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(soft rumbling, growing louder)
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(train wheels
thumping rhythmically)
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(traffic passing)
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("Just What I Am" by Kid Cudi
featuring King Chip playing)
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org
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♪ I'm just what you made, God ♪
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- ♪ Not many I trust ♪
- (turns up volume)
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♪ I'm-a go my own way, God ♪
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♪ Take my fate
to wherever you want ♪
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♪ I'm out here, on my son ♪
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♪ Won't stop
till I get me some ♪
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♪ Club hopping,
trying to get me some ♪
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♪ Bad bitches
wanna get me sprung ♪
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♪ Early in the morning,
I'm waking, baking ♪
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♪ Drinking, contemplating ♪
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♪ Ain't no such thing as Satan ♪
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♪ Evil is what you make it ♪
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♪ Thank the Lord
for that burning bush ♪
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♪ That big-body Benz
I was born to push ♪
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♪ On my way, I'm burning kush ♪
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♪ Nigga, don't be
worried 'bout us ♪
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♪ Neighbors knocking
on the door ♪
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♪ Asking can we
turn it down... ♪
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Jesus!
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(tires screeching)
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- ♪ Ain't no music... ♪
- (horns blaring)
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- ♪ I ♪
- ♪ I need ♪
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♪ Need smoke ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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- (turns down volume)
- ♪ I need ♪
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♪ I... ♪
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
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♪ To smoke ♪
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♪ Who gon' hold me down now? ♪
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♪ I wanna get high, y'all ♪
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- ♪ Whoa ♪
- (seat belt clicks)
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♪ I wanna get high, y'all ♪
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♪ Need it, need it
to get by... ♪
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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♪ Need it to get by, y'all. ♪
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- (alarm bell ringing over TV)
- (stabbing, woman grunting)
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- (woman shouts, man groans)
- (blade slices)
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(dramatic soundtrack playing)
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MAN (over TV):
Get back!
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- (coughing)
- (chatter continues over TV)
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I love this movie.
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They-they shot this
on Staten Island.
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(alarm bell continues over TV)
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- (gunshot) - Whew!
- Oh!
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- Oh!
- Ooh, God!
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- Awesome.
- Hell yeah.
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- Ew!
- (groans)
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OSCAR:
That's my shit.
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This movie makes no sense.
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Why-why would the government
make a purge legal?
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- Clearly to let them blow off some steam. Hello.
- Yeah.
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- That's why you go to the spa.
- Yeah. Or the therapist.
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- Or get your nails done.
- SCOTT: Or...
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Or murder some folks. Hmm?
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I mean, come on, guys.
I-I brought Tara over
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so that we could
get out of this basement.
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Let's go out.
Let's go dancing.
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- I love dancing.
- Let's do something.
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We don't go out.
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We don't dance.
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- The Purge is not enough for you?
- KELSEY: No.
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Does anybody else like dancing?
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- I like it.
- TARA: Yes, me!
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- You do?
- I love dancing.
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Yes.
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He loves...
He's a really good dancer.
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What's your favorite move?
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It's kind of like a shake.
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- A shake? That's...
- I don't know.
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I just do whatever
the m-music tells me to do.
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There's nothing but douchebags
at these clubs.
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- I love it here, man. It's safe.
- Oh, but, come on.
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God, you just sit here all day,
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- and then smoke weed and jerk each other off.
- Yeah.
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That sounds amazing.
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I've never been jerked off
by any of my friends.
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Me, either.
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I like your tattoos.
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- I knew you would, right?
- Those are... (gasps)
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- Oh, my God. That...
- No, don't talk to him.
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- He has, he has chlamydia.
- I had.
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- Oh, my God.
- Had chlamydia.
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- It's curable.
- And you introduced me to
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the girl that gave me chlamydia,
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so you basically
gave me chlamydia.
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You assisted the chlamydia.
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He doesn't have insurance.
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- He can't get the meds.
- TARA: It's fine.
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I act... I actually did
some of those.
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TARA:
You did?
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You know I got to rep
the island.
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- RICHIE: Hey. - Staten Island.
- TARA: Wow, Staten.
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- S.I., you know.
- Yeah.
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- Looks so good.
- Thank you.
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- TARA: You have a bunch of tattoos also.
- Yeah.
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- What is that date?
- Oh. - OSCAR: Ooh.
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Uh, that's, uh, the date
my Dad died.
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Oh, my God, your dad died?
I'm so sorry.
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Don't be. It's fine.
It's totally cool.
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- So, what happened?
- OSCAR: Ooh!
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- KELSEY: Okay, you don't need to ask.
- No.
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- No, no, no, no.
- Don't ask that.
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It's kind of inappropriate.
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Uh, he was a, he was a fireman.
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So, he died in a fire.
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Oh, my God.
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- Yeah, we knew.
- Yeah, we knew.
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- We don't like to talk about it.
- We knew.
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OSCAR:
That's why we don't bring it up.
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- Apologize to Scott.
- It's the right thing to do.
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- You should say sorry.
- Apologize or get out.
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It's not okay.
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Scott, um, I just wanted to say
that I'm really sorry
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- that I asked about your tattoo.
- KELSEY: Yeah.
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(laughter)
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(laughs):
What?
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KELSEY:
He doesn't care. It's fine.
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- RICHIE: He doesn't care.
- Look at him.
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- He's laughing so much.
- SCOTT: I don't care.
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We talk about his dead dad
all the time.
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(laughter)
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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Not your dad.
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- (laughter)
- KELSEY: That's my favorite one.
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Oh, my God, that's so funny.
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We've made so many jokes
about it.
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SCOTT (laughing):
Oh, my God, I don't even...
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- I don't even miss him at all.
- TARA: So funny.
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KELSEY:
Yeah.
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(laughter dies down)
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(panting) Oh!
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
that's pretty good.
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Keep-keep doing that!
Keep doing that!
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- Are-are you, are you happy?
- (moans)
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Yes, yes, it's fucking great!
Keep going!
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(moaning)
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No, wait, d-d... don't stop!
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(moaning)
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(panting)
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Did you, um, did you,
did you come?
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(laughs):
Well, yes.
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Were you there?
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(laughs):
Yeah, I did.
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- Like, six times.
- Cool.
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- Awesome.
- It was great.
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- Did you?
- No, no, no.
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But it's okay. I-I had fun.
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I had fun back there.
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(laughs):
Yeah.
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You know, I feel bad
that you never do.
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No, I-I do all the time.
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I just... you know, I don't put
on a Broadway show like you do.
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You know, I'm-I'm more quiet.
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I'm more like Charlie Chaplin
when I come.
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- Like a silent movie.
- Silent movie.
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(laughs)
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Um, do you think
it's the antidepressants?
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Oh, yeah, for sure.
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Yeah. If I didn't have
the antidepressants,
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I'd come in, like,
eight seconds.
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And then you wouldn't come.
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And then you'd be depressed.
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And then you would
have to take antidepressants.
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- I don't know, can I say something? I, um...
- Yeah.
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I just still don't understand
why this is such a big secret.
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You know why it's a big secret.
'Cause it's special.
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It's-it's, like, our thing,
you know?
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It-it wouldn't be special
if everybody knew about it.
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Yeah, but I don't
just want to do this.
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Yeah, I totally get that.
So, should we stop?
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No, I...
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I don't know, like, this...
like, what is this?
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- And I don't know why...
- This?
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- This is...
- I want to do what normal people do.
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Yeah, I know.
I just, you know, I...
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It-it might be weird, you know.
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We've known each other
for, like, ever.
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Since fourth grade.
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It would be like incest.
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(laughs):
No, it wouldn't.
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No, it's like, yeah,
w-we're best pals,
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and I wouldn't want to, like,
jeopardize our friendship
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or something like that
over something...
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not silly, but, you know,
it's just... it's a big risk.
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But we've already
done the deed.
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- I mean, what else is there?
- "Done the deed"?
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- (laughs): I don't know.
- But, you know, it's just,
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- you deserve somebody way better than me.
- What?
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(chuckles):
You're a good guy.
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- You're a good guy. I like you.
- Uh...
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Well, I... Based on what?
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I mean, I like you, too.
It's just like...
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(sighs)
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All right, can I just tell you...
can I tell you something?
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But can you, like,
not tell anybody?
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Well, people probably know,
but, like... (sighs)
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There's, like,
something wrong with me.
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- Like, mentally, like...
- What?
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Like, I'm not okay up there.
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You know? Like...
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I-I get all mad,
acting, like, crazy,
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and I, and I make really insane,
impulsive decisions.
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And I get...
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I'm d... I'm scared o-of myself,
and I don't...
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I don't want to,
like, scare you or me
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or, like, hurt anyone, you know?
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So, I think
it would just be best
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and really responsible of me
if I just backed off, you know?
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I don't want you to f-feel
like that about yourself.
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Oh, no, it's...
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I just, I just don't want
to offend you, you know?
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You're... you're the best.
I think you're the greatest.
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I know you think I'm great.
I'm awesome.
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I feel bad that you don't
think you're great.
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(alarm beeping)
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(sighs)
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♪ ♪
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(exhales)
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Hey, honey.
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I made you an omelet.
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What are you gonna wear to
your sister's graduation party?
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I was thinking, what about
one of your dad's suits?
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I don't know.
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I-I don't think I'm really
a suit guy, you know?
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Plus-plus, all those suits
are out of style, so...
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You know, I thought
they were back in style.
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And... can you not smoke pot
before the party?
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Why?
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Because it smells.
You smell bad.
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And no vaping because
they're gonna think it's pot.
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The uncle is a cop.
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We don't need
that kind of trouble.
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Fuck that guy.
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I hate this family.
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They're so rich and snooty.
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They've been really nice
to Claire.
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Hey, Mom. You got me
the plastic containers.
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00:09:12,439 --> 00:09:14,474
I just need the cardboard boxes
I can throw away.
244
00:09:14,508 --> 00:09:16,776
But they're so good
for storing things.
245
00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:18,512
Yeah, but I don't have
any storage.
246
00:09:18,545 --> 00:09:20,447
- My closet's, like, two feet wide.
- (Margie groans)
247
00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,517
Hey, Claire, do you even want me
at your graduation party?
248
00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:26,386
Do I want you to go?
I don't care.
249
00:09:26,419 --> 00:09:29,255
Just... It's weird
if you don't go.
250
00:09:29,288 --> 00:09:30,490
That wasn't exactly
a warm invitation.
251
00:09:30,524 --> 00:09:32,659
Yeah, well, it's not the part
I'm looking forward to most.
252
00:09:32,692 --> 00:09:34,260
But I want you to be there.
253
00:09:34,293 --> 00:09:36,262
- MARGIE: She wants you to go.
- SCOTT: No, she doesn't.
254
00:09:36,295 --> 00:09:38,163
- She just said it.
- CLAIRE: No, I don't want him to go.
255
00:09:38,197 --> 00:09:40,534
He has to go.
256
00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:43,202
Just don't sit on the couch
in the corner the whole time.
257
00:09:43,235 --> 00:09:44,538
- It's weird.
- SCOTT: No, I don't see the problem
258
00:09:44,571 --> 00:09:45,639
with sitting
in the corner, okay?
259
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,841
There's some people
that go to the party and dance,
260
00:09:47,874 --> 00:09:49,776
and there's some people
that sit in the corner.
261
00:09:49,809 --> 00:09:50,777
I'm the corner guy.
262
00:09:50,810 --> 00:09:53,245
Accept your brother.
263
00:09:53,279 --> 00:09:55,382
Also, don't try
to fuck Layla, okay?
264
00:09:55,415 --> 00:09:57,149
She told you
she's not interested.
265
00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,485
What are you talking about?
266
00:09:58,518 --> 00:10:00,286
I never tried
to hook up with her.
267
00:10:00,319 --> 00:10:03,122
She's always trying to fuck me,
and I-I have to avoid it
268
00:10:03,155 --> 00:10:06,626
at all costs,
out of respect for you.
269
00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:09,295
I just thought she looked
really good in those pants.
270
00:10:09,328 --> 00:10:11,297
- Jesus.
- Thought that was a nice thing to say.
271
00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:13,633
- Just don't.
- I didn't know I would get MeToo'd for it.
272
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,535
Dad's suits are vacuum-sealed
in the garage.
273
00:10:15,569 --> 00:10:17,637
- Yeah?
- Just pick yourself a nice one.
274
00:10:17,671 --> 00:10:19,171
You have to look nice.
275
00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:21,340
We're celebrating
your sister's achievements.
276
00:10:21,374 --> 00:10:23,710
You're gonna miss her
when she's gone.
277
00:10:23,743 --> 00:10:26,580
Yeah. Celebrate me.
278
00:10:49,803 --> 00:10:52,171
(sniffing)
279
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,682
(exhales, clears throat)
280
00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:06,353
Wow, this, uh...
this all happened so fast.
281
00:11:06,386 --> 00:11:08,521
I-I can't believe
you're graduating already.
282
00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:14,126
I'm gonna really miss you.
283
00:11:19,799 --> 00:11:21,368
ANNOUNCER (over TV):
Round two.
284
00:11:21,401 --> 00:11:22,502
- Fight!
- (buttons clicking)
285
00:11:22,535 --> 00:11:24,571
SCOTT:
Yo, where'd you get this?
286
00:11:24,604 --> 00:11:26,640
This shit does not taste
very good.
287
00:11:26,673 --> 00:11:29,442
What are you talking about?
This shit's fire, dawg.
288
00:11:29,476 --> 00:11:31,378
Do you guys even really
get high anymore?
289
00:11:31,411 --> 00:11:32,646
I-I don't really think
I get high anymore.
290
00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:35,247
I think I just
kind of am myself.
291
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,182
I haven't been high
in a while, man.
292
00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:38,685
But I still do it.
293
00:11:38,718 --> 00:11:40,720
I like the lifestyle.
294
00:11:40,754 --> 00:11:41,955
RICHIE:
I'm mad high.
295
00:11:41,988 --> 00:11:43,823
OSCAR:
Yo, tell Scotty about
296
00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:45,358
how you're being catfished.
297
00:11:45,392 --> 00:11:46,225
- Who?
- You!
298
00:11:46,258 --> 00:11:47,661
RICHIE:
How you're being catfished, bro.
299
00:11:47,694 --> 00:11:48,461
Tell him the truth.
300
00:11:48,495 --> 00:11:49,763
You got a girlfriend?
What's up?
301
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:50,597
- No.
- IGOR: Yeah.
302
00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:52,331
- (chuckles): That's awesome.
- Yes.
303
00:11:52,365 --> 00:11:53,633
- (Richie chuckles)
- Her name is Carla.
304
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,802
- We talk on the phone.
- RICHIE: Nah, dude.
305
00:11:55,835 --> 00:11:58,605
Like, this girl, like,
slid into his DMs, and, like,
306
00:11:58,638 --> 00:12:00,540
I don't know, she, like,
asked him out or whatever.
307
00:12:00,573 --> 00:12:02,274
- But hundred percent a trick, dude.
- OSCAR: She...
308
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:03,643
- She's bad, but that's not yours.
- SCOTT: Why?
309
00:12:03,677 --> 00:12:05,310
RICHIE:
And she's, like, so hot, dude.
310
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,312
Yo, she, like,
hangs out on yachts.
311
00:12:07,346 --> 00:12:08,448
- Like, yo.
- Oh, come on.
312
00:12:08,481 --> 00:12:09,916
- No, no, like, no.
- Dude...
313
00:12:09,949 --> 00:12:10,817
Like, it's not real, like...
314
00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:12,519
Bro, they're just
being jealous, bro.
315
00:12:12,552 --> 00:12:13,920
They're just jealous
'cause you're getting that...
316
00:12:13,953 --> 00:12:15,388
Oh, yeah, that's a catfish.
317
00:12:15,422 --> 00:12:17,289
Oh, you getting catfished
like a motherfucker!
318
00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:18,458
- Oh, my God!
- RICHIE: Right, dude?
319
00:12:18,491 --> 00:12:19,859
- Bro...
- SCOTT: What does she...
320
00:12:19,893 --> 00:12:22,462
Straight up, I'm-a send myself
this one, honestly.
321
00:12:22,495 --> 00:12:25,297
Honestly, dude,
she's fucking fake.
322
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,933
She thinks I'm hot.
323
00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:29,301
How? You guys never even
seen each other.
324
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,570
How come you guys
don't FaceTime?
325
00:12:30,603 --> 00:12:32,505
Tell Scotty
why you don't FaceTime.
326
00:12:32,539 --> 00:12:34,808
Her phone camera's broken, but
she sent me all these photos.
327
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,609
- RICHIE: Yeah.
- OSCAR: Bro, these are Google Images.
328
00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:38,343
- RICHIE: Exactly, dude.
- SCOTT: Shit, you don't know that.
329
00:12:38,378 --> 00:12:39,779
Maybe-maybe this girl is,
uh, is into Igor.
330
00:12:39,813 --> 00:12:42,415
Well, you know,
he's-he's, you know, cute.
331
00:12:42,449 --> 00:12:44,918
OSCAR: Yo, like, you don't even
know how to talk to girls.
332
00:12:44,951 --> 00:12:46,686
What do you even
talk to her about?
333
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,420
(knocking on glass)
334
00:12:47,454 --> 00:12:49,589
- OSCAR: Igor.
- IGOR: Mm-hmm.
335
00:12:49,622 --> 00:12:52,425
Go get that shit, bro.
What are you doing?
336
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:54,427
Yo, he is the worst assistant.
337
00:12:54,461 --> 00:12:55,595
SCOTT: He's clearly
going through a lot.
338
00:12:55,628 --> 00:12:57,764
How much for, like, six Xanax?
339
00:12:57,797 --> 00:12:58,898
Six.
340
00:12:58,932 --> 00:13:00,600
What do we have?
What do we have?
341
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:03,302
- Who needs six Xanax?
- IGOR: I got one, two...
342
00:13:03,335 --> 00:13:04,738
I got three right here, I think.
343
00:13:04,771 --> 00:13:05,772
One, two...
344
00:13:05,805 --> 00:13:07,907
Is this a... Yeah.
345
00:13:07,941 --> 00:13:09,609
- How you doing?
- I'm all right.
346
00:13:09,642 --> 00:13:12,277
Yo, you're Jimmy Bags' brother,
right?
347
00:13:12,311 --> 00:13:14,848
- Yes, bro.
- (chuckles)
348
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:18,017
Tell your brother he's a bitch.
349
00:13:18,051 --> 00:13:19,953
- You understand that?
- Yeah. I do.
350
00:13:19,986 --> 00:13:22,689
- Say it back to me.
- He's a bitch. He's a bitch.
351
00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:24,691
And now, you know what?
352
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,593
I got four,
but you're paying for six.
353
00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:28,428
Nah, come on.
That's my fucking brother, bro.
354
00:13:28,461 --> 00:13:29,929
- Like, what are you...
- Nah. Nah, dude.
355
00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:30,930
I hate your brother.
356
00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:32,966
And now you look like
a little version of him,
357
00:13:32,999 --> 00:13:34,567
and I want to punch you
in the face.
358
00:13:34,601 --> 00:13:37,437
So, instead of doing that,
just give me 60.
359
00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:38,638
I only got 40.
360
00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:40,406
Then go home, do chores,
and come back.
361
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,508
- I don't give a fuck.
- I-I can't.
362
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:44,343
I stole it from my mom's purse,
but she only had 40.
363
00:13:44,377 --> 00:13:46,746
Well, then, give me your shoes.
364
00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:47,881
No, bro, I can't.
365
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,582
OSCAR: Just give me your shoes
and we'll call it a day.
366
00:13:49,616 --> 00:13:52,051
- Hey, what size are you?
- (scoffs) Like, a nine.
367
00:13:52,085 --> 00:13:53,119
Those'll fit you.
368
00:13:53,153 --> 00:13:54,687
- Igor, you can have those.
- IGOR: I'll take 'em.
369
00:13:54,721 --> 00:13:55,822
OSCAR:
Look at that, Igor got a gift.
370
00:13:55,855 --> 00:13:57,857
- He's not a fucking nine.
- Fuck you!
371
00:13:57,891 --> 00:13:59,425
You don't make fun of my friend!
372
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:00,426
He-he can't get on
fucking roller coasters,
373
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:01,494
- he's that small.
- Shut the fuck up! - Whoa!
374
00:14:01,528 --> 00:14:02,529
- We make fun of him!
- How is he gonna wear them?
375
00:14:02,562 --> 00:14:04,731
- You don't make fun of him!
- He's our friend.
376
00:14:04,764 --> 00:14:06,466
He rides roller coasters
all the time.
377
00:14:06,499 --> 00:14:08,101
We make fun of him, not you.
378
00:14:08,134 --> 00:14:09,803
He's, like, a size five,
bro, like...
379
00:14:09,836 --> 00:14:10,603
Yo! Stop!
380
00:14:10,637 --> 00:14:12,739
Get the fuck away
from my window.
381
00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:14,741
You guys are a bunch
of fucking pussies.
382
00:14:14,774 --> 00:14:17,677
Mom, he's saying he's gonna wear
these cargo shorts to the party.
383
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:18,511
Oh, no.
384
00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:20,713
What? I told you
to wear Dad's suit.
385
00:14:20,747 --> 00:14:22,715
I don't want to wear
Dad's old suit, okay?
386
00:14:22,749 --> 00:14:24,818
- I have my own personal style, and I...
- Get the fuck off me!
387
00:14:24,851 --> 00:14:26,953
- Don't do that!
- I-I don't want to wear a suit, okay?
388
00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:29,956
- (arguing continues)
- I think, I think I'm gonna throw up.
389
00:14:29,989 --> 00:14:31,825
I think I have the flu.
390
00:14:31,858 --> 00:14:34,093
Oh, oh, okay. Just-just breathe
through your nose.
391
00:14:34,127 --> 00:14:35,695
(breathing through nose)
One second.
392
00:14:35,728 --> 00:14:37,397
Oh, shut up.
Mom, he looks like
393
00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:38,932
he fucking sells crack
under a bridge.
394
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,534
I know the guy who sells crack
under the bridge, okay?
395
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:42,402
And he looks awesome.
396
00:14:42,435 --> 00:14:44,938
Just put on the suit,
Scott, please.
397
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:45,939
No! It's not fair!
398
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,574
She thinks she's, like,
princess of the world...
399
00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:48,474
Okay, well, then just please
400
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:49,776
be respectful for
two fucking seconds!
401
00:14:49,809 --> 00:14:50,944
...because she graduated
high school.
402
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,946
Everybody graduates high school!
403
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:53,913
- CLAIRE: Shut up!
- Scott!
404
00:14:53,947 --> 00:14:55,748
- ♪ Oh, she's a jolly good fellow ♪
- Oh.
405
00:14:55,782 --> 00:14:56,916
- Mom, please...
- (singing continues)
406
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:58,451
Just put on the suit.
407
00:14:58,484 --> 00:14:59,452
Be respectful.
408
00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:00,854
I'll be home in an hour.
409
00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:02,822
Fine!
410
00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:03,957
CLAIRE:
Thank you.
411
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,792
(sighs)
412
00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:07,493
How are you feeling?
413
00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:12,899
I'm sorry.
414
00:15:12,932 --> 00:15:16,135
I tried to warn you,
but you were on the phone.
415
00:15:16,169 --> 00:15:19,138
Thanks for letting me
use your phone.
416
00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:21,741
My family has problems, too.
417
00:15:21,774 --> 00:15:23,109
CLAIRE:
I love this house.
418
00:15:23,142 --> 00:15:24,577
SCOTT:
If you have money,
419
00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:27,180
why would you ever
live in Staten Island?
420
00:15:27,213 --> 00:15:29,182
♪ ♪
421
00:15:29,215 --> 00:15:31,584
(girls laughing)
422
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,487
(Margie chuckles)
423
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,623
- CLAIRE: Oh, God. Yeah.
- JOANNE: So good.
424
00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:39,025
JOANNE'S MOTHER:
We are so proud
425
00:15:39,058 --> 00:15:40,660
of our daughter Joanne...
426
00:15:40,693 --> 00:15:43,630
and Claire, who's been at
our house so much over the years
427
00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:45,164
you feel like
our second daughter.
428
00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:49,035
Thank you, Margie, for lending
her to us all these years.
429
00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:54,674
You guys have worked so hard,
and we are so, so proud of you.
430
00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:57,911
(quietly): Jesus Christ, dial
it back, you fucking fruits.
431
00:15:57,944 --> 00:15:58,578
JOANNE'S FATHER:
Joanne,
432
00:15:58,611 --> 00:16:01,447
you are a very special girl.
433
00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:04,050
You made our dreams
come true, too.
434
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,084
You're my sweet angel.
435
00:16:05,118 --> 00:16:06,920
No, she's not.
436
00:16:06,953 --> 00:16:08,755
It's such an honor
to be your parents.
437
00:16:08,788 --> 00:16:11,024
You've taught us as much as
we've taught you. Claire...
438
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,092
JOANNE'S MOTHER:
You've been through so much,
439
00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:14,227
and you've done so well,
440
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,629
so much better than any of us
could have handled it.
441
00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:18,631
Your dad Stan would be
so proud of you.
442
00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:20,199
He's looking down at you
right now.
443
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:21,534
Yes, he is.
444
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:22,802
No, he's not.
445
00:16:22,835 --> 00:16:24,871
A toast to Joanne and Claire.
446
00:16:24,904 --> 00:16:26,105
- JOANNE'S FATHER: So proud.
- (scattered cheers)
447
00:16:26,139 --> 00:16:28,174
Congratulations!
448
00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:29,676
- (Lizzo's "Juice" playing)
- GIRLS: ♪ Please don't ♪
449
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:30,877
♪ Make me have to take
your bitch ♪
450
00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:32,645
♪ How I roll, if I'm shining ♪
451
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,881
♪ Everybody gonna shine... ♪
452
00:16:34,914 --> 00:16:37,684
- What's up, Todd?
- What's up, Scott?
453
00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:39,552
You going to college,
too, someday?
454
00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:41,220
I'd like to, yeah.
I'd go study law.
455
00:16:41,254 --> 00:16:42,755
Oh, yeah?
That's awesome, man.
456
00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:44,757
That sounds really cool.
Do you have any weed?
457
00:16:44,791 --> 00:16:46,159
- I do.
- Could I have some?
458
00:16:46,192 --> 00:16:48,861
- Definitely. I'll go grab it.
- Cool. Thanks, Todd.
459
00:16:50,063 --> 00:16:51,564
Fucking home run, Todd.
460
00:16:51,597 --> 00:16:55,668
It makes me sad
to think of my little sister
461
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:57,103
sitting in
that sad little house,
462
00:16:57,136 --> 00:16:59,238
- waiting for her son to be perfect.
- (mutters)
463
00:16:59,272 --> 00:17:02,008
(chuckles):
I'm not.
464
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,276
Then you're wasting all of this.
465
00:17:03,309 --> 00:17:05,178
All of it's getting wasted.
466
00:17:05,211 --> 00:17:06,447
- You're a mess.
- You're wasted.
467
00:17:06,479 --> 00:17:08,581
Mom would be so disappoin... Mom
would be disappointed in you.
468
00:17:08,614 --> 00:17:09,716
You're the one
who's always wasted.
469
00:17:09,749 --> 00:17:12,018
You're wasting. It's like
leaving food on the table.
470
00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:13,753
(both laugh)
471
00:17:13,786 --> 00:17:14,887
Come on.
472
00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:16,889
- Let me take you out.
- It's so hard to meet people.
473
00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:18,624
- I'm totally open.
- No, it's... I mean, God...
474
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:19,692
You're not open at all.
475
00:17:19,726 --> 00:17:21,594
- It's really hard to meet people.
- You're a liar.
476
00:17:21,627 --> 00:17:22,662
You're not open.
"Hard to meet people"?
477
00:17:22,695 --> 00:17:23,863
- I'm in the E.R. All I see is, like...
- You meet...
478
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,299
- You meet a hundred people a night.
- People who were shot...
479
00:17:26,332 --> 00:17:27,734
Yeah, they're shot.
480
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:29,869
They're-they're, uh,
they're criminals.
481
00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:31,270
- Stop limiting yourself.
- Who am I gonna meet?
482
00:17:31,304 --> 00:17:32,071
Stop limiting yourself.
483
00:17:32,105 --> 00:17:33,239
- But I'm at the hospital.
- Yeah.
484
00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:34,273
- They're not all criminals.
- You meet people at work.
485
00:17:34,307 --> 00:17:36,809
- That's what it's...
- Some of them are victims.
486
00:17:36,843 --> 00:17:38,144
Doll...
487
00:17:38,177 --> 00:17:40,947
You know, we could put you on
two shifts a week,
488
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,716
- just-just, just to try it.
- I don't need a job.
489
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,084
I, uh, I got a contact
at a tattoo shop.
490
00:17:45,118 --> 00:17:46,886
I'm-I'm hoping for
an apprenticeship, so...
491
00:17:46,919 --> 00:17:48,721
Then you're gonna need
some money.
492
00:17:48,755 --> 00:17:51,157
Yeah, some of these guys
walk away with 80 bucks in tips.
493
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:53,793
Scott, your cousin's offering
you a job. Consider it, okay?
494
00:17:53,826 --> 00:17:55,862
If you're good at it,
you can become a waiter.
495
00:17:55,895 --> 00:17:57,830
Why are you offering me
a job anyway?
496
00:17:57,864 --> 00:18:01,300
Because I told your father
I'd always look out for you.
497
00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:03,269
How?
He died suddenly in a fire.
498
00:18:03,302 --> 00:18:05,004
Uh, did you ask his ghost?
499
00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,340
That's not witty, Scott.
500
00:18:07,374 --> 00:18:09,342
Your dark sense of humor
doesn't work for me.
501
00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:10,309
I find it funny.
502
00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:13,746
It's your sister's big day.
Be a gentleman.
503
00:18:15,382 --> 00:18:17,917
Okay, we lost a few guys
in an ICE raid.
504
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,919
Ah, shit. Sorry.
505
00:18:19,952 --> 00:18:21,821
Maybe you should work
and go to college.
506
00:18:21,854 --> 00:18:24,924
- College is bullshit!
- Oh.
507
00:18:24,957 --> 00:18:26,926
You know who went to Harvard?
The Unabomber.
508
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,929
You know who went to Temple?
Bill Cosby.
509
00:18:29,962 --> 00:18:32,231
You know who else who went
to Temple? Ted Bundy.
510
00:18:32,265 --> 00:18:35,701
You know who went to Hofstra?
Bernie Madoff.
511
00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:38,171
You know who went to Wharton?
Donald Trump.
512
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,672
It's all a scam.
513
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:43,009
Okay, well, maybe
I shouldn't go, then.
514
00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:45,711
Oh, no, you'll have
the time of your life.
515
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:48,047
CLAIRE:
Hey, Scott.
516
00:18:49,082 --> 00:18:50,883
Sit down.
517
00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:52,051
Okay.
518
00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:53,586
I got you this.
519
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:06,899
So, what-what is, uh,
what is, what is this?
520
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:09,602
It's paintbrushes
and some paint.
521
00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:13,106
Well, I know you're into art,
so I thought you could
522
00:19:13,139 --> 00:19:14,974
expand your horizons
while I'm gone.
523
00:19:15,007 --> 00:19:17,910
You got a gift receipt for this?
524
00:19:17,944 --> 00:19:20,113
- You okay?
- Fine... Yeah.
525
00:19:20,146 --> 00:19:21,381
Wh-What do you mean?
Yeah, I'm...
526
00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:22,549
You gonna be okay
without me here?
527
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,751
What, you don't think I can
survive here without you?
528
00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:27,253
Okay, just don't be
a dick, okay?
529
00:19:27,286 --> 00:19:30,156
Like, be nice to Mom, okay?
Don't give her a hard time.
530
00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:32,392
- She deserves a break.
- I always give her a-a break.
531
00:19:32,426 --> 00:19:35,061
What are you... When's...
When am I gonna get my break?
532
00:19:35,094 --> 00:19:36,229
Like...
533
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,697
What are you talking about?
534
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,866
All anyone ever does
is worry about you.
535
00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:41,934
I was ignored my entire
childhood 'cause of you.
536
00:19:41,968 --> 00:19:44,371
Oh, yeah, I forgot that
my childhood was so dandy.
537
00:19:44,404 --> 00:19:46,205
Okay, you don't get
to act crazy your whole life
538
00:19:46,239 --> 00:19:47,273
just 'cause Dad died, okay?
539
00:19:47,306 --> 00:19:48,841
At least you got to know him.
540
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,209
Well, you're lucky you didn't
get to know him, okay?
541
00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:51,811
'Cause that's why
you're almost normal.
542
00:19:51,844 --> 00:19:53,779
If you got to know him,
you would've known that he was,
543
00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:55,748
like, the fucking
coolest guy ever,
544
00:19:55,781 --> 00:19:57,750
and that would've
ruined the rest of your life.
545
00:19:57,783 --> 00:19:59,419
Okay, like,
but what are you gonna do?
546
00:19:59,453 --> 00:20:02,688
Are you gonna get a job or
are you gonna leave the house?
547
00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:03,856
I don't know.
548
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:06,393
I-I'm gonna open
that tattoo restaurant.
549
00:20:06,426 --> 00:20:08,127
No, like, for real.
550
00:20:08,161 --> 00:20:09,095
I am being real.
551
00:20:09,128 --> 00:20:10,930
It's a great...
It's never been done before.
552
00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:12,298
I looked it up.
I googled it.
553
00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:14,133
It's never been done,
not even as a joke.
554
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,302
Because no one wants
to go to a restaurant
555
00:20:16,335 --> 00:20:18,804
and watch people get tattooed
while they eat.
556
00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:20,840
- It's gross.
- It's the best idea ever.
557
00:20:20,873 --> 00:20:23,142
Ruby Tattoosdays,
where everyone's welcome.
558
00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:25,044
- Chicken and tattoos.
- That's not a business!
559
00:20:25,077 --> 00:20:26,913
You know, you got to get
your shit together.
560
00:20:26,946 --> 00:20:28,181
Time is passing by very quickly.
561
00:20:28,214 --> 00:20:30,283
That's why I smoke weed
all the time, okay?
562
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,351
It slows it all down.
563
00:20:31,385 --> 00:20:34,020
(sighs):
Fucking God.
564
00:20:34,053 --> 00:20:35,922
See, I'm worried about you.
565
00:20:35,955 --> 00:20:37,790
Well, why now?
You never gave a shit.
566
00:20:37,823 --> 00:20:39,792
You, like, literally never
cared until this second.
567
00:20:39,825 --> 00:20:40,993
Like, wh-what, what gives?
568
00:20:41,027 --> 00:20:42,828
You never looked out
for me once.
569
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:43,664
You're my older brother.
570
00:20:43,696 --> 00:20:45,164
You're supposed
to look out for me.
571
00:20:45,198 --> 00:20:46,933
You're-you're just guilty
'cause you're leaving?
572
00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:48,301
Now, all of a sudden,
you're afraid I'm gonna die?
573
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,903
I was gonna die anyway,
whether you stay or not.
574
00:20:50,937 --> 00:20:53,005
- Are you gonna hurt yourself?
- Probably.
575
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:54,508
Yeah, I'm probably
gonna hurt myself.
576
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,309
I don't know how, but yeah.
577
00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:01,047
If anybody could do it, it's me.
578
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,916
This is why I don't talk to you,
'cause the one thing I know is
579
00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:06,420
you're not gonna listen
to my advice, so...
580
00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:07,787
SCOTT:
Yeah, well, why would I?
581
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:08,955
Like, you don't even
give a shit.
582
00:21:08,988 --> 00:21:09,789
You're-you're leaving.
583
00:21:09,822 --> 00:21:10,890
You're not even
part of the family.
584
00:21:10,923 --> 00:21:13,326
I'm the only fucking
normal person in this family.
585
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,094
Jesus. You know...
586
00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:17,763
Every second I'm away from you,
I'm worrying about you.
587
00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,232
That's what you do to people.
588
00:21:19,265 --> 00:21:20,266
You should be worried.
589
00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:24,103
Okay, don't fucking
ruin college for me, okay?
590
00:21:24,136 --> 00:21:25,104
Go!
591
00:21:25,137 --> 00:21:26,305
Fine.
592
00:21:26,339 --> 00:21:28,508
Hey, you should bring that
chipper personality to college.
593
00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:30,276
Guys will love it.
594
00:21:31,578 --> 00:21:33,312
(over TV):
Hello.
595
00:21:33,346 --> 00:21:34,313
(gags)
596
00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:37,351
(groaning)
597
00:21:37,384 --> 00:21:41,187
- Okay, let's see my to-do list.
- (Scott chuckles)
598
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:44,156
Yo, we're finished
packing the car.
599
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:46,259
You want to come out
and say goodbye or...?
600
00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:48,528
Oh, well, yeah,
this is almost over.
601
00:21:48,562 --> 00:21:50,530
No, like, we're leaving.
602
00:21:50,564 --> 00:21:52,532
- Oh. She's leaving?
- Like, to go to college, you know?
603
00:21:52,566 --> 00:21:54,133
- Oh, oh, my bad.
- Yeah, four years, so...
604
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,002
- Oh, all right.
- Let's go.
605
00:21:56,035 --> 00:21:58,372
Nope, like... Go. Come on.
606
00:21:58,405 --> 00:22:00,306
Uh, don't worry about me, okay?
607
00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:02,576
This is really hard right now.
(laughs)
608
00:22:02,609 --> 00:22:04,877
- You don't seem fine.
- (sobs)
609
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:07,913
I'm so proud of you.
610
00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:10,316
(sobs)
611
00:22:10,349 --> 00:22:12,419
I love you.
612
00:22:12,452 --> 00:22:13,420
Uh, okay.
613
00:22:13,453 --> 00:22:15,054
(laughs)
614
00:22:15,087 --> 00:22:17,857
You're the light of my life.
615
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:19,426
CLAIRE:
Oh. (sniffling)
616
00:22:19,459 --> 00:22:20,427
Okay. (laughs)
617
00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:22,161
(Claire sighs)
618
00:22:22,995 --> 00:22:25,298
Thanks for helping us
pack the car.
619
00:22:25,331 --> 00:22:26,265
SCOTT:
I'm sorry.
620
00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:28,968
I didn't realize
you guys were done already.
621
00:22:30,269 --> 00:22:31,605
Be nice to Mom.
622
00:22:31,638 --> 00:22:34,173
And please respond to my texts.
623
00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:36,008
I will. Don't worry about it.
624
00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:39,812
And, um... I-I'll come
visit you at some point.
625
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,448
(smacks lips)
626
00:22:41,481 --> 00:22:43,015
Okay. All right.
627
00:22:43,049 --> 00:22:44,250
- Yeah.
