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Synchronisation and transcript by
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Peter was a courageous boy.

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But that dawn he could feel fear
stick to his skin like dew on leaves.

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The fog was thick enough,
to make him lose his way home.

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Then he began to hear strange noises
coming from the depths of the forest.

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He noticed a presence...

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Small shadows that seemed to giggle
as they followed in his footsteps.

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Who were they, grandpa?

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Cruel, deformed forest dwellers,
party creatures, spiteful and impudent.

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They are the vengeful and evil goblins.
Little people of the night.

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What did they want with him?
What did Peter do to the goblins?

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Thats the point: Goblins don't need to justify
their cruel acts, they're evil creatures.

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But, let me go on, please!

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Okay, i won't interrupt you anymore.

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To make a long story short:
Peter started to run

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and run

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and run...

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TROLL 2
<i>www.bestworstmovie.com</i>

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Poor Peter remained on the ground
unconscious for a long time.

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Finally when he opened his eyes,
he saw there in front of him,
just a few inches away from him...

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A goblin???

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She was a lovely girl with huge eyes,
the color of the sea.

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She looked at him kindly.
Her expression full of love.

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Peter immediately fell in love with her.

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She caressed him, and offered him
something to eat and drink.

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Strange concoction she offered him,
was delicious.

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Peter ate and drank without
ever taking his eyes off her.

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He was bewitched by that gaze.
And it was that look that deceived him.

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I bet it was a goblin in disguise.

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These evil creatures can transform
themselves into flesh and blood people,

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whenever and however thay want.

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You're making a mistake grandpa:
You said they can.

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You should've said they could.
Or what kind of fairy tale is it?

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They can. THEY CAN!

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Goblins still exist.

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Your grandpa Seth is telling you.

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- And how did Peter end up?
- He began to feel ill, very ill.

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He was sweating chlorophyl green.

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- GREEN?
- That's right. The color of the goblins,
  the color of sap.

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Then she appeared to him,
and she really was horrible and mocking.

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- Changed into what?
- Half man, half plant. The goblin's favourite food.

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- Food? Don't tell me they ate him, grandpa!
- That's exactly what happened.

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With the voracity that has no equal on earth.

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What are you doing still up, Josh?

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Grandpa Seth was telling me a sto...

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Still telling the same story, Josh?

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I know mummy, i told you it never happen again,
but you see it's not a dream for me.

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I see him in front of me, and he's so real.

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And he tells me stories just like before.

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Grandpa Seth has been gone for more than
six months now. You were at the funeral
and i know it was very difficult for you.

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It was also very difficult for your father,
for Holly, and for me, his daughter.

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He was an amazing man.
Grandpa Seth has remained in all our hearts,
but you must banish him from your mind.

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- Remember what the doctor said?
- Of course: Grandpa Seth is an invention
  of my subconscious.

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That's right.

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- But he's so real that...
- That's enough! Try to go to sleep!

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We're going on a vacation tomorrow.
A month in the country will do us all good.

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Good night, dear!

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Good night, dear!

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- Mum!
- Yes?

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Do goblins exist?

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No, dear. They don't exist.
Now try to go to sleep!

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Yeah John, that's Nilbog, right.
Spell it? Yeah: N I L B O G

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Yeah. We'll be gone around a month.
That's right. Can you take care
of the business while we're gone?

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Yeah, that's great.
Okay, see you John. Bye.

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- Are the kids sleeping?
- No, they're more awake than we are.

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They're probably excited about the trip.

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- Do you know how many people live in Nilbog?
- No. How many?

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26, including the Presents. Isn't that wonderful?

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- Come on to bed.
- It's just like, we'll be living
  like our ancestors did.

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Yeah, we'll be peasants and farmers.
Just like people did a century ago.

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- Hey, what's the matter?
- I'm worried about Joshua.
  He's still seeing grandpa Seth.

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- When i was a kid i had an imaginery playmate too.
- But it wasn't your dead grandfather.

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It'll end. This trip will make
him forget about your father.

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- Michael!
- Yeah?

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- Who are the goblins?
- The goblins!?

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What a jerk!

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He pointed the light right at me.

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Goblins don't exist.

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Elliot, what kind of idiotic joke is this?

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You scared the shit out of me.

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I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture.
I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.

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- Release your instincts in the bathroom. 
- Are you nuts? You're trying to turn me into a homo?

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Wouldn't be too hard.
If my father discovers you're here,
he'll cut off your little nuts and eat them.

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- He can't stand you.
- And you?

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I like you.

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But my family doesn't like you.
They say you're good for nothing
and you spend way too much time with your friends.

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Oh, but i swear i never see them.

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Elliot, how long it's gonna take?
We're sick of waiting for ya.

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Don't you want to come to Nino's with us, Holly?
Don't you want some pizza?

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Man, these are cute. Hey!

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- Do you see!?
- What's wrong with having friends?

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Nothing, if you want to remain a virgin for a life.
You take them to bed with you too,
and i don't believe in group sex.

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- Is that true that your family's
  going on a vacation tomorrow?
- Yes. 

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- I'll come with you!?
- Okay, i tell my father that
  you're coming with us tomorrow.

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- Where are we going?
- Nilbog, a wonderful half-empty town.

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It's an exchange.
A family from the country is coming to live here,
and we're going to live in their house.

