1 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:39,880 (DIAL TONE) 2 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,840 (DIALING) 3 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,200 - (RINGING) - (DIAL TONE CONTINUES) 4 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,522 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (DIAL TONE FADES) 5 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:51,921 (DINGS) 6 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,529 (CLEARS THROAT) 7 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,480 So, it says here that you were manager 8 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,360 of the Rusty Scupper Restaurant for five years. 9 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,600 Hmm? Then, a bank teller 10 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:17,243 at Bank of Oakland between 2014 to 2016? 11 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,683 Oh! And you were employee of the month. 12 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,520 What's that trophy in the bag there? 13 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,680 Oh! Oakland High Moot Court Champion. 14 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,000 I'm a salesman at heart. 15 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,720 - That is intriguing. - (CHUCKLES) 16 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:38,088 Mainly... because I was the branch manager 17 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:43,600 at the Bank of Oakland between 2014 and 2016. 18 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,400 And you, Mr. Green, you never fucking worked there. 19 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,400 And the number that you gave to The Rusty Scupper Restaurant? 20 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,403 Is that your friend Salvador's number? 21 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,649 The same Salvador who applied for this job? 22 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,840 I didn't know he applied here, too. 23 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,480 Might have been helpful if his outgoing message 24 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,200 didn't say, "It's Sal, bitches." 25 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,560 This trophy and that plaque, did you steal 'em? 26 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,240 No, uh, I... made them. 27 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,720 Well, I had them... made. 28 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,361 Listen, I just really, really need a job. 29 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,800 (WHISPERS) Okay, Cassius Green, listen up, okay? 30 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,689 This is telemarketing. 31 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,280 (NORMAL VOICE) We're not mappin' the fuckin' human genome here. 32 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,840 I don't care if you have experience for this. 33 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,400 I'll hire damn near anyone. 34 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,800 You know what this bootleg trophy tells me? 35 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,000 Tells me the only thing I need to know. 36 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,447 You have initiative and you can read. 37 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:50,000 You will call as many contacts as you can during your shift, 38 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,440 you will read the script that we give you, 39 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,640 and you will show up tomorrow happy. 40 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:55,720 - (CHUCKLES) - Hmm? 41 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,880 Thank you. Uh, thank you so much, Mr. Anderson. 42 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,645 Ah, one more thing, Cassius... "Stuss." 43 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,440 "Stuss"? 44 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,920 S.T.T.S. 45 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,600 Stick to the script. 46 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,809 Stick to the script. Stick to the script. You got it. 47 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,720 Thank you so much. 48 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,241 CASSIUS: Troit! 49 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,521 Troit! 50 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:33,967 Troit! 51 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,882 (DETROIT SIGHS DEEPLY) 52 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,484 CASSIUS: You ever think about dying? 53 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,488 Yeah, I'm alive. Sometimes. 54 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,480 No, I don't mean like right now, 55 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,720 in a freak accident or something. 56 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,248 I mean... when we're old, like 90. 57 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,920 I think about it all the time. 58 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,800 Like, what will I have done that matters? 59 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,680 I just want to make sure that when I die 60 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,800 I'll be surrounded by people who love me 61 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,405 and who I love back. 62 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,845 But what about when they die? 63 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,087 What do you mean? 64 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,520 I mean, like at some point we're gonna die. 65 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,560 Our kids are gonna die. Our kids' kids are gonna die. 66 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,920 And at some point, no one on Earth will have existed. 67 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,480 And at... at some point... 68 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,880 the sun will explode and everyone will have died. 69 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,804 And no one will know what I'm doing, and what I'm doing right now won't even matter. 70 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,040 Baby, baby it will always matter, okay? 71 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,440 Because it matters now. This moment, these moments. 72 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,280 When I kiss you... it's not for posterity's sake. 73 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,480 Yeah, but... okay, you got your calling. 74 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,640 Your art means something, right? 75 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,360 But I'm just out here surviving; 76 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,040 spinning around on the endless circle. 77 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,362 - Ah, you missed your cue. - That's disgusting. 78 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,000 I said, "When I kiss you, it's not for posterity's sake." 79 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,571 - Yeah, but... - Mmm! 80 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,091 (BOTH MOAN) 81 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,680 (WHIRRING) 82 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,160 Oh, God! 83 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,440 (PEOPLE CHATTER, LAUGH) 84 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,921 - Get a room! - I got a room, muthafucka! 85 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,770 I thought you said you fixed that! 86 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,883 - My landlord was supposed to fix it. - (DETROIT GIGGLES) 87 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,840 - (SIGHS) - CASSIUS: I gotta move. 88 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,840 - DETROIT: Mmm! - CASSIUS: I like that. 89 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,047 (SIGHS) 90 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,448 - (KISSES) - (MOANS) 91 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,449 I have to go to work anyway. 92 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,800 - Don't you start work today? - Yeah. 93 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,202 They said they hire anybody if you're looking for a second job. 94 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,640 You could try part-time. 95 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,680 (BRUSHING TEETH) 96 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,240 WOMAN (ON TV): Everyone is talking about the WorryFree solution! 97 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:55,240 WorryFree is a revolutionary new business and lifestyle model taking the world by storm! 98 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,800 DETROIT: Baby, how much are they paying you? 99 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,320 WOMAN: When you sign a WorryFree contract, 100 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,280 you're guaranteed employment and housing for life! 101 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,880 Stop worrying and get WorryFree! 102 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,400 The WorryFree living quarters are state of the art, 103 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,562 the WorryFree food is to die for, 104 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,680 and WorryFree careers are fulfilling and satisfying! 105 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,161 Cash, baby, what are they paying you? 106 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,120 Uh, I think it's just commission. 107 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,201 Hey, baby... 108 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,163 you ever think about this WorryFree shit? 109 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,960 DETROIT: Are you crazy? 110 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,565 What, working on commission? 111 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,400 Nice earrings. 112 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,240 Hey, Cash! 113 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,200 I got overdue house notes, dude. 114 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,771 How much longer I got to wait for my money? 115 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,400 Look, Serge, I just got a new job and I'll have some money for you soon. 116 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,320 Damn it, you four months late now. 117 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,562 It's like "soon" is the only fuckin' word I hear from you. 118 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,160 Okay, I'm four months late, but... 119 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,960 Check this out. Damn. 120 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,960 God made this land for all of us, 121 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,720 and greedy people like you want to hog it to yourself and your family 122 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,920 and charge all the rest of us for the right to live. 123 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,840 - Me and my family? - Yeah. 124 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,800 Cassius, I'm your fucking uncle. 125 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,720 The bank might take my fucking house. 126 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,600 Four fucking months. 127 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,560 I gave you that car you're driving. 128 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,600 - That's a damn bucket. - SERGIO: Oh, yeah? 129 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,445 Give it back then! No? 130 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,200 That's what I thought. 131 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,045 I need my money in two weeks, asshole. 132 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,364 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 133 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,640 Hey. 134 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:47,767 Forty on two. 135 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,050 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 136 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,161 # Oh, yeah # 137 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,040 # All right # 138 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,200 # Hell yeah # 139 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,040 - # All right # - # That's tight... # 140 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,160 MAN: What's up, man! 141 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,120 # Oh, yeah # 142 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,840 # All right # 143 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:21,921 # Hell yeah # 144 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,161 # That's tight # 145 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,241 # Hey # 146 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,327 # Hey # 147 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,321 # Hey # 148 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,040 - # Hey # - (MUSIC FADING) 149 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,121 # Hey # 150 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,161 # Hey # 151 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,161 # Hey # 152 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,161 # Hey # 153 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,128 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 154 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,800 Millions of dollars went into these walls 155 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:01,040 just to... make sure that thousands of calls 156 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,720 can go out and in at the same time 157 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,325 without jamming the lines. 158 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,362 (DINGS) 159 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,920 Log in here. Grab a seat. 160 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,445 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 161 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,601 Come on. 162 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,006 You studied the script? 163 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,840 - Yeah. - Look, clock in, 164 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,400 don't be lazy, 165 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,760 and I won't have to be an asshole. 166 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,280 Make a sale, this light goes on. 167 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,080 You do real good, 168 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:34,320 eventually you might even be able to be a Power Caller. 169 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,280 - A Power Caller? - Where the callers are ballers. 170 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,523 Where they make the real money. 171 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,529 They even have their own elevator. 172 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,885 Oh, yeah, I saw that. 173 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,331 Stick to the script. 174 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,440 (KEYBOARD CLATTERS) 175 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,681 (PHONE BUZZES) 176 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,320 (RUMBLING) 177 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,481 What the fuck? 178 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,960 - Hello. - Hey, Mr. Davidson. 179 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,724 Cassius Green here. Sorry to bo... 180 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,080 - (DINGS) - WOMAN: Another one! 181 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,840 (MAN SHOUTING) 182 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,600 (KEYBOARD CLACKS) 183 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,489 (MOANING) 184 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,800 AMAYA: Hello? 185 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,880 Uh, this is Cassius Green. Sorry to bother you. 186 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,080 I just wanted to mention something else about 187 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,000 an encyc... Insight Encyclopedia. 188 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,445 (COPIER WHIRRING) 189 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,280 (RUMBLING) 190 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,000 Hello? 191 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,080 - Hi, Mrs. Costello. - Yes. 192 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,844 This is Cassius Green. 193 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,560 I know that you've enjoyed our, uh, series on birdwatching, 194 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,840 so I wanted to call and... and help you out. 195 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,288 I'm sorry, young man, we don't have any money. 196 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,523 My husband's in the hospital. 197 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,720 He's 73. He's got stage 4 cancer. 198 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,131 (CRYING) 199 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,082 (COPIER WHIRRING WILDY) 200 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,889 - (COSTELLO SOBBING) - Um... 201 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,441 it's... 202 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,880 Oh, it's interesting that you say that, Mrs. Costello, 203 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,800 because book number five in the Insight series 204 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,520 is all about wellness, how to stay healthy... on your own 205 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,600 without even going to the doctor, so... so... 206 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,841 (MUTTERS) Damn it. 207 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,803 (COPIER WHIRRING WILDLY) 208 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,320 (MEN ARGUING) 209 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,800 Really? You gonna stuff all those French fries in your mouth? 210 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,610 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 211 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:53,241 I feel incompetent and like an asshole doing this job. 212 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,726 I don't feel any different. 213 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,680 Hey. 214 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,560 That's that the dude from that show. 215 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,640 - Hey! Hey! - Oh, shit! 216 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,720 That's fucking cool. I hate that show. 217 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,240 But I never noticed that, uh, room. 218 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,640 What... what is that? 219 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,200 The VIP room. 220 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,480 What the hell is a place like this doing with a VIP room? 221 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,000 I used to be in there all the time. 222 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,520 Well, what qualifies a person to be VIP? 223 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,080 Well, you need the password. 224 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,920 And this week it's "upscale elegance." 225 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,200 Actually, every week it's "upscale elegance." 226 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,362 - I'm goin'. - Where the fuck you going? 227 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,360 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 228 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,600 Yeah! 229 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,160 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 230 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,440 Fuck! 231 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,120 Ah! 232 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,930 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 233 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:01,847 That's some baller shit. 234 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,971 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 235 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,880 Hey! Mr., uh, D. Imits, Cassius Green here. 236 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,600 - Sorry to bother you. I just... - (LINE CLICKS) 237 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,330 (MAN LAUGHING) 238 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,761 Hey, youngblood. 239 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,320 - What up? - Lemme give you a tip. 240 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,811 Use your white voice. 241 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,643 - My white voice? - Yeah. 242 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,160 Man, I ain't got no white voice. 243 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,360 Oh, come on, you know what I mean, youngblood. 244 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,720 You have a white voice in there, you can use it. 245 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,000 It's like when you get pulled over by the police. 246 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,960 Oh, no. I just use my regular voice when that happens. 247 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,080 I just say, "Back the fuck up off the car and don't nobody get hurt!" 248 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,080 All right, man, I'm just trying to give you some game. 249 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,360 You wanna make some money here? 250 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,443 Then read the script with a white voice. 251 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,480 Well, people say I talk with a white voice anyway, 252 00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,920 so why it ain't helping me out? 253 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,080 Well, you don't talk white enough. 254 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,040 I'm not talkin' bout Will Smith white. 255 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,800 That ain't white, that's just proper. 256 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,723 - Mm-hmm. - I'm talking about the real deal. 257 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,000 Okay, so like... 258 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,280 (NASALLY) "Hello, Mr. Everet. Cassius Green here. 259 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,931 - Sorry to bother you"... - Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong. 260 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,920 - I'm not talking about sounding all nasal. - (CHUCKLES) 261 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,640 It's, like, sounding like you don't have a care. 262 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,560 Got your bills paid. You're happy about your future. 263 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,760 You about ready to jump in your Ferrari out there 264 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,400 after you get off this call. 265 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,200 Put some real breath in there. 