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Norman, come here.
Come here.

2
00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,368
Norman.

3
00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,663
Hurry up.

4
00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:11,000
The loons.
The loons.

5
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They're welcoming us back.

6
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I don't hear a thing.

7
00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,701
Just look at this place.

8
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- It's a mess, isn't it?
- Just take a second.

9
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It'll be all shipshape again

10
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and warmer.

11
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Phone works!

12
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At least I think it does.

13
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Hello.

14
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Hello!

15
00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:41,817
Hello!

16
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,239
Who the hell is that?

17
00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:51,202
Who the hell's
in this picture here?

18
00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,537
Who the hell is that?

19
00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,999
Hello.
Who's this?

20
00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,626
The operator?

21
00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,003
What do you want?

22
00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,381
You called.
You must want something.

23
00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:05,091
Oh, wait a minute.

24
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I did call you,
but you never answered.

25
00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,389
Well, how are you?

26
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How nice.

27
00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:16,602
Listen, this is Norman Thayer, Jr.
over on Golden Pond.

28
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I have something
I want you to do.

29
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Call me up.
Can you do that?

30
00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,442
I want to check my phone,
see if it still rings.

31
00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,321
Hasn't rung all winter.
May have lost its whatsie.

32
00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,198
You have my number?

33
00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,033
I have no idea.

34
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It's got a nine,
that's all I know.

35
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It's in the book!
You must have a book.

36
00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,625
Norman Thayer, Jr.

37
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Let's give her a try,
shall we?

38
00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,103
Who the hell is that?

39
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,605
Someone's at the door.

40
00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,275
It's me, you old poop!

41
00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,073
Well, look at you.

42
00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,285
Look at me?

43
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Quite a sight, aren't I?

44
00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:20,416
Oh, Norman, it's so beautiful.

45
00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,209
Everything's just waking up.

46
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Little tiny birds,
little tiny leaves.

47
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,631
I saw a patch
of little tiny flowers

48
00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,009
over by the old cellar hall.

49
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I forget what they're called.

50
00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:35,014
Little, tiny yellow things.

51
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,892
Well... want to help me
with the dust covers?

52
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I don't have
anything else to do.

53
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Come on.

54
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,899
What were you doing
out in the woods?

55
00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,401
Norman, what do you
think I was doing?

56
00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,695
I was getting wood.

57
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,364
Hey, I met the nicest couple.

58
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,492
- Huh? Where?
- In the woods.

59
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Couple of people?

60
00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,621
No, a couple of antelope.

61
00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,582
Of course,
a couple of people.

62
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,834
The name is Migliori, I believe.

63
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,836
Migliori?
What sort of name is that?

64
00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,255
I don't know, darling.
Italian, I suppose.

65
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,883
- They're up from Boston.
- They speak English?

66
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,885
Well, of course
they speak English.

67
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,763
They're a nice, middle-aged couple,
just like us.

68
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,724
If they're just like us,
they're not middle-aged.

69
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,975
Of course they are.

70
00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,477
Middle-aged means
the middle, Ethel.

71
00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,522
Middle of life.
People don't live to be 150!

72
00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:27,691
Well, we're at the far edge
of middle age, that's all.

73
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,235
We're not, you know.

74
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,237
We're not middle-aged.
You're old and I'm ancient.

75
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Oh, pooh !

76
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,282
You're in your 70s
and I'm in my 60s.

77
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Just barely, on both counts.

78
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Would you like to spend
the rest of the afternoon

79
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,871
quibbling about this?

80
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We can if you like.

81
00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,083
For the Lord's sake.

82
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,669
The Miglioris,
whatever their age group,

83
00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,505
have invited us
to have dinner sometime.

84
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,799
Wouldn't that be nice?

85
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,843
No, I'm not sure my stomach's
ready for rigatoni.

86
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,513
- That sort of thing.
- Oh, no!

87
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,431
Poor Elmer!

88
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,475
He's had a terrible fall.

89
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,979
Poor little Elmer,
the life you've led.

90
00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,439
He was my first true love,
you know.

91
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,609
Known all along
I wasn't the first in line.

92
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,071
No, you were a rather cheap
substitute for Elmer.

93
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,115
And now he's had a fall.

94
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,159
Maybe he wanted to kill himself.
Maybe he wanted to be cremated.

95
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,203
Probably got cancer
or termites or something.

96
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,498
- Shut up, Norman.
- Not a bad way to go, huh?

97
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,960
A quick frontflip off the mantel,
a bit of a kick at the last minute,

98
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,628
end up right in the fire--
nothing to it.

99
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,171
Norman, will you shut up?

100
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,382
When my number's up,
do that for me, will ya?

101
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,510
Prop me up on the mantel
and point out which way is down.

102
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,971
Might even try for a full gainer
with a half twist.

103
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,141
Norman Thayer Jr.,
your fascination with dying

104
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,560
is beginning to frazzle
my good humor.

105
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,103
Not fascination.

106
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,606
- Just crosses my mind now and then.
- Every five minutes.

107
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,566
Don't you have anything else
to think about?

108
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,985
Nothing quite as interesting.

109
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,528
Well, what's stopping you?

110
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,906
Why don't you take your dive
and get it over with?

111
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,034
And leave you alone with Elmer?

112
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,746
- You must be mad !
- Oh, for pity's sake.

113
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:07,041
Come on, help me
get the canoe off the porch.

114
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,432
Norman, are you paddling?

115
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,975
Of course I'm paddling.

116
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,269
Then you're not steering.

117
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,355
You want me to take the stern?

118
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,481
I most certainly do not.

119
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,452
Norman !

120
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,579
- Good God, what is it?
- Look, look!

121
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,290
Oh, look, I've spotted the loons.

122
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,919
Oh, they're so lovely!

123
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,088
Here, here.

124
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,176
Look.

125
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,475
- Can you see them?
- No.

126
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,188
Oh, my goodness!
There they are.

127
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,940
Oh, they're so beautiful.

128
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,483
Yeah, they're huge.

129
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,903
I never saw such big loons
in my life.

130
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,947
Those are boats, you poop.

131
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,532
Come in closer.

132
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,745
A husband and wife.

133
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,290
I think they're looking at us.

134
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,710
Yeah, they are.

135
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:40,426
What the hell's
the matter with them?

136
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,761
Hey, buzz off!

137
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,179
Buzz off!

138
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,973
Ethel, what are you doing?

139
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,099
What do you mean
what am I doing?

140
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,893
- Don't do that.
- Why not? You did it.

141
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,478
Never mind, I'll explain later.

142
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:12,124
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.

143
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,002
How about that?
Right on your man.

144
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,128
Where were you?

145
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,796
Where was I?

146
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,174
Oh, come off it.
Don't give me that.

147
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,343
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10-- damn !

148
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,012
11, yes.
Damn it.

149
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,805
Good night, sweet prince.

150
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,058
5, 10, 15, and 20.

151
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,396
Well, mother!

152
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,876
You want to stay here
and watch the boat

153
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,753
while I run into the store?

154
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,838
I think I'm qualified
to watch the boat.

155
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,423
Come with me if you want to.

156
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,009
- No, thank you very much.
- Okay.

157
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,969
- Hello, Sumner.
- Good morning, Mrs. Thayer.

158
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,888
- Will you fill her up, please?
- Sure.

159
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,473
Norman will help you.

160
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,533
That'll be $38, please,
Mr. Thayer.

161
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,368
God...

162
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,079
you know how much gasoline cost
when I was your age?

163
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,914
12 cents a gallon.

164
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,374
Is that a fact?

165
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,251
I didn't even know
they had gas back then.

166
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,217
What are you,
a couple of nitwits?

167
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,469
Think it's funny being old?

168
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,138
My whole goddamn body's
falling apart.

169
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,850
Sometimes I can't even
go to the bathroom when I want to.

170
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,226
But I'm still a man,
let me tell you.

171
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,602
And I can take on both you punks!

172
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,104
Norman !
Here we go.

173
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,152
Thanks, boys.

174
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,908
I'll drive home.

175
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,579
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

176
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,956
If I make the wrong turn
and wind up in Michigan

177
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,749
or someplace,
be sure you let me know.

178
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,556
Someone's at the door.

179
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,267
It's me, you old poop!

180
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,318
- Where you been?
- Picking strawberries.

181
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,904
There were oodles and oodles
of little strawberries

182
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,615
- along the old town road.
- How nice.

183
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,575
What on earth
you're doing in here

184
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,994
on a morning like this,
Norman, is beyond me.

185
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,913
I've been quite busy
looking through

186
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,165
yesterday's paper
for gainful employment.

187
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,335
- Here we go again.
- Very good prospects, I think.

188
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,712
Chauffeurs, yard work.

189
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:07,215
Dairy Divine wants a...
ice cream dipper.

190
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,550
I think I can do
something like that.

191
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,802
Don't you?
What do you think?

192
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,389
What are you gonna do
if you call and they say,

193
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,266
"Come on over
and start tomorrow"?

194
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,643
I'll go on over
and start tomorrow.

195
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,937
Oh, for the love of God,
Norman,

196
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,814
what on earth's
the matter with you?

197
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,858
Look, give me that stuff.

198
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,610
Why don't you take
these buckets

199
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,654
and go pick us another quart
of strawberries?

200
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,783
And I'll fix us up a scrumptious
strawberry shortcake for lunch.

201
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,493
Go on.

202
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,411
You want me
to pick strawberries?

203
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,331
Yep. Do I have to put an ad
in the paper?

204
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,750
I'm not sure I know
how to pick strawberries.

205
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,753
It's really very simple, Norman.
Bend over and pick them.

206
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,088
Bend over?

207
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,339
Where are they?

208
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,424
On the ground where they belong.

209
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,718
Last time we picked
blueberries on a bush.

210
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,261
You didn't have
to bend over at all.

211
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,639
These are strawberries
and they grow on the ground.

212
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,518
Here comes whatshisname.

213
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,144
He'll have the paper, you know.

214
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,605
I don't want to miss
any career opportunities

215
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,898
off looking for strawberries.

216
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,358
I'll pay you, Norman.

217
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,276
May be the beginning
of something big.

218
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,196
You may become
a major strawberry picker.

219
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,199
Not if I'm bending over all the time.
I think you're trying to kill me.

220
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,910
- I thought about it.
- Well, you needn't bother.

221
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,954
I'm living on borrowed time as it is.

222
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:23,000
Will you take your cheery personality
and get out of here?

223
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:26,920
I hope you're prepared to massage
my bent back this evening.

224
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,214
With pleasure.

225
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,427
Maybe I can lie down
to pick the berries.

226
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,937
Morning, Ethel.

227
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,480
Hi, Charlie!

228
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,107
Come on up
and have some coffee.

229
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,567
You can take five minutes.

230
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,446
You got a letter from Chelsea.

231
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,949
The rest is just bills
and junk like that.

232
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,784
Sure.
Go on in.

233
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,166
Uh-oh, I think
I broke your door.

234
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,501
No, no, it's been that way
for months now.

235
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,296
Norman's supposed to fix it,
but I'm afraid it's not high

236
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,049
on his list of priorities.

237
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,323
Oh, Charl--

238
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,325
Hi, Norman.

239
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,202
Norman,
are you back already?

240
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,662
You barely left.

241
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,747
So? I moved fast.

242
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,083
Ran all the way and picked
without stopping on the way back.

243
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,585
Let me see what you've got.

244
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,754
- I'll just dump 'em in with yours.
- No.

245
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,132
Not a single berry.

246
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,967
What's the matter with you?

247
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,094
I must have eaten them all.

248
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,806
No mail today, Charlie?

249
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,267
Holy mackinoly,
I left it on the porch.

250
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,146
How 'bout bringing it in?
Can you do that?

251
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,981
Oh, you bet.

252
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,653
- Glass of milk, Norman?
- No.

253
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:43,450
I see you broke
the screen door, Charlie.

254
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:47,787
Well, it's just missing its little
thingamabobbers for the hinges.

255
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,706
I could bring you a couple
from town tomorrow.

256
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,583
Just be careful next time.

257
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,211
Here it is, Norman.
Drink it.

258
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,129
Thank you, nurse.

259
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,466
Finish your coffee over here.

260
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,134
There you go.

261
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,978
What you got there, Norman?

262
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,439
I have no idea.
I can't open it.

263
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,150
Here, bite this, please.

264
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,950
Oh, just his medicine.

265
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,827
Oh, goody.
What a swell surprise.

266
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,038
Nothing serious.
Just for his palpitations.

