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Pretty impressive..... huh?
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People tend to think of me
as that environmental ...nut!
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But whenever I get
down to work they say...
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"Mother nature you are such a
destructive bitch!"
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Well, what you see is disaster
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I see as laying the groundwork for
the next generation.
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You have to grow the new food,
for the new animals
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The big ones eat the small ones, and on
top of the food chain are the humans.
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Who used to be very grateful.
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And it was good working just fine.
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Until one self-centered
generation came along.
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The baby-boomers.
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And these pampered postwar pinheads
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Thought that they could
just breeze through life
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do what every the hell they wanted.
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For instance...
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When the men would normally go to war.
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You know all the male
aggression serves a purpose.
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It keeps the herd strong.
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But these guys said
"I don't like this particular war."
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"I think I'll stay home."
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And when it was time for the
woman to stop jerkin' around and
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start having babies they said
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"We want to get our careers going
first babies can wait till later."
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They grew up to be obsessed with money
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and accumulated useless possessions.
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Did they care that they were
depleting natural resources,
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and polluting the water,
and ripping holes in the frickin' sky!
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But I've got them now.
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Oh yes, yes, yes.
Because now, now...
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They�re going to get old.
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There not going they to like it.
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There going to be
"Oh, I don't want to waddle."
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Their taking bits of their ass
their putting it in their face.
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This is not natural.
It's not natural.
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And their going to say, "Oh no, no, see,
we do not want to get old. No.
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We want to stay young forever.
Forever and ever."
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You know what I'm going to say to them?
You know what I say to them?
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Tough SHIT!
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Here's a pal of mine in her 40's,
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trying to moisturize her way
back to 30's.
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But unfortunately her ex-husband
found himself a wife in her 20's.
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- Hi Mom!
- Where were you guys?
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We went all the way to Malibu
and dropped Sara off at Gail's house.
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And then went to Beverly Hills
to drop off Glen.
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But they said they'd
rather have their own kids.
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Yeah, I forgot which kid
went with which one.
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How 'bout oldest kid with oldest
Mom and work down from there.
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What happened to your head?
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Oh, I had to have some plugs removed
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because the hairs were growing
into my head instead of out of it.
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Where you go with that?
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What?
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Oh I...
This is mine I got it in Pasadena.
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And you didn't have your wallet,
as usual, so I bought it.
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Because I was wearing sweatpants.
I don't have pockets.
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For someone who never exercises
you're always in sweat suits.
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Like wearing workout cloths
will make you in shape.
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Well do you think wearing "Doc Martins"
will make you a teenager?
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I don't know. Do you think
wearing you're hat backwards
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will make you look more mature?
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Well do you think
wearing a sleeveless
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t-shirt makes you look
like a big bull-dike?
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Izzie says you've just been
writing all weekend?
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No dates?
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No prospects on the horizon?
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No
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Oh Rosie you've got to get over me.
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I'm only human.
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You know what Rosie,
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you shouldn't be alone.
I'm going to fix you up with somebody.
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- You've kept your looks.
- Thanks.
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Ma, he got the
"Welcome Back Kotter" game.
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- Lindsay I love you.
- Oh thank you Orlando.
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Hey, you said you loved me!
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He never said that!
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And wearing a wedding dress
isn't going to change his mind.
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But you do!
I know you do!
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Orlando let's go to the beach.
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Hey! Get away, He's mine
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He said you have an ugly body.
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It's exactly the same as yours.
And that dress is so ghetto.
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What's that mean?
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Oh well in school if something's
cheesy we called it ghetto.
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But honey, that's like making
fun of the under-privileged.
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Like you know, naming ugly
cloths after their neighborhood.
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I didn't make it up.
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Leaves my man alone!
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I think you're really nice.
You want to go swim?
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Why's she suddenly so happy?
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She is manic-depressive.
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Hey Ma, how do you know
when it's true love?
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Usually you make the music louder,
and you can move in on them.
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Or some times they
look up in slow motion.
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No on TV, in real life.
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Real life?
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Izz, why is there a Ken doll
in the heat vent?
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Remember when you had
Alzheimer's and you wandered off.
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You know I'm starting to
not care so much about Barbies.
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But she's just getting
her life together.
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She's got a jeep, she's got a horse,
a recording studio.
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Yeah, but you know,
it's make-believe, it's not satisfying.
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Doggin' me all week dog.
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Doggin' me all week dude.
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Brother...
Gee...
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- Izzie?
- What?
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Do people still say Gee?
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Sure today I said,
"Gee, I can't wait for lunch."
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Dog don't go fronting like you
didn't blow on your cheddar
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smokes so you can roll
with Flynn and his peeps.
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You know he just playin' you.
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I think you really
need to step off that.
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Just remember me and
Ross are your real blood.
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We don't have to smoke mad
trees to think you all that.
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Wait!
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You're right.
I been trippin'.
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You know there's no one
I'd rather roll with.
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Cut!
Great!
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Was there too much slang,
you know, for the emotion?
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I liked that bit about
smoking the mad trees.
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You were good.
You gave me allot.
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You were good.
You gave him allot.
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It's really coming out.
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- So good.
- Hey hey, drop off your phones.
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- Marty, need Rosie.
- Wow.
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You got it.
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This is so cute.
Where did you get this?
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Sorry Rosie,
president of comedy needs to see you.
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- Oh, OK.
- Bye. Bye
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Hey, let's go find Mommy.
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Bowling is so 8-1-8.
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And these balls are so heavy.
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- There.
- Where?
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The balls are so heavy?
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Yeah well their bowling balls.
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- It's an innuendo.
- Oh, come...
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It implies she holds men's testicles.
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And rolls them down a wooden lane.
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- Ah just loose her.
- It's Jeannie my secretary.
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- She'll be heartbroken.
- That's it for me.
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They make much dirtier jokes on
"Will And Grace" and "Housewives".
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You never stand up to him.
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It's all a game.
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Are you developing another
talent contest show?
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Where?
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New faces of 2006.
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Oh, that's my plastic surgery show.
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You know it's amazing
what they can suck out.
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He gets his eyes done,
marries a 28 year old and you know,
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he thinks he's suddenly
turned into a young hipster.
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Well, and you think maintaining your high
school weight makes you a cheerleader.
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You're both wrong.
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You can jump and peel and nip and tuck
but your insides are still rotting away.
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Hey, there's something new to makeover.
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Internal organs.
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Yeah, you can have a liver lift.
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Hey, a pancreatic resurfacing
or a colon peel.
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Yeah, botox your ovaries baby.
Then you'll look young in your x-rays.
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He's at Lakers games with
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake.
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He's trout fishing with Norm MacDonald.
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I am the one behind closed doors
all afternoon and who have I met?
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Yeah I thought that meant secrets
from his wife, not the whole town.
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I'll talk to you later Ma.
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Anyone call?
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Look what I made of Brianna.
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I already did Sean.
It's hilarious.
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Uh, we had to make some
changes to this week�s episode.
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Your line in the bowling alley was cut.
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Oh... You have to do
what's better for the show.
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It was the censor.
He thought you were too sexy.
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- I'm sorry.
- That's fine. Forget it.
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Ok. All right, well I'm going to go get
Izz, if anyone needs me I'm on my cell.
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Sure.
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- You go girl.
- Hey, is Rosie there?
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No you just missed her.
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She had and emergency botox appointment.
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You are bad.
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No Izzie, don't hover over Dylan.
Do something else.
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- Hi Britney.
- That's it, talk to the girls not him.
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Bitches!
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No. No no no no.
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Izz!
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- Bye Dylan.
- Yeah.
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Hey!
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- Ma, you know what happened today?
- What?
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I went to the bathroom and there was
this brownish spot,
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but it wasn't from you-know-where.
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Honey, that is your period.
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Oh congratulations, you're...
you're a woman!
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Let the game begin!
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Ma, what�s better?
Maxi with wings for extra protection,
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or absorbent dry and bulge your pants?
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How many light days are there?
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Honey, you do not need all this.
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- Can I have a Twix bar?
- Yeah.
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Oops, I got a career...
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by shaking my rear,
and making guys leer.
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Oh baby baby.
Oops I'm going to sing more,
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and dance like a whore.
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I'm just not talented.
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Izz, look what I found.
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They gave us these in the sixth grade.
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See...
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It's Mindy Menstruation.
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Here she is staying clean.
And here she is eating right.
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Oh, I like her hair better here.
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With her Modes pads, nobody knows
about the gusher between her legs.
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When can I have sex?
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Uh uh....
When you� get your masters degree.
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No, come on, really.
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When you go to college.
Eighteen.
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Ma fifteen.
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No way!
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Maybe... seventeen.
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Ma fifteen is the new seventeen.
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Tonight, Yomena faces a personal crisis
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on a very special "You Go Girl" that
teens should watch with their parents.
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Quick, call your mom.
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Izzie!
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It's not the music.
It's driving me crazy.
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- It's "Apes Escapes."
- Ma it's Dylan's favorite game.
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I have to get good at it so
we will have something in common.
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Oh, sounds like a
firm basis for a relationship.
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- Now I'll walk you home.
- I have to sleep over.
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My father's shooting the
country music awards tonight.
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Just do something quiet so
Izz can finish her homework.
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How the hell do you drop
two points from the "Candy Strippers"?
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From now on no more issues.
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No drugs, no teen pregnancies,
no homosexuals.
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What about the same sex prom date?
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Oh yeck!
No homo stuff!
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Except maybe an occasional lesbian kiss.
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But no eating disorders,
no racial strife.
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Come on, let's get on it.
No more janky shows.
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Never heard that word did ya'?
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We hired this consulting team
the next thing they tell us
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all the hot new trends.
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Ok, we drop the prom, we move up.
Boys make over the nerdy guy...
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No. No, that was just a backup script.
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- Make overs are big.
- Make overs are so played out.
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Plastic surgery makeovers, uh...
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queer makeovers, straight
make overs, house makeovers,
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car makeovers there's
nothing more to say about it.
244
00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:34,125
You can do it.
245
00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:36,563
Let us make this show cronk.
246
00:14:36,765 --> 00:14:37,465
Groove.
247
00:14:38,756 --> 00:14:41,397
Oh, and while we're in full comunicado
248
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:44,038
I want you to incorporate
these into the show.
249
00:14:44,038 --> 00:14:46,567
We just covered there phones
with matching jewels.
250
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,063
These are the cool new ones.
251
00:14:48,063 --> 00:14:51,728
I read in Newsweek where kids
text message more than talk.
252
00:14:51,728 --> 00:14:53,535
- Is that a fact.
- Indeed.
253
00:14:53,535 --> 00:14:56,893
Oh and put in that stuff
where they write "L" and "8".
254
00:14:56,893 --> 00:14:58,948
That's how they say later.
255
00:15:02,492 --> 00:15:05,121
I never seen so many nerds in one place.
256
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,705
Not since the last writers guild awards.
257
00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:11,365
This is Mulersfeild. We're going
to start with the wedgie scene.
258
00:15:11,782 --> 00:15:13,723
Maybe you did give me a wedgie,
259
00:15:14,052 --> 00:15:20,094
and sure my head is no stranger to the
raging waters of the third floor toilets.
260
00:15:20,593 --> 00:15:21,378
But one day...
261
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,442
She be like ten,
fifteen years from now...
262
00:15:27,498 --> 00:15:31,472
Maybe you did give me a wedgie and...
Snap!
263
00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:34,970
and sure my head is no stranger
to the raging waters of the...
264
00:15:35,341 --> 00:15:36,823
of the third floor bathroom.
265
00:15:37,739 --> 00:15:40,208
(Both)
Thank you so much, that was great.
266
00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:43,598
I have to rewrite this scene.
I mean they can't all be this bad.
267
00:15:43,598 --> 00:15:45,211
What about that guy Chad?
268
00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,528
Maybe if we called him
back with some notes?
269
00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:50,852
Let me just try one thing.
270
00:15:51,141 --> 00:15:53,695
- This is Adam.
- No wait. Give me a sec...
271
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,985
How it did that?
272
00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:01,540
We'll start with the wedgie scene.
It's on page six.
273
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,425
I hope you're proud of yourself.
274
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,463
I hope you have a real
feeling of accomplishment.
275
00:16:09,463 --> 00:16:12,101
Because one day, and you know what
it might not be in high school.
276
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,899
It might not even be the near future.
277
00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:16,140
But one day you're going
to open a newspaper,
278
00:16:16,598 --> 00:16:18,110
or you're going to
turn on the television,
279
00:16:18,882 --> 00:16:20,595
and you're going to see that I or...
280
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,778
some other dungeon master
that you bullied,
281
00:16:23,778 --> 00:16:26,194
has done something truly spectacular.
282
00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:28,299
And as you're putting on you're...
283
00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:30,643
name badge from Pretzel Time you'll say,
284
00:16:30,643 --> 00:16:33,389
"Wow, I really wish that
I was nice to that guy."
285
00:16:33,937 --> 00:16:35,354
Because you're laugh now.
286
00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:37,912
You say digital wedgies
are a way of the future.
287
00:16:37,912 --> 00:16:42,253
Well OK, I have one of those
wedgies right now, in my pants.
288
00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:46,521
But you, have a much
deeper darker wedgie...
289
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:48,702
on you're soul.
290
00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:50,780
That's what I meant.
291
00:16:51,352 --> 00:16:53,524
- Very nice, we will be looking at you.
- That's OK?
292
00:16:53,524 --> 00:16:55,433
Thank you so much, that was great!
293
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,542
- Adam that was great.
- Thank you very much we'll be in touch.
294
00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:58,941
Very good.
Thank you.
295
00:17:05,411 --> 00:17:07,247
There is some more to see tomorrow.
296
00:17:07,247 --> 00:17:09,871
Yeah, and his agent
to see if he's an asshole.
297
00:17:09,871 --> 00:17:10,572
Yeah.
298
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,672
Don't even think about it.
299
00:17:29,441 --> 00:17:31,331
- Ready for the test?
- Yeah.
300
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:33,052
You know what Dylan did yesterday?
301
00:17:33,267 --> 00:17:35,745
He took a tampon out of Gabby's backpack
302
00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:39,553
and stuck it in his mouth and
it go real big from his spit.
303
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:42,599
I've been seriously underestimating him.
304
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,449
- Ya had to be there.
- Yeah.
