1 00:00:07,714 --> 00:00:22,312 (This Movie is Encoded By Doctor STAR -=!Dr.STAR!=-) 2 00:01:23,123 --> 00:01:29,042 Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die, take him and cut him out to little stars - 3 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:35,169 - and he'll make the face of heaven so fine. And all the world will be in love with the night - 4 00:01:35,301 --> 00:01:37,386 Mystical: Shake Ya Ass 5 00:01:37,888 --> 00:01:44,341 - and... make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love.... 6 00:01:44,686 --> 00:01:48,857 Mystical: Shake Ya Ass 7 00:01:49,649 --> 00:01:52,187 ... all the world will be in love with the night... 8 00:01:53,486 --> 00:01:55,028 Excuse me! Excuse me! 9 00:02:05,748 --> 00:02:09,497 Woody, will you turn that down? - Sorry, I can't hear you! 10 00:02:09,711 --> 00:02:12,629 - Turn the noise down! 11 00:02:13,297 --> 00:02:14,672 - Sorry, did you say something? 12 00:02:14,882 --> 00:02:18,714 - I'm trying to study but it's impossible with that racket going on! 13 00:02:18,928 --> 00:02:22,760 - It's not racket, that's Mystical! - Whatever it is, will you please switch it off? 14 00:02:22,974 --> 00:02:26,224 - What's it worth? - The gratitude of a music lover? 15 00:02:28,021 --> 00:02:30,772 - Alright, I turn it off! 16 00:02:31,231 --> 00:02:35,940 - If you flash me! Show me what girls are all about! - You are a pig! 17 00:02:37,154 --> 00:02:39,941 - Anyway, I've seen them before! - What! You have not! 18 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:51,204 Have now! 19 00:02:57,299 --> 00:02:59,375 - Good morning, Mr. Fluffy. 20 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:04,170 Woody, are you up yet? - Oh, yeah! 21 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:15,724 - Good morning, Daddy! - I have some mail for you, princess. 22 00:03:16,317 --> 00:03:18,060 - It's from Yale! 23 00:03:23,407 --> 00:03:27,452 - I have an interview next week! - I applied for early action for you, honey! 24 00:03:27,661 --> 00:03:30,864 - My precious little girl are going to Yale! - I have to get through the interview first, mother! 25 00:03:31,081 --> 00:03:34,699 - You won't let us down, never have. - Never has. 26 00:03:35,669 --> 00:03:37,792 - Isn't it exciting, Ted? - It's very excititing, Katherine. 27 00:03:38,005 --> 00:03:40,876 - Are you excited? - I am. 28 00:03:41,592 --> 00:03:45,886 - I'm so excited I could yell it from the roof tops! 29 00:03:50,267 --> 00:03:52,141 -Thank you, mother! 30 00:03:51,896 --> 00:03:54,854 Bachman Turner Overdrive: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet 31 00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:57,890 Bachman Turner Overdrive: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet - Everything OK back there? - No problem, honey. 32 00:03:58,691 --> 00:04:02,736 - Just searing off a couple of finger prints. - Carry on, my good woman. 33 00:04:06,449 --> 00:04:09,070 - Big game's coming up soon, son? - Yep! 34 00:04:10,161 --> 00:04:14,289 - Coach says all the big college scouts gonna be at the game. - Yeah, I know. 35 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:19,877 - Speciality of the House! I call it 'Eggs What the Heck' 36 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,463 - So much of fine cuisine is down to presentation, don't you think, son? 37 00:04:24,676 --> 00:04:26,503 - Oh yeah, absolutely! 38 00:04:26,845 --> 00:04:31,507 - You'll be the first member of my family to go to college. 39 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:35,389 He'll be the first member of your family to go to freaking school! 40 00:04:35,812 --> 00:04:37,472 - That's true. 41 00:04:38,022 --> 00:04:42,434 - But son, if thing's don't work out, there'll always be a job for you - 42 00:04:42,651 --> 00:04:45,272 - with Stan the Man at Spatula World. 43 00:04:52,703 --> 00:04:56,570 - To me, the greatest living American should have individual accomplishments - 44 00:04:56,790 --> 00:05:00,918 - but also have a lasting influcence on America and with the world. 45 00:05:01,128 --> 00:05:06,086 And that is why after careful consideration my candidate... 46 00:05:15,809 --> 00:05:17,932 - Yo, what's up boy? - Hi, Horse! 47 00:05:19,771 --> 00:05:23,436 - Nice grab, Horse! How's it hanging? - To the floor, my friend! 48 00:05:23,901 --> 00:05:26,272 What say we shift this baby into warp drive, huh? 49 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:31,026 I want you to feel the wind blowing through the hair of your fine muscular ass! 50 00:05:33,784 --> 00:05:35,575 Hit it please! 51 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:41,381 Eminem: Without Me 52 00:06:04,148 --> 00:06:05,891 - Well, looky here! 53 00:06:06,108 --> 00:06:10,235 - Is that not a pencil necked virigin girl I see before me? - I do believe it is. 54 00:06:10,695 --> 00:06:16,034 - She's standing dangerously close to a vast pool of water. - For a smart girl, that ain't so smart. 55 00:07:00,577 --> 00:07:01,905 - Thank you! 56 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:08,742 - OK, just keep walking. 57 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,038 - No one will notice. 58 00:07:12,923 --> 00:07:15,081 - Who wants cotton candy? 59 00:07:19,847 --> 00:07:22,682 - Hey, Nell, I love what you've done with your hair! 60 00:07:22,891 --> 00:07:25,560 - Thanks, Glixen. 61 00:07:36,905 --> 00:07:40,107 - Three, two one... 62 00:07:40,908 --> 00:07:42,402 - Hey, watch it! 63 00:07:45,663 --> 00:07:47,038 - Harry! - What's up baby! 64 00:07:47,248 --> 00:07:48,956 - Wow wow, people around! 65 00:07:56,799 --> 00:07:58,756 - Nice look! 66 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:01,881 - Special needs boy and his muse, the lovely Clamydia. 67 00:08:02,096 --> 00:08:03,839 - My name's Breanna, you geek! 68 00:08:05,183 --> 00:08:08,932 - By the way, sorry about this morning. That puddle just... showed up in front of us! 69 00:08:09,145 --> 00:08:12,514 - Oh, that's OK, please don't apologize it, I understand. 70 00:08:13,816 --> 00:08:20,400 While archetypal outsiders such as myself rarely fit comfortably into high school environements - 71 00:08:20,615 --> 00:08:23,947 - this is as good as your life will get. 72 00:08:24,159 --> 00:08:27,943 - The big football star and his vacuous cheerleader girlfriend... - Head cheerleader. 73 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:34,915 - Because, let's face it. The old gray matter ain't exactly top level, is it Woodster? 74 00:08:35,128 --> 00:08:38,711 - So you end up with a job with your dad - 75 00:08:38,924 --> 00:08:41,380 - and probably marry Breanna here. 76 00:08:41,593 --> 00:08:45,638 - But soon you start drinking to numb this aching feeling you have inside. 77 00:08:50,894 --> 00:08:54,726 While your little wife whose looks have gone to the dodo - 78 00:08:54,940 --> 00:09:01,607 is prepping up her self esteem with squalid sexual encounters with your friends behind your back. 79 00:09:03,448 --> 00:09:06,234 - What friends? - I'm guessing most of them. 80 00:09:07,785 --> 00:09:09,244 - Have a good day. 81 00:09:10,496 --> 00:09:15,703 - Class, please turn to page 488. Paragraph demarked 'Early history' - 82 00:09:15,918 --> 00:09:19,536 - which reads: 'Combined with the study of mankind - 83 00:09:19,755 --> 00:09:23,206 - in all its aspects, especially human culture - 84 00:09:23,426 --> 00:09:30,556 - we are therefore examining that society through the exploration of classical structure.' 85 00:09:31,183 --> 00:09:36,343 - Now, do not forget to make full use of your abstract database. 86 00:09:36,564 --> 00:09:41,559 - And class, please make sure the references of the source material include the internet. 87 00:09:48,742 --> 00:09:49,772 - That's OK for now but - 88 00:09:49,993 --> 00:09:54,073 - you might want to omit that page from your reference list. 89 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,907 - Now, Mr. Zbornak will be taking your field trip this week. 90 00:10:00,003 --> 00:10:03,538 - I tried on the most amazing dress for the dance. 91 00:10:03,756 --> 00:10:08,584 Think Beyonce's wow-factor meets Gwen Stefani's outfit of individuality - 92 00:10:08,803 --> 00:10:11,341 - with just a sprinkling of designer slut Aguilera. 93 00:10:11,556 --> 00:10:15,055 - The whole thing's very Madonna - before she got old naturally. 94 00:10:15,268 --> 00:10:16,893 - Sounds hot! 95 00:10:17,395 --> 00:10:21,309 Now, I think Armani would be good for you. Stylish yet understated - 96 00:10:21,524 --> 00:10:24,359 - so you look good but you don't distract attention from me. 97 00:10:26,863 --> 00:10:29,864 - Mr Deanne! If it's not too much trouble? - OK, just a minute! 98 00:10:36,371 --> 00:10:39,407 - Take a look at this odd looking fella! 99 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:42,788 Texcatlipoca - 100 00:10:43,003 --> 00:10:47,879 - the ancient Aztek god of sorcery. Associated with the notion of destiny. 101 00:10:48,091 --> 00:10:50,629 Tex here has an interesting resume: 102 00:10:50,844 --> 00:10:54,295 He was the god of night, lord of the smoking mirror. 103 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:57,095 A shape shifter - 104 00:10:57,684 --> 00:11:00,009 - a powerful SOB. 105 00:11:00,437 --> 00:11:04,482 Mr Deanne, do you think I might have your attention? 106 00:11:04,983 --> 00:11:08,684 Or does Mr. Horson have something particularly interesting to say? 107 00:11:08,987 --> 00:11:11,905 I'm betting on unlikely. 108 00:11:13,242 --> 00:11:17,950 OK, time is short, people. I want you to pair off and take in the rest yourselves. 