1 00:00:18,776 --> 00:00:21,487 FABER COLLEGE - 1962 2 00:02:19,563 --> 00:02:21,148 Take off that beanie. 3 00:02:21,648 --> 00:02:24,943 - We're meant to wear them to homecoming. - Don't be a fruit, okay? 4 00:02:28,947 --> 00:02:29,948 Okay. 5 00:02:38,081 --> 00:02:40,250 Doug Neidermeyer, Omega membership chairman. 6 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:41,585 Larry Kroger. 7 00:02:44,546 --> 00:02:46,965 This is my roommate, Kent Dorfman. 8 00:02:48,258 --> 00:02:49,968 Hi there. Doug Neidermeyer. 9 00:02:50,052 --> 00:02:53,847 And These are our name-tag hostesses, Mandy Pepperidge and Babs Jansen. 10 00:02:53,972 --> 00:02:56,350 - Hi there, Kent. - Hi, Larry. 11 00:02:56,475 --> 00:02:58,477 - Welcome to Omega house. - Thank you. 12 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,064 - Nice to... - Why don't we go meet some of the guys? 13 00:03:08,445 --> 00:03:10,364 A wimp and a blimp. 14 00:03:12,783 --> 00:03:16,870 There are many great guys here, so don't feel you have to meet everyone. 15 00:03:19,957 --> 00:03:22,876 We just want you to enjoy yourselves while you're here. 16 00:03:25,462 --> 00:03:27,547 Omega house has more activities... 17 00:03:27,673 --> 00:03:30,759 than most campus fraternities, is far superior... 18 00:03:30,884 --> 00:03:32,344 - Mandy. - Hi. 19 00:03:32,469 --> 00:03:33,679 Right there. 20 00:03:35,555 --> 00:03:38,183 Hi there, fellows. Meet Ken and Lonny. 21 00:03:38,558 --> 00:03:39,685 Larry. 22 00:03:40,644 --> 00:03:43,063 Ken, Lonny, I'd like you to meet... 23 00:03:43,146 --> 00:03:44,481 Mohammet... 24 00:03:45,482 --> 00:03:47,859 Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. 25 00:03:48,777 --> 00:03:51,280 Grab a seat and make yourselves at home. 26 00:03:51,655 --> 00:03:54,950 Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies. 27 00:04:10,048 --> 00:04:13,176 I'm not going to say Omega's the best house on campus... 28 00:04:13,844 --> 00:04:18,557 but a lot of outstanding guys figure they'll pledge Omega or won't pledge at all. 29 00:04:19,182 --> 00:04:21,977 We do have more than our share of campus leaders... 30 00:04:22,269 --> 00:04:25,063 something that never looks bad on your permanent record. 31 00:04:25,564 --> 00:04:29,359 Sure. Everybody says Omega's the best, but... 32 00:04:30,152 --> 00:04:31,778 I hate to seem... 33 00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:33,780 you know, pushy. 34 00:04:33,864 --> 00:04:37,951 Let the unacceptable candidates worry, because after tonight, they're... 35 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:41,371 you are... Kent! 36 00:04:41,663 --> 00:04:44,249 I'm Greg Marmalard, president of Omega House. 37 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,752 Meet my friends, Mandy Pepperidge... 38 00:04:47,669 --> 00:04:49,046 We already met. 39 00:04:49,254 --> 00:04:51,256 - And Chip Diller. - How are you? 40 00:04:51,381 --> 00:04:52,466 How are you? 41 00:04:53,383 --> 00:04:56,178 Over there is Terry Auerback, captain of the swim team. 42 00:04:56,261 --> 00:04:59,056 That's Carl Phillips, editor of the Daily Faberian. 43 00:04:59,181 --> 00:05:00,265 And... 44 00:05:00,349 --> 00:05:01,475 Clayton. 45 00:05:01,767 --> 00:05:03,060 Sidney. 46 00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:05,771 Jugdish, Mohammet, Lonny... 47 00:05:05,854 --> 00:05:08,273 - We already met. - Super! 48 00:05:09,149 --> 00:05:11,485 Then you'll have lots to talk about. 49 00:05:16,073 --> 00:05:20,160 - I don't think you're trying very hard. - I hate this. 50 00:05:20,661 --> 00:05:24,456 No sweat. My brother Fred was a Delta That makes me a legacy. 51 00:05:24,581 --> 00:05:28,961 They have to take me. It's their law. Don't worry. I'll put in a good word for you. 52 00:05:29,044 --> 00:05:31,880 Great. I heard Delta's the worst house on campus. 53 00:05:44,351 --> 00:05:46,979 Excuse me, sir. Is this the Delta house? 54 00:05:47,271 --> 00:05:48,272 Sure. 55 00:05:50,774 --> 00:05:51,984 Come on in. 56 00:06:24,474 --> 00:06:25,767 Grab a brew. 57 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:27,853 Don't cost nothing. 58 00:06:35,861 --> 00:06:37,154 See you later. 59 00:06:58,884 --> 00:07:00,260 And bump you $20. 60 00:07:00,761 --> 00:07:01,970 Hi, guys. 61 00:07:05,557 --> 00:07:07,267 You guys playing cards? 62 00:07:23,283 --> 00:07:24,952 You want another beer? 63 00:07:27,746 --> 00:07:28,747 Hi. 64 00:07:29,373 --> 00:07:32,459 - You want a beer... Larry? - Sure. 65 00:07:35,045 --> 00:07:36,672 Nice fish. 66 00:07:39,466 --> 00:07:42,761 - I'm Robert Hoover, chapter president. - Hi, Robert. 67 00:07:42,844 --> 00:07:46,181 - Have you seen Boon? - He disappeared when we got here. 68 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:48,475 He's probably upstairs talking to Otter. 69 00:07:48,684 --> 00:07:49,851 No doubt. 70 00:07:50,352 --> 00:07:52,354 They're well-known homosexuals. 71 00:07:53,146 --> 00:07:55,565 Have another beer. She's just kidding. 72 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,776 Right, Bluto? 73 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:14,876 You going out tonight, Otter? 74 00:08:16,169 --> 00:08:17,379 Norma? 75 00:08:17,879 --> 00:08:21,675 No. Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabos. 76 00:08:21,758 --> 00:08:23,552 - Beverly! - No. 77 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,178 But you're getting warmer. 78 00:08:25,262 --> 00:08:28,181 Let me give you another hint. Does this ring a bell? 79 00:08:28,265 --> 00:08:32,477 - "Oh, God. Oh, God!" - Marlene. 80 00:08:33,061 --> 00:08:35,480 You're going to pork Marlene Desmond? 81 00:08:35,856 --> 00:08:38,358 - Pork? - You're gonna hump her brains out. 82 00:08:39,276 --> 00:08:43,155 I anticipate a deeply religious experience. 83 00:08:44,656 --> 00:08:47,576 Why the interest in my social life? Where's Katy? 84 00:08:47,868 --> 00:08:50,162 Downstairs, pissed off about something. 85 00:08:50,245 --> 00:08:52,456 She thinks you're an immature jerk? 86 00:08:52,581 --> 00:08:53,582 Yeah. 87 00:08:54,082 --> 00:08:56,168 I don't take anything seriously. 88 00:09:02,749 --> 00:09:04,668 She'll take this seriously. 89 00:09:05,085 --> 00:09:06,253 Try it. 90 00:09:06,461 --> 00:09:08,755 - You guys coming down? - This thing talk? 91 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,259 There are 50 people trying to get into this fraternity. 92 00:09:12,384 --> 00:09:16,471 Otter, you are the rush chairman. You should be present at the rush party. 93 00:09:24,646 --> 00:09:26,773 Hi. My name is Kent Dorfman. 94 00:09:32,362 --> 00:09:36,283 Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you. 95 00:09:37,659 --> 00:09:38,952 D-Day! 96 00:09:39,661 --> 00:09:42,747 Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you. 97 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:46,460 That was Eric Stratton. He was damn glad to meet you. 98 00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:51,465 Larry, I see you've met D-Day. You're having a nice time. That's good. 99 00:10:03,768 --> 00:10:06,146 Eric Stratton. Damn glad to meet you. 100 00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:08,064 - Nice to meet you. - Nice tie! 101 00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:11,485 Is that a clip-on? Boon, come check this out. 102 00:10:11,776 --> 00:10:13,778 Excuse me. Pardon me. 103 00:10:17,282 --> 00:10:19,784 Ninety percent rayon! Very nice. 104 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,746 Hi, boys. Having a good time, I hope? 105 00:10:23,246 --> 00:10:24,873 Excuse me. 106 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:27,167 - Did your mother buy that? - Yes. 107 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:30,962 Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59. Fred Dorfman. 108 00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:33,965 He said legacies get asked to pledge automatically. 109 00:10:34,549 --> 00:10:39,471 Usually, unless the pledge in question is a real closet case, like Fred. 110 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:41,556 - My brother. - Kent, come over here. 111 00:10:41,681 --> 00:10:43,683 - I liked the tie. - Great tie. 112 00:10:43,975 --> 00:10:45,060 Katy. 113 00:10:48,063 --> 00:10:51,149 Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you. 114 00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:54,277 Katy! 115 00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,783 - Where are you going? - Home. 116 00:10:59,866 --> 00:11:03,078 - We just got here! - No, you just got here. 117 00:11:03,161 --> 00:11:07,374 I've been downstairs entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas. 118 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:12,963 Maybe we could drive to your folks' place this weekend. 119 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,965 Fabulous. 120 00:11:15,382 --> 00:11:19,553 My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet? 121 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,972 It's too depressing to think about. 122 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:26,685 Just you and me, and Otter and another girl. 123 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:30,147 Is this what you're going to do for the rest of your life? 124 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,648 What do you mean? 125 00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:34,985 Hanging around with animals, getting drunk every weekend? 