266 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:37,365 Breezy like... "I don't really need this money." 267 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,280 - (CHUCKLES) - You've never been fired. 268 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,249 (CHUCKLES) Only laid off. 269 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,120 It's not really a white voice. 270 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,520 It's what they wish they sounded like. 271 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:52,560 So, it's like what they think they're supposed to sound like. 272 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,920 Like this, youngblood. 273 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,360 (WHITE VOICE) Hey! Mr. Kramer! 274 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,720 This is Langston from RegalView. 275 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,087 I didn't catch you at the wrong time, did I? 276 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,320 If you're ever gonna be a Power Caller, 277 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,120 you gotta know when to bag 'em and when to tag 'em. 278 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,200 Yeah? 279 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,120 Hey. Um, what's baggin' and what's taggin'? 280 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,680 Bagging is when you drop the call. 281 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,640 Like a dead body into a bag, 282 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,840 you drop that shit 'cause it crossed the line. 283 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,440 Tagging is when you claim that money. 284 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,360 It's a sale. Cha-ching! 285 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,880 Like when they put the tag on the body at the morgue to identify it. 286 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,400 That's mine. 287 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,880 Maybe you already bagged that dead body, right? 288 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,120 And you're just about to walk away, skip town, 289 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,884 lay low for a little while. 290 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,400 But instead, you drag that heavy fucker 291 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:48,440 on out into the alley and... then you tag it! 292 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,400 Okay. Uh, I... I just... 293 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:54,200 I feel like these metaphors have not been cleared for this pep rally. 294 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:58,880 - Ah, okay. Diana? - Oh! Yes. (CHUCKLES) 295 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,920 Uh... hi. I'm new, 296 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,560 so forgive me for not knowing everyone's name yet. 297 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,120 My name is Diana... 298 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,128 Dee-bo-sher-ree. 299 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,880 - That looks like "debauchery." - DIANA: Well, it's not. 300 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,560 Uh, I am your new Team Leader! 301 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,971 And I know you're looking at me going, 302 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,760 "Is she a manager? I'm scared." Okay. 303 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,320 "She's going to treat me like a system of motorized appendages!" 304 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,440 No, that stops here, that stops right now. 305 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,240 You are not employees to me. 306 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,360 You are Team Members! We're a family now. You know what that means? 307 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,091 It means I lean on you, you lean on me. There's a synergy. 308 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,120 And you can feel that energy. I know that you can. 309 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,360 People are starting to get emotional, and I love that. 310 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,044 Does that mean we get paid more? 311 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,329 "No." Okay, but what is capital? Right? 312 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,680 I would argue that social currency now is more important, 313 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,120 and don't take it from me, take it from the news. 314 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,480 Take it from media, all kinds of media: digital, paper, otherwise. 315 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,400 Media is changing, so is capital. 316 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,720 Get with it. I don't want to scare you, but it's a new world. 317 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,240 Okay, Team Members. Let's, uh... 318 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,480 thank you very much, and let's all get back to work. 319 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:05,160 Remember! Hit your contacts! Up the ante! 320 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,480 Work the grid! And... 321 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,080 - EMPLOYEES: Stick to the script. - That's right. 322 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,920 Any one of you can turn Power Caller 323 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,162 and be rollin' in dough! 324 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,444 Oh, excuse me. 325 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,003 Ah. Okay. 326 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,527 Nothing in this office is free, man, you gotta put money in there. 327 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,081 Oh, re... really? 328 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,000 It's okay, you're not missing out. It tastes like shit. 329 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,844 Fuck. I thought I could get lucky, asshole. 330 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,725 I was just giving you shit, man. I'm... I'm Squeeze. 331 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,120 I've seen you around for a couple weeks. 332 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,850 It was a good question in there. 333 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,691 Cassius. People call me Cash. 334 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,250 It was a really good question in there, man. 335 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,520 - What, about us getting paid? - Yeah. 336 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,480 I mean, I just think it's kind of silly 337 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,200 that we have to be all excited. 338 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,760 - I know, right? - It's bullshit. 339 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,600 Exactly. I mean, you just cut straight to the chase, man. 340 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,410 - That's awesome. - (BELL DINGS) 341 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,000 (WHISPERS) A player gotta mob up with us for some scrill and bennies. 342 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,650 Well, what the fuck does that mean? 343 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,720 Uh, there's a bunch of us 344 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:19,600 that are organizing to get us paid more. 345 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,160 Get some benefits. 346 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,164 We could really use your energy to jump things off. 347 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,000 Yeah, look, I gotta get back to work, man. 348 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,640 Hey, man, look, I'm sorry I got you like this, 349 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,040 but obviously we can't talk here. 350 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,400 So, grab a drink later. It's on me. 351 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,562 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 352 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,400 CASSIUS: Hey, lady, how much? 353 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,720 (DETROIT LAUGHS) 354 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,960 - Okay. - SAL: So, we good? 355 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,531 - Yeah. - SAL: Alright. 356 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,804 - DETROIT: Hey. - What up? 357 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,800 - Who are you? - CASSIUS: That's Squeeze. 358 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,000 - Squeeze. - He works with us at RegalView. 359 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,280 Squeeze, Detroit. 360 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,680 - Detroit? That's cool. - Yeah. 361 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,763 My parents wanted me to have an American name. 362 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,080 SQUEEZE: Nice! 363 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,400 And Detroit is a brilliant visual and performance artist... 364 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,960 No, my art is not twirling signs. 365 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,800 ...who's about to open her first show. 366 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,600 (LAUGHS) Okay, "Mr. Embarrassing Intro Guy." 367 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,840 Squeeze, in high school, Cash was... 368 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,560 - (TIRES SCREECH) - Shit! 369 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,560 Stuck... brake. 370 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,641 (CLEARS THROAT) 371 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,600 Why do you always talk about what I did in high school? 372 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,800 I mean, like, look at our high school football team. 373 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,200 Literally. Look at 'em. 374 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,920 All they do is work at the home furniture store 375 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,840 and play football all day. 376 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,000 It's, like, they're stuck or something. 377 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,163 Man, what the hell you talkin' bout? I mean, they're friends. 378 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,809 Baby, can you please not talk about the sun exploding tonight? 379 00:19:58,920 --> 00:19:59,921 Okay. 380 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,360 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 381 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,160 CASSIUS: Yeah, but you know, I... I just... at the end of the day 382 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,760 I just don't want to be stuck in their position. 383 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,365 - (THUNDER CRASHES) - CASSIUS: Ah, shit. 384 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,680 D, wiper duty, please. 385 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,240 Come on, man. I never get wiper duty. 386 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,800 - You can wipe my ass, Sal. - (LAUGHTER) 387 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,320 Oh, really? With what? My tongue? 388 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,880 Well, shit, it might make your breath smell a little bit better. 389 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,200 - (LAUGHS) # Shitty breath, Sal # - # Sal # 390 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,250 - # Shitty breath, Sal # - SAL: Oh, God. 391 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,570 # The shittiest breath in Oakland # 392 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,522 (SAL GRUNTING, SPEAKS INDISCERNIBLY) 393 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,880 CASSIUS: Keeping turning, Troit. Turn. 394 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,160 REPORTER (ON TV): ...the fourth day of violent protests 395 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,760 at WorryFree headquarters. 396 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,920 Protesters say WorryFree's method 397 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,720 of lifetime labor contracts 398 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,680 is a new form of slavery. 399 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,000 WorryFree CEO Steve Lift 400 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,000 was interviewed on Oprah today. 401 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,360 No. Conclusively no. 402 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,320 Our workers do not sign contracts 403 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,720 under threats of physical violence 404 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,520 so, therefore, the comparison to slavery 405 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,280 is just ludicrous and offensive. 406 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,011 We're transforming life itself. 407 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,480 We're saving the economy. 408 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,244 I mean, we're... we're saving lives. 409 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,360 It's all highlighted in my book. I lay out the whole thing. 410 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,280 REPORTER (ON TV): Many of the violent protesters 411 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,160 are part of the "Left Eye Faction" 412 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,320 and are identifiable by the black mark under their left eye. 413 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,160 There's no employment for many people. 414 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,160 Even sweat shops have been replaced by WorryFree LiveWork Centers. 415 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,640 These places are prisons, 416 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,400 and we're packed in there like sardines, 417 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,160 fed cheap slop, and worked to the bone 14 hours a day. 418 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,160 AUDIENCE (ON TV): I Got the Shit Kicked Out of Me! 419 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,200 (MAN ON TV GRUNTS) 420 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,520 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 421 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,120 SAL: All I'm saying is if you don't cook the spaghetti 422 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,720 in the sauce with the cheese in it first, 423 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,320 - that's some white shit. - That's some bullshit man. 424 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,840 You don't get to decide what's black and what's white. 425 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,480 Well, that-that... but that's how black folks do it, man. 426 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,320 - No, nigga, I'm black. - We talked about that, man. 427 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,200 You kind of black, you Lionel-Richie black. 428 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,000 - (LAUGHS) - Look, I... I make my noodles, 429 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,240 then I put the sauce on, then... look it, 430 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,920 then I put a little, uh, Parmesan... 431 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,320 it doesn't even fucking matter, alright, 432 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,880 'cause pasta is from Italy. 433 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,960 Italians ain't white! 434 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,531 - Yes, they are, bro. - Yes, they are! 435 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,240 - (LAUGHS) - Since the fuck when? 436 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,600 Since the last 60 years, man. 437 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,840 Spaghetti is Chinese. 438 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,960 Speaking of white, I'm gonna make a toast. 439 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,280 - Come on. - SAL: A'ight. 440 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,487 CASSIUS: Okay. 441 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,210 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) 442 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,920 (WHITE VOICE) To my esteemed RegalView associates 443 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,560 whom I revere with great fervor... 444 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,920 What? 445 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,925 ...and to my alluring and phenomenally talented fiancée... 446 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,360 I'd like to dedicate this imbibing 447 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,280 of intoxicating elixirs. 448 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,160 Here's to becoming a Power Caller! 449 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,083 (ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 450 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,400 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 451 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,040 Cassius, how'd you do that? 452 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,600 (SIGHS, NORMAL VOICE) Old man at the jobby-job. 453 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,800 It's called the white voice. 454 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,720 I guess I'm... a natural at it. 455 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,960 That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit! 456 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,560 Dude, you sounded overdubbed. 457 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,211 Man, your white voice, man, it's fucking scary. 458 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,840 Yeah, I've never seen that shit before. 459 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,400 But I have heard about that Power Caller shit that you're talking about. 460 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,440 That's a scam. 461 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,931 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 462 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,560 "If you work hard enough as a fry cook, 463 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,720 maybe you can become a manager!" 464 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,320 Or... or "If you twirl that sign really well, 465 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,000 then maybe you can twirl a larger sign on a more glamorous corner." 466 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,920 No, I already have the best corner, 467 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,920 and the biggest sign, and the best word. "Off." 468 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,570 It is the anchor to the slogan. 469 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,600 - So... - So, what's the point then? 470 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,000 What you think, I'm just supposed to work, eat, fuck, sleep? 471 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,163 No, I'm... I'm not saying that. I'm saying what we need... 472 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,400 We need a union at RegalView. 473 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,080 That way, we all get paid. 474 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,720 (WHITE VOICE) Okay. Okay. Well said, broham. 475 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,370 I'm down. 476 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,640 - Hey, Cassius. - Hey, Serge. 477 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,680 Uh, look, I get paid Friday, so I'll have half your money by then. 478 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,240 Even if you had all the money, 479 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,240 your little four month's rent wouldn't help me. 480 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,760 I owe too much. 481 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,480 If I don't come up with a boatload of money 482 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,085 by next month... which I won't... 483 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,880 the bank is taking my shit. 484 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,485 You should find a new place. 485 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,880 Damn. 486 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,327 It's making my diabetes act up. 487 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,851 (CLICKS) 488 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,200 (SIGHS) 489 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,560 So, what you gonna do? 490 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,960 I've been talkin' to those WorryFree people. 491 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,240 They sent me a brochure. It don't sound that bad. 492 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,520 Three hots and a cot, like we used to say. 493 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,080 - Oh, hell no, Serge. Come on. - No, don't... don't do that. 494 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,651 Look, we'll figure something out. 495 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,680 Yes, I'm so sorry to bother you. 496 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,640 Yeah, well, let me tell you. I got a special for you. 497 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,280 (WHITE VOICE) Look, you bring a chick home to your apartment. 498 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,400 It's clean. It's stylish. 499 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,040 Of course, it is. She's already seen that 500 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,520 from the guy she was with two weeks ago. 501 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,280 And then her eyes move over 502 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,320 to those brown leather bad boys 503 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,449 from the Insight Encyclopedias, Intellectual Edition. 504 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,640 (BOTH LAUGH) 505 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,600 - It's fuck time! Do you know what I mean? - Yeah! 506 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,728 Yeah! Holla, holla, holla, holla, holla! 507 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,320 Oh, yeah? (LAUGHS) 508 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,360 Spin Doctors. Classic! 509 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,680 Tim, I want to chop it up more, 510 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,800 but I gotta get to my squash game. 511 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,880 Was that Visa or Mastercard? 512 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,167 - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) - (MUTTERS) God, this voice shit is crazy. 