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Imagine if we had
a million euros.
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What would you like to do?
Think of something.
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Pick anything at all.
What would you like to do?
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You've put me on the spot. Um...
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Anything. Like, come on.
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I don't know.
Like, what's the budget?
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1 million. I just said it.
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Uh... do you want me to choose
an activity or an object?
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Whatever you wanna do,
just pick something!
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I don't know! Like, skydiving?
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Grand.
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Not a bad idea, go skydiving.
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I'll get you a plane
and a parachute
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and you can skydive
whenever you want.
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- Oh!
- Where'd you like to live?
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Mansion.
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Mansion, grand.
We living at City Hall?
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The Lord Mayor lives there,
like.
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Well, yeah, we won't actually
live IN the City Hall
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but we'll make a gaff just like
City Hall, know what I mean?
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And we put it... we put it there.
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Yeah, yeah, build our home
right here.
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- Looking over the city.
- Mansion looking over the city.
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- We'd need a butler or...
- Yeah, to clean the house.
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We'd get one of them
fellas like...
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- Batman?
- Yeah, he could run the gaff.
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With his English accent!
He'd be unbelievable.
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Imagine waking up
to that every morning.
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Yeah, right?
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"Alright? What's happening?"
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"Alright, alright?
What you want for breakfast?"
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"You want some tea, son?"
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So cool, right?
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We could have our own cave
as well, like the Batcave.
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- We'd call it the Boys Cave.
- The Boys Cave.
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We'd have pool tables,
pinball machines...
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- Lava lamps.
- Loads of lava lamps.
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- Big gold walls.
- Big gold walls.
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- Furry curtains.
- Furry curtains.
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Loads of girls with their
tits out lying across the couch.
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Like... like Spanish girls?
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Yeah, yeah! Spanish girls.
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We'd look like legends
wherever we went.
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Sounds amazing.
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That handsome-looking fella
there is me, Conor MacSweeney.
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And that's me best pal, Jock.
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It's the summer of 2007.
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We're both 15 and just after
finishing the junior cert.
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For any of you not from Ireland,
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all you need to know is
it's a load of bollocks.
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I live on the north side
of Cork city with me mam.
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Oh, fuck it.
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I was, uh...
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..having a bad dream.
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No wonder you're always late.
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We're leaving in five minutes.
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Five minutes.
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And give me two
for the wife as well.
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- So four?
- Give me four.
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Alright, love?
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Mam's a fishmonger
in the English Market.
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I'm in working with her
for the summer.
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We're actually getting on
better than usual.
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Conor, you fancy doing
a bit of work?
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What are you getting paid for?
Come on. For fuck's sake.
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Jock is sort of...
self-employed.
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Let's just say if you leave
your bike locked to a lamppost
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within five miles
of where he lives,
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it's your own fault.
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He's the kind of fella
who'd do anything for a friend.
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Like that time I bumped into
Billy Murphy...
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Hi, how's it going?
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Give me your fuckin' phone!
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..and he wanted to
borrow me phone.
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Billy's the local nut job.
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What school did you go to?
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- St Pats.
- St Pats.
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Did you go to St Pats as well?
Didn't go to school, huh?
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Jock found this great site
on the internet
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that can make masks
of anyone you want.
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Alright, Billy?
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He then went to nick the bike
from outside the Garda station
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which belonged to
Sergeant Healy.
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He's a bit like a shit Serpico.
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- Fuck.
- Don't fucking move!
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- Get down on the fucking ground!
- Healy hates bike thieves.
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He treats them
like proper criminals.
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..or you're going in the river!
Get the fuck off the bike.
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- Get your Micky off my back.
- Shut the fuck up.
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D'you understand the reason
for your arrest?
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- I do, yeah.
- Ya prick.
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When the shades raided
Billy Murphy's gaff looking
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for Healy's bike, they ended up
finding hash plants instead.
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Shitloads of 'em.
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Turned into a bit of
a cat-and-mouse game
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between Healy and Jock
after that.
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I'm the only one who knows
it's him behind the mask.
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To everyone else in the city,
he's a legend known only as
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Fake Billy.
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♪ I fly like paper,
get high like planes
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♪ If you catch me at the border
I got visas in my name... ♪
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- Alright, lads?
- Alright, Fake Billy?
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What the fuck is this?
Look at him!
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Get fucked, ya cunt!
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♪ If you catch me at the border
I got visas in my name
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♪ If you come around here,
I make 'em all day... ♪
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Alright, Fake Billy?
How about a shift?
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Alright, but make it quick.
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♪ Sometimes I think
sitting on trains
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♪ Every stop I get to
I'm clocking that game
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♪ Everyone's a winner,
we're making our fame... ♪
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- How do you cook these?
- How should I know?
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- You work here.
- I don't eat any of this shit.
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You serve in a fish shop
and you don't eat fish?
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♪ Everyone's a winner,
we're making our fame
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♪ Bona fide hustler
making my name
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♪ All I wanna do is... ♪
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♪ And a... ♪
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♪ And take your money
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♪ All I wanna do is... ♪
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- What do you eat?
- Chicken.
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Chicken. And nothing else?
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Chicken nuggets, chicken balls,
chicken burger,
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deep-fried chicken,
chicken Kiev,
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chicken wings, chicken legs,
chicken soup...
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Come on, boy!
What are you waiting for?
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♪ And take your money
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♪ Pirate skulls and bones... ♪
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Scuse me!
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♪ Sticks and stones
and weed and bombs
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♪ Running when we hit 'em... ♪
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..stir-fried chicken,
chicken tikka masala...
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Alright, alright, I get it.
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- You like chicken.
- Fucking love it.
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♪ Sticks and stones
and weed and bombs... ♪
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Whoop!
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Sorry, lads!
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You're a barrel of laughs,
aren't you?
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- Forget about it.
- Have a good day.
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You could at least make
some kind of effort.
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I could, yeah.
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Hey, Conor! Slow this shithead
down, would you?
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Get outta the way!
Move, will you?!
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Get outta the way!
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♪ Already going to hell,
just pumping that gas
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♪ All I wanna do is... ♪
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♪ And a... ♪
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♪ And take your money
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♪ All I wanna do is... ♪
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♪ And a... ♪
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♪ And take your money
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♪ All I wanna do is... ♪
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♪ And a... ♪
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Bollocks!
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♪ All I wanna do is... ♪
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♪ And a... ♪
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♪ And take your money. ♪
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- Conor, what the fuck?
- He was being a cock.
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You're being a cock.
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Mam had me when she was 16,
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which was old for
our neighbourhood.
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No-one showed her
how to be a mam,
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and she's awful at it.
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So she tries to make up for it
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by doing things she thinks
a mam should do,
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like stitching my name
in all my clothes.
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I find another pair of
his jocks in her room,
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I'll cut the balls off him,
do you hear me?
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Do you seriously think I'm
riding that dopey-looking fella?
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Come on!
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You better be wearing johnnies
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or I'll be the one
who cuts them off!
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Jock got his nickname 'cause he
only has one pair of underwear.
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He's forever borrowing mine.
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Nice one.
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He's saving up so me and him
can move out of home
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and rent a flat in the city.
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That is, if his old fella
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would ever stop nicking
all his savings.
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What are you doing in here?
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My old man died when I was four.
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He was on a building site
when it happened.
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Some dickhead dropped a hammer
off the roof.
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Jock's mam died only last year.
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I think that's kind of why
we get each other, do you know?
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You need to cut
closer to the bone.
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I mean, how many times
do I have to tell you?
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You're useless, you know that?
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We both have shitty
one-parent families.
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That's my money.
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I need it.
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It's my money.
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You're watching
the 1:00 news.
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And here are the main stories.
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Police are searching
the coastline of West Cork
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for an estimated 440 million
euros worth of cocaine
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that went overboard in what is
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the country's largest ever
drug seizure.
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The floating bales of cocaine
have attracted
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what the Gardai are referring
to as 'treasure hunters'
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hoping to hit the jackpot.
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- Where's that going on?
- Three Castle Head.
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It's the biggest treasure hunt
in the history of the state.
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Look at them lads.
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Gardai warn that any of these
so-called 'treasure hunters'
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will be serving
guaranteed jail time.
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Are you gonna pay me this time?
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Don't I always pay you?
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I've never seen someone
so passionate about hating
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as Mam is about hating Jock.
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Oh, Christ.
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There's loads of animals
in here, aren't there?
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It's a market, Jock.
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Jock, on the other hand,
loves me mam.
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Ah, fuck it, Jock!
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- Does it hurt?
- Yeah, it does hurt!
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I tell him she's only joking
when she says mean things
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so he doesn't get
his feelings hurt.
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- See that?
- Yeah?
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That's called a suckerfish.
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That's gonna be
your nickname in prison.
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That's a good one!
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Your mam's hilarious!
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Aye, she's always
having a craic with you.
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I know, but it's brilliant,
isn't it?
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If you're gonna mindlessly
mimic someone,
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could you at least pick someone
who's got half a fucking brain?
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Alright, mate?
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Up yours, Mrs MacSweeney.
I hope you have a shit day.
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Mam's always going on about
me mimicking Jock.
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I mean, yeah, we have
similar haircuts,
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but that's just the fashion.
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Aside from that, we have our
own individual shit going on.
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Jock's always coming up with
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interesting things to do,
like...
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Just got hold of
100 smoke bombs.
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Wanna let 'em off in school?
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And this was the best one yet.
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That means that one bale
is worth 7 million euros.
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- 7 million?!
- Each one, yeah!
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Do you know how many zeros
that is after 7 million?
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Hundreds!
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Yeah, fucking thousands of
zeros! It's so much money!
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Ah, but what if
we get caught, though?
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Do you not know the rules
that govern this country?
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What?
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When the forefathers
founded our country.
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- Who were they?
- The forefathers.
249
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:28,578
Uh, St Patrick, St Brigid...
250
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:32,149
I dunno. Why are you asking me
these questions, like?
251
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,083
Ask the teacher that.
252
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,318
Basically, when our forefathers
founded this country, yeah,
253
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:39,089
they made rules, like
if you're younger than 16,
254
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,724
you're classified
as a young offender
255
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,659
which basically means
you can't get in trouble.
256
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,694
- So, we're just off the hook?
- For some reason,
257
00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:47,130
they thought our brains
weren't developed enough,
258
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:49,533
that we wouldn't know
what we were doing or something.
259
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,435
- I know, stupid, isn't it?
- Spastics!
260
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,703
It's basically like
a get-out-of-jail-free card.
261
00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:55,505
I'm trying to find something
wrong with your plan.
262
00:12:55,507 --> 00:12:59,409
It's perfect. Think how easy
it'd be to find a bale as well.
263
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,144
Think how good you are
at finding stuff.
264
00:13:01,146 --> 00:13:04,514
If I was looking for stuff...
stuff'll be found.
265
00:13:04,516 --> 00:13:07,350
This time tomorrow,
we could be millionaires, like.
266
00:13:07,352 --> 00:13:09,486
This is where we are, yeah?
267
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,388
That's you, that's me.
268
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,856
And this is where the cocaine
went overboard.
269
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:15,225
Jeez, boy,
that's fucking miles away!
270
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:16,626
No, it's not, it's like that.
271
00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:19,229
You do know it's not
actually that far, like.
272
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,231
I know that.
I know how maps work.
273
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,466
I'll nick us a couple of bikes,
274
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,135
we leave first thing
in the morning.
275
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:27,270
Uh, can we go the day after?
276
00:13:27,272 --> 00:13:28,672
No, it has to be tomorrow.
277
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,574
The guards'll have it found
if we leave any later.
278
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:33,877
I have to cover Mam in the shop.
She's getting her tooth pulled.
279
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,312
You're actually telling me that
280
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,379
you're not gonna go get
7 million euros
281
00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:39,149
'cause you're gonna work
in the fish shop for the day?
282
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,451
You could have everything
you ever wanted.
283
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,820
Mansions, cars, caves and tits.
284
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,889
I know, right,
but I promised her.
285
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,190
What excuse am I meant to give?
