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[rain falling]
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[Zadie] The impulse to dance
existed long before
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our primate ancestors
evolved into humans.
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Evolutionary biologists
suggest that dance
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was used by early humans
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to promote
the social cooperation
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essential for our survival.
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Indeed, studies have found that
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today's best dancers all share
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the two specific genes
associated
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with excellent
interpersonal skills.
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But despite its power
to save our species,
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dance could not save
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a small furniture company
in Miami
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from the economic tsunami
of a global pandemic,
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so like many 40-year-old
Millennial white males,
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Mike Lane found himself
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alone and adrift in an ocean
of failed relationships
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and unrealized dreams.
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[event planner] Excuse me?
Hello!
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This area is off-limits.
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Oh. Well, then
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you really shouldn't
be here then, should you?
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Cute.
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Get dressed, start unloading.
Trucks just pulled in.
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All right.
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[Latin music plays on speakers]
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[housewife 1] So, is she
living in Miami now, or...
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[housewife 2] Well,
she can't go back to London,
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Roger's there.
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[housewife 3] She has to
go back, for the daughter.
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[housewife 4]
Roger still wants it to work,
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according to Bob.
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[housewife 3]
She should have just canceled
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instead of walking around
like a zombie.
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[housewife 1] Totally.
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- [housewife 3 clears throat]
- And here she is.
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Hi.
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Thank you so much.
This is absolutely beautiful.
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- Oh, thank you for your contribution.
- You look stunning.
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- Scotch, please.
- Neat or rocks?
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Neat.
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You getting what you want?
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With the fundraiser. It looks
like it's going all right.
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Nobody here knows what the
Big Blue Rescue Project is
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and yet they give me
their money every year.
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Well, I just think
people like to
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look at what they can't have.
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I guess.
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What's up, bro?
Two vodka sodas.
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Two vodka sodas.
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- So, what do you think? Yeah?
- Yeah. Sounds good.
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Wait. I know you.
You went to State, right?
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[softly chuckles] State?
No, definitely not.
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Huh. We've definitely met.
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Uh, no. I don't know. Sorry.
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- Don't freak the guy out, hon.
- I'm not. [giggles]
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Holy shit. I got it.
You really don't remember?
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I don't know.
Was it at my store? Huh?
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No. You were a cop, right?
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- What's your name?
- Kim.
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[women squeal]
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["Mo Cash!" by Vegas Audio
Ninjas plays over speakers]
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[Latin music plays on speakers]
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[chuckles] Uh, yeah. Like way
back in the day. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Right, right, right.
Got it. [chuckles]
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Nice pull, hon!
Did you arrest her?
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Uh, no, I think I let you off
with a warning. Right?
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Mm-hmm.
It was my pledge party.
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I was being very disorderly.
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[chuckles] You being good now?
You behaving?
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- Yes, I'm great, actually.
- Good.
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I'm on Maxandra's legal team
so... here to support.
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That's cool. What kind of law
do you practice?
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Family Law generally. But,
I do specialize in divorce.
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- Well, it was good to see you.
- See you in another 10 years.
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- Cheers. Be good.
- I'll do my best.
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[cell phone rings]
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[event planner] You!
Bartender.
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Mrs. Rattigan
would like a word.
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Uh, we're not done
breaking down.
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Did you hear what I said?
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She'd like to see you right now.
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Bullshit. Hey, look,
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you don't have to explain it
to me. All right?
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Explain it to Zadie.
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Ma'am?
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Of course,
I'm super uncomfortable
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doing that and I won't do it.
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Because that's a date
with chaperones.
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I'm not stupid, Roger.
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Ma'am, uh,
they said to come see you.
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Should I just wait outside?
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I don't want to see you!
All right?
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Get it into your head,
if you need to talk to me
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then bring the lawyers.
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Um, bartender?
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I'm sorry. They said to come
see you. I didn't mean to...
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Yes, yes, please come back.
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Okay.
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- [sighs]
- Yeah?
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[nervous laugh] You know...
Do you like bartending?
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Sure. Uh, it's not
really what I do,
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but yeah. Why not?
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So, what is it
that you really do?
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[chuckles] Uh, yeah... Well,
it's... That's a long story.
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Did you want me for something?
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[inhales] Yeah...
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Um, what's your name?
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Mike.
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Nice to meet you, Mike.
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Nice to meet you.
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How much?
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How much for what?
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You know. Please don't make me
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[slight chuckle]
spit it out
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because this is the first time
I do this
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and it's not comfortable.
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[slight chuckle]
Look, I don't know
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what you're talking about.
What?
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But Kim told me that she
knew you, and run into you,
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and that you were a dancer.
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- Oh, Kim... Kim told you that?
- Yeah.
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- Right.
- [sighs]
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Uh, look, I don't really
do that anymore, so...
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Uh, what was your name?
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Max.
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Max, it was nice to meet you.
Uh, thanks for...
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I'm s... I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
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No, you didn't offend me.
Don't worry. It's all...
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Really, I have no idea
what I'm doing.
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It's just I'm not
normally like this...
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it's just that I've had
like the shittiest day
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and the shittiest week...
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and the shittiest month,
and the shittiest year.
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Same here.
Welcome to the club.
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Don't worry,
you didn't offend me.
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Okay. [exhales]
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[chuckles] It was nice
to meet you.
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So, let's say...
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if you were to do this just,
like, one last time.
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Mm-hmm?
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How much would something
like that go for?
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How much would something
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like that go for?
[sharp inhale]
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Uh, $60,000? Maybe.
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- $60,000?
- Yeah. Yeah, 60.
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Let's call it 60.
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What the fuck do you do?
She said it was a silly dance.
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Who said that? Kim?
Kim said that? It was silly?
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Yeah. She said
it was a silly dance,
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but that it would
get my mind off of things.
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And if she's right,
I'm willing to pay six.
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What?
You're serious right now?
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You're gonna pay me $6,000
to give you a dance?
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Yeah, but no happy endings, huh?
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So we have a deal?
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[exhales]
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Are you leaving?
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[door locks]
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You know I have security.
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Mm-hmm.
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What are you doing?
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Um, you seem like
you need a drink.
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[sighs] I really, really do.
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[Mike clears his throat]
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Why are you moving my flowers?
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These will work better here.
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You have a really, really,
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[slight chuckle]
really nice house.
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Thank you.
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Everything's made really well.
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[Mike clears his throat]
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Are you redecorating?
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Maybe. Do you have music?
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You might want to
finish your drink.
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[buttons click]
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[Mike chuckles]
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[instrumental music plays
over speakers]
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[Mike swallows, exhales]
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So, I don't know if you
really know what you bought...
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but I'm gonna give it
to you anyway.
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And at any point I take you
past your comfort zone...
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I fucking slap you.
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You can slap me.
That's perfect.
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May I touch you?
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I guess.
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["Careful" by Lucky Daye
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[no other sounds audible]
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[speaking Spanish]
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[chuckles] Thanks.
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You don't know what I said.
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What are you talking about?
Yeah, I do.
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What did I say?
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You said I move like water.
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I didn't mean for you to
understand that.
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Well, maybe you should be
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a little more careful
what you say.
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Remember, I am from Florida.
[chuckles]
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[kisses]
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If I had known what this night
was going to be like...
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I would have gladly paid you
the 60 thousand.
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It wouldn't have
mattered anyway,
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I'm not gonna take your money.
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I'm not even gonna take
the six grand. [kisses]
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Who are you?
[slight chuckle]
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Um, I don't know.
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What do you mean?
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Come with me to London.
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What's in London?
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My life.
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Your life's in London?
I thought this was your house.
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This is a house,
but it's not the house.
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Max, I can't just go to London.
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I got, like,
stuff here. I got...
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Like there's a whole mess.
I got a job.
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I can't just go to London.
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I'm gonna get you
a much better job in London.
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You're gonna get...
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No, well, I have a job
for you in mind.
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It's creative.
And all you have to do
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is come with me for a month
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and I will give you
your 60 thousand.
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Max, I can't just up and leave
my entire life here for you...
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Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
Listen. Listen.
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Not for a mon... I can't.
Not for a whole month.
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You should come with me
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and then if it's out of your
comfort zone then you just...
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- I get to fucking slap you?
- You can fucking slap me.
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Let's go.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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[chuckles] I don't really
fuck with vegetables.
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How do you have that body then?
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I don't know. Genetics.
Mom and Pops.
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How'd you get so rich?
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- Genetics, I guess.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah?
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No, Roger's family is in media.
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Oh, that's cool.
Is that like TV and shit?
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It's more like
everything and shit.
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Right.
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So, um, I don't know.
What happened, with that?
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Marriage happened.
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[Mike] Mmm.
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Are you married?
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Am I married? Um, would it
be a problem if I was?
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No. This is
100 percent business.
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Right. You keep talking
about this "job."
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But you always leave out
what the actual job is.
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It's what you were meant
to be doing all along.
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Okay. I've made it
really clear though,
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I'm not...
I don't dance anymore.
254
00:16:57,255 --> 00:17:01,159
Then I can claim that I got
Magic Mike's Last Dance.
255
00:17:01,226 --> 00:17:03,693
[chuckles]
256
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,263
So what else could you
possibly be paying me for?
257
00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:10,567
We are not having sex.
258
00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:12,602
Completely out of the question.
259
00:17:14,005 --> 00:17:15,172
Why?
260
00:17:15,239 --> 00:17:17,540
You know, Mike,
I actually think you have...
261
00:17:19,043 --> 00:17:21,778
other talents. And this is
what I'm invested in.
262
00:17:21,845 --> 00:17:24,181
Okay. But just, you know,
hear me out.
263
00:17:26,317 --> 00:17:30,687
You've purchased me for
a month, um, let's just say...
264
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:33,257
you say, "Jump."
I say, "Which bed?"
265
00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:35,592
Look, last night was...
266
00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:40,764
kind of magical.
It was amazing.
267
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:44,701
So, let's not fuck that up.
268
00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:47,304
Okay?
269
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:49,473
Okay.
270
00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:52,308
Uh, and no.
I'm not, by the way.
271
00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:54,444
What?
272
00:17:54,511 --> 00:17:55,878
Married.
273
00:17:59,249 --> 00:18:03,520
Okay. Are you
in a relationship?
274
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,355
Mm-mm. No.
275
00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:06,688
Me and relationships
276
00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,857
don't have a tendency
to, uh, work out.
277
00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:13,629
Yeah, I can understand that.
278
00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:15,697
- To freedom.
- To freedom.
279
00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:18,301
[upbeat
instrumental music plays]
280
00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,602
[no other sounds audible]
281
00:19:01,443 --> 00:19:05,247
Now, sir, the brown hamper
is for dry cleaning
282
00:19:05,314 --> 00:19:07,983
and the beige hamper
is for regular laundry.
