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<i>"Sigh no more, ladies</i>

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<i>"sigh no more</i>

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<i>"Men were deceivers ever</i>

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<i>"One foot in sea</i>

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<i>"and one on shore</i>

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<i>"To one thing constant never</i>

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<i>"Then sigh not so</i>

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<i>"but let them go</i>

9
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<i>"And be you blithe</i>

10
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<i>"and bonny</i>

11
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<i>"Converting all</i>

12
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<i>"your sounds of woe</i>

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<i>"Into Hey</i>

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<i>"nonny, nonny!</i>

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"Sing no more ditties"

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More, more, more!

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"Sing no more

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"Of dumps

19
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"so dull and heavy

20
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"The fraud of men

21
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"was ever so

22
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"Since summer first

23
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"was leafy

24
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"Then sigh not so

25
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"but let them go

26
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"And be you blithe

27
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"and bonny

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"Converting all

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"your sounds of woe

30
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"Into Hey

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"nonny, nonny!"

32
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My lord.

33
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I learn in this letter...

34
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...that Don Pedro of Aragon...

35
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...comes this night to Messina!

36
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He is very near by this.

37
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He was not three leagues off when I left him.

38
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How many gentlemen have you lost
in this action?

39
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But few of any sort, and none of name.

40
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I find here that Don Pedro hath bestowed...

41
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...much honor on a young Florentine
called Claudio.

42
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He hath borne himself beyond
the promise of his age...

43
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...doing, in the figure of a lamb,
the feats of a lion.

44
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Is Signior Mountanto returned
from the wars or no?

45
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I know none of that name, lady.

46
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My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua.

47
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He's returned and as pleasant as ever he was.

48
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I pray you, how many hath he killed
and eaten in these wars?

49
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But how many hath he killed?

50
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For indeed I promised to eat all of his killing.

51
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He hath done good service
and a good soldier too, lady.

52
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And a good soldier to a lady.

53
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- But what is he to a lord?
- A lord to a lord.

54
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A man to a man,
stuffed with all honorable virtues.

55
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It is so, indeed.

56
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He is no less than a stuffed man.

57
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You must not, sir, mistake my niece.

58
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There is a kind of merry war
betwixt Signior Benedick and her.

59
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They never meet but there's
a skirmish of wit between them.

60
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Who is his companion now?

61
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He hath every month a new sworn brother.

62
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He is most in the company
of the right noble Claudio.

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O lord!

64
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He will hang upon him like a disease.

65
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He is sooner caught than the pestilence,
and the taker runs presently mad.

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God help the noble Claudio!

67
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If he have caught the Benedick...

68
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...it will cost him a thousand pound
ere he be cured.

69
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I will keep friends with you, lady.

70
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- Do, good friend.
- You will never run mad, niece.

71
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No, not till a hot January.

72
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Don Pedro is approaching!

73
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Good Signior Leonato,
are you come to meet your trouble.

74
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The fashion of the world is to avoid cost,
and you encounter it.

75
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Never came trouble to my house
in the likeness of your grace.

76
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My lord.

77
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I think this is your daughter.

78
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Her mother hath many times told me so.

79
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Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her?

80
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Signior Benedick, no!

81
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If Signior Leonato be her father...

82
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...she would not have his head on her shoulders
for all Messina.

83
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I wonder that you will still be talking,
Signior Benedick. Nobody marks you.

84
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What, my dear Lady Disdain!

85
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Are you yet living?

86
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Is it possible disdain should die...

87
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...while she hath such meet food
to feed it as Signior Benedick?

88
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Courtesy itself must convert to disdain
if you come in her presence.

89
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Then is courtesy a turncoat.

90
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But it is certain I am loved of all ladies,
only you excepted...

91
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...and I would I could find in my heart
that I had not a hard heart, for I love none.

92
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A dear happiness to women.

93
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They would else be troubled
with a pernicious suitor.

94
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I thank God and my cold blood,
I am of your humor for that.

95
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I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow
than a man swear he loves me.

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God keep your ladyship still in that mind...

97
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...so some gentleman or other shall 'scape
a predestinate scratched face.

98
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Scratching could not make it worse,
an 'twere such a face as yours were.

99
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Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.

100
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A bird of my tongue is better
than a beast of yours.

101
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I would my horse had
the speed of your tongue! But...

102
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...keep your way, in God's name I have done.

103
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You always end with a jade's trick.

104
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I know you of old.

105
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Signior Claudio, Signior Benedick...

106
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...my dear friend Leonato hath invited you all.

107
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I tell him we shall stay here at the least a month.

108
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Let me bid you welcome, my lord.

109
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Being reconciled to the prince, your brother...

110
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...I owe you all duty.

111
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I thank you.

112
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I am not of many words...

113
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...but I thank you.

114
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Please it your grace lead on?

115
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Your hand, Leonato, we will go together.

116
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Benedick.

117
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Didst thou note
the daughter of Signior Leonato?

118
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I noted her not, but I looked on her.

119
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Is she not a modest young lady?

120
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Do you question me
for my simple true judgment...

121
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...or would you have me speak after my custom,
a professed tyrant to their sex?

122
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No. I pray thee speak in sober judgment.

123
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Why, i' faith me thinks
she's too low for a high praise...

124
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...too brown for a fair praise,
and too little for a great praise.

125
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This commendation I can afford her,
that were she other, she were unhandsome...

126
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...and being no other but as she is,
I do not like her.

127
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Thou thinkest I am in sport.
I pray thee tell me truly how thou likest her.

128
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Would you buy her, that you enquire after her?

