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When I was going
through my wardrobe...

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I found an extra
hairpin on the floor.

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That's nothing.
I found her hair in my bed.

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Some women bring happiness
wherever they go.

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Others, whenever they go.

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I do both.

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Husbands like to see me come.

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Wives prefer to see me go.

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There she is! That's her.

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Whose husband
didn't she sleep with?

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Who's she with now?

12
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Who knows?

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She's older than I thought.

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Shh! Look, look! Watch.

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This'll teach her.

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I'm sorry, Mrs. Erlynne,
but that account was closed...

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by Mrs. Fairchild.

18
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I wish you'd told me
before I ordered the Bordeaux.

19
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What Bordeaux, Mrs. Erlynne?

20
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Joe, you're my kind of guy.

21
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Is she behind me?

22
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In the blue.

23
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Charge it to Senator Kleghorn.

24
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That's Mrs. Kleghorn
sitting next to Mrs. Fairchild.

25
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What a small world.

26
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And Mrs. Winters on her right.

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Oh. And getting smaller.

28
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You wanna go out the back?

29
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No, no. If you go
out the back...

30
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you'll never come
in the front, Joe.

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A lady always leaves
the way she came.

32
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Just look at her.

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I thought my husband
had more taste.

34
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So sorry to hear you're
leaving us, Mrs. Erlynne.

35
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I'm leaving you?

36
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I'll prepare your bill.

37
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My sudden change
in circumstance...

38
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was not the only reason
for my departure.

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The Italian coast in summer
attracts the rich and famous.

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I'm infamous and poor.

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Close enough.

42
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One door closes, another opens.

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Sometimes that door is
not the one you expect.

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I saw my chance
and decided to take it.

45
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Meg, dear!
Come along, come along.

46
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Ah, Giuseppina.

47
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It's the best
glove shop in the city.

48
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She'll give you a good discount.

49
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But... but, Robert, I...

50
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Yes... No... Now, you go along.

51
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I'll find your husband.
Don't worry. Go along.

52
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This way, madame.

53
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These are pretty.

54
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Your hand looks about right.

55
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I beg your pardon?

56
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My little sister.

57
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She was adamant
about every detail...

58
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but neglected
to tell me the size.

59
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Would you mind?

60
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Oh, no, of course not.

61
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It's always a little snug
the first time.

62
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Maybe you should
take off your ring?

63
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It's my wedding ring.
I never take it off.

64
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The other hand, then.

65
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Ahem.

66
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No need to button it.
You can see it fits perfectly.

67
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Lord Darlington,
you depraved man!

68
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What have you been up to?

69
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Ignore him, Meg, dear.
He's a great sinner...

70
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but an excellent
bridge partner...

71
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or I would never tolerate him.

72
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Do you know each other?

73
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The year I spent
in the London office.

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Margaret, I told you about John.

75
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You've, uh... You've met?

76
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No, not really.
It's nice to meet you.

77
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It's a pleasure,
Mrs. Windemere.

78
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Your wife was helping me
select gloves for my mother.

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Your sister, you said.

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Either one.

81
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We should have dinner.
Where are you staying?

82
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The Grand, but we're trying
to find a villa.

83
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So late in the season?
I warned you...

84
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I know one that's
come available.

85
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Isn't it an election year
in the Wild West?

86
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Who says I'm running?

87
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It's perfect! It's beautiful!

88
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Did I mention the ghosts?

89
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It's everything I imagined.

90
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I feel like a princess
in a fairy tale.

91
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You are a princess.

92
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That's 'cause
I married the prince.

93
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I have her completely fooled,
poor girl.

94
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If I could fool a woman
as pretty as your wife...

95
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I wouldn't be a bachelor.

96
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Now you've made her blush.

97
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Don't be silly.
Come and see the paintings.

98
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Come on.

99
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Lady Plymdale?

100
00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:26,003
Oh, is she the one
with the big...

101
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feet. Enormous feet.

102
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Poor old Plymdale.

103
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- Ace, queen, king, jack.
- No honors.

104
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No, no, no. John's yacht,
John's rules.

105
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Have it. Thank you.

106
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Huge feet. Pontoons.

107
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You know, if desire
had an antidote...

108
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it would be
those pontoons of hers.

109
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I grow ill thinking of them.

110
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How many times have you been
divorced, Tuppy?

111
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3, 4? I've simply lost count.

112
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That's bigamy.

113
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Bigamy's having
one wife too many.

114
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So's monogamy.

115
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One should always have
a proper basis for marriage.

116
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A mutual...

117
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- misunderstanding?
- Exactly.

118
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A man can't be happy with
one woman.

119
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,805
A man can be happy
with any woman...

120
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,069
as long as
he doesn't love her.

121
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For a man who's never thought
of getting married...

122
00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,474
you seem to know an awful
lot about it.

123
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,378
I thought
very seriously of marrying.

124
00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:10,380
That's why I'm still single.

125
00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:11,643
Here, here.

126
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,981
I just haven't met
the right woman, that's all.

127
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,384
Look at Cecil, still with Edna.

128
00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:18,719
One keeps one's eyes wide open
before the wedding...

129
00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,918
and half-shut after.

130
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That's all there is to it.

131
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Exactly.

132
00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,188
John?

133
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,837
I fancy raising the stakes.

134
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,340
Oh! Lucky blighter!

135
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,679
You don't look as if you're
enjoying yourself.

136
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,745
Oh, I am.
It's a very nice party.

137
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Can I get you a drink?

138
00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,849
No, thank you, I don't drink.

139
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,416
You don't drink?

140
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Do I seem like a prig?

141
00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,388
No, of course not.

142
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It's the way I was raised.

143
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,500
In a convent?

144
00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:06,535
By my aunt Julia,
my father's sister.

145
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,632
My mother died
when I was very little.

146
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,276
It's the only picture
I have of her.

147
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,510
My father never remarried.

148
00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:21,383
She's every bit
as beautiful as her daughter.

149
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,945
Have I offended you?

150
00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,149
I meant it as a compliment.

151
00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:27,590
You pay me too many compliments,
Lord Darlington.

152
00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,718
I'll stop at once.

153
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,386
Thank you.

154
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,091
Just so you know,
I meant every one of them.

155
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:38,528
You pretend to be bad,
but you're not, really.

156
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:39,730
There is no good or bad.

157
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,033
People are either
charming or tedious.

158
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,575
If I've been the latter,
I sincerely apologize.

159
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,235
I'd like us to become friends.

160
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,642
We already are, aren't we?

161
00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:48,646
Well, not if you keep
flattering me...

162
00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:50,909
and paying me
silly compliments.

163
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,575
Define silly.

164
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,415
I want your word.

165
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,478
I find the best way
to keep my word...

166
00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,113
is never to give it.

167
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,960
Look, it has to be something
really special.

168
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,764
My wife's birthday?

169
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,411
What do you think?

170
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,922
The sapphire matches your eyes.

171
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,389
It's for my wife.

172
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,488
A man should never
buy his wife jewelry.

173
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,998
And why is that?

174
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,728
It makes her wonder
what he bought his mistress.

175
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:19,635
My wife has nothing
to wonder about.

176
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,936
She's a lucky woman.

177
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:27,741
If I were your wife,
this is what I'd want.

178
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:28,939
A fan?

179
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:32,347
Not for stirring the air,
for stirring the heart.

180
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,716
For centuries,
an erotic language...

181
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,381
between men and women.

182
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,684
If a woman placed it
on her breast...

183
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,958
like this, it meant,
"I love you."

184
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:48,090
"When can I see you?"

185
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,600
"Wait for me."

186
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,430
"You may kiss me."

187
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,704
"We're being watched."

188
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:03,839
I'm sold.

189
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,262
Not for sale.

190
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:23,994
My mama...

191
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,441
Real gold.

192
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,270
If you give him everything...

193
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,437
who's going
to buy me an espresso?

194
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,086
Oh, my back!

195
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,582
And Americans everywhere.

196
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,653
You'd never know there was
a depression in that country.

197
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,765
They don't shop. They pillage!

198
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,432
And they speak loudly.

199
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,873
Could the entire nation
be hard-of-hearing?

200
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,843
Something in the diet, perhaps?

201
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,845
But we have
American friends, mama.

202
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:10,347
Well, they don't need to know
what we say about them, dear.

203
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,214
If everyone knew what
everyone said of each other...

204
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,845
there wouldn't
be 4 friends in the world.

205
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,388
I like America.

206
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,720
Name me another society
that's come from barbarism...

207
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,384
to decadence
without bothering...

208
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,121
to create a civilization
in between.

209
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,629
A tribute
to American efficiency.

210
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,824
There's Mr. Windemere.

211
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,265
Ooh, he must join us, then.

212
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,303
He can't see you, mama.

213
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,362
Who's that with him?

214
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,067
Looks like his wife.

215
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:38,336
No, I don't think it is.

216
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:44,882
I can't see now.
They're getting into the car.

217
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,781
It must be the wife
if she's getting into the car.

218
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,114
It wasn't her.

219
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:51,122
Then I must know who it is!

220
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,488
I think we should
mind our own business.

221
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,789
My own business bores me.

222
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,159
I much prefer other people's.

223
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,290
Poor little Meg, she's so sweet.

224
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,301
And the girl has no mother.

225
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:04,734
I want to take
her to my breast.

226
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:05,770
I had a similar thought.

227
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,936
I don't suppose Mr. Windemere
would be pleased to hear it.

228
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,943
Marital bliss
is a great burden...

229
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,672
to place on 2 people, Tuppy.

230
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,476
Sometimes a third person is
needed to lighten the load.

231
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:20,882
It would seem Mr. Windemere
agrees with you.

232
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,350
I can guess
what you were doing.

233
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,914
Shopping for
my birthday present?

234
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,723
I was right.

235
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,324
What did you get?

