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♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
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Okay, Roy McCormick fan or not, you gotta
admit, the guy is a Cinderella story.
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He grows up without two nickels
to rub together, and look at him now.
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He's led Ohio Polytech
to three championships.
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He is one of the best coaches
in college basketball.
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And he's also the best paid,
but let's be realistic.
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Coach Roy has not won in, what, forever.
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♪ Leave the smack
and the crack for the whack ♪
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♪ Or the vile and the nine
keep a smile like that ♪
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♪ Leave the knife and the gun
in the store ♪
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♪ And ignore temptation
sent by the nation ♪
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♪ Racial gain causes pain
need a new rep ♪
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In my opinion,
he's more interested in endorsements
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than winning basketball games, Sally.
It's that simple.
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♪ Black on black,
remember that it's important ♪
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♪ Anyway the shunless one
brings forth the fun ♪
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Hey! Hi. I'm Coach Roy.
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When I get hot under the collar,
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I cool off with Cool Breeze.
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♪ You're too young
to be plunked in a casket ♪
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♪ Just get your boys and bring the noise ♪
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♪ And just swing it
and party people, sing it ♪
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-♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
-♪ Treat me right ♪
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-♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪
-♪ Treat me right ♪
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-♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
-♪ Treat me right ♪
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MAN: See, Coach Roy is slippin',
because right now,
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his best statistic on the season--
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eight technical fouls
in his last eight games.
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-That's hardly championship coaching.
-(audience laughing)
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MAN #2: You ate eight hamburgers
at lunch, you know.
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♪ Six-foot-three and maybe a quarter
of an inch bigger ♪
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♪ Than last year but, still,
a unique figure ♪
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♪ Rob Swinger, Doc No,
Dinky and Hot Dog know ♪
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♪ That I'm a man that
was born to have a mic on ♪
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♪ Next to me at all times
ready to kick a rhyme ♪
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♪ That'll keep me out of financial bind ♪
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♪ That's why when it comes
to fans I'm never mean ♪
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Look, the fact is this. Roy has lost touch
with the fundamentals,
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and he's also lost touch with his team.
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♪ 'Cause if these kids
don't go buy a record ♪
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Y'all can take some pictures,
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but I'm not gonna be able
to sign any autographs right now.
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As you can see, I'm very busy.
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Roy better get his stuff together, because
otherwise, he'll be coaching at DeVry.
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And they don't even have
a basketball team.
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And that's the joke, see?
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-♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
-♪ Treat me right ♪
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♪ Party people in the house listen up ♪
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♪ I'm the man with the plan
and the man rips it up ♪
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♪ Peace to Howie T. good lookin', "G" ♪
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(cheering)
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COACH ROY:
Okay, guys, real important game today.
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I need you to be 100%.
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Unfortunately, I can't be there. I'm doin'
a photo shoot for Details magazine.
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It's gonna run late. I'll be there
at halftime, and you'd better not lose,
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-because losing makes me look bad.
-(tape clicks)
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-♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
-♪ Treat me right ♪
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-♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪
-♪ Treat me right ♪
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♪ Leave the smack and the crack
for the whack ♪
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♪ Or the vile and the nine
keep a smile like that ♪
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♪ Leave the knife and the gun
in the store ♪
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♪ And ignore temptation
sent by the nation ♪
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♪ Racial gain causes pain need a new rep ♪
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♪ In your hearts and minds
never forget Yusef Hawkins ♪
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♪ And when you're walkin'
you don't just run ♪
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♪ Black on black,
remember that it's important ♪
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♪ Anyway the shunless one
brings forth the fun ♪
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♪ No hatred the summer's almost done ♪
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♪ No time for sleep jump in your Jeep ♪
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♪ And pump up the funky beat
a whole week ♪
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♪ Beeper goes off
yo, smash it, then trash it ♪
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♪ You're too young
to be plunked in a casket ♪
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♪ Just get your boys
to bring the noise ♪
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♪ And just swing it
and party people, sing it ♪
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-♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
-♪ Treat me right ♪
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MAN:
Coach Roy cannot be happy right now, Jack.
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His team has a lot of work to do,
and not much time to do it.
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It is crunch time.
This is where we're gonna find out
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what these two teams
and their coaches are really made of.
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-(whistle blowing)
-What are you callin'?
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What are you callin', Earl?
Earl, what is that? What is that?
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Keep it up, Roy. Just one more word.
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Hey, Coach, this is my nest!
This is my nest!
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You need to do an endorsement for Altoids.
Your breath is humming!
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Hey, clown.
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You keep runnin' your mouth, I'm gonna
come over there and rearrange your beak.
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What? You talkin' smack?
You talkin' smack, huh? You talkin' smack?
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Shut up.
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(whistle blowing)
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-No basket.
-What?
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Why don't we play jacks?
'Cause we're not playin' basketball.
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-(whistle blowing)
-Technical foul, Coach Roy.
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I... I was way over there!
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That's two. You're out of here!
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-Just because-- Did I do this?
-Don't touch my whistle.
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Did I do that?
Did I do that?
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-That's why you give me a tech!
-REFEREE: Hit the showers.
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No, you hit the showers, Earl!
You hit the showers!
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I'm not hittin' no showers!
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(laughing)
Yeah! Kick him out! Kick him out!
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Y'all didn't even ask me what went on.
Y'all just snatched me.
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You know what?
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-(crowd gasping)
-Victor?
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Coach Roy killed Victor!
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-(booing, shouting)
-You're crazy!
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Victor? Victor?
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(making bird noises)
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I feel bad. I feel real bad.
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(sighs)
You know,
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out there havin' temper tantrums
and arguin' with the refs.
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Man, I should know better than that.
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You represent everything
that's wrong with college sports today.
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You don't care about the players.
You don't care about the game.
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If things don't go your way,
you explode like a spoiled child.
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Look, if you're gonna fine me,
fine me, man.
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How much? A'ight.
'Cause I ain't got all day.
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It's time for me to bounce.
What's happenin'?
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It is with such pleasure that I say
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that you, Roy McCormick,
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that you're officially banned from
coaching in the N.C.B.A.
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for the remainder of your life.
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You bannin' me, huh? Yeah. Okay.
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I been here longer than all y'all.
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You forgot about the three championships
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I won, didn't you,
Mr. Vice President? Huh?
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And now you wanna ban me? No,
I'm bannin' you. I'm bannin' you for life.
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-Can he ban us?
-Of course not! Stand up straight.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
"Prior to a lifetime ban,
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"offending coach must be granted
an opportunity to demonstrate compliance.
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"If offending coach completes
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the remainder of the season
without any infractions--
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"ejections,
criminal malfeasance, etcetera--
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he must be readmitted
on a probationary basis."
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In short, you gotta give Roy
one last chance to prove himself.
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Yes, but it doesn't say I have
to let him coach out the rest of the year
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in my league.
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Watch your temper, Roy.
Good luck finding another team.
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We should go.
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♪♪ (guitar)
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And then,
I'm gonna smash the guitar.
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Good, 'cause if you don't, I will.
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Dad call?
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He comin' to this game?
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(sighs)
Keep practicin', okay?
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Come on. We're late.
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Hey, hold it. Hold it.
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Okay, look. I would love to tell you
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that everybody you meet in this life
was gonna be great,
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and you could always
count on those people.
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That'd be a lie.
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Your dad's not a part
of our lives anymore, all right?
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But I got your back,
and I'm gonna keep havin' your back.
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So before you go givin' up on this world,
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you need to wait till you're about 18
like everybody else, all right?
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Mom, if you're so smart, how'd you end up
with Dad in the first place?
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Okay, you know what?
You're too smart for your own good.
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-I'll see you at the tip-off.
-All right, Mom.
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Oh, because if I hadn't, I--
I wouldn't have had you.
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Keith?
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I wouldn't have had you.
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I always think of the good mom stuff
after he's gone. Crazy.
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(grunts)
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-(shouts)
-(laughter)
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It's game day here at Mount Vernon.
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Let's take a moment
to review the Smelters' starting lineup.
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First off, we have Keith Ellis.
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Now, everyone knows Keith Ellis is the
best player on the team, including Keith.
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GIRL #1:
And at power forward is One Love.
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GIRL #2: Okay, now, the only thing One
Love loves more than playing basketball
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is his shoes, um,
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his hair, his image, and his shoes again.
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GIRL #1:
At point guard, we've got Ralph.
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GIRL #2: The kid has got
four older brothers, okay?
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All of them were all-star athletes.
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I mean, the pressure to succeed
is tremendous.
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(vomiting)
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Returning as small forward
is the player with the best attitude
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and the worst vision.
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Last year, he held the record for
the most balls to the face.
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GIRL #1: Luckily, this year,
he has a solution.
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GIRL #2:
And a new nickname, Annie.
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Everyone's callin' the kid Goggles.
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Rounding out the starting five is Fuzzy.
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Now, we have
high expectations for the kid.
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I mean, word on the street
is that he's been bulking up
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specifically for this season.
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ANNIE: And, of course, the coach of our
intrepid team and home ec teacher,
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Mr. Newirth.
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While he's never coached before
or even played the game of basketball,
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he proved to the administration
he was exactly what they were looking for.
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Oh, yeah? How?
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-He volunteered for the job.
-Okay.
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Get a shoe contract yet, One Love?
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-Not yet.
-Bam!
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(whistle blowing)
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Your deal.
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Court's free.
You little guys wanna warm up?
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What for?
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Want a cookie?
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-You spit on this?
-No.
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-All right.
-GIRL: Game nine, and the pressure is on.
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But you couldn't tell by looking at
the calm, confident faces of the Smelters,
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easily the best 0-8 team in the league,
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hungry to avenge
their nail-biting loss last week.
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86 to zero.
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In which the Smelters were subjected
to several hundred bad calls.
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ALL:
Break!
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(laughter)
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Okay.
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ONE LOVE:
One Love's cutting! One Love's open!
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One Love is open!
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One Love has the ball!
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(glass shattering)
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Here! Pass it!
Right here, Keith! Right here!
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Keith!
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(buzzer sounds)
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-FUZZY: Man, what's he doing?
-ONE LOVE: I don't know.
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KEITH:
Man, if we had Coach Roy, we'd never lose.
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(bell ringing)
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♪♪ (theme on TV)
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-Touchdown!
-Oh, here's the--
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Ow!
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-(audience cheering)
-All right, our next guest
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is looking to get back into the game
he loves, and this time, he promises
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-not to ruffle any more feathers.
-ARNOLD: Aw!
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Please welcome the former head coach
at Ohio Polytech,
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-Roy McCormick!
-(audience cheering)
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-Hey!
-How are ya?
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Roy, you're a man of your word.
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You always said you'd come on the show
when you were available.
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And, brother,
you are really available now.
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Well, you know, I'm weighin' my options.
I'm a free agent, baby.
233
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-(applause)
-My fans!
234
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Word on the street is you couldn't get
a job right now fielding sheep.
235
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-Whoa!
-(audience gasping)
236
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Look, I wanna go somewhere where... where
the desire to win is just great, you know.
237
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'Cause y'all know I'm a winner, and I...
I kind of wanna go back to my roots.
238
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That's what I want.