126 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,278 No. 127 00:11:36,444 --> 00:11:37,946 After I graduate... 128 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:40,657 I'm going to get drunk every night. 129 00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:48,373 I think I'm in love with a retard. 130 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:50,083 Is he bigger than me? 131 00:12:03,263 --> 00:12:04,556 Greg... 132 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:08,268 what is the worst fraternity on this campus? 133 00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:13,482 That would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way... 134 00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:16,943 Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files here. 135 00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:24,284 Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? 136 00:12:25,368 --> 00:12:28,955 Who delivered the medical-school cadavers to the alumni dinner? 137 00:12:29,456 --> 00:12:33,168 Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. 138 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:37,047 Every spring, the toilets explode. 139 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:40,175 You're talking about Delta, sir. 140 00:12:40,675 --> 00:12:44,179 Of course I'm talking about Delta, you twerp! 141 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,681 This year, it's gonna be different. 142 00:12:47,182 --> 00:12:50,143 This year we'll grab the bull by the balls... 143 00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:52,854 and kick those punks off campus! 144 00:12:53,146 --> 00:12:56,650 What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation. 145 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,360 - They are? - Yes, sir. 146 00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:04,866 Then as of now, they're on double secret probation! 147 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,369 Double secret probation, sir? 148 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:11,456 There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College Constitution... 149 00:13:11,748 --> 00:13:15,085 which gives the Dean unlimited power to preserve order... 150 00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:17,254 in time of campus emergency. 151 00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:21,550 Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter. 152 00:13:22,884 --> 00:13:24,845 You live next door. 153 00:13:25,053 --> 00:13:29,266 Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you, right? 154 00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:34,646 The time has come for someone to put his foot down. 155 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,774 And that foot is me. 156 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,779 Larry Kroger. All in favour. 157 00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:46,157 We need the dues. 158 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:50,454 Good. Larry Kroger is now a pledge to Delta Next slide, please. 159 00:14:01,756 --> 00:14:04,968 Just a minute! Just settle down! 160 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,054 This is Kent Dorfman. He's a legacy from Harrisburg. 161 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:15,854 Now wait a minute! 162 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:19,649 Okay, this guy is a real zero. That's true. 163 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:23,278 Think back to when you were freshmen. 164 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:28,074 Boon, you had a face like a pepperoni pizza, right? 165 00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:32,370 And Stork here. Everybody thought that Stork was brain damaged. 166 00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:36,082 I myself was so obnoxious... 167 00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:38,752 the seniors beat me up once a week. 168 00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:42,172 So this guy is a total loser? 169 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,843 Let me tell you the story of another loser. 170 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,351 Get up! 171 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,564 Let's go! On your feet! 172 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,653 "I..." State your name. 173 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,364 I...state your name. 174 00:15:07,864 --> 00:15:10,450 "Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat." 175 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:13,870 do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat. 176 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,958 "With liberty and fraternity for all." 177 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,668 Amen. 178 00:15:19,876 --> 00:15:21,378 Sergeant at Arms... 179 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,755 do your duty. 180 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:31,263 From now on, your Delta Tau Chi name is Weasel. 181 00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:36,184 From now on your name is Mothball. 182 00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:41,648 Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto. 183 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,859 - Why Pinto? - Why not? 184 00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:47,279 What's my Delta Tau Chi name? 185 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:51,366 Dorfman, I've given this a lot of thought. 186 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,660 From now on... 187 00:15:54,369 --> 00:15:56,163 your name is Flounder. 188 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,374 Flounder? 189 00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:51,384 We now consecrate the bond of obedience. 190 00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,143 Assume the position. 191 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,152 Thank you, sir. May I have another? 192 00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:13,156 Thank you, sir. May I have another? 193 00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,785 Thank you, sir. May I have another? 194 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,373 Now, what can we say... 195 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,168 of John Milton's... 196 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,754 Paradise Lost? 197 00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:31,383 It's a long poem, written... 198 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,052 a long time ago, and I'm sure... 199 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,556 a lot of you have difficulty understanding... 200 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:41,059 exactly what Milton was trying to say. 201 00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:43,854 Certainly we know that he was trying to... 202 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,858 describe the struggle between good and evil, right? 203 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:51,945 Okay. 204 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,658 The most intriguing character, as we all know from our reading, was... 205 00:17:58,952 --> 00:17:59,953 Satan. 206 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,459 Now was Milton trying to tell us... 207 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,545 that being bad was more fun than being good? 208 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:18,472 Okay. 209 00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:23,477 Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably... 210 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,271 as boring as you find Milton. 211 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,066 Mrs. Milton found him boring, too. 212 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,444 He's a little bit long-winded... 213 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:37,574 he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. 214 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:43,246 But that doesn't relieve you from your responsibility for this material. 215 00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:45,874 I'm waiting for reports from some of you. 216 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:49,878 I'm not joking! This is my job. 217 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:55,258 Come on, Mandy, I would tell you. 218 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:58,762 Are you and Greg doing the dirty deed? 219 00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:01,973 Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse. 220 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:04,851 Too bad. 221 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,063 I think he's just dreamy. 