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Hey, guys. Tonight is the Purge...

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and I want all
of my white friends to be safe.

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Rules of the Purge. You have 12 hours...

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to do any crime you want
against anyone you want.

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You can shoot, kill, stab.

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Twelve hours of death, mayhem.

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Lock your doors. Protect yourself.

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Make sure your rent is paid...

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and all of your pets are put up.

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But the most important rule of all...

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stay tight, stay white...

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and this is only gonna last one night.

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Let the games begin.

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All right, I wasn't gonna do this,
but forget it.

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Here goes nothing.

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This is a story
about the worst day of my life.

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Well, one of them.

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See, I was wiring shit,

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car stereos, alarms, you name it.

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Don't Hate Wiring, that's my company.

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And that's me, Carl Black.

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You see this ugly cat right here?

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That's Key Flo, a big-time drug dealer.

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One day while working on his alarm...

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Key Flo got busted.

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They took his ass far away.

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What they didn't know was in his house
was a lot of money.

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So I took it as a payment
for all the work I did.

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With a payday like this...

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it was time to move.

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Well, I did owe a few people
in Chicago a few things...

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but no one's tripping.

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So I loaded up the family
and got the hell out of Chicago.

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Leaving Chicago before the Purge...

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was the greatest thing I ever done.

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I met this cool dude on the Internet...

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who helped us qualify
for this big-ass house in Beverly Hills.

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I might've falsified a few things...

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but, hey, this is for my family.

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Those are my kids.

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My son Carl Jr. thinks he's a damn vampire.

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Think again, buddy.

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And this dummy with this do-rag?

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That's my little cousin Cronut.

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He went to jail for some parking tickets...

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and now he think he's a gangster.

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Ride my mustache.

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That's my beautiful wife.

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Did I mention
the greatest thing about my move?

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Rich people don't purge.

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Getting the hell out of Chicago...

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was the best thing ever.

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Well, here's how the worst day started.

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Hey, come on, man!

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Hey, how you doing, sir?

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- You lost?
- I beg your pardon?

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Man, you gotta be. Check this out.

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Go right down here, make a U-turn...

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then you can pull right out,
and you'll get back...

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to wherever it is you need to get to.

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- I live here.
- No. No, I'm serious, man.

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I live right there at Cherry Blossom.

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- I'm Carl Black.
- Black?

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You said Carl Black?

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I just moved from Chicago.

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Man, listen, I'm gonna be real with you, man.

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Don't no niggas live here, man.

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I'm the nigga that living here!

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I'm the new nigga
that living here, all right?

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Save me some trouble, man.

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We've been having all these break-ins
and the rappers dance, loud mus... rims.

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Come on, man. Look at you, man.

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You can't live here, man. Go on and make...

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Don't fucking try to play me like this!

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I live here! I'm fucking crazy!

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Look at my eye right here.

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- Forest Whitaker eye.
- Okay, you're right. I see.

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I found it. You're right.

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Carl Black. Right here. Carl Black.

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- You said I can go?
- My bad, man.

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Thank you, brother.

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Have a nice day, man. I'm sorry.

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- I'm sorry.
- Bitch.

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Please don't tell me
your ass is in California.

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Don't call my phone no more.

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You told me you were going to the store!

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- I'm married now.
- You're married?

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You keep blowing up...
Look, you pissing me off...

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to the highest of "pisstivity."

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"Pisstivity" ain't even a word, dumbass.

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Shoranda, I don't wanna
be over at your house...

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with all them kids over there
smelling like urine.

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I know you didn't
just say that about my kids.

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You bitch, nigga!

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Come out! Come to me!

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Everybody is gonna come in your house...

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they're gonna fuck you!

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I've traveled a long way to find you.

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Hey! Caesar!

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Don't try to play me.

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You're Carl Black from Chicago, right?

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Yeah, and you're Caesar
from The Planet of the Apes, right?

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Do I look like a fucking joke to you?

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- Yeah.
- Consider yourself served.

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Hey, man!
Don't hit me with no... don't do that!

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Don't do that.

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You're harassing me.

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You're at my mansion. I'm in Beverly Hills.

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No, don't do that.

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If you didn't do nothing wrong,
if you was a perfect human being...

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none of this shit would happen.

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- I wouldn't have to be here.
- I ain't did nothing wrong!

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You're racial profiling me!

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You're too black
to profile another black person.

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- What's wrong?
- "Do I think you're black"?

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Look at me and look at you!

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- We are both black people.
- You are black as fuck.

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What the fuck? Don't say that.

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Don't put that Ebola finger in my face.

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- No...
- Look at your feet.

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What the fuck is wrong with my feet?

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You think this shit is a game?

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You fucking redbone bitch...

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don't ever disrespect
my feet like that again.

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- I'm not disrespecting you.
- Yes, you are...

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and it's because of your company...

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that Don't Hate Wiring...

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that has destroyed the best restaurant...

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- No, don't...
- Not just restaurant.

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African restaurant in the city of Chicago!

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Who else have you fucked up?

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I done wired all these different houses.

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I'm from the hood. I made it out of there.

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We wired Bishop Tutu's hut.

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We wired Idi Amin's bathroom.

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So get on out of here, man.

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You're very disrespectful.

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- Well, you bitch nigga.
- No, you're a bitch nigga.

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And whatever container you came in...

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and whatever trunk they smuggled
your black ass in...

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take your ass back.

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Hey, who are you talking to?

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- Bitch.
- Hey!

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- Don't touch!
- Throw them keys again.

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Don't touch me! Hey, my hand!

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Fuck you, you redbone bitch.

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- Fuck you.
- You haven't made it yet...

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you punk-bitch nigga.

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Your mother's dick is bigger than yours.

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You're the only nigga in this neighborhood...

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that is still on welfare.

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Yes, I Googled you.

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Get the fuck off the door.

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Don't worry, Lestat.

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We will teach them all!

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As the purging descends...

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the vampires will take
their rightful place...

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as the leaders of the... shit!

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Man.

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- What the fuck!
- Intruder! Intruder!

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- Punk-ass alert.
- What the hell is that?

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Punk-ass alert.

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- Yeah.
- Carl's Jr., get this shit out of here!

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Carl's Jr.!

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I'll bite your neck.

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Little bad motherfucker.

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I'm getting rid of these damn kids.

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Is anybody here?

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I mean, we done really came up.

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We in a mansion, girl.

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- Damn, girl!
- I know!

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Girl, what your daddy do to leave Chicago?

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I don't know what my father's doing but he
done did something really, really dope.

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Baby!

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Tell me about your husband.
Your husband play football?

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Well, my baby owns
an electronic wiring company...

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and he just landed this huge account.

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That's why we're here.

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And what he does is
he goes to people's houses...

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he wires people's cars...

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and he just landed this amazing new client.

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That's why we can live here.

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- How long you been here?
- Girl, three days.

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What do you do all day...

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Ming, I take care of his kids.

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- You see this house?
- Hey.

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Hey, baby!

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Damn, you haven't finished unpacking?

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You're out here getting your nails done...

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and looking all good and...

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- And what's going on?
- I'm getting a manicure.

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- Plum wine.
- You're looking good, too.

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Lord, Jesus! Baby.

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All for you, my love.

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Good lord, give me some of that Chinese...

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My fault.
I'm sorry, I can't play a little bit?

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- Stop playing.
- She wanted a nigga.

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She's my new friend.

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- Leave her alone.
- I know, I know.

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- I'm just kidding.
- Stop playing.

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- He lie. He lie.
- I know he's lying.

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- I know him.
- These manicure hoes is on me now.

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You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm talking about.

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All he does is jack off all day.

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Okay, Carl. Carl, I'm gonna need you...

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to turn around really slowly...

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because you don't believe
when I tell you this.

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- You see this tongue.
- He is so gross.

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Ride my mustache.

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- Ride... Oh, shit!
- Cronut!

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- Baby, that's not right.
- Did he have his little nuts out...

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- just there in the window?
- No, his tongue was enough.

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It's just wrong, baby. I don't...

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He's probably smelling
your panties in there...

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- lying around the house.
- Oh, lord.

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Man, hide your underwear
around the bedroom. Shit.

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- Are you gonna answer that?
- Yeah, I got it.

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Yeah, this might be...
Oh, that ain't nothing.

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- Carl, pick up your phone.
- What?

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I can't answer the phone.

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Ain't nothing but my friends from Chicago.

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- What friends from Chicago?
- A bunch of drug dealers...

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and all kind of crazy motherfuckers...

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baby mamas, I can't answer the phone.

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- That's why I moved out here.
- Okay, all done!

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- Okay, Ming, I just need one more thing.
- $100.

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$100. $100... what?

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Oh, tonight Purge!

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Killing, death.

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- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Purge?
- Killing.

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- I need to go home.
- Carl.

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People keep saying Pur...
We in Beverly Hills.

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This is a gated community.

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We've got security.
We don't have no Purge problems.

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Not tonight. Need to go home.

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- 100, please.
- Yeah.

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- 100 in what?
- $100.

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It's a Purge coming.

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Ain't nothing you can do with no $100.

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- Once the Purge comes...
- Carl, cash, money!

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Just pay her the $100, please, baby.

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- $100. Let me handle this.
- Ming.

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Ming, listen to me.

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Pay me cash!

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I told you
that I was gonna pay you in credit.

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Credit is king in America, okay?

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Pay me in cash, or I purge
your ass tonight, bitch.

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- Come on, you done disrespecting me.
- What the hell?

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Just pay her.

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- You said you were rich.
- I tried to give you a chance...

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but you disrespected me.

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Get your ass out of here, both of y'all.

253
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,045
I'm gonna fuck your wife!
I'm gonna crush her pussy!

254
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,327
Back up, Wesley Snipes and his new wife.

255
00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,205
What? Who is that African man?

256
00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,884
Wesley Snipes.

257
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,525
He just got out of jail. You didn't hear...

258
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,204
- Carl.
- I ain't gotta play.

259
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,482
- Baby.
- Stop.

260
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,562
Come on. Don't do that. I can't do it.

261
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,404
- Come on.
- Can't do what?

262
00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,562
- What is the deal?
- Who was that man?

263
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,722
I don't know who they was.

264
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,685
They's people from my past, okay?

265
00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,165
It wasn't Wesley Snipes, though.

266
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,005
I mean, he was black
as hell like him, but it wasn't him.

267
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,525
Carl, the only thing I need
to know from you right now...

268
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,325
I swear you better not lie.

269
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,085
- Do we have this money?
- We got the money.

270
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,083
Look, your ass is standing
in a big-ass mansion.

271
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,525
I bought you a brand-new car.

272
00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,125
What the hell? What are you worried about?

273
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,725
I'm worried about how you got it.

274
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,484
What did you do to get it?

275
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,605
Okay, what did I do?

276
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,081
I did a little dancing in Atlanta.

277
00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,045
Male gigoloing.

278
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,005
Did something strange
for a little piece of change.

279
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,525
No. No, for real.

280
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,485
Look, I got a chain
of Wing and Things that I landed.

281
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,925
That's what I'm doing. I'm going around

282
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,082
hooking up wiring
all over from here to San Diego.

283
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,764
Baby, I want to believe you...

284
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:31,561
but I can't keep uprooting this family...

285
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,445
in the middle of the night again.

286
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,125
I can't do that, okay?
These kids need to trust me.

287
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,123
They need to believe
that we're in a family...

288
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,690
that we're a unit, that they're secure.

289
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:43,361
- I don't feel that right now.
- Babe, the kids do trust you.

290
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,925
They hate me, Carl.

291
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,445
The kids don't hate you.

292
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,125
No, they don't. You guys just need
to get to know each other a little bit.

293
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,282
- I'm trying.
- And I know that you're getting upset.

294
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,485
It's irritating you to see little Carl Jr...

295
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,642
running around here
with a little Batman outfit...

296
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,484
with his little ass cheeks cut out.

297
00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,483
- It's a vampire.
- Okay, a vampire outfit.

298
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,801
And Allie's running around with Mr. Frosty...

299
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,485
- whoever the fuck he is.
- His name is Freeze.

300
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,525
Yeah, I'ma freeze his ass.
That's what I'ma do.

301
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,080
Please trust me on this.

302
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,965
- I have trusted you.
- Well, keep trusting me, then.

303
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,925
We got the Wings and Things...

304
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,285
we got the house, we got the car.

305
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,045
Look, let's enjoy this.

306
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,565
- You living the life.
- Okay.

307
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,404
I'm gonna believe you.

308
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,685
- Believe me.
- Bye-bye.

309
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,842
Carl Black!

310
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,730
And you are Mexican and black.

311
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,208
- Carl, goodbye.
- I'll be right back, all right?

