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<i>Oh, Skank!</i>

2
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Fuck me!

3
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Hey. What did you say?

4
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You teach him that?

5
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He heard it in the
locker room, dad.

6
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- From who?
- <i>Everyone.</i>

7
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<i>You know what it's like</i>
<i>in there.</i>

8
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He shoots. He scores!

9
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Wouldn't start again?

10
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- Was it the gas line?
- I don't know. I'll ask Tinker.

11
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Mmm. Mmm.

12
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Take the sled, will ya?
I wanna wait for the mail.

13
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- The magazine's supposed to be here, express.
- Better be good.

14
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Of course it's gonna be good.
That's the whole point.

15
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Well, I don't exactly
trust Chuckie boy.

16
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Come on. Pass it off.

17
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<i>All right. Let's go again.</i>

18
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Bailey!

19
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Hi, Bailey.

20
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Fat men don't shovel, Bailey.

21
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No, it's dry. It's dry.

22
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- Ew!
- That's a lung biscuit.
- Fuck me!

23
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Joey!

24
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That's it. Neither of you guys are
coming to the locker room again.

25
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<i>John?</i>

26
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Have a good game today.

27
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- <i>God, it's cold!</i>
- Taters are hot.

28
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Right here, Connor.
Thanks. Hot, hot, hot!

29
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- <i>What the hell kind of bird is that?</i>
- <i>Bobby, throw some tape.</i>

30
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- <i>It's gonna be a hot one today.</i>
- <i>Hey, tape!</i>

31
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- Hey, is the magazine out yet?
- Monday.

32
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- Johnny's supposed to get a copy expressed.
- Maybe we made the cover.

33
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- We ain't on the cover.
- He said it would be a big story with pictures.

34
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Yeah, Chuck exaggerates.

35
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Hey, guys, you are
<i>not</i> gonna believe this.

36
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Sarah Heinz.

37
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I know! She's supposed
to be this shy girl.

38
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<i>I figure, what the hell.</i>
<i>I ain't that attracted.</i>

39
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I'll vaccinate her quick, get home for an
early sack, beat what's left of the bishop.

40
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Like this?

41
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She's much fatter naked.

42
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- No.
- Yeah!

43
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I'm telling you, she got her February
fat now in the second week in December.

44
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She's riding me
like a wet walrus,

45
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<i>making these fat sounds.</i>

46
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- Thwap, thwap, thwap.
- <i>The boy's got no shame.</i>

47
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<i>You're a sick man, Skank.</i>

48
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- <i>Hey, you got the magazine?</i>
- The mail didn't come yet.
- <i>Damn.</i>

49
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- Hey.
- What?

50
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- You kill one more wolf...
- Ain't no sheriffin' in here.

51
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I ain't sheriffin'. I'm just a
teammate concerned for his freedom.

52
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<i>Come on, boys. Let's move it.</i>

53
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It's two tenths below zero.
The committee won't be happy.

54
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- The committee.
- You seen Weeks lately? He's been skating the river.

55
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I don't care. I'm about to be on
the cover of <i>Sports Illustrated.</i>

56
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<i>That photographer said I have
one of those expressive faces.</i>

57
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- A face that tells a story.
- Too bad it's a tragedy.

58
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- A comedy.
- A horror story.

59
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Come on, guys. Let's start
gettin' our heads into it.

60
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Like Connor says,
that Weeks kid, he's got jump.

61
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I'm tellin' you, Tree,
there's rumors.

62
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One of us is going down.

63
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Let's go! Let's move!

64
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Let's go!

65
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Good game! Good game!

66
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Bring it in, bring it in.
Stretch 'em out.

67
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- Let's do it, sheriff.
- Sticks!

68
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- <i>Line 'em up, Michael!</i>
- Don't give me Tree. I wanna win this week.

69
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- I win no matter what side, huh?
- Win this, Tree.

70
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- Maybe it's you and me, huh?
- Winetka.

71
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Here.

72
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- Paul.
- Brown's the winner.

73
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- Dad!
- Thanks, Mikey.

74
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- <i>Tree!</i>
- <i>Don't fall asleep back here, huh?</i>

75
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- You see Stevie Weeks yesterday?
- Jump.

76
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You think we gotta do it?

77
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- Birdie!
- Try to get past me!

78
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- Give it to me!
- Try it! Try it!

79
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- <i>Pass!</i>
- <i>Damn!</i>

80
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Whoo! All right!

81
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Soon, it'll be you out there.

82
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Oh, I don't know.
It will, Stevie.

83
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- Ow!
- Daddy!

84
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There are things you do in public...
And things you don't.

85
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We're just kissing.

86
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God's sakes.

87
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Geez.

88
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Very effective, Walter.

89
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Nipped in the bud.

90
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- Mary Jane!
- You got it?

91
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I got it. Look. It's three pages
with pictures and profiles.

92
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- There's John.
- <i>A mix between Bobby Bond
and Moose Dupark.</i>

93
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Yeah, he won't like that.

94
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"Clears the crease like a snowplow."
Well, he can't not like that.

95
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Come on.

96
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- Honey. Look at this.
- Hey.

97
00:10:00,268 --> 00:10:03,636
- The mayor should get first look.
Not bad, right?
- Wow.

98
00:10:03,638 --> 00:10:07,740
Son of a piss whore.
Our town in <i>Sports Illustrated.</i>

99
00:10:07,742 --> 00:10:09,842
<i>Listen to this.</i>

100
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<i>"The legendary hockey players of
Mystery, Alaska, were born on skates...</i>

101
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<i>"In a world perpetually covered</i>
<i>with ice and snow.</i>

102
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<i>"Isolated by rugged mountains</i>
<i>and vast glaciers,</i>

103
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<i>"they hone their skills</i>
<i>by playing each other,</i>

104
00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:26,792
<i>"Saturday after Saturday, for
as long as anyone can remember.</i>

105
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:34,266
<i>"The citizens attend with religious
devotion in sub-zero weather.</i>

106
00:10:34,268 --> 00:10:38,838
<i>"A committee of town fathers decides
who plays and by what rules.</i>

107
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<i>"The game has become</i>
<i>more than a sport.</i>

108
00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:45,077
<i>It's a weekly</i>
<i>ritual celebration."</i>

109
00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:50,416
<i>"The Winetka brothers</i>
<i>forecheck like gophers.</i>

110
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:53,419
"When a puck goes into a corner,
a Winetka comes out with it.

111
00:10:53,421 --> 00:10:56,389
Yeah! Read. Read!

112
00:10:56,391 --> 00:10:58,424
"And then there's Connor Banks."

113
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- Connor!
- What about Connor Banks?

114
00:11:01,663 --> 00:11:05,064
"Montreal had its rocket.
Mystery has its cruise missile!"

115
00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:09,702
<i>The only rocket you got</i>
<i>is your meat whistle.</i>

116
00:11:09,704 --> 00:11:12,838
Hang on. Hang on. "Perfecting the
art of the pass is John Biebe,

117
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:18,811
<i>"whose precision and accuracy more
than compensate for slowness of foot.</i>

118
00:11:20,815 --> 00:11:24,216
- "The only player without lightning speed."
- Every team needs its thumper, Johnny.

119
00:11:24,218 --> 00:11:27,753
<i>Fuck 'em, Johnny. Fuck 'em.</i>

120
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,756
"On pure skating ability,
the boys of Mystery, Alaska...

121
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:34,126
"rival any team in
the National Hockey League!"

122
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,962
That's us! That's us!

123
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:40,700
And isn't it exciting
for Charlie...

124
00:11:40,702 --> 00:11:43,736
Getting his article published
in <i>Sports Illustrated?</i>

125
00:11:43,738 --> 00:11:46,272
I bet this is a big
accomplishment for him.

126
00:11:46,274 --> 00:11:48,708
He kind of embellished
a little.

127
00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:52,144
He's always been so smart, that Charlie.
I knew when he left he'd make it big.

128
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:57,283
Well, actually, I heard he left
'cause he skated like a homosexual.

129
00:11:57,285 --> 00:12:01,420
You think because you scored two
goals today, you played a good game?

130
00:12:01,422 --> 00:12:04,356
<i>We don't talk about hockey</i>
<i>at the table.</i>

131
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,492
We've been talking about it
for 20 minutes.

132
00:12:06,494 --> 00:12:08,894
We've been talking
about the magazine.

133
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,897
Which is about hockey.

134
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,433
Can't we just enjoy
the attention tonight?

135
00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:17,269
<i>Sports Illustrated,</i>
God's sakes.

136
00:12:17,271 --> 00:12:21,807
Hockey is played
at both ends of the ice.

137
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:25,411
<i>You, you coast</i>
<i>in your own zone.</i>

138
00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:29,882
<i>You skate like a figure skater.</i>

139
00:12:29,884 --> 00:12:33,219
<i>And when you get the puck,</i>
<i>you don't pass.</i>

140
00:12:35,456 --> 00:12:37,790
More potatoes?

141
00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:45,464
<i>No.</i>

142
00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:48,234
I've lost my appetite.

143
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,171
Oh...

144
00:12:56,244 --> 00:12:59,178
He never made
the Saturday game.

145
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,814
That's what's bothering him.
Why should he tell me how to play?

146
00:13:01,816 --> 00:13:04,984
- He played college 2-A, birdie.
- 2-A isn't the Saturday game.

147
00:13:04,986 --> 00:13:08,821
- That's enough.
- Well, he started it!

148
00:13:10,892 --> 00:13:14,026
Margie has relatives
in Waterville, Maine.

149
00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:17,396
She said as soon
as Price World moved in,

150
00:13:17,398 --> 00:13:20,466
all the local shops
went right out of business.

151
00:13:20,468 --> 00:13:24,203
Price World's not gonna come, mom.
We're not big enough, God's sakes.

152
00:13:24,205 --> 00:13:27,039
Well, they've been sniffin'.

153
00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:38,951
Oh, Skank.

154
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,968
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

155
00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:59,171
<i>"On the left side,</i>

156
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:02,141
Skank Marden is a master
of sticky sores..."

157
00:14:02,143 --> 00:14:04,210
No, no, Shawnette.

158
00:14:04,212 --> 00:14:07,179
Um, remember, you want
to sound out the words.

159
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:09,281
Okay. Let's try again.

160
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:13,285
"Skank Marden,
a master of the stick,

161
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:16,322
scores on demand."

162
00:14:16,324 --> 00:14:20,059
That's right. Good. Excellent.

163
00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:23,329
Tommy! What?

164
00:14:23,331 --> 00:14:26,966
Word is, Biebe's out,
and Weeks is going up.

165
00:14:26,968 --> 00:14:28,934
Really?

166
00:14:33,441 --> 00:14:35,574
Don't get too far. Yeah, dad.

167
00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:40,980
Hey, Johnny. <i>Hey.</i>

168
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,517
Thanks for coming, Johnny.

169
00:14:50,925 --> 00:14:55,060
Well, we can't hold
Stevie Weeks back any longer.

170
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:58,130
You'll be first alternate,
of course.

171
00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:03,469
That's...

172
00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:11,176
There's more to the game than speed, Scott.
Experience counts.

173
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,580
Which Stevie Weeks can't get
till we call him up.

174
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:18,284
You've been in the Saturday game
13 years, Johnny.

175
00:15:18,286 --> 00:15:23,355
- That's a record!
- I can still play.

176
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:27,259
When was the last time
you scored a goal?

177
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:33,299
Look, it's not fair to the
Weeks boy to keep him back.

178
00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:37,670
<i>And it's not fair</i>
<i>to the Saturday game.</i>

179
00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:54,119
Shit!

180
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:24,016
I gotta go.

181
00:16:40,468 --> 00:16:42,568
Donna's inside, Johnny.

182
00:16:46,107 --> 00:16:49,274
Hey. Hey.

183
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,388
I'm fine, Donna.

184
00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:11,397
We talked about this.

185
00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:16,635
We knew one day, eventually...
I'm fine.

186
00:17:16,637 --> 00:17:18,804
Don't tell me you're fine.

187
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,521
I better check on Mike.

188
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:05,584
<i>- You could've told me.
- I can't give you that kind of information.</i>

189
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,687
We're sleeping together,
God's sakes.

190
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:12,558
Skank, we're committing adultery.
It's not like I threw in trust as a perk.

191
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,094
<i>Honey.</i>

192
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:19,298
Hi. Look, you, uh...
you may have heard.

193
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,433
- We just did it.
- I heard.

194
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:24,136
And so did I,
and it's a big mistake.

195
00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:27,773
John Biebe is the anchor,
God's sakes!

196
00:18:29,844 --> 00:18:30,742
Geez.

197
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:39,218
<i>Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!</i>

198
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:42,654
Guys, it ain't my birthday.

199
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:45,190
It's better. You're in
the Saturday game!

200
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:48,494
I-I could go down
as fast as I come up.

201
00:18:48,496 --> 00:18:52,631
- There's no way.
- Hey, I'm next. They'll be callin' me next.

202
00:19:00,508 --> 00:19:02,608
Hey, Mike.

203
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:06,378
- Hey.
- Why don't you get yourself that milkshake?

204
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:20,759
Better not hear
your grades are dropping off.

205
00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:24,763
They-they won't, sir.

206
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:29,535
You skate like you can
and you'll be fine.

207
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,574
- Boys.
- Sheriff.

208
00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:39,511
<i>I ordered one for you too, dad.
Thanks, Mike.</i>

209
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,680
- <i>Johnny?</i>
- Yeah?

210
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:46,385
<i>You gotta get out to Gagney Grocers.
Connor Banks just shot a guy.</i>

211
00:19:50,424 --> 00:19:53,525
Ow! Jesus! What, did you
put your finger in it?

212
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,827
- <i>Try and hold still.</i>
- Could you jam the oxygen tank...

213
00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:57,930
a little further
up my ass, please?

214
00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:00,799
<i>Have you done this before?</i>

215
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:05,270
- Who is he?
- A rep from Price World.

216
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,372
<i>Good. Twist it!</i>
<i>Yeah, that helps.</i>

217
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,876
<i>Think about trimming</i>
<i>those nails too, Tarzan.</i>

218
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,912
- <i> Just try to hold it there.</i>
- Are you trying to hurt me?

219
00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:15,981
Huh?

220
00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:18,784
- You okay?
- No, I'm not okay!

221
00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:22,254
Do I look like I'm okay?
The fucker shot me!

222
00:20:22,256 --> 00:20:26,258
What the fuck-ass fuck of a
bum-fuck, shithole town is this?

223
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,894
<i>I make a business call.</i>
I give him my card.

224
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:33,465
And the hick-ass fucker shoots my foot off!
Cock-fucking shit!

225
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:40,239
- John, it was an accident.
- You read him his rights?

226
00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:43,375
- You have the right to remain silent...
- Oh, come on, John!

227
00:20:43,377 --> 00:20:45,777
- I didn't mean to shoot him.
- Call Bailey Pruitt. Talk to him.

228
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:47,879
Don't be saying anything to me.

229
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:50,282
Johnny, I-I heard.

230
00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:55,420
- I'm sorry.
- Connor, you just shot a guy.

231
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,489
- Take him.
- Read him his rights.

232
00:20:57,491 --> 00:21:00,892
<i>Cock-fucking suck-ass fucker!</i>

233
00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:03,362
<i>Have fun in jail, asshole!</i>

234
00:21:03,364 --> 00:21:05,597
They, uh, got into a beef.

235
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:09,468
Connor pulled a pistol.
Happened over in feed.

236
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:13,705
Says he was aiming at a sack of
puppy chow, trying to scare him.

237
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,874
He hit a wheelbarrow.
It ricocheted.

238
00:21:15,876 --> 00:21:19,278
- Ow! Ow, ow.
- <i>Johnny?</i>

239
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:23,882
- Yeah?
- <i>There's a helicopter hovering
over town hall. Looks Russian.</i>

240
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:52,411
Whoa!