236
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:12,393
Not a thing.
You're too old for presents.

237
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,904
A hint?

238
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,406
A tiny speck of a hint?

239
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,271
You have to wait and see.

240
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,736
Perfume?

241
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,575
Stop it!

242
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,512
A book of poems?

243
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,776
Um, a dress?

244
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,785
A crocodile handbag
like the one the contessa has...

245
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:30,788
with the little claws
hanging off the bottom.

246
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,087
No more guessing.

247
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,091
Robert?

248
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,218
Mm-hmm?

249
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,387
Promise we won't
end up like those...

250
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:40,023
old married couples sitting
opposite each other...

251
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,294
at dinner twiddling our forks
with nothing to say.

252
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,336
You, with nothing to say?

253
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,730
I promise.

254
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:51,173
We'll always tell each other
the truth?

255
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,211
Except around birthdays.

256
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:05,249
Ooh! You're feisty.
What have you been reading?

257
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,586
What do you mean?

258
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,126
No, it's nice.

259
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,957
Turn out the lights.

260
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,588
But I like to see you.

261
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,154
Please?

262
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,917
I'll take them all.

263
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,212
Excuse me.

264
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,417
Yes, I bought a suit.

265
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,052
It's being altered
for Margaret Windemere.

266
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,390
Ah, Mrs. Windemere!

267
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,395
One moment, please.

268
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:46,931
Thank you.

269
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:53,994
Forgive me.

270
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,803
You're American, aren't you?

271
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,173
I'm from New York. Mrs. Erlynne.

272
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,144
Rhode island. Mrs. Windemere.

273
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,942
I need an opinion from home.

274
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,143
Now, be honest.

275
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,049
Would you wear it?

276
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:21,127
Well, it doesn't leave much
to the imagination, does it?

277
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,327
That depends
on the imagination.

278
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,994
Some men have more than others.

279
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:29,633
I suppose
it's certainly immodest.

280
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,300
Do you think it's vulgar?

281
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,036
Some people might.

282
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,049
Is your husband with you?

283
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,812
I'd love a man's opinion.

284
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:43,013
I can tell you,
he's very conservative.

285
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,682
A woman doesn't
always know her own husband.

286
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,315
Oh, I know Robert.
We've been married over a year.

287
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,725
A year? Practically forever.

288
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,730
Here it is, signora.

289
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,562
Oh, thank you.

290
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,534
Thank you very much.
Come back again to see us.

291
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:58,900
Yes.

292
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,802
Good-bye.

293
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,340
You're not taking the hat?

294
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,034
The color looks perfect on you.

295
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:05,235
Don't you like it?

296
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,777
No, I have nowhere to wear it.

297
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,403
It's not exactly
church on Sunday.

298
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,674
Why not?

299
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,546
Can you imagine
what people would say?

300
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,711
If we're always guided by
other people's thoughts...

301
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,686
what's the point of having
our own?

302
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,451
It was nice meeting you,
Mrs. Erwin.

303
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:21,458
Erlynne.

304
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,495
Erlynne!

305
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:42,344
She was staying in a pensione.

306
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:45,349
Now she's in a villa
a few minutes from the club!

307
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,744
He's there!

308
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,989
I can't help seeing him.

309
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,967
He comes and goes
all hours of the day.

310
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,730
Of course, in public,
she's always with other men.

311
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,778
She wears nothing
but the latest fashions.

312
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:18,805
Somebody must be giving her
a very generous allowance.

313
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,711
And she'll have her hand
in Tuppy's pocket next...

314
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,848
if he doesn't wake up.

315
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,290
She's nothing better
than a common prostitute!

316
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:34,093
And Mrs. Windemere has no idea?

317
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,498
None at all.

318
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,441
Oh, terribly sorry.

319
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,481
She must be on the terrace.

320
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,500
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to frighten you.

321
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,558
Yes, you did.

322
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,071
Yes, I did. What's that?

323
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,198
I'm making a menu
for my birthday party.

324
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,904
What's Italian for lobster?

325
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,042
Very good.

326
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,983
Now you've made me hungry.
Leave it.

327
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,715
Come on, everyone's
lunching at the club.

328
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,758
OK, I'll get Robert.

329
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,333
Yes?

330
00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:51,072
I thought you agreed
not to call me at home.

331
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,543
How can I seduce you if
you always bring your husband?

332
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,114
Too slow!

333
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,815
All right.

334
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,114
Yes, yes, I'll be there.

335
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:05,121
In an hour.

336
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,122
Robert!

337
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:07,419
OK, in an hour. Bye.

338
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,891
Robert, it's quitting time.
We're going to lunch.

339
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,928
Can't. Sorry.

340
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:13,956
You're working.

341
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:15,829
Money never sleeps.

342
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,597
Bugger!

343
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:23,232
All paying jobs absorb and
degrade the mind.

344
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:25,037
You've never had a paying job.

345
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,577
I rest my case.

346
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,079
Cultivated leisure is man's
true calling.

347
00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:31,308
I'm going to have to send
some telegrams in town.

348
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:32,315
I'll wait for you.

349
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,181
I'll be all afternoon.

350
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:36,447
I don't want you
to waste the day.

351
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:38,880
Do you mind, John?

352
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,356
Do I mind?

353
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,325
No, of course not.

354
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,570
Now, if you have to escort
that woman to the opera...

355
00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:55,799
please don't sit with us.

356
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,535
Think of Alessandra.

357
00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,304
Mrs. Erlynne has her own seats.

358
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,312
And who do you think
pays for her seats?

359
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,472
Her uncle just died.

360
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,775
She's come into some money.

361
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:05,976
And Mr. Windemere's visits?

362
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,246
He's managing
her investments, of course.

363
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,254
You're so fond of gossip...

364
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,756
you don't give the truth
a chance to put its pants on.

365
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:16,817
It's not the truth that's going
without pants, caro Tuppy.

366
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,489
Would you mind not smoking?

367
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:22,260
It makes me feel so romantic.

368
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:26,202
Anything too stupid
to be said is sung.

369
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:27,329
How is that romantic?

370
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:31,502
And the women are all so fleshy.

371
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,010
Excuse me, that's my foot.

372
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,239
Right over here?

373
00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:38,511
What did I tell you?

374
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,994
Fried anchovies and clams in
a bag. Delicious.

375
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,736
Careful, it's hot.

376
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,866
You told Robert
we were going to the club.

377
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,637
I have a very poor
sense of direction.

378
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,678
You have a very poor
sense of decorum.

379
00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:10,078
I never use that word.
I'm not sure what it means.

380
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,979
At the club,
we'd be with other people.

381
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,039
You're right.

382
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,052
Here we are, in the sunshine...

383
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,384
eating fish literally
just off the boat...

384
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,651
when we could be squashed
between Lord Tubby...

385
00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:21,521
and Cecil the scintillating...

386
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:24,255
listening to one or the other
gripe about his digestion.

387
00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:26,388
While the contessa,
in a counter-medley...

388
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,662
wails that Alessandra cares
more for the mating habits...

389
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:32,202
of the blue-bellied finch
than those of her own species...

390
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,864
and the widow Plymdale
bats her eyes longingly...

391
00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:37,465
at every passing pair of trou.

392
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:40,010
All of which, mind you,
is time well spent in my book...

393
00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:42,205
so, yes, I take your point.
I can't argue.

394
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,009
At the club,
we'd be with other people.

395
00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:48,818
Afraid we'll be seen?

396
00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:51,481
Set the chins wagging?

397
00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:55,356
Do you know what I find worse
than being talked about?

398
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:58,794
Not being talked about at all.

399
00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:43,906
Mrs. Erlynne
will see you upstairs.

400
00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:49,443
In her bedroom.

401
00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:51,038
Thank you.

402
00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:52,981
I won't be long.

403
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,643
I won't be long!

404
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,662
This is expensive.

405
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,326
Nothing but the best for you.

406
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,836
I know. I paid for it.

407
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,667
Well, there is that.

408
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:17,003
Should we be drinking
this early in the day?

409
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:20,169
Well, somewhere
in the world it's very late.

410
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,076
I don't want you thinking
I make a habit of this.

411
00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:24,911
Is that why you look so guilty?

412
00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:26,951
I don't like lying to her.

413
00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:28,349
I should go.

414
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,217
She's only gone to lunch.

415
00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:35,023
This is all the cash
I have right now.

416
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:37,357
I'll set you up
with an account.

417
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,863
You can draw on it directly.

418
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:42,525
I met Meg.

419
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,535
It was by chance.

420
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,366
It's all right.

421
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,531
She had no idea who I was.

422
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,767
You spoke to her?

423
00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:51,934
Mm-hmm. For a minute.

424
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:54,774
She's very pretty.

425
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,711
How did you two meet?

426
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,510
Was it love at first sight?

427
00:26:58,583 --> 00:26:59,845
I have to go.

428
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:01,545
I'm curious.

429
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,520
It's only natural.

430
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:06,216
There's no point
to these questions.

431
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,451
Do you love her?

432
00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:08,787
Very much.

433
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,893
I'd rather cut off my arm
than see Meg hurt.

434
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:15,330
Are you protecting her
or your reputation?

435
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,425
You don't know me at all.

436
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,404
Did he work
on your wedding night?

437
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,137
No! No.

438
00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:27,576
He's...

439
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,079
he's very conscientious...

440
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,739
and I respect him for it.

441
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,077
Suppose it wasn't work.

442
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,742
Suppose he had a mistress.

443
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,911
Well, I couldn't respect that.

444
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,579
Once a wife's been betrayed...

445
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,590
she has the freedom
to do likewise.

446
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,252
No, that would make her as bad
as her husband, wouldn't it?

447
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,420
Modern marriage thrives
on mutual deception.

448
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,760
Robert and I are completely
honest with each other.

449
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:48,423
You should
make him your model.