267
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:33,291
That's right, Charlie,
I have occasional heartthrobs.

268
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,461
Norman, we got a letter
from Chelsea.

269
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,673
Look at the goddamn Orioles!

270
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,592
Baltimore's always been
a sneaky town.

271
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,344
Norman.

272
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,429
She's coming for your birthday.

273
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,848
How nice.

274
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:52,102
Yep, and she's bringing a friend.

275
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:55,188
- She has the nicest boyfriend.
- Oh?

276
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:58,900
They're coming together and then
they're going on to Europe for a while.

277
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,610
- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.

278
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,822
I don't want crowds of people
coming on my birthday.

279
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,992
I don't want crowds of people
watching me turn older.

280
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,785
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

281
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,745
It's not that Freddie person.

282
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,164
This is a different boyfriend
altogether.

283
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,709
What the hell's going on?

284
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,294
Detroit's disappeared !

285
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:18,795
Good God !

286
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,171
What is it, Norman?

287
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,091
Detroit's gone.

288
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:26,344
What happened to her husband?

289
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,263
What is it, Charlie?

290
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,765
I was wondering what happened
to Chelsea's husband.

291
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,726
It didn't work out.

292
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,896
Hey...

293
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,526
she... she says...

294
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,988
she says she's in love
with a dentist.

295
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,407
Does her boyfriend know
about this?

296
00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:49,034
This is her new boyfriend.

297
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,036
Her new boyfriend is a dentist.

298
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,537
That's who she's bringing here?

299
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,456
- A dentist?
- Yeah.

300
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,999
Good God !

301
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,376
He'll be staring at our teeth
all the time.

302
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,546
Well, shall we ask him
not to come?

303
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,049
No, I think we should have
representatives

304
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:07,177
from all walks of life
at my last birthday party.

305
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,261
Oh, lorks!

306
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,638
I think this medicine
should be put away

307
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,183
from all this hot air.

308
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,187
Why didn't you marry Chelsea?

309
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,856
- You wouldn't let me.
- Oh?

310
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:22,609
You could've married somebody else.
I'd have allowed that.

311
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,278
- I didn't want anyone else.
- Oh?

312
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,158
How old will you be?

313
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,077
- When?
- On your birthday.

314
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,037
103.

315
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,417
Miss Appley was 97 in May.

316
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,420
- Isn't that amazing?
- Yeah.

317
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,881
- She died, you know.
- No.

318
00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:46,758
Yeah, last Tuesday.

319
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,594
We got a call,
in case any mail comes up.

320
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,515
Gave you a forwarding address
for Miss Appley?

321
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,977
What's so funny?

322
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,896
One of the lesbians expired.

323
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:02,899
Oh, no.
Which one, Charlie?

324
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,692
Miss Appley.

325
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,321
Well, she had a good, full life.

326
00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:10,990
Charlie said she was 97.

327
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,659
97!

328
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,494
Isn't that wonderful?

329
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,621
Puts us all to shame,
doesn't it?

330
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,749
There's something to be said
for a deviant lifestyle.

331
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,795
Well, thanks for the coffee, Ethel.

332
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,005
You still make the best biscuits
on the lake.

333
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,590
Thank you, Charlie.

334
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,093
You must come around
when Chelsea comes.

335
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,846
Hey, I haven't seen her
in a long time.

336
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:34,305
No.

337
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,141
Well...

338
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,976
Norman.

339
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,477
Charlie's leaving.

340
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,521
Good !
Bye.

341
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,273
Good-bye.

342
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:47,569
Watch out for that screen door.

343
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,206
Norman !

344
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:03,418
The loons are teaching
their baby to fly.

345
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:09,048
- Isn't that exciting?
- Listen to this.

346
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,218
"Retired people sought
for handbill delivery.

347
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:14,554
Some walking involved."

348
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,389
I should call.
I can walk.

349
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:19,392
Is that why you came
rushing back here,

350
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:22,437
to read those goddamned ads?

351
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,615
You wanna know
why I came back so fast?

352
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,203
I got to the end of our lane,

353
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:41,039
I couldn't remember
where the old town road was.

354
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,917
I wandered away in the woods.

355
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,503
There was nothing familiar,
not one damn tree.

356
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:49,422
Scared me half to death.

357
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:52,050
That's why I came...

358
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,427
running back here to you...

359
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:57,764
to see your pretty face.

360
00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:01,100
I could feel safe.
I was still me.

361
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:15,448
You're safe, you old poop.

362
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,661
And you're definitely still you.

363
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:24,040
Picking on poor old Charlie.

364
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,337
After lunch...

365
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:34,717
after we've gobbled up
all those silly strawberries,

366
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:38,763
we'll take ourselves
to the old town road.

367
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:42,058
We've been there
a thousand times, darling.

368
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:47,105
A thousand,
and you'll remember it all.

369
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,901
Listen to me, mister.

370
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:56,573
You're my knight
in shining armor.

371
00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:58,866
Don't you forget it.

372
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,703
You're gonna get back
on that little horse,

373
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:05,540
and I'm gonna be right behind you,
holding on tight.

374
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:09,794
And away we're gonna
go, go, go.

375
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,754
I don't like horses.

376
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:23,057
You are a pretty old dame,
aren't you?

377
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:28,730
What are you doing with a dotty
old son of a bitch like me?

378
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,815
Well...

379
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,735
I haven't the vaguest idea.

380
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:16,778
I don't think you should do that
in front of Chelsea's companion.

381
00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:18,404
Oh, pooh !

382
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:21,366
I was just talking
to my friends.

383
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,076
Hey, look at you !

384
00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:25,495
My, oh, my.
You have on a tie.

385
00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:28,456
Yes, I know.
I put it there.

386
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:29,999
Do I look all right?

387
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,834
I haven't overdressed, have I?

388
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,503
You look sexy.

389
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:35,922
I'm gonna have to do
some pretty fast maneuvers

390
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,173
to catch up with you !

391
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:38,800
I have some other ties.

392
00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,927
You could come as Miss Appley.

393
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:43,554
Thank you.

394
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,370
"Welcome home, Chelsea"?

395
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:09,622
I see my birthday party

396
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:12,041
wasn't cause enough
for celebration.

397
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:15,420
I just wanted our little girl
to feel welcome, that's all.

398
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,757
Norman.

399
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:23,386
Wouldn't it be nice if we could
all get along this time?

400
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,390
Where the hell are they?

401
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:29,183
I'm getting older by the minute.

402
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,436
They said they'd be here
when they get here.

403
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,104
- Is that what they said?
- Yep.

404
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,314
That's a hell of an attitude.

405
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:38,109
No wonder we don't have
any grandchildren.

406
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,695
What would we do
with grandchildren?

407
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,822
Toss them on our knee.

408
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,241
We're the last of the Thayers,
you know.

409
00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:47,785
End of the line
for a damn good name.

410
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:51,664
Yep, and we're gonna
take it out in style.

411
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,293
Oh, my God !
They're here.

412
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,919
I'm not even dressed.

413
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,838
I look like an old character.

414
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,965
You are an old character.

415
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:04,427
Go on upstairs and change
if it'll make you feel any better.

416
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:08,389
- Be nice to them.
- Sure.

417
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:11,100
I'll explain the risks involved
in being late

418
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:13,102
to an old man's birthday party.

419
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:14,312
Anybody home?

420
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,189
Too late.

421
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:20,234
Look, move that flower vase
over to the other side of the table.

422
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,612
- Why?
- Just do it, Norman !

423
00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:24,405
For once, just do it!

424
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,455
Hey! Oh, Mommy!

425
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,583
Oh, darling !
What a treat.

426
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:38,252
Let me look at you.
Oh, you look great.

427
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,130
- Where is he?
- Just inside the door. Go ahead.

428
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,590
He's waiting for you.

429
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,932
Hello, Norman.

430
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:57,480
- Well, look at you.
- Happy birthday!

431
00:30:57,481 --> 00:31:00,775
Look at this little fat girl, Ethel.

432
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,819
Oh, Norman.

433
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:05,238
You're as thin as a rail.

434
00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:06,948
- Isn't she?
- Sure.

435
00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:10,660
Oh, my darling,
I'm so glad you're home.

436
00:31:10,661 --> 00:31:13,329
- Here, give me all those.
- I didn't think we were gonna make it.

437
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:15,748
We rented a car that explodes
every 40 miles.

438
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,875
- Rented a car, huh?
- In Boston.

439
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:20,670
What sort of car is it?

440
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:23,840
I don't know.
Green, I think.

441
00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:25,675
Ooh, a green car.

442
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:28,094
I meant what sort of make is it?

443
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:30,137
I don't know.

444
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:32,598
She doesn't know, Norman.
It doesn't matter.

445
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:35,977
Of course it doesn't matter.
I was just curious.

446
00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:37,895
Well, I guess
I should have looked.

447
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:42,108
Let's see-- it's very ugly
and it breaks down a lot.

448
00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:44,652
Ugly and breaks down?

449
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,821
Sounds like a Nash.

450
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,657
Yes, well...

451
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,909
Where-- where's your friend?

452
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,953
You did bring your friend,
didn't you?

453
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,330
I knew there was something
I was forgetting.

454
00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,874
That's still on, huh?

455
00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,584
Well, as far as I know.

456
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:00,918
Come on in.

457
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,753
No one's gonna bite you.
Come on.

458
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,881
Mommy, Norman,
this is Billy Ray.

459
00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:10,511
How you doing?

460
00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:14,515
You seem awfully young
to be a dentist.

461
00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,183
This is Billy Ray, Jr.

462
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,396
I'm Norman Thayer, Jr.
Worse.

463
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,106
His father is trying to park the car.

464
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:24,108
Well, this is a great surprise.

465
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,860
You can call me Ethel, Billy.

466
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,737
And you can call
Norman Norman.

467
00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,530
I like your logic, Mommy.

468
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:32,366
I'm gonna go see if Bill
has driven into the lake.

469
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,368
Put away some of these things.

470
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,043
I hear you turned 80 today.

471
00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,544
That what you heard?

472
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,630
Yeah.

473
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,548
Man, that's really old.

474
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:51,093
You should meet my father.

475
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,845
Your father's still alive?

476
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,597
No, but you should meet him.

477
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:56,641
Isn't this fun?

478
00:32:56,642 --> 00:33:00,186
Norman, why don't we put Billy
in Chelsea's old room?

479
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,438
Then he can look out at the lake
in the morning.

480
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:03,940
Why don't we put him
out on the float?

481
00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:05,691
He can look at the lake
all night long.

482
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,568
I'd like that.

483
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,820
I'm afraid you'd be eaten alive
by all the bugs.

484
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:13,074
- So?
- Norman, take him up.

485
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,784
Show him where everything is.

486
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,369
Come on, boy.

487
00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:22,541
I just had a birthday too.
I turned 13 two weeks ago.

488
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,044
Oh? We're practically twins.

489
00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:37,223
- I'm so glad you're here.
- He'll be right in.

490
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,433
He actually thinks
you have to lock your car.

491
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,227
Mommy...

492
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,020
Norman looks so old.

493
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,231
Oh, I don't know.

494
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,442
You look great, though.

495
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,194
Thank you.
So do you.

496
00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,904
I love your hair.

497
00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:54,156
Thanks.
How's his mind?

498
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,825
Is he remembering things better?

499
00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:58,452
- Is he...
- He's all right.

500
00:33:58,453 --> 00:33:59,578
He's all right.

501
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,122
Come on, Billy.

502
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:05,584
I'll show you the bathroom,
if I can remember where it is.

503
00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:09,714
Well, at least he hasn't changed.

504
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:12,133
Nope, he's still impossible.

505
00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:15,511
It means so much to him
to have you here.

506
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,054
Sure, now he's got
someone he can pick on.

507
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,391
Oh, come on.
Thank you for coming.

508
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,018
Thank you for inviting me.

509
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:23,519
Chels.

510
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,773
Well, you finally made it.

511
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:28,899
This is my mother.

512
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,235
- Hi.
- Mommy, this is Bill Ray.

513
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,404
- I think I saw a bear.
- Oh, no.

514
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:36,073
You couldn't have seen a bear out there
at this time of year.

515
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:39,493
There are some rather nasty moths
flying around, though.

516
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:42,413
No, no, this was a little big
for a moth.

517
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,541
If you really wanna be scared,
wait till you meet my father.

518
00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:47,543
- Hey, Dad !
- Hey, Billy!

519
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:50,254
Dad, they do have
indoor plumbing here.

