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[Howling]

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[Howling]

3
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Come, sorrow.
We welcome thee.

4
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Let us join in grief,

5
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rejoice in despair,

6
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and honor
the fortunate dead.

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Dearly beloved...

8
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[Cat Meows]

9
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Shh!

10
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Tsk tsk tsk.

11
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Good show, old man.

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Gomez.

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Cara mia?

14
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Marvelous news.

15
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I'm going to have a baby...

16
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right now.

17
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- Nurse, how close are the contractions?
- Every 15 seconds, Doctor.

19
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Are you in unbearable pain?
Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?

21
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Oui.

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And then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel
told the stork. The stork flew down from heaven

25
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and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage
patch, and the diamond turned into a baby.

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Our parents
are having a baby, too.

28
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They had sex.

29
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Push, Mrs. Addams.

30
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[Moans Lightly]

31
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Forceps!

32
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Forceps.

33
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Forceps!

34
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Aah!

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[Crying]

36
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Would you like
anesthesia?

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No, thank you.
But ask the children.

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Cara mia.

39
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Mon cher.

40
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Mrs. Addams, the baby?

41
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Pardon.

42
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- It's a boy.
- It's a girl.

43
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- Gomez!
- What news?

44
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Father,
what is it?

45
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It's an Addams!

46
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I've arranged a little surprise,
my dearest.

47
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I hope you like it.

48
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Oh, Gomez, it's dark,
it's depressing, it's desolate.

49
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It says, "toddler."

50
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It's a dream.

51
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Come, cara mia.

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The Addams cradle.

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[Crying]

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[Roar]

55
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Welcome home, my son.

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[Baby Laughs]

57
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That's not true.

58
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Everyone knows it is.

59
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When you have a new baby,
one of the other children has to die.

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- Really?
- It's a tradition. One of us has to go.

61
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Which one?

62
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Well, they only need
one boy.

63
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He has
my father's eyes.

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Gomez, take those
out of his mouth.

65
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Coochie coochie coo.

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A baby in the house.

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It's about time.
Hey, kiddo.

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Did you see that?

69
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He's a real devil.

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Pugsley, the baby weighs 10 pounds.
The cannonball weighs 20 pounds.

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Which will hit
the stone walkway first?

73
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I'm still on fractions.

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Which do you think?

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The cannonball?

76
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Very good.
But which one will bounce?

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The baby?

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There's only one way
to find out.

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Ready?

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1...

81
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2...

82
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3.

83
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What a glorious evening.

84
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Rain.

85
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Cara mia.

86
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Oh, dear.

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Children,
why do you hate the baby?

88
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We don't hate him. 
We just want to play with him.

89
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Especially his head.

90
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Do you think we love the baby
more than you?

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- Yes.
- Yes.

92
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Do you think when a new baby
arrives, another child has to die?

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- Yes.
- Yes.

95
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Well,
that's just not true.

96
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Not anymore.

97
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It's just
sibling rivalry.

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Gomez, do you remember
what we were like?

99
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- I hated you!
- I despised you.

100
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I choked him
till he lost consciousness

101
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and had to be put
on a respirator.

102
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I tied him to a tree and pulled
out four of his permanent teeth.

104
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When he was asleep, I opened
his skull and removed his brains.

106
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You did?

107
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A brother!

108
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Brother!

109
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Children, you see?

110
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"Death! Death to the enemies
of the people of the republic."

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Hoorah!

113
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Justice is served.

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Bring forward
the evil one.

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[La Marseillaise Plays]

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You have betrayed
the people of France.

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You are evil incarnate.

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How do you plead?

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[Pugsley]
Guilty.

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Guilty
by her own admission.

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The sentence is death.

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Executioner,
place her on the block.

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1...

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2...

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Children,
what are you doing?

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- Playing!
- Playing!

127
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3!

128
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Woe to the republic.

129
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Look at you.

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Midnight, moonlight,

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surrounded by death.

132
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It's been too long.

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Do it!
Hold him still!

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[Gunshot,
Glass Breaking]

135
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You missed.

136
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- Here, catch!
- I don't want him!

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[Glass Breaking]

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One house,
three children.

140
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So many windows.

141
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My darling, it's you
I'm worried about,

142
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the stress,
all this squabbling.

143
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Oh, I'll be fine.

144
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I'm just like any modern woman, trying
to have it all loving husband, a family.

146
00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:07,030
It's just I wish I had more time
to seek out the dark forces

148
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and join their hellish crusade,
that's all.

149
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You can! You shall!
So it must be!

150
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[Glass Breaking]

151
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But how?

152
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Children, as your new nanny,
I know that we're all concerned

154
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about the environment, so this morning,
let's discuss how to prevent forest fires.

157
00:10:30,912 --> 00:10:32,642
Prevent them?

158
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All right, children,

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I've had it
up to here.

160
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Now you just answer
one simple question.

161
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Where is that baby?

162
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Which part?

163
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Hello, kiddies.

164
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I'm Polly the puppet.

165
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What shall we do today?

166
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I know.
Let's all clean our rooms.

167
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Hello, Polly. I'll clean my room

169
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in exchange
for your immortal soul.

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[Pounding]

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Hi. Addams residence?
Ooh, it's old... and big.

174
00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:21,957
Lurch.

175
00:11:23,361 --> 00:11:27,129
Hi! Hi. I'm Debbie Jellinsky
from the agency.

176
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The agency?

177
00:11:28,469 --> 00:11:31,031
But they claimed
no one else was available.

178
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They suggested
a Doberman.

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Surprise!
I've been out of town.

180
00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:36,946
Are you the mom?

181
00:11:37,016 --> 00:11:38,541
I am Mrs. Addams.

182
00:11:38,619 --> 00:11:42,421
I love your dress.
It's so tight.

183
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Thank you.

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Gomez.

185
00:11:46,364 --> 00:11:48,857
I believe we may have
a new nanny...

186
00:11:48,935 --> 00:11:50,403
Miss Jellinsky.

187
00:11:50,471 --> 00:11:52,804
Deb.

188
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Isn't he a lady-killer?

189
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Acquitted.

190
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I'll show you
all my references

191
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so you'll know
I'm not a homicidal maniac.

192
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- Of course you're not.
- You're too young.

193
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Welcome to our home.

194
00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:10,192
There's a belfry,
a swamp,

195
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and a dungeon down below.

196
00:12:12,339 --> 00:12:15,241
- Cable?
- Of course.

197
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,642
Debbie.

198
00:12:21,153 --> 00:12:26,018
- Oh, is that the little critter?
- Oh, no. This is our baby.

200
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He's adorable. He's perfect.
What's his name?

201
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It was agony.

202
00:12:30,589 --> 00:12:33,304
We went through
all the usual baby names...

203
00:12:33,372 --> 00:12:34,339
Lucifer...

204
00:12:34,407 --> 00:12:35,242
Benito...

205
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Mao.

206
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,107
Then we came
to our senses,

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00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:40,544
something a child
could live with...

208
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Pubert.

209
00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:43,913
Pubert...

210
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I like it.

211
00:12:45,491 --> 00:12:47,323
It's filthy.

212
00:12:47,394 --> 00:12:48,521
May I?

213
00:12:48,596 --> 00:12:50,622
Your dress,
is it flammable?

214
00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:51,997
You've had your shots...

215
00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:54,663
measles, mumps, rabies?

216
00:13:01,082 --> 00:13:05,680
Oh, I just adore
little babies.

217
00:13:05,757 --> 00:13:09,593
I just want to squeeze them
till there's not a breath left

218
00:13:09,662 --> 00:13:11,528
in their tiny little bodies.

219
00:13:11,599 --> 00:13:13,966
Hello, Pubert.

220
00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:16,004
I love you.

221
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:20,140
[Knock On Door]

222
00:13:21,213 --> 00:13:24,446
Children, this is Miss Jellinsky,
our new nanny.

223
00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:26,215
What do we say?

224
00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:28,622
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

225
00:13:30,028 --> 00:13:32,293
Look at you...

226
00:13:32,365 --> 00:13:35,859
all cooped up in this house
with a new baby.

227
00:13:35,937 --> 00:13:38,601
That's not easy,
is it?

228
00:13:38,675 --> 00:13:40,245
No.

229
00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:45,043
Why, I bet sometimes you wish
it was still just the two of you.

231
00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:46,518
Or less.

232
00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:49,956
Well, don't you worry.

233
00:13:50,026 --> 00:13:53,088
Everything's
going to be just fine.

234
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:58,001
I love them.

235
00:13:58,072 --> 00:13:59,370
Thing...

236
00:13:59,441 --> 00:14:00,373
stop that.

237
00:14:00,442 --> 00:14:02,070
He likes you.

238
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,977
Heh heh heh heh.

239
00:14:10,992 --> 00:14:13,827
I'm good with my hands.

240
00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:17,232
What a wonderful family,

241
00:14:17,302 --> 00:14:22,140
although there's one fella
I haven't met yet.

242
00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:24,679
Hi there, mister.

243
00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:26,717
- Your nephew?
- My brother.

245
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:27,751
No!

246
00:14:27,819 --> 00:14:28,946
Fester,
come out here.

247
00:14:29,021 --> 00:14:30,785
He's very shy.

248
00:14:30,857 --> 00:14:34,386
Fester, this is Miss Jellinsky,
our new nanny.

249
00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:36,455
Hello, Fester.

250
00:14:39,471 --> 00:14:42,066
These Addams men,
where do you find them?

251
00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:43,974
It has to be damp.

252
00:14:45,146 --> 00:14:46,580
I can't wait.

253
00:14:46,649 --> 00:14:48,811
I'll start first thing
tomorrow.

254
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:53,725
Why not tonight?

255
00:15:02,106 --> 00:15:03,267
[Morticia]
Good night, Debbie.

256
00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:04,935
Good night!

257
00:15:05,011 --> 00:15:08,004
Scream if you need
anything.

258
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:13,046
So we've hired Miss Jellinsky.
She's a gem, don't you think?

260
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:14,284
She's perfect.

261
00:15:14,359 --> 00:15:17,922
Oh, Fester,
I'm such a lucky man.

262
00:15:17,998 --> 00:15:22,968
I hope that someday you'll know the
indescribable joy of having children

264
00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:25,001
and of paying someone else
to raise them.

265
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:28,113
First wouldn't I
have to get married?

266
00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:32,177
You're just a boy.
There's plenty of time.

267
00:15:32,254 --> 00:15:35,156
You'll meet someone,
someone very special,

268
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,251
someone
who won't press charges.

269
00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:39,161
Oh, I'd like that.

270
00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:41,064
You rascal.

271
00:15:43,405 --> 00:15:47,708
Oh, and what's this?

272
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,551
- Mom.
- Mom.

273
00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:03,834
Tonight on America's
Most Disgusting Unsolved Crimes,

274
00:16:03,904 --> 00:16:07,899
we investigate
the case of Ursula...

275
00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:08,967
Carmen...

276
00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:10,446
and Nadine...

277
00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:14,476
three very different women
with one thing in common...

278
00:16:14,554 --> 00:16:15,249
murder!

279
00:16:15,323 --> 000:16:19,860
And they're all the same woman. She's
known by the police as the Black Widow.

281
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:22,730
She mates,
then she kills.

282
00:16:22,801 --> 00:16:24,292
She investigates
wealthy men,

283
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,362
finding the richest,
loneliest bachelors,

284
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,002
gaining their trust
and their love,

285
00:16:29,078 --> 00:16:31,741
and finally,
she marries them.

286
00:16:31,815 --> 00:16:37,016
Then, on the wedding night, she kills
them. The deaths appear accidental.

288
00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:39,583
After the funeral,
she disappears, cash in hand,

289
00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:41,823
but the money
never lasts.

290
00:16:41,898 --> 00:16:44,506
Soon the Black Widow
is hungry again,

291
00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:47,130
hungry for cash,
hungry for love.

292
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,737
A mistress of disguise,
she's eluded the authorities for years.

293
00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:51,974
Who is she,

294
00:16:51,974 --> 00:16:55,610
and what seemingly innocent pose
will she next assume?

295
00:16:55,686 --> 00:16:57,154
All we can say is...

296
00:16:57,222 --> 00:16:59,520
bachelors, beware.

297
00:17:32,144 --> 00:17:35,081
We'll be going out
for most of the morning.

298
00:17:35,149 --> 00:17:36,640
All the important numbers...

299
00:17:36,718 --> 00:17:39,207
police, fire department,
morgue.

300
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,477
Fester, come along.

301
00:17:44,782 --> 00:17:46,547
Goodbye, Fester.

302
00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:49,555
Say goodbye to Debbie.

303
00:17:51,059 --> 00:17:52,357
[Mumbles Nervously]

304
00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:56,723
Have fun!

305
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:57,928
[Door Closes]

306
00:18:01,242 --> 00:18:05,010
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!

307
00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:08,981
Fester Addams. My, my.

308
00:18:09,148 --> 00:18:11,174
Stocks and bonds...

309
00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:13,413
deeds...

310
00:18:13,487 --> 00:18:15,819
gold bullion.

312
00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:27,199
Treasury bills...

313
00:18:27,276 --> 00:18:28,904
IRAs.

314
00:18:28,979 --> 00:18:30,413
[Squeak]

315
00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:36,586
What a strange old house.

316
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,354
It's so drafty.

317
00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:41,420
It's really no place
for children.

318
00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:48,099
No place at all.

319
00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:55,078
- Hold still, you little brat.
- He's not a brat.

321
00:18:56,422 --> 00:19:00,882
Of course not.
He's an adorable little baby.

322
00:19:00,961 --> 00:19:06,536
- Fine. Rub it in.     - We're getting him
all ready for a nice little walk.

325
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,473
Would you like to come?

326
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,271
Are you really a nanny?

327
00:19:10,343 --> 00:19:12,812
What a question.

328
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,473
Why did you come here?

329
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:19,490
Why, to take care of you...

330
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,652
all of you.

331
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,129
Especially my uncle?

332
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:34,313
I shouldn't be
telling you this.

333
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,373
They swore me
to secrecy,

334
00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:38,113
the little angels,

335
00:19:38,187 --> 00:19:39,678
but they want to go.

336
00:19:39,756 --> 00:19:42,248
It's all they talked about
all morning.

337
00:19:42,327 --> 00:19:44,320
They're just afraid
to ask you.

338
00:19:44,397 --> 00:19:47,333
They're afraid you'll think
they don't love you.

339
00:19:47,401 --> 00:19:49,165
The poor things.

340
00:19:49,238 --> 00:19:52,532
- It's a bizarre request.
- It's horrifying.

342
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:55,080
They have their hearts
set on it.

343
00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:59,152
I knew you'd want to know
as concerned, caring parents.