129
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Can the world buy such a jewel?

130
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Yea, and a case to put it into.

131
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But speak you this with a sad brow?

132
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In mine eyes,
she is the sweetest lady that ever I looked on.

133
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I can see yet without spectacles
and I see no such matter.

134
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There's her cousin,
an' she were not possessed with a fury...

135
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...exceeds her as much in beauty as
the first of May doth the last of December.

136
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But I hope you have no intent to turn husband.

137
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Have you?

138
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I would scarce trust myself...

139
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...though I had sworn the contrary...

140
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...if Hero would be my wife.

141
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Is't come to this?

142
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Shall I never see
a bachelor of three-score again?

143
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Gentlemen.

144
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What secret hath held you here,
that you followed not to Leonato's?

145
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He is in love.

146
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With who? That is your grace's part.

147
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With Hero...

148
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...Leonato's short daughter!

149
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Amen, if you love her,
for the lady is very well worthy.

150
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- You speak this to fetch me in.
- By my troth, I speak my thought.

151
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- And in faith, my lord, I spoke mine.
- And, by my two faiths and troths, I spoke mine.

152
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- That I love her, I feel.
- That she is worthy, I know.

153
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That I neither feel how she should be loved
nor know how she is worthy...

154
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...is the opinion that fire cannot melt out of me.
I will die in it at the stake.

155
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Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic
in the despite of beauty.

156
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That a woman conceived me...

157
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...I thank her.

158
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That she brought me up,
I likewise give her most humble thanks.

159
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But that I will hang my...

160
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...bugle in an invisible baldric...

161
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...all women shall pardon me.

162
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I will live a bachelor.

163
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I shall see thee 'ere I die, look pale with love.

164
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With anger, with sickness,
or with hunger, my lord...

165
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...not with love.

166
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Well, as time shall try.

167
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,705
"In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke."

168
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The savage bull may,
but if ever the sensible Benedick bear it...

169
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...pluck off the bull's horns
and set them in my forehead.

170
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And let me be vilely painted
and in such great letters as they write:

171
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"Here is good horse to hire,"
let them signify under my sign:

172
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"Here you may see Benedick, the married man."

173
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Benedick.

174
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Repair to Leonato's.

175
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Tell him I will not fail him at supper,
for indeed he hath made great preparation.

176
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Examine your conscience.

177
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And so I leave you.

178
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Hath Leonato any son, my lord?

179
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No child but Hero. She's his only heir.

180
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Dost thou affect her, Claudio?

181
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My lord,
when you went onward on this ended action...

182
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...I looked upon her with a soldier's eye,
that liked...

183
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...but had a rougher task in hand
than to drive liking to the name of love.

184
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But now...

185
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,794
...I am returned and that war-thoughts
have left their places vacant...

186
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,933
...in their rooms come thronging soft...

187
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,712
...and delicate desires...

188
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...all prompting me how fair young Hero is.

189
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Saying...

190
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:32,182
...I liked her ere I went to wars.

191
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Thou wilt be like a lover presently
and tire the hearer with a book of words.

192
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,525
If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it.

193
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And I will break with her and with her father
and thou shalt have her.

194
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,695
I know we shall have reveling tonight.

195
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,736
I will assume thy part in some disguise and...

196
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,877
...tell fair Hero I am Claudio.

197
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And in her bosom, I'll unclasp my heart...

198
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,579
...and take her hearing prisoner,
with the force and...

199
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,380
...strong encounter of my amorous tale.

200
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,684
Then, after to her father will I break...

201
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,853
...and the conclusion is...

202
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,725
...she shall be thine.

203
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:14,857
In practice let us put it presently.

204
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,600
What the good-year, my lord.

205
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,438
Why are you thus out of measure sad?

206
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,447
There is no measure
in the occasion that breeds.

207
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,021
Therefore the sadness is without limit.

208
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,184
You should hear reason.

209
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,889
And when I have heard it...

210
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,028
...what blessing brings it?

211
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,830
I cannot hide what I am.

212
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:56,040
I must be sad when I have cause
and smile at no man's jests...

213
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,701
...eat when I have stomach...

214
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...and wait for no man's leisure...

215
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,708
...sleep when I am drowsy...

216
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,647
...and tend on no man's business...

217
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,718
...laugh...

218
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,676
...when I am merry...

219
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,952
...and claw no man in his humor.

220
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:20,623
But you must not make full show of this
till you may do so without controlment.

221
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,200
You have of late
stood out against your brother...

222
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,770
...and he hath ta'en you newly into his grace...

223
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,396
...where it is impossible
you should take true root...

224
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...but by the fair weather that you make yourself.

225
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I had rather be a canker in a hedge...

226
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...than a rose in his grace.

227
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In this, though I cannot be said to be
a flattering, honest man...

228
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...it must not be denied
but I am a plain-dealing villain.

229
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If I had my mouth...

230
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...I would bite.

231
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If I had my liberty...

232
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...I would do my liking.

233
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In the meantime...

234
00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,868
...let me be that I am and seek not to alter me.

235
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:05,668
Borachio!

236
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,442
What news?

237
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,641
I can give you intelligence
of an intended marriage.

238
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,280
Will it serve for any model to build mischief on?

239
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:18,379
Marry, it is your brother's right hand.

240
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,457
Who?

241
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:23,016
- The most exquisite Claudio?
- Even he.

242
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:24,456
How came you to this?

243
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:29,067
I heard it agreed upon that the prince
should woo Hero for himself...

244
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,968
...and having obtained her,
give her to Count Claudio.