520
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:51,714
Oh, great!

521
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,841
Chelsea was just bullshitting us.

522
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,927
I like to paint a rather rustic picture
of life on Golden Pond.

523
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,138
It's rustic, all right!

524
00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:00,890
It's lovely, though.
It's lovely rusticity.

525
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:04,101
We've been peeing indoors
for 40 years.

526
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,313
Well, you must be Norman.

527
00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:09,190
Must be.
Who are you?

528
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,233
- Bill Ray.
- Bill Ray.

529
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,651
- The dentist?
- Yes, sir.

530
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,361
Want to see my teeth?

531
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,825
I'd just like to tell you, sir,
how glad we are to be here.

532
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,660
Chelsea has told me
so much about you

533
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:22,912
and your lovely wife,

534
00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,497
your wonderful place
here on the lake.

535
00:35:24,498 --> 00:35:26,332
We're very pleased
she's brought us here.

536
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,293
I'm frankly surprised
Chelsea could find the way.

537
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:33,047
Well, she's here, Norman,
and that's what's important.

538
00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:34,799
Do you visit your parents,
young man?

539
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,510
No, sir.
My parents both passed away.

540
00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:40,262
I see. Then you have
a good excuse, don't you?

541
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,764
Norman, please.

542
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:43,557
Norman, why...

543
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,393
What? Am I not allowed
to speak to our guests?

544
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:48,020
Is that it?

545
00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:50,106
They're afraid I'm gonna
embarrass them.

546
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:55,236
Well, I'm going to go
say hello to the lake.

547
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:58,656
- Anybody coming?
- Me.

548
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,450
I've never seen anyone
say hello to a lake before.

549
00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:03,244
Mommy, are you coming?

550
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:06,497
Yeah.
Want to take the boat?

551
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,332
A boat?
All right!

552
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,375
Bill, aren't you coming?

553
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,419
Where, outside?

554
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,713
Well, that's where the lake is.

555
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,841
Coming, Norman?

556
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:20,136
No, I think I'll just sit here
and enjoy the quiet.

557
00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:21,762
I'll stay, too.

558
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:22,930
With Bill.

559
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:26,934
The screen door is broken.

560
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:30,146
Really?
Norman will fix it.

561
00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:49,123
I love your house.

562
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:51,167
Thank you.
It's not for sale.

563
00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,379
I don't want to buy it,
I just like it.

564
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,340
It has a...

565
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,134
charming ambiance.

566
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:10,102
Well, how does it feel to turn 80?

567
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:14,064
Twice as bad as it did
turning 40.

568
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,859
I know what that's like.

569
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,987
I turned 40 5 years ago.

570
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,534
I'm 45 now.

571
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,168
- Norman...
- Huh?

572
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,003
Do you mind
if I call you Norman?

573
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,963
I believe you just did.

574
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,715
I don't want to press.

575
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,887
What should I call your wife?

576
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:46,513
How about Ethel?

577
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:49,683
That's her name.
Ethel Thayer.

578
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:51,894
Thounds like I'm lithping,
doesn't it?

579
00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:54,313
Ethel Thayer.

580
00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:56,482
- Almost kept her from marrying me.
- Yeah?

581
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,567
Wanted me to change
my last name to hers.

582
00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,819
- And what was that?
- I don't remember.

583
00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:07,701
Well...

584
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,872
I think I'll...

585
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:14,500
start a new book.

586
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:19,046
See if I can finish it
before I'm finished myself.

587
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,674
Maybe a novelette.

588
00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:26,095
Maybe something from
Reader's Digest abridged.

589
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,597
Treasure Island.

590
00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:29,932
Ever read this book?

591
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:31,517
Oh, yeah.
That's a great book.

592
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:34,103
I'd highly recommend that one.

593
00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:37,231
No need for that.
I've read it myself.

594
00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:40,317
But my mind is going, so...

595
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,278
it'll all be new to me.

596
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,951
That son of yours
ever read this book?

597
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,911
I don't think so.

598
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:54,123
Your son hasn't read
Treasure Island?

599
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:56,709
No, but I intend
to have him read it.

600
00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:59,795
His mother's been the real force
in his life lately,

601
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:02,965
but I intend to eradicate...

602
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:05,342
some of the...

603
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,802
dishevelment.

604
00:39:12,309 --> 00:39:14,143
Actually...

605
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,688
actually, things are...

606
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,857
coming together
very nicely for me lately.

607
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:23,110
I'm beginning to feel
very good about myself.

608
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,031
Meeting...

609
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,241
meeting Chelsea was a major...

610
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,162
thing.

611
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,790
We have a...

612
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,751
we have a very kinetic
relationship.

613
00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:40,669
It's very positive.

614
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,421
I'm sure you'd be pleased.

615
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:45,090
- What do you charge for a filling?
- Hmm?

616
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:46,383
You're a dentist, aren't you?

617
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,635
What do you charge for a filling?

618
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,804
Oh, it's generally $40.

619
00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:54,141
$40! Good God !

620
00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:08,364
Norman...

621
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,242
we'd like to sleep together,

622
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:15,079
if it's all right with you.

623
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,331
What do you mean?

624
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:20,250
We'd... we'd like
to sleep together

625
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,169
in the same room...

626
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,296
the same bed...

627
00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:27,299
if it's not offensive to you.

628
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,468
All three of you?

629
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:32,346
No, just two.

630
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,556
You and Billy?

631
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:37,434
No.

632
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,229
Not Chelsea and Billy.

633
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:42,398
No.

634
00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:45,192
That leaves Chelsea
and you, then.

635
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:47,152
That's right.

636
00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:49,655
Why would I find that offensive?

637
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:53,575
You're not planning on doing
something unusual, are you?

638
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:56,537
No, no, no.
Just...

639
00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:59,581
you know, just...

640
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:02,042
that doesn't seem too offensive,

641
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:04,294
as long as you're quiet.

642
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,921
Thank you.

643
00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:08,382
Chelsea always slept in the same bed
with her husband.

644
00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:10,551
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- Ethel and I do, you know?

645
00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:13,345
We sleep together.
Been doing it for years.

646
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:17,433
I guess I'd be delighted
to have you

647
00:41:17,434 --> 00:41:20,018
abuse my daughter
under my own roof.

648
00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:23,564
Would you like the room
where I first violated her mother?

649
00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:26,108
Or would you be interested
in the master bedroom?

650
00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:28,193
Ethel, your boy and I
could sleep out back.

651
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,695
You could do it right here
in the hearth.

652
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,572
Like that idea?

653
00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,995
- You're having a good time, aren't you?
- Huh?

654
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,956
Chelsea told me all about
how you like to have

655
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,958
a good ol' time
with people's heads.

656
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:46,003
She does, too, sometimes.

657
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:50,382
Sometimes I can get into it,
and sometimes not.

658
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:52,634
I think you should know
I'm pretty good

659
00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:55,971
at recognizing crap when I hear it.

660
00:41:55,972 --> 00:42:00,559
You know, it's not imperative
that you and I become friends.

661
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,019
I thought it would be nice.

662
00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:08,650
I'm sure you're
a very fascinating person.

663
00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:12,196
And I thought it would be fascinating
getting to know you,

664
00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:14,948
but it's obviously not an easy task.

665
00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:18,702
No.

666
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:24,082
Just go ahead and be...

667
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:26,585
as "poopy" as you want,
to quote Chelsea.

668
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,505
And I'll be as receptive
and as pleasant as I can be.

669
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:33,467
But I want you to bear
one thing in mind

670
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:37,387
while you're jerking me around,
making me feel like an asshole.

671
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:40,766
I know precisely
what you're up to.

672
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:44,478
And I'll take just so much of it, okay?

673
00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:50,984
Now, what is the bottom line
on this illicit sex question?

674
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,694
Very good.

675
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,155
That was a good speech.

676
00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:57,866
Bottom line, huh?
You're a bottom-line man.

677
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,995
All right,
here's the bottom line.

678
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:05,415
O-kay.

679
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,959
Hmm?

680
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,919
You seem like a nice man.

681
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,296
- A bit verbose, but nice.
- Thank you.

682
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:12,798
And you're right about me.

683
00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:14,925
- I am fascinating.
- I'm sure you are.

684
00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,468
Let's get back
to talking about sex.

685
00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,137
Anything you want to know,
just ask me.

686
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:21,431
No, I just...

687
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:25,769
I just wanted to clear up
that little question.

688
00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:28,272
Chelsea and I can
sleep together, right?

689
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,606
Sure, please do.

690
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:33,986
Just don't let Ethel catch you.

691
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:39,658
Dad, Dad, I paddled the canoe!

692
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,994
A canoe! It's a boat!
Just like Indians had.

693
00:43:41,995 --> 00:43:46,456
Actually, the Indians used
a different grade of aluminum.

694
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,166
Listen, Chelsea wants you
to come down to the lake.

695
00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,168
She and Ethel are going
skinny-dipping !

696
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,420
Skinny-dipping?

697
00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:54,214
Go ahead, permissiveness
runs rampant

698
00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:55,924
here on Golden Pond.

699
00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:57,467
Let's go.

700
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,600
Are there any bears
around here?

701
00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:08,353
Oh, sure.
Black bears and grizzlies.

702
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:11,106
One came along here last month
and ate an old lesbian.

703
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,818
Dad, come on.

704
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:16,862
He's just bullshitting you.

705
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,572
Come on.

706
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:20,198
Yeah.

707
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:22,284
Hey, hey, where do you think
you're going?

708
00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:24,202
- Skinny-dipping with Chelsea.
- No, no, no.

709
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:26,830
You're going back inside
and talk to Mr. Thayer.

710
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,248
Bullshit!

711
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,459
Dad, I'm not going in there
with that old turkey man.

712
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,002
He gives me the creeps.

713
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,879
What if he dies?

714
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:37,132
Now listen to me.

715
00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:38,592
If you don't start
behaving yourself,

716
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:40,093
I'm gonna send you
right back to your mother.

717
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:43,055
Do you understand that?
Is that what you want?

718
00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:46,683
Now go back in there
and talk to him.

719
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,518
Maybe you'll learn something.

720
00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:52,397
Go on, go on.

721
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:07,788
Remember when I was nine years old
and I came down

722
00:45:07,789 --> 00:45:09,539
and caught you and Norman
skinny-dipping?

723
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,833
No, I don't remember that.

724
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,919
Don't you remember
I had that big light?

725
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,545
I shined it on Norman
on the diving board

726
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,047
and he was all naked !

727
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,675
And he screamed at me,
he called me a spy

728
00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:22,052
and sent me to my room
for the rest of the year.

729
00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,887
Oh, it took me so long
to get over that.

730
00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:25,305
It took Norman a long time

731
00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:28,350
before he'd go
skinny-dipping again.

732
00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:30,268
He wouldn't even
get out of the water

733
00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:34,147
until I went up and made sure
that you were asleep.

734
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,401
I was so bloody mad at him
for yelling at you

735
00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:39,611
that I let him
float around down here

736
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:42,572
for an hour or so,
freezing to death.

737
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,116
Good !

738
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:49,663
- You going skinny-dipping?
- Huh?

739
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,915
Are you going skinny-dipping?

740
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,583
Nah. You?

741
00:45:57,714 --> 00:46:01,174
Nah, I try to be selective

742
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:04,261
about who I flash in front of,
you know?

743
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:05,929
Oh?

744
00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:14,354
Chelsea says you're
a real heavy-duty fisherman.

745
00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:17,983
She calls you
the old man of the sea.

746
00:46:17,984 --> 00:46:20,360
I've caught a few.

747
00:46:22,155 --> 00:46:24,489
You fish?

748
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,742
Nah.

749
00:46:28,578 --> 00:46:30,662
What do you do out there
in California?

750
00:46:30,663 --> 00:46:32,038
I mean...

751
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:34,583
what does one do for recreation

752
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:37,878
when one is 13
and not in school?

753
00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:42,549
We... cruise chicks.

754
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,092
Hmm?

755
00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:47,471
Cruise chicks.
You know, meet 'em... girls.

756
00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:50,223
Try to pick them up.

757
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:53,351
What do you do with them
when you have them?

758
00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:56,229
Suck face.

759
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,607
I beg your pardon?

760
00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:00,233
You know, kiss.

761
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,860
Suck face, you kiss.

762
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:07,699
Ever read this book,
Treasure Island?

763
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,242
No.

764
00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:12,537
- Go read it.
- Now?

