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One of the reasons
I love Brown Valley so much
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is that when you do business here,
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chances are good
you know the person you're dealing with.
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They're a neighbor or a friend
or a friend of a friend.
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And you can trust them
because they're part of a community.
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If there is a bad egg around,
people find out pretty fast.
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This is why BrownStar Insurance
has prospered for 25 years.
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We always do right by our customers.
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Kurt, Pam,
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this policy's gonna save you $400 a year,
and it covers everything you need.
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Down the road, you win the lottery,
come back on in here,
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and I'll sell you the
spendiest policy we got.
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Seriously, guys, I'm gonna take care of you.
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- Hello, Mrs. Vanderhei.
- It's Macy, Tim.
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- I told you to call me Macy.
- Sorry, I keep forgetting.
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- It's a hard habit to break.
- Well, you better get it right soon or
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I'm gonna have to
make you stay after school.
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Bring it. Bring it.
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There you go.
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Do you realize
I used to just stare and stare at you
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when you were teaching us
about the rainforests or whatever?
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And I would think,
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"I wonder what Mrs. V looks like
with her clothes off."
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And then, boom, we run into each other
in line at True Value
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and, boom, here we are, making love.
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Like, once a week.
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It's like it was fate or something.
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Did you ever used to look at me
and think dirty things?
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You were 12.
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Right.
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I got you something.
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- It's a scarlet tanager.
- Mmm.
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Like the birds you had in your classroom.
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That's very sweet. Thank you.
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Wait, wait.
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Look on his wing.
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Hmm.
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Isn't that pretty? Is that a...
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It's a promise ring.
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Promising what?
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Well...
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We're just having a good time here.
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No, we're not. We're having the best time.
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Hi, I'm Roger Lemke.
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At BrownStar Insurance,
we endeavor to give you
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the coverage you need
at the best prices around.
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It's the reason that
BrownStar Insurance has been awarded
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the prestigious Two Diamond Award
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from the
American Society of Mutual Insurers
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for three years running.
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Because at BrownStar Insurance,
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we insure your dreams.
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Holy Christmas!
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You knocked her out of the park.
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You knocked it out of the G-D park, buddy!
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I'm just a pretty face.
That copy was all you, Bill.
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- Well, I...
- I do have one gripe with you, boss.
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- Mmm-hmm?
- If you'd waited till after Cedar Rapids,
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I could have won the Two Diamonds for you
four years running.
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Four years!
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How do you it, Roger?
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- So proud of you, Roggie.
- Mmm...
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Hey, Roger.
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Tim Lippe! I didn't even see you there.
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Oh, man.
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- Did you see it?
- Yeah. You were so awesome.
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- Oh! Thanks, buddy. Thank you.
- Super awesome. Just...
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Hey, Roger.
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Watch your back, Brad Pitt.
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Thank you
for the kind words, buddy.
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Wow, cake.
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Awesome.
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- Hello?
- Tim, it's Bill.
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- Hey, Bill.
- He's gone! Tim, he's gone.
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Oh, God, I can't believe it.
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- What?
- It's Roger.
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What are you...
What are you talking about?
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Gwen found him in the bathroom.
He had a belt tied around his neck.
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Oh, my gosh.
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- He was half naked, Tim.
- Oh, jeez.
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All this time,
Roger was some kind of twisted deviant.
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Bill, the way Roger died
was an accident.
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Believe what you want,
but people are talking, Tim.
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Commitment to God
is a big part of the Two Diamonds.
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Big part.
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Now, people are talking.
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Hey, come here, come here. Here you go.
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This was Roger's
Two Diamonds presentation.
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Yeah, and it's a guaranteed
Two Diamond winner.
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And believe me, I'd go myself,
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but I'm locked in to my daughter's wedding
over in Gladstone
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I got no flex.
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What are you saying, Bill?
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I am saying, you need to go down there
and give this presentation, Tim.
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I can't go to Cedar Rapids.
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You can't... You don't want
to send me to Cedar Rapids.
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All right, listen to me, you were what, 16,
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when I gave you that filing job
right after your mom passed?
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You were living on your own, pretty much.
All by yourself.
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And I'm thinking, "Now, here's a kid
who's gonna go places."
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And then somehow, you just didn't.
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- I can't.
- You're all I got, kid.
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I need you to go down there and prove
that BrownStar is a good outfit,
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an upstanding goddamn Christian outfit.
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Now, the only thing
you have to worry about getting good with
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is Orin Helgesson.
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He's the president.
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He's the final decider
on the Two Diamonds.
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So, near the end of the weekend,
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you're gonna sit down
one-on-one with him in his suite
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and deliver that presentation.
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He needs to be convinced that
we're still worthy of that award.
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If we don't fix this,
our clients will leave us, Tim.
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And we'll all be out in the street.
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Farmers are confronted
with an unpredictable risk-filled...
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Unpredictable world
of risk-filled uncertainty.
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- Cedar Rapids.
- Cedar Rapids.
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I can't believe that I'm actually
going. But I gotta do it, right?
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I mean, it's not just my job.
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Six other people's entire livelihoods
depend on this.
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Plus Carol,
who does part-time seasonal work, so...
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You'll be fine.
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- Hey, Charlie.
- Tim, what's up?
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I'm going down to Cedar Rapids
for the big ASMI convention.
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Oh, good. Good.
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You can keep that for now.
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So all liquids, gels, aerosols
must be placed in a Ziploc,
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and then your computer, we take out
of the case and run through the machine.
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It's just me.
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Yeah, we gotta do it for everybody, so...
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Tim!
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Oh, praise Christ you haven't left yet.
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Hey, Bill.
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Hey.
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I can't believe I forgot
to give this to you.
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It's an ASMI bible. All right?
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It'll tell you who to talk to
and who to avoid,
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who best to fellowship with,
network, you know.
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Dean Ziegler, Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
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Ziegler.
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You know that son of bitch
called one of Lemke's biggest clients,
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Joyce Armbruster?
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Smeared Roger's name.
Freaking goddang poacher.
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Avoid Ziegler like the plague, please.
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Now, Ronald Wilkes,
the guy I got you rooming with,
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- that's who I want you to stick by.
- Okay.
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All right? All right, then, come here.
Come on.
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Well, you lucky ducks
have obviously been seated in an exit row.
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I just need to make sure you're willing
and able to assist crew members
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in the event of an emergency evacuation.
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I've actually never been
on an airplane before.
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Well, you'll do awesome.
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Well, if you do need help, I'm in.
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Thank you.
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Oh, sweet.
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Hey, man. Can I bum a heater?
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What's that now?
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A cigarette?
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No, sorry, I can't help you there.
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- Are you here for the convention?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Tim Lippe, BrownStar Insurance.
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Bree. I'm Bree.
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Nice to meet you, Bree.
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Old trade secret for you.
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If you keep smoking, your premiums
are gonna go through the roof.
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Thanks, Dr. Phil.
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Hey, instead of a heater,
how about butterscotch?
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Nice.
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Listen, Tim, if you wanna party,
you let me know.
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I'm always around.
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You got it. Party hardy.
Nice chatting with you, Bree. See you.
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Wow!
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Checking in with us, sir?
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Yeah, I am. Pretty excited about it, too.
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All right. Can I get your name?
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Tim Lippe.
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And we just need a credit card
for the incidentals.
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Well, Trent, I was under the impression
that you honored traveler's checks.
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You bet. We just need
to make an imprint of the card,
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just like I say, for the incidentals.
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Credit card?
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All right.
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It's standard.
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Don't worry. We are not gonna charge it.
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No, see. Looks liked you just charged it.
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Just an imprint.
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Okay.
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Hey, Tim.
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So I just did the whole check-in rigmarole,
and I'm on my way to my room.
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- Have you seen the pool yet?
- Yeah.
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It's incredible.
I mean, there's like palm trees and stuff.
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And the whole place smells like chlorine.
It's like I'm in Barbados or somewhere.
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Oh, here we are. Mi casa.
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Junior suite. Hang on a second here.
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Figure out how this deal works.
The key is like a stinking credit card.
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What is it? Tim?
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There's an Afro-American man
standing in my room.
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What's he doing?
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He's smiling at me.
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Oh, no. Run for your life.
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Are you Tim? Tim Lippe?
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I'm Ronald Wilkes.
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Bill Krogstad said
we were gonna be roommates.
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Tim, are you okay?
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- Does he speak your language?
- Yes.
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He actually seems pretty friendly
so I'm gonna call you back later, okay?
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You are Tim?
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Oh, yes, of course I am.
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Just for a minute there, I was like, "Whoa."
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Okay.
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You wanna come in
and take a look at the room?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Check out these digs.
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Hey, look, Tim,
the reason we got the junior suite upgrade
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is because the hotel overbooked.
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The point being, they were asking folks
to take on a third roommate
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to consolidate space.
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Now, to me,
the savings of adding a third guy
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sounded like a real positive.
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If you got any qualms, I hear you.
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LNC. That's "Loud and Clear."
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Who would share...
Who would share beds?
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That's a pull-out couch.
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This isn't Woodstock, Tim.
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I'm sure whoever it is
will be straight shooter.
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Janita, double stock my mini bar, please.
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1019, thank you.
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Taco Bill, back in the saddle.
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Hey, Ned. Get some honey on your stinger?
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I love it.
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So far, it's just the one billboard
north of St. Cloud.
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But at the end of the day, it's NTS.
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Not too shabby.
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NTS. That's hilarious.
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Ronald Wilkes, I presume. The Ronimal!
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Give me some love, my soul brother!
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Turn down the volume, Ziegler.
You just got here.
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What's the matter, friend?
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You've never seen
a choco-vanilla love sandwich before?
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- Wait till we start the butt fucking.
- No.
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I'm just having fun.
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Dean Ziegler, Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
Call me Deanzie.
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Tim Lippe, from Brown Valley, Wisconsin.
BrownStar Insurance.
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Oh, sure, yeah. Bill Krogstad's joint right?
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The Kroger!
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That's what I call him.
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Oh, shit.
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I was so sorry
to hear about Lemke's passing up there.
249
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,817
That's guy was tits as a rep.
250
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,825
Yeah. Well, Roger was just
a super great man.
251
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,065
Amen on that. Yeah.
252
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:29,993
Real tragedy.
253
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,565
Well, I don't know about you wing-nuts,
254
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,904
but the Deanzie could use a drinksy.
255
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:40,910
What do you say we head
straight to Horizons for happy hour?
256
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,914
You get two-for-one drinks,
ten-cent wings,
257
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,280
all-you-care-to-eat pussy buffet.
258
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,353
That line was unappealing last year, Dean.
259
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:49,546
It remains so now.
260
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:50,622
Ronimal!
261
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,888
I'm gonna watch President Helgesson's
opening remarks.
262
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,958
Oh, God. That smug fuck.
263
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:58,092
Helgesson's trying to turn ASMI
into a goddamn religion
264
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,131
with all this God and morality bullshit.
265
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,458
All right, you ladies stay here
and do your nails.
266
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,436
But I'm going to Horizon's
where the action is, all right?
267
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,543
I'm Orin Helgesson,
268
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:21,347
your ASMI
Midwest Region Chapter President.
269
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,388
If you haven't picked up
your welcome kits yet, see Mike Pyle.
270
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,725
Mike Pyle.
271
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,417
He owns the sixth largest Allstate agency
in the upper Midwest.
272
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,157
The guy's a shark.
273
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,525
I'm more worried about this Ziegler guy.
274
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,799
I was specifically warned
to stay away from him.
275
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,204
Don't worry about him. He's harmless.
276
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:45,141
I'd like to talk Two Diamonds
for a minute here.
277
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,038
The Two Diamond
Certificate of Excellence
278
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is awarded every year
279
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to the agency
that best exemplifies the ASMI decree
280
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,979
"to provide high quality insurance,
281
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,923
"while maintaining commitment
to community, country and God. "
282
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,319
We have a record number of entries
this year.
283
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,158
Over 50 agencies. So...
284
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,993
Did he say 50 agencies?
285
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,032
Yeah, it's gonna be brutal this year.
286
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:16,071
Hey, come on. You're gonna do fine. Relax.
287
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,611
Thanks.
288
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,676
- Hey, baby girl.
- Hey, Tim. How's it going?
289
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:24,942
I'm in over my head.
290
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,944
You'll do fine.
I'm putting you on speaker, sweetie.
291
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,119
I just really wish you had come with me.
292
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:34,624
Oh, no. This is your thing.
You'll do a good job.
293
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,660
Well, I gotta run in a sec.
