1 00:01:22,915 --> 00:01:24,217 MAN (distorted voice): Eggy. 2 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:29,121 You mind if I share your cab? 3 00:01:38,629 --> 00:01:39,631 Charlie? 4 00:01:43,201 --> 00:01:45,537 It's ironic, isn't it? 5 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:48,140 You look like a gentleman, I look like a pleb. 6 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:51,311 If I was you, I'd unlock your cab. 7 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:05,391 (beeping) 8 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,329 (Charlie grunts) 9 00:02:10,362 --> 00:02:13,066 Pete, get us out of here! 10 00:02:13,098 --> 00:02:15,601 (Charlie grunting) (tires squealing) 11 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:20,406 (grunting) 12 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,842 (upbeat pop music playing on speakers) 13 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:34,485 (electricity crackling) 14 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,322 You think that shit's gonna work this time? 15 00:02:37,389 --> 00:02:39,192 You're way out of your depth. 16 00:02:40,592 --> 00:02:41,593 (yells) 17 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:46,431 (metal scraping) 18 00:02:57,877 --> 00:02:59,479 (yells) 19 00:03:00,445 --> 00:03:01,614 (screams) 20 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:18,364 (groans) 21 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:23,368 (yells) 22 00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:24,770 (gasps) 23 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,371 Fuck! 24 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:27,941 (yells) 25 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:38,784 (grunting) 26 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:46,391 (screams) 27 00:03:46,758 --> 00:03:47,927 (grunts) 28 00:04:08,646 --> 00:04:09,649 (yells) 29 00:04:10,782 --> 00:04:11,817 (grunts) 30 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,564 (yells) 31 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:54,459 (panting) 32 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:04,604 (engine revving) 33 00:05:05,737 --> 00:05:07,005 (whirring) 34 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,477 (tires squealing) 35 00:05:36,735 --> 00:05:38,504 Take him out! 36 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,415 Merlin! We've got a Code Purple. 37 00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:51,483 My driver's down. 38 00:05:51,516 --> 00:05:53,719 Permission to blow these fuckers away. 39 00:05:53,752 --> 00:05:54,853 MERLIN: Denied. 40 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,855 Cannot be contained. 41 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:58,524 Head south, I'm clearing the route. 42 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,401 (gasping) 43 00:06:42,134 --> 00:06:43,403 Shit! 44 00:06:49,608 --> 00:06:51,043 Merlin, I'm entering Hyde Park. 45 00:06:51,076 --> 00:06:52,945 Can I get on with it? 46 00:06:56,281 --> 00:06:57,415 Merlin! 47 00:06:57,449 --> 00:06:59,350 Dark zone confirmed. Permission to fire. 48 00:06:59,384 --> 00:07:00,653 Oh, thank fuck for that! 49 00:07:00,685 --> 00:07:01,686 (beeps) 50 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:19,170 MERLIN: No time to relax. Police are right behind you. 51 00:07:19,204 --> 00:07:21,507 You have 30 seconds before they reach your position. 52 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,742 Go directly to Rendezvous Swan. 53 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:37,055 Merlin, you do realize I haven't even got a windscreen right now? 54 00:07:37,088 --> 00:07:38,523 I seem to remember from your training 55 00:07:38,557 --> 00:07:40,259 you were rather good at holding your breath. 56 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,060 (sirens wailing) 57 00:07:44,161 --> 00:07:45,664 (sighs) 58 00:08:07,052 --> 00:08:08,187 (deep inhale) 59 00:09:08,113 --> 00:09:09,582 (gasping) 60 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,851 (coughing) 61 00:09:19,057 --> 00:09:20,293 MERLIN: It wasn't a revenge mission. 62 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,528 Charlie could've just killed you immediately. 63 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,363 Not boasting, but I trained him well enough 64 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,797 that even he wouldn't mess that up. 65 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:26,965 EGGSY: Merlin, I'm sorry, 66 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:28,399 we're gonna have to do the debrief tomorrow. 67 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:29,735 I've got to get to a dinner tonight... 68 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:30,802 and if I miss it, let's just say 69 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,137 Charlie might as well have killed me. 70 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,038 Well, if you can't wait 71 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,206 for the police to clear the park... 72 00:09:34,239 --> 00:09:35,740 there's another way out in the corner. 73 00:09:44,149 --> 00:09:45,283 (gags and coughs) 74 00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:47,519 Fuck! 75 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:49,388 (chuckles) (Eggsy groans) 76 00:09:49,421 --> 00:09:51,257 How important is that dinner? 77 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:56,127 (sighs) 78 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,195 Let me show you. 79 00:10:09,441 --> 00:10:10,910 (whirring) 80 00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:34,265 (grunts) 81 00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:35,634 (gasping) 82 00:10:42,474 --> 00:10:44,043 For fuck's sake! 83 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,381 (door opens) Babe. 84 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:51,917 I'm home! 85 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:52,985 I'm here. 86 00:10:59,457 --> 00:11:01,226 What the hell happened? 87 00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:04,730 It's a long story that deserves a kiss. 88 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:07,265 (chuckles) Not even JB would kiss you right now. 89 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:11,836 EGGSY: If you really love me, just one little kiss. 90 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:15,740 (gasps) 91 00:11:15,774 --> 00:11:17,308 You were really gonna do it? 92 00:11:17,341 --> 00:11:18,443 Yeah. 93 00:11:18,476 --> 00:11:20,011 Now, that is true love right there. 94 00:11:20,044 --> 00:11:22,247 Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed. 95 00:11:24,182 --> 00:11:26,818 GROUP: ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 96 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:31,623 (cheering and whooping) 97 00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:34,225 And Tilde made that for you herself, bruv. 98 00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:35,592 PRINCESS TILDE: Mmm-hmm. 99 00:11:35,626 --> 00:11:37,328 The royal baker's not available. 100 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,564 (laughter) 101 00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:39,865 Oh, shut up, Brandon. 102 00:11:39,898 --> 00:11:42,167 Especially if you want some of this. 103 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,369 Oh! Wait. Is that that Swedish stuff right there? 104 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:45,204 Yes. 105 00:11:45,236 --> 00:11:46,637 No, no. I ain't drinkin' none of that. 106 00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:48,340 Last time here, I was wrecked, man. 107 00:11:48,373 --> 00:11:50,342 Yeah, but that's 'cause you were a lightweight, Jamal. 108 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,643 (laughing) 109 00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:54,613 No, no, babe, I'm good. Not for me, thank you. 110 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,749 Oh, what? What's going on, man? 111 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:57,817 I'm meeting her parents 112 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,216 for the first time tomorrow night. 113 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,184 (whooping) 114 00:12:00,217 --> 00:12:02,286 I wanna make a good impression, so what? 115 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,656 Oh, yeah, Jamal, are you free to dogsit JB 116 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,025 tomorrow night while we're there? 117 00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:08,427 Ah, sorry, bruv, I've got to look after my nan tomorrow. 118 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,662 But Liam's free, though. 119 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:10,796 EGGSY: Oh, yeah? 120 00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:12,964 I can't, mate. I'm allergic to dogs. 121 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:13,899 Bullshit. 122 00:12:13,932 --> 00:12:15,233 Dogshit, actually. 123 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,402 (laughing) 124 00:12:16,434 --> 00:12:18,203 That leaves you, Brandon. What you doing tomorrow night? 125 00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:19,804 Yeah, I'll look after your dog, mate, 126 00:12:19,837 --> 00:12:21,406 but I got one condition. 127 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,541 What's that? 128 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,176 You have a drink with us. Yeah. 129 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,411 Got to do it, babe. 130 00:12:25,443 --> 00:12:26,577 Got to do it. (exclaims) 131 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:28,146 Brandon, happy birthday! 132 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,082 ALL: Happy birthday. 133 00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:31,417 JAMAL: Yeah. EGGSY: Cheers. 134 00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:33,151 Shit. 135 00:12:35,986 --> 00:12:38,957 POPPY: My drugs are everywhere. 136 00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,561 They were never my thing... 137 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,829 but here I am, 138 00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:47,966 running the biggest drug cartel in the world. 139 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,471 The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. 140 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:58,477 You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. 141 00:12:58,509 --> 00:13:01,780 I just added a few touches to remind me of home. 142 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:07,018 I grew up on all that awesome 50s nostalgia. 143 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:10,489 Grease. American Graffiti. Happy Days. 144 00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:13,224 But I digress. 145 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,127 The thing you need to understand 146 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:17,228 is the hard work and ingenuity... 147 00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:20,598 it took to achieve a global monopoly... 148 00:13:20,631 --> 00:13:22,999 on the drug trade. 149 00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:26,170 And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn... 150 00:13:26,203 --> 00:13:27,705 I just think it's really important 151 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,608 for new recruits to understand... 152 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,544 the history of The Golden Circle. 153 00:13:37,014 --> 00:13:40,785 So. Lifelong friends, huh? 154 00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:42,721 Charles, do you think your buddy here 155 00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:44,255 is worthy of joining us? 156 00:13:44,288 --> 00:13:45,856 Ms. Poppy, I would not have brought him 157 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,491 all the way to see you if I didn't think so. 158 00:13:47,525 --> 00:13:49,460 Excellent. Well, you hungry? 159 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,662 Starving. 160 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:53,065 Wonderful! Right this way. 161 00:13:53,097 --> 00:13:54,899 Make yourselves at home. 162 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,302 So, fellas... 163 00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:02,173 I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. 164 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,443 You understand that in The Golden Circle... 165 00:14:05,476 --> 00:14:08,947 my authority is never to be questioned, right? 166 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,749 And the importance of following orders? 167 00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:12,917 Do you understand that? 168 00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:15,019 And the value of loyalty? 169 00:14:15,953 --> 00:14:18,022 It's easy to nod, isn't it? 170 00:14:20,725 --> 00:14:23,428 I don't like easy. I like proof. 171 00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:27,065 (sighs) 172 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:31,235 What's your name? Angel, ma'am. 173 00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:32,770 Angel, baby. 174 00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:33,904 Hey. 175 00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:36,207 Your old pal, Charles, has messed up. 176 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,643 That's all I'm gonna tell you, 177 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,810 'cause that's all you need to know. 178 00:14:38,842 --> 00:14:40,346 So put him in the mincer, okay? 179 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,950 (laughing) 180 00:14:52,823 --> 00:14:54,459 (whirring) 181 00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:03,601 (whistles) 182 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,940 (growling) 183 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:10,975 (whirring) 184 00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:23,923 (barking) 185 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:41,372 (yelling) 186 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,943 No, Miss Poppy! (screaming) 187 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,363 Good job! 188 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:06,899 (panting) 189 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,033 See my salon across the way? 190 00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,373 Head there for your makeover. 191 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,580 (sizzling) 192 00:16:24,515 --> 00:16:27,418 PRINCESS TILDE: Eggsy, I hope you're hungry. 193 00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:33,158 Oh, babe, I was gonna grab breakfast at work. 194 00:16:33,191 --> 00:16:34,459 This looks lovely, but I'm running late. 195 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,829 I just thought maybe we could practice? 196 00:16:37,861 --> 00:16:38,963 For tonight. 197 00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:40,698 Practice? Mm-hmm. 198 00:16:40,731 --> 00:16:41,732 Eating? 199 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,937 You said you've never eaten at a palace before. 200 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:48,740 And Pappa is sort of picky about table manners. 201 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:51,809 Well, as it happens, babe, I've got this shit on lock. 202 00:16:51,842 --> 00:16:53,177 I know what every single one 203 00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:55,146 of them knives and forks is for. 204 00:16:57,615 --> 00:16:59,617 This is a butter knife. 205 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:00,951 It's the only one you need to remember, 206 00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:02,220 the rest of the cutlery is easy. 207 00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,355 You start from the outside, 208 00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:05,591 and you work your way in with each course. 209 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:08,427 And never let anyone describe you as "H.K.L.P."... 210 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:09,594 What's that? 211 00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:11,229 "Holds knife like pen." 212 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:12,496 A habit erroneously believed 213 00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:14,598 to be upper class dining etiquette. 214 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,501 It is quite the opposite. 215 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:23,275 White wine, pudding wine, red wine, water and pop. 216 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:25,176 Or whatever tipple takes your fancy. 217 00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,246 Am I supposed to wait for everyone else 218 00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:29,614 to be served before I start eating? 219 00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:31,349 HARRY: Only if the dish being served is cold. 220 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,486 Or if the Queen is present. Otherwise tuck in. 221 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,388 EGGSY: Got to be honest... 222 00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,791 never really thought the royalty bit would be relevant. 223 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,094 Harry would've been chuffed. 224 00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:45,764 Oh. I wish I could've met him. 225 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,739 You miss him too, don't you, Mr. Pickle? 