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"Minions 2015" ^ (Run time : 01:23:52)
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Minions.
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Minions have been on this planet
far longer than we have.
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They go by many names.
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Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
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Oh, that one is Norbert.
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He's an idiot.
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They're all different.
But they all share the same goal.
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To serve the most despicable master
they could find.
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BOSS!
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Making their master happy was
the tribe's very reason for existence.
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But that's not to say that
they didn’t have other passions.
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- Look. It's a banana.
- Move over.
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It's a banana.
Ha-hah-ha.
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Yum yum.
Huh?
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Finding a Boss was easy.
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But keeping a Boss...
therein lies the problem
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Whoa!
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Oh.
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I am... oaf.
Aw.
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Nope,
it wasn't easy for these guys.
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But they never gave up.
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With the emergence of the stone age
came the rise of a new species.
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Man was very different
from the dinosaur.
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He was shorter, hairier
and way, way smarter.
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The minions took an instant liking to Man
and helped him as best they could.
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Oh, no no...
Here. A present.
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- This?
- Yes yes yes.
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For hitting.
Ut-ut.
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Aw!
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Poor man.
So trusting, so fragile, so-so delicious.
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Their quest for a boss put the minions front and center
for some of the civilization most historic moments.
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Ancient Egypt held great promise.
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Okay!
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But it didn't last long.
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Hmm.
Oh.
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Here.
Yup.
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Aw!
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The dark ages
were actually fun times.
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Their new master had a tendency
to party all night and sleep all day.
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Ahem.
Yoo-hoo.
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[Happy Anniversary]
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Oh.
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Oh, eventually the party is over.
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Achoo.
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They bounce from
one evil master to another.
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But they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.
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One particular employer took
their failure very very badly.
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The Minions had no other choice
but to keep moving.
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And then,
when all hopes seem lost.
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They found sanctuary.
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The Minions were safe.
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Years passed as the Minions
forged their own civilization.
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They truly made a life
for themselves.
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But something just wasn't right.
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They felt empty inside.
Without a master, they had no purpose.
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They became aimless
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and depressed.
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If this continue any longer,
the Minions would perish.
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But all was not lost,
for one Minion had a plan.
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His name was Kevin.
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He was excited to share
his idea with the tribe.
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He'd been preparing for
days, weeks, months.
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But now he was ready...
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Kevin would leave the cave,
go back to the outside world
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and he would not return until he had found
his tribe the biggest baddest villain deserved.
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But he needed help.
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Me! Me.
Choose me.
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Bob was eager to go.
- Kevin?
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But Kevin felt he was just not strong enough
for the dangerous journey ahead.
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Uh no.
One other Minion!
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Me.
Choose me.
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Me! Choose me!
Aw.
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Me!
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Come, choose me.
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Luckily someone stepped up.
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- Huh?
- Stuart! Come here.
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Huh. Me? Me?
Oh, thank you.
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Truth be told. Stuart had no idea
what he was chose for.
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Huh!
Wh-Why?
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But was thrilled that
people cheered for him.
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One more!
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ME!
I am strong.
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See here.
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See!
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Uh... okay.
One more.
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Kevin.
Choose me.
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Please.
Choose me, Kevin.
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- Come here.
- Yeah! Ha ha.
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Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm
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but mostly lack of other volunteers
changed Kevin's mind.
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- Kumbaya!
- Kumbaya!
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Kumbaya.
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Big boss!
Big boss!
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The tribe said their farewells.
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Kevin had given them something
they haven't had in a long time.
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Hope.
- Kevin.
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Bob.
(Big boss! Big boss!)
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Hey.
Tony, good luck to you.
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Tom.
Take care.
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And Chris.
See you later.
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- Hey Bob, you coming.
- Yes, yes.
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Big boss!
Big boss!
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Bye bye.
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Kevin felt pride. He was going
to be the one to save his tribe.
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Stuart felt,
hungry mostly.
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He was going to be the one
to eat this banana.
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- And Bob
- Oh.
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Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.
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And they were off.
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Off, to find their new boss.
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New York 1968
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- Oh, look at that one.
- Whoa!
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Whoa.
Look at that one.
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- Peace!
- Make love, not war!
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Peace to the world.
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The store is now closing.
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- Hey, what are you doing?
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Bob, where you?
- Get away from that.
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Oh, Kevin.
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And welcome back to
the Dating Game.
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Well Jennifer.
Have you decided
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which of these 3 gentlemen,
you'll go on a date with?
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- Is it Bob?
- Yeah. Go Bob.
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- Kevin.
- Look, it's Kevin.
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- Or will it be Stuart?
- Oh. Yo, Stuart.
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Gosh. This is so hard.
They all sounded so cute.
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I think I'm going
to go with...
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V... N... C...
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You're watching the top secret
Villain Network Channel.
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If you tell anyone,
we'll find you.
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Sponsored by Villain-Con.
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For 89 years straight. The biggest
gathering of criminals anywhere.
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Attend guest lectures
from esteem villains.
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Make contacts in the
underworld community.
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And, for the first time anywhere,
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Scarlet Overkill !
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Evil.
So evil.
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- Criminal genius.
- Hey. Girl's got to make a living.
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- Move aside, men.
- Make way.
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- There's a new bad man in town.
- Excuse me.
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And that man is a woman.
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- Crime isn't ready.
- It's red hot.
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Get to Villain-Con this weekend.
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Only at 545 Points Avenue,
Orlando, Florida.
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So much fun, it's a crime.
Heh-heh-heh.
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- Villain-Con, Orlando.
- Woo hoo.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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[NEW YORK]
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Oh yeah, far out.
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Welcome to Wayne, buddy.
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Oh, Walter look. These adorable little
freaks are heading to Orlando too.
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Yeah, I see that.
Hey, Walter Junior.
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- What's happening?
- Tina.
- Hi.
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Pinkie. What do you say
we give these fellows a ride?
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- New friends.
- All aboard the Nelson Express.
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You, one eye,
You're sitting next to me.
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Glad we came along before
some weirdos picked you up.
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Who wants apple slices?
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Oh, you too.
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Growing of a... boy like...
creatures need their strength.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, man.
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Alrighty.
Who needs to stretch their legs?
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-Yeah!
- Me me me.
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You wait right here.
We'll be right back.
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Okay, Nelsons.