109 00:11:18,162 --> 00:11:20,487 Remember: research - 110 00:11:20,706 --> 00:11:22,117 - analyze and... 111 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,448 ...describe! 112 00:11:23,668 --> 00:11:25,210 - Very nice. 113 00:11:29,173 --> 00:11:33,965 Mr Horson, you go with Glixen. Mr Deanne, you go with Miss Bedworth. 114 00:11:36,222 --> 00:11:38,380 - Let's get your learn on. 115 00:11:40,268 --> 00:11:42,759 - So, checked out any porno sites lately? 116 00:11:42,979 --> 00:11:47,107 - I cannot believe I'm stuck with you. Let's hope I don't breathe in any retard germs. 117 00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:51,528 - Let's hope I don't get any pencil neck virgin disease. - Get stuffed. 118 00:11:52,071 --> 00:11:55,903 - I hate you! - It's because you secretly want to have sex with me! 119 00:11:56,867 --> 00:11:59,109 - When I do decide to surrender the flower of my womanhood - 120 00:11:59,328 --> 00:12:01,617 - I've always imagined it to be with someone of my own species! 121 00:12:01,831 --> 00:12:04,747 -There's is nobody else in your species, except maybe Glixen. 122 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:09,703 - You're such a moron. You really think the world evolves around rap music, football and hanging out with the right crowd? 123 00:12:09,921 --> 00:12:13,171 - You know, you make me sick, you think you are so different to everyone else. 124 00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:15,008 -Different from. 125 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:18,468 - You said 'Different to'. The correct phraseology is 'Different from'. 126 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:23,342 - Thanks for that information. You're no different from any other geek with books instead of friends - 127 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,885 - and you don't have to open your big fat mouth to correct me. 128 00:12:26,104 --> 00:12:28,061 - Neanderthal! - Spaz. 129 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,271 I should pity you but I can't. I hate you too much. 130 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,233 I rather cross my legs for the rest of the night for everybody than to be anything like you! 131 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:39,361 - Dito! - 'Dito'? 132 00:12:40,535 --> 00:12:41,531 - Double dito! 133 00:12:41,745 --> 00:12:44,532 - Double double dito times a thousand trillions! 134 00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:14,229 '... and forever more shall find her destiny to live alone no more.' 135 00:13:17,321 --> 00:13:19,646 - Good night, Mr. Fluffy. 136 00:14:04,534 --> 00:14:06,408 - Oh God, my head... 137 00:14:07,453 --> 00:14:09,778 I must be dreaming. Time to wake up. 138 00:14:10,665 --> 00:14:12,040 What was that? 139 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:14,411 Tits! 140 00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:17,710 I have tits. Two tits! 141 00:14:18,171 --> 00:14:22,383 This is the regular number of tits but for a guy? What's going on here? 142 00:14:23,844 --> 00:14:25,504 Oh my god, it's gone! 143 00:14:30,726 --> 00:14:32,683 This looks bad. If it's gone and I have tits - 144 00:14:34,479 --> 00:14:35,759 - that means this must be a dream. 145 00:14:36,148 --> 00:14:39,398 A very very bad "Now I have tits" dream. 146 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,271 - What is this? 147 00:14:48,702 --> 00:14:50,161 - This isn't my room! 148 00:14:58,377 --> 00:14:59,919 - We need to talk! 149 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:04,251 - Talk? She want's to talk? 150 00:15:05,384 --> 00:15:09,761 Let's talk about why I'm going through a drawer full of underwear with the days of the week on them.! 151 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,633 Oh God! 152 00:15:16,479 --> 00:15:19,480 OK, now my pubes knows it Wednesday! 153 00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:29,522 It's tough enough getting these damn things off! 154 00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:34,863 How the hell does anyone get these things on? 155 00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:42,665 - Ladies, looks like you and me is going au naturelle. 156 00:15:43,338 --> 00:15:45,876 - Go away! 157 00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:50,550 - Alright, coast is clear. 158 00:15:57,352 --> 00:15:59,143 Get off. 159 00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:12,316 - Good morning! 160 00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:16,652 - Nell, is everything OK? - I didn't see you there! 161 00:16:17,747 --> 00:16:20,534 - Your oatmel is on the table. - I'm in a hurry , gotta go. 162 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:25,044 - Nonsense, now you sit down, it's the most important meal of the day. 163 00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:29,631 And oatmel is wonderful for promoting healthy and regular bowel movements. 164 00:16:29,842 --> 00:16:32,713 - That's cool if I want to take a dump the size of my head. 165 00:16:33,053 --> 00:16:34,049 - Excuse me? 166 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:37,382 - Oatmeal's good, mummy. 167 00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:43,501 Deep Purple: Hush 168 00:16:44,273 --> 00:16:46,349 - Is this meat? 169 00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:51,270 You have oatmeal? - Are you shitting me? 170 00:16:53,699 --> 00:16:56,700 - Porkmeat's good. Eat up, son 171 00:17:10,381 --> 00:17:12,623 - Jesus, I'm gonna puke. 172 00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:29,680 - Golly, you must have been hungry. 173 00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:31,775 You need a second helping. You wait there, young lady! 174 00:17:42,038 --> 00:17:43,947 - How's it going, pretty boy? 175 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,328 Let's go! 176 00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:51,413 - It will turn you into a big strong girl! 177 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:56,507 - Excuse me. 178 00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,887 See you later. 179 00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:03,595 Nell, aren't you forgetting something? 180 00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:10,138 - Holy crap, look at the size of that thing! 181 00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:12,142 - What thing? 182 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,684 Gotta go mom, see you later. 183 00:18:17,614 --> 00:18:22,157 - Hop in man, we got places to go, people to see, women to impregnate. 184 00:18:36,675 --> 00:18:37,838 You OK? 185 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,463 - Yeah, I'm fine! 186 00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:43,089 Really? 187 00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:04,368 - The bitch stole my ride! 188 00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:15,411 - We're going a little fast? - You bet your sweet ass we are! 189 00:19:16,213 --> 00:19:18,170 - I am going to die! 190 00:19:23,886 --> 00:19:27,800 - Oh god, I'm getting on the bus. I haven't been on the bus since 8th grade! 191 00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:41,855 - Come on! 192 00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:48,776 - Screw you assholes! 193 00:19:49,495 --> 00:19:52,116 - That's no way for a young lady to talk! 194 00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:56,245 - Sorry, I'm a bitch when I'm on the rag, you know what I'm saying? 195 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:06,303 - Sorry! - Yeah, you too. 196 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:13,887 - And this dress is just amazing 197 00:20:15,937 --> 00:20:17,396 - You! 198 00:20:17,773 --> 00:20:21,687 What the hell have you done to me, witch lady? - Get your hands off me, you bully! 199 00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:26,279 God, you think I'm responsible for this? - I certainly am not. And you're the one who knows everything. 200 00:20:26,531 --> 00:20:29,152 - That does not include this! 201 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:34,325 This is impossible. This can not happen! 202 00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:41,041 - You better figure out how to get my damn body back. - Trust me, there's nothing I would like more. 203 00:20:41,254 --> 00:20:44,125 You think I relish waking up another day with the Simpsons? 204 00:20:44,341 --> 00:20:48,968 - Leave my parents out of this. - And what is up with your mother? She never heard of volume control? 205 00:20:49,179 --> 00:20:52,381 Yak farmers in Tibet are praying for her to keep the volume down. 206 00:20:52,598 --> 00:20:54,425 And her language, my goodness! 207 00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:57,892 - My mother does not have a mole on her face the size of the White House. 208 00:20:58,104 --> 00:21:02,102 - So she's got a problem with moles. Besides, it's not a mole, it's a beauty spot! 209 00:21:02,316 --> 00:21:05,981 - I can spot that beauty from Wisconsin! 210 00:21:06,821 --> 00:21:08,861 - Insensitive pig! 211 00:21:09,406 --> 00:21:13,486 I don't want to be a boy, OK? Especially I don't want to be you! 212 00:21:14,995 --> 00:21:18,494 - No, no, no, don't cry, not here. 213 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:23,999 Maybe it's just one of those 24 hour things. Like a head cold. 214 00:21:24,755 --> 00:21:28,753 Tomorrow we could be back to normal. 