305
00:17:44,449 --> 00:17:46,158
Back to math.
What is pi?
306
00:17:48,216 --> 00:17:49,871
- Three...
- Three...
307
00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:52,542
-Three point...
-Three point...
308
00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:57,116
Three point one four.
You knew it last night.
309
00:17:57,116 --> 00:17:59,790
Yeah.
OK. See ya.
310
00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:02,573
3.14 pi not forget!
311
00:18:03,621 --> 00:18:04,702
I was hilarious.
312
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,913
But Brianna kept
telling me to be sexier,
313
00:18:06,913 --> 00:18:10,189
and she'd screw up her line if I didn't
do it that way but she knew it'd get cut.
314
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:12,377
Yeah I get paid.
So what?
315
00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:13,846
It's not just the money Ma.
316
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:16,243
I'll call you back.
317
00:18:17,319 --> 00:18:18,593
Hi. Is Rosie here?
318
00:18:18,593 --> 00:18:20,064
She's getting her hair colored.
319
00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:22,282
She told me to pick up a schedule.
320
00:18:22,282 --> 00:18:23,176
Hold on.
321
00:18:34,369 --> 00:18:36,676
Booya! Nothing but net!
322
00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:40,987
Big boys know other ways to score.
323
00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:51,897
- Taylor, where's Bree?
- Aren't we doing her wardrobe now?
324
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:55,269
We're missing our lunch for her fitting,
and she's standing us up again.
325
00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:58,454
I'm sorry but I am not kissing
Brianna's ass any more.
326
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:02,188
Speaking which, a little lipo would
help me with those shorter skirts.
327
00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:05,654
What are you nuts?
She's got a perfect body.
328
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:07,913
Oh... Cottage cheese with your bagel?
329
00:19:08,131 --> 00:19:10,131
And when was the last time
we got a magazine cover?
330
00:19:10,131 --> 00:19:14,209
Lindsey, Paris, the girls of the
teen bath. That's all I'm saying.
331
00:19:14,209 --> 00:19:16,208
Well you're nuts.
That's all I'm saying.
332
00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:17,301
Oh!
333
00:19:17,815 --> 00:19:20,863
Eh, well... Well you gotta remember
the attitude. Hum?
334
00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:25,826
No, no no no no. Let's not put
him in what the other guys like.
335
00:19:25,826 --> 00:19:28,059
It should be what he looks good in.
336
00:19:28,989 --> 00:19:32,218
Find a shirt that brings out
the green in his eyes and um...
337
00:19:33,537 --> 00:19:36,222
Give the jacket and pants the
same color to make him thinner.
338
00:19:43,769 --> 00:19:46,661
I don't like the way that sign light is.
Look at what it's doing to the skin.
339
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,883
What about the bags under his eyes.
He looks like he hasn't slept in a week.
340
00:19:59,879 --> 00:20:03,084
No no, we can't use this lens.
Nothing wider than a 40.
341
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,665
Yeah, look at the nose.
342
00:20:19,113 --> 00:20:20,395
Oh my god.
343
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,788
Oh my god I'm beautiful.
344
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,740
I am beautiful.
345
00:20:28,892 --> 00:20:31,178
Actually well I'm um...
You're really good.
346
00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:32,808
It wasn't that tough.
347
00:20:32,808 --> 00:20:36,044
Oh come on. I've never thought
of myself as good looking.
348
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,264
Why not?
349
00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:39,228
Girls never made me feel cute.
350
00:20:39,228 --> 00:20:41,541
I used to have to make them
laugh to get their attention.
351
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,103
Wait a second.
352
00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:47,368
You used comedy as a cover
for feelings of inadequacy.
353
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:49,619
You might be on to something there.
354
00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:53,790
Wait a minute.
355
00:20:54,617 --> 00:20:55,447
What?
356
00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:57,689
You're really beautiful.
357
00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:08,345
All right now let's do you.
358
00:21:09,114 --> 00:21:10,891
Why is it that I have to get
painted and plucked
359
00:21:10,891 --> 00:21:12,668
and you don't even have to
comb you're hair?
360
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,570
How does one achieve this look?
361
00:21:14,911 --> 00:21:15,806
Egg-beater.
362
00:21:15,806 --> 00:21:18,996
Oh well... I'll see what I can do
but I can't work miracles.
363
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,269
Rosie?
364
00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:24,225
Excuse me.
365
00:21:24,225 --> 00:21:25,674
Adam, Brianna.
366
00:21:25,674 --> 00:21:27,949
- Adam is in next week�s episode.
- Yeah. Hi.
367
00:21:27,949 --> 00:21:28,736
Hi.
368
00:21:28,949 --> 00:21:29,925
I see you later.
369
00:21:30,462 --> 00:21:31,260
OK.
370
00:21:37,019 --> 00:21:39,023
You know Taylor said things about me.
371
00:21:40,018 --> 00:21:42,823
You know I can't arrive
at 7 a.m. for makeup,
372
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:45,857
do a full day of work,
then go off to a wardrobe fitting,
373
00:21:45,857 --> 00:21:48,891
learn my lines, and still look 16.
374
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,307
I just can't do it.
375
00:21:50,589 --> 00:21:51,289
It's OK.
376
00:21:51,289 --> 00:21:52,887
You know everyone wants a piece of me.
377
00:21:53,352 --> 00:21:55,200
There's just so much I can give.
378
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,586
Bree, if you promise
to stop the yo-yo dieting,
379
00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:01,598
we can make a mannequin and
you don't have to do the fittings.
380
00:22:01,598 --> 00:22:02,314
Thanks.
381
00:22:03,108 --> 00:22:06,962
I just know when I'm this tired
I can't do my best work.
382
00:22:06,962 --> 00:22:08,434
Well nobody wants that.
383
00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:10,986
- Honey you're just tired.
- Yeah.
384
00:22:25,269 --> 00:22:26,717
- Guess what?
- What?
385
00:22:26,717 --> 00:22:27,720
The life is good.
386
00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,286
I know what you mean.
387
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,134
Can I have "Lucky Charms"?
There magically delicious.
388
00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:34,978
Technically it's not really magic,
it's sugar.
389
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,749
You know what happened today?
390
00:22:37,749 --> 00:22:41,611
Me, Melanie and Zack are planning to
see the new Adam Sandler on Wednesday,
391
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:44,056
and Zack ask Dylan to come
and he said OK.
392
00:22:44,056 --> 00:22:47,110
And then Zack said I'll be with Melanie
and you'll be with Izzie.
393
00:22:47,110 --> 00:22:48,940
- And you know what Dylan said?
- What.
394
00:22:49,272 --> 00:22:52,831
- He said, "I guess".
- You're kidding.
395
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,425
Izz, you still have shampoo.
396
00:22:56,632 --> 00:22:57,911
But this is "Suave"
397
00:22:57,911 --> 00:23:00,978
for the same luxurious hair as
"Pantene" at half the price.
398
00:23:00,978 --> 00:23:02,754
When you put it like that.
399
00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:07,027
I can't believe you're going on a
group date with a boy you like.
400
00:23:07,027 --> 00:23:09,556
Oh don't worry Ma,
it's strictly platatonic.
401
00:23:15,574 --> 00:23:16,958
Hey, check it out.
402
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:18,685
Shit's real.
403
00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:22,994
- One of the SAT's dropping I think.
- Oh, OK.
404
00:23:23,347 --> 00:23:24,347
Yeah it will be better.
405
00:23:24,729 --> 00:23:25,855
Scene twelve.
Taking one.
406
00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:26,890
Ahhh!
407
00:23:28,835 --> 00:23:31,099
Who put this ketchup there?
408
00:23:32,159 --> 00:23:34,402
- I got action Johnny.
- And action.
409
00:23:41,642 --> 00:23:43,022
- Ready.
- Action.
410
00:23:45,476 --> 00:23:47,706
I need to know what you're
doing for the talent contest.
411
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:53,766
- You like him.
- What are you talking about?
412
00:23:56,252 --> 00:23:57,585
- What are you doing?
- Brianna.
413
00:23:57,585 --> 00:24:00,320
Some kind of second city stuff?
I've already learned my lines.
414
00:24:00,611 --> 00:24:02,401
I'll keep your cues exactly the same.
415
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,003
I don't who's lines in any way.
416
00:24:06,003 --> 00:24:07,895
- Just great.
- Bree.
417
00:24:08,203 --> 00:24:10,636
Hey hey, drop off your phones.
418
00:24:11,447 --> 00:24:14,953
I know you don't like thinking about
ratings but we're in deep shit.
419
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:18,932
Now this guy could turn out
to be the next Ben Stiller.
420
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,568
You never know.
And, you know...
421
00:24:21,568 --> 00:24:24,735
it wouldn't hurt for you to
have a good relationship with him.
422
00:24:32,112 --> 00:24:33,197
OK we're back.
423
00:24:34,363 --> 00:24:35,225
Thanks.
424
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,310
So Monty said we're
work till like eight.
425
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,854
Probably.
Yeah, I'm getting my tin coming back.
426
00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:42,611
Does your husband mind you uh...
working so late?
427
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:43,627
I'm not married.
428
00:24:43,627 --> 00:24:44,648
Ty your boyfriend?
429
00:24:45,074 --> 00:24:46,132
No. No boyfriend.
430
00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:50,130
So you have to pick out
music for the show right?
431
00:24:50,378 --> 00:24:52,705
Uh, me and the music supervisor.
432
00:24:52,705 --> 00:24:56,212
Cuz this guy, who used to be my roommate,
is playing in a band on Friday night,
433
00:24:56,446 --> 00:24:59,544
and I figured since you have
to do that kind of thing anyway,
434
00:24:59,544 --> 00:25:02,790
- that maybe you'd uh...
- Can I uh... ask you something?
435
00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:03,491
Yeah.
436
00:25:04,513 --> 00:25:09,671
Well most of the students in the show
have wives and kids and homes and so...
437
00:25:09,671 --> 00:25:11,558
Well you know, they're
not exactly teenagers.
438
00:25:12,142 --> 00:25:16,269
And you have the job so it
doesn't matter. But how old are you?
439
00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:17,217
Really.
440
00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:18,926
Really?
441
00:25:19,302 --> 00:25:20,950
I'm like uh... 32.
442
00:25:21,584 --> 00:25:22,573
Why? How old are you?
443
00:25:23,611 --> 00:25:26,606
- 37.
- You're a kid.
444
00:25:28,057 --> 00:25:29,081
So what do you say?
445
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:32,325
Ok
446
00:25:32,325 --> 00:25:33,953
- Friday?
- All right.
447
00:25:33,953 --> 00:25:37,103
It's at Sullivan�s which is you know,
kind of a dive but,
448
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:40,579
um, Lindsay stabbed um, Hillary there.
I think.
449
00:25:40,579 --> 00:25:44,083
Or no Mary-Kate may uh...
happened... Ashley...
450
00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:46,825
- I don't know. It's kind of cool.
- It sounds lovely.
451
00:25:46,825 --> 00:25:48,885
Sullivan�s.
Yeah it's just above the palace.
452
00:25:48,885 --> 00:25:50,480
Oh yeah....
453
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,115
Oh yeah, you know where that is.
454
00:25:53,115 --> 00:25:54,402
But I can pick you up.
455
00:25:55,149 --> 00:25:56,844
- Great!
- Yeah? OK.
456
00:25:57,157 --> 00:25:57,870
At around 9:00?
457
00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:59,105
- All right.
- OK.
458
00:25:59,345 --> 00:26:00,411
Look where you're go!
459
00:26:01,006 --> 00:26:02,748
- Sorry.
- That's all right. I...
460
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,413
Oh my God, how much do we love this?
461
00:26:05,413 --> 00:26:06,768
-Take it to my trailer.
- Thank you.
462
00:26:06,768 --> 00:26:07,596
I'll see ya!
463
00:26:08,482 --> 00:26:12,081
All right, so he's a little younger.
It would be fine if I was a man.
464
00:26:12,399 --> 00:26:16,826
Why can't you copy the smart things
men do and not the idiot things?
465
00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:18,037
Izz!?
466
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,807
What did I tell you
about jumping on beds?
467
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:29,863
- Only in hotels and Daddy's house.
-That's right. So...
468
00:26:30,231 --> 00:26:31,167
Tell be about school.
469
00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:33,265
Well me and Melanie had this idea today,
470
00:26:33,265 --> 00:26:36,737
that we'd ask Page to talk to Colin
since he's Dylan's best friend.
471
00:26:36,737 --> 00:26:39,355
And Colin would tell Dylan that I
like him and see what he says.
472
00:26:39,355 --> 00:26:40,936
No no no!
Don't let him know that you like him.
473
00:26:41,196 --> 00:26:43,145
Act like you don't know he's alive.
474
00:26:43,866 --> 00:26:48,299
Look busy all the time. You have to
behave like you couldn't care less.
475
00:26:51,824 --> 00:26:52,524
Hello?
476
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,451
Are you happy with
you're long distance service?
477
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,827
I'm learning allot about playing it cool.
478
00:27:19,612 --> 00:27:21,265
- What do you think?
- I like it.
479
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:23,003
But look what happens when I do this.
480
00:27:24,562 --> 00:27:25,824
Then do not do that.
481
00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:31,912
- Oh, wow. A kid.
- Yes I am.
482
00:27:32,671 --> 00:27:33,818
You guys pretty cool right?
483
00:27:34,804 --> 00:27:36,167
Can I get you a beverage?
484
00:27:36,773 --> 00:27:37,478
Thank you.
485
00:27:38,817 --> 00:27:42,140
- Hey!
- That was a present. From Drew Carey.
486
00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:43,932
Oh, that's very thoughtful.
487
00:27:47,550 --> 00:27:49,361
Ugh! yecka.
488
00:27:53,246 --> 00:27:56,207
Hey Zoloft.
Your Mom and I take the same medication.
489
00:27:56,484 --> 00:27:59,092
Sounds like a firm
basis for a relationship.
490
00:27:59,756 --> 00:28:02,463
I was in the middle of playing
"Apes Escape" if you'd care to join me.
491
00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:04,584
Hey do you know the secret
to get to the next level?
492
00:28:05,348 --> 00:28:06,303
There's a secret?
493
00:28:07,064 --> 00:28:07,967
Can you show me?
494
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,732
Oh all right.
495
00:28:23,928 --> 00:28:29,468
Izzie please! Shut those apes off.