312
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,244
We interrupt our program...

313
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,681
to bring you this important message.

314
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:45,285
As everyone knows, tonight is the Purge.

315
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,603
- Oh, my God.
- And you know why we gotta purge.

316
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,045
First of all...

317
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,485
for all of you who keep thieving...

318
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,121
killing, selling drugs that we can't tax...

319
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,680
for all you who ain't
paying your child support...

320
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,045
but just bought a brand-new Xbox
and some Jordans.

321
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,441
I'm talking to bankers
making a cool million...

322
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,204
each time you sneeze...

323
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,362
while the public can't afford
to pay the mortgages...

324
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,124
that you sold them.

325
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,204
So tonight, as Americans...

326
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,565
we purge.

327
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,484
Hey, if you ain't done nothing wrong...

328
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,365
you got nothing to worry about.

329
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,405
Purge ain't about you.

330
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,482
It's about the rest of you.

331
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,164
And you know who you are.

332
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,686
Good thing we're in Beverly Hills.

333
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,402
Yeah.

334
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,240
Knock, knock.

335
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,281
Yeah!

336
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,842
They gonna love this back in Chicago.

337
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,725
Somebody's got to do it.

338
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,125
Yeah, we're in the money!

339
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,282
We got money!

340
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,725
Where'd you get all this money from?

341
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,802
- Damn, girl!
- Hold on, hold on, girl.

342
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,644
- Hold on.
- All right.

343
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,725
What?

344
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,365
Who is this?

345
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,765
Hey, girl, let me call you back.

346
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,565
You better call Freezee.
You know he be tripping.

347
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,801
- All right.
- Love you, girl.

348
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,085
All right, love you, too. Bye!

349
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,810
Bye!

350
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,040
This is some dumb shit.

351
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,885
Big Sean!

352
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,845
Oh, nigga, I thought you was Big Sean.

353
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,160
Freezee!

354
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,885
What are you doing here?
You scared me half to death.

355
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,042
You know I couldn't be
in Chicago without you, baby.

356
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,246
I'm rich.

357
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,522
If you say you're my friend,
you're my friend!

358
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,364
Baby, stop. My dad!

359
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,204
Baby, how did you get here?

360
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,165
- You don't have a car.
- Baby, with love like ours...

361
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,685
I don't need a car. I took the Greyhound.

362
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,922
- You took the Greyhound?
- Three days and three nights...

363
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,082
just like Jesus Christ did
in the desert with Moses...

364
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,401
Adam and Eve. "Holy-lujah."

365
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,446
Baby.

366
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,365
Oh, my God. If Dad catches you here...

367
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,925
you know he's gonna kill you.

368
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,162
Look, I'ma take my chances with your dad.

369
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,765
Matter of fact, it might be nice to see him.

370
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:33,921
- Pop him one time.
- What?

371
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,570
- Call him "pop" one time.
- Stop it.

372
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,762
- Pop that nigga one time.
- Baby, stop it.

373
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,320
- Allie Black!
- I've been going to church for you.

374
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,605
Well, then why did Keisha say...

375
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,842
you was with that thot Valerie
last night, then?

376
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,604
- Keisha be talking bullshit!
- Nah.

377
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,681
You can't be believing Keisha, man.

378
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,921
Baby, I love you. Look at me, look at me.

379
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,002
Repeat after me, baby. I...

380
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,885
- I.
- Love.

381
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,605
- Love.
- Sex.

382
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,045
I knew you wanted the D, baby.

383
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,849
- Let me get it one time from the back.
- Allie!

384
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,205
Bet you didn't think
I'd be participating tonight.

385
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,725
Purge?

386
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,445
They're still on that shit?

387
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,125
But your president is a man of the people.

388
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,363
And like you, I got the urge to purge.

389
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,405
Purge these nuts.

390
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,605
It's going down, y'all.

391
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,445
Jay Leno, you got a lot of cars.

392
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,085
Pick a fast one, motherfucker.

393
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,845
Allie, the TV's fucked up again.

394
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,885
Hey, nigga! Fuck you, nigga!

395
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,605
Shut the fuck up, nigga.

396
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,725
Hold on, you ain't gonna be
treating me like no side bitch.

397
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,405
Baby, please, please.
You're gonna get me in trouble!

398
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,765
- You're gonna get me in...
- Allie!

399
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,320
Say, "Fuck you, Dad,"
and then make me a sandwich.

400
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,481
- Make me a sandwich.
- Okay, I'll make you...

401
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,641
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

402
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,165
- Allie!
- All right, Daddy, I'm coming!

403
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,565
All right, Daddy, fuck you!

404
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,564
- I said it in your voice.
- Shut up!

405
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,722
Allie Black!

406
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,280
- What's up, Daddy?
- Don't you hear me calling you?

407
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,005
I'm trying to... What are you doing?

408
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,845
- Nothing.
- ...no place that you are safe.

409
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,205
I'm trying to get this TV working.

410
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,165
It's on some bullshit.

411
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,125
Well, dang, Daddy,
ain't this what you do for a living?

412
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,565
Yeah, but I didn't wire this shit up.

413
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,921
Some white man wired this up.

414
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,843
This ain't nigga-rigged.

415
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,003
Hey, you know what would be great?
Two birds with one stone?

416
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,162
If you could hide in Erik Estrada's house.

417
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,685
Everything on here is the Purge.

418
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,364
- I know.
- You ain't gonna be able...

419
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,680
to watch nothing else today.

420
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,842
It's the government, the Purge.

421
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,684
All right, well, we ain't scared
of no damn Purge.

422
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,524
- We're from Cook County.
- What?

423
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,485
We grew up on food stamps. That's the Purge.

424
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,525
- Shit.
- We know this life.

425
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,204
- First and 15.
- What?

426
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,605
- Nigga.
- Yeah.

427
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,523
- Fix the TV.
- All right.

428
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,045
Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'ma be out there.

429
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,685
Let me get this call.

430
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,366
- So go do it now.
- Hello?

431
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,284
I'm gonna take this for myself, bitch.

432
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,885
- He called me down here for nothing.
- I live in Beverly Hills now.

433
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,008
I don't live in Chicago.

434
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,804
Locating enemy target.

435
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,960
Locating enemy target.

436
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,405
Target locked.

437
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,165
Carl's Jr., stop it!

438
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,561
Junior, you get that out of here!

439
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,002
Holy shit!

440
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,364
You know what?

441
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,602
Carl needs me.

442
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,081
He needs me to take all this.

443
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,925
Thank you. Just take all this little money.

444
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,129
And all this weed in the house.
We got kids in here.

445
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,842
Cronut!

446
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,445
Freezee, you can't stay here.

447
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,851
- You...
- What you mean?

448
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,042
- Look, you gotta go.
- Where am I supposed to go?

449
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,963
I don't know, but you can't stay here, nigga.

450
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,690
- You gotta go.
- It's sundown, baby.

451
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,961
I'll get my ass purged quick.

452
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,485
Baby, I've seen it.

453
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,723
- They purge niggas like me quick.
- I don't wanna get you purged.

454
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,325
Well, then... I mean, what...

455
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,641
- Come on.
- My dad, man.

456
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,041
I'll handle your dad. Let me stay.

457
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,202
Please let me stay. Come on.

458
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,044
Do it for us. Let me put the tip in.

459
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,605
Let me stay. Pick one or the other.

460
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,045
All right. Okay.

461
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,804
- Okay, I can smash?
- No!

462
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,645
You can stay, but you... Baby, listen to me.

463
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,405
You have to be quiet.
My dad don't play that shit.

464
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,845
Baby, you gotta be quiet
'cause you know when I lay it down...

465
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,163
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Shut up.

466
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,083
45, 47.

467
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,201
- Carl?
- What's up?

468
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,325
- We need to talk.
- I thought we already talked.

469
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,687
- Where's the kids?
- Cronut's disgusting.

470
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,085
- Cronut?
- Allie and Carl's Jr. both hate me.

471
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,401
- I don't know what to do, Carl.
- Come on, just have a seat.

472
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,084
Come on, come on, come on, relax.

473
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,685
Just talk to me. What is the deal?

474
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,885
I can't live in this house...

475
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,123
knowing that there is a man
fully masturbating to me.

476
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,405
There's a tent coming up
in his pants every time I'm around.

477
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,525
Okay, okay, look. Cronut, he been in jail.

478
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,204
He's been in prison. He's a little weird.

479
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,645
- But let me control that, okay?
- When?

480
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,765
I'm gonna get ahold of his little ass. Relax.

481
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,045
Let me get the little leprechaun
in my possession.

482
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,405
- Kick his ass out.
- Look, I'ma go talk to Cronut...

483
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,045
and we're gonna have a family meeting.

484
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,804
We're gonna get together. Let's...

485
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,245
Let me handle it, okay?

486
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,243
- Okay. Okay.
- All right.

487
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,685
- Thank you.
- Okay, baby.

488
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,371
All right, let me go talk to Allie.

489
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,285
I gotta find a way to make this family work.

490
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,850
Shit.

491
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,605
Cronut!

492
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,770
Cronut.

493
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,124
Cronut.

494
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,288
Cronut.

495
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,805
Don't be playing around, Cronut.

496
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,362
Yeah, you see this? You see it?

497
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,925
You ride my mustache.

498
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,240
Ride my mustache.

499
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,641
Don't act like you don't... Don't act.

500
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,005
- What are you doing?
- Come on, cuz. We cousins.

501
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,045
- Don't be scaring me like that.
- I asked you to come out here, man...

502
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,565
and look at my SUV, man...

503
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,125
and change the oil. What the fuck is this?

504
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,964
I was trying to change the oil, man...

505
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,685
but the oil's so gooky and shit...

506
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,805
it's like dried-up nut. I can't do that.

507
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,565
I don't need no little shade tree mechanic
running around here.

508
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,483
If you don't know what you're doing,
take my shit to Midas.

509
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,605
I do know what I'm doing.

510
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,205
It's made me come up with great ideas.

511
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,965
- A great idea like what?
- A million-dollar idea.

512
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,325
- A million-dollar idea?
- Yeah.

513
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,164
- With brand-new SUV?
- Brand-new?

514
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,525
It was brand-new when civil rights
movement was going on.

515
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,925
It's a one owner.

516
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,885
One owner? Who was the one owner, Jesus?

517
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,566
Nah, man!
A white lady had it in her garage...

518
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,444
- and never drove it.
- Was it Driving Miss Daisy?

519
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,325
What's that little bolt right there?

520
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,525
- Which one?
- Goddamn mouth.

521
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,001
- What's with you, bro?
- Talking about my shit ain't brand-new.

522
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,242
- Man, you need counseling, bro.
- You do, too.

523
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,765
No, I don't. You do, man.

524
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,965
'Cause I got great ideas.
I'm trying to help you out...

525
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,565
make this situation better for both of us...

526
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,765
'cause I got this great idea.
Let me tell you about it, man.

527
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,565
All right, hear me out, bro.

528
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,041
Here's what I'm thinking.
These models are notorious...

529
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,322
for having electrical problems
that start fire.

530
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,402
So what I'm thinking
is speeding up the process.

531
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,562
That way, this bitch explodes...

532
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,482
- you feel what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

533
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,085
If it explodes...

534
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,205
we get a new model, and a big settlement.

535
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,485
And if I get a big settlement, boom!

536
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,365
So you think you're gonna get a settlement
for blowing up in this truck?

537
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,485
- If I'm in it.
- You're gonna blow up?

538
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,721
I'm not gonna blow all the way up.

539
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,285
I'm not gonna die, that'd be stupid.

540
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,442
All I'm gonna do is just burn
my whole front of my body.

541
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,685
Like you know how Kunta Kinte's back is?

542
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,205
That's how the front
of my chest's gonna look...

543
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,601
Dumb as a box of fucking rocks.

544
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,005
You got a bad bitch now...

545
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,082
No, no, no, no.
And speaking of a bad bitch...

546
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,525
stop fucking with my wife around here.

547
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,523
No, for real. Stop jacking off to her...

548
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,485
- stop watching her.
- Who told you? They snitching on me?

549
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,971
No, she told me.
You've been running around here...

550
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,645
with your little dinkle out and stuff.

551
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,445
- Cut it out!
- Did she tell you she don't like you...

552
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,681
'cause you look like Lionel Richie?

553
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,165
I don't look like no fucking Lionel Richie.

554
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,205
- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't look like Lionel Richie.

555
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,645
You gotta look at it from my point of view.

556
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,324
I've been locked up for two years now.

557
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,365
I know. I put money on your fucking books.

558
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,284
So I haven't seen nobody that fine...
I ain't seen no woman.