450
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,195
I intend to...

451
00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:51,633
from this moment on.

452
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,969
Don't you like it?

453
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,433
Oh, I'm saving it for Robert.

454
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,102
He loves figs.

455
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,645
Share mine, then.

456
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,110
Can we go to
the telegraph office?

457
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,312
Um, he probably hasn't eaten.

458
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,452
Alberto?

459
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,620
Fabrizio?

460
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,630
What's his name?

461
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,632
Mario?

462
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,463
Barman.

463
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,127
Whisky.

464
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,636
And another thing...

465
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,037
your Mrs. Erlynne
has no principles at all.

466
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,098
Oh, I like people
more than principles.

467
00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,974
And people without
principles even better.

468
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:37,481
But Lord Augustus, she only
wants you for your money.

469
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:38,982
Now, why shouldn't she?

470
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,642
It's my best asset.

471
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,981
Oldish, fattish...

472
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,315
absolutely no brain...

473
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,151
heaps and heaps of banknotes.

474
00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:46,986
No need to
put yourself down, Tuppy.

475
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,650
Your friends can always do that.

476
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,126
Hear, hear.

477
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,755
Down by the marina,
strolling along...

478
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,164
pretty as you please...

479
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,896
guess who I saw
with Lord Darlington?

480
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,504
They haven't seen him today.

481
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,202
Do you know where my husband is?

482
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,568
I thought he left
after you, signora.

483
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,074
Robert?

484
00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:03,191
Hey. How was lunch?

485
00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,566
We went to
the telegraph office.

486
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,968
Where were you?

487
00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:08,471
Well, we...

488
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,633
we must have just missed
each other.

489
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,108
Now I see uncle.

490
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,303
He's with the American woman.

491
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,778
Too much rouge
and not enough clothing.

492
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,080
She's appealing
to the worst in the poor man.

493
00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:55,779
It's what women do best.

494
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,290
I heard she left New York
without paying her hotel bill.

495
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,790
Quite a scandal.

496
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,759
Who, someone you know?

497
00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:04,988
Someone you don't want to know.

498
00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:06,690
No. Steer clear.

499
00:31:06,764 --> 00:31:09,392
She's the one
with Lord Augustus.

500
00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:11,628
You've met Mrs. Erlynne,
haven't you?

501
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:12,795
No.

502
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,998
But I've seen you.

503
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,970
Ooh, was that your foot?

504
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,977
Wherever do you find
shoes to fit?

505
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,878
My feet are in perfect
proportion to the rest of me.

506
00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:25,882
Oh, yes, of course.

507
00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,042
Though I will admit
they have a habit...

508
00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:29,586
of finding themselves
in peculiar places.

509
00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:31,815
Those people are staring
right at us.

510
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,187
Who?

511
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:38,485
Oh, don't worry about them.

512
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,999
It's my brother's wife
and her friend Lady Plymdale.

513
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,000
Lord Plymdale
passed on last year.

514
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,228
Liver, I think.

515
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:46,497
Poor woman.

516
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,334
Oh, yes. Very sad.

517
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:51,000
Her hair turned
quite gold with grief.

518
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:54,677
Erlynne, that's right.

519
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,338
Yeah, she... she came
into some money.

520
00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,348
I made an investment for her.

521
00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,974
An inheritance, I suppose.

522
00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:01,143
Yes.

523
00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:02,686
Ah, the woman in the shop.

524
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,018
I told you, remember?
The dress.

525
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,319
No back and almost no front.

526
00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:09,519
You could see everything.
It was indecent.

527
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,789
You're just not used
to Italian fashions, that's all.

528
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,696
Oh, no, I'm sure your wife
is on the mark, Mr. Windemere.

529
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,257
Mrs. Erlynne
is a notorious jezebel.

530
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:18,768
That's a slanderous statement.

531
00:32:18,836 --> 00:32:21,031
If you can't back it up,
I wouldn't repeat it.

532
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:24,040
Robert always gives everybody
the benefit of the doubt.

533
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,871
I'm sorry. L... I just don't
like gossip.

534
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,275
Gossip's all right.

535
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:29,745
It's the moralizing
that's in poor taste.

536
00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:34,281
She's got her eye on me,
if you know what I mean.

537
00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:35,410
So I wouldn't worry about
what they say about you.

538
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:37,852
It's all cats in a bag.

539
00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:40,447
Why? What do they say about me?

540
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:42,186
That I'm a wanton woman?

541
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,727
Brazen...

542
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,319
with a past.

543
00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:47,557
A brazen woman. Oh, dear.

544
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,031
Well, you're very brazen
yourself...

545
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,260
to be seen in my company.

546
00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:52,565
Well, I've got a bit
of a past myself, you know.

547
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:53,831
Married and divorced twice.

548
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:56,237
Well, every experience
is of value.

549
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,172
And whatever you say
about marriage...

550
00:32:58,242 --> 00:32:59,732
it certainly is an experience.

551
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,574
People call something
an experience...

552
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,409
they usually mean
it was a mistake.

553
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:04,846
I couldn't agree more.

554
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:08,317
We've all got a couple
of skeletons in the closet.

555
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,752
If they're going to rattle,
they may as well dance.

556
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,585
You're absolutely right.

557
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,251
Mmm. Whenever anyone
agrees with me...

558
00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:16,918
I'm sure I must be wrong.

559
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,690
Oh, you like to be
the odd man out, do you?

560
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:21,254
Well, I'll never
understand women.

561
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:22,993
Women don't want
to be understood.

562
00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:24,364
They want to be loved.

563
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:26,426
You're dead wrong on that.

564
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,665
You're very understanding.

565
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,937
That girl in lilac,
do you know her?

566
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,104
Um, oh, yes, yes.

567
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:37,170
It's Robert's wife.

568
00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:39,614
Um, newlyweds.
All lovey-dovey. Very charming.

569
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,015
Really?

570
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,178
Well, I wish she'd stop
staring at me.

571
00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:47,550
She isn't at all.

572
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,593
Those women must be
giving her an earful.

573
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,787
You mustn't mind.

574
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,388
I don't as a rule.

575
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,130
Look, it's terribly
stuffy in here.

576
00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,794
I can hardly breathe.

577
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,896
Shall we go? Would you mind?

578
00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:04,806
I can't think of anything
I'd mind less.

579
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,343
Good.

580
00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:10,808
I can't believe it.

581
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,406
She's got him.

582
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,118
Poor Tuppy.

583
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,526
Shall I get a taxi?

584
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,668
Could we walk?

585
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,398
Why not?

586
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:37,999
Beautiful city.

587
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,010
The Romans call it
the land of the sirens...

588
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,511
from Homer's "Odyssey."

589
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:42,841
Is that so? Mmm.

590
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,176
Aren't you clever?

591
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:45,510
I read it somewhere.

592
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,175
Oh, I like a good read myself.

593
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,843
But nothing too laborious.

594
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,854
I don't want to tamper
with natural ignorance.

595
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,355
It's the key to happiness.

596
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:53,685
Do you really think so?

597
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,192
Oh, absolutely.
Good health, it's important...

598
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,852
but ignorance is the key.

599
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,726
Too much knowledge,
and you're doomed.

600
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,238
Well, here we are.

601
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,408
Aren't you going
to invite me in for a nightcap?

602
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,548
The sirens were said...

603
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:20,880
to be half woman,
half monster.

604
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:24,718
They lured the sailors
with their songs.

605
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:28,725
The ships crashed on the rocks,
and the men all drowned.

606
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,385
Oh, let's go in.

607
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,759
You can tell me more about it.

608
00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:44,731
Poor Lady Plymdale.

609
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,743
I think she really likes Tuppy.

610
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,745
Where do you suppose they went?

611
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,246
Who?

612
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,077
Tuppy and Mrs. Erlynne.

613
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,414
Probably back to her apartment.

614
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,419
Probably.

615
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,251
Do you think he'll invite
her to my party?

616
00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:01,120
I'll make sure he doesn't.

617
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,590
Well, don't be mean about it.

618
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,095
Of course not.

619
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,426
It's just...

620
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:10,092
I don't want anyone to be
uncomfortable, you know?

621
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,931
Someone like that,
it makes things awkward.

622
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,436
Yes.

623
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,267
You can say it's a small party...

624
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,273
private, just friends.
No investors.

625
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,275
All right!

626
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,607
Hey, it's not just girl gossip.

627
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,943
John Darlington
knows all about it.

628
00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:30,944
He said her friend
is a married man.

629
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,546
It's disgusting...

630
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:35,148
You know what? People like
to hear themselves talk.

631
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,455
Why do you insist
on defending her?

632
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:41,793
I'm not defending her.

633
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,231
Yes, you are.

634
00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:44,825
Let's drop it.

635
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:48,971
It's just...

636
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,940
well, should you be helping
her invest?

637
00:36:51,008 --> 00:36:53,203
I mean, everyone knows
how she came into the money.

638
00:36:53,277 --> 00:36:54,744
It just doesn't look right.

639
00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:56,404
New topic.

640
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,444
Close your eyes.

641
00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:01,144
Robert...

642
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,846
close your eyes.

643
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,491
It's after midnight.

644
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:14,190
Happy birthday.

645
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,014
It's beautiful.

646
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,675
Do you like it?

647
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,013
Robert...

648
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,553
thank you.

649
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,684
I love you.

650
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,054
I love you, too.

651
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,736
Oh, my.

652
00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,244
You like it?

653
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:14,050
Food is the rock
on which we build.

654
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:19,559
No love is pure and simple
as the love of food.

655
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:22,895
Love is rarely pure,
Lord Augustus, and never simple.

656
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,731
I don't think you've been
in love, Mrs. Erlynne.

657
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,737
You may presume
to call me Stella...

658
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,739
but don't presume
to know my heart.

659
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,775
For your information,
I'm always in love.

660
00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:34,168
Good.

