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When your father
Was a boy like you

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And living with me
Here in norway,

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I told him
About witches, too,

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So that he would
Always be aware.

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Now, the most
Important thing

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You should know about
Real witches is this-

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Now listen
Very carefully.

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Real witches dress
In ordinary clothes

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And look very much
Like ordinary women.

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They live
In ordinary houses,

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And they work
In ordinary jobs.

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Every country
In the world has witches.

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And there is a leader,

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A high witch,

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Of each country.

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And the ruler
Of all the witches

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Is the most evil woman
In creation-

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The grand high witch...

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Herself.

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Witches spend
Their time

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Plotting
To kill children,

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Stalking
The wretched child

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Like a hunter stalks
A bird in the forest.

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Did they hunt you?

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You said
It was an accident.

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A very unpleasant
Accident.

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You know,
When i was younger,

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I traveled the world in search
For the grand high witch,

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But i never found her.

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I don't really believe

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That anyone
Has ever found her.

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So if no one's seen
The grand high witch,

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How are you sure
She exists?

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Nobody's ever seen
The devil,

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But we know he exists,
Don't we?

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Yeah.

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For all you know,

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A witch might be living
Next door to you.

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When i was little,

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I lived beside a girl
Called erica,

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Who was taken
By a witch.

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Erica had very
Strict parents.

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But even that
Didn't save poor erica,

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Because when a witch
Chooses a victim,

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There is only
One hope of escape-

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Knowing everything
About them

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That i am telling you.

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I'm warning you.

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Erica, come in.

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What makes her
Dangerous

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Is the fact that she
Doesn't look dangerous.

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You can never be sure

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If it's a witch
You are looking at

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Or a kind lady.

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Ah, erica.

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How do you like
My new painting?

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It'smagnifique,
Papa.

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Go to larsen's

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And buy...

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A liter of milk.
Hmm?

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Ja,papa.

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Come straight home.

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Ja,da.

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Real witches
Hate children.

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Real witches
Are quite bald,

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Although, of course,
They wear wigs...

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That itch...

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And cause them
Scalp rash.

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Do you know
What scalp rash is?

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No.

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Itching under the wig.

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It must drive them crazy.

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They look quite hideous

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Behind their human
Face masks

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And can only be distinguished
From ordinary women

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If you are sharp enough

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To spot the purple tinge
To their eyes.

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Real witches
Have no toes.

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Their feet
Have square ends,

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Revolting stumps where
Their toes should be,

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So they never wear
Pointed or pretty shoes,

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Just plain,
Sensible shoes.

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Remember these things.

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Perhaps if erica
Had known them...

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Ha ha!

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Oh, my poor erica.

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For weeks
They searched,

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But witches
Don't murder children

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With knives or guns.

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That's for people
Who get caught,

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And witches
Never get caught.

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They searched
For miles around.

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Everyone in the town
Searched,

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But she had completely
Disappeared.

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I was there in erica's house
Six weeks later.

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Good day,
Frau larsen.

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Come in, helga.
Have some cake.

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I was her best friend
When it all happened.

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Then that day,

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While erica's mother
Was pouring the coffee,

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Her father came
Walking towards us.

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It was as though
He had seen a ghost.

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His face
Was all twisted up

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As he walked towards
The painting behind me.

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There, as if it
Always had been there,

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Was erica,

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Locked
In the painting,

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Gazing at us.

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Papa.

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I don't believe it.

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You saw her in the
Painting, grandma?

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Many times.

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But the peculiar thing

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Was that little erica kept on
Changing her position

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In the picture.

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So one day she'd be
Feeding the ducks,

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The next day she'd be
Inside the farmhouse,

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Looking out of a window.

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Did you see her
Moving in the picture?

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Nobody did.

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She was always
Just a figure

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Motionless
In the painting.

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As the years went by,

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Erica grew older,
Too.

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And only
Five or six years ago,

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The old woman
That erica had become,

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Bent and frail
In the painting,

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Began to disappear.

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Until one morning,

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She was gone.

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You mean she died?

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Who knows?

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Mysterious things go on
In the world of witches.

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Hey,
It's almost 9:00.

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Grandma's
Been telling me

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About witches,
Mom.

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And frightening you
Before you go to sleep.

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Good night,
Darling.

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Everything all right,
Mother?

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Helga:
Very all right.

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Go off. Enjoy
Yourselves.

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Goodbye,
Mom.

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Here you go.

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Good night, son.

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Good night, dad.

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No more stories, ok?

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Oh, no.

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Come on, grandma.
Just one more story.

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All right, then.
One more.

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But very short.

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Witches...

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Are very cruel.

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And they have a highly-developed
Sense of smell.

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A real witch could smell you
Across the street

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On a pitch-black night.

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She couldn't smell me.
I just had a shower.

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Oh, yes, she could.

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The cleaner you are,

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The more a witch
Can smell you.

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That doesn't make sense.

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Oh, yes, it does.

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A dirty child,
It's the dirt she smells.

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A clean child,
It is the child.

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Wow.

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I'll never have
A shower again,

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And i'll have you
For an excuse.

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Well, just not too often.

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Only once a month
Is probably safe.

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So a witch could
Smell me right now?

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To me, you smell of
Raspberries and cream,

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But to a witch,

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You would smell
Absolutely disgusting.

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What kind
Of disgusting?

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Like dogs' droppings.

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I don't believe it.

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You don't believe it?

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What's more,

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To a witch, you'd smell
Of fresh dogs' droppings.

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That's not true.

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There's no point
In arguing.

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It's a fact of life.

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So if you see a woman
In the street

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Holding her nose
As she passes you,

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She could easily
Be a witch.

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And now it is
Definitely bedtime.

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Good night, grandma.

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Mmm...

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Mmm!

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Mom?

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Dad?

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Frau evershim, could i
Come in for a minute?

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I'm afraid
I have some bad news.

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Ja,come in.

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Wait here.

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Come on.

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Come here to me.

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Come on.

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Let's cuddle up
Here.

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Sit on my lap,
All right?

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There.

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Shall we bring them
To england?

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Yeah.

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Ja,we'll do that.

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I think
They're very good.

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I really do.

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Quite a talent there

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Which i didn't know
Anything about.

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Thanks.

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Helga:
After the accident,

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I didn't take luke
Back to america right away.

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We went to england
Where i had a house.

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He started at the school

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His mother and father
Had chosen for him...

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Bald?

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That's why
They wear wigs.

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...before they came to me
On their vacation.

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They itch
And scratch a lot.

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I saw a woman yesterday
With purple eyes.

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Mmm.

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Unh.

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Hello, young man.

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What a magnificent
Tree house.

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Did you build it
Yourself?

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My dad and i did.

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I've got something
For you here...

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Something i think
You'll like.

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Jump down.

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No!

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What?

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00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,900
No, thank you
Very much.

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It's worth
A lot of money.

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This is
Private property.

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There's nothing
To be frightened of.

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I just wanted
To give you this.

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I found him
On my walk.

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He's quite harmless.

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See?

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Little boys
Love snakes.

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Here, he's yours.

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00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:40,921
Grandma!

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00:14:41,004 --> 00:14:43,131
I'll leave him here
If you like.

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You can come down
On your own

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And get him. Hmm?

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They wriggle away
Quite quickly,

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Unless you tell them
Not to.

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Grandma!

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00:15:00,188 --> 00:15:03,065
Perhaps you'd like
Some chocolate instead?

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00:15:03,065 --> 00:15:05,859
Grandma!

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00:15:05,943 --> 00:15:09,321
She can't hear you.

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00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,698
What's your name?

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Is it...

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Luke?

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Thought so.

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00:15:17,453 --> 00:15:19,872
Here you are,
Luke.

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A big bar
Of chocolate.

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If you c-

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Luke.

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00:15:27,045 --> 00:15:29,464
Luke, it's dinnertime.

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00:15:35,678 --> 00:15:37,138
Luke!

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00:15:37,138 --> 00:15:39,723
Luke, dinnertime.

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Grandma,
Did you see her?

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00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:48,648
Yes.

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00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:50,358
I think she was a witch.

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00:15:50,441 --> 00:15:51,984
Gloves, purple eyes.

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She wanted me
To climb down.

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She hypnotized a snake
She wanted to give me.

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A real one?

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00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,283
A real snake, yes!

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I swear.

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00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:08,374
Yes, luke.
I believe you.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Close your eyes.
No cheating.

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To your chair.
There we are.

274
00:16:24,805 --> 00:16:27,016
? Happy birthda
Y to you?

275
00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:29,225
? Happy birthday
To you?

276
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,103
? Happy birthday,
Dear luke?

277
00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:34,481
? Happy birthday
To you?

278
00:16:34,481 --> 00:16:35,440
There.

279
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,358
Oh, grandma!
They're great!

280
00:16:37,859 --> 00:16:39,276
I'll build them
A whole circus,

281
00:16:39,777 --> 00:16:40,736
Teach them tricks

282
00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:42,154
And acrobatics
And stuff.

283
00:16:42,654 --> 00:16:45,032
It must be so neat
Being a mouse.

284
00:16:45,032 --> 00:16:46,492
Just play all day

285
00:16:46,492 --> 00:16:48,868
And eat, and then
Play some more.

286
00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:51,287
I'm going to rig up
A whole room

287
00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:52,705
With ramps and-

288
00:16:52,705 --> 00:16:54,165
Oh!

289
00:16:54,165 --> 00:16:55,124
Grandma!

290
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,043
Grandma!

291
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,378
Grandma!

292
00:17:00,378 --> 00:17:03,256
Your granny has a very
Mild case of diabetes.

293
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,716
It's nothing
To worry about.

294
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,675
Rest now.

295
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:08,052
In a couple days,
You'll be right as rain.

296
00:17:08,135 --> 00:17:09,512
You'll be better.

297
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:10,471
Good.

298
00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:13,140
I'm putting you
On a sugar-free diet.

299
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,643
No cakes, candies,
Or sugar at all.

300
00:17:15,726 --> 00:17:18,144
Those cigars won't
Do you any good.

301
00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:19,103
See?

302
00:17:19,562 --> 00:17:21,022
There are more pills
To take.

303
00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:23,900
With that and a good
Holiday by the seaside,

304
00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:25,318
You'll be good as new.

305
00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:28,195
Come on, young man,
Leave your granny to rest.

306
00:17:28,195 --> 00:17:31,573
Perhaps you'll bring her
Breakfast in bed in the morning.

307
00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:34,535
By tomorrow afternoon,
You can boss her around

308
00:17:34,535 --> 00:17:35,409
Like before.

309
00:17:35,493 --> 00:17:36,911
Bye-bye,
Mrs. Evershim.

310
00:17:36,911 --> 00:17:37,787
Bye-bye.

311
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,789
See you
In a few days.

312
00:17:39,789 --> 00:17:41,707
Can you find
Your way?

313
00:17:41,707 --> 00:17:42,583
Yes.

314
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,585
How come doctors
Speak to everybody

315
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,044
Like they're babies?

316
00:17:46,044 --> 00:17:46,920
I know.

317
00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:50,340
I'm sorry for spoiling
Your birthday for you

318
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,259
And for giving you
A fright.

319
00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:53,635
Is it all right

320
00:17:53,718 --> 00:17:56,095
If i play with
William and mary now?

321
00:17:56,095 --> 00:17:57,555
Yes, of course.

322
00:18:14,445 --> 00:18:15,404
Listen, mary mouse,

323
00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:18,157
When grandma gets better,
We're going with her

324
00:18:18,574 --> 00:18:19,992
To a hotel by the ocean.

325
00:18:20,492 --> 00:18:22,952
You've never been
To the ocean. It's big.

326
00:18:22,952 --> 00:18:25,288
Ha ha ha ha!

327
00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:35,046
Wow! Look at
The hotel, grandma.

328
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,466
It's not half bad.

329
00:18:49,351 --> 00:18:50,311
Welcome, madam.

330
00:18:50,311 --> 00:18:51,728
Thank you.
Nice day, yes?

331
00:18:51,853 --> 00:18:52,687
Lovely.

332
00:18:52,687 --> 00:18:54,147
Can you manage,
Luke?

333
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:55,190
Yeah.

334
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:56,065
Yes.

335
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:13,790
Luke...

336
00:19:13,915 --> 00:19:16,793
Come on.
There we go.

337
00:19:20,128 --> 00:19:21,588
Oh, welcome,
Miss ernst.

338
00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:22,923
Nicola cole.

