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♪ Listen up here ♪

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♪ I'll make it quite clear ♪

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♪ I'm gonna put some boogie
in your ear ♪

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♪ Shake and bop,
don't you stop ♪

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♪ Dance like a maniac
until you drop ♪

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♪ Don't you be scared,
don't you be scared ♪

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♪ Everybody terrified,
no, it don't seem fair ♪

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♪ What are you waiting for? ♪

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♪ What do you think
you were created for? ♪

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♪ Out of your seat,
blind in the heat ♪

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♪ Do the nasty boogie, mama,
stomp your feet ♪

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♪ Born to raise hell,
born to raise hell ♪

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♪ We know how to do it
and we do it real well ♪

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♪ Born to raise hell,
born to raise hell ♪

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♪ Go back to zero, take a pill,
and get well ♪

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♪ Born to raise hell,
born to raise hell ♪

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♪ Be a good soldier
and die where you fell ♪

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♪ Shut up, shut up ♪

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♪ Shut up ♪

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♪ Give it back, give it back,
give it back ♪

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♪ Oh, yeah ♪

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♪ Give it back, give it back,
give it back ♪

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♪ Give it back, give it back ♪

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Oh, yeah.

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That was for
all you pinheads out there

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too hip to take off your leather jackets
in this 95-degree heat.

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Now, I know when the weather gets
like this, it brings all you nutbags

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out of the woodpile,
and since I am a trouble magnet,

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I have one thing to say to you bozos,
and that is "back off."

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Here's the Suns of Thunder
from their debut album

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"Scrambled Eggs
and Wobbly Legs."

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You're listening to Ian the "Shark"
on the station with more hair,

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more flare, yet so debonair,

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KPPX Rebel Radio-o-o.

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Since your name is not
on the list... hey! Hey!

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You've gotta check in here!

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Let's get some security
on the second floor.

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We've got a bogey in elevator one.

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It's that guy
in the delivery uniform again.

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Okay, now be wild.
Be as wild as you want.

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If you feel like wetting yourself,
go with it, okay?

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Anarchy's good.
They like anarchy, okay?

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What are we supposed to say?

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What? Don't say anything.
Are you kidding me?

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Geez, do you wanna blow this?

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Do you know how much
these stupid hats set me back?

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Oh, no. Hey, excuse me.

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Mike, it's him.
The whacko's back.

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Yeah, I'm up here
in A and R right now.

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I don't see him anywhere.

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Oh, hey, dude.

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Hey, hi. Are you, like,
an executive here or something?

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<i>How you doing? My name's Chazz.</i>

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Chazz Darvey.
Listen, I'm in this band, right,

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and we just cut
this incredibly sweet demo.

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I think you should hear it.
It'll put a shine on your stinger.

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I can't take that tape from you.

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It's called unsolicited material
and the lawyers would have a fit.

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Okay, but this is the real thing, man.
This is rock 'n' roll.

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None of that, you know, gimmicky stuff
that Milli Vanilli... haircuts...

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Listen, I would love to hear it,

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but if it's unsolicited,
I can't touch it.

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Look, we've been trying to get
solicited. We play all the clubs and...

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Well, maybe a gimmick would help.
The cream always rises, okay?

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Super-duper. Thanks.

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All right, dude. Thanks...

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You again?!

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You just can't learn,
can you, scumbag?

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Take care now.

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Here's your tape.

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Hey. How was your day?

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Barry is a tremendous asshole.

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He had this whole stack
of invoices

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and he made me
arrange them by date.

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- He's such a tweaker.
- Sucks.

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Did you mail the rent?

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You didn't leave me a stamp.

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Well, do you think maybe
you could've gone and bought one?

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Ow.

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Chazz!

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What the hell happened
to my makeup?

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Fell in the toilet.

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Shit. Babe, come on.

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I told you not to leave it on the tank.

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You ruined my makeup, you butt!

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What is this attitude, Kayla, huh?

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Do you know what
I've been through today?

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I guess you woke up
when the sun was warm

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and rode your Harley
up and down Melrose

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impressing all
the 15-year-old girls, right?

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I was down at Palatine Records.

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That's where I was.

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Really? What happened?

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I had a meeting
with a big record executive.

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What did he say?
Why didn't you tell me?

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Well, we talked about solicitation

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and guy said
he'd snap us up in a second

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if it weren't for the lawyers
being such dingleberries.

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Did he like the tape?

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I was just about to give it to him
and then a security guard showed up

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and ruined everything, man.

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- Come on.
- Please.

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Hey, it's true.
Look, I'm making really good contacts.

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I am. When they hear this song,
they're gonna go apeshit.

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It's just gonna take some time,
Kayla, all right?

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- What's the big deal?
- The "big deal"

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is that I'm doing
the bullshit work

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and you're living
the rock 'n' roll life.

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I wanna live the life, too.

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I'm doing this for us.

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Come on, babe.

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You know that once I make it,
you got a free ride.

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I'm gonna treat you like gold.

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Chazz, it's been months.

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Maybe you should get a job.

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This... this is my job, okay?

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I am trying managers,
record executives,

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club owners, that's hard work.

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You get to sit in a nice office all day
smoking and drinking coffee.

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- This is bullshit!
- Oh, my snout.

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You bastard! I hate you.

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You are nobody
and you are never gonna be anybody.

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I can't believe this. You're treating me
like some neckless goober

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after I wrote this song for you?

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Oh, you wrote that song
before you even met me.

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- So.
- So...

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Get out! Get out now!

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- Man, I'm not taking...
- Get lost!

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- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Kayla?!
- Go! Keep going!

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- Lighten up.
- You poser.

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I always knew you were a loser!

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Everyone warned me!

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I hate your music!
I always have!

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She booted you out again, huh?

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What a bitch.

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I mean, that that happened.

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Hey, it don't mean squat, man.

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She's gonna be jonesing
six months from now

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when we're on the cover of "Rip"
magazine looking all... cool.

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- Shut up.
- Just saying.

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- Rex.
- What?

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I told you to stock the endcaps
and mop the employee lounge.

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Too late, Zachary,
I'm outta here.

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- I'm gonna tell old man Covington.
- Oh, be quiet.

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- Hey, Chazz, what's up?
- What's up?

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- He's moving in with us for awhile.
- Get outta here, man.

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That's great.
We can rock out after breakfast.

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Yeah, man, things are gonna start
happening to us.

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No matter what that chimp
from Palatine Records says.

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You see, that's just it.
That's the way you guys think.

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Think everything's
gonna happen to you.

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You gotta make it happen.

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How many practices
have you missed

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'cause you're cleaning up
some stiff's pool?

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Get in the truck, dingus.

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I'll be right there.

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Man, Chazz is right.

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All we gotta do is make
our own action, you know?

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That's the way it is, little bro.

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Do you think Tommy Lee
sat around and waited for the bus?

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Man, he hustled.

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That's how come he gets to live in
the Hills and pork Heather Locklear.

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Yeah, well, we got the look, man.
We're gonna be huge.

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Yeah, we're almost there.

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You know, Chazz says
once we get a record contract,

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they got these chicks
with breast implants

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that pick out your stage clothes.

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Oh, dude, cover your mouth.

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You're shooting phlegm
all over my ass.

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- Say gesundheit.
- Slobberhead.

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I say it for you, man.

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Honey, I'm home.

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Hey, Pip, check this out.

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Oh, oh, the Incredible
Crash Dummies. Whoo!

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You must've five-fingered
most of the store by now.

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No, man. I mean, most of these guns
are discontinued anyway.

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Like this oozy water pistol's
from a flash battalion combat set.

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They got rid of it
because it looked too real.

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Mama.

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Wow. Now you've got yourself
a whole arsenal here.

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- What are you doing?
- Pepper sauce.

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Active ingredient: capsicum.

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You blast this in somebody's face
and they're all like,

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"Oh, oh!"

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If some Hollywood Boulevard trash
comes shimmying up the rain pipe...

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- Hey!
- Whoa!

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Listen up, you lowlifes!

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What the hell are we doing here
on a Thursday night?

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That's right, rock 'n' roll!

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Okay, we're here to party tonight

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with our little buddies

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the Suns of Thunder.

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Suns of Thunder, man,

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didn't we blow queens off the stage
at Chez Bang six months ago?

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So why don't all you little idiots

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press your faces
up against the speakers

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and blow your brains out?!

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Look at all this crap.
What do we give away first,

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the hats or the hair care products?

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Girls, you wanna get us
a couple drinks, please?

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I like this one, baby! Ow!

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Ooh, serious bumper.

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You wanna punch it up a little bit, Ian?

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You're about as spunky
as a corpse out there.

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The Suns of Thunder,
for Christ's sake?

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Pablum. How can you even
tell these bands apart?

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I read the trades.

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First of all,
I'd like to say thanks to Ian

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and Rebel Radio
for playing our single

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and basically getting us signed.

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Is this on?

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♪ Don't hate me ♪

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Look at them stupid pantaloons
they're wearing.

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That's what we gotta do.

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Well, it looks like they're carrying
a load in them pants.

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No, they played
their song on the radio

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and they got an album and everything.
That's what we gotta do.

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♪ Your lips are full,
your head is empty ♪

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♪ This faded valentine
is what you sent me. ♪

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Look, all we've got to do is get them
to play the tape and we're golden.

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This is never gonna work.

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Pip, damn it,
what is your problem?

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Remember that guy "Doper" Greg?

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Remember that guy, man?

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He used to blow bong hits
in his iguana's face

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and try to make the thing
watch cartoons with him all the time.

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So what? Will you shut up?

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Just get to the point. What?

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Well, he won this radio giveaway.

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And when he went down to the station,
they wouldn't let him in the building.

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It was, like, this total
security building.

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They slide his tickets
through this little slot

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with, like, salad tong things.

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Oh, so just because that anus
couldn't get in,

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- does that mean that we can't?
- Anybody gives us any static,

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- I shove this in their face.
- Ah!

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Yeah, but remember that fat kid
on "Hard Copy" with the toy gun?

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The cop zapped him
with a Taser until he went bald.

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But then he sued 'em for a million bucks
when his pubes wouldn't grow in.

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Still got no hair on his balls, man.

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Go to the back.

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- It's locked.
- Pip, give me your bank card.

243
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,555
- Yeah.
- Come on, let's go.

244
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,394
- I'll get this door open.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.

245
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,790
Piece of cake. Watch this.

246
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,190
- What's your secret code?
- Huh? What for?

247
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:54,240
- That's how these things work.
- I can't tell you my code.