661
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,405
Excellent attitude.

662
00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:36,810
And you're beautiful.

663
00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:38,576
Smart, too.

664
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,241
Smarter than me, I expect...

665
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,411
but that's not
saying much, I'm afraid.

666
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,579
No, I think I'll do
very well to marry you.

667
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,749
How very practical.

668
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:51,591
Oh, I've begun too many
romances out of sentiment.

669
00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,687
They always end in settlement.

670
00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:56,096
I could listen to you
all night, Lord Augustus.

671
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,896
Tuppy, please.

672
00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,936
You'll think about my offer?

673
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,109
Men don't marry women like me.

674
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,274
There aren't any women like you.

675
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,440
At least, not among
the women that I've met...

676
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,346
and you can imagine
I've met my share.

677
00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:14,782
I was married.

678
00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:16,285
I didn't take to it.

679
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,582
People change.

680
00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:19,680
You might feel differently.

681
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,456
When I think of it,
I think of a room...

682
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,324
where you can't open a window.

683
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,658
Where there is no window.

684
00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:32,999
Every day you wake up,
and the room is smaller.

685
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,307
You don't notice, not at first.

686
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,309
It happens slowly.

687
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,641
In inches.

688
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:45,648
Then one morning,
you open your eyes...

689
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,809
and the room's so small

690
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,876
you...

691
00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:51,649
you can't move.

692
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,587
You can't take a breath.

693
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,690
You have to get out.

694
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,422
You can't think
of anything else...

695
00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:03,797
or anyone else.

696
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:06,530
You married
the wrong man, that's all.

697
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,308
He married the wrong woman.

698
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,811
It's late.

699
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,780
It's time for bed.

700
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,015
Sleep.

701
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,848
"...Perchance to dream."

702
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,353
That's the Bard, you know.

703
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,185
I'm a bit of a reader myself.

704
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,225
So you said. Good night, Tuppy.

705
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:33,988
I hate the taste of tobacco.

706
00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:35,224
Oh.

707
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,600
Well, that's it then.

708
00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:49,945
I quit. On the spot.

709
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,914
What else can I tell you?

710
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,714
I'm a very rich man, you know.

711
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:02,554
You're a very nice man.

712
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,093
Go to bed.

713
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,435
You know, I'm glad I quit.

714
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,533
Filthy habit, really.

715
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,441
Good night.

716
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,776
Is there gonna be
a lion tamer...

717
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,440
or is it just the usual clowns?

718
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,109
Robert was afraid it might rain.

719
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,278
I really just wanted
a few people for dinner...

720
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,288
but he said,
"You only turn 21 once."

721
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,290
I know plenty
of very respectable women...

722
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:09,792
who, of their own accord,
turn 35 year after year.

723
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,623
I'm sure you can
be 21 as many times.

724
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,287
I think it's silly
to lie about your age.

725
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,127
You have no redeeming vices.

726
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,962
I hope not.

727
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,763
Happy birthday.

728
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,472
The invitation said no gifts.

729
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,167
That's why I brought it now.

730
00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:30,145
It's too expensive.

731
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:32,239
L... I know you don't
mean anything by it...

732
00:42:32,316 --> 00:42:33,305
but it just...
it wouldn't look right.

733
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,442
Gold looks right
with everything.

734
00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:37,316
Just wear it.
No one has to know.

735
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,117
Well, I'd know.

736
00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:40,918
I do mean something by it.

737
00:42:40,991 --> 00:42:41,923
Please...

738
00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:43,323
It's a gift
of friendship, Maggie.

739
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,329
Please. Now, you'll hurt me
deeply if you refuse.

740
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,126
Now look what you've made me do.

741
00:42:48,198 --> 00:42:50,564
A little sincerity
can be a very dangerous thing.

742
00:42:50,634 --> 00:42:51,999
Any more of it could be fatal.

743
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:53,036
Now just take the damn thing...

744
00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:55,697
before I die
and ruin your terrace.

745
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,600
It's very pretty. Thank you.

746
00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,108
Where's Robert?

747
00:43:05,182 --> 00:43:06,615
Off sending another telegram?

748
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,853
Signora, the florist
is waiting for his money.

749
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,513
He'll have to get it
from Mr. Windemere.

750
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,182
I'm sorry.
Can he come back later?

751
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,782
Doesn't Robert
keep a checkbook in his office?

752
00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:16,883
Can you sign on the account?

753
00:43:16,961 --> 00:43:18,223
Ah, yes, of course.

754
00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:20,195
Uh, tell him to wait.

755
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,526
I'll see you tonight.

756
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,362
People don't always
behave the way we expect.

757
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,026
In fact, it's really
just the opposite.

758
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,933
The truth is I don't
want to see you hurt.

759
00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:29,029
What are you talking about?

760
00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:31,040
You may need a friend
one of these days.

761
00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:32,700
When you do, I'm here.

762
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:34,539
Will you remember that?

763
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,409
Yes, of course.

764
00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:20,308
I came as quickly as I could.

765
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,353
We're all
so distressed over it.

766
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,983
But you mustn't
take it personally.

767
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:30,993
Mrs. Erlynne
is one of those women...

768
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:34,656
that attract men
like a bee to a flame.

769
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,165
Eh?

770
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:37,996
A moth.

771
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,195
Bee to a moth. Mmm.

772
00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:45,507
There must be
some other explanation.

773
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,841
I have an idea.

774
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,851
Shall we go for a walk?

775
00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:57,216
Hmm?

776
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:06,688
Tesoro, when there's
marriage without love...

777
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,857
there'll be love
without marriage.

778
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:10,866
No, but Robert and I
married for love.

779
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:13,198
You married for love,
of course. And so did I.

780
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:15,363
But before the year was over...

781
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:18,203
Benito was lifting
all kinds of petticoats.

782
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:20,368
I had to dismiss my best maid.

783
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:21,877
Oh, no, no.

784
00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:23,207
I remember.

785
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,214
I passed her on to my cousin.

786
00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:28,046
Oh, her husband
was so short-sighted, I thought.

787
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,887
But he navigated
by scent, it seems.

788
00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:33,923
So unfortunate.

789
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,892
Believe me, darling.

790
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,552
It happens to us all.

791
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,063
Undying love is like
the ghost in your villa.

792
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:44,396
Everybody talks about it,
but try and find one person...

793
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:45,901
who has seen it.

794
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:47,664
Come on. Come on.

795
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:51,899
May I ask you a favor?

796
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,408
Anything at all.

797
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,342
About, uh, Mrs. Erlynne.

798
00:46:55,412 --> 00:46:56,538
Ah...

799
00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:58,410
very clever woman.

800
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:00,143
She threw me out last night.

801
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:01,741
Knows what a fool I am.

802
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,912
Knows it as well as I do myself.

803
00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:06,285
She's meeting me here
for tea, though.

804
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:11,823
It's a great thing,
I tell you...

805
00:47:11,895 --> 00:47:13,829
to come across a woman
who thoroughly understands me.

806
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:16,730
Would you mind, uh, not bringing
her to our party tonight?

807
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,229
That's the favor?

808
00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:22,500
Well, Meg feels it might
make things awkward.

809
00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:23,767
So it's true, then.

810
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,274
I didn't believe it.

811
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:28,106
L... I don't believe it now.
You don't seem the type...

812
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:30,612
though I will say
Mrs. Erlynne's damn fascinating.

813
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,945
Hard to resist. But...

814
00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:35,007
you're not serious, are you?

815
00:47:35,085 --> 00:47:38,612
I warn you, you'll have to
fight me for her.

816
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,714
And I'm a man in love.

817
00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:43,351
What are you talking about?

818
00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,461
This way, Mrs. Erlynne.

819
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:56,968
Come with me.

820
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,302
Where are you taking me?

821
00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,637
Let go of my arm.

822
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:00,677
I have to talk to you.

823
00:48:00,744 --> 00:48:02,473
I'm meeting Lord Augustus.

824
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,104
You must leave Amalfi at once.

825
00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:05,478
Leave?

826
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:06,811
And go where?

827
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,647
You've paid my rent here for
the season.

828
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,084
I'll pay it somewhere else.

829
00:48:10,153 --> 00:48:11,814
I want you on the first
plane out tomorrow.

830
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,379
- I don't understand.
- People are talking!

831
00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:15,152
About us.

832
00:48:17,027 --> 00:48:18,289
I don't see the humor.

833
00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:19,989
Bury a real secret...

834
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:22,497
and a false one
pops up in its place?

835
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,500
There's a certain irony,
you have to admit.

836
00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:28,671
I'm not ready to leave.

837
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,331
I'm enjoying myself here.

838
00:48:30,407 --> 00:48:32,170
I'm begging you.

839
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:33,675
Think of Meg.

840
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:36,474
If she knew
that you were her mother...

841
00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:39,782
it would destroy her.

842
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:42,148
Meg, or the magnificent
Windemeres?

843
00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:45,677
Family scandal is unhealthy
for aspiring politicians.

844
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,348
I'm not the only pragmatist
in this room.

845
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:49,358
Pragmatist?

846
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:51,360
20 years...

847
00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:53,623
and not a word.

848
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:55,289
You turn up when she
marries a man with money.

849
00:48:55,365 --> 00:48:57,697
You call that pragmatism?
I can think of other words.

850
00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,759
Are you trying
to hurt my feelings?

851
00:48:59,836 --> 00:49:01,201
Do you have any?

852
00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:03,831
That can't
be purchased, I mean.

853
00:49:03,907 --> 00:49:05,704
How much...

854
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,074
to get you on
the first flight out?

855
00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:15,350
I feel every time
he's kissed me, it's filthy.

856
00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:17,910
A lie every minute
we've been together.

857
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:22,615
How could he?

858
00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:26,185
Every man is born truthful,
and every man dies a liar.