286
00:13:47,192 --> 00:13:49,359
"Me and Jock are heading
down to West Cork
287
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:50,327
"to find a bale of cocaine."
288
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,729
She thinks I'm stupid enough
as it is.
289
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:56,733
Boy, this is far more important
than your mam's gammy tooth.
290
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:59,503
This is monumental.
291
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,571
This could be
the difference between
292
00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:03,874
us having an amazing life
293
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:07,777
or us having a really shit one.
294
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,780
I'm going either way.
295
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:15,352
If you wanna come, meet me at
the docks at six in the morning.
296
00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:32,269
Did you ever get
297
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,670
an annoying splinter
in your finger?
298
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,805
The more you try and get it
out, the deeper it gets?
299
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:39,442
Well, Healy's the kind of guy
who'll cut off his own finger
300
00:14:39,444 --> 00:14:41,511
just to teach
that splinter a lesson.
301
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:42,479
Unlocked bikes, trackers.
302
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,582
D'you know how much shit
we're getting because of this?
303
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,449
Stealing is stealing.
304
00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:48,351
They're using trackers
on bikes in London.
305
00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:49,953
Oh, we're London Met now,
are we?
306
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,555
Did you forget you're in Cork?
307
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,857
I took you off bike duty
three months ago.
308
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:55,258
Yeah, but Fake Billy
309
00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:57,561
is still on the rampage
and it's only gonna get worse.
310
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,631
Starts off with a bike,
then a car, then a bus.
311
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,633
You gotta stop 'em
when they're young.
312
00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:04,834
If that was the train
of thought, boy,
313
00:15:04,836 --> 00:15:08,338
the thing after that would be
a tank, then a jumbo jet.
314
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,473
Now you see what
I'm talking about.
315
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,312
You think I give a shit
about Fake Billy stealing bikes?
316
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,747
Don't look like you give a shit
about anything except chocolate.
317
00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:20,951
Be very fucking careful now,
kid. Very careful.
318
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,954
What's worrying me at the moment
is I've cells for a bike thief
319
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:27,657
you put in there, and murder's
on a waiting list to get in.
320
00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:29,626
Enough with
the fucking bicycles.
321
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:32,495
You're a bit of a loner, Healy.
It's not healthy.
322
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:35,665
Do you want me to ask the lads
to take you out for drinks?
323
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,835
Maybe hook you up with somebody?
Would you like that?
324
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:49,746
If you wanna catch a big
fish, you gotta drop a big hook
325
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:52,649
right where he likes to feed.
326
00:16:01,426 --> 00:16:03,493
Mam cooks like she hates food.
327
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:06,496
And the person
she's cooking it for.
328
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,698
What's wrong with ya?
329
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,034
Did you have this for dinner?
330
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:13,903
- Yeah, why?
- You enjoyed it?
331
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:15,538
It's dry, like.
332
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:20,510
Well, put some ketchup on it.
Jesus Christ.
333
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,381
Aren't you lucky I'm here
to cook your dry Kiev.
334
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,516
What would you do
if I wasn't around?
335
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,385
Wouldn't even know
how a microwave works.
336
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:32,022
- Eat takeaway.
- How you gonna pay for that?
337
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,556
Get a job.
338
00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:34,891
Are you taking the piss?
339
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,593
Last I heard you were thinking
of quitting school.
340
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:40,030
- Yeah, I am quitting school.
- Yeah. 'Cause Jock is, is he?
341
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,034
Who's gonna hire you
without a leaving cert?
342
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:49,372
Dunno, like. Work on a trade
or be a builder or something.
343
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:51,441
Oh, yeah.
Like your old man, is it?
344
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:52,709
That turned out well, didn't it?
345
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,711
- Fuck's sake.
- Hang on, Mam.
346
00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,047
No-one's gonna give you a job.
Only me.
347
00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:01,885
I'm even thinking of firing you,
you're so fucking useless.
348
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:08,391
- Hey, clear that up.
- Fuck off!
349
00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:09,659
Fuck's sake.
350
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:13,463
And that's how
most of our meals end.
351
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:14,998
Oh.
352
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:34,751
Oh!
353
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,689
There are two things
you need for a good adventure -
354
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:43,426
a treasure map and someone
dumb enough to go with ya.
355
00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:46,696
- Oi, kid!
- Now Jock had both.
356
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:49,833
- Didn't think you'd come.
- Fucking course I'd come.
357
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,435
Thanks, boy.
Take a look around you.
358
00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,437
When we get back,
this is gonna be ours.
359
00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:56,373
- We own this place.
- 7 million euros.
360
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,942
- 7 million euros.
- What are we gonna do with it?
361
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,777
- Like, invest it in stuff.
- Invest the money?
362
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,947
- In a business or something.
- We won't think about that now.
363
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,915
Close your eyes. Got a surprise.
364
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,517
Alright.
365
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,552
What is it, Jock?
366
00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:11,454
One second.
367
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,660
OK, open 'em.
368
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:21,097
Lethal, isn't it?
369
00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:23,032
That's a girl's bike.
370
00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:24,901
No, it's not. It's a cruiser.
371
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,970
It's a cruiser
with flowers on it.
372
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,104
Jock could convince you
373
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:30,774
that his shit tasted beautiful
if he wanted to.
374
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,543
I was around town for ages
looking for the perfect bike.
375
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,078
You ring that and I come to you.
376
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,414
It's got the fanny dip thing.
I don't want that.
377
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,948
Fanny dip thing, boy.
It's got three gears.
378
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,818
I thought I'd give this to you.
You don't have bike miles.
379
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,487
Jesus. Talk about
lack of appreciation.
380
00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:46,890
I do appreciate it, boy.
No, seriously.
381
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:47,791
Fair play to ya.
382
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,592
Seriously,
I didn't realise it was good.
383
00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:50,860
I was just judging it
by its colour.
384
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:56,099
- Did you get the same bike?
- Nah, slightly different.
385
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,737
Ooh!
386
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,071
It's slightly different alright.
387
00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:05,475
Listen to this.
Wasn't even locked.
388
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,577
Dickhead.
389
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,787
As we headed out of the city,
390
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:21,791
we both knew that
we were never coming back.
391
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,593
Well, emotionally that is,
anyway.
392
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:26,029
We were gonna change, you know?
Grow up.
393
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,931
Learn how to be men.
394
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,833
That's a good strong bridge.
395
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,502
And stop doing childish things.
396
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,110
Imagine it.
397
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:44,013
61 bales of cocaine
washing up on the shore.
398
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:46,483
All we had to do
was find one of them.
399
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:47,684
Nothin' was gonna stop us.
400
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:52,188
My boys are killing me. I don't
think I can go any further.
401
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,656
Yeah, we're only in Bandon.
402
00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:55,859
Not even 20 miles
outside the city, like.
403
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,727
Here, I got you this
to cool you down.
404
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,029
When an icepack is unavailable,
405
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:02,599
you gotta improvise.
406
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:09,572
Jesus, boy.
That's gonna be sticky.
407
00:20:09,574 --> 00:20:10,673
I don't care.
408
00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:13,610
That's nice now.
That's all that matters.
409
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:14,744
Stop, stop.
410
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:17,547
- Stop. Stop. Stop.
- What's wrong with ya?
411
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,983
God, my balls are sticking
to the inside of my leg.
412
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:23,219
- Didn't I warn ya?
- How much further do we have?
413
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:26,022
- About 50 miles. Yes!
- Are you serious?
414
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,590
I can't pedal like this
for 50 miles.
415
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:30,727
What are you getting angry at me
for, boy? It's your own fault.
416
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,863
I need to wash me plums off,
boy. Can we go for a swim?
417
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,632
Grand, alright.
We're literally in.
418
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:39,702
- Wash our balls, and we're gone.
- Alright.
419
00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:46,009
Conor.
420
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,145
You busy?
421
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,147
I brought you some tea.
422
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:53,950
Sorry about last night.
423
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,754
Conor?
424
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,997
Conor?
425
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:22,612
Here, these jocks
are fucking terrible, boy.
426
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,247
They strangle my balls.
427
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,816
It's Mam.
428
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:27,951
You gonna answer it?
429
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,720
Have her call me a fucking
moron?
430
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,323
- No, thanks.
- Conor, you fucking moron.
431
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,858
Where are ya? You promised me.
432
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,226
Oh.
433
00:21:37,228 --> 00:21:40,029
Call me back straightaway.
434
00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:46,603
It's definitely deep enough.
435
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:49,973
- How d'you know?
- You can just tell.
436
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,375
But, like, I can see
the rocks, like.
437
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:56,813
Nah. Perspective is different
when water is on it.
438
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,382
The rocks are actually,
like, really far down.
439
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,618
Magnifies things, water does.
440
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,754
- OK, well, um...
- You go first, alright.
441
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,723
Can you swim, though?
442
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:07,624
Yeah.
443
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,693
I can swim, and I can swim
pretty well, boy.
444
00:22:10,695 --> 00:22:12,929
- You can't swim at all.
- Who told you that?
445
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,263
It's going all over
the place, like.
446
00:22:14,265 --> 00:22:17,133
"It's going all over the place?"
Everyone is saying I can't swim?
447
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:20,336
- Well, pretty much, yeah.
- That's bullshit, like.
448
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:23,172
Do you not know what people
call you in school?
449
00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:24,374
- What?
- 'Finding Nemo'.
450
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,776
'Cause he's got
that fucking gammy fin, like.
451
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:28,344
They don't call me
'Finding Nemo'.
452
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:33,082
They call you Nemo. Like,
'Finding Nemo's the title.
453
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:36,052
- Fuck off. Do they actually?
- A little bit, like.
454
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:38,221
All I'm saying is if we go down
by the steps,
455
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:40,690
you can have a nice little
paddle, do your own thing.
456
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,158
No, we're not going
in the fucking steps.
457
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:47,697
The old man's gonna think we're
fucking pussies. Look at him.
458
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,732
We need to jump in from here.
459
00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:52,168
Alright, if we're gonna
jump in, though,
460
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,237
we better do it together.
461
00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,139
- OK?
- Together?
462
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:57,740
Yeah.
463
00:22:57,742 --> 00:22:58,975
Fuck it. Alright.
464
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,310
- So, on three.
- Alright.
465
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:10,720
You ready?
466
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:15,892
One... two... three.
467
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:26,703
Hey! There's only 2ft of water.
468
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:29,305
You'll break your legs
if you jump in there.
469
00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:32,141
In God's name.
470
00:23:32,143 --> 00:23:35,078
Crime is sort of similar
to going for a swim in the sea.
471
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,947
First you dip your toe in
and it's a bit cold,
472
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:40,817
but before long you're in
up to your balls and...
473
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:44,120
- It's actually really warm.
- So warm.
474
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,423
That's it, boy. Come on. Oh!
475
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:52,128
- It's been a while since I swam.
- OK, just kick your feet.
476
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,865
Jock was always
the one teaching me things.
477
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:58,401
- Fuck off!
- How to smoke cigarettes.
478
00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:01,838
How to shotgun a can of beer.
479
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:05,007
How to pick a lock.
It was nice
480
00:24:05,009 --> 00:24:07,343
to be able to teach him
something for a change.
481
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,945
That's it, boy! You got it!
482
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,748
- I'm like a seal.
- Like a seal.
483
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,317
And I'm like a whale. Ah!
484
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:17,754
Argh!
485
00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:33,202
Should we go back in?
486
00:24:33,204 --> 00:24:35,972
Yeah, come on. Ah!
487
00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:41,544
- What's the matter with you?
- It's Conor.
488
00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:44,447
He's gone missing right when
I need to go to the dentist.
489
00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:46,115
- You alright?
- Aye, typical shit with him.
490
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:48,985
I had a fight and he's gone.
He's just, you know...
491
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:51,320
What were you fighting about?
492
00:24:51,322 --> 00:24:55,558
Do I ask you what you're doing
with all the fish heads?
493
00:24:57,862 --> 00:24:58,561
- No.
- No.
494
00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:01,898
'Cause it's none
of my business, is it?
