1 00:00:41,966 --> 00:00:44,336 Nice playing, Will. 2 00:00:44,424 --> 00:00:46,047 Thanks. 3 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,171 How you getting up there? 4 00:01:14,258 --> 00:01:17,126 - Going by bus. - How long's that? 5 00:01:17,216 --> 00:01:20,747 It's... five, six hours. 6 00:01:20,841 --> 00:01:24,621 - How about some food? - No, I'm good. I'll see you. 7 00:01:58,883 --> 00:02:03,670 - One to Knight's Ridge. - One-way or round trip? 8 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:07,917 - One-way. How much is that? - $48. 9 00:02:17,883 --> 00:02:19,920 There you go. 10 00:02:20,632 --> 00:02:25,373 OK. Gate 62. That way and turn right. Have a good trip. 11 00:03:49,591 --> 00:03:51,416 That's it. 12 00:04:01,924 --> 00:04:03,121 Oh, shit. 13 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:21,089 - Hey. - Hey. 14 00:04:21,175 --> 00:04:24,705 - Here you go. - Thanks. 15 00:04:26,674 --> 00:04:29,589 No 'buca. What's the matter? No Sambuca this time? 16 00:04:29,674 --> 00:04:33,882 - It's five in the morning, Kev. - Is that too late or too early? 17 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,630 You guys done for the night? 18 00:04:36,716 --> 00:04:38,753 - Yeah. - Big storm. 19 00:04:41,341 --> 00:04:46,377 - I didn't have any styrofoam. - That's OK. I'll bring 'em back. 20 00:04:47,091 --> 00:04:49,165 - OK. - OK. 21 00:04:50,382 --> 00:04:52,173 - Bye, Kev. - Yeah. 22 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:55,290 - I'll see you. - Bye. 23 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:09,540 - What? - The styrofoam thing creases me. 24 00:05:09,632 --> 00:05:12,417 - What are you talking about? - First storm, 25 00:05:12,507 --> 00:05:17,165 you'd think she'd get some styrofoam cups for, like, $1.99. 26 00:05:17,258 --> 00:05:21,666 - I'll return the mugs this time. - Shut your fucking hole. 27 00:05:23,674 --> 00:05:26,755 - The chick's married, Tommy. - No shit. 28 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,788 - She's not home. - Where is she? 29 00:06:19,883 --> 00:06:22,881 - Banging that guy. - Buddy, she's sleeping. 30 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,122 I'll bet $20 she's banging that guy. 31 00:06:25,216 --> 00:06:28,000 - Bad bet. - Bad bet? Why? 32 00:06:28,091 --> 00:06:31,208 Either way, you lose. If you win, she's bangin' him. 33 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:34,712 If you lose, you lose 20 bucks. Not a smart bet. 34 00:06:34,799 --> 00:06:38,460 - I can't believe her. - You really think she is? 35 00:06:38,549 --> 00:06:40,670 - I know. - The meat cutter? 36 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:43,542 Yes. The fucking meat cutter. 37 00:06:43,632 --> 00:06:45,956 What future can she have? He cuts meat! 38 00:06:46,049 --> 00:06:49,580 - You plough snow. - At least meat you can eat. 39 00:06:51,466 --> 00:06:54,417 - Why is he here? - He's an employee. 40 00:06:56,382 --> 00:07:00,163 All right. I'm outta here. I'll see you at home. 41 00:07:00,258 --> 00:07:02,828 - Don't go by Jan's. - I'm not. 42 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:04,666 - Hey. - You sand my lots? 43 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:09,995 - Yeah. Don't go by there. - I'm not. Just get my lots. 44 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:16,496 - He's going by there. - Without a doubt. 45 00:07:19,049 --> 00:07:23,671 - Do I got anything in my 'stache? - You're clean. 46 00:08:21,674 --> 00:08:23,002 Willie! 47 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:27,002 - Willie! - Hey, Mo! 48 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:31,913 - How you doing, man? - All right. Good to see you. 49 00:08:32,008 --> 00:08:36,380 - Good to be back? - I've been back four minutes. 50 00:08:36,466 --> 00:08:42,084 - You remember Cheryl and Michael Jr.? - Wow, Mo, they're... 51 00:08:42,175 --> 00:08:43,548 cute. 52 00:08:43,966 --> 00:08:48,706 - Yeah. You still seeing that chick? - What do you mean by seeing? 53 00:08:49,841 --> 00:08:51,915 - You're not engaged? - No. 54 00:08:52,008 --> 00:08:54,248 Well, it's been... what, a year? 55 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:57,422 11 months, living together for six. 56 00:08:59,632 --> 00:09:04,006 - She hasn't put pressure on you? - Depends what you mean by pressure. 57 00:09:07,091 --> 00:09:09,082 Hey, kids. 58 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:17,713 - Hey, you psyched for the reunion? - Oh, yeah. 59 00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:21,875 - It's great to be back. - The gang back together. 60 00:09:21,966 --> 00:09:25,047 - Everybody's coming? - Oh, yeah, everybody. 61 00:09:40,883 --> 00:09:43,549 I can't wait to show you the house. 62 00:09:43,632 --> 00:09:46,630 Come over for brunch. Sarah'll make her waffles. 63 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:50,959 - Great. Thanks for the ride. - No problem. You OK with this? 64 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,791 Yeah, I'm OK. I'm fine. 65 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:56,330 I'm glad you're home, man. 66 00:09:56,424 --> 00:09:59,291 - All right, see you. - See you soon. 67 00:09:59,382 --> 00:10:01,373 - See you, kids. - Bye! 68 00:10:01,466 --> 00:10:05,542 - Hey, kids. Who wants ice cream? - Me! 69 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,627 Hello, Dad. 70 00:10:44,591 --> 00:10:49,497 - When did you get in? - Just now. Mo picked me up. 71 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:55,995 - Got a lot of bags. Staying long? - I don't know. 72 00:11:01,924 --> 00:11:08,253 There's golf on TV. Would you like to watch some golf? 73 00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:12,125 Sure. 74 00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:20,756 Why don't you put your bags upstairs and come down and watch some golf? 75 00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:22,666 Yeah. Yeah. 76 00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:01,506 Hey! 77 00:12:01,591 --> 00:12:03,712 Oh, man! 78 00:12:06,299 --> 00:12:10,246 - You just getting up? - Oh, yeah, man. 79 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:13,872 - Wild night. I got wrecked. - Yeah? 80 00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:21,372 - You gonna be home long? - I don't know. We'll see. 81 00:12:23,299 --> 00:12:26,914 - You see Dad? - Yeah. We're gonna watch some golf. 82 00:12:30,591 --> 00:12:34,584 - You missed a hell of a storm. - Yeah. 83 00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:39,585 Hey, when did the Ryans move out? 84 00:12:39,674 --> 00:12:42,921 Ryans? I don't know. Last year. 85 00:12:43,008 --> 00:12:44,998 Who moved in? 86 00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:47,792 I don't know. 87 00:12:47,883 --> 00:12:51,544 - They got a kid? - Do they? I don't know. 88 00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:54,204 Yeah, I think so. They got a kid. 89 00:12:58,466 --> 00:13:00,705 Yeah, I'm gonna take a dump, man. 90 00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:29,667 - Hey! Willie C! What's up? - Paulie. 91 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,839 - You remember Elle MacPherson? - How you doin'? 92 00:13:32,924 --> 00:13:34,714 Jan's banging some meat cutter. 93 00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:39,042 - It started a month ago. - I heard you got the ultimatum. 94 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:42,249 Fuck that. What right does she have to do that? 95 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:46,465 - You've been going out seven years. - So what's the big deal? 96 00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:50,129 - How old is Jan? - Don't start with me... 97 00:13:50,216 --> 00:13:53,831 - She's 27. - 27. Maybe she wants to have kids. 98 00:13:53,924 --> 00:13:57,752 So what? I wanna have kids, too, but what's the rush? 99 00:13:57,841 --> 00:14:01,171 Kathy Lee Gifford just had a kid and she's 45. 100 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,670 - So who's this guy? - Victor the meat cutter. 101 00:14:04,758 --> 00:14:08,834 You ready to puke? This guy's 40, divorced and has three kids. 102 00:14:08,924 --> 00:14:11,958 So there's no way she's getting sperm from him. 103 00:14:12,049 --> 00:14:14,170 Exactly. I knew you'd understand. 104 00:14:14,257 --> 00:14:17,504 You wanna know what really creases me? Jan's a vegetarian. 105 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:20,127 - Right. - You see the hypocrisy? 106 00:14:20,216 --> 00:14:23,131 Jan's a vegetarian. He's a meat cutter. 107 00:14:23,216 --> 00:14:24,329 Oh, wow! 108 00:14:24,424 --> 00:14:27,505 How can she live with a man who stinks of brisket? 109 00:14:27,591 --> 00:14:30,838 Show time is 12:30 here on Sports Central. 110 00:14:30,924 --> 00:14:33,247 - You're saying six...? - Six speakers. 111 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,209 - Hey, look who's here. - Hey! What's up? 112 00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:39,002 - Hey! - It's Sharon. She's sleeping. 113 00:14:39,091 --> 00:14:41,544 Listen, I'll see you in a minute. 114 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,588 All right. 115 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,916 - Hey. - Yeah? 116 00:14:47,008 --> 00:14:50,254 - It's good to see you. - Good to see you. 117 00:14:58,632 --> 00:14:59,876 Jesus. 118 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,454 You still seeing that chick? The lawyer? 119 00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:05,666 - Tracy, yeah. - Tracy? What's goin' on? 120 00:15:05,758 --> 00:15:07,463 - She's great. - And? 121 00:15:07,549 --> 00:15:09,374 - What? - What's the deal? 122 00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:14,253 - We're going through this stage... - They're all sisters. Trust me. 123 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,627 It's one big conspiracy. Leave it alone. 124 00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:21,088 - You been playing piano? - Yeah. Nothing steady. 125 00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:23,627 - Good money? - How they doing? 126 00:15:23,716 --> 00:15:26,548 All he ever thinks about is Darian Smalls. 127 00:15:26,632 --> 00:15:30,129 - Come on! Still? - Nothing changes around here, Will. 128 00:15:30,215 --> 00:15:33,546 Every time Sharon sees Birdy thinking about Darian, 129 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:36,666 it's another pound when she looks in the mirror. 130 00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,167 Have you seen her? 131 00:15:38,257 --> 00:15:42,547 She's like one of those kids Sally Struthers feeds paste to. 132 00:15:42,632 --> 00:15:44,623 - We need models. - What? 133 00:15:44,716 --> 00:15:49,254 They're beautiful, rich, you don't have to spend much time with them. 134 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,829 Fuckers that date models, they got it made. 135 00:15:51,924 --> 00:15:55,289 My next girlfriend's gonna be a six-foot-tall model. 136 00:15:55,382 --> 00:15:56,626 Definitely. 137 00:15:58,382 --> 00:15:59,377 A big one. 138 00:16:00,507 --> 00:16:02,831 - Models. - I like those chicks. 139 00:16:18,215 --> 00:16:20,206 Don't shovel much, do you? 140 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:27,339 - What makes you say that? - Your technique, it's sloppy. 141 00:16:27,424 --> 00:16:32,247 - You live in a city or warm climate. - City. 142 00:16:35,049 --> 00:16:36,874 You grew up here? 143 00:16:38,049 --> 00:16:39,423 Yeah. Yeah. 144 00:16:39,507 --> 00:16:42,589 - Don't visit much? - Nope. 145 00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:47,289 - Mom dead? - You a cop? 146 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,874 No. 147 00:16:54,008 --> 00:16:56,377 Yeah, my mother's dead. 148 00:16:58,049 --> 00:17:00,917 I knew it. Your dad's kind of a sad guy. 149 00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:05,581 Your brother is kind of missing that thing that having a mom gives you. 150 00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:07,665 It's a lonely house you got. 151 00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:14,084 What's your name? 152 00:17:15,175 --> 00:17:17,460 - Marty. - As in Martha? 