226 00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:56,642 Mmm? 227 00:18:06,017 --> 00:18:07,419 Mr. Pickle says, "Yeah." 228 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,888 Hey, no, no, sit down, I'm fine. 229 00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:12,825 I'm fine. Have a good day. 230 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:14,659 Okay. 231 00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:45,022 Ah, Galahad! You're late. 232 00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:46,825 We were wondering if you'd had 233 00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,693 a second encounter with Charlie. 234 00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,563 I wish. I'm looking forward to finishing him off. 235 00:18:56,099 --> 00:18:57,435 All right, gents. 236 00:18:58,936 --> 00:19:00,171 Merlin, come in. 237 00:19:00,838 --> 00:19:01,940 Galahad and Lancelot, 238 00:19:01,972 --> 00:19:04,108 please remain for Merlin's debrief. 239 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:07,712 Everyone else, reconvene at 1900 hours. 240 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,182 So... 241 00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:13,784 the man who attacked Galahad in the taxi 242 00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:15,354 was Charlie Hesketh. 243 00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:17,454 Rejected Kingsman applicant turned bad. 244 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,990 We last saw him back at Richmond Valentine's HQ. 245 00:19:20,023 --> 00:19:22,326 EGGSY: I've caught a fucking spy! 246 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:24,462 (electricity crackling) 247 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,100 Like everyone else there... 248 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,235 Charlie had a security implant in his neck. 249 00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:33,204 A weakness we had no choice but to exploit. 250 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:39,310 Hey, Merlin. Still fucking spectacular, eh? 251 00:19:41,712 --> 00:19:44,348 Come on, guys, loosen up. We saved the world. 252 00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:46,250 MERLIN: Yeah. 253 00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:50,255 Unfortunately, Galahad, you also saved Charlie. 254 00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:53,258 When you electrocuted him, you damaged his implant. 255 00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,826 Instead of his head exploding... 256 00:19:54,858 --> 00:19:57,328 he only lost an arm and his vocal chords. 257 00:19:58,261 --> 00:19:59,530 Fucker should be thanking me. 258 00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:01,298 And now he's back for revenge? 259 00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:03,034 We don't think so, sir. 260 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,168 We believe he's being recruited 261 00:20:04,201 --> 00:20:05,603 by an unknown organization. 262 00:20:05,636 --> 00:20:06,837 Lancelot? 263 00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:08,272 Got the police autopsy reports 264 00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:11,142 from Charlie's colleagues in the SUVs. 265 00:20:11,175 --> 00:20:12,644 They're not just goons for hire. 266 00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:14,879 Fingerprints removed. 267 00:20:14,912 --> 00:20:16,014 Teeth filed smooth. 268 00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:18,584 I did a face recognition. Nothing. 269 00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:19,584 And that thing? 270 00:20:19,616 --> 00:20:23,254 A cosmetic tattoo made of 24-carat gold. 271 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,123 They all had them. 272 00:20:25,155 --> 00:20:28,961 Seems like we're looking at some kind of underworld organization. 273 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:35,533 Senora Poppy has sent me for my makeover. 274 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,668 Follow me. 275 00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:42,607 Please take your shirt off. 276 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,585 (whirring) 277 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,335 (groaning) 278 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,573 (yelling) 279 00:21:15,972 --> 00:21:17,709 (panting) 280 00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:24,347 (mellow music playing) 281 00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:25,616 It's beautiful, isn't it? 282 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,387 Not that. 283 00:21:29,253 --> 00:21:30,521 This. 284 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:33,557 ♪ The sun is out The sky is blue ♪ 285 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,360 Bon appetit. 286 00:21:35,393 --> 00:21:38,829 ♪ There's not a cloud To spoil the view ♪ 287 00:21:38,863 --> 00:21:40,999 ♪ But it's raining ♪ 288 00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:45,803 ♪ Raining in my heart ♪ 289 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:55,346 ♪ Oh, misery, misery ♪ 290 00:21:58,048 --> 00:22:04,355 ♪ What's gonna become of me? ♪ 291 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,002 How is it? 292 00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:19,037 It's delicious. 293 00:22:20,204 --> 00:22:23,375 Welcome to Golden Circle. 294 00:22:24,107 --> 00:22:27,645 ♪ Raining in my heart ♪ 295 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,220 (classical music playing) 296 00:22:36,252 --> 00:22:38,889 EGGSY: Mmm. (speaking Swedish) 297 00:22:39,856 --> 00:22:41,692 (chuckling) 298 00:22:41,726 --> 00:22:43,762 I think we should do you the favor 299 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:46,064 of conversing in English, yes. 300 00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:50,167 So, tell me... 301 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:51,402 what do you do? 302 00:22:51,435 --> 00:22:54,004 I work for Kingsman, the tailors, Your Highness. 303 00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:57,241 You may address my daughter as "Your Highness." 304 00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:00,778 Please address the Queen and myself with "Your Majesty." 305 00:23:00,811 --> 00:23:03,180 Pappa, this is a family dinner... 306 00:23:03,213 --> 00:23:05,616 not some state function. 307 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:08,486 Well then, Eggsy. (clears throat) 308 00:23:08,519 --> 00:23:10,855 What do you make of the current situation 309 00:23:10,888 --> 00:23:12,957 in the Indian financial markets? 310 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:14,593 Pappa! 311 00:23:15,159 --> 00:23:16,561 EGGSY: Uh... 312 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:20,464 Well... 313 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:24,869 I don't think we can underestimate the impact 314 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,637 of ECB's quantitative easing measures. 315 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:28,773 And of course, the liquidity wave 316 00:23:28,806 --> 00:23:30,473 from the US Federal Reserve rate hike... 317 00:23:30,508 --> 00:23:31,977 getting pushed back. 318 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,650 (clinking) 319 00:23:41,384 --> 00:23:43,019 Frida Kahlo. 320 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:47,158 Well, other than the 1939 acquisition by the Louvre... 321 00:23:47,191 --> 00:23:48,492 she wasn't really acknowledged 322 00:23:48,526 --> 00:23:50,228 until the new Mexicanisimo art movement... 323 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:51,930 of the late 1970s. 324 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:54,900 (clinking) 325 00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:58,502 Moorish revival. 326 00:23:58,536 --> 00:24:00,404 Ah. The Palazzo Sammezzano. 327 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,740 In Tuscany. 328 00:24:02,406 --> 00:24:04,107 Beautiful. 329 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,376 (clinking) 330 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:06,644 Bluetooth technology. 331 00:24:06,676 --> 00:24:08,311 Which, of course, got its name 332 00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:10,114 from the legendary Danish king... 333 00:24:10,147 --> 00:24:11,781 Harald Blatand, whose name 334 00:24:11,816 --> 00:24:14,951 translates to "Bluetooth" in English. 335 00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:16,587 And the Bluetooth logo is his initials 336 00:24:16,619 --> 00:24:18,188 in Norse runic symbols. 337 00:24:18,221 --> 00:24:20,290 And, as I'm sure you know... 338 00:24:20,324 --> 00:24:22,693 the Bluetooth logo is his initials... 339 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:24,496 in Norse runic symbols. 340 00:24:25,195 --> 00:24:26,129 ROXY: Oh, my God, Eggsy. 341 00:24:26,163 --> 00:24:27,999 Why isn't he eating his fucking pudding? 342 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:29,866 I need to research this gold tattoo. 343 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,202 I found records of other people 344 00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:32,704 with the same body modifications. 345 00:24:34,438 --> 00:24:35,840 All of them have high level involvement... 346 00:24:35,873 --> 00:24:37,975 with crime and international drug trafficking. 347 00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:41,077 And there's rumors of something called The Golden Circle. 348 00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:42,180 Hmm. 349 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:44,081 (beeping) 350 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,087 Best agent or best friend? 351 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,094 (JB barking) 352 00:24:59,063 --> 00:25:01,866 BRANDON: Come on, JB. Give it a rest, mate. 353 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:05,103 Stop scratching the door. I'm gonna get the blame now. 354 00:25:05,135 --> 00:25:06,136 There you are. Happy? 355 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:22,953 With the decks and all that. 356 00:25:22,987 --> 00:25:24,288 (beeps) 357 00:25:25,355 --> 00:25:26,624 Shit, boy! 358 00:25:26,657 --> 00:25:28,025 (exclaims) What the... 359 00:25:35,432 --> 00:25:36,701 Do you reckon, JB... 360 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,004 model material? 361 00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:41,873 (Eggsy chuckling) 362 00:25:41,906 --> 00:25:44,975 I must say, you're really not as I expected. 363 00:25:46,243 --> 00:25:48,346 Well, thank you very much... 364 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,014 Your Majesty. 365 00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:51,783 BRANDON: Eggsy? Is that you, mate? 366 00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:53,750 What the fuck is going on here? 367 00:25:53,784 --> 00:25:55,153 You a gangster now or something? 368 00:25:55,185 --> 00:25:57,754 Fuckin' hell. Is that Tilde's mom and dad's house? 369 00:25:57,788 --> 00:25:59,423 Tell you what. Whatever you're doing, I want in. 370 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:01,125 (device activates, beeping) 371 00:26:01,157 --> 00:26:02,860 Put it down! 372 00:26:03,394 --> 00:26:04,796 Why? 373 00:26:05,395 --> 00:26:07,432 I said, put it down now! 374 00:26:07,464 --> 00:26:08,666 What's wrong with it? 375 00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:11,168 Shut it! Fucking shut it! 376 00:26:11,201 --> 00:26:12,836 Eggsy. I beg your pardon? 377 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:14,639 (rapid beeping beeping) Shut it! Shut it now! 378 00:26:14,672 --> 00:26:17,107 All right, mate. Chill your boots. 379 00:26:17,141 --> 00:26:18,175 (sighs) 380 00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:20,711 Eggsy, what... 381 00:26:20,744 --> 00:26:22,846 Oh, no. Oh, my God, no. I'm so sorry. 382 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:23,915 (barking) 383 00:26:23,948 --> 00:26:25,317 You shut up and all. You got me in enough trouble. 384 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,929 (alarm blaring) 385 00:26:37,961 --> 00:26:39,163 (grunts) 386 00:26:53,009 --> 00:26:55,346 The next order of business... 387 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,248 Agent Percival. 388 00:27:03,988 --> 00:27:05,056 Arthur. 389 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,861 Oh, fuck. 390 00:27:15,665 --> 00:27:17,301 POPPY: Yep. 391 00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:20,739 Kingsman is crumpets. 392 00:27:22,405 --> 00:27:26,310 Like toast, but British. 393 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:28,011 And to say thank you... 394 00:27:28,045 --> 00:27:30,615 I got you a present, Charlie. 395 00:27:30,647 --> 00:27:35,686 My guys made you this. 396 00:27:37,788 --> 00:27:42,393 Bigger, badder, better. I call it... 397 00:27:42,426 --> 00:27:44,962 ARMageddon. 398 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,704 (whirring) 399 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,116 Let's see if your game improves. 400 00:28:19,029 --> 00:28:20,264 Ouch. 401 00:28:58,169 --> 00:28:59,970 EGGSY: Someone decides to wipe out 402 00:29:00,003 --> 00:29:01,805 every Kingsman property... 403 00:29:01,838 --> 00:29:04,208 every agent, and somehow... 404 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:07,010 conveniently, you weren't at home. 405 00:29:07,044 --> 00:29:08,813 I could say the same thing about you. 406 00:29:08,846 --> 00:29:11,214 What, you think I'd kill Roxy? 407 00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:14,085 And my mate, Brandon, and my fucking dog? 408 00:29:14,117 --> 00:29:15,119 MERLIN: No. 409 00:29:17,453 --> 00:29:18,789 You think I would? 410 00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,797 This thing... 411 00:29:26,730 --> 00:29:29,098 hacked us. 412 00:29:29,133 --> 00:29:31,502 Clearly, this arm can be remotely controlled. 413 00:29:32,769 --> 00:29:34,104 I'm only alive because my address 414 00:29:34,137 --> 00:29:36,340 wasn't on the database with the agents. 415 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:38,509 Whoever Charlie's working with 416 00:29:38,542 --> 00:29:43,280 doesn't think that mere staff are missile-worthy. 417 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,715 This ain't funny. 418 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:47,852 Roxy is dead! 419 00:29:47,884 --> 00:29:50,020 Everyone's dead! Gone! Do you even care? 420 00:29:50,054 --> 00:29:51,589 Pull yourself together. 421 00:29:51,622 --> 00:29:54,057 Remember your training. 422 00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:55,993 There's no time for emotion in this scenario. 423 00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:00,531 Now... 424 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,732 as all surviving agents are present, 425 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:05,135 we follow the doomsday protocol. 426 00:30:05,169 --> 00:30:08,373 When that's done, and only then... 427 00:30:10,641 --> 00:30:12,777 you may shed a tear in private. 428 00:30:12,809 --> 00:30:14,979 (sighs) (thunder rumbling) 429 00:30:15,578 --> 00:30:17,548 Okay. 430 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:19,116 What's the doomsday protocol? 431 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:22,187 We go shopping. 432 00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:39,903 We're from Kingsman. We'd like to buy some wine. 433 00:30:39,936 --> 00:30:42,940 And use tasting room number three, please. 434 00:30:46,576 --> 00:30:48,046 Not one of my predecessors 435 00:30:48,078 --> 00:30:50,280 has ever been in this situation before. 436 00:30:52,482 --> 00:30:53,884 Thank God. 437 00:30:57,087 --> 00:30:58,088 A-ha. 438 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:02,859 Remember this? 439 00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:04,162 EGGSY: Yeah, how could I forget? 440 00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:16,506 Whatever's in that safe is the answer to all our problems. 441 00:31:24,214 --> 00:31:25,316 Huh. 442 00:31:32,756 --> 00:31:33,958 Is that it? 443 00:31:33,990 --> 00:31:36,193 I suppose that must be upper-class humor. 444 00:31:37,894 --> 00:31:39,163 I don't get it. 445 00:31:39,195 --> 00:31:41,131 Me neither. What the fuck are we supposed to do now? 446 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,102 I think we should drink a toast 447 00:31:44,134 --> 00:31:45,970 to our fallen comrades. 448 00:31:50,606 --> 00:31:51,709 To Roxy. 449 00:31:51,741 --> 00:31:52,976 Roxy. 450 00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:58,115 Ooh. 451 00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:03,221 To Arthur. Arthur. 452 00:32:06,757 --> 00:32:08,125 Mmm. 453 00:32:08,157 --> 00:32:09,492 Should we do one for JB? 454 00:32:09,526 --> 00:32:10,695 I think we should. 455 00:32:17,034 --> 00:32:19,037 (Merlin sobbing) 456 00:32:24,307 --> 00:32:26,376 I should have seen it coming. 457 00:32:27,044 --> 00:32:28,778 Charlie, the taxi. 458 00:32:28,811 --> 00:32:30,146 It's all my fault. 459 00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:33,985 No, that's bullshit, Merlin. It ain't all your fault. 460 00:32:34,818 --> 00:32:36,486 You're the best, bruv. 461 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,422 Honestly, without you... 462 00:32:38,455 --> 00:32:40,657 I'd have lost it a long time ago. 463 00:32:40,691 --> 00:32:42,125 (Merlin mumbles) 464 00:32:43,393 --> 00:32:45,095 I think we should drink to Scotland. 465 00:32:45,128 --> 00:32:48,031 I think we've probably had enough, to be honest. 466 00:32:48,965 --> 00:32:50,334 You're probably right. 467 00:32:57,875 --> 00:33:00,210 Merlin. Aye? 468 00:33:00,243 --> 00:33:02,512 I think we're going to Kentucky. 469 00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:04,515 Fried Chicken? 470 00:33:04,548 --> 00:33:05,715 I love fried chicken. 