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[foot steps running]

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[Girl narrating]
Technically, what happened wasn't my fault.

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I'm a minor.

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I'm not responsible
for my actions... technically.

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[alarm sounding]

6
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- Where are you going?
- Running away. What does it look like?

7
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- We gotta stick with the plan.
- No!

8
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But these things should be taken
on a case-by-case basis.

9
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In our case, I've always
been the responsible party.

10
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- We gotta get out of here.
- Stick with the plan.

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Oh, God.

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[Girl narrating]
Someone had to look out for him.

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[Girl]
Welcome to McDonald's.

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Can I have a Number 1?
[punching button]

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Actually, can I have
a five-piece chicken?

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Um, but instead of the Coke

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I want a McFlurry
with extra Oreos,

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and make sure
they stir it in.

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And then a Number 1 with mustard, ketchup...
[punching buttons]

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pickles and lettuce only.

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[Girl narrating]
When my father went away,
I lived alone in our house.

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Which was not exactly normal,
but at least I had a routine.

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Before, when he was home,
I could never exactly get comfortable

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because it always felt like
something was about to happen.

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- [chuckling]
- What?

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Oh, yeah,
it was so weird,

27
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I don't know whether
I dreamt it, you know,

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or heard it on the news.

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Naked Chinese men
washing ashore by the dozens

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up and down
Southern California beaches

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at sunrise.

32
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Boat people, you know?

33
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The boat stops outside
the maritime limit,

34
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they put their clothes
in plastic bags,

35
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and they swim ashore.

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Naked Chinese guys.

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Fuckin' amazing.

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[Girl narrating]
Naked Chinese guys?

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Jesus Christ.

40
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Don't people go to hospitals
to get better?

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[men chattering]

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[jack hammer rattling]

43
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It would've been easier
if we'd just sold the house,

44
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because the way
the market was,

45
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we would've cleaned up.

46
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But Charlie grew up
in our house;

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he refused to leave.

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Even though we were
barely getting by.

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Before I was born, he had
already lived several lives

50
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and managed to avoid
fatherhood for a lot of years.

51
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I'm pretty sure my arrival
took him by surprise.

52
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Once, when things went south
for Charlie in Saint Louis,

53
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he had to pawn that bass.

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He said that everything
really started to go wrong after that.

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And they didn't start going right again
until he found it two years later

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in a pawn shop in Atlanta.

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He said things were
all right after that,

58
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all evidence to the contrary.

59
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[Charlie speaking
foreign language]

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[recorded female voice
speaking foreign language]

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[Charlie repeating phrase]

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Oh, shit!

63
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[speaking foreign language]

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What's going on?

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Great things.

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[Girl narrating]
So, it was time to get back

67
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on that ol' bipolar
pony and ride.

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Naked Chinese guys.
Hee hee hee!

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[record static]

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## [jazz]

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[Girl narrating]
Pepper and Charlie spent
years together on the road

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with a five-piece jazz combo.

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Once, after a club date
on the Kentucky side of Cincinnati,

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Pepper ate so many pancakes
at a Denny's that the busboys

75
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had to unbolt the table
to get him out of the booth.

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Hey-hey,
lookin' good, man.

77
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Lost some weight.

78
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It's the chemo.

79
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Oh.

80
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Hey, might as well
put that away.

81
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I'm not playing anymore.

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Some other time.

83
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I'm not doing that,
either.

84
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Oh, it's a whole new
Charlie.

85
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- Hello, Miranda.
- Hey, Pepper.

86
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How are you, sweetie?

87
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What the hell is that?

88
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[snickers]
It's my uniform.

89
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You got a job?

90
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Aren't you supposed
to be in school?

91
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No, wait. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

92
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Is this Christmastime?

93
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It's March.

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Oh.

95
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Well, then, why aren't
you in school?

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I had to give
school up, Charlie.

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I had to make money,
you know,

98
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while you were gone
for two years.

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Huh.

100
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I'll be back around 1 0.

101
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You working at night?

102
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Yeah.
I gotta go.

103
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Wait, wait,
you working at night?

104
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I mean, that's not good.
It's not a safe place. I don't like that.

105
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It's not the old McDonald's
on Alameda.

106
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It's a new one
on Crest Parkway.

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Crest Parkway.

108
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Some new neighborhood,
Tierra Buena Estates.

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I don't know.

110
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Where the fuck is that?

111
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Hey, can I get a ride
from you tomorrow?

112
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I gotta see a man about a job.

113
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No way.

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I got an interview.

115
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Yeah, sure,
I'll give you a ride.

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You make me laugh.
[chuckling]

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[Miranda narrating]
When Charlie was in the mental hospital,

118
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Social Services thought
I was with my mother.

119
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And Child Welfare thought
I was with my father.

120
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My father thought
I was with my mother.

121
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My mother thought
I was with a foster family.

122
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Somewhere, some foster family
thought I was with my father, and so on.

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Welcome to McDonald's.

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By working double shifts
and keeping expenses low,

125
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I was able to buy
a car on Ebay.

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They didn't know
who they were selling it to.

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An unlicensed 1 5-year-old
looks the same

128
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as everyone else on Ebay.

129
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It's like the Social Services thing,

130
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nobody sees anybody.

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[engine ignition falters]

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I admit, it's a beater...

133
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[engine sputters to life]

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...but a safe beater.

135
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[tires screeching]

136
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:07,203
Things were a lot different
when Charlie was gone.

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Easier.

138
00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:12,474
In some ways,
things were wonderful.

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[bass string snaps]

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[Charlie]
You always get home so late?

141
00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:26,956
It's none of your
business, Charlie.

142
00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:29,856
Why don't you try
calling me "Dad"?

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[low growling]

144
00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:14,877
[window creaking]

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00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:19,609
[Miranda]
Animals were popping up
in the most unlikely places.

146
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,377
Someone from work
said she saw a deer

147
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,192
in the cosmetics aisle at Target.

148
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,928
You have an interview here?

149
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:43,403
I'm having a hard time
picturing you working here.

150
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,709
I thought you said
the interview was at 3.

151
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[train whistle blaring]

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00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,900
[Miranda]
Good luck!

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00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,208
After Mom left,
Charlie helped me

154
00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,746
with my class projects.

155
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:27,683
He did his best, but things
changed for me at school.

156
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:31,113
He had his own ideas
about science and history.

157
00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,349
When the teachers
disagreed with those ideas,

158
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,785
he always told them
they could look it up.

159
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,453
You think they're
going to like it?

160
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,055
They're going to love it.

161
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,625
- Think so?
- I know so.

162
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,627
You have a good day,
sweetie.

163
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,637
- Okay.
- Okay.

164
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,132
Good, very nice, Ron.

165
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,300
That's fine.

166
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,873
Who are the little people, Miranda?

167
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,443
Those are the bodies
of the Chumash Indians

168
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,945
who died of syphilis
and influenza,

169
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:06,254
infected by the missionaries.

170
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:09,130
Uh, Miranda,
go out in the hallway

171
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,389
and wait for me
out there.

172
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,464
Go on.

173
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,627
[Woman]
I don't understand.

174
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:21,063
We're not having
any interviews.

175
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,268
We're not hiring now.

176
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,009
Okay, sorry.
Thanks.

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00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:30,742
[Automated female voice]
Proceed to route.

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00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:35,014
- Left turn in two miles.
- Charlie!

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00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,612
- Goodbye.
- Shit, Charlie--

180
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,447
Hey, Miranda. Hi.

181
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:39,648
Where did you go?

182
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,317
Just, you know,
walking around,

183
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,952
checking
the neighborhood out.

184
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,795
What about the job?

185
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:49,158
You know why people
like to eat in this place?

186
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,830
Fear of the unknown.

187
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,163
Nothing in there
surprises them.

188
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,532
Why do you feel like
you have to make stuff up?

189
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,768
I mean, so you're not
looking for a job.

190
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,703
You just want to go,
I don't know,

191
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,104
explore or something.

192
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,472
That's fine, whatever.

193
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,708
I mean, it would be great
if you got a job.

194
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,543
I was barely scraping by
when it was just me--

195
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:08,711
Pull over there.

196
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,479
[Automated female voice]
You have arrived.

197
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,948
You know what, no.
I just wasted half my afternoon.

198
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,116
Please, just pull in right over there.

199
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:17,219
No, I'm not letting you
out of this car.

200
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,621
Miranda, I gotta go.

201
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,790
What are you talking about?
What is this all about?

202
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,458
- Just tell me what you're doing.
- It's embarrassing, okay?

203
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:27,483
I take these medications.
I gotta do pit stops all the time.

204
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,706
Yeah. I'm sorry.

205
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,730
Can you back up to the bushes?

206
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,753
[beeps]

207
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:54,453
[Automated female voice]
When possible, make the first
available legal U-turn.

208
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,999
[man choking, struggling]

209
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:10,906
[gasps]

210
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,942
[guttural cries]

211
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,432
Charlie?

212
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,246
[scraping, tapping]

213
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:24,818
[car ignition faltering]

214
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,352
[car engine starts]

215
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,033
Ow! Shit!

216
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:45,042
Charlie? You okay?

217
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,036
I'm fine.

218
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,971
Stop! Stop!

