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(DRUMROLL)

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(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Oh, man. I am so wired.

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ALICIA (ON PHONE):
<i>Hmm. More so than usual?</i>

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Way more.

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I made a model of the Centennial
last night, complete with guests.

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I stayed up all night.

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I've got the entire thing
planned out. Every detail.

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ALICIA: <i>You didn't sleep?
You should've slept.</i>

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I'm a freak, aren't I?

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<i>No, you're just very...
focused.</i>

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Exactly.

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So what do you think
of my mom's red halter?

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ALICIA: <i>For your interview today?
It's a little slutty.</i>

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Let me rephrase.

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What do you think Brad'll
think of my mom's red halter?

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ALICIA: <i>I think Brad has better
taste than that.</i>

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Really? Okay.
See you in a minute.

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)

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(SIGHS) Got milk?

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MR. HAMMOND: Thanks a lot.
You're a lifesaver.

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- Sorry about that.
- It's goat's milk.

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Uh-huh.

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(CHATTERING)

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Dad, bring the milk home.

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CHASE: Come on, dad.

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Come on.

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- (CHATTERING CONTINUES)
- (WOMAN CHUCKLING)

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Dad, can I take the milk
off your hands?

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- Good morning, Chase.
- Good morning, Mrs. Maris.

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Mom, can I borrow your red halter?

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Oh.

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MRS. MARIS: Would you look at them?
They'll be away at college next year.

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MRS. MARIS: Time flies.

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MR. HAMMOND: Seems like only
yesterday they were practically

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living together
in that old tree house.

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- Dad, milk.
- Mom!

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Seriously, you two used to do
everything together. What happened?

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Junior high happened.

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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- Hey! Whoo!
- (CAR HONKING)

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{\an8}Hi. How you doin'?

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{\an8}<i>♪ If you told me
to well, I'd do anything ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ And if I have a chance
again I'll try ♪</i>

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{\an8}(HOOTING, CATCALLING)

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{\an8}<i>♪ Oh, I ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Could've said I wanted you ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Or told you somethin' true ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ If I really wanted
you I'd lie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I'd show you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Every thing's right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, I'd know
just what I'd say ♪</i>

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{\an8}Hi.

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{\an8}<i>♪ Her flying bird
is most amazing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Turbo-whoa-teen ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Now she's at it again
I see her ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Every weekend ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ I wish I had a dime
for every time ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Oh, I ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Coca-cola with a cigarette ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ On her patio
with her hair still wet ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ She's the girl with the rocking
horse on her blinds ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Oh, I ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Know her every time ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Yeah, I'd know
just what I'd say ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Her flying bird
is most amazing ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Turbo-whoa-teen ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ But I won't mean it ♪</i>

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{\an8}(BELL RINGING)

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{\an8}(RINGING CONTINUES)

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Wake up, Time Zone High.

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- Morning, Tom.
- Morning, Sue.

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Our top story, Centennial.
Only two months to go,

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and as the 100th anniversary
of TZH approaches,

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<i>excitement mounts.</i>

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<i>That's right, Sue.</i>

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TOM: <i>And here to take that
excitement up a notch</i>

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<i>is a wake up, Time Zone special</i>

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<i>Centennial, the 100 year event.</i>

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{\an8}<i>In only six weeks,
it will be exactly 100 years</i>

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{\an8}<i>since Timothy Zonin founded</i>

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{\an8}<i>Timothy Zonin High.</i>

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<i>Both students and alumni
alike are preparing</i>

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<i>an unforgettable
centennial week.</i>

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<i>Centennial committee spokesperson,
Nicole Maris, expects a huge crowd.</i>

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<i>Our centennial bash is the culmination
of a week long series of events.</i>

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<i>It's gonna be the greatest
night of our lives.</i>

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<i>Something this big only comes
along once every hundred years.</i>

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<i>We're making the most of it
so you can make the most of it.</i>

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CHLOE: So where are we
on the senior class gift?

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- Are we doing the sculpture idea?
- BOY: Yes, it's a good idea.

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Nicole, how's the rest
of the budget looking?

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- $16,372...
- Good. We'll need it.

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Rupert and I are working
on a deal for a jumbo screen.

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- It's sick.
- Are parents invited or only alumni?

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Both. Tradition.
Everyone's invited.

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- Why are we doing this again?
- As a protest.

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- Of what?
- People, right?

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Sheep.

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Check, Dave.
We're doing this to protest sheep.

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And what, specifically,
about sheep do we object to?

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- Chase?
- General herding mentality.

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CHASE: Yeah,
look at 'em down there.

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Yeah, drink your mochaccinos.

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Sing along to Celine Dion.

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- (IMITATING SHEEP BLEATING)
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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- What?
- (SCREAMING)

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(ALL PANICKED CHATTERING, SCREAMING)

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(INDISTINCT ROCK
MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCREAMING)

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RUPERT: What's going on?

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(CHATTERING AND SCREAMING CONTINUES)

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Aw.

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(SCREAMING)

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- (LAUGHING)
- (ROCK MUSIC ENDS)

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Sprinklers.

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You guys.

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Sprinklers.

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Us guys.

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You got it.

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- Sprinklers.
- Exactly.

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- Us guys.
- That's right.

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Sprinklers.

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Suspension.

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- (GASPS) I'm dead.
- Not you, Ignazzi.

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- These two recidivists.
- Come on.

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Sprinklers...
With orange water.

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If anything's to blame,
it's school spirit.

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He's right. School spirit.
There's your culprit.

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You, remove the shades,
stand up.

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- You too, Chase.
- Me?

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I need a comparison.

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I always forget. Are the pupils
supposed to be smaller or bigger?

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Well, that all depends.

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Am I free to go?

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<i>♪ Lift me up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And move me closer ♪</i>

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I think you really
got through to them today.

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When the orange water hit
the Centennial Committee table,

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I almost cried
I was laughing so hard.

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- But you never laugh.
- Well, it was on the inside.

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<i>♪ She's the one ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who lit the fire ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I see a side
you'll never know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I need someone
to be around ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause I'm breaking
into lies ♪</i>

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Hey, Brad.

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Nicole, what's up?
What are you doing?

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I'm just, uh, waiting for my dad.
Our monthly meeting.

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You know, to keep in touch.
Every fourth Friday, 4 o'clock.

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- At least, that's the plan.
- Oh, that's cool.

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Uh, you were really good on TV today,
talking about centennial and all.

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Thanks. Well, it's a lot of work,
but it's worth it.

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Mmm. Hey, um...

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Do you wanna go to, um...

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down to Shoe World with me?

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Shoe World?

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Oh... I can't...
My dad...

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But he's always late.
You wanna help me finish these fries?

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I better not get in the way.

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I gotta pick up some new kicks
for the game tonight.

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Okay. Well, I'll see you there.

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You're comin'!

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Right on.
(CHUCKLES)

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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(WHISTLE BLOWING)

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MAN (OVER P.A.):
<i>And it's a time-out for the Tigers.</i>

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What, Brad?

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Go up there, and tell her
I want to talk to her.

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Why hasn't he asked me yet?

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- Whoo!
- ALICIA: Well,

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(MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

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There is one other option
for Bradley's centennial date.

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Oh, you said the whole provincial
event barely registers on your radar.

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That you'd be happy
to go with toast.

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I said, Brad has all
the appeal of toast.

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- There's a difference.
- Come on. Look at him.

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ALICIA: Yeah?

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NICOLE: All I'm saying is
that there's a process.

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Sure it's not written down, but I have
given all the appropriate signs.

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And Brad knows the rules.

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Look, it's Designated Dave.

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Um, Alicia, I've got
a message from Brad.

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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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Can I talk to you for a second,
in private? (HESITATES)

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MAN: Do it for Time Zone!

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WOMAN: Whoo-hoo!

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The fact of the matter
is that the Chinese government

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is so afraid of the Dalai Lama,

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they've actually outlawed
his likeness.

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So, Ray, when are you gonna
take over <i>Wake Up, Time Zone,</i>

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and get some real news on?

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It's all about school spirit
bullshit propaganda.

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"The excitement mounts
as centennial nears."

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Ray is a plotter.

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- Mm-hmm.
- CHASE: Watch. You'll see.

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One day we're gonna
look up in homeroom,

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and <i>Wake Up, Time Zone</i> will be...

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<i>Vivisection.</i>

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- Completely revolutionized.
- MAN: <i>Hi, I'm Joshua Hill,</i>

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<i>from the university's
chapter of A-L-F.</i>

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- <i>That's Animal Liberation Front.</i>
- Alf?

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JOSHUA: <i>I think when you
see what I'm about to show you</i>

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<i>What's going on in our laboratories
right here on campus.</i>

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<i>You'll understand why we're taking
just a few minutes of your time.</i>

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(SNAPS FINGERS) <i>Lights.</i>

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<i>"Biomedical research."
That's the two-word excuse...</i>

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Maybe we should go, go, go?

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<i>Professors in the biology
and chemistry departments give...</i>

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Chase, I want to see this.

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JOSHUA: <i>...when asked about the abuses
taking place in the laboratory.</i>

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- (CHANTING) Defense! Defense!
- (CHEERING, DRUMS)

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Defense! Defense! Defense!

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(WHISTLE BLOWING)

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(CROWD GASPING)

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- (DRUMROLL, CHEERING)
- (BUZZER BUZZING)

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MAN (OVER P.A.): <i>Seldon appears
to be okay, but it's a time-out</i>

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- <i>for the Tigers.</i>
- (CROWD CHEERING, CLAPPING)

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- I hope he's not hurt.
- Yeah, me too.

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I'm thrilled to report
Brad's exercised

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the next element of protocol.

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- Dave was an emissary?
- He asked me if I thought,

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if Brad asked you to share
the evening, and if you'd say, yes.

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- And?
- And so I told him to tell Brad

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that you said that a real man
works without a net.

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- You what?
- Relax.

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He's all yours.

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Scheming socialite
snags dream date.

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<i>♪ Buy your ticket
forget the change ♪</i>

231
00:12:38,462 --> 00:12:40,423
Hey, did you have
to get so close?

232
00:12:40,623 --> 00:12:42,843
- Closer's louder!
- That's my point!

233
00:12:42,923 --> 00:12:45,843
- Mine too!
- We can't talk up there!

234
00:12:46,463 --> 00:12:47,843
We talked in the car!

235
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:51,223
<i>♪ Sometimes you don't
remember when ♪</i>

236
00:12:52,514 --> 00:12:54,354
Is something in particular
on your mind?

237
00:12:54,434 --> 00:12:56,604
I just don't see why you won't come
with us tomorrow night.

238
00:12:56,684 --> 00:12:58,814
- To Alf?
- Come on. It's right up your alley.

239
00:12:58,894 --> 00:13:01,604
I told you already,
I'm not interested. Drop it.

240
00:13:02,194 --> 00:13:04,115
Look. You go, okay?

241
00:13:04,195 --> 00:13:06,735
- Knock yourself out.
- I don't get you.

242
00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:08,695
I mean, you spend half your life

243
00:13:08,825 --> 00:13:11,535
in detention protesting Hanson
or the constipated hitter.

244
00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:12,915
- Designated hitter.
- Whatever.

245
00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:16,046
But when it comes
to something really important...

246
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,496
What?

247
00:13:18,836 --> 00:13:20,876
You think you're
so James Dean, Chase.

248
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,966
But all this
so-called rebellion...

249
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:24,636
It's a joke.

250
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,347
We're breaking up, aren't we?

251
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,227
I just think that we're headed
in different directions.

252
00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:35,357
That's all.

253
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:55,079
<i>♪ Your big day ♪</i>

254
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:07,180
<i>♪ Your big day ♪</i>

255
00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:21,441
Are you stoned?

256
00:14:22,031 --> 00:14:24,362
(COUGHS) Are you serious?

257
00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:26,782
It's 9:00 p.m.

258
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,792
Yeah, so it is.

259
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,292
You didn't get out
of bed all day.

260
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,293
Then wouldn't the correct question be,

261
00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:36,543
"Son, are you ill?"?

262
00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:39,463
- Are you?
- No.

263
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:47,474
Are you stoned?

264
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,724
You could tell me,
you know. I'd be cool.

265
00:14:50,144 --> 00:14:52,184
Yeah, I know you'd be cool.

266
00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:54,024
And what is that
supposed to mean?

267
00:14:54,564 --> 00:14:55,854
It means I've read
your yearbook.

268
00:14:56,524 --> 00:14:58,154
"Onward through the fog.

269
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,575
"Light up and party.
Have sex. Be free.

270
00:15:02,115 --> 00:15:03,615
"We're the class of '73."

271
00:15:05,455 --> 00:15:06,535
Are you stoned?

272
00:15:07,415 --> 00:15:08,415
Dad,

273
00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:13,376
until you come in here and see a black
light and a felt Led Zeppelin poster,

274
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:14,466
rest easy.

275
00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:16,966
Promise?

276
00:15:17,886 --> 00:15:18,926
Promise.

277
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,927
- (WHISTLING)
- Mr. Hammond.

278
00:15:22,347 --> 00:15:25,347
- Yo, rise and shine.
- We've got dates.

279
00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:28,557
- (GLASS BREAKS)
- Dates?

280
00:15:28,647 --> 00:15:31,057
<i>♪ But I enjoy
making some noise ♪</i>

281
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,568
<i>♪ Fooling around
listening to sound ♪</i>

282
00:15:33,688 --> 00:15:36,488
<i>♪ When you and I get
and every thing's set ♪</i>

283
00:15:37,238 --> 00:15:40,658
<i>♪ We surely know how
to have a real good time ♪</i>

284
00:15:41,738 --> 00:15:42,828
NICOLE: What are you doing?

285
00:15:43,198 --> 00:15:45,999
If you've secured a yes,
just come over here and do your job.

286
00:15:46,789 --> 00:15:50,459
Uh, Nicole, I'm afraid
I've got some news.

287
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:51,959
Yeah?

288
00:15:52,249 --> 00:15:55,379
Adonis jock falls hard
for rival spirit head.

289
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:56,510
Translation?

290
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:58,090
The cheerleader from apex,

291
00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:00,390
the one he landed on
last week in the game.

292
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:02,890
(SCOFFS) The slut who pretended
she couldn't get out of his way?

293
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,930
That's the one.
He loves her.

294
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,651
(SCOFFS) Love. Like I care.

295
00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:15,321
Wait a minute. Who's he taking
to our school centennial?

296
00:16:15,781 --> 00:16:16,991
That would be her.

297
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:22,282
<i>♪ We surely know how to have
a real good time, yeah ♪</i>

298
00:16:24,622 --> 00:16:25,662
CHASE: What are we doing?

299
00:16:26,372 --> 00:16:28,372
I don't know.
She swore she'd be here,

300
00:16:29,002 --> 00:16:30,873
with friends, you know,
for safety.

301
00:16:31,213 --> 00:16:32,253
She swore?

302
00:16:33,173 --> 00:16:35,213
- Who is this chick?
- DghterJudy.

303
00:16:35,503 --> 00:16:39,303
- Maybe she had to walk Astro?
- DghterJudy's her screen name.

304
00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:42,304
We've been e-mailing each other.
She's way in to space.

305
00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:44,224
Cyber girls are hot.

306
00:16:44,514 --> 00:16:45,644
Oh, yeah.

307
00:16:47,024 --> 00:16:48,894
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- I've never kissed another girl.

308
00:16:49,394 --> 00:16:53,565
I've never kissed Chase Hammond
at the skate palace in sixth grade.

309
00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:57,365
Chase Hammond? I never did it
with anything requiring batteries.

310
00:16:57,445 --> 00:16:59,075
Whoa!

311
00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:01,665
All right, that's enough.

312
00:17:05,706 --> 00:17:08,166
- (PAGER BEEPING)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

313
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:11,376
- Gotta go.
- What?

314
00:17:11,836 --> 00:17:12,966
Wait, wait.

315
00:17:13,046 --> 00:17:15,216
I thought you weren't gonna
do that safe-ride shit this year.

316
00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,967
DAVE: Dude, colleges look at
extracurricular activities, man.