345
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:02,281
- Oh, Gomez, what shall we do?
- How can we say no?

347
00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:04,259
Don't even mention it to them.

348
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,058
Just do it.

349
00:20:06,131 --> 00:20:08,123
I'm sure
they'll deny everything,

350
00:20:08,201 --> 00:20:10,228
but they want to go,

351
00:20:10,305 --> 00:20:11,767
God love them.

352
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:15,742
- Summer camp.
- Summer camp.

353
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,584
"Camp Chippewa."

354
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,004
How charming.

355
00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:22,620
What's a chippewa?

356
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,383
It's an old
Indian word.

357
00:20:24,383 --> 00:20:26,595
It means orphan.

358
00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:30,061
Fresh air...

359
00:20:30,136 --> 00:20:33,039
the scent of pine.

360
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,601
[Morticia] Wednesday,
look at all of the other children...

361
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:41,252
their freckles, their bright little
eyes, their eager, friendly smiles.

363
00:20:41,321 --> 00:20:43,620
Help them.

364
00:20:43,691 --> 00:20:45,182
Hi. I'm Amanda Buckman.

365
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,593
Why are you dressed
like that?

366
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,926
Like what?

367
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,230
Like you're going
to a funeral.

368
00:20:51,302 --> 00:20:53,829
Why are you dressed
like somebody died?

369
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,068
Wait.

370
00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:58,169
Hi. Don Buckman.

371
00:20:58,247 --> 00:21:00,011
Isn't this place
something else?

372
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,381
Very exclusive.

373
00:21:01,452 --> 00:21:04,514
A kid has to be
extra special to get in,

374
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:05,751
gifted, exceptional.

375
00:21:05,826 --> 00:21:08,125
Our Amanda's already
skipped two grades.

376
00:21:08,196 --> 00:21:09,960
How about your boy?

377
00:21:10,032 --> 00:21:11,864
Probation.

378
00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:13,768
We just love Chippewa.

379
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:17,333
Amanda couldn't wait.
It's all she talked about.

381
00:21:17,411 --> 00:21:19,937
She's got
a whole new wardrobe.

382
00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:21,643
And this little lady?

383
00:21:21,717 --> 00:21:26,623
Wednesday's at that very special age
when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

385
00:21:26,692 --> 00:21:28,787
Boys?

386
00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:30,160
Homicide.

387
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:32,457
[Whistle Blows]

388
00:21:32,536 --> 00:21:33,525
Attention!

389
00:21:33,603 --> 00:21:35,435
Hey! Listen up,
everybody.

390
00:21:35,506 --> 00:21:37,202
I'm Gary Granger!

391
00:21:37,276 --> 00:21:40,874
And I'm
Becky Martin-Granger.

392
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:44,983
We're the owners and directors
here at Camp Chippewa,

393
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,318
America's foremost
facility for...

394
00:21:46,391 --> 00:21:48,223
privileged young adults.

395
00:21:48,294 --> 00:21:55,195
And we're all here to learn, to grow,
and to just plain have fun!

397
00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:58,106
'Cause that's what being
privileged is all about.

398
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,212
Buffy!

399
00:22:02,282 --> 00:22:03,614
How are you?

400
00:22:03,685 --> 00:22:05,483
I'm fine.
How are you?

401
00:22:05,554 --> 00:22:07,022
How are you doing?

402
00:22:09,093 --> 00:22:11,585
I don't think
I like it here.

403
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,156
Do you know
how dirty you are?

404
00:22:14,234 --> 00:22:15,793
Please leave him alone.

405
00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:17,304
I can't breathe.

406
00:22:17,373 --> 00:22:18,898
Stand up straight,
please.

407
00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:21,502
This is why
he's always sick.

408
00:22:21,579 --> 00:22:23,741
Don't start with me.

409
00:22:23,816 --> 00:22:26,753
This has nothing to do
with allergies.

410
00:22:26,821 --> 00:22:28,084
You did this.

411
00:22:28,156 --> 00:22:29,818
Can you breathe?

412
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,952
Stand up straight.
Stand up straight.

413
00:22:32,029 --> 00:22:33,895
"Everyone at the ball

414
00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:36,765
"turned and stared
at Cinderella.

415
00:22:36,837 --> 00:22:40,502
"Who is that beautiful woman?
everyone asked.

416
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,741
"Even Prince Charming
noticed the new arrival.

417
00:22:43,814 --> 00:22:46,580
"Who are you?
he asked Cinderella.

418
00:22:46,653 --> 00:22:48,519
[Creak]

419
00:22:50,091 --> 00:22:54,223
"My name is Cinderella,
she said to the prince.

420
00:22:54,297 --> 00:22:56,129
"Could you tell me

421
00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:00,037
"who is that man
over by the punch bowl,

422
00:23:00,107 --> 00:23:02,133
"that fascinating man,

423
00:23:02,210 --> 00:23:05,841
"that oddly sensual man,

424
00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:11,516
"that man who makes me
quiver under my bodice,

425
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,993
that baldman?"

426
00:23:21,374 --> 00:23:23,002
She's driving me wild!

427
00:23:23,077 --> 00:23:24,066
Who?

428
00:23:24,145 --> 00:23:25,442
Debbie.
Debbie.

429
00:23:25,513 --> 00:23:27,881
Even the sound
of her name...

430
00:23:27,951 --> 00:23:28,975
Debbie.

431
00:23:29,052 --> 00:23:30,543
Isn't it beautiful?

432
00:23:30,621 --> 00:23:33,820
She makes me think of vinyl.
Chemicals!

433
00:23:33,893 --> 00:23:35,259
Truly, Fester,

434
00:23:35,329 --> 00:23:37,821
has it finally happened,
at long last?

435
00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:39,766
I don't know.
I think so.

436
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:43,434
All these years
I've watched you and Morticia

437
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:44,943
through windows,
doorways,

438
00:23:45,011 --> 00:23:46,000
keyholes.

439
00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:48,845
I've been so happy
for you,

440
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:51,979
but I have to confess
I've been jealous, too.

441
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,888
I've dreamed
that sometime

442
00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:56,053
there might be
someone for me.

443
00:23:56,129 --> 00:23:57,119
There's Thing.

444
00:23:57,197 --> 00:24:00,430
I know,
but I want more...

445
00:24:00,503 --> 00:24:02,165
legs, elbows,

446
00:24:02,239 --> 00:24:03,832
a head.

447
00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:06,104
Two legs?

448
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:10,116
Dare I ask Debbie
to dinner?

449
00:24:10,184 --> 00:24:11,777
What if she says no?

450
00:24:11,853 --> 00:24:13,219
What if she says yes?

451
00:24:13,289 --> 00:24:16,454
If I asked her,
would you come,

452
00:24:16,528 --> 00:24:17,962
you and Morticia?

453
00:24:18,030 --> 00:24:19,362
Of course.

454
00:24:23,872 --> 00:24:25,932
[Gulp]

455
00:24:26,009 --> 00:24:26,942
[Tweet]

456
00:24:27,011 --> 00:24:28,138
Life saving.

457
00:24:28,213 --> 00:24:30,512
We're all
top-notch swimmers.

458
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,814
Now we show our stuff

459
00:24:32,886 --> 00:24:35,857
and earn
those certificates.

460
00:24:35,925 --> 00:24:38,623
How about
our first little pair

461
00:24:38,696 --> 00:24:40,426
of life saving buddies?

462
00:24:40,499 --> 00:24:42,127
Amanda, Wednesday.

463
00:24:42,202 --> 00:24:44,398
Is that
your bathing suit?

464
00:24:44,471 --> 00:24:46,337
Is that your over bite?

465
00:24:46,408 --> 00:24:49,470
One of you will be
the drowning victim.

466
00:24:49,546 --> 00:24:51,777
The other one
will be our lifesaver.

467
00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:53,682
I'll be the victim.

468
00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,015
All your life.

469
00:24:55,088 --> 00:24:56,886
I'm going to be
an actress.

470
00:24:56,958 --> 00:24:58,951
Brava!

471
00:24:59,028 --> 00:25:02,123
Now jump in,
swim out a few yards,

472
00:25:02,199 --> 00:25:04,396
and start drowning.

473
00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:07,734
Help me!

474
00:25:07,809 --> 00:25:08,969
Help me!

475
00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:10,443
I'm drowning!

476
00:25:10,512 --> 00:25:11,844
Help me!

477
00:25:11,915 --> 00:25:13,907
I'm dying!

478
00:25:15,554 --> 00:25:17,318
I can't swim.

479
00:25:22,598 --> 00:25:23,800
[Playing A Tango]

480
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,268
[Playing A Tango]

481
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,426
It's our favorite bistro.

482
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,596
We've been coming here
for years.

483
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:50,141
Of course,
it has been redone.

484
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,642
Oh, it's just...

485
00:25:51,711 --> 00:25:52,940
lovely.

486
00:25:53,013 --> 00:25:55,141
Isn't it, Fester?

487
00:25:57,286 --> 00:25:59,652
Fester.

489
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,963
It's a quaint
French custom...

490
00:26:08,037 --> 00:26:09,596
sharing half-eaten bread.

491
00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:12,108
Fester is truly
continental.

492
00:26:12,177 --> 00:26:14,305
He spent
many years abroad.

493
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,782
He speaks 12 languages
fluently.

494
00:26:16,851 --> 00:26:18,149
I could tell.

495
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:20,086
When I first
saw him,

496
00:26:20,156 --> 00:26:21,988
I thought
he was from Europe.

497
00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:23,151
You did?

498
00:26:23,227 --> 00:26:24,286
It's true.

499
00:26:24,363 --> 00:26:26,925
But I took a bath.

500
00:26:32,976 --> 00:26:34,968
Fester's really
a wonderful man.

501
00:26:35,046 --> 00:26:37,642
He's just terribly shy.

502
00:26:37,717 --> 00:26:39,379
I just can't tell...

503
00:26:39,453 --> 00:26:41,820
does he like me
at all?

504
00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:43,358
Of course he does.

505
00:26:43,426 --> 00:26:44,621
He vomited.

506
00:26:44,695 --> 00:26:47,757
Does he always do that
with women he likes?

507
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:49,131
Oh, no.

508
00:26:49,202 --> 00:26:50,829
Just you.

509
00:26:50,905 --> 00:26:52,999
Ah.

510
00:26:53,075 --> 00:26:54,839
Do you think she minded?

511
00:26:54,911 --> 00:26:56,539
Of course not.

512
00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:57,946
She adores you.

513
00:26:58,016 --> 00:27:01,215
I'm making
such a mess of things.

514
00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:04,053
Gomez, how do you do it?

515
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:06,493
How can I be like you?

516
00:27:06,563 --> 00:27:09,226
How can I be suave?

517
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,462
Woo her, admire her,

518
00:27:11,538 --> 00:27:16,706
make her feel like she's
the most sublime creature on Earth.

519
00:27:16,779 --> 00:27:19,271
Yes. That's it?

520
00:27:19,349 --> 00:27:20,476
We're back,

521
00:27:20,552 --> 00:27:22,848
noses powdered.

522
00:27:25,693 --> 00:27:28,322
Perfection
achieved.

523
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:33,331
We are the luckiest
brothers on Earth.

524
00:27:33,405 --> 00:27:36,843
We are unworthy
of such splendor,

525
00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:39,745
undeserving
of such radiance.

526
00:27:43,921 --> 00:27:45,184
Uh, that's right.

527
00:27:45,257 --> 00:27:49,594
We should have...
ugly girls.

528
00:27:51,801 --> 00:27:54,670
[Violin Plays]

529
00:29:03,748 --> 00:29:05,010
[Gasp]

530
00:29:41,975 --> 00:29:44,240
[Clicking]

531
00:29:53,326 --> 00:29:54,988
[Muffled]
Hah!

532
00:30:37,162 --> 00:30:39,757
And then
the ghost said,

533
00:30:39,832 --> 00:30:43,235
"And I will
haunt you forever."

534
00:30:43,304 --> 00:30:44,966
- Ooh.
- Ooh.

535
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,338
Wednesday,

536
00:30:46,410 --> 00:30:49,404
you have to continue
the ghost story.

537
00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:50,642
This is dumb.

538
00:30:50,717 --> 00:30:53,346
Well, if you
can't do it...

539
00:30:58,562 --> 00:31:00,794
And, so, the next night,

540
00:31:00,866 --> 00:31:03,859
the ghost returned
to the haunted cabin,

541
00:31:03,937 --> 00:31:06,567
and he said
to the campers,

542
00:31:06,642 --> 00:31:09,009
"None of you
really believe in me,

543
00:31:09,078 --> 00:31:11,674
so I'll have
to prove my power."

544
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:13,548
And the next morning,

545
00:31:13,619 --> 00:31:16,852
when the campers woke up,

546
00:31:16,925 --> 00:31:20,624
all of their old noses
had grown back.

547
00:31:20,697 --> 00:31:26,731
- Aah!
- Aah!

548
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,593
Oh, Fester,

549
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:47,935
how you
must hate me.

550
00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,238
What?

551
00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:51,869
Here you are,

552
00:31:51,946 --> 00:31:54,576
a debonair
man of the world.

553
00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:57,086
How I must bore you.

554
00:31:57,154 --> 00:31:59,590
Oh, never.

555
00:31:59,659 --> 00:32:03,290
Fester, before
we go any further,

556
00:32:03,365 --> 00:32:05,630
I have a confession,

557
00:32:05,701 --> 00:32:07,727
something
I must tell you.

558
00:32:11,711 --> 00:32:13,907
I'm a virgin.

559
00:32:13,981 --> 00:32:15,108
You are?

560
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,275
Yes.

561
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,512
What's that?

562
00:32:19,323 --> 00:32:20,586
It...It's someone

563
00:32:20,659 --> 00:32:25,497
who's never experienced
physical love.

564
00:32:25,567 --> 00:32:28,366
Oh.

565
00:32:28,437 --> 00:32:30,566
You mean,
with another person.

566
00:32:33,646 --> 00:32:35,079
Then, Debbie,

567
00:32:35,148 --> 00:32:38,210
I have a confession
to make, as well.

568
00:32:38,286 --> 00:32:39,652
I'm one, too.

569
00:32:39,722 --> 00:32:41,918
You? You?

570
00:32:41,992 --> 00:32:43,051
Yes.

571
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:46,428
But with your looks,
your charm,

572
00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:48,730
women must
follow you everywhere.

573
00:32:48,803 --> 00:32:50,294
Store detectives.

574
00:32:50,372 --> 00:32:52,238
Oh, Fester,

575
00:32:52,308 --> 00:32:53,742
I always dreamed

576
00:32:53,811 --> 00:32:56,873
of meeting
someone untouched,

577
00:32:56,949 --> 00:32:58,941
someone pure,

578
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,854
someone...
just like you.