241
00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:55,380
I'm slow in the feet?

242
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,916
That's it?
That's all you got for me?

243
00:21:57,918 --> 00:22:03,021
No, "Wow, nice helicopter"? No, "Hey,
great article in <i>Sports Illustrated"?</i>

244
00:22:03,023 --> 00:22:05,457
How's Donna doing?
Does she miss me?

245
00:22:06,894 --> 00:22:09,728
Twice in one year, Charlie.
What do you want this time?

246
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:14,499
I come bearing
the New York Rangers.

247
00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:18,837
The New York Rangers?

248
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:21,807
Yeah, I was pretty
blown away myself.

249
00:22:21,809 --> 00:22:24,876
But the article sparked some
kind of brainstorm at the NHL.

250
00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:29,081
- Good writing, I guess.
<i>- The New York Rangers.</i>

251
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:31,350
The New York Rangers.

252
00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:33,852
- In Mystery, Alaska?
- Right here.

253
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:35,921
To play against our boys?

254
00:22:35,923 --> 00:22:38,090
The NHL feels it'll be
great publicity,

255
00:22:38,092 --> 00:22:42,561
and the network figures
a 14 share, minimum.

256
00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:45,364
All right.

257
00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:47,733
What's in it for you, Charlie?

258
00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:50,001
Community pride.

259
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:52,471
A sense of giving back to
the place where I grew up.

260
00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:58,043
Money.

261
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:10,088
If you all settle down, we'll, uh, we'll
try to answer all your questions.

262
00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,557
Now, nothing is definite.

263
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:16,561
There's still some dealing to be done
with the players' unions and things.

264
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:20,098
But what needs to be decided
first is, do <i>we</i> want this game?

265
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:24,636
<i>I won't kid ya, it would be</i>
<i>a goose to the economy.</i>

266
00:23:24,638 --> 00:23:27,005
What economy?

267
00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:30,542
We can be serious about this,

268
00:23:30,544 --> 00:23:34,613
or we can simply leave the decision to the
committee, which I'm quite happy to do.

269
00:23:34,615 --> 00:23:36,848
Yes, Miram?

270
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:41,553
The question is,
"Do we really stand a chance?"

271
00:23:41,555 --> 00:23:44,689
<i>'Cause if all that's gonna
happen is we'll get laughed at,</i>

272
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:47,159
I'm not for it, at any price.

273
00:23:47,161 --> 00:23:49,828
That's fair. That's fair.
And to answer that,

274
00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:53,598
I'd like to call up here
someone we all know and...

275
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,903
well, we all know.
Chu- Charles Danner.

276
00:24:04,545 --> 00:24:08,480
Thanks. Um... Well, first of all,
it's really great to be back.

277
00:24:08,482 --> 00:24:11,983
Bullshit!

278
00:24:11,985 --> 00:24:14,886
<i>Uh... um, here's the thing.</i>

279
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:18,156
On a standard ice rink,
no, we don't come close.

280
00:24:18,158 --> 00:24:20,859
But... our boys on a pond?

281
00:24:20,861 --> 00:24:23,995
<i>Now, hold on just one second.</i>

282
00:24:23,997 --> 00:24:28,867
You're using words
like "we" and "our boys."

283
00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:31,069
You left this town,
Charlie Danner.

284
00:24:33,173 --> 00:24:35,474
You can't even skate.

285
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:40,712
Plus, this may be
an old lady talking,

286
00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:43,815
but I've always thought
you were a bit of a prick.

287
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:49,488
<i>Hey, hey, hey, hey.</i>
<i>This is a town meeting.</i>

288
00:24:49,490 --> 00:24:53,692
Let's have some order,
God's sakes! John.

289
00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:55,994
<i>Could we make a game of it?</i>

290
00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:58,063
<i>Yeah, John.</i>

291
00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:08,006
Depends on rules.

292
00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:10,108
We play four on four.
They play five on five.

293
00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:12,210
<i>Boards, offsides,</i>
<i>two-line passing.</i>

294
00:25:12,212 --> 00:25:15,680
Rules that keep everything bunched.
It's a different kind of game.

295
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,717
<i>John, excuse me, but this game
is gonna be played on a pond.</i>

296
00:25:18,719 --> 00:25:20,819
- Hey, Chuck...
- One second.

297
00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:24,556
Everybody here always says on a pond,
nobody beats us, right? Nobody.

298
00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:27,993
Okay, well, you got a chance
to prove it now.

299
00:25:27,995 --> 00:25:30,996
John, can we win?

300
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:38,036
Shooting, passing, stick
handling... the truth?

301
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:43,575
Except for Connor,
nobody here comes close.

302
00:25:43,577 --> 00:25:45,677
<i>But on the pond,</i>

303
00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:49,748
black ice, wide open surface,
it's all about skating.

304
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:52,050
And we can skate.

305
00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:56,187
Yeah, we can. All right, man.

306
00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:07,799
The New York Rangers
are professionals.

307
00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:12,203
<i>Two things we've always
had in Mystery:</i>

308
00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:19,844
Our dignity...
and our illusions.

309
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,781
I suggest we cling to both.

310
00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,131
Where's the dignity
in not trying?

311
00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:46,004
I'll play those Rangers.

312
00:26:49,242 --> 00:26:52,944
- I'm in.
- I'll play.

313
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:57,148
I'll beat 'em.

314
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:08,059
<i>As Mayor of Mystery, Alaska,</i>

315
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:11,763
I'm gonna extend a little
invitation to the New York Rangers!

316
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:40,392
Hey, Johnny!

317
00:27:40,394 --> 00:27:44,863
- This can't wait till tomorrow?
- No, no, we gotta be on the ice at sunup.

318
00:27:44,865 --> 00:27:47,832
If this game happens,
it's only 32 days away.

319
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,268
<i>We gotta get goin'.</i>

320
00:27:50,270 --> 00:27:53,805
- I bet you're back on the
team now, right?
- Maybe.

321
00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:56,274
Well, they're not gonna play the
Rangers with just ten guys.

322
00:27:56,276 --> 00:27:59,678
Here he comes.

323
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,746
- John. Hey, Donna.
- Hey, Scott.

324
00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,149
- Witch-tit cold, huh?
- Yeah.

325
00:28:04,151 --> 00:28:07,152
Look, John, these are
the developments.

326
00:28:07,154 --> 00:28:10,355
Things have changed.
We want you to coach.

327
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,825
Judge turn you down?

328
00:28:13,827 --> 00:28:17,062
Yeah. He's got some
bug up his colon.

329
00:28:17,064 --> 00:28:19,964
But next to Judge Fucknut,
you know most about hockey.

330
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,767
Scott, you'll need him
to play, right?

331
00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:24,903
Oh, uh...

332
00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:29,140
Well, the committee feels you can best
help the team by, you know, coaching.

333
00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:31,876
You're the guy.
They all look up to you.

334
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:35,013
Scott, I don't coach.

335
00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:38,883
John, I'm asking you
as Mayor of the town.

336
00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:40,985
Will you coach?

337
00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:46,057
<i>Look, think about it.</i>

338
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,226
Let me know, huh?

339
00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:52,797
You know,

340
00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:57,435
every ex-player turned coach says
they prefer coaching to playing.

341
00:28:57,437 --> 00:29:00,038
Why would they all say that?

342
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,108
Because they can't play.

343
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:12,283
So why'd you wanna come? You
never wanna come when I plow.

344
00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:14,953
- Well, um, could you pull over?
- Sure.

345
00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:27,499
What... what are you doing?

346
00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:29,801
Um...

347
00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:33,538
I thought, um...

348
00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:36,875
I think we should celebrate
you making the team.

349
00:29:36,877 --> 00:29:41,079
N-now? Here?

350
00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:43,782
I don't know where else
to do it.

351
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:46,050
I got a condom too. So...

352
00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:49,387
Marla...

353
00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:53,291
With you on the team, Stevie,
a lot of girls are gonna be,

354
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:56,461
you know, after you.

355
00:30:03,036 --> 00:30:06,337
I don't wanna lose you to
Jody Lange just 'cause she gives.

356
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:11,309
Marla.

357
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:15,246
I'm not gonna leave you on
account of not having sex.

358
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:20,385
I love you.

359
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:36,868
Are you sure?

360
00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:40,004
Yeah, I'm sure.

361
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,913
Oh!

362
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:28,186
Oh, I'm-I'm... I'm sorry.

363
00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:32,557
That's okay. That's...
that's okay.

364
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:36,427
Does this mean we're done?

365
00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:39,564
I'm-I'm sorry. I must have...

366
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,666
That's okay.

367
00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:48,539
It's okay, Stevie.

368
00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:22,540
Hey, Sarah, sorry to be calling on
you so late, but have you heard?

369
00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:26,711
- The Rangers?
- Yeah.

370
00:32:26,713 --> 00:32:30,715
Yeah, good news makes
the compass point north.

371
00:32:30,717 --> 00:32:33,251
How 'bout a quick rattle?

372
00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:36,688
After you, Skank.

373
00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:50,234
"Mother walrus going
thwap, thwap, thwap"?

374
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:53,471
- What?
- You wanna hear a thwap?

375
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:16,461
Women don't like being referred
to as fat mammals, Skank.

376
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:21,265
I never would've said that
to her face.

377
00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:25,336
- Are you gonna arrest me?
- Do you want me to?

378
00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:29,240
Well, if it's all over what he said, I'd just
as soon it be all over that I hit him.

379
00:33:30,744 --> 00:33:32,777
It will be.

380
00:33:40,587 --> 00:33:42,620
<i>You gonna let the kids</i>
<i>keep the school?</i>

381
00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:44,756
<i>We gotta have</i>
<i>a new rink, Donna.</i>

382
00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:48,292
You want one of those goddamn TV
trucks to fall through the ice?

383
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:53,097
Plus we need new boards, lights,
and they're sending us a zamboni.

384
00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:57,068
Oh, a zamboni. Gettin' wet
just thinking about it.

385
00:33:57,070 --> 00:33:59,170
Jesus!

386
00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:08,112
- Donna. Hey.
- Hey.

387
00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,281
- How you doin'?
- Hi. Good.

388
00:34:10,283 --> 00:34:12,350
- How are you?
- I'm good.

389
00:34:12,352 --> 00:34:15,086
- You ran out before I could say Hi last night.
- I know. Hi.

390
00:34:15,088 --> 00:34:17,355
Hi. God, you look good.

391
00:34:17,357 --> 00:34:20,158
How can you look this good? What do
you have, like nine children now?

392
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,493
All right, well, we're not
the Partridge family.

393
00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:25,663
- Three kids.
- I know how many kids you have.

394
00:34:25,665 --> 00:34:29,233
So, you're a producer, huh?

395
00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:31,369
Yeah, well, associate producer.

396
00:34:31,371 --> 00:34:33,671
What's a producer do?

397
00:34:33,673 --> 00:34:36,074
Uh, well, I'm-I'm doing it.

398
00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:39,477
- Really?
- Yes, I'm liaising with the locals.

399
00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:41,746
I see.

400
00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:44,348
And the helicopter was...

401
00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:48,753
Well, you know, it's the kind of news
you wanna deliver in person, you know,

402
00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:52,757
and I can't help it if it
impressed the hell out of you.

403
00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:58,663
So, uh... well, so did it?

404
00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:01,866
Do I look impressed?

405
00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:05,736
You look good.

406
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:14,245
Your honor,

407
00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:18,349
at this time I'd be asking the
court to dismiss the charges...

408
00:35:18,351 --> 00:35:21,752
on the grounds of patriotism.

409
00:35:21,754 --> 00:35:24,322
I'm not in the mood,
Mr. Pruitt.

410
00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:30,261
If Price World did come here...

411
00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:33,264
with the one-stop shopping
and the low, low prices,

412
00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:37,502
it would threaten to put every
merchant in this town out of business,

413
00:35:37,504 --> 00:35:39,370
<i>as it has in so many communities</i>
<i>across this country.</i>

414
00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:41,873
- Trial date?
- This Tuesday.

415
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:44,609
Tuesday?

416
00:35:44,611 --> 00:35:48,379
- Fine by me.
- All right, next Tuesday.

417
00:35:48,381 --> 00:35:50,548
And impanel Monday.

418
00:35:52,685 --> 00:35:57,889
I don't want a trial now. Suppose I lose?
I get jail, I miss the game.

419
00:35:57,891 --> 00:36:00,658
Connor, trust me. They're not
gonna lock up our leading scorer.

420
00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:07,899
As the puck comes off the ice, the
left wing will always drop back.

421
00:36:07,901 --> 00:36:12,236
These four swing around here,
try and force the puck this way.

422
00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:15,940
So the puck carrier is
always facing three defensemen.

423
00:36:15,942 --> 00:36:18,376
- Are we gonna play it?
- <i>No.</i>

424
00:36:18,378 --> 00:36:20,378
We're gonna learn it
so we can beat it.

425
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:23,314
It's five-man, not four.
It's complicated.

426
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:25,917
Before we get into that,

427
00:36:27,587 --> 00:36:31,622
There's one rule we got
we live by.

428
00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:34,425
What happens in this room,

429
00:36:34,427 --> 00:36:37,261
what's said in this room,
stays in this room.

430
00:36:38,898 --> 00:36:41,432
Now, last night Skank
took a shovel to the temple...

431
00:36:41,434 --> 00:36:43,668
<i>because somebody repeated what</i>
<i>was said in the locker room.</i>

432
00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:46,771
<i>Somebody repeated</i>
<i>to Silvie Walker,</i>

433
00:36:46,773 --> 00:36:50,308
<i>and Silvie Walker</i>
<i>repeated it to Sarah Heinz.</i>

434
00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:59,884
- I told her confidentially.
- Aw, Jesus.

435
00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:03,287
What you say in the room
<i>stay</i> in the room.

436
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:05,389
I didn't think she
was gonna say anything.

437
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,927
Skank, I'm sorry.

438
00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:14,465
She just smoked the hog, man.
I wasn't myself.

439
00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:20,705
- It's your call, Skank.
- Oh, I want it.

440
00:37:20,707 --> 00:37:22,840
Fuck!

441
00:37:24,544 --> 00:37:26,777
<i>Fuckin' wind-chill.</i>
<i>This ain't right.</i>

442
00:37:26,779 --> 00:37:30,248
It's not that easy!

443
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:34,452
- One slip of the tongue.
- <i>Rules are rules!</i>
- All right, that's it.

444
00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:38,589
Come on, guys!

445
00:37:38,591 --> 00:37:41,592
Do it! Come on!

446
00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:43,561
Aw, shit!

447
00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:05,716
Oh, shit! Mother...

448
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,789
<i>I hate you bastards!</i>
<i>I hate you all!</i>

449
00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:15,793
All I did was suggest we meet,
and then he pulled out a gun.

450
00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:17,862
Did he say anything, Mr. Walsh?

451
00:38:17,864 --> 00:38:20,731
Objection! Now, that question...

452
00:38:24,037 --> 00:38:26,937
fuck it.

453
00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:30,908
What did he say?

454
00:38:30,910 --> 00:38:34,545
Well, he conveyed his anger at the idea
of Price World moving into the community.

455
00:38:34,547 --> 00:38:38,683
<i>He threatened to shoot me if I didn't
leave the premises, and then he shot me.</i>

456
00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:41,752
Thank you, Mr. Walsh. Reserve the
right to recall, your honor.

457
00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:47,892
Big doings we've got going here
in Mystery these days, huh?

458
00:38:47,894 --> 00:38:51,529
<i>Price World wants to come here,</i>

459
00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:54,432
and now the New York Rangers
want to come.

460
00:38:54,434 --> 00:38:59,403
Mr. Pruitt, I don't want to hear
anything about Price World.

461
00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:03,574
I don't wanna hear another word
about a hockey game.
We talked about this.

