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Love me tender, love me dear
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Tell me you are mine
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I'll be yours through all the years
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Till the end of time
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When at last my dreams come true
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Darling, this I know
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Happiness will follow you
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Just before I go.
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My name is Ted Morgan.
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Right now I'm moments away from death.
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No reason for you to feel bad, though.
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I mean, I don't.
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This is actually
the first time in my life
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that I've accomplished something
I set out to do.
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And it's fitting for me
to die here in Lake Wamsutta
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because, to be honest, it's probably
the only place I ever really felt alive.
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I used to come here
with my dad when I was a kid,
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but we didn't come here to fish.
No, we had bigger plans.
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See that thing in the sign?
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That's Wammy, my hometown's answer
to the Loch Ness monster.
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But Wammy was real.
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We had actual footage shot by my dad,
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plus eyewitness accounts
from local alcoholics.
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My dad saw the good in everything.
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He taught me that the world
was a safe and decent place.
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Only it wasn't. He got sick
and before I knew it...
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he was gone.
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My brother Lucky comforted me that day
for the first and only time in his life.
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But he couldn't take my dad's place.
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Go! Sit! What's wrong with you?!
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In the movies,
a sympathetic teacher often steps up.
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But Edwina Lawrence
never went to the movies.
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I used my art to express myself
and I showed them.
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But then they showed me.
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They took my best friend.
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My mother never found a man
to replace my dad either.
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So she fell in love with the King...
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named Shirley.
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Meanwhile, I was being tortured
by the school bully, Rawly Stansfield.
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So when I was old enough,
I moved as far away as I could
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and I never thought of Wammy again.
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It was a silly thing
to believe in anyway.
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As you can tell by where I am right now,
life never got much better.
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So I went out west
where I just blended in.
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I worked my way up to a mid-level job
at a mid-level company...
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and watched the years go by,
all from the safety of a mid-level life.
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Hey, come on. Let's go. Come on.
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- And then I met Penny.
- Here we go.
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Wow, he's really heavy.
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- I'm Penny.
- I'm Ted.
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For three years,
she was everything to me.
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Everything I wasn't.
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Penny loved life and I loved Penny.
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Unfortunately, so did Nate,
her guitar teacher.
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Do you think this is
how I wanted it to end, Ted?
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I thought that we could grow together,
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but you are stuck.
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- What am I supposed to do without you?
- What did you ever do with me, Ted?
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You have no passion
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and I don't wanna end up like you.
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You might as well be dead.
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Maybe she was right.
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Maybe I should just end it.
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After all, there was no one left
to talk me out of it.
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Even total strangers
agreed that I was wasting air.
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It was obvious to me.
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It was time to punch out.
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But I didn't want
to go out like this guy.
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My life had been
a complete failure, sure,
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but at least I could get my death right.
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I needed to go back to Kempton
and confront my own predators.
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Just before I go.
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Hey, Ted! Teddy!
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Over here!
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You got shotgun.
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Honey! Kids! They're gonna freak out.
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Hey, everybody gather round.
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Here. You sit here. No, no, you stay.
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Okay, okay, fam damily.
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You all remember your Uncle Ted?
He's my only brother.
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- He's gonna be staying with us for a while.
- We know, Dad.
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Right... but what you don't know is why.
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- And... can I be frank here, Teddy?
- Preferably not.
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Your Uncle Ted's here
'cause your Aunt Penny,
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who you only met, like,
twice a hundred years ago,
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and now... warning, I'm gonna talk to you
like we're adults now... is a cunt.
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- Okay, I'm a little sleepy.
- Now, those of you who know me
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know that I don't throw
that word around lightly.
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It's an ugly word,
it's a disgusting word.
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Great orifice. Gives us babies,
but it's a terrible word sometimes,
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but your aunt is a cunt.
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So I never want to hear the word "Penny"
spoken ever again.
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When you think you want to say "Penny,"
you say "cunt" instead.
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What if we want to cash in a roll of pennies
at the bank? Do we say it then?
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No. You look that teller
in the eye and you say,
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you would like some cash
for this roll of cunts.
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You have my permission.
I'll sign a slip or something.
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- Luck, come on.
- I'm sorry, I digress.
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And even though he's been kind of a dick
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for barely calling or anything
for the past two years,
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doesn't matter anymore...
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'cause my baby brother's back.
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Okay, I'm getting
a little emotional here.
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And you all know I break things when I cry,
so I'm gonna let little brother Ted speak.
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Hi.
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I know it's been a long time
since I've been back here and...
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just want to thank you guys
for letting me stay with you
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during this... transition period.
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- My breakup with your Aunt Penny...
- Cunt.
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Aunt... Cunt... has been difficult.
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It's nice to have family to turn to.
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Well, Teddy, we're really happy
that you're here staying with us.
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Enough speeches. Give the man a break.
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He just flew 3,000 miles.
Let's get this man some food.
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All right, here we go.
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Bathroom's in there.
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Your dad said you drew these.
You're talented.
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Well, they're shit, but thanks.
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What's with the deadbolt?
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You're gonna want to use that.
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Dad will tell you.
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- Good?
- Yeah.
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Kathleen?
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Kathleen!
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What are you doing?
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No, don't do that.
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That's a bad idea, Kathleen.
It's a bad idea.
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You should go back to bed, okay?
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No! No! No!
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My God, it's like you're playing banjo.
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Oh, jeez.
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Oh, shit.
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Lucky, I was sleeping. She just
walked in, I swear. I don't know...
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You're gonna wake her.
You never wake a sleep masturbator.
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- What?
- I'll explain in the morning.
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Didn't Zeke tell you
to deadbolt the door?
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Okay, honey, beddie-bye time.
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Come on.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, hey. Teddy, there's banana cream pie
in the fridge if you get hungry, okay?
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- I'm good.
- I can't...
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- Mom, I can't find any clean pants.
- Look in your closet.
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- Shit!
- Oh... I'm sorry, honey.
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- What?!
- For the love of Pete.
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Yeah, it's been going on
for the past few years.
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Every time someone sleeps over,
she sleepwalks in there,
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starts rubbing her button, two minutes later
it sounds like a chick's hatching.
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Is she seeing a doctor?
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They gave her this Zoloft shit, but she
still does all the same crazy sleep stuff.
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You should see the things she does
to me when she's sleeping.
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She punches me, slaps me, kicks me.
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She took a shit on my pillow
right next to my head.
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I'm talking this giant rosebud,
like, inches from my eyebrows.
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I'd kill to wake up and find her
knuckle-deep in her own pussy.
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Jeez.
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- I'm sorry, Luck.
- Well, fuck it.
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Gonna see Mom today?
The Monte Carlo's at your disposal.
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- I got something I gotta do first.
- Dude, you gotta see Mom.
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Of course, yeah, I will.
I just... gotta do this thing first.
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Good morning,
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I'm looking for one of your old people.
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- Edwina Lawrence.
- Friend or family?
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Actually, I'm one of her former students.
She was my seventh grade teacher.
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Oh, and you've come back
after all these years to visit.
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- How sweet.
- Yeah.
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42, 43... Oh, Shirley.
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- Hello.
- Fuck you.
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Okay.
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Mrs. Lawrence?
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Mrs. Lawrence, it's Teddy.
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Ted Morgan. From the seventh grade?
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Are you stupid?!
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How many times do I have to say it?
The numerator goes into the denominator.
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Four. Four times!
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Take your seat.
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Go! Sit! What's wrong with you?!
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I think some children
in this class know math, right?
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You were pretty mean to me.
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Actually, you were more
than just mean, you were cruel.
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Probably the cruelest person
I've ever met.
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I was popular before seventh grade.
I had friends.
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You made me a joke.
You picked on me every day.
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Why? I never did anything to you.
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I was polite. I was an A student.
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Jesus, my father had just died!
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Why were you such a miserable
cocksucking bitch?!
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They took my dog Pepper because of you.
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He was my best friend. They took him away
because of you. I never saw him again.
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I flew 3,000 miles to tell you how you set
my life on the path to ruin
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and this is funny to you?
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Well, fuck you!
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Fuck you, you dried-up,
withered, douchebag.
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Fuck you and the giant tarantula
you rode in on!
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You old clam!
What the fuck are you smiling about?!
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Jesus! What are you doing?
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What am I doing? What are you doing
calling my grandmother a withered old clam?
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- Help!
- Wait, wait, I can explain.
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- Rape!
- Rape? Seriously?
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This is Massachusetts,
people still come running for rape.
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Don't move.
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- What, the cat?
- It's not any cat.
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No, no, no, no, Grandma, no.
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Is she allergic?
You want me to get rid of it?
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00:14:39,828 --> 00:14:41,996
No, you can't get rid of Death Kitty.
If he comes into your room
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and sleeps on your bed, you die.
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Oh, thank God.
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Thank God.
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Who are you?
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You're serious? You came back here
to yell at my grandma, fight a bully,
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and then kill yourself?
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Isn't that a little fucked up?
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I think that any plan that ends with suicide
is probably a little fucked up, yeah.
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- No kids?
- Nope.
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Is this like a cry for help?
Am I supposed to tell someone?
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No, please don't.
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So I'm just supposed to walk away
and let you... kill yourself?
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I'm sorry. I'm an idiot,
but, yes, I was hoping so.
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Hey.
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I know you don't think so,
but someone is gonna care
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and they're gonna be really pissed off
and they most likely won't ever forgive you.
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- Teddy! Oh, my God!
- Hey, Mom.
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- Oh...
- Good to see you.
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Oh, honey. What a surprise.
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00:16:08,899 --> 00:16:12,103
Oh, I'm so happy to see you!
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Oh, Margaret Margolis.
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10% kidney function.
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No feet.
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Hi, baby! Let me look at you.
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God. That's a sandwich.
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I can't tell you how good it is
to see my baby boy again.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Let the boy breathe, Nance.
You're practically motorboatin' him.
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- It's good to see you, too, Mom.
- How are things?
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Shirley, do you have
to do that in the kitchen?
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Sorry, baby. Sorry.
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- So, Shirley, how are you feeling?
- Good, Ted. Can't complain.
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Thank you very much, baby.
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Shirley's making a comeback.
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- Really?
- Yeah, look at this.
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The Marshfield chili cook-off.
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- Opening for Sha Na Na.
- You're gonna come, right?
242
00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:16,667
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
243
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:20,338
- Mom, do you remember Vickie Serrone?
- Oh, yeah, very nice girl.
244
00:17:20,438 --> 00:17:23,641
She works checkout
at Shaw's Supermarket.
245
00:17:24,775 --> 00:17:27,612
- She's worked there since high school.
- Shelves, too.
246
00:17:29,012 --> 00:17:32,950
This girl knows where everything is.
Every aisle, every item.
247
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,353
You just try to stump her.
248
00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:39,524
Two weeks ago I went in there and I said,
"I'd like some capers."
249
00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:42,660
You know what she did?
She said, "Aisle seven, bottom shelf."
250
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,629
- Amazing.
- I don't even know what a caper is.
251
00:17:47,428 --> 00:17:49,665
Shirley!
252
00:17:52,469 --> 00:17:54,238
Hey, big mama.
253
00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:57,458
- Where's my coffee?
- Almost ready, puddin'.
254
00:17:57,908 --> 00:18:00,444
You could've given me
a little heads up on Elvis' comeback.
255
00:18:00,544 --> 00:18:03,914
More like "Love Me Tenderloin."
Woman is packing on the poundage.
256
00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:07,085
Went to a pancake breakfast
with her last month...
257
00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:08,886
there was more batter spread that day
258
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:12,054
than on the inside
of a Boy Scout's sleeping bag.
259
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:20,329
What do you got back there?
A case of marshmallows?
260
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,003
That is good.
261
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:29,039
You put your secret ingredient in there.
Tell him what your secret ingredient is.
262
00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:30,939
Love.
263
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:34,476
Love.
264
00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:44,786
You're so beautiful.
265
00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:50,927
Teddy, I'm trying to take a nap.