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Oh Elliot, it will be wonderful.

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You and me in the woods. This time
we'll be able to be together for sure.

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- And my boys!?
- If you bring them with you,
  i never wanna see you again.

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Ok. I'm going now, and i tell them.
I'll see you tomorrow morning!?

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- At eight, on the dot.
- Okay.

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- Elliot!
- Yeah?

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- Alone?
- Of course. I'll see you tomorrow morning.

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Finally.

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- Please, don't do this, Holly.
- We could've waited another fifteen minutes.
  I'm sure he would've come.

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We left at 9:30 an hour and half after our schedule,
and we've never saw a sign of your bow.

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Elliot's not my bow. He's my boyfriend, and he
told me last night that he loves me, and that
he wants to come on this trip with me and my family.

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- Evidentally he prefered his friends to you.
- That's not true!

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Yes it is. You should listen to reason!
Elliot is a good for nothing.

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Now stop it both of you!
I have no intention of having
my vacation ruined just for this.

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- Never liked that kid, i never did.
- I'm the one who has to like him, dad. Me alone.

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Stop it please! Joshua, start singing!
C'mon sing that song i like so much!

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- I don't feel like singing, mom.
- Just sing!

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<i>Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.</i>

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Where the hell is Nilbog?
It's not even marked on the map.

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It's gotta be there somewhere.
Just look closer.

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Here it is, but it's just a suspect.

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- Are you sure it's full of beautiful girls, Elliot?
- Lots of them, free and unattached.

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Yeah!

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I don't feel good.

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Stop the car, dad! I'm sick.

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Stuffed yourself like a pig, Joshua.

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I would love to see you get sick.
You ate too much.

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Dad, stop the car.
Joshua's ready to be eaten.

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- No, don't eat me!
- Joshua!

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Was i dreaming?

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- Who wants to eat you, little brother?
- Nobody.

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Only a few miles away, Josh.

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- Speaking of eating: Do you want some, Joshua?
- No, thanks.

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<i>STOP THEM!</i>

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- Stop the car, daddy! Stop!
- What's wrong, Josh?

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- Do you have to throw up?
- Yes, i have to throw up.

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- What are you doing here, grandpa?
- What are all of you doing here?
  You have to make them go back.

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- Why?
- You're getting yourselves into big trouble.

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This is a bad place, little one.
It even gives me the creeps.

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Can't you tell me more, grandpa?

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What are you doing, Joshua?

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So how about it?
Are you going to give me a ride or not?

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Get in the car, Joshua! C'mon, hurry!

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C'mon, get in!

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Holly!

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Holly, wait!

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- Well, that was them. Right?
- Yeah, right. She just...

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Why didn't Holly stop 'em?

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- I don't think it was such a good idea
  to come up here, guys.
- Just shut up. I'm the one in charge.

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There's noone here.

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It's normal. This is a farming community.
Remember: At this time of night,
everybody go to sleep.

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- Where's the farm?
- It's over there.

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Now remember: We're the farmer Waits.
We're country people.

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- Dad!
- What Josh?

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- I don't like this place. Can we go home?
- What?

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Don't listen to him.
Lead the way, farmer Waits.

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Okay.

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Fresh air, country air.

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Hello!

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- You're late.
- I'm sorry, we had a small mishap.

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- Here are the keys.
- Uhm, here are ours.

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- Enjoy your stay in Nilbog.
- Enjoy our city too.

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You'll enjoy our city. It might be a little noisy,
but our house has all the major conveniences.

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- Yeah, it's got a microwave, a video,
  and all the other appliances.
- Yeah.

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A refrigerator, a bar.

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<i>EAT BEFORE WE EAT YOU</i>

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Joshua, you're coming?

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Not bad.

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I'm hungry.

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They probably left something behind,
I'd be willing to bet.

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Come, take a look everyone!

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Tipical country hospitality. Let's dig in!

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- I'm so hungry.
- Here, have some of this!

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Here, try this! It looks good.

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- Grandpa!
- Don't let them eat, Joshua!
  For the love of God, don't let them eat!

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Aren't you hungry, Joshua?

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Stop them, Joshua! You're the only one
that can do it. If they eat, they'll
come to the same end as Peter in the story.

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But how can i stop them?

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Okay. You have 30 seconds to
come up with some way to stop them.

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I must do it.

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I must do it. I must do it.

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No daddy, please!

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Don't hit him, Michael!
Please don't hit him.

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Why not? It's what he deserves.
A big spanking for a little shit.

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Joshua is not a little shit.
He's just very sensitive.

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Argh, this smells.

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Do you see this writing?

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Do you know what it means?

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Hospitality.

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And you can't piss on hospitality.
I WON'T ALLOW IT!

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- What are you going to do to me, daddy?
- Tightening my belt by one loop,
  so i don't feel hunger pains.

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And your sister and mother will have to do likewise.

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Okay Joshua! You wanna get rough with me!?

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You wanna show me that you don't like
the choice of this house for a vacation
by going on a hunger strike!?

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Well, i accept the challange, but just remember:
When i was your age i really did suffer from hunger.
We'll see who gets through this.

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But just remember: I've got more practice than you.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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- I'm sick of this. Where are the single,
  unattached, twenty girls, Elliot?
- Dont be a pain in the neck Arnold! We just got here.