215 00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:32,004 Just try not to attract any unnecessary attention. 216 00:21:50,238 --> 00:21:52,907 Gross, I have to touch it? Ewww! 217 00:21:56,161 --> 00:22:00,289 I will never eat finger food from a buffet again for as long as I live. 218 00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:11,591 Your homework was to prepare a speech on the greatest living American. 219 00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:18,513 - I'm sorry I missed it but I was excused from homework due to cheerleading practice. 220 00:22:18,891 --> 00:22:20,171 - I see. And Nell? 221 00:22:24,897 --> 00:22:25,893 - What? 222 00:22:26,106 --> 00:22:29,522 - Your speech please. On the greatest living American? 223 00:22:38,827 --> 00:22:43,370 - I think the greatest living American is... 224 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,335 ...J-Lo. 225 00:22:50,389 --> 00:22:52,207 - J-Lo? - You know, Jennifer Lopez? 226 00:22:52,424 --> 00:22:58,509 Singer, movie star. She had a thing with that dude from 'Pearl Harbor'. 227 00:22:58,722 --> 00:23:01,094 - I know who J-Lo is now. 228 00:23:01,308 --> 00:23:07,974 I am just very interested to hear what you perceive qualifies her for such a unique accolade. 229 00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:12,566 - The thing about J-Lo is that... 230 00:23:12,777 --> 00:23:14,651 ...she's from the streets.. 231 00:23:15,571 --> 00:23:20,363 And now she's like this big movie star and... she's still really cool. 232 00:23:21,369 --> 00:23:24,405 She used to have a little, now she's got a lot. 233 00:23:24,622 --> 00:23:29,035 But she's still J-Lo from the block. And I think that's pretty damn great. 234 00:23:30,419 --> 00:23:35,377 And she's American. And she's a wife. 235 00:23:37,009 --> 00:23:38,384 - I see. 236 00:23:43,307 --> 00:23:45,134 - J-Lo? 237 00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:50,475 - Pretty good, huh? It just flew right into my head. 238 00:23:50,855 --> 00:23:53,013 - At least there's plenty of space for it to land. 239 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:57,065 - What is your problem? I happen to like J-Lo! She's a hot booty! 240 00:23:57,279 --> 00:24:02,107 - You do not bestow an honor such as 'Greatest Living American' solely on the fact of a hot booty! 241 00:24:02,325 --> 00:24:06,572 - I didn't! She also happen to have a terrific set of funbags! 242 00:24:07,622 --> 00:24:10,327 - Woody Deanne, you're an idiot and a Philistine. 243 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:14,243 - Know what, I don't appreciate you calling me an idiot. 244 00:24:14,462 --> 00:24:18,045 And I don't know what that other thing is but as sure as hell ain't one of them either. 245 00:24:28,977 --> 00:24:31,467 - Hey Woody! 246 00:24:33,355 --> 00:24:36,938 - What a lovely sight. Swill time at Getty Central. 247 00:24:39,570 --> 00:24:43,105 Dear God, now I have to eat with these creatures? 248 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:52,326 - My parents are going out tonight, maybe you wanna come over to discuss what you wanna wear for the homecoming dance? 249 00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:54,830 - I have things to do. 250 00:24:55,044 --> 00:24:59,256 - What I meant was: we'd be alone. 251 00:25:00,007 --> 00:25:02,545 - So maybe I might do that thing when I... 252 00:25:08,682 --> 00:25:12,596 - You filthy little slut! You do that? 253 00:25:16,397 --> 00:25:18,140 - Last week he begged me to do that! 254 00:25:19,942 --> 00:25:24,189 - So what is it, what do you do? - Get lost, you little spastic. 255 00:25:27,116 --> 00:25:30,948 - I can not believe Woody turned down the chance to have sex with me tonight! 256 00:25:31,204 --> 00:25:33,660 Am I in like bizarro world? 257 00:25:33,915 --> 00:25:38,743 If I had Richard Wainwright sniffing around me, I wouldn't waste my time on Woody. 258 00:25:39,045 --> 00:25:40,290 - It's not that simple Tiffany. 259 00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:44,088 Today football captain, tomorrow GQ Man of the Year. 260 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:47,509 You need to plan these things! 261 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:52,631 - Personally I'd be relived if Horse and I didn't have sex. Sometimes I think it's the only reason he's with me. 262 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:58,306 - That is so not true Chanel. You have many fine qualities. - Really? Like what? 263 00:26:00,148 --> 00:26:02,306 - You have excellent taste in earrings. 264 00:26:03,276 --> 00:26:06,063 - And your hair looks really good. 265 00:26:08,949 --> 00:26:11,570 - And you're friends with me. Case closed. 266 00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:23,915 - Woodster! Come on in, my man. - How are you? 267 00:26:24,131 --> 00:26:26,752 - Cool as frozen shit, homie. 268 00:26:27,384 --> 00:26:29,957 - Yo, we have extra practice tonight, alright, don't forget! 269 00:26:32,222 --> 00:26:34,511 - I'm in the mood to kick some serious ass! 270 00:26:34,725 --> 00:26:36,184 - Oh yeah, me too! 271 00:26:36,393 --> 00:26:42,478 ...only I have a prior engagement that conflicts with the whole ass kicking thing. 272 00:26:42,899 --> 00:26:45,056 - Wait, we're a week away from the game against Lamont. 273 00:26:45,276 --> 00:26:48,859 - Do you know what the coach will do to your nuts if you don't show up tonight? 274 00:26:49,071 --> 00:26:53,069 No, I'll tell you. He will grind them into dust. 275 00:26:53,993 --> 00:26:55,191 Nut dust. 276 00:26:55,411 --> 00:26:59,575 And the only kids you'd be able to have is the itsy-bitsy patter ones. 277 00:27:37,452 --> 00:27:38,994 - Alright, here we go! 278 00:27:40,371 --> 00:27:41,534 - Wood? 279 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,200 Cut the ball, man! 280 00:27:50,965 --> 00:27:53,503 Woody? - Sorry, coach. 281 00:27:57,347 --> 00:27:59,256 - Alright, let's get this. 282 00:28:02,227 --> 00:28:03,306 - Go! 283 00:28:07,565 --> 00:28:09,937 - Wood man, come on! - Wake up, boy! 284 00:28:11,027 --> 00:28:12,057 - Sorry, coach. 285 00:28:17,366 --> 00:28:18,825 I got it! 286 00:28:26,542 --> 00:28:29,958 - What the hell were you doing out there? You play like a damn woman! 287 00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:31,712 - I'm a little pique. 288 00:28:32,589 --> 00:28:35,958 It means off colour. - I know what 'picque' means! 289 00:28:36,176 --> 00:28:38,382 You listen to me, and you listen good! 290 00:28:38,846 --> 00:28:41,847 This homecoming game is gonna be the biggest game in those boys' lives. 291 00:28:42,057 --> 00:28:47,644 You may have a god given talent but I will not let you risk it. Do you hear me? 292 00:28:48,730 --> 00:28:49,928 -Yes, coach! 293 00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:55,354 - You get your shit together or you'll be watching the game from the side lines! 294 00:28:59,657 --> 00:29:02,575 - Don't let it bug you buddy, just hang in there! 295 00:29:03,286 --> 00:29:06,572 Look, you just hit a slump, just like a golfer. 296 00:29:06,789 --> 00:29:10,573 It doesn't matter how big you are, every now and again you lose a swing. 297 00:29:10,793 --> 00:29:15,206 So you keep working on your strokes and banging those balls. 298 00:29:17,008 --> 00:29:18,917 Do you wanna touch my helmet? 299 00:29:20,553 --> 00:29:25,713 My lucky helmet. It works for me, maybe it'll do you the same. Go ahead, give it a rub! 300 00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:50,033 - Oh man, this is crappy music! 301 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,756 - Loser! 302 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,294 - Yeah, you too and your mama! 303 00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:12,762 - I heard about football practice. 304 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,552 - Those boys are really rough. I'm covered in bruises. 305 00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:19,475 - I don't care about your bruises. If coach drops you my life is over. 306 00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:23,394 - Why are you so worked up? It's only a game! 307 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:28,615 - No, it's not only a game. It's football! Jesus, don't you get anything? 308 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:34,070 - I get that clearly this is not a head cold - Do you have any better theories, smart ass? 309 00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:39,167 Look at you. What am I wearing? 310 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:42,042 - Chinos and a Oxford cotton button-down I found in the back of your closet. 311 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:46,302 - Which is exactly where it is meant to stay! 312 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:48,804 - Nonsense, you can't beat the classic look! 313 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:52,964 - My hair, you've made it all dorky! - A center parting is very European looking. 314 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:57,514 - No, it is very dorky looking! - Excuse me for taking a little pride in your appearance! 315 00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:01,645 - You could have ruined my life, I look like a male version of you! 316 00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:07,271 - As long as I'm stuck inside this disgusting body, you'll just have to put up with it! 317 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:11,402 - Alright, if that's how you want it, sweet cheeks. 