 What's the child's name? 313 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,423 BOTH: Kevin. 314 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,194 KATE: K-E-V-l-N. 315 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,224 OFFlCER: When did you see him last? 316 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,736 KATE: Curbside check-in? 317 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,637 PETER: I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal. 318 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,244 OFFlCER: Most people get separated at security checks. 319 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,939 Did everyone get through security? 320 00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,446 KATE: I don't know. Peter? 321 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:26,178 PETER: We were in a hurry. We ran all the way to the gate. 322 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,517 When did you notice he was missing? 323 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,486 KATE: When we picked up our baggage here. 324 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,483 OFFlCER: Has the boy ever run away from home? 325 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,926 BOTH: No. 326 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,795 Has he ever been on his own? 327 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,127 PETER: Mmm. 328 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:47,763 KATE: As a matter of fact, this has happened before. 329 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,605 It's becoming sort of a family travel tradition. 330 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,307 PETER: Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. 331 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:10,884 KATE: He was left at home by accident last year. 332 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:13,159 PETER: Yeah, that's what my wife meant... 333 00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:16,224 when she said it's a family travel tradition. 334 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:22,296 We'll call Chicago and, uh... notify them of the situation. 335 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:25,172 The odds are that's where he is. 336 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,237 PETER: Thanks. 337 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,339 It's very unlikely he'd be anywhere else. 338 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,285 [Honk honk] 339 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,922 TRUCK DRlVER: Watch out, kid! 340 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:01,679 MAN: Yo, where's your manifest? 341 00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:08,311 HARRY: Here we are, Marv. 342 00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:11,345 New York City, the land of opportunity. 343 00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,617 Smell that? 344 00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:15,652 MARV: Yeah. 345 00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,457 You know what that is? 346 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:18,656 Fish. 347 00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:19,789 It's freedom. 348 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,594 No, it's fish. 349 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:24,625 It's freedom, and it's money. 350 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,136 OK, OK. It's freedom. 351 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:28,571 Let's get out of here before somebody sees us. 352 00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:30,668 And it's fish. 353 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,515 HARRY: Yup, one quick score. 354 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:42,349 We get ourselves a couple of phony passports... 355 00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,912 we hightail it to some foreign country. 356 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,117 MARV: Arizona? 357 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,764 That's very smart, Marv. 358 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,894 You bust out of jail to rob fourteen cents from Santa Claus? 359 00:23:57,969 --> 00:23:59,436 Every little bit helps. 360 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:02,463 Besides, now we got our new nickname. 361 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,600 We're the Sticky Bandits. 362 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:07,569 Real cute. 363 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:08,909 -Very cute. -Huh? 364 00:24:25,363 --> 00:24:26,830 KEVlN: The Plaza Hotel... 365 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:29,629 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 366 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,176 Sick. 367 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:43,604 MARV: What's the matter? 368 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,166 HARRY: Thought I saw something. 369 00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:56,713 Pardonnez-moi, mon cherie. 370 00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,022 WOMAN: Hmm. 371 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:02,854 HARRY: Serves you right. Come on, let's go! 372 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,123 MARV: I think she likes me. 373 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:08,560 Ahh. 374 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:44,434 Excuse me. Where's the lobby? 375 00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:46,094 Down the hall and to the left. 376 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:47,536 Thanks. 377 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,780 Wow! 378 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:13,923 TAPE: Guests of The New Celebrity Ding Dang Dong... 379 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,832 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel... 380 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:19,392 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 381 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:25,706 For reservations call toll-free 1-800-759-3000. 382 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,468 I'll do just that. 383 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,749 KEVlN: Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. 384 00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:34,376 I'd like a hotel room, please... 385 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,354 with an extra-large bed, a TV... 386 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:38,754 and one of those little refrigerators... 387 00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:40,417 you have to open with a key. 388 00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:43,027 Credit card? You got it. 389 00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:49,258 Plaza hotel reservations. May I help you? 390 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,460 RECORDlNG: [Slow speed] Howdy-do. 391 00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:53,595 This is Peter McCallister, the father. 392 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,072 I'd like a hotel room, please... 393 00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:58,974 with an extra-large bed, a TV... 394 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,205 and one of those little refrigerators... 395 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:03,214 you have to open with a key. 396 00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:05,910 Sir, you'll need a major credit card upon check-in. 397 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,851 RECORDlNG: Credit card? You got it. 398 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,216 WOMAN: Thank you. Enjoy your stay. 399 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:18,120 CONClERGE: Yes, two at 8:00, Henri--Mr. Yamamoto. 400 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,357 Hold on a second. 401 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:26,469 I'll call you back, Henri. 402 00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:30,133 Hi. 403 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,536 Can I help you? 404 00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:38,640 Reservation for McCallister? 405 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,782 A reservation for yourself? 406 00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:45,517 Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. 407 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,457 I'm barely able to look over this counter. 408 00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:50,222 How could I make a hotel reservation? 409 00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:51,455 Think about it-- 410 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:54,488 a kid going into a hotel, making a reservation? 411 00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,625 I don't think so. 412 00:28:57,969 --> 00:28:59,800 I'm confused. 413 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,362 I'm traveling with my dad. 414 00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:03,737 He's on business. He's at a meeting. 415 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,072 I hate meetings... 416 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,873 plus I'm not allowed to go in. 417 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,276 I can only sit in the lobby. 418 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:09,439 That's boring... 419 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,472 so my dad dropped me off here. 420 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:13,810 He gave me his credit card... 421 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,820 and said whoever was checking people in... 422 00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:17,378 to let me in the hotel room... 423 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,481 so I won't get into mischief... 424 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,992 and, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. 425 00:29:23,194 --> 00:29:25,389 We all do! 426 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:29,030 OFFlCER: Merry Christmas. 427 00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:32,332 No sign of him. 428 00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:34,928 We'll have to be able to get ahold of you. 429 00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:37,304 -You have hotel arrangements? -Yeah. 430 00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:40,038 Do you have a recent photo of the boy? 431 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:43,312 PETER: I have one in my wallet. 432 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,307 I don't have my wallet. 433 00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:50,218 My wallet's in my bag. 434 00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:51,882 Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport. 435 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:54,016 He was looking for batteries. Kevin has my wallet. 436 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,923 Did you have credit cards in the wallet? 437 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,359 Credit cards, money. 438 00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:59,955 We'll notify the credit card companies. 439 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:01,124 If your son has the cards... 440 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:04,693 we can get a location on him when and if he uses them. 441 00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:07,863 I don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card. 442 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,904 Wow! It worked. 443 00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:18,140 -Cedric. -Yes? 444 00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:20,549 Don't count your tips in public... 445 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:25,949 and find out everything you can about that young fellow. 446 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:27,784 WOMAN: Front, please. 447 00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:35,691 Enjoy your stay with us. 448 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,861 Don't forget to remind your dad when he arrives... 449 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:41,428 that he has to come down and sign a couple of things. 