495
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,065
No.
496
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:05,368
I learnt everything I know
497
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,570
about customer service
from me mam.
498
00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:13,409
Ah, sorry. Here, look.
Have another fish head.
499
00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:16,512
- A salmon one.
- It's on the house.
500
00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:20,049
- Thanks very much.
- Alright. Go on.
501
00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:22,552
Alright.
502
00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:41,270
Why do you have
a little girl's bike?
503
00:25:41,272 --> 00:25:42,038
Why do I what?
504
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,374
Why do you have a little girl's
bike with flowers and stuff?
505
00:25:45,376 --> 00:25:48,377
I thought you said
it was a cruiser.
506
00:25:48,379 --> 00:25:50,046
It is a cruiser.
507
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,048
A girl's cruiser.
508
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,917
Oh, you're such a liar.
509
00:25:54,919 --> 00:25:57,320
Fuck's sake.
510
00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:07,363
Ah, ignorance really is bliss.
511
00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:11,434
And right then,
we had shitloads of it.
512
00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:40,363
Can you see that bike
up there as well?
513
00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:42,365
- Top of the hill?
- Yeah.
514
00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,533
It's been behind us
for the last half-hour.
515
00:26:44,535 --> 00:26:46,202
Now it's starting to get closer.
516
00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:49,171
- What are you talking about?
- Just a bit paranoid, you know?
517
00:26:49,173 --> 00:26:52,608
Mind if we take the scenic route
for the next while?
518
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,343
Yeah, sure.
519
00:27:13,564 --> 00:27:15,097
Bollocks! He's there again!
520
00:27:15,099 --> 00:27:17,566
- Who do you think it is?
- I don't know.
521
00:27:17,568 --> 00:27:19,035
He's too far away. I can't see.
522
00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:22,138
It's probably just someone
going for a bike ride, like.
523
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,540
A fast bike ride,
in our direction.
524
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:26,509
Look, let's not take
any chances, alright?
525
00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:29,045
Time for you to use
your tall gear.
526
00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:32,348
♪ Wise guys
leave me tongue-tied
527
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:37,320
♪ Make friend of your enemies
and keep you close
528
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,689
♪ For a long time
529
00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:44,093
♪ Till you make them eat it... ♪
530
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:47,430
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- What are you doing?
531
00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:49,265
Jock?
532
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:52,068
Keep sketch, keep sketch.
533
00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:55,538
Just hurry up.
We're losing time.
534
00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:01,577
Jock... Jock, don't, boy!
535
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:03,412
There's a kid's toy in the back.
536
00:28:03,414 --> 00:28:07,216
I don't wanna do it either,
but what choice do I have?
537
00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:08,384
We could NOT do it.
538
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:11,220
If it doesn't break first time,
it wasn't meant to be
539
00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:14,156
and I won't
do it again, alright?
540
00:28:15,226 --> 00:28:17,760
OK, go on.
541
00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:23,132
It was meant to be.
542
00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:26,602
Sketch, sketch!
543
00:28:40,084 --> 00:28:43,352
Oh, fuckin' prick.
544
00:28:45,423 --> 00:28:48,057
Here. Have a look.
545
00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:59,101
Fuckin' prick.
546
00:29:00,671 --> 00:29:06,609
So what are we gonna do, Jock?
He's ruining our holiday.
547
00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:11,113
I'm gonna talk to him.
548
00:29:11,115 --> 00:29:12,148
What?
549
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:13,449
I saw 'Heat' the other day.
550
00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:16,685
You know that film with
Robert De Niro and Al Pacino?
551
00:29:16,687 --> 00:29:18,187
I can't say I do, no.
552
00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:20,156
Action movie,
full of explosions, guns.
553
00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:21,690
Oh, class.
Do you have it on DVD?
554
00:29:21,692 --> 00:29:23,759
No, video. Wait.
It doesn't fuckin' matter.
555
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:26,362
Um, De Niro's the criminal
and Al Pacino's the cop.
556
00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:28,531
Al Pacino spends the whole time
trying to get De Niro
557
00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:30,599
'cause De Niro's unbelievable,
he can't get him.
558
00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:32,535
- Like, cat and mouse?
- Yeah, exactly like that.
559
00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,837
There's a scene
where they meet in a cafe
560
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:36,238
and set down some ground rules.
561
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,607
If I can go in there
and just talk to him,
562
00:29:38,609 --> 00:29:42,678
like fuckin' De Niro and
Al Pacino does, like man to man,
563
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,215
maybe I can fuckin' say,
"Here, look. Give us a break.
564
00:29:46,217 --> 00:29:49,819
"When we get back, we'll pick
it up and it'll be more fun."
565
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:51,854
You can't just walk in
and be like,
566
00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:54,156
"Wanna have your head
smacked down, boy?"
567
00:29:54,158 --> 00:29:56,092
I'll go up to the table and...
568
00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:58,094
No, don't go up. Go down.
569
00:29:58,096 --> 00:29:59,395
- Down?
- Like that.
570
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:02,698
"How's it going?"
"How's it going?"
571
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,567
- That's good.
- "How's it going?"
572
00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:05,734
"Thought we should
have a little chat."
573
00:30:05,736 --> 00:30:08,804
"Thought it'd be good to have
a little chat. How's it going?"
574
00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:10,573
- Yeah, "How's it going?"
- "How's it going?"
575
00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:12,708
"Thought it'd be good
to have a little chat."
576
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,577
Kinda like,
"I'm not scared of you.
577
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:15,644
- "But I respect you."
- Yeah, see?
578
00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:19,582
"How's it going? Thought it'd
be good to have a little chat."
579
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:22,251
- Yeah.
- Alright.
580
00:30:27,758 --> 00:30:31,193
I suppose you do look
a bit like De Niro.
581
00:30:31,195 --> 00:30:33,629
Mmm!
582
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:03,392
How's it going?
583
00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:06,795
Fuckin'... I told him
to nod down, not up.
584
00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:12,434
Thought it'd be good for us
to have a little chat.
585
00:31:14,438 --> 00:31:15,738
No, no!
586
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:19,208
- He's wanted by the guards.
- Fuck's sake!
587
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,343
I just wanted a chat!
That's all!
588
00:31:21,345 --> 00:31:22,444
Oh, my gosh!
589
00:31:22,446 --> 00:31:25,748
Any chance we could discuss some
ground rules for this chase?
590
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,449
- What?
- I don't know.
591
00:31:27,451 --> 00:31:28,684
You could give me a head start.
592
00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:30,586
I'm gonna catch you
and lock you up
593
00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:32,421
where you belong,
you thieving knacker!
594
00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:36,625
- Watch who you callin' knacker.
- Knacker!
595
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:01,584
Oh, fuck!
596
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:04,286
Shouldn't you be spending your
time chasing real criminals?
597
00:32:04,288 --> 00:32:05,988
You are a real criminal,
you fuckin' moron!
598
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:08,357
Not I'm not!
I'm just having a bit of fun.
599
00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:11,894
Fun? You're nothing but a
thieving little fuckin' knacker!
600
00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:14,496
Yeah, well, chasing me
is your whole life, boy,
601
00:32:14,498 --> 00:32:17,600
and that's pretty fuckin' sad.
602
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,869
You little fuckin' prick!
603
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,309
What happened?
604
00:32:27,311 --> 00:32:31,680
I don't think he's seen
that movie 'Heat', boy.
605
00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:33,015
It was around about then
606
00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:35,551
when I started to miss
working in the fish shop.
607
00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:38,287
There, sir, there you go.
And your change.
608
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:39,888
Lovely. Thank you very much.
609
00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:42,925
Sure, I had to put up with
Mam giving me shit all day,
610
00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:47,029
but there are a lot of benefits
to a steady job, like...
611
00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:48,797
..not getting chased
by a crazy cop.
612
00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:51,767
Is that your phone?
613
00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:52,701
Yeah.
614
00:32:52,703 --> 00:32:54,970
I bet that's how
he keeps finding us.
615
00:32:54,972 --> 00:32:57,373
Come on. Get rid of it.
616
00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,975
♪ You know
you light me up inside
617
00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:00,876
♪ You know you turn me on
618
00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:04,613
♪ Girl, you got me burnin' up
Girl, you got it going on
619
00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:07,383
♪ You in the zone
Don't slow it down
620
00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:08,384
♪ Go ahead and roll one up
621
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:11,587
♪ We gonna get high tonight
like we don't give a... ♪
622
00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:13,656
There's this fuckin' weirdo
trying to chase us.
623
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,025
Can we hide in your gaff?
That be alright?
624
00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:18,394
Sorry! Thank you!
625
00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:26,435
My name is Detective Tony Healy.
I'm with the guards.
626
00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:29,071
Two lads coming through here,
where did they go?
627
00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:32,474
- Fuck this, man.
- No! Wait, wait!
628
00:33:33,944 --> 00:33:37,012
Must have been
a different driveway.
629
00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:40,549
No-one came through here.
630
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:48,824
Look, I can see the tracks
leading right up to the door.
631
00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:52,528
- I know they're inside.
- They're from my wheelchair.
632
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:53,829
- You use a wheelchair?
- Sometimes.
633
00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:58,701
When I'm feelin' lazy. Great
for getting around the farm.
634
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,338
Look, I know you're lying to me.
635
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,840
And what are you
gonna do about it?
636
00:34:04,842 --> 00:34:05,874
Radio for backup?
637
00:34:05,876 --> 00:34:07,843
Those two little thieving pricks
you've got inside,
638
00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:10,846
they're gonna rob you blind,
and you know what?
639
00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:12,915
I hope they do.
Might teach you a lesson.
640
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:17,953
I have nothin' worth stealing,
but thanks for the concern.
641
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:20,122
Now fuck off.
642
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:31,700
Fuckin' hell, mate.
643
00:34:34,438 --> 00:34:35,571
What's he doing?
644
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,506
He's just standing there,
looking at us.
645
00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:41,643
Bet he can go days
without food or water.
646
00:34:55,559 --> 00:34:57,960
Nice of you to drop by.
647
00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:00,963
It's been a while.
648
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:04,433
Do you know him?
649
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,901
No.
650
00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:08,036
You boys hungry?
651
00:35:08,038 --> 00:35:10,038
I'm starving.
652
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,709
I'm thinking
of cooking a chicken.
653
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:15,577
I fuckin' love chicken.
654
00:35:15,579 --> 00:35:22,551
Good. Go out back and kill
whichever one takes your fancy.
655
00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:25,888
Kill?
656
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:29,591
Get him, get him, get him!
657
00:35:29,593 --> 00:35:32,561
Aye! Jesus!
658
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,633
Oh, fuck!
659
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,968
Oh, God!
660
00:35:39,970 --> 00:35:43,472
Hey-hey! Whoo-hoo!
661
00:35:56,921 --> 00:35:59,054
Go on. Do it.
662
00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:00,589
I can't.
663
00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:02,024
It's looking right at me.
664
00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:04,693
It's just a chicken.
Stop being a wuss.
665
00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:07,596
It reminds me
a little bit of me.
666
00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:08,997
What? How?
667
00:36:08,999 --> 00:36:11,967
The way it's staring.
668
00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:15,070
You know, sort of
a confused look, like...
669
00:36:15,072 --> 00:36:18,841
..like it doesn't really know
what's going on half the time.
670
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,777
He's not dyin'!
671
00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:24,546
- He's too strong.
- You need to pull it hard, like.
672
00:36:24,548 --> 00:36:26,515
Then he'll start
bleeding out the front.
673
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,051
No, he won't.
Just pull his neck.
674
00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:30,919
One, two, three.
675
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,189
- He's dead?
- He's dead.
676
00:36:34,191 --> 00:36:36,625
- He's dead. Alright.
- Put him in the bucket.
677
00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:40,762
Put him in the bucket.
That's it.
678
00:36:43,767 --> 00:36:46,235
He's still alive, boy.
679
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:55,744
What if you hold his neck
and I pull his body backwards?
680
00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:58,213
That sounds fair.
681
00:37:00,951 --> 00:37:02,150
Ohh!