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I'm going outside for a breath of fresh air.

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Hey, Arnold! If you find any twins, don't be greedy.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Ma'am! Please stop!

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- Who are you?
- Who are you? Are you one of the monsters?

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Well, i've been called a lot of things,
but not a monster.

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- You're human?
- Very human. You wanna see?

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- What's the matter? Are you sick?
- They made me eat that stuff. I'm dying.

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They who? Who are you talking about?

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There they are!

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- Uhm, but what are they?
- Monsters.

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What do you want from me?

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Wait here! I'll take care of them.

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Let me give you some advice, you dwarves.

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Get out of here, or you're going
to be in a lot of trouble.

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And remember...

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Hey, did you guys hear that yell?

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It's probably just Arnold,
deflowering a Nilbog virgin.

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No, that wasn't a scream of a woman.
That was Arnold.

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Well, it was probably a girl
from Nilbog deflowering Arnold.

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Out of here! Wake!

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Lets hide in this house!

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What kind of a place is this?

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This is my house.

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00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:09,473
Allow me to introduce myself.

220
00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:18,667
I'm Creedence Leonore Gielgud
of ancient druid origins.

221
00:29:19,463 --> 00:29:25,038
My ancestors came from Stonehenge.

222
00:29:30,684 --> 00:29:36,259
Am i mistaken or is there something
wrong with the two of you?

223
00:29:38,213 --> 00:29:42,412
We need a doctor, ma'am.
Please call the nearest hospital!

224
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:51,027
There is no hospital in Nilbog.
We are used to curing ourselves.

225
00:30:01,307 --> 00:30:08,691
Here we are. This broth is miraculous.

226
00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:12,890
It contains sap from the forest.

227
00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:20,781
It is a concentration of all
of the vegetal properties of the Earth.

228
00:30:22,084 --> 00:30:29,034
Drink of it, children, my poor children.

229
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:23,908
- What's wrong? What's wrong with her?
- Quit worrying about her. Drink your broth.

230
00:31:31,655 --> 00:31:33,899
I can't... I can't move. Why?

231
00:31:33,899 --> 00:31:35,853
Talk too much for me.

232
00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:52,359
Oh my god. What's happening to her?
And why can't i move?
There must be a logical reason for all of this.

233
00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:53,590
Shut up!

234
00:31:58,947 --> 00:32:00,830
She's changing.

235
00:32:14,874 --> 00:32:21,824
Purifying herself.
Now she's one with the vegetable world.

236
00:32:22,258 --> 00:32:26,964
Now she is food for my children.

237
00:32:48,610 --> 00:32:51,650
Make yourselves comfortable!

238
00:32:59,324 --> 00:33:04,247
They're eating her.
And then they're going to eat me.

239
00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:12,427
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

240
00:33:17,278 --> 00:33:20,318
I don't like this place. Not one bit.

241
00:33:57,891 --> 00:34:03,465
Dear Elliot Cooper,
tomorrow morning will be your final judgement.

242
00:34:03,465 --> 00:34:07,881
Either me, or your boys.
Take it or leave it!

243
00:34:08,605 --> 00:34:10,922
The beautiful Holly Waits...

244
00:34:11,501 --> 00:34:14,107
...or your lovely little boys.

245
00:34:14,396 --> 00:34:16,423
Make a choice, Elliot.

246
00:34:25,038 --> 00:34:27,862
Joshua! Joshua!

247
00:34:31,337 --> 00:34:37,345
Mum! Dad! Mum!

248
00:34:37,563 --> 00:34:42,340
- What is it? What's the matter? What's wrong?
- I saw him.

249
00:34:44,078 --> 00:34:46,395
- Who did you see?
- Grandpa Seth.

250
00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:52,403
See!? It wasn't me this time.

251
00:34:53,924 --> 00:35:00,873
It was a reflection in the mirror. It was him.
Grandpa Seth was calling out to Joshua.

252
00:35:04,204 --> 00:35:06,448
I'm tired of this.
Come with me, all of you.

253
00:35:10,212 --> 00:35:15,280
- So where's that damn mirror?
- It's right... right there.

254
00:35:18,972 --> 00:35:23,316
- Look! There's noone other than us in there.
- But he was there before.

255
00:35:23,677 --> 00:35:27,225
It's gotta be your imagination or hallucination.

256
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:30,772
- Are you still smoking dope, Holly?
- I swore i won't, dad.

257
00:35:30,772 --> 00:35:34,537
Look! I wanna get up early in the morning.
We're still farmers now. Right?

258
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,867
I'm not sleeping in this room.

259
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:43,369
- C'mon Holly, didn't you hear what your father said?
- I'm not sleeping here.

260
00:35:43,731 --> 00:35:45,034
I'll sleep here.

261
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:52,997
- You would really do that for me?
- Sure. Why not? I'm not afraid.

262
00:35:54,662 --> 00:35:59,730
- Night son.
- Night Josh. Thank you.
- Goodnight Josh. Now go to sleep.

263
00:36:03,711 --> 00:36:06,535
Grandpa! Grandpa Seth are you here?

264
00:36:18,769 --> 00:36:24,850
- What happened?
- You were in the wrong room.
  Holly was sleeping there.

265
00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:28,253
I still have to learn the layout of this house.