318 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:24,591 Scissor Sisters: Filthy / Gorgeous 319 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,417 - Nice ass! 320 00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:06,291 - You're looking fine, sugar! 321 00:32:06,673 --> 00:32:10,671 - What are you doing? - Protecting your modesty. You look like a common prostitute! 322 00:32:10,886 --> 00:32:14,089 - Damn, I was going for a high class hooker! - You can not walk into school like this! 323 00:32:14,306 --> 00:32:18,304 - I can do whatever I want. Now get your hands off me or I'll scream. 324 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,585 - What are you doing? You're supposed to be Shakespeare. 325 00:32:57,473 --> 00:32:59,382 OK, here goes. 326 00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:02,516 - Nice penis. 327 00:33:23,122 --> 00:33:26,123 - Nothing like a bit of personal hygien. 328 00:33:36,511 --> 00:33:38,800 Well, it has to be done. 329 00:33:45,145 --> 00:33:47,054 - Come on, think about it. 330 00:33:47,272 --> 00:33:49,893 And she's totally pretending to be pretty. 331 00:33:52,402 --> 00:33:54,478 - Hello, Woody. - Hello, Breanna. 332 00:33:54,696 --> 00:33:59,192 I have something I want to say to you. - Let me guess: you're sorry about blowing me off. 333 00:33:59,534 --> 00:34:02,618 - No. I'm afraid we can't see each other any more. 334 00:34:04,538 --> 00:34:06,281 - Very funny, Woody. 335 00:34:06,498 --> 00:34:09,582 - Well, I don't find you that attractive any more. 336 00:34:10,085 --> 00:34:13,086 You just look kind of plain. 337 00:34:14,715 --> 00:34:17,669 And don't worry about your moustache. Some guys are really into that shit. 338 00:34:19,845 --> 00:34:21,968 - Suck on this, Woody Dean. 339 00:34:22,181 --> 00:34:23,889 - I can't believe he said that to her! 340 00:34:24,099 --> 00:34:27,385 - You can't really see the hairs anyway. 341 00:34:28,312 --> 00:34:29,475 - What just happened? 342 00:34:29,688 --> 00:34:33,022 - Seems you and your girlfriend just broke up. Commiserations. 343 00:34:33,692 --> 00:34:37,772 - No! Me and Breanna? - Breanna and I, but let's not quip over details. 344 00:34:39,406 --> 00:34:42,360 - Broke up with my girlfriend? - You'll get over it. 345 00:34:43,911 --> 00:34:46,069 - Wanna go for a ride? 346 00:34:46,496 --> 00:34:48,701 - I have to go, tonight's a big night for me. 347 00:34:50,082 --> 00:34:51,742 You too. 348 00:34:53,502 --> 00:34:57,630 Congratulations. Tonight's the night you finally get to lose it. 349 00:35:01,761 --> 00:35:03,172 Nicky! 350 00:35:20,029 --> 00:35:21,274 - There you go, babe. 351 00:35:22,448 --> 00:35:24,108 - Thanks. 352 00:35:25,368 --> 00:35:27,159 Nice... 353 00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:30,535 ... trailer. - It's a dump. 354 00:35:30,748 --> 00:35:33,701 But... my folks are away... 355 00:35:34,459 --> 00:35:37,828 ...and we won't be disturbed. 356 00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,044 Never seen a chick drink like that before. 357 00:35:47,847 --> 00:35:51,181 - My throat's a little dry. 358 00:35:53,812 --> 00:35:57,762 - Maybe I could moisten it up a little. 359 00:36:00,902 --> 00:36:03,393 - I can't. I need another beer. 360 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,114 - Sure. 361 00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:18,955 - You OK? - I'm fine thank you. 362 00:36:19,169 --> 00:36:24,246 - You've been acting kind of weird lately. I think I know what's on your mind. 363 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:28,256 - I don't think you do. - Let me guess. 364 00:36:28,929 --> 00:36:36,307 - You think if you don't impress those scouts, you're gonna end up working with your dad in spatula world. 365 00:36:37,021 --> 00:36:38,100 - What? 366 00:36:38,689 --> 00:36:43,684 - I ain't stupid, Woody. Just let things fall into place. 367 00:36:44,486 --> 00:36:46,811 Whatever you do, we'll be proud of you. 368 00:36:50,826 --> 00:36:55,203 So you don't want to work with spatulas, what the heck? 369 00:37:03,338 --> 00:37:04,797 - Not here. 370 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,915 - OK, let's go to the master bedroom. 371 00:37:11,637 --> 00:37:15,504 Let's get cracking baby, cause daddy's packing! 372 00:37:18,519 --> 00:37:21,686 - Oh god, what was I thinking? This is so gay! 373 00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:25,435 - What are you waiting for, baby? 374 00:37:25,985 --> 00:37:28,523 - Daddy wants to see some flesh. 375 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:32,445 - He's gonna make me his bitch! Woody the bitch boy! 376 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:35,655 - Maybe you need a little help? 377 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,331 - I have to pee. 378 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:40,240 - Now? 379 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:44,585 - Yeah, I can feel I have to fricking go. So, you get undressed - 380 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:47,120 - and don't start without me. 381 00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:56,133 - Hey, come back! 382 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:03,114 Elton John: Candle in the Wind 383 00:38:03,146 --> 00:38:05,388 - Not this shit again, man! 384 00:38:06,525 --> 00:38:10,772 - It's very melodic. If you give it a chance you might learn to enjoy it. 385 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:14,375 Elton John: Candle in the Wind 386 00:38:14,491 --> 00:38:16,448 - No. Still shit. 387 00:38:16,952 --> 00:38:18,945 - Have you heard about that grease ball Nicky? 388 00:38:20,247 --> 00:38:24,031 - She got it on last night. 389 00:38:28,671 --> 00:38:30,498 - Did you guys hear? 390 00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:34,008 She did it in the trailer park. 391 00:38:36,637 --> 00:38:39,923 - She probably didn't even know it was a trailer park. 392 00:38:49,108 --> 00:38:51,017 - Woody, are you crying? 393 00:38:53,529 --> 00:38:55,272 What's wrong? 394 00:38:56,782 --> 00:38:58,656 - I'm sorry. 395 00:38:59,076 --> 00:39:02,659 I just found out I lost my virginity in a trailer park. 396 00:39:12,297 --> 00:39:16,377 - I gotta go. I got a class. 397 00:39:44,746 --> 00:39:47,154 - Hey, do you think she might do it with me? 398 00:39:47,749 --> 00:39:50,240 - No! Get lost. 399 00:39:59,384 --> 00:40:00,415 - What? 400 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:07,392 - Don't worry. You had a great time. 401 00:40:08,393 --> 00:40:10,801 Trust me, you'll never forget it. 402 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:12,847 - How could you do this to me? 403 00:40:14,650 --> 00:40:18,600 - I know you're not the best looking guy in the world but it's only sex. 404 00:40:19,363 --> 00:40:21,819 - I wanted it to be special. 405 00:40:22,157 --> 00:40:26,736 - Well, you started it. 'A central parting is very european looking'. 406 00:40:26,954 --> 00:40:28,199 You lost me my girlfriend. 407 00:40:28,413 --> 00:40:31,497 - I was saving it for the boy I fell in love with. 408 00:40:39,925 --> 00:40:42,296 - Look, nothing happened, OK? 409 00:40:44,303 --> 00:40:46,379 - Really? - Really. 410 00:40:48,683 --> 00:40:51,850 - That's not what Nicky is telling everyone. - Well, Nicky is a liar. 411 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,511 - Try telling that to the entire world. 412 00:40:56,857 --> 00:40:59,811 How's it feel to be a cheap little slut? 413 00:41:04,073 --> 00:41:08,450 Looks like I have to have a talk with that son of a bitch, cause no one calls us the sort. 414 00:41:23,134 --> 00:41:24,544 - Pass the ball! 415 00:41:26,553 --> 00:41:29,044 - Nicky, here's your ho! 416 00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:34,345 - Hey, I'm looking for you! - You found me, baby. 417 00:41:34,853 --> 00:41:36,929 - What the hell did you say? 418 00:41:38,898 --> 00:41:39,977 - Nothing. 419 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:42,192 - Oh really? 420 00:41:43,028 --> 00:41:45,601 - But I wasn't 100 percent true. 421 00:41:46,906 --> 00:41:49,195 - You greasy scumbag liar. 422 00:41:49,618 --> 00:41:52,572 - And you've got a very dirty little mouth. 423 00:41:53,788 --> 00:41:55,330 Then again... 424 00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:58,041 ...I already knew that. 425 00:41:59,711 --> 00:42:02,167 A little hellcat, ain't you? - Asshole! 426 00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:07,710 - That's no way to treat a lady, mister! 427 00:42:07,928 --> 00:42:10,963 - And what kind of word is 'ain't you'. It's wrong on so many levels. 428 00:42:11,263 --> 00:42:14,015 Why don't you tell everyone what really happened? 429 00:42:14,224 --> 00:42:16,382 Tell them! - Nothing! Nothing happened! 430 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:21,560 - I think you owe this sweet, innocent, yet very attractive young lady an apology. 431 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:25,151 - Sorry. 432 00:42:26,278 --> 00:42:27,938 - I'm sorry! 433 00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:30,313 - Thanks. 434 00:42:36,705 --> 00:42:40,156 - It's so much fun to hit someone. I'd like to punch him again. 