222 00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:13,068 And one, two, three, four... 223 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,375 Company, halt! 224 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,675 Dress that line. 225 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,443 Dress that line, mister! 226 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,156 Dress that line, soldier. 227 00:20:00,357 --> 00:20:02,484 Mister, hold my mount. 228 00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:13,578 You fat, disgusting slob! 229 00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:17,457 You're a goddamned disgrace! 230 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,460 A vicious mother, isn't he? 231 00:20:21,252 --> 00:20:23,380 He can't do that to our pledges. 232 00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:25,757 Only we can do that to our pledges. 233 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,176 Redo those buttons! 234 00:20:28,677 --> 00:20:30,345 Dress that belt buckle! 235 00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:32,472 Straighten that cap! 236 00:20:32,555 --> 00:20:35,558 And goddamn it, tuck up those pyjamas! 237 00:20:36,976 --> 00:20:39,562 Attention! Eyes front! 238 00:20:42,065 --> 00:20:44,776 What's that on your chest, mister? 239 00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:50,365 - It's a pledge pin, sir. - A pledge pin! 240 00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:52,867 On your uniform? 241 00:20:54,869 --> 00:20:57,247 Hooked it. Shit. 242 00:21:02,669 --> 00:21:05,880 Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge... 243 00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:07,882 a man like you? 244 00:21:09,676 --> 00:21:11,469 It's a Delta pin, sir. 245 00:21:13,555 --> 00:21:14,973 Slice! 246 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:24,566 Report to the stable tonight and every night at 1900 hours. 247 00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:26,776 Without that pledge pin! 248 00:21:28,278 --> 00:21:30,363 Do you understand? 249 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,954 Your left arm is straight... 250 00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:41,166 but you're not keeping your head down. 251 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,752 You're all worthless and weak! 252 00:21:44,878 --> 00:21:47,172 Now drop and give me 20! 253 00:21:56,264 --> 00:21:58,058 Get back in ranks! 254 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,560 Always try to hit through the ball. 255 00:22:12,781 --> 00:22:14,658 I've gotta work on my game. 256 00:22:15,075 --> 00:22:19,162 Don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself. 257 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:27,671 I want you to fix Pinto up, but it has to be a very special girl. 258 00:22:27,962 --> 00:22:31,758 She should be decent-looking, but we'll trade looks for... 259 00:22:31,966 --> 00:22:34,844 a certain kind of morally casual attitude. 260 00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:37,555 Somebody he can screw on the first date. 261 00:22:37,681 --> 00:22:41,267 - Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid. - What did I say? 262 00:22:41,976 --> 00:22:45,855 Don't embarrass me in front of Dave. He's the only professor I like. 263 00:22:46,481 --> 00:22:48,650 I know, Mr. Jennings is a wonderful teacher. 264 00:22:51,277 --> 00:22:55,156 Teaching pays the rent till I finish my novel. 265 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:58,576 How long have you been working on it? 266 00:22:58,868 --> 00:23:00,370 Four and a half years. 267 00:23:00,578 --> 00:23:02,080 Must be very good. 268 00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:03,873 It's a piece of shit. 269 00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:10,964 Would anybody like to smoke some pot? 270 00:23:11,047 --> 00:23:12,173 Yeah. 271 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:15,468 You ever smoked before? 272 00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:17,345 Sure. 273 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,182 When did you ever smoke pot? 274 00:23:22,559 --> 00:23:25,353 I've done a lot of things you don't know about. 275 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,651 I won't go schizo, will I? 276 00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:15,070 There's a distinct possibility. 277 00:24:29,751 --> 00:24:30,960 Is this right? 278 00:24:31,961 --> 00:24:35,048 Try not to drool quite so much on the end of it. 279 00:24:47,977 --> 00:24:50,563 Hey, Paula 280 00:24:51,064 --> 00:24:53,650 I wanna marry you 281 00:24:53,775 --> 00:24:56,444 Hey, Paula 282 00:24:57,362 --> 00:25:00,782 Nobody else could ever do 283 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:04,744 I've waited so long 284 00:25:05,078 --> 00:25:08,873 For school to be through 285 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:13,878 I can't wait no more for you 286 00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:15,964 Okay. 287 00:25:18,049 --> 00:25:19,467 That means that... 288 00:25:19,884 --> 00:25:22,262 our whole solar system... 289 00:25:22,679 --> 00:25:24,472 could be, like... 290 00:25:24,764 --> 00:25:29,477 one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. 291 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:32,981 This is too much! 292 00:25:33,481 --> 00:25:34,858 That means... 293 00:25:38,361 --> 00:25:43,074 - one tiny atom in my fingernail could be... - Could be one little... 294 00:25:43,450 --> 00:25:45,744 tiny universe. 295 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:54,044 Could I buy some pot from you? 296 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,578 Give me that. 297 00:26:35,752 --> 00:26:37,253 Yeah, baby. 298 00:26:38,046 --> 00:26:41,758 Good baby. It's all right. You stupid... 299 00:26:47,055 --> 00:26:50,975 Dorfman! What kind of man hits a defenceless animal? 300 00:26:51,059 --> 00:26:53,770 I've got a good mind to smash your fat face. 301 00:26:54,354 --> 00:26:57,774 Listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber. 302 00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:02,779 Your days are numbered at Faber. You and all your sick Delta buddies. 303 00:27:03,146 --> 00:27:05,857 Meantime, your ass belongs to me. 304 00:27:06,566 --> 00:27:08,943 Now, drop and give me 20. 305 00:27:09,152 --> 00:27:10,278 But... 306 00:27:10,778 --> 00:27:12,071 Hit it! 307 00:27:13,781 --> 00:27:15,783 Trooper, baby. 308 00:27:21,664 --> 00:27:23,082 Come here, baby. 309 00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:28,254 Cutie-pie. 310 00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:36,471 I want these quarters standing tall by 0900 tomorrow. 311 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:38,973 - You got that? - Yes, sir. 312 00:27:44,979 --> 00:27:47,065 Brother D-Day, brother Bluto. 313 00:27:48,983 --> 00:27:50,652 You hate that ying-yang? 314 00:27:50,777 --> 00:27:54,072 - Who? - Neidermeyer. You hate his guts? 315 00:27:54,781 --> 00:27:56,366 - I guess so. - You guess so? 316 00:27:56,449 --> 00:27:58,660 Yes, I hate him! I hate his guts! 317 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,245 We have an old saying in Delta 318 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:03,748 "Don't get mad, get even." 319 00:28:53,172 --> 00:28:55,758 Nice horsey. Good. Let's go. 320 00:29:01,472 --> 00:29:02,974 He's in there! 321 00:29:03,183 --> 00:29:05,185 Boy, is this great! 322 00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:08,855 Now finish it, Flounder. 323 00:29:09,564 --> 00:29:12,984 Are you kidding? I never shot anything before in my life. 324 00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:16,362 - I thought you hated Neidermeyer's guts. - I do. 325 00:29:16,446 --> 00:29:20,950 And the horse? Is there anything in the world you hate as much as that horse? 326 00:29:22,452 --> 00:29:24,078 Get it over with. 327 00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:36,466 - Just blanks, right? - Right. 328 00:30:25,849 --> 00:30:29,352 - Holy shit! - There were blanks in that gun! 329 00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:33,147 - I didn't even point the gun at him! - Holy shit! 330 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,149 There were blanks. 331 00:30:35,483 --> 00:30:38,653 - Maybe he had a heart attack. - Holy shit! 332 00:30:53,459 --> 00:30:56,254 If you want the homecoming parade in my town... 333 00:30:56,671 --> 00:30:58,172 you have to pay. 334 00:30:58,673 --> 00:31:02,468 Carmine, I think it's wrong to extort money from the college. 335 00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:05,972 Look... 336 00:31:06,681 --> 00:31:09,851 as the mayor of Faber, I've got big responsibilities. 337 00:31:10,351 --> 00:31:12,562 These parades are very expensive. 338 00:31:13,062 --> 00:31:14,564 You're using my police... 339 00:31:14,647 --> 00:31:17,650 my sanitation people, my free Oldsmobiles. 340 00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:21,362 If you mention extortion again... 