559
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,245
- All I've been seeing is dick.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

560
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,965
Like, I mean, like, them niggas...

561
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,565
- Them niggas in jail got big-ass dicks.
- I don't wanna hear that shit!

562
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,369
We in shower, they swinging dick everywhere.

563
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,205
Shit missed and bumped me in my elbow...

564
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,485
- and I was on the other side of the room.
- Okay, enough.

565
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,325
Enough with other men. That too much.

566
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,525
Well, let me fuck your old lady.
I won't talk about 'em no more.

567
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,565
What did I just say about you, Cronut?

568
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,881
You think it's a fucking game. Stop playing.

569
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,525
- All right.
- We're having a family meeting...

570
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:38,885
in 10 minutes.

571
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,245
Get my truck, put back the fuck together...

572
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,641
- and get in there on the meeting.
- All right.

573
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,165
Take that black curtain rod off your head.

574
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,730
- No, I got wave caps.
- That ain't a wave cap.

575
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,605
- I'm trying to get waves.
- Them is fingerprints in your head.

576
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,725
No, this is nice waves.

577
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,201
Yes, boss. I's-a getting to it.

578
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,245
Treat me like I'm a goddamn slave.

579
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,526
I'm your peoples!

580
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,280
Now, this is a family meeting for the Blacks.

581
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,286
Now, I'm a little upset...

582
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,004
that you guys haven't been appreciative...

583
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,764
of this big mansion that I put you in.

584
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,921
You know I'm grateful.

585
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,285
You don't get no more "gratefu-ker" than me.

586
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,091
Kids, I did all this, guys, for you.

587
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,123
Well, Daddy, we didn't ask for this.

588
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,845
- You need to get Ray Rice.
- Carl, do you see...

589
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,205
- Cronut, shut the fuck up.
- Yes, Your Highness.

590
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,245
I've been trying to get
this Wings and Things account...

591
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,765
so that I can give you guys a better life...

592
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,965
so I can put some smiling faces on your face.

593
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,925
All right, how about a smile?

594
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,605
Listen, we are here to have a good time.

595
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,205
No iPhones, no iPads.

596
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,485
- What?
- Put that shit down.

597
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,403
- We're rich...
- Rich.

598
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,125
We're black, and we're going for a walk.

599
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,531
You guys couldn't even walk in Chicago...

600
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,050
- Let's go.
- Listen to what the man's saying!

601
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,485
- You heard Father.
- Let's go.

602
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,965
I got this. Oh, never mind.

603
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,724
I was just...

604
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,449
Damn, this is nice.

605
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,723
We gotta meet some friends around here.

606
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,202
Oh, no, no, no.

607
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,806
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and Kim Kardashian.

608
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,922
Not in my neighborhood.

609
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,483
911. The janitor speaking.

610
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,404
Yeah, I'd like to report a suspicious
black family in my gated community.

611
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,685
Give me your address...

612
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,921
They're just walking down the street.

613
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,325
Free for everyone to see.

614
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,801
They probably have weapons
of mass destruction.

615
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,042
The little one looks like an evil overlord.

616
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,281
Can you please send someone, please?

617
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,010
Hello? Hello!

618
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,160
Babe, let's just go back to the house.

619
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,685
They don't wanna walk.

620
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,364
Come on, let's enjoy this.

621
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,681
We in Beverly Hills.
Look how nice this neighborhood is.

622
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,364
Smell the fresh air.

623
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,124
It's nice, right?

624
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,362
- Oh, man, damn.
- This is dumb.

625
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,085
Don't try to take my side either, okay...

626
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,685
because I still don't know you like that.

627
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,364
Hey, hey, hey, watch your mouth now.

628
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,044
Daddy, that's not my mother.

629
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,201
I don't have to listen to her.

630
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,123
My mother died, okay? That's just your wife.

631
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,804
- Okay, now...
- That's just a side chick that made it.

632
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,644
You're gonna respect your elders now.

633
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,922
- Happy Purge, neighbor.
- The fuck?

634
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,885
Baby, he's got a gun.

635
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,845
- Can I please go back in the house, Dad?
- I'ma pop them legs now.

636
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,365
- Relax.
- What?

637
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,044
That's why I got the switch.

638
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,805
- Welcome, Blacks!
- Hey, hey, hey!

639
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,326
- Why you yelling?
- Oh, you must excuse him.

640
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,920
He gets so excited
when we get to meet new people.

641
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,561
Especially different people.

642
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,685
So welcome to our beautiful neighborhood.

643
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,242
- I am Jim Smith and...
- That makes me Mary Smith.

644
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,164
And we are... the Smiths.

645
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,447
- We come bearing gifts.
- I'll take that.

646
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,482
- You eat this?
- Yeah.

647
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,722
It's little goodies from Williams and Sonoma.

648
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,565
- So it's food.
- Never mind him.

649
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,765
- He's a little...
- Yeah, special needs.

650
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,649
Oh, I get it.

651
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,485
She's got a brother that's got
special needs, too.

652
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,765
It's okay, little fella.

653
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,842
- That's a nice little guy.
- What the fuck?

654
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,366
Why are you rubbing him
like a yorkie terrier?

655
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,205
He is such a stinker.

656
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,725
It's true, I am.

657
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,405
I did not get your names.

658
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,525
- You are...?
- I'm Lorena.

659
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,284
- Lorena. Latina?
- Yes.

660
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,325
- Un nombre bonito.
- Mucho gracias.

661
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,805
Okay, that's a fucking 'nough, Bill.

662
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,445
- Come on, man, what are you doing?
- Stop flirting, you.

663
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,645
All that neato Telemundo shit.

664
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,765
Why would you want that
when you can have this?

665
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,965
Sweetie, you know I can't resist
a beautiful face.

666
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,805
- Thank you.
- You better put a leash on his ass.

667
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,565
And you are?

668
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,285
My name is Carl Black.

669
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:22,762
Don't Hate Wiring.
You've probably seen, you know, yeah.

670
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,965
But I also own a new company now.

671
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,441
It's called Mandingo Plumbing...

672
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,284
'cause I lay pipe.

673
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,485
- Carl. Carl, stop.
- I'd like to lay some on your fat ass.

674
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,125
- And I come right after it.
- Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

675
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,043
- Okay.
- And look at this.

676
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,327
Are you a little black vampire?

677
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,482
- Stop it.
- It's a little ironic...

678
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,040
that your name is Black...

679
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,083
- because you are...
- Don't say it, bitch.

680
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,084
- Carl!
- No, she know what she's doing.

681
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,400
You moved into the house...

682
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,125
at the end of Cherry Blossom, is that right?

683
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,325
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

684
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,725
Yeah, I'll bet you got a deal on that one.

685
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,724
I did... oh, we did get
a good deal in it, yes.

686
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,002
- Why?
- Well...

687
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,650
Let's just say the last owners...

688
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,125
left in a little bit
of a hurry, mid-renovation.

689
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,085
What the fuck is mid-renovation?

690
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,844
They didn't survive the Purge.

691
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,684
But, you know, I'm sure...

692
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,245
That's the first warning.

693
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,645
- Yes.
- Happy Purge, neighbors.

694
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,324
Happy Purge!

695
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,849
Okay, well...

696
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,643
here's dinner.

697
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,485
- What is that?
- It's chicken.

698
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,244
What, you've never seen chicken, Allie?

699
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,205
- Are you sure?
- The kitchen is brand-new.

700
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,601
There's all those knobs,
and I didn't really know how to put the...

701
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,725
I understand. It looks good.

702
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,723
Yeah, it looks like a vampire chicken...

703
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,724
after the sun comes out.

704
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,447
That better be the sound for the club.

705
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,646
What's with this Purge bullshit, all right?

706
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,764
Oh, my God, Dad.
You don't pay attention to anything.

707
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,320
Tonight's only
the most dangerous night all year.

708
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,045
Yeah, people can get away
with robbing, murdering...

709
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,361
whatever crime they want for 12 hours.

710
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,925
And the police can't do anything about it.

711
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,965
Okay, look.
Enough with this Purge shit, all right?

712
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,365
It's a damn joke.

713
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,171
People don't purge
in no damn neighborhood like this.

714
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,761
Shit, man, I just got out of prison
and here you go with this fuckin' shit.

715
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,921
I didn't come out for this shit.

716
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,565
I'm too old for this shit, man.

717
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,845
- Shit.
- Maybe it was just down the street.

718
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,605
Maybe we should board up
the windows or something.

719
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,405
- Yeah.
- Blacula.

720
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,605
Are you scared?

721
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,081
I thought you was the night
of the walking dead.

722
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,445
I'm the living dead.

723
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,925
The walking dead are zombies.

724
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,965
I think Carl's Jr.'s right.
We need to batten down the hatches.

725
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,202
- You know what I'm saying?
- No, no, no, listen, guys.

726
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,284
I moved you guys to the safest zip code
in the country, all right?

727
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,645
They don't purge in neighborhoods like this.

728
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,564
Back in Chicago, we couldn't even look
out the windows, remember?

729
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,085
But at least we knew who was coming for us.

730
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,205
Now, we're safe.

731
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,485
This is protection.

732
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,961
This is first class living
right here, all right?

733
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,566
We don't have to worry
about all that crazy stuff.

734
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,163
Oh, shit,
I'd rather be in jail getting fucked.

735
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,049
Fuck this shit. I ain't with this.

736
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,725
They're ready to kill all the blacks.

737
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,245
They are purging for blacks!

738
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,084
- They want the niggas!
- Shut up!

739
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,562
Carl, we need to get everybody
in the car right now...

740
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,005
and drive out of this crazy
neighborhood right now!

741
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,645
Listen, listen, listen. Listen, everybody.

742
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,245
Listen, all right?

743
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,004
Now, we're gonna go to the panic room.

744
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,844
Relax. It's the purge...

745
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,161
but it ain't for us, okay?

746
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,685
- Okay.
- All right, come on, let's go.

747
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,683
Let's move. Let's go.

748
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,724
I thought we weren't allowed to go out there!

749
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,529
We gotta go!

750
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,170
Thanks.

751
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,362
Does asbestos smell like weed?

752
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,165
'Cause if so, I smell it.

753
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,525
Shut up.

754
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,080
Nothing. You see anything?

755
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,205
Do you see anybody?

756
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,850
- No.
- All right, then.

757
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,884
- What does this button do?
- Stop touching stuff, Junior.

758
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,645
What? I didn't even do anything!

759
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,121
Ever since Mom died,
I can't do anything right.

760
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,085
- Carl's Jr.
- No.

761
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,725
Dad...

762
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,882
that was really messed up.

763
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,644
You know what? I'm going to my room.

764
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,884
And don't anyone come and check on me, okay?

765
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,962
Not tonight.

766
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,963
They acting like Will Smith's kids now.

767
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,565
Carl, is she hiding something?

768
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,642
- She's spoiled.
- I know.

769
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,245
All right, I'm gonna go check on them.

770
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,970
I'll leave you alone.

771
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,011
Carl's Jr!

772
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,565
Are we in a scene of Diff'rent Strokes?

773
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,880
'Cause that's what it feels right now.

774
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,285
You Mr. Drummond now.

775
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,085
Cuz, just relax, cuz.

776
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,565
They all know you got
a lot of stuff on your mind.

777
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,445
But you know what'll ease that?

778
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,085
Smoke a little ganja.

779
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,369
I got ya. I'm gonna roll up.

780
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,441
Freezee!

781
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,169
You're hot, nigga.

782
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,251
- Not if I kill 'em first.
- Who that?

783
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,441
What?

784
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,284
You gotta go. Who is it?

785
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,765
- Lorena.
- Oh, shit.

786
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,285
My dick hard. Let me just finish real quick.

787
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,169
Go in my bathroom.

788
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,841
Coming!

789
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,885
- What do you want?
- Well, I wanna talk to you.

790
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,121
- Are you coming in my room now?
- Yeah.

791
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,611
- What are you doing?
- What's going on?

792
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,005
- Okay...
- What are you doing?

793
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,003
What do you want?

794
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,162
I don't want anything. I just...

795
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,725
Allie, listen.

796
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,484
I just wanted to come talk to you...

797
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,765
because I am really not happy...

798
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,565
with all this fighting
that's going on between us.

799
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,244
I know I'm not your mother.

800
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,485
- I don't want you to be my mother.
- Trust me, I'm not.

801
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,925
And I will never be your mother...

802
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,162
but I want us to at least try and be friends.

803
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,720
I don't like all this fighting
that's going on.

804
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,804
It's... It's uncomfortable.

805
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,445
- Okay.
- Okay, good.

806
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,085
Look, I brought you a little gift...

807
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,161
a little peace offering.

