1 00:00:46,961 --> 00:00:48,791 In the land of "SPARTA" 2 00:00:49,031 --> 00:00:49,991 Are babies born, 3 00:00:50,372 --> 00:00:54,501 Checked for errors By the ancient prophets. 4 00:00:55,575 --> 00:00:58,561 Ah! Are you my mother? 5 00:00:58,946 --> 00:01:00,866 Because I am ready, To your nipples used to suck! 6 00:01:09,296 --> 00:01:11,836 And if there is a mistake in Saturday... 7 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:13,565 Then the babies were launched. 8 00:01:15,389 --> 00:01:17,310 If it is a Vietnamese baby, 9 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:20,870 Then Angelina is the first option. 10 00:01:25,092 --> 00:01:25,908 Lovely, huh? 11 00:01:26,864 --> 00:01:29,518 And then you Leonidas... 12 00:01:29,553 --> 00:01:30,997 AWOE! 13 00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:32,691 The perfect Spartaan. 14 00:01:36,308 --> 00:01:37,940 GOOD KVALIFICIRAN BY PROFEET # 12 15 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,184 At a young age, 16 00:01:41,616 --> 00:01:43,258 Leerde Leonidas all to fight. 17 00:01:43,498 --> 00:01:45,285 Come on, you little opdonder. Come on! 18 00:01:45,621 --> 00:01:48,827 You can not win me! You will never be a good Spartaan, never! 19 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,303 Here Grandma... Suit? 20 00:01:54,692 --> 00:01:57,573 He was tortured... But torture is not very! 21 00:01:59,347 --> 00:02:02,265 Tell me again, Mr.. Bond, What is your account number? 22 00:02:02,505 --> 00:02:04,527 Who's really weather, Mr. Bond? 23 00:02:04,767 --> 00:02:06,175 I am Leonidas. 24 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,217 You are my patience to the test Double "00" 25 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:11,367 I am not double ooooh... 26 00:02:15,071 --> 00:02:17,013 Let the sun shine even more for me. 27 00:02:18,610 --> 00:02:21,056 That looks good from huh? 28 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,561 But it is this time Not in your mouth. 29 00:02:24,293 --> 00:02:28,327 Ah, there you are! Mr. Bond... This is best mothers. 30 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,587 Leonidas was put in the middle of the wilderness, 31 00:02:37,827 --> 00:02:39,988 To learn survival. 32 00:02:45,016 --> 00:02:47,465 He remained calm sitting, 33 00:02:47,841 --> 00:02:50,050 And went into famine... 34 00:02:58,577 --> 00:03:02,227 No Mayo? This is worthless! 35 00:03:05,406 --> 00:03:07,951 The beast, looked Leonidas... 36 00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:12,881 With red eyes that burn If the fire in hell. 37 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,531 Man, you have Feets Happy! 38 00:03:33,305 --> 00:03:36,364 I am on the point of my Happy Feet Under your ass to kick, idiot! 39 00:03:36,604 --> 00:03:37,078 Brave penguin! 40 00:03:37,113 --> 00:03:38,686 Where are you going, mietje? 41 00:03:42,038 --> 00:03:44,015 I take you my sletje, Leonidas. 42 00:03:47,282 --> 00:03:52,065 This can get you from me. - Oh, I absolutely stink! 43 00:03:52,305 --> 00:03:53,686 That's because your mouth was open. 44 00:04:05,406 --> 00:04:06,630 You are dead Leonidas. 45 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,055 Let us say... Like Anna Nicole! 46 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:16,007 Damn, I stuck! We have a Penguin in distress! 47 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:17,505 Help! Help! 48 00:04:20,376 --> 00:04:23,022 "In the event of an attack penguin glass onto" 49 00:04:25,063 --> 00:04:26,217 My rear! 50 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:27,814 My achterwerk hurts...! 51 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,020 Why do you kill me thus? 52 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:31,077 Come on, man! 53 00:04:31,112 --> 00:04:33,205 I will be good! We have come together. 54 00:04:33,445 --> 00:04:34,930 I made a joke! 55 00:04:39,537 --> 00:04:42,418 And the boy who once was in the wilderness... 56 00:04:42,692 --> 00:04:44,943 Keerde back as a king! 57 00:05:25,531 --> 00:05:27,452 Wow! 58 00:05:29,566 --> 00:05:31,487 Boops! 59 00:05:36,674 --> 00:05:38,403 You want to write something here? 60 00:05:39,354 --> 00:05:41,140 They are still really too! 61 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:41,861 Yes! 62 00:05:45,899 --> 00:05:46,860 Trouw you with me? 63 00:05:54,519 --> 00:05:57,422 What's that? - The combination of my kuisheidsgordel. 64 00:06:16,182 --> 00:06:18,279 00:06:22,860He married Margo and theyGave him a good son... 65 00:06:24,604 --> 00:06:27,485 Life in the land of Sparta, Was good. 66 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,143 Yes! Yes! Well done! 67 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:33,299 Thank you Papa! 68 00:06:37,248 --> 00:06:40,059 Give me your hand. Remember my son... 69 00:06:40,881 --> 00:06:43,241 A warrior must learn To his head instead. 70 00:06:45,619 --> 00:06:46,846 Fight with your head, 71 00:06:47,609 --> 00:06:49,104 Think with your heart. 72 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:51,924 Let him the piledriver agree, Treasure! 73 00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:54,761 The piledriver? 74 00:07:00,267 --> 00:07:01,189 That's my boy. 75 00:07:09,678 --> 00:07:11,372 My Queen! - Captain! 76 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:16,128 So, therefore Leonidas teaches the future King of Sparta how to be a man. 77 00:07:20,555 --> 00:07:23,292 I know that even if I Was beaten by my father 78 00:07:24,336 --> 00:07:26,257 Lijk you on him? 79 00:07:27,444 --> 00:07:29,069 No, my father was an alcoholic. 80 00:07:35,447 --> 00:07:37,704 Xerxes messenger wait, my king. 81 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:47,653 Leonidas Greetings! - Greetings messenger! 82 00:07:51,319 --> 00:07:52,109 Why the devil was that? 83 00:07:52,349 --> 00:07:54,327 What? - You have given me just a tongzoen! 84 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:57,646 Thus Spartan men greet each other here. 85 00:07:57,681 --> 00:07:58,621 High five for the women, 86 00:07:59,799 --> 00:08:02,851 Tongzoenen and open for the men. 87 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,634 I get the picture! - What snap you? 88 00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:18,894 You live in a free society. 