435 00:42:43,504 --> 00:42:46,707 Easy champ. Doesn't mean I forgive you about screwing up about Breanna and I. 436 00:42:47,341 --> 00:42:48,883 - Breanna and me. 437 00:42:51,428 --> 00:42:52,707 I'll try to fix things. 438 00:42:52,929 --> 00:42:55,764 - What's the point? I'm a girl, remember? 439 00:42:57,183 --> 00:43:01,228 Jesus, what am I gonna do? Homecoming's next Friday. 440 00:43:01,771 --> 00:43:03,598 - My life is a complete disaster. 441 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:06,436 - What were we doing before this happened? - Arguing? 442 00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:09,023 - You always argue. - Not always. 443 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:12,397 - We were at the museum. 444 00:43:12,907 --> 00:43:18,032 - In front of that ugly Mexican dude. - Aztek. Texcatlipoca. 445 00:43:18,246 --> 00:43:22,113 - That's the guy. - He's the ancient god of sorcery. 446 00:43:33,636 --> 00:43:35,379 - We close in 5 minutes, folks. 447 00:43:45,021 --> 00:43:48,057 - OK, you go first. - No, you go first, you have the biggest mouth. 448 00:43:49,568 --> 00:43:54,360 - Hi, how are you? - Is that the best you can do? He's a god, not your aunt Betsy. 449 00:43:54,781 --> 00:44:00,700 - You may have got the impression that this young fellow and I didn't like it each other. 450 00:44:02,330 --> 00:44:05,284 But let me tell you, that could not be any farther from the truth. 451 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:10,043 - That's right. Sure we were fighting but all friends fight, right? 452 00:44:10,255 --> 00:44:16,589 How could you not like Nell? She is really tidy and smart, way smart! 453 00:44:18,764 --> 00:44:22,013 Kinda cute, especially when she does that thing with her nose. 454 00:44:22,850 --> 00:44:24,178 We get along really well. 455 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:28,477 - Yeah, we're actually very close. - Closest. 456 00:44:28,689 --> 00:44:29,969 Real homies. 457 00:44:30,191 --> 00:44:32,349 To the end, bro. - Don't overdo it. 458 00:44:35,529 --> 00:44:39,313 - Now that we've got that cleared up, here's what we're gonna do. 459 00:44:39,575 --> 00:44:41,615 We close our eyes, count to three - 460 00:44:41,827 --> 00:44:45,278 - and when we open them up, we'll be back in our right bodies. 461 00:44:45,790 --> 00:44:47,249 If that's OK with you - 462 00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:53,959 - which I'm sure it is, since this is just a big misunderstanding we can laugh about in years to come. 463 00:44:55,132 --> 00:44:56,412 - Let's do it. 464 00:45:04,391 --> 00:45:05,505 One... 465 00:45:06,643 --> 00:45:08,221 ...two... 466 00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:10,145 ...three. 467 00:45:18,863 --> 00:45:20,939 Maybe he only speaks Mexican? 468 00:45:21,157 --> 00:45:23,944 - So what are we gonna do next, buy him an enchilada? 469 00:45:25,537 --> 00:45:27,826 I had my heart set on Yale. 470 00:45:28,540 --> 00:45:30,865 No, please, not the tears, please? 471 00:45:33,002 --> 00:45:35,575 You think I wanna end up in my dad's spatula store? 472 00:45:35,797 --> 00:45:37,624 - You don't know. 473 00:45:41,219 --> 00:45:42,464 - Wait, wait! 474 00:45:43,972 --> 00:45:45,929 You beat up Nicky. 475 00:45:50,936 --> 00:45:54,139 You have my body, my strength. 476 00:45:54,439 --> 00:45:57,226 All I need to do is show you how to use it. 477 00:46:00,904 --> 00:46:04,273 - And we could study so you could get through my interview. - Huh? 478 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,894 Orson: Tryin' to Help 479 00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:50,823 - Ready? 480 00:46:51,329 --> 00:46:53,571 As hard as you like. 481 00:46:57,835 --> 00:46:59,246 Come on. 482 00:47:16,312 --> 00:47:18,268 Once the sign is given - 483 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,774 - the center snaps the ball to the quarterback and the game begins. Are you with me so far? 484 00:47:24,235 --> 00:47:25,813 The offence has a limited amount of time... 485 00:47:26,029 --> 00:47:28,520 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? 486 00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:31,824 Thou art more lovely and more temperate. 487 00:47:32,035 --> 00:47:35,369 Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May. 488 00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:38,616 And summer's lease hath all too short a date. 489 00:47:39,209 --> 00:47:45,710 - So, he's not actually saying that she's like a summer's day? He say she is hot like a summer's day? 490 00:47:45,924 --> 00:47:47,833 - Yeah, that's it exactly! 491 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:54,848 - Right, you know, I still can't imagine ever actually saying something like that to someone. 492 00:47:55,684 --> 00:47:57,309 Feel like so uncool. 493 00:47:57,519 --> 00:48:00,768 - Maybe you'd just have to meet the right person to say that kind of stuff to. 494 00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:04,016 - Or maybe I just don't wanna look like a doofus. 495 00:48:04,233 --> 00:48:08,065 Well, Shaky must really have liked that one. She must have been some babe. 496 00:48:08,278 --> 00:48:10,686 - Actually, Shakespeare wrote this to a young man. 497 00:48:11,281 --> 00:48:14,401 - Shakespeare was a homo? - We don't know that exactly. 498 00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:18,325 - You write a poem to a guy telling him how hot he is and you don't know exactly? 499 00:48:18,539 --> 00:48:21,291 Gees, what do you have to do before you know exactly? 500 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:24,169 Write an ode to a schlong? 501 00:48:24,586 --> 00:48:26,246 - I think that's enough for today. 502 00:48:26,463 --> 00:48:29,499 - The bard was a bender. Who would've though? 503 00:48:30,009 --> 00:48:31,587 - See you tomorrow. 504 00:48:32,011 --> 00:48:33,386 - Good night. 505 00:48:40,519 --> 00:48:44,018 - Listen, I was wrong about your parents. They're alright once you get used to your mom's language. 506 00:48:44,231 --> 00:48:46,139 - Mom's pretty cool. 507 00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:50,984 - Woody, can I ask you a question? 508 00:48:52,739 --> 00:48:53,984 - Sure. 509 00:48:56,159 --> 00:48:58,033 - In the morning... 510 00:48:59,662 --> 00:49:01,322 Never mind. - What? 511 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:03,448 - No, it's nothing really. - Go on. 512 00:49:03,666 --> 00:49:05,659 - It's a little embarrasing but... 513 00:49:05,877 --> 00:49:08,546 ...every morning you... 514 00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:13,626 ...have this thing.... 515 00:49:15,762 --> 00:49:17,589 - The thing that you... - What? 516 00:49:18,473 --> 00:49:21,094 You know, every morning? 517 00:49:24,228 --> 00:49:27,679 - You mean the old boner. - That's not the word I would have used. 518 00:49:27,899 --> 00:49:33,319 - Boy, do I miss that guy. - I'm sure you do. What I'd like to know: how can I get rid of it? 519 00:49:34,738 --> 00:49:36,280 - Only one way I know of. 520 00:49:37,407 --> 00:49:39,696 - That's disgusting... 521 00:49:40,118 --> 00:49:41,577 ...and there's got to be another way, right? 522 00:49:44,081 --> 00:49:47,664 - Well, there is one thing that I do in case of emergencies.... 523 00:49:47,918 --> 00:49:51,002 ...sort of lets the air out of the old tire, if you know what I'm saying. 524 00:49:51,797 --> 00:49:56,542 First I close my eyes, and I think of you. 525 00:49:59,388 --> 00:50:02,093 Works every the time. - Good night. 526 00:50:02,307 --> 00:50:03,635 - See ya! 527 00:50:19,323 --> 00:50:23,487 - Hey, you want one? - No, thanks. 528 00:50:25,496 --> 00:50:29,576 - You've had it quiet up there tonight. Are you OK? 529 00:50:30,793 --> 00:50:35,170 - Yeah, I was just studying with Nell. - Is that what you young people are calling it these days? 530 00:50:35,589 --> 00:50:38,875 - Nell's not that kind of girl. - I know. 531 00:50:39,385 --> 00:50:40,760 She's a good kid. 532 00:50:41,762 --> 00:50:48,346 - You know, way back, her dad Ted and I used to hang out together. He was a good guy, Ted. 533 00:50:49,061 --> 00:50:50,436 - He still is. 534 00:50:52,314 --> 00:50:54,105 I mean, as far as I know. 535 00:50:55,025 --> 00:50:56,603 What ever happened between you two? 536 00:50:56,819 --> 00:51:02,109 Nell's mom, Katherine, I guess. She didn't really approve. 537 00:51:03,575 --> 00:51:06,991 We weren't her kind of people. 538 00:51:08,913 --> 00:51:10,288 Good night, son. 539 00:51:11,332 --> 00:51:13,905 Good night, dad. 540 00:51:23,261 --> 00:51:25,254 - Oh god, she's crying. 541 00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:30,559 Chanel? 542 00:51:31,978 --> 00:51:33,638 Are you OK? 543 00:51:35,607 --> 00:51:37,315 Oh crap... 544 00:51:40,986 --> 00:51:42,528 What's wrong? 545 00:51:42,905 --> 00:51:46,950 - It's about Harry. He's seeing some other girl. 546 00:51:47,826 --> 00:51:49,902 - No, he wouldn't do that. 547 00:51:50,621 --> 00:51:54,535 - Well, how come I saw him with his tongue stuck down her throat. 548 00:51:56,001 --> 00:51:57,875 - Did you see who it was? 549 00:51:58,212 --> 00:52:03,123 - No, they were in his car. But I saw what they were doing clear enough. 550 00:52:04,801 --> 00:52:07,921 Why are guys such jerks? 551 00:52:11,099 --> 00:52:15,808 Why am I asking you, you know less about guys than anybody on the planet. 552 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:19,638 - I'm sorry. 553 00:52:19,858 --> 00:52:22,610 - I didn't mean that. - You're right. 