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(CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER
IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

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Three euro.

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Two. I'll give it for two.

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One-fifty?

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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(GROANS)

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(GUNSHOTS)

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(SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN)

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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)

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(BULLETS WHIZZING)

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(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

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ALL:
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you</i>

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- <i>♪ Happy birthday to you</i>
- (GROANS)

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<i>♪ Happy birthday
Audrey Stockman</i>

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<i>♪ This little lady over here</i>

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<i>♪ This funny, gorgeous</i>

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<i>♪ Funny, wonderful lady
over here</i>

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<i>♪ It's Audrey</i>

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<i>♪ It's your birthday
and you're 30 today</i>

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<i>♪ I love you
Happy birthday ♪</i>

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- (ALL CHEERING)
- (AUDREY SIGHS)

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Morgan, you're such
a fucking freak. I love you.

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- I love you.
- Where'd you steal that microphone from?

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<i>Audrey, you know me. You know
that I own microphones.</i>

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(LAUGHS)

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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Fuck me! Tess is here.

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Oh, my God!
The audacity. (SCOFFS)

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- Morgan...
- The sheer hubris

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to show up here
at your birthday.

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- Morgan...
- There was a minimum

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number of people
in order to reserve the bar.

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- Morgan...
- I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!

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I didn't think she would come.

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Oh, she's ordering
a custom cocktail.

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I'm gonna kill myself.

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What do I say? Huh? Like,

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"My boyfriend dumped me
in a text message."

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- How do I explain that?
- I know.

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There's a simple solution.
It's called lying.

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No. I'm a really bad liar.

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I know, 'cause you ramble.
You give too many details.

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And then people know
that you're lying.

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You have to be concise
about it.

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Here, ask me
what I've been up to lately.

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- Um, what have you been up to?
- I bought a boat. And we're out.

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Oh, my God. She's coming over here.
I'm with you.

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- Let's do this.
- Okay.

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Hey, ladies!

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- I can't do this.
- Oh, you're fucking dead to me!

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(CHUCKLES) Happy birthday!

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Hey, girl!

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Where's your
adorable boyfriend?

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(CHUCKLES)

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You know, you guys make
such a surprising couple.

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Like, if I didn't meet him
as your boyfriend,

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I would assume he'd be dating
someone more...

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Like, edgy. Like a cool girl.
Like a model.

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But then
I see you two together,

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and it's like,
"Aw, this works too."

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Where is he?
So I can hug him.

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(PANTING)

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(SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN)

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(YELLS)

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON TV)

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(BOTH SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN)

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- (DOOR SLAMS OPEN)
- (PANTING)

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Oh, God. Oh, come on.

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

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(GRUNTS)

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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This is crazy because
you're from the Ukraine...

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...and I just auditioned

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to be a Ukrainian farm girl
in a GEICO ad.

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- And?
- They told me

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I was too authentic.
Anyway...

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Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine?

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Well, it depends.

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You say how you like,
you know?

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Always let beautiful,
sexy woman decide.

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- (CLICKS TONGUE) Okay.
- (CHUCKLES)

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That's what this is?

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- You know...
- All right.

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You have face like doll.

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Mmm. Okay.

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Such a small, narrow waist.
It's tiny.

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You know,
I was gonna drive home,

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but now I think I might
just drive into a wall.

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Hit me. (CHUCKLES)

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Wait, I can use this.

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Come here.

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- Audrey.
- Yeah?

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This is Viktor. He's a
visitor from Eastern Europe.

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He has something that
he wants to say to you.

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- I do?
- Yeah, yeah.

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This is my best friend.
She's having a bad night.

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Can you just use
your aggressive masculinity

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for good instead of for evil?

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Just tell her
what you told me before.

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What are you doing?

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You have doll face.

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No, make it specific to her.

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Like really
objectify her.

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- Yeah?
- MORGAN: Yeah.

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Okay, cool. Uh...

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You have big baby eyes.

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- Mmm.
- And, phew, soft...

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- (SMACKS LIPS) Supple udders. Yeah.
- Oh.

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- Oh, my God! What the fuck?
- MORGAN: Wow!

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Thank you so much, Viktor.

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- You've done good work.
- Okay.

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- Thank you so much.
- Okay, bye-bye.

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I fucking hate you.

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Oh, come on! You're smiling.

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MAN: Hey, Audrey.
Where's Drew?

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He drowned.

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Ugh. Do you see?
This has been all night long.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

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- You have to move on.
- Yes, I know.

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It's just really hard
to do that

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when he left a box of his shit
in our apartment,

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and he won't even text me back
about picking it up.

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I know.

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- Oh, can I see your phone?
- Yeah.

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I just have to
Google something.

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MORGAN: Whew!

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- (SIGHS)
- (TYPING)

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- Who are you texting?
- (MUMBLES)

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Morgan, let me see my phone.

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- I'm texting Drew.
- Oh, my God!

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I said, "Fuck you,
you worthless nutsack.

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"I'm setting your shit
on fire."

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- Oh, my God, no!
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)

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Why the fuck
would you write that?

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'Cause we're gonna
set his shit on fire.

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(PANTING)

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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

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Fuck!

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(LAUGHS)

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Really, Drew?

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Skid marks
on your underwear?

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What are you, eight?

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Did he want me to wash them?

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Is that why
he broke up with me?

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'Cause I didn't
mother him enough?

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Fuck you. Wipe your own ass.

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Okay. Oh, what's this?

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Oh. (CHUCKLES)

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This is actually
a handwritten list

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of his favorite breakfast
burrito places in Los Angeles.

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- Stop! He made notes.
- Yep.

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"Great egg to tortilla ratio."

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Fuckin' idiot.

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- Burn the fire.
- MORGAN: Burn!

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Oh, my God! His trophy.

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Second place trophy,
fantasy football.

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And he saved it.

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No! It's not
even real football.

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It's a fucking fantasy!

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Oh, wait.

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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Oh, my God. It's Drew.

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(LINE RINGING)

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- AUDREY: <i>Hello?</i>
- Hey.

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Really? That's it? "Hey"?

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Are your ears burning?
'Cause your shit is.

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I'm sorry. I fucked up, okay?

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<i>Hold on. What?</i>

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What do you mean,
you fucked up? Which part?

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I'm gonna come over tomorrow,

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and I'm going to
explain everything, okay?

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Please don't do anything
with my stuff.

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- I'll be back tomorrow.
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

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(DOOR OPENS)

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Drew?

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(LINE DISCONNECTS)

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Drew!

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(BEEPS)

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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(NECK SNAPS)

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(BEEPING)

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(LOUD EXPLOSION)

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER

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(SIGHS)

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- Oh! I'm so sorry.
- That's okay.

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Happy birthday.

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How...

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- Yep.
- The... Yeah.

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- Uh, it's not my birthday.
- Oh.

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I just kinda wear it
for warmth.

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Well, if it was your birthday,
I would say, um...

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"Happy birthday."

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Well, I'd probably say,
"Thank you."

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You're welcome.

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Hey.

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I got a quarter left.

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Your mission, should you
choose to accept it,

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is to find the absolute
worst song on the jukebox.

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Okay.

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(COIN CLINKS)

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(SIGHS)

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MAN: One gum, please.

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AUDREY: Oh.

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Yeah.

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(BEEPS)

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Um...

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$2.25.

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(CASH REGISTER BEEPING)

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(COINS CLINKING)

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Have a great day.

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Aren't you gonna ask me
if I need help to my car?

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(CHUCKLES)

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So, um...

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Where are you from?

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Uh...

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England.

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That's what I thought.

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Yeah, but sometimes
when I think that

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people end up
being Australian.

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Ah. People do sometimes end up
being Australian.

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(LAUGHS) Shut up!

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Oh, God! I don't
actually mean "shut up."

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It's a figure of speech.

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I don't know
if you do that in England.

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What? Figures of speech?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah. We invented that.

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Right.

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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You know, some...

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Some might say that I'm not
exercising good judgment

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following a strange man
somewhere.

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This is how
people get shoved

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in the back
of sketchy vans, right?

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That makes this
rather awkward.

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Mmm.

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Get in the van.

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What?

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(ENGINE STARTING)

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- (VAN DOOR SLAMS)
- Oh, my God! (STAMMERS) Okay, what is happening?

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Did I do something wrong?
Am I in trouble?

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Listen, we just wanna talk
about Drew Thayer.

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- He's your boyfriend, right?
- No.

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I mean, yes. Well, he was my
boyfriend, but we broke up.

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Why? Is he in trouble?

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Yes. Drew is
in a lot of trouble.

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That's why you're in a van.

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SEBASTIAN: Do you know where

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your ex-boyfriend worked,
Miss Stockman?

256
00:12:38,988 --> 00:12:40,621
Uh, yeah. NPR.

257
00:12:40,623 --> 00:12:42,890
He had a podcast.
It was about, um...

258
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,359
I'm not 100% sure
what it was about,

259
00:12:45,361 --> 00:12:48,863
but like jazz and economics.

260
00:12:48,865 --> 00:12:50,665
(SCOFFS) Okay, nobody
listened to that podcast.

261
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,400
Not even me,
and I went to Harvard.

262
00:12:52,402 --> 00:12:53,735
Wow. Only took you
two minutes.

263
00:12:53,737 --> 00:12:56,671
Well, I had to give her that
for context, Seb.

264
00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:58,806
That podcast
was Drew's cover job.

265
00:12:58,808 --> 00:13:01,011
Well, Drew never mentioned
having another job.

266
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,247
Listen, Drew was CIA.

267
00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:06,616
I'm sorry. What?

268
00:13:13,858 --> 00:13:14,657
Oh, my God!

269
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:18,493
You were in Vegas
when we saw Celine Dion?

270
00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:19,862
Ironically.

271
00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:23,631
- Oh, my God!
- Listen, Drew's gone missing.

272
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:25,801
A lot of innocent people are
gonna die unless we find him.

273
00:13:25,803 --> 00:13:27,437
Has he been in contact
with you?

274
00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:31,639
No.

275
00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:33,309
- Are you sure?
- Mmm-mmm. No.

276
00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:34,777
(GASPS)

277
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:36,645
Oh, unless it was
last Tuesday night,

278
00:13:36,647 --> 00:13:37,612
'cause I dropped
my phone in the tub

279
00:13:37,614 --> 00:13:38,479
and it stopped working
for a little while.

280
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:40,481
That's... Yep,
that's what happened.

281
00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:41,850
So I went on the Internet,

282
00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:43,118
and I was like,
"How do I fix my phone?"

283
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,820
It said to put it
in a bag of rice,

284
00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:46,622
so I was like,
"I don't have rice."

285
00:13:46,624 --> 00:13:48,324
Okay. You do not
wanna lie to us.

286
00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:54,696
Okay. Okay, fine.
Yes, he called me last night.

287
00:13:54,698 --> 00:13:56,832
Well, I guess he called me back.
Finally.

288
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,867
I called him, like,
a thousand times.

289
00:13:58,869 --> 00:14:01,036
Just this week, after I
stopped hearing from him.

290
00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:03,808
I called him, like, a normal
amount when we were together.

291
00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:05,009
I'm normal.

292
00:14:06,644 --> 00:14:07,645
Okay.

293
00:14:11,782 --> 00:14:12,714
MORGAN: Oh, my God.
I love you, Mom.

294
00:14:12,716 --> 00:14:14,917
Morgan.
Morgan, I need to talk to you.

295
00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,752
Oh, wait.
Audrey just got home.

296
00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:18,854
- I need to talk to you.
- I need to talk to you.

297
00:14:18,856 --> 00:14:20,589
Viktor is in my room
right now.

298
00:14:20,591 --> 00:14:21,523
I don't know
who the fuck that is.

299
00:14:21,525 --> 00:14:23,659
Viktor, the guy from the bar
last night.

300
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:24,660
Turns out
I left my driver's license.

301
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,528
He sent me a Facebook message.

302
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:27,896
And then he sent me
two pictures of his dick.

303
00:14:27,898 --> 00:14:28,997
- Okay. I don't...
- I don't really... I know,

304
00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:30,766
I don't wanna reward
that kind of behavior either,

305
00:14:30,768 --> 00:14:31,767
but I needed
my driver's license back.

306
00:14:31,769 --> 00:14:34,469
I'm not gonna go to the DMV.
I mean, kill me.

307
00:14:34,471 --> 00:14:36,105
Totally. Can we just... I just
need to tell you something.

308
00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:39,408
But I'm using this opportunity
to teach him about feminism.

309
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:40,876
There he is. Hey.

310
00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:42,644
You remember Audrey
from last night?

311
00:14:42,646 --> 00:14:45,081
Yeah. You know, Audrey,

312
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,685
"There is no limit to what
we women can achieve."

313
00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:49,687
Michelle Obama.

314
00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:53,589
Okay. I take shower.

315
00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:54,592
MORGAN: Okay.

316
00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:57,626
He's doing very well.
One second.

317
00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:59,963
Mom, did you get the dick pics
that I forwarded you?

318
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,130
- Morgan.
- What?

319
00:15:01,132 --> 00:15:02,598
Audrey thinks it's weird
that we tell

320
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,665
each other everything.
I think it's...

321
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,467
I know.
Of course, it's normal.

322
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,870
Yes! That's what I said.

323
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,972
It looks like an unbaked
crescent roll.

324
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,572
- (GROANS)
- No, I know you like them uncut.

325
00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:12,441
Wait, hold on. My mom wants
to know if you've ever been

326
00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:13,542
- with an uncircumcised guy?
- Oh, my God.

327
00:15:13,544 --> 00:15:15,111
Morgan, I'm begging you.
Get off the fucking phone!

328
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,848
Okay, I love you.
I'll talk to you later.

329
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:18,850
What?

330
00:15:20,451 --> 00:15:23,922
Get this. Two guys show up
at my work from the CIA.

331
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,057
They wanna talk about Drew.

332
00:15:27,524 --> 00:15:28,727
They said he's a spy.

333
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,029
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

334
00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:32,964
What do you mean, a spy?

335
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,566
Morgan, I'm serious.

336
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,134
They showed me photos of him

337
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:41,170
with, like, dead bodies
and, like, weapons and blood.

338
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:43,006
Wait, wait. What? What?
I know.

339
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,108
I know this sounds batshit crazy,
but just think about it, okay?

340
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,577
There were so many unanswered
questions about that guy.

341
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,912
Like if he went to Vassar,

342
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,647
why does he pronounce it
"liberry"?

343
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,617
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

344
00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:58,855
(EXHALES) Sorry.

345
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,725
Couldn't remember
if you were 3-A or 3-B.

346
00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:03,126
- Hey.
- What?

347
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,261
I'm not great on text.
I'm better on email.

348
00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:06,498
You know that. I'm...

349
00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:09,933
Why does it smell like
lighter fluid?

350
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,100
Because I wasn't kidding
when I told you

351
00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:12,802
I was gonna
set your shit on fire.

352
00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,271
Look, listen, I get it.

353
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,205
It's a long story.

354
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,839
There was something
that I had to deal with.

355
00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:18,677
Okay? I just wasn't
in the right headspace.

356
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:20,779
I know you're a spy.

357
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,714
Yeah.

358
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,516
These guys
showed up at my work,

359
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,285
shoved me into a van,

360
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,955
and showed me
these horrible photos.

361
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,655
- Where...
- (GUN COCKING)

362
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:33,723
- What did you tell 'em?
- What do you mean,

363
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:34,891
"What did I tell them?"
You're not gonna deny to it?

364
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:38,128
Or tell me those photos
were photoshopped or anything?

365
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,530
Oh, my God!
You have a fucking gun!

366
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,532
I need you to tell me
exactly what you told them.

367
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:44,003
Wait, is this why
you broke up with me?

368
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,005
- What's on your forehead?
- What?

369
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,974
You have, like, this little
red dot on your forehead.

370
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,942
- Oh, shit!
- AUDREY: Oh, my God!

371
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:52,945
- Go, go, go!
- (AUDREY SCREAMING)

372
00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:54,646
- Stay down!
- (GUNSHOTS)

373
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,882
Go! Go!

374
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,715
Stay down!

375
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,117
Stay away from the windows!

376
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,519
Dad, I have to call you back.

377
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,722
(AUDREY SHRIEKING)

378
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,026
AUDREY: What the fuck
is going on?

379
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,560
Morgan!

380
00:17:09,627 --> 00:17:10,730
Wait, you're bleeding.

381
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:12,730
(GROANS) Fuck!

382
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,164
Some bad people are after me.

383
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,299
The CIA?

384
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:18,268
And some other people too.
And now they're after you.

385
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,570
- It's exactly why I left you.
- Oh, my God.

386
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,807
I didn't want you in danger.

387
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,874
(PANTING)

388
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,910
It's also why I left you this.

389
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,180
- Your trophy?
- Because I trust you.

390
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,216
A lot of innocent people
are gonna die

391
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,818
unless we get this
to where it needs to go, okay?

392
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,854
So what we're gonna do is, we're
gonna leave the apartment.

393
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,189
We're gonna go
to Vienna. Okay?

394
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,893
And we're gonna go
to Cafe Schiele.

395
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,028
We're gonna meet
someone named Verne

396
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,829
at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow.

397
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:46,930
Wait. Why are you
telling me this

398
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,632
if we're doing this together?

399
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,135
In case I don't make it
outta here alive.

400
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,639
- No, Drew, you're not gonna die.
- Listen to me. (SHUSHING)

401
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,842
11:00 a.m.
Cafe Schiele. Verne.

402
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,744
- You got it?
- Okay, got it.

403
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,715
And don't trust anybody.

404
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,115
Anybody.

405
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,052
(SCREAMING)

406
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,888
(GASPS)

407
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,723
<i>Do svidanya,</i> Drew.

408
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:12,925
AUDREY: Oh, my God!

409
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,926
(YELLING)

410
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,128
(VIKTOR YELPS)

411
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,762
(THUDS)

412
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,233
- (CAR HORNS HONKING)
- (ALARMS BEEPING)

413
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,699
Oh, my God! Drew's dead.

414
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:23,303
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
- AGENT: Open up!

415
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,804
MORGAN: Fire escape!
Fire escape.

416
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,239
AGENT: Open up now!
We got a search warrant!

417
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,309
(GRUNTS)

418
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,744
AGENT 1: Hallway clear!

419
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:34,747
AGENT 2: Door right.

420
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,314
AGENT 3: Clear!

421
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,650
Check it!

422
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,690
- Are you okay?
- What?

423
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,060
No! Are you?

424
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:49,963
- No.
- Okay.

425
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,164
So, um,
where are we going?

426
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,400
I don't know.
Where are we gonna be safe?

427
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,968
Pull into that parking lot.

428
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:57,969
There's a bathroom
in that Pilates Plus.

429
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,072
We are not hiding
in a fucking Pilates Plus.

430
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,440
Where's the police station?

431
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,975
What? No, police.

432
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,311
We're not doing police
'cause I killed someone.

433
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,879
- AUDREY: Oh, my God!
- MORGAN: Oh, my God!

434
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,080
Call the CIA guys.

435
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,082
No! Drew said
that we can't trust anyone,

436
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:13,351
and he's right,
'cause he's dead!

437
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,286
Probably because
I talked to them.

438
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,955
No, it's 'cause
I let the assassin

439
00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,923
into the apartment.

440
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,725
Okay, fair enough.
It's both our faults.

441
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,061
(RINGING)

442
00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:24,865
- Shit!
- You gonna get the call?

443
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,097
Hello.

444
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,300
(OVER SPEAKER)
<i>Audrey, it's Sebastian.</i>

445
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,367
You killed Drew.

446
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,035
I told you
where he was gonna be,

447
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,270
and you fucking killed him!

448
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,838
Sorry, can I ask a question?
Who is this?

449
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,273
That's the asshole
from the CIA.

450
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,875
SEBASTIAN: <i>Audrey,
where are you taking it?</i>

451
00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:37,976
Why would I tell you?

452
00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:39,179
<i>Give us the package.</i>

453
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:40,912
<i>Trust me.</i>

454
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,249
I don't trust anyone anymore.

455
00:19:44,885 --> 00:19:46,718
You trust me though, right?

456
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,920
Yes, of course, I trust you.
You don't count.

457
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:51,122
Good. 'Cause this is not
some fake spy friendship

458
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,857
that the Russians
put together.

459
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,326
Dude, shut up. I know.

460
00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:56,127
Okay, Drew said that if
we don't deliver this package,

461
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,896
a lot of people are gonna die.

462
00:19:57,898 --> 00:19:58,930
What if we don't do it
and then there's

463
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,732
a terrorist attack
or something?

464
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,201
Well, what did he say to do?

465
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:04,137
We have to get it
to a cafe in Vienna.

466
00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:06,671
Austria, Vienna?

467
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,909
- Yes. That's what he said.
- Okay. Well, why don't we do that then?

468
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:11,876
Do what? Go to Europe

469
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,379
when a bunch of people
are trying to kill us?

470
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:16,081
Do you wanna die
having never been to Europe?

471
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,685
Or do you wanna go to Europe
and die having been to Europe?

472
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:21,721
Why are those
my only two options?

473
00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:24,889
Okay. This is a sign.

474
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,325
Our passports
are still in there

475
00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:27,861
from our road trip to Tijuana.

476
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,530
Okay, someone that you love

477
00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:34,202
just died and asked you
to do one last thing.

478
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:36,437
I think you gotta do it.

479
00:20:37,271 --> 00:20:38,206
I'll go with you.

480
00:20:40,408 --> 00:20:42,875
Okay, fuck it. Let's just...
Let's go to Austria.

481
00:20:42,877 --> 00:20:43,911
Let's go to Austria.

482
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,513
- Why are you turning?
- AUDREY: I have to park.

483
00:20:47,515 --> 00:20:48,781
MORGAN:
People are trying to kill us.

484
00:20:48,783 --> 00:20:49,817
We're not fucking
parking in Lot C.

485
00:20:51,552 --> 00:20:53,221
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

486
00:20:56,857 --> 00:20:58,290
MORGAN: <i>We need a suitcase.</i>

487
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,292
I think it looks suspicious if we
go through international security

488
00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:02,261
with no luggage and just
a weird trophy, right?

489
00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:04,196
Wait. Wouldn't it be
more suspicious

490
00:21:04,198 --> 00:21:05,798
if we go through security
with a suitcase

491
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,967
that's totally empty
except for the weird trophy?

492
00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:10,002
Yes. We need
more trophies then.

493
00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:11,403
That's what we'll do.

494
00:21:11,405 --> 00:21:13,305
We'll be the kind of women
who jet off to Vienna

495
00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:14,541
with all of our awards.

496
00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:16,108
We're notable.
We're recognized.

497
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,411
We have trophies, baby!

498
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:19,481
"Best Grandson"?

499
00:21:20,314 --> 00:21:21,548
Yes.

500
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:22,582
Don't be nervous.