579
00:33:01,924 --> 00:33:03,620
You'll meet him.

580
00:33:03,693 --> 00:33:08,895
And...And I dreamed
that when I met him,

581
00:33:08,968 --> 00:33:12,497
that we would wait
until our wedding night

582
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:14,976
to give ourselves
to one another,

583
00:33:15,045 --> 00:33:18,277
to make
the ultimate sacrifice.

584
00:33:18,349 --> 00:33:20,148
A goat?

585
00:33:21,889 --> 00:33:24,358
Until now I thought
it was impossible,

586
00:33:24,426 --> 00:33:26,657
but, Fester Addams,

587
00:33:26,729 --> 00:33:28,698
I love you.

588
00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:32,271
You do?

589
00:33:32,339 --> 00:33:36,141
Please, I have to know
how you feel about me.

590
00:33:36,211 --> 00:33:38,510
I love you.

591
00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:39,981
I worship you.

592
00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:41,781
I'd do anything for you.

593
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,185
I'd pay.

594
00:33:43,256 --> 00:33:44,781
Fester!

595
00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:45,825
Debbie!

596
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:52,565
Oh.

597
00:33:52,637 --> 00:33:54,162
Oh.

598
00:33:54,239 --> 00:33:55,730
Oh.

599
00:33:55,809 --> 00:33:57,004
Oh.

600
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:58,478
Look at him.

601
00:33:58,547 --> 00:34:00,743
So peaceful.

602
00:34:00,817 --> 00:34:02,183
[Snoring]

603
00:34:02,252 --> 00:34:05,314
This evening
as I watched Fester and Debbie,

604
00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,622
I kept
my fingers crossed.

605
00:34:07,694 --> 00:34:08,787
I hoped...

606
00:34:08,863 --> 00:34:09,955
I prayed.

607
00:34:10,031 --> 00:34:12,058
Let them
fall in love.

608
00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:13,967
Let them know happiness.

609
00:34:14,038 --> 00:34:15,164
Let them adopt.

610
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,334
Gomez, Morticia,

611
00:34:17,410 --> 00:34:19,140
great news...

612
00:34:19,213 --> 00:34:21,682
Something impossible,
a miracle.

613
00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,480
- The rash...
- It's gone.

614
00:34:23,552 --> 00:34:26,250
I'm engaged.

615
00:34:29,829 --> 00:34:31,058
That ring...

616
00:34:31,132 --> 00:34:33,863
It was our mother's.
She was buried with it.

617
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:38,575
[Thunder]

618
00:34:43,284 --> 00:34:45,276
Mail call.

619
00:34:45,354 --> 00:34:46,515
Addams.

620
00:34:46,589 --> 00:34:48,490
Barkley,
Castleman, Calloway,

621
00:34:48,559 --> 00:34:50,721
Dexter, Donman,

622
00:34:50,796 --> 00:34:53,027
Edwards, Evans,

623
00:34:53,099 --> 00:34:55,899
Finley, Fisher,
Framingham...

624
00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:56,995
Oh, no.

625
00:34:57,072 --> 00:34:58,665
What is it?

626
00:34:58,742 --> 00:35:00,218
This is unspeakable.

627
00:35:00,385 --> 00:35:02,251
Is something wrong?
Bad news?

628
00:35:02,321 --> 00:35:06,123
It's the worst thing ever
in the history of human events.

629
00:35:06,194 --> 00:35:08,561
Uncle Fester
is getting married.

630
00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:09,723
A wedding?

631
00:35:09,799 --> 00:35:11,267
But that's
great news.

632
00:35:11,335 --> 00:35:12,394
To whom?

633
00:35:12,471 --> 00:35:13,563
The nanny.

634
00:35:13,638 --> 00:35:16,006
Get out of the cabin.

635
00:35:16,076 --> 00:35:17,305
I'd kill myself.

636
00:35:17,378 --> 00:35:18,538
The help?

637
00:35:18,613 --> 00:35:21,379
I'm sure
she's a very nice lady.

638
00:35:21,451 --> 00:35:23,716
I think
that's disgusting.

639
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,051
Their whole family's

640
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,558
like some weird
medical experiment.

641
00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:29,961
I think they're
like circus people.

642
00:35:30,031 --> 00:35:31,397
What did you say?

643
00:35:31,467 --> 00:35:33,163
Tempers.

644
00:35:33,237 --> 00:35:34,397
Group hug.

645
00:35:40,715 --> 00:35:42,650
Wednesday.

646
00:35:44,387 --> 00:35:45,719
Pugsley.

647
00:35:47,425 --> 00:35:49,656
Will a hug hurt us?

648
00:35:49,729 --> 00:35:50,992
We don't hug.

649
00:35:51,064 --> 00:35:53,158
Oh, they're
just shy.

650
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,668
We're not shy.

651
00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:56,137
We're contagious.

652
00:35:57,775 --> 00:36:01,838
I'm sensing
some friction here,

653
00:36:01,915 --> 00:36:03,817
something
not quite Chippewa.

654
00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:04,943
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

655
00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:06,318
Hey, no problem-o.

656
00:36:06,389 --> 00:36:09,588
All they need are
good friends, good fun,

657
00:36:09,661 --> 00:36:12,860
and a little time
in the harmony hut.

658
00:36:15,603 --> 00:36:18,472
How long do we have
to stay in here?

659
00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,032
Until we crack.

660
00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:22,045
[Door Opens]

661
00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:25,411
Have fun.

662
00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:27,716
What are you in for?

663
00:36:27,789 --> 00:36:29,691
I wouldn't go
horseback riding.

664
00:36:29,759 --> 00:36:31,523
That's all?

665
00:36:31,596 --> 00:36:34,897
And I wouldn't
make a bird house.

666
00:36:34,968 --> 00:36:36,094
Why not?

667
00:36:36,169 --> 00:36:38,035
I just wanted to read.

668
00:36:38,105 --> 00:36:41,042
Not on my time,
four-eyes.

669
00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:42,772
[Laughing]

670
00:36:45,751 --> 00:36:47,310
Aah!

671
00:36:47,387 --> 00:36:50,620
Aah aah aah!

672
00:36:52,028 --> 00:36:53,188
Hurry up.

673
00:36:53,262 --> 00:36:54,457
I'm coming.

674
00:36:55,567 --> 00:36:57,399
Wait.

675
00:36:57,470 --> 00:36:58,732
Be careful.

676
00:36:58,804 --> 00:36:59,829
Tetanus.

677
00:36:59,906 --> 00:37:01,306
[Siren]

678
00:37:01,376 --> 00:37:02,503
There they are!

679
00:37:02,578 --> 00:37:04,706
I saw them
sneak out.

680
00:37:09,288 --> 00:37:11,154
What do you think
you're doing?

681
00:37:11,225 --> 00:37:13,126
We have to see
our family.

682
00:37:13,194 --> 00:37:14,252
It's important.

683
00:37:14,329 --> 00:37:16,697
More important
than summer fun?

684
00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:19,328
More important
than making new friends?

685
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:22,273
More important
than sharing?

686
00:37:22,342 --> 00:37:25,313
Joel Glicker,
I'm surprised at you.

687
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:27,679
I have to
get out of here.

688
00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,150
I have allergies.

689
00:37:29,219 --> 00:37:30,653
Oh, you're allergic?

690
00:37:30,722 --> 00:37:32,714
To sunshine,
archery, and crafts?

691
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,090
Yes.

692
00:37:34,161 --> 00:37:36,392
I think
they should be punished.

693
00:37:36,464 --> 00:37:38,262
Punished! Punished!

694
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:39,596
Punished! Punished!

695
00:37:39,669 --> 00:37:42,037
Punished! Punished!

696
00:37:42,107 --> 00:37:45,442
No! We are not here
to punish.

697
00:37:45,512 --> 00:37:48,277
We are here to inspire.

698
00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:51,320
Know what our little
ninja friends need?

699
00:37:51,388 --> 00:37:55,451
Know what might turn
their sad, wasted lives around?

700
00:37:55,527 --> 00:37:57,690
What?

701
00:37:57,765 --> 00:38:00,064
[Guitar Strums]

702
00:38:00,135 --> 00:38:03,436
# Kumbaya, my Lord #

703
00:38:03,507 --> 00:38:05,874
# Kumbaya #

704
00:38:05,944 --> 00:38:09,404
# Kumbaya, my Lord #

705
00:38:09,483 --> 00:38:11,179
# Kumbaya #

706
00:38:11,252 --> 00:38:12,948
[Wolf Howls]

707
00:38:13,022 --> 00:38:15,719
# Kumbaya, my Lord #

708
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,662
# Kumbaya #

709
00:38:18,731 --> 00:38:23,398
# Oh, Lord, Kumbaya ##

710
00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:31,810
Now, Debbie,
have you met everyone?

711
00:38:31,885 --> 00:38:33,114
Morticia.

712
00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:34,416
Margaret.

713
00:38:34,489 --> 00:38:35,684
[Kiss Kiss]

714
00:38:35,758 --> 00:38:38,626
Margaret, this is
our bride-to-be.

715
00:38:38,695 --> 00:38:41,063
Welcome
to our family.

716
00:38:41,133 --> 00:38:43,125
I can't tell you
what it's meant

717
00:38:43,203 --> 00:38:45,035
joining
the Addams clan.

718
00:38:45,106 --> 00:38:47,166
Have you met my husband
Cousin Itt?

719
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,801
Cousin Itt?

720
00:38:48,878 --> 00:38:51,007
We've been so happy,

721
00:38:51,082 --> 00:38:53,711
and, just as little
Pubert arrived,

722
00:38:53,786 --> 00:38:57,554
we were blessed with
our own little bundle of joy.

723
00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,687
[Cooing]

724
00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:05,070
What?

725
00:39:05,138 --> 00:39:07,937
Oh, I didn't say anything.

726
00:39:08,008 --> 00:39:11,241
That's the baby's
nickname... What?

727
00:39:11,314 --> 00:39:12,543
From
the obstetrician.

728
00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:14,585
Isn't he precious?

729
00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:16,678
We've had offers.

730
00:39:16,756 --> 00:39:20,592
# For he's
a jolly good fellow #

731
00:39:20,662 --> 00:39:24,361
# Which nobody
can deny ##

732
00:39:24,435 --> 00:39:27,998
You guys are the best
bunch of friends

733
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:30,305
a fella could hope for.

734
00:39:30,377 --> 00:39:31,902
What a party!

735
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:36,784
And now for
the piece de resistance.

736
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:44,060
Ta-da!

737
00:39:51,711 --> 00:39:54,705
Ta-da!

738
00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:09,832
That poor girl.

739
00:40:09,906 --> 00:40:14,039
Lurch, was she in there
before you baked?

740
00:40:15,449 --> 00:40:17,941
[Groan]

741
00:40:20,524 --> 00:40:22,584
So, so, so.

742
00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:23,752
C'est la vie.

743
00:40:23,828 --> 00:40:25,228
[Laughter]

744
00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:27,893
Ha ha ha ha!

745
00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:30,833
Are you really allergic?

746
00:40:30,907 --> 00:40:32,101
Uh-huh.

747
00:40:32,175 --> 00:40:33,871
To almost
everything.

748
00:40:33,944 --> 00:40:35,776
No, you're not.

749
00:40:35,847 --> 00:40:36,940
Am, too.

750
00:40:37,016 --> 00:40:39,212
I can't have
dairy products

751
00:40:39,286 --> 00:40:40,754
or wear wool

752
00:40:40,822 --> 00:40:42,552
or drink
fluoridated water.

753
00:40:42,624 --> 00:40:44,286
You know
what happens

754
00:40:44,361 --> 00:40:47,196
if my mom uses
a fabric softener?

755
00:40:47,265 --> 00:40:48,255
What?

756
00:40:48,334 --> 00:40:49,596
I die.

757
00:40:59,752 --> 00:41:01,015
Where are you?

758
00:41:01,087 --> 00:41:02,350
Over here.

759
00:41:02,423 --> 00:41:03,686
Where?

760
00:41:03,759 --> 00:41:05,625
By the skeleton.

761
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,770
I got your message
inside my cutlet.

762
00:41:12,839 --> 00:41:14,865
I need to ask you
something.

763
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:16,137
What?

764
00:41:16,211 --> 00:41:19,808
Do you believe
in the existence of evil?

765
00:41:19,884 --> 00:41:22,684
Well, did you meet
my mom?

766
00:41:22,755 --> 00:41:25,316
My Uncle Fester's
about to get married

767
00:41:25,392 --> 00:41:27,692
to this woman
in a white uniform.

768
00:41:27,763 --> 00:41:28,923
A radiologist.

769
00:41:28,998 --> 00:41:30,489
A nanny.

770
00:41:30,567 --> 00:41:33,094
I have to go
to the wedding.

771
00:41:33,172 --> 00:41:35,801
I have a pass.
Want to come?

772
00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:39,210
You mean like...
on a date?

773
00:41:39,281 --> 00:41:40,442
No.

774
00:41:40,516 --> 00:41:42,246
I'd love to.

775
00:41:49,597 --> 00:41:51,532
[Plays "Sunrise, Sunset']

776
00:42:24,853 --> 00:42:29,053
[Plays "Wedding March']

777
00:42:43,950 --> 00:42:48,412
[Speaking Gibberish]

778
00:42:50,727 --> 00:42:51,659
I,

779
00:42:51,728 --> 00:42:53,526
Fester Addams,

780
00:42:53,598 --> 00:42:57,867
do hereby declare
my unending love.

781
00:43:00,509 --> 00:43:02,741
I will worship you forever.

782
00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:06,242
I will devote...

783
00:43:06,319 --> 00:43:10,223
my every waking moment

784
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,226
to your happiness alone.

785
00:43:12,294 --> 00:43:13,762
[Sobbing]

786
00:43:15,366 --> 00:43:16,493
Oh.

787
00:43:16,568 --> 00:43:20,028
Henceforth,
I am your eternal

788
00:43:20,107 --> 00:43:21,905
and helpless slave.

789
00:43:24,915 --> 00:43:26,041
Nice.

790
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:29,785
Ditto.

791
00:43:29,855 --> 00:43:31,882
[Cheering]

792
00:43:42,909 --> 00:43:46,244
You're going to have a
wonderful life together.

793
00:43:46,315 --> 00:43:47,908
Yes, I am.

794
00:43:47,984 --> 00:43:49,384
Come, darling,

795
00:43:49,453 --> 00:43:52,583
let's see who's
the next happy bride.

796
00:43:52,659 --> 00:43:53,990
Here, Debbie!