513 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,400 (BOTH LAUGH) 514 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,440 (NORMAL VOICE) Yeah! 515 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,160 - # Oh, yeah... # - Oh! 516 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,120 # All right # 517 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,320 Yeah! 518 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,480 - Yes! Tell that bitch "yes"! Yes! - Yes! 519 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,200 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 520 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,000 # All right, hell yeah... # 521 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,889 - (CASSIUS GRUNTS) - # That's tight # 522 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,200 # Hey # 523 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,480 Where's the wine at? 524 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,369 Power Calling all you motherfuckers! 525 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,720 I'm going to have you playing basketball in Pelican Bay! 526 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,320 Yeah! 527 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,920 Baby, yes! 528 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,200 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 529 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,280 - Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - (LAUGHING) 530 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,480 - Yes! - (GRUNTS) 531 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,846 (LAUGHS) 532 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,400 (MUSIC STOPS) 533 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,240 I...I should probably get back to work, man. 534 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,240 - (LAUGHS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 535 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,880 (WHISPERS) You're stoked, man! 536 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,240 You're doin' so fucking good with the voice thing. 537 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,560 But hit more contacts per hour. 538 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,040 Mm-hmm. 539 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:20,169 Oh. They're talkin' about you, bro. 540 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,040 You're on your way. 541 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,920 Pah! 542 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,367 To where, heaven? 543 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,440 Almost. 544 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,729 PC, baby. Power Caller. 545 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,365 Oh, uh... 546 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,520 - Did you hear what he just said? - Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man. 547 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,680 He told me the exact same shit three months ago. 548 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,364 Nice earrings. 549 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,529 Thanks. Made 'em myself. 550 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,287 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 551 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,800 # Copulation # 552 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,000 # An equation... # 553 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,605 (MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND) 554 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,400 What kind of world is it 555 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,528 when this is the most popular show in America? 556 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,760 They say 150 million people watch this every night. 557 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,046 Mmm. 558 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,920 LANGSTON: I, personally, love seeing 559 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,160 a muthafucka get beat down and humiliated. 560 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,360 (LAUGHS) 561 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,488 Makes... makes me feel warm inside. 562 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,120 I got the muthafucking T-shirt. 563 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,804 - SQUEEZE: Oh! - Check this. 564 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,120 - Oh! - (LAUGHS) 565 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,400 - I'm gonna go dance, man. - Alright. Yeah, motherfucka. 566 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,448 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 567 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,362 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! No. (CHUCKLES) 568 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,641 Give me the good stuff. 569 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,007 Give me the good stuff. 570 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,081 Yeah. 571 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,323 That's what I'm talking about. 572 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,720 So, why you ain't dancing' man? 573 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,080 Motherfucker, I'm too old for that shit. 574 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,560 (CHUCKLES) 575 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,240 Man look, what happened to just doing the muthafucking dog, 576 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,280 Umf-umf-umf-bow-wow. 577 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,440 You know I'm freakin, you know what I'm saying? 578 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,400 Shit, now you got to dislocate your muthafucking shoulder. 579 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,722 Damn, what the fuck I look like doin that shit? 580 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,960 You, uh... 581 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,566 Hey. Power Callers, right? 582 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,800 They make a shit ton of money, man. 583 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,920 I'm talking about, like, Benz, 584 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,209 and expensive house payment type of money. 585 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,040 How the fuck is that even possible? 586 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,680 If you selling the bullshit we selling, it's impossible. 587 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,640 But they not selling the bullshit we selling. 588 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,360 So, I guess comparing to what we doing 589 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,680 to what they're doing is like apples to oranges. 590 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,889 More like apples and the Holocaust. 591 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,040 Alright. Bye. 592 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,645 - (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 593 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,920 Don't look into the light. 594 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,320 Fuckin' asshole. 595 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,000 (BOTH LAUGH) 596 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,880 - What up bro? - What's up man? 597 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,720 - Good man. - Aw, that hurt. 598 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,211 It's all good. I've been telling 599 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,720 everybody how you've been kicking all types of ass at work. 600 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,280 Yea. I mean it's crazy. I'm finally... 601 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,760 feel like I'm good at something. 602 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,160 I'm feeling myself. 603 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,320 - Word. - I'm a fucking monster at this. 604 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,280 (BOTH GROWLING PLAYFULLY) 605 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,200 Man. That's awesome, man. 606 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,480 Fucking dope man. That's awesome. 607 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,164 Yeah... whoa! 608 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,880 - Hey, Sugar Foot. Hey. - Hey, Lovely. 609 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,160 - Can I get that? - Who invited you? 610 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,800 Who asked you? 611 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,520 I was hoping you'd pop up earlier. 612 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,000 I thought you were coming by. 613 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,481 Oh, to your gallery? I thought you said don't come. 614 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,760 Your friends were helping you out. 615 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,280 Baby, that's what I said. But don't listen to what I say. 616 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,560 Listen to what I want. 617 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,240 - I'm confused. - Yeah, I know you are. 618 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,160 But are you gonna pick me up on Friday? 619 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,163 - That's what I want. - Is cash green? 620 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,691 Yeah. Cash is green. 621 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,243 - Can I get a light? - SAL: No. 622 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,440 Those are nice earrings. 623 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,126 CASSIUS: Wait, baby. I didn't know you changed your earrings. 624 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,364 SAL: Detroit, I didn't know you made earrings of your ex-boyfriends. 625 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,640 (ALL CHUCKLING) 626 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,086 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 627 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,120 SQUEEZE: Alright, everybody. 628 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,440 This is a pretty amazing turnout. 629 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,640 I hope you guys all know that we're in this together. 630 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,440 That this is all of us, ride or die. 631 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,440 You know what today is? 632 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,160 Today is the warning shot. 633 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,924 Telling them that we stand united. 634 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,840 If we get this right today, 635 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,160 not only will it be our floor 636 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,880 but it will be every other floor in RegalView and beyond. 637 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,880 A twenty-minute work stoppage during prime calling time. 638 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,040 I'll give the call. Sal, what's the call? 639 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,080 Fuck you, pay me. 640 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,240 The other... other one. 641 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,240 Phones down. 642 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,200 Okay? 643 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,880 We hang up the phones. Put down our headsets. 644 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,883 Now, they're gonna single some of us out. 645 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,520 - Threaten our jobs. - Fuck that. 646 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,120 - Yes, fuck that. - LANGSTON: Fuck that. 647 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,400 - SAL: Fuck that. - MAN: Yeah, fuck. 648 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,640 We ride for anyone they try to fire. 649 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,280 We fight 650 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,400 because we make the profits and they don't share. 651 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,000 If we're gonna give them our day, 652 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,640 we need to have enough to cover our basic necessities. 653 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,688 - Human decency. - MAN: Yeah. 654 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,768 Is anyone not down? 655 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,600 Speak now. 656 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,364 Nah, fuck that, Squeeze! We're ready! 657 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,401 Hmm? 658 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,960 Yeah. Uh, one for all. All for one. 659 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,247 Yeah! I brought all types of weapons. 660 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,320 Alright, folks. Let's meet back here at 3:00 PM. Okay? 661 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,120 - Don't. It's not that serious. - SAL: Okay, alright cool. 662 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,770 SQUEEZE: It's like serious, but it's not that... 663 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:27,847 SAL: But I'm ready though. 664 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:28,962 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 665 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,491 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 666 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,640 CASSIUS (WHITE VOICE): Thanks, Mr. Goldberg. 667 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,320 As always, we'll be getting that out to you right away. 668 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,800 By the way... 669 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,122 SQUEEZE (SHOUTING): RegalView management... 670 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,488 you are hereby warned. 671 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,530 We will not be overlooked. 672 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,923 Fucking God... 673 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,520 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 674 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,603 Phones down! 675 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,882 JOHNNY: Fuck you! Fuck you! 676 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,881 MAN: And fuck you! 677 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,884 Fuck you, RegalView! 678 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,600 GROUP (CHANTING): Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView! 679 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,280 Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView! 680 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,200 Fuck you, RegalView! 681 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,880 Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView! 682 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,720 Fuck you, RegalView! 683 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,280 Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView! 684 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,920 Fuck you, RegalView! 685 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,520 Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView! 686 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,360 Fuck you, RegalView! 687 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,800 Fuck you, RegalView! 688 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,530 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 689 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,883 ## 690 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,880 MAN: Oh, man! 691 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,570 Out, out, out, out, out, out, out. 692 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,160 Alright, hey, look, 693 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,120 I know you're gonna threaten to fire me. 694 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,680 And go ahead whatever. I don't care anymore 695 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,160 cause we're gonna take this fuckin place... 696 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,083 (BOTH SNICKERING) 697 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,760 Pack up your shit and get out. 698 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,120 Well, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you! 699 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,480 - ANDERSON: What? No... - Fuck you! 700 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,240 - Fuck you! - No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green. 701 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,480 You're starting to sound a little paranoid here. 702 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,760 We're the bearers of good news. 703 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,967 Great news. 704 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,923 Great mothafuckin' news. 705 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,120 Great motherfucking news. 706 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,720 Power Caller. 707 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,920 - What the fuck... - ANDERSON: Yeah, we just got the call. 708 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,684 They think you're A-1 material. 709 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,040 You're going upstairs my compadre. 710 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,080 Yes. You are getting a promotion. 711 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,360 9:00 AM tomorrow morning. 712 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,800 - Do you have a suit? - Of course he does. 713 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:29,160 Powerful, young, strong, intelligent Power Caller. 714 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,200 - But, but they, um... - Oh, God. 715 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,920 They're gonna do what they're gonna do. 716 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,720 You're not going against their actions. 717 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,280 All their issues are down here. Not up there. 718 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,520 (CLICKING TONGUE) 719 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,920 ANDERSON: Two very different kinds of telemarketing. 720 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,527 But, but, oh, okay, um... 721 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,480 This is your moment. Don't waste it. 722 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,927 Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! 723 00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,321 Okay. 724 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,680 Maybe you're right. 725 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,120 JOHNNY: The big money. 726 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,640 The top fucking tier of telemarketing. 727 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:14,328 Making history with legends like Hal Jameson. 728 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,931 Bad ass. 729 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,167 (CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS) 730 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,240 (LAUGHING) 731 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,688 Oh, it's a really good batch, so I hope you like France. 732 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,400 You should have some. 733 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,640 (JOHNNY LAUGHS) 734 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,200 - Should I just drink it right now? - ANDERSON: Yes! 735 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,720 Oh, yes! 736 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,881 (LAUGHTER) 737 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,120 - Because we didn't have any cups. - Power Caller. 738 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,203 - Yeah! - Yes! 739 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,400 Power Caller, baby. 740 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,880 - JOHNNY: Power Caller, man! - ANDERSON: Power Caller! 741 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,200 Power Caller. Power Caller. 742 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,521 ## 743 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,206 (DIANA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 744 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,086 Wow, you really are ready, aren't you? 745 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,407 Hey, Ms. D. Yeah. 746 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,205 Wow, oh, okay, well let's do this, mu-tha-fuck-ah. 747 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,640 (CHUCKLES) 748 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,051 I've always wanted to say that. 749 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,520 Okay. 750 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,080 I would be remiss if I didn't bring up your pink shirt. 751 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,360 I think it's extraordinary and sexy. 752 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,920 You know, 35% of men who wear pink 753 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,120 are more likely to start a franchise. 754 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,840 - Is that so? - Yeah. 755 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,840 - Oh. - Wow. Damn. 756 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,680 - This is crazy. - Oh, I'm sorry. 757 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,364 So clumsy. 758 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,680 (BEEPING) 759 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,840 Almost done... 760 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,285 this job's crazy right? 761 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,570 Do you need help or something? 762 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,161 Okay. 763 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,082 It's very secure. It's very... 764 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,600 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Welcome, Power Caller. 765 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,360 Today is your day to dominate the world. 766 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,800 You are RegalView's elite brigade. 767 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,520 Take your place alongside legends like Hal Jameson. 768 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,762 You call the shots. 769 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,320 - What...? - (CHUCKLES) 770 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,480 You are in your sexual prime. 771 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,847 The top of the reproductive pile. 772 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,840 Alright, does it do that every time... 773 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,960 (USING WHITE VOICE) Welcome to the Power Calling Suite, Mr. Green. 774 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,040 White Voice at all times here. 775 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,965 (WHITE VOICE) Yes, I almost forgot. 776 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,051 Good luck. 777 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,880 Nice suit, by the way. 778 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,680 You've been selected, Mr. Green, 779 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,003 because you have the potential to be a great telemarketer. 