501
00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:25,317
People get caught
when they're not confident.

502
00:21:25,319 --> 00:21:28,155
Hello, are you new?
I usually deal with Cesar.

503
00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:31,323
(GASPS) Shit! We gotta
get rid of our phones.

504
00:21:31,325 --> 00:21:33,225
Bad guys can track us
even if they're off.

505
00:21:33,227 --> 00:21:35,462
Oh, right. I've actually
known that for a long time.

506
00:21:35,464 --> 00:21:37,263
I went to performing arts camp
with Edward Snowden.

507
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:38,598
Oh, that's right.
You used to date Snowden.

508
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,000
No, no. He tried.

509
00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,103
God, he was obsessed with me.

510
00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:44,937
He was really into ska.

511
00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:46,171
When the whole thing
was going down, I was like,

512
00:21:46,173 --> 00:21:47,106
"Why is no one
talking about the fact

513
00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:49,309
"that Edward Snowden
is really into ska?"

514
00:21:49,311 --> 00:21:50,778
- Give me your phone.
- Oh, yeah.

515
00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:55,848
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) <i>Final call
for boarding Flight 232.</i>

516
00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:57,284
<i>Final call
for boarding Flight 232.</i>

517
00:21:57,286 --> 00:21:58,351
Bitch!

518
00:21:58,353 --> 00:21:59,488
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)

519
00:22:00,322 --> 00:22:02,056
Bitch! (GRUNTING)

520
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:12,867
- <i>Mambo No. 5?</i>
- Oh, please.

521
00:22:14,102 --> 00:22:14,967
- What?
- Have you heard mambos

522
00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:16,202
one through four?
They're fantastic.

523
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:17,370
- Wow!
- Yeah.

524
00:22:17,372 --> 00:22:19,005
That's good.
That's good.

525
00:22:19,007 --> 00:22:20,242
Oh, I got one.
Close your eyes.

526
00:22:21,376 --> 00:22:22,311
- Close your eyes.
- Okay.

527
00:22:24,313 --> 00:22:26,181
(PRESSING BUTTONS)

528
00:22:29,518 --> 00:22:31,286
<i>(MMM MMM MMM MMM</i> PLAYING)

529
00:22:33,889 --> 00:22:35,223
Oh. Um...

530
00:22:36,091 --> 00:22:37,326
No. Uh...

531
00:22:39,461 --> 00:22:44,664
(SINGING ALONG)
<i>♪ Once there was this kid who</i>

532
00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:51,571
<i>♪ Got into an accident couldn't
come to school but when... ♪</i>

533
00:22:51,573 --> 00:22:53,073
- Yeah, that's the worst song.
- (LAUGHS)

534
00:22:53,075 --> 00:22:54,207
- You win.
- Right?

535
00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:55,375
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

536
00:22:55,377 --> 00:22:56,443
- That's the worst.
- Thank you.

537
00:22:56,445 --> 00:22:58,545
They play this kind of stuff
in Europe all the time.

538
00:22:58,547 --> 00:23:00,246
It's like the whole
continent just said,

539
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,351
"You know what? I love 1994.
Let's just stay here."

540
00:23:04,353 --> 00:23:06,221
I wouldn't know.
I've never been to Europe.

541
00:23:07,289 --> 00:23:08,890
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

542
00:23:20,436 --> 00:23:22,204
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (BELL TOLLING)

543
00:23:24,407 --> 00:23:25,541
Oh!

544
00:23:26,975 --> 00:23:28,342
WAITER: For our special today,

545
00:23:28,344 --> 00:23:30,977
I would recommend
our meat and bread platter

546
00:23:30,979 --> 00:23:32,546
with a hot pot of fondue.

547
00:23:32,548 --> 00:23:34,249
AUDREY: This is really fancy.

548
00:23:34,684 --> 00:23:35,884
We belong here.

549
00:23:37,387 --> 00:23:40,086
Was this a place that Drew
would hang out at?

550
00:23:40,088 --> 00:23:41,722
I mean, Drew. Like...

551
00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:46,094
The same guy that called
7-Eleven sushi Japanese food.

552
00:23:47,296 --> 00:23:48,598
Okay. Who do we
think Verne is?

553
00:23:49,699 --> 00:23:51,232
I don't know.

554
00:23:51,234 --> 00:23:53,001
And won't Verne
be looking for Drew?

555
00:23:54,570 --> 00:23:56,406
- Fuck!
- How's he gonna know it's us?

556
00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:58,639
God damn it!
What do we do?

557
00:23:58,641 --> 00:23:59,475
(TAPS UTENSIL ON PLATE)

558
00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:03,346
Oh, no. What's wrong?
What do you see?

559
00:24:04,347 --> 00:24:05,713
(GULPS)

560
00:24:05,715 --> 00:24:08,716
Oh, nothing.
It's just that, um,

561
00:24:08,718 --> 00:24:10,919
cake's a lot of flour
and dairy for me. I...

562
00:24:12,121 --> 00:24:14,355
I have to have diarrhea.

563
00:24:14,357 --> 00:24:15,525
- Okay.
- Okay. (STOMACH RUMBLING)

564
00:24:16,259 --> 00:24:17,758
(EXHALES)

565
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,494
Morgan, you should...
You should probably go.

566
00:24:20,496 --> 00:24:22,196
- I can hold it.
- No.

567
00:24:22,198 --> 00:24:24,398
- No. Mmm. You should probably not do that.
- No.

568
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,332
No.
No, this is more important.

569
00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:27,537
No! Oh, my gosh.
It's really not. Please go.

570
00:24:35,678 --> 00:24:37,211
Can I bring you anything else?

571
00:24:37,213 --> 00:24:39,180
- Uh, no.
- (SPEAKING GERMAN)

572
00:24:39,182 --> 00:24:41,348
- (GASPS)
- Don't make a noise.

573
00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:43,019
I'm the person
you're here to meet.

574
00:24:45,288 --> 00:24:47,521
I'm sorry.
Um, you're Verne?

575
00:24:47,523 --> 00:24:49,791
It's an alias.
Now, hand the package over.

576
00:24:49,793 --> 00:24:51,595
(STAMMERS) Wait. None of this
is making any sense.

577
00:24:52,228 --> 00:24:53,527
(AUDREY GASPS)

578
00:24:53,529 --> 00:24:55,131
- Oh, my God!
- Don't say a word.

579
00:24:56,299 --> 00:24:57,465
Okay.

580
00:24:57,467 --> 00:24:59,300
Oh, my God.

581
00:24:59,302 --> 00:25:01,103
(CONVERSES WITH WAITER
IN GERMAN)

582
00:25:02,473 --> 00:25:04,071
I'm trying to protect you.

583
00:25:04,073 --> 00:25:05,807
Yeah. The same way
you protected Drew?

584
00:25:05,809 --> 00:25:07,341
If you were here
to protect me,

585
00:25:07,343 --> 00:25:08,375
you wouldn't be
pointing a gun at me.

586
00:25:08,377 --> 00:25:10,779
I may not be in the CIA,
but I know that much.

587
00:25:10,781 --> 00:25:13,080
MI6, actually.
Drew was CIA.

588
00:25:13,082 --> 00:25:14,416
It's an international effort.

589
00:25:14,418 --> 00:25:15,684
Whatever!

590
00:25:15,686 --> 00:25:17,320
(TOILET FLUSHING)

591
00:25:26,663 --> 00:25:28,162
You're Verne?

592
00:25:28,164 --> 00:25:29,165
<i>Guten Morgen.</i>

593
00:25:32,068 --> 00:25:33,237
<i>Guten</i> Verne.

594
00:25:35,171 --> 00:25:36,204
Would you please stop
pointing that?

595
00:25:36,206 --> 00:25:37,539
It's making me very nervous.

596
00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:38,607
- When I get nervous...
- Sit still and listen.

597
00:25:38,609 --> 00:25:40,709
Okay.

598
00:25:40,711 --> 00:25:43,378
In a moment, everyone in this
cafe is gonna start shooting.

599
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:45,213
They all want
what you've got,

600
00:25:45,215 --> 00:25:46,414
and they'll kill
each and every one of us

601
00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:47,451
until they get it.

602
00:25:50,354 --> 00:25:52,287
If you run,
you'll be killed.

603
00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:53,455
If you do manage to get out,

604
00:25:53,457 --> 00:25:54,422
you won't be able
to go anywhere.

605
00:25:54,424 --> 00:25:55,490
If you scan your passport
at the border,

606
00:25:55,492 --> 00:25:57,592
there will be men with guns
bigger than this one

607
00:25:57,594 --> 00:25:59,294
that won't say a word
before they kill you.

608
00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:01,229
And if you do make it
to the airport,

609
00:26:01,231 --> 00:26:03,298
we'll be waiting for you.

610
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:06,368
So hand the package over,
and no one gets hurt.

611
00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:07,502
Except for Drew.

612
00:26:07,504 --> 00:26:09,706
Okay. It's not productive
to keep bringing that up.

613
00:26:11,542 --> 00:26:15,078
That's not Verne.

614
00:26:17,114 --> 00:26:18,115
The package.

615
00:26:19,851 --> 00:26:21,051
Good.

616
00:26:34,131 --> 00:26:35,667
That's not Verne!

617
00:26:40,504 --> 00:26:41,505
What?

618
00:26:47,144 --> 00:26:48,445
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

619
00:26:52,617 --> 00:26:53,417
What?

620
00:26:53,785 --> 00:26:55,152
(GASPING)

621
00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:00,658
(GRUNTS)

622
00:27:01,926 --> 00:27:03,293
- Oh, my God!
- (YELPS)

623
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,499
(MAN GROANS)

624
00:27:10,501 --> 00:27:11,603
(GASPS)

625
00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:16,741
AUDREY: Morgan!

626
00:27:20,345 --> 00:27:22,177
- (MAN YELLING)
- (GRUNTS)

627
00:27:22,179 --> 00:27:23,414
(WHIMPERS)

628
00:27:28,186 --> 00:27:29,285
(BONES CRACKING)

629
00:27:29,287 --> 00:27:30,355
(BOTH GASP)

630
00:27:31,789 --> 00:27:33,356
(ALL GRUNTING)

631
00:27:33,358 --> 00:27:34,892
(SCREAMING)

632
00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:40,531
Oh, my God.

633
00:27:41,933 --> 00:27:43,534
(SCREAMING)

634
00:27:54,846 --> 00:27:55,914
AUDREY: No!

635
00:27:56,848 --> 00:27:57,649
No! Verne, wait!

636
00:27:59,450 --> 00:28:00,618
(GROANING)

637
00:28:01,719 --> 00:28:02,919
(GASPS)

638
00:28:02,921 --> 00:28:03,987
Holy shit! Run!

639
00:28:03,989 --> 00:28:05,490
(BOTH SCREAMING)

640
00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:12,597
(BOTH SCREAMING)

641
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,567
(MAN CHOKING)

642
00:28:18,336 --> 00:28:19,402
(BODY THUDS)

643
00:28:19,404 --> 00:28:20,571
(PANTING)

644
00:28:25,610 --> 00:28:26,945
(GLASS SHATTERING)

645
00:28:28,379 --> 00:28:30,614
Oh, my God! I killed someone!
I killed someone!

646
00:28:30,616 --> 00:28:32,483
- Stop yelling that!
- Oh, my God!

647
00:28:34,019 --> 00:28:36,252
- Oh, my God!
- Wait. Shit.

648
00:28:36,254 --> 00:28:37,554
Get in the fucking car!
Get in the car!

649
00:28:37,556 --> 00:28:38,889
MORGAN: That car?
That's not our car!

650
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:39,823
Sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry.

651
00:28:39,825 --> 00:28:41,357
Hey! Ah!

652
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:42,559
Okay!
Okay, we're set.

653
00:28:42,561 --> 00:28:43,627
- Oh, shit!
- What?

654
00:28:43,629 --> 00:28:46,429
It's a stick. Do you know
how to drive a stick?

655
00:28:46,431 --> 00:28:49,298
- No! No!
- Fuck!

656
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:51,735
- AUDREY: Which one's the brake?
- I don't know. There are so many.

657
00:28:51,737 --> 00:28:52,969
AUDREY: How do I change
the fucking gear?

658
00:28:52,971 --> 00:28:54,004
How does your car work?

659
00:28:54,006 --> 00:28:55,539
I'm so sorry.

660
00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:56,907
- It's an emergency!
- Oh, my God!

661
00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:57,743
- Oh, God!
- MORGAN: Oh!

662
00:28:58,510 --> 00:29:00,444
(BOTH SCREAMING)

663
00:29:00,446 --> 00:29:01,547
(MAN SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

664
00:29:03,582 --> 00:29:06,316
- Okay. It wasn't so bad.
- Get out! Abort! Mission abort!

665
00:29:06,318 --> 00:29:08,385
Sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

666
00:29:08,387 --> 00:29:09,655
Hurry! Hurry!

667
00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:11,423
Hey!

668
00:29:12,991 --> 00:29:15,527
Stop. The cab. Come on.

669
00:29:17,429 --> 00:29:19,398
Hello. Hi, can we go, please?

670
00:29:21,433 --> 00:29:22,666
- Mr. Yang?
- AUDREY: Yeah.

671
00:29:22,668 --> 00:29:24,434
Yeah, my mother
married a Chinese man.

672
00:29:24,436 --> 00:29:25,969
It's a very long,
beautiful story. They met...

673
00:29:25,971 --> 00:29:28,572
We are Yang.
We are Mr. Yang. Yes.

674
00:29:28,574 --> 00:29:29,573
- All right.
- MORGAN: Thank you so much.

675
00:29:29,575 --> 00:29:31,007
AUDREY: Thank you.
We gotta go.

676
00:29:31,009 --> 00:29:31,844
MORGAN: And we're on the gas.

677
00:29:34,313 --> 00:29:36,446
- So, you guys visiting?
- No, we live here.

678
00:29:36,448 --> 00:29:38,584
I'm an Austrian man
named Mr. Yang. Go.

679
00:29:39,651 --> 00:29:40,751
So, I'm Lukas.

680
00:29:40,753 --> 00:29:41,986
How can I make your ride

681
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,488
- in Vienna excellent today?
- Everything's fine.

682
00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:45,422
Everything's great.
Can you just drive?

683
00:29:45,424 --> 00:29:47,357
Oh, no. Fine is not
good enough for me.

684
00:29:47,359 --> 00:29:48,625
- Okay.
- I want excellent.

685
00:29:48,627 --> 00:29:50,627
Would you like some waters?
Still? Sparkling?

686
00:29:50,629 --> 00:29:51,996
No, water. Fully hydrated.

687
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:52,964
Would you like
to listen to music?

688
00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:55,365
No. No, no. No music.
Just drive, please.

689
00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:56,968
But I'm not only
a driver, actually.

690
00:29:56,970 --> 00:29:58,735
I'm also a DJ
on Saturday nights.

691
00:29:58,737 --> 00:30:00,771
Oh, get out!
Wow, that's cool.

692
00:30:00,773 --> 00:30:01,839
I don't know
if you guys are still in town

693
00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:02,809
on Saturday, but look.

694
00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:05,843
- Hip-hop music.
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

695
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:07,646
Jump. Jump.
Jump. Jump.

696
00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:09,949
Huh? Good, huh?

697
00:30:21,661 --> 00:30:22,994
- Shit!
- AUDREY: Oh, my God!

698
00:30:22,996 --> 00:30:23,995
Okay, listen, buddy.

699
00:30:23,997 --> 00:30:25,596
There's a bunch of men
chasing us with guns,

700
00:30:25,598 --> 00:30:27,634
and I need you
to lose them now.

701
00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:30,367
Fuck yeah!

702
00:30:30,369 --> 00:30:31,501
(ENGINE ROARING)

703
00:30:31,503 --> 00:30:32,505
Oh, my God!

704
00:30:33,372 --> 00:30:35,072
(TIRES SCREECHING)

705
00:30:35,074 --> 00:30:36,509
Whoo-hoo!

706
00:30:39,012 --> 00:30:40,312
They're men. Oh, my God!

707
00:30:42,148 --> 00:30:43,714
AUDREY: Oh, my God!

708
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:44,684
- (SCREAMING)
- (WHOOPING)

709
00:30:59,999 --> 00:31:02,066
I smoked so much meth before.

710
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,534
Great! Great!

711
00:31:03,536 --> 00:31:04,936
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

712
00:31:04,938 --> 00:31:06,005
(SCREAMING)

713
00:31:10,677 --> 00:31:11,911
Fear is an illusion!

714
00:31:22,956 --> 00:31:24,023
High five. Up here.

715
00:31:24,891 --> 00:31:26,490
(GROANS)

716
00:31:26,492 --> 00:31:28,028
(SCREAMING)

717
00:31:28,695 --> 00:31:29,696
Oh, fuck!

718
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,831
(TIRES SCREECHING)

719
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,765
(HORNS HONKING)

720
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,201
- Get on top of him.
- Okay.

721
00:31:36,203 --> 00:31:37,501
Oh, my God!

722
00:31:37,503 --> 00:31:38,838
(BOTH SCREAMING)

723
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,511
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

724
00:31:52,219 --> 00:31:53,218
Oh, my God.
There's one left.

725
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:54,754
I know. I see him.

726
00:31:56,723 --> 00:31:57,756
Okay, why are you using
the turn signal?

727
00:31:57,758 --> 00:31:59,124
You're literally telling him
where we're going.

728
00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,591
Sorry. It's a force of habit.

729
00:32:00,593 --> 00:32:01,692
It's a bad habit.

730
00:32:01,694 --> 00:32:02,660
No! It's a good habit.

731
00:32:02,662 --> 00:32:04,965
In most circumstances,
it is a very good habit!

732
00:32:09,169 --> 00:32:11,169
Oh, my God!

733
00:32:11,171 --> 00:32:12,405
Fuck you!

734
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:18,812
Eat my shit!

735
00:32:20,681 --> 00:32:21,947
- Oh, my God!
- MORGAN: Okay.

736
00:32:21,949 --> 00:32:23,050
AUDREY: Get in the front.

737
00:32:23,784 --> 00:32:25,117
Yep. Yeah.

738
00:32:25,119 --> 00:32:26,120
Oh, no!

739
00:32:30,124 --> 00:32:31,890
(TIRES SCREECHING)

740
00:32:31,892 --> 00:32:32,958
(GASPING)

741
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,794
- I can't get my seat belt on!
- Where the fuck is he?

742
00:32:35,796 --> 00:32:36,929
- (MACHINE GUN FIRING)
- Oh, my God!

743
00:32:36,931 --> 00:32:37,798
(SCREAMING)

744
00:32:38,732 --> 00:32:40,134
He's on the fucking roof!

745
00:32:44,071 --> 00:32:45,806
Oh, no! It's the man! Stop it!

746
00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:50,511
- AUDREY: Oh, my God!
- MORGAN: Oh, my God!

747
00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:53,679
(SCREAMING)

748
00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:54,949
He's on the top!
He's on the top!

749
00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:58,150
No!

750
00:32:58,152 --> 00:32:59,653
Okay. There she goes.

751
00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:05,826
(MAN GRUNTING)

752
00:33:14,835 --> 00:33:16,570
- Why are you speeding up?
- I got a plan!

753
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,770
- Okay!
- Hold on!

754
00:33:18,772 --> 00:33:20,641
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (MAN SCREAMING)

755
00:33:26,147 --> 00:33:27,713
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

756
00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:28,950
(MAN GRUNTING)

757
00:33:31,019 --> 00:33:32,718
(BOTH SCREAMING)

758
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,989
(HORN BLARES)

759
00:33:35,957 --> 00:33:37,556
- Get the fuck out!
- Okay!

760
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:38,826
Great job! Five stars, Lukas!

761
00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:40,161
Five stars!

762
00:33:41,162 --> 00:33:42,897
Oh, my God!

763
00:33:44,866 --> 00:33:48,067
Oh, God! Jesus!
What happened?

764
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:48,870
We gotta go.

765
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,740
- We gotta go somewhere.
- Oh, God!

766
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:53,708
There's a train station.

767
00:33:57,712 --> 00:34:00,015
(SIREN BLARING)

768
00:34:11,826 --> 00:34:14,093
So you're saying you failed?

769
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,598
<i>No, there were some
unforeseen complications,</i>

770
00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:18,931
but I do have the package.

771
00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:20,101
<i>Let's see it.</i>

772
00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:28,641
(SCOFFS)

773
00:34:28,643 --> 00:34:29,842
It appears I don't have it.

774
00:34:29,844 --> 00:34:31,611
WENDY:
<i>So let me get this right.</i>

775
00:34:31,613 --> 00:34:33,846
You didn't get the package.

776
00:34:33,848 --> 00:34:36,049
The girls still have
the package.

777
00:34:36,051 --> 00:34:38,385
And now Highland is likely
to get the package.

778
00:34:38,387 --> 00:34:39,888
I won't
let that happen, ma'am.

779
00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:42,221
I'm glad that this happened.

780
00:34:42,223 --> 00:34:44,857
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
been awarded Best Grandson.

781
00:34:44,859 --> 00:34:46,061
(CHUCKLES)
<i>Okay. That's funny.</i>

782
00:34:48,897 --> 00:34:50,696
Ma'am?
Ma'am, can you hear us?

783
00:34:50,698 --> 00:34:51,764
Ma'am, did you hear us?

784
00:34:51,766 --> 00:34:53,233
- <i>Ma'am, are you frozen?</i>
- <i>Ma'am, can you hear us?</i>

785
00:34:53,235 --> 00:34:54,468
- <i>She's frozen.</i>
- <i>Yeah.</i>

786
00:34:54,470 --> 00:34:56,203
DUFFER: <i>Ma'am, wave
if you're not frozen, please.</i>

787
00:34:56,205 --> 00:34:57,637
Not frozen.

788
00:34:57,639 --> 00:35:00,073
<i>Just disappointed.</i>

789
00:35:00,075 --> 00:35:01,741
(STUTTERS) I was just
trying to protect them.

790
00:35:01,743 --> 00:35:03,009
<i>Protect them?</i>

791
00:35:03,011 --> 00:35:04,710
Yeah, let them die.
They're idiots.

792
00:35:04,712 --> 00:35:06,813
- I know an idiot when I see one.
- In the mirror.

793
00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:08,248
Okay. I'm not an idiot,
Sebastian. For the record...

794
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,250
Here we go. You went to
Harvard. Yes, we all know.

795
00:35:10,252 --> 00:35:11,717
I didn't even mention Harvard.
That's the thing.

796
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,320
<i>He was gonna mention Harvard. I was
making this simply about merit,</i>

797
00:35:13,322 --> 00:35:14,323
<i>and, yeah...</i>

798
00:35:19,694 --> 00:35:20,930
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

799
00:35:22,697 --> 00:35:24,864
Yes. Get in. Okay, look.