341 00:31:22,572 --> 00:31:24,449 I'll have your legs broken. 342 00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:31,164 I'm sure I can arrange a nice honorarium from the student fund. 343 00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:34,459 Another thing. 344 00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:38,463 You better sit on that zoo fraternity of yours. 345 00:31:39,672 --> 00:31:42,175 I don't want no drunken riots in my town. 346 00:31:42,258 --> 00:31:45,970 Don't worry. I've got those boys just where I want them. 347 00:31:46,346 --> 00:31:49,766 We'll have the best homecoming parade Faber's ever had. 348 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:20,672 Mandy! 349 00:32:21,756 --> 00:32:24,384 - I haven't seen you since we... - Go away. 350 00:32:24,884 --> 00:32:26,845 I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. 351 00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:28,680 Let me buy you lunch. 352 00:32:29,556 --> 00:32:32,475 You've got your lunch. How about some milk? 353 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:35,061 You got your milk, too. 354 00:32:35,979 --> 00:32:38,356 Can I just massage your thighs while you eat? 355 00:32:38,481 --> 00:32:40,148 Do I have to leave? 356 00:32:40,149 --> 00:32:43,069 Is this any way to treat an intimate friend? 357 00:33:56,976 --> 00:34:00,563 I asked you never to speak to me again. Will you go away? 358 00:34:10,365 --> 00:34:13,284 I do hope we're not interrupting anything. 359 00:34:14,369 --> 00:34:15,453 If you must know... 360 00:34:15,578 --> 00:34:17,580 - Eric was just leaving. - I wasn't. 361 00:34:17,872 --> 00:34:19,874 I could make you leave, if you... 362 00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:21,251 Bluto! 363 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:23,878 I think you know everybody here. 364 00:34:26,172 --> 00:34:27,549 Greg, can't you... 365 00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:30,844 Don't worry. Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth. 366 00:34:31,553 --> 00:34:34,180 Don't you have any respect for yourself? 367 00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:38,977 This is absolutely gross! 368 00:34:39,352 --> 00:34:42,146 That boy is a P-I-G, pig! 369 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:48,278 See if you can guess... 370 00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:50,154 what I am now. 371 00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:02,458 I'm a zit. Get it? 372 00:35:02,959 --> 00:35:05,253 All right, you bastard. Let's go, right here! 373 00:35:30,778 --> 00:35:32,655 Why don't we go out tonight? 374 00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:35,658 Don't flatter yourself. It wasn't that great. 375 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,665 Food fight! 376 00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:57,555 Oh, Greg. 377 00:35:57,764 --> 00:35:59,682 Look. It's a star. 378 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,644 Let's make a wish. 379 00:36:04,979 --> 00:36:09,484 - "Star light, star bright..." - Wait a minute. That's not a star. 380 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,569 It's moving too fast. 381 00:36:12,362 --> 00:36:16,783 It's probably a 707. Those babies really can move across the sky. 382 00:36:21,871 --> 00:36:25,375 Is anything happening yet? My arm's tired. 383 00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:28,378 I'm sorry, Mandy. 384 00:36:29,045 --> 00:36:32,549 That thing with the Deltas has me a little distracted. 385 00:36:33,967 --> 00:36:36,469 God knows how they've molested women. 386 00:36:39,848 --> 00:36:41,266 Anything? 387 00:36:42,976 --> 00:36:44,978 Maybe a little faster. 388 00:36:45,645 --> 00:36:46,646 Yeah. 389 00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,982 - How's that? - Yes. 390 00:36:49,649 --> 00:36:52,277 That Eric Stratton's lucky he's not in jail. 391 00:36:53,152 --> 00:36:54,571 I'll say. 392 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,447 What? 393 00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:58,867 You'll say what? 394 00:37:00,076 --> 00:37:01,369 I'll say what? 395 00:37:02,078 --> 00:37:06,583 You said, "I'll say," when I said, "He should be in jail." I'm trying to figure... 396 00:37:06,666 --> 00:37:09,252 If you're not even going to try, I'm going to stop. 397 00:37:11,045 --> 00:37:12,171 Mandy, I... 398 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:31,149 - Good night, Greg. - Good night, Mandy. 399 00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:54,357 - She stole your boyfriend? - Her boyfriend. 400 00:38:55,475 --> 00:38:56,975 And not your boyfriend? 401 00:38:56,976 --> 00:39:00,146 Speaking of boyfriends, how was your date with Greg? 402 00:39:00,354 --> 00:39:01,856 Good night. 403 00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:04,854 That's it. 404 00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:58,866 She broke our date. 405 00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:01,244 - Washing her hair? - Dead mother. 406 00:42:02,161 --> 00:42:03,871 We're in trouble. 407 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:08,084 The Jewish guys said our test answers were wrong. 408 00:42:08,376 --> 00:42:09,961 Every one? 409 00:42:12,171 --> 00:42:16,050 Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam! 410 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,765 God, look what just creeped in. 411 00:42:23,349 --> 00:42:25,059 Well, well, well. 412 00:42:28,855 --> 00:42:32,483 Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages... 413 00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:34,569 in fraternities on probation. 414 00:42:34,861 --> 00:42:36,070 What a tool! 415 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:37,572 What was that? 416 00:42:37,947 --> 00:42:39,157 I said... 417 00:42:39,282 --> 00:42:40,658 what a shame... 418 00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:44,162 that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time... 419 00:42:44,245 --> 00:42:47,582 - for everyone by breaking the rules. - Put a sock in it... 420 00:42:47,874 --> 00:42:50,668 or you'll be out like shit through a goose. 421 00:42:50,752 --> 00:42:51,753 Yes, sir. 422 00:42:53,546 --> 00:42:56,174 Have you boys seen your grade point average yet? 423 00:42:58,384 --> 00:43:01,345 - Have you? - I have, sir. It's a little below par... 424 00:43:01,471 --> 00:43:03,848 It's more than a little below par. 425 00:43:05,475 --> 00:43:06,851 It stinks! 426 00:43:07,769 --> 00:43:11,647 It's the lowest on campus. It's the lowest in Faber history. 427 00:43:11,773 --> 00:43:12,857 Well, sir... 428 00:43:12,982 --> 00:43:16,360 we're hoping that our midterm grades will help our average. 429 00:43:17,779 --> 00:43:19,072 Laugh now... 430 00:43:19,947 --> 00:43:24,744 because you clowns have been on double secret probation all semester. 431 00:43:26,746 --> 00:43:30,958 - Double secret probation? - That means one more slip-up... 432 00:43:31,084 --> 00:43:32,668 one more mistake... 433 00:43:33,753 --> 00:43:36,672 and this fraternity of yours has had it... 434 00:43:37,173 --> 00:43:38,549 at Faber. 435 00:43:43,971 --> 00:43:46,557 That was pleasant. Nice of him to stop by. 436 00:43:46,682 --> 00:43:51,354 We must do something. He's serious this time. I think he knows about the exams. 437 00:43:51,479 --> 00:43:54,065 - He's right. - You're right. We got to do something. 438 00:43:54,148 --> 00:43:56,067 - Absolutely. - Know what we gotta do? 439 00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:57,360 Toga party. 440 00:43:57,777 --> 00:44:01,948 We're on double secret probation. We can't afford to have a toga party. 441 00:44:02,281 --> 00:44:04,659 - You guys up for a toga party? - Toga! Toga! 442 00:44:05,868 --> 00:44:09,080 - They like the idea - Otter, please don't do this. 443 00:44:09,163 --> 00:44:13,668 I've got news for you, pal. They're going to nail us, no matter what we do. 444 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:17,463 So we might as well have a good time. 445 00:44:17,964 --> 00:44:20,383 Toga! Toga! Toga! 446 00:44:32,562 --> 00:44:36,774 It's not going to be an orgy. It's a toga party. 447 00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:41,863 Honestly, you're 21 years old. In six months, you graduate. 448 00:44:41,946 --> 00:44:46,784 Tomorrow night, you'll wrap yourself in a sheet, pour grain alcohol all over your head. 449 00:44:48,077 --> 00:44:51,164 - Cute, but I think I'll pass this time. - Want me to go alone? 450 00:44:51,748 --> 00:44:54,167 I don't want you to go at all. 451 00:44:55,668 --> 00:44:57,253 It's a fraternity party. 452 00:44:57,670 --> 00:45:00,381 I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it? 453 00:45:00,757 --> 00:45:04,552 I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend. 454 00:45:06,179 --> 00:45:07,263 It's funny. 455 00:45:07,972 --> 00:45:09,182 Very funny. 456 00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:19,484 - Where did he get the wheels? - From his brother. 457 00:45:19,567 --> 00:45:21,444 He's letting him use it for a week. 458 00:45:21,569 --> 00:45:24,447 Flounder's bringing his girlfriend up for the weekend. 