682
00:37:02,152 --> 00:37:06,555
As soon as his legs
stop kicking, pluck him.
683
00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:18,734
He did say "pluck him", right?
684
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:23,839
When you live in the city,
you don't see many animals die.
685
00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:27,543
They're all dead
when they get there.
686
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:30,579
It didn't seem
to bother Jock much.
687
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:33,982
He had other things on his mind.
688
00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:47,329
You know, when you've only got
one thing on your mind,
689
00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,998
it can be kind of hard
to think clearly.
690
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,934
You can get tunnel vision.
691
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:57,639
But if you stop
and open your eyes
692
00:37:57,641 --> 00:37:59,875
just for a moment...
693
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:08,917
..you'd be amazed
at what you might see.
694
00:38:09,219 --> 00:38:11,954
The hell is that?
695
00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:14,957
Look at that.
696
00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:31,840
What is it?
697
00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:35,077
And you made me
throw away my phone.
698
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:37,913
GPS?
699
00:38:37,915 --> 00:38:40,882
I knew he had to be cheating!
700
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,385
I've got an idea.
701
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:47,789
That was rare enough for me
so I was delighted with meself.
702
00:39:21,325 --> 00:39:24,326
The chicken is lovely,
isn't it, Conor?
703
00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:29,765
Mm.
704
00:39:31,301 --> 00:39:33,268
Oh...
705
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:37,706
It's alright. Leave it,
leave it. It's alright.
706
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,409
Hey, thanks
for helping us there earlier.
707
00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:41,710
Yeah.
708
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:42,978
Yeah, nice that you let us in.
709
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:46,014
Could've been some other
cranky fucker, you know?
710
00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:49,017
What are you staring at?
711
00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:51,953
I'm not staring.
712
00:39:51,955 --> 00:39:53,755
You're staring straight at me!
713
00:39:53,757 --> 00:39:55,924
I'm not staring.
I'm just looking at you.
714
00:39:55,926 --> 00:39:57,993
I'm having
a conversation with you.
715
00:39:57,995 --> 00:40:01,997
Fucking hell, it'd be weird
if we didn't, like.
716
00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:04,433
Do you think this is funny?
717
00:40:04,435 --> 00:40:06,768
No, it's... No, sir.
718
00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:07,936
Dopey little prick.
719
00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:10,706
- Don't call him a dope.
- Don't you shout at me!
720
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:13,375
I'm not fuckin' shouting.
I said don't call him a dope!
721
00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:18,413
Every time you come down here,
it is the same fuckin' shit.
722
00:40:18,415 --> 00:40:19,781
We've never been here before.
723
00:40:19,783 --> 00:40:23,085
I paid for everything.
I put you two through college.
724
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:26,254
We're 15! I didn't even
pass me junior cert.
725
00:40:26,256 --> 00:40:28,824
- Who do you think we are?
- Oh, for fuck's...
726
00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:30,225
You've had enough
of that now, alright?
727
00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:33,261
Fuck you, I've had enough!
This is my fuckin' house.
728
00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:36,465
- I'll drink whatever I like.
- Sit down and eat your dinner.
729
00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:38,366
That's my fuckin' whiskey.
Give it to me.
730
00:40:38,368 --> 00:40:41,269
- Get off me!
- Give me that fuckin' bottle!
731
00:40:41,271 --> 00:40:43,371
Get away from us!
732
00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:45,040
Stay back there.
733
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:47,042
Get out of the way,
you little prick.
734
00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:48,844
- Alright, stop, stop!
- What?
735
00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:51,213
- What are you saying?
- Relax, alright, boy?
736
00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,181
OK, I'm gonna put the chair down
737
00:40:53,183 --> 00:40:56,017
and we're gonna talk, alright?
738
00:40:56,019 --> 00:40:58,120
Alright.
739
00:40:58,255 --> 00:41:00,088
Stay back.
740
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:02,424
Fuckin' hell!
Don't touch it, ya cunt!
741
00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:04,326
I went through
all the options in me head
742
00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:07,963
and there was only
one logical thing for us to do.
743
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:11,933
Relax! Relax!
744
00:41:11,935 --> 00:41:14,069
No, no!
745
00:41:14,071 --> 00:41:15,470
I'm here! Look!
746
00:41:15,472 --> 00:41:18,306
Look. Stop. Stop.
747
00:41:18,308 --> 00:41:20,142
Isn't this a nice comfy chair?
748
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,778
- Do you like this? Yeah?
- Yeah.
749
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,846
You've just gotta talk
to him and he's grand.
750
00:41:24,848 --> 00:41:27,816
- Give me the bottle.
- You can't have that, alright?
751
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,919
We'll give you something later,
like a beer or something.
752
00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:34,890
- Alright, alright.
- See? He wants a beer, boy.
753
00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:36,992
Oh, yeah.
754
00:41:38,428 --> 00:41:41,429
That night sitting around
watching telly
755
00:41:41,431 --> 00:41:42,898
was the closest we had all got
756
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,867
to a normal night in
for a long, long time.
757
00:41:45,869 --> 00:41:47,936
Yeah, that show is very good.
758
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,943
I think sometimes
people do the opposite
759
00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:58,113
of what they should do
when they're lonely.
760
00:41:58,115 --> 00:41:59,981
The hide away at work,
761
00:41:59,983 --> 00:42:03,151
fight with the people
they miss most,
762
00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:05,053
and they turn to the bottle
763
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:09,057
instead of pickin' up the phone.
764
00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:31,279
Imagine you've been
out all night,
765
00:42:31,281 --> 00:42:34,182
no sleep, no food.
766
00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,985
You're in the same wet clothes.
767
00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:39,221
Same stupid face.
768
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,323
Oh, fuck...
769
00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:48,263
You stuck in there
in spite of everything.
770
00:42:48,265 --> 00:42:49,531
At least when it's all over,
771
00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:53,134
you can take pleasure in
knowing it was all worthwhile.
772
00:42:53,136 --> 00:42:57,973
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no...
773
00:43:02,412 --> 00:43:03,111
FUC...!
774
00:43:03,113 --> 00:43:05,547
Our treasure's waiting
for us around this corner,
775
00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:08,416
but there's gonna be loads
of guards, drug squad,
776
00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:10,619
special forces, helicopters,
777
00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,621
probably even the army.
778
00:43:12,623 --> 00:43:14,222
Should we use fake names?
779
00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:16,258
Oh, would you stop
with the fake names?
780
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:20,161
Look, if anyone asks,
just say we're on holidays.
781
00:43:20,163 --> 00:43:23,632
- Got it?
- Yeah, got it.
782
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:35,343
Nah, this... this
can't be the place.
783
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:50,091
Here, sorry.
Is this Three Castle Head?
784
00:43:50,093 --> 00:43:54,529
- Yeah.
- We're just on our holidays.
785
00:43:54,531 --> 00:43:56,464
You should've seen
the place yesterday.
786
00:43:56,466 --> 00:43:58,600
You heard about
the cocaine seizure?
787
00:43:58,602 --> 00:44:00,168
Uh, no... no. What was that?
788
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:02,337
Have you been
hiding under a rock?
789
00:44:02,339 --> 00:44:05,173
The guards found
61 bales of cocaine.
790
00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:06,441
440 million euro worth.
791
00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:09,344
- They got it all?
- Yep, every last one.
792
00:44:09,346 --> 00:44:13,348
There won't be any parties
in this country for a while.
793
00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:16,685
Well, that's not good.
794
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:22,490
FUCK!
795
00:44:32,536 --> 00:44:35,570
♪ A full moon
796
00:44:35,572 --> 00:44:37,572
♪ Took the sky
797
00:44:37,574 --> 00:44:40,442
♪ Then a beast came
798
00:44:40,444 --> 00:44:43,445
♪ And stole the light
799
00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:46,181
♪ Now the ghouls are
800
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:49,351
♪ Not far behind
801
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:53,588
♪ Run with me... ♪
802
00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:57,025
Jock was taking the news
that our treasure was gone
803
00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:57,759
better than I expected.
804
00:44:57,761 --> 00:45:01,296
I'm not crying, boy.
It's just hay fever.
805
00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:03,031
Weren't gonna say nothing.
806
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:07,002
There's so much grass
around here.
807
00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:11,239
The pollen count is really
high as well at the moment.
808
00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,379
What's wrong with ya?
809
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:21,216
I've just gotta take
a wilder-poo, like.
810
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:22,617
A 'wilder-poo'?
811
00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:25,420
Yeah, boy, I haven't
gone since Cork.
812
00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:27,288
What's a wilder-poo?
813
00:45:27,290 --> 00:45:31,159
It's when you take
a shit outside, like.
814
00:45:31,294 --> 00:45:33,261
You know, a wilderness poo.
815
00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:37,665
- A poo in the wilderness?
- Yeah.
816
00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:41,336
Well, just go, then.
There's no-one here.
817
00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:43,571
But you're here, right?
818
00:45:43,573 --> 00:45:45,273
I'm not gonna look.
819
00:45:45,275 --> 00:45:48,043
I hardly wanna
see you taking a shit.
820
00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:50,512
Alright.
That's not what I meant.
821
00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:54,315
I just need a bit of privacy.
That's all.
822
00:45:55,352 --> 00:45:57,819
I'll be back in a minute.
823
00:45:59,589 --> 00:46:01,823
Oh...
824
00:46:02,492 --> 00:46:05,660
Oh, Jesus. Fuck.
825
00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:37,425
Jock! Come here.
826
00:46:37,427 --> 00:46:39,694
I don't wanna look at your poo.
827
00:46:39,696 --> 00:46:42,764
Just come here a second.
828
00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:46,267
- What is it, boy?
- Shh! No!
829
00:46:46,269 --> 00:46:49,437
Don't say a word.
830
00:46:52,209 --> 00:46:54,409
Come on.
831
00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:57,312
Be very quiet.
832
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:17,298
Holy shit!
833
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:20,435
He must be
one of them gang members.
834
00:47:20,437 --> 00:47:23,471
Has he got what
I think he's got?
835
00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:29,177
Our treasure.
836
00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:32,514
Fuck, yeah!
You fucker!
837
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,849
Fuck.
838
00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:41,456
- Yo.
- Psst!
839
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,858
He's alive, but he's passed out.
840
00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,593
He's bate.
841
00:47:45,595 --> 00:47:48,730
Look, he's got a gammy arm.
842
00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:55,503
He's got a gammy leg too.
843
00:47:58,408 --> 00:48:00,608
He's handicap.
844
00:48:01,244 --> 00:48:03,711
Poor fella.
845
00:48:03,713 --> 00:48:07,248
That'll make it easier.
So come on. Give me a hand.
846
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:10,285
I'm not stealing
from a handicapped fella.
847
00:48:10,287 --> 00:48:11,486
He's a drug dealer.
848
00:48:11,488 --> 00:48:13,454
What difference does it make
if he's handicapped?
849
00:48:13,456 --> 00:48:15,623
It's like we're being faced
with Stephen Hawking.
850
00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:19,460
This is his chair. You don't
say, "Let's take his chair."
851
00:48:19,462 --> 00:48:20,695
Stephen Hawking?
Who's he again?
852
00:48:20,697 --> 00:48:23,831
The smart guy who's so smart,
he can't walk or talk.
853
00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:25,867
- Do you not know this fella?
- No.
854
00:48:25,869 --> 00:48:28,403
"I am gonna invent
the universe."
855
00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:30,672
He speaks like
he's, like, sucking in.
856
00:48:30,674 --> 00:48:32,240
He's like, "I'm..." Like...
857
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:36,544
This is what we came for.
We're not leaving without it.
858
00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:45,520
He's probably
holding onto it for warmth.
859
00:48:45,522 --> 00:48:48,389
It's cocaine,
not a hot water bottle.
860
00:48:48,391 --> 00:48:49,557
Shh!
861
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:50,959
If he wakes up, we're dead.
862
00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:54,395
- He won't wake up.
- Why are you whispering then?
863
00:48:54,397 --> 00:48:56,364
I'm not whispering.