Let's do this.
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Go.
Go go go.
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Okey dokey,
on the road again.
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Dad, we got company.
It's because I tripped the alarm.
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- I stink.
- Hey.
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We all make mistakes, sugar plum.
You're still learning.
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Whoa.
What!
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- Your father's right, Tina.
- Reload.
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- He wasn’t this good at being evil overnight.
- Reload.
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Your time is coming.
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Ah, it's jammed.
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Huh?
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- Okay, who did that?
- It's Stuart.
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- But but.
- That was great.
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Ha ha ha.
Thank you.
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Say, fellows.
Can I get personal for a second?
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Why are you
going to Orlando?
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Come on, you can tell us,
You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?
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Yes, Villain-Con.
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Villain-Con.
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Wow, so many bad guys in the car.
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- What fun.
- I knew it.
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I knew you were villains.
Didn't I, honey?
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What a small world.
Hope we're not in rival gangs.
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Heh heh heh.
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Pinkie, don't.
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Baby, huh?
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When we get to Orlando, I'm going to get
my favorite villains to sign my magazine.
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Dumo the Sumo.
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Oh, Kevin! You don't want to work for him.
He ate his last henchman.
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Frankie Fishlips.
He lives in the ocean.
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Uh.
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- Can you breathe under water?
- So so.
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Oh oh oh.
Look at her, Scarlet Overkill.
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The coolest supervillain, like ever.
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She started out as your average little girl.
Bracers, pig tails.
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But, by the time she was 13,
She built a criminal empire.
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If I was a Minion,
that's who I would work for.
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- Here we are, a beautiful Orlando.
- Yeah, we're here!
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Orlando
Coming soon!
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BAIT SHOP
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Hey gang, watch this.
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Welcome to the bait shop,
how can I help you?
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Yeah, hi.
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We are here for so much fun,
It's a crime,
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Woo-hoo.
Yeh!
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We're at Villain-Con.
We're at Villain-Con!
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LUV.2.ROB
NEW YORK
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Alright, here we go.
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Well, this is it. I want to tell you
and I really I mean this.
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I'm really appreciate what you did
back there with the cops. Really.
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Dad! It's Frankie Fishlips.
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- I can smell him from here!
- Junior, get my camera.
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Good luck in there, boys.
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I hope you find what
you are looking for.
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- Yeah, bye.
- Bye.
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- And here comes Villain-Con!
- Ha ha.
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- Yeah!
- Villain-Con.
- Ya-hoo.
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Any evil talents?
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Not bad.
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What about you?
Any evil talents?
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Hello. La la la.
La la la. Eh?
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That's not evil,
or a talent.
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Hello!
Laa! Ha ha.
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No?
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I'm sorry, but I'm not looking
for any more servants.
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Because I, Professor
Flux,
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have invented the
world's first Time machine,
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Every time I visit the future,
I bring my future self back to help me.
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Hello.
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Who's that over there,
Professor Flux from 2 weeks from now?
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As you can see,
I don't need any help.
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Oh. Way to go, guys.
We killed the original.
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- Huh!
- Aw!
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Shit.
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Villain-Con,
I present our keynote speaker.
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Scarlet Overkill.
The world's first female supervillain.
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Appearing right now
in Hall 8.
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Are you ready?
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Go.
Scarlet Overkill.
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Ha.
252
00:27:25,527 --> 00:27:29,155
Doesn't it feel so good
to be bad?
253
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:32,956
- Scarlet. Scarlet.
- Hu-hu-hu.
254
00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,685
Ha-ha-ha...
255
00:27:59,965 --> 00:28:02,932
Wow.
Thank you.
256
00:28:04,075 --> 00:28:06,702
Thank you so much.
257
00:28:07,008 --> 00:28:10,085
Okay.
Shh shh shh.
258
00:28:11,488 --> 00:28:19,218
When I started out, people said a woman
could never rob a bank as well as a man. Well.
259
00:28:19,784 --> 00:28:22,806
Time's changed.
260
00:28:22,887 --> 00:28:24,506
I love you, Scarlet!
261
00:28:24,531 --> 00:28:29,633
Look at all those faces out there,
we are all so different.
262
00:28:29,658 --> 00:28:31,949
But we have
one thing in common.
263
00:28:31,974 --> 00:28:35,541
We were born with flippers.
264
00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:39,100
No?
Just me?
265
00:28:39,397 --> 00:28:40,506
Okay.
266
00:28:40,874 --> 00:28:46,628
We have big dreams, and we will
do anything to make them come true.
267
00:28:46,653 --> 00:28:54,181
Have any of you ever dreamt of working
for the greatest supervillain of all time?
268
00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:58,721
Heh-heh-heh.
Well.
269
00:28:58,746 --> 00:29:05,187
What if I were to tell you, that I
am looking for a new henchman!
270
00:29:07,965 --> 00:29:15,429
I truly believe somewhere out there is a villain
with the potential to serve greatness.
271
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:19,189
- And it could be any of you.
- Whoa.
272
00:29:19,213 --> 00:29:21,561
Although let's not kid ourselves.
273
00:29:21,588 --> 00:29:26,973
Truly the man for this job
are Kevin and his Minions.
274
00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:29,763
10 times the evil and
half the package.
275
00:29:29,788 --> 00:29:31,630
I'm just in awe.
276
00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:36,871
Let's hear it for Kevin.
He saved his tribe!
277
00:29:36,896 --> 00:29:40,422
Kevin!
Kevin!
278
00:29:40,642 --> 00:29:43,156
- Kevin Kevin Kev...
- Hey, Kevin. Hey.
279
00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:44,415
Aw.
280
00:29:45,759 --> 00:29:49,288
So.
How should we do this?
281
00:29:49,313 --> 00:29:51,913
Hmm.
Oh.
282
00:29:51,938 --> 00:29:54,364
You see this tiny little trinket?
283
00:29:54,389 --> 00:29:56,925
Well, just take it from my hand
and you got the job.
284
00:29:56,950 --> 00:29:58,914
No big deal,
it's almost too simple.
285
00:29:58,939 --> 00:30:00,370
Eh heh heh.
286
00:30:00,969 --> 00:30:05,221
Oh, come on, don't be afraid.
Just take the stone and get that job.
287
00:30:05,246 --> 00:30:07,746
- Come on.