283
00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:10,718
Uh, I'm probably not gonna have
284
00:19:10,785 --> 00:19:11,987
any dry cleaning and I,
by the way
285
00:19:12,054 --> 00:19:13,288
I can do my own clothes, man.
286
00:19:13,355 --> 00:19:14,789
Just show me
where the machines are.
287
00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,924
Ms. Mendoza would
never allow that, sir.
288
00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:18,793
Aw, man, you can call me Mike.
It's all good.
289
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:21,829
As you wish, sir. The loo
is through this door here.
290
00:19:22,531 --> 00:19:25,200
Uh, the toilet, sir.
291
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,667
[slight chuckle] Right.
Do you have any idea
292
00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:28,337
what the fuck I'm doing here?
293
00:19:28,403 --> 00:19:30,837
Uh, regrettably... no, sir.
294
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,073
Yeah, but you wouldn't tell me
295
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:33,673
even if you did know, would you?
296
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,177
I would be lying
if I said I wasn't lying, sir.
297
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,545
[chuckles] Right.
It's Mike, man.
298
00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:39,046
Just call me Mike.
299
00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:42,583
Well, "Mike," Ms. Mendoza
does love a good surprise.
300
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,353
I'll collect you at half past.
301
00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:48,189
Collect me at half past
for the surprise. Cool.
302
00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:53,161
[cell phone rings]
303
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:56,330
[sighs] Shit.
304
00:20:00,635 --> 00:20:02,336
[Max] I never like
to give credit to Victor
305
00:20:02,403 --> 00:20:05,072
because he becomes unbearable...
306
00:20:05,139 --> 00:20:07,707
but I wouldn't own the place
that we're going to
307
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,143
if he hadn't convinced me
308
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,312
to fight for it
in the settlement.
309
00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:12,580
Her only other option
310
00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:15,516
was a sand and gravel pit
in High Wycombe.
311
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:20,620
And the only value I saw in it
was that my mother-in-law...
312
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,088
didn't want to give it away.
313
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:25,791
But now,
I have found its purpose.
314
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,463
What's my purpose there?
If we're going there.
315
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,266
Well...
316
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,268
just pretend
that today is Christmas
317
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,104
and you're about to open
your presents.
318
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,506
[chuckles] Okay.
319
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,142
As a matter of fact, Victor,
320
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,244
I think we should stop
at Liberty's first.
321
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,345
Don't you think?
322
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,980
I would let Harj know,
323
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:48,615
so that he can mentally prepare.
324
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,183
Good idea.
325
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,352
What's a Harj?
326
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,420
[Max chuckles]
327
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,862
Hello, Harj.
328
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,000
Good afternoon, Madame Rattigan!
329
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,702
Don't you "madame" me
and it's Mendoza now.
330
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,370
[speaking French]
331
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,939
[in English] So where's
"the big tear-down"?
332
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,643
[laughs] What...
This does not cost that.
333
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,078
What is this in dollars?
334
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:20,845
Do you like...
What, do you drop a zero or...
335
00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:22,847
So cute.
336
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,116
[Harj sighs]
337
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,752
[inaudible dialogue]
338
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,756
Do you know what Victor does?
339
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,459
[Mike] So you own this place?
340
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,094
[Max] I do now.
341
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,163
When this very same play
opened in 2004,
342
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,897
the owner of the theater
343
00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:43,535
fell madly in love with this
horribly insecure actress.
344
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,504
And so...
345
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,207
here's where my love story
with Roger began
346
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,442
and here is where
it's going to end.
347
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,379
He must have loved
your performance.
348
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,015
I had three lines.
349
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,282
[Mike chuckles]
350
00:22:02,186 --> 00:22:05,390
Well, you certainly
look the part.
351
00:22:05,456 --> 00:22:08,259
So relax, have fun
352
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,995
and I promise there won't be
any more surprises,
353
00:22:11,062 --> 00:22:12,363
but you're gonna like this one.
354
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,431
You swear?
355
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,632
[footsteps approaching]
356
00:22:14,699 --> 00:22:15,967
Deal.
357
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,136
Miss Mendoza!
Right on time as usual.
358
00:22:18,202 --> 00:22:20,004
Stop it, Woody.
I'm half an hour late.
359
00:22:20,071 --> 00:22:21,838
As usual. Is this, uh...
360
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,274
Yeah, Mike, meet Woody,
361
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,176
the best stage manager
in all of London.
362
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:28,079
Easy. I'm just here to serve
your vision, gov.
363
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:30,782
My vision?
364
00:22:30,847 --> 00:22:34,851
Mm-hmm. Your vision. Let's go.
365
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,355
Oh, fuck.
366
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:38,790
[director and actors
talking indistinctly]
367
00:22:38,855 --> 00:22:40,158
Voilà.
368
00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:41,793
Wow.
369
00:22:41,858 --> 00:22:43,227
Right on time.
370
00:22:49,733 --> 00:22:51,268
[Matthew] Listen, I... Hugh,
371
00:22:51,335 --> 00:22:54,404
are we actually going again
because I'm not sure.
372
00:22:54,471 --> 00:22:55,938
But if you go back
to the start of the scene
373
00:22:56,006 --> 00:22:57,174
please just go
to the top of the scene
374
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,442
and imbue it
with a little more...
375
00:22:58,508 --> 00:22:59,743
[Mike] So what's this
shit about?
376
00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,144
It's the same old
377
00:23:01,211 --> 00:23:03,447
will-she-marry-for-love
or-money bullshit.
378
00:23:03,513 --> 00:23:05,182
Hmm.
379
00:23:05,248 --> 00:23:07,384
So, what does she pick?
Love or money?
380
00:23:07,451 --> 00:23:08,884
Who cares?
381
00:23:08,951 --> 00:23:10,886
The real question is:
382
00:23:10,953 --> 00:23:12,556
why does she feel like
she has to choose?
383
00:23:12,622 --> 00:23:14,324
[Matthew] I think
I've run out of words.
384
00:23:14,391 --> 00:23:15,425
Hell yeah.
385
00:23:15,492 --> 00:23:16,959
Well, this is your joint, right?
386
00:23:17,027 --> 00:23:18,261
Why don't you just
give them that note?
387
00:23:18,328 --> 00:23:19,529
[Isabel Ascendant actor]
Show me,
388
00:23:19,596 --> 00:23:20,896
have you got the script or...
389
00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,099
[Matthew] Jessica,
do you have a script?
390
00:23:24,434 --> 00:23:25,836
[Isabel Ascendant director]
Oh, this is a jolly good
391
00:23:25,901 --> 00:23:27,003
waste of time, isn't it?
392
00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:28,972
Bravo! [clapping]
Bravo, everybody.
393
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,375
Absolutely flawless, thank you.
394
00:23:31,441 --> 00:23:33,110
Excuse me?
Who the fuck is talking?
395
00:23:33,176 --> 00:23:36,245
Oh. Maxandra.
My sincere apologies.
396
00:23:36,312 --> 00:23:38,247
I couldn't see you in the light.
397
00:23:38,314 --> 00:23:40,449
Nice to see you again, uh...
398
00:23:41,517 --> 00:23:43,285
- Matthew.
- Right.
399
00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:45,855
- The director.
- Of course.
400
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,623
To what do we owe the pleasure?
401
00:23:47,690 --> 00:23:49,058
I'm here to make
an announcement.
402
00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:51,827
Oh! Oh. Tell me.
403
00:23:51,893 --> 00:23:53,195
Well, if I only told you
404
00:23:53,262 --> 00:23:55,364
it wouldn't be
an announcement, would it?
405
00:23:55,431 --> 00:23:58,401
I suppose not.
Um, attention, everyone!
406
00:23:58,467 --> 00:24:00,836
Gang, this is Maxandra Rattigan.
407
00:24:00,902 --> 00:24:02,238
The wife of our owner and...
408
00:24:02,304 --> 00:24:05,474
Actually, it's Maxandra Mendoza
409
00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:08,277
and I'm the legal owner
of this theater.
410
00:24:10,513 --> 00:24:13,382
I am here to give you all notice
411
00:24:13,449 --> 00:24:16,185
Isabel Ascendant is closed...
412
00:24:17,153 --> 00:24:18,587
effective immediately.
413
00:24:18,654 --> 00:24:19,789
On what fucking grounds?
414
00:24:19,855 --> 00:24:21,290
We are at capacity every night!
415
00:24:21,357 --> 00:24:25,860
Relax. It's only a four-week
course correction.
416
00:24:25,926 --> 00:24:30,432
An evolution. A revelation!
417
00:24:30,498 --> 00:24:31,866
[slight chuckle]
418
00:24:31,932 --> 00:24:34,469
And no one is fired.
419
00:24:34,536 --> 00:24:35,804
[sighs] Christ.
420
00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:37,938
Except for, um...
421
00:24:39,407 --> 00:24:41,976
- Matthew.
- Matthew. Yes.
422
00:24:42,043 --> 00:24:44,312
Matthew will be replaced
423
00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:47,115
by a brilliant new choreographer
424
00:24:47,182 --> 00:24:50,285
that I recently
discovered in Miami.
425
00:24:50,351 --> 00:24:53,555
His artistry made me feel, uh...
426
00:24:56,424 --> 00:24:59,494
[slight chuckle] There are
no words. It's just...
427
00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:01,396
ecstasy.
428
00:25:02,130 --> 00:25:04,232
And in exactly one month,
429
00:25:04,299 --> 00:25:08,503
I want every woman that
walks into this theater
430
00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:12,006
to feel the same kind
of ecstasy that I did.
431
00:25:12,073 --> 00:25:16,710
To transcend. To break free.
432
00:25:16,777 --> 00:25:18,412
So, without further ado...
433
00:25:18,479 --> 00:25:22,349
I give you
the visionary artist...
434
00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:26,253
that inspired me so profoundly
435
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,189
and that will take us
to the promised land.
436
00:25:29,256 --> 00:25:31,325
Ladies and gentlemen...
437
00:25:31,391 --> 00:25:34,127
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
438
00:25:34,761 --> 00:25:36,296
[applause]
439
00:25:43,403 --> 00:25:44,638
'Sup?
440
00:25:44,705 --> 00:25:48,542
[Max] The look on Roger's face
when he sees this!
441
00:25:48,609 --> 00:25:51,478
It's worth every pound,
every shilling.
442
00:25:51,545 --> 00:25:52,880
No. Yeah.
You could've given me
443
00:25:52,946 --> 00:25:54,414
just a little heads-up before
444
00:25:54,481 --> 00:25:55,949
you threw me
to the wolves in there!
445
00:25:56,016 --> 00:25:57,251
You would've been in your head,
446
00:25:57,317 --> 00:25:58,519
over-thinking everything.