471 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:08,286 No, proper Kentucky. Look. 472 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,121 You know what else I love? 473 00:33:11,154 --> 00:33:12,723 Country and western music. 474 00:33:13,723 --> 00:33:16,093 ♪ Country roads ♪ 475 00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:18,730 ♪ Take me home ♪ 476 00:33:19,696 --> 00:33:23,567 ♪ To the place I belong ♪ 477 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,718 (tour guide chattering) 478 00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:45,089 Oh! Here's where we leave the casks to age. 479 00:33:45,122 --> 00:33:46,323 Unfortunately, we can't go in, 480 00:33:46,356 --> 00:33:48,992 as it's a temperature-controlled environment. 481 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,662 So let's move on to our world class stud farm... 482 00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:54,597 and meet three of our Kentucky Derby winners. 483 00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:56,067 (whirring) 484 00:33:57,567 --> 00:33:59,737 Biometric security scanner just to protect 485 00:33:59,769 --> 00:34:02,004 a few old barrels of whiskey? 486 00:34:02,038 --> 00:34:03,641 Pull the other one, love. 487 00:34:04,508 --> 00:34:05,643 Got it. 488 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,485 Are you getting anything? 489 00:34:15,351 --> 00:34:16,487 Not yet. 490 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,390 EGGSY: Fucking hell. 491 00:34:19,422 --> 00:34:21,224 MERLIN: It's a shame it's not scotch. 492 00:34:23,393 --> 00:34:25,061 Hang on. 493 00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:26,463 According to this, there's a huge 494 00:34:26,496 --> 00:34:28,531 underground structure right beneath us. 495 00:34:28,565 --> 00:34:30,501 And if my calculations are correct... 496 00:34:34,371 --> 00:34:35,373 This... 497 00:34:36,039 --> 00:34:37,541 is the way in. 498 00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:41,878 Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit. 499 00:34:41,911 --> 00:34:43,447 MAN: You know, my mama... 500 00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:46,449 she always told me... 501 00:34:46,483 --> 00:34:50,020 us southerners get our good manners from the British. 502 00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:53,157 I was thinkin', ain't that a pity. 503 00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:55,259 Y'all didn't keep nothing for yourselves. 504 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:05,769 Y'all ain't never heard of knocking before you enter? 505 00:35:05,802 --> 00:35:08,038 Well, actually we had an invitation. Didn't we? 506 00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:09,206 Yeah. Oh, did you now? 507 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,175 Yeah. It came in the shape of a bottle. 508 00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:14,076 We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London. 509 00:35:14,110 --> 00:35:15,645 Maybe you've heard of us? 510 00:35:15,679 --> 00:35:16,780 Oh, the Kingsman. 511 00:35:16,813 --> 00:35:19,081 Yeah. Huh. 512 00:35:19,115 --> 00:35:20,483 That's where y'all got them fine suits 513 00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:22,119 and them fancy spectacles y'all got on? 514 00:35:22,152 --> 00:35:23,688 Exactly. That's right. 515 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:26,056 Y'all look damn sharp. 516 00:35:26,088 --> 00:35:27,424 Let me see if I got it right, here. 517 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:30,728 You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor... 518 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,065 to hack through an advanced biometric security system... 519 00:35:34,097 --> 00:35:36,634 with nothing but a little bitty old watch on? 520 00:35:42,005 --> 00:35:43,806 I can promise you... 521 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,942 that dog don't hunt. 522 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,610 So why don't you go on and get down on your knees... 523 00:35:46,643 --> 00:35:48,712 and tell me who you really work for. 524 00:35:56,018 --> 00:35:57,221 (spits) 525 00:35:59,389 --> 00:36:02,092 That's 1963 Statesman Reserve. 526 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:03,494 You just made it personal. 527 00:36:06,463 --> 00:36:08,231 (grunting) 528 00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:13,538 (groans) 529 00:36:19,909 --> 00:36:21,211 (beeping) 530 00:36:22,646 --> 00:36:24,181 (panting) 531 00:36:24,213 --> 00:36:26,483 Who the fuck are you? 532 00:36:37,027 --> 00:36:39,230 MAN: A bottle in a secret wall. 533 00:36:40,764 --> 00:36:42,967 You really expect me to take that seriously? 534 00:36:44,434 --> 00:36:46,336 See, I think your story's horse shit. 535 00:36:46,369 --> 00:36:49,806 Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission. 536 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,376 You here for the lepidopterist, ain't you? 537 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,916 Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh? 538 00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:03,019 Look anything like that, right there? 539 00:37:03,052 --> 00:37:05,322 Yes. Same brand, much older. 540 00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:06,857 All right. 541 00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:09,659 Let's see here. 542 00:37:10,994 --> 00:37:12,229 You know why the measurement 543 00:37:12,262 --> 00:37:15,298 of alcohol content's called "proof"? 544 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:16,700 Oh, fuck off! 545 00:37:16,733 --> 00:37:19,568 Oh, for Pete's sake. 546 00:37:19,603 --> 00:37:21,438 See, comes from back in the old days... 547 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:24,008 when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. 548 00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:26,443 They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder. 549 00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:30,014 (exhales) 550 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:32,315 That'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy. 551 00:37:33,817 --> 00:37:34,717 And if the gunpowder, 552 00:37:34,751 --> 00:37:36,387 if it burnt when they set it alight... 553 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,122 they considered it proof... 554 00:37:38,155 --> 00:37:40,358 that their rum was good and strong. 555 00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:44,828 But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? 556 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,065 But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make 557 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,932 just as impressive of a sound... 558 00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:51,469 when I set your balls on fire. 559 00:37:54,371 --> 00:37:55,706 (chuckles softly) 560 00:37:55,739 --> 00:37:58,108 Or you could just tell me who the fuck y'all really are... 561 00:37:58,141 --> 00:37:59,275 and how the hell y'all found us. 562 00:37:59,309 --> 00:38:00,744 MERLIN: Look, for the last time, 563 00:38:00,777 --> 00:38:03,246 we have nothing to protect but our honor. 564 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,115 So you can take your cheap horse piss 565 00:38:05,148 --> 00:38:06,317 that you call whiskey... 566 00:38:06,349 --> 00:38:07,884 which, by the way, is spelled without an "e"... 567 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:10,354 and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch... 568 00:38:10,387 --> 00:38:12,657 and you can go fuck yourself. (chuckles) 569 00:38:13,289 --> 00:38:14,891 (chuckles sarcastically) 570 00:38:15,425 --> 00:38:16,826 What about you? 571 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:17,994 Me? Yeah. 572 00:38:18,028 --> 00:38:20,530 No, I love a Jack and Coke, bruv. 573 00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:23,634 But I do agree with the part where you go fuck yourself. 574 00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:28,438 All right. 575 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:29,540 Y'all ain't got nothing to protect 576 00:38:29,572 --> 00:38:30,807 other than your honor. 577 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:34,045 Let's see what happens when we change things up. 578 00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:43,787 Fuck me. Harry? 579 00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:45,856 Y'all got three seconds to tell me the truth. 580 00:38:45,889 --> 00:38:46,990 MERLIN: Wait. No. 581 00:38:47,023 --> 00:38:48,192 No! Harry! 582 00:38:48,224 --> 00:38:50,126 He can't hear you. But I can, so talk. 583 00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:52,261 No! Get down, Harry! 584 00:38:52,295 --> 00:38:54,130 MERLIN: Harry! Harry! That's two. 585 00:38:54,164 --> 00:38:55,432 Harry! Harry! 586 00:38:55,465 --> 00:38:57,034 EGGSY: Harry! Three. 587 00:38:57,067 --> 00:38:58,769 Stop! 588 00:38:59,436 --> 00:39:01,338 Their story checked out. 589 00:39:01,371 --> 00:39:03,406 I opened our doomsday scenario locker 590 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,342 and that umbrella was in it. 591 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:08,579 Kingsman. It's got our logo on it. 592 00:39:10,045 --> 00:39:11,080 I'm really sorry. 593 00:39:11,114 --> 00:39:13,750 (laughing) My apologies, boys. 594 00:39:13,782 --> 00:39:15,885 I hope there ain't no hard feelings. 595 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:16,953 I was just doin' my job. 596 00:39:18,054 --> 00:39:19,288 Welcome to the Statesman, 597 00:39:19,322 --> 00:39:21,490 independent intelligence agency. 598 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:22,826 Just like y'all, I reckon. 599 00:39:22,858 --> 00:39:25,027 But our founders went into the booze business. 600 00:39:25,061 --> 00:39:26,096 Thank the sweet Lord above. 601 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:28,030 This is Ginger Ale. 602 00:39:28,063 --> 00:39:29,798 She's our strategy executive. 603 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:30,835 Hello. 604 00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:33,703 I'm Agent Tequila. 605 00:39:33,737 --> 00:39:35,673 This is the part where you untie us. 606 00:39:39,242 --> 00:39:40,544 MERLIN: Thank you. 607 00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:47,918 Harry. 608 00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:49,420 Hello. Hello, mate. 609 00:39:54,257 --> 00:39:55,860 Harry. 610 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:56,961 How do you do? 611 00:39:58,094 --> 00:39:59,896 Have we met before? 612 00:39:59,929 --> 00:40:04,333 Harry, it's okay. It's fine. They know that we know you. 613 00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:06,769 I think there must be some mistake. 614 00:40:06,802 --> 00:40:09,505 It's been such a long time, Harry. 615 00:40:09,539 --> 00:40:12,676 I need to get my brogues resoled. 616 00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:15,545 Yeah, and my oxfords are done in as well. 617 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,882 Why are you telling me about your shoes? 618 00:40:23,018 --> 00:40:24,120 I'm a lepidopterist. 619 00:40:25,054 --> 00:40:26,355 You're a what? 620 00:40:26,389 --> 00:40:27,924 I study butterflies. 621 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:35,465 MERLIN: Well, you wanted to be before you joined the army, but... 622 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,869 Harry, look at me. 623 00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:46,811 It's good to see you. 624 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,012 We'll be back soon. 625 00:40:49,045 --> 00:40:52,081 So these fellas right here are our doomsday protocol? 626 00:40:52,115 --> 00:40:55,485 Turns out, our founder's tailor was Kingsman. 627 00:40:57,954 --> 00:40:59,289 What the fuck have you done to him? 628 00:40:59,322 --> 00:41:01,591 Nothing. Only tried to help him. 629 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,925 He's got retrograde amnesia. 630 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,193 Now, we knew from his eyeglasses 631 00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:05,260 that he was intelligence. 632 00:41:05,295 --> 00:41:06,530 We just didn't know whose. 633 00:41:07,630 --> 00:41:09,232 How did he get here? 634 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:11,535 (alarm blaring) 635 00:41:11,568 --> 00:41:13,637 GINGER: What the hell? 636 00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:15,972 Tequila, I'm getting a crazy spike... 637 00:41:16,005 --> 00:41:18,641 of extreme low frequency waves 11 miles from here. 638 00:41:18,675 --> 00:41:20,611 I'm gonna need you to escort me there immediately. 639 00:41:48,637 --> 00:41:50,139 I need your alpha gel. 640 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,677 TEQUILA: I'll go check the church. 641 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,157 (hissing) 642 00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:10,360 GINGER: We developed our alpha gel technology 643 00:42:10,393 --> 00:42:11,594 for our own agents... 644 00:42:11,628 --> 00:42:13,396 in the event of a head shot. 645 00:42:13,429 --> 00:42:14,865 The gel protects the brain. 646 00:42:14,898 --> 00:42:17,501 Then, in the lab, we use nanites... 647 00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:20,237 micro-bots, to repair tissue damage. 648 00:42:26,777 --> 00:42:28,378 There are side effects. 649 00:42:28,411 --> 00:42:29,612 Partial amnesia... 650 00:42:29,646 --> 00:42:31,648 regression to the younger self. 651 00:42:31,681 --> 00:42:35,652 With no idea who he was, there was nothing we could do. 652 00:42:36,586 --> 00:42:39,054 But now you guys are here... 653 00:42:39,088 --> 00:42:41,090 there's a good chance we can bring him back. 654 00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:10,487 POPPY: You're late. 655 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,155 Why are you still wearing that? 656 00:43:12,188 --> 00:43:15,791 Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines... 657 00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:18,228 I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much. 658 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:19,363 POPPY: Scaredy-cat. 659 00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:20,697 Shut up and sit down. 660 00:43:20,730 --> 00:43:22,065 Let's go! (beeps) 661 00:43:24,934 --> 00:43:27,304 CHARLIE: Crocodile Rock, please. 662 00:43:29,172 --> 00:43:31,041 Fuck you! 663 00:43:31,074 --> 00:43:32,942 (electricity crackling) (groaning) 664 00:43:32,976 --> 00:43:36,680 Hey, hey, Elton, language. 665 00:43:36,713 --> 00:43:39,950 Okay, as fabulous as your catalogue is... 666 00:43:39,983 --> 00:43:42,519 I think I want to hear some Gershwin. 667 00:43:42,552 --> 00:43:43,620 (sighs) 668 00:43:43,653 --> 00:43:44,788 (playing piano) 669 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:45,956 I still can't believe... 670 00:43:45,989 --> 00:43:48,492 you got away with kidnapping Elton John. 671 00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:51,360 I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities... 672 00:43:51,393 --> 00:43:54,297 it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion. 673 00:43:55,898 --> 00:43:58,301 Shit. Has Elton got the blue rash? 674 00:44:01,538 --> 00:44:02,572 Lights. 675 00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:04,108 (piano playing stops) 676 00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:06,476 Hey, Elton. 677 00:44:06,509 --> 00:44:08,510 Have you been a bad boy again? 678 00:44:08,543 --> 00:44:09,579 Mmm-mmm. 679 00:44:09,612 --> 00:44:12,081 You're lying. Look at your hands. 680 00:44:15,684 --> 00:44:16,952 What is it? 681 00:44:16,985 --> 00:44:19,922 It's proof that my plan is gonna work. 682 00:44:19,956 --> 00:44:24,193 It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. 683 00:44:24,226 --> 00:44:25,827 (gasps) 684 00:44:25,862 --> 00:44:28,132 Don't worry, I can fix it. 685 00:44:28,164 --> 00:44:29,800 Tell me who you partied with. 686 00:44:31,534 --> 00:44:33,003 (sighs) 687 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,139 It was Angel. 688 00:44:35,771 --> 00:44:39,741 Huh, not very angelic. 689 00:44:39,775 --> 00:44:41,411 Gonna have to clip his wings. 690 00:44:42,644 --> 00:44:44,014 (sighs) 691 00:45:18,014 --> 00:45:19,949 Close the door behind you. 692 00:45:28,324 --> 00:45:30,826 MAN: At what point are you going to start behaving 693 00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:32,728 like a Statesman, Tequila? 694 00:45:32,762 --> 00:45:35,298 You wanna go back to being a rodeo clown? 695 00:45:35,331 --> 00:45:37,266 No, sir. I apologize, sir. 696 00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:41,338 I'm Champagne. 697 00:45:41,371 --> 00:45:43,840 But anyone who knows what's good for him... 698 00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:46,876 calls me Champ. 699 00:45:47,677 --> 00:45:49,278 Sorry for your troubles. 700 00:45:50,045 --> 00:45:51,880 As your American cousins... 701 00:45:51,914 --> 00:45:57,121 I'm placing all of Statesman's considerably larger resources at your disposal. 702 00:45:59,722 --> 00:46:02,391 Can you imagine us in the clothing business? 703 00:46:02,425 --> 00:46:03,427 (chuckles) 704 00:46:05,862 --> 00:46:08,064 Now, how can I help you? 705 00:46:08,097 --> 00:46:10,000 EGGSY: First of all, I've got to thank you 706 00:46:10,032 --> 00:46:11,601 for saving Agent Galahad. 707 00:46:11,634 --> 00:46:12,802 Wait. 708 00:46:12,835 --> 00:46:14,703 You said that you were Galahad. 709 00:46:14,737 --> 00:46:17,039 Oh, no, he's talking about the butterfly guy. 710 00:46:17,074 --> 00:46:18,742 That used to be his handle. Oh. 711 00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:19,909 EGGSY: Galahad always said, 712 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,144 "You've got to look at the bigger picture... 713 00:46:21,177 --> 00:46:23,211 "ask 'why' as well as 'who'." 714 00:46:23,246 --> 00:46:25,248 So if someone wanted to take out Kingsman... 