248
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,914
Will you get over there
and tell him the code and hurry up.

249
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,754
- You punch in the code, okay?
- Okay, all right.

250
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,670
Please, don't look.

251
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,310
Hey! The thing took my card!

252
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,393
Shit. All right, stand back.

253
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,789
What are you doing, MacGyver?

254
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,712
Open it up,
I'm gonna short-circuit it.

255
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,593
Nah.

256
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,110
Oh, man, we almost got in.
That's too bad, let's get going.

257
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,556
Hey, Pip, you backstabber.
What are you, quitting out on us?

258
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,717
- What? The door's locked.
- Oh, man, you're such a flake.

259
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,200
You don't even care
about this band, do you?

260
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,192
You run around in the apartment
all day in your "fudgies".

261
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,509
- That's not true!
- It is, too!

262
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,796
I always gotta tell you to put pants on
when somebody comes over.

263
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,236
- He's making this up!
- Will you both shut up?!

264
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,193
Please!
Okay, you're brothers, all right?

265
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,754
Come on, man,
we ain't locked out yet.

266
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,433
- Stay here, Pip.
- Ah!

267
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,796
You got a big mouth, man!

268
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,157
Hey, Pip.

269
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,513
Oh, my God.

270
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,434
Pip, Pip!

271
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,234
Oh, my... here.

272
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,674
Are you all right?

273
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,719
'Cause I'm really sorry.
I just came out for a cigarette.

274
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,553
It's all right,
don't worry about it.

275
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,111
'Cause I'm really sorry.
I just came out and bonk.

276
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,555
- Hi.
- Hi.

277
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,518
Suzzi, caller 50 needs some tickets.

278
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,194
Um, shit. I gotta go.

279
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,919
Bye-

280
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,558
Yes! Sweetness!

281
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,517
Come on.

282
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,873
There we go.

283
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,199
Tired of getting burned too close?

284
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,192
Tired of losing your women
to suave rockers...

285
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,719
You wanna make a change, right?

286
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,712
If you wanna get serious
about your look,

287
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,553
get to the Hair Bomb on Melrose.

288
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,472
- What the...
- Huh?

289
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,950
- See, it's all there.
- Oh.

290
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,595
Coloring, razor cuts,
popcorn, perms, and weaves.

291
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,558
It brings out the rock star in you.

292
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,075
Well, this is beautiful.

293
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,390
Well, I try to be a team player.

294
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,234
Oh, I'm gonna need you
to come in tomorrow.

295
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,392
I'm cutting loose a lot of deadweight.
There's gonna be a lot going on here.

296
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,791
- Oh, boy.
- Problem?

297
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:39,397
Well, I've been having
a little bit of, um, itching

298
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,592
on my, um...

299
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,149
- I mean, it could be hemorrhoids.
- I don't wanna hear that, Gary.

300
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,197
No, I know, I know.
It's just that I made an appointment

301
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,674
with my proctologist

302
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,559
to get some type of cream
or something.

303
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,075
So you're gonna leave me
high and dry, huh?

304
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,918
Oh, that's a nice team attitude.

305
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,874
Well, I, um, suppose I could
come in for most of Saturday.

306
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,559
- And Sunday.
- Well, yeah, yeah.

307
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:06,953
Now, when are you planning on
breaking this to everyone?

308
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,636
Well, I thought I'd wait
for exactly the right moment.

309
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,911
I mean, these things require

310
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,230
a certain measure of delicacy.

311
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:22,272
♪ Are you ready to rumble? ♪

312
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,592
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. It's swamp
motorcycle racing at its best.

313
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,435
The USSBA brings the ultimate action,
swamp-race action.

314
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,955
60,000 cubic feet of muddy slop...

315
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,509
Hey.

316
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,959
We're a band.

317
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,231
Oh, of course,
the Partridge Family.

318
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,631
Which one of you is Laurie?

319
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,440
- Get out.
- Listen, we just came down

320
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,795
to talk to you about our demo tape.

321
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,116
We were wondering if maybe
you could set us up, you know?

322
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,398
- Like you did with the Sons of Thunder.
- How did you morons even get in here?

323
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,358
They've got electronic locks
on all the doors.

324
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,193
Well, we had to break in.

325
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,920
You guys got this place sealed up
like a dolphin's butt.

326
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,594
Watertight!

327
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,832
Let me get this straight.

328
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,269
You guys are an unsigned band,

329
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:15,474
and you broke into the radio station
to get your demo played on the air?

330
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,029
That's about the slow and skinny of it.

331
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:23,792
And what sound are you megastars
of the future hip to?

332
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,871
What is your musical vibe?

333
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,639
- Well...
- That's a good question.

334
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,997
- We could play anything.
- Not that slap-bass noise. I hate that.

335
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,310
<i>R's more “kn a power flop.</i>

336
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,914
We don't like
to limit ourselves to labels.

337
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,879
Yeah, I mean,
there's always someone out there

338
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,112
who always wants to lump you together
with the other long-haired buttholes,

339
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,715
but this is one of the things
that we're struggling against.

340
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,837
I'm telling you, it is tough.

341
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,880
- This guy knows.
- I got booted out of Palatine Records,

342
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,111
my girlfriend kicks me out
of the apartment...

343
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,318
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to conjure up

344
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,552
the kind of woman
who would go out with you.

345
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,313
She's not like what you'd think.

346
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,313
She's actually really cool
and, well...

347
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,278
I guess what it all
comes down to is that

348
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,193
we really care about each other
and I screwed up.

349
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,271
She's been there for me,
practically from the beginning.

350
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,070
I think I let her down,
but I still want us to be tight.

351
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,231
Uh-oh, I think we're busted.

352
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,118
What did I do now?

353
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,556
Get these guys out.
Are we still on air?

354
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,070
Listen, Milo,
I get six minutes of talk time an hour.

355
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,437
- What do you care how I spend them?
- Get these morons off the air.

356
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,597
- I'm warning you, Ian.
- Ease up, Grumpy.

357
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,320
- Somebody gave you a break once.
- Even though you're a goon.

358
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,592
I say we make this an open forum.
Let's hear the man out.

359
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,752
Go ahead, Conan. Explain to Milo
why we should play your tape.

360
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,230
I'm not pulling pud here, all right?

361
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,598
My entire life force is on this tape
and I don't know what else to say.

362
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,878
- Come on, man, can you give us a shot?
- How can you say no to that?

363
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,118
You're on thin ice, Ian.
You're not untouchable.

364
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,476
- You think you are, but you're not.
- Get out of my booth.

365
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,278
Without me, you don't have
any ratings.

366
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,555
We'll see about that.

367
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,711
Let's go. Out!
All you losers, come on.

368
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,433
Get your hands off me, Jackson.

369
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,318
You wanna try
getting physical with me?

370
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,949
Listen, you shaved ape.

371
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,475
I could make a phone call and have you
picking up garbage on the freeway

372
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,796
for the rest of the decade.
You wanna get smart with me?

373
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,919
Try it. I will not be pushed around
by Hollywood Boulevard trash like you.

374
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,230
I'm trash?

375
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,829
What, do you think
you're better than me? Huh?

376
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,469
- Oops.
- He's got a gun! He's got a gun!

377
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,950
Hey, stop squirming, pussy!

378
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,958
I'll fill your face so full of lead,

379
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,118
you'll be shitting bullets for a week,
you no-dick loser!

380
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,317
- Come on, Rex.
- Shut up.

381
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,199
Ian, you wanna talk to these fellas?

382
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,079
- What do you suggest?
- Say something. They like you.

383
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,232
Shut up, dick-smoke!
Chazz, come on.

384
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,036
All right. Look, I know
you would've been cool,

385
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,271
but then this penis
had to step in and get heavy.

386
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,477
Look, all we wanna do is to be heard,
and then we're outta here.

387
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,910
Believe me, I understand.
Just cool it, huh?

388
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,640
Buddy, why don't you cut your losses?
You're in over your head.

389
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,518
- You don't know what you're doing!
- Shut your face!

390
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,116
Just shut your stupid face!
I know exactly what I'm doing!

391
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,357
There's the whole problem
with you guys.

392
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,114
You think because you got some
big job that you know something.

393
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,756
Wrong! You got Haggar slacks and
you got your stylish little pony-nub.

394
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,593
- Bet it ain't even real.
- Ow!

395
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,036
Hey, hey, hey.
Just cool it, huh?

396
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,271
Hey, guys,
we're all rock 'n' rollers here.

397
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,193
You look like half a butt-puppet that...

398
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,716
Do you know what it's like to be
on the bill and to play for 15 minutes

399
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,520
and the only people there are
the other bands and their girlfriends?

400
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,393
Don't talk to me about rock 'n' roll!

401
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,716
I'm out there in the clubs
and on the streets and I'm living it!

402
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,234
I am rock 'n' roll!

403
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,152
It's guys like you
and that Jimmie Wing

404
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,596
down at Palatine
that ruin everything for everyone...

405
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,990
Jimmy, Jimmy, they're talking
about you on KPPX.

406
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,197
Come here.

407
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,471
Then you realize there's a million
of these Jimmie Wing

408
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,039
yuppie bone-smugglers out there.

409
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,470
These guys are running the industry

410
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,712
and they don't know
a damn thing about rock 'n' roll!

411
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,673
Okay.

412
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,116
- Hello. Police.
- Now I'll tell you what,

413
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,634
Mr. Program Director Man,

414
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,751
you put our goddamn tape on the air
right now 'cause we spent

415
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,718
a lot of money on this thing
and it's gonna get some airplay

416
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,757
or my man's gonna
gank you here and now!

417
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,719
- Shit, yeah.
- Well, let's not go ganking anyone.

418
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,316
- Um, if we play the tape, will you go?
- That's all we need, d-cheese.

419
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,955
Play the thing, Milo.
Do what he says.

420
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:25,398
- Play it! What are you waiting for?
- Sorry about all this.

421
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,437
- Enjoy.
- I can't wait.

422
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,477
We can't play this tape.

423
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,836
We're only set up
for CDs and cassettes.

424
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,833
Chazz, I said we should've
brought a cassette.

425
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,553
A cassette dub
knocks out the low end

426
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,075
and it makes my background vocal sound
like someone's stepping on my nuts.

427
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,674
God. Mr. Perfectionist.

428
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,394
You quit necking on me, you femmes.
All we got was a quarter-inch.

429
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,437
There's gotta be a reel-to-reel
around here somewhere.

430
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,511
Go find it.
It's a radio station.

431
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,998
Yeah. That's it there.