245
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,364
Come.

246
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,576
Come, let us thither.
This may prove food to my displeasure.

247
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:42,473
That young start-up hath all
the glory of my overthrow.

248
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,006
If I can cross him any way...

249
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,651
...I bless myself every way.

250
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,051
You are both sure...

251
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,617
...and will assist me?

252
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,416
To the death, my lord.

253
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:59,390
- Shall we go prove what's to be done?
- We'll wait upon your lordship.

254
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:27,487
- Was not Count John here at supper?
- I saw him not.

255
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,254
How tartly that gentleman looks!

256
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:32,489
I never can see him but
I am heart-burned an hour after.

257
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,793
He's of a very melancholy disposition.

258
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:54,985
He were an excellent man that were made
just in the midway between him and Benedick.

259
00:20:55,320 --> 00:21:00,189
The one is too like an image and says nothing,
and the other too like my lady's eldest son...

260
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,919
...evermore tattling.

261
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:05,388
Then half Signior Benedick's tongue...

262
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,362
...in Count John's mouth...

263
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:12,301
...and half count John's melancholy
in Signior Benedick's face.

264
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,432
With a good leg.

265
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,868
And a good foot, uncle.

266
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,804
And money enough in his purse.

267
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:24,004
Such a man would win any woman in the world.

268
00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:26,579
If he could get her good will.

269
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:31,520
By my troth, niece, thou wilt never get thee
a husband, if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue.

270
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,328
Lord, I could not endure a husband
with a beard on his face.

271
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,989
I'd rather lie in the woolen.

272
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,795
You may light on a husband that hath no beard.

273
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,597
And what should I do with him?

274
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:49,162
Dress him in my apparel
and make him my waiting-gentlewoman?

275
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:52,706
He that hath a beard is more than a youth.

276
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,176
And he that hath no beard is less than a man.

277
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,475
And he that is more than a youth is not for me.

278
00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:01,348
And he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

279
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,913
Yet in faith, she's too cursed.

280
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:05,683
Well, then, go you into hell?

281
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,816
No, but to the gate.

282
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:11,020
And there will the devil meet me
like an old cuckold...

283
00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:13,495
...with horns on his head, and say:

284
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,293
"Get you to heaven, Beatrice.

285
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,232
"Here's no place for you maids."

286
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:21,032
So away to Saint Peter for the heavens.

287
00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:25,174
He shows me where the bachelors sit.

288
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:30,310
And there live we as merry as the day is long.

289
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,081
Well, niece,
I hope you will be ruled by your father.

290
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,255
Yes, faith,
it is my cousin's duty to make curtsy...

291
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,382
...and say, "Father, as it please you."

292
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:44,588
But yet for all that, cousin,
let him be a handsome fellow...

293
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:48,797
...or else make another curtsy
and say, "Father, as it please me."

294
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,300
Daughter...

295
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,735
...remember what I told you.

296
00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:02,974
If the prince do solicit you in that kind...

297
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,006
...you know your answer.

298
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,520
Well, niece.

299
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:14,615
I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband.

300
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:19,425
Not till God make men
of some other metal than earth.

301
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,965
Cousin, you apprehend passing shrewdly.

302
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:26,504
I have a good eye, uncle.
I can see a church by daylight.

303
00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:31,706
The revellers are entering!

304
00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:46,817
Lady, will you walk about with your friend?

305
00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:14,151
I know you well enough.
You are Signior Antonio.

306
00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:15,947
At a word, I am not.

307
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:20,184
I know you by the waggling of your head.

308
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,589
At a word, I am not.

309
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:26,460
Come, come, do you think I do not know you
by your excellent wit?

310
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,857
Can virtue hide itself?

311
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,629
Go to, mum, you are he.

312
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,897
Graces will appear, and there's an end.

313
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,573
Well, I would you did like me.

314
00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:45,206
So would not I, for I have many ill qualities.

315
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,945
- Which is one?
- I say my prayers aloud.

316
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:56,291
- Will you not tell me who told you, sir?
- No, you shall pardon me.

317
00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:59,830
- Nor will you not tell me who you are?
- Not now.

318
00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:02,027
That I was disdainful...

319
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:05,967
...and that I had my good wit
out of the "Hundred Merry Tales."

320
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,763
Well, this was Signior Benedick that said so.

321
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,274
What's he?

322
00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:13,344
I'm sure you know him well enough.

323
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,842
Not I, believe me.

324
00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:17,437
Did he never make you laugh?

325
00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:20,780
I pray you, what is he?

326
00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:24,614
Why, he is the prince's jester.

327
00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:26,621
A very dull fool.

328
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,426
His only gift is in devising impossible slanders.

329
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:35,359
None but libertines delight in him,
for he both pleases men and angers them...

330
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,535
...and then they laugh at him and beat him.

331
00:25:40,071 --> 00:25:42,266
I am sure he is in the fleet.

332
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,609
I would he had boarded me.

333
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:49,845
When I know the gentleman,
I'll tell him what you say.

334
00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:51,074
Do.

335
00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:57,654
We must follow the leaders.

336
00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,986
In every good thing.

337
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,948
Are not you Signior Benedick?

338
00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,720
You know me well. I am he.

339
00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:39,092
Signior,
you are very near my brother in his love.

340
00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:41,228
He is enamoured on Hero.

341
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,468
I pray you, dissuade him from her.
She is no equal for his birth.

342
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,361
How know you he loves her?

343
00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:50,675
I heard him swear his affection.

344
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:54,006
So did I, too.
And he swore he would marry her tonight.