864
00:48:56,366 --> 00:48:59,601
For fuck's sake!
865
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:02,770
Shh, shh, shh!
866
00:49:02,772 --> 00:49:04,772
Shh.
867
00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:11,679
Shh.
868
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,834
He's freezing, boy.
We can't just leave him here.
869
00:49:32,836 --> 00:49:34,435
When we're far enough away,
870
00:49:34,437 --> 00:49:38,039
we'll leave an anonymous
phone call for the guards.
871
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,930
Shh! Jesus!
872
00:50:02,932 --> 00:50:04,899
Stop yelling! You'll wake him!
873
00:50:04,901 --> 00:50:07,602
He IS fuckin' awake!
874
00:50:07,804 --> 00:50:10,038
- Arggh!
- Arggh! Oh, shit!
875
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,472
- Get off!
- Ugh!
876
00:50:11,474 --> 00:50:14,842
No! Go... go back
to sleep, please! Oh, fuck!
877
00:50:16,313 --> 00:50:18,513
Fuck! Give me my bag!
878
00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:22,684
Go on! Please! Go!
879
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:38,333
I never really believed
880
00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:39,801
we would find
that bale of cocaine.
881
00:50:39,803 --> 00:50:43,104
For me, it was just one of them
adventures you go on,
882
00:50:43,106 --> 00:50:44,772
like looking for your G-spot.
883
00:50:44,774 --> 00:50:46,507
You don't really
believe it exists
884
00:50:46,509 --> 00:50:50,378
and you're not sure what
to do with it if you find it.
885
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:52,380
We did it, kid. We did it!
886
00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:53,548
We sure did, boy!
887
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,128
For Jock, it's different.
888
00:51:07,130 --> 00:51:11,532
Finding that coke
is the only bit of hope he has.
889
00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:17,071
♪ Anyone in the world
could see
890
00:51:17,073 --> 00:51:21,075
♪ That everything's
gonna go right for me
891
00:51:21,077 --> 00:51:24,112
♪ I'm as happy
as I could ever be
892
00:51:24,114 --> 00:51:28,649
♪ 'Cause everything's
gonna go right for me
893
00:51:28,651 --> 00:51:33,888
♪ L-U-C-K-Y
894
00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:36,124
♪ Lucky me
895
00:51:36,126 --> 00:51:40,862
♪ L-U-C-K-Y
896
00:51:41,464 --> 00:51:43,131
♪ Lucky me
897
00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:47,502
♪ L-U-C-K-Y
898
00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:50,071
♪ Lucky me. ♪
899
00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:52,407
Do you wanna have a gasp
and a drink?
900
00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:53,775
I'd really love one. Thanks.
901
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:57,512
Mind the bike
while I'm doing this.
902
00:52:14,564 --> 00:52:18,099
Oh... fuck! Shit!
903
00:52:18,101 --> 00:52:20,468
- What the...
- What's going on?
904
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:22,804
It's gone. It must have
got cut on something.
905
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:23,638
What do you mean, it got cut?
906
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:28,476
- There's a hole in the bottom!
- There's a hole in it?
907
00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:29,811
- Look...
- But it's all gone.
908
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,646
I don't know where.
I'm sorry, alright?
909
00:52:31,648 --> 00:52:34,182
Seven million euros worth
of cocaine pour out this bag?
910
00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:35,883
How didn't you notice
it getting lighter?!
911
00:52:35,885 --> 00:52:38,953
How didn't you notice it
coming off the back of my bike?!
912
00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:40,721
'Cause that wasn't
my fuckin' job!
913
00:52:40,723 --> 00:52:44,659
- I gave it to you to look after!
- You have eyes, don't you?
914
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:47,562
You're some dopey prick,
you know that?
915
00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:49,997
Alright, but don't call me that.
916
00:52:49,999 --> 00:52:51,933
Why not? It's what you are.
917
00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:53,801
I'd rather be a dopey prick
918
00:52:53,803 --> 00:52:57,505
than a devious scumbag like you.
919
00:53:35,645 --> 00:53:37,778
♪ Gonna take
the best of me
920
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:39,780
♪ Silent hand but you gotta see
921
00:53:39,782 --> 00:53:42,650
♪ Hey, hey
Alright
922
00:53:42,652 --> 00:53:45,186
♪ We're holding out
for better, please
923
00:53:45,188 --> 00:53:47,855
♪ My hands are tied
Baby, can't you see?
924
00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:51,826
♪ Oh, yeah
Hey, hey
925
00:53:53,196 --> 00:53:55,563
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
926
00:53:55,565 --> 00:54:00,101
♪ Oh, my
Help me again
927
00:54:00,103 --> 00:54:03,538
♪ Bring me back from the end
928
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:07,074
♪ Save yourself in the end
929
00:54:07,076 --> 00:54:10,811
♪ I tried to tell you
Watch out
930
00:54:10,813 --> 00:54:13,581
♪ Here comes trouble... ♪
931
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:16,017
It's too fuckin' tight!
932
00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:19,320
If it isn't Lance Armstrong!
933
00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:21,188
Where the fuck have you been?
934
00:54:21,190 --> 00:54:24,859
Here. Do some real police work.
935
00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:27,762
Who's next there?
936
00:54:29,299 --> 00:54:32,066
I want to report me son missing.
He's not answering his phone.
937
00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:36,904
He's been gone since yesterday.
That's a photo of him there.
938
00:54:41,277 --> 00:54:43,611
I'm gonna catch you
and lock you up
939
00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,680
where you belong,
you thieving knacker!
940
00:54:45,682 --> 00:54:48,816
Watch who you callin' knacker.
941
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:54,689
♪ Watch out
Here comes trouble! ♪
942
00:54:54,691 --> 00:54:57,291
Do you remember
that prick Billy Murphy?
943
00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:58,993
Well, his time
in the slammer was up
944
00:54:58,995 --> 00:55:02,163
and while inside, he had
a cellmate with a big mouth.
945
00:55:02,165 --> 00:55:04,231
Did I hear something
about a fella going around
946
00:55:04,233 --> 00:55:05,933
wearing your face as a mask
or something?
947
00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:08,636
According to this big mouth,
Jock was flah'ing his sister.
948
00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:11,806
Halfway through, he put on
his fake Billy mask as a joke,
949
00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:13,708
but she didn't
find it very funny.
950
00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:15,676
I hear this screamin'
coming from upstairs
951
00:55:15,678 --> 00:55:17,111
from me sister's room - "Arggh!"
952
00:55:17,113 --> 00:55:20,081
It was just a joke!
953
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,782
"Arggh!"
954
00:55:21,784 --> 00:55:23,117
How's it going?
955
00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:26,120
- Who the fuck was that?!
- None of your business.
956
00:55:26,122 --> 00:55:29,624
Big mouth put two and two
together and got five.
957
00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:34,895
Fake Billy's real name
is Conor MacSweeney.
958
00:55:36,933 --> 00:55:38,966
Billy Murphy's friends
consist of people
959
00:55:38,968 --> 00:55:40,901
he has previously
beaten the shit out of
960
00:55:40,903 --> 00:55:43,771
and they're too scared
not to be his friends.
961
00:55:47,276 --> 00:55:48,242
Oh, shit.
962
00:55:48,244 --> 00:55:49,810
I've been fuckin'
looking for you!
963
00:55:49,812 --> 00:55:51,912
- You little fuckin' prick!
- Fuck off, will ya?
964
00:55:51,914 --> 00:55:53,347
Come here!
Come here, you little shit!
965
00:55:53,349 --> 00:55:56,050
- What are you doing, Billy?
- You're fuckin' dead!
966
00:55:56,052 --> 00:55:59,754
You hear me?
You're fuckin' dead!
967
00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:01,789
Why didn't you fuckin'
tell me it was him?
968
00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:04,725
You're fuckin' useless.
Yeah, look at the ground.
969
00:56:04,727 --> 00:56:06,027
Look at the fuckin' ground.
970
00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:09,864
♪ Sometimes people
People will get you down
971
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:13,801
♪ But get back up
It's not the end of the world
972
00:56:13,803 --> 00:56:18,305
♪ Heh, although it may feel
like that sometimes
973
00:56:18,307 --> 00:56:22,977
♪ It's so simple
Simple as one, two, three
974
00:56:22,979 --> 00:56:24,078
♪ Back on your feet
975
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,180
♪ You gotta
hold your head high... ♪
976
00:56:26,182 --> 00:56:27,114
Dad, are you home?
977
00:56:27,116 --> 00:56:28,849
♪ Let 'em know
we right here forever
978
00:56:28,851 --> 00:56:32,920
♪ We ain't going nowhere
till the end of the world... ♪
979
00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:35,389
Nice of you
to finally come home.
980
00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:39,193
You're not gonna tell me
where you've been?
981
00:56:39,195 --> 00:56:42,463
Back here
when I'm talking to you.
982
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,433
♪ It's so simple
983
00:56:45,435 --> 00:56:47,768
♪ Simple as one, two, three
984
00:56:47,770 --> 00:56:48,803
♪ Back on your feet
985
00:56:48,805 --> 00:56:52,273
♪ You gotta hold
your head high... ♪
986
00:56:56,446 --> 00:57:00,047
The least you can do is offer me
some half-arsed excuse!
987
00:57:00,049 --> 00:57:01,482
Just leave me alone!
988
00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:04,385
What happened to your face?
989
00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:07,455
Nothing.
990
00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:08,956
♪ End of the world
991
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,759
♪ Ladies and gentlemen,
introducing the most impressive
992
00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:14,929
♪ I plan on shaking the planet
until I'm convalescent
993
00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:18,065
♪ I never count my blessings
I only count the cost of living
994
00:57:18,067 --> 00:57:22,803
♪ It's hard to buy everything
they sell on television... ♪
995
00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:25,072
Are you alright?
996
00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:27,141
Look, I'm grand.
997
00:57:27,143 --> 00:57:30,845
Alright?
I just wanna be left alone.
998
00:57:32,315 --> 00:57:37,284
♪ Sometimes people
People will get you down... ♪
999
00:57:37,286 --> 00:57:38,185
Fine.
1000
00:57:38,187 --> 00:57:41,856
♪ Get back up, it's not the end
of the world, yeah
1001
00:57:41,858 --> 00:57:45,259
♪ Although it may feel
like that sometimes
1002
00:57:45,261 --> 00:57:49,764
♪ It's so simple
Simple as one, two, three
1003
00:57:49,766 --> 00:57:53,067
♪ Back on your feet
You gotta hold your head high
1004
00:57:53,069 --> 00:57:55,202
♪ Let 'em know
we right here forever
1005
00:57:55,204 --> 00:58:01,342
♪ We ain't going nowhere
till the end of the world. ♪
1006
00:58:13,055 --> 00:58:16,123
How are you, love? Is the
battery pre-charged in this?
1007
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,325
Should be.
Stick in the gas canister
1008
00:58:18,327 --> 00:58:21,462
and you'll hear a pump if it is.
1009
00:58:32,074 --> 00:58:34,275
What are you making?
1010
00:58:34,477 --> 00:58:37,011
I'm not making anything.
1011
00:58:37,246 --> 00:58:40,314
What's the nail gun for?
1012
00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:43,517
For torturing people.
1013
00:58:55,431 --> 00:58:58,232
That's good.
1014
00:58:58,234 --> 00:59:00,568
"Torturing."
1015
00:59:00,570 --> 00:59:04,171
My husband actually had
one of them. They're great.
1016
00:59:04,173 --> 00:59:05,840
Yeah. I'll take that.
1017
00:59:05,842 --> 00:59:09,210
That's 375, all in.
1018
00:59:09,912 --> 00:59:11,445
Oh...
1019
00:59:11,447 --> 00:59:13,347
Fuck.
1020
00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:16,350
I don't have any money.
1021
00:59:19,188 --> 00:59:19,987
Fsssh...
1022
00:59:19,989 --> 00:59:24,358
Sorry, love,
you can't have it, so.
1023
00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:33,400
Careful -
without that safety thing on
1024
00:59:33,402 --> 00:59:36,403
those nail guns are lethal.