317
00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:19,767
Dave, you're in.
That's not why you do it.

318
00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:23,057
- Oh, yeah? Then why?
- You wanna know why?

319
00:17:23,847 --> 00:17:26,727
It's the same reason you're
the manager of the basketball team.

320
00:17:27,227 --> 00:17:28,398
You wanna be one of them.

321
00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:30,858
Who is this "them"?
People too drunk to drive?

322
00:17:30,938 --> 00:17:35,068
You're with your two best friends,
waiting for girls.

323
00:17:35,448 --> 00:17:37,908
One of them quite possibly
Princess Leia,

324
00:17:37,988 --> 00:17:40,949
and you wanna leave so that some
jock'll pat you on the head.

325
00:17:41,659 --> 00:17:44,419
- I'm going.
- (ENGINE RUMBLING)

326
00:17:45,749 --> 00:17:47,839
You should know that half
the party now believes

327
00:17:47,919 --> 00:17:50,379
you have a part-time job
at a gentlemen's cabaret.

328
00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:53,180
Like it matters.
Drive me home.

329
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:56,220
You gotta be kidding.
Puke on my leather interior?

330
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,430
- I got your ride taken care of.
- What are you...

331
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,180
- This way.
- Prince Charming is a dick!

332
00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:03,941
- Bring on the frogs.
- Ribbit.

333
00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:06,691
(CAMERA WHIRRING)

334
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,191
You called for a safe ride?

335
00:18:12,321 --> 00:18:13,361
(SCOFFS)

336
00:18:14,662 --> 00:18:16,162
Okay, watch your head.

337
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:18,832
I learned that on <i>Cops.</i>

338
00:18:18,912 --> 00:18:20,452
You know where she lives?

339
00:18:20,912 --> 00:18:22,252
Oh, I think I can find it.

340
00:18:23,462 --> 00:18:25,212
Yo! Designated Dave,

341
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:27,293
- you got room for one more, man?
- Sure.

342
00:18:27,383 --> 00:18:30,003
Hey, perhaps we could get you
some fries with that?

343
00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:31,093
Yeah.

344
00:18:31,173 --> 00:18:33,343
Fries, a coke, and, uh...

345
00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:35,013
JOCK: What about a milk shake?

346
00:18:35,093 --> 00:18:36,723
CHASE: Get yourself a happy meal.

347
00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:39,514
Girl gets two-faced boy
in back seat.

348
00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:41,854
Violence anticipated.

349
00:18:52,325 --> 00:18:53,785
There are rules, you know.

350
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,995
- "Rules?"
- Rules.

351
00:18:56,745 --> 00:18:59,075
- What rules?
- Seniors rule!

352
00:18:59,495 --> 00:19:01,796
NICOLE: You don't send Designated Dave
to ask if I'll go with you,

353
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:03,956
if you don't plan on following
through with the offer.

354
00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:07,796
I was going to. I... was going to.
It's-it's just that...

355
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,006
- He-he-he... he just... he just...
- Shut up!

356
00:19:11,096 --> 00:19:14,017
I don't know. I...
I fell in love.

357
00:19:14,347 --> 00:19:16,057
(SCOFFS) So I heard.

358
00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:20,607
High school love is for saps, Brad.
Or haven't you heard?

359
00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:24,568
Now, I'm left alone with
the embarrassment and alienation

360
00:19:24,648 --> 00:19:27,528
of having to go stag to one
of the biggest nights of our lives?

361
00:19:27,858 --> 00:19:30,238
Not very likely.
I might as well skip it.

362
00:19:31,408 --> 00:19:33,618
Turn that thing off, or I'm gonna go
Sean Young on your ass!

363
00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:34,698
(BEEPS OFF)

364
00:19:34,789 --> 00:19:38,039
- I think she means Sean Penn.
- That's good. Sean Young scares me.

365
00:19:39,829 --> 00:19:40,879
Yuck it up, clowns.

366
00:19:41,419 --> 00:19:42,709
If you enjoy my humiliation,

367
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:44,839
<i>Monday at Time Zone</i> should
be a real "hootenan".

368
00:19:45,509 --> 00:19:48,760
- That's hootenanny.
- I'm sorry. Look, I...

369
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,550
I... (SIGHS)

370
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,720
Hey, can you just
drop me off here?

371
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,100
But we're still a couple blocks away
from your house.

372
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:57,230
You heard the man!

373
00:19:59,851 --> 00:20:01,351
(IMITATING <i>SCARFACE</i>)
Okay. Bye <i>mang.</i>

374
00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:03,361
- RAY:<i> Vaya con dios!</i>
- DAVE: Later, Chase.

375
00:20:03,651 --> 00:20:04,691
Nicole, wait.

376
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:09,201
If your mom's awake,
she's gonna see right

377
00:20:09,281 --> 00:20:10,912
through that Dean Martin impression.

378
00:20:11,572 --> 00:20:12,702
I'll sneak you through the back.

379
00:20:17,622 --> 00:20:18,622
What?

380
00:20:21,713 --> 00:20:22,753
Her car's not here.

381
00:20:24,253 --> 00:20:25,303
She's not home.

382
00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:29,593
Okay, bye.

383
00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:33,764
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

384
00:20:36,474 --> 00:20:38,024
<i>♪ Oh yeah ♪</i>

385
00:20:39,064 --> 00:20:43,364
<i>♪ I wake up, open my eyes ♪</i>

386
00:20:43,524 --> 00:20:45,655
<i>♪ I try my best ♪</i>

387
00:20:45,735 --> 00:20:46,785
Moron.

388
00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:49,745
- (SONG CONTINUES)
- One eyebrow.

389
00:20:50,245 --> 00:20:53,375
Taking Georgia Ann Warner.
Failed health.

390
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:55,285
Taking Sue.

391
00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:58,256
Taking Dee Vine.

392
00:20:59,296 --> 00:21:02,256
<i>♪ Sweet memory ♪</i>

393
00:21:02,546 --> 00:21:06,967
<i>♪ And a picture of you
on my mantelpiece ♪</i>

394
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,267
<i>♪ Some day the story... ♪</i>

395
00:21:10,347 --> 00:21:12,687
Refers to himself
as the "de-virginator."

396
00:21:14,347 --> 00:21:17,687
<i>♪ In a picture of you
and a picture with me ♪</i>

397
00:21:19,148 --> 00:21:20,568
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh, yeah ♪</i>

398
00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:22,648
<i>♪ I drive and ♪</i>

399
00:21:22,738 --> 00:21:25,278
<i>♪ I still see your face ♪</i>

400
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:28,158
<i>♪ And the rain on the screen ♪</i>

401
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,209
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

402
00:21:33,749 --> 00:21:36,879
CHASE (ON PHONE): <i>Give it up,
Bonehead. Princess Leia ain't comin'.</i>

403
00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:39,589
Take me to Centennial, Chase.

404
00:21:40,629 --> 00:21:41,720
Nicole?

405
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:48,220
- How'd you get this number?
- I remembered it.

406
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,470
(SIGHS) Take me?

407
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:53,561
- You're drunk.
- I'm desperate.

408
00:21:54,141 --> 00:21:56,351
Oh. Well, when you
put it that way...

409
00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:59,821
(SCOFFS) You're not offended.
So don't pretend to be.

410
00:22:00,401 --> 00:22:02,491
My guess?
You're intrigued.

411
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,782
- I am?
<i>- Word's out, Dulcie dropped you.</i>

412
00:22:07,032 --> 00:22:08,032
Yeah, well...

413
00:22:08,122 --> 00:22:10,042
<i>Well, you have a tiny idea how I feel.</i>

414
00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:14,122
Look, I know you probably don't give
a damn about the centennial...

415
00:22:14,622 --> 00:22:16,173
Or me, and that's fine.

416
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,003
<i>But starting Monday,
I'm gonna be treated</i>

417
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,133
<i>like the biggest loser
ever at Time Zone.</i>

418
00:22:20,803 --> 00:22:22,553
The same girls
dishing out fake sympathy

419
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,303
will be laughing behind my back.

420
00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:26,643
Some of 'em will try
to set me up out of pity.

421
00:22:26,723 --> 00:22:28,144
But I'll know every time
I walk in a room

422
00:22:28,224 --> 00:22:29,224
<i>and it gets suddenly quiet,</i>

423
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:31,104
<i>they were just talking
about my monumental failure.</i>

424
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:35,644
We can save each other...
From disgrace.

425
00:22:36,274 --> 00:22:39,275
"Each other"?
What's in it for me? (STRESSES)

426
00:22:42,365 --> 00:22:43,575
If you have to ask,

427
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:45,495
you're not as smart
as you think you are.

428
00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:51,206
You need to sleep on it.
Get back to me.

429
00:22:53,586 --> 00:22:54,626
(CAT YOWLS)

430
00:22:59,216 --> 00:23:00,256
(SIGHS)

431
00:23:01,806 --> 00:23:02,807
(ANSWERING MACHINE)
<i>Hey, it's Dulcie.</i>

432
00:23:02,887 --> 00:23:03,967
<i>If you want me to get back to you,</i>

433
00:23:04,057 --> 00:23:06,137
<i>leave three ways</i>
<i>that high school sucks.</i> (BEEPS)

434
00:23:06,937 --> 00:23:08,897
There's the rampant homophobia,

435
00:23:08,977 --> 00:23:11,517
uh, no pep rallies
for the debate team,

436
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:14,858
which leads to the greater
issue, I'm sure,

437
00:23:14,938 --> 00:23:18,568
of the highly fascist nature
of pep rallies in general...

438
00:23:18,908 --> 00:23:21,278
speeches, saluting banners.

439
00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:23,538
I think you see
where I'm going with this.

440
00:23:24,698 --> 00:23:28,159
(SIGHS) And, finally,

441
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:32,589
it sucks, because when you
break up with someone,

442
00:23:33,839 --> 00:23:35,209
you can't escape them.

443
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:40,930
And it kills you
to see them... Every day.

444
00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:46,060
Dulcie, call me. Tonight.

445
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:48,771
- I, I don't care what time...
- (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

446
00:23:53,521 --> 00:23:55,031
(SIGHS)

447
00:24:00,782 --> 00:24:03,582
(BIRDS TWITTERING)

448
00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:30,144
Let's agree
on an easy-out clause.

449
00:24:32,194 --> 00:24:33,234
Obviously.

450
00:24:39,495 --> 00:24:40,705
We can't do this halfway.

451
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,285
You know, if we expect
people to buy it,

452
00:24:43,365 --> 00:24:45,085
it's gotta feel real
through and through.

453
00:24:45,165 --> 00:24:46,166
That makes sense.

454
00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:49,006
If you really wanna
get Dulcie back,

455
00:24:50,126 --> 00:24:53,296
it's gonna require
some severe measures.

456
00:24:54,796 --> 00:24:55,886
Well, define "severe."

457
00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,137
To start,

458
00:24:59,177 --> 00:25:00,177
you can't wear...

459
00:25:01,387 --> 00:25:02,557
anything you own.

460
00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:07,397
- Probably not.
- Not. And...

461
00:25:08,727 --> 00:25:09,778
We need to clean you up.

462
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,358
How "up" are we talking about?

463
00:25:15,528 --> 00:25:16,778
Listen, Chase.

464
00:25:17,738 --> 00:25:21,119
To make an impact,
you have to go to extremes.

465
00:25:29,749 --> 00:25:30,799
Let's do it.

466
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,170
Nice hat.

467
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:36,050
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

468
00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:43,981
<i>♪ Here we go ♪</i>

469
00:25:44,481 --> 00:25:47,861
<i>♪ Something tells me
that I've been here before ♪</i>

470
00:25:49,401 --> 00:25:50,441
Come on.

471
00:25:50,531 --> 00:25:52,861
<i>♪ Even though ♪</i>

472
00:25:52,941 --> 00:25:55,862
<i>♪ I might be dreaming
I don't care, I want more ♪</i>

473
00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:58,662
Hi, welcome to the <i>Gap.</i>

474
00:25:58,742 --> 00:26:02,872
<i>♪ But I don't know ♪</i>

475
00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:05,502
<i>♪ Tell me, please ♪</i>

476
00:26:05,872 --> 00:26:09,633
<i>♪ Is this really
happening to me ♪</i>

477
00:26:10,213 --> 00:26:13,553
<i>♪ Is this really
happening to me ♪</i>

478
00:26:14,513 --> 00:26:16,763
<i>♪ Is this really
happening to me ♪</i>

479
00:26:18,804 --> 00:26:22,394
<i>♪ Is this really
happening to me ♪</i>

480
00:26:24,064 --> 00:26:25,104
Nicole?

481
00:26:26,104 --> 00:26:27,274
- Oh, hey, Ray.
- Hey.

482
00:26:27,904 --> 00:26:30,155
Look, I just want you to know
that I know you're screwed.

483
00:26:31,025 --> 00:26:34,245
About the dance, I mean.
And, um, well,

484
00:26:34,325 --> 00:26:37,825
I guess, what I'm trying to say is
that if it comes down to panic time

485
00:26:37,915 --> 00:26:41,536
and you still don't have a date
and you're, like, really desperate,

486
00:26:43,296 --> 00:26:44,296
Well, I'd take you.

487
00:26:44,836 --> 00:26:45,966
I'd be honored.

488
00:26:46,836 --> 00:26:48,756
Oh. That's sweet, Ray.

489
00:26:48,836 --> 00:26:51,136
But when Chase and I got out
of the car the other night,

490
00:26:51,216 --> 00:26:53,057
we kinda decided we'd go together.

491
00:26:53,467 --> 00:26:54,927
Chase? My Chase?

492
00:26:55,557 --> 00:26:56,637
- I...
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

493
00:26:58,647 --> 00:26:59,897
(CHUCKLING)

494
00:27:01,357 --> 00:27:02,397
I got it.

495
00:27:02,767 --> 00:27:04,278
Hey, this is funnier
than you dressing up

496
00:27:04,358 --> 00:27:06,648
for last year's
Junior Miss Pageant, man.

497
00:27:07,148 --> 00:27:09,278
Ray. Hey, Nicole.

498
00:27:09,908 --> 00:27:11,988
So I'm glad to see
you're out of your doldrums.

499
00:27:12,118 --> 00:27:13,658
That hair, guy, is just...

500
00:27:15,158 --> 00:27:17,659
(CHUCKLING) Hey, so, Nicole,
remember what I said.

501
00:27:17,749 --> 00:27:18,749
I'm serious.

502
00:27:19,619 --> 00:27:20,669
If you want.

503
00:27:24,169 --> 00:27:27,670
Well, this is real convincing.
I'm a walking punch line.

504
00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:31,590
But who gets the last laugh?
See you after school, hon.

505
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,850
(BELL RINGING)

506
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,060
Shit! Hurry, Dave.
I promised Ray we'd take him to work.

507
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:40,441
- Are you going to explain this to me?
- Explain what?

508
00:27:40,521 --> 00:27:43,481
- This. What are you trying to pull?
- Nothing. It's a big-ass mistake.

509
00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:45,981
- I thought it'd make Dulcie come back.
- Seriously? How?

510
00:27:46,321 --> 00:27:48,951
Can you think of anything that would
make Dulcie freak out more

511
00:27:49,031 --> 00:27:51,282
than me with "Miss School Spirit,"
Nicole Maris?

512
00:27:55,122 --> 00:27:56,292
He still thinks I'm joking.

513
00:27:56,372 --> 00:27:57,702
So what are you doing?

514
00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:01,672
You know, to make an impact,
you have to go to extremes.

515
00:28:02,793 --> 00:28:04,633
DULCIE: Did I just hear
something about extremes?

516
00:28:06,173 --> 00:28:07,343
(SIGHS) That's real
extreme, all right.

517
00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:10,723
Why did you do it?

518
00:28:11,473 --> 00:28:12,803
Time for a change.

519
00:28:13,684 --> 00:28:14,684
It's not you.

520
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,104
Hey, who knows who I am?

521
00:28:18,354 --> 00:28:19,434
I do.

522
00:28:22,444 --> 00:28:24,404
Don't let Nicole Maris change you.