Get out of here.
266
00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:54,561
Ted, I'm trying to sleep.
267
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,433
Get over here.
268
00:19:13,183 --> 00:19:15,253
What are you doing here?
269
00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:19,390
I've decided that I'm gonna document
this suicide thing of yours.
270
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:23,661
Jesus, would you keep it down?
And, no, absolutely not.
271
00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:24,929
Why?
272
00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:27,432
Look, I'm sorry
about your grandmother, okay?
273
00:19:27,532 --> 00:19:30,235
I'm sorry I told you
what I told you, but no way.
274
00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:34,672
Ted, think about it. When the end comes
and you have to write that note,
275
00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:37,608
I mean, the note, explaining all this,
276
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:40,711
you won't have to
because I will have edited together
277
00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:43,914
a snappy little 30-minute presentation
that will explain it all.
278
00:19:44,014 --> 00:19:47,918
- Why are you doing this?
- To help. Also, this is kind of my field.
279
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:50,254
- You do documentaries?
- No, I work at Town Hall
280
00:19:50,354 --> 00:19:52,223
and I record all of the town meetings,
281
00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:55,860
so, yeah, kind of a documentarian,
record keeper.
282
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,528
- Greta, right?
- Yeah.
283
00:19:57,628 --> 00:19:59,195
It was nice meeting you. Goodbye.
284
00:20:02,465 --> 00:20:04,632
I'll tell.
285
00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:07,738
I'll tell your brother
what you're gonna do.
286
00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:12,549
I don't want to. I would much rather
document your impending death, but...
287
00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:13,742
it's your call.
288
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,083
Yes!
289
00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:21,319
So let's rehash.
290
00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:25,656
So far you've screamed
at a 90-year-old lady
291
00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:27,992
and called her a "cocksucking bitch,"
292
00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:31,629
and now you're going to fist-fight
someone you haven't seen in 22 years?
293
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:34,064
You've got to admit that's a pretty
fucked-up bucket list.
294
00:20:34,164 --> 00:20:36,434
You ever heard of
"getting your house in order"?
295
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:39,036
That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm getting my house in order.
296
00:20:39,236 --> 00:20:41,272
Yeah, but why do
you have to kill yourself?
297
00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:44,408
Why not just right your wrongs
and then keep on going?
298
00:20:45,008 --> 00:20:46,844
Because...
299
00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:48,992
it's what we cowards do.
300
00:21:00,857 --> 00:21:04,988
So you're just gonna walk up to this guy
and say, "Hey, remember me?
301
00:21:05,088 --> 00:21:08,317
You used to pick me up by the nipples
during gym class 20 years ago."
302
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:11,967
- And then, wham?
- Pretty much.
303
00:21:13,136 --> 00:21:15,305
Hey, Ted, get up.
304
00:21:15,405 --> 00:21:19,174
I'm hungry. Let's go, get out of here.
305
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,188
Excuse me.
306
00:21:23,288 --> 00:21:26,147
You wouldn't happen to have
any spare change, would you?
307
00:21:26,247 --> 00:21:28,608
Buzz off, loser.
308
00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:31,589
I have some change, Ted.
309
00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,353
Don't give him any money, Vickie.
310
00:21:33,453 --> 00:21:35,875
He's just gonna give it to Rawly Stansfield
'cause he's too big a pussy
311
00:21:35,975 --> 00:21:37,559
to stand up to him.
312
00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:42,658
Thanks. Thank you.
313
00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:45,734
Sorry about that. Come on.
314
00:21:48,972 --> 00:21:52,810
Gross, dude, it's fucking wet.
Tomorrow I want dry money. All right?
315
00:21:53,893 --> 00:21:55,110
Yeah.
316
00:21:56,746 --> 00:22:00,148
- Hi, is Rawly Stansfield here?
- Yeah, he's right there.
317
00:22:03,086 --> 00:22:04,722
Please don't be Rawly.
Please don't be Rawly.
318
00:22:04,822 --> 00:22:06,791
- Please don't be Rawly.
- I'm Rawly.
319
00:22:06,891 --> 00:22:09,358
- Oh, shit.
- Be with you in a second.
320
00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:17,034
Okay, let's go.
321
00:22:17,134 --> 00:22:18,636
No.
322
00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:22,506
Ted, I know that your list is very important
to you, but unless you've decided
323
00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:25,743
to add having someone feed you
your own legs, I suggest we go.
324
00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:30,581
It's not a list. It's just a few things.
Besides, I'm armed.
325
00:22:30,681 --> 00:22:34,484
It's my brother's blackjack.
It's filled with powdered lead, you just...
326
00:22:34,584 --> 00:22:38,522
one blow to the side of the head,
he'll go down like a ton of fertilizer.
327
00:22:38,622 --> 00:22:42,754
Ted, the man just walked out of here
with 200 pounds of hay on his shoulders
328
00:22:42,854 --> 00:22:47,297
like it was a fucking parasol. I suggest
you key his pick-up and call it even.
329
00:22:47,397 --> 00:22:48,364
No.
330
00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:52,504
Jesus, it's like "Jurassic Park"
when he walks.
331
00:22:53,704 --> 00:22:57,239
- You looking for me?
- Yeah.
332
00:22:59,995 --> 00:23:01,879
You don't remember me, do ya?
333
00:23:02,663 --> 00:23:04,014
No.
334
00:23:04,114 --> 00:23:07,384
I'm Ted. Ted Morgan.
335
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:11,302
- We went to school together.
- Teddy?!
336
00:23:11,855 --> 00:23:15,861
Teddy Morgan, holy shit, man!
Good to see you!
337
00:23:17,261 --> 00:23:20,671
What's going on?! What's it been?
Like 20 years or something?
338
00:23:22,122 --> 00:23:24,168
Ted, man...
339
00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:28,906
I was such a dick. A huge di...
I mean like the biggest dick.
340
00:23:29,706 --> 00:23:32,609
Mother of all dicks, for sure.
341
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:36,213
I think about it
all the time, too, you know?
342
00:23:36,313 --> 00:23:38,580
My dickness.
343
00:23:39,048 --> 00:23:41,699
I'm a totally different person,
you gotta believe me on this. I mean I...
344
00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:46,256
I'm not such a dick anymore.
I'm a pretty happy dude, actually. You know?
345
00:23:46,856 --> 00:23:48,859
Well, for what it's worth, I...
346
00:23:48,959 --> 00:23:51,896
I really appreciate you
acknowledging your dickness.
347
00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:54,865
You bet. You deserve it, man.
348
00:23:54,965 --> 00:23:57,800
It all changed for me
when I met my wife.
349
00:23:58,514 --> 00:24:00,957
- Late wife.
- Sorry.
350
00:24:01,057 --> 00:24:02,205
Yeah.
351
00:24:02,305 --> 00:24:06,077
You remember her, Teddy?
Kathy Sorenson. Little bitty thing.
352
00:24:06,477 --> 00:24:08,145
She was president of the French Club.
353
00:24:08,245 --> 00:24:10,662
Remember she had a dead tooth,
like, until eighth grade?
354
00:24:10,762 --> 00:24:13,216
- Kind of a bubble butt.
- Yeah, sounds familiar.
355
00:24:13,316 --> 00:24:15,252
How'd she pass?
356
00:24:15,352 --> 00:24:18,520
It was a...
it was an aneurism, actually.
357
00:24:20,223 --> 00:24:22,605
- We have a son. Henry.
- All right.
358
00:24:22,705 --> 00:24:25,329
Yeah, he's just about the sweetest kid
you'd ever want to meet in your whole life.
359
00:24:25,429 --> 00:24:27,031
- Rawly!
- Sir.
360
00:24:27,131 --> 00:24:31,836
You know where I caught this little guy?
Throwing rabbit pellets everywhere.
361
00:24:31,936 --> 00:24:34,304
I told you,
this ain't no goddamn day care.
362
00:24:34,404 --> 00:24:36,006
- Sorry, Dad.
- Sorry?!
363
00:24:36,106 --> 00:24:40,175
It's hard to tell
who the dummy is at times.
364
00:24:43,546 --> 00:24:46,517
Hey, Henry, how you doing?
Come sit here with me.
365
00:24:46,617 --> 00:24:50,822
Want you to say hi to my friend.
Say "hi" to Ted. Hi, Ted.
366
00:24:51,822 --> 00:24:53,057
- That means he likes you.
- Hey.
367
00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:55,924
- This is Greta, his friend.
- Hottie.
368
00:25:06,403 --> 00:25:12,009
Hey, baby bro. You hungry? Kathleen
really outdid herself tonight. Meat loaf.
369
00:25:12,109 --> 00:25:15,312
Almost gave myself a speeding ticket 'cause
I couldn't wait to get home and dig in.
370
00:25:15,512 --> 00:25:17,181
Thanks. I'm kind of tired.
371
00:25:17,281 --> 00:25:21,096
Come on. It only tastes
a little bit like dog food.
372
00:26:05,411 --> 00:26:06,995
Kathleen.
373
00:26:08,298 --> 00:26:11,566
Oh, no. Come on!
374
00:26:13,537 --> 00:26:17,372
You know what?
Just speed it up. Speed it up.
375
00:26:19,143 --> 00:26:20,911
How come you never
hear her get out of bed?
376
00:26:21,011 --> 00:26:23,881
Shut up. How come
you don't deadbolt the door?
377
00:26:23,981 --> 00:26:26,063
I did!
378
00:26:36,826 --> 00:26:41,929
Guys, find a cunt, pick it up,
all day long you've got good luck.
379
00:26:45,768 --> 00:26:49,306
I'm having to rethink
this whole Penny/cunt thing.
380
00:26:49,606 --> 00:26:54,591
Ted, school starts in 15 minutes.
I'll meet you in the car. All right?
381
00:26:56,947 --> 00:27:02,052
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Whether 'tis nobler to suck dick.
382
00:27:02,152 --> 00:27:04,287
Will you fu... leave him the fuck alone.
383
00:27:04,387 --> 00:27:07,291
What? What do you got against
having a little fun, dude?
384
00:27:07,391 --> 00:27:10,427
So, Romeo, what is it?
Are you a top or a bottom?
385
00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:13,661
What, you don't remember, Pete?
386
00:27:14,230 --> 00:27:17,265
That afternoon under the bleachers
must have meant nothing to you?
387
00:27:19,837 --> 00:27:22,303
- Fuck you.
- Stop! Stop. Stop. Releax.
388
00:27:22,403 --> 00:27:26,842
Will you get the fuck outta here?
Stop. Come on, man.
389
00:27:28,478 --> 00:27:32,650
Hey, you were supposed
to pick me up this morning.
390
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:35,786
Hello, I am talking to you.
391
00:27:35,886 --> 00:27:39,890
I'm trying to film a suicide note here.
Can you stop and help a girl out, please?
392
00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:43,360
You know why I didn't pick you up?
Because this is none of your business.
393
00:27:44,356 --> 00:27:46,927
Okay. Fine.
394
00:27:50,498 --> 00:27:52,502
Yeah, hi, is this the police department?
395
00:27:52,602 --> 00:27:56,215
I need to speak with the chief of police
right away. It's an emergency.
396
00:27:56,515 --> 00:27:59,346
It involves a family member.
Yeah, I can hold.
397
00:27:59,896 --> 00:28:01,712
- You're full of shit.
- Oh, really?
398
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:04,949
Do you hear that? That's Scandal.
399
00:28:05,049 --> 00:28:07,784
That's the official hold music
of the Kempton police department.
400
00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:10,554
It's really too bad, too,
because I have this way
401
00:28:10,654 --> 00:28:13,655
of helping you cross a thing
off your list.
402
00:28:14,691 --> 00:28:17,632
Shootin' at the walls of heartache
403
00:28:17,732 --> 00:28:21,797
Bang, bang, I am the warrior...
404
00:28:26,236 --> 00:28:29,573
- Why aren't you buying anything?
- 'Cause I don't want anything.