780 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,360 The potential. 781 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,240 Do you know what we sell up here? 782 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,800 - Oh, I heard it's a... - Ah, we sell power. 783 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,600 Firepower. Manpower. 784 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,880 When U.S. weapons manufacturers sell arms to other countries 785 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,280 who do you think, Mr. Green, makes that call at the precisely perfect time? 786 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,567 Which is, of course, dinner. We do. 787 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,680 Before a drone drops a bomb 788 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,200 on an apartment building in Pakistan 789 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,040 who drops the bomb ass sales pitch 790 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,326 you may ask, Cassius? 791 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,800 We do. 792 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:48,480 Okay, so you said firepower, manpower? 793 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,320 WorryFree is our biggest client. 794 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,640 We help thousands of companies utilize WorryFree workers 795 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,451 to improve their efficiency. 796 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,280 So, wait, are you telling me you sell slave labor 797 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,720 to companies over the phone? 798 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,645 Hot damnit. You are a sharp one. 799 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,408 Hey, what the fuck are you doing? 800 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,210 Dave, stop him. 801 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,641 Shit! 802 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,080 Left Eye, bitches! 803 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,640 WorryFree has resuscitated America. 804 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,480 Workers live in space efficient dwellings 805 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,767 in the same facilities where production occurs. 806 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,920 They make anything and they make everything. 807 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,004 Lifetime contracts so no wages needed. 808 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,800 They make automobiles for what it used to cost to make bicycles. 809 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,640 (NORMAL VOICE) Okay, but see I don't know if I can... 810 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,520 Sugar on top, white voice. 811 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,160 Yeah, but what I'm saying is I don't know 812 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,680 if I'm gonna be able to s... sell... 813 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:06,920 (CHUCKLES) 814 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,525 Here's the starting salary. 815 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,881 Hmm? 816 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,360 (CHUCKLES IN WHITE VOICE) 817 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,280 (WHITE VOICE) Well, man, I'm gonna have to get me some new suits. 818 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,120 You'll be working here until late. 819 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,960 We need you in the mix right away. 820 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,041 (CHUCKLES) 821 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,604 (HORN HONKS) 822 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,240 Hey baby, what's your sign? 823 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,924 I haven't heard that one before. 824 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,120 Yo, that was crazy yesterday. 825 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,080 That was like that scene in Norma Rae. 826 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,760 You know, the one when she's like on the table. 827 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,001 Yeah, yeah. 828 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,771 Yeah, RegalView is scared shitless. We'll win. 829 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,846 Can I check that out? 830 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,441 Yeah. 831 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,685 Oh, okay. 832 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,041 (LAUGHING) 833 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,804 Okay. Bravo. 834 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,280 Where'd you learn how to do that? 835 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,441 Down in L.A. 836 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,720 We organized the first sign twirlers union there. 837 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,720 Oh, okay. 838 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,760 Is that what you do? 839 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,680 You just go from place to place stirring up trouble? 840 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,969 Trouble's already there. I just help folks fix it. 841 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,560 Yeah, that's what I do with my art too, you know. 842 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,080 Expose the bullshit. 843 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,600 - It's not exactly the same thing. - It's pretty much the same. 844 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,520 I haven't seen your stuff so I can't... 845 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,523 I'm not gonna show you my stuff. 846 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,003 So how does it work with, uh... 847 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,880 with you and Cassius? 848 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,529 You know, you sound like a radical. 849 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,761 He's... I don't know. 850 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,811 He's what? 851 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,006 (HORN HONKING) 852 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,720 He's real. 853 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,920 He's not that fake-ass bougie gallery world. 854 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,082 So, that's how it works. 855 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,287 Well, you're rubbing him off right. So... 856 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,091 He helped with the work stoppage. So... 857 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,248 Your fire is rubbing off on him. 858 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:23,367 I like it. 859 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,560 I'm going. 860 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,120 You look like you're done here if you need a ride. 861 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,727 Nah, Cash is on the way. But thank you. 862 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,845 Nice work. 863 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,720 (CAR HORN HONKS) 864 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,440 Hey girl. We gotta go! 865 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,560 Thank you. 866 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,641 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 867 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,520 You okay? 868 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,640 Yeah. 869 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,480 - Did you get into an accident? - No. 870 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,560 How about robbed or something else crazy like that. 871 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,840 So, I don't think you flaked and left me on a corner for an hour. 872 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,360 Yeah, I know. Look baby I was gonna talk to you about it earlier 873 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,560 but I didn't know if it would be a for sure thing or not. 874 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,840 But, as of today I'm a Power Caller. 875 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,082 Does that mean you can pay me back my $80? 876 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,360 (WHITE VOICE) Hell, yes, baby, of course I can. 877 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,523 Stop Cassius. Stop, it's freaky. 878 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,085 What do they sell? 879 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,560 Am I finally gonna be able to see your show? 880 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,400 Baby, this is beautiful. 881 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,040 And big. 882 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,451 Africa. 883 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,880 Oh, really, is that what this is? 884 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,680 Yeah, I mean they're big because they're Africa. 885 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,120 So, I added the sculptures from last year. 886 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,760 Oh, okay. Well, if nobody shows up 887 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,490 at least it'll look full. (CHUCKLES) 888 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,360 Can I... can I ask a question? 889 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,841 Why did you choose Africa? 890 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:47,400 (FADING) I wanted to talk about a life shaped by exploitation. 891 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,400 About fighting for a say in our own lives. 892 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,760 (MUFFLED) About how beauty, love, and laughter 893 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,000 thrive and flourish under almost any circumstances... 894 00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,286 (NORMAL VOICE) Right. 895 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,520 (MUFFLED) How Capitalism basically started 896 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,080 (NORMAL VOICE) by stealing labor from Africans 897 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,240 and about how you're nodding 898 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,640 like you're listening but you're not. 899 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,080 Oh, no sorry, baby. I was receiving that. 900 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,320 I was just had a long day and... 901 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,845 - it's work. - It's okay. 902 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,520 You really want to hit this? 903 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,727 Yes. 904 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,000 CASSIUS: Ah... yes, okay. I'm listening now. 905 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,280 Capitalism in Africa is booming. 906 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,120 Shh. I'm done talking. 907 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,680 I just want to marinate in this. 908 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,286 This is major for me, Cash. 909 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,680 What I want to do is I want to sit here, 910 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,600 hit this weed 911 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,683 and just be here. 912 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,520 SQUEEZE: Alright, guys. That felt good the other day, right? 913 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,960 - CROWD: Yes. - SAL: Yes. Good, man. 914 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,080 Like I've known y'all my whole life, you know. 915 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,000 Don't forget that. Okay? 916 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,083 Remember each other's faces. 917 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,160 SAL: Cassius? What's up man? Where you been? 918 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,640 What's up with the suit? 919 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,320 I got promoted. 920 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,080 What does that mean? Are you a manager now? 921 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,606 That means I'm a Power Caller now. 922 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:11,440 - About to be paid. - We're all trying to get fucking paid. 923 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,400 - SAL: Yeah. - But we're gonna do it as a team. 924 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,447 Are you on the team? 925 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,000 Yeah, I guess I'm still on your little team 926 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,800 but I'm playing from the bench. 927 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,520 The bench where you sit and get your bills paid. 928 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,720 You know my uncle is about to lose his house. 929 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,800 Cash, I'm sorry about your uncle, man, 930 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,160 but that don't mean sell out. 931 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,129 I'm not selling y'all out. 932 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,640 My success has nothing to do with you, alright. 933 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,320 You just keep doing whatever it is 934 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,440 that you're fucking doing and I'll root for you. 935 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,520 From the sidelines. 936 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,887 And try not to laugh at that stupid ass smirk on your face. 937 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,240 We don't need this. 938 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,000 - Are you doing alright? - Yeah, I'm doing good. 939 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,480 - How you doing? - Fantastic. 940 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,480 - Fantastic? - I hope you have a good day. 941 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,880 I hope you have a better week. 942 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,280 I hope your month is full of successful days. 943 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,760 And a lot of great ventures. I hope you just come up, brother. 944 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,440 I hope your whole fucking year is spectacular. 945 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,240 - Oh, you hope my year is spectacular? - Yeah. 946 00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,800 You got something you want to say to me? 947 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,689 You got something you want to say? 948 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,760 - You smell great. - You smell great. What is that? 949 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,440 Burberry. What you got on? 950 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,400 - I forgot. It's just deodorant. - Smells expensive. Okay. 951 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,680 - Yeah. Good. - We smelling good. 952 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,360 Some smelling good brothers out here. 953 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,120 You're an awesome man and I appreciate you. 954 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,320 - I hope you find yourself. - Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks. 955 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,440 - You want to get drinks? - Yeah! 956 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,080 - SAL: How many drinks? - CASSIUS: Two. Three. 957 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,400 - Three? Five? - Four! Five! 958 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,760 - Six? Eight? - Seven! Nine! 959 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,040 - Ten? On me? - All of them! 960 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,240 It's on me, no, it's on me now! 961 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,600 - It's on you? - Yeah, it's on me now. 962 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,840 - Alright. Alright! - Yeah, it's on me! 963 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,490 - It's on you now. - LANGSTON: Now! 964 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:33,881 Walk! 965 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:38,641 (BEEPING) 966 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:42,961 (MUZAK PLAYING) 967 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,481 (GEARS WHIRRING) 968 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,520 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Greetings, Cassius Green. 969 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,040 I hope you did not masturbate today. 970 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,720 We need you sharp and ready to go. 971 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,200 I detect the pheromones percolating out of your pores. 972 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,000 They say to others around you: 973 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,240 "Hold my penis while I piss on your underestimated expectations." 974 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,200 Mr. Green, I am a computer 975 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,728 but I wish I had hands to caress your muscular brain. 976 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,640 Cassius Green, you've been assigned a WorryFree campaign. 977 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:23,760 Brush up on that Chapter Six stuff. 978 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,649 CASSIUS (WHITE VOICE): Excuse me. 979 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,960 And give them that radiant voice of yours 980 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,840 in the next half hour. 981 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,120 2:00 PM. 982 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,760 Almost breakfast time in Japan. 983 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,128 Oh, okay. Ah, doodily doodily doodily doo. 984 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,880 - Moshi moshi. - Mr. Son. 985 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,000 Cassius Green of WorryFree calling. Sorry to bother you. 986 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,447 I'm calling about who is assembling your phone. 987 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,449 Now I know they're being made in China. 988 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,720 I'm a big fan of yours. 989 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,680 I've been following you since you were with Takashi. 990 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,680 I cheered literally when I found out you acquired Tanrio, 991 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,560 which is why I'm calling you and not Phonarolla. 992 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,641 Mm-hmm. 993 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,440 (WATER SPRAYING) 994 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,480 Our team of dedicated workers 995 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,200 will make twice as many phones at half the cost. 996 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,240 You'll double up your market share 997 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,480 over these bastards. 998 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,040 (CHUCKLES) 999 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,281 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1000 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,400 Power Callers, our very own Cassius Green 1001 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,280 just made our client, WorryFree, 1002 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,880 upwards of ten million dollars 1003 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,680 in one call on his first day, none the less. 1004 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,570 - Oh, it's not that much. - Indeed one for the history books. 1005 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,091 - Cheers! - (CHEERING) 1006 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,840 Excuse me for a second. 1007 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,480 What can I do for you, chum? 1008 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,720 Yes, I have a question. 1009 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,040 I've just achieved a sort of miraculous financial endeavor. 1010 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,120 I'm also in a financial bind. 1011 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,280 (NORMAL VOICE) I'm gonna need a cash advance. 1012 00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,361 Hmm. 1013 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,364 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1014 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,921 (BELLS TOLLING) 1015 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,961 (YAWNS) 1016 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:34,880 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 1017 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,600 This is where the magic happens, baby. 1018 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,280 ANNOUNCER: MTV spots WorryFree edition. 1019 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,045 Hole puncher Jim Ellman. 1020 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,810 - (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) - (GOOFY MUSIC) 1021 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,800 REPORTER: This was the scene yesterday 1022 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,120 at the RegalView telemarketer's strike. 1023 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,120 The striking RegalView workers 1024 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,440 are joined by other telemarketers, 1025 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,240 phone operators and university students 1026 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,924 from all over the area. 1027 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,240 After a long day of hearty-ass work, 1028 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,640 you feel me? 1029 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,000 We ready to eat. 1030 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,162 This is where we get our grub on. 1031 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,200 Mm-mm! 1032 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,407 Yum. 1033 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,920 Swimming through the vat of hyena urine 1034 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,604 is not as bad as it sounds! 1035 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,960 What do we want!? 1036 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,240 We want enough money to pay our rent! 1037 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,840 CROWD: Yeah! Yeah! 1038 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:38,200 We want enough money to not eat Cup 'O Noodles every night! 