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No feet!
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No! No!
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- No! Not the hair!
- Yes.
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- Not the - Frances!
- Ow!
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I tried to make a frittata, but
it's really more of a scramble.
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This is interesting.
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“To praise a work of literature
by calling it sincere...
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is now at best a way of saying
that, although it may be given...
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no aesthetic or
intellectual admiration -”
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I wouldn't eat a
domesticated dog.
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You say that just
because they're cute.
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Don't be stupid.
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I should sleep in my own bed.
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Why?
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Because I bought it.
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Stay.
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But take off your socks.
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- It's hairless?
- No, it has fine, curly hair.
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There's this house
in Westchester -
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the basement is all
Cornish Rexes.
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It smells awful. The top
floor is Siamese cats.
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- I'm allergic to cats.
- They're hypoallergenic.
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- This is a special Frances kitty.
- Oh. Who knew?
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This one's the runt, which is cheaper,
but I think it's the best one anyway.
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I figure one runt
and one regular.
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I put a hundred-dollar
down payment on each cat.
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Well, 80 for the runt and a
hundred for the other one.
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Why not just get one cat?
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A cat needs a buddy. If you
get one, you need two.
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I'll give you $200
to get no cats.
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So who will take care
of them if you go away?
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I thought we could
get 'em together.
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And move them back and forth
between our apartments?
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No. I thought maybe...
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you could move in with me.
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Oh. Wow.
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- Do you want to move in with me?
- Yeah.
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Yes. I mean, I do have
this other thing.
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- What other thing?
- Well, I don't know.
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I promised Sophie I'd
stay through the lease...
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and she'll probably
want to renew it.
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Is that bad? I'm sorry.
I feel bad.
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- Can't she find someone else?
- Yeah, but it's my friend.
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- Uh-huh.
- I want to move in with you. - Okay.
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- I feel bad.
- Don't feel bad. Forget it.
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- No. What?
- Nothing.
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- You're mad.
- I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
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- I feel bad.
- Stop feeling bad.
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Frances, I asked you to move in.
You said no.
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- But I can't.
- You can. You don't want to.
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- Who is it?
- I don't have to get it.
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- Who is it? - Sophie. I'll call her later.
- Just pick up the phone.
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- Are you sure?
- Answer it.
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Yo, girl! What's up?
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Hey, where are you?
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I can't come.
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Are you drunk?
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I love you!
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Ahh! Dumpling House!
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I can't really talk right now.
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Okay. I love you.
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Okay.
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I love you.
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She's with these guys...
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Benji and Lev, at a
party in Chinatown.
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They're drunk.
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I don't know.
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Maybe this isn't working.
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- I'm sorry.
- Me too..
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Maybe - No, never mind.
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- What?
- I want to pay you for the cats.
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I'm not gonna take
money from you...
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but I am going to get
the cats anyway.
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But then you're gonna be a
single guy with two cats.
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Why would I be single?
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- With two cats.
- No, I know.
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I mean, why would I be single?
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I don't know.
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I thought you said that
this isn't working.
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I mean, if we don't move in together.
If we can't move in together.
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We can move in together.
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I don't know that I believe
anything I'm saying.
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Uh-huh.
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This hasn't been
great for a while.
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“This hasn't been
great for a while.”
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This has not been -
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- Where are you going?
- Home, I guess.
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I'm really... tired.
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I'm always so tired.
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Let's move in together.
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Hi!
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You're crazy. You know Lev?
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Yes.
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- And Benji?
- Hi.
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I can't get interested
in art or books...
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or movies about animals.
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The animals have to talk or be
at war for me to be interested.
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Don't hit the third rail.
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Shit!
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The F's not running.
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- I want a sip.
- Do you want your own?
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I want a sip.
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The coffee people are right.
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We are like a lesbian couple
that doesn't have sex anymore.
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- Wait. Come back.
- Don't pick at your face.
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I don't like smoking alone.
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Me and Dan don't
have sex anymore.
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Didn't have sex anymore.
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Yeah, that's why you broke up.
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And if it happened,
he would just -
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He only had one way
he could finish.
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Oh, I hate that.
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It was always with me facing
flat on the bed from behind...
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which just -
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everything that matters
is covered up.
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- It's like with me and Patch.
- Yo, Patchy!
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'Sup, brah?
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The way he always likes
to come in my face.
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Yeah. Classy.
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He's the kind of guy who says,
“I've gotta take a leak.”
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And wears predistressed
baseball hats.
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He's a nice guy - you
know, for today.
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I should feel bad I
went to that party.
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You deserved it. You just got
out of relationship jail.
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- I think Dan was an alcoholic.
- He was.
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He wasn't a real alcoholic...
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but sometimes he would
have, like, 12 beers.
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- Hey.
- What?
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Lev is asking for your number.
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Give it to him.
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You did just break up with Dan.
Today.
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Just do it.
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I love you, Sophie,
even if you love...
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your phone that has e-mail
more than you love me.
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My phone that has e-mail doesn't
leave a casserole dish...
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in the sink for three days.
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What about that time
you made a cake?
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I love you too.
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"“Ahoy, sexy. Are you
around this week?"
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"Ahoy, sexy"?
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That is actually very gay.
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Am I nautically sensual?
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You're funny.
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Lev didn't laugh at
any of my jokes.
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You are so funny.
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Should I text him back...
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“Starboard anal sex”?
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No.
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Tell me the story of us.
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Again?
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All right, Frances.
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We are gonna take
over the world.
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You'll be this awesomely
bitchy publishing mogul.
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And you'll be this
famous modern dancer...
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and I'll publish a really
expensive book about you.
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That d-bags we make fun of will
put on their coffee tables.
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And we'll co-own a vacation
apartment in Paris.
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And we'll have lovers.
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- And no children.
- And we'll speak at college graduations.
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- And honorary degrees.
- So many honorary degrees.
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- Colleen?
- Yeah.
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What time's rehearsal?
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It's 4:00. Don't forget
to bring your shoes.
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- Hey.
- Jesus!
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Sorry. I'm here.
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I don't have time to talk. I'm
doing the job of three people.
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But I can see you
after rehearsal.
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I read that article in the Times.
You must be so happy.
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Yeah, thanks. I forget I
make my own work sometimes.
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Bu! Thanks.
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- I usually hate that woman's writing.
- Right. Thank you, Frances.
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Actually, I had a couple of questions. I'm
trying to be proactive about my life.
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Ah. Well, I might have some
studio space available...
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if you want to play
with some choreography.
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Uh, no, I was wondering
if there were...
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any more classes at the
school I could teach.
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I'm a little
- I'm kind of broke.
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I'll check, but I'm
all full up, I think.
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I thought so. I'm just proud
of myself for asking.
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I'll probably be able
to use you and some of
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the other apprentices
for the Christmas show.
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- I mean, that's something.
- That's great.
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I just wanted to say I
really look up to you...
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and I just
- I think you're great.
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A beat-up old dancer
doing paperwork?
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I really need to do all
this paperwork now.
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I'm running rehearsal today,
so I'll see you there.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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And then he was like, "Rachel,
you are cold and mean."
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And I was like, “Fuck...
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that really hurt my feelings.”
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And up over the head.
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Boom. Perfect. Over and...
shoulder:
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Boom, boom, boom.
That was great.
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Face each other.
Look at each other.
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Wrap the head around.
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That's nice. That's nice.
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Move it around.
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That's good, Rachel.
That's night.
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- All night.
Understudies, out.
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Understudies, out. Out.
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All right. Good. Take
it from the beginning.
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Plié and straighten...
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and plié and straighten...
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and relevé and down.
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And relevé all the
way up and turn...
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to the other side...
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and all the way down.
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And now we have the
other foot in front.
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And plié and
straighten and plié -
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- Ahoy, sew!
- Ahoy, sexy!
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- There's no service.
- Sometimes there is for a second.
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00:13:06,914 --> 00:13:08,955
What is going on with
that phone, lady?
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I didn't want to do it without
knowing it was okay with you first.
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Do what?
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00:13:15,398 --> 00:13:17,001
I want to move into this
apartment with Lisa.
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It's this great apartment in Tribeca,
which is what I've always wanted...
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but I don't want to do it
if it's not okay with you.
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00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:25,275
- Oh.
- They need to know by tomorrow...
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so I kind of need to
say something today.
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00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,797
Who have you been e-mailing?
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00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:31,954
My parents, for help
with the broker's fee.
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- You have to pay our rent.
- I know.
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I'll pay till the
end of the lease.
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You know, there's only
another two months anyway.
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Are you okay with it? I really
don't want to do it if you're not.
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- I thought we were gonna renew our lease.
- Yeah, but we never talked about it.
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- I could've moved in with Dan.
- Not if you broke up.
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- That's why we broke up.
- Really?
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No.
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It's literally on my favorite street.
Lisa said it was too good to pass up.
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- You hate Lisa.
- She's okay.
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- We make fun of her.
- We're both really clean.
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I'm busy.
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00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:06,314
- I wish it was gonna be with you.
- Yeah.
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- But Lisa found the place.
- Right.
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00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:11,281
Does this train go to DeKalb?
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We could always look for a
place together, if you want.
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But it's really hard to
find stuff in Tribeca.
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I can't afford Tribeca.
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00:14:18,513 --> 00:14:22,834
I'm not leaving you. I'm
just moving neighborhoods.
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00:14:22,953 --> 00:14:25,081
What are you doing?
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I put my ring on my thumb, and I'm
having trouble getting it off.
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Hold your hand above your head.
It'll drain the blood out.
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I look like I'm
asking a question.
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Ow! Fuck! Fuck!
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We bought the kettle
together, remember?
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At the Mexican superstore?
Jesus!
250
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:16,921
Bring it back! Or buy
me another kettle!
251
00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:48,242
Hi. I just - I just got a tax rebate.
Do you want to go to dinner?
252
00:15:48,353 --> 00:15:50,677
This is me in the locker
room with the Knicks.
253
00:15:50,794 --> 00:15:52,878
- Wow.
- Sophie said you liked basketball.
254
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,598
That was just one time.
255
00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:56,513
Oh, crazy.
256
00:15:56,633 --> 00:16:00,278
Oh, yeah. I was goofing around with this
vintage Triumph I think I'm gonna buy.
257
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,914
- Motorcycles are so loud.
- What?
258
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:05,072
You can't listen to music
when you're on a motorcycle.
259
00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:06,873
But you're on a motorcycle.
260
00:16:06,993 --> 00:16:09,480
- This is me with Jay Leno.
- He's such a dick.
261
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:12,273
I know, but don't
you just love him?
262
00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:14,041
- Oh!
- No.
263
00:16:14,153 --> 00:16:15,320
- Yes.
- No.
264
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,113
Ye-No. Yes.
265
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:19,153
I'm the one with the tax rebate.
266
00:16:19,273 --> 00:16:23,393
- Can I take it?
- Uh - Uh - Uh- Fine.
268
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:26,001
Just because you bought dinner doesn't
mean I'm gonna sleep with you.
269
00:16:26,113 --> 00:16:28,197
I'm not trying to
sleep with you.
270
00:16:28,313 --> 00:16:30,234
No, I was pretending to
be a liberated woman.
271
00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:32,154
Oh. I got it.
272
00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:35,481
Thanks for paying. That was very sweet.
You're a lady.
273
00:16:36,713 --> 00:16:38,754
Sorry, but the card
didn't go through.
274
00:16:38,913 --> 00:16:42,034
- Do you have another card you want to try?
- Oh, shit. Sorry.
275
00:16:42,153 --> 00:16:45,961
- This is a debit card.
- Only credit cards or cash.
276
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,393
Okay-
277
00:16:47,553 --> 00:16:49,757
I'm so embarrassed. I'm
not a real person yet.
278
00:16:49,873 --> 00:16:51,401
- I got it.
- No, no. No.
279
00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:54,121
I'm just gonna go run
and get some cash.
280
00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:02,442
- Where's your ATM?
- No ATM. Not working.
281
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,437
Is there an ATM that way?
282
00:17:10,593 --> 00:17:12,513
That way? Okay.
283
00:17:48,113 --> 00:17:50,394
All right. I'll ask her.
I'll let you know.
284
00:17:50,513 --> 00:17:52,433
Okay, man. See you.