800
00:35:24,866 --> 00:35:26,366
I got us two tickets
to Prague.

801
00:35:26,368 --> 00:35:28,168
- I got us a change of clothes.
- Okay, great. We can change

802
00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:29,669
on the train. It leaves in,
like, 10 minutes.

803
00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:31,004
And then we can fly home
from there.

804
00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:32,873
We just need to get
the fuck out of Vienna.

805
00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:36,110
Wait. Can we just take
a second to appreciate you?

806
00:35:36,112 --> 00:35:38,011
- Now? Right now?
- Yes.

807
00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:40,347
What you did in the cafe
with the gun was insane.

808
00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:41,681
You killed a man.

809
00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:43,250
- It's okay. It was a bad man.
- Oh, my God!

810
00:35:43,252 --> 00:35:45,052
I just play
a lot of video games.

811
00:35:45,054 --> 00:35:46,286
- Can we please just...
- No, and then

812
00:35:46,288 --> 00:35:47,855
what you did with the trophies.
You switched the trophies.

813
00:35:47,857 --> 00:35:49,423
He literally works
in intelligence,

814
00:35:49,425 --> 00:35:50,457
and yet, you were
the more intelligent.

815
00:35:50,459 --> 00:35:51,925
How crazy is that?

816
00:35:51,927 --> 00:35:53,894
And then you did all that
car stuff. Oh, my God!

817
00:35:53,896 --> 00:35:56,263
It all just kinda happened really quickly.
Can we please just move on?

818
00:35:56,265 --> 00:35:59,032
Woman, you are incredible,
and I want you to own it.

819
00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:01,301
Listen, I'm owning it.
Can we just go, please?

820
00:36:01,303 --> 00:36:02,236
- Wait! Wait!
- Oh, my God!

821
00:36:02,238 --> 00:36:04,371
No, I'm not gonna
let you minimize this.

822
00:36:04,373 --> 00:36:05,873
- I'm not minimizing!
- But you always do this.

823
00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:06,974
You always do this.

824
00:36:06,976 --> 00:36:09,009
- Oh, my God!
- Have you ever,

825
00:36:09,011 --> 00:36:10,279
in your whole life,
felt so alive?

826
00:36:12,248 --> 00:36:15,117
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) <i>Attention, the
train to Prague is now boarding.</i>

827
00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:18,118
We're gonna be
a lot less alive

828
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,753
if we don't make it out
to the train. Okay? Please.

829
00:36:19,755 --> 00:36:21,188
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at this.

830
00:36:21,190 --> 00:36:22,956
They're really playing up
that Mozart is from here,

831
00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:24,324
and they're really downplaying
that Hitler is from here.

832
00:36:24,326 --> 00:36:25,995
- Yeah, I would too. Get out.
- Okay.

833
00:36:28,864 --> 00:36:30,298
AUDREY: What track is it?

834
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:31,901
Um, looks like
track 10 goes to, um...

835
00:36:33,303 --> 00:36:34,935
(MISPRONOUNCING)
"Szkalas."

836
00:36:34,937 --> 00:36:37,372
(MISPRONOUNCING)
"Szass... Szabadszallas."

837
00:36:37,374 --> 00:36:39,873
"Nove Hodejovice."

838
00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,509
AUDREY: "Usti Nad Labem."

839
00:36:41,511 --> 00:36:45,078
"Parndorf ich Bahnhof.
Prague."

840
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,414
"Prague." Track six.
Oh, thank God.

841
00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:47,981
- Okay, track six.
- Wait. No, no, no, no, no!

842
00:36:47,983 --> 00:36:49,184
Sebastian said
if we use our passports

843
00:36:49,186 --> 00:36:50,351
we'll get stopped at the border.

844
00:36:50,353 --> 00:36:51,352
Shit!

845
00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:52,389
What do we do?

846
00:36:54,957 --> 00:36:57,791
Okay. We just have to find
two girls who look like us,

847
00:36:57,793 --> 00:36:59,327
tell them what happened, and
convince them to give us theirs,

848
00:36:59,329 --> 00:37:01,062
and then they could say
that theirs were stolen.

849
00:37:01,064 --> 00:37:02,796
- Who would do that?
- Any girls.

850
00:37:02,798 --> 00:37:03,931
Any girls would do that.

851
00:37:03,933 --> 00:37:04,733
Okay.

852
00:37:05,968 --> 00:37:07,903
How about them?
They kinda look like us.

853
00:37:10,173 --> 00:37:11,942
No, we don't wanna
be them in Europe.

854
00:37:12,943 --> 00:37:14,976
We wanna be them in Europe.

855
00:37:14,978 --> 00:37:16,344
We go all the way
down there,

856
00:37:16,346 --> 00:37:18,446
and then it ends up
being there.

857
00:37:18,448 --> 00:37:20,781
- Yeah, we do.
- Tight shorts.

858
00:37:20,783 --> 00:37:23,284
Just imagine the only guy
you've ever loved

859
00:37:23,286 --> 00:37:25,053
dying in front of you

860
00:37:25,055 --> 00:37:27,822
and asking you
to do this one thing.

861
00:37:27,824 --> 00:37:30,258
Wouldn't you
sacrifice everything?

862
00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:32,460
Imagine if that was
your best friend of 12 years.

863
00:37:32,462 --> 00:37:34,128
Wouldn't you go to the ends

864
00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:35,830
- of the Earth to protect her?
- Yes.

865
00:37:35,832 --> 00:37:38,399
You guys are weird.

866
00:37:38,401 --> 00:37:40,368
Okay. Actually,
we're not "weed."

867
00:37:40,370 --> 00:37:41,936
We are in danger.

868
00:37:41,938 --> 00:37:43,204
You'd be saving our lives

869
00:37:43,206 --> 00:37:44,372
and the lives
of a lot of innocent people.

870
00:37:44,374 --> 00:37:46,107
AUDREY: Just go to the embassy
and get other passports.

871
00:37:46,109 --> 00:37:48,009
Sorry. We'd love to
help you out, mate,

872
00:37:48,011 --> 00:37:49,277
but we just don't know you.

873
00:37:49,279 --> 00:37:50,979
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA)
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

874
00:37:50,981 --> 00:37:52,849
<i>the train to Prague
is now leaving.</i>

875
00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:58,687
You're right. Okay.
You know what?

876
00:37:58,689 --> 00:38:00,388
- Have a great time in Poland.
- MORGAN: It's been beautiful meeting you.

877
00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:02,023
Now!

878
00:38:02,025 --> 00:38:03,858
- Go! Get it! Shit!
- TOURIST 1: Stop it!

879
00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:05,260
No! (SCREAMS)

880
00:38:05,262 --> 00:38:06,096
- No!
- Stop it!

881
00:38:07,330 --> 00:38:08,798
- I got it!
- Stop! No!

882
00:38:09,433 --> 00:38:11,301
Oi! Give me back my bum bag!

883
00:38:13,937 --> 00:38:15,105
Come on! Get in!

884
00:38:16,006 --> 00:38:17,105
Okay.
Oh, my God!

885
00:38:17,107 --> 00:38:19,073
Close! Oh, my God!
Close.

886
00:38:19,075 --> 00:38:21,042
- (SCREAMS) Open the door!
- I'm sorry.

887
00:38:21,044 --> 00:38:24,045
Give me back my fucking
bum bag, you bitch!

888
00:38:24,047 --> 00:38:25,514
MORGAN: Look,
your address is on it,

889
00:38:25,516 --> 00:38:28,785
so I can mail it back to you
if we survive.

890
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,154
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

891
00:38:41,031 --> 00:38:42,500
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

892
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:49,873
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

893
00:38:53,144 --> 00:38:54,178
Hello?

894
00:38:56,013 --> 00:38:57,448
(SIGHS) Yes. I understand.

895
00:39:03,521 --> 00:39:06,455
MAN: Nadedja.

896
00:39:06,457 --> 00:39:07,990
Nadedja, where are you?

897
00:39:07,992 --> 00:39:10,059
Nadedja, you're going to miss
your cue again.

898
00:39:10,061 --> 00:39:12,227
You always do this.

899
00:39:12,229 --> 00:39:13,831
(MAN SPEAKS GERMAN)

900
00:39:20,938 --> 00:39:22,206
(ENGINE STARTS)

901
00:39:29,914 --> 00:39:31,580
I feel like
my best friend always knew

902
00:39:31,582 --> 00:39:33,582
that she wanted
to be an actress.

903
00:39:33,584 --> 00:39:36,051
- She's just natural at it.
- Mmm.

904
00:39:36,053 --> 00:39:38,520
- I'm not a natural at anything.
- (CHUCKLES)

905
00:39:38,522 --> 00:39:40,657
- I tried law school.
- Oh, smart.

906
00:39:40,659 --> 00:39:43,359
- Then I tried art school.
- That's good.

907
00:39:43,361 --> 00:39:44,426
Big swing there.

908
00:39:44,428 --> 00:39:45,329
I dropped out of both.

909
00:39:46,531 --> 00:39:48,399
Yeah,
I never finish anything.

910
00:39:52,436 --> 00:39:54,305
Well, hey,
you just finished your beer.

911
00:39:56,107 --> 00:39:57,507
Yeah, that I do finish.

912
00:39:57,509 --> 00:39:59,509
(LAUGHS)

913
00:39:59,511 --> 00:40:02,279
So why don't you finish things?
What are you afraid of?

914
00:40:02,514 --> 00:40:04,081
Mmm.

915
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,416
Being average.

916
00:40:06,418 --> 00:40:09,151
Come on. I would not say
that you are average.

917
00:40:09,153 --> 00:40:10,221
(SCOFFS)

918
00:40:11,356 --> 00:40:13,325
How would you know?
You just met me.

919
00:40:14,992 --> 00:40:16,959
I'm a pretty good judge
of character.

920
00:40:16,961 --> 00:40:18,330
You trust me.

921
00:40:23,134 --> 00:40:24,601
Thank you for the dance.

922
00:40:24,603 --> 00:40:26,269
Would you like me
to get you another beer?

923
00:40:26,271 --> 00:40:28,105
- Yeah! That'd be great.
- Sure.

924
00:40:29,741 --> 00:40:31,608
- Can I get two more, please?
- BARTENDER: No problem.

925
00:40:31,610 --> 00:40:32,611
Thank you.

926
00:40:34,546 --> 00:40:37,747
Cool, cool, cool. Okay,
so here's my advice, right?

927
00:40:37,749 --> 00:40:40,216
- Who are you?
- Oh, that's my sister.

928
00:40:40,218 --> 00:40:42,185
- Really?
- Not my biological sister,

929
00:40:42,187 --> 00:40:44,487
but my de facto sister.

930
00:40:44,489 --> 00:40:46,222
- Oh.
- Yeah. She wouldn't want you to know this,

931
00:40:46,224 --> 00:40:48,491
but she lost her virginity
really late,

932
00:40:48,493 --> 00:40:50,293
so she's, like, hungry for it.
You know what I mean?

933
00:40:50,295 --> 00:40:52,095
- Oh. Cool.
- (CLICKS TONGUE)

934
00:40:52,097 --> 00:40:54,030
So have fun with that.

935
00:40:54,032 --> 00:40:57,000
But if you hurt her,

936
00:40:57,002 --> 00:40:59,269
- I'll find your best friend...
- Mmm-hmm.

937
00:40:59,271 --> 00:41:00,405
- ...I'll cut off his dick...
- Mmm-hmm.

938
00:41:01,606 --> 00:41:03,306
...and I'll make you eat it.

939
00:41:03,308 --> 00:41:05,341
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

940
00:41:05,343 --> 00:41:07,177
You can have whatever
condiments you like,

941
00:41:07,179 --> 00:41:08,647
but you gotta finish it.

942
00:41:11,082 --> 00:41:12,348
What's your name?

943
00:41:12,350 --> 00:41:14,684
- Morgan. How you doing?
- Morgan. Drew.

944
00:41:14,686 --> 00:41:17,122
Morgan, anyone ever tell you
you're a little much?

945
00:41:23,796 --> 00:41:25,564
AUDREY: Why didn't you tell me
that he said that?

946
00:41:28,033 --> 00:41:29,499
You were so into him,

947
00:41:29,501 --> 00:41:32,035
and you can't say shit like
that to your best friend

948
00:41:32,037 --> 00:41:34,372
when your best friend's
in love with somebody.

949
00:41:36,408 --> 00:41:39,075
It didn't hurt my feelings.

950
00:41:39,077 --> 00:41:41,480
Well, a little bit. It hurt
my feelings a little bit.

951
00:41:42,815 --> 00:41:44,650
Morgan. Hey.

952
00:41:45,585 --> 00:41:46,519
I'm really sorry.

953
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,320
I'm sorry too.

954
00:41:49,655 --> 00:41:50,456
I'm sorry he died.

955
00:41:51,524 --> 00:41:52,390
Oh, God.

956
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:55,225
MORGAN: What do we do
with this thing?

957
00:41:55,227 --> 00:41:56,727
AUDREY: I don't even know
what this thing is

958
00:41:56,729 --> 00:41:58,629
or what it does, or anything.

959
00:41:58,631 --> 00:42:01,432
God, I feel like such an
idiot about all this.

960
00:42:01,434 --> 00:42:02,800
I mean, I met his parents.

961
00:42:02,802 --> 00:42:04,568
They were so normal.

962
00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:06,370
Their names
are Tom and Marsha.

963
00:42:06,372 --> 00:42:08,539
The night
before he disappeared,

964
00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:10,206
we all went
to The Cheesecake Factory.

965
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:12,175
Oh, my God, that menu.

966
00:42:12,177 --> 00:42:14,812
Dostoevsky wrote that menu.

967
00:42:14,814 --> 00:42:18,616
Who introduces people that
don't matter to their parents?

968
00:42:18,618 --> 00:42:20,651
Well, I do. I introduce
everyone to my parents.

969
00:42:20,653 --> 00:42:23,187
But that's their gain,
'cause my parents are magic.

970
00:42:23,189 --> 00:42:25,189
- Do you think they knew?
- I don't know.

971
00:42:25,191 --> 00:42:27,091
I just wish
that he was still alive,

972
00:42:27,093 --> 00:42:28,227
so I could get some answers.

973
00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:31,462
And then I would tell him
to fucking die.

974
00:42:31,464 --> 00:42:32,398
(TROPHY CLATTERS)

975
00:42:38,704 --> 00:42:40,239
(RATTLING)

976
00:42:41,307 --> 00:42:42,308
Open it.

977
00:42:43,809 --> 00:42:44,810
Fuck!

978
00:42:46,312 --> 00:42:47,313
There.

979
00:42:49,615 --> 00:42:51,282
(STAMMERS)
What the fuck is that?

980
00:42:51,284 --> 00:42:53,250
AUDREY: It's a flash drive.

981
00:42:53,252 --> 00:42:54,552
MORGAN: They were killing
each other for this?

982
00:42:54,554 --> 00:42:56,220
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

983
00:42:56,222 --> 00:42:58,322
You know who would know
what we should do right now?

984
00:42:58,324 --> 00:43:00,892
- No.
- My father is a brilliant attorney...

985
00:43:00,894 --> 00:43:03,627
- No. Mmm-mmm.
- ...who has represented people

986
00:43:03,629 --> 00:43:06,263
who are in much worse trouble
than we are right now.

987
00:43:06,265 --> 00:43:08,232
No. Your dad would be
furious at us

988
00:43:08,234 --> 00:43:10,234
for breaking a million
international laws.

989
00:43:10,236 --> 00:43:11,569
No. He's not gonna be mad.

990
00:43:11,571 --> 00:43:13,270
He wasn't mad
when I tried cocaine

991
00:43:13,272 --> 00:43:14,773
with my basketball coach.

992
00:43:14,775 --> 00:43:17,876
He wasn't mad at me when
I got deported from Belize.

993
00:43:17,878 --> 00:43:20,477
He didn't get mad when I
invited that teenage magician

994
00:43:20,479 --> 00:43:22,246
to live in my grandma's condo.

995
00:43:22,248 --> 00:43:24,517
Oh, yeah.
What ever happened to him?

996
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,590
You're not gonna believe this.
He disappeared.

997
00:43:30,489 --> 00:43:32,624
(CLICKS TONGUE) Shut up.

998
00:43:32,626 --> 00:43:35,159
No, he actually...
He is a missing person.

999
00:43:35,161 --> 00:43:36,630
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1000
00:43:37,330 --> 00:43:39,231
(CZECH SONG PLAYING)

1001
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:41,668
(HORN BLARING)

1002
00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:51,610
- CAROL: <i>Hello?</i>
- Mom, it's me.

1003
00:43:51,612 --> 00:43:54,679
Oh, thank God!
Arnie, she's okay!

1004
00:43:54,681 --> 00:43:56,450
- ARNIE: <i>What?</i>
- <i>I'm gonna conference your father in.</i>

1005
00:43:57,684 --> 00:43:59,519
- This is Arnie.
- <i>Hi, Dad.</i>

1006
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,455
Hey, button! Hi!

1007
00:44:02,823 --> 00:44:04,255
You're all over the papers.

1008
00:44:04,257 --> 00:44:05,690
I'm so proud of you.

1009
00:44:05,692 --> 00:44:06,827
I always knew the world
would write about you.

1010
00:44:09,496 --> 00:44:10,795
Did you color your hair?
You look like a princess.

1011
00:44:10,797 --> 00:44:12,297
Sweetie, let me ask you.

1012
00:44:12,299 --> 00:44:13,965
Did you and Audrey
murder two people?

1013
00:44:13,967 --> 00:44:15,467
Tell me the truth.
I can get you out of it.

1014
00:44:15,469 --> 00:44:17,469
No, what happened was,
I murdered one person,

1015
00:44:17,471 --> 00:44:18,839
- but it was an assassin, so...
- Shh!

1016
00:44:19,806 --> 00:44:21,239
So it didn't count.

1017
00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:22,607
No, it doesn't count.

1018
00:44:22,609 --> 00:44:24,909
- And Audrey murdered a bunch of people in Austria.
- Oh, my God!

1019
00:44:24,911 --> 00:44:27,245
- But it was self-defense.
- Also fine.

1020
00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:28,747
Her boyfriend was murdered
in front of us.

1021
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,850
- The handsome one?
- I mean, he was fine, I guess.

1022
00:44:31,852 --> 00:44:34,819
Oh, you know who's really
handsome is Patrick Dempsey.

1023
00:44:34,821 --> 00:44:37,689
- Where are you now, sweetie?
- <i>I'm in Prague.</i>

1024
00:44:37,691 --> 00:44:39,892
I don't care for
Eastern Europe. Too gothic.

1025
00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:42,394
ARNIE: <i>Okay, listen. I got
a place where you can hide.</i>

1026
00:44:42,396 --> 00:44:44,496
- Okay.
- I got a friend, Roger Bernstein.

1027
00:44:44,498 --> 00:44:46,798
Lives in Prague.
Guy owes me a favor.

1028
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,267
Dad represented Roger
in a malpractice suit.

1029
00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:51,804
ARNIE: <i>Whoa, Carol,
you know who's handsome?</i>

1030
00:44:51,806 --> 00:44:54,006
Woody Harrelson.
You know, people don't think it.

1031
00:44:54,008 --> 00:44:56,441
I find him handsome.

1032
00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:58,543
- TOURIST 1: <i>She fell over.</i>
- TOURIST 2: <i>Yeah, I did, actually.</i>

1033
00:44:58,545 --> 00:45:00,679
<i>There was one moment
I thought I was gonna die.</i>

1034
00:45:00,681 --> 00:45:01,947
<i>Yeah. They've got something
wrong with them.</i>

1035
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:02,750
Morgan...

1036
00:45:06,688 --> 00:45:08,522
...disappeared from their LA
apartment, murdered Ukrainian...

1037
00:45:10,257 --> 00:45:12,257
Now. Now.
We gotta go.

1038
00:45:12,259 --> 00:45:13,759
- CAROL: <i>Remember the Dingle twins?</i>
- Mom...

1039
00:45:13,761 --> 00:45:14,927
We gotta go.

1040
00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:16,496
Come on.
Come on. Now!

1041
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,766
(COMPUTER BEEPING)

1042
00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:23,604
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1043
00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:26,339
(ENGINE REVVING)

1044
00:45:36,383 --> 00:45:37,785
(BELL TOLLING)

1045
00:45:57,538 --> 00:45:58,938
Who am I looking for?

1046
00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:00,439
MAN: (DISTORTED VOICE)
<i>I texted pictures.</i>

1047
00:46:00,441 --> 00:46:02,643
<i>Targets are two dumb
American women.</i>

1048
00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:14,422
(BOTH JEERING)

1049
00:46:17,059 --> 00:46:18,659
(VOMITING)

1050
00:46:27,102 --> 00:46:28,736
(BOTH WHOOPING)

1051
00:46:35,443 --> 00:46:37,478
(BICYCLE BELLS RINGING)

1052
00:46:38,847 --> 00:46:39,980
AUDREY: Oh, my God!

1053
00:46:39,982 --> 00:46:41,014
(GRUNTING) Oh!

1054
00:46:41,016 --> 00:46:42,348
You're lagging.

1055
00:46:42,350 --> 00:46:43,351
You're lagging.

1056
00:46:46,989 --> 00:46:50,891
Shit. Okay. We need to find
Karlova Street.

1057
00:46:50,893 --> 00:46:52,993
Looks like Elephant Valley
is on the left.

1058
00:46:52,995 --> 00:46:55,798
We're gonna pass the Pavilion
of Big Tortoises in a second.

1059
00:46:56,999 --> 00:46:58,633
Morgan, this is a map
of the zoo.

1060
00:47:09,878 --> 00:47:10,679
Okay.

1061
00:47:12,714 --> 00:47:14,616
(BUZZING INSISTENTLY)

1062
00:47:15,383 --> 00:47:16,817
(INTERCOM BEEPS)

1063
00:47:16,819 --> 00:47:18,417
- ROGER: <i>Hello?</i>
- Yes, Roger,

1064
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,053
it's Arnie's daughter.
He called.

1065
00:47:20,055 --> 00:47:21,488
(DOOR BUZZING)

1066
00:47:21,490 --> 00:47:22,825
Go. Thank you!

1067
00:47:27,062 --> 00:47:28,662
ROGER: <i>You know, it's funny.</i>

1068
00:47:28,664 --> 00:47:30,564
I remember one time,
back in the day,

1069
00:47:30,566 --> 00:47:33,733
your dad and I were getting
ready to go out in the Hamptons.

1070
00:47:33,735 --> 00:47:35,669
Your dad had
his sunglasses on.

1071
00:47:35,671 --> 00:47:38,038
He turned his collar up.
He looked super.

1072
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,040
We get to the disco,
the guy says to him,

1073
00:47:40,042 --> 00:47:42,008
"Sir, sir,
your collar is up."