- Oh, okay.
288
00:30:08,978 --> 00:30:12,239
- That job is my.
- Uhf.
289
00:30:18,396 --> 00:30:20,480
Now, go easy on me.
290
00:30:21,046 --> 00:30:22,535
Heh-heh-heh-
291
00:30:22,582 --> 00:30:23,908
Aw!
292
00:30:23,933 --> 00:30:26,532
Love the costume.
293
00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:28,023
Ha!
294
00:30:30,425 --> 00:30:32,827
So cool!
295
00:30:45,483 --> 00:30:48,668
Is no one good enough?
296
00:30:50,743 --> 00:30:52,565
Bob!
297
00:30:53,657 --> 00:30:55,290
Hi ya!
298
00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:12,150
Awk.
299
00:31:12,175 --> 00:31:14,999
Didn't my speech inspired anyone
300
00:31:15,024 --> 00:31:18,293
to rise up and prove
themselves worthy?
301
00:31:18,318 --> 00:31:22,226
All these villains, and yet
I still have the- bear.
302
00:31:22,251 --> 00:31:24,352
Stuffed bear.
Why am I holding a bear?
303
00:31:24,377 --> 00:31:27,312
- Oh.
- Who has the ruby?
304
00:31:33,884 --> 00:31:36,960
Wow.
Who-Who are you?
305
00:31:36,985 --> 00:31:40,928
My... knights
in shiny denim.
306
00:31:40,953 --> 00:31:43,945
- I'm Kevin. This is Stuart.
- Yo.
- And Bob.
307
00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:47,161
- Minions!
- That was incredible.
308
00:31:47,186 --> 00:31:51,245
Behold, the last creatures
you expect to win the day.
309
00:31:51,270 --> 00:31:53,513
The emerged victorious.
310
00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:56,332
Everyone,
meet my new henchmen.
311
00:31:56,357 --> 00:31:58,384
The Minions!
312
00:31:58,409 --> 00:32:01,827
- Kumbaya! Ha ha!
- Kumbaya!
313
00:32:02,466 --> 00:32:04,477
Kumbaya!
314
00:32:04,502 --> 00:32:08,871
Hey! I know those guys.
I gave them a ride here.
315
00:32:08,896 --> 00:32:11,942
Woo.
Hoo-hoo-hoo.
316
00:32:13,487 --> 00:32:17,772
Buckle up, boys.
Next stop, England.
317
00:33:15,499 --> 00:33:18,358
Hello.
Hey, Kevin.
318
00:33:18,383 --> 00:33:21,682
Eh.
With Boss, in England.
319
00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:39,444
Oh. Uh...hello Kevin.
Did-Did you say England.
320
00:33:39,469 --> 00:33:41,018
Uh-huh.
The boss, yes.
321
00:33:41,043 --> 00:33:43,824
Scarlet Overkill.
Ah.
322
00:33:52,501 --> 00:33:54,080
Hello.
Hello?
323
00:33:54,105 --> 00:33:56,873
Oh. He hung up.
Hello.
324
00:34:05,707 --> 00:34:07,499
Wow.
325
00:34:16,194 --> 00:34:19,270
Here we go.
Come here.
326
00:34:19,295 --> 00:34:22,691
By the way.
I really like your bear.
327
00:34:22,716 --> 00:34:26,437
- Herb, my baby.
- You know I am.
328
00:34:26,462 --> 00:34:29,336
How did it go?
Were you evil?
329
00:34:29,361 --> 00:34:31,238
- So evil.
- Oh!
330
00:34:31,263 --> 00:34:34,615
A little bird dropped
this off today.
331
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,551
I Missed You!
♥ H.
332
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,985
It's me,
I'm the "H".
333
00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:43,279
Also, there's no birds.
Also me.
334
00:34:43,303 --> 00:34:44,716
Herb, seriously.
335
00:34:44,741 --> 00:34:46,791
I want to dig up that
William Shakespeare,
336
00:34:46,816 --> 00:34:49,433
so he can see
what true writing is.
337
00:34:49,458 --> 00:34:50,928
I love it.
338
00:34:50,968 --> 00:34:53,764
That works because I love you.
339
00:34:53,789 --> 00:34:57,197
Well, I love you too.
340
00:35:00,987 --> 00:35:04,109
Boys.
Could you come here please?
341
00:35:04,134 --> 00:35:11,172
Meet my husband, Herb.
Inventor, super genius, fox.
342
00:35:11,197 --> 00:35:13,445
Herb, these are the new recruits.
343
00:35:13,470 --> 00:35:17,666
Kevin, Stuart and
that cute little one is Bob.
344
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:24,839
Right on. You guys are crazy little and
way yellow, and I digged that.
345
00:35:28,225 --> 00:35:30,205
Sweet, man.
346
00:35:34,678 --> 00:35:36,152
- Wow.
- Cool house.
347
00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:38,095
I know, right?
348
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:42,264
Just a few thing I stole
to help fill the void.
349
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:48,885
Checking out my can?
350
00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:50,289
We stole that because finally
351
00:35:50,321 --> 00:35:52,961
someone expressed my love
of soup in painting form.
352
00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:54,578
- Wow.
- Woo.
353
00:35:54,603 --> 00:35:59,082
Okay, listen up.
It is time to get down to business.
354
00:35:59,603 --> 00:36:01,431
Do you know who this is?
355
00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:03,312
Uh.
La cockroach?
356
00:36:03,337 --> 00:36:07,924
This is Queen Elizabeth,
ruler of England.
357
00:36:08,165 --> 00:36:11,939
I love England.
Their music, the fashion.
358
00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:15,294
I'm seriously thinking about
overthrowing it someday.
359
00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:20,500
Anyway. This pale drinking water
oversees it all.
360
00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:23,468
I'm her biggest fan,
loved her work.
361
00:36:23,493 --> 00:36:27,090
And I really really really
want her crown.
362
00:36:30,247 --> 00:36:33,651
Stealing the crown and
all your dreams come true.
363
00:36:33,676 --> 00:36:35,152
Respect!
364
00:36:35,177 --> 00:36:36,225
Power!
365
00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:38,060
Banana!
366
00:36:38,085 --> 00:36:40,190
Banana!
367
00:36:50,093 --> 00:36:52,131
Huh, Henry!