339
00:19:23,006 --> 00:19:24,466
I've been so
Looking forward

340
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:25,300
To meeting you.

341
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,760
You look
Marvelous.

342
00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:29,262
Wish i could say
The same for you.

343
00:19:29,262 --> 00:19:30,596
Ah, miss ernst.

344
00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:32,807
I am the owner
Of the hotel.

345
00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:34,892
We're very happy
To have you.

346
00:19:35,017 --> 00:19:37,895
Delighted. Shall i sign
Or something?

347
00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:39,312
No. Everything
Will be fine.

348
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,939
This is my secretary.

349
00:19:41,064 --> 00:19:42,690
Oh, yes.
How are you?

350
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:43,525
Ah, ladies.

351
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,568
Ina clay
Beckman.

352
00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:46,528
Indeed.

353
00:19:46,528 --> 00:19:47,487
Julia whitman.

354
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,404
Julia, yes.
Where are you from?

355
00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:50,364
Dallinger.

356
00:19:50,364 --> 00:19:51,323
Ah, yes.

357
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,242
Lois leffour
From southampton.

358
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:54,660
Lois.

359
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,120
Ooh!

360
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,630
In there, i think.

361
00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,548
That's where
You must live.

362
00:20:09,548 --> 00:20:13,385
Oh, um, the carpetbag
On the bed, please.

363
00:20:13,468 --> 00:20:15,762
I'll have
A wash and brush-up

364
00:20:15,762 --> 00:20:17,680
While you explore
The place, luke.

365
00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:19,890
Then we shall
Have tea together,

366
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:22,017
And you'll show me
Around, yes?

367
00:20:22,101 --> 00:20:22,977
Thank you.

368
00:20:22,977 --> 00:20:25,187
Don't
Lock me out.

369
00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:27,272
I promise i won't.

370
00:20:34,946 --> 00:20:36,405
Hmph.

371
00:20:36,864 --> 00:20:39,283
You look wonderful,
Miss ernst.

372
00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:41,660
We are looking forward
To this afternoon.

373
00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:43,120
Hmm.

374
00:20:44,538 --> 00:20:45,997
Allez.

375
00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:20,612
What are you doing?

376
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:22,989
Oh! The raisins
Are all around

377
00:21:22,989 --> 00:21:24,740
The edge of these cakes.

378
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,366
They're really good.

379
00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:27,326
Thanks.

380
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,662
My name's luke.

381
00:21:32,122 --> 00:21:33,539
Bruno jenkins.

382
00:21:33,539 --> 00:21:36,417
The cucumber sandwiches
Are all right, too-

383
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:39,295
Except when they use
Margarine instead of butter.

384
00:21:39,295 --> 00:21:42,173
How much pocket money
Do you get?

385
00:21:42,298 --> 00:21:45,050
My dad's rich,
But he's very tight.

386
00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,510
We've got three cars.

387
00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:47,928
Hello, boys.

388
00:21:47,928 --> 00:21:50,806
I hope there's butter
In the sandwiches today.

389
00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:53,682
I really do
Hate margarine.

390
00:21:53,682 --> 00:21:56,560
Ah, you've got those
Excellent cakes again.

391
00:21:56,685 --> 00:21:58,020
There should be
14 of-

392
00:21:58,479 --> 00:21:59,730
Aah! Aah!

393
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:00,898
Mr. Stringer!

394
00:22:00,981 --> 00:22:01,857
Oh! Oh!

395
00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:03,274
Shh, shh.
What happened?

396
00:22:03,274 --> 00:22:06,152
I went in to
Turn down the bed,

397
00:22:06,277 --> 00:22:07,612
And they were there.

398
00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:08,571
What?

399
00:22:08,571 --> 00:22:09,989
White and disgusting
Little-

400
00:22:10,115 --> 00:22:11,449
Now, look. Calm down.

401
00:22:24,961 --> 00:22:27,380
Is this your room?

402
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,339
Yes.

403
00:22:28,339 --> 00:22:29,173
Yes?

404
00:22:29,298 --> 00:22:31,091
I see.
I'm sorry, madam,

405
00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:34,094
But i cannot permit
Mice in my hotel.

406
00:22:34,094 --> 00:22:35,429
How dare you
Say that

407
00:22:35,512 --> 00:22:37,931
When your rotten hotel
Is full of rats anyway?

408
00:22:37,931 --> 00:22:40,808
Rats? There are no
Rats in this hotel.

409
00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:44,520
I saw one this morning
Run into the kitchens.

410
00:22:44,645 --> 00:22:48,941
Madam, you only arrived in
The hotel this afternoon.

411
00:22:48,941 --> 00:22:51,067
Ahh, morning, afternoon.

412
00:22:51,151 --> 00:22:53,361
I saw a rat
In your hotel,

413
00:22:53,445 --> 00:22:55,655
And if matters
Do not improve,

414
00:22:55,655 --> 00:22:57,115
I'll have to
Report you

415
00:22:57,115 --> 00:22:59,033
To the public
Health authorities.

416
00:23:00,951 --> 00:23:01,910
Look...

417
00:23:01,910 --> 00:23:03,328
Madam,
I'm not prepared-

418
00:23:03,328 --> 00:23:04,788
The cakes
In the lounge

419
00:23:04,788 --> 00:23:07,166
Are nibbled
Around the edges, too.

420
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,083
Helga:
If you're not careful,

421
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,961
The health people will
Order the hotel closed

422
00:23:11,961 --> 00:23:13,880
Before everyone
Gets typhoid fever.

423
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,339
You can't
Be serious.

424
00:23:15,798 --> 00:23:17,717
I have never
Been more serious

425
00:23:17,717 --> 00:23:19,176
In my life.

426
00:23:19,176 --> 00:23:22,345
Now, will you or will you
Not let my grandchild

427
00:23:22,345 --> 00:23:25,390
Keep his hygienic and
Perfectly harmless pet mice?

428
00:23:30,186 --> 00:23:31,061
Uh... well...

429
00:23:31,145 --> 00:23:34,023
Well, if they are
Kept in the cage,

430
00:23:34,148 --> 00:23:34,982
Only in this room,

431
00:23:35,483 --> 00:23:36,901
Nowhere else
In the hotel...

432
00:23:37,026 --> 00:23:38,359
Agreed.

433
00:23:38,443 --> 00:23:39,778
Very well.

434
00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:50,829
Grandma, i can't
Train my mice

435
00:23:50,913 --> 00:23:52,831
If they're
In a cage.

436
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,666
Nibbled cakes, indeed.

437
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:58,002
There were, only it was a boy
Called bruno jenkins.

438
00:23:58,127 --> 00:24:00,046
I'm teaching
William and mary

439
00:24:00,046 --> 00:24:01,964
How to be
Tightrope walkers.

440
00:24:01,964 --> 00:24:02,924
Mm-hmm.

441
00:24:03,382 --> 00:24:05,802
I brought some
Of the circus i'm building.

442
00:24:05,802 --> 00:24:07,219
Good. Show me.

443
00:24:10,097 --> 00:24:10,597
Let's see.

444
00:24:11,056 --> 00:24:13,475
Look. I'm planning
Them a major house.

445
00:24:13,934 --> 00:24:15,392
Rampways here.
A bathtub.

446
00:24:15,392 --> 00:24:16,727
This elevator's
Pretty neat.

447
00:24:16,811 --> 00:24:19,688
You really did this
Yourself? It's good.

448
00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:21,816
It's really good.
I'm impressed.

449
00:24:21,899 --> 00:24:23,901
Of course you must
Train your mice,

450
00:24:24,026 --> 00:24:26,903
But you mustn't get
Caught or do it in here.

451
00:24:26,903 --> 00:24:29,781
If that hysterical maid
Comes back...

452
00:24:29,781 --> 00:24:32,158
Well, now
It's teatime.

453
00:24:32,158 --> 00:24:35,536
I just love
English hotel teas.

454
00:24:35,536 --> 00:24:37,454
Cream cakes
And shortbread

455
00:24:37,454 --> 00:24:38,414
And, uh-

456
00:24:38,414 --> 00:24:39,832
No, grandma.

457
00:24:39,915 --> 00:24:41,291
No cream
Cakes.

458
00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:42,709
No shortbread,
Either.

459
00:24:42,709 --> 00:24:44,168
It's full of sugar.

460
00:24:44,168 --> 00:24:46,546
I shall end up eating
Your mice's diet.

461
00:24:46,921 --> 00:24:48,756
That's the trouble
With this country.

462
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,174
A queue for everything.

463
00:24:50,174 --> 00:24:52,593
They wouldn't think to
Have two tea trolleys.

464
00:24:52,677 --> 00:24:54,970
That'd be too convenient
For the paying guests.

465
00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:56,888
They'll want
Two lumps of ice

466
00:24:57,013 --> 00:24:58,348
In their whiskey
Next.

467
00:24:58,348 --> 00:25:01,226
They'd queue for their own
Funerals if they could.

468
00:25:01,309 --> 00:25:03,602
I know that woman
From somewhere,

469
00:25:03,728 --> 00:25:07,565
But i can't for the life
Of me remember where.

470
00:25:08,983 --> 00:25:11,402
Her face
Is so familiar.

471
00:25:12,819 --> 00:25:14,154
Which one?

472
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:15,613
My memory's going,

473
00:25:15,697 --> 00:25:18,283
But it's as if
I met her before.

474
00:25:18,408 --> 00:25:20,994
She's probably
On tv or something.

475
00:25:20,994 --> 00:25:23,871
Mmm. Cucumber
Sandwiches.

476
00:25:23,871 --> 00:25:24,830
Mmm-

477
00:25:25,789 --> 00:25:28,083
Fish paste.

478
00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:29,626
Luke:
You got the wrong one.

479
00:25:31,044 --> 00:25:32,879
Oh, no. Sugar.

480
00:25:32,962 --> 00:25:35,548
Grandma,
Sugar can kill you.

481
00:25:35,673 --> 00:25:38,259
I know, but
It was very little,

482
00:25:38,259 --> 00:25:39,677
Very little,
My dear.

483
00:25:39,677 --> 00:25:41,595
Something very odd
Is going on.

484
00:25:41,595 --> 00:25:44,473
Are you listening?
You'll have some fresh air

485
00:25:44,473 --> 00:25:47,184
If i have to take you
Out by your ear.

486
00:25:47,184 --> 00:25:49,644
You're not here to eat
And watch telly.

487
00:25:49,644 --> 00:25:52,146
Other boys are out
Playing in the water.

488
00:25:52,646 --> 00:25:54,356
Pick up your knife.

489
00:25:54,356 --> 00:25:55,983
Just like your father.

490
00:26:02,238 --> 00:26:03,656
Good afternoon,
Madam.

491
00:26:06,534 --> 00:26:07,035
Go on.

492
00:26:07,494 --> 00:26:09,412
You're sure you're
All right now?

493
00:26:09,537 --> 00:26:10,871
Yes, yes.
Fine, fine.

494
00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:14,208
And what are you
Going to do now?

495
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,919
Take william and mary
And explore this place.

496
00:26:16,919 --> 00:26:19,504
All right. Just don't get
Into trouble, will you?

497
00:26:19,587 --> 00:26:20,755
I won't.

498
00:26:20,755 --> 00:26:21,881
Come on.

499
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,137
Excuse me, please.

500
00:26:31,473 --> 00:26:32,933
All right,
That's fine.

501
00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,269
Carry on with
The rest of them.

502
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,771
No, in the kitchen.
In the kitchen.

503
00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:30,109
Wait there.

504
00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:36,322
Ohh...

505
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,249
Great.
Now do it again.

506
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,627
Come on, come on.

507
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,505
I'm sure your delegates
Will be comfortable in here.

508
00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:55,882
If we can do
Anything,

509
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:56,841
Obviously, please
Don't hesitate to-

510
00:27:57,341 --> 00:27:58,301
Nicola,
Down in front!

511
00:27:58,885 --> 00:27:59,844
To let me know.

512
00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:03,181
Now, drinks will be served
On the terrace after-

513
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,056
Fine, fine.

514
00:28:04,139 --> 00:28:05,599
You've concluded
Your meeting.

515
00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:07,017
Um, skies are clearing-

516
00:28:07,017 --> 00:28:08,477
Come on, ladies.
Sit.

517
00:28:08,477 --> 00:28:09,311
Sit down.

518
00:28:09,436 --> 00:28:12,314
And we've prepared
A fine meal for you tonight.

519
00:28:12,314 --> 00:28:13,731
The chef's special soup...