1074
00:47:42,010 --> 00:47:44,544
(CHUCKLES)
Ruined the whole effect.

1075
00:47:44,546 --> 00:47:46,012
Hope you don't think
I'm being presumptuous,

1076
00:47:46,014 --> 00:47:48,750
but I thought you gals looked
like you'd enjoy some pot

1077
00:47:50,652 --> 00:47:51,852
roast.

1078
00:47:51,854 --> 00:47:53,854
(ALL LAUGHING)

1079
00:47:53,856 --> 00:47:56,558
I'm okay. I'm actually...
I'm so sorry. I am a vegan.

1080
00:47:56,825 --> 00:47:58,592
Oh.

1081
00:47:58,594 --> 00:48:00,694
Morgan, you're not a vegan.

1082
00:48:00,696 --> 00:48:02,662
What? 'Cause of the bacon?

1083
00:48:02,664 --> 00:48:04,431
Bacon's meat!

1084
00:48:04,433 --> 00:48:06,433
Well, listen. At least let me
get you a little vino, okay?

1085
00:48:06,435 --> 00:48:07,767
I mean, the only
animal cruelty involved

1086
00:48:07,769 --> 00:48:09,970
in that is what the wine guy
charges me.

1087
00:48:09,972 --> 00:48:11,005
(MORGAN LAUGHS)

1088
00:48:11,007 --> 00:48:12,939
I actually like to keep
all the best bottles

1089
00:48:12,941 --> 00:48:15,508
over there in the study.
It's like a...

1090
00:48:15,510 --> 00:48:17,078
It's sort of like my homage

1091
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,512
- to all the great storytellers.
- Yeah.

1092
00:48:19,514 --> 00:48:21,916
- Mmm-hmm.
- Right now, I'm working my way through a grenache noir

1093
00:48:21,918 --> 00:48:24,888
while I enjoy a first edition
of <i>La Comedie humaine.</i>

1094
00:48:25,454 --> 00:48:28,055
Are you into Balzac?

1095
00:48:28,057 --> 00:48:29,893
Less and less with every
experience.

1096
00:48:31,493 --> 00:48:32,728
Well, I'll be right back.

1097
00:48:33,029 --> 00:48:34,130
Okay.

1098
00:48:37,733 --> 00:48:39,967
- It's happening again.
- What is?

1099
00:48:39,969 --> 00:48:41,802
- He's into me.
- (LAUGHS)

1100
00:48:41,804 --> 00:48:43,470
What are you talking about?

1101
00:48:43,472 --> 00:48:44,906
He wants a slice. Rog.

1102
00:48:44,908 --> 00:48:48,477
No, he's just, you know,
like a little weird.

1103
00:48:49,812 --> 00:48:52,512
- Older men, they gravitate toward me.
- Okay.

1104
00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:53,648
- They love me.
- Oh, God.

1105
00:48:53,650 --> 00:48:55,816
- They want this.
- (LAUGHS)

1106
00:48:55,818 --> 00:48:57,484
If that makes them weird

1107
00:48:57,486 --> 00:48:59,120
then my SAT math tutor
was weird,

1108
00:48:59,122 --> 00:49:00,888
- our landlord is weird.
- He's weird.

1109
00:49:00,890 --> 00:49:01,925
Mandy Patinkin is weird.

1110
00:49:03,492 --> 00:49:04,792
- Mmm.
- I feel a little nauseated.

1111
00:49:04,794 --> 00:49:06,493
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

1112
00:49:06,495 --> 00:49:07,597
I'm okay. You just stay.
I'll be right back.

1113
00:49:08,064 --> 00:49:09,065
Love you.

1114
00:49:10,233 --> 00:49:11,567
(DOOR OPENS)

1115
00:49:12,502 --> 00:49:14,635
Hi. Audrey okay?

1116
00:49:14,637 --> 00:49:17,004
Oh, yeah, she's fine.
She's finished. So am I.

1117
00:49:17,006 --> 00:49:19,609
Well, at least
let me give you a <i>digestif.</i>

1118
00:49:21,010 --> 00:49:22,478
(BOTH TOASTING IN FRENCH)

1119
00:49:27,283 --> 00:49:28,683
(IN ENGLISH) Ah! It's dry.

1120
00:49:28,685 --> 00:49:31,152
So are you a lover of art?

1121
00:49:31,154 --> 00:49:34,557
Yeah, yeah, oh, lot of art.
Love art.

1122
00:49:37,527 --> 00:49:39,126
And look at that art.

1123
00:49:39,128 --> 00:49:41,963
Doesn't look like she's
enjoying herself too much.

1124
00:49:41,965 --> 00:49:43,864
Sometimes
the sweetest pleasure comes

1125
00:49:43,866 --> 00:49:45,169
when you're not enjoying
yourself.

1126
00:49:47,570 --> 00:49:48,838
Don't know
that I agree with that.

1127
00:49:49,806 --> 00:49:50,873
You wouldn't?

1128
00:49:51,774 --> 00:49:53,509
Okay. We're doing
a massage now.

1129
00:49:55,145 --> 00:49:55,945
Here we go.

1130
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,714
(VOMITING)

1131
00:50:00,550 --> 00:50:01,551
Oh, my God!

1132
00:50:02,652 --> 00:50:03,953
Oh, my God!

1133
00:50:09,994 --> 00:50:11,659
(GASPING)

1134
00:50:11,661 --> 00:50:13,929
(RETCHING)

1135
00:50:13,931 --> 00:50:17,798
Roger, thank you so much
for having us at your home.

1136
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,601
- It's my great pleasure.
- But I just... I don't think...

1137
00:50:20,603 --> 00:50:22,237
I don't think so.

1138
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,174
That actually kind...
That kind of hurts.

1139
00:50:25,175 --> 00:50:27,708
Huh. Hello.

1140
00:50:27,710 --> 00:50:29,577
Who's this? I'm Morgan.

1141
00:50:29,579 --> 00:50:31,645
- I'm a family friend. Is this your girlfriend?
- (GUN COCKS)

1142
00:50:31,647 --> 00:50:35,150
- (SCREAMS)
- Nadedja, no. We have to bring them in alive.

1143
00:50:35,152 --> 00:50:36,752
(MUFFLED) Oh, boy.

1144
00:50:36,754 --> 00:50:38,022
(GRUNTING)

1145
00:50:40,090 --> 00:50:41,723
(MUFFLED) Weird.

1146
00:50:41,725 --> 00:50:42,960
(MORGAN GROANING)

1147
00:50:44,261 --> 00:50:46,862
Ow. Ow.

1148
00:50:46,864 --> 00:50:48,730
- MORGAN: Audrey.
- Oh, my God!

1149
00:50:48,732 --> 00:50:52,100
Audrey, Roger is bad. Bad.

1150
00:50:52,102 --> 00:50:54,171
No, that's not Roger.

1151
00:50:57,608 --> 00:50:58,709
That's Roger.

1152
00:50:59,877 --> 00:51:01,278
Ah!

1153
00:51:02,713 --> 00:51:03,647
They want the drive.

1154
00:51:05,315 --> 00:51:07,749
You have to swallow it
before they come back.

1155
00:51:07,751 --> 00:51:09,618
- What?
- I have thrown up, like, nine times.

1156
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:11,019
- What?
- I can't do it.

1157
00:51:11,021 --> 00:51:14,089
Well, I can't
swallow anything.

1158
00:51:14,091 --> 00:51:16,091
I can't even swallow Advil.

1159
00:51:16,093 --> 00:51:18,260
I have to crush it up
in my applesauce.

1160
00:51:18,262 --> 00:51:20,128
No. You gotta swallow this.

1161
00:51:20,130 --> 00:51:20,931
No, I... Oh!

1162
00:51:22,833 --> 00:51:25,834
Fine. Okay.
If you really want me to.

1163
00:51:25,836 --> 00:51:27,903
AUDREY: Oh, my God,
you're heavy. (GRUNTS)

1164
00:51:27,905 --> 00:51:30,772
- Shut the fuck up, bitch.
- Okay.

1165
00:51:30,774 --> 00:51:32,076
- Yeah. Ah!
- Ah!

1166
00:51:33,043 --> 00:51:34,044
Okay.

1167
00:51:35,112 --> 00:51:36,914
- Ah.
- Close your nose.

1168
00:51:37,348 --> 00:51:38,982
(GAGGING)

1169
00:51:43,121 --> 00:51:44,420
AUDREY: Shit! Shit!

1170
00:51:44,422 --> 00:51:46,322
Let's try it
one more time.

1171
00:51:46,324 --> 00:51:50,126
BOTH: Ah. Ooh. Ah!

1172
00:51:50,128 --> 00:51:51,693
Whoa!

1173
00:51:51,695 --> 00:51:52,963
- No, keep it in.
- (GAGGING)

1174
00:51:55,133 --> 00:51:57,634
(COUGHING)

1175
00:51:59,003 --> 00:52:00,303
I can't.

1176
00:52:00,305 --> 00:52:01,106
Shit!

1177
00:52:01,940 --> 00:52:02,941
MORGAN: I can't do it.

1178
00:52:03,942 --> 00:52:04,976
I tried.

1179
00:52:11,682 --> 00:52:12,884
Uh-oh.

1180
00:52:14,152 --> 00:52:15,320
MORGAN:
There's the ice cream lady.

1181
00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:30,301
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1182
00:52:59,330 --> 00:53:00,165
MORGAN: Audrey.

1183
00:53:00,899 --> 00:53:01,900
Audrey.

1184
00:53:03,935 --> 00:53:04,936
Are you okay?

1185
00:53:06,405 --> 00:53:07,205
Oh, God.

1186
00:53:08,474 --> 00:53:10,409
Oh, God. I don't...
I don't know.

1187
00:53:13,044 --> 00:53:15,211
- Where the fuck are we?
- I don't know.

1188
00:53:15,213 --> 00:53:18,382
Audrey,
how are you feelin'?

1189
00:53:18,384 --> 00:53:21,351
Marsha, Tom. Those are...
Those are Drew's parents.

1190
00:53:21,353 --> 00:53:24,020
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that
you got dragged into this.

1191
00:53:24,022 --> 00:53:26,155
I never meant for Drew to die.

1192
00:53:26,157 --> 00:53:27,524
We know you didn't, Audrey.

1193
00:53:27,526 --> 00:53:29,526
We're just glad
you're alive.

1194
00:53:29,528 --> 00:53:32,795
Will you untie us before they come
back and tie you up too? Please.

1195
00:53:32,797 --> 00:53:34,366
So where's the drive?

1196
00:53:35,234 --> 00:53:36,766
Oh.

1197
00:53:36,768 --> 00:53:37,501
You know about that?

1198
00:53:37,503 --> 00:53:38,968
(GROANS)

1199
00:53:38,970 --> 00:53:40,370
Shut up, you dumb bitch.

1200
00:53:40,372 --> 00:53:41,405
Fuck you!

1201
00:53:41,407 --> 00:53:43,806
You wanna tell your friend
to answer the question?

1202
00:53:43,808 --> 00:53:46,145
Trust me, your son would've
wanted you to protect us.

1203
00:53:47,346 --> 00:53:49,112
MORGAN: Audrey...

1204
00:53:49,114 --> 00:53:51,381
I don't think those
are Drew's parents.

1205
00:53:51,383 --> 00:53:53,083
- Of course, they are.
- No.

1206
00:53:53,085 --> 00:53:55,185
We went out
to The Cheesecake Factory.

1207
00:53:55,187 --> 00:53:56,920
We shared
chicken lettuce cups.

1208
00:53:56,922 --> 00:53:59,990
We were at that restaurant to
negotiate the sale of the drive.

1209
00:53:59,992 --> 00:54:01,858
But we talked
about real things.

1210
00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:03,360
We talked about
Tom's colonoscopy.

1211
00:54:03,362 --> 00:54:04,995
Not getting
a colonoscopy.

1212
00:54:04,997 --> 00:54:07,264
He only took you to the
restaurant as insurance,

1213
00:54:07,266 --> 00:54:09,466
so we wouldn't kill him
if he left with the drive.

1214
00:54:09,468 --> 00:54:11,070
Okay, let's get this done.

1215
00:54:12,238 --> 00:54:14,073
Where is the fucking drive?

1216
00:54:15,407 --> 00:54:16,340
MORGAN: No. No.

1217
00:54:16,342 --> 00:54:19,276
(CRYING) Please, sir.
Sir, please don't.

1218
00:54:19,278 --> 00:54:21,945
That's my best friend.
Please, just...

1219
00:54:21,947 --> 00:54:23,280
I flushed it down the toilet.

1220
00:54:23,282 --> 00:54:24,116
(SIGHS)

1221
00:54:27,052 --> 00:54:28,187
Do you know
what you've done?

1222
00:54:31,323 --> 00:54:32,124
Nadedja.

1223
00:54:33,459 --> 00:54:34,360
(EXHALES)

1224
00:54:40,299 --> 00:54:41,100
Oh, good God.

1225
00:54:49,074 --> 00:54:51,176
- (WHIMPERING)
- (HELICOPTER APPROACHING)

1226
00:54:51,611 --> 00:54:53,112
(ALL SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

1227
00:55:03,356 --> 00:55:04,455
What is that?

1228
00:55:04,457 --> 00:55:05,392
(NADEDJA SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

1229
00:55:21,174 --> 00:55:21,905
AGENT: (ON RADIO)
<i>Five kilometers out.</i>

1230
00:55:21,907 --> 00:55:24,275
<i>Closing in on the safe house.</i>

1231
00:55:24,277 --> 00:55:26,413
<i>Backup units, be advised,
subjects heavily armed.</i>

1232
00:55:34,454 --> 00:55:36,521
Wow! You're so pretty.

1233
00:55:36,523 --> 00:55:38,990
You're barely human,
you're so pretty.

1234
00:55:38,992 --> 00:55:40,491
And look how flexible
you are.

1235
00:55:40,493 --> 00:55:41,626
Morgan, shut up.

1236
00:55:41,628 --> 00:55:44,395
No, everybody
likes compliments.

1237
00:55:44,397 --> 00:55:45,363
AUDREY: She's definitely
not loving this, Morgan.

1238
00:55:45,365 --> 00:55:47,465
MORGAN: (WHISPERS)
She loves it. It's working.

1239
00:55:47,467 --> 00:55:49,033
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
You just... You are so...

1240
00:55:49,035 --> 00:55:50,337
You're so bad. (CHUCKLES)

1241
00:55:51,938 --> 00:55:55,440
Oh! Hey! Hey, are you hungry?
I'm hungry.

1242
00:55:55,442 --> 00:55:57,542
You wanna get outta here
and get a bite to eat?

1243
00:55:57,544 --> 00:55:58,378
I like you. (GROANS)

1244
00:56:00,013 --> 00:56:01,281
- (GROANING)
- Oh, my God!

1245
00:56:02,015 --> 00:56:04,351
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1246
00:56:08,955 --> 00:56:11,122
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1247
00:56:11,124 --> 00:56:12,459
Shit! They got the drive.

1248
00:56:13,694 --> 00:56:15,493
Fuck!

1249
00:56:15,495 --> 00:56:17,495
All right, kids, on my count,
send the grenades in.

1250
00:56:17,497 --> 00:56:20,398
- Let's blow this motherfucker up.
- Wait! The girls could still be in there.

1251
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,566
Yeah, and if they are,
they're either surrounded

1252
00:56:21,568 --> 00:56:23,234
by terrorists or dead.

1253
00:56:23,236 --> 00:56:25,103
- Also, I don't care.
- Just give me five minutes

1254
00:56:25,105 --> 00:56:26,572
and three agents.
I need to check.

1255
00:56:26,574 --> 00:56:28,039
Oh, so four agents can die?

1256
00:56:28,041 --> 00:56:30,141
You know this is
my operation, right?

1257
00:56:30,143 --> 00:56:32,477
So just sit tight,
and let's crush this mother

1258
00:56:32,479 --> 00:56:35,346
the way we crushed Yale at
football nine years in a row.

1259
00:56:35,348 --> 00:56:38,383
And by "we," I mean Harvard.
Let's blow 'em up.

1260
00:56:38,385 --> 00:56:39,984
- AGENT: <i>Roger that.</i>
- Watch the show.

1261
00:56:39,986 --> 00:56:41,121
(GROANS)

1262
00:56:42,723 --> 00:56:45,289
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...

1263
00:56:45,291 --> 00:56:47,927
(IMITATES DUFFER) Actually, guys, hold up.
Abort mission.

1264
00:56:49,062 --> 00:56:50,230
- AGENT: <i>Copy that.</i>
- Go Crimson.

1265
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,101
(HORN HONKS)

1266
00:56:58,672 --> 00:57:03,143
I ask question. If I don't
like answer, you feel pain.

1267
00:57:05,346 --> 00:57:06,347
Same as her.

1268
00:57:07,314 --> 00:57:09,448
It looks worse than it is.

1269
00:57:09,450 --> 00:57:11,517
I have freakishly
strong teeth.

1270
00:57:11,519 --> 00:57:14,422
I had braces for nine years. My
orthodontist published a paper.

1271
00:57:15,689 --> 00:57:17,989
Where is drive?

1272
00:57:17,991 --> 00:57:20,261
I already told you.
I flushed it down the toilet.

1273
00:57:22,296 --> 00:57:26,598
You lie. No, I don't.
I don't lie. No.

1274
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,370
(GROANS) Oh, my God!

1275
00:57:32,473 --> 00:57:34,106
MORGAN: Please,
I'm begging you. Please.

1276
00:57:34,108 --> 00:57:35,176
Please, do me a favor

1277
00:57:36,143 --> 00:57:37,445
and eat my tit, bitch.

1278
00:57:38,345 --> 00:57:40,448
And please, please.
Please, just please

1279
00:57:41,148 --> 00:57:42,183
go fuck yourself.

1280
00:57:43,617 --> 00:57:44,516
'Cause I'd love it

1281
00:57:44,518 --> 00:57:46,654
if you would please just
go fuck yourself.

1282
00:57:57,698 --> 00:57:58,666
(GROANS)

1283
00:58:00,468 --> 00:58:02,169
(CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

1284
00:58:11,212 --> 00:58:14,714
Trust me that I'm a terrible,
terrible liar.

1285
00:58:14,716 --> 00:58:18,484
Everybody knows when I'm lying.
(STAMMERS) I can't lie.

1286
00:58:18,486 --> 00:58:20,753
Me, too. I've never kept
a secret in my life.

1287
00:58:20,755 --> 00:58:22,354
Secrets are poison.

1288
00:58:22,356 --> 00:58:24,223
Maybe you keep
secret for her.

1289
00:58:24,225 --> 00:58:26,793
No, I'll tell you anything
that you wanna know about her.

1290
00:58:26,795 --> 00:58:27,662
'Cause I know it all.

1291
00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:31,464
She texts and drives.
She does it all the time.

1292
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:34,434
She Instagrams on the freeway.
She hashtags it "driving."

1293
00:58:34,436 --> 00:58:36,636
- What are you doing?
- I'm proving to her that

1294
00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:38,438
we don't keep secrets. Just
tell her something about me.

1295
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,540
Okay, okay. Um,

1296
00:58:40,542 --> 00:58:42,842
Morgan stole her dad's
pain pills after his surgery

1297
00:58:42,844 --> 00:58:44,611
- and sold them at Coachella.
- I did.

1298
00:58:44,613 --> 00:58:47,380
Audrey was once babysitting
this eight-year-old kid

1299
00:58:47,382 --> 00:58:49,682
and she flirted with him
to get him to go to sleep.

1300
00:58:49,684 --> 00:58:51,083
His name was Liam.

1301
00:58:51,085 --> 00:58:52,619
She has sex dreams
about Minions.

1302
00:58:52,621 --> 00:58:55,421
(SIGHS) Just the one Minion
with the one eye.

1303
00:58:55,423 --> 00:58:57,223
Is that supposed to be a dick?

1304
00:58:57,225 --> 00:58:58,825
MORGAN: She googled it
on my computer,

1305
00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:00,695
and now I get
a lot of weird ads.

1306
00:59:01,463 --> 00:59:03,095
I said I was sorry.

1307
00:59:03,097 --> 00:59:04,466
Audrey shaves
between her boobs.

1308
00:59:05,367 --> 00:59:06,432
Uh, Morgan kissed her cousin.

1309
00:59:06,434 --> 00:59:08,868
- I didn't know it was my cousin.
- Morgan has HPV.

1310
00:59:08,870 --> 00:59:10,503
Audrey has HPV.

1311
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:12,138
AUDREY: Morgan had sex
in a playground once.

1312
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,439
Audrey hit a dog
in the face.

1313
00:59:13,441 --> 00:59:15,108
Morgan had lice as an adult.

1314
00:59:15,110 --> 00:59:17,143
Audrey can't come 'cause
she's on antidepressants.

1315
00:59:17,145 --> 00:59:19,047
I can! It just takes me
a very long time.

1316
00:59:20,248 --> 00:59:21,648
Oh, look.

1317
00:59:21,650 --> 00:59:23,716
MORGAN: Hey, hey.

1318
00:59:23,718 --> 00:59:25,752
- It's working. It's working.
- AUDREY: Yeah.

1319
00:59:25,754 --> 00:59:27,122
What else do you wanna know?
We'll tell you anything.

1320
00:59:28,790 --> 00:59:30,292
How you know
so much about her?

1321
00:59:30,893 --> 00:59:33,226
And she about you?

1322
00:59:33,228 --> 00:59:36,596
She's my best friend. We know
everything about each other.

1323
00:59:36,598 --> 00:59:38,331
You have a best friend, right?

1324
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,232
Of course
she has a best friend.

1325
00:59:39,234 --> 00:59:40,366
- Yeah.
- Look at her.

1326
00:59:40,368 --> 00:59:43,403
You're so charming, and you
have so many good hobbies.

1327
00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:44,805
- AUDREY: Hobbies.
- MORGAN: You do...

1328
00:59:44,807 --> 00:59:46,408
- You do have a best friend.
- AUDREY: Yeah.

1329
00:59:47,877 --> 00:59:49,709
BOTH: Tell us
about your best friend.

1330
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:51,446
- Who is she?
- What's her name? What does she look like?

1331
00:59:51,914 --> 00:59:53,114
Bobik.

1332
00:59:54,182 --> 00:59:56,482
- AUDREY: Bobik?
- MORGAN: Bobik.

1333
00:59:56,484 --> 00:59:59,287
- Oh.
- Tell us about her. Tell us everything about her.

1334
01:00:04,492 --> 01:00:05,327
NADEDJA: Bobik.

1335
01:00:07,563 --> 01:00:09,195
- MORGAN: It's a balance beam.
- AUDREY: Oh.

1336
01:00:09,197 --> 01:00:10,631
It's a fucking balance beam.