219
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,339
God--

220
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:53,208
What are you doing?
Do you have to do this right now?

221
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:55,344
The stars are
in a perfect position.

222
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:58,754
They won't be like this
for another year.

223
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,598
I can't stop you, can l?

224
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:08,698
Work your magic.

225
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,302
Oh, yeah, that's it,
the northerly declination

226
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,570
from Sirius the Dog Star.

227
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,580
That's my baby!

228
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,995
This is it.

229
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,063
This is what?

230
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,359
What're you doing?

231
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,593
Come on, let's go.

232
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,603
Come on.

233
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:59,008
Oh, come on.

234
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,783
[truck horn blaring]

235
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,753
Come on,
I'll give you a boost.

236
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,763
Come here.

237
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,634
Just so you know,
I have to be at work

238
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,269
in, like, seven hours.

239
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:30,112
Relax.
You'll be there.

240
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,619
Miranda...

241
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,747
meet the Excalibur 1 000.

242
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,716
[machine powers up]

243
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,151
Is that a metal detector?

244
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,561
[high-frequency whine,
beeping, chirping]

245
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,727
[beeping faster]

246
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,095
Now you hear that?

247
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:56,097
That's maybe tin foil or nickel.

248
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,633
Nickels and tin foil
make that low tone.

249
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:04,011
We call that the fool's gold
of modern prospecting.

250
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,240
Prospecting?

251
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,009
Yeah.

252
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,444
[beeping faster]

253
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,345
[tone changes]

254
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,687
High tone,
could be silver.

255
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,171
Silver is a great conductor.

256
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,266
Must be one
of the old quarters.

257
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:29,502
The new ones,
they don't have much silver in them.

258
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,167
We are well on our way
to paying off the Visa.

259
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,177
[chuckling]

260
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,372
You know, Charlie,
the manual says

261
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:38,974
you can plug headphones
into that thing,

262
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,143
so why don't you do that
so that we don't get popped?

263
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,479
No, then you wouldn't
get to hear it

264
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,546
when it makes a noise.

265
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:47,361
- [sighs]
- [beeping grows higher]

266
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,861
Huh!

267
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,694
[dog barking]

268
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,226
[whispering]
Get the shovel!

269
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,128
- We have a shovel?
- It's in the bag!

270
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,064
I'm am out of here.
We're going to get busted.

271
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,732
We're not doing
anything illegal.

272
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:04,967
This is public land.

273
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,301
There's gotta be
something illegal about--

274
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,970
You are so lame,
Miranda.

275
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,305
I can't believe I raised
such a law-abiding citizen.

276
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,840
Oh, you raised me?

277
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:15,377
Of course,
the highest tone

278
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,888
is for the best conductor of them all.

279
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:33,862
[spits]

280
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,841
[laughing]

281
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,880
[crying]

282
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,180
Eureka.

283
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,078
Can we go now?

284
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:54,286
Don't you want to
even know what this is?

285
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,790
Okay.

286
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,458
What is it?

287
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,865
This is a doubloon.

288
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,093
A what?

289
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:09,870
A doubloon
from the 1 7th century.

290
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:18,045
The diary of Father
Juan Florismartes Torres,

291
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:21,108
1651.

292
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:26,055
So, I picked up this book
in the hospital library

293
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:27,616
and it got me thinking.

294
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,451
I thought the whole idea
behind the hospital

295
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,320
was for you
to stop thinking.

296
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,222
And I got some other books.

297
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,393
More books, eh?

298
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:42,072
Along with a gold crucifix
and the statue of the Virgin,

299
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:47,806
Father Torres' expedition
had a cache of gold doubloons.

300
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:52,646
Now, these doubloons were dated.

301
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:58,286
This one--
it's hard to see.

302
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,815
Something...
Something, 1 624.

303
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,927
Let me see.

304
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,496
That's 24 carats.

305
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:18,033
Records that I obtained from
the Spanish Treasury indicate--

306
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,301
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.

307
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,470
How the hell
did you obtain records

308
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,805
from the Spanish Treasury
from a mental institution?

309
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:24,873
The internet.

310
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,975
- Perfect.
- No, I'll show you.

311
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,985
Here.

312
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,658
[paper shuffling]

313
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,720
See for yourself.

314
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:42,166
Father Torres' doubloons
were dated.

315
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:45,863
Now, coins minted in 1 624
were allocated

316
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,996
for what we call now,
you know, "petty cash,"

317
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,131
which Torres lost sooner.

318
00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:53,335
Nobody else was around back then,
so it's gotta be his.

319
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,203
Now based upon
where we found this

320
00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:57,339
and the reports of
the underground cave system--

321
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,241
- Cave system?
- Right. Right.

322
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,076
So all we gotta do
is follow this journal

323
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,571
and it's going to lead us
to the treasure.

324
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,717
It's just--
It's waiting to be found.

325
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,555
You're serious.

326
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,989
Yeah.

327
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,491
Look, a lot of people
must've read this journal.

328
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,093
How come nobody ever found
the treasure before?

329
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,495
They've tried!
I mean, lots of people have tried.

330
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,431
It's been well documented,
all right?

331
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,598
I've read all of them.

332
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:26,068
- I marked chapters for you.
- Oh, Charlie.

333
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,904
The thing is that nobody realized how special

334
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,339
this Father Torres was.

335
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:34,344
Nobody ever went and looked
into his background!

336
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,782
Charlie, these people
all look like idiots.

337
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:45,554
[sighs]

338
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:46,788
I'm going to go to bed.

339
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:49,224
- Miranda--
- You're freaking me out.

340
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,234
Okay?

341
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,702
[foot steps]

342
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,941
[knocking]

343
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,207
[sighs]

344
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,641
I'm not decent.

345
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:08,776
Come on, Miranda.
Open up.

346
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:17,953
Sometimes I wake up and--
and I don't know if I'm me.

347
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,155
That's why you take
your medication.

348
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,923
No, it's not that.
I'm me. I know that.

349
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:26,336
What I'm saying is that...
I don't know if I exist.

350
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,296
- Oh.
- Come on, listen--

351
00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:30,265
No, l-- I'm listening.
You're not sure you exist.

352
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:32,134
- And?
- I've done a lot of things in my life.

353
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,336
But maybe I haven't
done what I need to do.

354
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:38,840
And if I do this,
maybe I will.

355
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,342
Exist?

356
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,352
Yeah.

357
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,815
You're shaking.
You need something to eat.

358
00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:48,850
Read the book.

359
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,285
This is so stupid.

360
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:52,295
Please?

361
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:59,207
All right, I'll read it
if you eat something.

362
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,300
- [knocking]
- [sighs]

363
00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:08,678
This is for you.

364
00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:24,853
[Miranda narrating]
Parents have this advantage over us.

365
00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:27,388
We want to believe in them.

366
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,791
And when we don't
believe in them,

367
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,691
we still just want
to be with them.

368
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:40,134
[bell tolling]

369
00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:45,673
[man speaking
foreign language]

370
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,012
Hey, Padre!

371
00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:52,147
[Charlie]
As a young man,

372
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,483
Torres was a mathematics scholar in Seville.

373
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,151
[man screaming]

374
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,753
In fact, it looks like he might've
been sent to the New World

375
00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:01,823
because certain of his ideas
were considered heretical.

376
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,833
[screaming continues]

377
00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:08,830
But that's not
what's important.

378
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,500
The thing that matters here
is that he was more accustomed

379
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:15,276
to communicating
with numbers than words.

380
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,272
So then, it dawned
on me one night,

381
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:19,441
while the other patients
were watching JAG.

382
00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:20,842
They like that in there?

383
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,577
- They love it.
- Oh.

384
00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:25,580
Anyway, I noticed that some
of the passages repeated themselves.

385
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,749
I read the book again,
and sure enough they did.

386
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:31,119
So I began to wonder, why would
somebody in the middle of nowhere

387
00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:34,122
presumably with a limited
supply of pen and ink

388
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:35,624
repeat themselves like that?

389
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:37,292
Senility?

390
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:40,066
He was writing in code.

391
00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:43,793
Took me a long time,
but I finally broke it.

392
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,811
I gotta go.

393
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:58,612
[Charlie muttering]

394
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:20,468
[Charlie]
See, I transposed
Padre Torres' description

395
00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:23,138
and found the area he was
in was exactly seven leagues

396
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:24,806
to the north of where
he said he was.

397
00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:26,816
It's simple, really.

398
00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:48,997
[Miranda narrating]
Charlie believed
the doubloon had been dropped

399
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:50,999
when Father Torres'
expedition was robbed

400
00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,535
and half of his party
was massacred.

401
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:56,204
He thought that Torres
had headed northwest after that,

402
00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:59,699
and that we were following
the same route.

403
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,779
"Journal of Father
Juan Florismartes Torres,

404
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:10,284
"1 8th of October,
the year of our Lord 1 624.

405
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:14,556
"As we reached the summit and look
down into the valley of Santa Clarita,

406
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,158
"there unfolded before us
was as beautiful a picture

407
00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:19,796
"as one ever looked upon.

408
00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:24,132
"We saw a large green meadow
of thousands of acres, more or less,

409
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,701
"its north side bounded
by low mountains at the base

410
00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:29,703
"which oak trees
were plentiful.