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ARNOLD:
You're a winner! He's a winner, folks!
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-COACH ROY: That's right.
-Come with me.
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Come on. I got a plan. Come on.
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(ringing)
243
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-Anything yet?
-It's ringing.
244
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-There?
-Mm-hmm.
245
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-I'll get it. Stay.
-Whatever.
246
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COACH ROY:
Man, this is a junior high.
247
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I won three N.C.B.A. championships.
I mean, what do I gotta do?
248
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Roy, don't you see it?
It's perfect. It's your old school.
249
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Look, we accept their offer.
250
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:22,069
You work with these kids for a week.
They get a huge thrill out of it.
251
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Duh! You look like a saint,
252
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and we get free P.R., which, no offense,
Roy, we desperately need.
253
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:32,454
In the meantime, it'll give me a chance
to land us a solid job offer.
254
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,875
-What offers do we have now?
-Hmm?
255
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,379
Doreen, this is the supplemental budget.
256
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,381
Could you get me the full budget, please?
257
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,675
Hon, that is the full budget.
258
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(sighs)
259
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Tim Fink, principal partner,
the Fink Agency. "Fink fast!"
260
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Yeah. Mary Walsh,
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principal, Mount Vernon Junior H--
262
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,944
Whoo! Whoa! Wow! Okay, it's Coach Roy.
263
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Coach Roy is in the house.
264
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,949
(whispering)
Coach Roy is here. It's my house.
265
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,493
All right.
Well, then, gentlemen... Uh-oh!
266
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Community service?
Did you get arrested for something?
267
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We get more great sports guys that way.
268
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We're here to accept your offer.
269
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,633
Yay! No idea what you're talking about.
270
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Your offer.
271
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Mm-hmm. Oh, my.
272
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:35,309
Oh, my goodness. I...
273
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,685
Just...
274
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S-Spelling error.
275
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So you're telling me that Roy McCormick
276
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wants to coach here?
277
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Am I gettin' Punk'd?
278
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,994
Roy's gonna work with your team.
279
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,330
They're gonna be coached
by the best of the best
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for absolutely wait for it... no charge.
281
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COACH ROY:
Yeah, I wanna give back to the community.
282
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:06,882
You know, here's where I found
my first true love, which is basketball.
283
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,094
Well, teamwork.
So I guess that's two loves.
284
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,263
-Two loves.
-Mm-hmm.
285
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,808
That was very inspiring, Coach.
286
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,436
Well, uh, gosh, gentlemen.
287
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,271
I guess...
288
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,857
Follow me?
289
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PRINCIPAL WALSH:
People. Apparently,
290
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:31,657
some of you have tried
to circumvent school policy
291
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,493
and hire a new head coach on your own.
292
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,996
Well, I'm impressed.
293
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,291
Without further ado,
please welcome your new head coach.
294
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,639
Wow.
295
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,435
They're really short.
296
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,228
Yeah, they're 13.
297
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,523
All right, well, good luck, kids.
298
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,859
And, uh, behave yourself.
299
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,861
KEITH:
Oh, we will.
300
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,656
I was talking to him.
301
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:23,000
Coach Roy, I'm a big fan.
I've seen all your commercials.
302
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,127
A couple things
I should warn you about.
303
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,131
Ralph here, for instance,
when he gets nervous, he pukes.
304
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,217
-You my assistant head coach?
-Real honor working with you.
305
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:36,764
Yeah, I appreciate it. Well, uh, why don't
you run and fetch me a patty melt?
306
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,601
Maybe one with your arms
around the kids having fun?
307
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,770
Yeah, sure thing.
308
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,149
Huh? Got it? That's right.
309
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,985
Y'all look basketball style.
310
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,696
-We're never gonna lose again.
-Yeah.
311
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,616
One Love's definitely on the way
to getting a shoe contract now.
312
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:58,786
-Yeah!
-How you feeling, Ralph?
313
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,747
-(vomiting)
-Oh!
314
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,540
♪ What's up, Doc can we rock ♪
315
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,501
-Oh! Priceless.
-♪ What's up, Doc can we rock ♪
316
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,628
Y'all run some drills. All right?
317
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,589
I'm gonna try to get
this guck off my shoe.
318
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,925
Excuse me, Mr. Photographer.
319
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,012
-We don't know any drills.
-Or have any skills.
320
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,389
We'll just have to make some up then.
Come on.
321
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:24,061
♪♪ (whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown")
322
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,272
Okay, great drill.
Let's run our passing drill now.
323
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,440
Come on.
324
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,403
(chattering)
325
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,199
Let's step it up.
326
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,785
ONE LOVE:
I got it. I got it.
327
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:44,289
-(laughing)
-(groaning)
328
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,419
-(groans)
-Yeah!
329
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,588
-Ooh!
-Aah!
330
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,428
-(sighs)
-Mary, is it really a good idea?
331
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,722
You know, Jeanie,
you may find this hard to believe,
332
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,684
but I don't get a lot of gifts here
at Mount Vernon.
333
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,895
I got no money.
I got no resources. I got no nothin'.
334
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,022
Excuse me. That's a double negative.
335
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,901
Bethanne, stick it
where the sun don't not shine.
336
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,488
So, when one of
the best coaches in basketball
337
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,657
wants to coach my kids for free,
338
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,493
kids who, incidentally,
are on their way to another no-win season,
339
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,287
I'm not gonna say no.
340
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,832
Besides, Coach Roy has never
341
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,877
hit a player.
342
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,172
Oh, okay. Great, great.
So that's the criteria?
343
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,383
If he's never hit a kid,
then he can work at Mount Vernon.
344
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,385
Yeah, I know. But check it out.
345
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,221
If he steps out of line in any way,
346
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:45,225
all we have to do is call the N.C.B.A.,
and he's out of here.
347
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,562
So I think he's gonna be
on his best behavior.
348
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:53,025
Okay, how are you gonna run a school
and monitor a madman?
349
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:58,030
Well, Jeanie, I'm not.
350
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,576
Uh-uh! No, no, no, no, no!
I'm not either.
351
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,244
-Uh, uh, uh...
-Yes, yes, yes, yes.
352
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,623
You go to all the games anyway.
You could be my eyes and ears.
353
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:11,627
Yeah. The minute you say
he's out of line, he's gone.
354
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,879
Come on. Girls, trust me.
355
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:17,174
Coach Roy is going to do wonders
for this school.
356
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,968
-Coach Roy has some issues...
-Uh!
357
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,890
-that he needs to work...
-Uh!
358
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,144
A little bit...
359
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,523
out.
360
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,822
-(chattering)
-Stop. Stop. Stop.
361
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,077
(all gasping)
362
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,788
ALL:
Dang!
363
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:51,166
GOGGLES: You really bleed a lot.
High blood pressure.
364
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,920
-Too much stress.
-What's that? CK-One?
365
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,463
How much do they pay you
to put that on your hankie?
366
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,881
Let me smell it.
367
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,634
Look, I don't care
how many titles he's won.
368
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,637
I don't care anything about that.
I know his reputation.
369
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,889
-Come on. Give him a chance.
-For what?
370
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,849
He's got some problems,
and if he touches my son...
371
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,564
Stay away from my son!
372
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,942
KEITH:
Mom, he didn't hit anybody.
373
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,612
Yet. He just got here.
Give him a chance.
374
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,864
We hit him and barfed on him.
375
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,033
Plus, his Escalade got tagged.
376
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,036
-(groans)
-But he doesn't know that yet.
377
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,998
Look, I'm sorry.
378
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:35,585
My name is Jeanie,
and it's just my son means a lot to me.
379
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:40,299
Look, uh... Excuse me. Miss Jeanie?
380
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,426
Now, look, I know
my reputation precedes me.
381
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,553
But it's just rep, you know?
It's not true.
382
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,516
Roy McCormick. Very nice to meet you.
383
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:52,728
I know who you are. My son idolizes you.
384
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,189
Well, your son, he... he's a good kid.
385
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,525
I think he's gonna do
big things in this game.
386
00:21:58,608 --> 00:21:59,526
He's gonna be all right.
387
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,737
Well, that's good to know,
because that's not my son.
388
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,531
That's my son.
389
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:10,454
He's gonna be good too, 'cause they-they
run drills together, so...
390
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,205
They kind of know the same drills.
391
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,083
And, quite frankly, I don't like the way
you treat your players.
392
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,919
My son doesn't need some hotshot egomaniac
393
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,547
trying to tell him he's good,
because he is good.
394
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,175
Ma'am... Miss Jeanie, look, I swear,
395
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,677
the only reason I'm here
is-is to help these kids.
396
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:30,140
I wouldn't do anything to hurt 'em. Now,
that temper tantrum thing is long gone.
397
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,768
Well, it was nice meeting you.
398
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,145
Very nice meetin' you.
399
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:39,441
If you don't mind, maybe I can call you
sometime or somethin'?
400
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,651
I don't think so.
401
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,949
Dude, Roy's checking out your mom.
402
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,160
He ain't lyin'.
403
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:57,709
Coach Roy, what's it like coming back
to coach at your old school?
404
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,879
It's a'ight, you know, and, you know...
405
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,298
I grew up in the mean streets...
the suburbs.
406
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,468
Okay? I had one dream,
and that was to get out,
407
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:10,639
not end up here like these losers...
408
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:15,268
who, I guess,
I would love to give back to, you know?
409
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:20,315
For such a great coach,
he really doesn't do much, does he?
410
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,484
No.
411
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,624
(door opens)
412
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:47,426
-There's a game today?
-That's why we're in uniform.
413
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,512
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
414
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:52,973
You don't remember me, do you?
415
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,183
I applied to be
your assistant coach seven times.
416
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,561
You said that I was too rigid.
417
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,188
Turns out I wasn't so rigid,
418
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,941
I couldn't lead the Vikings
to nine state championships.
419
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:06,528
Wow. I didn't know middle schools
had state championships.
420
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,739
Yeah, well, they do,
and I won them nine times.
421
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:14,077
Nine times? Big kudos for ya.
422
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:20,208
F.Y.I. The only kid you need to look out
for on my team is my son, Larry Jr.
423
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,505
All right, well, good luck, man.
424
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,090
You're in my house!
425
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:32,053
This is my world! You be in my world now!
426
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,515
-No mercy.
-(whistle blowing)
427
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,226
-One, two, three.
-ALL: No mercy!
428
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,689
Let's get some!
429
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,654
(whistle blowing)
430
00:24:57,037 --> 00:25:01,374
Oh! Way downtown! Yeah!
431
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,544
One Love is cutting! One Love is open!
432
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:09,841
One Love has the ball!
One Love is shaking! One Love is baking!
433
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,927
Aah! My shoe!
434
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,097
Aren't you supposed to be doing something?
435
00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:20,560
Yeah, I'm thinking about what I'm gonna
eat for lunch. You interested?
436
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:25,857
-Keith, I'm open!
-ONE LOVE: One Love is wide open!
437
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,776
-Pass the ball!
-Keith, One Love is open!
438
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,738
Has your kid ever heard of passin'?
439
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,077
-(groans)
-(crowd booing)
440
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,913
We had position, ref! Where's the call?
441
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,876
-(whistle blowing)
-Charge!