554 00:52:22,819 --> 00:52:25,024 - What do I know about guys? 555 00:52:27,448 --> 00:52:31,493 - I was so stupid. I know how Horse is. 556 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,658 - Why do you go out with them? 557 00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:41,875 - Cause when I started at Westdale I felt invisible. 558 00:52:42,088 --> 00:52:46,631 And then I started going out with Horse and I became friends - 559 00:52:46,842 --> 00:52:52,133 - with Breanna and Tiffany and Woody and everyone. And then people started to notice me. 560 00:52:53,599 --> 00:52:55,757 And I liked that. 561 00:52:57,645 --> 00:53:01,725 So, I guess I'm just afraid of feeling invisible again. 562 00:53:03,859 --> 00:53:08,023 - You know I think that a lot more people feel that way than you realize. 563 00:53:08,739 --> 00:53:10,481 - You do. 564 00:53:11,199 --> 00:53:14,782 You go your own way no matter what anyone thinks. 565 00:53:16,871 --> 00:53:19,077 I admire you, Nell. 566 00:53:26,506 --> 00:53:32,046 And this is Mr. Stinky, you have to say hello. - Why did you bring that pencil neck to our sleepover? 567 00:53:34,222 --> 00:53:35,467 - Nell's OK. 568 00:53:35,682 --> 00:53:38,387 She just wants to hang, right? 569 00:53:39,644 --> 00:53:42,396 Carey told me we're all going in our jammies. 570 00:53:47,110 --> 00:53:49,779 - I see you finally seen the errors of your geekish ways? 571 00:53:50,071 --> 00:53:52,479 - I have. This girl just wants to have fun. 572 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,366 - OK. OK! Let's get to our PJ's! 573 00:54:03,167 --> 00:54:04,447 - Oh man! 574 00:54:05,127 --> 00:54:07,832 Life is such a bitch. 575 00:54:11,550 --> 00:54:15,879 - Lock target in 5 and will you check out that ass! 576 00:54:16,555 --> 00:54:17,586 - What about Chanel? 577 00:54:20,392 --> 00:54:21,388 - No, don't see her. 578 00:54:21,602 --> 00:54:23,262 - Think about it Harry - 579 00:54:23,479 --> 00:54:29,019 - are you willing to betray the love of a good woman for the cheap thrill of a one night stand? 580 00:54:33,989 --> 00:54:37,653 - You crack me up, you know that boy. 581 00:54:37,867 --> 00:54:40,654 You were always into the 'faithful' but I'm the Horse - 582 00:54:40,870 --> 00:54:43,326 - and Horse people knows of no such boundaries. And plus - 583 00:54:43,539 --> 00:54:47,833 - at night I'm a locked target 584 00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:53,370 You know what happens. A few drinks, quality control goes out the window - 585 00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:57,375 - and before you know it, you're sucking face with some swill muncher from downtown. 586 00:54:57,595 --> 00:55:00,881 Or worse still. I end up here with you - 587 00:55:01,099 --> 00:55:03,804 - drunk on some dark street telling you I love you. 588 00:55:04,727 --> 00:55:07,514 And you know me doesn't want that to happen, homie. 589 00:55:07,855 --> 00:55:09,848 - Let's go to a party. 590 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:15,188 Sugababes: Red Dress 591 00:55:10,566 --> 00:55:14,943 Sugababes: Red Dress - So Breanna, you're not seeing Woody anymore? - That is so over. 592 00:55:15,988 --> 00:55:18,657 - Such a shame. I mean, you guys were the perfect couple. 593 00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:21,691 - Duh. I was only seeing him because he's the football captain. 594 00:55:22,577 --> 00:55:25,448 Without me, he's just another dumb jock with his brains in his shorts. 595 00:55:25,664 --> 00:55:29,365 Which is convenient because not much else is going on down there. 596 00:55:41,012 --> 00:55:43,585 - Loser! Drink up, man! 597 00:55:46,469 --> 00:55:51,683 Sugababes: Push the Button 598 00:55:48,478 --> 00:55:52,558 Sugababes: Push the Button - Manicure, pedicure, face masks. Are we done yet? 599 00:55:53,942 --> 00:55:58,070 - Nell, I couldn't help noticing that you're a little on the hairy side. 600 00:56:01,825 --> 00:56:02,821 Down below. 601 00:56:04,202 --> 00:56:08,744 You've got sort of a rainforest thing going on. 602 00:56:08,956 --> 00:56:12,076 - You're not supposed to be bushy? 603 00:56:13,377 --> 00:56:16,331 - We've all gone totally latino. - Totally. 604 00:56:16,964 --> 00:56:17,960 - Really? 605 00:56:18,174 --> 00:56:20,048 - You should too. 606 00:56:20,718 --> 00:56:22,711 - You know, we could do it for you right now. 607 00:56:24,054 --> 00:56:25,762 - Latino. 608 00:56:26,807 --> 00:56:28,716 - What the hell, let's do it! 609 00:56:29,977 --> 00:56:32,266 - OK girls, we've got a green light on the Brazilian wax. 610 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,018 - Tiffany, bring me scissors and depilatory strips. 611 00:56:35,232 --> 00:56:38,435 Chanel, I'm gonna need towels and hot water. 612 00:56:38,652 --> 00:56:43,113 Nell, sit back, relax and do exactly... 613 00:56:52,582 --> 00:56:54,076 - One more, give me one more! 614 00:57:00,215 --> 00:57:01,757 - Bite down on this. 615 00:57:02,634 --> 00:57:04,294 On three. One... 616 00:57:04,594 --> 00:57:06,337 - Maybe this is a bad idea. 617 00:57:09,390 --> 00:57:11,679 - Did I say you I love you, man? 618 00:57:12,852 --> 00:57:14,892 I really do love you, man. 619 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:19,347 You're like... my... twin brother. 620 00:57:20,819 --> 00:57:24,603 You're white but you're my twin brother. 621 00:57:29,410 --> 00:57:32,031 Man, this is some kind of brazilian. 622 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,783 - How are you feeling? 623 00:57:38,293 --> 00:57:40,036 - A little better. 624 00:57:41,839 --> 00:57:44,875 - How much did you drink last night? - I don't know. 625 00:57:45,133 --> 00:57:49,712 I just remember feeling unusually happy and having a really good time - 626 00:57:49,930 --> 00:57:53,595 - and then like somebody picked up the room and started spinning it. 627 00:57:54,351 --> 00:57:55,810 I don't know, I'm an idiot. 628 00:57:56,019 --> 00:58:00,480 - Think of it as a rite of passage. Go easy next time. 629 00:58:02,985 --> 00:58:04,479 - Thanks for taking care of me. 630 00:58:09,741 --> 00:58:12,861 - See you after lunch. We have stuff to do today. - Yeah, I know. 631 00:58:16,456 --> 00:58:20,369 - Drop back, pump it and then throw the ball. 632 00:58:22,295 --> 00:58:23,873 - Alright, I can do that. 633 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,294 - No, you're telegraphing, you're way telegraphing. 634 00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:31,633 - Watch me behind me how I do. 635 00:58:35,224 --> 00:58:37,264 - What is it? - What's what? 636 00:58:37,685 --> 00:58:40,176 - That's sticking me in my ass. 637 00:58:41,647 --> 00:58:43,307 - We're meant to be playing football. 638 00:58:43,524 --> 00:58:47,189 - It's not my fault. I'm sorry. It's your thing, not mine. 639 00:58:47,403 --> 00:58:50,155 - Yeah, but you're behind the wheel. I guess that means you find me attractive. 640 00:58:50,364 --> 00:58:53,531 - No actually, that means you find me attractive. 641 00:58:53,743 --> 00:58:56,281 Let's not read too much into it, OK. This thing finds anything attractive. 642 00:58:56,495 --> 00:59:00,707 - That is such a guy thing to say. - Can we just keep playing football, please? 643 00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:04,085 - Sure, as long as you keep my dick out of your butt. 644 00:59:39,663 --> 00:59:42,498 - Ah, came through the windows! 645 00:59:42,791 --> 00:59:45,707 - One of the many skills I've acquired lately. 646 00:59:46,293 --> 00:59:51,288 - Keep our voices down. If my mom knows I have a boy in my room she'd spontaneously combust. 647 00:59:51,507 --> 00:59:53,879 - I'm trying to settle what to wear for your interview. 648 00:59:54,093 --> 00:59:56,501 - Navy suit, white blouse and sensible shoes. 649 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,796 - You don't think something a little hotter? 650 00:59:59,473 --> 01:00:01,513 - It's an interview... 651 01:00:04,269 --> 01:00:08,397 You're joking. - At least something I can control. 652 01:00:09,733 --> 01:00:13,482 I've been thinking. While we're like this - 653 01:00:13,696 --> 01:00:17,397 - I wonder if it would make sense if we could go to the Homecoming dance together. 654 01:00:17,616 --> 01:00:23,037 Not only because, well, who else would we go with? I don't wanna get stuck with pencil neck all night. 655 01:00:23,831 --> 01:00:26,404 It wouldn't be a date. 656 01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:32,954 - I'd like that. - Great. It's a date. 657 01:00:33,548 --> 01:00:35,754 A non-date date. 658 01:00:35,967 --> 01:00:38,672 - Nell, wash hands! Dinner! 659 01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:40,879 - My cue to go. 660 01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:45,390 - Not a real date. 661 01:00:49,105 --> 01:00:50,979 It's alright! I'm OK! 662 01:00:55,945 --> 01:00:57,736 - I will be kinda late tomorrow. 663 01:00:58,823 --> 01:01:01,148 - Kind of. 664 01:01:03,453 --> 01:01:05,529 - Kind of late tomorrow. 665 01:01:06,664 --> 01:01:09,072 - What is with you at the moment? Ted? 666 01:01:09,917 --> 01:01:12,538 Sometimes I feel as though I don't know who you are anymore. 667 01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:15,292 - She's growing up, Katherine. 668 01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:24,051 - So, are you going to tell me what you're doing or is it a secret? 669 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:27,678 - It's no secret, I'm studying with Woody. 670 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,056 - Again? 