405
00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:31,774
I heard an old friend works here.
Thought I'd say hi.
406
00:28:32,174 --> 00:28:36,713
Okay. Well, fine by me. I needed
a box of emergency plugs anyway.
407
00:28:36,913 --> 00:28:40,186
I'm more at the tail end of my period,
so it's kind of a precaution,
408
00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:42,419
but... you know, good to have.
409
00:28:42,819 --> 00:28:44,788
If it's okay with you,
maybe we could keep a little mystery
410
00:28:44,888 --> 00:28:47,130
with our totally not knowing
each other at all?
411
00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:51,829
I'm sorry. Did I share too much,
Mr. I'm Gonna Kill Myself?
412
00:28:52,229 --> 00:28:53,731
Ted Morgan?
413
00:28:54,431 --> 00:28:55,899
Vickie Serrone?
414
00:28:56,499 --> 00:28:59,303
I have some change, Ted.
415
00:29:01,637 --> 00:29:02,834
Thanks.
416
00:29:09,089 --> 00:29:12,482
Where have you been?
I haven't seen you in years.
417
00:29:13,082 --> 00:29:16,719
- I've been living out in Los Angeles.
- You visiting your mom and Lucky?
418
00:29:18,044 --> 00:29:20,958
Yeah. Yeah, it's been a long time, so...
419
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,895
Anyways, what have you been up to?
You look great.
420
00:29:25,325 --> 00:29:30,100
Ted, it's okay, I've seen my reflection.
My feet, no, but my reflection...
421
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,069
Are you married?
422
00:29:32,169 --> 00:29:35,405
I sure as hell wouldn't let myself
get like this if I wasn't.
423
00:29:35,505 --> 00:29:37,374
I'm Vickie Dansik now.
424
00:29:37,474 --> 00:29:40,710
- Five kids.
- Five?! Wow.
425
00:29:41,410 --> 00:29:42,546
Is this your wife?
426
00:29:44,175 --> 00:29:45,547
No, no. She's...
427
00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:50,354
Greta. I'm a... friend of the family.
428
00:29:50,454 --> 00:29:52,590
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
429
00:29:53,490 --> 00:29:55,959
I'd love to catch up.
Maybe we could go out for a drink.
430
00:29:56,259 --> 00:30:00,626
- Sure.
- Great. Let me get your number.
431
00:30:02,465 --> 00:30:05,726
I'm sorry. What was that all about?
432
00:30:05,826 --> 00:30:09,974
She was one of the few people who was
ever kind to me. Is that enough info?
433
00:30:10,074 --> 00:30:13,759
Yeah, but what do you have to catch up on?
I mean, you're gonna kill yourself.
434
00:30:13,859 --> 00:30:17,214
What, are you trying to drum up
attendance at your funeral?
435
00:30:17,314 --> 00:30:20,984
Holy shit, she's like
a part of your list, isn't she?
436
00:30:21,084 --> 00:30:24,103
I mean, I don't know what part,
but... am I right?
437
00:30:24,403 --> 00:30:26,956
So what if she is?
Look, are we done today?
438
00:30:27,056 --> 00:30:30,827
- You are one sick fuck.
- I'm glad you're amused.
439
00:30:31,127 --> 00:30:33,763
Oh, hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, really.
440
00:30:33,863 --> 00:30:37,651
Look, you can go, you can do your thing,
but we have to do one thing first.
441
00:30:37,751 --> 00:30:40,167
Trust me, this is a stop
you're gonna want to make.
442
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,773
Okay, so, they give her
her meds at 10:00.
443
00:30:43,873 --> 00:30:46,009
It's 11:00 now.
This is when she's most coherent.
444
00:30:46,109 --> 00:30:50,247
So the rules are, you can tell her
what your beef is... period.
445
00:30:50,347 --> 00:30:52,750
You can say you hate her
or whatever else you want,
446
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:57,254
but no shouting, no swearing,
no obscene gestures, got it?
447
00:30:57,354 --> 00:31:00,388
- Can I flick her in the forehead?
- No! You can shake the bed a little.
448
00:31:14,236 --> 00:31:18,675
My dad left when I was three.
I remember that they were fighting.
449
00:31:18,775 --> 00:31:21,459
I was sweeping.
450
00:31:22,145 --> 00:31:25,046
I started hitting him
in the foot with the broom.
451
00:31:26,682 --> 00:31:30,454
Then I was yelling, "Stop, stop."
452
00:31:30,554 --> 00:31:33,957
And then the next time I saw him was...
453
00:31:34,057 --> 00:31:35,925
right after my mom died.
454
00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:40,180
I thought that he was coming
to take me with him...
455
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:46,433
'cause he brought me this big bag of candy.
Like bigger than my head and a dress.
456
00:31:47,203 --> 00:31:52,217
And then that night he and Nana
got in a really big fight and...
457
00:31:52,909 --> 00:31:55,476
the next day he was gone.
458
00:31:56,545 --> 00:32:00,414
And the next time that I saw him was...
459
00:32:00,950 --> 00:32:04,786
two years later at his funeral.
460
00:32:06,522 --> 00:32:08,658
I'm sorry.
461
00:32:08,758 --> 00:32:12,429
I know how hard it was to lose a parent.
I can't imagine losing both.
462
00:32:12,842 --> 00:32:15,598
You know, it wasn't losing
the actual them that was so hard
463
00:32:15,698 --> 00:32:18,903
'cause they weren't really there
to begin with, but...
464
00:32:19,403 --> 00:32:22,258
it was the idea...
465
00:32:23,706 --> 00:32:26,824
of them that was crippling.
466
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,618
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
467
00:32:34,718 --> 00:32:36,692
Are you good at climbing trees?
468
00:32:37,192 --> 00:32:38,720
What?
469
00:32:40,689 --> 00:32:43,660
Shit, this is high.
470
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,996
Relax, worst-case scenario,
you slip and die. Mission accomplished.
471
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,504
- What's that for?
- Carve your initials.
472
00:32:54,704 --> 00:32:56,306
See?
473
00:32:56,606 --> 00:32:58,508
Susan plus Greta.
474
00:32:59,286 --> 00:33:03,680
That's me and my mom. We came up here,
like, the week before she died.
475
00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:06,781
Your mom climbed a tree
a week before she died of cancer?
476
00:33:07,850 --> 00:33:13,154
Where there's a will, you know?
Anyway... carve.
477
00:33:14,757 --> 00:33:20,229
You have to leave something behind.
Some proof that... that you were here.
478
00:33:20,529 --> 00:33:22,532
Who knows, a hundred years from now,
479
00:33:22,632 --> 00:33:26,670
two people who we'll never know
could be sitting in this same tree
480
00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:28,438
looking at our initials.
481
00:33:29,038 --> 00:33:30,573
That's important why?
482
00:33:30,873 --> 00:33:34,413
Because then it's like we're still here.
483
00:33:43,252 --> 00:33:48,189
- So, what are you up to now?
- I'm meeting Rawly for beers tonight.
484
00:33:48,891 --> 00:33:50,927
Can you believe I've gone
from wanting to beat him senseless
485
00:33:51,027 --> 00:33:52,422
to letting him buy me a beer?
486
00:33:52,522 --> 00:33:55,230
No one said the path to killing yourself
was gonna be easy.
487
00:33:57,167 --> 00:33:58,866
Thanks for being my death muse.
488
00:34:11,248 --> 00:34:12,255
Hey, Greta.
489
00:34:15,652 --> 00:34:17,399
I'm sorry about your grandmother.
490
00:34:19,589 --> 00:34:23,624
Try not to do anything
too interesting tonight, okay?
491
00:34:29,098 --> 00:34:31,535
Oh, shit, I gotta tell you
about this fucking...
492
00:34:31,635 --> 00:34:34,404
crazy dream I had last night.
493
00:34:34,804 --> 00:34:37,374
Me and you went to this
real fancy restaurant
494
00:34:37,474 --> 00:34:40,477
and the waiter came up
and it was your father.
495
00:34:40,577 --> 00:34:45,348
And he was, like, telling us we had
to leave, that they wouldn't serve us.
496
00:34:45,448 --> 00:34:47,717
So I got mad, right?
I was like, "That's bullshit."
497
00:34:47,817 --> 00:34:49,619
And I looked to you and I'm like,
498
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,020
"Tell him how fucked up
this shit is." Right?
499
00:34:54,823 --> 00:34:58,061
And when I look at you,
you're standing right behind him.
500
00:34:58,161 --> 00:35:01,395
You're a waiter, too,
and you're telling me to leave.
501
00:35:02,898 --> 00:35:05,132
I couldn't believe it.
502
00:35:07,570 --> 00:35:11,105
Well, in my defense,
it's not because you're gay.
503
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:15,743
It's because we just... we just...
we just don't serve niggers.
504
00:35:18,114 --> 00:35:20,848
I knew you didn't like black people.
You are so racist.
505
00:35:22,384 --> 00:35:24,254
You're not all black.
506
00:35:24,354 --> 00:35:25,692
That's true.
507
00:35:28,257 --> 00:35:30,327
Come on.
508
00:35:36,299 --> 00:35:39,366
Just promise me you'll talk to somebody.
509
00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:42,504
Anybody.
510
00:35:43,381 --> 00:35:45,130
Okay.
511
00:35:56,319 --> 00:35:58,254
They just couldn't stop
the bleeding, you know?
512
00:35:58,754 --> 00:36:01,190
I'm sitting there thinking...
513
00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:03,660
"It was a sneeze.
514
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,779
It was a fucking sneeze."
515
00:36:06,529 --> 00:36:09,463
Something inside her head just blew.
516
00:36:10,699 --> 00:36:14,704
Just like that, she was gone, you know?
I don't know, fuck.
517
00:36:15,404 --> 00:36:19,309
And then I had to go home.
I had to tell Henry.
518
00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:21,979
And he's like, you know...
519
00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:25,346
He's like, "Where's Mama?
Where's Mama? Where's my mama?"
520
00:36:27,249 --> 00:36:30,684
That's the saddest sneeze story
I've ever heard.
521
00:36:31,553 --> 00:36:32,897
How's your dad been through all this?
522
00:36:33,097 --> 00:36:36,491
He's the biggest fucking asshole
to ever slip an arm through a sleeve.
523
00:36:38,594 --> 00:36:42,932
He wouldn't close the store
the day of her funeral.
524
00:36:43,032 --> 00:36:44,801
Jeez.
525
00:36:44,901 --> 00:36:49,169
He doesn't acknowledge his grandson
because he has Down's syndrome.
526
00:36:49,971 --> 00:36:53,649
Who the fuck could hate Henry?! Who?!
527
00:36:57,179 --> 00:36:59,182
Hey.
528
00:36:59,882 --> 00:37:02,452
I'm really sorry about the way
I treated you in school.
529
00:37:02,552 --> 00:37:06,556
If I were you, maybe a little bigger,
a little tougher,
530
00:37:06,656 --> 00:37:10,594
I'd want to kick my ass
for the shit I put you through.
531
00:37:10,994 --> 00:37:12,619
That fucking old man, I swear to God,
532
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,198
he made me his punching bag
since I could walk.
533
00:37:16,298 --> 00:37:18,501
I don't know.
534
00:37:18,601 --> 00:37:20,537
Maybe I just needed a punching bag, too.
535
00:37:20,637 --> 00:37:25,071
That doesn't make it right,
but I am truly sorry.
536
00:37:26,342 --> 00:37:28,876
Don't worry about it.
537
00:37:29,678 --> 00:37:33,117
All right, I want you to take that and
I want you to smash me in the head with it.
538
00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:37,918
You need to hurt me like I hurt you.
539
00:37:40,622 --> 00:37:41,679
I don't want to do that.
540
00:37:41,779 --> 00:37:46,463
I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight
unless you bring the pain, bitchpants.
541
00:37:46,563 --> 00:37:50,800
- I can't!
- Do it! Just do it!
542
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:53,301
Do it, you fucking pussy,
or I swear to God I will make you...