859
00:49:26,263 --> 00:49:29,721
Now, whatever you do,
you mustn't make a scene.

860
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,325
It's too unpleasant,
and you waste energy.

861
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:36,361
No, of course not. I wouldn't.

862
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,409
Crying is the refuge
of plain women.

863
00:49:39,476 --> 00:49:41,671
Pretty women go shopping.

864
00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:56,084
Be on that plane.

865
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:57,956
I'll send the cash.

866
00:50:07,337 --> 00:50:09,828
Did I hear you correctly?

867
00:50:09,906 --> 00:50:13,706
That Meg Windemere
is your daughter?

868
00:50:13,777 --> 00:50:15,438
My daughter?

869
00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:17,139
Robert's wife?

870
00:50:17,214 --> 00:50:18,442
Yes.

871
00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,278
How dare you.

872
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:22,318
She must be 20 at least.

873
00:50:22,386 --> 00:50:24,286
Her mother?

874
00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,788
Do I look as old as all that?

875
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,484
No, no, no.

876
00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:30,287
Of course not.

877
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,123
I, um...

878
00:50:32,195 --> 00:50:34,322
I must've nodded off.

879
00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:36,457
You were dozing.

880
00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,558
Go back to sleep.

881
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,343
Come on.

882
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,497
Oh, no. No business tonight.

883
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:13,831
We can talk another day.

884
00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:15,496
- Hey, good to see you.
- Lovely party.

885
00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:17,164
More champagne.

886
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,174
Welcome. Have a great party.

887
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,909
Hey, Hubert.

888
00:51:50,841 --> 00:51:52,365
Good evening, Mr. Dumby.

889
00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:54,706
Oh, good evening,
Mrs. Stutfield.

890
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:57,212
Last party of the season,
I suppose.

891
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,872
It's been a delightful
season, hasn't it?

892
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,712
Oh, yes! Quite delightful.

893
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,547
Good evening, Lady Plymdale.

894
00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:05,383
Well, here it is,
the last party of the season.

895
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:06,888
Oh, I suppose so.

896
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:09,391
It's been a very dull season,
though, hasn't it?

897
00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:11,051
Oh, yes, dreadfully dull.

898
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,390
Evening, Cecil.

899
00:52:12,462 --> 00:52:13,724
Hello, Dumby.

900
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,231
I suppose this will be
the last party of the season.

901
00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:17,391
Oh, surely not.

902
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:18,729
Probably 2 more at least.

903
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:21,999
Oh, I say, Darlington,
I had the oddest dream today.

904
00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:23,596
A bit of it
has just come back to me.

905
00:52:23,673 --> 00:52:25,004
So what are we drinking?

906
00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:26,337
Where's the birthday girl?

907
00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:27,433
Transforming herself.

908
00:52:27,511 --> 00:52:29,069
Sausages and women...

909
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,239
if you want to enjoy
the experience...

910
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:33,282
never watch
the preparation of either.

911
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:48,986
Is that new?

912
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,822
Just out of the box.
Do you like it?

913
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,828
You might be a little cold.
I'll get you a wrap.

914
00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:54,659
And spoil the lines?
Didn't your friend...

915
00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:56,665
teach you anything
about Italian fashion?

916
00:53:56,733 --> 00:53:57,995
My friend?

917
00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,002
I saw the checks. Don't even.

918
00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,435
Ah, Lady Plymdale.

919
00:54:01,504 --> 00:54:02,732
So good of you to come.

920
00:54:02,806 --> 00:54:04,330
Do you want another
glass of champagne?

921
00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:05,669
I'd love some.

922
00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:07,505
Let's get us both some.

923
00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:09,841
Why don't you ask me how I am?

924
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:12,006
I like people
to ask me how I am.

925
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:14,346
It shows a widespread
interest in my health...

926
00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:16,885
and you can't imagine
how comforting that is.

927
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,847
Lovely party, eh?

928
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,185
How are you, Cecil?

929
00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,555
Oh, not well at all.

930
00:54:22,626 --> 00:54:26,357
L... I'd like Alessandra to meet
Mr. Hopper from Australia.

931
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:27,862
Would you introduce her?

932
00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:30,195
L... would you just excuse me
for one moment?

933
00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:31,700
Go with Mr. Windemere.

934
00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:33,133
Thank you.

935
00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:34,636
She's my last, you know.

936
00:54:34,704 --> 00:54:36,035
I will miss her.

937
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:38,472
But it's best to get them
out of the nest...

938
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:39,803
before they turn on you.

939
00:54:40,844 --> 00:54:42,607
Girls begin
by loving their mothers...

940
00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:44,112
but as they grow, they judge us.

941
00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:46,205
Rarely do they forgive us.

942
00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,881
Oh, poor fool.

943
00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:53,479
He'll never learn.

944
00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:55,888
Which fool?
Don't make me choose.

945
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:57,221
Tuppy.

946
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,727
He's brought Mrs. Erlynne.

947
00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:01,229
All the women will snub her.
You wait and see.

948
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:04,028
She may have better luck
with the men.

949
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:07,627
It is because of men that women
distrust other women.

950
00:55:07,704 --> 00:55:10,229
Women don't trust women.
Men don't trust women.

951
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,899
No one trusts women.

952
00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:15,342
It's what binds the Hindu
and the Catholic.

953
00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:28,917
I know I promised,
but I must tell you...

954
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,755
how beautiful you look tonight.

955
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:33,091
Well, if you must, you must.

956
00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:35,930
I beg your pardon.

957
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:37,591
I was looking for someone else.

958
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,259
Well, you found me.

959
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,429
Mrs. Erlynne...

960
00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:43,597
may I call you Stella?

961
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:46,107
Lord Augustus
is getting me champagne.

962
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,939
You and I can trade favors.

963
00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:50,945
Tempting, but no.

964
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,777
And I'd rather
he didn't see us...

965
00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,441
standing out here
under the moonlight.

966
00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:55,779
He might misunderstand.

967
00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:56,944
Hear me out.

968
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:59,045
Windemere's fortune
exceeds Tuppy's.

969
00:55:59,122 --> 00:56:00,612
Why change horses now?

970
00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:03,284
You can have what you want,
and Meg's free.

971
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,884
Free?

972
00:56:04,961 --> 00:56:07,156
She hasn't the courage
to leave him.

973
00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:09,960
But if it's clear to her
that he's with you...

974
00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:11,193
He's not.

975
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,637
You've been buying
idle gossip, Lord Darlington.

976
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:17,798
You should get a refund.

977
00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:19,842
Excuse me.

978
00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:22,002
L... I had to invite her, Dumby.

979
00:56:22,078 --> 00:56:24,376
The point is she's
a changed woman, transformed.

980
00:56:24,447 --> 00:56:26,005
You can... you can see
it in her eyes.

981
00:56:26,082 --> 00:56:27,879
Do you think she'd look at you
if you were poor?

982
00:56:27,951 --> 00:56:30,181
Do you think I'd look at her
if she were ugly?

983
00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:33,051
Fair's fair,
exchange rates and so forth.

984
00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:34,920
Well, I know she's had
her this and her that...

985
00:56:34,991 --> 00:56:37,482
but if a man can tolerate
his own past...

986
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,790
why not a past in his wife?

987
00:56:39,863 --> 00:56:41,797
At any rate,
it's wipe the slate.

988
00:56:41,865 --> 00:56:42,957
Clean start.

989
00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:45,125
She and I, we...

990
00:56:45,201 --> 00:56:46,759
we understand each other.

991
00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:49,862
And you know what they say,
every saint has a past...

992
00:56:49,939 --> 00:56:52,772
every sinner has a future.

993
00:56:52,842 --> 00:56:54,673
And...

994
00:56:56,513 --> 00:56:59,505
I'm going to ask her to marry me
if she'll have me.

995
00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:04,110
You know... you know why they
call it an altar, Tuppy?

996
00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:07,088
It's where they make
human sacrifices.

997
00:57:08,324 --> 00:57:10,792
I had a dream about
Mrs. Erlynne today.

998
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:12,384
Yes, well...

999
00:57:12,462 --> 00:57:13,793
you couldn't help it, I suppose.

1000
00:57:13,863 --> 00:57:17,355
She, uh... She is quite the woman.

1001
00:57:18,468 --> 00:57:21,062
But, um, in the future...

1002
00:57:21,137 --> 00:57:24,300
please try to dream
of someone else.

1003
00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:26,035
Well...

1004
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:49,398
Don't you think
you've had enough?

1005
00:58:04,113 --> 00:58:05,512
Lovely party.

1006
00:58:05,582 --> 00:58:07,607
Thanks for coming.

1007
00:58:10,687 --> 00:58:12,587
Meg?

1008
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,316
I have to change.

1009
00:58:14,390 --> 00:58:15,687
Did you see her?

1010
00:58:15,758 --> 00:58:17,020
Don't.

1011
00:58:17,093 --> 00:58:18,685
You're lovely.

1012
00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:21,286
It's ridiculous
on a woman her age.

1013
00:58:21,364 --> 00:58:23,423
Why didn't you tell me?

1014
00:58:25,001 --> 00:58:27,401
You said you were my friend.

1015
00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:29,404
Men and women can't be friends.

1016
00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:34,942
Meg.

1017
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,137
No.

1018
00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:58,826
Can you stay with him?

1019
00:58:58,902 --> 00:59:00,563
Can you...

1020
00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:02,798
can you get into bed
with him tonight?

1021
00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:05,102
Tomorrow night,
nights after that?

1022
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:08,772
You said yourself,
there's no forgiving a man...

1023
00:59:08,845 --> 00:59:10,210
who betrays his wife.

1024
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,646
And what will you choose,
false degrading marriage...

1025
00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:14,512
or your own true self,
free of compromise.

1026
00:59:14,584 --> 00:59:16,017
I've loved you
from the beginning.