715 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:27,450 then they've got to be planning something major. 716 00:46:27,483 --> 00:46:28,750 So what do you know? 717 00:46:28,784 --> 00:46:30,152 They're a drug cartel, we think. 718 00:46:30,186 --> 00:46:32,556 The name Golden Circle keeps coming up. 719 00:46:32,588 --> 00:46:35,023 Mmm. We'll look into them. What else? 720 00:46:35,057 --> 00:46:37,626 One of our former trainees is working with them. 721 00:46:37,661 --> 00:46:40,262 Charlie Hesketh. Total prick. 722 00:46:40,295 --> 00:46:42,565 You got any promising leads on him? 723 00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:43,733 His ex-girlfriend. 724 00:46:43,766 --> 00:46:46,735 I've been tracking her through social media. 725 00:46:46,768 --> 00:46:50,139 We believe she's still in contact with him. 726 00:46:50,172 --> 00:46:53,910 And she's going to Glastonbury Music Festival. 727 00:46:55,144 --> 00:46:57,012 Oh, good. 728 00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:59,382 Agent Tequila, break out your dancing shoes. 729 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:00,650 You have a new mission. 730 00:47:00,684 --> 00:47:01,985 Yes, sir. 731 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:03,954 CHAMP: Hold up. 732 00:47:06,356 --> 00:47:07,323 You feeling okay? 733 00:47:07,356 --> 00:47:10,360 I'm a little tired, but fine, thanks. 734 00:47:10,393 --> 00:47:11,527 Galahad, you ready? 735 00:47:11,561 --> 00:47:12,662 CHAMP: Your face... 736 00:47:12,695 --> 00:47:14,064 You got... 737 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,835 What the fuck? 738 00:47:18,867 --> 00:47:20,503 CHAMP: Oh, shit. 739 00:47:21,704 --> 00:47:22,904 Head to the sick bay. 740 00:47:22,938 --> 00:47:25,442 Have Ginger check you out. 741 00:47:25,474 --> 00:47:28,377 (whistles) Hey, give him your glasses. 742 00:47:32,648 --> 00:47:35,018 You're in luck, kid. Put 'em on. 743 00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:37,919 You get our finest senior agent 744 00:47:37,954 --> 00:47:39,889 to join you instead. 745 00:47:39,922 --> 00:47:42,491 Right now, he's in our New York office. 746 00:47:42,525 --> 00:47:45,128 Galahad, meet Agent Whiskey. 747 00:47:47,630 --> 00:47:49,065 WHISKEY: Kid... 748 00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:52,669 looks like we're hookin' up with a chick at a rock concert. 749 00:47:52,702 --> 00:47:54,771 My favorite kind of mission. 750 00:47:54,804 --> 00:47:57,240 I'm sending my jet to pick you up. 751 00:48:08,251 --> 00:48:11,255 GINGER: We've dealt with this kind of amnesia before. 752 00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:14,925 Harry's like a computer that needs to be rebooted. 753 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:20,030 We need to recreate a shock or trauma from his past... 754 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:21,431 to trigger his memory. 755 00:48:22,965 --> 00:48:24,300 MERLIN: I hope you're right. 756 00:48:28,737 --> 00:48:30,106 (gasps) 757 00:48:33,909 --> 00:48:35,278 Uh, excuse me. 758 00:48:35,311 --> 00:48:38,014 There seems to be some sort of a problem here. 759 00:48:38,047 --> 00:48:40,684 Help! Somebody! 760 00:48:40,717 --> 00:48:44,021 What the hell is going on? Help me! 761 00:48:46,856 --> 00:48:48,091 Help! 762 00:48:49,791 --> 00:48:50,927 Oh, God! 763 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,230 Stop! Fuck! 764 00:49:14,451 --> 00:49:15,552 Get him out now. 765 00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:17,521 No, no, wait. His instincts are gonna kick in. 766 00:49:21,056 --> 00:49:22,658 (muffled yelling) 767 00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:31,335 No. I'm sorry to do this. 768 00:49:41,411 --> 00:49:43,213 (coughing) 769 00:49:46,449 --> 00:49:47,684 (gasping) 770 00:49:52,288 --> 00:49:54,523 Are you okay? What happened? 771 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:57,125 Harry, you've forgotten who you are. 772 00:49:57,159 --> 00:50:00,562 We thought this might jog your memory. 773 00:50:00,597 --> 00:50:03,666 Look, when you were young, you had a choice. 774 00:50:03,699 --> 00:50:06,435 To either be a lepidopterist or to join the army. 775 00:50:06,469 --> 00:50:09,271 You chose the army. That led to Kingsman. 776 00:50:09,304 --> 00:50:12,274 You became a Kingsman agent. 777 00:50:12,309 --> 00:50:13,743 I doubt whether I'd work for anyone 778 00:50:13,777 --> 00:50:14,778 who drowns their employees. 779 00:50:15,844 --> 00:50:17,146 I want to go home. 780 00:50:17,179 --> 00:50:18,781 I want my butterfly collection. 781 00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:21,617 I want to see Mother. 782 00:50:23,152 --> 00:50:25,288 GINGER: There's nothing more we can do. 783 00:50:26,688 --> 00:50:28,257 It's time to let him go. 784 00:50:37,967 --> 00:50:39,436 EGGSY: Babe, I wish I could stay longer, 785 00:50:39,469 --> 00:50:41,104 but I've got to go on with this mission. 786 00:50:41,137 --> 00:50:44,240 Wait, wait, wait. 787 00:50:44,273 --> 00:50:46,777 Before you go, I wanna show you something. 788 00:50:49,045 --> 00:50:50,113 EGGSY: Aw! 789 00:50:50,146 --> 00:50:52,682 I know he could never replace JB... 790 00:50:52,715 --> 00:50:54,117 but... 791 00:50:56,085 --> 00:50:58,253 Oh, my days. 792 00:50:58,288 --> 00:51:00,523 I hoped he might make you happy. 793 00:51:02,391 --> 00:51:03,460 (chuckles) 794 00:51:03,492 --> 00:51:06,128 And give you another reason to come back home soon. 795 00:51:06,862 --> 00:51:08,196 I love him. 796 00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:10,333 But I don't need another reason to come home. 797 00:51:13,003 --> 00:51:14,271 (horn blaring) 798 00:51:17,273 --> 00:51:21,144 I apologize. Just waiting for my friend. 799 00:51:21,177 --> 00:51:23,079 I'll be back as soon as I can, I promise. 800 00:51:24,813 --> 00:51:26,915 Got to go save the world? Yep. 801 00:51:26,949 --> 00:51:28,751 Well, if you save the world... 802 00:51:29,952 --> 00:51:31,721 you know what that means. 803 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,390 Yeah, all right. 804 00:51:36,659 --> 00:51:37,661 Bye, buddy. 805 00:51:44,065 --> 00:51:45,601 Got the passes from my contact. 806 00:51:46,469 --> 00:51:48,438 You're gonna love Glastonbury. 807 00:51:49,371 --> 00:51:51,373 Well, that's the easy part, kid. 808 00:51:51,407 --> 00:51:53,510 Take a look in the glove box. 809 00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,248 EGGSY: Fucking hell, bruv. 810 00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:01,717 Thought everything was supposed to be bigger in America. 811 00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:04,153 Is this why you overcompensate with these massive cars? 812 00:52:04,186 --> 00:52:05,954 Goes on your finger. 813 00:52:05,989 --> 00:52:07,356 The surveillance tracker is in the tip. 814 00:52:07,389 --> 00:52:10,759 Apply light pressure for three seconds to release it. 815 00:52:10,793 --> 00:52:11,860 (crowd cheering) 816 00:52:11,894 --> 00:52:13,130 (rock music playing) 817 00:52:16,632 --> 00:52:19,201 EGGSY: Okay, so according to her Instagram feed... 818 00:52:19,235 --> 00:52:22,204 Charlie's ex-girlfriend is up ahead at the VIP bar. 819 00:52:22,237 --> 00:52:24,072 Which one of us is gonna plant the tracker? 820 00:52:24,106 --> 00:52:25,442 Bands, boys. 821 00:52:26,175 --> 00:52:28,211 Yeah, that's fine. 822 00:52:28,244 --> 00:52:30,947 WHISKEY: I say we both make an approach... 823 00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:32,882 whoever gets on best, goes for it. 824 00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:34,517 Well, it doesn't have to be a competition, bruv. 825 00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:35,919 Why don't we just go up to her... 826 00:52:35,952 --> 00:52:37,220 shake her hand, pat her on the back, 827 00:52:37,253 --> 00:52:39,389 whatever, you know. Job done. 828 00:52:39,422 --> 00:52:42,592 The hand is not a mucous membrane, Eggsy. 829 00:52:42,626 --> 00:52:44,560 Neither is the back. 830 00:52:44,592 --> 00:52:46,394 They teach you anything at Kingsman? 831 00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:47,864 What are you talking about? 832 00:52:47,896 --> 00:52:50,599 Our trackers are designed to enter the bloodstream. 833 00:52:50,632 --> 00:52:53,969 They circulate harmlessly, providing full audio and GPS. 834 00:52:54,003 --> 00:52:55,171 EGGSY: Mucus membrane. 835 00:52:55,204 --> 00:52:56,873 That's like up the nose, isn't it? 836 00:52:56,905 --> 00:52:58,842 What the fuck am I gonna do? Stick my finger... 837 00:53:02,711 --> 00:53:04,914 It's not just inside the nose, is it? 838 00:53:04,947 --> 00:53:07,951 No, Eggsy, it ain't. Fuck. 839 00:53:07,983 --> 00:53:09,818 All right, I'll take the first crack. 840 00:53:09,851 --> 00:53:11,554 Watch and learn, buddy. 841 00:53:11,586 --> 00:53:12,789 (scoffs) 842 00:53:14,222 --> 00:53:15,625 Good luck. 843 00:53:21,431 --> 00:53:23,331 Here you go, ma'am. Thank you. 844 00:53:23,364 --> 00:53:24,500 Miss, I beg your pardon. 845 00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:26,802 Now, I don't wanna pester you... 846 00:53:26,835 --> 00:53:28,704 but I just have to know, what time are you playing? 847 00:53:29,871 --> 00:53:31,507 I'm not in a band. 848 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:33,008 Oh, God. Who did you think I was? 849 00:53:33,041 --> 00:53:34,442 Please don't say someone ghastly. 850 00:53:34,476 --> 00:53:37,146 God damn it, now I feel like a fool. 851 00:53:37,179 --> 00:53:41,550 I just assumed that a woman with your charisma... 852 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,719 well, she just had to be somebody. 853 00:53:43,753 --> 00:53:44,888 Right. 854 00:53:45,554 --> 00:53:46,489 Thank you. 855 00:53:46,521 --> 00:53:48,023 No, it's okay. I know you didn't mean 856 00:53:48,056 --> 00:53:49,324 to make me feel like a dumbass. 857 00:53:49,358 --> 00:53:50,592 So I'll let you make it up to me 858 00:53:50,626 --> 00:53:52,461 by letting me buy you a drink. 859 00:53:53,128 --> 00:53:54,463 Follow my finger. 860 00:53:58,967 --> 00:54:01,002 (chuckles) What are we doing? 861 00:54:01,036 --> 00:54:03,071 Swiping to the left. 862 00:54:03,105 --> 00:54:05,208 What, you don't do Tinder in America? 863 00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:06,576 Tinder what? 864 00:54:06,608 --> 00:54:09,612 Do you know, I think it's probably a generational thing. 865 00:54:09,644 --> 00:54:12,615 It translates as "Go away, old man." 866 00:54:16,018 --> 00:54:17,253 Be good, be cool. 867 00:54:17,686 --> 00:54:18,755 Bye. 868 00:54:20,188 --> 00:54:22,024 Thank you for that. 869 00:54:22,057 --> 00:54:24,193 I'm Clara. River. 870 00:54:24,226 --> 00:54:27,195 Bloody hell, is that the time? 871 00:54:27,228 --> 00:54:28,330 You know what, I'm so jetlagged 872 00:54:28,364 --> 00:54:30,298 I don't know if I'm coming or going. 873 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,901 Where've you been? Anywhere nice? 874 00:54:31,934 --> 00:54:35,204 South America. Been spending a bit of time out there. 875 00:54:35,237 --> 00:54:36,472 Training with the shaman, 876 00:54:36,505 --> 00:54:38,741 and trying to really connect with my spirit animal. 877 00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:40,910 Yeah. I'm a crow. 878 00:54:40,943 --> 00:54:42,646 And, hang on, let me guess... 879 00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:44,280 No. Jaguar. 880 00:54:44,313 --> 00:54:46,416 What? No! Oh, my God! 881 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:48,518 Yes? How did you even know that? 882 00:54:48,550 --> 00:54:51,219 Look, it totally is. Check it out. 883 00:54:51,253 --> 00:54:53,855 Oh. Ino Moxo. Black jaguar. Very nice. 884 00:54:53,889 --> 00:54:57,059 You know what? I wanna buy you a drink. 885 00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,364 (indistinct chatter) 886 00:55:05,768 --> 00:55:07,704 MERLIN: Eggsy sent this from Glastonbury. 887 00:55:09,737 --> 00:55:13,309 And #bluerash is trending on Twitter. 888 00:55:13,342 --> 00:55:15,644 Have you found any correlation between these cases? 889 00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:17,779 Only recreational drug use. 890 00:55:17,813 --> 00:55:18,847 Ah. 891 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:22,085 I know. Not very Statesman-like. 892 00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:24,519 Tequila here... 893 00:55:24,554 --> 00:55:27,756 he is our resident bad boy. 894 00:55:27,789 --> 00:55:29,257 You don't think this could be related 895 00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:31,460 to The Golden Circle, do you? 896 00:55:31,494 --> 00:55:35,396 A drug cartel poisoning its customers? 897 00:55:35,431 --> 00:55:36,733 Doesn't make sense. 898 00:55:37,065 --> 00:55:38,434 Mmm. 899 00:55:43,672 --> 00:55:45,809 CHARLIE: Poppy, would you pass the sugar, please? 900 00:55:46,342 --> 00:55:48,010 POPPY: Okay. 901 00:55:48,043 --> 00:55:51,748 But it's really bad for you. 902 00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:54,817 Eight times more addictive than cocaine. 903 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,487 Five times more likely to cause death. 904 00:55:57,519 --> 00:55:59,155 But it's legal... 905 00:55:59,188 --> 00:56:01,490 so, you go ahead. Knock yourself out. 906 00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:05,927 Don't get me started on tobacco and alcohol. 907 00:56:05,961 --> 00:56:08,364 Peddle that stuff and you're in Fortune 500. 908 00:56:08,396 --> 00:56:10,032 But me? No! 909 00:56:10,065 --> 00:56:11,467 I'm out here hiding 910 00:56:11,501 --> 00:56:14,170 in the middle of nowhere. Homesick. 911 00:56:14,202 --> 00:56:15,570 Because I sell drugs. 912 00:56:15,603 --> 00:56:19,107 Oh, Pops. You're doing this because you're homesick? 913 00:56:19,141 --> 00:56:20,843 POPPY: Yes. 914 00:56:20,876 --> 00:56:23,145 I want freedom. 915 00:56:23,179 --> 00:56:25,081 I want fame. 916 00:56:25,114 --> 00:56:28,483 Our profits were 250 billion dollars last year. 917 00:56:28,518 --> 00:56:29,985 I am the most successful businesswoman 918 00:56:30,018 --> 00:56:32,154 in the world, but nobody knows who I am. 919 00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:33,323 Pops, Pops. 920 00:56:33,356 --> 00:56:35,291 It's not long now, eh? 921 00:56:35,324 --> 00:56:37,259 You're right, thank you. 922 00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:38,661 ANGEL: Sorry to interrupt you. 923 00:56:38,693 --> 00:56:41,329 You wanted to see me, Madam Poppy? 924 00:56:41,362 --> 00:56:44,399 Yes, Angel. In The Golden Circle... 925 00:56:44,432 --> 00:56:46,601 we do not sample the merchandise... 926 00:56:46,635 --> 00:56:49,639 and we do not break the rules. 927 00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:52,407 Which is why I have invested in robots... 928 00:56:52,442 --> 00:56:54,777 because they are so much more reliable 929 00:56:54,809 --> 00:56:57,112 and trustworthy than human beings. 930 00:56:58,047 --> 00:56:59,416 (whistles) 931 00:57:02,751 --> 00:57:04,086 (panting) 932 00:57:05,353 --> 00:57:06,556 Oh! 933 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,462 (yelling) 934 00:57:13,963 --> 00:57:15,465 (screaming) 935 00:57:26,976 --> 00:57:28,711 Oh! Oh, no. Whoa! Whoa! 936 00:57:38,253 --> 00:57:39,922 (sighs) 937 00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:41,990 (crowd cheering) 938 00:57:42,025 --> 00:57:43,226 (rock music playing) 939 00:57:45,693 --> 00:57:48,063 CLARA: Sorry we never found your friends. 940 00:57:48,097 --> 00:57:50,299 Well, we all go on our separate journeys... 941 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,968 but, ultimately, we'll all arrive 942 00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:53,569 at the same destination. 943 00:57:53,601 --> 00:57:56,637 Shall we check my tent? See if they're there? 944 00:57:56,672 --> 00:57:58,942 Uh... Yeah. Oh, come on. 945 00:58:04,012 --> 00:58:05,514 Wow. 946 00:58:05,547 --> 00:58:07,182 This is amazing. 947 00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:10,252 Come on. 948 00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:13,322 Uh, you know what, I'm busting for a pee actually. (chuckles) 949 00:58:13,355 --> 00:58:15,057 You could do it on me if you want. 950 00:58:15,858 --> 00:58:16,960 Uh... 951 00:58:17,626 --> 00:58:18,961 Maybe in a bit. 952 00:58:19,695 --> 00:58:21,362 Give me a sec, yeah? 953 00:58:21,396 --> 00:58:23,900 Okay, but hurry up, River. 954 00:58:23,932 --> 00:58:26,902 Been waiting all night for you to at least kiss me. 955 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:29,539 (chuckles) 956 00:58:30,139 --> 00:58:32,008 (cell phone ringing) 957 00:58:33,842 --> 00:58:34,744 Hey! 958 00:58:34,777 --> 00:58:37,746 EGGSY: Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. 959 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:39,115 I've got to sleep with a target... 960 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:41,850 but I won't do it, unless you agree that it's all right. 961 00:58:41,884 --> 00:58:44,420 You've got to be fucking kidding. 962 00:58:44,452 --> 00:58:46,255 What was I, target practice? 963 00:58:46,288 --> 00:58:48,791 Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you... 964 00:58:48,824 --> 00:58:50,525 rather than me doing it and not telling you. 965 00:58:50,559 --> 00:58:53,394 Kind of got a bit of a "save the world" situation here. 966 00:58:53,429 --> 00:58:55,298 How the fuck is screwing someone 967 00:58:55,331 --> 00:58:56,932 gonna save the world? 968 00:58:56,965 --> 00:58:58,867 Well, it's a bit complicated... 969 00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:01,837 but trust me, I would not be doing it if I didn't have to. 970 00:59:04,974 --> 00:59:07,409 Babe, please believe me. I love you. 971 00:59:07,443 --> 00:59:08,644 You are the person I wanna spend 972 00:59:08,677 --> 00:59:09,945 the rest of my life with. 973 00:59:12,014 --> 00:59:13,248 Is that a proposal? 974 00:59:15,317 --> 00:59:16,485 Um... 975 00:59:16,518 --> 00:59:18,353 Because I think I'd give you my permission. 976 00:59:18,387 --> 00:59:22,191 Having that security, knowing that we were committed... 