1337
01:00:10,633 --> 01:00:11,899
- Oh, God, no.
- Your balance beam's

1338
01:00:11,901 --> 01:00:13,435
- your best fucking friend?
- What? Ah, no, no.

1339
01:00:14,537 --> 01:00:16,804
(MUFFLED GROANING)

1340
01:00:16,806 --> 01:00:19,107
(MORGAN SCREAMING)

1341
01:00:23,311 --> 01:00:24,480
Oh, fuck.

1342
01:00:26,782 --> 01:00:28,183
Oh, fuck. (GRUNTS)

1343
01:00:29,385 --> 01:00:30,684
You fucking dick, Henshaw!

1344
01:00:30,686 --> 01:00:31,487
(GRUNTS)

1345
01:00:33,456 --> 01:00:34,457
Fuck!

1346
01:00:36,959 --> 01:00:39,860
Okay. Light it up.

1347
01:00:39,862 --> 01:00:41,364
AGENT: <i>Copy.
Sending in the grenades.</i>

1348
01:00:47,903 --> 01:00:49,205
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1349
01:00:52,808 --> 01:00:53,909
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMS)

1350
01:00:56,712 --> 01:00:57,878
What?
Oh, my God!

1351
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,979
(MORGAN AND AUDREY YELPING)

1352
01:00:58,981 --> 01:01:00,182
Who's that?

1353
01:01:01,717 --> 01:01:03,686
(GRUNTING)

1354
01:01:04,854 --> 01:01:06,188
(SCREAMS)

1355
01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:09,325
MORGAN: Oh, my God!

1356
01:01:28,744 --> 01:01:29,545
- Yes!
- Oh!

1357
01:01:39,622 --> 01:01:40,757
(GLASS SHATTERING)

1358
01:01:42,759 --> 01:01:43,858
Sebastian!

1359
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:45,026
- Hello.
- Oh, my God!

1360
01:01:45,028 --> 01:01:47,229
(BOTH YELPING)

1361
01:01:48,564 --> 01:01:50,199
- Stay close.
- Thank you so much!

1362
01:01:50,599 --> 01:01:52,636
Oh, my God!

1363
01:01:54,905 --> 01:01:56,037
(YELLING)

1364
01:01:56,039 --> 01:01:58,374
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1365
01:02:03,613 --> 01:02:04,713
Oh, my God!

1366
01:02:04,715 --> 01:02:05,582
(GRUNTING)

1367
01:02:13,056 --> 01:02:14,758
(ALL COUGHING)

1368
01:02:18,995 --> 01:02:20,729
Okay, I trust you now.

1369
01:02:20,731 --> 01:02:22,532
Jesus,
I should hope so.

1370
01:02:24,334 --> 01:02:25,602
AGENT: Show me your hands.
Show me your hands.

1371
01:02:26,636 --> 01:02:27,637
What?

1372
01:02:31,341 --> 01:02:32,309
Get in the fucking car.

1373
01:02:34,644 --> 01:02:35,645
Us?

1374
01:02:41,418 --> 01:02:42,753
(MORGAN SIGHS)

1375
01:02:45,756 --> 01:02:49,624
I thought that the international
intelligence office would be fancier.

1376
01:02:49,626 --> 01:02:51,025
It's a temporary space.

1377
01:02:51,027 --> 01:02:53,328
We don't wanna
call attention to ourselves.

1378
01:02:53,330 --> 01:02:55,029
I know, but can you
hang a poster?

1379
01:02:55,031 --> 01:02:56,664
Can we get a drape?
Something?

1380
01:02:56,666 --> 01:02:58,833
This is what our tax dollars
are paying for?

1381
01:02:58,835 --> 01:03:00,737
You haven't paid
your taxes for three years.

1382
01:03:01,338 --> 01:03:03,038
You know that?

1383
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,773
Hey, look,
Sebastian, I'm really sorry

1384
01:03:04,775 --> 01:03:06,341
I didn't give you
the drive at that cafe.

1385
01:03:06,343 --> 01:03:08,512
Nah. No, I understand.

1386
01:03:09,479 --> 01:03:11,346
Drew told you
to keep it safe.

1387
01:03:11,348 --> 01:03:13,416
Can you at least tell us
what's on that drive?

1388
01:03:15,786 --> 01:03:17,385
All we know is,

1389
01:03:17,387 --> 01:03:19,487
it was made by an
international terrorist group

1390
01:03:19,489 --> 01:03:20,990
named Highland.

1391
01:03:20,992 --> 01:03:23,794
Intelligence tells us they're
planning a series of attacks.

1392
01:03:24,761 --> 01:03:26,696
If we had it,
we'd know how to stop them.

1393
01:03:31,035 --> 01:03:32,502
Henshaw, my office.

1394
01:03:33,004 --> 01:03:34,369
(GASPS)

1395
01:03:34,371 --> 01:03:36,906
What? Wait, wait.

1396
01:03:36,908 --> 01:03:39,507
This is your boss?
You're the boss?

1397
01:03:39,509 --> 01:03:41,677
We have a real-life
Judi Dench in our midst.

1398
01:03:41,679 --> 01:03:43,979
You are the boss, and yet
you have not sacrificed

1399
01:03:43,981 --> 01:03:46,381
one ounce of femininity.

1400
01:03:46,383 --> 01:03:48,984
Why have we been spending all of
this time talking to the men,

1401
01:03:48,986 --> 01:03:51,987
when this being has been
floating through the halls

1402
01:03:51,989 --> 01:03:54,023
of the building?
Oh, my God!

1403
01:03:54,025 --> 01:03:57,392
- That's a compliment.
- That is the Beyonce of the government.

1404
01:03:57,394 --> 01:03:59,530
Duffer, stay here.

1405
01:04:01,566 --> 01:04:03,599
I have so much respect
for you that it has

1406
01:04:03,601 --> 01:04:05,703
circled around
into objectification.

1407
01:04:06,070 --> 01:04:07,736
Ma'am!

1408
01:04:07,738 --> 01:04:10,172
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I know I overstepped.

1409
01:04:10,174 --> 01:04:11,841
WENDY: Overstepped? No.

1410
01:04:11,843 --> 01:04:14,944
I'd say what you did
was closer to treason.

1411
01:04:14,946 --> 01:04:18,113
Treason? I was
merely trying to help.

1412
01:04:18,115 --> 01:04:22,117
How long did your doctor say that
your arm would take to heal?

1413
01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:23,853
Um, three months
for the bullet wound,

1414
01:04:23,855 --> 01:04:26,055
- one for the sprain.
- Fantastic.

1415
01:04:26,057 --> 01:04:27,523
Take four months' leave.

1416
01:04:27,525 --> 01:04:28,958
Oh, no. I assume he meant

1417
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,659
the two would
heal simultaneously.

1418
01:04:30,661 --> 01:04:31,529
I know what I said.

1419
01:04:32,864 --> 01:04:34,096
DUFFER: <i>Please
take me through this.</i>

1420
01:04:34,098 --> 01:04:36,699
What exactly was
going through your mind

1421
01:04:36,701 --> 01:04:38,667
when you flushed it
down the toilet?

1422
01:04:38,669 --> 01:04:40,736
Were you thinking,
"Oh, I know.

1423
01:04:40,738 --> 01:04:42,205
"People are dying
because of this.

1424
01:04:42,207 --> 01:04:43,806
"So here's what I'll do.

1425
01:04:43,808 --> 01:04:45,608
"I'll treat it like
a piece of shit,

1426
01:04:45,610 --> 01:04:46,942
"wrapped up in toilet paper,

1427
01:04:46,944 --> 01:04:48,679
"and then flush it
down the toilet"?

1428
01:04:49,847 --> 01:04:51,047
(CHUCKLES)

1429
01:04:51,049 --> 01:04:53,216
Oh, this is funny?
Death is funny to you?

1430
01:04:53,218 --> 01:04:54,518
No, I'm sorry.

1431
01:04:55,586 --> 01:04:57,519
But that's how
you go to the bathroom?

1432
01:04:57,521 --> 01:04:59,155
Oh, great. Okay. Awesome.

1433
01:04:59,157 --> 01:05:00,656
Great. You two laugh.

1434
01:05:00,658 --> 01:05:03,159
Meanwhile, let me tell you
how many people have died

1435
01:05:03,161 --> 01:05:04,930
and will die
because of your stupidity.

1436
01:05:06,597 --> 01:05:08,464
(BOTH SNICKERING)

1437
01:05:08,466 --> 01:05:10,499
I'm sorry. Just let me
get this straight.

1438
01:05:10,501 --> 01:05:12,501
So you wrap your hands
in toilet paper,

1439
01:05:12,503 --> 01:05:13,736
and then you poop
into that,

1440
01:05:13,738 --> 01:05:15,471
and then that
whole contraption

1441
01:05:15,473 --> 01:05:16,806
is what you drop
into the toilet?

1442
01:05:16,808 --> 01:05:18,909
- That was just a metaphor.
- You know that the toilet is designed

1443
01:05:18,911 --> 01:05:20,643
to take the work
out of it for you, right?

1444
01:05:20,645 --> 01:05:22,078
No, that's not
what I was saying.

1445
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,247
I was say...
I didn't say that.

1446
01:05:24,249 --> 01:05:26,082
I poop normally.
Like everybody else.

1447
01:05:26,084 --> 01:05:28,720
Of course, yes. I know.
I'm sorry. Okay.

1448
01:05:30,756 --> 01:05:33,555
Hey, uh, I wanna say goodbye.

1449
01:05:33,557 --> 01:05:34,660
(STAMMERS)
Where are you going?

1450
01:05:35,894 --> 01:05:37,193
(SIGHS)

1451
01:05:37,195 --> 01:05:38,795
I've been suspended.

1452
01:05:38,797 --> 01:05:41,164
You two are to go
back to Los Angeles.

1453
01:05:41,166 --> 01:05:42,933
- What?
- What?

1454
01:05:42,935 --> 01:05:45,902
Duffer, transport these women
to de Gaulle.

1455
01:05:45,904 --> 01:05:47,839
Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.

1456
01:05:49,574 --> 01:05:51,574
Please don't send us home.

1457
01:05:51,576 --> 01:05:54,577
Spying, not easy.
We know that now.

1458
01:05:54,579 --> 01:05:58,214
But we have been a real help
to this operation,

1459
01:05:58,216 --> 01:06:01,751
and I know the drive is gone,
but we are in this, boss.

1460
01:06:01,753 --> 01:06:04,087
And if you would
just give us a chance,

1461
01:06:04,089 --> 01:06:07,657
I think that we could be
a major resource for you.

1462
01:06:07,659 --> 01:06:11,964
Would you consider
keeping us on

1463
01:06:13,565 --> 01:06:15,934
in this intelligence bureau?

1464
01:06:17,303 --> 01:06:19,938
Please. Ma'am.

1465
01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:23,709
Okay.

1466
01:06:24,710 --> 01:06:26,576
All right.

1467
01:06:26,578 --> 01:06:29,514
I am going to take
a chance on you two.

1468
01:06:30,782 --> 01:06:31,783
(CHUCKLING) Really?

1469
01:06:32,318 --> 01:06:33,852
I could really use you.

1470
01:06:34,586 --> 01:06:35,952
What?

1471
01:06:35,954 --> 01:06:36,989
Are you serious?

1472
01:06:38,157 --> 01:06:39,158
No.

1473
01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:42,995
Their flight
leaves in four hours.

1474
01:06:46,631 --> 01:06:49,699
Hey, Morgan, I think that we
should probably just head out.

1475
01:06:49,701 --> 01:06:52,736
The fact that we even survived
this is just dumb luck.

1476
01:06:52,738 --> 01:06:54,005
I really just wanna go home.

1477
01:06:54,007 --> 01:06:55,839
What? Why would you
wanna go home

1478
01:06:55,841 --> 01:06:57,174
in the middle of all this?

1479
01:06:57,176 --> 01:06:58,175
We're a part of this.

1480
01:06:58,177 --> 01:07:00,046
Come on, this isn't...
This isn't who we are.

1481
01:07:01,347 --> 01:07:03,249
Okay? We've done enough.

1482
01:07:04,616 --> 01:07:06,585
Can we please
just go home?

1483
01:07:08,254 --> 01:07:09,255
I'm done.

1484
01:07:10,923 --> 01:07:14,091
- Morgan, now.
- Okay. Yes. Yes.

1485
01:07:14,093 --> 01:07:16,626
That's a great idea. Hey, Seb,
why don't you drop 'em off

1486
01:07:16,628 --> 01:07:18,029
at the airport
on your way home?

1487
01:07:18,031 --> 01:07:19,930
It'll prepare you
for your next career,

1488
01:07:19,932 --> 01:07:21,200
being a SuperShuttle driver.

1489
01:07:24,737 --> 01:07:26,906
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1490
01:07:36,215 --> 01:07:37,948
Out of curiosity,

1491
01:07:37,950 --> 01:07:40,217
if we still had the drive,
what would've happened?

1492
01:07:40,219 --> 01:07:42,253
- Hypothetically?
- Yeah.

1493
01:07:42,255 --> 01:07:44,021
Uh, I'd figure out
how to de-encrypt it,

1494
01:07:44,023 --> 01:07:47,324
then see what Highland's
plans are and stop them.

1495
01:07:47,326 --> 01:07:49,262
How do you de-encrypt
something like that?

1496
01:07:50,296 --> 01:07:52,031
Why do you wanna
know all this?

1497
01:07:53,633 --> 01:07:55,034
Because the drive
is in my vagina.

1498
01:07:59,272 --> 01:08:00,539
- What?
- What?

1499
01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:02,706
I mean, look, everybody kept
saying that it was so important,

1500
01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:04,942
and I wasn't gonna flush something
that important down the toilet.

1501
01:08:04,944 --> 01:08:06,243
Why didn't you
just give it to Duffer?

1502
01:08:06,245 --> 01:08:07,878
'Cause he's an asshole.

1503
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,214
Wait, so when you said
you wanted to go home...

1504
01:08:10,216 --> 01:08:14,752
Yes, it was because I had the
flash drive in my vagina.

1505
01:08:14,754 --> 01:08:18,122
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1506
01:08:18,124 --> 01:08:20,292
- I know!
- Does it hurt? Does it not hurt?

1507
01:08:20,294 --> 01:08:21,725
You get used to it.

1508
01:08:21,727 --> 01:08:22,960
Wait, so you were lying
to that bitch

1509
01:08:22,962 --> 01:08:24,296
when she was torturing us?

1510
01:08:24,298 --> 01:08:26,131
- Yeah.
- And you lied to me?

1511
01:08:26,133 --> 01:08:27,998
You broke our sacred
bond of trust.

1512
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,000
I know, Morgan. I'm so sorry.

1513
01:08:30,002 --> 01:08:32,370
But it's okay,
'cause it was amazing!

1514
01:08:32,372 --> 01:08:35,340
I, um... Well, I don't mean to
be impolite about this but...

1515
01:08:35,342 --> 01:08:37,978
Do you think you could
access it from the...

1516
01:08:38,811 --> 01:08:40,145
Place that...

1517
01:08:40,147 --> 01:08:42,280
- In the...
- Oh, yeah.

1518
01:08:42,282 --> 01:08:44,284
- What? Here?
- Just don't look here.

1519
01:08:45,252 --> 01:08:47,452
Oh.

1520
01:08:47,454 --> 01:08:49,921
This is good. You should get it out.
'Cause the ultimate irony would be

1521
01:08:49,923 --> 01:08:52,792
if you saved the world, and then
died of toxic shock syndrome.

1522
01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:58,230
<i>♪ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes</i>

1523
01:08:58,232 --> 01:09:00,633
<i>♪ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes ♪</i>

1524
01:09:01,935 --> 01:09:03,135
- Okay.
- Oh, there it is.

1525
01:09:03,137 --> 01:09:04,702
Oh.

1526
01:09:04,704 --> 01:09:06,037
Should I put it in the...

1527
01:09:06,039 --> 01:09:08,039
- No. I'll, uh...
- Like, a tissue?

1528
01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:10,043
SEBASTIAN: No, no, no.
I'll take it. I'll take it.

1529
01:09:13,447 --> 01:09:15,180
(CHUCKLES)

1530
01:09:15,182 --> 01:09:17,315
So are you gonna use that
to get your job back?

1531
01:09:17,317 --> 01:09:19,751
People at my job
just tried to kill all of us,

1532
01:09:19,753 --> 01:09:21,486
so, to be honest, I'm not sure
who to trust anymore.

1533
01:09:21,488 --> 01:09:23,157
But thank you.

1534
01:09:23,891 --> 01:09:26,126
For trusting me.

1535
01:09:28,395 --> 01:09:30,097
Now, will you trust us?

1536
01:09:31,298 --> 01:09:33,064
To help you?

1537
01:09:33,066 --> 01:09:35,501
I mean, you're injured, so I
feel like you kind of need us.

1538
01:09:35,503 --> 01:09:38,236
I mean, we're naturals.
We're operatives.

1539
01:09:38,238 --> 01:09:40,872
We're semi-professionals at this point.
Professional. We are professional.

1540
01:09:40,874 --> 01:09:42,207
(LAUGHS)

1541
01:09:42,209 --> 01:09:43,409
(AUDREY GASPING)

1542
01:09:43,411 --> 01:09:45,511
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1543
01:09:45,513 --> 01:09:47,147
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1544
01:09:56,890 --> 01:09:58,457
AUDREY: So, um...

1545
01:09:58,459 --> 01:10:00,428
Morgan, your idea of
blending in is that outfit?

1546
01:10:01,161 --> 01:10:02,328
Yeah.

1547
01:10:02,330 --> 01:10:05,764
Do I not look
just like a French woman?

1548
01:10:05,766 --> 01:10:07,400
I look like a French woman.

1549
01:10:07,402 --> 01:10:08,936
You look like
a French curtain.

1550
01:10:09,770 --> 01:10:11,172
Yeah, 'cause I can hang.

1551
01:10:11,905 --> 01:10:13,772
- Mmm. Mmm.
- MORGAN: Mmm-hmm?

1552
01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:16,074
Something really weird
on this drive.

1553
01:10:16,076 --> 01:10:17,776
AUDREY:
Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us

1554
01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,911
are perfectly waxed
porn stars down there.

1555
01:10:19,913 --> 01:10:21,846
Some of us have stuff.

1556
01:10:21,848 --> 01:10:24,050
Oh, no, I meant
the information on it.

1557
01:10:24,052 --> 01:10:25,551
It's State Department
encryption.

1558
01:10:25,553 --> 01:10:26,787
Oh.

1559
01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:29,090
- Right.
- Figures.

1560
01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:33,292
- What do you mean?
- Meaning Highland didn't make it.

1561
01:10:33,294 --> 01:10:35,094
Your government did.

1562
01:10:35,096 --> 01:10:37,430
I can't access it.
I don't have clearance.

1563
01:10:37,432 --> 01:10:40,132
What do you mean? You're a spy.
Can't you just hack it?

1564
01:10:40,134 --> 01:10:43,169
Well, they change
the password every 24 hours.

1565
01:10:43,171 --> 01:10:45,938
Even if I had a supercomputer,
it'd take days.

1566
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:47,139
So what are you saying?

1567
01:10:47,141 --> 01:10:50,142
(SIGHS) I'm saying we can't
get onto the flash drive.

1568
01:10:50,144 --> 01:10:51,310
- What?
- There's gotta be something else

1569
01:10:51,312 --> 01:10:54,213
- we can do.
- Not unless you have access to an expert

1570
01:10:54,215 --> 01:10:55,850
in U.S. Intelligence
computer security.

1571
01:10:59,454 --> 01:11:00,788
One minute.

1572
01:11:10,298 --> 01:11:11,933
MORGAN: Um...

1573
01:11:12,467 --> 01:11:13,968
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)

1574
01:11:15,571 --> 01:11:18,037
MORGAN: Mmm-hmm.

1575
01:11:18,039 --> 01:11:20,906
(IN ENGLISH) That's all I
remember from high school French.

1576
01:11:20,908 --> 01:11:22,308
Shit. What were
the lines I had

1577
01:11:22,310 --> 01:11:24,010
in that French
student film?

1578
01:11:24,012 --> 01:11:25,380
Um... (SIGHS)

1579
01:11:26,447 --> 01:11:28,416
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)

1580
01:11:40,028 --> 01:11:41,062
(IN ENGLISH) Oh, God.

1581
01:11:44,966 --> 01:11:45,967
No?

1582
01:11:47,869 --> 01:11:51,003
I need to borrow this
for one minute.

1583
01:11:51,005 --> 01:11:52,206
I will be there.

1584
01:11:52,641 --> 01:11:54,075
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

1585
01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,177
(SCOFFS)

1586
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,514
SNOWDEN: Uh-huh. Hmm.

1587
01:12:00,516 --> 01:12:02,351
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

1588
01:12:06,888 --> 01:12:07,589
(IN ENGLISH) This is Edward.

1589
01:12:08,524 --> 01:12:11,491
Eddie. Eddie Snowden.

1590
01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:13,926
<i>It's Morgan
from Buck's Rock Camp.</i>

1591
01:12:13,928 --> 01:12:15,164
Oh, my God!

1592
01:12:15,897 --> 01:12:17,166
Morgan. Um...

1593
01:12:17,932 --> 01:12:19,466
Wow! It's been forever.

1594
01:12:19,468 --> 01:12:21,134
I, uh...

1595
01:12:21,136 --> 01:12:22,602
I sent you a bunch of emails
over the years.

1596
01:12:22,604 --> 01:12:24,904
You did? Shoot!

1597
01:12:24,906 --> 01:12:28,308
Well, that's upsetting.
I don't know where they went.

1598
01:12:28,310 --> 01:12:31,211
I thought that you might not
have your AOL account anymore.

1599
01:12:31,213 --> 01:12:33,113
Oh, yeah.
I switched to Gmail in '04.

1600
01:12:33,115 --> 01:12:35,916
Oh. Actually, I knew that.

1601
01:12:35,918 --> 01:12:38,118
Right. I guess you would.
(CHUCKLES)

1602
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:39,553
So I've been
following the news.

1603
01:12:39,555 --> 01:12:41,388
<i>Oh, my God. Eddie.</i>

1604
01:12:41,390 --> 01:12:43,123
You have to understand,
we didn't kill anybody.

1605
01:12:43,125 --> 01:12:44,224
On purpose.

1606
01:12:44,226 --> 01:12:46,360
Of course.
It's called a frame job.

1607
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:48,495
They do that. (CHUCKLES)

1608
01:12:48,497 --> 01:12:51,031
Tell me what you need, Morgan.
I'm here for you.

1609
01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:52,334
Are you near a computer?

1610
01:12:53,969 --> 01:12:55,602
Always.

1611
01:12:55,604 --> 01:12:58,574
MORGAN: A capital H.
Add sign. Lowercase U.

1612
01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:01,076
Lowercase J.

1613
01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:02,976
Percentage sign.