1039 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,247 CROWD: Yeah! Yeah! 1040 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,320 I'm so sick of Cup 'O Noodles! 1041 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,720 SQUEEZE (ON TV): We want to be able to go see our doctor 1042 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,720 when we get drunk one night! 1043 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,800 CROWD: Yeah! Yeah! 1044 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:51,931 When we hook up with someone without using any protection! 1045 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,760 Okay. Okay, yeah! 1046 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:58,120 And we think we might have contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea! 1047 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,080 Or any one of those crazy STDs that you've never heard of 1048 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,120 that you find on Self-Diagnosis.com! 1049 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,406 (CROWD MURMURING) 1050 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,240 Fuck RegalView! 1051 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,560 (CROWD CHEERING) 1052 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,971 Fuck RegalView! 1053 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,760 CROWD (CHANTING): Fuck RegalView! Fuck RegalView! 1054 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,360 Fuck RegalView! 1055 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,960 Fuck RegalView! Fuck RegalView! 1056 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,640 SAL: And fuck chlamydia, too. 1057 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,960 REPORTER: Although strikers have kept most replacement workers 1058 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,480 from breaking the strike 1059 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:34,520 every morning, Stackwater security agents successfully escort 1060 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,160 RegalView's elite Power Callers into the building. 1061 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,810 For more on the RegalView strike, 1062 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,480 let's go to the studio. 1063 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,847 This is Ken Bagget. Chanel 3 news. 1064 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:45,881 (TV TURNS OFF) 1065 00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,080 (WHITE VOICE) Hey baby. Good morning. 1066 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,960 No. Please, no. 1067 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,200 Stop with that stupid voice, Cassius. 1068 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,000 (CLEARS THROAT) 1069 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,606 (NORMAL VOICE) Didn't even realize I was doing it. 1070 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,484 That's a problem, you know. 1071 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:06,641 Sorry. 1072 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,365 How long you been up? 1073 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,481 I'm not up. 1074 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,640 But I saw your TV debut. 1075 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:22,290 Oh, shit. 1076 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,361 (GROANS) 1077 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,603 - Cash, baby... - Can we not. Please. 1078 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:31,280 Look, I quit when the strike jumped off 1079 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,840 because being with you made it awkward for me. But... 1080 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,800 Cassius! 1081 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,000 You abandoned your friends. 1082 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,520 Baby, look, I thought they'd do a couple of stoppages and... 1083 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,160 It's one thing to take the promotion, 1084 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,120 but now you're a full out scab. 1085 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,203 Come on, baby, the Power Callers ain't on strike! 1086 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,080 No, but they should be. 1087 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,200 I'm so tired of talking to you about this. 1088 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:51,560 You are crossing the picket line. 1089 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,800 I can't ride with you. 1090 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,560 Oh, you can't ride with me now! 1091 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,160 But you was riding with me all around Oakland. 1092 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,800 Alright, fine. Well, no more. 1093 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,320 Baby, what are you asking me to do? 1094 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,280 Are you asking me to quit the fattest job I ever had? 1095 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,880 But Cassius, it's not fat! 1096 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,327 It is morally emaciated. 1097 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,240 You sell fucking slave labor, Cassius! 1098 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,000 What the fuck isn't slave labor? 1099 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,280 Oh, my God! Side-stepping. 1100 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,840 You side-step more than the fucking Temptations. 1101 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,720 You know what, fuck you, man! 1102 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,840 Fuck you, alright! 1103 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,160 Fuck you 'cause I'm doing something 1104 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,321 that I'm really fucking good at. 1105 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,920 I'm really good at it and I'm important. 1106 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,160 I'm making shit happen. 1107 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:28,520 And you don't appreciate the shit 1108 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,720 cause you already fucking had it. 1109 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,560 And you're talking to me about slave labor? 1110 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,440 What is Squeeze and them gonna do about slave labor? 1111 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,840 What does Squeeze have to do with this? 1112 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:35,967 They ain't gonna do shit. 1113 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,440 And you ain't gonna do shit neither 1114 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,080 by selling fucking art to rich people. 1115 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,321 Fuck it. 1116 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,730 Gimme the damn covers! 1117 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,200 - What you doing? - Taking them. 1118 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,560 - I'm cold. - I'm not playing Cassius. 1119 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,440 - You're being greedy. - Don't play with me, Cassius. 1120 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,808 You don't even need all those covers. It's not necessary. 1121 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,561 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1122 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,440 The whole reason I went to work for RegalView 1123 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,488 was to make myself more interesting to you. 1124 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,931 Cassius, the old you was way more interesting. 1125 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,600 If you go to work today at RegalView 1126 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,966 crossing the picket line... 1127 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,644 we're done. 1128 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:30,802 (CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY) 1129 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,448 Elbows and assholes, people! Let's go! 1130 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,160 Chisels or dynamite, Cassius. You pick. 1131 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,120 (WHITE VOICE) Yeah, agreed. I just have to follow up 1132 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,565 on this lead I've been working on. 1133 00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,840 This motherfucker right here... 1134 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,200 is on fire! 1135 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,600 Let's give it up for the boy wonder! 1136 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,680 Huzzah! 1137 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,680 Yeah, yeah! Some for the homeys. 1138 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,120 And some for me! 1139 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,440 Bag them, tag them, rag them! 1140 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,040 I trained her. I trained her. 1141 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:19,200 - We hunted mammoths! - Yeah! 1142 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,921 MANAGER: Douse him. Douse our winner with champagne. 1143 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:27,801 ## 1144 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,560 CROWD (CHANTING): Scabs won't pass! 1145 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,320 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1146 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,080 Scabs won't pass! 1147 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,731 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1148 00:58:58,880 --> 00:58:59,881 Move! 1149 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,761 OFFICER: I said get back! 1150 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,840 WOMAN: Have a cola and smile, bitch! 1151 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,640 (CROWD SHOUTING, INDISTINCT) 1152 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:11,721 (SCREAMS) 1153 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,680 CASSIUS (WHITE VOICE): Thank you very much, Miss Welcrott. 1154 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,880 I'll talk to you soon. Mm-hmm. 1155 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,166 Okay, bye. 1156 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:23,160 You, my friend, 1157 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:27,280 you are the best decision I've made in quite a long time. 1158 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,760 I have to pat myself on the ass for that. 1159 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,520 Thank you, Mister (BEEP). 1160 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,600 Feels good to be appreciated. 1161 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,684 Don't call me Mr. (BEEP), Cassius. 1162 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,200 Call me (BEEP). 1163 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,200 Million-dollar question for you, Cassius. 1164 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,720 Do you like to party? 1165 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,120 I like parties. 1166 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,600 What are you doing tonight? 1167 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,160 Oh, I got this thing. 1168 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,160 Well my girlfriend, ex-girlfriend... 1169 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:51,321 Fudge all that. 1170 00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,760 Hmm! 1171 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,840 Steve Lift is throwing his yearly party. 1172 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,360 Wants to see our new star there. 1173 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,880 Wants to talk to you, Cassius. 1174 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,724 I have been waiting years for this invite. 1175 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,040 Even Jay and Bey can't get this invite. 1176 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,400 (CHUCKLES) 1177 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,000 Hell yeah. I just got to do this other thing. 1178 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,600 You go to your other thing. 1179 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,251 And I'll be there waiting. Pick you up. 1180 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,763 This is the kind of party that could change your life. 1181 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,163 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1182 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,520 DETROIT (WHITE VOICE): Beauty, love, and laughter, 1183 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:44,920 must be stimulated to thrive and flourish under almost any circumstances... 1184 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,560 I realize you were asking about specific... that one. 1185 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,405 Yes, that's interesting. 1186 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,847 You know what, will you please excuse me just one minute? 1187 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,081 (SIGHS) 1188 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,480 - Hey. - (NORMAL VOICE) Hey. 1189 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,840 I wouldn't miss this for the world, you know. 1190 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,520 It's beautiful. 1191 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,560 - You're beautiful. - Cash... 1192 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:18,920 I love you too... 1193 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,560 but I can't hang with what I see in you now. 1194 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,240 What happened to your head? 1195 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,320 Oh, um... 1196 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,840 It's nothing. I was just shaving... 1197 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,520 Alright, I have to go get ready for my performance. 1198 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,440 You should really stay and see it, okay? 1199 01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,320 Okay, but I can only stay for a little while, baby, 1200 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,640 cause there's this party I got to get back to. It's important. 1201 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,280 A slave auctioneers party? 1202 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,040 - Hey. - Yo, what's up? 1203 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,200 DETROIT: Thank you for coming. 1204 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:44,480 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 1205 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,360 You always know just what to say, huh? 1206 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,280 I literally just said that. 1207 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,680 I hope you stay. 1208 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,320 Yo, is the reason why you don't call me no more 1209 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:56,400 is cause you sell out or cause you're just a star? 1210 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,960 What are you talking about? 1211 01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,724 Eleven million views, man! 1212 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,120 What the fuck? 1213 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,123 SAL: You're like the Ariana Grande of disloyal niggas. 1214 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,600 Have a cola and smile, bitch! 1215 01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:07,681 (CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS) 1216 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,520 You could really help us out right now. 1217 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,480 We got them by the balls, but they're holding out. 1218 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,520 We got the info on how much this is costing them. 1219 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:20,240 You flipping sides could turn the tide. 1220 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,721 Don't be the leaf that floats down the river. 1221 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,524 Be the stone that splits the stream. 1222 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,240 Is that Tupac? 1223 01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:28,321 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 1224 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,600 (WHITE VOICE) Welcome, friends! Gather around, 1225 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,364 form a semi-circle. 1226 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:46,560 Tonight, we will have a transformative experience. 1227 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,320 In those containers, 1228 01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,680 there are broken cell phones, used bullet casings, 1229 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,160 and water balloons filled with sheep's blood. 1230 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,891 Cellphones can only work with the mineral Coltan, 1231 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,600 which is found in Africa's Congo. 1232 01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:02,960 The profit involved in this has created hardship and wars. 1233 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,840 I will stand here. 1234 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,400 If you feel so moved, 1235 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,080 you may throw the items in the containers at me. 1236 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,760 While I'm standing here, 1237 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,360 I will be reciting excerpts 1238 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:17,680 from the timeless Motown-produced movie entitled 1239 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,160 "The Last Dragon". 1240 01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:22,880 I'll recite those lines Angela says to Eddie Arcadian 1241 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,963 as she leaves him. 1242 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,287 Let's begin. 1243 01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,520 "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 1244 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:43,200 "You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole 1245 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,600 "with dreams of ruling the world. 1246 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:48,840 "Yeah, and also from Kew Gardens. 1247 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:53,080 And also getting by on my tits." 1248 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,161 WOMAN: Bravo! 1249 01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,241 (APPLAUSE) 1250 01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,520 "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 1251 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:05,400 "You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole 1252 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,520 "with dreams of ruling the world. 1253 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,125 "And also from Kew Gardens. 1254 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:12,608 And also getting by on my tits." 1255 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:15,841 (CROWD CHEERS) 1256 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:22,080 "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 1257 01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,640 "You're nothing but a mis... 1258 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:28,520 "misguided midget asshole 1259 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,920 "with dreams of ruling the world. 1260 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,000 "Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. 1261 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,320 And also getting by on my tits." 1262 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,640 CASSIUS: Hey, hey, hey! Stop! 1263 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,080 What the fuck is this? 1264 01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,840 Why would you subject yourself to this? 1265 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,160 (NORMAL VOICE) It's a part of the show, Cassius. 1266 01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,208 You of all people should understand, right? 1267 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,480 - Stick to the script. - No. 1268 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,131 Don't you have a party to get to, Cash? 1269 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,241 Go! 1270 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,244 Go, Cash. 1271 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,289 (WHITE VOICE) Let's begin again. 1272 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,642 "And in the end, Eddie..." 1273 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:15,202 (SNORTING) 1274 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,530 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 1275 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,520 Well, I guess you're all wondering 1276 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,727 why I've called this meeting! 1277 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:37,801 (LOUD CHEERS) 1278 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,847 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1279 01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:45,680 Hey. Hey. 1280 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,360 Fucking sexy chocolate motherfucker! 1281 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:49,440 (LAUGHING) 1282 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,880 - Oh, yes! - Cool guy. 1283 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,160 - You're coming with me. - You're a cool guy. 1284 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,880 I know you're loving the new digs. 1285 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,725 Or even better, I'm digging the new loves. 1286 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,400 Stick around because... 1287 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,640 I think a lot of these bitches 1288 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,040 are gonna be getting naked later. 1289 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,600 You know, I mean, your parties are the stuff of folklore. 1290 01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:07,640 You got to meet the man of the hour though. 1291 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,120 (WHITE VOICE) Hey Cassius Green. It's a pleasure to meet you. 1292 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,120 An honor even, sir. 1293 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,240 It's okay, he's friendly. He's friendly. 1294 01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,720 Oh, yeah, how you doing man? You alright? 1295 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:17,040 I'm really well, thank you. 1296 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,360 Thank you for inviting us, Mr. Lift. It's amazing. 