266
00:36:28,615 --> 00:36:34,117
Well, i'm glad to see you, grandpa.
Did you see? I managed to keep them from eating.

267
00:36:34,117 --> 00:36:42,877
Now you have to convince them to leave here.
This is an evil place.
It is the kingdom of the goblins.

268
00:36:42,877 --> 00:36:52,432
- Why don't you tell my mummy and daddy these things?
- They don't listen to me.
  Your mother has never taken my advice.

269
00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:55,256
That's why she married that good for nothing.

270
00:36:58,731 --> 00:37:06,984
Powers of evil are very strong here.
I must leave. But i'll be back, Joshua. I'll be back.

271
00:37:18,784 --> 00:37:23,779
Grandpa, only you can do something. Only you.

272
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:31,887
Damn. There's no milk. There's no coffee.
And there's nothing.

273
00:37:32,177 --> 00:37:37,317
- Guys, did anyone remember to bring supplies?
- We left in too much of a hurry, Drew.

274
00:37:37,534 --> 00:37:41,805
- Go in to town to do the shopping now.
- Yeah, but i don't have any money.

275
00:37:42,312 --> 00:37:45,932
- Just take from all our group fund.
- Okay.

276
00:38:10,256 --> 00:38:12,211
Is breakfast ready, dear?

277
00:38:17,857 --> 00:38:24,880
Geez, there's nothing in the whole house.
No eggs, no bacon. There's just a lot of milk,
but it's all like this.

278
00:38:28,716 --> 00:38:30,744
It must be a week old.

279
00:38:37,766 --> 00:38:40,155
Good morning mum. Good morning dad.

280
00:38:40,879 --> 00:38:42,110
What's for breakfast?

281
00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:48,480
- Nothing.
- What? I'm hungry enough to eat a horse.
  I've been fasting for two days.

282
00:38:48,914 --> 00:38:53,982
- No problem. Josh and I will run in town
  to general store. Right, Josh?
- Okay.

283
00:38:54,634 --> 00:38:55,982
We won't be gone long.

284
00:39:28,152 --> 00:39:30,034
- Hello, son.
- Hi.

285
00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:34,233
- Are you in training?
- No, just going shopping.

286
00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:37,780
- Hop in then. You save your breath that way.
- Okay. Thanks.

287
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,820
- I'm sheriff Gene Freak.
- Well, nice to meet you, sheriff.

288
00:39:57,761 --> 00:40:04,783
- Are you just passing through Nilbog?
- Well, i'm on vacation with some friends.
  We parked our camper on the road.

289
00:40:06,159 --> 00:40:09,779
- Are you hungry?
- Well, a little bit. Yeah.

290
00:40:26,646 --> 00:40:27,443
Good.

291
00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:33,524
I'm sure you'll all enjoy Nilbog.
We're hospitable people.
Especially to strangers.

292
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:39,243
Now here's the general store.

293
00:40:55,821 --> 00:41:01,396
- And sheriff, where do the girls
  from around here go at night?
- Haha, the girls...

294
00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:52,578
Can i help you?

295
00:41:53,374 --> 00:41:57,646
- Coffee!?
- There's no coffee here in Nilbog.
  It's the devil's drink.

296
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,134
- Eggs?
- Eeeeeew.

297
00:42:02,134 --> 00:42:08,794
- Bacon?
- Are you crazy, boy? We're vegetarians
  here in Nilbog. Didn't you know that?

298
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:12,776
Here's some Nilbog milk.

299
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:18,133
Special milk, high in vitamin content.
Here, it's free.

300
00:42:18,567 --> 00:42:23,852
- Free?
- Of course it's free.
  We love tourists here in Nilbog.

301
00:42:23,852 --> 00:42:30,657
- Try some, boy! And have some of
  your friends drink some also.
- Thank you.

302
00:42:35,580 --> 00:42:40,503
- Do you feel allright?
- Yeah.

303
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,370
- Hey, you.
- Yeah?

304
00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:15,370
Your friend has a message for you.

305
00:43:15,614 --> 00:43:18,654
- Who? Arnold?
- Yeah, that's him.

306
00:43:18,799 --> 00:43:21,695
He said to meet him in the house
that looks like an old church.

307
00:43:22,491 --> 00:43:23,433
Okay.

308
00:43:24,591 --> 00:43:27,921
You can go through the woods.
It's only about a mile away.

309
00:43:39,070 --> 00:43:42,979
Good morning my little flower.

310
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:49,567
Don't be too worried about the closed mouth.

311
00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:56,227
You didn't have anything to say anyway. Right?

312
00:43:57,023 --> 00:44:02,453
With this you'll become strong and beautiful.

313
00:44:03,828 --> 00:44:08,824
Now i'm going to welcome our new neighbours.

314
00:44:10,489 --> 00:44:17,366
I have just prepared this pudding with wild nettles

315
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:29,745
and a few organic additives to make it
delicious and purify the intestines.

316
00:44:36,478 --> 00:44:40,098
See you later, my little flower.

317
00:44:52,043 --> 00:44:56,748
<i>Closed. Will re-open in 20 minutes.
After the sermon.</i>

318
00:45:12,965 --> 00:45:14,702
We have to wait and be patient.

319
00:45:23,896 --> 00:45:26,430
<i>Vegetable cookbook</i>

320
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,415
Grendpa! Grendpa Seth! Are you there?