285
00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:55,402
Sorry, that was Benji.
My Sophie.
286
00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:57,397
You go to Switzerland?
287
00:17:57,513 --> 00:17:59,717
Have I been to Switzerland?
No.
288
00:17:59,873 --> 00:18:03,553
No. I mean, did you go to
- Where were you?
290
00:18:03,673 --> 00:18:07,394
Oh, I
- It took me so long to find the -
291
00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:10,362
What the fuck'?
You're bleeding.
292
00:18:10,473 --> 00:18:12,514
What? Oh!
293
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,437
- I c-I can't find it.
- It's somewhere on your arm.
294
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,681
I - Oh, shit! Sorry.
295
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:19,474
Don't apologize to me.
296
00:18:19,593 --> 00:18:23,401
Oh, damn it. Let me
- No, no. One second.
298
00:18:23,513 --> 00:18:25,717
I'm gonna go...
use the bathroom.
299
00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:30,478
- This place is pretty awesome.
- Thank you.
300
00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:33,233
- You're welcome.
- I'm a first responder.
301
00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:36,234
- Ah. You didn't have to do that.
- You're injured.
302
00:18:36,353 --> 00:18:38,840
I know, but I'm fine.
303
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:42,161
- There.
- Like a Boy Scout.
304
00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:45,633
Sophie makes fun of me because I
can't account for my bruises.
305
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:48,358
- We're not living together anymore.
- Really?
306
00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:50,797
Yeah. I'm gonna have
to find a new place.
307
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:54,601
I can't afford to stay there alone.
I was thinking Washington Heights.
308
00:18:54,713 --> 00:18:57,953
The chick in the little room might
be moving to Portland next month.
309
00:18:58,073 --> 00:18:59,917
Oh. That's good to know.
310
00:19:01,553 --> 00:19:03,757
You smoke inside?
311
00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:06,394
- Yeah. Don't you?
- No.
312
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,237
- Want to?
- Yeah.
313
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:16,041
This makes me feel like
a bad mother in 1987.
314
00:19:16,153 --> 00:19:17,833
You want to see my room?
315
00:19:17,953 --> 00:19:19,197
Oh!
316
00:19:19,313 --> 00:19:21,713
- Is this your family?
- Nope.
317
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,874
Yo, check it. Vintage lenser.
318
00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:31,481
Eh!
319
00:19:33,993 --> 00:19:35,957
Here we are.
320
00:19:36,073 --> 00:19:37,917
Oh, my God. This is amazing.
321
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:41,154
- Lev? Honey, you home?
- Oh, Benji's home.
322
00:19:41,273 --> 00:19:43,073
So do you do it
professionally?
323
00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:45,317
Yes. Well I mean, I'm
an apprentice...
324
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,801
but it is a professional
dance company.
325
00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:51,361
Oh. I love dance. I dated a
dancer in high school...
326
00:19:51,473 --> 00:19:54,442
and her teacher said I could've
really had a future in it.
327
00:19:54,553 --> 00:19:56,353
You liar. He's a liar.
328
00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:59,241
No, I'm not. Ask
anyone from school.
329
00:19:59,353 --> 00:20:01,601
No, I really love to dance.
330
00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:04,474
It's pretty great. I mean,
it's a hard world, but -
331
00:20:04,593 --> 00:20:06,874
- Do us a dance.
- I'd feel weird.
332
00:20:06,992 --> 00:20:08,837
Come on. Just one move.
333
00:20:10,073 --> 00:20:11,721
Uh...
334
00:20:17,313 --> 00:20:19,233
That was great.
335
00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:21,633
You should be in this music
video a friend is working on.
336
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:25,201
- I'll hook you guys up.
- You guys are like magic.
337
00:20:25,313 --> 00:20:27,517
Is Noodle Champion still open?
I'm starving.
338
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:31,594
- I don't think so.
- All we have is - We have eggs.
339
00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:33,754
I want something prepared...
340
00:20:33,872 --> 00:20:36,317
and brought to me.
341
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:37,480
Wait.
342
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:51,557
- Bye. It was really good.
- I'll call ya. We'll shoot some pigeons.
343
00:20:51,673 --> 00:20:53,921
- I'll let you know about my show.
- Yes, please.
344
00:20:54,032 --> 00:20:55,920
- I love your hair.
- Thank you.
345
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:57,877
- Thanks for stopping by.
- Bye.
346
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,597
This is the best night I've
had since Sophie dumped me.
347
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,720
I should probably go.
348
00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:19,598
Make a left out of the building,
take the first right.
349
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,634
The F is on the other side of
the bridge, on East Broadway.
350
00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:23,554
You'll see a 99-cent store.
351
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,237
Okay. Yeah.
352
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,881
I should go.
353
00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:31,681
Is that chick really
moving to Portland?
354
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:35,394
- Yeah.
- Before you go, do us another dance.
355
00:21:35,513 --> 00:21:37,073
Okay-
356
00:22:01,633 --> 00:22:04,198
I know when to go out...
357
00:22:05,313 --> 00:22:07,758
or when to stay in.
358
00:22:07,873 --> 00:22:09,914
Get things done.
359
00:22:48,753 --> 00:22:52,157
- What time you get in last night?
- Late. Like 1:00.
360
00:22:52,272 --> 00:22:54,281
Why didn't you come
in and say hi?
361
00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:56,474
I'm sorry. I thought
you were asleep.
362
00:22:56,593 --> 00:22:58,480
I wasn't asleep. I
heard you come in.
363
00:22:58,593 --> 00:23:00,841
Then you knew what
time I got in?
364
00:23:00,993 --> 00:23:04,398
I'm working on some sample
skits for Saturday Night Live.
365
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:07,274
A producer said I could probably
get a job writing for them.
366
00:23:07,393 --> 00:23:09,313
- Cool.
- Such a lie.
367
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,240
- Guys, this is Nessa.
- Hey.
368
00:23:11,353 --> 00:23:13,361
Hello. I'm Frances.
369
00:23:13,473 --> 00:23:16,997
Lev and I were gonna make bacon-egg bagels.
You want some?
370
00:23:17,113 --> 00:23:20,157
Oh, no. Thanks, though. I
wanted to go to the Met...
371
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:23,317
and I have to deposit this
check and drop off my laundry.
372
00:23:23,433 --> 00:23:25,353
A whole Sunday planned.
373
00:23:25,473 --> 00:23:27,437
- Ever ridden on a motorcycle?
- Once.
374
00:23:27,553 --> 00:23:29,681
It's an '85 Honda
Shadow VT700.
375
00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:31,997
- Are you impressed?
- Very. Mm-hmm.
376
00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:34,361
So why do you want
to live together?
377
00:23:34,473 --> 00:23:37,441
Well, I met Benji through
my friend Sophie.
378
00:23:37,553 --> 00:23:39,681
- Where is Sophie these days?
- Busy with work.
379
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,201
- Which Sophie?
- Sophie Levy.
380
00:23:41,313 --> 00:23:43,321
Get out! I fucked
her little brother.
381
00:23:43,432 --> 00:23:45,113
Oh, you fucked Thomas.
382
00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:47,120
- Yeah.
- You fucked who?
383
00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:49,094
How do you know her?
384
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,954
We went to college together,
and we're the same person.
385
00:23:51,073 --> 00:23:53,032
- You're that Frances!
- But we have different hair.
386
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:55,041
That's what we say.
Yeah, I'm that Frances.
387
00:23:55,153 --> 00:23:57,597
- She speaks so highly of you.
- Well, we're best friends.
388
00:23:57,713 --> 00:23:59,677
She's been to my house for
Christmas three times.
389
00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,872
- Why doesn't she go to her own house?
- She's Jewish.
390
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:04,481
- She was saying last week she loved you.
- You saw her last week?
391
00:24:04,593 --> 00:24:06,317
When did you fuck her brother?
392
00:24:06,318 --> 00:24:08,040
Where were you guys?
- I met you last night.
393
00:24:08,193 --> 00:24:11,434
- We were at that restaurant, Po.
- Who were you fucking last week, Lev?
394
00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:13,277
Is that a good restaurant?
395
00:24:13,393 --> 00:24:16,841
Was she with
- Who was she with?
396
00:24:16,953 --> 00:24:19,081
Me and Thomas and that
guy she dates, Patch.
397
00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:21,800
- Double-date.
- And some girl. Lena?
398
00:24:21,913 --> 00:24:25,001
- Lisa. Cunt.
- Who were you fucking last week, Frances?
399
00:24:25,112 --> 00:24:28,081
- I make love.
- Frances: Undateable.
400
00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:30,920
- Aren't you a lot older than Sophie?
- No. We went to college together.
401
00:24:31,033 --> 00:24:34,121
- Hmm. You seem older.
- I'm a couple months older.
402
00:24:34,233 --> 00:24:35,913
Like, a lot older...
403
00:24:36,033 --> 00:24:38,521
but less, like, grown up.
404
00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:40,881
It's weird. You
have an older face.
405
00:24:40,993 --> 00:24:44,081
But, like, you don't
have your shit together.
406
00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:49,280
Nessa can't come from sex.
Only 69.
407
00:24:49,392 --> 00:24:50,953
That's a crazy helmet.
408
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,680
Got to. Motorcycle law. Can
you leave that rent check?
409
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:56,673
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll just
put it on your desk.
410
00:24:56,792 --> 00:24:59,477
- 950, right?
- Nope, 1,200.
411
00:24:59,593 --> 00:25:01,513
I don't, um -
412
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,520
When I moved in, we said 950.
413
00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:06,513
Nope. The whole space is 4,000,
but the little room's only 1,200.
414
00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:10,114
No, she's right. We said we could pay
that much until she got more cash.
415
00:25:10,273 --> 00:25:12,114
Remember? Because when I
do the Christmas show...
416
00:25:12,193 --> 00:25:14,157
I'll make more because I'll
be doing ten shows a week.
417
00:25:14,158 --> 00:25:16,121
Oh, right.
418
00:25:16,233 --> 00:25:19,518
So we're good with 950'? That's okay?
I'm really sorry.
419
00:25:19,633 --> 00:25:21,674
No prob.
420
00:25:21,793 --> 00:25:23,713
Catch you on the flip side.
421
00:25:25,072 --> 00:25:26,917
He leaves so easily.
422
00:25:27,033 --> 00:25:29,313
Well, transportation's
his thing.
423
00:25:29,432 --> 00:25:33,001
Bike, skateboard.
He has a car too.
424
00:25:33,112 --> 00:25:35,796
I can't even get out of
the house on my feet.
425
00:25:37,512 --> 00:25:39,913
You know what Virginia Woolf
book this reminds me of?
426
00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:41,953
Frances: Undateable.
427
00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:45,197
Want to watch a mo vie?
428
00:25:45,313 --> 00:25:48,161
- Now?
- Yeah. Let's do a movie afternoon.
429
00:25:48,273 --> 00:25:50,913
I already wasted the whole day.
I already feel bad.
430
00:25:51,033 --> 00:25:53,161
I think it's a great day.
431
00:25:53,272 --> 00:25:56,196
I ate an egg bagel that
Lev's slut made me.
432
00:25:56,353 --> 00:25:59,277
I Internet-acquired three
pairs of very rare Ray-Bans.
433
00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:01,913
I'm doing awesome.
434
00:26:02,033 --> 00:26:03,833
I thought we were both broke.
435
00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:06,561
I caved and finally took
a loan from my stepdad.
436
00:26:06,673 --> 00:26:10,197
Bastard. I need a
fucking job, though.
437
00:26:10,312 --> 00:26:13,040
- What about SNL?
- Yeah, maybe.
438
00:26:13,153 --> 00:26:15,314
It's gone so downhill.
439
00:26:16,352 --> 00:26:18,436
Till then, it's after 3:00.
440
00:26:18,593 --> 00:26:20,961
I can drink.
441
00:26:21,073 --> 00:26:23,081
Let's do something fun.
442
00:26:23,192 --> 00:26:26,160
- We could go to a movie.
- Movies are so expensive now.
443
00:26:26,273 --> 00:26:28,673
Yeah, but you're at the movies.
444
00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:31,520
I should be saving so
I can pay full rent.
445
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,717
Well, I'm not gonna force you.
446
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:35,797
I have to work out, at least.