I can't stand that stupid music.
496
00:28:29,468 --> 00:28:31,442
Ma, I've reached new heights!
497
00:28:31,938 --> 00:28:32,638
Wow!
498
00:28:34,933 --> 00:28:35,633
Shit.
499
00:28:36,692 --> 00:28:37,562
Thanks.
500
00:28:51,046 --> 00:28:51,963
You look cold.
501
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:55,060
- Oh no, well be in side in just a....
- Here.
502
00:28:55,382 --> 00:28:56,082
OK.
503
00:28:58,179 --> 00:28:59,423
Can I see some ID?
504
00:29:14,197 --> 00:29:15,180
Excuse me.
505
00:29:19,526 --> 00:29:22,267
- Oh, you'll be the oldest one in there.
- I can deal.
506
00:29:22,267 --> 00:29:24,397
Wouldn't you rather be
at home in a nice hot bath
507
00:29:24,397 --> 00:29:26,579
reading an informative
article on Bolaws?
508
00:29:30,781 --> 00:29:32,886
Fine. You look ridiculous.
509
00:29:36,049 --> 00:29:37,714
They let her in?
510
00:29:38,906 --> 00:29:41,464
Yes my dear all your cloths are vintage.
511
00:29:45,553 --> 00:29:47,689
What is that cute guy dating his Mom?
512
00:29:50,549 --> 00:29:51,960
- You want a drink?
- What?
513
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,443
I'm going to get a beer.
You want something?
514
00:29:53,443 --> 00:29:54,444
Nothing.
515
00:30:01,511 --> 00:30:02,890
You look like you need a drink.
516
00:30:03,590 --> 00:30:04,930
Oh, I do?
517
00:30:06,145 --> 00:30:08,875
Let me guess uh...
Apple martini right?
518
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,784
I'm sorry I can't hear you.
519
00:30:14,002 --> 00:30:14,702
What's up?
520
00:30:22,962 --> 00:30:23,895
Want to dance?
521
00:30:25,134 --> 00:30:26,583
But no one else is.
522
00:30:26,984 --> 00:30:29,825
- Then we'll be the best one.
- I couldn't but don't let me stop you.
523
00:30:32,410 --> 00:30:33,529
My turn to rock it.
524
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,832
You're nuts.
525
00:31:47,832 --> 00:31:50,626
Hey it's Friday night.
I got to bring my "A" game.
526
00:31:55,511 --> 00:31:57,919
Quite a variety of steps you got there.
527
00:31:58,255 --> 00:32:00,981
Well, two of everything I think.
528
00:32:02,343 --> 00:32:03,343
I'm that good.
529
00:32:05,051 --> 00:32:06,678
- Oh I got to play you something.
- Oh Green Gang.
530
00:32:07,732 --> 00:32:08,924
Wrong mood.
531
00:32:09,419 --> 00:32:10,648
Ricky Martin?
532
00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:13,827
What?
That's not mine.
533
00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:19,232
I'm not really 37.
534
00:32:20,049 --> 00:32:22,607
- How old are you?
- 38.
535
00:32:23,062 --> 00:32:25,198
- I'm actually 31.
- OK.
536
00:32:28,474 --> 00:32:30,006
Uh... I need my keys.
537
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,591
I'm all right. I'm good. I got them.
538
00:32:55,768 --> 00:32:57,045
Oh, I need my wallet.
539
00:32:59,994 --> 00:33:01,981
- What are you doing?
- Huh?
540
00:33:02,337 --> 00:33:03,981
Consider this foreplay.
541
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:09,039
- What a turn on.
- Yeah, I thought so.
542
00:33:16,771 --> 00:33:17,873
I'm 40.
543
00:33:19,016 --> 00:33:22,644
- 29.
- What happened to 30?
544
00:33:22,644 --> 00:33:25,091
- What happened to 39?
- You're not even in your 30's.
545
00:33:25,091 --> 00:33:26,138
Well neither are you.
546
00:33:27,064 --> 00:33:30,476
Hey besides, you know that saying
"Never trust anyone over 30."
547
00:33:33,521 --> 00:33:34,563
So you can trust me.
548
00:33:46,895 --> 00:33:49,794
- Hey, you look great!
- Thanks.
549
00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:51,647
You had what done?
What'd you do?
550
00:33:52,179 --> 00:33:52,975
Nothing.
551
00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:54,738
Yeah, right.
552
00:33:59,264 --> 00:34:03,832
Watch this. He gets the money back.
He totally came up with that himself.
553
00:34:03,832 --> 00:34:04,600
And look.
554
00:34:04,844 --> 00:34:06,015
Look at the testing.
555
00:34:06,243 --> 00:34:11,467
Boys ten to twelve 84%.
Girls 92%!
556
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:14,657
We had the same numbers when
Screech was a substitute teacher.
557
00:34:14,990 --> 00:34:17,745
But those were "Oh oh look, it's
that saved by the bell guy" numbers.
558
00:34:17,745 --> 00:34:18,446
-There's my ace.
-These are,
559
00:34:18,446 --> 00:34:21,777
who's the new guy?
Hey, I like him numbers.
560
00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:23,326
The rest of the scripts
are all approved.
561
00:34:23,326 --> 00:34:25,230
Why do you want to start
writing 3 new ones?
562
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:28,204
Because this guys funny.
He's physical. He can act.
563
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:29,701
Girls will love him.
564
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:32,646
Oh at least one does.
565
00:34:33,359 --> 00:34:34,889
I don't need the extra work.
566
00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:38,573
I believe this kid can spin off for you.
567
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,539
Ok, we drop one point it's your ass.
568
00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:43,814
We won't.
I promise.
569
00:34:43,814 --> 00:34:45,473
(Group)
Fight! Fight! Fight!
570
00:34:47,988 --> 00:34:48,988
(Group) Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Hey!
571
00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:52,315
Hey! Cut it out!
Who told you to hit girls.
572
00:34:52,315 --> 00:34:54,456
- She started it.
- I can take him.
573
00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:56,966
What was that about?
574
00:34:56,966 --> 00:35:01,423
He said your Mother's show only got a
6.3 rating. And it's down the toilet.
575
00:35:02,787 --> 00:35:07,828
Hey Noah, I heard Brad Pit's
firing your dad's law firm.
576
00:35:10,826 --> 00:35:13,333
These guys are special
so they go on display.
577
00:35:14,348 --> 00:35:15,556
And these go to "Good Will".
578
00:35:15,556 --> 00:35:17,270
- Oh, no.
- What's wrong?
579
00:35:17,270 --> 00:35:19,943
They're all naked and
skinny and lying in a pile.
580
00:35:19,943 --> 00:35:22,518
It looks like a concentration
camp. We have to dress them.
581
00:35:22,518 --> 00:35:25,174
- Ma...
- Please. It's depressing.
582
00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:29,214
What happened at the movies?
583
00:35:30,147 --> 00:35:31,764
Did Dylan put his arm around you?
584
00:35:32,561 --> 00:35:33,365
No
585
00:35:33,693 --> 00:35:37,527
Did you both put your arms
on the arm rest together?
586
00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:42,396
Well, first his arm went on it.
And then I put my arm on it.
587
00:35:42,396 --> 00:35:45,018
But then he took his off
and sat like this.
588
00:35:45,389 --> 00:35:46,995
He's not ready for girls yet.
589
00:35:46,995 --> 00:35:49,064
He had a girlfriend last year.
590
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,417
Then he has no taste.
591
00:35:51,104 --> 00:35:52,293
Ma I love him.
592
00:35:52,293 --> 00:35:54,514
Ok, I'm sorry.
593
00:35:54,970 --> 00:35:57,282
Izz are you sure you're
done with these guys?
594
00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:58,112
Yeah.
595
00:35:58,112 --> 00:35:59,259
It's just so sad.
596
00:35:59,259 --> 00:36:02,404
It's like when you finish a
season and the actors all go away.
597
00:36:03,974 --> 00:36:05,185
Want to play one last game?
598
00:36:05,185 --> 00:36:07,167
Ma I'm too old for Barbies.
599
00:36:07,488 --> 00:36:08,746
Yeah, but I'm not.
600
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,335
Ok, who should be in love with who?
601
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,195
Let's see.
602
00:36:16,398 --> 00:36:18,006
- You're enabling.
- What?
603
00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:20,470
Wardrobe for the new scenes with Adam.
604
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:23,511
I am not enabling.
This is rewriting. This is nice.
605
00:36:23,511 --> 00:36:24,212
Thank you.
606
00:36:24,212 --> 00:36:27,152
Putz, noun, a yokel a jerk.
607
00:36:27,152 --> 00:36:29,303
Our Rabbi consultant
said it means a penis.
608
00:36:29,303 --> 00:36:30,668
We're allowed to say penis.
609
00:36:30,668 --> 00:36:35,124
Yes you can say penis
but this is the bad penis. Like prick.
610
00:36:35,124 --> 00:36:38,083
And what exactly is the good penis?
611
00:36:38,585 --> 00:36:39,421
Check it out.
612
00:36:45,273 --> 00:36:47,067
Why don't I just say "He's so gay"?
613
00:36:47,067 --> 00:36:49,453
That's kind of derogatory.
614
00:36:49,453 --> 00:36:50,530
But everyone says it.
615
00:36:51,393 --> 00:36:55,072
- Ok everybody, that's lunch.
- Hey hey, drop off your phones.
616
00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,650
No walking away with the props.
617
00:37:00,574 --> 00:37:01,402
I see you.
618
00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:07,679
He is an actor.
619
00:37:12,704 --> 00:37:15,039
Hey, back off Miss Bulimia.
620
00:37:18,546 --> 00:37:19,495
Hey Screech.
621
00:37:20,093 --> 00:37:22,690
You know the buzz is
Brianna wants you out.
622
00:37:22,690 --> 00:37:23,540
Why?
623
00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:24,812
She says you're too bry.
624
00:37:26,108 --> 00:37:26,808
Me?
625
00:37:28,653 --> 00:37:29,503
See I get you.
626
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:31,934
But Brianna, she doesn't like anyone
627
00:37:31,934 --> 00:37:34,830
unless they make a big old
stink about how gorgeous she is.
628
00:37:35,844 --> 00:37:38,951
Rosie really wishes you'd, you know,
flirt with her.
629
00:37:39,537 --> 00:37:40,526
She hasn't said anything.
630
00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:42,435
Well she can't exactly say
"Go hit on Brianna."
631
00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:45,471
Not after that stupid sexual
harassment class we had today.
632
00:37:55,445 --> 00:37:57,538
Hey man, don't bogart all that doobage.
633
00:37:57,903 --> 00:37:59,232
It's not pot.
634
00:37:59,232 --> 00:38:01,596
- De je ton.
- Je ton!
635
00:38:01,596 --> 00:38:06,186
Oh je do de ton on.
Oh thank heavens for the little girls.
636
00:38:13,414 --> 00:38:16,468
...A white Zinfandel...
Hello.
637
00:38:16,853 --> 00:38:19,317
What is...
Wow how do you get that job?
638
00:38:19,817 --> 00:38:20,806
What's this?
639
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:22,983
The way those two keep running off
640
00:38:22,983 --> 00:38:25,703
the AD's thought it'd be
easier to listen to where they are.
641
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,472
- Sounds like Adam likes Bree.
- This isn't very nice.
642
00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:37,384
I am so sick of reading about Meisha,
and Lindsey, and Katie.
643
00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:39,443
- Yeah.
- Now they're all getting better parts.
644
00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:40,220
Yeah.
645
00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:43,642
Soon the whole yum girl faze is
going to be over. And it kills me.
646
00:38:43,642 --> 00:38:46,120
I mean I was a teenage girl
before any of them.
647
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,065
- Bree,
- I should be playing...
648
00:38:47,065 --> 00:38:48,587
we're jumping ahead
to the beach party scene.
649
00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:50,835
Oh oh, I get to wear my pretty bikini.
650
00:38:55,814 --> 00:38:58,366
Did I ever tell you you have
the body of a 29 year old?
651
00:38:58,366 --> 00:38:59,734
Oh.
Really?
652
00:39:00,634 --> 00:39:02,767
I hope you plan to take advantage of it.
653
00:39:02,767 --> 00:39:03,655
I gotta go.
654
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,569
I can't let you go.
655
00:39:06,171 --> 00:39:07,973
No, but I must.
You have to go. Go.
656
00:39:07,973 --> 00:39:09,229
But I can't do it!
657
00:39:09,652 --> 00:39:10,594
But you have to go.
658
00:39:10,594 --> 00:39:14,579
You have to...
I can't go. But you must! All right.
659
00:39:14,579 --> 00:39:15,963
Your work is bigger than the both of us.
660
00:39:15,963 --> 00:39:18,727
After all the prom episode
isn't going to produce itself.
661
00:39:18,727 --> 00:39:19,683
I gotta go.
662
00:39:19,683 --> 00:39:21,299
- All right.
- We can continue this later.
663
00:39:21,299 --> 00:39:22,715
- OK.
- You're done for today.
664
00:39:22,715 --> 00:39:24,787
Really?
My car's still in the shop.
665
00:39:24,787 --> 00:39:25,687
Take mine.
666
00:39:28,469 --> 00:39:30,093
I'll bring it back before you leave.
667
00:39:31,594 --> 00:39:32,296
OK.
668
00:39:33,644 --> 00:39:34,942
You go girl.
669
00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:41,930
You're suspicious, you're giggle,
you're worried then you're mushy.
670
00:39:41,930 --> 00:39:44,050
What an emotional
roller coaster you're on.
671
00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:45,327
Roller coasters are fun.
672
00:39:45,327 --> 00:39:46,373
For teenagers.
673
00:39:46,373 --> 00:39:48,595
- Exhilarating.
- Until you get nauseous.
674
00:39:51,801 --> 00:39:52,747
Can I help you?
675
00:39:53,995 --> 00:39:57,999
- Just looking at the stage.
- Oh well, it's in use at the moment.
676
00:39:58,369 --> 00:39:59,966
Hum, OK.
677
00:40:04,488 --> 00:40:06,220
Go find out who they are.
678
00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:10,530
If A equals B. And B equals C plus ten.
679
00:40:10,812 --> 00:40:12,414
Then C is to A...
680
00:40:12,414 --> 00:40:14,817
Ok if I had my first writing job on
681
00:40:14,817 --> 00:40:17,914
"Family Matters" in 1986
and he was born in...