321
00:45:45,108 --> 00:45:49,162
NILBOG. It's GOBLIN spelled backwards.

322
00:45:50,537 --> 00:45:52,419
This is their kingdom.

323
00:46:49,104 --> 00:46:58,732
Good morning. I am your neighbour.
I'm Creedence Leonore Gielgud.

324
00:46:58,732 --> 00:46:59,673
Good morning.

325
00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:02,352
Mum, i'm going for a walk.

326
00:47:03,076 --> 00:47:05,899
- Hello beautiful.
- Hi.

327
00:47:06,841 --> 00:47:11,256
She is very appetizing.

328
00:47:11,763 --> 00:47:14,731
- Appetizing?
- Provocative.

329
00:47:17,482 --> 00:47:23,491
I thought you might enjoy one of my ancient recipes.

330
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,183
It's a traditional dish in these parts.

331
00:47:27,183 --> 00:47:29,572
Oh but you shouldn't have gone to so much trouble.

332
00:47:30,441 --> 00:47:32,106
No trouble...

333
00:47:33,337 --> 00:47:34,568
...really.

334
00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,733
They're still here.

335
00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:31,122
...symbol of original sin,

336
00:49:31,918 --> 00:49:37,565
which is consumed, and caused the falling human race,

337
00:49:37,710 --> 00:49:40,822
which is so dear to us.

338
00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:48,713
FLESH! And by flesh i mean
all that stinking, disgusting meat.

339
00:49:50,378 --> 00:50:01,744
Hamburgers, steaks, sausages,
and hotdogs sold by the side of the road.

340
00:50:03,192 --> 00:50:08,839
The stink of smoked carcasses.

341
00:50:12,241 --> 00:50:16,802
The humans nurse themselves with these.

342
00:50:16,802 --> 00:50:22,376
Violating their own bodies,
infecting themselves.

343
00:50:22,666 --> 00:50:32,729
Creating incurable elements, smelly bladders.
Nest of infection.

344
00:50:37,829 --> 00:50:42,912
Vicious, stinky excrement.

345
00:51:07,912 --> 00:51:10,012
Elliot! Elliot!

346
00:51:12,980 --> 00:51:15,296
Holly, what a surprise.

347
00:51:15,441 --> 00:51:18,844
Choose Elliot!
Either me or your friends!?

348
00:51:19,206 --> 00:51:20,654
I don't understand.

349
00:51:23,188 --> 00:51:24,853
Do you understand now?

350
00:51:25,142 --> 00:51:30,065
- Is it ready?
- Here it is. Nice and creamy.

351
00:51:31,151 --> 00:51:36,001
This is a wonderful cup of
Nilbog icecream for a little child.

352
00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:49,394
You're gonna stuff yourself with it, don't you?
Kids with a sweet tooth like yours love icecream.

353
00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:53,593
Help, grandpa Seth! HELP!

354
00:51:53,738 --> 00:52:02,063
Hmmm, open your mouth my little friend.
Please, open it!

355
00:52:02,135 --> 00:52:05,031
I won't. I don't want to.

356
00:52:06,407 --> 00:52:14,804
Hmmm, open your mouth my little friend.
Please, open it!

357
00:52:20,741 --> 00:52:22,406
No, I won't.

358
00:52:23,854 --> 00:52:25,446
I don't want to.

359
00:52:31,093 --> 00:52:35,437
Stop! What are you doing to my son?

360
00:52:35,799 --> 00:52:37,826
We were giving him some icecream.

361
00:52:39,129 --> 00:52:42,676
Daddy, they're goblins, monsterous beeings.

362
00:52:42,966 --> 00:52:47,816
- What?
- They were giving me icecream,
  so they can eat me later.

363
00:52:48,106 --> 00:52:51,436
An active imagination.
A bit morbid, isn't he?

364
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:59,110
I mean look at them. They all have
a molded shape of a cloverleaf.
And Nilbog, it's goblin spelled backwards.

365
00:52:59,833 --> 00:53:02,874
I'm telling you daddy, they're monsters.

366
00:53:04,539 --> 00:53:09,607
Mr and Mrs Presents, what are you doing here?
I thought you supposed to be in my house.

367
00:53:10,838 --> 00:53:14,385
We had car trouble.
We'll be leaving this evening.

368
00:53:14,964 --> 00:53:15,905
Okay.

369
00:53:17,063 --> 00:53:22,420
It was nice meeting all of you.
My son and i must be leaving now.

370
00:53:44,863 --> 00:53:50,365
We need time for some things to happen.
We must have patience until tonight.

371
00:54:00,210 --> 00:54:01,151
Christ!

372
00:54:01,151 --> 00:54:04,771
- What is it?
- Your sister Holly's with
  that playboy son of a Coopers.

373
00:54:22,363 --> 00:54:24,173
Look, they're my friends. Allright?

374
00:54:25,982 --> 00:54:28,010
Hey, wait, wait! Stop it!

375
00:54:31,991 --> 00:54:33,439
Oh no!

376
00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:44,805
- So kids, how is life?
- Listen, Mr Waits.

377
00:54:44,805 --> 00:54:48,786
I don't want to have anything to do with you.
I don't speak to people who arrive
late and upset their girlfriends.