765
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:14,164
Come on, take it upstairs!
Read the first chapter.

766
00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,333
Give me a report
in the morning.

767
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,630
I thought you said we were gonna
have a party here, though.

768
00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:24,049
I'll call you
when the party's under way,

769
00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:25,175
if it ever is.

770
00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,134
Go on !

771
00:47:39,398 --> 00:47:41,942
Oh, I'm sorry.

772
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,903
Chelsea's still in the water.

773
00:47:44,904 --> 00:47:46,321
You should go on down.

774
00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:49,866
No one should skinny-dip alone.

775
00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:53,203
Yes?

776
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:56,581
What... what is that over there?

777
00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:00,669
Well, that's a lawn chair.

778
00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:08,218
Go on.
Right down the path.

779
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:10,929
Right.
See you later.

780
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:23,108
I thought you'd be nude.

781
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:25,402
No, sorry.

782
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:29,281
I didn't want to overwhelm
our guest on his first night.

783
00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:31,575
He's nice, isn't he?

784
00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:34,077
- $40 a filling.
- $40!

785
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:37,080
That's enough to keep you
off sweets.

786
00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:39,374
He'd be a good catch,
wouldn't he?

787
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,002
He said they wanted
to sleep together.

788
00:48:42,003 --> 00:48:44,254
Well, why not?
They're big people.

789
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,714
Yeah.

790
00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:50,218
You and I did, didn't we?

791
00:48:50,219 --> 00:48:51,845
Did we?

792
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:55,432
Oh, Norman...

793
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:57,225
have you been picking on him?

794
00:48:57,226 --> 00:49:00,478
Yeah. He finds me fascinating.

795
00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:03,690
Well, why not?

796
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:07,319
Norman...

797
00:49:08,905 --> 00:49:11,281
- Norman.
- Hmm?

798
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,325
Chelsea... wants us

799
00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:17,203
to do something for her.

800
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:22,542
She wants to leave Billy here
with us for a month.

801
00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:25,587
- Which Billy?
- Oh, Billy, Norman !

802
00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:26,922
The little one.

803
00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:29,716
Bill is supposed to have him
for the summer,

804
00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:32,844
and the kid would be
miserable in Europe.

805
00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:35,221
Bill seems very nice,

806
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:37,724
and Chels needs someone nice.

807
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,726
Couldn't we do that for her?

808
00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:41,436
What would we do with the boy?

809
00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:43,063
What would I say to him?

810
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:45,190
You'd think of something.

811
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:46,441
Let's do it.

812
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:50,779
Let's say we'll do it and give Chelsea
some happiness, yes?

813
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:54,032
All right.

814
00:49:54,033 --> 00:49:57,118
We'll have a splendid time,
the three of us, won't we?

815
00:49:57,119 --> 00:50:00,163
I don't know.
We might.

816
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,332
You know, Norman...

817
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:06,378
you really are the sweetest man
in the world,

818
00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:08,546
but I'm the only one
who knows it.

819
00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:15,428
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

820
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:19,891
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

821
00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:22,686
♪ Happy birthday ♪

822
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:25,981
♪ Dear Norman ♪

823
00:50:25,982 --> 00:50:29,526
♪ Happy birthday ♪

824
00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:32,946
♪ To you ♪

825
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:35,115
♪ And many more. ♪

826
00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:37,325
Beautiful.

827
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:41,246
I suppose you expect me
to sing something now.

828
00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:44,040
I'm not about to.

829
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,335
I've been trying all day
to draw some...

830
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:51,881
profound conclusion
about living fourscore years.

831
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,217
Haven't thought of anything.

832
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:57,512
I'm surprised it got here so fast.

833
00:50:57,513 --> 00:51:00,473
But I'm glad I got to spend
so much time

834
00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:01,975
with this beautiful woman.

835
00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:04,144
What's your name again?

836
00:51:04,145 --> 00:51:05,895
I want to thank all of you

837
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,398
for coming all the way here
from Disneyland

838
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:11,985
to witness this historic event.

839
00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:14,946
Now that I'm out of hot air,

840
00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:18,158
I'm gonna need a little assistance
to get these candles out.

841
00:51:18,159 --> 00:51:19,993
Come on, everybody.

842
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,185
Come on !

843
00:51:45,186 --> 00:51:46,561
Chicken.

844
00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:00,909
Charlie!

845
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:10,168
Well, holy mackinoly!

846
00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:11,878
Chelsea mackinelsie.

847
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:14,130
Charlie mackinolly.

848
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,466
Boy, it's good to see you.

849
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,468
Well, you've held up good !

850
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,096
Thanks, so have you.

851
00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:23,473
Bill, this is my old friend Charlie.

852
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:24,891
He's the mailman.

853
00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:27,310
Hi, how are you?

854
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,354
Hello.

855
00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:30,480
Want a ride?

856
00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:32,774
I'd love one.

857
00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:49,415
Great.

858
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,668
You actually deliver the mail
in a boat, huh?

859
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:54,295
What an incredible tradition.

860
00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:56,548
Charlie's a legend on this lake.

861
00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:58,800
He gets the mail through,
no matter what.

862
00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:01,761
- Isn't that right, Charlie?
- Yeah, guess so.

863
00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:03,304
Must be a bitch
in the winter, huh?

864
00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:06,516
Yeah, in the winter
I have a hell of a time.

865
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,601
Of course, there's nobody
on the lake to deliver to,

866
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,812
so I get done a lot faster.

867
00:53:12,565 --> 00:53:14,232
You've got great setup, here.

868
00:53:14,233 --> 00:53:15,775
You're a lucky man.

869
00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:17,652
You're a lucky man, too.

870
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,530
Yeah, I guess I am.

871
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,576
What, uh...

872
00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:26,911
what would you usually do
at a time like this?

873
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:29,455
Well, generally I just fall
into the lake.

874
00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:31,958
Just, uh...

875
00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,139
All right, come on, Dad.

876
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:47,348
Big rolls here.
You can beat him.

877
00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:49,726
- All right.
- Big rolls.

878
00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:52,187
- All right!
- Two threes. What does that mean?

879
00:53:52,188 --> 00:53:55,607
It means doubles, which always means
you get 14, you see?

880
00:53:55,608 --> 00:53:58,860
You send me home,
you get 20 more, for God's sake.

881
00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:00,320
All right, Dadder!

882
00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:02,405
- Good, huh?
- Excellent!

883
00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,865
You're a natural.

884
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:06,409
Starting to regret
teaching you this game.

885
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:09,162
Chels. Hey, Chels,
Parcheesi pro.

886
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:11,581
Chelsea doesn't like
playing games.

887
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:15,001
We don't know why.
Probably doesn't like losing.

888
00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:17,712
I tend to panic when the competition
gets too intense.

889
00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,214
What's that supposed mean?

890
00:54:19,215 --> 00:54:20,423
Nothing.

891
00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:23,301
We play serious Parcheesi
around here.

892
00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:25,303
I let Norman win
every week or so,

893
00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:28,640
just to keep his spirits up.

894
00:54:28,641 --> 00:54:31,184
What I'd like to know
is why you enjoy playing games.

895
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,477
Huh?

896
00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:35,104
You seem to like beating people.

897
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,564
I wonder why?

898
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,823
You get another chance, Bill.
Another roll of the dice.

899
00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:18,481
Well, here's my little early bird.

900
00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:25,905
Are you having fun?

901
00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:28,366
That's why you come
to camp, you know.

902
00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:29,867
To have fun.

903
00:55:33,414 --> 00:55:35,957
What's the matter, darling?

904
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,333
Nothing.

905
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,089
I don't think I've ever grown up
on Golden Pond.

906
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,968
Do you understand?

907
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:50,138
No. No, I don't think
I understand.

908
00:55:50,139 --> 00:55:52,056
It doesn't matter.

909
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:58,104
I act like a big person
everywhere else.

910
00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:01,190
I'm in charge of Los Angeles
and I come here,

911
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:03,568
I feel like a little fat girl.

912
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,697
That's just because
your father said that.

913
00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,993
My father
is a goddamn bastard.

914
00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:13,870
Come on, Chels.

915
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,080
- Watch your language.
- Poop.

916
00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:19,417
Why, you going to wash
my mouth out with soap?

917
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,753
That was rather a bizarre custom.

918
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:27,633
Mother, do you know...

919
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:30,928
I've been answering
to Norman all my life.

920
00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:32,221
Makes me so mad.

921
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:35,683
Even when I'm 3,000 miles away
and I don't even see him,

922
00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:38,353
I'm still answering to him.

923
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:42,106
Norman is a goddamn poop.

924
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:44,776
Oh, for the Lord's sake,
here we go again.

925
00:56:44,777 --> 00:56:46,736
You had a miserable childhood.

926
00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:49,489
Your father was overbearing,
your mother ignored you.

927
00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:51,115
What else is new?

928
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,661
Chelsea...

929
00:56:58,207 --> 00:57:02,168
you have a great big chip
on your shoulder,

930
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:05,254
which is very unattractive.

931
00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:07,465
It is. It is.

932
00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:09,634
You stay away
for years at a time.

933
00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:11,594
You never come home
unless I beg you to.

934
00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:13,888
And then when you do,
all you can do

935
00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:16,140
is be disagreeable about the past.

936
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:17,642
What's the point?

937
00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:19,811
Don't you think that...

938
00:57:19,812 --> 00:57:22,271
everyone looks back
on their childhood

939
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:26,234
with a certain amount of bitterness
and regret about something?

940
00:57:26,235 --> 00:57:29,654
It doesn't have to ruin
your life, darling.

941
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:32,240
You're a big girl now.

942
00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:34,826
Aren't you tired of it all?

943
00:57:34,827 --> 00:57:38,663
Bore, bore, bore.

944
00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:41,082
Life marches by, Chels.

945
00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:45,837
I suggest you get on with it.

946
00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:12,280
Have a wonderful trip, darling.
And don't worry.

947
00:58:12,281 --> 00:58:13,739
Billy will take good care of us.

948
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,575
Okay.

949
00:58:15,576 --> 00:58:18,035
Don't go getting involved
with any foreigners.

950
00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:20,705
Right.

951
00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:22,373
Let me have your bag, Chels.

952
00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:24,208
Good-bye, kid.

953
00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:27,462
Okay.

954
00:58:27,463 --> 00:58:28,546
You going to be okay now?

955
00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:29,922
Oh, sure.

956
00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:31,799
- Behave yourself.
- Yeah. Hey, listen.

957
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,301
You guys behave yourself too, now.

958
00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:36,304
We will, okay.
Norman, bye.

959
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:37,680
You work on that Parcheesi game.

960
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,516
Good luck, everybody.

961
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,560
Ethel, thank you so much.
We had a great time.

962
00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:47,148
Thank you.
I'm so happy you came.

963
00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:48,357
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

964
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:07,668
Just want you guys to know

965
00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:09,879
that I'm not about to take
any crap from you.

966
00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:27,271
Well, gentlemen,

967
00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:30,107
it's a beautiful day.

968
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,817
We're going fishing.

969
00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:33,819
What?
We're going what?

970
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:36,531
Fishing.
You remember fishing, Norman.

971
00:59:36,532 --> 00:59:41,077
You're going to show Billy
what life is all about on Golden Pond.

972
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:43,329
Come on, Billy.

973
00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:46,207
Bullshit.

974
00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:48,709
I beg your pardon?

975
00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:50,753
Does that mean you can't wait
to get out there

976
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:53,631
or that it's not your cup of tea?

977
00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:56,467
It's bullshit.
That's all.

978
00:59:56,468 --> 00:59:59,303
I see. Well, come on,
Norman.

979
00:59:59,304 --> 01:00:01,847
Let's get ready.

980
01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,272
You like that word, don't you?

981
01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:10,856
Bullshit.

982
01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:13,734
Yeah.

983
01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:16,279
It's a good word.

984
01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:26,289
Okay, Grandpa, do your stuff.

985
01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:30,960
Hey, hey!

986
01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:32,878
Pretty slick, huh?

987
01:00:32,879 --> 01:00:35,006
Look at this.

988
01:00:35,007 --> 01:00:38,259
This was Chelsea's
when she was about your age.

989
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:41,637
She caught some respectable fish
wearing this.

990
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,764
I'm surprised you still kept it
if it's Chelsea's.

991
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,731
I might not stick around here.

992
01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:56,193
I might just haul my ass
out to Wyoming or Puerto Rico.

993
01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:57,653
One of those places.

994
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:04,076
Listen, I know
I'm just being dumped here.