- (sighs)
628
00:22:44,283 --> 00:22:46,285
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
629
00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:47,186
(sniffles)
630
00:22:47,219 --> 00:22:50,122
- MARGIE: Fly.
- (laughs)
631
00:22:51,591 --> 00:22:53,259
(whimpers)
632
00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:55,161
(car door closes)
633
00:22:55,194 --> 00:22:56,329
(engine starts)
634
00:22:58,030 --> 00:22:59,399
(over stereo):
♪ Keep on hoping we'll eat ♪
635
00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:01,401
- ♪ Cake by the ocean ♪
- (Claire whoops)
636
00:23:01,435 --> 00:23:03,969
- ♪ Talk to me, baby... ♪
- (music fades)
637
00:23:13,112 --> 00:23:14,614
SCOTT (quietly):
Hey.
638
00:23:14,648 --> 00:23:16,916
(chuckles softly)
Hey.
639
00:23:16,949 --> 00:23:18,618
Uh...
640
00:23:18,652 --> 00:23:21,655
I was thinking of finally
seeing that Game of Thrones.
641
00:23:21,688 --> 00:23:23,657
Should I binge it?
642
00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:25,224
Oh, it's a,
it's a pretty violent show.
643
00:23:25,257 --> 00:23:27,126
You sure you could watch that?
644
00:23:27,159 --> 00:23:29,596
I work in an emergency room.
645
00:23:29,629 --> 00:23:30,597
Right, yeah.
646
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:33,433
So, you could probably handle
a good pillage.
647
00:23:33,467 --> 00:23:34,368
Yeah.
648
00:23:34,401 --> 00:23:37,269
Okay, well, maybe
I'll start watching it.
649
00:23:37,303 --> 00:23:38,538
- Yeah.
- You watch it with me?
650
00:23:38,572 --> 00:23:43,109
Um, well, I actually just kind
of finished it, so I-I don't...
651
00:23:43,142 --> 00:23:45,612
It's really fresh in my mind,
so I-I would probably...
652
00:23:45,645 --> 00:23:46,813
- Okay.
- I can watch some of them.
653
00:23:46,847 --> 00:23:49,683
Uh, I don't think I can watch
all of them again, but...
654
00:23:49,716 --> 00:23:51,518
- Well...
- I'll see you later, then.
655
00:23:51,551 --> 00:23:53,520
All right.
656
00:23:53,553 --> 00:23:55,522
Uh, are you okay?
657
00:23:55,555 --> 00:23:58,525
Or... (grunts)
658
00:23:58,558 --> 00:23:59,659
Oh. Yeah?
659
00:23:59,693 --> 00:24:00,660
- Come on.
- (sniffles)
660
00:24:00,694 --> 00:24:02,462
Uh, it's, it-it's...
661
00:24:02,496 --> 00:24:04,029
It's okay. It's...
662
00:24:04,063 --> 00:24:06,198
I-I'm here. Uh, I'm here.
663
00:24:06,232 --> 00:24:08,502
Don't-don't worry about it.
664
00:24:08,535 --> 00:24:09,369
- She's, you know...
- (sobs)
665
00:24:09,403 --> 00:24:11,538
Well, she's only, like,
45 minutes away,
666
00:24:11,571 --> 00:24:15,007
and she'll-she'll probably
call in, like, five minutes.
667
00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:17,544
- (sniffles)
- But, hey.
668
00:24:17,577 --> 00:24:20,079
You still got me, right?
669
00:24:21,381 --> 00:24:23,082
Yeah.
670
00:24:27,219 --> 00:24:28,154
Oh, shit.
671
00:24:28,187 --> 00:24:30,189
- (laughing)
- Hey, hey!
672
00:24:31,123 --> 00:24:34,126
OSCAR: See, you got to
hold it like this.
673
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,729
TARA:
Let's see. Oh.
674
00:24:35,762 --> 00:24:38,330
- Oh, yeah!
- Oh!
675
00:24:38,998 --> 00:24:40,734
Hey, hey, wait. Hey, hey, guys.
676
00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:42,736
Look, look.
677
00:24:42,769 --> 00:24:44,103
You can't be here, man.
678
00:24:44,136 --> 00:24:45,572
- Y-You got to go.
- KELSEY: Why?
679
00:24:45,605 --> 00:24:48,107
GUARD: It's private property,
that's why.
680
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:50,309
It's an abandoned orphanage.
Why can't we be here?
681
00:24:50,342 --> 00:24:51,678
RICHIE:
Who gives a shit, man?
682
00:24:51,711 --> 00:24:52,813
What are you doing here?
683
00:24:52,846 --> 00:24:54,448
You fucking protecting
the ghosts of dead orphans?
684
00:24:54,481 --> 00:24:57,451
Look, fat Kanye,
shut your damn mouth.
685
00:24:57,484 --> 00:25:00,152
I'll be back in five minutes
for you assholes.
686
00:25:00,186 --> 00:25:02,321
If you're still here,
I'm calling the cops, period.
687
00:25:02,355 --> 00:25:04,491
You better get the cops, man,
'cause you're a fake cop.
688
00:25:04,524 --> 00:25:06,359
- You need the real ones.
- GUARD: Motherfuckers.
689
00:25:06,393 --> 00:25:08,595
- Fuck all of y'all.
- IGOR: I feel bad.
690
00:25:08,628 --> 00:25:10,062
We-we were a little too mean.
691
00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:11,631
- SCOTT: Yeah.
- He's nice.
692
00:25:11,665 --> 00:25:12,833
Yeah, he's a really good guy.
693
00:25:12,866 --> 00:25:17,471
See, that guy... that is what is
wrong with Staten Island.
694
00:25:17,504 --> 00:25:20,640
We don't get any cool people
from any of the other boroughs.
695
00:25:20,674 --> 00:25:21,741
No one comes here.
696
00:25:21,775 --> 00:25:24,210
We're stuck with the
fucking pricks that live here.
697
00:25:24,243 --> 00:25:26,011
You're talking about us.
698
00:25:26,045 --> 00:25:27,246
Right in front of us.
699
00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:28,247
KELSEY:
Yeah, kinda.
700
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,683
I mean, no one comes here.
701
00:25:29,716 --> 00:25:31,718
There's no flow of people.
That guy's, like, 200.
702
00:25:31,751 --> 00:25:33,185
We've known him
since we were six.
703
00:25:33,219 --> 00:25:34,754
Why can't we be cool
like Brooklyn?
704
00:25:34,788 --> 00:25:37,089
There's no reason we shouldn't
be cool like Brooklyn.
705
00:25:37,122 --> 00:25:39,392
We got amazing views.
It's close to the city.
706
00:25:39,426 --> 00:25:41,595
It's cheap. Nice people.
It makes no sense.
707
00:25:41,628 --> 00:25:44,230
We're, like, the only place
that New Jersey looks down on.
708
00:25:44,263 --> 00:25:47,166
- You could see the garbage dump from space.
- (Tara laughs)
709
00:25:47,199 --> 00:25:48,635
This place is
never gonna change.
710
00:25:48,668 --> 00:25:50,336
No, it happened to
the Meatpacking District,
711
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,270
the Village.
712
00:25:51,303 --> 00:25:53,406
Brooklyn used to be
a fucking shithole.
713
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,273
We are next.
714
00:25:54,306 --> 00:25:55,307
I'm gonna take
my civil service test.
715
00:25:55,341 --> 00:25:57,644
I'm gonna work in the city,
in city planning.
716
00:25:57,677 --> 00:25:59,779
You watch, this place is gonna
be like fucking Williamsburg
717
00:25:59,813 --> 00:26:02,449
- in ten years.
- RICHIE: No, all right? No. Nobody wants that.
718
00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:04,784
Why do you want to work in
the city and do city planning?
719
00:26:04,818 --> 00:26:05,785
That sounds so boring.
720
00:26:05,819 --> 00:26:07,319
I feel like Brooklyn is better.
721
00:26:07,354 --> 00:26:09,054
I dated a guy
that lived in Brooklyn.
722
00:26:09,088 --> 00:26:10,122
He was a mixologist.
723
00:26:10,155 --> 00:26:12,692
He made ice cubes out of milk.
724
00:26:12,726 --> 00:26:14,794
- He was so classy.
- OSCAR: Shut up!
725
00:26:14,828 --> 00:26:16,763
I love Staten Island.
726
00:26:16,796 --> 00:26:17,731
It's amazing.
727
00:26:17,764 --> 00:26:19,799
And people are gonna
see it soon, trust me.
728
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:21,401
SCOTT:
Well, if you love it so much,
729
00:26:21,434 --> 00:26:23,102
why don't you let me
tattoo it on you?
730
00:26:23,135 --> 00:26:25,104
No, I'm not gonna let you
tattoo me again.
731
00:26:25,137 --> 00:26:26,105
Fine.
732
00:26:26,138 --> 00:26:29,174
Well, I need somebody to tattoo.
733
00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:30,544
I'm, I-I'm running out of...
734
00:26:30,577 --> 00:26:32,144
Come on, Rich.
What about you, man?
735
00:26:32,177 --> 00:26:34,213
- Don't even look at me, dude.
- Why?
736
00:26:34,246 --> 00:26:36,148
Your work is mad inconsistent.
737
00:26:36,181 --> 00:26:37,417
Obama ain't right.
738
00:26:37,450 --> 00:26:38,818
SCOTT:
I got the eyes wrong, okay?
739
00:26:38,852 --> 00:26:39,786
RICHIE:
He's not right.
740
00:26:39,819 --> 00:26:42,254
All right, man,
this has hurt me, all right?
741
00:26:42,288 --> 00:26:43,623
I don't have
any black friends anymore.
742
00:26:43,657 --> 00:26:45,592
I can't go to
a barber shop no more.
743
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:48,495
You got Obama wrong.
Ain't nothing worse than that.
744
00:26:48,528 --> 00:26:50,830
What about you, Igor?
You want a dragon or something?
745
00:26:50,864 --> 00:26:52,532
Oh, I love your tattoos.
746
00:26:52,566 --> 00:26:53,667
My brother?
747
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:54,834
It's a spitting image.
748
00:26:54,868 --> 00:26:56,403
- SCOTT: Yeah. It's one of the best.
- It's my favorite.
749
00:26:56,436 --> 00:26:57,837
No, no, no, no.
This is my favorite.
750
00:26:57,871 --> 00:26:58,939
Oh, you killed that.
751
00:26:58,972 --> 00:27:00,473
- Yeah, I really worked hard on the eyes.
- Just...
752
00:27:00,507 --> 00:27:02,609
He's so cute.
I love his butthole.
753
00:27:02,642 --> 00:27:04,544
It reminds me that I have
a belly button.
754
00:27:04,578 --> 00:27:06,513
- So, I'm good.
- Yeah, I got to go.
755
00:27:06,546 --> 00:27:09,549
(chuckles): Watching you beg
to give tattoos is too sad.
756
00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:11,818
(laughs):
And that's freaking me out.
757
00:27:11,851 --> 00:27:13,720
- (tattoo gun buzzing)
- SCOTT: We're almost done.
758
00:27:13,753 --> 00:27:14,888
- (Igor groans)
- Almost.
759
00:27:14,921 --> 00:27:16,856
(panting sharply)
760
00:27:16,890 --> 00:27:18,692
(seabirds squawking in distance)
761
00:27:18,725 --> 00:27:20,125
All right.
762
00:27:20,159 --> 00:27:21,728
- You're all done.
- That looks really good.
763
00:27:21,761 --> 00:27:23,329
Yeah, I mean, I wish
764
00:27:23,363 --> 00:27:25,197
you'd let me do
something cooler, but yeah.
765
00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:26,733
Oh, fuck no.
That hurts so bad.
766
00:27:26,766 --> 00:27:29,335
- Another dumb tattoo.
- SCOTT: Yeah, but I-I like the pain.
767
00:27:29,369 --> 00:27:31,538
The-the pain is the whole point
of getting tattoos.
768
00:27:31,571 --> 00:27:33,238
Don't you just love
when you're getting tattooed,
769
00:27:33,272 --> 00:27:34,908
and it hits the bone
and pinches a nerve,
770
00:27:34,941 --> 00:27:36,208
and you're like...
(pained groan)
771
00:27:36,241 --> 00:27:37,744
I'm not a fan of the pain.
772
00:27:37,777 --> 00:27:39,613
You shouldn't let him
do it to you, all right?
773
00:27:39,646 --> 00:27:40,447
He's inconsistent.
774
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,582
OSCAR:
I think that tattoo's dumb.
775
00:27:42,616 --> 00:27:44,684
Y'all should've told me
when you saw the design.
776
00:27:44,718 --> 00:27:45,619
It says, "Unfollow me."
777
00:27:45,652 --> 00:27:47,354
You don't even have
that many followers.
778
00:27:47,387 --> 00:27:49,489
Carla follows me.
779
00:27:49,522 --> 00:27:51,223
- Bro, she's imaginary.
- OSCAR: Carla not real.
780
00:27:51,256 --> 00:27:52,459
Carla's not real, dude.
781
00:27:52,492 --> 00:27:54,494
RICHIE: How many times
do we have to say this?
782
00:27:54,527 --> 00:27:56,529
- SCOTT: She's not real.
- (insect buzzing)
783
00:27:56,563 --> 00:27:57,831
I hate bugs, dawg.
784
00:27:57,864 --> 00:27:58,932
I'm a gangster!
785
00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:00,367
SCOTT:
No, that's a bee, bro!
786
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,502
OSCAR:
There's a kid down there.
787
00:28:02,535 --> 00:28:04,236
- Yo, kid!
- (chuckles): Oh, yo.
788
00:28:04,269 --> 00:28:06,205
- Yo, kid, what's up?
- Oh, shit, there is a kid.
789
00:28:06,238 --> 00:28:07,641
What are you doing?
790
00:28:07,674 --> 00:28:09,476
You hanging out on the beach?
Come here, come here.
791
00:28:09,509 --> 00:28:11,778
Don't-don't be shy.
No stranger danger here.
792
00:28:11,811 --> 00:28:12,946
I'm not gonna touch you.
793
00:28:12,979 --> 00:28:14,381
- What's up, pal?
- What are you doing?
794
00:28:14,414 --> 00:28:15,548
I'm looking for my friend.
795
00:28:15,582 --> 00:28:16,950
(mocking):
"Looking for my friend."
796
00:28:16,983 --> 00:28:19,686
- (Richie laughs)
- You want to be friends with us?
797
00:28:19,719 --> 00:28:21,688
We're the good guys, right?
798
00:28:21,721 --> 00:28:22,956
- You can hang out with us, pal.
- Come on.
799
00:28:22,989 --> 00:28:25,190
Let me get some of that.
Put it right there.
800
00:28:25,224 --> 00:28:26,393
- (fists bump)
- (imitates explosion)
801
00:28:26,426 --> 00:28:28,795
- Ho! (laughs)
- You gang.
802
00:28:28,828 --> 00:28:30,229
Part of the gang.
803
00:28:30,262 --> 00:28:31,665
SCOTT:
Gang.
804
00:28:31,698 --> 00:28:32,799
What's that?
805
00:28:32,832 --> 00:28:33,933
Uh, it's a tattoo gun.
806
00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,402
I was giving the homeys tattoos.
807
00:28:35,435 --> 00:28:37,537
- I want a tattoo.
- (laughter)
808
00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:39,572
- You're a tough guy?
- SCOTT: Really?
809
00:28:39,606 --> 00:28:41,775
- Sure, young guy. You want a tattoo?
- Yeah.
810
00:28:41,808 --> 00:28:44,309
Dude, kid wants a tattoo.
That's my guy right there.
811
00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:45,277
Bro, you-you can't
give him a tattoo.
812
00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:46,479
- He's a little kid.
- Yeah, there we go.
813
00:28:46,513 --> 00:28:48,815
- You want a tattoo?
- Bro, I got to practice on something.
814
00:28:48,848 --> 00:28:50,282
- Yeah.
- He seems old enough.
815
00:28:50,315 --> 00:28:51,918
- OSCAR: You a tough guy?
- Yeah.
816
00:28:51,951 --> 00:28:53,252
- You a badass.
- (laughter)
817
00:28:53,285 --> 00:28:54,487
Come on,
show those muscles, kid.
818
00:28:54,521 --> 00:28:56,356
- Come on. Both arms, both arms.
- RICHIE: Yeah, there you go.
819
00:28:56,389 --> 00:28:58,358
- Put 'em up.
- SCOTT: You got tickets to the gun show?
820
00:28:58,391 --> 00:28:59,993
- There it is. There it is.
- All right. - There we go.
821
00:29:00,026 --> 00:29:01,695
- What's your name?
- Harold.
822
00:29:01,728 --> 00:29:02,862
I'm-a call you Harry.
823
00:29:02,896 --> 00:29:04,431
Don't. It's Harold.
824
00:29:04,464 --> 00:29:06,298
- Oh.
- RICHIE (chuckles): Okay.
825
00:29:06,331 --> 00:29:08,233
- Hell yeah.
- I like this kid.
826
00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:09,869
I need him in my life.
827
00:29:09,903 --> 00:29:11,303
He has structure.
828
00:29:11,336 --> 00:29:12,237
(lighter clicks)
829
00:29:12,271 --> 00:29:14,306
Guys, I don't think
that's a good idea.
830
00:29:14,339 --> 00:29:16,843
I mean... we don't listen
to anything you say.
831
00:29:16,876 --> 00:29:19,446
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean, why do you even try to give us advice?
832
00:29:19,479 --> 00:29:21,715
SCOTT: So, what do you want
a tattoo of?
833
00:29:21,748 --> 00:29:22,449
The Punisher.
834
00:29:22,482 --> 00:29:24,349
- The Punisher?
- RICHIE: Okay.
835
00:29:24,384 --> 00:29:25,752
- That's tough, man.
- SCOTT: All right.
836
00:29:25,785 --> 00:29:28,455
He could've said anything.
He said The Punisher.
837
00:29:28,488 --> 00:29:30,623
Oh, yeah, I could do that.
Is that it?
838
00:29:30,657 --> 00:29:31,791
Yeah, that's him.
839
00:29:31,825 --> 00:29:33,760
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
840
00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:36,730
Do I have your legal permission
to do this?
841
00:29:36,763 --> 00:29:38,565
- Yes.
- That's good enough for me.
842
00:29:38,598 --> 00:29:40,332
- How about you guys?
- OSCAR: Holds up in court.
843
00:29:40,366 --> 00:29:41,434
You guys heard it. All right.
844
00:29:41,468 --> 00:29:42,802
Yo, he can't get consent.
He's ten.
845
00:29:42,836 --> 00:29:46,372
Now, hold still, okay?
'Cause it is permanent.
846
00:29:46,406 --> 00:29:48,908
Yo, guys. Stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
847
00:29:48,942 --> 00:29:50,744
- Put your game face on.
- SCOTT: Don't worry, dude.
848
00:29:50,777 --> 00:29:53,480
This will just be on you
for the rest of your life.
849
00:29:53,513 --> 00:29:55,448
- (tattoo gun buzzing)
- There you go.
850
00:29:55,482 --> 00:29:57,016
- Look at you, tough guy.
- RICHIE: There you go.
851
00:29:57,050 --> 00:29:59,352
- (screams) I don't want to do it!
- Uh...
852
00:29:59,385 --> 00:30:00,420
- I don't wanna!
- Well, I got to finish it.
853
00:30:00,453 --> 00:30:01,688
- Now there's just a line.
- OSCAR: Calm down, man.
854
00:30:01,721 --> 00:30:04,023
- You're gonna look stupid. Sit back down. Relax.
- Calm down.
855
00:30:04,057 --> 00:30:05,558
- Sit down. Do it.
- Relax.
856
00:30:05,592 --> 00:30:07,026
- RICHIE: Whoa! Hey!
- Hey! - Hey!
857
00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:08,895
- Hey, run! Run, kid!
- Hey!
858
00:30:08,928 --> 00:30:10,930
Run, little man! Run!
859
00:30:10,964 --> 00:30:12,832
Run!
860
00:30:12,866 --> 00:30:14,434
Goddamn it.
861
00:30:14,467 --> 00:30:15,902
I fucking believed
in that kid, man.
862
00:30:15,935 --> 00:30:19,639
He seemed so tough at first,
uh, but then immediately wasn't.
863
00:30:19,672 --> 00:30:21,541
That's why I don't fuck
with millennials, dude.
864
00:30:21,574 --> 00:30:24,744
Again, we are the millennials.
865
00:30:24,778 --> 00:30:26,746
He keeps saying that, but
I don't know what that means.
866
00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:29,916
I regret my friendship
with you guys.
867
00:30:29,949 --> 00:30:32,786
(heavy knocking)
868
00:30:41,561 --> 00:30:43,396
Yeah, hello.
My name's Raymond Bishop.
869
00:30:43,429 --> 00:30:45,698
This is my son, Harold.
Say hello, Harold.
870
00:30:45,732 --> 00:30:46,933
I'm sorry.
871
00:30:46,966 --> 00:30:48,868
What's going on?
872
00:30:48,902 --> 00:30:50,670
Well, it seems your son
was down in the woods
873
00:30:50,703 --> 00:30:52,839
giving out free tattoos, and
my son was one of his victims.
874
00:30:52,872 --> 00:30:54,841
What?
Well, I-I don't understand.
875
00:30:54,874 --> 00:30:57,610
How do you know it was my son?
How'd you get this address?
876
00:30:57,644 --> 00:30:59,979
I have my ways.
Believe me, I have my ways.
877
00:31:00,013 --> 00:31:00,947
Are you a cop?
878
00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:02,749
No, I'm a fireman, okay?
I work for a living.
879
00:31:02,782 --> 00:31:04,083
Look at this.
Do you believe this?
880
00:31:04,117 --> 00:31:05,819
You see that there?
See that line?
881
00:31:05,852 --> 00:31:07,887
I don't know if you
burn these off or what,
882
00:31:07,921 --> 00:31:08,888
but we're taking care of this
883
00:31:08,922 --> 00:31:10,490
and you're paying for it,
you understand me?
884
00:31:10,523 --> 00:31:12,859
- I don't know what this is.
- Scott! Oh.
885
00:31:12,892 --> 00:31:14,661
I am... I'm so sorry.
886
00:31:14,694 --> 00:31:15,862
I-I-I...
887
00:31:15,895 --> 00:31:18,097
There's an aesthetic laser
at the hospital where I work,
888
00:31:18,131 --> 00:31:20,066
and it can completely remove it.
889
00:31:20,099 --> 00:31:21,501
Uh, I get a discount.
890
00:31:21,534 --> 00:31:22,635
I'm-I'm gonna pay
for the whole thing.
891
00:31:22,669 --> 00:31:24,838
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm... I feel terrible.
892
00:31:24,871 --> 00:31:25,839
You should feel terrible!
893
00:31:25,872 --> 00:31:26,773
Look at that!
894
00:31:26,806 --> 00:31:28,908
- What's up? Oh, fuck.
- Ah, there he is.
895
00:31:28,942 --> 00:31:31,511
- You get your ass out here!
- Hey, he said he was 18.
896
00:31:31,544 --> 00:31:34,047
He looks like he's four,
you fucking moron! Sorry.
897
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,882
- He consented!
- He's lying.
898
00:31:35,915 --> 00:31:37,750
- Harold, come on!
- RAY: Course he's lying!
899
00:31:37,784 --> 00:31:40,119
You can't have consent!
He's nine years old!
900
00:31:40,153 --> 00:31:41,721
Dad, let's go.
You're embarrassing me.
901
00:31:41,754 --> 00:31:42,922
We're not going anywhere, okay?
902
00:31:42,956 --> 00:31:43,756
He's just a little kid!
903
00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:44,691
What the fuck
is wrong with you?!
904
00:31:44,724 --> 00:31:46,693
Uh, he was roaming around
in the woods.
905
00:31:46,726 --> 00:31:48,428
He wanted a tattoo.
W-Where were you?
906
00:31:48,461 --> 00:31:50,063
I was at fucking work!
907
00:31:50,096 --> 00:31:51,030
- Fuck you! - Hey!
- Come out here!
908
00:31:51,064 --> 00:31:52,632
If I was you,
I'd shut your fucking mouth,
909
00:31:52,665 --> 00:31:53,766
because I can
call the cops right now
910
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,767
and have your ass
thrown in jail.
911
00:31:54,801 --> 00:31:56,936
- For what?
- For sticking needles in a kid's arm,
912
00:31:56,970 --> 00:31:57,937
you fucking dope!
913
00:31:57,971 --> 00:31:59,906
Did you even raise him?
Did you even raise him?
914
00:31:59,939 --> 00:32:01,975
You know, there's no reason
to call the cops.
915
00:32:02,008 --> 00:32:05,011
I can handle this and I can
also handle disciplining him.
916
00:32:05,044 --> 00:32:07,080
Well, clearly you can't or you
wouldn't have a middle-aged son
917
00:32:07,113 --> 00:32:10,583
still living at home, tattooing
minors against their will!
918
00:32:10,617 --> 00:32:12,051
I asked him to do it.
919
00:32:12,085 --> 00:32:13,920
- It's not his fault.
- That's right. That's my man.
920
00:32:13,953 --> 00:32:16,122
Go wait in the car.
Harold, go on.
921
00:32:16,155 --> 00:32:17,757
- (sighs)
- And don't raise your voice at me, either.
922
00:32:17,790 --> 00:32:18,725
Later, Harold.
923
00:32:18,758 --> 00:32:20,827
Don't say goodbye to my kid.
Look both ways.
924
00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:22,695
- Look both ways!
- Go to your room.
925
00:32:22,729 --> 00:32:23,796
- I am!
- Watch your mouth.
926
00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:26,599
For your information,
I am not a middle-aged man.
927
00:32:26,633 --> 00:32:29,168
I'm a 24-year-old man,
and I'm going to my room
928
00:32:29,202 --> 00:32:30,870
'cause I fucking want to.
929
00:32:30,904 --> 00:32:34,474
What kind of fucking animal are
you raising in this house, huh?
930
00:32:34,507 --> 00:32:35,708
I'm bringing you the bill.
931
00:32:35,742 --> 00:32:36,943
I don't care what it costs,
all right?
932
00:32:36,976 --> 00:32:39,579
- I mean, what the fuck is going on around here?
- All right.
933
00:32:39,612 --> 00:32:40,980
Just give me a day
to arrange the laser.
934
00:32:41,014 --> 00:32:42,749
All right.
You know, you know something?
935
00:32:42,782 --> 00:32:43,983
I-Is his father home?
Where's his dad?
936
00:32:44,017 --> 00:32:45,919
I-I don't, I don't want
to fucking yell at you.
937
00:32:45,952 --> 00:32:47,921
He's deceased.
938
00:32:48,955 --> 00:32:50,757
Oh.
939
00:32:50,790 --> 00:32:52,458
Well, uh...
(clears throat)
940
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:54,060
I'm, uh, sorry for your loss.
941
00:32:54,093 --> 00:32:55,528
I'm sure if he was still around,
942
00:32:55,561 --> 00:32:56,763
he would agree with
the fact that,
943
00:32:56,796 --> 00:32:59,565
you know, you should
still pay for it.
944
00:33:02,168 --> 00:33:04,537
(woman humming a tune)
945
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,141
Comically huge mustache.
946
00:33:08,174 --> 00:33:09,976
Is this what he looked like?
947
00:33:10,009 --> 00:33:11,477
That's exactly
what he looked like.
948
00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:13,546
- You're scared of me. (laughs)
- Yeah.
949
00:33:13,579 --> 00:33:14,781
Yo, he-he...
And that's not funny.
950
00:33:14,814 --> 00:33:16,616
He burst into the door,
started screaming,
951
00:33:16,649 --> 00:33:18,618
and his mustache was
flapping all over the place.
952
00:33:18,651 --> 00:33:20,620
- (laughs): Flapping.
- He looked the Monopoly Man.
953
00:33:20,653 --> 00:33:22,722
It was terrifying.
954
00:33:22,755 --> 00:33:24,824
- (mocking): "Look both ways!
- (laughing)
955
00:33:24,857 --> 00:33:26,626
Look both ways!"
956
00:33:26,659 --> 00:33:28,127
- Fucking maniac.
- But I will say,
957
00:33:28,161 --> 00:33:31,764
probably not a good idea to
tattoo children in the woods.
958
00:33:31,798 --> 00:33:33,666
- Yeah, probably.
- You know, you could get in trouble.
959
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:35,234
- Yeah, you could.
- Why did you do that?
960
00:33:35,268 --> 00:33:36,102
- I don't know.
- (chuckles)
961
00:33:36,135 --> 00:33:37,236
I thought I would
get away with it.
962
00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:38,372
Plus, I thought he was, like,
at least 15, you know?
963
00:33:38,405 --> 00:33:40,974
- Oh, really?
- I got... Yeah, I got my first tattoo...
964
00:33:41,007 --> 00:33:43,276
- How old was he?
- Nine.
965
00:33:43,309 --> 00:33:44,510
(chuckles):
You thought he was 15?
966
00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:46,713
- Yeah, I'm fucking...
- Maybe you've been smoking too much.
967
00:33:46,746 --> 00:33:48,114
I think I'm just stupid.
968
00:33:48,147 --> 00:33:50,550
- (laughing)
- Uh...
969
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:51,751
No, you should see
my mom, though.
970
00:33:51,784 --> 00:33:53,753
- It's so weird since my sister left.
- Yeah.
971
00:33:53,786 --> 00:33:55,221
She's just crying
all the time and, like,
972
00:33:55,254 --> 00:33:57,190
- she's trying to talk to me and hang out with me.
- Mm.
973
00:33:57,223 --> 00:33:59,025
The other day, she asked me
to go to Nordstrom Rack.
974
00:33:59,058 --> 00:34:01,127
- I almost slit my throat.
- (laughs)
975
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,128
Did you go?
976
00:34:02,161 --> 00:34:03,796
No. I pretended to be asleep.
977
00:34:03,830 --> 00:34:05,631
Oh, come on, she...
Maybe she needs company.
978
00:34:05,665 --> 00:34:07,567
She's lonely
without your sister.
979
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,036
Yeah, she's-she's,
she's gonna be lonely.
980
00:34:10,069 --> 00:34:12,605
I mean, you should've seen her
at my sister's send-off party.
981
00:34:12,638 --> 00:34:14,774
It was, it was really weird.
982
00:34:16,109 --> 00:34:18,244
There was a party?
(laughs)
983
00:34:18,277 --> 00:34:19,278
Yeah.
984
00:34:19,312 --> 00:34:20,847
Why wasn't I invited?
985
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,149
To a high school
graduation party?
986
00:34:23,182 --> 00:34:25,018
Well, who was there?
987
00:34:25,051 --> 00:34:27,186
(sighs):
It was, you know, it was just
988
00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:29,956
family and... shit.
989
00:34:29,989 --> 00:34:32,091
What, you don't want me
to be around your family?
990
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,659
I've known them since I was ten.
991
00:34:33,693 --> 00:34:34,794
Well, yeah, I just...
992
00:34:34,827 --> 00:34:36,963
I didn't think it was something
you would want to go to.
993
00:34:36,996 --> 00:34:38,064
I'm-I'm sorry.
994
00:34:38,097 --> 00:34:40,066
Come on, that's fucked up.
995
00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:41,868
Why? Why is that fucked up?
996
00:34:41,901 --> 00:34:45,838
Because we're, you know,
doing something here.
997
00:34:45,872 --> 00:34:47,273
We're... Are-are we
doing something here?
998
00:34:47,306 --> 00:34:48,375
I don't know,
we're starting a thing.
999
00:34:48,409 --> 00:34:50,176
I mean, we're having sex
and we're hanging out a lot.
1000
00:34:50,209 --> 00:34:52,311
- I mean, it's...
- I thought it was just, like,
1001
00:34:52,345 --> 00:34:55,348
more, you know,
casual than that.
1002
00:34:55,382 --> 00:34:56,883
You know?
1003
00:35:00,186 --> 00:35:03,656
Well, you don't want me to go
to any, like, life events?
1004
00:35:03,689 --> 00:35:06,325
Life... What's a life event?
1005
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,728
What does that,
what does that even mean?
1006
00:35:10,096 --> 00:35:11,798
You know what? It's fine.
1007
00:35:11,831 --> 00:35:13,066
- What?
- No, it's fine.
1008
00:35:13,099 --> 00:35:14,167
Come back.
1009
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,835
I'm sor... Wait.
1010
00:35:15,868 --> 00:35:17,837
- (Kelsey groans)
- Wai...
1011
00:35:17,870 --> 00:35:19,373
- You know what? You're right.
- What?
1012
00:35:19,406 --> 00:35:21,040
What are you talking about?
I'm never right.
1013
00:35:21,074 --> 00:35:22,942
No, you're right.
We shouldn't do this anymore.
1014
00:35:22,975 --> 00:35:24,877
I don't want
to fucking do this anymore.
1015
00:35:24,911 --> 00:35:26,612
What are you talking about?
I don't understand.
1016
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,314
It was all a mistake.
It was a mistake.
1017
00:35:28,347 --> 00:35:29,816
But it's fine.
We're on the same page.
1018
00:35:29,849 --> 00:35:31,184
We'll go back
to what it was before.
1019
00:35:31,217 --> 00:35:33,353
I'll treat you like I do
Oscar and Richie.
1020
00:35:33,387 --> 00:35:34,354
I-It's not even that.
1021
00:35:34,388 --> 00:35:36,022
It's just, like,
I-I don't know what I want yet.
1022
00:35:36,055 --> 00:35:37,090
Like, I'm trying
to figure my shit out.
1023
00:35:37,123 --> 00:35:39,192
And you should. Please do.
Figure your shit out.
1024
00:35:39,225 --> 00:35:41,227
But we're not gonna
have sex anymore, okay?
1025
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:42,895
I got to go.
1026
00:35:44,831 --> 00:35:46,866
I should've invited you
to the party!
1027
00:35:46,899 --> 00:35:48,935
I didn't know
it was a life event!
1028
00:35:49,936 --> 00:35:51,137
Oh. Oh.
1029
00:35:51,170 --> 00:35:53,739
I-I already arranged to, uh,
pay directly at the hospital.
1030
00:35:53,773 --> 00:35:55,842
But if you want a check,
just give me two minutes, okay?
1031
00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:57,844
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm-I'm... I-I want to pay.
1032
00:35:57,877 --> 00:35:59,846
I'm gonna pay for it.
I'm gonna pay for it.
1033
00:35:59,879 --> 00:36:00,813
No, no, no.
I'm gonna pay for it.
1034
00:36:00,847 --> 00:36:02,715
And I'm, and I'm also
gonna talk to Scott
1035
00:36:02,748 --> 00:36:04,951
because that was totally
out of line, totally nuts.
1036
00:36:04,984 --> 00:36:06,752
Yeah, I-I understand that.
1037
00:36:06,786 --> 00:36:09,922
But, uh, look, I just wanted
to apologize, okay?
1038
00:36:09,956 --> 00:36:12,325
I-I got a little
out of control before, uh...
1039
00:36:12,359 --> 00:36:15,862
You know, I just, I let
my anger get the best of me.
1040
00:36:15,895 --> 00:36:18,097
Broke my stupid resolution.
(sighs)
1041
00:36:18,131 --> 00:36:19,999
God knows it's what
messed up my marriage,
1042
00:36:20,032 --> 00:36:22,168
and I-I just really wanted
to apologize, okay?
1043
00:36:22,201 --> 00:36:23,703
I mean, I was upset,
1044
00:36:23,736 --> 00:36:25,872
but I-I shouldn't have
conveyed it that way.
1045
00:36:25,905 --> 00:36:26,873
There's no need to apologize.
1046
00:36:26,906 --> 00:36:28,841
My kid's being a fucking
lunatic. It's not cool.
1047
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:31,411
Oh, I... I overreacted.
He's fine.
1048
00:36:31,445 --> 00:36:33,246
No, it's the tip of the iceberg.
1049
00:36:33,279 --> 00:36:36,416
Ah, you know, lot of kids
do stuff like this.
1050
00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:38,017
Mm, kids don't do
stuff like this.
1051
00:36:38,050 --> 00:36:39,185
He did the second-worst thing
1052
00:36:39,218 --> 00:36:41,154
you could do
to a kid in the woods.
1053
00:36:41,187 --> 00:36:43,055
(laughs)
1054
00:36:43,089 --> 00:36:47,126
Well, either way, I shouldn't
have behaved the way I behaved.
1055
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,928
So, I'm truly sorry.
1056
00:36:49,662 --> 00:36:51,398
Apology accepted.
It's nice.
1057
00:36:51,431 --> 00:36:53,166
Don't get many of those
around here.
1058
00:36:53,199 --> 00:36:55,201
- Thanks.
- Oh, hey, this might seem
1059
00:36:55,234 --> 00:36:57,036
a little crazy, but, uh...
1060
00:36:57,069 --> 00:36:59,772
can I take you out
for a cup of coffee?
1061
00:36:59,805 --> 00:37:03,075
MARGIE:
So, Scott did this.
1062
00:37:03,109 --> 00:37:05,379
RAY:
Oh. Is that a cocker spaniel?
1063
00:37:05,412 --> 00:37:08,181
No. No, that's my daughter.
1064
00:37:08,214 --> 00:37:09,248
- That's Claire.
- Oh.
1065
00:37:09,282 --> 00:37:10,417
Oh, yeah, yeah. I can...
1066
00:37:10,450 --> 00:37:11,385
- Yeah, I just thought...
- No, it's okay.
1067
00:37:11,418 --> 00:37:12,486
- I thought those were ears.
- Um, it's okay.
1068
00:37:12,519 --> 00:37:13,420
- That's her hair. Okay, yep.
- I know. I hear that.
1069
00:37:13,453 --> 00:37:17,757
Scott got his first tattoo
when he was 16.
1070
00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:19,459
- Oh, okay.
- It was of Kermit the Frog.
1071
00:37:19,493 --> 00:37:21,428
Oh. (laughs)
1072
00:37:21,461 --> 00:37:23,963
- That's kind of cute.
- Yeah, yeah.
1073
00:37:23,996 --> 00:37:26,500
Kermit smoking a joint, so...
1074
00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:28,234
Kermit smoking a joint?
1075
00:37:28,267 --> 00:37:29,802
Geez, I don't remember
that episode
1076
00:37:29,835 --> 00:37:31,070
on Sesame Street, huh?
1077
00:37:31,103 --> 00:37:32,171
(laughs)
1078
00:37:32,205 --> 00:37:33,973
That's kind of funny.
He's a funny kid, then, huh?
1079
00:37:34,006 --> 00:37:35,341
- Oh, he's so funny.
- Yeah?
1080
00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:37,343
- He's so funny.
- You think he's gonna stick it out?
1081
00:37:37,377 --> 00:37:39,178
Uh, well, that I don't know.