682
00:40:19,111 --> 00:40:20,500
Oh by God!
683
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:26,077
1977!? Then Urkel is to him
what David Cassidy is to me.
684
00:40:26,077 --> 00:40:29,716
And the dark myth Madonna is to me,
what the Jewish Madonna is to him.
685
00:40:29,716 --> 00:40:32,612
And if I mention something from
my childhood it would be to him how
686
00:40:32,612 --> 00:40:36,251
I feel about it as before I was born.
Like it's ancient history!
687
00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:40,427
- Ma?
-Huh?
688
00:40:40,427 --> 00:40:42,846
How do you make a
positive number turn negative?
689
00:40:43,682 --> 00:40:47,472
Take away it's Prozac and put it
with a bunch of smaller numbers.
690
00:40:53,082 --> 00:40:54,887
- Ow! Ow!
- Oh.
691
00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:56,719
Stop. stop.
Let me.
692
00:41:00,529 --> 00:41:02,446
- This isn't going to work.
- Yeah I know.
693
00:41:02,446 --> 00:41:05,132
- Let's get in the back seat.
- No I mean this.
694
00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:10,032
You and me.
695
00:41:10,372 --> 00:41:11,639
Wow, what'd I do?
696
00:41:11,639 --> 00:41:14,412
Oh no, nothing...
No you're...
697
00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:17,306
You're wonderful.
698
00:41:18,371 --> 00:41:21,981
- We had fun, Friday?
- Oh yeah. No Friday was great.
699
00:41:22,586 --> 00:41:23,286
Then why?
700
00:41:25,284 --> 00:41:28,945
I... Remember when we had
that talk about you being 29?
701
00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:30,625
I keep thinking about how...
702
00:41:32,055 --> 00:41:34,023
young...
that is.
703
00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:36,734
I'm planning on getting older.
704
00:41:36,734 --> 00:41:39,367
Yeah well,
I'm not planning on getting younger.
705
00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:40,717
That just means dumber.
706
00:41:42,290 --> 00:41:42,990
Come on.
707
00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,091
You just think I'm a dumb kid.
Don't ya.
708
00:41:52,616 --> 00:41:55,397
No.
Of course not.
709
00:41:56,083 --> 00:42:00,179
You're the one who's young.
Young is far superior to old.
710
00:42:00,179 --> 00:42:01,051
In what?
711
00:42:01,294 --> 00:42:02,611
In everything.
712
00:42:03,115 --> 00:42:03,890
Oh yeah?
713
00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:07,398
Who's funnier, Tom
Green or George Carlin?
714
00:42:08,886 --> 00:42:10,873
Well that's a freak example.
715
00:42:11,271 --> 00:42:15,429
You know in our society
young outranks old.
716
00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:19,030
Tall outranks short.
Cute outranks smart.
717
00:42:20,303 --> 00:42:21,384
I just...
718
00:42:22,355 --> 00:42:24,203
If we got involved...
719
00:42:25,686 --> 00:42:28,057
someone's going to get hurt.
And...
720
00:42:29,509 --> 00:42:31,976
Because I'm older...
721
00:42:32,989 --> 00:42:35,023
I have to be the responsible one.
722
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:44,918
But we could still be friends.
723
00:42:50,015 --> 00:42:54,129
- We can still be friends can't we?
- Yeah you know I was there for you.
724
00:42:56,995 --> 00:42:59,232
Matthew Perry has no sense of humor.
725
00:42:59,232 --> 00:43:00,173
Ok, this one.
726
00:43:07,282 --> 00:43:07,982
Hello
727
00:43:10,148 --> 00:43:12,124
No it's much slower.
728
00:43:20,169 --> 00:43:22,220
You are so grounded.
729
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:24,956
Hello!
I'm home!
730
00:43:27,775 --> 00:43:28,861
What are you guys up to?
731
00:43:28,861 --> 00:43:29,635
Nothing.
732
00:43:30,148 --> 00:43:32,292
How come you're home so early?
Where's Adam?
733
00:43:32,585 --> 00:43:34,538
I decided we shouldn't go out anymore.
734
00:43:34,538 --> 00:43:35,825
Why? I like him.
735
00:43:37,173 --> 00:43:38,384
I'm trying to be mature.
736
00:43:38,645 --> 00:43:40,124
That's not really your style.
737
00:43:40,124 --> 00:43:42,110
Yeah, I know.
738
00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:44,251
At what age do you
stop going out on dates?
739
00:43:44,905 --> 00:43:46,186
Don't be an idiot.
740
00:43:46,186 --> 00:43:48,290
What? Old people don't go out on dates.
741
00:43:48,725 --> 00:43:49,924
Good night.
742
00:43:50,638 --> 00:43:51,442
(Together)
Good night.
743
00:43:53,092 --> 00:43:54,903
- Quit it.
- I told her the truth.
744
00:44:01,477 --> 00:44:02,177
Where's Rosie?
745
00:44:02,782 --> 00:44:04,061
She's at the gynecologist.
746
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,128
- When's she going to be back?
- I don't know.
747
00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:08,420
They have to hack
through all the cobwebs.
748
00:44:10,121 --> 00:44:12,977
She told me to pick something
up at the office, but no one's there.
749
00:44:13,211 --> 00:44:13,911
Sure.
750
00:44:13,911 --> 00:44:17,572
That 45 year old would love to lock me
in the office while everyone�s on the set.
751
00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:20,645
And yet you manage to show up every day.
You're so brave.
752
00:44:20,978 --> 00:44:24,064
For you.
Rosie's decided to give you an "R".
753
00:44:24,490 --> 00:44:25,190
What's an "R"?
754
00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:28,126
Its what you get when
you screw the producer.
755
00:44:29,702 --> 00:44:31,705
- She wrote these?
- Yeah.
756
00:44:31,705 --> 00:44:33,161
You got three more episodes.
757
00:44:35,063 --> 00:44:36,264
Since you're going to be around awhile,
758
00:44:36,646 --> 00:44:38,954
why don't you and I, you know,
get some coffee?
759
00:44:41,664 --> 00:44:43,799
So what are you saying
we can't use the "Sparkly Farbs"?
760
00:44:43,799 --> 00:44:44,571
No
761
00:44:45,306 --> 00:44:46,852
They can be prom phones.
762
00:44:47,844 --> 00:44:50,025
- Hey!
- Hi.
763
00:44:50,608 --> 00:44:53,059
Oh, I see you got the new episodes.
764
00:44:53,059 --> 00:44:55,265
Yep, and ah...
765
00:44:55,265 --> 00:44:57,185
- I got some good news for you.
- You do?
766
00:44:57,604 --> 00:45:00,277
I've been doing allot of soul
searching lately and...
767
00:45:02,328 --> 00:45:03,837
I'm gonna give you
another shot with me.
768
00:45:05,985 --> 00:45:08,033
Pretty sly Stallone.
769
00:45:08,033 --> 00:45:09,722
I think you're good for the show.
770
00:45:10,057 --> 00:45:12,042
You think that's what
you think but really
771
00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:14,766
your subconscious is finding
ways to keep you with me.
772
00:45:14,766 --> 00:45:18,769
I'm surprised some ivy league psyche
department hasn't snatched you up.
773
00:45:18,769 --> 00:45:21,616
Art with out love is nothing.
Niche said that.
774
00:45:21,616 --> 00:45:22,317
Oh.
775
00:45:22,592 --> 00:45:24,652
I don't think Niche watch "You Go Girl".
776
00:45:26,251 --> 00:45:27,380
He could have TiVoed it.
777
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:30,419
Could of.
778
00:46:54,967 --> 00:46:56,806
Adam likes you allot.
779
00:46:56,806 --> 00:46:58,626
Yeah, why do you think that?
780
00:46:58,896 --> 00:47:01,187
He make you a music mix.
781
00:47:02,163 --> 00:47:04,341
That's how boys tell
you what's in their heart.
782
00:47:04,557 --> 00:47:06,650
That is so adolescent.
783
00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:08,031
Just listen to it.
784
00:47:27,306 --> 00:47:28,065
Hey
785
00:47:29,328 --> 00:47:31,017
- Uh?
- Where this your car?
786
00:47:31,712 --> 00:47:34,407
Ah it's at another party I'm going to.
787
00:47:36,016 --> 00:47:40,053
You know that, uh, Rosie wanted to cut
your scene but I told her to keep it in.
788
00:47:40,317 --> 00:47:41,017
Thanks.
789
00:47:42,094 --> 00:47:43,502
Hey we're here!
790
00:47:47,729 --> 00:47:50,241
See.
Don't we look alike.
791
00:47:51,304 --> 00:47:53,757
- I don't see it.
- No I can. They look a little alike.
792
00:47:53,757 --> 00:47:55,230
Yeah, you can totally be his nephew.
793
00:47:55,230 --> 00:47:56,686
Nephew?
You mean brother.
794
00:47:56,994 --> 00:47:58,872
- How old are you?
- 30.
795
00:47:58,872 --> 00:48:00,232
Well how old do you think I am?
796
00:48:00,930 --> 00:48:02,100
49?
797
00:48:02,691 --> 00:48:05,003
Yes. But how old do I look.
798
00:48:05,003 --> 00:48:08,693
- Well I'd say...
- Say 32 or he'll never stop.
799
00:48:10,761 --> 00:48:12,928
- 32?
- Thank you.
800
00:48:14,047 --> 00:48:16,486
Moisturizer.
801
00:48:23,127 --> 00:48:27,003
No!
This stuff is impossible to clean up.
802
00:48:27,003 --> 00:48:29,092
Izzie what did I say
about jumping on beds.
803
00:48:30,972 --> 00:48:32,181
Please don't Ma.
804
00:48:32,181 --> 00:48:35,495
It took us all this time to talk Dylan
into playing truth or dare
805
00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:38,138
and then he started showing off.
And I was afraid you'd stop him.
806
00:48:38,138 --> 00:48:39,773
He was doing this to make you laugh?
807
00:48:39,773 --> 00:48:41,926
- I think.
- Pretty good yes?
808
00:48:41,926 --> 00:48:44,015
- Is Brianna Minx here?
- Not yet.
809
00:48:44,015 --> 00:48:45,274
But she's coming?
810
00:48:45,274 --> 00:48:47,108
- Uh, probably.
- Come on.
811
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:51,223
Men.
812
00:48:53,538 --> 00:48:57,506
Hey, don't go away.
And all new "You Go Girl" is up next.
813
00:49:03,653 --> 00:49:05,662
Quite everybody,
here come my big scene.
814
00:49:05,662 --> 00:49:08,284
Mr. Heart, can I have a bathroom pass?
815
00:49:12,810 --> 00:49:14,720
Wow, who found that skateboard?
816
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,659
Yeah yeah yeah,
props to props.
817
00:49:17,192 --> 00:49:17,896
Good job.
818
00:49:19,177 --> 00:49:20,068
Here's to you.
819
00:49:37,201 --> 00:49:38,837
- Nathan.
- Huh?
820
00:49:39,130 --> 00:49:40,100
Put it down.
821
00:49:41,373 --> 00:49:43,907
Fine.
I bought it.
822
00:49:44,299 --> 00:49:45,192
You didn't buy it.
823
00:50:47,569 --> 00:50:48,419
See you later Adam.
824
00:50:48,419 --> 00:50:50,434
Hey take it easy Terry.
Good job tonight.
825
00:50:51,498 --> 00:50:52,658
Ready to leaving?
826
00:50:53,045 --> 00:50:54,853
- Uh, are you?
- Sure.
827
00:50:55,817 --> 00:50:56,817
See you later.
828
00:50:57,980 --> 00:50:59,645
Well I was giving you a ride home.
829
00:50:59,645 --> 00:51:02,218
Oh that's alright I already have on.
Excuse me just for a second.
830
00:51:05,148 --> 00:51:05,993
Leg rubber.
831
00:51:07,935 --> 00:51:09,422
The cloths on the show look great.
832
00:51:09,422 --> 00:51:10,547
What are you working on at the moment?
833
00:51:11,032 --> 00:51:14,459
Well, I'm writing that
reality show called "Assisted Living".
834
00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:16,458
Takes place in an old age home.
835
00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:18,978
How can it be real if you're write it?
836
00:51:19,296 --> 00:51:20,209
Isn't she cute.
837
00:51:21,563 --> 00:51:23,417
- Cracking show.
- Good night.
838
00:51:24,594 --> 00:51:25,294
Thanks Rosie.
839
00:51:25,294 --> 00:51:27,114
- Thanks to come.
- Good night.
840
00:51:27,327 --> 00:51:29,124
Bree, excellent episode.
841
00:51:30,097 --> 00:51:31,728
- I'm concerned?
- Why?
842
00:51:31,728 --> 00:51:35,162
I think Adam's broad humor
cheapens your wonderful writing.
843
00:51:36,620 --> 00:51:37,320
Thinks about it.
844
00:51:38,735 --> 00:51:41,277
Good night.
Nice meeting you uh...
845
00:51:41,858 --> 00:51:43,724
- bat boy.
- Joey.
846
00:51:44,725 --> 00:51:48,716
- Now take this off.
- No I feel naked.
847
00:51:48,716 --> 00:51:50,799
Show some skin.
He's just in there.
848
00:51:50,799 --> 00:51:53,880
- My bra straps are showing.
- Don't show 'em to me show them to him.
849
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:54,581
Good luck.
850
00:51:58,814 --> 00:51:59,576
Here Ma.
851
00:52:01,437 --> 00:52:02,665
I have receipts.
852
00:52:08,184 --> 00:52:10,420
- Is Jeannie gone?
- Everyone's gone.
853
00:52:12,094 --> 00:52:13,887
You know what's so cool.
I talked to my grandmother,
854
00:52:13,887 --> 00:52:16,577
she invited over all of her neighbors,
she's like the fit of the condo.
855
00:52:19,477 --> 00:52:20,580
You want something to drink?
856
00:52:21,407 --> 00:52:22,107
Beer.
857
00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:29,652
It's weird you know,
it's like one minute you're watching
858
00:52:29,652 --> 00:52:31,980
Jarred lose weight eating subways
859
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,993
and then it's you.
I don't know.
860
00:52:34,993 --> 00:52:36,890
Yeah.
Pretty heavy stuff.