153 00:17:17,549 --> 00:17:21,709 As in Marty, named for a grandfather I never even knew - Martin. 154 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:25,378 So now I'm Marty. Just Marty. A girl named Marty. 155 00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:27,622 It is the bane of my existence. 156 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:34,174 - How old are you? - 13, but I'm an old soul. 157 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,794 So why did you come back? 158 00:17:37,883 --> 00:17:39,754 Well... 159 00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:45,539 My high school reunion. 160 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,670 - Heavy. - Yeah. 161 00:17:49,049 --> 00:17:52,047 - So what's your name? - Willie. 162 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:55,047 Willie, I like your 'burns. 163 00:17:56,716 --> 00:17:57,913 Thanks. 164 00:17:58,008 --> 00:18:02,546 - You're kinda cool. - How do you mean? 165 00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:09,466 I don't know. It's just a call. You don't think you are? 166 00:18:09,549 --> 00:18:10,746 I... 167 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,418 I, um... 168 00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:16,247 No, I... I think I am. 169 00:18:17,257 --> 00:18:19,663 You are... I think. 170 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:22,625 - Yeah? - Maybe not. 171 00:18:25,591 --> 00:18:27,462 I'm gonna go. 172 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:31,375 Yeah, I'll see you around... 173 00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:33,207 Marty. 174 00:18:38,466 --> 00:18:43,336 Are you Victor? Excuse me, is your name Victor? 175 00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:45,461 See who's here? 176 00:18:45,549 --> 00:18:47,919 - Shit. - Are you Victor? 177 00:18:48,008 --> 00:18:50,211 I'm looking for Victor the meat cutter. 178 00:18:50,299 --> 00:18:53,831 I hit a cow and he could slice me some steaks. 179 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,621 - It's a waste to let it rot. - You're not funny. 180 00:18:57,716 --> 00:19:00,169 I'm serious, Jan. 181 00:19:00,257 --> 00:19:05,377 I don't appreciate you burying my driveway like some obsessed lunatic. 182 00:19:05,466 --> 00:19:07,789 - OK. That's fair. - What do you want? 183 00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:14,584 - I wanna give you this. - What is that? 184 00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:16,914 - It's a rump roast. Come on. - Paul... 185 00:19:17,008 --> 00:19:19,129 Come on. At least open it. 186 00:19:19,215 --> 00:19:24,039 - I really don't think I should. - Do you believe this? 187 00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:29,669 See what a man has to go through for love? 188 00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:34,749 It's beautiful, Paul. It's lovely. 189 00:19:36,424 --> 00:19:40,833 - It's brown. - Champagne. It's the newest thing. 190 00:19:40,924 --> 00:19:42,203 It's not brown. 191 00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:45,914 - Champagne? It's beautiful. - Thank you. 192 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:52,164 - So what are you doing? - I can't take it. 193 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,750 - Why not? - I can't. 194 00:19:53,841 --> 00:19:55,547 - Marry me, Jan. - No. 195 00:19:57,174 --> 00:20:00,290 - "No"? Just like that, "no"? - No. 196 00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:03,870 - Jesus Christ, Jan! - You're so selfish. 197 00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:06,917 Selfish? Let me explain something. 198 00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:12,292 What's in this box constitutes 30 driveways. Selfish? I think not. 199 00:20:12,382 --> 00:20:15,085 We're taking some time. This screws everything up. 200 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:18,871 - Paul. What are you doing? - Chip, cut me some slack. 201 00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:21,834 - You're making a spectacle. - It's her fault. 202 00:20:21,924 --> 00:20:24,591 Jan? Outside. 203 00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:35,044 - Look, take this ring. - I got customers, Paul. 204 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,922 - Jan. - Paul. 205 00:20:37,008 --> 00:20:38,500 Take the fucking ring! 206 00:20:38,591 --> 00:20:41,589 - That's romantic! - You sucked the romance out. 207 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,376 This is the desperate act of a desperate man. 208 00:20:44,466 --> 00:20:47,878 Only when faced with losing me do you decide to do this. 209 00:20:47,966 --> 00:20:52,540 So? I didn't like the alternative. That's how one comes to a decision. 210 00:20:52,632 --> 00:20:56,460 Wrong. One comes to a decision based on what one wants, 211 00:20:56,549 --> 00:20:58,670 not what one doesn't want, got it? 212 00:21:02,841 --> 00:21:05,163 I got customers. 213 00:21:10,215 --> 00:21:12,539 So how's everything at home? 214 00:21:12,632 --> 00:21:15,915 It's all right. It's a little weird. 215 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,587 Dad's parked in front of the TV all the time 216 00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:23,620 and my mom's clothes are still hanging in the closet. 217 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:29,713 - So what did you do Christmas? - The tiki lounge gets real busy. 218 00:21:29,799 --> 00:21:33,923 - Come on. What did you do? - Went to Pennsylvania with Tracy. 219 00:21:34,008 --> 00:21:36,045 - Met her parents. - Was it good? 220 00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:38,372 - It was all right. - Right. 221 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,085 How's Sharon? 222 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:45,623 Sharon? She's OK, you know? 223 00:21:45,716 --> 00:21:49,082 Well, she's actually not that good, you know... 224 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:53,463 What about the other thing, the other situation? 225 00:21:53,549 --> 00:21:55,919 Oh, Darian? It's over. 226 00:21:56,008 --> 00:22:00,629 - It's over? - I mean it's practically over. 227 00:22:00,716 --> 00:22:02,588 Wait, it's "practically" over? 228 00:22:02,674 --> 00:22:06,538 Well, I mean it's... practically over. It's over. 229 00:22:06,632 --> 00:22:11,289 Listen, how come you never came down that weekend? I had the whole thing. 230 00:22:11,382 --> 00:22:16,419 You know, I got busy and... I had to stick around, but... 231 00:22:16,507 --> 00:22:19,422 What about spring? I'll come see you this spring. 232 00:22:19,507 --> 00:22:22,291 Now I know what I'm doing this spring. 233 00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:29,881 Hey, Stinky Womack re-opened The Johnson Inn. 234 00:22:29,966 --> 00:22:32,419 You wanna go by, maybe, 235 00:22:32,507 --> 00:22:35,707 - grab a beer or something? - Yeah. Great. 236 00:22:53,549 --> 00:22:57,590 - Hey, what's up, Tommy? Who's that? - Hey, Stinky! 237 00:22:57,674 --> 00:22:59,463 Hey, Willie! 238 00:22:59,549 --> 00:23:03,874 Hey, watch the Stinky stuff. I'm a proprietor now. 239 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,964 - Sorry, Stinky. Nice job! - Yeah, huh? 240 00:23:07,049 --> 00:23:11,671 We got a new bar, little fireplace, menu, apps. 241 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:16,249 - Apps? - Yeah. Appetisers. We got apps. 242 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,829 He's the proprietor. He's got the lingo down. 243 00:23:18,924 --> 00:23:20,381 Willie! Willie C! 244 00:23:24,424 --> 00:23:26,213 - What's up? - What's up? 245 00:23:26,299 --> 00:23:28,918 You all right? 246 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,082 Scoot over. 247 00:23:31,174 --> 00:23:34,540 - What's got him creased? - This. 248 00:23:34,632 --> 00:23:37,120 - What is it? - It's a diamond. 249 00:23:41,716 --> 00:23:46,456 - Fuckin' thing's brown. - It's champagne, the newest thing. 250 00:23:46,549 --> 00:23:48,789 - What? - It's a trend. 251 00:23:48,883 --> 00:23:52,046 - Frank, two beers. - You're so uncultured. 252 00:23:52,132 --> 00:23:54,288 Champagne. It's a nice stone, Paul. 253 00:23:54,382 --> 00:23:58,957 I heard about this. They're trying to create a new market. 254 00:23:59,049 --> 00:24:04,039 Oh, right, yeah. They were calling it "piss" but weren't moving any units. 255 00:24:04,132 --> 00:24:06,040 - What's with you? - What? 256 00:24:06,132 --> 00:24:09,961 - How much did you pay? - What difference does it make? 257 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,620 What difference? Diamonds are colourless. 258 00:24:12,716 --> 00:24:17,089 You buy a coloured diamond for a girl you're not even seeing. 259 00:24:17,174 --> 00:24:20,337 - You been eating retard sandwiches. - I don't need your shit. 260 00:24:20,424 --> 00:24:25,128 - I think you do. - Fuck you, Mr. High Horse. 261 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,669 You're like a human Geraldo episode. 262 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:30,210 - What does that mean? - Guys... 263 00:24:30,299 --> 00:24:34,127 You got one broad destroying her marriage, one destroying her stomach. 264 00:24:34,215 --> 00:24:37,166 - You just watch hockey. - Don't push it. 265 00:24:37,257 --> 00:24:40,955 What are you gonna do? Beat me up after class? 266 00:24:41,049 --> 00:24:44,047 This ain't high school any more. The legend's dead. 267 00:24:44,132 --> 00:24:46,965 - The legend can still fuck you up. - Bullshit! 268 00:24:47,049 --> 00:24:49,040 - Paul... - Butt out, Conway. 269 00:24:49,132 --> 00:24:52,249 Don't waltz in here with your big city bullshit. 270 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:53,999 - Fucking loser. - Faggot. 271 00:24:54,091 --> 00:24:55,749 - Prick. - Asshole. 272 00:24:55,841 --> 00:24:59,420 Free apps! I got free apps. 273 00:25:01,049 --> 00:25:02,542 What? 274 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,746 Hey! 275 00:25:11,758 --> 00:25:13,166 Willie boy. 276 00:25:14,924 --> 00:25:18,503 - What are you doin'? - Hanging out. 277 00:25:18,591 --> 00:25:24,172 I like to mash snow, it gives me a sense of self-satisfaction. 278 00:25:27,466 --> 00:25:31,081 - You got a girlfriend? - Why do you ask? 279 00:25:32,257 --> 00:25:35,955 I don't know. You're a dude in flux. 280 00:25:36,049 --> 00:25:40,125 You've come back to the house of loneliness and tears, 281 00:25:40,215 --> 00:25:45,667 to daddy downer and brother bummer, to come to some decision about life. 282 00:25:45,758 --> 00:25:48,127 A life decision, if you will. 283 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:51,831 You fancy yourself a perceptive little thing, don't you? 284 00:25:51,924 --> 00:25:55,870 I don't know about "little". I'm the tallest girl in my class. 285 00:25:55,966 --> 00:25:58,004 I may grow to be 5' 10". 286 00:26:00,299 --> 00:26:02,336 I'll be hot. 287 00:26:03,424 --> 00:26:04,917 Well... 288 00:26:05,008 --> 00:26:09,546 Am I right? Life decision? You got the full-on Hamlet thing going? 289 00:26:09,632 --> 00:26:12,880 Hamlet? Danish prince, couldn't make decisions. 290 00:26:12,966 --> 00:26:14,292 Yeah, I know Hamlet. 291 00:26:15,591 --> 00:26:18,423 So, about that girlfriend? 292 00:26:22,090 --> 00:26:23,998 Yeah. Yeah, there is one. 293 00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:29,127 - She want to get married? - I think so. 294 00:26:29,215 --> 00:26:31,253 - You don't? - I'm not sure. 295 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:35,749 - Is she fat? - No! She's quite nice actually. 