520
00:28:20,446 --> 00:28:22,740
Hey, look at her eyes.

521
00:28:22,865 --> 00:28:25,742
Then lamb and
Fresh raspberries.

522
00:28:26,201 --> 00:28:27,660
I'll leave you to it.

523
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,746
Fine. Thank you.

524
00:28:29,829 --> 00:28:31,373
Everybody sitting?

525
00:28:31,373 --> 00:28:32,915
Up front, sit down!

526
00:28:33,415 --> 00:28:35,793
Not... yet!

527
00:28:35,793 --> 00:28:37,711
We got to get
Out of here.

528
00:28:37,711 --> 00:28:38,670
Come along, ladies.

529
00:28:39,171 --> 00:28:41,090
When you're ready,
We can start.

530
00:28:42,507 --> 00:28:44,926
Thank you very much
For letting me stay.

531
00:28:44,926 --> 00:28:45,885
That's all right,
Elsie.

532
00:28:46,344 --> 00:28:47,303
I'll lock up.

533
00:28:47,804 --> 00:28:49,013
Oh. Right. Ok.

534
00:28:49,013 --> 00:28:50,181
Then we'll begin.

535
00:29:18,498 --> 00:29:21,375
You may remove
Your shoes.

536
00:29:25,212 --> 00:29:28,090
You may remove
Your wigs.

537
00:29:29,049 --> 00:29:31,926
The doors. Are they
Locked and bolted?

538
00:29:33,344 --> 00:29:34,887
Locked and bolted,
Your grandness.

539
00:29:34,887 --> 00:29:36,013
Good.

540
00:29:36,139 --> 00:29:37,265
Help me.

541
00:29:37,765 --> 00:29:38,725
No, no!

542
00:29:58,867 --> 00:29:59,743
Wow.

543
00:29:59,826 --> 00:30:02,203
Witches of england...

544
00:30:04,122 --> 00:30:06,541
You're a disgrace!

545
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:10,377
Miserable witches.

546
00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:14,673
You're good-for-nothing
Worms!

547
00:30:14,673 --> 00:30:16,592
Everywhere i look...

548
00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:21,888
I see
The repulsive sight

549
00:30:22,346 --> 00:30:23,806
Of hundreds...

550
00:30:24,766 --> 00:30:26,684
Thousands...

551
00:30:27,142 --> 00:30:29,561
Of revolting
Little children.

552
00:30:31,938 --> 00:30:33,398
I ask you...

553
00:30:34,358 --> 00:30:35,317
Why?

554
00:30:38,194 --> 00:30:41,530
One child a week
Is no good to me.

555
00:30:41,655 --> 00:30:42,990
We will do better.

556
00:30:43,449 --> 00:30:44,909
We will do
Much better.

557
00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:49,204
Huh. Better
Is no good either!

558
00:30:50,163 --> 00:30:51,122
I demand

559
00:30:51,122 --> 00:30:54,000
Maximum results.

560
00:30:54,959 --> 00:30:55,918
So...

561
00:30:57,836 --> 00:31:00,255
Here are my orders.

562
00:31:01,215 --> 00:31:03,592
My orders are

563
00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:08,388
That every child
In england

564
00:31:08,888 --> 00:31:11,391
Shall be rubbed out.

565
00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:13,309
Destroyed!

566
00:31:14,268 --> 00:31:16,645
Every single child
Eliminated!

567
00:31:16,645 --> 00:31:17,604
Oh!

568
00:31:18,563 --> 00:31:21,817
Do i make myself
Clear?

569
00:31:22,025 --> 00:31:22,901
Yes.
Yes.

570
00:31:25,277 --> 00:31:27,780
We can't possibly
Wipe out all of them.

571
00:31:29,699 --> 00:31:31,117
Who spoke?

572
00:31:33,536 --> 00:31:35,912
Who dares
To argue with me?

573
00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:40,166
It was you?

574
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:42,627
I didn't mean to argue,
Your grandness.

575
00:31:42,627 --> 00:31:44,962
You dare to argue
With me?

576
00:31:45,045 --> 00:31:47,923
No. No, honestly.
It just was a-

577
00:31:47,923 --> 00:31:50,718
A stupid witch
Who answers back

578
00:31:50,801 --> 00:31:53,678
Must burn until
Her bones are black!

579
00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:54,554
No! No!

580
00:31:54,637 --> 00:31:57,974
A foolish witch
Without a brain...

581
00:31:59,434 --> 00:32:02,310
Must sizzle
Into fiery flame!

582
00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:06,148
A witch who dares
To say i'm wrong...

583
00:32:07,566 --> 00:32:10,944
Will not be with us
Very long!

584
00:32:11,902 --> 00:32:12,862
Aah!

585
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,740
What the devil?

586
00:32:31,670 --> 00:32:34,048
I hope nobody else

587
00:32:34,048 --> 00:32:36,925
Is going to make me
Cross today.

588
00:32:37,051 --> 00:32:38,844
No.
No.

589
00:32:39,345 --> 00:32:40,303
So...

590
00:32:40,303 --> 00:32:42,680
Now, this
Is my plan.

591
00:32:43,639 --> 00:32:45,099
Each of you

592
00:32:45,558 --> 00:32:48,561
Will go back
To your homes

593
00:32:48,561 --> 00:32:51,438
And resign
From your jobs.

594
00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:53,357
Give notice.

595
00:32:53,357 --> 00:32:54,316
Retire.

596
00:32:54,316 --> 00:32:55,150
Retire?

597
00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:56,610
You will then buy

598
00:32:56,693 --> 00:32:59,570
With the money
I give you

599
00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:01,197
Sweet shops.

600
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,531
Candy stores.

601
00:33:02,656 --> 00:33:03,908
The very best

602
00:33:04,367 --> 00:33:07,244
And most respectable
Sweet shops in england.

603
00:33:07,745 --> 00:33:08,704
Ha ha ha ha!

604
00:33:09,162 --> 00:33:10,622
Ah!
Oh!

605
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,337
Upstairs i have a trunkload
Of this english money,

606
00:33:17,337 --> 00:33:19,630
So you'll be able
To offer

607
00:33:19,713 --> 00:33:23,092
Three, maybe four times
What these shops are worth.

608
00:33:23,092 --> 00:33:24,510
Go, go.

609
00:33:26,929 --> 00:33:28,346
On a certain day,

610
00:33:28,346 --> 00:33:32,183
When all our plans
Are prepared,

611
00:33:32,183 --> 00:33:36,020
You'll announce
A great gala opening

612
00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:38,897
With free sweets,
Candies, and chocolates

613
00:33:38,897 --> 00:33:40,357
For every child.

614
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,775
Poisoned sweets.

615
00:33:41,775 --> 00:33:45,612
We'll wipe them out
Like weasels.

616
00:33:45,612 --> 00:33:46,863
Who spoke?

617
00:33:46,863 --> 00:33:48,030
She did!

618
00:33:48,989 --> 00:33:50,908
It's brilliant.

619
00:33:50,991 --> 00:33:52,326
Poison?

620
00:33:53,285 --> 00:33:55,705
And you don't mind
Getting caught?

621
00:33:55,788 --> 00:33:57,872
Exposed?

622
00:33:57,872 --> 00:34:00,000
Vilified?

623
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,918
Well,
I just thought-

624
00:34:02,002 --> 00:34:03,837
Brainless bumpkin!

625
00:34:04,337 --> 00:34:06,714
You blithering
Bogvumper!

626
00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:09,591
No wonder england
Is swarming with-

627
00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:24,564
Everything you sell
That day

628
00:34:24,564 --> 00:34:26,481
Will have been treated

629
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,775
With my very latest

630
00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:33,363
And very greatest
Magic formula.

631
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:37,992
? Witches work only
With magic?

632
00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:39,910
Hey, wait. Come here.

633
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:40,870
William. Mary.

634
00:34:41,328 --> 00:34:43,164
Formula 86.

635
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:45,665
My greatest triumph.

636
00:34:46,624 --> 00:34:49,002
A work of...

637
00:34:49,002 --> 00:34:50,462
Genius.

638
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,298
Formula 86!

639
00:34:54,298 --> 00:34:56,675
In this bottle,

640
00:34:56,675 --> 00:34:59,553
500 doses

641
00:34:59,553 --> 00:35:01,472
With a delay mechanism

642
00:35:01,472 --> 00:35:04,349
That prevents it from
Working until two hours

643
00:35:04,849 --> 00:35:06,267
After it has been taken.

644
00:35:06,768 --> 00:35:08,186
Ha ha ha ha.

645
00:35:09,145 --> 00:35:11,064
What does it do...

646
00:35:11,064 --> 00:35:12,523
Genius one?

647
00:35:12,607 --> 00:35:13,940
Yes?
Yes?

648
00:35:14,066 --> 00:35:15,400
Yes?
What?

649
00:35:20,655 --> 00:35:25,951
One dose, and the time
Works to the second.

650
00:35:26,035 --> 00:35:28,162
But more
Than five doses

651
00:35:28,162 --> 00:35:30,247
Breaks
The delay barrier,

652
00:35:30,247 --> 00:35:33,625
And the formula
Works instantly.

653
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:42,257
The child...

654
00:35:43,676 --> 00:35:45,594
Starts to shrink.

655
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,805
Shrink?
Shrink?

656
00:35:47,805 --> 00:35:49,932
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha.

657
00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:51,849
The child...

658
00:35:52,308 --> 00:35:54,227
Starts to...

659
00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:56,646
Grow fur.

660
00:35:57,105 --> 00:35:58,064
Fur?
Fur?

661
00:35:59,607 --> 00:36:01,441
Starts...

662
00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:02,984
Growing a tail.

663
00:36:02,984 --> 00:36:05,862
A tail?

664
00:36:06,321 --> 00:36:10,157
All this happens in
Precisely 25 seconds!

665
00:36:13,035 --> 00:36:17,373
Shrinking more.

666
00:36:19,749 --> 00:36:26,006
The child is no longer
A child.

667
00:36:26,006 --> 00:36:28,383
Heh heh heh
Heh heh heh.

668
00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:33,178
The child...

669
00:36:35,597 --> 00:36:37,516
Is a mouse!

670
00:36:37,516 --> 00:36:39,434
Ha ha ha ha!

671
00:36:41,811 --> 00:36:43,730
Silence. Silence.

672
00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:45,648
Shut up. Shut up.

673
00:36:45,648 --> 00:36:46,607
Silence.

674
00:36:46,691 --> 00:36:47,567
Enough.

675
00:36:52,654 --> 00:36:55,073
This afternoon,

676
00:36:55,157 --> 00:36:57,450
At precisely 4:15,

677
00:36:57,450 --> 00:37:00,328
I put one dose
Of my formula

678
00:37:00,411 --> 00:37:02,246
On a bar
Of chocolate.

679
00:37:02,246 --> 00:37:06,667
I gave it to
A repulsive, smelly boy

680
00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,585
Who was in the lobby.

681
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:14,341
"was that good?"
I asked him.

682
00:37:15,759 --> 00:37:18,093
"got any more?"

683
00:37:18,177 --> 00:37:20,554
Said the nauseating child.

684
00:37:21,055 --> 00:37:23,432
"six more bars
Like that one,"

685
00:37:23,432 --> 00:37:24,892
I told him.

686
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,645
In two minutes' time,

687
00:37:28,728 --> 00:37:31,105
This appalling,
Foul-smelling creature

688
00:37:31,105 --> 00:37:34,484
Is coming to collect
His reward.

689
00:37:35,443 --> 00:37:37,361
In five minutes' time,

690
00:37:37,361 --> 00:37:40,238
You'll see my magic
Formula in action.

691
00:37:43,116 --> 00:37:44,534
We're going to see.

692
00:37:48,871 --> 00:37:49,330
Quickly!

693
00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:50,289
Wigs! Gloves!

694
00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:53,668
The appalling child
Will be here...

695
00:37:53,668 --> 00:37:55,585
And you'll see
My miracle.

696
00:37:55,585 --> 00:37:57,003
Come on. Hurry up!

697
00:37:57,003 --> 00:37:58,463
Hurry up!

698
00:37:58,922 --> 00:37:59,881
Come on. That's good.

699
00:38:00,382 --> 00:38:01,800
Hurry up, everybody.

700
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:03,259
Come on!

701
00:38:06,595 --> 00:38:07,554
Quickly! Quickly!

702
00:38:07,554 --> 00:38:09,014
You're not on holiday!

703
00:38:09,014 --> 00:38:10,933
I'm being as quick
As i can.