1027
00:59:16,085 --> 00:59:17,347
It's the truth.

1028
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:19,183
Moment you held out your hand
to me in the glove shop...

1029
00:59:19,255 --> 00:59:20,779
I thought, "There she is."

1030
00:59:20,857 --> 00:59:24,486
And then, suppose I'd walked by
without stopping?

1031
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,029
Just the thought of it...

1032
00:59:27,096 --> 00:59:28,893
I've never loved
anyone until now.

1033
00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:29,954
Stop.

1034
00:59:41,144 --> 00:59:42,304
John.

1035
00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:45,905
Sorry, l... I didn't mean
to startle you.

1036
00:59:45,982 --> 00:59:47,142
I'm looking for Meg.

1037
00:59:47,216 --> 00:59:49,207
If you see her, it's important.

1038
00:59:49,285 --> 00:59:50,650
Have you had a row?

1039
00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:54,657
A misunderstanding.

1040
00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:57,192
Try the bar.

1041
01:00:04,367 --> 01:00:06,358
Tuppy's given up smokes for her.

1042
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,494
Women.

1043
01:00:07,570 --> 01:00:10,095
Women inspire us
to great things.

1044
01:00:10,173 --> 01:00:12,903
Then somehow prevent us
from doing any of them.

1045
01:00:12,976 --> 01:00:14,671
Look at him,
he's proposing to her.

1046
01:00:14,744 --> 01:00:16,735
If she says yes, it'll be
his third time up the aisle.

1047
01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:19,281
Hope trumps experience, Dumby.

1048
01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:21,817
It's God's joke
on the human race.

1049
01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:25,320
He's quite convinced
she's changed her spots.

1050
01:00:25,388 --> 01:00:28,152
Care to make it interesting?

1051
01:00:28,224 --> 01:00:30,317
I told you I was serious.

1052
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:34,327
Hasn't anyone
warned you against me?

1053
01:00:34,397 --> 01:00:37,560
Oh, yes. Everyone.

1054
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,158
Put it away.

1055
01:00:39,235 --> 01:00:41,897
Now, you don't have to
love me right away.

1056
01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:43,996
Think of the money.

1057
01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:48,305
Suppose I marry you and in
a year your investments go sour.

1058
01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:49,902
I'll be stuck with a pauper.

1059
01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:51,674
On the other hand,
I could drop dead...

1060
01:00:51,748 --> 01:00:53,045
on the golf course
next Tuesday...

1061
01:00:53,116 --> 01:00:55,050
and you'd be left
very well-appointed.

1062
01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:57,052
Life's a gamble, Stella.

1063
01:00:58,388 --> 01:01:00,686
I don't know what to say.

1064
01:01:01,858 --> 01:01:04,224
People say too much as it is.

1065
01:01:26,082 --> 01:01:28,312
Mrs. Windemere
and Mrs. Erlynne...

1066
01:01:28,384 --> 01:01:31,319
Look like mother and daughter,
don't they?

1067
01:01:31,387 --> 01:01:33,446
They're wearing the same dress.

1068
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:36,788
Well, that'll be it.

1069
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,888
Come away with me.

1070
01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:45,263
We could set sail tonight.

1071
01:01:48,738 --> 01:01:50,433
Please.

1072
01:01:56,679 --> 01:01:59,944
Is this your idea of a joke?

1073
01:02:00,016 --> 01:02:01,278
I need to speak to you.

1074
01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:02,282
It's about Darlington.

1075
01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:03,875
Follow me.

1076
01:02:09,692 --> 01:02:11,216
He's in love with Meg.

1077
01:02:11,294 --> 01:02:13,353
I know we said cash,
so I'm raising the amount.

1078
01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:15,192
I want you to leave now.

1079
01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:17,357
I'd be more concerned
if I were you.

1080
01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:19,025
You're not me.

1081
01:02:19,102 --> 01:02:20,501
And Darlington's
not the problem.

1082
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,935
The problem is
I've been lying to my wife...

1083
01:02:22,004 --> 01:02:23,232
and I'm not very good at it.

1084
01:02:23,306 --> 01:02:27,367
I can add up the rumors and
show her a big fat zero.

1085
01:02:27,443 --> 01:02:29,172
I'm Tuppy's girl. Case closed.

1086
01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:32,408
I'll do my own explaining.
Just get out.

1087
01:02:33,516 --> 01:02:35,313
I'd like to say good-bye to her.

1088
01:02:35,384 --> 01:02:38,478
You said good-bye
to her 20 years ago.

1089
01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:39,885
No second chances.

1090
01:02:46,195 --> 01:02:48,925
I'll leave first.

1091
01:02:48,998 --> 01:02:50,829
We shouldn't walk out together.

1092
01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:52,390
You're the expert.

1093
01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:55,631
Count to 100.

1094
01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:54,320
Mrs. Windemere.

1095
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:27,791
Dear Robert...

1096
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,992
I thought our marriage
was perfect.

1097
01:04:32,435 --> 01:04:35,529
I thought we would
always be together.

1098
01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:39,666
If you love Mrs. Erlynne,
you should be with her.

1099
01:04:39,742 --> 01:04:42,336
I feel so foolish.

1100
01:04:42,411 --> 01:04:44,606
Everyone knew but me.

1101
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:04,961
Meg?

1102
01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:14,868
Meg, let me in.
I want to talk to you.

1103
01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:18,439
Please, open the door.

1104
01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:23,546
Th-there is nothing between me
and Stella Erlynne.

1105
01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:25,553
How can you think it?

1106
01:05:25,621 --> 01:05:27,054
She's old, for God's sake.

1107
01:05:27,123 --> 01:05:28,055
She dyes her hair.

1108
01:05:28,124 --> 01:05:31,616
She... paints her face
like an Indian.

1109
01:05:31,694 --> 01:05:34,993
She's a cold, selfish woman.

1110
01:05:35,064 --> 01:05:37,658
Not at all attractive
once you know her.

1111
01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:42,535
Look, she was going
to damage someone.

1112
01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:45,733
A person who'd never
done her any harm.

1113
01:05:45,808 --> 01:05:47,503
She came here with a secret...

1114
01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:50,101
that would... would
have broken your heart.

1115
01:05:50,179 --> 01:05:51,703
Look, I wanted to tell you.

1116
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,840
L... I just didn't know how.

1117
01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:55,816
Look, I was trying
to protect you.

1118
01:05:55,885 --> 01:05:58,513
You have to believe me.

1119
01:05:58,587 --> 01:06:01,784
She asked me for money,
and I gave it to her.

1120
01:06:01,857 --> 01:06:03,757
I'm not proud
of being blackmailed...

1121
01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:05,555
and I didn't know
what else to do.

1122
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,323
I should have told you
at the start.

1123
01:06:09,465 --> 01:06:11,399
I'm not lying to you now.

1124
01:06:11,467 --> 01:06:12,434
I...

1125
01:06:12,501 --> 01:06:14,696
I love you.

1126
01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:18,433
And there's no other
woman in my heart...

1127
01:06:18,507 --> 01:06:20,532
or in my bed.

1128
01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:26,340
Meg, please open the door.

1129
01:06:30,453 --> 01:06:34,412
L... We've both had
too much champagne.

1130
01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:36,822
We can talk in the morning.

1131
01:06:56,979 --> 01:06:58,469
Thank you for coming.

1132
01:06:58,547 --> 01:07:00,572
- Good night.
- Lovely party. Good night.

1133
01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:02,310
L... I'll see you at the club.

1134
01:07:03,953 --> 01:07:05,079
There's the girl.

1135
01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:06,143
I thought you'd fallen in with...

1136
01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:07,553
Take Windemere to the club.

1137
01:07:07,623 --> 01:07:09,784
Keep him out late,
all night if you can.

1138
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:11,224
Get him drunk if you have to.

1139
01:07:11,293 --> 01:07:12,692
Just don't let him come home.

1140
01:07:12,762 --> 01:07:14,161
Why?

1141
01:07:15,231 --> 01:07:16,425
What? What?

1142
01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:20,560
I like you, I do.

1143
01:07:20,636 --> 01:07:22,194
But if this is going
to work between us...

1144
01:07:22,271 --> 01:07:23,465
you can't do that.

1145
01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:24,972
What? Do what?

1146
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,066
Where? What? Why?

1147
01:07:27,143 --> 01:07:29,407
I can't always
explain myself to myself...

1148
01:07:29,478 --> 01:07:30,570
let alone anyone else.

1149
01:07:30,646 --> 01:07:32,341
Well, good for you.

1150
01:07:32,415 --> 01:07:33,780
Takes the pressure off.

1151
01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:36,579
9 times out of 10,
men don't give 2 pins about why.

1152
01:07:36,652 --> 01:07:38,950
They just feel obliged
to take an interest.

1153
01:07:39,021 --> 01:07:42,218
So, I'll do exactly
as you wish...

1154
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:44,316
and I'll feel as if
we're married already.

1155
01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:47,055
Oh, can you get
yourself home all right?

1156
01:07:47,129 --> 01:07:50,292
Why, Tuppy...

1157
01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:53,096
you're the first man
who's ever asked me that.

1158
01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:56,627
I don't need
to be the first, Stella.

1159
01:07:56,705 --> 01:07:58,036
Just the last.

1160
01:08:57,700 --> 01:09:00,191
There's a taxi waiting
at the end of the dock.

1161
01:09:00,269 --> 01:09:02,203
My husband sent you.

1162
01:09:02,271 --> 01:09:05,172
Your husband thinks
you're in bed...

1163
01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:08,677
sleeping off a liter
of Perrier Jouet.

1164
01:09:08,744 --> 01:09:09,711
Let's go.

1165
01:09:11,046 --> 01:09:13,537
He gave me money, that's all.

1166
01:09:13,616 --> 01:09:16,050
I'm an old friend of the family,
and I had him over a barrel.