411
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,340
"It was like a grand old park,

412
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:35,547
"such as we read of
in fairy tales.

413
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,912
"We passed that night
under some large trees

414
00:27:37,922 --> 00:27:39,381
"whose branches
went over our heads

415
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:40,882
"as beautifully
as the ceilings

416
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,884
"in our finest cathedrals.

417
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:47,489
"Upon our safe arrival, we offered
the sacrament on a large rock

418
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:51,326
"that seemed almost to have
been fashioned for that holy purpose.

419
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,994
"l bade the smith
use his chisel

420
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:57,594
"to carve the three crosses
of Golgotha into the stone.

421
00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:01,070
[beeping]

422
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:05,774
[Automated female voice]
You have arrived
at your destination.

423
00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:07,742
This is it.

424
00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:09,611
- It might be.
- No, it is! It is!

425
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:12,086
Look how old these trees are.

426
00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:15,850
All right.

427
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,386
So obviously, it's going
to be worn down, right?

428
00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:21,723
I mean, you know,
it's more than 300 years old.

429
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,591
Uh!

430
00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,601
[Golfer]
Damn!

431
00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:27,796
C-Come here, come here.

432
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:29,806
- See this?
- What?

433
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:31,800
This is it.

434
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,034
Look at that.

435
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,803
Look! Look!

436
00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:36,438
[laughing]

437
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:37,539
I don't know.
It might be.

438
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,549
It is!
That's it!

439
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:42,314
The rock must've moved.

440
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:45,055
Well, it could be
an earthquake.

441
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,486
Wait a minute.

442
00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:52,654
Wait a minute.
Look!

443
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,889
I think I see it, right there!

444
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,291
I see it. Look!
Yeah, they're upside-down.

445
00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:58,093
That's why I didn't
recognize them at first.

446
00:28:58,103 --> 00:28:59,461
[car door closes]

447
00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:01,471
Can I help you?

448
00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:03,965
I think it's time to go.

449
00:29:03,975 --> 00:29:05,633
Why do they always say,
"Can I help you?"

450
00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:07,302
when it's the last thing
they want to do?

451
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:08,403
Sir?

452
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,471
And they say "sir"
and "ma'am"

453
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,939
like they want
to show some respect.

454
00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:12,140
- It's monstrous.
- Charlie.

455
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:13,575
- Sir!
- Yes.

456
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,344
Are you a member
here at La Cresta?

457
00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,350
[guffawing]

458
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,781
Are you shitting me?

459
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,583
Then I'll have to
ask you to leave.

460
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,593
- Are you happy?
- Sir?

461
00:29:23,628 --> 00:29:25,987
- Charlie.
- All I want to know is are you happy?

462
00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:27,088
Sir.

463
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:29,023
- Is this man your father?
- Yeah.

464
00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:32,867
Just wanted to see
your eyes.

465
00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:36,031
I couldn't tell
what color they were.

466
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,299
A first, I thought
they were brown.

467
00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:42,006
Now they're looking
very green.

468
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,775
Must be the foliage.

469
00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:47,818
They are so beautiful.

470
00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:52,889
They're hazel.

471
00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:56,392
Hazel.

472
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:04,731
Well, I'm so sorry that l
caused you any problems.

473
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:05,894
[scribbling]

474
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:09,067
But... I'll be on my way.

475
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,638
I can't believe you just gave
that cop our phone number.

476
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,740
I hope she calls me.
She's a peach.

477
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,074
Once you get
that flack vest off,

478
00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:21,176
she'd be something else.

479
00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:23,552
- [laughs]
- Oh, God.

480
00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:28,750
[Miranda]
Let's just say this gold does exist.

481
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,985
What are you going to do
with it after you get it?

482
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,987
Wouldn't we have to give it
to a museum or something?

483
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,656
[Charlie, over phone]
Not necessarily.

484
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,692
I know a lot of people who want
to buy it if we wanted to sell it,

485
00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:39,828
but you're missing the point.

486
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:40,895
[Miranda]
What's that?

487
00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:42,730
[Charlie]
I don't want the money.

488
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:45,767
[Miranda]
That's easy for you to say.
You don't have to work for it.

489
00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:48,371
[Charlie]
Well, define work.

490
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,842
[no audible dialogue]

491
00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:27,942
[Miranda narrating]
People walk around all day,

492
00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:30,211
sure that they're going
to win the lottery.

493
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,614
I've always thought
that was crazy.

494
00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:34,717
Ten more minutes, Randy.

495
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,951
[sotto voce]
My name is Miranda.

496
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:40,488
At least Charlie had a plan.

497
00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:44,826
I mean, who doesn't
want to believe in buried treasure?

498
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:47,828
## [hip hop]
[car approaching]

499
00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:04,178
Still, maybe I shouldn't
have encouraged him.

500
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,046
"From the journal
of Father Torres,

501
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:41,719
"November 21 st, 1 624.

502
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:44,986
"The natives appear to be
a simple, good-natured,

503
00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:46,955
"stupid race of people,

504
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,724
"and in most respects
resemble the savages we find

505
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:52,694
"in other newly-discovered countries.

506
00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:55,396
"There was no sign
of aggression at first,

507
00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:57,699
"until one of the soldiers
who'd come into our mission

508
00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,567
"was inspired to the act
of seduction,

509
00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:02,705
"the object being
a young female.

510
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,238
"An action
unfathomable to me

511
00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:08,376
"as the females are uniformly
unpleasant of aspect.

512
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,545
"Considerable uproar ensued
and we were forced

513
00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:14,635
to retreat inland,
following the river upstream."

514
00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:19,921
After they carved
the crosses on the rock,

515
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:21,656
Father Torres' expedition
had followed

516
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,558
the Santa Clarita River.

517
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:27,695
The thing was there wasn't
a Santa Clarita River anymore.

518
00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:30,164
It had been dammed
and diverted.

519
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:32,100
But Charlie thought
that his calculations

520
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:35,203
would lead us to where
the river used to flow.

521
00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:39,293
He said I can look it up
if I didn't believe him.

522
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,420
What do I say?

523
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,217
You don't have to say anything.

524
00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:52,128
We've got every right
to be here.

525
00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:54,425
Thanks for the tip!

526
00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:01,963
You got a 302 in there?

527
00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:03,531
What?

528
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,133
Does that have a 302 in it?

529
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:06,401
What?

530
00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:07,468
The backhoe.

531
00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:10,311
Oh, that.
Yeah, yeah.

532
00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:13,941
It's a power plant,
that 302, for its size.

533
00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:15,951
It sure is.

534
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,747
[backhoe shuts off]

535
00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:21,115
[Charlie]
Ha ha!

536
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,491
Ah! Jesus Christ!

537
00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:25,486
Pottery shards!
Ha ha!

538
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:28,289
Will you excuse me?
I'll catch you later.

539
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:30,299
Right on.

540
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:35,463
Broken water jugs,

541
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,965
exactly the same kind
the expedition would've used!

542
00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:40,234
And look, it's even got
curved sides.

543
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,003
Okay, well, shouldn't
we take them to somebody

544
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,304
like an archaeologist
or something?

545
00:34:43,314 --> 00:34:45,073
What, have them
spoil everything?

546
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,442
No, they can do that--
that thing, that radio--

547
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,476
- Radio carbon dating, yeah.
- Yeah.

548
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:49,677
[spits]

549
00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:51,946
That's been discredited
a long time ago.

550
00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:55,116
"In questions of science
the analysis of a thousand

551
00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:58,786
is not worth the humble reasoning
of a single individual!"

552
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:00,796
Galileo!

553
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:04,833
Miranda, just feel this.

554
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,336
Put that in your hands.

555
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,872
Feel how old that is.

556
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:15,970
[Miranda narrating]
Charlie believed
that if we followed

557
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,539
the original riverbed,
we would locate the cavern

558
00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:19,774
where Father Torres
and his men

559
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,947
had been forced
to abandon their gold.

560
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,682
But there was one obstacle.

561
00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:37,225
49.2 degrees north.

562
00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:39,360
This is the way.

563
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,796
Hi. Uh, do you have
your card?

564
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,846
Oh, we're just browsing.

565
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,140
What I need you to do...

566
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:56,678
I want you to take
this out 67 feet.

567
00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,222
Please?

568
00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:22,370
Don't touch that!

569
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:24,848
Don't--
Oh, Jesus Christ.

570
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,107
I'm so close.

571
00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:28,278
- Excuse me, sir.
- What?

572
00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,778
Pardon me, but I didn't know
we really carried these.

573
00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:33,281
These? You guys
got everything in here.

574
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,683
Yeah, we sure do.
Is it working out for you?

575
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:38,052
- It's working out fine. It's fine.
- Okay.

576
00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:41,190
All right, well--
Okay. All right.

577
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,366
Okay.

578
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,601
All right.

579
00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:56,409
I'll just get this...

580
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,573
- Okay.
- sighs]

581
00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:00,859
Can you hold this, please?

582
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:04,245
[muttering]
This is plugged.

583
00:37:04,255 --> 00:37:05,947
This over here.

584
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:08,050
24 degrees.

585
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,125
And that's it.

586
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,902
X marks the spot.

587
00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:23,464
This is so wild.