1082
00:37:39,212 --> 00:37:41,080
I mean, I sent him
to art school, but he quit.
1083
00:37:41,113 --> 00:37:44,317
- He-he couldn't really focus 'cause...
- Oh.
1084
00:37:44,351 --> 00:37:47,920
He also has ADD, so he...
1085
00:37:47,954 --> 00:37:50,823
Anyway, he's a tattoo artist
with ADD.
1086
00:37:50,856 --> 00:37:52,024
(chuckles)
Well, you know what?
1087
00:37:52,058 --> 00:37:53,326
All the guys
down at the firehouse,
1088
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,127
they all have tattoos
and stuff, you know.
1089
00:37:55,161 --> 00:37:57,196
Personally, I never got one,
though, you know.
1090
00:37:57,230 --> 00:37:59,031
You know, not that I have
anything against them.
1091
00:37:59,065 --> 00:38:01,734
I just, I just always felt
I was too pasty.
1092
00:38:03,069 --> 00:38:05,439
- So, the firehouse, huh?
- Yeah.
1093
00:38:05,472 --> 00:38:06,906
The old firehouse.
1094
00:38:06,939 --> 00:38:09,409
- Mm-hmm, the old firehouse.
- Yeah.
1095
00:38:09,443 --> 00:38:11,244
So, you're a ladder or engine?
1096
00:38:12,278 --> 00:38:13,279
Ladder.
1097
00:38:13,312 --> 00:38:14,981
Knew it.
1098
00:38:15,014 --> 00:38:17,283
You got firefighters
in your family?
1099
00:38:17,316 --> 00:38:19,018
Yeah, my husband.
1100
00:38:19,051 --> 00:38:20,554
- Oh, geez. Sorry.
- Yeah.
1101
00:38:20,587 --> 00:38:22,088
Forgot.
1102
00:38:23,256 --> 00:38:26,959
Hey, uh, I hope this isn't
too forward, but do you mind
1103
00:38:26,993 --> 00:38:30,397
if-if I ask what happened
to your husband?
1104
00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:32,331
Oh, it was a hotel fire.
1105
00:38:32,366 --> 00:38:33,966
The roof collapsed.
1106
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,469
He went in to save somebody.
1107
00:38:35,502 --> 00:38:40,006
They told him it wasn't safe,
but, you know, he was like that.
1108
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,276
- Wait, Stan Carlin was your husband?
- Mm-hmm.
1109
00:38:43,309 --> 00:38:44,810
- Paramount Hotel fire?
- Yeah, yeah.
1110
00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:45,845
Did you know him?
1111
00:38:45,878 --> 00:38:47,547
- You, you... Or you heard...
- No, no, no, I...
1112
00:38:47,581 --> 00:38:49,015
Hung out with him or...?
1113
00:38:49,048 --> 00:38:50,484
No, I j...
I just heard about him.
1114
00:38:50,517 --> 00:38:51,884
- Oh.
- He was a real brave guy.
1115
00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:53,152
- Yeah.
- He was kind of a,
1116
00:38:53,185 --> 00:38:55,021
kind of a legend,
to be honest with you.
1117
00:38:55,054 --> 00:38:57,890
- (chuckles)
- Yeah. Yeah.
1118
00:38:57,923 --> 00:39:00,326
And Scott was only seven
when it happened, so...
1119
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,895
- Oh, that's tough.
- A lot of consequences.
1120
00:39:02,928 --> 00:39:05,131
- Yeah, that's a tough situation, but...
- Yeah.
1121
00:39:05,164 --> 00:39:08,100
But I-I got to tell you,
you did a great job, you know?
1122
00:39:08,134 --> 00:39:09,168
- See, I mean, I...
- (chuckles)
1123
00:39:09,201 --> 00:39:11,170
I know we had a little bit
of a difference there,
1124
00:39:11,203 --> 00:39:12,372
- but, I mean, he's a good kid.
- Uh-huh.
1125
00:39:12,406 --> 00:39:14,907
And I got to tell you, if-if
the worst he's doing is-is,
1126
00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:16,443
you know, a couple
unlawful tattoos,
1127
00:39:16,476 --> 00:39:18,445
- you-you did a hell of a job.
- (chuckles): Yeah.
1128
00:39:18,478 --> 00:39:21,381
Yeah, I don't think that's
the worst he's doing, though.
1129
00:39:21,415 --> 00:39:23,049
- Oh.
- (both laugh)
1130
00:39:23,082 --> 00:39:24,384
- Yeah.
- Well, I don't know.
1131
00:39:24,418 --> 00:39:26,986
You know, uh, that's
how kids are, you know?
1132
00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:30,390
Everybody gets it
at a different time.
1133
00:39:30,424 --> 00:39:31,991
Anyways, what are you, uh...
1134
00:39:32,024 --> 00:39:33,560
I-I'm just sitting here,
doing all the talking here.
1135
00:39:33,593 --> 00:39:35,562
What do you, what do you do?
1136
00:39:35,595 --> 00:39:37,063
I'm a nurse.
1137
00:39:37,096 --> 00:39:38,532
I'm a school nurse.
(clears throat)
1138
00:39:38,565 --> 00:39:40,933
I'm also an ER nurse.
1139
00:39:40,966 --> 00:39:43,069
- You work in the ER?
- Mm-hmm.
1140
00:39:43,102 --> 00:39:46,339
Jesus Christ, Margie,
we probably met each other.
1141
00:39:46,373 --> 00:39:47,340
Could be.
1142
00:39:47,374 --> 00:39:48,608
So, how you doing?
1143
00:39:48,642 --> 00:39:50,444
I'm...
1144
00:39:50,477 --> 00:39:52,311
very tired.
1145
00:39:52,345 --> 00:39:53,979
Really?
Well, you don't look tired.
1146
00:39:54,013 --> 00:39:55,114
(Margie laughs)
1147
00:39:55,147 --> 00:39:56,550
No, seriously, you look great.
1148
00:39:56,583 --> 00:39:58,552
- Really?
- Yeah.
1149
00:39:58,585 --> 00:40:02,088
I just don't, like... I mean,
are you flirting with me or...?
1150
00:40:02,121 --> 00:40:04,358
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1151
00:40:04,391 --> 00:40:05,991
Yeah, a lot. This is,
this is what it looks like.
1152
00:40:06,025 --> 00:40:07,993
It is really subtle.
I couldn't...
1153
00:40:08,027 --> 00:40:09,228
(laughing):
I can't tell what's going on.
1154
00:40:09,261 --> 00:40:10,630
This is how it looks.
I'm very subtle.
1155
00:40:10,664 --> 00:40:11,431
All right.
1156
00:40:11,465 --> 00:40:13,232
- I'm rusty. You're subtle.
- Okay.
1157
00:40:13,265 --> 00:40:14,468
- Yeah, yeah.
- Nice to meet you.
1158
00:40:14,501 --> 00:40:16,470
(both laugh)
1159
00:40:16,503 --> 00:40:18,672
JOE: I see you out there, man.
You're doing great.
1160
00:40:18,705 --> 00:40:20,206
Keep... Just keep doing
what you're doing.
1161
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,340
Have a good time, you know?
1162
00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:24,310
The more fun you have,
the more fun the customers have.
1163
00:40:24,343 --> 00:40:25,344
All right, thanks.
1164
00:40:25,379 --> 00:40:27,980
("Can't Understand"
by Johnny Amoroso playing)
1165
00:40:28,013 --> 00:40:30,116
Hey, busboy,
why is table 12 still dirty?
1166
00:40:30,149 --> 00:40:31,451
Oh, 'cause they were talking.
1167
00:40:31,485 --> 00:40:33,653
I didn't think I should
interrupt them, but...
1168
00:40:33,687 --> 00:40:35,254
Interrupt them.
Get them out of here.
1169
00:40:35,287 --> 00:40:36,255
- All right.
- Do your job.
1170
00:40:36,288 --> 00:40:38,991
- Sorry. Whoa.
- Take it easy there, brother.
1171
00:40:39,024 --> 00:40:41,193
- My bad. - Jesus.
- Thank you.
1172
00:40:41,227 --> 00:40:44,263
Uh, hi. Uh, are you done
enjoying your meal?
1173
00:40:44,296 --> 00:40:46,433
There is food in my mouth,
and I am chewing.
1174
00:40:46,466 --> 00:40:48,067
Do you think that I'm finished?
1175
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,636
I'm just holding this
for my health?
1176
00:40:49,669 --> 00:40:50,737
- Get me some water.
- Sorry.
1177
00:40:50,771 --> 00:40:53,172
- Hey, come here. Come here. Can we order?
- Uh, yeah.
1178
00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:54,541
- I'll go get your waiter.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no.
1179
00:40:54,574 --> 00:40:56,142
We don't have time for that.
We're in a hurry.
1180
00:40:56,175 --> 00:40:57,143
WOMAN:
I'm starving.
1181
00:40:57,176 --> 00:40:58,277
MAN:
Okay. Can I go?
1182
00:40:58,310 --> 00:41:00,045
WOMAN: Usually, the woman
goes first, but go ahead.
1183
00:41:00,079 --> 00:41:00,881
- No, no, no, no.
- Oh, yeah?
1184
00:41:00,946 --> 00:41:01,848
- How about I'm paying?
- All right.
1185
00:41:01,882 --> 00:41:05,419
Can I have a chicken parm
with meat sauce?
1186
00:41:05,452 --> 00:41:06,952
No marinara.
1187
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:09,489
Thin. Thin chicken parm.
1188
00:41:09,523 --> 00:41:10,624
Why aren't you writing it down?
1189
00:41:10,657 --> 00:41:13,560
Yeah, I-I can't actually
because, uh, I'm not a waiter.
1190
00:41:13,593 --> 00:41:16,430
I'm just a busboy, so
they don't even give me a pen.
1191
00:41:16,463 --> 00:41:18,264
Memorize it. Yeah.
1192
00:41:18,297 --> 00:41:20,032
Seafood pasta.
That's what I want.
1193
00:41:20,065 --> 00:41:21,668
No clams, okay?
Double up on the shrimp.
1194
00:41:21,701 --> 00:41:24,303
That's how I always get it.
We come here all the time.
1195
00:41:24,336 --> 00:41:26,673
I'm not gonna remember
a word you guys just said.
1196
00:41:26,706 --> 00:41:28,174
It's not rocket science.
Just go.
1197
00:41:28,207 --> 00:41:29,609
- Get our shit.
- Oh, I'm... All right.
1198
00:41:29,643 --> 00:41:30,610
WOMAN:
I'm starving.
1199
00:41:30,644 --> 00:41:32,546
♪ Send me the addy,
I'm hunting 'em down ♪
1200
00:41:32,579 --> 00:41:34,246
♪ Send me the addy, I'm
hunting 'em down ♪
1201
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,682
♪ Grrt, grrt... ♪
1202
00:41:35,715 --> 00:41:37,451
There a dance party
or something?
1203
00:41:37,484 --> 00:41:39,553
- It's fight night.
- JOE: All right, fight night!
1204
00:41:39,586 --> 00:41:41,053
Tournament of champions!
1205
00:41:41,086 --> 00:41:42,389
Fighting for tips.
1206
00:41:42,422 --> 00:41:43,723
Who's going?
Who's going first?
1207
00:41:43,757 --> 00:41:45,692
- I, Zoots.
- Zoots.
1208
00:41:45,725 --> 00:41:48,260
- Everyone fights for their tips.
- The tips that we earn?
1209
00:41:48,294 --> 00:41:51,731
Y-Yeah, but you have
to fight for them now.
1210
00:41:51,765 --> 00:41:53,467
Who wants some?! Huh?!
1211
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,334
- Huh? - Who got it?!
- It's you, bro.
1212
00:41:55,368 --> 00:41:57,203
- No way. No, no way.
- Put the gloves on.
1213
00:41:57,236 --> 00:41:59,071
Get in there. Get in there.
Hit him.
1214
00:41:59,104 --> 00:42:00,607
- Hey, yo.
- SCOTT: Hey.
1215
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,609
I don't want... Please, I don...
I-I don't want to do this.
1216
00:42:02,642 --> 00:42:04,478
- Let's just not do this.
- You don't want to do this?
1217
00:42:04,511 --> 00:42:06,111
- What do you mean?
- No, well, 'cause we're friends, right?
1218
00:42:06,145 --> 00:42:07,781
Yeah, no, for the next
15 seconds,
1219
00:42:07,814 --> 00:42:09,281
this friendship is over, son.
1220
00:42:09,315 --> 00:42:10,584
- Understand that?
- What?
1221
00:42:10,617 --> 00:42:11,485
- Hmm?
- What?
1222
00:42:11,518 --> 00:42:13,219
Got to understand,
fighting is serious.
1223
00:42:13,252 --> 00:42:14,488
- I don't like it.
- It's sacred.
1224
00:42:14,521 --> 00:42:16,288
It's how I tribute
my Lord and Savior.
1225
00:42:16,322 --> 00:42:17,724
- What?
- It's the way I tribute
1226
00:42:17,757 --> 00:42:18,558
my Lord and Savior, Jesus.
1227
00:42:18,592 --> 00:42:20,092
I don't think
Jesus would want you
1228
00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:20,927
to kick my ass right now.
1229
00:42:20,961 --> 00:42:21,928
He would want me
to have these tips.
1230
00:42:21,962 --> 00:42:23,530
- That's what he means.
- You can have the tips.
1231
00:42:23,563 --> 00:42:24,263
I don't even want 'em.
1232
00:42:24,296 --> 00:42:25,632
- What is this?
- I don't know.
1233
00:42:25,665 --> 00:42:26,666
What's this shit?
1234
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:27,834
I've seen Creed a f...
a couple times.
1235
00:42:27,868 --> 00:42:29,803
- What'd you do?
- I seen Creed a couple times.
1236
00:42:29,836 --> 00:42:31,705
- Oh.
- Are we about to do the Cotton Eye Joe?
1237
00:42:31,738 --> 00:42:32,772
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1238
00:42:32,806 --> 00:42:34,306
- Come on, son.
- Okay.
1239
00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:35,274
- Yeah. Okay.
- Come on, son. Oh, that's right.
1240
00:42:35,307 --> 00:42:36,275
You gonna come this way?
Come this way, boy.
1241
00:42:36,308 --> 00:42:38,210
- Okay.
- Come on. Go ahead, take your shot, boy.
1242
00:42:38,244 --> 00:42:39,379
- Go ahead, take your shot, boy.
- MAN: For real?
1243
00:42:39,412 --> 00:42:41,648
- Uh-huh, yeah. Come on!
- MAN: Ooh!
1244
00:42:41,681 --> 00:42:44,216
ZOOTS:
Now we are friends,
1245
00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:46,118
- goddamn it!
- (groans): Oh, geez.
1246
00:42:46,151 --> 00:42:48,822
- Take that shit. Yeah!
- (groaning)
1247
00:42:48,855 --> 00:42:53,125
We friends now, nigga, 'cause
that's what friends are for.
1248
00:42:53,158 --> 00:42:55,261
Out this bitch.
(imitates whoosh)
1249
00:42:55,294 --> 00:42:57,129
(grunting rhythmically)
1250
00:42:57,162 --> 00:42:58,598
♪ Zoots done did it again, uh ♪
1251
00:42:58,632 --> 00:43:00,700
♪ Said Zoots done
did it again, ah... ♪
1252
00:43:00,734 --> 00:43:03,135
I think we have a winner.
1253
00:43:04,336 --> 00:43:05,605
- (quietly): Come here.
- Mm-hmm.
1254
00:43:05,639 --> 00:43:07,039
Mm.
1255
00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:09,308
Mm. Let me just...
1256
00:43:09,341 --> 00:43:11,143
- Just want to get this sweater off.
- Okay.
1257
00:43:11,176 --> 00:43:13,112
And I want to turn off
this light.
1258
00:43:13,145 --> 00:43:14,848
Let me turn it off.
1259
00:43:14,881 --> 00:43:16,683
- Okay.
- Okay.
1260
00:43:16,716 --> 00:43:18,183
(both grunt)
1261
00:43:19,786 --> 00:43:21,153
Just one-one second.
1262
00:43:21,186 --> 00:43:23,590
Let me, let me, let me
turn off this light.
1263
00:43:23,623 --> 00:43:26,292
Got a lot of lamps, huh?
1264
00:43:26,325 --> 00:43:27,827
It's like a store or something.
1265
00:43:27,861 --> 00:43:29,161
- (chuckles)
- Come here.
1266
00:43:29,194 --> 00:43:32,264
- (Margie laughing)
- Mm.
1267
00:43:32,298 --> 00:43:34,467
("You Be Killin' 'Em"
by Fabolous playing)
1268
00:43:38,203 --> 00:43:41,374
- ♪ Nice ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪
1269
00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:46,278
♪ You what's up, girl,
ain't got to ask it ♪
1270
00:43:46,312 --> 00:43:49,315
♪ I dead 'em all now,
I buy the caskets ♪
1271
00:43:49,348 --> 00:43:51,183
♪ They should arrest you
or whoever dressed you ♪
1272
00:43:51,216 --> 00:43:52,719
- (laughs)
- ♪ Ain't gon' stress you ♪
1273
00:43:52,752 --> 00:43:55,187
♪ But I'm-a let you know,
girl, you be killin' 'em ♪
1274
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:56,188
♪ You be killin' 'em ♪
1275
00:43:56,221 --> 00:43:57,857
♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em ♪
1276
00:43:57,891 --> 00:43:59,359
♪ Uh-uh, oh ♪
1277
00:43:59,392 --> 00:44:01,494
♪ Often imitated,
never duplicated ♪
1278
00:44:01,528 --> 00:44:03,597
♪ They say she a dime,
I say she underrated ♪
1279
00:44:03,630 --> 00:44:05,599
- ♪ Nice ♪
- ♪ I just met her ♪
1280
00:44:05,632 --> 00:44:06,766
♪ So the next solution ♪
1281
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,469
♪ Dead my old chick, execution ♪
1282
00:44:09,502 --> 00:44:11,438
♪ You what's up, girl,
ain't got to ask it ♪
1283
00:44:11,471 --> 00:44:14,407
♪ I dead 'em all now,
I buy the caskets ♪
1284
00:44:14,441 --> 00:44:15,809
♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em ♪
1285
00:44:15,842 --> 00:44:16,876
♪ You be killin' 'em ♪
1286
00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:18,310
♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em ♪
1287
00:44:18,344 --> 00:44:19,379
♪ You be killin' 'em ♪
1288
00:44:19,412 --> 00:44:20,714
♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em... ♪
1289
00:44:20,747 --> 00:44:22,682
- MARGIE: Scott?
- Yo.
1290
00:44:22,716 --> 00:44:23,550
Come sit down.
1291
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:26,486
I need to talk to you
about something.
1292
00:44:26,519 --> 00:44:27,787
What's up?
1293
00:44:27,821 --> 00:44:29,221
Someone die?
1294
00:44:29,254 --> 00:44:31,223
No, no, nobody's dead.
1295
00:44:31,256 --> 00:44:33,360
Thank God.
1296
00:44:34,594 --> 00:44:36,696
I'm seeing somebody.
1297
00:44:36,730 --> 00:44:38,197
What does that mean?
1298
00:44:38,230 --> 00:44:40,433
Uh, uh, I'm seeing a man.
1299
00:44:40,467 --> 00:44:43,737
Well, I-I've been dating
someone for a little while now.
1300
00:44:43,770 --> 00:44:45,304
You're dating someone?
1301
00:44:45,337 --> 00:44:46,773
That-That's awesome.
1302
00:44:46,806 --> 00:44:49,909
Like, w-why are you dating him
secretly, you little slut?
1303
00:44:49,943 --> 00:44:51,378
W-Why didn't you tell me?
1304
00:44:51,411 --> 00:44:53,780
Is he, like,
really, really old or...
1305
00:44:53,813 --> 00:44:55,247
or is he really, really young?
1306
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,516
Is it one of my friends?
Is it Igor?
1307
00:44:56,549 --> 00:44:59,218
No, no, no. I just, I...
(laughs)
1308
00:44:59,251 --> 00:45:03,188
I just didn't want to bother you
unless it was really serious.
1309
00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:04,591
Bother? You're my mom.
1310
00:45:04,624 --> 00:45:05,925
I hope you're getting
banged out real good.
1311
00:45:05,959 --> 00:45:06,926
Who's the lucky guy?
1312
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,429
Uh, it's, um...
1313
00:45:10,597 --> 00:45:12,264
It's Ray.
1314
00:45:12,297 --> 00:45:14,266
Who's Ray?
1315
00:45:14,299 --> 00:45:16,268
Remember the kid you tattooed?
1316
00:45:16,301 --> 00:45:17,671
His father.
1317
00:45:17,704 --> 00:45:20,305
- That fucking prick?
- Yeah, I know.
1318
00:45:20,339 --> 00:45:23,275
He's a really nice man,
and he's really good to me.
1319
00:45:23,308 --> 00:45:26,211
- And he's a fireman.
- He's a fireman?!
1320
00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:27,279
That's fucked up.
1321
00:45:27,312 --> 00:45:28,548
- Why?
- W-What do you mean, why?
1322
00:45:28,581 --> 00:45:31,751
I mean, uh, you haven't dated
anyone in 17 years since Dad,
1323
00:45:31,785 --> 00:45:33,486
and the first guy you date
is a fireman?
1324
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,921
You don't think
that's a little fucking weird?
1325
00:45:34,954 --> 00:45:36,890
I got nothing against firemen.
1326
00:45:36,923 --> 00:45:38,725
Neither do I, but
the-the guy doesn't like me,
1327
00:45:38,758 --> 00:45:41,561
and he has the same job as Dad,
like... (stammers)
1328
00:45:41,594 --> 00:45:44,431
I'm fucked up as it is, Mom.
Like, I have Crohn's, okay?
1329
00:45:44,464 --> 00:45:46,298
There's something wrong
up here. Huh.
1330
00:45:46,331 --> 00:45:47,767
I can't find my watch!
1331
00:45:47,801 --> 00:45:49,402
What are you trying
to do to me here?!
1332
00:45:49,436 --> 00:45:50,302
Haven't I been through enough?!
1333
00:45:50,335 --> 00:45:51,705
Wait, what did I,
what did I do wrong?
1334
00:45:51,738 --> 00:45:53,305
W-What did I do wrong?
What did I do?
1335
00:45:53,338 --> 00:45:55,307
What... I'm sorry.
Like, what did I do?
1336
00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:56,810
(stammers) I'm not,
I'm not doing it to you.
1337
00:45:56,843 --> 00:45:59,244
I just... I-I don't want to be
alone the rest of my life.
1338
00:45:59,278 --> 00:46:00,613
I don't want you
to be alone, either.
1339
00:46:00,647 --> 00:46:02,582
That would suck, but, like,
come on. This is, like...
1340
00:46:02,615 --> 00:46:04,951
This is pretty obvious this is
not a good choice, right?
1341
00:46:04,984 --> 00:46:06,853
(sighs)
1342
00:46:06,886 --> 00:46:09,254
I would like us to have dinner.
1343
00:46:09,288 --> 00:46:11,357
I... This is
very, very important to me.
1344
00:46:11,391 --> 00:46:12,525
I am in a serious
relationship...
1345
00:46:12,559 --> 00:46:14,861
- You're in a serious rela...
- ...with a very nice man.
1346
00:46:14,894 --> 00:46:16,563
With that guy?! Come on!
1347
00:46:16,596 --> 00:46:17,964
Y-You don't love him, do you?
1348
00:46:17,997 --> 00:46:19,966
You're not say... You're not,
like, saying that, right?
1349
00:46:19,999 --> 00:46:21,835
I-I... Well, we don't use
that word yet.
1350
00:46:21,868 --> 00:46:24,738
But if he said it to me,
I-I would say it back.
1351
00:46:24,771 --> 00:46:27,407
Oh, my God! Jesus!
1352
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,341
Do you not learn?!
1353
00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:31,578
Look what happened last time!
1354
00:46:31,611 --> 00:46:33,012
- You want to do that again?
- Okay. All right?
1355
00:46:33,046 --> 00:46:33,847
How about this?
1356
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,815
How about we come by
the restaurant
1357
00:46:35,849 --> 00:46:37,550
and we have dinner
when you're working
1358
00:46:37,584 --> 00:46:39,352
and you just come by
and you just say hi?
1359
00:46:39,385 --> 00:46:41,621
Just say hi a couple times.
How about that?
1360
00:46:41,654 --> 00:46:42,455
How about that?
1361
00:46:42,489 --> 00:46:45,492
How about...
Why don't you ask him?
1362
00:46:45,525 --> 00:46:46,359
Huh?
1363
00:46:46,392 --> 00:46:47,727
Why don't you just build
1364
00:46:47,761 --> 00:46:49,529
another shrine to Ray
while you're at it?
1365
00:46:49,562 --> 00:46:52,866
Right across from Dad's
so they can be fucking pals!
1366
00:46:54,534 --> 00:46:55,635
Yeah, I like that better.
1367
00:46:55,668 --> 00:46:56,970
But I'm actually
finding you funny
1368
00:46:57,003 --> 00:46:58,371
'cause you're really funny.
1369
00:46:58,404 --> 00:46:59,439
- (Margie laughs)
- (jazz music playing)
1370
00:46:59,472 --> 00:47:00,740
Look at this guy.
1371
00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:03,510
- Having the time of his life.
- ZOOTS: Mm-hmm.
1372
00:47:03,543 --> 00:47:05,011
Acting like he owns the place.
1373
00:47:05,044 --> 00:47:08,047
I know that guy.
Eggplant parmesan.
1374
00:47:08,081 --> 00:47:09,916
(chuckles):
Oh. I'll be.
1375
00:47:09,949 --> 00:47:12,085
Your moms is a bit of a baddie.
1376
00:47:12,118 --> 00:47:13,620
She look postcoital.
1377
00:47:13,653 --> 00:47:15,555
- What's "postcoital"?
- It's like post-fucking,
1378
00:47:15,588 --> 00:47:17,457
but it's your mom,
so I want to be nice.
1379
00:47:17,490 --> 00:47:19,859
But, uh, (chuckles)
oh, it's definitely happening.
1380
00:47:20,894 --> 00:47:22,896
(exhales slowly)
1381
00:47:24,731 --> 00:47:26,533
Postcoital.
1382
00:47:26,566 --> 00:47:27,967
- (laughing)
- If you ever come to see me,
1383
00:47:28,001 --> 00:47:29,169
if you ever come
see me, that's...
1384
00:47:29,202 --> 00:47:30,904
- It'll happen that night, I guarantee it.
- Yeah, I know.
1385
00:47:30,937 --> 00:47:32,405
Oh, here he is.
1386
00:47:32,438 --> 00:47:33,540
- Hey.
- Hey.
1387
00:47:33,573 --> 00:47:34,674
- How you doing?
- Good. How are you?
1388
00:47:34,707 --> 00:47:35,942
Good to see you again. Yeah.
1389
00:47:35,975 --> 00:47:38,444
Uh, I'm-I'm really sorry
for branding your kid.
1390
00:47:38,478 --> 00:47:40,713
Oh, no, no, no.
It's-it's fine. It's fine.
1391
00:47:40,747 --> 00:47:42,949
Cost 350, but I didn't make
your mom pay for it.
1392
00:47:42,982 --> 00:47:44,484
(Ray laughs)
1393
00:47:44,517 --> 00:47:46,553
But, uh, hey, no harm, no foul.
1394
00:47:46,586 --> 00:47:49,789
You know? 'Cause, uh,
if that didn't happen, I, uh...
1395
00:47:49,823 --> 00:47:51,558
wouldn't have met
this lovely lady.
1396
00:47:51,591 --> 00:47:53,459
Oh, well, happy to help.
1397
00:47:53,493 --> 00:47:54,894
Things work out.
1398
00:47:54,928 --> 00:47:56,029
Yeah.
1399
00:47:56,062 --> 00:47:58,498
Thank God I did
what I did, then.
1400
00:47:58,531 --> 00:48:00,900
Uh, would you guys like
to start with still
1401
00:48:00,934 --> 00:48:01,835
or, uh, sparkling water?
1402
00:48:01,868 --> 00:48:03,603
- Oh, let's go sparkling.
- Uh, spar... Yeah.
1403
00:48:03,636 --> 00:48:04,938
- (stammers, laughs)
- Yeah? You like sparkling?
1404
00:48:04,971 --> 00:48:05,905
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1405
00:48:05,939 --> 00:48:07,440
Yeah. Oh, can we get
some more bread, too?
1406
00:48:07,473 --> 00:48:08,308
- Usually go still.
- You know?
1407
00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:09,776
Last time I came here,
it came out hot.
1408
00:48:09,809 --> 00:48:11,644
- Yeah.
- It was... oh, it was perfect.
1409
00:48:11,678 --> 00:48:13,012
It's like my mom made it.
(chuckles)
1410
00:48:13,046 --> 00:48:14,013
Sure.
1411
00:48:14,047 --> 00:48:15,481
Sparkling and hot bread.
1412
00:48:15,515 --> 00:48:17,417
All right. Thanks, buddy.
1413
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,922
Oh, you just can't spit
on that like that, man.
1414
00:48:22,956 --> 00:48:25,592
You got to be crafty.
You can't just go out at, like...
1415
00:48:25,625 --> 00:48:26,860
You got to,
you got to maneuver.
1416
00:48:26,893 --> 00:48:29,028
Lick on it or put a boogie
in it or something.
1417
00:48:29,062 --> 00:48:31,497
You think I can fit
this whole thing in my ass?
1418
00:48:31,531 --> 00:48:33,633
If, uh, you really
put your mind to it, bro.
1419
00:48:37,503 --> 00:48:39,739
Hey, I saw him spit
in the bread.
1420
00:48:42,542 --> 00:48:44,510
All right, scorching hot bread.
1421
00:48:44,544 --> 00:48:46,079
- RAY: Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
1422
00:48:46,112 --> 00:48:47,814
Your mom's in the john.
Have a seat.
1423
00:48:47,847 --> 00:48:50,516
Oh, don't worry, you're not
gonna get in trouble.
1424
00:48:50,550 --> 00:48:52,018
Just for a minute.
1425
00:48:52,051 --> 00:48:53,686
All right.
1426
00:48:55,655 --> 00:48:59,492
So... how, uh, how you liking
the job here?
1427
00:48:59,525 --> 00:49:01,995
Uh, it eats ass.
1428
00:49:03,863 --> 00:49:04,998
You know, I remember I...
Back in the day,
1429
00:49:05,031 --> 00:49:07,200
I used to work at that, uh,
you know that pizza parlor
1430
00:49:07,233 --> 00:49:08,401
- down there on Main Street?
- Mm.
1431
00:49:08,434 --> 00:49:10,637
You remember the one? Yeah.
I-I used to work down there.
1432
00:49:10,670 --> 00:49:13,473
I loved it.
You know, making the pizzas.
1433
00:49:13,506 --> 00:49:14,908
Girls would come in, you know.
1434
00:49:14,941 --> 00:49:17,477
It's like they just
had to talk to me.
1435
00:49:17,510 --> 00:49:18,478
Yeah.
1436
00:49:18,511 --> 00:49:19,812
Well, that's awesome.
1437
00:49:19,846 --> 00:49:23,416
I'm glad you got laid a lot
at your pizza place.
1438
00:49:25,218 --> 00:49:27,520
All right. (sighs)
Listen, Scott.
1439
00:49:27,553 --> 00:49:30,023
I-I know this is weird, okay?
1440
00:49:30,056 --> 00:49:32,792
You and your mom were alone
together for a long time.
1441
00:49:32,825 --> 00:49:35,228
You got set in your ways,
you know?
1442
00:49:35,261 --> 00:49:37,463
You got used to things.
1443
00:49:37,497 --> 00:49:38,765
But I don't know,
I just feel like
1444
00:49:38,798 --> 00:49:40,667
your mother deserves
more right now.
1445
00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:43,670
And I'm serious, I really think
that I can make her happy,
1446
00:49:43,703 --> 00:49:45,805
and she makes me happy.
1447
00:49:45,838 --> 00:49:48,541
So, I mean, that-that's
a good thing, right?
1448
00:49:48,574 --> 00:49:50,777
Yeah. Yeah, I think
it's a great thing.
1449
00:49:50,810 --> 00:49:53,913
I... I want my mom to be happy
more than anything, so...
1450
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:55,248
Good. I do, too.
1451
00:49:55,281 --> 00:49:57,650
So, uh, what's your sport?
1452
00:49:57,684 --> 00:49:59,686
- Uh, I like basketball.
- Oh, yeah?
1453
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:00,687
- Mm-hmm.
- What position?
1454
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,021
Uh, I played small forward.
1455
00:50:02,055 --> 00:50:03,022
- Small forward.
- Yeah.
1456
00:50:03,056 --> 00:50:04,791
All right. I'm kind of
a baseball guy myself.
1457
00:50:04,824 --> 00:50:06,159
- Oh, yeah?
- You like, uh...
1458
00:50:06,192 --> 00:50:07,560
I'm an old man.
I like that stuff.
1459
00:50:07,593 --> 00:50:08,795
I got season tickets
to the Yankees.
1460
00:50:08,828 --> 00:50:10,596
- No way. Really? That's cool.
- Yeah.
1461
00:50:10,630 --> 00:50:11,764
I think it's
Staten Island's year.
1462
00:50:11,798 --> 00:50:13,700
Oh, Staten Island Yankees.
1463
00:50:13,733 --> 00:50:15,969
- Minor League.
- Oh, absolutely.
1464
00:50:16,002 --> 00:50:18,638
I'm not gonna go pay to see
those overpaid crybabies.
1465
00:50:18,671 --> 00:50:20,707
They try harder
at the Minor League level.
1466
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:22,542
Plus, I'm a Red Sox fan.
I'm never setting foot
1467
00:50:22,575 --> 00:50:23,910
- in that stadium.
- Well, I-I should get back
1468
00:50:23,943 --> 00:50:25,812
to work, uh,
before I get yelled at.
1469
00:50:25,845 --> 00:50:26,980
- Okay. Go ahead.
- So, yeah.
1470
00:50:27,013 --> 00:50:28,614
- Absolutely. All right.
- All right, man.
1471
00:50:28,648 --> 00:50:30,616
Uh, enjoy the hot bread.
1472
00:50:30,650 --> 00:50:31,784
- MARGIE: Hey.
- Okay, cool.
1473
00:50:31,818 --> 00:50:32,618
Hey.
1474
00:50:32,652 --> 00:50:34,020
What are you fellas
talking about?
1475
00:50:34,053 --> 00:50:35,922
- Hey, Mom.
- Oh, I was just asking Scott
1476
00:50:35,955 --> 00:50:38,224
if he wanted to go
to a Yankee game sometime.
1477
00:50:38,257 --> 00:50:40,526
Oh, what did Scott say?
1478
00:50:41,194 --> 00:50:44,897
S-Scott... Scott said yeah.
1479
00:50:44,931 --> 00:50:46,766
SCOTT: All right,
who's fighting tonight?!
1480
00:50:46,799 --> 00:50:48,601
I want to fight somebody!
1481
00:50:48,634 --> 00:50:50,069
Oh, I'm sorry, Pepe.
1482
00:50:50,103 --> 00:50:52,038
Don't take this personally.
1483
00:50:53,272 --> 00:50:55,008
- (grunts)
- MAN: Oh!
1484
00:50:55,041 --> 00:50:56,943
What happened?
1485
00:50:56,976 --> 00:50:58,978
That was just a jab.
1486
00:50:59,012 --> 00:51:00,279
Oh, it's okay, Pepe.
1487
00:51:00,313 --> 00:51:01,948
- It's all right.
- You s... You sure?
1488
00:51:01,981 --> 00:51:02,915
(groans) Yeah.
1489
00:51:02,949 --> 00:51:05,284
I-I mean, I never done that
before, so...
1490
00:51:05,318 --> 00:51:07,186
I feel bad for you.
1491
00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:10,757
("Down on the Corner" by
Creedence Clearwater Revival)
1492
00:51:21,601 --> 00:51:23,636
♪ Down on the corner ♪
1493
00:51:23,669 --> 00:51:25,204
♪ Out in the street ♪
1494
00:51:25,238 --> 00:51:26,572
♪ Willy and the Poor Boys... ♪
1495
00:51:26,606 --> 00:51:28,241
- How you doing? Thank you.
- (scanner beeps)
1496
00:51:28,274 --> 00:51:30,209
Thank you. Thank you.
1497
00:51:30,243 --> 00:51:32,311
- (crowd cheering)
- ♪ Rooster hits the washboard ♪
1498
00:51:32,345 --> 00:51:34,280
♪ And people just got to smile ♪
1499
00:51:34,313 --> 00:51:38,918
♪ Blinky thumps the gut bass
and solos for a while ♪
1500
00:51:38,951 --> 00:51:40,987
♪ Poor Boy twangs
the rhythm out... ♪
1501
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,755
STADIUM ANNOUNCER:
May I please remind you
1502
00:51:42,789 --> 00:51:43,890
that there is
no flash photography.
1503
00:51:43,923 --> 00:51:46,692
RAY: How are you? How are you?
You guys still sober?
1504
00:51:50,364 --> 00:51:53,166
(crowd cheering)
1505
00:51:53,199 --> 00:51:56,269
- Shitty throw. Shitty throw, though.
- That's how you do it!
1506
00:51:56,302 --> 00:51:58,337
All right, there we go.
There we go.
1507
00:51:58,372 --> 00:52:00,239
SAVAGE:
Let's go, baby, let's go.
1508
00:52:00,273 --> 00:52:01,375
PAPA:
Look alive!
1509
00:52:01,408 --> 00:52:03,342
(women whooping, shouting)
1510
00:52:03,377 --> 00:52:05,678
Think we're gonna take
these pansy Spinners tonight?
1511
00:52:05,711 --> 00:52:06,979
RAY: Oh, man, we can't
take the Spinners,
1512
00:52:07,013 --> 00:52:09,215
- you might as well just shut it down.
- Mm.
1513
00:52:09,248 --> 00:52:10,283
We should just pack it in,
1514
00:52:10,316 --> 00:52:11,385
send these guys
back to Single-A.
1515
00:52:11,418 --> 00:52:13,686
My kid's Little League team
could give these guys
1516
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:14,488
a run for their money.
1517
00:52:14,521 --> 00:52:17,824
These guys are all
on the job, too.
1518
00:52:17,857 --> 00:52:19,692
The old ballbuster here...
1519
00:52:19,725 --> 00:52:21,227
he's the senior man
of the house.
1520
00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:23,229
Did you call me a senior?
1521
00:52:23,262 --> 00:52:24,831
You're the one who's bald.
1522
00:52:24,864 --> 00:52:26,699
Come on, Papa.