671 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:30,972 - Yeah, you've got a problem with that? 672 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:40,899 - If you want to waste your valuable time it's your affair. 673 01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:42,692 - Who says I'm wasting my time? 674 01:01:44,076 --> 01:01:45,654 - Oh Nell, you only have to look at the boy. 675 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:47,442 - What's wrong with him? 676 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:50,200 - He's stupid, he's trouble and he's a loser. 677 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:52,119 You told me so yourself. 678 01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:58,919 There's nothing you can do to change that. Look at his family. 679 01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:01,457 That's basic genetics. 680 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:27,326 - Hi, Mr Bedworth. 681 01:02:28,744 --> 01:02:30,571 Is Nell around? 682 01:02:31,372 --> 01:02:37,576 - She's gone back to school, son, she said she had to do some extra studying. She has her interview with Yale tomorrow. 683 01:02:40,214 --> 01:02:41,589 - Thanks. 684 01:02:44,509 --> 01:02:48,341 - So, how have you been, Mr. Bedworth? - I'm fine, Woody, just fine. 685 01:02:51,432 --> 01:02:55,382 Well, give my best to your wife. - I will do. 686 01:03:10,660 --> 01:03:12,403 - What are you trying to do? 687 01:03:18,918 --> 01:03:21,753 Stop, you're gonna hurt yourself! - Back off! 688 01:03:24,215 --> 01:03:26,207 - Why are you doing this? 689 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,298 - Because this is who I am. 690 01:03:33,682 --> 01:03:36,303 This is all I've ever been. 691 01:03:38,645 --> 01:03:40,887 And now not even that. 692 01:03:45,402 --> 01:03:48,320 - Football's not who you are. 693 01:03:49,781 --> 01:03:51,904 - You don't get it, do you? 694 01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:54,864 - People like you never do. - People like me? 695 01:03:55,078 --> 01:03:58,661 What exactly is it people like me don't get? - People like me! 696 01:04:00,375 --> 01:04:02,747 - Then educate me, please! 697 01:04:08,383 --> 01:04:10,588 - We like to play ball. 698 01:04:11,677 --> 01:04:13,753 Maybe we're even pretty good at it. 699 01:04:13,971 --> 01:04:18,135 Maybe we get accepted to some second rate shit kicker college - 700 01:04:18,351 --> 01:04:23,690 - or maybe we go work with our dad at the spatula store. Who knows? 701 01:04:24,398 --> 01:04:29,143 But what we don't get is a great job, a big apartment in the city - 702 01:04:29,362 --> 01:04:34,403 - and a Yale education. - So that's what this is about. The interview? 703 01:04:40,665 --> 01:04:42,622 - I don't know! 704 01:04:43,251 --> 01:04:47,794 - It's OK to be nervous. - Nothing is OK. Nothing! 705 01:04:49,632 --> 01:04:53,381 Tomorrow I'm supposed to be playing the most important game of my life. 706 01:04:53,594 --> 01:04:57,044 This is my destiny. Mine! 707 01:04:58,306 --> 01:05:01,640 I'm not supposed to be attending some college interwiew. 708 01:05:01,851 --> 01:05:07,058 - So we got the wrong lives. Sometimes you just gotta get on with life. 709 01:05:07,857 --> 01:05:09,980 Let things fall into place. 710 01:05:13,113 --> 01:05:14,607 - Do me a favour. 711 01:05:15,073 --> 01:05:19,865 Save your inspirational speeches for someone who gives a damn. 712 01:05:20,078 --> 01:05:21,738 I know who I am. 713 01:05:22,789 --> 01:05:27,118 I'm a loser, I'm trouble and I'm stupid. Basic genetics. 714 01:05:27,669 --> 01:05:29,211 Can't help it. 715 01:05:32,257 --> 01:05:36,504 - Funny. I never took you for a quitter. 716 01:05:38,728 --> 01:05:43,942 Fefe Dobson: Be Strong 717 01:06:44,077 --> 01:06:45,785 - You can go in. 718 01:06:52,585 --> 01:06:53,960 - Miss Bedworth? 719 01:06:56,631 --> 01:06:58,374 Please take a seat. 720 01:07:01,844 --> 01:07:06,304 One of the qualities we hope for in any of our students is their passion. 721 01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:11,222 Your turn papers and test results are exemplary. 722 01:07:11,436 --> 01:07:17,889 But your love and knowledge of literature is rare in a person of your years. 723 01:07:20,779 --> 01:07:23,484 - Thank you, but it's an important part of my life. 724 01:07:25,325 --> 01:07:27,318 - Go on. 725 01:07:29,538 --> 01:07:32,907 - Poetry, for instance - 726 01:07:34,042 --> 01:07:37,660 - I like the way that it can articulate and express feelings - 727 01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:41,829 - complicated and difficult feelings that you can't express literally. 728 01:07:50,141 --> 01:07:52,347 - What about modern literature? 729 01:07:52,768 --> 01:07:57,845 Are there any contemporary writers and poets you particularly admire? 730 01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:03,314 - No. Not really. 731 01:08:05,781 --> 01:08:07,655 - Oh. Why is that? 732 01:08:09,118 --> 01:08:11,027 - Because they suck? 733 01:08:13,914 --> 01:08:17,959 - Welcome everybody to Homecoming, the biggest game of the year. 734 01:08:18,461 --> 01:08:21,166 - Surely if poetry is no longer relevant - 735 01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:25,627 - poets and their art form are doomed to extincition. 736 01:08:33,350 --> 01:08:36,552 I think that will be all. 737 01:08:52,452 --> 01:08:56,402 - Actually, I do like some modern poets. 738 01:08:56,873 --> 01:08:59,115 In fact I love them. 739 01:09:00,543 --> 01:09:03,544 50 Cent, Pete Pablo, Marshal Mathers. 740 01:09:03,755 --> 01:09:07,124 - I don't think I'm familiar with their works. - Well, they're rap artists. 741 01:09:07,342 --> 01:09:09,335 - And you consider that to be poetry? 742 01:09:09,552 --> 01:09:12,125 - Absolutely. It's urban poetry, sir. 743 01:09:12,347 --> 01:09:16,926 - They talk about their lives and experiences. They can be very brutal - 744 01:09:17,143 --> 01:09:22,563 - but often under a coat of humour. Dark humour. Here, check it out. 745 01:09:24,149 --> 01:09:27,981 - Applauds for the home theme. The Westdale Bay Beavers! 746 01:09:29,863 --> 01:09:32,152 - That's my boy! 747 01:09:32,658 --> 01:09:34,651 - Applauds for the quarterback, Woody Deanne! Woody Deanne! 748 01:09:34,868 --> 01:09:37,406 - That's my boy! 749 01:09:40,874 --> 01:09:42,333 - Wait! 750 01:09:59,101 --> 01:10:00,928 - Here we go! 751 01:10:07,149 --> 01:10:11,277 - Number 83, Johnny Chancer. 752 01:10:28,421 --> 01:10:31,837 - Hey you, leave him alone or I'll sock you around! 753 01:10:47,188 --> 01:10:50,522 - Touchdown for The Razorbacks, folks! 754 01:11:13,006 --> 01:11:16,042 - Touchdown for The Razorbacks. 755 01:11:16,259 --> 01:11:19,960 As they take the lead, 14-0, early in the fourth quarter. 756 01:11:20,180 --> 01:11:24,807 There's still time folks, as Woody Deanne takes the play. 757 01:11:44,244 --> 01:11:48,194 12th yard loss. This is really unusual, folks. 758 01:11:50,167 --> 01:11:52,623 - You just messed with the wrong girl. 759 01:11:56,924 --> 01:11:59,711 - Hi Nell. I didn't know football was your bag. 760 01:11:59,927 --> 01:12:02,632 - I just came to cheer the team. 761 01:12:03,430 --> 01:12:05,588 - We're not doing too good. 762 01:12:13,983 --> 01:12:18,229 - That's my boy! He's my boy! 763 01:12:27,954 --> 01:12:32,497 - Touchdown for The Beavers by Harry the Horse! 764 01:12:34,127 --> 01:12:37,710 - Sit your fat arse down! - Point taken, my good woman. 765 01:12:40,091 --> 01:12:42,664 - Do you want some of the dog? - Yeah, thanks. 766 01:12:45,513 --> 01:12:47,138 Thanks, dad. 767 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:06,234 - This is it, folks. Only 5 seconds to go. 768 01:13:06,616 --> 01:13:10,483 Time for one more play. This is make or break for The Beavers. 769 01:13:15,751 --> 01:13:17,079 - Ready? 770 01:13:29,473 --> 01:13:30,588 - That's it, girl! 771 01:13:42,777 --> 01:13:44,485 Touchdown! 772 01:13:44,695 --> 01:13:48,064 - The Westdale Beavers wins at the very last moment! 773 01:13:48,282 --> 01:13:53,359 - It's a touchdown by Woody Deanne and The Beavers wins! 774 01:14:07,510 --> 01:14:09,716 - What are you waiting here for? 775 01:14:15,184 --> 01:14:18,553 - Woody! You're the man! 776 01:14:20,648 --> 01:14:21,976 - Thanks. 777 01:14:22,566 --> 01:14:24,772 - Great game, son. 778 01:14:25,027 --> 01:14:28,858 - Decided for a college yet? - I've had my heart set on Yale since I was a little girl. 779 01:14:29,989 --> 01:14:33,358 - That's funny. You know what, get your parents to give me call. 780 01:14:33,868 --> 01:14:36,822 - We're not Yale, but I think you might like what we have to offer. 781 01:14:37,372 --> 01:14:40,290 - Thank you so much. - No problem. Great game. 782 01:14:47,465 --> 01:14:50,834 - You did it! You were great! 783 01:14:51,594 --> 01:14:54,050 - Did you see me out there? I totally kicked ass! 784 01:14:54,264 --> 01:14:57,135 - And the guy back here, he was a scout. He gave me his card. 785 01:14:58,101 --> 01:15:01,933 - You're going to college. No spatulas. - I saw. 786 01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:06,310 - You know what the best part is? I totally loved it! 787 01:15:07,026 --> 01:15:10,561 Your adrenaline gets pumping and the crowd was totally into it. 788 01:15:14,283 --> 01:15:17,818 The interview? Oh my god, I totally forgot it. 789 01:15:18,745 --> 01:15:19,741 How was it? 790 01:15:21,081 --> 01:15:23,038 It was amazing. 