1167
01:09:16,118 --> 01:09:17,142
Do you think I'm stupid?

1168
01:09:17,219 --> 01:09:18,846
Married to a man you love...

1169
01:09:18,921 --> 01:09:20,252
and running off
in the middle of the night...

1170
01:09:20,322 --> 01:09:21,846
with an international playboy?

1171
01:09:21,924 --> 01:09:22,891
Do I think you're stupid?

1172
01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:24,220
This is none of your business.

1173
01:09:24,293 --> 01:09:26,761
You think just because hems
are higher and woman can vote...

1174
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,626
that anything
has really changed for us?

1175
01:09:28,697 --> 01:09:31,791
Friends will stop calling.

1176
01:09:31,867 --> 01:09:33,732
He'll be invited
into homes you're not.

1177
01:09:33,802 --> 01:09:35,064
You manage.

1178
01:09:36,972 --> 01:09:38,405
Don't compare yourself.

1179
01:09:38,474 --> 01:09:41,500
It takes practice and skill
to live without regret.

1180
01:09:43,946 --> 01:09:46,710
A marriage takes
your whole heart.

1181
01:09:46,782 --> 01:09:48,909
Selfish people
can't pull it off...

1182
01:09:48,984 --> 01:09:50,576
but you are not that.

1183
01:09:50,653 --> 01:09:53,747
You can succeed
where the rest of us fail.

1184
01:09:53,822 --> 01:09:55,380
Why should I believe you?

1185
01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:57,925
Don't believe me, believe him.

1186
01:09:57,993 --> 01:10:01,190
He's been faithful to you,
I'll swear it on my life.

1187
01:10:01,263 --> 01:10:03,094
He told you to lie.

1188
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,468
He doesn't even know
you're here.

1189
01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:12,867
He never has to know.

1190
01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:15,537
You want me to lie
on top of a lie?

1191
01:10:15,611 --> 01:10:17,511
Everything's spoiled
between us. I can't.

1192
01:10:18,647 --> 01:10:19,944
- What's happened to you?
- Let go of me!

1193
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,812
Who taught you to
be so unforgiving?

1194
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,317
You made a mistake,
don't make it worse.

1195
01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:24,579
You're hurting me!

1196
01:10:24,653 --> 01:10:26,644
You shut your eyes to
everything that isn't perfect.

1197
01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:29,623
You're just asking
to fall into a hole.

1198
01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:36,293
Fine.

1199
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,892
Go ahead.

1200
01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:43,905
Step over love
to pick up pride and guilt.

1201
01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:46,168
What will that trade
be worth in a year?

1202
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,369
In 20?

1203
01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,717
I've been throwing buns
in that club...

1204
01:11:05,794 --> 01:11:06,726
Big boat, Darlington.

1205
01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:07,887
Does it really
have to be so big?

1206
01:11:07,963 --> 01:11:09,988
You know what they say
about men with big boats.

1207
01:11:10,065 --> 01:11:11,362
Yes.

1208
01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:12,365
I should be getting home.

1209
01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:13,662
You'll take a cigar, surely.

1210
01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:16,204
I thought you'd quit
for the love of a good woman.

1211
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,399
Good woman isn't
exactly the moniker...

1212
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:20,408
I'd choose for Mrs. Erlynne.

1213
01:11:20,476 --> 01:11:22,000
You make her out
to be the devil's handmaiden.

1214
01:11:22,077 --> 01:11:23,009
She's nothing of the sort.

1215
01:11:23,078 --> 01:11:24,807
Dumby and I are
just concerned...

1216
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,041
for your future,
aren't we, Dumby?

1217
01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:31,485
Devilish women are a bother,
and good ones are a bore.

1218
01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:32,850
That's the only difference.

1219
01:11:32,921 --> 01:11:35,219
Mrs. Erlynne is neither
a bother nor a bore.

1220
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:38,692
Well, you change your habits,
but I doubt she'll change hers.

1221
01:11:38,761 --> 01:11:41,423
I've bet Dumby 50 quid.

1222
01:11:41,497 --> 01:11:43,055
Now, now, enough of this.

1223
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:45,623
I won't hear any more words
said against her.

1224
01:11:45,701 --> 01:11:47,635
She's everything
I've ever wanted in a woman.

1225
01:11:47,703 --> 01:11:52,766
My dear Tuppy, in this world
there are only 2 tragedies.

1226
01:11:52,841 --> 01:11:54,968
One is not getting
what one wants...

1227
01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:56,534
the other is getting it.

1228
01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,375
The last is much the worst.

1229
01:11:58,447 --> 01:12:01,075
The last is a real tragedy.

1230
01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:05,985
Marriage...
it has its pains, ask Edna.

1231
01:12:08,090 --> 01:12:10,183
Celibacy has no pleasures.

1232
01:12:10,259 --> 01:12:12,284
What would you
know about celibacy?

1233
01:12:12,361 --> 01:12:13,623
I can learn.

1234
01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:14,628
If it will prove my love.

1235
01:12:14,697 --> 01:12:15,891
A woman who needs proof?

1236
01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:17,522
Before she'll leave her husband.

1237
01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:20,432
John, you are a cad.

1238
01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:22,902
We're all in the gutter.

1239
01:12:22,971 --> 01:12:24,836
But some of us
are looking at the stars.

1240
01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:26,568
What men call gallantry

1241
01:12:26,642 --> 01:12:30,738
and God's adultery
is far more common

1242
01:12:30,813 --> 01:12:34,374
where the climate's sultry

1243
01:12:35,751 --> 01:12:38,049
That's the one I bought Meg.

1244
01:12:40,155 --> 01:12:41,713
For her birthday.

1245
01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:43,917
You sure?

1246
01:12:43,992 --> 01:12:46,324
She must have left it last week
when you came for lunch.

1247
01:12:46,395 --> 01:12:48,795
She was carrying it tonight.

1248
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,264
One fan looks
very much like another.

1249
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,630
John?

1250
01:12:52,701 --> 01:12:56,137
L... I have no idea.

1251
01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:58,673
Meg's not... not here, is she?

1252
01:12:58,741 --> 01:13:01,005
No, of course not.

1253
01:13:03,579 --> 01:13:04,511
What's that?

1254
01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:05,945
I didn't hear anything.

1255
01:13:06,014 --> 01:13:07,447
She's downstairs.

1256
01:13:07,516 --> 01:13:09,143
Listen, Robert, calm down.

1257
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,310
You've had too much...

1258
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:12,377
Don't make an ass of yourself.

1259
01:13:12,454 --> 01:13:13,386
Bloody hell.

1260
01:13:13,455 --> 01:13:14,387
Too late.

1261
01:13:14,456 --> 01:13:15,388
Bloody hell.

1262
01:13:15,457 --> 01:13:16,822
We better put some ice on that.

1263
01:13:16,892 --> 01:13:18,018
It's going to swell.

1264
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:26,131
I thought it was mine.

1265
01:13:27,603 --> 01:13:30,629
I must have picked up
Mrs. Windemere's by mistake.

1266
01:13:43,318 --> 01:13:45,149
Tuppy, I swear, I had no idea.

1267
01:13:54,496 --> 01:13:56,487
You owe Cecil 50 quid.

1268
01:13:56,565 --> 01:13:57,998
Sorry.

1269
01:14:03,305 --> 01:14:05,136
Seems I'm the ass, Windemere.

1270
01:14:05,207 --> 01:14:06,265
Not you.

1271
01:15:17,145 --> 01:15:19,807
I spent the night
on John's boat.

1272
01:15:22,651 --> 01:15:25,643
I had too much to drink.

1273
01:15:25,721 --> 01:15:28,189
Can I ask you to forgive me?

1274
01:15:30,058 --> 01:15:32,891
I did something
very stupid last night.

1275
01:15:32,961 --> 01:15:33,950
I...

1276
01:15:37,099 --> 01:15:38,726
You're not in my league.

1277
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,631
I made a complete ass of myself.

1278
01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:42,727
Ruined it for poor Tuppy.

1279
01:15:42,804 --> 01:15:44,931
Better now than later, I guess.

1280
01:15:45,007 --> 01:15:46,133
Tuppy?

1281
01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:48,733
His engagement
to Mrs. Erlynne is off.

1282
01:15:52,014 --> 01:15:54,005
What are you talking about?

1283
01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:55,413
Last night on John's yacht...

1284
01:15:55,484 --> 01:15:57,509
Mrs. Erlynne
was waiting in his bedroom.

1285
01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:01,181
Look, I was drunk. I thought...

1286
01:16:01,256 --> 01:16:03,816
I saw your fan.
I thought that...

1287
01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:06,224
Oh, I didn't think. It was her.

1288
01:16:06,295 --> 01:16:08,456
She said she took it
by mistake.

1289
01:16:08,530 --> 01:16:10,259
No, that's not true.

1290
01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:11,424
Oh, of course not.

1291
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:13,559
Better count the spoons.

1292
01:16:13,635 --> 01:16:15,830
You were right
not to want her here.

1293
01:16:15,904 --> 01:16:17,633
I'd have expected more
from John, though.

1294
01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:19,139
Tuppy's his friend.

1295
01:16:19,207 --> 01:16:21,107
She didn't take my fan.

1296
01:16:21,176 --> 01:16:22,507
I left it on...

1297
01:16:24,346 --> 01:16:26,337
There's a telephone call
from America.

1298
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:30,043
It's your father, Mr. Windemere.

1299
01:16:30,118 --> 01:16:31,449
Not now.

1300
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,454
No, no, I'll take it.

1301
01:16:33,522 --> 01:16:34,716
He'll worry.

1302
01:16:41,196 --> 01:16:42,128
I love you.

1303
01:16:42,197 --> 01:16:43,221
I love you.

1304
01:16:47,569 --> 01:16:49,628
And a woman brought this.