294
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:39,754
I'm meeting some folks for fish
at the Eagles.
295
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,264
I really miss you.
296
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,531
- You'll do fine.
- Thank you. I'll try.
297
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,429
I really miss you.
298
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,866
Okay, bye, honey.
299
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,707
I'll dream of you in my heart.
300
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,457
You were checking me out.
301
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,827
What?
302
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,100
I'm gonna have to tell the hotel
there's some pervo in fitness center
303
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,227
hitting on innocent women.
304
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,669
What? Whoa! No.
305
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,233
I wasn't doing that.
306
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,066
I'm, like, pre-engaged with somebody.
307
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,440
Unbelievable.
308
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,945
That poor woman should know
what you're up to.
309
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,114
I'm not up to anything. I swear, I'm not...
310
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:33,676
Oh, man.
311
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,021
I'm totally messing with you.
312
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,250
I'm sorry. Oh, my God, I'm such a jerk.
313
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,725
Okay, yeah.
314
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,087
Well, that's different.
315
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:47,791
I'm so sorry. Joan Ostrowski-Fox.
316
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,431
- Hi.
- Hi.
317
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,436
- Tim Lippe.
- Hi, Mr. Lippe.
318
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,403
I'm in town for the ASMI convention.
319
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,202
I'm here for ASMI, too.
I'm from "Oh, my God," Nebraska.
320
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,774
- Omaha.
- Yeah.
321
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:03,239
Well, I'm gross,
so I will bid you a farewell, Mr. Lippe.
322
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,972
- Okay.
- See you at Horizon's tonight?
323
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,343
Yeah, I don't... Well, maybe.
324
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,514
A girl can dream.
325
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,363
- How are you doing?
- Good.
326
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,026
Um...
327
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:26,395
I really enjoyed your speech,
President Helgesson.
328
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,069
Oh. You were in there. Marvelous.
329
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,475
I don't think we've met.
330
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,109
Tim Lippe.
331
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,204
Down from Brown Valley, Wisconsin,
BrownStar Insurance.
332
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:41,745
Oh, boy. Tim, I don't know what to say.
I'm just...
333
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,087
We're all feeling it.
334
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,750
I'm so sorry for the loss.
335
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,253
Yeah, it's been really hard.
336
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,123
Come here, son. Come here.
337
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,701
Now, Tim, let me give you
338
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,233
a few extra drink coupons for Horizon's.
339
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,804
You go down there and fellowship
and network with your colleagues. Huh?
340
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,611
Thank you, President Helgesson.
341
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,413
No, please. Orin.
342
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,826
Hey, Bree isn't it?
343
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,495
- Yeah, the butterscotch dude right?
- Yeah.
344
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,836
That's me, Captain Butterscotch.
You guys want some?
345
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:33,996
Yeah.
346
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,071
Tim Lippe, BrownStar Insurance.
347
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,070
Glen Lindstrom. Lindy.
348
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:43,103
Lindy Lindstrom. Excellent to meet you.
349
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,273
What are you guys up to?
350
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:55,894
Timbo!
351
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,195
Right here, roomie.
352
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,157
Party headquarters, right here.
353
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,592
- How's it going, Tim?
- Hi, Ronald.
354
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,825
- Dean?
- Come on. Call me Deanzie.
355
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,397
- What can I get you?
- Do you have root beer?
356
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,031
You want a nipple on that?
357
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,173
Ha-ha. No.
358
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:13,470
The sooner you learn to ignore this
degenerate, Tim, the better off you'll be.
359
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,706
Degenerate! I love it! That's me!
360
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,240
Okay, Big Time Tim,
361
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:22,446
what exactly are you looking for,
pussy-wise, in Cedar Crapids?
362
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,615
Nothing, actually.
363
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,624
What? Why are you showing me
a picture of your mom?
364
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,660
She's hot. No offense.
365
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,424
She's not my mom. Okay?
366
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,796
She's my girlfriend,
and we're basically pre-engaged.
367
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,096
Whoa, whoa. My bad.
Beautiful woman, in any case.
368
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,496
Wait a minute, what's "pre-engaged"?
369
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,836
'Cause if I was "pre-engaged,"
370
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,774
I will be pre-porking anything with a pulse.
371
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,572
Where's your moral compass, Ziegler?
You're married yourself.
372
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:51,274
Was married, Ronald. Was.
373
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,817
Oh, jeez, you and Patti split up?
374
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,113
Oh, I'm sorry.
375
00:20:56,154 --> 00:21:01,251
She's an asshole. Ass-fucking-hole.
376
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:05,195
Seventeen years of marriage,
straight down the shitter.
377
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:09,059
Lucky if one of them was decent.
378
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:15,033
What was I talking about?
Who wants to get wasted!
379
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,197
Choo-choo!
380
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,540
Hubba-hubba, check out those studs!
381
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,940
- Whoo!
- Joan Ostrowski-Fox.
382
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:25,308
Oh, Ron Ronald, you look Rontastic.
383
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,314
This one. Oh, I could just
384
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,182
squeeze you to death,
you little firecracker!
385
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,389
How are you sweetheart?
386
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:32,955
Oh, so good.
387
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,586
Oh, Lippe. My lippies are sealed.
388
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,262
You know this guy?
389
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,765
Oh, that's right. From the fitness center.
390
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:44,267
Yeah. I was really naughty with you
down there. I'm really sorry, Tim.
391
00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:46,166
- Oh, no. She's not.
- Oh, no. I'm not.
392
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:48,896
Shots. Let's do it. What do you want guys?
393
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,031
- J�ger time.
- J�ger for me.
394
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,201
Twist my arm. Drambuie.
395
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:53,776
- Lippe?
- I'm a non-drinker.
396
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:54,903
Oh, that's a bummer.
397
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,981
Timbo, you gotta strap on a set of gords.
398
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,049
- Yeah.
- All right?
399
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,447
Come on, one won't kill you.
400
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,910
Jeez, okay.
401
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,812
If you guys are gonna beat me up...
402
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:07,714
Cream sherry.
403
00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:10,089
Cream sherry? You're insane.
404
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,161
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
405
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,892
This one's weird.
406
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,260
Ready? Here we go.
407
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,436
In your hole!
408
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,406
You be careful not to get
too loaded there, Lippe.
409
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,034
I might have to take advantage of you.
410
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:29,676
Hey. Excuse me.
411
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:30,975
Come on, I'm just razzing.
412
00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:32,116
Cut it out!
413
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,914
You know what? It's been a long day.
414
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,683
- Oh, come on, Timbo. Relax.
- Come on, I didn't mean anything by it.
415
00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:40,486
Good night.
416
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,460
You can squeeze my ass, Joan.
417
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:48,863
Ouch!
418
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:11,081
The government currently subsidizes
$935 million worth of insurance policies...
419
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:15,250
- I'm in here! I'm in here...
- I know, I know. This needs to be private.
420
00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:17,689
Listen...
421
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,189
Whoa!
422
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:22,656
Something really didn't
agree with you, huh?
423
00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:25,362
Yeah, I had... I think
it was tainted yogurt.
424
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:29,863
Listen, meet me in the stair...
425
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:32,739
Meet me in the stairwell in five minutes.
All right?
426
00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:34,709
Pinch it off, it's important.
427
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,144
Jesus Christ.
428
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:41,912
Psst!
429
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,385
Timbo.
430
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:49,818
We gotta talk.
431
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:51,662
What? What is going on?
432
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:55,231
After you left,
I found out some serious shit.
433
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,132
There is a petition going around
434
00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:02,039
trying to take away
your company's Two Diamond Awards.
435
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,263
What?
436
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:08,369
They're saying Lemke's sexual peccadilloes
were not godly,
437
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,879
quote unquote.
438
00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,949
Somebody passed it to me, and I'm like,
439
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,518
"Look, Lemke might have been
a class-A deviant,
440
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:18,146
"but what the fuck does that have to do
with selling insurance?"
441
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:22,220
Pardon my French, Dean,
but you are completely full of bullroar.
442
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:25,886
My boss, Bill Krogstad, told me
that you called Joyce Armbruster
443
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:28,295
- and smeared Roger's name.
- No, no.
444
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,268
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Timbo.
That old whore called me.
445
00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:35,233
She's going on about
how Lemke's a pervert
446
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,274
and she wanted
to take her business elsewhere.
447
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:40,144
So I says, "All right,
I'll crunch some numbers for you."
448
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:44,141
Well, she calls me back
later that same day
449
00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:47,946
saying how she got
Krogstad to lower her premiums,
450
00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:51,716
which is exactly what the greasy twat
wanted in the first place.
451
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:54,158
So, you didn't call her?
452
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,185
Tim.
453
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:04,126
Look, I might be a lot of things,
454
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,630
but a poacher ain't one of them.
455
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,004
And I'm proud of that.
456
00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:15,902
You saw this petition?
457
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,480
Yeah, I saw it. I didn't sign it.
458
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,876
I said, "You guys are pussies."
459
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:24,450
This is terrible.
460
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,184
'Cause the way that Roger died
was an accident.
461
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:30,819
Look, Lemke could have died
cornholing a crippled kid for all I care.
462
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,030
Not really, of course.
463
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:36,396
My sister's got one. Down's.
464
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,002
Sad.
465
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:42,200
Point being,
selling insurance is a business.
466
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,400
It's not a goddamn Boy Scout troop.
467
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:48,879
So there's the scuttlebutt.
Deal with it the way you want.
468
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,035
And we thank you, Lord.
469
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:25,615
We are grateful for the bounty
you provide us this breakfast time.
470
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:27,308
I am so hung over right now.
471
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,785
The variety and the volume...
472
00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:31,956
Big time beer shits this morning.
473
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:36,360
...Lord Jesus, our truth. Amen.
474
00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,626
Amen. Say that again.
475
00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:41,257
I thought Pyle did a nice job, Ziegler.
476
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,057
What's wrong with you, Timbo?
477
00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:44,362
You're like a gloomy Gus this morning.
478
00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:45,834
Come on, leave him alone.
479
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:50,107
If it's my ex-wife, I'm not here.
480
00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:52,207
I'm pretty sure it's not your ex-wife.
481
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:53,709
It's my boss. I have to take this.
482
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,404
Tell The Kroger I said, "Hey."
483
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:00,443
- Hello.
- Tim.
484
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,315
I got a call from Orin Helgesson.
485
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,615
He tells me he's worried about you.
486
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:08,124
Tells me you're palling
around with Dean Ziegler.
487
00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:10,353
Laughing at his jokes, buying him drinks.
488
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,954
- No, Bill. That's...
- What's the one thing?
489
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,863
I said, "Steer clear of Dean Ziegler."
490
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,230
Bill, that Dean Ziegler...
491
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:20,930
No, it is Orin's sworn enemy.
492
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:23,569
He told me that there is
a petition going around
493
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:25,540
to take away our Two Diamond Awards.
494
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,044
What? All right,
who the Christ signed that, huh?
495
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,376
Who the Christ signed that? God damn it.
496
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,450
God damn it. God damn it!
497
00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,450
Bill, I'll handle it. You can count on me.
498
00:27:34,552 --> 00:27:37,385
You just worry about your
goddamn presentation tomorrow, Tim,
499
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,786
and stop fucking around!
500
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:41,552
- I'll handle it.
- You take care of it, Lippe.
501
00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:49,362
I swear, I only smoke in Cedar Rapids.
502
00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:54,303
Jeez, what's wrong?
503
00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:56,898
I don't know, like, everything.
504
00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:01,535
So how did you get involved
in the insurance game, Lippe?
505
00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:04,604
Oh, God. "Insurance game."
506
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:08,647
Look here, see, how did you
get involved in the insurance game?
507
00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:11,483
You're freaky.
508
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:13,183
Thank you.
509
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,155
It's kind of a weird story, actually.
510
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:23,390
I lost my dad in a sawmill accident
when I was six years old.
511
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,465
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
512
00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:28,939
But the insurance agent
fought like a tiger with the sawmill
513
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,702
to make sure my mom and I
were taken care of, and we were.
514
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,911
And I remember thinking, when I was kid,
515
00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:37,106
I was just like, "This guy is a hero."
516
00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:42,852
I gotta say, I think insurance agents
get a bum rap.
517
00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:45,278
You know?
518
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:49,051
Like this river, the Cedar River, flooded
a couple of years ago.
519
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:50,752
- A whole city.
- I know. I remember.
520
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:52,227
It was a massive disaster.
521
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,195
Massive disaster,
billions of dollars in damage,
522
00:28:55,300 --> 00:29:00,932
and who do you think was in the trenches
trying to get people's lives back in order?