523
00:28:24,774 --> 00:28:25,775
I'll be all right.

524
00:28:28,945 --> 00:28:30,075
DULCIE: Yeah.

525
00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:39,336
Dave, do you mind stopping off
at the mall? I wanna pick up a swatch.

526
00:28:42,296 --> 00:28:44,926
Nicole, can you come
in here, honey?

527
00:28:46,756 --> 00:28:48,597
So, what are we burning today?

528
00:28:48,767 --> 00:28:51,307
Fields of jasmine
for improved circulation?

529
00:28:51,387 --> 00:28:53,227
Strawberry explosion for brain power?

530
00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:55,397
Your dad called.

531
00:28:55,807 --> 00:28:56,857
Why?

532
00:28:57,477 --> 00:29:01,898
He said that he'll meet you at 12 noon
on Sunday at Jefferson Park.

533
00:29:02,648 --> 00:29:04,358
He promised
he'd show up this time.

534
00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:08,368
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

535
00:29:08,448 --> 00:29:10,328
<i>So get out there
and support the Tigers on their march</i>

536
00:29:10,408 --> 00:29:13,459
- TOM: <i>to a state championship...</i>
- Look. We're going to that.

537
00:29:13,539 --> 00:29:16,169
- Basketball game?
- (NICOLE WHISPERING)

538
00:29:19,419 --> 00:29:20,799
That wasn't part
of the arrangement.

539
00:29:21,169 --> 00:29:24,800
A necessary evil, Chase.
We have to look chummy, remember?

540
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,720
- And the benefit of that?
- We're in this together.

541
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,100
From my point of view,

542
00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:32,350
it's okay to look like I'm going
to the dance with a friend.

543
00:29:32,430 --> 00:29:34,731
It's not okay to look like
I paid a guy to take me.

544
00:29:35,561 --> 00:29:36,601
I could be getting paid?

545
00:29:44,651 --> 00:29:47,872
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
- (SHOUTING)

546
00:29:48,492 --> 00:29:49,622
- MAN: All right!
- BOY: Yeah!

547
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,912
So, how does it compare?

548
00:29:55,082 --> 00:29:56,082
To what?

549
00:29:57,083 --> 00:30:00,923
Protests, clove cigarettes, bongos,
whatever it is you beatniks do.

550
00:30:01,003 --> 00:30:04,593
- We prefer "disaffected youth."
- Okay, so...

551
00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:06,973
- More pep.
- (MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

552
00:30:07,053 --> 00:30:10,894
The monopoly on pep is definitely held
by Time Zone's status whores.

553
00:30:10,974 --> 00:30:13,604
We prefer
"socially non-retarded."

554
00:30:13,684 --> 00:30:16,104
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

555
00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:20,775
ALL (CHANTING): Go! Fight! Win!

556
00:30:23,325 --> 00:30:24,825
Go! Fight! Win!

557
00:30:25,655 --> 00:30:26,745
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

558
00:30:28,415 --> 00:30:29,915
(MUSIC ENDS)

559
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,796
(BUZZER BUZZING)

560
00:30:39,336 --> 00:30:41,386
- Whoo!
- I'm gonna get something to drink.

561
00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:43,637
- Do you want anything?
- No, but thanks.

562
00:30:43,887 --> 00:30:45,727
- Pelegrino?
- Right.

563
00:30:45,807 --> 00:30:50,017
- With a twist. (SIGHS)
- SUE: I got the dirt. Wanna hear it?

564
00:30:50,437 --> 00:30:53,187
- All right. Spill.
- Spill what?

565
00:30:53,317 --> 00:30:55,278
It's cute and all,
making nice with your neighbor,

566
00:30:55,358 --> 00:30:57,528
but you're taking it
way above and beyond.

567
00:30:57,778 --> 00:30:59,158
Above and beyond what?

568
00:31:00,868 --> 00:31:02,618
The boy cleans up nicely.

569
00:31:02,698 --> 00:31:04,828
- Pretty shocking, huh?
- Maybe.

570
00:31:05,538 --> 00:31:07,959
- Or maybe you haven't given up.
- Given up?

571
00:31:08,329 --> 00:31:10,249
ALICIA: A perfect night
with a dream date.

572
00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:11,329
NICOLE: Brad?

573
00:31:11,709 --> 00:31:14,089
- Over it.
- So this Chase Hammond thing...

574
00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:16,799
He's just this good friend
we never knew you had.

575
00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:18,470
Right.

576
00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:22,760
Who knows?
Maybe more.

577
00:31:22,850 --> 00:31:24,510
(INDISTINCT SINGING)

578
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,850
JOCK: How can you be against
the designated hitter?

579
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:32,101
Do you wanna see Cecil Fielder
gunning for his 120th RBI...

580
00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:34,361
or some fat-ass relief pitcher
swinging at air?

581
00:31:34,441 --> 00:31:36,441
I think fielder
is a perfect example.

582
00:31:36,531 --> 00:31:38,781
A past-his-prime power hitter
in the twilight of his career

583
00:31:38,861 --> 00:31:40,241
using up a roster spot.

584
00:31:40,661 --> 00:31:42,492
You know what?
Someday that's gonna be Griffey.

585
00:31:42,572 --> 00:31:45,372
And I would rather see
junior at 40 than some Jim Bob

586
00:31:45,452 --> 00:31:47,452
who made it to the show
because of an expansion.

587
00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:50,372
That's very nostalgic, but it comes
down to one simple issue,

588
00:31:50,462 --> 00:31:51,712
purity of the game.

589
00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:54,793
Exactly. I've been trying
to tell you that, man.

590
00:31:55,173 --> 00:31:56,963
If you can't hack it,
get out of the game, right?

591
00:31:58,263 --> 00:32:00,093
(CHATTERING)

592
00:32:01,933 --> 00:32:03,183
<i>♪ Just shake it
shake it now ♪</i>

593
00:32:03,513 --> 00:32:05,054
<i>♪ Ooh, ahh ♪</i>

594
00:32:05,144 --> 00:32:06,934
<i>♪ Ooh, ahh ♪</i>

595
00:32:07,014 --> 00:32:08,934
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

596
00:32:09,024 --> 00:32:10,354
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah, ahh ♪</i>

597
00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:12,814
(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

598
00:32:15,024 --> 00:32:17,075
(MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

599
00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,035
ALL (CHANTING): Go! Fight! Win!

600
00:32:20,865 --> 00:32:22,915
Go! Fight! Win!

601
00:32:22,995 --> 00:32:25,665
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

602
00:32:32,256 --> 00:32:34,046
Go! Fight! Win

603
00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:42,687
- (CHEERING CONTINUES)
- (GRUNTS)

604
00:32:42,767 --> 00:32:44,437
(CROWD CHANTING) Defense!

605
00:32:44,557 --> 00:32:48,357
Defense! Defense! Defense!

606
00:32:48,437 --> 00:32:50,148
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
- (CROWD BOOING)

607
00:32:50,278 --> 00:32:53,608
If you had one more eye,
ref, you'd be a cyclops!

608
00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:56,818
- (BOOING CONTINUES)
- MAN (OVER P.A. INDISTINCTLY)

609
00:33:01,659 --> 00:33:03,039
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

610
00:33:06,129 --> 00:33:08,669
(CROWD SHOUTING, CHEERING)

611
00:33:11,759 --> 00:33:13,220
Go, Tigers!

612
00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:15,430
(SHOUTING, CHEERING CONTINUES)

613
00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:17,050
Whoo! Come on!

614
00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:24,100
(BUZZER BUZZING)
(UPROARIOUS CHEERING)

615
00:33:24,190 --> 00:33:25,981
MAN (OVER P.A.): <i>And it's good!
Tigers take it!</i>

616
00:33:26,061 --> 00:33:29,401
- 70 to 68.
- (MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

617
00:33:36,742 --> 00:33:39,582
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
- (SHOUTING)

618
00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:49,793
- (CHUCKLING) Masterful.
- What?

619
00:33:49,883 --> 00:33:52,343
You really had me going in there.
"Go. Fight. Win."

620
00:33:52,553 --> 00:33:55,723
I about choked.
I bow down to the king of scams.

621
00:33:55,843 --> 00:33:58,973
I'd like to thank the academy.
Thank you. Thank you.

622
00:33:59,184 --> 00:34:01,724
- Think you could stand any more?
- What did you have in mind?

623
00:34:01,974 --> 00:34:03,524
Cruising Broad Street.

624
00:34:03,684 --> 00:34:05,064
I thought you had to have
a leather jacket.

625
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:08,194
Oh, that's just to nail cheerleaders.
Don't worry. You'll fit right in.

626
00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:12,025
Badass ride, Chase.

627
00:34:12,445 --> 00:34:14,195
Yeah, every time
Halley's comet flies,

628
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:16,365
my dad lets me take it
out of the garage.

629
00:34:16,495 --> 00:34:18,955
I had to leave
the spleen on deposit.

630
00:34:19,035 --> 00:34:22,706
(CHUCKLING) Well, if Alicia sees it,
she's gonna want to jump you.

631
00:34:23,546 --> 00:34:25,046
Yeah, what's the deal
with that chick?

632
00:34:25,336 --> 00:34:27,166
Word on the street,
she sleeps in a casket.

633
00:34:27,586 --> 00:34:30,296
- "Word on the street?"
- Yeah, the chick's evil.

634
00:34:30,586 --> 00:34:34,387
Evil's a bit strong. "Limited bullshit
tolerance" is more like it.

635
00:34:34,927 --> 00:34:36,177
But you're a guy.
You wouldn't understand.

636
00:34:36,267 --> 00:34:37,887
JOCK: (HONKING) Whoo!
Time Zone, 70,

637
00:34:37,977 --> 00:34:41,357
Lewiston, 68!
Ya-hew! Honk your horn!

638
00:34:41,437 --> 00:34:43,107
(HONKING) Honk the horn.

639
00:34:43,187 --> 00:34:44,527
- NICOLE: Whoo!
- (HONKING)

640
00:34:44,607 --> 00:34:47,278
- Whoo! Go Tigers!
- (JOCKS SHOUTING)

641
00:34:49,358 --> 00:34:51,028
I wouldn't understand what?

642
00:34:51,488 --> 00:34:53,408
Well, when guys compete, it's overt,

643
00:34:53,488 --> 00:34:55,698
you know, ringing
a bell with a sledgehammer,

644
00:34:55,788 --> 00:34:58,579
loogey-chucking,
size of your engine, whatever.

645
00:34:58,659 --> 00:34:59,749
Yeah?

646
00:35:00,209 --> 00:35:02,749
Well, when girls compete,
it's art.

647
00:35:03,499 --> 00:35:07,339
And Alicia...
she's an artist.

648
00:35:07,469 --> 00:35:08,510
(SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)

649
00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:11,340
<i>♪ 'Cause it's the only thing
I wanna do ♪</i>

650
00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:12,430
Oh-ho.

651
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:14,930
The good part.

652
00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:17,270
<i>♪ I don't wanna sleep ♪</i>

653
00:35:17,350 --> 00:35:18,600
Come on.
You know you like it.

654
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,401
<i>♪ I just wanna
keep on lovin' you ♪</i>

655
00:35:21,561 --> 00:35:24,481
- (CHASE GROANING)
- (LAUGHING)

656
00:35:24,571 --> 00:35:28,321
<i>♪ Baby, I'm gonna
keep on lovin' you ♪</i>

657
00:35:28,401 --> 00:35:29,451
Come on.

658
00:35:29,611 --> 00:35:32,622
<i>♪ 'Cause it's
the only thing ♪</i>

659
00:35:32,702 --> 00:35:34,662
<i>♪ I wanna do ♪</i>

660
00:35:36,492 --> 00:35:38,912
<i>♪ I don't wanna sleep ♪</i>

661
00:35:39,002 --> 00:35:43,423
<i>♪ I just wanna keep
on lovin' you ♪</i>

662
00:35:44,293 --> 00:35:46,343
<i>♪ You ♪</i>

663
00:35:55,304 --> 00:35:56,314
(WHISPERING)
Nicole.

664
00:35:56,974 --> 00:35:59,104
Psst. Nicole.

665
00:36:01,314 --> 00:36:03,194
Are you and Chase Hammond a couple?

666
00:36:03,854 --> 00:36:05,194
I saw you cruising together.

667
00:36:05,734 --> 00:36:07,325
He's my next-door neighbor.

668
00:36:08,655 --> 00:36:10,995
Okay. So he's not your
boyfriend or anything, right?

669
00:36:28,346 --> 00:36:29,387
Mr. Maris?

670
00:36:32,807 --> 00:36:36,107
- That hurts, baby.
- Tell me about it.

671
00:36:40,357 --> 00:36:41,648
Come for a ride with me.

672
00:36:46,028 --> 00:36:47,698
MR. MARIS:
So, any special boy these days?

673
00:36:47,868 --> 00:36:48,868
NICOLE: Not likely.

674
00:36:48,948 --> 00:36:51,788
I have some pretty serious trust
issues when it comes to the male sex.

675
00:36:52,119 --> 00:36:53,459
I wonder where it comes from.

676
00:36:59,999 --> 00:37:02,759
(SIGHS)
I want you to have this.

677
00:37:02,919 --> 00:37:05,010
This might explain me
better than I can.

678
00:37:07,090 --> 00:37:09,050
<i>Zen and the Art
of Motorcycle Maintenance?</i>

679
00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,020
This is supposed to explain
why you're never around.

680
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,600
Wow. Must be
a hell of a book.

681
00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:23,781
First two weeks of November...

682
00:37:25,071 --> 00:37:28,742
I am going to a huge
ballooning festival in Rio.

683
00:37:29,702 --> 00:37:30,742
I want you to come.

684
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,832
This is the trip of a lifetime.
What do you say?

685
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:37,712
Oh, uh, there's this little centennial
thing I'm kind of involved in.

686
00:37:37,792 --> 00:37:40,093
But, well, you wouldn't know
anything about it.

687
00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,724
Yeah, 14 times.

688
00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,484
- Oh, hey, Nicole?
- Yeah?

689
00:37:56,604 --> 00:37:58,944
Hi. Uh, I'm-I'm...

690
00:37:59,024 --> 00:38:01,905
Hey, you're in charge of bands
for the centennial, right?

691
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:03,695
I am.

692
00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:05,745
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

693
00:38:05,865 --> 00:38:08,495
<i>♪ See that boy
he looks so fine ♪</i>

694
00:38:09,825 --> 00:38:12,666
<i>♪ But he's got a girlfriend
my, oh, my ♪</i>

695
00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,166
<i>♪ Go, go, go... ♪</i>

696
00:38:14,246 --> 00:38:15,336
NICOLE: What's this?

697
00:38:15,506 --> 00:38:18,216
It's the <i>Electrocutes.</i>
It's the best band in town.

698
00:38:18,926 --> 00:38:20,756
- Stylish.
- Yes.

699
00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:23,216
- You made this?
- Yeah.

700
00:38:23,306 --> 00:38:26,097
<i>♪ Get, get, get
rid of that girl tonight ♪</i>

701
00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:30,147
- So how do you like the band?
- They rock.

702
00:38:30,227 --> 00:38:31,687
But I doubt they're
up on their brandy.

703
00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:32,767
Brandy?

704
00:38:33,107 --> 00:38:34,727
There's a sister with edge.

705
00:38:34,817 --> 00:38:36,568
That's the direction
the committee's going, Ray.

706
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,358
Quality with mass appeal.

707
00:38:38,698 --> 00:38:40,278
RAY: Can you say oxymoron?

708
00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:41,818
(BLAST)

709
00:38:41,908 --> 00:38:43,278
(CHATTERING)

710
00:38:44,408 --> 00:38:47,579
- My brothers!
- Oh, look, Dave. It's Ken doll.

711
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,419
Yeah, aren't you losing reputation
points just being this close to us?

712
00:38:50,499 --> 00:38:52,839
Hey, guys, I'm pulling off
the biggest scam of all times,

713
00:38:52,919 --> 00:38:54,169
and I'm catching shit?