995
01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:06,203
Which is like my middle name.

996
01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:08,372
You turkeys don't want me.

997
01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:10,374
Bullshit.

998
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,627
I'm 67 years older than you.

999
01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:16,130
How do you know what I want?

1000
01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:19,383
We're going fishing now.

1001
01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:21,260
We want you to go along.

1002
01:01:21,261 --> 01:01:24,138
If you want to come with us,
I suggest

1003
01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:27,224
you get your ass down to the dock
in two minutes.

1004
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,602
Okay, Miss Turkey, let's go.

1005
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:44,033
Here he is.

1006
01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:55,419
I, uh...

1007
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:57,630
I thought I might
just sorta come along

1008
01:01:57,631 --> 01:02:01,092
and see what this bullshit
is all about.

1009
01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:03,928
Get in.

1010
01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:06,639
You look very handsome
in that fishing vest.

1011
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,973
Oh, thank you !

1012
01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:11,560
I mean... thank you.

1013
01:02:15,607 --> 01:02:18,526
So, how fast does
this old tub go anyway?

1014
01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:30,996
All right!

1015
01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:31,307
Go up this time.

1016
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,267
Not just back.
Up and back, come on.

1017
01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:41,192
Come on,
nothing to be afraid of.

1018
01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:43,569
Backflip's one
of the easiest dives.

1019
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,781
Oh, yeah? Then why don't
you come and try it?

1020
01:03:46,782 --> 01:03:50,451
Norman, you stay
right where you are.

1021
01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:52,828
Dive, boy.

1022
01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:57,833
All right.

1023
01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,043
One...

1024
01:03:59,044 --> 01:04:00,169
two...

1025
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:01,337
three!

1026
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,425
Ouch !

1027
01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,803
Good God !

1028
01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:09,929
That wasn't it.

1029
01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:11,639
Thanks for telling me.

1030
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,808
Norman, we've got him
for a whole month.

1031
01:04:13,809 --> 01:04:15,768
Don't kill him the first week.

1032
01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:43,337
This is it?

1033
01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:45,923
This is it.

1034
01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:03,107
Give me your hook.

1035
01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:11,031
You got to be patient
when you're fishing for trout, boy.

1036
01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:13,242
There's a trout
living in this cove

1037
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,661
that weighs 10 pounds
if he weighs an ounce.

1038
01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:19,665
First saw him
three or four years ago.

1039
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:24,086
Hooked him two years ago
and again last year.

1040
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:26,922
But he's a crafty old
son of a bitch !

1041
01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,674
It's your last chance, Walter!

1042
01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:33,637
Called him Walter 'cause
he reminds me of Ethel's brother.

1043
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:35,723
He's fat, lazy, and ugly!

1044
01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:37,683
Okay.
Throw her out.

1045
01:05:45,108 --> 01:05:47,484
Let her out.
Thread your line.

1046
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,449
How is your line?

1047
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:54,533
On the bottom?

1048
01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:56,201
If your line's floating,
it's on the bottom !

1049
01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:57,661
That doesn't do you any good.
Bring it up!

1050
01:05:57,662 --> 01:06:00,164
Bring it up, for Christ's sake!

1051
01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:01,957
All right!

1052
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:04,668
Hey, man, you don't
have to yell at me.

1053
01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,170
Who do you think you are,
anyway?

1054
01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:08,172
Long John Silver?

1055
01:06:11,051 --> 01:06:14,219
God.

1056
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,430
I'm sorry.

1057
01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:22,394
That's okay.

1058
01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:37,117
Having fun?

1059
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,245
Yeah.

1060
01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:43,749
That's good.

1061
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:47,586
Better than cruising chicks,
isn't it?

1062
01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:49,296
No.

1063
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:52,091
I suppose not.

1064
01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:04,603
For God's sake!

1065
01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:06,939
What the hell
are you doing out here?

1066
01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:09,900
Brought you lunch !

1067
01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:11,276
How the hell did you find us?

1068
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:14,029
Shh ! You'll scare the fish.

1069
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,907
Ethel, this is supposed to be
a secret fishing place.

1070
01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:18,367
Lucky guess.

1071
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:19,952
We don't need any lunch !

1072
01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:21,537
We got more important things
going on here.

1073
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,789
Don't be an old poop.

1074
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:25,791
Billy might get hungry.

1075
01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,422
Bye-bye.

1076
01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:54,820
We ought to see
what she brought us.

1077
01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:14,631
Hold on,
you son of bitch !

1078
01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:15,883
What? What?

1079
01:08:15,884 --> 01:08:18,343
Run with it!

1080
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:21,513
It's not Walter,
but he's related.

1081
01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:23,432
You ugly old son of a bitch !

1082
01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:26,643
- San Frantastic!
- I love you, I love you !

1083
01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:27,686
Get the net, boy.

1084
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:29,646
We're going to have trout
for dinner tonight!

1085
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:35,235
Not the little one, the big one!
It's in back of me.

1086
01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:37,571
It ain't no stupid sunfish !

1087
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:41,200
Here you go, baby.

1088
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:43,285
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

1089
01:08:43,286 --> 01:08:44,995
Oh, lovely!

1090
01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:47,623
Get the net
down underneath him.

1091
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:49,625
Lovely.
Bring it up.

1092
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:51,752
Oh, wow!

1093
01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,587
Look at that beauty.

1094
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,297
Yes, siree.

1095
01:08:57,258 --> 01:08:58,634
This...

1096
01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,260
is a trout.

1097
01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:01,929
A rainbow trout.

1098
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:03,347
Get going, boy!

1099
01:09:08,686 --> 01:09:10,562
Norman, we've caught
eight million fish.

1100
01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,898
Are you sure
none of these is Walter?

1101
01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:15,818
Yep, Walter is humongous.

1102
01:09:15,819 --> 01:09:17,861
Those fish you got there
are little mothers.

1103
01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:20,697
They're disgusting little mothers.

1104
01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:22,950
You got something
against fish guts, boy?

1105
01:09:22,951 --> 01:09:24,910
Yeech !

1106
01:09:24,911 --> 01:09:26,912
Hey Norman,
can I ask you something?

1107
01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,539
How did you get Ethel anyway?

1108
01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:30,415
What?

1109
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,708
I sent away for her.

1110
01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:33,418
Two box tops from Quaker Oats.

1111
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:37,256
Come on,
don't bullshit me, man.

1112
01:09:37,257 --> 01:09:39,675
I met Ethel
when I was a principal

1113
01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:42,469
and she was
a substitute teacher.

1114
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:44,388
She was the prettiest thing
I'd ever seen.

1115
01:09:44,389 --> 01:09:48,308
So I told her she made
my heart go pitter-pat.

1116
01:09:48,309 --> 01:09:51,979
She fell in love with me
immediately.

1117
01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:53,397
Is that the way
Norman got you, Ethel?

1118
01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:55,440
Don't be silly,
he didn't get me at all.

1119
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:57,776
I won him in a contest.
He was the booby prize.

1120
01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:02,531
Has he got you you cleaning
those stupid fish?

1121
01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:04,283
That's right, he cleans
the stupid ones,

1122
01:10:04,284 --> 01:10:06,451
I clean the smart ones.

1123
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:09,454
Fortunately, the smart ones
are too smart to get caught.

1124
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:12,291
That's why they're in schools.

1125
01:10:12,292 --> 01:10:14,835
Come on in, Norman.
Get me a fire going.

1126
01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:17,004
It's going to be
a bit nippy tonight.

1127
01:10:17,005 --> 01:10:19,840
You hear that, boy?
Get a fire going.

1128
01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:21,550
Norman, for Pete's sake!

1129
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:24,803
Billy doesn't have to do
all your chores.

1130
01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:28,599
What's the point in having a dwarf
if he doesn't do chores?

1131
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:40,194
Damn !

1132
01:10:40,195 --> 01:10:43,155
You got the match backwards.
Want me to do it?

1133
01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:46,033
I think I know how to light a fire,
for Christ's sake.

1134
01:11:20,652 --> 01:11:22,945
What are you reading?

1135
01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:25,364
A Tale of Two Cities.

1136
01:11:25,365 --> 01:11:27,824
Ah, très bien, très bien !

1137
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:29,660
Norman ! Norman !

1138
01:11:29,661 --> 01:11:31,745
You've set the house on fire!

1139
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:33,830
- What the hell's going on?
- Get a bucket!

1140
01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:35,499
- What?
- Get a bucket!

1141
01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:47,386
Good for you, Billy.
Good for you.

1142
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:48,887
Let's have the screen.

1143
01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:50,973
The screen.

1144
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:53,308
- It's warm.
- Yep. Right there.

1145
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:56,979
That's all right.

1146
01:11:56,980 --> 01:12:00,065
For God's sake!
You made a hell of a mess!

1147
01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:01,108
What?

1148
01:12:01,109 --> 01:12:03,026
Norman, he just--

1149
01:12:03,027 --> 01:12:05,320
don't yell at me, man.

1150
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:10,200
I guess it's...

1151
01:12:10,201 --> 01:12:13,203
not safe to have me
around here, is it?

1152
01:12:15,123 --> 01:12:19,167
What are you staring at me for,
you little son of a bitch?

1153
01:12:39,731 --> 01:12:43,317
You mustn't let Norman
upset you, Billy.

1154
01:12:43,318 --> 01:12:45,027
Sure.

1155
01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:47,321
He wasn't yelling at you,
you know.

1156
01:12:47,322 --> 01:12:49,323
Sounds like he is yelling at me.

1157
01:12:49,324 --> 01:12:53,035
No, he was yelling at life.

1158
01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:54,870
What the heck
does that mean?

1159
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,747
It means he's like an old lion.

1160
01:12:56,748 --> 01:12:59,958
He has to remind himself
that he can still roar.

1161
01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:07,507
Billy...

1162
01:13:07,508 --> 01:13:09,926
sometimes...

1163
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:14,014
you have to look hard
at a person

1164
01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:16,058
and remember...

1165
01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:18,018
that he's doing
the best he can.

1166
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:24,566
He's just trying to find his way,
that's all.

1167
01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:28,445
Just like you.

1168
01:14:15,326 --> 01:14:17,536
How's my little petunia?

1169
01:14:17,537 --> 01:14:19,704
Hey, Norman !

1170
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:22,290
Norman !

1171
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,500
Hey, Norm !

1172
01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:25,293
Yeah, listen,
I was wondering,

1173
01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:28,130
can I take the Thayer IV
for a little spin?

1174
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:29,506
Absolutely not!

1175
01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:31,842
Aw, come on.
I know how to drive.

1176
01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:34,719
I think it would be all right.
Don't you, Norman?

1177
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,471
Good God !

1178
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:38,140
Can you be careful?

1179
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:40,934
Oh, sure.

1180
01:14:54,866 --> 01:14:58,368
Norman, what the hell
are you doing?

1181
01:14:58,369 --> 01:15:01,246
- Ruff!
- Come on.

1182
01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:02,873
It's really happened, hasn't it?

1183
01:15:02,874 --> 01:15:06,126
You have lost your marbles.

1184
01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:03,892
Here.
I'll get the big net.

1185
01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:05,977
You two will be sorry.

1186
01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:09,231
The loons have been calling
for rain all night long.

1187
01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:11,024
"Rain ! Rain !

1188
01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:14,110
Bring us some rain !"

1189
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:15,654
That's what
the loons said, huh?

1190
01:16:15,655 --> 01:16:16,821
Allons, debut.

1191
01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:18,657
Je viens.

1192
01:16:18,658 --> 01:16:21,409
That's French, you know.
It means, "I'm coming."

1193
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:23,328
I'll get la port.

1194
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:25,664
Oh, no, no, no!

1195
01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:27,040
I'm sorry.

1196
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:29,834
Ethel, allow me.

1197
01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:32,963
I don't believe it!

1198
01:16:32,964 --> 01:16:34,673
Yeah.

1199
01:16:34,674 --> 01:16:37,717
Norman and I fixed the mother.

1200
01:16:37,718 --> 01:16:39,469
Oh, great!

1201
01:17:01,867 --> 01:17:03,410
That's the only place
that we haven't looked

1202
01:17:03,411 --> 01:17:06,705
for this stupid
son-of-a-bitch fish.

1203
01:17:06,706 --> 01:17:09,082
Might as well give it a try, huh?

1204
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:12,419
They call this
Purgatory Cove, boy.

1205
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:13,837
See those rocks?

1206
01:17:13,838 --> 01:17:15,880
They eat boats.