368
00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:57,775
369
00:37:33,979 --> 00:37:35,524
No.
Oh oh, no.
370
00:37:35,549 --> 00:37:37,092
Don't get too close, boys.
371
00:37:37,092 --> 00:37:39,701
When it's completed, it will
be my ultimate weapon. But.
372
00:37:39,726 --> 00:37:44,296
Right now, it's leaking radiation.
Like you would not believe.
373
00:37:45,410 --> 00:37:49,264
So you're here for gear.
374
00:37:52,515 --> 00:37:55,715
- Bob, Robert, Bobby my boy.
- Yes?
375
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:59,939
You get my far out
stretch suit.
376
00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:04,915
Kevin, Kevo, Seventh Kevin.
377
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:08,601
You are the proud owner
of my Lava Lamp gun.
378
00:38:08,843 --> 00:38:12,197
This baby shoots actual lava.
379
00:38:13,136 --> 00:38:14,551
Pretty cool, right?
380
00:38:14,576 --> 00:38:19,824
And finally, Stu, Stu-art,
Stuperman, Pitstu.
381
00:38:19,849 --> 00:38:23,214
I got you the coolest invention,
probably ever.
382
00:38:24,242 --> 00:38:26,604
Hypno hat!
383
00:38:32,816 --> 00:38:35,307
You can use it
to hypnotize anyone.
384
00:38:35,332 --> 00:38:36,667
Anyone!
385
00:38:36,692 --> 00:38:39,492
Oh, you look so great.
386
00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:43,474
I feel like a proud mama
with 3 dashing evil sons.
387
00:38:43,499 --> 00:38:46,128
Uh. Scarlet. Scarlet.
388
00:38:46,403 --> 00:38:49,455
No, no, don't say anything,
I wouldn't understand.
389
00:38:49,487 --> 00:38:54,159
It's getting late, you had a big day.
You must be exhausted.
390
00:38:57,732 --> 00:38:59,987
Wow.
He can sure bounce.
391
00:39:00,012 --> 00:39:05,011
Well, maybe I'll settle them down
with a bedtime story.
392
00:39:08,992 --> 00:39:10,666
How does that sound, Bob?
393
00:39:10,691 --> 00:39:13,090
Bob? Bob?
Bob!
394
00:39:13,115 --> 00:39:14,550
Oh.
Bedtime story?
395
00:39:14,575 --> 00:39:16,240
That, is a groovy idea,
396
00:39:16,265 --> 00:39:21,744
I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.
This is going to be so fun!
397
00:39:22,064 --> 00:39:23,343
And the bedtime story.
398
00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:28,165
Oh, yes, I've got a really really
good bedtime borey.
399
00:39:28,190 --> 00:39:33,231
Once upon a time
there were 3 little pigs.
400
00:39:33,842 --> 00:39:39,795
One fateful day, the pigs
encountered a big bad wolf,
401
00:39:40,803 --> 00:39:43,486
who had a wonderful
surprise for them,
402
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:48,470
The wolf offered the 3 piggies and
all their friends a job working for her.
403
00:39:48,495 --> 00:39:51,720
Everyone would be so happy.
404
00:39:52,187 --> 00:39:55,818
All the 3 little piggies had to do
was just steal one little crown.
405
00:39:55,843 --> 00:40:01,465
That the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since
she was a penniless little street cub.
406
00:40:01,490 --> 00:40:05,263
Unloved and abandoned.
407
00:40:05,288 --> 00:40:08,850
But that crown would mean
she was a princess.
408
00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:11,074
And everybody loves the princess.
409
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:14,198
So, the wolf sent the
piggies to get that crown.
410
00:40:15,843 --> 00:40:18,386
But the little piggies weren't
up to the challenge.
411
00:40:18,411 --> 00:40:20,665
They failed their mission.
412
00:40:20,697 --> 00:40:23,783
So the wolf huffed and puffed
413
00:40:23,808 --> 00:40:27,535
and she blew them off
the face of the earth.
414
00:40:32,935 --> 00:40:34,493
The End.
415
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:41,947
Good luck getting the crown
tomorrow, little piggies.
416
00:40:42,756 --> 00:40:45,701
I know you won't disappoint me.
417
00:40:53,301 --> 00:40:55,483
Tower of London
418
00:40:55,508 --> 00:40:56,609
Tower of London - LONDON
419
00:41:11,297 --> 00:41:13,894
Hello.
3 please.
420
00:41:13,919 --> 00:41:16,878
You are not allowed
to enter without an adult.
421
00:41:16,903 --> 00:41:19,128
Scram, hooligans.
422
00:41:36,115 --> 00:41:38,769
How many tickets, please?
423
00:41:39,548 --> 00:41:41,407
3, please.
424
00:41:41,654 --> 00:41:44,571
1 please.
1.
425
00:41:49,789 --> 00:41:53,402
- Enjoy yourself, love.
- Thank you.
426
00:42:18,485 --> 00:42:22,266
Hey!
What are you doing here?
427
00:42:23,468 --> 00:42:25,865
This is a restricted area!
428
00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:27,889
Hands in the air!
429
00:42:28,743 --> 00:42:30,111
Let me do it.
430
00:42:34,451 --> 00:42:36,224
Stop that!
431
00:42:38,674 --> 00:42:41,358
Get back!
432
00:43:57,113 --> 00:43:59,210
So.
433
00:43:59,235 --> 00:44:03,041
You came for the
queen's crown, did you?
434
00:44:03,066 --> 00:44:06,203
Well, you're gonna
have to get through me.
435
00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:09,427
The keeper!
Of the crown.
436
00:44:14,454 --> 00:44:18,892
You think it's funny
to mock the elderly, do ya?
437
00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:22,063
I've been up here
for decades.
438
00:44:22,088 --> 00:44:27,658
Just waiting for someone to try
and steal the queen's treasure.
439
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:30,353
Okay.
Me will do it.
440
00:44:31,443 --> 00:44:34,950
What are you saying?
And I don't care!
441
00:44:34,975 --> 00:44:37,079
Hee hee.
Ha ha ha.
442
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,900
Oh no, you don't.
443
00:44:43,733 --> 00:44:45,905
Get out of the way.
444
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,296
Hello.
445
00:45:49,293 --> 00:45:51,200
Hello.
446
00:45:51,225 --> 00:45:52,781
- Stop the bloke!