523
00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:03,738
It was insurance agents.
524
00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:07,974
Not all of them,
but a lot of them worked really hard
525
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,047
to get people's lives back on track.
526
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:16,210
Do you realize you just made it sound cool
to be an insurance salesman?
527
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,982
You are a hero, Lippe.
528
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:22,616
Shut up.
529
00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:25,894
- Come on, we should get back.
- No, I can tell.
530
00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:27,826
You're the Superman type.
531
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,901
Kind of dweeby on the outside
but a real frigging stud underneath.
532
00:29:31,002 --> 00:29:32,765
Yeah, dweeby, okay.
533
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:37,636
They call you Insurance Man
and put a big red "I" on your chest.
534
00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:39,141
Cool.
535
00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:43,613
Well, even if you are totally full of it,
which you clearly are,
536
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,979
it's still a nice thing to say,
and I appreciate it.
537
00:29:46,084 --> 00:29:47,176
You're welcome.
538
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:53,547
For crying out loud, Dean,
you say the same thing every year!
539
00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:55,683
Because you think you're the Pope, Orin.
540
00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:57,088
And you're not the fucking Pope.
541
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,259
And ASMI is not a church.
542
00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:02,094
There is a separation
between religion and insurance.
543
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,258
It's in the constitution.
544
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:04,494
Oh, good grief.
545
00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:06,433
You gotta admire Ziegler's style of debate.
546
00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:09,699
- Volume, proximity and repetition.
- Yeah.
547
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,136
I'm doing something right. Timbo!
548
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,878
And O-Fox. Where have you two been?
549
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,608
What is that?
You got a pube on your cheek, Timbo.
550
00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:20,741
- Oh, Jesus, Ziegler.
- Uncool.
551
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:22,911
Eating the canned tuna
from the bottom shelf.
552
00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:23,988
I love it!
553
00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:26,021
Guys, I gotta boogie.
554
00:30:26,457 --> 00:30:27,924
I'll see you later at the scavenger hunt.
555
00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:29,853
- Bye-bye.
- Aye aye, your holiness.
556
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,393
Borin' Orin. Just joshing.
557
00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:36,033
Not.
558
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,564
No, I'm really joshing. Not!
559
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,095
Oh, got him twice.
560
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:42,964
- What's the scavenger hunt?
- Oh!
561
00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:45,132
You are about to find out,
562
00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:47,973
'cause I just signed up
you and O-Fox on the same team.
563
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:49,307
Oh, yeah? Right on!
564
00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:51,115
I shouldn't.
565
00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:53,377
Tim, I promise I won't molest you.
566
00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,510
Yet.
567
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:57,679
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Come on, it'll be fun.
568
00:30:57,789 --> 00:30:58,881
Everyone's doing it.
569
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:04,489
Okay, folks, the ASMI-Azing Race
is just like The Amazing Race on TV...
570
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:05,620
No, it's not.
571
00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:08,096
...except that instead of $1 million,
572
00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:10,064
the winning teams gets
573
00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:13,899
a $45 gift card
to the Kiku Japanese restaurant
574
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:15,438
in the Westdale Mall.
575
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:19,410
So, look for your first clue
576
00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:21,439
under the sea.
577
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:26,710
And by that I mean in the pool area.
578
00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:30,421
Don't get in the way.
579
00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:31,545
No brakes!
580
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:33,351
No brakes. Coming through.
581
00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:36,727
Bricks? What the hell is this?
582
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,887
It's a word scramble,
you dumb fucks.
583
00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:41,295
Raff... raff. Riff...
584
00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:43,798
- Moff.
- Two letters.
585
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,496
Two more letters. Mo... Moffarts.
586
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:51,966
I know what it is. Fun Farm!
587
00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:55,512
Yeah, be cool. Be cool.
588
00:31:57,282 --> 00:31:58,874
Golly, I really need to pee.
589
00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:01,713
I told you to go before we started,
you idiot.
590
00:32:01,819 --> 00:32:02,808
Sorry.
591
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,047
Queef.
592
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,883
- No Q.
- No Q, son of a bitch.
593
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,235
Hey, Bree. We're in first place!
594
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,495
Good luck, butterscotch.
595
00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:23,296
Okay, you're gonna make
a right on Wilson.
596
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:24,838
No, that doesn't make any sense.
597
00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:28,977
- You're gonna... What? Oops!
- I'm gonna make a left on Wilson.
598
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,575
North is north. South is south.
It's not complicated.
599
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,242
Never Eat Shredded Wheat.
600
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:36,949
- Just remembered.
- I never heard that one before.
601
00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:39,683
Yeah, which is ironic
because Shredded Wheat is delicious.
602
00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:41,457
Where are they?
603
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,021
All right, Perry. Eyes on me.
604
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,594
What are you doing here?
You want me to throw you in?
605
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,630
- Balls deep, man. Go!
- Yeah! Go!
606
00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:47,720
All right. What do I got to do?
607
00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:49,424
You have to find a red ball
for your next clue.
608
00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:51,502
I'll give you 40 bucks for the clue
straight out.
609
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:53,593
- Ziegler! Now! Go!
- All right, let's do it!
610
00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:55,865
Look out, Timbo, I'm going balls deep.
611
00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,910
I got it!
612
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:01,278
Yes!
613
00:33:04,382 --> 00:33:08,512
Fill this thing. I'm gonna win.
Fill it. Fill it. Fill it. Come on.
614
00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:12,222
Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Go! Go!
Eat the next one.
615
00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:13,415
Oh, my God. I'm gonna puke.
616
00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:15,014
No, you're doing great,
617
00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:17,651
and, by the way, you look really good
with a wiener in your mouth.
618
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:21,923
Did you just make a dick joke?
619
00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:24,524
No. Maybe.
620
00:33:24,702 --> 00:33:27,762
- I love it!
- Okay, just go! Go! Go! Go!
621
00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:30,666
Look at him.
He's like a little spider monkey.
622
00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:35,211
Ha-ha! Leaving them in the dust.
623
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:37,070
You're almost there, bud.
624
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,340
- Reach it!
- Timbo.
625
00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:40,747
You got a death wish pal?
626
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,686
'Cause you're about
roughly 20 feet off the ground right now.
627
00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,188
Take a look.
628
00:33:53,631 --> 00:33:55,121
Uh-oh. Tim?
629
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,724
Oh, God. Tim, are you okay?
630
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,097
Give me a second.
631
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,438
What do you... Tim, come on down.
We got you, buddy!
632
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,369
I'm gonna be fine!
633
00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:10,748
I think we better get him.
634
00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:12,577
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah.
635
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,782
Why did you do it if you're gonna freak out?
636
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:20,349
Tim, I got you, trust me.
637
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,153
Just give me your hand, bro, lean back.
638
00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:24,294
I don't trust people with pony tails.
639
00:34:24,962 --> 00:34:26,293
Come on, man, give me your hand.
Let's do this.
640
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,024
I'm not extreme like you.
641
00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:32,326
Oh, Tim. Tim!
642
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:33,870
- Oh, my God.
- Calm down.
643
00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:38,572
- Hold on. Hold on to this.
- I got you, buddy.
644
00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:40,641
Guys, just lower him down. I got it.
645
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:43,472
Come on down to me.
Come on down. I got you, pal.
646
00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:45,205
- Relax. Relax.
- Okay. Okay.
647
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:48,385
We got you. We got you.
648
00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:51,614
Come on, folks. I just saved a life here.
649
00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:54,616
Just saved a life here.
650
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:58,694
So since no one
could complete the final task,
651
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:03,426
and since Tim was higher than anyone else
when all this brouhaha occurred,
652
00:35:03,534 --> 00:35:07,971
we're going to award the gift card
to Tim and Joan.
653
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:12,207
- We won!
- Nice. I love it. I love it.
654
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:15,244
We won
We won the scavenger hunt
655
00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:16,745
We won
We won
656
00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:18,170
Mmm.
657
00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:22,276
We won today.
658
00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:24,988
- Well, congratulations.
- Thank you.
659
00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:26,681
And I found you a cream sherry.
660
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:28,525
To dorks.
661
00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:31,825
- Okay. Cheers.
- Cheers.
662
00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:34,224
- It's a compliment.
- Mmm.
663
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,524
Oh, smooth.
664
00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:40,693
- Tim Lippe, I am trying to figure you out.
- Oh, boy.
665
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,670
I mean, hopes, dreams, aspirations.
666
00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:44,638
- What do you got?
- Um...
667
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:48,807
What I really would love someday,
668
00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:53,179
is to put a little greenhouse
in my backyard.
669
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:54,751
Okay, dream the impossible dream.
670
00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:56,911
Actually, it's far more reasonable
than you think.
671
00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:57,988
Oh, please.
672
00:35:58,089 --> 00:35:59,488
- I checked some out at Fleet Farm.
- Enough.
673
00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:00,955
- They're portable.
- Stop it.
674
00:36:01,058 --> 00:36:02,047
And they won't break the bank.
675
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:07,689
Wow, I'm talking, like, fantasy land. Okay?
676
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,798
Like, what does Tim Lippe really want?
677
00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,433
- Come on!
- Okay, a family.
678
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,267
Oh!
679
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,673
You know, I wanna be a dad.
680
00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:22,371
So, kids, I guess, is what I really want.
681
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,108
You want mine?
682
00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:26,814
Um... Well...
683
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:29,442
Not like, you know...
684
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:31,680
What?
685
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,481
- I have kids.
- You have kids?
686
00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:34,922
Yeah, two.
687
00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:38,195
Tyler is 10.
Ashley will be eight next month.
688
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:40,531
My little squirrels.
689
00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:44,058
- Oh, they are so cool.
- Aw, thanks.
690
00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:47,934
- And, that's...
- My hubby, Rich Fox. Richie.
691
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,371
We met when we were
Rotary Exchange students in high school.
692
00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:52,142
Lived for a semester in Norway.
693
00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,878
- You've been to Norway?
- Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
694
00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:58,178
Then we got married
when we were sophomores in college,
695
00:36:58,449 --> 00:37:00,849
and then kids and...
696
00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:02,252
Wow.
697
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,352
If I had to do it all again,
I don't know what I'd choose,
698
00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:08,186
but I don't have that option.
699
00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:11,927
So this is my fantasy land, Tim.
700
00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:15,532
You know, Cedar Rapids, ASMI. This.
701
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:19,332
Sometimes a gal
just needs a little vacation
702
00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:22,406
from who she really is,
you know what I'm saying, Lippe?
703
00:37:27,311 --> 00:37:28,573
Yee-hah!
704
00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:33,508
This is pathetic.
705
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:37,988
Hey, Mike! I'm bored of the dance.
706
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,679
You love me, Deanzie.
707
00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:44,154
There you two are.
708
00:37:44,495 --> 00:37:46,827
Check out Lloyd.
He's going mental on the place.
709
00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:51,626
Oh, and you missed Mike Pyle doing
his Riverdance, hillbilly bullshit again.
710
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:53,201
Drinks on me.
711
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:54,404
I like that.
712
00:37:55,406 --> 00:37:57,772
Timbo, have you tagged that yet?
713
00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:00,173
'Cause she's gotta be as moist
as a damp sponge.
714
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,506
Ew, uh...
715
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:04,277
No, she has a husband.
716
00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:06,213
- What is wrong with you, Ziegler?
- Shit.
717
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:10,114
What isn't wrong with me?
I talk too much. I drink too much.
718
00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:12,814
I weigh too much. I piss people off.
719
00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:16,185
What's your situation, Ronald?
Are you married or...
720
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,261
Negative.
721
00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:20,159
I'm pretty well married
to Ronald Wilkes Insurance.
722
00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:23,758
Course I have my guilty pleasures,
like antiquing.
723
00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:25,630
I'm active in community theater.
724
00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:27,968
And I have to admit, I'm a big enthusiast
725
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:30,597
of the HBO program The Wire.
726
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,373
But I haven't had
a proper vacation in nine years.
727
00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:38,348
Yeah, you know,
I never take my vacation, either.
728
00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:40,679
You know what you guys should do,
is take a vacation together.
729
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:43,310
We can go on one of them
gay cruises with Rosie O'Donnell.
730
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:45,513
You know what you are, Ziegler?
731
00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:47,215
You're what I call a real Richard.
732
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,992
Mr. Richard Head.
733
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,253
I don't get it.
734
00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:56,224
Dick Head, I get it.
735
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,768
- You're a total Richard.
- It took me a second.
736
00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:00,894
All right, gents. Kamikazes.
737
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,172
- One, two, three.
- Down your hole!