I'm just fucking around.
1523
00:52:26,732 --> 00:52:27,934
Hey, you want a hot dog?
1524
00:52:27,967 --> 00:52:30,636
Oh, no, I can't.
I, uh, I have Crohn's.
1525
00:52:30,670 --> 00:52:31,904
What's that?
1526
00:52:31,938 --> 00:52:34,707
It's, like, when the lining of
your stomach is all messed up,
1527
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:37,176
so it makes you shit
all the time.
1528
00:52:37,210 --> 00:52:39,112
Oh, thanks for sharing.
1529
00:52:40,079 --> 00:52:42,248
Next time, just say,
"I don't want a hot dog."
1530
00:52:42,281 --> 00:52:44,150
All right, I'm just trying
to spread awareness.
1531
00:52:45,151 --> 00:52:46,119
(crowd cheering)
1532
00:52:46,152 --> 00:52:47,787
RAY:
There we go. There we go.
1533
00:52:47,820 --> 00:52:50,424
- Nice hit. Nice hit.
- Looking good, guys.
1534
00:52:50,457 --> 00:52:51,991
Way to hustle.
1535
00:52:52,024 --> 00:52:53,292
STADIUM ANNOUNCER:
Number 26...
1536
00:52:53,326 --> 00:52:55,761
Hey, uh...
1537
00:52:55,795 --> 00:52:58,064
you ever think about
putting on the jacket?
1538
00:52:59,031 --> 00:53:00,967
- (scoffs) No.
- What are you laughing about?
1539
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,203
'Cause it's
a stupid question, Ray.
1540
00:53:04,237 --> 00:53:07,407
- What do you mean, stupid?
- It's fucking stupid.
1541
00:53:07,441 --> 00:53:09,909
Would you ask the kids of that
teacher who blew up in space
1542
00:53:09,942 --> 00:53:11,043
if they want to be an astronaut?
1543
00:53:11,077 --> 00:53:13,846
Whoa, I don't think that lady
had any kids, though.
1544
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,082
Yeah, I'm sure she didn't
'cause she died in space.
1545
00:53:16,115 --> 00:53:19,285
It's hard to have kids
when you're dead in space.
1546
00:53:19,318 --> 00:53:22,855
Look, I-I could tell you
how I feel about firemen,
1547
00:53:22,889 --> 00:53:24,391
but I-I don't think you guys
want to hear my opinion.
1548
00:53:24,424 --> 00:53:26,325
- No, no, no, please tell us.
- RAY: No, no. No, no, no.
1549
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,694
- No. I want to hear it.
- You don't got to do this, man.
1550
00:53:28,728 --> 00:53:29,795
- Come on.
- All right, no.
1551
00:53:29,829 --> 00:53:31,264
- Yeah. Okay, how about this?
- Come on, you don't...
1552
00:53:31,297 --> 00:53:33,299
Uh, if you're a fireman,
just don't have kids
1553
00:53:33,332 --> 00:53:34,767
or a family at all, okay?
1554
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,470
So that way, you don't
fucking crush them
1555
00:53:36,503 --> 00:53:39,305
when you don't come home
that one time, you know?
1556
00:53:39,338 --> 00:53:40,806
And-and you're just so selfish.
1557
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:42,376
You just hang out
with your boys all day
1558
00:53:42,409 --> 00:53:43,876
like it's a fucking frat house.
1559
00:53:43,910 --> 00:53:46,045
Half the time, you're not even
putting out fires.
1560
00:53:46,078 --> 00:53:49,115
You're just jerking off,
watching Scarface, okay?
1561
00:53:49,148 --> 00:53:51,117
- All right, take it easy, man.
- No, I'm just saying.
1562
00:53:51,150 --> 00:53:53,052
And it's wrong to tell a kid
that you're gonna be there
1563
00:53:53,085 --> 00:53:54,187
for him for his whole
entire life.
1564
00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:57,424
Yeah, but you miss graduation,
your birthdays, okay?
1565
00:53:57,457 --> 00:53:58,991
Uh, my d... my prom dances.
1566
00:53:59,025 --> 00:54:01,861
That's a very mean thing
to do to children.
1567
00:54:01,894 --> 00:54:02,995
And, uh, if you have a family,
1568
00:54:03,029 --> 00:54:04,330
- y-you're an asshole.
- No, listen, no.
1569
00:54:04,364 --> 00:54:05,331
Take it easy, take it easy.
1570
00:54:05,365 --> 00:54:07,733
- Well, that's one way to look at it.
- Yeah.
1571
00:54:07,767 --> 00:54:09,068
Tell that to my dad.
1572
00:54:11,237 --> 00:54:15,241
Oh, but you can't,
'cause he's dead.
1573
00:54:15,274 --> 00:54:17,743
- Anybody got a good response to that?
- (bat cracks)
1574
00:54:17,777 --> 00:54:20,313
- (crowd cheering)
- Yeah!
1575
00:54:20,346 --> 00:54:22,382
Again!
1576
00:54:22,416 --> 00:54:23,450
Whoo!
1577
00:54:23,483 --> 00:54:26,520
What a game.
What a game.
1578
00:54:26,553 --> 00:54:28,854
So, what, I shouldn't have kids?
1579
00:54:28,888 --> 00:54:30,790
No, you... you should have kids.
1580
00:54:30,823 --> 00:54:31,958
I'm gonna have kids.
1581
00:54:31,991 --> 00:54:33,493
You know, maybe
you should take a cue
1582
00:54:33,527 --> 00:54:35,828
from your shirt, you know?
Smile.
1583
00:54:35,861 --> 00:54:38,365
Lighten up.
1584
00:54:38,398 --> 00:54:40,266
(chuckles)
That's actually kind of funny.
1585
00:54:40,299 --> 00:54:42,201
Guy's all right.
Why can't you be more like him?
1586
00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:43,135
He's all right.
1587
00:54:43,169 --> 00:54:46,038
Why can't you not
embarrass me like this?
1588
00:54:46,072 --> 00:54:47,206
I'm sorry.
1589
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:50,276
I'm sorry I embarrassed you
in front of your friends.
1590
00:54:50,309 --> 00:54:52,011
(laughs)
1591
00:54:53,879 --> 00:54:55,848
(quietly): And just-just
stick to your guns.
1592
00:54:55,881 --> 00:54:57,283
All right? It'll be fine.
1593
00:54:57,316 --> 00:54:58,385
Hey. Hey!
1594
00:54:58,418 --> 00:54:59,419
Come on in.
1595
00:54:59,453 --> 00:55:01,087
Come have breakfast with us.
1596
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,090
I made pancakes, and I made
the sausage that you like,
1597
00:55:04,123 --> 00:55:04,991
an omelet.
1598
00:55:05,024 --> 00:55:06,125
Come, come, come, come sit.
1599
00:55:06,158 --> 00:55:08,395
RAY:
Man, these eggs are spectacular.
1600
00:55:08,428 --> 00:55:10,464
With the onions and the peppers.
1601
00:55:10,497 --> 00:55:13,367
I love it. I love it.
(sniffs)
1602
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:17,437
Did, uh, did he
sp-spend the night?
1603
00:55:17,471 --> 00:55:19,205
MARGIE:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1604
00:55:19,238 --> 00:55:20,540
He slept here.
1605
00:55:20,574 --> 00:55:21,541
In this house.
1606
00:55:21,575 --> 00:55:23,443
I'm an adult. I can do that.
1607
00:55:23,477 --> 00:55:25,278
(chuckles)
1608
00:55:25,311 --> 00:55:28,047
I-I need to talk to you
about something.
1609
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,148
Okay.
1610
00:55:29,181 --> 00:55:31,017
I was thinking that it's time
1611
00:55:31,050 --> 00:55:33,152
to think about
getting your own apartment.
1612
00:55:33,185 --> 00:55:34,554
What?
1613
00:55:34,588 --> 00:55:36,456
W-Why would you say that?
1614
00:55:36,490 --> 00:55:38,257
Well...
1615
00:55:39,992 --> 00:55:41,461
You are so awesome.
1616
00:55:41,495 --> 00:55:45,465
And I think I've been there
for you too much.
1617
00:55:45,499 --> 00:55:48,602
'Cause sometimes in life,
the thing that's motivating
1618
00:55:48,635 --> 00:55:51,137
is when people don't have
that safety net.
1619
00:55:51,170 --> 00:55:53,039
Right, right,
but I need that safety net
1620
00:55:53,072 --> 00:55:54,307
'cause I don't have
my shit together.
1621
00:55:54,340 --> 00:55:56,376
So, like, uh,
w-why are you doing this?
1622
00:55:56,410 --> 00:55:57,943
Is this 'cause of him?
1623
00:55:58,612 --> 00:56:00,212
No.
1624
00:56:00,246 --> 00:56:03,082
It's just you're
24 years old now.
1625
00:56:03,115 --> 00:56:06,952
24. I mean, Phelps had
a fistful of gold medals by 24.
1626
00:56:06,986 --> 00:56:08,954
Why are you talking?
1627
00:56:08,988 --> 00:56:11,257
I'm just giving you
some perspective, that's all.
1628
00:56:11,290 --> 00:56:14,060
You know, Wayne Gretzky had,
like, 96 goals when he was 24.
1629
00:56:14,093 --> 00:56:15,961
W-What?
1630
00:56:15,995 --> 00:56:18,097
RAY: Roger Staubach
graduated West Point,
1631
00:56:18,130 --> 00:56:21,267
won a Heisman Trophy,
fought in the Vietnam War,
1632
00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:23,537
and then joined the Cowboys
by the time he was 24.
1633
00:56:23,570 --> 00:56:27,039
I don't know who that is,
so, s-so who-who gives a fuck?
1634
00:56:27,073 --> 00:56:29,376
I think that maybe
you're-you're ready
1635
00:56:29,409 --> 00:56:31,378
and you just don't even know it.
1636
00:56:31,411 --> 00:56:33,647
So, you're kicking me out?
1637
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:34,781
No, no.
1638
00:56:34,815 --> 00:56:37,384
I just want you to get
your own apartment by summer.
1639
00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:39,586
Right, so you're kicking me
out of the house.
1640
00:56:39,619 --> 00:56:41,421
That's nine months from now.
1641
00:56:41,455 --> 00:56:43,623
I mean, you-you could have
a baby in nine months.
1642
00:56:43,657 --> 00:56:44,691
It's a long time.
1643
00:56:44,725 --> 00:56:46,626
Are you moving in?
Are you trying to push me out?
1644
00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:49,095
What, like, what did I do?
I-I thought we were cool.
1645
00:56:49,128 --> 00:56:51,097
Scott, Scott, let's all
be adults here. Come on.
1646
00:56:51,130 --> 00:56:53,467
Your mother has worked
very hard for a very long time.
1647
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,234
And I'm gonna retire
in a couple years,
1648
00:56:55,267 --> 00:56:59,171
so things are gonna change
around here, but in a good way.
1649
00:56:59,205 --> 00:57:01,441
I mean, w-we think you...
that you can do great things.
1650
00:57:01,475 --> 00:57:03,109
Yeah, I know I'm gonna do
great things.
1651
00:57:03,142 --> 00:57:05,645
But, like, I don't need you
to tell me that, like...
1652
00:57:05,679 --> 00:57:07,213
This is... What's going on?
1653
00:57:07,246 --> 00:57:09,115
This is... I-I...
1654
00:57:09,148 --> 00:57:10,617
I don't like this.
1655
00:57:10,650 --> 00:57:12,452
So, be that as it may,
(chuckles)
1656
00:57:12,486 --> 00:57:14,621
until you leave...
which is gonna be good for you
1657
00:57:14,654 --> 00:57:15,988
and it's gonna be motivating...
1658
00:57:16,021 --> 00:57:17,457
you're gonna have to
pull your weight
1659
00:57:17,491 --> 00:57:18,692
a little more around here.
1660
00:57:18,725 --> 00:57:22,094
And one thing that we thought
would help you contribute...
1661
00:57:22,128 --> 00:57:24,398
would be easy,
wouldn't be hard to do...
1662
00:57:24,431 --> 00:57:28,000
is to help Ray bring his kids
back and forth to school
1663
00:57:28,033 --> 00:57:31,003
when he can't do it
because of work.
1664
00:57:31,036 --> 00:57:33,005
Like now.
1665
00:57:33,038 --> 00:57:34,474
Like today.
1666
00:57:34,508 --> 00:57:36,075
(chuckles)
1667
00:57:36,108 --> 00:57:38,277
You're joking, right?
1668
00:57:38,310 --> 00:57:41,347
You want me to take
your kid to school?
1669
00:57:41,381 --> 00:57:43,215
The kid that I tattooed?
1670
00:57:43,249 --> 00:57:46,420
I got two kids.
The other one's seven.
1671
00:57:46,453 --> 00:57:48,455
You're gonna make me
babysit your kids?
1672
00:57:48,488 --> 00:57:51,223
Do... I'm on... I do drugs.
1673
00:57:51,257 --> 00:57:54,059
Well, looks like you're walking.
1674
00:57:54,093 --> 00:57:56,061
And thank you.
1675
00:57:56,095 --> 00:57:59,064
I'm not cool with
any of this, okay?
1676
00:57:59,098 --> 00:58:01,033
And-and where do you
expect me to live?
1677
00:58:01,066 --> 00:58:02,334
And w-with what money?
(stammers)
1678
00:58:02,369 --> 00:58:04,236
You know I'm a fucking bum,
right?
1679
00:58:04,270 --> 00:58:06,373
Yo, this is fucked up!
Seriously.
1680
00:58:06,406 --> 00:58:10,943
Especially after last night,
all that bonding boy bullshit.
1681
00:58:11,578 --> 00:58:12,646
You're full of shit, man.
1682
00:58:12,679 --> 00:58:14,614
You're a fucking liar.
1683
00:58:14,648 --> 00:58:17,349
I'm gonna go walk your kids.
1684
00:58:17,384 --> 00:58:19,753
No, I'm not fucking
letting you take 'em.
1685
00:58:19,786 --> 00:58:22,121
Fuck you.
Who the fuck are you?
1686
00:58:22,154 --> 00:58:23,723
SCOTT: Yeah, I-I agree
with you completely.
1687
00:58:23,757 --> 00:58:25,358
Why... 'cause that...
It was Ray's idea.
1688
00:58:25,392 --> 00:58:27,059
I don't think I should be
taking them, either.
1689
00:58:27,092 --> 00:58:28,294
I agree with you.
1690
00:58:30,530 --> 00:58:32,198
Are you a weirdo?
1691
00:58:32,231 --> 00:58:33,600
Oh, the weirdest.
1692
00:58:33,633 --> 00:58:35,201
Nobody's weirder than me.
1693
00:58:35,234 --> 00:58:37,604
See, a weirdo wouldn't say that.
1694
00:58:37,637 --> 00:58:39,606
A weirdo would deny it.
1695
00:58:39,639 --> 00:58:43,008
So, do I have to take 'em or...?
1696
00:58:43,042 --> 00:58:45,445
(exhales sharply)
1697
00:58:45,479 --> 00:58:46,480
Yes.
1698
00:58:46,513 --> 00:58:48,415
God, no.
1699
00:58:48,448 --> 00:58:50,484
I mean, (scoffs)
Ray was supposed to do it.
1700
00:58:50,517 --> 00:58:51,384
I can't fucking do it.
1701
00:58:51,418 --> 00:58:53,487
Their schools start
half an hour apart
1702
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,054
on the other side of town.
1703
00:58:55,087 --> 00:58:57,022
(Gina sighs)
1704
00:58:59,158 --> 00:59:02,629
So, your mom is banging my ex?
1705
00:59:02,662 --> 00:59:05,097
Yeah, I'm not thrilled
about it, either.
1706
00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,634
Yeah, well, you shouldn't be.
1707
00:59:07,667 --> 00:59:09,769
- (sighs)
- Harold. Kelly.
1708
00:59:09,803 --> 00:59:11,303
Come here. Come here.
1709
00:59:11,337 --> 00:59:14,474
There's something,
something kind of fun.
1710
00:59:14,508 --> 00:59:15,742
Come here. Come here.
1711
00:59:15,775 --> 00:59:17,444
- Oh, hey, man.
- (clears throat)
1712
00:59:17,477 --> 00:59:20,714
So, this is Harold,
and this is Kelly.
1713
00:59:20,747 --> 00:59:23,416
And, uh, this is...
1714
00:59:24,417 --> 00:59:25,819
Scott.
1715
00:59:25,852 --> 00:59:28,120
Scott. He's gonna be
taking care of you.
1716
00:59:28,153 --> 00:59:30,256
- Okay? It...
- Nice to meet you, Scott.
1717
00:59:30,289 --> 00:59:32,559
Hi, Harold.
It's nice to meet you.
1718
00:59:32,592 --> 00:59:34,260
For the very first time.
1719
00:59:34,293 --> 00:59:36,128
GINA:
If he does anything weird,
1720
00:59:36,161 --> 00:59:37,196
you tell me.
1721
00:59:37,229 --> 00:59:40,400
Even if he tells you
not to tell me, you tell me.
1722
00:59:40,433 --> 00:59:44,571
I'm pretty sure he's not weird,
but I could be wrong.
1723
00:59:44,604 --> 00:59:45,639
'Kay?
1724
00:59:45,672 --> 00:59:46,740
- Love you.
- Okay.
1725
00:59:46,773 --> 00:59:47,807
- Love you, Mom.
- Seriously.
1726
00:59:47,841 --> 00:59:49,409
Love you, Mom. Bye.
1727
00:59:49,442 --> 00:59:50,544
Pay attention.
1728
00:59:50,577 --> 00:59:52,812
Got it.
1729
00:59:52,846 --> 00:59:55,180
GINA:
Hold both their hands!
1730
00:59:58,385 --> 01:00:00,319
Thank you.
1731
01:00:00,987 --> 01:00:02,489
Look both ways. Look both ways!
1732
01:00:02,522 --> 01:00:04,691
(quietly):
Tell her to stop.
1733
01:00:04,724 --> 01:00:07,226
God!
1734
01:00:07,259 --> 01:00:09,295
So, w-what do you like
to do, Harold?
1735
01:00:09,328 --> 01:00:11,698
I like superheroes.
1736
01:00:11,731 --> 01:00:13,633
Well, so does everybody.
1737
01:00:13,667 --> 01:00:15,535
No, I make up my own.
1738
01:00:15,569 --> 01:00:17,437
Oh, yeah? What kind?
1739
01:00:17,470 --> 01:00:18,738
Ice Flash.
1740
01:00:18,772 --> 01:00:21,106
What does he do?
1741
01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:25,478
He freezes stuff
and shoots ice at people.
1742
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,481
Oh, well, that's not gonna work.
1743
01:00:28,515 --> 01:00:29,516
Why not?
1744
01:00:29,549 --> 01:00:31,451
I could just use a hair dryer
and ruin him.
1745
01:00:31,484 --> 01:00:33,218
(stammers)
Keep thinking, though.
1746
01:00:33,252 --> 01:00:35,220
What do you got?
What do you like to do?
1747
01:00:35,254 --> 01:00:37,256
- I like to sing.
- You do?
1748
01:00:37,289 --> 01:00:39,426
Could-could you sing for me?
1749
01:00:39,459 --> 01:00:40,727
Sure.
1750
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:44,598
♪ Oh, what a beautiful morning ♪
1751
01:00:44,631 --> 01:00:45,297
Yes.
1752
01:00:45,331 --> 01:00:48,602
♪ Oh, what a beautiful day ♪
1753
01:00:48,635 --> 01:00:49,335
All right.
1754
01:00:49,369 --> 01:00:54,139
♪ I've got a wonderful feeling ♪
1755
01:00:54,173 --> 01:00:57,544
♪ Everything's going my way. ♪
1756
01:00:57,577 --> 01:00:59,345
That shit was dope.
High five.
1757
01:00:59,379 --> 01:01:00,346
She's a good singer.
1758
01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:02,849
I don't agree with
the sentiment of the song,
1759
01:01:02,882 --> 01:01:04,484
but it was really great.
1760
01:01:04,517 --> 01:01:07,754
Anyway, have a great day
at school.
1761
01:01:07,787 --> 01:01:10,357
Uh... I hope it's not shitty,
1762
01:01:10,390 --> 01:01:13,325
and, um, yeah, give your,
uh, sister a kiss goodbye.
1763
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,195
- We don't do that.
- Just do it.
1764
01:01:19,633 --> 01:01:21,635
- See? Wasn't that nice?
- (school bell ringing)
1765
01:01:21,668 --> 01:01:23,770
Now, if she dies tomorrow,
you'll remember that,
1766
01:01:23,803 --> 01:01:25,237
that you kissed her goodbye.
1767
01:01:25,270 --> 01:01:26,806
Have a good day at school.
1768
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,409
- Later, man.
- Pay attention.
1769
01:01:29,442 --> 01:01:31,678
- Why would I die?
- I don't know.
1770
01:01:31,711 --> 01:01:33,413
You never know
what's gonna happen.
1771
01:01:33,446 --> 01:01:35,382
Think you're immortal?
1772
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:39,886
This. It's this one.
1773
01:01:39,919 --> 01:01:41,888
Okay. All right.
1774
01:01:41,921 --> 01:01:43,790
(kids chattering)
1775
01:01:43,823 --> 01:01:45,792
Well, have a good day, okay?
1776
01:01:45,825 --> 01:01:47,527
- KELLY: Okay.
- I'll see you soon, I guess.
1777
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,796
- Can-can I help you?
- Oh, hi.
1778
01:01:49,829 --> 01:01:51,263
I'm-I'm Ray's friend.
1779
01:01:51,296 --> 01:01:53,566
I was just here
to bring her here.
1780
01:01:54,567 --> 01:01:57,370
- You-you know Ray?
- I know Ray a little bit.
1781
01:01:57,404 --> 01:01:59,606
He's kind of, like,
banging my mom. (chuckles)
1782
01:01:59,639 --> 01:02:01,340
- (chuckles)
- So, yeah, I'm just, you know,
1783
01:02:01,374 --> 01:02:02,375
just dropping her off.
1784
01:02:02,409 --> 01:02:04,377
Did you sign in at the office?
1785
01:02:04,411 --> 01:02:06,579
No. I didn't even know
you had an office.
1786
01:02:06,613 --> 01:02:08,615
Okay, um...
1787
01:02:08,648 --> 01:02:09,949
Kelly? You okay?
1788
01:02:09,983 --> 01:02:11,418
Yeah.
1789
01:02:11,451 --> 01:02:12,819
- You sure?
- Yeah.
1790
01:02:12,852 --> 01:02:14,554
You know you can tell me.
1791
01:02:14,587 --> 01:02:16,321
I'm okay.
1792
01:02:16,356 --> 01:02:17,757
Do you know him?
1793
01:02:17,791 --> 01:02:18,825
Yeah, kind of.
1794
01:02:18,858 --> 01:02:20,860
He's a new friend.
1795
01:02:20,894 --> 01:02:22,729
Okay.
1796
01:02:22,762 --> 01:02:24,798
Oh, I trained her in the car.
She's not gonna break.
1797
01:02:24,831 --> 01:02:26,366
- (chuckles nervously)
- I'm just kidding.
1798
01:02:26,399 --> 01:02:27,967
It's, uh...
I'm not gonna hurt her.
1799
01:02:28,001 --> 01:02:29,636
Um, but have a great day.
I just...
1800
01:02:29,669 --> 01:02:32,405
No, uh, actually, could you,
uh, set up the paints?
1801
01:02:32,439 --> 01:02:33,673
- No.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1802
01:02:33,707 --> 01:02:35,274
- Uh, and just wash these brushes.
- No.
1803
01:02:35,307 --> 01:02:36,443
- Thank you so much.
- No. No.
1804
01:02:36,476 --> 01:02:38,511
- Thank you!
- No.
1805
01:02:38,545 --> 01:02:40,714
(hard rock music playing)
1806
01:02:45,351 --> 01:02:47,219
(tattoo gun buzzing)
1807
01:02:56,629 --> 01:02:58,631
Did-did you happen
to get a chance
1808
01:02:58,665 --> 01:03:01,333
- to take a look at the, uh...
- Yeah, I looked at your book.
1809
01:03:01,367 --> 01:03:04,471
I mean, I drew like that, too,
when I was 14.
1810
01:03:04,504 --> 01:03:07,006
From what I saw, you don't
really have the basics,
1811
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:08,942
so you got to figure that out.
1812
01:03:08,975 --> 01:03:10,443
Well, yeah, that's why I'm here.
1813
01:03:10,477 --> 01:03:12,645
I mean, I was hoping
I can learn from you.
1814
01:03:12,679 --> 01:03:15,280
Right, well, um,
you'd be my apprentice.
1815
01:03:15,314 --> 01:03:16,549
Uh, you'll be a slave
to the shop.
1816
01:03:16,583 --> 01:03:19,419
- Hey, man. As long as I get to tattoo people, right?
- No.
1817
01:03:19,452 --> 01:03:21,821
Never. Until I say.
1818
01:03:21,855 --> 01:03:24,491
Uh, you'll be sterilizing
needles, washing my car,
1819
01:03:24,524 --> 01:03:25,625
taking the trash out.
1820
01:03:25,658 --> 01:03:27,427
I mean, you're basically
our bitch.
1821
01:03:27,460 --> 01:03:29,294
So, how much will I be,
like, making here?
1822
01:03:29,328 --> 01:03:31,064
- Dick.
- Dick.
1823
01:03:31,097 --> 01:03:32,599
Okay, well...
1824
01:03:32,632 --> 01:03:35,034
It's a long line of people
who want this job, man.
1825
01:03:35,068 --> 01:03:37,504
How do I, like, pay my rent?
1826
01:03:37,537 --> 01:03:41,574
(exhales sharply) That one
right there is not my problem.
1827
01:03:41,608 --> 01:03:43,042
It's your first day,
you're already complaining.
1828
01:03:43,076 --> 01:03:44,343
It's kind of weird, huh?
1829
01:03:44,377 --> 01:03:46,012
Yeah, let's not do this.
1830
01:03:46,045 --> 01:03:48,081
You should take a walk.
1831
01:03:48,114 --> 01:03:50,683
- Pussy.
- All right.
1832
01:03:50,717 --> 01:03:52,852
Well, could I ask you
a question?
1833
01:03:52,886 --> 01:03:54,319
If I did work here?
1834
01:03:54,354 --> 01:03:55,522
Why is he still here?
1835
01:03:55,555 --> 01:03:57,056
Let's say some idiot
walks in, right?
1836
01:03:57,090 --> 01:03:59,392
And he wants to get a tattoo
of a Confederate flag
1837
01:03:59,425 --> 01:04:00,460
wrapped around the Grim Reaper.
1838
01:04:00,493 --> 01:04:02,529
You could tell that guy
to go fuck himself, right?
1839
01:04:02,562 --> 01:04:04,030
'Cause that's a ridiculous
tattoo to ask for.
1840
01:04:04,063 --> 01:04:06,933
SHOP OWNER: It's not my place
to judge people, man.
1841
01:04:06,966 --> 01:04:08,134
I don't do that.
1842
01:04:08,168 --> 01:04:10,603
Well, what if another guy
walked in and he wanted to get
1843
01:04:10,637 --> 01:04:12,372
a tattoo of his dead friend
James on his chest, right?
1844
01:04:12,405 --> 01:04:13,840
But you know James,
and you don't want
1845
01:04:13,873 --> 01:04:15,842
to give him the tattoo,
'cause you know James
1846
01:04:15,875 --> 01:04:17,410
and he's an asshole
and that the world's
1847
01:04:17,443 --> 01:04:18,411
better off without him.
1848
01:04:18,444 --> 01:04:19,946
- What do you do then?
- You have a death wish?
1849
01:04:19,979 --> 01:04:20,814
No, I don't have a death wish.
1850
01:04:20,847 --> 01:04:22,816
But that lady
on the motorcycle does.
1851
01:04:22,849 --> 01:04:24,450
She's not even wearing
any underwear.
1852
01:04:24,484 --> 01:04:26,052
- She's gonna burn her pussy.
- Do you want to do this?
1853
01:04:26,085 --> 01:04:27,420
You really want
to fucking do this?
1854
01:04:27,453 --> 01:04:28,320
I don't want to do
anything with you.
1855
01:04:28,354 --> 01:04:29,556
I just want to know
who killed James.
1856
01:04:29,589 --> 01:04:30,690
Was it the Confederate flag man?
1857
01:04:30,723 --> 01:04:31,958
Was it the motorcycle lady?
1858
01:04:31,991 --> 01:04:35,528
I got to be honest, Kelsey, you
look exactly like your picture.
1859
01:04:35,562 --> 01:04:38,097
You're kind of thicker,
more robust.
1860
01:04:38,131 --> 01:04:39,599
(laughs):
Oh, thank you.
1861
01:04:39,632 --> 01:04:40,600
- Yeah.
- It's a compliment.
1862
01:04:40,633 --> 01:04:43,970
You look a little bit like
Antonio Banderas,
1863
01:04:44,003 --> 01:04:45,138
if I squint really hard.
1864
01:04:45,171 --> 01:04:46,539
Oh, please squint
all night long.
1865
01:04:46,573 --> 01:04:47,740
- (laughs)
- That's great.
1866
01:04:47,774 --> 01:04:49,576
- Chelsea, you are... I mean, Kelsey, I'm sorry.
- (laughs)
1867
01:04:49,609 --> 01:04:50,944
- Th-That's all right. It's only...
- Yeah, you know.
1868
01:04:50,977 --> 01:04:51,744
What's your name again?
1869
01:04:51,778 --> 01:04:52,979
- I forgot already.
- Um, it's Jake.
1870
01:04:53,012 --> 01:04:53,980
Sorry about that.
1871
01:04:54,013 --> 01:04:54,948
So, uh, w-what do you do?
1872
01:04:54,981 --> 01:04:56,716
KELSEY: Oh, I'm studying
to work in the city.
1873
01:04:56,749 --> 01:04:57,884
- JAKE: Oh.
- Um, I want to make
1874
01:04:57,917 --> 01:05:00,720
Staten Island, like,
a great place again.
1875
01:05:00,753 --> 01:05:03,590
Staten Island's already cool.
What are you talking about?
1876
01:05:03,623 --> 01:05:04,858
Yeah, it is. (chuckles)
1877
01:05:04,891 --> 01:05:07,060
- Yeah. Yeah, it is.
- You're the first person here to say that.
1878
01:05:07,093 --> 01:05:08,695
JAKE:
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
1879
01:05:08,728 --> 01:05:09,662
It's the best place on Earth.
1880
01:05:09,696 --> 01:05:11,865
Well, at least
on the East Coast, I think.
1881
01:05:11,898 --> 01:05:12,899
Excuse me.
1882
01:05:13,933 --> 01:05:15,134
Oh, hey.
1883
01:05:15,168 --> 01:05:16,135
- Hey.
- Hi.
1884
01:05:16,169 --> 01:05:18,504
- Hello.
- Hey.
1885
01:05:19,973 --> 01:05:21,541
- Hey.
- Hey.
1886
01:05:21,574 --> 01:05:24,777
Uh, would you guys like,
uh, still or sparkling water?
1887
01:05:24,811 --> 01:05:27,447
Um, you pick.
1888
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:28,781
Uh, I'm more of a sparkling guy,
1889
01:05:28,815 --> 01:05:29,649
- so sparkling.
- Sparkling it is.
1890
01:05:29,682 --> 01:05:31,517
But I do like tequila,
so if I could
1891
01:05:31,551 --> 01:05:33,086
get just a Patrón, you know,
with a rock.
1892
01:05:33,119 --> 01:05:35,455
- That cool with you?
- That's fine. Yeah, that's fine.
1893
01:05:35,488 --> 01:05:36,623
- Yeah? Cool. Yeah, I prefer a tequila.
- Cool.
1894
01:05:36,656 --> 01:05:38,892
Tequila and rock. You guys
want, like, warm bread or...
1895
01:05:38,925 --> 01:05:41,494
uh, olive oil?
1896
01:05:41,527 --> 01:05:43,129
JAKE:
Warm bread.
1897
01:05:43,162 --> 01:05:44,797
Oh.
1898
01:05:44,831 --> 01:05:48,101
- Bro, did you scare off another customer?
- (Scott sighs)
1899
01:05:48,134 --> 01:05:49,903
What's wrong with you?
1900
01:05:49,936 --> 01:05:51,537
I'm so sorry about that.
1901
01:05:51,571 --> 01:05:54,040
He has, like, nepotism,
you know?
1902
01:05:54,073 --> 01:05:55,441
Is that a disease?
1903
01:05:55,475 --> 01:05:57,543
Yeah, it's a bad one.
1904
01:05:57,577 --> 01:05:59,078
I brought that guy here
to make you jealous.
1905
01:05:59,112 --> 01:06:00,146
You could give a fuck.
1906
01:06:00,179 --> 01:06:01,814
T-To make me jea...
1907
01:06:01,848 --> 01:06:04,083
- You don't seem jealous or upset at all.
- I do care.
1908
01:06:04,117 --> 01:06:05,618
Of course I care.
1909
01:06:05,652 --> 01:06:06,986
I chose the hottest guy
on Tinder.
1910
01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:08,221
Look at me. Look at me.
1911
01:06:08,254 --> 01:06:09,522
Look at my tits.
1912
01:06:09,555 --> 01:06:10,790
There is literally
the Eiffel Tower...
1913
01:06:10,823 --> 01:06:12,158
it's holding them up in here.
1914
01:06:12,191 --> 01:06:13,526
You look great. I'm...
1915
01:06:13,559 --> 01:06:14,594
Thank you.
1916
01:06:14,627 --> 01:06:15,929
Please don't cry here.
Please.
1917
01:06:15,962 --> 01:06:17,530
You look awful.
1918
01:06:17,563 --> 01:06:18,765
What? What do you mean?
What are you...
1919
01:06:18,798 --> 01:06:22,001
Your skin looks see-through and
the circles around your eyes
1920
01:06:22,035 --> 01:06:24,537
are so dark you look like
an anorexic panda.
1921
01:06:24,570 --> 01:06:26,506
I... Well, I-I know.
1922
01:06:26,539 --> 01:06:27,874
- I know I do.
- I don't know.
1923
01:06:27,907 --> 01:06:30,109
You always look sick and pale
like you have a disease
1924
01:06:30,143 --> 01:06:32,545
but you don't know it yet,
but you literally look like
1925
01:06:32,578 --> 01:06:34,013
if I touched you,
you'd just turn to dust.
1926
01:06:34,047 --> 01:06:35,715
I'm sorry.
I-I'm not doing very well.
1927
01:06:35,748 --> 01:06:37,984
- (sighs)
- I-I'm not, you know... I...
1928
01:06:38,017 --> 01:06:39,752
Well, what do I tell your date?
1929
01:06:39,786 --> 01:06:41,621
I don't know.
Tell him to fuck off.
1930
01:06:41,654 --> 01:06:44,624
I met him ten minutes ago.
He's a DJ.
1931
01:06:46,859 --> 01:06:49,028
(sighs)
1932
01:06:50,763 --> 01:06:53,700
HAROLD: Why do you not think
ice is a good superpower?
1933
01:06:53,733 --> 01:06:55,868
It's amazing. I mean...
1934
01:06:55,902 --> 01:06:59,105
Ice Flash can do anything
with his ice.
1935
01:06:59,138 --> 01:07:00,707
And it's indestructible
1936
01:07:00,740 --> 01:07:02,075
'cause it's superhero ice.
1937
01:07:02,108 --> 01:07:05,745
He can make giant shields
that reflect anything.
1938
01:07:05,778 --> 01:07:09,282
He can make giant ice tanks,
1939
01:07:09,315 --> 01:07:12,018
giant ice planes and giant jets,
1940
01:07:12,051 --> 01:07:14,587
helicopters that shoot
giant missiles.
1941
01:07:14,620 --> 01:07:17,557
I mean, think of
all the possibilities.
1942
01:07:17,590 --> 01:07:19,559
SCOTT:
That's actually kind of cool.
1943
01:07:19,592 --> 01:07:21,127
- HAROLD: Thanks.
- You came up with that?
1944
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:22,829
Yeah.
1945
01:07:22,862 --> 01:07:25,064
You're getting, like,
really good at this.
1946
01:07:25,098 --> 01:07:26,199
Thanks.
1947
01:07:26,232 --> 01:07:28,167
What color is his shield?
1948
01:07:28,201 --> 01:07:30,136
It's, well, the color of ice.
1949
01:07:30,169 --> 01:07:32,572
Well, what's the color of ice?
Is it, like, see-through?
1950
01:07:32,605 --> 01:07:35,241
Like, light blue ice
or is it like...?
1951
01:07:35,274 --> 01:07:37,143
It's blue ice 'cause it's...
1952
01:07:37,176 --> 01:07:40,046
- it's, like, superhero ice, and it's cool.
- Right.
1953
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:42,215
OSCAR:
You remember that kid Ronnie?
1954
01:07:42,248 --> 01:07:44,150
His uncle owns the pharmacy.
1955
01:07:44,183 --> 01:07:46,786
He gave me the key.
We're gonna load up on oxys.
1956
01:07:46,819 --> 01:07:47,920
So, we're robbers now.
That's our future.
1957
01:07:47,954 --> 01:07:50,823
Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
We're gonna do this one time.
1958
01:07:50,857 --> 01:07:53,026
Get the money
to seed our dreams.
1959
01:07:53,059 --> 01:07:54,594
Get that venture capital.
1960
01:07:54,627 --> 01:07:56,929
Open that tattoo restaurant
you wanted.
1961
01:07:56,963 --> 01:07:58,865
It's not that big a deal.
Jay-Z did it.
1962
01:07:58,898 --> 01:08:00,900
He sold crack
to fund his rap career.
1963
01:08:00,933 --> 01:08:02,935
Aren't most of Jay-Z's friends,
like, dead or in jail?
1964
01:08:02,969 --> 01:08:05,772
Yeah, but we're Jay-Z
in this situation.
1965
01:08:05,805 --> 01:08:07,707
We're not Jay-Z's friends.
1966
01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:10,009
We can't all be Jay-Z.
1967
01:08:10,043 --> 01:08:12,712
There can't be four Jay-Zs.
That doesn't make any sense.
1968
01:08:12,745 --> 01:08:14,113
You guys know I'd do anything
for you, right?
1969
01:08:14,147 --> 01:08:14,981
OSCAR:
Thank you.
1970
01:08:15,014 --> 01:08:16,682
- Appreciate you.
- Just not this. I'm out.
1971
01:08:16,716 --> 01:08:17,950
OSCAR:
What are you talking about?
1972
01:08:17,984 --> 01:08:19,752
- RICHIE: What?
- This is crazy.
1973
01:08:19,786 --> 01:08:21,754
Hey, we need you, all right?