432
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,399
Milo, didn't I tell you to knock
when you come in my office?

433
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,797
Just keep quiet and get that
reel-to-reel deck down to the booth.

434
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,600
Oh, gonna tell me to shut up now?
Uh-huh, Uh-huh.

435
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,639
See, a brother can't open his mouth
without the white man slap him down.

436
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,189
Just do it, Marcus!

437
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,720
Damn.

438
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,433
White man with a gun.

439
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,639
<i>Same</i> shit been happenin' to my people
for 425-some-odd years.

440
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,639
Hey, you like working here, man?

441
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,310
We're down, man.
Hendrix was God.

442
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,676
You wanna take a step back?

443
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,433
You're standing on my dick, man.

444
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,075
Yeah, I've seen Anthrax
and Public Enemy.

445
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,754
That was out of control, man.
Together, you know.

446
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,959
- You catch that one, G?
- Don't call me G.

447
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,077
- What do you want me to call you?
- Hey, come on.

448
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,237
All right, that's it.

449
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,676
I can't wait for you to put
that gun down, 'cause when you do,

450
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,513
you and me, me and you,
we're gonna throw down.

451
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,479
That's right.
We're gonna get serious. Mano a swine.

452
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,790
Hey, look, you, just shut
your piehole and keep working.

453
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,550
Piehole? What's that supposed to be,
some kind of cracker slang?

454
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,351
Come on, let's go.

455
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,477
Ooh! Ooh!

456
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,550
You can't smoke here, babe.

457
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,518
Yeah? What am I doin' now?

458
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,399
You should put it out.
The smoke could damage the equipment.

459
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,076
No, shit.

460
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,591
- Are you ready?
- Almost.

461
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,671
Okay, give us a real nice intro.

462
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,918
And don't say anything about
us having a gun to your head.

463
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,756
- Okay, who are you guys?
- My name's Pip.

464
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,197
- The band. The band name.
- Sorry about that.

465
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,034
- He doesn't wear a helmet, does he?
- It's right there on the box.

466
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:09,592
- Read It.
- "The Lone Rangers". That's original.

467
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,957
How can you pluralize
"The Lone Ranger"?

468
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,590
- What's wrong with that?
- Well, there's three of you.

469
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:21,038
You're not exactly lone.
Shouldn't you be The Three Rangers?

470
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,592
No idea what
you're saying right now.

471
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,797
- You lost me.
- Forget about it, Ian.

472
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,479
- Just play the thing!
- Yeah, forget it.

473
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,474
- Come on, just play it.
- Listen up, guppies,

474
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,712
Ian the Shark is back
and have I got a surprise for you.

475
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,394
I've got goose bumps, frankly...

476
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,114
For the first time ever,
I'm willing to bet,

477
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,793
here's that hit single by

478
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,840
The Lone Rangers.

479
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,437
Turn it off! Come on, man.
What did you do?

480
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,238
What did you do?
What did you do to it?

481
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,040
Hey, I didn't do anything. Tonto
must have loaded the tape in wrong.

482
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,840
Hey, your machine
dilapidated it, man.

483
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,957
- Hey!
- What?!

484
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,351
Oh! What! Hey!

485
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,989
- Hey, that's my jacket!
- Put it out!

486
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,833
Please!

487
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,317
Oh, man. The demo's wasted.

488
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,715
Well, what are we gonna do now?

489
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,439
Run!

490
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,874
It's the inbreeding.

491
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,833
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

492
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,750
- Oh, man.
- How'd they know we were here?

493
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,315
I don't know.
I don't know. Okay.

494
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,996
Look, maybe they're just on patrol.
All right, we didn't do nothing, right?

495
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,520
- What?
- You go.

496
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,791
You guys suck.

497
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,634
Everything's going to be all right.

498
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,509
♪ Distract him for a moment
from the scary-looking man ♪

499
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:16,959
♪ Baby, do you wanna dance? ♪

500
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,880
♪ Where'd I wake up now? ♪

501
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,395
♪ He wanders in his diapers
in the dark ♪

502
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,233
♪ The question
he can't seem to change ♪

503
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,277
♪ And do I sing or do I bark? ♪

504
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,558
♪ Two-dimensions,
dancing in the street ♪

505
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,429
♪ But Baby Huey starts to cry alone
beneath the sheets... ♪

506
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,113
Let me in! Let me in!

507
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,432
I don't wanna go to jail.
I'm fragile.

508
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,639
Move it! Go!

509
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,994
Ah!

510
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,153
Shit! We're surrounded.

511
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,193
Why don't we just go out there, man,
and give ourselves up?

512
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,476
- We could say we were joking around.
- Real smart.

513
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,517
They'll cart us off before
you can say "Rudolph Redpecker".

514
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,433
Well, you didn't have to break out
the gun. What the hell were you doing?

515
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,318
What was I supposed to do?
They wouldn't play the tape.

516
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,959
- You didn't have to do that!
- Shut up.

517
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,236
- You shut up!
- Both of you shut up, you dicks!

518
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,959
Okay, if we go outside, we get roped.
We know that.

519
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,952
All right, we stay in here
and we figure it out.

520
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,952
Excuse me?

521
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,952
- More people. Okay.
- Jesus.

522
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,634
All right, we get everyone, we round 'em
up, we put them in the station

523
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,279
and nobody leaves
until we figure this out.

524
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,717
What was she
on the Clydesdale scale?

525
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,837
Yeah, that's where you gotta figure
how many Clydesdales

526
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,957
it'd take to tear off your face.

527
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,111
- Yeah, imagine...
- Later.

528
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,476
Let's go.

529
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,996
I knew from looking at him
that he was a bomb about to go off.

530
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,357
A big fat media bomb!

531
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,636
They're gonna be
all over the news now.

532
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,952
"Time" magazine,
"Larry King Live."

533
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,959
If the song's in English,
it's a gold record at least.

534
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,031
Come on, come on. Let's go.

535
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,439
- Hi again.
- Hi.

536
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,558
Hey, hey. You guys think
you're gonna waste anybody?

537
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,400
'Cause if you are,
pop Milo first.

538
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,756
- That guy's a bozo deluxe.
- Uh-huh, go.

539
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,079
Just gonna lay low
until this thing blows over.

540
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,513
Argh! Argh!

541
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,190
All right, everybody
on the floor right now.

542
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,431
Do you mind if I sit in a chair?
I don't wanna get all cruddy.

543
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,910
Uh, yeah.

544
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,391
- Thank you.
- Eh, if she doesn't sit on the floor,

545
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,114
- I don't know why I have to.
- You heard the man.

546
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,193
- Hit the deck or I smoke you.
- Sit down on the floor now!

547
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,869
Everybody else gets to sit
in a chair except for you.

548
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,397
Are we...
Are we still on the air?

549
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,393
- Have you made contact?
- No, Sergeant.

550
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,119
One guy came out,
but he went back in.

551
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,159
Have Dispatch give us their number.
Let's give 'em a call.

552
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,754
You getting all this, Wilson?

553
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,799
Establish contact,
make sure it's not a false alarm.

554
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,997
I know the procedure.

555
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,195
- Could I get something to eat, man?
- You hungry, buddy?

556
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,631
- Hey, Chazz? Chazz?
- What?

557
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,555
- Why is everyone staring at me?
- That guy says he's hungry.

558
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,075
Who gives a shit?!
I'm trying to think here, okay?

559
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,359
KPPX, where the action never stops.

560
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,473
Oh, hi.

561
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,190
Well, there's three psychotic
musicians in here with guns.

562
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,791
How would you feel?
I have no idea.

563
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,430
The leader? Hold on.

564
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,830
It's the police.

565
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,310
They wanna talk to you.

566
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,036
He doesn't wanna talk.

567
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,634
What am I supposed to do, beg him?

568
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,314
What are you doing
to get us out of here?

569
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,270
Okay, fine.

570
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,915
He wants you to go out
and talk to him.

571
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,957
Bag that. What for?

572
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,679
He wants to know
what your demands are

573
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,035
for releasing the hostages.

574
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,679
Oh, my God!

575
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,150
Demands?
What's he mean by "hostages"?

576
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,119
I've got a reality check
for you, Curly.

577
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,237
What you're doing
is a felony, maybe worse.

578
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,000
- What are your demands?
- I don't want anything.

579
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,753
I just don't wanna go outside.

580
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,673
Okay. Come here, come here.

581
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,837
- What do we need?
- He needs a hockey stick

582
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,633
up the backside of his head.

583
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,360
Look, shut up, all right?
I'm warning you. Don't bring Chazz down!

584
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,512
Thank you, Rex.

585
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,150
All right. Now, what do we want?

586
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,834
Uh, Chazz?

587
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,555
All right.

588
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,471
- I like your hair.
- What's that?

589
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,200
My name's Suzzi, with two Zs.

590
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,277
Oh, hi.

591
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,556
So you, like, answer the phones
and all that stuff?

592
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,714
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, for, like, six hours a day.

593
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,271
Oh, what a drag, huh?

594
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,114
Look, I understand you're trying
to make a statement here,

595
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,998
but this is getting out of hand.

596
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,151
Hey, come on, man, you know
where I'm coming from, huh?

597
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,392
- Hey, come on, be a sport, will ya?
- All right, but can we move this along?

598
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,710
Now, why did you come here?

599
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,430
I came here for a lousy three minutes
and 31 seconds of airplay.

600
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,313
- That's it.
- Fine.

601
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,517
Now there's cops outside with guns,

602
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,830
and you're holding
people hostage, right?

603
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,991
- Uh, yeah.
- On top of that,

604
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,629
your tape is destroyed.

605
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,031
So there's only one thing
that you can do.

606
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,039
Get the other copy of the demo.

607
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,519
Rex.

608
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:50,989
Bastard!

609
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,954
You called
on the phone, but we're not at home.

610
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,350
- Leave a message for Kayla.
- Leave a message for Chazz.

611
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,273
We'll call you back soon,
so don't have a spaz!

612
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,910
Come on, come on.
Stay back now! Back there!

613
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,196
Hold it! Hold it!

614
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,437
Okay, kid, I want you
to control this crowd.

615
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,113
If any of these lookie-loos
give you any trouble,

616
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,231
I want you to cuff 'em
and throw 'em in the squad car.

617
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,391
Technically,
I can't do that, Sergeant.

618
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,359
- The Civilian Review...
- I know what the Civilian Review

619
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,558
Committee said, but they're not out here
doing crowd control, are they?

620
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,313
Listen, when you're
in the line of fire,

621
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,994
you do what's necessary
to get the job done.