588
00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:25,766
Doubloons from
the King of Spain,

589
00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:27,168
lost more than
300 years ago

590
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:29,983
and they're buried
under a Costco?

591
00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:33,474
Well, I guess you know
it wasn't meant to be.

592
00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:35,484
It's only 6 feet down.

593
00:37:36,787 --> 00:37:38,412
Only 6 feet?

594
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,847
M-Maybe 7.

595
00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:42,116
It'll take two
highly-motivated individuals

596
00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:43,651
maybe fours hours
with the right equipment.

597
00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:46,289
Are you nuts?

598
00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:49,156
I'm sorry, but can we be realistic here?

599
00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:50,791
I'm being realistic.
There's no problem here.

600
00:37:50,801 --> 00:37:53,327
- I'll lay it out.
- No, forget it, Charlie.

601
00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:54,695
No way.

602
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:56,364
- You did your best.
- No, no, no, no!

603
00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:59,533
I'm not going to be beaten
by a few layers of concrete!

604
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:01,435
No, sir!
Not on my watch!

605
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,538
Hey, take it easy.

606
00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:07,550
[growls, sighs]

607
00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:59,260
[Miranda narrating]
Mom was a hand model,

608
00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:03,764
a job held by adult women
with eerily childlike hands.

609
00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:05,599
Which you don't
come across every day,

610
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:07,335
so they get paid pretty well.

611
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,770
[Man]
Cut. Great.
That's a wrap.

612
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:11,906
[Miranda narrating]
She was careful.

613
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,574
She had to be.

614
00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:16,344
Her hands were the only income
we had for a while.

615
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:19,584
- [yelling]
- Don't you touch my hands!

616
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:27,363
[Miranda narrating]
After she left, it was just me and Charlie.

617
00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:30,825
Things were a lot more
exciting then.

618
00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:34,403
Like an adventure.

619
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:39,027
But the supply of toys dwindled.

620
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:43,145
We managed, though.

621
00:39:55,893 --> 00:40:01,163
I don't know why anybody would
want to buy one of these things.

622
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:06,127
It's not as if it's so hard
to wash dishes by hand

623
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,467
the old-fashioned way.

624
00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:14,208
[men speaking foreign language]
## [jazz]

625
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:26,480
[door slams]

626
00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:28,490
[woman laughing]

627
00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:42,538
Ooh!

628
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,974
[record stops]

629
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,288
Morning.

630
00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:01,557
You--

631
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,560
Uh, Miranda?

632
00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:20,234
What happened to my car?

633
00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:21,569
Miranda--

634
00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,579
Did you wreck it?

635
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:26,874
I couldn't pay the rental
on the backhoe.

636
00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:27,975
No way.

637
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,811
So, your car
was a necessary sacrifice.

638
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,813
But we're almost there,
Miranda.

639
00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:34,648
We are so close.

640
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,717
Jesus Christ.

641
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:41,059
I'm sorry, l--

642
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:44,058
I'm really sorry.
I just wasn't thinking.

643
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:45,226
You never do.

644
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:47,397
Well, I'll get it back.

645
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,697
- How are you going to do that?
- I don't know.

646
00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:50,764
But I will.

647
00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:52,399
Well, I guess I'd better
get a move on

648
00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:54,235
since I'm going
to have to take the bus.

649
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:56,103
Can't you get a friend
to give you a ride?

650
00:41:56,113 --> 00:41:58,946
I don't have any friends.

651
00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:02,910
What about that skinny one
who only eats carrots?

652
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,245
Carrots-and-Mountain Dew-Julia?

653
00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:05,846
Right, Julia,
carrots, right.

654
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:06,947
She had an eating disorder.

655
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:09,683
She went to the hospital
and died.

656
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,285
Oh.

657
00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:13,921
Well, in that case, maybe I can
go back down and get the car.

658
00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,122
I'm sure he hasn't
sold it yet.

659
00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:17,191
It wasn't that the car
was in such great shape.

660
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,527
- I'm sure the car--
- Stop! Stop!

661
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,028
I loved that car.

662
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:22,796
I know you did.

663
00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:24,632
No, you didn't
because I never told you.

664
00:42:24,642 --> 00:42:26,100
Why? Because you never listen.

665
00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:29,036
All right, I'm an asshole.
That has been established.

666
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:32,473
Not to the extent that
I'm about to establish it.

667
00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:35,476
You make fun of everything
I do, including my job.

668
00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:37,111
No, I'm proud of you working.

669
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,379
Don't-- Yeah, right.

670
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,080
You know, I'm the one
that's paying the bills.

671
00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:42,615
No, it's wild.
Isn't it?

672
00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:46,120
You don't take anything seriously, do you?

673
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:49,056
You think the world
is just here for your amusement.

674
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,258
- Look at the world.
- I do.

675
00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:54,228
But unlike you,
I have to live in it.

676
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:57,071
I just--
I don't understand.

677
00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:58,599
You're a really smart guy.

678
00:42:58,609 --> 00:43:02,002
How can you keep
doing this year after year?

679
00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:04,742
What do you mean?

680
00:43:04,815 --> 00:43:08,342
The treasure is just like
all your jazz combos, Charlie.

681
00:43:08,352 --> 00:43:10,477
Just like the tour boat
that sank,

682
00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:13,581
just like the Mexican
holistic medical degree,

683
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,855
just like your marriage.

684
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,918
How come you can't
see that?

685
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:21,329
Everybody else can.

686
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,747
There's something
really wrong with you.

687
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,136
## [mariachi]

688
00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:35,502
I can't believe
you sold my fucking car!

689
00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:36,804
[Woman over P.A.]
And now-- Oh.

690
00:43:36,814 --> 00:43:38,472
[electronic feedback]

691
00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:43,385
And now, I give you
Orange Grove Estates' 1,000th family.

692
00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:45,487
Let's give them a hand.

693
00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:01,833
[children giggling]

694
00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:18,814
[child laughing]

695
00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:51,911
[chattering,
machines beeping]

696
00:45:05,469 --> 00:45:10,236
[Woman]
# Oh, my home #

697
00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:14,471
# Is just floating all away #

698
00:45:14,578 --> 00:45:17,638
# My dreams #

699
00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:20,774
# Take to the road #

700
00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:25,287
# As I try to stay afloat #

701
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,448
# In this flood #

702
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:33,463
# And this flood of dreams #

703
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,560
Welcome to McDonald's.

704
00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:37,727
# When you were mine #

705
00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:41,066
# The sky was so high #

706
00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:44,403
# The forests were green #

707
00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:49,469
# And the stars were bright #

708
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:53,072
# Now I've got the road #

709
00:45:53,150 --> 00:45:58,782
# Leading me off
cleverly-- #

710
00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:00,013
Have a good day, sweetie

711
00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:02,023
- Okay.
- Okay.

712
00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:07,355
# Oh, my home #

713
00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:11,423
# Is floating all away #

714
00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:14,630
# My dreams #

715
00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:46,530
## ["Hail to the Chief"]

716
00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:22,029
[Miranda narrating]
After he found his bass again
in that pawn shop in Atlanta,

717
00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:26,942
Charlie swore
he'd never pawn it again.

718
00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:28,869
He swore he'd pawn
his own mother

719
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:31,177
before he'd pawn that bass.

720
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:35,050
[snoring]

721
00:48:05,415 --> 00:48:09,044
- [whispering] Charlie.
- [snoring softly]

722
00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:11,747
- Charlie.
- snorts]

723
00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:28,295
Have you eaten anything?

724
00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:31,240
Uh...

725
00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:32,900
No.

726
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:37,471
- I'll go make something.
- Oh, no, it's cool. It's cool.

727
00:48:37,481 --> 00:48:39,481
Why don't you sit down?

728
00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:47,087
Used to look out here,
you'd see one,

729
00:48:47,157 --> 00:48:49,990
maybe two lights.

730
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:55,030
Your mom, she used to complain
all the time about being

731
00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:57,257
in the middle of nowhere.

732
00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:02,129
It's still the middle of nowhere.

733
00:49:02,139 --> 00:49:06,633
There's just a lot more people in it now.

734
00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:16,141
You didn't have to sell
your bass and records.

735
00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:20,347
You just have to know
when to give up.

736
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:22,857
Dad, don't.

737
00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:29,195
I told you,
I'm finished with music.

738
00:49:32,569 --> 00:49:35,374
That's not what
I'm talking about.

739
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,709
Um, excuse me.

740
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,051
- Hi.
- Hi.

741
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:54,044
Would you like to try
some chowder?

742
00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:58,220
[Charlie]
So let's hear it.

743
00:49:58,328 --> 00:49:59,920
[Miranda]
Okay, well, a lot of the doors

744
00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,889
claim to be alarmed
but they're not.

745
00:50:02,899 --> 00:50:05,060
[Charlie]
How do you know?

746
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,827
[Miranda]
I opened them.

747
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,061
[Charlie]
Well, that's fine.

748
00:50:08,071 --> 00:50:11,556
We'll make a good scofflaw
out of you yet.

749
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:30,597
[Miranda]
Most of the people are really nice.

750
00:50:31,228 --> 00:50:32,953
Everyone says I could be looking at a raise

751
00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:34,921
within six months,
and the benefits are great.

752
00:50:34,931 --> 00:50:36,957
[Charlie]
Hold on, here. Let's focus.