296 00:26:35,841 --> 00:26:40,498 - So why don't you marry her? - I knew I came for a reason! 297 00:26:40,591 --> 00:26:42,498 Thank you. 298 00:26:42,591 --> 00:26:46,501 - That's OK. Tease the little kid. - See you around. 299 00:26:49,924 --> 00:26:51,880 See ya. 300 00:26:59,507 --> 00:27:00,882 Sharon? 301 00:27:00,966 --> 00:27:03,798 Sharon? What? 302 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:09,251 It would be nice if when we were making love, you'd be thinking of me. 303 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:12,706 - Huh? - She's not gonna leave him, Tommy. 304 00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:19,124 I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't seen her in months. 305 00:27:19,215 --> 00:27:21,206 I am not stupid. 306 00:27:22,883 --> 00:27:25,252 So you wanna end this? 307 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:29,038 That'd be convenient. Save you the guilt? I end it? 308 00:27:32,674 --> 00:27:36,335 Let me ask you something. What do I do? 309 00:27:36,424 --> 00:27:40,418 The best years of your life were high school, 310 00:27:40,507 --> 00:27:45,046 when you were the king of the hill and Darian was your girlfriend. 311 00:27:45,132 --> 00:27:48,379 You want all that back. I can't give that to you. 312 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:53,419 How do I compete with a life that is impossible for you to have again? 313 00:27:56,799 --> 00:28:00,923 You're gonna have to break up with him now. 314 00:28:01,008 --> 00:28:05,416 Getting over him, that's the hard part. I know. Believe me, I know. 315 00:28:06,591 --> 00:28:10,121 She's right. At first, you'll have these visions 316 00:28:10,215 --> 00:28:16,129 of you alone, 57, 58, walking around, your hair in a bun - 317 00:28:16,215 --> 00:28:19,249 maybe you're a librarian - heating up soup for one 318 00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:22,125 and worrying about the cobwebs in your womb. 319 00:28:22,215 --> 00:28:26,505 - Gina. - The visions fade, that's my point. 320 00:28:26,591 --> 00:28:29,505 You will get over him in about two years. 321 00:28:29,591 --> 00:28:34,164 You'll be 29. It'd be better if you were 24 now, then you'd be 26, 322 00:28:34,257 --> 00:28:36,295 but we don't choose these things. 323 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:40,458 - They choose us. - Exactly. So, 29. 324 00:28:40,549 --> 00:28:43,298 - That's not exactly ancient. - Not exactly 30. 325 00:28:43,382 --> 00:28:45,871 - Which is good. - Which is very good. 326 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:52,624 Look, I know what you're saying and I know how bad it looks, 327 00:28:52,716 --> 00:29:00,538 but nobody knows what it's like when it's just the two of us. 328 00:29:00,632 --> 00:29:02,540 I love him. 329 00:29:02,632 --> 00:29:06,875 OK. No, that's fair. 330 00:29:07,841 --> 00:29:09,962 So how is it? 331 00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:18,123 - Lately, it's not so good. - The man can't commit. 332 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:19,625 The man can't commit. 333 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:23,709 Why is it when a relationship doesn't work out, 334 00:29:23,799 --> 00:29:27,330 we say it's cos they can't commit? 335 00:29:27,424 --> 00:29:31,500 - Shouldn't I take some of the blame? - No. That is grief talking. 336 00:29:31,591 --> 00:29:35,371 - No way is that Sharon. - It's a little grief-stricken girl 337 00:29:35,466 --> 00:29:37,587 who looks a lot like Sharon. 338 00:29:37,674 --> 00:29:40,245 I'm still not sure they're broken up. 339 00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:43,291 You're broken up, right? 340 00:29:45,090 --> 00:29:49,037 I don't know. It's Tommy's birthday next week. 341 00:29:49,132 --> 00:29:51,621 It's on Saturday. I mean... 342 00:29:51,716 --> 00:29:55,247 Maybe if I threw him a party with all his friends 343 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:58,588 and we just had a nice time, just relaxed... 344 00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:03,330 Would you guys help me organise it? 345 00:30:04,924 --> 00:30:06,333 Would you, please? 346 00:30:18,591 --> 00:30:20,131 One more. 347 00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:22,126 One more. 348 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:46,789 Michael and my father, they both fall off the boat, right into the lake. 349 00:30:46,883 --> 00:30:50,544 - It was classic. - He got the picture, though. 350 00:30:50,632 --> 00:30:52,504 It's good. 351 00:30:52,591 --> 00:30:57,746 - So you been working much? - A few nights, you know. 352 00:30:57,841 --> 00:31:01,502 But I'm actually toying with the idea of becoming a citizen. 353 00:31:01,591 --> 00:31:03,795 Oh, what do you mean? 354 00:31:03,883 --> 00:31:10,329 Well, I got offered this sales job. It's got a pretty good base salary, 355 00:31:10,424 --> 00:31:15,579 plus commission and... I don't know. They'll let me know. 356 00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:18,542 - That sounds great. - Yeah, it could be. 357 00:31:18,632 --> 00:31:20,173 Yeah. 358 00:31:21,382 --> 00:31:24,878 You... I'm gonna go get the video. 359 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:29,255 - Of this? See him fall in... Yeah. - You're gonna love it. 360 00:31:32,507 --> 00:31:33,965 What? 361 00:31:34,883 --> 00:31:37,916 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 362 00:31:38,008 --> 00:31:39,666 - That's bogus. - Why? 363 00:31:39,758 --> 00:31:43,668 Cos you get that job, you won't have any time to play the piano. 364 00:31:43,758 --> 00:31:47,834 Mo, listen, it's not happening. It's just not happening. 365 00:31:47,924 --> 00:31:51,124 I'm getting older and I gotta think about the future. 366 00:31:51,215 --> 00:31:54,166 You would be the worst salesman ever, OK? 367 00:31:54,257 --> 00:31:58,120 I deal with salesmen every day and you... you are no salesman. 368 00:31:58,215 --> 00:32:01,379 Well, thanks for the vote of confidence. 369 00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:04,463 What the hell do you know about office equipment? 370 00:32:04,549 --> 00:32:08,377 What do you know about kids? You're raising two just fine. 371 00:32:11,466 --> 00:32:13,622 - Dad! - Sarah? 372 00:32:19,299 --> 00:32:24,039 See these guys? Husky Pete, Rizzo and Sammy Bean? 373 00:32:24,132 --> 00:32:29,916 They work all day, drink all night for 40 fucking years. 374 00:32:30,008 --> 00:32:33,207 Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation. 375 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:38,454 What do they do? Drink all day and drink all night. 376 00:32:38,549 --> 00:32:43,253 Does this little observation contain anything resembling a point? 377 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:44,454 Yes, Tom. 378 00:32:45,424 --> 00:32:49,548 If we don't step it up, we'll wind up just like Husky Pete 379 00:32:49,632 --> 00:32:52,251 and Rizzo and Sammy Bean. 380 00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:54,126 Cool. 381 00:32:55,424 --> 00:32:57,046 Cool? 382 00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:03,873 Holy shit! 383 00:33:04,424 --> 00:33:07,208 - Hi, Frank. - Hey! 384 00:33:08,632 --> 00:33:10,173 Oh, it's good to see you. 385 00:33:10,257 --> 00:33:13,125 - What is that? - That is unbelievable. 386 00:33:13,215 --> 00:33:17,375 - Stink, who's the vixen? - It's my cousin from Chicago. 387 00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:21,162 - No way. - No way does she share your blood. 388 00:33:21,257 --> 00:33:25,832 Yes, she does, and she is not only hot, she is also completely cool. 389 00:33:25,924 --> 00:33:29,170 - Unbelievable. - Does she have a boyfriend? 390 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:33,582 What do you think? A girl like that's born with a boyfriend. 391 00:33:34,924 --> 00:33:37,673 I'm gonna go say hi to Stanley. 392 00:33:37,758 --> 00:33:41,336 - Stanley? - Hey, you. 393 00:33:42,174 --> 00:33:45,540 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 394 00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:49,247 I got some friends I want you to meet. Come here. 395 00:33:50,299 --> 00:33:52,455 Oh, man, this should be fun. 396 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:58,714 Andera, this is Tommy... 397 00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:00,920 - Kev... - Hi. 398 00:34:01,007 --> 00:34:03,211 - Paul... - Hi. 399 00:34:03,299 --> 00:34:05,622 - Willie. - Guys... 400 00:34:05,716 --> 00:34:07,541 - Hey, Stink. - I'm sorry. And Mo. 401 00:34:07,632 --> 00:34:10,500 - Hi, Mo. - Hi. 402 00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:12,961 Guys, Andera. 403 00:34:13,799 --> 00:34:15,457 Hi. 404 00:34:15,549 --> 00:34:18,298 I'll be here if you need me. 405 00:34:18,382 --> 00:34:21,499 So what part of Chicago you from? 406 00:34:21,591 --> 00:34:27,089 - Do you know Chicago? - Yeah... I know Soldier's Field. 407 00:34:27,174 --> 00:34:29,460 That's a football field. 408 00:34:29,549 --> 00:34:32,298 - She said it. - So what do you do? 409 00:34:33,632 --> 00:34:39,213 - I'm in advertising. - Advertising! That's great. 410 00:34:39,299 --> 00:34:42,747 - What do you guys do? - What do we do? 411 00:34:42,841 --> 00:34:47,628 - Well, Paul and I have... - ...a business. 412 00:34:47,716 --> 00:34:49,837 - Construction... - Painting... 413 00:34:49,924 --> 00:34:53,455 - Kevin works for me. - I work with him. 414 00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:56,962 - Mo works in a textile plant. - I'm plant manager. 415 00:34:57,048 --> 00:34:59,086 And Willie here's a musician. 416 00:34:59,507 --> 00:35:03,003 - What do you play? - Piano. 417 00:35:03,090 --> 00:35:05,579 - Would you play something? - No, no... 418 00:35:05,674 --> 00:35:08,292 - Hey, Will, play something. - No... 419 00:35:08,382 --> 00:35:09,923 Come on. 420 00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:12,792 - Come on. You never play any more. - I know. 421 00:35:12,883 --> 00:35:14,920 - He's good. - I need a shot. 422 00:35:15,007 --> 00:35:18,871 - Do you guys want to do a shot? - Shots? We love shots. 423 00:35:18,966 --> 00:35:24,547 - Er, woo-woos, melon balls? - Chicks like num-nums. 424 00:35:24,632 --> 00:35:29,040 - Whiskey. - Whiskey, yeah. Whiskey it is. 425 00:35:29,132 --> 00:35:31,169 - Stan, six shorts. - Who's Stan? 426 00:35:31,257 --> 00:35:33,497 You got it. 427 00:35:33,591 --> 00:35:35,747 Thank you. 428 00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:37,298 Gotcha. 429 00:35:37,382 --> 00:35:38,959 Irish. 430 00:35:40,632 --> 00:35:44,578 So, Willie, you gonna play something or what? 431 00:35:46,132 --> 00:35:48,455 All right. All right. 432 00:35:48,549 --> 00:35:49,959 All right. 433 00:36:06,674 --> 00:36:07,871 Hey, buddy. 434 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:11,296 Why'd you mention the piano? We can't compete with that. 435 00:36:11,382 --> 00:36:13,918 Show her how you spread mulch. That's sexy. 436 00:36:14,007 --> 00:36:17,752 Stinky's cousin. He's related! 437 00:36:33,841 --> 00:36:36,376 What's this song? 438 00:36:36,466 --> 00:36:38,373 You don't know this? 439 00:37:10,674 --> 00:37:12,083 Take it, buddy. 440 00:38:03,424 --> 00:38:06,920 I'm done speaking to both of you, OK? You're both fucking insane. 441 00:38:07,007 --> 00:38:12,162 You know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy and Madison fucking Avenue. 442 00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:14,627 Yes. Let me explain something to you. 443 00:38:14,716 --> 00:38:17,085 Girls with big tits have big asses. 