447
00:25:58,585 --> 00:25:59,920
It was better than not thinking
448
00:25:59,988 --> 00:26:01,088
anything at all. Like...
449
00:26:01,154 --> 00:26:02,688
And what are you
so excited about?
450
00:26:02,755 --> 00:26:04,257
Like every single person
in there quit!
451
00:26:04,323 --> 00:26:07,260
We don't need actors,
we need dancers.
452
00:26:07,326 --> 00:26:09,295
Plus, by not firing them,
453
00:26:09,362 --> 00:26:11,664
we saved thousands
on labor-union fees.
454
00:26:11,731 --> 00:26:14,066
- [Mike laughs]
- More money for you.
455
00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:17,537
Yeah, but... Okay. I...
Look, no offense...
456
00:26:17,603 --> 00:26:19,105
but there's got to be
easier ways
457
00:26:19,171 --> 00:26:20,706
to get back
at your husband for...
458
00:26:20,773 --> 00:26:22,976
I don't know, whatever,
than putting on a strip show.
459
00:26:23,042 --> 00:26:27,014
Oh, I'm not a scorned woman,
and this is not a strip show.
460
00:26:27,113 --> 00:26:29,348
We are bringing
the tsunami to London!
461
00:26:29,415 --> 00:26:31,317
[chuckles] Okay.
All right. This...
462
00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:32,485
And I'm down for that.
463
00:26:32,552 --> 00:26:33,819
I just think that you haven't...
464
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,321
Can't you see?
People are numb,
465
00:26:35,388 --> 00:26:37,790
disconnected, desensitized.
466
00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:39,692
We're going to wake them up
467
00:26:39,759 --> 00:26:43,195
with a wave of passion
they've never felt before.
468
00:26:43,262 --> 00:26:45,999
Okay, I just...
There's one little thing
469
00:26:46,065 --> 00:26:47,433
that I think you're forgetting
470
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,635
is that I don't know shit
about directing theater.
471
00:26:49,702 --> 00:26:51,703
- And that's why you have me!
- What?
472
00:26:51,770 --> 00:26:53,305
It will be a historical,
473
00:26:53,371 --> 00:26:56,942
one-night collaboration
between the stage, and the...
474
00:26:57,009 --> 00:26:58,710
- The thongs?
- Eh, I don't know.
475
00:26:58,777 --> 00:27:00,980
- Exactly. That's what...
- Who the hell are you?
476
00:27:01,047 --> 00:27:02,314
I don't know. Who are you?
477
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,883
Zadie, what are you doing here?
478
00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:06,585
Um, this is my daughter, Zadie.
479
00:27:06,651 --> 00:27:09,554
Oh, shit. Hi.
Nice to meet you!
480
00:27:09,621 --> 00:27:12,157
- We had a meeting, Maxandra.
- Yeah.
481
00:27:12,223 --> 00:27:14,659
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
482
00:27:14,726 --> 00:27:16,996
I completely lost track of time.
483
00:27:17,063 --> 00:27:19,031
Completely. I'm so sorry.
484
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,432
I can see that.
I'm more interested
485
00:27:20,498 --> 00:27:22,834
in why you lost track of time.
486
00:27:22,901 --> 00:27:25,972
Well, um, I've been
handling some business
487
00:27:26,038 --> 00:27:28,206
with the new director
of Isabel Ascendant.
488
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:29,641
- [Mike] Mm-hmm.
- Michael Jeffrey Lane.
489
00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:32,711
Ah, yeah. That's not my name.
But... It's just...
490
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:33,712
But it's got gravitas.
491
00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:35,347
Yeah, it's just...
It's Mike Lane.
492
00:27:35,413 --> 00:27:36,514
But you do need a stage name.
493
00:27:36,581 --> 00:27:38,783
- Are you two hooking up?
- Zadie!
494
00:27:38,850 --> 00:27:40,451
Well, I... What's funny
about that is, uh...
495
00:27:40,517 --> 00:27:42,786
your mom actually
is paying me to not hook up.
496
00:27:42,853 --> 00:27:45,456
We are not hooking up.
497
00:27:45,522 --> 00:27:48,225
But he will be
staying at the house
498
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,294
just until he gets settled.
Okay?
499
00:27:50,361 --> 00:27:51,862
How convenient.
500
00:27:51,929 --> 00:27:54,032
Tell me, Mike, what do you
plan to do with Act Three?
501
00:27:54,099 --> 00:27:56,800
Yeah, we're gonna have one.
502
00:27:56,867 --> 00:28:01,006
I was pl... I was, uh, planning
on doing Act Three like a...
503
00:28:01,072 --> 00:28:02,406
Everybody knows
504
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,208
Isabel Ascendant
has a wildly outdated,
505
00:28:04,274 --> 00:28:05,275
painfully misogynistic climax.
506
00:28:05,342 --> 00:28:06,443
[Mike] Mm-hmm.
507
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:08,779
Exactly.
And that's why our take
508
00:28:08,846 --> 00:28:10,447
is going to be so exciting
509
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:12,083
because they will be
expecting that
510
00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,751
and instead, they're gonna see
511
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,120
that a woman can have
whatever she wants,
512
00:28:15,185 --> 00:28:17,088
- whenever she wants it.
- Mm-hmm.
513
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,289
Since when do you believe that?
514
00:28:19,356 --> 00:28:21,126
Since Mike and I have
been exploring this theme.
515
00:28:21,191 --> 00:28:25,964
Yeah, your m... Yeah, we've
been exploring those themes.
516
00:28:26,031 --> 00:28:29,198
You're in another one
of your phases, aren't you?
517
00:28:29,265 --> 00:28:32,869
Baby, don't you have some
schoolwork to do?
518
00:28:32,935 --> 00:28:35,005
Uh, what's the phases thing?
519
00:28:35,072 --> 00:28:37,674
Every few years
she starts a big new project.
520
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:40,144
Sometimes it's a charity,
a documentary,
521
00:28:40,209 --> 00:28:41,844
- a new best friend.
- Right.
522
00:28:41,911 --> 00:28:44,447
Each time it's like
she's a new person.
523
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:45,548
So what?
524
00:28:45,615 --> 00:28:47,550
Sue me for exploring myself
525
00:28:47,617 --> 00:28:50,553
and my contributions
to the world!
526
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:52,922
But your contributions
never see the light of day.
527
00:28:52,990 --> 00:28:54,524
There's always some obstacle.
528
00:28:54,590 --> 00:28:56,026
We call her
The Queen of the First Act.
529
00:28:56,093 --> 00:28:58,261
Our therapist,
whom she stood up to be here,
530
00:28:58,327 --> 00:28:59,829
says she tries on these new
531
00:28:59,896 --> 00:29:02,198
personas as a way from running
from the guilt about...
532
00:29:02,265 --> 00:29:03,666
I already said how sorry I am
533
00:29:03,733 --> 00:29:05,135
about missing that appointment
534
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:07,370
and I am going to reschedule it.
535
00:29:07,437 --> 00:29:09,338
[speaking French]
536
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:17,612
[speaking French]
537
00:29:19,182 --> 00:29:23,852
[speaking French]
538
00:29:24,453 --> 00:29:28,124
[speaking French]
539
00:29:28,191 --> 00:29:30,292
Uh, you know, pardon my French,
540
00:29:30,358 --> 00:29:33,096
but, uh, y'all are being
rude as fuck. [chuckles]
541
00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:34,197
Sorry.
542
00:29:34,262 --> 00:29:37,399
[speaking French]
543
00:29:37,466 --> 00:29:40,502
- Pleasure, Zadie.
- Zadie, wait, don't go.
544
00:29:40,569 --> 00:29:43,505
You want some cake? Baby.
545
00:29:47,743 --> 00:29:48,744
What's going on?
546
00:29:51,947 --> 00:29:55,884
[Roger] No, I didn't know
until you sent it.
547
00:29:55,951 --> 00:29:57,953
Well, technically,
she does have the right.
548
00:29:59,755 --> 00:30:02,959
I have no idea.
Maybe Zadie will tell me.
549
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:06,761
Change the agreement how?
550
00:30:08,295 --> 00:30:09,930
Mother... Mother, I think
551
00:30:09,998 --> 00:30:12,299
you should pursue this
on your own.
552
00:30:12,366 --> 00:30:14,136
I can't get dragged
into a fight.
553
00:30:14,202 --> 00:30:15,903
Not about this, not right now.
554
00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:17,938
[Mike] Yo!
555
00:30:18,006 --> 00:30:21,408
[Tito] Holy shit! Naysayers,
we have proof of life!
556
00:30:21,475 --> 00:30:22,810
All right.
557
00:30:22,877 --> 00:30:25,613
What's up, man?
I know, look, I know. I-I...
558
00:30:25,679 --> 00:30:28,250
And I'm sorry, okay, I know
I've been ducking you all.
559
00:30:28,315 --> 00:30:30,185
Uh, I apologize. I just...
560
00:30:30,252 --> 00:30:32,353
It's a long story,
but I'm in London
561
00:30:32,419 --> 00:30:33,587
and I just want you guys to know
562
00:30:33,654 --> 00:30:35,056
I'm gonna be able
to pay you back,
563
00:30:35,123 --> 00:30:36,757
I just need a few weeks. Okay?
564
00:30:36,824 --> 00:30:37,858
Oh, come on, man!
565
00:30:37,925 --> 00:30:39,627
How many times
do we have to tell you
566
00:30:39,693 --> 00:30:42,930
you don't need to pay us back!
It was an investment.
567
00:30:42,998 --> 00:30:44,232
I know. I know. But I'm...
568
00:30:44,298 --> 00:30:45,566
As many times
as you guys say that,
569
00:30:45,633 --> 00:30:46,700
I'm not just gonna burn
my friends' money
570
00:30:46,767 --> 00:30:48,236
and not care. All right?
I don't...
571
00:30:48,302 --> 00:30:52,207
No. Money is water, Mike.
It flows in both directions.
572
00:30:52,274 --> 00:30:53,975
That's a good point, but still.
573
00:30:54,042 --> 00:30:57,877
You... Yeah, hold up.
You buried the lede here.
574
00:30:57,944 --> 00:31:00,047
Why are you in London?
575
00:31:00,114 --> 00:31:03,483
I don't know, short story
is that... [chuckles]
576
00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:07,420
I was bartending at, uh,
this charity event
577
00:31:07,487 --> 00:31:08,788
and then at the end of the night
578
00:31:08,855 --> 00:31:10,857
I ended up giving
this rich lady a lap dance
579
00:31:10,924 --> 00:31:12,659
and now I'm living
in her house in London
580
00:31:12,725 --> 00:31:14,061
and gonna put on a show
581
00:31:14,128 --> 00:31:16,596
at this famous theater
that she owns. So, yeah.
582
00:31:16,663 --> 00:31:18,765
Cool. Hey, sex work
583
00:31:18,832 --> 00:31:20,767
is nothing to be
embarrassed about, Mikey.