1614
01:13:02,978 --> 01:13:05,047
- Yes, percentage.
- MORGAN: Uppercase Y.

1615
01:13:06,448 --> 01:13:09,082
- (BEEPING)
- (AUDREY GASPS)

1616
01:13:09,084 --> 01:13:10,219
Oh, my God! That's right.

1617
01:13:10,587 --> 01:13:12,553
Okay. So?

1618
01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:13,590
What are Highland's plans?

1619
01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:17,290
These aren't
Highland's plans.

1620
01:13:17,292 --> 01:13:20,260
This drive is a back door
to the entire Internet.

1621
01:13:20,262 --> 01:13:22,965
Finances, emails.
Everyone's secrets.

1622
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,536
We need to
get out of here now.

1623
01:13:27,637 --> 01:13:29,136
We gotta go.

1624
01:13:29,138 --> 01:13:31,138
- Uh-huh.
- AUDREY: Morgan.

1625
01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:32,941
You call me
if you're ever in LA now.

1626
01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:36,278
LA's gonna be hard.

1627
01:13:41,183 --> 01:13:44,554
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

1628
01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:48,322
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

1629
01:13:48,324 --> 01:13:49,459
MAN: (MODULATED)
<i>I need to add another target.</i>

1630
01:13:50,493 --> 01:13:52,360
- Double rate.
- <i>No.</i>

1631
01:13:52,362 --> 01:13:55,363
<i>You already failed twice.
The girls are still alive.</i>

1632
01:13:55,365 --> 01:13:57,331
<i>Highland is very upset.</i>

1633
01:13:57,333 --> 01:13:58,535
(LINE DISCONNECTS)

1634
01:14:00,002 --> 01:14:01,304
Well, hello, beautiful.

1635
01:14:06,176 --> 01:14:07,508
Baby...

1636
01:14:07,510 --> 01:14:08,711
What happened
to your face?

1637
01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:12,148
(GROANS)

1638
01:14:13,149 --> 01:14:14,117
What happened to yours?

1639
01:14:23,193 --> 01:14:24,425
AUDREY: Where we goin', chief?

1640
01:14:24,427 --> 01:14:26,162
SEBASTIAN: Amsterdam.
We'll be safe there.

1641
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:28,998
Can I help you?

1642
01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:31,134
Thank you.

1643
01:14:37,373 --> 01:14:38,475
Nice boobs.

1644
01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:41,311
Thanks.

1645
01:14:44,715 --> 01:14:47,984
SEBASTIAN: <i>Remember, the best place to hide
is somewhere full of suspicious people.</i>

1646
01:14:49,452 --> 01:14:52,186
MORGAN: Oh, my God,
is this what crack smells like?

1647
01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:54,155
SEBASTIAN: Is this the couple
you saw at the gymnasium?

1648
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:55,824
Ivan and Raisa Petrenko.

1649
01:14:55,826 --> 01:14:57,726
Heads of the Highland
crime syndicate.

1650
01:14:57,728 --> 01:14:59,327
- Out of Moscow.
- Oh.

1651
01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:01,529
Oligarchs, arms dealers,
blackmailers,

1652
01:15:01,531 --> 01:15:03,364
and former gymnastic coaches.

1653
01:15:03,366 --> 01:15:07,569
And this is their trained
assassin and former student.

1654
01:15:07,571 --> 01:15:09,538
- Not a fan.
- (TV PLAYING)

1655
01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:11,607
You guys. Audrey, come here.
It's us. We're on the news.

1656
01:15:11,609 --> 01:15:13,207
<i>Thought to be part of
a bigger terrorist plot...</i>

1657
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:14,476
MORGAN: We're on TV.

1658
01:15:14,478 --> 01:15:16,545
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- It's happening.

1659
01:15:16,547 --> 01:15:17,579
<i>...the women were allegedly
involved in the murder</i>

1660
01:15:17,581 --> 01:15:19,180
<i>of a local ophthalmologist,</i>

1661
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:22,250
<i>which may have had
a sexual motive.</i>

1662
01:15:22,252 --> 01:15:24,419
Sexual motive?
Yeah. He wishes.

1663
01:15:24,421 --> 01:15:26,355
<i>The FBI has
released transcripts</i>

1664
01:15:26,357 --> 01:15:28,423
<i>of Facebook messages
between the suspects.</i>

1665
01:15:28,425 --> 01:15:31,293
Oh, shit, Morgan.
It's our chats.

1666
01:15:31,295 --> 01:15:35,297
"I just wish he would die.
Is that too much to ask?"

1667
01:15:35,299 --> 01:15:36,698
(SIGHS)

1668
01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:40,101
"Just for someone to expletive
murder him," said Audrey Stockman

1669
01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:41,303
Oh, my God.

1670
01:15:41,305 --> 01:15:46,208
<i>Then, "Do you want me
to murder him? I totally will.</i>

1671
01:15:46,210 --> 01:15:48,210
<i>"That's what friends are for.</i>

1672
01:15:48,212 --> 01:15:52,550
<i>"Music note emoji. Music note
emoji." Replied Morgan Freeman.</i>

1673
01:15:54,451 --> 01:15:55,686
Your name is Morgan Freeman.

1674
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:57,853
I just put that together.

1675
01:15:57,855 --> 01:16:01,390
Yeah. I can always get
a reservation wherever I want.

1676
01:16:01,392 --> 01:16:03,258
<i>Honestly, I just don't believe</i>

1677
01:16:03,260 --> 01:16:05,594
- <i>that Audrey would ever do this.</i>
- AUDREY: Oh.

1678
01:16:05,596 --> 01:16:07,896
- <i>She's just not that kind of person.</i>
- Wow, okay.

1679
01:16:07,898 --> 01:16:10,265
<i>You know. She's not
that sophisticated.</i>

1680
01:16:10,267 --> 01:16:11,800
<i>I mean, she's 30 years old,</i>

1681
01:16:11,802 --> 01:16:15,170
<i>and she doesn't even
have a bed frame, so...</i>

1682
01:16:15,172 --> 01:16:17,339
- (SIGHS)
- Box spring counts. A box spring counts.

1683
01:16:17,341 --> 01:16:18,607
- (AUDREY GROANS)
- We've talked about this.

1684
01:16:18,609 --> 01:16:20,242
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1685
01:16:20,244 --> 01:16:21,545
(GASPS)

1686
01:16:28,686 --> 01:16:29,788
Americans? (CHUCKLES)

1687
01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:36,893
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHEERING)

1688
01:16:36,895 --> 01:16:37,696
AUDREY: Hey.

1689
01:16:38,295 --> 01:16:39,296
Hi.

1690
01:16:48,205 --> 01:16:50,742
I hope you're not upset about
what that girl said on the news.

1691
01:16:52,309 --> 01:16:55,477
Oh, well,
I'm not that surprised.

1692
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:57,279
It's not like
I've done anything

1693
01:16:57,281 --> 01:16:59,515
that impressive with my life.

1694
01:16:59,517 --> 01:17:01,884
I've seen you
do some impressive things.

1695
01:17:01,886 --> 01:17:03,553
You were a great shot
in the cafe.

1696
01:17:03,555 --> 01:17:06,723
You switched
the trophies on me.

1697
01:17:06,725 --> 01:17:08,891
You didn't break
when you were being tortured.

1698
01:17:08,893 --> 01:17:11,630
Plus you had the foresight
to stick that thing up your...

1699
01:17:12,697 --> 01:17:14,262
(STAMMERS)

1700
01:17:14,264 --> 01:17:15,331
...thing.

1701
01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:16,635
(CHUCKLES)

1702
01:17:18,703 --> 01:17:20,670
You know, I'm impressed
with you too.

1703
01:17:20,672 --> 01:17:22,505
You risked
your whole life for me.

1704
01:17:22,507 --> 01:17:24,540
Not many people
would have done that.

1705
01:17:24,542 --> 01:17:26,544
Including (CLICKS TONGUE)
my ex-boyfriend.

1706
01:17:28,947 --> 01:17:30,147
Yeah, about that.

1707
01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:32,717
I wanna clear something up.

1708
01:17:34,319 --> 01:17:36,554
You weren't just a cover
for Drew. That much I know.

1709
01:17:37,822 --> 01:17:38,623
How?

1710
01:17:40,225 --> 01:17:42,759
I was there the night
you two met. At your birthday.

1711
01:17:42,761 --> 01:17:43,860
What? At the bar?

1712
01:17:43,862 --> 01:17:45,828
Outside,
in the surveillance van.

1713
01:17:45,830 --> 01:17:47,397
Drew was in the bar
to take out a target.

1714
01:17:47,399 --> 01:17:48,800
- Wait, who?
- The bartender.

1715
01:17:49,668 --> 01:17:50,935
He was a recruiter for ISIS.

1716
01:17:55,007 --> 01:17:56,875
Craft bourbon cocktail
with tobacco bitters

1717
01:17:58,710 --> 01:17:59,678
and rhubarb zest.

1718
01:18:08,420 --> 01:18:09,654
Can you identify him
as the target?

1719
01:18:16,594 --> 01:18:18,261
- Oops, I'm sorry.
- Oh, sorry!

1720
01:18:18,263 --> 01:18:19,328
DREW: <i>Happy birthday.</i>

1721
01:18:19,330 --> 01:18:21,631
No. Do not get distracted.

1722
01:18:21,633 --> 01:18:23,700
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- <i>It's not my birthday.</i>

1723
01:18:23,702 --> 01:18:24,902
- <i>Oh.</i>
- <i>I, um...</i> (CLICKS TONGUE)

1724
01:18:24,904 --> 01:18:27,270
<i>I just kind of wear it
for warmth.</i>

1725
01:18:27,272 --> 01:18:28,604
- DREW: <i>Well, if it was your birthday...</i>
- (CHUCKLES) She's funny.

1726
01:18:28,606 --> 01:18:30,306
<i>I would say "Happy birthday."</i>

1727
01:18:30,308 --> 01:18:31,911
Thayer, get away
from her now.

1728
01:18:33,813 --> 01:18:35,547
In our line of work,
being with someone,

1729
01:18:36,749 --> 01:18:37,750
caring about them,

1730
01:18:39,284 --> 01:18:41,317
it makes our job harder.

1731
01:18:41,319 --> 01:18:43,723
So if Drew was trying
with you, then...

1732
01:18:45,524 --> 01:18:46,926
That was real.

1733
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:50,393
And not that you
asked my opinion,

1734
01:18:50,395 --> 01:18:52,295
but the worst song
on that jukebox is

1735
01:18:52,297 --> 01:18:53,466
<i>Your Body Is a Wonderland.</i>

1736
01:18:53,999 --> 01:18:54,934
No question.

1737
01:18:56,068 --> 01:18:57,568
Oh, my God! What?

1738
01:18:57,570 --> 01:19:00,003
What? No way!
Absolutely not. No.

1739
01:19:00,005 --> 01:19:02,773
(LAUGHING)

1740
01:19:02,775 --> 01:19:04,475
Um, I lost my virginity
to that song.

1741
01:19:04,477 --> 01:19:06,443
- What?
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

1742
01:19:06,445 --> 01:19:08,447
To who? The cheesiest
person in the world?

1743
01:19:08,814 --> 01:19:10,248
Oh!

1744
01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:13,650
Oh, hey, guys.

1745
01:19:13,652 --> 01:19:16,589
Uh, rookworst, am I right?

1746
01:19:17,490 --> 01:19:19,892
(MAN GROANING)

1747
01:19:21,460 --> 01:19:22,993
(MAN DEFECATING)

1748
01:19:22,995 --> 01:19:25,664
(LAUGHS) It always works.
It's actually kind of funny.

1749
01:19:28,501 --> 01:19:29,600
(MUFFLED) Audrey!

1750
01:19:29,602 --> 01:19:30,868
AUDREY: Oh, my God! Morgan.

1751
01:19:30,870 --> 01:19:31,837
She talks too much.

1752
01:19:33,038 --> 01:19:34,340
Duffer.

1753
01:19:35,341 --> 01:19:37,441
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1754
01:19:37,443 --> 01:19:38,709
Jesus!

1755
01:19:38,711 --> 01:19:39,977
Oh, my God!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1756
01:19:39,979 --> 01:19:41,945
Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Move! Move!

1757
01:19:41,947 --> 01:19:42,946
(GROANS)

1758
01:19:42,948 --> 01:19:44,681
Hands up.

1759
01:19:44,683 --> 01:19:45,984
- AUDREY: Okay.
- That's both hands, cripple.

1760
01:19:45,986 --> 01:19:47,484
(GROANS)

1761
01:19:47,486 --> 01:19:49,053
DUFFER: Come on, Seb. Higher.

1762
01:19:49,055 --> 01:19:50,487
(PANTING)

1763
01:19:50,489 --> 01:19:52,356
Just because I can.

1764
01:19:52,358 --> 01:19:54,525
What's this about,
Duffer? Revenge?

1765
01:19:54,527 --> 01:19:55,894
I was suspended. You won.

1766
01:19:55,896 --> 01:19:57,496
Come on, man. I know I won.

1767
01:19:58,865 --> 01:20:00,833
I'm just here for this.

1768
01:20:02,368 --> 01:20:05,769
Of course, now I have a few
loose ends to tie up.

1769
01:20:05,771 --> 01:20:07,404
- (MUFFLED SHOUTING)
- Hey! Hey!

1770
01:20:07,406 --> 01:20:10,141
Okay! He has nothing
to do with this, okay?

1771
01:20:10,143 --> 01:20:12,143
I promise you this is
just Morgan and me.

1772
01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:13,778
Why don't you
go back to the CIA,

1773
01:20:13,780 --> 01:20:15,980
- and tell them that?
- DUFFER: Jesus!

1774
01:20:15,982 --> 01:20:17,782
You don't know
that I'm the bad guy?

1775
01:20:17,784 --> 01:20:18,850
What?

1776
01:20:18,852 --> 01:20:20,718
He's not here
on CIA business.

1777
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:22,452
He's working for Highland now.

1778
01:20:22,454 --> 01:20:24,488
You have no idea
how much the Chinese mafia's

1779
01:20:24,490 --> 01:20:25,857
willing to pay for this.

1780
01:20:25,859 --> 01:20:28,660
Or the Russian mafia.
Multiple mafias want this.

1781
01:20:28,662 --> 01:20:29,861
And, on that note,

1782
01:20:29,863 --> 01:20:32,063
I'll finish you all off
and be on my way.

1783
01:20:32,065 --> 01:20:34,833
As much fun as it's been
watching you fucktards play

1784
01:20:34,835 --> 01:20:36,269
<i>Tinker Tailor Stoner Spy.</i>

1785
01:20:40,140 --> 01:20:42,473
(MUFFLED GRUNT)

1786
01:20:42,475 --> 01:20:44,943
- (GASPS) Okay, I got it.
- That's a joke, Audrey.

1787
01:20:44,945 --> 01:20:46,678
It's funny, because I'm funny. You
know what? It doesn't matter.

1788
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:48,746
Because there's one thing
that's mightier than the pen,

1789
01:20:48,748 --> 01:20:50,548
and it's called
a fucking handgun!

1790
01:20:50,550 --> 01:20:52,917
- Oh, my God!
- So, for heckling me, Audrey...

1791
01:20:52,919 --> 01:20:54,185
Oh, my God. Please don't do this.
Please don't do this.

1792
01:20:54,187 --> 01:20:55,653
Duffer, don't do this.

1793
01:20:55,655 --> 01:20:57,055
- You die first.
- SEBASTIAN: Duffer!

1794
01:20:57,057 --> 01:20:57,991
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1795
01:20:58,725 --> 01:21:00,124
(SCREAMING)

1796
01:21:00,126 --> 01:21:01,094
(NECK SNAPS)

1797
01:21:02,762 --> 01:21:04,729
Oh.

1798
01:21:04,731 --> 01:21:08,068
This man, he want
to rob from us, right?

1799
01:21:11,705 --> 01:21:13,872
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
Yes. Absolutely.

1800
01:21:13,874 --> 01:21:15,909
- MORGAN: Oh, my God! Really, it's scary.
- Yes.

1801
01:21:22,482 --> 01:21:23,882
AUDREY: How did he find us?

1802
01:21:23,884 --> 01:21:25,785
SEBASTIAN: I don't know.
We took every precaution.

1803
01:21:27,121 --> 01:21:28,087
We only used cash.

1804
01:21:28,089 --> 01:21:29,389
No phones.

1805
01:21:32,893 --> 01:21:33,958
Morgan.

1806
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:34,794
Hmm?

1807
01:21:35,595 --> 01:21:37,464
Did you call
your parents again?

1808
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,932
Yes. I had to.

1809
01:21:40,934 --> 01:21:42,734
My father was gonna think
that I was dead

1810
01:21:42,736 --> 01:21:43,801
if he found out about Roger.

1811
01:21:43,803 --> 01:21:46,738
So I went to a souvenir shop,
I got a burner phone.

1812
01:21:46,740 --> 01:21:48,974
I picked it up. One second,
"Hi, I'm alive."

1813
01:21:48,976 --> 01:21:50,976
And then I threw it
in the dumpster.

1814
01:21:50,978 --> 01:21:52,912
They can't trace a call
if it's less than two minutes.

1815
01:21:52,914 --> 01:21:55,080
- That's not a thing anymore.
- That's not a thing!

1816
01:21:55,082 --> 01:21:56,614
Well, I know that now.

1817
01:21:56,616 --> 01:21:58,683
- Ugh...
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

1818
01:21:58,685 --> 01:22:00,585
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
He's coming back to life.

1819
01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:01,789
He's reanimating.

1820
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:09,194
Okay, it's a phone.
That makes more sense.

1821
01:22:09,196 --> 01:22:10,996
It needs a thumbprint.

1822
01:22:10,998 --> 01:22:12,831
- There's the thumb.
- Seriously?

1823
01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:14,434
I'm standing,
so I can't do it.

1824
01:22:15,169 --> 01:22:16,103
Oh, my God.

1825
01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:19,472
AUDREY: Ugh.

1826
01:22:21,008 --> 01:22:23,108
It says, "Text me
when you get the package."

1827
01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:24,710
Um...

1828
01:22:24,712 --> 01:22:28,047
Tell him we have the package,
and ask where the drop is.

1829
01:22:28,049 --> 01:22:30,582
Oh, shit.
It's locked again. Hold on.

1830
01:22:30,584 --> 01:22:32,851
- (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
- Oh, oh.

1831
01:22:32,853 --> 01:22:35,087
He said, "Bring it
to Operation Albrecht."

1832
01:22:35,089 --> 01:22:36,755
- Okay.
- What's Operation Albrecht?

1833
01:22:36,757 --> 01:22:37,925
I'm checking his emails.

1834
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:40,993
Ah.

1835
01:22:40,995 --> 01:22:43,963
He's been communicating with
someone named Hunter Pierce.

1836
01:22:43,965 --> 01:22:45,130
So a gay porn star.

1837
01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:47,166
- (AUDREY CHUCKLES)
- Uh...

1838
01:22:47,168 --> 01:22:49,802
Highland was planning
to buy the drive from Duffer.

1839
01:22:49,804 --> 01:22:51,472
They called it
Operation Albrecht.

1840
01:22:52,239 --> 01:22:54,006
It's going down
tomorrow night.

1841
01:22:54,008 --> 01:22:56,909
There's a gala in Berlin
at the Museum of Technology.

1842
01:22:56,911 --> 01:22:59,814
Text him back and say we'll
meet them there with the drive.

1843
01:23:02,183 --> 01:23:04,850
The phone is locked again.
I need the thumbprint.

1844
01:23:04,852 --> 01:23:06,552
You know what? Forget it.

1845
01:23:06,554 --> 01:23:08,223
(AUDREY INHALES SHARPLY)

1846
01:23:09,790 --> 01:23:11,123
- Okay.
- Oh, the thumb! Yes!

1847
01:23:11,125 --> 01:23:12,127
Audrey...

1848
01:23:14,695 --> 01:23:17,029
(MORGAN GAGGING)
Oh, my God!

1849
01:23:17,031 --> 01:23:17,665
(GAGS)

1850
01:23:20,634 --> 01:23:21,569
- (AUDREY GRUNTS)
- (BONE SNAPS)

1851
01:23:25,307 --> 01:23:26,739
Thumbs up.

1852
01:23:26,741 --> 01:23:27,742
- Go.
- (GRUNTS)

1853
01:23:32,180 --> 01:23:34,680
SEBASTIAN: So here's the plan.
We go to Berlin.

1854
01:23:34,682 --> 01:23:36,815
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1855
01:23:36,817 --> 01:23:38,918
AUDREY: <i>Wait, we're gonna walk
right into this gala?</i>

1856
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:41,754
SEBASTIAN: <i>No. We pose as
two people on the guest list.</i>

1857
01:23:41,756 --> 01:23:43,890
<i>The Canadian ambassador
and his wife.</i>

1858
01:23:43,892 --> 01:23:45,791
AUDREY: <i>Uh, won't people know
what they look like?</i>

1859
01:23:45,793 --> 01:23:46,926
SEBASTIAN: (CHUCKLES) <i>No.</i>

1860
01:23:46,928 --> 01:23:48,995
<i>No one ever remembers
what Canadians look like.</i>

1861
01:23:48,997 --> 01:23:50,832
<i>They land at Tegel Airport
at 2:00 p.m.</i>

1862
01:23:51,766 --> 01:23:53,266
MORGAN: <i>Can I do an accent?</i>

1863
01:23:53,268 --> 01:23:54,968
- SEBASTIAN: <i>Please don't.
- I know what I'm gonna do.</i>

1864
01:23:54,970 --> 01:23:57,237
(IN COCKNEY ACCENT)
Hiya! Is you the Mullicays?

1865
01:23:57,239 --> 01:23:58,206
Perfect. I'm Bill.

1866
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:01,074
I know what you're thinking.

1867
01:24:01,076 --> 01:24:02,842
How'd a bloke
from the East End

1868
01:24:02,844 --> 01:24:04,610
get all the way
to Berlin, Germany?

1869
01:24:04,612 --> 01:24:07,313
Well, I will tell you
on the way to the car.

1870
01:24:07,315 --> 01:24:10,750
I said, "What are you
doing here, Queen?"

1871
01:24:10,752 --> 01:24:13,653
She said, "I was
bored up in that castle.

1872
01:24:13,655 --> 01:24:14,890
"I had to get out."

1873
01:24:19,661 --> 01:24:21,263
Okay, let's drive then.

1874
01:24:22,130 --> 01:24:23,663
(THUDDING)

1875
01:24:23,665 --> 01:24:25,965
No! We're being robbed.

1876
01:24:25,967 --> 01:24:27,834
- No! Not again.
- (BOTH SCREAMING)

1877
01:24:27,836 --> 01:24:31,071
- Sorry.
- MORGAN: Please, no. I've a little girl at home.