447
00:26:35,913 --> 00:26:38,553
I cannot get fat.
448
00:26:43,553 --> 00:26:45,397
Do I look old to you?
449
00:26:45,513 --> 00:26:47,913
No. Yes.
450
00:26:48,032 --> 00:26:50,760
- How old?
- Older than I am?
451
00:26:50,912 --> 00:26:53,280
- Older than 27?
- No.
452
00:26:53,392 --> 00:26:56,513
Twenty-seven is old, though.
453
00:27:10,512 --> 00:27:12,553
Isn't this place amazing?
454
00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,921
- Is that an Eames chair?
- Yeah.
455
00:27:15,072 --> 00:27:17,800
- Isn't this great?
- Total rich-kid apartment.
456
00:27:17,952 --> 00:27:20,833
The boys just have good eyes.
They find stuff all the time.
457
00:27:20,993 --> 00:27:22,957
Do you know who Lev
Shapiro's Dad is?
458
00:27:23,073 --> 00:27:26,433
He doesn't get along with his Dad.
Lev and Benji are artists.
459
00:27:26,552 --> 00:27:30,961
Exactly. The only people who can afford
to be artists in New York are rich.
460
00:27:31,072 --> 00:27:33,036
I'm an artist. I'm not rich.
461
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,952
You are rare.
462
00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:37,200
We need whiskeys.
463
00:27:37,313 --> 00:27:41,001
It's just, this apartment is very...
aware of itself.
464
00:27:41,153 --> 00:27:44,557
Everyone who comes here loves it.
I love it.
465
00:27:44,672 --> 00:27:46,953
The three of us are
hilarious together.
466
00:27:47,073 --> 00:27:49,834
We're like a sitcom:
My Two Husbands.
467
00:27:49,953 --> 00:27:53,118
Oh, that's great. I'm really
happy for you, Frances.
468
00:27:53,233 --> 00:27:55,120
Thank you, Sophie.
469
00:27:56,632 --> 00:27:57,953
Ladies.
470
00:27:58,072 --> 00:28:00,156
Lev Shapiro, you know Sophie?
471
00:28:00,272 --> 00:28:03,557
Of course. Still beautiful.
472
00:28:03,712 --> 00:28:05,960
- How is the publishing business?
- You know, not good.
473
00:28:06,072 --> 00:28:07,840
How's sculpture?
474
00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:09,993
Amazing-ng-ng.
475
00:28:10,113 --> 00:28:12,317
Oh. My boyfriend likes
that artist you work for.
476
00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:16,197
- Tell your boyfriend he can talk to me
if he wants to buy something. - I will.
477
00:28:16,312 --> 00:28:18,952
Are we buying art now? Is
that the point we're at?
478
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:22,116
- I need to get clean. Ladies.
- Bye.
479
00:28:22,232 --> 00:28:25,996
- Lev would totally date you.
- I have a boyfriend.
480
00:28:26,112 --> 00:28:27,880
But isn't he charming
and so handsome?
481
00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:30,632
You could be over here all the time.
It would be great.
482
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:33,273
Then you wouldn't have to spend
all that time with Lisa.
483
00:28:33,392 --> 00:28:37,037
- Right. I could fuck him just
to not hang outwith Lisa.
484
00:28:37,153 --> 00:28:40,197
Don't mind me. I'm just
trying to get your attention.
485
00:28:43,713 --> 00:28:46,953
How could you not want to date him?
He's kind of magic.
486
00:28:47,072 --> 00:28:49,200
Because I'm with Patch.
487
00:28:50,593 --> 00:28:52,513
Patch is the kind of guy...
488
00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:54,761
who buys a black
leather couch...
489
00:28:54,912 --> 00:28:57,160
and is like, “I love it.”
490
00:28:57,313 --> 00:29:00,761
- What are we doing with our day?
- I got to get going around 5:00.
491
00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:03,273
- I thought we were hanging out.
- We are.
492
00:29:03,392 --> 00:29:05,193
All day.
493
00:29:05,194 --> 00:29:06,993
I have plans with Patch tonight.
I told you.
494
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:10,517
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did. I texted that to you.
495
00:29:10,632 --> 00:29:12,312
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.
496
00:29:12,432 --> 00:29:14,680
- Here.
- We're not doing that.
497
00:29:14,792 --> 00:29:16,920
That's shitty. It's not court.
498
00:29:17,033 --> 00:29:19,477
- I did text you, though.
- I believe you.
499
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,655
You don't have to believe me.
I did text you.
500
00:29:21,656 --> 00:29:23,717
Want to see my room?
501
00:29:23,832 --> 00:29:27,073
I kind of have a crush on this
boy, but his name is Georgie...
502
00:29:27,193 --> 00:29:29,561
so I don't really know
how far it's gonna go.
503
00:29:29,673 --> 00:29:33,394
- Can't fuck a Georgie.
- "“I want you inside me, Georgie."
504
00:29:33,513 --> 00:29:35,793
- Have you been dating anyone?
- Nope.
505
00:29:35,912 --> 00:29:37,757
- Oh, Frances.
- It's fine.
506
00:29:37,873 --> 00:29:40,754
- What about Benji?
- Benji thinks I'm undateable.
507
00:29:40,872 --> 00:29:44,200
It's really funny when he does it.
You and I are both undateable.
508
00:29:44,353 --> 00:29:46,514
Guys can't handle us. We're
gonna end up spinsters.
509
00:29:46,632 --> 00:29:49,153
You better break that to Patch.
510
00:29:49,273 --> 00:29:51,837
Boys are easier. Girls
are passive-aggressive.
511
00:29:51,952 --> 00:29:54,713
Boys are just like,
"Clean up your shit."
512
00:29:54,832 --> 00:29:56,632
You're still messy.
513
00:29:58,552 --> 00:30:00,320
I've been busy.
514
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:04,033
No, it wasn't a criticism. I
meant it as a nice thing.
515
00:30:04,192 --> 00:30:06,157
You will always be messy,
and you will always
516
00:30:06,158 --> 00:30:08,121
look at yourself too
much in the mirror.
517
00:30:08,232 --> 00:30:11,996
- When did I look at myself in the mirror?
- Always. You just were doing it.
518
00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:14,273
There are so many mirrors
in this apartment.
519
00:30:14,392 --> 00:30:16,192
I don't want you to change.
520
00:30:16,312 --> 00:30:19,477
I like your clothes everywhere and
your mirror thing. It's sweet.
521
00:30:19,593 --> 00:30:22,037
- You have stuff too.
- What?
522
00:30:22,152 --> 00:30:24,433
You judge people who aren't
as moderate as you are.
523
00:30:24,552 --> 00:30:27,072
- I do not.
- You do, and you don't read.
524
00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:31,514
- Hey, bitches!
- Benji! You're crazy!
525
00:30:35,032 --> 00:30:37,793
- Want to see my room?
- Sure.
526
00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:41,360
- Hey, guys, this is Lindsay.
- Hi.
527
00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:51,679
I wish we had cookies.
528
00:30:52,592 --> 00:30:54,437
I wish we had Chessmen.
529
00:31:31,152 --> 00:31:33,433
- Good show tonight.
- You too.
530
00:31:33,552 --> 00:31:36,760
- You were beautiful tonight.
- Thank you.
531
00:31:36,872 --> 00:31:38,477
- Hey.
- Hi. Sorry.
532
00:31:38,593 --> 00:31:41,594
I'm so slow. I have
trouble leaving places.
533
00:31:41,712 --> 00:31:43,196
You were great tonight.
534
00:31:43,312 --> 00:31:45,396
Thanks.
535
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:47,280
Frances, I wanted
to tell you...
536
00:31:47,392 --> 00:31:49,672
so you would have some
days to process it:
537
00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:51,996
We won't be able to use you
in the Christmas show.
538
00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:54,196
I'm really sorry.
539
00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:55,796
What?
540
00:31:55,912 --> 00:31:59,753
- I'm really sorry. You know what bad
shape the company's in. - I know.
541
00:31:59,872 --> 00:32:02,240
We can talk about next steps
when we're back in February.
542
00:32:03,712 --> 00:32:05,840
- Am I fired?
- No.
543
00:32:05,952 --> 00:32:07,196
I just-I like you...
544
00:32:07,312 --> 00:32:10,597
and I want to talk about the future
and make sure it's what you want.
545
00:32:10,712 --> 00:32:14,040
- I want to be in the company.
- I know.
546
00:32:14,152 --> 00:32:16,552
Take your time.
547
00:32:16,672 --> 00:32:18,713
I will. I can't help it.
548
00:32:31,113 --> 00:32:33,436
Oh, my love! I'm so
glad you're here!
549
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,200
You were great. Really great.
550
00:32:35,312 --> 00:32:36,736
Could you see me?
551
00:32:36,737 --> 00:32:38,161
We were in the risers, so
we could see to the back.
552
00:32:38,272 --> 00:32:41,480
- Who?
- Sorry. Had to take a leak.
553
00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:43,916
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
554
00:32:45,513 --> 00:32:48,317
Shall we all go out
for a quick drink?
555
00:32:48,432 --> 00:32:49,599
“A quick drink”?
556
00:32:49,712 --> 00:32:52,516
- Yeah, we have to get up early tomorrow.
- Tomorrow's Saturday.
557
00:32:52,632 --> 00:32:55,360
We have to catch a flight. We're
meeting my parents in the Galapagos.
558
00:32:55,472 --> 00:32:58,757
I haven't packed yet.
You know me.
559
00:32:58,872 --> 00:33:01,480
- Last-minute Mabel.
- Ronald Rule-follower.
560
00:33:10,912 --> 00:33:13,432
I want us to be
family, you know?
561
00:33:13,552 --> 00:33:16,072
I can be part of your
family, don't you think?
562
00:33:16,192 --> 00:33:18,680
Patch, I love you
- I want to love you -
563
00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:20,560
but I need you to get drunk.
564
00:33:20,672 --> 00:33:22,396
- How are we doing?
- Really good.
565
00:33:22,512 --> 00:33:26,441
We'll get a bottle of your most
expensive vodka for the table...
566
00:33:26,592 --> 00:33:29,037
and then all of the stuff
that comes with it.
567
00:33:29,152 --> 00:33:30,635
Very good.
568
00:33:31,752 --> 00:33:33,912
- Sophie.
- Yes?
569
00:33:34,032 --> 00:33:36,073
- Come with me.
- Where? - Bathroom.
570
00:33:36,192 --> 00:33:38,200
Really? We're
still doing this?
571
00:33:38,313 --> 00:33:40,713
Patch, you got
this, money-wise?
572
00:33:40,832 --> 00:33:42,272
Yep.
573
00:33:45,152 --> 00:33:47,597
I was lying. I
don't love Patch.
574
00:33:47,712 --> 00:33:50,440
- I do love him.
- Since when? When did this happen?
575
00:33:50,592 --> 00:33:53,713
- It's been happening.
- That's fucking bullshit. Come on!
576
00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:57,072
No, you're bullshit. And you're
making me feel really bad right now.
577
00:33:57,192 --> 00:34:00,913
- I want to love him if you love
him, but you don't love him. - I do.
578
00:34:01,032 --> 00:34:03,073
Sophie, I fucking held
your head while you cried.
579
00:34:03,192 --> 00:34:06,116
I bought special milk for you. I
know where you hide your pills.
580
00:34:06,272 --> 00:34:07,800
Don't treat me like a
three-hour-brunch friend!
581
00:34:07,912 --> 00:34:10,433
I'm not talking to you
while you're like this.
582
00:34:12,992 --> 00:34:14,837
- We have to go.
- I'm going.
583
00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:17,472
- We can stay if you want.
- Come on, get your stuff.
584
00:34:17,592 --> 00:34:19,960
I'm going. You
fucking sit down!
585
00:34:21,552 --> 00:34:23,920
Enjoy the Galapagos.
586
00:34:24,032 --> 00:34:26,836
I'm also going on vacation.
A long one.
587
00:34:26,952 --> 00:34:29,276
I'll set up my e-mail so it
sends out a vacation e-mail.
588
00:34:29,392 --> 00:34:31,912
My voice mail will also
say I'm on vacation...
589
00:34:32,032 --> 00:34:34,597
so if you get that, don't worry
- I'm on vacation.
590
00:34:34,712 --> 00:34:37,756
I'll try to give you a call when I get back.