89 00:08:19,073 --> 00:08:20,094 Yes! 90 00:08:20,295 --> 00:08:22,792 We are free! - There is nothing wrong with that yet... 91 00:08:29,272 --> 00:08:31,318 I do so with great black men. 92 00:08:32,648 --> 00:08:33,522 Yes! 93 00:08:34,508 --> 00:08:36,657 Come messenger, let's develop Eindje go. 94 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:44,895 The great king Xerxes, the whole world With his Persian army already has taken. 95 00:08:45,912 --> 00:08:47,889 He is not satisfied with his Last victory... 96 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:49,612 Sparta! 97 00:08:53,497 --> 00:08:55,830 Let us continue to talk to the Death put large. 98 00:08:56,388 --> 00:08:57,900 Okay! 99 00:08:57,935 --> 00:08:59,671 Xerxes is a kind of God king, 100 00:08:59,859 --> 00:09:02,776 He has a friendly offer instead of a war. "PUT DES DEATH" 101 00:09:05,599 --> 00:09:06,719 There will be no blood flow... 102 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,888 Until that the Spartan men Piramides start building, 103 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:12,972 You women are seksslavinnen! 104 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:17,987 And your children... Working in the sweat. Because they make Nikie. 105 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,204 That sounds reasonable. 106 00:09:23,561 --> 00:09:25,482 I believe that you also Sun thinks about, Treathero. 107 00:09:55,089 --> 00:09:56,280 Say against Xerxes, 108 00:09:58,486 --> 00:10:00,379 That his proposal, 109 00:10:01,478 --> 00:10:02,541 And his work... 110 00:10:03,945 --> 00:10:05,185 What the devil? 111 00:10:05,487 --> 00:10:06,447 What? He took me! 112 00:10:07,511 --> 00:10:09,432 That I did not. But... Your wife is a whore! 113 00:10:13,141 --> 00:10:14,574 This means war! 114 00:10:15,831 --> 00:10:18,533 It has been good... We have been in San Francisco... 115 00:10:18,741 --> 00:10:21,023 The West Hollywood! We have no need Sparta. 116 00:10:21,649 --> 00:10:23,086 I am simply against Xerxes It is not continuing. 117 00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:31,844 Trap him under his ass! 118 00:10:35,682 --> 00:10:36,720 This is ridiculous. 119 00:10:37,828 --> 00:10:39,301 Belachelijk? 120 00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:44,179 This... Sparta! 121 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:53,671 Why did you believe it? He had already entered. 122 00:10:58,323 --> 00:11:00,966 My king, he will say against Xerxes Sparta That is not at issue. 123 00:11:01,104 --> 00:11:03,378 So, whatever you do, Trap him in the pit of death. 124 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,914 Hou benefit to people in the Death to put spades, really! 125 00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:16,286 I wonder why people always To my head zeuren. 126 00:11:17,187 --> 00:11:20,221 I am an adult child, Look now, I give my baby breastfeeding! 127 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:24,572 Sometimes I give him kunstmelk, you know those balls, That is similar to breast milk but from balls. 128 00:11:24,813 --> 00:11:27,694 That stop you in your mouth! He thinks it is good, he baby? 129 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:35,273 I could very well buy 130 00:11:35,468 --> 00:11:38,349 This entire set I bought in an alley Of a Mexican woman. 131 00:11:42,178 --> 00:11:43,139 Why do you think all I always verziek on? 132 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:45,399 Am I crazy one, right now? 133 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:58,302 Oh, verdorie that is my responsibility! 134 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,900 You can not hold him, hear! 135 00:12:17,669 --> 00:12:19,684 I am not gay! 136 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:24,269 Leonidas! - Bryan Seaquest? 137 00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:28,101 Let us listen to what the jury This matches. 138 00:12:28,342 --> 00:12:30,899 Really... Leo man, I could not follow you When you gave trap, man! 139 00:12:31,139 --> 00:12:32,577 That did you do good, man. 140 00:12:32,612 --> 00:12:37,170 Paula? - You... Let me move. 141 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:41,834 Simon? 142 00:12:42,593 --> 00:12:48,086 I found that really terrible trap. - Ah, Simon? 143 00:12:49,761 --> 00:12:51,681 I have even seen better stairways, 144 00:12:51,716 --> 00:12:52,824 1 with a donkey bone! 145 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:57,627 And I am not talking about you, Paula! - Oh, go yourself anyway #!:$! 146 00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:08,635 Seaquest has been dropped! 147 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,335 Excellent, my king. 148 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,054 It's time for your appointment with the prophets. 149 00:13:21,487 --> 00:13:23,501 Umazanije AFZUIGING 150 00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:30,734 The prophets had a way Conversation with the King. 151 00:13:30,974 --> 00:13:36,017 For everything smoothly... Did the King with a bag full of products. 152 00:13:40,493 --> 00:13:43,380 Oxytan... Nutrogina... 153 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,637 It has a high spf. It provides all protection. 154 00:13:46,672 --> 00:13:49,174 Look here for, Hydroxide for extra dry skin, 155 00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:53,268 This is good for you, Rub it over your ugly face. 156 00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:57,100 What do you need, King Leonidas? 157 00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:59,315 Ancient prophets... 158 00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:01,220 I need your advice. 159 00:14:01,645 --> 00:14:04,928 I have an army of 300 men needed For a war with Perzien. 160 00:14:05,422 --> 00:14:08,256 I will deal with them first, before. 161 00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:10,785 And then I shoot achterlangs, 162 00:14:11,553 --> 00:14:13,292 And then I pack them again. 163 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:17,891 What? Why are you so to laugh! 