378
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:50,307
You give me a bad impression.

379
00:54:50,596 --> 00:54:53,637
- C'mon, dad!
- We'll get in the car and talk, Holly. Okay?

380
00:54:53,709 --> 00:54:58,053
- Listen Mr Waits! We need to have a serious talk.
- If you want to have a serious talk,
  you have to forget about your friends

381
00:54:58,053 --> 00:55:00,370
and come to our house.
Otherwise you can forget about Holly.

382
00:55:00,659 --> 00:55:01,962
Allright. I'm coming.

383
00:55:01,962 --> 00:55:06,234
- Hey, wait a minute, Elliot.
  You're gonna leave me here alone?
- Yes.

384
00:55:06,234 --> 00:55:08,912
- But what do i tell to Drew and Arnold?
- Tell them whatever you want.

385
00:55:09,202 --> 00:55:12,894
- What am i gonna do?
- Take the camper. Do what you want.

386
00:55:16,803 --> 00:55:19,047
And what about the beautiful liberated girls?

387
00:55:40,403 --> 00:55:41,996
Is anyone here?

388
00:55:52,638 --> 00:55:54,086
I feel so dizzy.

389
00:56:28,473 --> 00:56:30,862
Drew! Over here!

390
00:56:42,952 --> 00:56:44,038
Arnold?

391
00:56:49,612 --> 00:56:50,626
Is that you?

392
00:56:56,852 --> 00:56:58,299
Arnold, what happened?

393
00:57:03,874 --> 00:57:04,742
What?

394
00:57:24,144 --> 00:57:28,488
- Get me out of here, Drew. Just get me out of here.
- Okay, don't fret.

395
00:57:29,646 --> 00:57:31,818
Hurry, before the crazy lady gets back.

396
00:57:35,945 --> 00:57:40,722
- Grab the pot, and drag me out. Quick!
- I'll try.

397
00:57:48,613 --> 00:57:49,410
Hurry!

398
00:58:06,857 --> 00:58:11,273
- What's wrong? Why did you stop?
- I don't feel so good.

399
00:58:11,273 --> 00:58:17,426
You gotta do it, man. Grab hold of the pot,
and pull with all of your strength.
We can get out of this nightmare. Hurry!

400
00:58:18,367 --> 00:58:20,539
Hello!

401
00:58:21,046 --> 00:58:22,566
Oh no.

402
00:58:33,932 --> 00:58:38,855
You've been thinking of leaving us, little flower?

403
00:58:39,506 --> 00:58:41,895
No, please, ma'am!

404
00:58:42,692 --> 00:58:45,877
You will be punished for this.

405
00:58:53,551 --> 00:58:56,736
No! Please, ma'am, i beg you!

406
00:58:56,736 --> 00:58:58,736
What're you gonna do?
What're you gonna do to me with that? 

407
00:59:00,645 --> 00:59:05,568
I'm going to make a large brashness for your friend.

408
00:59:06,003 --> 00:59:08,971
But this won't hurt you.

409
00:59:09,912 --> 00:59:15,341
You'll just feel a little tickle, little flower.

410
01:00:04,135 --> 01:00:05,728
What's going on here?

411
01:00:26,722 --> 01:00:28,893
Oh, Michael!

412
01:00:30,197 --> 01:00:33,382
Look, what a surprise they have prepared for us.

413
01:00:39,173 --> 01:00:41,490
Finally! I'm so hungry.

414
01:00:41,490 --> 01:00:45,906
- What are you doing here, Elliot?
- Mum, Elliot's part of the family now.

415
01:00:45,906 --> 01:00:47,643
Oh, Elliot.

416
01:00:49,526 --> 01:00:56,331
What a plesure to see you again, Mr Waits.
We wanted to make up with this
misunderstandment we got a little while ago.

417
01:00:56,331 --> 01:01:02,991
Look! All the people of Nilbog have
decided to give you a party.
We even have a little food.

418
01:01:02,991 --> 01:01:06,611
A little food? They prepared a whole feast.

419
01:01:11,316 --> 01:01:13,561
<i>EAT UP!!</i>

420
01:01:14,647 --> 01:01:19,859
Dance my children! Dance and eat! EAT!

421
01:01:20,004 --> 01:01:28,474
No, don't eat that stuff. They're monsters.
They're all monsters. If you eat this stuff,
they'll kill us. They're goblins.

422
01:01:29,198 --> 01:01:34,338
Joshua, I've had enough. I'm sick of this.
I want you to go to your room immediately.

423
01:01:42,301 --> 01:01:45,486
Children's fancies. They will pass.

424
01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:48,527
Of course.

425
01:01:52,219 --> 01:01:56,490
Grandpa! Grandpa Seth! Grandpa!

426
01:01:56,490 --> 01:01:58,517
<i>ENJOY</i>

427
01:02:02,933 --> 01:02:06,481
Grandpa! Grandpa Seth! Answer me!

428
01:02:20,091 --> 01:02:22,769
Grandpa! Grandpa Seth! Come quick!

429
01:02:31,022 --> 01:02:33,049
Grandpa Seth!

430
01:02:50,858 --> 01:02:53,899
Help, grandpa Seth! Heeelp!

431
01:03:16,196 --> 01:03:18,006
Grandpa!