462
00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:06,544
Yeah, well, forgive me, your honor.
I'm fat.

463
00:39:11,951 --> 00:39:14,819
Mr. Walsh, that bullet
that struck you,

464
00:39:14,821 --> 00:39:18,356
did it appear to ricochet
off a wheelbarrow?

465
00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:20,691
It... maybe. So what?

466
00:39:20,693 --> 00:39:25,863
Is it legal to shoot in the
vicinity of people in this town?

467
00:39:25,865 --> 00:39:28,933
You don't care very much for our
community, do you, Mr. Walsh?

468
00:39:28,935 --> 00:39:32,803
I have nothing against
your community, Mr. Pruitt.

469
00:39:32,805 --> 00:39:34,839
Did you say,

470
00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:39,477
"What the fuck-ass fuck of a
bum-fuck shithole town is this?"

471
00:39:39,479 --> 00:39:43,381
Did you say that, Mr. Walsh?

472
00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:48,619
The game is tentatively
scheduled for January 16.

473
00:39:48,621 --> 00:39:52,490
- Hey, this is it!
- <i>Sounds like fun, Barry, but
evidently not for everyone.</i>

474
00:39:52,492 --> 00:39:54,592
<i>No, I don't think so,</i>
<i>Steve. No one thought...</i>

475
00:39:54,594 --> 00:39:56,827
to check with the New York
Ranger players about this.

476
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:59,397
<i>The bottom line is, you only get a few
days off during this long season.</i>

477
00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:02,600
<i>Now, instead of spending these days
off at home with their families,</i>

478
00:40:02,602 --> 00:40:05,836
they're told they gotta go to Alaska
and play a game of pond hockey.

479
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:09,073
- This is a joke.
- <i>Turning now to real hockey news,</i>

480
00:40:09,075 --> 00:40:12,543
<i>the NHL named Wayne Gretzky</i>
<i>as its player of the month.</i>

481
00:40:12,545 --> 00:40:15,179
<i>The superstar scored 17 goals</i>
<i>with 22 assists...</i>

482
00:40:21,788 --> 00:40:25,723
Yeah, wait till we beat 'em.
Then we'll see who's a joke.

483
00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:31,829
You guys know what you're made of.
You know what you've got inside.

484
00:40:35,735 --> 00:40:38,502
Nervous?

485
00:40:42,008 --> 00:40:45,109
Come on, let's work it around.
Don't leave him alone!

486
00:40:53,953 --> 00:40:57,988
- Whoa. That guy can shoot, huh?
- Yeah.

487
00:40:57,990 --> 00:41:01,759
- Get on him! Get on him!
- Okay, guys, come on, now!

488
00:41:12,104 --> 00:41:14,872
- Fighting the puck a little.
- Oh, let him find his legs.

489
00:41:14,874 --> 00:41:17,007
Yeah, his first game.
He'll be fine.

490
00:41:25,218 --> 00:41:27,251
<i>Go! Go! Go! Go!</i>

491
00:41:29,922 --> 00:41:32,723
STEVIE!

492
00:41:36,162 --> 00:41:38,529
<i>Get away! Get away!</i>

493
00:41:38,531 --> 00:41:42,199
- <i>Give him some air.</i>
- Stevie? Stevie!

494
00:41:42,201 --> 00:41:45,903
- Biebe.
- <i>Good work, Tree. You killed him.</i>

495
00:41:45,905 --> 00:41:48,539
- Head was down.
- I know. I know.

496
00:41:50,009 --> 00:41:51,842
I got the salts, dad.

497
00:41:55,982 --> 00:41:58,582
- Stevie?
- Huh?

498
00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:01,852
- It's okay. It's all right.
- Hello.

499
00:42:03,856 --> 00:42:07,124
Stevie, how many fingers
have I got? Hmm?

500
00:42:07,126 --> 00:42:09,727
I'm a premature ejaculator.

501
00:42:13,566 --> 00:42:18,035
<i>Let's go, guys. Three on three.</i>

502
00:42:19,539 --> 00:42:22,239
- So?
- So?

503
00:42:22,241 --> 00:42:26,176
- Anyone special in New York?
- Uh, no.

504
00:42:26,178 --> 00:42:29,280
I don't... I don't want you to
feel bad about that either,

505
00:42:29,282 --> 00:42:32,216
just 'cause I haven't had a relationship
that's lasted longer than six weeks...

506
00:42:32,218 --> 00:42:34,818
since we broke up
in the 12th grade.

507
00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:37,121
- That's... the important thing
is that you're happy.
- Right.

508
00:42:37,123 --> 00:42:40,958
You are...
you are happy, I take it?

509
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,961
Yeah. I'm happy.

510
00:42:43,963 --> 00:42:46,230
Good. Good.

511
00:42:46,232 --> 00:42:48,999
How is your husband, anyway?

512
00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:51,769
Appears to be, uh, well fed.

513
00:42:51,771 --> 00:42:53,938
Of course he is.

514
00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:56,740
I mean, what else
do I have to do, really,

515
00:42:56,742 --> 00:43:01,712
besides slave over a hot stove,
rub my fat husband's feet,

516
00:43:01,714 --> 00:43:06,150
dig splinters out of my ass that I get
while sitting around pining for you?

517
00:43:06,152 --> 00:43:09,787
Well, you said it, I didn't.

518
00:43:09,789 --> 00:43:12,022
Seriously, though.
I mean, forget about me.

519
00:43:12,024 --> 00:43:14,792
Don't you ever wish you lived
in a town that had a museum...

520
00:43:14,794 --> 00:43:20,631
Or someplace where brothers and sisters
were off-limits to each other sexually?

521
00:43:31,143 --> 00:43:33,877
All right,
just follow the light.

522
00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:37,615
No, just over here. There you go.
Over here. Come on.

523
00:43:37,617 --> 00:43:39,883
<i>Still sleepin'?</i>

524
00:43:39,885 --> 00:43:42,886
- How's he doin'?
- He's a little happy.

525
00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:45,289
<i>No, no, no. Easy, son.</i>

526
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:50,227
- I'm okay.
- <i>All right.</i>
- Birdie, I'm sorry.

527
00:43:50,229 --> 00:43:52,262
I didn't even get
the condom on.

528
00:43:52,264 --> 00:43:56,166
It was 'cause of your sister's breasts.
They're perky.

529
00:44:02,008 --> 00:44:04,742
Well, he's out again.

530
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:13,851
- Honey, what's wrong?
- Nothing.

531
00:44:15,855 --> 00:44:19,657
- Sweetheart...
- I don't wanna talk about it, okay?

532
00:44:19,659 --> 00:44:23,260
Well, if you can't talk
to your own mother...

533
00:44:27,033 --> 00:44:29,400
Stevie doesn't wanna
sleep with me.

534
00:44:30,903 --> 00:44:33,804
Oh. Oh.

535
00:44:34,974 --> 00:44:37,007
Oh.

536
00:44:37,009 --> 00:44:39,877
<i>Hmm.</i>

537
00:44:39,879 --> 00:44:42,813
So, uh, you two have already,

538
00:44:42,815 --> 00:44:46,884
uh, you know, had relations?

539
00:44:46,886 --> 00:44:49,319
No, he came in the condom.

540
00:44:49,321 --> 00:44:51,889
<i>Oh!</i>

541
00:44:51,891 --> 00:44:54,291
Where, uh, was the condom...

542
00:44:54,293 --> 00:44:57,961
When he, uh, you know...

543
00:44:57,963 --> 00:45:00,030
<i>um...</i>

544
00:45:00,032 --> 00:45:03,834
on-on his, uh, serpent.

545
00:45:05,905 --> 00:45:09,339
Hi.

546
00:45:11,410 --> 00:45:13,744
What's wrong?

547
00:45:13,746 --> 00:45:17,214
Uh, Walter, get out.
This is private.

548
00:45:17,216 --> 00:45:19,750
I'm entitled to know what's
going on under this roof.

549
00:45:19,752 --> 00:45:21,819
After all, I am
the father of this child.

550
00:45:21,821 --> 00:45:25,122
Walter, if you don't leave,
I swear I'll tell you.

551
00:45:26,859 --> 00:45:28,926
Right.

552
00:45:42,141 --> 00:45:45,743
<i>The defendant will please rise.</i>

553
00:45:45,745 --> 00:45:48,746
What say you, Karen?

554
00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:51,982
The state of Alaska
versus Connor Banks.

555
00:45:51,984 --> 00:45:54,118
<i>Second-degree assault.</i>

556
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,653
We find the defendant

557
00:45:56,655 --> 00:45:58,836
not guilty.

558
00:46:03,763 --> 00:46:07,030
That's a not guilty verdict
on Connor. Betty?

559
00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:12,202
And we further order Price World
to pay damages...

560
00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:14,304
in the amount of $42,000.

561
00:46:14,306 --> 00:46:18,776
- What?
- 42,000 bucks?

562
00:46:18,778 --> 00:46:21,945
They can't do that.

563
00:46:24,550 --> 00:46:27,518
This is a criminal trial.

564
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:31,288
We don't award damages
to criminal defendants.

565
00:46:31,290 --> 00:46:33,791
The damage award is vacated.

566
00:46:33,793 --> 00:46:37,127
What's that, "vacated"?

567
00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:47,938
Look around.
Look at yourselves.

568
00:46:49,341 --> 00:46:53,310
<i>You have exalted this game</i>
<i>above what is right,</i>

569
00:46:53,312 --> 00:46:55,913
but you have
your star center back.

570
00:46:57,449 --> 00:47:00,184
<i>The defendant is free to go.</i>

571
00:47:01,921 --> 00:47:04,588
You have embarrassed
my courtroom.

572
00:47:17,069 --> 00:47:19,503
Thanks a lot.

573
00:47:19,505 --> 00:47:21,839
Fuckin' moron.

574
00:47:39,225 --> 00:47:41,859
It's me that embarrasses you,
isn't it?

575
00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:49,399
- Did I say that, Brian?
- I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment.

576
00:47:49,401 --> 00:47:53,170
I'm sorry I don't feel like goin'
to college and getting some degree.

577
00:47:53,172 --> 00:47:56,473
<i>I'm sorry for only wanting to play hockey,
and I'm sorry that you never played...</i>

578
00:47:56,475 --> 00:48:00,644
In the Saturday game, but I would think
there are bigger tragedies in life!

579
00:48:00,646 --> 00:48:04,114
Brian!

580
00:48:15,094 --> 00:48:17,661
Scotty. Hey.

581
00:48:17,663 --> 00:48:20,297
I want you to meet
the folks from the network.

582
00:48:20,299 --> 00:48:23,567
- That's Jonathan Slaven. Scott Pitcher.
- Hi.

583
00:48:23,569 --> 00:48:27,170
- And, uh, this is Janice Pettibone.
- My nostrils just froze.

584
00:48:27,172 --> 00:48:30,207
It's a pleasure to welcome
a famous TV personality.

585
00:48:30,209 --> 00:48:33,143
- Uh, hi.
- Janice, see how everybody skates here?

586
00:48:33,145 --> 00:48:35,612
- Yeah.
- Even on the sidewalks.
We should get some shots...

587
00:48:35,614 --> 00:48:39,116
- of some people skating.
- I can't feel my nose.
- All right, then.

588
00:48:42,454 --> 00:48:45,389
- She's cold.
- She's weird.

589
00:48:47,359 --> 00:48:49,660
"Eskimos on ice."

590
00:48:49,662 --> 00:48:53,196
In fact, that's what we're calling
the team: The Mystery Eskimos.

591
00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:57,200
Well, we're not eskimos.

592
00:48:57,202 --> 00:49:00,003
Well, I don't think it refers
so much to your ethnicity...

593
00:49:00,005 --> 00:49:05,008
And the Native Americans who do live
here call themselves Inuit, Chuck meat.

594
00:49:05,010 --> 00:49:07,511
<i>The deal here is we're selling</i>
<i>this as a human interest story.</i>

595
00:49:07,513 --> 00:49:11,415
The strange snowmen who play
on a lake... the Mystery boys.

596
00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:14,084
<i>We don't know who they are</i>
<i>or what they are.</i>

597
00:49:14,086 --> 00:49:18,555
All we know is they have poor dental
health and can skate like the wind.

598
00:49:20,059 --> 00:49:22,592
It's a hockey game.

599
00:49:22,594 --> 00:49:25,462
- How does she know what kind of
dental health we have?
- Guys!

600
00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:28,332
Guys! It's just a
name, you know?

601
00:49:28,334 --> 00:49:31,268
Nobody thinks the Dallas Cowboys
are actually cowboys.

602
00:49:31,270 --> 00:49:33,303
- If this ends up making fun of us...
- Scott, it won't.

603
00:49:33,305 --> 00:49:36,673
- You think I'd let that happen?
- <i>For business, who knows?</i>

604
00:49:36,675 --> 00:49:38,742
- Excuse me?
- He's right.

605
00:49:38,744 --> 00:49:41,011
- You'd bite off your own Jimmy
if the price were right.
- Really, Scott?

606
00:49:41,013 --> 00:49:43,747
My own Jimmy? You know what? Why
don't you go plan a rummage sale...

607
00:49:43,749 --> 00:49:46,483
- or renew a fishing licence?
- If you try pulling something,
I'll be so far up your ass...

608
00:49:46,485 --> 00:49:50,420
- Gentlemen.
- You sorry piece of tit meat!

609
00:49:56,395 --> 00:49:59,062
- Just talkin' about the game.
- Yeah.

610
00:49:59,064 --> 00:50:02,065
If nothing else,
it's good for morale.

611
00:50:05,437 --> 00:50:08,138
Good night.

612
00:50:08,140 --> 00:50:11,575
No blood. Judge!

613
00:50:11,577 --> 00:50:14,311
- He started it.
- Don't!

614
00:50:14,313 --> 00:50:16,747
<i>I'll talk to you tomorrow.</i>

615
00:50:16,749 --> 00:50:19,216
I don't know how to coach.

616
00:50:19,218 --> 00:50:22,652
You taught half the kids in this town how to skate.
You played 2-A college.

617
00:50:22,654 --> 00:50:25,489
You understand
North American hockey.

618
00:50:25,491 --> 00:50:29,059
Shit, they used to
call you the Bear.

619
00:50:29,061 --> 00:50:31,395
That was then.

620
00:50:33,432 --> 00:50:35,732
Okay, judge.

621
00:50:35,734 --> 00:50:38,769
If we're gonna make a game
of it, it should be you.

622
00:50:38,771 --> 00:50:42,072
It won't be, John.

623
00:50:46,045 --> 00:50:48,211
Come on! Pull it off!

624
00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:52,049
People of Mystery,
I give you...

625
00:50:52,051 --> 00:50:55,652
Your very own zamboni.

626
00:50:55,654 --> 00:50:59,756
- Now, don't be alarmed.
- It looks 100 years old.

627
00:50:59,758 --> 00:51:02,292
Well, it works just like new,

628
00:51:02,294 --> 00:51:05,695
and it's kind of in keeping with
the whole idea, don't you think?

629
00:51:05,697 --> 00:51:08,165
What whole idea?

630
00:51:08,167 --> 00:51:12,102
Scott, you got a zamboni here.
In Mystery, Alaska.

631
00:51:12,104 --> 00:51:15,505
Yeah. The original.

632
00:51:42,234 --> 00:51:44,301
Why'd you say yes to boards?
Sponsors?

633
00:51:46,572 --> 00:51:49,972
You guys have never played with boards. Won't
that be a huge advantage to the Rangers?

634
00:51:54,246 --> 00:51:57,380
John?

635
00:51:57,382 --> 00:52:00,417
You've been smiling
a lot lately.

636
00:52:00,419 --> 00:52:03,353
- Excuse me?
- <i>Ever since he came back.</i>

637
00:52:03,355 --> 00:52:08,391
Charlie. You've been
smiling a little more.