861
00:52:43,849 --> 00:52:46,707
- I don't want to wake up Izzie.
- She's not here. She's with her father.
862
00:52:48,011 --> 00:52:48,992
When's she coming back?
863
00:52:50,049 --> 00:52:50,981
Sunday.
864
00:52:51,709 --> 00:52:52,920
So we're all alone then?
865
00:52:53,943 --> 00:52:54,643
Yep.
866
00:52:56,922 --> 00:52:58,046
Just you and me.
867
00:53:01,132 --> 00:53:03,466
Mrs. Robinson you're
trying to seduce to me.
868
00:53:03,971 --> 00:53:05,766
You would like me to seduce you?
869
00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:06,636
Yes!
870
00:53:24,128 --> 00:53:25,425
I've missed you.
871
00:53:26,184 --> 00:53:27,414
I've missed you too.
872
00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:39,652
You are so dead.
873
00:54:09,964 --> 00:54:12,933
Nice. Lovely. Frame.
Get up get up get up.
874
00:54:13,464 --> 00:54:15,559
Oh yes, yes.
Uh.
875
00:54:22,709 --> 00:54:24,565
Yes! Yes! Yes!
876
00:54:24,967 --> 00:54:26,911
(Phone rings)
Don't answer that.
877
00:54:26,911 --> 00:54:27,776
That's my Mom.
878
00:54:28,328 --> 00:54:29,695
I'm sorry
Hey Mom.
879
00:54:29,695 --> 00:54:31,803
- Guess what your father did?
- Yeah, look can I call you back?
880
00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:06,609
Oh shit, I left my condoms in the car.
881
00:55:06,828 --> 00:55:07,624
Wait here.
882
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:15,886
You know, one day frat boy here is going
to want to get somebody pregnant.
883
00:55:16,408 --> 00:55:17,108
So?
884
00:55:17,108 --> 00:55:18,862
So by the time he's ready
885
00:55:19,217 --> 00:55:22,203
you're going to be as brittle
as those rice cakes you live on.
886
00:55:22,203 --> 00:55:24,414
There's more to love than having babies.
887
00:55:24,414 --> 00:55:27,685
- He's just using you.
- That is so wrong.
888
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,026
He already has the job.
889
00:55:30,026 --> 00:55:31,747
Let me in, I forgot my keys.
890
00:55:32,875 --> 00:55:35,189
You'd loose your head
if it wasn't attached.
891
00:55:51,374 --> 00:55:53,029
Give this to Adam would you?
892
00:55:53,340 --> 00:55:54,040
That's this?
893
00:55:54,272 --> 00:55:56,155
We collected his real phone by accident.
894
00:55:57,154 --> 00:55:58,462
- Tell him I'm sorry.
- Ok, sure.
895
00:56:21,665 --> 00:56:23,776
Well we got a 7.2 rating.
896
00:56:23,776 --> 00:56:25,888
Yeah but "David Spade"
got twice as much.
897
00:56:26,181 --> 00:56:28,599
Yes.
But you have to look at the lead in.
898
00:56:28,599 --> 00:56:31,394
See, even though
their numbers look higher
899
00:56:31,394 --> 00:56:33,730
we went up from "Candy Strippers".
So...
900
00:56:34,801 --> 00:56:36,360
You understand how TV works now?
901
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,567
Yeah yeah yeah.
Everyone loves "David Spade".
902
00:56:39,141 --> 00:56:43,167
Would you forget about "David Spade"?
Anyway we went up 2 points.
903
00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:45,336
They have to be happy about that.
904
00:56:45,922 --> 00:56:47,368
What do you love most about me?
905
00:56:49,418 --> 00:56:50,847
Who said I love you?
906
00:56:51,149 --> 00:56:52,118
Oh come on.
907
00:56:53,730 --> 00:56:55,036
I'm not saying that.
908
00:56:55,036 --> 00:56:55,825
First.
909
00:56:56,819 --> 00:56:58,958
- What if we tell...
- Oh by God.
910
00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:00,433
Weren't you on "You Go Girl" this week?
911
00:57:00,433 --> 00:57:01,878
You were so funny.
912
00:57:02,938 --> 00:57:06,193
Oh that scene where they
teach you to dance was so funny.
913
00:57:06,193 --> 00:57:06,894
Thank you.
914
00:57:07,237 --> 00:57:08,931
I mean,
I don't usually watch "You Go Girl".
915
00:57:08,931 --> 00:57:11,495
- It's gone so down hill.
- Oh I don't know about that.
916
00:57:11,813 --> 00:57:14,393
But that episode,
was the best in months.
917
00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:15,753
Is that the check?
918
00:57:16,116 --> 00:57:17,176
I can give this you?
919
00:57:17,733 --> 00:57:18,433
Yeah, sure.
920
00:57:20,162 --> 00:57:21,496
She was great.
921
00:57:22,757 --> 00:57:25,535
Did you know Marty Green?
He's president of comedy development.
922
00:57:25,535 --> 00:57:26,289
Yeah I know him.
923
00:57:26,289 --> 00:57:28,604
He wants me to go with him
to the network on Friday.
924
00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:30,424
A new show or...
925
00:57:30,424 --> 00:57:31,178
I don't now.
926
00:57:32,567 --> 00:57:34,665
It was so great meeting you.
927
00:57:34,957 --> 00:57:38,565
I hope you don't think this is too pushy
but I'd love to give you my head shot.
928
00:57:39,687 --> 00:57:41,148
Uh, also I have a reel.
929
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:44,930
And I'm studying the Misner method
with Jeff Goldblum.
930
00:57:46,189 --> 00:57:48,347
Maybe if you can give it
to the "You Go Girl" people.
931
00:57:51,132 --> 00:57:53,129
Well I put my number there.
Look.
932
00:57:54,062 --> 00:57:54,762
Thanks.
933
00:57:57,945 --> 00:58:01,548
He's had a little taste of fame and now
it's time to see what it can get him.
934
00:58:02,286 --> 00:58:03,755
He's not interested.
935
00:58:04,826 --> 00:58:06,583
Let me show you something.
936
00:58:09,144 --> 00:58:12,145
Notice the large hip to waist ratio.
937
00:58:12,145 --> 00:58:13,295
That's not his type.
938
00:58:13,295 --> 00:58:16,617
Fertility is everyone's type
whether they realize it or not.
939
00:58:16,617 --> 00:58:19,792
This butt is screaming estrogen.
940
00:58:20,104 --> 00:58:22,764
Not to mention her odor
and excess body hair.
941
00:58:23,045 --> 00:58:26,486
Now she can starve it, she can wax it,
she can deodorize it,
942
00:58:26,486 --> 00:58:28,637
but he will pick up the signals.
943
00:58:28,637 --> 00:58:32,459
Signals your body isn't sending.
No matter how well you preserve it.
944
00:58:32,459 --> 00:58:34,787
That's how it is for animals, not us.
945
00:58:35,820 --> 00:58:37,090
You're hopeless!
946
00:58:37,583 --> 00:58:38,800
Are these any good?
947
00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:41,451
Well the coffee came really fast.
948
00:58:45,235 --> 00:58:47,560
If you send $140.00
949
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:50,433
how much is the flower per pound.
I don't know.
950
00:58:50,681 --> 00:58:52,177
You didn't even try.
951
00:58:52,177 --> 00:58:54,963
I mean, even if I get it right
Mr. Skinner says
952
00:58:54,963 --> 00:58:57,953
that I didn't figure it out
the right way. I hate math.
953
00:58:57,953 --> 00:58:59,785
If you eat 3 cookies
954
00:58:59,785 --> 00:59:03,957
and 50 calorie plum
and you had 140 calories
955
00:59:04,267 --> 00:59:05,905
- how many in one cookie?
- 30.
956
00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:07,068
Right.
957
00:59:07,725 --> 00:59:09,274
So why do they make it so hard?
958
00:59:10,338 --> 00:59:12,803
Did Adam call?
Because I think that he's coming over.
959
00:59:12,803 --> 00:59:13,804
(Phone ringing)
960
00:59:13,804 --> 00:59:15,132
Ma, your purse is ringing.
961
00:59:17,575 --> 00:59:18,884
Oh that's Adam's phone.
962
00:59:19,190 --> 00:59:20,940
Hotshemama!
963
00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:22,781
Is that the new "You Go Girl" poster?
964
00:59:25,142 --> 00:59:29,016
No, that's Brianna
in a bedroom with someone.
965
00:59:29,717 --> 00:59:32,361
Well I'm not going to help you pack,
so don't go there.
966
00:59:32,608 --> 00:59:34,239
Someone just sent it to him.
967
00:59:34,239 --> 00:59:37,176
If this was sent to the phone
wouldn't it be in a...
968
00:59:37,554 --> 00:59:41,130
message place? I mean, how did it get
to be there when you turn it on?
969
00:59:41,130 --> 00:59:43,825
How did TiVo know
that you like "South Park"?
970
00:59:44,062 --> 00:59:46,975
How did they get "Baby's Got Back"
to be a ring tone.
971
00:59:47,315 --> 00:59:49,866
I won't jump to any conclusions.
I'll talk to him about it.
972
00:59:50,180 --> 00:59:51,267
Honey!?
973
00:59:52,078 --> 00:59:54,220
I'm home.
974
00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:55,407
Alone.
975
00:59:57,539 --> 00:59:59,182
Starring Macaulay Culkin
976
00:59:59,182 --> 01:00:01,537
as a boy who was inadvertently left
977
01:00:01,813 --> 01:00:02,556
by himself
978
01:00:03,681 --> 01:00:04,815
at his house
979
01:00:05,418 --> 01:00:08,469
when his parents go on vacat...
What are you making.
980
01:00:11,408 --> 01:00:13,905
My phone.
I've been looking for...
981
01:00:15,157 --> 01:00:16,349
When'd you did this?
982
01:00:19,090 --> 01:00:21,251
You are right he isn't cheating!
983
01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:22,233
How'd you tell?
984
01:00:22,233 --> 01:00:23,762
He's not that good an actor.
985
01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:28,802
Guys!
986
01:00:32,747 --> 01:00:34,544
Guys, can we finish this?
987
01:00:34,544 --> 01:00:35,545
What for?
988
01:00:35,818 --> 01:00:37,557
So we can make the show better.
989
01:00:37,557 --> 01:00:38,965
The writing's on the wall.
990
01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:41,410
Come on, for the shorties.
991
01:00:41,410 --> 01:00:45,987
OK, Trays band is blowing up and Yomena
feels unappreciated and she says...
992
01:00:46,988 --> 01:00:49,448
- Where's Rosencrantz and O'Reilly?
- Mail.
993
01:00:49,709 --> 01:00:51,299
They had a meeting with Marty.
994
01:00:51,299 --> 01:00:53,405
And they were wearing jackets.
995
01:00:54,211 --> 01:00:55,663
A network meeting?
996
01:00:59,799 --> 01:01:00,526
Oh look!
997
01:01:00,828 --> 01:01:03,291
I never got one of those
picture tickets befo...
998
01:01:08,518 --> 01:01:11,071
- It's so great you're doing that.
- Anything for the kids.
999
01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:13,328
Hey have you and Adam
been seeing each other?
1000
01:01:13,851 --> 01:01:14,551
No
1001
01:01:14,785 --> 01:01:15,990
Is this what you're wearing?
1002
01:01:16,266 --> 01:01:17,522
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Great.
1003
01:01:17,522 --> 01:01:20,974
Not even just friendly,
going places, driving around.
1004
01:01:21,181 --> 01:01:21,881
Rosie.
1005
01:01:21,881 --> 01:01:23,186
Hey, she's here.
1006
01:01:23,186 --> 01:01:24,037
You sure?
1007
01:01:24,739 --> 01:01:27,193
I may be a lot of things
but I'm not a liar.
1008
01:01:27,193 --> 01:01:29,628
- Hey thank you so much for doing this.
- Sure.
1009
01:01:32,926 --> 01:01:34,484
- TSA taking one.
- Action.
1010
01:01:34,922 --> 01:01:38,077
I would never ever date a smoker.
1011
01:01:38,758 --> 01:01:40,657
- Cut.
- Great check it.
1012
01:01:44,597 --> 01:01:45,573
Be with you in a minute.
1013
01:01:45,573 --> 01:01:47,625
- Courtney Love?
- Drop out Hag.
1014
01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:48,326
Fay Dunaway?
1015
01:01:48,326 --> 01:01:50,022
- Don't call us we'll call you.
- Sharon Stone?
1016
01:01:50,022 --> 01:01:50,723
Hag.
1017
01:01:50,723 --> 01:01:51,724
- Geena Davis?
- Hag.
1018
01:01:51,724 --> 01:01:53,014
- Sigourney Weaver?
- Hag.
1019
01:01:53,014 --> 01:01:54,107
- Kim Basinger?
- Hag.
1020
01:01:54,107 --> 01:01:55,540
- Emma Thompson?
- Britt hag.
1021
01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:58,376
- Susan Sarandon?
- Richly alienated hag.
1022
01:01:58,376 --> 01:01:59,220
Meg Ryan?
1023
01:01:59,839 --> 01:02:00,978
Too much plastic surgery.
1024
01:02:00,978 --> 01:02:02,019
Melanie Griffith?
1025
01:02:02,019 --> 01:02:03,491
Way too much plastic surgery.
1026
01:02:03,491 --> 01:02:05,772
- Patricia Heaton?
- Pointless plastic surgery.
1027
01:02:06,096 --> 01:02:06,796
Cher.
1028
01:02:07,302 --> 01:02:09,621
Insurmountable amount
of plastic surgery.
1029
01:02:10,248 --> 01:02:14,454
Listen you little bird of a man where
do you come off insulting these women?
1030
01:02:14,454 --> 01:02:17,730
How many good songs did you sing?
How many Oscars do you have?
1031
01:02:17,730 --> 01:02:19,639
Could you look cute
next to Warren Beatty,
1032
01:02:19,639 --> 01:02:21,708
or live with Don Johnson,
or act with Ted Danson?
1033
01:02:21,708 --> 01:02:24,465
You're not worthy of
kissing Cher's tattooed ass.
1034
01:02:24,751 --> 01:02:25,872
He'll see ya now.
1035
01:02:28,655 --> 01:02:29,906
Hey you look great.
1036
01:02:31,670 --> 01:02:32,587
How's Lizzie?