1297 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,720 Just don't call me "Mister." 1298 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,120 Oh, uh... Steve. 1299 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,725 I never said "Steve." 1300 01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:28,681 Sir. 1301 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,320 - I'm fucking kidding with you, man. - Ow! Ow! 1302 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,960 You can call me whatever you want, 1303 01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,610 you keep closing those deals. 1304 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,600 - (CHUCKLES) - You must be like a fucking genius. 1305 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:41,960 I'd love to pick your brain 1306 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,840 because we need people like you at WorryFree. 1307 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,651 People who can comprehend the big picture, you know? 1308 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,920 It's people like you that are gonna save this nation. 1309 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,160 I mean look don't get me wrong; 1310 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,840 we still need the workers to do the work. 1311 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,040 Per se. 1312 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,680 But we also need people like you. 1313 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,046 People that can be trusted. 1314 01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:01,520 People that can analyze the challenge and adapt. 1315 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,603 Like a cunning racoon. 1316 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,480 Like a snake. 1317 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,005 Or like a tardigrade! 1318 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,201 Thanks... 1319 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,568 Go, I'll lock up. 1320 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:20,726 WOMAN: Great performance tonight, D! 1321 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,840 I told you, you didn't have to do that. 1322 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,002 No, it's my pleasure. It was good. 1323 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,001 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1324 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,484 So, you gonna tell me what you thought about the show now? 1325 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,362 It was, uh... 1326 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,160 fiery. 1327 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,400 Fiery? What the fuck? 1328 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,920 That's what you thought? That's it? 1329 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,040 It was fiery. It was great. 1330 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,521 Alright. Shh, you can tell me later. 1331 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,800 So now, I gotta climb over the side of this overturned jeep 1332 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,160 cause I got to pry the AK out 1333 01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,760 from under the crushed bloody body 1334 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,320 of my now inconveniently deceased guide, right? 1335 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,120 And just as I get this thing out I spin around. 1336 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,880 And this fucking thing starts to charge and it got a... 1337 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,405 (IMITATES MACHINE GUN FIRE) 1338 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:14,520 Fucker took two mags to the head. 1339 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,965 Turned that bitch into a trophy. 1340 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,840 What about you, Cash? 1341 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,000 You ever had to bust a cap in anybody's ass? 1342 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,400 (LAUGHING) 1343 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:25,840 - Green, no... - Shut the fuck up, (BEEP)! 1344 01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,800 I'm talking to the man of the hour here. 1345 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,245 Come on man, have a seat. 1346 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:31,841 Come on. 1347 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:36,040 I want to hear about some of that Oakland gangster shit, man. 1348 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,040 - Oaktown. - Just right here? 1349 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,645 - Just sit down? - Yeah. 1350 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,760 Well... 1351 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:46,960 Luckily, I have not had to put a cap in anyone's ass. 1352 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,680 Or head or anything. 1353 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:52,367 So, I don't have any cool stories, sorry. 1354 01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:56,246 Alright, well I mean give us something. Right? 1355 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,170 These boring cunts are at every single one of my parties. 1356 01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,800 You're different, man. Make an impression. 1357 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:03,480 At least take off the white voice. 1358 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,560 And I know you can bust a rap, right? 1359 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,120 (NORMAL VOICE) No, actually I can't. 1360 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,600 Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit. 1361 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,680 I can't, man. 1362 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,680 I mean I can listen to rap, well, but I just can't rap. 1363 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,080 It's actually embarrassing. 1364 01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,440 I don't know. I think he's lying. 1365 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,680 I think you can rap. 1366 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,360 I think you should rap. 1367 01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:20,120 Rap, rap, rap... 1368 01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:23,440 CROWD (CHANTING): Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. 1369 01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:25,200 Rap, rap, rap. 1370 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,720 Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. 1371 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,404 Rap, rap, rap. 1372 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,840 Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. 1373 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:34,921 ## 1374 01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,882 # My name is Cash. I like to... # 1375 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,001 Smash! 1376 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,965 # I come from the land of dope # 1377 01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,883 # Somebody got something to smoke? # 1378 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,280 # Nigger shit. Nigger shit # 1379 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,600 # Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1380 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:12,920 # Nigger shit. Nigger shit # 1381 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,240 # Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1382 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:15,640 CROWD: # Nigger shit. Nigger shit # 1383 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:16,880 # Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1384 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,400 - # Nigger shit. Nigger shit # - CASSIUS: Yeah! 1385 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:19,480 # Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1386 01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,040 # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1387 01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,720 # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1388 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,400 CROWD: # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1389 01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,960 # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1390 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,600 # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1391 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,280 # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1392 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,920 CROWD: # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1393 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,520 # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1394 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,011 CASSIUS: # Nigger shit. Nigger shit # 1395 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,400 CROWD: # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1396 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:51,440 # Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger shit # 1397 01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:52,885 (CROWD CHEERING) 1398 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,291 (LIGHT PIANO MUSIC) 1399 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,441 (MOANING) 1400 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,440 (NORMAL VOICE) Go through that big ass foyer. 1401 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,200 Go through the door next to the stairs. 1402 01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,886 Go down the other stairs. Hang a left. 1403 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,120 Go to the end of the hallway. 1404 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,600 Then make a right. 1405 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,762 You'll see it. 1406 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,040 Big magenta colored doors at the end of the hall. 1407 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,480 Steve Lift will be waiting for you. 1408 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,561 He wants you in there. 1409 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:14,640 Look here, young blood. We don't cry about the shit that should be. 1410 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,000 We just thrive on what is and what is... 1411 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:18,366 opportunity. 1412 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,684 This could be big, Cassius. 1413 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,282 Don't do that thing. 1414 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,767 - What thing? - That thing where you fuck it up. 1415 01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,000 Clean yourself up. 1416 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,080 ## 1417 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,931 (LAUGHING) 1418 01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,121 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 1419 01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:11,565 (EERIE MUSIC) 1420 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,761 Heads up. 1421 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,084 This place is fucking nuts, man. 1422 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,043 Thank you. I will accept your backhanded compliment. 1423 01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,811 Please. Take a seat, Mr. Cassius Green. 1424 01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:06,000 - How's your head, you alright? - No, it's perfect. 1425 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:08,480 Well, here, in this lair 1426 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,080 we do no line before its time. 1427 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,240 And for you, my friend, it is time. 1428 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,920 Cause you are rolling with the big dogs now. 1429 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,411 Fuck it! 1430 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:30,120 Fuck! It's strong, man! 1431 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,480 Oh, yeah. I have a proposition for you, Cash. 1432 01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:36,800 And I want to listen to your proposition, Stevie. 1433 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:40,720 I want you at WorryFree. 1434 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,680 I see something in you. 1435 01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:44,280 I think that you are more 1436 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:45,960 than just the world's greatest telemarketer 1437 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:47,440 since Hal Jameson. 1438 01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,520 You know what that's very interesting. 1439 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:50,560 Boring, though. 1440 01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,440 I want to talk about the dollars 1441 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,000 and zeros and the commas and shit. 1442 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,720 Cocky. I like it. 1443 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,520 Watch this little video proposal we put together 1444 01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,200 and you'll understand everything. Alright? 1445 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:00,520 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 1446 01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,720 You know, I kind of got to piss. 1447 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,200 So, could we, like, kind of watch this 1448 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:09,560 after I get back from the bathroom? 1449 01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:10,641 No. 1450 01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,640 Hella gotta piss, man. 1451 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,400 Okay fine. Out the door, 1452 01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:21,320 halfway down the hallway, jade door. 1453 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:22,561 Jade door, okay. 1454 01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:37,407 Okay... 1455 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,121 Wow... 1456 01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,161 Alright... 1457 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,200 Serious? 1458 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:49,486 One stall. 1459 01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:53,760 Hey, you on your way in or out, man? 1460 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,171 Can you help me? 1461 01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,320 No. No, I can't. Sorry. 1462 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,600 Please. Could you help me? 1463 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:05,650 Fucked up, man. I'm really hurt. 1464 01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:12,043 Oh, shit. Okay. 1465 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:14,885 Just hold on, man. 1466 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:17,921 ## 1467 01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:24,800 - Please... help me. - Fuck! 1468 01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,840 Help me! Help me! 1469 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:28,921 (SCREAMING NEIGH) 1470 01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:35,360 No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't touch me. 1471 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:37,602 - Help us! - Help me! 1472 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:40,481 (SHOUTING, INDISTINCTLY) 1473 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,240 Hey, dumb fuck! 1474 01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:47,721 - What the fuck, man! - (GUN COCKS) 1475 01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,800 - I said the jade door. - That is the jade door. 1476 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,040 No, that's an olive door. 1477 01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:54,400 That's very clearly an olive door. 1478 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:55,600 That's a jade door. 1479 01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:57,400 Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here. 1480 01:16:57,480 --> 01:17:00,643 Okay, calm, calm. This is a big misunderstanding. Okay? 1481 01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:02,280 Let's just take a deep breath and calm down. 1482 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:03,480 We're gonna go back to my office. 1483 01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,080 I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright? 1484 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,360 Wait, do you still have to pee? 1485 01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:08,360 I mean, I pissed on myself, man. 1486 01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:10,280 So, no I don't have to pee. 1487 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:11,840 Look, I got to get the fuck out of here. 1488 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,001 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1489 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:16,800 Here's the deal. 1490 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,120 I can't let you leave without explaining everything. Alright? 1491 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:21,520 And if you'd even seen the video 1492 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,520 before you went in there you wouldn't even be scared. 1493 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,967 What the fuck was that thing in there, man? 1494 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,241 It's... 1495 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,440 the video is gonna show you everything. 1496 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:34,726 Don't worry about it. 1497 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:38,491 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) 1498 01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,201 STEVE: There's a lot of production value in this. 1499 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:49,121 (CHIRPING) 1500 01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:56,720 NARRATOR (ON TV): Since the dawn of time, 1501 01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,720 or least since before anyone cares to remember, 1502 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:02,121 we have used our wits to survive. 1503 01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:06,720 But what has allowed us to thrive 1504 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:09,080 was our use of tools. 1505 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:11,288 A natural development. 1506 01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:16,000 But what are tools 1507 01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:18,000 if not extensions of the appendages 1508 01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:19,241 with which we were born? 1509 01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,686 Humans have modified ourselves throughout history. 1510 01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:27,920 - We train ourselves to fight. - (GROANS) 1511 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,960 - We work out. - (MAN GROANS) 1512 01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,600 We study. 1513 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,160 WorryFree is carrying forward this lineage 1514 01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:37,642 of natural developments that began in prehistoric times. 1515 01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:44,650 We realize that human labor has its limitations. 1516 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,840 And, so, our scientists have discovered a way. 1517 01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:54,080 A chemical change to make humans stronger, 1518 01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:56,120 more obedient, more durable 1519 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,480 and therefore more efficient and profitable. 1520 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:02,240 We are proud to announce to our shareholders 1521 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:07,000 that a new day in human productivity is dawning. 1522 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,040 Our workforce of Equisapiens 1523 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,120 will make WorryFree 1524 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:13,443 the most profitable company in human history. 1525 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,560 And you, our shareholders, 1526 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,080 will be a part of that history. 1527 01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:22,080 See? It's all just a big misunderstanding. 1528 01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:25,360 This ain't no fucking misunderstanding, man! 1529 01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:29,680 So, you making half-human, half-horse fucking things 1530 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,160 so you can make more money? 1531 01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:32,480 Yeah, basically. 1532 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:35,120 I just didn't want you to think I was crazy. 1533 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,560 That I was doing this for no reason. 1534 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:39,000 Because this isn't irrational. 1535 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,480 Oh. 1536 01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:41,766 Cool. Alright. 1537 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,120 Cool. No, I understand. 1538 01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:44,920 I just... I just got to leave now, man. 1539 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,920 So, please get the fuck out of my way. 1540 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,040 We haven't finished the movie. 1541 01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:49,480 Call me about that next week, please. 1542 01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:51,080 And then we'll talk about it. 1543 01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,200 Sit in that chair 1544 01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:55,240 and we're gonna watch this movie. 1545 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:57,084 And then I'm gonna make you a proposal. 1546 01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,566 - Come on. - (PATTING CHAIR) 1547 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:04,886 (MUSIC PLAYS ON TV) 1548 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:07,880 NARRATOR (ON TV): Our worker modification process 1549 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,803 is simple and rather quick. 1550 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,888 It works for 70% of humans 1551 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,003 who take the fusing catalyst. 1552 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:33,527 (EERIE MUSIC) 1553 01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:36,840 STEVE: And, see, this is how we begin 1554 01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:38,120 the process of the transformation. 