543
00:37:55,104 --> 00:37:58,674
God! Fuck me! Come on!
544
00:37:59,076 --> 00:38:01,344
Motherfuck-bucket!
545
00:38:06,431 --> 00:38:09,017
Oh, fuck, yeah!
546
00:38:11,955 --> 00:38:14,591
- You sure you're okay to drive?
- Oh, fuck, quit asking me that.
547
00:38:14,691 --> 00:38:18,195
I only live like six miles
from this fuckhole.
548
00:38:18,695 --> 00:38:19,996
- All right.
- Dude, so great seeing you.
549
00:38:20,096 --> 00:38:21,865
You, too, buddy.
550
00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:23,366
- That was fun.
- Oh, my God.
551
00:38:23,466 --> 00:38:25,502
You're a good man, Ted.
552
00:38:25,602 --> 00:38:27,437
Hey...
553
00:38:27,537 --> 00:38:30,306
Hey, can I ask... can I ask you a favor?
554
00:38:30,406 --> 00:38:32,372
Yeah, sure.
555
00:38:33,510 --> 00:38:36,313
Would you help me kill my dad?
556
00:38:36,413 --> 00:38:38,414
Why not?
557
00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:40,317
Yes!
558
00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:41,551
- All right.
- All right.
559
00:38:41,651 --> 00:38:44,652
- I'll be in touch.
- Yeah.
560
00:38:57,489 --> 00:39:00,067
I'm awake. I'm awake.
561
00:39:04,303 --> 00:39:05,542
Shit.
562
00:39:06,242 --> 00:39:07,911
I saw it was your Monte Carlo, Chief,
563
00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:10,547
thought maybe you'd tied one on
and needed a lift.
564
00:39:10,647 --> 00:39:13,983
No, I let my kid brother use it.
He's kind of going through some shit.
565
00:39:14,183 --> 00:39:18,187
Well, just so you know,
it was twice the legal limit, so...
566
00:39:18,287 --> 00:39:21,988
Oh, yeah? It was twice the legal limit.
567
00:39:23,392 --> 00:39:26,450
I could say the same thing
about your boobies.
568
00:39:27,697 --> 00:39:30,530
You should see 'em underneath the shirt.
569
00:39:31,034 --> 00:39:33,469
- See 'em out of uniform.
- I don't feel good.
570
00:39:33,569 --> 00:39:35,138
- What's the matter?
- I don't feel good.
571
00:39:35,238 --> 00:39:38,875
Yeah, well... hey, I'll see you
at lunch tomorrow, okay?
572
00:39:38,975 --> 00:39:41,444
- Hey, hey.
- I'd like to see you at lunch tomorrow.
573
00:39:41,544 --> 00:39:42,944
Yeah? That can be arranged.
574
00:39:50,352 --> 00:39:52,619
Oh, God.
575
00:40:15,010 --> 00:40:17,011
You wanna talk?
576
00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:24,102
Okay.
577
00:40:24,454 --> 00:40:26,519
Look at that one.
578
00:40:27,557 --> 00:40:29,859
These are...
579
00:40:29,959 --> 00:40:32,261
- really...
- Gay?
580
00:40:32,361 --> 00:40:35,432
Yeah. Yeah, they're...
581
00:40:35,532 --> 00:40:37,865
they're really gay.
582
00:40:38,867 --> 00:40:41,902
- So you're...
- I think so.
583
00:40:43,071 --> 00:40:46,509
- You think so?
- I mean, you know, I have a boyfriend.
584
00:40:47,628 --> 00:40:51,280
- Yeah, I suck his dick.
- Okay.
585
00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:54,215
Yeah, you're... you're probably gay.
586
00:40:56,251 --> 00:40:58,922
What do you want me to do?
You want me to talk to your dad?
587
00:40:59,022 --> 00:41:01,288
Or are you just gonna tell people
through cock drawings?
588
00:41:06,663 --> 00:41:08,930
No, he... my dad is...
589
00:41:10,165 --> 00:41:15,302
I think I'm just sitting with it
right now. You know?
590
00:41:16,372 --> 00:41:19,540
I think I just kinda needed
to tell somebody. Say it out loud.
591
00:41:29,285 --> 00:41:31,719
So, last month at school...
592
00:41:33,722 --> 00:41:38,060
I was walking down the corridor with
a couple buddies of mine after practice.
593
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,947
Coming the other way
is Ralph Brooks, right?
594
00:41:41,047 --> 00:41:45,010
He's a skinny little blond kid.
He's... gay.
595
00:41:45,835 --> 00:41:50,400
Anyway, you know,
he's... he's walking towards us and...
596
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:54,778
and me and him make eye contact
and he gives me this... this...
597
00:41:54,878 --> 00:41:58,879
just like fucking
half smile thing, like...
598
00:42:00,849 --> 00:42:04,654
You know, like he knows....
or something.
599
00:42:04,754 --> 00:42:06,690
Well, I panic.
600
00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:12,292
You know, so when I passed by him, I mean,
I just slammed my shoulder into his chest.
601
00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:16,130
I mean, I did it fucking hard.
602
00:42:18,534 --> 00:42:22,802
You know, he just... drops.
603
00:42:25,173 --> 00:42:28,542
He's just sitting there
and he's staring up at me.
604
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,083
I've never hated anyone as much
as I hated him in that moment.
605
00:42:41,858 --> 00:42:46,893
I mean, I don't... I mean,
I don't wanna like guys.
606
00:42:55,237 --> 00:42:58,238
I don't want to be hated like that.
607
00:43:01,910 --> 00:43:04,134
I don't know.
608
00:43:11,119 --> 00:43:12,922
Here we go.
609
00:43:13,622 --> 00:43:16,524
- Can I get you anything else?
- I think we're good. Thanks.
610
00:43:21,264 --> 00:43:24,233
I think somebody likes you.
611
00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:25,768
Don't be a dick.
612
00:43:25,868 --> 00:43:29,872
Come on, that kid is gayer than a mouse
shoved up the ass of a gerbil
613
00:43:29,972 --> 00:43:33,508
shoved up the ass
of a sixth grade music teacher.
614
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,914
- Why are you such an asshole?
- Relax, I'm joking. Jesus.
615
00:43:38,014 --> 00:43:41,582
- You're not funny.
- He didn't hear me.
616
00:43:42,384 --> 00:43:46,589
I'll tell you what. I'll tickle his bag
on the way out. Make nice, okay?
617
00:43:46,989 --> 00:43:49,592
- Idiot.
- And people think I'm funny.
618
00:43:49,692 --> 00:43:52,760
- Yeah, your wife thinks you're a riot.
- What's that supposed to mean?
619
00:43:54,462 --> 00:43:56,769
Fuck you. That woman worships
the ground I walk on.
620
00:43:56,999 --> 00:44:00,802
- Why is she masturbating in front of me?
- I told you, she's a sleep masturbator.
621
00:44:00,902 --> 00:44:03,306
- She's awake and you know it.
- Oh, yeah?
622
00:44:03,406 --> 00:44:06,075
She's pissed at you
and that's how she's getting you back.
623
00:44:06,175 --> 00:44:07,944
The woman shit on your pillow,
for Christ's sake.
624
00:44:08,044 --> 00:44:12,215
She was asleep! God damn it, she was
dreaming about the time her cat had kittens.
625
00:44:13,015 --> 00:44:15,116
Is she asleep
when she spits in your coffee?
626
00:44:17,552 --> 00:44:19,353
I've seen it, Luck.
627
00:44:26,061 --> 00:44:28,128
I got this.
628
00:44:30,331 --> 00:44:35,903
And... you're welcome for the free room,
board, and transportation, too. Asshole.
629
00:44:41,743 --> 00:44:44,046
After the birth of Margie, my third,
630
00:44:44,446 --> 00:44:47,250
I was back in a size four a month later.
631
00:44:47,350 --> 00:44:50,153
I was always thin.
I could always bounce right back.
632
00:44:50,453 --> 00:44:53,222
You remember how my parents
owned that Laundromat, right?
633
00:44:53,322 --> 00:44:55,858
Yeah, the Fluff and Fold.
634
00:44:55,958 --> 00:44:57,760
God, I hated that place.
635
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,944
Every day we would just have to...
636
00:45:00,044 --> 00:45:03,432
wade through a mountain
of other people's dirty laundry.
637
00:45:03,632 --> 00:45:07,103
I just thought,
"I will never be like my parents."
638
00:45:07,203 --> 00:45:09,124
I mean, how can they spend their lives
639
00:45:09,224 --> 00:45:12,406
washing and folding
other people's sweat and stains?
640
00:45:14,209 --> 00:45:20,533
Then one day I was in my cellar
washing my fourth, fifth, sixth,
641
00:45:20,633 --> 00:45:23,686
load of dirty clothes
while I folded another from the dryer
642
00:45:24,086 --> 00:45:26,822
when I heard the cellar door open
643
00:45:26,922 --> 00:45:29,959
and a whole new pile was tossed down.
644
00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:32,764
And I thought...
645
00:45:35,330 --> 00:45:37,099
"Oh, my God."
646
00:45:37,799 --> 00:45:38,866
Let's do a shot.
647
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,805
- That sounds great.
- Yeah.
648
00:45:43,405 --> 00:45:45,674
Okay, so be honest.
649
00:45:45,774 --> 00:45:48,778
You're actually kinda happy
that my grandmother's dead, aren't you?
650
00:45:49,378 --> 00:45:52,348
- No.
- Come on, don't lie.
651
00:45:52,448 --> 00:45:56,585
I'm not lying. Not long from now,
when I'm in the afterlife,
652
00:45:56,685 --> 00:45:59,555
I'm gonna bump into Mrs. Lawrence
and it's gonna be all awkward
653
00:45:59,655 --> 00:46:03,092
and I'm gonna be like,
"Hey, Mrs. Lawrence, how are you?"
654
00:46:03,192 --> 00:46:05,319
And she's gonna be all like fake nice
to me 'cause, you know,
655
00:46:05,419 --> 00:46:07,181
in heaven you gotta be polite.
656
00:46:10,099 --> 00:46:11,800
You know what?
You're really kinda funny.
657
00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:14,668
Thanks.
658
00:46:15,337 --> 00:46:17,075
So...
659
00:46:17,175 --> 00:46:19,408
why do you think
660
00:46:19,508 --> 00:46:22,342
you wanna kill yourself?
661
00:46:25,981 --> 00:46:29,616
I just got tired of trying
to find reasons not to.
662
00:46:35,257 --> 00:46:38,361
Do you know that I fell in love
with you in fourth grade?
663
00:46:38,461 --> 00:46:41,464
Geography class.
You sat right in front of me.
664
00:46:41,864 --> 00:46:43,566
I couldn't take my eyes off you.
665
00:46:43,966 --> 00:46:47,170
You were so pretty and kind.
666
00:46:47,270 --> 00:46:50,106
You knew all your continents.
667
00:46:50,206 --> 00:46:54,644
Did you really think I was kind?
I don't feel kind.
668
00:46:55,444 --> 00:46:59,015
- What do you feel like?
- Like a cautionary tale.
669
00:46:59,115 --> 00:47:02,585
I did what was safe, what was expected.
670
00:47:02,685 --> 00:47:05,454
- I love my kids, but...
- I bet you're a great mom.
671
00:47:05,654 --> 00:47:07,690
I don't wanna be just a great mom.
672
00:47:07,790 --> 00:47:11,860
I want to matter and not just
as a mom to my kids and Albert,
673
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:16,098
but to me. I wanna matter to me.
674
00:47:16,298 --> 00:47:19,200
You matter. You matter to me.
675
00:47:21,803 --> 00:47:25,241
There's no reset button,
is there, Teddy?
676
00:47:25,341 --> 00:47:27,276
You don't need one.
677
00:47:27,526 --> 00:47:32,331
You're the sweetest,
most gentle person I've ever known.
678
00:47:32,431 --> 00:47:35,941
I've always wondered how differently my life
would have turned out if I was with you.