622
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,231
You don't break the law,
but occasionally you bend it.

623
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,075
- When that time comes, you Improvise.
- Yes, sir.

624
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,114
Cover me.

625
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,558
Get your hands up over your head.
Get down on the pavement!

626
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,869
- Get down!
- What the f...

627
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,678
- Sergeant.
- What?

628
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,515
You men, back off.
Get back, God damn it!

629
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,274
Put those guns down. It's okay.

630
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,636
You can get up...
God damn it, get back!

631
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,360
What the hell is this, man?!
You invited me to come out!

632
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,158
Well, you just caught us
a little by surprise.

633
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,391
I'm Sergeant O'Malley.
I'm here to work with you.

634
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,233
- What's your name?
- Got my rhythm section inside

635
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,596
- keepin' an eye on me.
- That's fine. Nobody's gonna hurt you.

636
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,831
- Is everybody okay in there?
- They're all fine. My name's Chazz.

637
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,839
Great.
It's good to meet you. Chazz.

638
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,310
You tell me what I can do
to get you to end this.

639
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,438
- You gotta find my tape.
- Sure, okay.

640
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,477
- What kind of tape is it?
- It's a demo tape.

641
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,035
- We wanna play it on the air.
- Is that what you want?

642
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,555
You wanna play this tape on the radio,
then you'll come out?

643
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,280
That's right.
The machine inside ate the original.

644
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,471
My girlfriend's got
the only other copy.

645
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,758
- Give me her number. I'll call her.
- Ix-nay, dude. I already tried that.

646
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,797
She's off for the night.
You're gonna have to find her.

647
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,871
- Where is she?
- I don't know.

648
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,236
Try the Strip somewhere.
Maybe the Whiskey.

649
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,789
She's...

650
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,510
she's totally pissed at me, but...

651
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:51,116
Is that her?
She's a real looker.

652
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,839
Yeah.

653
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,351
Why don't black people like me?

654
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,397
- Excuse me?
- It's just, you know,

655
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,756
I listen to a lot of rap music

656
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,911
and I know how angry
black people are

657
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,311
and I feel bad, you know,
for all you guys gotta put up with.

658
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,835
Well, that's very nice of you.

659
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,230
How about when
you go into a store

660
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,631
and all the clerks start starin' at you
like you're gonna rob the place

661
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,598
and you're like,
"Hey, I just wanna buy something"?

662
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,195
I'm sorry,
that's never happened to me.

663
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,914
- Does that happen to you?
- Ah, no,

664
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,277
but I'm just saying
that would be bad if it did.

665
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,238
Look at Chazz out there
doing his thing.

666
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,550
Listen, Chazz.

667
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,075
This is gonna take some time, okay?

668
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,231
Now you're gonna have to send out
one of the hostages

669
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,959
just as a sign of good faith.

670
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,554
- That's my rules.
- All right, fine.

671
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,189
You have your orders, Chief.
Now get cracking.

672
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,756
It's more like power slop,
but with an edge.

673
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,795
Okay.
The cops are going to get Kayla.

674
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,510
I cut a deal with them.
We've gotta send one person out.

675
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,911
- Please.
- I'll go.

676
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,998
- One of the hostages, doof.
- Sorry.

677
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,397
But not me, man.
It's just too cool.

678
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,439
Why don't we let Yvonne go, man?
She's very nice.

679
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,954
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

680
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,191
I don't see why you automatically
have to choose a woman.

681
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,637
Well, it's kind of sexist,
don't you think?

682
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,831
I mean, we could draw straws.

683
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,389
- We could...
- Okay.

684
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,632
Yvonne, get your shit and go. You'll be
home in time for "The Simpsons."

685
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,998
- Stay strong, sister.
- Congratulations.

686
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,197
Hey, butterball,

687
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,876
I think you're exceeding
the maximum weight limit for that belt.

688
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,514
Wilson, get over here!

689
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,436
I'm sending out a suit on
the Sunset Strip for the girlfriend.

690
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,513
I want you there to supervise.

691
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,478
Whoa.

692
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:03,237
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.

693
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,194
Whoa!

694
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,318
Whoa, look, we got fans.

695
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,074
I didn't know that many people
knew who we were.

696
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,078
Hey, hold this. Thanks.

697
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,635
Hey!

698
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,432
- I'm gonna miss Yvonne.
- Let me tell you something.

699
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,398
Don't be chitchatting
with these people, man.

700
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,278
They're not your buddies,
they're your hostages.

701
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,238
I was just trying to be nice.

702
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,233
Yeah, I know, but then every time
you tell somebody to get on the floor

703
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,994
or be quiet, they're gonna be like,
"Oh, even me, Pip?

704
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,594
I thought we had something going."

705
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,434
You know, you gotta scare these people.
Practice, practice.

706
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,910
- Just try it.
- I just feel a little goofy, you know,

707
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,275
trying to be a badass - Why?

708
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,272
- With a water pistol.
- They don't know it's a water pistol.

709
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,875
They think it's real, right?
Come on, show me what you got.

710
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,269
Come on.

711
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,434
Okay. Get over there, please.
Thank you.

712
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,999
What are you, a crack baby?
Give me that.

713
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,753
- I got it, I got it.
- Give me... give me...

714
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,076
- I'll show you.
- All right.

715
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,390
Hey, you! You shut your mouth,

716
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,200
you chicken-sucking bastard,
or I'll stab your eyeballs out

717
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,078
and piss allover your brain!

718
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,799
It's gonna a slaughterhouse in here!

719
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,351
Dead bodies flying through the air
like freakin' rag dolls on fire!

720
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,034
Oh, my God.

721
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,079
- Okay?
- Okay, all right. Thank you.

722
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,793
- All right, against the wall.
- Come on, tough, tough!

723
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,713
Seriously, move it.

724
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,279
I'm not scared, Pip. Come on.

725
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,478
- I'm gonna stab your heads off.
- With what, with what?

726
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,153
- With my dick!
- Yeah!

727
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,711
Yeah! And blood's gonna
come out of your head!

728
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,238
There's nothing you can do about it
'cause I'm a madman!

729
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,313
- That's good.
- It kinda hurt my throat.

730
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,791
Come on, come on! Move, move!

731
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,509
Shit! Here comes the cavalry.

732
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,632
So she boots me out
of my own house

733
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,518
and now I'm shacking up
at the Motor Lodge.

734
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,479
12 years of marriage
and devotion down the tubes.

735
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,039
Hello, O'Malley.

736
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,999
Looks like they called you too soon,
Mace, everything is solving itself.

737
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,629
Good to hear it 'cause I'm taking over
the interior perimeter

738
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,837
and now you
and your patrol boys can fall back.

739
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,752
Like hell you are.
Didn't you hear what I just said?

740
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,196
- We don't have a situation here.
- Oh, yeah?

741
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,271
Well, what do you call
an office full of hostages?

742
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,954
Mace, I'm in the middle
of negotiations, God damn it.

743
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,077
And until I decide
there are no options,

744
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,311
you don't use force.

745
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,677
Well, okay, O'Malley.
It's your show.

746
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,918
- Hello?
- Hello.

747
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,311
- May I help you, sir?
- Hello.

748
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,711
Please, could you put me through
to someone on the scene?

749
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:02,915
I don't have much time.

750
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,238
Oh, Christ.

751
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,593
Looks like you've got your hands full,
Mr. Hostage Negotiator.

752
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,513
Let's go!
I want those media people back.

753
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,637
Come on! Move it! Get it back!

754
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,679
- Dispatch has another call from inside.
- Swell.

755
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,357
Listen, you sick sack of swill,
if you hurt one single...

756
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,511
- I don't have much time.
- What? Who is this?

757
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,478
My name is Doug Beech.
I work at the radio station.

758
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,359
Speak up, Beech.
Are they molesting you in any way?

759
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,079
No, I'm hiding in
the air-cooling system.

760
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,514
Now, they don't know that I'm here.

761
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,916
I want you to do
something for me, Beech,

762
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,798
but I can't allow you
to put yourself at risk.

763
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,951
- What?
- You got any kind of training?

764
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,192
- I was in the Merchant Marines.
- Marines, yeah, I copy that.

765
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,873
Will you get those people
away from the van?

766
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,554
- But I was an accountant.
- Nah, you won't be held accountable.

767
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:53,315
Listen, I want you
to be my man inside.

768
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,518
This is what I want you to do, Beech.

769
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,830
I want you to check in
with me periodically.

770
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,469
I want you to talk to me directly
and me only.

771
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,869
I have a number for you to call.

772
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,478
Check it out. Come on in.

773
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,838
- I'm gonna clip us some Cs, dude.
- Sweet.

774
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,913
Hey, you know, we've got these guys
by the short curlies.

775
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,957
We could demand
free stuff from the cops.

776
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,997
- Check it out.
- What am I talking about?

777
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,674
There's probably tons
of cool stuff here. Play track two.

778
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,150
As long as we're running the joint,
we might as well hear decent jams.

779
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,597
♪ We came here to entertain you ♪

780
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,671
♪ Leaving here we aggravate you ♪

781
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,151
♪ Don't you know
it means the same to me? ♪

782
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,789
♪ I'm the one, the one you love ♪

783
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,871
♪ Come on, baby, show your love ♪

784
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,039
♪ Yeah, give it to me ♪

785
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,477
♪ I see a flow that fills this room ♪

786
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:56,316
♪ I see it flowing out of you ♪

787
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,155
♪ Relay your message from above ♪

788
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,073
♪ I'm telling you, yeah ♪

789
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:07,074
♪ Show, show your love, babe ♪

790
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:11,074
♪ Show your love, babe ♪

791
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:15,313
♪ Show, show your love ♪

792
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:20,395
♪ Come on, show your love... ♪

793
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,719
Oh, yeah!
This is the real Rebel Radio.

794
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,190
The voice of the resistance,
this is Chazz speaking.

795
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,671
Yo! Shit, man,
you guys know how to have fun.

796
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,195
You can't cuss on the air.

797
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,993
Hey, look at all
the fresh stuff we found.

798
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,515
There's like 5,000 bucks worth
of backstage passes.

799
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,433
- Oh, you guys scored!
- Can I "bog" one of these?

800
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,590
You gotta see this.

801
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,593
We've got CDs,
we've got T-shirts, we've got...

802
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:13,436
Oh, what have we here?
Those sound like concert tickets to me.

803
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,114
What do you say
we take a few calls?

804
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,317
This is Ian, you're on the air.

805
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,437
Ooh, and let's turn down your radio,
okay, asshole?