450 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,872 KEVlN: Thank you. You've been most helpful. 451 00:30:43,908 --> 00:30:45,432 CEDRlC: May I take your bag, sir? 452 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,707 [Elevator bell rings] 453 00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:51,146 CEDRlC: Up here to your left. 454 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:55,218 You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor. 455 00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:56,720 KEVlN: The vacuum guy? 456 00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:58,381 CEDRlC: No, the, uh, president. 457 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:06,362 This is one of our finest suites, sir. 458 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:16,301 This is great! 459 00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:24,948 KEVlN: Wow! A huge bed just for me! 460 00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:32,982 Luxurious... 461 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:34,423 and spacious. 462 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,693 How convenient! 463 00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:46,863 Hey! 464 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,274 Did you want me to put the key in the bag... 465 00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:53,609 or did you just want to hang on to it? 466 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,237 I'll hang on to it. 467 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,345 Is everything all right, sir? 468 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:01,647 Is the temperature in the room OK? 469 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:02,812 It's OK. 470 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,378 Do you know how the TV works? 471 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,913 I'm ten years old. TV's my life. 472 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,086 Well... 473 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:14,357 Oh, I'm sorry. 474 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,799 And there's plenty more where that came from. 475 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:25,869 CEDRlC: Thank you. 476 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,474 BOBBY HELMS SlNGlNG: Jingle bell, jingle bell 477 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,247 Jingle bell rock 478 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:39,188 Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring 479 00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:43,489 Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun 480 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:47,430 Nowthe jingle hop has begun 481 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:50,696 Giddyap, jingle horse, pick up yourfeet 482 00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:53,595 Jingle around the clock 483 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,232 Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannonballs? 484 00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:58,003 MAN ON LEFT: No. 485 00:32:58,042 --> 00:32:59,566 Thanks. 486 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,805 BOBBY HELMS SlNGlNG: That's the jingle bell 487 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:03,780 That's the jingle bell 488 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:09,412 That's the jingle bell rock 489 00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:14,351 KEVlN: Yikes! 490 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,546 This is a vacation. 491 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:41,009 Hold it right there. 492 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,448 It's me, Johnny. 493 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,456 I knew it was you. 494 00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:48,118 I could smell you getting off the elevator. 495 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,187 Two scoops, sir? 496 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,296 Two? Make it three. I'm not driving. 497 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:56,232 WOMAN ON TV: It's gardenias, Johnny... 498 00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:57,564 your favorite. 499 00:33:57,602 --> 00:34:00,230 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 500 00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:03,336 I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night. 501 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:05,968 She was not! She was smooching with your brother. 502 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:08,069 You was here... 503 00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:09,977 and you was smooching with my brother! 504 00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:11,879 WOMAN ON TV: That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny. 505 00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,042 Don't give me that. 506 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:14,949 You been smooching with everybody! 507 00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:17,716 Snuffy, Al, Leo... 508 00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:19,848 Iittle Mo with the gimpy leg... 509 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,325 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff. 510 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,521 I could go on forever, baby. 511 00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:26,256 WOMAN ON TV: You got me all wrong. 512 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,422 JOHNNY: All right. 513 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:29,056 I believe you... 514 00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,499 but my Tommy gun don't! 515 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:32,764 Johnny! 516 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:35,703 You're the only duck in my pond! 517 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,607 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 518 00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:41,612 WOMAN ON TV: Baby! I'm over the moon for ya! 519 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,671 You got to do betterthan that! 520 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:46,178 If my love was an ocean... 521 00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:49,448 Lindy'd have to take two airplanes to get across it! 522 00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:53,857 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 523 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:56,689 -Oh! -That's why I'll let you go. 524 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,730 I'm going to give you to the count of three... 525 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:03,825 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown... 526 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:06,631 four-flushing carcass out my door! 527 00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,730 She's rat bait. 528 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:09,967 One... 529 00:35:11,008 --> 00:35:12,168 two... 530 00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:16,776 Ha ha ha ha ha! 531 00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:22,049 Three! 532 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,653 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal... 533 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,016 and a happy New Year. 534 00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:31,053 [Gunshot] 535 00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:43,237 [Elevator bell rings] 536 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,686 [German accent] Housekeeping. 537 00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:04,853 [Gasps] 538 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,829 ALAN JACKSON SlNGlNG: Have a holly, jolly Christmas 539 00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:38,123 [Shower running] 540 00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:45,761 TAPE OF FRANK SlNGlNG: We know a guy 541 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:48,397 Who can really do the cool jerk 542 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:51,405 We know a guy 543 00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:54,570 Who can really do the cool jerk 544 00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:58,605 Well, this cat they're talkin' about 545 00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:01,140 I wonder who could it be 546 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:04,416 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat 547 00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:07,583 The heaviest cat you ever did see 548 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,389 Women see me walkin' down the street 549 00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:13,363 None of the fellas want to speak 550 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,661 On their faces, they wear a silly smirk 551 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:21,138 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk 552 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,434 Whoo, cool jerk 553 00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:26,842 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert... 554 00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:28,367 or I'm going to slap you silly! 555 00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:32,241 Oh, oh, oh... 556 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,911 you're cooking, Frankie! 557 00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:36,249 CONClERGE: Oh! 558 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:53,159 ANDY WlLLlAMS SlNGlNG: It's the most wonderful time 559 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:55,501 Of the year 560 00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:56,699 BACKGROUND SlNGERS: Ding dong 561 00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:58,538 ANDYWlLLlAMS: With the kids jingle-belling 562 00:37:58,576 --> 00:38:00,510 And everyone telling you 563 00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:03,411 Be of good cheer 564 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:08,009 It's the most wonderful time of the year 565 00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:11,385 BACKGROUND SlNGERS: Ding dong, ding dong 566 00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:13,549 FRANK: Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon. 567 00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:32,704 KEVlN: Hey! Uncle Rob lives here. 568 00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:35,712 If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them. 569 00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:38,574 They usually give pretty good presents. 570 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:32,592 CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Distant stars at home up in the heavens 571 00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:36,663 What a sight to see 572 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,504 Are they there to guide me? 573 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,100 KEVlN: Good night, Mom. 574 00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:44,137 CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Starlight shine bright 575 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,648 See me through the dark night 576 00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:46,843 KATE: Good night, Kevin. 577 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:51,651 CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Guide my pathway 578 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:52,849 Guide me home for Christmas day 579 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,040 Your drawers, sir. 580 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,878 Jeez! Don't flash these babies around here! 581 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,077 There could be girls on this floor! 582 00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:22,983 I was very careful, sir. 583 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:25,955 You can't be too careful when it involves underwear. 584 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,355 I understand. 