638
00:52:09,628 --> 00:52:12,562
John, that was high school.

639
00:52:19,138 --> 00:52:21,238
This is not a pond.

640
00:52:25,711 --> 00:52:28,345
<i>The fans are into it.</i>

641
00:52:28,347 --> 00:52:30,447
<i>Let's play hockey.</i>

642
00:52:30,449 --> 00:52:33,216
<i>Oh, there we go.
Oh, Domi and Langdon.</i>

643
00:52:33,218 --> 00:52:38,388
<i>Well, eight seconds in. Domi leads
the league in penalty minutes.</i>

644
00:52:38,390 --> 00:52:42,192
<i>A couple of short rights knocks the helmet off.
Another one. Are they gonna get tired?</i>

645
00:52:42,194 --> 00:52:44,928
- <i>I don't know.</i>
- We're playing these guys?

646
00:52:44,930 --> 00:52:47,631
<i>Oh, he's landing a couple of
big ones, and so is Domi.</i>

647
00:52:47,633 --> 00:52:49,900
<i>He's got the fans
into this one early, Sam.</i>

648
00:52:49,902 --> 00:52:52,369
You know, maybe we should
fast-forward to the hockey part.

649
00:52:52,371 --> 00:52:54,704
Yeah. Good idea.

650
00:52:57,442 --> 00:53:00,210
<i>♪ You better watch out</i>
<i>you better not cry ♪</i>

651
00:53:00,212 --> 00:53:03,313
<i>♪ You better not pout
I'm telling you why ♪</i>
Come on.

652
00:53:03,315 --> 00:53:06,583
Come on!
<i>♪ Santa Claus
is coming to town ♪</i>

653
00:53:06,585 --> 00:53:10,487
- Caboose, holding on back there?
- Yeah.

654
00:53:10,489 --> 00:53:12,789
Toot, toot!
<i>Uh-oh! We're gonna crash!</i>

655
00:53:12,791 --> 00:53:15,192
Aah! Oh, no!

656
00:53:15,194 --> 00:53:17,527
<i>What happened down here?</i>
<i>♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪</i>

657
00:53:17,529 --> 00:53:20,363
Are you okay? Let me see.
Are you all right?

658
00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:23,700
<i>♪ He sees you</i>
<i>when you're sleeping ♪</i>

659
00:53:23,702 --> 00:53:25,969
It's a Rockewellian Christmas
up here...

660
00:53:25,971 --> 00:53:28,638
<i>skating, barbecues, snow.</i>

661
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,675
<i>We're here with defenseman</i>
<i>Matt Marden and...</i>

662
00:53:31,677 --> 00:53:33,910
- <i>cut!</i>
- What?

663
00:53:33,912 --> 00:53:36,913
<i>I can't feel my fingers.</i>

664
00:53:36,915 --> 00:53:40,684
You need to rub 'em on a
nice warm yuletide log.

665
00:53:40,686 --> 00:53:43,787
<i>♪ Santa Claus</i>
<i>is coming to town ♪♪</i>

666
00:53:43,789 --> 00:53:46,423
I beg your pardon?

667
00:53:46,425 --> 00:53:51,328
Look. Christmas is a lonely day for a
guy to be choking his own chicken.

668
00:53:51,330 --> 00:53:55,832
And, as women reporters go,
I find you supple.

669
00:53:57,903 --> 00:54:01,238
Oh, that was lovely. It's a shame
we weren't rolling for that.

670
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,807
I'm sure he'd be happy
to repeat it.

671
00:54:05,244 --> 00:54:07,477
- You need to relax.
- Charles!

672
00:54:07,479 --> 00:54:09,613
Do you like massages?

673
00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:24,661
Tree, take the man up front!
Defense!

674
00:54:24,663 --> 00:54:26,930
Tree, you've got to take
the man!

675
00:54:26,932 --> 00:54:29,799
- <i>Jesus!</i>
- All right, all right,
all right, all right.

676
00:54:29,801 --> 00:54:31,935
Sorry, Johnny.

677
00:54:31,937 --> 00:54:36,640
- Don't say you're sorry.
- Okay.

678
00:54:36,642 --> 00:54:38,808
Sorry.

679
00:54:38,810 --> 00:54:40,944
Tree, am I a big guy?

680
00:54:41,913 --> 00:54:44,781
Yeah, Johnny.

681
00:54:46,952 --> 00:54:50,287
No. Look.

682
00:54:50,289 --> 00:54:52,789
See? You're the big guy.

683
00:54:52,791 --> 00:54:56,960
And we need you to start
playing like a big guy.

684
00:54:56,962 --> 00:55:00,297
Okay? Are you a big guy?

685
00:55:00,299 --> 00:55:02,899
- Yes, Johnny.
- Come on. Say it.

686
00:55:02,901 --> 00:55:05,001
Say it!

687
00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:09,806
- I'm a big guy!
- Okay!

688
00:55:09,808 --> 00:55:12,409
- Okay?
- Okay?
- Okay.

689
00:55:12,411 --> 00:55:14,477
Okay, hit me.

690
00:55:14,479 --> 00:55:17,414
I don't want
to hit you, Johnny.

691
00:55:17,416 --> 00:55:20,617
- Come on, Tree. Hit me!
- Johnny...

692
00:55:20,619 --> 00:55:23,820
I'm not Johnny!
I'm a New York Ranger!

693
00:55:23,822 --> 00:55:26,756
- Hit me!
- Stop it!

694
00:55:26,758 --> 00:55:28,958
You look like the back end
of a moose, sasquatch.

695
00:55:32,864 --> 00:55:35,965
<i>You all right?</i>

696
00:55:35,967 --> 00:55:38,068
Just like that, Tree.

697
00:55:38,070 --> 00:55:41,638
You hit me like that,
I'll kick your ass.

698
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,707
<i>Eskimo soup.</i>

699
00:55:43,709 --> 00:55:47,410
I'm beginning to have
second thoughts about this.

700
00:55:47,412 --> 00:55:51,081
And having Chuck fuck as our liaison
with the network doesn't help.

701
00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:53,116
If they're gonna be pouring
a lot of money into it,

702
00:55:53,118 --> 00:55:56,619
- you have to let them sell it.
- I suppose.

703
00:55:56,621 --> 00:55:58,822
Besides, if they're going to be
doing a profile on the town,

704
00:55:58,824 --> 00:56:00,924
it's as good as a commercial.

705
00:56:00,926 --> 00:56:03,093
<i>Our tourism might grow.</i>

706
00:56:03,095 --> 00:56:05,695
You know, this is the kind
of opportunity that...

707
00:56:05,697 --> 00:56:07,831
What?

708
00:56:11,937 --> 00:56:14,571
What's that?

709
00:56:14,573 --> 00:56:17,874
Skank Marden's
been in this bed.

710
00:56:46,938 --> 00:56:49,005
<i>You gotta be kidding me.</i>

711
00:56:49,007 --> 00:56:51,074
Well, that's just great.

712
00:56:51,076 --> 00:56:53,443
Shit!

713
00:56:58,417 --> 00:57:01,184
- What?
- Uh, we got a problem.

714
00:57:01,186 --> 00:57:04,954
- What problem?
- Uh...

715
00:57:04,956 --> 00:57:07,857
They're not coming.

716
00:57:09,428 --> 00:57:11,461
What do you mean, not coming?

717
00:57:11,463 --> 00:57:13,563
Evidently,
the Ranger players...

718
00:57:13,565 --> 00:57:17,000
filed some kind of grievance
with the players' union,

719
00:57:17,002 --> 00:57:21,504
- <i>and, uh...</i>
- we tapped ourselves
on the construction.

720
00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:25,942
Are you saying that we're not
going to get that money now?

721
00:57:25,944 --> 00:57:30,113
Uh, I don't think so, no.

722
00:57:33,819 --> 00:57:37,587
I'm really sorry, Scott.
I don't... I don't even...

723
00:57:39,591 --> 00:57:43,059
<i>Jesus Christ, Scott! Ow!</i>

724
00:57:43,061 --> 00:57:45,962
Jesus! Oh, man!

725
00:57:55,707 --> 00:57:57,774
Hey, hey. That's enough.

726
00:57:57,776 --> 00:58:00,043
It's keeping the kids awake.
Come on.

727
00:58:01,580 --> 00:58:03,980
I should arrest him.
That's what I should do.

728
00:58:03,982 --> 00:58:07,217
Arrest him for what?

729
00:58:07,219 --> 00:58:09,519
Fraud.

730
00:58:17,496 --> 00:58:20,497
Hey, he promised something
that he couldn't deliver.

731
00:58:20,499 --> 00:58:22,565
This town spent money,

732
00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:24,634
relying on
Charlie Danner's word.

733
00:58:24,636 --> 00:58:26,736
Flying in here on a helicopter,

734
00:58:26,738 --> 00:58:28,805
- swinging the New York
Rangers from his belt.
- Come on, John.

735
00:58:28,807 --> 00:58:30,874
- You can't blame Charlie for that.
- Who else is there to blame?

736
00:58:30,876 --> 00:58:33,209
You want to sympathize
with the guy, fine.

737
00:58:33,211 --> 00:58:35,712
But I really do <i>not</i>
need you taking his side.

738
00:58:35,714 --> 00:58:39,949
- Okay. What is going on?
- You tell me.

739
00:58:39,951 --> 00:58:42,051
Okay, I think I've been pretty patient
with this little jealousy thing.

740
00:58:42,053 --> 00:58:45,555
The truth is, I've been a little bit flattered.
Now I'm getting insulted.

741
00:58:45,557 --> 00:58:47,957
- You're insulted?
- <i>Yes, John.</i>

742
00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:51,160
When you read my smiling at him
as a threat, that insults me.

743
00:58:56,768 --> 00:59:00,103
It is not just
a random smile, Donna.

744
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,840
Ever since he came back...

745
00:59:03,842 --> 00:59:06,109
You've been walking around with
a big "what if" on your face.

746
00:59:06,111 --> 00:59:08,811
We've been married 12 years.
Three kids.

747
00:59:08,813 --> 00:59:11,247
Sweetheart, I know your smiles.

748
00:59:12,784 --> 00:59:14,851
And that smile is not for me.

749
00:59:14,853 --> 00:59:19,989
John, everyone in this goddamn town
peeks over the snowbank and wonders.

750
00:59:19,991 --> 00:59:22,292
Except you wonder what it
would be like with him...

751
00:59:22,294 --> 00:59:24,627
Charlie fuckin' Danner!

752
00:59:29,601 --> 00:59:32,302
Don't talk to me
about betrayal.

753
00:59:32,304 --> 00:59:36,205
You became half dead the minute you were
bumped from that team. You disappeared.

754
00:59:36,207 --> 00:59:41,177
<i>This is not an easy place
for a woman, John.</i>

755
00:59:41,179 --> 00:59:44,614
I thank God every day
I gave birth to boys.

756
00:59:47,852 --> 00:59:52,689
I never chose to stay.
I chose you.

757
00:59:52,691 --> 00:59:55,191
<i>Give me that, at least.</i>

758
01:00:11,109 --> 01:00:15,044
Move that puck, fellas!
He's opening up!

759
01:00:17,849 --> 01:00:19,849
Pass it out to the wing!

760
01:00:19,851 --> 01:00:23,353
<i>Pass the puck! Pass that puck!
That a boy!</i>

761
01:00:23,355 --> 01:00:27,256
Over here! Whoo!

762
01:00:27,258 --> 01:00:31,127
Hi.

763
01:00:31,129 --> 01:00:34,897
<i>Young man, lift your elbows.</i>

764
01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:38,034
<i>And that'll keep the blade</i>
<i>flat on the ice.</i>

765
01:00:38,036 --> 01:00:40,136
I mean, you paid
for the whole stick.

766
01:00:40,138 --> 01:00:42,205
You might as well use it all, huh?
Try it.

767
01:00:42,207 --> 01:00:44,307
Good! Good, McGowan! <i>Good.</i>

768
01:00:48,013 --> 01:00:51,047
Hey. I'm goin' on a piss later.
You wanna join me?

769
01:00:53,118 --> 01:00:55,151
No.

770
01:00:55,153 --> 01:00:57,887
The league is taking
the players' union...

771
01:00:57,889 --> 01:01:01,157
to federal court
in New York on Tuesday.

772
01:01:01,159 --> 01:01:04,127
It might help if Mystery
had a face there.

773
01:01:04,129 --> 01:01:08,131
There's an estoppel argument
you could make.

774
01:01:08,133 --> 01:01:11,100
Implied third-party contract too.

775
01:01:11,102 --> 01:01:13,369
Hmm.

776
01:01:49,107 --> 01:01:53,376
Well, now we really have something
to talk about, don't we?

777
01:01:54,879 --> 01:01:57,980
You slept with another man.

778
01:01:57,982 --> 01:02:00,883
What's to talk about,
Mary Jane?

779
01:02:13,331 --> 01:02:16,399
All I've got...

780
01:02:16,401 --> 01:02:21,370
is the notion that being
adored by your husband...

781
01:02:21,372 --> 01:02:24,140
is enough in life.

782
01:02:27,278 --> 01:02:29,378
<i>You never touch me.</i>

783
01:02:48,767 --> 01:02:50,933
Go ahead.

784
01:02:59,010 --> 01:03:02,378
<i>Nothing in the basic agreement</i>
<i>allows them...</i>

785
01:03:02,380 --> 01:03:04,413
to schedule exhibition games.

786
01:03:04,415 --> 01:03:07,550
- Of course we can schedule exhibition games.
- Pre-season exhibition, but...

787
01:03:07,552 --> 01:03:12,522
- Your honor, nothing has ever limited this
to pre-season. You know this, Harold.

788
01:03:12,524 --> 01:03:15,992
<i>It's a cheap stunt, your honor,</i>
<i>and everybody knows that.</i>

789
01:03:15,994 --> 01:03:21,030
<i>They want the Ranger players to go up to
the North Pole and play pond hockey...</i>

790
01:03:21,032 --> 01:03:23,132
with a bunch of Eskimos.

791
01:03:23,134 --> 01:03:26,836
It's a big gimmick.
I mean, Mr. Pruitt himself...

792
01:03:26,838 --> 01:03:30,306
has brought one of his
lumberjack players with him...

793
01:03:30,308 --> 01:03:32,408
<i>to help him further</i>
<i>the exploitation.</i>

794
01:03:32,410 --> 01:03:34,443
Objection, your honor.

795
01:03:34,445 --> 01:03:37,947
That's-that's not
a very nice thing to say.

796
01:03:40,151 --> 01:03:43,352
Your honor, we've already spent
a lot of money on this game.

797
01:03:43,354 --> 01:03:46,289
You can sue the league
for restitution.

798
01:03:46,291 --> 01:03:49,025
That's assuming that money
damages could make us whole.

799
01:03:49,027 --> 01:03:51,961
But our reputation
has been hurt.

800
01:03:51,963 --> 01:03:55,464
Reputation? Price World tried to
move up there, you opened fire.

801
01:03:55,466 --> 01:03:57,433
What reputation?

802
01:03:57,435 --> 01:04:02,138
- Could I be heard?
- Go ahead.

803
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,415
We do have our pride.

804
01:04:12,417 --> 01:04:14,517
And...

805
01:04:20,358 --> 01:04:26,028
and, uh, maybe sometimes it's a little too
connected to how well we play hockey,

806
01:04:26,030 --> 01:04:28,598
but we do have our pride.

807
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:32,935
And all of you,
and all the TV commentators...

808
01:04:32,937 --> 01:04:35,504
have been going around
saying that this is a farce...

809
01:04:35,506 --> 01:04:38,107
that this is all a big joke.

810
01:04:38,109 --> 01:04:41,244
Our town is a big joke.

811
01:04:41,246 --> 01:04:43,312
- Is there a legal argument coming?
- It's estoppel.

812
01:04:43,314 --> 01:04:45,882
It's-it's in my brief.