797
00:43:54,061 --> 00:43:55,927
- To me!
- Me!

798
00:43:55,997 --> 00:43:57,863
Oh, I have it!

799
00:43:57,933 --> 00:44:00,995
- No! I have it!
- It's mine!

800
00:44:02,975 --> 00:44:05,137
Now you have
to get married.

801
00:44:05,211 --> 00:44:06,372
It's not binding.

802
00:44:06,447 --> 00:44:07,471
Tramp.

803
00:44:07,548 --> 00:44:10,451
- Bye!
- Congratulations!

804
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,514
- Congratulations!
- Bon voyage!

805
00:44:28,682 --> 00:44:30,674
The key ingredient

806
00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:34,019
to a successful
Hawaiian honeymoon

807
00:44:34,091 --> 00:44:36,185
is romantic music.

808
00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:38,559
[Romantic Music Plays]

809
00:44:39,933 --> 00:44:43,200
I ordered this cassette
from Time-Life.

810
00:44:43,271 --> 00:44:47,266
5,000 of the World's
Most Romantic Melodies.

811
00:44:47,344 --> 00:44:49,814
It's superb.

812
00:44:49,882 --> 00:44:51,817
What do you
call this?

813
00:44:51,885 --> 00:44:54,047
Number 438.

814
00:44:54,122 --> 00:44:55,784
So...

815
00:44:55,858 --> 00:44:58,021
do you like
romantic living?

816
00:44:58,095 --> 00:45:00,826
I do, so far.

817
00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:03,165
I love romantic living.

818
00:45:03,237 --> 00:45:06,207
Oh, Fester, how much
do you love me?

819
00:45:06,274 --> 00:45:07,867
With all my soul.

820
00:45:07,943 --> 00:45:09,673
Would you do
anything for me?

821
00:45:09,746 --> 00:45:11,009
Anything.

822
00:45:11,082 --> 00:45:12,550
Would you die for me?

823
00:45:12,618 --> 00:45:13,916
Yes.

824
00:45:13,987 --> 00:45:16,753
Promise?

825
00:45:16,825 --> 00:45:19,260
Aah!

826
00:45:19,328 --> 00:45:22,731
Aah aah!

827
00:45:22,801 --> 00:45:26,830
Aah aah aah aah!

828
00:45:28,977 --> 00:45:30,741
Pumpkin?

829
00:45:33,884 --> 00:45:36,150
Muffin.

830
00:45:37,791 --> 00:45:39,692
[TVPlays]

831
00:45:42,465 --> 00:45:47,269
Darling, I know
you're nervous.

832
00:45:47,339 --> 00:45:49,035
So am I.

833
00:45:49,108 --> 00:45:50,508
I'm not nervous.

834
00:45:50,578 --> 00:45:51,944
I'm upset.

835
00:45:52,013 --> 00:45:54,745
Because of the bathtub?

836
00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:56,149
Th-Th...

837
00:45:57,789 --> 00:45:59,724
That was an accident.

838
00:45:59,793 --> 00:46:00,953
I know.

839
00:46:01,027 --> 00:46:02,256
I'm fine.

840
00:46:02,330 --> 00:46:03,457
I know.

841
00:46:03,532 --> 00:46:05,763
Don't give it
another thought.

842
00:46:05,835 --> 00:46:07,861
Don't be frightened.

843
00:46:07,938 --> 00:46:11,900
This is as new to me
as it is to you.

844
00:46:11,979 --> 00:46:14,949
Have you really
never had sex?

845
00:46:15,016 --> 00:46:16,484
Never.

846
00:46:16,552 --> 00:46:21,151
Then how do you know we're
not having it right now?

847
00:46:21,226 --> 00:46:23,821
We'll be just like
Gomez and Morticia.

848
00:46:23,897 --> 00:46:27,096
Pretend we're
at home in my room...

849
00:46:27,168 --> 00:46:28,966
Granny down the hallway,

850
00:46:29,038 --> 00:46:30,700
Lurch by the door.

851
00:46:30,774 --> 00:46:32,710
Oh, my God.

852
00:46:32,778 --> 00:46:34,406
Please, what is it?

853
00:46:34,481 --> 00:46:36,177
What do you need?

854
00:46:40,223 --> 00:46:43,786
Only you, my dearest.

855
00:46:47,568 --> 00:46:49,093
Really?

856
00:46:49,170 --> 00:46:51,538
Fester, I'm ready.

857
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:56,378
- Just one thing...
- Gomez told me. No giggling.

858
00:46:56,448 --> 00:46:58,007
- And?
- No hand puppets.

859
00:46:58,084 --> 00:46:59,985
- And...
- What?

860
00:47:00,054 --> 00:47:01,784
after we've made love,

861
00:47:01,857 --> 00:47:04,759
you can never see
your family again.

862
00:47:04,828 --> 00:47:06,023
What?

863
00:47:06,097 --> 00:47:09,626
Otherwise, I could never
really enjoy myself.

864
00:47:09,703 --> 00:47:13,038
I could never
give myself completely.

865
00:47:13,108 --> 00:47:16,273
Unless I never see
my family again?

866
00:47:16,347 --> 00:47:19,477
Yes. If I picture them
in our lives,

867
00:47:19,552 --> 00:47:22,785
I could never achieve...
you know.

868
00:47:24,893 --> 00:47:26,020
Never?

869
00:47:26,096 --> 00:47:27,860
Don't you love me?

870
00:47:27,932 --> 00:47:29,194
Of course.

871
00:47:29,266 --> 00:47:31,099
Don't you want me?

872
00:47:31,170 --> 00:47:32,262
Yes.

873
00:47:34,141 --> 00:47:35,507
Never.

874
00:47:38,415 --> 00:47:39,609
Stud.

875
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:43,621
Whoa!

876
00:47:43,690 --> 00:47:45,921
Uh...

877
00:47:45,993 --> 00:47:48,520
ahh...

878
00:47:57,945 --> 00:48:00,939
It's so odd we haven't heard
from Fester and Debbie.

879
00:48:01,017 --> 00:48:04,113
It's been almost a week.
Hasn't it, little fellow?

880
00:48:04,189 --> 00:48:06,317
Look at him.

881
00:48:06,392 --> 00:48:09,557
Too much fun
at that reception.

882
00:48:14,906 --> 00:48:16,738
Hair of the pup.

883
00:48:21,116 --> 00:48:23,085
Excellent, Amanda!

884
00:48:23,152 --> 00:48:24,745
Thank you.

885
00:48:24,822 --> 00:48:26,663
Next!

886
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,700
[Wednesday]
"Dear Wednesday and Pugsley,

887
00:48:31,771 --> 00:48:33,433
"I love you dearly,

888
00:48:33,507 --> 00:48:35,874
but I can never
see you again."

889
00:48:35,944 --> 00:48:38,608
Glicker, go!

890
00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:40,878
[Becky]
Good try!

891
00:48:43,055 --> 00:48:45,491
"When you are grown-up
and very lonely,

892
00:48:45,559 --> 00:48:47,425
"you'll understand.

893
00:48:47,496 --> 00:48:50,227
Love, Uncle Fester."

894
00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:52,133
He's a dead man.

895
00:48:52,203 --> 00:48:55,071
Go!

896
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,302
[Bird Squawks]

897
00:49:00,649 --> 00:49:03,677
It's an American
bald eagle!

898
00:49:03,754 --> 00:49:05,586
But aren't
they extinct?

899
00:49:05,657 --> 00:49:07,216
They are now.

900
00:49:10,899 --> 00:49:11,832
Mrs. Addams?

901
00:49:11,901 --> 00:49:12,834
Yes?

902
00:49:12,903 --> 00:49:14,667
Your hearse.
Where's the body?

903
00:49:14,739 --> 00:49:15,671
Right there.

904
00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:17,174
But he's alive.

905
00:49:17,242 --> 00:49:18,642
Tell me about it!

906
00:49:28,227 --> 00:49:30,719
Fester, we may be
together for a while...

907
00:49:30,797 --> 00:49:32,857
All our lives,
cara mia.

908
00:49:32,934 --> 00:49:33,902
What?

909
00:49:33,969 --> 00:49:34,936
Mon cher.

910
00:49:35,004 --> 00:49:36,199
- Speak English.
- Pumpkin?

911
00:49:37,274 --> 00:49:40,210
If I have to be seen with you,
we need to make some changes.

912
00:49:40,279 --> 00:49:42,180
Changes?

913
00:49:56,304 --> 00:49:59,798
Be careful!
It's a credenza!

914
00:49:59,877 --> 00:50:01,505
These are
beautiful things.

915
00:50:01,579 --> 00:50:03,104
They're
from catalogues.

916
00:50:03,182 --> 00:50:06,084
Fester,
get over here!

917
00:50:09,358 --> 00:50:10,849
It itches.

918
00:50:10,927 --> 00:50:13,989
Don't touch it,
not until the scab falls off.

919
00:50:14,066 --> 00:50:17,128
Pumpkin, do you think
these clothes are really me?

920
00:50:17,204 --> 00:50:19,503
Of course not.
That's the point.

921
00:50:19,574 --> 00:50:23,343
- Where do you want this?
- The second floor boudoir.

922
00:50:23,414 --> 00:50:24,642
I'm her husband.

923
00:50:24,715 --> 00:50:25,648
Fester!

924
00:50:25,717 --> 00:50:27,151
Give me a kiss.

925
00:50:27,220 --> 00:50:29,655
Give me a 20.
Watch it!

926
00:50:29,723 --> 00:50:31,989
That's a Queen Anne
chandelier!

927
00:50:33,396 --> 00:50:35,228
"Hawaii is wonderful.

928
00:50:35,299 --> 00:50:37,292
"I wish you were here,

929
00:50:37,369 --> 00:50:41,137
"and I can never
see you again!

930
00:50:41,209 --> 00:50:42,871
P.S., Debbie says hi."

931
00:50:42,945 --> 00:50:47,441
I don't understand.
For weeks not a word, and now this.

932
00:50:47,519 --> 00:50:50,546
Darling, come to bed.
He can't be serious.

933
00:50:50,623 --> 00:50:52,991
Have I done something,
said something?

934
00:50:53,061 --> 00:50:55,428
Why does my brother
despise me?

935
00:50:55,498 --> 00:50:57,330
He adores you.

936
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,870
I'd do anything for him.

937
00:50:59,938 --> 00:51:03,000
At his request,
I would rip out my eyes.

938
00:51:03,077 --> 00:51:06,138
At his command,
I would crawl on my belly

939
00:51:06,214 --> 00:51:08,878
through hot coals
and broken glass.

940
00:51:08,952 --> 00:51:10,045
Why wait?

941
00:51:10,121 --> 00:51:11,919
Has Fester gone mad?

942
00:51:11,991 --> 00:51:15,121
This is all just
some sort of phase.

943
00:51:15,196 --> 00:51:16,356
Post-honeymoon malaise.

944
00:51:16,430 --> 00:51:19,230
It's very common.

945
00:51:19,302 --> 00:51:21,828
Do you remember
our honeymoon?

946
00:51:21,906 --> 00:51:24,672
That glorious cruise.

947
00:51:24,744 --> 00:51:26,508
No quarrels.

948
00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:27,843
No cares.

949
00:51:27,916 --> 00:51:30,614
No survivors.

950
00:51:30,687 --> 00:51:33,714
Cara mia.

951
00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,453
So...

952
00:51:35,527 --> 00:51:38,157
you still desire me
after all these years?

953
00:51:38,232 --> 00:51:40,201
The old ball and chain?

954
00:51:40,268 --> 00:51:41,327
Forever.

955
00:51:42,471 --> 00:51:44,064
I'll get them.

956
00:51:47,012 --> 00:51:49,379
Heads up, campers.
The jamboree's only two weeks away.

957
00:51:49,449 --> 00:51:52,511
And you know what that means...
clean cabins.

958
00:51:52,588 --> 00:51:54,454
Creating with clay and...

959
00:51:54,524 --> 00:51:56,356
Canoes, canoes, canoes!

960
00:51:56,428 --> 00:51:59,421
So we better
get cracking, huh?

961
00:51:59,498 --> 00:52:02,560
Look at this.
I've got them.

962
00:52:02,637 --> 00:52:04,572
Schizos and Serial Killers.

963
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,167
I have almost
the whole series.

964
00:52:07,245 --> 00:52:11,013
I'm only missing Jack the Ripper
and that Zodiac guy.

965
00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:12,074
But look.

966
00:52:12,152 --> 00:52:13,984
"The Black Widow."

967
00:52:14,055 --> 00:52:15,717
It might be Debbie.

968
00:52:15,791 --> 00:52:19,388
At least three rich husbands...

969
00:52:19,464 --> 00:52:21,262
all dead.

970
00:52:21,333 --> 00:52:22,926
I'll trade you.

971
00:52:23,003 --> 00:52:24,062
For what?

972
00:52:26,942 --> 00:52:28,843
Amy Fischer.

973
00:52:28,911 --> 00:52:31,279
Each year,
we conclude our summer

974
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,875
with a very special
presentation.

975
00:52:33,953 --> 00:52:35,615
Book, music,
and lyrics by...

976
00:52:35,689 --> 00:52:37,590
Gary Granger!

977
00:52:39,194 --> 00:52:40,890
And this year,

978
00:52:40,964 --> 00:52:44,231
the old bean has come up
with something pretty exciting...

979
00:52:44,303 --> 00:52:46,899
my own personal salute
to the first Thanksgiving.

980
00:52:46,974 --> 00:52:50,173
Now, we have thought
long and hard

981
00:52:50,246 --> 00:52:53,376
about choosing
just the right little actress

982
00:52:53,451 --> 00:52:56,444
for the leading role
of Sarah Miller,

983
00:52:56,522 --> 00:52:58,719
our beautiful
and kindly pilgrim lady,

984
00:52:58,793 --> 00:53:01,695
and we have selected...

985
00:53:04,034 --> 00:53:07,597
Amanda Buckman!

986
00:53:07,673 --> 00:53:10,906
And in the roles
of her pilgrim pals...

987
00:53:10,978 --> 00:53:12,776
Lily, Jennifer,
Tiffany, Missy,

988
00:53:12,848 --> 00:53:16,217
Michelle, and Melissa!

989
00:53:18,056 --> 00:53:22,324
But, of course,
not everyone can be a star.

990
00:53:22,396 --> 00:53:25,890
Let's not forget
our cheery little Chippewas

991
00:53:25,969 --> 00:53:28,632
Mordecai, Yang,

992
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:31,541
Esther...

993
00:53:31,611 --> 00:53:32,600
um...

994
00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:36,618
Consuela, Irwin...

995
00:53:36,686 --> 00:53:37,948
and, um...