977 00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:25,193 In that context, yeah. Yeah, I'd feel different. 978 00:59:26,262 --> 00:59:28,231 Right. Well, I mean... 979 00:59:28,264 --> 00:59:29,398 I want to be with you, 980 00:59:29,431 --> 00:59:31,032 but being a public figure, babe... 981 00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:32,302 like a prince... 982 00:59:33,302 --> 00:59:34,470 It's a bit of a factor, you know, 983 00:59:34,503 --> 00:59:35,805 what with my job and stuff. 984 00:59:37,438 --> 00:59:39,608 Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay. 985 00:59:39,641 --> 00:59:41,676 Uh, look, we need to talk about this properly. 986 00:59:41,710 --> 00:59:43,812 Just give me five minutes, okay? 987 00:59:44,713 --> 00:59:47,416 Don't put yourself down, Eggsy. 988 00:59:47,449 --> 00:59:49,685 I'm sure you can last longer than that. 989 00:59:55,490 --> 00:59:56,960 (sighs) 990 01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:06,101 (flushes) 991 01:00:15,911 --> 01:00:18,581 What's the matter? Nothing. 992 01:00:18,614 --> 01:00:20,014 I just feel that our spirit animals 993 01:00:20,048 --> 01:00:21,717 need more time to get in sync... 994 01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:25,120 and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane. 995 01:00:25,152 --> 01:00:26,355 Totally. 996 01:00:26,387 --> 01:00:27,755 Yeah? 997 01:00:27,789 --> 01:00:30,293 Or we could just... 998 01:00:31,559 --> 01:00:32,862 fuck? 999 01:00:38,634 --> 01:00:39,936 Clara, I don't think I can. 1000 01:00:49,744 --> 01:00:51,679 But you know what? 1001 01:00:51,713 --> 01:00:54,182 My crow is looking for a place to nest. 1002 01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:39,360 MERLIN: Good work, Eggsy! 1003 01:01:39,394 --> 01:01:40,762 Tracker fully functional. 1004 01:01:40,795 --> 01:01:42,931 (Clara moaning on speakers) 1005 01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:45,835 Don't worry, I've been through this with Whiskey before. 1006 01:01:46,835 --> 01:01:48,236 Nice to be working with an agent 1007 01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:50,005 who knows what he's doing. 1008 01:01:50,038 --> 01:01:50,938 (sighs) 1009 01:01:50,972 --> 01:01:54,610 CLARA: Wow, Mr. Crow. My turn. 1010 01:01:54,643 --> 01:01:56,511 EGGSY: I'm sorry. I can't. 1011 01:01:56,545 --> 01:01:57,813 I'm in a relationship. 1012 01:01:57,847 --> 01:02:00,216 That's adorable. Listen, so am I. 1013 01:02:00,248 --> 01:02:03,985 What happens at Glasto, stays in Glasto. 1014 01:02:04,585 --> 01:02:05,821 I can't. 1015 01:02:06,288 --> 01:02:07,356 Bye, Clara. 1016 01:02:11,693 --> 01:02:12,795 (line ringing) 1017 01:02:12,827 --> 01:02:14,028 (voicemail) This is Princess T, 1018 01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:15,364 please leave a message. 1019 01:02:17,599 --> 01:02:18,900 MAN (on phone): Motor Manor Hotel... 1020 01:02:18,934 --> 01:02:21,135 Yeah, can you put me through to Princess Tilde, please. 1021 01:02:21,170 --> 01:02:23,872 Oh, actually, sir, I'm just looking at my computer... 1022 01:02:23,905 --> 01:02:25,440 and I'm afraid that the princess 1023 01:02:25,474 --> 01:02:26,642 is already checked out. 1024 01:02:26,675 --> 01:02:27,877 EGGSY: Thank you. 1025 01:02:30,512 --> 01:02:31,514 Fuck! 1026 01:02:58,673 --> 01:02:59,876 Harry. 1027 01:03:01,943 --> 01:03:04,212 What's going on? I was just packing. 1028 01:03:04,246 --> 01:03:05,446 Look at these lovely toiletries 1029 01:03:05,481 --> 01:03:07,749 Merlin very kindly gave me as a leaving present. 1030 01:03:07,782 --> 01:03:09,018 Here, try this aftershave. 1031 01:03:10,184 --> 01:03:11,887 Yeah, I know, Harry. I'm wearing it. 1032 01:03:14,789 --> 01:03:16,159 Listen, you can't just give up. 1033 01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:18,527 Give up? 1034 01:03:18,561 --> 01:03:21,664 No, on the contrary. I'm about to achieve my dream. 1035 01:03:21,697 --> 01:03:22,931 Researching rare butterflies 1036 01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:25,401 alongside some of the finest minds in entomology. 1037 01:03:35,110 --> 01:03:38,748 You know, you may as well have me stuck up on this wall. 1038 01:03:38,780 --> 01:03:42,384 'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly more interesting than me. 1039 01:03:42,418 --> 01:03:43,518 Sorry? 1040 01:03:43,552 --> 01:03:48,023 When you and I first met, I was just, like, a maggot. 1041 01:03:48,056 --> 01:03:49,425 Maggots turn into flies. 1042 01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,026 Perhaps you mean larva. 1043 01:03:51,059 --> 01:03:52,994 Larva, yeah, okay. Whatever. The point is... 1044 01:03:53,027 --> 01:03:55,096 everyone wanted to squash me. 1045 01:03:56,331 --> 01:03:57,699 But not you. 1046 01:03:57,733 --> 01:04:00,803 You helped me to become a caterpillar. 1047 01:04:00,835 --> 01:04:02,437 And now I've got wings. 1048 01:04:03,405 --> 01:04:05,440 I'm flying higher than I ever dreamed. 1049 01:04:05,474 --> 01:04:07,276 And that is all thanks to you. 1050 01:04:07,309 --> 01:04:09,344 I hate to seem rude, but I need to finish packing 1051 01:04:09,378 --> 01:04:10,546 and get some sleep. 1052 01:04:10,579 --> 01:04:11,980 Harry, you can't just walk away. 1053 01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,582 Kingsman needs you. 1054 01:04:13,615 --> 01:04:15,918 The whole world needs you. 1055 01:04:18,719 --> 01:04:20,288 I need you. 1056 01:04:21,157 --> 01:04:23,392 Eggy, whoever the Harry was 1057 01:04:23,425 --> 01:04:25,928 that you knew, he's gone, I'm afraid. 1058 01:04:26,293 --> 01:04:27,362 Goodbye. 1059 01:05:03,699 --> 01:05:06,469 (country music playing on speakers) 1060 01:05:06,501 --> 01:05:07,802 That's not a martini. 1061 01:05:07,835 --> 01:05:09,771 It is in Kentucky. 1062 01:05:09,804 --> 01:05:11,007 Fair enough. 1063 01:05:19,313 --> 01:05:20,750 HARRY: Here's to you, Eggsy. 1064 01:05:20,782 --> 01:05:23,152 You're exactly what Kingsman needs. 1065 01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:33,796 (line ringing) 1066 01:05:33,829 --> 01:05:35,063 (voicemail) This is Princess T. 1067 01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:36,532 Please leave a message. 1068 01:05:40,101 --> 01:05:41,870 Can I have another martini, please? 1069 01:05:41,903 --> 01:05:43,306 Sure. 1070 01:05:44,306 --> 01:05:45,374 Thanks. 1071 01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,382 (cell phone chimes) 1072 01:05:59,387 --> 01:06:00,489 (scoffs) Give up. 1073 01:06:09,465 --> 01:06:10,599 (chuckles) 1074 01:06:35,423 --> 01:06:36,891 You know what? 1075 01:06:36,925 --> 01:06:39,228 That was the best martini I've ever had. 1076 01:06:40,362 --> 01:06:41,730 Keep the change. 1077 01:06:41,762 --> 01:06:43,031 Thanks. 1078 01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:47,702 (whimpers) 1079 01:06:57,545 --> 01:06:58,813 EGGSY: It's all right. Don't panic. 1080 01:06:58,847 --> 01:07:01,584 Just thought I'd bring you a little leaving present. 1081 01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:08,556 What do you think? He's lovely, isn't he? 1082 01:07:08,590 --> 01:07:09,758 (chuckles) 1083 01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:11,326 Would you like to hold him? 1084 01:07:14,396 --> 01:07:15,564 Hello. 1085 01:07:24,472 --> 01:07:26,708 Do you think I should shoot him? 1086 01:07:26,742 --> 01:07:29,211 Are you quite mad? What? What's the problem? 1087 01:07:29,244 --> 01:07:31,346 No! You can't! Eh? What? 1088 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:33,582 No, you'll have to shoot me! Shoot you? 1089 01:07:33,614 --> 01:07:34,515 Well, I will shoot you. 1090 01:07:34,548 --> 01:07:36,018 No. No one's sick enough to shoot a puppy! 1091 01:07:36,050 --> 01:07:37,085 Well, what about you, Harry? 1092 01:07:37,119 --> 01:07:38,521 You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! 1093 01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:39,655 Do you remember? 1094 01:07:40,588 --> 01:07:42,357 (heavy breathing) 1095 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:45,461 (gasps) 1096 01:08:02,177 --> 01:08:04,112 EGGSY: You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! 1097 01:08:32,006 --> 01:08:33,942 It was a blank. Yes, Harry. Yes! 1098 01:08:33,975 --> 01:08:35,043 It was a fucking blank! 1099 01:08:35,076 --> 01:08:36,110 That's right. It was a blank! 1100 01:08:36,144 --> 01:08:37,413 I would never hurt Mr. Pickle! 1101 01:08:37,445 --> 01:08:39,280 Yes, Harry! He lived to a ripe old age! 1102 01:08:39,314 --> 01:08:40,783 He died of pancreatitis! 1103 01:08:46,954 --> 01:08:48,657 You're not Mr. Pickle. 1104 01:08:55,863 --> 01:08:56,865 Eggsy. 1105 01:08:58,833 --> 01:09:00,301 Hello, Harry. 1106 01:09:12,780 --> 01:09:14,315 Eggsy. 1107 01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:21,055 Valentine has to be stopped. No, I know. 1108 01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:22,289 He has a device. It's all right. 1109 01:09:22,323 --> 01:09:24,192 It's sorted. Don't worry. 1110 01:09:24,225 --> 01:09:26,228 We got a lot of catching up to do. 1111 01:09:26,994 --> 01:09:29,197 Well, well. 1112 01:09:29,230 --> 01:09:31,466 I suppose I should cancel that taxi. 1113 01:09:32,167 --> 01:09:33,602 HARRY: Yes. 1114 01:09:33,636 --> 01:09:34,904 If you don't mind... 1115 01:09:36,637 --> 01:09:37,840 Merlin. 1116 01:09:39,707 --> 01:09:41,743 Welcome back... 1117 01:09:41,777 --> 01:09:42,877 Galahad. 1118 01:09:47,615 --> 01:09:49,551 EGGSY: Now that we've finished the debrief, Harry... 1119 01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:51,452 here's a couple of welcome back gifts. 1120 01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:53,122 First up... 1121 01:09:53,154 --> 01:09:55,122 a brand-new Kingsman watch. 1122 01:09:55,155 --> 01:09:56,291 Advanced software, 1123 01:09:56,324 --> 01:09:58,393 it can hack into anything with a microchip. 1124 01:09:58,426 --> 01:09:59,793 It is the bollocks. 1125 01:09:59,828 --> 01:10:01,296 And Merlin... 1126 01:10:01,329 --> 01:10:02,530 MERLIN: I made you these. 1127 01:10:05,966 --> 01:10:07,268 A-ha. 1128 01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:27,989 Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. 1129 01:10:28,023 --> 01:10:30,125 How do I look? You look... 1130 01:10:30,158 --> 01:10:33,962 Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. 1131 01:10:35,729 --> 01:10:36,997 Now... 1132 01:10:37,032 --> 01:10:40,235 why don't you get out of our bar... 1133 01:10:40,268 --> 01:10:43,172 before I take out your other one? 1134 01:10:43,204 --> 01:10:45,073 Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor 1135 01:10:45,105 --> 01:10:46,942 from out of town, moonshine? 1136 01:10:46,975 --> 01:10:48,377 Okay. 1137 01:10:49,543 --> 01:10:52,180 Suck my southern dick... 1138 01:10:52,213 --> 01:10:54,048 bitch. 1139 01:10:54,082 --> 01:10:56,518 Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary. 1140 01:10:57,786 --> 01:10:59,320 Good day, sir. 1141 01:11:03,524 --> 01:11:05,092 Well? 1142 01:11:05,127 --> 01:11:06,962 What are you ladies waitin' for? 1143 01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:08,831 Manners... 1144 01:11:10,564 --> 01:11:11,666 maketh... 1145 01:11:14,203 --> 01:11:15,604 man. 1146 01:11:17,204 --> 01:11:18,873 Do you know what that means? 1147 01:11:21,076 --> 01:11:23,011 Then let me teach you a lesson. 1148 01:11:33,453 --> 01:11:35,355 Are we going to stand around here all day? 1149 01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:36,791 Or are we going to... (grunts) 1150 01:11:36,824 --> 01:11:38,358 (glass shatters) 1151 01:11:38,393 --> 01:11:40,362 MAN: You big... (men whooping) 1152 01:11:41,162 --> 01:11:42,864 (grunting) 1153 01:11:51,939 --> 01:11:53,041 (groans) 1154 01:11:58,445 --> 01:12:00,381 Well, pick him up. 1155 01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:03,886 Now, that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. 1156 01:12:05,921 --> 01:12:10,057 Manners maketh man. 1157 01:12:10,091 --> 01:12:11,493 Let me translate that for you. 1158 01:12:13,962 --> 01:12:15,531 (grunting) 1159 01:12:31,311 --> 01:12:32,480 What's wrong with me, Merlin? 1160 01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:33,648 I thought you fixed me? 1161 01:12:33,681 --> 01:12:35,951 Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways. 1162 01:12:35,984 --> 01:12:38,286 But it'll take time to get your coordination back. 1163 01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:39,921 (screams and groans) 1164 01:12:45,094 --> 01:12:46,095 (whip cracks) 1165 01:12:59,073 --> 01:13:00,708 And the phantom butterflies? 1166 01:13:00,742 --> 01:13:02,476 You will experience episodes... 1167 01:13:02,510 --> 01:13:03,744 lapses of clarity. 1168 01:13:03,778 --> 01:13:05,847 You'll be back to normal soon. 1169 01:13:06,448 --> 01:13:08,584 (grunting) 1170 01:13:20,962 --> 01:13:22,965 Whoo. 1171 01:13:22,997 --> 01:13:25,500 I feel like a tornado in a trailer park. 1172 01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:30,438 CHOIR: ♪ Golden Circle proudly presents ♪ 1173 01:13:30,470 --> 01:13:33,440 Mr. President, my name is Poppy Adams. 1174 01:13:33,474 --> 01:13:36,677 I believe the UN has no teeth. 1175 01:13:36,712 --> 01:13:38,513 So I've selected you, as leader of the free world, 1176 01:13:38,546 --> 01:13:40,414 to receive this communication. 1177 01:13:40,448 --> 01:13:42,116 And I invite you to begin negotiations... 1178 01:13:42,149 --> 01:13:46,186 on the largest scale hostage situation in history. 1179 01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:47,421 A few weeks ago, 1180 01:13:47,454 --> 01:13:49,257 an engineered virus was released... 1181 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:52,092 contained in all varieties of my product. 1182 01:13:52,127 --> 01:13:56,597 Cannabis, cocaine, heroin, opium, ecstasy... 1183 01:13:56,631 --> 01:13:58,033 ...and crystal meth. 1184 01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:01,937 Some of you are already infected. 1185 01:14:01,970 --> 01:14:04,006 And this is what you can expect 1186 01:14:04,038 --> 01:14:05,939 in the coming days. 1187 01:14:05,974 --> 01:14:08,976 After a brief incubation period... 1188 01:14:09,010 --> 01:14:10,979 victims present with stage one symptoms. 1189 01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:12,313 (snaps fingers) 1190 01:14:12,346 --> 01:14:13,548 A blue rash. 1191 01:14:14,481 --> 01:14:15,582 Next... 1192 01:14:15,615 --> 01:14:17,618 second stage symptoms appear. 1193 01:14:17,652 --> 01:14:19,421 (snaps fingers) Mania... 1194 01:14:19,453 --> 01:14:21,088 as the virus enters the brain. 1195 01:14:21,122 --> 01:14:23,458 (whispers) Very distressing to the victim 1196 01:14:23,490 --> 01:14:25,226 and those around them. 1197 01:14:26,394 --> 01:14:27,695 Stage three... (snaps fingers) 1198 01:14:29,063 --> 01:14:30,097 (gasping) Paralysis. 1199 01:14:30,131 --> 01:14:33,001 Muscles enter a state of catastrophic seizure. 1200 01:14:33,034 --> 01:14:35,903 And once the muscles of the thorax become affected... 1201 01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:38,507 breathing becomes impossible... 1202 01:14:38,539 --> 01:14:42,877 leading to a very nasty death within 12 hours. 1203 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:49,884 But I have good news to the millions already affected. 1204 01:14:49,917 --> 01:14:51,652 It doesn't have to be this way. 1205 01:14:51,686 --> 01:14:54,957 I have an antidote. 1206 01:14:54,989 --> 01:14:56,123 (snaps fingers) 1207 01:15:09,738 --> 01:15:12,975 What have you done to me, you fucking bitch? 1208 01:15:14,876 --> 01:15:16,610 (sighs) 100% effective... 1209 01:15:16,644 --> 01:15:18,380 and ready to ship out worldwide 1210 01:15:18,412 --> 01:15:20,014 at a moment's notice. 1211 01:15:20,047 --> 01:15:22,250 Get out of my room! You have my word. 1212 01:15:22,283 --> 01:15:23,952 Get out! I will do this... 1213 01:15:23,984 --> 01:15:27,554 if the following conditions are met. 1214 01:15:27,588 --> 01:15:30,259 Get out of my fucking room! 1215 01:15:31,493 --> 01:15:34,329 First, you agree to end the war on drugs, 1216 01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:35,762 once and for all. 1217 01:15:35,796 --> 01:15:38,500 All classes of substance are legalized... 1218 01:15:38,533 --> 01:15:40,502 paving the way to a new marketplace 1219 01:15:40,534 --> 01:15:43,604 in which sales are regulated and taxed... 1220 01:15:43,637 --> 01:15:45,038 as per alcohol. 1221 01:15:45,073 --> 01:15:50,378 And second, my colleagues and I receive full legal immunity. 1222 01:15:50,411 --> 01:15:51,546 Meet my terms... 1223 01:15:51,578 --> 01:15:52,713 and I look forward to helping you 1224 01:15:52,747 --> 01:15:54,849 keep our beloved country great... 1225 01:15:54,881 --> 01:15:56,216 boosting our ailing economy, 1226 01:15:56,251 --> 01:15:59,387 and easing spending on law enforcement. 1227 01:15:59,421 --> 01:16:01,757 Or continue this blinkered, outmoded... 1228 01:16:01,789 --> 01:16:05,726 and, frankly, disastrous exercise in prohibition... 1229 01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,030 and live with blood on your hands. 1230 01:16:09,096 --> 01:16:11,632 Save lives. Legalize. 1231 01:16:17,171 --> 01:16:19,974 I told you that shit was no good for you. 1232 01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:30,652 REPORTER: Who is Poppy Adams? 1233 01:16:30,685 --> 01:16:32,421 After graduating Harvard Business School... 1234 01:16:32,453 --> 01:16:33,787 Adams was briefly held 1235 01:16:33,822 --> 01:16:35,690 for serious mental health issues... 1236 01:16:35,722 --> 01:16:37,759 before disappearing without a trace. 1237 01:16:37,792 --> 01:16:40,461 Intelligent, ambitious, ruthless, 1238 01:16:40,494 --> 01:16:43,997 lacks empathy, superficial charm. 1239 01:16:44,032 --> 01:16:47,635 All the elements of a great CEO. 1240 01:16:47,667 --> 01:16:50,104 Or a psychopath. 1241 01:16:50,137 --> 01:16:51,139 Following the broadcast 1242 01:16:51,172 --> 01:16:52,740 of Adams's message to the president... 1243 01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,943 there were scenes of chaos today... 1244 01:16:54,975 --> 01:16:57,578 at medical centers across the country and around the world. 1245 01:16:57,612 --> 01:16:58,913 DOCTOR: We have no more beds available. 