1037
01:02:33,335 --> 01:02:35,782
You're asking me about my kid
something must be wrong.
1038
01:02:36,101 --> 01:02:37,634
OK, I won't BS ya.
1039
01:02:38,358 --> 01:02:41,159
There's fewer and fewer
spots for scripted show.
1040
01:02:41,159 --> 01:02:43,961
They're expensive dinosaurs.
No one cares.
1041
01:02:43,961 --> 01:02:45,357
"Two And A Half Men"?
1042
01:02:45,357 --> 01:02:47,372
Older woman, the least desirable demo.
1043
01:02:47,372 --> 01:02:50,885
If we want the kids we gotta
be cutting edge and off the chain.
1044
01:02:50,885 --> 01:02:52,820
That means music and cloths.
1045
01:02:53,143 --> 01:02:54,856
You keep lowering our budget.
1046
01:02:54,856 --> 01:02:56,942
Face it "You Go Girl" is...
1047
01:02:57,778 --> 01:02:58,692
straight played.
1048
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:01,393
I'd rather tell you now
since we're friends then...
1049
01:03:02,067 --> 01:03:04,582
So you're replacing me
with a reality show.
1050
01:03:05,509 --> 01:03:07,602
Actually we got a sitcom for that slot.
1051
01:03:07,990 --> 01:03:10,402
Two hip young writers,
Rosencrantz and O'Reilly,
1052
01:03:10,402 --> 01:03:13,465
have created a show for
this hip new funny kid uh...
1053
01:03:13,465 --> 01:03:15,814
Oh wait you know him,
Adam Pearl.
1054
01:03:17,109 --> 01:03:18,912
It's called "The Shizzle".
1055
01:03:19,927 --> 01:03:20,825
"The Shizzle"?
1056
01:03:21,323 --> 01:03:25,030
"The Shizzle".
It mean the new cool stuff.
1057
01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:27,372
No, it doesn't,
it means shit!
1058
01:03:27,705 --> 01:03:31,137
I can't say anything and you
can name a show after shit!
1059
01:03:31,467 --> 01:03:32,787
How do you like that?
1060
01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:35,386
Good luck.
I'm sure it'll live up to it's name.
1061
01:03:35,736 --> 01:03:36,877
Thanks for your support.
1062
01:03:42,918 --> 01:03:43,700
Rosie!
1063
01:03:43,928 --> 01:03:46,123
Hey Henry!
1064
01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:48,032
See? You should have been Pinkey.
1065
01:03:48,032 --> 01:03:50,788
Congratulations on your show.
It's really funny.
1066
01:03:50,788 --> 01:03:52,724
- Thank you. We're having a great time.
- My kid loves it too.
1067
01:03:52,724 --> 01:03:54,597
Oh yeah, talking about your kid...
1068
01:03:54,597 --> 01:03:57,884
I think she got hold of your phone book.
I got some crank calls.
1069
01:03:58,107 --> 01:03:59,178
- You know.
- What?
1070
01:03:59,178 --> 01:04:01,231
Yeah and, now listen, I don't mind.
1071
01:04:01,231 --> 01:04:03,494
But if she calls an executive
with no sense of humor.
1072
01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:06,844
Oh my god. I am so sorry.
No no no no it won't happen again.
1073
01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:09,609
Believe me I understand. My kids still
do it and their in their 20's.
1074
01:04:09,851 --> 01:04:11,260
- I'm glad to see ya.
- You too.
1075
01:04:12,033 --> 01:04:13,599
- You look great.
- Thanks.
1076
01:04:16,699 --> 01:04:18,934
(Both) - I'm sorry.
- I can't believe you did such a thing.
1077
01:04:19,398 --> 01:04:20,554
What were you thinking?
1078
01:04:21,009 --> 01:04:21,709
Nothing.
1079
01:04:21,709 --> 01:04:24,669
Was it just Henry Winkler?
Who else did you call?
1080
01:04:24,669 --> 01:04:25,999
- Jerry Stiller.
- No one.
1081
01:04:26,790 --> 01:04:27,779
Who else?
1082
01:04:28,007 --> 01:04:32,957
Andy Dick, Justine Bateman,
Kirstie Alley, Heather Graham.
1083
01:04:32,957 --> 01:04:34,446
David Hyde Pierce
1084
01:04:35,944 --> 01:04:37,232
- Johnny Knoxville
- Right.
1085
01:04:37,232 --> 01:04:39,433
Mel, I think you should go home now.
1086
01:04:39,765 --> 01:04:40,465
I'm sorry.
1087
01:04:44,809 --> 01:04:47,450
This makes me look like such an idiot.
1088
01:04:48,108 --> 01:04:49,662
If you have someone�s home number
1089
01:04:49,662 --> 01:04:52,764
it's because they trust you
to protect their privacy.
1090
01:04:53,351 --> 01:04:55,505
Now I look totally unprofessional.
1091
01:04:55,505 --> 01:04:56,261
I'm sorry.
1092
01:04:56,558 --> 01:04:57,701
What am I going to do with you?
1093
01:04:58,405 --> 01:04:59,862
You could punish to me.
1094
01:04:59,862 --> 01:05:02,808
Like I could write an
apology to everyone I called
1095
01:05:02,808 --> 01:05:04,484
and not use the phone for a week.
1096
01:05:06,241 --> 01:05:07,208
A month.
1097
01:05:08,060 --> 01:05:10,530
That's excessive.
Two weeks.
1098
01:05:10,902 --> 01:05:11,624
OK.
1099
01:05:12,424 --> 01:05:16,702
What's going on all of a sudden?
Everyone I take care of is turning on me.
1100
01:05:17,442 --> 01:05:20,431
Mom, you're globalizing.
1101
01:05:52,140 --> 01:05:56,339
(Both) Weird subjects in this night,
forces of love's pure light.
1102
01:05:56,812 --> 01:05:59,143
Why is it so dark in here?
What...
1103
01:05:59,366 --> 01:06:01,199
What are you guys doing?
1104
01:06:01,505 --> 01:06:03,640
- Putting a spell on Dylan.
- We're witches.
1105
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,766
That's so sad.
1106
01:06:05,078 --> 01:06:09,932
Don't worry Ma, we're not Satan
worshiping human sacrificing witches.
1107
01:06:09,932 --> 01:06:12,565
- We're black mini-skirt witches.
- Like in "The Craft".
1108
01:06:12,565 --> 01:06:14,762
It's just lousy that
the only way teenage girls
1109
01:06:14,762 --> 01:06:18,753
can feel in control is
to be anorexic or witches.
1110
01:06:19,849 --> 01:06:21,322
How do you do this anyway?
1111
01:06:21,662 --> 01:06:23,562
If you want to sell in your true love
1112
01:06:23,562 --> 01:06:25,019
you grind coriander seeds
1113
01:06:25,019 --> 01:06:27,789
while you chant to light
candles anointed with love oil.
1114
01:06:28,162 --> 01:06:28,958
Love oil?
1115
01:06:29,688 --> 01:06:31,377
You used canola instead.
1116
01:06:31,377 --> 01:06:32,503
I am hungry.
1117
01:06:32,819 --> 01:06:35,099
Let's get some Coco Crispies
to hold us over.
1118
01:06:35,577 --> 01:06:37,246
You the letters right?
From Zack.
1119
01:06:42,137 --> 01:06:46,340
Come together.
Let this grinding be a tether.
1120
01:06:51,765 --> 01:06:55,020
Were have you been? I've been calling,
e-mailing, text messaging.
1121
01:06:55,020 --> 01:06:57,372
I'm dying to tell you something.
Marty said I should wait.
1122
01:06:57,769 --> 01:06:59,549
- Marty?
- Yeah.
1123
01:07:00,536 --> 01:07:03,939
What, cause he didn't want me
upset until the shows were done?
1124
01:07:04,278 --> 01:07:04,978
I don't know.
1125
01:07:05,336 --> 01:07:06,268
Unbelievable.
1126
01:07:06,268 --> 01:07:07,235
Hey listen...
1127
01:07:09,153 --> 01:07:12,048
Listen, they want me to
do a mid-season pilot.
1128
01:07:12,496 --> 01:07:15,192
Ok, well what's that got to do
with what you have to tell me?
1129
01:07:15,192 --> 01:07:17,116
That's it.
It is what I have to tell you.
1130
01:07:17,452 --> 01:07:18,764
What about Brianna?
1131
01:07:18,764 --> 01:07:19,915
What about her?
1132
01:07:20,201 --> 01:07:23,626
Don't make me look like an idiot.
I know what's going on.
1133
01:07:23,847 --> 01:07:26,281
If you guys are
getting involved don't....
1134
01:07:26,281 --> 01:07:28,933
Don't hang around and pretend
you care about me.
1135
01:07:28,933 --> 01:07:30,506
What?
Where's this coming from?
1136
01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:35,442
This came in mail.
1137
01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:40,596
Well this is craz...
Someone is obviously screwing with you.
1138
01:07:40,596 --> 01:07:41,811
It is what I thought.
1139
01:07:41,811 --> 01:07:44,281
Someone must be screwing with
me by playing with your phone.
1140
01:07:44,281 --> 01:07:46,586
But is the department of motor
vehicles screwing with me?
1141
01:07:46,586 --> 01:07:49,406
And is the sound department
also screwing with me
1142
01:07:49,406 --> 01:07:51,209
when I heard you hitting on Brianna?
1143
01:07:51,209 --> 01:07:53,409
Hitting on Brianna!
Are you smoking crack?
1144
01:07:53,618 --> 01:07:56,180
- You were flirting with her.
- You told me to?
1145
01:07:56,803 --> 01:07:57,982
Why would I do that?
1146
01:07:57,982 --> 01:08:00,781
Because you said that she needs
to think everyone's crazy about her.
1147
01:08:01,047 --> 01:08:01,979
I never said that.
1148
01:08:02,262 --> 01:08:03,076
That's not what I heard.
1149
01:08:03,076 --> 01:08:04,077
I knew this would happen.
1150
01:08:04,077 --> 01:08:05,861
You're a big shot.
You're on TV.
1151
01:08:05,861 --> 01:08:08,180
So you want to get
back at all the females
1152
01:08:08,180 --> 01:08:09,643
that didn't appreciate
you in high school
1153
01:08:09,643 --> 01:08:10,344
- so
- Oh...
1154
01:08:10,344 --> 01:08:13,200
you have to get all the
cute young girls you possibly can.
1155
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,029
I don't want cute young girls!
I want you!
1156
01:08:17,453 --> 01:08:18,839
- You know what I mean.
- All right, get out!
1157
01:08:18,839 --> 01:08:21,690
I am too old for these
high school dramatics.
1158
01:08:21,690 --> 01:08:22,691
You're the one that's acting adolescent.
1159
01:08:22,691 --> 01:08:25,414
- I'm upset not acting adolescent.
- Hey, how you two kids getting along?
1160
01:08:25,414 --> 01:08:28,051
Oh God, please tell me
you're wearing shorts under that.
1161
01:08:28,051 --> 01:08:30,989
Yes. But there just cut really high.
1162
01:08:30,989 --> 01:08:33,771
Dude besides I've got good legs
and a great butt.
1163
01:08:34,408 --> 01:08:36,080
Yeah well,
you know that's what everyone says.
1164
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:39,935
- "There's Nathan, what an ass."
- Uh hey, don't let me interrupt.
1165
01:08:39,935 --> 01:08:41,608
- He was just leaving.
- No I wasn't.
1166
01:08:41,608 --> 01:08:44,424
Get out!
We are done with this discussion!
1167
01:08:44,703 --> 01:08:48,211
You can tell when she's really angry,
her voice gets all high and squeaky.
1168
01:08:48,211 --> 01:08:48,912
Yeah.
1169
01:08:48,912 --> 01:08:50,595
Look I'll admit that
something sketchy's going on.
1170
01:08:50,595 --> 01:08:52,085
And I've never even been
in a car with Brianna.
1171
01:08:52,085 --> 01:08:54,670
But if you don't believe me
we've got serious trust issues.
1172
01:08:54,670 --> 01:08:56,551
Exactly!
I always said that.
1173
01:08:56,906 --> 01:09:00,301
- What has this got to do with you?
- Only everything.
1174
01:09:00,301 --> 01:09:03,847
This is the first guy you've dated in 10
years that I can actually hang out with.
1175
01:09:03,847 --> 01:09:07,341
And I do not want you making the same
mistakes with him that you made with me.
1176
01:09:07,701 --> 01:09:10,434
I am trying to be Bruce Willisy.
1177
01:09:11,618 --> 01:09:13,777
Which is great because
I'm trying to be Ashton.
1178
01:09:14,925 --> 01:09:16,959
Which in turn would make her Deme.
1179
01:09:17,244 --> 01:09:21,249
Yeah or Demi or Dem... no I think Dem...
One which is Dem... I actually it's Dem...
1180
01:09:21,249 --> 01:09:23,765
- Yeah the thing is Demi. Well um...
- Is she nice?
1181
01:09:23,765 --> 01:09:25,807
Yeah she's very nice.
But I think she's a Demi.
1182
01:09:25,807 --> 01:09:29,482
- I don't think she cares if she's a Deme
- What are you two idiots talking about!
1183
01:09:29,482 --> 01:09:32,849
I am not Demi! You are not Ashton!
And you...
1184
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:35,396
are definitely not Bruce Willis!
1185
01:09:35,396 --> 01:09:36,865
- See how high it gets?
- Yeah.
1186
01:09:36,865 --> 01:09:39,694
After my bachelor party
only dogs could hear.
1187
01:09:39,694 --> 01:09:40,557
I believe it.
1188
01:09:40,808 --> 01:09:43,450
Look, this is crazy all right, I'll....
Let's just calm down.
1189
01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:44,596
Get out!
- No!
1190
01:09:44,596 --> 01:09:45,297
Go!
1191
01:09:46,425 --> 01:09:48,011
I'm g...
OK, I'm going to go. But...
1192
01:09:48,011 --> 01:09:49,623
we're not done here.
I'm going to call you.
1193
01:09:50,853 --> 01:09:52,746
- Hey...
- No!
1194
01:09:52,746 --> 01:09:54,363
You were going to throw it anyway.
1195
01:09:54,783 --> 01:09:56,286
- Fine.
- Thank you.
1196
01:09:57,083 --> 01:09:59,154
Izzie!
Let's go honey.