679
00:47:39,504 --> 00:47:42,308
You know, I remember
680
00:47:42,408 --> 00:47:45,578
you used to eat an apple
every day for lunch.
681
00:47:45,678 --> 00:47:47,480
They're God's toothbrush.
682
00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:51,984
You always wore 7UP Lip Smacker.
To this day, that's my favorite soda.
683
00:47:52,084 --> 00:47:57,490
Your book report on reptiles and amphibians
in the sixth grade was... incredible.
684
00:47:57,590 --> 00:48:01,827
- I got a B.
- Oh, that's fucking bullshit.
685
00:48:12,505 --> 00:48:15,241
I'll meet you at the Willow.
It's up a block.
686
00:48:15,341 --> 00:48:18,577
- You sure you want to do this?
- Ted, if you're looking for absolution,
687
00:48:18,677 --> 00:48:20,879
I don't think either one of us
is getting that.
688
00:48:20,979 --> 00:48:25,749
So we either have sex
and live with it, or we don't.
689
00:48:26,484 --> 00:48:29,125
Okay, I'll see you there.
690
00:48:56,982 --> 00:48:59,852
Hey, man. See you tonight.
691
00:48:59,952 --> 00:49:02,290
10:00 PM.
692
00:49:03,521 --> 00:49:05,389
Yeah.
693
00:49:07,495 --> 00:49:09,161
Oh, my God.
694
00:49:09,761 --> 00:49:13,432
I love the sun, I love the moon
695
00:49:13,532 --> 00:49:17,600
I love the way you make me swoon...
696
00:49:23,119 --> 00:49:25,043
Look there.
697
00:49:25,143 --> 00:49:26,812
Wait, wait, wait, wait, here.
698
00:49:26,912 --> 00:49:31,147
There's the two of you off
on one of your Wammy expeditions.
699
00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:35,120
Probably made a thousand trips
out on that lake.
700
00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,189
All boils down to 37 photos
701
00:49:37,289 --> 00:49:40,959
of a spare tire, schools of fish,
and a drowned muskrat.
702
00:49:41,159 --> 00:49:45,664
Well, I beg to differ with you.
You have way much more than that.
703
00:49:45,864 --> 00:49:50,369
You have countless hours together.
Just the two of you.
704
00:49:50,469 --> 00:49:55,008
Talking and sharing and searching.
705
00:49:55,265 --> 00:49:56,642
Searching for what?
706
00:49:56,742 --> 00:50:00,046
We could have done the same thing
playing catch in our backyard.
707
00:50:00,146 --> 00:50:05,618
Your father wanted to have
an adventure with you boys.
708
00:50:05,718 --> 00:50:10,589
You have made my life complete
709
00:50:10,689 --> 00:50:12,458
- Never...
- Shirley.
710
00:50:12,658 --> 00:50:14,727
I'm sorry, baby. Sorry.
Excuse me, baby. Excuse me.
711
00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:16,428
- Thanks.
- Sorry, Ted.
712
00:50:16,528 --> 00:50:19,799
- Sounds good.
- Thank you, baby. Thank you very much.
713
00:50:20,899 --> 00:50:26,138
As soon as you could talk,
you were obsessed with Wammy.
714
00:50:26,438 --> 00:50:30,309
You had the lunchbox, you had the T-shirt,
you had the little cap, you had everything.
715
00:50:30,409 --> 00:50:33,612
If it said "Wammy," you had it.
716
00:50:33,712 --> 00:50:36,582
And your father thought
717
00:50:36,682 --> 00:50:38,384
it would be so fun
718
00:50:38,484 --> 00:50:41,754
for just the two of you to go find him.
719
00:50:41,854 --> 00:50:44,990
I thought Dad was the one
who started it all.
720
00:50:45,090 --> 00:50:47,760
He knew everything about Wammy.
He was a Wammy encyclopedia.
721
00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:51,230
He was a Teddy encyclopedia.
722
00:50:51,530 --> 00:50:55,068
Searching for Wammy
was your father's gift to you...
723
00:50:55,668 --> 00:50:57,636
because you were so practical.
724
00:50:57,736 --> 00:51:03,205
And he knew that you needed wonder.
725
00:51:16,688 --> 00:51:20,426
Rawly, are you sure about this?
I mean, I know he's a dick, but...
726
00:51:20,526 --> 00:51:22,261
But what?
727
00:51:22,361 --> 00:51:25,297
That miserable bastard ruined my life.
728
00:51:25,397 --> 00:51:28,049
He treated me like shit
since I could stand.
729
00:51:28,149 --> 00:51:32,238
He was cruel to my dead wife, he treats
Henry like a stray fucking cat, man.
730
00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:34,873
Fuck him! I'm going up there.
731
00:51:34,973 --> 00:51:37,576
I'm gonna strangle his ass
with my bare hands.
732
00:51:38,448 --> 00:51:40,813
I'll be the last thing
his bulging eyes see
733
00:51:40,913 --> 00:51:44,914
before he takes his long trip
to the dark recesses of hell.
734
00:51:46,217 --> 00:51:49,121
Okay, sounds like
you've given this some thought.
735
00:51:49,221 --> 00:51:50,754
Come on.
736
00:51:54,926 --> 00:51:58,795
All right, you rotten son of a bitch.
It's payback time.
737
00:52:08,373 --> 00:52:09,381
Shit!
738
00:52:10,008 --> 00:52:13,340
Dad? Daddy? Hey, Dad!
739
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:17,583
Oh, fuck, he's having a heart attack! Shit!
Don't just stand there, Ted! Call 911, man!
740
00:52:17,683 --> 00:52:19,618
I thought you were here
to kill him, remember?
741
00:52:19,718 --> 00:52:22,391
He was the asshole who ruined your life,
he's mean to your wife,
742
00:52:22,491 --> 00:52:23,816
called Henry the "Little Engine
That Couldn't."
743
00:52:23,916 --> 00:52:26,525
Ted, what the fuck, man?!
You're being really insensitive right now!
744
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:28,890
Fucking do something! He's having
a heart attack, for Christ's sake!
745
00:52:28,990 --> 00:52:30,769
Help me! Help me! God damn it!
746
00:52:30,869 --> 00:52:33,630
- What's happening?
- Daddy! Dad?
747
00:52:52,818 --> 00:52:54,819
I got it.
748
00:52:54,919 --> 00:52:56,983
Thank you.
749
00:53:12,103 --> 00:53:13,155
Vickie?
750
00:53:14,405 --> 00:53:17,776
What... what are you doing here?
751
00:53:17,876 --> 00:53:20,446
The other night made me think.
752
00:53:20,546 --> 00:53:23,081
I've lived my whole life
for other people.
753
00:53:23,675 --> 00:53:25,251
For what?
754
00:53:25,351 --> 00:53:29,421
We've been in love with each other since
the fourth grade. You said so yourself.
755
00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:31,557
What?
756
00:53:32,373 --> 00:53:34,593
I don't want to fight it anymore.
757
00:53:34,693 --> 00:53:37,060
I want to give us the chance
we never had.
758
00:53:39,831 --> 00:53:43,569
But you have kids and a husband.
759
00:53:43,869 --> 00:53:46,572
I had them the other night, too,
when you took me from behind.
760
00:53:46,972 --> 00:53:48,741
- They had sex!
- I can see it.
761
00:53:48,841 --> 00:53:51,573
- Set me on fire. Start with my eyes.
- Get out!
762
00:53:54,946 --> 00:53:57,483
Look, Vickie, that night was wonderful.
763
00:53:57,983 --> 00:54:01,687
It was the best.
I never orgasm like that orally.
764
00:54:01,787 --> 00:54:04,456
I'm still alive. Mercy killing.
765
00:54:05,556 --> 00:54:10,429
I just... I think we should
slow down a bit, you know?
766
00:54:10,529 --> 00:54:12,738
- Discuss...
- Vickie! Vickie!
767
00:54:12,838 --> 00:54:16,468
Albert. He must have found my note.
768
00:54:16,568 --> 00:54:19,605
- Don't get upset!
- You wrote a note?
769
00:54:19,705 --> 00:54:23,084
Slow down! Come on, get in here. Vickie!
770
00:54:23,284 --> 00:54:24,376
Who the hell is this?
771
00:54:24,476 --> 00:54:28,481
Come home. I need you.
The kids need you.
772
00:54:28,981 --> 00:54:33,118
Jake hasn't stopped crying.
I can't get him to eat.
773
00:54:33,718 --> 00:54:37,688
I wrote this... after our LuLu was born.
774
00:54:38,490 --> 00:54:40,225
Is he gonna read a poem?
775
00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:44,163
"I was alone. Dinner alone.
776
00:54:44,263 --> 00:54:45,798
Television alone.
777
00:54:46,298 --> 00:54:50,402
Work alone. Live alone.
778
00:54:50,502 --> 00:54:52,905
Sleep alone.
779
00:54:53,205 --> 00:54:56,708
I thought that was good, being alone.
780
00:54:56,808 --> 00:54:58,566
Then I met you.
781
00:54:58,666 --> 00:55:03,449
Then we had kids,
and I realized how sad I was alone."
782
00:55:03,649 --> 00:55:07,653
I mean, I'm no expert,
but shouldn't that rhyme?
783
00:55:08,612 --> 00:55:09,888
Okay.
784
00:55:10,088 --> 00:55:12,991
- I didn't mean... yeah.
- It's okay.
785
00:55:13,091 --> 00:55:14,760
You go... there.
786
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:18,428
I think Jake's allergic to fish sticks.
787
00:55:19,031 --> 00:55:21,667
It's all I can cook him
and he keeps throwing up.
788
00:55:22,067 --> 00:55:25,037
You got 300 pounds of mother
of five blubbering at my table.
789
00:55:25,137 --> 00:55:28,340
You gotta kick that one back
into the ocean, tout de suite.
790
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,676
- Would you skip the fat jokes?
- Okay.
791
00:55:30,776 --> 00:55:33,878
But you and a whole lotta lovin'
gotta figure this out.
792
00:55:34,222 --> 00:55:36,948
I'm sorry. Sorry, last one.
793
00:55:37,097 --> 00:55:39,585
Your hair's on fire! Gotta get that.
794
00:55:39,685 --> 00:55:41,954
Hey! Come here!
795
00:55:43,755 --> 00:55:46,022
Hey, Romeo.
796
00:55:48,092 --> 00:55:51,096
Don't be fucking rude, dude.
Look at me when I talk to you.
797
00:55:51,196 --> 00:55:53,330
There just ain't much
to look at, man, that's all.
798
00:55:57,874 --> 00:56:00,873
Look out, Zeke.
I think he's got the hots for you.
799
00:56:00,973 --> 00:56:03,475
Fuck off, guys.
Can we go to class, please?
800
00:56:03,575 --> 00:56:07,010
Yeah, I'm done with this guy anyway.
801
00:56:09,046 --> 00:56:12,749
Oh, hey, Mr. James.
Come on. Guys, let's go.
802
00:56:14,585 --> 00:56:17,627
- What's up, Mr. James?
- Everything okay, Romeo?
803
00:56:17,727 --> 00:56:19,423
Amazing.
804
00:56:25,495 --> 00:56:28,531
- Tall cappuccino.
- Thank you.
805
00:56:33,571 --> 00:56:36,709
- Hey, you Ted?
- Yeah.
806
00:56:36,809 --> 00:56:38,777
- I'm Zeke's friend.
- Oh.
807
00:56:38,877 --> 00:56:41,383
Do you go to school together?
808
00:56:43,581 --> 00:56:46,152
We do a lot of things together.
809
00:56:46,752 --> 00:56:49,659
Oh, okay.
810
00:56:50,621 --> 00:56:52,825
I love him, I just can't live like this.
811
00:56:52,925 --> 00:56:56,726
You know, I'm fine being a secret,
I'm used to that, but I'm...
812
00:56:57,461 --> 00:56:59,565
I'm not okay with being
less than a secret.