- Stop him, men!
447
00:45:52,806 --> 00:45:55,229
- To the legs.
- Freeze.
448
00:45:59,611 --> 00:46:00,937
Aw.
Manic.
449
00:46:00,962 --> 00:46:03,095
Kevin!
450
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,448
The Queen's been kidnapped, Sgt.
451
00:46:10,473 --> 00:46:12,073
Blimey!
452
00:46:35,702 --> 00:46:38,964
- What's going on?
- Hello.
453
00:46:44,459 --> 00:46:49,842
Gentlemen do not steal
ladies' crowns!
454
00:47:05,987 --> 00:47:08,716
Oh, no no no...
455
00:47:12,314 --> 00:47:14,273
Oh-Oh dear!
456
00:47:27,672 --> 00:47:31,045
You scoundrel.
After them!
457
00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:34,602
Stop the blighter!
458
00:47:34,627 --> 00:47:36,883
- Stop the blighter!
[SWORD IN THE STONE]
459
00:47:37,671 --> 00:47:39,676
You're surrounded.
460
00:47:55,575 --> 00:47:57,801
Oh, blimey!
461
00:47:57,940 --> 00:48:01,845
One of England's most famous myths
has become a reality.
462
00:48:01,989 --> 00:48:04,343
As a new king
has been crowned.
463
00:48:04,368 --> 00:48:07,461
Bob, who appears to be
a bald jaundice child
464
00:48:07,486 --> 00:48:09,968
Has pulled the famed sword
right from it's stone
465
00:48:09,993 --> 00:48:13,774
which legend dictates,
makes him the new king,
466
00:48:13,932 --> 00:48:16,678
Tiny yellow traitor!
467
00:48:29,918 --> 00:48:32,683
Ah-ha-ha.
England!
468
00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:36,192
England!
England!
469
00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:38,364
England.
470
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,939
- England.
- England.
471
00:48:42,158 --> 00:48:43,905
- England.
- England.
472
00:49:31,021 --> 00:49:33,090
Hello, King Bob.
473
00:49:33,115 --> 00:49:35,654
Welcome to Buckingham Palace.
474
00:49:35,678 --> 00:49:37,499
Uh.
No.
475
00:49:37,525 --> 00:49:39,625
Oh.
What's the matter, Your Majesty?
476
00:49:39,650 --> 00:49:41,733
Whatever is bothering you,
we can make it right.
477
00:49:41,758 --> 00:49:44,702
- Just name it.
- Oh.
478
00:50:11,999 --> 00:50:13,711
King Bob!
479
00:50:13,736 --> 00:50:15,918
- Yeh!
- Hurrah!
480
00:50:15,943 --> 00:50:17,947
- King Bob!
- Yeh.
481
00:50:54,541 --> 00:50:56,540
King Bob!
482
00:51:07,119 --> 00:51:09,132
Whoa, wait.
483
00:51:19,124 --> 00:51:21,884
- Yee-ha!
- King Bob.
484
00:51:39,004 --> 00:51:40,729
Yes, King Bob.
485
00:51:43,112 --> 00:51:44,666
King Bob?
486
00:51:45,016 --> 00:51:47,030
King Bob?
487
00:51:58,433 --> 00:52:00,467
Ball...
488
00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:03,237
How dare you.
Aw!
489
00:52:09,491 --> 00:52:10,758
Scarlet.
490
00:52:10,783 --> 00:52:14,480
Don't you Scarlet me.
You backstabbing little traitors!
491
00:52:14,505 --> 00:52:18,106
Using Herb's inventions
to steal my crown!
492
00:52:19,668 --> 00:52:22,015
I feel used
not going to lie.
493
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,726
You stole my dream.
494
00:52:24,751 --> 00:52:27,842
I was going to conquer
England some day.
495
00:52:27,867 --> 00:52:29,851
There was going
to be a coronation.
496
00:52:29,876 --> 00:52:32,482
And I was going
to be made queen,
497
00:52:32,507 --> 00:52:34,434
Every moment was planned.
498
00:52:34,459 --> 00:52:37,793
I would wear a dress
so sparkly and glowed.
499
00:52:37,818 --> 00:52:40,923
And everyone whoever doubted me
500
00:52:40,948 --> 00:52:45,144
Would be watching
and they would be crying.
501
00:52:45,169 --> 00:52:48,603
I was going to be the picture
of elegance and class!
502
00:52:48,628 --> 00:52:51,527
And you pinheads
screwed it up!
503
00:52:51,552 --> 00:52:54,053
No no no.
The crown, for you.
504
00:52:54,404 --> 00:52:56,149
No, no no.
King Bob.
505
00:52:56,174 --> 00:52:58,939
You cannot just abdicate the throne.
506
00:52:58,964 --> 00:53:00,794
Who invited the square?
507
00:53:00,819 --> 00:53:04,443
And you definitely cannot just
give the job to this woman.
508
00:53:04,468 --> 00:53:06,172
There are laws.
509
00:53:06,197 --> 00:53:07,497
Laws?
510
00:53:15,069 --> 00:53:17,388
Bob King has official changed the law.
511
00:53:17,413 --> 00:53:21,156
Clearing the way for Scarlet Overkill
to be crowned Queen of England,
512
00:53:21,181 --> 00:53:24,505
She will be coronated at London's
historic Westminster Abbey.
513
00:53:24,530 --> 00:53:25,926
If I'm wasn't so polite,
514
00:53:25,951 --> 00:53:28,536
I say this spells certain
doom for the country,
515
00:53:28,561 --> 00:53:30,013
If not, the world.
516
00:53:30,038 --> 00:53:33,790
But, I'm so very polite,
that I shall keep my mouth shut.
517
00:53:33,815 --> 00:53:36,720
But, seriously,
we are all in big trouble.
518
00:53:40,195 --> 00:53:42,739
I don't have time
to answer any questions.
519
00:53:42,764 --> 00:53:46,061
I'm just above and
beyond the call of duty.
520
00:53:46,086 --> 00:53:51,855
You are 3 tiny golden
pill shaped miracle workers.
521
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:56,296
And you have stolen not just England,
but my heart.
522
00:53:56,330 --> 00:53:58,766
- Scarlet, over here.
- Over here.
523
00:54:00,278 --> 00:54:01,888
Pardon Me?