996
00:53:38,021 --> 00:53:41,389
I'm still not sure just
how to pronounce this.

997
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:43,258
Jam-il?Jame-il?

998
00:53:43,330 --> 00:53:44,319
[Gary]
Jamal.

999
00:53:44,398 --> 00:53:45,798
Whatever.

1000
00:53:45,867 --> 00:53:49,430
And as their leader
in the secondary

1001
00:53:49,506 --> 00:53:53,103
but still compellingly
written role of Pocahontas,

1002
00:53:53,178 --> 00:53:56,308
guess who we have in mind.

1003
00:53:56,383 --> 00:53:59,411
Our own little
brunette outcast...

1004
00:53:59,488 --> 00:54:01,423
Wednesday Addams.

1005
00:54:08,869 --> 00:54:11,305
[Chimes Play Wedding March]

1006
00:54:15,847 --> 00:54:19,250
We want to see
Debbie and Fester.

1007
00:54:19,319 --> 00:54:22,381
Miss Debbie!

1008
00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:23,687
[Debbie]
Debra!

1009
00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:26,755
Gomez...

1010
00:54:26,832 --> 00:54:28,664
where are we?

1011
00:54:28,734 --> 00:54:30,930
It looks familiar.

1012
00:54:31,004 --> 00:54:33,338
Of course...
the gates of hell.

1013
00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:36,737
Welcome to my home.

1014
00:54:36,814 --> 00:54:38,373
Might we see my brother?

1015
00:54:38,450 --> 00:54:43,185
No. He doesn't want to see
any of you or that.

1016
00:54:43,257 --> 00:54:44,316
Why not?

1017
00:54:44,392 --> 00:54:46,293
Because he's in love.

1018
00:54:46,362 --> 00:54:48,696
He's wrapped in a gossamer
blanket of ecstasy,

1019
00:54:48,766 --> 00:54:50,530
and he hates your guts.

1020
00:54:50,603 --> 00:54:51,865
But why?

1021
00:54:51,937 --> 00:54:53,804
Because you've
flaunted yourselves,

1022
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:56,003
your great love affair.

1023
00:54:56,078 --> 00:54:58,547
You kept him a child.

1024
00:54:58,615 --> 00:55:00,447
I've made him a man.

1025
00:55:00,518 --> 00:55:03,011
Let me hear this
from his own lips.

1026
00:55:03,089 --> 00:55:05,490
His lips are busy.

1027
00:55:05,559 --> 00:55:07,586
You want to talk
to these people?

1028
00:55:07,663 --> 00:55:08,630
Debbie.

1029
00:55:12,703 --> 00:55:13,671
Oh.

1030
00:55:13,739 --> 00:55:14,729
Go away!

1031
00:55:14,807 --> 00:55:16,742
That is not my brother.

1032
00:55:16,810 --> 00:55:18,005
Sorry.

1033
00:55:18,079 --> 00:55:19,911
You have
enslaved him.

1034
00:55:19,982 --> 00:55:21,848
You have
placed Fester

1035
00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:23,581
under some strange
sexual spell.

1036
00:55:23,655 --> 00:55:27,058
I respect that.
But, please, may we see him?

1037
00:55:27,127 --> 00:55:28,755
Don't even
think about it.

1038
00:55:28,829 --> 00:55:30,354
You have gone
too far.

1039
00:55:30,432 --> 00:55:31,923
You have
married Fester.

1040
00:55:32,001 --> 00:55:33,492
You have destroyed
his spirit.

1041
00:55:33,571 --> 00:55:36,097
You have taken him
from us.

1042
00:55:36,174 --> 00:55:37,665
All that
I could forgive.

1043
00:55:37,743 --> 00:55:39,041
But, Debbie...

1044
00:55:39,112 --> 00:55:40,512
What?

1045
00:55:41,783 --> 00:55:42,910
Pastels?

1046
00:55:42,985 --> 00:55:45,147
Get out of my house!

1047
00:55:45,221 --> 00:55:47,053
Hit the road!

1048
00:55:47,124 --> 00:55:50,357
And if you ever
show your faces around here again,

1049
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:54,335
I'll have you locked up
for trying to visit.

1050
00:55:54,403 --> 00:55:55,529
Right, Fessie?

1051
00:55:55,605 --> 00:55:56,573
Right!

1052
00:56:06,155 --> 00:56:10,321
Luxor, nexor,
burst, and burn!

1053
00:56:10,395 --> 00:56:12,261
What is she doing?

1054
00:56:12,331 --> 00:56:14,961
Just a curse.
Have a nice day.

1055
00:56:19,776 --> 00:56:21,973
I demand justice!

1056
00:56:22,047 --> 00:56:24,346
Someone has married
my brother.

1057
00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:25,851
No.

1058
00:56:25,919 --> 00:56:27,751
She took him to Hawaii.

1059
00:56:27,822 --> 00:56:30,884
They have moved into
a large, expensive home

1060
00:56:30,961 --> 00:56:32,759
where they make love
constantly.

1061
00:56:32,830 --> 00:56:34,560
I hate
when that happens.

1062
00:56:34,633 --> 00:56:36,568
Arrest her at once
without delay.

1063
00:56:36,636 --> 00:56:38,571
- Who?
- Debbie.

1064
00:56:38,639 --> 00:56:42,703
My brother's wife,
the temptress of Waikiki.

1065
00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:43,974
Who are you?

1066
00:56:44,049 --> 00:56:46,484
What are you?
Who moved the rock?

1067
00:56:46,552 --> 00:56:48,544
Officer,
you must issue a subpoena.

1068
00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:50,591
I believe they own...

1069
00:56:50,658 --> 00:56:51,683
Gomez, no!

1070
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,693
A Buick!

1071
00:56:52,762 --> 00:56:54,788
Just leave.
Leave quietly. Leave now.

1072
00:56:54,865 --> 00:56:58,098
Don't make me call
Ringling Brothers.

1073
00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:01,966
Has the planet gone mad?

1074
00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:05,682
My brother... passion's hostage.

1075
00:57:05,749 --> 00:57:07,377
I seek justice.

1076
00:57:07,452 --> 00:57:09,182
Denied.

1077
00:57:09,254 --> 00:57:14,058
I shall not submit.
I shall conquer. I shall rise.

1078
00:57:14,129 --> 00:57:19,536
My name is Gomez Addams,
and I have seen evil!

1079
00:57:19,604 --> 00:57:21,505
I have seen horror!

1080
00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:26,437
I have seen
the unholy maggots

1081
00:57:26,515 --> 00:57:31,148
which feast in the dark recesses
of the human soul!

1082
00:57:31,223 --> 00:57:32,714
They're at camp.

1083
00:57:32,792 --> 00:57:35,455
I have seen all this,
Officer.

1084
00:57:35,529 --> 00:57:37,395
But until today,

1085
00:57:37,466 --> 00:57:40,868
I had never seen...

1086
00:57:42,674 --> 00:57:43,732
you!

1087
00:57:44,811 --> 00:57:49,341
Hook him, book him,
cook him. Now!

1088
00:57:49,417 --> 00:57:51,250
Next in line.

1089
00:57:51,321 --> 00:57:53,847
Yes, I'd like to renew
my passport, please.

1090
00:57:53,925 --> 00:57:55,985
I'll be leaving the country
very shortly.

1091
00:57:56,061 --> 00:57:57,324
Traveling alone?

1092
00:57:57,397 --> 00:58:00,459
Yes. I'll be a widow.

1093
00:58:05,043 --> 00:58:07,012
# Happy, happy turkey day #

1094
00:58:07,079 --> 00:58:09,241
# Hunger pains will go away #

1095
00:58:09,316 --> 00:58:10,841
# When you hear
the pilgrims say #

1096
00:58:10,919 --> 00:58:12,979
# It's happy turkey day #

1097
00:58:13,055 --> 00:58:14,956
# Happy, happy turkey day #

1098
00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:17,427
# Let's all eat
the Indian way #

1099
00:58:17,496 --> 00:58:19,488
# As Bastille
and Cape Cod day #

1100
00:58:19,566 --> 00:58:22,765
# On happy turkey day ##

1101
00:58:22,838 --> 00:58:27,869
Look at you.
Oh, Amanda, you look perfect!

1102
00:58:27,946 --> 00:58:31,281
You're just the prettiest pilgrim
I've ever seen!

1103
00:58:31,351 --> 00:58:33,912
Gar, come and take
a look at this.

1104
00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:35,479
Here they are!

1105
00:58:35,557 --> 00:58:37,025
They were
by the phone.

1106
00:58:37,093 --> 00:58:38,584
We were calling the FBI.

1107
00:58:38,662 --> 00:58:40,153
Their uncle's in trouble.

1108
00:58:40,232 --> 00:58:42,360
You're late for your fittings.

1109
00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:44,667
I don't want to be
in the pageant.

1110
00:58:44,739 --> 00:58:47,368
You won't help me
realize my vision?

1111
00:58:47,443 --> 00:58:50,005
Your work is puerile
and under-dramatized.

1112
00:58:50,081 --> 00:58:52,880
You lack any sense
of structure, character,

1113
00:58:52,951 --> 00:58:54,783
or the Aristotelian unities.

1114
00:58:54,854 --> 00:58:57,416
Young lady,
I am getting just a tad tired

1115
00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:59,256
of your attitude problem.

1116
00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:01,456
Everyone, campers!

1117
00:59:01,531 --> 00:59:04,195
I have a wonderful idea.

1118
00:59:04,270 --> 00:59:07,435
Wednesday and Pugsley
and young Mr. Glicker here,

1119
00:59:07,508 --> 00:59:10,638
well, they have just
never quite latched on

1120
00:59:10,713 --> 00:59:11,941
to the Chippewa spirit,

1121
00:59:12,015 --> 00:59:14,542
nor have some of their
little comrades.

1122
00:59:14,619 --> 00:59:17,351
Isn't that sad?

1123
00:59:17,424 --> 00:59:18,356
- Yes!
- Yes!

1124
00:59:18,425 --> 00:59:19,893
Don't we just
hate that?

1125
00:59:19,961 --> 00:59:20,894
- Yes!
- Yes!

1126
00:59:20,963 --> 00:59:22,829
Don't we wish
they'd just die?

1127
00:59:22,899 --> 00:59:23,888
- Yes!
- Yes!

1128
00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:25,196
We don't.

1129
00:59:25,269 --> 00:59:28,331
But you know what
we'll do with them?

1130
00:59:28,408 --> 00:59:30,775
We're going to make
an example.

1131
00:59:30,844 --> 00:59:33,508
We are going to show
that anyone,

1132
00:59:33,582 --> 00:59:36,644
no matter how odd
or pale or chubby,

1133
00:59:36,721 --> 00:59:39,783
can still have
a darn good time.

1134
00:59:39,859 --> 00:59:41,885
Whether they
like it or not.

1135
00:59:41,963 --> 00:59:44,728
What are you going to do?

1136
00:59:45,902 --> 00:59:47,996
Yes, indeedy,
just the ticket.

1137
00:59:48,072 --> 00:59:49,233
Bambi.

1138
00:59:49,307 --> 00:59:51,503
Lassie Come Home.

1139
00:59:51,577 --> 00:59:53,547
The Little Mermaid.

1140
00:59:53,614 --> 00:59:54,581
Stop it.

1141
00:59:54,649 --> 00:59:56,743
He's only a child.

1142
00:59:58,521 --> 01:00:01,788
Don't worry.
We're getting out of here.

1143
01:00:01,860 --> 01:00:03,989
But...

1144
01:00:04,064 --> 01:00:05,760
it's Disney.

1145
01:00:05,834 --> 01:00:07,233
Yes.

1146
01:00:10,474 --> 01:00:13,445
# The hillsare alive #

1147
01:00:13,512 --> 01:00:18,145
# With the sound of music #

1148
01:00:18,220 --> 01:00:20,621
# With songs they have sung #

1149
01:00:20,690 --> 01:00:22,488
# For a thousand years... ##

1150
01:00:22,559 --> 01:00:26,828
# And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch #

1151
01:00:26,900 --> 01:00:30,303
# That this group must
somehow form a family #

1152
01:00:30,372 --> 01:00:33,866
# That's the way we all
became the BradyBunch... ##

1153
01:00:33,944 --> 01:00:38,042
# You're always a day #

1154
01:00:38,117 --> 01:00:43,559
# A-way ##

1155
01:00:55,813 --> 01:00:57,007
Well...

1156
01:00:57,081 --> 01:00:59,278
good evening.

1157
01:00:59,351 --> 01:01:01,718
Is there anything
you'd like to say to everyone?

1158
01:01:01,788 --> 01:01:03,017
Yes.

1159
01:01:03,091 --> 01:01:06,153
And just what
might that be?

1160
01:01:09,968 --> 01:01:11,800
I'm not perky.

1161
01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:14,396
That's for damn sure.

1162
01:01:14,476 --> 01:01:16,570
But I want to be.

1163
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,109
You do?

1164
01:01:19,182 --> 01:01:21,014
I want to smile

1165
01:01:21,085 --> 01:01:23,988
and sing and dance

1166
01:01:24,057 --> 01:01:26,526
and be Pocahontas
in Gary's vision.

1167
01:01:26,595 --> 01:01:29,827
Oh, darling,
do you really mean it?

1168
01:01:47,394 --> 01:01:48,554
- [Gasps]
- [Gasps]

1169
01:01:48,629 --> 01:01:50,325
Isn't she pretty?

1170
01:01:50,398 --> 01:01:52,094
She's scaring me!

1171
01:01:52,168 --> 01:01:53,227
Oh, Gar.

1172
01:01:53,303 --> 01:01:54,271
Yeah.

1173
01:01:56,642 --> 01:01:58,838
Aah!

1174
01:01:58,912 --> 01:02:00,312
Stay back!

1175
01:02:00,381 --> 01:02:03,011
He's very sick.

1176
01:02:07,927 --> 01:02:09,691
My baby!

1177
01:02:14,036 --> 01:02:16,335
Lumbar, dison...

1178
01:02:16,406 --> 01:02:18,239
pox and thither,

1179
01:02:18,310 --> 01:02:20,472
curad, brattle,

1180
01:02:20,546 --> 01:02:23,608
bone and brine!

1181
01:02:23,685 --> 01:02:25,620
[Laughing]

1182
01:02:25,688 --> 01:02:28,089
Bone and brine!

1183
01:02:28,158 --> 01:02:30,218
[Coos]

1184
01:02:30,295 --> 01:02:31,853
Well, he's stubborn.

1185
01:02:31,930 --> 01:02:33,923
It works on cats.

1186
01:02:34,001 --> 01:02:36,095
- What are we going to do?
- Is it hopeless?