806
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,399
I'm sorry.
I wanna talk to the guy with the gun.

807
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,518
I just said you're on the air,
numbnuts, so talk already.

808
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,234
I want some tickets
to that Orange County Invasion show

809
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,516
with Penelope Lovestocking
and Crimson Shroud.

810
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,798
Oh, man, you actually listen
to that Seattle bullshit?

811
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,759
- Shroud rips, dude.
- All right, bro, no problem.

812
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,752
You gotta come down to the station
and get 'em, though,

813
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,957
because we've got free tickets
to give away,

814
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,589
but we are completely
surrounded by cops.

815
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,513
- We need some feedback here. Go.
- You're on the air.

816
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,557
Whoa, am I on the air?

817
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,313
Come on, Butt-Head,
give me the phone.

818
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,994
Am I speaking English?
What'd I just say, dipshit?

819
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,676
- Come on, Butt-Head! No way.
- Shut up, Beavis.

820
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,837
So what do you guys want?

821
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,752
You guys are, like,
The Lone Rangers, right?

822
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:02,955
- Yeah.
- We saw you guys

823
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,758
at the Wheel Well last month.

824
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,069
You suck.

825
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,038
Come down here
and say that, you punks!

826
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,952
Damn straight,
you can kiss my ass.

827
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,350
Hey, why don't you make
all the chicks get naked?

828
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,471
Yeah, yeah. Naked.

829
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,995
Usual crop of wizards.

830
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,595
Hey, guys, you're on TV.

831
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,318
Newswoman:
A band of failed musicians

832
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,233
lashing out at the society
that won't listen to them.

833
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,313
Their target,
the only capitalist edifice

834
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:32,713
their MTV-soaked minds recognize:
a rock 'n' roll radio station...

835
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,156
Oh, man,
this is complete bullshit.

836
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,472
And I quote,
"White urban males are the least likely"

837
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,870
to illicit tears from a city
already beleaguered

838
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,156
"by people with real problems."

839
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,391
The mayor is on holiday in Tijuana...

840
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,278
I'd like to croak that bitch.

841
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,279
Mace, we have contact
with the man inside.

842
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,238
- Beech, is that you?
- It's a lot worse than I thought.

843
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,916
They've got six hostages.
It's three weirdos with Uzis.

844
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,400
Outstanding, Beech.

845
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,319
You just keep your eyes open
and your tail down.

846
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,229
Have you got any personnel at home
you want me to call, like a wife?

847
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,876
No, no, I don't even have a home.
I've got a condo.

848
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:49,352
Listen, I guess I just tried to wait
to meet the right woman.

849
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,989
I guess I should have waited
a little longer myself.

850
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,919
Let me tell you about
the shrew I married.

851
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:59,034
I used to come home tired every night,
sometimes five, six in the morning.

852
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,158
I dropped my underwear
on the floor one time,

853
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,119
had a teeny-weeny
little skid mark in it.

854
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,635
You'd have thought I started
World War Nine.

855
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,793
- There you go.
- Thank you.

856
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,715
Wow, you have really great arms.
You should definitely show them off.

857
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,793
<i>- How does he do that?
- Hp?</i>

858
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,553
He gets his hands
on more bumper than a body shop.

859
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:25,600
With that "I seem so stupid,
I must be cute" routine?

860
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:30,231
That's the quiet cool.
Chicks, man, they just flock on it.

861
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,153
Man, you got hot CDs here
and I never hear this stuff.

862
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,039
- Why don't you ever play these guys?
- That's Milo's call.

863
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,430
- Why don't we play 'em, Milo?
- Listen, if they're so hot,

864
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,398
how come they're not
tearing up the charts, babe?

865
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,632
'Cause you never play 'em, babe.
You suck.

866
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,791
- What do you think, Ian?
- Well, to tell you the truth,

867
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,951
I stick to the classics myself.

868
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,430
I'm afraid rock 'n' roll's been
all downhill since Lennon died.

869
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,034
You know, my whole life,

870
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,556
people have been cramming this
classic-rock crap just down my throat.

871
00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,597
And you really think I give a shit
about the Beatles?

872
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,435
No offense, but today's music
doesn't have a whole lot to say.

873
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,150
Is that right? So you're gonna tell me
that "Purple Haze" says something?

874
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,352
Hey, Ian, man,
wait till you hear our stuff.

875
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,555
We kick ass.

876
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:13,076
Swell. Yeah, I can't wait
to hear your brilliant song.

877
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,557
Beats the shit out of the fruity music
you listen to, tough guy.

878
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:20,839
Slick's got himself a whole crate
of Kenny G CDs and you're talking trash?

879
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,031
A crate of CDs?

880
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,191
Yeah, he's got a stockpile
of easy-listening

881
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,990
- shit-shingles in his office.
- You don't even listen to music, Milo.

882
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,753
What are you doing
with a whole crate of CDs?

883
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,151
Those are free promos, Ian. I use 'em
as stocking stuffers at Christmas.

884
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,038
It's the middle of July!

885
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,875
Aloha, out there in radio land.

886
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,112
This is Oedipus Rex on WKPP-Rex

887
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,669
comin' at ya,
smooth-talking DJ terrorist.

888
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,559
These guys rule, man. You're gonna
hear some new shit right now.

889
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,358
A whole box
of that crap right there.

890
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,393
Yeah, dude.

891
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,951
Blond wearing something
tight and black.

892
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,114
Great. Grand. Wonderful.

893
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,233
Come on, fellas.
Let's put a sock in it, okay?

894
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,631
What the hell are these?

895
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,515
They're shorts, Ian.
You know, pants with little legs?

896
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,677
And this?

897
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,480
Hey, I don't have to
explain myself to you, babe.

898
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,153
- Come here.
- What? I'm right here.

899
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,153
Speak to me. What's goin' down?

900
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,399
Okay, um...
we're changing formats.

901
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,234
Sunday midnight,
the station goes soft rock.

902
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,516
Rebel Radio's goin' soft?

903
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,513
Well, we're changing the name
of the station to The Rain.

904
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,878
You know, "Relax to the mellow sounds
of The Rain on KPPX."

905
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,559
That, and we're being forced
to restaff.

906
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,712
- You pud!
- All those blow jobs for nothing.

907
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,350
You're firing me,
you little snake-in-the-grass bastard?

908
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,273
Where do you get the balls
to fire me?

909
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,556
This was handed down
from above, Ian!

910
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:28,472
I fought this kicking
and screaming!

911
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,758
You've just begun to kick and scream,
you sniveling putz!

912
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,878
- I'll kill you!
- Ah!

913
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,713
Fight!

914
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,792
- Yeah!
- Ooh! Ow, my spine!

915
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,071
You're Kayla!

916
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:03,232
I need to talk to you
about Chazz Darvey.

917
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,597
If Chazz needs any bail money,
you can just tell him to forget it.

918
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,230
Look, there's a situation
down at Rebel Radio.

919
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,280
I'm gonna need to take you in.
Look, Chazz says you've got a tape.

920
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:20,112
- Please!
- Hey, check out Barney Fife.

921
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,432
Don't you think you're out
of your league, chunk-style?

922
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,910
Look, I don't wanna have to
bring you boys in on a 148.

923
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:43,392
That's obstruction.

924
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,118
Now what are you gonna do
about that?

925
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,956
Ow!

926
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,952
Improvise.

927
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,557
So she says to me, "He was only
cleaning the pool filter, Sniggles."

928
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:07,270
And I'm thinking to myself,
"It's 7:00 p.m., he's in dungarees

929
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,158
and his equipment is bone-dry."

930
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:13,473
Pool filter, my ass! Thing is, she could
have left me for a plastic surgeon,

931
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,758
but a lousy pool cleaner?!

932
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,871
Kayla, if you're out there listening,

933
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,997
listen, I really need
that demo tape

934
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,037
and you've gotta get down
to the station.

935
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,793
- We'll talk about it when you get here.
- Damn it.

936
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,671
Shoo, dog. Oh, shoo!

937
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,151
Now stay.

938
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,714
Uh, 67 copies of "Moby-Dick."

939
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,869
- The movie or the book?
- They made a book out of that?

940
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,917
- Yeah, I think so.
- Yeah, get the book.

941
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,196
What are you guys doing?

942
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,596
We're taking the cops up
on those demands they wanted.

943
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,478
- We've got a killer list going.
- Yeah, check it out.

944
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,313
We ask for airplay
and whatever else we want,

945
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,153
then we demand a whole bunch
of weird stuff.

946
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,038
This way,
we can plead insanity later.

947
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:33,278
- Where did this come from?
- Pip's idea.

948
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,070
- Way to go, Pip.
- You guys are crazy, man.

949
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,880
You're all Whoo-hoo and shit.

950
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:45,870
- So, what else we got so far?
- Number one: airplay, underlined twice.

951
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,350
Number two: a football helmet
filled with cottage cheese.

952
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,353
Number three: a Zon walnut bass
with a graphite neck.

953
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,636
- Thank you.
- Hey, wait. What about some for me?

954
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,235
Go for broke. It's on the LAPD.

955
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,756
I want me a PRS Guitar
with a dragon inlay.

956
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,240
- Nice.
- Yeah!

957
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,073
I'm coming, you bastard.

958
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,477
Number 13:
naked pictures of Bea Arthur.

959
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,359
- Excuse me?
- The chick from "The Golden Girls."

960
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,751
Look, I know who she is.
Come on, fellas, I'm just a street cop.

961
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,390
How am I supposed to find
all this stuff? A giant baby bottle?

962
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,836
- Give me a break.
- You better figure it out, Papi,

963
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,158
or it's curtains for everyone.
Oh, yeah, and we want a record contract,

964
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,994
so let's get some kind of
record executive down here pronto.

965
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,360
- What?
- What are you asking for

966
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,796
- a record contract for?
- That's what we want.

967
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,110
Look, you don't demand one
from the cops, okay?

968
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,636
- It's gotta come unsolicited.
- What's unsolicited?

969
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,194
- Forget it. Just forget it.
- What did I do, man?

970
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,595
Come on,
I'm just yankin' the guy.

971
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,149
Hey, look, it's one thing
to goof around a little bit, okay,

972
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,476
but we do have a serious agenda here.
Now are you with that?

973
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,109
- Yeah, I'm with that.
- Good.

974
00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,674
Moody.

975
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,998
Pip, what are you thinking about?

976
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,150
Swimming pools.

977
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,311
Swimming pools, huh?

978
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,869
Yeah.
I wish I was in one right now.