1025
00:59:46,515 --> 00:59:49,183
Arggh!
1026
00:59:49,185 --> 00:59:51,151
Oh, don't do that.
1027
00:59:51,153 --> 00:59:54,121
It's stuck in the bone.
1028
00:59:54,123 --> 00:59:55,890
Arggh!
1029
01:01:00,556 --> 01:01:02,656
Took you long enough.
1030
01:01:02,658 --> 01:01:05,993
I'm here now, aren't I?
1031
01:01:15,438 --> 01:01:17,304
Are you alright?
1032
01:01:17,306 --> 01:01:19,139
Yeah. Fine.
1033
01:01:19,141 --> 01:01:20,641
It's actually good timing,
you know?
1034
01:01:20,643 --> 01:01:24,278
I was just thinking
about moving out.
1035
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,715
Can I get dressed first
before we go, yeah?
1036
01:01:28,517 --> 01:01:30,584
Yeah. Sure.
1037
01:01:37,994 --> 01:01:41,128
Do you get off on that, yeah?
1038
01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:44,665
What goes on in this house
is none of your business.
1039
01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:47,234
Maybe not.
1040
01:01:47,536 --> 01:01:51,138
But I think I just found
my new hobby.
1041
01:01:54,143 --> 01:01:55,676
Calling all Gardai.
1042
01:01:55,678 --> 01:02:01,215
Be on the lookout for a male
armed with a nail gun.
1043
01:02:12,294 --> 01:02:14,194
Made you your favourite -
1044
01:02:14,196 --> 01:02:15,329
chicken nuggets.
1045
01:02:15,331 --> 01:02:18,232
No, I've
kind of gone off chicken.
1046
01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:20,734
Jesus, what the fuck
happened to you?
1047
01:02:20,736 --> 01:02:23,170
Nothing.
1048
01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:30,310
Are you gonna tell me where you
were for the last two days?
1049
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,147
No.
1050
01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:47,461
Do you think I'm a shit mam?
1051
01:02:47,463 --> 01:02:48,495
Yeah.
1052
01:02:48,497 --> 01:02:50,831
Try having a shit son.
1053
01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:00,074
Go on,
tell me what I can do better.
1054
01:03:00,076 --> 01:03:03,177
No, you called me
fucking retarded last week,
1055
01:03:03,179 --> 01:03:04,478
and there's no need for it.
1056
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,281
You can't call your son that
or he'll grow up with problems.
1057
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:10,217
Alright. Stop being a retard
and I'll stop calling you one.
1058
01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:12,286
That's exactly
what I mean, like, wh...
1059
01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:14,321
I'm messing with you.
Fucking relax.
1060
01:03:14,323 --> 01:03:16,223
Yeah, but sometimes
you're not messing.
1061
01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:19,393
Just stop calling me
that kind of stuff.
1062
01:03:19,395 --> 01:03:19,860
Alright.
1063
01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:21,462
You have to trust me
a bit more as well.
1064
01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:24,431
It's not you I don't trust.
It's Jock I don't trust.
1065
01:03:24,433 --> 01:03:28,135
- Why not?
- Because Jock's a total fuck-up.
1066
01:03:28,137 --> 01:03:29,570
Oh, he's such a laugh, like.
1067
01:03:29,572 --> 01:03:30,804
He's the only fella in school
1068
01:03:30,806 --> 01:03:32,206
that, kind of,
makes me feel warm...
1069
01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:37,811
Not 'warm', like, but...
makes me feel nice, like.
1070
01:03:38,414 --> 01:03:40,581
Are you gay?
Is that what this is?
1071
01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:41,682
I mean, it's grand if you are.
1072
01:03:41,684 --> 01:03:43,884
Like, fuck,
it'll actually explain a lot.
1073
01:03:43,886 --> 01:03:45,452
No, Mam, I'm not gay.
1074
01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:48,755
But if I was, hypopharically...
1075
01:03:48,757 --> 01:03:51,625
..hypoth... hypothetic...
hypothetically...
1076
01:03:51,627 --> 01:03:53,193
- Hypothetically.
- Hypothetically.
1077
01:03:53,195 --> 01:03:56,530
He'd be the guy
I'd want to be gay with.
1078
01:03:56,532 --> 01:03:59,466
Who says that?
1079
01:04:02,671 --> 01:04:05,272
Jock, is that you?
1080
01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:07,207
- Alright, boy?
- It's alright.
1081
01:04:07,209 --> 01:04:09,543
There was this weird-looking
fella there came up to me
1082
01:04:09,545 --> 01:04:11,578
by about 15 minutes ago
by the garage.
1083
01:04:11,580 --> 01:04:12,679
Hang on a sec. Who's that?
1084
01:04:12,681 --> 01:04:15,415
He was kind of sloping down
and he was dragging his leg.
1085
01:04:15,417 --> 01:04:17,417
A zombie. A zombie.
That's what he looked like.
1086
01:04:17,419 --> 01:04:20,287
- Are you a guard, or what?
- Do I look like a guard? No.
1087
01:04:20,289 --> 01:04:23,390
- He had a picture in his hand.
- Do you know where he lives?
1088
01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:24,825
And he was, like,
"Conor MacSweeney."
1089
01:04:24,827 --> 01:04:26,627
- Conor MacSweeney.
- "Conor MacSweeney."
1090
01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:28,428
- "Where does he live?"
- He's a friend of yours.
1091
01:04:28,430 --> 01:04:30,597
He looks just like you. All
you little fuckers are the same.
1092
01:04:30,599 --> 01:04:32,833
- My friend Conor MacSweeney?
- I swear to fuck.
1093
01:04:32,835 --> 01:04:34,601
He has something
that belongs to me.
1094
01:04:34,603 --> 01:04:36,670
- Cocaine?
- He said nothing about cocaine.
1095
01:04:36,672 --> 01:04:39,740
So you didn't say nothing?
What about the rest of the boys?
1096
01:04:39,742 --> 01:04:41,508
Oh, one of them,
alright, no, said, um...
1097
01:04:41,510 --> 01:04:42,709
"We know
where he lives, actually."
1098
01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:44,811
He was like,
"I know where he lives."
1099
01:04:44,813 --> 01:04:46,180
What the fuck you doing, boy?
1100
01:04:46,182 --> 01:04:47,848
I nudged him. I was like,
"Are you fucking slow?"
1101
01:04:47,850 --> 01:04:51,385
- I said, "Shut the fuck up!"
- Just tell me where he lives!
1102
01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,587
Get the fuck...! Get...
1103
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:59,359
- Come here. Come here!
- Get off me, you fucking...
1104
01:04:59,361 --> 01:05:01,528
Five minutes later, then,
I was thinking to myself,
1105
01:05:01,530 --> 01:05:03,430
"It's Conor MacSweeney
he's on about."
1106
01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:05,499
Everyone knows
where that dopey mog lives.
1107
01:05:05,501 --> 01:05:06,633
He's still around, play it wide?
1108
01:05:06,635 --> 01:05:08,769
Fuck's sake. Alright.
Cheers! Nice one.
1109
01:05:08,771 --> 01:05:10,604
- See you later.
- See you later.
1110
01:05:10,606 --> 01:05:12,339
Sorry,
I gotta do something important.
1111
01:05:12,341 --> 01:05:14,441
I'll be back later, I promise!
1112
01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:17,611
Look, I just don't want you to
be a total fuck-up, alright?
1113
01:05:17,613 --> 01:05:19,379
I'm not gonna be
a total fuck-up.
1114
01:05:19,381 --> 01:05:22,916
I'll fuck up along the way,
like, but I'm not gonna...
1115
01:05:22,918 --> 01:05:23,717
Do you promise?
1116
01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:25,452
..I'm not gonna fuck up
my whole life.
1117
01:05:25,454 --> 01:05:28,755
And if I'm being
brutally honest...
1118
01:05:28,757 --> 01:05:33,260
..you're not the shittest mam
in town, so,
1119
01:05:33,262 --> 01:05:35,529
that's the only compliment
you're getting
1120
01:05:35,531 --> 01:05:36,763
at this point in time.
1121
01:05:36,765 --> 01:05:37,798
I'll take that. Thank you.
1122
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,933
Well,
that's all you're getting, so...
1123
01:05:39,935 --> 01:05:41,902
You're not retarded.
1124
01:05:41,904 --> 01:05:43,237
Most of the time.
1125
01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:46,340
- Oh, come on, Mam.
I'm only messing with you.
1126
01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:48,308
- Say one thing good about me.
- I'm only...
1127
01:05:48,310 --> 01:05:49,977
Say one thing good about me
or I'm gonna cry!
1128
01:05:49,979 --> 01:05:52,279
You're a really, really good
son. You're a good son.
1129
01:05:52,281 --> 01:05:55,649
That's very vague.
What do you like about me?
1130
01:05:56,885 --> 01:05:59,253
You're really sweet.
1131
01:05:59,255 --> 01:05:59,920
Yeah. Now...
1132
01:05:59,922 --> 01:06:02,356
- And you're thoughtful.
- You're so vague!
1133
01:06:02,358 --> 01:06:04,358
Pr... what's... what's...
what's...
1134
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,560
What do I do that... you like?
1135
01:06:06,562 --> 01:06:08,929
Do you remember that time
on my birthday last year?
1136
01:06:08,931 --> 01:06:10,731
- And I thought you forgot?
- Yeah?
1137
01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:14,601
And you bought me flowers,
and it was just...
1138
01:06:15,404 --> 01:06:17,804
..it was just really nice.
1139
01:06:18,507 --> 01:06:19,706
Cool.
1140
01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:21,475
It was just really nice.
1141
01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:23,610
Alright, but don't cry.
1142
01:06:23,612 --> 01:06:25,646
I'm not crying.
1143
01:06:25,881 --> 01:06:29,416
- It was a year ago.
- I know.
1144
01:06:29,418 --> 01:06:30,450
I know.
1145
01:06:30,452 --> 01:06:31,885
Eat your food, you weirdo.
1146
01:06:31,887 --> 01:06:35,822
- Fuckin' hell.
- You sure you don't want one?
1147
01:06:35,991 --> 01:06:39,059
No, I don't want one.
1148
01:06:39,061 --> 01:06:41,828
I don't either, actually.
It's disgusting.
1149
01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:43,063
Told you get the nice ones.
1150
01:06:43,065 --> 01:06:45,499
- What?
- Get the nice ones next time.
1151
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:46,767
Yeah.
1152
01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:49,636
We're in major fucking shit!
But I got a plan!
1153
01:06:49,638 --> 01:06:50,937
Jock, my fucking mam's here.
1154
01:06:50,939 --> 01:06:53,340
- How are you, Mrs MacSweeney?
- How are you, Jock?
1155
01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:55,676
- Can we talk somewhere else?
- No. We haven't got time.
1156
01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:59,079
The dealer we stole the cocaine
off is coming. He's not happy.
1157
01:06:59,081 --> 01:07:01,615
- What?
- It's not as bad as it sounds.
1158
01:07:01,617 --> 01:07:02,849
Yeah, it IS as bad as it sounds.
1159
01:07:02,851 --> 01:07:04,551
You're un-fucking-believable,
do you know that?
1160
01:07:04,553 --> 01:07:07,888
We wouldn't be in this mess
if it weren't for you.
1161
01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:09,856
- And why's that?
- Who lost all the cocaine?
1162
01:07:09,858 --> 01:07:13,026
Whose bright idea was it
to steal it in the first place
1163
01:07:13,028 --> 01:07:15,762
from a dangerous fucking
drug dealer, Jock?
1164
01:07:16,665 --> 01:07:17,097
Quits?
1165
01:07:17,099 --> 01:07:19,099
Mam? Mam, what are you doing?
1166
01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:21,702
I'm calling the guards before
that drug dealer arrives.
1167
01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:23,870
- What?
- You can't! Think about it.
1168
01:07:23,872 --> 01:07:25,839
Do you really want
a convict for a son?
1169
01:07:25,841 --> 01:07:28,008
- What?