459 00:45:25,573 --> 00:45:27,158 I am appointing you... 460 00:45:27,283 --> 00:45:30,161 pledge representative to the social committee. 461 00:45:31,370 --> 00:45:32,455 Gee, thanks! 462 00:45:33,081 --> 00:45:36,167 - What do I do? - Drive us to the Food King! 463 00:45:38,878 --> 00:45:40,546 Food King! 464 00:45:51,557 --> 00:45:52,975 Otter, please. 465 00:46:02,944 --> 00:46:07,156 - What are you doing? - Fixing your sweater. There you go. 466 00:46:16,749 --> 00:46:19,752 Keep them under there, and keep your sweater closed. 467 00:46:20,461 --> 00:46:22,964 - I could get in trouble. - That's right, so... 468 00:46:24,173 --> 00:46:25,466 be cool. 469 00:46:35,268 --> 00:46:36,769 Mine's bigger than that. 470 00:46:38,354 --> 00:46:41,858 - I beg your pardon? - My cucumber, it's bigger. 471 00:46:45,653 --> 00:46:49,282 Vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think? 472 00:46:49,949 --> 00:46:51,075 No. 473 00:46:51,784 --> 00:46:53,870 Vegetables are sensual. 474 00:46:54,162 --> 00:46:56,456 People are sensuous. 475 00:46:56,748 --> 00:46:59,584 Right. "Sensual." That's what I meant. 476 00:47:00,168 --> 00:47:03,755 My name is Eric Stratton. They call me Otter. 477 00:47:04,172 --> 00:47:07,967 My name's Marion. They call me Mrs. Wormer. 478 00:47:08,176 --> 00:47:10,845 We have a Dean Wormer at Faber. 479 00:47:11,679 --> 00:47:16,184 What a coincidence. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. 480 00:47:19,145 --> 00:47:22,148 You still want to show me your cucumber? 481 00:47:28,571 --> 00:47:30,448 Nothing for me today, thanks. 482 00:47:32,658 --> 00:47:35,453 It looks like you gained some weight since you came in. 483 00:47:35,578 --> 00:47:40,249 - It's a prank. I'm pledging a fraternity. - Don't sweat it. I won't tell. 484 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,757 The Delta Tau Chi house is having a party tonight, and you are cordially invited. 485 00:47:50,385 --> 00:47:53,346 I'm old enough to be your mother, almost. 486 00:47:54,847 --> 00:47:58,684 Besides, I have to go to the goddamn senior honours dinner tonight. 487 00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:00,353 Oh, well... 488 00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:02,563 Maybe some other time. 489 00:48:04,565 --> 00:48:05,858 Doubtful. 490 00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:07,777 Maybe? 491 00:48:08,152 --> 00:48:11,280 So if you're not busy, you want to go to a fraternity party? 492 00:48:12,156 --> 00:48:16,452 - Will I be home by 12:00? - Any time you want. I'll pick you up... 493 00:48:16,869 --> 00:48:20,164 My dad would kill me if he knew I was going to a frat house. 494 00:48:20,248 --> 00:48:21,749 Okay if I meet you there? 495 00:48:21,874 --> 00:48:24,460 Is it okay? It's terrific! 496 00:48:33,970 --> 00:48:36,973 Girls, welcome to the Delta toga party. Come in. 497 00:48:38,057 --> 00:48:40,059 Let me take your coat. 498 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:42,854 Great pair of togas. 499 00:48:43,971 --> 00:48:48,267 Have some delicious Delta punch, and I'll join you in a minute. 500 00:49:28,349 --> 00:49:30,685 This is Sissy, my steady girl. 501 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:34,063 This is the guy I told you about. 502 00:49:34,647 --> 00:49:38,276 You're even prettier than Kent said. What a great dress. 503 00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:43,281 - You two talk, and I'll get us some punch. - Good idea 504 00:49:44,657 --> 00:49:46,367 He's really a lucky guy. 505 00:49:46,867 --> 00:49:49,078 Why don't we go sit down somewhere? 506 00:50:34,749 --> 00:50:35,958 Sorry. 507 00:50:41,881 --> 00:50:44,050 - You look great. - So do you. 508 00:50:49,472 --> 00:50:51,557 I had to wait until my folks went out. 509 00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:54,060 Get me some more punch. 510 00:50:57,355 --> 00:50:59,565 I got a lot of catching up to do. 511 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,782 You want to dance? 512 00:51:09,575 --> 00:51:10,868 Yes. 513 00:52:14,557 --> 00:52:16,058 Yeah, Otis! 514 00:53:47,275 --> 00:53:48,651 Gator! 515 00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:54,759 - Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you came. - Cut the crap. 516 00:54:55,885 --> 00:54:57,261 Give me a drink. 517 00:55:02,850 --> 00:55:05,853 - This is Hoover's room. - Yeah? It's neat. 518 00:57:45,763 --> 00:57:47,974 I think it's locked or something. 519 00:57:50,559 --> 00:57:52,061 Just a minute. 520 00:58:21,465 --> 00:58:22,675 Fuck her. 521 00:58:23,384 --> 00:58:24,969 Fuck her brains out. 522 00:58:25,678 --> 00:58:27,972 Suck her tits. Squeeze her buns. 523 00:58:28,264 --> 00:58:29,849 You know she wants it. 524 00:58:33,144 --> 00:58:34,478 For shame! 525 00:58:34,770 --> 00:58:37,273 Lawrence, I'm surprised at you. 526 00:58:37,773 --> 00:58:40,943 Don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. 527 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,654 You'll never get a better chance. 528 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,658 If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl... 529 00:58:47,950 --> 00:58:50,161 you'll despise yourself forever. 530 00:58:54,457 --> 00:58:56,250 I'm proud of you, Lawrence. 531 00:58:57,084 --> 00:58:58,669 You homo! 532 00:59:38,584 --> 00:59:42,546 My fault! For Christ's sake, Carmine, how could it be my fault? 533 00:59:43,756 --> 00:59:46,384 One of those goddamn fraternities, I guess. 534 00:59:46,759 --> 00:59:49,971 I don't know, but I have a pretty good idea which one. 535 00:59:52,173 --> 00:59:55,176 I'm gonna string them up by the balls! 536 01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:19,158 I bet it was that Eric Stratton. 537 01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:21,577 You know that for sure? 538 01:00:21,869 --> 01:00:22,953 No, but... 539 01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:26,582 you'd be surprised at some of the girls he's had. 540 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:29,084 Very surprised. 541 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,763 It must have been some party. 542 01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:44,183 Unbelievable. A new low. I'm so ashamed. 543 01:00:44,475 --> 01:00:46,060 Almost sorry I missed it. 544 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:50,356 - What did you do, human sacrifice? - No, just some harmless fun. 545 01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:53,484 Buy me a dinner tonight? 546 01:00:54,443 --> 01:00:56,278 Can't tonight. Busy. 547 01:00:57,863 --> 01:00:59,281 Busy tonight? 548 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:24,056 Please take your seats. 549 01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:30,062 This meeting of the disciplinary council will now come to order. 550 01:01:30,146 --> 01:01:34,650 We'll waive minutes and proceed directly with charges against Delta Tau Chi. 551 01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:36,861 Sergeant at Arms. 552 01:01:45,453 --> 01:01:47,746 The following charges are brought: 553 01:01:48,747 --> 01:01:51,959 First, that the Delta house did knowingly violate... 554 01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:54,462 the rules governing pledge recruitment... 555 01:01:55,254 --> 01:01:58,757 by serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week... 556 01:01:58,966 --> 01:02:01,760 and after established drinking hours. 557 01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:04,972 I'd like to address these charges one at a time, if I may. 558 01:02:05,264 --> 01:02:07,475 You'll get your chance, smart guy. 559 01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:08,976 Get on with it. 560 01:02:09,769 --> 01:02:13,773 Second, that for the fifth consecutive semester... 561 01:02:13,856 --> 01:02:17,485 Delta has achieved a deficient aggregate grade point average. 562 01:02:17,568 --> 01:02:19,945 Half the houses didn't make grades. 563 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:22,948 You will speak when you're told to, and not before! 564 01:02:23,783 --> 01:02:24,784 Read. 565 01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:26,076 Third... 566 01:02:26,577 --> 01:02:31,957 that the Delta fraternity routinely provided dangerous narcotic diet pills... 567 01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:35,544 - to its members during... - That's not true! 568 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:36,962 Not another word! 569 01:02:37,046 --> 01:02:39,965 During midterm examination week. 570 01:02:43,177 --> 01:02:45,554 And most recently... 571 01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:49,266 that a Roman toga party was held... 572 01:02:50,351 --> 01:02:51,977 from which we have received... 573 01:02:52,061 --> 01:02:55,856 two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion... 574 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:59,151 so profound and disgusting... 575 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:03,280 that decorum prohibits listing them here. 576 01:03:04,782 --> 01:03:07,368 These are the charges as recorded this day... 577 01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:10,246 15 November, 1962. 