979
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,600
The water's all clear and cool,

980
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,639
then you spin around in
there like an egg.

981
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,358
- Do you have a girlfriend?
- Mm-mm.

982
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,875
No?

983
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,351
It's kind of weird
us meeting like this, huh?

984
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,193
I don't know.

985
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,998
We got that background check in.

986
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,231
Yeah, let me see this.

987
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,198
"Chazz Darvey,
born Jerkwater, Iowa."

988
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,512
Real name: Chester Ogilvie.

989
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,913
DMV says his occupation
is "master of ceremonies."

990
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,072
- Rest?
- Just two tickets for helmet violation.

991
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:01,631
Just another small-town punk
comin' out west to be a star.

992
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,518
- Anything else?
- Yeah, local PD

993
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,956
just faxed us this picture.

994
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,591
Chester.

995
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,036
I promise I'm giving you
the same rate as everybody else.

996
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:16,392
I know it's steep, but think how many
people are gonna be listening.

997
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,870
This is prime advertising.

998
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,230
Yo, scumbag, what are you doing?

999
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,959
Are you selling ads
on our airtime?

1000
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,679
Hold on a second, will you, Brad?

1001
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,434
Do you mind?
I've got a station to run here.

1002
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:28,749
Yeah, I'm back.

1003
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,749
If the cops kill him before the spot
runs, you'll get a complete refund.

1004
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,560
Oh! Uh, Brad.

1005
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,878
You just hung up
on a very important man. Ah!

1006
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,077
Oh.

1007
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,519
Help.

1008
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,716
Did you find anything in that van?

1009
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,030
- Drugs?
- Nah, just some toys

1010
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,157
and a bunch of pool-cleaning gear.

1011
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,789
Pool-cleaning gear?

1012
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,519
Give me that damn phone.

1013
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,240
- What?! A gun?!
- That's affirmative.

1014
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,279
These cowboys are
much more dangerous than I thought.

1015
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,636
Now just work your way up
the ventilation ducts to the roof.

1016
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,199
A couple of my men
will meet you there.

1017
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,670
- Yeah, but a gun?
- Mace out.

1018
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,239
Hey, can I ask you something?

1019
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,670
What's with you guys
and these tattoos?

1020
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,309
Check it out.

1021
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,756
I got this barbed wire here.

1022
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,073
Gecko.

1023
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:42,160
And this one is so cool.
It's, uh, the Grim Reaper.

1024
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,472
See? I'm gonna get some more cash
and probably color it in

1025
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,950
or put some chaps on it
or something.

1026
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,031
You know, I mean,
I can understand "Mom"

1027
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,919
or "I Heart Wanda,"

1028
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,479
but why the Reaper?

1029
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,517
Well...

1030
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,473
it's like death is stalking me

1031
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,991
and he's telling me I better get off
my ass and get this band rolling.

1032
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,800
This is for real.
I gotta cut a record.

1033
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:09,476
I figure, you know, I'm screwed up
and average enough

1034
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,234
that I could write a song
that'll live on forever

1035
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,193
and then after that, it don't matter.

1036
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,993
You know?

1037
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,833
Okay, kiddies, listen up

1038
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,753
because this is Ian the Shark's
final night here at KPPX.

1039
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,275
That's right.
Special unscheduled announcement:

1040
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,513
effective Monday,
this station goes easy listening.

1041
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,274
We're having a big farewell
parking-lot party tonight,

1042
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:39,071
so come on down!

1043
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,880
Now part of our final hurrah,
we have a special segment called:

1044
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:44,395
"Getting To Know
Your Armed Assailant."

1045
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,637
Now we have Chazz Darvy here.

1046
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,713
Now, Chazz, you say
all you wanna do is be heard.

1047
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,474
Well, you've got the whole world
listening. What do you got to say?

1048
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:56,190
Well, I guess all we have to say
is that we wanna be heard.

1049
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,313
Yeah, well, we've kind of
established that. What else?

1050
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,598
Hey, man, what are you doing, man?
You can't be putting me on the spot.

1051
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,956
What, do you want him to make a speech?
Who does he look like, Sting?

1052
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,198
Okay, you've sold out the Forum.

1053
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,193
You're standing in front
of 20,000 screaming fans.

1054
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,829
What are you gonna say to 'em?

1055
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,640
I'm gonna say rock 'n' roll!

1056
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,995
Warp speed, Mr. Sulu!

1057
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,594
Yeah.

1058
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,952
That's It?
You're gonna scream, "Rock 'n' roll"?

1059
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,555
- You're gonna go to jail for that?
- There's a saying, Milo:

1060
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,075
"If it's too loud, you're too old."

1061
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:27,515
- Where are you goin'?
- You mind if I take a pee, man?

1062
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,149
Good luck.

1063
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,998
Don't forget to shake.

1064
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,391
Milo.

1065
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,200
What are you doing,
you little buttnut?

1066
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:42,749
Milo, Milo, Milo. Milo!
Open the door, let us out.

1067
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,911
- Milo!
- Quiet.

1068
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,352
- Open the door, Milo.
- Quiet.

1069
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:51,511
Open that door, Milo.

1070
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,753
- What the hell was that?
- I don't know.

1071
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,593
Don't yell at me, Milo.

1072
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,354
You're screwing on
my $1,400 leather couch!

1073
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,831
You're just so rude! You don't just
burst in here without knocking.

1074
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,640
If there is one stain on that couch...

1075
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,677
You'll what?! Fire me?

1076
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,592
Well, guess what, I quit!

1077
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,639
Oh, don't. I don't want you
to lose your job over this.

1078
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,359
Milo, this was my bust.

1079
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,239
A scream fest... oh, Pip.

1080
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,311
Get your filthy shoes
off my furniture!

1081
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,232
Suzzi, you can leave right now.

1082
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:26,916
No, I can't, because I'm a hostage
and Pip is my...

1083
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,276
Pip is my man with a gun.

1084
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,673
- And he says I get to stay. Right, Pip?
- Sorry, dude.

1085
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,638
Pip, put the monster away.

1086
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,837
Oh, now what?

1087
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,399
All right, everybody,
back to the booth.

1088
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,198
Ah!

1089
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,316
Oh, please, no. Don't do this.

1090
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,915
I can't take it, man.
My aunt was buried alive!

1091
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,111
- Give it a rest.
- Not in the closet!

1092
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,715
- What are they trying to pull now?
- Messin' with our heads.

1093
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,269
Chazz! Chazz. Guys.

1094
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,000
Hey, Chazz, let me in.

1095
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,833
Keep an eye on him, Pip.

1096
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,356
Chazz. Hey, guys.
Chazz, let me in.

1097
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,399
- Who are you?
- Chris Moore, Capitol Records.

1098
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,914
A and R. Come on, let me in.

1099
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,479
I told you, man.
Things are going our way.

1100
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,399
Take three steps back
from the door.

1101
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:18,070
Toss me some ID.

1102
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:19,958
All right, man,
how'd you find us?

1103
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,236
The cops told me you guys
are looking for a record contract.

1104
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,273
There is something going on here.
We've gotta take advantage of this.

1105
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,078
- Come on, let's talk.
- Yeah, what's that?

1106
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,078
What's that?
Will you look? This is hot.

1107
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,590
You guys are the hottest thing
since Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

1108
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,274
- Marky Mark! That guy sucks.
- Okay, forget Marky Mark.

1109
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,670
There's magic out here, guys.
Let's talk contracts.

1110
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,558
I promise you,
someday we're gonna be backstage

1111
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,677
at the Forum laughing about this.

1112
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,797
All right,
let me ask you a question.

1113
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,469
What side did you take in the big
David Lee Roth / Van Halen split?

1114
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,358
- What do you mean?
- What kind of question is that?

1115
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,797
- What side did you take? Halen or Roth?
- Van Halen.

1116
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,270
- He's a cop.
- Later, bacon.

1117
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,272
- Oink, oink.
- Strictly a judgment call.

1118
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,590
They sold a lot of records
after Dave left the group.

1119
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,797
Come on, one more question.
Hey, Chazz, come on, one more.

1120
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:00,950
Right, right, right.

1121
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:03,111
Who'd win in a wrestling match,
Lemmy or God?

1122
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:04,873
- Lemmy.
- Ah!

1123
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,077
<i>- God.
- Wrong, dickhead. Trick question.</i>

1124
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,953
- Lemmy is God.
- Oh, come on.

1125
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:13,193
Get outta here! Get outta here!
Get outta here!

1126
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,112
What the hell is this, O'Malley, huh?

1127
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,317
Now you bring in a cop,
are you trying to kill me?

1128
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:21,189
Is that it? I'm not going nowhere, pal!
You put the power back on.

1129
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,193
You can't be rambling on-air like that.
You're stirring the crowd up.

1130
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,513
I got free concert tickets here!
For me and you and you...

1131
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,557
What the hell is going on?
Get those people outta here!

1132
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:33,354
Get 'em outta here!

1133
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,911
I love a parade!

1134
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,591
Hey, man, did you check out
all that poony, man?

1135
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:44,070
We could parlay this into
a hummer at least! They love us!

1136
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,038
Yeah, they love us.

1137
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,033
- You put the power back on!
- No, I'm not gonna do that, Chazz.

1138
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,555
I'm drawing the line there!

1139
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:54,280
Yo, is everyone havin'
a good time tonight?

1140
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:55,874
Yeah!

1141
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,509
So you gonna let the cops
shut this party down?

1142
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,672
So they got the guns.
We got the numbers!

1143
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,993
Rodney King! Rodney King!

1144
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,516
Rodney King! Rodney King!

1145
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:23,518
- Holy shit!
- Rodney King?

1146
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,957
- What's that supposed to mean?
- He's that guy.

1147
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,873
Rodney King! Rodney King!

1148
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,559
All right, damn it!
Turn the goddamn power back on.

1149
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:48,152
- Chazz! Chazz!
- Kayla! Kayla!

1150
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:50,391
Hey, I tried to call you.
I'm sorry, it was my fault.

1151
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,597
No, you don't have to say that.
I was being a bitch.

1152
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,199
Why don't you give it up, Chester?

1153
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:55,919
You and sweetie pie
can talk it over later.

1154
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,832
You stay out of this
and get your hands off her!

1155
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,594
- Why did he call you that?
- Uh...

1156
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,956
There's a lot Chester
didn't tell you about. Right, Chester?

1157
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,590
- What's he talking about, Chazz?
- It's, uh... he's, uh...

1158
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:10,196
uh, shi... you, man... Kayla,
there's something I gotta tell you.

1159
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,471
What?