1187
01:02:38,541 --> 01:02:40,373
Here it is.

1188
01:02:40,444 --> 01:02:43,040
"Chapter 18.
Infant possessions."

1189
01:02:43,115 --> 01:02:44,174
He's possessed?

1190
01:02:44,251 --> 01:02:45,650
"Warning signs...

1191
01:02:45,719 --> 01:02:49,556
"severe alterations
in appearance and personality.

1192
01:02:49,626 --> 01:02:52,357
Such alterations
can become permanent."

1193
01:02:52,429 --> 01:02:55,332
Permanent?
Those golden curls?

1194
01:02:55,401 --> 01:02:56,835
Those rosy cheeks?

1195
01:02:56,903 --> 01:02:57,836
That smile?

1196
01:02:57,905 --> 01:02:59,497
"These terrifying changes

1197
01:02:59,575 --> 01:03:03,980
"are most often the result
of a troubled family life.

1198
01:03:04,048 --> 01:03:05,038
Separations..."

1199
01:03:05,117 --> 01:03:06,175
You mean...

1200
01:03:06,251 --> 01:03:07,241
Fester!

1201
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,811
Bingo! This kid knows

1202
01:03:08,889 --> 01:03:11,917
that something is not
right around here.

1203
01:03:11,994 --> 01:03:14,987
Unless Fester comes back,
we're talking dimples.

1204
01:03:15,066 --> 01:03:16,898
Not in this house.

1205
01:03:16,969 --> 01:03:20,737
He could stay this way
for years. Forever.

1206
01:03:20,808 --> 01:03:23,779
He could become...

1207
01:03:23,846 --> 01:03:24,938
a lawyer...

1208
01:03:25,014 --> 01:03:26,414
I won't listen!

1209
01:03:26,483 --> 01:03:28,315
An orthodontist...

1210
01:03:28,386 --> 01:03:29,752
Mama, stop!

1211
01:03:31,425 --> 01:03:32,654
President.

1212
01:03:32,727 --> 01:03:35,094
[Pubert Laughs]

1213
01:03:35,164 --> 01:03:38,966
Please! I beg you!

1214
01:03:39,036 --> 01:03:40,629
Take me!

1215
01:03:44,901 --> 01:03:47,029
Each summer we take
this occasion

1216
01:03:47,104 --> 01:03:50,166
to celebrate a seminal event
in American history.

1217
01:03:50,242 --> 01:03:52,677
This year, we depict

1218
01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:56,446
perhaps the most important day
in our shared past...

1219
01:03:56,519 --> 01:03:58,351
the first Thanksgiving!

1220
01:03:58,422 --> 01:03:59,913
A day for maize,

1221
01:03:59,991 --> 01:04:02,517
the Native American
word for corn,

1222
01:04:02,595 --> 01:04:04,461
a terrific turkey dinner,

1223
01:04:04,531 --> 01:04:07,525
and brotherhood!

1224
01:04:07,603 --> 01:04:11,564
So, white meat
and dark meat,

1225
01:04:11,642 --> 01:04:14,545
take it away!

1226
01:04:14,614 --> 01:04:16,674
[Piano Plays]

1227
01:04:33,444 --> 01:04:37,542
# Eat us, hey,
it's Thanksgiving day #

1228
01:04:37,617 --> 01:04:40,850
# Eat us,
we make a nice buffet #

1229
01:04:40,922 --> 01:04:44,656
# We lost the race
with Farmer Ed #

1230
01:04:44,729 --> 01:04:47,927
# Eat us 'cause
we're good and dead #

1231
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,468
# White man or red man #

1232
01:04:49,536 --> 01:04:51,529
# From East, North,
or South #

1233
01:04:51,606 --> 01:04:53,164
# Chop off our legs #

1234
01:04:53,242 --> 01:04:55,643
# And put 'em
in your mouth #

1235
01:04:55,712 --> 01:04:57,203
# Eat me #

1236
01:04:57,282 --> 01:04:58,773
# Sauteed or barbecued #

1237
01:04:58,851 --> 01:05:00,615
# Eat me #

1238
01:05:00,687 --> 01:05:02,986
# We once were pets,
but now we're food #

1239
01:05:03,057 --> 01:05:06,586
# We won't stay fresh
for very long #

1240
01:05:06,663 --> 01:05:09,600
# So eat us before
we finish this song #

1241
01:05:09,668 --> 01:05:13,800
# Eat us before
we finish this song ##

1242
01:05:13,874 --> 01:05:15,810
[Sobbing]

1243
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,255
Thank you.

1244
01:05:23,323 --> 01:05:25,792
It was a senseless tragedy.

1245
01:05:31,101 --> 01:05:32,194
Ha ha!

1246
01:05:45,591 --> 01:05:47,253
[Ticking]

1247
01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:55,063
Angel, I'm going out
for just a minute.

1248
01:05:55,139 --> 01:05:57,871
I forgot the champagne.

1249
01:05:57,944 --> 01:06:01,746
Our three-week anniversary!
I'll go.

1250
01:06:01,816 --> 01:06:04,878
No, no.
You're working hard enough.

1251
01:06:04,955 --> 01:06:08,791
I'll just put your present
on the table.

1252
01:06:08,861 --> 01:06:10,854
Don't peek!

1253
01:06:10,932 --> 01:06:14,461
Oh, please, please!

1254
01:06:14,537 --> 01:06:16,403
What is it?

1255
01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:18,135
Is it string?

1256
01:06:18,209 --> 01:06:19,700
You never know.

1257
01:06:19,779 --> 01:06:22,806
Uh...
is it a dog toy?

1258
01:06:22,884 --> 01:06:24,819
Just you wait.

1259
01:06:27,257 --> 01:06:29,089
It's a bomb.

1260
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:30,128
What?

1261
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:33,928
I know.
Wait for my birthday.

1262
01:06:34,001 --> 01:06:35,469
Fester...

1263
01:06:35,537 --> 01:06:37,904
let me look at you.

1264
01:06:37,974 --> 01:06:43,472
I want to remember you
just this way.

1265
01:06:43,550 --> 01:06:45,212
What do you mean?

1266
01:06:45,286 --> 01:06:47,812
Rich. Will you miss me?

1267
01:06:47,889 --> 01:06:50,860
But you'll be right back,
won't you?

1268
01:06:50,928 --> 01:06:52,988
Of course.

1269
01:06:55,134 --> 01:06:56,762
Whoo!

1270
01:06:56,837 --> 01:07:00,970
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

1271
01:07:01,044 --> 01:07:04,675
I am so glad we invited
the Chippewas

1272
01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:07,549
to join us
for this holiday meal.

1273
01:07:07,621 --> 01:07:11,081
Remember, these savages
are our guests.

1274
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,686
We must not be surprised

1275
01:07:13,764 --> 01:07:16,029
at any of their
strange customs.

1276
01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:19,299
After all, they have not
had our advantages,

1277
01:07:19,372 --> 01:07:22,434
such as fine schools,

1278
01:07:22,511 --> 01:07:24,343
libraries full of books,

1279
01:07:24,414 --> 01:07:26,212
shampoo.

1280
01:07:26,283 --> 01:07:27,979
[Audience Chuckles]

1281
01:07:28,053 --> 01:07:31,252
How. I am Pocahontas,
a Chippewa maiden.

1282
01:07:31,324 --> 01:07:32,553
An Indian.

1283
01:07:32,627 --> 01:07:33,788
Enough said.

1284
01:07:33,862 --> 01:07:36,229
And I am Running Bear,

1285
01:07:36,299 --> 01:07:38,097
betrothed to Pocahontas.

1286
01:07:38,169 --> 01:07:40,001
In the play.

1287
01:07:40,072 --> 01:07:42,565
20 grand for summer camp,

1288
01:07:42,643 --> 01:07:43,975
he's Mr. Woo-Woo.

1289
01:07:44,045 --> 01:07:48,177
We have brought a special gift
for this holiday feast.

1290
01:07:53,893 --> 01:07:56,455
I am a turkey. Kill me.

1291
01:07:56,531 --> 01:08:00,299
What a thoughtful gift!

1292
01:08:03,008 --> 01:08:06,035
Why, you are
as civilized as we,

1293
01:08:06,113 --> 01:08:09,711
except we wear shoes
and have last names.

1294
01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:13,018
Welcome to our table,
our new primitive friends.

1295
01:08:13,091 --> 01:08:14,752
Thank you,
Sarah Miller.

1296
01:08:14,827 --> 01:08:17,388
You're the most beautiful person
I've ever seen.

1297
01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:19,991
Your hair is the color
of the sun,

1298
01:08:20,069 --> 01:08:22,095
your skin is like fresh milk,

1299
01:08:22,172 --> 01:08:24,004
and everyone loves you.

1300
01:08:24,075 --> 01:08:26,408
Stop! Sit.

1301
01:08:26,478 --> 01:08:28,106
Wait.

1302
01:08:28,181 --> 01:08:29,114
What?

1303
01:08:29,183 --> 01:08:31,948
We cannot break
bread with you.

1304
01:08:32,021 --> 01:08:34,820
Huh? Becky,
what's going on?

1305
01:08:34,892 --> 01:08:36,155
[Becky]
Wednesday!

1306
01:08:36,227 --> 01:08:37,991
You have taken the land

1307
01:08:38,063 --> 01:08:40,966
which is
rightfully ours.

1308
01:08:41,035 --> 01:08:43,561
Years from now,
my people will be forced

1309
01:08:43,639 --> 01:08:46,303
to live in mobile homes
on reservations.

1310
01:08:46,377 --> 01:08:48,608
Your people
will wear cardigans

1311
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:50,410
and drink highballs.

1312
01:08:50,483 --> 01:08:53,045
We will sell our bracelets
by the roadsides.

1313
01:08:53,121 --> 01:08:54,453
You will play golf

1314
01:08:54,523 --> 01:08:56,458
and enjoy
hot hors d'oeuvres.

1315
01:08:56,526 --> 01:08:59,462
My people will have pain
and degradation.

1316
01:08:59,530 --> 01:09:02,592
Your people
will have stick shifts.

1317
01:09:02,669 --> 01:09:05,071
The gods of my tribe
have spoken.

1318
01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:07,939
They have said,
"Do not trust the pilgrims,

1319
01:09:08,010 --> 01:09:09,876
especially Sarah Miller."

1320
01:09:09,948 --> 01:09:12,315
Gary, she's changing the words.

1321
01:09:12,384 --> 01:09:14,649
And for all these reasons,

1322
01:09:14,721 --> 01:09:17,749
I have decided to scalp you

1323
01:09:17,826 --> 01:09:20,319
and burn your village
to the ground.

1324
01:09:20,397 --> 01:09:22,730
[Yelling Indian War Cry]

1325
01:09:27,442 --> 01:09:29,536
Aah!

1326
01:09:30,647 --> 01:09:31,636
Children! Campers!

1327
01:09:31,715 --> 01:09:33,707
Stop!
You're destroying my text!

1328
01:09:40,562 --> 01:09:42,394
Aah! Aah!

1329
01:09:42,465 --> 01:09:44,901
He's not a team player.

1330
01:09:44,969 --> 01:09:46,061
He needs friends.

1331
01:09:46,138 --> 01:09:49,074
He needs friends like this?

1332
01:09:49,142 --> 01:09:50,440
- Aah!
- Oh!

1333
01:09:58,858 --> 01:10:00,417
- [Gasps]
- [Gasps]

1334
01:10:04,099 --> 01:10:06,125
Aah!

1335
01:10:14,683 --> 01:10:16,982
Uh, I beg your pardon.

1336
01:10:20,124 --> 01:10:22,150
Do something!

1337
01:10:30,407 --> 01:10:32,000
[Muffled Screams]

1338
01:10:49,839 --> 01:10:53,139
[Muffled Screams]

1339
01:10:58,652 --> 01:11:00,644
[Muffled Screams]

1340
01:11:10,872 --> 01:11:12,898
# Macho, macho man #

1341
01:11:12,975 --> 01:11:14,807
# Feel my muscles #

1342
01:11:14,878 --> 01:11:17,872
# I've got to be a macho man #

1343
01:11:17,949 --> 01:11:21,580
# Mucho, mucho, macho, macho #

1344
01:11:21,655 --> 01:11:23,521
# I got to be a macho #

1345
01:11:23,591 --> 01:11:25,890
# Hey, hey, hey, hey #

1346
01:11:25,961 --> 01:11:29,091
Hey! Wait!
What time is it, Jorge?

1347
01:11:29,167 --> 01:11:30,601
Ah, 6:25.

1348
01:11:30,669 --> 01:11:32,661
Oops. Got to go.

1349
01:11:32,739 --> 01:11:34,766
- No!
- Wait!

1350
01:11:34,843 --> 01:11:37,506
Wait here.
It's my anniversary.

1351
01:11:37,580 --> 01:11:38,878
I'll be right back.

1352
01:11:38,949 --> 01:11:41,248
Your husband
is a very lucky man.

1353
01:11:41,319 --> 01:11:43,482
Don't say that!

1354
01:11:43,557 --> 01:11:45,116
# Hey, hey, hey #

1355
01:11:45,193 --> 01:11:48,790
# Hey, macho, macho man #

1356
01:11:48,865 --> 01:11:52,030
# I got to be a macho man ##

1357
01:11:52,104 --> 01:11:54,335
[Ticking]

1358
01:11:56,176 --> 01:11:58,008
Cheers.

1359
01:11:58,079 --> 01:12:00,014
Oh, no, no.

1360
01:12:13,937 --> 01:12:16,840
But, Officer...

1361
01:12:16,909 --> 01:12:20,039
my husband
was in that house.

1362
01:12:24,387 --> 01:12:26,516
[Laughing]

1363
01:12:38,075 --> 01:12:42,139
Happy anniversary, Debbie.

1364
01:13:21,310 --> 01:13:23,712
Help. Help.

1365
01:13:35,433 --> 01:13:38,996
Sweetheart!
Did you get the champagne?

1366
01:13:39,072 --> 01:13:40,232
Freeze!

1367
01:13:42,544 --> 01:13:44,206
Pookie?

1368
01:13:44,281 --> 01:13:47,183
I tried to make it
look like an accident.

1369
01:13:47,252 --> 01:13:49,414
I tried to give you some dignity,
but, oh, no, not you.

1370
01:13:49,489 --> 01:13:51,651
What are you saying?

1371
01:13:51,725 --> 01:13:55,094
I want you dead,
and I want your money.

1372
01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:57,828
But...But...
don't you love me?

1373
01:14:01,841 --> 01:14:03,673
Is that a no?

1374
01:14:03,744 --> 01:14:06,510
Oh, do I love you.
Look at yourself!