704
00:38:11,392 --> 00:38:12,351
Hurry up!

705
00:38:21,484 --> 00:38:22,902
Ready.

706
00:38:24,361 --> 00:38:27,030
Hello, little boy.

707
00:38:27,030 --> 00:38:29,616
Come on in then.

708
00:38:29,616 --> 00:38:31,535
Come on.
Wait just there.

709
00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:32,494
One moment.

710
00:38:37,289 --> 00:38:39,333
Now, what's
Your name then?

711
00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:40,751
Br-bruno.

712
00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:41,919
Ooh.

713
00:38:42,003 --> 00:38:43,253
Madam.

714
00:38:43,253 --> 00:38:44,587
Madam!

715
00:38:58,017 --> 00:39:01,394
That lady promised me
Six whole bars

716
00:39:01,394 --> 00:39:04,731
Of cream-whip hazelnut
Milk chocolate.

717
00:39:08,109 --> 00:39:09,527
I've come
To collect.

718
00:39:11,445 --> 00:39:12,404
Ladies.

719
00:39:13,864 --> 00:39:15,782
May i introduce bruno?

720
00:39:16,241 --> 00:39:18,160
Come up, bruno.

721
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,078
I have
The chocolate here.

722
00:39:23,914 --> 00:39:27,293
I said 6:15...

723
00:39:27,293 --> 00:39:30,170
And that is in
15 seconds from now.

724
00:39:35,425 --> 00:39:38,303
You are in for a treat.

725
00:39:39,762 --> 00:39:42,139
Ha ha ha!
We all are!

726
00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:51,064
What's going on?

727
00:39:51,064 --> 00:39:53,191
Just a few moments.

728
00:39:55,568 --> 00:39:56,527
5...

729
00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:57,987
I can't see
Any chocolates.

730
00:39:58,071 --> 00:39:59,488
3...

731
00:39:59,488 --> 00:40:00,656
2...

732
00:40:00,656 --> 00:40:01,698
1...

733
00:40:01,823 --> 00:40:03,241
0!

734
00:40:03,241 --> 00:40:04,701
Ooh!

735
00:40:04,785 --> 00:40:06,119
Uhh!

736
00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:10,456
We have ignition!

737
00:40:11,874 --> 00:40:14,293
Everybody, look!
It's fantastic!

738
00:40:14,835 --> 00:40:15,795
It's begun!

739
00:40:17,254 --> 00:40:19,631
I can't stand it,
It's so wonderful!

740
00:40:19,631 --> 00:40:22,050
Look at you!
It's fantastic!

741
00:40:24,928 --> 00:40:26,846
Squeak squeak.

742
00:40:29,223 --> 00:40:30,683
Squeak squeak.

743
00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:51,785
Where'd he go?

744
00:40:57,039 --> 00:40:57,999
Bravo!

745
00:40:57,999 --> 00:40:59,166
Keys.

746
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:00,418
Keys!

747
00:41:00,418 --> 00:41:01,585
Enough!

748
00:41:02,044 --> 00:41:03,004
Silence!

749
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:04,463
Before the banquet
Tonight,

750
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,840
You'll come to my room
In groups of 10.

751
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,758
Room number 208.

752
00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:11,636
I'll give you each a bottle
Containing 500 doses.

753
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,096
Also plenty of money.

754
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:16,724
Do not forget your
Nose plugs for the dinner.

755
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,810
The dining room will
Be full of filthy children,

756
00:41:19,893 --> 00:41:21,520
And without
Your nose plugs,

757
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,147
The stink will be
Unbearable.

758
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,565
Now we'll have drinks
On the terrace

759
00:41:25,648 --> 00:41:26,983
With that ridiculous
Manager.

760
00:41:27,066 --> 00:41:28,443
Are there any questions?

761
00:41:28,443 --> 00:41:31,779
What if one of the
Chocolates we give away

762
00:41:31,863 --> 00:41:34,197
Were accidentally
Eaten by a grownup?

763
00:41:34,281 --> 00:41:35,157
Ha ha.

764
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,617
Then that's just too bad
For the grownup.

765
00:41:37,617 --> 00:41:39,536
The meeting is over.

766
00:41:40,495 --> 00:41:41,955
Until next year.

767
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:46,751
Wait!

768
00:41:47,209 --> 00:41:50,588
Wait!

769
00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:55,842
I smell...

770
00:41:57,761 --> 00:41:58,720
Dogs' droppings.

771
00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,679
Oh!

772
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:01,598
What?

773
00:42:03,515 --> 00:42:04,475
She's right.

774
00:42:06,894 --> 00:42:08,020
Oh! The smell!

775
00:42:08,145 --> 00:42:09,271
Ooh! Yuck!

776
00:42:09,772 --> 00:42:11,190
This really does
Smell.

777
00:42:20,323 --> 00:42:21,282
She's right!

778
00:42:24,159 --> 00:42:27,037
Search out this small
Lump of dung!

779
00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:30,873
Find it!

780
00:42:30,873 --> 00:42:34,210
It must be exterminated
Immediately.

781
00:42:40,465 --> 00:42:42,384
There he is!

782
00:43:00,608 --> 00:43:02,527
He's wiggling through.

783
00:43:02,610 --> 00:43:04,529
He's getting away.

784
00:43:04,529 --> 00:43:06,155
Come here, boy.

785
00:43:06,281 --> 00:43:07,782
Bring him to me!

786
00:43:23,254 --> 00:43:24,588
Aah!

787
00:43:24,672 --> 00:43:26,590
There he is!

788
00:43:30,802 --> 00:43:32,721
Stop him!

789
00:43:54,324 --> 00:43:56,242
I saw him come
This way.

790
00:43:56,326 --> 00:43:58,160
Yes.
Where could he be?

791
00:44:12,715 --> 00:44:13,674
Bye-bye.

792
00:44:17,510 --> 00:44:19,262
Ha ha ha ha!

793
00:44:19,262 --> 00:44:20,889
Aah! Oh, no!

794
00:44:23,767 --> 00:44:25,018
No! My baby!

795
00:44:25,018 --> 00:44:26,143
Stop! Stop!

796
00:44:32,858 --> 00:44:34,318
Oh! My baby!

797
00:44:34,318 --> 00:44:36,694
A baby in a pram.

798
00:44:36,819 --> 00:44:37,654
Oh, oh.

799
00:44:41,032 --> 00:44:42,450
Lovely!

800
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,419
Oh, no.

801
00:44:55,878 --> 00:44:56,837
Get the boy.

802
00:44:56,837 --> 00:44:58,297
He's getting away.

803
00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:39,167
Grandma!

804
00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:41,086
Grandma, wake up!

805
00:45:41,169 --> 00:45:43,004
Oh, please, grandma!

806
00:45:44,422 --> 00:45:46,340
My grandma!

807
00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:50,177
An old adversary
I have discovered.

808
00:45:50,303 --> 00:45:52,095
Very old.

809
00:45:52,095 --> 00:45:54,014
If you hurt
My grandma-

810
00:45:54,139 --> 00:45:54,973
Silence!

811
00:45:58,810 --> 00:46:01,020
We got him,
Madam.

812
00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:03,147
We got him,
Madam. Oh!

813
00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:08,027
Don't bite.

814
00:46:10,903 --> 00:46:11,863
Open up.

815
00:46:14,282 --> 00:46:15,700
500 doses.

816
00:46:21,455 --> 00:46:21,955
Come along.

817
00:46:22,414 --> 00:46:22,914
Come along.

818
00:46:23,373 --> 00:46:23,874
Come on.

819
00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:25,292
Get up. Get up.

820
00:46:25,792 --> 00:46:27,210
Come on. Come on.

821
00:46:37,762 --> 00:46:39,679
Look.

822
00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:47,854
This stinking
Little carbuncle

823
00:46:47,854 --> 00:46:51,190
Has had 500 doses.

824
00:46:51,190 --> 00:46:54,068
We are having
Instantaneous action.

825
00:46:56,487 --> 00:46:58,863
Ohh...

826
00:47:07,496 --> 00:47:08,956
Bye.

827
00:47:25,721 --> 00:47:27,180
Kill him.

828
00:47:28,139 --> 00:47:29,099
Kill him!

829
00:47:32,936 --> 00:47:33,895
Kill him!

830
00:47:37,731 --> 00:47:39,650
Ha ha ha ha...

831
00:47:41,568 --> 00:47:43,487
Leave that little stinkpot!

832
00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:45,863
It's not worth
Bothering about.

833
00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:49,325
Come. Some whiskey
And champagne to celebrate.

834
00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:51,828
Bruno?

835
00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:53,329
I don't believe it.

836
00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:54,289
I can talk.

837
00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:55,247
Bruno?

838
00:47:57,666 --> 00:47:59,501
Who's that?

839
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:01,503
Bruno, it's me.
Luke.

840
00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,339
I'm down here.

841
00:48:05,339 --> 00:48:06,757
Where?
I can't see you.

842
00:48:06,757 --> 00:48:08,676
Down here.

843
00:48:09,176 --> 00:48:10,136
You can talk, too.

844
00:48:10,595 --> 00:48:12,054
This is weird.

845
00:48:15,390 --> 00:48:16,850
This icing
Is terrific.

846
00:48:16,850 --> 00:48:18,268
Are you ok?

847
00:48:18,268 --> 00:48:20,979
They didn't give me the
Six bars of chocolate.

848
00:48:20,979 --> 00:48:23,564
You couldn't eat six bars
Now that you're a mouse.

849
00:48:23,564 --> 00:48:25,941
Don't be stupid.
I'm not a...

850
00:48:26,442 --> 00:48:28,360
Just because
You're a...

851
00:48:28,819 --> 00:48:31,697
That doesn't mean
That i'm a, uh...

852
00:48:31,822 --> 00:48:33,615
Good lord.

853
00:48:34,115 --> 00:48:35,074
Hmm. Hmm.

854
00:48:36,993 --> 00:48:38,912
I'm not too keen
On being a mouse.

855
00:48:39,370 --> 00:48:40,830
We've got to find
A way out.

856
00:48:41,289 --> 00:48:43,206
How long before
We change back?

857
00:48:43,332 --> 00:48:44,666
I don't think
We will.

858
00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:46,084
Of course we will.

859
00:48:46,084 --> 00:48:48,962
We've got to get upstairs
And wake my grandma.

860
00:48:49,087 --> 00:48:50,881
I'm real worried
About her.

861
00:48:50,881 --> 00:48:54,050
Maybe it was the witch
Or her diabetes.

862
00:48:54,050 --> 00:48:57,136
I only know she didn't
Wake up when i-

863
00:48:57,219 --> 00:48:59,055
She's got
Some peanuts, too.

864
00:48:59,138 --> 00:49:00,473
Mmm. Dry roasted?

865
00:49:00,598 --> 00:49:01,932
Mm-hmm.

866
00:49:01,932 --> 00:49:03,475
Oh. All right.

867
00:49:03,475 --> 00:49:05,393
Come on.

868
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:08,939
William and mary!

869
00:49:08,939 --> 00:49:10,565
Hi. It's me, luke.

870
00:49:10,565 --> 00:49:11,982
Are you two all right?

871
00:49:12,107 --> 00:49:14,985
Crikey! Did they eat
The chocolates as well?

872
00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:16,779
They were
My pet mice.

873
00:49:16,904 --> 00:49:18,822
I guess they can't talk
Like we can.

874
00:49:19,281 --> 00:49:20,740
Catch you two later.

875
00:49:23,618 --> 00:49:25,411
Hmm.

876
00:49:25,536 --> 00:49:27,455
Come on, bruno.

877
00:49:27,914 --> 00:49:29,374
This way.

878
00:49:30,791 --> 00:49:32,709
Ohh.

879
00:49:34,628 --> 00:49:36,755
Luke?

880
00:49:36,838 --> 00:49:38,966
Hmm.

881
00:49:46,138 --> 00:49:47,098
They're gone.

882
00:49:47,098 --> 00:49:49,016
It's all clear,
Bruno.

883
00:49:49,516 --> 00:49:49,975
Come on.

884
00:49:50,475 --> 00:49:51,434
Unh... unh.

885
00:49:51,893 --> 00:49:52,852
Wait for me.

886
00:49:53,353 --> 00:49:54,771
Unh... unh... unh.

887
00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:56,690
Running...

888
00:49:56,690 --> 00:50:00,067
Running on a full stomach
Isn't good for you.

889
00:50:00,067 --> 00:50:01,485
Better than
Being caught.