1197
01:09:59,564 --> 01:10:01,780
No boyfriend,
no job.
1198
01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:05,558
Just a lonely spinster with a kid.
You happy now?
1199
01:10:06,512 --> 01:10:08,107
I'm watching, just a minute.
1200
01:10:08,599 --> 01:10:10,071
You know this makes allot of sense,
1201
01:10:10,071 --> 01:10:13,293
Mrs. Robinson is
sophisticated and gorgeous.
1202
01:10:13,712 --> 01:10:16,447
She gives this kid
the best sex of his life,
1203
01:10:16,447 --> 01:10:18,418
asks for nothing in return,
1204
01:10:18,418 --> 01:10:20,858
he, pulls a Soon-Ye, dumps her,
1205
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,219
and she's supposed to be the monster.
1206
01:10:25,570 --> 01:10:28,012
Could you not get crumbs all over?
1207
01:10:29,127 --> 01:10:32,940
Why? It's not as if anybody
sleeps on this side of the bed.
1208
01:10:49,835 --> 01:10:50,665
What's wrong?
1209
01:10:50,665 --> 01:10:53,226
Why does something have to be wrong?
1210
01:10:53,705 --> 01:10:54,574
OK.
1211
01:10:58,410 --> 01:11:00,998
Katy is such a bitch!
1212
01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:04,007
She's standing by the snack
truck and she tells everyone:
1213
01:11:04,007 --> 01:11:05,830
"I think I'll go out with Dylan".
1214
01:11:05,830 --> 01:11:08,976
And she knows I love him
because Colin told her.
1215
01:11:09,275 --> 01:11:11,315
So Melanie says "You
know that Izzie likes him."
1216
01:11:11,315 --> 01:11:12,030
And she goes:
1217
01:11:12,030 --> 01:11:15,454
"Yeah, well just because Izzie likes
him doesn't make them a couple."
1218
01:11:15,819 --> 01:11:17,077
Can you believe her?
1219
01:11:17,077 --> 01:11:20,726
She doesn't even like him.
She's just jocking me.
1220
01:11:20,970 --> 01:11:22,062
What's jocking?
1221
01:11:22,423 --> 01:11:25,295
Copying, and don't put it in your show.
1222
01:11:25,529 --> 01:11:27,397
Did you tell Katy how you feel?
1223
01:11:27,808 --> 01:11:28,508
No.
1224
01:11:30,012 --> 01:11:31,549
Can I change my name to Drew?
1225
01:11:32,123 --> 01:11:33,647
What's wrong with Izzie?
1226
01:11:33,886 --> 01:11:36,480
Nothing.
Could you just call me Drew from now on?
1227
01:11:42,621 --> 01:11:45,478
I hate this place.
Why do I have to try on pants?
1228
01:11:45,478 --> 01:11:48,048
You can't keep wearing
the same ratty jeans everyday.
1229
01:11:48,048 --> 01:11:49,173
Why don't we just buy them?
1230
01:11:49,173 --> 01:11:52,731
I don't feel like driving back and forth
1000 times exchanging them.
1231
01:11:55,628 --> 01:11:57,303
I look like a cow.
1232
01:11:57,303 --> 01:11:58,791
Does the waist fit?
1233
01:11:59,601 --> 01:12:03,025
- Their humongous.
- I just need to see the waist size.
1234
01:12:03,025 --> 01:12:04,264
They don't fit.
1235
01:12:09,747 --> 01:12:11,542
- Their too small for me.
- They look good.
1236
01:12:11,954 --> 01:12:13,641
- They won't close.
- Oh.
1237
01:12:13,641 --> 01:12:16,267
- Well what's the length?
- There tight Ma, forget it.
1238
01:12:16,687 --> 01:12:17,483
I'm to fat!
1239
01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:20,817
My belly is gigantic!
You wouldn't understand!
1240
01:12:20,817 --> 01:12:23,191
You've got a flat stomach
and you're pretty.
1241
01:12:23,191 --> 01:12:27,811
No honey, no, my face this falling down.
Everything is drying out. I'm...
1242
01:12:28,513 --> 01:12:30,843
I'm hurdling toward Cloris Leachman.
1243
01:12:31,088 --> 01:12:34,256
You're young.
You're like a fresh new peach.
1244
01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:38,035
Izzie you're beautiful.
Don't you get it?
1245
01:12:38,035 --> 01:12:40,993
I'm not beautiful!
I'm not even cute!
1246
01:12:40,993 --> 01:12:42,388
I'm an ugly pig!
1247
01:12:48,150 --> 01:12:49,871
Oooh, waggle string.
1248
01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:51,683
Can I have these?
1249
01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:54,510
Yeah.
1250
01:12:55,402 --> 01:12:56,785
Bet Adam sent them.
1251
01:13:00,522 --> 01:13:03,534
All right, what's the deal?
Why aren't you on the set?
1252
01:13:04,258 --> 01:13:05,418
This is shit.
1253
01:13:05,753 --> 01:13:08,044
Look, you told me you'd get
me the "You Go Girl" writers.
1254
01:13:08,044 --> 01:13:08,982
But you didn't get me Rosie.
1255
01:13:08,982 --> 01:13:11,547
That's a whole extra producer.
I don't need that.
1256
01:13:11,547 --> 01:13:14,968
When I took this job you promised
me the whole "You Go Girl" group.
1257
01:13:15,199 --> 01:13:16,782
You've got those two writers.
1258
01:13:16,782 --> 01:13:18,155
Yeah, but that's not the group.
1259
01:13:18,447 --> 01:13:21,268
That's like giving me the News
minus Huey Lewis.
1260
01:13:21,268 --> 01:13:24,397
Look kid you are blowing
a ginormous chance.
1261
01:13:24,397 --> 01:13:27,709
You going to give up you're big shot
to be loyal to some broad?
1262
01:13:27,709 --> 01:13:29,066
Is that how you want to roll?
1263
01:13:29,066 --> 01:13:32,322
As a matter of fact Sinatra,
that's exactly how I want to roll.
1264
01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:34,807
I'll be back when you get her.
1265
01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:37,401
Hey Dawson,
1266
01:13:37,401 --> 01:13:38,699
let me give you some advice.
1267
01:13:38,699 --> 01:13:41,032
You're going to want to
cut those apron strings.
1268
01:13:41,032 --> 01:13:43,170
Otherwise you're never
going to be a real man.
1269
01:13:43,170 --> 01:13:46,321
I don't need to be a real man.
I'm an actor.
1270
01:13:48,309 --> 01:13:49,219
Ma?!
1271
01:13:51,236 --> 01:13:51,936
Hey,
1272
01:13:52,252 --> 01:13:54,891
don't you want to make
be a high fiber breakfast?
1273
01:13:55,414 --> 01:13:57,554
Like you would ever eat such a thing.
1274
01:13:57,956 --> 01:13:59,690
Just have you're Lucky Charms.
1275
01:14:16,304 --> 01:14:17,083
Hello.
1276
01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:21,779
Hey, that's quite a
Frankenstein you created there.
1277
01:14:21,779 --> 01:14:23,406
What are you talking about?
1278
01:14:23,406 --> 01:14:26,275
That Adam kid.
He doesn't like the scripts. He...
1279
01:14:26,275 --> 01:14:29,344
doesn't take direction. They tell me
he doesn't trust anyone but you.
1280
01:14:30,598 --> 01:14:33,162
So I'm thinking, maybe
you'd like to come down
1281
01:14:33,162 --> 01:14:36,160
and be supervising
producer on "The Shizzle."
1282
01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:39,291
I'm thinking...
maybe not.
1283
01:14:39,681 --> 01:14:41,768
You're thinking maybe not?
1284
01:14:42,094 --> 01:14:43,727
Maybe not?!
1285
01:14:43,727 --> 01:14:45,558
Well I'm thinking shit!
1286
01:14:55,886 --> 01:14:59,432
Strutting bucks walk shoulder
to shoulder sizing each other up.
1287
01:15:00,111 --> 01:15:03,375
While the females wait to attach
themselves to the strongest males.
1288
01:15:03,758 --> 01:15:06,063
Bucks lock antlers in mortal combat.
1289
01:15:07,144 --> 01:15:10,848
Whoever is victorious will impregnate
females of the herd.
1290
01:15:11,529 --> 01:15:14,648
The challenger leaves in humiliation
without sowing his seed.
1291
01:15:14,945 --> 01:15:16,177
So that's how it is.
1292
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,663
Most powerful male gets
most babalicious female.
1293
01:15:19,663 --> 01:15:20,410
That's right.
1294
01:15:21,637 --> 01:15:24,701
Well what if there's a
really cute male antelope
1295
01:15:24,701 --> 01:15:27,420
or a female that shows
signs of leadership?
1296
01:15:27,420 --> 01:15:28,557
- Useless
- Why?
1297
01:15:28,968 --> 01:15:32,014
Look, there's an order
to this mayhem business.
1298
01:15:32,014 --> 01:15:33,821
Why can't we change things?
1299
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:38,134
Haven't you self-centered pet cloning
assholes changed enough?
1300
01:15:38,134 --> 01:15:39,468
It's not natural.
1301
01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:41,289
What's so great about natural?
1302
01:15:41,289 --> 01:15:42,461
- What?
- Think about it.
1303
01:15:42,916 --> 01:15:43,977
Tobacco's natural.
1304
01:15:43,977 --> 01:15:46,377
Prozac's unnatural.
Earthquakes are natural.
1305
01:15:46,377 --> 01:15:47,709
Television's unnatural.
1306
01:15:48,264 --> 01:15:49,676
Natural sucks.
1307
01:15:50,841 --> 01:15:52,747
She can't seem to stay on task.
1308
01:15:52,747 --> 01:15:56,599
Her homework is tardy.
Her language is crude.
1309
01:15:56,599 --> 01:16:00,105
Also, there's far too much
socializing with her neighbors.
1310
01:16:00,105 --> 01:16:02,688
Now, I know you're a working woman.
1311
01:16:02,936 --> 01:16:06,857
But I was hoping for
a little more discipline at home.
1312
01:16:06,857 --> 01:16:07,825
Well the thing is...
1313
01:16:08,551 --> 01:16:10,060
Izzie just got her period.
1314
01:16:10,060 --> 01:16:13,785
And she's had really
extreme mood swings.
1315
01:16:13,785 --> 01:16:15,989
Believe me I'm well aware of puberty.
1316
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:20,255
Well,
did you know that a girls test scores
1317
01:16:20,255 --> 01:16:23,239
can very up to 20 points at
different times in her cycle.
1318
01:16:23,239 --> 01:16:26,572
And not to mention the fact
that even female teachers
1319
01:16:26,572 --> 01:16:29,203
start giving lower grades
to girls as they develop.
1320
01:16:29,203 --> 01:16:32,278
That's preposterous!
Why would teachers do such a thing?
1321
01:16:32,278 --> 01:16:33,683
You tell me.
I mean... Well...
1322
01:16:33,993 --> 01:16:36,602
Why did she get this and this and this
1323
01:16:36,602 --> 01:16:39,368
and these three questions
wrong when the answers are right?
1324
01:16:41,368 --> 01:16:43,759
Because she didn't
show her work correctly.
1325
01:16:44,078 --> 01:16:45,312
But she got it right.
1326
01:16:45,312 --> 01:16:49,410
The standardized tests require
her to get to the answer a certain way.
1327
01:16:49,410 --> 01:16:51,500
But her mind works a different way.
1328
01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:57,543
Well my job is to get the students
to do well on the standardized tests.
1329
01:16:57,543 --> 01:17:01,695
Wouldn't it be better to encourage girls
to feel good about math and science
1330
01:17:01,695 --> 01:17:04,545
instead of tricking them into
thinking they are stupid?
1331
01:17:04,909 --> 01:17:05,675
I've got an idea,
1332
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,125
why don't you teach her
to stop the potty mouth
1333
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:10,746
and let me teach her to
take the standardized tests?
1334
01:17:10,746 --> 01:17:11,876
I've got a better idea.
1335
01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:16,030
Why don't you take the standardized
tests and shove it up your ass.
1336
01:17:17,606 --> 01:17:20,247
Well at least I see where
the language comes from.
1337
01:17:21,053 --> 01:17:21,800
Honey.
1338
01:17:23,176 --> 01:17:25,069
You're the best Mom ever.
1339
01:17:26,991 --> 01:17:27,940
Let's get out of here.
1340
01:17:29,558 --> 01:17:33,592
Young girl, wants to be a big name.
1341
01:17:34,021 --> 01:17:38,348
In movies they must all be the same.
1342
01:17:38,754 --> 01:17:43,333
She won't need to sing or to act.
1343
01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:47,711
Just loose all of her body fat.
1344
01:17:48,047 --> 01:17:49,855
And isn't it moronic.
1345
01:17:50,745 --> 01:17:51,786
Don't you think?
1346
01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:54,448
It's insane!
1347
01:17:54,448 --> 01:17:58,990
Izz, when ever you sing that part
in the car you really belt it out.
1348
01:17:58,990 --> 01:18:01,887
Oh yeah, that's the screaming part
but I decided to sing it regular.
1349
01:18:01,887 --> 01:18:02,708
How come?
1350
01:18:03,032 --> 01:18:06,502
Because everyone will be at the show,
Dylan will be there.
1351
01:18:07,074 --> 01:18:07,774
So?
1352
01:18:07,774 --> 01:18:10,350
Sometimes I hit the not
really good you know and...
1353
01:18:10,758 --> 01:18:12,388
But sometimes I don't and I just...
1354
01:18:12,630 --> 01:18:14,133
I don't want to take chances.
1355
01:18:14,566 --> 01:18:16,501
It doesn't matter if you
hit the note or not.
1356
01:18:17,194 --> 01:18:19,151
As long as you just go for it.
1357
01:18:19,513 --> 01:18:21,333
Dive in!
Balls out!
1358
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,611
As long as you give it all you've got.
1359
01:18:23,611 --> 01:18:25,590
No ones going to care if it's on the...
1360
01:18:26,530 --> 01:18:28,773
Da the uh...
The thing.
1361
01:18:29,033 --> 01:18:30,681
- Key?
- Yeah.
1362
01:18:31,423 --> 01:18:32,947
And don't try to be safe.
1363
01:18:33,456 --> 01:18:36,646
It's insane.