- Who's gonna cover your days off
1170
01:07:28,010 --> 01:07:30,677
in the shop
when I'm being raped in prison?
1171
01:07:30,679 --> 01:07:31,745
You're young offenders.
1172
01:07:31,747 --> 01:07:33,046
You'll end up in
a juvenile detention centre.
1173
01:07:33,048 --> 01:07:35,615
There's rapists there too.
They're just a bit younger.
1174
01:07:35,617 --> 01:07:39,419
- Here. Hold this.
- What are you planning on doing?
1175
01:07:39,421 --> 01:07:40,921
- Baking him a cake?
- Buy us some time.
1176
01:07:40,923 --> 01:07:43,557
Do you honestly think he's not
gonna know the difference
1177
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,058
between self-raising flour
and uncut cocaine?
1178
01:07:45,060 --> 01:07:47,594
- He's a fucking drug dealer!
- Shake it!
1179
01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:48,362
Is he far away?
1180
01:07:48,364 --> 01:07:51,765
Well, fuck, I don't have
a GPS on him, do I?
1181
01:07:53,535 --> 01:07:55,736
Fuck!
1182
01:07:56,004 --> 01:07:58,905
Do drug dealers ring doorbells?
1183
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:07,414
You two - stay out of sight.
I'm gonna see who's at the door.
1184
01:08:07,416 --> 01:08:09,683
Yeah. Use the spy hole.
1185
01:08:09,685 --> 01:08:11,585
Make sure he doesn't see you.
1186
01:08:11,587 --> 01:08:12,819
You think I'm fucking thick?
1187
01:08:12,821 --> 01:08:15,522
- Well, now that you mention...
- Shut the fuck up.
1188
01:08:15,524 --> 01:08:18,859
- Use a fake name.
- Shut the fuck up!
1189
01:08:28,504 --> 01:08:31,004
- Well, who is it?
- It's a guard.
1190
01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:33,640
It's Healy.
He knows we stole them bikes.
1191
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:36,109
- You stole bikes?
- Jock stole bikes.
1192
01:08:36,111 --> 01:08:37,778
Oh, I didn't hear you
complaining
1193
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:40,881
when you were sitting on one
on the way down to West Cork.
1194
01:08:40,883 --> 01:08:41,882
What are we gonna do?
1195
01:08:41,884 --> 01:08:45,719
I can hear everything you're
saying. Open the fucking door.
1196
01:08:45,721 --> 01:08:48,188
Bollocks.
1197
01:08:52,961 --> 01:08:56,663
Right.
What the fuck is going on?
1198
01:09:00,569 --> 01:09:04,171
Why don't we go inside
for a nice cup of tea, huh?
1199
01:09:04,173 --> 01:09:07,541
See if we can figure it all out.
1200
01:09:13,048 --> 01:09:17,217
How are ya?
1201
01:09:18,187 --> 01:09:22,022
You gonna invite me in
or what the fuck?
1202
01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:25,459
Fuck.
1203
01:09:25,461 --> 01:09:26,460
Good morning. No.
1204
01:09:26,462 --> 01:09:28,995
I just...
I just wanted to talk to you
1205
01:09:28,997 --> 01:09:31,164
and put things straight...
1206
01:09:31,166 --> 01:09:33,200
Fucking that.
1207
01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:46,246
You know it's a good tea party
1208
01:09:46,248 --> 01:09:50,484
when there's an unconscious
guard on the kitchen floor.
1209
01:09:52,154 --> 01:09:54,154
Say when.
1210
01:09:54,857 --> 01:09:55,755
When.
1211
01:09:55,757 --> 01:09:57,090
Sorry. F...
1212
01:09:57,092 --> 01:09:58,492
It's grand.
1213
01:09:58,494 --> 01:10:00,160
- Did I put too much milk in?
- No, it's grand.
1214
01:10:00,162 --> 01:10:03,797
- Will I make another one?
- No. It's... Leave it.
1215
01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:05,765
Sorry.
1216
01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:16,576
Hi, Conor.
1217
01:10:17,513 --> 01:10:19,913
Him? He's not Conor.
1218
01:10:19,915 --> 01:10:22,883
What do you mean,
"He's not Conor"?
1219
01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:25,685
This fella's name's Gary.
1220
01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:31,925
What are you doing?
1221
01:10:31,927 --> 01:10:34,528
It's your fake name.
1222
01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:40,734
Now, I've had a bad fucking day.
1223
01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:43,870
I fell over a fucking fence.
1224
01:10:43,972 --> 01:10:46,773
I got kicked by a young fella.
1225
01:10:47,709 --> 01:10:49,175
And I shot an old one.
1226
01:10:49,177 --> 01:10:51,177
I'm not in the mood for lies.
1227
01:10:51,179 --> 01:10:52,979
The only way
you're getting out of here
1228
01:10:52,981 --> 01:10:56,082
without your little pussies
being riddled with nails
1229
01:10:56,084 --> 01:10:58,552
is if you tell me the truth.
1230
01:10:58,554 --> 01:11:00,220
Conor Mac-fucking-Sweeney.
1231
01:11:00,222 --> 01:11:01,288
- Right?
- Yeah.
1232
01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:04,190
What's that shite
all over the floor?
1233
01:11:04,192 --> 01:11:06,593
- That's cocaine.
- That's cocaine?
1234
01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:07,994
No, it's not. It's flour.
1235
01:11:07,996 --> 01:11:11,765
- Flour?
- It's not. It's cocaine.
1236
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:14,834
Didn't I just...
say 30 seconds ago
1237
01:11:14,836 --> 01:11:17,237
that we all need to be
100% honest?
1238
01:11:17,239 --> 01:11:19,072
- It's cocaine.
- It's flour.
1239
01:11:19,074 --> 01:11:21,174
Oh, my God.
1240
01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:24,611
Jesus! Take it easy!
1241
01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:27,914
It's flour.
You can taste it if you want.
1242
01:11:51,773 --> 01:11:55,041
Why is there flour
all over the floor?
1243
01:11:55,277 --> 01:11:57,010
We, like... We were gonna...
1244
01:11:57,012 --> 01:11:58,778
..put all the flour in that bag
1245
01:11:58,780 --> 01:12:01,815
and then just hope
you'd run off happy out
1246
01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:04,951
with a big bag of flour, but...
1247
01:12:04,953 --> 01:12:09,122
..you know, Mam came and said,
"Nah, that's stupid."
1248
01:12:09,124 --> 01:12:13,159
- She was right.
- Yeah, I know.
1249
01:12:13,695 --> 01:12:16,196
So. Where's the cocaine?
1250
01:12:16,198 --> 01:12:22,102
♪ L-U-C-K-Y
Lucky me... ♪
1251
01:12:22,104 --> 01:12:25,105
On a positive note, we
might've set the world record
1252
01:12:25,107 --> 01:12:27,407
for the longest line of cocaine.
1253
01:12:29,244 --> 01:12:32,112
Look, we were really pissed off
when it happened, like.
1254
01:12:32,114 --> 01:12:33,279
We had a huge row
and everything.
1255
01:12:33,281 --> 01:12:35,882
We were calling each other
awful names as well, like.
1256
01:12:35,884 --> 01:12:38,852
I'm actually really sorry
about that.
1257
01:12:38,854 --> 01:12:41,721
Nah, but I'm sorry too.
1258
01:12:46,328 --> 01:12:48,028
- Oh!
- Christ!
1259
01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:50,163
What the fuck
did you do that for? Why?
1260
01:12:50,165 --> 01:12:54,100
Do you seriously think I believe
you two are stupid enough
1261
01:12:54,102 --> 01:12:58,705
to lose - lose! - seven
million euros worth of coke?
1262
01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:01,941
We are that stupid!
I swear to God!
1263
01:13:02,444 --> 01:13:04,411
Arggh!
1264
01:13:04,413 --> 01:13:06,312
Would you stop shooting us
with that thing?!
1265
01:13:06,314 --> 01:13:08,314
Where's the cocaine?
Just tell me where the fuck
1266
01:13:08,316 --> 01:13:10,417
the cocaine is and
I'll go home. I wanna go home.
1267
01:13:10,419 --> 01:13:13,219
Would you leave them alone?
They're only young!
1268
01:13:13,221 --> 01:13:15,255
Oh, my God!
1269
01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:17,190
Now, see what's
have to happening?
1270
01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,358
All three have holes
in your legs.
1271
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:22,862
There was no need for that.
There was no need for that.
1272
01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:29,102
Don't worry. You didn't miss
anything. Go on, get up. Get up!
1273
01:13:30,372 --> 01:13:32,939
- I'll ask you one more time.
- What?
1274
01:13:32,941 --> 01:13:35,442
And if you don't tell me,
I'm gonna shoot you
1275
01:13:35,444 --> 01:13:37,744
right through
the top of your cock.
1276
01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:39,145
Oh, no. Please.
1277
01:13:39,948 --> 01:13:42,248
Arggh! Arggh!
1278
01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:45,085
Jesus. Sorry. Are you alright?
1279
01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:53,059
Are youse expecting anyone?
1280
01:13:53,862 --> 01:13:56,830
Right, you go. Get that.
Bring 'em back here.
1281
01:13:56,832 --> 01:13:58,331
And no fucking
super-Gardai shit
1282
01:13:58,333 --> 01:14:01,167
or I'll shoot her in the face
loads of times.
1283
01:14:01,169 --> 01:14:02,836
Loads - 'Hellraiser' shit.
1284
01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:05,138
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
1285
01:14:14,516 --> 01:14:16,783
Hiya.
1286
01:14:16,785 --> 01:14:19,185
Hiya.
1287
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:37,237
How's it going?
1288
01:14:37,773 --> 01:14:38,938
How's it going?
1289
01:14:38,940 --> 01:14:42,075
Sorry, you know,
for interrupting your tea,
1290
01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:44,444
but, um,
I was just wondering there
1291
01:14:44,446 --> 01:14:47,514
if your son could come out
for a game of ball.
1292
01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:49,149
Game of ball?
1293
01:14:57,959 --> 01:15:00,426
Where is it, Billy?
1294
01:15:01,429 --> 01:15:02,128
Where's what?
1295
01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:04,798
Look, you don't have to call it
'ball' anymore,
1296
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,966
but... everyone knows, so...
1297
01:15:06,968 --> 01:15:09,335
What do they know?
1298
01:15:09,337 --> 01:15:12,906
You don't wanna be messing round
with this fella.
1299
01:15:15,944 --> 01:15:17,944
Arggh.
1300
01:15:17,946 --> 01:15:18,444
Ah!
1301
01:15:18,446 --> 01:15:21,881
Oh, don't shoot me, please!
1302
01:15:21,883 --> 01:15:22,849
Oh!
1303
01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:24,284
Classic, alright.
1304
01:15:24,286 --> 01:15:25,518
Our cocaine.
1305
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:26,886
Cocaine, now, is it?
1306
01:15:26,888 --> 01:15:28,955
How much did you get for it?
1307
01:15:28,957 --> 01:15:30,957
I got millions for it.
1308
01:15:30,959 --> 01:15:32,592
Millions! What are you on about?
1309
01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:36,296
How many millions?
Those are my millions, Billy.
1310
01:15:36,298 --> 01:15:38,198
I don't know what he's on about!
1311
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,433
Didn't you just
get out of prison?
1312
01:15:40,435 --> 01:15:41,568
Yeah.
1313
01:15:41,570 --> 01:15:42,936
What was it for again, Jock?
1314
01:15:42,938 --> 01:15:46,239
- Er, drugs, wasn't it?
- I think so.
1315
01:15:46,241 --> 01:15:48,041
What was it?
1316
01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:50,176
- No, it's drugs alright.
- Drugs. Yeah.
1317
01:15:50,178 --> 01:15:52,412
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1318
01:15:52,414 --> 01:15:55,014
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1319
01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:56,316
Relax.
1320
01:15:56,318 --> 01:15:58,985
I'm gonna ask you once, Billy.
1321
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:02,455
Where... is my fucking... cocaine?
1322
01:16:02,457 --> 01:16:04,958
What are you looking for?