578 01:03:10,663 --> 01:03:12,373 Faithfully submitted... 579 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:14,375 Douglas C. Neidermeyer... 580 01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:16,460 Sergeant at Arms. 581 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:23,467 - Well done. - Robert Hoover will speak for Delta house. 582 01:03:34,770 --> 01:03:37,273 I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity... 583 01:03:37,356 --> 01:03:41,068 without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. 584 01:03:41,152 --> 01:03:44,864 The Delta house has a long tradition of existence to its members... 585 01:03:45,072 --> 01:03:46,949 and to the community at large. 586 01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:50,077 We've heard enough, Mr. Chairman. 587 01:03:50,161 --> 01:03:52,872 - I was told I'd have a chance to... - That's enough. 588 01:03:53,247 --> 01:03:54,957 The court will now decide. 589 01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:58,544 - You said... - He said that's it! Are you deaf? 590 01:03:59,044 --> 01:04:00,963 Let's finish this damn thing. 591 01:04:01,046 --> 01:04:02,173 Blow job! 592 01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:11,682 - I don't think it's fair! - I'll tell you what's fair and what's not! 593 01:04:11,766 --> 01:04:12,975 Eat me! 594 01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:21,776 - Tell those assholes to shut up. - Shut up, assholes! 595 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:27,156 - Do we have to listen to this? - Point of parliamentary procedure. 596 01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:30,868 - Don't screw around. They're serious. - Take it easy, I'm in pre-law. 597 01:04:30,951 --> 01:04:33,245 - Thought you're premed? - What's the difference? 598 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:36,081 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. 599 01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:38,876 What do you think he's up to? 600 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:42,671 The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or... 601 01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:46,175 took a few liberties with our female party guests. 602 01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:47,760 We did. 603 01:04:48,969 --> 01:04:53,182 But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behaviour of... 604 01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:56,268 a few sick, perverted individuals. 605 01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:58,854 If you do... 606 01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:02,274 shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? 607 01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:06,445 And if the whole fraternity system is guilty... 608 01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:12,076 then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? 609 01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:16,455 I put it to you, Greg. 610 01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:21,752 Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? 611 01:05:24,547 --> 01:05:25,673 Well... 612 01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,967 you can do what you want to us... 613 01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:30,052 but we won't sit here... 614 01:05:30,261 --> 01:05:34,557 and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! 615 01:05:34,849 --> 01:05:35,850 Gentlemen! 616 01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:40,146 Order! 617 01:05:41,856 --> 01:05:44,358 You're not walking out on this one, mister. 618 01:05:44,859 --> 01:05:46,360 You're finished. 619 01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:47,862 No more Delta! 620 01:05:49,447 --> 01:05:51,657 You've bought it this time, buster! 621 01:05:52,450 --> 01:05:54,743 I'm calling your national office! 622 01:05:56,454 --> 01:05:58,664 I'm going to revoke your charter! 623 01:06:01,367 --> 01:06:04,370 If you wise guys try one more thing... 624 01:06:04,662 --> 01:06:07,247 one more, I'll kick you out of this college! 625 01:06:08,165 --> 01:06:09,958 No more fun of any kind! 626 01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:38,069 When my father was in Korea, he wasn't flying. He was in the infantry. 627 01:06:38,070 --> 01:06:40,072 He was an officer, of course... 628 01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:44,284 How does it feel to be an independent? 629 01:06:45,077 --> 01:06:47,579 How does it feel to be an asshole? 630 01:06:48,455 --> 01:06:49,748 What did he say? 631 01:06:49,957 --> 01:06:53,252 Hoover says we can't even enter a float in the homecoming parade. 632 01:06:53,377 --> 01:06:57,381 Some stupid zombies riding piles of Kleenex down the street? 633 01:06:58,173 --> 01:06:59,174 Look! 634 01:07:03,345 --> 01:07:06,849 Goddamn son of a bitch! I'll kill you, you scumbag! 635 01:07:06,974 --> 01:07:08,767 Jerk-off! Assholes! 636 01:07:09,977 --> 01:07:12,354 Jesus. What's going on? 637 01:07:12,479 --> 01:07:15,566 They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal. 638 01:07:16,483 --> 01:07:18,152 They took the bar! 639 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,779 The whole fucking bar! 640 01:07:46,347 --> 01:07:48,349 Thanks. I needed that. 641 01:07:50,351 --> 01:07:51,477 Christ. 642 01:07:53,562 --> 01:07:55,272 This is ridiculous. 643 01:07:55,648 --> 01:07:57,358 What are we going to do? 644 01:07:58,275 --> 01:07:59,777 Road trip. 645 01:07:59,860 --> 01:08:03,072 You can't take the car! Fred wrote the mileage down! 646 01:08:03,155 --> 01:08:07,076 He wants it back by Sunday. Please don't take the car! 647 01:08:07,159 --> 01:08:09,453 - He'll be very mad at me! - Get in. 648 01:08:12,956 --> 01:08:14,875 Otter, don't you understand? 649 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,379 He wants it back by Sunday! 650 01:08:22,257 --> 01:08:25,052 Fred's gonna kill me. This car is expensive! 651 01:08:32,559 --> 01:08:35,561 I'll get in trouble! We can have fun, but drive carefully! 652 01:08:35,562 --> 01:08:37,564 We won't tell anybody! 653 01:08:38,482 --> 01:08:41,860 I hear Dickinson girls are fast. What should I say? 654 01:08:42,653 --> 01:08:46,448 Mention modern art, civil rights or folk music, you're in like Flynn. 655 01:08:46,573 --> 01:08:50,160 - You sure we have dates? - Absolutely. What's the chick's name? 656 01:08:53,455 --> 01:08:55,082 Fawn Liebowitz. 657 01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:59,670 - She was from Fort Wayne, Indiana - I hope I score. Oh, boy! 658 01:08:59,753 --> 01:09:01,046 Oh, boy! 659 01:09:10,055 --> 01:09:12,349 Turn the car around. I'll be right back. 660 01:09:29,867 --> 01:09:31,952 - Excuse me. - Can I help you? 661 01:09:32,369 --> 01:09:35,581 I'm here to pick up my date. Could you ring Fawn Liebowitz? 662 01:09:36,457 --> 01:09:37,875 Fawn Liebowitz? 663 01:09:39,376 --> 01:09:40,878 Just a minute. 664 01:09:43,756 --> 01:09:44,965 Hello, Shelly? 665 01:09:45,049 --> 01:09:48,177 This is Brunella at the desk. Could you come down here? Now. 666 01:09:49,845 --> 01:09:52,473 A boy is here for Fawn. 667 01:09:53,057 --> 01:09:54,183 Thank you. 668 01:09:55,351 --> 01:09:59,063 - Is she coming down? - Her roommate is. Fawn isn't here. She.. 669 01:10:02,066 --> 01:10:03,776 Would you excuse me a minute? 670 01:10:11,283 --> 01:10:12,576 Evening. 671 01:10:24,755 --> 01:10:27,174 I'm Shelly Dubinsky, Fawn's roommate. 672 01:10:27,466 --> 01:10:30,260 I'm Frank Lymon from Amherst, Fawn's fiancé. 673 01:10:31,971 --> 01:10:34,765 Actually, we're engaged to be engaged. 674 01:10:35,557 --> 01:10:37,768 What's wrong with everyone here? 675 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:40,479 Why don't we sit down, Frank? 676 01:10:47,152 --> 01:10:49,154 I don't know how to tell you... 677 01:10:49,571 --> 01:10:51,573 so I'll just tell you. 678 01:10:51,949 --> 01:10:53,450 Fawn's dead. 679 01:10:54,952 --> 01:10:56,370 She's dead? 680 01:11:00,165 --> 01:11:02,876 Did she put you up to this? That minx. 681 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,962 What a lively sense of humour. 682 01:11:07,965 --> 01:11:10,676 "Sophomore dies in kiln explosion"? 683 01:11:13,679 --> 01:11:17,558 - Oh, my God! - I'm terribly sorry, Frank. 684 01:11:18,684 --> 01:11:20,978 I just talked to her last week. 685 01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:24,648 She was gonna make a pot for me. 686 01:11:25,274 --> 01:11:27,484 If there's anything I can do... 687 01:11:30,654 --> 01:11:32,573 You're so nice. 688 01:11:33,574 --> 01:11:37,870 - I really shouldn't impose on you. - No, really. Anything. 689 01:11:40,164 --> 01:11:42,875 I don't think I should be alone tonight. 690 01:11:46,170 --> 01:11:48,255 Would you go out with me? 691 01:11:49,882 --> 01:11:51,383 I'll get my coat. 692 01:11:54,678 --> 01:11:57,473 Could you get three dates for my friends? 