808
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,480
You brought me something?

809
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,005
My mom gave it to me.

810
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,485
Oh, 'cause you don't got no money.

811
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,325
It's a necklace of the Virgin Mary...

812
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,402
and now I'm giving it to you
to protect you tonight...

813
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,445
for this so-called Purge.

814
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,325
- Thanks.
- You like it?

815
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,965
Yeah.

816
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,724
Okay, how about a thank-you hug?

817
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,326
- Okay.
- Okay, come here.

818
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,283
It's a hug, Allie.

819
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,801
- God!
- Okay.

820
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,845
- Okay, goodbye.
- All right.

821
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,400
Bye! Thank you. Bye.

822
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,685
I'm gonna go talk to your brother.

823
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,922
All right. Okay.

824
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,285
What are you doing?

825
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,685
- I'm coming!
- What are you doing?

826
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,683
Look at how you live.

827
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,762
Oh, my God!

828
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,842
Yo, man.

829
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,440
It's never fucking enough.

830
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,727
Man, it's hard trying to please this girl...

831
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,923
my family, my cousin, my friends.

832
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,285
I'll tell you right now...

833
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,885
I ain't one of them
'cause I'm proud of you, cuz.

834
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,531
- Yeah?
- With the Wings and Things shit, man.

835
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,722
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Shit, when I was locked up, cuz...

836
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,165
the only thing I could think about
was getting out of Chicago...

837
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,565
and look at us now.

838
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,041
Beverly Hills! Nigga, we made it.

839
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,565
You got all types of shit.

840
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,325
Look at all these lions,
tigers, and bears, oh, my!

841
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,725
- Yeah.
- For real, nigga...

842
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,723
like, are we on "Animal Planet"
in this motherfucker?

843
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,404
You ever watch that channel?
Them motherfuckers be...

844
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,164
You killed all this yourself?

845
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,365
You're doing your thing, man,
but for real, cuz...

846
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,565
I'm telling you, man, like...

847
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,165
you got me out of this shit.

848
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,163
Like, when I grew up, only thing, you know...

849
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,445
all I've been doing
was robbing, stealing, cheating.

850
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,443
Now I ain't gotta do none
of that shit no more.

851
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,205
And I know, I know your family tripping
off me and everything...

852
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,325
but let me tell you something.
They'll get over it.

853
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,323
The best thing about it...

854
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,528
we 3,000 miles away in Beverly Hills...

855
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,085
from Key Flo's crazy ass.

856
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,322
I do not wanna be around that nigga.

857
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,205
- That nigga is...
- Excuse me. Back up.

858
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,850
Key Flo's out?

859
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,085
Yeah, you ain't know that?

860
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,601
I thought he had about five or six years.

861
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,885
Nope, that nigga's good and out now.

862
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,445
He killing all the witnesses now.

863
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,204
For real, like, he is killing them.

864
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,362
But the crazy part about it...

865
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,085
is the police never found the money...

866
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,445
or they didn't find the weed.

867
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,444
He killed all the witnesses.

868
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,245
Killed them all, man.

869
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,125
You remember that grandma that told on him?

870
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,525
Bitch dead.

871
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,443
Then he killed this preacher.

872
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,045
This preacher was sitting there
riding on a bicycle.

873
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,964
- He shot her 72 times.
- All right, shut the fuck up, man!

874
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,325
I'm trying to tell you a story.

875
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,641
Fuck Key Flo!

876
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,881
All right?

877
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,200
Why? You nervous?

878
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,485
You you should know...

879
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,324
Weren't you with him the day...

880
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,645
the day he got locked up?

881
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:58,925
You was with him, right?

882
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,565
'Cause you were doing some installation on...

883
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,801
No!

884
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,882
I'm just saying, I mean...

885
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,200
you're good, though.

886
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,441
We're out here in Beverly Hills.

887
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,170
Ain't nobody gonna fuck with us.

888
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,325
You act like you're with him or something.

889
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,965
Look, I feel, I feel Key Flo...

890
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,605
'cause if that was my shit...

891
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,325
nigga's gotta die. D-E-D.

892
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,125
Die. Dead.

893
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,245
Finito.

894
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,005
Killing everything. Women, kids, grandma.

895
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,805
Lions, tigers, all this shit.

896
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,245
Nigga gotta die.

897
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,685
Nigga's got... It's karma, bro.

898
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,125
If you're gonna take
something from somebody...

899
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,690
- then he's gonna...
- I gotta go.

900
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,442
Spit all on the weed.

901
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,523
Carl's Junior?

902
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,165
- Hey, Lorena.
- Hey.

903
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,685
Oh, this looks cool.

904
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,205
Thanks. It's my vampire lair.

905
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,045
I see that. What are you doing?

906
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,930
I would tell you, but I fear
the NSA will implicate you.

907
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,645
I completely get it.

908
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,245
I get it.

909
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,004
Are you doing okay?

910
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,285
Yeah, it's just that
Dad's always yelling at me.

911
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,284
- And he just makes me mad sometimes.
- You wanna talk about it?

912
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,885
You don't have to be nice to me.

913
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,122
What do you mean "have to"?

914
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,884
I know I'm a weirdo.

915
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,405
My real mom could barely stand
to be around me.

916
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,045
She have birth to me.
All you did was marry my dad.

917
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,565
Okay, listen. Your mom loved you.

918
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,605
I promise you she loved you.

919
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,885
And I, believe it or not...

920
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,405
can totally stand to be around you.

921
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,685
- Really?
- Yeah.

922
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,364
Well, most of the time.

923
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,085
- Thanks, Lorena.
- All right, listen.

924
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,125
We have a deal, okay? You don't hide anymore.

925
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,361
We're gonna stick together.

926
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,885
We're gonna be a team, okay?

927
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,724
- Okay.
- All right.

928
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,081
Oh, my God!

929
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,527
Where's my lighter at?

930
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,685
- Hey.
- You got another one of these?

931
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,250
This motherfucker here
don't seem like it wants to work.

932
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,085
Where'd you get that at?

933
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,445
Where'd I get it from?

934
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,885
Yeah, where'd you get my shit at?

935
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,925
Nigga, I see you have
a whole life's supply of this shit...

936
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,764
so I figured I'd help myself, cuz.

937
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,365
What the fuck you talking about?

938
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,008
Oh, God.

939
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,804
No.

940
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,485
What was that?

941
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,927
- What was that?
- I don't know.

942
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,445
Where's the money at?

943
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,325
Is that my dad?

944
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,084
Let's go see
what your crazy father's doing...

945
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,162
- with Cronut.
- Cronut.

946
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,805
'Cause I didn't know if the Purge
was gonna come in here.

947
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,121
I brought you out here.
You're disrespecting my kids.

948
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,804
- Man, come on.
- Messing with my wife.

949
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,365
- Come on, bro.
- You're threatening them.

950
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,408
- Who would threaten...
- You did! You did!

951
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,443
- Get out of here. Get out of here.
- Hey, stop.

952
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,645
Hey, you ain't gonna hit me no more...

953
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,445
with that goddamn bat.

954
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,485
You know I did the two years. I die by mine.

955
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,125
Know that. Don't hit me no more.

956
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,765
- Okay, well, know this.
- What?

957
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,241
Some kids need their ass spanked...

958
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,924
I think it's the Purge.

959
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,125
I wasn't gonna fuck your old lady.

960
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,245
Boy, ain't no purge
happening in Beverly Hills.

961
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,163
What's that mean?

962
00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,645
You know what? I'm just gonna check it out.

963
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,484
- Just stay here, okay?
- ...I'm sorry!

964
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,244
- Just don't move.
- Okay.

965
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,570
Time to die, everyone. Movie over.

966
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,605
They're gonna purge me, Carl!

967
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,645
Daddy? Daddy!

968
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,484
- ...you're gonna be sorry!
- Get your ass out of here.

969
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,605
- Dad!
- Carl, that is your family out there.

970
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,001
- Fuck him!
- But tonight's the Purge!

971
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,645
You put out Cronut again?

972
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,445
Yeah, I kicked Cronut's ass out of here.

973
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,124
Y'all gonna defend a damn dude...

974
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,321
- that just got out of prison?
- What?

975
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,285
Let him do some time in Beverly Hills.

976
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,011
- He's gonna die out there.
- I don't give a fuck if he dies.

977
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,845
- R-I-P, Cronut.
- Cronut needs to be inside with us.

978
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,922
It's the Purge! They're crazy.

979
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,042
- Let him back in the house. He's family!
- Move, bitch!

980
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,005
Yeah! What's up?

981
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,730
Yo, what's up, Mr. Frosty?

982
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,002
It's Freezee, nigga!
I'm sick and tired of you.

983
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,045
- What you doing in my house?
- What I was up here doing?

984
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,282
I was making sweet love to your daughter...

985
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,325
making you a grandkid.

986
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,885
With no protection.

987
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,440
John Witherspoon-looking little motherfucker.

988
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,800
- I'm coming up here.
- Purge on this nigga!

989
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,883
- Run!
- Bitch!

990
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,685
You ready for the Purge?

991
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,161
Allie, what you doing up there with that boy?

992
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,322
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna purge this nigga.

993
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,131
- Why? He's my family. Stop!
- Shut up!

994
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,725
I'm doing it for you.

995
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,205
I thought you said you loved me.

996
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,204
- I love you. Watch this.
- That's my family!

997
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,485
- Shut up, bitch!
- Daddy, run!

998
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,324
Hey, bitch! Shut up!

999
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,045
- You shut up!
- Shut up!

1000
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,804
- No, you shut up!
- Shut up!

1001
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,325
- Bitch.
- Freezee!

1002
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,164
- Bitch, I'm crazy.
- Stop!

1003
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,085
I done... with you.

1004
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,285
I knew it. I knew you was crazy!

1005
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,245
- Fuck you, Mr. Freeze.
- No! Daddy, hide!

1006
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,766
Put the gun down!

1007
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,685
- I'm in the studio, bitch!
- Why you doing this?

1008
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,684
You told me I was your trap queen!

1009
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,091
Oh, shit!

1010
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,445
Fuck. Daddy!

1011
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,363
I think I killed him!

1012
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,405
Oh, my God. Carl, we're going to jail.

1013
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,365
No. Allie, you're going to jail.

1014
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,245
I don't wanna go to jail!

1015
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,965
- Look what you did.
- You told me I was your trap queen!

1016
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,245
- Freezee.
- Oh, shit.

1017
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,288
- Damn.
- Carl, touch him.

1018
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,722
All right, we got a dead nigga in the house.

1019
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,802
- Oh, Carl.
- Okay, now listen.

1020
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,685
I watched First 48.
We gotta wipe this house down.

1021
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,885
- First 48?
- First 48.

1022
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,247
We gotta make sure ain't no more
black people around here...

1023
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,965
- 'cause they will snitch.
- Wait, it's the Purge, okay?

1024
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,724
It doesn't... we're not gonna
get in trouble, remember?

1025
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,605
Yeah, but they'll charge me.

1026
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,325
Carl, no. Don't touch him.

1027
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,402
- That makes it worse.
- I don't wanna touch him either.

1028
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,847
- Carl.
- Roll up, roll his ass up.

1029
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,165
- Come on.
- Oh, no!

1030
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,005
- How are we gonna...
- I don't wanna touch him!

1031
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,570
Shut the fuck up.

1032
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,402
Oh, God.

1033
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,003
Carl, who is that?

1034
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,250
Dad, who is that?

1035
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,045
- He's got a chainsaw.
- Who is that?

1036
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,521
It's Donald Trump.

1037
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,569
I'm just kidding. It's been a while.

1038
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,405
Go to the panic room.

1039
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,005
I heard you.

1040
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,762
- Let's go.
- CJ, come on.

1041
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,684
Hello, Carl.

1042
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,201
Or should I call you Mr. Black?

1043
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,441
How do you know my name?

1044
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,124
We know how you can afford...

1045
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,685
to live in this neighborhood...

1046
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,885
- and you're not welcome.
- You've been Googling my ass?

1047
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,644
You're not wanted here, Carl.

1048
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,925
We enjoy watching your kind
on the football field...

1049
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,970
the basketball courts, and the boxing ring.

1050
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,684
But we pay for cable TV...

1051
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,565
to see you on our television...

1052
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,644
not to live in our neighborhood.

1053
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,085
Daddy, I'm scared.

1054
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,645
It's a matter of time...

1055
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,200
before your wife starts to braid hair...

1056
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,725
like Allen Iverson!

1057
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,405
Why does he still have the braids?

1058
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,687
We like Allen Iverson's braids.

1059
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,845
- Yeah.
- We do.

1060
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,485
Mr. Black...

1061
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,525
it's a matter of time...