1207
01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:17,048
Do you know the way?

1208
01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:19,426
Of course I know the way.

1209
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:20,635
Get up on the deck.

1210
01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:23,638
Tell me where the rocks are.

1211
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,599
Come on, up there.

1212
01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:34,316
All right?

1213
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:35,859
- Okay.
- Here we go.

1214
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,322
Hey, there's one coming up.

1215
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,906
- Which side?
- On the left.

1216
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:43,533
- Port, boy.
- Okay, port.

1217
01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,495
All right.

1218
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:51,041
Another one on port.

1219
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:52,792
Oh, there's one
coming up right here.

1220
01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:55,587
Oh, shit.
The starboard.

1221
01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:08,767
Okay, there's one port side.

1222
01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:10,935
All right, starboard,
over there.

1223
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:47,972
Now... doesn't this look like
the ideal hiding place

1224
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:49,974
for a crafty old son of a bitch?

1225
01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:57,065
Well, the fish aren't just gonna
jump in the boat, you know.

1226
01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:58,483
Get it in gear, turkey!

1227
01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:32,225
Getting dark, Chelsea.

1228
01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:36,813
Who are you calling Chelsea?

1229
01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:39,107
I'm Billy, remember?

1230
01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:42,652
Come on, man.

1231
01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:44,279
Hey, are you okay?

1232
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,740
'Course I'm okay!

1233
01:19:46,741 --> 01:19:48,533
Okay.

1234
01:19:51,871 --> 01:19:54,539
We better hurry
and catch Walter, huh?

1235
01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:57,292
I mean, I'm not gonna
be here much longer.

1236
01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,753
Neither am I.

1237
01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:08,428
I'll miss you, Norman.

1238
01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:09,554
What?

1239
01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:24,652
Norman !
Hey, Norman, look! Shit!

1240
01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:25,820
I got the mother!

1241
01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:29,157
I got him !

1242
01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:30,658
Well, get the net, Norman !

1243
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:33,661
Get it in gear, turkey!

1244
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,371
I got him !

1245
01:20:37,249 --> 01:20:39,793
What the heck is that?

1246
01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:44,380
My God !

1247
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:50,929
It's a dead loon, Norman.

1248
01:20:50,930 --> 01:20:53,264
The poor thing.

1249
01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:54,849
Oh, it smells, too.

1250
01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:57,018
Here. Hold on.

1251
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:02,607
Let it go.

1252
01:21:02,608 --> 01:21:04,984
Let it go.

1253
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,861
Hey, Norman?

1254
01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:52,574
Are you afraid of dying?

1255
01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:54,909
What?

1256
01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,452
Are you afraid to die?

1257
01:21:56,453 --> 01:21:59,289
What the hell kind
of question is that?

1258
01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:03,334
I was just wondering,
that's all.

1259
01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:04,878
I don't know...

1260
01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:09,757
why everybody has to talk
about everything all the time.

1261
01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:11,759
Let's go home, boy.

1262
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,762
Are you sure we're gonna be able
to get out of here?

1263
01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:17,807
'Course we can.
Pull up the anchor.

1264
01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:29,110
Get up on deck.

1265
01:22:34,992 --> 01:22:37,118
Hey, get back here.

1266
01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:38,912
I forgot you're
a hotshot boat driver.

1267
01:22:38,913 --> 01:22:41,247
Here, you take the wheel
and I'll navigate.

1268
01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:43,082
Yeah?

1269
01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:45,543
Well, you know,
I'm not afraid to do this.

1270
01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:48,463
I know. Just...
take us real slow.

1271
01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:51,925
Do what I tell you.

1272
01:22:57,222 --> 01:22:59,307
Okay, turn it over.

1273
01:23:00,768 --> 01:23:03,061
All right.
Take it forward.

1274
01:23:03,062 --> 01:23:05,939
Now give her a hard left.

1275
01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:18,826
Okay.

1276
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:21,162
Port.

1277
01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:23,039
Okay, good.

1278
01:23:26,794 --> 01:23:29,879
All right.
Starboard again.

1279
01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:48,022
Okay.

1280
01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:51,985
Port.
To the left.

1281
01:23:51,986 --> 01:23:53,611
Good God !
Reverse!

1282
01:23:53,612 --> 01:23:56,572
Full throttle, reverse!

1283
01:23:56,573 --> 01:23:58,533
- Reverse!
- Oh, God !

1284
01:23:58,534 --> 01:23:59,867
Reverse!

1285
01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:07,166
Norman?

1286
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:08,668
Norman !

1287
01:24:11,088 --> 01:24:13,923
Chels...
Chels...

1288
01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:16,676
- Chels... oh !
- Norman !

1289
01:24:16,677 --> 01:24:19,595
Norman !

1290
01:24:19,596 --> 01:24:21,723
Norman, please!

1291
01:24:24,727 --> 01:24:28,479
Oh, God, Norman !

1292
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,064
Oh, Norman, I'm sorry!

1293
01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:32,025
I'm sorry!

1294
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,322
Hold on.

1295
01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:40,616
I'm gonna bring you over here.

1296
01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:46,664
Norman.

1297
01:24:46,665 --> 01:24:48,833
Norman, grab on.

1298
01:24:50,461 --> 01:24:52,587
Grab onto the rock.

1299
01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:57,050
Grab onto the rock.

1300
01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:04,140
I'm sorry.

1301
01:25:05,976 --> 01:25:07,351
Billy!

1302
01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:08,644
Billy!

1303
01:25:10,022 --> 01:25:11,230
Come on now.

1304
01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:14,067
Hold onto the rock.

1305
01:25:39,927 --> 01:25:41,761
Oh, Charlie,
thank God you're here!

1306
01:25:41,762 --> 01:25:44,222
- Come on ! We're going for a ride!
- Huh?

1307
01:25:44,223 --> 01:25:45,807
Norman and the kid
are out on the lake.

1308
01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:48,059
They should have been home
hours ago.

1309
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,268
Hurry up.

1310
01:25:53,232 --> 01:25:56,442
Norman isn't ever late.

1311
01:25:56,443 --> 01:25:59,529
- I don't understand it.
- Oh, he'll be all right.

1312
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:04,867
Ethel, we've been back
and forth here three times.

1313
01:26:04,868 --> 01:26:08,204
They must have pulled up
somewhere.

1314
01:26:08,205 --> 01:26:11,165
You don't suppose
he would've gone in there,

1315
01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:12,458
do you, Charlie?

1316
01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:14,919
He's not that crazy.

1317
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:16,420
Yes, he is.

1318
01:26:16,421 --> 01:26:18,422
Let's go.

1319
01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:20,675
I'm not gonna drive my boat
into Purgatory Cove.

1320
01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:22,635
Yes, you are, Charlie.

1321
01:26:22,636 --> 01:26:24,011
I'll point the way.

1322
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:28,224
Holy mackinoly.

1323
01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:31,310
It's full of rocks, Charlie.
Look out.

1324
01:26:31,311 --> 01:26:35,148
- To the left. Okay... Okay...
- Yeah. Yeah.

1325
01:26:35,149 --> 01:26:36,816
- Am I all right?
- Okay, keep to the right.

1326
01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:38,860
Keep to the right.

1327
01:26:38,861 --> 01:26:43,239
- Keep to the right!
- All right, I am !

1328
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,283
That's better, that's better.
Okay.

1329
01:26:45,284 --> 01:26:47,410
Straight ahead.

1330
01:26:47,411 --> 01:26:48,744
See anything?

1331
01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:51,622
- A lot of rocks here.
- Oh, Lordy.

1332
01:26:51,623 --> 01:26:53,499
Norman Thayer, Jr.,

1333
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:56,419
where the hell are you?

1334
01:26:59,089 --> 01:27:01,591
Charlie!
There they are, Charlie.

1335
01:27:01,592 --> 01:27:04,468
Oh, my God !

1336
01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:18,900
Norman !

1337
01:27:25,407 --> 01:27:27,158
Ethel !

1338
01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:30,119
You shouldn't be out here
this time of night.

1339
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:31,495
You poop!

1340
01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:34,040
You goddamn poop!

1341
01:27:57,356 --> 01:27:59,523
How are my boys?

1342
01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:01,859
I'm off to the woods
to find mushrooms

1343
01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:03,778
or flowers or something.

1344
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,821
Are you gonna be all right?

1345
01:28:05,822 --> 01:28:08,616
Bye-bye.

1346
01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:23,631
Hey!

1347
01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:27,260
Where do you juvenile delinquents
think you're off to?

1348
01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:33,349
Norman, I thought you were
in too much pain to exert yourself.

1349
01:28:33,350 --> 01:28:35,309
Well... well, I am.

1350
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:38,229
I'm just doing this for Billy.

1351
01:28:38,230 --> 01:28:41,190
Give the poor boy another chance
to catch a fish.

1352
01:28:41,191 --> 01:28:44,819
We've been doing goddamn
jigsaw puzzles for a week.

1353
01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:48,281
You will stay in our cove,
won't you?

1354
01:28:48,282 --> 01:28:50,700
There aren't any trout left
in our cove.

1355
01:28:50,701 --> 01:28:53,369
Norman, we have enough trout
left in the fridge

1356
01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:55,621
to last us six years.

1357
01:28:55,622 --> 01:28:58,082
But we haven't
caught Walter yet.

1358
01:28:58,083 --> 01:29:01,127
Never mind.
We'll stay in the damn cove.

1359
01:29:08,385 --> 01:29:12,972
♪ With a tent on the banks
of the Golden Pond ♪

1360
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:14,598
♪ We are the girls ♪

1361
01:29:14,599 --> 01:29:17,643
♪ From Camp Hoochicoya ♪

1362
01:29:17,644 --> 01:29:19,770
♪ You can tell who we are ♪

1363
01:29:19,771 --> 01:29:22,481
♪ By the gleam in our eyes ♪

1364
01:29:22,482 --> 01:29:25,109
♪ Oh, our minds are clear ♪

1365
01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:27,903
♪ And our hearts are strong ♪

1366
01:29:27,904 --> 01:29:29,905
♪ We are dancing here ♪

1367
01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:32,491
♪ But we won't be long ♪

1368
01:29:32,492 --> 01:29:35,578
♪ There will soon be deer ♪

1369
01:29:35,579 --> 01:29:38,539
♪ Where there now are thorns ♪

1370
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:41,208
♪ But we'll remember our years ♪

1371
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:42,877
♪ On Golden Pond ♪

1372
01:29:42,878 --> 01:29:45,963
♪ On Golden Pond ♪

1373
01:29:45,964 --> 01:29:48,132
♪ How! ♪

1374
01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:50,468
Hey!

1375
01:29:51,595 --> 01:29:53,554
Mommy!

1376
01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:54,805
How did you get here?

1377
01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,474
I rented a car.

1378
01:29:56,475 --> 01:29:59,477
A Volare made by Plymouth.

1379
01:29:59,478 --> 01:30:01,520
Look at you.

1380
01:30:01,521 --> 01:30:03,898
My God, you've had this jacket
as long as I can remember.

1381
01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:05,524
It looks it, doesn't it?

1382
01:30:05,525 --> 01:30:06,692
It looks great.

1383
01:30:06,693 --> 01:30:08,736
How was your trip?

1384
01:30:08,737 --> 01:30:10,821
Not bad.
How's the kid?

1385
01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:12,156
You still got him
or did you drown him?

1386
01:30:12,157 --> 01:30:14,158
We still got him.

1387
01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:17,244
He's out there fishing
with his best buddy.

1388
01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:19,205
You can see him.

1389
01:30:19,206 --> 01:30:20,456
Where's the Thayer IV?

1390
01:30:20,457 --> 01:30:22,792
Charlie's fixing her.

1391
01:30:22,793 --> 01:30:24,835
Norman and Billy
tried to drive her

1392
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:27,338
through a rock
in Purgatory Cove.

1393
01:30:27,339 --> 01:30:28,547
Did they get hurt?

1394
01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:32,510
Norman got a bump on the head
which he's playing to the hilt,

1395
01:30:32,511 --> 01:30:34,428
but he's all right.

1396
01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:37,390
They're both fine,
thank God.

1397
01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:51,779
Do you still have Bill,
or did you drown him?

1398
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:54,573
Oh, I still have him.
He had to get back to the coast.

1399
01:30:54,574 --> 01:30:56,575
He had a mouth
that needed looking into.

1400
01:30:56,576 --> 01:30:57,868
Ah.