1375
01:14:06,582 --> 01:14:09,143
You're a nightmare.
You're the missing link.

1376
01:14:09,219 --> 01:14:11,689
You shouldn't be married.
You should be studied.

1377
01:14:11,757 --> 01:14:14,283
You're a big,
dumb, weird thing.

1378
01:14:14,361 --> 01:14:17,594
No woman in her right mind
could love you.

1379
01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:18,656
Yeow!

1380
01:14:18,735 --> 01:14:20,670
Thing!

1381
01:14:31,788 --> 01:14:35,351
I'll get you!
And your little hand, too!

1382
01:14:39,534 --> 01:14:41,526
Aah!

1383
01:15:09,581 --> 01:15:10,879
Come on.

1384
01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:14,012
No. I have to go back.
For the others.

1385
01:15:14,089 --> 01:15:15,250
You're very brave.

1386
01:15:15,324 --> 01:15:18,453
And to watch the place burn.
You go.

1387
01:15:18,530 --> 01:15:20,122
Save your uncle.

1388
01:15:20,198 --> 01:15:22,395
I may never
see you again.

1389
01:15:22,469 --> 01:15:23,595
I know.

1390
01:15:23,670 --> 01:15:25,503
There are forces
tearing us apart...

1391
01:15:25,574 --> 01:15:29,012
Gary, Debbie,
seventh grade.

1392
01:15:31,883 --> 01:15:33,408
I'll never forget you.

1393
01:15:33,486 --> 01:15:34,681
You won't?

1394
01:15:34,755 --> 01:15:36,656
You're too weird.

1395
01:15:36,724 --> 01:15:39,718
We'll always have today
and Chippewa.

1396
01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,162
And this.

1397
01:15:43,402 --> 01:15:45,371
What is it?

1398
01:15:45,438 --> 01:15:46,929
Amanda's retainer.

1399
01:15:48,276 --> 01:15:49,504
Cara mia.

1400
01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:51,275
Mon cher.

1401
01:15:58,559 --> 01:15:59,925
[Honking]

1402
01:15:59,995 --> 01:16:01,121
Come on!

1403
01:16:18,257 --> 01:16:19,589
Move it!

1404
01:16:22,297 --> 01:16:23,594
Move out of the way!

1405
01:16:30,242 --> 01:16:32,302
"We looked,

1406
01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:36,148
"then we saw him
step in on the mat.

1407
01:16:36,219 --> 01:16:39,520
"We looked,
and we saw him...

1408
01:16:39,591 --> 01:16:42,857
the cat in the hat."

1409
01:16:42,929 --> 01:16:45,058
Are you enjoying this?

1410
01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:49,304
To think...

1411
01:16:49,372 --> 01:16:51,204
a child of mine.

1412
01:16:53,011 --> 01:16:55,106
"I know it is wet,

1413
01:16:55,182 --> 01:16:57,845
"and the sun is not sunny,

1414
01:16:57,919 --> 01:17:01,220
"but we can have
lots of good fun,

1415
01:17:01,291 --> 01:17:02,816
that is funny."

1416
01:17:09,972 --> 01:17:12,374
Oh, no.

1417
01:17:12,443 --> 01:17:14,241
He lives.

1418
01:17:14,312 --> 01:17:16,907
Come on! It's Gomez!

1419
01:17:18,118 --> 01:17:21,419
# Swing low #

1420
01:17:21,490 --> 01:17:24,893
# Sweet chariot #

1421
01:17:24,962 --> 01:17:30,460
# Coming for
to carry me home #

1422
01:17:30,537 --> 01:17:33,099
# Swing low ##

1423
01:17:33,175 --> 01:17:35,804
My baby is ill,

1424
01:17:35,879 --> 01:17:38,041
and my husband
is dying.

1425
01:17:39,351 --> 01:17:42,481
Oh, mama,
what shall I do?

1426
01:17:42,556 --> 01:17:45,391
Well, you have
a black dress.

1427
01:17:56,845 --> 01:17:57,835
Gomez!

1428
01:17:57,914 --> 01:17:59,143
- Fester!
- Fester!

1429
01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:01,048
Fester? Where is Fester?

1430
01:18:01,119 --> 01:18:02,610
He's right here,
mon cher.

1431
01:18:02,689 --> 01:18:05,922
It's me, Gomez.

1432
01:18:05,994 --> 01:18:08,964
I've tried to be
someone I'm not.

1433
01:18:09,031 --> 01:18:11,126
I live in shame...

1434
01:18:11,202 --> 01:18:12,932
and the suburbs!

1435
01:18:13,005 --> 01:18:15,031
But you belong to Debbie.

1436
01:18:15,108 --> 01:18:17,772
You're Debbie's love toy.

1437
01:18:17,846 --> 01:18:22,547
You are Mr. Debbie!

1438
01:18:22,619 --> 01:18:24,520
I am an Addams!

1439
01:18:24,590 --> 01:18:26,286
Fester!

1440
01:18:30,032 --> 01:18:31,466
Uncle Fester!

1441
01:18:31,534 --> 01:18:33,230
Children!

1442
01:18:36,776 --> 01:18:38,540
You sent us to camp.

1443
01:18:40,013 --> 01:18:41,413
They made us sing.

1444
01:18:48,928 --> 01:18:50,863
My own dear family.

1445
01:18:54,737 --> 01:18:57,172
How I've missed you all.

1446
01:18:57,241 --> 01:19:01,874
Our whole family...
together at last.

1447
01:19:01,948 --> 01:19:03,917
Three generations...

1448
01:19:03,985 --> 01:19:05,647
above ground.

1449
01:19:05,721 --> 01:19:07,030
In-laws!

1450
01:19:13,907 --> 01:19:16,275
I don't want
to hurt anybody.

1451
01:19:16,345 --> 01:19:18,814
I don't enjoy
hurting anybody.

1452
01:19:18,882 --> 01:19:23,082
I don't like guns or bombs
or electric chairs,

1453
01:19:23,156 --> 01:19:25,387
but sometimes
people just won't listen,

1454
01:19:25,459 --> 01:19:28,224
and so I have to use
persuasion...

1455
01:19:28,298 --> 01:19:30,062
and slides.

1456
01:19:30,134 --> 01:19:32,968
My parents...
Sharon and Dave.

1457
01:19:33,038 --> 01:19:34,631
Generous, doting...

1458
01:19:34,707 --> 01:19:36,505
or were they?

1459
01:19:36,576 --> 01:19:41,016
All I ever wanted
was a ballerina Barbie

1460
01:19:41,084 --> 01:19:43,178
in her pretty pink tutu.

1461
01:19:43,254 --> 01:19:44,654
My birthday.

1462
01:19:44,723 --> 01:19:46,123
I was 10,

1463
01:19:46,192 --> 01:19:49,095
and do you know
what they got me?

1464
01:19:49,164 --> 01:19:52,533
Malibu Barbie.

1465
01:19:52,602 --> 01:19:54,298
Malibu Barbie.

1466
01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:55,498
The nightmare.

1467
01:19:55,573 --> 01:19:56,734
The nerve.

1468
01:19:56,809 --> 01:19:59,176
That's not
what I wanted.

1469
01:19:59,245 --> 01:20:01,272
That's not who I was.

1470
01:20:01,350 --> 01:20:03,819
I was a ballerina...

1471
01:20:03,886 --> 01:20:07,153
graceful, delicate.

1472
01:20:07,225 --> 01:20:09,023
They had to go.

1473
01:20:25,019 --> 01:20:28,218
My first husband,
the heart surgeon.

1474
01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:31,262
All day long,
coronaries, transplants.

1475
01:20:31,330 --> 01:20:32,958
What about your needs?

1476
01:20:33,032 --> 01:20:35,628
"Sorry about dinner, Deb.

1477
01:20:35,704 --> 01:20:37,400
The pope has a cold."

1478
01:20:39,610 --> 01:20:40,942
An axe.

1479
01:20:41,012 --> 01:20:43,311
That takes me back.

1480
01:21:00,576 --> 01:21:03,172
Husband number two...
the senator.

1481
01:21:03,247 --> 01:21:06,149
He loved his state.
He loved his country.

1482
01:21:06,218 --> 01:21:08,211
What about Debbie?

1483
01:21:08,289 --> 01:21:11,487
"Sorry, Debbie.
No Mercedes this year.

1484
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:13,723
We have to set an example."

1485
01:21:13,797 --> 01:21:17,326
Oh, yeah? Set this!

1486
01:21:34,230 --> 01:21:36,028
My latest husband.

1487
01:21:36,099 --> 01:21:39,628
My late husband Fester.

1488
01:21:39,705 --> 01:21:41,173
The fool.

1489
01:21:41,241 --> 01:21:43,142
The corpse.

1490
01:21:43,210 --> 01:21:45,941
And his adorable family.

1491
01:21:46,014 --> 01:21:49,383
You took me in.
You accepted me.

1492
01:21:49,453 --> 01:21:52,947
But did any of you love me?

1493
01:21:53,026 --> 01:21:54,357
Really love me?

1494
01:21:54,427 --> 01:21:56,225
Hands.

1495
01:22:11,021 --> 01:22:12,853
So I...I killed.

1496
01:22:12,924 --> 01:22:14,722
So I maimed.

1497
01:22:14,793 --> 01:22:20,029
So I destroyed one
innocent life after another.

1498
01:22:20,101 --> 01:22:23,595
Aren't I a human being?

1499
01:22:23,674 --> 01:22:29,378
Don't I yearn and...
ache and shop?

1500
01:22:30,585 --> 01:22:35,855
Don't I deserve love...

1501
01:22:37,362 --> 01:22:39,331
and jewelry?

1502
01:23:03,036 --> 01:23:04,664
Adieu, mon cher.

1503
01:23:04,739 --> 01:23:06,537
Adios, cara mia.

1504
01:23:06,608 --> 01:23:10,513
Debbie, let them go.
Take me and my money.

1505
01:23:10,582 --> 01:23:12,710
For what I've done,
I deserve to die.

1506
01:23:12,785 --> 01:23:14,515
Sorry.

1507
01:23:14,588 --> 01:23:15,920
[Whistling]

1508
01:23:37,490 --> 01:23:39,652
Goodbye, everybody.

1509
01:23:39,727 --> 01:23:41,093
Wish me luck.

1510
01:23:41,163 --> 01:23:42,654
- Good luck.
- Good luck.

1511
01:24:39,255 --> 01:24:42,249
A birthday party!
What a treat!

1512
01:24:42,326 --> 01:24:45,764
And to think I might
have missed all this.

1513
01:24:45,832 --> 01:24:47,801
What was I thinking of?

1514
01:24:47,868 --> 01:24:49,496
Physical pleasure.

1515
01:24:49,571 --> 01:24:50,766
Oh...

1516
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:53,810
Uncle Fester,
do you miss Debbie?

1517
01:24:53,878 --> 01:24:57,941
Well, sometimes,
late at night.

1518
01:24:58,018 --> 01:25:00,989
I remember
how she'd turn to me

1519
01:25:01,056 --> 01:25:04,892
and say "Jesus, Fester,
go back to your room."

1520
01:25:07,432 --> 01:25:09,732
Yoo-hoo!

1521
01:25:12,106 --> 01:25:13,540
Are we late?

1522
01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:15,009
[Chattering]

1523
01:25:15,078 --> 01:25:17,981
Not at all.
We're just getting started.

1524
01:25:18,050 --> 01:25:20,986
I hope no one minds.
We brought along a guest.

1525
01:25:21,054 --> 01:25:25,050
This is our new nanny...
Dementia.

1526
01:25:27,831 --> 01:25:29,459
Oh...

1527
01:25:29,534 --> 01:25:31,298
Dementia.

1528
01:25:31,370 --> 01:25:33,636
What a beautiful name.

1529
01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:35,700
It means insanity.

1530
01:25:36,745 --> 01:25:41,583
My name's Fester.
It means to rot.

1531
01:25:41,653 --> 01:25:44,021
A toast.

1532
01:25:44,091 --> 01:25:47,152
To the glorious
mysteries of life.

1533
01:25:47,228 --> 01:25:50,997
To all that binds
a family as one.

1534
01:25:51,068 --> 01:25:54,562
To mirth, to merriment,
to manslaughter.

1535
01:25:54,641 --> 01:25:56,473
- Hear, hear.
- [Chattering]

1536
01:25:56,543 --> 01:25:58,011
To dear friends.

1537
01:25:58,079 --> 01:25:59,547
[Chattering]

1538
01:25:59,615 --> 01:26:01,709
[Chattering]

1539
01:26:01,785 --> 01:26:04,779
To new friends.

1540
01:26:05,925 --> 01:26:08,054
To youth.

1541
01:26:08,129 --> 01:26:10,064
How do I look?

1542
01:26:10,132 --> 01:26:11,623
Disturbing.

1543
01:26:11,701 --> 01:26:13,795
To passion.

1544
01:26:13,871 --> 01:26:15,305
To paradise.

1545
01:26:15,373 --> 01:26:16,932
To pain.

1546
01:26:17,009 --> 01:26:19,342
Tonight.

1547
01:26:21,215 --> 01:26:25,314
Ha ha! Make way
for the birthday boy!

1548
01:26:28,761 --> 01:26:30,662
Thing, will you
do the honors?

1549
01:26:36,506 --> 01:26:39,341
[Playing "Happy Birthday"]

1550
01:26:42,850 --> 01:26:46,253
Your family
is really interesting.

1551
01:26:46,322 --> 01:26:49,623
Your parents are so
involved with each other.

1552
01:26:52,465 --> 01:26:55,766
Wednesday, do you think,
like, maybe someday

1553
01:26:55,837 --> 01:26:59,570
you might want to get
married and have kids?

1554
01:26:59,643 --> 01:27:00,575
No.

1555
01:27:02,014 --> 01:27:04,879
But what if you met
just the right man

1556
01:27:04,879 --> 1:27:08,818
who worshipped and adored you,
who'd do anything for you,

1558
01:27:08,892 --> 01:27:11,185
who'd be
your devoted slave?

1559
01:27:11,261 --> 01:27:12,752
What would you do?

1560
01:27:14,133 --> 01:27:15,465
I'd pity him.

1561
01:27:24,582 --> 01:27:27,051
Poor Debbie.
She was sick.

1562
01:27:27,119 --> 01:27:29,248
She wasn't sick.

1563
01:27:29,323 --> 01:27:30,757
She was sloppy.

1564
01:27:30,826 --> 01:27:33,125
What do you mean?

1565
01:27:33,196 --> 01:27:38,466
If I wanted to kill my husband,
I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught.

1566
01:27:38,538 --> 01:27:39,767
How?