585 00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:30,424 I'm sorry. You wanted a tip. 586 00:40:30,494 --> 00:40:32,462 That won't be necessary, sir. 587 00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:35,056 I still have some tip left over. 588 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,895 No tip? OK. 589 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,868 No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! 590 00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:44,167 [Elevator bell rings] 591 00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,869 MAN: How do I get to Columbus Circle? 592 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,140 CONClERGE: The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi as-- 593 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,307 Mr. McCallister! 594 00:40:53,684 --> 00:40:55,015 Uh...excuse me. 595 00:40:55,052 --> 00:40:56,212 MAN: Sure. 596 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,557 And how are we this morning? 597 00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,389 Fine. Is my transportation here? 598 00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:05,156 Out in front, sir. 599 00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:07,891 A limousine and a pizza... 600 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:09,557 compliments of the Plaza Hotel. 601 00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:12,293 I do hope your father understands... 602 00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:14,837 that last night I was simply checking the room... 603 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:16,931 to make sure everything was in order. 604 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,737 Oh, he was pretty mad. 605 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,038 He was? 606 00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:21,305 He said he didn't come to New York... 607 00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:23,711 to get his naked rear end spied on. 608 00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:26,110 Of course not. 609 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,118 Will he be down...soon? 610 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,585 He already left. 611 00:41:31,388 --> 00:41:33,253 Oh. I would have liked... 612 00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:35,485 to have offered my personal apology. 613 00:41:35,526 --> 00:41:37,357 If some guy looked at you in the shower... 614 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:39,089 would you ever want to see him again? 615 00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:41,364 I suppose not. 616 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:43,696 I don't think you'll see him for the rest of our trip. 617 00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:45,695 I understand. 618 00:41:46,537 --> 00:41:47,697 Bye. 619 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:52,508 Have a lovely day. 620 00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:01,374 "M, M, M... 621 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:04,216 "McCallister." 622 00:42:17,134 --> 00:42:19,034 -Morning, Mr. McCallister. -Good morning. 623 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:25,968 JOHNNY MATHlS SlNGlNG: It's beginning to look a lot 624 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:27,170 Iike Christmas 625 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:30,442 CEDRlC: Mr. McCallister, here's your very own... 626 00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:32,142 cheese pizza. 627 00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:35,151 JOHNNY MATHlS SlNGlNG: Take a look in the five and ten 628 00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:36,846 Listening once again 629 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:41,017 With candy canes and silver lanes aglow 630 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:45,620 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 631 00:42:45,696 --> 00:42:49,723 Toys in every store 632 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,791 But the prettiest sight to see 633 00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:53,427 Is the holly that will be 634 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:54,630 KEVlN: Hello? 635 00:42:54,672 --> 00:42:56,299 DRlVER: Hello. 636 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,932 Know any good toy stores? 637 00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:59,442 Yes, sir! 638 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,014 BACKGROUND SlNGERS: It's beginning to look a lot 639 00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:07,347 Iike Christmas 640 00:43:07,384 --> 00:43:11,650 Soon the bells will start 641 00:43:11,689 --> 00:43:14,021 JOHNNY MATHlS: And the thing that will make them ring 642 00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:15,923 Is the carol that you sing 643 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,791 Right within your heart 644 00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:19,055 CONClERGE: Bingo! 645 00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:37,703 HARRY: Get out of here! Go on! Get out of here! 646 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,147 Beat it! Get out of here! 647 00:43:40,184 --> 00:43:41,617 Hey...Marv! 648 00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:43,586 Get over here! I got to talk to you! 649 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,359 MARV: Whoa! Whoa! 650 00:43:57,901 --> 00:43:59,027 Would you like a scarf? 651 00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:01,833 Forget the scarf, Marv. We got to talk. 652 00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:05,232 We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big-- 653 00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:07,402 you know, your banks, jewelry stores. 654 00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:09,036 We don't want goods. 655 00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:12,082 We need cash, and we need it now. 656 00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:13,583 MARV: How about, uh... 657 00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:15,084 hotels? 658 00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:16,814 Tourists carry lots of cash. 659 00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:18,321 There's no guarantees. 660 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:19,652 I got a better idea. 661 00:44:19,723 --> 00:44:21,953 Stores don't deposit cash on Christmas Eve. 662 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:24,426 The only stores that'll have cash on hand... 663 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:27,555 are ones that deal in moderate-priced goods. 664 00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:29,031 MARV: Right...right. 665 00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:32,593 HARRY: What stores make lots of cash Christmas Eve... 666 00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:34,866 that nobody's going to think to rob? 667 00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:36,833 Candy stores. 668 00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:40,100 Nine-year-olds rob candy stores, Marv. 669 00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:43,240 This is what I had in mind. 670 00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:46,007 MARV: That's brilliant, Harry. 671 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:47,448 Brilliant! 672 00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:51,280 HARRY: Yep. There's nobody dumb enough... 673 00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:54,017 to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve. 674 00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:55,616 Oh, yes, there is. 675 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,136 DRlVER: Here we are, sir... 676 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,146 Duncan's Toy Chest. 677 00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:20,474 Merry Christmas, Kevin. 678 00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:06,353 This is the greatest accident of my life. 679 00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:26,775 Marv. Marv! 680 00:46:26,850 --> 00:46:29,478 Hey, nice house, but there's no bathroom in it. 681 00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:33,853 MARV: What's the plan? 682 00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:36,826 HARRY: Everybody leaves for a nice holiday off. 683 00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:38,259 We come out of our little houses... 684 00:46:41,765 --> 00:46:43,426 Yeah, then what? 685 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,833 We empty the registers and walk out like we own the joint. 686 00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:47,564 Great plan, Harry! 687 00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:50,065 MAN: Shake his hand. 688 00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:52,735 CASHlER: Well, now thank you and merry Christmas. 689 00:46:52,776 --> 00:46:54,107 Say hello to the family. 690 00:46:55,579 --> 00:46:57,911 Oh, yes. Let me see. 691 00:46:57,948 --> 00:46:59,472 Eh... 692 00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,480 You shopping alone? 693 00:47:02,519 --> 00:47:03,986 In New York? 694 00:47:04,021 --> 00:47:05,955 Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow. 695 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:07,889 CASHlER: I was just checking. 696 00:47:07,925 --> 00:47:09,415 KEVlN: That's very responsible of you. 697 00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:11,086 CASHlER: Oh, well, thank you. 698 00:47:11,128 --> 00:47:13,028 KEVlN: My pleasure. 699 00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:16,794 CASHlER: That'll be $23.75. 700 00:47:18,602 --> 00:47:19,728 My, my, my! 701 00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:21,761 Where did you get all that money? 702 00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:24,897 Uh...I have a lot of grandmothers. 703 00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:26,068 CASHlER: Oh. 704 00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:28,134 Well, that explains it. 705 00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:32,043 This is a really nice store-- 706 00:47:32,115 --> 00:47:35,084 one of the finer toy dealerships I've ever visited. 707 00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:36,449 CASHlER: Oh, well, thank you. 708 00:47:36,486 --> 00:47:38,454 KEVlN: Mr. Duncan must be a pretty nice guy... 709 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,490 Ietting all the kids come into his store... 710 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:41,991 and play with his toys. 711 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,925 Most toy stores prohibit that. 712 00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:45,485 -Oh, is that so? -Yep. 713 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,929 Well, he loves kids. 714 00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:49,432 As a matter of fact... 715 00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,934 all the money the store takes in today... 716 00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:55,598 Mr. Duncan is donating it to the Children's Hospital... 717 00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:57,937 and the day after Christmas... 718 00:47:57,975 --> 00:48:01,138 we empty all the money in the cash register... 719 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:04,669 and Mr. Duncan just takes it right down to the hospital. 720 00:48:04,748 --> 00:48:06,340 That's very generous of him. 721 00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:10,113 Well, children bring him a lot of joy... 722 00:48:10,153 --> 00:48:13,452 as they do to everyone who appreciates them. 723 00:48:18,996 --> 00:48:20,623 I'm not supposed to spend this money... 724 00:48:20,664 --> 00:48:22,723 but I have twenty dollars from shoveling snow... 725 00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:24,063 in a jar in our garage... 726 00:48:24,101 --> 00:48:26,035 where my older brother can't find it. 727 00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,196 So I'll pay my mother back with that. 728 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:30,206 You can give this to Mr. Duncan. 729 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,504 The hospital needs it more than I do. 730 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:34,533 Besides, I'll probably spend it on stuff... 