714
00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:57,299
Don't you see?
I've entered into their world.

715
00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,380
- Did you leave bread crumbs?
- Glow in the dark.

716
00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:03,010
Hey, <i>Electrocutes,</i>
tonight at the pick.

717
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,470
Yeah, I'll be there.

718
00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:08,100
Wait. I told Nicole that...

719
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,351
Oh... It's a scam, all right,
but who's scamming who?

720
00:39:10,441 --> 00:39:11,441
Whom.

721
00:39:11,521 --> 00:39:14,151
Think about it, Chase. You have
all the duties of a girlfriend

722
00:39:14,231 --> 00:39:15,861
and none of the perks.
I mean...

723
00:39:17,281 --> 00:39:19,451
You, you're not getting
any perks, are you?

724
00:39:19,781 --> 00:39:21,992
Hey, Hambone, you're
comin' tonight, right, man?

725
00:39:22,072 --> 00:39:23,072
Oh, yeah. We'll be there.

726
00:39:23,162 --> 00:39:25,582
- All right, man!
- "Hambone"?

727
00:39:25,662 --> 00:39:27,242
He really has
entered their world.

728
00:39:28,002 --> 00:39:30,622
GIRLS (TALKING DISTANTLY):
Fourteen times!

729
00:39:34,843 --> 00:39:37,173
No, seriously.
Who would you rather do?

730
00:39:37,593 --> 00:39:39,213
Agent Scully
or Gillian Anderson?

731
00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:42,343
- They're the same person, brainiac.
- Eddie, please.

732
00:39:42,893 --> 00:39:44,013
Hambone?

733
00:39:45,144 --> 00:39:47,974
Flaky, self-absorbed,
neurotic actress-type whore.

734
00:39:48,064 --> 00:39:52,024
Or gun-toting, bad-ass FBI agent with
years of pent-up sexual frustration.

735
00:39:52,194 --> 00:39:55,564
- Not even close.
- My man. What I wouldn't do to Scully.

736
00:39:55,814 --> 00:39:57,865
I'm sure she's been drooled on before.

737
00:39:57,945 --> 00:39:58,945
Jealous?

738
00:40:00,035 --> 00:40:04,415
MAN (OVER P.A.): <i>Order number nine
is up. Number nine. Number nine.</i>

739
00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:07,285
Can you believe that the assistant
manager of our basketball team

740
00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:09,666
actually has his own
<i>X-Files</i> web site?

741
00:40:09,796 --> 00:40:12,086
And he invited me over to
his house to check it out.

742
00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:13,296
His name's Dave.

743
00:40:14,086 --> 00:40:15,926
- What?
- EDDIE: Oh, you know, man.

744
00:40:16,006 --> 00:40:17,296
Designated Dave.

745
00:40:17,386 --> 00:40:19,597
You know, the, uh,
safe ride guy, right?

746
00:40:19,677 --> 00:40:23,057
No, it's not "Designated Dave".
It's "plain Dave".

747
00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:25,767
No "designated," just Dave.

748
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,107
All right.
Plain Dave it is.

749
00:40:31,188 --> 00:40:32,818
Chase, I left my bag in the car.

750
00:40:34,778 --> 00:40:35,818
Help me find it?

751
00:40:43,959 --> 00:40:45,169
So what was that about, huh?

752
00:40:45,249 --> 00:40:47,539
Dave probably saved half their lives,
and they're making fun of him.

753
00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:49,339
- Typical.
- Typical of what?

754
00:40:49,549 --> 00:40:52,669
- Is this more "us, them" rhetoric?
- Well, if the tiara fits...

755
00:40:53,299 --> 00:40:55,430
Come on, Chase.
Can you honestly tell me...

756
00:40:55,510 --> 00:40:57,680
you've never made fun
of those people over there?

757
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,760
No, that's different.

758
00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:03,061
- How?
- Think about it.

759
00:41:03,731 --> 00:41:05,941
We laugh when it's the boss
or the débutantes who slipped

760
00:41:06,021 --> 00:41:08,112
on the banana peel,
not Tiny Tim.

761
00:41:08,312 --> 00:41:11,282
Oh, so you're calling Dave "Tiny Tim"?

762
00:41:11,362 --> 00:41:12,362
Don't do that.

763
00:41:12,442 --> 00:41:14,073
It's okay for you
to put him down.

764
00:41:15,653 --> 00:41:17,033
I don't need this.

765
00:41:17,363 --> 00:41:19,284
Not from you.
You're better than this.

766
00:41:20,084 --> 00:41:21,294
What makes you say that?

767
00:41:23,544 --> 00:41:24,545
Fifth grade.

768
00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:26,965
The first year the teacher
stopped making us

769
00:41:27,045 --> 00:41:28,885
- write valentines to each other.
- Yeah?

770
00:41:29,175 --> 00:41:30,426
Dave got one card.

771
00:41:31,176 --> 00:41:33,016
"I'm bananas about you.
Love, Nicole."

772
00:41:36,687 --> 00:41:37,897
How do you remember that?

773
00:41:39,437 --> 00:41:41,608
- I just do. I'm out of here.
- Don't.

774
00:41:43,188 --> 00:41:44,818
If you leave mad,
it sets us back.

775
00:41:46,609 --> 00:41:47,819
It doesn't set me back.

776
00:41:48,449 --> 00:41:50,319
I know how I got myself
into this.

777
00:41:51,450 --> 00:41:53,290
So far the paybacks
have been minimal.

778
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,251
It's all about you,
your friends and your turf.

779
00:41:56,331 --> 00:41:58,501
- My turf?
- Nicole...

780
00:41:58,711 --> 00:41:59,711
Okay.

781
00:42:00,961 --> 00:42:02,002
You're right.

782
00:42:03,842 --> 00:42:05,212
First, come back.

783
00:42:06,672 --> 00:42:08,973
Be the charmer
we both know you can be.

784
00:42:09,893 --> 00:42:11,763
Then we'll go wherever
you wanna go.

785
00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:13,814
Wherever I want?

786
00:42:15,024 --> 00:42:17,895
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

787
00:42:21,155 --> 00:42:23,776
<i>♪ I'm ready to rip it up
yeah ♪</i>

788
00:42:23,866 --> 00:42:25,486
<i>♪ I'm ready to let it go ♪</i>

789
00:42:26,406 --> 00:42:29,117
<i>♪ Yeah, I gotta turn up
the action ♪</i>

790
00:42:29,457 --> 00:42:31,207
<i>♪ And get some rock 'n' roll ♪</i>

791
00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:34,708
<i>♪ Don't got no time to waste ♪</i>

792
00:42:34,798 --> 00:42:37,258
<i>♪ I'm a rocket
that's ready to blow ♪</i>

793
00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:40,379
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
be chasing the night ♪</i>

794
00:42:40,469 --> 00:42:42,679
<i>♪ So turn up the radio ♪</i>

795
00:42:44,259 --> 00:42:46,350
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be
out on the streets ♪</i>

796
00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:48,980
<i>♪ Yeah, we're gonna
be out all night ♪</i>

797
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,021
<i>♪ We're gonna be
checkin' it out ♪</i>

798
00:42:52,101 --> 00:42:54,611
<i>♪ All right, all right ♪</i>

799
00:42:54,941 --> 00:42:57,732
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
be outta my mind ♪</i>

800
00:42:57,822 --> 00:43:00,112
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm gonna
be outta my head ♪</i>

801
00:43:01,823 --> 00:43:03,953
Liz, Drena, you know Nicole.

802
00:43:04,323 --> 00:43:07,124
Oh, yeah, from the slumber
party last weekend!

803
00:43:07,584 --> 00:43:09,754
- We painted each other's toenails.
- Why don't you girls just...

804
00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:11,875
And then we played
truth or dare, remember?

805
00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:13,675
You two admitted
liking Alanis Morissette

806
00:43:13,755 --> 00:43:15,545
before the record went platinum.

807
00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:17,506
- I never liked...
- You did too.

808
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:21,596
So where's Dulcie?

809
00:43:21,726 --> 00:43:23,687
She'll probably be by later.

810
00:43:25,357 --> 00:43:26,397
Did that hurt?

811
00:43:27,227 --> 00:43:28,438
Not as much as this.

812
00:43:29,358 --> 00:43:30,898
Nipple ring. Cool!

813
00:43:30,988 --> 00:43:32,448
Take your top off.
Let's get a look at it.

814
00:43:34,569 --> 00:43:35,569
Hey, Nicole!

815
00:43:36,409 --> 00:43:38,240
Um, wanna dance?

816
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:41,160
<i>♪ Yeah, I gotta turn up
the action ♪</i>

817
00:43:41,330 --> 00:43:43,170
<i>♪ And get some rock 'n' roll ♪</i>

818
00:43:44,501 --> 00:43:47,001
<i>♪ Don't got no time
to waste now ♪</i>

819
00:43:47,171 --> 00:43:49,172
<i>♪ I'm a rocket
that's ready to blow ♪</i>

820
00:43:50,342 --> 00:43:52,052
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
be chasing the night ♪</i>

821
00:43:52,132 --> 00:43:54,433
<i>♪ So turn up the radio ♪</i>

822
00:43:56,223 --> 00:43:58,393
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be
out on the streets ♪</i>

823
00:43:58,473 --> 00:44:00,894
<i>♪ Yeah, we're gonna
be out all night ♪</i>

824
00:44:01,894 --> 00:44:04,024
<i>♪ We're gonna
be checkin' it out ♪</i>

825
00:44:04,104 --> 00:44:06,615
<i>♪ All right, all right ♪</i>

826
00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:09,735
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
be out of my mind ♪</i>

827
00:44:19,337 --> 00:44:21,128
- Hey, Brad.
- Hey, Alicia.

828
00:44:21,878 --> 00:44:24,878
You know,
Kathy really is a sweetie.

829
00:44:25,678 --> 00:44:26,889
Yeah, she is. Thanks.

830
00:44:28,389 --> 00:44:32,100
You know, it's really cool
that you say that.

831
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,980
I mean, it really is. 'Cause a lot of
the other girls have been complete...

832
00:44:36,730 --> 00:44:38,191
bitches, you know?

833
00:44:38,271 --> 00:44:39,941
'Cause of the whole
Nicole thing.

834
00:44:40,151 --> 00:44:43,992
They're just jealous.
Besides, you're better off.

835
00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:45,572
Really?

836
00:44:45,652 --> 00:44:48,243
I thought that you and Nicole were,
like, really good friends.

837
00:44:48,373 --> 00:44:50,453
Best of.
But everyone knows

838
00:44:50,533 --> 00:44:53,584
Nicole's a lot of talk
and very little action.

839
00:44:54,004 --> 00:44:56,754
Yeah, but a lot of girls
are like that.

840
00:44:57,874 --> 00:44:59,005
Not all girls.

841
00:44:59,295 --> 00:45:00,675
<i>♪ I'm gonna be out of it ♪</i>

842
00:45:03,175 --> 00:45:05,426
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm gonna
be out of my mind ♪</i>

843
00:45:05,806 --> 00:45:07,636
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm gonna
be out of it ♪</i>

844
00:45:09,056 --> 00:45:11,147
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm gonna
be out tonight ♪</i>

845
00:45:11,897 --> 00:45:15,108
<i>- Thank you. Hi.</i>
- (CHEERING, WHISTLING)

846
00:45:16,448 --> 00:45:18,568
- Something to drink?
- Water?

847
00:45:25,329 --> 00:45:26,620
(CHUCKLING)

848
00:45:29,830 --> 00:45:30,831
Chase?

849
00:45:31,791 --> 00:45:33,341
Didn't expect to see you here.

850
00:45:33,961 --> 00:45:35,211
I come here a lot.

851
00:45:35,711 --> 00:45:36,922
Not lately.

852
00:45:38,592 --> 00:45:40,892
Hey. There you go.

853
00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:45,353
- Chase, this is Joshua.
- How are you doing?

854
00:45:45,813 --> 00:45:46,813
Hey.

855
00:45:50,734 --> 00:45:52,655
I didn't expect you
to fall in love.

856
00:45:53,945 --> 00:45:56,285
I didn't expect you
to fall into the gap.

857
00:45:56,365 --> 00:45:57,365
(WHISPERING)

858
00:46:00,746 --> 00:46:02,916
<i>♪ You'd better run, baby, run ♪</i>

859
00:46:02,997 --> 00:46:05,047
<i>♪ Better move on in ♪</i>

860
00:46:05,127 --> 00:46:08,257
<i>♪ Everybody gets out
before they get hit ♪</i>

861
00:46:08,468 --> 00:46:09,468
There you are.

862
00:46:09,548 --> 00:46:12,548
<i>♪ It don't look good
on the face of it ♪</i>

863
00:46:12,798 --> 00:46:16,139
<i>♪ But you must get down ♪</i>

864
00:46:17,599 --> 00:46:20,520
<i>♪ To the other side ♪</i>

865
00:46:22,690 --> 00:46:24,270
Oh. Hey, Dulcie.

866
00:46:25,231 --> 00:46:26,401
Get a room.

867
00:46:27,861 --> 00:46:31,452
<i>♪ He used to drive
a different car ♪</i>

868
00:46:31,952 --> 00:46:33,662
<i>♪ I could tell someone ♪</i>

869
00:46:33,822 --> 00:46:35,913
- Masterful.
- Huh?

870
00:46:37,543 --> 00:46:40,714
I guess now I should bow down
to the queen of scams.

871
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:44,254
<i>♪ You'd better run, baby, run
better move on in ♪</i>

872
00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:47,175
<i>♪ Everybody gets out before they get ♪</i>

873
00:46:47,255 --> 00:46:48,925
DAVE: Got more e-mail
from DghterJudy.

874
00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:50,635
CHASE: The same one
who stood you up?

875
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,516
DAVE: She said she was
at the other Nyble flick.

876
00:46:52,596 --> 00:46:54,096
We were at the wrong theater.

877
00:46:54,936 --> 00:46:56,056
So when's the big hookup?

878
00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:57,977
I don't know.
I'm having second thoughts.

879
00:46:58,067 --> 00:46:59,857
I don't think I could take it
if she saw me,

880
00:46:59,937 --> 00:47:01,397
and I saw
this reaction on her face.

881
00:47:01,487 --> 00:47:03,948
- You know, gross disappointment.
- Dave, it's not about looks.

882
00:47:04,068 --> 00:47:05,868
Uh-huh, and that's what
the tooth fairy was just saying.

883
00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,659
Hey, I'm doing the student poll
for the yearbook staff.

884
00:47:07,739 --> 00:47:10,039
We are doing the student poll
for the year book staff.

885
00:47:10,199 --> 00:47:11,789
Cool. Shoot.

886
00:47:11,869 --> 00:47:14,370
So, what's your idea
of a perfect date?

887
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:16,630
Date, series of activities.
Or date, person?

888
00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:18,341
- Person.
- Activities.

889
00:47:20,091 --> 00:47:21,131
A person.

890
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:25,092
All right. She's the kind of girl
who'll call you on your bullshit.

891
00:47:25,892 --> 00:47:28,722
She's not afraid to dance.
She offers to pay.

892
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:32,433
She doesn't decide before a date
whether she's gonna kiss you or not.

893
00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:34,524
She's not completely earnest,

894
00:47:34,604 --> 00:47:36,734
yet she's not completely
ironic either.

895
00:47:36,904 --> 00:47:39,655
CHLOE: Four grand is a good deal
for a jumbotron.

896
00:47:39,735 --> 00:47:42,325
I'd rather take the overage
out of decorations than entertainment.

897
00:47:42,405 --> 00:47:43,785
We'll lose the smoke.

898
00:47:43,865 --> 00:47:46,416
We got a brandy-style
cover band that is so right,

899
00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:47,536
But they cost.

900
00:47:47,786 --> 00:47:49,496
Nicole, where are we
budget-wise?

901
00:47:51,337 --> 00:47:54,167
Any one got a stun gun?
Hello, Nicole!

902
00:47:54,547 --> 00:47:55,547
Yeah?

903
00:47:55,627 --> 00:47:57,298
How much money do we have
left for decorations?