524
00:54:04,173 --> 00:54:07,042
Wow, so many.
525
00:54:07,067 --> 00:54:08,730
Good for you,
526
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,354
Well.
You all get what you deserved.
527
00:54:43,699 --> 00:54:45,882
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
528
00:54:49,197 --> 00:54:50,725
Problem.
529
00:54:56,081 --> 00:54:58,250
I don't want you to
take this the wrong way.
530
00:54:58,275 --> 00:54:59,605
But I hate you.
531
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,846
I thought I could
get over what you did.
532
00:55:01,871 --> 00:55:04,945
But I feel so betrayed.
533
00:55:04,970 --> 00:55:09,168
I think, yes, I think
we're gonna have to break up.
534
00:55:09,193 --> 00:55:11,508
And it's not you.
535
00:55:11,763 --> 00:55:12,970
Oh wait, hold on.
536
00:55:13,009 --> 00:55:15,517
It is you.
It's a 100% you.
537
00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:17,047
Huh.
No no.
538
00:55:17,072 --> 00:55:21,405
So get comfortable, Minions.
Get real real comfortable.
539
00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:29,077
Because this is where you're going to spend
the rest of your worthless little lives.
540
00:55:30,471 --> 00:55:34,326
Alright, let's do this.
541
00:55:35,429 --> 00:55:39,837
Who's this handsome Herb fellow?
No, My name is Blerb.
542
00:55:39,862 --> 00:55:41,622
I'm a-a dungeon master.
543
00:55:41,647 --> 00:55:44,887
Prepared for torture, which I do.
544
00:55:45,785 --> 00:55:47,546
Alright, are we comfy?
545
00:55:47,571 --> 00:55:51,482
Doesn't matter.
This is torture.
546
00:55:57,073 --> 00:56:00,542
Wow, harder than I thought.
Next machine.
547
00:56:00,567 --> 00:56:06,249
Oh, welcome to hang town.
Population, you.
548
00:56:12,459 --> 00:56:15,219
Cut it that.
This is really unprofessional.
549
00:56:15,244 --> 00:56:16,692
No laughing in the dungeon,
550
00:56:16,717 --> 00:56:19,258
I want to see tears and
I want to hear screams.
551
00:56:19,283 --> 00:56:20,966
Or I'm gonna get..
552
00:56:20,991 --> 00:56:22,228
- Wait.
- Hey.
553
00:56:22,253 --> 00:56:25,329
Eww, I've got a groovy idea.
554
00:56:26,896 --> 00:56:29,825
Look at this.
Ah-ha-ha.
555
00:56:35,107 --> 00:56:38,391
Hello, the future King Herb Overkill.
556
00:56:38,416 --> 00:56:40,759
Please come upstairs to
prepare for the coronation.
557
00:56:40,784 --> 00:56:43,972
Well, I hope you learn
your lesson for today.
558
00:56:44,608 --> 00:56:50,402
And by the way, it was me,
Herb, the whole time.
559
00:56:51,246 --> 00:56:54,477
I don't even know
anyone named Blerb.
560
00:56:58,004 --> 00:57:03,231
I am hours away from becoming
the Queen of England.
561
00:57:03,256 --> 00:57:05,038
I know, it's a gas.
562
00:57:05,063 --> 00:57:07,273
- I will finally get my crown.
- Yeah.
563
00:57:07,303 --> 00:57:08,725
It's all I ever wanted.
564
00:57:08,756 --> 00:57:11,892
I'm going to be so happy.
565
00:57:11,917 --> 00:57:15,000
But, let me ask you
something, Fabrice.
566
00:57:15,025 --> 00:57:19,188
Does that,
look like this to you?
567
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:26,114
Mrs. Overkill, the hair in the picture
is just 2 wavy lines.
568
00:57:26,139 --> 00:57:29,046
So. So what now,
you're an art critic?
569
00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:31,957
I drew that when
I was 5 years old.
570
00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:34,079
Get out of my sight.
571
00:57:37,177 --> 00:57:39,147
Bye, Fabrice.
572
00:57:39,172 --> 00:57:41,906
I liked him,
he was fun.
573
00:57:41,931 --> 00:57:43,569
So, what do you think
of the dress?
574
00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:45,695
Oh, it's so beautiful,
575
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:50,250
so fashion forward,
so Valentino.
576
00:57:50,275 --> 00:57:52,864
Got the sweetheart neckline
because you're my sweetheart.
577
00:57:52,889 --> 00:57:57,035
The high colored and cinch waist reflect
a simpler more valentine.
578
00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:58,827
The material is a blend of taffeta
579
00:57:58,852 --> 00:58:00,639
and high density body armor.
580
00:58:00,664 --> 00:58:02,868
Fully armed and loaded.
581
00:58:03,393 --> 00:58:06,071
And they glow.
That's nuclear.
582
00:58:06,096 --> 00:58:08,761
Nice.
Just one more thing to do.
583
00:58:08,786 --> 00:58:11,039
Got to look good
for the public.
584
00:58:11,702 --> 00:58:14,610
- Do you mind?
- My pleasure.
585
00:58:15,678 --> 00:58:18,766
A little tighter, sweetie.
Come on, I can take it.
586
00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:20,715
A little tighter.
587
00:58:20,948 --> 00:58:22,427
Tighter.
588
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:26,368
Must have tighter waist.
589
00:58:26,393 --> 00:58:28,843
Seems to work.
Seems to work.
590
00:58:28,995 --> 00:58:30,228
Losing feeling in my legs.
591
00:58:30,253 --> 00:58:32,702
Perfect.
Tight, tight tight tight.
592
00:58:38,556 --> 00:58:39,760
Bob, Stuart.
593
00:58:39,790 --> 00:58:41,418
- Huh?
- Help me.
594
00:58:41,443 --> 00:58:43,026
Lift up.
Lift up.
595
00:58:43,183 --> 00:58:45,046
Lift up.
Lift up.
596
00:58:46,139 --> 00:58:48,515
Help me.
Help me!
597
00:59:21,379 --> 00:59:23,236
SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS
598
00:59:23,261 --> 00:59:27,433
SORRY SCARLET
599
00:59:56,272 --> 00:59:58,262
I love you, Scarlet!
600
00:59:58,287 --> 01:00:02,638
Queen wave. Queen wave.