693 01:12:08,567 --> 01:12:11,862 Otter, holy shit! Otis Day and the Knights! I don't believe this. 694 01:12:14,573 --> 01:12:17,451 It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club. 695 01:12:17,951 --> 01:12:19,870 We'd like to do a tune entitled: 696 01:12:19,953 --> 01:12:21,747 Shama Lama Ding Dong. 697 01:12:21,955 --> 01:12:23,082 So hit it! 698 01:12:34,385 --> 01:12:37,680 Wait till Otis sees us! He loves us! 699 01:12:40,849 --> 01:12:42,351 Oh, my God! 700 01:12:43,352 --> 01:12:45,771 It's dented! 701 01:13:00,577 --> 01:13:02,371 We are going to die. 702 01:13:04,081 --> 01:13:06,166 We're the only white people here. 703 01:13:33,152 --> 01:13:35,946 - Are you sure... - Don't worry about a thing, man. 704 01:13:43,078 --> 01:13:45,164 A double rock 'n' rye, and... 705 01:13:46,165 --> 01:13:47,583 seven Carlings. 706 01:13:51,378 --> 01:13:53,672 Otis! My man! 707 01:14:10,272 --> 01:14:12,149 You girls come here often? 708 01:14:16,779 --> 01:14:18,656 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 709 01:14:19,782 --> 01:14:21,283 This is really fun. 710 01:14:51,647 --> 01:14:53,357 I'm really sorry. 711 01:14:55,359 --> 01:14:57,778 I know what you must be going through. 712 01:15:03,367 --> 01:15:05,160 Would you rather be alone? 713 01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:23,762 - What are you majoring in? - What? 714 01:15:24,471 --> 01:15:28,058 - What are you majoring in? - Primitive cultures. 715 01:15:33,647 --> 01:15:35,482 I need you so much. 716 01:15:39,361 --> 01:15:41,363 I'm here. 717 01:15:45,868 --> 01:15:47,661 Move to your left a little. 718 01:15:48,662 --> 01:15:49,747 Good. 719 01:16:01,175 --> 01:16:02,968 Where do you go to school? 720 01:16:04,970 --> 01:16:08,557 I wonder where Otter is. Maybe I should go look for him. 721 01:16:13,479 --> 01:16:16,065 I used to touch Fawn this way. 722 01:16:18,067 --> 01:16:19,485 I know. 723 01:16:20,069 --> 01:16:21,570 She told me. 724 01:16:22,571 --> 01:16:23,864 She did? 725 01:16:51,266 --> 01:16:53,852 Do you mind if we dance with your dates? 726 01:16:56,063 --> 01:16:58,857 Why, no, not at all. Go right ahead. 727 01:17:11,245 --> 01:17:13,080 If I was in your shoes... 728 01:17:13,455 --> 01:17:16,583 - I'd be... - Leaving. What a good idea 729 01:17:24,675 --> 01:17:27,261 Compose yourself, we got to get out of here! 730 01:17:28,971 --> 01:17:30,764 The Negroes took our dates! 731 01:17:32,266 --> 01:17:34,643 Oh, my God! Please be careful! 732 01:17:36,353 --> 01:17:38,981 This will cost hundreds of dollars to fix! 733 01:17:42,568 --> 01:17:44,069 Oh, my God! 734 01:17:45,863 --> 01:17:46,947 We're out. 735 01:17:54,663 --> 01:17:58,751 What baffles me is why Fawn would go out with boys like that. 736 01:17:58,876 --> 01:18:01,545 - They reminded me of criminals. - They were horrible. 737 01:18:01,670 --> 01:18:04,256 I think Frank was kind of cute. 738 01:18:06,175 --> 01:18:08,260 I really felt sorry for him. 739 01:18:09,553 --> 01:18:11,972 He started crying and... 740 01:18:31,575 --> 01:18:33,160 What did Katy say? 741 01:18:33,243 --> 01:18:35,871 She wasn't home. Where could she be at 6:00 am.? 742 01:18:36,747 --> 01:18:40,167 - What's with you two? - I don't know. Something's wrong. 743 01:18:41,460 --> 01:18:44,755 Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. 744 01:18:51,345 --> 01:18:54,848 You know where Mandy is? She was supposed to help make tea 745 01:18:55,349 --> 01:18:56,350 Sure don't. 746 01:18:56,558 --> 01:18:59,770 She said she was just going to wash her hair. 747 01:19:00,145 --> 01:19:03,649 That's typical. Just when we're doing something important. 748 01:19:05,776 --> 01:19:09,655 I hate to see her make such a chump out of you. 749 01:19:11,657 --> 01:19:13,158 What are you saying? 750 01:19:15,077 --> 01:19:19,164 I'm saying that Mandy and Eric Stratton are having an affair. 751 01:19:20,582 --> 01:19:23,961 But I love you, Greg. That's why I had to tell you. 752 01:19:32,761 --> 01:19:33,971 Babs... 753 01:19:34,847 --> 01:19:37,349 I want you to do something for me. 754 01:19:42,771 --> 01:19:43,981 Good. 755 01:19:49,361 --> 01:19:51,280 - I'm outta here. - Katy? 756 01:19:52,156 --> 01:19:53,365 Good luck. 757 01:20:38,577 --> 01:20:41,080 Hey. Stop blubbering. 758 01:20:41,163 --> 01:20:44,375 When I'm through with this thing, you won't even recognise it. 759 01:20:44,959 --> 01:20:46,961 Come on, Flounder. 760 01:20:47,461 --> 01:20:49,755 You can't worry forever about your mistakes. 761 01:20:50,255 --> 01:20:52,883 You fucked up. You trusted us. 762 01:20:53,676 --> 01:20:56,261 Make the best of it. Maybe we can help you. 763 01:20:56,679 --> 01:21:00,349 That's easy for you to say. What am I going to I tell Fred? 764 01:21:02,851 --> 01:21:04,144 I'll tell you what. 765 01:21:04,478 --> 01:21:08,983 I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but... 766 01:21:09,358 --> 01:21:13,570 you parked it out back last night, and this morning, it was gone. 767 01:21:14,154 --> 01:21:15,864 D-Day takes care of the wreck. 768 01:21:15,948 --> 01:21:21,078 We tell the police. Your brother's insurance buys him a new car. 769 01:21:24,456 --> 01:21:25,874 Will that work? 770 01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,961 It's got to work better than the truth. 771 01:21:29,753 --> 01:21:31,380 My advice to you... 772 01:21:31,755 --> 01:21:33,882 is to start drinking heavily. 773 01:21:34,466 --> 01:21:37,469 Better listen to him. He's in premed. 774 01:21:40,848 --> 01:21:43,559 There you go. Just leave everything to me. 775 01:21:56,363 --> 01:21:57,865 Hi, Katy. 776 01:22:02,745 --> 01:22:03,954 I missed you. 777 01:22:05,164 --> 01:22:08,083 - I was going to call you... - Where are they? 778 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:14,965 Boon, I don't know what to say. 779 01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:18,844 Boon, wait! 780 01:22:20,763 --> 01:22:23,349 - Shit. - Must be in the kitchen. 781 01:22:27,269 --> 01:22:28,771 What's the matter? 782 01:22:35,778 --> 01:22:37,446 There they are. 783 01:22:39,073 --> 01:22:42,076 Are you sure, Babs? Why would Mandy want to see me? 784 01:22:42,451 --> 01:22:45,579 I'm sure I don't know. You'll have to ask her. 785 01:22:47,081 --> 01:22:49,083 As soon as you can get there. 786 01:22:51,085 --> 01:22:52,169 Well... 787 01:22:52,252 --> 01:22:55,255 Do you know the Rainbow Motel on Old Mill Road? 788 01:22:57,383 --> 01:22:59,259 Thank you very much. 789 01:22:59,677 --> 01:23:00,844 Bye. 790 01:23:05,975 --> 01:23:06,976 Teddy! 791 01:23:08,352 --> 01:23:10,854 Did you get the Deltas' grade reports? 792 01:23:11,563 --> 01:23:12,856 Yes. 793 01:23:12,982 --> 01:23:14,483 I have it right here. 794 01:23:15,484 --> 01:23:17,152 Why didn't you tell me? 795 01:23:24,660 --> 01:23:25,869 Good. 796 01:23:50,644 --> 01:23:53,647 It's "Mr. Thoughtful" with a dozen roses for... 797 01:23:53,772 --> 01:23:54,857 you... 798 01:23:56,984 --> 01:23:59,069 One, two, three, four, five. 799 01:23:59,862 --> 01:24:03,866 Looks like we're a couple flowers short, so some of you boys will have to.. 800 01:24:07,578 --> 01:24:09,246 Where are the other two? 801 01:24:09,747 --> 01:24:12,249 Stratton and Schoenstein? 802 01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:16,670 - We looked everywhere, sir, but... - Never mind. It doesn't matter. 803 01:24:17,546 --> 01:24:19,882 You gentlemen seen your midterm grades yet? 804 01:24:20,457 --> 01:24:22,376 They're not posted yet, sir. 805 01:24:22,668 --> 01:24:23,961 I've seen them. 806 01:24:25,671 --> 01:24:26,672 Mr. Kroger... 807 01:24:27,673 --> 01:24:29,883 Two C's, two D's, and an F. 808 01:24:30,259 --> 01:24:32,177 That's a 1.2 grade average. 809 01:24:32,344 --> 01:24:36,265 Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. 810 01:24:38,851 --> 01:24:40,143 Mr. Dorfman. 811 01:24:40,269 --> 01:24:41,854 Hello. 812 01:24:41,979 --> 01:24:43,856 0.2. 813 01:24:46,066 --> 01:24:49,069 Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. 814 01:24:50,779 --> 01:24:51,947 Mr. Hoover. 815 01:24:52,447 --> 01:24:55,951 President of Delta house, 1.6... 816 01:24:56,076 --> 01:24:59,580 four C's and an F. A fine example you set. 817 01:25:00,164 --> 01:25:01,748 Daniel Simpson Day... 818 01:25:03,250 --> 01:25:06,461 has no grade point average. All courses incomplete. 819 01:25:12,467 --> 01:25:14,261 Mr. Blutarsky. 820 01:25:16,263 --> 01:25:19,558 0.0. 821 01:25:22,769 --> 01:25:27,482 Tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what I'm about to tell you. 822 01:25:27,566 --> 01:25:29,484 - What, sir? - You're out! 823 01:25:29,651 --> 01:25:34,948 Finished at Faber! Expelled! I want you off this campus Monday morning! 824 01:25:37,075 --> 01:25:39,661 And I'm sure you'll be happy to know... 825 01:25:41,163 --> 01:25:44,082 that I have notified your local draft boards... 826 01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:46,460 and told them that you are now all... 827 01:25:47,669 --> 01:25:50,964 eligible for military service. 828 01:25:56,053 --> 01:25:57,262 Well? 829 01:25:59,348 --> 01:26:00,682 Well? 830 01:26:04,269 --> 01:26:05,562 Out with it! 831 01:26:19,159 --> 01:26:20,869 Relax, honey. 832 01:26:21,370 --> 01:26:25,582 You know, I know, everybody knows that Otter certainly had it coming. 833 01:26:27,584 --> 01:26:31,046 I don't think the Deltas will be giving us any more trouble. 834 01:26:33,757 --> 01:26:34,758 Greg, honey? 835 01:26:35,551 --> 01:26:37,970 Is it supposed to be this soft? 836 01:26:41,682 --> 01:26:43,183 Christ! 