904
00:47:59,388 --> 00:48:02,349
Oh, uh, the info's in my locker.
I'll figure it out later.

905
00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:05,269
Okay.

906
00:48:05,519 --> 00:48:06,690
I'll go get it now.

907
00:48:08,190 --> 00:48:09,270
(SIGHS)

908
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:13,071
- What's up with Nicole?
- I think she's in love.

909
00:48:13,571 --> 00:48:15,361
RUPERT: Well, they
are a cute couple.

910
00:48:16,781 --> 00:48:19,912
She orders dessert,
and she can be ready in ten minutes.

911
00:48:20,412 --> 00:48:21,452
Wow.

912
00:48:22,202 --> 00:48:25,373
Well, we will have to change
that "bullshit" to "bull."

913
00:48:25,463 --> 00:48:27,423
Well, then use "pretensions."

914
00:48:27,793 --> 00:48:28,884
Okay.

915
00:48:29,174 --> 00:48:30,674
<i>♪ Look at you now ♪</i>

916
00:48:31,384 --> 00:48:32,504
<i>♪ I will ♪</i>

917
00:48:32,594 --> 00:48:35,055
<i>♪ But I won't
follow you down ♪</i>

918
00:48:35,135 --> 00:48:36,265
Who are you?

919
00:48:36,345 --> 00:48:39,726
<i>♪ Look at you now
I did, but I don't ♪</i>

920
00:48:41,896 --> 00:48:45,237
MRS. MARIS: So, what's this
I hear about you and Chase Hammond?

921
00:48:46,397 --> 00:48:48,027
- What do you hear?
- (MUMBLES)

922
00:48:48,857 --> 00:48:50,238
- You're an item.
- Item?

923
00:48:50,318 --> 00:48:52,238
- Mm-hmm.
- Where do you get your news?

924
00:48:52,328 --> 00:48:54,118
Mothers and daughters
should confide, honey.

925
00:48:54,328 --> 00:48:56,579
We saw a band.
We're goin' to a dance.

926
00:48:57,959 --> 00:48:59,619
I don't think he's such
a good idea, Nicole.

927
00:48:59,709 --> 00:49:00,710
Why not?

928
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,550
Well, you're neighbors,
for one thing.

929
00:49:04,050 --> 00:49:06,971
- And another thing is...
- Yeah?

930
00:49:08,801 --> 00:49:10,681
He's too tall for you.

931
00:49:10,761 --> 00:49:13,932
(SCOFFS) Oh, mom.
It'll be okay.

932
00:49:17,063 --> 00:49:19,193
NICOLE: <i>Do you like 'em?
They're the latest.</i>

933
00:49:19,313 --> 00:49:22,314
Yeah, they're great.
Thanks.

934
00:49:22,814 --> 00:49:24,824
<i>We are leaving early tomorrow.
You need me to call you?</i>

935
00:49:24,904 --> 00:49:27,655
No, I'm fine.
I'm not even tired.

936
00:49:28,865 --> 00:49:29,955
Hey, you feel like a walk?

937
00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:32,576
<i>Uh, some of us require
beauty sleep, Chase.</i>

938
00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:33,666
(CALL WAITING BEEPS)

939
00:49:33,746 --> 00:49:35,996
<i>I'll let you get that.
See you tomorrow.</i>

940
00:49:38,467 --> 00:49:39,467
RAY: <i>Hambone!</i>

941
00:49:40,927 --> 00:49:41,927
Dickweed.

942
00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:43,638
You gotta see
what I'm workin' on, guy.

943
00:49:43,718 --> 00:49:46,388
Better yet, I'm offering you
a chance to participate.

944
00:49:46,598 --> 00:49:47,678
What is it?

945
00:49:47,768 --> 00:49:50,389
<i>My man, you've gotta
see this to believe it.</i>

946
00:49:50,809 --> 00:49:53,349
I got the editing room reserved
all day tomorrow.

947
00:49:53,689 --> 00:49:55,980
Uh, I'm-I'm all booked.

948
00:49:58,490 --> 00:50:00,951
Bread crumbs, <i>mi amigo.</i>
<i>Hasta.</i>

949
00:50:02,571 --> 00:50:03,621
(SIGHS)

950
00:50:05,072 --> 00:50:07,542
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

951
00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:14,633
<i>♪ I met you ♪</i>

952
00:50:15,794 --> 00:50:18,464
<i>♪ Before the fall of Rome ♪</i>

953
00:50:19,344 --> 00:50:21,725
<i>♪ And I begged you ♪</i>

954
00:50:22,725 --> 00:50:25,555
<i>♪ To let me take you home ♪</i>

955
00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:28,856
<i>♪ You were wrong
I was right ♪</i>

956
00:50:28,976 --> 00:50:32,897
<i>♪ You said good-bye
I said good night ♪</i>

957
00:50:32,987 --> 00:50:34,907
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo... ♪</i>

958
00:50:35,317 --> 00:50:38,158
Look at 'em down there,
talking about us.

959
00:50:39,038 --> 00:50:41,368
- Saying what, Eddie?
- Oh, you know.

960
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:45,999
- "He's cute. He's sweet. He's built."
- (CHUCKLING)

961
00:50:46,329 --> 00:50:50,210
He primps. Eddie takes longer to get
ready to go out than I do,

962
00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:52,670
And he gets mad at me
for making him wait.

963
00:50:53,171 --> 00:50:55,181
But I do my share
of waiting too, all right.

964
00:50:55,721 --> 00:50:57,511
Well, how long are you
gonna make him wait?

965
00:50:58,142 --> 00:51:00,972
The key to pleasing a woman
is sweet talk.

966
00:51:01,602 --> 00:51:04,563
"You're so beautiful.
Have you lost weight?"

967
00:51:06,103 --> 00:51:09,484
And then there are the three words
that always seal the deal for me.

968
00:51:10,074 --> 00:51:11,534
"Another tequila shot?"

969
00:51:12,614 --> 00:51:14,575
Come on, Nicole.
We're bonding here.

970
00:51:14,955 --> 00:51:17,035
Dish, girl.
Chase Hammond?

971
00:51:17,245 --> 00:51:21,166
Big hands, big feet.
You know.

972
00:51:21,246 --> 00:51:24,416
<i>♪ It's all been done ♪</i>

973
00:51:24,796 --> 00:51:28,427
<i>♪ Before ♪</i>

974
00:51:29,177 --> 00:51:30,758
- Hey, Bo.
- It's Dee.

975
00:51:31,508 --> 00:51:34,598
Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that.

976
00:51:35,348 --> 00:51:36,899
It never was Bo.

977
00:51:36,979 --> 00:51:38,559
Oh, really?
I thought it was always...

978
00:51:38,649 --> 00:51:41,400
When you're 40 pounds overweight,
and your last name's Vine,

979
00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:43,740
It doesn't take people long
to land on a nickname.

980
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,741
- Your parents named you Dee Vine?
- No, Dee's a contraction.

981
00:51:49,281 --> 00:51:50,581
I changed it myself.

982
00:51:51,161 --> 00:51:52,412
And no one said anything?

983
00:51:53,832 --> 00:51:55,752
- You should go into politics.
- (CHUCKLES)

984
00:51:56,002 --> 00:51:58,713
After I dropped the weight,
died my hair, got contacts,

985
00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:00,463
I would just kind of giggle and say,

986
00:52:00,543 --> 00:52:02,714
"Oh, yeah. So-and-so
started calling me Dee."

987
00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:05,474
Just kept attributing it
to whoever wasn't around,

988
00:52:05,554 --> 00:52:07,724
and pretty soon,
well, here I am.

989
00:52:08,095 --> 00:52:10,725
- Dee Vine. And now Miss Time Zone.
- (GIGGLING)

990
00:52:12,895 --> 00:52:15,736
So, why share all this
juiciness with me?

991
00:52:16,816 --> 00:52:19,857
- We are kindred, Hambone.
- EDDIE (DISTANT): What are you doing?

992
00:52:20,447 --> 00:52:22,077
(SHOUTING, DISTANT)

993
00:52:24,198 --> 00:52:25,538
(SPLASHING, LAUGHING)

994
00:52:25,998 --> 00:52:27,328
Do you think you're happier now?

995
00:52:29,328 --> 00:52:32,089
I don't know.
Do you?

996
00:52:33,249 --> 00:52:34,379
Jury's still out.

997
00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:36,880
It may have been a short list,

998
00:52:36,970 --> 00:52:39,340
but before I became
what I am now,

999
00:52:39,430 --> 00:52:40,931
at least I knew
who cared about me.

1000
00:52:41,011 --> 00:52:42,101
(EDDIE LAUGHING, DISTANT)

1001
00:52:42,431 --> 00:52:43,641
Really cared.

1002
00:52:44,811 --> 00:52:47,892
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- That's much better.

1003
00:52:47,982 --> 00:52:49,062
(GRUNTING)

1004
00:52:50,142 --> 00:52:51,443
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
- Oh, boy! Yes!

1005
00:52:52,653 --> 00:52:53,693
Hey, Kathy.

1006
00:52:55,153 --> 00:52:58,364
Hey, Kathy!
Have you been over to Brad's?

1007
00:52:58,574 --> 00:53:00,244
Yeah, it's nice.

1008
00:53:00,914 --> 00:53:04,955
Weird, huh?
His family seems so normal.

1009
00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:09,166
You'd never guess they belonged
to one of those doomsday cults.

1010
00:53:10,126 --> 00:53:11,426
A-are you serious?

1011
00:53:18,058 --> 00:53:22,438
Nicole, better grab
captain kangaroo.

1012
00:53:24,399 --> 00:53:26,649
I swear, I can't
take him anywhere.

1013
00:53:30,190 --> 00:53:31,240
(CHASE YELLING)

1014
00:53:43,882 --> 00:53:44,883
BOY: Hang loose,
Hambone!

1015
00:53:44,963 --> 00:53:45,963
GIRL: Good night.

1016
00:53:47,463 --> 00:53:48,593
You know,

1017
00:53:49,303 --> 00:53:51,634
I still have the letter you wrote
me in seventh grade.

1018
00:53:52,184 --> 00:53:53,434
Burn it.

1019
00:53:53,514 --> 00:53:56,225
You said, uh...
you said you hated me,

1020
00:53:56,305 --> 00:53:57,315
and there was something in there

1021
00:53:57,395 --> 00:53:59,145
about how the only way you'd
ever touch me again

1022
00:53:59,225 --> 00:54:00,646
was if you came down
with leprosy.

1023
00:54:00,896 --> 00:54:02,736
Yeah, sorry about that.

1024
00:54:03,146 --> 00:54:05,026
Don't be. I deserved it.

1025
00:54:05,987 --> 00:54:07,447
I'm the one who should be sorry.

1026
00:54:08,447 --> 00:54:09,787
Chase, when your mom got sick...

1027
00:54:09,867 --> 00:54:11,788
Please, Nicole
let's not do this.

1028
00:54:12,618 --> 00:54:16,038
I want to. I've wanted
to say this for five years now.

1029
00:54:19,879 --> 00:54:21,339
When your mom got sick,

1030
00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:23,550
I couldn't bear to go over
to your house.

1031
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,890
It was too hard.
I was too scared.

1032
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,601
I just wanted to cry
all the time.

1033
00:54:29,761 --> 00:54:31,101
Every time I saw her,

1034
00:54:33,142 --> 00:54:34,562
every time I saw you.

1035
00:54:38,563 --> 00:54:40,653
Even when we were together,
you wouldn't say anything.

1036
00:54:40,733 --> 00:54:41,863
You'd just sit there.

1037
00:54:42,783 --> 00:54:44,904
So when you started
wigging out in school,

1038
00:54:44,994 --> 00:54:47,374
skipping, pulling fire alarms,

1039
00:54:49,205 --> 00:54:51,245
I just acted
like I didn't know you.

1040
00:54:51,915 --> 00:54:53,165
Well, I'm over it now.

1041
00:55:02,387 --> 00:55:04,887
Well, good night.

1042
00:55:05,518 --> 00:55:06,518
Yeah.

1043
00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:18,700
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

1044
00:55:24,291 --> 00:55:25,791
You forgot your towels.

1045
00:55:26,712 --> 00:55:29,502
Oh. Thanks.

1046
00:55:30,172 --> 00:55:31,672
- Good night.
- Good night.

1047
00:55:34,513 --> 00:55:35,553
(SIGHS)

1048
00:55:40,344 --> 00:55:42,144
After our last lab assignment,

1049
00:55:42,224 --> 00:55:45,065
Mr. Rope brought this
to my attention.

1050
00:55:45,605 --> 00:55:48,066
It seems they found four
during locker-by-locker searches.

1051
00:55:48,146 --> 00:55:49,196
(SNIFFS)

1052
00:55:50,406 --> 00:55:54,407
Consequently, your lab partners will
be chosen alphabetically from now on.

1053
00:55:58,157 --> 00:56:00,628
(LIQUID POURING)

1054
00:56:02,498 --> 00:56:06,379
So, did you teach Chase to jump
through fiery hoops yet?

1055
00:56:07,049 --> 00:56:08,589
Balance a ball on his nose?

1056
00:56:09,089 --> 00:56:10,840
I'm still working
on matching socks.

1057
00:56:10,930 --> 00:56:11,970
(CHUCKLES)

1058
00:56:12,470 --> 00:56:15,101
You know, you two make
a very, very cute couple,

1059
00:56:15,891 --> 00:56:19,191
But, I guess you hear that
all the time.

1060
00:56:21,602 --> 00:56:22,862
Why do you care?

1061
00:56:23,692 --> 00:56:25,523
I don't. You're welcome to him.

1062
00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:28,743
I used to think he had some...

1063
00:56:28,823 --> 00:56:30,863
I don't know, some social
consciousness.

1064
00:56:31,074 --> 00:56:34,584
- Is this the animal testing thing?
- Your concern is noted.

1065
00:56:35,164 --> 00:56:36,915
Do you know anything
about his mother?

1066
00:56:39,335 --> 00:56:41,756
Only that she died when he was young,

1067
00:56:42,216 --> 00:56:43,586
like 12 or something.

1068
00:56:43,796 --> 00:56:46,556
Eleven.
You know how?

1069
00:56:47,427 --> 00:56:48,517
No.

1070
00:56:49,017 --> 00:56:50,137
Cancer.

1071
00:56:51,557 --> 00:56:54,438
Lab rats, medical research...

1072
00:56:56,478 --> 00:56:57,648
Think about it.

1073
00:57:16,292 --> 00:57:19,012
Hey, I finally downloaded
the original <i>Space Invaders.</i>

1074
00:57:19,092 --> 00:57:22,513
I'm talking quality 1981 graphics.
We gotta play tonight, man.

1075
00:57:22,723 --> 00:57:24,183
Yeah, I don't know. I guess.

1076
00:57:24,684 --> 00:57:27,764
- Let's see what Chase wants to do.
- (YELLING)

1077
00:57:27,974 --> 00:57:30,145
- What's up, man?
- What's up, man?

1078
00:57:31,105 --> 00:57:34,355
I think he has to make an appearance
at Brad Seldon's party tonight.

1079
00:57:34,445 --> 00:57:36,816
Oh, yeah, of course. Yes.

1080
00:57:39,446 --> 00:57:40,947
<i>♪ Crazy ♪</i>

1081
00:57:41,747 --> 00:57:43,117
<i>♪ Baby ♪</i>

1082
00:57:43,207 --> 00:57:45,617
NICOLE: So, this is the last
pre-centennial event for us.

1083
00:57:45,827 --> 00:57:46,878
We're in the home stretch.

1084
00:57:48,498 --> 00:57:51,629
Hey, did you say something
to Dulcie in lab?

1085
00:57:52,339 --> 00:57:53,339
Why?

1086
00:57:53,419 --> 00:57:55,429
I don't know.
She's been freaky around me.

1087
00:57:55,969 --> 00:57:57,010
Nice, even.

1088
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,100
Well, mission nearly
accomplished then, huh?

1089
00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:02,351
I guess.

1090
00:58:02,891 --> 00:58:06,021
NICOLE: So, can I negotiate
an entrance with hand-holding?