Queen waving.
601
01:00:10,753 --> 01:00:15,866
I'm so so excited. This is perfect.
Everyone looks so nice.
602
01:00:15,891 --> 01:00:20,095
Oh, you're just adorable.
603
01:00:21,007 --> 01:00:22,509
Oh.
Yes!
604
01:00:22,534 --> 01:00:24,750
And that music.
605
01:00:24,775 --> 01:00:27,687
Who is that organist?
She's good.
606
01:00:27,716 --> 01:00:29,693
Right?
She looks like an Edna.
607
01:00:29,718 --> 01:00:33,088
- Edna! You're very good.
- Who's that?
608
01:00:36,151 --> 01:00:39,222
Thanks for doing this, Padre.
Big fan.
609
01:00:39,251 --> 01:00:43,389
Come here, let me squeeze you.
You're so squishy.
610
01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:51,951
Will you to your power cause Law
and Justice, in Mercy,
611
01:02:19,519 --> 01:02:22,523
Do you Scarlet Overkill...
612
01:02:56,975 --> 01:03:03,926
I proclaim thee, Scarlet Overkill,
the Queen of England.
613
01:03:06,536 --> 01:03:08,143
Kevin.
614
01:03:15,036 --> 01:03:17,944
Scarlet. Scarlet.
My queen.
615
01:03:17,969 --> 01:03:20,392
Somebody help me!
616
01:03:21,608 --> 01:03:24,299
Come on, come on.
Lift on 2.
617
01:03:24,338 --> 01:03:26,905
1, 2...
618
01:03:39,224 --> 01:03:44,618
- Scarlet, you're okay.
- He tried to kill me!
619
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:48,672
Guys. This is no
longer a coronation.
620
01:03:48,697 --> 01:03:51,369
It is an execution!
621
01:03:51,394 --> 01:03:53,538
Get them!
622
01:03:57,492 --> 01:04:01,406
Whoa Nelly!
Run fellows, run!
623
01:04:45,973 --> 01:04:48,065
You are mine.
624
01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:09,536
Hey.
I've got one.
625
01:05:58,045 --> 01:06:00,444
Mind the gap.
626
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:04,074
Mind the gap.
627
01:06:07,216 --> 01:06:09,018
Mind the gap.
628
01:06:09,043 --> 01:06:11,099
Mind the gap.
629
01:06:21,648 --> 01:06:23,760
Now, what about this one.
630
01:06:23,785 --> 01:06:26,910
Why did the Queen
go to the dentist?
631
01:06:26,935 --> 01:06:30,848
To get her teeth crowned.
Ha-ha-ha.
632
01:06:31,618 --> 01:06:34,499
Tell us another one, Lizzie.
633
01:06:36,017 --> 01:06:38,054
Oh, it's you,
634
01:06:38,079 --> 01:06:43,260
Everyone, this is one of the little fellows
who stole the monarchy from me.
635
01:06:43,285 --> 01:06:46,606
And hows that
working out for you?
636
01:06:48,119 --> 01:06:51,826
Oh, yes yes.
I saw what was going on, on the telly.
637
01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:57,655
What was meant to be the coronation of
Scarlet Overkill has gone terribly wrong.
638
01:06:59,659 --> 01:07:03,227
Kevin. Kevin.
I know you're out there.
639
01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:08,469
You think you'd gotten away,
well, what do we have here?
640
01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:10,289
Bob?
Stuart?
641
01:07:10,314 --> 01:07:12,734
Which one shall I kill first?
642
01:07:12,759 --> 01:07:18,617
Little Bob. Stuart.
Bob. Stuart. Hmm.
643
01:07:18,642 --> 01:07:24,016
I will do it, Kevin,
if you're not back here by dawn.
644
01:07:24,041 --> 01:07:25,812
Oh my.
645
01:07:45,310 --> 01:07:47,490
There he is.
646
01:07:55,646 --> 01:07:57,732
Follow me.
647
01:08:09,695 --> 01:08:12,832
Harder.
It's just my head.
648
01:08:15,203 --> 01:08:18,866
This way. Go get him.
Go-go-go...
649
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:34,947
[DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON ⇒]
650
01:08:35,888 --> 01:08:37,423
[DO NOT FLIP THIS SWITCH]
651
01:08:38,872 --> 01:08:40,605
[DO NOT PULL THIS LEVER!]
652
01:08:46,097 --> 01:08:48,615
[DO NOT BLOW IN THIS HOLE ⇒]
Ultimate weapon initiated.
653
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,204
Activation in
654
01:08:50,229 --> 01:08:51,254
3.
655
01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:52,206
2.
656
01:08:52,231 --> 01:08:53,696
1.
657
01:09:22,330 --> 01:09:24,213
Hello.
658
01:09:33,094 --> 01:09:34,985
This is it, boys.
659
01:09:35,125 --> 01:09:37,339
Things do not look good for you.
660
01:09:37,364 --> 01:09:39,888
Oh.
And I'm keeping the bear.
661
01:09:40,713 --> 01:09:43,051
You're not going to need it
in where you're going.
662
01:09:43,135 --> 01:09:44,863
Heaven.
663
01:09:59,605 --> 01:10:03,582
Bye bye. Say bye bye, Bob.
Bye bye.
664
01:10:42,415 --> 01:10:45,425
Wait, what?
How did he?
665
01:10:45,463 --> 01:10:47,120
Hold my bear.
666
01:11:15,998 --> 01:11:17,509
So, that's your plan?
667
01:11:17,534 --> 01:11:21,941
Make yourself a bigger target?
Ha-ha-ha.
668
01:11:34,058 --> 01:11:37,029
YAH!
669
01:11:48,204 --> 01:11:49,861
Ha ha ha ha.
670
01:11:55,447 --> 01:11:56,848
And so help me.
671
01:11:56,873 --> 01:12:00,795
I never want to see another one
of your goofy buttered faces ever again!
672
01:12:00,820 --> 01:12:02,037
Scarlet!
Scarlet!
673
01:12:02,062 --> 01:12:03,254
What?
674
01:12:03,279 --> 01:12:04,696
Scarlet!
Scarlet!
675
01:12:04,721 --> 01:12:07,611
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
676
01:12:09,429 --> 01:12:13,458
Oh no, you don't.
Ha!