1555 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,407 They take what's called the fusing catalyst. And what happens is... 1556 01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,240 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, man. 1557 01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:45,160 What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh? 1558 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,000 What the... what the fuck was that? 1559 01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:48,400 - Wait, what? - What did I snort?! 1560 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:49,720 Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high. 1561 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,720 You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait. 1562 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,440 No, I don't give a fuck about that anymore, alright? 1563 01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:55,760 I don't give a fuck about that shit. 1564 01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,080 If you had me snort some shit 1565 01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,320 that's gonna have me mutated, man, 1566 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,040 I want you to fucking shoot me! 1567 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:03,400 Cash. What you snorted was 100% Peruvian, man. 1568 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:05,200 I need you to be a little bit more particular, man. 1569 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:08,080 You know, they got fucking horses in Peru, probably. 1570 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:11,040 - Motherfucker! - You're gonna get semantic on me? 1571 01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:12,200 No, I'm not getting semantic. 1572 01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:13,680 You're the one that's being semantic 1573 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:15,480 if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%. 1574 01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:17,040 Fuck that. It doesn't even matter. 1575 01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,360 Was it coke? Was it not coke? 1576 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:21,200 - What was it? - Cash. It was coke. 1577 01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:23,280 Calm down, man. 1578 01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,080 You're... I wouldn't just give you 1579 01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:26,760 the fusing catalyst without telling you. 1580 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,080 I'm not evil. Okay? 1581 01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:30,600 The reason you're not high 1582 01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,440 is because your adrenaline is pumping so hard right now 1583 01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:34,960 that to be perfectly honest 1584 01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,840 you're starting to harsh both of our mellows. Okay? 1585 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:40,680 So, sit down and just take a breath, man. 1586 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:41,760 It's fucking adrenaline. 1587 01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:43,720 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1588 01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,960 It's fine, okay. Just breathe. 1589 01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:46,802 Okay? 1590 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:49,640 This is fucking weird shit. 1591 01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:51,600 Okay? 1592 01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:55,685 Now, the proposal that I want to make you is this... 1593 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:59,560 That is the future of labor. Okay? 1594 01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,640 They're bigger. They're stronger. 1595 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,240 They hopefully gripe a lot less. 1596 01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:07,240 And also, soon, I'm gonna have millions of them. 1597 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,360 Fucking crazy... 1598 01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,080 They're gonna form their own society. 1599 01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:12,000 They'll probably form their own culture. 1600 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,680 Then maybe they want to organize. 1601 01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:15,200 Maybe they want to rebel. 1602 01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:18,520 And that's why we need someone on the inside 1603 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:21,922 who represents WorryFree's needs. 1604 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:24,088 Someone they can relate to. 1605 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,320 Talking about a manager 1606 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:28,920 for fucking horse people. 1607 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,120 No. No. 1608 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:36,160 The Equisapien Martin Luther King, Junior. 1609 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:38,640 But one that we create. 1610 01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,600 One that we control. 1611 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:43,760 So, you want to... want to have a false leader 1612 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:45,800 for these fucking horse people. 1613 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:48,160 But at the same time, he works for you? 1614 01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,527 Yeah. Keeps shit simple. 1615 01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:55,480 Well, why the fuck did you choose me? 1616 01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:57,880 Out of everybody you could have chose, why did you pick me? 1617 01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:00,400 - For what? - Cash. Cash. 1618 01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:04,080 You are awesome. 1619 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,520 I've never seen anyone go through the ranks 1620 01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,600 at RegalView like you did. 1621 01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:11,880 And I want someone like that at WorryFree. 1622 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,240 Someone hungry. 1623 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,480 Someone who'll fucking shank their own friend in the back 1624 01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:17,920 if it means getting what they want. 1625 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,840 Now, look, I can see that you're freaked out. 1626 01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,160 And that you want to say no. 1627 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:25,846 But I wouldn't do that before you see what I'm offering. 1628 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,680 No, man. No, no. 1629 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,125 There's no fucking amount of money 1630 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:37,640 that will make me do that shit. 1631 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:38,920 Two things. 1632 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,800 One: it's a short-term contract. 1633 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,840 Five years. Done. 1634 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:44,640 Then we give you the diffuser antidote 1635 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,040 special sauce serum 1636 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:47,440 and you're back to normal. 1637 01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:51,040 And the second one, and I want you to remember this. 1638 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,407 You're gonna have a horse cock. 1639 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:59,040 What the fuck is a special antidote sauce serum? What the f... 1640 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,566 It sounds like you made that shit up, man. That shit ain't real. 1641 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:04,400 No, it's real. And so is my offer. 1642 01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:07,200 Five years as our man amongst horses. 1643 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,851 For one hundred million dollars. 1644 01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:13,040 Just go sleep on it. Okay? 1645 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:16,727 And after that, holla at your boy. Okay? 1646 01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:20,610 Get out in that party and go fuck something. 1647 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:27,801 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 1648 01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:52,804 (WHISPERING) Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1649 01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:57,966 (SHOUTS) Fuck! Fuck! 1650 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,563 Where's my cell phone? 1651 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:14,560 (DIAL TONE) 1652 01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:15,641 (BEEPING) 1653 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,001 (LINE RINGING) 1654 01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:21,280 WOMAN (ON PHONE): San Francisco Chronicle, good morning. 1655 01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,200 Um... Eric. Eric Arnold, please. 1656 01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:24,281 One moment. 1657 01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:27,080 ERIC (ON PHONE): Hello. 1658 01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:30,000 Okay, Eric Arnold. My name is Cassius Green. 1659 01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:32,367 I have some important information. 1660 01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:33,880 Some very, very important information 1661 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,880 that I think you would really, really be interested in. 1662 01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:40,880 - Okay, shoot. - Okay, uh... alright. 1663 01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:43,960 They turning motherfuckers into horse-people. 1664 01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:47,280 Horse... half-horse, half-human people that work. Alright. 1665 01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:49,400 Look, they have you snort some fucking coke, 1666 01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:50,600 and, well, it's not really coke, 1667 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,040 but you snort it and it has your nostrils get all big 1668 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,480 and then you get a horse dick and shit. 1669 01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,880 And listen... listen, you got to get this story out here, man, 1670 01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,840 because look, you put... 1671 01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:00,960 Jake? 1672 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:03,800 What you talking about? No. Cassius. 1673 01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,564 Cassius Green. 1674 01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:06,681 (DIAL TONE) 1675 01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:11,040 WOMAN (ON TV): The first thing we're gonna do 1676 01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,771 is cut a little nib into the cola can. 1677 01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:23,330 Voila!"Have a cola and smile, bitch," wig! 1678 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:29,285 Fuck! Where the fuck is my cellphone?! 1679 01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,320 REPORTER: And the strangest thing 1680 01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,845 to happen in advertising history 1681 01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:37,120 Soda Cola has announced working with Cynthia Rose, 1682 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,840 the foul-mouthed heroine with perfect aim 1683 01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,685 from the "Cola-and-Smile-Bitch" YouTube clip. 1684 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,480 Rose reportedly signed for an amount of money 1685 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,400 that could buy four white babies. 1686 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,920 The strike breaker who's hilariously pegged in that clip 1687 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,120 has been revealed to be named... 1688 01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:51,600 - Cassius Green. - Cassius Green. 1689 01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:54,000 Alright Doc, now I'm, uh... 1690 01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:55,520 I got a little worried, you know. 1691 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,480 Because I was looking at it maybe from up here. 1692 01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,480 But that it might be different. 1693 01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:00,766 Is it bigger? 1694 01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,480 No. No, it's the same size. 1695 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:07,040 I mean, I'm glad you're feeling yourself. 1696 01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:09,360 Is that why you tried to booty call me last night? 1697 01:27:09,440 --> 01:27:12,760 I didn't try to booty call you. I lost my phone. I told you. 1698 01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:14,560 It doesn't matter. I got a new one. 1699 01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:16,160 What is up with you, Cash? 1700 01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:18,480 You called me at 3:23. You left a video message. 1701 01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:19,520 I didn't check it, 1702 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,920 cause I assumed it was lewd as fuck and I wasn't trying to do that... 1703 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,127 Can I see that? 1704 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:25,567 Come on. 1705 01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:37,520 We're hurting! We're hurting! 1706 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,364 Help us! Help us! 1707 01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:41,560 MAN (ON VIDEO): Get back in there. Get in there. 1708 01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:42,926 - (ALARM BLARING) - Please help us! 1709 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,285 We're hurting! 1710 01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:49,200 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Security code cleared. 1711 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:50,560 STEVE (ON VIDEO): Love of Christ. 1712 01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:52,961 If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, 1713 01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:55,481 I will turn you all into glue! 1714 01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:58,165 Found my phone. 1715 01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:04,961 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1716 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,800 I don't know, Cash... 1717 01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:13,440 You got to do something. People got to know. 1718 01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:15,760 Right? Honey, you got to tell them, right? 1719 01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:16,887 Yeah. Yeah I mean... 1720 01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:19,720 - Why did you show... - I don't know, alright. 1721 01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,040 I snorted something that was... 1722 01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:22,400 I thought it was activated 1723 01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:24,200 but it turned out it was just coke... 1724 01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,000 But why did you focus on your dick, though? 1725 01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:27,320 They have big nostrils 1726 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,164 you could have just asked me to check your nostrils. 1727 01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:30,850 - Okay check 'em, check 'em. - Okay, okay. 1728 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,520 Yeah, they look bigger. 1729 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,240 - No, they don't. - I think that's just cause... 1730 01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,160 - Yeah. You're flaring them. - No, I'm not flaring them. 1731 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,480 - You are, you are. - No, I'm not. 1732 01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:40,051 Just relax them a little bit so I can see. 1733 01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:44,600 Okay. Look, listen. They're normal size. They look normal size. 1734 01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:46,205 - (WHIMPERING) - They look normal size. 1735 01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:49,280 (CRYING) 1736 01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:50,361 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) 1737 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:09,800 I need you to know... 1738 01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:12,040 I want to be clear... 1739 01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:13,800 this can't happen again. 1740 01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:15,560 I'm not going back. 1741 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:18,120 I'm not going to be a fucking Power Caller. 1742 01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:19,930 That's a good decision. 1743 01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:21,320 But I... 1744 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:23,280 - I still have problems with all this. - I'm not... 1745 01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:25,360 Only something happening to you turned you against them. 1746 01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:27,080 Okay. But I know how they view me. 1747 01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,240 How I look in the eyes 1748 01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:31,160 of fucking WorryFree and RegalView. 1749 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:34,680 They just view me as another one of their fucking creatures 1750 01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,525 to control and to manipulate. And that's not me. 1751 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:40,721 Good. 1752 01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:43,281 Good. 1753 01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:48,324 That doesn't change what I said about us. 1754 01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:52,880 And also, I kind of messed around 1755 01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:53,920 with somebody last night. 1756 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:55,650 What? Wait... 1757 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,480 what do you mean you kind of... 1758 01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:00,120 I need you to explain that one 1759 01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,200 cause I don't understand 1760 01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:05,126 what you mean by you kind of messed around with somebody. 1761 01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:09,280 - I mean did you... - Everything but. 1762 01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:10,440 Everything but. 1763 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:11,681 You see, that's almost worse than 1764 01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:13,360 anything I can imagine in my mind. 1765 01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:17,445 - Everything but. So, did you... - Cassius, we were broken up. 1766 01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:20,680 Okay? It's over. 1767 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:23,081 It's me and you that shouldn't have messed around tonight. 1768 01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:33,440 (CASSIUS EXHALES DEEPLY) 1769 01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:35,443 You want to know who it was? 1770 01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:39,320 Do you plan on fucking 1771 01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:41,971 or "everything but" -ting with that person again? 1772 01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:44,281 No. 1773 01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:49,171 Nah. No, I don't want to know, then. 1774 01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:53,769 No, I don't want to know. 1775 01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:57,321 (HORN HONKS) 1776 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:05,245 ## 1777 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:12,447 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1778 01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:24,407 MAN: I have absolutely no idea what this is about. 1779 01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:27,800 Maybe it's saying that capitalism dehumanizes them. 1780 01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:30,280 Maybe the artist is being literal. 1781 01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:33,240 Maybe WorryFree is turning workers into horses. 1782 01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:35,163 And literally fucking them? 1783 01:31:39,480 --> 01:31:40,720 ## 1784 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:48,720 Hey, bro. 1785 01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,120 Ain't you the dude from the clip 1786 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,640 that got hit in the head with the can? 1787 01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:54,080 No. No, everybody thinks that's me, man. 1788 01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:56,208 - But that's not me. - What's wrong with your head then? 1789 01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:57,720 Damn, everybody thinks that's... 1790 01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,280 That's you, that shit is funny! 1791 01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:02,364 - What the fuck, man?! - Why you lyin'? 1792 01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,767 - (GRUNTS) - (JEERING) 1793 01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:14,361 MAN: That's alright. 1794 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:16,801 Happen to the best of us. 1795 01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:20,366 (MEN LAUGHING) 1796 01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:22,801 Walk it off. 1797 01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:29,560 (PHONE DIALING) 1798 01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:30,641 (LINE RINGING) 1799 01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:33,160 This is Cassius Green 1800 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,480 from "Have-A-Cola-And-A-Smile-Bitch" fame. 1801 01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:36,971 I want to be on your show tomorrow. 