1091
00:58:06,811 --> 00:58:08,232
<i>♪ It's easy to see ♪</i>

1092
00:58:08,522 --> 00:58:10,652
<i>♪ You drive me crazy ♪</i>

1093
00:58:11,362 --> 00:58:13,403
<i>♪ I just can't sleep ♪</i>

1094
00:58:13,903 --> 00:58:16,163
<i>♪ I'm so excited ♪</i>

1095
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,743
<i>♪ I'm in too deep ♪</i>

1096
00:58:18,244 --> 00:58:19,954
<i>♪ Oh, crazy ♪</i>

1097
00:58:20,034 --> 00:58:22,834
<i>♪ But it feels all right ♪</i>

1098
00:58:22,914 --> 00:58:26,795
<i>♪ Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night ♪</i>

1099
00:58:26,875 --> 00:58:27,885
<i>♪ Sing it! ♪</i>

1100
00:58:27,965 --> 00:58:29,676
<i>♪ Crazy ♪</i>

1101
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,926
(LAUGHING)

1102
00:58:32,216 --> 00:58:35,637
<i>♪ Crazy, oh, yeah ♪</i>

1103
00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:39,107
(INDISTINCT VIDEO
GAME GUNFIRE)

1104
00:58:43,148 --> 00:58:45,859
Uhhh, ha, yeah!

1105
00:58:46,989 --> 00:58:49,119
<i>♪ Can't mess with the skills ♪</i>

1106
00:58:52,950 --> 00:58:53,950
(SIGHS)

1107
00:58:55,450 --> 00:58:56,661
Hey, Nicole!

1108
00:58:57,291 --> 00:59:00,751
Oh, hey, Brad. I was just
waiting for the bathroom.

1109
00:59:01,091 --> 00:59:03,052
- Yeah, that's cool.
- (SIGHS)

1110
00:59:05,882 --> 00:59:07,973
- So where's Kitty?
- Kathy.

1111
00:59:08,433 --> 00:59:10,053
Right. Kathy.

1112
00:59:10,263 --> 00:59:12,014
I haven't seen her here tonight.

1113
00:59:12,974 --> 00:59:14,894
She said we had
different beliefs.

1114
00:59:15,104 --> 00:59:18,065
And that was it.
Can you believe that?

1115
00:59:18,395 --> 00:59:20,065
I mean, I'm Lutheran.

1116
00:59:20,905 --> 00:59:24,536
So, it's like
a fairy tale, right?

1117
00:59:24,656 --> 00:59:27,116
- Huh?
- I mean, you and Nicole.

1118
00:59:28,287 --> 00:59:30,287
Falling in love
with the girl next door.

1119
00:59:30,707 --> 00:59:32,327
Oh, yeah. Right.

1120
00:59:34,418 --> 00:59:35,548
Too bad.

1121
00:59:37,798 --> 00:59:38,879
What's too bad?

1122
00:59:39,339 --> 00:59:42,179
Well, you know...
that you're taken.

1123
00:59:43,049 --> 00:59:47,100
I mean, who could have known
that underneath all that rebellion

1124
00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:49,270
there was a heart-breaker
dying to get out?

1125
01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:05,784
Look at her in there.

1126
01:00:06,794 --> 01:00:10,374
Suddenly, Brad's on the market again,
and she's back to Plan A.

1127
01:00:11,255 --> 01:00:12,635
Old crushes die hard.

1128
01:00:14,385 --> 01:00:17,806
I wonder, are you sure
Nicole's the one?

1129
01:00:19,926 --> 01:00:24,097
Just think. If Brad hadn't fallen
into that cheerleader's arms,

1130
01:00:24,517 --> 01:00:27,728
Nicole would've gotten
exactly what she wanted.

1131
01:00:28,528 --> 01:00:32,358
Maybe, then... I would've
gotten what I wanted too.

1132
01:00:33,239 --> 01:00:37,279
<i>♪ Your love is sweeter
than I've ever had before ♪</i>

1133
01:00:38,370 --> 01:00:43,171
<i>♪ Each and every flavor always
leaves me wanting more ♪</i>

1134
01:00:43,251 --> 01:00:47,751
<i>♪ I say sugar, I say honey
even better than money ♪</i>

1135
01:00:48,051 --> 01:00:50,882
Remember that night you
yelled at me in the car?

1136
01:00:50,972 --> 01:00:51,972
Vaguely.

1137
01:00:52,052 --> 01:00:55,473
All that stuff that you said
about love being for dopes.

1138
01:00:56,263 --> 01:00:57,353
You were right.

1139
01:01:05,155 --> 01:01:07,115
Not in this lifetime, Romeo!

1140
01:01:07,195 --> 01:01:09,485
- Nicole's my friend!
- Huh?

1141
01:01:19,127 --> 01:01:20,167
CHASE: Nicole.

1142
01:01:22,088 --> 01:01:23,168
Nicole!

1143
01:01:26,839 --> 01:01:28,259
(KNOCKING)

1144
01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:30,219
Nicole.

1145
01:01:30,429 --> 01:01:31,930
<i>♪ Won't you keep it
coming, girl ♪</i>

1146
01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:34,140
<i>♪ Until I'm satisfied ♪</i>

1147
01:01:34,230 --> 01:01:35,230
CHASE: Nicole!

1148
01:01:38,311 --> 01:01:41,151
<i>♪ Our two worlds apart ♪</i>

1149
01:01:42,111 --> 01:01:45,652
<i>♪ Can't reach to your heart ♪</i>

1150
01:01:46,112 --> 01:01:48,243
<i>♪ When you say ♪</i>

1151
01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:51,873
<i>♪ I want it that way ♪</i>

1152
01:01:52,123 --> 01:01:56,004
<i>♪ Tell me why
ain't nothin' but a heartache ♪</i>

1153
01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:57,964
How could you do that?

1154
01:01:58,505 --> 01:02:00,005
I was testing him.

1155
01:02:01,005 --> 01:02:03,215
Frankly, I think
I did you a favor.

1156
01:02:03,305 --> 01:02:06,096
You weren't doing me a favor.
You're miserable,

1157
01:02:06,186 --> 01:02:08,516
and you know what they say
about misery loving company.

1158
01:02:08,846 --> 01:02:10,687
You just didn't want
to see me happy.

1159
01:02:10,767 --> 01:02:12,607
Chill, drama queen.

1160
01:02:13,277 --> 01:02:15,068
Remember, it's not life and death.

1161
01:02:16,278 --> 01:02:20,119
(MUSIC CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

1162
01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:21,489
(PLASTIC CUP FALLING)

1163
01:02:25,370 --> 01:02:26,710
Are you okay?

1164
01:02:28,170 --> 01:02:29,170
I don't know.

1165
01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:33,961
(COUGHING)

1166
01:02:40,972 --> 01:02:43,063
Oh, that's good.
That's good.

1167
01:02:43,313 --> 01:02:44,473
Reverse.

1168
01:02:46,023 --> 01:02:47,644
Okay, let me
really see the pain.

1169
01:02:47,734 --> 01:02:49,734
(COUGHING)

1170
01:02:56,115 --> 01:02:57,366
You called?

1171
01:02:57,996 --> 01:02:59,326
Yeah, I called.

1172
01:02:59,706 --> 01:03:01,456
- I'm stayin'.
- Why?

1173
01:03:01,706 --> 01:03:04,127
I like to party.
I like to get down.

1174
01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:07,167
(ENGINE RUMBLES)

1175
01:03:18,559 --> 01:03:20,770
I, uh, got another note
from DghterJudy.

1176
01:03:23,810 --> 01:03:26,321
Yeah, she says
she thinks I'm funny.

1177
01:03:26,861 --> 01:03:27,991
(SARCASTICALLY) Ha ha ha.

1178
01:03:31,662 --> 01:03:33,952
So, uh, who all
was at the party?

1179
01:03:34,702 --> 01:03:36,163
Everybody.

1180
01:03:38,163 --> 01:03:41,334
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1181
01:03:41,874 --> 01:03:45,845
Ahh! Jesus!
What the hell, Dave?

1182
01:03:46,305 --> 01:03:50,385
Look, sorry, but everybody
was not at the party.

1183
01:03:50,805 --> 01:03:52,976
I wasn't there.
Ray wasn't there.

1184
01:03:53,056 --> 01:03:55,936
You know, we used to be your friends,
if you can remember that far back.

1185
01:03:56,437 --> 01:03:58,277
You know what I remember, Dave?

1186
01:03:59,527 --> 01:04:02,028
I remember you cleaning out
Eddie Lampell's locker

1187
01:04:02,108 --> 01:04:04,738
- because he said he'd be your friend.
- I did the guy a favor!

1188
01:04:04,818 --> 01:04:06,488
I remember you
buying Alicia DeGasario

1189
01:04:06,578 --> 01:04:08,199
at the student council
auction last year,

1190
01:04:08,289 --> 01:04:10,159
and then letting her spend
the day with her boyfriend.

1191
01:04:10,329 --> 01:04:12,409
- Do you have a point?
- Yeah, my point is, Dave,

1192
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:14,960
you're not mad at me,
you're jealous.

1193
01:04:17,170 --> 01:04:18,961
What's wrong with
wanting to be liked?

1194
01:04:19,761 --> 01:04:22,971
You want them to like you, Dave?
Tell them to go fuck themselves.

1195
01:04:23,842 --> 01:04:25,552
People like that
need people like you,

1196
01:04:25,642 --> 01:04:28,643
otherwise there's twice as much trash
and no one to take it out.

1197
01:04:29,103 --> 01:04:30,433
You're totally losing me.

1198
01:04:30,523 --> 01:04:34,524
(PAGER BEEPING)

1199
01:04:35,484 --> 01:04:37,194
Don't go, Dave.

1200
01:04:38,274 --> 01:04:39,785
There's sober people there.

1201
01:04:39,865 --> 01:04:41,365
They just don't want
to leave the party.

1202
01:04:42,245 --> 01:04:44,075
I can't not go.

1203
01:04:46,166 --> 01:04:49,036
This is close enough.
I wanted to walk anyway.

1204
01:04:57,548 --> 01:04:59,298
(ENGINE RUMBLING)

1205
01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:10,110
Come on, baby.
Come on.

1206
01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:12,281
Cut it out, Eddie.

1207
01:05:13,361 --> 01:05:16,281
What? No one's gonna
know about it. Come on.

1208
01:05:17,612 --> 01:05:18,622
Sorry, Dave.

1209
01:05:18,702 --> 01:05:20,452
I would've driven him home,
but I can't drive his car.

1210
01:05:20,532 --> 01:05:21,992
It's a stick

1211
01:05:22,373 --> 01:05:25,333
Well, I'll show you how
to drive a stick right now.

1212
01:05:25,413 --> 01:05:26,423
Here it is. Come on.

1213
01:05:26,503 --> 01:05:29,464
I meant a real car, Eddie,
not a matchbox.

1214
01:05:29,794 --> 01:05:33,385
Yeah, well, kiss my ass,
you once-fat bitch.

1215
01:05:33,465 --> 01:05:35,015
I remember
when you were nothing.

1216
01:05:35,225 --> 01:05:38,936
Just a sweaty little egghead
drooling over football players.

1217
01:05:39,096 --> 01:05:41,566
EDDIE: Now you think that
because you're Mrs. Time Zone

1218
01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:42,896
that your shit don't stink.

1219
01:05:42,976 --> 01:05:44,937
- Miss Time Zone.
- Whatever. Shut up!

1220
01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:48,067
You know, you think you're
Miss thing, but you know what?

1221
01:05:48,157 --> 01:05:51,578
EDDIE: You're just a wanna-be
who got lucky with a case of bulimia!

1222
01:05:52,028 --> 01:05:54,489
DAVE: You're walking.
Hey, Dee, you all right?

1223
01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:56,159
DEE: I think so.
Eddie, stop it!

1224
01:05:56,249 --> 01:05:57,619
(DAVE GRUNTS, GROANING)

1225
01:05:57,709 --> 01:05:59,039
EDDIE: What are you thinking?

1226
01:05:59,119 --> 01:06:01,460
- DEE: Come on, Eddie!
- Designated Dave? Huh?

1227
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:03,920
This isn't <i>Revenge of the Nerds,</i> man!
(DAVE GRUNTING)

1228
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,341
- Stop it, Eddie! Stop it!
- No radioactive spider bit you.

1229
01:06:07,421 --> 01:06:08,971
- DEE: Stop!
- (EDDIE SPITS)

1230
01:06:09,971 --> 01:06:13,142
Get your ass up
and drive me home. And you...

1231
01:06:13,562 --> 01:06:15,472
Ow! Ow!

1232
01:06:17,183 --> 01:06:18,233
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

1233
01:06:19,773 --> 01:06:21,944
Sorry. You wanna
get out of here?

1234
01:06:22,024 --> 01:06:25,574
Can you bring me back to the party,
please, Dave? I need to talk to Sue.

1235
01:06:25,654 --> 01:06:27,445
- Okay.
- (EDDIE GROANING)

1236
01:06:31,665 --> 01:06:32,786
(ENGINE RUMBLING)

1237
01:06:36,546 --> 01:06:38,007
(EDDIE GROANING)

1238
01:06:42,677 --> 01:06:44,178
(SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1239
01:07:03,701 --> 01:07:06,202
DULCIE: Maya Angelo's,
<i>I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.</i>

1240
01:07:06,662 --> 01:07:07,662
Really? You do?

1241
01:07:07,742 --> 01:07:09,202
Chase, you're not listening.
I mean

1242
01:07:09,292 --> 01:07:11,673
some parents want to take it
off the ninth grade reading list

1243
01:07:11,753 --> 01:07:13,003
because they think that, um...

1244
01:07:14,133 --> 01:07:15,294
Chase!

1245
01:07:21,725 --> 01:07:23,345
Wh-why are you telling me this?

1246
01:07:23,765 --> 01:07:27,226
I'm your past tense quasi-boyfriend,
not the American people.

1247
01:07:27,726 --> 01:07:29,436
Well, what I'm trying to say,

1248
01:07:29,986 --> 01:07:32,737
is that both the tense
and title are negotiable.

1249
01:07:42,329 --> 01:07:44,079
Okay, ten seconds!

1250
01:07:54,381 --> 01:07:56,971
SUE (ON TV): Candy. We're not supposed
to eat it in school,

1251
01:07:57,051 --> 01:08:00,432
yet clubs sell everything
from M&M's to breath fresheners.

1252
01:08:01,392 --> 01:08:04,643
<i>Today our investigative report,</i>
Dollars and Certs.

1253
01:08:04,903 --> 01:08:07,773
(JINGLE PLAYING)

1254
01:08:07,863 --> 01:08:09,904
SUE: <i>The marching band
couldn't march without it.</i>

1255
01:08:10,784 --> 01:08:12,614
<i>Cheerleaders
couldn't cheer without it.</i>

1256
01:08:12,944 --> 01:08:15,075
- SUE: <i>Like any ecosystem or machine...</i>
- Nicole?

1257
01:08:16,705 --> 01:08:18,035
About Friday night...

1258
01:08:18,285 --> 01:08:20,546
(SUE CONTINUES SPEAKING
ON TV INDISTINCTLY)

1259
01:08:20,626 --> 01:08:23,466
It's called an easy-out clause Chase,
'cause it's supposed to be easy.

1260
01:08:23,546 --> 01:08:27,217
(TOM ON TV
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1261
01:08:28,217 --> 01:08:29,347
So that's it, huh?

1262
01:08:30,598 --> 01:08:31,968
You need more closure than this?

1263
01:08:32,058 --> 01:08:36,229
- TOM: <i>Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...</i>
- No. Guess not.