You're the lookout.
1974
01:08:21,788 --> 01:08:23,022
Literally anybody
can be the lookout.
1975
01:08:23,056 --> 01:08:24,957
- I don't need to be a part of this.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
1976
01:08:24,991 --> 01:08:26,826
We need you.
You're our best friend.
1977
01:08:26,859 --> 01:08:27,894
- We trust you.
- Wha...
1978
01:08:27,927 --> 01:08:30,129
Well, best friends
don't make other best friends
1979
01:08:30,163 --> 01:08:31,798
do stupid illegal shit.
1980
01:08:31,831 --> 01:08:33,800
You make me do stupid shit
for you all the time.
1981
01:08:33,833 --> 01:08:35,635
- Like what?
- Uh, I don't know.
1982
01:08:35,668 --> 01:08:36,803
What about the time
when you thought
1983
01:08:36,836 --> 01:08:37,770
- you had testicular cancer?
- Here we go.
1984
01:08:37,804 --> 01:08:38,905
- Knew this was gonna come up.
- All right?
1985
01:08:38,938 --> 01:08:42,175
And then I drive over
and you make me touch your nuts.
1986
01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:44,210
I would've done it for you, bro.
1987
01:08:44,243 --> 01:08:46,380
You're like, "Hey, yo, there's
something wrong with my ass."
1988
01:08:46,413 --> 01:08:48,047
- I'd be like, "Yo, bend over."
- Come on.
1989
01:08:48,081 --> 01:08:49,982
After everything
we've done for you?
1990
01:08:50,016 --> 01:08:51,351
IGOR:
What do you do for me?
1991
01:08:51,385 --> 01:08:52,952
I let you tattoo my whole body.
1992
01:08:52,985 --> 01:08:54,388
So what?
You love my tattoos.
1993
01:08:54,421 --> 01:08:56,222
You use me
as a human sketchbook.
1994
01:08:56,255 --> 01:08:57,857
I-I-I-I don't, really.
1995
01:08:57,890 --> 01:09:00,193
I don't.
Not as much as I say I do.
1996
01:09:00,226 --> 01:09:02,728
I'm out of here. My bad.
1997
01:09:03,397 --> 01:09:04,831
You know what?
1998
01:09:04,864 --> 01:09:06,065
You're a real bitch!
1999
01:09:06,099 --> 01:09:07,700
- You're a bitch!
- IGOR: Shh.
2000
01:09:07,733 --> 01:09:09,702
OSCAR:
Yo, don't shush me.
2001
01:09:09,735 --> 01:09:10,970
- RAY: Oh.
- MARGIE: My God, look how excited she is.
2002
01:09:11,003 --> 01:09:13,373
- RAY: I'm assuming that's her.
- I started running too early!
2003
01:09:13,407 --> 01:09:14,974
- (laughs)
- (squeals)
2004
01:09:15,007 --> 01:09:17,110
(Margie and Claire laughing)
2005
01:09:17,143 --> 01:09:19,245
Hey! Oh.
2006
01:09:19,278 --> 01:09:20,746
Oh, oh, oh, you're so skinny.
2007
01:09:20,780 --> 01:09:22,081
- Have you been eating?
- Yeah.
2008
01:09:22,115 --> 01:09:23,249
- Hi.
- Hey.
2009
01:09:23,282 --> 01:09:25,318
How are you?
2010
01:09:25,352 --> 01:09:26,719
This is Ray.
2011
01:09:26,752 --> 01:09:27,720
- Hey. How you doing?
- CLAIRE: Oh.
2012
01:09:27,753 --> 01:09:29,122
- Nice to finally meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
2013
01:09:29,155 --> 01:09:30,723
Yeah, I feel like
I already know you.
2014
01:09:30,756 --> 01:09:32,191
Your mom talks about you
all the time.
2015
01:09:32,225 --> 01:09:33,960
- Oh, God. (laughs)
- Oh.
2016
01:09:33,993 --> 01:09:35,995
No, only good stuff,
only good stuff.
2017
01:09:36,028 --> 01:09:38,764
Should we go eat? I am so sick
of eating off a tray.
2018
01:09:38,798 --> 01:09:40,333
- You hungry?
- Yeah, I could eat.
2019
01:09:40,367 --> 01:09:42,402
- Could always eat.
- Uh-huh.
2020
01:09:42,436 --> 01:09:43,336
RAY:
Beautiful school.
2021
01:09:43,370 --> 01:09:46,105
"Yeah, I could eat.
I could always eat."
2022
01:09:46,139 --> 01:09:46,939
Fucking asshole.
2023
01:09:46,973 --> 01:09:49,008
RAY:
Look at those two angels, huh?
2024
01:09:49,041 --> 01:09:50,209
- SCOTT: Yeah, I know them.
- Yeah. - (women exclaiming)
2025
01:09:50,243 --> 01:09:52,379
- Mm-hmm.
- You walk them to school, don't you? - (chuckles)
2026
01:09:52,412 --> 01:09:53,980
- Yeah, I know who they are.
- CLAIRE: Oh, my God.
2027
01:09:54,013 --> 01:09:56,816
- She's so cute.
- Look. Look at those curls.
2028
01:09:56,849 --> 01:09:58,251
We took them to see
Stomp Off-Broadway.
2029
01:09:58,284 --> 01:10:00,086
- They went crazy!
- JOANNE: Oh, my God.
2030
01:10:00,119 --> 01:10:00,887
I love Stomp.
2031
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,855
What's Stomp? What is that?
2032
01:10:02,889 --> 01:10:03,789
It's the greatest musical
of all time.
2033
01:10:03,823 --> 01:10:04,790
JOANNE: Yeah, it's, like,
that show where
2034
01:10:04,824 --> 01:10:07,026
people play the drums
on, like, garbage cans
2035
01:10:07,059 --> 01:10:08,928
and, like, tap with broomsticks.
2036
01:10:08,961 --> 01:10:09,996
- Stuff around the house.
- Yeah.
2037
01:10:10,029 --> 01:10:11,797
- (drums on table)
- Like, you just see a toaster,
2038
01:10:11,831 --> 01:10:12,999
we make an English muffin.
2039
01:10:13,032 --> 01:10:15,902
- They-they see a whole song. It's incredible.
- (laughter)
2040
01:10:15,935 --> 01:10:17,870
I know a homeless guy
that plays trash can lids
2041
01:10:17,904 --> 01:10:19,872
on the subway, for a dollar.
2042
01:10:19,906 --> 01:10:22,775
And then he took a shit
on the platform.
2043
01:10:22,808 --> 01:10:24,810
Oh. Well, you know.
2044
01:10:24,844 --> 01:10:27,113
I don't know if he's gonna get
a Tony for that, but...
2045
01:10:27,146 --> 01:10:29,182
Maybe if they keep practicing
and get an adult diaper,
2046
01:10:29,215 --> 01:10:32,185
they can, uh, get
to Broadway someday.
2047
01:10:32,218 --> 01:10:33,920
(laughter)
2048
01:10:33,953 --> 01:10:35,321
- JOANNE: Yeah.
- (Margie chuckles)
2049
01:10:35,355 --> 01:10:37,357
So, are you guys really serious?
2050
01:10:37,391 --> 01:10:39,091
Uh-oh.
2051
01:10:39,892 --> 01:10:41,093
- (Claire chuckles)
- Well, actually,
2052
01:10:41,127 --> 01:10:46,366
I'm going up to Boston to meet
his parents at Thanksgiving.
2053
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:48,935
- Oh.
- SCOTT: What? You're going to Boston to...
2054
01:10:48,968 --> 01:10:50,870
for Thanksgiving? To wha...
2055
01:10:50,903 --> 01:10:52,004
Well, where-where am I gonna go?
2056
01:10:52,038 --> 01:10:53,239
- Ah, you'll come. You can come.
- CLAIRE: Yeah, me, too.
2057
01:10:53,272 --> 01:10:55,442
- We can all go.
- Yeah, we'd love to have you up there. - Oh.
2058
01:10:55,475 --> 01:10:57,743
You think you're gonna get
married again? (chuckles)
2059
01:10:57,777 --> 01:10:59,779
Oh, boy,
look what I got us into.
2060
01:10:59,812 --> 01:11:01,113
- Claire.
- (Claire chuckles)
2061
01:11:01,147 --> 01:11:02,482
RAY:
Well, you know what? I'll...
2062
01:11:02,516 --> 01:11:04,817
I'll, uh, I'll answer that,
you know?
2063
01:11:04,850 --> 01:11:07,086
A couple of months ago,
I would've said no, but...
2064
01:11:07,119 --> 01:11:08,921
Uh, can we go?
2065
01:11:08,955 --> 01:11:10,089
MARGIE:
Scott.
2066
01:11:10,122 --> 01:11:10,923
Don't be rude.
2067
01:11:10,957 --> 01:11:12,058
Me? I'm not being rude.
2068
01:11:12,091 --> 01:11:13,493
He's talking the entire time.
2069
01:11:13,527 --> 01:11:14,794
Wha... He's the one being rude.
2070
01:11:14,827 --> 01:11:15,761
RAY:
Was just making conversation.
2071
01:11:15,795 --> 01:11:16,996
MARGIE: Okay, so what
did you want to say?
2072
01:11:17,029 --> 01:11:19,165
- Cut this shit. - Tell us now.
- SCOTT: All I wanted to say
2073
01:11:19,198 --> 01:11:20,933
was I think
it's time to go, okay?
2074
01:11:20,967 --> 01:11:22,502
I had a great time.
This is wonderful.
2075
01:11:22,536 --> 01:11:23,836
I think we all bonded.
2076
01:11:23,869 --> 01:11:25,972
It's time to leave now,
all right?
2077
01:11:26,005 --> 01:11:27,541
Well, we're going
to a party later,
2078
01:11:27,574 --> 01:11:29,275
if you want to come with us.
2079
01:11:29,308 --> 01:11:30,410
You just can't embarrass me.
2080
01:11:30,444 --> 01:11:32,311
Sure, whatever. Let's just
get the fuck out of here.
2081
01:11:34,947 --> 01:11:36,949
He's in a good mood.
2082
01:11:36,983 --> 01:11:39,952
Try doing it your entire life.
2083
01:11:39,986 --> 01:11:40,886
("Uproar" by Lil Wayne
featuring Swizz Beatz playing)
2084
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,822
- We're gonna have a good night.
- Oh, yeah.
2085
01:11:42,855 --> 01:11:44,524
No, we're not.
I hate college parties.
2086
01:11:44,558 --> 01:11:46,426
You've never been
to a college party.
2087
01:11:46,460 --> 01:11:47,994
Come on, just enjoy it.
2088
01:11:48,027 --> 01:11:50,464
- Relax. Go with it, okay?
- Yes, relax.
2089
01:11:50,497 --> 01:11:53,132
♪ Five, four, three, two,
I let one go, bow ♪
2090
01:11:53,165 --> 01:11:55,201
♪ Get the fuck, though,
I don't bluff, bro ♪
2091
01:11:55,234 --> 01:11:57,504
♪ Aiming at your head
like a buffalo ♪
2092
01:11:57,537 --> 01:12:00,906
♪ What the fuck, though?
Where the love go... ♪
2093
01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,041
What's your major?
2094
01:12:02,074 --> 01:12:05,278
It's, uh, uh,
evolutionary sociology
2095
01:12:05,311 --> 01:12:07,847
with-with a splash of bio.
2096
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,815
Oh. I-I didn't know
you could do that.
2097
01:12:09,849 --> 01:12:12,151
Yeah, you can do whatever the
fuck you want. It's college.
2098
01:12:12,184 --> 01:12:14,521
♪ I don't huff, though,
yellow diamonds up close ♪
2099
01:12:14,554 --> 01:12:15,489
♪ Catch a sunstroke ♪
2100
01:12:15,522 --> 01:12:18,558
♪ At your front door
with a gun stowed ♪
2101
01:12:18,592 --> 01:12:20,360
♪ Put the green in the bag
like a lawn mower ♪
2102
01:12:20,394 --> 01:12:22,462
♪ Hair trigger pulled back
like a cornrow ♪
2103
01:12:22,496 --> 01:12:25,298
♪ What the fuck, bro?
Where the love go? ♪
2104
01:12:25,331 --> 01:12:26,999
I like your tattoos.
2105
01:12:27,033 --> 01:12:28,301
I'm an actress,
so, like, I don't think
2106
01:12:28,334 --> 01:12:29,969
I can get that many tattoos,
because, like,
2107
01:12:30,002 --> 01:12:32,204
what if I get cast as, like,
an angelic role?
2108
01:12:32,238 --> 01:12:34,474
Like, I'm kind of, like,
a young Winona Ryder.
2109
01:12:34,508 --> 01:12:37,444
So, like, I could play those
parts, and, like, also, like,
2110
01:12:37,477 --> 01:12:39,178
back when Shakespeare was
writing plays, like...
2111
01:12:39,211 --> 01:12:40,313
♪ Five, four, three, two,
I let one go ♪
2112
01:12:40,346 --> 01:12:43,215
♪ Bow, get the fuck, though,
I don't bluff, bro ♪
2113
01:12:43,249 --> 01:12:45,184
♪ Aiming at your head
like a buffalo ♪
2114
01:12:45,217 --> 01:12:47,387
- What do you think?
- What is that?
2115
01:12:48,622 --> 01:12:50,323
It's a butthole.
2116
01:12:50,357 --> 01:12:51,358
- Get it?
- Oh, my God.
2117
01:12:51,391 --> 01:12:54,394
♪ What the fuck, though?
Where the love go? ♪
2118
01:12:54,428 --> 01:12:55,562
♪ Oh! ♪
2119
01:12:55,595 --> 01:12:57,330
- Uh-huh.
- So, we're talking about how the one percent
2120
01:12:57,364 --> 01:12:59,366
keeps, like, getting bigger
and bigger and bigger,
2121
01:12:59,399 --> 01:13:02,569
and the wealth inequality
is just out of control,
2122
01:13:02,602 --> 01:13:06,406
and we can't continue
with capitalism this way.
2123
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:08,941
Yeah, I'm s...
I'm sick of the rat race.
2124
01:13:08,974 --> 01:13:10,943
Yeah, no, exactly.
2125
01:13:10,976 --> 01:13:12,345
Like, what happened
to the American dream?
2126
01:13:12,379 --> 01:13:15,247
I know. It's like
an American nightmare now.
2127
01:13:15,281 --> 01:13:17,083
- (laughs): Oh, my... Yeah, exa...
- Right?
2128
01:13:17,116 --> 01:13:20,319
♪ What the fuck, though?
Where the love go? ♪
2129
01:13:20,354 --> 01:13:22,389
♪ Five, four, three, two,
I let one go, bow ♪
2130
01:13:22,422 --> 01:13:24,458
- Bring it... Oh, shit!
- Oh! Oh, shit!
2131
01:13:24,491 --> 01:13:25,625
Oh, shit!
2132
01:13:25,659 --> 01:13:28,395
(shouting frantically)
2133
01:13:28,428 --> 01:13:29,563
That was fucking fun.
2134
01:13:29,596 --> 01:13:31,431
(laughs):
I know. It was so fun.
2135
01:13:31,465 --> 01:13:32,998
Yeah, like, I feel like,
2136
01:13:33,032 --> 01:13:35,101
I feel like I kind of fit in
for once, you know?
2137
01:13:35,134 --> 01:13:37,336
And not everybody hated me
for the first time.
2138
01:13:37,371 --> 01:13:38,438
You should come here.
2139
01:13:38,472 --> 01:13:41,073
Yeah? You think I can
get into a place like this?
2140
01:13:41,107 --> 01:13:42,975
I mean, you'd need a good GPA.
2141
01:13:43,008 --> 01:13:44,276
Yeah, well, I don't have
a good one of those.
2142
01:13:44,310 --> 01:13:45,479
I-I didn't even
graduate high school.
2143
01:13:45,512 --> 01:13:47,213
Don't you have to graduate
high school to go to college?
2144
01:13:47,246 --> 01:13:49,115
Yeah, but it's not, like,
too late to do that.
2145
01:13:49,148 --> 01:13:51,917
All right, even so, you know,
I-I'm a little too old.
2146
01:13:51,951 --> 01:13:53,319
I'd look like a narc, you know?
2147
01:13:53,353 --> 01:13:54,588
I would look creepy
in the corner.
2148
01:13:54,621 --> 01:13:57,123
- Everybody'd be like, "What's that guy doing here?"
- (scoffs)
2149
01:13:57,156 --> 01:13:59,258
Everybody here is so old.
2150
01:13:59,291 --> 01:14:01,026
All right, well, I'm fucking
stupid, Claire, okay?
2151
01:14:01,060 --> 01:14:02,328
Is that what you want me to say?
2152
01:14:02,362 --> 01:14:04,698
I can't pay attention.
I can't sit still, okay?
2153
01:14:04,731 --> 01:14:06,366
I'm stupid.
I'm a dumb idiot.
2154
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,402
I would have to work ten times
harder than those people.
2155
01:14:08,435 --> 01:14:09,669
And everybody would
fucking make fun of me,
2156
01:14:09,703 --> 01:14:12,639
and I'm not ready to deal with
that again, all right? So, no.
2157
01:14:12,672 --> 01:14:13,640
So, that's it?
2158
01:14:13,673 --> 01:14:16,008
Huh?
2159
01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:17,411
That's how long
you're gonna think about
2160
01:14:17,444 --> 01:14:18,678
going to college for?
2161
01:14:18,712 --> 01:14:20,279
I mean, that was, like,
a 40-second walk.
2162
01:14:20,312 --> 01:14:22,181
Uh, that's a lot of
consideration, don't you think?
2163
01:14:22,214 --> 01:14:23,583
Okay.
2164
01:14:23,617 --> 01:14:25,485
- It's your journey.
- Indeed.
2165
01:14:25,519 --> 01:14:28,254
Now, let's get down
to brass tacks, all right?
2166
01:14:28,287 --> 01:14:29,689
W-What are we gonna do
about Ray?
2167
01:14:29,723 --> 01:14:31,458
- What do you mean?
- Don't act stupid.
2168
01:14:31,491 --> 01:14:35,027
I mean, h-how are we gonna,
you know,
2169
01:14:35,060 --> 01:14:36,596
get Mom to break up with him?
2170
01:14:36,630 --> 01:14:38,197
I think he seems fine.
2171
01:14:38,230 --> 01:14:40,299
- You think he's fine?
- What do you want?
2172
01:14:40,332 --> 01:14:42,402
It's Mom's choice to make.
We don't need to get involved.
2173
01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:44,604
Yeah, I know, but we should
still protect her.
2174
01:14:44,638 --> 01:14:45,539
She can't just be with
2175
01:14:45,572 --> 01:14:47,707
the first guy
she's been with since Dad.
2176
01:14:47,741 --> 01:14:49,543
She got to, like,
peruse some dick.
2177
01:14:50,610 --> 01:14:54,346
Mom doesn't need to peruse dick.
2178
01:14:54,381 --> 01:14:56,383
- You know she needs to.
- I think she seems happy.
2179
01:14:56,416 --> 01:14:59,185
You want her to have sex
with a ton of people?
2180
01:14:59,218 --> 01:15:01,354
No, but, yeah, kind of.
2181
01:15:01,388 --> 01:15:02,589
- I mean...
- That's gross.
2182
01:15:02,622 --> 01:15:05,224
Well, if you knew something
was bad before it even started,
2183
01:15:05,257 --> 01:15:07,293
wouldn't you stop it
if you had the chance?
2184
01:15:07,326 --> 01:15:09,429
It's like that whole
baby Hitler thing, you know?
2185
01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:12,198
If you had the chance to kill
baby Hitler before it grew up,
2186
01:15:12,231 --> 01:15:13,265
wouldn't you do it?
2187
01:15:13,299 --> 01:15:15,201
Wouldn't you strangle it
until its eyes popped out?
2188
01:15:15,234 --> 01:15:17,069
So, Ray's baby Hitler?
2189
01:15:17,102 --> 01:15:19,038
Yeah. In this situation,
he is, yeah.
2190
01:15:19,071 --> 01:15:20,039
He's baby Hitler.
2191
01:15:20,072 --> 01:15:22,341
So, do you want to help me
kill baby Hitler?
2192
01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:25,211
Okay, you're right, Scott.
You're right.
2193
01:15:25,244 --> 01:15:27,747
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Claire!
2194
01:15:27,781 --> 01:15:29,982
Claire!
2195
01:15:33,319 --> 01:15:36,288
(music playing faintly
over headphones)
2196
01:15:36,322 --> 01:15:37,624
Tell you,
Claire really seems like
2197
01:15:37,657 --> 01:15:40,025
she's enjoying school, you know?
2198
01:15:40,059 --> 01:15:41,495
Yeah.
2199
01:15:41,528 --> 01:15:44,631
She's just blossoming.
2200
01:15:44,664 --> 01:15:46,198
Yeah.
2201
01:15:46,232 --> 01:15:48,368
Girl just seems like
she could take on the world.
2202
01:15:48,401 --> 01:15:49,369
- (chuckles)
- I'll tell you,
2203
01:15:49,402 --> 01:15:52,472
whatever you did with her,
you did it right.
2204
01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:55,140
Dump some of that on Scott,
you know?
2205
01:15:57,644 --> 01:16:01,648
What do you think about
his tattoo restaurant idea?
2206
01:16:01,681 --> 01:16:03,550
I think it's terrible.
2207
01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:06,185
Getting a tattoo is like, uh...
it's a medical procedure.
2208
01:16:06,218 --> 01:16:07,754
You don't want to go
to the hospital
2209
01:16:07,787 --> 01:16:09,656
and order supper, you know?
2210
01:16:09,689 --> 01:16:14,728
I just love that he has big
dreams, but he's just so lost.
2211
01:16:14,761 --> 01:16:16,463
I mean, no matter how much I try
2212
01:16:16,496 --> 01:16:19,098
to fill him with good energy,
he just...
2213
01:16:19,131 --> 01:16:21,568
he's got no self-esteem.
2214
01:16:21,601 --> 01:16:24,471
He's really going nowhere.
2215
01:16:24,504 --> 01:16:26,773
RAY:
Don't be so hard on yourself.
2216
01:16:26,806 --> 01:16:28,274
Scientists have been
doing studies.
2217
01:16:28,307 --> 01:16:30,309
They say a lot
of this stuff is genetic.
2218
01:16:30,342 --> 01:16:32,546
You know, you inherit it
from your grandparents.
2219
01:16:32,579 --> 01:16:33,813
So blame them.
2220
01:16:33,847 --> 01:16:36,215
♪ ♪
2221
01:16:40,854 --> 01:16:42,355
♪ When ♪
2222
01:16:46,459 --> 01:16:47,827
♪ When ♪
2223
01:16:47,861 --> 01:16:49,629
OSCAR:
Let's go.
2224
01:16:51,665 --> 01:16:52,766
♪ When... ♪
2225
01:16:52,799 --> 01:16:54,534
RICHIE:
Right. If anybody sees us
2226
01:16:54,568 --> 01:16:58,538
or you hear sirens or anything
bad, you text me, "You up?"
2227
01:16:58,572 --> 01:16:59,639
Could I just text you
something else?
2228
01:16:59,673 --> 01:17:02,308
That sounds like I'm trying
to bang you, kind of.
2229
01:17:02,341 --> 01:17:04,343
- Just do it.
- Fine.
2230
01:17:04,377 --> 01:17:06,345
- Fine.
- Let's go.
2231
01:17:06,379 --> 01:17:07,847
- Let's roll.
- Hold on.
2232
01:17:07,881 --> 01:17:09,482
All right, let's go.
2233
01:17:09,516 --> 01:17:10,717
SCOTT:
Good luck, homey.
2234
01:17:10,750 --> 01:17:12,485
Love you, Scott.
2235
01:17:17,357 --> 01:17:19,593
SCOTT:
Oh, shit.
2236
01:17:19,626 --> 01:17:21,728
This is real.
2237
01:17:21,761 --> 01:17:24,196
(alarm beeping steadily)
2238
01:17:24,229 --> 01:17:25,532
♪ When ♪
2239
01:17:27,701 --> 01:17:29,234
(keypad beeping)
2240
01:17:29,268 --> 01:17:31,236
(alarm beeps,
steady beeping stops)
2241
01:17:41,881 --> 01:17:43,282
Yes! All right.
2242
01:17:47,319 --> 01:17:49,489
(video game sound effects
playing quietly)
2243
01:17:55,929 --> 01:17:57,530
You're dead.
2244
01:18:00,734 --> 01:18:01,935
MAN:
What's going on?!
2245
01:18:01,968 --> 01:18:02,936
RICHIE:
What the fuck?
2246
01:18:02,969 --> 01:18:04,671
- Who are you?!
- You're not supposed to be here.
2247
01:18:04,704 --> 01:18:06,506
What are you talking about?!
It's my store!
2248
01:18:06,539 --> 01:18:07,474
WOMAN:
Who are you talking to?
2249
01:18:07,507 --> 01:18:09,509
- Who is that?!
- Go back inside.
2250
01:18:09,542 --> 01:18:11,378
- Go back inside!
- What? Don't tell me to go back inside!
2251
01:18:11,411 --> 01:18:12,679
MAN:
I'm handling this!
2252
01:18:12,712 --> 01:18:15,314
SCOTT:
Yes. No. Yes.
2253
01:18:15,347 --> 01:18:17,717
No. Yes. Yes. No.
2254
01:18:17,751 --> 01:18:18,785
Get the fuck out of my store!
2255
01:18:18,818 --> 01:18:19,786
- I just don't want to hurt you, okay?
- Get out!
2256
01:18:19,819 --> 01:18:20,754
- I just...
- You're not doing this again, okay?!
2257
01:18:20,787 --> 01:18:23,288
- This is the third time!
- Enough of you guys!
2258
01:18:23,322 --> 01:18:24,491
- Third time this year!
- RICHIE: Shit! Shit!
2259
01:18:24,524 --> 01:18:26,359
- WOMAN: Get out!
- What the hell?
2260
01:18:26,393 --> 01:18:28,561
- Get off me!
- MAN: Not today!
2261
01:18:28,595 --> 01:18:31,731
Not today!
Today is Alan Moskowitz's day!
2262
01:18:34,467 --> 01:18:37,404
SCOTT:
Well, who's the pretty lady?
2263
01:18:37,437 --> 01:18:40,239
Hello, Angelina Jolie.
2264
01:18:40,272 --> 01:18:41,508
(chuckles)
2265
01:18:42,575 --> 01:18:43,443
(door rattling)
2266
01:18:43,476 --> 01:18:45,210
- Yo, it's locked!
- Where are the keys?
2267
01:18:45,244 --> 01:18:46,680
We left the keys on the counter.
2268
01:18:46,713 --> 01:18:47,681
Why'd you lock the door?
2269
01:18:47,714 --> 01:18:50,383
Because I didn't want anybody
to come in, man.
2270
01:18:50,417 --> 01:18:52,552
MAN: You're not
gonna do this to me again!
2271
01:18:52,585 --> 01:18:53,420
Not in my store!
2272
01:18:53,453 --> 01:18:55,588
- We've never been here before!
- Shit!
2273
01:18:55,622 --> 01:18:56,823
(gasping)
2274
01:18:56,856 --> 01:18:58,290
I'm standing my ground!
2275
01:18:58,323 --> 01:19:00,360
- (gunshot)
- (panicked shout)
2276
01:19:03,730 --> 01:19:04,798
Fuck.
2277
01:19:04,831 --> 01:19:07,434
Shit!
2278
01:19:07,467 --> 01:19:08,568
(groans)
2279
01:19:08,601 --> 01:19:11,236
- "You up? You up? You up?"
- (text messages swooshing)
2280
01:19:11,270 --> 01:19:12,439
- What's happening?
- Be quiet. Be quiet.
2281
01:19:12,472 --> 01:19:13,773
- Be quiet. Be quiet.
- (phone chimes)
2282
01:19:14,808 --> 01:19:17,577
(phone chimes twice)
2283
01:19:17,610 --> 01:19:19,012
"Want to fuck? Want to fuck?
Want to fuck? Want to fuck?"
2284
01:19:19,045 --> 01:19:20,714
(grunting):
"Do you want to fuck?
2285
01:19:20,747 --> 01:19:22,882
Do you want to fuck?
Do you want to fuck?"
2286
01:19:22,916 --> 01:19:25,719
(phone chiming repeatedly)
2287
01:19:25,752 --> 01:19:26,786
(panicked shout)
2288
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:27,654
Okay, right, Igor.
2289
01:19:27,687 --> 01:19:28,788
- Answer the phone, Igor.
- (line ringing)
2290
01:19:28,822 --> 01:19:30,690
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
2291
01:19:30,724 --> 01:19:31,725
(panting)
2292
01:19:31,758 --> 01:19:33,526
(ringtone playing
The Office theme song)
2293
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,562
(whispering):
No. No. No. No. No.
2294
01:19:35,595 --> 01:19:36,396
Scott.
2295
01:19:36,429 --> 01:19:38,631
(ringtone continues)
2296
01:19:40,667 --> 01:19:41,634
(screams)
2297
01:19:41,668 --> 01:19:43,436
(ringtone playing
"Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa)
2298
01:19:43,470 --> 01:19:44,604
OSCAR:
Shut off your ringers!
2299
01:19:44,637 --> 01:19:46,806
- Goddamn it.
- (ringtone continues)
2300
01:19:49,676 --> 01:19:52,879
- (line beeps)
- Hey, Oscar, it's, uh, Scott.
2301
01:19:52,912 --> 01:19:56,281
I was just, uh, wondering
if, uh, you know,
2302
01:19:56,315 --> 01:19:57,917
you're almost done
with that thing.
2303
01:19:57,951 --> 01:19:59,719
We need those keys.
2304
01:20:05,358 --> 01:20:06,659
(panicked shouts)
2305
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:12,599
♪ ♪
2306
01:20:14,934 --> 01:20:16,569
Fuck that!
2307
01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:18,605
Holy shit!
2308
01:20:19,973 --> 01:20:21,541
(grunting)
2309
01:20:21,574 --> 01:20:23,308
Come on, Igor!
Come on! Come on!
2310
01:20:23,342 --> 01:20:26,679
(sirens wailing)
2311
01:20:27,346 --> 01:20:29,314
Um, the robbers are inside!
2312
01:20:29,348 --> 01:20:30,884
Hands in the air!
2313
01:20:30,917 --> 01:20:32,519
The lady inside's got a gun.
2314
01:20:33,219 --> 01:20:34,420
OFFICER:
Get down on the ground!
2315
01:20:34,454 --> 01:20:35,889
OFFICER 2:
Do not move!
2316
01:20:35,922 --> 01:20:38,525
(siren approaching)
2317
01:20:38,558 --> 01:20:40,527
Why would you rob a pharmacy?
2318
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:41,861
SCOTT: I wasn't
robbing a pharmacy, okay?
2319
01:20:41,895 --> 01:20:43,797
I was the lookout,
for your information.
2320
01:20:43,830 --> 01:20:45,832
The lookout is also
committing a crime.
2321
01:20:45,865 --> 01:20:47,033
Are you fucking crazy?
2322
01:20:47,066 --> 01:20:48,468
Look, it's all
Ray's fault, okay?
2323
01:20:48,501 --> 01:20:49,803
He's trying to kick me out.
2324
01:20:49,836 --> 01:20:52,038
So I panicked
and made a bad decision, okay?
2325
01:20:52,071 --> 01:20:53,072
I'm only human!
2326
01:20:53,106 --> 01:20:54,974
A bad decision?
That's a felony.
2327
01:20:55,008 --> 01:20:56,075
Yeah, so?
2328
01:20:56,109 --> 01:20:58,578
I didn't even, I didn't even
go inside, all right?
2329
01:20:58,611 --> 01:21:00,380
Uh, it's not...
(stutters) I'm untouchable.
2330
01:21:00,413 --> 01:21:01,948
I didn't do anything, all right?
2331
01:21:01,981 --> 01:21:03,082
Uh, i-it's Ray, okay?
2332
01:21:03,116 --> 01:21:04,284
He... I-I know
he's up to something.
2333
01:21:04,316 --> 01:21:07,020
- He's trying to erase Dad.
- Can you just let Mom be happy?
2334
01:21:07,053 --> 01:21:08,221
She is happy.
2335
01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:10,490
Well, she will be, you know,
once I get rid of that guy.
2336
01:21:10,523 --> 01:21:12,659
He's hiding shit, okay?
He's hiding shit.
2337
01:21:12,692 --> 01:21:14,060
He's a weasel.
I-I'm onto him.
2338
01:21:14,093 --> 01:21:15,595
This is why
I didn't want to leave,
2339
01:21:15,628 --> 01:21:17,564
'cause now all your crazy's
focused on Mom.
2340
01:21:17,597 --> 01:21:18,765
I'm not doing
anything crazy, okay?
2341
01:21:18,798 --> 01:21:21,067
Doing nothing would be crazy.
I'm doing something, okay?
2342
01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:22,435
I'm taking action!
2343
01:21:22,468 --> 01:21:24,938
Leave Mom alone.
Stop acting like you.
2344
01:21:24,971 --> 01:21:26,072
What's that mean?!
2345
01:21:26,105 --> 01:21:27,674
You ruined my Halloween party.
2346
01:21:27,707 --> 01:21:29,108
You know, you know what?
You know what?
2347
01:21:29,142 --> 01:21:31,444
Go enjoy your party.
I-I got this.
2348
01:21:31,477 --> 01:21:34,380
You don't got this.
Don't do anything.
2349
01:21:34,414 --> 01:21:35,448
I got this.
2350
01:21:35,481 --> 01:21:36,983
Don't do anything!
2351
01:21:37,016 --> 01:21:39,352
♪ ♪
2352
01:21:54,934 --> 01:21:56,736
Hey, Scott. What's up?
2353
01:21:56,769 --> 01:21:58,838
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
2354
01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:01,474
I, uh... I just came by
to say hi to the kids.
2355
01:22:01,507 --> 01:22:02,709
Are-are they around?
2356
01:22:02,742 --> 01:22:03,810
Oh.
2357
01:22:03,843 --> 01:22:05,044
Well, they're not here.
2358
01:22:05,078 --> 01:22:07,046
They went to their grandma's.
2359
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:08,548
Oh.
2360
01:22:08,581 --> 01:22:10,750
Well, what do you got
going on over there?
2361
01:22:10,783 --> 01:22:12,752
I'm trying to open
this bottle of wine,
2362
01:22:12,785 --> 01:22:14,888
but I think I mangled the cork.
2363
01:22:14,921 --> 01:22:15,855
(grunts)
2364
01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:18,057
Oh, well, I could help.
You want me to help?
2365
01:22:18,091 --> 01:22:19,893
Yes. Yes.
2366
01:22:19,926 --> 01:22:21,527
Please.
2367
01:22:22,061 --> 01:22:24,664
- Yeah!
- Yes.
2368
01:22:24,697 --> 01:22:27,166
So, uh, do you have a friend
coming over or something?
2369
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:29,502
Oh, no. (chuckles)
2370
01:22:29,535 --> 01:22:31,905
No, I just need some mommy time.
2371
01:22:31,938 --> 01:22:36,042
Sometimes, mommies need to drink
when the kids are away.
2372
01:22:36,075 --> 01:22:37,510
Oh, well, could I hang?
2373
01:22:37,543 --> 01:22:39,479
I-I could use some mommy time.
2374
01:22:39,512 --> 01:22:42,048
Sure, but are you
old enough to drink?
2375
01:22:42,081 --> 01:22:44,017
Yeah, I'm old enough.
I just... I'd rather smoke.
2376
01:22:44,050 --> 01:22:45,485
Do you mind if I smoke in here?
2377
01:22:45,518 --> 01:22:46,786
Oh, no. No.
2378
01:22:46,819 --> 01:22:48,621
- (grunts)
- Let's crack some windows.
2379
01:22:48,655 --> 01:22:50,924
- It's Tuesday.
- Really?
2380
01:22:50,957 --> 01:22:53,092
'Cause Ray hates
when I smoke weed.
2381
01:22:53,126 --> 01:22:55,695
Mm. Well, I hate Ray.
2382
01:22:55,728 --> 01:22:57,163
Awesome.
2383
01:22:57,196 --> 01:23:00,566
♪ ♪
2384
01:23:04,704 --> 01:23:06,839
- Mm.
- You know...
2385
01:23:08,107 --> 01:23:09,909
You have the sweetest,
2386
01:23:09,943 --> 01:23:12,111
most adorable kids
I've ever met in my life.
2387
01:23:12,145 --> 01:23:14,080
Like, I can't believe
they came out of Ray.
2388
01:23:14,113 --> 01:23:15,982
I know.
2389
01:23:16,015 --> 01:23:17,183
And you know what?
2390
01:23:17,216 --> 01:23:18,885
You know what
the thing is about Ray?
2391
01:23:18,918 --> 01:23:22,055
I never say a bad word
about him in front of the kids,
2392
01:23:22,088 --> 01:23:27,093
which is very difficult
because he's a cunt.
2393
01:23:27,126 --> 01:23:28,628
Yeah, I-I can imagine.
2394
01:23:28,661 --> 01:23:32,598
Well, I'm not one of your kids,
so have at it.
2395
01:23:32,632 --> 01:23:35,101
Let it all out.
Tell me everything.
2396
01:23:35,134 --> 01:23:37,537
Do you know he is fighting to
2397
01:23:37,570 --> 01:23:40,673
actively not have custody
of his kids?
2398
01:23:40,707 --> 01:23:42,075
- You can do that?
- Yeah.
2399
01:23:42,108 --> 01:23:43,710
- That's insane.
- I know.
2400
01:23:43,743 --> 01:23:45,044
Who wouldn't want
to hang with your kids?
2401
01:23:45,078 --> 01:23:47,246
Who wouldn't want to hang out
with those kids?
2402
01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:50,049
What monster wouldn't want
to hang out with those kids?
2403
01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:51,551
Every second!
2404
01:23:51,584 --> 01:23:52,719
Your daughter sang
the other day.
2405
01:23:52,752 --> 01:23:53,853
What did she sing?
2406
01:23:53,886 --> 01:23:56,055
Something from, like,
Oklahoma! or something,
2407
01:23:56,089 --> 01:23:57,991
and-and I hate that shit,
and I fucking loved it.
2408
01:23:58,024 --> 01:24:00,626
- (chuckles)
- She's such a little angel.
2409
01:24:00,660 --> 01:24:02,862
- Mm.
- I-I thought she was a robot for, like,
2410
01:24:02,895 --> 01:24:05,031
the first couple days
I was hanging out with her.
2411
01:24:05,064 --> 01:24:06,799
I know. She's so perfect.
2412
01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:08,301
What a fucking putz.