813
00:57:00,265 --> 00:57:03,702
I guess I'm not exactly sure
what it is you want me to do.
814
00:57:04,102 --> 00:57:06,539
Just be there for him.
815
00:57:06,639 --> 00:57:10,072
You're the only one that knows
he's gay besides me and...
816
00:57:12,510 --> 00:57:16,898
I'm breaking up with him and he's gonna
act like he doesn't care, but he will.
817
00:57:16,998 --> 00:57:20,216
And eventually it has to come out,
even if he can't.
818
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,954
I don't know, just be there for him.
819
00:57:48,046 --> 00:57:50,380
I never wanted you to leave your family.
820
00:57:51,649 --> 00:57:54,650
You should open with that next time.
821
00:57:55,219 --> 00:57:58,323
Us big women with five kids,
822
00:57:58,423 --> 00:58:00,458
kindness is like...
823
00:58:00,558 --> 00:58:02,427
a dinner bell.
824
00:58:02,527 --> 00:58:04,428
We'll always answer.
825
00:58:07,031 --> 00:58:11,870
Funny thing, another day... who knows.
826
00:58:11,970 --> 00:58:14,339
I might not have, but...
827
00:58:14,439 --> 00:58:17,125
that's the thing about days...
828
00:58:17,908 --> 00:58:20,043
they have a mind of their own.
829
00:58:21,846 --> 00:58:24,147
I'm so sorry.
830
00:58:25,616 --> 00:58:27,883
I know you are.
831
00:58:29,186 --> 00:58:30,843
Now...
832
00:58:30,943 --> 00:58:33,522
go fuck yourself.
833
00:58:37,995 --> 00:58:39,131
Yeah.
834
00:59:34,585 --> 00:59:36,853
Oh, man.
835
00:59:46,765 --> 00:59:49,632
I know you're awake, Kathleen.
836
00:59:51,035 --> 00:59:53,836
I know you spit in my coffee, too.
837
01:00:47,459 --> 01:00:50,027
You must be Ted.
838
01:00:50,127 --> 01:00:53,195
Yeah, I'm Ted.
839
01:00:56,934 --> 01:00:59,004
What, you don't want her anymore?
840
01:00:59,304 --> 01:01:01,471
It was never my intention to take her.
841
01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:05,477
Well, what was your intention?
842
01:01:05,577 --> 01:01:08,280
Vickie's a big girl,
she's got five kids.
843
01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:13,016
I know what I see in her, but...
you, I don't have a clue.
844
01:01:14,018 --> 01:01:15,476
It doesn't matter.
845
01:01:15,576 --> 01:01:18,824
We... made a mistake.
She wants to come back.
846
01:01:18,924 --> 01:01:20,960
What a set of balls you have.
847
01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:25,330
You blow a family apart
and say it doesn't matter?
848
01:01:25,430 --> 01:01:28,084
No, I don't mean it like that.
849
01:01:30,167 --> 01:01:33,505
My life is really complicated right now.
850
01:01:33,605 --> 01:01:37,807
No shit. You just inherited
a single mom with five kids.
851
01:01:39,276 --> 01:01:41,313
Albert, I'm...
852
01:01:41,413 --> 01:01:43,048
I'm leaving.
853
01:01:43,148 --> 01:01:46,215
I'm never coming back, ever.
854
01:01:48,519 --> 01:01:49,809
It's your call.
855
01:01:53,224 --> 01:01:56,328
You're not gonna tell me why you did it?
856
01:01:56,428 --> 01:01:58,527
Does it matter?
857
01:02:00,765 --> 01:02:04,834
Yeah, it matters,
'cause everything fucking matters.
858
01:02:07,404 --> 01:02:09,639
I don't know.
859
01:02:10,541 --> 01:02:13,543
- Memories?
- Memories.
860
01:02:15,746 --> 01:02:18,784
Memories are like a magpie.
861
01:02:18,884 --> 01:02:20,686
It picks up all the...
862
01:02:20,786 --> 01:02:25,321
bright and shiny shit and pays
no attention to what really matters.
863
01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:29,204
Tell her I'll think about it.
864
01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:47,476
Thank you so much. Thank you.
865
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,181
Our condolences.
866
01:02:54,285 --> 01:02:58,366
- Mrs. Phillips?
- Ted Morgan? Oh, my.
867
01:02:58,466 --> 01:03:02,394
- I can't believe you remember me.
- Oh, of course I do.
868
01:03:02,494 --> 01:03:05,563
I had you and Lucky.
Eighth grade geography.
869
01:03:05,763 --> 01:03:09,367
- That's right.
- I always liked you better.
870
01:03:09,467 --> 01:03:13,071
Lucky gave me a ticket last year.
He said it was for being too cute.
871
01:03:13,771 --> 01:03:16,774
Aren't you nice to come
and say goodbye to Edwina
872
01:03:16,874 --> 01:03:19,810
after she treated you so horribly?
873
01:03:19,910 --> 01:03:24,449
Yeah, I could never really figure that out.
I guess I just had one of those faces.
874
01:03:24,549 --> 01:03:27,618
No, you had her son's face.
875
01:03:27,718 --> 01:03:31,089
He left right after Greta was born.
876
01:03:31,189 --> 01:03:35,961
Broke her heart. And I guess she was taking
that broken heart out on you.
877
01:03:36,061 --> 01:03:38,596
Oh, she's such a tragic girl.
878
01:03:38,696 --> 01:03:42,033
Growing up without a father
and that thing with her mother.
879
01:03:42,133 --> 01:03:45,170
Yeah, I know. Cancer.
It's an awful way to go.
880
01:03:45,270 --> 01:03:48,173
No, her mother didn't die of cancer.
881
01:03:48,773 --> 01:03:50,742
She took her own life.
882
01:03:50,842 --> 01:03:54,865
Poor little thing, she was only seven.
883
01:04:06,356 --> 01:04:08,406
Hey, you.
884
01:04:17,034 --> 01:04:18,293
You all right?
885
01:04:19,185 --> 01:04:21,404
People leave. It's okay.
886
01:04:24,508 --> 01:04:26,844
Wake's over. Let's go.
887
01:04:36,754 --> 01:04:40,790
- Can I ask you a question?
- Fire away.
888
01:04:42,126 --> 01:04:44,562
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
889
01:04:44,662 --> 01:04:46,197
You're really pretty.
890
01:04:46,597 --> 01:04:49,833
You're totally crazy, but really pretty.
891
01:04:52,637 --> 01:04:55,638
I know your mom didn't die of cancer.
892
01:05:01,613 --> 01:05:04,549
I'm sorry f... for lying.
893
01:05:04,649 --> 01:05:06,952
You must think that I'm...
894
01:05:07,052 --> 01:05:09,654
like some kind of crazy person.
895
01:05:10,154 --> 01:05:11,523
I understand.
896
01:05:12,123 --> 01:05:13,324
You do?
897
01:05:13,424 --> 01:05:16,158
You know, it's not your fault.
898
01:05:17,528 --> 01:05:19,199
You didn't deserve that.
899
01:05:29,773 --> 01:05:31,777
Greta...
900
01:05:32,377 --> 01:05:34,110
I'm sorry.
901
01:05:35,546 --> 01:05:37,380
I can't.
902
01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:41,217
I'm not gonna be here.
903
01:05:42,586 --> 01:05:46,924
Greta. Come... come on.
Come on, don't do this.
904
01:05:47,024 --> 01:05:50,128
Why are you acting
like you care about me?
905
01:05:50,228 --> 01:05:54,165
I do care. I care so much.
906
01:05:54,265 --> 01:05:56,501
I just...
907
01:05:56,601 --> 01:05:58,122
I'm done.
908
01:05:58,222 --> 01:06:00,755
You're a hypocrite.
909
01:06:00,855 --> 01:06:05,843
I actually felt bad for you.
I thought you were just some lonely guy.
910
01:06:05,943 --> 01:06:10,648
Like I am and you didn't understand
that that's all it was, but...
911
01:06:10,748 --> 01:06:14,286
you have people who care about you!
912
01:06:14,786 --> 01:06:17,788
You're not lonely, you're empty!
913
01:06:17,888 --> 01:06:19,724
And that's worse!
914
01:06:33,137 --> 01:06:35,140
You guys wanna hit the lake?
915
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,742
It's hot as shit.
916
01:06:37,842 --> 01:06:40,878
Then we gotta get in the car and drive.
917
01:06:41,078 --> 01:06:43,347
It's too much of an effort.
918
01:06:43,447 --> 01:06:46,085
What's the matter, Pete? Heavy flow day?
919
01:06:47,385 --> 01:06:48,576
Fuck off.
920
01:06:48,676 --> 01:06:51,923
I just want my entertainment
to involve a little less effort.
921
01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,692
Defense! Defense!
922
01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:57,396
Ask and you shall receive.
923
01:06:58,296 --> 01:07:00,863
Who's up for a little fun?
924
01:07:05,202 --> 01:07:06,604
Easy, Romeo.
925
01:07:06,704 --> 01:07:10,141
Your clothes are gonna be waiting
for you on the roof of the school.
926
01:07:10,241 --> 01:07:13,364
Oh, yeah, and all you gotta do
is walk across the school bare-ass,
927
01:07:13,464 --> 01:07:15,013
climb up side the ladder and get 'em.
928
01:07:15,813 --> 01:07:18,015
You're taking off my fucking clothes
and I'm the one that's gay?
929
01:07:18,115 --> 01:07:20,132
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
930
01:07:24,821 --> 01:07:26,090
Come on, dude, get over here!
931
01:07:26,190 --> 01:07:29,561
He's as strong as 10 queers
or one really strong 11-year-old girl.
932
01:07:29,861 --> 01:07:32,430
- Zeke!
- What the fuck you asking his help for?
933
01:07:32,530 --> 01:07:35,065
Quit being such a fucking pussy
and get over here.
934
01:07:35,165 --> 01:07:36,236
Zeke, please, man!
935
01:07:36,336 --> 01:07:39,238
Please? What the fuck is going on?
Why does he keep asking for you?
936
01:07:48,745 --> 01:07:51,682
'Cause this faggot's been after my ass
since fucking freshman year.
937
01:07:51,782 --> 01:07:54,920
- Come on, Zeke, don't do that.
- Stop saying my fucking name!
938
01:07:59,390 --> 01:08:03,293
- Dude, that's enough. That's enough!
- Get the fuck off me! Motherfuck!
939
01:08:04,228 --> 01:08:08,263
Stop it! Stop!
Let's get the fuck out of here!
940
01:08:25,550 --> 01:08:28,517
We're gonna find your son, ma'am.
941
01:08:33,290 --> 01:08:35,460
- What's going on?
- Do you know where Zeke is?
942
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,562
Zeke? No, why?
943
01:08:37,662 --> 01:08:40,265
He beat the shit out of some
black kid at school for no reason.
944
01:08:40,365 --> 01:08:42,700
Then he steals his friend's car
and we can't find him anywhere.
945
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:45,102
Romeo?
946
01:08:45,202 --> 01:08:47,903
Yeah, Romeo Simple.
How do you know his name?
947
01:08:50,106 --> 01:08:51,976
Romeo is Zeke's boyfriend.
948
01:08:53,769 --> 01:08:54,910
What?
949
01:08:57,247 --> 01:09:00,486
- Are you saying my Zeke and this...
- He told me.
950
01:09:01,186 --> 01:09:04,957
He has... drawings of penises in a bowl.
951
01:09:06,157 --> 01:09:10,125
- Don't!
- Don't you talk about my son!
952
01:09:15,833 --> 01:09:19,671
Whoa, whoa! Everybody stand back.
This is a family matter.
953
01:09:20,242 --> 01:09:24,241
Oh, that's a nice shot, little brother.
Hit a man when his back is turned.
954
01:09:24,741 --> 01:09:26,876
I bet you can't do that
when I'm facing you.
955
01:09:35,619 --> 01:09:39,691
Oh, look, look! Here's a bowl
of dicks for you to draw!