584
00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:23,170
Especially when
it's the live-in kind.
585
00:31:23,237 --> 00:31:25,538
Hey, look, thanks, Tarzan.
586
00:31:25,605 --> 00:31:26,739
Look, I basically am just saying
587
00:31:26,806 --> 00:31:28,175
though I'm gonna
have your money...
588
00:31:28,242 --> 00:31:30,010
I don't exactly know, uh,
589
00:31:30,077 --> 00:31:32,645
what I said yes to
so I hope it works out.
590
00:31:32,712 --> 00:31:35,381
Mikey, Mikey,
this is great news.
591
00:31:35,448 --> 00:31:37,483
I was looking
at your chart last night...
592
00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:38,685
you know you're in a once-
593
00:31:38,751 --> 00:31:41,821
in-33-year Jupiter cycle, right?
594
00:31:41,888 --> 00:31:45,992
I... No, I didn't, but that
explains a lot I guess. Yeah.
595
00:31:46,059 --> 00:31:49,162
Yeah, it does, so whatever
existential confusion
596
00:31:49,229 --> 00:31:50,263
you're feeling right now,
597
00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:51,864
it's an initiation.
598
00:31:51,930 --> 00:31:55,101
It's wiping the slate clean
for you to self-actualize.
599
00:31:55,168 --> 00:31:58,804
Uh, I'm just trying
to survive to be honest.
600
00:31:58,871 --> 00:32:01,573
Surviving?
Bro, you are a gig worker.
601
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,809
Magic Mike's coming back
to the main stage.
602
00:32:03,876 --> 00:32:05,677
I... But that's the thing
I'm not even dancing though.
603
00:32:05,744 --> 00:32:06,945
I'm putting on the show.
604
00:32:07,013 --> 00:32:08,947
I guess I'm directing
or whatever.
605
00:32:09,015 --> 00:32:11,150
I mean, it's...
I'm only here for a month,
606
00:32:11,217 --> 00:32:12,684
it's for one show only,
607
00:32:12,751 --> 00:32:15,221
to basically get back
at her ex or something.
608
00:32:15,288 --> 00:32:17,723
I don't know. It's totally
bonkers over here.
609
00:32:17,789 --> 00:32:19,892
Who gives a shit, man?
She's rich.
610
00:32:19,959 --> 00:32:24,529
Trust me. Do not leave
that situation. Okay?
611
00:32:24,596 --> 00:32:26,665
Look at me,
I'm basically a freaking
612
00:32:26,732 --> 00:32:28,667
glorified dog walker. Okay?
613
00:32:28,734 --> 00:32:31,436
You just need to make sure
she doesn't wake up,
614
00:32:31,503 --> 00:32:32,770
and all of a sudden
615
00:32:32,837 --> 00:32:34,273
want you out of the house,
616
00:32:34,339 --> 00:32:37,942
which I have tips on
by the way if you want them.
617
00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:40,578
Okay. I-I...
We don't have dogs here
618
00:32:40,645 --> 00:32:42,080
so maybe that's a good idea.
619
00:32:42,147 --> 00:32:46,018
I feel it. I feel it
in my solar plexus, brother.
620
00:32:46,084 --> 00:32:48,253
This is your dharma.
621
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,554
- Just stay in the flow.
- Victor?
622
00:32:50,621 --> 00:32:52,057
What are you doing there?
623
00:32:52,124 --> 00:32:54,759
Oh, you know, waiting
for passing fucking trade.
624
00:32:54,825 --> 00:32:57,029
He's on a private call.
625
00:32:57,095 --> 00:32:59,364
Since when has that stopped you?
626
00:32:59,430 --> 00:33:01,133
Oh, boys, I miss you.
627
00:33:01,199 --> 00:33:02,367
[Mike chuckles]
628
00:33:02,433 --> 00:33:04,169
- Are you decent?
- Yep.
629
00:33:04,236 --> 00:33:05,304
Is that her?
630
00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:06,737
Are we interrupting something?
631
00:33:06,804 --> 00:33:09,707
No, I was just, uh,
looking for some ideas.
632
00:33:09,774 --> 00:33:12,810
Oh, I've been "scouting" myself.
633
00:33:12,877 --> 00:33:15,513
And come take a look at
what I found.
634
00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:17,015
[Mike chuckles]
635
00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:18,183
["The Journey" by Jack Rayner
plays on computer]
636
00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:19,450
Look at that.
637
00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:28,292
Isn't he magnificent?
638
00:33:28,359 --> 00:33:29,559
[Mike] Hmm.
639
00:33:31,295 --> 00:33:34,564
He has such an innate
elegance and intelligence
640
00:33:34,631 --> 00:33:36,466
to the way he moves.
641
00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:37,801
And then at the same time
642
00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:40,637
there's this savage thing,
you know...
643
00:33:40,704 --> 00:33:43,640
like a primal animal.
644
00:33:43,707 --> 00:33:47,044
[sighs] Just incredible.
645
00:33:47,111 --> 00:33:49,413
I think this is what we need
for the show.
646
00:33:49,479 --> 00:33:51,881
Trained dancers, not strippers.
647
00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:55,685
Yeah, but, I mean,
as the director,
648
00:33:55,752 --> 00:33:58,022
I-I-I promise you...
649
00:33:58,089 --> 00:34:00,224
I know exactly what
we're looking for. Yeah.
650
00:34:02,926 --> 00:34:05,129
I love the way
you just did that.
651
00:34:05,196 --> 00:34:06,197
[chuckles] What?
652
00:34:06,263 --> 00:34:07,697
"As the director."
653
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,035
You're really owning
that place. You know?
654
00:34:12,102 --> 00:34:14,536
[slight chuckle]
It comes to you so naturally.
655
00:34:14,603 --> 00:34:15,972
Mm-hmm.
656
00:34:16,039 --> 00:34:18,874
I can tell that you already
have a vision.
657
00:34:18,941 --> 00:34:22,778
And I'm sure that you agree
that this would be fantastic.
658
00:34:22,845 --> 00:34:24,880
- [Mike] Yeah, he's great.
- For the show, I mean.
659
00:34:24,947 --> 00:34:26,349
[Mike] Yeah. Yeah, really.
I mean, he's...
660
00:34:26,416 --> 00:34:28,684
[Max] Antonio is what we need.
661
00:34:28,751 --> 00:34:30,453
Uh, he's great. Like I said,
662
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:32,989
he's just...
But he's also in Italy.
663
00:34:33,056 --> 00:34:35,492
- Roma.
- Roma, see, I can't...
664
00:34:35,557 --> 00:34:37,526
I don't have time
to go find him in Roma
665
00:34:37,593 --> 00:34:38,927
and then bring him
all the way back here.
666
00:34:38,995 --> 00:34:40,896
Oh, no. That would be
out of the question.
667
00:34:40,964 --> 00:34:43,766
But that's why you have
a genius producer!
668
00:34:45,268 --> 00:34:46,835
He's arriving on Thursday.
669
00:34:46,902 --> 00:34:49,938
If you approve.
Creatively, I mean.
670
00:34:52,908 --> 00:34:57,280
Yeah, look, if you want him,
um, sure. I-I-I approve.
671
00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:58,348
Creatively, of course.
672
00:34:58,415 --> 00:35:00,049
I'm so excited!
673
00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:02,550
Are you excited?
674
00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:05,254
Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I am.
675
00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:07,622
You don't sound excited.
676
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,590
I'm very, very, very excited.
I promise.
677
00:35:09,657 --> 00:35:10,925
Oh, man, me, I don't even think
678
00:35:10,993 --> 00:35:12,860
I am gonna be able to sleep.
679
00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:14,562
No?
680
00:35:21,403 --> 00:35:22,670
Good night.
681
00:35:25,474 --> 00:35:26,908
Sweet dreams.
682
00:35:26,975 --> 00:35:27,976
Okay.
683
00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:32,014
Wait, wait,
where are you going? Hey.
684
00:35:32,081 --> 00:35:33,949
To bed?
685
00:35:34,016 --> 00:35:35,984
We got like 10
other dancers to find.
686
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:39,887
And that's why we have Renata.
Good night.
687
00:35:44,759 --> 00:35:47,728
[sighs]
688
00:35:47,795 --> 00:35:49,030
[Renata] Per your instructions
689
00:35:49,097 --> 00:35:52,300
I've assembled
the top-tier of talent
690
00:35:52,366 --> 00:35:55,036
across multiple
movement disciplines.
691
00:35:55,103 --> 00:35:58,872
And they're all
very eager to please...
692
00:35:58,939 --> 00:36:02,742
and quite athletic,
as you requested.
693
00:36:02,809 --> 00:36:05,912
Excellent work as usual, Renata.
694
00:36:06,713 --> 00:36:10,617
["Spoiler" by Baloji plays]
695
00:36:10,684 --> 00:36:13,054
[no other sounds audible]
696
00:39:20,003 --> 00:39:21,271
[Zadie] She couldn't explain
697
00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,938
the full extent
of her feelings...
698
00:39:23,006 --> 00:39:24,274
but Max knew
that she had crossed
699
00:39:24,341 --> 00:39:26,510
some kind of strange Rubicon.
700
00:39:26,576 --> 00:39:27,810
She was desperate to know
701
00:39:27,877 --> 00:39:29,479
more about
why she felt this way,
702
00:39:29,546 --> 00:39:33,684
so she purchased a litany of
books on the history of dance.
703
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:37,154
For Mike, The Rattigan
had no symbolic weight,
704
00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:40,123
it was simply
where he had to work.
705
00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:41,891
And he reminded himself,
706
00:39:41,958 --> 00:39:45,362
in order to finish something,
you have to make a start.
707
00:39:45,429 --> 00:39:49,099
For Maxandra, The Rattigan
had been transformed.
708
00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:52,069
It went from existing
only in the past
709
00:39:52,135 --> 00:39:54,136
to being a source of renewal.
710
00:39:54,203 --> 00:39:56,505
- [Max] Hello, hello, hello.
- Hey! Hey!
711
00:39:56,572 --> 00:39:59,709
Are you ready to transform
theater forever?
712
00:39:59,775 --> 00:40:00,810
[yells of agreement]
713
00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:02,178
- Whoo!
- Yeah.
714
00:40:05,014 --> 00:40:06,682
[Mike] All right.
Calm down, calm down.
715
00:40:06,749 --> 00:40:08,184
We ain't done shit yet.
716
00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:10,820
All right, you guys have
all the talent in the world.
717
00:40:10,885 --> 00:40:12,188
Ain't no questioning that.
718
00:40:12,254 --> 00:40:13,823
Each and every
single person here
719
00:40:13,888 --> 00:40:15,124
was hand selected
because they bring
720
00:40:15,191 --> 00:40:16,359
something unique to the table
721
00:40:16,425 --> 00:40:17,626
that we ain't never seen before.