2413
01:24:08,334 --> 01:24:09,802
Yeah, so he only
wants to see them
2414
01:24:09,836 --> 01:24:12,205
on Wednesday night for dinner
and Sunday.
2415
01:24:12,238 --> 01:24:14,974
- (scoffs) You can't just pick and choose.
- And, uh...
2416
01:24:15,008 --> 01:24:15,808
No, you can't.
2417
01:24:15,842 --> 01:24:17,543
What are your kids,
the NFL package?
2418
01:24:17,577 --> 01:24:19,045
- Wait, you're only... Yeah.
- Yeah.
2419
01:24:19,078 --> 01:24:21,014
But why would you want
your kids, really,
2420
01:24:21,047 --> 01:24:25,918
if you don't have an apartment
and you sleep at the firehouse?
2421
01:24:25,952 --> 01:24:28,087
- (scoffs, chuckles)
- I mean, you...
2422
01:24:28,121 --> 01:24:29,288
Unbelievable. (chuckles)
2423
01:24:29,322 --> 01:24:30,890
What kind of a grown man
2424
01:24:30,923 --> 01:24:33,292
can't afford his own apartment
in Staten Island?
2425
01:24:33,326 --> 01:24:35,061
Fucking loser.
2426
01:24:35,094 --> 01:24:37,864
He lost all our money gambling.
2427
01:24:37,897 --> 01:24:43,169
He is homeless, he's penniless,
and he's a deadbeat dad.
2428
01:24:43,202 --> 01:24:45,038
What is your mom doing with him?
2429
01:24:45,071 --> 01:24:47,707
You know, my mom hasn't
gotten laid in 17 years,
2430
01:24:47,740 --> 01:24:49,275
so I think her bar
is pretty low.
2431
01:24:49,308 --> 01:24:52,045
Really? Yeah.
2432
01:24:52,078 --> 01:24:54,180
He's good in bed,
I hate to say it.
2433
01:24:54,213 --> 01:24:55,114
All right.
2434
01:24:55,148 --> 01:24:57,850
Well, I didn't really
need to know that.
2435
01:24:57,884 --> 01:24:58,718
Yeah.
2436
01:24:58,751 --> 01:25:01,054
He's got a beautiful cock.
2437
01:25:01,087 --> 01:25:04,757
I mean, it's the...
it's his only attribute.
2438
01:25:04,791 --> 01:25:06,926
That big thick cock
kept me in it
2439
01:25:06,959 --> 01:25:09,662
for eight years longer
than I should have stayed.
2440
01:25:09,695 --> 01:25:11,197
It's a fact.
2441
01:25:11,230 --> 01:25:12,832
I knew I smelled you.
2442
01:25:12,865 --> 01:25:14,368
- The fuck, Scott?
- SCOTT: What?
2443
01:25:14,401 --> 01:25:16,335
Huh? What, are you
spying on me now?
2444
01:25:16,370 --> 01:25:17,804
- You Magnum, P.I.?
- What?
2445
01:25:17,837 --> 01:25:18,905
Telling your mom
that I'm homeless?
2446
01:25:18,938 --> 01:25:21,040
You think it's funny
to tell her that I'm a loser?
2447
01:25:21,074 --> 01:25:22,775
What are you talking...
No. What?
2448
01:25:22,809 --> 01:25:24,210
What do you mean,
what am I talking about?
2449
01:25:24,243 --> 01:25:26,145
You've been speak...
You talking to my ex-wife?
2450
01:25:26,179 --> 01:25:27,980
Uh, yeah. She's actually
a really nice person.
2451
01:25:28,014 --> 01:25:29,782
- Oh, is she? Why don't you marry her?
- Yeah.
2452
01:25:29,816 --> 01:25:31,217
Why don't you marry her
and see what the fuck happens?
2453
01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:33,219
Hey, I'm just trying to protect
my mom from you, okay?
2454
01:25:33,252 --> 01:25:34,388
You're a fucking psychopath.
2455
01:25:34,421 --> 01:25:35,755
- Oh, I'm a psychopath?
- Yeah.
2456
01:25:35,788 --> 01:25:36,856
I've been nothing
but nice to you!
2457
01:25:36,889 --> 01:25:38,124
I tried giving you direction.
2458
01:25:38,157 --> 01:25:39,826
You're too busy
smoking your fucking weed.
2459
01:25:39,859 --> 01:25:41,661
And all you've been doing
is trying to destroy
2460
01:25:41,694 --> 01:25:42,895
everything that I have
with Margie.
2461
01:25:42,929 --> 01:25:44,630
Because you're
a fucking loser, dude!
2462
01:25:44,664 --> 01:25:45,965
You're a, you're a
degenerate gambler
2463
01:25:45,998 --> 01:25:48,101
in your-your mid-50s,
who bets on the Jets.
2464
01:25:48,134 --> 01:25:49,969
Uh, who... Have you not learned
anything about betting?
2465
01:25:50,002 --> 01:25:51,804
- The Jets are gonna come back!
- No, they're not!
2466
01:25:51,838 --> 01:25:53,072
They got three
number one fucking picks!
2467
01:25:53,106 --> 01:25:55,007
They're never gonna come back!
They're never gonna come back!
2468
01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:56,209
I'm trying to give
your mother a good life!
2469
01:25:56,242 --> 01:25:58,845
I... No, you're not, okay?
You're a piece of shit, dude.
2470
01:25:58,878 --> 01:26:00,880
You're a fucking drug addict!
I'm a piece of shit?
2471
01:26:00,913 --> 01:26:02,815
Yeah, you're a piece of shit!
I'm a fucking loser?
2472
01:26:02,849 --> 01:26:04,117
You're the biggest loser
I ever met in my fucking life!
2473
01:26:04,150 --> 01:26:05,318
- Oh, really? You should know.
- Yeah! Yeah!
2474
01:26:05,352 --> 01:26:06,319
You surround yourself with them.
2475
01:26:06,353 --> 01:26:07,286
- Oh, yeah? Why don't you try me?
- Oh, really?
2476
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:08,355
Why don't you try me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
2477
01:26:08,388 --> 01:26:09,456
This ain't gonna go
how you think it's gonna go.
2478
01:26:09,490 --> 01:26:12,091
So why don't you get the fuck
out of my... Really?
2479
01:26:15,995 --> 01:26:17,163
- Fucking asshole.
- Throw a fucking punch at me?
2480
01:26:17,196 --> 01:26:18,664
- Oh, yeah.
- Huh? You gonna cool off?
2481
01:26:18,698 --> 01:26:19,899
- Come here, cocksucker.
- You gonna cool off?
2482
01:26:19,932 --> 01:26:20,933
- I'll fucking cool you off.
- (grunts)
2483
01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:23,636
- Yeah, I'll fucking cool you off!
- (both yell)
2484
01:26:27,707 --> 01:26:28,975
Hey, you cool off now?
2485
01:26:29,008 --> 01:26:30,743
You're in there
'cause of your own actions!
2486
01:26:30,776 --> 01:26:31,744
Are you kidding me?!
2487
01:26:31,777 --> 01:26:33,846
I'm gonna tell my mom
you tried to drown me.
2488
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:34,714
In an aboveground pool?
2489
01:26:34,747 --> 01:26:35,848
You're, like,
fucking eight feet tall.
2490
01:26:35,882 --> 01:26:38,017
You're lucky my dad isn't here.
He would kick your ass.
2491
01:26:38,050 --> 01:26:40,420
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what,
I knew your dad. Okay?
2492
01:26:40,454 --> 01:26:42,955
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I crossed paths with him a number of times.
2493
01:26:42,989 --> 01:26:46,692
And you know what? He was even
a bigger asshole than you are!
2494
01:26:47,793 --> 01:26:48,895
All right, that's it, that's it.
2495
01:26:48,928 --> 01:26:50,263
It's over. It's over.
2496
01:26:50,296 --> 01:26:51,731
(grunts) Huh? Huh?
2497
01:26:51,764 --> 01:26:53,299
- You like that? You like that?
- Ow.
2498
01:26:53,332 --> 01:26:55,201
(both grunting)
2499
01:26:58,738 --> 01:27:00,907
(muttering)
2500
01:27:02,008 --> 01:27:03,309
- Jesus.
- Fucking asshole.
2501
01:27:03,342 --> 01:27:05,778
- Come on, tap out! Tap out!
- (grunting)
2502
01:27:05,811 --> 01:27:07,313
- Fuck you! No!
- Get me out! Let me out!
2503
01:27:07,346 --> 01:27:08,448
- No! No!
- Let me out!
2504
01:27:08,482 --> 01:27:09,815
- MARGIE: Oh, my God!
- Get me out!
2505
01:27:09,849 --> 01:27:12,185
What's the matter with you?!
2506
01:27:12,218 --> 01:27:13,387
He's a psycho.
2507
01:27:13,420 --> 01:27:14,787
RAY:
No.
2508
01:27:14,820 --> 01:27:16,390
- We're just talking.
- About what?
2509
01:27:16,423 --> 01:27:18,858
- About him telling you lies about me.
- He's an animal.
2510
01:27:18,891 --> 01:27:20,026
He picked me up
and he threw me in the pool.
2511
01:27:20,059 --> 01:27:22,396
- All right? He has to go.
- No, I need you to go. Now.
2512
01:27:22,429 --> 01:27:24,230
What? Why-why me?
He-he's the one who started it.
2513
01:27:24,263 --> 01:27:25,898
Yeah, that's right.
Get the hell out of here.
2514
01:27:25,932 --> 01:27:27,800
And get a job and a life
while you're at it.
2515
01:27:27,833 --> 01:27:28,935
Your freeloading days are over.
2516
01:27:28,968 --> 01:27:30,136
You, too. Get going.
2517
01:27:30,169 --> 01:27:32,071
Wait, what did I do?
2518
01:27:32,104 --> 01:27:34,740
You put your hands on my son!
2519
01:27:34,774 --> 01:27:35,875
You're not respecting my family!
2520
01:27:35,908 --> 01:27:36,876
You're an animal!
2521
01:27:36,909 --> 01:27:38,211
Look, okay, just listen.
2522
01:27:38,244 --> 01:27:40,213
- Just calm down.
- I don't have to calm down!
2523
01:27:40,246 --> 01:27:41,814
What are...
You're attacking my son!
2524
01:27:41,847 --> 01:27:43,349
And you're, and you're
making up lies!
2525
01:27:43,383 --> 01:27:45,385
You made... You tricked me into
thinking you're a good guy.
2526
01:27:45,419 --> 01:27:46,386
You're not a good guy.
2527
01:27:46,420 --> 01:27:47,454
- Right. Mm-hmm.
- You're a fucking small guy.
2528
01:27:47,487 --> 01:27:50,022
Margie, Margie, just let me
explain this to you.
2529
01:27:50,056 --> 01:27:52,091
- Just let me talk to you, okay?
- You are not in control of me.
2530
01:27:52,124 --> 01:27:53,192
Okay, okay, listen, all right?
2531
01:27:53,226 --> 01:27:55,027
Okay, you don't have
all the information you need.
2532
01:27:55,061 --> 01:27:56,028
All right? Scott is acting out
2533
01:27:56,062 --> 01:27:57,997
'cause he's afraid
to move on with his life.
2534
01:27:58,030 --> 01:27:59,499
It's no different than
when the Boston Red Sox
2535
01:27:59,533 --> 01:28:00,567
finally won
a World Series, okay?
2536
01:28:00,601 --> 01:28:01,635
- Oh, my God.
- They had, they had to get to a point
2537
01:28:01,668 --> 01:28:03,470
- where-where they believed, okay?
- Just shut up.
2538
01:28:03,503 --> 01:28:04,671
- All-all...
- Shut the fuck up.
2539
01:28:04,705 --> 01:28:07,139
All I did was just ask him
a question, and he flipped out.
2540
01:28:07,173 --> 01:28:08,808
So I put him in the water,
which is soft.
2541
01:28:08,841 --> 01:28:09,742
I diffused the situation.
2542
01:28:09,775 --> 01:28:11,177
It was what-what
m-my training's all about.
2543
01:28:11,210 --> 01:28:12,546
I-I wa... I was totally
diffusing the situation.
2544
01:28:12,579 --> 01:28:13,346
Do you ever shut up?
2545
01:28:13,380 --> 01:28:14,280
Do you ever just
shut the fuck up?
2546
01:28:14,313 --> 01:28:16,282
You just talk and you talk
and you talk,
2547
01:28:16,315 --> 01:28:17,817
and you don't know
what you're saying.
2548
01:28:17,850 --> 01:28:19,085
It makes no sense.
2549
01:28:19,118 --> 01:28:21,053
It's like you picked up
all these little pieces
2550
01:28:21,087 --> 01:28:23,055
of information from all over.
2551
01:28:23,089 --> 01:28:24,991
They don't make any sense.
They're fragments.
2552
01:28:25,024 --> 01:28:27,126
No sense. Nonsense.
2553
01:28:31,197 --> 01:28:32,832
I-I'm not talking.
2554
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,535
I've had it up to here.
I'm done.
2555
01:28:35,569 --> 01:28:38,204
Both of you,
get your shit out of here.
2556
01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:44,076
Margie.
2557
01:28:45,311 --> 01:28:46,546
(sighs):
Oh, fuck.
2558
01:28:46,580 --> 01:28:47,547
Well... (sighs)
2559
01:28:47,581 --> 01:28:49,982
Well, where do we go now?
2560
01:28:50,016 --> 01:28:52,218
What are you asking me for?
2561
01:28:52,251 --> 01:28:55,788
You created this whole mess,
you fucking schmuck.
2562
01:28:57,457 --> 01:28:59,825
♪ ♪
2563
01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:03,896
(grunting)
2564
01:29:25,519 --> 01:29:27,153
(phone buzzes)
2565
01:29:29,356 --> 01:29:30,956
Hey, man.
2566
01:29:32,492 --> 01:29:34,293
(sighs)
2567
01:29:34,327 --> 01:29:35,562
Are you mad at me?
2568
01:29:35,595 --> 01:29:37,431
Me? No, of course not.
2569
01:29:37,464 --> 01:29:39,231
Are-are you mad at me?
2570
01:29:39,265 --> 01:29:40,199
I mean,
2571
01:29:40,232 --> 01:29:41,334
- no, but...
- Are they...
2572
01:29:41,368 --> 01:29:43,202
Are they asking questions
about me?
2573
01:29:43,235 --> 01:29:45,171
I'm not gonna snitch
on you, man.
2574
01:29:45,204 --> 01:29:47,374
But at the same time, like,
what am I gonna say to them?
2575
01:29:47,407 --> 01:29:50,142
You were the lookout
that didn't look out.
2576
01:29:51,043 --> 01:29:53,613
Um, well, I've been
meaning to ask you.
2577
01:29:53,647 --> 01:29:58,884
Um... you know, since you're in
here, uh, well, I was wondering
2578
01:29:58,918 --> 01:30:02,422
if you wouldn't mind me staying
at your house for a little bit.
2579
01:30:02,456 --> 01:30:05,157
You came up here to ask me that?
2580
01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:06,292
- I also came to see you.
- You came...
2581
01:30:06,325 --> 01:30:08,094
No, you didn't come to see me.
You came to ask me that.
2582
01:30:08,127 --> 01:30:08,928
And, no, you can't stay
at my house.
2583
01:30:08,961 --> 01:30:10,062
I'm sor... I have
nowhere to go, bro.
2584
01:30:10,096 --> 01:30:11,263
- My house is frightening, dude.
- My mom kicked, my mom
2585
01:30:11,297 --> 01:30:13,367
- kicked me out.
- The fuck are you doing with your life?
2586
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,101
Drive all the way down here
just to ask me
2587
01:30:15,134 --> 01:30:16,268
if you can stay at my house.
2588
01:30:16,302 --> 01:30:17,671
- No, I-I...
- No, you don't love me.
2589
01:30:17,704 --> 01:30:18,672
I do love you.
2590
01:30:18,705 --> 01:30:20,005
I'm sorry.
I-I... You're right.
2591
01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:21,040
I shouldn't have asked.
I'm sorry.
2592
01:30:21,073 --> 01:30:23,377
And you know what?
I need you to do me a favor.
2593
01:30:23,410 --> 01:30:24,611
Anything, bro. Just ask.
2594
01:30:24,644 --> 01:30:27,647
You got to feed my cat,
all right?
2595
01:30:27,681 --> 01:30:29,683
For the next
three to five months.
2596
01:30:29,716 --> 01:30:31,150
Is there anything else
I could do?
2597
01:30:31,183 --> 01:30:33,052
'Cause I'm-I'm kind of
allergic to cats.
2598
01:30:34,186 --> 01:30:36,356
You better look out
for Sprinkles,
2599
01:30:36,390 --> 01:30:39,291
because I'm looking out
for you, all right?
2600
01:30:39,325 --> 01:30:40,394
You got it.
2601
01:30:40,427 --> 01:30:42,128
And, listen, man.
2602
01:30:42,161 --> 01:30:44,130
I need you to spend time
with Sprinkles.
2603
01:30:44,163 --> 01:30:46,098
I don't want you just
2604
01:30:46,132 --> 01:30:48,100
going in there,
feeding him and running out.
2605
01:30:48,134 --> 01:30:49,403
You got to go in there,
scratch his belly.
2606
01:30:49,436 --> 01:30:53,540
You tell him I miss him
and I'll see him soon.
2607
01:30:53,573 --> 01:30:55,007
Right.
2608
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:57,243
Um, how, uh, how are the boys?
2609
01:30:57,276 --> 01:30:58,978
How's Igor and Richie
doing in there?
2610
01:30:59,011 --> 01:31:01,515
I'll tell you right now.
I haven't seen Richie.
2611
01:31:01,548 --> 01:31:02,516
Igor?
2612
01:31:02,549 --> 01:31:04,384
Bro, look to your right.
2613
01:31:04,418 --> 01:31:05,419
That's Carla.
2614
01:31:05,452 --> 01:31:06,353
Carla.
2615
01:31:06,386 --> 01:31:08,555
SCOTT (whispering):
Holy shit! Get the...
2616
01:31:08,588 --> 01:31:10,122
Bro, she's fucking real.
2617
01:31:10,156 --> 01:31:11,190
She's fucking real.
2618
01:31:11,223 --> 01:31:12,392
She's fucking real.
Holy shit.
2619
01:31:12,426 --> 01:31:15,429
Yo. She's hot, man.
2620
01:31:18,365 --> 01:31:20,500
SCOTT: He was telling the truth
the entire time.
2621
01:31:21,601 --> 01:31:23,035
- Good for him, man.
- I know.
2622
01:31:23,068 --> 01:31:25,171
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
2623
01:31:25,204 --> 01:31:28,174
- (crickets chirping)
- (snoring)
2624
01:31:28,207 --> 01:31:31,977
(door opens, closes)
2625
01:31:32,746 --> 01:31:34,146
MAN:
Hey, you.
2626
01:31:34,180 --> 01:31:35,449
What the hell
are you doing there?
2627
01:31:35,482 --> 01:31:37,617
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought this was my house.
2628
01:31:37,651 --> 01:31:40,654
Get out of my backyard!
2629
01:31:40,687 --> 01:31:42,955
Get the hell out of here!
2630
01:31:50,764 --> 01:31:52,666
I'm really glad we did that.
2631
01:31:52,699 --> 01:31:54,333
It was really nice.
2632
01:31:54,367 --> 01:31:55,702
- Me, too.
- (chuckles)
2633
01:31:55,735 --> 01:31:57,571
That was awesome.
2634
01:31:57,604 --> 01:31:59,473
Yeah. I missed you.
2635
01:31:59,506 --> 01:32:01,575
- Oh, yeah? I missed you, too.
- (chuckles)
2636
01:32:01,608 --> 01:32:02,776
Just like, uh, old times.
2637
01:32:02,809 --> 01:32:04,343
I miss all my friends, you know.
2638
01:32:04,377 --> 01:32:08,047
- (chuckles)
- Mr. Shark, Mr. Weird Skeleton.
2639
01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:09,749
- Well, they missed you, too.
- (laughs)
2640
01:32:09,783 --> 01:32:11,551
They missed you, too.
2641
01:32:13,420 --> 01:32:16,155
Hey, I, uh...
I'm in a bit of a situation.
2642
01:32:16,188 --> 01:32:18,758
You think I could stay here
for a few days?
2643
01:32:18,792 --> 01:32:20,760
What are you talking about?
2644
01:32:20,794 --> 01:32:22,127
Well, it's silly.
2645
01:32:22,161 --> 01:32:23,396
Me and Ray got into
this big fight,
2646
01:32:23,430 --> 01:32:26,600
and then my mom caught us, and
she just started yelling at us.
2647
01:32:26,633 --> 01:32:30,035
And she threw us out, so...
She kind of lost her mind.
2648
01:32:31,404 --> 01:32:33,507
Is that why you're here
right now?
2649
01:32:33,540 --> 01:32:35,341
No.
2650
01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:37,777
Did you just fuck me
for shelter?
2651
01:32:37,811 --> 01:32:39,278
No, I didn't fuck you
for shelter.
2652
01:32:39,311 --> 01:32:40,747
Uh, I-I-I didn't do anything.
2653
01:32:40,780 --> 01:32:43,783
What? I didn't... I just...
I just need a place to stay.
2654
01:32:43,817 --> 01:32:45,619
(sighs):
Oh, God.
2655
01:32:45,652 --> 01:32:49,221
Dude, dude, how many times
we got to do this?
2656
01:32:49,255 --> 01:32:50,357
What do you mean?
I-I just want to...
2657
01:32:50,390 --> 01:32:52,191
(sighs) I just need...
It's just for a couple weeks.
2658
01:32:52,224 --> 01:32:53,092
It's not that big of a deal.
2659
01:32:53,125 --> 01:32:56,128
A few weeks?
You just said a few days.
2660
01:32:56,161 --> 01:32:57,430
- Uh, or a couple months. It's...
- Months?
2661
01:32:57,464 --> 01:32:59,265
(stammers)
I'm figuring my stuff out.
2662
01:32:59,298 --> 01:33:00,534
I don't know the future.
2663
01:33:00,567 --> 01:33:03,168
Oh, my God, you...
2664
01:33:03,202 --> 01:33:04,671
There you go.
2665
01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:07,774
- What the... Hey.
- I'm not going to let myself
2666
01:33:07,807 --> 01:33:09,843
be upset by you, but
I'm gonna tell you something.
2667
01:33:09,876 --> 01:33:12,144
You make me feel so crazy.
2668
01:33:12,177 --> 01:33:13,847
I'm not gonna let myself
be crazy now,
2669
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:15,715
but you make me feel crazy!
2670
01:33:15,749 --> 01:33:17,216
You are so crazy that you make
2671
01:33:17,249 --> 01:33:19,553
everyone around you
feel fucking crazy.
2672
01:33:19,586 --> 01:33:21,555
The people meet you,
and they're normal people,
2673
01:33:21,588 --> 01:33:23,557
and then they hang out with you,
and then they're fucking
2674
01:33:23,590 --> 01:33:25,090
Jack Nicholson in The Shining
or something.
2675
01:33:25,124 --> 01:33:27,293
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2676
01:33:27,326 --> 01:33:30,229
I got to stay Zen.
I got to meditate.
2677
01:33:30,262 --> 01:33:33,165
I'm meditating right now,
and you got to go.
2678
01:33:33,198 --> 01:33:35,368
- What? What?
- Yeah, here's your shit.
2679
01:33:35,402 --> 01:33:36,436
Okay.
2680
01:33:36,469 --> 01:33:37,537
Staying calm.
2681
01:33:37,571 --> 01:33:39,573
You got to leave.
It's time to go.
2682
01:33:39,606 --> 01:33:40,840
Well...
2683
01:33:40,874 --> 01:33:42,107
Get out.
2684
01:33:42,141 --> 01:33:43,710
Well, I don't have
anywhere to go.
2685
01:33:43,743 --> 01:33:46,145
It's not my problem anymore.
2686
01:33:46,178 --> 01:33:48,147
Thank you for the sex.
2687
01:33:48,180 --> 01:33:51,451
It was wonderful
until you started talking.
2688
01:33:51,484 --> 01:33:52,318
You got to go.
2689
01:33:52,352 --> 01:33:54,754
Could I sleep
in your brother's room?
2690
01:33:54,788 --> 01:33:55,855
No.
2691
01:33:55,889 --> 01:33:57,724
But he has bunk beds.
2692
01:33:57,757 --> 01:33:59,593
He's 14 years old.
2693
01:33:59,626 --> 01:34:01,628
(TV playing quietly)
2694
01:34:03,496 --> 01:34:05,732
Hey, yo, Dougie,
can I crash in your room?
2695
01:34:05,765 --> 01:34:07,400
That's not happening, bro.
2696
01:34:07,434 --> 01:34:09,436
(sighs):
Jesus Christ.
2697
01:34:10,637 --> 01:34:12,639
♪ ♪
2698
01:34:19,613 --> 01:34:21,180
(sighs):
Fuck.
2699
01:34:21,881 --> 01:34:24,249
♪ ♪
2700
01:34:41,801 --> 01:34:44,169
♪ ♪
2701
01:34:54,614 --> 01:34:57,216
Hey, do you know
where Ray Bishop is?
2702
01:34:57,249 --> 01:34:59,953
He's in the back.
Come with me.
2703
01:34:59,986 --> 01:35:01,955
How about next time
you put your mask on
2704
01:35:01,988 --> 01:35:03,056
before we get off the rig?
2705
01:35:03,089 --> 01:35:05,358
I mean, I'm standing at
that front door for a minute
2706
01:35:05,392 --> 01:35:06,660
- waiting for you. What the hell?
- I told him to.
2707
01:35:06,693 --> 01:35:07,927
Always with
the backhanded compliment.
2708
01:35:07,961 --> 01:35:09,261
Why can't you just, you know,
2709
01:35:09,294 --> 01:35:10,463
at least say
the nice thing and then...
2710
01:35:10,497 --> 01:35:12,599
- Listen, you should be happy with any compliment.
- Okay.
2711
01:35:12,632 --> 01:35:13,500
- It's constructive criticism.
- It's...
2712
01:35:13,533 --> 01:35:14,434
- It just... It's always bad.
- Go ahead.
2713
01:35:14,467 --> 01:35:16,870
I would respond better
to encouragement.
2714
01:35:16,903 --> 01:35:18,237
I'm just...
2715
01:35:18,270 --> 01:35:19,806
I encourage you
to shut the fuck up.
2716
01:35:19,839 --> 01:35:20,807
(laughter)
2717
01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:21,741
He's soft. He can't take it.
2718
01:35:21,775 --> 01:35:22,942
- You're right.
- He's an emotional eater.
2719
01:35:22,976 --> 01:35:25,378
RAY: Well, that's the problem
with this generation, man.
2720
01:35:25,412 --> 01:35:26,345
They can't take criticism.
2721
01:35:26,379 --> 01:35:27,881
- They get, they get all-all upset.
- I know.
2722
01:35:27,914 --> 01:35:30,282
SAVAGE: Hey, I'm not
a whole generation, all right?
2723
01:35:30,315 --> 01:35:32,284
I'm just, I'm just a man.
A man with feelings.
2724
01:35:32,317 --> 01:35:33,653
- Oh, my God.
- Aw! - Aw!
2725
01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:35,522
- Now you're making me look bad.
- (lively chatter)
2726
01:35:35,555 --> 01:35:37,424
- You're a man?
- Now you're making me look bad. Stop.
2727
01:35:37,457 --> 01:35:39,826
(laughter, chatter continues)
2728
01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:41,293
Ray.
2729
01:35:41,326 --> 01:35:42,294
Hey, Ray.
2730
01:35:42,327 --> 01:35:44,296
(chatter stops)
2731
01:35:44,329 --> 01:35:46,231
Oh, Jesus Christ.
2732
01:35:46,265 --> 01:35:48,401
What are you doing here?
2733
01:35:48,435 --> 01:35:50,837
Look, uh, I-I don't have
anywhere else to go, all right?
2734
01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:52,639
I'm out of options, so...
2735
01:35:52,672 --> 01:35:53,873
Why would I care?
2736
01:35:53,907 --> 01:35:55,442
I'm sorry. Like, uh-uh...
2737
01:35:55,475 --> 01:35:57,444
Go sleep under a tree.
I don't care.
2738
01:35:57,477 --> 01:36:00,714
Do you have any idea
what you took from me? Do you?
2739
01:36:00,747 --> 01:36:03,650
Huh? You do a 60-minute
interview with my ex-wife
2740
01:36:03,683 --> 01:36:05,552
to find out
what kind of guy I am?
2741
01:36:05,585 --> 01:36:07,319
What do you think
she was gonna say?
2742
01:36:07,353 --> 01:36:09,022
- I don't know. I...
- By the way,
2743
01:36:09,055 --> 01:36:10,957
I'm not a gambler, okay?
I day-trade.
2744
01:36:10,990 --> 01:36:12,525
I don't know the difference.
2745
01:36:12,559 --> 01:36:14,561
You should've found out
before you shot your mouth off.
2746
01:36:14,594 --> 01:36:16,396
I know you smoke a lot of weed,
but you're not dumb.
2747
01:36:16,429 --> 01:36:17,397
You knew what the fuck
you were doing.
2748
01:36:17,430 --> 01:36:19,599
You went to the person
that hates me the most
2749
01:36:19,632 --> 01:36:21,333
to get the worst review
you could possibly get.
2750
01:36:21,367 --> 01:36:22,869
Why didn't you come down here
and ask these guys
2751
01:36:22,902 --> 01:36:23,670
what they thought of me?
2752
01:36:23,703 --> 01:36:25,739
Did you ever think
of doing that?
2753
01:36:25,772 --> 01:36:27,874
(sighs) I'm sorry.
You're right. You're right.
2754
01:36:27,907 --> 01:36:29,542
- Uh, I shouldn't have done...
- You're not sorry
2755
01:36:29,576 --> 01:36:30,677
or you wouldn't have done it.
So now what?
2756
01:36:30,710 --> 01:36:31,878
Now you don't have
a place to stay?
2757
01:36:31,911 --> 01:36:33,847
So now you come down here
with your little puppy dog look
2758
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:35,882
on your face,
and I'm supposed to feel bad?
2759
01:36:35,915 --> 01:36:37,117
Look, all I know is,
2760
01:36:37,150 --> 01:36:39,886
if you're not nice to me, then
my mom will hate you forever
2761
01:36:39,919 --> 01:36:41,588
and she'll never forgive you.
2762
01:36:41,621 --> 01:36:43,056
Really?
You're gonna play that card?
2763
01:36:43,089 --> 01:36:46,059
It's a, it's a pretty good card.
2764
01:36:46,092 --> 01:36:48,361
It's all I got.
2765
01:36:48,394 --> 01:36:50,029
(crickets chirping)
2766
01:36:50,063 --> 01:36:52,432
(men snoring)
2767
01:37:01,741 --> 01:37:02,909
(sighs)
2768
01:37:02,942 --> 01:37:04,978
(whispering):
Ray.
2769
01:37:05,011 --> 01:37:07,413
Hey, Ray.
2770
01:37:07,447 --> 01:37:09,082
(singsongy):
Raymond.
2771
01:37:09,115 --> 01:37:10,750
(whispering):
Ray!
2772
01:37:12,519 --> 01:37:13,787
What?
2773
01:37:13,820 --> 01:37:14,654
Hey, I can't sleep.
2774
01:37:14,687 --> 01:37:16,356
I-I never go to sleep
this early.
2775
01:37:16,389 --> 01:37:18,925
Oh. Well, you know
what you should do?
2776
01:37:18,958 --> 01:37:20,693
You should shut the fuck up.
2777
01:37:20,727 --> 01:37:22,595
Go to sleep.
2778
01:37:22,629 --> 01:37:23,863
Thanks.
2779
01:37:23,897 --> 01:37:25,330
Can't go to sleep.
2780
01:37:25,365 --> 01:37:27,332
Why don't you
dip your weed in NyQuil,
2781
01:37:27,367 --> 01:37:29,402
you fucking drug addict?
2782
01:37:30,236 --> 01:37:33,406
(alarm ringing
and blaring loudly)
2783
01:37:40,113 --> 01:37:41,815
Hey, w-what do I do?
2784
01:37:41,848 --> 01:37:44,651
Do what you always do.
Sit there and do nothing.
2785
01:37:53,459 --> 01:37:55,461
(truck engine starts)
2786
01:37:55,495 --> 01:37:57,664
(truck doors closing)
2787
01:37:58,865 --> 01:38:00,867
(birds chirping)
2788
01:38:02,168 --> 01:38:04,537
(yawns, coughs)
2789
01:38:15,582 --> 01:38:17,650
Hey. Where do you go
to the bathroom around here?
2790
01:38:17,684 --> 01:38:19,419
Well, number one, down there.
2791
01:38:19,452 --> 01:38:21,421
Number two, Dunkin' Donuts
across the street.
2792
01:38:23,022 --> 01:38:24,757
Have a wonderful day, man.
2793
01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:26,426
Oh, thanks.
2794
01:38:28,995 --> 01:38:30,496
(sighs)
2795
01:38:31,931 --> 01:38:33,032
(shower curtain opens)
2796
01:38:33,066 --> 01:38:34,934
GARDNER:
How'd you sleep, big man?
2797
01:38:36,536 --> 01:38:37,871
I hear you're Stan's kid.
2798
01:38:37,904 --> 01:38:40,073
He was a brave man.
It's an honor to meet you.
2799
01:38:40,106 --> 01:38:41,007
Thanks, man.
2800
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:42,909
It's a, it's an honor
to meet you, too.
2801
01:38:42,942 --> 01:38:44,477
I-I didn't do anything, though.
2802
01:38:44,510 --> 01:38:46,012
You don't think you did?
2803
01:38:46,045 --> 01:38:47,080
No.
2804
01:38:47,113 --> 01:38:49,883
I appreciate your sacrifice.
2805
01:38:51,684 --> 01:38:53,486
No, I got this one
to impress a girl.
2806
01:38:53,519 --> 01:38:55,488
Oh? And how did that work out?
2807
01:38:55,521 --> 01:38:56,623
Not good.
2808
01:38:56,656 --> 01:38:58,691
- We've been married 18 years.
- PAPA: Ooh, poor woman.
2809
01:38:58,725 --> 01:39:00,727
- 18 years, huh?
- Congratulations.
2810
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:01,661
- Thank you.
- Wow.
2811
01:39:01,694 --> 01:39:04,764
The rest I got, you know,
Maori, tribal.
2812
01:39:04,797 --> 01:39:05,899
SCOTT:
It's beautiful work, man.
2813
01:39:05,932 --> 01:39:07,033
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
2814
01:39:07,066 --> 01:39:07,901
- What was that one?
- Maori.
2815
01:39:07,934 --> 01:39:09,636
This stands for
strength and courage.
2816
01:39:09,669 --> 01:39:10,803
- LOCKWOOD: Really?
- Yeah.
2817
01:39:10,837 --> 01:39:12,505
(door opens)
2818
01:39:12,538 --> 01:39:14,841
What the hell are you
still doing here?
2819
01:39:14,874 --> 01:39:16,676
Well, you know,
believe it or not,
2820
01:39:16,709 --> 01:39:19,646
I-I couldn't find a place
to live in just a night, so...
2821
01:39:19,679 --> 01:39:22,048
- I believe it.
- I'm kind of fucked, Ray.
2822
01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:22,949
RAY:
Yes, you are.
2823
01:39:22,982 --> 01:39:24,617
I'd say finish up
your free breakfast,
2824
01:39:24,651 --> 01:39:26,619
and, uh, hit the bricks.
2825
01:39:26,653 --> 01:39:28,054
All right. It's all right.
2826
01:39:28,087 --> 01:39:29,989
The kid can stay.
2827
01:39:30,023 --> 01:39:32,792
But you got to work, all right?
You ready to do some work?
2828
01:39:32,825 --> 01:39:36,229
Yeah. Did... did you just,
did you just make me a fireman?
2829
01:39:36,262 --> 01:39:37,964
(Rivera laughs)
2830
01:39:37,997 --> 01:39:38,898
No.
2831
01:39:38,932 --> 01:39:41,067
Go clean the toilets
or get the fuck out.
2832
01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:43,536
Did I make you a... What...
2833
01:39:43,569 --> 01:39:44,804
RIVERA:
Hey, do me a favor.
2834
01:39:44,837 --> 01:39:47,173
The bathroom downstairs...
I-I used it.
2835
01:39:47,206 --> 01:39:48,708
You can start there.
2836
01:39:48,741 --> 01:39:50,476
(whispers):
Great.
2837
01:39:50,510 --> 01:39:52,478
Get gloves. Pretty muddy.
2838
01:39:52,512 --> 01:39:53,980
You know, when I see
a big stain like that,
2839
01:39:54,013 --> 01:39:56,816
I go up and down,
and then I go left and right.
2840
01:39:56,849 --> 01:39:58,685
- Good times.
- There you go.
2841
01:39:58,718 --> 01:40:00,586
You got to get the splatter.
2842
01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:02,121
♪ ♪
2843
01:40:02,155 --> 01:40:04,757
PALAZZO: You see that?
That's a nice straight line.
2844
01:40:04,791 --> 01:40:08,194
Yeah, you guys, uh, got to do
a lot of shit work, huh?
2845
01:40:08,227 --> 01:40:09,963
We don't refer to it
as shit work.
2846
01:40:09,996 --> 01:40:12,231
This is our house.
We want it to look nice.
2847
01:40:12,265 --> 01:40:14,100
You know, company pride.
2848
01:40:14,133 --> 01:40:15,635
You got to wash it hot.
2849
01:40:15,668 --> 01:40:18,137
Hot. Not warm, not cold.
Extra hot.
2850
01:40:18,171 --> 01:40:19,939
- Okay.
- Because of the bedbugs.
2851
01:40:19,973 --> 01:40:21,074
What-What's bedbugs?
2852
01:40:21,107 --> 01:40:22,842
They're, uh, a-a tiny insect
2853
01:40:22,875 --> 01:40:25,578
that get into your home
and they run you out.
2854
01:40:25,611 --> 01:40:27,547
♪ ♪
2855
01:40:33,953 --> 01:40:35,121
(Scott groans)
2856
01:40:35,154 --> 01:40:37,490
(laughter)
2857
01:40:42,628 --> 01:40:44,130
- You know how they procreate?
- No.
2858
01:40:44,163 --> 01:40:46,232
The male bedbug takes his penis
2859
01:40:46,265 --> 01:40:48,001
and jams it into
the female's stomach.
2860
01:40:48,034 --> 01:40:50,903
Does the female have a vagina?
Yeah, she does.
2861
01:40:50,937 --> 01:40:51,838
It doesn't matter.