753
00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:39,092
Tell me about
the security guards.

754
00:50:39,102 --> 00:50:40,961
[Miranda]
They have two of them.

755
00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:42,095
They only work in the daytime.

756
00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:43,430
Come on, come on!

757
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,565
[Miranda]
One of them is named Mike.

758
00:50:45,575 --> 00:50:48,295
And the other one
is named Bruce.

759
00:50:48,311 --> 00:50:51,075
Security guards
have master keys,

760
00:50:51,148 --> 00:50:53,440
but the manager,
he's the only one

761
00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:55,942
who has the great
grand master key.

762
00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:58,580
It opens every single door.

763
00:50:58,655 --> 00:51:00,113
He calls it the "God" key.

764
00:51:00,123 --> 00:51:01,948
[Man]
I think you're doing great,
by the way.

765
00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,483
[Miranda]
Thanks.

766
00:51:03,493 --> 00:51:07,554
Kelly and I sometimes head
out to the beach on Saturdays.

767
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:09,990
We have a little barbecue,
play a little volleyball.

768
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,958
Nah, you play volleyball.

769
00:51:11,968 --> 00:51:14,728
I just listen to Jimmy Buffet
and soak up the rays.

770
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,229
I'm a total parrothead.

771
00:51:17,307 --> 00:51:19,857
Do you like the beach,
Miranda?

772
00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:22,469
I can't even remember
the last time I went to the beach.

773
00:51:22,479 --> 00:51:24,738
I bet you'd look great
in a bikini.

774
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,306
[Charlie]
Miranda.

775
00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:28,475
[Miranda]
What? Let me finish the story.

776
00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:31,010
Did you...

777
00:51:31,121 --> 00:51:33,756
Did you get sort of
a weird vibe

778
00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:36,418
from these people?

779
00:51:36,493 --> 00:51:38,586
- Kind of.
- Yeah.

780
00:51:38,662 --> 00:51:40,987
That's because they're swingers.

781
00:51:40,997 --> 00:51:43,295
What?

782
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:45,459
Do I gotta draw you
a picture?

783
00:51:45,469 --> 00:51:47,699
What are you
talking about?

784
00:51:47,804 --> 00:51:49,696
- You don't know, do you?
- No.

785
00:51:49,706 --> 00:51:54,040
So nice that you don't
know everything.

786
00:51:54,144 --> 00:51:56,544
Swingers, um...

787
00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:59,639
Well, they're, you know,
people who like

788
00:51:59,649 --> 00:52:03,559
to spice up their life
with different partners.

789
00:52:04,554 --> 00:52:05,645
Oh!

790
00:52:05,655 --> 00:52:07,987
Oh, my God.

791
00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:10,856
They were talking
swinger code.

792
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,953
Oh, God,
that is so gross!

793
00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,322
What am I going to do?

794
00:52:15,332 --> 00:52:16,823
Why? Wh-What's the matter?

795
00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:19,726
- They invited me to a barbecue.
- They what?

796
00:52:19,736 --> 00:52:22,162
You were the one that told me
to accept any and all invitations

797
00:52:22,172 --> 00:52:24,297
so that I can get to know
the people and the layout.

798
00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:26,299
But I didn't mean that
you were supposed to go and--

799
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,968
I didn't know that
they were swingers.

800
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,203
It's cool, all right?
It's cool, it's cool.

801
00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:32,372
Y-You just--
You don't have to go.

802
00:52:32,382 --> 00:52:34,007
I told them that I would,
and, you know,

803
00:52:34,017 --> 00:52:35,809
I thought I could maybe
get at Doug's keys.

804
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,344
The God key.

805
00:52:37,354 --> 00:52:39,914
- Yeah.
- Mm.

806
00:52:40,023 --> 00:52:42,149
No, no. We--
We can't do this.

807
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,818
I think I can take care of myself, Charlie;
I've had a lot of practice.

808
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:48,488
You know, sometimes
I just wish you'd call me "Dad."

809
00:52:48,498 --> 00:52:50,690
Okay, I can take care
of myself, Dad.

810
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:53,727
Thank you. I mean, you're what,
18 years old now?

811
00:52:53,737 --> 00:52:55,737
I'll be 1 7 in 3 weeks.

812
00:52:57,207 --> 00:53:01,268
You're gonna be 17?
I gotta write this down, man.

813
00:53:01,278 --> 00:53:03,278
You are so young.

814
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:04,671
But, you know,
you act so old.

815
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:05,739
Sometimes you're very, um--

816
00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:07,440
- Precocious?
- Precocious, yes.

817
00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:10,377
Now, I forbid you
to go to this barbecue.

818
00:53:10,387 --> 00:53:12,012
You hear me?

819
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,079
Okay, I won't.

820
00:53:13,089 --> 00:53:14,414
Are you going
to promise me that?

821
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:16,424
Okay. God.

822
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:29,862
[no audible dialogue]

823
00:53:35,979 --> 00:53:38,805
# See the curtains
hanging in the window #

824
00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:44,082
# In the evening
on a Friday night #

825
00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:46,980
# A little light shining
through the window #

826
00:53:46,990 --> 00:53:52,428
# Lets me know
everything's all right #

827
00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:57,455
# Summer breeze
makes me feel fine #

828
00:53:57,567 --> 00:54:02,504
# Blowing through
the jasmine in my mind #

829
00:54:02,606 --> 00:54:05,932
[Doug]
One of the perks
of the management position:

830
00:54:05,942 --> 00:54:08,274
half price on all seafood.

831
00:54:08,345 --> 00:54:11,150
Have some before
it's all spoiled.

832
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,641
It's a virgin,
by the way.

833
00:54:14,651 --> 00:54:16,651
Berry flavored.

834
00:54:18,622 --> 00:54:19,980
Miranda, did you bring
your bathing suit?

835
00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:23,084
No. Why?

836
00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:24,751
You don't have
a swimming pool, right?

837
00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:26,653
Hot tub.

838
00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:27,821
[chuckling]

839
00:54:27,831 --> 00:54:31,096
- Huh. Um--
- Dude! Dude!

840
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:32,792
We need some more chairs!

841
00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:35,600
Okay, Leonid.
Just a sec.

842
00:54:35,672 --> 00:54:37,530
Excuse me, ladies.

843
00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:40,433
Hey, so do you want to go
check out my suits?

844
00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:41,935
I've got a major selection.

845
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,370
Huh?

846
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:45,972
I mean, we look
like we're about the same size, huh?

847
00:54:45,982 --> 00:54:48,041
Uh, I think I'm--

848
00:54:48,151 --> 00:54:50,677
I'm sorry, I think I'm going
to have to pass on the hot tub.

849
00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:52,312
Are you sure?

850
00:54:52,322 --> 00:54:54,147
It'd be really nice.

851
00:54:54,157 --> 00:54:56,962
That water's, like,
fruit scented.

852
00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:58,993
It's pineapple...

853
00:55:00,997 --> 00:55:05,491
# Summer breeze
makes me feel fine #

854
00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:11,165
# Blowing through
the jasmine in my mind #

855
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:17,671
Actually, I changed my mind.
The hot tub sounds good.

856
00:55:17,681 --> 00:55:21,481
It does, doesn't it?
All right, come on.

857
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:28,556
So, I'm guessing
a G-string is out.

858
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,317
What?

859
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:33,320
[gasps]
Wait, I got the perfect thong.

860
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,855
[humming]

861
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:39,767
- A thong?
- What? Oh, no, no.

862
00:55:39,869 --> 00:55:41,494
- Look at this.
- No, no, no.

863
00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:43,229
All right.

864
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:45,239
- I got it!
- Oh!

865
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,342
- Parrots?
- Oh.

866
00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:55,714
Check it out.
Look at that.

867
00:55:55,785 --> 00:55:58,447
No? Okay.
One more.

868
00:56:00,256 --> 00:56:02,588
[expels breath]

869
00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:06,253
Okay, I hope you dig this.

870
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,422
- Dude!
- [gasps]

871
00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:11,694
Check it out.
Look at this.

872
00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:15,363
Oh, hey, it's all right.

873
00:56:15,438 --> 00:56:18,066
Are you sure
this is a virgin?

874
00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:19,366
[sniffs]

875
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:22,470
Oh, boy.
[laughs]

876
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:29,483
You know, um,
there's this--

877
00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:31,077
- [puking]
- Oh, Christ.

878
00:56:31,087 --> 00:56:33,297
- Oh, okay.
- I'm so sorry.

879
00:56:33,957 --> 00:56:37,222
[men speaking foreign language]

880
00:56:37,293 --> 00:56:40,285
## [jazz]

881
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:48,838
[Pepper laughing]

882
00:56:48,938 --> 00:56:51,907
[coughing]

883
00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,577
- Hi.
- Hey.

884
00:56:56,646 --> 00:56:58,910
- What's happening?
- Ugh.

885
00:57:01,017 --> 00:57:06,148
So, um... look
what I got for you.

886
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:09,521
One with your own name on it.

887
00:57:09,626 --> 00:57:11,685
Good. Great.

888
00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:13,186
No.

889
00:57:13,196 --> 00:57:14,754
Come on, your credit rating is great.

890
00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:17,528
No, Charlie. No.