722
00:40:18,461 --> 00:40:19,795
All right?
723
00:40:19,861 --> 00:40:21,630
But I have a question for you.
724
00:40:21,697 --> 00:40:23,065
Who here, by show of hands
725
00:40:23,132 --> 00:40:24,633
has stood in front
of a thousand women
726
00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:26,001
and had to get butt-ass naked?
727
00:40:30,373 --> 00:40:31,906
Exactly.
728
00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:33,309
You want to find out how fast
729
00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:35,745
a group of sweet,
nurturing moms can make you
730
00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:37,446
just go running, cowering
731
00:40:37,513 --> 00:40:39,715
into a dark corner,
wishing you were never born?
732
00:40:39,782 --> 00:40:41,217
I promise you it can happen.
733
00:40:41,283 --> 00:40:42,751
I've seen it.
And it can happen
734
00:40:42,817 --> 00:40:44,285
[snaps fingers]
just like that.
735
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,123
Now I can't believe I'm about
to say these words out loud,
736
00:40:48,189 --> 00:40:49,557
but we got one month.
737
00:40:49,624 --> 00:40:50,891
[Max] Oh, yeah.
738
00:40:50,959 --> 00:40:52,926
We got one month to turn y'all
739
00:40:52,994 --> 00:40:54,295
into the greatest
group of strippers
740
00:40:54,362 --> 00:40:57,465
that has ever been assembled
on planet Earth.
741
00:40:57,532 --> 00:40:58,700
And to do that,
742
00:40:58,767 --> 00:41:00,268
you boys got to be ready
to get your hands dirty
743
00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:02,437
your noses wet, and them
nuts chafed as shit.
744
00:41:02,504 --> 00:41:03,605
[all chuckle]
745
00:41:03,671 --> 00:41:06,408
And look, if,
if we do our jobs right...
746
00:41:06,474 --> 00:41:09,177
you're gonna have a whole
other problem on your hands.
747
00:41:09,244 --> 00:41:10,712
You're gonna have to learn
748
00:41:10,779 --> 00:41:13,181
to protect yourself
in a zombie apocalypse
749
00:41:13,248 --> 00:41:15,049
of repressed desire.
750
00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:16,851
Any questions?
751
00:41:16,917 --> 00:41:18,119
[Hannah] I have a question.
752
00:41:20,188 --> 00:41:22,357
Can you, you know,
fuck a zombie to death?
753
00:41:22,424 --> 00:41:24,426
Or is it still a kill shot
to the head?
754
00:41:24,492 --> 00:41:25,427
[Mike chuckles]
755
00:41:25,493 --> 00:41:27,395
Excuse me,
what are you doing here?
756
00:41:27,462 --> 00:41:29,964
I mean, you didn't
technically fire me,
757
00:41:30,031 --> 00:41:35,202
so I'm still drawing out
that salary.
758
00:41:35,269 --> 00:41:38,938
Oh, I'm sorry. I should
have been more clear.
759
00:41:39,006 --> 00:41:40,174
You're still getting paid,
760
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,409
but we no longer
need your services.
761
00:41:44,011 --> 00:41:45,779
I shouldn't have gotten
my hopes up. [slight chuckle]
762
00:41:45,846 --> 00:41:50,083
I was just really inspired
by our new director's vision.
763
00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:52,920
What... Um, what did I say?
764
00:41:52,986 --> 00:41:54,521
He didn't say anything.
765
00:41:54,588 --> 00:41:58,125
It's not what you said.
It's who you are.
766
00:41:59,526 --> 00:42:01,161
Do you have any idea of how long
767
00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:03,263
I've been dreaming
of someone to walk through
768
00:42:03,330 --> 00:42:05,566
that door with a flame thrower
769
00:42:05,632 --> 00:42:09,169
and burn this whole
fucking shit to the ground?
770
00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:11,638
I can't stand
playing Lady Isabel.
771
00:42:11,705 --> 00:42:13,307
For the last six months,
772
00:42:13,373 --> 00:42:17,211
I've wanted to choke the life
out of that entitled prude.
773
00:42:17,277 --> 00:42:20,480
I mean, get a grip, woman.
Jesus Christ.
774
00:42:20,546 --> 00:42:22,181
Like you're rich,
775
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:23,951
send a fucking carriage to town,
776
00:42:24,016 --> 00:42:26,085
buy up every able-bodied man...
777
00:42:26,152 --> 00:42:28,421
soldier, sailor
instead of wasting your time
778
00:42:28,488 --> 00:42:30,122
worrying about
which boring old sod
779
00:42:30,189 --> 00:42:31,657
you're going
to sign your life away to
780
00:42:31,724 --> 00:42:32,960
and have a lovely
781
00:42:33,025 --> 00:42:36,762
half-decent shag
with every last one! I...
782
00:42:42,301 --> 00:42:46,572
But it's a really good job,
it's so stable, and, um...
783
00:42:47,573 --> 00:42:49,876
so usually
I don't say all of that.
784
00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:52,044
Well, that was poetic.
785
00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,413
You're definitely our audience.
786
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,148
Woody, make sure
she gets an invitation.
787
00:42:56,215 --> 00:42:59,118
Hey, we're still calling this
Isabel Ascendant, right?
788
00:42:59,185 --> 00:43:00,353
Yeah, but that's just a trick
789
00:43:00,419 --> 00:43:01,654
to get the audience
into the theater
790
00:43:01,721 --> 00:43:02,922
so then we can give them
something else.
791
00:43:02,990 --> 00:43:04,390
Right, but if, what if we use
792
00:43:04,457 --> 00:43:06,492
the actual old opening
to Isabel Ascendant?
793
00:43:06,559 --> 00:43:09,127
I mean, it could be a really
big surprise actually.
794
00:43:09,194 --> 00:43:10,762
And if I'm honest...
795
00:43:10,829 --> 00:43:12,097
if you want to make a show
796
00:43:12,163 --> 00:43:13,532
about women
getting what they want,
797
00:43:13,598 --> 00:43:15,033
wouldn't it be
a little fucking chauvinistic
798
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,268
to not have a female lead in it?
799
00:43:16,334 --> 00:43:17,536
Are you calling me chauvinistic?
800
00:43:17,602 --> 00:43:18,537
No.
801
00:43:18,603 --> 00:43:19,972
Because I'm the feminist here.
802
00:43:20,038 --> 00:43:21,039
- Right.
- I'm the flame-thrower.
803
00:43:21,106 --> 00:43:23,141
This whole thing was my idea.
804
00:43:24,409 --> 00:43:26,144
You heard her.
She's the flame-thrower.
805
00:43:26,211 --> 00:43:28,213
Uh, you're hired as Isabel
806
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,481
because you were already hired.
807
00:43:29,548 --> 00:43:30,749
[squeals] Oh.
Go... I am thrilled!
808
00:43:30,815 --> 00:43:32,350
Thank you both so much.
809
00:43:34,286 --> 00:43:37,389
Will you be dancing in it?
810
00:43:37,455 --> 00:43:40,692
Uh, no. Just, uh, directing.
Right?
811
00:43:40,759 --> 00:43:43,762
Aw, shame.
812
00:43:43,828 --> 00:43:48,099
Well now that we have
a leading lady again
813
00:43:48,166 --> 00:43:50,036
maybe the director
should walk us
814
00:43:50,101 --> 00:43:52,871
through the beats
of the first act.
815
00:43:52,939 --> 00:43:56,808
[clears throat] Yep.
Uh, first act, coming up.
816
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,375
Enter Jackson,
817
00:43:58,442 --> 00:44:00,477
the low-class but sexy friend
of the husband. Line?
818
00:44:00,544 --> 00:44:02,746
Harold said you didn't want
to go to Calais this year.
819
00:44:02,813 --> 00:44:04,049
Is that still settled?
820
00:44:04,114 --> 00:44:05,783
- I'm sick to death of Calais.
- Theo?
821
00:44:05,849 --> 00:44:08,118
I won't hear of it.
You're going and that's that.
822
00:44:08,185 --> 00:44:09,687
Perfect. Hit it.
823
00:44:09,753 --> 00:44:11,088
["Ferrari" by Jack Rayner
plays over speakers]
824
00:44:11,155 --> 00:44:12,156
[Hannah giggles]
825
00:44:12,222 --> 00:44:14,391
Oh, come on. No. No. No, no.
826
00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:15,759
Come on, Mike. Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
827
00:44:15,826 --> 00:44:17,761
Hey. All right,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
828
00:44:17,828 --> 00:44:19,330
Stop. What's up?
829
00:44:19,396 --> 00:44:21,832
They can't just start dancing
on her out of nowhere.
830
00:44:21,899 --> 00:44:24,401
I mean, I'm down as fuck.
831
00:44:24,468 --> 00:44:25,836
Okay. Uh,
isn't that the point?
832
00:44:25,903 --> 00:44:26,904
No, no, no.
833
00:44:26,972 --> 00:44:28,439
You cannot interrupt the plot.
834
00:44:28,505 --> 00:44:30,240
If you want a strong female lead
835
00:44:30,307 --> 00:44:31,609
she has to have an objective.
836
00:44:31,675 --> 00:44:33,310
At least we should know
what she wants.
837
00:44:33,377 --> 00:44:35,813
Okay. [sighs] What do you
think she wants then?
838
00:44:35,879 --> 00:44:40,018
I don't know. I know she
doesn't want this life.
839
00:44:40,085 --> 00:44:41,752
So she wants to run away?
840
00:44:41,819 --> 00:44:43,621
She can't do that.
841
00:44:43,687 --> 00:44:46,289
Why?
She's a free person, right?
842
00:44:46,356 --> 00:44:49,592
She has a family.
There would be consequences.
843
00:44:49,659 --> 00:44:51,327
Right.
So it's about the money.
844
00:44:51,394 --> 00:44:52,762
Oh, that's the least of it.
845
00:44:52,829 --> 00:44:54,931
She would lose her friends,
opportunities.
846
00:44:54,999 --> 00:44:58,735
Her identity. Her whole world
would be torn apart.
847
00:44:58,801 --> 00:45:01,270
I don't know. It sounds to me
that she just needs to let go.
848
00:45:01,337 --> 00:45:03,506
- And some good dick!
- Maybe that as well.
849
00:45:03,573 --> 00:45:07,577
This show is not about
getting dick. Only.
850
00:45:08,611 --> 00:45:10,446
She needs to solve her dilemma.
851
00:45:10,513 --> 00:45:12,815
It's not like some
magic unicorn is gonna
852
00:45:12,882 --> 00:45:15,752
come down and make all her
wildest fantasies come true.
853
00:45:17,186 --> 00:45:19,188
Uh, what was that?