442
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,628
Oh! Thank you!
443
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,339
Are you kiddin' me?
That was 10 minutes ago.
444
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,383
Oh.
(chuckles)
445
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,843
That's our ref, "Late" Carl Freedburg.
446
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:56,429
He's a good guy.
He's a little slow on the whistle, though.
447
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:59,349
-Keith, pass.
-COACH ROY: Time out!
448
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:00,976
-(whistle blowing)
-Come on, guys. Huddle up.
449
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,769
Come on. Come on. Come on.
450
00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:06,106
Listen, I don't mind you
embarrassin' yourselves,
451
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:08,608
'cause you're used to it, okay?
452
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,610
But now, you're startin' to embarrass me.
453
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,321
-What's your name?
-My name's Keith.
454
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:17,075
Keith, do you think you can, uh,
try not to turn the ball over?
455
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,703
Guys, I need you to get out there
and go to work, okay?
456
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:23,331
And try to keep it in single digits.
Let's go, guys. Let's go!
457
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,630
(scoffs)
We wouldn't wanna humiliate him.
458
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,674
That's a winning attitude.
459
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,301
(whistle blowing)
460
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,429
-Keith, the ball!
-Hey.
461
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,850
What is he doing?
462
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:45,061
(buzzer sounds)
463
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,188
(cheering)
464
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:52,861
ALL: Two! Four! Six! Eight!
Who do we obliterate?
465
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,155
Smelters!
466
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,493
(no audible dialogue)
467
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,079
-(audience applauding)
-ARNOLD: A hockey-playing dog.
468
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,750
What'll those Canadians think of next?
Oh, speaking of animal lovers,
469
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,918
in a follow-up to a recent story,
470
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:13,256
former N.C.B.A. madman Coach Roy McCormick
lost his first game today...
471
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,508
in the cutthroat middle school division!
472
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,302
-(laughter)
-I swear to God.
473
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:20,388
109 to nothing. For real!
474
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,850
He has to teach the kids fundamentals,
things like which basket is ours.
475
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:25,435
(laughter)
476
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:28,647
MAN: Yeah, like jump ball means that
your team has gotta jump too.
477
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,941
Look, Roy's gotta do a better job if
he wants to coach again in the N.C.B.A.
478
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,194
-It's that simple.
-(phone ringing)
479
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,488
Oh, sh... Oh!
480
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,573
Yeah?
481
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,742
Roy? Fink.
482
00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:43,411
Uh, what the heck are you doin'?
483
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:47,207
Hey, man, what's the big deal, okay?
It's middle school. Who cares?
484
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,042
Who cares? That's what I said.
485
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,628
But, you know, Roy,
it made all the national news.
486
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:55,340
And I had some solid job offers lined up,
and now everyone's bailed on us.
487
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:58,885
Look, nobody wants to hire... a loser.
488
00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:01,846
Look, coach, you gotta win
at least one game with these kids
489
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,556
if you ever wanna work again.
490
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,101
-(sighs)
-(beeps)
491
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,895
(doorbell ringing)
492
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,734
Oh, hi. Are you Mr. McCormick?
493
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,945
I'm a big fan.
Can I please have your autograph?
494
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,988
Sure thing, young lady.
495
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,785
-Thank you.
-(car engine starting)
496
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:30,375
-Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's my car.
-Here you go. That was your car.
497
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,627
It was part of your endorsement deal,
and that's been terminated.
498
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,879
Have a great day.
I still think you're great.
499
00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:37,841
I want my old life back.
500
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:40,427
(grunts)
501
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,178
-(grunts)
-Ooh!
502
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,389
(whistle blowing)
503
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:48,601
Huddle up!
504
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,191
Now, I'm gonna be honest with you.
505
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:59,320
I can't afford to lose by triple digits
again, or else I'm finished.
506
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:03,616
So I've decided to teach you how
to play the game of basketball.
507
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:07,162
Yeah, the concept of dribbling,
passing and scoring, okay?
508
00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:11,666
So playtime is over. And if you don't
like it, the door is right there.
509
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,713
Get back here!
510
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,675
I'm gonna need some help.
511
00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:23,762
Unbelievable.
512
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,890
-Give me that!
-(both shouting)
513
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:29,017
-Get off me, boy! You want some too?
-♪ She's a brick house ♪
514
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,394
Unbelievable!
515
00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,688
-What?
-She started it.
516
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,900
-Shut up!
-Go on. You're comin' with me.
517
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,777
-Look who's in trouble again.
-You got somethin' to say?
518
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:42,238
Hey, look, these ain't even
allowed in school. Okay?
519
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,700
You a natural. What's your name?
520
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,410
-Big Mac.
-Big Mac.
521
00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,996
-Well, you're comin' with me, all right?
-Oh, no. I'm not... No.
522
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:51,498
I'm not goin' to detention.
523
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,292
It's more like a work release program.
524
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,711
All right? Trust me. Suit up.
525
00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:59,464
Come on. Come on, Big Mac. Suit up.
526
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:00,965
Trust me.
527
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:14,020
Whoa. Yao Ming, wait up.
528
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,570
-What a dork.
-Sorry.
529
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,865
-Hey...
-Excuse me.
530
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,325
Can I help you?
531
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,285
I just wanted to talk to
one of your players.
532
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,996
"Players"? These are my students.
533
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,624
And, no, while Wes is in my class,
you can't speak to him.
534
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,546
I'll come back later, okay?
535
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,590
Look. Wes is really shy, okay?
536
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,175
And he's not into sports,
537
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,761
and he really doesn't need to be
pushed around by your type.
538
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:47,971
-My type?
-Mm-hmm.
539
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:50,139
What's my type, since you know me?
What's my type?
540
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,766
A bully.
541
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:56,187
A stubborn, spoiled,
always-gets-his-way bully.
542
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:57,689
You're good.
543
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,400
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
544
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:02,277
I'll come back after class.
545
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:09,284
But I do gotta ask somethin'.
Look, son, you like basketball?
546
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:12,954
Um, I'm not very coordinated.
547
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,206
Man, that's perfect.
548
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,333
Nobody else on the team is coordinated.
549
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,752
So join us, please. It's perfect.
550
00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:22,547
-You... out!
-Just give me one second.
551
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,924
Thirty seconds, all right? All right?
552
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,137
Son, do you know what
everybody wants out of life?
553
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,348
-No.
-They wanna be loved.
554
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:35,476
I love you, because...
555
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,854
you are six feet, man,
556
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:40,356
with extremely long arms, you know?
557
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,943
Now, I can't promise you if you join
the team that you're gonna get the girls.
558
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:47,488
I can't... I can help you, you know,
see where they at,
559
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,532
but I can't help you
get the girls, you know.
560
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:52,243
And I can't even promise
that you're gonna be a good player.
561
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,580
But what I can guarantee you is that, uh,
562
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,749
you won't be the butt
of nobody's jokes, son.
563
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:02,086
-How tall are you, son?
-Six-two.
564
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,088
Six-two?
565
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,507
I'm deeper and deeper in love!
566
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,846
Wow! Six-two!
567
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:15,266
Will you join us?
568
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,519
I, uh...
569
00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:21,856
I have to wear a T-shirt under my jersey,
570
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:26,361
'cause my perspiration
gives me dermatitis.
571
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:30,657
Meet me at the gym at 3:00,
'cause, uh, we practice hard.
572
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,450
I'll be there.
573
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,870
My man. All right.
574
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,246
-Careful.
-Yeah. Thanks.
575
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,207
-I'm watchin' you.
-Yeah. Thank you.
576
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,130
COACH ROY:
These here are the new recruits.
577
00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:50,760
This is Wes. You mess with him,
you're gonna have to answer to me.
578
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,137
This is Big Mac.
579
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:57,850
You mess with her, well,
you're on your own.
580
00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:05,149
MAN:
Are the Smelters running a drill?
581
00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:08,403
(knuckles cracking)
582
00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:12,115
Hey, I think that's the girl
that stole my wife's car.
583
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:14,993
Don't stare.
584
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,291
Just out of curiosity,
how long you been shootin' hoops?
585
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,919
For a while in juvie.
586
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,088
Well, you're our enforcer, okay?
587
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:29,966
Don't mean you gotta fight.
But you got five fouls.
588
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:32,010
Don't be afraid to use 'em.
589
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:35,388
-I don't mind fightin'.
-I'm sure.
590
00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:39,600
But you have good hands,
and you have good footwork. Use 'em.
591
00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:44,397
-(groans)
-(thud)
592
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,067
That's not what I'm talkin' about.
593
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,279
-Wes!
-(gasps)
594
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:57,285
Yeah, Coach?
595
00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:01,205
Look, do yourself a favor.
Don't warm up today, all right?
596
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,416
-But I...
-I know.
597
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:04,876
You never, ever played basketball.
598
00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:08,671
But for the next 15 minutes,
that's our little secret, okay?
599
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:12,467
-All right.
-(door opens)
600
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,802
My secret weapon.
601
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:19,557
No weapon form against thee...
shall prosper.
602
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,768
How you doin', my brother?
603
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:25,521
You always come through
for a brother. Hey!
604
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,774
God bless you!
605
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:30,276
-Oh, brother!
-Thank you.
606
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:32,904
You're shinin'.
You're shinin' like the light.
607
00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:36,157
Look, I got about four or five
other engagements I need to get to.
608
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,744
So if we can kind of put a little pep
in the step, get this thing movin'.
609
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,621
Not a problem. Smelters!
610
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,042
God bless you, basketball babies.
How you doin'?
611
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,461
-(muttering responses)
-I'm Preacher Don.
612
00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:52,090
And Coach Roy asked me
to come down here and speak with you.
613
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,758
So if I... if I may,
614
00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:56,677
I would like to say a prayer
with you and Coach Roy,
615
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,179
if that's all right.
616
00:34:58,262 --> 00:34:59,889
Let's bow our heads, please.
617
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,768
God is good.
618
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,729
God is great.
619
00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:09,524
Thank you for this game
we're about to receive,
620
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,734
'cause we about to get up in them.
621
00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:16,989
Thank you for the food
that we about to--
622
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:18,866
No, that's the wrong prayer.
623
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,161
God, we ask that
you give us the strength,
624
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,123
that everything will go our way
out there on the court.
625
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,459
And if that cannot happen, God,
626
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:32,338
we ask that you injure some key players
on the other team,
627
00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:35,550
not so that they get seriously injured,
628
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,051
but that they're slowed up,
629
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,972
so that the Smelters will win this game.
630
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:43,641
Amen! Amen.
631
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:47,436
Because we know you, God,
loves a winner.
632
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:53,818
(sniffling)
Can I get an "amen"?
633
00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:56,946
ALL:
Amen.
634
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,031
I'm gonna need that cash real quick.
635
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,325
-Oh, no problem.
-(buzzer sounds)
636
00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,455
(knuckles cracking)
637
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,085
-(blows whistle)
-Back off!
638
00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:17,884
In her rookie debut,
Margaret "Big Mac" Green
639
00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,552
won the Smelters' first tip-off since--
640
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:23,139
-When's the last time we won a tip? Quick.
-Um-- '89.
641
00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:25,766
Two years before we were born.