Thanks, guys.
591
00:34:37,872 --> 00:34:39,716
This was great.
592
00:34:47,872 --> 00:34:51,319
- You're cleaning?
- I'm not messy. I'm busy.
593
00:34:52,952 --> 00:34:56,312
I don't make the bed.
Sophie always made the bed.
594
00:34:56,432 --> 00:34:59,640
I'm so happy you're home. I
had such a shitty night.
595
00:34:59,752 --> 00:35:01,672
Tsk. Oh, sorry, kid.
596
00:35:01,792 --> 00:35:05,481
I had a great night. I cracked the
second act of my script. I'm on page 68.
597
00:35:05,592 --> 00:35:08,713
Oh, that's exciting.
Is it for SNL?
598
00:35:08,832 --> 00:35:12,673
No, this is a sample script I'm
writing for the third Gremlins.
599
00:35:12,792 --> 00:35:15,160
- Boy trouble tonight?
- Sophie trouble.
600
00:35:15,272 --> 00:35:18,121
- Undateable.
- And I kind of-
601
00:35:18,272 --> 00:35:21,633
I - I-l got temporarily fired.
602
00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:24,196
I've been fired a million times.
Makes you cool.
603
00:35:24,312 --> 00:35:26,713
Yeah, but if I don't have
the Christmas show...
604
00:35:26,832 --> 00:35:28,992
I can't... pay rent.
605
00:35:30,512 --> 00:35:32,236
Do you have any tunes?
606
00:35:32,352 --> 00:35:34,436
Wait right there.
607
00:35:49,752 --> 00:35:51,312
It's a jammer.
608
00:35:59,152 --> 00:36:01,193
- It's great.
- I know.
609
00:36:01,312 --> 00:36:04,193
- I love it. Put it on my mix.
- Aren't these headphones tits?
610
00:36:04,352 --> 00:36:06,960
I just got 'em. They're
super-duper noise-canceling...
611
00:36:07,072 --> 00:36:09,080
so I don't have
to hear Lev fuck.
612
00:36:12,392 --> 00:36:14,116
- Oh, no.
- All right.
613
00:36:17,792 --> 00:36:21,437
Lev and I were talking about getting
a maid to come once a week.
614
00:36:21,552 --> 00:36:23,875
- A maid?
- Yeah, it's not that expensive.
615
00:36:24,032 --> 00:36:26,236
It's like 400 bucks a month.
616
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,756
Do you know I'm actually poor?
617
00:36:29,872 --> 00:36:31,477
You aren't poor.
618
00:36:31,592 --> 00:36:33,796
There are poor people.
You aren't one of them.
619
00:36:33,912 --> 00:36:36,716
You'd feel poor if you had
as little money as I do.
620
00:36:36,832 --> 00:36:39,876
But you're not poor. That's
offensive to actual poor people.
621
00:36:39,992 --> 00:36:42,557
Yeah, I guess that's true.
622
00:36:42,672 --> 00:36:44,352
You want -
623
00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:46,596
- You want to hear something hilarious?
- Yes.
624
00:36:46,712 --> 00:36:49,320
Lev thinks we're gonna
end up married.
625
00:36:49,432 --> 00:36:51,232
I'm too tall to marry.
626
00:36:51,392 --> 00:36:53,236
You are.
627
00:36:53,352 --> 00:36:56,352
That's so funny. Why
does he think that?
628
00:36:56,472 --> 00:36:59,713
Well, I did want to sleep with
you when I first met you.
629
00:36:59,872 --> 00:37:01,956
But now - totally undateable.
630
00:37:02,072 --> 00:37:05,956
I guess we are like a married couple in a way.
We talk. We don't have sex.
631
00:37:06,112 --> 00:37:08,435
Yeah, we get along super well.
632
00:37:08,552 --> 00:37:10,680
Sophie and I were like that too.
633
00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:12,756
Right, but Sophie's a girl...
634
00:37:12,872 --> 00:37:15,196
and you're both straight,
so it had less, like...
635
00:37:15,312 --> 00:37:17,036
real-world probability.
636
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:20,993
Right. Well - Okay. I'm done.
638
00:37:22,872 --> 00:37:25,599
I hope I don't have the
spins when I lie down.
639
00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:28,952
Just lay on your back by
the edge of the bed...
640
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,756
and put one foot on the floor.
641
00:37:31,872 --> 00:37:33,477
It helps.
642
00:37:38,232 --> 00:37:39,879
Good night, then.
643
00:37:39,992 --> 00:37:41,355
Good night.
644
00:37:41,472 --> 00:37:44,321
- Good luck with Gremlins.
- Three.
645
00:37:44,432 --> 00:37:46,319
Open? Shut?
646
00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:48,112
Shut, I guess.
647
00:37:48,232 --> 00:37:50,304
- I don't know. Does it matter?
- I'll leave it open...
648
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:53,833
so if you need to throw up or cry
or something, you can call me.
649
00:37:53,952 --> 00:37:55,720
Thanks, yeah. Open.
650
00:38:32,432 --> 00:38:35,553
Welcome to Sacramento
International Airport...
651
00:38:35,672 --> 00:38:37,472
gate way to Northern
California.
652
00:38:37,591 --> 00:38:40,112
- Hi!
- Hi, honey. So glad you're home.
653
00:38:40,232 --> 00:38:42,916
- Good to see you.
- Hi, Rosie!
654
00:38:51,392 --> 00:38:55,081
- People are lamenting being 28, Chris?
- I know. I can't handle it.
655
00:38:57,312 --> 00:39:01,153
Bacon. Bacon like
it was chips.
656
00:39:06,752 --> 00:39:09,153
I'll send it. I didn't want
to load you down with photos.
657
00:39:09,271 --> 00:39:11,280
- I like this picture.
- I'll send it to you.
658
00:39:16,592 --> 00:39:20,956
I love - I love that trumpet!
659
00:39:32,552 --> 00:39:34,472
Integrity and acceptance.
660
00:39:34,592 --> 00:39:36,392
Integrity and acceptance.
661
00:39:36,512 --> 00:39:38,192
We seek spiritual growth.
662
00:39:38,312 --> 00:39:41,356
- Intellectual stimulation.
- Intellectual stimulation.
663
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:24,000
It's kind of far away from her.
There aren't any trains.
664
00:40:24,112 --> 00:40:25,476
What about subways?
665
00:40:26,672 --> 00:40:28,800
Look, look. These
- These look good.
666
00:40:28,912 --> 00:40:30,876
- Okay.
- Look at those legs.
667
00:40:30,991 --> 00:40:32,552
Does that hurt?
668
00:40:32,672 --> 00:40:36,032
- Nope, you're numb. Won't feel a thing.
- Will it hurt when I'm not numb?
669
00:40:48,711 --> 00:40:50,599
Frances?
670
00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:52,432
I'm in here.
671
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:55,432
Come on, honey. I really,
really need to get in there.
672
00:40:55,551 --> 00:40:58,836
- I'll be out in a second.
- Frances, how much longer?
673
00:41:04,471 --> 00:41:07,799
- Are these new cutting boards?
- Mm-hmm.
674
00:41:07,911 --> 00:41:10,476
As soon as I found red
ones, there I was.
675
00:41:10,592 --> 00:41:13,319
- We have to make
- - More tamales.
676
00:41:13,432 --> 00:41:15,353
I can't believe Mom
gave our tamales away.
677
00:41:15,354 --> 00:41:17,273
Well, Mom, you know -
678
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:20,960
- What's this one? Did I make this?
- You made that.
679
00:41:21,071 --> 00:41:24,356
Oh, here's the green ballerina.
This is the one.
680
00:41:24,471 --> 00:41:26,114
The green ballerina?
- You were the green girls.
681
00:41:26,115 --> 00:41:27,756
Chandra and her mother.
682
00:41:27,872 --> 00:41:31,396
Right. Yeah, that was our level.
We were level green.
683
00:41:40,791 --> 00:41:42,591
- Bye. I love you.
- Bye, honey.
684
00:41:42,711 --> 00:41:45,035
- It was a great trip.
- Yeah, I'll call you...
685
00:41:45,152 --> 00:41:47,879
as soon as I'm back in New York.
Bye.
686
00:41:52,032 --> 00:41:53,637
Bye.
687
00:42:12,192 --> 00:42:14,757
- Ahoy, sexy!
- Oh, hey.
688
00:42:17,352 --> 00:42:18,912
Stop thanking me.
689
00:42:19,071 --> 00:42:21,952
It just means a lot,
letting me stay with you.
690
00:42:22,111 --> 00:42:24,992
I want you to know, you are
definitely getting a thank-you note.
691
00:42:25,152 --> 00:42:26,679
Don't worry.
692
00:42:26,792 --> 00:42:29,912
Hey, have you ever done where
you, like, play fight?
693
00:42:30,031 --> 00:42:32,671
- Why?
- Because it's funny. To be funny.
694
00:42:32,832 --> 00:42:35,232
- I don't want to.
- It's super fun.
695
00:42:35,391 --> 00:42:37,956
Um, so just come at me.
696
00:42:38,112 --> 00:42:39,236
No.
697
00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:40,875
Okay, well, then, I'll just -
698
00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,240
Stop it! Damn it!
699
00:42:43,392 --> 00:42:45,159
Sorry. You have to fight back.
700
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:46,872
Stop it! I said stop!
701
00:42:46,992 --> 00:42:48,836
Oh. S-Sorry.
702
00:42:50,832 --> 00:42:52,632
Thank you so much.
703
00:42:52,752 --> 00:42:55,240
Oh, my God. He's the
most beautiful creature.
704
00:42:55,352 --> 00:42:59,236
He's in the 90 percentile for
height and 95 for weight.
705
00:42:59,352 --> 00:43:02,353
But it evens out later, when they walk.
It doesn't mean he'll be fat.
706
00:43:02,472 --> 00:43:03,519
No!
707
00:43:03,631 --> 00:43:07,200
- Eh, you're getting a phone call.
- Oh.
708
00:43:07,312 --> 00:43:10,553
It's so funny when people
have kids, and they're all...
709
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:14,393
“I used to be so focused on me, and
now I'm totally not.” it's like, no.
710
00:43:14,511 --> 00:43:18,232
It's still you. It's half you.
It's a mini-you.
711
00:43:18,351 --> 00:43:20,839
I mean, you made it.
712
00:43:22,711 --> 00:43:25,472
- I forgot to eat today.
- The only time you hear the phrase...
713
00:43:25,591 --> 00:43:28,876
“I'm not here to make friends”
is on reality television.
714
00:43:30,951 --> 00:43:32,751
- Oh! Sorry.
- It's okay.
715
00:43:32,871 --> 00:43:35,992
- I'm so sorry.
- No, I'm trying to not drink right now.
716
00:43:36,112 --> 00:43:37,792
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
717
00:43:37,911 --> 00:43:40,551
You're not the one who's bat-shit
crazy after four vodkas.
718
00:43:40,671 --> 00:43:43,552
Janelle had a hard time giving
it up when she was pregnant.
719
00:43:43,711 --> 00:43:46,712
I did, yeah. I
totally understand.
720
00:43:46,831 --> 00:43:48,839
What do you do?
721
00:43:48,992 --> 00:43:52,997
- What? - What do you do? It's such a
stupid question, I thought I'd ask it.
722
00:43:53,151 --> 00:43:55,399
Oh, no. I'm - I'm a lawyer.
723
00:43:55,511 --> 00:43:58,839
- What do you do?
- That's such a stupid question.
724
00:43:58,951 --> 00:44:02,433
Just kidding. Um, it's
kind of hard to explain.
725
00:44:03,512 --> 00:44:05,552
Because what you
do is complicated?
726
00:44:05,671 --> 00:44:07,712
Uh, because I don't
really do it.
727
00:44:10,551 --> 00:44:13,191
- I am a dancer, I guess.
- Mm.
728
00:44:13,311 --> 00:44:15,275
Frances and I are in
the same company.
729
00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:17,552
But Rachel's in the main company.
I'm an apprentice.
730
00:44:17,672 --> 00:44:21,600
Hopefully the touring company soon. I
have a meeting with Colleen on Monday.
731
00:44:21,711 --> 00:44:23,631
- Oh, cool.
- Yeah.