813
01:04:45,884 --> 01:04:48,618
What-what did you call... you
called my friend something before.

814
01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:52,388
- What did you call him?
- A lumberjack.

815
01:04:52,390 --> 01:04:57,326
<i>That boy has a heart bigger
than this whole courtroom.</i>

816
01:04:57,328 --> 01:04:59,528
He plays to play.

817
01:04:59,530 --> 01:05:02,465
He skates to skate!

818
01:05:02,467 --> 01:05:05,034
He don't make
a million bucks a year!

819
01:05:05,036 --> 01:05:08,137
He loves the game of hockey!

820
01:05:08,139 --> 01:05:10,339
<i>He loves it.</i>

821
01:05:13,511 --> 01:05:15,645
Judge,

822
01:05:17,315 --> 01:05:20,249
you can't take this game
away from us.

823
01:05:20,251 --> 01:05:23,419
You can't.
It's not about money.

824
01:05:23,421 --> 01:05:25,554
It's about hear--...

825
01:05:26,591 --> 01:05:29,525
Mr. Pruitt? Are you all right?

826
01:05:31,930 --> 01:05:35,231
- Bailey?
- <i> Mr. Pruitt?</i>

827
01:05:39,704 --> 01:05:43,940
- Bailey? Bailey? Bailey?
- <i>Somebody get this man some help!</i>

828
01:05:43,942 --> 01:05:48,044
He's having a heart attack!
Somebody help him!

829
01:05:48,046 --> 01:05:50,479
- Jesus Christ.
- <i> Bailiff, call 911.</i>

830
01:05:50,481 --> 01:05:52,615
- Bailey!
- <i>Give him some air!</i>

831
01:05:52,617 --> 01:05:56,152
<i>Get somebody in here now!</i>

832
01:05:56,154 --> 01:05:58,254
He's not breathing!

833
01:06:00,325 --> 01:06:03,125
Bailey! Bailey!

834
01:06:07,031 --> 01:06:10,333
♪ Holy, holy ♪

835
01:06:10,335 --> 01:06:15,304
♪ lord God almighty ♪

836
01:06:15,306 --> 01:06:19,976
♪ early in the morning ♪

837
01:06:19,978 --> 01:06:24,213
♪ the sun shall rise to thee ♪

838
01:06:24,215 --> 01:06:28,718
♪ holy, holy, holy ♪

839
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:34,223
<i>♪ merciful and mighty ♪</i>

840
01:06:34,225 --> 01:06:39,261
♪ God in three persons ♪

841
01:06:39,263 --> 01:06:45,001
♪ blessed trinity ♪

842
01:06:54,145 --> 01:06:56,278
My, uh...

843
01:06:59,183 --> 01:07:02,485
My boy Mike once asked Bailey
how he got to be so fat.

844
01:07:07,592 --> 01:07:09,658
He said it was...

845
01:07:09,660 --> 01:07:12,461
because every time
he met somebody he liked,

846
01:07:14,165 --> 01:07:16,599
his heart would grow a little.

847
01:07:18,169 --> 01:07:20,202
There were just so many
good people in Mystery...

848
01:07:20,204 --> 01:07:23,339
that eventually his body had
to expand to accommodate.

849
01:07:28,646 --> 01:07:33,549
He could have left if he
wanted, but he stayed.

850
01:07:33,551 --> 01:07:36,619
<i>Not because other worlds</i>
<i>weren't available to him.</i>

851
01:07:38,189 --> 01:07:40,289
<i>Because he loved this place.</i>

852
01:07:43,661 --> 01:07:46,295
"This is a hockey town,"
he'd say.

853
01:07:50,068 --> 01:07:54,236
And he never said it like it was something
we should have to apologize for.

854
01:08:02,814 --> 01:08:05,147
We're a hockey town.

855
01:08:31,776 --> 01:08:34,276
I love this town too, John.

856
01:09:01,873 --> 01:09:04,640
You sent him, didn't you?

857
01:09:04,642 --> 01:09:06,742
To New York.

858
01:09:14,619 --> 01:09:16,819
He won.

859
01:09:26,297 --> 01:09:28,430
Game's back on?

860
01:09:29,467 --> 01:09:31,667
You're in this now, old Bear.

861
01:09:31,669 --> 01:09:34,570
You have to coach.

862
01:09:39,644 --> 01:09:41,877
If I'm coaching,

863
01:09:41,879 --> 01:09:45,848
I need a Captain on the ice.

864
01:09:56,961 --> 01:10:00,829
Move it!

865
01:10:00,831 --> 01:10:05,601
<i>Move it, Stevie!</i>

866
01:10:05,603 --> 01:10:09,705
<i>Come on, Birdie!</i>

867
01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:13,976
<i>Move it!</i>

868
01:10:19,684 --> 01:10:22,718
- <i> Move it, Birdie!</i>
- I'm moving!

869
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,853
<i>- Let's go, guys!</i>
<i>- Let's do this!</i>

870
01:10:24,855 --> 01:10:27,289
Pick up your feet!

871
01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:29,458
<i>Push over!</i>

872
01:10:37,401 --> 01:10:39,969
Oh, man, I'm dying.

873
01:10:39,971 --> 01:10:42,238
You lose a puck
over there in the bank,

874
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,506
you give it to the other team.

875
01:10:44,508 --> 01:10:46,875
If you lose a puck...

876
01:10:46,877 --> 01:10:49,912
along the boards,
you gotta fight for it!

877
01:10:49,914 --> 01:10:52,014
Do you understand me?

878
01:10:52,016 --> 01:10:54,350
- Yes, sir.
<i>- Yes, sir!</i>

879
01:10:59,590 --> 01:11:02,791
<i>Come on, you guys! Pick 'em up!</i>

880
01:11:02,793 --> 01:11:05,561
Whoo!

881
01:11:16,807 --> 01:11:19,375
<i>So, who are you gonna get?</i>

882
01:11:19,377 --> 01:11:21,644
Oh, some celebrity.

883
01:11:21,646 --> 01:11:23,846
- To sing the national anthem?
- Uh-huh.

884
01:11:23,848 --> 01:11:26,782
That's great.

885
01:11:26,784 --> 01:11:28,884
Yeah. Yeah, it's good.

886
01:11:30,688 --> 01:11:33,522
<i>Coming!</i>

887
01:11:34,925 --> 01:11:39,461
Don't worry. I didn't come
here to sleep with you.

888
01:11:39,463 --> 01:11:42,431
I came to see your husband.

889
01:11:47,772 --> 01:11:50,739
Can I talk to you for a second?

890
01:11:59,517 --> 01:12:01,717
Uh...

891
01:12:02,653 --> 01:12:05,087
I, uh,

892
01:12:05,089 --> 01:12:08,057
I just wanted to say,

893
01:12:08,059 --> 01:12:11,927
you know, that I'm sorry.

894
01:12:11,929 --> 01:12:17,666
Uh, the truth is, I don't
really think about anything.

895
01:12:17,668 --> 01:12:20,102
I play hockey
and I fornicate...

896
01:12:20,104 --> 01:12:23,839
because those're the two most
fun things in cold weather.

897
01:12:23,841 --> 01:12:26,642
And...

898
01:12:26,644 --> 01:12:28,711
When I get too old
to play in the game,

899
01:12:28,713 --> 01:12:31,347
I'll probably just end up
a drunk, like my dad.

900
01:12:32,883 --> 01:12:35,050
I didn't mean to hurt you.

901
01:12:37,388 --> 01:12:37,932
And, uh,

902
01:12:41,792 --> 01:12:44,593
I know that your
being mayor and all,

903
01:12:44,595 --> 01:12:49,798
this game is a real
positive reflection on you.

904
01:12:51,502 --> 01:12:56,004
Anyway, I'm gonna do everything
I can to win this game...

905
01:12:56,006 --> 01:12:58,073
for Mystery,

906
01:12:58,075 --> 01:13:00,843
for dead Bailey,

907
01:13:00,845 --> 01:13:03,078
for you.

908
01:13:05,149 --> 01:13:07,483
That's all I came to say.

909
01:13:38,649 --> 01:13:41,417
Oh, my God! Is the
whole team in there?

910
01:14:15,219 --> 01:14:18,987
- How are you? Welcome to Mystery.
- Oh, my God! Sean Robertson!

911
01:14:23,561 --> 01:14:26,895
- Steroids?
- Yeah.

912
01:14:29,567 --> 01:14:33,001
Big. Uh-huh. Yeah.

913
01:14:33,003 --> 01:14:36,705
Not that big.

914
01:14:39,477 --> 01:14:41,977
- Go for it!
- Hey, what's your name?

915
01:14:41,979 --> 01:14:44,480
- Make it out to Stevie.
- Stevie.

916
01:14:45,549 --> 01:14:47,616
- Here you go, Stevie.
- Wow.

917
01:14:49,787 --> 01:14:52,054
Uh, a little problem, Johnny.

918
01:15:01,732 --> 01:15:06,201
<i>♪ Ever since I was young</i>
<i>it's been my dream ♪</i>

919
01:15:06,203 --> 01:15:10,038
<i>♪ That I might drive
the zamboni machine ♪</i>
Aah!

920
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,007
<i>♪♪</i>

921
01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:24,586
<i>♪ Yeah, I wanna drive</i>
<i>the zamboni ♪</i>

922
01:15:24,588 --> 01:15:30,826
<i>♪ well, I wanna drive</i>
<i>the zamboni ♪</i>

923
01:15:30,828 --> 01:15:33,662
<i>♪ yes, I do ♪♪</i>

924
01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:43,839
- What the hell do you think you're doing?
- I'm leaving town.

925
01:15:43,841 --> 01:15:46,775
- What are you doing?
- Come on. Get down.

926
01:15:48,612 --> 01:15:53,715
Why? It's my zamboni, right?
I brought it here.

927
01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:58,320
- You want me to take you in?
- What, are you gonna arrest me
for reckless zamboni dri...

928
01:15:58,322 --> 01:16:01,256
Fine. Take me in, John.
I don't care.

929
01:16:01,258 --> 01:16:04,693
Why don't you impound
my helicopter?

930
01:16:04,695 --> 01:16:09,164
Whoa. Why don't you break
my goddamn nose too, huh?

931
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:12,234
They'd probably
elect you mayor.

932
01:16:12,236 --> 01:16:17,239
- You wanna get some coffee?
- I... where's my parade? Huh?

933
01:16:17,241 --> 01:16:20,576
<i>I brought 'em here.</i>
<i>Why don't I get a parade?</i>

934
01:16:20,578 --> 01:16:24,079
You know what I'd settle for
is a "Thank you".

935
01:16:24,081 --> 01:16:26,748
This fuckin' town.

936
01:16:28,018 --> 01:16:32,054
You know, when I left, it--
This town rejected me.

937
01:16:32,056 --> 01:16:34,089
<i>Huh?</i>

938
01:16:34,091 --> 01:16:36,792
The day I chugged out of here,
all I could think about...

939
01:16:36,794 --> 01:16:39,828
was the day I would chug back
in with a Pulitzer in my hand.

940
01:16:39,830 --> 01:16:41,863
<i>And I would step off that train</i>
<i>and say,</i>

941
01:16:41,865 --> 01:16:43,999
"Why don't you
skate on this, you re--..."

942
01:16:44,001 --> 01:16:47,869
I'm sick.
Oh, God, I'm sick. Oh, God.

943
01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:58,714
So that's what this
is all about, Charlie?

944
01:16:58,716 --> 01:17:00,916
You saying "Fuck you"
to all of us?

945
01:17:00,918 --> 01:17:02,985
No, it's not.

946
01:17:02,987 --> 01:17:06,288
Goddamn, John,
what do I gotta do?

947
01:17:06,290 --> 01:17:09,758
Huh? This town is hockey,
hockey, hockey, right?

948
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,893
So I bring back
the New York Rangers.

949
01:17:11,895 --> 01:17:15,631
- <i>The New York Rangers!</i>
- You don't get it, do you?

950
01:17:15,633 --> 01:17:18,133
Oh, I... clearly not.

951
01:17:18,135 --> 01:17:22,170
Well, leaving out the fact that you
set all this up for your own benefit,

952
01:17:22,172 --> 01:17:25,107
<i>we agreed to a game</i>
<i>of pond hockey,</i>

953
01:17:25,109 --> 01:17:27,175
on open ice.

954
01:17:27,177 --> 01:17:29,277
Now we're playing on a rink
in a box...

955
01:17:29,279 --> 01:17:32,314
boards, blue lines, referees.

956
01:17:32,316 --> 01:17:34,983
What if we lose this game
25-zip, Charlie?

957
01:17:34,985 --> 01:17:37,152
<i>You brought back</i>
<i>the one thing...</i>

958
01:17:37,154 --> 01:17:39,721
<i>that could tear the heart
out of this place.</i>

959
01:17:41,859 --> 01:17:44,393
Now, either you
thought about that,

960
01:17:44,395 --> 01:17:46,695
or you didn't.

961
01:18:01,045 --> 01:18:04,813
Finally got them down. Uh-huh.

962
01:18:27,137 --> 01:18:29,271
<i>Dear Abby.</i>

963
01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:33,775
All the words are crossed out.

964
01:18:35,012 --> 01:18:37,379
Not the important ones.

965
01:18:43,287 --> 01:18:45,754
Just read it.

966
01:18:50,060 --> 01:18:52,160
"Radiant.

967
01:18:52,162 --> 01:18:54,963
<i>"Maximum.</i>

968
01:18:54,965 --> 01:18:57,999
"Madly.

969
01:18:58,001 --> 01:19:00,402
"Fancy.

970
01:19:02,139 --> 01:19:04,740
"Simple.

971
01:19:04,742 --> 01:19:06,808
"Stamina.

972
01:19:08,278 --> 01:19:10,312
Wedding." John.

973
01:19:10,314 --> 01:19:12,314
Keep reading.

974
01:19:16,086 --> 01:19:18,220
"Body.

975
01:19:19,890 --> 01:19:22,457
"Baby son.

976
01:19:22,459 --> 01:19:26,495
"Bedroom. Morning.
Expressive. Tender.

977
01:19:28,332 --> 01:19:30,465
"Take care.

978
01:19:32,002 --> 01:19:34,102
"Love. Patience.

979
01:19:36,073 --> 01:19:38,206
"Amends.

980
01:19:40,244 --> 01:19:42,344
Human."

981
01:19:44,348 --> 01:19:46,481
It's beautiful, honey.

982
01:19:48,152 --> 01:19:51,119
John?

983
01:21:15,472 --> 01:21:17,939
Hey!

984
01:21:17,941 --> 01:21:21,376
<i>Yeah. Heard you lost a little.</i>

985
01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:29,251
Ah! Whoo! You can't catch me!

986
01:21:32,556 --> 01:21:34,990
Okay. All right. Okay.

987
01:21:47,504 --> 01:21:49,905
Hmm.

988
01:22:21,271 --> 01:22:24,205
Mmm!

989
01:22:51,668 --> 01:22:55,737
Inuit, eskimo... whatever. Just
zero in on faces that look local.

990
01:22:55,739 --> 01:22:57,973
<i>Okay, ready, five? Take five.</i>

991
01:22:57,975 --> 01:22:59,741
<i>Welcome back. I'm Jim Fox.</i>

992
01:22:59,743 --> 01:23:02,010
And joining me right now is hockey
legend Donnie Shulzhoffer...

993
01:23:02,012 --> 01:23:04,045
in from Flin Flon, Manitoba.

994
01:23:04,047 --> 01:23:06,081
Donnie, let's get right to it.

995
01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:08,316
I've had a chance to see the Mystery
team practice. They skate fast,

996
01:23:08,318 --> 01:23:10,652
and a couple of guys
can really shoot the puck.

997
01:23:10,654 --> 01:23:14,723
Look, the Alaskans have never taken on a
team of this size and skill before, okay?