854
00:45:22,558 --> 00:45:24,761
Could be not the worst idea.
855
00:45:26,396 --> 00:45:27,797
Oh, no way.
856
00:45:27,864 --> 00:45:30,900
Hear me out.
Just... What about...
857
00:45:30,968 --> 00:45:33,569
Where the fuck am I
gonna get a horse?
858
00:45:33,636 --> 00:45:35,437
What about a caballito?
Like a tiny one.
859
00:45:35,504 --> 00:45:36,838
I don't have caballito budget.
860
00:45:36,905 --> 00:45:38,707
Wait. What... How... Okay,
what if you don't see it?
861
00:45:38,774 --> 00:45:40,175
What if you don't see the horse?
862
00:45:42,844 --> 00:45:44,546
No, that's not right.
863
00:45:46,748 --> 00:45:47,549
No.
864
00:45:47,616 --> 00:45:49,685
[Victor clears his throat]
865
00:45:49,751 --> 00:45:51,586
[sighs] How long have you
been standing there?
866
00:45:51,653 --> 00:45:54,890
- Long enough. May I?
- Yes.
867
00:45:59,494 --> 00:46:00,662
So you've worked with Max
868
00:46:00,729 --> 00:46:02,931
and this Roger dude a long time?
869
00:46:02,999 --> 00:46:05,200
All 18 wonderful years.
870
00:46:05,267 --> 00:46:07,003
Wow. So you must know
these friends
871
00:46:07,070 --> 00:46:08,203
that we're going to see tonight.
872
00:46:08,270 --> 00:46:09,638
What are they like?
873
00:46:09,705 --> 00:46:12,541
Hmm. They like things
to stay the same, sir.
874
00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:15,711
All right.
875
00:46:15,777 --> 00:46:18,447
How do I look? And don't
give me any bullshit answer.
876
00:46:19,881 --> 00:46:21,550
You know something...
877
00:46:22,484 --> 00:46:24,752
they'd just laugh at you
in a tie.
878
00:46:29,924 --> 00:46:32,259
[footsteps approaching]
879
00:46:33,427 --> 00:46:35,262
Holy shit.
880
00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:38,532
- What?
- You! That suit.
881
00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:40,936
You look incredibly expensive.
882
00:46:41,937 --> 00:46:43,939
You have no idea.
883
00:46:52,513 --> 00:46:54,615
[Zadie] One of the most
primal feelings
884
00:46:54,682 --> 00:46:57,885
human beings experience
is the desire to belong
885
00:46:57,953 --> 00:47:00,155
to feel connected
to other beings,
886
00:47:00,222 --> 00:47:02,157
and to be part of a tribe.
887
00:47:02,224 --> 00:47:04,059
In fact, brain scans have shown
888
00:47:04,126 --> 00:47:06,627
that social rejection
creates virtually
889
00:47:06,694 --> 00:47:09,231
identical brain activity
as physical assault.
890
00:47:09,296 --> 00:47:10,931
Mike didn't know that...
891
00:47:10,999 --> 00:47:13,000
but he knew dancing could
bring people together.
892
00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:16,003
Even if some of those
people are snobs.
893
00:47:16,070 --> 00:47:18,571
And he knew
that Victor was right,
894
00:47:18,638 --> 00:47:20,540
they would have laughed
at him in a tie.
895
00:47:26,113 --> 00:47:28,381
[Bill] And he says, "Now
that's how you wave a towel!"
896
00:47:28,448 --> 00:47:30,050
[group laughs]
897
00:47:30,117 --> 00:47:31,618
[jazz music plays on speakers]
898
00:47:31,684 --> 00:47:34,088
[Alice] Anyways, so, give us
the latest gossip, Max.
899
00:47:34,155 --> 00:47:37,423
- Yeah, go on.
- And don't hold back a lick.
900
00:47:37,490 --> 00:47:39,559
You know
I don't hold back my licks.
901
00:47:39,626 --> 00:47:41,628
- [group laughs]
- True.
902
00:47:41,694 --> 00:47:43,563
But there's nothing for me
to tell you.
903
00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:45,032
You already know everything...
904
00:47:45,099 --> 00:47:48,501
since you double agents
are all talking to Roger.
905
00:47:48,568 --> 00:47:49,702
- Oh, come on.
- That's not true.
906
00:47:49,769 --> 00:47:51,437
- That's not true.
- I'm offended.
907
00:47:51,504 --> 00:47:52,973
Last I heard,
908
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,142
he had at least broken it off
with the girl. So...
909
00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:58,511
And so, she should just run
back to him then, should she?
910
00:47:58,578 --> 00:48:00,446
No, that's not
what I'm implying.
911
00:48:00,513 --> 00:48:02,215
I'm just... You know,
it's something, isn't it?
912
00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:04,516
- It takes time, Bill.
- Of course.
913
00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:06,119
Or have you forgotten?
914
00:48:06,186 --> 00:48:07,820
Ooh, hello.
[slight chuckle]
915
00:48:07,886 --> 00:48:11,557
Thank you for your concern,
but you must know that...
916
00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:15,427
I'm the happiest
I've ever been in my life.
917
00:48:15,494 --> 00:48:16,929
Oh, that's really good to hear.
918
00:48:16,996 --> 00:48:18,097
[Phoebe] Oh, rubbish.
919
00:48:18,164 --> 00:48:19,698
[Robert laughs] Phoebe!
920
00:48:19,765 --> 00:48:23,002
He can do whatever he wants,
and so can I.
921
00:48:23,069 --> 00:48:24,570
- Yeah.
- How modern.
922
00:48:24,636 --> 00:48:26,605
But what does that actually
mean for the divorce?
923
00:48:26,672 --> 00:48:28,041
The divorce. The divorce.
924
00:48:28,107 --> 00:48:30,609
Don't you have something else
to talk about?
925
00:48:30,676 --> 00:48:33,445
I mean, besides, uh,
Bill jokes. Let's have fun.
926
00:48:33,512 --> 00:48:34,948
Mike, why don't you tell them...
927
00:48:35,014 --> 00:48:36,748
- I was just telling...
- Wait, no, listen to this.
928
00:48:36,815 --> 00:48:39,252
You have to hear his vision
for Isabel Ascendant.
929
00:48:39,319 --> 00:48:40,485
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yes.
930
00:48:40,552 --> 00:48:42,521
Uh, yeah. Well, I mean,
931
00:48:42,588 --> 00:48:44,556
as we were talking about
we think it's, uh...
932
00:48:44,623 --> 00:48:46,159
it's very important to honor,
933
00:48:46,226 --> 00:48:48,594
uh, the original
source material.
934
00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:50,330
Yeah, but to do that properly...
935
00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:54,432
And say no more.
It has to be a surprise.
936
00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:55,833
- Right.
- Okay.
937
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,336
[Phoebe] It's so smart
to revive a classic.
938
00:48:57,401 --> 00:48:58,436
[Robert] Absolutely.
939
00:48:58,502 --> 00:48:59,670
That is very hot right now.
940
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:01,139
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, I don't know
941
00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:03,208
if I would exactly call it
a classic revival...
942
00:49:03,275 --> 00:49:04,742
uh, Phoebe, but I...
943
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:06,510
You know, the way that I think
we were looking at it is
944
00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:07,645
that it really needed to be
stripped down,
945
00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:08,746
oiled, and spanked.
946
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:11,250
[Max chuckles, speaks Spanish]
947
00:49:11,316 --> 00:49:14,353
No. No.
948
00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:16,355
[in English]
He loves metaphors.
949
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:19,057
So Mike, is there a vibrant
theatrical community in Miami?
950
00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:20,458
Yeah, for the right amount
of dollars
951
00:49:20,524 --> 00:49:21,492
I think you can have as vibrant
952
00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:22,593
of a time as you would like.
953
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,162
[group laughs]
954
00:49:24,229 --> 00:49:26,564
I imagine you've done a lot
of work with Art Basel.
955
00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:28,799
No, no. I don't... Who's that?
I don't know him.
956
00:49:31,370 --> 00:49:32,803
[Max and group laugh]
957
00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:34,472
- Come on, guys.
- [Bill] Oh, my God.
958
00:49:34,538 --> 00:49:37,976
Of course, I know Art Basel.
It's the most famous art fair.
959
00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:40,211
It happens in my city
every single year.
960
00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:42,913
- Wow. Your face just now...
- [group laughs]
961
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,216
Well, I mean, if the show's
anything like him,
962
00:49:45,283 --> 00:49:46,650
count me in.
963
00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:48,352
You better talk to him
while you can because
964
00:49:48,418 --> 00:49:52,756
he's about to get super famous
and super unavailable.
965
00:49:52,822 --> 00:49:53,924
Wow.
966
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,092
Well, that's quite
a build-up. [chuckles]
967
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,327
That's a deal.
968
00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:58,129
I don't know about all that,
but yes.
969
00:49:58,195 --> 00:49:59,363
[Bill laughs]
970
00:49:59,429 --> 00:50:01,731
She is looking unusually
radiant tonight.
971
00:50:01,798 --> 00:50:03,000
[group makes agreement noises]
972
00:50:03,067 --> 00:50:04,834
Yeah, I guess, um...
I don't know.
973
00:50:04,901 --> 00:50:08,072
It must be good for the soul,
the whole divorce.
974
00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:11,474
- [chuckles] Divorce.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
975
00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:12,742
Yeah, I'm... What?
976
00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:14,345
Do you guys
have a different word
977
00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:15,712
for the ending
of a marriage here?
978
00:50:15,779 --> 00:50:18,182
Uh, yeah. When it's untrue.
Yeah. [chuckles]
979
00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:20,284
I mean, yes, they have an
agreement at the moment.
980
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:21,584
Yeah.
981
00:50:21,651 --> 00:50:23,787
But, I mean, that family pre-nup
982
00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:25,323
is going to take a decade
to litigate.
983
00:50:25,389 --> 00:50:26,623
[Robert] Exactly.
984
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:27,691
Plus she knows
that at the end of it
985
00:50:27,757 --> 00:50:28,824
she'll get absolutely nothing.
986
00:50:28,891 --> 00:50:30,293
- Which she'll hate.
- Yeah.
987
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,794
What she needs is to be
able to stay with him,
988
00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:34,563
but not actually be with him.
989
00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:36,232
That would be the golden ticket.
990
00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:37,599
I wish you had gotten up,
991
00:50:37,666 --> 00:50:39,702
and really taken
your clothes off.
992
00:50:39,768 --> 00:50:40,937
Okay, let's go back there.
993
00:50:41,004 --> 00:50:42,471
I'll take my clothes off
right now.
994
00:50:42,538 --> 00:50:43,572
I would have loved
to see their faces.
995
00:50:43,639 --> 00:50:44,975
- Yeah.
- They are so fake.
996
00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:46,809
They are the fakest people
I know.