1567
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:42,605
I'd scare him to death.

1568
01:27:43,646 --> 01:27:46,344
No, you wouldn't.

1569
01:27:46,417 --> 01:27:48,852
We're all very sorry, Debbie.

1570
01:27:48,921 --> 01:27:51,892
We wish you only the best.

1571
01:27:53,395 --> 01:27:58,563
Aah! Aah!

1572
01:27:58,636 --> 01:28:00,161
Aah!

1573
01:28:05,904 --> 01:28:08,100
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1574
01:28:08,174 --> 01:28:09,506
# There it is #

1575
01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:11,875
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1576
01:28:11,946 --> 01:28:12,971
# Come on, come on #

1577
01:28:13,048 --> 01:28:15,381
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1578
01:28:15,453 --> 01:28:16,750
# There it is #

1579
01:28:16,821 --> 01:28:18,848
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1580
01:28:18,925 --> 01:28:20,483
# Yeah, yo, dig it #

1581
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:22,496
# Back again,
the Addams Family #

1582
01:28:22,564 --> 01:28:24,055
# New baby in the house
makes three #

1583
01:28:24,133 --> 01:28:25,795
# Wednesday, Pugsley,
Lurch, you ring it #

1584
01:28:25,869 --> 01:28:27,633
# Fester, Grandmama,
and Thing #

1585
01:28:27,705 --> 01:28:29,537
# Wait, can't forget
cousin Itt #

1586
01:28:29,608 --> 01:28:31,236
# Tag team raps
another party hit #

1587
01:28:31,311 --> 01:28:33,007
# It's the Addams Family
movie thing #

1588
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,844
# Gomez, Morticia,
come on, sing #

1589
01:28:34,917 --> 01:28:37,045
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1590
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:38,645
# There it is #

1591
01:28:38,722 --> 01:28:41,089
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1592
01:28:41,159 --> 01:28:42,184
# Come on, come on #

1593
01:28:42,261 --> 01:28:44,560
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1594
01:28:44,631 --> 01:28:45,929
# There it is #

1595
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:48,493
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1596
01:28:48,571 --> 01:28:51,166
# Let me tell you,
it's the A-D-D-A-M-S #

1597
01:28:51,242 --> 01:28:52,938
# The Addams Family,
y'all, yes, yes #

1598
01:28:53,011 --> 01:28:54,912
# They're creepy, kooky,
mysterious, spooky #

1599
01:28:54,981 --> 01:28:56,609
# As loony as can be
when you see the movie #

1600
01:28:56,684 --> 01:28:58,711
# It goes on and on,
the madness won't stop #

1601
01:28:58,788 --> 01:29:00,222
# Tick to the tock
around the clock #

1602
01:29:00,290 --> 01:29:02,122
# Tag team kicks the floor,
really, though #

1603
01:29:02,193 --> 01:29:03,957
# With the Addams Family,
so here we go #

1604
01:29:04,029 --> 01:29:06,260
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1605
01:29:06,333 --> 01:29:07,528
# There it is #

1606
01:29:07,601 --> 01:29:09,536
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1607
01:29:09,604 --> 01:29:11,402
# Hey, there it is #

1608
01:29:11,474 --> 01:29:13,466
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1609
01:29:13,544 --> 01:29:14,773
# There it is #

1610
01:29:14,846 --> 01:29:17,179
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1611
01:29:17,249 --> 01:29:18,717
# Come on, come on,
come on, come on #

1612
01:29:18,785 --> 01:29:20,481
# Whoomp! Family #

1613
01:29:20,555 --> 01:29:22,114
# Whoomp! Family, whoa #

1614
01:29:22,191 --> 01:29:23,887
# Whoomp! Family, whoa #

1615
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:25,758
# The Addams Family #

1616
01:29:25,830 --> 01:29:27,355
# Whoomp! Family, whoa #

1617
01:29:27,432 --> 01:29:29,698
# Whoomp! Family, whoa #

1618
01:29:29,770 --> 01:29:31,363
# Whoomp! Family, whoa #

1619
01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:33,340
# The Addams Family #

1620
01:29:33,409 --> 01:29:35,002
# Something's strange,
something's funny #

1621
01:29:35,078 --> 01:29:37,047
# Nanny's got a plot
to get the family money #

1622
01:29:37,115 --> 01:29:38,606
# Makes Fester
fall for her #

1623
01:29:38,684 --> 01:29:40,482
# Thing gets wise,
spreads the word #

1624
01:29:40,553 --> 01:29:42,044
# The family
comes to Fester's aid #

1625
01:29:42,123 --> 01:29:44,092
# The plot is foiled,
no one gets paid #

1626
01:29:44,159 --> 01:29:46,094
# It's the Addams Family
runnin' things #

1627
01:29:46,162 --> 01:29:47,892
# Get back
while tag team swings #

1628
01:29:47,965 --> 01:29:50,093
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1629
01:29:50,169 --> 01:29:51,329
# There it is #

1630
01:29:51,404 --> 01:29:53,738
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1631
01:29:53,808 --> 01:29:55,241
# Yeah, come on, come on #

1632
01:29:55,310 --> 01:29:57,142
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1633
01:29:57,213 --> 01:29:58,680
# There it is #

1634
01:29:58,748 --> 01:30:01,218
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1635
01:30:01,286 --> 01:30:02,481
# Yeah, give it to me #

1636
01:30:02,555 --> 01:30:04,285
# It's a family thing,
and it won't quit #

1637
01:30:04,358 --> 01:30:05,792
# They keep it together,
y'all, and that's it #

1638
01:30:05,860 --> 01:30:07,852
# They're not ordinary,
just strange #

1639
01:30:07,930 --> 01:30:09,455
# Some say loco,
insane to the brain #

1640
01:30:09,533 --> 01:30:10,933
# But you know
that you love 'em #

1641
01:30:11,002 --> 01:30:11,991
# In a class
by theirselves #

1642
01:30:12,070 --> 01:30:13,231
# None below,
none above 'em #

1643
01:30:13,305 --> 01:30:15,069
# It ain't nothing
to be ashamed of#

1644
01:30:15,141 --> 01:30:16,871
# So give love to the folks
who go by the name of#

1645
01:30:16,944 --> 01:30:19,209
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1646
01:30:19,281 --> 01:30:20,476
# There it is #

1647
01:30:20,550 --> 01:30:23,043
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1648
01:30:23,121 --> 01:30:24,088
# Yeah #

1649
01:30:24,155 --> 01:30:26,489
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1650
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:27,959
# There it is #

1651
01:30:28,028 --> 01:30:29,964
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1652
01:30:30,032 --> 01:30:31,591
# Ooh-ee #

1653
01:30:31,668 --> 01:30:33,158
# The Addams Family Theme,
I'm gonna kick it #

1654
01:30:33,237 --> 01:30:35,172
# Step to the mic
like Cube and get with it #

1655
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:36,833
# Props to the number one
family of horror #

1656
01:30:36,909 --> 01:30:38,775
# This song's for the movie
and the dance floor #

1657
01:30:38,846 --> 01:30:40,371
# Tag team
always delivers the funk #

1658
01:30:40,448 --> 01:30:42,349
# From the old school,
with the bump for the trunk #

1659
01:30:42,418 --> 01:30:44,250
# And it umps,
with big bass on the low #

1660
01:30:44,321 --> 01:30:45,448
# Like my homey all said #

1661
01:30:45,523 --> 01:30:46,581
# You don't hear me, though #

1662
01:30:46,657 --> 01:30:48,353
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1663
01:30:48,427 --> 01:30:49,725
# There it is #

1664
01:30:49,796 --> 01:30:51,890
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1665
01:30:51,966 --> 01:30:53,264
# Yeah, give it to me #

1666
01:30:53,335 --> 01:30:55,635
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1667
01:30:55,706 --> 01:30:57,003
# There it is #

1668
01:30:57,074 --> 01:30:59,169
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1669
01:30:59,245 --> 01:31:00,576
# Yeah #

1670
01:31:00,646 --> 01:31:02,946
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1671
01:31:03,017 --> 01:31:04,246
# There it is #

1672
01:31:04,319 --> 01:31:06,345
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family ##

1673
01:31:15,970 --> 01:31:17,529
# Express yourself#

1674
01:31:17,606 --> 01:31:19,336
# Express yourself#

1675
01:31:19,409 --> 01:31:21,401
# Ooh #

1676
01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:22,879
# Express yourself#

1677
01:31:22,948 --> 01:31:25,009
# Express yourself#

1678
01:31:25,085 --> 01:31:27,054
# Express yourself#

1679
01:31:27,122 --> 01:31:31,926
# You don't ever need
help from nobody else #

1680
01:31:31,996 --> 01:31:35,832
# All you've got to do
now, yeah #

1681
01:31:35,902 --> 01:31:37,530
# Come on #

1682
01:31:37,605 --> 01:31:38,937
# Express yourself,
come on #

1683
01:31:39,007 --> 01:31:40,133
# Express yourself,
come on #

1684
01:31:40,209 --> 01:31:41,336
# Let it out
of its creepy shell #

1685
01:31:41,411 --> 01:31:42,572
# Because
you know you could #

1686
01:31:42,646 --> 01:31:43,978
# Express yourself,
come on #

1687
01:31:44,049 --> 01:31:45,414
# Express yourself,
come on #

1688
01:31:45,483 --> 01:31:46,746
# Come on, people
Come on, people #

1689
01:31:46,819 --> 01:31:49,153
# 'Cause you know
it's good, yeah #

1690
01:31:49,224 --> 01:31:51,489
# Express yourself##

1691
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:53,188
# Breaking hearts #

1692
01:31:53,263 --> 01:31:54,492
#Just ain't my day #

1693
01:31:54,565 --> 01:31:56,830
# It ain't my day #

1694
01:31:56,902 --> 01:31:58,928
# All I want to do #

1695
01:31:59,005 --> 01:32:00,940
# Is love you #

1696
01:32:01,008 --> 01:32:02,169
# Well #

1697
01:32:02,244 --> 01:32:04,440
# Sugar, I won't fill ya #

1698
01:32:04,514 --> 01:32:07,450
# With regret, my love #

1699
01:32:07,518 --> 01:32:10,284
# Yo, what you're lookin' for #

1700
01:32:10,357 --> 01:32:11,825
# Is real lovin' #

1701
01:32:11,892 --> 01:32:13,224
# Real lovin' #

1702
01:32:13,295 --> 01:32:15,264
# No matter what you see #

1703
01:32:15,331 --> 01:32:17,266
# Is what you get #

1704
01:32:17,334 --> 01:32:19,462
# Ahh, baby #

1705
01:32:19,537 --> 01:32:20,971
# What you see #

1706
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:22,906
# Yeah, is what you get #

1707
01:32:22,976 --> 01:32:24,672
# Is what you get #

1708
01:32:24,746 --> 01:32:25,839
# What you see #

1709
01:32:25,914 --> 01:32:27,075
# What you see #

1710
01:32:27,150 --> 01:32:28,481
# Is what you get #

1711
01:32:28,551 --> 01:32:29,576
# Is what you get #

1712
01:32:29,654 --> 01:32:32,386
# I said what you see #

1713
01:32:32,458 --> 01:32:34,222
# Is what you get, now, baby #

1714
01:32:34,295 --> 01:32:35,387
# Is what you get #

1715
01:32:35,462 --> 01:32:36,487
# And real #

1716
01:32:36,564 --> 01:32:37,793
# And the real thing #

1717
01:32:37,867 --> 01:32:39,335
# Is the best thing yet #

1718
01:32:39,403 --> 01:32:40,701
# The best thing yet #

1719
01:32:40,772 --> 01:32:42,137
# Oh #

1720
01:32:42,206 --> 01:32:44,142
# Oh, what you see #

1721
01:32:46,580 --> 01:32:48,014
# Yes, why #

1722
01:32:48,083 --> 01:32:49,381
# Is what you get #

1723
01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:52,548
# Oh, oh #

1724
01:32:52,623 --> 01:32:55,025
# You're so good #

1725
01:32:55,094 --> 01:32:57,529
# I can't stand myself#

1726
01:32:57,597 --> 01:32:59,259
# Ah, ah, ah #

1727
01:32:59,334 --> 01:33:00,802
# Is what you get #

1728
01:33:00,869 --> 01:33:02,030
# Ooh, baby #

1729
01:33:04,041 --> 01:33:05,031
# What you see #

1730
01:33:05,110 --> 01:33:06,236
# What you see #

1731
01:33:06,311 --> 01:33:07,745
# Is what you get #

1732
01:33:07,814 --> 01:33:09,510
# Is what you get #

1733
01:33:09,583 --> 01:33:10,516
# What you see #

1734
01:33:10,585 --> 01:33:11,746
# What you see #

1735
01:33:11,821 --> 01:33:13,220
# Is what you get #

1736
01:33:13,289 --> 01:33:14,222
# Is what you get #

1737
01:33:14,291 --> 01:33:17,490
# I said what you see #

1738
01:33:17,563 --> 01:33:18,997
# Is what you get, now, baby #

1739
01:33:19,065 --> 01:33:20,499
# Is what you get #

1740
01:33:20,568 --> 01:33:22,001
# And real #

1741
01:33:22,070 --> 01:33:24,005
# Is the best thing yet #

1742
01:33:24,073 --> 01:33:25,267
# The best thing yet #

1743
01:33:25,341 --> 01:33:26,673
# Are you ready for me? #

1744
01:33:28,079 --> 01:33:29,570
# Whoo! ##

1745
01:33:33,588 --> 01:33:36,457
# Do it, do it any way
you wanna do it #

1746
01:33:36,526 --> 01:33:37,458
# Do it any way you wanna #

1747
01:33:37,528 --> 01:33:38,552
# I saw you #

1748
01:33:38,629 --> 01:33:40,325
# Do it any way
you wanna do it #

1749
01:33:40,399 --> 01:33:41,867
# Do it any way you wanna #

1750
01:33:41,934 --> 01:33:44,028
# I saw you, baby #

1751
01:33:44,104 --> 01:33:45,037
# Do it #

1752
01:33:45,106 --> 01:33:46,540
# Do it any way you wanna #

1753
01:33:46,609 --> 01:33:48,271
# Do it #

1754
01:33:48,345 --> 01:33:49,643
# Do it #

1755
01:33:49,714 --> 01:33:51,546
# Do it any way
you wanna, wanna, wanna ##

1756
01:33:51,617 --> 01:33:53,552
# Whoomp! Addams Family #

1757
01:33:53,620 --> 01:33:55,384
# There it is #

1758
01:33:55,456 --> 01:33:58,051
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family #

1759
01:33:59,228 --> 01:34:02,097
# Whoomp!
The Addams Family ##