1878
01:24:31,073 --> 01:24:33,139
- Okay. We gotta go!
- Me wife is dead.

1879
01:24:33,141 --> 01:24:35,108
- Go. Get out. They're asleep!
- She needs a new kidney.

1880
01:24:35,110 --> 01:24:37,612
- Morgan, no, let's just...
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) I came up with a story.

1881
01:24:41,917 --> 01:24:42,951
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)

1882
01:24:46,121 --> 01:24:47,923
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1883
01:24:50,259 --> 01:24:51,893
(TRAIN HORN HONKING)

1884
01:24:54,663 --> 01:24:56,798
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1885
01:25:04,673 --> 01:25:07,141
AUDREY: I hope I look like
the Canadian ambassador's wife.

1886
01:25:07,143 --> 01:25:09,310
I hope I look like Chris
Kirkpatrick from NSYNC.

1887
01:25:09,312 --> 01:25:11,711
- Am I done?
- MORGAN: Yeah. You're good.

1888
01:25:11,713 --> 01:25:13,080
I just think if one of us is
changing her look,

1889
01:25:13,082 --> 01:25:14,714
then the other
should change her look

1890
01:25:14,716 --> 01:25:15,782
for disguise reasons.

1891
01:25:15,784 --> 01:25:18,887
Like, you're about to look
like Amanda Mullicay.

1892
01:25:19,821 --> 01:25:21,090
And I'm about to look like...

1893
01:25:22,691 --> 01:25:25,259
Shit. I'm about
to look like you.

1894
01:25:25,261 --> 01:25:27,328
Not that it's a bad look.
It's just we switched places,

1895
01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:29,930
so if they're looking
for a blonde and a brunette,

1896
01:25:29,932 --> 01:25:31,731
then we're still gonna be
a blonde and a brunette.

1897
01:25:31,733 --> 01:25:32,933
Oh, we fucked up.

1898
01:25:32,935 --> 01:25:35,035
I hope this isn't
what gets us killed tonight.

1899
01:25:35,037 --> 01:25:38,472
No. Hey, we're
not gonna die tonight.

1900
01:25:38,474 --> 01:25:40,276
You're right, we're not.
But if we do...

1901
01:25:41,444 --> 01:25:43,777
- We're not, but if we do...
- Oh, my God.

1902
01:25:43,779 --> 01:25:46,380
I know a lot of horrific stuff
has happened this week,

1903
01:25:46,382 --> 01:25:47,682
but, um...

1904
01:25:49,051 --> 01:25:50,720
It has been
the best week of my life.

1905
01:25:52,188 --> 01:25:54,989
- Really?
- Yeah, just being out here, like,

1906
01:25:54,991 --> 01:25:58,225
on this adventure, with you,

1907
01:25:58,227 --> 01:26:01,028
doing the right thing,
and nobody's judging me...

1908
01:26:01,030 --> 01:26:02,165
I don't know.

1909
01:26:03,299 --> 01:26:04,700
Do you normally feel judged?

1910
01:26:05,768 --> 01:26:06,934
You know that thing
that Drew said to me

1911
01:26:06,936 --> 01:26:08,969
about me being a little much?

1912
01:26:08,971 --> 01:26:11,238
It's not the first time
I've heard that.

1913
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:13,140
You're not "a little much."

1914
01:26:13,142 --> 01:26:15,409
I am. I am "a little much."
I'm a lot much.

1915
01:26:15,411 --> 01:26:17,512
No, you're not.

1916
01:26:17,514 --> 01:26:18,846
The only people
who don't think so

1917
01:26:18,848 --> 01:26:20,047
are you and my parents.

1918
01:26:20,049 --> 01:26:21,884
That's 'cause
everyone else is boring.

1919
01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:26,388
(CRYING)

1920
01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:27,190
Sorry.

1921
01:26:29,493 --> 01:26:31,225
I'm so proud of you.

1922
01:26:31,227 --> 01:26:32,527
Honey, I'm proud of you.

1923
01:26:32,529 --> 01:26:34,063
(BOTH SNIFFLING)

1924
01:26:34,931 --> 01:26:35,932
Oh, my God.

1925
01:26:38,935 --> 01:26:40,368
- MORGAN: So, don't...
- AUDREY: Don't die, okay?

1926
01:26:40,370 --> 01:26:42,437
MORGAN: Please don't die,
because then I would die,

1927
01:26:42,439 --> 01:26:45,273
and then we would both be dead,
and that would be a waste.

1928
01:26:45,275 --> 01:26:48,177
(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1929
01:27:00,056 --> 01:27:02,424
Morgan.
Are you in position?

1930
01:27:02,426 --> 01:27:04,125
Yeah, I was born in position.

1931
01:27:04,127 --> 01:27:06,194
Yes, everyone's
born in position.

1932
01:27:06,196 --> 01:27:08,363
That's why they call it
the fetal position.

1933
01:27:08,365 --> 01:27:09,930
Right. Yeah, I just got that.

1934
01:27:09,932 --> 01:27:11,433
(CHUCKLES)

1935
01:27:11,435 --> 01:27:14,336
- Amanda.
- Ethan.

1936
01:27:14,338 --> 01:27:17,007
Just act natural.
Just another normal night.

1937
01:27:18,808 --> 01:27:20,108
Yeah.

1938
01:27:20,110 --> 01:27:21,309
MORGAN: <i>Performing with
Cirque du Soleil</i>

1939
01:27:21,311 --> 01:27:23,178
<i>is actually a top three
dream of mine.</i>

1940
01:27:23,180 --> 01:27:24,279
I'm highly prepared
for this mission.

1941
01:27:24,281 --> 01:27:27,415
I was a C.I.T. in Acrobatics
and Clowning at camp.

1942
01:27:27,417 --> 01:27:29,417
It was competitive
and I excelled.

1943
01:27:29,419 --> 01:27:31,586
Once again, Morgan, you're not
performing with the troupe.

1944
01:27:31,588 --> 01:27:34,589
Your job is to stay backstage
and watch the surveillance.

1945
01:27:34,591 --> 01:27:36,091
<i>We need to locate the buyer.</i>

1946
01:27:36,093 --> 01:27:37,361
Okay. But... But...

1947
01:27:38,595 --> 01:27:40,962
Not just for one song?

1948
01:27:40,964 --> 01:27:42,097
- SEBASTIAN: <i>No.</i>
- I hear you.

1949
01:27:42,099 --> 01:27:44,165
But wouldn't I be better able
to identify the mark

1950
01:27:44,167 --> 01:27:46,134
if I was spinning around on
that silver spinning thingy?

1951
01:27:46,136 --> 01:27:47,469
- SEBASTIAN: <i>No.</i>
- Copy that.

1952
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:49,104
But what if
I was on the trapeze?

1953
01:27:49,106 --> 01:27:51,039
In which I am trained.

1954
01:27:51,041 --> 01:27:52,841
- No.
- <i>Affirmative.</i>

1955
01:27:52,843 --> 01:27:53,777
Mongoose standing down.

1956
01:27:54,945 --> 01:27:56,113
(GRUNTS)

1957
01:27:56,380 --> 01:27:57,846
Hey!

1958
01:27:57,848 --> 01:28:00,250
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1959
01:28:04,021 --> 01:28:05,253
PERFORMERS: Hey!

1960
01:28:05,255 --> 01:28:08,624
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1961
01:28:08,626 --> 01:28:11,126
MORGAN: <i>You guys, you guys,
I see someone suspicious.</i>

1962
01:28:11,128 --> 01:28:13,862
Okay. Stay calm.

1963
01:28:13,864 --> 01:28:16,164
- <i>Can you describe them?</i>
- Okay.

1964
01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:18,233
He's got an insane
twirly mustache.

1965
01:28:18,235 --> 01:28:19,901
<i>He's got the big bushy
scary eyebrows.</i>

1966
01:28:19,903 --> 01:28:21,004
And... (SCOFFS)

1967
01:28:22,172 --> 01:28:24,340
Yep. Yep.
He's holding a bag of money.

1968
01:28:24,342 --> 01:28:26,509
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
we have our buyer.</i>

1969
01:28:26,511 --> 01:28:28,311
Yeah, I think that guy's
part of the show.

1970
01:28:28,313 --> 01:28:30,178
Yeah, Morgan, I don't think
an actual bad guy

1971
01:28:30,180 --> 01:28:32,013
would look like
an evil Mr. Monopoly.

1972
01:28:32,015 --> 01:28:33,349
MORGAN: <i>I don't know.</i>

1973
01:28:33,351 --> 01:28:35,484
I gotta go with my gut
on this. I'm sorry.

1974
01:28:35,486 --> 01:28:37,422
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1975
01:28:38,489 --> 01:28:39,524
Oh.

1976
01:28:52,002 --> 01:28:54,936
(ALL CHEERING)

1977
01:28:54,938 --> 01:28:57,173
And I was mistaken.
He is a part of the show.

1978
01:28:57,175 --> 01:28:59,277
I repeat,
he is a part of the show.

1979
01:29:00,511 --> 01:29:03,112
- PERFORMER: Oh!
- (ALL LAUGHING)

1980
01:29:03,114 --> 01:29:04,946
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1981
01:29:04,948 --> 01:29:06,115
(GASPS)

1982
01:29:06,117 --> 01:29:08,484
- What?
- That's Tom and Marsha.

1983
01:29:08,486 --> 01:29:10,621
Drew's fake parents.
Or whoever they are.

1984
01:29:17,962 --> 01:29:20,229
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1985
01:29:20,231 --> 01:29:23,065
Morgan, get backstage.
I've been blown.

1986
01:29:23,067 --> 01:29:24,202
(MORGAN GIGGLES)

1987
01:29:25,503 --> 01:29:26,371
Who has blown you?

1988
01:29:27,238 --> 01:29:28,571
Morgan, it's not funny.

1989
01:29:28,573 --> 01:29:32,074
<i>I agree. There's nothing funny
about you being blown.</i> (GIGGLING)

1990
01:29:32,076 --> 01:29:33,376
SEBASTIAN:
<i>Okay. You two, stay together</i>

1991
01:29:33,378 --> 01:29:34,577
and in plain sight
until I get back.

1992
01:29:34,579 --> 01:29:36,314
You, uh... You put the drive
somewhere safe?

1993
01:29:37,248 --> 01:29:38,614
Very safe.

1994
01:29:38,616 --> 01:29:40,218
Is it the same place
as last time?

1995
01:29:40,585 --> 01:29:41,986
You'll see.

1996
01:29:43,955 --> 01:29:45,490
I don't actually mean,
like, you'll see.

1997
01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:48,124
- Please just go.
- Yeah.

1998
01:29:48,126 --> 01:29:49,225
Okay.

1999
01:29:49,227 --> 01:29:51,329
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

2000
01:30:02,306 --> 01:30:04,073
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

2001
01:30:04,075 --> 01:30:05,176
(IN ENGLISH)
No smoking, sir.

2002
01:30:05,511 --> 01:30:07,076
Oh.

2003
01:30:07,078 --> 01:30:08,946
I'm sorry.
Awful habit, I know.

2004
01:30:10,549 --> 01:30:12,148
- You want one?
- I don't smoke, sir.

2005
01:30:12,150 --> 01:30:13,249
Yeah, neither do I.

2006
01:30:13,251 --> 01:30:14,986
(GROANING)

2007
01:30:28,634 --> 01:30:29,934
(GROANS)

2008
01:30:30,636 --> 01:30:32,538
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

2009
01:30:36,575 --> 01:30:37,376
AUDREY: Sebastian...

2010
01:30:39,110 --> 01:30:40,279
Sebastian, you got a text.

2011
01:30:44,048 --> 01:30:45,384
Sebastian, is everything okay?

2012
01:31:16,348 --> 01:31:18,148
Morgan, Sebastian's
not responding.

2013
01:31:18,150 --> 01:31:19,817
MORGAN: <i>Oh, my God!
That's really bad.</i>

2014
01:31:19,819 --> 01:31:22,185
Or not. I don't wanna scare
you. Could mean anything.

2015
01:31:22,187 --> 01:31:24,421
The buyer texted me.
I have to go meet him.

2016
01:31:24,423 --> 01:31:26,590
- Or her.
- <i>Thank you. I was gonna say,</i>

2017
01:31:26,592 --> 01:31:28,425
women can be terrorists too.

2018
01:31:28,427 --> 01:31:30,360
<i>We can do anything
we put our minds to.</i>

2019
01:31:30,362 --> 01:31:31,394
Can you see if you can
get eyes on Sebastian?

2020
01:31:31,396 --> 01:31:32,663
He couldn't have gotten far.

2021
01:31:32,665 --> 01:31:33,700
Okay.

2022
01:31:36,201 --> 01:31:37,467
Yeah. In that case,

2023
01:31:37,469 --> 01:31:39,369
I am gonna climb
the ladder. I know...

2024
01:31:39,371 --> 01:31:40,771
(STATIC)

2025
01:31:40,773 --> 01:31:41,906
Morgan?

2026
01:31:41,908 --> 01:31:44,609
...trapeze platform really
is the best vantage point.

2027
01:31:44,611 --> 01:31:46,243
Morgan!

2028
01:31:46,245 --> 01:31:47,379
(SIGHS) Oh, my God.

2029
01:32:03,095 --> 01:32:04,397
- (GUN COCKS)
- (GASPS)

2030
01:32:06,799 --> 01:32:08,033
Audrey. Oh, my God!

2031
01:32:08,468 --> 01:32:09,669
What the fuck?

2032
01:32:11,371 --> 01:32:12,539
Okay.

2033
01:32:13,706 --> 01:32:14,839
Okay.

2034
01:32:14,841 --> 01:32:17,140
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

2035
01:32:17,142 --> 01:32:19,243
Audrey, the goldfinch
has reached

2036
01:32:19,245 --> 01:32:21,111
her very precarious perch.

2037
01:32:21,113 --> 01:32:22,880
I think I'm about,
I don't know,

2038
01:32:22,882 --> 01:32:24,517
2,000 feet off the ground.

2039
01:32:25,652 --> 01:32:26,653
Huh.

2040
01:32:30,490 --> 01:32:31,491
No.

2041
01:32:31,758 --> 01:32:33,426
(MORGAN GASPS)

2042
01:32:38,298 --> 01:32:40,433
Okay. I'm gonna go. Wait.

2043
01:32:41,434 --> 01:32:42,602
What? Excuse me.

2044
01:32:43,336 --> 01:32:44,504
Give me the ladder.

2045
01:32:45,405 --> 01:32:46,470
Fuck me.

2046
01:32:46,472 --> 01:32:48,673
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

2047
01:32:48,675 --> 01:32:50,908
- Drew, you're supposed to be dead.
- Dead. Yeah.

2048
01:32:50,910 --> 01:32:53,311
I was right on the edge.

2049
01:32:53,313 --> 01:32:55,682
But the idea of you being
out there kept me alive.

2050
01:32:56,917 --> 01:32:58,251
I'm here to save you.

2051
01:32:59,352 --> 01:33:01,452
- Me?
- And to stop Henshaw.

2052
01:33:01,454 --> 01:33:03,623
What? Sebastian?
No, he's helping us.

2053
01:33:04,624 --> 01:33:06,459
Audrey, do you know
about Highland?

2054
01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:09,460
Yeah.

2055
01:33:09,462 --> 01:33:10,697
Sebastian works for Highland.

2056
01:33:13,266 --> 01:33:14,632
No. That's not possible.

2057
01:33:14,634 --> 01:33:16,367
Why would he come
and risk his life?

2058
01:33:16,369 --> 01:33:17,668
Why would he get fired?

2059
01:33:17,670 --> 01:33:19,203
What did he tell you?
Did he tell you

2060
01:33:19,205 --> 01:33:21,272
you're here to find
a buyer for the drive?

2061
01:33:21,274 --> 01:33:23,207
You're just here
so he can kill me.

2062
01:33:23,209 --> 01:33:25,278
He was using you
as bait to find me.

2063
01:33:26,379 --> 01:33:27,781
He knew that
I'd come back for you.

2064
01:33:28,949 --> 01:33:30,516
That I'd never
let him hurt you.

2065
01:33:31,785 --> 01:33:32,586
And now, here I am.

2066
01:33:33,954 --> 01:33:35,854
Yeah.

2067
01:33:35,856 --> 01:33:37,856
Audrey, I have some bad news.

2068
01:33:37,858 --> 01:33:40,525
Nadedja is still alive,

2069
01:33:40,527 --> 01:33:42,928
and she is on the other
trapeze platform

2070
01:33:42,930 --> 01:33:44,496
right now.

2071
01:33:44,498 --> 01:33:45,897
She might have a bomb on her.
I don't know.

2072
01:33:45,899 --> 01:33:48,232
Maybe this is one
of the terrorist attacks.

2073
01:33:48,234 --> 01:33:49,166
That doesn't really
make any sense.

2074
01:33:49,168 --> 01:33:51,335
She doesn't seem
like a suicide bomber.

2075
01:33:51,337 --> 01:33:53,572
That girl has
high self-esteem.

2076
01:33:53,574 --> 01:33:54,775
She's so full of herself.

2077
01:33:57,344 --> 01:33:59,511
The point is, Audrey,
I'm looking at her,

2078
01:33:59,513 --> 01:34:01,980
and she definitely
does wanna kill me.

2079
01:34:01,982 --> 01:34:03,849
And then she's gonna
come after you.

2080
01:34:03,851 --> 01:34:06,251
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

2081
01:34:06,253 --> 01:34:08,722
So I think I gotta fix this.

2082
01:34:09,690 --> 01:34:12,658
(EXCITED CHATTERING)

2083
01:34:12,660 --> 01:34:14,528
- (NECK CRACKS)
- MORGAN: I can do this.

2084
01:34:15,362 --> 01:34:17,262
Remember your training

2085
01:34:17,264 --> 01:34:18,565
from the New Jersey
Circus Center.

2086
01:34:21,468 --> 01:34:22,703
(NADEDJA YELLING)

2087
01:34:24,238 --> 01:34:25,539
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2088
01:34:29,309 --> 01:34:30,876
(YELLING)

2089
01:34:30,878 --> 01:34:33,647
(AUDIENCE GASPING)

2090
01:34:34,581 --> 01:34:36,684
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2091
01:34:39,253 --> 01:34:40,354
(AUDIENCE GASPING)

2092
01:34:50,798 --> 01:34:54,033
(SCREAMING)

2093
01:34:54,035 --> 01:34:56,601
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2094
01:34:56,603 --> 01:34:58,871
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

2095
01:34:58,873 --> 01:35:00,639
Could I just
ask you something?

2096
01:35:00,641 --> 01:35:01,709
Anything.

2097
01:35:03,544 --> 01:35:04,877
Did you leave that drive
in my apartment

2098
01:35:04,879 --> 01:35:07,612
because you thought
that I would never leave?

2099
01:35:07,614 --> 01:35:10,717
That I wouldn't grow?
That I wouldn't go anywhere?

2100
01:35:10,719 --> 01:35:12,785
Did you send me to Vienna
because you just

2101
01:35:12,787 --> 01:35:14,486
assumed that I wouldn't
question anything?

2102
01:35:14,488 --> 01:35:16,256
No. No. No, no. I mean...

2103
01:35:18,559 --> 01:35:19,627
I underestimated you.

2104
01:35:20,762 --> 01:35:21,896
You hurt me.

2105
01:35:24,032 --> 01:35:25,466
I'm so sorry.

2106
01:35:27,001 --> 01:35:27,936
I had to.

2107
01:35:29,904 --> 01:35:31,806
But now, seeing everything
that you've done,

2108
01:35:34,374 --> 01:35:35,643
I've never loved you more.

2109
01:35:38,345 --> 01:35:39,246
Do you love me?

2110
01:35:39,914 --> 01:35:41,583
I love you, Audrey Stockman.

2111
01:35:44,385 --> 01:35:46,786
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2112
01:35:46,788 --> 01:35:49,622
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2113
01:35:49,624 --> 01:35:50,658
Looks very real to me.

2114
01:35:51,926 --> 01:35:53,495
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

2115
01:35:56,798 --> 01:35:59,799
What was the name
of the nun that beat you

2116
01:35:59,801 --> 01:36:02,635
- in whatever fucking orphanage...
- (YELLS)

2117
01:36:02,637 --> 01:36:04,437
...you grew up in,
you skank?

2118
01:36:04,439 --> 01:36:05,774
Ow. Ow.

2119
01:36:14,682 --> 01:36:16,417
(AUDIENCE GASPING)

2120
01:36:17,018 --> 01:36:17,919
(GRUNTS)

2121
01:36:19,354 --> 01:36:21,356
- (SHUDDERS)
- (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

2122
01:36:24,993 --> 01:36:27,693
(CHOKING)

2123
01:36:27,695 --> 01:36:28,828
(GRUNTS)

2124
01:36:28,830 --> 01:36:30,463
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

2125
01:36:30,465 --> 01:36:33,668
(MORGAN CHOKING)

2126
01:36:39,074 --> 01:36:40,642
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2127
01:36:42,011 --> 01:36:43,609
(LAUGHING)

2128
01:36:43,611 --> 01:36:45,613
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

2129
01:36:54,722 --> 01:36:58,560
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

2130
01:37:01,063 --> 01:37:04,667
(PANTING)

2131
01:37:06,836 --> 01:37:08,971
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

2132
01:37:09,705 --> 01:37:13,541
(PANTING)

2133
01:37:20,883 --> 01:37:24,086
Audrey.
Audrey, I did it.

2134
01:37:25,754 --> 01:37:26,822
We're safe.

2135
01:37:28,858 --> 01:37:29,859
Audrey.

2136
01:37:31,594 --> 01:37:32,728
Audrey?

2137
01:37:34,930 --> 01:37:35,931
Shit!

2138
01:37:37,499 --> 01:37:39,068
Your boss give you
any new spy gadgets?

2139
01:37:39,869 --> 01:37:40,703
Uh, no.

2140
01:37:41,604 --> 01:37:42,769
DREW: Canadian now?

2141
01:37:42,771 --> 01:37:45,906
- Eh! (LAUGHS)
- Eh! Good.

2142
01:37:45,908 --> 01:37:49,712
- Oh, um... I wouldn't open that.
- Is that gonna blow my head off?

2143
01:37:50,079 --> 01:37:51,912
AUDREY: Hmm?

2144
01:37:51,914 --> 01:37:54,448
Thousand guesses, never
would've landed on "thumb."

2145
01:37:54,450 --> 01:37:55,949
(CHUCKLES)

2146
01:37:55,951 --> 01:37:57,453
Anything else, Double O Sexy?

2147
01:38:01,924 --> 01:38:03,025
The drive isn't in there.

2148
01:38:04,026 --> 01:38:05,394
(LAUGHS)

2149
01:38:06,762 --> 01:38:07,763
Oh, come on.