890
00:50:05,322 --> 00:50:06,782
Keep up, bruno.

891
00:50:06,782 --> 00:50:08,700
Sports give me
Indigestion.

892
00:50:10,118 --> 00:50:11,077
Unh.

893
00:50:12,996 --> 00:50:14,455
Get back.

894
00:50:14,914 --> 00:50:17,791
Ok, bruno,
When i say go, go!

895
00:50:18,292 --> 00:50:19,251
Go!

896
00:50:19,334 --> 00:50:20,210
Run!

897
00:50:20,294 --> 00:50:21,169
Wait.

898
00:50:23,547 --> 00:50:24,506
Follow me.

899
00:50:25,966 --> 00:50:27,216
Aah!

900
00:50:27,216 --> 00:50:28,342
Agh!

901
00:50:31,220 --> 00:50:33,639
How are we going
To get upstairs?

902
00:50:33,723 --> 00:50:34,599
I'm sorry.

903
00:50:35,057 --> 00:50:36,975
I don't know what
I'm paying for.

904
00:50:37,475 --> 00:50:39,019
Dad?

905
00:50:39,477 --> 00:50:41,313
Hey,
There's my dad!

906
00:50:41,396 --> 00:50:42,856
He doesn't know
What's happened.

907
00:50:43,315 --> 00:50:44,274
He'll kill you.

908
00:50:44,274 --> 00:50:45,150
My own father?

909
00:50:45,233 --> 00:50:47,151
Whoever took the photos
In that brochure

910
00:50:47,151 --> 00:50:49,069
Should be arrested
For fraud.

911
00:50:49,069 --> 00:50:49,945
I'll tell him.

912
00:50:50,029 --> 00:50:51,947
He'll put
A stop to it.

913
00:50:51,947 --> 00:50:52,823
Not now.

914
00:50:52,907 --> 00:50:54,241
Trust me, bruno,
Please.

915
00:50:54,366 --> 00:50:57,243
He'll stamp on you
The moment he sees you.

916
00:51:00,580 --> 00:51:03,458
It's so nice not having
The kids around.

917
00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,792
I smell food.

918
00:51:04,918 --> 00:51:07,294
Is there anything
In this bag?

919
00:51:07,794 --> 00:51:08,754
They'll be fine.

920
00:51:09,212 --> 00:51:11,131
I think john
Was getting a cold.

921
00:51:11,131 --> 00:51:12,007
It's always the same.

922
00:51:12,090 --> 00:51:14,967
You must relax
Once in a while.

923
00:51:16,886 --> 00:51:18,346
This is it.
Let's go.

924
00:51:18,804 --> 00:51:19,764
Oh, no more sports.

925
00:51:20,264 --> 00:51:21,223
Hurry!

926
00:51:22,183 --> 00:51:23,601
Faster. Faster!

927
00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:25,518
Ooh!

928
00:51:25,518 --> 00:51:26,478
Ouch!

929
00:51:26,978 --> 00:51:27,938
I forgot my tail.

930
00:51:28,396 --> 00:51:29,856
Ooh. Ohh.

931
00:51:29,856 --> 00:51:31,775
Keep to the side,
Bruno.

932
00:51:34,652 --> 00:51:35,611
You know,

933
00:51:35,611 --> 00:51:38,489
Being like this
Might not be so bad.

934
00:51:38,489 --> 00:51:40,407
There won't be
Any more school.

935
00:51:40,407 --> 00:51:42,326
That would be
All right.

936
00:51:42,409 --> 00:51:43,285
Hey, look at that.

937
00:51:43,285 --> 00:51:44,702
Don't eat
The cheese, bruno.

938
00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:47,121
From now on
We've got two enemies-

939
00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:48,539
Humans and cats.

940
00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:50,959
Yikes! We've got
Three cats at home.

941
00:51:51,042 --> 00:51:52,168
They'll have to go.

942
00:51:52,168 --> 00:51:53,710
My mother loves them.

943
00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:55,170
She's terrified of mice.

944
00:51:56,213 --> 00:51:59,591
Grandma!

945
00:52:03,427 --> 00:52:04,845
Take your afternoon
Off tomorrow.

946
00:52:06,305 --> 00:52:07,515
Oh. Sorry.

947
00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:08,683
Let's go.

948
00:52:08,683 --> 00:52:10,601
What? Hey, wait!

949
00:52:10,601 --> 00:52:13,478
There are four more
Floors to be done.

950
00:52:13,979 --> 00:52:15,897
Yes, sir.

951
00:52:15,981 --> 00:52:17,899
You do over there.

952
00:52:17,899 --> 00:52:19,818
No, i'll get this one.

953
00:52:20,277 --> 00:52:21,236
Shh. Back.

954
00:52:23,153 --> 00:52:24,113
Aah! Aah!

955
00:52:24,613 --> 00:52:26,031
It bit me!
It bit me!

956
00:52:26,031 --> 00:52:26,907
What bit you?

957
00:52:26,991 --> 00:52:28,450
A mouse
In the towel.

958
00:52:28,909 --> 00:52:29,410
A mouse?

959
00:52:29,868 --> 00:52:32,287
A mouse?

960
00:52:35,623 --> 00:52:36,583
Oh, no.

961
00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:40,420
Is she sober?

962
00:52:40,919 --> 00:52:41,378
Of course.

963
00:52:41,878 --> 00:52:43,797
I've been with her
All after-

964
00:52:43,797 --> 00:52:45,424
Uh, i-i-i, uh...

965
00:52:45,507 --> 00:52:46,758
Yes, she's sober.

966
00:52:46,842 --> 00:52:48,010
Don't be stupid.

967
00:52:48,093 --> 00:52:50,511
Go and do
The second floor.

968
00:52:50,511 --> 00:52:53,848
Grandma!

969
00:52:53,848 --> 00:52:55,308
Here by the phone.

970
00:52:57,226 --> 00:52:58,644
It's me. Luke.

971
00:53:00,562 --> 00:53:02,022
Are you all right?

972
00:53:04,399 --> 00:53:05,358
Luke?

973
00:53:05,358 --> 00:53:07,277
It's me, grandma.

974
00:53:09,194 --> 00:53:10,654
Luke!

975
00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:12,072
It was the grand
High witch.

976
00:53:12,072 --> 00:53:13,532
She's in this hotel!

977
00:53:13,532 --> 00:53:14,950
Oh, my god!

978
00:53:14,950 --> 00:53:16,410
Don't cry, grandma.

979
00:53:16,869 --> 00:53:17,369
It's ok.

980
00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:19,287
Things could
Have been worse.

981
00:53:19,370 --> 00:53:21,205
I got away
From them.

982
00:53:21,289 --> 00:53:22,916
I'm still alive.

983
00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:24,542
Oh, my darling luke.

984
00:53:24,542 --> 00:53:26,461
What have they
Done to you?

985
00:53:26,586 --> 00:53:28,378
They turned me
Into a mouse.

986
00:53:28,503 --> 00:53:29,838
I'm sorry.

987
00:53:29,838 --> 00:53:31,757
I can't stop shaking.

988
00:53:32,216 --> 00:53:35,594
The grand
High witch-here?

989
00:53:35,594 --> 00:53:37,970
There's hundreds of
Them in this hotel.

990
00:53:38,471 --> 00:53:39,889
I knew it.

991
00:53:39,889 --> 00:53:41,807
I could see it
In her eyes.

992
00:53:41,933 --> 00:53:42,892
Oh, lord.

993
00:53:42,892 --> 00:53:43,726
Uhh. Uhh.

994
00:53:43,726 --> 00:53:45,645
You squashed me.

995
00:53:46,604 --> 00:53:47,562
Huh?

996
00:53:47,562 --> 00:53:49,481
This is
Bruno jenkins.

997
00:53:49,481 --> 00:53:53,443
He said you've got
Dry roast peanuts.

998
00:53:53,443 --> 00:53:55,362
Yes. Oh, yes.

999
00:53:55,362 --> 00:53:57,279
Oh, good. Thanks.

1000
00:54:00,157 --> 00:54:01,492
We've got to stop them,
Grandma.

1001
00:54:01,575 --> 00:54:03,494
They leave tomorrow
With a bundle of money

1002
00:54:03,494 --> 00:54:04,828
And a formula

1003
00:54:04,954 --> 00:54:07,330
That will change
Every kid in england

1004
00:54:07,330 --> 00:54:08,206
Into a mouse.

1005
00:54:08,289 --> 00:54:09,749
We must stop them.

1006
00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:12,627
Miss ernst.

1007
00:54:12,627 --> 00:54:14,045
Lois.

1008
00:54:14,546 --> 00:54:16,922
Nice to see a bit of
International clientele.

1009
00:54:16,922 --> 00:54:18,090
How do you do?

1010
00:54:18,173 --> 00:54:19,341
Just flew in?

1011
00:54:19,341 --> 00:54:20,676
What?

1012
00:54:20,759 --> 00:54:22,678
Jet lag's the curse
Of the business classes.

1013
00:54:23,178 --> 00:54:25,097
Hope you don't mind
Me joining you.

1014
00:54:25,097 --> 00:54:26,514
You're most welcome, sir.

1015
00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:28,933
Herbert jenkins.

1016
00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:30,351
I'd like
To say hello

1017
00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:32,270
To a fellow
Philanthropist.

1018
00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:33,729
You collect stamps?

1019
00:54:33,729 --> 00:54:35,647
Charities.

1020
00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:37,566
This rspcc.

1021
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:38,525
What is this rsp-

1022
00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:40,443
Cruelty to children.

1023
00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:41,861
Oh, of course.

1024
00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:44,281
You give money
For the little...

1025
00:54:46,198 --> 00:54:47,157
Children.

1026
00:54:47,157 --> 00:54:50,035
And...
We, of course,

1027
00:54:50,494 --> 00:54:52,913
We also give money
For the little...

1028
00:54:54,330 --> 00:54:56,749
I see you're holding
Your annual meeting.

1029
00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:58,167
Funny enough,

1030
00:54:58,167 --> 00:55:00,587
I recently addressed
The last annual meeting

1031
00:55:00,670 --> 00:55:02,005
Of our rotary club.

1032
00:55:02,005 --> 00:55:05,841
Do you know much
About the rotary club?

1033
00:55:09,219 --> 00:55:12,389
If i could get the formula
Into their food...

1034
00:55:12,389 --> 00:55:15,433
Just get me down to
The grand high witch's room.

1035
00:55:15,516 --> 00:55:18,311
Grandma, i'm ready.

1036
00:55:18,394 --> 00:55:20,229
I don't know.

1037
00:55:20,730 --> 00:55:23,106
I've got to find
The formula, grandma.

1038
00:55:23,607 --> 00:55:25,025
No. This is
Too dangerous.

1039
00:55:25,108 --> 00:55:26,484
Grandma!

1040
00:55:28,945 --> 00:55:31,364
It's not far down,
Grandma.

1041
00:55:31,823 --> 00:55:33,282
You're asking me
To lower you

1042
00:55:33,282 --> 00:55:34,617
Into the jaws of death.

1043
00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:37,119
You two can't take on
The grand high witch.

1044
00:55:37,119 --> 00:55:38,954
Yes, we can.
We've got to.

1045
00:55:39,038 --> 00:55:41,915
No one else is
Going to believe us.

1046
00:55:41,915 --> 00:55:43,333
Quick, before
She comes back.

1047
00:55:47,670 --> 00:55:48,630
Luke...

1048
00:55:51,007 --> 00:55:53,425
Luke, be careful.

1049
00:55:53,425 --> 00:55:55,344
Please be careful.

1050
00:55:55,344 --> 00:55:56,762
I'll be careful.

1051
00:55:56,762 --> 00:55:58,513
Don't worry.

1052
00:55:58,513 --> 00:56:00,140
Not so fast.

1053
00:56:09,232 --> 00:56:10,899
Be careful.

1054
00:56:10,982 --> 00:56:12,609
I will. I will.

1055
00:56:22,201 --> 00:56:23,619
Oh, no.

1056
00:56:25,538 --> 00:56:26,497
Grandma!

1057
00:56:27,957 --> 00:56:29,874
Luke, what happened?

1058
00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:31,793
Are you all right?

1059
00:56:31,793 --> 00:56:33,711
Luke, why don't
You answer?

1060
00:56:37,048 --> 00:56:38,299
Down, cat.

1061
00:56:38,299 --> 00:56:39,466
No, cat.

1062
00:56:41,385 --> 00:56:43,303
Grandma, help!