1062
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,604
before our wives want to sleep with you.

1063
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,968
And I do not want you
destroying my wife's guts.

1064
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,685
So I must destroy you.

1065
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,524
You think I'm scared of you?

1066
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,922
We don't want a nigga.

1067
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,684
- What?
- What?

1068
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,364
You out of your mind?

1069
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,521
- Too much?
- Yeah!

1070
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,284
- What the hell are you thinking?
- Way too much.

1071
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,645
Sorry about that, Carl.

1072
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,285
Nah, fuck all that.

1073
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,765
No, no, don't be sorry.

1074
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,763
Your ass is grass for saying that.

1075
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,445
That's on me.
I really wanna apologize for that.

1076
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,124
So everything else I meant.

1077
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,727
That last part I didn't, so sorry about that.

1078
00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,965
Don't... that ain't...

1079
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,925
- Put the...
- Dude, just let...

1080
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,321
You wanna be sorry?
Get out my motherfucking house.

1081
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,285
Tonight, you're being purged
for being a liar, Carl Black...

1082
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,965
- and I'm coming in there!
- You can't get in here!

1083
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:10,962
- Yeah.
- Watch, bitch.

1084
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,804
It's protected by Viper!

1085
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,245
I'm going to cut the power now, Mr. Black.

1086
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,925
So it's going to be harder
to see you and your family.

1087
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,645
Maybe if you smile...

1088
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,451
it would help us find you in the dark.

1089
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,405
Fuck.

1090
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,890
Fuck.

1091
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,163
Jesus. My power tool has run out of gas.

1092
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,004
What are the chances?

1093
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,445
I'll be back, Mr. Black.

1094
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,325
Why is my power tool out of gas?

1095
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,801
The Purge is the same time every year,
you two imbeciles.

1096
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,683
- I'm scared of the dark.
- What?

1097
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,001
How are you a vampire and scared of the dark?

1098
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,805
Vampires are scared of the dark sometimes.

1099
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,962
It's just a little thing that goes on.

1100
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,122
Don't worry about it. We're on lockdown.

1101
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,645
They can't do nothing to us.

1102
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,165
They killed the power.

1103
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,161
Up with y'all?

1104
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,760
What the hell? Where'd you come from?

1105
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,805
- I came through the back.
- The back?

1106
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,085
What the hell you mean
you came through the back?

1107
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,083
- We on lockdown!
- Clearly, we're not.

1108
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,365
Man, you got a lot of broke windows
out there in the back.

1109
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,645
You need to get that shit checked.

1110
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,563
You ain't check that shit on Zillow
before you bought this shit?

1111
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,484
Look, if that window's open...

1112
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,205
who knows what else is open.

1113
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,964
You go check out the front...

1114
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,201
and I'ma go check out the back.

1115
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,044
Wait, wait, wait,
black people don't split up.

1116
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,645
- Yeah.
- We gotta split up tonight.

1117
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,205
Girls, y'all stay here.

1118
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,964
Come on, let's do it.

1119
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,444
All right, guys, listen...

1120
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,085
we're gonna be fine
as long as we stay together.

1121
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,208
I can't take this anymore. I have to go.

1122
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,129
- Carl's Jr!
- God!

1123
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,803
The Purge is on, motherfuckers!

1124
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,050
- Who's there?
- Welcome to the neighborhood, Blacks!

1125
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,802
Hey, hey! They're upstairs!

1126
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,644
It's gonna be okay.

1127
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:14,768
Dark is just the opposite of light.

1128
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,005
I don't play that shit.

1129
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,285
You think you're gonna run me
out of this nice-ass house?

1130
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,283
I'm from the hood.
Can't nothing fuck with me.

1131
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,601
Once you go black, you die!

1132
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,887
Bitch, this is not a game.

1133
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:58,085
Shut the fucking door around here, shit.

1134
00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,969
Bitch-ass!

1135
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,723
Bad night to be a lyin', thievin' runaway.

1136
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,685
Key Flo...

1137
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,046
what you doin' in L.A., baby?

1138
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,603
Crazy shit goin' on out there tonight, Carl.

1139
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,325
You scared, Carl?

1140
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,525
No, I ain't scared.

1141
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,523
I'm just doing some dishes for my family.

1142
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,125
Fuck am I scared, be scared of?

1143
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,725
You look real good, Carl.

1144
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,564
I appreciate it. I been drinking my water...

1145
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,165
eating cantaloupes, watermelons.

1146
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,844
Real good, like a scoop of...

1147
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,725
- What the fuck is that?
- ...chocolate ice cream.

1148
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,845
You know chocolate's my favorite, man.

1149
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,245
Well, I'm mocha brown.

1150
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,845
Damn, I heard you just got out too, man.
You look good.

1151
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,285
They said you was just rollin' around
the neighborhood, man...

1152
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,010
and decided you want to stop in my kitchen.

1153
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,205
- Yeah, to your kitchen.
- Yeah.

1154
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,725
Looks pretty good, marble tables...

1155
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,685
- Since we old friends, I need to know...
- Oh, shit.

1156
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,603
How much a place like this costs.

1157
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,605
Man, you know this ain't really,
like, a real mansion.

1158
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,523
- Really?
- Yeah.

1159
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,565
Whatever you paid, it had to be steep.

1160
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,605
I got some financial backers, man.

1161
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,002
Financial backers? Maybe like Bank Key Flo.

1162
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,241
Remember that?

1163
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,365
You forgot about how you left Chicago?

1164
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,805
With a whole lot of money
and a whole lot of drugs...

1165
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,370
that didn't belong to you.

1166
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,205
I'm not even gonna bring up
the shit you stole...

1167
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,044
- besides that, you know.
- What did I take?

1168
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,725
- A space heater.
- I didn't take no damn space heater.

1169
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,802
Nigga, you took my space heater, nigga!

1170
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,721
That's right.

1171
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,804
You took my toilet seat
with the dollar bills on it.

1172
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,008
- A toilet seat?
- You know what the fuck I'm talking about!

1173
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,765
I don't even like toilet seats!

1174
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,245
That's one thing about me.

1175
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,725
Guess what?

1176
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,885
You gonna get my money and my dope back.

1177
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:49,768
Tonight.

1178
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,564
Why are you so angry?

1179
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,404
Nigga, you don't need
to worry about all that.

1180
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,403
- You know what you need to worry about?
- What?

1181
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,085
Is that tonight, I can kill you for free.

1182
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,844
- For free?
- For free.

1183
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,805
Won't go back to jail.
You'll just be smoked, nigga.

1184
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,605
Off the count. You know what I'm saying?

1185
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,082
You're gonna give me
all my shit back... tonight.

1186
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,845
How did you get out here, on Southwest?

1187
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,605
I know you's a funny nigga and all that...

1188
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,842
but I ain't in the mood
for no jokes right now.

1189
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,402
I know it, and I'm trying to make sure
that me and you don't fall out.

1190
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,124
I'm gonna give you your money back.

1191
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,202
I got some Mexicans
that's gonna come in town.

1192
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,005
They bringing a hundred
of them things in here.

1193
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,365
- I'm their connect.
- Who's your connect, nigga?

1194
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,240
I will cut your fucking goatee off, nigga!

1195
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,605
- Please, don't.
- This not a fucking game.

1196
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,205
This is real. This is real, nigga.

1197
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,805
You gonna give me all of mine tonight.

1198
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,644
And if you don't give me mine...

1199
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:46,685
I'ma have to add some more colors
to my flashy track suit.

1200
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,045
Yeah, maybe some red or some brown.

1201
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,085
Whoever let you walk out the house
with that jacket is not your friend.

1202
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,288
Nigga! This ain't the time
for your goddamn...

1203
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,645
I want my money and my dope, nigga.

1204
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:01,881
Tonight.

1205
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,282
You wrong, man, 'cause you got busted.

1206
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,325
When the police came
looking for you, you left...

1207
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,885
and that's when I took the stuff.

1208
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,724
The police was gonna get it anyway.

1209
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,125
- Hey, baby.
- Carl, you lied to me.

1210
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,005
Baby, not right now. Come on.

1211
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,401
You have this man in here with a gun...

1212
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,365
about to purge us, and you're lying?

1213
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,771
No, I didn't, I didn't...

1214
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,365
Look, I can't explain it to you right now...

1215
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,165
but I'll explain it to you later, all right?

1216
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,844
Can't catch a break tonight, can you, Carl?

1217
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,565
- Daddy, help me!
- I think that's Allie.

1218
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,564
That's my daughter right there, man,
they gonna purge me!

1219
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,525
I'm purging you, nigga!

1220
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,565
- There is no "they."
- Look, man, let me tell you something...

1221
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,365
I don't know who the fuck you think I am...

1222
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,169
- but I ain't gonna stand for this!
- Shit!

1223
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,441
Bitch-ass.

1224
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,205
Key Flo?

1225
00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,725
Key Flo? Key Flo?

1226
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:04,089
Key Flo, you cool? Key Flo?

1227
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,565
Bitch, you thought I was gone?

1228
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,607
Duck, duck, goose, motherfucker.

1229
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,765
Carl Black, bring your bitch-ass out here.

1230
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,320
You are light-skinned.
All light-skinned niggas are bitches.

1231
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,721
You can't hide!

1232
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,167
Lady on my chain, please don't let them...

1233
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,565
Daddy, they purgin' us!

1234
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,608
Daddy...

1235
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,805
You freakin' republican!

1236
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,884
Please! Please don't hurt me!

1237
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,007
Please!

1238
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,645
- Who are you?
- You missed.

1239
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,205
- Who are you?
- Bitch.

1240
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,521
- What do you want?
- Cut it out.

1241
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,925
Dennis Strahan.

1242
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,565
But you might know me by another name...

1243
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,765
Visa.

1244
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,763
- Visa?
- That's right.

1245
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,285
And I'm here for Carl Black.

1246
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:13,045
Your deadbeat dad has multiple
cards under multiple names...

1247
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,485
buying iPads he can't afford.
I see the Louboutin receipts!

1248
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,605
Well, can't he just
take out a loan, or layaway...

1249
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,325
Too late for that. The bigwigs decided.

1250
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,925
I'm here to take the Black family
off the books.

1251
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,285
Tonight!

1252
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,362
- Where is he?
- I don't know!

1253
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,442
- Yes, you do, little girl.
- No, I don't!

1254
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,925
And I'm gonna find him!

1255
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,889
Your account is canceled, bitch!

1256
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,965
Surprise!

1257
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,486
Shut up! Don't you call my girl a bitch!

1258
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,324
Fuck you!

1259
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,045
You people are all the same.

1260
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,043
You want the best brand names...

1261
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,640
but do you want to work for it? No!

1262
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:51,405
Well, guess what?
We're the credit card company...

1263
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,563
and we own your ass!

1264
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,565
Get off of her.

1265
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,721
Get off of her!

1266
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:09,405
Is he dead?

1267
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,608
I think we killed him.

1268
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,643
Take that, motherfucker! Yeah!

1269
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,165
Piece of shit!

1270
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,685
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

1271
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,242
Come to papa.

1272
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,965
I'm coming for you, storm troopers.

1273
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,522
Carl, stop playing that.

1274
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,967
They purgin', bro.

1275
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,285
Are you okay?

1276
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,245
No!

1277
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,525
I thought you said we were safe
in Beverly Hills.

1278
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,725
Your father told me the same thing, okay?

1279
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,802
Okay.

1280
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,723
Allie, did you hear that?

1281
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,805
- Daddy!
- Fuck! What y'all doing over here?

1282
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,285
You lied to us.

1283
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,930
Look, we're gonna talk
about that later, all right?

1284
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,122
- When?
- Don't start that shit right now.

1285
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,165
- I can't stand you.
- Stop it!

1286
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:24,125
Listen, if anything happens to me...

1287
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,565
- I love y'all.
- Stop that shit right now.

1288
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,205
You can't hide forever!

1289
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,124
- Look, they purgin', all right?
- She killed somebody.

1290
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:34,005
- I did!
- I killed a motherfucker, too!

1291
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,242
Listen, where's Carl's Jr?

1292
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,322
- We don't know, he's hiding.
- Go find him, Carl.

1293
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,605
Oh, man, that's my only son.

1294
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,045
- Please get us out of here.
- Isn't this more fun than our anniversary?

1295
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,885
- We've gotta go find Carl.
- Let's go. Come on.

1296
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,925
- Carl, be careful.
- Come out to play, Webster.

1297
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,205
- I ain't fuckin' scared.
- What you talkin' about, Willis?

1298
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,841
- I'm scared.
- I'm the man of the fuckin' house.

1299
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,445
If the tall one looks like
O.J., I'm gettin' him!