731 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:37,308 that'll rot my teeth and my mind. 732 00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:43,047 Aw...that's-- that's very sweet of you. 733 00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:46,419 Eh...you see that tree there? 734 00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:50,324 To show our appreciation for your generosity... 735 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,227 I'm going to let you select an object from that tree... 736 00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:55,231 that you can take home with you. 737 00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:57,233 -Free? -Oh, yeah. 738 00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:59,497 CASHlER: Eh...may-- may I make a suggestion? 739 00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:00,662 KEVlN: OK. 740 00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:03,002 CASHlER: Take the turtledoves. 741 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,940 I could have two? 742 00:49:04,975 --> 00:49:07,535 Well, two turtledoves. 743 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:08,805 I'll tell you what you do. 744 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,745 You keep one... 745 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:15,616 and you give the other one to a very special person. 746 00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:17,085 You see... 747 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,113 turtledoves are a symbol of friendship and love. 748 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:25,554 As long as each of you have your turtledove... 749 00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,189 you'll be friends forever. 750 00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:30,699 Wow! I never knew that. 751 00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:32,599 I thought they were just part of a song. 752 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:33,864 They are... 753 00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:36,600 and--and for that very special reason. 754 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,403 Wow! 755 00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:40,137 Thanks. 756 00:49:40,177 --> 00:49:41,474 Merry Christmas. 757 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:43,877 Merry Christmas to you, too. 758 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:45,472 Be sure to bundle up if you go outside. 759 00:49:45,549 --> 00:49:46,811 It's a little nippy. 760 00:49:46,850 --> 00:49:50,183 Oh, thank you, l--I'll do that. 761 00:50:27,057 --> 00:50:29,184 Well, where to? 762 00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:32,093 You promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo. 763 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:41,603 Hey! 764 00:50:41,638 --> 00:50:43,128 Look who it is, Marv. 765 00:50:46,576 --> 00:50:48,476 Come on. Let's get him. 766 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:52,175 WOMAN: Oh! Hey! 767 00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:55,548 HARRY: Hiya, pal. 768 00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:56,745 [Kevin gasps] 769 00:51:03,427 --> 00:51:09,229 Aah! 770 00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:10,631 Aah! 771 00:51:14,504 --> 00:51:15,766 HARRY: Come on! 772 00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:32,214 MAN: Hey! 773 00:51:38,061 --> 00:51:39,426 MAN: Hey! Watch it, man! 774 00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:41,897 [Package shatters] 775 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,264 VENDOR: Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush. 776 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:47,270 Two forfive dollars, fourforten. 777 00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:48,430 All right. 778 00:51:48,472 --> 00:51:50,030 MARV: There he is! 779 00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:51,665 VENDOR: All right, kiddo! 780 00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,676 -Thanks. -Merry Christmas. 781 00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:55,701 -Oh! Hey! -Whoa! 782 00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:57,542 MAN: Excuse me! 783 00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:24,906 -Whoa! -Whoa! 784 00:52:24,941 --> 00:52:26,135 -Oh! -Oh! 785 00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:29,576 MARV: Ohh! 786 00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:32,814 Yes! 787 00:52:32,849 --> 00:52:34,180 WOMAN: Thank you for your suggestion. 788 00:52:34,217 --> 00:52:36,378 CONClERGE: My duty and my pleasure. 789 00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:50,431 KEVlN: You got to help me! There's two guys after me! 790 00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:52,332 What's the matter? 791 00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:54,098 Store wouldn't take your... 792 00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:57,168 stolen credit card? 793 00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:01,033 Let's see what the police have to say about this. 794 00:53:06,283 --> 00:53:07,409 HARRY: Get up! Get up! 795 00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:11,118 Come on! Let's go get him! 796 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:16,288 CONClERGE: Get back here, you little thief! 797 00:53:18,995 --> 00:53:20,292 Stop that child! 798 00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:24,426 CEDRlC: Grab him! 799 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:30,504 [Elevator bell rings] 800 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:42,517 CONClERGE: You little sh-- 801 00:53:44,087 --> 00:53:46,385 I've committed credit card fraud. 802 00:53:46,423 --> 00:53:48,687 CONClERGE: Get me security! 803 00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:52,058 We've got to stop that delinquent! 804 00:53:52,095 --> 00:53:54,359 Come along, Cedric. 805 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,951 I've had enough of this vacation. 806 00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:16,612 I'm going home. 807 00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:28,859 Hold it right there. 808 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,762 This is the concierge, sir! 809 00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:35,867 I knew it was you. 810 00:54:35,905 --> 00:54:38,100 I could smell you getting off the elevator. 811 00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:43,006 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 812 00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:48,449 Yes, sir...I was. 813 00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:49,952 JOHNNY: You was here... 814 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:52,352 and you was smooching with my brother! 815 00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:57,752 I'm--I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir. 816 00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:59,284 Don't give me that. 817 00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:01,320 You been smooching with everybody! 818 00:55:01,364 --> 00:55:04,231 Snuffy, Al, Leo... 819 00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:06,030 Iittle Mo with the gimpy leg... 820 00:55:06,069 --> 00:55:08,469 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff. 821 00:55:08,505 --> 00:55:10,029 [Gasps] 822 00:55:12,242 --> 00:55:13,402 No! 823 00:55:15,011 --> 00:55:16,603 It's a lie! 824 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,614 JOHNNY: I could go on forever, baby. 825 00:55:19,582 --> 00:55:21,447 I'm terribly sorry, sir... 826 00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:24,078 but I'm afraid you're mistaken. 827 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,111 We're looking for a young man. 828 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:27,646 All right. 829 00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:29,352 I believe you... 830 00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:30,825 but my Tommy gun don't! 831 00:55:32,195 --> 00:55:35,028 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 832 00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,259 CONClERGE: On your knees. 833 00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:51,007 I love you! 834 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:56,216 You got to do betterthan that! 835 00:55:57,721 --> 00:55:59,951 EVERYONE: I love you! 836 00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:04,888 JOHNNY: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 837 00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:07,021 That's why I'm going to let you go. 838 00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:10,760 I'm going to give you to the count of three... 839 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,930 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown... 840 00:56:14,971 --> 00:56:17,599 four-flushing carcass out my door! 841 00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:20,875 -One. -Open up the door! 842 00:56:20,910 --> 00:56:22,070 Two. 843 00:56:24,514 --> 00:56:26,675 Ha ha ha ha ha! 844 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,217 Ha ha ha ha ha! 845 00:56:28,251 --> 00:56:29,650 [Tommy gun firing] 846 00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:38,088 Three! 847 00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:40,858 JOHNNY: Merry Christmas, you filthy animal... 848 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,695 [Tommy gun fires] 849 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,826 JOHNNY: and a happy New Year. 850 00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:47,166 [Gunshot] 851 00:56:48,505 --> 00:56:49,631 Stay in your rooms! 852 00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,469 This is an emergency! 853 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:54,841 There's an insane guest with a gun! 854 00:57:05,622 --> 00:57:10,286 KEVlN: Nooo! 855 00:57:10,326 --> 00:57:11,486 HARRY: Come to papa! 856 00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:16,121 MARV: Ha! Round trip to Miami. 857 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:18,361 What's the matter? Get on the wrong plane, squirt? 858 00:57:18,401 --> 00:57:20,369 HARRY: Looks like you won't be needing this, kid. 859 00:57:20,403 --> 00:57:23,133 MARV: American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy. 860 00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:24,834 HARRY: Come on! 861 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:27,876 HARRY: We spent nine months in jail... 862 00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:30,345 thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. 863 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:32,348 We were wrong, little buddy. 864 00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:34,850 MARV: We busted out of the clink, and we're doing fine. 865 00:57:34,918 --> 00:57:36,385 We'll be doing even better... 866 00:57:36,419 --> 00:57:38,387 because we're not robbing houses anymore. 867 00:57:38,421 --> 00:57:39,786 Now we're robbing toy stores. 868 00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:41,256 At midnight tonight... 869 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,849 we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 870 00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:45,190 Five floors of cash. 871 00:57:45,228 --> 00:57:47,128 After that, we grab a couple of phony passports-- 872 00:57:47,163 --> 00:57:50,223 HARRY: Marv! Marv, you want to shut up? 873 00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:51,392 MARV: What's the difference? 874 00:57:51,434 --> 00:57:53,061 He's not going to talk to anybody... 875 00:57:53,102 --> 00:57:54,899 except maybe a fish. 876 00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:56,371 Or the undertaker. 877 00:57:56,406 --> 00:57:58,374 HARRY: Let's just get him to the subway tunnel. 878 00:57:58,408 --> 00:58:01,070 I'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice. 879 00:58:03,246 --> 00:58:05,043 HARRY: I've got a gun in my pocket. 880 00:58:05,081 --> 00:58:06,207 You open your mouth... 881 00:58:06,249 --> 00:58:08,342 and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead. 882 00:58:29,405 --> 00:58:30,633 Well, hello. 883 00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:36,704 -He did it. -Did what? 884 00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:40,609 Thanks. 885 00:58:44,587 --> 00:58:45,679 HARRY: Get him, will ya! 886 00:58:45,755 --> 00:58:46,847 MARV: He went in the park. 887 00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:48,049 HARRY: What are you doing? 