345
00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:56,745
Come, let us to the banquet.

346
00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:10,026
Thus answer I in name of Benedick...

347
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,958
...but hear these ill news
with the ears of Claudio.

348
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:19,830
'Tis certain so...

349
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:23,373
...the prince woos for himself!

350
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:30,776
Friendship is constant in all other things...

351
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:34,079
...save in the office and affairs of love.

352
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,652
This is an accident of hourly proof...

353
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,389
...which I mistrusted not.

354
00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:48,422
Farewell, therefore, Hero!

355
00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:53,670
- Count Claudio?
- Yea, the same.

356
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:55,467
- Come, will you go with me?
- Whither?

357
00:27:55,573 --> 00:27:57,165
About your own business.

358
00:27:57,275 --> 00:28:01,439
- The prince hath got your Hero!
- I wish him joy of her!

359
00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:03,912
Did you think the prince
would have served you thus?

360
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,607
I pray you, leave me.

361
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:08,515
Alas, poor hurt fowl!

362
00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:15,083
But that my Lady Beatrice should know me,
and not know me!

363
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:17,394
The prince's fool?

364
00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:20,788
I am not so reputed.

365
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,191
It is the base, the bitter disposition of Beatrice...

366
00:28:24,302 --> 00:28:27,760
...that puts the world into her person
and so gives me out.

367
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:29,798
Well...

368
00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:32,505
...l'll be revenged as I may.

369
00:28:33,945 --> 00:28:35,606
Now, signior, where's the count?

370
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:39,377
Troth, my lord, I found him here
as melancholy as a lodge in a warren.

371
00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:41,349
I told him, and I think I told him true...

372
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:44,980
...that your grace had got the good will
of this young lady.

373
00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:47,785
The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you.

374
00:28:48,426 --> 00:28:52,829
The gentleman that danced with her
told her she is much wronged by you.

375
00:28:53,431 --> 00:28:56,832
She misused me past the endurance of a block!

376
00:28:56,935 --> 00:29:01,804
She told me, not thinking I had been myself,
that I was the prince's jester...

377
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,838
...that I was duller than a great thaw...

378
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:08,174
...huddling jest upon jest
with such impossible conveyance upon me...

379
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:10,304
...that I stood like a man at a mark...

380
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,383
...with a whole army shooting at me.

381
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:15,214
She speaks poniards...

382
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,479
...and every word stabs.

383
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:21,423
If her breath were terrible as her terminations,
there were no living near her.

384
00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:23,460
She would infect to the North Star.

385
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:28,430
So, indeed, all disquiet,
horror and perturbation follows her.

386
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:30,758
Look, here she comes.

387
00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:36,630
Will your grace command me any service
to the world's end?

388
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:40,438
I will go on the slightest errand now
to the Antipodes...

389
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:42,513
...that you can devise to send me on.

390
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:46,948
I will fetch you a hair off
the Great Cham's beard...

391
00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:50,382
...do you any embassage to the Pigmies...

392
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:55,491
...rather than hold three words'
conference with this harpy.

393
00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:59,389
You have no employment for me?

394
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:02,529
None, but to desire your good company!

395
00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:06,065
O God, sir, here's a dish I love not.

396
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:08,935
I cannot endure my Lady Tongue!

397
00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:12,969
Come, lady, come.

398
00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:15,439
You have lost the heart of Signior Benedick.

399
00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:17,305
Indeed, my lord.

400
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,441
He lent it me awhile.

401
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,081
And I gave him use for it...

402
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:26,722
...a double heart for his single one.

403
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:31,658
Marry, once before he won it of me,
with false dice.

404
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:35,892
Therefore your grace may well say I have lost it.

405
00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:38,865
You have put him down, lady,
you have put him down.

406
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,628
So I would not he should do me, my lord...

407
00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:44,305
...lest I should prove the mother of fools.

408
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:49,947
I have brought Count Claudio,
whom you sent me to seek.

409
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,416
Why, how now, Count, wherefore art thou sad?

410
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,045
Not sad, my lord.

411
00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:58,480
- How then? Sick?
- Neither, my lord.

412
00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:01,582
The count is neither sad, nor sick...

413
00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:04,352
...nor merry, nor well...

414
00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:07,027
...but civil count...

415
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,226
...civil as an orange,
and something of that jealous complexion.

416
00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:13,827
I' faith, lady, I think your blazon to be true...

417
00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:17,271
...though I'll be sworn, if he be so,
his conceit is false.

418
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,343
Here, Claudio.

419
00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:21,778
I have wooed in thy name...

420
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,713
...and fair Hero is won.

421
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,881
I have broke with her father,
and his good will obtained.

422
00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:32,152
Name the day of marriage...

423
00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:34,622
...and God give thee joy.

424
00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,888
Count, take of me my daughter...

425
00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:40,357
...and with her my fortunes.

426
00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:43,224
His grace hath made the match...

427
00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:47,001
...and all grace say Amen to it.

428
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,602
Speak, Count...

429
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,912
...'tis your cue.

430
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:02,419
Silence is the perfectest herald of joy.

431
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:06,982
I were but little happy, if I could say how much.

432
00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:09,382
Lady...

433
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,722
...as you are mine...

434
00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:14,860
...I am yours.

435
00:32:18,136 --> 00:32:19,603
Speak, cousin!

436
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:24,938
Or, if you cannot, stop his mouth with a kiss,
and let not him speak neither.

437
00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:44,188
In faith, lady, you have a merry heart.

438
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,858
Yea, my lord, I thank it.

439
00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:48,123
Poor fool.