1300
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,443
I don't wanna die.

1301
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,522
- I love you.
- Don't hold my fuckin' arm so tight.

1302
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,364
I'm sorry!

1303
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,885
- Carl.
- Go kill it.

1304
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,122
Okay, come on, come on.

1305
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,204
I'ma blow that do-rag right off 50 Cent.

1306
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,485
Slow down, Carl.

1307
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,801
See anything?

1308
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,802
- What's wrong, son?
- Come here, Carl.

1309
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,445
Carl's Jr, come here.

1310
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,249
Boy, get your ass over here.

1311
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:42,921
Goddamn!

1312
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,402
What the fuck?

1313
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,121
Tonight is the Purge, Carl Black.

1314
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,965
Wait, where... Where I know you from?

1315
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,925
Carl Black, you know me.

1316
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,411
You better let my son go!

1317
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,085
Not tonight, Carl.

1318
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:04,767
Not tonight.
You have to pay your debt tonight.

1319
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,524
- Where do I know you from?
- Got a real short memory, Carl.

1320
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,523
- Where do I know you from?
- Shit.

1321
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,284
I'm James Clown...

1322
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,125
from Clowny Bouncing House and Party Rentals.

1323
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,441
- You know me.
- Oh, yeah, I remember you.

1324
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,045
You were at my 10th birthday party.

1325
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,849
- That was a really good one, right?
- Yeah!

1326
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,325
I really enjoyed that one, too.
They don't give parties like that anymore.

1327
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,885
But still!

1328
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,200
Nigga, you talkin' about the jumpy houses?

1329
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,204
Yeah, I'm talkin' about the jumpy houses
that you rented and never paid me...

1330
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,611
and had me there all day.

1331
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,961
- I think I do remember this.
- Yes, you remember me...

1332
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,202
and tonight you gonna pay
with your narrow ass.

1333
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,365
You got the bouncy house,

1334
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:44,720
you got the card trick.

1335
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,963
You got the Platinum Party Package deal.

1336
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,445
Yes, you got it all, and you never paid.

1337
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,645
I got the Platinum Party Package Deal?

1338
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,121
You know you got it, Carl Black...

1339
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,725
and then you gave me this fake number...

1340
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,165
to call you for an invoice,
and there was nothing.

1341
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,483
Let me tell you something,
James Clown from the jumpies.

1342
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,402
I don't give a fuck where you from.

1343
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,403
That's my motherfucking son...

1344
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,125
and I'd die for his ass.

1345
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,325
- Really?
- Really.

1346
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,731
Leg shot!

1347
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,004
- I got fired because of you.
- No, no you didn't.

1348
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,405
You should have had the damn party...

1349
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,403
on the first or the 15th
of the month, that's what.

1350
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,802
Goddamn rotten little kids of yours.
They threw pies at me.

1351
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,085
I don't know where they get
those goddamn pies.

1352
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:31,084
- Yeah, they ain't worth a damn.
- I never seen a pit bull with a perm.

1353
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,605
Your mother's so ugly,
when she turns around...

1354
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,285
she make Right Guard make a left,
and make Secret a rumor, motherfucker.

1355
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,443
Hey, man, your breath smell like adult toys.

1356
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,760
Motherfucker!

1357
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,285
I want my money!

1358
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,045
Give me my money now, Carl Black.

1359
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,845
Take your motherfucking hands off
my motherfucking cousin, clown.

1360
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,524
Don't make me make you my bitch, nigga.

1361
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,682
You better recognize and realize.
Better not touch my dog.

1362
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,325
Turn around right now
and tell him you sorry...

1363
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,765
or I'll beat your motherfucking ass.

1364
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,645
I ain't scared to go back to jail, nigga.
I already did two years, nigga.

1365
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:09,122
I know my number by heart.
643586 something, nigga.

1366
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,964
- Tell him them numbers.
- Fuck's wrong with you?

1367
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,610
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Leg shot.

1368
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,565
I ain't even feel it. I ain't even feel it.

1369
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,405
Give me my money, you dumb son of a bitch.

1370
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,845
You still got pieces of ear in your teeth.

1371
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,685
You're a low-down, sucker, fucker, fake...

1372
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,044
I'm gonna drill your big-ass head.

1373
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,646
No one messes with Cronut's family!

1374
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,410
You hear me?

1375
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,522
Oh, my God, you killed him!

1376
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,523
- He's dead.
- Oh, my gosh!

1377
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,885
- Oh, man.
- Shit. They gonna take me back to jail.

1378
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,361
- I killed him.
- You done killed Venus Williams.

1379
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,408
They gonna take me back to jail, Carl!

1380
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:00,365
- Shit.
- Cronut!

1381
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,841
We gotta get out of this house. Come on.

1382
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,604
Told you!

1383
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,765
Who can I snitch on this time?

1384
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,645
Oh, shit!

1385
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,365
Carl Black?

1386
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,204
Where you at?

1387
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:22,566
Where's the keys to the car?

1388
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,011
They're right there on that table.

1389
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,645
Got get 'em.

1390
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,845
Come on, Carl, man.
I just killed somebody, man.

1391
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,205
I'm tired, man.

1392
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,725
All that shit you was talking?

1393
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,245
Carl Black? Are you dead, motherfucker?

1394
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,641
Let me protect them. I'll protect them.

1395
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,167
- You go and get 'em.
- Yeah! Somebody gonna get purged tonight!

1396
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,284
I got them. I got them. You go get him.

1397
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,645
Be careful, Daddy. Be careful.

1398
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:52,565
You stole that money and ran off
to California like I couldn't find you!

1399
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,883
You took Key Flo's money, and I need it back.

1400
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,001
I need that money back...

1401
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,731
I know you was wondering
who was coming down that chimney.

1402
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,645
It ain't Santa Claus, bitch.

1403
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,802
Ho, ho, merry Christmas.

1404
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,765
I'm about to give you peace on Earth...

1405
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,684
'cause I got the pieces
right here, motherfucker.

1406
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:18,125
I came down your chimney,
I had to hold my breath.

1407
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,925
All the way down, and do you know
how long I had to hold my stomach in...

1408
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,805
to get through that motherfucker?

1409
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,765
Up on the rooftop Click, click, click

1410
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:30,605
I'm 'bout to shoot off Carl Black's dick

1411
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,565
Where you at, bitch?

1412
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,005
- Where you at?
- I don't even know you, man.

1413
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,208
I see you, motherfucker.

1414
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,845
Remember me?
I'm your parole officer, bitch...

1415
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,965
and I'm your P.O...

1416
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,645
who is pissed the fuck off.

1417
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,210
Fuck you!

1418
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,968
- Y'all run!
- You stole from Key Flo.

1419
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,002
Your mama snitched on you.

1420
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,805
It's easy to get something
out of your mama...

1421
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:03,089
when I gave her some Hennessey
and some of this dick!

1422
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,805
If I throw a cheeseburger on the ground...

1423
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,087
you've got to make a decision, big boy!

1424
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,447
I got the keys, fat motherfucker.

1425
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,205
Fuck you callin' me fat?

1426
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:19,125
Yeah, I was just playing
with you, Carl Black.

1427
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,841
Thinking about sending your punk ass
to jail, make you somebody's bitch.

1428
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,604
You my bitch!

1429
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,325
Now I got these infrared beams out, pimp...

1430
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,641
and they never miss.

1431
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,925
Hey, Carl Black, consider your ass...

1432
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,843
purged!

1433
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,322
I thought he shot me.

1434
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,364
Shit. It's a fuckin' cardboard box.

1435
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,681
What the fuck?

1436
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,771
God is good.

1437
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:15,045
Precious is dead down here!

1438
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,245
We killed Shamu!

1439
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,243
Carl Black, you punk bitch...

1440
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,288
I told you I'd be back.

1441
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,964
Nigga, where are you? I will fuck your wife.

1442
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,321
Daddy!

1443
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,805
- Carl!
- Take that thing off.

1444
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,484
They tried to kill me downstairs.

1445
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,767
- They're trying to kill all of us, man.
- For real.

1446
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,525
Why'd you leave him down there alone?

1447
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,602
Somebody had to be there to protect y'all.
I'd die for y'all.

1448
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:48,885
I'm here for you, and you!

1449
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,525
Okay, okay, listen, listen.

1450
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,568
We got to get downstairs
and we got to get in that truck...

1451
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,245
and get the fuck out of here, all right?

1452
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:55,965
- Now.
- Let's go, man, you right.

1453
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,565
- Yeah, let's do it.
- I need my weed and I need my money.

1454
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,765
I promise I'ma give you everything
as soon as we get out of here.

1455
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,445
You better.
Junior, come out from up under there.

1456
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:05,931
- Come on, baby.
- Junior!

1457
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,886
I'm not the one you want!
You want Carl Black!

1458
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,285
Saw someone run down the hall.

1459
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,761
Cronut, Cronut, Cronut!

1460
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,565
- Damn!
- Cronut, God damn.

1461
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,005
Are we just gonna leave him in there?

1462
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,481
They got him.
That mean they got my damn money.

1463
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,765
Cronut's going to little man heaven.

1464
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,285
Daddy, now is not the time.

1465
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,442
They took his do-rag off. You know he balded.

1466
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:36,885
Oh, no.

1467
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,406
Feels like we in a goddamn horror movie.

1468
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,965
- Okay, now, what's the rules?
- What are the rules?

1469
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:43,963
- What rules?
- The scary movie rules.

1470
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,765
Yeah, horror movie rules.

1471
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,045
We gotta do the shit
that white people don't do.

1472
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,884
- Survive?
- No.

1473
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,845
Let's get out of here quicker
than a cat can lick its ass.

1474
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,805
Carl Black?

1475
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,525
I came to purge you.
Come on, you bitch-ass nigga!

1476
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,805
I'm going to blow-dart your ass.

1477
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:03,680
Scary movie, scary movie. Texas Chainsaw...

1478
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,965
- Friday the 13th...
- Gonna get you, suckers.

1479
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,646
- No...
- Carl's Jr., you're not helping.

1480
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:12,841
I'm trying.

1481
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,365
Okay, Halloween, Laurie Strode...

1482
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,565
Jamie Lee Curtis, in her breakout role.

1483
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,325
- Escapes from Michael Myers.
- What does she do?

1484
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,801
She stabs him in the eye
and pushes him out the window.

1485
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,042
Come on out, Sofia Vergara.

1486
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,964
Of course, he's not dead.
He comes back again and again and again,

1487
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,645
becoming an undead killing machine.

1488
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,961
So, basically, what I'm saying
is, we're going to die.

1489
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:38,565
- We're all going to die.
- You gonna die! If you keep talking!

1490
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,404
- Just talking about scary...
- Shut up! Who got a belt?

1491
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:41,845
Okay, okay! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1492
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,082
I'll tear your ass up
in the middle of this purge.

1493
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,445
- Can't run from us now!
- Quit trying to help!

1494
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,841
Smells like black chicken.

1495
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:50,645
I'm gonna go get the black one!

1496
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,644
- Told you.
- You can't hide forever!

1497
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,281
Carl's Jr!

1498
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,761
Carl!

1499
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,842
I'm just gonna go get him, okay?

1500
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,245
All right.

1501
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,885
Look, this is my fault.

1502
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,122
When I came with all them scams
and all that different stuff.

1503
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,521
I was just trying to give my family
a better life, okay?

1504
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,725
- I know.
- And now people getting killed and shit.

1505
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,964
- Damn.
- Come out, come out wherever you are!

1506
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:22,600
I hope you forgive me.

1507
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,205
I forgive you for it.

1508
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,725
I love you.

1509
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,605
You lied, Mr. Black...

1510
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,965
- so I'm here to purge you, Carl.
- Go, go, go, go.

1511
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,884
Carl, careful.

1512
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,165
If you want me, come and get me.

1513
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,641
Carl, you lied to me on your application!

1514
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,246
Nobody has a credit score of 45,000!

1515
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,765
Carl, your family and you don't belong here.

1516
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,565
I invited some of your friends from Chicago.

1517
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:53,483
Turns out you owe everyone money.

1518
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,564
- Why you doing this to me?
- You were born.

1519
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,765
We don't want you
in this neighborhood, Willis.

1520
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:03,322
Next thing you know,
try to buy my son some Air Jordans...

1521
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,725
they're gone.

1522
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,405
Now my son's gotta wear New Balance.

1523
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,445
Then your kids...

1524
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:13,565
are gonna wanna have sex with my kids...

1525
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,845
and we got a bunch of kids...

1526
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,161
Paula Pattons
running around the neighborhood.

1527
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,924
Man, fuck Nick Cannon!