738
00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:07,099
Okay, time for
ASMI's next great talent.
739
00:39:07,978 --> 00:39:10,674
Tim Lip is going to sing a number for us.
740
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,141
Is there a Tim Lip?
741
00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:13,614
Did she just say my name?
742
00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:15,913
Oh, I'm sorry.
743
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,510
She signed you up.
744
00:39:17,621 --> 00:39:18,588
Tim Lip?
745
00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:20,023
Tim Lip?
746
00:39:21,425 --> 00:39:22,483
You can't do that.
747
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:24,283
Ladies and gentlemen,
748
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:26,192
I don't know if you know Tim Lippe here,
749
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:27,525
it's "Lippe," by the way,
750
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:30,623
he's down here, it's his first ASMI,
he's up for a Two Diamond Award.
751
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:32,464
Let's give him a little support. Huh?
752
00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:33,804
Tim Lippe!
753
00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:38,403
- Tim! Tim! Tim!
- Tim! Tim! Tim!
754
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,867
Go be my hero.
755
00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:44,778
- Tim! Tim! Tim!
- Tim! Tim! Tim!
756
00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:52,121
Get up there! Get up there!
757
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:12,704
Okay, I'm gonna sing a song that I did
at our last Christmas party.
758
00:40:13,277 --> 00:40:14,471
Hope you enjoy.
759
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,508
Oh, holy night
760
00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:23,348
Costly premiums have them pining
761
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:28,148
Term life robs them
Of all they are worth
762
00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:30,923
But there is hope
763
00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:34,395
Policy holders now have choices
764
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:37,126
Behold an agency
765
00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:39,998
That won't leave you torn
766
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:43,301
Home, auto
767
00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:48,376
Life insurance
768
00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:53,409
BrownStar
769
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:56,543
BrownStar
770
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:59,751
BrownStar Insurance
771
00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:03,725
Of Brown Valley, Wisconsin
772
00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:08,529
We are divine
773
00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:14,128
That was awesome!
774
00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:16,570
Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Lippe.
775
00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:19,603
Take that, Pyle!
776
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:25,378
- Yes! Finally. Let's go. Yes, one more.
- Oh, God, no more shots.
777
00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:27,882
- No, I'm not having another.
- Yes, I don't even wanna hear it.
778
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,249
One, two, three, down your hole!
779
00:41:33,090 --> 00:41:34,717
One-on-ones with Orin
are tomorrow.
780
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:37,316
I can't afford to be off my game.
Neither can you, Tim.
781
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:44,133
- Ronimal!
- Sit down, Ronimal.
782
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:47,466
You tied it in perfectly.
Auto, home, life, you got me!
783
00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:49,232
Yeah, that was great.
784
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,331
Hold, on, hold on. I smell free booze.
785
00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:52,807
- No, no. Come on, come on.
- Dean.
786
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,104
Come on, come on.
787
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,271
Oh, my God.
788
00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:00,379
Rug munchers. I love it.
789
00:42:01,986 --> 00:42:04,819
- No way.
- Gay marriage is legal in Iowa.
790
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:06,617
Come on, you guys.
This party sounds good.
791
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,852
Wait. Let's go.
792
00:42:13,797 --> 00:42:15,492
You're crazy, Deanzie.
793
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,267
I love it!
794
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,236
Ronimal's on the dance floor!
795
00:42:28,412 --> 00:42:29,970
The Robot Man! Yeah!
796
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,976
Whatever floats your boat, man.
797
00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:44,317
Take cover, Ronald!
798
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,556
Come on, follow me, I know where to go.
799
00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,157
We're storming the gate.
800
00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:54,902
I told you it closed an hour ago.
801
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:57,496
No, it didn't. 'Cause I just opened it up.
802
00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,175
Come on, we're going swimming.
803
00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:01,266
I'm going to bed.
804
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,337
We got a big day tomorrow.
805
00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:05,813
Yeah, I'll be right behind you.
806
00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:08,244
We're totally going in the pool.
807
00:43:08,352 --> 00:43:10,149
We're totally going in!
808
00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:13,356
Come on.
This is gonna be my seaman's helmet.
809
00:43:13,457 --> 00:43:15,925
Right here. Look!
810
00:43:16,226 --> 00:43:17,659
Look at this! You guys.
811
00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:20,792
I'm Captain Nemo, the muff diver.
812
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:24,500
I'm going on a mission for bearded clams.
813
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,796
Idiot.
814
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:33,239
What do you say? Lippe take a dippy?
815
00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:34,444
Come on in!
816
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:38,915
What?
817
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,680
That's German for, "I can't swim,"
and I really can't.
818
00:43:41,986 --> 00:43:44,318
Oh, well, it's only 4 feet.
819
00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:46,920
Well, I didn't bring a bathing suit, so...
820
00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:49,618
Oh, yeah? Well, I didn't either.
821
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:52,924
Timbo, it's business casual.
Get your ass in here.
822
00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:54,463
Come on, Tim.
823
00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:00,202
Mr. Lippe.
824
00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:03,798
Calling Mr. Lippe.
825
00:44:03,941 --> 00:44:04,908
Get in here.
826
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:09,177
Oh, my gosh. It's kind of chilly, actually.
827
00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:15,380
- Oh, my God.
- It's nice.
828
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,011
Dean, you look like R2-D2.
829
00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:30,725
Crazy day, right?
830
00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:40,702
So...
831
00:44:43,047 --> 00:44:44,014
Oh, man.
832
00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:53,183
Your skin is so milky.
833
00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:55,484
It's like ice cream.
834
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:05,599
I'm having a perfect moment.
835
00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:16,645
What the heck is going on here?
836
00:45:17,014 --> 00:45:20,279
Orin! You ruin everything.
837
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:23,443
Helgesson, I got something for you
right here.
838
00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:27,249
Suck on it, baby. Right there.
Full moon, Orin.
839
00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:30,086
You people are such low-lifes.
840
00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:32,458
He happened to come out right then, right?
841
00:45:32,696 --> 00:45:37,030
Yeah, you were watching
through the window, you kinky bastard.
842
00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:39,534
Well, this is a very nice "How do you do"
in the middle of the night.
843
00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:43,367
Go back to your room and tie yourself up,
you kinky bastard.
844
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:44,702
Will you just shut up?
845
00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:46,432
Whoo! I love it!
846
00:45:46,543 --> 00:45:48,374
Oh, my God. Holy crap.
847
00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:50,310
- Oh, my God.
- We're so dead.
848
00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:00,380
I wanna make love!
849
00:46:06,063 --> 00:46:07,553
Where is everybody?
850
00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:12,396
Timbo? Ronald? Oh, shit.
851
00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:19,206
Making love to you was super,
852
00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:21,740
super awesome.
853
00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:28,784
Do you want to cuddle?
854
00:46:28,886 --> 00:46:29,875
Cuddle?
855
00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:32,715
I love to cuddle.
856
00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:35,450
Okay.
857
00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:40,896
You're special, Joan.
858
00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:44,099
So special.
859
00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:03,186
Calm down, Tyler.
860
00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:05,448
You're not gonna miss the game.
Just put your dad on, please.
861
00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:09,016
Hey, didn't you look
at the schedule on the fridge?
862
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:10,649
This is the last regular season game.
863
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:13,924
He actually has a chance to play,
Richie, Christ.
864
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,728
Okay. Okay, I love you, too.
865
00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:20,863
Tell Tyler to kick some butt for me, okay?
See you.
866
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:27,644
Good morning.
867
00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:30,144
Sorry, crisis on the home front.
868
00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:34,712
You already told your husband?
869
00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:36,186
Yeah, right.
870
00:47:38,155 --> 00:47:39,850
- We have to tell them.
- No.
871
00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:42,081
- Right? I mean...
- Tim, I told you,
872
00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:46,223
what I do here in Cedar Rapids,
it stays here.
873
00:47:49,499 --> 00:47:52,559
No, I am not a philanderer.
874
00:47:58,442 --> 00:47:59,636
I'm a philanderer.
875
00:48:00,777 --> 00:48:01,937
I'm a philanderer!
876
00:48:04,982 --> 00:48:06,142
I have to tell Macy.
877
00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:07,614
Tim, do not call Macy.
878
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,481
I need... I don't have any clothes.
879
00:48:10,988 --> 00:48:12,922
Tim, calm down.
880
00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:15,987
I can't. I can't live like this.
881
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,357
I'm not like you.
882
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:22,699
Tim...
883
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:25,201
I'm sorry.
884
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,037
Don't...
885
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:33,543
Hey, Tim.
886
00:48:33,677 --> 00:48:35,668
She's not that pretty and she smokes.
887
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:39,614
- Tim?
- I made love to a woman, Macy.
888
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:42,575
Her name is Joan.
She's from Omaha, Nebraska
889
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,812
and her mouth tastes like cigarettes.
890
00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:46,918
You slept with someone?
891
00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:50,284
It was a mistake.
You mean everything to me.
892
00:48:50,727 --> 00:48:52,058
I can't believe you.
893
00:48:53,664 --> 00:48:55,427
You really slept with someone?
894
00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:58,434
Will you marry me?
895
00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:01,164
- What?
- Will you marry me, please?
896
00:49:01,905 --> 00:49:03,702
Just don't leave. I'll do anything.
897
00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:05,240
Tim, slow down.
898
00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:07,242
- Please, let's get married right away.
- Whoa.
899
00:49:07,978 --> 00:49:09,673
Listen,
I've been trying to tell you this,
900
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,476
but you seem to have
a hard time grasping it, okay?
901
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,751
I was married for half my life.
902
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:20,852
I've been divorced for all of six months.
I wanna enjoy my freedom.
903
00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:22,825
What?
904
00:49:23,427 --> 00:49:25,258
Like, is there someone else?
905
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:26,827
Well, I wouldn't put it that way.
906
00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:29,490
I mean, there's no
one person in particular, no.
907
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:32,124
What do you mean, "No one person"?
There's people?
908
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:33,926
Like, plural, people?
909
00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:37,139
Not a lot, I mean, just a few.
910
00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:41,638
I'm dying.
911
00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:44,076
- Tim...
- I'm dying.
912
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:45,778
Pull yourself together.
913
00:49:45,949 --> 00:49:50,386
I can't... I literally can't breathe.
I literally can't breathe.
914
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,612
Tim...
915
00:49:52,189 --> 00:49:53,952
- Tim...
- I can't breathe.
916
00:49:54,057 --> 00:49:55,024
Timmy...
917
00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:56,826
Yeah, yes?
918
00:49:57,494 --> 00:49:58,927
You know that bird you gave me?
919
00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:00,997
What kind of bird was it?
920
00:50:03,433 --> 00:50:04,957
Scarlet tanager.
921
00:50:05,068 --> 00:50:06,831
And what kind of sound did it make?
922
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,037
Come on, you remember.
923
00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:16,838
That's right. Very good.
924
00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:19,111
And do you remember
what we learned about
925
00:50:19,216 --> 00:50:20,877
when the baby birds are born?
926
00:50:21,151 --> 00:50:23,949
When the mommy decides it's time
for them to leave home?
927
00:50:24,654 --> 00:50:25,621
What does she do?
928
00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:29,083
She nudges them out of the nest.
929
00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:30,181
That's right.
930
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:34,423
But the mommy bird knows
that even though the babies are scared,
931
00:50:34,931 --> 00:50:37,195
it's time for them to fly away.
932
00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:40,660
So, even though your heart hurts
very, very much,
933
00:50:41,772 --> 00:50:45,538
I think it's for the best.
It's time for you to fly away, Tim.
934
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:49,245
Bye-bye, little birdie Tim.
935
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,777
Bye-bye.
936
00:50:54,584 --> 00:50:57,451
Bye, bye-bye.
937
00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:16,439
I love you.
938
00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:17,573
Yeah, you better love me
939
00:51:17,674 --> 00:51:19,665
if you're gonna fuck me in the poop shoot
the way you done.
940
00:51:19,876 --> 00:51:21,741
- Bill?
- Orin Helgesson told me
941
00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:23,904
about your little hootenanny
in the pool there, Tim.
942
00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:25,003
What are you thinking?
943
00:51:25,115 --> 00:51:26,707
You add that to the goddamn petition,
944
00:51:26,817 --> 00:51:29,115
- may as well commit suicide here.
- Father of the bride.
945
00:51:29,886 --> 00:51:31,148
Yeah, I'll be right there.
946
00:51:31,288 --> 00:51:33,256
I can fix it, Bill. Just tell me what to do.
947
00:51:33,356 --> 00:51:34,323
Oh, what to do.