1305
01:16:49,705 --> 01:16:51,605
She's waiting downstairs.

1306
01:16:57,479 --> 01:16:58,810
Thank you.

1307
01:17:27,876 --> 01:17:29,673
What are you doing here?

1308
01:17:30,712 --> 01:17:32,179
We had an agreement.

1309
01:17:32,247 --> 01:17:35,478
I came to return the fan.

1310
01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:37,814
How is your wife
feeling this morning?

1311
01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:40,616
You don't get within
10 feet of my wife.

1312
01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:43,817
I only asked how she was.

1313
01:17:43,892 --> 01:17:46,087
If you're here
to tell her who you are...

1314
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,652
it's better coming from me.

1315
01:17:48,730 --> 01:17:51,665
It's my secret, not yours.

1316
01:17:51,733 --> 01:17:54,327
You've kept it very well.

1317
01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:57,099
20 years is a long time.

1318
01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:02,005
It doesn't seem to have
been too much of a strain.

1319
01:18:02,077 --> 01:18:05,911
You see a little girl
the right age...

1320
01:18:05,981 --> 01:18:11,180
you push the thought aside,
close the door.

1321
01:18:11,253 --> 01:18:15,053
Only at 3:00,
that in-between hour...

1322
01:18:15,123 --> 01:18:17,921
too late to do anything,
too early for dinner...

1323
01:18:17,993 --> 01:18:22,157
doors come flying open.

1324
01:18:22,230 --> 01:18:24,255
I don't believe you
feel anything for her.

1325
01:18:24,332 --> 01:18:27,790
You... you care about yourself,
no one else.

1326
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,028
Robert.

1327
01:18:31,106 --> 01:18:33,006
Robert, your father
needs to talk to you.

1328
01:18:33,075 --> 01:18:35,100
He says it's import...

1329
01:18:36,344 --> 01:18:39,006
Mrs. Erlynne came
to return your fan.

1330
01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:40,844
She was just leaving.

1331
01:18:41,983 --> 01:18:42,915
No, don't leave.

1332
01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:44,417
I need to speak with you.

1333
01:18:44,486 --> 01:18:45,919
But she'll miss her plane.

1334
01:18:45,987 --> 01:18:47,579
Just a few minutes.

1335
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,390
Robert, your father
is waiting on the phone.

1336
01:18:52,461 --> 01:18:53,621
He said it was important.

1337
01:18:55,931 --> 01:18:57,523
Robert?

1338
01:18:57,599 --> 01:19:00,261
It would be a great mistake...

1339
01:19:00,335 --> 01:19:01,666
to miss your plane.

1340
01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:16,412
I came to make sure
you got home safely.

1341
01:19:16,485 --> 01:19:17,782
Oh, no, you can't leave yet.

1342
01:19:17,853 --> 01:19:19,912
You're my only witness
that nothing happened.

1343
01:19:19,988 --> 01:19:21,580
Your witness?

1344
01:19:21,656 --> 01:19:24,420
I'm gonna tell him the truth.

1345
01:19:26,261 --> 01:19:28,593
What you did is your mistake.

1346
01:19:28,663 --> 01:19:30,494
Your sack of bricks.

1347
01:19:30,565 --> 01:19:32,055
You carry it.

1348
01:19:32,134 --> 01:19:35,399
You don't confess and hand it
off to someone who loves you.

1349
01:19:35,470 --> 01:19:36,960
But everybody thinks
you were having...

1350
01:19:37,038 --> 01:19:38,835
They'll think it anyway.
It doesn't matter.

1351
01:19:38,907 --> 01:19:40,431
That's not true. It does matter.

1352
01:19:40,509 --> 01:19:41,669
It matters to Tuppy.

1353
01:19:41,743 --> 01:19:43,574
I can't be responsible
for ruining that.

1354
01:19:43,645 --> 01:19:47,604
You want to spoil the one
good thing I've ever done?

1355
01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:50,685
It's only right
to tell him the truth.

1356
01:19:50,752 --> 01:19:52,743
You love each other.

1357
01:19:52,821 --> 01:19:54,982
That's your truth.

1358
01:19:55,056 --> 01:19:56,318
Why are you giving up

1359
01:19:56,391 --> 01:19:57,585
your chance at marriage
to save mine?

1360
01:19:57,659 --> 01:19:58,648
It doesn't make any sense.

1361
01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:00,661
I'll tell you the truth.

1362
01:20:00,729 --> 01:20:02,697
But first promise
you're not going...

1363
01:20:02,764 --> 01:20:04,527
to make some
grand confession.

1364
01:20:04,599 --> 01:20:06,965
Swear it on whatever
you hold sacred.

1365
01:20:13,074 --> 01:20:14,666
I swear on my mother.

1366
01:20:19,114 --> 01:20:21,105
Pardon?

1367
01:20:21,183 --> 01:20:23,014
She's my guardian angel.

1368
01:20:23,084 --> 01:20:25,780
My whole life
I've wanted to be like her.

1369
01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:31,387
I'm sure she wouldn't hold you
to such a standard.

1370
01:20:33,395 --> 01:20:35,329
She'd be so ashamed of me now.

1371
01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:41,162
We all straddle
the abyss, Mrs. Windemere.

1372
01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:46,538
If we never look down,
how can we know who we are?

1373
01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:49,236
A mother could never
be ashamed of a daughter...

1374
01:20:49,311 --> 01:20:50,744
who didn't fall in.

1375
01:20:53,448 --> 01:20:56,417
I hope you're right.

1376
01:20:56,484 --> 01:20:59,453
I've never been
more certain of anything.

1377
01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:05,926
I swear then.

1378
01:21:06,962 --> 01:21:08,896
What is it you
wanted to tell me?

1379
01:21:12,133 --> 01:21:13,828
Nothing.

1380
01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:17,167
I'll miss my plane.

1381
01:21:18,807 --> 01:21:21,401
Good-bye, Mrs. Windemere.

1382
01:21:21,476 --> 01:21:23,535
I hope we meet again.

1383
01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:27,205
So do I.

1384
01:21:42,197 --> 01:21:44,427
Mrs. Erlynne.

1385
01:21:47,202 --> 01:21:49,193
You didn't tell her?

1386
01:21:49,271 --> 01:21:51,398
No.

1387
01:21:51,473 --> 01:21:53,304
Why not?

1388
01:21:55,176 --> 01:21:57,303
She has a mother.

1389
01:21:57,379 --> 01:21:59,847
A photograph in a locket.

1390
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,382
It's a fairy tale.

1391
01:22:02,984 --> 01:22:08,422
A kind, caring mother
who loves and watches over her.

1392
01:22:08,490 --> 01:22:11,653
I'm not gonna take that away.

1393
01:22:11,726 --> 01:22:14,524
And neither should you.

1394
01:23:29,738 --> 01:23:33,003
For one night, I thought you
were in love with another woman.

1395
01:23:33,074 --> 01:23:36,168
For one minute, I thought you
were in love with another man.

1396
01:23:41,549 --> 01:23:42,811
She was right.

1397
01:23:42,884 --> 01:23:44,351
Who?

1398
01:23:44,419 --> 01:23:45,579
Mrs. Erlynne.

1399
01:23:45,653 --> 01:23:47,917
She said,
"We can't shut our eyes

1400
01:23:47,989 --> 01:23:49,183
"to everything
that isn't perfect...

1401
01:23:49,257 --> 01:23:52,715
"otherwise we might fall
into a huge abyss."

1402
01:23:52,794 --> 01:23:54,887
We almost fell.

1403
01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:56,931
She's a smart woman.

1404
01:23:58,299 --> 01:23:59,926
She's a good woman.

1405
01:24:01,302 --> 01:24:02,929
Better than I thought.

1406
01:24:39,841 --> 01:24:41,638
She insisted.

1407
01:24:45,647 --> 01:24:47,274
Who?

1408
01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:48,940
Meg.

1409
01:24:49,017 --> 01:24:50,450
Something to remember her by.

1410
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:54,784
And she explained everything.

1411
01:24:54,856 --> 01:24:56,084
Everything?

1412
01:24:56,157 --> 01:24:59,149
Oh, yes, of course.
The flat tire, the dog.

1413
01:24:59,227 --> 01:25:02,128
The Brazilian taxi driver
with a pregnant daughter...

1414
01:25:02,197 --> 01:25:03,459
who lost her purse.

1415
01:25:03,531 --> 01:25:07,126
And the only thing
I can say in my defense is...

1416
01:25:07,202 --> 01:25:09,329
that I have no defense.

1417
01:25:09,404 --> 01:25:12,896
I jumped to conclusions
and thought the worst.

1418
01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:16,774
Where is this old crate
going to?

1419
01:25:19,214 --> 01:25:20,943
Don't know.

1420
01:25:21,015 --> 01:25:23,575
Will you marry me
when we get there?

1421
01:25:25,286 --> 01:25:28,050
A man gets the wife he deserves.

1422
01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:33,693
Well, I've been a very,
very bad man.

1423
01:26:45,633 --> 01:26:48,898
You know, John,
love's a battleground.

1424
01:26:48,970 --> 01:26:51,632
It was only a flesh wound.

1425
01:26:51,706 --> 01:26:53,901
Men advance, women resist.

1426
01:26:53,975 --> 01:26:57,911
We retreat,
and they block our escape.

1427
01:26:57,979 --> 01:26:59,412
We can't win.

1428
01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:01,914
The sexes will never
understand each other.

1429
01:27:01,983 --> 01:27:05,316
Only because they take such
pains to deceive each other.

1430
01:27:05,386 --> 01:27:07,513
Oh, hello, Dumby.

1431
01:27:07,589 --> 01:27:09,648
Are you awake?

1432
01:27:09,724 --> 01:27:11,021
Am I winning?

1433
01:33:04,724 --> 01:33:07,021
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