956
01:09:39,791 --> 01:09:42,894
Here, take it. Yeah, eat it!
957
01:09:42,994 --> 01:09:44,313
Suck it!
958
01:09:50,001 --> 01:09:52,970
- Get off me, you dumb shit!
- You don't call, you don't write,
959
01:09:53,070 --> 01:09:54,872
and your bitch-ass leaves
and all of a sudden it's,
960
01:09:54,972 --> 01:09:58,441
"Hey, big brother, can I come stay
at your house while I fuck some fatties?"
961
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:04,849
You're tickling me. Stop tickling.
962
01:10:04,949 --> 01:10:07,386
Maybe I'd come back more
if you weren't such an asshole.
963
01:10:08,686 --> 01:10:11,707
- Fuck!
- You're both assholes.
964
01:10:14,057 --> 01:10:16,124
Teddy's right.
965
01:10:17,861 --> 01:10:22,865
It was a year ago, it was late.
I saw Zeke kiss a boy. He was black.
966
01:10:24,674 --> 01:10:28,843
- I'm afraid he might hurt himself.
- This is such bullshit!
967
01:10:29,974 --> 01:10:32,569
I think I know how to find him.
968
01:10:36,947 --> 01:10:40,818
- Excuse me, Romeo?
- It's okay, Mama.
969
01:10:40,918 --> 01:10:43,588
I don't care who his brother is.
I'm gonna ground that son of a bitch
970
01:10:43,688 --> 01:10:46,758
till there ain't nothing left of him
but teeth and eyeballs.
971
01:10:46,858 --> 01:10:50,428
I'm Ted Morgan.
This is my sister-in-law, Kathleen.
972
01:10:51,328 --> 01:10:52,397
Are you okay?
973
01:10:52,997 --> 01:10:58,335
A fractured jaw, a busted lip, and he's
laying up here in a hospital bed. He's dandy.
974
01:10:58,535 --> 01:11:01,639
I'm so sorry.
975
01:11:01,839 --> 01:11:04,409
Don't worry, I'm not pressing charges,
so, please, just go.
976
01:11:04,569 --> 01:11:06,611
Romeo, Zeke is missing.
977
01:11:06,711 --> 01:11:10,548
He stole a car. Nobody can find him.
Do you have any idea where he might be?
978
01:11:11,148 --> 01:11:13,418
- Mama, get my pants.
- You're not getting out of that bed.
979
01:11:13,518 --> 01:11:16,020
- Mama, get my pants!
- Did you hear what I said?
980
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:17,124
Mama, you're more than welcome to come.
981
01:11:17,224 --> 01:11:19,767
You can do your whole "Color Purple" thing
on the ride there, but I'm going.
982
01:11:19,867 --> 01:11:21,975
You know how I feel
about "The Color Purple."
983
01:11:22,075 --> 01:11:24,296
I'm going! I think I know where he is.
984
01:11:24,996 --> 01:11:28,563
- Get my pants, Mama.
- I'm getting 'em.
985
01:11:30,734 --> 01:11:32,768
What?
986
01:11:37,340 --> 01:11:40,575
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he did it.
987
01:11:41,545 --> 01:11:43,381
No.
988
01:11:44,081 --> 01:11:46,717
No, no. He went through with it.
989
01:11:46,817 --> 01:11:49,854
- Did he do it? Did he do it?
- Sorry, ma'am, you gotta stay back.
990
01:11:49,954 --> 01:11:51,723
He did it, didn't he? He killed himself.
991
01:11:51,823 --> 01:11:54,058
We don't know that, ma'am.
We're trying to locate him.
992
01:11:54,158 --> 01:11:57,428
- Why do you think he killed himself?
- Because he told me he was going to.
993
01:11:57,528 --> 01:12:00,330
- Zeke told you this? When?
- Zeke? No, Ted!
994
01:12:00,430 --> 01:12:03,267
Ted told me that he was going
to commit suicide.
995
01:12:03,367 --> 01:12:07,371
Chief, they found the car.
Zeke's not there, though.
996
01:12:07,471 --> 01:12:09,707
- Show me.
- Let's go!
997
01:12:09,807 --> 01:12:10,742
What?
998
01:12:11,342 --> 01:12:13,091
It's right up here.
999
01:12:13,191 --> 01:12:16,647
Child, I ain't got on the right shoes.
This is a mess out here.
1000
01:12:16,747 --> 01:12:19,517
Why would y'all be in all of this mess?
1001
01:12:19,617 --> 01:12:23,187
- How'd you know he'd come here?
- It's his favorite place.
1002
01:12:23,287 --> 01:12:26,390
He likes to come here
when he wants to be alone.
1003
01:12:26,490 --> 01:12:30,394
It's called "World's End." He said
it's the most beautiful place ever.
1004
01:12:30,494 --> 01:12:34,699
You just gotta believe in the Lord and know
that everything's gonna turn out right.
1005
01:12:34,799 --> 01:12:40,337
- Do you think that God hates homosexuals?
- Not my God. My God loves everybody.
1006
01:12:40,437 --> 01:12:42,673
Yeah? What if you get to heaven
and you find out He doesn't?
1007
01:12:42,773 --> 01:12:46,177
Then I'm in the wrong place, 'cause if He
don't want my son, He don't want me.
1008
01:12:46,277 --> 01:12:49,180
And I will give Him what for
and skip off down to hell.
1009
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:53,982
Be nice to see my daddy again anyway.
Hang on a minute!
1010
01:12:55,186 --> 01:12:56,398
Zeke!
1011
01:12:56,698 --> 01:12:58,700
Don't, don't, don't, don't! Stay back!
1012
01:13:00,157 --> 01:13:01,210
Zeke...
1013
01:13:02,726 --> 01:13:04,234
Romeo.
1014
01:13:06,996 --> 01:13:09,066
I'm so sorry. You okay?
1015
01:13:09,566 --> 01:13:11,100
Now that's up to you.
1016
01:13:16,472 --> 01:13:19,974
I can't... I can't be queer.
1017
01:13:21,578 --> 01:13:24,314
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, Zeke.
1018
01:13:24,414 --> 01:13:26,450
We love you.
We don't care that you're gay.
1019
01:13:26,550 --> 01:13:28,119
Dad does.
1020
01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:31,220
Okay? My friends do.
1021
01:13:33,122 --> 01:13:34,992
I do.
1022
01:13:35,854 --> 01:13:38,260
I've been where you are, Zeke.
1023
01:13:39,729 --> 01:13:43,104
- I am where you are.
- You're gay, too?
1024
01:13:43,534 --> 01:13:47,310
No. No. I...
1025
01:13:48,905 --> 01:13:51,743
I came here to do exactly what
you're thinking of doing right now.
1026
01:13:52,543 --> 01:13:57,682
I'm 41 years old, I manage
a pet store, no wife, no kids.
1027
01:13:57,782 --> 01:14:00,484
- No anything.
- That's not the same.
1028
01:14:00,684 --> 01:14:02,119
Zeke!
1029
01:14:02,719 --> 01:14:04,922
You're right, it's not the same.
1030
01:14:05,022 --> 01:14:08,025
You know who you are, you just
can't get your head around it yet.
1031
01:14:08,425 --> 01:14:11,262
Me? I don't have a clue.
1032
01:14:11,462 --> 01:14:13,898
- Fucking jump.
- What?
1033
01:14:14,098 --> 01:14:17,869
Go ahead. Go ahead, fag, just jump.
1034
01:14:18,369 --> 01:14:21,238
I've never met two whinier bitches
in my entire life.
1035
01:14:21,638 --> 01:14:24,541
"I manage a pet store." "I'm queer."
1036
01:14:25,433 --> 01:14:27,678
Who fucking cares?
1037
01:14:27,778 --> 01:14:30,514
I'm black, I'm gay.
1038
01:14:30,614 --> 01:14:34,251
- My mom's got a fucking drinking problem.
- Had. Had a drinking problem.
1039
01:14:34,351 --> 01:14:37,889
I've been sober for two months.
I got my chip here somewhere.
1040
01:14:37,989 --> 01:14:42,059
I haven't seen my dad since I was eight,
and my fucking name is Romeo.
1041
01:14:42,259 --> 01:14:45,096
And I'm still more grateful
than y'all bitches.
1042
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:48,099
You're gay, Zeke.
1043
01:14:48,199 --> 01:14:49,800
And I love you.
1044
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:52,136
I love you.
1045
01:14:52,236 --> 01:14:56,573
So choosing a life of love from the people
that actually fucking matter
1046
01:14:57,073 --> 01:15:01,143
and be an artist
because you're actually talented...
1047
01:15:01,912 --> 01:15:04,081
if that's unbearable to you,
then you should jump.
1048
01:15:05,396 --> 01:15:07,251
- Jump.
- All right. Okay, okay.
1049
01:15:07,351 --> 01:15:10,185
Enough trying to convince
two people to kill themselves.
1050
01:15:11,988 --> 01:15:13,958
Zeke, it's your dad.
1051
01:15:14,258 --> 01:15:17,361
- I'm gay, Dad, not blind.
- Right.
1052
01:15:17,761 --> 01:15:21,329
You're my son and I love you.
1053
01:15:21,898 --> 01:15:26,073
I admit I'm not too crazy
about you liking men's penises,
1054
01:15:26,173 --> 01:15:28,072
but it's not a deal breaker.
1055
01:15:28,272 --> 01:15:31,742
Just 'cause I don't need
a drawing of a bowl full of 'em
1056
01:15:31,842 --> 01:15:33,144
hanging on my office wall...
1057
01:15:33,344 --> 01:15:36,448
- Luck, stay on track.
- Right.
1058
01:15:37,848 --> 01:15:40,284
Oh, no, no, no, son, don't, please.
1059
01:15:40,784 --> 01:15:42,119
Please.
1060
01:15:42,619 --> 01:15:44,987
I can't live like this, Dad.
1061
01:15:49,592 --> 01:15:52,830
- Do you know how I got my nickname?
- What?
1062
01:15:52,930 --> 01:15:56,125
My nickname, Lucky.
You know how I got it?
1063
01:15:56,633 --> 01:15:59,648
From... what are you talking about?
From... from the miraculous catch
1064
01:15:59,748 --> 01:16:01,772
you made playing high school football?
What are you talking about?
1065
01:16:01,972 --> 01:16:04,541
That's what I told you,
but that's not...
1066
01:16:04,641 --> 01:16:06,177
that's not why.
1067
01:16:06,277 --> 01:16:10,181
I got it 'cause I'm unlucky.
I had no luck at all.
1068
01:16:10,781 --> 01:16:12,649
Unlucky was just too long.
1069
01:16:12,949 --> 01:16:16,921
We were learning about irony in English
class and some smart-ass shortened it.
1070
01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:22,092
We lost that game 'cause I fumbled
a couple of plays later.
1071
01:16:22,192 --> 01:16:23,345
Yeah.
1072
01:16:23,845 --> 01:16:25,628
But, you know, later
when I got on the force
1073
01:16:25,728 --> 01:16:28,565
and I met your mother
and we had you and your brother,
1074
01:16:28,665 --> 01:16:32,669
I started to think that maybe...
my name wasn't so ironic.
1075
01:16:33,469 --> 01:16:34,872
What's your point?
1076
01:16:34,972 --> 01:16:37,308
When I was your age,
some shit happened to me, too.
1077
01:16:37,408 --> 01:16:41,112
Happens to all of us. Doesn't mean
you say "fuck it" and kill yourself.
1078
01:16:41,412 --> 01:16:43,480
'Cause tomorrow's totally different.
1079
01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:46,216
Shit's temporary, son.
1080
01:16:46,316 --> 01:16:49,920
I know I might not be the easiest guy
in the world to talk to.
1081
01:16:50,220 --> 01:16:53,188
I'm not a monster. I still love you.
1082
01:16:57,560 --> 01:17:00,331
I love this asshole. I love all of you.
1083
01:17:00,431 --> 01:17:02,433
Zeke.