440
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,493
It keeps on the windy side of care.

441
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:55,096
My cousin tells him in his ear
that he is in her heart.

442
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,274
And so she doth, cousin.

443
00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,713
Good Lord, for alliance!

444
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:12,686
Thus goes everyone to the world but I,
and I am sunburnt.

445
00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:16,784
I may sit in a corner
and cry heigh-ho for a husband.

446
00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:20,697
Lady Beatrice, I will get you one.

447
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:23,266
I would rather have one of your father's getting.

448
00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:26,063
Hath your grace ne'er a brother like you?

449
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:30,766
Your father got excellent husbands,
if a maid could come by them.

450
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:33,040
Will you have me, lady?

451
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,872
No, my lord...

452
00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:42,314
...unless I might have another for working-days.

453
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:45,852
Your grace is too costly to wear every day.

454
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:53,229
But, I beseech your grace, pardon me.
I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.

455
00:33:56,901 --> 00:33:58,994
Your silence most offends me...

456
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,797
...and to be merry best becomes you...

457
00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:04,374
...for, out of question,
you were born in a merry hour.

458
00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:07,308
No, sure, my lord...

459
00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:10,038
...my mother cried.

460
00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:15,948
But then there was a star danced...

461
00:34:16,654 --> 00:34:18,679
...and under that was I born.

462
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,654
Cousins.

463
00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:25,655
God give you joy!

464
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:34,467
By my troth, a pleasant-spirited lady.

465
00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:40,636
There's little of the melancholy element in her.

466
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:44,644
She is never sad but when she sleeps,
and not ever then...

467
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:48,241
...for I've heard my daughter say
she hath often dreamt of unhappiness...

468
00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:50,616
...and waked herself with laughing.

469
00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:54,590
She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband.

470
00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,718
By no means.

471
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,160
She were an excellent wife for Benedick.

472
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:05,363
If they were but a week married,
they would talk themselves mad.

473
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:09,071
- Claudio, when mean you to go to church?
- Tomorrow, my lord.

474
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:14,107
Not till Monday, my dear son,
which is hence a just seven-night...

475
00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:17,679
...and a time too brief, too,
to have all things answer my mind.

476
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,013
I warrant thee, Claudio,
the time shall not go dully by us.

477
00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:24,483
I will, in the interim,
undertake one of Hercules' labors...

478
00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:27,456
...which is to bring Signior Benedick
and the Lady Beatrice...

479
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:30,618
...into a mountain of affection,
the one with the other.

480
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:35,056
I would fain have it a match,
and I doubt not but to fashion it...

481
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:38,067
...if you minister such assistance
as I give you direction.

482
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:42,469
My lord, I am for you,
though it cost me 10 nights' watchings.

483
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:44,006
And I, my lord.

484
00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:45,268
And you, too, gentle Hero?

485
00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:49,142
I will do any modest office, my lord,
to help my cousin to a good husband.

486
00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:53,577
If we can do this, Cupid is no longer an archer.

487
00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:57,950
His glory shall be ours,
for we are the only love-gods.

488
00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,390
Go with me, I will tell you my drift.

489
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,213
I do much wonder...

490
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:31,118
...that one man...

491
00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:36,023
...seeing how much another man is a fool
when he dedicates his behaviors to love...

492
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:40,086
...will, after he hath laughed at
such shallow follies in others...

493
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:44,259
...become the argument of
his own scorn by falling in love.

494
00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:49,729
And such a man is Claudio.

495
00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:54,802
I have known when there was no music with him
but the drum and the fife...

496
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,273
...and now would he rather hear
the tabor and the pipe.

497
00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:02,145
I have known when he would have
walked 10 mile afoot to see a good armor.

498
00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:07,213
And now will he lie 10 nights awake,
carving the fashion of a new doublet.

499
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:12,223
He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose,
like an honest man and a soldier.

500
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:15,929
Now is he turned orthography.

501
00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:19,193
His words are a very fantastical banquet...

502
00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:21,769
...just so many strange dishes.

503
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:27,675
May I be so converted, and see with these eyes?
I cannot tell. I think not.

504
00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:29,339
I will not be sworn...

505
00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:33,474
...but love may transform me to an oyster.

506
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:36,710
But I'll take my oath on it,
till he hath made an oyster of me...

507
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:39,255
...he shall never make me such a fool.

508
00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:41,723
One woman is fair, yet I am well.

509
00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:45,894
Another is wise, yet I am well.
Another, virtuous, yet I am well.

510
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,591
But till all graces be in one woman...

511
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:51,861
...one woman shall not come in my grace.

512
00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:56,863
Rich she shall be, that's certain.

513
00:37:57,675 --> 00:37:59,404
Wise, or I'll none.

514
00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:02,411
Virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her.

515
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:04,740
Fair, or I'll never look on her.

516
00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:07,081
Mild...

517
00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:09,649
...or come not near me.

518
00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:14,187
Of good discourse. An excellent musician.

519
00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:17,117
And her hair...

520
00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:19,324
...shall be...

521
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:21,525
...of what color it please God.

522
00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:28,132
The prince and <i>Monsieur</i> Love.

523
00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:30,329
I will hide me.

524
00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:45,721
See you where Benedick hath hid himself?

525
00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:47,488
Very well, my lord.

526
00:38:52,229 --> 00:38:53,628
Come, Balthasar.

527
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,723
We'll hear that song again.

528
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,508
Now, divine air.

529
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,403
Now is his soul ravished!

530
00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:14,173
Is it not strange that sheeps' guts
should hale souls out of men's bodies?