164 00:14:18,213 --> 00:14:20,396 Nothing special... It's nothing... 165 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,451 What's so damn funny? 166 00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,252 Look, here is everything, So you can see... 167 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:25,916 This is an attack from behind. 168 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:29,737 Attacks from behind, which is good. Like a rear attack by Elton John. 169 00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:34,124 Hold on! This is not funny, It is a serious matter. 170 00:14:34,694 --> 00:14:41,657 None Spartaan leaves for a war Without first listening to the Oracle. 171 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:05,075 The Prophets choose only the Most beautiful girls of Sparta... 172 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,513 For their Oracle to be. 173 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:15,426 Konden you find nothing better than Betty? - It has a good appearance. 174 00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:20,500 Oeh! 175 00:15:20,535 --> 00:15:23,419 I see are like Jabba the Hut, For me that is very sexy. 176 00:15:43,145 --> 00:15:45,066 Ooh. 177 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,793 Well, she likes... I think... 178 00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:59,161 A shaved head, One that saves the world. 179 00:15:59,178 --> 00:16:01,897 Hebbes Leon! I am not a hero. 180 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,574 Klootzak says what? - What? 181 00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:11,081 Borstwaxer says what? - What? 182 00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:15,257 You are great! 183 00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:17,121 What, what do you say all against me? I can not. 184 00:16:17,361 --> 00:16:20,647 If you are at war with Persia, Then you will surely die. 185 00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:25,854 You go out, man! 186 00:16:49,947 --> 00:16:50,991 What? 187 00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:56,400 He looks like a Ken doll. 188 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,144 It is cold. 189 00:17:12,225 --> 00:17:13,679 Here was Leonidas 190 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:20,318 Like... 191 00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:22,090 Tommy Lee? 192 00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:24,157 Kobe 193 00:17:26,052 --> 00:17:27,313 Shaggie! 194 00:17:27,348 --> 00:17:28,575 Dr. Phill 195 00:17:28,688 --> 00:17:29,967 Lara Reed 196 00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:32,339 Borat? 197 00:17:33,902 --> 00:17:35,103 And the Oakland Raiders 198 00:17:40,382 --> 00:17:41,893 Why is my prince so restless? 199 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:44,618 I can not sleep. 200 00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:48,505 That whole back. 201 00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:51,738 Are you still considering what the young Oracle said? 202 00:17:53,899 --> 00:17:56,469 There is only one woman who is worth To listen to. 203 00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:00,049 Oprah? - Your wife? 204 00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:01,909 Of course, of course! 205 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,786 How will I be in the room, With the critical eyes of the public? 206 00:18:08,759 --> 00:18:11,305 Well, Harry says THAT IS NOT GOOD NEWS 207 00:18:11,561 --> 00:18:14,447 This film but a cheap Version of "300". 208 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,815 Even if you do not support that article... 209 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,705 I do so very much, and Sparta. 210 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,647 This may be our last night together. 211 00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:30,492 Do you doing? 212 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,167 As we have never previously done together? 213 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:57,547 97... 98... 214 00:18:58,168 --> 00:19:01,694 99... 100! 215 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,414 I have my record broken. 216 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,729 Captain! - My King! 217 00:19:14,511 --> 00:19:17,212 Got my army prepared To fight to the death... 218 00:19:17,445 --> 00:19:18,858 For the freedom of Sparta? 219 00:19:19,106 --> 00:19:19,992 Yes, my King! 220 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:27,936 I wanted to be 300. 221 00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:31,106 This looks like... Less. 222 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,294 These are all men With the best performance. 223 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,346 Hotny Mitterant with a 10... 224 00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:39,942 Beautiful buttocks, and. 225 00:19:40,617 --> 00:19:42,933 Yes? - Not married. 226 00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:47,675 We are ready to fight for you, My King! 227 00:19:47,869 --> 00:19:51,734 We never, we never give us over! On eternity! 228 00:19:54,843 --> 00:19:55,908 He has a good heart, my king. 229 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:57,907 Beautiful male breasts. 230 00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:03,318 That is true. 231 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,932 These men are good. 232 00:20:07,547 --> 00:20:10,282 You are a good master, Captain. 233 00:20:10,494 --> 00:20:12,231 Such a good friend... 234 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,302 Do you nowhere. - Thank you! 235 00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:28,142 Thank you. 236 00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:33,967 Zo! 237 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,351 S got a great package. 238 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:43,953 My father! 239 00:20:46,087 --> 00:20:47,625 Hello, my son. 240 00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:50,627 Proposals? 241 00:20:50,872 --> 00:20:52,701 Leonidas, this is my son, Soniel. 