998
01:23:14,725 --> 01:23:19,327
And don't kid yourself. The New York
Rangers are taking this game personal.

999
01:23:19,329 --> 01:23:22,464
<i>All right? It isn't
exactly rocket surgery.</i>

1000
01:23:22,466 --> 01:23:24,532
Now send the kids
out of the room.

1001
01:23:24,534 --> 01:23:27,435
I don't care how fast a skater you
are, if you don't play this game...

1002
01:23:27,437 --> 01:23:29,738
with a big heart and a big
bag of knuckles...

1003
01:23:29,740 --> 01:23:33,241
in front of the net,
you don't got dinky-do.

1004
01:24:03,073 --> 01:24:06,241
- He'll see you now.
- Oh!

1005
01:24:07,210 --> 01:24:09,277
Oh, wow.

1006
01:24:09,279 --> 01:24:12,714
Uh, th... Thank you for
seeing me, mister...

1007
01:24:12,716 --> 01:24:14,816
Little Richard.

1008
01:24:14,818 --> 01:24:17,118
This is an honor.

1009
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:19,788
<i>May I?</i>

1010
01:24:26,396 --> 01:24:29,631
Little Richard,
I'm from Mystery.

1011
01:24:29,633 --> 01:24:31,666
Now, this is a little town
that derives...

1012
01:24:31,668 --> 01:24:34,569
Much of its esteem from hockey.

1013
01:24:34,571 --> 01:24:36,738
<i>I was wondering.</i>

1014
01:24:36,740 --> 01:24:41,342
When you're singing
the national anthem...

1015
01:24:41,344 --> 01:24:44,546
- <i>well...</i>
- I'm cold.

1016
01:24:44,548 --> 01:24:47,082
Yes.

1017
01:24:47,084 --> 01:24:49,517
Which makes what I'm
about to ask...

1018
01:24:49,519 --> 01:24:52,353
seem like a monumental request.

1019
01:24:52,355 --> 01:24:55,757
- Can I get one?
- Okay, everybody, get your newspapers here.

1020
01:24:55,759 --> 01:24:59,694
- One newspaper apiece. Hi.
- Enjoy the game.

1021
01:24:59,696 --> 01:25:03,498
Hello. I'm Doug McLeod, and
with me is NHL hall of famer...

1022
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:06,367
and two-time Stanley cup
winner, Phil Esposito.

1023
01:25:06,369 --> 01:25:08,503
<i>It's the Great Alaskan</i>
<i>Hockey Rush...</i>

1024
01:25:08,505 --> 01:25:11,239
<i>brought to you live</i>
<i>by the National Hockey League...</i>

1025
01:25:11,241 --> 01:25:13,475
<i>and the Sports Broadcasting</i>
<i>Corporation,</i>

1026
01:25:13,477 --> 01:25:16,311
<i>pitting the New York Rangers...</i>

1027
01:25:16,313 --> 01:25:21,449
<i>against a cinderella team from the
tiny town of Mystery, Alaska.</i>

1028
01:25:21,451 --> 01:25:23,518
And here come
the red, white and blue.

1029
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:27,122
<i>♪ Start spreading the news ♪</i>

1030
01:25:27,891 --> 01:25:31,159
<i>♪ I'm leaving today ♪</i>

1031
01:25:32,629 --> 01:25:34,896
<i>♪ I want to be ♪</i>

1032
01:25:34,898 --> 01:25:37,365
<i>♪ a part of it ♪</i>

1033
01:25:37,367 --> 01:25:40,301
<i>♪ New York, New York ♪</i>
Look at this! No respect. I love it.

1034
01:25:41,304 --> 01:25:44,739
<i>♪ These vagabond shoes ♪</i>

1035
01:25:44,741 --> 01:25:47,375
<i>♪ are longing to stray ♪</i>

1036
01:25:49,779 --> 01:25:54,249
<i>♪ Right through</i>
<i>the very heart of it ♪♪</i>

1037
01:25:55,318 --> 01:25:57,552
And here come
the boys of winter.

1038
01:26:04,794 --> 01:26:07,295
All right!

1039
01:26:09,933 --> 01:26:13,868
<i>Well, there are only 11 skaters</i>
<i>to the Rangers' 18,</i>

1040
01:26:13,870 --> 01:26:15,870
<i>but also,</i>
<i>it's minus ten outside.</i>

1041
01:26:15,872 --> 01:26:18,373
<i>That kind of cold can be</i>
<i>rough on the New Yorkers.</i>

1042
01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:21,943
<i>There's no doubt about it.
But Mystery's going to need more
than the cold on their side.</i>

1043
01:26:21,945 --> 01:26:25,280
- Yeah, Stevie!
- <i>The town's grocer is their best scorer,</i>

1044
01:26:25,282 --> 01:26:27,782
<i>their fastest guy</i>
<i>is a high school kid...</i>

1045
01:26:27,784 --> 01:26:29,918
<i>And the captain</i>
<i>is the town sheriff.</i>

1046
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:33,488
<i>Like we said, folks,</i>
<i>this is a small town.</i>

1047
01:26:33,490 --> 01:26:37,625
And the size of this ice surface could
be an equalizer for the Mystery team.

1048
01:26:37,627 --> 01:26:40,428
It'll definitely help.
I've never seen ice this big.

1049
01:26:40,430 --> 01:26:42,730
<i>It's even bigger</i>
<i>than the olympic rinks.</i>

1050
01:26:42,732 --> 01:26:46,267
<i>And now, to sing</i>
<i>the national anthem, the one,</i>

1051
01:26:46,269 --> 01:26:49,537
<i>the only, Little Richard!</i>

1052
01:26:49,539 --> 01:26:52,874
<i>♪♪</i>

1053
01:26:57,614 --> 01:27:00,982
<i>"Tutti frutti"!</i>

1054
01:27:00,984 --> 01:27:03,818
This is great, huh?

1055
01:27:05,488 --> 01:27:08,389
♪ Oh, say can ♪

1056
01:27:08,391 --> 01:27:12,727
♪ you see ♪

1057
01:27:12,729 --> 01:27:18,866
<i>♪ by the dawn's ♪</i>

1058
01:27:18,868 --> 01:27:25,006
<i>♪ early light ♪</i>

1059
01:27:25,008 --> 01:27:30,511
- <i>♪ what so proudly ♪</i>
- ♪ proudly ♪

1060
01:27:30,513 --> 01:27:32,647
Camera three, stay off the Rangers.
They look miserable.

1061
01:27:32,649 --> 01:27:36,584
They're freezing already. Why the
hell is he singing so goddamn slow?

1062
01:27:36,586 --> 01:27:40,021
♪ And the home ♪

1063
01:27:40,023 --> 01:27:44,392
<i>♪ of the ♪</i>

1064
01:27:44,394 --> 01:27:45,006
♪ brave ♪

1065
01:27:49,899 --> 01:27:53,835
- <i>♪ Whoooo ♪</i>
- Yeah!

1066
01:27:53,837 --> 01:27:55,970
<i>♪ Ooh-whoo ♪♪</i>

1067
01:27:55,972 --> 01:27:59,674
Wow! Maybe the cold slowed him down.
Beautiful.

1068
01:27:59,676 --> 01:28:02,777
- <i>All right, the starting lineups...</i>
- ♪ oh ♪

1069
01:28:02,779 --> 01:28:05,913
- <i>♪ Canada ♪</i>
- Great!

1070
01:28:05,915 --> 01:28:08,283
Starting to piss me off.

1071
01:28:08,285 --> 01:28:10,752
Where does it say
Canadian national anthem?

1072
01:28:10,754 --> 01:28:12,787
♪ We stand ♪

1073
01:28:12,789 --> 01:28:14,956
<i>♪ on guard ♪</i>

1074
01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:19,427
- <i>♪ for thee ♪</i>
- You all right?

1075
01:28:21,298 --> 01:28:23,498
The Mystery team
has a shot, right?

1076
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:25,833
- <i>♪ Canada ♪♪</i>
- A shot at what?

1077
01:28:28,872 --> 01:28:30,972
Hey, listen, buddy.

1078
01:28:30,974 --> 01:28:33,908
Do you know where a guy can get
a rub and a tug around here?

1079
01:28:35,545 --> 01:28:37,578
What?

1080
01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:40,515
<i>Here we go. Let's play hockey.</i>

1081
01:28:40,517 --> 01:28:42,784
All the hoopla is over.

1082
01:28:42,786 --> 01:28:44,952
The puck drops here.

1083
01:28:54,364 --> 01:28:57,999
<i>Jackson dumps Banks</i>
<i>and gets the draw.</i>

1084
01:28:58,001 --> 01:29:01,402
<i>Back to Billy Wasson. He moves
up and gives back to Jackson.</i>

1085
01:29:01,404 --> 01:29:03,771
<i>He takes it wide</i>
<i>and gains the Mystery zone.</i>

1086
01:29:03,773 --> 01:29:06,541
<i>Down the borders with Lane
checking Jackson around the net.</i>

1087
01:29:06,543 --> 01:29:09,944
<i>Back to Wasson, wide open.
Shoots... what a save by Holt!</i>

1088
01:29:09,946 --> 01:29:12,880
<i>Get it out, guys! Get it out!</i>

1089
01:29:12,882 --> 01:29:15,750
<i>Mystery is rattled.
They're running around
like a house league.</i>

1090
01:29:15,752 --> 01:29:19,020
- Don't chase! Don't chase!
- Get it!

1091
01:29:20,724 --> 01:29:23,725
<i>Jackson controls again.</i>
<i>Over to King.</i>

1092
01:29:23,727 --> 01:29:26,594
<i>He moves it to Wasson,</i>
<i>over to Robertson.</i>

1093
01:29:26,596 --> 01:29:29,497
<i>Nifty toe drag around Banks. Shoots!
And a save by Holt.</i>

1094
01:29:29,499 --> 01:29:32,834
Shit. <i>Rangers in control.
Holt with another save!</i>

1095
01:29:32,836 --> 01:29:34,936
<i>It's a shooting gallery</i>
<i>out there!</i>

1096
01:29:34,938 --> 01:29:38,373
<i>Wasson, a shot.</i>
<i>Jackson shooting.</i>

1097
01:29:38,375 --> 01:29:40,475
<i>Finally, Holt controls</i>
<i>the rebound.</i>

1098
01:29:40,477 --> 01:29:42,877
<i>He dishes it around</i>
<i>behind the net for John Biebe.</i>

1099
01:29:42,879 --> 01:29:45,513
<i>Take your time! Take your time!
And the captain holds it there.</i>

1100
01:29:45,515 --> 01:29:47,815
<i>Rangers press</i>
<i>as Mystery breaks out.</i>

1101
01:29:47,817 --> 01:29:49,751
- <i>Biebe on over to
Banks in the corner.</i>
- Go to Connor!

1102
01:29:49,753 --> 01:29:52,587
<i>And there's the pass.</i>

1103
01:29:52,589 --> 01:29:55,390
<i>Here comes Weeks.</i>
<i>He is behind the advance.</i>

1104
01:29:55,392 --> 01:29:57,625
<i>It is one on one</i>
<i>with Sam Gainer.</i>

1105
01:29:57,627 --> 01:30:00,461
<i>It is a two-man hockey game</i>
<i>right here!</i>

1106
01:30:00,463 --> 01:30:03,564
<i>He leads left, goes right,</i>
<i>shoots... scores!</i>

1107
01:30:03,566 --> 01:30:09,504
<i>Weeks scores on the breakaway, and
Mystery leads, one to nothing.</i>

1108
01:30:09,506 --> 01:30:12,140
- That's cool!
- <i>Unbelievable.</i>

1109
01:30:12,142 --> 01:30:15,443
One step and he was gone.

1110
01:30:15,445 --> 01:30:17,412
That kid can actually fly.

1111
01:30:17,414 --> 01:30:19,480
<i>Two minutes</i>
<i>into the first period,</i>

1112
01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:21,516
<i>Mystery gets</i>
<i>on the board first,</i>

1113
01:30:21,518 --> 01:30:24,619
- <i>and this home crowd is going crazy.</i>
- Whoo!

1114
01:30:32,061 --> 01:30:34,128
<i>Here we go at center ice.</i>

1115
01:30:34,130 --> 01:30:37,832
<i>Rangers win again. Duffin
chased into the Mystery zone.</i>

1116
01:30:37,834 --> 01:30:41,202
<i>Biebe back to get it.</i>
<i>Neskorami on the porch.</i>

1117
01:30:41,204 --> 01:30:43,571
<i>And hard! He stamps the
captain into the screen!</i>

1118
01:30:43,573 --> 01:30:46,107
High sticking, fuck shit!

1119
01:30:46,109 --> 01:30:49,210
- No!
-<i>So much for a friendly
exhibition game.</i>

1120
01:30:49,212 --> 01:30:52,713
- Play the man!
- <i>Mystery has settled a bit,</i>

1121
01:30:52,715 --> 01:30:55,683
<i>but the Rangers</i>
<i>continue to control.</i>

1122
01:30:55,685 --> 01:30:57,885
<i>This is Ranger hockey.</i>

1123
01:30:57,887 --> 01:31:01,222
<i>Wasson's back for a shot...</i>
<i>and Winetka steals!</i>

1124
01:31:01,224 --> 01:31:04,792
<i>Here comes the odd-man rush.</i>
<i>It is Ben and Galin.</i>

1125
01:31:04,794 --> 01:31:07,728
<i>Look at the passing here!</i>

1126
01:31:07,730 --> 01:31:10,698
<i>Connolly trailing.</i>
<i>Drop, pass, shot.</i>

1127
01:31:10,700 --> 01:31:13,835
- <i> Saved by Gainer!</i>
- Shit!

1128
01:31:13,837 --> 01:31:17,505
<i>He moves it around to Yeaton. Swings
a pass on the take to Lovulette.</i>

1129
01:31:18,942 --> 01:31:22,810
- <i>Oh!</i>
- Oh, yes, Tree!

1130
01:31:22,812 --> 01:31:26,080
- <i>Great hit.</i>
- Did you see that? That's my Tree!

1131
01:31:26,082 --> 01:31:30,218
<i>And some Rangers take</i>
<i>exception to that hit.</i>

1132
01:31:30,220 --> 01:31:32,687
Okay, that's it! You're gone!

1133
01:31:32,689 --> 01:31:35,556
<i>Outta here. Get out.</i>

1134
01:31:35,558 --> 01:31:38,259
Hey, that one is too small, eh?

1135
01:31:38,261 --> 01:31:40,528
Next time send me a bigger one.

1136
01:31:40,530 --> 01:31:44,932
The biggest one you got.

1137
01:31:44,934 --> 01:31:48,736
Knock it off.
That'll be enough.

1138
01:31:50,573 --> 01:31:53,107
<i>Come on, this is your puck!</i>

1139
01:31:53,109 --> 01:31:55,810
<i>Banks wins the draw.</i>
<i>Over to Marden, up toward Burns.</i>

1140
01:31:55,812 --> 01:31:58,646
<i>And here they come,</i>
<i>five on four!</i>

1141
01:31:58,648 --> 01:32:01,782
<i>Burns lays it</i>
<i>behind the net to Weeks.</i>

1142
01:32:01,784 --> 01:32:05,119
<i>Now Mystery sets off on the
power play in the Ranger zone.</i>

1143
01:32:05,121 --> 01:32:08,623
<i>They're looking to find Connor Banks.
He is the sniper.</i>

1144
01:32:08,625 --> 01:32:12,827
<i>Biebe. Banks.</i>
<i>One-timer! Scores!</i>

1145
01:32:12,829 --> 01:32:15,029
- Yes!
- Yeah!

1146
01:32:15,031 --> 01:32:19,634
<i>Connor Banks on a one-timer</i>
<i>from Biebe! Wow!</i>

1147
01:32:22,305 --> 01:32:25,172
Great pass! Great pass!