948
00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:37,222
You can win the Two Diamonds.
That's what you do, Tim.
949
00:51:38,161 --> 00:51:41,460
Or so help me, Jesus God,
you won't have a job, you won't have a life.
950
00:51:41,565 --> 00:51:43,362
All you'll have is my fist up your ass
951
00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:45,435
and believe you me,
that's something neither of us wants.
952
00:51:45,535 --> 00:51:47,594
Bill, please, just
listen to me for a minute...
953
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:49,864
Ah! Cripes almighty. Worst day of my life.
954
00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:54,501
Hey, sorry, folks.
Oh, you look so beautiful, Kim.
955
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:55,703
You look like a flower.
956
00:51:55,812 --> 00:51:57,905
- Smile, father.
- A gosh dang flower.
957
00:52:07,757 --> 00:52:08,815
I'm dead.
958
00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:12,457
Macy broke up with me, Orin called Bill,
I'm gonna lose my job.
959
00:52:14,197 --> 00:52:15,789
My life is ruined.
960
00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:17,993
Sit down.
961
00:52:22,839 --> 00:52:24,238
Your life is not ruined, Lippe.
962
00:52:26,843 --> 00:52:29,710
Now, I swore I would never tell. I promised.
963
00:52:32,115 --> 00:52:33,082
Roger Lemke,
964
00:52:35,018 --> 00:52:38,613
I know how he won the Diamonds
all those years in a row.
965
00:52:39,723 --> 00:52:41,122
Yeah, he knocked it out of the park.
966
00:52:41,224 --> 00:52:42,213
He paid for them.
967
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:46,523
He paid Orin cash
in exchange for the Two Diamonds.
968
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:50,727
That's not...
969
00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:53,601
- That's not true.
- It is.
970
00:52:53,803 --> 00:52:55,703
He told me himself. Roger told me.
971
00:52:55,805 --> 00:53:00,401
Really? Why, he just told you that?
972
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,239
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
973
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:03,744
Why would he tell you that?
974
00:53:05,882 --> 00:53:07,008
We were together.
975
00:53:13,557 --> 00:53:14,581
It was stupid.
976
00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:17,990
It ended two years ago, 'cause he was
getting into some pretty weird stuff,
977
00:53:18,094 --> 00:53:19,755
- as we all know now.
- No.
978
00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:20,963
Roger was a good man.
979
00:53:21,064 --> 00:53:22,691
He was a family man,
and that was an accident.
980
00:53:22,799 --> 00:53:24,357
Roger was a freak.
981
00:53:26,169 --> 00:53:28,569
Not to mention a small minded,
egotistical con artist.
982
00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:31,236
He was a liar, Tim.
983
00:53:31,508 --> 00:53:33,806
And, yes, he paid for the Two Diamonds.
984
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,437
My foot!
985
00:53:37,814 --> 00:53:39,611
I'm sure you seduced him,
just like you did me.
986
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,677
You ruined my life.
987
00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:43,910
Are you fucking kidding me?
988
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,352
I am trying to help you out
and you are acting like a child.
989
00:53:46,456 --> 00:53:49,755
Well, I'd rather act like a child
than a prostitute.
990
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:05,872
Timbo, red bush?
991
00:54:06,343 --> 00:54:08,573
Deanzie needs details.
992
00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:10,837
- Lay off.
- What the... What are you doing?
993
00:54:11,014 --> 00:54:13,505
Timbo, what the hell's
wrong with you, Timbo?
994
00:54:13,650 --> 00:54:14,617
- What are you doing?
- Ow!
995
00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:17,486
- Ow!
- Titty twister!
996
00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:19,714
Why are you laughing?
997
00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:21,523
You think my life is a joke?
998
00:54:21,691 --> 00:54:24,159
I lost my job and my lover
999
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,059
and my hero paid bribes
to win the Two Diamonds.
1000
00:54:28,498 --> 00:54:29,465
What did you just say?
1001
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:32,298
Lemke bought the Two Diamonds?
1002
00:54:33,036 --> 00:54:34,833
You're saying Lemke paid off Orin?
1003
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:36,496
No, Dean, you can't say anything.
1004
00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:38,198
- You can't...
- Oh, my God.
1005
00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:39,637
Dean, please.
1006
00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:41,973
That holy rolling hypocrite. I love it.
1007
00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:44,179
Timbo, this is pure gold.
1008
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,543
Please don't.
1009
00:54:49,185 --> 00:54:52,848
All right, listen.
We look like a couple of homos out here.
1010
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,455
Let's go in the room and discuss this
like gentlemen,
1011
00:54:55,558 --> 00:54:56,718
over Bloody Mary's.
1012
00:54:57,427 --> 00:54:59,759
You're freaking out.
Your world is crumbling.
1013
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,058
It's your first ASMI.
1014
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:04,200
I get it.
1015
00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:06,293
Here.
1016
00:55:06,836 --> 00:55:08,360
Welcome to the jungle, Timbo.
1017
00:55:11,574 --> 00:55:13,701
Now, my ex, Patti,
1018
00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:18,843
well-established fact that this broad
is a serious cunt stain, am I right?
1019
00:55:19,883 --> 00:55:22,909
But she's got it
to where the kids hate my guts.
1020
00:55:23,553 --> 00:55:24,850
I'm the bad guy.
1021
00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:30,883
Except, when our 17-year-old daughter
comes home pregnant,
1022
00:55:31,261 --> 00:55:32,660
who's the one who's so depressed
1023
00:55:32,762 --> 00:55:35,993
she can't come out from under the afghan
on the goddamn couch?
1024
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,860
Patti. And who's the one
who's planning the baby shower
1025
00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:42,901
and taking Meg to the gyno
and all that shit?
1026
00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,306
The fucking Deanzie.
1027
00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:49,876
What are you talking about?
1028
00:55:53,216 --> 00:55:54,911
What I'm talking about, Tim,
1029
00:55:56,286 --> 00:56:01,724
is, even though I may be a blowhard
and, let's face it, kind of a jagoff,
1030
00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:03,949
I'm there for the people that need me.
1031
00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:06,790
And I don't spill my friends' beans.
1032
00:56:07,497 --> 00:56:08,589
Now, tell me this.
1033
00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:11,266
Are we friends?
1034
00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:15,495
Yeah.
1035
00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:19,036
Did you feel that?
1036
00:56:21,578 --> 00:56:23,205
Something just happened right now.
1037
00:56:25,482 --> 00:56:27,143
Now, you're with Deanzie,
1038
00:56:27,484 --> 00:56:29,042
and I'm not letting go.
1039
00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:34,046
And believe me, I would love to expose
Orin Helgesson's hypocritical bullshit.
1040
00:56:34,290 --> 00:56:37,555
But if you're asking me not to, I won't,
because you're my friend.
1041
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:42,990
Thank you.
1042
00:56:44,968 --> 00:56:46,868
Now you see how dark this place is.
1043
00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:53,002
All right, I got tiger scratches on my back
from 20 years in this business.
1044
00:56:54,144 --> 00:56:55,509
Let me tell you something.
1045
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,645
If you wanna survive,
1046
00:56:58,848 --> 00:57:01,112
you either gotta fight the tiger
1047
00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:03,878
or you gotta dance with the tiger.
1048
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:05,649
Like Roger did.
1049
00:57:07,724 --> 00:57:09,419
How do you make the tiger dance?
1050
00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:11,859
You gotta show him a little teat.
1051
00:57:18,968 --> 00:57:20,492
How'd it go with Helgesson, big guy?
1052
00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:23,361
I think I did a fair to middling job.
1053
00:57:23,873 --> 00:57:25,067
Oh, Tim, don't forget,
1054
00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:27,439
your one-on-one
with Orin starts in 10 minutes.
1055
00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:48,389
President Helgesson.
1056
00:57:49,499 --> 00:57:52,024
Come in. Have a seat on the davenport.
1057
00:58:07,717 --> 00:58:10,618
President Helgesson,
what I'd like to talk to you about today
1058
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,950
are risk mitigation mechanisms
available to...
1059
00:58:13,089 --> 00:58:15,887
You came down here to the big show, Tim,
1060
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,620
and you got the little twinklies in the eye,
1061
00:58:19,062 --> 00:58:23,226
and you succumbed to the call of a floozy.
1062
00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:27,933
I just want to say I'm really sorry
for my role in the malfeasance in the pool.
1063
00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:31,068
You blew it, Tim. You blew it.
1064
00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:35,234
I need the Two Diamonds.
1065
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:38,314
Well, you should have thought of that
before you took off your big boy pants.
1066
00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:39,847
No, no.
1067
00:58:43,386 --> 00:58:44,444
Please, just...
1068
00:58:44,554 --> 00:58:46,283
All right, now you take a minute
to compose yourself
1069
00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:48,220
and then I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.
1070
00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:58,700
I'm prepared to show you a little teat.
1071
00:59:03,573 --> 00:59:05,768
Will you dance with me,
President Helgesson?
1072
00:59:07,176 --> 00:59:08,507
Do you wanna...
1073
00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:11,040
We can dance.
1074
00:59:14,717 --> 00:59:16,082
- Tim...
- I have money.
1075
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,249
I can give you money.
1076
00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:26,660
Interesting.
1077
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:33,402
You know, Tim, one thing that Roger knew.
1078
00:59:33,803 --> 00:59:37,102
Roger knew that if you want to win, you...
1079
00:59:37,674 --> 00:59:39,335
I like the way you put it,
1080
00:59:39,442 --> 00:59:42,878
you have to be prepared
to show a little teat.
1081
00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:58,258
It's a $50 traveler's
check. It's fully insured.
1082
00:59:58,895 --> 01:00:00,419
Well, so it is. So it is.
1083
01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,256
What else you got hiding in there?
1084
01:00:14,462 --> 01:00:17,989
I brought $1,500 in checks
1085
01:00:18,533 --> 01:00:20,000
in case of an emergency.
1086
01:00:20,368 --> 01:00:24,099
Well, this sure seems
like an emergency to me.
1087
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:36,408
Congratulations,
Mr. Two Diamond Award winner.
1088
01:00:38,186 --> 01:00:41,417
Looks like I just found
the next Roger Lemke.
1089
01:00:44,492 --> 01:00:49,953
You remember that petition to recall
BrownStar's Two Diamond Awards?
1090
01:00:55,570 --> 01:00:57,538
I just made that disappear.
1091
01:00:57,973 --> 01:01:00,840
Poof! Gone. Rainmaker.
1092
01:01:32,207 --> 01:01:33,868
Hey, can I bum a heater?
1093
01:01:35,744 --> 01:01:36,711
Yeah.
1094
01:01:38,380 --> 01:01:39,347
So, you wanna party?
1095
01:01:40,949 --> 01:01:41,916
Maybe.
1096
01:01:42,150 --> 01:01:44,084
- Maybe later?
- Maybe later.
1097
01:01:44,185 --> 01:01:45,550
All right, I'll be around.
1098
01:01:47,188 --> 01:01:49,247
Hey, can I bum a heater?
1099
01:01:49,691 --> 01:01:50,658
All right.
1100
01:02:15,550 --> 01:02:16,812
Hey, butterscotch.
1101
01:02:19,554 --> 01:02:22,455
You look like you're in serious need
of some relaxation.
1102
01:02:23,358 --> 01:02:24,347
Yeah.
1103
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,425
That's okay,
I don't have any money anyway.
1104
01:02:28,663 --> 01:02:31,257
No, no, no, I didn't mean that.
1105
01:02:31,466 --> 01:02:34,924
I'm going to a party
at my Uncle Ken's house. You should come.
1106
01:02:36,037 --> 01:02:40,667
I don't know, Bree. I did something today
I don't feel very good about.
1107
01:02:41,843 --> 01:02:43,470
I do that, like, every day.
1108
01:02:46,748 --> 01:02:48,147
How could I do that?
1109
01:02:48,950 --> 01:02:53,046
You know, it seems like your subconscious
is all, like, talking shit.
1110
01:02:53,154 --> 01:02:54,917
Like, "Fuck you, man." You know?
1111
01:02:56,958 --> 01:02:59,984
Yeah, I just... I'm a criminal now.
1112
01:03:00,295 --> 01:03:02,126
I mean, that was a criminal act.
1113
01:03:02,230 --> 01:03:05,358
It's kind of like,
you can't keep your emotions
1114
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:09,063
in these little cages
like little animals, you know,
1115
01:03:09,170 --> 01:03:12,401
like coyotes and armadillos and shit.
1116
01:03:12,507 --> 01:03:15,237
It's like, they just want to break free.