642
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,645
(groans)
643
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,901
(cheering)
644
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,028
-Wait. Uh--
-Where do we write our points?
645
00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:39,614
I don't know. We've never had to before.
646
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,243
(whistle blowing)
647
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,495
Technical foul, Mount Vernon!
648
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:51,125
-What's wrong with you?
-It's a technical foul. Delay of game.
649
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,003
I'm not talkin' to you.
I'm talkin' to them.
650
00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:58,299
Look, you can't have a parade
every time you score.
651
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,885
Now, get back out there
and get your heads in the game.
652
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:02,678
Let's go!
653
00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:07,516
Big Mac, you really tryin' my patience.
654
00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,700
Substitution. Substitution, ref.
655
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:28,120
I'm bringin' in Sledgehammer. Sledge.
656
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:34,710
♪♪ ("Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel)
657
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,851
You're all right.
658
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:54,188
Ref, let's get an I.D. check here.
This kid looks old enough to drink.
659
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,732
Look, I'm whisperin', okay?
I need you to nod your head
660
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,776
and act like
I'm sayin' somethin' important.
661
00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:01,195
I need you to go out here, be cool,
662
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,322
and try not to trip.
663
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,949
Can you do that?
664
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,119
-I-I think so, Coach.
-Thank you, son.
665
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,495
Come on.
666
00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:14,292
Diamond and one.
Diamond and one. Let's go.
667
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:17,211
-Set it up.
-MAN: Okay, double-team the kid.
668
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,088
Double-team the Sledgehammer.
669
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,136
Yeah!
670
00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:26,846
(whistle blowing)
671
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,692
Yeah!
672
00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:44,196
Sledge? Hey? Give me,
673
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,157
give me some shake and bake, baby.
A double shake and bake.
674
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,909
You know? With a little bit of this, that.
(growling)
675
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,037
Double it up.
You know what I'm sayin'? All right?
676
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,122
-Bang with 'em.
-What's that?
677
00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,790
Hey, hold your ground, okay?
678
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,209
Show 'em what it's like
to be with the big boy.
679
00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,627
-Bang with 'em.
-You feel me, huh?
680
00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:04,800
-Huh?
-Stand strong, Wes! Stand strong!
681
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,636
(whimpering, yells)
682
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,391
Sledgehammer, huh?
683
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:15,478
Take it to the iron, boys!
They're soft inside!
684
00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:16,437
Wes?
685
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:21,025
-Out.
-(whistle blows)
686
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:24,945
Hey, you did good, son, all right?
687
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,615
You hung in there a lot longer
than I thought you would.
688
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:31,077
Have a seat. Ralph.
689
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,205
You're in.
690
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,750
(vomiting)
691
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,835
(groans)
Thanks.
692
00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:45,174
-(whistle blowing)
-COACH ROY: Come on! Let's go!
693
00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,510
Congratulations. You only lost by 45.
694
00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:50,096
That's why you're doin' 45 suicides.
695
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:53,057
Now, let's go. What?
What are you doin' here?
696
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:56,435
-What?
-Coach, what happens if we win?
697
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:59,522
Fuzzy, if you win... if you win...
698
00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:02,942
I'll do a suicide
for every point you win by, okay?
699
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:06,070
Now, dig it out! Get back to work.
700
00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:10,074
See the way you're runnin'?
That's why you're losin'.
701
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:14,245
You may wanna embarrass you,
but you're not gonna embarrass me!
702
00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:21,001
I pulled out
every trick in the book today.
703
00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,171
These aren't college kids, Roy.
They're 13.
704
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,340
-(sighs)
-I mean, you were 13 once, right?
705
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:30,177
Only one thing motivates
a 13-year-old boy,
706
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,304
and it ain't Smelter pride.
707
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,393
-(grunts)
-(grunting, groaning)
708
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,567
I just said something smart.
709
00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:48,112
-I'm gonna write that down.
-(chuckles)
710
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:54,368
Ladies, free pizza here.
711
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:58,664
Come by the gym, get a slice.
All you want. All you want.
712
00:40:58,747 --> 00:40:59,999
All right?
(sniffing)
713
00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:03,210
Cheese, yeah. Cheese. Excuse me.
714
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:06,297
-Is he serious?
-Come on!
715
00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:10,092
My mouth's waterin' already.
I can't wait to get to this pizza, y'all.
716
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:12,761
-Hey, did you get the Cinnabon?
-Whoa.
717
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:16,515
'Cause they supposed to give us a free
Cinnabon that goes with these pizzas.
718
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,934
Yeah!
719
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,520
Pizza!
720
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,981
Guys, layup lines.
721
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,151
-But...
-Layup lines. Come on.
722
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:30,446
-All right.
-Is there always gonna be pizza here?
723
00:41:30,529 --> 00:41:32,573
There will be from now on.
724
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,451
-You're home ec, right?
-Yeah.
725
00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:38,954
-How's your pizzas?
-Delicious-y for shizzy.
726
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,749
All right. Okay, good,
'cause that's your new job.
727
00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:44,210
-You straight?
-Yes.
728
00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,962
-Oh. I will not let you down.
-All right.
729
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:48,964
-Okay.
-All right.
730
00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:53,844
There's chicken parm in the crust, ladies,
so put your feed bags on.
731
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:58,390
Hey, green team out. Green team out.
732
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:01,560
-So who are we playin'?
-Me.
733
00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:03,395
You the ball handler, huh?
734
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,190
Yeah, that's right. I see you.
You kinda tight with that rock.
735
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:10,277
You like to go to the basket.
Ain't no "I" in team, huh?
736
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,155
It's about you. Do your thing, man.
737
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,114
Check it.
738
00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:18,118
-Ooh! Did I anger you?
-Just give me the ball.
739
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:25,417
Oh! What's the Shaq do?
740
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,044
What's that move he do
when he block people?
741
00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,796
No, Mutombo. He do like this.
742
00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:31,090
(imitating Mutombo) "I don't think that
you should bring it in there.
743
00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:33,592
You should get it
to one of your teammates."
744
00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:35,511
Let's see what you got, man.
745
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:37,930
You gotta use
your teammates sometime, man.
746
00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:40,599
Huh? Uh-oh. Look, he's mad now.
747
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,769
Ooh!
748
00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:47,106
See, when I get blocked,
I start looking for my teammates.
749
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:49,900
You know what I mean?
'Cause they can help me out.
750
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,652
You know? Wow!
751
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:55,573
But if I get the ball to them late,
watch what happens.
752
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:01,996
(yells)
753
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:06,292
I didn't wanna do it.
♪ I didn't wanna do it ♪
754
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,544
(panting)
I'm hungry.
755
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,048
What's wrong with you? Pass the ball!
756
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,969
Dude, come on. Just pass it.
We'll give it right back.
757
00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:18,137
Come on. Let's go.
758
00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:25,936
(chuckles)
Wait a minute. Comin' at ya.
759
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,396
Comin' at...
(laughs)
760
00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:30,274
Comin' at ya. Look. All right. All right.
761
00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,572
-(groans)
-All right.
762
00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:39,867
You passed the ball, man.
How does that feel
763
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:42,536
for the ball to go
from your hand to another hand?
764
00:43:43,245 --> 00:43:44,955
Again. Try it again.
765
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,582
Let me show you how
you do the one thing.
766
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:50,044
Uh-huh. Right there.
Right there. Comin' at ya.
767
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,671
Comin' at ya.
(laughs)
768
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:56,008
Huh? All right. All right, all right.
769
00:43:56,091 --> 00:43:58,969
All right. All right. All right.
770
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,388
All right. I'm gonna admit,
I'm a little tired.
771
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:05,517
The point I'm tryin' to prove is that
teamwork beats out talent any day.
772
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:09,521
Now, one on one,
neither one of y'all could beat me.
773
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:12,858
You know, that's just real.
But all five of y'all together,
774
00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:15,444
if y'all play as a team,
you might could do something with me.
775
00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:18,656
You know I mean? I'm gonna keep it real
with you like that.
776
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:19,865
(coughs)
777
00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:22,493
But anyway, I...
778
00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:24,578
I gotta... I gotta go throw up.
779
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,664
Green team, you're in!
780
00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:32,127
Let's go, guys.
781
00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:35,255
One Love, hedge that ball screen.
782
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:39,093
Right there. There you go.
Right there. A'ight?
783
00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:41,220
-Go to Mac. Mac.
-Here.
784
00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:45,724
(whistle blowing)
785
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,856
All right. Who can tell me, again,
786
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:56,402
the highly complex way
of beating the pick-and-roll?
787
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,280
Somebody?
788
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,825
Talking?
789
00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:04,827
Talking.
790
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:07,496
Exactly. Talking.
791
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:10,666
Guys, you gotta communicate out there.
You're a team.
792
00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:12,668
All right? Communication is the key.
793
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:15,462
It's like a-a healthy
relationship at home.
794
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:17,047
You know?
795
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:20,426
You ever flirt around with your lady?
You know, your lady say...
796
00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:22,845
You, like, "Come on. Come on."
Your lady is, like,
797
00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,972
"No, no, not right now. Remember?
798
00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:28,100
You said that you wanted
to take some time to"...
799
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:30,769
-Huh?
-You know what?
800
00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:33,147
Run the play again and run it
till you get it right.
801
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:35,107
(whistle blowing)
802
00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:37,234
Run it! Come on, guys.
803
00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:39,903
Ladies, I'm not seeing none of those "R!"
You know.
804
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:42,030
I ain't seein' none of that. Let's go.
805
00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:46,285
Come on, people.
Guys, communicate out there.
806
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:48,620
You gotta know each other
like the back of your hand.
807
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,373
Come on! Communicate!
808
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:52,791
Teamwork!
809
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:58,672
-Huh?
-What?
810
00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:02,176
I didn't say stop playin'.
Communicate out there.
811
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,095
Okay? Now you have to talk. Ellis?
812
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:07,890
-Let's go, guys. Move the ball.
-Come on! Come on!
813
00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:11,143
♪ Don't stop don't do what you're doin'
you gotta keep movin' ♪
814
00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:15,647
♪ Don't stop keep on doin'
what you're doin' you gotta keep movin' ♪
815
00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:24,072
♪ Don't stop keep on doin' what
you're doin' you gotta keep movin' ♪
816
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,658
Ellis.
817
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,870
Shag 'em and bag 'em.
818
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,925
All right, remember, Ellis.
819
00:46:43,008 --> 00:46:46,011
You invited me here.
This is all your fault. What's up?
820
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,014
You got a problem, son?
821
00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:51,517
You always pick on me!
822
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,771
I'm the best player on the team,
and all you ever do is ride me!
823
00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:57,564
Okay, you got me fair and square.
824
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,399
I do something wrong, you yell.
825
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,151
And I wonder why that is.
826
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:03,987
Even if I do it right,
you yell at me to do it better.
827
00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:08,659
Hey, kid, you-you got a gift.
Okay? You got potential.
828
00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:12,329
You can actually be someone.
You got what it takes, man.
829
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:15,791
You get your teammates involved,
guess what? You win.
830
00:47:15,874 --> 00:47:18,794
Man, you know what?
You remind me a lot of myself.