1528
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,923
What's Nick Cannon got to do with this shit?

1529
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,241
I don't know! I'm rambling.

1530
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:30,842
I have never been inside this home.

1531
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:34,125
The crown molding is amazing.

1532
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,325
This would be a great house to live in.

1533
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:40,086
Or a great house to die in!

1534
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,009
Tell you what, Carl.

1535
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,845
Consider this home a swamp...

1536
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,205
and I'm the alligator.

1537
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:49,521
Chomp, chomp.

1538
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,570
About to bite that ass.

1539
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,162
Han Solo's dead.

1540
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,163
Spoiler alert.

1541
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:08,561
The little one, he escaped!

1542
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,685
We have to find him now...

1543
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,444
that little Kevin Hart.

1544
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,725
Weird, cap-looking bitch.

1545
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,802
One down, five to go.

1546
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,004
Carl's Jr?

1547
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,604
Carl's Jr.

1548
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,325
Carl's Jr.

1549
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,763
- Damn it.
- Okay.

1550
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,650
Okay, all right, all right, all right.

1551
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:04,205
Allie, stop crying, okay?

1552
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:05,725
Nobody's gonna kill us, okay?

1553
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,685
We are not gonna get purged in here.

1554
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,285
We are the Blacks, do you understand?

1555
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:11,565
- Who are we?
- We're the Blacks.

1556
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,285
- Okay.
- Is this 911?

1557
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,565
No, 211.

1558
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,244
Yes, my name...

1559
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:21,565
My name is Carl Lawrence Black.

1560
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,205
Stop breathing so hard, motherfucker.

1561
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,611
I'm not selling ass.

1562
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,041
We have to go into the shower...

1563
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,485
...together.

1564
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:31,845
I don't wanna be gay.

1565
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,365
Not like that.

1566
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,605
- You go first.
- You go first.

1567
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:40,001
- He's your brother.
- This is your house.

1568
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,081
Fine.

1569
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:44,285
I need you to send some help
over here right now...

1570
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,925
'cause if you don't, I'ma kill myself!

1571
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,001
Well, nigga, go ahead!

1572
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:49,525
Kill yourself. I don't give a fuck.

1573
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,887
Allie, look at me. We can do this, okay?

1574
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,480
We're not gonna die here, all right?

1575
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,605
- You really do love us, Lorena.
- Of course I do.

1576
01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,728
What do you think I'm doing
all this crazy shit for?

1577
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:01,645
- I thought you was a ho.
- God.

1578
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,324
All right.

1579
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:05,566
Allie.

1580
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,485
All right, one, point the light that way...

1581
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:09,800
- Okay.
- ...and let's go.

1582
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:11,484
Okay.

1583
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,605
Okay.

1584
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,841
All right, let's go.

1585
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:17,763
Man, I'm a black man in Beverly Hills.

1586
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,683
- I got a 310 number.
- Nigga, you don't move your black ass...

1587
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,365
out them white people's house.
They're gonna fuck you up, man!

1588
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,085
Get out, nigga!

1589
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:25,400
Hello?

1590
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:28,483
Hello!

1591
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:29,721
Hello?

1592
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,525
Hey!

1593
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:05,045
- Hey!
- Shit.

1594
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,521
I'm gonna purge your ass tonight, yeah.

1595
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:09,523
Gonna purge your ass tonight.

1596
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,250
Gonna purge your...

1597
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:17,242
What y'all bitches doing
in my mansion on purge night?

1598
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:20,722
- Your mansion?
- Did I stutter?

1599
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,040
My mansion!

1600
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:26,005
If you're here, okay,
to purge my husband Carl...

1601
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:27,525
Your husband?

1602
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,841
Carl, your husband?

1603
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,365
Baby, I could write a book...

1604
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:33,680
on the shit you don't know.

1605
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:36,285
- Allie, who is this?
- I don't know.

1606
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,805
Talk to Shoranda. I'm listening.

1607
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,445
We don't know who you are, bitch.

1608
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:48,845
- Who the fuck are you?
- Who the fuck are you?

1609
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,205
- Shut the fuck up!
- She has a cleaver!

1610
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,925
I will chop them fucking brains out, bitch.

1611
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,525
Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.

1612
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,725
Miss, what do you want?

1613
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,041
I came to get my husband back...

1614
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:02,724
Carl Black.

1615
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,445
- Your husband?
- Yes.

1616
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,364
My husband that you stole from me.

1617
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:09,522
He belongs to Shoranda.

1618
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,805
Shoranda Black, bitch.

1619
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:13,723
Oh, my God, I do remember her.

1620
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,451
- From where?
- She gave my daddy a ride...

1621
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,085
and he got a restraining order against her.

1622
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,083
And I made that fool a pie.

1623
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:22,485
He doesn't like pie.

1624
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:25,445
He loves this pie, boo.

1625
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,485
- Hey!
- She's a stalker.

1626
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,965
Don't play with me.

1627
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,565
I will slit your fucking throat.

1628
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,404
Hey!

1629
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,562
Let's purge, bitch.

1630
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,845
Lorena!

1631
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,600
Stop it!

1632
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:43,965
Girl, he's not your man.

1633
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,122
He's a liar, but he's my liar.

1634
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,362
He's my liar, too, bitch!

1635
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:55,129
- Big Shoranda.
- Slam it over her head.

1636
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:57,925
Fuck it...

1637
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,604
You done hit me on my goddamn back!

1638
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,842
Carl's Jr! Oh, my gosh.

1639
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,604
You did it. You did it!

1640
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:07,125
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I was hiding over there, Mom.

1641
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,362
- You called me mom.
- Yeah, is that okay?

1642
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:10,925
Yes.

1643
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,445
- Oh, my God. Allie, are you okay?
- I'm fine.

1644
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,602
- Thank you, Lorena.
- You're welcome.

1645
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,967
All right, listen, guys.

1646
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:19,605
We have to go out there...

1647
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:21,842
Why are you taking your shirt off?

1648
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,645
...and get your dad, okay?

1649
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:26,644
- No more hiding, Junior, okay?
- Okay, okay.

1650
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,365
All right, let's stick together, okay?

1651
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:29,521
- Okay.
- Okay.

1652
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,364
- Let's go.
- You did it, Blacula.

1653
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:33,647
- Crazy bitch.
- Hey!

1654
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,045
We gotta get out of this house.

1655
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,770
We gotta get out of here!

1656
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,365
Carl, come on, man. Come out!

1657
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:44,165
In another neighborhood,
we could've been friends.

1658
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,322
I saw Django.

1659
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:49,842
I was glad Jamie Foxx
killed all those people.

1660
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:52,685
I would've never put your wife in a box...

1661
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,205
in the backyard.

1662
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,405
That was bullshit.

1663
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:57,811
Fuckers.

1664
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,044
- White power.
- White power.

1665
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:08,522
You motherfuckers think
you can come here on Purge night?

1666
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,683
Welcome to the Beverly Hills
Ku Klux Klan, motherfuckers.

1667
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,121
Amen!

1668
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,043
You think you can come
into my neighborhood...

1669
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:17,325
straight out of Compton...

1670
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:19,323
waving your hands in the motherfucking air...

1671
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,885
like you just don't care...

1672
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,285
This look like the Oscars.

1673
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:23,964
Oh, my God.

1674
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,605
- You guys are about to die!
- Please, white nigga.

1675
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,085
- Please take me with you, please.
- No.

1676
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,765
- I want the same outfit.
- I got a chair right here...

1677
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,683
waiting for your friend, Mr. Carl Black.

1678
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,603
Yeah, motherfucker.

1679
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:34,965
I'm in the Klan, too.

1680
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,042
White nigga, listen to me. I'm on your side.

1681
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,405
I will take one of them sheets
right now and work with you...

1682
01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:40,605
and kill these niggas together.

1683
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,125
Please don't kill us both. Just kill him.

1684
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,565
He's the reason why we're even in America.

1685
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,285
- White power.
- We wouldn't have been on that boat...

1686
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:46,600
- if it wasn't for him.
- Shut the fuck up.

1687
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:48,364
- White power.
- How do you think they got here?

1688
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,204
My great-grandfather
sold these niggas to y'all.

1689
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:51,441
- White power.
- They also brought Ebola.

1690
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,965
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you, you "10 cents a day."

1691
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:55,845
- You guys are confusing me!
- Fuck you!

1692
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,045
- White power!
- Where the fuck is Larry?

1693
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:00,804
- Please.
- White power.

1694
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,605
- Larry, where the fuck have you been?
- White power.

1695
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,364
Tom, this is a black!

1696
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:06,044
- What the hell?
- Yeah!

1697
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:07,925
- White power.
- I am black.

1698
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,725
Carl Black.

1699
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,485
Take that now. Yeah. Yeah!

1700
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,085
Get on the ground with that.

1701
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:15,161
- White power!
- White power!

1702
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,645
You want some of this shit, too?

1703
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,290
Oh, damn!

1704
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:21,760
- What the fuck is this?
- White power.

1705
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,605
- Looks like an M&M.
- Big, black nigga dicks...

1706
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:25,761
and big, black balls.

1707
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:29,365
- Hey!
- Big, wide, juicy white pussy.

1708
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:30,601
- Damn!
- What the fuck?

1709
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:32,125
- God damn it.
- What the fuck...?

1710
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:33,645
Come on, let's get out of here.

1711
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:41,964
- You see anything?
- Let's get out ofhere!

1712
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,491
- All right, guys.
- Are we gonna die?

1713
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,805
No, baby.
We're just gonna go find your father.

1714
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,644
We have to go downstairs, though, okay?

1715
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:50,285
I wanna go home.

1716
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:53,805
- Allie, I know, baby.
- Where are we going?

1717
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,803
We have to go downstairs
and find your father.

1718
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:57,765
- Downstairs?
- We can't go downstairs!

1719
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,365
Guys, we have to. Come on, come on.

1720
01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:00,805
Let's go, fast.

1721
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:02,405
Come on.

1722
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,161
Carl!

1723
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:07,651
Okay, come on.

1724
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:10,850
Carl!

1725
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,645
- Oh, my God.
- Hey!

1726
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:15,688
I never thought I'd say this,
but I missed y'all.

1727
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,280
- You're still alive, Cronut.
- Yeah, I'm here.

1728
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,165
Listen, is everybody all right?

1729
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:22,045
Yeah, I helped Lorena kick some ass.

1730
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:25,725
I'm proud of you, man.
Listen, we gotta get out to that garage...

1731
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,165
and get in that car and get
the fuck away from here.

1732
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,402
- I'm ready.
- Okay. Cronut, calm down.

1733
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:32,125
Slowly.

1734
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:34,248
- Carl?
- There's people all over the place.

1735
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,805
I didn't know you were black.

1736
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:39,723
I should've known
when you gave me the deposit...

1737
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,925
in a Crown Royal bag.

1738
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,205
Come on, let's just talk.

1739
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,009
This house is too big.

1740
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:49,203
You guys are acting like you're
the Jackson 5 or something.

1741
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,923
- You got the keys?
- Yeah, I got 'em.

1742
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,604
Cool, player.

1743
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,085
Hey, man, if I die...

1744
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,445
I'ma just give you all my money.

1745
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,885
- It's all in the will for you.
- You ain't got no fucking money.

1746
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,246
The fuck?

1747
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:06,405
What was that?

1748
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,164
What? What, you hear something?

1749
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,045
I think that's the "xactlies."

1750
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,925
What's the "xactlies"?

1751
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,445
Your breath smells exactly like your ass.

1752
01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:15,565
Carl.

1753
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:17,881
Stop blowing on my neck.

1754
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:19,007
Stop.

1755
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,525
Go, go.

1756
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:39,685
Come on. Come on, come on.

1757
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:41,450
Come on. Get in the truck.

1758
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,323
Oh, shit.

1759
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:51,365
- Put your seatbelts on.
- Put your seatbelt on.

1760
01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:52,325
Let's go.

1761
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,285
- Drive, drive, drive.
- Put your seatbelt on.

1762
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:55,521
What the...?

1763
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:00,920
Hey, hey! Be quiet!

1764
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,244
Hey, hey!

1765
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:05,845
You leave the keys in the car...

1766
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:07,160
and get your ass out.

1767
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:08,924
Man, get your ass out of my car!

1768
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,365
Ain't no goddamn way.
They're purging like crazy out there.

1769
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:14,005
I've just seen a dog on its hind legs
walking a human!

1770
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:16,481
Listen, I can't believe I got
a crackhead in our car...

1771
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,324
- from Beverly Hills.
- A crackhead? Look at me.

1772
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,084
Do I look dressed like a crackhead to you?

1773
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,205
I'm the damn repo man!

1774
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:22,485
The repo man?