531
00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:20,990
"Sigh no more, ladies

532
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,287
"Sigh no more

533
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:28,061
"Men were deceivers ever

534
00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:30,962
"One foot in sea

535
00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:34,035
"and one on shore

536
00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:39,098
"To one thing constant never

537
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,179
"Then sigh not so

538
00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:44,941
"but let them go

539
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,950
"And be you blithe

540
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,350
"and bonny

541
00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:55,414
"Converting all your sounds of woe

542
00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:03,599
"Into Hey nonny, nonny

543
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:09,067
"Sing no more ditties

544
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:16,171
"Of dumps so dull and heavy

545
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,807
"The fraud of men

546
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,078
"was ever so

547
00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:25,019
"Since summer

548
00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:27,613
"first was leafy

549
00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:30,751
"Then sigh not so

550
00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:33,694
"but let them go

551
00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:38,758
"And be you blithe and bonny

552
00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:41,699
"Converting all

553
00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:45,105
"your sounds of woe

554
00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:52,471
"Into Hey nonny, nonny"

555
00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:01,617
- By my troth, a good song.
- And an ill singer, my lord.

556
00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:04,489
No, no, faith, thou singest well enough.

557
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:08,291
An' he had been a dog that should have
howled thus, they'd have hanged him.

558
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,900
Come hither, Leonato.

559
00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:17,131
What was it you told me of today?

560
00:41:17,374 --> 00:41:21,606
That your niece Beatrice was
in love with Signior Benedick?

561
00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:25,341
I did never think that lady
would have loved any man.

562
00:41:25,449 --> 00:41:27,815
No, nor I neither.

563
00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:31,510
But most wonderful that
she should so dote on Signior Benedick...

564
00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:35,653
...whom she hath in all outward behaviors
seemed ever to abhor.

565
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:37,819
Is it possible?

566
00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:40,888
Maybe she doth but counterfeit?

567
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,829
Faith, like enough.

568
00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:44,696
O, God!

569
00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:46,334
Counterfeit?

570
00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:52,000
There was never counterfeit of passion
came so near the life of passion...

571
00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:54,043
...as she discovers it.

572
00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,070
Why?

573
00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:01,111
What effects of passion shows she?

574
00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:03,943
Bait the hook well. This fish will bite.

575
00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,246
What effects, my lord?

576
00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:15,390
- You heard my daughter tell you how.
- She did, indeed.

577
00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:18,127
How, I pray you?

578
00:42:24,141 --> 00:42:25,802
You amaze me!

579
00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:33,115
I should think this a trick,
but that the gray-bearded fellow speaks it.

580
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,310
Hath she made her affection
known to Benedick?

581
00:42:35,419 --> 00:42:39,185
No, and swears she never will.
That's her torment.

582
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,957
She'll be up 20 times a night...

583
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:45,495
...and there she'll sit in her smock
till she have writ a sheet of paper.

584
00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:49,157
Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps...

585
00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:53,664
...sobs, beats her heart, tears her hair, curses:

586
00:42:53,771 --> 00:42:55,898
"O sweet Benedick!

587
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,731
"God give me patience!"

588
00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:02,311
She doth indeed, my daughter says so.

589
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,506
My daughter is sometime afeared...

590
00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:08,049
...that she will do a desperate outrage to herself.

591
00:43:09,954 --> 00:43:11,478
It is very true.

592
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,114
- It were good that Benedick knew of it.
- To what end?

593
00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:17,193
He would make but a sport of it
and torment the poor lady worse.

594
00:43:17,294 --> 00:43:18,659
I'm sorry for her.

595
00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:22,863
I pray you, tell Benedick of it,
and hear what he will say.

596
00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:24,195
Were it good, think you?

597
00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:26,269
Hero thinks surely she will die...

598
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:29,099
...for she says she will die if he love her not...

599
00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:33,506
...and she will die, ere she make her love known,
and she will die, if he woo her.

600
00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:39,915
If she should make tender of her love,
'tis very possible he'll scorn it...

601
00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:43,748
...for the man, as you know all,
hath a contemptible spirit.

602
00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:01,597
I love Benedick well...

603
00:44:02,439 --> 00:44:05,465
...and I could wish he would
modestly examine himself...

604
00:44:05,576 --> 00:44:08,067
...to see how much he is unworthy...

605
00:44:09,013 --> 00:44:10,640
...so good a lady.

606
00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:13,777
My lord, will you walk? Dinner is ready.

607
00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:21,880
If he do not dote on her upon this,
I will never trust my expectation.

608
00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:26,395
Let the same net be spread for her, and that
must your daughter and her gentlewoman carry.

609
00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:29,930
Let us send Beatrice to call him in to dinner.

610
00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:41,541
This can be no trick.

611
00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:44,680
The conference was sadly borne.

612
00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:47,974
They have the truth of this from Hero.

613
00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:54,484
Love me?

614
00:44:55,759 --> 00:44:57,283
Why...

615
00:44:58,429 --> 00:45:00,659
...it must be requited.

616
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:02,923
I hear how I am censured.

617
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:06,969
They say I will bear myself proudly
if I perceive the love come from her.

618
00:45:07,071 --> 00:45:12,008
They say, too, that she will rather die
than give any sign of affection.

619
00:45:13,110 --> 00:45:16,671
I did never think to marry.

620
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,845
I must not seem proud.

621
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:23,511
Happy are they that hear their detractions
and can put them to mending.

622
00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,986
They say the lady is fair.
I can bear them witness.

623
00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:28,581
And virtuous, 'tis so, I cannot reprove it.