1264
01:08:36,309 --> 01:08:39,109
<i>Okay, okay, okay, okay...</i>

1265
01:08:43,190 --> 01:08:46,491
<i>♪ I'm in with the in crowd ♪</i>

1266
01:08:46,991 --> 01:08:50,701
<i>♪ I go where
the in crowd goes ♪</i>

1267
01:08:50,781 --> 01:08:53,952
<i>♪ I'm in with the in crowd ♪</i>

1268
01:08:54,292 --> 01:08:58,293
<i>♪ And I know
what the in crowd knows ♪</i>

1269
01:08:59,293 --> 01:09:02,213
<i>♪ Anytime of the year
don't you hear ♪</i>

1270
01:09:02,924 --> 01:09:05,924
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1271
01:09:08,515 --> 01:09:11,105
<i>♪ We cruise up and down
the street ♪</i>

1272
01:09:11,305 --> 01:09:14,986
<i>♪ We get respect
from the people we meet ♪</i>

1273
01:09:15,356 --> 01:09:16,356
<i>♪ Baby ♪</i>

1274
01:09:16,436 --> 01:09:18,407
<i>♪ They make waves
day or night ♪</i>

1275
01:09:18,697 --> 01:09:22,487
<i>♪ They know the in crowd
is out of sight ♪</i>

1276
01:09:23,237 --> 01:09:25,578
<i>Just give me the key!</i>

1277
01:09:28,248 --> 01:09:31,209
- Ugh!
- (CHITTERING)

1278
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,510
Okay, we are on
Wednesday at 8:00,

1279
01:09:39,090 --> 01:09:42,511
- Thursday at 8:00, Friday at 8:05.
- 8:05?

1280
01:09:42,601 --> 01:09:46,222
- (TELEPHONE RINGS)
- (MAN ON PHONE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1281
01:09:47,562 --> 01:09:48,982
Not so fast, Ray Neeley!

1282
01:09:49,062 --> 01:09:51,773
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

1283
01:09:53,903 --> 01:09:56,484
Can I just tell you, I heard
from one of the office aides

1284
01:09:56,574 --> 01:09:58,404
they gave Ray three weeks
of in-school suspension.

1285
01:09:58,494 --> 01:10:00,204
They should've
kicked his ass all the way out.

1286
01:10:00,614 --> 01:10:03,535
Have you ever talked to the guy?
He is such a complete loser.

1287
01:10:03,625 --> 01:10:06,836
It just figures that he would do
something like this. Stupid ass.

1288
01:10:07,006 --> 01:10:09,796
Sue, he's gonna be winning MTV awards

1289
01:10:09,876 --> 01:10:11,586
while you're still
the local weather girl.

1290
01:10:13,597 --> 01:10:15,097
Well, I guess it's easy to be a bitch

1291
01:10:15,177 --> 01:10:17,017
now that Brad Seldon's
available again.

1292
01:10:17,808 --> 01:10:19,678
It's easy to be a bitch
either way.

1293
01:10:21,598 --> 01:10:24,309
<i>♪ It's comin' over you ♪</i>

1294
01:10:24,399 --> 01:10:26,439
<i>♪ It's comin' over me ♪</i>

1295
01:10:26,519 --> 01:10:27,569
(LINE RINGING)

1296
01:10:27,649 --> 01:10:31,070
<i>♪ Crashing like a tidal wave
It drags me out to sea ♪</i>

1297
01:10:31,150 --> 01:10:32,200
(PHONE RINGING)

1298
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:34,661
<i>♪ And I wanna be with you ♪</i>

1299
01:10:34,741 --> 01:10:37,331
<i>♪ You wanna be with me ♪</i>

1300
01:10:37,411 --> 01:10:39,962
<i>♪ Crashing like a tidal wave ♪</i>

1301
01:10:40,042 --> 01:10:42,832
<i>♪ I don't wanna be ♪</i>

1302
01:10:43,002 --> 01:10:45,383
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1303
01:10:45,463 --> 01:10:48,593
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1304
01:10:48,673 --> 01:10:51,134
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1305
01:10:51,224 --> 01:10:54,264
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1306
01:10:55,355 --> 01:10:57,475
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1307
01:10:57,565 --> 01:11:00,355
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1308
01:11:00,436 --> 01:11:02,696
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1309
01:11:02,776 --> 01:11:04,856
<i>♪ Stranded ♪</i>

1310
01:11:08,657 --> 01:11:12,538
<i>♪ It's comin' over you
it's comin' over me ♪</i>

1311
01:11:12,618 --> 01:11:13,918
- Hey.
- Hi, Brad.

1312
01:11:13,998 --> 01:11:18,129
<i>♪ Crashing like a tidal wave
it drags me out to sea ♪</i>

1313
01:11:18,209 --> 01:11:19,589
BRAD: Listen, about the dance...

1314
01:11:19,669 --> 01:11:21,209
<i>♪ I wanna be with you ♪</i>

1315
01:11:21,299 --> 01:11:22,420
BRAD: What do you think?

1316
01:11:22,510 --> 01:11:24,380
<i>♪ You wanna be with me ♪</i>

1317
01:11:24,470 --> 01:11:28,891
<i>♪ Crashing like a tidal wave
I don't wanna be ♪</i>

1318
01:11:30,271 --> 01:11:32,852
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1319
01:11:32,932 --> 01:11:35,562
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1320
01:11:35,652 --> 01:11:38,233
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1321
01:11:38,323 --> 01:11:40,403
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1322
01:11:40,533 --> 01:11:42,073
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1323
01:11:42,153 --> 01:11:45,824
<i>♪ Let me see you
Stranded, stranded ♪</i>

1324
01:11:45,914 --> 01:11:49,745
<i>♪ Stranded, stranded
Let me see you ♪</i>

1325
01:11:49,835 --> 01:11:50,875
<i>♪ Stranded ♪</i>

1326
01:11:50,955 --> 01:11:52,205
Centennial weekend is here.

1327
01:11:52,295 --> 01:11:54,586
It's time you'll want
to share with a special someone,

1328
01:11:55,046 --> 01:11:57,176
because it truly is a once-
in-a-lifetime event.

1329
01:11:57,506 --> 01:11:59,797
On behalf of the entire
centennial dance committee,

1330
01:12:00,057 --> 01:12:02,717
we look forward to seeing you
there in your formal wear.

1331
01:12:03,637 --> 01:12:05,978
SUE: That's a cut.
All right, Ray, let's reset.

1332
01:12:06,558 --> 01:12:07,648
Is that all you need?

1333
01:12:07,728 --> 01:12:08,808
Yeah, that was great.

1334
01:12:08,898 --> 01:12:10,769
Thanks. These will air
all day tomorrow.

1335
01:12:11,819 --> 01:12:13,859
Hey, that sounded good.

1336
01:12:14,609 --> 01:12:17,360
It was bullshit. "Share it
with someone special."

1337
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:19,320
That's not reality.

1338
01:12:21,241 --> 01:12:22,831
I'm really sorry about Chase.

1339
01:12:24,291 --> 01:12:25,541
I should've known better.

1340
01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:29,382
My dad did it to my mom.
Eddie did it to you.

1341
01:12:31,713 --> 01:12:32,843
What's the point?

1342
01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:35,423
DEE: You can't give up, Nicole.

1343
01:12:35,803 --> 01:12:37,934
Why not? I'm through
with it. All of it.

1344
01:12:38,304 --> 01:12:40,804
Yeah, but didn't Brad
finally ask you to Centennial?

1345
01:12:40,974 --> 01:12:42,975
I mean, that's what you've been
wanting all along, isn't it?

1346
01:12:43,935 --> 01:12:45,105
That's the twisted part.

1347
01:12:46,485 --> 01:12:51,116
I finally got what I wanted,
but it doesn't matter anymore.

1348
01:12:52,576 --> 01:12:53,987
SUE: Dee, you're up next.

1349
01:13:07,509 --> 01:13:09,380
(ELECTRONIC VOICE)
Cowabunga, kids.

1350
01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,140
DAVE: I'm thinking
about college.

1351
01:13:12,220 --> 01:13:14,220
CHASE: You're accepted.
What's left to worry about?

1352
01:13:14,430 --> 01:13:15,431
Whoa.

1353
01:13:15,521 --> 01:13:18,731
I'm thinking that maybe I should go
to an east coast school.

1354
01:13:18,981 --> 01:13:21,522
You know, somewhere
where no one knows me,

1355
01:13:21,812 --> 01:13:24,272
some place where I'm not
"Designated Dave."

1356
01:13:25,152 --> 01:13:27,903
Well, why don't you
go to state as planned,

1357
01:13:28,653 --> 01:13:30,363
and let "Designated Dave"

1358
01:13:30,453 --> 01:13:33,664
go off to Long Island
Junior College?

1359
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:42,836
Hey, guess who got asked
to the Centennial Extravaganza?

1360
01:13:43,506 --> 01:13:46,506
- Who's the lucky lady?
- Dghterjudy.

1361
01:13:46,716 --> 01:13:48,477
Oh, virtually a date.

1362
01:13:49,137 --> 01:13:50,137
Virtually?

1363
01:13:50,227 --> 01:13:53,188
She's gonna e-mail me her address
right before the dance.

1364
01:13:54,728 --> 01:13:55,728
Are you going?

1365
01:13:56,978 --> 01:13:58,189
Oh, he was going.

1366
01:13:59,029 --> 01:14:02,569
Oh, you mean the horribly freakish
distorted version of your former self?

1367
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:04,780
Yeah.

1368
01:14:06,490 --> 01:14:07,790
But now you're back.

1369
01:14:10,831 --> 01:14:12,621
NICOLE (ON TV):
<i>Centennial weekend is here.</i>

1370
01:14:12,871 --> 01:14:15,002
<i>It's time you'll want to share
with a special someone</i>

1371
01:14:15,082 --> 01:14:17,252
<i>because it truly
is a once-in-a-lifetime event.</i>

1372
01:14:17,712 --> 01:14:19,923
<i>On behalf of the entire
centennial dance committee,</i>

1373
01:14:20,013 --> 01:14:22,513
<i>we look forward to seeing you
there in your formal wear.</i>

1374
01:14:29,184 --> 01:14:30,395
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

1375
01:14:30,935 --> 01:14:34,655
MRS. MARIS: Nicole, I'm leaving
for the dance now.

1376
01:14:34,905 --> 01:14:36,276
Are you almost ready?

1377
01:14:52,469 --> 01:14:55,969
(PHONE RINGING)

1378
01:15:13,363 --> 01:15:15,073
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1379
01:15:16,413 --> 01:15:20,204
(SIGHS) Whoa.

1380
01:15:20,744 --> 01:15:23,294
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1381
01:15:28,715 --> 01:15:30,716
<i>♪ You only go around once ♪</i>

1382
01:15:30,806 --> 01:15:32,766
<i>♪ On that big-spin
kind of love ♪</i>

1383
01:15:34,137 --> 01:15:36,097
<i>♪ So don't be wasting my time ♪</i>

1384
01:15:36,187 --> 01:15:39,608
<i>♪ Tellin' me what
you're dreamin' of ♪</i>

1385
01:15:39,688 --> 01:15:42,478
<i>♪ Take a rocket to the moon
when we get that far ♪</i>

1386
01:15:42,568 --> 01:15:45,279
<i>♪ I'll hang your coat and hat
upon a shooting star ♪</i>

1387
01:15:45,359 --> 01:15:47,449
<i>♪ Oh, let's live it up
let's live it up ♪</i>

1388
01:15:47,529 --> 01:15:50,490
<i>♪ Let's live it up ♪</i>

1389
01:15:50,740 --> 01:15:54,580
<i>♪ As the cat put the dog
out to dry ♪</i>

1390
01:15:54,660 --> 01:15:55,831
<i>♪ My, my ♪</i>

1391
01:15:56,161 --> 01:16:00,001
<i>♪ Roll up the bird and
the alligator, wave bye-bye ♪</i>

1392
01:16:00,631 --> 01:16:02,552
Nicole, this place is amazing.

1393
01:16:02,632 --> 01:16:05,382
- I mean, you really pulled it off.
- Thanks, Ray.

1394
01:16:06,052 --> 01:16:07,763
And thanks for coming
through at the last minute.

1395
01:16:07,843 --> 01:16:09,183
Well, of course.

1396
01:16:09,843 --> 01:16:12,014
You deserve to be here.
It's the best.

1397
01:16:13,974 --> 01:16:17,445
You know, you look beautiful.

1398
01:16:19,235 --> 01:16:20,735
<i>♪ Let's live it up
let's live it up ♪</i>

1399
01:16:20,815 --> 01:16:21,905
Come on, let's go
spike the punch.

1400
01:16:21,985 --> 01:16:23,116
<i>♪ Let's live it up ♪</i>

1401
01:16:23,196 --> 01:16:24,366
By the way, I like your hair.

1402
01:16:32,337 --> 01:16:37,088
Nicole, I'm honestly sorry
about how things worked out.

1403
01:16:37,628 --> 01:16:39,339
I really thought Brad
was gonna ask you.

1404
01:16:40,799 --> 01:16:43,049
He did. But I already
had a date.

1405
01:16:43,719 --> 01:16:45,720
He was bummed, so I let him
know you were easy.

1406
01:17:37,289 --> 01:17:40,960
<i>♪ Yesterday ♪</i>

1407
01:17:44,171 --> 01:17:47,461
<i>♪ It happened ♪</i>

1408
01:17:51,012 --> 01:17:54,593
<i>♪ It happened ♪</i>

1409
01:18:07,155 --> 01:18:08,275
Nicole?

1410
01:18:11,286 --> 01:18:12,326
Dad?

1411
01:18:15,457 --> 01:18:16,997
Weren't you supposed
to be in Rio?

1412
01:18:17,377 --> 01:18:19,457
No, I'm exactly where
I'm supposed to be.

1413
01:18:20,337 --> 01:18:21,458
For once.

1414
01:18:23,008 --> 01:18:24,298
Gotta start somewhere.

1415
01:18:31,219 --> 01:18:34,390
- Ray, this is my dad.
- Oh, yeah? Wow.

1416
01:18:34,730 --> 01:18:36,480
- It's good to meet you.
- It's a pleasure, Ray.

1417
01:18:36,981 --> 01:18:38,651
You must be real proud of Nicole,

1418
01:18:38,731 --> 01:18:41,361
her dreaming this up
and putting it all together.

1419
01:18:44,702 --> 01:18:45,742
Wow.

1420
01:18:47,573 --> 01:18:48,743
It's not bad, is it?

1421
01:18:50,663 --> 01:18:51,873
Not bad at all.

1422
01:18:53,084 --> 01:18:54,254
Okay, have fun.

1423
01:18:54,334 --> 01:18:57,214
I'm gonna go up to the balcony
with the rest of the aged.

1424
01:18:57,294 --> 01:19:00,295
Um, dinner tomorrow night?

1425
01:19:02,675 --> 01:19:05,056
- Pick me up at 7:00?
- Okay.

1426
01:19:06,436 --> 01:19:07,686
See ya.

1427
01:19:14,938 --> 01:19:17,908
(DRUMROLL, FANFARE)

1428
01:19:25,870 --> 01:19:27,830
<i>- And now...</i>
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)

1429
01:19:28,330 --> 01:19:31,711
<i>And now, to officially
get their party started,</i>

1430
01:19:32,341 --> 01:19:36,882
<i>it's time for the dedication
of the senior class centennial gift</i>

1431
01:19:37,302 --> 01:19:41,683
<i>to share in the unveiling,
I am proud to present,</i>

1432
01:19:42,263 --> 01:19:45,223
<i>our own Mr. and Miss
Time Zone.</i>

1433
01:19:46,313 --> 01:19:48,774
- (DRUMROLL)
<i>- First up,</i>

1434
01:19:49,314 --> 01:19:53,575
<i>Mr. Time Zone himself,
Mr. Brad Seldon!</i>

1435
01:19:54,445 --> 01:19:57,035
- ("ALMA MATER" PLAYING)
<i>- Accompanied by...</i>

1436
01:19:57,996 --> 01:19:59,996
<i>Alicia DeGasario.</i>

1437
01:20:00,076 --> 01:20:02,336
(WHISTLING, APPLAUDING)

1438
01:20:03,377 --> 01:20:04,667
(CHATTERING)

1439
01:20:05,377 --> 01:20:08,628
<i>And now, Miss Time Zone herself,</i>

1440
01:20:09,428 --> 01:20:11,178
<i>Ms. Judy Vine...</i>

1441
01:20:11,928 --> 01:20:14,099
<i>Accompanied by her escort,</i>

1442
01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:22,730
- Dave!
<i>- Dave Ignazzi.</i>

1443
01:20:26,481 --> 01:20:30,492
- Whoo!
- Dave! Whoo-hoo!