831
00:47:18,877 --> 00:47:22,881
Yeah. The whole showboat,
basketball, and skills.
832
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:26,301
You and your mama, that's all you got.
Comin' up, that's all I had.
833
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:28,387
And we didn't live
in the best neighborhood.
834
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:31,098
It was sort of like
the neighborhood you live in.
835
00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:34,893
I just wanna see you do good, man.
836
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,144
That's all.
837
00:47:43,318 --> 00:47:45,988
Coach, I got a problem.
838
00:47:46,071 --> 00:47:48,907
If you don't say anything, they can't make
me testify against you, okay?
839
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,869
-I got good lawyers. What?
-No, no, no.
840
00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:54,496
I-I just got this letter
that says I can't play ball.
841
00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:58,375
Won't let you play basketball? Why?
842
00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:01,211
It says I'm academically in-eligible.
843
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:05,382
What's academically inel-el-legible?
844
00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:07,968
Academically ineligible.
845
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:11,638
That's what I said.
Academically illegible. I'm illegible.
846
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,725
Well, I'm your coach.
I'm not your guidance counselor, okay?
847
00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:16,602
(sighs)
848
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:21,398
I can't believe I'm doin' this.
849
00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:24,776
-(sighs) What subject did you fail?
-Math.
850
00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:27,905
Uh-oh. Ooh!
851
00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:31,033
Whoa!
(chuckles)
852
00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:38,874
(whimpers)
853
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:48,383
-Add this up. Add those up.
-But I don't...
854
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,761
I can't teach Big Mac math.
855
00:48:50,844 --> 00:48:54,097
-Why not? You scared of her?
-Of course.
856
00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:56,850
Well, so am I, man,
but you got to be brave.
857
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,519
-Take one for the team.
-You?
858
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,438
Well, I didn't think
you were scared of anything.
859
00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:05,943
Hey, courage is just, uh,
well-concealed fear.
860
00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:08,362
That's all. You got to be brave, man.
861
00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:11,823
You got to stick out your chest,
get mean! Get bad! You know?
862
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:14,117
Give me the face.
What's the face? What's the face?
863
00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:17,412
Your mean face.
(growls)
864
00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:19,414
-Huh? (growls)
-Grr.
865
00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:21,792
-Give me some growls, not "Grr."
-(growling)
866
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:24,294
(both growling)
867
00:49:32,427 --> 00:49:34,304
-Holler back.
-Holler back.
868
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,889
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
869
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,060
We gonna work on that. You got it.
870
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:42,688
Look, I don't think I can do this, Coach.
871
00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:44,690
Do you wanna be scared
the rest of your life, son?
872
00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:45,899
No.
873
00:49:48,610 --> 00:49:51,446
(knuckles cracking)
874
00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:56,243
Big Mac?
875
00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:59,162
I would love to teach you math.
876
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:04,376
Aw. See? She's a sweet, young lady.
877
00:50:05,627 --> 00:50:06,670
Ow!
878
00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:09,840
You tell anyone I'm studyin',
879
00:50:09,923 --> 00:50:12,175
and I'll end you!
880
00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:14,344
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
881
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:26,189
First away game today, Walsh.
Where's the bus driver?
882
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:29,276
Hello, Roy.
883
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:32,237
Don't forget to fill up the tank.
884
00:50:34,489 --> 00:50:35,824
You serious?
885
00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:38,827
(chuckling)
No.
886
00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:40,454
Yeah, I'm serious.
887
00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:43,040
(forced chuckle)
888
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,055
(team chanting)
S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
889
00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:02,267
When it comes to basketball,
we are the best! Say what?
890
00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:05,854
-S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
-(tire blows out)
891
00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:10,317
When it comes to basketball,
there is no contest! Say what?
892
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,612
S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
893
00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:18,283
When it comes to basketball,
there is no contest! Smelters!
894
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:22,537
Guys, look like
we're gonna have to forfeit another game.
895
00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:25,582
-Okay? Another loss.
-ONE LOVE: Lighten up, Coach.
896
00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:27,375
Why you all mad all the time?
897
00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:31,588
You know, it takes more muscles
to frown than to smile.
898
00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,965
(laughing, chattering)
899
00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:36,635
Great. Come on.
900
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:41,181
How am I supposed to win a couple of games
when I can't get us there?
901
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:44,768
Out here with a tire,
and I got a doggone suit on.
902
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:47,104
-I can't believe this!
-We should help him.
903
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:49,189
These shoes were 200 bucks.
904
00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:51,983
-I ain't goin' nowhere.
-Then stay in the van then.
905
00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:56,154
Yeah, I'm dressed for the occasion.
I'm dressed to change a tire!
906
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:58,240
-Well, I'm gonna help him.
-Me too.
907
00:51:58,323 --> 00:51:59,574
I guess I'll help.
908
00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:05,205
Why me? What-What have I possibly done?
909
00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:09,084
Huh? Oh, I'm a mentor to the kids.
That's right.
910
00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:11,920
-I don't know how to change a tire.
-Hey, Coach?
911
00:52:12,003 --> 00:52:14,714
Wanna give us a hand,
or does teamwork only apply to players?
912
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,470
♪ Every time I move, I lose ♪
913
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:22,180
-♪ When I let them in ♪
-(voices overlapping)
914
00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:25,725
Newirth, lean your head forward
so we can get the weight on the tire.
915
00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,646
-Yo, come on. Let's get out of here.
-(horn honking)
916
00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:31,398
PEOPLE:
Smelters suck!
917
00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:38,321
(laughing)
918
00:52:40,448 --> 00:52:42,951
All right. Okay. Everybody good?
919
00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:45,287
All right.
Let's go play some basketball.
920
00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:48,248
-All right!
-Let's go. Whoo!
921
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:51,918
♪ I just can't I can't decide ♪
922
00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:54,754
Smelters, y'all go warm up.
923
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,047
And work on that pick-and-roll.
924
00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:58,800
And I don't wanna see y'all
at that Gatorade thing, man,
925
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,886
drinkin' it like it's Kool-Aid.
926
00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:02,888
One Love, let me
holler at you for a second.
927
00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:06,683
Look, I appreciate all the flavor that
One Love's got goin' on.
928
00:53:06,766 --> 00:53:08,643
I understand, man. It's cool.
929
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:12,189
But you gotta share the spotlight,
you know?
930
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:17,485
Most of the nights when Jordan had-had
huge numbers, the Bulls lost.
931
00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:19,154
You so worried about lookin' good,
932
00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:21,948
you're gonna wind up turnin'
into a Dennis Rodman, man.
933
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,492
Dennis Rodman!
934
00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:27,829
I'm not sayin', like, that's a good thing,
935
00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:31,374
but get out there, work hard, man,
and get them rebounds.
936
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,419
You know, you'll feel good about that,
and you'll feel good about the game.
937
00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:39,382
So what you're saying is that...
I'm not really good.
938
00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:43,637
No, man. I'm not sayin' that.
I'm sayin' the opposite of that.
939
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,597
I'm sayin' you're so good...
940
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,892
I wanna give you these.
941
00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:51,478
Yeah, these are my most prized possession.
942
00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:53,271
Magic Johnson gave me these.
943
00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:57,192
Hey, man, I won every game I wore 'em in.
944
00:53:57,275 --> 00:53:58,818
I...
945
00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,737
Yeah, just don't tell nobody.
946
00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:03,198
(chuckles)
947
00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:05,367
You know, folks,
they get a little envious,
948
00:54:05,450 --> 00:54:08,370
you know, when your jump shot's like that.
949
00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:09,913
I promise.
950
00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:21,925
Well, well. If it isn't
Fox Sports' turkey of the week.
951
00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:24,094
You're lookin' good, Roy.
952
00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:27,055
Larry and I are here
scoutin' the Pioneers.
953
00:54:27,138 --> 00:54:31,518
They're our only real competition
in this league.
954
00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:34,229
Wait. Is that a girl on your team?
955
00:54:34,312 --> 00:54:36,439
Girls can't play basketball.
956
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:38,400
What did you...
957
00:54:38,483 --> 00:54:41,653
-Somebody get the ice.
-What for?
958
00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:45,615
-(blow lands)
-(Larry groans)
959
00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:51,788
Look, I know you don't like
to back down from a fight,
960
00:54:51,871 --> 00:54:56,042
but real power is about bein' respected,
not just crackin' heads.
961
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,335
Think about it.
962
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:06,469
-All right.
-Hey.
963
00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:09,472
Let's go. Let's go. Do your thing. Hey.
964
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:12,017
Hey. I heard what you said to Keith.
965
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,685
I was wrong about you.
966
00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:17,272
-And I'm sorry.
-Sorry?
967
00:55:17,355 --> 00:55:19,357
Sorry and "Let's go out on a date" sorry?
968
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,609
'Cause I don't give out pity dates.
969
00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:26,239
But times have changed,
and I can make an exception.
970
00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:29,784
Wow. You know, you got a pretty smile.
971
00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:33,663
Look, I'm gonna take
the Smelts out to get a Slurpee.
972
00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:37,250
Okay? I'm gonna have 'em home by 8:00.
Can I call you?
973
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:40,670
Pump your brakes and watch your temper,
974
00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,589
'cause I'm still watching you, Roy.
975
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:46,634
And I'm still watchin' you.
976
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,016
(buzzer sounds)
977
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,310
♪ Take me to the next phase, baby ♪
978
00:55:55,393 --> 00:55:57,354
♪ Take me ♪
979
00:55:58,229 --> 00:56:00,231
♪♪ (continues, indistinct)
980
00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:03,735
The Smelters apparently abandoning
their usual strategy
981
00:56:03,818 --> 00:56:07,072
of getting scored on,
and instead choosing to score themselves.
982
00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:10,408
Yes. Coach Roy clearly shaking things up
983
00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:13,745
using his new ingenious scoring offense.
984
00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:17,040
-Good word.
-Thanks.
985
00:56:17,123 --> 00:56:19,125
Let's go, guys. Hands up, all right?
986
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:22,003
Hands up. Hands up, guys. Let's go!
987
00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:25,090
COACH ROY: Come on. I want hands up.
Hands up! Let's go, guys!
988
00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:26,424
Hands up!
989
00:56:28,551 --> 00:56:31,179
-Time out. Time out. Time out.
-(whistle blowing)
990
00:56:36,434 --> 00:56:39,646
You know what?
Guys, keep your hands up out.
991
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:42,399
You know what? Hands up.
Everybody, hands up.
992
00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:44,442
Okay? Yeah.
993
00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:46,945
(grunts)
A little of that.
994
00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:51,741
-Okay.
-Oh, sweet mother, that's hot! Oh! Oh!
995
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:54,244
Oh, y'all think it's funny?
Y'all think it's funny?
996
00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:57,622
Give some to you, and you.
Little right there.
997
00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:00,917
Huh? Now, get out there
and play some basketball!
998
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,669
Hands up!
999
00:57:03,711 --> 00:57:05,422
(groaning)
1000
00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:11,678
COACH ROY: All right, guys. Think now.
Use your head! Keep your hands up!
1001
00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:13,930
That's what defense is about.
Blocked shots, baby.
1002
00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:17,100
Come on now, guys. All right?
Now attack that board!