1084
01:17:03,133 --> 01:17:05,169
I'm sorry.
1085
01:17:05,269 --> 01:17:08,232
I know I haven't been
a very good mother. I...
1086
01:17:09,032 --> 01:17:14,311
saw things, I knew things,
I just... I don't know why I...
1087
01:17:14,411 --> 01:17:17,046
- You're a great mother, Kathleen!
- You think so?
1088
01:17:17,146 --> 01:17:20,049
Yes, I do. And you're a good wife.
1089
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:27,491
You can get through this, Zeke.
1090
01:17:27,591 --> 01:17:31,728
You have family and friends that love you.
Come on, let's get you home.
1091
01:17:32,028 --> 01:17:36,033
- Come on, honey.
- I don't know. I don't know.
1092
01:17:36,733 --> 01:17:38,302
- God, Zeke!
- Mom!
1093
01:17:38,402 --> 01:17:39,270
Shit!
1094
01:17:39,370 --> 01:17:41,072
- Zeke!
- Zeke!
1095
01:17:41,172 --> 01:17:43,673
Oh, my God!
1096
01:17:45,408 --> 01:17:47,212
- Ted!
- Ted!
1097
01:17:57,354 --> 01:18:00,257
Hey! I got ya!
1098
01:18:01,062 --> 01:18:03,693
- Hold on to me!
- Where's Ted?
1099
01:18:03,793 --> 01:18:05,896
- Where's Uncle Ted?
- Ted!
1100
01:18:06,196 --> 01:18:08,397
- Teddy!
- Teddy!
1101
01:18:26,483 --> 01:18:28,550
Pretty cool?
1102
01:18:34,028 --> 01:18:36,675
- Dad?
- Hi, Teddy.
1103
01:18:40,263 --> 01:18:41,451
Am I dead?
1104
01:18:41,551 --> 01:18:45,369
No, no, no, you're... your brain
is being deprived of oxygen.
1105
01:18:46,069 --> 01:18:49,173
So I'm about to die,
I just haven't done it yet?
1106
01:18:49,273 --> 01:18:52,477
Depends. Is that what you want?
1107
01:18:55,177 --> 01:18:57,548
I guess...
1108
01:18:57,648 --> 01:18:59,049
death seems...
1109
01:18:59,149 --> 01:19:02,086
I don't know... easier.
1110
01:19:02,186 --> 01:19:05,189
Not gonna lie to you,
death's got its perks,
1111
01:19:05,289 --> 01:19:09,059
but nothing beats livin'. Nothin'.
1112
01:19:09,159 --> 01:19:13,697
- Can I stay with you?
- No, not yet. Someday.
1113
01:19:14,662 --> 01:19:17,067
I'm afraid all the time, Daddy.
1114
01:19:17,367 --> 01:19:20,507
I know, but the trick to beatin' fear...
1115
01:19:20,607 --> 01:19:23,474
is to live a life so full
there's no room for it.
1116
01:19:24,274 --> 01:19:26,643
Fear thrives in emptiness, son.
1117
01:19:27,323 --> 01:19:30,612
So just fill 'up, Teddy.
I know you can do it.
1118
01:19:34,016 --> 01:19:35,450
Bye, Teddy bear.
1119
01:20:38,747 --> 01:20:41,652
- Is my baby brother okay?
- All right, just stand back, Chief.
1120
01:20:42,052 --> 01:20:43,627
Zeke.
1121
01:20:44,855 --> 01:20:47,891
- There's no pulse.
- Come on, Ted!
1122
01:20:47,991 --> 01:20:51,262
Oh, you took my daddy,
you can't take my little brother, too.
1123
01:20:51,362 --> 01:20:55,499
Ted. Oh, God. Can you hear me? Ted?
1124
01:20:55,699 --> 01:20:58,767
No, you can't leave. You cannot leave.
1125
01:21:01,037 --> 01:21:04,942
I'm so sorry that I got angry at you before.
I'm sorry that I said those things.
1126
01:21:05,842 --> 01:21:09,185
The real reason that I don't have
a boyfriend is that I don't trust anyone
1127
01:21:09,285 --> 01:21:12,811
to stick around and I can't
take people leaving me anymore,
1128
01:21:12,911 --> 01:21:14,933
so I need you to stay.
1129
01:21:15,886 --> 01:21:21,290
Please, I need to think that I'm worth
somebody sticking around for.
1130
01:21:25,295 --> 01:21:26,997
Ted!
1131
01:21:27,097 --> 01:21:30,298
Ted, it's me. Your brother, Luck.
1132
01:21:30,701 --> 01:21:32,403
I love you, man. Say something.
1133
01:21:32,878 --> 01:21:36,304
I saw... Dad.
1134
01:21:38,107 --> 01:21:39,710
And Wammy.
1135
01:21:39,810 --> 01:21:43,552
Oh, my God! He was under too long.
He's fucking retarded now!
1136
01:21:43,652 --> 01:21:46,517
Lucky, honey,
I'm sure he's just woozy is all.
1137
01:21:47,203 --> 01:21:48,650
Daddy...
1138
01:21:50,419 --> 01:21:54,858
- and Wammy.
- No, no, that's full-on retard.
1139
01:21:54,958 --> 01:21:59,329
But it's okay! I still love you, man.
You're my baby brother.
1140
01:21:59,429 --> 01:22:01,965
We're gonna get the best
retard specialist in the world.
1141
01:22:02,165 --> 01:22:04,134
We'll probably have to build
some ramps or something.
1142
01:22:04,234 --> 01:22:07,504
But it's okay! It's okay.
Nothing's too good for my baby brother.
1143
01:22:08,099 --> 01:22:10,039
Chief?
1144
01:22:10,139 --> 01:22:12,809
I find the word "retarded" offensive.
My sister's mentally challenged.
1145
01:22:13,009 --> 01:22:18,446
Oh, yeah, Kevin, you're gonna turn this
into a dick measuring contest now?
1146
01:22:19,983 --> 01:22:22,917
I'm offended, Kevin.
1147
01:22:24,454 --> 01:22:28,124
- He didn't break any bones either?
- It was the way we hit the water.
1148
01:22:28,224 --> 01:22:30,126
It was a little more
than a 100-foot drop.
1149
01:22:30,226 --> 01:22:34,665
I penciled, went right down about 20 feet.
Popped right back up. There he was.
1150
01:22:34,765 --> 01:22:38,001
You kinda... half penciled,
half belly flopped.
1151
01:22:38,101 --> 01:22:40,070
Knocked the wind right outta you.
1152
01:22:40,470 --> 01:22:43,838
But the fact that you got knocked out
probably saved your life.
1153
01:22:44,874 --> 01:22:47,711
You were so very brave, Teddy.
1154
01:22:47,811 --> 01:22:50,682
Jumping in after Zeke the way you did...
1155
01:22:51,782 --> 01:22:54,384
and being such a terrible swimmer
1156
01:22:54,484 --> 01:22:57,387
- and so afraid of heights.
- Yeah, I know.
1157
01:22:57,487 --> 01:23:00,791
You know, I never bragged much
about you two growing up,
1158
01:23:00,891 --> 01:23:07,731
but I want to do it now because I am so
very proud of both of you.
1159
01:23:07,831 --> 01:23:11,368
- So proud of you.
- Thanks, Mom.
1160
01:23:11,468 --> 01:23:14,138
Okay, Teddy, we gotta go.
1161
01:23:14,338 --> 01:23:16,240
I gotta go see
the hospital psychologist.
1162
01:23:16,340 --> 01:23:20,974
Sensitivity training,
dealing with Zeke's, you know...
1163
01:23:22,178 --> 01:23:24,413
And I'll see you tomorrow
when you're discharged, okay?
1164
01:23:26,248 --> 01:23:28,883
- I love you, bro.
- Love you, too, Luck.
1165
01:23:29,885 --> 01:23:33,421
- Come on, Mom.
- I'll be back.
1166
01:23:34,456 --> 01:23:36,327
Ted.
1167
01:23:41,263 --> 01:23:42,428
Hi.
1168
01:23:43,567 --> 01:23:45,599
Hi.
1169
01:23:53,777 --> 01:23:55,812
Thanks for staying.
1170
01:23:57,681 --> 01:24:00,748
I was gonna say the same thing to you.
1171
01:24:20,324 --> 01:24:22,343
Let's go.
1172
01:25:36,612 --> 01:25:38,549
Emerson said it best.
1173
01:25:38,649 --> 01:25:42,886
"When it's darkest, we can see the stars.
They're always there.
1174
01:25:42,986 --> 01:25:46,520
You just gotta remember
to tip your head back and look up."
1175
01:26:11,681 --> 01:26:17,020
I'll tell you why, 'cause I don't know why
But I can tell you how it went
1176
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:22,326
There's a time, there was a point in time
When we just stopped listening
1177
01:26:22,426 --> 01:26:27,631
There's a ghost and it haunts this town
Yeah, it haunts it up and down
1178
01:26:27,731 --> 01:26:33,169
You're a mess, yeah, you're a fucking mess
If you don't know that by now
1179
01:26:33,269 --> 01:26:36,304
You don't know that by now
1180
01:26:40,676 --> 01:26:45,882
Still in love with the turn
of your phrase
1181
01:26:45,982 --> 01:26:51,355
You're still the sound that makes sense
through these years
1182
01:26:51,455 --> 01:26:56,660
I don't want you to ask how I am
1183
01:26:56,760 --> 01:27:01,929
I just wanted you to tell me it's okay
1184
01:27:13,075 --> 01:27:18,282
You can fight, but can you fight yourself?
'Cause you're busy, can't you see?
1185
01:27:18,382 --> 01:27:23,587
If it's a heart you've been looking for
Well, you won't get that from me
1186
01:27:23,687 --> 01:27:28,925
You alone? Because you look alone
'Cause you're sitting on your own
1187
01:27:29,025 --> 01:27:34,464
Are you alive? Well, you look alive
And will you just pick up the phone?
1188
01:27:34,564 --> 01:27:37,631
Will you just pick up the phone?
1189
01:27:41,971 --> 01:27:47,210
Still in love with the turn
of your phrase
1190
01:27:47,310 --> 01:27:52,683
You're still the sound that makes sense
through these years
1191
01:27:52,783 --> 01:27:57,988
I don't want you to ask how I am
1192
01:27:58,088 --> 01:28:02,857
I just wanted you to tell me it's okay
1193
01:28:03,326 --> 01:28:08,532
Still in love with the turn
of your phrase
1194
01:28:08,632 --> 01:28:14,037
You're still the sound that makes sense
through these years
1195
01:28:14,137 --> 01:28:19,309
I don't want you to ask how I am
1196
01:28:19,409 --> 01:28:24,178
I just wanted you to tell me it's okay
1197
01:28:24,647 --> 01:28:29,920
Still in love with the turn
of your phrase
1198
01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:35,352
You're still the sound that makes sense
through these years
1199
01:28:35,452 --> 01:28:40,711
I don't want you to ask how I am
1200
01:28:40,811 --> 01:28:45,432
I just wanted you to tell me it's okay.
1201
01:29:21,203 --> 01:29:26,325
Love me tender, love me sweet
1202
01:29:26,425 --> 01:29:30,844
Never let me go
1203
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:36,987
You have made my life complete
1204
01:29:37,087 --> 01:29:42,165
And I love you so
1205
01:29:42,265 --> 01:29:47,464
Love me tender, love me true
1206
01:29:47,564 --> 01:29:52,066
All my dreams fulfilled
1207
01:29:52,735 --> 01:29:58,002
For, my darling, I love you
1208
01:29:58,102 --> 01:30:02,609
And I always will
1209
01:30:03,285 --> 01:30:08,618
When at last my dreams come true
1210
01:30:08,718 --> 01:30:13,220
Darling, this I know
1211
01:30:13,956 --> 01:30:19,162
Happiness will follow you
1212
01:30:19,252 --> 01:30:24,298
Just before I go.