1246 01:16:58,947 --> 01:17:02,016 The hospital is at full capacity. 1247 01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:03,618 The blue rash is now being renamed 1248 01:17:03,652 --> 01:17:04,918 "The Dancing Disease"... 1249 01:17:04,952 --> 01:17:08,356 as victims begin to exhibit stage two symptoms. 1250 01:17:14,195 --> 01:17:15,930 Let's prep the cryo unit. 1251 01:17:15,963 --> 01:17:17,265 MERLIN: You want to freeze him? 1252 01:17:17,297 --> 01:17:18,666 GINGER: Exactly. 1253 01:17:18,699 --> 01:17:19,900 REPORTER: Victims of the virus 1254 01:17:19,935 --> 01:17:22,470 caused by contaminated recreational drugs... 1255 01:17:22,503 --> 01:17:26,440 flooded hospitals and clinics in fear for their lives. 1256 01:17:26,474 --> 01:17:27,976 (clamoring) 1257 01:17:29,543 --> 01:17:30,979 REPORTER 2: Curfews and no travel orders 1258 01:17:31,011 --> 01:17:32,980 are being considered as authorities assess 1259 01:17:33,014 --> 01:17:34,716 the scale of the disaster. 1260 01:17:35,115 --> 01:17:36,784 Close it. 1261 01:17:38,185 --> 01:17:39,686 REPORTER 2: But there has still been 1262 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,722 no official response from the president... 1263 01:17:41,756 --> 01:17:44,793 who remains locked in emergency talks. 1264 01:17:46,527 --> 01:17:49,163 Prepare a presidential decree. 1265 01:17:49,197 --> 01:17:51,532 Tell intelligence and law enforcement to stand down. 1266 01:17:51,565 --> 01:17:53,667 We're gonna dance to this lady's tune. 1267 01:17:53,702 --> 01:17:54,802 FOX: Good. 1268 01:17:54,836 --> 01:17:56,971 We can make this work. 1269 01:17:57,005 --> 01:17:58,405 We spin it that it's not a matter 1270 01:17:58,439 --> 01:17:59,740 of negotiation with terrorists. 1271 01:17:59,774 --> 01:18:01,743 No, what I'm proposing... 1272 01:18:01,775 --> 01:18:04,644 is we appear to agree to her demands 1273 01:18:04,679 --> 01:18:06,081 to prevent global panic... 1274 01:18:06,113 --> 01:18:11,484 and then let the junkie scum go down in flames. Huh? 1275 01:18:11,519 --> 01:18:13,554 (laughing) 1276 01:18:13,587 --> 01:18:15,523 Huh? Yeah. 1277 01:18:15,555 --> 01:18:19,526 Take Poppy Adams and her so-called Golden Circle down with them. 1278 01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:24,231 No drug users, no drug trade. It's a win-win situation here. 1279 01:18:24,265 --> 01:18:27,634 But, sir, we're not talking about a handful of hostages. 1280 01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:29,136 We could be looking at the deaths 1281 01:18:29,170 --> 01:18:31,006 of hundreds of millions worldwide. 1282 01:18:31,038 --> 01:18:32,305 Hundreds of millions of criminals, 1283 01:18:32,340 --> 01:18:33,775 burdens to society. 1284 01:18:34,609 --> 01:18:36,111 Am I right, McCoy? 1285 01:18:36,144 --> 01:18:37,278 Absolutely, sir. 1286 01:18:37,311 --> 01:18:39,113 But, sir, that's... 1287 01:18:39,146 --> 01:18:41,783 What about people who were just experimenting? 1288 01:18:41,815 --> 01:18:43,751 Folks who self-medicate? 1289 01:18:43,784 --> 01:18:46,686 Functioning professionals? Kids? 1290 01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:48,455 Oh, spare me the crap, Fox. 1291 01:18:48,488 --> 01:18:49,890 (chuckles) The fact is, 1292 01:18:49,923 --> 01:18:52,961 this presidency has just won the war on drugs. 1293 01:18:52,993 --> 01:18:54,228 Congratulations, sir. 1294 01:18:54,796 --> 01:18:56,731 Thank you. 1295 01:18:58,699 --> 01:19:01,802 And that deserves a toast. 1296 01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:04,439 FOX: This is totally unethical, sir. 1297 01:19:04,471 --> 01:19:06,173 PRESIDENT: Fox, shut up! 1298 01:19:06,873 --> 01:19:09,010 McCoy, declare martial law. 1299 01:19:09,043 --> 01:19:11,746 We need to keep control, commandeer stadiums, 1300 01:19:11,779 --> 01:19:13,681 schools, civic centers... 1301 01:19:13,715 --> 01:19:15,115 order a press blackout. 1302 01:19:15,149 --> 01:19:16,985 And put the military on standby 1303 01:19:17,018 --> 01:19:19,054 to round these junkies up. 1304 01:19:19,988 --> 01:19:21,756 Whether they broke the law or not, 1305 01:19:21,789 --> 01:19:24,059 those victims are human beings. 1306 01:19:26,327 --> 01:19:27,329 Tequila. 1307 01:19:28,529 --> 01:19:30,065 He's a great guy. 1308 01:19:31,465 --> 01:19:33,333 And a great agent. 1309 01:19:33,367 --> 01:19:37,137 Right now, he's lying in deep freeze waitin' on our help. 1310 01:19:37,171 --> 01:19:39,573 We can't make this personal, sir. 1311 01:19:39,606 --> 01:19:40,875 Personal? 1312 01:19:40,908 --> 01:19:43,811 Agent, we can't stand by and let folks like him die. 1313 01:19:43,844 --> 01:19:46,381 These people, we're their only hope. 1314 01:19:48,149 --> 01:19:49,985 Now, we have to find that antidote. 1315 01:19:50,018 --> 01:19:52,621 Poppy's stockpiles, well, they could be anywhere. 1316 01:19:52,654 --> 01:19:54,589 HARRY: She must have some on hand. 1317 01:19:54,622 --> 01:19:56,191 Locate Poppy... 1318 01:19:57,324 --> 01:20:00,060 and obtain a sample for analysis. 1319 01:20:00,094 --> 01:20:01,962 Maybe it can be replicated. 1320 01:20:01,996 --> 01:20:03,463 GINGER: Sorry to cut in, guys. 1321 01:20:03,497 --> 01:20:05,033 But Charlie is on the phone with his girlfriend. 1322 01:20:05,065 --> 01:20:07,300 Looping you in now. 1323 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:08,903 CLARA: Don't worry. I'm on a payphone... 1324 01:20:08,935 --> 01:20:11,538 covered in a fucking blue rash. 1325 01:20:11,572 --> 01:20:12,873 Why didn't you tell me? 1326 01:20:12,907 --> 01:20:15,476 All you said was, "Don't take any drugs." 1327 01:20:15,510 --> 01:20:17,912 It was a music festival for fuck's sake. 1328 01:20:17,944 --> 01:20:22,016 Fuck. Shit. Shit! Okay. 1329 01:20:23,150 --> 01:20:25,219 Listen. You need to get to the lab in Italy. 1330 01:20:25,252 --> 01:20:26,755 Do you remember where we went skiing? 1331 01:20:26,787 --> 01:20:29,256 Yes. Yes, I remember. 1332 01:20:29,291 --> 01:20:30,625 Yeah. Meet me there 1333 01:20:30,658 --> 01:20:32,359 and I'll give you the antidote. 1334 01:20:32,393 --> 01:20:33,694 (sighs) 1335 01:20:33,728 --> 01:20:35,029 Okay. 1336 01:20:38,865 --> 01:20:40,701 All right. Jet's ready. 1337 01:20:40,734 --> 01:20:43,270 Whiskey, Galahad, get to Italy. 1338 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,143 You two need to fix this code name thing. 1339 01:20:49,176 --> 01:20:50,711 And with all due respect, sir... 1340 01:20:50,744 --> 01:20:52,046 I don't think Galahad senior 1341 01:20:52,079 --> 01:20:53,614 is ready to return to fieldwork. 1342 01:20:54,716 --> 01:20:56,984 I did actually mean... Of course. 1343 01:20:57,018 --> 01:20:59,587 And with all disrespect... 1344 01:20:59,621 --> 01:21:01,389 I'm not going anywhere without him. 1345 01:21:02,657 --> 01:21:05,360 Brains, skills... 1346 01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:07,561 skipping rope? 1347 01:21:09,229 --> 01:21:10,097 (laughs) 1348 01:21:10,131 --> 01:21:11,932 It's a lasso. EGGSY: Whatever. 1349 01:21:12,533 --> 01:21:13,768 Come on. 1350 01:21:13,801 --> 01:21:15,302 (Champ laughs) 1351 01:21:15,904 --> 01:21:17,672 Go on. Vamoose. 1352 01:21:17,704 --> 01:21:18,974 WHISKEY: Yes, sir. 1353 01:21:31,685 --> 01:21:33,054 Drink it. 1354 01:21:33,654 --> 01:21:35,023 (sighs) 1355 01:21:39,326 --> 01:21:40,561 (gasping) 1356 01:21:43,730 --> 01:21:44,831 Wow. 1357 01:21:44,864 --> 01:21:46,466 CLARA: It's working already. 1358 01:21:46,501 --> 01:21:48,302 (sighs) Thank God. 1359 01:21:48,936 --> 01:21:50,136 Agent Whiskey. 1360 01:21:50,171 --> 01:21:52,740 Antidote confirmed at the target's location. 1361 01:21:52,773 --> 01:21:54,109 Good luck. 1362 01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,851 WHISKEY: Hold up. We need you down here, Galahad. 1363 01:22:04,886 --> 01:22:06,287 To secure the control room. 1364 01:22:06,319 --> 01:22:08,055 EGGSY: Probably a good idea, Harry. 1365 01:22:08,989 --> 01:22:10,658 Call you from the top, yeah? 1366 01:22:19,434 --> 01:22:21,235 Buongiorno! 1367 01:22:21,269 --> 01:22:22,570 Buongiorno. (speaking Italian) 1368 01:22:28,909 --> 01:22:30,110 (beeping) 1369 01:22:35,817 --> 01:22:37,018 Hey! 1370 01:22:38,019 --> 01:22:39,220 (in English) So sorry about this. 1371 01:22:44,757 --> 01:22:47,061 At the controls. In position. 1372 01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:08,249 Keep this cable car here till we get back. 1373 01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:09,851 HARRY: Roger that, Eggsy. 1374 01:23:09,884 --> 01:23:11,819 Clara's definitely here. 1375 01:23:11,853 --> 01:23:13,253 We're getting warmer. 1376 01:23:18,158 --> 01:23:21,463 Harry Hart, Harry Hart, super spy, super spy. 1377 01:23:22,329 --> 01:23:24,966 Looks like we've got a door. 1378 01:23:24,998 --> 01:23:26,201 GINGER: Yep. 1379 01:23:26,966 --> 01:23:28,168 There you go. 1380 01:23:38,612 --> 01:23:40,280 I'll cover. 1381 01:23:41,416 --> 01:23:42,417 Hi, there. 1382 01:23:42,750 --> 01:23:43,818 Whew. 1383 01:23:43,850 --> 01:23:45,518 Sorry I'm late. 1384 01:23:45,551 --> 01:23:47,954 You guys did not make this place easy to find. 1385 01:23:47,988 --> 01:23:49,923 Who are you? 1386 01:23:49,957 --> 01:23:52,593 I'm here to collect this antidote. 1387 01:23:52,626 --> 01:23:53,628 For Singapore? 1388 01:23:54,561 --> 01:23:55,764 Yeah. 1389 01:23:59,199 --> 01:24:02,569 You are Wu Ting Feng? 1390 01:24:06,541 --> 01:24:07,542 Yes. 1391 01:24:09,042 --> 01:24:11,311 Hey, how are you still alive? 1392 01:24:11,345 --> 01:24:13,547 River, what are you doing here? 1393 01:24:13,581 --> 01:24:14,649 CHARLIE: River? 1394 01:24:14,681 --> 01:24:15,916 EGGSY: Hi, Clara. 1395 01:24:15,949 --> 01:24:19,054 What happens at Glasto, stays in Glasto. 1396 01:24:21,922 --> 01:24:23,690 You motherfucker! Bye, Charlie. 1397 01:24:23,724 --> 01:24:25,827 Sound the alarm! 1398 01:24:25,859 --> 01:24:27,360 You fucking cockroach! (alarm blaring) 1399 01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,397 Jam the door! Give... 1400 01:24:36,436 --> 01:24:38,038 Fuck! 1401 01:24:38,072 --> 01:24:39,940 WHISKEY: Galahad, we're coming. 1402 01:24:39,974 --> 01:24:41,676 All clear at the bottom? 1403 01:24:42,609 --> 01:24:44,978 Galahad, come in! 1404 01:24:45,011 --> 01:24:46,813 Open the fucking door. They've locked. 1405 01:24:46,846 --> 01:24:48,082 Open the door! 1406 01:24:49,949 --> 01:24:51,251 Harry, come on, we're in. Let's go. 1407 01:24:51,284 --> 01:24:52,720 Away, butterflies. 1408 01:24:52,752 --> 01:24:55,222 Butterfly? No, Harry. You've got to shut the doors, please. 1409 01:24:55,256 --> 01:24:57,224 Come on. We've gotta go now. Please! 1410 01:24:57,256 --> 01:24:59,192 Shut the fucking door, Harry! 1411 01:24:59,225 --> 01:25:00,828 Harry, are you there? 1412 01:25:02,195 --> 01:25:04,532 Well done, Harry. Good. Thanks, man. 1413 01:25:04,565 --> 01:25:05,632 Come on. Now! 1414 01:25:07,935 --> 01:25:09,304 It's done. Thank you. 1415 01:25:33,159 --> 01:25:34,862 You all good down there, Harry? 1416 01:25:34,895 --> 01:25:36,130 All clear. 1417 01:25:41,668 --> 01:25:42,703 Hello, Eggsy. 1418 01:25:44,037 --> 01:25:46,140 Enjoy the ride, bruv. 1419 01:25:55,149 --> 01:25:56,351 Oh, shit. 1420 01:25:56,716 --> 01:25:57,751 (grunts) 1421 01:25:59,686 --> 01:26:00,921 (both yelling) 1422 01:26:05,393 --> 01:26:07,295 All the buttons are dead. Controls gone. 1423 01:26:07,328 --> 01:26:09,564 Everything's in shutdown. You're on your own, Eggsy. 1424 01:26:10,963 --> 01:26:12,266 (laughs) 1425 01:26:14,536 --> 01:26:16,570 (both groaning) 1426 01:26:26,613 --> 01:26:28,582 (yelling) 1427 01:26:28,615 --> 01:26:30,417 (Whiskey gasping) 1428 01:26:55,208 --> 01:26:56,443 What the fuck is that? 1429 01:27:06,954 --> 01:27:09,256 (both yelling) 1430 01:27:12,693 --> 01:27:13,795 Oh, my God. 1431 01:27:21,135 --> 01:27:22,703 (groans) 1432 01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:24,338 (both yelling) 1433 01:27:28,309 --> 01:27:29,510 (both grunt) 1434 01:27:31,112 --> 01:27:32,413 (panting) 1435 01:27:34,847 --> 01:27:35,850 (both grunt) 1436 01:27:47,662 --> 01:27:49,731 You've gotta be fucking kidding! 1437 01:27:55,369 --> 01:27:56,703 (both grunting) 1438 01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:00,908 (panting) 1439 01:28:08,515 --> 01:28:10,384 Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck is that? 1440 01:28:10,417 --> 01:28:12,720 What the hell is that? 1441 01:28:12,752 --> 01:28:13,787 Shit! 1442 01:28:14,755 --> 01:28:15,757 (panting) 1443 01:28:16,990 --> 01:28:18,792 (grunting) 1444 01:28:26,801 --> 01:28:28,769 (both yelling) 1445 01:28:28,802 --> 01:28:30,738 (both yelling) 1446 01:28:31,773 --> 01:28:33,708 (all yelling) 1447 01:28:37,811 --> 01:28:38,979 (panting) 1448 01:28:39,011 --> 01:28:43,817 That's the first decent shit I've had in three weeks. 1449 01:28:48,421 --> 01:28:50,824 Harry, meet us at the emergency rendezvous point. 1450 01:28:50,858 --> 01:28:52,025 Roger that. 1451 01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:54,028 Got you on the GPS. 1452 01:29:22,823 --> 01:29:24,492 EGGSY: So weird to think this tiny thing 1453 01:29:24,524 --> 01:29:26,226 could save the world. 1454 01:29:26,260 --> 01:29:28,028 Let me have a look. 1455 01:29:28,060 --> 01:29:29,796 (methodical knocking on door) 1456 01:29:31,731 --> 01:29:32,899 Harry. 1457 01:29:37,304 --> 01:29:38,806 Am I late? 1458 01:29:39,606 --> 01:29:40,841 You found the antidote. 1459 01:29:43,778 --> 01:29:44,878 Get down! 1460 01:29:53,988 --> 01:29:55,523 (gunshot) 1461 01:30:01,962 --> 01:30:03,331 You fucking dickhead! 1462 01:30:03,363 --> 01:30:04,830 Fuck you! I just saved your life! 1463 01:30:04,864 --> 01:30:07,068 Yeah, and cost millions of people theirs! 1464 01:30:11,971 --> 01:30:13,440 (panting) 1465 01:30:20,648 --> 01:30:23,617 All right, they're going for cover and reloading. 1466 01:30:23,650 --> 01:30:25,886 I'll fix their wagons. Cover me, boys! 1467 01:30:28,921 --> 01:30:29,956 Wait. 1468 01:30:29,989 --> 01:30:32,559 Eggsy, I think he could be working for the other side. 1469 01:30:32,592 --> 01:30:34,427 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1470 01:30:34,461 --> 01:30:36,997 You're having a brain fart! Look! 1471 01:30:37,030 --> 01:30:40,568 Does that look like he's working with them? 1472 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,536 Harry, are you seeing butterflies again? 1473 01:30:43,569 --> 01:30:44,971 I know what I'm seeing. 1474 01:30:48,074 --> 01:30:49,743 (grunting) 1475 01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:08,095 (guns click) 1476 01:31:36,856 --> 01:31:39,426 Good job he didn't need our help. 1477 01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:42,195 Thank fucking Christ I didn't need any backup! 1478 01:31:48,569 --> 01:31:51,004 I'm out of ammo! Troop carrier coming in. 1479 01:31:51,037 --> 01:31:52,138 What've you got? 1480 01:31:53,974 --> 01:31:55,009 Fuck! 1481 01:31:59,247 --> 01:32:00,882 Shit! There's a fuck ton of 'em! 1482 01:32:04,217 --> 01:32:05,853 What is this? 1483 01:32:05,886 --> 01:32:08,856 Looks like you packed for a fucking slumber party, not a mission! 1484 01:32:09,957 --> 01:32:12,826 And they've got fucking Gatling guns! 1485 01:32:12,859 --> 01:32:16,162 MAN: You have 10 seconds to surrender before we open fire! 1486 01:32:16,197 --> 01:32:17,331 Guys, hurry up! 1487 01:32:17,363 --> 01:32:18,397 MAN: 10! 1488 01:32:18,431 --> 01:32:19,832 Hey! 1489 01:32:19,867 --> 01:32:22,003 MAN: 9! Butterfly guy! 1490 01:32:23,403 --> 01:32:24,472 8! 1491 01:32:24,505 --> 01:32:26,407 You don't look like Ginger fixed you right. 1492 01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:27,540 7! 1493 01:32:27,573 --> 01:32:28,708 I said I'm empty! 1494 01:32:28,743 --> 01:32:30,244 6! Give me yours. 1495 01:32:30,877 --> 01:32:31,745 5! 1496 01:32:31,779 --> 01:32:33,113 Harry, give him the fucking gun! 1497 01:32:33,145 --> 01:32:34,180 4! 1498 01:32:35,615 --> 01:32:38,051 Harry, no! 1499 01:32:42,189 --> 01:32:43,624 Oh, fuck it! Fire! 1500 01:32:43,658 --> 01:32:44,892 Harry, get down! 1501 01:32:52,399 --> 01:32:53,800 I mean, honestly, Harry, 1502 01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:55,269 what the fuck is wrong with you? 1503 01:32:55,301 --> 01:32:57,670 He broke the vial on purpose! 1504 01:32:57,704 --> 01:33:00,106 You're a fucking idiot! You're out of control, Harry! 1505 01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:02,209 If we made it out of here, he was gonna kill us both! 1506 01:33:07,081 --> 01:33:09,617 For fuck's sake, it looks like he wouldn't have fucking had to! 1507 01:33:09,649 --> 01:33:11,085 Oh, ye of little faith. 1508 01:33:13,420 --> 01:33:15,256 (explosion) 1509 01:33:32,773 --> 01:33:35,141 This does not mean you're off the fucking hook! 1510 01:33:36,109 --> 01:33:37,578 We need to go dark. 1511 01:33:37,610 --> 01:33:38,845 We don't know who else at Statesman 1512 01:33:38,878 --> 01:33:41,347 could be working against us. 1513 01:33:41,381 --> 01:33:42,481 Shit! This is all my fault. 1514 01:33:42,515 --> 01:33:43,582 You weren't ready for the field 1515 01:33:43,617 --> 01:33:44,684 and I pushed for it! 1516 01:33:44,717 --> 01:33:45,786 He showed his hand. 1517 01:33:45,819 --> 01:33:47,621 You think he'd have let us live? 1518 01:33:47,654 --> 01:33:49,655 You should be thanking me for saving our arses! 1519 01:33:49,689 --> 01:33:50,758 Saving our arses? 1520 01:33:50,791 --> 01:33:52,326 Try saying that to fucking Whiskey! 1521 01:33:57,965 --> 01:33:59,634 (hissing) 1522 01:34:02,536 --> 01:34:04,939 You are unbelievable! 1523 01:34:04,971 --> 01:34:06,840 Merlin, can you hear me? MERLIN: Yes, Eggsy. 1524 01:34:06,873 --> 01:34:08,175 Whiskey's down. He's been shot. 1525 01:34:08,675 --> 01:34:10,077 What happened? 1526 01:34:16,949 --> 01:34:19,819 He got caught in the crossfire. 1527 01:34:19,853 --> 01:34:21,889 I've applied the alpha gel. We'll bring him in. 1528 01:34:21,921 --> 01:34:23,756 But first, I've gotta find a way to get back up to that lab 1529 01:34:23,791 --> 01:34:25,592 and retrieve more antidote. 1530 01:34:25,626 --> 01:34:26,860 (helicopter approaching) 1531 01:34:28,295 --> 01:34:31,398 CLARA: Charlie, what's happening? Where are you? 1532 01:34:31,430 --> 01:34:33,032 Everything's under control. 1533 01:34:33,065 --> 01:34:35,769 I'm sorry, Charlie. I'm so sorry. 