1003
00:57:18,143 --> 00:57:20,395
That's how you play defense. Attack.
1004
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,439
All right. All right. Now, move the ball.
1005
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:26,526
Yeah! Push it, Keith! Push it! Yeah!
1006
00:57:26,609 --> 00:57:29,237
Right there! Good job! Good job!
1007
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,281
Love it. Yes!
1008
00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:37,162
Keith, pass it!
1009
00:57:39,539 --> 00:57:41,708
-(cheering)
-COACH ROY: Time out. Time out.
1010
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:43,209
Time out. Time out.
1011
00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:46,296
What did we do now?
1012
00:57:47,213 --> 00:57:49,257
You're playing basketball, baby.
1013
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:51,634
-(laughs)
-TEAM: Yeah!
1014
00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:54,929
Listen. "Smelters" on three, all right?
Let's do this.
1015
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:57,515
ALL:
One, two, three. Smelters!
1016
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,601
Let's go. Yes.
1017
00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:04,355
You're playing basketball, baby. Yeah.
1018
00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:06,941
Twelve, twelve. Zone. Hands up.
1019
00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:08,485
AMY:
Fifteen seconds left in the game.
1020
00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:10,236
The Smelters are only down by one.
1021
00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:12,989
-AMY: Wes steals the ball.
-COACH ROY: Shoot it! Shoot it!
1022
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,533
-AMY: There's 10 seconds left in the game.
-COACH ROY: Shoot it!
1023
00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:18,828
COACH ROY:
Shoot it, Wes! Shoot it!
1024
00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,586
(buzzer sounds)
1025
00:58:28,254 --> 00:58:29,547
Yes!
1026
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:37,472
-♪♪ (hip-hop)
-(cheering)
1027
00:58:37,555 --> 00:58:40,391
(screaming)
1028
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:45,063
-Okay, that's just wrong. Sit down, now.
-Sorry.
1029
00:58:45,146 --> 00:58:47,732
-♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump ♪
-♪ Everybody jump ♪
1030
00:58:47,815 --> 00:58:49,901
♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump ♪
1031
00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:53,905
-♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump ♪
-♪ Everybody jump ♪
1032
00:58:53,988 --> 00:58:56,282
♪♪ (continues)
1033
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,167
♪♪ (fades)
1034
00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:08,628
What? What in God's name just happened?
1035
00:59:09,587 --> 00:59:12,632
All right, guys. The van's leaving
in two minutes, all right?
1036
00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:15,885
Um, Coach?
You forgettin' something?
1037
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:18,346
Coach, we won.
1038
00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:21,140
Ah, y'all stop messing around, okay?
1039
00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:24,227
Look, I want to beat rush hour,
so let's get goin', okay?
1040
00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:25,979
-Uh-uh.
-Come on, Coach.
1041
00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:30,191
-(voices overlapping)
-But my asthma is... You unders...
1042
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:33,486
I don't have the...
(raspy breathing)
1043
00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:36,155
(team chanting)
Coach Roy! Coach Roy! Coach Roy!
1044
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,700
(chanting intensifies)
Coach! Coach! Coach!
1045
00:59:38,783 --> 00:59:41,369
All right, y'all got me good. All right.
1046
00:59:41,452 --> 00:59:42,829
(sighs)
1047
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,875
Coach Roy! Coach Roy!
Coach Roy! Coach Roy!
1048
00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:50,211
(chanting continues)
1049
00:59:57,719 --> 00:59:59,262
♪ One, two, three, uh ♪
1050
00:59:59,345 --> 01:00:02,765
♪ My baby don't mess around
because she loves me so ♪
1051
01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:05,602
♪ And this I know for sho' ♪
1052
01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:07,645
♪ Uh! ♪
1053
01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:09,856
♪ But does she really wanna ♪
1054
01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:14,068
♪ But can't stand
to see me walk out the do' ♪
1055
01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:18,114
♪ Don't try to fight the feeling ♪
1056
01:00:18,197 --> 01:00:22,952
♪ 'Cause the thought alone
is killing me right now ♪
1057
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,162
♪ Uh! ♪
1058
01:00:24,245 --> 01:00:26,164
♪ Thank God for Mom and Dad ♪
1059
01:00:26,247 --> 01:00:28,124
♪ For stickin' two together ♪
1060
01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:31,336
♪ 'Cause we don't know how ♪
1061
01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:35,089
-♪ Come on! ♪
-♪ Hey, ya ♪
1062
01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:40,178
-♪ Hey, ya ♪
-(groans)
1063
01:00:40,261 --> 01:00:43,097
-♪ Hey, ya ♪
-Ooh.
1064
01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:45,224
(gargling)
1065
01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:47,560
♪ Hey, ya ♪
1066
01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,313
I was thinking you all might like...
1067
01:00:51,147 --> 01:00:53,024
-What the...
-(chattering)
1068
01:00:53,107 --> 01:00:55,985
-Yeah! It's our new uniforms!
-Oh! These are tight!
1069
01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:59,405
-♪ Hey, ya ♪
-23! 32!
1070
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:03,576
♪ Hey, ya ♪
1071
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,620
♪♪ (romance)
1072
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:13,628
♪ And they called it puppy love ♪
1073
01:01:13,711 --> 01:01:16,005
-You like it?
-I love it.
1074
01:01:16,089 --> 01:01:18,132
(whistles)
1075
01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:20,134
♪ Oh, I guess they'll never know ♪
1076
01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:21,678
BOY: No, no. Please, no.
Not the face! Not the face!
1077
01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:24,180
-(blow landing)
-BOY: Ow! Aah!
1078
01:01:24,263 --> 01:01:28,434
-♪ How a young heart really feels ♪
-(boy whimpering)
1079
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:31,187
(blows landing)
1080
01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:36,776
♪ And why I love her so ♪
1081
01:01:36,859 --> 01:01:41,322
-♪ And they call it puppy love ♪
-Let's sit down.
1082
01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:42,448
Here.
1083
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:47,036
-My highest grade ever.
-(chuckles) C plus.
1084
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,038
So, can I keep the skateboard or...
1085
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,707
-No, it's mine.
-Oh.
1086
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:56,963
♪ Tell them all it please,
tell them it isn't fair ♪
1087
01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:59,006
Ow! Ow! Ow!
1088
01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:03,720
♪ To take away my only dream ♪
1089
01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:07,223
♪♪ (fades)
1090
01:02:07,306 --> 01:02:10,685
(engine sputtering)
1091
01:02:10,768 --> 01:02:13,896
(tires screeching)
1092
01:02:19,026 --> 01:02:19,986
♪♪ (funk)
1093
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:22,363
(cheering, hooting)
1094
01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:25,867
(chanting)
S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
1095
01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:30,288
When it comes to basketball,
we are the best! Say what?
1096
01:02:30,371 --> 01:02:33,833
S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
1097
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:38,212
When it comes to basketball,
there is no contest!
1098
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:39,881
(buzzer sounds)
1099
01:02:42,884 --> 01:02:44,427
COACH ROY:
Come on, guys! Come on!
1100
01:02:44,510 --> 01:02:46,971
Yo! Don't make me get the Icy Hot!
1101
01:02:48,973 --> 01:02:50,516
All right, how's their forward shootin'?
1102
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,143
He's throwin' up nothing
but bricks from the outside.
1103
01:02:52,226 --> 01:02:53,728
Twenty percent last game
from beyond the arc.
1104
01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:56,314
All they have to do
is keep the kid out of the paint.
1105
01:02:57,356 --> 01:03:01,068
AMY: Twenty-five seconds left in
the Smelters' first-ever play-off game.
1106
01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:03,613
Keith passes to One Love.
One Love shoots. He scores!
1107
01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:04,947
-(blows whistle)
-(cheering)
1108
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,700
Traveling! Basket doesn't count!
1109
01:03:08,701 --> 01:03:09,786
Are you insane?
1110
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:12,580
How bad a ref do you have to be
to call middle school?
1111
01:03:12,663 --> 01:03:15,374
What? Was junior varsity
too demanding for you?
1112
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,543
-Roy! Roy!
-Huh?
1113
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:21,672
555-97...
1114
01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:25,885
It's my phone number! Write it down!
1115
01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,303
Oh!
1116
01:03:27,386 --> 01:03:30,389
Oh, it's her number. Um, go ahead.
1117
01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:32,517
-All right, uh, go.
-555...
1118
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,227
-555...
-97...
1119
01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:35,895
-97...
-41.
1120
01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:37,855
41. Okay.
1121
01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:38,898
Go!
1122
01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,399
(buzzer sounds)
1123
01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:43,736
(cheering)
1124
01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:49,659
Hey, hey! Oh! Yeah!
1125
01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:51,077
(cheering)
1126
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,579
We're going to the finals, baby!
1127
01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:57,333
Yeah!
1128
01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:14,559
These were Magic Johnson's.
1129
01:04:14,642 --> 01:04:16,644
Have you seen the vertical
One Love gets in these?
1130
01:04:19,313 --> 01:04:22,108
-(mouths words)
-Go talk to him.
1131
01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:24,443
(mouths words)
1132
01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:31,200
Hi.
1133
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:36,664
Hi.
1134
01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:43,045
He's shy. I'm Goggles. I'm the sixth man.
1135
01:04:43,129 --> 01:04:45,464
Means I like to ride the pine.
1136
01:04:46,757 --> 01:04:47,967
Who's your friend?
1137
01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,845
(mouths)
1138
01:04:50,928 --> 01:04:52,763
COACH ROY:
Big Wes.
1139
01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:55,558
Yeah, Coach?
1140
01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:58,144
Hey, man,
you can't run from the ladies forever.
1141
01:04:58,227 --> 01:05:00,313
Oh, no, it's not that.
1142
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,231
It's just...
1143
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:05,026
I kind of have a girlfriend.
1144
01:05:05,109 --> 01:05:08,446
Hey, this is me, man. This is the coach.
1145
01:05:09,447 --> 01:05:11,949
Trust me. He has a girlfriend.
1146
01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:14,535
-And how would you know?
-'Cause I've seen her.
1147
01:05:15,202 --> 01:05:16,913
And if you talk to that girl again,
1148
01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:18,706
you're gonna need a new face.
1149
01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:21,375
Okay.
1150
01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:26,589
(mouthing words, snorts)
1151
01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:29,926
♪ Fallin' in love, fallin' in love ♪
1152
01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:35,014
(tires screeching, engine sputtering)
1153
01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:38,726
(backfiring)
1154
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:47,902
(exhales)
1155
01:05:47,985 --> 01:05:50,154
Now, if my teacher looked like you,
1156
01:05:50,237 --> 01:05:54,033
I would have the vocabulary
to pay you a decent compliment.
1157
01:05:54,116 --> 01:06:00,498
So I'm just gonna say,
mm, mm, mm, mm.
1158
01:06:00,581 --> 01:06:02,375
-(laughs)
-No, I ain't finished.
1159
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:06,796
Mm, mm, mm, mm. Just one more. Mm.
1160
01:06:06,879 --> 01:06:08,965
Mm!
(grunts)
1161
01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:10,925
So, I just thought I'd tell you that.
1162
01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:14,845
That'll do.
And thank you for dressing up.