444 00:38:17,174 --> 00:38:20,836 Girls with little tits have little asses. That's how it goes. 445 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:23,128 God doesn't fuck around. He's fair. 446 00:38:23,215 --> 00:38:25,539 He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits 447 00:38:25,632 --> 00:38:28,037 and the skinnies little, tiny niddlers. 448 00:38:28,132 --> 00:38:31,130 It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him. 449 00:38:34,174 --> 00:38:35,963 Hey, Mitch. 450 00:38:36,048 --> 00:38:37,376 Thank you. 451 00:38:37,466 --> 00:38:39,919 Oh, guys, look what we have here. 452 00:38:40,007 --> 00:38:42,792 Look. Your favourite. Oh, you like that? 453 00:38:42,883 --> 00:38:46,746 - I can go with that. - Nice? Well, it doesn't exist. 454 00:38:46,841 --> 00:38:50,502 Look at the hair. It's long, flowing - like a river. 455 00:38:50,591 --> 00:38:52,581 Well, it's a fucking weave, OK? 456 00:38:52,674 --> 00:38:56,454 And the tits. Please! I could hang my overcoat on them. 457 00:38:56,549 --> 00:38:59,167 Tits, by design, were invented to be suckled by babies. 458 00:38:59,257 --> 00:39:03,333 Yes, they're purely functional. These are silicone city. 459 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,090 And look - my favourite, the shaved pubis. 460 00:39:06,174 --> 00:39:09,587 Pubic hair being so unruly and all. 461 00:39:09,674 --> 00:39:12,874 This is a mockery, a sham. This is bullshit. 462 00:39:14,215 --> 00:39:18,209 Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, 463 00:39:18,299 --> 00:39:21,462 the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved... 464 00:39:21,549 --> 00:39:24,333 These are not real women. They're beauty freaks. 465 00:39:24,424 --> 00:39:27,291 They make us normal women with our wrinkles, 466 00:39:27,382 --> 00:39:31,707 our puckered boobs - hi, Bob - our cellulite, feel somehow inadequate. 467 00:39:31,799 --> 00:39:33,505 Well, I don't buy it. 468 00:39:33,591 --> 00:39:38,497 But if you think there's a chance you could get one of these women, 469 00:39:38,591 --> 00:39:42,501 you don't give us real women any commitment - it's pathetic. 470 00:39:42,591 --> 00:39:47,129 What do you think you'll do? You'll end up drooling in some nursing home, 471 00:39:47,215 --> 00:39:50,462 then you'll decide that it's time to settle down, have kids?! 472 00:39:50,549 --> 00:39:53,417 You gonna find a cheerleader? Charge it, Mitch. 473 00:39:53,507 --> 00:39:55,794 - You're oversimplifying. - Oh, eat me! 474 00:39:55,883 --> 00:39:59,663 Look at Paul - models on the wall, dog named Elle MacPherson. 475 00:39:59,758 --> 00:40:02,709 He's insane! He's obsessed. You're all obsessed. 476 00:40:02,799 --> 00:40:06,793 If you had an ounce of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence, 477 00:40:06,883 --> 00:40:11,705 you would realise that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin deep. 478 00:40:11,799 --> 00:40:15,922 And if you did hook a model, I guarantee you'd be sick of her. 479 00:40:16,007 --> 00:40:18,294 Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her 480 00:40:18,382 --> 00:40:21,582 after about, what, 20 or 30 years? 481 00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:27,882 Get over yourself. Thank you, Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude. 482 00:40:27,965 --> 00:40:31,296 No matter how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, 483 00:40:31,382 --> 00:40:35,079 unless there's some other shit going on besides the physical, 484 00:40:35,174 --> 00:40:36,715 it's going to get old, OK? 485 00:40:36,799 --> 00:40:39,750 And you guys have got to get a grip, 486 00:40:39,841 --> 00:40:43,751 otherwise the future of the human race is in jeopardy. 487 00:40:47,007 --> 00:40:48,465 What was that? 488 00:40:48,549 --> 00:40:50,421 I have to wait for you, Pete? 489 00:40:50,507 --> 00:40:52,213 I don't know. 490 00:40:52,299 --> 00:40:57,039 - Great ass. - Nice tits. Come on. Let's go. 491 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,372 - Hey. - What's up? 492 00:41:26,466 --> 00:41:28,290 Nothing. 493 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,961 Who's the guy? 494 00:41:34,799 --> 00:41:40,547 - Andrew Willis. He's in my class. - Oh. He your boyfriend? 495 00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:44,251 I don't know. I guess. He's OK. 496 00:41:45,048 --> 00:41:47,086 He seemed a little short. 497 00:41:47,174 --> 00:41:51,002 - He's 12 years old, Willie. - Oh, right. 498 00:41:52,299 --> 00:41:55,047 So, he's not really... Right. 499 00:41:55,132 --> 00:41:56,874 Are you OK? 500 00:41:56,965 --> 00:41:59,003 Yeah. Yeah, I'm... Why? 501 00:41:59,090 --> 00:42:03,298 - You seem a little flavoured today. - No! No, I'm cool. 502 00:42:03,382 --> 00:42:05,040 Cool. 503 00:42:05,132 --> 00:42:06,542 Yeah. 504 00:42:08,674 --> 00:42:11,458 So, tell me something. What do you kids...? 505 00:42:11,549 --> 00:42:14,880 What is it you do, kids your age, on the weekend? 506 00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:18,794 Well, what we've been doing lately is smoking massive amounts of drugs, 507 00:42:18,883 --> 00:42:21,715 bingeing on Entenmanns and listening to Pink Floyd. 508 00:42:21,799 --> 00:42:22,960 Really? 509 00:42:23,048 --> 00:42:25,716 You are flavoured today. 510 00:42:27,466 --> 00:42:30,380 - Oh, you're kidding? - The Entenmanns part was true. 511 00:42:30,466 --> 00:42:33,380 Oh. Wow. 512 00:42:33,466 --> 00:42:38,253 So... you like this guy Andrew? 513 00:42:39,382 --> 00:42:44,004 He's OK. He's into male contraception which is nice for a change. 514 00:42:45,299 --> 00:42:48,629 Joking. You really got to chill, Will. 515 00:42:48,716 --> 00:42:50,837 Right. Right. 516 00:42:52,466 --> 00:42:55,333 I'm gonna go inside. 517 00:42:55,424 --> 00:42:58,505 - You sure you're OK? - I'll be OK. 518 00:42:58,591 --> 00:43:00,332 Good. 519 00:43:02,632 --> 00:43:04,338 Hey, Marty! 520 00:43:05,215 --> 00:43:06,792 Yes? 521 00:43:08,466 --> 00:43:11,214 Ah, forgot what I was going to say. 522 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,214 See you around. 523 00:43:16,215 --> 00:43:17,874 Bye. 524 00:43:21,382 --> 00:43:25,079 - I owe you five bucks, right? - I think it's more than that. 525 00:43:25,174 --> 00:43:28,207 - This controller's broken. - Shut up. 526 00:43:28,299 --> 00:43:30,965 - My X button doesn't work. - You always say that. 527 00:43:31,048 --> 00:43:33,620 It's not fair. Hey, was that Tracy? 528 00:43:33,716 --> 00:43:35,208 Yep. 529 00:43:35,299 --> 00:43:37,336 - Is she hot? - She's nice. 530 00:43:37,424 --> 00:43:40,588 Ascribe a numerical value - face, body, personality. 531 00:43:40,674 --> 00:43:42,712 I'm not gonna do that. 532 00:43:42,799 --> 00:43:45,583 - Come on. Do it. - Don't be vile. 533 00:43:45,674 --> 00:43:48,956 - Grow up. Do it. - You don't have to. 534 00:43:49,048 --> 00:43:51,123 I don't know, let's see. Face... 535 00:43:51,215 --> 00:43:55,458 - We need a frame of reference. - I thought I was vile. 536 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,670 - You gotta do it proper. - Who? 537 00:43:57,758 --> 00:43:59,463 Kelly Norman. 538 00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:03,957 All right. Let's see. Kelly Norman - face, six; 539 00:44:04,048 --> 00:44:06,834 body, eight and a half; 540 00:44:06,923 --> 00:44:08,832 personality, four. 541 00:44:08,923 --> 00:44:11,874 Yes, sir. 542 00:44:11,965 --> 00:44:14,632 - Jennifer Colton. - Jennifer Colton? 543 00:44:16,299 --> 00:44:18,040 Face, one; 544 00:44:18,716 --> 00:44:21,667 body, two; personality, three. 545 00:44:21,758 --> 00:44:25,621 - OK, I got it, so... - Wait! 546 00:44:25,716 --> 00:44:28,168 Carmen Swisher. 547 00:44:28,841 --> 00:44:31,376 - Who? - Carmen Swisher, man. Porn star. 548 00:44:31,466 --> 00:44:33,954 - I don't know her. - Yeah, you do. 549 00:44:34,048 --> 00:44:35,707 She's in Fistful Of Vixens. 550 00:44:35,799 --> 00:44:40,587 The one who gets all of her orifices penetrated by those circus midgets? 551 00:44:40,674 --> 00:44:44,288 Oh shit, that's her? That's her name? She's good. 552 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:46,420 - Very talented girl. - Very talented. 553 00:44:46,507 --> 00:44:48,165 Face, seven; 554 00:44:48,257 --> 00:44:50,793 body, nine and a half... 555 00:44:52,215 --> 00:44:55,130 and personality - well, the sky's the limit. 556 00:44:56,299 --> 00:44:58,869 Those midgets got a real kick out of her. 557 00:44:58,965 --> 00:45:00,209 Exactly. 558 00:45:00,299 --> 00:45:02,704 So do Tracy now. 559 00:45:02,799 --> 00:45:04,505 Tracy. 560 00:45:08,215 --> 00:45:12,126 Face - good, solid... seven and a half. 561 00:45:13,007 --> 00:45:17,629 Body - good, solid... seven and a half. 562 00:45:18,758 --> 00:45:22,502 Personality - good, solid... 563 00:45:24,048 --> 00:45:25,839 seven and a half. 564 00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:29,336 - Sounds excellent, man. - When's she coming in? 565 00:45:29,424 --> 00:45:34,626 He has the puck! He shoots, he scores. Yes! Two nothing. 566 00:45:36,466 --> 00:45:40,755 Tommy, would you mind pulling over? I have to go to the bathroom. 567 00:45:40,841 --> 00:45:44,372 What? We're gonna be at the restaurant in five minutes. 568 00:45:44,466 --> 00:45:48,210 No, it's gonna take longer than that. We could just pull in here. 569 00:45:48,299 --> 00:45:51,416 The VFW? We'll be at the restaurant in five minutes. 570 00:45:51,507 --> 00:45:54,955 I'm not feeling good. I just need to go in quick. 571 00:45:55,048 --> 00:45:58,212 Did you eat today? Did you eat anything? 572 00:45:58,299 --> 00:46:00,503 - I ate. - What did you eat? 573 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:04,750 - What did you eat? - It doesn't matter what I ate. 574 00:46:04,841 --> 00:46:09,213 You never eat, then get stomach pains and wonder why. 575 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:12,416 - Cos you didn't eat. - I did so. 576 00:46:12,507 --> 00:46:14,995 You can't do this. It's eight o'clock... 577 00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:17,579 - Stop it. - All right. Forget it. 578 00:46:17,674 --> 00:46:21,371 - Good. - I'm concerned, that's all. 579 00:46:22,591 --> 00:46:23,669 Surprise! 580 00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:36,794 That's nice. 581 00:46:39,674 --> 00:46:42,079 Happy Birthday, Birdy. 582 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:46,547 - Did you know? - I had no idea. 583 00:46:46,632 --> 00:46:49,037 Let's get the party started. 584 00:46:49,132 --> 00:46:51,087 - I'm DJing. - No. 585 00:46:51,174 --> 00:46:53,579 Paul, no. No Jethro Tull. 586 00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:01,422 Hey, you're looking great. 587 00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:12,338 - He didn't know. - It was beautiful. 588 00:47:22,090 --> 00:47:24,330 - Second course. - That's right. 589 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:27,588 - Yo, what's up, guys? - What's up, man? 590 00:47:31,048 --> 00:47:33,916 Spider, let me explain. This is my domain. 591 00:47:34,007 --> 00:47:36,081 Let me explain something, my friend. 592 00:47:36,174 --> 00:47:38,579 This is my domain. I don't want... 593 00:47:44,758 --> 00:47:47,506 It ought to be Stinky's - big sign... 594 00:47:47,591 --> 00:47:49,712 Our motto - "Go ugly early". 595 00:47:53,632 --> 00:47:57,163 I like that. Stinky's. It would look good on the matches. 596 00:47:57,257 --> 00:48:03,834 You know what I was thinking? We planned all this in the salon... 597 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,673 Congratulations to all of us. 598 00:48:06,758 --> 00:48:09,127 You're happy, I'm happy, Sharon. 599 00:48:27,758 --> 00:48:29,166 Hey, Darian. 600 00:48:30,923 --> 00:48:35,166 - What the fuck is she doing? - Your boy's fucked now, buddy. 601 00:48:35,257 --> 00:48:39,251 - Holy shit! - Oh, Christ! 602 00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:43,381 Food for the hungry, drink for the thirsty... 603 00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:49,248 - Shit. - The odds just increased. 