1534 01:34:35,801 --> 01:34:38,070 Please don't tell Poppy it was me they followed. 1535 01:34:38,104 --> 01:34:39,572 CHARLIE: Don't worry, darling. 1536 01:34:39,606 --> 01:34:41,608 What happens in Italy... 1537 01:34:41,641 --> 01:34:43,243 (panting) 1538 01:34:44,110 --> 01:34:45,345 stays in Italy. 1539 01:34:46,512 --> 01:34:47,747 Thank you. 1540 01:34:49,649 --> 01:34:51,452 (explosions) 1541 01:35:00,895 --> 01:35:05,466 Merlin, change of plans. Wu Ting Feng, Singapore. 1542 01:35:05,498 --> 01:35:06,733 Who? EGGSY: Exactly. 1543 01:35:06,766 --> 01:35:08,434 It's the only lead we've got. 1544 01:35:08,469 --> 01:35:10,136 So I suggest you find out who he is. 1545 01:35:12,037 --> 01:35:13,073 Come on. 1546 01:35:17,077 --> 01:35:19,846 Wu Ting Feng, he's an assistant at a law firm. 1547 01:35:19,878 --> 01:35:21,515 MERLIN: Let's get through their firewall. 1548 01:35:21,547 --> 01:35:22,782 GINGER: Yep. 1549 01:35:23,684 --> 01:35:24,918 Merlin... 1550 01:35:24,951 --> 01:35:27,421 have you ever wanted to do more than this? 1551 01:35:28,421 --> 01:35:30,023 Are you serious? Yeah. 1552 01:35:30,056 --> 01:35:30,990 This is vital. 1553 01:35:31,024 --> 01:35:32,692 Without us, they'd be lost. 1554 01:35:32,725 --> 01:35:35,027 I know, but you know what I mean. 1555 01:35:35,061 --> 01:35:37,463 Get out there in the field. 1556 01:35:37,497 --> 01:35:38,664 Well, have you ever asked? 1557 01:35:38,698 --> 01:35:39,934 Of course I have. 1558 01:35:39,966 --> 01:35:42,402 But every time an agent's position has come up... 1559 01:35:42,435 --> 01:35:45,238 Whiskey has voted against me. 1560 01:35:45,271 --> 01:35:47,172 No. Yeah. 1561 01:35:47,207 --> 01:35:49,476 Wait, wait, wait. Look, check it out. 1562 01:35:49,510 --> 01:35:50,578 Email in from Poppy, 1563 01:35:50,610 --> 01:35:52,479 from a senior partner at the firm. 1564 01:35:53,913 --> 01:35:55,448 They're coordinates. 1565 01:35:59,052 --> 01:36:00,287 Cambodia? 1566 01:36:01,354 --> 01:36:03,823 You have any reconnaissance drones down in Asia? 1567 01:36:03,856 --> 01:36:05,525 GINGER: Sure do. Sending them in right now. 1568 01:36:12,297 --> 01:36:13,867 NEWS ANCHOR 1: The government today urged 1569 01:36:13,900 --> 01:36:15,068 Golden Circle victims... 1570 01:36:15,100 --> 01:36:17,036 to report to the temporary field hospitals 1571 01:36:17,069 --> 01:36:19,939 now set up across the country. 1572 01:36:19,972 --> 01:36:21,774 NEWS ANCHOR 2: The president's handling of the crisis 1573 01:36:21,807 --> 01:36:24,578 has been commended by other world leaders. 1574 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:27,347 Damn. Politics has never been so easy. 1575 01:36:27,381 --> 01:36:29,516 Oh, Jesus, Fox. 1576 01:36:29,548 --> 01:36:30,850 What? 1577 01:36:38,792 --> 01:36:40,161 Oh, God. 1578 01:36:44,898 --> 01:36:46,065 Like I said, sir... 1579 01:36:46,099 --> 01:36:48,802 this affects all people from all backgrounds. 1580 01:36:48,835 --> 01:36:50,636 I'm disappointed, Fox. 1581 01:36:50,670 --> 01:36:52,538 Disappointed and disgusted. 1582 01:36:52,572 --> 01:36:55,576 Mr. President, I routinely work 1583 01:36:55,609 --> 01:36:58,044 a 20 hour day for you, 7 days a week. 1584 01:36:58,078 --> 01:37:01,215 Maybe some can do that without chemical help. 1585 01:37:01,247 --> 01:37:04,384 Countless people are going to die. 1586 01:37:04,417 --> 01:37:06,052 You can save them, sir. 1587 01:37:06,953 --> 01:37:08,556 Innocent people like me. 1588 01:37:10,923 --> 01:37:12,827 Not that innocent. 1589 01:37:15,563 --> 01:37:16,564 (clicks tongue) 1590 01:37:43,323 --> 01:37:44,458 He looks great. 1591 01:37:44,490 --> 01:37:45,525 Good. 1592 01:37:50,863 --> 01:37:52,231 Good news, gentlemen. 1593 01:37:52,265 --> 01:37:53,867 He'll be back on his feet in no time. 1594 01:37:53,900 --> 01:37:55,868 I'm not certain that's a good idea. 1595 01:37:55,902 --> 01:37:57,003 What do you mean? 1596 01:37:57,037 --> 01:37:59,073 I shot Agent Whiskey. Deliberately. 1597 01:37:59,506 --> 01:38:00,606 What, why? 1598 01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:01,841 He was working against us. 1599 01:38:01,876 --> 01:38:03,976 And until we find out why, I say we trust no one. 1600 01:38:04,010 --> 01:38:06,145 Merlin, Harry's sick. 1601 01:38:06,179 --> 01:38:08,047 This whole thing is my fault. 1602 01:38:08,081 --> 01:38:09,582 I thought he was ready. 1603 01:38:09,615 --> 01:38:11,284 (cell phone ringing) (sighs) 1604 01:38:14,887 --> 01:38:17,457 I'm sorry, I've got to take this. 1605 01:38:17,490 --> 01:38:18,891 Listen to me. 1606 01:38:18,925 --> 01:38:20,527 This is not about my mental health. 1607 01:38:20,560 --> 01:38:23,163 If there's a chance there's a double agent in our midst... 1608 01:38:23,195 --> 01:38:27,867 or worse, if Statesman itself has a dark agenda... 1609 01:38:27,900 --> 01:38:29,568 we have to safeguard this mission. 1610 01:38:29,601 --> 01:38:33,539 We both know the president wants these victims dead. 1611 01:38:33,573 --> 01:38:34,941 (chuckles) Hey, baby. 1612 01:38:34,975 --> 01:38:36,377 (chuckles) 1613 01:38:36,909 --> 01:38:38,144 Hey. 1614 01:38:38,744 --> 01:38:40,447 (Princess Tilde laughs) 1615 01:38:40,479 --> 01:38:41,413 Fuck. 1616 01:38:41,447 --> 01:38:44,250 Look, Harry, I trust you. I always have. 1617 01:38:44,283 --> 01:38:48,887 But it's about this situation. We need Statesman's resources. 1618 01:38:48,921 --> 01:38:50,989 And I need to know that you are fit for work. 1619 01:38:51,024 --> 01:38:52,759 Babe, why didn't you call me? 1620 01:38:52,792 --> 01:38:54,293 Are you the banana man? 1621 01:38:54,327 --> 01:38:55,829 Listen, we're on the verge of finding 1622 01:38:55,862 --> 01:38:57,463 an antidote. It's gonna be all right. 1623 01:38:57,497 --> 01:38:58,365 Now, look left for me. 1624 01:38:58,398 --> 01:38:59,666 There's nothing wrong with my brain. 1625 01:38:59,699 --> 01:39:01,166 Look right. 1626 01:39:01,201 --> 01:39:02,469 Can you remember the headline 1627 01:39:02,502 --> 01:39:04,238 when you uncovered that spy ring in the Pentagon? 1628 01:39:04,270 --> 01:39:06,405 The football. England beat Germany, 5-1. 1629 01:39:06,439 --> 01:39:07,940 Thatcher's assassination attempt. 1630 01:39:07,975 --> 01:39:09,042 Charles and Di's wedding. 1631 01:39:09,074 --> 01:39:10,644 (chuckles) Hey, Bjorn Borg. 1632 01:39:21,154 --> 01:39:22,890 Babe, if you can hear me, 1633 01:39:22,922 --> 01:39:25,192 I want you to know that I love you. 1634 01:39:25,225 --> 01:39:27,261 And if we get through this, and you'll have me back... 1635 01:39:27,293 --> 01:39:30,130 I wanna be with you. No matter what. 1636 01:39:30,163 --> 01:39:31,230 I promise I won't let you down. 1637 01:39:31,264 --> 01:39:32,865 It's all gonna be all right. 1638 01:39:32,899 --> 01:39:34,300 My favorite singer. 1639 01:39:34,333 --> 01:39:36,569 I don't bloody know. How would I know that? 1640 01:39:36,603 --> 01:39:38,905 It's John Denver. Merlin! 1641 01:39:38,939 --> 01:39:40,941 Have you got eyes on that location yet? 1642 01:39:40,975 --> 01:39:43,043 Soon. The reconnaissance drone's about an hour away. 1643 01:39:43,076 --> 01:39:44,210 Which gives us time to sort out... 1644 01:39:44,243 --> 01:39:45,945 Bollocks, we haven't time for anything. 1645 01:39:45,979 --> 01:39:48,282 I'm leaving now. With or without you. 1646 01:40:06,265 --> 01:40:08,201 Hello! (guns cocking) 1647 01:40:08,234 --> 01:40:09,603 GUARD: Identify yourself. 1648 01:40:09,636 --> 01:40:14,173 My name is Stacey Prewitt. I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney. 1649 01:40:14,207 --> 01:40:16,276 Poppy, you expecting a lawyer tonight? 1650 01:40:16,309 --> 01:40:18,345 Oh, yes. Please send him in. 1651 01:40:18,377 --> 01:40:21,481 But don't forget to reactivate the landmines. 1652 01:40:23,917 --> 01:40:25,552 (protesters clamoring) 1653 01:40:26,819 --> 01:40:28,353 Good evening, Ms. Adams. 1654 01:40:28,387 --> 01:40:33,659 My lawyer is bringing you the document right now. 1655 01:40:33,693 --> 01:40:35,162 Hurry up. 1656 01:40:35,194 --> 01:40:36,295 And once you countersign, 1657 01:40:36,329 --> 01:40:37,663 it becomes an executive decree... 1658 01:40:37,698 --> 01:40:38,798 and you can't back out, 1659 01:40:38,832 --> 01:40:40,133 and then I release the antidote. 1660 01:40:40,166 --> 01:40:41,501 Can you give me any assurance 1661 01:40:41,534 --> 01:40:43,302 you can get it out there in time? 1662 01:40:43,336 --> 01:40:44,404 And where's it gonna come from? 1663 01:40:44,438 --> 01:40:45,771 How long it'll take to distribute? 1664 01:40:45,805 --> 01:40:48,408 I wouldn't worry about that. I have secure stockpiles... 1665 01:40:48,442 --> 01:40:51,478 hidden in every major city worldwide. 1666 01:40:51,511 --> 01:40:53,914 And when I enter the access code... 1667 01:40:53,947 --> 01:40:55,347 my fleet of drones 1668 01:40:55,381 --> 01:40:58,251 will distribute the antidote immediately. 1669 01:40:58,283 --> 01:41:00,786 So don't dilly-dally signin' that document 1670 01:41:00,820 --> 01:41:02,588 'cause time is running out. 1671 01:41:03,957 --> 01:41:05,392 (laughs) 1672 01:41:05,426 --> 01:41:06,760 You dumb bitch! 1673 01:41:16,737 --> 01:41:17,770 You all right? 1674 01:41:19,840 --> 01:41:21,875 What was that phone call you got? 1675 01:41:21,908 --> 01:41:24,177 Let's not, Harry. 1676 01:41:24,210 --> 01:41:25,511 I don't think you'd sympathize... 1677 01:41:25,545 --> 01:41:27,713 and I'm not really in the mood for a lecture. 1678 01:41:31,717 --> 01:41:32,752 All right. 1679 01:41:35,622 --> 01:41:38,559 How about a martini? For old times' sake? 1680 01:41:40,659 --> 01:41:41,694 Yeah, all right. 1681 01:41:54,841 --> 01:41:56,810 I had a girlfriend. 1682 01:41:59,445 --> 01:42:00,546 I lost her. 1683 01:42:01,547 --> 01:42:03,117 And it broke me. 1684 01:42:05,085 --> 01:42:07,520 And now, if this mission fails... 1685 01:42:08,954 --> 01:42:10,289 she's gonna die. 1686 01:42:12,292 --> 01:42:14,595 I know it's against Kingsman rules, 1687 01:42:14,627 --> 01:42:16,662 having a relationship. 1688 01:42:20,667 --> 01:42:22,468 When I was shot... 1689 01:42:22,502 --> 01:42:24,070 can you guess what the last thing was 1690 01:42:24,103 --> 01:42:25,572 that flashed through my mind? 1691 01:42:28,041 --> 01:42:31,744 It was absolutely nothing. 1692 01:42:34,014 --> 01:42:35,716 I had no ties. 1693 01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:39,385 No bittersweet memories. 1694 01:42:39,417 --> 01:42:41,487 I was leaving nothing behind. 1695 01:42:43,456 --> 01:42:45,726 Never experienced companionship... 1696 01:42:46,725 --> 01:42:48,261 never been in love... 1697 01:42:49,362 --> 01:42:51,297 and in that moment... 1698 01:42:51,331 --> 01:42:55,034 all I felt was loneliness... 1699 01:42:55,068 --> 01:42:56,302 and regret. 1700 01:42:57,938 --> 01:42:59,471 I'm sorry. 1701 01:42:59,506 --> 01:43:00,541 Don't be. 1702 01:43:02,742 --> 01:43:05,279 Just know that having something to lose... 1703 01:43:07,346 --> 01:43:09,782 is what makes life worth living. 1704 01:43:10,649 --> 01:43:12,752 Now, let's go and save your girl. 1705 01:43:14,087 --> 01:43:15,789 I missed you, Harry. 1706 01:43:20,993 --> 01:43:22,394 Gentlemen. 1707 01:43:22,427 --> 01:43:24,331 I hate to break up a party. 1708 01:43:24,363 --> 01:43:27,500 We're nearly there, so I suggest we get ready. 1709 01:43:28,801 --> 01:43:29,835 Follow me. 1710 01:43:39,612 --> 01:43:41,715 Oh, yes. 1711 01:43:49,555 --> 01:43:51,156 (gasping) 1712 01:43:51,190 --> 01:43:52,791 Hello, gorgeous. 1713 01:43:52,826 --> 01:43:53,960 I'm Jack. What's your name? 1714 01:43:53,993 --> 01:43:56,295 How would you like to ride home on a real cowboy? 1715 01:43:56,329 --> 01:43:57,898 I got a six pack of cold ones on ice 1716 01:43:57,930 --> 01:43:59,098 and my roomie's out all night. 1717 01:43:59,131 --> 01:44:02,367 So you can scream my name as loud as you need to, sugar. 1718 01:44:02,402 --> 01:44:05,172 I hate to do this to you, Jack. 1719 01:44:05,204 --> 01:44:06,305 Who's this pretty lady? 1720 01:44:06,338 --> 01:44:07,740 She's dead. 1721 01:44:07,774 --> 01:44:10,376 Cops said wrong place, wrong time. 1722 01:44:10,408 --> 01:44:12,545 Hey, honey. I'm heading to the grocery store. 1723 01:44:17,516 --> 01:44:18,885 My name is Poppy Adams. 1724 01:44:25,358 --> 01:44:26,893 (chuckles softly) 1725 01:44:35,835 --> 01:44:36,869 Ginger. 1726 01:44:36,903 --> 01:44:40,340 Goddamn butterfly guy shot me in the fucking head. 1727 01:44:40,372 --> 01:44:41,841 Why would he do that? 1728 01:44:42,576 --> 01:44:44,409 (panting) 1729 01:44:44,444 --> 01:44:46,846 Well, I'm guessing you didn't fix him right. 1730 01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:48,481 And where the hell is he? 1731 01:44:48,515 --> 01:44:52,218 He's on his way to Cambodia with Eggsy and Merlin. 1732 01:44:52,251 --> 01:44:54,287 That's where Poppy's base is. 1733 01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:56,021 Eggsy's gonna need backup. 1734 01:44:56,055 --> 01:44:57,289 Yes, he is. 1735 01:44:57,323 --> 01:44:58,759 Get the Silver Pony on the runway 1736 01:44:58,792 --> 01:44:59,993 and ready to take off. 1737 01:45:10,737 --> 01:45:12,038 EGGSY: Hey, hey. 1738 01:45:12,070 --> 01:45:14,640 Looking good, Merlin. 1739 01:45:15,307 --> 01:45:17,176 Feeling good, Eggsy. 1740 01:45:17,210 --> 01:45:18,478 (chuckles) 1741 01:45:20,212 --> 01:45:22,481 Right. This is yours. 1742 01:45:23,884 --> 01:45:25,018 That's for you. 1743 01:45:37,831 --> 01:45:39,533 Press the "S". 1744 01:45:40,298 --> 01:45:41,868 Minesweeper. 1745 01:45:41,900 --> 01:45:43,868 Courtesy of Statesman. 1746 01:45:43,903 --> 01:45:46,139 EGGSY: And what about these? MERLIN: Careful. 1747 01:45:46,171 --> 01:45:47,640 Those are hand grenades. 1748 01:45:49,908 --> 01:45:51,877 As discussed... 1749 01:45:51,911 --> 01:45:53,079 this is for the endgame. 1750 01:45:53,979 --> 01:45:55,514 I'm entrusting it to you. 1751 01:46:02,188 --> 01:46:04,658 And I'm entrusting this... 1752 01:46:07,594 --> 01:46:08,662 to me. 1753 01:46:31,051 --> 01:46:34,887 NEWS ANCHOR 1: Millions of Golden Circle victims worldwide... 1754 01:46:34,921 --> 01:46:37,724 are now entering stage three paralysis. 1755 01:46:40,359 --> 01:46:41,461 NEWS ANCHOR 2: In his latest statement... 1756 01:46:41,493 --> 01:46:43,063 the president promised he was doing 1757 01:46:43,095 --> 01:46:44,462 everything in his power... 1758 01:46:44,497 --> 01:46:47,634 to speed up negotiations and save lives. 1759 01:46:47,667 --> 01:46:49,335 But fears are growing that for many, 1760 01:46:49,368 --> 01:46:51,137 it may soon be too late. 1761 01:46:51,171 --> 01:46:54,340 Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims. 1762 01:46:54,372 --> 01:46:55,641 God help us all. 1763 01:47:00,979 --> 01:47:02,648 (sobbing) 1764 01:47:38,818 --> 01:47:40,854 HARRY (whispering): Right. This is where we split up. 1765 01:47:40,886 --> 01:47:42,287 Pincer movement. 1766 01:47:42,320 --> 01:47:43,655 Merlin, you're with me. 1767 01:47:43,689 --> 01:47:45,892 Eggsy, you signal when we're in position. 1768 01:47:47,060 --> 01:47:48,695 (clicks) (beeping) 1769 01:47:54,100 --> 01:47:56,169 MERLIN: Don't move. 1770 01:47:57,203 --> 01:47:59,906 You move, we die. 1771 01:48:08,347 --> 01:48:10,516 Luckily, I have this. 1772 01:48:18,858 --> 01:48:22,628 This spray will freeze the trigger mechanism... 1773 01:48:22,662 --> 01:48:25,731 give us a split second. 1774 01:48:26,533 --> 01:48:29,035 So on the count of three... 1775 01:48:29,068 --> 01:48:30,336 what I want you to... 1776 01:48:30,368 --> 01:48:31,604 Merlin! 1777 01:48:37,510 --> 01:48:39,579 (panting) 1778 01:48:47,386 --> 01:48:49,455 Merlin, what the fuck have you done? 1779 01:48:49,488 --> 01:48:53,058 Our journey together began many years ago... 1780 01:48:53,092 --> 01:48:55,729 when your father did the same thing for us. 1781 01:48:55,761 --> 01:48:58,463 Our journey began with a mistake I made. 1782 01:48:58,497 --> 01:49:00,567 Give me the can. That's an order. 1783 01:49:01,033 --> 01:49:02,102 Can's empty. 1784 01:49:02,769 --> 01:49:04,537 Split second's over. 1785 01:49:04,570 --> 01:49:06,206 You two need to get going. 1786 01:49:06,238 --> 01:49:07,940 No, no, no. There's got to be another way. 1787 01:49:07,974 --> 01:49:08,975 HARRY: He's right. 1788 01:49:09,009 --> 01:49:10,510 Mission comes first. 1789 01:49:10,542 --> 01:49:11,877 Bollocks, mission comes first! 1790 01:49:11,911 --> 01:49:12,979 Eggsy! 1791 01:49:13,011 --> 01:49:15,648 This is no time for emotion. Remember your training. 1792 01:49:15,681 --> 01:49:17,117 Or we all die. 1793 01:49:19,418 --> 01:49:21,220 Now get on with it. 1794 01:49:21,252 --> 01:49:23,756 Do as you're told. Move it! 1795 01:49:31,197 --> 01:49:32,198 Go. 1796 01:49:41,274 --> 01:49:42,275 It's been an honor. 1797 01:49:44,543 --> 01:49:45,744 Good luck. 1798 01:50:10,469 --> 01:50:12,672 MERLIN: ♪ Almost heaven ♪ 1799 01:50:12,706 --> 01:50:14,407 (guns cocking) 1800 01:50:14,439 --> 01:50:15,841 ♪ West Virginia ♪ 1801 01:50:17,743 --> 01:50:19,478 ♪ Blue Ridge Mountains ♪ 1802 01:50:19,511 --> 01:50:22,381 ♪ Shenandoah River ♪ 1803 01:50:23,483 --> 01:50:25,318 Poppy, come in. POPPY: Roger. 1804 01:50:25,350 --> 01:50:26,418 ♪ Life is old there ♪ 1805 01:50:26,452 --> 01:50:27,587 GUARD: Are you expecting another lawyer? 1806 01:50:27,619 --> 01:50:28,854 ♪ Older than the trees ♪ 1807 01:50:28,887 --> 01:50:30,488 GUARD: There's a guy here singing. 1808 01:50:30,523 --> 01:50:32,225 ♪ Younger than the mountains ♪ 1809 01:50:32,257 --> 01:50:33,559 Singing? 1810 01:50:33,591 --> 01:50:35,161 ♪ Blowin' like a breeze ♪ 1811 01:50:35,194 --> 01:50:38,031 ♪ Country roads ♪ 1812 01:50:38,064 --> 01:50:40,566 ♪ Take me home ♪ 1813 01:50:40,599 --> 01:50:42,802 ♪ To the place ♪ 1814 01:50:43,603 --> 01:50:44,703 ♪ I belong ♪ 1815 01:50:44,737 --> 01:50:46,573 POPPY: Bring him to me. 1816 01:50:46,605 --> 01:50:49,375 ♪ West Virginia ♪ 1817 01:50:49,408 --> 01:50:52,110 ♪ Mountain momma ♪ 1818 01:50:52,145 --> 01:50:54,780 ♪ Take me home ♪ 1819 01:50:54,814 --> 01:50:57,017 ♪ Country road ♪ 1820 01:50:58,617 --> 01:51:00,619 GUARD 2: Poppy, we got a situation here. 1821 01:51:00,653 --> 01:51:03,088 ♪ Country roads ♪ 1822 01:51:03,122 --> 01:51:05,490 ♪ Take me home ♪ 1823 01:51:05,524 --> 01:51:10,530 ♪ To the place I belong ♪ 1824 01:51:10,563 --> 01:51:12,699 ♪ West Virginia ♪ 1825 01:51:14,300 --> 01:51:16,202 ♪ Mountain momma ♪ 1826 01:51:16,235 --> 01:51:18,637 ♪ Take me home ♪ 1827 01:51:18,671 --> 01:51:25,744 ♪ Country roads ♪ 1828 01:51:30,381 --> 01:51:31,717 (guards groaning) 1829 01:51:38,289 --> 01:51:39,524 POPPY: Ooh. 1830 01:51:39,559 --> 01:51:41,827 He stepped on a land mine. 1831 01:51:41,860 --> 01:51:44,264 Can we get somebody out there to clean that up? 1832 01:51:46,164 --> 01:51:47,533 Hello? 