891
00:57:17,634 --> 00:57:19,592
You all right?

892
00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:21,602
Yeah, I'm fine.

893
00:57:21,638 --> 00:57:24,130
So, Pepper here,
he used to work

894
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:27,200
for an alarm service
company.

895
00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:29,335
Was that before or after
you went to jail?

896
00:57:29,345 --> 00:57:31,438
Before.

897
00:57:31,514 --> 00:57:36,975
And Pepper, he knows
how those alarm systems work.

898
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,115
Wait, Charlie,
what did you tell him?

899
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,183
What did he tell you?

900
00:57:43,193 --> 00:57:46,287
[chuckling]

901
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,713
[loud clatter]

902
00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:09,979
[men shouting]

903
00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:19,889
- [gasps]
- [speaking foreign language]

904
00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:23,831
[banging]

905
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,504
Charlie?

906
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,731
[police radio chatter]

907
00:58:31,741 --> 00:58:33,741
Charlie!

908
00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:37,438
[flustered utterances]

909
00:58:37,547 --> 00:58:40,107
Is this what I think it is?

910
00:58:40,216 --> 00:58:43,786
Charlie, what did you do?
What is going on?

911
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,346
Uh, I got behind
in the third mortgage.

912
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:48,081
- I didn't even know there was a second.
- Well, sure.

913
00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:49,182
There's a third
to pay the second,

914
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:50,617
a second to pay
the first, and so on.

915
00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:53,858
- How'd you get this?
- "And so on"?

916
00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:56,140
They're taking everything.

917
00:58:58,067 --> 00:59:02,197
Miranda, did you go
to that orgy?

918
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:05,241
I-- It was a barbecue.

919
00:59:05,308 --> 00:59:07,308
[knocking]

920
00:59:08,745 --> 00:59:11,295
Are you sure nothing happened?

921
00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:14,641
Something happened, didn't it?

922
00:59:14,651 --> 00:59:18,077
The swingers, they
got to you, didn't they?

923
00:59:18,087 --> 00:59:19,746
Goddamnit!
What've I done?

924
00:59:19,756 --> 00:59:21,314
I'm supposed to be
your father, you know.

925
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:23,449
And here I am, throwing you
right into the lion's den.

926
00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:25,418
You didn't.
It was my idea.

927
00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:27,428
Just tell me.

928
00:59:27,497 --> 00:59:28,955
When you went
to the bank,

929
00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:30,290
what was the reason
you gave them

930
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:31,925
for why we needed
the money?

931
00:59:31,935 --> 00:59:33,935
Home improvement.

932
00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:35,628
Okay.

933
00:59:35,638 --> 00:59:37,933
What about the second time?

934
00:59:38,474 --> 00:59:40,433
Swimming pool.

935
00:59:40,443 --> 00:59:41,501
Ah.

936
00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:44,103
You know,
but the timing's perfect.

937
00:59:44,113 --> 00:59:46,139
When is the timing ever good

938
00:59:46,149 --> 00:59:49,209
for getting kicked out
of your house?

939
00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:51,777
Think about it.

940
00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:53,913
Yeah.

941
00:59:53,990 --> 00:59:57,255
It's the Chinese thing.

942
00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:03,095
Catastrophe
equals opportunity.

943
01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:04,257
[Man]
Excuse me.

944
01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:06,307
It's time for you to go.

945
01:00:08,972 --> 01:00:10,797
[Miranda]
"From the journal of Father Torres,

946
01:00:10,807 --> 01:00:14,038
"November 30, 1 624.

947
01:00:14,143 --> 01:00:16,302
"When the savages
were silent,

948
01:00:16,312 --> 01:00:19,806
"that was when the company
was most affrighted.

949
01:00:19,816 --> 01:00:21,207
"Evidently,
they were gathered

950
01:00:21,217 --> 01:00:22,642
"around the entrance
to the cavern,

951
01:00:22,652 --> 01:00:24,310
"awaiting such time
as our hunger

952
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,446
"might overwhelm good sense

953
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:29,091
"and force us
out into the open.

954
01:00:32,195 --> 01:00:35,822
"Ofttimes perforce,
the officers were compelled

955
01:00:35,832 --> 01:00:37,490
"to use their muskets,

956
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:40,135
firing over
the natives' heads."

957
01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:45,003
I'm getting
really good vibes here.

958
01:00:47,010 --> 01:00:50,835
[whispering]
I can't believe we're doing this.

959
01:00:54,017 --> 01:00:56,713
[alarm sounding]

960
01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:58,878
- Where are you going?
- Running away. What does it look like?

961
01:00:58,888 --> 01:01:00,313
We gotta stick
with the plan.

962
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,982
- Come on!
- We gotta get out of here--

963
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,852
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!

964
01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:07,862
It's over here!

965
01:01:09,399 --> 01:01:11,399
[clang]

966
01:01:19,175 --> 01:01:21,175
Up here!

967
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,121
Where's my glasses?

968
01:01:40,229 --> 01:01:42,595
On your head!

969
01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:50,801
[system dialing]

970
01:01:50,811 --> 01:01:52,807
It's done.

971
01:01:53,643 --> 01:01:54,967
[Pepper]
Where's the propane?

972
01:01:54,977 --> 01:01:56,269
[Miranda]
Over here!

973
01:01:56,279 --> 01:01:58,279
[police sirens blaring]

974
01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:02,408
[alarm sounding]

975
01:02:02,485 --> 01:02:04,485
Right here!

976
01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:25,907
That ought to do it.

977
01:02:25,975 --> 01:02:27,066
Where are you going?

978
01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:29,909
Outside, remember?

979
01:02:39,155 --> 01:02:40,246
I--

980
01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:42,256
What are you doing?

981
01:02:49,699 --> 01:02:52,158
You really sure
this is going to work?

982
01:02:52,168 --> 01:02:54,827
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No-- No problems.

983
01:02:54,837 --> 01:02:58,500
Pepper, he fixed
the alarm box

984
01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,600
so it would read
like a gas leak.

985
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:03,002
- And if that's the case we don't--
- Ahh!

986
01:03:03,012 --> 01:03:05,008
[alarm stops]

987
01:03:05,018 --> 01:03:07,014
[police radio chatter]

988
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,147
[Man]
Panel says "gas leak."

989
01:03:14,157 --> 01:03:16,157
Smell anything?

990
01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:18,386
Yeah, I found it.

991
01:03:18,494 --> 01:03:20,494
Propane bottles leaked.

992
01:03:20,563 --> 01:03:22,563
[canisters clanging]

993
01:03:27,203 --> 01:03:29,203
Perfect.

994
01:03:33,976 --> 01:03:36,135
[whispering]
Shh, tat tat tat.

995
01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:40,138
I think we should
stay here for a bit.

996
01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:53,219
Breaking and entering
makes everything

997
01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:56,756
taste...different.

998
01:03:56,866 --> 01:04:00,199
Makes it taste,
um, livelier.

999
01:04:08,244 --> 01:04:13,375
In those days they would've
used pitch pine torches.

1000
01:04:53,122 --> 01:04:57,149
It's got to be here
somewheres.

1001
01:05:00,663 --> 01:05:03,097
[sniffing]

1002
01:05:03,165 --> 01:05:04,457
- [Charlie grunting]
- Do you smell that?

1003
01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:06,467
What?

1004
01:05:10,339 --> 01:05:12,569
Ammonia.

1005
01:05:12,642 --> 01:05:13,799
They must've cleaned
the floor.

1006
01:05:13,809 --> 01:05:15,849
They cleaned your X off.

1007
01:05:16,846 --> 01:05:19,280
That does it, then.

1008
01:05:19,348 --> 01:05:21,810
Oh, no, l-I know
where to dig.

1009
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:26,186
No, it's--
it's right here.

1010
01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:28,849
- Here?
- Yes.

1011
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:32,325
No, it's-- it's--

1012
01:05:33,796 --> 01:05:34,854
It's here.

1013
01:05:34,864 --> 01:05:36,289
Charlie.

1014
01:05:36,299 --> 01:05:38,424
Miranda, we're going
to dig here.

1015
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,766
Are you sure?

1016
01:05:40,836 --> 01:05:42,161
[sighs]

1017
01:05:42,171 --> 01:05:45,826
[chuckling]
Well, l-- I guess I'd better be.

1018
01:05:48,644 --> 01:05:50,269
You got the walkie talkie?

1019
01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:51,370
Yeah.

1020
01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:53,420
Pepper, is it all clear?

1021
01:05:55,151 --> 01:05:57,151
Yeah.

1022
01:06:42,598 --> 01:06:43,723
Come in, Charlie.

1023
01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:46,600
Charlie, come in.

1024
01:06:46,702 --> 01:06:49,422
[jackhammer rattling
in distance]

1025
01:06:55,945 --> 01:06:57,945
[hammering stops]

1026
01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:00,673
[police radio chatter]

1027
01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:02,575
Evening, sir.

1028
01:07:02,585 --> 01:07:04,610
What seems to be
the problem?

1029
01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:06,745
Motorcycle's not working?

1030
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,682
We hit rebar.

1031
01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:12,667
Well, I think
I might've flooded it.

1032
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,124
[muted buzzing]

1033
01:07:18,134 --> 01:07:20,059
There's the throttle
right there.