2862
01:40:51,871 --> 01:40:53,873
He jams it into her stomach.
2863
01:40:53,906 --> 01:40:55,842
Well, how do you know
all this, man?
2864
01:40:55,875 --> 01:40:57,810
How do I know?
I researched it.
2865
01:40:59,912 --> 01:41:01,848
- Just flip it over. Flip.
- Oh, just a flip.
2866
01:41:01,881 --> 01:41:03,016
- There you go, yeah.
- Okay.
2867
01:41:03,049 --> 01:41:04,784
You got it.
Just flip it right down.
2868
01:41:05,651 --> 01:41:06,919
- Very nice.
- Mm.
2869
01:41:08,187 --> 01:41:09,922
Well done.
2870
01:41:09,956 --> 01:41:12,658
When you have bedbugs,
everybody leaves.
2871
01:41:12,692 --> 01:41:13,626
My parents stopped calling.
2872
01:41:13,659 --> 01:41:15,628
My brothers and sisters
stopped coming over.
2873
01:41:15,661 --> 01:41:17,730
My girl left.
Everybody's gone.
2874
01:41:17,764 --> 01:41:20,033
And you know who's there
for you at the end?
2875
01:41:20,066 --> 01:41:21,034
Ironically?
2876
01:41:21,067 --> 01:41:21,868
The bedbugs.
2877
01:41:21,901 --> 01:41:24,070
PALAZZO:
I never thought I'd say it,
2878
01:41:24,103 --> 01:41:25,838
but if I make chief,
I'm making you my aide.
2879
01:41:25,872 --> 01:41:27,240
- PAPA: Yeah?
- What's up, kid?
2880
01:41:27,273 --> 01:41:29,642
PAPA: Well, how do you think
you did on the test?
2881
01:41:29,675 --> 01:41:30,511
PALAZZO:
Tough test.
2882
01:41:30,543 --> 01:41:32,178
I mean, you know,
I hope I did good.
2883
01:41:32,211 --> 01:41:33,613
Fuck!
2884
01:41:40,019 --> 01:41:41,888
- He's doing a good job.
- (scoffs)
2885
01:41:41,921 --> 01:41:43,756
He knows how to wash a truck.
2886
01:41:43,790 --> 01:41:46,360
Getting ready for his career
working at a car wash.
2887
01:41:46,393 --> 01:41:48,895
You ever gonna give this kid
a break or what?
2888
01:41:48,928 --> 01:41:51,130
I don't know
what I'm supposed to do.
2889
01:41:52,198 --> 01:41:54,067
Then do nothing.
2890
01:41:55,902 --> 01:41:58,304
Were you on the job
when Stan was killed?
2891
01:41:58,337 --> 01:42:00,773
Yeah. You know I was.
2892
01:42:00,807 --> 01:42:04,077
What's the first thing
you thought of when you heard?
2893
01:42:07,780 --> 01:42:10,083
I-I wondered if he had kids.
2894
01:42:20,827 --> 01:42:22,795
Why do we have to clean
this thing anyway?
2895
01:42:22,829 --> 01:42:24,864
It's just gonna get fire on it.
2896
01:42:24,897 --> 01:42:26,866
You think the people
that are burning alive
2897
01:42:26,899 --> 01:42:29,068
give a fuck
if the truck is shiny?
2898
01:42:29,102 --> 01:42:30,169
Just saying.
2899
01:42:30,203 --> 01:42:32,038
I don't even know why
you got to clean the truck.
2900
01:42:32,071 --> 01:42:35,208
What, you're trying to show up
all sexy to a fire?
2901
01:42:35,241 --> 01:42:37,710
I like him.
2902
01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:42,648
(shouting)
2903
01:42:42,682 --> 01:42:44,617
(laughter)
2904
01:42:49,423 --> 01:42:51,023
No! No! Stop!
2905
01:42:51,057 --> 01:42:52,859
All right!
2906
01:42:55,128 --> 01:42:57,630
Let me fix that backpack.
It's slipping.
2907
01:42:59,932 --> 01:43:02,268
It's weird having you
walk me to school.
2908
01:43:02,301 --> 01:43:03,736
Why is that?
2909
01:43:03,769 --> 01:43:06,672
'Cause Scott always walks me.
2910
01:43:06,706 --> 01:43:09,142
I walk you sometimes.
2911
01:43:09,175 --> 01:43:10,910
I guess so.
2912
01:43:12,379 --> 01:43:15,314
Is he, uh, is he weird
around you guys?
2913
01:43:15,348 --> 01:43:16,716
No.
2914
01:43:16,749 --> 01:43:18,385
He's nice.
2915
01:43:18,418 --> 01:43:20,920
He asks me how I'm doing.
2916
01:43:20,953 --> 01:43:23,289
What do you tell him?
2917
01:43:23,322 --> 01:43:25,725
I say I'm doing fine.
2918
01:43:25,758 --> 01:43:28,728
Look, you don't have to lie to
make me feel better, all right?
2919
01:43:28,761 --> 01:43:30,897
I know me and your mom
could do a better job
2920
01:43:30,930 --> 01:43:33,299
getting along through
all of this, and, uh...
2921
01:43:33,332 --> 01:43:36,269
Hey, I'm sorry if I haven't
handled it so well.
2922
01:43:38,472 --> 01:43:40,773
What's that?
2923
01:43:40,806 --> 01:43:42,442
Oh, that's Ice Flash.
2924
01:43:42,476 --> 01:43:45,912
Scott drew it for me,
but it didn't come out so good.
2925
01:43:45,945 --> 01:43:48,748
Yeah, I think his drawings
are a little shaky.
2926
01:43:48,781 --> 01:43:50,683
That's the one that I drew.
2927
01:43:53,453 --> 01:43:55,121
This is how he drew it.
2928
01:44:00,126 --> 01:44:01,361
It's good, right?
2929
01:44:01,395 --> 01:44:03,829
Yeah, it's better than good.
2930
01:44:03,863 --> 01:44:06,065
Did a great job.
2931
01:44:06,098 --> 01:44:07,066
Yeah.
2932
01:44:07,099 --> 01:44:08,935
He said he was gonna teach me.
2933
01:44:08,968 --> 01:44:11,337
RAY: He said he'd teach you
how to do that?
2934
01:44:11,371 --> 01:44:12,905
Yeah.
2935
01:44:13,773 --> 01:44:15,942
And he stays to his word.
2936
01:44:22,848 --> 01:44:24,083
("Head Over Heels"
by The Go-Go's playing)
2937
01:44:24,116 --> 01:44:25,918
JOY:
It's so nice in here now.
2938
01:44:25,952 --> 01:44:27,820
I love it. I love the colors.
2939
01:44:27,853 --> 01:44:28,854
I love everything.
2940
01:44:28,888 --> 01:44:29,889
- Mm!
- SCOTT: Hey.
2941
01:44:29,922 --> 01:44:31,358
- Oh, hey, Scott.
- What's...
2942
01:44:31,391 --> 01:44:32,291
What's going on in here?
2943
01:44:32,325 --> 01:44:33,859
Where... Why is everything
so different?
2944
01:44:33,893 --> 01:44:35,529
JOY:
Isn't it nice? Do you like it?
2945
01:44:35,562 --> 01:44:38,030
Is that a pink chair?
2946
01:44:38,064 --> 01:44:40,467
- Yeah, we've been redecorating.
- W-What's up with the drapes?
2947
01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:41,535
- Yeah.
- (Margie laughs)
2948
01:44:41,568 --> 01:44:43,236
Plants, too.
2949
01:44:43,269 --> 01:44:44,837
Yeah. Why's...
2950
01:44:44,870 --> 01:44:46,339
Your mother has great taste.
2951
01:44:46,373 --> 01:44:47,507
Yeah.
2952
01:44:47,541 --> 01:44:49,041
MARGIE:
Where have you been staying?
2953
01:44:49,075 --> 01:44:51,143
Oh, I've been, uh,
at the firehouse with Ray.
2954
01:44:51,177 --> 01:44:53,980
Oh, okay. Well, I'm just glad
that you're not on the street.
2955
01:44:54,013 --> 01:44:56,416
JOY:
I told you he wasn't homeless.
2956
01:44:56,450 --> 01:44:58,385
When you're right, you're ri...
I love this green.
2957
01:44:58,418 --> 01:45:00,186
- MARGIE: Yeah, well...
- We... I actually have been
2958
01:45:00,219 --> 01:45:03,523
learning, uh, a lot and, like,
bonding with the guys.
2959
01:45:03,557 --> 01:45:04,890
- Oh.
- So, uh, yeah.
2960
01:45:04,924 --> 01:45:06,192
Yeah, they got me cleaning.
2961
01:45:06,225 --> 01:45:08,428
Uh, they got me, like,
washing stuff and, like,
2962
01:45:08,462 --> 01:45:10,564
- working around the firehouse and...
- Mm-hmm. Oh.
2963
01:45:10,597 --> 01:45:12,798
I really understand where
you were coming from before.
2964
01:45:12,832 --> 01:45:14,166
You know, when you threw me out.
2965
01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:16,802
Like, I think I really
got my shit together now,
2966
01:45:16,836 --> 01:45:18,871
and I'm ready to, like,
come back and...
2967
01:45:18,904 --> 01:45:20,239
(laughing):
Okay.
2968
01:45:20,273 --> 01:45:23,876
So, like, you think
you know what hard work is?
2969
01:45:23,909 --> 01:45:25,878
Well, I wouldn't say that,
but, you-you know,
2970
01:45:25,911 --> 01:45:27,280
I-I-I definitely have an idea.
2971
01:45:27,313 --> 01:45:29,982
- (Joy laughing)
- You mopped a floor
2972
01:45:30,016 --> 01:45:31,551
and-and you cooked.
2973
01:45:31,585 --> 01:45:33,853
You cleaned a bathroom once.
2974
01:45:33,886 --> 01:45:35,121
Oh. Oh, Scott.
2975
01:45:35,154 --> 01:45:37,923
And how's your shoulder feel
after all that very hard work?
2976
01:45:37,957 --> 01:45:38,924
(Margie and Joy laughing)
2977
01:45:38,958 --> 01:45:40,293
Oh, you're making fun of me.
2978
01:45:40,326 --> 01:45:40,993
Why are you making fun...
2979
01:45:41,027 --> 01:45:42,562
I-I worked really hard. I did.
2980
01:45:42,596 --> 01:45:43,563
Ask Ray.
2981
01:45:43,597 --> 01:45:45,231
He's trying to get back.
2982
01:45:45,264 --> 01:45:46,366
(laughing)
2983
01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:47,434
Eat a dick, Joy.
2984
01:45:47,467 --> 01:45:49,235
Had one for breakfast.
2985
01:45:49,268 --> 01:45:50,236
I'm full.
2986
01:45:50,269 --> 01:45:51,371
Hey!
2987
01:45:51,405 --> 01:45:53,473
And-and wh...
and where's Dad's shrine?
2988
01:45:53,507 --> 01:45:55,041
- Where-where-where...
- Oh, you're ruining the vibe.
2989
01:45:55,074 --> 01:45:56,309
Where's his shrine?
Where's Dad's shrine?
2990
01:45:56,342 --> 01:45:58,578
All of his stuff is gone.
All my shit's gone.
2991
01:45:58,612 --> 01:46:00,179
- What's going on?
- Honey.
2992
01:46:00,212 --> 01:46:01,581
Uh, all right, let...
I'm-I'm really sorry.
2993
01:46:01,615 --> 01:46:02,649
I'm sorry I raised my voice.
I'm sorry.
2994
01:46:02,683 --> 01:46:04,183
- I'm sorry I laughed.
- Could we talk in private?
2995
01:46:04,216 --> 01:46:05,017
- Let's go outside, yeah.
- Yeah.
2996
01:46:05,051 --> 01:46:06,919
So we're gonna speak
for a minute.
2997
01:46:06,952 --> 01:46:08,954
- I'm sorry. - So sorry.
- SCOTT: It's okay, Joy.
2998
01:46:08,988 --> 01:46:10,323
- Let's just have a real...
- Let's just... Yeah.
2999
01:46:10,357 --> 01:46:12,325
- Let's just talk outside.
- Let's just get into it.
3000
01:46:12,359 --> 01:46:13,427
You know? Right. Okay.
3001
01:46:13,460 --> 01:46:14,494
- So...
- (lock clicks)
3002
01:46:14,528 --> 01:46:15,961
JOY:
Oh, no, you did not!
3003
01:46:15,995 --> 01:46:17,196
(Joy and Margie laughing)
3004
01:46:17,229 --> 01:46:18,197
LOCKWOOD (over speakers):
Code alarm.
3005
01:46:18,230 --> 01:46:20,333
- Engine and truck are first due.
- (alarm ringing)
3006
01:46:20,367 --> 01:46:21,167
Box 118.
3007
01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:22,935
Heavy smoke
coming from the roof.
3008
01:46:22,968 --> 01:46:24,904
Hey, yo, Scott,
you want to ride this one in?
3009
01:46:24,937 --> 01:46:26,339
Is-is that okay?
3010
01:46:27,541 --> 01:46:28,974
Yeah, jump in.
3011
01:46:29,008 --> 01:46:30,910
- Jump in.
- (truck engine starts)
3012
01:46:30,943 --> 01:46:33,112
(truck doors closing)
3013
01:46:33,145 --> 01:46:34,947
- (sirens wailing)
- PALAZZO: Listen up.
3014
01:46:34,980 --> 01:46:36,949
We're getting multiple calls
on this box.
3015
01:46:36,982 --> 01:46:38,918
We're going to a fire.
Suit up!
3016
01:46:38,951 --> 01:46:40,420
(into radio):
Ladder 5-7 to Staten Island.
3017
01:46:40,454 --> 01:46:42,088
DISPATCHER:
Yes, go ahead, Ladder 5-7.
3018
01:46:42,121 --> 01:46:43,623
PALAZZO:
Transmitting second alarm.
3019
01:46:43,657 --> 01:46:44,957
Box 1-1-8.
3020
01:46:44,990 --> 01:46:46,593
Fire in the first
and second floor
3021
01:46:46,626 --> 01:46:48,595
of a five-story
multiple dwelling.
3022
01:46:48,628 --> 01:46:51,864
♪ ♪
3023
01:46:59,138 --> 01:47:02,041
(sirens continue wailing)
3024
01:47:02,074 --> 01:47:03,075
DISPATCHER (over speakers):
1-4-9 to 1-4-9,
3025
01:47:03,109 --> 01:47:05,344
Chauffer to start work.
3026
01:47:05,379 --> 01:47:07,113
PAPA (over speakers):
1-4-9 Chauffeur to Control.
3027
01:47:07,146 --> 01:47:08,482
Turn on the hydrant.
3028
01:47:08,515 --> 01:47:10,950
PALAZZO:
All right. Suit up.
3029
01:47:10,983 --> 01:47:12,652
SAVAGE:
10-4.
3030
01:47:12,686 --> 01:47:15,287
PALAZZO:
Ladder 5-7 to Chauffeur.
3031
01:47:15,321 --> 01:47:18,392
George, take the aerial and
vent that third-floor window,
3032
01:47:18,425 --> 01:47:20,893
and then get the aerial
to the roof.
3033
01:47:23,229 --> 01:47:24,997
LOCKWOOD:
1-4-9 to 1-4-9.
3034
01:47:25,030 --> 01:47:26,433
Chauffeur, start water.
3035
01:47:26,466 --> 01:47:28,468
♪ ♪
3036
01:47:32,271 --> 01:47:34,907
PALAZZO: Are you guys ready?
I'm opening the door.
3037
01:47:37,209 --> 01:47:39,145
49, here comes your water.
3038
01:47:39,178 --> 01:47:42,081
PALAZZO: Hit it, hit it. Go.
Hit it, hit it!
3039
01:47:42,114 --> 01:47:44,283
(chatter continues)
3040
01:47:49,021 --> 01:47:50,557
I'm good.
3041
01:47:50,590 --> 01:47:52,024
- SAVAGE: You all right?
- Yeah.
3042
01:47:53,159 --> 01:47:54,694
They're gonna be fine.
They got this.
3043
01:47:54,728 --> 01:47:56,696
Yeah, yeah, I-I know.
3044
01:47:56,730 --> 01:47:59,666
I know it looks bad, but
they know what they're doing.
3045
01:47:59,699 --> 01:48:01,233
All right?
3046
01:48:01,267 --> 01:48:02,702
RIVERA:
Ladder 5-7, Chauffeur 5-7.
3047
01:48:02,736 --> 01:48:05,405
I just vented
the third-floor window.
3048
01:48:05,439 --> 01:48:07,940
I'm bringing the aerial
to the roof.
3049
01:48:11,745 --> 01:48:13,979
RAY:
5-7 O.V. to 5-7.
3050
01:48:14,013 --> 01:48:16,248
I got a 10-45
on the second floor.
3051
01:48:16,282 --> 01:48:18,250
Gonna bring him down
the inside stairs.
3052
01:48:18,284 --> 01:48:20,052
LOCKWOOD:
10-4, Ray.
3053
01:48:20,085 --> 01:48:21,421
RIVERA:
5-7 roof to 5-7...
3054
01:48:21,455 --> 01:48:24,190
PAPA:
1-4-9 Chauffeur to 1-4-9.
3055
01:48:24,223 --> 01:48:27,026
- How's the water pressure?
- RIVERA: Pressure's fine.
3056
01:48:27,059 --> 01:48:30,196
♪ ♪
3057
01:48:33,065 --> 01:48:34,501
PALAZZO:
5-7-9 to 5-7,
3058
01:48:34,534 --> 01:48:36,603
all the apartments
on the first floor are clear.
3059
01:48:36,636 --> 01:48:38,270
RIVERA:
10-4, Cap.
3060
01:48:42,375 --> 01:48:44,478
LOCKWOOD:
You know, everyone gets nervous
3061
01:48:44,511 --> 01:48:45,479
during their first fire.
3062
01:48:45,512 --> 01:48:47,447
You know, when I was a probie,
I was so scared,
3063
01:48:47,481 --> 01:48:49,616
I would follow my captain
everywhere,
3064
01:48:49,649 --> 01:48:51,217
just hold on to his jacket.
3065
01:48:51,250 --> 01:48:53,720
You know, follow him around,
hold on for dear life.
3066
01:48:53,753 --> 01:48:55,187
- RIVERA: Yeah.
- PAPA: No, but, uh,
3067
01:48:55,221 --> 01:48:57,156
you know, everybody gets
a little scared.
3068
01:48:57,189 --> 01:48:58,792
I mean, you know, I mean,
it's... keeps you honest.
3069
01:48:58,825 --> 01:49:00,360
You know?
No, if you don't get scared,
3070
01:49:00,393 --> 01:49:02,127
- there's something wrong with you.
- LOCKWOOD: Mm-hmm.
3071
01:49:02,161 --> 01:49:03,396
("The Weight"
by The Band playing)
3072
01:49:03,430 --> 01:49:06,700
And, by the way,
your dad never got scared.
3073
01:49:06,733 --> 01:49:08,368
(laughter)
3074
01:49:08,401 --> 01:49:10,269
Yeah? How-how do you know?
3075
01:49:12,137 --> 01:49:14,508
I mean, back in the day,
I-I was at the same house
3076
01:49:14,541 --> 01:49:16,643
with him for about
six months, so...
3077
01:49:16,676 --> 01:49:18,578
Wait, you worked with my dad
for six months
3078
01:49:18,612 --> 01:49:20,514
- and you're just telling me?
- Yeah. I mean, I...
3079
01:49:20,547 --> 01:49:22,281
Yeah, I didn't want
to make you feel weird.
3080
01:49:22,314 --> 01:49:23,483
LOCKWOOD:
We didn't want to insult you
3081
01:49:23,517 --> 01:49:25,485
'cause you seem
a little delicate.
3082
01:49:25,519 --> 01:49:26,720
- No. Please.
- PAPA: Well, yeah.
3083
01:49:26,753 --> 01:49:28,455
What, w-what was he like?
3084
01:49:28,488 --> 01:49:30,390
He was kind of like you.
3085
01:49:30,423 --> 01:49:32,291
You know, like,
if you didn't know him,
3086
01:49:32,324 --> 01:49:34,361
you'd think he was
a crack baby, but he was...
3087
01:49:34,394 --> 01:49:35,562
(laughter)
3088
01:49:35,595 --> 01:49:37,397
No, but he was a good guy.
He was a, he was a great guy.
3089
01:49:37,430 --> 01:49:39,399
- He was a great guy.
- Well, I-I, I mean, I heard
3090
01:49:39,432 --> 01:49:40,534
- he was fucking hilarious.
- Oh, yeah.
3091
01:49:40,567 --> 01:49:42,301
And-and he got away
with so much shit,
3092
01:49:42,334 --> 01:49:44,136
like, because he was
so freaking likable.
3093
01:49:44,169 --> 01:49:46,272
What kind of stuff?
Like, w-what'd he get away with?
3094
01:49:46,305 --> 01:49:48,441
One time, we were driving
down the West Side Highway
3095
01:49:48,475 --> 01:49:50,544
- after being out all night...
- LOCKWOOD: Mm.
3096
01:49:50,577 --> 01:49:51,545
You know this.
3097
01:49:51,578 --> 01:49:53,145
This is a good one.
3098
01:49:53,178 --> 01:49:54,381
And, uh, he's, like,
3099
01:49:54,414 --> 01:49:56,215
he's up on the...
through the sunroof.
3100
01:49:56,248 --> 01:49:57,784
He's, like, sitting
on top of the car.
3101
01:49:57,817 --> 01:49:59,452
We're like...
We couldn't get him in.
3102
01:49:59,486 --> 01:50:02,355
So we start speeding up,
stopping short, you know.
3103
01:50:02,389 --> 01:50:03,590
(laughs)
3104
01:50:03,623 --> 01:50:08,193
By the time we hit the bridge,
he fell onto the windshield.
3105
01:50:08,227 --> 01:50:09,596
- (laughing): So he's...
- What?
3106
01:50:09,629 --> 01:50:10,697
he's, like...
3107
01:50:10,730 --> 01:50:11,631
- (laughter)
- SCOTT: What?
3108
01:50:11,665 --> 01:50:14,568
Hanging on, cursing at us,
putting his face
3109
01:50:14,601 --> 01:50:15,635
up against the windshield.
3110
01:50:15,669 --> 01:50:17,771
He's like, "You motherfuckers!"
3111
01:50:17,804 --> 01:50:20,574
- It was like some real Tom Cruise shit.
- (laughter)
3112
01:50:20,607 --> 01:50:22,174
So... (laughs)
3113
01:50:22,207 --> 01:50:24,176
(laughter)
3114
01:50:24,209 --> 01:50:25,612
We get into Brooklyn.
3115
01:50:25,645 --> 01:50:27,581
And sure-sure enough,
there's cops.
3116
01:50:27,614 --> 01:50:29,716
Like, uh, like they were
waiting for us.
3117
01:50:29,749 --> 01:50:30,784
SCOTT:
Oh, shit.
3118
01:50:30,817 --> 01:50:32,586
PAPA: So now I'm like,
"Oh, fuck. We're screwed."
3119
01:50:32,619 --> 01:50:34,854
Stan gets off the car.
He goes over to the cop.
3120
01:50:34,888 --> 01:50:38,123
I'm thinking, "Oh, shit, he's
gonna fucking clock this cop.
3121
01:50:38,157 --> 01:50:39,459
He's gonna, you know..."
3122
01:50:39,492 --> 01:50:41,461
And he goes right up to him,
grabs his face,
3123
01:50:41,494 --> 01:50:43,830
and he kisses him on the lips.
3124
01:50:43,863 --> 01:50:44,631
(laughter)
3125
01:50:44,664 --> 01:50:46,298
They went to high school
together.
3126
01:50:46,332 --> 01:50:47,767
They went to fucking
high school together.
3127
01:50:47,801 --> 01:50:49,836
I'm like, "Only Stan
could get away with that."
3128
01:50:49,869 --> 01:50:51,303
I swear to God.
3129
01:50:51,337 --> 01:50:52,472
Well, you know, the rumor is
3130
01:50:52,505 --> 01:50:53,673
that he got the coke
from the cops.
3131
01:50:53,707 --> 01:50:56,342
Not that cop. There was another
cop he knew in Manhattan.
3132
01:50:56,376 --> 01:50:57,811
- (laughter)
- What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No.
3133
01:50:57,844 --> 01:50:59,512
- Coke? What? No.
- RAY: Guys, guys, guys.
3134
01:50:59,546 --> 01:51:01,581
- Guys, it's his dad.
- So?
3135
01:51:01,615 --> 01:51:02,849
- I didn't know it was a secret.
- RAY: It's his dad.
3136
01:51:02,882 --> 01:51:04,249
You can't just tease me
with that.
3137
01:51:04,283 --> 01:51:05,250
- Please, guys, but...
- It was...
3138
01:51:05,284 --> 01:51:07,219
You don't understand.
My mom, my mom tells me
3139
01:51:07,252 --> 01:51:08,355
all these stories about how much
3140
01:51:08,388 --> 01:51:09,356
he's like a saint
and all that shit.
3141
01:51:09,389 --> 01:51:10,890
Like, I-I would love
to hear a coke story.
3142
01:51:10,924 --> 01:51:12,191
- Please.
- The PG-13 version.
3143
01:51:12,224 --> 01:51:13,325
No, you don't...
No, the real version.
3144
01:51:13,360 --> 01:51:14,594
You don't understand the amount
of pressure I'm under,
3145
01:51:14,628 --> 01:51:16,596
- thinking this guy's perfect.
- All right, fuck it, fuck it.
3146
01:51:16,630 --> 01:51:18,365
All right, we were
coked out of our minds.
3147
01:51:18,398 --> 01:51:19,432
- Nice.
- All right? We all were.
3148
01:51:19,466 --> 01:51:21,568
- (laughing)
- We all... Well, I mean, uh, we were.
3149
01:51:21,601 --> 01:51:23,637
- But that was a different time. I mean, we all did it.
- Right.
3150
01:51:23,670 --> 01:51:24,471
This guy was the cokehead.
3151
01:51:24,504 --> 01:51:26,238
- You were the cokehead.
- All right.
3152
01:51:26,271 --> 01:51:28,207
I stopped four years ago.
You know that.
3153
01:51:28,240 --> 01:51:29,075
What are you talk...
How do you think
3154
01:51:29,109 --> 01:51:30,377
he stayed this skinny
all these years?
3155
01:51:30,410 --> 01:51:31,444
No, I have a high metabolism.
3156
01:51:31,478 --> 01:51:34,246
They should have his face
on a nickel in Bolivia.
3157
01:51:34,279 --> 01:51:36,449
(laughter)
3158
01:51:38,718 --> 01:51:40,453
PAPA: But playtime
was playtime, all right?
3159
01:51:40,487 --> 01:51:42,789
Like, you know,
when he was at work,
3160
01:51:42,822 --> 01:51:45,725
he was, he was all,
you know, business.
3161
01:51:45,759 --> 01:51:48,193
All right? And he was the guy
you wanted by your side
3162
01:51:48,227 --> 01:51:50,195
if-if you were
going into a fire.
3163
01:51:50,229 --> 01:51:51,398
Yeah, I mean,
if they were gonna,
3164
01:51:51,431 --> 01:51:53,433
like, build a fireman
from scratch,
3165
01:51:53,466 --> 01:51:56,469
he would've been, you know...
3166
01:51:56,503 --> 01:51:57,637
- Prototype.
- Yeah. Yeah.
3167
01:51:57,671 --> 01:51:59,806
Exactly.
You know, top to bottom...
3168
01:51:59,839 --> 01:52:02,509
He's a fireman.
3169
01:52:02,542 --> 01:52:03,443
You know?
3170
01:52:03,476 --> 01:52:05,945
- You know, as brave as they come.
- Yeah.
3171
01:52:05,979 --> 01:52:09,883
You know, I was thinking about
what you said at the game
3172
01:52:09,916 --> 01:52:14,186
about, you know, like,
firemen shouldn't have kids.
3173
01:52:15,855 --> 01:52:17,289
Let me tell you something.
3174
01:52:17,322 --> 01:52:19,659
You know, your dad,
he didn't just die
3175
01:52:19,693 --> 01:52:21,695
saving those two people
that night.
3176
01:52:21,728 --> 01:52:23,463
I mean, he did that a lot.
3177
01:52:23,496 --> 01:52:24,998
You know, like, sometimes,
3178
01:52:25,031 --> 01:52:26,198
he wouldn't even
wait for the line.
3179
01:52:26,231 --> 01:52:28,601
He'd just, he'd just go in,
like, a fully involved room,
3180
01:52:28,635 --> 01:52:30,437
and you're, like...
I'm like, "What are you doing?"
3181
01:52:30,470 --> 01:52:33,840
And because if-if he heard
there was somebody in there,
3182
01:52:33,873 --> 01:52:35,709
he'd just go in.
3183
01:52:35,742 --> 01:52:37,644
That's the way, you know...
(stammers)
3184
01:52:37,677 --> 01:52:38,712
He... That's who he was.
3185
01:52:38,745 --> 01:52:40,279
That's how he was built,
you know?
3186
01:52:40,312 --> 01:52:42,582
He couldn't, he couldn't
not be that way.
3187
01:52:44,617 --> 01:52:46,419
You understand?
3188
01:52:46,453 --> 01:52:49,789
Thank you. No, thank you,
thank you for sharing.
3189
01:52:49,823 --> 01:52:51,858
That's awesome.
3190
01:52:51,891 --> 01:52:53,460
He would slap the shit out of me
3191
01:52:53,493 --> 01:52:56,663
if he heard me say this
about him, but he was a hero.
3192
01:52:58,364 --> 01:53:00,600
And heroes are necessary.
3193
01:53:00,633 --> 01:53:03,436
And they should be allowed
to have families, all right?
3194
01:53:03,470 --> 01:53:06,372
But I know it means, you know,
3195
01:53:06,406 --> 01:53:09,008
that people suffer.
3196
01:53:09,042 --> 01:53:12,344
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
3197
01:53:12,378 --> 01:53:14,848
Well, but I'm sorry
for being a dick.
3198
01:53:14,881 --> 01:53:17,817
- There's-there's two sides to every story.
- No.
3199
01:53:17,851 --> 01:53:20,887
Thank you for sharing with me.
Thanks for taking me here.
3200
01:53:20,920 --> 01:53:23,423
- All right, we don't have to get all Oprah.
- Yeah.
3201
01:53:23,456 --> 01:53:25,358
- (mutters) It's all right.
- Hey, to Stan.
3202
01:53:25,391 --> 01:53:26,359
- Yeah, Stan.
- Yeah, Stan.
3203
01:53:26,392 --> 01:53:28,695
- Stan. - Stan.
- Stan.
3204
01:53:28,728 --> 01:53:31,263
("One Headlight"
by The Wallflowers playing)
3205
01:53:35,602 --> 01:53:38,071
(all singing along):
♪ Hey ♪
3206
01:53:38,104 --> 01:53:40,373
♪ Come on, try a little ♪
3207
01:53:40,406 --> 01:53:42,509
♪ Nothing is forever ♪
3208
01:53:42,542 --> 01:53:45,378
♪ There's got to be
something better than ♪
3209
01:53:45,411 --> 01:53:46,646
♪ In the middle ♪
3210
01:53:46,679 --> 01:53:49,314
♪ But me and Cinderella ♪
3211
01:53:49,348 --> 01:53:50,917
♪ We put it all together ♪
3212
01:53:50,950 --> 01:53:55,287
♪ We can drive it home ♪
3213
01:53:56,556 --> 01:53:59,025
♪ With one headlight ♪
3214
01:53:59,058 --> 01:54:02,562
(cheering, excited chatter)
3215
01:54:04,931 --> 01:54:08,501
- ♪ She said it's cold, it feels like... ♪
- (song fades)
3216
01:54:08,535 --> 01:54:09,702
My head hurts. I...
3217
01:54:09,736 --> 01:54:12,806
This-this is why I don't drink.
I just, I just smoke weed.
3218
01:54:14,641 --> 01:54:16,876
Hey, so what are you gonna do?
3219
01:54:16,910 --> 01:54:18,378
(Scott sighs)
3220
01:54:18,411 --> 01:54:21,080
With-with what?
3221
01:54:21,114 --> 01:54:22,882
With your life.
3222
01:54:24,617 --> 01:54:26,786
You must be passionate
about something.
3223
01:54:28,388 --> 01:54:30,957
Um, yeah, the...
the tattoo thing.
3224
01:54:30,990 --> 01:54:33,526
I... I love that.
3225
01:54:34,828 --> 01:54:36,830
Were you, like, into that?
3226
01:54:36,863 --> 01:54:41,534
No, you know, it-it takes a lot
of practice, you know, and...
3227
01:54:42,669 --> 01:54:46,472
None of my friends will let me
tattoo them anymore and...
3228
01:54:46,506 --> 01:54:48,675
Hey, why don't you
give me a tattoo?
3229
01:54:49,709 --> 01:54:51,110
What?
3230
01:54:51,144 --> 01:54:52,478
What-what?
3231
01:54:52,512 --> 01:54:53,780
Come on, I don't have
any tattoos.
3232
01:54:53,813 --> 01:54:56,850
I'm a, I'm a blank slate, man.
(chuckles)
3233
01:54:56,883 --> 01:54:58,852
Put it on my back.
Yeah, use it for practice.
3234
01:54:58,885 --> 01:55:00,854
Well... well,
you're just saying this
3235
01:55:00,887 --> 01:55:02,488
'cause you're drunk, right?
You're not...
3236
01:55:02,522 --> 01:55:03,723
- You're not actually...
- Isn't everybody drunk
3237
01:55:03,756 --> 01:55:06,059
when they get
their first tattoo?
3238
01:55:06,092 --> 01:55:07,627
Touché, Ray.
3239
01:55:07,660 --> 01:55:08,728
Yeah.
3240
01:55:08,761 --> 01:55:10,463
It's my back.
I don't give a fuck.
3241
01:55:10,496 --> 01:55:12,498
I'm never gonna see it.
3242
01:55:12,532 --> 01:55:15,735
Plus, I got to tell you
something, you know.
3243
01:55:15,768 --> 01:55:18,638
I saw that drawing
you did for Harold.
3244
01:55:20,506 --> 01:55:23,476
I was kind of blown away
by it, man. You...
3245
01:55:23,509 --> 01:55:25,478
You're getting
really good at it.
3246
01:55:25,511 --> 01:55:27,647
I'm practicing a lot.
3247
01:55:27,680 --> 01:55:28,781
Yeah.
3248
01:55:28,815 --> 01:55:31,117
Like anything, you keep
doing it, you get better at it.
3249
01:55:31,150 --> 01:55:32,719
And I, you know...
3250
01:55:32,752 --> 01:55:36,589
You know, I do want to see you
do well, all right?
3251
01:55:36,623 --> 01:55:39,492
I-I believe in you.
3252
01:55:39,525 --> 01:55:41,027
Thanks, man.
3253
01:55:41,060 --> 01:55:43,997
You... you must really love me.
3254
01:55:44,030 --> 01:55:45,932
I love you, too.
3255
01:55:48,935 --> 01:55:51,037
Uh, I-I appreciate that,
but I'm not ready...
3256
01:55:51,070 --> 01:55:52,538
Y-You-you gonna say it back?
3257
01:55:52,572 --> 01:55:54,207
I'm not ready to say
something like that.
3258
01:55:54,240 --> 01:55:55,642
You got to say it back.
3259
01:55:55,675 --> 01:55:57,410
What-what if I die tomorrow?
3260
01:55:58,544 --> 01:56:00,747
Then I'll be that guy saying,
3261
01:56:00,780 --> 01:56:02,916
"You know, even though
I never said it..."
3262
01:56:02,949 --> 01:56:05,485
(both laughing)
3263
01:56:06,252 --> 01:56:07,587
Uh, look...
3264
01:56:07,620 --> 01:56:09,155
I would love
to tattoo your back.
3265
01:56:09,188 --> 01:56:10,690
Okay, cool.
3266
01:56:10,723 --> 01:56:14,060
All right, but here's the deal.
No unicorns.
3267
01:56:14,093 --> 01:56:15,929
- No rainbows, all right?
- Uh.
3268
01:56:15,962 --> 01:56:17,997
None of that shit
little girls like to color in.
3269
01:56:18,031 --> 01:56:18,998
(laughs):
Okay.
3270
01:56:19,032 --> 01:56:20,733
No body parts. No nudity.
3271
01:56:20,767 --> 01:56:22,001
- Okay.
- No Chinese letters.
3272
01:56:22,035 --> 01:56:23,536
- All right. All right, fine.
- I want, I...
3273
01:56:23,569 --> 01:56:24,537
I want to be able
to fucking read
3274
01:56:24,570 --> 01:56:25,772
whatever you put back there.
3275
01:56:25,805 --> 01:56:28,741
I don't need some o-order for
orange chicken or some shit.
3276
01:56:28,775 --> 01:56:30,176
All right.
3277
01:56:30,209 --> 01:56:31,644
Here we go. You ready?
3278
01:56:31,678 --> 01:56:33,613
Yep, let's do it.
Let's get it over with.
3279
01:56:33,646 --> 01:56:35,148
Yeah, I-I really
appreciate this.
3280
01:56:35,181 --> 01:56:38,084
This is...
It's actually very nice.
3281
01:56:38,117 --> 01:56:39,085
Good.
3282
01:56:39,118 --> 01:56:41,487
All right.
3283
01:56:41,521 --> 01:56:42,922
(tattoo gun buzzing)
3284
01:56:43,957 --> 01:56:46,826
(groans) Fuck.
3285
01:56:46,859 --> 01:56:47,794
(laughs)
3286
01:56:47,827 --> 01:56:49,762
Dude, why do you get these?
3287
01:56:49,796 --> 01:56:51,764
Um, I don't know. I, uh...
3288
01:56:51,798 --> 01:56:53,633
Whenever I'm going
through something, I just,
3289
01:56:53,666 --> 01:56:54,867
you know, I get one.
3290
01:56:54,901 --> 01:56:56,636
It relaxes me
and calms me down.
3291
01:56:56,669 --> 01:56:58,538
Helps me, like,
think things through, you know.
3292
01:56:58,571 --> 01:57:01,040
- This relaxes you?
- Yeah.
3293
01:57:01,074 --> 01:57:04,110
You ever think of taking,
like, a yoga class?
3294
01:57:04,143 --> 01:57:05,712
Meditating?
3295
01:57:05,745 --> 01:57:07,847
Why don't you just give blood?
3296
01:57:07,880 --> 01:57:09,749
(groans):
There's still needles involved.
3297
01:57:09,782 --> 01:57:11,517
Yeah, that's a nice tattoo.
3298
01:57:11,551 --> 01:57:12,852
It's aces.