Right, Uncle Ken?
1117
01:03:15,376 --> 01:03:16,866
Yeah. Pass me that Q, Bree.
1118
01:03:20,982 --> 01:03:22,040
Whoa.
1119
01:03:22,517 --> 01:03:23,506
Is that...
1120
01:03:24,786 --> 01:03:26,947
You... Wait, you can't...
1121
01:03:27,422 --> 01:03:29,413
I don't know, is that safe?
1122
01:03:31,526 --> 01:03:33,551
This would be marijuana, I take it?
1123
01:03:36,965 --> 01:03:38,227
It'll make you feel better.
1124
01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:41,261
- Suck the glass dick, dude.
- It's not...
1125
01:03:41,803 --> 01:03:43,532
Suck that fucking dick, man.
1126
01:03:50,345 --> 01:03:51,437
Oh, jeez.
1127
01:03:53,781 --> 01:03:55,009
Oh, jeez.
1128
01:03:56,417 --> 01:03:57,714
Oh, jeez.
1129
01:03:59,888 --> 01:04:01,583
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1130
01:04:02,624 --> 01:04:04,114
Butterscotch lit up.
1131
01:04:17,272 --> 01:04:19,866
It's so pretty out here.
1132
01:04:22,844 --> 01:04:24,573
- Hey, you're getting fat.
- Fuck your mom.
1133
01:04:24,679 --> 01:04:26,476
- What?
- Fuck wad.
1134
01:04:26,648 --> 01:04:28,513
Everyone's cool. I promise, man.
1135
01:04:32,554 --> 01:04:34,522
Hey, nice suit, faggot.
1136
01:04:34,756 --> 01:04:36,724
- Leave him alone, Gary.
- Fuck you, whore.
1137
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,125
Hey, that's not very cool.
1138
01:04:40,261 --> 01:04:41,853
Yes, it was. It was pretty cool.
1139
01:04:41,963 --> 01:04:43,692
Suck the shit out of my cock, Gary.
1140
01:04:43,798 --> 01:04:45,060
Okay, let's schedule that.
1141
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:48,101
There we go. Magic's happening. Okay.
1142
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,166
Oh, my God.
1143
01:05:02,083 --> 01:05:04,711
Danny? Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrance.
1144
01:05:05,086 --> 01:05:09,250
Danny's gone away. But, here's Johnny.
1145
01:05:10,925 --> 01:05:12,620
- And a shining good evening...
- Where is Timbo?
1146
01:05:13,161 --> 01:05:16,426
This is weird. I wanna know
what happened at that one-on-one today.
1147
01:05:16,731 --> 01:05:19,165
Since when did you care
about stuff like that, Ziegler?
1148
01:05:19,434 --> 01:05:20,992
Let's just say I'm worried. All right?
1149
01:05:21,102 --> 01:05:22,626
Yeah, I'm a little worried myself.
1150
01:05:22,737 --> 01:05:24,705
He was really pissed at me this morning.
1151
01:05:24,806 --> 01:05:26,205
Oh, I know. Believe me.
1152
01:05:27,108 --> 01:05:29,941
We talk about everything. He's
practically my best friend at this point.
1153
01:05:30,111 --> 01:05:31,635
You just met him two days ago.
1154
01:05:31,779 --> 01:05:33,212
You know what, blow me, Ronald.
1155
01:05:33,314 --> 01:05:35,111
It's not my problem
if you're too goddamn afraid
1156
01:05:35,216 --> 01:05:36,740
to tell another man that you love him.
1157
01:05:36,985 --> 01:05:38,350
What is his cell phone number?
1158
01:05:38,486 --> 01:05:39,885
I don't know. I don't have it.
1159
01:05:39,988 --> 01:05:41,012
I've got it.
1160
01:05:42,790 --> 01:05:44,382
Here, no, no, no. I'll talk to him.
I'll talk to him.
1161
01:05:44,525 --> 01:05:45,822
He's not gonna recognize your voice.
1162
01:05:51,799 --> 01:05:52,857
Hello?
1163
01:05:53,067 --> 01:05:55,058
Timbo, you're missing the show.
1164
01:05:55,169 --> 01:05:56,136
Deanzie!
1165
01:05:56,337 --> 01:05:59,795
I miss you. I miss your smile.
1166
01:06:00,141 --> 01:06:02,268
Yeah, yeah, I miss your smile, too.
What are you doing?
1167
01:06:02,477 --> 01:06:04,172
I'm high on drugs.
1168
01:06:04,579 --> 01:06:07,412
I'm a 110% blotto.
1169
01:06:07,682 --> 01:06:09,843
Where are you, buddy?
I'll come meet you right now.
1170
01:06:09,951 --> 01:06:11,543
You wanna party, Deanzie?
1171
01:06:11,719 --> 01:06:13,687
- Yeah, you know me.
- Good.
1172
01:06:13,821 --> 01:06:15,948
- Bree, Deanzie wants to party.
- Yeah!
1173
01:06:16,057 --> 01:06:17,024
How does he get here?
1174
01:06:18,393 --> 01:06:22,762
I used to worship these guys.
I thought they were like, terrific
1175
01:06:22,897 --> 01:06:24,262
and important and like...
1176
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:30,261
And like, they were good to other people
and they did the right thing
1177
01:06:30,371 --> 01:06:33,807
and they were special like
the Founding Fathers of America.
1178
01:06:33,908 --> 01:06:36,809
- Like Thomas Jefferson.
- Yes! NTS.
1179
01:06:37,245 --> 01:06:38,837
Bree, not too shabby.
1180
01:06:39,514 --> 01:06:40,481
- Ron...
- What?
1181
01:06:40,581 --> 01:06:42,276
Is there something wrong with your van?
1182
01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:45,853
- No, there's nothing wrong with the van.
- Why is it going so slow?
1183
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:47,647
I don't wanna mess around
and get a ticket.
1184
01:06:47,822 --> 01:06:50,154
Ron, the car's gonna stall
if you go any slower than this.
1185
01:06:50,258 --> 01:06:52,385
Look, there's a turtle,
that's going faster than us.
1186
01:06:52,493 --> 01:06:53,482
- Where?
- She's kidding, Ron.
1187
01:06:53,594 --> 01:06:54,561
There he is.
1188
01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:56,994
You're smart. You are.
1189
01:06:57,131 --> 01:07:01,568
And you're pretty,
and you're sweet, and you're insightful.
1190
01:07:02,036 --> 01:07:03,503
You're insightful.
Like a guidance counselor.
1191
01:07:04,706 --> 01:07:07,766
And your smile, just then,
when you do that.
1192
01:07:07,875 --> 01:07:11,572
Don't do that 'cause it makes me,
like, happy. Too happy.
1193
01:07:12,413 --> 01:07:16,543
And you don't have to do those things
that you do with, like, strangers.
1194
01:07:17,085 --> 01:07:19,076
You're good, and you don't need to do that.
1195
01:07:19,420 --> 01:07:20,978
You're so sweet, Tim.
1196
01:07:21,255 --> 01:07:23,917
But, you know,
we're all just selling something.
1197
01:07:24,659 --> 01:07:27,856
A fuck, dope, insurance.
1198
01:07:27,962 --> 01:07:30,487
What about that guy you had to bribe
for that award or whatever?
1199
01:07:30,598 --> 01:07:32,964
It's like we're all just selling something.
1200
01:07:33,067 --> 01:07:36,696
I know, and it's a major bummer.
You just bummed me out.
1201
01:07:37,538 --> 01:07:39,631
What you said just bummed me out.
1202
01:07:40,274 --> 01:07:43,004
I'm so bummed out right now.
1203
01:07:46,681 --> 01:07:48,273
I'm so bummed out.
1204
01:07:49,784 --> 01:07:51,513
I'm so bummed out.
1205
01:07:58,993 --> 01:08:01,325
Oh, man. This place is bad news.
1206
01:08:02,196 --> 01:08:05,427
All right, look. You guys go in
the front door, I'm gonna go around back.
1207
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:06,967
Sounds good, Rambo.
1208
01:08:07,368 --> 01:08:09,802
Do you know what an RIP license app is?
1209
01:08:09,904 --> 01:08:11,701
You don't, do you? You don't even know.
1210
01:08:11,906 --> 01:08:14,704
You're probably uninsured.
You have it all figured out.
1211
01:08:14,809 --> 01:08:16,504
I bet you don't even have a toothbrush.
1212
01:08:16,611 --> 01:08:17,578
Come on, Tim, don't.
1213
01:08:17,678 --> 01:08:18,804
What?
1214
01:08:18,913 --> 01:08:19,880
Hey!
1215
01:08:24,752 --> 01:08:27,448
We don't want any trouble.
We're just here to get our friend.
1216
01:08:28,022 --> 01:08:29,751
I got a fucking toothbrush.
1217
01:08:32,293 --> 01:08:33,487
That's enough.
1218
01:08:33,594 --> 01:08:35,084
Gary, he's cool. I said he's cool.
1219
01:08:35,196 --> 01:08:36,458
Don't do that to Bree.
1220
01:08:36,597 --> 01:08:38,224
Don't push! Don't push Bree.
1221
01:08:40,067 --> 01:08:41,557
Hey, whoa, whoa. Can we help you?
1222
01:08:42,503 --> 01:08:45,336
Yeah, maybe you can.
I'm looking for a friend of mine.
1223
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:48,739
He's a skinny guy, wearing a suit and tie.
Have you seen him?
1224
01:08:50,244 --> 01:08:51,211
Eat me, cop.
1225
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:53,242
I'm not a cop, Joan Jett.
1226
01:08:53,748 --> 01:08:55,511
- So, clean out your ears and tell me...
- You know what, man,
1227
01:08:55,616 --> 01:08:57,447
- what's your fucking problem? Really?
- I don't have a problem.
1228
01:08:57,552 --> 01:08:59,786
- Look, I'm just asking a question.
- You want a little piece of this?
1229
01:08:59,887 --> 01:09:00,854
No, I don't... Ow!
1230
01:09:01,823 --> 01:09:03,552
No, stop! Okay, that's enough.
1231
01:09:03,724 --> 01:09:04,691
Hey, stop!
1232
01:09:06,594 --> 01:09:07,993
- Here, grab my hand.
- Grab his hand!
1233
01:09:08,095 --> 01:09:10,029
Grab my hand. I'm trying to
help you up. Grab my hand.
1234
01:09:10,131 --> 01:09:11,189
Let him help you.
1235
01:09:11,299 --> 01:09:12,266
What are we gonna do?
1236
01:09:14,769 --> 01:09:15,736
Come on.
1237
01:09:16,504 --> 01:09:17,471
Come on?
1238
01:09:17,605 --> 01:09:19,596
Hey. Hey, Hey!
1239
01:09:22,176 --> 01:09:23,507
Who's this motherfucker?
1240
01:09:24,212 --> 01:09:27,579
I may look like some suit wearing
businessman to y'all,
1241
01:09:27,748 --> 01:09:30,216
truth is, I'm straight up gangster.
1242
01:09:31,118 --> 01:09:35,578
And I always keep one in the chamber
in case you pondering.
1243
01:09:36,924 --> 01:09:40,724
So, I suggest for the time being,
you let my nigger be, motherfucker.
1244
01:09:47,068 --> 01:09:48,797
Come on. Get up.
1245
01:09:54,208 --> 01:09:55,573
Indeed.
1246
01:10:02,783 --> 01:10:03,841
Timbo!
1247
01:10:13,794 --> 01:10:17,491
- What about Ziegler?
- Ziegler will be coming. Just start the car.
1248
01:10:19,033 --> 01:10:20,159
Bye, butterscotch.
1249
01:10:20,735 --> 01:10:21,895
See you tomorrow.
1250
01:10:22,003 --> 01:10:23,561
Butterscotch, come back. Come on.
1251
01:10:23,671 --> 01:10:24,831
Just go back inside.
1252
01:10:24,939 --> 01:10:26,702
Here, here, here. Take a beer for the road.
1253
01:10:30,478 --> 01:10:33,538
- There he is, there he is. Stop.
- Don't stop. Don't stop.
1254
01:10:33,915 --> 01:10:34,882
I'll catch up.
1255
01:10:34,982 --> 01:10:36,813
- Just go slowly.
- Where you going?
1256
01:10:37,118 --> 01:10:39,348
I thought you were gonna
kick the shit out of us?
1257
01:10:39,453 --> 01:10:40,420
No, no.
1258
01:10:41,856 --> 01:10:43,721
Come on, faggot.
We're just getting to know you, bro.