1034
01:07:20,069 --> 01:07:22,069
I know. I know.

1035
01:07:28,310 --> 01:07:30,310
[buzzing stops]

1036
01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:34,214
Hey, let me try.

1037
01:07:35,317 --> 01:07:37,317
[engine starts]

1038
01:07:38,387 --> 01:07:40,753
Hey!

1039
01:07:48,664 --> 01:07:50,664
[siren chirps]

1040
01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:55,569
[metal clangs]

1041
01:08:03,412 --> 01:08:05,412
[siren chirps]

1042
01:08:17,126 --> 01:08:19,126
[beep]

1043
01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:39,613
[beep]

1044
01:08:48,491 --> 01:08:50,891
Miranda.

1045
01:08:50,993 --> 01:08:52,993
Hey.

1046
01:08:55,498 --> 01:08:57,498
[siren chirps]

1047
01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:00,362
[siren chirps]

1048
01:09:00,469 --> 01:09:02,869
[siren chirps]

1049
01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:04,997
Don't step on that.

1050
01:09:10,913 --> 01:09:12,913
[thud]

1051
01:09:13,582 --> 01:09:15,582
Hello.

1052
01:09:24,426 --> 01:09:26,426
[hollow thump]

1053
01:09:44,246 --> 01:09:46,510
- Ugh!
- Hmm.

1054
01:09:46,582 --> 01:09:48,846
What is that smell?

1055
01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:52,178
- Ugh.
- You must've hit the sewer line.

1056
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:55,781
No, the sewer's all the way
on the other side of the store,

1057
01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:57,791
under pet care.

1058
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:05,524
Current is stronger
than I thought it'd be.

1059
01:10:05,534 --> 01:10:08,424
That looks a lot
like sewage to me.

1060
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:13,636
It's the underground river.

1061
01:10:13,742 --> 01:10:16,972
Just like the journal
said it would be.

1062
01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:21,440
Where are you going?

1063
01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:23,209
[Officer, P.A.]
Sir!

1064
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:26,882
Come on, sir,
you're just wasting gas.

1065
01:10:39,001 --> 01:10:41,001
[Miranda]
Pepper.

1066
01:10:45,107 --> 01:10:48,677
- Come in, Pepper.
- [foot steps squeaking]

1067
01:10:49,678 --> 01:10:50,803
Charlie?

1068
01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:54,139
This store is great.
It's got everything.

1069
01:10:54,149 --> 01:10:55,808
What are you doing?

1070
01:10:55,818 --> 01:10:57,643
That should
be long enough.

1071
01:10:57,653 --> 01:11:02,590
The journal says the passageway's
about 40 barras.

1072
01:11:02,658 --> 01:11:04,617
That's Spanish for "yards".

1073
01:11:04,627 --> 01:11:06,819
So it should be
about 1 20 feet.

1074
01:11:06,829 --> 01:11:09,355
People get killed all the time
doing stuff like this.

1075
01:11:09,365 --> 01:11:11,991
I need you to hold
the other end tightly.

1076
01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:14,827
Stop! You're jumping
into raw sewage.

1077
01:11:14,837 --> 01:11:18,534
This is not sewage, okay?
It's sulfur.

1078
01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:20,866
I noticed before
when I tested the water,

1079
01:11:20,876 --> 01:11:23,535
it's warmer than
the room temperature.

1080
01:11:23,545 --> 01:11:27,673
And this brown color indicates
an iron sulfite hot springs.

1081
01:11:27,683 --> 01:11:28,774
There's no reasoning with you.

1082
01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:30,309
You have an answer
for everything.

1083
01:11:30,319 --> 01:11:32,278
That really bothers you.

1084
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,346
I was hoping that I wasn't
going to have to say this.

1085
01:11:34,356 --> 01:11:36,282
- What?
- Don't make me say it.

1086
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,417
[muffled]
All right, then.

1087
01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:42,121
There's no gold, okay?

1088
01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:43,188
There's no treasure.

1089
01:11:43,198 --> 01:11:45,491
You're about to jump
into a sewer.

1090
01:11:45,501 --> 01:11:48,051
This whole thing
is a delusion.

1091
01:11:59,014 --> 01:12:02,541
Sir, put your arms
out to your sides.

1092
01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:05,911
Sir... put your arms
all the way out to your sides,

1093
01:12:05,921 --> 01:12:07,346
like Jesus on the cross.

1094
01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:10,926
Straight out.
There you go, just like that.

1095
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:21,660
Pepper.
Come in, Pepper.

1096
01:12:23,038 --> 01:12:25,734
I need some help in here.

1097
01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:28,267
- Pepper, are you there?
- Roll him over.

1098
01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:31,576
Pepper, the button's
on the side.

1099
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,655
Pepper, push the button
on the side.

1100
01:12:35,684 --> 01:12:38,177
Ventura 1 05 to all units,
be advised.

1101
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,512
We believe we've got
a 459 there now

1102
01:12:40,522 --> 01:12:42,522
inside the Costco.

1103
01:12:42,558 --> 01:12:45,363
Any available unit
please respond.

1104
01:12:46,128 --> 01:12:47,219
[Pepper]
Damn.

1105
01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:49,054
# Here are you #

1106
01:12:49,064 --> 01:12:51,023
# Here am I #

1107
01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:53,029
# No moon in view #

1108
01:12:53,039 --> 01:12:55,094
# No star on high #

1109
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:59,402
# But it's a lovely
night to spoon #

1110
01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:01,900
# Let's pretend
that there's a moon #

1111
01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:03,435
Pepper, where are you?

1112
01:13:03,445 --> 01:13:06,972
# Nights like this
were made for love #

1113
01:13:07,082 --> 01:13:10,642
# Regardless of the moon above #
[doors opening]

1114
01:13:10,652 --> 01:13:15,555
# The time and place
are opportune #

1115
01:13:15,624 --> 01:13:17,916
- # Let's pretend that there's a moon #
- Pepper, is that you?

1116
01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:20,918
[bubbling]

1117
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:29,997
Pepper, please come in.

1118
01:13:30,105 --> 01:13:32,335
Where are you, Pepper?

1119
01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:24,157
[muffled cry]

1120
01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:30,230
[grunts]

1121
01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:41,798
## [woman singing
foreign language]

1122
01:14:59,528 --> 01:15:01,528
Uh!

1123
01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:08,231
[Miranda]
"Journal of Father Torres,
February 9th, 1 624.

1124
01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,430
"Final entry.

1125
01:15:10,539 --> 01:15:12,998
"We were trapped in a cavern
whose walls were marked

1126
01:15:13,008 --> 01:15:14,833
"with their
childish carvings.

1127
01:15:14,843 --> 01:15:18,670
"A cavern sometimes used
for whatever variety of pagan ritual

1128
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:21,573
"which these lost people
felt compelled to observe.

1129
01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:23,208
Miranda.

1130
01:15:23,218 --> 01:15:24,910
[Miranda]
"l miss my home

1131
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,446
and wish to leave this land
so filled with madness."

1132
01:15:27,456 --> 01:15:30,118
I found it! I--

1133
01:15:32,794 --> 01:15:34,794
Miranda.

1134
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,532
[police radio chatter]

1135
01:15:42,304 --> 01:15:45,239
[foot steps squeaking]

1136
01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:48,282
Come on, my little
sack of potatoes.

1137
01:16:24,813 --> 01:16:28,749
[breathes deeply]

1138
01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:38,256
You smell awful.

1139
01:16:42,364 --> 01:16:45,356
I found it.

1140
01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:47,292
Didn't get all of it.

1141
01:16:47,302 --> 01:16:50,430
Still a lot more
down there.

1142
01:16:50,505 --> 01:16:52,700
I gotta go back.

1143
01:16:52,808 --> 01:16:54,808
Huh?

1144
01:16:57,946 --> 01:16:59,946
Do you believe me?

1145
01:17:05,153 --> 01:17:09,055
[police sirens approaching]

1146
01:17:09,157 --> 01:17:11,853
[police radio chatter]

1147
01:17:20,202 --> 01:17:21,560
What are you going to do?

1148
01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:23,868
You're staying right there.

1149
01:17:23,972 --> 01:17:25,972
What about you?

1150
01:17:27,843 --> 01:17:29,368
You know, when I was
at the hospital

1151
01:17:29,378 --> 01:17:31,637
I used read a lot
of biographies

1152
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,911
about these great men.

1153
01:17:34,016 --> 01:17:36,508
The thing was that their dads--
well, they weren't so great.

1154
01:17:36,518 --> 01:17:38,210
- They were screw-ups.
- What are you doing?

1155
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:42,054
Then, I started to see
that all my life

1156
01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:45,017
I've been trying
to do something great.

1157
01:17:45,027 --> 01:17:47,853
But then I realized
that I was laying

1158
01:17:47,863 --> 01:17:50,593
the groundwork for you.

1159
01:17:52,167 --> 01:17:54,829
You know, to do something...

1160
01:17:54,903 --> 01:17:59,897
great or whatever.

1161
01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:03,273
But your dad
was a screw-up, too.

1162
01:18:03,378 --> 01:18:05,676
Well, it was just a theory.