1833 01:51:47,567 --> 01:51:49,402 (piano playing) 1834 01:52:02,314 --> 01:52:03,815 (gunfire) 1835 01:52:03,850 --> 01:52:05,785 Crap. We're under attack. 1836 01:52:05,818 --> 01:52:07,786 Code five. Code five. 1837 01:52:07,819 --> 01:52:08,820 You two, off your fuckin' asses. 1838 01:52:08,854 --> 01:52:11,089 Guard the door. 1839 01:52:11,122 --> 01:52:13,525 Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack. 1840 01:52:13,560 --> 01:52:15,228 (alarm blaring) 1841 01:52:16,127 --> 01:52:18,363 Is it a rescue attempt? Might be. 1842 01:52:19,364 --> 01:52:20,465 Yes! 1843 01:52:20,500 --> 01:52:22,201 (plays upbeat tune) 1844 01:52:22,234 --> 01:52:24,402 ELTON: ♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪ 1845 01:52:24,436 --> 01:52:26,072 ♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪ 1846 01:52:26,104 --> 01:52:28,540 ♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪ 1847 01:52:28,573 --> 01:52:30,542 ♪ Wednesday night's all right ♪ 1848 01:52:30,576 --> 01:52:31,676 ♪ Hey ♪ 1849 01:52:31,710 --> 01:52:32,978 Isn't that supposed to be Saturday? 1850 01:52:33,011 --> 01:52:35,081 What day is it today? Wednesday. 1851 01:52:35,113 --> 01:52:36,281 Exactly! 1852 01:52:36,315 --> 01:52:38,350 (groans) (grunts) 1853 01:52:43,355 --> 01:52:44,356 (beeping) 1854 01:52:55,367 --> 01:52:56,467 (grunting) 1855 01:52:56,502 --> 01:52:57,537 (groaning) 1856 01:53:17,021 --> 01:53:19,259 Elton, just calm down. Fuck you! 1857 01:53:24,663 --> 01:53:26,365 (guards yelling) 1858 01:53:31,037 --> 01:53:32,338 GUARD: Stay there, Elton. 1859 01:53:32,371 --> 01:53:33,471 ELTON: Fuck off! 1860 01:53:33,506 --> 01:53:35,508 Or I'll fuck you up. 1861 01:54:10,408 --> 01:54:11,411 Fuck me. 1862 01:54:12,545 --> 01:54:13,546 (yelling) 1863 01:54:33,332 --> 01:54:35,301 (grunting) 1864 01:55:10,868 --> 01:55:13,206 Holy cow. Get this out of here. Go! 1865 01:55:15,039 --> 01:55:16,242 HARRY: Eggsy, get the case. 1866 01:55:18,610 --> 01:55:19,612 (beeping) 1867 01:55:21,079 --> 01:55:22,748 You are going to tell me... 1868 01:55:22,782 --> 01:55:24,315 what the access code is. 1869 01:55:24,350 --> 01:55:25,351 (whistles) 1870 01:55:31,823 --> 01:55:33,257 (bullet clinks) 1871 01:55:33,292 --> 01:55:35,094 (panting) 1872 01:55:37,296 --> 01:55:38,431 (grunting) 1873 01:55:44,537 --> 01:55:45,604 (groans) 1874 01:55:45,637 --> 01:55:46,639 (barking) 1875 01:55:48,774 --> 01:55:50,677 (growling) (grunting) 1876 01:55:55,381 --> 01:55:56,983 (grunting) 1877 01:56:26,612 --> 01:56:28,547 (panting) 1878 01:56:36,854 --> 01:56:38,190 (grunts) 1879 01:56:41,961 --> 01:56:43,628 (panting) 1880 01:56:54,907 --> 01:56:57,342 Come on, Jet. Good girl. 1881 01:57:00,112 --> 01:57:02,114 (groans) (yells) 1882 01:57:02,914 --> 01:57:04,283 Motherfucker! 1883 01:57:04,317 --> 01:57:05,451 (groaning) 1884 01:57:10,354 --> 01:57:11,590 (grunts) 1885 01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:22,402 (panting) 1886 01:57:30,409 --> 01:57:31,510 (music playing) 1887 01:57:36,748 --> 01:57:39,016 Get out of the way, Elton. 1888 01:57:39,051 --> 01:57:41,320 Stay down. It's not allowed to hurt me. 1889 01:57:41,354 --> 01:57:42,355 Thank you. 1890 01:57:44,155 --> 01:57:45,524 (Eggsy wheezing) 1891 01:57:47,493 --> 01:57:49,395 (sighing) 1892 01:57:58,804 --> 01:58:00,405 (beeping) 1893 01:58:04,643 --> 01:58:06,679 (grunting) 1894 01:58:12,516 --> 01:58:13,519 (groans) 1895 01:58:20,658 --> 01:58:21,827 Fuck you, Poppy! 1896 01:58:22,560 --> 01:58:23,862 Fuck you, Poppy! 1897 01:58:24,529 --> 01:58:26,532 Fuck you, Elton. 1898 01:58:27,934 --> 01:58:30,603 Kill Elton John. 1899 01:58:33,738 --> 01:58:34,806 Fuck! 1900 01:58:37,009 --> 01:58:38,711 Elton, take the ball. 1901 01:58:40,412 --> 01:58:41,512 (crackles) 1902 01:58:41,546 --> 01:58:42,615 (gasps) 1903 01:58:43,481 --> 01:58:44,548 (whirring) 1904 01:58:44,582 --> 01:58:45,585 (barking) 1905 01:58:48,154 --> 01:58:49,321 Thank you. 1906 01:58:49,354 --> 01:58:51,756 Now, go off and save the world. 1907 01:58:51,789 --> 01:58:53,592 If I save the world, can I have two tickets 1908 01:58:53,626 --> 01:58:54,793 to your next concert? 1909 01:58:54,827 --> 01:58:56,795 Darling, if you save the world, 1910 01:58:56,828 --> 01:58:58,631 you can have a backstage pass. 1911 01:59:01,100 --> 01:59:03,169 (groaning) 1912 01:59:06,905 --> 01:59:08,640 Fuck you. 1913 01:59:11,643 --> 01:59:12,944 Time's up. 1914 01:59:12,978 --> 01:59:14,247 Fuck! 1915 01:59:19,850 --> 01:59:20,853 POPPY: Bennie, Bennie, Bennie! 1916 01:59:21,453 --> 01:59:22,487 Get them! 1917 01:59:22,520 --> 01:59:23,587 Got it. 1918 01:59:23,622 --> 01:59:24,690 (barking) 1919 01:59:24,724 --> 01:59:26,092 CHARLIE: Kill him, Bennie! 1920 01:59:26,125 --> 01:59:28,426 Here, heel! Heel! Good boy! 1921 01:59:28,460 --> 01:59:29,494 Come on! 1922 01:59:30,028 --> 01:59:31,230 (grunts) 1923 01:59:34,800 --> 01:59:35,900 (groans) 1924 01:59:35,934 --> 01:59:37,168 Give me the code. 1925 01:59:37,202 --> 01:59:38,938 No. We're not done yet. 1926 01:59:45,010 --> 01:59:46,278 Lucky for you, Charlie... 1927 01:59:46,310 --> 01:59:47,378 one of us understands 1928 01:59:47,412 --> 01:59:48,913 what it means to be a gentleman. 1929 01:59:48,948 --> 01:59:50,383 (panting) 1930 01:59:54,453 --> 01:59:55,922 Let's make this fair. 1931 02:00:07,099 --> 02:00:08,768 (grunting) 1932 02:00:29,121 --> 02:00:31,257 (groaning) 1933 02:00:37,095 --> 02:00:38,597 (powering down) 1934 02:00:42,667 --> 02:00:43,935 Give me the code! 1935 02:00:43,969 --> 02:00:45,904 I can't. 1936 02:00:45,938 --> 02:00:47,706 Only Poppy knows it. 1937 02:00:47,738 --> 02:00:49,541 Well, then you're no use to me, are you? 1938 02:00:50,208 --> 02:00:51,342 For the record, Charlie... 1939 02:00:51,376 --> 02:00:54,713 I'm more of a gentleman than you'll ever be. 1940 02:00:54,747 --> 02:00:57,316 But right now, it's time to drop the gentle bit. 1941 02:00:58,484 --> 02:00:59,952 This is for Kingsman. 1942 02:01:00,953 --> 02:01:02,555 For my mate Brandon. 1943 02:01:03,288 --> 02:01:05,122 For Roxy. 1944 02:01:05,155 --> 02:01:06,692 For JB. 1945 02:01:08,993 --> 02:01:10,563 And for Merlin. 1946 02:01:12,130 --> 02:01:13,832 Good night, bruv. 1947 02:01:13,865 --> 02:01:15,701 (neck snaps) (panting) 1948 02:01:40,257 --> 02:01:42,427 Hey, fellas. 1949 02:01:42,461 --> 02:01:44,029 You're going to give us the code. 1950 02:01:44,061 --> 02:01:45,963 (gasps) Mmm. 1951 02:01:45,997 --> 02:01:47,266 Or what? 1952 02:01:47,300 --> 02:01:49,502 'Cause you don't seem like the kind of gentleman 1953 02:01:49,534 --> 02:01:52,037 who would hurt a lady. 1954 02:01:54,872 --> 02:01:57,675 Perhaps not. Call me old-fashioned... 1955 02:01:57,708 --> 02:02:00,110 I don't consider genocide especially ladylike. 1956 02:02:00,145 --> 02:02:02,882 Right. Enough small talk. 1957 02:02:05,149 --> 02:02:06,250 Give us the code. 1958 02:02:06,284 --> 02:02:07,552 Sure. 1959 02:02:07,586 --> 02:02:09,889 No. I don't think so. 1960 02:02:10,655 --> 02:02:11,690 Ooh! 1961 02:02:14,092 --> 02:02:15,360 Ow! 1962 02:02:19,930 --> 02:02:21,532 Heroin. 1963 02:02:21,565 --> 02:02:22,934 You know, where I come from... 1964 02:02:22,967 --> 02:02:25,037 this shit you've been peddling's ruined a lot of lives. 1965 02:02:26,203 --> 02:02:28,340 But yours is even more deadly. 1966 02:02:28,372 --> 02:02:30,442 But it feels so nice, it's gonna make you 1967 02:02:30,475 --> 02:02:32,277 lower your guard. Mmm. 1968 02:02:32,310 --> 02:02:35,814 Our colleague, Merlin, may he rest in peace... 1969 02:02:35,846 --> 02:02:38,349 managed to synthesize your horrible little formula... 1970 02:02:38,384 --> 02:02:39,685 and speed up its effects. 1971 02:02:39,719 --> 02:02:42,721 So I would say you have just under eight minutes... 1972 02:02:42,755 --> 02:02:45,557 before paralysis sets in and your breathing stops. 1973 02:02:45,591 --> 02:02:48,293 But, of course, you know all about that. 1974 02:02:48,327 --> 02:02:51,329 So here's the deal. You release the antidote worldwide, 1975 02:02:51,363 --> 02:02:53,164 and we make sure you get a dose. 1976 02:02:53,198 --> 02:02:55,299 I have to give you the code to live? 1977 02:02:55,333 --> 02:02:58,570 Honey, you're so smart. You should work for me. 1978 02:02:58,604 --> 02:03:01,173 Right. Give us the code. 1979 02:03:01,207 --> 02:03:05,177 Why not? The decree's getting signed soon... (sniffs) 1980 02:03:05,211 --> 02:03:06,878 anyhoo. Um... 1981 02:03:07,511 --> 02:03:09,881 It's "Viva las vegan." 1982 02:03:10,983 --> 02:03:12,083 Get it? 1983 02:03:12,752 --> 02:03:15,220 "Viva las..." 1984 02:03:15,253 --> 02:03:16,622 Mmm. 1985 02:03:17,622 --> 02:03:19,692 (slurring) Come snuggle with me. 1986 02:03:20,492 --> 02:03:22,561 I like you. 1987 02:03:24,563 --> 02:03:26,766 (distorted) I don't think that's terribly likely. 1988 02:03:27,365 --> 02:03:29,868 (laughing) 1989 02:03:49,087 --> 02:03:50,222 She's OD'd. 1990 02:03:50,255 --> 02:03:51,724 You gave her too much. 1991 02:03:51,756 --> 02:03:53,291 Did I? 1992 02:03:53,324 --> 02:03:55,927 You know, I really don't have as much experience with all this drug stuff... 1993 02:03:55,961 --> 02:03:56,962 as people think. 1994 02:03:57,628 --> 02:03:58,963 Better be the right code. 1995 02:04:01,399 --> 02:04:02,768 (sighs) 1996 02:04:02,801 --> 02:04:06,270 "Viva las..." 1997 02:04:06,305 --> 02:04:07,606 So? 1998 02:04:11,176 --> 02:04:12,511 Don't move, kid. 1999 02:04:12,543 --> 02:04:13,746 You try anything funny, 2000 02:04:13,779 --> 02:04:14,980 and I'll turn this thing electric. 2001 02:04:16,581 --> 02:04:19,217 Now give up your guns, fellas. Slide 'em over. 2002 02:04:24,922 --> 02:04:25,823 Whiskey. 2003 02:04:25,858 --> 02:04:27,726 We are all on the same side here. 2004 02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:28,860 You've had a head injury. 2005 02:04:28,894 --> 02:04:30,662 The exact same thing happened to Harry. 2006 02:04:30,695 --> 02:04:33,164 You're havin' some sort of brain glitch. 2007 02:04:33,198 --> 02:04:36,068 Nope. My brain's all good, kid. 2008 02:04:36,600 --> 02:04:38,036 And you know what? 2009 02:04:38,069 --> 02:04:41,840 I reckon the same was true for your friend Harry over here. 2010 02:04:41,872 --> 02:04:44,875 Real fine instincts, I'll give him that. 2011 02:04:44,909 --> 02:04:46,310 So stay still... 2012 02:04:46,344 --> 02:04:47,445 or I'll dice him up so small, 2013 02:04:47,479 --> 02:04:48,579 you can take him home in a bucket... 2014 02:04:48,613 --> 02:04:49,981 and still have room for what's left 2015 02:04:50,015 --> 02:04:51,550 of your buddy, Merlin. 2016 02:04:52,585 --> 02:04:54,252 Well, that's just fucking great. 2017 02:04:54,286 --> 02:04:55,854 You're working for the president? 2018 02:04:55,887 --> 02:04:57,122 That asshole? 2019 02:04:57,155 --> 02:04:58,222 (chuckles) 2020 02:04:58,256 --> 02:05:02,394 Hell no. It's a matter of personal principle, agent. 2021 02:05:02,426 --> 02:05:04,929 No more drug users. 2022 02:05:04,962 --> 02:05:08,032 And the Statesman share price rockets. 2023 02:05:09,501 --> 02:05:12,804 So those are your principles? Making money? 2024 02:05:12,837 --> 02:05:15,140 Our agencies were founded to uphold peace. 2025 02:05:15,172 --> 02:05:16,375 To protect the innocent. 2026 02:05:16,408 --> 02:05:18,476 Do you wanna know who was innocent? 2027 02:05:18,510 --> 02:05:21,514 My high school sweetheart. 2028 02:05:21,980 --> 02:05:23,815 Love of my life. 2029 02:05:23,849 --> 02:05:25,751 Pregnant with my little boy. 2030 02:05:26,650 --> 02:05:28,621 He'd be about your age now... 2031 02:05:28,654 --> 02:05:30,622 if his mama hadn't got caught in the crossfire... 2032 02:05:30,655 --> 02:05:31,756 when two meth head freaks 2033 02:05:31,789 --> 02:05:34,827 decided to rob a fucking convenience store. 2034 02:05:37,363 --> 02:05:40,532 A world without those people in it... 2035 02:05:40,564 --> 02:05:43,034 sure smells like peace to me. 2036 02:05:43,801 --> 02:05:45,970 You break the law... 2037 02:05:46,005 --> 02:05:47,873 you pay the price. 2038 02:05:48,539 --> 02:05:50,574 Good riddance... 2039 02:05:50,608 --> 02:05:52,878 to all of them. 2040 02:05:57,615 --> 02:06:00,885 That's why I got to destroy that case. 2041 02:06:00,918 --> 02:06:04,622 Now slide it over, Agent Galahad. 2042 02:06:09,493 --> 02:06:11,095 Thank you. 2043 02:06:11,128 --> 02:06:13,097 Do you know what, Harry? 2044 02:06:13,131 --> 02:06:14,198 I think he's got a point. 2045 02:06:16,835 --> 02:06:20,139 I think it sounds like a bright idea. 2046 02:06:20,939 --> 02:06:21,941 (beeps) 2047 02:06:29,980 --> 02:06:31,684 (crackling) 2048 02:06:50,935 --> 02:06:52,270 (grunting) 2049 02:07:08,353 --> 02:07:10,322 (grunting) 2050 02:07:29,675 --> 02:07:31,076 (both grunting) 2051 02:07:32,543 --> 02:07:33,778 (groans) 2052 02:07:40,551 --> 02:07:42,320 (both grunting) 2053 02:07:53,131 --> 02:07:54,333 (choking) 2054 02:08:36,875 --> 02:08:40,945 Put alpha gel on that, dickhead. 2055 02:08:42,314 --> 02:08:43,315 (lock clicks) 2056 02:08:50,854 --> 02:08:52,457 "Viva las vegan." 2057 02:08:53,324 --> 02:08:54,626 (beeps) 2058 02:08:54,658 --> 02:08:55,960 EGGSY: This one's for you, Merlin. 2059 02:09:10,576 --> 02:09:11,676 It's a day of worldwide celebration 2060 02:09:11,710 --> 02:09:14,112 as millions rejoice... 2061 02:09:14,145 --> 02:09:17,516 after they or their loved ones were saved from death. 2062 02:09:19,851 --> 02:09:21,319 (mother sighs) 2063 02:09:23,555 --> 02:09:26,325 (parents exclaiming) 2064 02:09:29,427 --> 02:09:32,096 FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR: Distribution of The Golden Circle antidote continues... 2065 02:09:32,130 --> 02:09:34,032 and field hospitals are emptying... 2066 02:09:34,065 --> 02:09:37,402 as victims return to their homes tonight, cured. 2067 02:09:58,655 --> 02:10:00,891 Come on, Liam. Man, come on. 2068 02:10:00,926 --> 02:10:03,395 Yes! Yes! Yes! 2069 02:10:05,396 --> 02:10:07,064 (both laughing) 2070 02:10:09,000 --> 02:10:10,636 I love you, man! I love you! 2071 02:10:10,668 --> 02:10:12,904 I'm never touching that shit again! 2072 02:10:16,207 --> 02:10:17,208 What happened? 2073 02:10:18,743 --> 02:10:20,979 Did I miss something? You sure did. 2074 02:10:21,011 --> 02:10:25,116 From now on, Tequila, I suggest you stick to booze. 2075 02:10:27,752 --> 02:10:29,321 FOX: The president actively sanctioned 2076 02:10:29,354 --> 02:10:32,591 the deaths of hundreds of millions of people... 2077 02:10:33,457 --> 02:10:35,960 and lied to the public. 2078 02:10:35,993 --> 02:10:39,163 I am proud to be responsible for his impeachment... 2079 02:10:39,197 --> 02:10:40,998 and I will do everything I can 2080 02:10:41,032 --> 02:10:43,502 to ensure a smooth transition of power. 2081 02:10:44,502 --> 02:10:47,372 CHAMP: In honor of this historic occasion, 2082 02:10:47,405 --> 02:10:48,841 we have purchased... 2083 02:10:49,875 --> 02:10:52,211 a distillery in Scotland. 2084 02:10:52,243 --> 02:10:53,311 (uncorks bottle) 2085 02:10:53,345 --> 02:10:54,512 This shows the world... 2086 02:10:54,546 --> 02:10:59,418 that Kingsman is now joining the liquor business. 2087 02:11:00,051 --> 02:11:02,387 Before we were cousins. 2088 02:11:02,420 --> 02:11:06,824 Now we're brothers, working side-by-side. 2089 02:11:06,858 --> 02:11:09,994 All our resources are now yours. 2090 02:11:10,028 --> 02:11:12,264 You can rebuild. 2091 02:11:12,296 --> 02:11:14,231 Yeah, y'all shittin' in high cotton now. 2092 02:11:14,265 --> 02:11:15,400 (chuckles) (clinks bottle) 2093 02:11:15,432 --> 02:11:17,802 Agent Tequila, this is a formal occasion... 2094 02:11:17,836 --> 02:11:19,637 where's your tie and jacket? 2095 02:11:19,671 --> 02:11:20,805 Sorry, sir. 2096 02:11:20,838 --> 02:11:24,576 Maybe the Kingsman boys can dress you properly. 2097 02:11:25,676 --> 02:11:27,246 To our union! 2098 02:11:28,313 --> 02:11:29,314 ALL: To our union! 2099 02:11:31,216 --> 02:11:32,417 (sniffling) 2100 02:11:33,150 --> 02:11:35,153 Final order of business... 2101 02:11:35,953 --> 02:11:37,387 we would be honored 2102 02:11:37,421 --> 02:11:40,958 if one of you would be our new Agent Whiskey. 2103 02:11:40,993 --> 02:11:45,864 Yeah, this two Galahad thing is just fucking confusing. 2104 02:11:45,896 --> 02:11:47,030 (both stuttering) 2105 02:11:47,064 --> 02:11:48,500 Well, I'm very honored... 2106 02:11:50,801 --> 02:11:52,003 Champ... 2107 02:11:53,805 --> 02:11:56,008 I'd like to throw my hat in the ring. 2108 02:12:00,278 --> 02:12:01,346 All right! 2109 02:12:02,581 --> 02:12:03,916 Statesmen, the vote. 2110 02:12:06,917 --> 02:12:08,886 Looks like she's in. 2111 02:12:08,920 --> 02:12:10,221 Have a seat. 2112 02:12:11,454 --> 02:12:12,524 (chuckles) 2113 02:12:14,759 --> 02:12:16,527 To Agent Whiskey! 2114 02:12:16,560 --> 02:12:17,695 Agent Whiskey! 2115 02:12:25,302 --> 02:12:26,371 Cheers! 2116 02:12:31,208 --> 02:12:33,612 Are you sure I don't look like a dick? 2117 02:12:36,514 --> 02:12:37,582 Look in the mirror. 2118 02:12:43,621 --> 02:12:44,989 What do you see? 2119 02:12:45,023 --> 02:12:48,525 Someone who can't believe what the fuck is going on. 2120 02:12:48,559 --> 02:12:49,793 (sighs) 2121 02:12:49,828 --> 02:12:51,563 I see a man who is honorable... 2122 02:12:53,764 --> 02:12:55,033 brave... 2123 02:12:55,733 --> 02:12:57,402 loyal... 2124 02:12:57,435 --> 02:12:59,705 who's fulfilled his huge potential. 2125 02:13:01,372 --> 02:13:03,742 A man who's done something good with his life. 2126 02:13:05,042 --> 02:13:07,278 I owe you everything, Harry. 2127 02:13:08,546 --> 02:13:09,948 Thank you. 2128 02:13:09,980 --> 02:13:11,282 Don't mention it. 2129 02:13:12,550 --> 02:13:13,552 You ready? 2130 02:13:16,520 --> 02:13:18,456 Not a doubt in my mind. 2131 02:13:56,828 --> 02:13:59,031 (all cheering) 2132 02:14:10,141 --> 02:14:13,043 HARRY: As one of our founding Kingsman once said... 2133 02:14:13,077 --> 02:14:15,046 this is not the end. 2134 02:14:15,079 --> 02:14:18,216 It is not even the beginning of the end. 2135 02:14:18,248 --> 02:14:22,720 But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. 2136 02:14:23,488 --> 02:14:24,756 Yeah! 2137 02:20:56,013 --> 02:20:59,016 Subrip: Pix