1063
00:56:43,387 --> 00:56:45,222
Ohh...

1064
00:56:47,599 --> 00:56:49,058
Down, cat!

1065
00:56:49,058 --> 00:56:50,977
Oh, no. Go, cat.

1066
00:56:51,060 --> 00:56:51,936
Luke!

1067
00:56:52,395 --> 00:56:54,313
Grandma!

1068
00:56:54,313 --> 00:56:55,773
Get away.
Help! Help!

1069
00:56:55,857 --> 00:56:57,191
Get him away, grandma!

1070
00:56:57,316 --> 00:56:59,234
Help, grandma!

1071
00:56:59,234 --> 00:57:00,861
Grandma, help!

1072
00:57:00,944 --> 00:57:02,487
Help me, grandma!

1073
00:57:03,071 --> 00:57:03,905
Puss!

1074
00:57:04,030 --> 00:57:05,365
Grandma, come on!

1075
00:57:05,448 --> 00:57:07,075
Do something,
Grandma!

1076
00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:08,909
Get it.
Get it, cat.

1077
00:57:08,909 --> 00:57:10,744
Cat, cat, puss, puss.

1078
00:57:10,744 --> 00:57:12,663
Come on. Get it.

1079
00:57:14,582 --> 00:57:15,416
Luke!

1080
00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:17,166
Keep him there,
Grandma.

1081
00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:18,793
Come on,
You little kitten.

1082
00:57:19,168 --> 00:57:20,128
Come on, pussy.

1083
00:57:20,628 --> 00:57:22,046
Keep him busy.

1084
00:57:22,922 --> 00:57:24,924
Here. Take it.

1085
00:57:30,220 --> 00:57:31,847
Ah, come on.
Come on.

1086
00:57:31,847 --> 00:57:33,640
Take it,
You silly cat.

1087
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,475
Don't let him in,
Grandma.

1088
00:57:35,475 --> 00:57:36,934
Puss. Puss, puss.

1089
00:57:36,934 --> 00:57:38,853
Here. Here.

1090
00:57:52,741 --> 00:57:53,700
Whoa!

1091
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,618
Hang on, tail.

1092
00:57:55,618 --> 00:57:57,077
Whew.

1093
00:58:01,373 --> 00:58:04,251
Come on, formula.
Where are you?

1094
00:58:04,251 --> 00:58:07,128
Come on, come on.

1095
00:58:14,801 --> 00:58:16,261
Oh, no.

1096
00:58:22,476 --> 00:58:23,434
Whoa!

1097
00:58:25,853 --> 00:58:26,812
Oh, no.

1098
00:58:28,731 --> 00:58:31,609
It has been unforgettable,
Mr. Jenkins.

1099
00:58:31,692 --> 00:58:33,026
My pleasure, madam.

1100
00:58:33,026 --> 00:58:35,445
What a stimulating
Conversation it has been.

1101
00:58:35,529 --> 00:58:37,656
It's not every day
One meets a lady

1102
00:58:37,656 --> 00:58:39,741
Of such quality
And... and compassion.

1103
00:58:43,577 --> 00:58:45,037
Whoa!

1104
00:58:53,169 --> 00:58:56,130
It's got to be
Somewhere up here.

1105
00:58:56,130 --> 00:58:58,550
It's just got to be.

1106
00:59:01,885 --> 00:59:02,845
Whoa!

1107
00:59:03,804 --> 00:59:05,180
Ow!

1108
00:59:05,264 --> 00:59:06,682
Oh, man.

1109
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:10,060
Hey!

1110
00:59:12,436 --> 00:59:14,856
We've got it, grandma.

1111
00:59:17,733 --> 00:59:20,610
Did you realize
That was bruno's father?

1112
00:59:20,610 --> 00:59:21,945
What a nasty man.

1113
00:59:22,028 --> 00:59:24,823
It's an act of mercy
On my part.

1114
00:59:24,906 --> 00:59:28,285
The child will never
Be like the father.

1115
00:59:28,285 --> 00:59:29,244
Thanks.

1116
00:59:29,244 --> 00:59:30,202
Liebchen?

1117
00:59:32,121 --> 00:59:33,080
Liebchen?

1118
00:59:34,498 --> 00:59:35,457
Liebchen?
Lipshin?

1119
00:59:35,457 --> 00:59:36,917
Lipshin?

1120
00:59:36,917 --> 00:59:38,335
Liebchen?

1121
00:59:41,212 --> 00:59:42,172
Liebchen.

1122
00:59:44,090 --> 00:59:46,509
Was ist das?

1123
00:59:46,509 --> 00:59:47,760
Oh.
I- i'm so sorry.

1124
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:48,887
I dropped my knitting.

1125
00:59:48,887 --> 00:59:50,345
You!

1126
00:59:50,345 --> 00:59:54,183
I'm... i-i'm, uh, knitting
Something for my grandson.

1127
00:59:54,183 --> 00:59:56,101
You haven't seen him
By any chance?

1128
00:59:56,101 --> 00:59:57,060
No, no.

1129
00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:58,478
Come,liebchen.

1130
00:59:58,478 --> 01:00:00,396
I'm dreadfully sorry.

1131
01:00:00,521 --> 01:00:01,856
I do apologize.

1132
01:00:01,856 --> 01:00:03,274
That's quite all right.

1133
01:00:03,274 --> 01:00:06,652
If i see your grandson,
I will...

1134
01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:09,821
I will turn him
Into a mouse.

1135
01:00:09,821 --> 01:00:11,448
And you,
Meddling old woman,

1136
01:00:11,531 --> 01:00:12,866
I'll deal with later.

1137
01:00:13,825 --> 01:00:14,784
Liebchen.

1138
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:21,999
I hope we're not
The first.

1139
01:00:23,417 --> 01:00:25,169
Miss ernst!

1140
01:00:25,169 --> 01:00:26,795
Who is this?

1141
01:00:26,795 --> 01:00:30,131
You told them to come up
After the drinks.

1142
01:00:30,256 --> 01:00:32,175
All right.
Let them in.

1143
01:00:38,889 --> 01:00:39,723
Come in.

1144
01:00:39,848 --> 01:00:42,226
You were wonderful
This afternoon.

1145
01:00:46,063 --> 01:00:47,522
You bad cat,liebchen.

1146
01:00:47,522 --> 01:00:48,940
You're early,
In fact.

1147
01:01:03,328 --> 01:01:06,205
When do you think
They'd implement it?

1148
01:01:06,205 --> 01:01:08,415
First of the year, i suppose.

1149
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:10,167
She's a very pleasant
Woman.

1150
01:01:10,251 --> 01:01:11,961
Yes. Now,
The question is,

1151
01:01:11,961 --> 01:01:13,420
Would she like
To work with us?

1152
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:15,338
Ow! Oh...

1153
01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:22,512
Whew!

1154
01:01:32,604 --> 01:01:34,522
Grandma, grandma!
I've got it!

1155
01:01:34,605 --> 01:01:35,940
I've got the formula.

1156
01:01:36,065 --> 01:01:37,859
Oh, thank god.

1157
01:01:38,359 --> 01:01:39,777
Luke, darling,
I was so worried.

1158
01:01:40,278 --> 01:01:42,655
There's 500 doses
In this one little bottle.

1159
01:01:43,155 --> 01:01:45,073
It's enough to change
All the witches

1160
01:01:45,156 --> 01:01:46,491
In this hotel.

1161
01:01:46,616 --> 01:01:47,951
Where's bruno?

1162
01:01:48,910 --> 01:01:51,288
There's some jolly good
Grapes here.

1163
01:01:51,413 --> 01:01:52,747
What's happening?

1164
01:01:52,747 --> 01:01:54,665
Nothing until dinnertime.

1165
01:01:54,665 --> 01:01:57,543
Now, we've got to get you
Back to your parents.

1166
01:01:58,002 --> 01:01:58,961
What time is it?

1167
01:01:59,461 --> 01:01:59,920
7:00.

1168
01:02:00,421 --> 01:02:01,839
They'll be in the bar.

1169
01:02:01,839 --> 01:02:05,675
A sherry and a large
Malt whiskey at 7:00 sharp.

1170
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,719
It gives you
An appetite.

1171
01:02:07,719 --> 01:02:09,137
Does it?

1172
01:02:09,137 --> 01:02:10,471
Come on.

1173
01:02:10,597 --> 01:02:13,640
Into my handbag,
Both of you.

1174
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,810
This is going
To be difficult.

1175
01:02:16,810 --> 01:02:18,145
Oh, i'm full.

1176
01:02:18,270 --> 01:02:20,647
We've got to get
To the kitchen quickly.

1177
01:02:21,148 --> 01:02:23,065
Ha ha ha.
That tickles.

1178
01:02:25,359 --> 01:02:26,694
Is that them?

1179
01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:28,237
Yes.
Listen, grandma.

1180
01:02:28,237 --> 01:02:29,655
Maybe we
Ought to-

1181
01:02:29,655 --> 01:02:30,990
Shh.

1182
01:02:31,114 --> 01:02:32,532
Wait! Listen...

1183
01:02:35,410 --> 01:02:36,870
Don't drown it.

1184
01:02:36,870 --> 01:02:37,704
Oh, sorry.

1185
01:02:37,829 --> 01:02:39,748
Now look what
You've done!

1186
01:02:39,748 --> 01:02:41,081
She was drowning it.

1187
01:02:41,165 --> 01:02:43,459
Are you mr.
And mrs. Jenkins?

1188
01:02:43,584 --> 01:02:46,170
Hole in one.
What can we do for you?

1189
01:02:46,253 --> 01:02:48,839
I'd like to have
A word with you

1190
01:02:49,340 --> 01:02:50,965
About your son.

1191
01:02:51,049 --> 01:02:52,592
Sit down, sit down.

1192
01:02:52,675 --> 01:02:56,054
Now, what's the little
Tyke been up to now?

1193
01:02:56,054 --> 01:02:58,431
Raiding the kitchen,
I suppose.

1194
01:02:58,431 --> 01:03:02,768
If we could go somewhere
More private...

1195
01:03:02,768 --> 01:03:04,186
Private?

1196
01:03:04,186 --> 01:03:07,064
Well, it is
Rather a...

1197
01:03:07,064 --> 01:03:08,524
Personal matter.

1198
01:03:08,524 --> 01:03:10,900
Look, mrs. Whatever
Your name is,

1199
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:14,737
If bruno has broken a window
Or smashed your spectacles,

1200
01:03:14,737 --> 01:03:17,615
I'll pay for it,
But we're not budging.

1201
01:03:17,615 --> 01:03:19,533
We always sit
At this table.

1202
01:03:20,033 --> 01:03:22,911
Where is bruno?
Tell him to come see me.

1203
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:25,288
He is here already.

1204
01:03:25,413 --> 01:03:26,248
What?

1205
01:03:26,248 --> 01:03:28,666
In my handbag.

1206
01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:32,503
Your son has
Suffered a mishap.

1207
01:03:32,586 --> 01:03:35,673
He has been
Drastically altered.

1208
01:03:35,673 --> 01:03:38,716
Altered? What do
You mean, altered?

1209
01:03:39,217 --> 01:03:42,554
I'm trying to tell you
As gently as possible.

1210
01:03:42,679 --> 01:03:45,932
My grandson saw them
Doing it to him.

1211
01:03:46,391 --> 01:03:48,308
Saw who doing what?

1212
01:03:48,308 --> 01:03:54,565
Saw the witches turn
Him into a mouse.

1213
01:03:56,483 --> 01:03:57,900
Are you crackers?

1214
01:03:59,443 --> 01:04:00,778
Get the manager, dear.

1215
01:04:00,903 --> 01:04:03,781
Tell them to throw this
Nutcase out of the hotel.

1216
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:05,700
You need a funny farm.

1217
01:04:06,159 --> 01:04:08,743
Tell them, bruno.

1218
01:04:08,743 --> 01:04:11,454
Aah! It's a mouse!

1219
01:04:11,454 --> 01:04:12,289
Shh!

1220
01:04:12,414 --> 01:04:14,791
I can't stand them!
Get them away!

1221
01:04:14,791 --> 01:04:17,209
It is bruno.
Tell them, bruno.

1222
01:04:17,209 --> 01:04:19,587
Get out of here!
How dare you!

1223
01:04:20,087 --> 01:04:22,006
Come on.
Tell them, bruno.

1224
01:04:22,006 --> 01:04:22,840
Aah!