1160
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,871
Um...

1161
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,678
I was a geek in high school.

1162
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,400
I had really short hair.

1163
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,154
I played Dungeons and Dragons.

1164
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:26,392
I had a bug collection.
I ate my boogers.

1165
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,712
My name's not Chazz.

1166
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,991
It's Chester.

1167
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,835
And I understand
if you don't love me anymore.

1168
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,311
I played D&D, too!

1169
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,640
I was editor of the school magazine.

1170
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,598
Yeah!

1171
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,872
I used to wear corduroy pants.

1172
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,354
I used to masturbate constantly.

1173
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:05,270
- We're with you, Chazz.
- I want your body!

1174
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,993
Chazz! Chazz! Chazz!

1175
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,872
Okay, everybody,
this is my girlfriend Kayla.

1176
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:44,075
She brought the tape.

1177
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,151
- About time.
- Hey, what's happening?

1178
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,357
We're going on the air, Pip.
We're going live! This is it, man!

1179
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,353
- This is the payoff.
- Oh, whoa. What happened to this?

1180
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:55,036
- It fell off the nightstand.
- What did you do to my tape?

1181
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,157
- Can we even play this?
- I don't know.

1182
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,914
Maybe if I clean it up
and respool it. Christ!

1183
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,356
I came all the way down here
just to bring you that stupid tape.

1184
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,511
Yeah, and you took real good care
of it, didn't you, Yoko?!

1185
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,552
Okay, everybody, shut up!

1186
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:10,031
Chazz, I have been with you...

1187
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,874
almost as long
as these two assholes!

1188
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:16,670
I think it's about time
they treated me with a little respect!

1189
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,116
This thing smells like piss, man.

1190
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,550
Kayla, I don't have time
for this noise.

1191
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,950
Did you come to bitch at Rex
or to help us out?

1192
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,197
'Cause you're being a complete...

1193
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,278
I can't believe this!
After all I've done for you!

1194
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:36,239
And what do you do? You chew me out
in front of your friends!

1195
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,994
- You're acting like a spaz!
- What about you?

1196
01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:42,118
You go and pull this moron stunt.

1197
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,954
If you would just think
for one second

1198
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,191
instead of always trying to be
little glory boy.

1199
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,749
- Is that so, huh?
- Yeah, that's so, Chester.

1200
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,319
You're outta here.

1201
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,670
- What?
- Get outta here! Get lost, all right?

1202
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,274
I got a million things
going through my brain,

1203
01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:56,914
I don't need
your stupid bullshit, too.

1204
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,310
I'm a part of this.
You wrote that song for me.

1205
01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:00,595
That's my song!

1206
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,752
I wrote that song
before I even met you.

1207
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,199
Everybody,
go about your business.

1208
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,798
Go about your business.

1209
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,112
Nobody look at me!

1210
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,994
My Christ! What are you doing?

1211
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:36,958
You don't even care!

1212
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,555
You don't even care
what happens to me!

1213
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:43,600
What have I got?
My guitar, my bike, and my woman.

1214
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,876
That's all I got in the world.
And you keep kicking me out!

1215
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,758
It's making me insane!

1216
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,878
I figure if I get a record contract,
I can make it up to you.

1217
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:52,593
I'm doing this for you!

1218
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,797
I suppose now you're gonna say
that you love me, right?

1219
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,072
Oh, come on! Here I am,
I'm holding a gun to a guy's head

1220
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,834
just so the whole world
can hear your song.

1221
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,277
- Is that love or what?
- Tell me.

1222
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:08,592
- What do you want from me?
- Tell me.

1223
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,793
All right.

1224
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,477
- I love you.
- Oh, my God.

1225
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,674
What else can I say?

1226
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,516
Oh, God!

1227
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,671
Oh!

1228
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,518
Well, that fried out
most of the board.

1229
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:47,755
- Damn it.
- Great.

1230
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:49,069
Shit!

1231
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:57,073
Goddamn.

1232
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,510
Hey, you guys,
bring in the stuff.

1233
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:49,670
Yeah!

1234
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,751
I can't believe
they actually found all this crap.

1235
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:04,195
I don't know, man. Maybe we didn't
make the demands weird enough, huh?

1236
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:08,638
Man, these are my people.
Hey, hey, we're partyin' in here.

1237
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,877
Whoo! We got all kinds of beer.

1238
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:17,033
Am I rockin' or what?

1239
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,477
Shit.

1240
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,434
Die, dog!

1241
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:34,791
It's a plastic gun!

1242
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,759
Oh, my eyes!

1243
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:47,914
No, not me!

1244
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:54,194
- It's a plastic gun!
- A plastic gun?!

1245
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:57,318
Did you hear that?
It's a plastic gun. We're moving in.

1246
01:12:57,480 --> 01:13:00,791
Everybody get back to the booth!

1247
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,679
Hold it!

1248
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,672
Don't anybody move!

1249
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:14,357
Now back up against the wall

1250
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,670
and put your hands
above your heads.

1251
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:42,718
- It's a real gun!
- Fall back behind the barriers.

1252
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:45,030
God help us all!

1253
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:51,559
It's all right, Chazz.
Stay calm. We're pulling back.

1254
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,396
Body count! Body count!

1255
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,554
Everybody get back to the booth!
Get back! Get back!

1256
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:14,234
- Hurry up! Move it, move it, move it.
- Cockroach.

1257
01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:18,391
Ah!

1258
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,236
- Hello.
- Yes, hello. Put the pig on!

1259
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:38,157
- Chazz, is everybody okay in there?
- You "shitwich"!

1260
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,755
- What the hell was that bullshit?
- I'm gonna grease somebody in here,

1261
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:43,230
- I swear to Christ!
- Chazz, don't do anything crazy.

1262
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,755
- What was all that firing about?
- You tell me, buddy!

1263
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,359
You've got guys
coming in the ceiling at me!

1264
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:50,433
Just calm down. I swear to you, we don't
have anybody trying to break in.

1265
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:53,592
- I wouldn't do that to you.
- Okay, if this bullshit happens again,

1266
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,599
- I'm gonna start blasting, so help me!
- You have my word.

1267
01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:00,998
- How long before you play your tape?
- Uh, how long?

1268
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:04,232
Uh, we're working on it.
I don't know. Pretty soon.

1269
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,074
I'll have a record executive for you,
okay? He'll be here soon.

1270
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,436
Now you know my rules.

1271
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,194
How about sending out
another hostage just as a sign...

1272
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,118
That guy in the ceiling,
what was that?

1273
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,594
He says he doesn't know.

1274
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,870
Hey, man, back there,
that was huge. Thanks.

1275
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:23,396
- Rock 'n' roll.
- Whoo.

1276
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,039
Okay, who's got a Tic Tac?

1277
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,118
Hello there, boys.

1278
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,957
Hi, Chazz. Jimmie Wing.
Remember me?

1279
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,316
I was thinking about you
after our meeting yesterday

1280
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:44,949
and I wanted to get in touch,
but you didn't leave your phone number.

1281
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,191
Yeah.
Well, I figured you'd come around.

1282
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:50,671
This is the chimp from Palatine?
I told you, man. We scored.

1283
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,832
- Hi there. Jimmie Wing.
- Hi. How are you?

1284
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,152
Bea Arthur. Outstanding.

1285
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:01,999
Can you believe it?

1286
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,476
A record exec came all the way
down here to meet you guys.

1287
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,510
- You have to be careful.
- Jimmie!

1288
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:11,672
Entertainment executives
make their living screwing people.

1289
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:14,150
- Got a proposition for you.
- Oh, shit.

1290
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:17,995
Okay, I know you think I'm a dick...
cheese... burger or whatever,

1291
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:20,356
but you're gonna need someone
to negotiate for you.

1292
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,989
I will offer my services
for 10 percent of the pretax gross.

1293
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,195
That's standard.

1294
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:25,998
Shine on that, Chazz.
It ain't worth it.

1295
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:29,278
Think about it.
These things can be very tricky.

1296
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:30,993
You know, he's right.

1297
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:35,472
My ex-boyfriend Parker was a model,
and one time they stole his shoes.

1298
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:42,197
- He hasn't even heard the demo yet.
- Well, if he likes it,

1299
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:45,034
- I'd like to help.
- What do you think, Ian?

1300
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:47,595
No, he's right.
But make that 5 percent, Milo,

1301
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,036
you scum-sucking weasel.

1302
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,713
Okay, done.

1303
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,349
- Untie me.
- You're doing so good, babe.

1304
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,910
Now what?

1305
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:05,513
Hey, Rex, Rex? It's me. Rex!

1306
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,552
It's that surfer guy,
he wants to come back inside.

1307
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,189
What?
Will you tell that guy to piss off?

1308
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:13,159
Guys! Guys!

1309
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,440
- Hey, no dice, man. Get outta here.
- Oh, come on, Rex.

1310
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,876
Let me back in, man.
I'm not gonna try anything.

1311
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:24,237
- You shouldn't have escaped, then.
- Come on, bro. I was havin' a blast!

1312
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:27,552
Come on, Rex. Rex!

1313
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:30,439
I wanna get a drum set
that goes underwater

1314
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:33,831
so in the middle of our show they
dunk me in a tank and I can do my solo.

1315
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,111
Cool.

1316
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:39,432
Dude, I'm gonna get me a leather
jumpsuit with the crotch cut out.

1317
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:41,432
Rex, can you set up
this sound system

1318
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,637
so Jimmie Wing can hear the tape
in the conference room?

1319
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:47,470
- I'm just... I gotta...
- Yeah, go ahead.

1320
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:52,113
Hey, Rex, man.
We're gonna go to jail, huh?

1321
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,632
Small price to pay
for being a legend.

1322
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,110
Remember when Ozzy got busted
for pissing on the Alamo

1323
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,112
and was banned
from San Antonio for a decade?

1324
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,597
Did his time, went back,
rocked the place.

1325
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:06,274
Section G where it says

1326
01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:09,193
"riots, civil disturbance, war,
acts of God," et cetera.

1327
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,237
- What about it?
- Amend that to exclude

1328
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,799
this kidnap-hostage crisis.

1329
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,389
That can be construed
as an act of public enemy.

1330
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,119
- Done.
- Bro, where's the tape deck?

1331
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:19,749
Oh, why? We need that, too?

1332
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:22,156
- Let me see your arm.
- Why?

1333
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:24,152
- Ow!
- Get it, retard.