1775
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:24,324
- Yeah, I...
- You just keep lying.

1776
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,561
Don't nobody get no car...

1777
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,285
from Big Little Jimmy's
Auto Shop and not pay!

1778
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:30,325
- Get your ass back.
- Your eyes is amazing.

1779
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,448
Hey, hey, hey! Stop complimenting me!

1780
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:33,685
He looks real cute in the face.

1781
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,683
Hey!

1782
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,683
- Don't look at me.
- I can't see. I'm blind.

1783
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:39,285
Had you paid your damn payments...

1784
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,050
then maybe I wouldn't be here
right now on Purge night!

1785
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,680
- Get your ass out of here.
- I'ma make my payments, man.

1786
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,125
No, no, no. You're not gonna make 'em.

1787
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,481
Everybody's gonna pay
with a gun in their face.

1788
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,925
When I'm like this, everybody's paying.

1789
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,162
Can I just give you a money order?

1790
01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:55,365
On Purge night? Get out the car!

1791
01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:56,645
I done told you four times.

1792
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:57,721
- Get out!
- Okay, okay.

1793
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,160
All that shit! Get out!

1794
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,685
- Get your ass out of here.
- All right, all right!

1795
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,842
Call me.

1796
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:06,161
You could've refinanced, man.

1797
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,965
Listen, man, I'm a great devoted dad.

1798
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:12,123
- I see that.
- And I got this house out here...

1799
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,885
because I wanted to give
a better life for my family.

1800
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,724
- I know, man.
- But I'm black...

1801
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:19,280
and I won't even let the boogeyman
run me out of my shit.

1802
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:20,525
Okay?

1803
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,204
It's a purge going on...

1804
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:24,044
and we don't need this.

1805
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,325
We're trying to stick together.

1806
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,243
Why come you can't come with us, man?

1807
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:28,924
You look like Vanessa Williams, bro.

1808
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,805
I know, man.
I sat in this motherfucking car...

1809
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:32,564
and I've been thinking like,
"Why am I not a the house?

1810
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:35,085
- Why am I not in a house?"
- You're a nice guy, man.

1811
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,205
I started doing all the math,
and I thought about it.

1812
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:41,125
It's 'cause motherfuckers
like you don't pay shit.

1813
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:42,725
Therefore, I can't buy no house like this.

1814
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,205
I gotta always chase a motherfucker down...

1815
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,964
and tonight, on Purge night of all nights...

1816
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,405
they give me the slip?

1817
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,005
Me? All the white motherfuckers...

1818
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,764
that work there,
and they gave it to the mixed nigga?

1819
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:53,525
Why? 'Cause they thought
I might almost kill your ass.

1820
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:54,721
But tonight, I'll do it, motherfucker.

1821
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,325
I got a couple hours left, and I will
shoot you in your motherfucking face.

1822
01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:58,845
They killed my grandparents tonight, man.

1823
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:02,205
They made them kill each other
with plastic spoons.

1824
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,123
They made them kill each other
with plastic spoons!

1825
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,168
- Get out.
- All right.

1826
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,245
Get out slowly.

1827
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:10,482
- I'ma pay with your ass in a minute.
- Can I get out this way?

1828
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,885
Hell no, you know you can't get out this way.

1829
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,165
Slick-ass niggas.

1830
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:14,525
Damn, man.

1831
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,364
Got me out here on Purge night.

1832
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:18,886
Telling me all you got
with your family problems.

1833
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,445
I got family problems, too!

1834
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:21,760
This is impolite as hell, too.

1835
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,524
You knew goddamn well I'm gonna this car.

1836
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:24,601
I'll shoot little Dracula.

1837
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,125
- No, don't do it!
- Shoot little Dracula, hell yeah!

1838
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,282
No one dance to this shit.

1839
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,567
Pay your bills, I wouldn't be here, man!

1840
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:33,444
God damn it, don't you try nothing.

1841
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,284
I hate to do this to you, man.

1842
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,124
Looked like you were capable
of paying them notes.

1843
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,925
Looked like you could've did
if you believed in yourself.

1844
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:42,049
Could still see your ass in the rearview.
Don't try no slick shit.

1845
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,805
'Cause don't you try shit.

1846
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:52,207
Don't you try shit.

1847
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:13,361
What's that noise?

1848
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,165
Shit, I got balls.

1849
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,525
I got balls, homie!

1850
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:28,001
I got balls, homie.

1851
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,605
Yeah, boom! Yeah.

1852
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,485
Just like Paris Hilton did back in the day.

1853
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:35,685
Turn it, turn it.

1854
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,524
I know the dance move. I know the dance move.

1855
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,165
I know the dance move. I know the dance...

1856
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:41,045
Oh, but turn it around. Look out.

1857
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,485
Get ready! Do-rag!

1858
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:45,365
- Gonna kill you first.
- Get back, get back!

1859
01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:47,761
I told you I'd get you sooner or later, Carl.

1860
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:50,884
- Any last words?
- Yeah, why does your voice keep changing?

1861
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:52,450
I'm just working on different shit.

1862
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:56,085
Jim! Mary!

1863
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,365
- Hey, Larry.
- Larry.

1864
01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:59,645
- What are you guys doing here?
- Happy Purge.

1865
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,882
Yeah, you guys brought
the guns and the vests...

1866
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,803
and the bullets, the shot...

1867
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,285
That's a good look on you, Mary.

1868
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,805
Just don't give me them bedroom eyes...

1869
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,845
or I'm gonna have to purge Jim.

1870
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:11,125
I'm just fucking with you.
Hey, that thing got a laser on it?

1871
01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:14,363
Yeah! Mary got this online for me
at the pre-Purge sale.

1872
01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:16,602
- Thank you, baby.
- Thank you.

1873
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:23,125
Larry, here's the thing.
You're the worst president...

1874
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:25,485
this Home Owner's Association's ever had.

1875
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,525
It was you who filled out that application...

1876
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:29,245
- and accepted it, right?
- What?

1877
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:31,322
I didn't know they were a black family.

1878
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:33,205
How can you not know that?

1879
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,647
Did you see their car?
Did you see their rims?

1880
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,569
I was doing the paperwork.
I looked down, I just saw "Blacks"

1881
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,405
Thought it was, like Jack Black.

1882
01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:41,403
We're gonna have to go back
to a two-term limit.

1883
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:44,045
- Larry, it's disappointing, man.
- Absolutely.

1884
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,043
You guys are so sensitive.

1885
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:48,645
Tell you what. I'ma cut Carl up.

1886
01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,802
- You guys get the rest of the family.
- Carl, no!

1887
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,005
- We can do that.
- Yeah.

1888
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:54,560
Let's purge. We're gonna do a black family...

1889
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,847
whose name's Black. It's twofer.

1890
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,844
- Hey, Carl.
- No, no. Come on, come on.

1891
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,765
Shot me in the back!

1892
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:11,081
I'm gonna need a wine cooler and you.

1893
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:12,241
I thought we were friends.

1894
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:15,605
Jim and Mary, thank you so much.

1895
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:17,045
Thank you.

1896
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,245
- You're welcome.
- Hello, Blacks.

1897
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:21,125
- Hey!
- Just got one more thing for you.

1898
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:22,605
- What?
- What?

1899
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:24,245
As the...

1900
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:27,045
I guess I'm the new president
of the Home Owner's Association.

1901
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:30,405
Let me just say you have no business
in this neighborhood.

1902
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:33,125
- Excuse me?
- Once a hood rat...

1903
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,725
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1904
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:36,285
...always a hood rat.

1905
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:38,245
You're the guys that brought us
a gift basket.

1906
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:39,605
Yeah, we did.

1907
01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:41,284
We give them to everybody.

1908
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:43,925
I told you they don't like black folks
in this neighborhood, man.

1909
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:47,288
And now we're gonna serve you up
your eviction notice, brother.

1910
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:50,165
Damn!

1911
01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:52,607
They are killing like shit around here!

1912
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,605
Jorge...

1913
01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:01,241
neighborhood watch, saves the day.

1914
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,605
- Not again. Come on.
- No, it's Jorge.

1915
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:05,284
Baby, look, I told you my people are good.

1916
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:07,681
Gracias, Jorge. Gracias. Besito, mi amor.

1917
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:09,967
Well, I couldn't let them have all the fun.

1918
01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:12,285
Oh, God!

1919
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,164
- Dang it!
- Hold up, man. It's 7:01.

1920
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:15,844
- The Purge is over.
- Yeah, the Purge is over.

1921
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,524
I don't give a shit what time it is.

1922
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,126
For me, there's only one time.

1923
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:23,722
- Oh, man! Just...
- And it's time to take out the Blacks.

1924
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:25,205
Okay, now, listen, man...

1925
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:26,725
enough is enough.

1926
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,005
- You're gonna kill us?
- Fuck it.

1927
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:30,570
Let me pray with my family.

1928
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:32,885
Do what you gotta do...

1929
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,525
and when you're down there, take care of me.

1930
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:37,204
I'll wait.

1931
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:38,805
Come on.

1932
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:40,325
Let me pray with my family.

1933
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:41,685
Everybody get over here.

1934
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,330
Dear heavenly Father...

1935
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,087
Motherfucker!

1936
01:24:58,280 --> 01:24:59,486
Oh, shit!

1937
01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:04,685
Stay back, stay back, stay back.

1938
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:06,842
He might not be dead.

1939
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:08,160
- No, he dead.
- He's dead?

1940
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:09,287
He's gone.

1941
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,045
You did it!

1942
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,085
- Daddy.
- Babe.

1943
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,285
My family, I love y'all.

1944
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:20,085
I know I done made a whole lot
of mistakes in my life...

1945
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:22,725
but if there's one thing we learned today...

1946
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,404
it's that we all love each other...

1947
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,084
and we stick with each other, okay?

1948
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:29,084
And, Allie, I'm proud of you.

1949
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:32,164
But I want you to leave guys
like Mr. Freezee alone.

1950
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:34,205
You're a real woman.
You need something better than that.

1951
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:35,925
- All right, Dad.
- Junior...

1952
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:38,805
you can be anything you want in life.

1953
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:41,605
- Just don't be like your daddy.
- Thanks, Dad.

1954
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:43,965
And, baby, I love you.

1955
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:45,445
I love you, baby. Thank you.

1956
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:46,565
- I'm over here.
- Cronut.

1957
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:49,085
- What's up, boy?
- I need my money from you, man.

1958
01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:50,285
I got you. I'm gonna go get it right now.

1959
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,442
But you ain't got nothing positive about me?

1960
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:56,125
I like how you blew Sinbad up in that damn.

1961
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,405
I told you, man, it's gonna work.
You gotta put more trust in your boy.

1962
01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:00,525
I just ain't get the settlement,
but you're good.

1963
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:02,805
- You got your bread.
- Yeah, well, go get it.

1964
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,042
I'm gonna get... All right, I got it.

1965
01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:07,043
Don't purge your boy.

1966
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,201
Yeah, man, I'm...

1967
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,123
You know, Daddy made
a whole lot of mistakes...

1968
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,565
but there's one thing about me.

1969
01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,563
I love my family.

1970
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:15,845
- I love us, too.
- Love you, baby.

1971
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:18,965
We gotta pack our shit up and get
the fuck out of Beverly Hills.

1972
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:20,605
- Yeah, let's go.
- I'm with you.

1973
01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:23,923
Black family!

1974
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,844
Boom, selfie! Nigga, we made it.

1975
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,644
So we survived the night...

1976
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:33,245
and I learned some valuable lessons.

1977
01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:36,005
Always handle your business the right way...

1978
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,645
'cause fools be trippin'.

1979
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,405
Never deal with racist homeowners.

1980
01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:42,403
And the most important lesson...

1981
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:45,324
nothing is more important than family.

1982
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:18,607
I'm still alive, nigga.

1983
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:34,931
Winter's coming.

1984
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:40,925
This is it.

1985
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:43,525
Our new home.

1986
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:45,405
This is our own cabin.

1987
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:48,045
- It's gonna be great.
- There it is.

1988
01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:49,525
New beginnings.

1989
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:51,645
- It's so beautiful.
- It is, right?

1990
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:54,724
We can make s'mores and stuff
like white people.

1991
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:57,565
- It's gonna be fun.
- I'm bringing all my bitches here, too.

1992
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,365
Shut up.

1993
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:02,887
- It's gonna be great.
- Carl Black done escaped the Purge?

1994
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:08,171
We beat the Purge. Black family!

1995
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:13,642
Jason Voorhees?

1996
01:28:19,480 --> 01:28:21,482
I'ma drop a dime on Jason Voorhees.

1997
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:26,043
I don't like that shit.