1148
01:32:27,110 --> 01:32:29,677
<i>And it's Mystery two</i>
<i>and the Rangers zero.</i>

1149
01:32:29,679 --> 01:32:32,580
<i>This kid Connor</i>
<i>has got a shot like a bullet.</i>

1150
01:32:32,582 --> 01:32:35,149
I mean, he's a grocery clerk,
for crying out loud.

1151
01:32:35,151 --> 01:32:37,218
The Rangers look stunned, Doug.

1152
01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:39,287
<i>We're bringing them down, guys!</i>

1153
01:32:39,289 --> 01:32:41,589
Two-nothing. Let's keep it up!

1154
01:32:41,591 --> 01:32:44,859
Whoo!
They act like lumberjacks!

1155
01:32:46,663 --> 01:32:49,830
<i>♪♪</i>

1156
01:32:56,205 --> 01:32:59,307
Donnie, the Mystery boys... two
unanswered goals in the first period.

1157
01:32:59,309 --> 01:33:03,110
Jimmy, you gotta love these kids.
God knows I do.

1158
01:33:03,112 --> 01:33:06,047
<i>What is going on? Somebody
lit a fire under their ass.</i>

1159
01:33:06,049 --> 01:33:08,215
<i>This is a-number one,</i>
<i>first-class hockey.</i>

1160
01:33:08,217 --> 01:33:10,284
You know I'm not a fan
of that tippy-tappy,

1161
01:33:10,286 --> 01:33:12,987
tic-tac-toe, wide-open skating.

1162
01:33:12,989 --> 01:33:15,723
<i>But I'm telling you, some pretty good goals.
I'm loving these kids.</i>

1163
01:33:15,725 --> 01:33:17,792
I want to adopt them.
How's that?

1164
01:33:17,794 --> 01:33:19,827
I want to clean them up
and raise them as my own.

1165
01:33:19,829 --> 01:33:21,862
Someone who's
not surprised, Brian.

1166
01:33:21,864 --> 01:33:24,932
Donna Biebe,
wife of captain John Biebe.

1167
01:33:24,934 --> 01:33:27,268
- Well, what a period.
- Yes, it was.

1168
01:33:27,270 --> 01:33:30,338
What's it like seeing your husband
out there with the New York Rangers?

1169
01:33:30,340 --> 01:33:34,075
It's great.
It's something, actually.

1170
01:33:34,077 --> 01:33:36,711
Did you see
your daddy out there?

1171
01:33:36,713 --> 01:33:40,848
I have a toy pony.
He takes big shits.

1172
01:33:40,850 --> 01:33:44,185
Excellent. Back to you.

1173
01:33:44,187 --> 01:33:46,253
Defensemen...

1174
01:33:46,255 --> 01:33:49,123
Use each other as outlets.

1175
01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:51,626
- Yes, coach!
- <i>Hunt in corners!</i>

1176
01:33:51,628 --> 01:33:54,195
<i>They're not that good.</i>
<i>We can beat these guys.</i>

1177
01:33:54,197 --> 01:33:57,298
- They're not that good!
- <i>You're damn right we can!</i>

1178
01:33:57,300 --> 01:33:59,934
Yeah!

1179
01:33:59,936 --> 01:34:03,204
- Come on, let's go!
- <i>Ready four? Take four.</i>

1180
01:34:03,206 --> 01:34:05,406
- Come on, Stevie!
- <i>Steven Weeks, on the move.</i>

1181
01:34:05,408 --> 01:34:08,109
<i>Carries out of his own zone.</i>

1182
01:34:08,111 --> 01:34:10,978
<i>Look out!</i>
<i>Yeaton rips the head off him!</i>

1183
01:34:10,980 --> 01:34:15,650
<i>Weeks over the boards and
into the Ranger bench! Wow!</i>

1184
01:34:18,254 --> 01:34:22,023
- Come on!
- <i>And now they help
Weeks back onto the ice...</i>

1185
01:34:22,025 --> 01:34:25,726
- <i>in that New York way.</i>
- Give me my stick!

1186
01:34:25,728 --> 01:34:27,762
<i>Man, he's lucky to get</i>
<i>out of there alive.</i>

1187
01:34:27,764 --> 01:34:29,864
<i>Well, the Rangers</i>
<i>have stepped it up, Phil.</i>

1188
01:34:29,866 --> 01:34:32,133
Coach Higgins must have had
one of his screaming fits...

1189
01:34:32,135 --> 01:34:34,268
Between periods.
Now, look at this.

1190
01:34:34,270 --> 01:34:36,404
<i>The Rangers are platooning</i>
<i>back and forth...</i>

1191
01:34:36,406 --> 01:34:38,839
<i>between the warm dressing room.</i>

1192
01:34:38,841 --> 01:34:40,875
- <i>Well, that's something I've never seen.</i>
- That's not legal.

1193
01:34:40,877 --> 01:34:43,210
Is that legal?
That's not legal.

1194
01:34:43,212 --> 01:34:45,446
<i>The Rangers continue</i>
<i>the pressure.</i>

1195
01:34:45,448 --> 01:34:48,115
Pick up the man in front!
Pick him up!

1196
01:34:48,117 --> 01:34:50,918
<i>Scores!</i>

1197
01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:53,688
<i>And the Rangers</i>
<i>are finally on the board.</i>

1198
01:34:53,690 --> 01:34:56,390
Let's go, guys. Let's go!

1199
01:34:56,392 --> 01:35:00,695
<i>Rangers on another rush. Three
on two, wide across the ice.</i>

1200
01:35:00,697 --> 01:35:02,963
<i>Back into the slot,</i>
<i>shot, scores!</i>

1201
01:35:02,965 --> 01:35:06,067
<i>The slap shot beats Holt</i>
<i>on the stick side,</i>

1202
01:35:06,069 --> 01:35:08,903
<i>and that ties it up at two.</i>

1203
01:35:08,905 --> 01:35:11,706
<i>Put a body in front of him!</i>

1204
01:35:11,708 --> 01:35:15,242
<i>Rangers go back to work now.</i>
<i>Robertson to Wasson.</i>

1205
01:35:15,244 --> 01:35:17,278
<i>There's a move</i>
<i>behind the net to Rourke.</i>

1206
01:35:17,280 --> 01:35:19,447
<i>A puck shot to Touline, scores!</i>

1207
01:35:22,852 --> 01:35:25,853
Yeah! That's hockey!

1208
01:35:25,855 --> 01:35:28,022
<i>It's really starting</i>
<i>to unravel for Mystery.</i>

1209
01:35:28,024 --> 01:35:31,058
<i>They just lost their composure,</i>
<i>and now they are paying for it.</i>

1210
01:35:31,060 --> 01:35:33,761
Rangers take their first lead
of the game, three to two,

1211
01:35:33,763 --> 01:35:36,797
with 12 ½ minutes left
in the period.

1212
01:35:36,799 --> 01:35:40,067
<i>And back comes Mystery.</i>
<i>Birdie Burns with Biebe.</i>

1213
01:35:40,069 --> 01:35:42,770
<i>Burns shooting!</i>

1214
01:35:42,772 --> 01:35:45,139
- What the fuck was that?
- <i>Biebe torpedoed into the net!</i>

1215
01:35:45,141 --> 01:35:47,475
<i>That sets off another scuffle.</i>

1216
01:35:47,477 --> 01:35:50,244
<i>Hey, fuck you!</i>

1217
01:35:50,246 --> 01:35:55,015
<i>He's back up</i>
<i>and rejoins the play.</i>

1218
01:35:55,017 --> 01:35:57,151
- <i> Burns carries through centre ice.</i>
- Pass it!

1219
01:35:57,153 --> 01:35:59,420
<i>He's got Banks on the wing. Pass
to the middle. Robertson catches it.</i>

1220
01:35:59,422 --> 01:36:02,757
<i>Oh! What a hit!</i>

1221
01:36:02,759 --> 01:36:05,392
<i>Birdie Burns is caught trying</i>
<i>to do it all by himself...</i>

1222
01:36:05,394 --> 01:36:08,462
<i>And he got his wings trimmed</i>
<i>right there, man.</i>

1223
01:36:08,464 --> 01:36:12,433
Birdie.
You don't pass, you sit.

1224
01:36:12,435 --> 01:36:15,002
<i>Now Skank Marden carries out.</i>

1225
01:36:15,004 --> 01:36:17,772
<i>Hooked by Neskorami,</i>
<i>Marden goes down.</i>

1226
01:36:17,774 --> 01:36:20,274
- Rangers score.
- <i>What the hell was that?</i>

1227
01:36:20,276 --> 01:36:22,977
- <i>Marden was hooked.</i>
- Are you crazy?

1228
01:36:22,979 --> 01:36:27,148
How many times are you
gonna let him hook me?

1229
01:36:27,150 --> 01:36:31,051
- Jesus Christ!
- Back off! Back off!

1230
01:36:31,053 --> 01:36:36,157
<i>And another Ranger line comes
back warm from the locker room.</i>

1231
01:36:36,159 --> 01:36:38,459
<i>Holt comes out</i>
<i>and sheriff's deputy...</i>

1232
01:36:38,461 --> 01:36:41,295
<i>Bobby Michan goes in at goal.</i>

1233
01:36:41,297 --> 01:36:43,297
<i>Saved! Michan stacks the pads!</i>

1234
01:36:43,299 --> 01:36:45,566
<i>And Mystery comes</i>
<i>streaking back the other way.</i>

1235
01:36:45,568 --> 01:36:48,169
<i>The Winetkas lead the way.</i>
<i>They gain the zone.</i>

1236
01:36:48,171 --> 01:36:50,905
<i>Back over the blue line.</i>
<i>And it's intercepted!</i>

1237
01:36:50,907 --> 01:36:53,440
<i>Jackson's on a breakaway!</i>
<i>On center ice.</i>

1238
01:36:53,442 --> 01:36:56,177
<i>No way. And Lane chases.</i>

1239
01:36:56,179 --> 01:36:58,946
<i>He... scores!</i>

1240
01:36:58,948 --> 01:37:03,951
<i>Five unanswered goals, and the
Rangers are steamrolling.</i>

1241
01:37:03,953 --> 01:37:07,488
- <i> Come on, Mystery!</i>
- Damn!

1242
01:37:07,490 --> 01:37:11,358
<i>We'll be right back</i>
<i>with the third period.</i>

1243
01:37:26,142 --> 01:37:29,310
<i>♪♪</i>

1244
01:37:32,181 --> 01:37:34,248
Different story
in the second period.

1245
01:37:34,250 --> 01:37:37,184
The Rangers have all the momentum now.
Five straight goals.

1246
01:37:37,186 --> 01:37:40,955
I feel really bad for these boys, Jimmy.
I really do.

1247
01:37:40,957 --> 01:37:44,091
Nobody told them
it was just a show.

1248
01:37:44,093 --> 01:37:47,094
<i>There's still a period to go.</i>
<i>Twenty minutes. Any hope?</i>

1249
01:37:47,096 --> 01:37:52,333
- I hate to say it. They're done like dinner.
- Aw, bullshit.

1250
01:37:52,335 --> 01:37:55,069
Hey, we're on the air.

1251
01:38:06,549 --> 01:38:08,415
Don't panic. Don't panic.

1252
01:38:08,417 --> 01:38:11,886
We'll get our shots.
We're not out.

1253
01:38:11,888 --> 01:38:14,321
Balls to the walls, huh?

1254
01:38:16,425 --> 01:38:18,592
- You'll need some stitches, John.
- After.

1255
01:38:18,594 --> 01:38:21,662
Oh, Jesus. Can't hold a stick.

1256
01:38:30,673 --> 01:38:32,907
It might be broken.

1257
01:38:32,909 --> 01:38:36,176
Well, tape it, 'cause
I'm not coming out.

1258
01:38:36,178 --> 01:38:41,015
- Tape it.
- We'll look at it after the game, all right?

1259
01:38:48,457 --> 01:38:50,591
- You all right, John?
- Yeah.

1260
01:38:50,593 --> 01:38:54,361
Here's what I want.
One man in, wings on wings.

1261
01:38:54,363 --> 01:38:58,499
- Nobody pinches. Trap the neutral zone.
- Why? We're down.

1262
01:38:58,501 --> 01:39:02,436
I want to keep the score close. As long
as it's not a rout, we go home winners.

1263
01:39:02,438 --> 01:39:06,941
Now, if we gain the zone, you get
across the blue line, you dump.

1264
01:39:06,943 --> 01:39:09,109
Send in only the first guy.
What are you talking about?

1265
01:39:09,111 --> 01:39:12,279
- I'm talking about we're beaten.
- We're not beaten.

1266
01:39:12,281 --> 01:39:14,381
I'm not beaten!

1267
01:39:15,418 --> 01:39:19,453
We're in this game!

1268
01:39:19,455 --> 01:39:22,623
- Anybody here tired?
- No. No.

1269
01:39:22,625 --> 01:39:26,460
- Anybody fuckin' tired?
- No!

1270
01:39:26,462 --> 01:39:28,629
- Holt?
- I'm just warming up, sheriff.

1271
01:39:28,631 --> 01:39:30,597
- Connor?
- I'm ready, John.

1272
01:39:30,599 --> 01:39:32,533
- Birdie, you with us?
- Yup.

1273
01:39:32,535 --> 01:39:36,070
Good. The Rangers are starting
to breathe through their mouths.

1274
01:39:36,072 --> 01:39:37,738
<i>Their strides</i>
<i>are getting shorter.</i>

1275
01:39:37,740 --> 01:39:40,341
Do not give these guys
too much respect.

1276
01:39:40,343 --> 01:39:43,410
- <i>They didn't pull a dog sled, did they?</i>
- No.

1277
01:39:43,412 --> 01:39:45,746
- They didn't skate the river, did they?
- No.

1278
01:39:45,748 --> 01:39:48,649
Forget about that fuckin'
circus out there.

1279
01:39:48,651 --> 01:39:52,353
That's still black ice.
This is our pond.

1280
01:39:52,355 --> 01:39:54,455
- You're goddamn right.
- That's right.

1281
01:39:54,457 --> 01:40:00,094
Biebe's right. We gotta
take it to these guys.

1282
01:40:00,096 --> 01:40:02,262
Heads up!

1283
01:40:08,070 --> 01:40:10,237
This is our pond.

1284
01:40:14,710 --> 01:40:17,011
Nice assist.

1285
01:40:18,347 --> 01:40:21,482
<i>I will. I will.</i>
<i>We gotta do it together, man.</i>

1286
01:40:30,626 --> 01:40:33,594
<i>Mystery is hoping the cold of
night will stem this Ranger tide.</i>

1287
01:40:33,596 --> 01:40:36,530
- Get it, John!
- <i>But the Rangers are
right back on the attack.</i>

1288
01:40:38,067 --> 01:40:40,768
<i>Oh! And a huge hit by Biebe!</i>

1289
01:40:40,770 --> 01:40:45,739
<i>It's payback time,</i>
<i>and that one's for Stevie Weeks.</i>

1290
01:40:45,741 --> 01:40:48,609
<i>Face-off on the Rangers' end.</i>
<i>Rangers get the draw.</i>

1291
01:40:48,611 --> 01:40:52,212
<i>Cangrapoole along the boards. Lane
pitches, and the puck squirts free.</i>

1292
01:40:52,214 --> 01:40:55,249
- <i> Jackson's got it!</i>
- Eleven, pick him up!

1293
01:40:55,251 --> 01:40:57,484
Come on, boys. Cover it!