1225
01:04:22,965 --> 01:04:25,717
It's me, mum. I-

1226
01:04:25,842 --> 01:04:28,136
Out before i call
The police,

1227
01:04:28,219 --> 01:04:32,056
You barmy old looney.
Just go on! Push off!

1228
01:04:32,056 --> 01:04:34,934
Never come back,
You stupid old witch!

1229
01:04:34,934 --> 01:04:36,852
I did my best,
Bruno.

1230
01:04:36,852 --> 01:04:38,979
Don't worry, dear.
Just go on.

1231
01:04:39,938 --> 01:04:41,273
Evening, madam.

1232
01:04:41,356 --> 01:04:43,775
Just popping in to
Turn down your bed.

1233
01:04:43,775 --> 01:04:45,693
How is
The room service here?

1234
01:04:45,693 --> 01:04:46,527
Diabolical.

1235
01:04:46,652 --> 01:04:48,446
How do you know
That woman upstairs?

1236
01:04:48,571 --> 01:04:51,449
Walk downstairs.
The elevator is out of order.

1237
01:04:51,449 --> 01:04:52,575
Is it?

1238
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:53,743
Must be.

1239
01:04:53,826 --> 01:04:55,452
It's a five-course meal.

1240
01:04:55,577 --> 01:04:57,204
Good.
I'm rather hungry.

1241
01:05:30,275 --> 01:05:31,735
Mmm.

1242
01:05:37,490 --> 01:05:38,908
Oh...

1243
01:05:46,122 --> 01:05:48,500
Mmm.

1244
01:06:10,853 --> 01:06:13,730
I'd like to go home,
That's what i'd like.

1245
01:06:13,730 --> 01:06:15,190
What are you
Doing here?

1246
01:06:15,649 --> 01:06:16,608
The banquet.

1247
01:06:16,608 --> 01:06:19,986
No! You must go to your room
And prepare for-

1248
01:06:19,986 --> 01:06:20,945
Hello!

1249
01:06:20,945 --> 01:06:23,322
For tomorrow's flight.
Yes, have a good flight.

1250
01:06:23,406 --> 01:06:24,782
But it's
Our banquet.

1251
01:06:24,782 --> 01:06:27,160
You are not here
To enjoy yourself,

1252
01:06:27,243 --> 01:06:29,078
You are here
As my staff.

1253
01:06:29,162 --> 01:06:30,996
Go to your room now.

1254
01:06:31,079 --> 01:06:32,914
Ladies.

1255
01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:36,751
I quit!

1256
01:06:49,721 --> 01:06:51,139
I can't go
Through with it.

1257
01:06:51,639 --> 01:06:52,599
We could go home.

1258
01:06:53,057 --> 01:06:54,517
Grandma,
If we don't try,

1259
01:06:55,059 --> 01:06:56,978
Every mother and
Father in england

1260
01:06:57,479 --> 01:06:59,396
Will lose
Their kids.

1261
01:06:59,396 --> 01:07:00,272
I know.

1262
01:07:00,355 --> 01:07:02,441
We must do it,
Grandma.

1263
01:07:02,441 --> 01:07:04,651
8:03 now.
8:15 exactly.

1264
01:07:04,651 --> 01:07:05,527
I'll remember.

1265
01:07:05,611 --> 01:07:07,528
Luke, darling,
I'm so terrified.

1266
01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:09,447
Grandma, now!

1267
01:07:11,365 --> 01:07:13,701
No, no, no, mad me.

1268
01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:16,662
The dining room is
Down the corridor.

1269
01:07:16,662 --> 01:07:18,497
I am sorry, truly.

1270
01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:20,957
The guests are not
Permitted, madame.

1271
01:07:20,957 --> 01:07:22,876
I am sorry, but...

1272
01:07:55,029 --> 01:07:57,907
More bread rolls.
Are they ready yet?

1273
01:07:57,990 --> 01:07:59,325
One moment.

1274
01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:02,703
Where are my peas?
Where are my peas?

1275
01:08:09,876 --> 01:08:13,713
And how is the cress soup for
The children's charity group?

1276
01:08:15,172 --> 01:08:16,132
The soup!

1277
01:08:17,091 --> 01:08:19,009
Very good,
But no more salt.

1278
01:08:19,093 --> 01:08:19,969
No more?

1279
01:08:21,887 --> 01:08:22,847
Hmm.

1280
01:08:30,019 --> 01:08:32,063
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1281
01:08:32,063 --> 01:08:33,981
Ohh!

1282
01:08:45,950 --> 01:08:47,869
They're everywhere.

1283
01:08:52,205 --> 01:08:54,583
Chef, table five says
The veal's too tough.

1284
01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:57,002
I will take care
Of this personally.

1285
01:09:01,298 --> 01:09:03,591
Chef!

1286
01:09:03,716 --> 01:09:06,302
The rspcc party
Allwant soup.

1287
01:09:06,385 --> 01:09:08,971
That's 87
For watercress.

1288
01:09:09,472 --> 01:09:10,890
Debby, bring
The soup tureens.

1289
01:09:11,389 --> 01:09:12,348
He'll adore it now.

1290
01:09:12,807 --> 01:09:14,267
The magic touch,
N'est ce pas?

1291
01:09:32,492 --> 01:09:35,369
Whoa!

1292
01:09:35,828 --> 01:09:37,288
Whoa!

1293
01:09:38,706 --> 01:09:39,665
Whoa!

1294
01:09:39,665 --> 01:09:43,043
I'll just check the soup
Before it's served.

1295
01:09:44,002 --> 01:09:45,712
Whoa. Whoa.

1296
01:09:45,712 --> 01:09:47,339
Ohh. Oh, god.

1297
01:09:52,635 --> 01:09:55,513
She's eating the soup.

1298
01:10:01,643 --> 01:10:04,020
I'll see you
Later, then.

1299
01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:06,439
We're short-staffed
Tonight.

1300
01:10:10,734 --> 01:10:13,153
I may be
A little late.

1301
01:10:13,153 --> 01:10:14,571
I can wait.

1302
01:10:25,123 --> 01:10:27,041
What is it?

1303
01:10:38,092 --> 01:10:39,051
Now!

1304
01:10:39,510 --> 01:10:40,469
Uh!

1305
01:10:42,388 --> 01:10:44,306
Ow!

1306
01:10:44,306 --> 01:10:45,266
A mouse!

1307
01:10:45,391 --> 01:10:46,225
Aah!

1308
01:10:46,225 --> 01:10:48,643
It's a mouse!

1309
01:10:48,726 --> 01:10:50,562
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

1310
01:10:50,645 --> 01:10:52,480
Get him off!

1311
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:55,817
It's running around
In me bloody underpants!

1312
01:10:56,316 --> 01:10:57,734
Get out of the way.

1313
01:10:58,235 --> 01:10:59,653
Aah!

1314
01:10:59,653 --> 01:11:02,072
Get it out!
Somebody help me!

1315
01:11:02,072 --> 01:11:03,991
Take your trousers
Off, you idiot!

1316
01:11:04,074 --> 01:11:05,533
Take your pants off.

1317
01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:06,868
Oh, give me that.

1318
01:11:06,868 --> 01:11:09,745
Somebody get it out
Before he bites me!

1319
01:11:10,204 --> 01:11:13,207
Whew! I got to
Get out of here.

1320
01:11:13,207 --> 01:11:15,584
Somebody get it out!

1321
01:11:17,043 --> 01:11:18,170
I saw it.

1322
01:11:18,170 --> 01:11:19,337
See it?

1323
01:11:19,421 --> 01:11:21,339
I saw nothing.

1324
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,258
There's nothing much
In there.

1325
01:11:25,176 --> 01:11:28,053
A lot of fuss
About nothing.

1326
01:11:30,931 --> 01:11:32,850
It's gone.

1327
01:11:42,275 --> 01:11:43,692
Oy!

1328
01:11:49,948 --> 01:11:50,908
Yes?

1329
01:11:50,908 --> 01:11:52,826
What kind of soup
Is that?

1330
01:11:52,910 --> 01:11:54,535
That is
The cress soup, sir.

1331
01:11:54,535 --> 01:11:56,162
If they're having
Cress soup,

1332
01:11:56,245 --> 01:11:58,581
I'll have
Cress soup.

1333
01:11:58,581 --> 01:12:01,250
That soup is specially made
For their party.

1334
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:03,835
The soup on the menu
Tonight is cock-a-leekie,

1335
01:12:03,919 --> 01:12:05,754
And very nice
It is, too.

1336
01:12:06,254 --> 01:12:07,672
But i don't want
Cock-a-leekie.

1337
01:12:07,756 --> 01:12:09,132
I don't like
Cock-a-leekie.

1338
01:12:09,216 --> 01:12:11,051
I like cress.

1339
01:12:11,051 --> 01:12:12,968
Take that back
To the kitchen.

1340
01:12:13,052 --> 01:12:13,928
Tell the chef

1341
01:12:14,386 --> 01:12:16,388
There's one more
Order for cress.

1342
01:12:32,236 --> 01:12:33,654
What's that, eh?

1343
01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:50,460
Don't touch it!
It's in the soup!

1344
01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:52,379
Don't touch the soup!

1345
01:12:52,379 --> 01:12:54,297
Child!

1346
01:12:54,297 --> 01:12:56,216
Good.

1347
01:12:56,216 --> 01:12:58,135
Come along.

1348
01:13:03,305 --> 01:13:05,724
Nearly 8:15.

1349
01:13:08,102 --> 01:13:10,979
I can't believe
She's still here.

1350
01:13:11,062 --> 01:13:11,938
Dear me!

1351
01:13:11,938 --> 01:13:13,398
No, madam, please.

1352
01:13:13,398 --> 01:13:15,316
Please.
Just a moment.

1353
01:13:25,367 --> 01:13:27,786
8:15. I made it!

1354
01:13:30,163 --> 01:13:32,081
One more-

1355
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:36,002
One more cress soup,
Table nine.

1356
01:14:09,114 --> 01:14:10,073
Hi, bruno.

1357
01:14:10,532 --> 01:14:13,911
Lovely, isn't it?

1358
01:14:13,911 --> 01:14:14,870
Red.

1359
01:14:14,870 --> 01:14:17,747
Yes. Red.

1360
01:14:21,584 --> 01:14:24,921
I didn't want to be
One of them anyway.

1361
01:14:28,298 --> 01:14:30,675
I'll bring you
Your main course.

1362
01:14:31,635 --> 01:14:32,135
Well?

1363
01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:34,054
I put it
In the soup.

1364
01:14:34,054 --> 01:14:35,013
The whole bottle?

1365
01:14:35,013 --> 01:14:36,722
Every drop.

1366
01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:38,349
You angel.

1367
01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:40,267
You're bleeding.

1368
01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:41,227
One of the cooks
Tried to cut off

1369
01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,105
My tail with
A carving knife.

1370
01:14:44,604 --> 01:14:47,482
The grand high witch
Is eating the soup!

1371
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,778
They all are.

1372
01:14:58,992 --> 01:15:01,370
Would you like
Another roll, sir?

1373
01:15:01,495 --> 01:15:02,830
Oh, no, thanks.

1374
01:15:02,830 --> 01:15:05,039
I'd like some... yes.

1375
01:15:05,039 --> 01:15:07,125
Well, i'd like some...

1376
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:09,544
I'd like some
Black pepper, please.

1377
01:15:09,627 --> 01:15:11,087
My god!

1378
01:15:11,087 --> 01:15:12,422
What?

1379
01:15:12,505 --> 01:15:15,882
Bruno's father is about
To eat the soup, too.

1380
01:15:15,882 --> 01:15:16,842
Stop him!

1381
01:15:16,842 --> 01:15:17,676
Quick!

1382
01:15:17,801 --> 01:15:19,136
So that's it.

1383
01:15:19,219 --> 01:15:20,554
This is a nightmare.

1384
01:15:20,679 --> 01:15:22,597
At least
We got cress soup.

1385
01:15:23,055 --> 01:15:24,014
Don't touch it!

1386
01:15:24,515 --> 01:15:26,600
I told you
She was a loony.

1387
01:15:26,725 --> 01:15:28,727
She's
An absolute nutter.

1388
01:15:28,727 --> 01:15:31,105
Look at
My bloody soup!

1389
01:15:31,230 --> 01:15:33,815
All that stuff
About bruno!

1390
01:15:33,898 --> 01:15:36,401
Bruno has been
Turned into-

1391
01:15:36,484 --> 01:15:38,903
He has not been
Turned into a m-

1392
01:15:38,903 --> 01:15:41,281
Yes, i have.
Hello, dad.