732
00:44:23,751 --> 00:44:25,912
But things are really great.
733
00:44:26,032 --> 00:44:28,193
Rachel and I have a
really cool apartment.
734
00:44:28,311 --> 00:44:31,836
Or Rachel does, and I'm staying
there for six-ish weeks.
735
00:44:31,951 --> 00:44:33,959
- Five.
- Right. Five. Yeah.
736
00:44:34,071 --> 00:44:35,916
But everything's up
in the air right now.
737
00:44:36,032 --> 00:44:38,716
I like being alone.
738
00:44:38,831 --> 00:44:40,795
- I just got back from Sacramento.
- Oh!
739
00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:43,432
Oh, Andy and Janelle just
got back from Paris.
740
00:44:43,552 --> 00:44:46,116
Six and a half hours on
a plane with a baby.
741
00:44:46,231 --> 00:44:48,796
Won't be doing that again soon.
But it was heaven.
742
00:44:48,912 --> 00:44:50,920
Do you ever get to Paris?
743
00:44:51,031 --> 00:44:53,476
Uh, no, not really.
Kind of, once.
744
00:44:53,631 --> 00:44:56,119
Actually, no. What's
that museum...
745
00:44:56,231 --> 00:44:58,031
with the escalators and tubes?
746
00:44:58,151 --> 00:44:59,559
- The Pompidou.
- Yeah!
747
00:44:59,671 --> 00:45:01,471
They have this great
place in the Sixth.
748
00:45:01,631 --> 00:45:04,392
- Oh, it's a little pied-a-terre.
- Literally?
749
00:45:04,511 --> 00:45:06,431
Yeah, but it's a
really special place.
750
00:45:06,592 --> 00:45:09,319
Yeah, it's just so hard to get
to spend any time there...
751
00:45:09,472 --> 00:45:11,839
since I got the job at the Journal...
and the baby.
752
00:45:11,952 --> 00:45:15,673
I'd love to go to Paris.
I'll bet it's magic.
753
00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:17,592
Uh, my friend from
college, Abby...
754
00:45:17,712 --> 00:45:20,473
who moved there with her boyfriend
because he works at a bank...
755
00:45:20,592 --> 00:45:24,073
in college, she was one of the
top five group of friends...
756
00:45:24,192 --> 00:45:27,520
but then Zoe became closer to
the group and Abby moved...
757
00:45:27,631 --> 00:45:29,115
to the outer circle.
758
00:45:29,232 --> 00:45:31,480
Sophie and Abby never
totally got along...
759
00:45:31,592 --> 00:45:33,075
and then she started
dating Paul...
760
00:45:33,191 --> 00:45:35,592
who I always thought
would've dated any of us...
761
00:45:35,712 --> 00:45:37,992
but... he ended up with Abby.
762
00:45:40,352 --> 00:45:42,360
Well, if you're ever there...
763
00:45:42,471 --> 00:45:45,799
- we like for it to be used.
- Yeah.
764
00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:48,756
I don't see myself getting
there super soon...
765
00:45:48,872 --> 00:45:51,392
but... thanks, thanks.
766
00:45:51,511 --> 00:45:53,835
That is a very sexy dress.
767
00:45:54,991 --> 00:45:56,792
Fuck, I sound like
a gay grandmother.
768
00:45:56,911 --> 00:45:59,912
Frances, I think you know one
of my colleagues at Goldman -
769
00:46:00,031 --> 00:46:01,875
Reade “Patch” Krause.
770
00:46:01,991 --> 00:46:04,840
Yeah, I know Patch.
“'Sup, brah?”.
771
00:46:04,991 --> 00:46:07,032
That's him. Nobody
is better...
772
00:46:07,151 --> 00:46:09,519
at anticipating inflection
points than Patchy.
773
00:46:09,631 --> 00:46:13,200
His girlfriend, Sophie, and I are the
same person with different hair.
774
00:46:13,311 --> 00:46:16,312
Not really. We went to
college together...
775
00:46:16,432 --> 00:46:20,196
and we used to take the train into the
city on weekends and make bad decisions.
776
00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,635
- You got pregnant?
- What? No.
777
00:46:22,752 --> 00:46:25,240
She's a great lady. I really like her.
So smart.
778
00:46:25,352 --> 00:46:27,872
Yeah. I mean - Yeah.
779
00:46:28,031 --> 00:46:29,799
I mean, we're all smart.
780
00:46:29,911 --> 00:46:32,312
Yeah, but she's...
book-smart smart.
781
00:46:32,431 --> 00:46:34,559
She's actually not. She
doesn't really read...
782
00:46:34,672 --> 00:46:36,713
except for work, which
is the funny thing.
783
00:46:36,831 --> 00:46:39,199
She seems like she
reads a lot to me.
784
00:46:39,312 --> 00:46:41,799
- I read way more.
- Mm-hmm.
785
00:46:41,911 --> 00:46:45,720
I don't know why I'm shit-talking Sophie.
She's basically the best person I know.
786
00:46:46,992 --> 00:46:50,112
- It's kind of crazy though, right?
- Mm, yeah.
787
00:46:50,231 --> 00:46:52,479
- Which part?
- Japan.
788
00:46:52,591 --> 00:46:54,119
Japan?
789
00:46:54,231 --> 00:46:57,396
Yeah, they're moving to
Japan in a couple of weeks.
790
00:46:58,431 --> 00:47:01,399
- Wait. What?
- Patch got transferred.
791
00:47:01,511 --> 00:47:04,032
It's a really cool position.
He's gonna be...
792
00:47:04,191 --> 00:47:07,235
the director of research
for all the Asian markets.
793
00:47:07,351 --> 00:47:09,195
For how long?
794
00:47:09,311 --> 00:47:11,231
Indefinitely.
795
00:47:11,351 --> 00:47:13,435
But Sophie has a job
at Random House.
796
00:47:13,551 --> 00:47:15,035
She quit.
797
00:47:15,151 --> 00:47:16,515
Oh.
798
00:47:16,632 --> 00:47:19,152
The Pilates thing is nice.
You feel so good.
799
00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:21,879
"Frances and I do a lot of yoga.
It's good for dance.
800
00:47:21,992 --> 00:47:24,796
It's fun to go with somebody,
to have a friend to go with.
801
00:47:24,911 --> 00:47:28,239
I think I'm better-looking
than I am in pictures.
802
00:47:28,351 --> 00:47:29,911
Nadia?
803
00:47:30,031 --> 00:47:32,312
I want this one moment.
804
00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:36,792
It's - it's what I want
in a relationship...
805
00:47:36,911 --> 00:47:40,032
which might explain why I
am single now. Ha, ha.
806
00:47:40,151 --> 00:47:44,636
It's, uh
- It's kind of hard lo -
808
00:47:45,992 --> 00:47:48,993
it's that thing when
you're with someone...
809
00:47:49,111 --> 00:47:51,392
and you love them
and they know it...
810
00:47:51,551 --> 00:47:54,279
and they love you
and you know it...
811
00:47:54,391 --> 00:47:56,355
but it's a party...
812
00:47:56,511 --> 00:47:59,076
and you're both talking
to other people...
813
00:47:59,231 --> 00:48:01,435
and you're laughing
and shining...
814
00:48:01,551 --> 00:48:03,395
and you look across the room...
815
00:48:03,511 --> 00:48:05,520
and catch each other's eyes...
816
00:48:05,631 --> 00:48:08,195
but - but not because
you're possessive...
817
00:48:08,311 --> 00:48:13,319
or it's precisely sexual...
but because...
819
00:48:13,471 --> 00:48:16,155
that is your person
in this life.
820
00:48:16,271 --> 00:48:19,599
And ifs funny and sad,
but only because...
821
00:48:19,712 --> 00:48:23,356
this life will end, and
it's this secret world...
822
00:48:23,471 --> 00:48:25,358
that exists right there...
823
00:48:25,472 --> 00:48:28,440
in public, unnoticed, that
no one else knows about.
824
00:48:29,472 --> 00:48:32,832
It's sort of like how they say
that other dimensions exist...
825
00:48:32,991 --> 00:48:36,396
all around us, but we don't have
the ability to perceive them.
826
00:48:37,991 --> 00:48:39,999
That's -
827
00:48:40,111 --> 00:48:43,232
That's what I want out
of a relationship.
828
00:48:44,591 --> 00:48:46,839
Or just life, I guess.
829
00:48:46,951 --> 00:48:48,511
Love.
830
00:48:52,431 --> 00:48:54,155
I sound stoned.
831
00:48:55,512 --> 00:48:57,159
I'm not stoned.
832
00:48:58,272 --> 00:48:59,680
Thanks for dinner. Bye.
833
00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:02,879
Oh. Bye.
834
00:49:02,991 --> 00:49:04,835
Where the fuck are you going?
835
00:49:04,951 --> 00:49:08,236
I'm kinda wasted. I was gonna go home.
Is that okay?
836
00:49:08,351 --> 00:49:10,076
I don't care. I
was just kidding.
837
00:49:10,192 --> 00:49:13,312
- Thanks so much for having me tonight.
- Nice to have met you.
838
00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:16,719
Good luck, Frances.
839
00:49:18,191 --> 00:49:19,555
You're leaving.
840
00:49:19,711 --> 00:49:21,315
Actually, Andy...
841
00:49:21,431 --> 00:49:24,236
I think I might be going
to Paris this weekend.
842
00:49:24,351 --> 00:49:26,031
Really?
843
00:49:26,151 --> 00:49:29,752
Oh. D-Do you want to
stay in our apartment?
844
00:49:29,871 --> 00:49:31,115
Yes.
845
00:49:31,231 --> 00:49:33,392
- Fantastic.
- Okay.
846
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:36,032
That's wonderful. I'll
get you the information.
847
00:49:36,151 --> 00:49:38,999
- Wonderful.
- Great.
848
00:49:45,992 --> 00:49:47,759
Frances!
849
00:49:47,871 --> 00:49:49,639
- Benji!
- Hey!
850
00:49:49,791 --> 00:49:53,119
I knew it was you. I could
tell by your weird man walk.
851
00:49:53,231 --> 00:49:54,552
- A beard!
- Yeah.
852
00:49:54,671 --> 00:49:55,991
- Hello.
- This is Caroline.
853
00:49:56,111 --> 00:49:57,759
I'm Caroline.
854
00:49:57,871 --> 00:50:00,119
How are the dances, Frances?
855
00:50:00,231 --> 00:50:02,092
Frances and I used
to be married.
856
00:50:02,093 --> 00:50:03,952
What are you guys doing?
You want to get a drink?
857
00:50:04,071 --> 00:50:06,352
We're going to my friend's party.
It's a house party.
858
00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:08,991
- I mean, that's the theme.
- How's that a theme?
859
00:50:09,111 --> 00:50:12,232
- Amazing, right?
- And it's in an apartment.
860
00:50:12,351 --> 00:50:14,675
- You can come if you want.
- No, I really -
861
00:50:14,792 --> 00:50:17,279
I shouldn't. I'm going
to Paris for two days.
862
00:50:17,391 --> 00:50:19,116
- What?
- Why so short?
863
00:50:19,231 --> 00:50:21,479
I have a meeting with
Colleen on Monday.
864
00:50:21,591 --> 00:50:23,959
- I don't know you.
- Wait, I thought you were poor.
865
00:50:24,071 --> 00:50:26,559
I'm gonna use this credit
card I got in the mail.
866
00:50:26,671 --> 00:50:28,952
That's not smart. They
want to keep you in debt.
867
00:50:29,071 --> 00:50:31,558
I know that. I see
documentaries.
868
00:50:31,671 --> 00:50:34,115
Good for you, kid. I
lived there for a year.
869
00:50:34,272 --> 00:50:35,816
You never told me that.
870
00:50:35,817 --> 00:50:37,360
Yep. I was there when
Serge Gainsbourg died.
871
00:50:37,471 --> 00:50:40,756
- It was a crazy time.
- Weren't you, like, eight?
872
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:44,199
- Yeah, it was the end of Euro-disco.
- I have so much to do.
873
00:50:44,351 --> 00:50:46,195
I think I'll probably
read Proust...
874
00:50:46,311 --> 00:50:49,596
because sometimes it's good to do what
you're supposed to when you're supposed to.