1259
01:10:43,824 --> 01:10:45,451
Hey, wait, wait up for me, wait.
1260
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,528
Bree, What are you doing?
Bree, get back here.
1261
01:10:47,628 --> 01:10:49,220
- Who are you?
- I'm friends with that dude.
1262
01:10:49,363 --> 01:10:50,625
- You're friends with Timbo?
- Yeah. Fuck, yeah!
1263
01:10:50,731 --> 01:10:52,096
I'm his best friend. Get in there.
1264
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,592
Move. Hit it, Ronimal.
1265
01:10:55,469 --> 01:10:58,199
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1266
01:10:58,439 --> 01:10:59,736
My God, you guys.
1267
01:11:00,174 --> 01:11:01,141
- You know her?
- Yeah.
1268
01:11:01,242 --> 01:11:02,266
- Yeah, you know me.
- She's my friend.
1269
01:11:02,376 --> 01:11:04,173
- Yes, I've been...
- 'Cause she's like, "He's my friend."
1270
01:11:04,278 --> 01:11:06,872
I was like, "Yeah, he's my friend.
Get in the van." What are we doing here?
1271
01:11:07,048 --> 01:11:08,538
Timbo, what the hell happened back there?
1272
01:11:08,649 --> 01:11:10,708
I don't know.
I was on the floor getting kicked,
1273
01:11:10,818 --> 01:11:12,683
and then I looked up and Ronald was like,
1274
01:11:13,054 --> 01:11:15,113
- talking like a ghetto person.
- He was.
1275
01:11:15,222 --> 01:11:17,816
I don't like to brag,
but I do a pretty convincing Omar
1276
01:11:17,925 --> 01:11:20,189
from the HBO program The Wire.
1277
01:11:20,661 --> 01:11:23,596
"At least those crackers back yonder
seemed to buy it."
1278
01:11:23,698 --> 01:11:25,757
I love it. Crackers.
1279
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,498
That's exactly like they say it, Ronimal.
1280
01:11:28,803 --> 01:11:30,771
Put them up. That's incredible.
1281
01:11:30,871 --> 01:11:33,135
Watch this guy, he's got tricks.
I'm telling you.
1282
01:11:34,108 --> 01:11:35,700
- Good night.
- Good night.
1283
01:11:35,910 --> 01:11:37,309
- Bree!
- No, Tim.
1284
01:11:39,180 --> 01:11:41,648
- Why don't you come back with me?
- Oh, no, that's not gonna happen.
1285
01:11:41,749 --> 01:11:42,977
Thanks for being so cool.
1286
01:11:45,186 --> 01:11:46,175
I love you.
1287
01:11:47,188 --> 01:11:48,212
Jesus.
1288
01:11:49,023 --> 01:11:50,752
I love you, too.
1289
01:11:52,994 --> 01:11:54,552
I love you so much.
1290
01:12:05,139 --> 01:12:06,868
You could fuck me in the ass if you want.
1291
01:12:07,041 --> 01:12:09,202
Oh, no. Okay.
1292
01:12:09,810 --> 01:12:11,072
Maybe another time, Timbo.
1293
01:12:11,212 --> 01:12:12,577
I have heard about that.
1294
01:12:12,813 --> 01:12:13,837
- Good night.
- I wanna do that.
1295
01:12:13,948 --> 01:12:14,937
- Bye-bye.
- Wait.
1296
01:12:15,116 --> 01:12:16,310
- Night-night, Tim.
- Bree.
1297
01:12:16,751 --> 01:12:19,083
This is a great place you got.
We gotta hit the road.
1298
01:12:24,692 --> 01:12:27,718
- Her eyes are like round oceans.
- Yeah.
1299
01:12:27,828 --> 01:12:28,795
And her freckles.
1300
01:12:28,896 --> 01:12:32,195
But she's a prostitute
and I sold my soul a little.
1301
01:12:32,299 --> 01:12:33,960
All right, Timbo.
Just keep it down.
1302
01:12:34,135 --> 01:12:36,262
Bree sells her body,
1303
01:12:37,505 --> 01:12:39,302
but I sold my soul.
1304
01:12:39,774 --> 01:12:41,537
Okay. Why don't you guys get some sleep.
1305
01:12:41,642 --> 01:12:44,475
I'll stay up with him and make sure
he doesn't chew his arm off.
1306
01:12:48,182 --> 01:12:51,913
Listen, whatever you did, buddy,
you had to do,
1307
01:12:52,453 --> 01:12:53,943
and I ain't saying squat.
1308
01:12:57,992 --> 01:13:00,654
- I sold my soul, Dean.
- I know, I know.
1309
01:13:02,563 --> 01:13:04,030
Okay, lie down.
1310
01:13:11,372 --> 01:13:14,205
You promised to bring me
a pocket of posies
1311
01:13:15,242 --> 01:13:18,302
You promised to bring me
a pocket of posies
1312
01:13:19,313 --> 01:13:22,407
You promised to bring me
a pocket of posies
1313
01:13:22,550 --> 01:13:25,576
Johnny's so long at the fair
1314
01:13:26,253 --> 01:13:28,687
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
1315
01:13:28,889 --> 01:13:30,686
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
1316
01:13:32,326 --> 01:13:34,886
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
1317
01:13:35,062 --> 01:13:38,225
Johnny's so long at the fair
1318
01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:43,532
Joan, I'm sorry I called you a prostitute.
You're not a prostitute. I am.
1319
01:13:43,904 --> 01:13:45,735
You're just a really nice lady.
1320
01:13:46,540 --> 01:13:48,064
It's okay.
1321
01:13:59,353 --> 01:14:00,513
- Bill?
- Hey, Ron.
1322
01:14:00,988 --> 01:14:03,513
- Bill? What are you doing here?
- Hey, Tim.
1323
01:14:04,125 --> 01:14:06,423
- Joan.
- The Kroger. I love it.
1324
01:14:06,694 --> 01:14:08,491
Ziegler, Jesus. What the hell is this?
1325
01:14:08,596 --> 01:14:10,757
Some kind of goddamn pajama party
or something?
1326
01:14:10,865 --> 01:14:12,264
No, it's a circle jerk, Bill.
1327
01:14:12,666 --> 01:14:14,258
Drop your pants and grab some lube.
1328
01:14:14,435 --> 01:14:17,404
Oh, that's nice. No, I'm here
to give some good news to someone.
1329
01:14:17,538 --> 01:14:21,372
Orin called me. He tipped me off,
I don't know how the hell you did it,
1330
01:14:22,343 --> 01:14:23,605
but we won.
1331
01:14:23,711 --> 01:14:25,372
And, well, it's the darndest thing,
1332
01:14:25,646 --> 01:14:27,477
it seems like winning four awards in a row
1333
01:14:27,581 --> 01:14:30,015
has made us look pretty attractive
to certain folks.
1334
01:14:30,718 --> 01:14:32,413
Mike Pyle is buying BrownStar.
1335
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:33,544
You're selling?
1336
01:14:33,988 --> 01:14:35,478
That's why I drove down here.
1337
01:14:35,689 --> 01:14:37,247
Gonna sign the contracts in the morning.
1338
01:14:37,491 --> 01:14:39,857
Boy, it's a super deal, too. Super.
1339
01:14:40,528 --> 01:14:44,965
Only snag is, and you gotta know,
I fought like a goddamn wild cat on this.
1340
01:14:45,166 --> 01:14:48,795
Pyle is shutting down
the Brown Valley office.
1341
01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:53,507
What?
1342
01:14:53,607 --> 01:14:58,101
No, don't worry about it. I got Pyle
to fold you in to the Milwaukee office.
1343
01:14:59,780 --> 01:15:02,010
- Bill...
- No, stop it. Do not thank me.
1344
01:15:02,249 --> 01:15:06,379
Do not thank me. You earned it.
You earned it. It was all you.
1345
01:15:06,654 --> 01:15:09,282
Tell you what, why don't you
get some sleep and we'll talk in the a.m.
1346
01:15:09,390 --> 01:15:11,415
Does that sound good to you?
That's what we'll do.
1347
01:15:11,525 --> 01:15:12,822
All right. Ron.
1348
01:15:36,350 --> 01:15:37,317
Hello?
1349
01:15:37,418 --> 01:15:39,909
Hey, Kurt Gambsky, it's Tim Lippe.
1350
01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:41,681
Hey. It's Tim Lippe.
1351
01:15:42,056 --> 01:15:45,025
I am awful sorry to bother you at this hour,
1352
01:15:45,793 --> 01:15:49,320
but, Kurt, I have to ask you something.
1353
01:15:52,199 --> 01:15:55,396
I'm sorry to call you so late.
I'm calling on behalf of Tim Lippe.
1354
01:15:55,569 --> 01:15:57,594
Oh, Tim Lippe, yes. Go ahead.
1355
01:15:57,938 --> 01:15:59,269
I'm not selling anything,
1356
01:15:59,373 --> 01:16:01,807
I just wanna explain something to you
for two minutes.
1357
01:16:01,909 --> 01:16:02,898
Do you have two minutes?
1358
01:16:03,010 --> 01:16:03,977
Of course.
1359
01:16:04,078 --> 01:16:06,911
Well, he certainly values you as a customer
and I was just wondering,
1360
01:16:07,014 --> 01:16:09,642
if he needed to reach out to you,
would you be willing to help him out?
1361
01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:11,081
You bet. Tim rocks.
1362
01:16:19,293 --> 01:16:20,260
Here we go.
1363
01:16:21,095 --> 01:16:25,759
It is my privilege to announce
the Two Diamond winner,
1364
01:16:26,567 --> 01:16:28,933
our friends from BrownStar Insurance,
1365
01:16:29,036 --> 01:16:30,970
Bill Krogstad, I see you there.
Come on, come on.
1366
01:16:31,939 --> 01:16:34,499
Front row, he's in the front row.
Let's hear it for him.
1367
01:16:34,608 --> 01:16:37,600
Oh, man, this is great. Thanks, Orin.
1368
01:16:37,745 --> 01:16:39,178
This is so great.
1369
01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:42,142
I think this is kind of
a bittersweet honor, folks,
1370
01:16:42,283 --> 01:16:47,812
because, after 25-plus years,
I'm gonna be selling BrownStar.
1371
01:16:48,088 --> 01:16:50,648
Yeah, to this son of a gun right here,
Mike Pyle.
1372
01:16:50,791 --> 01:16:52,053
Let's hear it for him.
Come on up here, Mike.
1373
01:16:59,266 --> 01:17:04,033
Bill and I wanted to take this opportunity
to finally put pen to paper on our deal.
1374
01:17:04,338 --> 01:17:05,737
Guys, hold on a minute.
1375
01:17:07,474 --> 01:17:08,441
Tim Lippe, everyone.
1376
01:17:10,978 --> 01:17:12,002
Hi, everyone.
1377
01:17:13,714 --> 01:17:16,808
As you just heard,
Mike Pyle wants to buy BrownStar,
1378
01:17:17,551 --> 01:17:19,951
but only if it's
a Two Diamond rated agency.
1379
01:17:20,354 --> 01:17:23,517
And for good reason,
because the Two Diamond Award
1380
01:17:23,624 --> 01:17:27,560
is synonymous with modesty,
integrity and hard work.
1381
01:17:29,830 --> 01:17:32,128
Which is why it might surprise you
to find out
1382
01:17:33,167 --> 01:17:35,533
what I actually did to win this award.
1383
01:17:36,837 --> 01:17:41,137
I went into my
one-on-one session with Orin
1384
01:17:41,942 --> 01:17:43,637
in the Tiffany Suite,
1385
01:17:43,811 --> 01:17:47,941
and we engaged in a filthy act
1386
01:17:48,716 --> 01:17:50,980
of which I am totally ashamed.
1387
01:17:52,219 --> 01:17:56,781
I let Orin inside of me,
1388
01:17:57,191 --> 01:18:01,150
where he tainted the most sacred
and special part of me.
1389
01:18:05,766 --> 01:18:07,495
Of course, I'm talking about my integrity,
1390
01:18:09,470 --> 01:18:10,801
which I thought was priceless,
1391
01:18:10,904 --> 01:18:14,067
but turns out it's only worth $1,500
1392
01:18:14,174 --> 01:18:16,642
because that's what I paid Orin
to get this award.
1393
01:18:16,844 --> 01:18:19,278
Tim, I think
there's some mistake here.
1394
01:18:19,413 --> 01:18:20,380
No mistake.
1395
01:18:20,514 --> 01:18:23,108
No, I think I have receipts
for the back dues.