604 00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:50,963 Fuck, man. Who told her? 605 00:48:51,048 --> 00:48:55,919 It's all right. I'm sure she's just gonna walk right back out. 606 00:48:56,007 --> 00:48:57,749 Darian. 607 00:48:58,882 --> 00:49:01,501 - Hey. - Happy birthday. 608 00:49:01,591 --> 00:49:05,631 - That's really nice. Thanks. - I got this for your birthday. 609 00:49:05,716 --> 00:49:10,917 - I mean this is for you and for me. - Thanks, guys. 610 00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:15,546 - It's too much. - Somebody should go over. 611 00:49:15,632 --> 00:49:17,670 You smell good. 612 00:49:18,591 --> 00:49:21,423 - Let's get outta here. - You wanna go? 613 00:49:21,507 --> 00:49:24,505 - We're going! - Fine. I'm ready to go. 614 00:49:24,591 --> 00:49:28,169 She polluted the air, as far as I'm concerned. 615 00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:33,412 - Don't even think twice about it. - Get home early. Pay the sitter. 616 00:49:34,174 --> 00:49:36,710 - Do you like it? - I don't know. 617 00:49:36,799 --> 00:49:39,204 - I put the bow on. - It's really nice. 618 00:49:39,299 --> 00:49:42,960 - Should we do something? - What? 619 00:49:43,048 --> 00:49:45,086 What the fuck is that? 620 00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:51,496 - I don't understand. - I have no idea why she's here. 621 00:49:51,591 --> 00:49:54,505 But it's classic Birdman. 622 00:49:54,591 --> 00:49:57,257 It's not funny, but it is true. 623 00:50:16,215 --> 00:50:20,339 - Steven's in New York. - That's great. Great. 624 00:50:21,466 --> 00:50:23,918 Kristen's with my folks. 625 00:50:24,007 --> 00:50:25,417 Uh-huh. 626 00:50:31,923 --> 00:50:34,957 It was your special night, Tommy. 627 00:50:36,507 --> 00:50:39,078 Why couldn't I share in your special night? 628 00:50:39,174 --> 00:50:41,295 Because... 629 00:50:41,382 --> 00:50:42,662 Good night, Darian. 630 00:50:45,090 --> 00:50:47,413 I want you to come inside. 631 00:50:47,507 --> 00:50:50,126 I'm not goin' inside. 632 00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:56,378 Come on, Tommy. I have to give you your real present. 633 00:50:56,466 --> 00:50:59,996 What you gave me is fine, OK? Darian, come on. 634 00:51:01,215 --> 00:51:03,585 Come on. 635 00:51:03,674 --> 00:51:06,458 You can slip into something more comfortable. 636 00:51:06,549 --> 00:51:08,290 Like what? 637 00:51:08,382 --> 00:51:10,124 Like me. 638 00:51:22,591 --> 00:51:25,920 - Come on, Darian. I gotta go. - Come on, Tommy. Grow up. 639 00:51:26,007 --> 00:51:29,040 I gotta go. Just go inside, will you? 640 00:51:30,507 --> 00:51:32,581 Just get out. 641 00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:43,918 We always gotta do this, don't we? 642 00:51:44,007 --> 00:51:46,412 Just go inside. 643 00:51:48,174 --> 00:51:50,248 OK. Fuck it. 644 00:51:54,257 --> 00:51:55,880 Stupid truck. 645 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:09,290 All I'm saying is you have this amazing thing, 646 00:52:09,382 --> 00:52:13,506 you got his person with all that potential, all that future... 647 00:52:13,591 --> 00:52:17,454 This girl... is gonna be amazing. 648 00:52:17,549 --> 00:52:21,543 She's smart, she's funny... she's hot... 649 00:52:21,632 --> 00:52:24,167 - She's 13! - I know. Get over it. 650 00:52:24,257 --> 00:52:27,374 It's not a sexual thing. This is... 651 00:52:27,466 --> 00:52:29,503 - I could wait. - What? 652 00:52:29,591 --> 00:52:34,295 In ten years, she'll be 23, I'll be 39, it won't be a big deal. 653 00:52:34,382 --> 00:52:37,048 Willie... you're scaring me here. 654 00:52:37,132 --> 00:52:39,372 This girl is gonna be amazing. 655 00:52:41,632 --> 00:52:43,125 Great. 656 00:52:46,591 --> 00:52:51,295 I was actually jealous of this little kid on a bike, 657 00:52:51,382 --> 00:52:56,205 this short little kid on a bike, cos he gets to be her age now. 658 00:52:56,299 --> 00:53:00,375 I get to be some vile old man, like... What's his name? 659 00:53:00,466 --> 00:53:04,329 - Roman Polanski. - No, like... Nabokov. 660 00:53:04,424 --> 00:53:07,457 Like some Nabokov character. 661 00:53:07,549 --> 00:53:12,917 Like some old fat, hairy, fat, stinky, putrid man. 662 00:53:13,007 --> 00:53:16,088 And... 663 00:53:16,174 --> 00:53:20,748 I don't know. You just want to say to her in all sincerity, 664 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,709 "Take me with you when you go." 665 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:31,287 Willie, the girl was a zygote when you were in the seventh grade. 666 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,170 So what? What are you saying? 667 00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:41,085 That this is my way of postponing the inevitable? 668 00:53:41,174 --> 00:53:44,041 My way of saying I don't wanna grow old? 669 00:53:44,132 --> 00:53:48,955 No, I think it's your way of saying you don't want to grow up. 670 00:53:57,798 --> 00:54:02,788 I just want something beautiful. 671 00:54:06,299 --> 00:54:09,083 We all want something beautiful. 672 00:54:40,632 --> 00:54:45,420 Hi, Mrs. Cassidy. I know it's late. I'm sorry. Is Sharon home? 673 00:54:45,507 --> 00:54:49,003 - She's sleeping, Tom. - Can I see her? 674 00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:51,958 - She's sleeping. - OK. 675 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:57,047 I'm sorry. Could you just tell her that I stopped by? 676 00:54:58,632 --> 00:55:04,001 You should know Sharon put a lot of planning into tonight, Tom. 677 00:55:07,257 --> 00:55:10,006 Mom, it's all right. Go to bed. 678 00:55:10,549 --> 00:55:12,041 Hey. 679 00:55:12,132 --> 00:55:14,798 I just... I want to apologise. 680 00:55:16,257 --> 00:55:18,663 You don't have to. I'm fine. 681 00:55:18,757 --> 00:55:20,713 I feel that I should explain. 682 00:55:20,798 --> 00:55:24,792 You know what, Tommy? It's a little late. 683 00:55:27,716 --> 00:55:29,955 Yeah. OK. 684 00:55:38,757 --> 00:55:40,499 All right. 685 00:56:50,716 --> 00:56:52,836 Willie C. What's up? 686 00:56:52,923 --> 00:56:54,997 - Hey, fellas. - What's goin' on? 687 00:56:55,965 --> 00:56:58,003 You never went home last night? 688 00:56:58,090 --> 00:57:01,290 Came here. Pike is runnin'. Haven't caught a thing. 689 00:57:01,382 --> 00:57:04,333 - Guess what I did this morning. - What? 690 00:57:04,424 --> 00:57:08,583 Made a phone call to Stinky's cousin, the lovely Andera. 691 00:57:08,674 --> 00:57:13,212 - What happened? - She's going out with me. Thank you. 692 00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:15,170 Like on a date? 693 00:57:15,923 --> 00:57:19,669 We didn't get into specifics. Jealous? 694 00:57:20,382 --> 00:57:23,380 - Well... - A little bit. 695 00:57:24,132 --> 00:57:27,083 Come on, Elle. Let's get some air. 696 00:57:34,798 --> 00:57:36,624 Jesus! 697 00:57:38,132 --> 00:57:39,957 Is that Mo? 698 00:57:40,466 --> 00:57:42,622 Fuckin' Mo has got it wired, man. 699 00:57:42,715 --> 00:57:45,713 He's like a retard that doesn't know any better. 700 00:57:45,798 --> 00:57:49,496 He doesn't desire new experiences, new women, nothing. Look at him. 701 00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:53,797 He's like the mental patient that doesn't know he's mental. 702 00:57:53,882 --> 00:57:56,501 So he's perfectly content. 703 00:57:56,591 --> 00:58:00,631 - I gotta go take a piss. - I'll see you later. 704 00:58:11,174 --> 00:58:12,371 Hey! 705 00:58:13,965 --> 00:58:16,335 I'll see you later. 706 00:58:22,757 --> 00:58:24,913 What the heck are you doing here? 707 00:58:25,007 --> 00:58:28,835 My friends are ice fishing in the shack over there. 708 00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:30,748 Those guys are your friends? 709 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,625 - You know 'em? - They're here every Sunday. 710 00:58:33,715 --> 00:58:38,207 We call them the Drunken Dry-heavin' Cheese-eatin' Outhouse Boys. 711 00:58:38,299 --> 00:58:40,503 They're your friends? 712 00:58:40,591 --> 00:58:44,287 - They're acquaintances, really. - Right. 713 00:58:45,507 --> 00:58:47,498 - So, where's Scooter? - Who? 714 00:58:47,591 --> 00:58:51,501 What's his name? Billy? Tiger? Pookie? The kid on the bike? 715 00:58:51,591 --> 00:58:54,589 - Andrew? - Andrew, that's it. Where is he? 716 00:58:54,674 --> 00:58:58,419 He dorked out on me. I'm not into him any more. 717 00:58:58,507 --> 00:59:01,042 Ah. So you got someone new? 718 00:59:06,424 --> 00:59:08,379 Yep. You! 719 00:59:09,215 --> 00:59:10,210 What? 720 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:13,963 You. You're my new boyfriend. You up to it? 721 00:59:14,048 --> 00:59:15,672 Oh, I feel faint! 722 00:59:19,299 --> 00:59:21,254 My hero. 723 00:59:24,048 --> 00:59:26,916 So you gonna marry that girl in NYC? 724 00:59:27,007 --> 00:59:29,044 I don't know. Why? 725 00:59:30,174 --> 00:59:33,172 - I don't think you should. - How come? 726 00:59:33,257 --> 00:59:37,167 You should wait until you meet someone who excites you. 727 00:59:37,257 --> 00:59:39,710 Well, she may not be out there. 728 00:59:39,798 --> 00:59:43,413 It's like the Wizard of Oz. It was in your own backyard. 729 00:59:43,507 --> 00:59:46,209 What do you mean? 730 00:59:46,299 --> 00:59:48,751 You. Me and you. 731 00:59:52,757 --> 00:59:55,625 - Really? - Yep. You don't think? 732 00:59:55,715 --> 00:59:58,962 Well, we have a little age problem. 733 00:59:59,048 --> 01:00:01,963 I know. We're as star-crossed as Romeo and Juliet. 734 01:00:02,048 --> 01:00:04,620 It's a tragedy of Elizabethan proportions. 735 01:00:04,715 --> 01:00:07,120 "What light through yonder window breaks? 736 01:00:07,215 --> 01:00:09,336 "Tis the east and Juliet is the sun." 737 01:00:15,549 --> 01:00:17,041 - Weird. - No way. 738 01:00:18,090 --> 01:00:20,709 So, um... So what do we do? 739 01:00:20,798 --> 01:00:24,922 Alas, poor Romeo, we can't do diddly. You'll go to penitentiary, 740 01:00:25,007 --> 01:00:28,088 I'll be the laughing stock of the Brownies. 741 01:00:28,174 --> 01:00:32,167 But if your feelings for me are true, you'll wait. 742 01:00:33,132 --> 01:00:34,210 Wait? 743 01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,589 Yep. Wait 5 years. 744 01:00:38,673 --> 01:00:42,205 I'll be 18 and we can walk through this world together. 745 01:00:46,299 --> 01:00:51,419 - In 5 years you won't remember me. - William. 746 01:00:51,507 --> 01:00:55,121 I'm formed and you're not. You have changes to go through. 747 01:00:55,215 --> 01:00:57,123 You'll change. 748 01:00:57,215 --> 01:00:59,703 And I'll be Winnie The Pooh to your Christopher Robin. 749 01:00:59,798 --> 01:01:03,839 No literary reference left unturned. How do you figure Pooh? 750 01:01:03,923 --> 01:01:06,791 Christopher Robin outgrew Pooh. That's how it ended. 751 01:01:06,882 --> 01:01:10,627 He had Pooh when he was a child. When he matured, 752 01:01:10,715 --> 01:01:14,295 he didn't need him any more. 753 01:01:14,382 --> 01:01:17,166 That's the saddest thing I ever heard. 754 01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:19,792 Yeah, but it's true. 755 01:01:19,882 --> 01:01:24,338 You don't realise it now, but you'll be doing some changing. 756 01:01:28,632 --> 01:01:30,871 And... 757 01:01:32,132 --> 01:01:33,957 I can't be a Pooh. 758 01:01:38,466 --> 01:01:42,672 - I think I'll skate away now, Pooh. - All right, Christopher. 759 01:02:34,965 --> 01:02:38,331 - Hey, Earl. - Hey, good one! 760 01:02:49,174 --> 01:02:52,669 Sit down here. It's a better view. 761 01:03:00,673 --> 01:03:02,499 So, where are your buddies? 762 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:07,587 - Huh? - Your buddies? 763 01:03:07,673 --> 01:03:09,711 Oh, they're gonna be late. 764 01:03:09,798 --> 01:03:12,915 Hi. A bottle of your best champagne, please. 