242 00:20:53,523 --> 00:20:54,411 My king. 243 00:20:54,623 --> 00:20:56,006 Why not fight it? 244 00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:57,807 He is not a fighter. 245 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,776 And he's my only son who My name will remain on it. 246 00:21:03,812 --> 00:21:05,146 What do you think? 247 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,745 Jammie! 248 00:21:07,129 --> 00:21:08,669 Say, sister. 249 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:18,210 I think he Venus. 250 00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:21,107 And if you do not like... Then kiss my fat ass! 251 00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,349 Oeh. 252 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,461 Congratulations, Soniel. 253 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:32,889 You are on the verge of a Spartan warrior should be. 254 00:21:43,907 --> 00:21:45,445 Spartaan? 255 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,270 My child! 256 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,546 I will never forget you, 257 00:21:58,371 --> 00:21:59,995 You are still so small... 258 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,608 One day you will see big and strong, 259 00:22:02,897 --> 00:22:04,425 Like your father. 260 00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:05,953 That's your son. 261 00:22:07,676 --> 00:22:08,962 Imbeciel! 262 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,201 Make good for your mother. 263 00:22:21,838 --> 00:22:23,156 Keep it right, my son. 264 00:22:29,209 --> 00:22:31,815 Come back with your shield, Or without. 265 00:22:31,999 --> 00:22:33,645 When I would come back without... 266 00:22:33,845 --> 00:22:35,374 Then I want you go. 267 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,403 I can never. 268 00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:39,653 If you are dead, Then I go pay the rent. 269 00:22:39,931 --> 00:22:41,638 Quite frankly... 270 00:22:41,823 --> 00:22:43,721 I have always been a Like chicken fat. 271 00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:12,934 The men are ready for it, my King. 272 00:23:15,307 --> 00:23:17,436 Well, as it should be to be 273 00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:19,621 For an army that will tackle Persia. 274 00:23:19,896 --> 00:23:20,696 Where will you go? 275 00:23:20,842 --> 00:23:23,176 The Oracle says, if we go into war That we should go. 276 00:23:23,406 --> 00:23:26,682 The Oracle says, Or I would sign or not... 277 00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:28,058 It is as bogus long-term prospects. 278 00:23:28,278 --> 00:23:29,316 But I sign now different. 279 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,404 Enter the character captain. 280 00:23:41,685 --> 00:23:43,576 Spartans, in-formation! 281 00:23:45,377 --> 00:23:46,060 The Spartans come to the south. 282 00:23:55,241 --> 00:23:56,173 Forward! 283 00:23:58,811 --> 00:24:02,077 Oh no, not me. I will survive. 284 00:24:02,326 --> 00:24:05,255 Oh, as long as I know how I Someone must take. 285 00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:06,964 I certainly know that I will survive. 286 00:24:06,999 --> 00:24:08,706 I have my whole life to live, 287 00:24:08,762 --> 00:24:10,683 I did all my love to give. 288 00:24:10,718 --> 00:24:12,487 And I will survive. 289 00:24:12,573 --> 00:24:14,205 I will survive. 290 00:24:14,297 --> 00:24:16,218 Hey, hey! 291 00:24:16,407 --> 00:24:18,328 Hmm, hmm. - Oehoe! 292 00:24:36,573 --> 00:24:39,309 The Spartans reached onvreesbare "Hot Gates" 293 00:24:39,405 --> 00:24:42,615 The danger in every corner loerden. 294 00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:47,349 Stop... Kangoeroes! 295 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:52,767 Uitgedroogd tired of the journey, 296 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:56,483 Waiting patiently the Spartans On their energy drink. 297 00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:06,151 Gay drink! Are you also true? 298 00:25:12,882 --> 00:25:14,465 What's on your mind, my king? 299 00:25:14,609 --> 00:25:16,839 Well, here somewhere a secret passage Hot run by Gates. 300 00:25:17,159 --> 00:25:19,010 As we see the Persians by inward, 301 00:25:19,058 --> 00:25:21,861 Well their numbers say nothing 302 00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:24,587 Captain, your men No other effect found, 303 00:25:24,622 --> 00:25:26,888 They can use the Persians For us to attack? 304 00:25:27,455 --> 00:25:29,069 No, Sire! 305 00:25:29,355 --> 00:25:31,132 I know such a way, my king. 306 00:25:39,153 --> 00:25:40,998 Reverse you, ugly monster. 307 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,462 There is a secret passage, Just before "Hot Gates" 308 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,478 If the Persians behind you arrive, They may not find you there. 309 00:25:45,773 --> 00:25:47,471 Wait just like captain? 310 00:25:49,426 --> 00:25:51,204 Ask yourself even before, sample. 311 00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:56,625 Paris Hilton? - Hello boys! 312 00:25:56,912 --> 00:25:58,224 What's happened with you? 313 00:25:58,789 --> 00:26:00,716 Oh, you mean that bump? 314 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:03,129 Yes, that bump! 315 00:26:03,525 --> 00:26:06,624 It started with, you go to prison, You are allowed out of prison, 316 00:26:06,864 --> 00:26:09,498 You go back to jail, And again, over and over again... 317 00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:14,574 I was totally in the war Even Tinkerbell has been under must suffer. 318 00:26:15,405 --> 00:26:18,235 They no longer moves since Saturday They still poept which I find strange. 319 00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:22,310 And I then? They have changed me in this... This, 320 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:26,408 Terribly ugly monster. And I do not even know... 321 00:26:26,696 --> 00:26:27,909 Oh! 322 00:26:29,352 --> 00:26:30,985 Yes, wait a moment. 323 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,008 Hello? Hi Nicole! 324 00:26:37,484 --> 00:26:39,335 Nothing just a few men with their swords. 