677
01:12:19,408 --> 01:12:22,236
And just for the record,
my little double eggs.
678
01:12:22,261 --> 01:12:26,741
You can thank Kevin for
what I'm about to do to you!
679
01:12:26,766 --> 01:12:29,711
Aw! Ou!
Ou.
680
01:12:37,502 --> 01:12:38,917
Tony!
Hey hey.
681
01:12:38,942 --> 01:12:41,399
Tom!
And Chris!
682
01:12:58,118 --> 01:12:59,967
Eww.
683
01:13:03,230 --> 01:13:04,627
Enough!
684
01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:09,815
This... ends... now...!
685
01:13:36,445 --> 01:13:40,477
Ha-ha-ha, you imbecile.
Have fun exploding.
686
01:13:40,502 --> 01:13:42,426
Take me
home...
687
01:13:42,451 --> 01:13:45,444
- What's the rush?
- Got to get out of here.
688
01:13:46,090 --> 01:13:49,753
Let... us... go!
689
01:13:52,518 --> 01:13:55,552
Whoa!
690
01:13:56,563 --> 01:13:59,476
No, no no no...
691
01:14:07,827 --> 01:14:10,918
KEVIN!
692
01:14:51,742 --> 01:14:53,248
Look!
693
01:15:22,404 --> 01:15:24,128
Ouch.
694
01:15:57,070 --> 01:15:59,225
Ladies and gentlemen.
695
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:04,936
We are here today
to celebrate the Minions.
696
01:16:09,448 --> 01:16:13,601
The country owes you a
great debt of gratitude.
697
01:16:13,794 --> 01:16:19,485
Bob, you were a wise and
noble king for all of 8 hours.
698
01:16:19,510 --> 01:16:22,965
So for you,
I offer this tiny crown
699
01:16:22,990 --> 01:16:25,797
for your Teddy Bear, Tim.
700
01:16:26,707 --> 01:16:28,850
Thank you.
Thank you.
701
01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:30,636
Oh.
Very good, Bob.
702
01:16:30,661 --> 01:16:34,431
Oh...
Oh, spectacular!
703
01:16:34,456 --> 01:16:37,867
I'm so proud of you boys.
704
01:16:37,892 --> 01:16:40,388
- Oh, Stuart.
- Ah.
705
01:16:40,509 --> 01:16:46,881
For you, I have this beautiful,
super duper incredible
706
01:16:46,906 --> 01:16:48,879
snow globe.
707
01:16:50,881 --> 01:16:52,381
And, look look.
708
01:16:52,406 --> 01:16:54,798
Hours of excitement.
709
01:16:54,823 --> 01:16:59,465
Oh, ah. Yippee.
Thank you.
710
01:17:01,494 --> 01:17:05,524
Oh, Stuart.
We're just messing with you.
711
01:17:05,549 --> 01:17:09,388
Don't be mad at me.
It's was Kevin's idea.
712
01:17:10,848 --> 01:17:13,849
We have a much
better surprise for you.
713
01:17:13,874 --> 01:17:16,280
Here.
A Super Mega Ukulele.
714
01:17:16,305 --> 01:17:19,175
Wo-Wow.
Cool.
715
01:17:53,791 --> 01:17:55,333
Thank you.
716
01:17:55,513 --> 01:17:57,087
Right.
717
01:17:57,607 --> 01:18:00,366
And finally, Kevin.
718
01:18:02,537 --> 01:18:06,146
You are hero of the
highest order.
719
01:18:06,171 --> 01:18:11,122
For your bravery and valor,
I am knighting you.
720
01:18:11,147 --> 01:18:15,070
From here on out,
you are Sir Kevin.
721
01:18:15,406 --> 01:18:17,235
Well done.
722
01:18:26,876 --> 01:18:29,134
What a beautiful moment.
723
01:18:29,159 --> 01:18:31,246
- Kumbaya!
- Kumbaya!
724
01:18:31,271 --> 01:18:36,629
The nation and the world was
celebrating Kevin, Stuart, and Bob,
725
01:18:36,654 --> 01:18:38,841
that last few thousand years
weren't enough.
726
01:18:38,866 --> 01:18:44,083
No question but things were
finally going their way.
727
01:18:44,108 --> 01:18:47,699
Kevin had never been more proud.
728
01:18:47,724 --> 01:18:49,726
But something was missing.
729
01:18:49,751 --> 01:18:53,219
Ha ha, yes. Good show
Good show.
730
01:18:54,051 --> 01:18:57,160
My crown is gone.
It's gone!
731
01:18:57,185 --> 01:18:59,987
- Blimey!
- She lost the crown.
732
01:19:03,416 --> 01:19:05,602
Ha-ha-ha...
733
01:19:11,472 --> 01:19:13,080
They took everything from me.
734
01:19:13,105 --> 01:19:15,552
My castle.
My reputation.
735
01:19:15,577 --> 01:19:18,250
Things looked bleak, baby,
I'm not gonna lie.
736
01:19:18,275 --> 01:19:22,774
But now, at least,
I have my crown!
737
01:19:36,387 --> 01:19:39,186
Fellow, give me that back.
738
01:19:39,211 --> 01:19:42,372
No, I don't think so.
739
01:19:42,397 --> 01:19:45,758
You have no idea
who you are messing with.
740
01:19:45,783 --> 01:19:49,325
I'm the greatest
supervillain of all time.
741
01:19:49,775 --> 01:19:52,350
Oh, were you?
742
01:20:23,703 --> 01:20:29,918
Are you really going to allow that
little penguin to make off with my crown?
743
01:20:30,718 --> 01:20:35,282
Oh, Herb.
I'm done.
744
01:20:39,047 --> 01:20:41,930
For Me?
Oh.
745
01:20:41,955 --> 01:20:45,701
Yes, for you.
Bye bye.
746
01:20:45,726 --> 01:20:47,863
Big boss!
747
01:20:49,389 --> 01:20:53,898
And that is how the Minions
found their new boss.
748
01:20:53,923 --> 01:20:55,933
He was cunning.
He was evil.
749
01:20:55,958 --> 01:20:57,508
He was perfect.
750
01:20:57,533 --> 01:20:59,492
He was...
751
01:20:59,517 --> 01:21:02,313
despicable.
752
01:21:05,383 --> 01:21:10,468
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