791 01:15:23,792 --> 01:15:25,749 I mean, the place was. 792 01:15:25,961 --> 01:15:29,911 For a moment I really felt like part of it. 793 01:15:33,343 --> 01:15:35,134 I gave my best shot. 794 01:15:36,763 --> 01:15:38,471 I'm sure you did. 795 01:15:38,974 --> 01:15:40,967 And that's all anyone can ask. 796 01:15:42,519 --> 01:15:45,853 And I tell you something. They would be lucky - 797 01:15:46,273 --> 01:15:50,105 - to have someone like you. Thank you. 798 01:15:51,737 --> 01:15:53,362 - Dito. 799 01:15:55,114 --> 01:15:59,194 - You know, if I have to spend my life as someone else - 800 01:16:00,369 --> 01:16:02,326 - I'd be honoured to be you. 801 01:16:04,874 --> 01:16:06,249 - Dito back at you. 802 01:16:07,501 --> 01:16:09,909 - Double double dito. 803 01:16:33,611 --> 01:16:35,105 - Woody? 804 01:16:36,697 --> 01:16:40,528 - Hey guys, I'm back! - What are you talking about, 'back'? 805 01:16:46,373 --> 01:16:50,501 - Hey there, Mr. Football hero. Am I attractive enough for you now? 806 01:17:11,189 --> 01:17:14,772 - Please Mrs. Bedworth, I need to speak to Nell. - She doesn't wish to speak with you. 807 01:17:14,985 --> 01:17:16,183 - I have to talk to her! 808 01:17:16,403 --> 01:17:21,231 - She isn't going to the dance, Woody, but she did say she hopes you have a good time - 809 01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:23,407 - with Breanna Bailey. 810 01:17:26,370 --> 01:17:29,869 For just one moment, Woody, I thought you had changed. 811 01:17:37,715 --> 01:17:41,665 Come on honey, why the sad face? 812 01:17:43,887 --> 01:17:45,595 You got everything we ever wanted. 813 01:18:01,137 --> 01:18:06,351 Dance Yourself to Death: Life, Not Living 814 01:18:10,496 --> 01:18:14,031 - Oh my god! Look at that dress! 815 01:18:30,224 --> 01:18:31,766 - So, do you like my dress? 816 01:18:33,644 --> 01:18:37,095 - Yeah, you look nice, Breanna. - It's so tight, it shows everything. 817 01:18:38,816 --> 01:18:40,892 I had to leave my panties off. 818 01:18:41,611 --> 01:18:43,853 - Let's hope you don't get diarrhoea then. 819 01:18:44,364 --> 01:18:46,522 I'm gonna get some punch. 820 01:18:51,953 --> 01:18:53,198 - Harry? 821 01:18:53,997 --> 01:18:55,325 Do you like my dress? 822 01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:57,243 - Yeah baby, it looks good on you. 823 01:19:13,308 --> 01:19:16,724 - I am so nervous? - Are you kidding me? You've got this in a bag. 824 01:19:18,313 --> 01:19:20,555 Check the make-up? We won't be a minute. 825 01:19:20,774 --> 01:19:23,728 Woody, straighten your tie. Photographers! 826 01:19:30,117 --> 01:19:33,367 - You know, seeing you in that tuxedo is making me feel kinda horny. 827 01:19:34,955 --> 01:19:38,287 Let's do it in the bushes! - Serious? 828 01:19:38,749 --> 01:19:41,703 - Yeah, it'd be like doing it with James Bond. 829 01:19:42,044 --> 01:19:46,872 - You know me: 009/2. License to thrill! 830 01:19:52,346 --> 01:19:53,342 - Woody, wait! 831 01:19:54,390 --> 01:19:58,304 - You wait over there, then I'll walk by like Halle Berry - 832 01:19:58,519 --> 01:20:01,092 - and then you jump up and grab me. 833 01:20:01,313 --> 01:20:03,222 - Not a minute to miss. 834 01:20:20,039 --> 01:20:21,948 Ready when you are baby! 835 01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:24,535 Come and get me! 836 01:20:24,752 --> 01:20:26,460 Chanel? 837 01:20:32,635 --> 01:20:34,378 - Goodbye, Mr. Bond. 838 01:20:40,185 --> 01:20:42,059 - Halle Berry wouldn't have done that. 839 01:20:43,062 --> 01:20:46,478 - Good evening, Westdale Bay! 840 01:20:47,108 --> 01:20:51,153 And the presentation of the crowns of this year's... 841 01:21:00,580 --> 01:21:02,158 - Hi, princess. 842 01:21:05,209 --> 01:21:07,332 So you're not going to the dance? 843 01:21:11,256 --> 01:21:12,999 Does it have anything to do with Woody? 844 01:21:19,765 --> 01:21:21,176 - Maybe. 845 01:21:23,227 --> 01:21:25,184 He likes someone else. 846 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:28,638 - But is she a princess? 847 01:21:30,692 --> 01:21:33,444 - Anytime soon she'll be a queen. 848 01:21:33,737 --> 01:21:37,355 - No contest. Princesses are younger and prettier - 849 01:21:37,574 --> 01:21:39,732 - especially when they're my daughter. 850 01:21:44,748 --> 01:21:46,741 You really like him, don't you? 851 01:21:50,878 --> 01:21:52,206 Me too. 852 01:21:53,381 --> 01:21:55,837 I think he's a good one. 853 01:21:56,592 --> 01:21:57,920 I think you should go. 854 01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:08,681 - But I don't have anything to wear. 855 01:22:10,398 --> 01:22:12,556 - Just a... 856 01:22:19,282 --> 01:22:23,861 Now, I'm not usually known for my taste in fashion but the young lady in the store said it was 'dope'. 857 01:22:24,078 --> 01:22:26,154 I have no idea what that means of course. 858 01:22:30,334 --> 01:22:32,041 - It's beautiful. 859 01:22:34,963 --> 01:22:39,257 - She said you need these too. Apparently these are heavy. 860 01:22:41,136 --> 01:22:42,927 For all I know they could be dope as well. 861 01:22:45,765 --> 01:22:47,224 - Thank you! 862 01:22:47,892 --> 01:22:51,890 - And the title of Westdale Bay High Homecoming King - 863 01:22:52,272 --> 01:22:53,683 - goes to - 864 01:22:55,233 --> 01:22:58,898 - our very own footballing hero, Woody Deanne! 865 01:23:16,962 --> 01:23:19,749 And now for the biggie - 866 01:23:19,965 --> 01:23:25,256 - this year's Westdale Bay Homecoming Queen is - 867 01:23:28,265 --> 01:23:30,139 - Breanna Bailey. 868 01:23:41,987 --> 01:23:45,854 - Thank you, Miss Bidermeyer. Principal Johnson. 869 01:23:46,283 --> 01:23:48,691 And thank you, Westdale Bay! 870 01:23:49,119 --> 01:23:52,535 There are so many people that I need to share this great honour with. 871 01:23:52,748 --> 01:23:57,327 My mother whose undying support and generous attitude towards cosmetic surgery. 872 01:23:57,544 --> 01:23:59,666 My hair dresser, Georgio Theodopolous - 873 01:23:59,879 --> 01:24:06,213 - Thank you, Breanna. Another round of applauds please for Homecoming King and Queen! 874 01:24:08,171 --> 01:24:13,385 Ozzy Osbourne: Goodbye to Romance 875 01:25:05,318 --> 01:25:11,154 - Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and temperate. 876 01:25:12,659 --> 01:25:17,487 Rough winds bla bla bla something. Can't remember. Yada yada yada. 877 01:25:21,043 --> 01:25:22,537 It's alright. 878 01:25:24,713 --> 01:25:26,789 I'm no Shakespeare - 879 01:25:27,299 --> 01:25:30,299 - my guess is Romeo wasn't much of a quarterback, either, right? 880 01:25:31,552 --> 01:25:35,846 I really wish I had the most perfect and beautiful words in the world to say to you - 881 01:25:36,056 --> 01:25:41,975 - cause if I did I'd say them but... I'd say how great you make me feel when I'm with you. 882 01:25:42,897 --> 01:25:47,191 And how I love that little thing you do with your nose when you smile. 883 01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:51,445 How you always correct my stupid grammar. I hate it. 884 01:25:52,364 --> 01:25:53,858 But most of all - 885 01:25:54,742 --> 01:26:00,282 - I'd tell you that... you make me a better person. 886 01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,875 My own person. 887 01:26:06,712 --> 01:26:10,046 And that's why I know that this means nothing. 888 01:26:13,802 --> 01:26:16,589 And you mean everything. 889 01:26:19,599 --> 01:26:21,675 But hey, I'm just a stupid quarterback. 890 01:26:23,019 --> 01:26:24,846 I don't know the right words. 891 01:26:26,564 --> 01:26:28,936 - Those were lovely words. 892 01:26:30,109 --> 01:26:32,185 Perfect words. 893 01:26:32,779 --> 01:26:34,688 Come here, dumb jock. 894 01:26:35,156 --> 01:26:37,279 - Don't try to stop me, pencil neck. 895 01:26:40,870 --> 01:26:42,329 - Stop that! 896 01:26:43,248 --> 01:26:45,157 I'm the Homecoming Queen. 897 01:26:45,834 --> 01:26:47,376 - Let's get out of here. 898 01:26:49,796 --> 01:26:53,414 - I'm the Homecoming Queen. - And you're a bitch! 899 01:26:54,676 --> 01:26:56,833 - Nice ass, baby! How about a little swirl? 900 01:26:59,175 --> 01:27:04,389 Girls Aloud: I Think We're Alone Now 901 01:27:19,741 --> 01:27:22,944 - Did I miss this? Did Woody Deanne win? 902 01:27:29,042 --> 01:27:31,414 - Sweet lord! 903 01:27:48,060 --> 01:27:49,887 - So, how are we gonna do this? 904 01:27:50,897 --> 01:27:53,898 You're going to your chicken shit college and me going to Yale. 905 01:27:57,528 --> 01:28:02,155 You did it. It came this morning. Congratulations! 906 01:28:02,909 --> 01:28:04,949 - You got in? 907 01:28:06,454 --> 01:28:07,996 Oh my god, I did it! 908 01:28:08,205 --> 01:28:11,408 - Me and you did really good, huh? 909 01:28:12,376 --> 01:28:13,372 - You and me. 910 01:28:14,462 --> 01:28:15,873 Or - 911 01:28:16,214 --> 01:28:17,412 - I? 912 01:28:17,632 --> 01:28:20,170 - Will you just kiss me already? 913 01:28:20,801 --> 01:28:22,628 - Yes, mam. 914 01:28:23,634 --> 01:28:28,848 James Blunt: High 915 01:29:04,386 --> 01:29:08,169 - You can not be serious? A year of sabbatical? We're talking about Yale - 916 01:29:08,389 --> 01:29:10,927 - for heavens sake, Yale! 917 01:29:12,851 --> 01:29:15,686 - I know mum. But what the heck? 918 01:29:49,847 --> 01:29:52,337 - If I may quote Snoop Dog: 919 01:29:54,058 --> 01:29:55,766 Let's get it started! 920 01:29:56,436 --> 01:30:00,085 Black Eyed Peas: Let's Get It Started 921 01:30:00,565 --> 01:30:02,308 Dope, huh? 922 01:30:02,608 --> 01:30:04,648 See what I'm saying? 923 01:30:04,861 --> 01:30:07,566 Actually, I'm not sure if this is Snoop - 924 01:30:07,780 --> 01:30:12,525 - it could be One Eyed Peas or 38 Cents. 925 01:30:13,828 --> 01:30:15,986 I'm down with it anyway, bitch. 926 01:30:20,084 --> 01:34:26,236 (This Movie is Encoded By Doctor STAR -=!Dr.STAR!=-)