3299
01:57:13,920 --> 01:57:16,522
- You looking at my cards, you piece of shit?
- What?
3300
01:57:16,556 --> 01:57:17,690
No, no, no, no.
I'm talking about the tattoo.
3301
01:57:17,724 --> 01:57:18,558
What are you doing?
3302
01:57:18,591 --> 01:57:20,159
- What?
- First good hand you dealt me
3303
01:57:20,193 --> 01:57:21,160
all night, you're cheating?
3304
01:57:21,194 --> 01:57:22,128
- He was talking about the tattoo.
- Exactly.
3305
01:57:22,161 --> 01:57:25,131
- You are the worst liar ever.
- (laughter)
3306
01:57:25,164 --> 01:57:26,866
What's six times four?
3307
01:57:26,899 --> 01:57:28,167
- 24.
- (tattoo gun buzzing)
3308
01:57:28,201 --> 01:57:30,169
(groaning):
24. Yeah, 24.
3309
01:57:30,203 --> 01:57:32,572
What's seven times five?
3310
01:57:33,206 --> 01:57:34,240
(mouthing)
3311
01:57:34,273 --> 01:57:37,110
- 35.
- Good job.
3312
01:57:37,143 --> 01:57:38,745
Look how smart you are.
(groans)
3313
01:57:38,778 --> 01:57:39,979
I'm trying to guess
what you're drawing
3314
01:57:40,013 --> 01:57:41,748
by the, by the way
your hand's going.
3315
01:57:41,781 --> 01:57:43,816
Remember, nothing weird
or I'll kill you.
3316
01:57:43,850 --> 01:57:45,618
- SCOTT: Nothing weird.
- Okay.
3317
01:57:45,651 --> 01:57:46,986
It doesn't look weird, does it?
3318
01:57:47,020 --> 01:57:48,054
No, not at all.
3319
01:57:48,087 --> 01:57:50,656
RAY: Oh, good, 'cause
you know I'll murder him.
3320
01:57:50,690 --> 01:57:52,158
It looks wonderful.
3321
01:57:52,191 --> 01:57:54,227
Oh! Is it supposed to hurt?
3322
01:57:54,260 --> 01:57:56,095
Is it supposed to hurt
that much?
3323
01:57:56,129 --> 01:57:58,097
It's-it's a needle
going into your back. Yeah.
3324
01:57:58,131 --> 01:58:01,567
I know, but I thought
I had more back fat than that.
3325
01:58:01,601 --> 01:58:03,169
Can I get a tattoo?
3326
01:58:03,202 --> 01:58:04,170
- No. No.
- SCOTT: Sure.
3327
01:58:04,203 --> 01:58:05,171
- All right.
- No.
3328
01:58:05,204 --> 01:58:06,172
Never.
3329
01:58:06,205 --> 01:58:07,740
Don't mess with perfection.
3330
01:58:09,108 --> 01:58:10,643
(alarm ringing
and blaring loudly)
3331
01:58:10,676 --> 01:58:11,878
WOMAN (over speakers):
Everybody goes.
3332
01:58:11,911 --> 01:58:13,646
Both companies, first due.
3333
01:58:13,679 --> 01:58:15,848
Phone alarm. Box 3-4-3.
3334
01:58:15,882 --> 01:58:18,851
18 Carpenter Avenue
between Rockland and Franklin.
3335
01:58:18,885 --> 01:58:21,054
Smoke coming from the second-
floor window of a private home.
3336
01:58:21,087 --> 01:58:22,188
- (truck engine starts)
- Turnout.
3337
01:58:22,221 --> 01:58:25,024
(sirens wailing)
3338
01:58:33,933 --> 01:58:35,935
(birds chirping)
3339
01:58:37,937 --> 01:58:39,806
(pants) Yoo-hoo.
3340
01:58:39,839 --> 01:58:41,307
- Excuse me.
- Yeah?
3341
01:58:41,340 --> 01:58:42,708
Hey, man. How you doing?
3342
01:58:42,742 --> 01:58:43,643
What's up, man?
3343
01:58:43,676 --> 01:58:45,078
I need some assistance
over here, please.
3344
01:58:45,111 --> 01:58:46,679
- Sure, I...
- Hey, give me a sh...
3345
01:58:46,712 --> 01:58:48,681
- Oh, my God!
- Ah, don't worry about it.
3346
01:58:48,714 --> 01:58:51,117
Listen, everything's all good.
3347
01:58:51,150 --> 01:58:52,118
It's, uh, really nothing.
3348
01:58:52,151 --> 01:58:53,219
I just need a little assistance.
3349
01:58:53,252 --> 01:58:54,954
This is something that needs
to be taken care of now.
3350
01:58:54,987 --> 01:58:56,856
What happened? Are you okay?
Did you get shot?
3351
01:58:56,889 --> 01:58:58,991
- Were you stabbed?
- It's not really a big deal.
3352
01:58:59,025 --> 01:59:00,860
My vape exploded in my pocket.
Just...
3353
01:59:00,893 --> 01:59:03,363
I didn't stretch
right before yoga.
3354
01:59:03,397 --> 01:59:05,965
I was playing tennis.
I slipped.
3355
01:59:05,998 --> 01:59:08,234
- Well, which one is it?
- What do you want me to say?
3356
01:59:08,267 --> 01:59:09,335
It was nothing.
3357
01:59:09,369 --> 01:59:12,839
I just need some medical
attention, but just by you.
3358
01:59:12,872 --> 01:59:15,041
Dude, I got to call 911.
I don't know what to do.
3359
01:59:15,074 --> 01:59:17,243
No, no, no, listen, listen.
No police, please.
3360
01:59:17,276 --> 01:59:18,378
Not today.
3361
01:59:18,412 --> 01:59:20,113
- What does that even mean?
- No.
3362
01:59:20,146 --> 01:59:22,148
We don't need to get
the government involved
3363
01:59:22,181 --> 01:59:23,182
into this situation.
3364
01:59:23,216 --> 01:59:24,217
We can handle this together.
3365
01:59:24,250 --> 01:59:26,686
Dude, I'm so high.
I can't help you right now.
3366
01:59:26,719 --> 01:59:28,688
I'm high, too.
3367
01:59:28,721 --> 01:59:30,823
Well, then you know how I feel.
3368
01:59:30,857 --> 01:59:33,092
- (groans)
- What do you want me to do?
3369
01:59:33,126 --> 01:59:34,361
Take a look at this.
3370
01:59:34,394 --> 01:59:35,995
I need some sort of foam.
3371
01:59:36,028 --> 01:59:37,730
- Holy shit!
- You got some stitching?
3372
01:59:37,763 --> 01:59:39,132
- Dude!
- Do-do you have, like, a little needle?
3373
01:59:39,165 --> 01:59:41,067
- Do you have something with a needlepoint?
- No.
3374
01:59:41,100 --> 01:59:42,101
What happened?
3375
01:59:42,135 --> 01:59:44,003
It was a misunderstanding.
It was an argument.
3376
01:59:44,036 --> 01:59:46,139
But we're all friends again.
We worked it out.
3377
01:59:46,172 --> 01:59:47,206
You know how buddies get.
3378
01:59:47,240 --> 01:59:49,242
Dude, I... We-we, we got to
take you to the hospital
3379
01:59:49,275 --> 01:59:51,744
- or you're gonna die.
- I'm not gonna die.
3380
01:59:51,777 --> 01:59:53,079
- Yes, you are.
- I'm gonna die?
3381
01:59:53,112 --> 01:59:53,913
Yeah, I'm positive.
3382
01:59:53,946 --> 01:59:55,248
I'm positive
that you're gonna die
3383
01:59:55,281 --> 01:59:56,749
if we don't go to the hospital.
3384
01:59:56,782 --> 01:59:58,918
- (siren wailing)
- (man groans)
3385
02:00:01,388 --> 02:00:03,055
(man groans)
3386
02:00:03,089 --> 02:00:04,757
Are there metal detectors
in here?
3387
02:00:04,790 --> 02:00:05,992
I-I'm not sure. Why?
3388
02:00:06,025 --> 02:00:07,461
Don't even worry about it.
3389
02:00:07,494 --> 02:00:09,363
I'll tell you later.
3390
02:00:09,396 --> 02:00:10,897
Oh, shit.
3391
02:00:10,930 --> 02:00:11,697
(groans)
3392
02:00:11,731 --> 02:00:13,433
- Oh, fuck.
- You'll be all right.
3393
02:00:13,467 --> 02:00:14,967
- Oh, my God.
- You'll be all right.
3394
02:00:15,001 --> 02:00:16,335
- Guys, I need help!
- (groaning)
3395
02:00:16,370 --> 02:00:18,838
This guy's bleeding!
He's losing a lot of blood!
3396
02:00:18,871 --> 02:00:20,273
- I need a gurney, please!
- Oh, thank you.
3397
02:00:20,306 --> 02:00:21,974
- All right, just hold... Put...
- Thank you.
3398
02:00:22,008 --> 02:00:24,177
- Put pressure on it, all right?
- (groaning)
3399
02:00:24,210 --> 02:00:26,145
Hi. This guy's been, uh,
either shot or stabbed.
3400
02:00:26,179 --> 02:00:28,347
I don't know. He's been
kind of vague about it.
3401
02:00:28,382 --> 02:00:30,917
Sir, have you been shot?
Stabbed?
3402
02:00:30,950 --> 02:00:31,652
No.
3403
02:00:31,684 --> 02:00:33,920
- I fell in a thorn bush.
- Okay.
3404
02:00:33,953 --> 02:00:35,788
Have him fill out
this paperwork,
3405
02:00:35,821 --> 02:00:39,091
and the doctor will call you
when he's ready.
3406
02:00:39,125 --> 02:00:41,327
Do me a favor, man.
Can we just switch identities?
3407
02:00:41,361 --> 02:00:42,195
What? No.
3408
02:00:42,228 --> 02:00:43,329
Just let me use
your driver's license.
3409
02:00:43,363 --> 02:00:46,199
- We look nothing alike, dude.
- No one's gonna know.
3410
02:00:46,232 --> 02:00:47,200
Just trust me.
3411
02:00:47,233 --> 02:00:50,102
I'm bleeding.
It feels like I have to shit.
3412
02:00:50,136 --> 02:00:52,071
Oh, Jesus Christ.
3413
02:00:52,104 --> 02:00:53,072
I'm Margie's son. Do you know...
3414
02:00:53,105 --> 02:00:54,408
- I'm Margie's son.
- (woman speaking Spanish)
3415
02:00:54,441 --> 02:00:56,309
I don't know who that is.
3416
02:00:56,342 --> 02:00:58,744
- I'm just filling in.
- (continues speaking Spanish)
3417
02:00:58,778 --> 02:01:00,112
Okay.
3418
02:01:00,146 --> 02:01:02,114
- I know.
- My pain keeps coming.
3419
02:01:02,148 --> 02:01:04,817
Tell that fucking cocksucker,
my father, that I hate him
3420
02:01:04,850 --> 02:01:07,421
and I love him at the same time
and I forgive him.
3421
02:01:07,454 --> 02:01:10,723
I-I-I do not need to do that,
because you're gonna live.
3422
02:01:11,857 --> 02:01:14,160
Tell my sister
I know she's my mother.
3423
02:01:15,194 --> 02:01:15,828
Huh.
3424
02:01:15,861 --> 02:01:17,997
Got here as soon as I could.
3425
02:01:18,030 --> 02:01:19,832
Hey, man, we got to
help this guy.
3426
02:01:19,865 --> 02:01:20,833
He's bleeding out.
3427
02:01:20,866 --> 02:01:22,335
This a cop?
3428
02:01:22,369 --> 02:01:23,903
He looks like a cop.
3429
02:01:23,936 --> 02:01:25,238
Excuse me, ma'am.
3430
02:01:25,271 --> 02:01:26,473
Ray Bishop, Ladder 57.
3431
02:01:26,506 --> 02:01:28,040
We got to get this guy
some help.
3432
02:01:28,074 --> 02:01:29,275
We got to move it along here.
3433
02:01:29,308 --> 02:01:30,977
- Follow me.
- Okay, come on, buddy.
3434
02:01:31,010 --> 02:01:32,111
Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
3435
02:01:32,144 --> 02:01:33,779
Here we go, here we go,
here we go.
3436
02:01:33,813 --> 02:01:36,249
- (man groaning)
- All right.
3437
02:01:36,282 --> 02:01:37,817
Abdominal wound!
3438
02:01:37,850 --> 02:01:39,151
RAY:
There we go.
3439
02:01:39,185 --> 02:01:40,387
Where? Where?
3440
02:01:40,420 --> 02:01:41,787
Put him in Two.
3441
02:01:41,821 --> 02:01:42,822
In Two.
3442
02:01:42,855 --> 02:01:44,156
DOCTOR:
Let's get vitals.
3443
02:01:44,190 --> 02:01:45,825
- All right, buddy.
- All right, get him right here.
3444
02:01:45,858 --> 02:01:46,926
We got to get your shirt off.
3445
02:01:46,959 --> 02:01:48,227
Let me know if you need trauma.
3446
02:01:48,261 --> 02:01:50,229
- (groans): Oh, shit.
- Okay. Here we go.
3447
02:01:50,263 --> 02:01:53,132
- Nice and easy, nice and easy.
- I'll meet you at Six. Six.
3448
02:01:53,165 --> 02:01:55,001
(man groans)
3449
02:01:55,034 --> 02:01:57,303
JOY:
You okay? It's gonna be okay.
3450
02:01:57,336 --> 02:01:59,005
(mutters)
3451
02:02:04,444 --> 02:02:05,845
He's one of your friends?
3452
02:02:05,878 --> 02:02:07,880
No, no, no.
I-I was just helping him.
3453
02:02:07,913 --> 02:02:09,048
Yeah, Scott brought him in.
3454
02:02:09,081 --> 02:02:11,017
You know, guy just kind of
wandered into the firehouse
3455
02:02:11,050 --> 02:02:12,018
while we were out on a call.
3456
02:02:12,051 --> 02:02:14,488
You guys are covered in blood.
Take these off.
3457
02:02:14,521 --> 02:02:16,155
Throw 'em here.
3458
02:02:18,625 --> 02:02:20,527
Put 'em over here.
3459
02:02:20,560 --> 02:02:22,161
Just leave 'em there.
Down there.
3460
02:02:22,194 --> 02:02:23,029
What's that?
3461
02:02:23,062 --> 02:02:26,065
- What's that?
- Oh.
3462
02:02:26,733 --> 02:02:29,235
I let your son practice on me.
3463
02:02:29,268 --> 02:02:31,538
How's it look? He won't let me
see it till it's done.
3464
02:02:31,571 --> 02:02:33,339
Let me see it.
3465
02:02:33,373 --> 02:02:36,208
♪ ♪
3466
02:02:39,879 --> 02:02:44,050
He, um, he-he let me do
whatever I wanted, so...
3467
02:02:46,152 --> 02:02:47,219
Jesus Christ.
3468
02:02:47,253 --> 02:02:50,923
RAY: He didn't put anything
stupid on there, did he?
3469
02:02:50,956 --> 02:02:52,359
Took forever.
3470
02:02:58,498 --> 02:03:00,099
(Margie sighs)
3471
02:03:10,477 --> 02:03:11,977
Nah.
3472
02:03:13,112 --> 02:03:15,482
SCOTT: Yeah, I, um...
I can never get the eyes right
3473
02:03:15,515 --> 02:03:17,883
'cause I-I just make them
too dark, but I-I...
3474
02:03:17,917 --> 02:03:19,985
It's beautiful.
3475
02:03:20,986 --> 02:03:22,888
I'm proud of you.
3476
02:03:22,922 --> 02:03:25,324
- You could really do this.
- Thanks.
3477
02:03:25,359 --> 02:03:26,992
There's not any, like,
Chinese characters
3478
02:03:27,026 --> 02:03:28,894
or anything back there,
is there?
3479
02:03:29,563 --> 02:03:31,197
No, no.
3480
02:03:31,230 --> 02:03:32,098
No, no, no.
3481
02:03:32,131 --> 02:03:33,500
You told me not to.
3482
02:03:33,533 --> 02:03:35,167
I would never disobey you.
3483
02:03:35,201 --> 02:03:37,437
Thank you for letting him
do this, Ray.
3484
02:03:37,471 --> 02:03:39,639
Oh, I didn't do anything.
I just sat there.
3485
02:03:39,673 --> 02:03:40,574
He did all the work.
3486
02:03:40,607 --> 02:03:43,377
You liked going over the spine,
didn't ya?
3487
02:03:43,410 --> 02:03:45,311
Took it like a champ.
3488
02:03:45,344 --> 02:03:46,513
I sat there wincing.
3489
02:03:46,546 --> 02:03:48,047
(chuckles)
3490
02:03:52,352 --> 02:03:53,587
Oh, my God.
3491
02:03:53,620 --> 02:03:55,187
Can we at least
close the curtain?
3492
02:03:55,221 --> 02:03:57,323
- Oh. My guys.
- Guys, people die in here, all right?
3493
02:03:57,357 --> 02:04:00,192
- My guys. My guys.
- Uh... - Aw, come on.
3494
02:04:00,226 --> 02:04:02,529
Mom, I don't want to hug him.
He's not wearing a shirt.
3495
02:04:02,562 --> 02:04:05,064
- Come on, you can handle it.
- Ah, dude, you're so smooth.
3496
02:04:05,097 --> 02:04:07,133
You're-you're like a sea otter.
3497
02:04:07,166 --> 02:04:08,535
- (Margie laughs)
- Please, we have to stop.
3498
02:04:08,568 --> 02:04:09,536
We have to stop.
Please. Please.
3499
02:04:09,569 --> 02:04:10,804
- Please stop? Please stop.
- (Margie chuckles)
3500
02:04:10,837 --> 02:04:13,339
But first, you will get to Lord
and Lady Stark and you will...
3501
02:04:13,373 --> 02:04:15,241
SCOTT: I hung out with,
like, Ray and the guys
3502
02:04:15,274 --> 02:04:17,544
from the firehouse
the other night at the bar,
3503
02:04:17,577 --> 02:04:20,279
and, um, they were just telling
all these stories about Dad.
3504
02:04:20,312 --> 02:04:22,382
And there were stories
I never heard of before,
3505
02:04:22,416 --> 02:04:25,352
like, you know, about him,
like, doing coke
3506
02:04:25,385 --> 02:04:27,721
and being hilarious.
3507
02:04:27,754 --> 02:04:29,054
- Yeah.
- You know?
3508
02:04:29,088 --> 02:04:30,956
Yeah. Yeah.
3509
02:04:32,592 --> 02:04:35,161
Well, he was hilarious.
3510
02:04:35,194 --> 02:04:36,730
Yeah.
3511
02:04:36,763 --> 02:04:38,297
Uh...
3512
02:04:38,330 --> 02:04:42,168
He was also
out of control and crazy.
3513
02:04:42,201 --> 02:04:45,104
- Do you understand?
- You can't. (grunts)
3514
02:04:45,137 --> 02:04:47,106
Why-why didn't you just tell me?
3515
02:04:47,139 --> 02:04:48,475
I don't know.
3516
02:04:48,508 --> 02:04:51,177
I just... I wanted you to have
some good memories
3517
02:04:51,210 --> 02:04:52,579
to offset what happened.
3518
02:04:52,612 --> 02:04:53,780
I didn't know what to-to say.
3519
02:04:53,814 --> 02:04:57,316
Was I gonna say, "Your dad
really loved watching cartoons
3520
02:04:57,349 --> 02:05:00,019
with you 'cause he was
tripping all the time"?
3521
02:05:00,052 --> 02:05:01,721
- Yeah.
- (scoffs)
3522
02:05:01,755 --> 02:05:04,458
Sounds like a good dad to me.
3523
02:05:04,491 --> 02:05:05,692
No, you know what?
3524
02:05:05,725 --> 02:05:07,427
Uh, I get it.
3525
02:05:07,461 --> 02:05:13,065
Knowing that he had
his issues and... problems
3526
02:05:13,098 --> 02:05:16,202
just like everybody else,
it makes me feel better.
3527
02:05:16,235 --> 02:05:19,972
It really...
it really humanizes him.
3528
02:05:20,707 --> 02:05:23,677
Well, he was a great guy.
3529
02:05:23,710 --> 02:05:26,078
He was a very complicated guy.
3530
02:05:27,714 --> 02:05:30,617
He had a really big heart.
3531
02:05:30,650 --> 02:05:31,751
Mm.
3532
02:05:31,785 --> 02:05:33,520
Like, like Ray?
3533
02:05:35,221 --> 02:05:36,756
Uh...
3534
02:05:36,790 --> 02:05:39,325
Yeah, I guess, like Ray, yeah.
3535
02:05:39,359 --> 02:05:40,594
Yeah.
3536
02:05:40,627 --> 02:05:43,363
Yeah. (laughs)
3537
02:05:43,396 --> 02:05:47,767
Um, I guess you could say
that you have a type.
3538
02:05:47,801 --> 02:05:49,503
Uh-huh.
3539
02:05:49,536 --> 02:05:51,471
Yeah. (smacks lips)
3540
02:05:51,505 --> 02:05:53,373
I have a type.
3541
02:05:53,406 --> 02:05:55,140
(laughs)
3542
02:05:58,612 --> 02:06:04,283
I know we don't really talk
about it much, but...
3543
02:06:05,652 --> 02:06:08,120
...I, uh...
3544
02:06:08,153 --> 02:06:10,055
I-I miss Dad.
3545
02:06:11,323 --> 02:06:13,192
A lot.
3546
02:06:17,831 --> 02:06:19,432
Yeah.
3547
02:06:21,635 --> 02:06:23,269
Me, too.
3548
02:06:28,441 --> 02:06:30,142
(breath trembles)
3549
02:06:30,175 --> 02:06:31,645
And, uh...
3550
02:06:34,246 --> 02:06:38,217
I'm sorry that I've been
3551
02:06:38,250 --> 02:06:41,388
so difficult to deal with.
3552
02:06:41,421 --> 02:06:43,155
I'll...
3553
02:06:43,188 --> 02:06:44,824
I'll try and...
3554
02:06:44,858 --> 02:06:46,793
get it together.
3555
02:06:46,826 --> 02:06:48,595
It's just hard.
3556
02:06:50,430 --> 02:06:53,198
I think it'll always be hard.
3557
02:07:02,909 --> 02:07:05,210
(breath trembles)
3558
02:07:05,879 --> 02:07:07,847
I, uh...
3559
02:07:07,881 --> 02:07:09,616
(chuckles):
I really like Ray, but I...
3560
02:07:09,649 --> 02:07:11,484
He's-he's got to lose
that mustache.
3561
02:07:11,518 --> 02:07:12,352
I mean, come on.
3562
02:07:12,385 --> 02:07:14,320
- (laughs)
- When we go out in public,
3563
02:07:14,354 --> 02:07:15,722
people think that
I'm kidnapped, you know?
3564
02:07:15,755 --> 02:07:18,190
The looks that we get
at the supermarket.
3565
02:07:18,223 --> 02:07:19,726
They're like...
People-people look at me like,
3566
02:07:19,759 --> 02:07:22,127
"Are you okay?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, no, yeah.
3567
02:07:22,161 --> 02:07:23,730
It's my mom's boyfriend."
3568
02:07:23,763 --> 02:07:25,632
(Margie laughing)
3569
02:07:32,505 --> 02:07:34,608
- All right, buddy, good luck.
- Thanks for the lift.
3570
02:07:34,641 --> 02:07:35,709
All right, man.
3571
02:07:35,742 --> 02:07:37,343
Confidence, right?
3572
02:07:37,377 --> 02:07:39,646
- Yeah.
- All right, go get 'em.
3573
02:07:41,915 --> 02:07:43,383
SCOTT:
Hey.
3574
02:07:44,417 --> 02:07:46,753
Kelsey. Hi.
3575
02:07:46,786 --> 02:07:48,488
Hey. How are you?
3576
02:07:48,521 --> 02:07:50,790
- What are you doing here?
- Oh, I just, uh...
3577
02:07:50,824 --> 02:07:52,425
I-I just wanted to talk to you.
3578
02:07:52,459 --> 02:07:54,661
Well, I have
my civil service test today.
3579
02:07:54,694 --> 02:07:55,862
Oh, yeah, I-I remembered.
3580
02:07:55,895 --> 02:07:57,430
That's why I wanted to,
you know...
3581
02:07:57,464 --> 02:07:59,231
- I have to go.
- Can I come?
3582
02:07:59,264 --> 02:08:00,400
What? Why?
3583
02:08:00,433 --> 02:08:02,369
You know, for, like,
moral support.
3584
02:08:02,402 --> 02:08:05,372
I just want to be there for you.
3585
02:08:05,405 --> 02:08:07,907
- Well, I can't stop you.
- Oh, all right, great.
3586
02:08:07,941 --> 02:08:09,909
Y-Your hair looks nice.
3587
02:08:09,943 --> 02:08:11,544
Thanks.
3588
02:08:11,578 --> 02:08:13,747
(indistinct announcements
over P.A.)
3589
02:08:15,214 --> 02:08:17,384
(seagulls squawking)
3590
02:08:23,657 --> 02:08:25,558
Listen, I know you probably
want to talk about
3591
02:08:25,592 --> 02:08:28,227
relationship stuff and
serious bullshit, but I can't.
3592
02:08:28,260 --> 02:08:31,765
I have to study and focus right
now so I don't screw this up.
3593
02:08:31,798 --> 02:08:32,899
Okay.
3594
02:08:32,932 --> 02:08:34,299
I, um...
3595
02:08:34,333 --> 02:08:36,436
I can help you, if you like.
3596
02:08:36,469 --> 02:08:38,270
You don't want to help me.
3597
02:08:38,303 --> 02:08:40,607
Mm, yeah, I do.
I would love to.
3598
02:08:42,676 --> 02:08:45,545
Okay, w-will you just
test me on this part?
3599
02:08:45,578 --> 02:08:47,981
Yeah. That one?
3600
02:08:48,014 --> 02:08:49,716
- All right.
- Okay.
3601
02:08:49,749 --> 02:08:51,316
Here we go.
3602
02:08:51,351 --> 02:08:53,920
"Amy must complete
three tasks at work.
3603
02:08:53,953 --> 02:08:55,989
"She estimates
that the first two tasks
3604
02:08:56,022 --> 02:08:58,558
"will take her
45 minutes to complete
3605
02:08:58,591 --> 02:09:00,393
"and that the third task
will take her
3606
02:09:00,427 --> 02:09:01,928
"two hours and ten minutes
to complete.
3607
02:09:01,961 --> 02:09:03,930
"If Amy's estimate is correct,
3608
02:09:03,963 --> 02:09:07,232
how long will it take her
to complete all three tasks?"
3609
02:09:08,034 --> 02:09:10,670
Three hours and 40 minutes.
3610
02:09:10,704 --> 02:09:13,707
Did-did you just guess that
or did know the answer?
3611
02:09:13,740 --> 02:09:15,542
No, that's correct.
3612
02:09:15,575 --> 02:09:17,309
(chuckles):
That's incredible.
3613
02:09:17,342 --> 02:09:19,012
- Wow.
- It's not that amazing.
3614
02:09:19,045 --> 02:09:20,312
- It is, no.
- Relax.
3615
02:09:20,345 --> 02:09:21,548
I-I... Is it all math questions?
3616
02:09:21,581 --> 02:09:23,248
I thought it was, like,
city shit.
3617
02:09:23,282 --> 02:09:24,184
No, no.
3618
02:09:24,216 --> 02:09:25,985
You have to prove
that you're not stupid,
3619
02:09:26,019 --> 02:09:27,821
and then you can
work for the city.
3620
02:09:27,854 --> 02:09:28,988
Oh. Oh.
3621
02:09:29,022 --> 02:09:31,357
So I can never
work for the city.
3622
02:09:34,894 --> 02:09:36,696
Hey, uh, I...
3623
02:09:36,730 --> 02:09:38,965
- I, uh...
- (man speaking over P.A.)
3624
02:09:38,998 --> 02:09:40,734
I, um...
3625
02:09:40,767 --> 02:09:41,868
I love you.
3626
02:09:41,901 --> 02:09:43,570
A lot.
3627
02:09:43,603 --> 02:09:46,673
I-I always have, and I, um...
3628
02:09:46,706 --> 02:09:49,409
That's why I always
act so weird.
3629
02:09:49,442 --> 02:09:53,312
'Cause I don't know
how to express myself.
3630
02:09:53,345 --> 02:09:55,014
MAN (over P.A.):
Failure to do so
3631
02:09:55,048 --> 02:09:57,016
could result in serious injury.
3632
02:09:57,050 --> 02:09:59,619
- Should I ask the next?
- Yeah.
3633
02:09:59,652 --> 02:10:02,422
All right, so,
"Of the 250 people
3634
02:10:02,455 --> 02:10:05,592
"working at a medical facility,
16% are clerks.
3635
02:10:05,625 --> 02:10:06,793
How many are..."
3636
02:10:06,826 --> 02:10:10,430
(over P.A.): Thank you for
riding the Staten Island Ferry.
3637
02:10:17,403 --> 02:10:18,805
(clears throat)
3638
02:10:20,440 --> 02:10:22,609
I've lost my place.
3639
02:10:25,478 --> 02:10:29,649
"Of the 250 people
working at a medical facility,
3640
02:10:29,682 --> 02:10:31,518
- 16% are clerks."
- Mm-hmm.
3641
02:10:31,551 --> 02:10:33,520
"How many are not clerks?"
3642
02:10:33,553 --> 02:10:35,088
You're showing me the page.
3643
02:10:35,121 --> 02:10:36,856
(both laughing)
3644
02:10:36,890 --> 02:10:38,892
♪ ♪
3645
02:10:49,803 --> 02:10:51,938
Hey, will you wait for me
while I do it
3646
02:10:51,971 --> 02:10:54,440
and then we can go back
to Staten Island together?
3647
02:10:54,474 --> 02:10:57,342
Yeah. Of course.
How long are you gonna be?
3648
02:10:57,377 --> 02:10:59,412
Three and a half hours.
3649
02:10:59,445 --> 02:11:01,381
All right.
3650
02:11:01,414 --> 02:11:03,883
- Really?
- Yeah, I'll go figure something out.
3651
02:11:03,917 --> 02:11:04,951
Okay.
3652
02:11:04,984 --> 02:11:06,686
All right. Cool.
3653
02:11:06,719 --> 02:11:07,687
Good luck.
3654
02:11:07,720 --> 02:11:09,321
(squeals softly)
3655
02:11:10,857 --> 02:11:12,425
Maybe do something cultural.
3656
02:11:12,458 --> 02:11:14,427
Like, broaden your horizons.
3657
02:11:14,460 --> 02:11:15,428
All right.
3658
02:11:15,461 --> 02:11:16,529
Good luck. Have fun.
3659
02:11:16,563 --> 02:11:19,132
Oh, my God, I'm freaking out!
3660
02:11:19,165 --> 02:11:20,934
I'm scared.
3661
02:11:24,571 --> 02:11:26,739
("Pursuit of Happiness"
by Kid Cudi playing)
3662
02:11:29,008 --> 02:11:30,810
♪ Mm ♪
3663
02:11:30,844 --> 02:11:32,612
♪ Ay-oh ♪
3664
02:11:34,113 --> 02:11:35,615
♪ Hey ♪
3665
02:11:36,749 --> 02:11:38,852
♪ Ratatat ♪
3666
02:11:38,885 --> 02:11:40,787
♪ Yeah ♪
3667
02:11:43,523 --> 02:11:46,960
♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
3668
02:11:48,795 --> 02:11:52,832
♪ Tell me what you know about
dreaming, dreaming ♪
3669
02:11:52,866 --> 02:11:56,970
♪ You don't really know
about nothing, nothing ♪
3670
02:11:57,003 --> 02:12:01,107
♪ You don't really care about
the trials of tomorrow ♪
3671
02:12:01,140 --> 02:12:05,612
♪ Rather lay awake in the bed
full of sorrow ♪
3672
02:12:05,645 --> 02:12:09,849
♪ I'm on the pursuit
of happiness and I know ♪
3673
02:12:09,883 --> 02:12:14,787
♪ Everything that shine ain't
always gonna be gold, hey ♪
3674
02:12:14,821 --> 02:12:19,025
♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪
3675
02:12:19,058 --> 02:12:21,961
♪ I'll be good ♪
3676
02:12:21,995 --> 02:12:26,165
♪ I'm on the pursuit
of happiness and I know ♪
3677
02:12:26,199 --> 02:12:31,571
♪ Everything that shine ain't
always gonna be gold, hey ♪
3678
02:12:31,604 --> 02:12:35,875
♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪
3679
02:12:35,909 --> 02:12:38,845
♪ I'll be good ♪
3680
02:12:38,878 --> 02:12:42,916
♪ Tell me what you know about
dreaming, dreaming ♪
3681
02:12:42,949 --> 02:12:47,186
♪ You don't really know
about nothing, nothing ♪
3682
02:12:47,220 --> 02:12:48,922
♪ Tell me what you know about ♪
3683
02:12:48,955 --> 02:12:51,057
♪ Them night terrors
every night ♪
3684
02:12:51,090 --> 02:12:55,628
♪ 5:00 a.m., cold sweats,
waking up to the sky ♪
3685
02:12:55,662 --> 02:12:59,799
♪ I'm on the pursuit
of happiness and I know ♪
3686
02:12:59,832 --> 02:13:04,804
♪ Everything that shine ain't
always gonna be gold, hey ♪
3687
02:13:04,837 --> 02:13:09,042
♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪
3688
02:13:09,075 --> 02:13:13,012
♪ I'll be good ♪
3689
02:13:13,046 --> 02:13:16,883
♪ Pursuit of happiness ♪
3690
02:13:16,916 --> 02:13:18,051
♪ Yeah ♪
3691
02:13:20,053 --> 02:13:22,088
♪ I'll get it ♪
3692
02:13:22,121 --> 02:13:24,791
♪ I'll be good. ♪
3693
02:13:24,824 --> 02:13:26,960
("Never Did I Stop Loving You"
by Alice Clark playing)
3694
02:13:26,993 --> 02:13:31,030
♪ Ooh... ♪
3695
02:13:32,031 --> 02:13:34,801
♪ Ooh ♪
3696
02:13:34,834 --> 02:13:37,904
♪ Oh, never, never, never ♪
3697
02:13:37,937 --> 02:13:40,573
♪ Did I ever stop to think ♪
3698
02:13:40,606 --> 02:13:43,142
♪ That I'd find myself
here with you ♪
3699
02:13:43,176 --> 02:13:45,611
♪ In your own world of dreams ♪
3700
02:13:45,645 --> 02:13:48,181
♪ Oh, but here I am ♪
3701
02:13:48,214 --> 02:13:50,717
♪ Again with you ♪
3702
02:13:50,750 --> 02:13:53,119
♪ You are my joy ♪
3703
02:13:53,152 --> 02:13:56,089
♪ And my joy is you ♪
3704
02:13:56,122 --> 02:13:58,624
♪ Never, never ♪
3705
02:13:58,658 --> 02:14:03,296
♪ Never did I ever
stop loving you ♪
3706
02:14:03,329 --> 02:14:05,798
♪ Yeah ♪
3707
02:14:05,832 --> 02:14:08,267
♪ Sometimes I stop and ask ♪
3708
02:14:08,301 --> 02:14:10,737
♪ And wonder where you were ♪
3709
02:14:10,770 --> 02:14:13,673
♪ Then I rip you from my mind ♪
3710
02:14:13,706 --> 02:14:15,808
♪ 'Cause I thought
you didn't care ♪
3711
02:14:15,842 --> 02:14:18,544
♪ Oh, but here I am ♪
3712
02:14:18,578 --> 02:14:20,813
♪ Again with you ♪
3713
02:14:20,847 --> 02:14:23,249
♪ This time I know ♪
3714
02:14:23,282 --> 02:14:26,185
♪ What my heart can do ♪
3715
02:14:26,219 --> 02:14:28,755
♪ Never, never ♪
3716
02:14:28,788 --> 02:14:33,292
♪ Never did I ever
stop loving you ♪
3717
02:14:33,326 --> 02:14:35,094
♪ Yeah ♪
3718
02:14:36,596 --> 02:14:40,333
♪ I don't know why ♪
3719
02:14:40,367 --> 02:14:43,703
♪ I had to play the game
of losing you ♪
3720
02:14:43,736 --> 02:14:45,638
♪ To make me see ♪
3721
02:14:45,671 --> 02:14:47,974
♪ That I still love you ♪
3722
02:14:48,007 --> 02:14:51,144
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
3723
02:14:51,177 --> 02:14:53,646
♪ But here I am ♪
3724
02:14:53,679 --> 02:14:56,115
♪ Again with you ♪
3725
02:14:56,149 --> 02:14:58,618
♪ You are my joy ♪
3726
02:14:58,651 --> 02:15:01,220
♪ And my joy is you ♪
3727
02:15:01,254 --> 02:15:03,890
♪ Never, never ♪
3728
02:15:03,923 --> 02:15:08,628
♪ Never did I ever
stop loving you ♪
3729
02:15:08,661 --> 02:15:11,064
♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪
3730
02:15:11,097 --> 02:15:15,601
♪ Never, never,
ooh, never, baby ♪
3731
02:15:15,635 --> 02:15:18,204
♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪
3732
02:15:18,237 --> 02:15:19,672
♪ I just can't stop ♪
3733
02:15:19,705 --> 02:15:21,107
♪ No, no, no ♪
3734
02:15:21,140 --> 02:15:25,011
♪ Never, never, never ♪
3735
02:15:25,044 --> 02:15:28,214
♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪
3736
02:15:28,247 --> 02:15:30,750
♪ Ooh ♪
3737
02:15:30,783 --> 02:15:32,952
♪ Never, baby ♪
3738
02:15:34,253 --> 02:15:38,091
♪ Did I stop loving you ♪
3739
02:15:38,124 --> 02:15:40,726
♪ Oh, no, oh ♪
3740
02:15:40,760 --> 02:15:44,764
♪ Never, never, never ♪
3741
02:15:44,797 --> 02:15:48,000
♪ Did I ever stop
loving you, baby ♪
3742
02:15:48,034 --> 02:15:50,103
♪ Yeah, oh ♪
3743
02:15:50,136 --> 02:15:53,072
- ♪ Never, never. ♪
- (song fades)
3744
02:15:53,106 --> 02:15:55,108
♪ ♪
3745
02:15:55,110 --> 02:16:00,110
Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org
3746
02:16:25,138 --> 02:16:27,140
♪ ♪
3747
02:16:57,170 --> 02:16:59,172
♪ ♪
3748
02:17:07,046 --> 02:17:09,048
(music fades)