325 00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:42,497 No, I mean real swords, viezerik. Yes, I am hungry, have you eaten anything? 326 00:26:44,716 --> 00:26:47,508 Oh, you have an almond eaten? Oh yes, then you are ready for today. 327 00:26:47,737 --> 00:26:49,508 Day, sexy... 328 00:26:51,441 --> 00:26:54,346 Listen, it is my desire to A Spartaan be. 329 00:26:54,731 --> 00:26:55,861 What can you do? 330 00:26:56,845 --> 00:26:58,028 Have you seen my video? 331 00:26:59,298 --> 00:27:00,288 Oh yes! 332 00:27:01,501 --> 00:27:03,325 He is pretty good. 333 00:27:03,703 --> 00:27:05,822 I am sorry, but we can not use. 334 00:27:07,846 --> 00:27:10,569 No, this is not fair! 335 00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:14,602 Mama! 336 00:27:16,312 --> 00:27:18,743 I am not as dumb as I look see. 337 00:27:22,916 --> 00:27:23,496 Help! 338 00:27:23,531 --> 00:27:25,452 Look, Persians! 339 00:28:03,236 --> 00:28:04,458 I am a follower, 340 00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:06,757 God of the great king Xerxes, 341 00:28:07,007 --> 00:28:09,368 I came to accept, You can surrender. 342 00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:11,667 Oh, we have not come to us to give. 343 00:28:16,151 --> 00:28:18,843 Xexes will enjoy that you His slaves. 344 00:28:41,255 --> 00:28:46,299 Spartans! Let us fight! 345 00:28:47,123 --> 00:28:49,208 Oh, we go hard stamp. 346 00:28:54,891 --> 00:28:57,895 We are Spartans, We can stamp hard... 347 00:28:58,691 --> 00:28:59,947 For us... 348 00:29:00,351 --> 00:29:02,473 Because we stamp out loose! 349 00:29:04,721 --> 00:29:05,887 Oeh, oeh! 350 00:29:05,922 --> 00:29:08,717 Spartans! Yes! 351 00:29:13,299 --> 00:29:14,825 Persians! 352 00:29:15,663 --> 00:29:18,602 Let them try to see why we have 3 years internationally run! 353 00:29:18,848 --> 00:29:20,769 You guys are Cocks. 354 00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:27,883 Oh, come on! 355 00:29:28,075 --> 00:29:30,813 We love the Persian cuisine We eat baklava... 356 00:29:30,957 --> 00:29:33,785 We love kipburgers And colored tartare. 357 00:29:33,977 --> 00:29:39,086 Oeh, ah... Oeh, ah, Per... oeh see! 358 00:29:50,475 --> 00:29:51,771 You need to shake with that ass! 359 00:29:51,893 --> 00:29:53,471 Let's get started! 360 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,186 Oh, please say! 361 00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:38,856 Oooh. 362 00:31:39,051 --> 00:31:40,590 Oee! 363 00:31:41,429 --> 00:31:43,013 Oeeee! 364 00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:47,374 Come on in my kitchen With that weak case! 365 00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:49,339 You need to shake with that ass! 366 00:32:10,622 --> 00:32:12,475 Your turn is over! 367 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:19,038 Dancing with the Spartans. 368 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:35,176 Would you say that we have lost? - Dans you but otherwise at the bottom of the cliff. 369 00:32:38,939 --> 00:32:41,371 Come on man! Can we not talk about? I know these idiots just pas! 370 00:33:15,907 --> 00:33:19,478 We then called the battle... But they win the war. 371 00:33:22,315 --> 00:33:25,154 Bud Meister presents: True genius men! 372 00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:32,937 Today we drink on you, Mr. war makes ringed homosexueel. 373 00:33:36,217 --> 00:33:41,375 Does nothing more than a learning onderbroek and keep. You beat the enemy with all your oil hairless wonder. 374 00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:47,474 Of course there is danger, brullende lions, Tamping elephants, 375 00:33:47,602 --> 00:33:51,396 And a very nice little man named tok load-bearing, Cher! 376 00:33:51,892 --> 00:33:56,186 You have only had a date But they will remember you forever. 377 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:04,724 Konings Your instinct says that you must wash, Cut and cut with every man you see. 378 00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:08,020 But enough now about your career Kapster as... 379 00:34:08,027 --> 00:34:09,532 Let's talk about the war. 380 00:34:11,505 --> 00:34:13,765 So this Bud's for you King Leonidas! 381 00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:17,885 Because when it is difficult, The stronger antiques. 382 00:34:18,388 --> 00:34:23,767 "Mr. war ringed homosexueel beard. " 383 00:34:26,769 --> 00:34:29,152 Queen Margo, We need to talk together. 384 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:33,378 Quieres, what do you want? 385 00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:38,404 Beautiful tomatoes! 386 00:34:39,135 --> 00:34:41,655 Your man you need. 387 00:34:42,835 --> 00:34:46,490 You must persuade the Chancellor to more men To send your husband to support. 388 00:34:47,181 --> 00:34:48,766 My husband is dead, 389 00:34:48,918 --> 00:34:52,900 He said that I had to go further. Anyway, I already have interest in J.B. 390 00:34:52,954 --> 00:34:55,742 A little to the right... There it is! 391 00:34:56,108 --> 00:34:58,849 If Leonidas loses, And Xerxes are talking about, 392 00:34:59,006 --> 00:35:01,279 You are deprived of your crown. 393 00:35:01,844 --> 00:35:03,813 Stay am not Queen? 394 00:35:04,108 --> 00:35:05,294 Auw, that was too hard. 395 00:35:06,078 --> 00:35:07,503 You will get anything. 396 00:35:07,631 --> 00:35:09,104 The palace... 397 00:35:10,821 --> 00:35:14,149 You Nintendo Wii... - No, no, no! Ha! 398 00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:16,672 Your 20 "rims of your escalade... 399 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,253 And your gardener. 400 00:35:22,442 --> 00:35:23,355 Antonio? 401 00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:40,796 My husband asked me need... 402 00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:42,895 I will do everything for, Whatever it takes. 403 00:35:43,126 --> 00:35:44,872 I will make an appointment with the Kanseliers. 404 00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:46,767 But in order to win their votes, 405 00:35:47,422 --> 00:35:49,943 You have the support of Treathero needed. 406 00:35:52,097 --> 00:35:55,636 He has a great influence on... The Kanseliers. 