1163
01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:19,976
Well, you know, my Prada had puke on it,
and ice cream. You know, the kids.
1164
01:06:20,059 --> 01:06:22,603
Relax, relax, Roy. You look very nice.
1165
01:06:22,687 --> 01:06:26,983
Thank you. Um, you know,
it's just been a long week.
1166
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:28,567
Why don't you come in?
1167
01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:35,992
JEANIE: Keith! Keith!
Save some for tomorrow, baby. Come on.
1168
01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,160
I need you guys to clear this up.
It's getting late.
1169
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:39,245
Later.
1170
01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:43,290
-I'm just waitin' to see him pass it back.
-(laughing)
1171
01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:44,792
Don't step on my flowers.
1172
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,336
-Thank you, baby.
-Your mama did her thing.
1173
01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:48,963
Yeah, yeah. It's all right.
1174
01:06:49,046 --> 01:06:50,297
-Thank you.
-Good night, Coach.
1175
01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,342
You know, when you first came here,
1176
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:56,137
I had a real bad first impression of you.
1177
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:58,681
Oh, but you was dead wrong, right?
1178
01:06:58,764 --> 01:07:00,641
No. I was dead right.
1179
01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,893
I mean, you were a spoiled pretty boy,
1180
01:07:02,977 --> 01:07:05,021
who was handed everything he ever wanted.
1181
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:07,982
You didn't give a damn about coachin'
basketball, only your suits.
1182
01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:12,028
All I'm saying is, look at you now.
1183
01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:16,407
Look, this, uh, personal attack on my...
on my personality...
1184
01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:19,827
Is it leading up to a kiss or, or a slap?
1185
01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:21,495
'Cause I can't tell yet.
1186
01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:25,666
We'll see. I haven't decided yet.
1187
01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:29,211
(chuckles)
Yeah.
1188
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:36,927
Coach.
1189
01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:39,388
-Hey.
-Hey.
1190
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:41,223
What you doin' here?
You going to the game?
1191
01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:43,434
Hey, you know, Fuzzy's been on fire, man.
1192
01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:45,644
Oh. Good for Fuzzy. What's a Fuzzy?
It doesn't matter.
1193
01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:47,188
Look. Do you check your messages?
1194
01:07:47,271 --> 01:07:49,482
The N.C.B.A. review, it's today.
1195
01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:50,816
They want to reinstate you.
1196
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:53,486
Today the kids got the championship.
1197
01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:54,820
I know that. I worked it out. Look.
1198
01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:57,364
The N.C.B.A. review's
not scheduled till 4:00.
1199
01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:58,741
The game's at 5:00. You can make both.
1200
01:07:58,824 --> 01:08:00,117
But we gotta move now, huh.
1201
01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:02,703
-Seriously?
-Seriously. Let me get that.
1202
01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:05,539
Come on. Oh, this is lovely.
This must look great on you.
1203
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:10,544
(cheering)
1204
01:08:12,546 --> 01:08:15,508
V-I-K-I-N-G-S!
1205
01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:17,134
You know, Ken, it's about the kids.
1206
01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:19,261
I try to instill a good work ethic,
1207
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:21,764
but a lot of the parents
get a little too wrapped up.
1208
01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:25,768
I'm not gonna pretend that
doesn't peeve me off. It's about the kids.
1209
01:08:25,851 --> 01:08:28,771
(shouts) What are we doin'?
What are we standing around for?
1210
01:08:28,854 --> 01:08:31,232
Let's go! I want some drills!
1211
01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:34,193
Come on! I'm talking to you!
1212
01:08:39,573 --> 01:08:41,158
Man, stop the car.
1213
01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:44,912
-What time is it?
-Ten to 4:00. You're good.
1214
01:08:44,995 --> 01:08:47,456
Don't worry about it, okay.
But go in there and knock 'em dead.
1215
01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,416
(chuckles)
1216
01:08:53,337 --> 01:08:55,005
(exhales)
1217
01:08:58,509 --> 01:09:01,679
What has two thumbs
and makes a lot of money? Huh?
1218
01:09:01,762 --> 01:09:03,389
This guy.
(chuckles)
1219
01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:07,560
If your beverage gets a little warm, I
could cool it off with a little ice. Huh?
1220
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:11,272
(dialing)
1221
01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:13,566
-(cell phone rings)
-Excuse me.
1222
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:17,153
(ringing continues)
1223
01:09:17,236 --> 01:09:19,363
-(beeps)
-Coach Roy's phone.
1224
01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:20,489
Roy?
1225
01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:22,741
I'm sorry, this is his representative,
Tim Fink.
1226
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:24,243
How can I help you? Roy's in a meeting.
1227
01:09:24,326 --> 01:09:27,329
A meeting? But he has
a championship game today.
1228
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,832
Right. With the, uh, Smugglers. Yeah.
1229
01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,709
Well, he's in the N.C.B.A. review.
1230
01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:34,962
Well, can you get him out of the meeting
with the N.C.B.A.?
1231
01:09:35,045 --> 01:09:37,339
Uh, okay. Just hang on one second. Yeah.
1232
01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:40,426
I'm not gonna do that. He's got his career
to think about. And mine.
1233
01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:42,011
Okay? This is way more important
than some kids
1234
01:09:42,094 --> 01:09:44,680
playing in a gym
with Fuzzies and Goggles.
1235
01:09:45,472 --> 01:09:48,517
Well, can you tell him
that he's a huge disappointment to me,
1236
01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:50,561
to my son, to the Fuzzies, to the Goggles
1237
01:09:50,644 --> 01:09:53,731
and to everybody else who thought
he actually cared about something?
1238
01:09:53,814 --> 01:09:57,860
Huge disappointment... you and son.
1239
01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:00,362
Got it. And, uh, your name is, sweetheart?
1240
01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:03,532
You want my name? Listen real close.
1241
01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:09,788
(exhales)
1242
01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:14,627
Sit down. Sit down, Roy.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
1243
01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:19,757
I just want to be the first to say about
the whole banning thing... My bad.
1244
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:23,510
Those kids of yours are getting more press
than Polytech itself.
1245
01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:26,263
Hey, well, you know,
I'm just glad we could
1246
01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:28,182
put a few wins under our belts,
you know.
1247
01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:30,309
It just feels nice to
give back to the community.
1248
01:10:30,392 --> 01:10:31,977
Yeah, right.
1249
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,896
Uh, you know, you got your job back, Roy.
1250
01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:35,481
You can drop the P.R. routine.
1251
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:38,067
But that was brilliant the way
you used those kids.
1252
01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:39,610
Nice going.
1253
01:10:40,152 --> 01:10:44,323
You just have to sign here, Coach,
and you get your old life back.
1254
01:10:47,952 --> 01:10:49,995
(sighs)
1255
01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:57,586
(sighs)
You know, these kids, man,
1256
01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:59,797
they really taught me a lot.
1257
01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:04,176
And they've made me a better coach.
Better than I ever was.
1258
01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:06,595
Uh, uh, I think I see where this is going.
1259
01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:09,848
I swear to you, Roy,
we're giving you everything you want.
1260
01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:12,685
Nah, nah. I don't...
I don't think you know what I mean.
1261
01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:15,354
Listen. Look, thanks for the offer, man,
1262
01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:18,565
but I already got a team.
1263
01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:21,485
I'm the coach, man,
of the Mount Vernon Smelters.
1264
01:11:21,568 --> 01:11:24,196
And I'm proud of that. Okay?
1265
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:26,115
Are you out of your mind?
1266
01:11:26,198 --> 01:11:29,243
No. I'm not out of my mind.
1267
01:11:29,326 --> 01:11:32,162
I found a group of kids
that love the game of basketball
1268
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,540
the way I love the game of basketball.
1269
01:11:34,623 --> 01:11:36,834
You know? So damn the fame, man.
1270
01:11:37,876 --> 01:11:40,838
You know, I don't care nothin'
about the year's supply of deodorant.
1271
01:11:40,921 --> 01:11:43,340
I just want to have fun
and teach these kids, man.
1272
01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:47,469
So, thank you very much.
I have a team to go coach.
1273
01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:50,556
We're in the finals,
and you're making me late.
1274
01:11:53,767 --> 01:11:55,644
Wish me luck, will ya?
1275
01:11:58,605 --> 01:12:00,566
Roy! How'd we do?
1276
01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,735
Coach, it's rush hour.
You're never gonna make it across town.
1277
01:12:02,818 --> 01:12:05,237
It's gonna take you an hour.
Okay. Let me get my stuff.
1278
01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:07,364
(tires squeal)
1279
01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:15,581
You got to get back on "D."
1280
01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:18,292
What? You don't tell me what to do.
1281
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:20,627
You are not our coach!
1282
01:12:22,379 --> 01:12:23,714
We don't have one.
1283
01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:31,388
(tires screeching)
1284
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:34,266
(trash can clattering)
1285
01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:37,186
(exhales)
Yes!
1286
01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:45,152
Oh.
1287
01:12:45,235 --> 01:12:46,779
(blows whistle)
1288
01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:49,156
Blocking foul. Smelter.
1289
01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:51,742
(crowd booing)
1290
01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:56,914
"Late" Carl once again making
a disappointing call against the Smelters.
1291
01:12:56,997 --> 01:12:58,415
After calls like that, you gotta wonder
1292
01:12:58,499 --> 01:13:00,834
if the league brass pressured him
to keep this game close.
1293
01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:08,258
-Oh, my God, he's here.
-It's Coach Roy!
1294
01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:10,344
I thought you got your team back.
1295
01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:12,888
This is my team, baby.
1296
01:13:15,265 --> 01:13:18,519
-(cheering)
-Whoa! Whoa!
1297
01:13:18,602 --> 01:13:20,646
Yeah!
1298
01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:22,231
I was so right about you.
1299
01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:25,150
I mean, from before, when I told
you that you were an egomaniac.
1300
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:27,945
'Cause no, not last night.
Last night I was wrong.
1301
01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:31,573
Oh.
1302
01:13:31,657 --> 01:13:33,075
All right, all right.
1303
01:13:33,158 --> 01:13:34,284
But you came back.
1304
01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:36,370
(whispers) Okay,
never mind the message. Bye.
1305
01:13:36,453 --> 01:13:37,788
Yes!
1306
01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:41,875
Hey, Carl. Delay of game. Let's go!
1307
01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:44,461
-Time out!
-(whistle blows)
1308
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:46,880
All right, guys. Listen up.
This is important.
1309
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:49,633
All right, Ralph,
how many quarters did you play?
1310
01:13:49,716 --> 01:13:50,843
Two.
1311
01:13:50,926 --> 01:13:52,553
How many times did you puke today?
1312
01:13:52,636 --> 01:13:54,054
None.
1313
01:13:54,138 --> 01:13:56,515
-You're a regular ol' Michael Jordan.
-(chuckles)
1314
01:13:56,598 --> 01:13:57,975
Big Mac.
1315
01:13:58,851 --> 01:14:00,436
I'm proud of you. Congratulations.
1316
01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:02,729
Passing math.
Give her a round of applause.
1317
01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:04,189
Yeah.
1318
01:14:05,149 --> 01:14:06,775
You know, you even got Keith passin'.