1802 01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:42,491 (SINGING) "Have a Cola and smile, Bitch" 1803 01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:45,120 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 1804 01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:56,440 CROWD: "I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me". 1805 01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:59,400 Today, YouTube sensation Cassius Green is here. 1806 01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:01,760 You had 500 million people 1807 01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,040 watch you get pegged to the noggin 1808 01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,440 and get utterly humiliated. It was effin hilarious. 1809 01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,200 The way your hair went up like that... 1810 01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:08,880 - (CARTOON SOUND EFFECT) - (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 1811 01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:10,760 The whole world is laughing 'til they pissed. 1812 01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:12,160 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 1813 01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:15,080 Well, I got a new clip that I need you to play 1814 01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:16,880 and the only reason I came on the show 1815 01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:18,760 was because you agreed to show this clip 1816 01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:21,040 to your 150 million viewers. 1817 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,000 Well, if you want some ass, you have to bring some ass. 1818 01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:24,520 So, we'll get ready for an ass whipping, 1819 01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:25,920 then jump in the shit tank. 1820 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,320 Then we'll play your clip. 1821 01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:28,600 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 1822 01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:30,600 - (BLOWS LANDING) - (GRUNTING) 1823 01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:32,205 ## 1824 01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:40,487 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1825 01:33:47,440 --> 01:33:49,560 Could you play my clip now, please? 1826 01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:50,560 Okay. 1827 01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:53,880 Is it as crazy as the cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip? 1828 01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:55,200 Not possible. 1829 01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:56,640 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 1830 01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:58,800 It's crazy, Mary. 1831 01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:01,360 - It's fucking crazy. - Woo-hoo. 1832 01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:02,920 Let's roll the clip. 1833 01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:05,840 Help us. We're hurting! 1834 01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:08,002 We're hurting! 1835 01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:10,600 If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, 1836 01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:13,440 I will turn you all into glue! 1837 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:14,521 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1838 01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:17,280 As a Power Caller for RegalView, 1839 01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:19,960 WorryFree was my premier client. 1840 01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:22,160 This is just incontrovertible proof 1841 01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,280 of WorryFree's evil practices. 1842 01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:27,320 They're turning humans into grotesque horse-people. 1843 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:29,240 And I want the world to know 1844 01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:32,280 that... that... that they're manipulating humanity 1845 01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:33,800 for the sake of profit. 1846 01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:35,560 Now, we cannot let this go on. 1847 01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:37,720 You have to call your congressman, alright. 1848 01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,040 Call your local politicians 1849 01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:41,480 and let them know we will not stand for this. 1850 01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:42,920 REPORTER: It's been one day 1851 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:45,200 since the viral celebrity leak to the world, 1852 01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:48,240 new scientific achievements made by WorryFree 1853 01:34:48,320 --> 01:34:50,360 and their genius CEO, Steve Lift, 1854 01:34:50,440 --> 01:34:53,240 which caused WorryFree stocks to sky rocket 1855 01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:56,120 at a rate faster than any other company in history. 1856 01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:57,640 House and Senate leaders 1857 01:34:57,720 --> 01:34:59,370 joined Lift in ringing the bell 1858 01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:01,920 to celebrate the record stock market rally 1859 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,240 WorryFree's success has created. 1860 01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:04,321 Fuck you! 1861 01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:10,040 We are all sinners, but in every sinner lies a winner. 1862 01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:12,280 The Lord lifted you from the whore house, 1863 01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:14,680 you from flop house, you from drop house... 1864 01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:16,490 (PREACHER CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) 1865 01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,160 - Stop! Stop! - Out devil! 1866 01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:21,241 Stop! 1867 01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:33,402 SQUEEZE: No. No. We're just doing dutch. 1868 01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:39,723 - Thanks for calling, man. - Yeah. 1869 01:35:40,880 --> 01:35:42,291 Look, I betrayed you. 1870 01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,650 I know it's not gonna change anything, 1871 01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:47,280 but I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1872 01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:51,570 - I acted stupid, I was... - Man, hey, we... we good. 1873 01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:54,880 Alright, but all you got to do is just... 1874 01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,560 just do right from now on, man. 1875 01:35:56,640 --> 01:35:58,160 Yeah, I know and that's what... 1876 01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:00,960 I tried to change it. I tried to stop it. But it's... 1877 01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:02,440 it's just right in front of their faces. 1878 01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:05,120 They're turning human beings into monstrosities 1879 01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:06,440 and nobody gives a fuck. 1880 01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:08,080 Most people that saw you on that screen 1881 01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:10,520 knew calling their congressman wasn't gonna do shit. 1882 01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:11,760 If you get shown a problem, 1883 01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:13,360 but have no idea how to control it, 1884 01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:15,680 then you just decide to get used to the problem. 1885 01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:19,651 Yeah, and that's why our plan for tomorrow... 1886 01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:22,640 is important. 1887 01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:23,840 'Cause if we stop them 1888 01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:27,120 from crossing the picket line this time, we win. 1889 01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,960 - That's a good plan. - Yeah. 1890 01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:32,327 Tomorrow we show 'em how to give fucks. 1891 01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:35,321 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1892 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,560 Ain't that about a blip. 1893 01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:41,520 - Happy Halloween - Look at that shit. You see that shit? 1894 01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:44,640 What the fuck is that about? What the fuck, man? 1895 01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:46,245 That's what I'm talking about. 1896 01:36:47,480 --> 01:36:48,561 (INDISTINCT GRUNTING) 1897 01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:54,288 - MAN: Get back in there! - HORSES: We're hurting! Help us! 1898 01:36:57,960 --> 01:36:59,007 (BEEPING) 1899 01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:03,169 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Security code cleared. 1900 01:37:09,960 --> 01:37:11,480 CROWD (CHANTING): Fuck you, RegalView! 1901 01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:13,920 Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView! 1902 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:16,320 None of the strikers here at the RegalView strike 1903 01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:18,240 will tell us why they're all wearing 1904 01:37:18,320 --> 01:37:21,720 their Cola-And A-Smile-Bitch wigs. 1905 01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:23,480 Although the strikers have been 1906 01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:25,680 extremely militant over the past weeks, 1907 01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:28,680 they've not been able to stop the Stackwater juggernaut 1908 01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:30,520 from breaking through the lines. 1909 01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:33,520 CROWD (CHANTING): Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1910 01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:36,600 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1911 01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:39,760 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1912 01:37:39,840 --> 01:37:41,760 Elbows and assholes, people! 1913 01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:42,841 Let's go! 1914 01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:46,960 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!... 1915 01:37:47,040 --> 01:37:49,202 - (GRUNTING) - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 1916 01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:56,280 CROWD: Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1917 01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:59,080 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1918 01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:00,880 Scabs won't pass! 1919 01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:03,720 - (WHISTLE BLOWING) - Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1920 01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,165 (GRUNTING) 1921 01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:09,920 Oh! 1922 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:11,365 (CROWD CHEERING) 1923 01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:15,881 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1924 01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:19,920 REPORTER: The infamous Cassius Green, 1925 01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:22,560 former Power Caller and strike line crosser, 1926 01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:24,244 has switched sides. 1927 01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:31,163 - Yeah, man! - Yeah! 1928 01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:40,287 (REPORTER CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) 1929 01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:47,680 Looks like the calvary's arrived, folks. 1930 01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:48,921 (GRUNTING) 1931 01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:54,000 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1932 01:38:58,280 --> 01:38:59,281 (SCREAMING) 1933 01:39:07,160 --> 01:39:08,560 Get the fuck back! 1934 01:39:08,640 --> 01:39:10,085 This way! This way! 1935 01:39:12,480 --> 01:39:13,440 Come on! 1936 01:39:13,520 --> 01:39:15,090 - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) - (BLOWS LANDING) 1937 01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:19,920 Over here! Over here! 1938 01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:21,001 (ALARMS BLARING) 1939 01:39:24,040 --> 01:39:25,800 This is when the magic happens. 1940 01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:27,610 SQUEEZE: Get them here quick. 1941 01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:29,887 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1942 01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:36,451 MAN: Hey, Cassius. 1943 01:39:43,960 --> 01:39:46,080 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1944 01:39:46,160 --> 01:39:47,161 (GROANS) 1945 01:39:50,760 --> 01:39:52,728 - (SCREAMING) - (BLOWS LANDING) 1946 01:39:59,040 --> 01:40:00,565 MAN: Look out! Look out! 1947 01:40:00,680 --> 01:40:02,440 Hey! Hey! 1948 01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:03,521 (WOMAN GRUNTS) 1949 01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:08,245 Let me out! 1950 01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:12,685 Hey! 1951 01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:15,040 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1952 01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:16,121 (ENGINE REVVING) 1953 01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:19,086 (BODIES THUDDING) 1954 01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:21,686 - (ENGINE IDLING) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 1955 01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:25,887 (TIRES SQUEALING) 1956 01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:29,401 (GEARS CLANKING) 1957 01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:33,844 MAN: Hold your ground! 1958 01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:40,760 CASSIUS: Yes! Yes! 1959 01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:43,961 (LOUD BANG) 1960 01:40:47,920 --> 01:40:48,921 (BLOWS LANDING) 1961 01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:52,721 (MEN GRUNTING) 1962 01:40:56,480 --> 01:40:57,641 (MAN SCREAMING) 1963 01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:01,727 (METAL SCRAPING) 1964 01:41:07,720 --> 01:41:09,131 (HEAVY CLANKING) 1965 01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:19,481 Wow! 1966 01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:22,680 Thank you. 1967 01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:25,040 We. Are Honored. 1968 01:41:25,120 --> 01:41:28,040 To. Be. In. Your. Presence. 1969 01:41:28,120 --> 01:41:31,000 Dude. I'm from East Oakland. 1970 01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:32,560 Talk regular. 1971 01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:34,290 My name is DeMarius. 1972 01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:35,640 Thanks for breaking us out. 1973 01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:39,441 Oh, I'm Cassius. Cassius Green. 1974 01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:41,561 No problem. 1975 01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:44,280 (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) 1976 01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:46,010 WorryFree is here. 1977 01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:48,248 Hey. Same struggle. 1978 01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:50,521 Same fight. 1979 01:41:53,560 --> 01:41:55,927 Equisapiens! Let's be out! 1980 01:41:58,680 --> 01:42:00,045 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING, CHEERING) 1981 01:42:02,760 --> 01:42:05,445 WOMAN: Equisapiens, thank you so much! 1982 01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:10,640 Hey! 1983 01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:14,730 Mastermind. 1984 01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:51,560 Are you serious right now? 1985 01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:53,404 Serious as kicking the can. 1986 01:42:53,520 --> 01:42:54,880 Don't... don't play with me, Cash 1987 01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:56,520 cause that's some serious shit. 1988 01:42:56,600 --> 01:42:59,120 No, man. That's yours. 1989 01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:01,360 And I've got a car that'll do me just fine 1990 01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:03,283 til I get back to work at RegalView. 1991 01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:08,280 Plus, I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1992 01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:10,647 Cash, man. Look. 1993 01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:13,802 Just saying sorry is fine. 1994 01:43:16,240 --> 01:43:18,320 This is good. This is perfect. 1995 01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:19,480 This is the perfect apology. 1996 01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:22,564 I don't want disrespect you. You know this is cool, I'm... 1997 01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:27,001 Hey! 1998 01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:31,600 So, uh... 1999 01:43:32,760 --> 01:43:33,920 now that we won that strike 2000 01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:35,760 you cool coming back to work with us 2001 01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:39,000 lowly regular telemarketers. 2002 01:43:39,080 --> 01:43:40,640 Well, if the new and glorious 2003 01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:42,880 telemarketers union will have me. 2004 01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:44,644 You got to start fighting somewhere. 2005 01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:47,760 - Huh? - Alright, bro. 2006 01:43:47,840 --> 01:43:49,285 - Be good. - Mm-hmm. 2007 01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:52,124 DETROIT: Kiss already, y'all. 2008 01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,486 So, what about being part of something important, huh? 2009 01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:05,560 Oh, shit. 2010 01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:07,880 It looks like the sun is about to explode. 2011 01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:08,920 Oh, my God... 2012 01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:10,001 Come here, sugar. 2013 01:44:13,440 --> 01:44:15,443 We are a part of something important. 2014 01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:17,965 Changing the world. 2015 01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:22,170 Before the sun explodes. 2016 01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:27,960 Well... 2017 01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:30,320 I couldn't come back to the exact same thing 2018 01:44:30,400 --> 01:44:32,482 after all that, right? 2019 01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:43,920 What happened? 2020 01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:45,001 (MOANS) 2021 01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:48,291 What, Cash? 2022 01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:50,801 (MOANING) 2023 01:44:52,560 --> 01:44:54,369 ## 2024 01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:01,800 ## 2025 01:45:04,840 --> 01:45:07,047 (PHONE RINGING) 2026 01:45:13,760 --> 01:45:15,046 (CONTINUES RINGING) 2027 01:45:25,520 --> 01:45:26,567 What? 2028 01:45:27,680 --> 01:45:29,920 CASSIUS (ON VIDEO): I'm Cassius Green calling on behalf of 2029 01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:32,240 stomp a mud hole in your ass.com. 2030 01:45:32,320 --> 01:45:34,120 Sorry to bother you but... 2031 01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:35,201 (STATIC) 2032 01:45:36,640 --> 01:45:37,760 (DISTANT THUDDING) 2033 01:45:37,840 --> 01:45:38,921 (ALARM BLARING) 2034 01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:46,245 (ROARS) 2035 01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:49,361 ## 2036 01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:06,040 # Oh, yeah # 2037 01:46:07,240 --> 01:46:08,321 # Alright # 2038 01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:10,321 # Hell, yeah # 2039 01:46:11,320 --> 01:46:12,321 # That's tight # 2040 01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:14,321 # Oh, yeah # 2041 01:46:15,320 --> 01:46:16,321 # Alright # 2042 01:46:17,320 --> 01:46:20,130 # Hell, yeah, that's tight # 2043 01:46:21,280 --> 01:46:23,965 # Hey, Hey # 2044 01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:25,961 # Hey # 2045 01:46:26,960 --> 01:46:28,007 # Hey # 2046 01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:30,001 # Hey # 2047 01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:32,001 # Hey # 2048 01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:35,720 # Hey, Hey # 2049 01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:37,320 # I'm Boots Riley, they ain't merc'd me yet # 2050 01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:39,080 # Gon' get shit popping like Percocet # 2051 01:46:39,160 --> 01:46:41,040 # Got pent up anger that ain't surfaced yet # 2052 01:46:41,120 --> 01:46:43,160 # Two stepping like the boss dispersed the check # 2053 01:46:43,240 --> 01:46:45,080 # Imagine this hymn is a hand grenade # 2054 01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:47,040 # Asphalt sheet rock serenade # 2055 01:46:47,120 --> 01:46:48,770 # Jack and Coke is the marinade # 2056 01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:51,040 # But we sober up quick at the barricades # 2057 01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:52,960 # Joint in my mouth, pass the fire # 2058 01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:55,080 # Everything out they mouth is a pacifier # 2059 01:46:55,160 --> 01:46:56,920 # I'm not preaching, ask the choir # 2060 01:46:57,000 --> 01:46:59,040 # The green one, the red one, pass the wire # 2061 01:46:59,120 --> 01:47:01,000 # Camel toe, camouflage with fashion # 2062 01:47:01,080 --> 01:47:03,040 # Passing the shell codes on to the assassin # 2063 01:47:03,120 --> 01:47:04,920 # Dash in security, mall expansion # 2064 01:47:05,000 --> 01:47:07,048 # Whatever I wear, know I'm here to be clashing # 2065 01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:09,201 # Oh, yeah # 2066 01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:11,201 # Alright # 2067 01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:13,201 # Hell, yeah # 2068 01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:15,241 # That's tight # 2069 01:47:16,240 --> 01:47:17,241 # Oh, yeah # 2070 01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:20,971 # Alright, Hell, yeah # 2071 01:47:21,960 --> 01:47:22,961 # That's tight # 2072 01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:26,884 # Hey, Hey # 2073 01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:30,844 # Hey, Hey # 2074 01:47:31,880 --> 01:47:34,690 # Hey, Hey # 2075 01:47:35,760 --> 01:47:38,680 # Hey, Hey # 2076 01:47:38,760 --> 01:47:40,160 # We came # 2077 01:47:40,240 --> 01:47:41,680 # To bleed # 2078 01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:43,490 # Electricity # 2079 01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:49,440 # We came to bleed # 2080 01:47:49,520 --> 01:47:51,250 # Electricity #