1401
01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:03,249
So, Norman and Billy
have gotten along all right?

1402
01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:05,501
Billy is the happiest thing

1403
01:31:05,502 --> 01:31:07,545
that's happened to Norman
since Roosevelt.

1404
01:31:07,546 --> 01:31:11,048
I should have rented him
a 13-year-old boy years ago.

1405
01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:15,970
You could have traded me in.

1406
01:31:18,723 --> 01:31:23,227
Except I think he probably
makes a better son than I did.

1407
01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:25,980
You made
a very nice daughter.

1408
01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:30,234
How come it's so easy?

1409
01:31:30,235 --> 01:31:34,071
What do you mean, darling?

1410
01:31:34,072 --> 01:31:37,241
Why wasn't that old son of a bitch
ever my friend?

1411
01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:39,076
You're sounding very childish.

1412
01:31:39,077 --> 01:31:40,995
Of course he was your friend.

1413
01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:42,913
He's your father.

1414
01:31:42,914 --> 01:31:45,541
Chelsea,
you're such a nice person.

1415
01:31:45,542 --> 01:31:48,169
Can't you think
of something nice to say?

1416
01:31:51,548 --> 01:31:54,216
I married Bill in Brussels.

1417
01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:57,261
You did what in Brussels?

1418
01:31:57,262 --> 01:31:59,847
I married Bill.

1419
01:31:59,848 --> 01:32:01,557
Does it count in this country?

1420
01:32:01,558 --> 01:32:02,975
'Fraid so!

1421
01:32:02,976 --> 01:32:06,103
Bless you, darling.
Congratulations.

1422
01:32:06,104 --> 01:32:08,606
- Nothing to it.
- Norman will be so pleased.

1423
01:32:08,607 --> 01:32:10,191
Yeah, sure.

1424
01:32:10,192 --> 01:32:12,693
What do you suppose
he's gonna say?

1425
01:32:12,694 --> 01:32:16,030
"Hey, Chels... fantastic.

1426
01:32:16,031 --> 01:32:19,992
I'm so happy that you finally
got your life together

1427
01:32:19,993 --> 01:32:21,744
and I'm so proud."

1428
01:32:21,745 --> 01:32:23,078
And he will be proud, but...

1429
01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:25,331
No, he won't.
No, he won't.

1430
01:32:25,332 --> 01:32:28,292
And you know why?
Because he doesn't care.

1431
01:32:28,293 --> 01:32:30,461
He is a selfish son of a bitch !

1432
01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:35,925
That old son of a bitch
happens to be my husband.

1433
01:32:49,856 --> 01:32:53,359
Oh... shit!

1434
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:55,027
Oh, shit!

1435
01:32:55,028 --> 01:32:56,737
Norman !
Shit!

1436
01:32:56,738 --> 01:32:58,239
Don't get so excited.

1437
01:32:58,240 --> 01:33:00,199
It's only a sunfish.

1438
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,867
Only a sunfish?

1439
01:33:01,868 --> 01:33:04,203
Are you doubting
the word of a genius?

1440
01:33:04,204 --> 01:33:06,664
There are no respectable trout
in this cove.

1441
01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:08,541
Chased them out years ago.

1442
01:33:08,542 --> 01:33:11,335
Well, it's doing a pretty good
trout imitation.

1443
01:33:11,336 --> 01:33:12,711
Get the net!

1444
01:33:16,883 --> 01:33:20,219
Good God !
It's Walter!

1445
01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:24,515
What the hell you doing here,
you son of a bitch?

1446
01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:26,809
Keep that line tight, boy!

1447
01:33:26,810 --> 01:33:29,478
Oh, you beauty!
Keep your line tight.

1448
01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:31,480
Keep reeling in.

1449
01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:33,566
A little closer.
A little closer.

1450
01:33:33,567 --> 01:33:37,278
Oh, look at that!

1451
01:33:38,905 --> 01:33:40,447
Have we caught Walter?

1452
01:33:40,448 --> 01:33:42,616
We caught Walter,
the son of a bitch !

1453
01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:56,630
Chels.

1454
01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:59,967
I brought your sweater
and your shoes.

1455
01:33:59,968 --> 01:34:01,510
And your car's out front.

1456
01:34:01,511 --> 01:34:03,596
I'm such an ass, I'm sorry.

1457
01:34:03,597 --> 01:34:05,180
I'm sorry, too.

1458
01:34:05,181 --> 01:34:08,017
But, darling, you're wrong
about your dad.

1459
01:34:08,018 --> 01:34:10,227
He does care.
He cares deeply.

1460
01:34:10,228 --> 01:34:13,814
It's just that he's an absolute mutt
about telling anyone.

1461
01:34:15,317 --> 01:34:18,027
I know he'd walk
through fire for me.

1462
01:34:18,028 --> 01:34:20,195
And he'd walk through
fire for you, too.

1463
01:34:20,196 --> 01:34:24,199
And if you don't understand that,
you're not looking closely enough.

1464
01:34:25,910 --> 01:34:28,203
I don't even know him.

1465
01:34:28,204 --> 01:34:30,998
Chels, Norman is 80 years old.

1466
01:34:30,999 --> 01:34:34,376
He has heart palpitations
and trouble remembering things.

1467
01:34:34,377 --> 01:34:39,256
Just exactly when do you expect
this friendship to begin?

1468
01:34:39,257 --> 01:34:40,758
I'm afraid of him.

1469
01:34:40,759 --> 01:34:42,843
Well, he's afraid of you.

1470
01:34:42,844 --> 01:34:45,095
So you should get along fine.

1471
01:34:45,096 --> 01:34:46,430
Here he comes, Chels.

1472
01:34:46,431 --> 01:34:48,807
Talk to him.

1473
01:34:56,149 --> 01:34:57,858
Hey, hey.

1474
01:35:01,196 --> 01:35:02,738
Hey!

1475
01:35:02,739 --> 01:35:04,990
Look at you !

1476
01:35:04,991 --> 01:35:08,369
- Hi, kid.
- Where's the dentist?

1477
01:35:08,370 --> 01:35:10,079
He had to get back.

1478
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,831
- He'll call you tonight.
- Okay.

1479
01:35:12,832 --> 01:35:16,335
- Hello, Norman.
- Well, well, well...

1480
01:35:16,336 --> 01:35:19,463
Chelsea, we caught Walter.

1481
01:35:19,464 --> 01:35:21,340
Do you know who Walter is?

1482
01:35:21,341 --> 01:35:23,217
- Well, I have a feeling he's a fish.
- Yes.

1483
01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:24,802
A humongous fish.

1484
01:35:24,803 --> 01:35:26,261
And we caught him today,
didn't we, Norman?

1485
01:35:26,262 --> 01:35:27,846
Well, let me see him.

1486
01:35:27,847 --> 01:35:29,348
We let him go.

1487
01:35:29,349 --> 01:35:31,100
Yeah, we let him go.

1488
01:35:31,101 --> 01:35:33,560
I think I've heard this story before.

1489
01:35:33,561 --> 01:35:35,062
No, no, it's true.

1490
01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:37,856
See, Norman and I thought that
if Walter's lived this long,

1491
01:35:37,857 --> 01:35:40,234
we should let him keep on living.

1492
01:35:40,235 --> 01:35:41,485
I'm gonna go tell Ethel.

1493
01:35:41,486 --> 01:35:42,986
Hey, Norman !

1494
01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:45,364
We caught the son of a bitch !
We caught him !

1495
01:35:45,365 --> 01:35:46,865
Good job!

1496
01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:57,668
You got yourself a friend, huh?

1497
01:35:57,669 --> 01:36:01,380
He's all right.
Hasn't been too difficult.

1498
01:36:03,341 --> 01:36:05,217
- How's your forehead?
- Huh?

1499
01:36:05,218 --> 01:36:09,012
- Your--
- Oh, this. It's all right.

1500
01:36:09,013 --> 01:36:11,557
A lot of pain.
Nothing to worry about.

1501
01:36:15,603 --> 01:36:17,563
Norman, I want to talk to you.

1502
01:36:19,774 --> 01:36:22,443
What seems to be the problem?

1503
01:36:22,444 --> 01:36:26,029
There's no problem.
I just...

1504
01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:27,948
I want to talk to you, I...

1505
01:36:30,452 --> 01:36:32,911
I think that...

1506
01:36:32,912 --> 01:36:34,788
maybe you and I should have
the kind of relationship

1507
01:36:34,789 --> 01:36:36,874
that we're supposed to have.

1508
01:36:36,875 --> 01:36:39,918
What kind of relationship is that?

1509
01:36:39,919 --> 01:36:42,212
Well, you know, like a...

1510
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:43,547
like a father and a daughter.

1511
01:36:43,548 --> 01:36:46,633
Just in the nick of time, huh?

1512
01:36:46,634 --> 01:36:48,093
Worried about the will, are you?

1513
01:36:48,094 --> 01:36:49,428
Well, I'm leaving
everything to you,

1514
01:36:49,429 --> 01:36:51,513
except what I'm taking with me.

1515
01:36:51,514 --> 01:36:53,348
Just stop it!

1516
01:36:53,349 --> 01:36:55,893
I don't want anything !

1517
01:36:55,894 --> 01:36:57,478
It seems that you and me

1518
01:36:57,479 --> 01:36:59,563
have been mad
at each other for so long.

1519
01:36:59,564 --> 01:37:01,023
I didn't know we were mad,

1520
01:37:01,024 --> 01:37:03,859
I thought we just didn't
like each other.

1521
01:37:11,701 --> 01:37:14,203
I want to be your friend.

1522
01:37:16,706 --> 01:37:18,165
This mean you...

1523
01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:20,000
come around more often?

1524
01:37:20,001 --> 01:37:21,251
It'll mean a lot to your mother.

1525
01:37:25,632 --> 01:37:27,716
I'll come around more often.

1526
01:37:30,386 --> 01:37:33,305
Well...

1527
01:37:36,976 --> 01:37:38,685
Yep!

1528
01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:41,396
I got married in Brussels.

1529
01:37:41,397 --> 01:37:42,481
You did?

1530
01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:44,817
In Brussels!

1531
01:37:44,818 --> 01:37:46,485
He makes me very happy.

1532
01:37:46,486 --> 01:37:47,653
Well, good.

1533
01:37:47,654 --> 01:37:50,072
Does he speak English?

1534
01:37:50,073 --> 01:37:51,615
Bill.
I married Bill.

1535
01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:54,243
Bill? Oh, Bill !

1536
01:37:54,244 --> 01:37:55,702
I'm glad, Chelsea.

1537
01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:58,455
That's San Frantastic.

1538
01:37:58,456 --> 01:38:02,167
- What?
- Is Billy gonna be living with you?

1539
01:38:02,168 --> 01:38:04,002
- Uh-huh.
- Well, good.

1540
01:38:04,003 --> 01:38:07,381
Isn't that something?
Good for you !

1541
01:38:07,382 --> 01:38:08,924
You know something?

1542
01:38:08,925 --> 01:38:11,260
I got him doing the backflip
just like a pro.

1543
01:38:11,261 --> 01:38:14,137
Oh, yeah?
That's great.

1544
01:38:14,138 --> 01:38:16,098
Yeah, want me to get him down
to show you?

1545
01:38:16,099 --> 01:38:19,309
- No, no. Not right now.
- Okay.

1546
01:38:19,310 --> 01:38:21,645
Oh, that's right.

1547
01:38:21,646 --> 01:38:24,314
You were never
a great backflipper, were you?

1548
01:38:24,315 --> 01:38:27,568
I was always too fat,
remember?

1549
01:38:27,569 --> 01:38:29,778
Yeah, I do remember that now.

1550
01:38:29,779 --> 01:38:31,697
Well, probably...

1551
01:38:31,698 --> 01:38:34,241
a lot easier for a boy.

1552
01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,909
I beg your pardon.

1553
01:38:39,122 --> 01:38:41,623
Do you want to see me do
a backflip?

1554
01:38:41,624 --> 01:38:43,333
Huh?

1555
01:38:43,334 --> 01:38:46,378
I am going to do
a goddamn backflip.

1556
01:38:46,379 --> 01:38:48,589
Chelsea, you don't have to.

1557
01:38:48,590 --> 01:38:51,967
I want to.

1558
01:39:04,105 --> 01:39:05,939
Make sure you go up,
not just back.

1559
01:39:05,940 --> 01:39:08,358
Up and back.

1560
01:39:08,359 --> 01:39:09,943
Oh, I'm scared.