407 00:36:03,923 --> 00:36:06,902 King Leonidas, Xerxes is aantocht! 408 00:36:08,423 --> 00:36:12,531 Xerxes! He seems as much at that Fat guy from the movie of Borat. 409 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:23,291 I am the great God King Xerxes. Oeh! - Oeeehhh! 410 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,423 Auw, ue, ue! This I can not now. 411 00:36:30,885 --> 00:36:33,335 Auwww! - Ah! 412 00:36:48,737 --> 00:36:50,370 Damn! 413 00:36:53,334 --> 00:36:56,938 I am sorry, Xerxes. - It was Cool, it is good Cool, I have nothing... 414 00:36:57,104 --> 00:36:58,520 That was my intention. 415 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,154 Oh, damn! 416 00:37:01,363 --> 00:37:02,893 I tell you, boy. You say balls! 417 00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:05,883 I come with a very large army, To kebab of you to do. 418 00:37:06,535 --> 00:37:08,118 Before this battle is over, 419 00:37:08,641 --> 00:37:11,766 People will know that even A God King could fall. 420 00:37:12,275 --> 00:37:14,684 Listen Leon, I come to talk with you. 421 00:37:15,007 --> 00:37:16,888 Listen first agree to my proposal. 422 00:37:19,391 --> 00:37:20,840 Ladies! 423 00:37:20,856 --> 00:37:23,128 Xerxes Hello! 424 00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:26,920 That will be for me. 425 00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:31,801 Hello!... Really? Okay! 426 00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:37,352 That was the bank. They want to buy back your suitcase... 427 00:37:37,579 --> 00:37:40,082 For one weekend, For two persons, 428 00:37:40,353 --> 00:37:42,358 In Las Vegas Nevada, 429 00:37:42,598 --> 00:37:44,173 In the Palm Hotel and Casino. 430 00:37:45,144 --> 00:37:46,506 I have always taken a look at want! 431 00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:49,609 Everything that you need to do is... For me bow 432 00:37:51,523 --> 00:37:53,444 And Sparta to me. 433 00:37:54,391 --> 00:37:57,117 Deal or no deal? 434 00:38:00,694 --> 00:38:03,189 Accept the deal! - No! 435 00:38:03,384 --> 00:38:05,559 Accept it now! 436 00:38:05,561 --> 00:38:06,690 And Sparta then? 437 00:38:06,979 --> 00:38:10,147 Press that button! - Yes, grab it, grab it! 438 00:38:11,886 --> 00:38:13,711 Press that button now! 439 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:15,493 Pak! 440 00:38:16,602 --> 00:38:19,116 No deal. - Ooh, damn! 441 00:38:20,529 --> 00:38:22,563 By the time With you that I am ready... 442 00:38:22,913 --> 00:38:24,788 Will Sparta disappeared. 443 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,036 It will just seem, As if you never have existed. 444 00:38:27,694 --> 00:38:30,328 I will make sure that you, From the history books. 445 00:38:31,569 --> 00:38:33,719 Well, I think this is all fine, Xerxes... 446 00:38:35,223 --> 00:38:37,165 Because I can not read. 447 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,449 Xerxes was nothing more to say. But... 448 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:45,415 From every corner of his empire, 449 00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:48,379 Riep it is the most visual fighters on Order for him to fight. 450 00:38:48,985 --> 00:38:53,373 Your mother is so vast, if they Breast-feeding comes from oil. 451 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,507 Your mother is so dumb, They thought 2Pac's rest home... 452 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:04,510 A Jewish holiday. 453 00:39:13,345 --> 00:39:14,691 Your mother is so thick, 454 00:39:14,905 --> 00:39:17,941 Its size is... Uhm, uhm... witch! First, once waste! 455 00:39:20,323 --> 00:39:23,210 Your mother is a witch, even Rosie O'Donnel wants no appointment with her. 456 00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:25,656 Oh, you did it! No, you did not! 457 00:39:27,146 --> 00:39:29,480 Well, your mother tits, His smaller than yours. 458 00:39:32,926 --> 00:39:34,764 These are my bitches. 459 00:39:35,004 --> 00:39:36,093 Your mother is so thick, 460 00:39:36,235 --> 00:39:40,286 That thousands of men say that they are not Some fat ass. And then they lie. 461 00:39:43,769 --> 00:39:46,217 Auw, oh, my eyes! 462 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:50,941 If you do that better, huh? 463 00:39:53,502 --> 00:39:55,929 Your mother is so thick, as it should poepen, 464 00:39:56,165 --> 00:39:58,623 Would Gore El her for the rioolprijs. 465 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:05,290 Yes, that may be so but, Your mother is so hairy... 466 00:40:05,562 --> 00:40:07,403 The only language they can... 467 00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:10,954 Wokkie! Brrrr! Brrrr! 468 00:40:25,071 --> 00:40:27,508 Xerxes watched how his army Was defeated. 469 00:40:28,747 --> 00:40:31,614 It seemed as if every muscle In his body froze. 470 00:40:32,901 --> 00:40:35,947 Or maybe it came by Dentyne Ice Kristalen with cool menthol. 471 00:40:44,783 --> 00:40:46,468 Lyness said that you wanted to see me. 472 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,987 That is my urine tester. 473 00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:54,057 Yes, I do testing. 474 00:40:54,134 --> 00:40:56,041 Leonidas has more troops. 475 00:40:56,349 --> 00:40:59,341 Without their support will lose Sparta and... 476 00:41:00,197 --> 00:41:02,118 Bla, bla, bla, bla. 477 00:41:11,152 --> 00:41:13,808 I will do everything... For my husband, 478 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:16,958 Everything? 479 00:41:21,058 --> 00:41:24,372 It's crazy! I am now really even buttocks! 480 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,521 Goodbye virginity. 481 00:41:27,039 --> 00:41:29,304 I promise you, That you will not enjoy. 482 00:41:29,769 --> 00:41:32,367 For 8 years I dream about certain ideas. 483 00:41:33,046 --> 00:41:35,398 That's okay! I have already krabbetjes. 484 00:42:02,508 --> 00:42:08,438 Treason, dear Spartans, And I give you everything that you go to calls. 485 00:42:08,678 --> 00:42:09,714 That looks hot! 486 00:42:10,178 --> 00:42:11,475 Bend down to me! 487 00:42:13,886 --> 00:42:15,949 Bend down for the great God King, 488 00:42:16,329 --> 00:42:17,478 Xerxes. 