888 00:58:48,124 --> 00:58:49,284 Get up! 889 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,188 MARV: Overthere! 890 00:59:30,099 --> 00:59:31,225 BOY: Quit it! 891 00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:32,825 -Hey! -Creep! 892 00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:35,064 -Give it! -What are you doing? 893 00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:37,706 MARV: Hey, Harry, I got him. 894 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,264 HARRY: Let me see. That ain't him. 895 00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:41,709 Put him down. That ain't him. 896 00:59:42,378 --> 00:59:44,039 We should've shot him when we had the chance. 897 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,776 I hate pulling a job knowing that creep is on the loose. 898 00:59:46,816 --> 00:59:49,512 MARV: What can he do? Kids are helpless. 899 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:50,746 HARRY: Not this kid. 900 00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,651 MARV: This time, he doesn't have a houseful... 901 00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:55,055 of dangerous goodies to get us with. 902 00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:57,059 He's in the park. He's alone. 903 00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:59,391 Kids are a-scared of the park. 904 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,397 HARRY: Yeah. Grown men come in the park... 905 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:02,557 and don't leave alive. 906 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,396 MARV: Yeah. 907 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,095 HARRY: Good luck, little fella. 908 01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:18,346 KEVlN: I want to go home. 909 01:00:19,749 --> 01:00:21,216 Mom, where are you? 910 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,886 [Speaking Spanish] 911 01:00:49,612 --> 01:00:51,375 [Telephone rings] 912 01:00:51,414 --> 01:00:52,881 Turn that down. 913 01:00:54,951 --> 01:00:56,384 -Hello. -Kate McCallister, please. 914 01:00:56,419 --> 01:00:58,614 -This is she. -Ma'am, we found your son. 915 01:00:58,688 --> 01:01:01,384 -What? -The police know where Kevin is. 916 01:01:01,424 --> 01:01:02,891 MAN: He's in New York City. 917 01:01:02,925 --> 01:01:04,187 He's in New York. 918 01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:05,785 -New York? -New York? 919 01:01:05,828 --> 01:01:08,388 MAN: He checked into the Plaza with your husband's credit card. 920 01:01:08,431 --> 01:01:12,128 I'm sure he was scared. He's not a troublemaker. 921 01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:14,568 Would you hold just a second? 922 01:01:14,604 --> 01:01:16,504 He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel. 923 01:01:16,539 --> 01:01:18,200 Do they still have him? 924 01:01:18,241 --> 01:01:19,401 Do they have him? 925 01:01:19,442 --> 01:01:21,103 MAN: No, police are still looking. 926 01:01:21,144 --> 01:01:23,044 Damn it! 927 01:01:23,079 --> 01:01:25,604 We're on the next flight out. Thank you. 928 01:01:25,648 --> 01:01:26,876 We're going to New York. 929 01:01:26,916 --> 01:01:28,315 -Yes! -Yes! 930 01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:31,977 He ran away when they questioned him about the card. 931 01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:33,522 He must be so scared. 932 01:01:33,589 --> 01:01:35,819 Would he go to my brother's place? 933 01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:36,984 Aren't they in Paris? 934 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:38,516 Maybe there's a housesitter. 935 01:01:38,594 --> 01:01:40,391 I thought you said they're renovating. 936 01:02:13,796 --> 01:02:16,230 [Knock on door] 937 01:02:20,503 --> 01:02:22,698 Hello! 938 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,730 Uncle Rob? 939 01:02:24,774 --> 01:02:25,832 Aunt Georgette? 940 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,207 Anybody home? 941 01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:30,075 Hello! 942 01:02:30,113 --> 01:02:31,808 Anybody home? 943 01:02:31,848 --> 01:02:35,249 It's me, your favorite nephew Kevin. 944 01:02:35,318 --> 01:02:37,309 Uncle Rob! 945 01:02:37,386 --> 01:02:39,411 Aunt Georgette! 946 01:03:00,409 --> 01:03:02,400 [Muttering] 947 01:03:22,698 --> 01:03:24,393 Watch it, kid! 948 01:03:24,433 --> 01:03:27,425 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 949 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:30,462 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 950 01:03:30,506 --> 01:03:32,497 WOMAN: Hey, looking for somebody... 951 01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:34,737 to read you a bedtime story? 952 01:03:34,777 --> 01:03:37,473 [Laughing] 953 01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:42,183 Taxi! 954 01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:57,331 Boy, it's scary out there. 955 01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:00,400 Ain't much better in here, kid. 956 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,526 I don't want to ever take a vacation like this again. 957 01:05:01,664 --> 01:05:03,222 Where did all you come from? 958 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:05,234 I may not have enough for everybody. 959 01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:07,259 How hungry are you guys? 960 01:05:08,804 --> 01:05:10,999 Well, you guys ate all my food. 961 01:05:26,389 --> 01:05:29,222 Aah! 962 01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:36,228 Aah! 963 01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:37,425 Aah! 964 01:05:38,367 --> 01:05:40,528 Aah! 965 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:13,362 Look, I'm sorry I screamed in yourface. 966 01:06:13,402 --> 01:06:15,734 You were just trying to help me, right? 967 01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:20,570 I'm Kevin McCallister. 968 01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:23,507 Your birds are real nice. 969 01:06:24,513 --> 01:06:25,912 I've seen you before. 970 01:06:25,948 --> 01:06:28,473 You had pigeons all over you. 971 01:06:28,551 --> 01:06:30,781 At first, you looked kind of scary. 972 01:06:30,853 --> 01:06:33,321 But when I think about it, it's not so bad. 973 01:06:33,356 --> 01:06:35,449 They must be all over you 'cause they like you. 974 01:06:37,693 --> 01:06:39,820 If I'm bothering you, I can leave. 975 01:06:39,862 --> 01:06:41,727 Am I bothering you? 976 01:06:42,865 --> 01:06:44,127 No. 977 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:47,761 Good. I'm not a pain in the butt? 978 01:06:49,872 --> 01:06:51,032 No. 979 01:06:55,778 --> 01:06:57,336 Will those pigeons come back on their own... 980 01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:58,779 or do you have to call them? 981 01:07:10,159 --> 01:07:11,319 WOMAN: Give me your hand. 982 01:07:15,398 --> 01:07:16,888 They can hear it. 983 01:07:34,450 --> 01:07:35,974 This is great. 984 01:07:40,289 --> 01:07:41,688 It's pretty cold out. 985 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:44,192 I could sure go for a cup of hot chocolate. 986 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:46,694 How about you? My treat. 987 01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:54,397 KEVlN: I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in Central Park. 988 01:07:54,437 --> 01:07:56,803 Can we go someplace warm? 989 01:07:56,839 --> 01:07:58,932 WOMAN: Yes. I know a place. 990 01:08:06,048 --> 01:08:10,041 [Playing "Adeste Fideles"] 991 01:08:46,422 --> 01:08:47,582 KEVlN: Nice music. 992 01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:51,192 This place is great. 993 01:08:52,261 --> 01:08:54,752 WOMAN: I've heard the world's great music from here. 994 01:08:56,765 --> 01:08:59,256 Ella Fitzgerald, Count Basie... 995 01:08:59,335 --> 01:09:01,326 Frank Sinatra... 996 01:09:01,403 --> 01:09:02,802 Luciano Pavarotti. 997 01:09:08,677 --> 01:09:10,474 So, do you bring your friends up here? 998 01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:14,179 I haven't got many friends. 999 01:09:14,216 --> 01:09:16,616 Oh. Sorry. 1000 01:09:17,253 --> 01:09:18,948 I'm like the birds I care for. 1001 01:09:20,422 --> 01:09:21,753 People pass me in the street. 1002 01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:24,258 They see me, but they try to ignore me. 1003 01:09:24,293 --> 01:09:26,818 They'd prefer I wasn't part of their city. 1004 01:09:26,862 --> 01:09:28,193 Yeah. 1005 01:09:28,230 --> 01:09:30,221 It's sorta like that with my family. 1006 01:09:30,266 --> 01:09:32,234 I'm kinda the pigeon of the house... 1007 01:09:32,268 --> 01:09:34,133 just because I'm the youngest. 1008 01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:36,494 Everyone fights for position. 1009 01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,168 Everybody wants to be seen... 1010 01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:40,334 and heard. 1011 01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:42,139 I guess so. 1012 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,237 I'm seen and heard pretty much... 1013 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,271 but then I get sent to my room a lot, too. 1014 01:09:49,285 --> 01:09:51,913 I wasn't always like this, you know. 1015 01:09:51,954 --> 01:09:53,683 Oh. What were you like before? 1016 01:09:55,057 --> 01:09:56,490 I had a job... 1017 01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,152 I had a home... 1018 01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,320 I had a family. 1019 01:09:59,361 --> 01:10:00,521 Did you have any kids? 1020 01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:02,924 No. 1021 01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:05,259 Oh, I wanted them... 1022 01:10:06,302 --> 01:10:08,270 but the man I loved... 1023 01:10:08,304 --> 01:10:09,771 fell out of love with me. 1024 01:10:10,639 --> 01:10:12,106 That broke my heart. 1025 01:10:13,008 --> 01:10:15,568 And whenever the chance to be loved came along again... 1026 01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:18,043 I ran away from it. 1027 01:10:19,248 --> 01:10:20,943 I stopped trusting people. 1028 01:10:20,983 --> 01:10:22,450 No offense... 1029 01:10:22,484 --> 01:10:25,317 but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do. 1030 01:10:25,354 --> 01:10:27,879 I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. 1031 01:10:29,024 --> 01:10:31,185 You see, sometimes you can trust a person... 1032 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,695 and then, when things are down... 1033 01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:35,560 they forget about you. 1034 01:10:36,599 --> 01:10:38,328 Maybe they're just too busy. 1035 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,697 Maybe they don't forget about you... 1036 01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:42,396 but they forget to remember you. 1037 01:10:42,471 --> 01:10:44,234 I don't think people mean to forget. 1038 01:10:44,273 --> 01:10:46,503 I think it just happens. 1039 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:49,204 My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on... 1040 01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:50,872 I'd leave it on the school bus. 1041 01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:52,904 I'm just afraid if I do trust someone... 1042 01:10:52,948 --> 01:10:55,246 I'll get my heart broken again. 1043 01:10:55,284 --> 01:10:56,649 KEVlN: I understand that. 1044 01:10:56,685 --> 01:10:59,620 I used to have a really nice pair of roller blades. 1045 01:10:59,655 --> 01:11:02,215 I was afraid I'd wreck them... 1046 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,782 so I kept them in the box. 1047 01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:05,919 -You know what happened? -No. 1048 01:11:05,961 --> 01:11:07,087 I outgrew them. 1049 01:11:07,129 --> 01:11:08,721 I never wore them once outside... 1050 01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:10,959 just in my room a couple of times. 1051 01:11:12,501 --> 01:11:13,968 A person's heart and a person's feelings... 1052 01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:16,096 are very different than skates. 1053 01:11:17,006 --> 01:11:18,268 Well, they're kind of the same thing. 1054 01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:20,275 If you aren't going to use your heart... 1055 01:11:20,309 --> 01:11:22,300 then what's the difference if it gets broken? 1056 01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:24,278 If you just keep it to yourself... 1057 01:11:24,313 --> 01:11:26,543 maybe it'll be like my roller blades-- 1058 01:11:26,582 --> 01:11:28,550 when you do decide to try it... 1059 01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:30,211 it won't be any good. 1060 01:11:30,252 --> 01:11:31,719 You should take a chance. 