1334
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:36,716
♪ Look me in the eye ♪

1335
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:41,351
♪ Then tell me that I'm satisfied ♪

1336
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:48,754
♪ Are you satisfied? ♪

1337
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:52,793
♪ Everything goes ♪

1338
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:56,840
♪ Well, if anything goes
all of the time ♪

1339
01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,229
♪ Everything you dream of ♪

1340
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,437
♪ Is right in front of ya... ♪

1341
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:12,039
- The board's fried. I can't fix It.
- Oh!

1342
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,555
No, Ian. Come on, man,
you gotta help me.

1343
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,792
I don't know what to tell ya.
There's nothing more that I can do.

1344
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,719
- This is it, babe.
- All set, Chazz.

1345
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,952
- Here we go, my man.
- This is so exciting!

1346
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:29,033
- Oh, my God. Here it is.
- All right.

1347
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,038
- Record contract?
- Uh-huh.

1348
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:34,710
- We got a record contract!
- Everything's square, too.

1349
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:38,714
Just autograph it on the last page
and you got yourself a deal.

1350
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:41,030
Hah! We got a contract!

1351
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:43,953
We got a contract!

1352
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,112
- We made it, babe.
- Congratulations!

1353
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:52,357
- Stop!
- Hey, man, what are you doing?

1354
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:53,919
Hey, bro, we got signed!

1355
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,913
- No, way. Are you crapping me?
- What are you doing with that?

1356
01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:58,878
- Didn't you play the song for him?
- No, no.

1357
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:00,713
We didn't hook this thing up yet.

1358
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:05,515
- So you two haven't heard the demo?
- I heard it on the radio earlier.

1359
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:08,559
You heard it for about five seconds
and then it got ate.

1360
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:11,758
Well, Chazz, my man,

1361
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:14,434
it's not just the music,
it's the way you talk about it.

1362
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,398
You have such passion.

1363
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:19,837
- Whoa, whoa. What am I hearing?
- What's wrong, man?

1364
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,113
- No deal. No.
- What's this?

1365
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:27,510
- What are you talking about?
- No deal!

1366
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,910
Yesterday, dick-shine here
kicks me out of Palatine Records

1367
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,754
and today he has
a record contract for me to sign.

1368
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:34,797
He hasn't even heard my tape.
No deal!

1369
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,394
But this is what you wanted!

1370
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,830
You wanna know
what I think of your contract?

1371
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,230
Allow me to demonstrate.

1372
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,314
He wipes his ass
with his record contract.

1373
01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:52,711
- I love this guy.
- But we still have a deal, right?

1374
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:55,394
I wanna be a rock star someday,
but on my own terms.

1375
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,074
Well, I got some news for you,
big guy.

1376
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,719
You already are a star.

1377
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:02,918
You can't buy this kind
of media exposure.

1378
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:05,913
We are sitting on a gold mine here.

1379
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,594
I am offering a long-term contract

1380
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,632
that will get your music out
to millions of listeners,

1381
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:12,672
plus a whole lot more.

1382
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,719
Like what "a whole lot more"?

1383
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,951
Well, ever since
you signed this contract,

1384
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:20,191
you've been under the umbrella
of Palatine Records.

1385
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:23,796
We have an army of attorneys
looking out for all our investments.

1386
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:27,999
Chazz, rock stars don't go to jail.

1387
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:31,994
Christ. Vince Neil only got 30 days
and he killed somebody.

1388
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:35,755
Hey, buddy,
you swear you can get us off?

1389
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,275
I swear...
if you guys play ball.

1390
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,511
That's what I'm here for.

1391
01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:42,478
Hey, Chazz, why don't we
just play the tape on the air?

1392
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:43,835
They're gonna be
throwing deals at us.

1393
01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:46,077
Can't do that, man.
Console's busted.

1394
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:50,030
It's this or nothing.

1395
01:21:56,880 --> 01:22:00,396
Okay. Super-duper.
We're making records.

1396
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:02,637
What about the song?

1397
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:06,031
- How we gonna play...
- Ah. I'm already ahead of you.

1398
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,837
Officer O'Malley. Jimmie Wing.

1399
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,071
What are you doing
sending me in with these animals?

1400
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:19,715
They're completely out of control.

1401
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,439
Yes. Yes.

1402
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:24,035
They have some more demands.

1403
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:37,560
Okay, in just a few moments now,

1404
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:39,239
we're gonna be witnessing
the culmination

1405
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:41,073
of this extraordinary
rock 'n' roll drama.

1406
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,754
Alive performance by
"The Lone Rangers."

1407
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,672
Wait a minute. Cut it, cut it.
That can't be right.

1408
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:47,592
You can't pluralize "Lone Ranger."

1409
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:50,752
If he's too expensive, get the guy
who did the Guns N' Roses video.

1410
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,911
- Try for John Landis.
- Landis is huge.

1411
01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:55,879
This is great.
This is a major media event.

1412
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:59,396
We have lights, we have crowds...
We are gonna bury Lollapalooza!

1413
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:02,359
- I said no!
- Look at the boots they gave me.

1414
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,830
- Excuse me.
- How is this?

1415
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:08,271
- I feel kinda goofy.
- You look like an idiot.

1416
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,956
Remember, this only works
if you still have the hostages.

1417
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:27,997
Okay, Kayla, guns up.

1418
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:29,958
Hey, what about me?

1419
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,313
Oh, yeah!

1420
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:44,274
I love you, Chazz!

1421
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,399
This is a soggy dream come true!

1422
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,870
This is rockin'. Yeah!

1423
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,317
- All right!
- Whoo!

1424
01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:00,994
Let's give it to 'em.

1425
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:05,240
Oh, yeah.

1426
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,999
Hey, man.

1427
01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:29,439
- What?! It's not turned on.
- They ain't givin' us no juice.

1428
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:32,240
The amps are props.
They're just background for the video.

1429
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,040
We'll play your tape through
the PA system and you pantomime.

1430
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,873
- What, are you yanking me?
- Look, look,

1431
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,839
if you don't do it this way, then
we won't be able to sync it up in post.

1432
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,435
Okay, Rex,
lift up the gun so they can see it.

1433
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:45,353
- I ain't lip-syncing, man.
- It's a video.

1434
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:49,150
- People always lip-sync in videos.
- Oh, come on, this is bullshit.

1435
01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,994
That's all we are to you, huh?
Some freak show?

1436
01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:54,879
For all you care, our album
could be Pip farting on a snare drum.

1437
01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:57,793
- Guys!
- I ain't fartin' on no snare drum.

1438
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,351
If you guys don't do it,
we don't have a deal.

1439
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:05,514
Me and the lawyers
from Palatine Records, we walk.

1440
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:08,513
- Now do you get that?
- All right. Come here.

1441
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:10,512
Come here, man.
We can't do that.

1442
01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,559
- Don't make us be lame.
- Okay. Roll tape.

1443
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:19,751
Listen, dirthead, shut your mouth
and do what you're told.

1444
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:49,439
What are you doing?
We're filming!

1445
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:51,273
Play, you little maggot.

1446
01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:54,319
Jimmie, get out of there.
You're ruining my shot.

1447
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:58,269
Listen, I own you! I own you!

1448
01:25:58,440 --> 01:25:59,794
Oh, yeah!

1449
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:03,351
You can't see nothin' from back there,
you filthy scumbags!

1450
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:07,195
Come on down!

1451
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:09,954
Come on, let's go!

1452
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:21,316
Holy shit! Back it up!

1453
01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:23,915
Just get outta the way.
Let 'em go.

1454
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:40,359
It's total anarchy!

1455
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,838
- Whoo!
- Check it out, man. They dig our song.

1456
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:03,516
All right! Rock 'n' roll!

1457
01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,034
♪ What's Johnny doin' out
on a Tuesday night? ♪

1458
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,635
♪ Johnny can't read,
Johnny can't write ♪

1459
01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:45,000
♪ Kids just don't understand ♪

1460
01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:47,436
♪ Johnny don't care about the world ♪

1461
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:51,150
♪ As long as he can do his girl ♪

1462
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:54,312
♪ And prove that he's a man ♪

1463
01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:59,634
♪ Degenerated ♪

1464
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:04,351
♪ And our minds are vegetated ♪

1465
01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:07,399
♪ Degenerated ♪

1466
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:09,278
♪ Degenerated... ♪ - Rex!

1467
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:15,072
- What are you doin', man?
- ♪ Vegetated ♪

1468
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:20,235
♪ Degenerated ♪

1469
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:24,916
We start touring in six months.

1470
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:28,072
Well, three months
if they behave themselves.

1471
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:30,112
♪ Degenerate, degenerate ♪

1472
01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:33,631
♪ Degenerate, degenerate. ♪

1473
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:32,840
♪ Nine to five and five to nine ♪

1474
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,833
♪ Ain't gonna take it, it's our time ♪

1475
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:39,709
♪ We want the world
and we want it now ♪

1476
01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:42,599
♪ We're gonna take it anyhow ♪

1477
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:48,836
♪ We want the airwaves ♪

1478
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,640
♪ We want the airwaves, baby ♪

1479
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:55,680
♪ If rock is gonna stay alive ♪

1480
01:29:55,840 --> 01:29:57,672
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1481
01:29:57,840 --> 01:29:59,399
♪ Well, all right ♪

1482
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,393
♪ Let's rock tonight ♪

1483
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:05,279
♪ All night ♪

1484
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:11,035
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1485
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,032
♪ Well, all right ♪

1486
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:16,272
♪ Let's rock tonight ♪

1487
01:30:16,440 --> 01:30:21,799
♪ All night ♪

1488
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,560
♪ Where's your guts
and your will to survive? ♪

1489
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:34,395
♪ Don't you wanna keep
rock 'n' roll music alive? ♪

1490
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,313
♪ Mr. Programmer,
I got my hammer ♪

1491
01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:40,359
♪ And I'm gonna smash my,
smash my radio ♪

1492
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:47,074
♪ We want the airwaves ♪

1493
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,880
♪ We want the airwaves, baby ♪

1494
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:52,953
♪ If rock is gonna stay alive ♪

1495
01:30:53,120 --> 01:30:55,157
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1496
01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:57,391
♪ Well, all right ♪

1497
01:30:57,560 --> 01:31:00,234
♪ Let's rock tonight ♪

1498
01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:02,994
♪ All night ♪

1499
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,473
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1500
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:11,119
♪ Well, all right ♪

1501
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:13,749
♪ Let's rock tonight ♪

1502
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:19,359
♪ All night ♪

1503
01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:56,440
♪ We want the airwaves ♪

1504
01:32:01,440 --> 01:32:04,512
♪ We want the airwaves, baby. ♪