1396
01:18:23,217 --> 01:18:24,878
You can't hide from the truth, Orin.
1397
01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:28,981
When I got to Cedar Rapids,
1398
01:18:29,089 --> 01:18:31,114
I was scared
and I trusted the wrong people.
1399
01:18:31,225 --> 01:18:33,352
I thought,
because I was from a small town,
1400
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:34,927
I couldn't think for myself.
1401
01:18:35,062 --> 01:18:36,825
Boy, was that a mistake.
1402
01:18:37,698 --> 01:18:40,633
ASMI deserves an award
that actually stands for something,
1403
01:18:40,768 --> 01:18:43,794
and I just hope that by the time
I come back next year,
1404
01:18:44,438 --> 01:18:49,637
maybe I will have shown you that I really
understand what that means again.
1405
01:18:53,747 --> 01:18:54,805
I'm really sorry.
1406
01:19:03,323 --> 01:19:05,848
- Hey, Bill, the award was part of the deal.
- I know that.
1407
01:19:05,959 --> 01:19:08,257
This is a problem. We got a real mess here.
1408
01:19:08,729 --> 01:19:09,696
Nothing I can't change.
1409
01:19:10,097 --> 01:19:12,224
You don't have the award. A deal is a deal.
1410
01:19:12,332 --> 01:19:13,492
It's right there.
You just saw him give it to me.
1411
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,124
- What are you talking about?
- This is a no go.
1412
01:19:15,803 --> 01:19:16,895
This is a no go.
1413
01:19:17,538 --> 01:19:18,937
I'm proud of you, Tim.
1414
01:19:19,039 --> 01:19:20,006
That was the right thing to do.
1415
01:19:20,107 --> 01:19:22,302
Lippe, you freaking goofy bastard.
1416
01:19:22,609 --> 01:19:24,873
After all I did for you, how dare you?
1417
01:19:25,412 --> 01:19:27,073
You fucked up a great deal.
1418
01:19:27,181 --> 01:19:29,479
No, that wasn't a good deal.
It was a dirty deal.
1419
01:19:30,484 --> 01:19:32,782
You lied. Sold us down the river.
1420
01:19:32,986 --> 01:19:34,851
And you know what? I've had enough of it.
1421
01:19:35,622 --> 01:19:38,022
I called a bunch of my clients last night.
They all said the same thing.
1422
01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:40,719
They said they trust me,
and they want to stick by me,
1423
01:19:40,894 --> 01:19:42,225
and I wanna stick by them.
1424
01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:45,489
I'm gonna try to make a go of this
on my own in Brown Valley.
1425
01:19:46,033 --> 01:19:47,091
You listen to me, kid.
1426
01:19:47,234 --> 01:19:49,862
This is my company and I'm selling it.
1427
01:19:51,572 --> 01:19:53,506
All right, well, you'll have to
do it without my clients.
1428
01:19:54,274 --> 01:19:56,333
I've already got 17 of them
committed to me in writing.
1429
01:19:56,543 --> 01:19:59,171
Oh, yeah? Really?
We'll see about that.
1430
01:19:59,313 --> 01:20:02,305
It's squeaky clean, Bill.
I've got the faxes right here.
1431
01:20:07,354 --> 01:20:08,844
Son of a bitch!
1432
01:20:16,263 --> 01:20:18,322
- You did it.
- That's fighting the tiger.
1433
01:20:19,199 --> 01:20:20,325
- Wow.
- Right there.
1434
01:20:20,667 --> 01:20:22,965
Let's get this guy a cream sherry,
tout de suite.
1435
01:20:23,237 --> 01:20:24,295
Way to stand them down.
1436
01:20:24,404 --> 01:20:26,634
- I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
- That was awesome.
1437
01:20:30,310 --> 01:20:31,538
Here you are, Mr. Lippe.
1438
01:20:32,279 --> 01:20:33,303
Thank you.
1439
01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:34,504
Knock, knock.
1440
01:20:35,883 --> 01:20:36,850
Who's there?
1441
01:20:37,084 --> 01:20:39,678
I don't know.
I'm too doggone tired to answer the door.
1442
01:20:40,988 --> 01:20:44,116
I love it. Classic Ronimal.
Almost not a joke.
1443
01:20:45,659 --> 01:20:47,490
I'll tell you what, guys.
1444
01:20:47,895 --> 01:20:50,625
My cousin Bob, who is loaded by the way,
1445
01:20:50,864 --> 01:20:53,628
has a cottage in Lake of the Woods
in Canada.
1446
01:20:55,269 --> 01:20:58,170
This summer, the three of us.
What do you say?
1447
01:20:58,272 --> 01:21:00,467
More time in a tightly enclosed space
with Ziegler.
1448
01:21:00,574 --> 01:21:01,541
Sign me up.
1449
01:21:02,109 --> 01:21:03,940
I think it sounds like an awesome idea.
1450
01:21:04,211 --> 01:21:06,611
Actually, the Ronimal could use a vacation.
1451
01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:08,577
Done and done.
1452
01:21:09,149 --> 01:21:10,241
Give me some sugar.
1453
01:21:10,918 --> 01:21:14,251
- Oh!
- Come on, Timbo. I love you, pal.
1454
01:21:19,059 --> 01:21:21,823
There she is. The belle of the ball.
1455
01:21:22,996 --> 01:21:24,861
Until the next ASMI, my dear.
1456
01:21:25,699 --> 01:21:26,893
Bye, Deanzie.
1457
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,126
Stay foxy.
1458
01:21:29,102 --> 01:21:30,069
Call you tomorrow, Timbo.
1459
01:21:31,371 --> 01:21:32,929
- Bye, Ron.
- Bye-bye.
1460
01:21:34,608 --> 01:21:35,870
- See you, Ronimal.
- Bye.
1461
01:21:39,413 --> 01:21:41,813
So, you keep in touch.
1462
01:21:42,683 --> 01:21:46,244
- E-mail, all that good stuff.
- Yeah, I will. Of course.
1463
01:21:54,394 --> 01:21:55,827
Thanks, Insurance Man.
1464
01:21:56,830 --> 01:21:57,888
For what?
1465
01:21:59,766 --> 01:22:00,994
For a good time.
1466
01:22:32,633 --> 01:22:33,622
Oh, hey, you.
1467
01:22:34,668 --> 01:22:35,692
Jeez, what happened?
1468
01:22:35,802 --> 01:22:37,531
Well, let's see.
1469
01:22:39,072 --> 01:22:44,271
I got beat up, and I got
completely blotto on drugs and alcohol,
1470
01:22:44,645 --> 01:22:46,772
and I befriended a prostitute.
1471
01:22:48,282 --> 01:22:49,408
It was awesome.
1472
01:22:49,616 --> 01:22:53,074
Well, I guess someone deserves two bags
of honey roasted peanuts.
1473
01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:54,917
Wow, thanks, Sherri.
1474
01:22:55,022 --> 01:22:56,887
You bet. See you next time.
1475
01:22:59,393 --> 01:23:00,485
Two bags.
1476
01:23:03,730 --> 01:23:04,754
Awesome.
1477
01:23:15,842 --> 01:23:19,334
Why did the psychoanalyst prescribe
anxiety drugs to the anxious doctor?
1478
01:23:20,947 --> 01:23:21,971
I don't know.
1479
01:23:22,082 --> 01:23:23,811
Because he had no patience.
1480
01:23:25,185 --> 01:23:26,743
- Okay. Ouch!
- Okay.
1481
01:23:27,020 --> 01:23:29,716
- That was painful.
- Okay, what's brown and sticky?
1482
01:23:31,024 --> 01:23:32,048
- I don't know.
- What?
1483
01:23:32,259 --> 01:23:33,556
A stick.
1484
01:23:35,829 --> 01:23:39,390
What do you call an anorexic
with a yeast infection?
1485
01:23:40,801 --> 01:23:42,200
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
1486
01:23:42,903 --> 01:23:44,097
- Oh, man.
- That's gross.
1487
01:23:44,204 --> 01:23:45,398
That's terrible, man.
1488
01:23:45,505 --> 01:23:49,100
- Yes, you can.
- No, you can't. I've heard...
1489
01:23:49,209 --> 01:23:51,143
No, it's not a wives tale. You can.
1490
01:23:51,244 --> 01:23:52,609
No, you can't really do that.
1491
01:23:52,713 --> 01:23:55,045
The flame would go up
into your bottom and...
1492
01:23:55,148 --> 01:23:56,206
No, no, listen.
1493
01:23:56,383 --> 01:23:57,611
...blow you up or something.
- You know what?
1494
01:23:57,751 --> 01:24:00,948
I got one in the chamber right now.
I got one right now.
1495
01:24:03,090 --> 01:24:04,717
Oh, my gosh.
1496
01:24:06,727 --> 01:24:08,558
It went back up there a little bit.
1497
01:24:16,636 --> 01:24:18,069
Hi, I'm Dean Ziegler.
1498
01:24:18,705 --> 01:24:20,468
Hi, I'm Ronald Wilkes.
1499
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,505
And I'm Tim Lippe.
1500
01:24:22,776 --> 01:24:24,710
There are a lot of risks out there today.
1501
01:24:24,845 --> 01:24:26,904
Which is why you
need insurance from the best.
1502
01:24:27,147 --> 01:24:29,172
If you live in Wisconsin or Minnesota,
1503
01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:32,385
Top Notch Mutual
has your insurance needs covered.
1504
01:24:32,853 --> 01:24:34,912
Because, no matter what happens...
1505
01:24:39,126 --> 01:24:40,093
- We got you.
- We got you.
1506
01:24:44,131 --> 01:24:45,223
- We got you.
- We got you.
1507
01:24:50,437 --> 01:24:51,870
Don't worry, little girl.
1508
01:24:52,239 --> 01:24:53,365
- We got you.
- We got you.
1509
01:24:53,974 --> 01:24:55,464
Remember, call anytime...
1510
01:24:55,642 --> 01:24:57,507
- Day or night.
- Because no matter what...
1511
01:25:01,948 --> 01:25:04,314
- We got you.
- We got you.
1512
01:25:11,024 --> 01:25:14,790
Last night I had the strangest dream
1513
01:25:14,895 --> 01:25:19,093
I sailed away to China
In a little row boat to find ya
1514
01:25:19,199 --> 01:25:23,295
And you said you had to get
your laundry cleaned
1515
01:25:23,637 --> 01:25:25,434
Didn't want no one to hold you
1516
01:25:25,539 --> 01:25:27,871
What does that mean?
And you said...
1517
01:25:27,974 --> 01:25:30,067
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
1518
01:25:30,177 --> 01:25:33,874
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh, no
1519
01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:36,540
I've got to keep on movin'
1520
01:25:36,650 --> 01:25:38,777
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
1521
01:25:38,885 --> 01:25:42,582
I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground
Oh, no
1522
01:25:42,689 --> 01:25:45,317
I've got to keep on movin'
1523
01:25:45,425 --> 01:25:49,691
You're on the road and now you pray it lasts
1524
01:25:49,796 --> 01:25:54,028
The road behind was rocky,
but now you're feelin' cocky
1525
01:25:54,134 --> 01:25:58,127
You look at me and you see your past
1526
01:25:58,538 --> 01:26:01,974
Is that the reason
why you're runnin' so fast
1527
01:26:02,843 --> 01:26:05,175
Never let another girl like you
1528
01:26:05,278 --> 01:26:07,109
Work me over
1529
01:26:07,214 --> 01:26:09,512
Never let another girl like you
1530
01:26:09,616 --> 01:26:11,447
Drag me under
1531
01:26:11,551 --> 01:26:13,849
If I meet another girl like you
1532
01:26:13,954 --> 01:26:15,785
I will tell her
1533
01:26:15,889 --> 01:26:17,686
Never want another girl like you
1534
01:26:17,791 --> 01:26:20,191
Have to say, oh
1535
01:26:20,293 --> 01:26:22,318
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
1536
01:26:22,429 --> 01:26:26,126
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh, no
1537
01:26:26,233 --> 01:26:28,861
I've got to keep on movin'
1538
01:26:28,969 --> 01:26:31,062
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
1539
01:26:31,171 --> 01:26:34,834
I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground
Oh, no
1540
01:26:34,941 --> 01:26:37,569
I've got to keep on movin'
1541
01:26:37,911 --> 01:26:39,776
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
1542
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:43,577
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh, no
1543
01:26:43,683 --> 01:26:46,277
I've got to keep on movin'
1544
01:26:46,386 --> 01:26:48,479
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
1545
01:26:48,588 --> 01:26:52,115
I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground
Oh, no