765 01:03:13,007 --> 01:03:16,254 We don't have a best champagne. They're all the same. 766 01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:19,338 Thank you. That'll be fine. 767 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,463 You really look nice. 768 01:03:28,591 --> 01:03:31,920 - What is going on? - What do you mean? 769 01:03:32,007 --> 01:03:34,460 - What are you doing? - What? 770 01:03:34,549 --> 01:03:38,672 - What's with this Al Capone shit? - What Al Capone shit? 771 01:03:38,757 --> 01:03:40,499 Who's the girl? 772 01:03:40,591 --> 01:03:43,458 - What girl? - That girl right over there. 773 01:03:44,965 --> 01:03:47,667 She's... She's my book-keeper. 774 01:03:47,757 --> 01:03:49,380 - Your book-keeper? - Yes. 775 01:03:49,466 --> 01:03:53,873 - You are full of shit. - She's very efficient, that girl. 776 01:03:53,965 --> 01:03:59,120 Paul, I'm gonna get up and make the biggest scene you can imagine. 777 01:03:59,215 --> 01:04:03,256 She's my cousin. We fell out and we don't speak in public. 778 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:07,002 - Bye, Paul. I'm leaving. - All right, all right. 779 01:04:07,090 --> 01:04:10,005 She's my ex-girlfriend. We broke up after seven years 780 01:04:10,090 --> 01:04:13,503 because she's seeing that meat cutter over there. 781 01:04:13,591 --> 01:04:17,584 It drives me crazy, OK? And... 782 01:04:17,673 --> 01:04:20,790 I was just showing off. 783 01:04:22,007 --> 01:04:23,997 Why didn't you just tell me? 784 01:04:25,798 --> 01:04:28,252 Just please don't make a scene. 785 01:04:29,215 --> 01:04:32,297 Oh, we'll make a scene. You don't need this. 786 01:05:22,299 --> 01:05:24,373 Who is that? 787 01:05:24,466 --> 01:05:27,250 - It's Paul. - No shit. 788 01:05:29,965 --> 01:05:32,003 - Who's the babe? - I don't know. 789 01:05:32,090 --> 01:05:34,128 She's gorgeous. 790 01:05:34,923 --> 01:05:37,495 Well, not gorgeous like you. 791 01:05:37,591 --> 01:05:40,458 - Gorgeous just the same. - Can we leave? 792 01:05:40,549 --> 01:05:41,958 Sure. 793 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:02,037 Fuck! 794 01:06:10,715 --> 01:06:12,955 - Andera, where you goin'? - Home. 795 01:06:13,048 --> 01:06:16,165 - Why? - That was for you. 796 01:06:16,257 --> 01:06:19,836 I was trying to help you out. You're such a knucklehead. 797 01:06:19,923 --> 01:06:23,124 - Come back inside. - Bye, Paul. 798 01:06:23,215 --> 01:06:25,668 - Andera... - Bye, Paul. 799 01:06:25,757 --> 01:06:28,624 - Come on. - Bye, Paul. 800 01:06:28,715 --> 01:06:30,752 I'll call you tomorrow, all right? 801 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:34,957 - She likes fresh air, you know? - Sure. 802 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:36,162 Hey, what you doin' out so late? 803 01:07:37,507 --> 01:07:40,670 I was out with your friend Paul. 804 01:07:41,882 --> 01:07:45,626 He's not my friend, he lives in my house. 805 01:07:45,715 --> 01:07:49,295 I got roaches, I got termites and I got Paul. 806 01:07:49,382 --> 01:07:51,870 - You need a lift? - No. 807 01:07:51,965 --> 01:07:54,998 It's nice to be able to walk after dark. 808 01:07:55,090 --> 01:07:58,669 Yeah, it's one of the few perks of living here. 809 01:07:58,757 --> 01:08:00,582 It's a good one. 810 01:08:01,923 --> 01:08:06,913 Can I ask a question? How long have you been with your boyfriend? 811 01:08:07,007 --> 01:08:10,254 - Eight months. - And it's good? 812 01:08:10,340 --> 01:08:11,998 It's very good. 813 01:08:12,090 --> 01:08:13,666 He makes you happy? 814 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,084 Yeah. 815 01:08:19,048 --> 01:08:24,582 I look for that in a man. The ones who make me miserable never last. 816 01:08:24,673 --> 01:08:26,001 Right. 817 01:08:26,090 --> 01:08:31,210 There's four words I need to hear before I go to sleep. Four words. 818 01:08:31,299 --> 01:08:35,127 Good night, sweet girl. That's all it takes. 819 01:08:36,757 --> 01:08:39,127 I'm easy, I know. 820 01:08:39,215 --> 01:08:43,789 But a guy who can muster up those words is a guy I'll stay with. 821 01:08:43,882 --> 01:08:46,915 Right. You sure you don't need a ride? 822 01:08:50,007 --> 01:08:52,755 - Yeah. - All right. 823 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,543 - See you around. - I'll see you. 824 01:09:00,382 --> 01:09:02,870 Good night, sweet girl. 825 01:09:17,590 --> 01:09:21,714 I spoke to Jan this morning and it's obvious she no longer cares. 826 01:09:21,798 --> 01:09:25,839 She ran out of that restaurant like a maniac, but I guess later, 827 01:09:25,923 --> 01:09:28,543 she realised she didn't give a shit. 828 01:09:28,631 --> 01:09:30,955 Yeah? 829 01:09:31,048 --> 01:09:34,165 I spoke to Tracy. She's coming up for the reunion. 830 01:09:34,257 --> 01:09:36,875 Is that right? I gotta meet this Tracy. 831 01:09:39,631 --> 01:09:43,294 - You got to take this shit down. - Why? 832 01:09:43,382 --> 01:09:47,624 - You're like a serial killer. - Don't cap on my supermodels. 833 01:09:47,715 --> 01:09:50,002 - Leave it alone. - It's creepy. 834 01:09:50,090 --> 01:09:52,295 Look who's talking, Mr. Jerry Lee Lewis. 835 01:09:52,382 --> 01:09:54,539 Oh, fucking Mo! 836 01:09:54,631 --> 01:09:58,543 I don't judge. If she can cut her own food, she's fair game. 837 01:09:58,631 --> 01:10:04,830 OK. All I'm saying is you got to take all this down because it's creepy... 838 01:10:04,923 --> 01:10:10,161 Look. The supermodel's a beautiful girl, Will. She can make you dizzy, 839 01:10:10,257 --> 01:10:12,461 like you've been drinking Jack all morning. 840 01:10:12,549 --> 01:10:16,708 She can make you feel high for the greatest commodity known to man - 841 01:10:16,798 --> 01:10:19,204 promise, the promise of a better day, 842 01:10:19,299 --> 01:10:21,170 the promise of a greater hope, 843 01:10:21,257 --> 01:10:23,129 the promise of a new tomorrow. 844 01:10:23,215 --> 01:10:28,252 This particular ore can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl - 845 01:10:28,340 --> 01:10:31,504 in her smile, in her soul, 846 01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:35,287 in the way she makes every rotten thing about life seem OK. 847 01:10:36,424 --> 01:10:40,465 The supermodels, Willie? That's all they are - bottled promise. 848 01:10:41,590 --> 01:10:44,753 Scenes from a new day, hope in stiletto heels. 849 01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:53,503 I am now going to check your freezer for human heads. 850 01:10:54,174 --> 01:10:58,084 A beautiful girl's all-powerful and that is as good as love. 851 01:10:58,174 --> 01:10:59,749 That's as good as love. 852 01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:02,209 It's... 853 01:11:02,299 --> 01:11:08,911 just that I gotta think beyond a couple times a week. 854 01:11:09,007 --> 01:11:12,207 I feel like the biggest scumbag on earth 855 01:11:12,299 --> 01:11:14,834 every time I see your kid smiling at me. 856 01:11:14,923 --> 01:11:16,831 Look, Mommy. 857 01:11:17,965 --> 01:11:19,339 That's nice, honey. 858 01:11:20,507 --> 01:11:22,876 It's ridiculous. 859 01:11:22,965 --> 01:11:26,296 It's making me nuts. It's making you nuts. 860 01:11:26,382 --> 01:11:28,337 Sharon, Steven... 861 01:11:29,424 --> 01:11:33,085 I have worked it so that he has no idea. 862 01:11:33,174 --> 01:11:36,421 That's cos I don't show up at your parties drunk. 863 01:11:36,507 --> 01:11:41,211 - Sharon knew way before then. - Maybe Steve doesn't give a shit. 864 01:11:41,299 --> 01:11:46,371 Tommy, don't try to characterise my marriage as a bad one. 865 01:11:46,466 --> 01:11:50,957 - I love Steven. - So why are you fucking me? 866 01:11:51,048 --> 01:11:52,873 I don't know. 867 01:11:55,631 --> 01:11:58,334 But I guess I won't be any more. 868 01:11:59,548 --> 01:12:03,128 No. I guess not. 869 01:12:03,923 --> 01:12:05,961 I wonder how I'll survive. 870 01:12:06,048 --> 01:12:07,671 Oh, please! 871 01:12:15,215 --> 01:12:19,256 I told Steven the reunion would be a total bore. 872 01:12:19,340 --> 01:12:23,962 And I assume Sharon won't be accompanying you, right? 873 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:27,414 No, you've taken care of that. 874 01:12:27,507 --> 01:12:29,332 - Mom. - What? 875 01:12:46,923 --> 01:12:51,131 OK, sweetie. Come on. We'll go home, OK? 876 01:12:51,215 --> 01:12:53,584 All right, put the other arm in. 877 01:12:53,673 --> 01:12:55,711 OK. Very good. 878 01:12:58,340 --> 01:13:03,625 Look. It'll be great. We'll be there alone. 879 01:13:03,715 --> 01:13:06,334 It'll be just like the old days. 880 01:13:09,382 --> 01:13:15,046 And we'll see if you really just broke up with me or not. 881 01:13:15,132 --> 01:13:16,921 Let's go, honey. 882 01:13:35,757 --> 01:13:37,250 Hey. 883 01:13:38,382 --> 01:13:41,794 How you doin'? Want some wine to warm you up? 884 01:13:41,882 --> 01:13:43,339 Sure. 885 01:13:48,174 --> 01:13:49,714 Thanks, Stan. 886 01:14:19,174 --> 01:14:22,586 That was nice. Really nice. 887 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:27,420 Less intense and emotionally possessed than normal, 888 01:14:27,506 --> 01:14:31,666 but no less effective because of its pointless colouration. 889 01:14:31,757 --> 01:14:33,380 Excuse me? 890 01:14:33,466 --> 01:14:37,921 My teacher's exact comment after my first recital - Rhapsody In Blue. 891 01:14:38,007 --> 01:14:40,163 When in doubt, go Gershwin. 892 01:14:40,965 --> 01:14:42,588 You drunk? 893 01:14:44,090 --> 01:14:46,661 I don't know but you both look beautiful. 894 01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:50,463 So why the sad face? 895 01:14:52,048 --> 01:14:56,374 Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus. 896 01:14:56,466 --> 01:14:59,913 I think you Knight's Ridge boys take the ladies way too seriously. 897 01:15:00,007 --> 01:15:02,128 Only until baseball season starts. 898 01:15:02,215 --> 01:15:06,671 Pitchers and catchers report in two months, three weeks and six days. 899 01:15:09,132 --> 01:15:11,964 - Wanna go home with me? - No. 900 01:15:12,048 --> 01:15:17,204 OK, I had to ask. To be honest, I don't find you at all attractive. 901 01:15:17,299 --> 01:15:18,957 - Really? - Really. 902 01:15:19,048 --> 01:15:22,828 - So now you wanna go home with me? - No. 903 01:15:22,923 --> 01:15:26,455 - Well, I tried every angle. - Job requirement. 904 01:15:26,548 --> 01:15:28,539 Exactly. 905 01:15:29,882 --> 01:15:31,706 Play something else. 906 01:15:31,798 --> 01:15:35,045 You don't like this boozy, after-hours musician banter? 907 01:15:35,132 --> 01:15:37,537 Can't dance to it. 908 01:15:38,424 --> 01:15:40,579 You'd be surprised. 909 01:15:42,257 --> 01:15:47,329 OK, you've spurned both my sexual advances, 910 01:15:47,424 --> 01:15:52,247 my attempts at conversation, so I'm gonna reach into my bag of tricks... 911 01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:58,253 - Wanna go ice fishing? - I'd love to. 912 01:15:59,757 --> 01:16:00,870 Great. 913 01:16:03,757 --> 01:16:08,414 You know how it is at the beginnings when you first fall in love? 914 01:16:08,506 --> 01:16:10,960 You can't eat. You can't sleep. 915 01:16:11,048 --> 01:16:16,499 Getting a call from her makes your day, like seeing a shooting star. 916 01:16:16,590 --> 01:16:21,543 - It's the best. - But inevitably, it goes away. 917 01:16:21,631 --> 01:16:24,251 So, this is my thing, you see. 918 01:16:24,340 --> 01:16:28,962 Why get married now? Why not have two, three more of those beginnings 919 01:16:29,048 --> 01:16:32,130 before I settle into the big fade? 920 01:16:32,215 --> 01:16:36,079 The big fade? That's an awful way to put it. 921 01:16:37,215 --> 01:16:41,919 - She's coming tomorrow. - That's obvious. 922 01:16:42,007 --> 01:16:46,960 I got no feeling about that. I got a feeling of overwhelming ambivalence. 923 01:16:47,048 --> 01:16:51,422 But I would rather dread her arrival than not give a shit. 924 01:16:53,923 --> 01:16:59,292 It's amazing that there's a guy that gets to do things with you. 925 01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:02,747 He gets to make you happy, spend evenings with you... 926 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:05,329 Make me martinis, listen to Van Morrison... 