1061 01:11:31,754 --> 01:11:33,278 You got nothing to lose. 1062 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:36,621 A bit of truth in there somewhere. 1063 01:11:36,659 --> 01:11:38,126 I think so. 1064 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,855 Your heart might still be broken... 1065 01:11:39,895 --> 01:11:41,362 but it isn't gone. 1066 01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:43,888 If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice. 1067 01:11:44,933 --> 01:11:46,298 Thank you. 1068 01:11:48,871 --> 01:11:50,099 Do you know that it's been... 1069 01:11:51,874 --> 01:11:54,638 a couple of years since I've talked to anybody? 1070 01:11:54,677 --> 01:11:57,077 That's OK. You're really good at it. 1071 01:11:57,112 --> 01:11:58,238 You're not boring. 1072 01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,077 You don't mumble or spit when you talk. 1073 01:12:00,115 --> 01:12:02,242 You should do it more often. 1074 01:12:02,284 --> 01:12:03,581 You just have to wear an outfit... 1075 01:12:03,619 --> 01:12:05,211 that doesn't have pigeon poop on it. 1076 01:12:05,254 --> 01:12:07,245 [Woman laughs] 1077 01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:09,724 Oh, I have been working very hard... 1078 01:12:09,758 --> 01:12:12,249 at keeping people away, haven't l? 1079 01:12:12,294 --> 01:12:15,024 I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone... 1080 01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:17,464 but being alone isn't much fun. 1081 01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:20,229 I don't care how much people bug me sometimes... 1082 01:12:20,302 --> 01:12:23,328 I'd rather be with somebody than by myself. 1083 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:25,830 So what are you doing running around the streets... 1084 01:12:25,908 --> 01:12:27,341 on Christmas Eve alone? 1085 01:12:27,376 --> 01:12:29,344 Did you get into trouble? 1086 01:12:29,378 --> 01:12:31,437 Yeah. 1087 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:33,004 WOMAN: You've done something wrong? 1088 01:12:33,048 --> 01:12:34,572 A lot of things. 1089 01:12:36,985 --> 01:12:40,648 Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed? 1090 01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:42,122 It's getting pretty late. 1091 01:12:42,157 --> 01:12:44,182 I don't know if I'll have enough time... 1092 01:12:44,226 --> 01:12:46,888 to erase all the bad deeds I did. 1093 01:12:46,929 --> 01:12:48,726 Well, it's Christmas Eve. 1094 01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:50,527 Good deeds count for extra tonight. 1095 01:12:50,599 --> 01:12:53,591 -They do? -Of course they do. 1096 01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:55,899 So you must think of the most important thing... 1097 01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:57,462 that you can do for others... 1098 01:12:57,539 --> 01:12:59,166 and go and do it. 1099 01:12:59,975 --> 01:13:02,170 Just follow the star in your own heart. 1100 01:13:03,779 --> 01:13:05,269 OK. 1101 01:13:06,281 --> 01:13:07,748 It's getting pretty late. 1102 01:13:07,783 --> 01:13:09,273 I better get going. 1103 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:19,757 If I don't see you again, I hope everything turns out OK. 1104 01:13:19,795 --> 01:13:21,126 Thank you. 1105 01:13:22,331 --> 01:13:23,889 Say good-bye to your birds for me. 1106 01:13:23,966 --> 01:13:25,092 Oh, I will. 1107 01:13:33,809 --> 01:13:34,935 Merry Christmas. 1108 01:13:34,977 --> 01:13:36,376 Merry Christmas. 1109 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:39,870 If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. 1110 01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:42,247 I won't forget to remember you. 1111 01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:45,253 Don't make promises you can't keep. 1112 01:14:01,069 --> 01:14:07,736 CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Distant stars at home up in the heavens 1113 01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:11,234 Wonder what they see 1114 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:14,738 Are they watching me? 1115 01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:17,752 Christmas star 1116 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:22,086 You watch the world so wisely 1117 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:26,060 At my journey's end 1118 01:14:26,094 --> 01:14:29,154 Will you be my true friend? 1119 01:14:29,231 --> 01:14:32,997 Starlight, shine bright 1120 01:14:33,068 --> 01:14:37,004 See me through the dark night 1121 01:14:37,072 --> 01:14:40,838 Light my pathway 1122 01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:44,368 Guide me home for Christmas 1123 01:14:44,413 --> 01:14:46,711 DUNCAN: All the money in the cash register... 1124 01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:50,411 Mr. Duncan is going to donate to the Children's Hospital. 1125 01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:54,682 MARV: At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 1126 01:14:54,723 --> 01:14:56,714 You can mess with a lot of things... 1127 01:14:56,758 --> 01:14:59,727 but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. 1128 01:17:20,268 --> 01:17:21,360 CONClERGE: We'd like to offer you... 1129 01:17:21,436 --> 01:17:23,529 a complimentary suite while you're here. 1130 01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:26,740 It's a penthouse with a view of the park. 1131 01:17:26,775 --> 01:17:27,901 I think you'll find it satisfactory. 1132 01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:31,470 It was recently vacated by the Countess of Worcestershire. 1133 01:17:31,513 --> 01:17:34,846 What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone? 1134 01:17:34,883 --> 01:17:37,545 The boy had a very convincing story. 1135 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:39,986 What kind of idiots are working here? 1136 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:43,489 The finest in New York. 1137 01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:45,891 PETER: When you discovered the credit card was stolen-- 1138 01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:48,020 I made the discovery. 1139 01:17:48,063 --> 01:17:49,587 Why did you let him leave? 1140 01:17:50,599 --> 01:17:52,590 When we attempted to confront him, he ran. 1141 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,828 You scared him away. 1142 01:17:53,902 --> 01:17:56,029 KATE: It's Christmas Eve, and because of you... 1143 01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:58,572 our child is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world. 1144 01:18:02,411 --> 01:18:04,936 Could you take our family and our luggage up to the room? 1145 01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:06,379 Yes, sir. 1146 01:18:06,415 --> 01:18:07,814 Run along, Cedric. 1147 01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:09,544 I'm going down to the police station... 1148 01:18:09,584 --> 01:18:11,711 and make sure they're trying to find Kevin. 1149 01:18:11,753 --> 01:18:13,550 I want you to stay with the kids. 1150 01:18:13,588 --> 01:18:16,079 -No. I'm going to look for him. -What? 1151 01:18:16,124 --> 01:18:17,557 With all due respect, madam... 1152 01:18:17,592 --> 01:18:20,390 your son is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world. 1153 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,498 Could you stay out of this, please? 1154 01:18:23,565 --> 01:18:25,123 As you wish. 1155 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:27,532 Thank you. I don't think it's a good idea... 1156 01:18:27,569 --> 01:18:30,436 for you to run around New York City all by yourself. 1157 01:18:30,472 --> 01:18:32,337 If our son can do it, I can do it. 1158 01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:33,671 Peter, I'll be fine. 1159 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:34,835 The way I'm feeling... 1160 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:36,867 no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. 1161 01:18:38,346 --> 01:18:40,610 CONClERGE: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites... 1162 01:18:40,649 --> 01:18:41,980 armed to the teeth-- 1163 01:18:44,319 --> 01:18:46,810 Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside. 1164 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,719 [Clock chiming] 1165 01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:24,090 Marv, Marv, come on. Let's go. 1166 01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,113 Marv... 1167 01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:48,309 crowbars up. 1168 01:19:54,222 --> 01:19:55,985 Merry Christmas, Harry. 1169 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,287 Happy Hanukkah, Marv. 1170 01:20:12,674 --> 01:20:15,768 MARV: This is more money than I can even count. 1171 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:18,041 HARRY: Makes you wonder why we spent so much time... 1172 01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:19,205 robbing private homes. 1173 01:20:19,247 --> 01:20:20,805 MARV: Ha ha! 1174 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:37,060 MARV: The amazing thing is, we're fugitives from the law... 1175 01:20:37,132 --> 01:20:39,498 we're up to our elbows in cash... 1176 01:20:39,534 --> 01:20:41,126 and nobody even knows about it. 1177 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:46,907 He's back! 1178 01:20:48,276 --> 01:20:49,743 He took our picture! 1179 01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:51,336 How did my hair look? 1180 01:20:57,319 --> 01:20:58,809 KEVlN: This is it. 1181 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,344 No turning back. 1182 01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:03,187 Another Christmas in the trenches. 1183 01:21:05,126 --> 01:21:08,857 No! 1184 01:21:10,332 --> 01:21:12,323 [Alarm bell ringing] 1185 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,765 Wow. 1186 01:21:13,802 --> 01:21:15,269 HARRY: That's it. Get the money! 1187 01:21:15,303 --> 01:21:16,770 I'll kill him! 1188 01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:18,705 That little friggin' son of a dirty... 1189 01:21:26,414 --> 01:21:28,177 -I'm coming, Harry! -Marv! 1190 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:34,656 HARRY: Aah! 1191 01:21:37,359 --> 01:21:38,621 Harry? 1192 01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:40,855 Uhhh... 1193 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,124 Harry! 1194 01:21:43,265 --> 01:21:44,357 That was incredible! 1195 01:21:44,432 --> 01:21:46,900 [Mutters] 1196 01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:50,268 I twisted my ankle on that board there. 1197 01:21:50,305 --> 01:21:53,399 -Where is he? -Hey, guys, smile! 1198 01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:57,371 HARRY: Come on. Come on! 1199 01:21:57,412 --> 01:21:58,538 Help me. 1200 01:21:58,580 --> 01:21:59,877 MARV: I got you. 1201 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,075 I got you. 1202 01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:29,032 Taxi! 1203 01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:36,410 Times Square. 1204 01:22:58,273 --> 01:22:59,638 MARV: Where'd he go? 1205 01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:03,901 KEVlN: I'm up here! Come and get me! 1206 01:23:05,447 --> 01:23:06,846 Let's kill! 1207 01:23:06,881 --> 01:23:08,576 Hold on, pea-brain. 1208 01:23:08,616 --> 01:23:09,844 We got busted last time... 1209 01:23:09,884 --> 01:23:12,318 because we underestimated that little bundle of misery. 1210 01:23:12,354 --> 01:23:14,049 This ain't like the last time. 1211 01:23:14,089 --> 01:23:16,319 This ain't his house. The kid's running scared. 1212 01:23:16,391 --> 01:23:18,052 He ain't got a plan. 1213 01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:20,989 May I do the thinking, please? 1214 01:23:22,731 --> 01:23:23,891 Thank you. 1215 01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:27,460 Sonny! 1216 01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:28,969 Yes? 1217 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,472 HARRY: Nothing would thrill me more greatly... 1218 01:23:31,506 --> 01:23:32,973 than to shoot you. 1219 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,475 Knocking off a youngster... 1220 01:23:34,509 --> 01:23:37,342 ain't going to mean all that much to me, understand? 1221 01:23:37,379 --> 01:23:38,505 KEVlN: Mm-hmm. 1222 01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:42,107 But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. 1223 01:23:42,150 --> 01:23:44,311 You throw down your camera... 