2150
01:38:10,532 --> 01:38:11,700
Hey.

2151
01:38:12,601 --> 01:38:13,903
You can trust me.

2152
01:38:15,905 --> 01:38:18,974
Really? 'Cause you said
not to trust anyone.

2153
01:38:22,112 --> 01:38:23,777
- TOM: Stand back!
- MARSHA: Go on. Move it.

2154
01:38:23,779 --> 01:38:25,179
Sebastian?

2155
01:38:25,181 --> 01:38:27,583
- Audrey.
- Audrey, step back. He's with them.

2156
01:38:28,517 --> 01:38:29,984
- Thayer?
- Hey, bro.

2157
01:38:29,986 --> 01:38:31,652
Audrey, step away from him.

2158
01:38:31,654 --> 01:38:33,620
He's gonna kill all of us.

2159
01:38:33,622 --> 01:38:35,058
He said the same thing
about you.

2160
01:38:39,996 --> 01:38:40,797
Hello.

2161
01:38:43,099 --> 01:38:45,133
Thayer,
remove the target.

2162
01:38:45,135 --> 01:38:46,267
Fuck you, Dad.

2163
01:38:46,269 --> 01:38:47,469
- (GROANS)
- (AUDREY GASPS)

2164
01:38:48,038 --> 01:38:48,838
(MARSHA GROANS)

2165
01:38:49,739 --> 01:38:50,805
Mom.

2166
01:38:50,807 --> 01:38:52,707
(SCREAMS)

2167
01:38:52,709 --> 01:38:55,977
Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Hold on. Hold on.

2168
01:38:55,979 --> 01:38:59,481
Audrey, listen to me. Drew
is working with Highland.

2169
01:39:00,684 --> 01:39:01,950
Sebastian was working
with Highland.

2170
01:39:01,952 --> 01:39:03,051
SEBASTIAN: That's a lie.

2171
01:39:03,053 --> 01:39:04,886
Audrey, he was working
with Duffer too.

2172
01:39:04,888 --> 01:39:06,321
Sebastian was
working with Duffer.

2173
01:39:06,323 --> 01:39:09,023
SEBASTIAN: Drew's the one that sent
the assassin to the gymnasium.

2174
01:39:09,025 --> 01:39:10,091
He would've let you die.

2175
01:39:10,093 --> 01:39:12,694
DREW: Sebastian sent the
assassin to the gymnasium.

2176
01:39:12,696 --> 01:39:13,828
Sebastian would've let you die.

2177
01:39:13,830 --> 01:39:15,763
Okay, everything I say you did
you can't just say I did.

2178
01:39:15,765 --> 01:39:17,231
I can 'cause
I've got the gun.

2179
01:39:17,233 --> 01:39:18,868
(GROANS)

2180
01:39:22,305 --> 01:39:23,940
(EXHALES)

2181
01:39:29,145 --> 01:39:30,311
You okay?

2182
01:39:30,313 --> 01:39:31,713
I'm so scared.

2183
01:39:31,715 --> 01:39:32,849
It's all right. It's okay.

2184
01:39:35,319 --> 01:39:37,218
(PANTING)

2185
01:39:37,220 --> 01:39:40,088
I'm so sorry
I dragged you into this.

2186
01:39:40,090 --> 01:39:41,224
- AUDREY: It's okay. It's okay.
- DREW: I know.

2187
01:39:42,792 --> 01:39:44,559
Can we please just go home?

2188
01:39:44,561 --> 01:39:45,660
- Yeah.
- Okay.

2189
01:39:45,662 --> 01:39:46,997
I'm gonna take care of you.

2190
01:39:52,669 --> 01:39:53,670
You looking for this?

2191
01:39:56,072 --> 01:39:56,873
Uh, Audrey, that's...

2192
01:39:59,276 --> 01:40:01,343
That's cute, but I don't think
you know what you're doing.

2193
01:40:01,345 --> 01:40:03,745
God, you really do
still underestimate me.

2194
01:40:03,747 --> 01:40:05,082
Audrey, come on.

2195
01:40:07,084 --> 01:40:08,183
Audrey...

2196
01:40:08,185 --> 01:40:09,684
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2197
01:40:09,686 --> 01:40:11,554
Get off me! No!

2198
01:40:16,726 --> 01:40:17,825
Oh, my God!

2199
01:40:17,827 --> 01:40:20,661
Oh, Morgan.
Always so dramatic.

2200
01:40:20,663 --> 01:40:22,297
- (LAUGHS)
- (GRUNTS)

2201
01:40:22,299 --> 01:40:23,167
DREW: Fuck!

2202
01:40:24,001 --> 01:40:25,167
Oh, God!

2203
01:40:25,169 --> 01:40:26,601
(YELLING)

2204
01:40:26,603 --> 01:40:27,938
Argh!

2205
01:40:29,373 --> 01:40:30,573
(SIGHS)

2206
01:40:35,913 --> 01:40:36,947
You better hurry.

2207
01:40:38,015 --> 01:40:38,916
Finish me off.

2208
01:40:41,285 --> 01:40:42,585
Oh, that's right.

2209
01:40:43,287 --> 01:40:44,953
You never finish anything.

2210
01:40:44,955 --> 01:40:46,855
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

2211
01:40:46,857 --> 01:40:48,092
To quote a text I got,

2212
01:40:49,693 --> 01:40:53,796
"Hey there.
It's over. Sorry."

2213
01:40:53,798 --> 01:40:55,264
Audrey... Audrey, don't.

2214
01:40:55,266 --> 01:40:56,300
(GUN CLICKS)

2215
01:40:59,804 --> 01:41:00,971
I lied.

2216
01:41:01,972 --> 01:41:04,640
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

2217
01:41:04,642 --> 01:41:06,041
(DOOR OPENS)

2218
01:41:06,043 --> 01:41:09,678
(OFFICER SPEAKING GERMAN)

2219
01:41:09,680 --> 01:41:10,979
OFFICER:
Drew Thayer, don't move.

2220
01:41:10,981 --> 01:41:12,083
You're under arrest.

2221
01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:17,686
DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO) <i>We
have apprehended Drew Thayer.</i>

2222
01:41:17,688 --> 01:41:19,590
It's a little much,
don't you think?

2223
01:41:20,925 --> 01:41:23,125
Oh, my God! Are you okay?

2224
01:41:23,127 --> 01:41:24,962
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
- AUDREY: Yeah.

2225
01:41:25,930 --> 01:41:27,064
(GRUNTING)

2226
01:41:27,898 --> 01:41:29,264
Sebastian?

2227
01:41:29,266 --> 01:41:30,968
(PANTING)

2228
01:41:34,772 --> 01:41:36,171
(AUDREY GASPS)

2229
01:41:36,173 --> 01:41:38,006
What the fuck?

2230
01:41:38,008 --> 01:41:40,310
Okay, these vests,
they save your life,

2231
01:41:40,312 --> 01:41:42,678
but they do not prevent you
from breaking ribs.

2232
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:43,979
MORGAN: You're alive.

2233
01:41:43,981 --> 01:41:45,082
- (MORGAN KISSING)
- (SEBASTIAN GROANING)

2234
01:41:47,084 --> 01:41:48,384
Oh, you're alive.

2235
01:41:48,386 --> 01:41:50,322
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

2236
01:41:58,863 --> 01:42:00,029
(CLINKS MUG)

2237
01:42:00,031 --> 01:42:01,998
What is
the Heimlich maneuver?

2238
01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:03,899
WOMAN: (ON TV) <i>What is
the Heimlich maneuver?</i>

2239
01:42:03,901 --> 01:42:05,435
- ALEX TREBEK: <i>That's it.</i>
- WOMAN: <i>Instruments for eight.</i>

2240
01:42:05,437 --> 01:42:06,970
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- <i>This long, powerful horn...</i>

2241
01:42:06,972 --> 01:42:08,338
That's a long number.

2242
01:42:08,340 --> 01:42:09,339
Oh.

2243
01:42:09,341 --> 01:42:10,873
Hello.

2244
01:42:10,875 --> 01:42:13,209
- Mom, I'm alive.
- CAROL: <i>Honey, are you okay?</i>

2245
01:42:13,211 --> 01:42:14,377
Let me turn this down.

2246
01:42:14,379 --> 01:42:15,644
Yeah, I'm gonna
put you on speaker.

2247
01:42:15,646 --> 01:42:17,147
- BOTH: Hold on.
- ARNIE: <i>Let me turn the volume down.</i>

2248
01:42:17,149 --> 01:42:19,482
- Put in... Do... Um...
- ARNIE: <i>Trying to lower the volume, sweetie,</i>

2249
01:42:19,484 --> 01:42:21,851
- and I can't.
- CAROL: Input.

2250
01:42:21,853 --> 01:42:22,886
Input?
I don't see input.

2251
01:42:22,888 --> 01:42:23,987
<i>Sorry, I'm calling</i>

2252
01:42:23,989 --> 01:42:25,922
from an international
spy's phone.

2253
01:42:25,924 --> 01:42:27,757
Spy. Who's a spy?

2254
01:42:27,759 --> 01:42:28,992
Yeah, input's
doing nothing.

2255
01:42:28,994 --> 01:42:31,094
He's an international spy,

2256
01:42:31,096 --> 01:42:34,397
and his name is
Sebastian Henshaw.

2257
01:42:34,399 --> 01:42:36,399
- (CHUCKLES)
- MORGAN: He works for MI6.

2258
01:42:36,401 --> 01:42:37,901
Morgan...

2259
01:42:37,903 --> 01:42:41,037
Can she not reveal
my identity?

2260
01:42:41,039 --> 01:42:43,039
Uh, yeah,
she tells them everything.

2261
01:42:43,041 --> 01:42:44,941
MORGAN: Hold on.
I have a call waiting.

2262
01:42:44,943 --> 01:42:46,144
I love you.

2263
01:42:49,948 --> 01:42:54,150
Sebastian Henshaw's phone.
This is Morgan speaking.

2264
01:42:54,152 --> 01:42:55,020
WENDY: <i>Where's Henshaw?</i>

2265
01:42:56,321 --> 01:42:58,922
Oh, my God.
Is this who I think it is?

2266
01:42:58,924 --> 01:43:01,525
How could I possibly know
who you think this is?

2267
01:43:01,527 --> 01:43:04,194
MORGAN: <i>Oh, my God.
It is you. Wow.</i>

2268
01:43:04,196 --> 01:43:06,396
I'm letting
Audrey and Sebastian

2269
01:43:06,398 --> 01:43:08,399
have a little bit
of a moment right now.

2270
01:43:08,401 --> 01:43:10,233
<i>You know what I mean?</i>

2271
01:43:10,235 --> 01:43:11,901
- Tell him to call me back.
- <i>No, no. It's okay.</i>

2272
01:43:11,903 --> 01:43:15,406
I think I've proven myself
a trustworthy junior agent.

2273
01:43:15,408 --> 01:43:16,906
<i>Why don't you give me
the message, yeah?</i>

2274
01:43:16,908 --> 01:43:18,808
- Okay.
- Okay.

2275
01:43:18,810 --> 01:43:20,411
<i>You may tell him this,</i>

2276
01:43:20,413 --> 01:43:22,845
that he can come back
to the office on Monday.

2277
01:43:22,847 --> 01:43:25,549
Really? Oh, my gosh!
That's the best.

2278
01:43:25,551 --> 01:43:26,816
- Thank you.
- <i>He's gonna be so happy.</i>

2279
01:43:26,818 --> 01:43:28,151
<i>Thank you so much.</i>

2280
01:43:28,153 --> 01:43:31,054
Mon... Oh! Monday is
tough for me though.

2281
01:43:31,056 --> 01:43:32,323
- <i>Okay.</i>
- No, no, no.

2282
01:43:32,325 --> 01:43:33,990
I have a callback
for a Progresso commercial.

2283
01:43:33,992 --> 01:43:36,560
But you know what? Fuck it!

2284
01:43:36,562 --> 01:43:38,429
- <i>I'm gonna cancel it.</i>
- I'm not talking about you, Morgan.

2285
01:43:38,431 --> 01:43:40,264
- Do not show up on Monday.
- <i>Okay.</i>

2286
01:43:40,266 --> 01:43:44,235
I won't come in on Monday. Gosh, I
wouldn't dream of it. (CHUCKLES)

2287
01:43:44,237 --> 01:43:45,569
Great. Thank you.

2288
01:43:45,571 --> 01:43:47,371
<i>No, but I will.
I'll see you Monday.</i>

2289
01:43:47,373 --> 01:43:48,972
What do you like
in your coffee?

2290
01:43:48,974 --> 01:43:50,140
SEBASTIAN:
So when people ask you

2291
01:43:50,142 --> 01:43:52,343
about your first trip
to Europe...

2292
01:43:52,345 --> 01:43:55,012
I'm gonna have to tell them the truth.
(CHUCKLES)

2293
01:43:55,014 --> 01:43:56,748
It definitely wasn't boring.

2294
01:43:57,416 --> 01:43:58,217
No.

2295
01:44:02,355 --> 01:44:05,992
But I didn't get to do
everything that I wanted to do.

2296
01:44:07,093 --> 01:44:09,028
Oh, yeah?
What did you forget?

2297
01:44:15,001 --> 01:44:17,234
- No. (GROANS) No, no.
- (GASPS)

2298
01:44:17,236 --> 01:44:19,136
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I
thought that you and I maybe...

2299
01:44:19,138 --> 01:44:20,471
- No. Actually it was...
- I'm sorry.

2300
01:44:20,473 --> 01:44:21,972
- I was going for the...
- I mean, it was the physical

2301
01:44:21,974 --> 01:44:24,243
- pain of my chest.
- Okay, then suck it up.

2302
01:44:41,427 --> 01:44:43,162
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

2303
01:44:45,464 --> 01:44:46,997
Hey.

2304
01:44:46,999 --> 01:44:48,465
All for this happening.
Love this.

2305
01:44:48,467 --> 01:44:49,900
I'm sorry to interrupt.

2306
01:44:49,902 --> 01:44:51,435
I just talked
to the MI6 lady,

2307
01:44:51,437 --> 01:44:54,138
and she said that you would
know what to do with the drive?

2308
01:44:54,140 --> 01:44:56,040
I have it this time.

2309
01:44:56,042 --> 01:44:58,008
You told us to keep it
somewhere safe.

2310
01:44:58,010 --> 01:45:00,313
Right. So I finally
swallowed it.

2311
01:45:01,213 --> 01:45:03,347
Big personal
victory of mine.

2312
01:45:03,349 --> 01:45:06,016
Well, we need to destroy it.

2313
01:45:06,018 --> 01:45:07,887
Yeah. As soon as she clears.

2314
01:45:09,188 --> 01:45:10,254
You know what I mean?

2315
01:45:10,256 --> 01:45:11,489
(LAUGHS)

2316
01:45:11,491 --> 01:45:14,328
I, um... I should
speak to my boss.

2317
01:45:15,395 --> 01:45:17,096
Yep. Bye now.

2318
01:45:19,533 --> 01:45:21,333
Ahhh!

2319
01:45:21,335 --> 01:45:23,203
- (LAUGHS)
- (MORGAN VOCALIZING)

2320
01:45:24,937 --> 01:45:27,507
What? Okay!
Okay!

2321
01:45:29,075 --> 01:45:31,543
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!

2322
01:45:31,545 --> 01:45:33,946
(MEOWING)

2323
01:45:35,415 --> 01:45:37,950
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2324
01:46:05,112 --> 01:46:08,713
(IMITATES TRUMPET PLAYING)

2325
01:46:08,715 --> 01:46:10,148
MORGAN: Happy birthday!

2326
01:46:10,150 --> 01:46:11,416
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

2327
01:46:11,418 --> 01:46:12,586
Okay. Blow, baby, blow!

2328
01:46:13,086 --> 01:46:14,252
(BLOWS)

2329
01:46:14,254 --> 01:46:15,453
(LAUGHS)

2330
01:46:15,455 --> 01:46:17,655
Well, I hope your wish was
to be entertained.

2331
01:46:17,657 --> 01:46:19,524
(GUNS COCKING)

2332
01:46:19,526 --> 01:46:21,561
Whoa! Guys, guys, guys!
It's just a microphone.

2333
01:46:22,629 --> 01:46:25,597
Although, fair warning.

2334
01:46:25,599 --> 01:46:28,435
<i>You may be blown away.
Two, three, four, hit it.</i>

2335
01:46:30,605 --> 01:46:35,006
<i>Audrey, it's so good to be
here with you in Tokyo,</i>

2336
01:46:35,008 --> 01:46:37,342
<i>my steamy little eda-mommy.</i>

2337
01:46:37,344 --> 01:46:40,145
<i>I have loved you
since the udon of time.</i>

2338
01:46:40,147 --> 01:46:42,981
<i>It's Japanese food puns.
That's the entertainment.</i>

2339
01:46:42,983 --> 01:46:45,718
<i>I'm going to sashimi</i>

2340
01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:48,355
<i>over here to these
very handsome ramen.</i>

2341
01:46:49,289 --> 01:46:50,756
<i>Do you like my food puns?</i>

2342
01:46:50,758 --> 01:46:52,658
<i>Or do you think
they're teri-yucky?</i>

2343
01:46:52,660 --> 01:46:54,294
- (LAUGHING)
- <i>Audrey, I love you so much.</i>

2344
01:46:55,162 --> 01:46:55,962
<i>Happy birthday, baby.</i>

2345
01:46:57,297 --> 01:46:59,266
- <i>(HAPPY BIRTHDAY</i> PLAYING)
- AUDREY: Morgan!

2346
01:47:00,368 --> 01:47:02,601
You shouldn't have!

2347
01:47:02,603 --> 01:47:04,004
- <i>And yet I did.</i>
- Oh.

2348
01:47:05,172 --> 01:47:06,472
Okay, Morgan. It's time.

2349
01:47:06,474 --> 01:47:08,376
<i>Shumai, my, my! Look at you.</i>
(CHUCKLES)

2350
01:47:09,477 --> 01:47:11,277
<i>Let's do a little
call-and-response</i>

2351
01:47:11,279 --> 01:47:13,379
<i>for Audrey's birthday,
shall we?</i>

2352
01:47:13,381 --> 01:47:16,749
<i>When I say "happy,"
you say "birthday." Happy...</i>

2353
01:47:16,751 --> 01:47:18,016
<i>Happy...</i>

2354
01:47:18,018 --> 01:47:18,717
SEBASTIAN: <i>Audrey,</i>

2355
01:47:18,719 --> 01:47:20,118
happy birthday.

2356
01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:21,489
(PEOPLE GASPING)

2357
01:47:23,591 --> 01:47:26,360
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2358
01:47:46,781 --> 01:47:48,449
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2359
01:48:48,510 --> 01:48:52,144
<i>I have known Audrey
for maybe 15 years,</i>

2360
01:48:52,146 --> 01:48:55,114
<i>and, in that time, she has
stayed exactly the same.</i>

2361
01:48:55,116 --> 01:48:57,617
<i>She has not changed one bit,
and so, I think,</i>

2362
01:48:57,619 --> 01:48:59,786
<i>I kind of know her
like the back of my hand,</i>

2363
01:48:59,788 --> 01:49:02,154
<i>and she's
a very simple person.</i>

2364
01:49:02,156 --> 01:49:04,691
<i>And she just doesn't really
have the mental capacity</i>

2365
01:49:04,693 --> 01:49:06,826
<i>to carry out something
like this, I don't think.</i>

2366
01:49:06,828 --> 01:49:08,095
<i>She's a dear friend.</i>

2367
01:49:09,498 --> 01:49:11,565
- <i>They said something about, like...</i>
- <i>Yeah.</i>

2368
01:49:11,567 --> 01:49:13,600
<i>They were doing this
for a guy or something.</i>

2369
01:49:13,602 --> 01:49:15,869
<i>Oh, yeah. Like someone died
in front of them or something.</i>

2370
01:49:15,871 --> 01:49:18,138
<i>Like, one of their
boyfriends or something.</i>

2371
01:49:18,140 --> 01:49:20,807
<i>I don't know. It was for love.
I don't know.</i>

2372
01:49:20,809 --> 01:49:23,143
<i>Looking in the mirror
and seeing the face</i>

2373
01:49:23,145 --> 01:49:24,580
<i>of somebody
who was friends with her</i>

2374
01:49:25,414 --> 01:49:27,014
<i>has been really tough.</i>

2375
01:49:27,016 --> 01:49:30,417
<i>And I think we all have to remember the
real victims in situations like this</i>

2376
01:49:30,419 --> 01:49:32,419
<i>are the friends.</i>

2377
01:49:32,421 --> 01:49:35,288
<i>Are the childhood friends
who were there from day one.</i>

2378
01:49:35,290 --> 01:49:37,357
<i>Who have to carry this burden.</i>

2379
01:49:37,359 --> 01:49:38,594
<i>And will have to carry...</i>
(VOICE BREAKING) <i>Sorry.</i>

2380
01:49:40,596 --> 01:49:42,329
<i>And will have
to carry this burden</i>

2381
01:49:42,331 --> 01:49:43,498
<i>for a long time to come.</i>

2382
01:49:44,934 --> 01:49:46,901
INTERVIEWER: <i>If you could
speak to them right now,</i>

2383
01:49:46,903 --> 01:49:48,535
<i>what would
you say to them?</i>

2384
01:49:48,537 --> 01:49:50,303
<i>Oh! Give 'em
a piece of my mind.</i>

2385
01:49:50,305 --> 01:49:51,504
<i>I want
my bum bag back.</i>

2386
01:49:51,506 --> 01:49:53,340
<i>Give me my bum bag back
for starters.</i>

2387
01:49:53,342 --> 01:49:54,942
<i>My passport,
my money.</i>

2388
01:49:54,944 --> 01:49:58,211
- <i>Yeah.</i> -<i>My lip gloss,
my keys, my phone.</i>

2389
01:49:58,213 --> 01:50:00,115
- <i>Everything.</i>
- <i>They just took everything.</i>

2390
01:50:01,550 --> 01:50:04,317
<i>I don't think
that Audrey did do this,</i>

2391
01:50:04,319 --> 01:50:06,188
<i>but, Audrey,
if you did do this,</i>

2392
01:50:08,625 --> 01:50:09,626
<i>I forgive you.</i>

2393
01:50:11,728 --> 01:50:13,694
INTERVIEWER: <i>If anyone else
back in Australia is watching</i>

2394
01:50:13,696 --> 01:50:15,362
<i>you right now, what do
you wanna say to them?</i>

2395
01:50:15,364 --> 01:50:18,198
- <i>We're having such a good time!</i>
- <i>Such a good time!</i>

2396
01:50:18,200 --> 01:50:20,469
<i>Hi!</i> (CHUCKLES)
<i>We're on TV!</i>

2397
01:50:20,806 --> 01:50:25,806
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