432
01:03:23,291 --> 01:03:27,634
- We must move quickly to put out the fire.
- What fire?

433
01:03:29,517 --> 01:03:30,964
Guess!

434
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,785
That is enough.

435
01:04:32,137 --> 01:04:37,133
We go around the house. When the time comes,
you light the wig and throw the bottle.

436
01:04:37,277 --> 01:04:39,811
I'll create some confusion with this.

437
01:05:19,338 --> 01:05:23,103
Hurry! Let's put some fuel on the fire.

438
01:05:25,492 --> 01:05:29,112
Cut that out, kid!
You'll never be able to stop us.

439
01:05:29,691 --> 01:05:35,265
And as for you old man:
Go back to your kingdom of shadows.

440
01:05:42,287 --> 01:05:44,676
I order you...

441
01:05:45,038 --> 01:05:48,296
...with the secret power of the magic stone:

442
01:05:50,540 --> 01:05:54,956
Go back to hell!

443
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,720
Grandpa!

444
01:06:01,906 --> 01:06:03,137
Grandpa!

445
01:06:07,553 --> 01:06:09,507
Grandpa! Grandpa!

446
01:06:09,942 --> 01:06:11,390
Joshua!

447
01:06:11,969 --> 01:06:14,140
You'll have to do it yourself.

448
01:06:16,023 --> 01:06:18,050
Are you really in hell?

449
01:06:18,991 --> 01:06:20,077
No.

450
01:06:21,814 --> 01:06:27,751
But I know a trick, that a friend
of mine who was there, taught me!

451
01:06:33,397 --> 01:06:34,700
What happened?

452
01:06:38,465 --> 01:06:39,840
Grandpa!

453
01:07:28,055 --> 01:07:30,009
Oh my god! What is this?

454
01:07:37,539 --> 01:07:43,040
He was one of us, and you killed him.
Now it's your turn.

455
01:08:33,354 --> 01:08:34,440
Joshua!

456
01:08:40,666 --> 01:08:42,041
Quick! In the house!

457
01:08:47,109 --> 01:08:51,670
Oh lord of the magic rock Stonehenge!

458
01:08:52,321 --> 01:08:56,520
Come and protect your children!

459
01:08:56,810 --> 01:09:00,140
Come, and give us strength!

460
01:09:13,605 --> 01:09:20,772
Give me all my old powers,
oh lord of the magic rock.

461
01:10:22,090 --> 01:10:28,099
There are sandwiches for tonight in here.
It'll go easier if you eat them.

462
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:36,207
You'll make our work easier.
Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you violently.

463
01:10:40,406 --> 01:10:48,224
It would be a shame. The blood would
mix with the meat, and we'd have to put
them in vinegar for the whole night.

464
01:10:56,477 --> 01:11:01,472
- Oh dear god! What can we do?
- We don't even have enough
  weapons to defend ourselves.

465
01:11:04,585 --> 01:11:09,291
- Do something, Elliot, please!
- I don't know what to do.

466
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:16,820
- We need grandpa Seth here.
- Joshua, grandpa Seth is dead.

467
01:11:16,820 --> 01:11:20,874
I know he's dead, but until now
he's been the one helping us.

468
01:11:21,019 --> 01:11:25,217
But how are we get him to come?
By holding a seance maybe?

469
01:11:29,923 --> 01:11:32,167
You're a genius, big sister.

470
01:11:45,633 --> 01:11:47,732
What the hell's wrong with this thing?

471
01:12:13,721 --> 01:12:19,006
Do you like it?
Shall we eat it together?

472
01:12:19,441 --> 01:12:21,033
What kind of show is this?

473
01:12:22,192 --> 01:12:24,508
I'm not a programme.

474
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:34,861
I'm real. Come out, and you'll see.

475
01:13:22,858 --> 01:13:28,794
- Won't you invite me in?
- Yeah. Of course.

476
01:13:53,191 --> 01:13:54,422
How do you like it?

477
01:15:06,237 --> 01:15:09,929
What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?

478
01:15:11,955 --> 01:15:13,693
Actually, i like popcorn.

479
01:15:14,851 --> 01:15:20,498
Well, no problem.
All we have to do is heat it up.

480
01:15:48,442 --> 01:15:50,107
Nothing's happening.

481
01:15:52,858 --> 01:15:54,016
Raise your hands!

482
01:15:59,084 --> 01:16:01,256
Concentrate harder!

483
01:16:02,270 --> 01:16:04,441
Grandpa Seth, come to us!

484
01:16:11,753 --> 01:16:15,083
Let's show them we're still here.

485
01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:19,789
Don't get distracted.

486
01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:22,902
Concentrate harder!

487
01:16:22,902 --> 01:16:25,653
Grandpa Seth, please come!

488
01:16:31,082 --> 01:16:36,222
I don't like this.
Why don't they show any sign of life?

489
01:16:45,561 --> 01:16:49,326
Grandpa, please come and help us!

490
01:17:19,441 --> 01:17:22,554
Joshua! Joshua!

491
01:17:23,857 --> 01:17:25,523
Dad!?

492
01:17:26,464 --> 01:17:28,056
That's not possible.

493
01:17:28,708 --> 01:17:31,386
I knew you wouldn't leave us, grandpa.

494
01:17:31,966 --> 01:17:35,223
- That's the voice of your grandpa?
- Yes.