1444
01:20:32,072 --> 01:20:34,452
<i>And now, a moment
100 years in the making,</i>

1445
01:20:35,123 --> 01:20:37,753
<i>our senior class
is proud to present...</i>

1446
01:20:38,293 --> 01:20:40,084
<i>BOTH: Our centennial sculpture.</i>

1447
01:20:40,164 --> 01:20:42,634
(DRUMROLL)

1448
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,805
(CROWD GASPS)

1449
01:20:47,885 --> 01:20:51,686
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)

1450
01:21:02,698 --> 01:21:04,988
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
Chase Hammond.</i>

1451
01:21:05,068 --> 01:21:07,789
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

1452
01:21:20,881 --> 01:21:23,182
<i>♪ See that boy
he looks so fine ♪</i>

1453
01:21:23,262 --> 01:21:25,802
(MUSIC CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

1454
01:21:26,262 --> 01:21:29,523
The Electrocutes!
Why didn't you tell me?

1455
01:21:30,143 --> 01:21:32,063
I wanted it to be a surprise.

1456
01:21:32,893 --> 01:21:34,654
They don't sound like Brandy.

1457
01:21:35,444 --> 01:21:36,944
That was pretty cool.

1458
01:21:38,524 --> 01:21:40,615
<i>♪ I'm gonna get, get, get
get rid of that girl ♪</i>

1459
01:21:40,695 --> 01:21:42,615
<i>♪ I'm gonna get, get, get
get rid of that girl ♪</i>

1460
01:21:42,705 --> 01:21:45,536
<i>♪ I'm gonna get, get, get
get rid of that lousy girl ♪</i>

1461
01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:50,167
<i>♪ Get rid of that girl
get rid of that girl ♪</i>

1462
01:21:50,627 --> 01:21:53,877
(APPLAUSE)

1463
01:21:58,468 --> 01:22:00,508
I'm glad it was you
at my door tonight.

1464
01:22:01,469 --> 01:22:02,519
Real glad.

1465
01:22:13,241 --> 01:22:15,201
Ray, I'm really
having a good time.

1466
01:22:15,651 --> 01:22:18,872
Man. That makes this
kind of tough to say.

1467
01:22:20,032 --> 01:22:21,122
What?

1468
01:22:23,253 --> 01:22:27,584
Well, it's a far, far
better thing I do

1469
01:22:27,674 --> 01:22:29,094
than I have ever done.

1470
01:22:30,674 --> 01:22:32,214
Ray, it was all a scam.

1471
01:22:32,714 --> 01:22:34,675
Yeah. Well, it worked.

1472
01:22:34,765 --> 01:22:35,845
(SIGHS)

1473
01:22:40,436 --> 01:22:43,817
<i>♪ You should have seen
by the look in my eyes ♪</i>

1474
01:22:44,487 --> 01:22:46,647
Dad! What are you doing here?

1475
01:22:48,527 --> 01:22:50,618
Dancing. What are you
doing here?

1476
01:22:50,698 --> 01:22:53,078
<i>♪ You should have known
by the tone in my voice ♪</i>

1477
01:22:53,158 --> 01:22:55,449
- Dancing.
- Very good.

1478
01:22:55,539 --> 01:22:58,459
<i>♪ But you didn't listen ♪</i>

1479
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:02,210
<i>♪ You played deaf ♪</i>

1480
01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:05,051
<i>♪ But you never left ♪</i>

1481
01:23:05,131 --> 01:23:08,131
<i>♪ Instead you lay still
in the grass ♪</i>

1482
01:23:08,631 --> 01:23:11,182
<i>♪ All curled up and hissing ♪</i>

1483
01:23:18,393 --> 01:23:20,903
I was gonna ask to cut in.
Where's Ray?

1484
01:23:22,154 --> 01:23:25,114
Gone. But you've got
my permission.

1485
01:23:25,534 --> 01:23:26,945
I'm sure you
can still catch him.

1486
01:23:27,035 --> 01:23:29,865
<i>♪ I know all about
those girls ♪</i>

1487
01:23:30,245 --> 01:23:33,416
Actually, I was gonna ask
to dance with you.

1488
01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:34,706
(SONG PLAYING)

1489
01:23:36,506 --> 01:23:37,587
Really?

1490
01:23:41,137 --> 01:23:43,598
<i>♪ And we're still together ♪</i>

1491
01:23:44,468 --> 01:23:45,758
(GIGGLES)

1492
01:23:45,848 --> 01:23:49,639
<i>♪ And I meant
every word I said ♪</i>

1493
01:23:49,979 --> 01:23:52,769
<i>♪ When I said
that I love you ♪</i>

1494
01:23:52,859 --> 01:23:54,190
So who are we making jealous?

1495
01:23:54,270 --> 01:23:55,690
<i>♪ That I love you forever ♪</i>

1496
01:23:55,770 --> 01:23:58,941
Everyone, Nicole.
Everyone.

1497
01:23:59,031 --> 01:24:03,411
<i>♪ And I'm gonna
keep on loving you ♪</i>

1498
01:24:03,491 --> 01:24:07,872
<i>♪ 'Cause it's the only thing
I wanna do ♪</i>

1499
01:24:09,583 --> 01:24:11,583
<i>♪ I don't wanna sleep ♪</i>

1500
01:24:11,873 --> 01:24:15,424
<i>♪ I just wanna
keep on loving you ♪</i>

1501
01:24:18,554 --> 01:24:22,555
<i>♪ I wanna keep on loving you ♪</i>

1502
01:24:23,345 --> 01:24:27,396
<i>♪ I wanna keep on loving you ♪</i>

1503
01:24:27,936 --> 01:24:32,317
<i>♪ I wanna keep on loving you ♪</i>

1504
01:24:34,317 --> 01:24:37,408
I don't know that I've ever been
walked to my door before.

1505
01:24:38,038 --> 01:24:42,039
Oh, well, I rented the limo.
I get to be the guy.

1506
01:24:42,749 --> 01:24:44,209
Oh, yeah?

1507
01:24:44,499 --> 01:24:47,040
So I guess that makes me
the girl, huh?

1508
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,090
Right.

1509
01:24:53,931 --> 01:24:57,301
Well, Nicole,
I had a very lovely time.

1510
01:24:58,472 --> 01:25:01,682
- Call me?
- Yeah, whatever.

1511
01:25:22,586 --> 01:25:24,547
(DOOR OPENS, LAUGHTER)

1512
01:25:24,627 --> 01:25:25,837
Mom?

1513
01:25:25,927 --> 01:25:26,927
Oh.

1514
01:25:28,637 --> 01:25:32,268
Well, that must have been
an interesting evening.

1515
01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:34,808
- Dad.
- Chase.

1516
01:25:35,769 --> 01:25:37,059
- Uh...
- Oh.

1517
01:25:39,609 --> 01:25:40,860
Should we tell 'em?

1518
01:25:44,070 --> 01:25:45,530
- We're moving in together.
- Yeah.

1519
01:25:47,991 --> 01:25:51,792
Obviously, we all need to think
about what this means.

1520
01:25:53,162 --> 01:25:54,332
Sure. Well...

1521
01:25:55,962 --> 01:25:58,213
Tell you what.
Why don't you two think about it here,

1522
01:25:58,293 --> 01:26:00,173
and we'll go think about it
in the tree house.

1523
01:26:00,253 --> 01:26:03,514
<i>♪ Wig wam bam,
gonna make you my ma'am ♪</i>

1524
01:26:03,594 --> 01:26:07,435
<i>♪ Wam bam, bam,
gonna get you if I can ♪</i>

1525
01:26:07,515 --> 01:26:11,355
<i>♪ Wig wam bam,
wanna make you understand ♪</i>

1526
01:26:11,435 --> 01:26:14,986
<i>♪ Try a little touch
try a little too much ♪</i>

1527
01:26:15,066 --> 01:26:17,986
<i>♪ Just try a little
wig wam bam ♪</i>

1528
01:26:21,777 --> 01:26:25,078
<i>♪ Wig wam bam, step away ♪</i>

1529
01:26:25,158 --> 01:26:28,498
<i>♪ Wam bam, bam, step away ♪</i>

1530
01:26:28,578 --> 01:26:30,039
<i>♪ Crazy ♪</i>

1531
01:26:32,799 --> 01:26:33,839
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1532
01:26:37,420 --> 01:26:38,550
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1533
01:26:40,471 --> 01:26:44,721
<i>♪ Baby, I'm so into you ♪</i>

1534
01:26:45,222 --> 01:26:49,442
<i>♪ You've got that something
what can I do ♪</i>

1535
01:26:49,942 --> 01:26:54,823
<i>♪ Baby, you spin me around ♪</i>

1536
01:26:54,903 --> 01:26:58,824
<i>♪ The earth is moving
but I can't settle down ♪</i>

1537
01:26:59,414 --> 01:27:04,165
<i>♪ Every time you look at me ♪</i>

1538
01:27:04,415 --> 01:27:08,166
<i>♪ My heart is jumping
it's easy to see ♪</i>

1539
01:27:08,256 --> 01:27:10,966
<i>♪ You drive me crazy ♪</i>

1540
01:27:11,046 --> 01:27:12,757
<i>♪ I just can't sleep ♪</i>

1541
01:27:13,927 --> 01:27:15,887
<i>♪ I'm so excited ♪</i>

1542
01:27:16,057 --> 01:27:17,808
<i>♪ I'm in too deep ♪</i>

1543
01:27:17,888 --> 01:27:20,138
<i>♪ Oh, crazy ♪</i>

1544
01:27:20,348 --> 01:27:23,019
<i>♪ But it feels all right ♪</i>

1545
01:27:23,359 --> 01:27:27,279
<i>♪ Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night ♪</i>

1546
01:27:27,779 --> 01:27:32,410
<i>♪ Tell me you're so into me ♪</i>

1547
01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:36,871
<i>♪ That I'm the only
one you will see ♪</i>

1548
01:27:37,491 --> 01:27:41,872
<i>♪ Tell me I'm not in the few ♪</i>

1549
01:27:42,212 --> 01:27:46,713
<i>♪ Or that I'm not wasting
my feelings on you ♪</i>

1550
01:27:46,963 --> 01:27:51,344
<i>♪ Every time I look at you ♪</i>

1551
01:27:51,844 --> 01:27:55,605
<i>♪ My heart is jumping
what can I do ♪</i>

1552
01:27:55,685 --> 01:27:58,185
<i>♪ You drive me crazy ♪</i>

1553
01:27:58,475 --> 01:28:00,936
<i>♪ I just can't sleep ♪</i>

1554
01:28:01,446 --> 01:28:03,406
<i>♪ I'm so excited ♪</i>

1555
01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:05,406
<i>♪ I'm in too deep ♪</i>

1556
01:28:05,486 --> 01:28:07,827
<i>♪ Oh, crazy ♪</i>

1557
01:28:07,907 --> 01:28:10,537
<i>♪ But it feels all right ♪</i>

1558
01:28:10,948 --> 01:28:14,668
<i>♪ Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night ♪</i>

1559
01:28:17,419 --> 01:28:18,549
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1560
01:28:19,629 --> 01:28:21,549
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

1561
01:28:21,800 --> 01:28:24,260
<i>♪ You drive me crazy ♪</i>

1562
01:28:24,590 --> 01:28:26,430
<i>♪ Oh, sing it ♪</i>

1563
01:28:26,930 --> 01:28:29,721
<i>♪ Oh, crazy, yeah ♪</i>

1564
01:28:30,521 --> 01:28:32,352
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1565
01:28:36,152 --> 01:28:37,312
BRITNEY SPEARS: <i>Stop!</i>

1566
01:28:41,073 --> 01:28:42,283
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1567
01:28:45,824 --> 01:28:46,914
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1568
01:28:48,284 --> 01:28:50,415
<i>♪ Oh, baby ♪</i>

1569
01:28:51,755 --> 01:28:53,916
<i>♪ Ooh, yeah ♪</i>

1570
01:28:54,006 --> 01:28:58,096
<i>♪ You drive me crazy, baby ♪</i>

1571
01:28:58,386 --> 01:29:02,307
<i>♪ I get excited
I'm in too deep ♪</i>

1572
01:29:02,387 --> 01:29:07,188
<i>♪ Oh, but it feels all right ♪</i>

1573
01:29:07,848 --> 01:29:11,819
<i>♪ Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night ♪</i>

1574
01:29:11,899 --> 01:29:14,399
<i>♪ You drive me crazy ♪</i>

1575
01:29:14,819 --> 01:29:16,780
<i>♪ I just can't sleep ♪</i>

1576
01:29:17,530 --> 01:29:19,490
<i>♪ I'm so excited ♪</i>

1577
01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:21,491
<i>♪ I'm in too deep ♪</i>

1578
01:29:21,581 --> 01:29:23,751
<i>♪ Oh, crazy ♪</i>

1579
01:29:24,331 --> 01:29:26,752
<i>♪ But it feels all right ♪</i>

1580
01:29:27,042 --> 01:29:30,882
<i>♪ Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night ♪</i>

1581
01:29:31,302 --> 01:29:32,303
<i>♪ Sing it! ♪</i>

1582
01:29:32,383 --> 01:29:33,593
<i>♪ Crazy ♪</i>

1583
01:29:33,673 --> 01:29:36,433
<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

1584
01:29:36,513 --> 01:29:39,804
<i>♪ Crazy, ooh, yeah ♪</i>

1585
01:29:40,264 --> 01:29:42,725
<i>♪ You drive me crazy ♪</i>

1586
01:29:43,065 --> 01:29:45,565
<i>♪ But it feels all right ♪</i>

1587
01:29:46,065 --> 01:29:49,986
<i>♪ Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night ♪</i>

1588
01:29:50,776 --> 01:29:53,037
- (DJ ON RADIO) <i>86 rock...</i>
- (JINGLE PLAYING)

1589
01:29:53,117 --> 01:29:55,997
ANNOUNCER:
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1590
01:29:56,077 --> 01:29:59,368
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come to Meteor Burger ♪</i>

1591
01:29:59,458 --> 01:30:03,338
<i>♪ Where the burgers
are meatier ♪</i>

1592
01:30:03,418 --> 01:30:05,959
ANNOUNCER: <i>If you want a burger
that's thicker, juicier</i>

1593
01:30:06,049 --> 01:30:08,879
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come to Meteor Burger.</i>

1594
01:30:08,970 --> 01:30:11,550
<i>Located on the Timothy Zonin
parkway at Elk Boulevard.</i>

1595
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:12,760
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1596
01:30:12,850 --> 01:30:16,391
<i>home of the double-thick
space shake!</i>

1597
01:30:17,021 --> 01:30:20,602
<i>♪ For a meatier burger
come to Meteor Burger ♪</i>

1598
01:30:20,692 --> 01:30:24,192
<i>♪ Where the burgers are
meatier ♪</i>

1599
01:30:28,823 --> 01:30:32,914
<i>♪ Hail, hail
Timothy Zonin High School ♪</i>

1600
01:30:32,994 --> 01:30:36,835
<i>♪ Steadfast, true and tried ♪</i>

1601
01:30:37,085 --> 01:30:41,636
<i>♪ Hail, hail
Timothy Zonin High School ♪</i>

1602
01:30:41,716 --> 01:30:45,466
<i>♪ Home of the tigers' pride ♪</i>

1603
01:30:46,136 --> 01:30:50,097
<i>♪ From the hallowed hills
of Rutland ♪</i>

1604
01:30:50,187 --> 01:30:54,438
<i>♪ To a distant shore ♪</i>

1605
01:30:54,518 --> 01:30:58,439
<i>♪ Hail, hail
Timothy Zonin High School ♪</i>

1606
01:30:58,529 --> 01:31:02,159
<i>♪ Loyal evermore ♪</i>