927 01:17:05,424 --> 01:17:08,836 - Smell your skin... - ...after a day at the beach. 928 01:17:08,923 --> 01:17:12,372 - And read the papers... - ...on a Sunday morning. 929 01:17:12,466 --> 01:17:16,838 A rainy Sunday morning. And pepper your belly with baby kisses. 930 01:17:19,631 --> 01:17:21,338 Sorry... 931 01:17:23,382 --> 01:17:27,790 There's a guy out there that thinks the same thing about Tracy. 932 01:17:28,590 --> 01:17:33,212 He's jealous of you, you getting to do all that with her. 933 01:17:36,631 --> 01:17:40,957 Can you think of anything better than making love to an attractive stranger 934 01:17:41,048 --> 01:17:45,125 on a frozen lake with just an oil light to guide your way? 935 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:48,294 Can you think of anything better? 936 01:17:48,382 --> 01:17:50,538 Going back to Chicago. 937 01:17:50,631 --> 01:17:55,206 Ice-cold martini. Van Morrison. 938 01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:59,628 Sunday papers. Got you. 939 01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,250 I gotta go. 940 01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:09,250 Hey. 941 01:18:10,340 --> 01:18:12,911 Why do I feel like I'll never see you again? 942 01:18:13,965 --> 01:18:16,169 You'll see me again, Willie. 943 01:18:25,174 --> 01:18:26,582 Damn. 944 01:18:59,257 --> 01:19:00,998 Hi. 945 01:19:14,090 --> 01:19:15,630 You look awful. 946 01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:20,205 - I've been drunk for two weeks. - Nice. 947 01:19:22,174 --> 01:19:26,831 - How was it, the drive? - The roads were awful. Sheet ice. 948 01:19:26,923 --> 01:19:28,997 You got here safe. I'll make you some tea. 949 01:19:35,215 --> 01:19:39,375 That was delicious. Really superb, Tracy. 950 01:19:39,465 --> 01:19:41,954 - Thank you. - The fact that you can cook, 951 01:19:42,048 --> 01:19:44,999 rolled into the fact that you're a successful lawyer 952 01:19:45,090 --> 01:19:49,416 and the fact that you are stunning to look at, just makes me insane. 953 01:19:51,757 --> 01:19:53,333 Bobby! 954 01:19:54,465 --> 01:19:56,290 I'm flattered, Bobby. 955 01:19:57,840 --> 01:19:59,877 It really was superb, Tracy. 956 01:20:01,757 --> 01:20:05,004 - All right, we're gonna shower... - Why? 957 01:20:05,090 --> 01:20:08,421 We're going over to Mo's for a pre-bash thing. Why? 958 01:20:08,506 --> 01:20:11,078 You want to shower first or should I? 959 01:20:11,174 --> 01:20:14,669 Why don't you shower first, Will? 960 01:20:14,757 --> 01:20:18,620 We can take the rest of the time to bond. 961 01:20:18,715 --> 01:20:22,128 - Go ahead. I'll be fine. - Superb. 962 01:20:23,798 --> 01:20:25,504 It really was superb, Tracy. 963 01:20:45,506 --> 01:20:46,537 Hey! 964 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,708 Romeo And Juliet, the dyslexic version. 965 01:20:55,257 --> 01:20:59,085 - What are you doing? - Another exciting Saturday night. 966 01:20:59,174 --> 01:21:02,455 You got many exciting Saturday nights in your future. 967 01:21:02,548 --> 01:21:05,002 Yeah. Yeah. 968 01:21:07,798 --> 01:21:11,295 - So your lady's here, huh? - Yeah. 969 01:21:13,215 --> 01:21:17,623 I saw her. She's really pretty. 970 01:21:18,340 --> 01:21:22,547 She's OK. She's not as pretty as you, though. 971 01:21:23,465 --> 01:21:26,084 Got that boob thing going for her, though. 972 01:21:26,174 --> 01:21:29,374 And she can get into R-rated movies. 973 01:21:30,506 --> 01:21:35,543 Two words not in her vocabulary - "lunch money". 974 01:21:44,423 --> 01:21:46,331 Hey, Marty. 975 01:21:52,048 --> 01:21:54,619 I hope we stay in touch. 976 01:21:54,715 --> 01:22:01,043 Cos I hope to learn someday about what you're doing. 977 01:22:01,132 --> 01:22:05,504 Cos I think whatever it is, it'll be amazing. 978 01:22:07,882 --> 01:22:09,504 I really do. 979 01:22:11,590 --> 01:22:12,999 Thank you. 980 01:22:13,090 --> 01:22:14,796 You got it. 981 01:22:28,882 --> 01:22:32,082 - It was great. - I'm glad you enjoyed it. 982 01:22:32,174 --> 01:22:36,462 - Thank you for coming. - Trace, we gotta get going. 983 01:22:37,882 --> 01:22:39,422 Bye. 984 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:46,332 - Take care, now. Be careful! - Stay warm, guys. 985 01:22:47,923 --> 01:22:49,464 Bye. 986 01:22:56,174 --> 01:23:00,037 It's unbelievable. They haven't liked anyone since Steve McQueen died. 987 01:23:00,132 --> 01:23:03,413 - You just... - They're nice. 988 01:23:03,506 --> 01:23:07,500 Nice. They're as far away from nice as... 989 01:23:07,590 --> 01:23:10,706 If nice is London, they are Tokyo. 990 01:23:10,798 --> 01:23:12,540 OK. 991 01:23:14,715 --> 01:23:16,752 You're nice. 992 01:23:28,673 --> 01:23:30,415 I can't believe you're not gonna go. 993 01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,960 I'm laying low. You have fun. 994 01:23:33,048 --> 01:23:36,828 You loved high school. Everybody's gonna wonder what happened. 995 01:23:36,923 --> 01:23:39,708 So tell them I'm in Geneva, 996 01:23:39,798 --> 01:23:43,578 doing my presentation on sub-zero water removal. 997 01:23:43,673 --> 01:23:46,209 You just wanna sit here like a loser. 998 01:23:46,299 --> 01:23:50,245 Channel 38's showing Rich Man, Poor Man - all 12 parts. 999 01:23:55,257 --> 01:23:57,710 - No shit? - Back to back. 1000 01:23:57,798 --> 01:24:01,378 Holy shit. Fuck! 1001 01:24:02,590 --> 01:24:03,869 Fuck! 1002 01:24:03,965 --> 01:24:09,002 364 nights a year I do dick. The one night I decide to go out... 1003 01:24:09,090 --> 01:24:11,377 You gotta tape it for me. 1004 01:24:11,465 --> 01:24:13,918 - Can't do it. - Why not? 1005 01:24:14,007 --> 01:24:16,459 You can't tape Rich Man, Poor Man. 1006 01:24:16,548 --> 01:24:20,542 You gotta watch it with the commercials just like everybody else. 1007 01:24:22,007 --> 01:24:23,713 That's a good point. 1008 01:24:23,798 --> 01:24:26,038 Falcon Eddie. 1009 01:24:26,132 --> 01:24:30,705 Man, was there ever a more terrifying screen villain than Falcon Eddie? 1010 01:24:30,798 --> 01:24:31,995 No. 1011 01:24:34,882 --> 01:24:37,252 - You're gonna watch it? - Yep. 1012 01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:39,710 - All 12 parts? - Back to back. 1013 01:24:42,757 --> 01:24:44,298 Shit. 1014 01:24:45,423 --> 01:24:49,370 It's a tough call. You're a bastard. 1015 01:24:49,465 --> 01:24:50,709 Yep. 1016 01:24:54,257 --> 01:24:55,666 Oh, shit... 1017 01:25:00,923 --> 01:25:02,961 Don't drink too much punch. 1018 01:25:15,798 --> 01:25:17,836 Stanley, you kill me. 1019 01:25:17,923 --> 01:25:22,415 - How does that work? - That's not what I practise... 1020 01:25:22,506 --> 01:25:25,126 - You want some more? - Yeah. 1021 01:25:25,215 --> 01:25:28,580 Tracy. Hey, Paul. You good? 1022 01:25:28,673 --> 01:25:31,706 So, listen... I like this. 1023 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:33,705 She makes those herself. 1024 01:25:33,798 --> 01:25:36,168 Mohammed, one white wine, please. 1025 01:25:36,257 --> 01:25:40,298 - Willie, she is delightful. - Delightful? Are you Rex Harrison? 1026 01:25:40,381 --> 01:25:43,166 She's amazing. What is your malfunction? 1027 01:25:43,257 --> 01:25:47,997 She's smart, she's funny, she's got a great ass, nice rack... 1028 01:25:48,090 --> 01:25:51,337 - Nice rack. - She's charming, rich, great ass... 1029 01:25:51,423 --> 01:25:54,456 - You mentioned that. - It's that good, Will. 1030 01:25:58,631 --> 01:26:01,085 - Hey, Frank? - Hey, Tommy. 1031 01:26:01,174 --> 01:26:04,088 - Get a Bud? - Sure. 1032 01:26:21,715 --> 01:26:26,124 - You're beautiful. - Always room for improvement. 1033 01:26:26,215 --> 01:26:29,663 Do you know who you look like? Ally Sheedy. 1034 01:26:29,757 --> 01:26:33,169 Do you know Ally Sheedy? Whatever happened to her? 1035 01:26:33,257 --> 01:26:36,587 She was in The Breakfast Club with the Estevez brothers. 1036 01:26:36,673 --> 01:26:39,624 - That's right. - I've never seen her since. 1037 01:26:39,715 --> 01:26:42,962 - Did you ever see Misery? - No. 1038 01:26:43,048 --> 01:26:48,381 - Cos you remind me of Kathy Bates. - Oh, don't you say that! 1039 01:26:48,465 --> 01:26:52,329 Did you hear Andera went back to Chicago? 1040 01:26:52,423 --> 01:26:55,955 She was supposed to stay for the reunion, but she just left. 1041 01:26:56,048 --> 01:26:57,838 Really? 1042 01:26:58,965 --> 01:27:01,916 What did you do to her in that shack? 1043 01:27:02,007 --> 01:27:04,958 I told you, we just talked. 1044 01:27:05,048 --> 01:27:09,042 - You told her things, didn't you? - What things? 1045 01:27:09,132 --> 01:27:13,456 - You let her behind the curtain. - Maybe she missed her boyfriend. 1046 01:27:13,548 --> 01:27:16,380 You let her behind the curtain. I know. 1047 01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:18,172 Never let 'em behind, Will. 1048 01:27:18,257 --> 01:27:23,128 You never let them see the old man working the levers of the great Oz. 1049 01:27:23,215 --> 01:27:26,580 They're all sisters, Willie. They aren't allowed back there. 1050 01:27:26,673 --> 01:27:28,332 They mustn't see. 1051 01:27:31,215 --> 01:27:36,370 Tell me the truth. You stay up nights thinking about this shit? 1052 01:27:36,465 --> 01:27:39,084 You say it like it's a bad thing. 1053 01:28:00,757 --> 01:28:02,877 Hi, Darian. Good to see you. 1054 01:28:02,965 --> 01:28:04,339 Susan. 1055 01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:09,791 - ...and your last name? - Smalls. 1056 01:28:13,715 --> 01:28:16,879 Say, didn't you used to be Darian Smalls? 1057 01:28:16,965 --> 01:28:21,456 - That's right. - I'm Peter Gropeman. Remember me? 1058 01:28:21,548 --> 01:28:22,922 No. 1059 01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:27,964 I used to have a weight problem. You called me Peter the Eater. 1060 01:28:28,048 --> 01:28:32,256 - You made me cry in seventh grade. - I did? 1061 01:28:32,339 --> 01:28:34,165 I'm sorry. 1062 01:28:34,257 --> 01:28:36,543 You here alone? 1063 01:28:39,423 --> 01:28:44,459 - Yeah, I guess I am. - That's weird. Darian Smalls alone. 1064 01:28:44,548 --> 01:28:46,835 God you were something in those days. 1065 01:28:46,923 --> 01:28:48,961 You were beautiful. 1066 01:28:50,090 --> 01:28:53,502 But if you don't mind me saying, mean as a snake. 1067 01:28:55,215 --> 01:28:57,253 You were as mean as a snake. 1068 01:29:15,381 --> 01:29:18,048 Hello, Tom. 1069 01:29:18,132 --> 01:29:19,708 Steve. 1070 01:29:19,798 --> 01:29:22,880 How come you're not at the reunion? 1071 01:29:22,965 --> 01:29:26,875 - Wasn't into it. - Won't Darian be disappointed? 1072 01:29:29,423 --> 01:29:31,460 - Did she go? - Yeah. 1073 01:29:31,548 --> 01:29:34,795 - That's nice. - Can I buy you a drink? 1074 01:29:35,923 --> 01:29:39,787 - No, I got one. - Come on, Tom. One drink. 1075 01:29:39,882 --> 01:29:42,749 I was just gonna be leaving. 1076 01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:44,665 OK. 1077 01:29:45,506 --> 01:29:48,623 Let me see if I got this straight. 1078 01:29:48,715 --> 01:29:53,704 I can't buy you a drink, but you can stick your dick into my wife. 1079 01:29:56,299 --> 01:29:59,498 - Frank, shot of rye. - Two. 1080 01:30:02,798 --> 01:30:05,500 See, I think it's Knight's Ridge. 1081 01:30:05,590 --> 01:30:08,457 Fucking working-class towns, man. 1082 01:30:08,548 --> 01:30:11,380 Girls here see a tool belt, they get moist. 1083 01:30:11,465 --> 01:30:14,961 I got an extra one I can lend you, Steve. 1084 01:30:15,048 --> 01:30:18,745 Hook you up with some vice grips, ratchet... 1085 01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:21,873 Don't fuck with me, man. 1086 01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:27,750 Don't worry about them, either. This is me and you. 1087 01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:31,087 You know, I don't think it is, Steve. 1088 01:30:31,174 --> 01:30:36,044 You don't strike me as the type who fights his own battles, 1089 01:30:36,132 --> 01:30:39,083 but I give you the benefit of the doubt. 