1294
01:40:57,486 --> 01:41:00,587
<i>He's gone on the breakaway. This
could really put Mystery away.</i>

1295
01:41:00,589 --> 01:41:03,357
<i>They're chasing,</i>
<i>but Jackson's all alone.</i>

1296
01:41:03,359 --> 01:41:08,262
- Come on!
- <i> Jackson fakes and shoots!</i>

1297
01:41:08,264 --> 01:41:10,731
<i>A huge save by Holt!</i>

1298
01:41:10,733 --> 01:41:14,468
<i>Holt stood on his head. I've</i>
<i>never seen a save like that!</i>

1299
01:41:14,470 --> 01:41:18,238
Great save, Holt.
Come on, guys.

1300
01:41:18,240 --> 01:41:20,407
Come on, Tree. Let's go, baby.
Come on, Galin. Let's go now.

1301
01:41:20,409 --> 01:41:23,077
<i>Face-off at the Mystery</i>
<i>blue line.</i>

1302
01:41:23,079 --> 01:41:25,412
<i>Rangers win the draw.</i>
<i>Back to Rory.</i>

1303
01:41:25,414 --> 01:41:28,215
- <i>And both Winetkas forecheck.</i>
- Take it in!

1304
01:41:28,217 --> 01:41:30,284
<i>Galin knocks the puck to brother
Ben and carries it into the zone.</i>

1305
01:41:30,286 --> 01:41:32,386
<i>Connolly trails.</i>
<i>He has it in his sights.</i>

1306
01:41:32,388 --> 01:41:35,322
<i>He shoots... scores!</i>

1307
01:41:35,324 --> 01:41:40,294
<i>And he rips the shot</i>
<i>over Gainer's glove!</i>

1308
01:41:40,296 --> 01:41:44,131
Yeah! Ha! Yeah!

1309
01:41:44,133 --> 01:41:47,234
- Goal by 29.
- <i>All right, we're back in it, boys!</i>

1310
01:41:52,308 --> 01:41:54,341
Wow, Johnny!

1311
01:41:54,343 --> 01:41:58,278
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
Let's go!

1312
01:41:58,280 --> 01:42:02,883
<i>That makes it five to three,</i>
<i>and Mystery has a pulse again.</i>

1313
01:42:02,885 --> 01:42:06,353
<i>But the Rangers</i>
<i>control the puck.</i>

1314
01:42:06,355 --> 01:42:10,257
<i>Back to Wasson. He winds for the shot.
Marden drops to block.</i>

1315
01:42:10,259 --> 01:42:13,260
- <i>Oh, my God.</i>
- <i>Oh, man! Does that gotta hurt!</i>

1316
01:42:13,262 --> 01:42:18,232
- Oh, mommy.
- <i>He really took one
in the seeds for the team.</i>

1317
01:42:18,234 --> 01:42:20,400
<i>Mystery gets the loose puck</i>
<i>and heads the other way.</i>

1318
01:42:20,402 --> 01:42:22,803
<i>Now Marden is slow to get up.</i>

1319
01:42:22,805 --> 01:42:25,639
<i>And Phil, you don't see a guy just lie
down in front of a Billy Wasson...</i>

1320
01:42:25,641 --> 01:42:28,775
<i>90-mile-an-hour slap shot</i>
<i>very often.</i>

1321
01:42:28,777 --> 01:42:31,297
<i>Mystery is giving everything they've got.
This is great hockey.</i>

1322
01:42:33,482 --> 01:42:35,549
Everybody in!

1323
01:42:35,551 --> 01:42:37,718
As soon as you cross
the blue line,

1324
01:42:37,720 --> 01:42:40,888
- Holt, you come, Skank, you go.
- Yeah.

1325
01:42:40,890 --> 01:42:43,891
Three men on the puck.
Defense, you gotta pinch!

1326
01:42:43,893 --> 01:42:45,792
Throw it at the net.
Everybody's gotta crash.

1327
01:42:45,794 --> 01:42:48,228
- Come on, let's go!
- Right with you, sir.

1328
01:42:48,230 --> 01:42:51,265
- Hang if you have to, Connor.
- Got it.

1329
01:42:51,267 --> 01:42:53,767
Blow it out your ass.

1330
01:42:53,769 --> 01:42:55,769
Plenty of time. Plenty of time.
Let's go! Come on, guys!

1331
01:42:55,771 --> 01:42:59,706
<i>1:26. Two goals down.</i>

1332
01:42:59,708 --> 01:43:02,609
- And time is running out for Mystery.
- Desperation time, Doug.

1333
01:43:02,611 --> 01:43:04,678
Look for Burns to
pull their goalie.

1334
01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:07,414
They want to get that extra
attacker into the play.

1335
01:43:07,416 --> 01:43:12,753
Come on! It's not over!
Mystery! Mystery!

1336
01:43:12,755 --> 01:43:15,822
Mystery! Mystery!
<i>Mystery! Mystery!</i>

1337
01:43:15,824 --> 01:43:18,425
Let's rock, boys.
Let's get it going!

1338
01:43:18,427 --> 01:43:22,563
<i>Mystery! Mystery!</i>

1339
01:43:22,565 --> 01:43:24,831
<i>And Banks wins it.</i>
<i>Biebe carries.</i>

1340
01:43:24,833 --> 01:43:27,701
- And there goes holt.
- <i>Six attackers. The net's empty.</i>

1341
01:43:29,738 --> 01:43:32,439
<i>On the wing to Weeks.</i>
<i>He gains the zone.</i>

1342
01:43:32,441 --> 01:43:35,709
<i>And here comes Mystery. Let's
see how they work the puck.</i>

1343
01:43:35,711 --> 01:43:39,546
<i>From right wing to right point,</i>
<i>down low to Birdie Burns.</i>

1344
01:43:39,548 --> 01:43:42,816
<i>Here comes Burns, working for a shot.
He's gonna shoot.</i>

1345
01:43:42,818 --> 01:43:45,285
<i>No, he passes the puck</i>
<i>to Biebe! Shoots!</i>

1346
01:43:45,287 --> 01:43:48,255
- Scores!
- Yea!

1347
01:43:48,257 --> 01:43:51,592
<i>Biebe scores off a great pass</i>
<i>from Birdie Burns.</i>

1348
01:43:51,594 --> 01:43:55,796
- Yeah!
- <i>Five to four, Mystery down by one,</i>

1349
01:43:55,798 --> 01:43:59,633
<i>and now, 43 seconds to play.</i>

1350
01:43:59,635 --> 01:44:04,304
- It's not over yet!
- <i>Who would have ever guessed
it would get to this?</i>

1351
01:44:04,306 --> 01:44:09,776
- Did you see that?
- <i>Mystery, Alaska, one goal away
from tying the New York Rangers.</i>

1352
01:44:19,855 --> 01:44:23,890
Come on! One more! One more!

1353
01:44:23,892 --> 01:44:26,526
Don't rush the shot.
Three men across the blue line.

1354
01:44:26,528 --> 01:44:28,629
- Skank, you in the middle.
- Yeah.

1355
01:44:28,631 --> 01:44:32,432
Work it down low, look for Connor.
Don't rush it.

1356
01:44:32,434 --> 01:44:34,901
Forty-three seconds,

1357
01:44:34,903 --> 01:44:37,304
and then the rest
of your lives.

1358
01:44:37,306 --> 01:44:40,440
Forty-three seconds.
You own that time.

1359
01:44:40,442 --> 01:44:42,909
It's your time. Am I right?

1360
01:44:42,911 --> 01:44:44,978
Right on! Take it! Take it!

1361
01:44:44,980 --> 01:44:47,648
<i>Mystery's gonna keep</i>
<i>their goalie on the bench.</i>

1362
01:44:47,650 --> 01:44:49,950
<i>Six on five,</i>
<i>with the empty net behind.</i>

1363
01:44:49,952 --> 01:44:53,287
<i>I love it, Doug. They're going
for it. Everything's on the line!</i>

1364
01:44:53,289 --> 01:44:55,522
<i>This is what this game</i>
<i>is all about.</i>

1365
01:44:55,524 --> 01:44:59,793
<i>Rangers win the draw.</i>
<i>Robertson for the empty net!</i>

1366
01:44:59,795 --> 01:45:02,562
<i>And he just missed it!</i>

1367
01:45:07,970 --> 01:45:10,804
Plenty of time! Plenty of time!

1368
01:45:10,806 --> 01:45:13,073
<i>Biebe slowing it down</i>
<i>behind the net.</i>

1369
01:45:13,075 --> 01:45:15,909
Stay high.
All the way in, Stevie.

1370
01:45:15,911 --> 01:45:17,944
<i>Now Weeks takes it and
carries it on down the wing.</i>

1371
01:45:17,946 --> 01:45:21,581
- <i>This kid still has got the jets.</i>
- Yes! Yes!

1372
01:45:21,583 --> 01:45:23,684
<i>They'll be working to free up</i>
<i>Connor Banks in the slot.</i>

1373
01:45:23,686 --> 01:45:27,954
<i>Here comes Mystery.</i>
<i>Banks trying to get free.</i>

1374
01:45:27,956 --> 01:45:30,590
<i>Biebe's got it!</i>
<i>Here comes Connor Banks!</i>

1375
01:45:30,592 --> 01:45:32,859
<i>He's got a shot!</i>

1376
01:47:35,217 --> 01:47:37,551
Wow.

1377
01:48:29,104 --> 01:48:33,106
<i>Mystery! Mystery!</i>

1378
01:48:39,114 --> 01:48:41,715
Good game. Good game.

1379
01:48:41,717 --> 01:48:44,951
Good game. Good game.

1380
01:48:44,953 --> 01:48:48,154
Nice game.

1381
01:49:28,830 --> 01:49:31,031
Great game, son.

1382
01:49:39,942 --> 01:49:42,075
Great game, judge.

1383
01:50:01,964 --> 01:50:04,297
Stevie! Hey.

1384
01:50:04,299 --> 01:50:06,833
I can't believe you're leaving.
I know.

1385
01:50:10,706 --> 01:50:12,806
We never even had sex.

1386
01:50:14,776 --> 01:50:17,077
I'll be back
in a couple of months.

1387
01:50:17,079 --> 01:50:19,713
You better.

1388
01:50:24,152 --> 01:50:26,953
- For real?
- Can you believe it?

1389
01:50:30,826 --> 01:50:32,993
- Oh, man!
- Yeah, I know.

1390
01:50:32,995 --> 01:50:35,228
Your little garden
is gonna have fun.

1391
01:50:35,230 --> 01:50:38,031
There's some serious turnip
to hoe in New York City.

1392
01:50:38,033 --> 01:50:40,734
I'm not going to the New
York Rangers right away.

1393
01:50:40,736 --> 01:50:44,170
They're sending me to Binghamton,
which is like the AHL.

1394
01:50:44,172 --> 01:50:47,107
Yeah! Nice!

1395
01:50:47,109 --> 01:50:49,342
Stevie Weeks too? Yeah.

1396
01:50:49,344 --> 01:50:51,811
Both to Binghamton, huh?
Two-way contracts.

1397
01:50:51,813 --> 01:50:53,947
To start with. They'll make it.

1398
01:50:53,949 --> 01:50:56,683
They won't be coming back.

1399
01:50:56,685 --> 01:50:59,386
Shame they couldn't
take Skank with them, huh?

1400
01:50:59,388 --> 01:51:01,988
Well, good for you, John. You'll
be back in the Saturday game then.

1401
01:51:01,990 --> 01:51:05,158
Uh-huh. Yeah. Until you can
find a way to bump me again.

1402
01:51:09,398 --> 01:51:11,865
All right, folks. Gotta go.

1403
01:51:11,867 --> 01:51:14,267
Love to stay,
but, uh, gotta go.

1404
01:51:14,269 --> 01:51:16,336
You're not going
on the helicopter?

1405
01:51:16,338 --> 01:51:20,240
No, there's no room on that thing. I got a
car waiting to take me to Fairbanks.

1406
01:51:20,242 --> 01:51:23,810
- Hey, Charlie.
- Yeah?

1407
01:51:23,812 --> 01:51:25,912
Thank you.

1408
01:51:32,387 --> 01:51:35,689
Yeah.

1409
01:51:35,691 --> 01:51:37,924
I'm gonna say goodbye
to Connor.

1410
01:51:44,066 --> 01:51:46,266
He's a...

1411
01:51:46,268 --> 01:51:48,368
You got a great family there.

1412
01:51:49,871 --> 01:51:53,139
- I do.
- Yeah.

1413
01:51:53,141 --> 01:51:56,910
Well, we don't have to say goodbye, really.
I hope to be back in June.

1414
01:51:56,912 --> 01:51:59,245
Don't bring the Yankees.

1415
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:21,134
I love you.

1416
01:52:21,136 --> 01:52:23,236
Bye.

1417
01:52:23,238 --> 01:52:25,338
Bye.

1418
01:52:28,410 --> 01:52:30,510
John.

1419
01:52:41,223 --> 01:52:44,290
<i>♪ I just want to see you ♪</i>

1420
01:52:44,463 --> 01:52:47,226
<i>♪ When you're all alone ♪</i>

1421
01:52:48,090 --> 01:52:53,867
<i>♪ I just want to</i>
<i>catch you if I can ♪</i>

1422
01:52:55,553 --> 01:52:57,444
Bye.
<i>♪ I just want to be there when</i>
<i>the morning light explodes ♪</i>

1423
01:52:57,445 --> 01:53:01,700
<i>♪ I just want to be there when</i>
<i>the morning light explodes ♪</i>

1424
01:53:02,427 --> 01:53:05,475
<i>♪ on your face, it radiates ♪</i>

1425
01:53:05,515 --> 01:53:10,120
<i>♪ I can't escape
I love you 'till the end ♪</i>

1426
01:53:16,201 --> 01:53:22,652
<i>♪ I just want to tell you nothing
You don't want to hear ♪</i>

1427
01:53:23,031 --> 01:53:27,534
<i>♪ All I want</i>
<i>is for you to say ♪</i>

1428
01:53:29,437 --> 01:53:35,975
<i>♪ "Oh, why don't you just take me</i>
<i>where I've never been before?" ♪</i>

1429
01:53:37,031 --> 01:53:41,175
<i>♪ I know you want to hear me
catch my breath ♪</i>

1430
01:53:41,950 --> 01:53:44,584
so that blocked shot
must have really hurt, huh?

1431
01:53:46,087 --> 01:53:48,521
Not too bad.

1432
01:53:48,523 --> 01:53:52,592
'Cause I have three hours till
my crew's ready to leave.

1433
01:54:30,298 --> 01:54:34,167
<i>♪ I love you till the end ♪</i>

1434
01:54:37,405 --> 01:54:40,506
<i>♪ I love you till the end ♪</i>

1435
01:54:46,348 --> 01:54:49,482
<i>♪ I just want to be there ♪</i>

1436
01:54:49,484 --> 01:54:53,219
<i>♪ when we're caught</i>
<i>in the rain ♪</i>

1437
01:54:53,221 --> 01:54:58,391
<i>♪ I just want to see you</i>
<i>laugh not cry ♪</i>

1438
01:55:00,295 --> 01:55:02,595
<i>♪ I just want to feel you ♪</i>

1439
01:55:02,597 --> 01:55:06,933
<i>♪ when the night puts on</i>
<i>its cloak ♪</i>

1440
01:55:06,935 --> 01:55:10,370
<i>♪ I'm lost for words</i>
<i>don't tell me ♪</i>

1441
01:55:10,372 --> 01:55:15,241
<i>♪ 'cause all I can say</i>
<i>I love you till the end ♪</i>

1442
01:55:19,014 --> 01:55:22,148
<i>♪ I love you till the end ♪</i>

1443
01:55:39,634 --> 01:55:42,969
<i>♪ I'll love you till the end ♪</i>

1444
01:55:47,242 --> 01:55:49,976
<i>♪ I'll love you till the end ♪</i>

1445
01:55:53,682 --> 01:55:57,216
<i>♪ I'll love you till the end ♪</i>

1446
01:55:59,254 --> 01:56:03,589
<i>♪ all I can say</i>
<i>I'll love you till the end ♪♪</i>