1364
01:18:36,646 --> 01:18:38,782
That they lose so much weight.
1365
01:18:38,782 --> 01:18:44,016
It's young and cold,
but no food on her plate.
1366
01:18:44,016 --> 01:18:46,660
It's a common thing
1367
01:18:46,660 --> 01:18:49,201
barfing up a cake.
1368
01:18:49,201 --> 01:18:51,538
They think they're all two
1369
01:18:51,759 --> 01:18:54,538
stick figures.
1370
01:18:54,538 --> 01:18:55,834
Sounds great!
1371
01:18:56,801 --> 01:18:57,501
Action.
1372
01:18:58,348 --> 01:18:59,048
Quiet!
1373
01:19:00,542 --> 01:19:04,105
"Dear Rosie, I'm sorry I didn't have
time to give you two weeks notice"
1374
01:19:04,105 --> 01:19:08,216
"but I got a job on "The Shizzle",
Best luck Jeannie"
1375
01:19:09,219 --> 01:19:09,919
Hello.
1376
01:19:09,919 --> 01:19:12,533
They've offered you a really nice bump.
1377
01:19:12,533 --> 01:19:13,234
I uh...
1378
01:19:13,817 --> 01:19:15,706
I just don't want to do it Stove.
1379
01:19:15,706 --> 01:19:16,772
You want me to tell them that
1380
01:19:16,772 --> 01:19:18,345
and then we'll see what
they come back with?
1381
01:19:21,501 --> 01:19:24,165
They've called about 4 or 500 times.
1382
01:19:25,433 --> 01:19:27,054
What're you going to do Hickum?
1383
01:19:27,647 --> 01:19:28,873
I'll never be God.
1384
01:19:30,107 --> 01:19:33,134
Whenever some chess club
is gettin' pounded on.
1385
01:19:33,464 --> 01:19:34,516
I'll be there.
1386
01:19:35,627 --> 01:19:38,563
Whenever somebody's flossin' about
how he bitch slapped the little guy.
1387
01:19:38,895 --> 01:19:39,921
I'll be there.
1388
01:19:40,616 --> 01:19:44,165
And whenever Melvins band together
to open up a can of whoopass.
1389
01:19:44,165 --> 01:19:45,297
I'll be there.
1390
01:19:51,970 --> 01:19:56,588
Ok, we can't use whoopass so lets
use smack down on the hater thing.
1391
01:19:56,588 --> 01:19:58,173
Can I see the dailies
for the beach scene?
1392
01:20:02,352 --> 01:20:03,343
Don't bite my stuff.
1393
01:20:03,343 --> 01:20:05,617
Oh wait, sorry, sorry.
Can I do that again?
1394
01:20:07,780 --> 01:20:08,480
Action!
1395
01:20:10,303 --> 01:20:12,906
When we called Pink.
I said shotgun.
1396
01:20:12,906 --> 01:20:15,692
You know what if this were 1990
I would say talk to the hand.
1397
01:20:15,692 --> 01:20:18,100
But since it's not, my
hand won't be bothered.
1398
01:20:33,717 --> 01:20:36,436
You said that Brianna needs
to think everybody's crazy about her.
1399
01:20:36,436 --> 01:20:37,475
I never said that.
1400
01:20:38,793 --> 01:20:42,694
And Jan is in love with him.
And she's past aggressive.
1401
01:20:42,694 --> 01:20:43,395
Past what?
1402
01:20:44,553 --> 01:20:46,079
You know, past aggressive.
1403
01:20:46,484 --> 01:20:50,446
People who act all friendly
but really aren't. Like Jeannie.
1404
01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:53,106
Look what I made Brianna.
And Sean.
1405
01:20:53,447 --> 01:20:54,447
It's hilarious.
1406
01:21:13,530 --> 01:21:14,963
Hey come in.
1407
01:21:15,776 --> 01:21:19,177
So, what is the hold
you have over this kid?
1408
01:21:19,177 --> 01:21:22,805
I believed in him and he knows it.
I'm the one that brought him to you.
1409
01:21:22,805 --> 01:21:25,244
Oh yeah.
How do you like that.
1410
01:21:25,558 --> 01:21:26,752
You're such a putz.
1411
01:21:27,169 --> 01:21:30,254
But if you want me to consider your
offer you have to do something first.
1412
01:21:30,254 --> 01:21:31,104
Anything.
1413
01:21:31,104 --> 01:21:33,399
Get rid of Jeannie, my old secretary.
1414
01:21:33,399 --> 01:21:35,156
That's gonna be kind of tough.
1415
01:21:35,602 --> 01:21:38,570
- Why?
- It's just tough firing people.
1416
01:21:38,570 --> 01:21:40,769
When did you start
caring about secretaries?
1417
01:21:40,769 --> 01:21:42,910
You fired everyone you ever slept with.
1418
01:21:43,506 --> 01:21:44,441
It's me or her.
1419
01:21:45,189 --> 01:21:46,067
OK.
1420
01:21:46,472 --> 01:21:47,268
What?
1421
01:21:47,474 --> 01:21:50,534
Listen zippo, you even think
about it and I'll go to your wife.
1422
01:21:50,534 --> 01:21:51,335
Ow sweetie...
1423
01:21:51,335 --> 01:21:52,036
Go ahead
1424
01:21:52,036 --> 01:21:55,071
and I'll show her your
little photography project
1425
01:21:55,071 --> 01:21:56,764
and tell her what a little liar you are.
1426
01:21:56,764 --> 01:21:59,291
You dried out old bitch!
1427
01:21:59,839 --> 01:22:02,977
Why don't you has-beens
ever move over for young talent?
1428
01:22:03,326 --> 01:22:06,513
Since when did screwing producers and
eating craft services become a talent?
1429
01:22:07,321 --> 01:22:09,694
- Wow, look ladies...
- Now what am I supposed to do?
1430
01:22:09,694 --> 01:22:10,863
Where am I gonna work?
1431
01:22:10,863 --> 01:22:14,113
I'm sure you could get your old
corner back on Hollywood Boulevard.
1432
01:22:18,355 --> 01:22:19,432
There there there.
1433
01:22:26,835 --> 01:22:27,568
Oh!
1434
01:22:30,030 --> 01:22:31,466
She hit me.
1435
01:22:34,535 --> 01:22:35,330
We'll talk.
1436
01:22:42,043 --> 01:22:43,515
Wow that was fun.
1437
01:22:44,405 --> 01:22:47,000
Listen parents, the talent show's
about to begin.
1438
01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:52,622
I always knew Jeannie was a psycho.
1439
01:22:54,318 --> 01:22:55,808
She must of really liked me.
1440
01:22:56,038 --> 01:22:57,528
Ah, how can you blame her,
I mean...?
1441
01:22:58,229 --> 01:22:59,161
Poor thing.
1442
01:23:04,620 --> 01:23:05,320
I'm sorry.
1443
01:23:06,021 --> 01:23:07,951
I was an immature baby.
1444
01:23:09,189 --> 01:23:09,889
Well...
1445
01:23:11,613 --> 01:23:13,199
It's to be expected at your age.
1446
01:23:13,608 --> 01:23:15,164
No, I should have trusted you.
1447
01:23:15,164 --> 01:23:19,041
I just got so paranoid you'd leave me.
Because I'm such an old hag.
1448
01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:21,841
I'm not that superficial,
I don't care how old you are.
1449
01:23:21,841 --> 01:23:24,202
- You don't?
- No I just care how much you weigh.
1450
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:29,939
Oh nice!
That's really nice.
1451
01:23:29,939 --> 01:23:30,913
What's that?
1452
01:23:37,288 --> 01:23:40,391
Ladies and gentlemen our PTA chairman
Sally Plummer.
1453
01:23:41,197 --> 01:23:43,562
Welcome to another school spring fling.
1454
01:23:43,841 --> 01:23:46,145
You know spring is a time of renewal
and...
1455
01:23:46,503 --> 01:23:49,640
and that's why we're so delighted
to see all you fathers out there
1456
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,642
with you're second and third wives.
1457
01:23:52,626 --> 01:23:54,303
Everybody's a comedian.
1458
01:23:54,303 --> 01:23:58,894
Uh, So with out further adieu
our MC for the day Dylan Nicholson.
1459
01:24:02,594 --> 01:24:05,136
Everyone, I'm Dylan and I'm an alcoholic.
1460
01:24:06,544 --> 01:24:08,567
And then school I'd
like to introduce to you,
1461
01:24:08,567 --> 01:24:09,976
You know 'em, you love 'em,
1462
01:24:10,284 --> 01:24:12,783
Melanie, Jane and Izzie!
1463
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:17,400
Go Izzie!
1464
01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:22,297
So hot, must be 98.
1465
01:24:22,865 --> 01:24:26,305
September, that's not so great.
1466
01:24:26,739 --> 01:24:30,507
Where the north pole is turning slush.
1467
01:24:30,948 --> 01:24:34,728
On my TV there's President Bush.
1468
01:24:34,728 --> 01:24:38,054
And isn't he moronic?
Don't you think?
1469
01:24:38,054 --> 01:24:40,213
Incredibly moronic.
1470
01:24:41,316 --> 01:24:42,915
And yet you really do think.
1471
01:24:43,227 --> 01:24:48,180
He's a pain,
in the whole world's ass.
1472
01:24:48,180 --> 01:24:52,976
He saps them all,
for a gallon of gas.
1473
01:24:52,976 --> 01:24:57,659
How can it be,
we voted him in?
1474
01:24:58,052 --> 01:25:02,694
I just don't see how it figures.
1475
01:25:02,694 --> 01:25:07,072
The pop star,
who went on TV.
1476
01:25:07,072 --> 01:25:11,775
To this whole world,
can't sleep here with me.
1477
01:25:12,567 --> 01:25:17,010
Mother says to son,
1478
01:25:17,010 --> 01:25:20,931
Neverland ranch will be lots of fun.
1479
01:25:21,395 --> 01:25:22,803
Isn't it moronic,
1480
01:25:23,650 --> 01:25:24,489
That's my daughter.
1481
01:25:24,489 --> 01:25:25,713
don't you think?
1482
01:25:25,713 --> 01:25:26,414
That's my daughter.
1483
01:25:26,414 --> 01:25:30,246
Technically moronic.
And yes I really do think.
1484
01:25:30,744 --> 01:25:35,563
It's all lame,
but the dog and the cat.
1485
01:25:35,563 --> 01:25:40,286
Too big is small,
till along came your Dad.
1486
01:25:40,851 --> 01:25:45,083
He won't like them when they're bigger.
1487
01:26:04,174 --> 01:26:05,764
Wasn't that the best?!
1488
01:26:05,764 --> 01:26:07,108
Oh, what a voice!
1489
01:26:07,108 --> 01:26:08,969
What a voice!
She gets that from me.
1490
01:26:08,969 --> 01:26:11,001
- You hurt your face.
- No, no.
1491
01:26:11,001 --> 01:26:13,040
I got a chin implant.
1492
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:16,115
Yeah, they say if you extend your chin
you don't need a face lift.
1493
01:26:16,355 --> 01:26:18,514
- Oh cool.
- Where is she anyway?
1494
01:26:23,910 --> 01:26:26,126
- I'm going to go congratulate her.
- No! No, leave her alone.
1495
01:26:26,126 --> 01:26:27,602
See what�s going on?
1496
01:26:28,087 --> 01:26:31,216
Hey, Izzie.
You want a slushy?
1497
01:26:32,472 --> 01:26:33,172
Ok
1498
01:26:33,932 --> 01:26:34,921
See ya.
1499
01:26:36,264 --> 01:26:38,501
How did you knew that
was going to happen?
1500
01:26:38,501 --> 01:26:40,096
I'm a Mom.
1501
01:26:50,376 --> 01:26:52,356
Don't get too excited about him.
1502
01:26:52,356 --> 01:26:53,964
Now what's your problem?
1503
01:26:54,394 --> 01:26:57,418
Remember the "This will never
work he's too young" scene?
1504
01:26:57,418 --> 01:27:00,821
Well eventually you'll hit
the repay button on that one.
1505
01:27:01,117 --> 01:27:03,894
So it might not last.
You could say that about anyone.
1506
01:27:03,894 --> 01:27:06,658
Besides,
that isn't what I was looking at.
1507
01:27:09,112 --> 01:27:10,245
I liked your song.
1508
01:27:11,375 --> 01:27:12,146
You did?
1509
01:27:12,587 --> 01:27:13,349
Uh huh.
1510
01:27:14,153 --> 01:27:16,464
I liked when you said
you're an alcoholic.
1511
01:27:18,128 --> 01:27:20,085
Do you like video games?
1512
01:27:21,112 --> 01:27:21,973
Sure.
1513
01:27:22,939 --> 01:27:25,272
Do you ever play apes escape?
1514
01:27:28,611 --> 01:27:32,094
No but, maybe you could teach me.
1515
01:27:52,483 --> 01:27:54,783
Oh my God!
Look at her.
1516
01:27:55,906 --> 01:27:57,667
Nothing that could ever happen to me,
1517
01:27:58,031 --> 01:28:02,863
comes close to how happy I am to
see her kiss Dylan and get applause.
1518
01:28:03,162 --> 01:28:04,053
Hello?
1519
01:28:04,716 --> 01:28:07,031
Who do you think set it up this way?
1520
01:28:07,643 --> 01:28:12,086
So your body rots.
And your shows are stale.
1521
01:28:12,407 --> 01:28:14,473
Look who you're making room for.
1522
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:18,026
Well, when you put it like that...
1523
01:28:18,317 --> 01:28:19,525
This is good.
1524
01:28:19,525 --> 01:28:22,329
Now you can settle down
and act your age.
1525
01:28:22,329 --> 01:28:25,773
What's that supposed to mean?
Easy listening, and orthopedic shoes?
1526
01:28:26,125 --> 01:28:27,600
That sounds about right.
Yeah.
1527
01:28:27,871 --> 01:28:30,315
Nope, I don't want to do that.
I want to stay passionate.
1528
01:28:30,315 --> 01:28:33,926
I want to scream at rock concerts,
and get angry at the news.
1529
01:28:33,926 --> 01:28:35,534
And I want to wear miniskirts.
1530
01:28:35,534 --> 01:28:37,059
You're going to look ridiculous.
1531
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:39,612
Yeah.
Well, enough people are ridiculous,
1532
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,671
it starts to look normal.