624
00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:31,661
And wise, but for loving me.

625
00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:34,162
By my troth, it is no addition to her wit...

626
00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:38,058
...nor no great argument of her folly...

627
00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:40,728
...for I will be...

628
00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:44,399
...horribly in love with her.

629
00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:49,536
I may chance have some odd quirks...

630
00:45:49,646 --> 00:45:51,910
...and remnants of wit broken on me...

631
00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:56,008
...because I have railed
so long against marriage.

632
00:45:57,321 --> 00:46:00,313
But doth not the appetite alter?

633
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:04,360
A man loves the meat in his youth
that he cannot endure in his age.

634
00:46:04,461 --> 00:46:09,364
Shall these quips and sentences
and paper bullets of the brain...

635
00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:12,663
...awe a man from the career of his humor?

636
00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:14,359
No.

637
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:17,133
The world must be peopled.

638
00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:25,476
When I said I would die a bachelor...

639
00:46:25,682 --> 00:46:28,207
...I did not think I should live...

640
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,310
...till I were married.

641
00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:33,785
Here comes Beatrice!

642
00:46:34,424 --> 00:46:38,190
By this day, she's a fair lady.

643
00:46:40,430 --> 00:46:42,022
I do spy some...

644
00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:46,034
...marks of love in her.

645
00:46:56,580 --> 00:47:00,846
Against my will I am sent to bid you
come in to dinner.

646
00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:02,784
Fair Beatrice.

647
00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:05,987
I thank you for your pains.

648
00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:13,861
I took no more pains for those thanks...

649
00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,795
...than you take pains to thank me.

650
00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:18,800
If it had been painful, I would not have come.

651
00:47:19,036 --> 00:47:21,732
You take pleasure, then, in the message?

652
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:22,806
Yea.

653
00:47:23,307 --> 00:47:26,834
Just so much as you may take
upon a knife's point.

654
00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:33,648
You have no stomach, signior? Fare you well.

655
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:51,732
"Against my will, I am sent...

656
00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:54,995
"... to bid you come in to dinner."

657
00:47:57,608 --> 00:47:59,542
There's a double meaning in that.

658
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:07,449
But are you sure that Benedick
loves Beatrice so entirely?

659
00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:15,388
So says the prince and my new-trothed lord.

660
00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:18,286
And did they bid you tell her of it, madam?

661
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:20,989
They did entreat me to acquaint her of it.

662
00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:23,598
But I persuaded them, if they loved Benedick...

663
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,760
...to wish him wrestle with affection
and never let Beatrice know.

664
00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:28,064
Why did you so?

665
00:48:28,171 --> 00:48:31,834
Doth he not deserve as full as fortunate
a bed as Beatrice shall couch upon?

666
00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:36,879
O God of love! I know he doth deserve
as much as may be yielded to a man.

667
00:48:37,481 --> 00:48:41,850
But nature never framed a woman's heart
of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice.

668
00:48:41,952 --> 00:48:45,183
Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes...

669
00:48:45,289 --> 00:48:49,726
...misprising what they look on,
and her wit values itself so highly...

670
00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:52,124
...that to her all matter else seems weak.

671
00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:53,852
She cannot love.

672
00:48:54,064 --> 00:48:55,258
Sure, I think so.

673
00:48:55,565 --> 00:48:58,500
- Yet tell her of it. Hear what she will say.
- No.

674
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:02,899
Rather I will go to Benedick
and counsel him to fight against his passion.

675
00:49:03,006 --> 00:49:05,474
Do not do your cousin such a wrong.

676
00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:08,169
She cannot be so much without true judgment...

677
00:49:08,478 --> 00:49:11,538
...having so swift and excellent a wit
as she is prized to have...

678
00:49:11,648 --> 00:49:13,980
...to refuse such a gentleman
as Signior Benedick.

679
00:49:14,084 --> 00:49:15,949
He is the only man of Italy.

680
00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:17,987
Always excepted my dear Claudio.

681
00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:21,850
- When are you married, madam?
- Why, every day.

682
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,426
Tomorrow!

683
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:35,428
She's limed, I warrant you.
We have caught her, madam.

684
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,639
If it prove so, then loving goes by haps.

685
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,403
Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

686
00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:48,412
What fire is in mine ears?

687
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,512
Can this be true?

688
00:49:51,788 --> 00:49:55,349
Stand I condemned for pride
and scorn so much?

689
00:49:56,426 --> 00:49:58,223
Contempt, farewell.

690
00:49:58,562 --> 00:50:00,826
And maiden pride, adieu.

691
00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:04,261
No glory lives behind the back of such.

692
00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:09,028
And, Benedick...

693
00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:10,838
...love on.

694
00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:13,976
I will requite thee.

695
00:50:14,277 --> 00:50:17,610
Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand.

696
00:50:17,714 --> 00:50:21,878
If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee...

697
00:50:21,985 --> 00:50:25,079
...to bind our loves up in a holy band.

698
00:50:25,489 --> 00:50:29,425
For others say thou dost deserve, and I...

699
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,525
...believe it...

700
00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:35,159
...better than reportingly.

701
00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:07,051
Are you good men and true?

702
00:52:09,659 --> 00:52:10,626
Yea!

703
00:52:12,362 --> 00:52:14,455
Being chosen for the prince's watch...

704
00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:16,957
...this is your charge.

705
00:52:19,236 --> 00:52:22,569
You are to bid any man stand,
in the prince's name.

706
00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:24,731
How if he will not stand?

707
00:52:26,676 --> 00:52:28,940
Why, then, take no note of him, but let him go.