1224 01:23:44,352 --> 01:23:46,820 and we won't hurt you. 1225 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:49,619 You'll never hear from us again. 1226 01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:51,158 OK? 1227 01:23:51,192 --> 01:23:52,557 You promise? 1228 01:23:53,294 --> 01:23:56,821 I cross my heart and hope to die. 1229 01:23:56,898 --> 01:23:58,729 OK. 1230 01:24:04,572 --> 01:24:07,234 OK, kid, give it to me. 1231 01:24:14,182 --> 01:24:16,082 MARV: Ohh... 1232 01:24:16,117 --> 01:24:17,311 Direct hit! 1233 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,449 How many fingers am I holding up, Marv? 1234 01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:28,521 Eight? 1235 01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:34,931 OK, kid. You want to throw bricks? 1236 01:24:34,969 --> 01:24:36,527 Go ahead! Throw another one! 1237 01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:44,108 If you can't do any better than that, kid... 1238 01:24:44,145 --> 01:24:45,669 you're gonna lose! 1239 01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:48,778 Harry... 1240 01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:50,250 no. 1241 01:24:56,191 --> 01:24:57,715 You got any more? 1242 01:25:00,862 --> 01:25:03,729 Come on, Marv. Get up. He's out of bricks. 1243 01:25:09,204 --> 01:25:10,603 Ha ba... 1244 01:25:10,638 --> 01:25:13,505 -What? -[Gibberish] 1245 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:15,771 -What? -[Gibberish] 1246 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:18,006 HARRY: What? 1247 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:22,242 That did it! 1248 01:25:22,283 --> 01:25:24,114 Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it! 1249 01:25:24,152 --> 01:25:25,585 Marv, get up. 1250 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,053 You go this way, I'll go around back. 1251 01:25:31,993 --> 01:25:33,119 Harry? 1252 01:25:34,662 --> 01:25:36,129 Harry? 1253 01:25:37,665 --> 01:25:39,428 Harry? 1254 01:26:03,191 --> 01:26:04,317 Huh? 1255 01:26:28,383 --> 01:26:29,577 [Clack] 1256 01:26:29,617 --> 01:26:32,609 Yeow! 1257 01:26:37,659 --> 01:26:40,127 [Muttering] 1258 01:26:52,607 --> 01:26:53,869 Oh! 1259 01:26:58,446 --> 01:27:00,812 [Muttering] 1260 01:27:25,873 --> 01:27:26,999 Ohh! 1261 01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:35,672 [Muttering] 1262 01:28:05,747 --> 01:28:08,580 MARV: Harry, I've reached the top! 1263 01:28:09,951 --> 01:28:12,784 Whoa--Aah! 1264 01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:20,859 [Vertebrae crackle] 1265 01:28:23,765 --> 01:28:25,323 Ahh. 1266 01:28:26,768 --> 01:28:28,759 [Muttering] 1267 01:28:38,179 --> 01:28:39,669 Yaah! 1268 01:28:56,197 --> 01:28:57,824 HARRY: Ha ha ha ha ha! 1269 01:29:01,569 --> 01:29:03,662 You got to do better than this, kid! 1270 01:29:05,239 --> 01:29:06,831 Ha ha ha-- 1271 01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:10,536 Ohh... 1272 01:29:10,578 --> 01:29:11,738 Uh! 1273 01:29:26,928 --> 01:29:28,327 -[Crack] -Aah! 1274 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,194 Wow. 1275 01:29:30,231 --> 01:29:31,721 What a hole. 1276 01:29:53,154 --> 01:29:54,644 Whoa! Whoa! 1277 01:29:58,926 --> 01:30:00,052 Oh! 1278 01:30:06,434 --> 01:30:08,265 Oh! 1279 01:30:08,302 --> 01:30:11,669 Aah! Aah! 1280 01:30:11,706 --> 01:30:12,866 Uh-oh. 1281 01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:18,572 Oh! 1282 01:30:18,613 --> 01:30:19,739 Little creep! 1283 01:30:19,781 --> 01:30:21,339 [Muttering] 1284 01:30:41,068 --> 01:30:42,228 Ah! 1285 01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:05,318 Aah! 1286 01:31:41,229 --> 01:31:43,026 Ohh! 1287 01:31:43,064 --> 01:31:45,123 Ohh! 1288 01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:47,157 [Screaming] 1289 01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:06,680 Aah! 1290 01:32:31,846 --> 01:32:33,279 Heh heh heh heh heh heh. 1291 01:32:44,025 --> 01:32:45,117 Oh! 1292 01:32:45,192 --> 01:32:48,025 Ah! Ah! Ah! He did it! 1293 01:33:39,780 --> 01:33:41,179 Harry? 1294 01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:03,664 I'm coming up! 1295 01:34:09,810 --> 01:34:11,437 Uh-oh. 1296 01:34:18,986 --> 01:34:20,920 I'm going to murderthat kid. 1297 01:34:22,757 --> 01:34:23,883 Ah-choo! 1298 01:34:39,006 --> 01:34:40,200 Yes! 1299 01:34:47,348 --> 01:34:48,508 Whoa! 1300 01:34:56,991 --> 01:34:58,117 Whoop. 1301 01:35:01,228 --> 01:35:02,354 Oh! 1302 01:35:10,404 --> 01:35:11,803 MARV: Hey! 1303 01:35:11,839 --> 01:35:14,967 Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? 1304 01:35:15,009 --> 01:35:17,477 Harry! He's in the living room! 1305 01:35:17,511 --> 01:35:18,773 [Muttering] 1306 01:35:18,813 --> 01:35:19,973 He went up the ladder! 1307 01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:32,518 Aah! 1308 01:35:34,862 --> 01:35:37,057 Ohh... 1309 01:35:38,032 --> 01:35:39,932 I'm coming, Harry. 1310 01:35:39,967 --> 01:35:41,594 I'm coming. 1311 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,265 Harry, Harry. 1312 01:35:49,744 --> 01:35:51,712 Hey, you didn't lose any teeth. 1313 01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:53,213 Come on. He went to the second floor. 1314 01:35:54,115 --> 01:35:55,241 KEVlN: Hey... 1315 01:35:55,282 --> 01:35:56,806 why don't you guys try the stairs? 1316 01:35:57,518 --> 01:35:58,678 MARV: Right. 1317 01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:03,348 HARRY: Wait a minute. Wait a minute! 1318 01:36:04,191 --> 01:36:05,488 Don't you remember what happened last year? 1319 01:36:06,494 --> 01:36:07,620 No. 1320 01:36:07,661 --> 01:36:09,185 Watch this. 1321 01:36:10,498 --> 01:36:12,193 Let's get him! 1322 01:36:12,233 --> 01:36:14,531 [Makes sound of footsteps] 1323 01:36:16,403 --> 01:36:20,635 Oh! He busted me right in my mouth, Marv! 1324 01:36:20,708 --> 01:36:22,073 That's one. 1325 01:36:22,109 --> 01:36:23,940 MARV: Don't worry, Harry! 1326 01:36:25,379 --> 01:36:26,846 I'll get him! 1327 01:36:31,786 --> 01:36:33,117 Ow! 1328 01:36:33,988 --> 01:36:35,717 Right in the schnozz! 1329 01:36:36,957 --> 01:36:38,618 HARRY: That's two. 1330 01:36:38,659 --> 01:36:39,819 Come on. Let's get him. 1331 01:36:43,164 --> 01:36:44,631 MARV: Oops. 1332 01:36:44,665 --> 01:36:47,429 -Aah! -Aah! 1333 01:36:51,705 --> 01:36:53,332 MARV: That's... 1334 01:36:53,407 --> 01:36:54,704 three. 1335 01:37:00,548 --> 01:37:01,879 HARRY: No. 1336 01:37:01,916 --> 01:37:03,577 [Clang] 1337 01:37:03,617 --> 01:37:05,608 MARV: That's four. 1338 01:37:10,324 --> 01:37:11,655 MARV: Come on, Harry. 1339 01:37:11,692 --> 01:37:13,489 HARRY: Marv, are you sure this is safe? 1340 01:37:13,527 --> 01:37:14,960 MARV: Oh, yeah. 1341 01:37:14,995 --> 01:37:17,293 Yup. I worked all the kinks out. 1342 01:37:17,331 --> 01:37:19,196 Solid as a rock. 1343 01:37:33,113 --> 01:37:34,580 [Furniture collapsing] 1344 01:37:36,050 --> 01:37:37,950 HARRY: Like a rock, huh, Marv? 1345 01:37:37,985 --> 01:37:39,612 KEVlN: Hey, do you guys give up? 1346 01:37:39,653 --> 01:37:41,120 Have you had enough pain? 1347 01:37:41,155 --> 01:37:42,315 MARV: Never! 1348 01:37:54,535 --> 01:37:57,026 HARRY: You better say every prayer you ever heard before! 1349 01:37:57,071 --> 01:38:00,063 MARV: I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas! 1350 01:38:02,509 --> 01:38:03,635 Where'd he go? 1351 01:38:04,411 --> 01:38:07,141 I'm up here, and I'm really scared. 1352 01:38:16,757 --> 01:38:17,917 HARRY: What's that sound? 1353 01:38:28,202 --> 01:38:29,829 -Aah! -Aah! 1354 01:38:38,746 --> 01:38:41,044 MARV: That was the sound of a tool chest... 1355 01:38:41,081 --> 01:38:43,641 falling down the stairs. 1356 01:38:43,684 --> 01:38:44,981 HARRY: Oh. 1357 01:38:47,121 --> 01:38:48,247 [Crunch] 1358 01:38:50,090 --> 01:38:51,250 Yes! 1359 01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:27,320 MARV: Over there! 1360 01:39:28,228 --> 01:39:30,423 HARRY: I don't care if I get the chair. I'm killing that kid! 1361 01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:35,659 HARRY: Surrender, kid! 1362 01:39:35,703 --> 01:39:36,829 MARV: He vanished. 1363 01:39:36,870 --> 01:39:38,804 KEVlN: I'm down here, you big horse's ass! 1364 01:39:42,643 --> 01:39:43,735 MARV: Whoa! 1365 01:39:43,811 --> 01:39:45,540 Nice night for a neck injury! 1366 01:39:47,081 --> 01:39:49,879 Suck brick, kid! 1367 01:39:55,189 --> 01:39:56,679 HARRY: Come on, Marv. 1368 01:39:56,724 --> 01:39:58,692 MARV: Oh, I don't know. 1369 01:39:58,726 --> 01:40:00,489 HARRY: I said, come on. 1370 01:40:02,162 --> 01:40:04,824 Come on, you big sissy. 1371 01:40:04,865 --> 01:40:06,856 [Whimpering] 1372 01:40:15,442 --> 01:40:17,410 [Sniffing] 1373 01:40:18,579 --> 01:40:19,978 Harry? 1374 01:40:20,014 --> 01:40:21,481 You wearing aftershave? 1375 01:40:21,515 --> 01:40:23,506 HARRY: That's not aftershave. That's kerosene. 1376 01:40:24,318 --> 01:40:25,842 The rope is soaked in it. 1377 01:40:26,954 --> 01:40:29,252 Why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene? 1378 01:40:33,894 --> 01:40:35,225 Merry Christmas. 1379 01:40:36,430 --> 01:40:38,830 -Go up! -Aah! 1380 01:40:47,775 --> 01:40:48,901 Aah! 1381 01:40:52,646 --> 01:40:54,204 HARRY: Ooch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 1382 01:40:54,281 --> 01:40:56,306 Ouch! Aah! Ouch! 1383 01:40:59,787 --> 01:41:01,482 MARV: Aah! 1384 01:41:04,558 --> 01:41:12,021 -Aah! -Aah! 1385 01:41:12,066 --> 01:41:13,363 HARRY: Get off! 1386 01:41:14,768 --> 01:41:16,827 -Aah! -Aah! 1387 01:41:37,858 --> 01:41:39,018 HARRY: Get the bag. 1388 01:41:39,893 --> 01:41:42,487 Hello. The two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest... 1389 01:41:42,529 --> 01:41:45,430 are at Central Park West and 95th Street. 1390 01:41:45,466 --> 01:41:46,592 Look for fireworks. 1391 01:41:46,633 --> 01:41:47,964 Hurry. They got a gun. 1392 01:41:54,708 --> 01:41:55,800 KEVlN: Hey, I'm down here. 1393 01:41:55,876 --> 01:41:58,436 Better come and get me before I call the cops. 1394 01:42:02,549 --> 01:42:04,039 [Bus horn honks] 1395 01:42:06,353 --> 01:42:07,684 Whoa! 1396 01:42:13,794 --> 01:42:16,922 MARV: My, how the tables have turned. 1397 01:42:16,964 --> 01:42:18,659 HARRY: How do you like the ice, kid? 1398 01:42:19,700 --> 01:42:20,962 [Both laughing] 1399 01:42:24,538 --> 01:42:26,699 HARRY: Let's go for a little stroll in the park. 1400 01:42:44,291 --> 01:42:45,553 HARRY: Give me that bag! 1401 01:42:45,592 --> 01:42:46,718 Gimme it. 1402 01:42:51,965 --> 01:42:54,297 These will look great in the photo album. 1403 01:42:55,269 --> 01:42:57,100 You may have won the battle, little dude... 1404 01:42:57,137 --> 01:42:58,968 but you lost the war. 1405 01:42:59,706 --> 01:43:01,765 HARRY: You ought not have messed with us, pal. 1406 01:43:01,842 --> 01:43:03,241 We're dangerous. 1407 01:43:09,283 --> 01:43:11,410 -Harry. -Shut up. 1408 01:43:15,789 --> 01:43:16,915 Harry... 1409 01:43:16,957 --> 01:43:18,788 HARRY: Shut up. I want to enjoy this. 1410 01:43:19,793 --> 01:43:21,522 MARV: Something's wrong. 1411 01:43:22,429 --> 01:43:23,760 Let's get out of here. 1412 01:43:23,797 --> 01:43:24,957 Shut up, I said! 1413 01:43:27,100 --> 01:43:29,227 HARRY: I never made it to the sixth grade, kid... 1414 01:43:29,269 --> 01:43:32,067 and it doesn't look like you're going to, either. 1415 01:43:33,273 --> 01:43:34,740 WOMAN: Let him go! 1416 01:43:35,776 --> 01:43:37,334 Kevin, run! 1417 01:43:39,279 --> 01:43:41,509 Shoot her! Shoot her! 1418 01:43:42,115 --> 01:43:43,241 Shoot her! 1419 01:43:43,283 --> 01:43:44,750 I'm trying to shoot her! 1420 01:43:55,128 --> 01:43:59,155 -Aah! -Aah! 1421 01:44:10,844 --> 01:44:12,573 [Harry muttering] 1422 01:44:15,515 --> 01:44:22,751 Aah! 1423 01:44:24,758 --> 01:44:25,986 Bye! Thanks! 1424 01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:48,248 [Siren] 1425 01:44:52,386 --> 01:44:54,718 OFFlCER: Jeez, it looks like the Fourth of July! 1426 01:44:55,956 --> 01:44:58,015 We'll take the bridge. You guys get the tunnel. 1427 01:44:58,058 --> 01:44:59,548 Let's go. Come on! 1428 01:45:02,195 --> 01:45:03,685 [Harry and Marv muttering] 1429 01:45:07,301 --> 01:45:08,996 Oh, my God! 1430 01:45:09,036 --> 01:45:10,367 [Gunshot] 1431 01:45:19,646 --> 01:45:21,045 OFFlCER: All right, you guys, let's go. 1432 01:45:21,081 --> 01:45:23,015 SECOND OFFlCER: Come on. On yourfeet. 1433 01:45:23,050 --> 01:45:24,210 HARRY: Take it easy. 1434 01:45:28,021 --> 01:45:30,251 OFFlCER: You guys should've started earlier. 1435 01:45:30,290 --> 01:45:32,520 The prisoners have already exchanged gifts. 1436 01:45:32,559 --> 01:45:34,527 MARV: We missed the presents? 1437 01:45:34,561 --> 01:45:35,926 He made us hide out in a store... 1438 01:45:35,962 --> 01:45:38,590 so we could steal the charity money. 1439 01:45:38,632 --> 01:45:40,429 -Shut up, Marv! -Aah! 1440 01:45:41,435 --> 01:45:43,801 HARRY: You got the right to remain silent, you know. 1441 01:45:44,705 --> 01:45:45,933 He's a little cranky. 