1090 01:30:40,882 --> 01:30:46,748 I tell you what. Drink your shot, go back to your boys, 1091 01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:52,126 play quarters, whatever you frat boys do and I'll get out of your hair. 1092 01:30:52,215 --> 01:30:54,289 Thanks, Frank. 1093 01:31:17,215 --> 01:31:20,580 - You couldn't leave it alone. - That's right, mother... 1094 01:31:51,465 --> 01:31:53,372 Fuck. You. 1095 01:32:02,298 --> 01:32:05,213 - Let's go. - Fuckin' lowlife. 1096 01:32:05,298 --> 01:32:07,170 Fuckin' showed him. 1097 01:32:17,506 --> 01:32:18,620 Shit! 1098 01:32:18,715 --> 01:32:20,670 - Michael! - What? 1099 01:32:20,757 --> 01:32:25,413 Frank just called. Tommy got the shit kicked out of him. 1100 01:32:25,506 --> 01:32:27,331 - By who? - Let's go. 1101 01:32:27,423 --> 01:32:32,329 - I don't think you should. - Sarah, not now, OK? Come on. 1102 01:32:32,423 --> 01:32:35,126 I'm goin'. Come on. 1103 01:32:37,423 --> 01:32:40,623 - Will? Willie? - Go. 1104 01:32:56,298 --> 01:32:59,877 - Where is he? - He didn't want me to call the cops. 1105 01:33:01,007 --> 01:33:02,879 Thanks. 1106 01:33:04,007 --> 01:33:07,005 - Who the fuck did this? - Calm down, Mo. 1107 01:33:07,090 --> 01:33:09,495 Frank, who did this? 1108 01:33:09,590 --> 01:33:12,079 Rossmore. He and his buddies. 1109 01:33:12,174 --> 01:33:14,578 - Where are you goin'? - To find Rossmore. 1110 01:33:14,673 --> 01:33:19,626 - Suddenly, he's Charles Bronson. - Get him to a hospital. Come on. 1111 01:33:29,757 --> 01:33:34,165 It's snowing. I can't believe I'm gonna have to plough tonight. 1112 01:33:35,548 --> 01:33:37,669 Tommy was sleeping with his wife. 1113 01:33:39,257 --> 01:33:40,749 So? 1114 01:33:42,381 --> 01:33:44,751 It's not like he was that innocent. 1115 01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:47,921 So he deserved that? You see his face? 1116 01:33:48,007 --> 01:33:50,958 Look, this does present a moral dilemma. 1117 01:33:56,506 --> 01:33:59,706 All right, fuck him. Let's lynch the bastard. 1118 01:34:21,007 --> 01:34:23,044 You got a plan? 1119 01:34:26,882 --> 01:34:28,256 No plan. 1120 01:34:28,339 --> 01:34:31,456 - Think he's here? - I don't know. 1121 01:34:32,132 --> 01:34:35,083 - Fucking douchebag, man. - Easy, Mo. 1122 01:34:35,174 --> 01:34:37,211 Take it easy. 1123 01:34:37,757 --> 01:34:41,453 You fuck with my friend, you fuck with me! 1124 01:34:41,548 --> 01:34:46,288 Beat up my friend, you beat up me! You fuck with me, you fuck with you! 1125 01:34:46,381 --> 01:34:49,296 You get mad when you drink, you don't drink! 1126 01:34:50,590 --> 01:34:53,706 - What are you talking about? - Don't talk back. 1127 01:34:56,590 --> 01:34:58,627 - What? - We got company. 1128 01:34:59,590 --> 01:35:02,956 The cavalry has arrived. Assholes. 1129 01:35:16,673 --> 01:35:18,711 Car trouble, fellas? 1130 01:35:21,465 --> 01:35:23,502 I didn't even see you! 1131 01:35:28,339 --> 01:35:31,622 Now, where were we, shithead? 1132 01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:39,044 Daddy, what's going on? 1133 01:35:43,506 --> 01:35:47,417 I'm just trying to save my family here, man, all right? 1134 01:35:57,298 --> 01:36:00,960 - Just stay away from us, Stevie. - Come on. 1135 01:36:03,339 --> 01:36:06,670 Hey, darlin', just go back inside. I'll be right in. 1136 01:36:06,757 --> 01:36:08,462 OK. 1137 01:36:18,339 --> 01:36:21,421 - All right? - Yeah, let's get outta here. 1138 01:36:25,465 --> 01:36:28,546 Fuckin' kids comin' out and shit... 1139 01:36:28,631 --> 01:36:31,298 - What did you say? - Just babbling. 1140 01:36:31,381 --> 01:36:33,005 See you, fellas. 1141 01:37:07,339 --> 01:37:09,745 - How is he? - I don't know. 1142 01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:13,537 - What did they say? - They didn't say nothin'. 1143 01:37:14,465 --> 01:37:17,665 - How are you? - You guys do your macho things? 1144 01:37:17,757 --> 01:37:21,797 We just went over and Mo pushed him around a bit. 1145 01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:32,286 - Did you tell Annie we'd be late? - Yeah. I told her to sleep over. 1146 01:37:32,381 --> 01:37:37,086 - That was good. - You OK? 1147 01:37:37,174 --> 01:37:38,963 Yeah. 1148 01:37:39,048 --> 01:37:41,715 - I'm sorry. - Just don't... 1149 01:37:41,798 --> 01:37:43,836 - I'm sorry. - I know. 1150 01:37:45,631 --> 01:37:47,373 I love you, baby. 1151 01:37:47,465 --> 01:37:50,379 Miss, would you check on room 309, please? 1152 01:37:50,465 --> 01:37:53,379 - You haven't heard anything? - Here we go. 1153 01:37:54,256 --> 01:37:56,827 - Who called her? - I don't know. 1154 01:37:56,923 --> 01:37:59,163 Who do you think? Me. 1155 01:37:59,256 --> 01:38:02,836 - What's up? - He's gonna be OK. 1156 01:38:02,923 --> 01:38:07,415 He has a concussion, two broken ribs and took about 30 stitches. 1157 01:38:07,506 --> 01:38:11,086 - But he's gonna be OK? - Yeah. He's gonna be fine. 1158 01:38:11,174 --> 01:38:13,840 He said it's snowing and that somebody should... 1159 01:38:13,923 --> 01:38:16,708 ...sand his lots. Got it. 1160 01:38:16,798 --> 01:38:18,872 Go get 'em, Kev. 1161 01:38:18,965 --> 01:38:24,380 - I'll be by tomorrow to say goodbye. - Wait. Where are you goin'? 1162 01:38:24,465 --> 01:38:26,539 We're going back tomorrow. 1163 01:38:26,631 --> 01:38:28,871 - Just like that? - Just like that. 1164 01:38:37,506 --> 01:38:39,248 Is the couch OK? 1165 01:38:39,339 --> 01:38:42,503 Yeah, yeah. It's fine. 1166 01:38:43,798 --> 01:38:45,955 Sorry about tonight. 1167 01:38:46,048 --> 01:38:47,873 - I had fun. - Yeah? 1168 01:38:47,965 --> 01:38:51,330 It's pretty lively around here. 1169 01:38:51,423 --> 01:38:54,421 So how come you're coming back with me? 1170 01:38:54,506 --> 01:38:57,588 I don't know. Cos I want to. 1171 01:39:00,923 --> 01:39:05,580 - I'm not gonna take that sales job. - I don't think you should. 1172 01:39:05,673 --> 01:39:09,963 - How come? - Piano players are sexy. 1173 01:39:10,048 --> 01:39:13,165 Salesmen are uncles. 1174 01:39:13,256 --> 01:39:15,294 And uncles aren't sexy. 1175 01:39:15,381 --> 01:39:17,372 Not usually. 1176 01:39:26,132 --> 01:39:29,378 Wait, wait. This is so weird. 1177 01:39:29,465 --> 01:39:32,084 You've never had sex in here before? 1178 01:39:32,174 --> 01:39:34,662 Not with another person. 1179 01:39:44,965 --> 01:39:46,837 So... 1180 01:39:49,090 --> 01:39:52,502 So how are you holding up? Are you in pain? 1181 01:39:52,590 --> 01:39:54,296 I'm OK. 1182 01:39:58,965 --> 01:40:01,039 You look nice. 1183 01:40:01,132 --> 01:40:04,746 Thanks. I was on a date. 1184 01:40:08,381 --> 01:40:11,877 - Did you have fun? - It was OK. 1185 01:40:13,174 --> 01:40:14,998 It's weird. 1186 01:40:16,882 --> 01:40:19,003 What is? 1187 01:40:19,090 --> 01:40:23,913 I'm just lying here and I'm wondering... 1188 01:40:25,214 --> 01:40:27,335 how I got here, you know? 1189 01:40:29,090 --> 01:40:34,327 I don't mean here, I mean how I got here... 1190 01:40:34,423 --> 01:40:37,670 How I'm not anything like... 1191 01:40:37,757 --> 01:40:41,004 what I'd hoped that I'd be, you know? 1192 01:40:49,090 --> 01:40:54,375 I'm not even close to the guy I thought I'd end up being. 1193 01:40:57,132 --> 01:40:59,750 And it kind of blows. 1194 01:41:00,798 --> 01:41:02,540 You know? 1195 01:41:05,673 --> 01:41:10,911 When I think about that guy that I thought I was gonna be... 1196 01:41:14,381 --> 01:41:16,336 there's a... 1197 01:41:17,506 --> 01:41:22,459 there's this girl next to him, with him... 1198 01:41:25,007 --> 01:41:28,005 and I don't know... 1199 01:41:29,631 --> 01:41:31,836 she looks sorta like you. 1200 01:41:34,339 --> 01:41:37,705 - Sorta? - Exactly. 1201 01:41:40,590 --> 01:41:42,166 Exactly sorta. 1202 01:42:58,339 --> 01:43:00,579 - Hey. - Hey. 1203 01:43:03,965 --> 01:43:06,003 You look excellent. 1204 01:43:08,339 --> 01:43:10,295 Did you guys fuck up Rossmore? 1205 01:43:10,381 --> 01:43:15,453 No, we put the fear of God into him. He was a real shit. 1206 01:43:16,631 --> 01:43:20,921 - He had a right to be pissed. - How's she doing? 1207 01:43:22,298 --> 01:43:23,708 She's fine. 1208 01:43:23,798 --> 01:43:27,045 Yeah. You're not gonna fuck it up with her, are you? 1209 01:43:30,506 --> 01:43:32,497 What do you think? 1210 01:43:32,590 --> 01:43:37,792 She's one of the good ones. Why do we always fuck up the good ones? 1211 01:43:39,339 --> 01:43:42,172 I don't know. I've been pretty successful at it. 1212 01:43:44,173 --> 01:43:47,041 Listen, I just came by to say goodbye. 1213 01:43:47,132 --> 01:43:49,964 - I'm taking off. - Taking off? 1214 01:43:50,048 --> 01:43:52,715 - Yeah. - All right. 1215 01:43:52,798 --> 01:43:55,998 Listen, maybe I'll come down and visit. 1216 01:43:56,090 --> 01:43:59,041 Yeah, right. Like, what, spring? 1217 01:44:00,339 --> 01:44:02,413 - Spring. - Spring. 1218 01:44:03,132 --> 01:44:04,328 Hey. 1219 01:44:04,423 --> 01:44:08,915 - Don't be a stranger. - All right. Take care of each other. 1220 01:44:09,007 --> 01:44:11,246 Right. 1221 01:44:12,173 --> 01:44:16,002 - Surprise! - Oh, shit! 1222 01:44:17,506 --> 01:44:19,083 - Hey! - Hey! 1223 01:44:19,173 --> 01:44:23,546 - Tough guy, how you feelin'? - I've been better. You takin' off? 1224 01:44:23,631 --> 01:44:25,752 Yeah, I'm goin' home. 1225 01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:30,663 - Listen, say goodbye to Sarah. - Say goodbye to Tracy. 1226 01:44:30,757 --> 01:44:33,245 You figure any of that shit out? 1227 01:44:33,339 --> 01:44:35,579 You know. I'm working on it. 1228 01:44:35,673 --> 01:44:37,747 Good. 1229 01:44:37,840 --> 01:44:41,087 - I better get in there. - See you soon. 1230 01:44:41,173 --> 01:44:43,875 All right, buddy. I love you, man. 1231 01:44:46,090 --> 01:44:48,874 How you doin', bud? 1232 01:44:57,298 --> 01:45:01,541 - I'm not used to this snow. - How long is the drive? 1233 01:45:01,631 --> 01:45:05,210 About five or six hours. If he drives, for sure five... 1234 01:45:06,631 --> 01:45:10,672 - You'll have nice weather. - It won't be too bad. 1235 01:45:10,757 --> 01:45:12,913 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 1236 01:45:13,007 --> 01:45:15,791 - Front or back? - Back is good. 1237 01:45:41,381 --> 01:45:44,130 Word is Jan and Victor are engaged, Willie. 1238 01:45:44,214 --> 01:45:47,960 - How do you feel? - She drains me. They're all sisters. 1239 01:45:48,048 --> 01:45:49,541 Each and every one. 1240 01:45:49,631 --> 01:45:52,085 - Yo, Willie boy. - Hey. 1241 01:45:52,173 --> 01:45:55,373 - So you outta here? - Yep. 1242 01:45:55,465 --> 01:45:57,586 She is a honey-limbed lovely. 1243 01:45:57,673 --> 01:45:59,545 - Nice meeting you. - You, too. 1244 01:45:59,631 --> 01:46:02,037 - Have a safe ride. - Trace. 1245 01:46:02,673 --> 01:46:05,671 This is Marty. Marty, Tracy. 1246 01:46:05,757 --> 01:46:08,624 - Hi, nice to meet you. - You, too. 1247 01:46:08,715 --> 01:46:12,709 - OK. Take care, big guy. - Thanks. 1248 01:46:17,506 --> 01:46:19,331 See you. 1249 01:46:23,965 --> 01:46:25,706 - You ready? - Yeah. 1250 01:46:25,798 --> 01:46:27,207 - Bye. - Bye. 1251 01:46:33,381 --> 01:46:35,372 Bye, Marty. 1252 01:46:35,465 --> 01:46:37,502 Later, Pooh. 1253 01:46:54,423 --> 01:46:56,579 Come back and see us, Will. 1254 01:46:56,673 --> 01:47:00,453 We'll be right here. Nothing changes here but the seasons. 1255 01:47:12,090 --> 01:47:14,459 So you're the little neighbourhood Lolita? 1256 01:47:14,548 --> 01:47:18,494 So you're the alcoholic, high school buddy shit-for-brains? 1257 01:47:18,798 --> 01:47:22,246 That little girl was cute. What was her name? Marcy? 1258 01:47:22,339 --> 01:47:24,247 No, no. Marty. 1259 01:47:24,339 --> 01:47:27,172 - Is it Martha? - No, as in Martin. 1260 01:47:27,256 --> 01:47:30,539 Named after a grandfather she never even knew. 1261 01:47:34,298 --> 01:47:37,212 - You OK? - Yeah. 1262 01:47:37,298 --> 01:47:39,169 Yeah, I am. 1263 01:47:39,256 --> 01:47:41,082 Superb. 1264 01:47:52,423 --> 01:47:53,797 Willie C! 1265 01:47:54,757 --> 01:47:56,877 Take care, man. 1266 01:47:56,965 --> 01:47:59,003 Stay cool. Stay cool forever. 1267 01:47:59,090 --> 01:48:00,748 All right, Kev.