875
00:50:49,711 --> 00:50:51,271
Proust is pretty heavy.
876
00:50:51,391 --> 00:50:52,876
It's worth it, I hear.
877
00:50:52,877 --> 00:50:54,360
I meant the book -
carrying it on the plane.
878
00:50:54,471 --> 00:50:56,751
I should probably
learn French first...
879
00:50:56,871 --> 00:50:59,032
and then read it in French.
880
00:50:59,151 --> 00:51:01,399
Undateable.
881
00:51:02,991 --> 00:51:05,555
Well, kid, we've gotta run.
882
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:09,393
- Nice meeting you.
- Oh, you too. You're very pretty.
883
00:51:09,511 --> 00:51:12,480
- Thank you.
- See you around, weirdo.
884
00:51:34,511 --> 00:51:38,112
Hey, Abby, it's Frances.
I just got in.
885
00:51:38,231 --> 00:51:41,199
Uh, I'm going to this...
886
00:51:41,311 --> 00:51:44,192
free apartment of this dude.
887
00:51:44,311 --> 00:51:46,439
Right now I'm gonna
get some sleep...
888
00:51:46,591 --> 00:51:48,675
uh, but call me.
889
00:51:48,791 --> 00:51:51,639
I'll be around all tomorrow.
I'd love to see you and Paul.
890
00:53:19,911 --> 00:53:21,395
Oh, shit.
891
00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:43,355
Hey, Abby, ifs Frances again.
892
00:53:43,471 --> 00:53:46,995
Do you guys want to meet for dinner?
I can meet you anywhere.
893
00:53:47,111 --> 00:53:50,199
I'll be the girl with the
acne holding more acne.
894
00:54:39,230 --> 00:54:41,391
- Hello?
- Frances?
895
00:54:41,511 --> 00:54:44,512
Sophie! Oh, my God! Hi! Hi!
896
00:54:44,631 --> 00:54:47,238
- Hi.
- Hi.
897
00:54:47,391 --> 00:54:51,035
I called you to tell you I'm
moving to Japan with Patch.
898
00:54:51,150 --> 00:54:53,518
Is that good? Are you excited?
899
00:54:53,630 --> 00:54:55,595
I know things are weird
between us, but...
900
00:54:55,711 --> 00:54:57,959
we're having a kind of
going-away party tonight...
901
00:54:58,071 --> 00:55:00,635
and I wanted to say
you're invited.
902
00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:02,191
I'm -
903
00:55:03,511 --> 00:55:05,639
- I can't.
- You don't have to lie.
904
00:55:05,791 --> 00:55:07,635
I'm not lying. I'm really not.
905
00:55:09,591 --> 00:55:11,915
- That's awesome about Japan.
- It's crazy.
906
00:55:12,031 --> 00:55:14,518
Last week Patch's boss called
Patch into his office...
907
00:55:14,631 --> 00:55:16,518
and was like, “Japan, bitch.”
908
00:55:18,271 --> 00:55:20,312
I wish I could come tonight.
909
00:55:20,431 --> 00:55:22,275
Me too.
910
00:55:22,391 --> 00:55:26,275
- We could get dinner next week.
- Why now? No, I want to...
911
00:55:26,431 --> 00:55:28,395
but Patch's grandfather
is real sick...
912
00:55:28,511 --> 00:55:31,195
and we're all going to Chicago
for these special treatments.
913
00:55:31,311 --> 00:55:33,515
Being sick when you're
rich is totally awesome.
914
00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:35,355
They replace all his
cells or something.
915
00:55:35,471 --> 00:55:38,319
We'll be back to New York a lot.
We'll just be based in Tokyo.
916
00:55:38,431 --> 00:55:39,953
You'll learn Japanese.
917
00:55:39,954 --> 00:55:41,475
We can videochat. Twenty-first century.
What up?
918
00:55:41,591 --> 00:55:44,635
- My computer doesn't have that.
- New places are good for you.
919
00:55:44,751 --> 00:55:47,152
- Yeah.
- You should travel, Fran.
920
00:55:47,271 --> 00:55:48,918
I am. I will.
921
00:55:49,030 --> 00:55:50,591
I'm going to.
922
00:55:51,591 --> 00:55:53,599
I'm really happy for you.
I just -
923
00:55:53,711 --> 00:55:56,831
No, you know What? I'm
just really happy for you.
924
00:55:57,911 --> 00:55:59,798
- We're gonna have a blog.
- Together?
925
00:55:59,911 --> 00:56:01,438
Yeah. Barf.
926
00:56:01,551 --> 00:56:03,799
We'll upload pictures
and stories and stuff.
927
00:56:03,911 --> 00:56:06,999
I'm so sorry I missed
your Christmas show.
928
00:56:07,111 --> 00:56:10,319
- I guess I was mad.
- I didn't -
929
00:56:10,430 --> 00:56:12,318
I wasn't so good anyway.
930
00:56:12,431 --> 00:56:14,439
How's all that going?
931
00:56:14,550 --> 00:56:16,198
Good. Great.
932
00:56:16,310 --> 00:56:19,071
I'm meeting on Monday with
Colleen to talk about stuff.
933
00:56:19,190 --> 00:56:21,798
You'll finally be in the company?
For real?
934
00:56:21,950 --> 00:56:24,438
Yeah. I'll probably
be touring, though.
935
00:56:24,550 --> 00:56:26,470
That's so great, Fran.
936
00:56:26,591 --> 00:56:27,955
Yeah, it is.
937
00:56:28,071 --> 00:56:30,832
Where are you living? I heard
you're not with the boys anymore.
938
00:56:30,951 --> 00:56:33,832
Hey, do you want to live in our
apartment while we're in Japan?
939
00:56:33,951 --> 00:56:35,795
No, I-No.
940
00:56:35,911 --> 00:56:37,919
I'm gonna have my own
place real soon.
941
00:56:38,031 --> 00:56:39,591
Maybe one day I'll
stay with you.
942
00:56:39,711 --> 00:56:41,119
Maybe.
943
00:56:42,311 --> 00:56:44,711
I should go. Thanks
for calling.
944
00:56:44,831 --> 00:56:47,952
I'm - I'm sor-I'm sorry too.
945
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:50,919
- Apology accepted.
- Don't be a dick about it. - I wasn't.
946
00:56:51,030 --> 00:56:54,512
- This phone call's costing me a fortune.
- Why?
947
00:56:54,631 --> 00:56:56,355
Just kidding. It's not.
948
00:56:56,510 --> 00:56:59,751
Hey, Is Abby in Paris
night now, do you know?
949
00:56:59,871 --> 00:57:03,319
- I think so.
- Okay.
950
00:57:03,431 --> 00:57:07,152
- You sound really good, Frances.
- I am.
951
00:57:07,271 --> 00:57:09,038
I am really good.
952
00:57:13,071 --> 00:57:15,352
Thank you for calling. I'm
going to say something now...
953
00:57:15,471 --> 00:57:17,675
but I don't want you to
feel obligated to say
954
00:57:17,676 --> 00:57:19,879
anything back, so I'm
gonna hang up right away.
955
00:57:20,031 --> 00:57:21,918
I love you, Sophie. Bye.
956
00:57:26,071 --> 00:57:29,879
Hello. When did Puss
In Boots start?
957
00:58:18,390 --> 00:58:21,075
Hi, Frances. Honey, we
just got your messages.
958
00:58:21,191 --> 00:58:23,275
I don't know why they
didn't come through before.
959
00:58:23,391 --> 00:58:25,355
We're here. We'd
love to see you.
960
00:58:25,471 --> 00:58:27,075
This is so wild.
961
00:58:27,231 --> 00:58:29,195
You remember Gerard,
Nicolas' brother?
962
00:58:29,311 --> 00:58:31,395
The one who looks like
Jean-Pierre Léaud?
963
00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:34,551
Well, he's divorced now,
and hes staying with us.
964
00:58:34,671 --> 00:58:37,552
I think you'd really like him.
Come to dinner tonight.
965
00:58:37,671 --> 00:58:39,875
He'll be there, as well
as a philosopher...
966
00:58:40,031 --> 00:58:41,951
and a painter couple
who are really great.
967
00:58:42,110 --> 00:58:44,238
Oh! This is such good timing.
968
00:58:50,070 --> 00:58:52,994
Hey, you. Come on in.
969
00:58:53,110 --> 00:58:55,314
- Rachel said you were in Paris.
- I was.
970
00:58:55,430 --> 00:58:58,878
- Back so soon?
- Well, we had this meeting.
971
00:58:58,990 --> 00:59:01,271
We could've moved it. I mean,
I almost canceled it...
972
00:59:01,391 --> 00:59:03,071
myself this morning.
973
00:59:03,191 --> 00:59:05,755
I woke up with this
tickle in my throat.
974
00:59:05,870 --> 00:59:09,198
Listen, do you want to take
over Nancy's position?
975
00:59:09,311 --> 00:59:12,912
- Nancy, who works in the office?
- She 3 pregnant.
976
00:59:13,031 --> 00:59:16,478
Oh. No, I don't.
Who told you that?
977
00:59:16,591 --> 00:59:18,435
No, I'm asking you.
978
00:59:18,590 --> 00:59:20,794
I assumed you're not keeping
on with the company.
979
00:59:20,910 --> 00:59:22,673
You don't want to be an
apprentice for life.
980
00:59:22,674 --> 00:59:24,435
Nope.
981
00:59:24,551 --> 00:59:26,669
You should think about putting
your own stuff together.
982
00:59:26,670 --> 00:59:29,878
- Like how?
- Like, your own work.
983
00:59:29,990 --> 00:59:32,478
Oh, no. I kind of gave
that up after college.
984
00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:34,554
Plus, that was basically like...
985
00:59:34,670 --> 00:59:36,711
cheerleaders doing
my choreography.
986
00:59:36,830 --> 00:59:38,794
I always liked the stuff you
did, even for the kids.
987
00:59:38,795 --> 00:59:40,758
Yeah?
988
00:59:42,470 --> 00:59:44,991
You really should think about
taking Nancy's position.
989
00:59:45,151 --> 00:59:48,632
It's not a lot of money, but
it's enough to keep you going.
990
00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:51,270
- Why would I do that?
- It's just a good day job...
991
00:59:51,390 --> 00:59:54,434
while you figure out whether
you want to choreograph.
992
00:59:54,550 --> 00:59:57,671
- You say it like it's easy.
- No, it's not easy.
993
00:59:57,791 --> 00:59:59,709
But if you work here, you
can use the studio space.
994
00:59:59,791 --> 01:00:01,438
No.
995
01:00:01,550 --> 01:00:05,032
I'll get something else. I'm
really close to getting something.
996
01:00:05,151 --> 01:00:06,853
A job?
997
01:00:06,854 --> 01:00:08,555
Yeah. Dancing. I'm still gonna be a dancer.
Just not here.
998
01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:12,195
Wow! Well, good for you.
That's great.
999
01:00:12,311 --> 01:00:13,958
I know.
1000
01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:15,759
Well, good luck
to you, Frances.
1001
01:00:15,871 --> 01:00:18,795
Yeah. Good luck to you too.
1002
01:00:22,471 --> 01:00:25,515
- Hi Mom.
- Hi honey.
1003
01:00:25,631 --> 01:00:28,239
- H1i Mom.
- Tom, pick up the other phone.
1004
01:00:28,351 --> 01:00:30,915
- How is it up there?
- Good. Good.
1005
01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:32,678
I I'm dancing, kind of.
1006
01:00:32,790 --> 01:00:35,671
I get to live in a dorm I
didn't live in, which is fun.
1007
01:00:35,790 --> 01:00:37,815
All the RAs live in dorms.
1008
01:00:37,816 --> 01:00:39,838
Not the one in the living room.
The battery is dead.
1009
01:00:39,950 --> 01:00:42,711
- Is it strange to be back?
- It's nice.
1010
01:00:42,830 --> 01:00:45,318
It's so empty in summer.
1011
01:00:45,430 --> 01:00:47,635
It's weird. It's like I
went back to college, but
1012
01:00:47,636 --> 01:00:49,839
everyone was a dancer and
not a semiotics major.
1013
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:53,278
- That must be fun for you, though.
- And now I'm one of the adults.
1014
01:00:53,390 --> 01:00:54,634
I keep thinking I'm
gonna run into Sophie.