997
00:50:46,875 --> 00:50:50,646
I think the only person that
is real in my life is Zadie.
998
00:50:50,713 --> 00:50:52,382
She's about as real
as it gets at times.
999
00:50:52,449 --> 00:50:54,250
Yes. She'll tell you
what she thinks.
1000
00:50:55,551 --> 00:50:57,220
What about you, Mike?
1001
00:50:59,022 --> 00:51:00,423
Are you real?
1002
00:51:00,489 --> 00:51:03,525
What do you mean, am I real?
Am I... Do you think I'm real?
1003
00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:05,661
I don't know.
1004
00:51:07,063 --> 00:51:11,267
You know, sometimes
you kind of feel like a dream.
1005
00:51:11,935 --> 00:51:13,269
Hmm.
1006
00:51:13,336 --> 00:51:15,238
I mean, you look like a dream.
1007
00:51:15,305 --> 00:51:16,505
Mm-hmm.
1008
00:51:18,573 --> 00:51:20,275
You smell like a dream.
1009
00:51:20,342 --> 00:51:21,542
Mm-hmm.
1010
00:51:23,345 --> 00:51:25,580
You taste like a dream.
1011
00:51:32,553 --> 00:51:35,690
Wait. I just want
to make sure. Listen.
1012
00:51:35,757 --> 00:51:37,692
No, it's okay.
No. I get it. I get it.
1013
00:51:37,759 --> 00:51:39,194
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
1014
00:51:39,261 --> 00:51:41,096
- That was really stupid.
- No, I just...
1015
00:51:41,163 --> 00:51:42,663
No, I just want to tell you...
No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't...
1016
00:51:42,730 --> 00:51:44,066
You know what? I'm sorry,
I'm just so drunk.
1017
00:51:44,133 --> 00:51:45,600
- [slight chuckle]
- I shouldn't have stopped...
1018
00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:47,002
What? You had, like,
one glass of wine.
1019
00:51:47,069 --> 00:51:48,137
No, look, that was my fault.
That was my...
1020
00:51:48,203 --> 00:51:49,338
Are you saying I'm crazy?
1021
00:51:49,405 --> 00:51:50,605
No, I'm definitely not
saying you're crazy.
1022
00:51:50,671 --> 00:51:52,107
Are you telling me I'm crazy?
1023
00:51:52,174 --> 00:51:53,541
I'm saying I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to stop you.
1024
00:51:53,608 --> 00:51:54,876
Well, this was
uncalled for so...
1025
00:51:54,943 --> 00:51:56,178
obviously if I'm not drunk,
I'm crazy.
1026
00:51:56,245 --> 00:51:57,612
I didn't mean to stop you.
Come here.
1027
00:51:57,678 --> 00:51:58,981
Stop. Hey... Max, stop.
I'm sorry.
1028
00:51:59,048 --> 00:52:00,249
And I'm not crazy.
I am very drunk actually.
1029
00:52:00,315 --> 00:52:02,151
Stop. Stop. Listen to my...
1030
00:52:02,217 --> 00:52:04,420
No, you stop.
I don't want to listen to you.
1031
00:52:04,486 --> 00:52:08,688
Right now, anything that you
say to me is gonna be wrong.
1032
00:52:10,024 --> 00:52:13,693
I already said I'm sorry.
Okay? I get it. I get it.
1033
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,964
You don't have to like,
rub it in.
1034
00:52:17,031 --> 00:52:18,032
All right.
1035
00:52:18,099 --> 00:52:20,767
No pity talking or anything.
I get it.
1036
00:52:26,274 --> 00:52:30,078
Can you put some music on,
Victor?
1037
00:52:33,247 --> 00:52:35,049
["Steal Away" by Robbie
Dupree plays on radio]
1038
00:52:35,116 --> 00:52:36,583
[sighs]
1039
00:52:39,053 --> 00:52:42,957
♪ Why don't we steal away ♪
1040
00:52:43,024 --> 00:52:44,891
♪ Into the night ♪
1041
00:52:46,928 --> 00:52:48,996
♪ I know it ain't right ♪
1042
00:52:59,106 --> 00:53:01,740
[speaking with British accent]
Oh, hello. Good morning.
1043
00:53:01,807 --> 00:53:03,043
Good morning.
1044
00:53:03,110 --> 00:53:04,777
What are you doing up so early?
1045
00:53:04,844 --> 00:53:06,679
I'm writing a novel.
1046
00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:09,815
- A novel?
- Mm-hmm.
1047
00:53:09,882 --> 00:53:12,718
They make you write novels
in school over here?
1048
00:53:12,785 --> 00:53:14,887
Do you assume that
because of my age
1049
00:53:14,955 --> 00:53:15,956
I only have the mental capacity
1050
00:53:16,022 --> 00:53:17,656
to write a novel for school?
1051
00:53:17,723 --> 00:53:20,393
No, I just don't know anyone
that's ever written a novel.
1052
00:53:21,461 --> 00:53:23,029
What is it about?
1053
00:53:23,096 --> 00:53:26,466
It's about some people who
know each other and do things.
1054
00:53:26,533 --> 00:53:28,401
It's about every time I draw
1055
00:53:28,468 --> 00:53:30,937
another gentrified breath
into my helpless body.
1056
00:53:31,004 --> 00:53:33,672
And it's about 40 pages.
1057
00:53:33,739 --> 00:53:35,308
That's a good amount of pages.
1058
00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:36,376
It is.
1059
00:53:36,443 --> 00:53:37,710
How many are you gonna go for?
1060
00:53:38,445 --> 00:53:40,080
A few more.
1061
00:53:40,147 --> 00:53:42,048
- What's up, Vic?
- Yeah, right.
1062
00:53:44,017 --> 00:53:46,784
[whispers] What? What?
Why is he like that?
1063
00:53:46,851 --> 00:53:49,588
If he acts like he likes you,
he hates you.
1064
00:53:49,654 --> 00:53:51,223
And if he acts like
he hates you...
1065
00:53:51,290 --> 00:53:55,094
it's a sign of respect because
he actually does hate you.
1066
00:53:55,161 --> 00:53:58,531
Yeah, that's not helpful.
Why doesn't he just quit?
1067
00:53:58,597 --> 00:54:01,900
Same reason you don't quit.
Systemic economic inequality.
1068
00:54:03,169 --> 00:54:06,238
Speaking of, have you seen
Maxandra this morning?
1069
00:54:06,305 --> 00:54:08,740
No. And why do you
call her that?
1070
00:54:08,806 --> 00:54:09,975
You know she hates it.
1071
00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:11,310
She brought me
from an orphanage,
1072
00:54:11,377 --> 00:54:13,012
saying "mother"
would feel like a lie.
1073
00:54:13,078 --> 00:54:15,713
Come on.
That's a little strong.
1074
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:17,782
Look, she's doing
the best she can.
1075
00:54:17,849 --> 00:54:19,784
And she loves
the shit out of you.
1076
00:54:19,851 --> 00:54:21,387
I think the real question is
1077
00:54:21,453 --> 00:54:23,255
why do you love
the shit out of her?
1078
00:54:26,325 --> 00:54:28,793
Love is a really,
really big word, Zadie.
1079
00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:30,795
And, look, the truth is
1080
00:54:30,862 --> 00:54:33,531
no one's believed in me
like your mom has, so I...
1081
00:54:33,598 --> 00:54:36,501
- Zadie?
- Hi, Roger.
1082
00:54:36,568 --> 00:54:37,868
Hello, dear.
1083
00:54:37,936 --> 00:54:40,038
[mouths] That's your...
1084
00:54:40,104 --> 00:54:44,309
- Is your mother around?
- Maxandra is upstairs.
1085
00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:46,211
And who's this?
1086
00:54:46,277 --> 00:54:47,478
This is Mike.
1087
00:54:47,545 --> 00:54:50,548
Mike is the new director
for Isabel Ascendant.
1088
00:54:50,615 --> 00:54:53,084
- Ah, right.
- What's up?
1089
00:54:53,685 --> 00:54:54,885
Roger Rattigan.
1090
00:54:54,953 --> 00:54:57,655
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
1091
00:54:57,721 --> 00:54:58,889
I hope Max didn't schedule
1092
00:54:58,957 --> 00:55:00,391
to meet both of us
at the same time.
1093
00:55:01,659 --> 00:55:03,528
- He's staying here.
- Ah.
1094
00:55:03,595 --> 00:55:06,931
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, no conflict then.
1095
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:09,067
No.
1096
00:55:09,133 --> 00:55:11,402
I hope the theater itself
has treated you well thus far.
1097
00:55:11,469 --> 00:55:13,770
Oh, she's been a pleasure
to be inside of.
1098
00:55:13,837 --> 00:55:15,173
[Roger] It's got such
a wonderful feel.
1099
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:16,608
I'm looking forward to seeing
1100
00:55:16,674 --> 00:55:17,874
how you improve such a classic.
1101
00:55:17,942 --> 00:55:20,278
I can't wait for you
to experience it.
1102
00:55:24,448 --> 00:55:26,450
It's a little rough, so be nice.
1103
00:55:26,516 --> 00:55:27,517
Okay.
1104
00:55:27,584 --> 00:55:29,086
- Woods.
- Sound. Go.
1105
00:55:29,152 --> 00:55:31,355
["Mercy" by Jacob Banks
plays over speakers]
1106
00:55:32,522 --> 00:55:34,992
♪ Followed your name ♪
1107
00:55:35,058 --> 00:55:37,694
♪ Into the wild ♪
1108
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,997
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1109
00:55:40,063 --> 00:55:43,033
♪ Showed you my shame ♪
1110
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:44,867
♪ I ran a mile ♪
1111
00:55:46,236 --> 00:55:49,673
♪ I sing your lullaby ♪
1112
00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:51,608
♪ Your melodies ♪
1113
00:55:51,675 --> 00:55:52,875
♪ Like a symphony ♪
1114
00:55:52,943 --> 00:55:54,777
[dancers cheer approval]
1115
00:55:55,845 --> 00:55:58,215
♪ We burn the same ♪
1116
00:55:58,282 --> 00:56:00,450
♪ Inside a fire ♪
1117
00:56:01,917 --> 00:56:05,222
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1118
00:56:05,289 --> 00:56:07,457
- ♪ Mercy on me ♪
- [dancers cheer]
1119
00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:12,861
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1120
00:56:12,928 --> 00:56:15,164
♪ Mercy on me ♪
1121
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:20,603
♪ I drank your holy water ♪
1122
00:56:20,670 --> 00:56:22,271
♪ Your liberty ♪
1123
00:56:22,338 --> 00:56:24,240
♪ Your make-believe ♪
1124
00:56:25,107 --> 00:56:27,410
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1125
00:56:28,477 --> 00:56:30,479
♪ Mercy on me ♪
1126
00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:50,599
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1127
00:56:51,567 --> 00:56:52,668
♪ Mercy ♪
1128
00:56:52,735 --> 00:56:54,570
[dancers cheer]
1129
00:56:55,805 --> 00:56:58,474
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1130
00:56:59,141 --> 00:57:00,608
♪ Mercy ♪
1131
00:57:06,014 --> 00:57:09,484
Bravo. Bravo.