A bit of coke, is it?
1323
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:06,326
I can get coke.
Is that alright with you?
1324
01:16:06,328 --> 01:16:10,129
Yeah. There's no problem. What
do you want, a couple of grams?
1325
01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:13,333
Fuck! That really hurts!
1326
01:16:13,335 --> 01:16:15,902
Now, Billy, the coke -
where is it?!
1327
01:16:15,904 --> 01:16:18,271
I dunno!
1328
01:16:18,273 --> 01:16:19,939
- The clip.
- What clip?
1329
01:16:19,941 --> 01:16:21,441
Gotta pull the thing.
1330
01:16:21,443 --> 01:16:23,943
- Oh!
- It's not the clip!
1331
01:16:23,945 --> 01:16:26,913
♪ Dancing in the disco
bumper to bumper
1332
01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:29,082
♪ Wait a minute
Where's me jumper?
1333
01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:32,418
♪ Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
1334
01:16:32,420 --> 01:16:35,221
♪ Where's me jumper?
1335
01:16:38,994 --> 01:16:42,128
♪ Dancing in the disco
bumper to bumper
1336
01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:44,097
♪ Wait a minute
Where's me jumper?
1337
01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:47,467
♪ Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper?
1338
01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:48,468
♪ Where's me jumper?
1339
01:16:48,470 --> 01:16:51,537
♪ Where's me jumper?
Oh, no!
1340
01:16:52,173 --> 01:16:54,207
♪ Dancing in the disco
1341
01:16:54,209 --> 01:16:55,174
♪ Oh, no, oh, no
1342
01:16:55,176 --> 01:17:00,513
♪ Oh, my mother
will be so, so angry
1343
01:17:00,515 --> 01:17:05,351
♪ And my brother
will be so, so angry
1344
01:17:05,353 --> 01:17:09,489
♪ 'Cause I was dancing
in the disco bumper to bumper
1345
01:17:09,491 --> 01:17:11,658
♪ Wait a minute
Where's me jumper?
1346
01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:15,128
♪ Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
1347
01:17:15,130 --> 01:17:16,496
♪ Where's me jumper... ♪
1348
01:17:16,498 --> 01:17:19,198
That's enough. He's out cold.
1349
01:17:29,511 --> 01:17:32,612
They say if you wear
a mask for long enough
1350
01:17:32,614 --> 01:17:36,015
it can be hard to take off.
1351
01:17:36,551 --> 01:17:39,585
I'm not talking about
any stupid psychology shit.
1352
01:17:39,587 --> 01:17:42,422
It has something to do with
the glue going off.
1353
01:17:42,424 --> 01:17:44,991
It clings onto your skin.
1354
01:17:53,435 --> 01:17:57,170
Everything I just told you
is 100% true.
1355
01:17:57,172 --> 01:17:59,238
Well, most of it, anyway.
1356
01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:01,607
I did have to adjust the facts
a bit for the telly.
1357
01:18:01,609 --> 01:18:04,577
We are so lucky to have Gardai
like Sergeant Healy,
1358
01:18:04,579 --> 01:18:08,514
er, to protect us from dangerous
criminals. He's our hero.
1359
01:18:08,516 --> 01:18:10,416
Healy tried to get them facts
straightened out,
1360
01:18:10,418 --> 01:18:13,186
but his superintendent
didn't seem to give a shit.
1361
01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:14,320
The station needs the publicity.
1362
01:18:14,322 --> 01:18:17,223
It's a great story,
so shut the fuck up
1363
01:18:17,225 --> 01:18:18,992
and take the promotion.
1364
01:18:18,994 --> 01:18:20,393
And no more bicycles.
1365
01:18:20,395 --> 01:18:23,196
Jock had his day in court
for stealing bikes.
1366
01:18:23,198 --> 01:18:24,998
He was given
a suspended sentence
1367
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,432
because of
his abusive upbringing
1368
01:18:26,434 --> 01:18:28,401
and was placed into foster care.
1369
01:18:30,271 --> 01:18:32,472
And guess who became
a foster parent -
1370
01:18:32,474 --> 01:18:34,307
with great reluctance,
I might add.
1371
01:18:34,309 --> 01:18:36,609
That's some useless bollocks.
Look.
1372
01:18:36,611 --> 01:18:38,111
You on the jammy rag or what?
1373
01:18:38,113 --> 01:18:40,046
It was nice
that she had someone else
1374
01:18:40,048 --> 01:18:41,614
to yell at other than me
for a change.
1375
01:18:41,616 --> 01:18:44,317
- I'm your son now.
- You're not my son!
1376
01:18:44,319 --> 01:18:46,319
- I am your son.
- I didn't adopt you.
1377
01:18:46,321 --> 01:18:47,353
- I love you.
- Oh, my God.
1378
01:18:47,355 --> 01:18:49,389
Billy Murphy
found himself back in prison.
1379
01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:51,758
- Did you find your man?
- This time for attempted murder
1380
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:54,394
so we won't be seeing him
for a while.
1381
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:56,195
Mam visited the local butcher
1382
01:18:56,197 --> 01:18:58,197
and finally got
her gammy tooth sorted.
1383
01:18:58,199 --> 01:19:01,634
Oh, I don't envy that fella.
As for me...
1384
01:19:01,636 --> 01:19:04,103
Alright, this mackerel here
came from over that hill
1385
01:19:04,105 --> 01:19:05,204
and only took 20 minutes
to get here.
1386
01:19:05,206 --> 01:19:08,408
- That's how fresh it is.
- Alright. Go on. Give me four.
1387
01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:11,044
So what else are you selling
that's local?
1388
01:19:11,046 --> 01:19:12,245
You're looking at it, but.
1389
01:19:12,247 --> 01:19:13,112
Sure I can get that for free.
1390
01:19:13,114 --> 01:19:17,283
Where one treasure hunt
ends, another one begins.
1391
01:19:17,285 --> 01:19:20,153
We've got other stuff too, like.
You interested?
1392
01:19:20,155 --> 01:19:22,422
- Alright. Go on.
- This is an oyster.
1393
01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:23,189
A delicacy really.
1394
01:19:23,191 --> 01:19:25,525
People call me the oyster
of the land because, you know,
1395
01:19:25,527 --> 01:19:30,063
my hard exterior and soft,
emotional interior, do you know?
1396
01:19:30,065 --> 01:19:32,765
Pulling that shit again?
"You're looking at it."
1397
01:19:32,767 --> 01:19:36,135
At least he's not
a fucking streak of misery.
1398
01:19:36,137 --> 01:19:38,171
A streak of misery?
1399
01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:39,072
Hrrrgh.
1400
01:19:39,074 --> 01:19:40,273
- Is that how I look?
- Yeah.
1401
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:42,442
Excuse me.
You want a fish, dear? Hrrnggh?
1402
01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:45,478
- Is that what I'm like?
- Shut up.
1403
01:19:46,648 --> 01:19:48,781
♪ My brother knows Karl Marx
1404
01:19:48,783 --> 01:19:51,084
♪ He met him eating mushrooms
in the People's Park
1405
01:19:51,086 --> 01:19:54,187
♪ He said, "What do you think
about my manifesto?"
1406
01:19:54,189 --> 01:19:56,556
♪ I like a manifesto
Put it to the test-o
1407
01:19:56,558 --> 01:19:59,225
♪ Took him straight down
to meet the Anarchist Party
1408
01:19:59,227 --> 01:20:01,360
♪ I met a groovy guy
He was arty-farty
1409
01:20:01,362 --> 01:20:04,163
♪ He said, "I know a little
Latin - manicus manicae"
1410
01:20:04,165 --> 01:20:06,265
♪ I said,
"I don't know what it means"
1411
01:20:06,267 --> 01:20:07,300
♪ He said, "Neither do I"
1412
01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:09,435
♪ Eat natural food
Bathe twice daily
1413
01:20:09,437 --> 01:20:11,637
♪ Fill your nostrils
up with gravy
1414
01:20:11,639 --> 01:20:14,440
♪ Don't drink tea
and don't drink coffee
1415
01:20:14,442 --> 01:20:17,143
♪ Cover your chin
in Yorkshire toffee
1416
01:20:17,145 --> 01:20:19,812
♪ Dancing in the disco
bumper to bumper
1417
01:20:19,814 --> 01:20:22,615
♪ Wait a minute
Where's me jumper?
1418
01:20:22,617 --> 01:20:23,483
♪ Where's me jumper?
1419
01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:27,753
♪ Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
1420
01:20:37,298 --> 01:20:40,299
♪ Dancing in the disco
bumper to bumper
1421
01:20:40,301 --> 01:20:43,202
♪ Wait a minute
Where's me jumper?
1422
01:20:43,204 --> 01:20:44,303
♪ Where's me jumper?
1423
01:20:44,305 --> 01:20:46,706
♪ Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
1424
01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:50,343
♪ Where's me jumper?
Oh, no
1425
01:20:50,578 --> 01:20:53,579
♪ Dancing in the disco
1426
01:20:53,581 --> 01:20:55,748
♪ Go, go, go
1427
01:20:56,351 --> 01:20:58,317
♪ Dancing in the disco
1428
01:20:58,319 --> 01:21:01,621
♪ Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
1429
01:21:01,823 --> 01:21:04,457
♪ Dancing in the disco
1430
01:21:04,826 --> 01:21:06,859
♪ Go, go, go
1431
01:21:06,861 --> 01:21:09,795
♪ Dancing in the disco
Oh, no, oh, no
1432
01:21:09,797 --> 01:21:12,732
♪ It's alright to say,
"Things can only get better"
1433
01:21:12,734 --> 01:21:15,735
♪ You haven't lost
your brand-new sweater
1434
01:21:15,737 --> 01:21:18,337
♪ I know I had it on
when I had my tea
1435
01:21:18,339 --> 01:21:21,674
♪ And I'm sure I had it on
in the lavatory
1436
01:21:21,676 --> 01:21:23,476
♪ Oh, no
1437
01:21:23,478 --> 01:21:28,748
♪ Dancing in the disco
Go, go, go
1438
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:32,251
♪ Dancing in the disco
Oh, no, oh, no
1439
01:21:32,253 --> 01:21:35,321
♪ Dancing in the disco
bumper to bumper
1440
01:21:35,323 --> 01:21:38,257
♪ Wait a minute
Where's me jumper?
1441
01:21:38,259 --> 01:21:39,258
♪ Where's me jumper?
1442
01:21:39,260 --> 01:21:42,195
♪ Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
1443
01:21:42,197 --> 01:21:42,962
♪ Where's me jumper?
1444
01:21:42,964 --> 01:21:45,665
♪ It's alright to say,
"Things can only get better"
1445
01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:48,768
♪ You haven't lost
your brand-new sweater
1446
01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,604
♪ Pure new wool
and perfect stitches
1447
01:21:51,606 --> 01:21:55,208
♪ Not the type of jumper
that makes you itches
1448
01:21:55,210 --> 01:21:56,576
♪ Oh, no
1449
01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:59,312
♪ Dancing in the disco
1450
01:21:59,314 --> 01:22:01,914
♪ Go, go, go
1451
01:22:01,916 --> 01:22:04,951
♪ Dancing in the disco
Oh, no, oh, no
1452
01:22:04,953 --> 01:22:10,523
♪ And my mother
will be so, so angry
1453
01:22:10,525 --> 01:22:15,828
♪ And my brother
will be so, so angry
1454
01:22:15,830 --> 01:22:21,500
♪ And my girlfriend
will be so, so angry
1455
01:22:21,769 --> 01:22:26,806
♪ And my dog
will be so, so angry
1456
01:22:26,808 --> 01:22:30,576
♪ 'Cause I was dancing
at the disco, bumper to bumper
1457
01:22:30,578 --> 01:22:33,546
♪ Wait a minute
Where's me jumper?
1458
01:22:33,548 --> 01:22:34,547
♪ Where's me jumper?
1459
01:22:34,549 --> 01:22:37,416
♪ Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
1460
01:22:37,418 --> 01:22:41,287
♪ Where's me jumper?
Oh, no. ♪