1015
01:00:54,635 --> 01:00:55,878
Hi, honey.
1016
01:00:56,031 --> 01:00:59,719
I got a picture of Sophie and Patch
in the largest dog park in Japan.
1017
01:00:59,830 --> 01:01:03,071
- I think I'd like that.
- I got a picture of them at a porn> mall.
1018
01:01:03,230 --> 01:01:05,631
- Do you have enough money?
- Yeah. I mean...
1019
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:08,358
I'm still in debt from Paris.
That was just stupid.
1020
01:01:08,470 --> 01:01:11,995
- I'm sorry we can't help you out.
- You help out so much.
1021
01:01:12,111 --> 01:01:14,675
I'll be okay. They pay me
extra to work the events.
1022
01:01:14,790 --> 01:01:16,732
Oh, you aren't a
good waitress.
1023
01:01:16,733 --> 01:01:18,674
It's not waitressing. It's
like pouring for donors.
1024
01:01:18,791 --> 01:01:21,639
- Are you choreographing?
- Tom, we went over this.
1025
01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:24,038
At least you can't
spend money in nature.
1026
01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:26,595
- Where are you right now?
- Nature.
1027
01:01:28,590 --> 01:01:32,159
We don't have to, like, guide
them personally, do we?
1028
01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:34,998
We just have to make sure
they don't fuck or die.
1029
01:01:35,111 --> 01:01:37,053
Ah, good, because I'm having
a Walden's Pond moment.
1030
01:01:37,054 --> 01:01:38,995
You have a pond?
1031
01:01:39,111 --> 01:01:41,315
I found something out
about Walden's Pond:
1032
01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:43,798
It was five minutes
from his Mom's house.
1033
01:01:43,911 --> 01:01:46,039
He used to go over there
and get supplies.
1034
01:01:46,150 --> 01:01:48,037
- So where are you?
- Here.
1035
01:01:48,191 --> 01:01:51,551
- No, where do you go to college?
- I don't. I'm not -
1036
01:01:51,670 --> 01:01:55,152
I'm done with college. But I
went here when I was younger.
1037
01:01:55,271 --> 01:01:58,795
Weird. For some reason, I thought you
had to be in college to do this.
1038
01:01:58,910 --> 01:02:01,191
Nope. I just wanted to
get out of the city...
1039
01:02:01,311 --> 01:02:04,551
and I knew the director of the
summer program, so she hooked it up.
1040
01:02:04,670 --> 01:02:08,314
They had room and board. I'm working
the events to make more money.
1041
01:02:08,430 --> 01:02:10,711
- You're super responsible.
- No, I'm not.
1042
01:02:12,670 --> 01:02:16,195
It wasn't that long ago that I went here.
I'm only 27.
1043
01:02:22,311 --> 01:02:24,995
- Are you with the program?
- Yes, I'm assisting.
1044
01:02:25,110 --> 01:02:27,718
- Great. So you're a teacher.
- No, I'm not.
1045
01:02:27,830 --> 01:02:31,115
- I'm an RA, but I'm also a dancer.
- I'm so sorry.
1046
01:02:31,231 --> 01:02:33,871
- For what?
- Resident assistants can't take class.
1047
01:02:33,991 --> 01:02:36,195
But I'm - I'm not just an RA.
1048
01:02:36,350 --> 01:02:38,674
I'm so sorry. I don't
make the rules.
1049
01:02:38,791 --> 01:02:41,956
- I'm a dancer, and I went here.
- Sorry. I have to start class.
1050
01:02:54,110 --> 01:02:56,151
You're a really good waitress.
1051
01:02:56,270 --> 01:02:58,474
I'm not a waitress.
I just pour.
1052
01:03:05,350 --> 01:03:07,255
You were supposed to be on
duty ten minutes ago. Shh!
1053
01:03:07,256 --> 01:03:09,159
I'm sorry. I -
1054
01:03:28,470 --> 01:03:30,118
Are you okay?
1055
01:03:31,431 --> 01:03:32,794
Yeah.
1056
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:42,991
I'm just gonna sit here, okay?
1057
01:03:45,151 --> 01:03:47,715
You don't have to do that.
1058
01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:49,638
I'm just going to, though.
1059
01:04:08,430 --> 01:04:10,754
Are you gonna study
abroad there?
1060
01:04:10,910 --> 01:04:12,875
Oh, no. I'm not a student.
1061
01:04:12,991 --> 01:04:15,239
There's no more “abroad.”
1062
01:04:15,350 --> 01:04:17,598
I'm half Japanese.
1063
01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:20,198
My best friend kind
of lives there now.
1064
01:04:20,350 --> 01:04:21,791
Are you done?
1065
01:04:31,511 --> 01:04:33,431
Ma'am, you can't smoke here.
1066
01:04:33,550 --> 01:04:35,395
- Oh, sorry.
- No, don't throw it!
1067
01:04:35,510 --> 01:04:37,638
Goddamn it!
1068
01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:39,278
Famous, how?
1069
01:04:39,390 --> 01:04:41,835
She's a senator or a
congress woman or something.
1070
01:04:41,951 --> 01:04:44,591
- She's important.
- I should read the news more.
1071
01:04:44,710 --> 01:04:47,034
Your job tonight
is to follow her.
1072
01:04:47,151 --> 01:04:51,079
Just make sure she's taken care of. She
just gave a ton of money to the school.
1073
01:04:51,230 --> 01:04:53,958
So you don't leave until she leaves.
Got it?
1074
01:04:54,070 --> 01:04:56,438
When I went here,
it was all girls.
1075
01:04:56,550 --> 01:04:59,878
To meet a boy, we had to take
the fuck truck to Hoboken.
1076
01:05:00,031 --> 01:05:02,398
You went here? Excuse me.
You went to here?
1077
01:05:02,511 --> 01:05:05,555
- Yes.
- Oh, my God. That makes so much sense.
1078
01:05:05,671 --> 01:05:08,311
I knew you looked familiar. You
were on the freakin' brochure.
1079
01:05:08,430 --> 01:05:10,830
- I'm Frances. I went here.
- Nice to meet you, Frances.
1080
01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:14,278
You too. Sorry, sorry. I'm
not supposed to talk to you.
1081
01:05:14,390 --> 01:05:16,354
- I'm pouring.
- Ah, yes.
1082
01:05:17,950 --> 01:05:19,675
You're very inspiring.
1083
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:22,158
Actually, the
endowment has grown.
1084
01:05:22,271 --> 01:05:26,035
Oh, you look so lonely.
I'll see you later, Karen.
1085
01:05:26,150 --> 01:05:29,315
You look like a painting:
The Lonely Boy.
1086
01:05:29,470 --> 01:05:31,075
I'm actually a painter.
1087
01:05:31,230 --> 01:05:32,714
- You're kidding.
- No.
1088
01:05:32,831 --> 01:05:35,351
What kind of painter are you?
1089
01:05:35,470 --> 01:05:37,554
You don't care.
1090
01:05:37,670 --> 01:05:39,831
- You hate me!
- I don't hate you. I love you.
1091
01:05:39,951 --> 01:05:42,951
You bought the cheapest auction thing.
The cheapest!
1092
01:05:43,070 --> 01:05:44,675
I didn't even go here!
1093
01:05:52,550 --> 01:05:54,591
You gave a great speech.
1094
01:05:54,710 --> 01:05:58,594
I seriously can't believe you're an
independent, because that's bullshit.
1095
01:05:58,710 --> 01:06:00,555
Sorry. Sophie, let's go.
1096
01:06:00,671 --> 01:06:03,715
I went here. I thought you were great.
I made him give money.
1097
01:06:03,830 --> 01:06:05,477
Good. Nice to meet you.
1098
01:06:05,590 --> 01:06:08,198
We live in Japan, so it's,
like, crazy we're here.
1099
01:06:08,310 --> 01:06:10,798
That's wonderful you came all
the way back for the auction.
1100
01:06:10,910 --> 01:06:14,151
I wish. No, we're in New York
for a funeral. His grandpa.
1101
01:06:14,270 --> 01:06:17,751
- I wanted to come here. He
drove, but it was my idea. - Ah.
1102
01:06:17,870 --> 01:06:19,757
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- It's okay.
1103
01:06:19,871 --> 01:06:21,415
His grandpa had a psycho
family in Germany.
1104
01:06:21,416 --> 01:06:22,959
Sophie, let's go.
1105
01:06:23,070 --> 01:06:25,590
I loved meeting you.
A real honor.
1106
01:06:25,710 --> 01:06:27,794
This douche is my affianced.
1107
01:06:27,910 --> 01:06:29,590
- Ah.
- We're engaged.
1108
01:06:29,710 --> 01:06:31,871
You're engaged?
1109
01:06:32,910 --> 01:06:35,114
It's not... “engaged” engaged.
1110
01:06:35,231 --> 01:06:36,998
Right. What?
1111
01:06:37,151 --> 01:06:38,613
We're back for a funeral.
I would've called,
1112
01:06:38,614 --> 01:06:40,075
but you were touring
with the company.
1113
01:06:40,190 --> 01:06:43,518
Yeah, right, I was, but
I needed a break...
1114
01:06:43,630 --> 01:06:46,357
and I thought it
would be so funny...
1115
01:06:46,471 --> 01:06:48,838
to come back to the
college for the summer.
1116
01:06:48,950 --> 01:06:50,597
It is funny. In a great way.
1117
01:06:50,710 --> 01:06:54,071
And, yeah, just making extra
money doing this kind of gig.
1118
01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:56,110
Yeah.
1119
01:06:56,230 --> 01:06:58,271
What a slut!
1120
01:06:59,270 --> 01:07:02,510
- Are you okay? Do you need some food?
- I'll just eat this.
1121
01:07:04,110 --> 01:07:06,750
- I really didn't expect to see you.
- Ditto.
1122
01:07:06,870 --> 01:07:08,715
It's almost hard to
be happy about it,
1123
01:07:08,715 --> 01:07:10,559
because I didn't have
time to anticipate it.
1124
01:07:10,670 --> 01:07:12,470
Want to get out of here?
1125
01:07:12,590 --> 01:07:14,074
I can't.
1126
01:07:14,190 --> 01:07:16,034
I have to shadow this woman.
1127
01:07:18,070 --> 01:07:20,198
She's my Ward.
1128
01:07:20,310 --> 01:07:22,995
- I want to drive.
- No, you're too fucked up.
1129
01:07:23,110 --> 01:07:25,630
- You're fucked up.
- No, I'm not. I drank fucking Perrier.
1130
01:07:25,790 --> 01:07:29,315
I'm not going Beck to New York. I don't
want to go to the funeral tomorrow.
1131
01:07:29,430 --> 01:07:30,734
You have to go!
1132
01:07:30,735 --> 01:07:32,037
I'm hanging outwith Frances.
We're going to the mall.
1133
01:07:32,190 --> 01:07:34,351
- No, we're not.
- I'm bringing Frances to the funeral.
1134
01:07:34,470 --> 01:07:35,878
I don't want to go.
1135
01:07:36,030 --> 01:07:38,310
You didn't even know your grandpa.
You didn't hang out.
1136
01:07:38,430 --> 01:07:40,558
It's a funeral. It doesn't matter.
Get in the car!
1137
01:07:40,670 --> 01:07:43,070
If you're so broken up, why
did we go to the auction?
1138
01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:45,198
- You made me go!
- I don't want you here!
1139
01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:48,671
You were wasted! And I wasn't
going to let you drive.
1140
01:07:48,790 --> 01:07:50,831
- Goddamn it, Sophie!
- Frances, what do you think?
1141
01:07:50,950 --> 01:07:52,358
- About what?
- You don't need to answer.
1142
01:07:52,470 --> 01:07:53,790
How sad were you really
when your grandpa died?
1143
01:07:53,791 --> 01:07:55,110
Pretty sad.
1144
01:07:55,230 --> 01:07:57,135
I wasn't, and I don't
see why you should be.
1145
01:07:57,135 --> 01:07:59,038
Your grandpa was
a cheating Nazi!
1146
01:07:59,150 --> 01:08:01,070
He was not a Nazi!
1147
01:08:02,590 --> 01:08:05,471
Take your feet off the dash!
Frances, where do you live?