1442 01:45:46,006 --> 01:45:47,701 We just broke out of prison a few days ago. 1443 01:45:47,774 --> 01:45:50,436 Shut up, Marv! Jeez! 1444 01:45:50,510 --> 01:45:52,774 -Get them out of here. -Let's go. 1445 01:45:52,813 --> 01:45:54,508 MARV: Remember, if this makes the papers... 1446 01:45:54,548 --> 01:45:56,106 we're no longer the Wet Bandits. 1447 01:45:56,149 --> 01:45:57,776 We're the Sticky Bandits! 1448 01:45:57,818 --> 01:46:00,412 Ow! That's Sticky! That's "S"... 1449 01:46:00,454 --> 01:46:01,580 HARRY: Shut it! 1450 01:46:01,621 --> 01:46:02,952 MARV: "T," uh... 1451 01:46:02,989 --> 01:46:05,116 -"l." -"l." 1452 01:46:17,003 --> 01:46:18,493 OFFlCER: Mr. Duncan, it's all over. 1453 01:46:18,538 --> 01:46:20,699 We apprehended the thieves, and we recovered your money. 1454 01:46:20,774 --> 01:46:22,036 DUNCAN: Good. I want to get that money... 1455 01:46:22,109 --> 01:46:24,509 over to the Children's Hospital. 1456 01:46:24,544 --> 01:46:26,034 OFFlCER: I'll handle it personally. 1457 01:46:26,113 --> 01:46:27,580 DUNCAN: Thank you very much. 1458 01:46:27,614 --> 01:46:29,377 INSPECTOR: Excuse me, Mr. Duncan. 1459 01:46:29,416 --> 01:46:30,849 I found this note. 1460 01:46:30,884 --> 01:46:32,818 Looks like a kid broke your window. 1461 01:46:49,736 --> 01:46:52,398 Turtledoves. 1462 01:46:52,472 --> 01:46:53,632 Ohh. 1463 01:47:01,081 --> 01:47:02,776 KATE: Oh, excuse me. I'm looking for my son. 1464 01:47:02,816 --> 01:47:04,113 He's this boy right here. 1465 01:47:06,586 --> 01:47:07,848 Excuse me. Please help me. 1466 01:47:07,921 --> 01:47:09,047 This boy right here, have you seen him? 1467 01:47:09,122 --> 01:47:10,919 This one. Please? 1468 01:47:19,533 --> 01:47:21,000 I'm looking for my son. 1469 01:47:21,034 --> 01:47:23,002 He's been missing for two days. 1470 01:47:23,036 --> 01:47:24,503 OFFlCER: Have you filed a report? 1471 01:47:24,538 --> 01:47:26,005 KATE: Yes, of course we have. 1472 01:47:28,108 --> 01:47:29,473 Then trust us. 1473 01:47:29,509 --> 01:47:30,669 We'll handle it. 1474 01:47:32,579 --> 01:47:33,739 Oh. 1475 01:47:36,049 --> 01:47:37,209 But I'm his mother. 1476 01:47:38,919 --> 01:47:40,011 I realize that, ma'am... 1477 01:47:40,086 --> 01:47:41,576 but you're looking for a needle in a haystack. 1478 01:47:42,756 --> 01:47:44,246 Do you have kids? 1479 01:47:45,325 --> 01:47:46,451 Yes, ma'am. 1480 01:47:46,493 --> 01:47:48,461 And what would you do if one of them was missing? 1481 01:47:50,464 --> 01:47:53,558 I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing. 1482 01:47:54,568 --> 01:47:55,728 Thank you. 1483 01:47:58,338 --> 01:48:00,465 Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes. 1484 01:48:00,507 --> 01:48:02,873 Where would you go? What would you do? 1485 01:48:02,909 --> 01:48:06,003 Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. 1486 01:48:07,514 --> 01:48:08,947 Oh, but not Kevin. 1487 01:48:08,982 --> 01:48:12,748 No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. 1488 01:48:14,154 --> 01:48:16,486 I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. 1489 01:48:16,523 --> 01:48:18,320 Fine. 1490 01:48:18,358 --> 01:48:20,519 But he's still all by himself in a big city... 1491 01:48:21,895 --> 01:48:23,726 and he doesn't deserve that. 1492 01:48:23,763 --> 01:48:26,391 He deserves to be at home with his own family... 1493 01:48:26,433 --> 01:48:28,094 around his Christmas tree. 1494 01:48:31,771 --> 01:48:33,102 Oh, dear God. 1495 01:48:34,374 --> 01:48:35,602 I know where he is. 1496 01:48:36,576 --> 01:48:38,100 I need to get to Rockefeller Center. 1497 01:48:39,045 --> 01:48:40,171 Hop in. 1498 01:48:40,213 --> 01:48:41,737 Thank you. 1499 01:48:45,986 --> 01:48:48,045 KEVlN: I know I don't deserve a Christmas... 1500 01:48:48,121 --> 01:48:50,089 even if I did do a good deed. 1501 01:48:51,124 --> 01:48:52,682 I don't want any presents. 1502 01:48:52,759 --> 01:48:54,488 Instead, I want to take back... 1503 01:48:54,528 --> 01:48:57,190 every mean thing I ever said to my family.... 1504 01:48:57,230 --> 01:48:59,460 even if they don't take back the things they said. 1505 01:48:59,499 --> 01:49:01,899 I don't care. I'll love all of them... 1506 01:49:02,903 --> 01:49:04,530 including Buzz. 1507 01:49:04,571 --> 01:49:08,337 If I can only see one, can I see my mother? 1508 01:49:08,375 --> 01:49:11,902 I'll never want another thing as long as I live. 1509 01:49:11,945 --> 01:49:13,412 I just want my mother. 1510 01:49:13,446 --> 01:49:15,346 I know I won't see her tonight... 1511 01:49:15,382 --> 01:49:17,907 but promise me I can see her again... 1512 01:49:17,951 --> 01:49:19,942 sometime, anytime. 1513 01:49:19,986 --> 01:49:23,922 Even if it's just once and only for a couple of minutes. 1514 01:49:23,990 --> 01:49:26,288 I just need to tell her I'm sorry. 1515 01:49:34,367 --> 01:49:35,527 Kevin? 1516 01:49:42,342 --> 01:49:43,502 Mom? 1517 01:49:46,212 --> 01:49:47,907 Wow. That worked fast. 1518 01:49:58,558 --> 01:49:59,855 KATE: Oh, Kevin. 1519 01:50:01,728 --> 01:50:03,628 Mom, I'm sorry. 1520 01:50:05,165 --> 01:50:06,655 I'm sorry, too. 1521 01:50:19,546 --> 01:50:21,207 KEVlN: Merry Christmas, Mom. 1522 01:50:23,550 --> 01:50:25,677 KATE: Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 1523 01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:28,085 Thank you. 1524 01:50:29,155 --> 01:50:30,383 Let's go. 1525 01:50:31,391 --> 01:50:32,858 KEVlN: How'd you know I was here? 1526 01:50:32,926 --> 01:50:34,154 KATE: I know you and Christmas trees... 1527 01:50:34,194 --> 01:50:35,786 and this is the biggest around. 1528 01:50:35,829 --> 01:50:37,023 KEVlN: Where's everybody else? 1529 01:50:37,063 --> 01:50:38,189 KATE: They're at the hotel. 1530 01:50:38,231 --> 01:50:39,892 They didn't like the palm trees, either. 1531 01:51:02,455 --> 01:51:03,888 [Snoring] 1532 01:51:24,044 --> 01:51:26,774 Holy smokes! It's morning! 1533 01:51:28,148 --> 01:51:29,945 It's Christmas morning, man. 1534 01:51:31,384 --> 01:51:33,682 Fuller, don't get your hopes up. 1535 01:51:33,753 --> 01:51:35,243 FULLER: Huh? 1536 01:51:35,321 --> 01:51:37,255 I don't think Santa Claus visits hotels. 1537 01:51:37,290 --> 01:51:39,758 Are you nuts? He's omnipresent. 1538 01:51:39,826 --> 01:51:41,521 He goes everywhere. 1539 01:51:43,163 --> 01:51:45,063 Hey, guys, wake up! It's Christmas! 1540 01:51:49,736 --> 01:51:50,862 Mom, Dad, it's Christmas! 1541 01:51:50,904 --> 01:51:52,064 FRANK: What?! 1542 01:51:55,675 --> 01:51:56,937 GlRL: What on earth? 1543 01:51:56,976 --> 01:51:58,466 JEFF: Come on. I wanna find out. 1544 01:52:03,983 --> 01:52:05,644 ROD: Oh, wow. 1545 01:52:05,719 --> 01:52:07,687 JEFF: Where did it all come from? 1546 01:52:07,721 --> 01:52:09,780 KEVlN: Mom! Dad! You got to see this! 1547 01:52:14,394 --> 01:52:16,294 -Gosh. -Peter! 1548 01:52:16,329 --> 01:52:17,694 BUZZ: Are you sure we're in the right room? 1549 01:52:19,032 --> 01:52:21,227 -Look at all this stuff! -Yeah! 1550 01:52:21,267 --> 01:52:23,360 -Oh, wow! -Look! 1551 01:52:24,037 --> 01:52:25,698 FRANK: Don't open any of mine. I mean it. 1552 01:52:25,739 --> 01:52:27,206 Who's Mr. Duncan? 1553 01:52:27,240 --> 01:52:29,299 KATE: Duncan? I don't know. 1554 01:52:29,342 --> 01:52:30,639 All right. Everyone just calm down. 1555 01:52:30,677 --> 01:52:33,373 Calm down. Hey, hey! 1556 01:52:33,413 --> 01:52:35,438 All right. Now... 1557 01:52:35,482 --> 01:52:40,215 if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place again... 1558 01:52:40,286 --> 01:52:43,847 then we wouldn't be in this most perfect and huge hotel room... 1559 01:52:43,923 --> 01:52:45,857 with a truckload of all this free stuff... 1560 01:52:45,892 --> 01:52:47,519 so... 1561 01:52:47,560 --> 01:52:48,686 I think it only fair... 1562 01:52:48,728 --> 01:52:51,356 that Kevin get to open up the first present. 1563 01:52:51,998 --> 01:52:53,124 Then I'll go... 1564 01:52:53,166 --> 01:52:54,793 and the rest of you, and so on. 1565 01:52:59,272 --> 01:53:01,900 Merry Christmas, Kev. 1566 01:53:01,941 --> 01:53:03,704 Merry Christmas, Buzz. 1567 01:53:06,379 --> 01:53:07,505 PETER: Merry Christmas, Kevin. 1568 01:53:07,547 --> 01:53:09,242 FRANK: OK, Kevin! 1569 01:53:09,282 --> 01:53:11,512 All right! Merry Christmas! 1570 01:53:13,586 --> 01:53:15,611 Enough of this gooey sh-- 1571 01:53:15,688 --> 01:53:17,349 show...of emotion. 1572 01:53:17,423 --> 01:53:18,515 Everyone, let's dig in! 1573 01:53:18,591 --> 01:53:21,754 -All right! -Everybody, wait. 1574 01:53:21,795 --> 01:53:23,353 LESLlE: Save the paper. We can use it next year. 1575 01:53:23,396 --> 01:53:25,455 Give me the bows. 1576 01:54:01,034 --> 01:54:02,661 Merry Christmas. 1577 01:54:05,138 --> 01:54:06,571 Kevin! 1578 01:54:06,639 --> 01:54:08,266 Merry Christmas! 1579 01:54:09,275 --> 01:54:10,435 I got something for you. 1580 01:54:18,818 --> 01:54:19,910 What's this? 1581 01:54:19,986 --> 01:54:21,453 It's a turtledove. 1582 01:54:21,487 --> 01:54:23,421 I have one, you have one. 1583 01:54:23,456 --> 01:54:25,356 As long as we each have a turtledove... 1584 01:54:25,391 --> 01:54:26,915 we'll be friends forever. 1585 01:54:30,964 --> 01:54:33,228 Oh, Kevin. 1586 01:54:36,236 --> 01:54:38,397 Thank you. 1587 01:54:39,639 --> 01:54:41,903 I won't forget you. Trust me. 1588 01:54:50,650 --> 01:54:51,810 WOMAN: Oh. 1589 01:55:10,169 --> 01:55:12,399 Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir. 1590 01:55:14,507 --> 01:55:15,701 Merry Christmas, sir. 1591 01:55:17,076 --> 01:55:18,236 Uh, oh. 1592 01:55:22,282 --> 01:55:23,977 Nice family. 1593 01:55:24,017 --> 01:55:25,507 Really. 1594 01:55:34,394 --> 01:55:36,328 BUZZ: Merry Christmas, indeed. 1595 01:55:37,397 --> 01:55:39,695 Oh, Dad... 1596 01:55:39,732 --> 01:55:44,567 PETER: Kevin! You spent $967 on room service?! 1597 01:55:59,585 --> 01:56:00,882 CHOlR SlNGlNG: Merry Christmas 1598 01:56:00,920 --> 01:56:02,217 Merry Christmas 1599 01:56:02,255 --> 01:56:04,849 Sing a song for the glorious season 1600 01:56:04,891 --> 01:56:06,381 Merry Christmas 1601 01:56:06,426 --> 01:56:07,893 Merry Christmas 1602 01:56:07,927 --> 01:56:10,521 Sing a song for a happy new year 1603 01:56:10,596 --> 01:56:13,497 Sing verily merrily loud and strong 1604 01:56:13,533 --> 01:56:15,865 Welcome the wintry season 1605 01:56:15,902 --> 01:56:19,099 Just follow along with a holiday song 1606 01:56:19,138 --> 01:56:21,606 Santa is here again, yes 1607 01:56:21,641 --> 01:56:22,972 Merry Christmas 1608 01:56:23,009 --> 01:56:24,169 Merry Christmas 1609 01:56:24,277 --> 01:56:27,178 Sing a song for the glorious season 1610 01:56:27,213 --> 01:56:28,441 Merry Christmas 1611 01:56:28,481 --> 01:56:29,880 Merry Christmas 1612 01:56:29,916 --> 01:56:32,680 Sing a song for a happy new year 1613 01:56:32,719 --> 01:56:35,654 Now, reindeer's fine if you need any proof 1614 01:56:35,688 --> 01:56:38,054 Simply a matter of reason 1615 01:56:38,091 --> 01:56:41,083 Just listen, you'll hear when they land on the roof 1616 01:56:41,127 --> 01:56:43,527 Santa is here again, yes 1617 01:56:43,596 --> 01:56:44,858 Merry Christmas 1618 01:56:44,931 --> 01:56:46,489 Merry Christmas 1619 01:56:46,566 --> 01:56:49,000 Sing a song for the glorious season 1620 01:56:49,035 --> 01:56:50,400 Merry Christmas 1621 01:56:50,436 --> 01:56:51,903 Merry Christmas 1622 01:56:51,971 --> 01:56:54,667 Sing a song for a happy new year 1623 01:56:54,707 --> 01:56:56,038 Merry Christmas 1624 01:56:56,075 --> 01:56:57,372 Merry Christmas 1625 01:56:57,410 --> 01:57:00,106 Sing a song for the glorious season 1626 01:57:00,146 --> 01:57:01,545 Merry Christmas 1627 01:57:01,581 --> 01:57:02,775 Merry Christmas 1628 01:57:02,815 --> 01:57:04,544 It's a magical, lyrical 1629 01:57:04,584 --> 01:57:05,778 Wonderful miracle 1630 01:57:05,818 --> 01:57:07,285 Sing along now 1631 01:57:07,320 --> 01:57:10,687 Sing a song for a happy new year 1632 01:57:49,962 --> 01:57:52,556 Merrily, merrily, loud and strong 1633 01:57:52,632 --> 01:57:55,032 Welcome the wintry season 1634 01:57:55,068 --> 01:57:58,037 Just follow along with a holiday song 1635 01:57:58,071 --> 01:58:00,369 Santa is here again, yes 1636 01:58:00,406 --> 01:58:02,033 Merry Christmas 1637 01:58:02,075 --> 01:58:03,474 Merry Christmas 1638 01:58:03,509 --> 01:58:06,103 Sing a song for the merriest season 1639 01:58:06,145 --> 01:58:07,442 Merry Christmas 1640 01:58:07,480 --> 01:58:08,845 Merry Christmas 1641 01:58:08,881 --> 01:58:11,441 Sing a song for a happy new year 1642 01:58:11,484 --> 01:58:13,042 Merry Christmas 1643 01:58:13,086 --> 01:58:14,314 Merry Christmas 1644 01:58:14,353 --> 01:58:16,913 Sing a song for the glorious season 1645 01:58:16,956 --> 01:58:18,321 Merry Christmas 1646 01:58:18,357 --> 01:58:19,790 Merry Christmas 1647 01:58:19,826 --> 01:58:21,350 It's a magical, lyrical 1648 01:58:21,394 --> 01:58:22,918 Wonderful miracle 1649 01:58:22,962 --> 01:58:24,122 Sing a song now 1650 01:58:24,197 --> 01:58:28,463 Sing a song for the happy new year