495
01:17:35,223 --> 01:17:45,648
You have only ten minutes.
When that clock starts striking six,
i'll disappear. And now it is forever.

496
01:17:46,734 --> 01:17:52,960
Together we can destroy the magic stone,
that gives the goblins their power.

497
01:17:53,684 --> 01:18:00,489
- Concentrate, Joshua! Concentrate!
- Yes, grandpa.

498
01:18:12,868 --> 01:18:14,171
Joshua!

499
01:18:17,067 --> 01:18:19,456
Joshua!? Joshua!

500
01:18:31,184 --> 01:18:32,994
Quick! Upstairs.

501
01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:52,902
Michael!

502
01:19:30,692 --> 01:19:35,035
Grandpa! Grandpa Seth, are you here?

503
01:20:45,981 --> 01:20:47,791
Go away, monster!

504
01:20:55,321 --> 01:20:56,406
Let's run!

505
01:21:59,606 --> 01:22:01,995
Grandpa, where have you been?

506
01:22:01,995 --> 01:22:09,959
Take this! Keep it!
You can only take out the contents,
when you really need it.

507
01:22:10,682 --> 01:22:14,737
- Do you understand?
- I understand. And now?

508
01:22:16,329 --> 01:22:23,930
Here it is. The Stonehenge magic stone.
The goblins' magic power.

509
01:22:31,822 --> 01:22:38,192
- What do we have to do, grandpa?
- Touch it! Only touch it!

510
01:22:40,436 --> 01:22:42,029
Will it work?

511
01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:46,228
I hope so.

512
01:23:50,224 --> 01:23:53,410
Please, let's talk!
We're all humans here.

513
01:24:05,572 --> 01:24:09,698
No more. No more popcorn.

514
01:24:36,484 --> 01:24:41,624
Our queen is calling us.

515
01:24:51,832 --> 01:24:54,655
Joshua's alone right now. Let's go!

516
01:24:56,682 --> 01:25:03,125
- Grandpa! Nothing's happening.
- Something has happened now, Joshua!

517
01:25:03,994 --> 01:25:08,337
- I'm leaving.
- No grandpa, not now.

518
01:25:08,482 --> 01:25:12,970
Joshua, I have to do this once again.

519
01:25:14,491 --> 01:25:21,151
Remember: It's only the power of
goodness that can defeat the goblins.

520
01:25:24,771 --> 01:25:31,648
- Goodbye forever.
- Goodbye, grandpa. Goodbye.

521
01:25:40,914 --> 01:25:45,982
What were you going to do, little one?

522
01:26:26,813 --> 01:26:33,907
Now, we're going to feed you, Joshua.

523
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:40,350
You've been fasting for two days.

524
01:26:41,653 --> 01:26:47,228
You're hungry, right?

525
01:26:48,168 --> 01:26:50,847
A double decker bologna sandwich.

526
01:26:52,729 --> 01:26:54,177
Don't do it!

527
01:26:54,684 --> 01:26:58,304
Think about the fuds in your blood.

528
01:26:58,738 --> 01:27:01,924
Think about the cholesterol.

529
01:27:02,430 --> 01:27:06,412
Think about the toxins.

530
01:27:09,308 --> 01:27:12,348
No! No!

531
01:27:32,980 --> 01:27:33,994
Joshua!

532
01:27:35,948 --> 01:27:38,265
Grandpa Seth's voice brought us here.

533
01:27:38,265 --> 01:27:41,740
Quick! Help me! Put your hands
on the stone and concentrate.

534
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:46,880
- What?
- Don't you see? Only the power of
  goodness can destroy these monsters.

535
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:52,238
Put your hands on the stone!

536
01:27:57,739 --> 01:27:59,332
Concentrate!

537
01:28:03,892 --> 01:28:05,485
Concentrate more!

538
01:28:17,648 --> 01:28:19,313
Concentrate!

539
01:29:28,883 --> 01:29:30,766
I have to pass by the office.

540
01:29:31,128 --> 01:29:35,471
- I need to go home... for a while.
- I'll come with you.

541
01:29:36,267 --> 01:29:38,656
Joshua and I will wait for you at home.

542
01:29:51,688 --> 01:29:55,597
Want some fruit, Joshua?
The fruit is still very good.

543
01:29:56,176 --> 01:29:59,433
I don't want to eat for the next twenty years.

544
01:30:00,809 --> 01:30:03,198
Uhm, it's delicious.

545
01:30:03,994 --> 01:30:09,931
- I think i'm going to my room to take a nap.
- Good idea. I think i'll take a shower first.

546
01:30:42,581 --> 01:30:47,431
I don't know how to thank you, grandpa.
I hope you're okay up there.

547
01:31:25,221 --> 01:31:26,451
Mum?

548
01:32:07,426 --> 01:32:15,534
<i>Yummy! Mom is so good</i>

549
01:32:16,403 --> 01:32:17,995
Mummy!

550
01:32:27,696 --> 01:32:29,434
Mummy!

551
01:32:56,654 --> 01:32:59,043
They are eating my mom.

552
01:33:30,245 --> 01:33:34,733
Do you want some, Joshua?

553
01:33:41,683 --> 01:33:46,683
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554
01:33:46,683 --> 01:33:51,683
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