1148
01:08:05,630 --> 01:08:07,234
- Chuggins.
- Is that a dorm?
1149
01:08:07,390 --> 01:08:09,955
- Yes.
- How the fuck do you get to Chuggins?
1150
01:08:18,950 --> 01:08:21,677
Oh, this is me, right up here.
1151
01:08:23,110 --> 01:08:25,074
My dorm.
1152
01:08:26,190 --> 01:08:28,994
Chuggins. We never
lived in this dorm.
1153
01:08:29,150 --> 01:08:32,435
I know. It's like the
life I never had.
1154
01:08:32,550 --> 01:08:33,990
Anyway...
1155
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,030
congratulations on
your engagement.
1156
01:08:36,150 --> 01:08:37,798
And sorry for your loss.
1157
01:08:37,910 --> 01:08:39,754
You are so fucking selfish.
1158
01:08:39,870 --> 01:08:42,391
- Good night, Frances.
- Don't talk to her. Don't look at her.
1159
01:08:42,510 --> 01:08:43,934
She's my friend. She
doesn't even like you.
1160
01:08:43,935 --> 01:08:45,358
I like you.
1161
01:08:45,470 --> 01:08:47,390
I like you too, Frances.
1162
01:09:05,270 --> 01:09:07,037
Hey. Hey, come in.
1163
01:09:07,150 --> 01:09:09,431
- Can I stay?
- Of course.
1164
01:09:09,550 --> 01:09:11,710
Come. Stay.
1165
01:09:18,750 --> 01:09:21,390
It's made in the
microwave, but it's good.
1166
01:09:21,510 --> 01:09:23,474
Thank you.
1167
01:09:23,590 --> 01:09:25,554
I hope it's okay I
borrow loungewear.
1168
01:09:25,670 --> 01:09:28,235
- Of course.
- I think I'm gonna -
1169
01:09:28,350 --> 01:09:30,990
Oh! Okay, okay. Here. Shit.
1170
01:09:34,069 --> 01:09:36,677
I'm sorry I was so
drunk I threw up.
1171
01:09:36,830 --> 01:09:38,914
I'm sorry I live in a dorm...
1172
01:09:39,070 --> 01:09:41,797
and have a single bed.
1173
01:09:41,910 --> 01:09:45,870
Here. You lay on the outside.
1174
01:09:45,990 --> 01:09:48,238
Okay.
1175
01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:51,831
Lay on your back and put
one foot on the floor.
1176
01:09:51,950 --> 01:09:53,914
It helps if you
have the spins.
1177
01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:02,151
I used to throw up all the
time when I was pregnant.
1178
01:10:02,270 --> 01:10:04,070
You were pregnant?
1179
01:10:04,190 --> 01:10:06,438
In Japan, for a few weeks.
1180
01:10:06,590 --> 01:10:08,838
And then I miscarried,
which was cool.
1181
01:10:08,950 --> 01:10:10,194
Wow.
1182
01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:13,114
That sounds crass.
Miscarriage is not cool.
1183
01:10:13,230 --> 01:10:15,194
- Would you have had it?
- No.
1184
01:10:15,310 --> 01:10:17,438
- Are you gonna marry Patch?
- No.
1185
01:10:18,830 --> 01:10:21,951
I can't believe that
pregnant is no longer crazy.
1186
01:10:23,110 --> 01:10:26,918
I don't want to stay in Tokyo.
I hate it there.
1187
01:10:27,030 --> 01:10:29,233
- Really?
- Yeah.
1188
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:33,190
"And then when I got pregnant, I was
just like, “Get me the fuck out."
1189
01:10:33,310 --> 01:10:36,071
But your blog looks so happy.
1190
01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:39,398
I don't think my Mom would read
it if it were about depression.
1191
01:10:39,550 --> 01:10:41,230
My Mom would.
1192
01:10:44,350 --> 01:10:46,511
I was telling the truth.
I like Patch.
1193
01:10:46,629 --> 01:10:48,517
I don't hate him.
1194
01:10:48,630 --> 01:10:50,758
I know.
1195
01:10:50,869 --> 01:10:52,834
I'm sorry about -
1196
01:10:55,269 --> 01:10:58,914
It's just, if something funny
happens on the way to the deli...
1197
01:10:59,030 --> 01:11:01,430
you'll only tell one person,
and that'll be Patch...
1198
01:11:01,550 --> 01:11:03,558
and I'll never hear about it.
1199
01:11:04,950 --> 01:11:06,837
Fuck, I'm tired.
1200
01:11:10,629 --> 01:11:13,117
It's bedtime for
all good children.
1201
01:11:14,830 --> 01:11:18,399
I want to leave Patch and leave
Tokyo and come back to New York.
1202
01:11:18,510 --> 01:11:20,671
- You should.
- I'm going to.
1203
01:11:20,830 --> 01:11:24,431
I could - I don't know. I could
- I could help you.
1204
01:11:24,550 --> 01:11:26,995
I was gonna say, “You
could live with me”...
1205
01:11:27,110 --> 01:11:28,997
but I don't have a home.
1206
01:11:29,110 --> 01:11:31,838
- I am going to do it.
- Fuck, yeah, girl.
1207
01:11:31,950 --> 01:11:33,958
I miss my job.
1208
01:11:34,110 --> 01:11:36,630
I miss old skyscrapers.
1209
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:39,958
Maybe we'll move back to New York
at the same time and be like...
1210
01:11:40,070 --> 01:11:42,590
women who rediscover
themselves after a divorce.
1211
01:11:42,709 --> 01:11:44,554
- That's what my Mom did.
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
1212
01:11:44,670 --> 01:11:46,710
No. I think it'll be great.
1213
01:11:46,829 --> 01:11:49,917
We should get apartments close
to each other in Brooklyn.
1214
01:11:50,030 --> 01:11:52,430
Yeah. That's what we'll do.
1215
01:11:55,710 --> 01:11:57,838
I've always felt so
competitive with you.
1216
01:11:57,949 --> 01:11:59,794
Really?
1217
01:11:59,910 --> 01:12:01,994
I don't think I realized
we were competitive.
1218
01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:04,030
- Fran?
- Yes?
1219
01:12:04,150 --> 01:12:07,118
Can you
- I know it's not my bed, but -
1220
01:12:07,230 --> 01:12:08,790
What?
1221
01:12:08,909 --> 01:12:10,709
Can you take off your socks?
1222
01:12:10,829 --> 01:12:12,434
Oh, yeah. Sure.
1223
01:12:12,550 --> 01:12:15,398
It's just, you know
- socks in bed.
1224
01:12:16,670 --> 01:12:18,110
Right. Gross.
1225
01:12:19,990 --> 01:12:22,118
I love you, Frances.
1226
01:12:23,110 --> 01:12:24,638
Good night.
1227
01:12:26,150 --> 01:12:28,638
I love you, Sophie.
1228
01:12:28,750 --> 01:12:30,398
Good night.
1229
01:12:49,870 --> 01:12:53,035
F, I'm sorry I was so
drunk last night...
1230
01:12:53,150 --> 01:12:55,414
but' thank you for being
nice to me, which I
1231
01:12:55,415 --> 01:12:57,678
know you were, even though
I don't remember it.
1232
01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:01,314
All I know is you don't have a trash can
this morning, so it must've been bad.
1233
01:13:01,429 --> 01:13:04,234
Ha, ha. I love you.
1234
01:13:04,350 --> 01:13:07,558
I've got to get back to
this funeral in New York.
1235
01:13:07,710 --> 01:13:10,558
Call me when you're a wake. My
phone works in the States...
1236
01:13:10,670 --> 01:13:12,678
and there aren't any
charges or anything.
1237
01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:15,235
XOXO. Sophie.
1238
01:13:18,510 --> 01:13:20,277
Sophie!
1239
01:13:20,389 --> 01:13:22,277
Sophie!
1240
01:13:22,390 --> 01:13:25,151
Sophie! Sophie!
1241
01:13:48,670 --> 01:13:51,397
How can they be so nasty?
1242
01:13:51,509 --> 01:13:53,234
I'm sorry.
1243
01:14:03,070 --> 01:14:06,310
- Probably head back in about five.
- Yes, hi. This is Frances.
1244
01:14:06,430 --> 01:14:08,798
Yes, “Frances for tonight.”
1245
01:14:08,909 --> 01:14:10,753
Thanks.
1246
01:14:10,870 --> 01:14:12,992
I just wanted to double-check
that we're still
1247
01:14:12,993 --> 01:14:15,114
on for me bringing my
guys in a little early.
1248
01:14:16,270 --> 01:14:19,271
Okay. Great. I'll
see you in 30.
1249
01:14:19,390 --> 01:14:22,151
I think the other two groups
will be here by 6:45.
1250
01:14:22,270 --> 01:14:24,157
We'll be done by then. Thanks.
1251
01:14:40,950 --> 01:14:42,717
- Hey!
- Good to see you.
1252
01:14:42,830 --> 01:14:45,470
Hi! Hi. Thanks for coming.
1253
01:14:45,590 --> 01:14:46,910
Urn, over there.
1254
01:14:55,630 --> 01:14:59,318
Then you guys rest for a second.
Can I see the two of you?
1255
01:15:10,789 --> 01:15:12,993
- Okay.
- Cue one...
1256
01:15:13,150 --> 01:15:15,398
into the master, and
you're all set.
1257
01:15:15,550 --> 01:15:17,274
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1258
01:16:33,229 --> 01:16:34,637
Yea!
1259
01:16:36,150 --> 01:16:38,234
Fuck you guys.
You got married.
1260
01:16:38,350 --> 01:16:39,877
- We did.
- What?
1261
01:16:40,030 --> 01:16:41,231
- Yeah.
- Hi.
1262
01:16:45,790 --> 01:16:47,798
Hey. That was great.
1263
01:16:47,909 --> 01:16:50,233
Oh, thanks, Ben.
1264
01:16:50,349 --> 01:16:52,989
I like things that
look like mistakes.
1265
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:55,190
No, at times it
reminded me of -
1266
01:16:55,309 --> 01:16:57,154
Did you see the
exhibit at the Met...
1267
01:16:57,310 --> 01:16:59,710
about the textiles that
influenced Matisse?
1268
01:16:59,829 --> 01:17:01,629
That's what your piece
reminded me of-
1269
01:17:01,790 --> 01:17:04,277
not the paintings,
but the textiles.
1270
01:17:04,390 --> 01:17:05,994
- Hmm.
- Undateable.
1271
01:17:06,109 --> 01:17:09,077
- Me?
- No, I meant me that time.
1272
01:17:09,190 --> 01:17:11,874
Oh. Oh, yeah. Textiles.
1273
01:17:12,029 --> 01:17:14,637
Yeah, but also true. Meaning
I'm not dating anyone.
1274
01:17:14,749 --> 01:17:17,073
- Undateable. Same difference.
- Oh.
1275
01:17:17,190 --> 01:17:20,158
Are you really still, uh
- Are you undateable?
1276
01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:22,714
You mean, am I - Oh. Oh, yes.
1277
01:17:22,829 --> 01:17:25,274
Yes. Very undateable.
1278
01:17:31,069 --> 01:17:33,153
It was so interesting,
and so you.
1279
01:17:33,309 --> 01:17:36,517
- Oh, thank you.
- To me it came right out.
1280
01:17:36,630 --> 01:17:39,237
I really appreciate that.
1281
01:17:39,349 --> 01:17:42,111
Yeah. It's a huge accomplishment.
It's a huge piece.
1282
01:17:42,229 --> 01:17:44,390
Yeah, I-I know. It's
a lot of people.
1283
01:17:44,509 --> 01:17:47,237
Thank you.
1284
01:17:47,350 --> 01:17:49,314
It's just great.
1285
01:17:49,429 --> 01:17:51,437
I have to say, it just...
1286
01:17:51,549 --> 01:17:53,437
is so impressive to me.
1287
01:17:55,109 --> 01:17:57,794
Who - Who are you
making eyes at?
1288
01:17:57,910 --> 01:18:00,998
That's Sophie. She's
my best friend.
1289
01:19:11,270 --> 01:19:13,834
I know when to go out...
1290
01:19:13,949 --> 01:19:16,514
or when to stay in.
1291
01:19:16,630 --> 01:19:18,550
Get things done.