489 00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:21,542 I am handicapped, I do not bend. - Ai! 490 00:42:22,243 --> 00:42:24,452 But, I want to look forward! - Yes! 491 00:42:24,578 --> 00:42:26,589 Good! - There is a secret passage, 492 00:42:27,155 --> 00:42:30,947 In Hot Gates, You can completely encircle Leonidas. 493 00:42:34,703 --> 00:42:36,587 And how long you before? 494 00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:39,265 I want my plate is sponsored... 495 00:42:39,699 --> 00:42:41,871 Oh, and I want these new Channel bag... 496 00:42:43,437 --> 00:42:46,841 Thank you... I wanted... Something that was fun. 497 00:42:47,184 --> 00:42:48,539 If you have something to say, Say it now, 498 00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:49,732 I have to do more. 499 00:42:50,431 --> 00:42:52,555 What was it again... 500 00:42:53,008 --> 00:42:54,590 Oh God, Jesus, yes! 501 00:42:54,728 --> 00:42:56,458 I want this puist disappears. 502 00:43:07,898 --> 00:43:10,203 Aaaaahh. 503 00:43:22,702 --> 00:43:25,973 While Xerxes the secret passage Do not find in Hot Gates, 504 00:43:27,065 --> 00:43:30,051 Will their numbers are not queer. 505 00:43:31,950 --> 00:43:33,066 My King! 506 00:43:35,698 --> 00:43:37,952 Come first breath... Give him a mix! 507 00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,491 What's boy? 508 00:43:44,515 --> 00:43:47,297 Xerxes, the secret passage Found in Hot Gates. 509 00:43:47,332 --> 00:43:47,855 Oh, shit! 510 00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:49,404 I vervloek Paris Hilton. 511 00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:51,202 I hate her. 512 00:43:52,122 --> 00:43:54,996 Certainly a few thousand Persian soldiers. Can any time here. 513 00:44:00,892 --> 00:44:04,835 Idilio... How great is it? 514 00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:07,603 Oh, it's... It is but a scratch, my King. 515 00:44:12,474 --> 00:44:13,671 You have no eyes. 516 00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:15,590 The gods have blessed me and There as a reserve. 517 00:44:16,256 --> 00:44:19,117 No, they have not, You had only two. 518 00:44:20,133 --> 00:44:21,358 Jeremy has an eye as a reserve. 519 00:44:26,942 --> 00:44:28,479 But I can still fight. 520 00:44:29,993 --> 00:44:33,789 Ho, Idilio... Idilio... Idilio! 521 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:37,884 Idilio... Idilio! - What? Walk with me. 522 00:44:39,562 --> 00:44:42,064 No, no, no, that direction. 523 00:44:44,597 --> 00:44:47,092 Your life is very important... 524 00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:52,306 You must go back to Sparta, 525 00:44:52,341 --> 00:44:53,646 And tell our story. 526 00:44:54,314 --> 00:44:55,460 Yes, my King, 527 00:44:56,597 --> 00:44:58,616 Another message for the Queen? 528 00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:12,654 More you do not have to say. 529 00:45:13,626 --> 00:45:17,322 Now, Idilio. Let them know how 13 Spartans, 530 00:45:17,377 --> 00:45:18,486 Fighting for their honour... 531 00:45:18,736 --> 00:45:20,026 For recognition... 532 00:45:20,229 --> 00:45:24,402 And for freedom. Good luck, Idilio. 533 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,850 Spartans! 534 00:45:50,964 --> 00:45:52,371 This is your last chance. 535 00:45:52,866 --> 00:45:55,451 I bend down, Or you will die. 536 00:45:55,793 --> 00:45:58,382 I bend not for a man! 537 00:46:04,264 --> 00:46:06,020 Ga nou on your knees! - No! 538 00:46:07,466 --> 00:46:08,725 Go! - Enough! 539 00:46:11,931 --> 00:46:15,213 Well, you lacing is loose. Oh, thank you. 540 00:46:15,908 --> 00:46:18,437 You see, it was really so difficult? No, wait a minute! 541 00:46:18,472 --> 00:46:21,082 Attatatata! No, no. - I have not voted for you suffer, I have not voted for you suffer! 542 00:46:21,130 --> 00:46:23,333 I was just on my laces! - No, no! Stop! 543 00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:26,122 You have recognized me as your God King. Five Hi! 544 00:46:29,798 --> 00:46:30,999 What? 545 00:46:33,143 --> 00:46:34,730 What, what, what the devil is so funny? 546 00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:36,380 You! - Me? 547 00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:38,277 You look like a woman. 548 00:46:38,617 --> 00:46:41,624 You idiots wear panties bananas, And you laugh me out? 549 00:46:41,869 --> 00:46:44,411 Now you make me really angry. I call on everyone. 550 00:46:45,537 --> 00:46:46,698 Hello, where are you? 551 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,006 I know where I am. 552 00:46:48,435 --> 00:46:49,765 Bring me my best army. 553 00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:51,691 You, 13 small butts 554 00:46:51,904 --> 00:46:54,088 Are nothing compared with my Best Persian army, 555 00:46:54,328 --> 00:46:55,682 That runs in the millions. 556 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:02,557 This is just a blue screen. 557 00:47:03,503 --> 00:47:05,835 Sounds crazy, that gives the visual effect, 558 00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:07,876 It is obvious you soon. 559 00:47:07,983 --> 00:47:10,722 The army is very impressive. As you can see. 560 00:47:17,018 --> 00:47:19,903 Gentlemen, I present to you, Queen Margo. 561 00:47:46,001 --> 00:47:47,018 Shake it, baby! 562 00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:51,146 Okay boys, Let it rain! 563 00:48:09,588 --> 00:48:10,658 Well, Kanseliers... 564 00:48:11,854 --> 00:48:13,070 I ask u... 565 00:48:14,018 --> 00:48:17,491 Your king... My beloved husband, , You need help. 566 00:48:17,582 --> 00:48:21,881 Sparta will be lost if you Not the rest of the army transmitted. 567 00:48:34,756 --> 00:48:37,862 Gentlemen, our only hope for survival, We submit to Xerxes, 568 00:48:38,236 --> 00:48:39,760 For him bend down and begging That he can forgive us. 569 00:48:40,192 --> 00:48:41,988 Do not be seduced by the words Te... 570 00:48:42,744 --> 00:48:44,027 Icy slut! 571 00:48:46,169 --> 00:48:50,003 Oeh, have you not say. - Yes, yes, that I have said. 572 00:48:55,246 --> 00:48:57,885 Queen Margo brought a fantasy upwards. 573 00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:03,659 This seems obvious from Tobey Maguire Spiderman 3 574 00:49:14,303 --> 00:49:15,611 I am so bad! 575 00:49:20,731 --> 00:49:22,653 It was only sand! Oeh! 576 00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:32,387 Oh, no! 577 00:49:41,423 --> 00:49:43,103 Oh, baby. 578 00:49:44,308 --> 00:49:45,412 Roosje yet! 579 00:49:55,547 --> 00:49:57,468 What is happening? 