1319
01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:10,154
He's actually coming out on
the court and passin' the ball.
1320
01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:13,198
-(laughs)
-You. Big Wes.
1321
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:16,243
Yes. The ladies' man!
1322
01:14:17,744 --> 01:14:20,664
Uh, hey, keep doin' your thing.
1323
01:14:20,747 --> 01:14:22,166
Big center, right?
1324
01:14:22,249 --> 01:14:25,335
Fuzzy. Man, that defense thing you doin'?
1325
01:14:25,419 --> 01:14:27,713
I'm loving that. That's what wins games.
1326
01:14:27,796 --> 01:14:29,631
-You feel me?
-Yeah.
1327
01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:32,217
And look, guys,
no matter what the scoreboard says,
1328
01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:34,303
I want you to know you are all winners.
1329
01:14:34,386 --> 01:14:36,346
Have fun, all right?
1330
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:39,516
I love this game, and I know you do.
1331
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,519
So go out here and crush them,
and have fun doin' it.
1332
01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:44,646
"Smelters" on three.
1333
01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:47,483
-(voices overlapping) Yeah!
-Let's do this!
1334
01:14:47,566 --> 01:14:51,320
One, two, three! Smelters!
1335
01:14:51,403 --> 01:14:54,156
-(cheering)
-Yeah!
1336
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,410
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1337
01:14:58,785 --> 01:15:00,329
-(Wes shouts)
-♪♪ (rock)
1338
01:15:00,954 --> 01:15:02,831
-(Wes shouts)
-(whistle blows)
1339
01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:07,127
-Hey, hey, hey.
-♪ You're so unbelievable ♪
1340
01:15:07,211 --> 01:15:09,171
(mouthing words)
1341
01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:11,590
-♪ You're unbelievable ♪
-(whistle blows)
1342
01:15:11,673 --> 01:15:14,968
♪♪ (continues)
1343
01:15:26,271 --> 01:15:29,107
-♪ Whoa ♪
-♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1344
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:30,442
Yes!
1345
01:15:39,701 --> 01:15:42,120
(cheering)
1346
01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:45,123
AMY:
The team is in the zone.
1347
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:47,960
They have blown their
old per-game averages out of the water.
1348
01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:50,629
-Even Ralph scored?
-BOTH: No.
1349
01:15:50,712 --> 01:15:53,674
But he's keeping his hands up.
Go, Ralph!
1350
01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:56,009
-(halfheartedly) Go. Way to go.
-Go, Ralph!
1351
01:15:58,637 --> 01:16:01,431
(cheering)
1352
01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:04,434
Jump in his 12:00!
1353
01:16:06,270 --> 01:16:07,479
Jump in his 12:00!
1354
01:16:12,025 --> 01:16:14,319
Hey, hey, hey. Earth to Carl.
1355
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:17,781
Earth to Carl. You gonna call that?
1356
01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:20,993
(blows whistle)
1357
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,205
Offensive charge!
1358
01:16:26,456 --> 01:16:29,501
Oh! You've got to be kidding me!
1359
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:39,052
Just wanna say you doing a real good job.
1360
01:16:40,345 --> 01:16:43,015
Yeah, I know I'm doing a good job.
1361
01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:44,975
But it's still nice
to hear it once in a while.
1362
01:16:45,058 --> 01:16:47,894
I just read this book saying
you should give yourself pats on the back.
1363
01:16:47,978 --> 01:16:51,231
Daddy never gave me those pats I needed.
You know, Daddy, he never--
1364
01:16:51,315 --> 01:16:53,734
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
(gibberish)
1365
01:16:53,817 --> 01:16:58,322
This guy's as blind as my dead grandma,
twice as slow!
1366
01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,741
Why don't you just relax, man?
It's just a game.
1367
01:17:00,824 --> 01:17:04,077
Oh, yeah. It's just a game?
This is the state championships!
1368
01:17:04,161 --> 01:17:07,039
You slap him with a "T," idiot,
or go back to Foot Locker.
1369
01:17:07,956 --> 01:17:12,336
-(blows whistle)
-I got a technical. Smelters shoot two.
1370
01:17:12,419 --> 01:17:13,837
I'm doing good.
1371
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:15,714
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
1372
01:17:15,797 --> 01:17:17,549
Yes! Yes!
1373
01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,675
Yes!
1374
01:17:24,598 --> 01:17:25,974
Two shots.
1375
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:37,110
(cheering)
1376
01:17:40,697 --> 01:17:42,157
CARL:
One shot.
1377
01:17:57,297 --> 01:17:58,924
-Time out.
-(whistle blows)
1378
01:18:01,301 --> 01:18:02,678
Come here.
1379
01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:06,556
All right. Here we go, guys. Listen.
1380
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:09,059
Communicate out there, okay?
1381
01:18:09,142 --> 01:18:10,811
Work together as a team.
1382
01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:13,480
And then the other thing
I want to say was, next year...
1383
01:18:15,565 --> 01:18:17,192
I'll be back to take you all
to the championships.
1384
01:18:17,275 --> 01:18:18,652
(cheering)
1385
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:24,157
That's right. Now, "Smelters" on three.
Stop playin'.
1386
01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:26,618
One, two, three. Smelters!
1387
01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:29,955
Keith, you're the captain.
1388
01:18:30,038 --> 01:18:31,915
I know, I know. Pass it, pass it.
1389
01:18:31,998 --> 01:18:33,500
No, I wasn't gonna say that.
1390
01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:37,045
I want you to trust yourself.
That's what I was gonna say.
1391
01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:39,840
Trust yourself. Do your thing.
1392
01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:54,104
Yes! Ooh!
1393
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:10,287
-(buzzer sounds)
-No!
1394
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:16,752
(cheering)
1395
01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:25,260
(blows whistle)
1396
01:19:25,343 --> 01:19:28,013
-Foul! Smelters shoot two.
-Yeah.
1397
01:19:28,096 --> 01:19:30,432
Yes! Yes!
1398
01:19:30,515 --> 01:19:31,808
Yes.
1399
01:19:35,937 --> 01:19:37,105
-Hey, hey. You can't...
-(thuds)
1400
01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:40,192
You can't blow the whistle
when the game is over!
1401
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:43,195
But I just did do that!
1402
01:19:43,278 --> 01:19:44,738
No one tells me what to do.
1403
01:19:44,821 --> 01:19:47,407
I'm an authority figure.
You better step back there.
1404
01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:51,411
Two shots.
1405
01:20:07,844 --> 01:20:09,846
-Yeah!
-Yes!
1406
01:20:09,930 --> 01:20:10,972
Oh, yeah.
1407
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,103
Whoo!
1408
01:20:19,981 --> 01:20:21,233
One shot.
1409
01:20:22,734 --> 01:20:24,027
(mouths words)
1410
01:20:38,041 --> 01:20:39,793
Yeah! Whoo!
1411
01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:46,758
-Whoo!
-Yeah!
1412
01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:49,803
(cheering)
1413
01:20:53,014 --> 01:20:55,350
Yeah! Number one, baby!
1414
01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:01,106
Hey, listen, um,
1415
01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:04,860
there's a message on your machine that
I want to talk about.
1416
01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:09,072
-What did it say?
-Well, basically, in my own words...
1417
01:21:09,155 --> 01:21:11,449
-Yeah.
-This.
1418
01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:15,787
Oh, wow.
1419
01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:19,124
You know what you said about me?
1420
01:21:19,207 --> 01:21:23,545
-Mm-hmm.
-You were right. You were dead on.
1421
01:21:23,628 --> 01:21:25,422
What can I say? I'm a teacher.
1422
01:21:25,505 --> 01:21:27,340
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
1423
01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:31,678
(laughing)
1424
01:21:50,822 --> 01:21:52,824
♪♪ ("Eye of the Tiger")
1425
01:22:17,265 --> 01:22:20,101
♪♪ (continues)
1426
01:22:32,989 --> 01:22:34,574
(grunts)
1427
01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:40,747
♪ Risin' up back on the street ♪
1428
01:22:40,830 --> 01:22:43,917
♪ Did my time took my chances ♪
1429
01:22:45,168 --> 01:22:48,505
♪ Went the distance
now I'm back on my feet ♪
1430
01:22:48,588 --> 01:22:52,634
♪ Just a man and his will to survive ♪
1431
01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:58,181
♪ So many times it happens too fast ♪
1432
01:22:58,264 --> 01:23:00,976
♪ You trade your passion for glory ♪
1433
01:23:02,602 --> 01:23:06,064
♪ Don't lose your grip
on the dreams of the past ♪
1434
01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:10,276
♪ You must fight just to keep them alive ♪
1435
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:14,698
♪ It's the eye of the tiger
it's the thrill of the fight ♪
1436
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:19,202
♪ Risin' up to the challenge
of our rival ♪
1437
01:23:19,285 --> 01:23:23,498
♪ And the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night ♪
1438
01:23:23,581 --> 01:23:27,877
♪ And he's watchin' us all with the eye ♪
1439
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,839
♪ Of the tiger ♪
1440
01:23:33,758 --> 01:23:37,762
♪ Face to face out in the heat ♪
1441
01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:41,182
♪ Hangin' tough stayin' hungry ♪
1442
01:23:42,183 --> 01:23:45,854
♪ They stack the odds
till we take to the street ♪
1443
01:23:45,937 --> 01:23:50,066
♪ For the kill with the skill to survive ♪
1444
01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:54,320
♪ It's the eye of the tiger
it's the thrill of the fight ♪
1445
01:23:54,404 --> 01:23:58,658
♪ Risin' up to the challenge
of our rival ♪
1446
01:23:58,742 --> 01:24:02,954
♪ And the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night ♪
1447
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:07,709
♪ And he's watchin' us all with the eye ♪
1448
01:24:07,792 --> 01:24:10,545
♪ Of the tiger ♪
1449
01:24:18,011 --> 01:24:21,890
♪ Risin' up straight to the top ♪
1450
01:24:21,973 --> 01:24:25,310
♪ Had the guts got the glory ♪
1451
01:24:26,686 --> 01:24:29,856
♪ Went the distance
now, I'm not gonna stop ♪
1452
01:24:29,939 --> 01:24:33,985
♪ Just a man and his will to survive ♪
1453
01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:38,198
♪ It's the eye of the tiger
it's the thrill of the fight ♪
1454
01:24:38,281 --> 01:24:42,702
♪ Risin' up to the challenge
of our rival ♪
1455
01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:46,915
♪ And the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night ♪
1456
01:24:46,998 --> 01:24:53,671
♪ And he's watchin' us all with the eye ♪
1457
01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:57,258
♪ Of the tiger ♪
1458
01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:09,312
♪ The eye of the tiger ♪
1459
01:25:15,860 --> 01:25:18,488
♪ The eye of the tiger ♪
1460
01:25:23,993 --> 01:25:27,122
♪ The eye of the tiger ♪
1461
01:25:33,419 --> 01:25:35,922
♪ The eye of the tiger ♪
1462
01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:41,845
♪♪ (fades)
1463
01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:46,891
♪♪ (rousing classical music)
1464
01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:36,691
♪♪ (fades)
1465
01:26:36,774 --> 01:26:38,776
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