708
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:33,048
If he will not stand when he is bidden,
he is none of the prince's subjects.

709
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:35,142
True!

710
00:52:35,252 --> 00:52:38,915
And they are to meddle with none
but the prince's subjects.

711
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,263
You shall also make no noise in the streets.

712
00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:54,704
We will rather sleep than talk.

713
00:52:55,205 --> 00:52:57,935
You speak like an ancient...

714
00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:01,206
...and a most quiet watchman...

715
00:53:01,611 --> 00:53:04,205
...for I cannot see how sleeping should offend.

716
00:53:08,218 --> 00:53:09,515
If you meet a thief...

717
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:13,487
...you may suspect him,
by virtue of your office...

718
00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:16,558
...to be no true man...

719
00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:22,057
...and, for such kind of men...

720
00:53:22,899 --> 00:53:27,734
...the less you meddle or make with them,
why the more is for your...

721
00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:29,802
...honesty.

722
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,305
You have been always called
a merciful man, partner.

723
00:53:34,411 --> 00:53:37,972
Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will...

724
00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:41,480
...much more a man
who hath any honesty in him.

725
00:53:41,585 --> 00:53:43,075
'Tis very true.

726
00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:56,054
Well, masters.

727
00:53:57,334 --> 00:53:58,301
Good night.

728
00:53:58,602 --> 00:54:02,504
An' there be any matter of weight chances...

729
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,531
...call up me.

730
00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:08,602
Come, neighbor.

731
00:54:11,648 --> 00:54:13,013
We hear our charge.

732
00:54:13,116 --> 00:54:16,552
Let us sit here upon the bench till 2:00,
and then all to bed.

733
00:54:19,956 --> 00:54:21,947
One word more, honest neighbors.

734
00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:24,716
I pray you watch about Signior Leonato's door...

735
00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:29,325
...for the wedding being there tomorrow,
there is a great coil tonight.

736
00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:32,628
Adieu.

737
00:54:33,536 --> 00:54:36,334
Be vigitant, I beseech you.

738
00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:14,236
It is so.

739
00:55:14,944 --> 00:55:17,777
The Count Claudio shall marry
the daughter of Leonato.

740
00:55:17,881 --> 00:55:20,577
Yea, my lord, but I can cross it.

741
00:55:20,684 --> 00:55:24,848
Any bar, any cross, any impediment
will be medicinable to me.

742
00:55:24,954 --> 00:55:26,819
I am sick in displeasure to him...

743
00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:30,689
...and whatsoever comes athwart
his affection ranges evenly with mine.

744
00:55:30,794 --> 00:55:32,659
How canst thou cross this marriage?

745
00:55:32,762 --> 00:55:37,699
Not honestly, my lord, but so covertly
that no dishonesty shall appear in me.

746
00:55:37,801 --> 00:55:39,268
Show me briefly how.

747
00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:43,635
I think I told your lordship a year since,
how much I am in the favor of Margaret...

748
00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:46,231
...the waiting gentlewoman to Hero.
- I remember.

749
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:49,107
I can, at any unseasonable instant of the night...

750
00:55:49,212 --> 00:55:51,772
...appoint her to look out
at her lady's chamber window.

751
00:55:51,881 --> 00:55:54,315
What life is in that
to be the death of this marriage?

752
00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:56,783
Well, the poison of that lies in you to temper.

753
00:56:28,084 --> 00:56:29,176
Gallants.

754
00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:31,284
I am not...

755
00:56:31,755 --> 00:56:33,279
...as I have been.

756
00:56:33,590 --> 00:56:34,818
So say I.

757
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,184
Methinks you are sadder.

758
00:56:39,763 --> 00:56:41,196
I hope he be in love.

759
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,431
Old signior, walk aside with me.

760
00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:46,695
I have studied some wise words
to speak to you...

761
00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:49,237
...which these hobby-horses must not hear.

762
00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:57,574
For my life, to break with him about Beatrice.

763
00:56:58,548 --> 00:57:01,415
My lord and brother, God save you.

764
00:57:01,785 --> 00:57:03,047
Good e'en, brother.

765
00:57:03,186 --> 00:57:05,620
If your leisure served, I would speak with you.

766
00:57:05,722 --> 00:57:06,746
In private?

767
00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:10,292
If it please you. Yet Claudio may hear.
What I'd speak of concerns him.

768
00:57:10,393 --> 00:57:11,758
What's the matter?

769
00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:20,699
You may think I love you not.

770
00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:25,136
Let that appear hereafter,
and aim better at me by that I now will manifest.

771
00:57:26,142 --> 00:57:29,236
- Means your lordship to be married tomorrow?
- You know he does.

772
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,914
I know not that, when he knows what I know.

773
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,698
Hero!

774
00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:08,380
The lady is disloyal.

775
00:58:08,751 --> 00:58:10,719
If you love her now, tomorrow wed her.

776
00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:14,312
But it would better fit your honor
to change your mind.

777
00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:33,266
Conrade!

778
00:58:34,811 --> 00:58:36,278
What, Conrade!

779
00:58:36,579 --> 00:58:38,069
Conrade, I say.

780
00:58:38,414 --> 00:58:40,405
Here, man, I am at thy elbow.

781
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:44,112
Mass, and my elbow itched,
I thought there would a scab follow.

782
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:48,020
I will owe thee an answer for that.

783
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:52,125
And now forward with thy tale.

784
00:58:52,228 --> 00:58:55,129
- Sit close, then.
- Some treason, masters.

785
00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:56,562
I know him!