1561
01:39:09,944 --> 01:39:11,069
Don't be scared.

1562
01:39:11,070 --> 01:39:13,614
The backflip is one
of the easiest dives of all.

1563
01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:16,658
I'm scared anyway.

1564
01:39:16,659 --> 01:39:18,285
Don't do it.

1565
01:39:18,286 --> 01:39:20,454
Doesn't matter if you don't do
the stupid dive.

1566
01:39:20,455 --> 01:39:23,665
It's not important.

1567
01:39:28,922 --> 01:39:31,465
I did it!

1568
01:39:31,466 --> 01:39:33,008
She did it!

1569
01:39:33,009 --> 01:39:34,927
Chelsea did a backflip!

1570
01:39:34,928 --> 01:39:36,720
I went over!

1571
01:39:36,721 --> 01:39:39,473
It was lousy, but I did it!

1572
01:39:39,474 --> 01:39:40,599
Good for you !

1573
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:42,392
Yay!

1574
01:39:44,103 --> 01:39:46,980
You could come out
instead of going to Florida.

1575
01:39:46,981 --> 01:39:48,023
I will discuss it.

1576
01:39:48,024 --> 01:39:50,275
If I can persuade Norman
that Los Angeles

1577
01:39:50,276 --> 01:39:53,987
is part of the United States,
it shouldn't be too much trouble.

1578
01:39:53,988 --> 01:39:55,656
Norman !

1579
01:39:55,657 --> 01:39:58,283
What in the world
are you doing now?

1580
01:39:58,284 --> 01:39:59,952
Hey, you're a cool breeze.

1581
01:39:59,953 --> 01:40:02,287
Be sure to take a break
from cruising.

1582
01:40:02,288 --> 01:40:03,830
Wow!
Thank you, Captain.

1583
01:40:03,831 --> 01:40:06,291
Norman, he can't take
that fool thing on the plane.

1584
01:40:06,292 --> 01:40:08,418
Yes, he can.

1585
01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:12,089
Got something for you, too.

1586
01:40:12,090 --> 01:40:14,925
You know what this is?

1587
01:40:14,926 --> 01:40:18,011
University of Pennsylvania
Diving Finals, 1921.

1588
01:40:18,012 --> 01:40:20,430
Second place.

1589
01:40:20,431 --> 01:40:23,058
Oh, thanks.

1590
01:40:23,059 --> 01:40:24,935
- Now I can retire.
- Show that to your new husband.

1591
01:40:24,936 --> 01:40:27,646
Maybe he'll give us a discount
on dental work.

1592
01:40:30,274 --> 01:40:32,067
Guess I'll be seeing you,
you nitwit.

1593
01:40:32,068 --> 01:40:33,986
- Okay.
- I'll miss you, Norman.

1594
01:40:33,987 --> 01:40:36,863
Bye-bye, darling.

1595
01:40:36,864 --> 01:40:39,408
- Good-bye, woman.
- Bye-bye, Billy.

1596
01:40:41,995 --> 01:40:43,870
Well...

1597
01:40:43,871 --> 01:40:46,331
good-bye, Norman.

1598
01:40:46,332 --> 01:40:47,749
Dad.

1599
01:41:11,232 --> 01:41:12,607
Come on, Norman.

1600
01:41:12,608 --> 01:41:16,737
Let's get these last boxes
out to the car and be gone.

1601
01:41:16,738 --> 01:41:18,655
For God's sake!

1602
01:41:21,159 --> 01:41:22,409
Not too heavy, is it?

1603
01:41:22,410 --> 01:41:24,286
Of course it's not too heavy...

1604
01:41:24,287 --> 01:41:26,163
God, this is heavy!

1605
01:41:26,164 --> 01:41:27,706
You're trying to kill me.

1606
01:41:27,707 --> 01:41:30,333
I've thought about it.
Put it down if it's too much.

1607
01:41:30,334 --> 01:41:32,961
- What the hell you have in here?
- My mother's china.

1608
01:41:32,962 --> 01:41:34,671
Put the box down, darling.

1609
01:41:34,672 --> 01:41:36,339
Your mother never liked me.

1610
01:41:36,340 --> 01:41:38,216
'Course she did.

1611
01:41:42,013 --> 01:41:43,638
Norman, what is it?

1612
01:41:43,639 --> 01:41:45,557
What's the matter, darling?

1613
01:41:45,558 --> 01:41:47,434
What's the matter?

1614
01:41:50,354 --> 01:41:51,521
Oh, my God !

1615
01:41:52,940 --> 01:41:54,858
Norman ! Norman !

1616
01:41:54,859 --> 01:41:57,360
My darling...

1617
01:41:57,361 --> 01:41:59,362
my darling.

1618
01:41:59,363 --> 01:42:00,989
I'll get your medicine.

1619
01:42:05,661 --> 01:42:07,704
Here, Norman.

1620
01:42:10,374 --> 01:42:11,833
Take this, darling.

1621
01:42:11,834 --> 01:42:13,293
Put it under your tongue.

1622
01:42:13,294 --> 01:42:15,212
- What is it?
- Nitroglycerin.

1623
01:42:15,213 --> 01:42:18,381
Put it under your tongue.

1624
01:42:23,387 --> 01:42:27,140
Dear God,
don't take him now.

1625
01:42:27,141 --> 01:42:28,683
You don't want him.

1626
01:42:28,684 --> 01:42:31,478
He's just an old poop.

1627
01:42:31,479 --> 01:42:34,481
Norman ! Norman !

1628
01:42:34,482 --> 01:42:36,775
Maybe we should call a doctor.

1629
01:42:36,776 --> 01:42:39,361
Oh, yes, I'll get the telephone.

1630
01:42:39,362 --> 01:42:43,115
I'll get the telephone.

1631
01:42:47,411 --> 01:42:48,787
Hello, hello.

1632
01:42:48,788 --> 01:42:51,998
Dear God.
Dear God.

1633
01:42:51,999 --> 01:42:54,459
How are you feeling, Norman?

1634
01:42:54,460 --> 01:42:56,461
Pretty good.
How are you?

1635
01:42:56,462 --> 01:42:58,046
How's the angina?

1636
01:42:58,047 --> 01:43:01,633
- The what?
- The pain, dammit!

1637
01:43:01,634 --> 01:43:04,511
Pretty good, as pain goes.

1638
01:43:04,512 --> 01:43:05,887
This stupid operator!

1639
01:43:05,888 --> 01:43:08,140
Hello. Hello.

1640
01:43:08,141 --> 01:43:11,393
Hello, hello, hello.

1641
01:43:11,394 --> 01:43:13,103
What's the matter with her?

1642
01:43:13,104 --> 01:43:16,314
She's slow.

1643
01:43:16,315 --> 01:43:17,983
How are you feeling now?

1644
01:43:17,984 --> 01:43:21,444
I don't know.

1645
01:43:21,445 --> 01:43:23,446
Are you planning to die?

1646
01:43:23,447 --> 01:43:24,948
Is that what you're up to?

1647
01:43:24,949 --> 01:43:28,618
While I'm waiting for this moron
to answer the telephone,

1648
01:43:28,619 --> 01:43:31,163
let me say something to you,
Norman Thayer Jr.,

1649
01:43:31,164 --> 01:43:32,831
I'd rather you didn't.

1650
01:43:32,832 --> 01:43:35,292
- Really?
- Yes.

1651
01:43:35,293 --> 01:43:37,460
Oh, this stupid,
stupid operator.

1652
01:43:37,461 --> 01:43:40,881
I'm going to have to call
the hospital directly.

1653
01:43:40,882 --> 01:43:43,550
The phone book--
I'll get the phone book.

1654
01:43:43,551 --> 01:43:47,179
Ethel.

1655
01:43:47,180 --> 01:43:49,598
- What is it?
- Will you come here?

1656
01:43:49,599 --> 01:43:50,974
Oh, my God.

1657
01:43:53,936 --> 01:43:56,146
Yes, Norman?

1658
01:43:56,147 --> 01:43:57,731
My darling.

1659
01:43:57,732 --> 01:43:59,524
Ethel.

1660
01:43:59,525 --> 01:44:02,110
Yes. I'm here, Norman.

1661
01:44:02,111 --> 01:44:03,445
Ethel.

1662
01:44:03,446 --> 01:44:06,114
Yes, yes, yes?

1663
01:44:06,115 --> 01:44:07,657
Ethel.

1664
01:44:07,658 --> 01:44:11,661
What is it, Norman?

1665
01:44:11,662 --> 01:44:14,998
I think I'm feeling all right now.

1666
01:44:14,999 --> 01:44:17,459
My God, are you serious?

1667
01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:19,502
My heart stopped hurting.

1668
01:44:19,503 --> 01:44:21,755
Maybe I'm dead.

1669
01:44:21,756 --> 01:44:24,507
I love you so much.

1670
01:44:24,508 --> 01:44:26,426
Sorry about your mother's china.

1671
01:44:26,427 --> 01:44:29,012
Why did you strain yourself?
You know better.

1672
01:44:29,013 --> 01:44:31,473
I was showing off.
Trying to turn you on.

1673
01:44:31,474 --> 01:44:33,183
Well, you succeeded.

1674
01:44:33,184 --> 01:44:35,518
No need for you to try
that sort of thing again.

1675
01:44:35,519 --> 01:44:38,188
Good.

1676
01:44:38,189 --> 01:44:39,940
You know something?

1677
01:44:39,941 --> 01:44:41,983
This is the first time
that I've really felt

1678
01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:43,526
that we were gonna die.

1679
01:44:43,527 --> 01:44:45,612
I've known it all along.

1680
01:44:45,613 --> 01:44:48,490
When I looked at you here,

1681
01:44:48,491 --> 01:44:50,158
on the floor,

1682
01:44:50,159 --> 01:44:52,994
I could actually see you dead.

1683
01:44:52,995 --> 01:44:54,663
I could see you...

1684
01:44:54,664 --> 01:44:56,915
I could see you in your blue suit
and white starched shirt

1685
01:44:56,916 --> 01:44:59,542
in Thomas' Funeral Parlor
on Bradshaw Street.

1686
01:44:59,543 --> 01:45:02,587
- How'd I look?
- Not good, Norman.

1687
01:45:02,588 --> 01:45:04,965
You've been talking about death
ever since we met.

1688
01:45:04,966 --> 01:45:07,592
But this is the first time
I really felt it.

1689
01:45:07,593 --> 01:45:09,302
How's it feel?

1690
01:45:11,847 --> 01:45:14,015
It feels odd.

1691
01:45:14,016 --> 01:45:17,018
Cold... I guess.

1692
01:45:17,019 --> 01:45:19,729
Not... not that bad really.

1693
01:45:19,730 --> 01:45:22,065
Not so... frightening.

1694
01:45:22,066 --> 01:45:25,360
Almost comforting.
Not such a bad place to go.

1695
01:45:25,361 --> 01:45:28,446
I don't know.

1696
01:45:28,447 --> 01:45:30,657
Oh, Norman.

1697
01:45:30,658 --> 01:45:33,034
Oh, God.

1698
01:45:33,035 --> 01:45:35,161
Well...

1699
01:45:35,162 --> 01:45:38,456
don't you wanna say good-bye
to the lake?

1700
01:45:38,457 --> 01:45:40,208
Do you think
you're strong enough?

1701
01:45:40,209 --> 01:45:42,002
I think so.

1702
01:45:44,588 --> 01:45:49,175
If I fall over face first in the water,
you'll know I wasn't.

1703
01:45:49,176 --> 01:45:51,469
Well, take it easy,
for God's sake.

1704
01:45:51,470 --> 01:45:54,264
I'm only good
for one near miss a day.

1705
01:45:56,475 --> 01:45:57,809
Hello, there.

1706
01:45:57,810 --> 01:45:59,811
Hi.

1707
01:45:59,812 --> 01:46:01,521
Want to dance?

1708
01:46:01,522 --> 01:46:03,565
Or would you rather
just suck face?

1709
01:46:03,566 --> 01:46:06,109
Norman, you really are a case.

1710
01:46:10,156 --> 01:46:12,157
Ethel, listen.

1711
01:46:12,158 --> 01:46:14,117
The loons.

1712
01:46:14,118 --> 01:46:16,995
They've come around
to say good-bye.

1713
01:46:33,721 --> 01:46:36,139
Just two of them now.

1714
01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:37,766
Their baby's all grown up

1715
01:46:37,767 --> 01:46:40,935
and moved to Los Angeles
or somewhere.