1393
01:15:43,198 --> 01:15:47,536
Aah!

1394
01:15:48,495 --> 01:15:51,372
Don't worry, dad.
It isn't all bad...

1395
01:15:51,372 --> 01:15:54,250
So long as the cat
Doesn't get me.

1396
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,209
Bruno.

1397
01:15:55,209 --> 01:15:57,587
No more school,
No more homework.

1398
01:15:57,587 --> 01:16:00,006
I'll live in
The kitchen cupboard.

1399
01:16:00,006 --> 01:16:03,341
No, no, no. This is...
This is a trick.

1400
01:16:03,341 --> 01:16:05,260
It's the whiskey.

1401
01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:07,554
Hello, mum.

1402
01:16:08,638 --> 01:16:12,475
Would you like to know
Who did this to bruno?

1403
01:16:19,648 --> 01:16:21,107
It's working.

1404
01:16:30,199 --> 01:16:32,117
Let go of me!

1405
01:16:34,995 --> 01:16:37,414
My formula 86!

1406
01:16:37,414 --> 01:16:38,832
Give me that spoon!

1407
01:16:39,791 --> 01:16:42,210
That woman over there.

1408
01:16:44,128 --> 01:16:47,465
She is
The grand high witch.

1409
01:16:50,842 --> 01:16:53,720
Grandma, she needs
More time to become a...

1410
01:16:56,098 --> 01:16:58,516
She did it to bruno

1411
01:16:58,974 --> 01:17:04,730
And thousands of other
Children before him.

1412
01:17:06,649 --> 01:17:08,108
Good evening.

1413
01:17:08,108 --> 01:17:10,985
You're-you're doomed,
Old woman!

1414
01:17:11,069 --> 01:17:12,695
You're doomed forever!

1415
01:17:12,695 --> 01:17:14,322
It must work, grandma.

1416
01:17:14,823 --> 01:17:16,741
Oh, you-aah!

1417
01:17:16,825 --> 01:17:17,991
Bruno!

1418
01:17:17,991 --> 01:17:19,118
No, bruno.

1419
01:17:23,455 --> 01:17:24,873
This is it, bruno.

1420
01:17:31,587 --> 01:17:33,506
Rrahhr!

1421
01:17:35,508 --> 01:17:36,383
Come on!

1422
01:17:36,466 --> 01:17:37,926
Get the mice!

1423
01:17:46,559 --> 01:17:47,893
Rrahhr!

1424
01:17:47,977 --> 01:17:50,855
The most evil and appalling
Woman in the world.

1425
01:17:51,355 --> 01:17:56,609
A loathsome,
Hideous disgrace!

1426
01:17:56,609 --> 01:17:57,986
Yeah, grandma!

1427
01:17:58,069 --> 01:18:02,365
I'm not finished
With you yet, old woman!

1428
01:18:02,365 --> 01:18:03,825
Next time!

1429
01:18:04,284 --> 01:18:05,159
No!

1430
01:18:05,242 --> 01:18:06,618
No next time.

1431
01:18:06,702 --> 01:18:10,539
This time
It's your turn.

1432
01:18:21,090 --> 01:18:22,508
Herbert! Herbert,
Do something!

1433
01:18:22,508 --> 01:18:25,385
Hold still. It's in your
Foundation garment.

1434
01:18:25,385 --> 01:18:27,304
Good night.

1435
01:18:27,304 --> 01:18:29,723
Aah!

1436
01:18:29,723 --> 01:18:31,141
Get that brown one!

1437
01:18:31,141 --> 01:18:34,018
No, not that one.
The other one, there!

1438
01:18:34,518 --> 01:18:36,437
Look, grandma,
It's her.

1439
01:18:37,855 --> 01:18:40,066
Revenge on you!
Revenge!

1440
01:18:40,066 --> 01:18:42,193
Don't let her
Get away.

1441
01:18:42,276 --> 01:18:43,610
Get away from me!

1442
01:18:46,988 --> 01:18:49,866
Hey! Get me
Out of here!

1443
01:18:52,243 --> 01:18:55,120
Get-get out
Of my hotel!

1444
01:18:57,539 --> 01:18:59,249
Mr. Stringer.

1445
01:18:59,249 --> 01:19:00,876
Yes, madam.

1446
01:19:00,876 --> 01:19:02,794
There's an especially
Infectious one

1447
01:19:02,919 --> 01:19:04,337
Under the water ju.

1448
01:19:04,337 --> 01:19:05,797
Thank you, madam.

1449
01:19:05,797 --> 01:19:07,215
Oh, it's a pleasure.

1450
01:19:07,215 --> 01:19:08,549
Get away from me!

1451
01:19:08,549 --> 01:19:10,968
I tell you,
Get away from me!

1452
01:19:11,052 --> 01:19:12,511
Get away! Out! Away!

1453
01:19:12,511 --> 01:19:13,345
Get away!

1454
01:19:13,470 --> 01:19:15,389
Get away from me,
I say!

1455
01:19:15,847 --> 01:19:17,307
No!

1456
01:19:17,307 --> 01:19:18,642
Eek!

1457
01:19:18,725 --> 01:19:20,185
Ah-echh...

1458
01:19:26,399 --> 01:19:29,276
My mum's not
Very crazy about mice.

1459
01:19:29,777 --> 01:19:31,194
So i see.

1460
01:19:33,113 --> 01:19:34,572
Here is bruno.

1461
01:19:34,572 --> 01:19:35,907
Oh, thank you.

1462
01:19:35,990 --> 01:19:37,909
He needs to go
On a diet.

1463
01:19:37,909 --> 01:19:39,828
Hi, dad. Hi, mum.

1464
01:19:39,828 --> 01:19:41,662
Will you stop it?

1465
01:19:41,745 --> 01:19:43,664
Stop it, dear.
Stop it.

1466
01:19:43,664 --> 01:19:45,582
This is our bruno.

1467
01:19:45,582 --> 01:19:47,501
Don't cry, mum.

1468
01:19:47,501 --> 01:19:49,919
You'll get used to me.

1469
01:19:51,838 --> 01:19:53,256
Just a minute,
Grandma.

1470
01:19:53,256 --> 01:19:54,215
Bye, bruno.

1471
01:19:54,716 --> 01:19:56,134
Bye.

1472
01:19:56,134 --> 01:19:58,052
Excuse me.

1473
01:19:59,010 --> 01:19:59,970
Oh, mum.

1474
01:19:59,970 --> 01:20:02,848
You always wanted me
To lose weight.

1475
01:20:02,848 --> 01:20:04,766
Well, look at me now.

1476
01:20:12,940 --> 01:20:15,317
There. But i still
Don't understand.

1477
01:20:15,317 --> 01:20:17,236
I won't be long.

1478
01:20:23,491 --> 01:20:24,909
Come on, this way.

1479
01:20:24,909 --> 01:20:27,328
Mice in
The main dining room.

1480
01:20:27,328 --> 01:20:28,746
Come on, hurry up.

1481
01:20:28,871 --> 01:20:30,205
Your taxi, madam.

1482
01:20:30,289 --> 01:20:31,623
Goodbye. Thank you.

1483
01:20:55,604 --> 01:20:58,022
Put it down, bill.
That's it.

1484
01:20:58,105 --> 01:20:59,440
You all right?

1485
01:20:59,565 --> 01:21:01,358
Yeah.

1486
01:21:01,358 --> 01:21:02,818
Can you manage?

1487
01:21:02,902 --> 01:21:03,778
I'm fine.

1488
01:21:03,778 --> 01:21:05,695
Look out.
There's a step.

1489
01:21:08,573 --> 01:21:09,532
Mrs. Evershim?

1490
01:21:09,616 --> 01:21:10,492
Yes, it is.

1491
01:21:10,492 --> 01:21:11,910
There's a trunk
For you.

1492
01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:12,869
A trunk?

1493
01:21:12,869 --> 01:21:14,329
Will you sign
For it?

1494
01:21:14,412 --> 01:21:15,746
Yes, all right.

1495
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,206
Come in.

1496
01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:20,667
Oh, great!
Great! It's arrived.

1497
01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:22,586
Don't open it yet,
Grandma.

1498
01:21:22,586 --> 01:21:23,921
Wait for me.

1499
01:21:24,004 --> 01:21:25,463
Put it down there.

1500
01:21:25,463 --> 01:21:27,382
That'll do fine.

1501
01:21:27,382 --> 01:21:29,467
Yeah, that's it.

1502
01:21:29,550 --> 01:21:31,677
Here i come.

1503
01:21:32,178 --> 01:21:32,637
Thank you.

1504
01:21:33,137 --> 01:21:34,097
Thank you, madam.

1505
01:21:34,554 --> 01:21:36,014
Who could it be from?

1506
01:21:36,473 --> 01:21:38,892
This is really
Going to surprise you.

1507
01:21:41,770 --> 01:21:43,188
Ok. Open it, grandma.

1508
01:21:43,188 --> 01:21:44,647
Yes, but what is it?

1509
01:21:44,647 --> 01:21:45,606
Open it.

1510
01:21:47,525 --> 01:21:48,484
Money!

1511
01:21:48,484 --> 01:21:49,318
Luke?

1512
01:21:49,443 --> 01:21:50,778
I saw it
When i was in

1513
01:21:50,861 --> 01:21:52,488
The grand high
Witch's room.

1514
01:21:52,571 --> 01:21:54,239
I figured we could
Really use it

1515
01:21:54,239 --> 01:21:55,657
When we go
To america.

1516
01:21:57,117 --> 01:21:58,076
America?

1517
01:21:58,076 --> 01:22:02,372
Yes. We've got to go
Home because... look!

1518
01:22:03,831 --> 01:22:06,208
It was the grand high witch's.

1519
01:22:06,208 --> 01:22:11,004
It has the name and address
Of every witch in america.

1520
01:22:14,841 --> 01:22:19,178
Luke,
You are a genius.

1521
01:22:19,178 --> 01:22:22,222
Aw.

1522
01:22:24,141 --> 01:22:28,478
? It doesn't matter who
You are and what you are?

1523
01:22:28,562 --> 01:22:30,856
? As long as somebody
Loves you?

1524
01:22:30,939 --> 01:22:33,733
Oh, luke, what a day.

1525
01:22:33,733 --> 01:22:36,610
Perhaps we could find
A good witch

1526
01:22:36,694 --> 01:22:39,488
To turn you back
Into my grandson.

1527
01:22:39,488 --> 01:22:42,866
I'll never drive a real car,
Will i, grandma?

1528
01:22:43,324 --> 01:22:44,284
Oh, i don't know.

1529
01:22:44,284 --> 01:22:46,202
How long do mice live,
Grandma?

1530
01:22:46,703 --> 01:22:50,539
I hope we have time to take on
Those american witches.

1531
01:22:50,622 --> 01:22:52,458
Can we go to new york?

1532
01:22:52,458 --> 01:22:54,835
I've never been
To new york.

1533
01:22:57,337 --> 01:22:59,715
Can we travel there
By ship?

1534
01:23:00,214 --> 01:23:01,841
First class.

1535
01:23:01,841 --> 01:23:03,468
The best cabin.

1536
01:23:03,551 --> 01:23:06,429
The best of everything.

1537
01:23:09,307 --> 01:23:10,766
Good night, grandma.

1538
01:23:11,725 --> 01:23:14,603
Good night, luke.

1539
01:23:24,653 --> 01:23:28,032
I really am happy
To be a mouse, you know.

1540
01:23:28,032 --> 01:23:31,868
I know, my darling.

1541
01:24:02,562 --> 01:24:06,400
Hee hee hee
Ha ha ha!

1542
01:24:17,409 --> 01:24:19,327
Grandma!

1543
01:24:19,327 --> 01:24:21,246
Grandma,
What's happening?

1544
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:26,542
Luke!

1545
01:24:32,381 --> 01:24:36,134
Uhh!

1546
01:24:36,217 --> 01:24:37,677
Hee hee hee hee!

1547
01:24:37,677 --> 01:24:40,054
Luke!

1548
01:24:53,984 --> 01:24:54,942
Hee hee!

1549
01:24:54,942 --> 01:24:57,820
Oh!

1550
01:25:02,116 --> 01:25:05,493
Off you go,
Back home to luke.

1551
01:25:08,371 --> 01:25:10,749
Look, grandma.
They're back!

1552
01:25:17,463 --> 01:25:19,882
Don't forget bruno!