837 01:26:44,059 --> 01:26:46,854 Seven years of college down the drain. 838 01:26:47,771 --> 01:26:50,274 Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps. 839 01:26:50,482 --> 01:26:52,484 My mother's going to kill me. 840 01:26:53,861 --> 01:26:55,153 I knew it. 841 01:26:59,658 --> 01:27:03,078 I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. 842 01:27:03,871 --> 01:27:05,164 Face it. 843 01:27:05,581 --> 01:27:07,666 You threw up on Dean Wormer. 844 01:27:25,767 --> 01:27:26,852 Jesus Christ! 845 01:27:26,977 --> 01:27:29,646 What happened? You look grotesque! 846 01:27:30,147 --> 01:27:34,484 - Some Omegas danced on my face. - Who was it? 847 01:27:37,446 --> 01:27:39,656 It was Greggie and Douggie... 848 01:27:40,365 --> 01:27:43,243 - and some of the other Hitler youth. - What did you do? 849 01:27:43,952 --> 01:27:45,370 I don't know. 850 01:27:45,746 --> 01:27:47,873 They're just animals, I guess. 851 01:27:51,168 --> 01:27:53,170 Looks like I missed something. 852 01:27:53,754 --> 01:27:55,172 You did. 853 01:27:55,464 --> 01:27:57,758 We're all officially kicked out of school. 854 01:27:57,883 --> 01:27:59,760 Wormer just got our grades. 855 01:28:00,761 --> 01:28:02,679 They kicked us out of school? 856 01:28:04,264 --> 01:28:05,682 That makes sense. 857 01:28:07,184 --> 01:28:11,980 - What's this lying around shit? - What should we do, moron? 858 01:28:12,064 --> 01:28:14,358 War's over. Wormer dropped the big one. 859 01:28:14,483 --> 01:28:16,652 What? "Over"? 860 01:28:17,152 --> 01:28:18,779 Did you say "over"? 861 01:28:19,154 --> 01:28:21,782 Nothing's over until we decide it is! 862 01:28:22,157 --> 01:28:25,244 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? 863 01:28:25,577 --> 01:28:26,578 Hell, no! 864 01:28:26,954 --> 01:28:28,956 - Germans? - Forget it, he's rolling. 865 01:28:29,081 --> 01:28:31,250 And it ain't over now. 866 01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:33,877 'Cause when the going gets tough... 867 01:28:40,676 --> 01:28:43,178 the tough get going! Who's with me? 868 01:28:43,762 --> 01:28:45,472 Let's go! Come on! 869 01:28:59,361 --> 01:29:02,364 What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? 870 01:29:03,282 --> 01:29:04,783 Where's the spirit? 871 01:29:06,869 --> 01:29:08,245 Where's the guts? 872 01:29:12,166 --> 01:29:14,877 This could be the greatest night of our lives... 873 01:29:15,460 --> 01:29:18,046 but you're gonna let it be the worst. 874 01:29:19,173 --> 01:29:22,885 "We're afraid to go with you, Bluto. We might get in trouble." 875 01:29:22,968 --> 01:29:25,679 Just kiss my ass from now on. 876 01:29:26,054 --> 01:29:31,268 Not me! I won't take this! Wormer is a dead man! 877 01:29:31,351 --> 01:29:35,647 - Dead! Neidermeyer... - Dead. 878 01:29:36,773 --> 01:29:38,275 Bluto's right. 879 01:29:38,859 --> 01:29:40,068 Psychotic... 880 01:29:40,569 --> 01:29:42,279 but absolutely right. 881 01:29:43,780 --> 01:29:45,657 We got to take these bastards. 882 01:29:49,244 --> 01:29:51,955 We could fight them with conventional weapons. 883 01:29:52,372 --> 01:29:54,082 That could take years... 884 01:29:54,583 --> 01:29:56,460 cost millions of lives. 885 01:30:00,380 --> 01:30:02,174 In this case... 886 01:30:02,382 --> 01:30:04,843 I think we have to go all out. 887 01:30:06,053 --> 01:30:08,764 I think this situation absolutely requires... 888 01:30:10,182 --> 01:30:14,353 a really futile and stupid gesture... 889 01:30:14,561 --> 01:30:16,563 be done on somebody's part. 890 01:30:17,356 --> 01:30:19,358 We're just the guys to do it. 891 01:30:24,446 --> 01:30:25,948 Let's do it. 892 01:30:26,073 --> 01:30:28,158 Let's do it! 893 01:30:31,078 --> 01:30:32,246 Go! Go! Go! 894 01:31:23,463 --> 01:31:24,464 Tommy? 895 01:31:27,759 --> 01:31:28,844 Hi. 896 01:31:29,178 --> 01:31:30,179 Hi. 897 01:31:30,762 --> 01:31:31,847 I'm Larry. 898 01:31:32,181 --> 01:31:34,183 Remember me? I took you to the party. 899 01:31:34,850 --> 01:31:36,059 Wait a minute. 900 01:31:45,444 --> 01:31:48,655 So how come you show up now? I didn't expect to see you. 901 01:31:48,864 --> 01:31:51,950 I never got a chance to say good night to you after the party. 902 01:31:52,451 --> 01:31:54,870 They almost pumped my stomach. 903 01:31:55,454 --> 01:31:57,581 Can we take a walk or something? 904 01:31:58,165 --> 01:32:01,668 - What do you mean, "or something"? - I could get some beer. 905 01:32:02,377 --> 01:32:06,048 Not tonight, okay? Besides, you might get lucky without it. 906 01:32:12,679 --> 01:32:16,266 Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. 907 01:32:16,475 --> 01:32:19,144 I lied to you. I've never done this before. 908 01:32:19,770 --> 01:32:22,272 You've never made out with a girl before? 909 01:32:22,356 --> 01:32:26,860 I've never done what I think we're going to do in a minute. I sort of did once.. 910 01:32:26,944 --> 01:32:28,862 That's okay. Neither have I. 911 01:32:31,448 --> 01:32:33,075 Besides... 912 01:32:33,867 --> 01:32:36,161 - I lied, too. - Yeah? What about? 913 01:32:36,453 --> 01:32:38,372 I'm only 13. 914 01:32:44,962 --> 01:32:46,171 Hi, there! 915 01:32:48,966 --> 01:32:50,384 Marvellous day. 916 01:32:50,467 --> 01:32:52,970 Excuse me, please. Pardon me. 917 01:32:55,973 --> 01:32:59,476 Off that mailbox! That's government property. Move it. 918 01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:05,148 Would you hold this? 919 01:33:08,652 --> 01:33:10,070 Thank you. 920 01:33:14,074 --> 01:33:16,743 My kid can't see. Can he stand in front of you? 921 01:33:16,869 --> 01:33:18,245 No. 922 01:33:24,168 --> 01:33:25,460 Hoover! 923 01:33:30,674 --> 01:33:32,050 Where's Boon? 924 01:33:32,676 --> 01:33:34,761 I don't think you should stay around here. 925 01:33:35,971 --> 01:33:37,848 What are you talking about? 926 01:33:40,184 --> 01:33:42,144 We all got expelled last night. 927 01:33:42,769 --> 01:33:44,146 What? 928 01:33:44,646 --> 01:33:45,772 Why? 929 01:33:46,773 --> 01:33:48,984 - Where's Boon? - Listen to me. 930 01:33:49,067 --> 01:33:51,778 I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now. 931 01:34:05,876 --> 01:34:08,253 May I have 10,000 marbles, please? 932 01:34:11,757 --> 01:34:12,883 Testing. 933 01:34:14,384 --> 01:34:17,971 It gives me great pleasure to present... 934 01:34:18,847 --> 01:34:21,683 this ceremonial gold-plated whistle... 935 01:34:22,684 --> 01:34:26,146 to this year's honorary grand marshal... 936 01:34:26,271 --> 01:34:28,774 Dean Vernon Wormer. 937 01:34:34,863 --> 01:34:36,281 Mr. Marshal... 938 01:34:36,865 --> 01:34:40,077 the streets of Faber are yours. 939 01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:41,662 Thank you, Mr. Mayor. 940 01:35:17,773 --> 01:35:18,857 Let's go. 941 01:35:53,767 --> 01:35:55,977 Sequence! Hut! 942 01:35:57,270 --> 01:35:59,064 Faber! 943 01:37:49,966 --> 01:37:51,551 Thank you, God! 944 01:37:55,972 --> 01:37:58,183 Those guys are coming pretty fast. 945 01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:19,871 - What the fuck's going on? - I don't know. 946 01:38:21,665 --> 01:38:23,959 Let's stop this now. Charge! 947 01:38:38,056 --> 01:38:40,559 Get up, you faggots! Charge! 948 01:38:40,684 --> 01:38:42,978 Stand up and fight, for Christ's sake! 949 01:38:51,361 --> 01:38:53,572 Faggots! 950 01:39:06,251 --> 01:39:08,045 Remain calm. 951 01:39:08,462 --> 01:39:10,047 All is well. 952 01:39:30,567 --> 01:39:31,777 Cut the cake! 953 01:39:39,868 --> 01:39:40,869 Look! 954 01:39:58,678 --> 01:40:00,263 Oh, my God! 955 01:40:27,249 --> 01:40:29,084 Let's take the cheese. 956 01:40:33,755 --> 01:40:36,174 I hate those guys. 957 01:40:43,849 --> 01:40:45,267 Ramming speed! 958 01:40:59,156 --> 01:41:02,075 Oh, boy, is this great! 959 01:41:05,746 --> 01:41:07,873 All is well! 960 01:41:08,665 --> 01:41:12,252 You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now. 961 01:41:12,461 --> 01:41:13,670 Remain... 962 01:41:23,847 --> 01:41:26,975 This may seem an inopportune moment to ask, Dean Wormer... 963 01:41:27,059 --> 01:41:30,270 but do you think you could give us one more chance? 964 01:41:40,947 --> 01:41:42,866 Daddy! Mom! 965 01:41:43,450 --> 01:41:45,077 This is Larry Kroger... 966 01:41:45,160 --> 01:41:47,162 the boy who molested me last month. 967 01:41:47,245 --> 01:41:48,747 We have to get married. 968 01:41:48,872 --> 01:41:51,666 We should discuss this some other time, sir. 969 01:42:03,970 --> 01:42:05,472 Come out of there! 970 01:42:09,267 --> 01:42:11,561 Come on out, you bastards! 971 01:42:11,770 --> 01:42:14,648 - Who is it? - You know damn well! 972 01:42:14,773 --> 01:42:18,568 I'm sorry. You'll have to come back later. I'm doing the dishes. 973 01:42:26,660 --> 01:42:28,245 Look at my thumb. 974 01:42:30,455 --> 01:42:32,082 Gee, you're dumb. 975 01:42:52,144 --> 01:42:53,145 Bye! 976 01:42:54,479 --> 01:42:56,481 Excuse me. Pardon me. 977 01:43:12,956 --> 01:43:14,750 Neidermeyer! 978 01:43:54,581 --> 01:43:57,084 Don't you guys think you've had enough? 979 01:43:57,376 --> 01:44:00,253 Okay, now I'm really mad. 980 01:44:00,545 --> 01:44:01,755 Now you've had it! 981 01:44:01,880 --> 01:44:06,385 Officer, please, for God's sake, they're looting the Food King! 982 01:44:07,260 --> 01:44:09,471 Come back and fight! 983 01:44:12,766 --> 01:44:14,685 No prisoners!