580 00:49:58,381 --> 00:50:01,887 Oh, oh, God, what filthy. 581 00:50:05,442 --> 00:50:07,730 How nice to find me now, zandman? 582 00:50:07,765 --> 00:50:09,147 Oh, no! 583 00:50:10,739 --> 00:50:13,078 You vacuum bitch, no! 584 00:50:18,321 --> 00:50:20,242 Neeeee. 585 00:50:34,451 --> 00:50:38,813 Kietel my nipples agree with a feather, Xerxes is Treathero's top 5. 586 00:50:40,891 --> 00:50:43,087 Treathero was a traitor? 587 00:50:44,148 --> 00:50:45,204 Daaag... 588 00:50:45,677 --> 00:50:47,377 Anyone for sending More troops is... 589 00:50:48,606 --> 00:50:51,780 Say then: Hi! - Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi. 590 00:51:16,051 --> 00:51:18,078 Spartans! Huh! 591 00:51:20,547 --> 00:51:21,667 We have you surrounded, 592 00:51:21,986 --> 00:51:23,519 Lay down your weapons! 593 00:51:24,184 --> 00:51:27,205 Come get them. - In-formation! 594 00:51:33,874 --> 00:51:37,665 Uhm! - The Spartan boys protect others' backs. 595 00:51:42,928 --> 00:51:44,186 Is that just your sword boy... 596 00:51:44,823 --> 00:51:46,365 In my back pricked? 597 00:51:48,664 --> 00:51:50,243 No, I did not hang my sword! 598 00:51:52,964 --> 00:51:54,119 Then go on. 599 00:51:54,641 --> 00:51:55,693 My son? 600 00:51:57,373 --> 00:52:00,350 Today you are a real Spartaan. 601 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:01,579 Thank you father. 602 00:52:03,759 --> 00:52:05,035 Attacks! 603 00:52:07,955 --> 00:52:09,396 Stay, Spartans. 604 00:52:19,793 --> 00:52:21,658 Remember this day boys... 605 00:52:22,274 --> 00:52:24,920 Because today is the day You will die. 606 00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:28,564 What? 607 00:52:28,666 --> 00:52:31,588 I, I mean that they will die. Today is the day that they die. 608 00:52:31,623 --> 00:52:33,025 That was what I meant to say. 609 00:52:35,926 --> 00:52:37,079 Go for it! 610 00:52:50,831 --> 00:52:53,203 Oh, what a bunch of idiots! 611 00:52:55,970 --> 00:52:57,087 God, what are they smart say! 612 00:52:57,112 --> 00:53:00,281 Hercules comes in me up, And I address you now. 613 00:54:25,173 --> 00:54:26,715 Ghost Rider! 614 00:54:30,148 --> 00:54:32,049 You go to hell. 615 00:54:34,025 --> 00:54:36,474 Sterfffff. 616 00:54:42,704 --> 00:54:45,297 I stop your war! I stop your war! 617 00:54:58,235 --> 00:55:00,156 JO! 618 00:55:01,088 --> 00:55:02,113 "ROCKY" 619 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:14,431 No! - Jo, Sonio? 620 00:55:15,853 --> 00:55:18,696 I nok your head off! - Oh, shit! 621 00:55:20,293 --> 00:55:22,214 Sonio! 622 00:55:34,888 --> 00:55:37,108 You will here for a penalty, Balboa. 623 00:55:37,236 --> 00:55:38,295 Go for it! 624 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,176 Luiers for adults? 625 00:55:58,736 --> 00:56:00,175 "BOTOX" 626 00:56:12,742 --> 00:56:16,079 Botox, for adults! 627 00:56:23,789 --> 00:56:25,990 Yes! 628 00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:28,505 Yes! Ha, ha! 629 00:56:29,517 --> 00:56:30,670 Yes! 630 00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:38,091 Yes! 631 00:56:42,632 --> 00:56:44,477 Xerxes! 632 00:56:54,817 --> 00:56:57,627 It is... Beautiful day. 633 00:57:00,290 --> 00:57:02,476 He is not attractive SUN. 634 00:57:33,085 --> 00:57:34,861 Come on Barbie, Let's go celebrate. 635 00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:51,306 Oeh! 636 00:57:52,397 --> 00:57:53,502 Hmm. 637 00:57:57,505 --> 00:57:59,234 "SanAndreas" 638 00:58:02,421 --> 00:58:03,377 Shit! 639 00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:13,273 It's enough with that Dumb violent video games. 640 00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:44,745 Ah, the transformeer cube. 641 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:56,007 Okay baby, Let's go transform. 642 00:59:28,923 --> 00:59:35,259 I am Xerxessterk, which is due Alien invention of this technique. 643 00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:41,255 Let Buddy alone! 644 00:59:41,861 --> 00:59:44,850 He is a God King... - Please! 645 00:59:52,602 --> 00:59:54,523 Leave him alone! 646 00:59:57,645 --> 00:59:59,281 Oh, Die inventors technique. 647 01:00:07,256 --> 01:00:09,211 Leonidas words were actually... 648 01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:11,363 A God King has been dropped, 649 01:00:11,789 --> 01:00:13,574 But alas! Well on top of them. 650 01:00:34,344 --> 01:00:36,024 I, I must... 651 01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:39,715 Oooh... 652 01:00:41,704 --> 01:00:43,048 Oeh... Pfff! 653 01:00:43,933 --> 01:00:46,270 Queen Margo? - Yes! 654 01:01:09,543 --> 01:01:11,251 Leonidas and the Spartans, 655 01:01:11,564 --> 01:01:12,946 Deaths for their honour, 656 01:01:13,885 --> 01:01:15,338 For recognition. 657 01:01:16,777 --> 01:01:17,964 They are... 658 01:01:18,157 --> 01:01:19,728 A beautiful death died. 659 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:28,492 "1 year later" Today, we stand in front of 30 thousand perzi?s 660 01:01:31,296 --> 01:01:34,582 But we have now, 100 thousand soldiers! 661 01:01:34,931 --> 01:01:36,852 Ahuh, huh, huh... 662 01:01:37,798 --> 01:01:38,816 On the victory. 663 01:01:48,339 --> 01:01:50,941 Ah! Follow me boys! 664 01:01:54,465 --> 01:01:58,780 And that led, the blindness of Idilio 100 thousand Spartans away from the Perzi?s... 665 01:01:59,636 --> 01:02:02,010 To Mallibu... 666 01:02:02,623 --> 01:02:06,733 Just at that moment was Lindsay Lowhand The rehabilitation center. Again! 667 01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:21,892 At first I was scared, 668 01:02:22,003 --> 01:02:23,454 I was paralysed. 669 01:02:23,966 --> 01:02:27,062 Did that I would not be able to live Without you at my side 670 01:02:27,647 --> 01:02:31,288 But when I sit nights thinking I do not how many times you had to sit. 671 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:33,087 And I was stronger. 672 01:02:33,122 --> 01:02:34,880 And I learned how I could go 673 01:02:35,317 --> 01:02:36,763 And now you are back, 674 01:02:36,950 --> 01:02:38,329 From space. 675 01:02:40,950 --> 01:02:55,329 Subtitles? Sync by deswert