1163
01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:09,183
[police sirens approaching]

1164
01:18:09,251 --> 01:18:11,291
What are we going to do?

1165
01:18:13,288 --> 01:18:14,913
Wait. Wait, wait.
Char--

1166
01:18:14,923 --> 01:18:18,791
This is very important.

1167
01:18:18,894 --> 01:18:21,192
Don't lose it.

1168
01:18:21,263 --> 01:18:22,554
Wait, where are you going?

1169
01:18:22,564 --> 01:18:24,956
Just tell them that
I forced you into this.

1170
01:18:24,966 --> 01:18:26,725
- What?
- You just tell them I'm nuts.

1171
01:18:26,735 --> 01:18:27,926
Charlie.
Charlie.

1172
01:18:27,936 --> 01:18:30,234
Charlie, come on.
Charlie.

1173
01:18:30,305 --> 01:18:33,206
I don't think...

1174
01:18:33,275 --> 01:18:38,804
that I've thanked you, ever,
for what you've done for me.

1175
01:18:43,251 --> 01:18:45,251
Thank you.

1176
01:18:46,988 --> 01:18:48,988
Thank you.

1177
01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:58,895
Wait. Charlie.
Charlie!

1178
01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:00,092
Charlie!

1179
01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:04,903
And don't let them push you around.

1180
01:19:04,973 --> 01:19:07,567
Charlie, come on, please.

1181
01:19:07,642 --> 01:19:09,638
Charlie!

1182
01:19:09,648 --> 01:19:10,902
Charlie.

1183
01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:12,104
[sobbing]
Charlie.

1184
01:19:12,114 --> 01:19:16,175
Charlie, wait, wait!
Come back!

1185
01:19:16,284 --> 01:19:18,284
Dad!

1186
01:19:45,013 --> 01:19:47,607
[rattling]

1187
01:20:20,182 --> 01:20:22,182
Hey, you!

1188
01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:25,912
[shouting]

1189
01:20:29,591 --> 01:20:31,591
[splash]

1190
01:20:32,093 --> 01:20:34,093
Follow me!

1191
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:45,068
[crying]

1192
01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:47,173
Shit!

1193
01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:55,682
[police sirens blaring]

1194
01:21:28,216 --> 01:21:30,642
[Miranda narrating]
They searched all night,

1195
01:21:30,652 --> 01:21:33,882
but they never did
find Charlie's body.

1196
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:46,157
One of the cops asked me

1197
01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:49,762
why Charlie jumped back
into the hole.

1198
01:21:49,838 --> 01:21:53,498
I told him it was where
Charlie wanted to go.

1199
01:21:53,508 --> 01:21:56,668
It was where he wanted
to go all along.

1200
01:21:56,678 --> 01:21:58,904
The cop looked at me
like I was crazy

1201
01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:01,634
and stopped asking me questions.

1202
01:22:10,325 --> 01:22:15,320
What I didn't tell them
was that if Charlie hadn't tied me up,

1203
01:22:15,330 --> 01:22:18,050
I probably would've
followed him.

1204
01:23:38,346 --> 01:23:40,346
[bubbling]

1205
01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:33,758
[Miranda narrating]
Want to know how
California got its name?

1206
01:24:33,768 --> 01:24:37,898
It's not named after
some explorer or king.

1207
01:24:37,972 --> 01:24:39,464
Nope.

1208
01:24:39,474 --> 01:24:41,908
Someone made the name up.

1209
01:24:41,976 --> 01:24:43,976
A writer.

1210
01:24:44,012 --> 01:24:46,304
He just pulled it
out of his imagination

1211
01:24:46,314 --> 01:24:50,683
in the 1 6th century in Spain.

1212
01:24:50,785 --> 01:24:55,280
He made up this place where
there was unlimited gold and pearls,

1213
01:24:55,290 --> 01:25:00,785
and beautiful, fierce women who
wore gold armor and rode wild beasts,

1214
01:25:00,795 --> 01:25:03,345
and he called it "California."

1215
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:07,026
It's true.

1216
01:25:07,135 --> 01:25:09,294
It was a bestseller back then.

1217
01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:12,000
- Oh, yeah!
- [splashing]

1218
01:25:17,979 --> 01:25:21,139
[Miranda narrating]
Charlie told me that.

1219
01:25:21,149 --> 01:25:25,399
He said I could look it up
if I didn't believe him.

1220
01:25:26,321 --> 01:25:28,317
But I didn't need to.

1221
01:25:28,327 --> 01:25:31,315
[men speaking foreign language]

1222
01:25:40,535 --> 01:25:43,561
[speaking foreign language]

1223
01:25:44,906 --> 01:25:46,464
Excuse me?

1224
01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:50,137
Beautiful place.
This is California, huh?

1225
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,880
Oh.

1226
01:25:57,085 --> 01:25:58,176
Yeah.

1227
01:25:58,186 --> 01:25:59,677
[laughs]

1228
01:25:59,687 --> 01:26:03,088
[speaking foreign language]

1229
01:26:09,397 --> 01:26:11,397
Welcome.

1230
01:26:27,782 --> 01:26:31,047
[ignition falters]

1231
01:26:31,119 --> 01:26:33,246
[engine starts]

1232
01:26:33,354 --> 01:26:38,018
# I'd like to rest
my heavy head tonight #

1233
01:26:38,092 --> 01:26:42,290
# On a bed
of California stars #

1234
01:26:42,397 --> 01:26:46,697
# I'd like to lay
my weary bones tonight #

1235
01:26:46,768 --> 01:26:51,034
# On a bed
of California stars #

1236
01:26:51,105 --> 01:26:55,371
# I'd love to feel
your hand touching mine #

1237
01:26:55,443 --> 01:26:59,641
# And tell me why
I must keep working on #

1238
01:26:59,747 --> 01:27:04,081
# Yes, I'd give my life
to lay my head tonight #

1239
01:27:04,152 --> 01:27:09,112
# On a bed
of California stars #

1240
01:27:25,673 --> 01:27:30,235
# I'd like to dream
my troubles all away #

1241
01:27:30,311 --> 01:27:35,078
# On a bed
of California stars #

1242
01:27:35,149 --> 01:27:38,977
# Jump up from my starbed
and make another day #

1243
01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:43,287
# Underneath
my California stars #

1244
01:27:43,358 --> 01:27:47,658
# They hang like grapes
on vines that shine #

1245
01:27:47,762 --> 01:27:51,994
# And warm the lover's glass
like friendly wine #

1246
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:55,360
# So, I'd give this world
just to dream #

1247
01:27:55,370 --> 01:27:56,661
# A dream with you #

1248
01:27:56,671 --> 01:28:01,665
# On our bed
of California stars #

1249
01:28:01,776 --> 01:28:04,768
## [alt country]

1250
01:28:18,192 --> 01:28:22,720
# I'd love to feel
your hand touching mine #

1251
01:28:22,830 --> 01:28:27,028
# And tell me why
I must keep working on #

1252
01:28:27,135 --> 01:28:31,367
# Yes, I'd give my life
to lay my head tonight #

1253
01:28:31,472 --> 01:28:36,535
# On a bed
of California stars #

1254
01:28:53,995 --> 01:28:56,987
## [folk]

1255
01:29:06,374 --> 01:29:07,999
# Oh... #

1256
01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:13,845
# How can I stand aside #

1257
01:29:13,915 --> 01:29:18,750
# And watch all these
colors fly #

1258
01:29:18,853 --> 01:29:24,348
# Out of this world
and into the nex #

1259
01:29:24,425 --> 01:29:27,883
# My heart is on fire #

1260
01:29:27,962 --> 01:29:33,127
# And I'm getting
reckless, too #

1261
01:29:35,803 --> 01:29:39,364
# Though the dream #

1262
01:29:39,440 --> 01:29:45,037
# Is slipping
through my hands #

1263
01:29:45,113 --> 01:29:48,480
# They're not mine to hold #

1264
01:29:48,583 --> 01:29:51,484
# This flood of dreams #

1265
01:29:51,586 --> 01:29:57,115
# Is taking control #

1266
01:30:00,895 --> 01:30:03,830
# When you were mine #

1267
01:30:03,931 --> 01:30:07,059
# The sky was so high #

1268
01:30:07,135 --> 01:30:10,070
# The forests were green #

1269
01:30:10,138 --> 01:30:14,802
# And the stars were bright #

1270
01:30:14,909 --> 01:30:18,003
# Now I've got the road #

1271
01:30:18,112 --> 01:30:20,842
# Leading me off #

1272
01:30:20,948 --> 01:30:27,012
# Gravity dissolves #

1273
01:30:27,121 --> 01:30:35,256
# Oh, my home
is floating away #

1274
01:30:35,329 --> 01:30:41,131
# My dreams take to the road #

1275
01:30:41,202 --> 01:30:47,266
# As I try to stay afloat
in this flood #

1276
01:30:47,341 --> 01:30:53,769
# In this flood of dreams #

1277
01:30:53,848 --> 01:30:56,976
# Oh... #

1278
01:30:57,051 --> 01:31:01,147
# In this flood #

1279
01:31:01,222 --> 01:31:04,214
# Oh... #

1280
01:31:13,634 --> 01:31:16,626
## [folk fiddle]

1281
01:31:18,627 --> 01:31:21,127
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