1132
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:13,121
Bravo. Bellissimo.
Now that is class.
1133
00:57:13,188 --> 00:57:15,323
Yeah. No, that was great.
1134
00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:17,559
Um, yeah,
I got to figure out, uh...
1135
00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:18,859
where it goes in the show.
1136
00:57:18,927 --> 00:57:22,030
Uh, but, yeah,
it was... It was great.
1137
00:57:22,097 --> 00:57:24,099
All right, Harry, let's go.
1138
00:57:24,165 --> 00:57:25,700
["Permission" by Ro James
plays over speakers]
1139
00:57:25,767 --> 00:57:26,768
Give it to her.
1140
00:57:26,835 --> 00:57:28,169
♪ Oh ♪
1141
00:57:30,071 --> 00:57:31,373
Take your time, boy.
1142
00:57:32,340 --> 00:57:33,208
Show her.
1143
00:57:33,274 --> 00:57:36,811
♪ With your permission ♪
1144
00:57:36,877 --> 00:57:40,782
♪ I just wanna spend
a little time with you ♪
1145
00:57:40,849 --> 00:57:42,083
Yep.
1146
00:57:42,951 --> 00:57:44,152
That's it.
1147
00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:47,589
Hey, give her the business.
1148
00:57:49,889 --> 00:57:53,293
♪ Tonight I wanna be
a little me on you ♪
1149
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,461
Uh, uh.
1150
00:57:55,129 --> 00:57:56,964
Uh-oh. [laughs]
1151
00:57:58,932 --> 00:58:01,301
♪ With your permission ♪
1152
00:58:02,803 --> 00:58:05,939
♪ I wanna spend the night
sippin' on you ♪
1153
00:58:08,108 --> 00:58:11,378
That's it. That's it.
All right, sick.
1154
00:58:11,445 --> 00:58:13,881
Look, I mean, you can't
dance any better than that.
1155
00:58:13,947 --> 00:58:15,249
That's perfect.
1156
00:58:15,315 --> 00:58:16,784
I mean, the only...
If I had a little note
1157
00:58:16,850 --> 00:58:18,585
it would just be
this specific dance
1158
00:58:18,652 --> 00:58:21,288
is a little more like fucking
than dancing.
1159
00:58:21,355 --> 00:58:23,924
And you know, look, the song
is called "Permission,"
1160
00:58:23,991 --> 00:58:25,159
so once you get permission
1161
00:58:25,225 --> 00:58:26,827
you got to keep it,
and you got to...
1162
00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:29,163
The only way to do that is to
keep a connection with her.
1163
00:58:29,229 --> 00:58:30,564
Here, watch. Look, see if you
can see the difference.
1164
00:58:30,631 --> 00:58:32,332
["Permission" by Ro James
plays over speakers]
1165
00:58:32,399 --> 00:58:34,001
Like, literally you don't even
have to dance at all.
1166
00:58:35,035 --> 00:58:36,136
- Hi.
- Hey.
1167
00:58:36,203 --> 00:58:37,837
- Can I touch you?
- Of course.
1168
00:58:37,904 --> 00:58:39,972
- Yeah? You sure?
- Yeah.
1169
00:58:40,039 --> 00:58:42,308
♪ With your permission ♪
1170
00:58:43,843 --> 00:58:47,814
♪ I just wanna spend
a little time with you ♪
1171
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,682
[dancers cheer encouragement]
1172
00:58:52,418 --> 00:58:54,654
♪ With your permission ♪
1173
00:58:56,622 --> 00:59:00,426
♪ Tonight I wanna be
a little me on you ♪
1174
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,496
♪ Aw, yeah ♪
1175
00:59:05,298 --> 00:59:08,134
♪ With your permission ♪
1176
00:59:09,702 --> 00:59:13,706
♪ I wanna spend the night
sippin' on you ♪
1177
00:59:13,773 --> 00:59:17,577
♪ You know what I'm talking
about baby, yeah ♪
1178
00:59:19,712 --> 00:59:22,248
Woody! Woody, Woody,
Woody, Woody.
1179
00:59:24,917 --> 00:59:26,785
I don't understand.
1180
00:59:26,852 --> 00:59:31,456
You have this beautiful
legendary stage...
1181
00:59:31,523 --> 00:59:34,392
but you're hovering
around the chair.
1182
00:59:35,494 --> 00:59:37,529
I mean, you can do the same...
1183
00:59:37,596 --> 00:59:39,264
[grunts]
1184
00:59:39,331 --> 00:59:41,766
over here, or your...
1185
00:59:41,833 --> 00:59:43,335
[grunts]
1186
00:59:43,401 --> 00:59:45,237
- over there.
- Mm-hmm.
1187
00:59:45,303 --> 00:59:47,272
No woman wants to be suffocated
1188
00:59:47,339 --> 00:59:48,874
by testículos.
1189
00:59:48,941 --> 00:59:49,942
That's fair.
1190
00:59:50,008 --> 00:59:51,476
It's nice to expand, you know?
1191
00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:53,378
Okay.
1192
00:59:54,913 --> 00:59:57,582
Less testiculars and expansion.
1193
00:59:58,183 --> 01:00:00,485
[sighs]
1194
01:00:00,552 --> 01:00:02,754
[electronic
instrumental music plays]
1195
01:00:02,821 --> 01:00:04,656
[no other sounds audible]
1196
01:00:36,587 --> 01:00:38,222
[Zadie] Some scholars
suggest that dance
1197
01:00:38,289 --> 01:00:39,857
once was a form of communication
1198
01:00:39,925 --> 01:00:43,260
as integral to our daily life
as eating or sleeping.
1199
01:00:43,327 --> 01:00:45,763
Traditionally,
tribal courtship dances
1200
01:00:45,829 --> 01:00:47,565
allowed dancers
of opposite sexes
1201
01:00:47,631 --> 01:00:49,567
to engage in socially acceptable
1202
01:00:49,633 --> 01:00:51,502
physical contact
before they were even
1203
01:00:51,569 --> 01:00:53,537
allowed to speak to one another.
1204
01:00:53,604 --> 01:00:55,372
Only when a leisure class began
1205
01:00:55,439 --> 01:00:57,943
to emerge out of early
economic development
1206
01:00:58,009 --> 01:00:59,176
did humans begin to view dance
1207
01:00:59,243 --> 01:01:00,444
as a source of pleasure apart
1208
01:01:00,511 --> 01:01:02,112
from its original purpose,
1209
01:01:02,179 --> 01:01:04,949
to bridge people together
from different worlds...
1210
01:01:05,015 --> 01:01:07,850
to heal wounds
when words would not suffice.
1211
01:01:14,959 --> 01:01:16,259
All right, you all ready?
1212
01:01:17,126 --> 01:01:18,561
Play back.
1213
01:01:18,628 --> 01:01:20,263
["All About You" by Jack
Rayner plays over speakers]
1214
01:01:28,072 --> 01:01:31,541
All right. Stop!
Stop the music! Stop!
1215
01:01:31,608 --> 01:01:34,811
Hey! Excuse me,
who the hell are you?
1216
01:01:36,913 --> 01:01:38,548
City of Westminster.
1217
01:01:38,615 --> 01:01:41,051
Historical Architecture
High Committee.
1218
01:01:41,117 --> 01:01:44,520
Well, I'm the owner of this
theater. Is there a problem?
1219
01:01:45,254 --> 01:01:46,856
Oh, I would think so.
1220
01:01:53,363 --> 01:01:54,663
Anything else?
1221
01:01:56,933 --> 01:01:58,567
You'll be hearing from us.
1222
01:02:03,438 --> 01:02:04,806
[whispers] We're fucked.
1223
01:02:07,809 --> 01:02:09,711
[Zadie] "The owner must obtain
written approval
1224
01:02:09,778 --> 01:02:11,613
to make material changes
to property.
1225
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,783
If changes be made without
approval or special exemption,
1226
01:02:14,850 --> 01:02:16,052
the owner must restore
1227
01:02:16,119 --> 01:02:17,586
the theater
to its original condition
1228
01:02:17,653 --> 01:02:20,689
and then file
for approval with the city."
1229
01:02:20,756 --> 01:02:23,392
This is Roger
trying to control me.
1230
01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:25,928
Even though we are separated
1231
01:02:25,995 --> 01:02:27,130
and in the middle of a divorce
1232
01:02:27,195 --> 01:02:29,231
because he fucked the assistant.
1233
01:02:32,634 --> 01:02:33,535
I'm sorry, baby,
1234
01:02:33,602 --> 01:02:35,270
but it's not like it's a secret.
1235
01:02:36,371 --> 01:02:38,340
What if we just do it anyway?
1236
01:02:38,407 --> 01:02:40,208
I mean, what are they
really gonna do?
1237
01:02:40,275 --> 01:02:41,743
"Failure to comply will result
1238
01:02:41,810 --> 01:02:43,844
in a fine of 10,000 pounds
per day...
1239
01:02:43,911 --> 01:02:47,082
and/or seizure of the property
by the City."
1240
01:02:47,149 --> 01:02:48,783
Even if I pay the fine,
1241
01:02:48,849 --> 01:02:51,719
he'll find a way to exert
pressure on these people
1242
01:02:51,786 --> 01:02:53,621
and force them
to bend the rules.
1243
01:02:53,688 --> 01:02:55,289
That's just the way he operates.
1244
01:02:55,356 --> 01:02:56,724
- Isn't it, Victor?
- Well, in my opinion...
1245
01:02:56,791 --> 01:02:58,459
We have to go
all the way to the top
1246
01:02:58,526 --> 01:03:00,728
because our freedom
is an illusion.
1247
01:03:00,795 --> 01:03:02,563
Yes, see when you start
with no rights at all...
1248
01:03:02,630 --> 01:03:04,465
So who is this person
we need to seduce
1249
01:03:04,532 --> 01:03:05,766
and get them on our side?
1250
01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:08,369
I.e., the definition
of corruption.
1251
01:03:09,370 --> 01:03:10,905
Zadie, baby...
1252
01:03:12,373 --> 01:03:13,741
you should know that the law
1253
01:03:13,808 --> 01:03:15,576
is useless when you're dealing
1254
01:03:15,643 --> 01:03:18,245
with entrenched
male power structures.
1255
01:03:18,312 --> 01:03:20,648
- Not all male.
- What do you mean?
1256
01:03:20,715 --> 01:03:22,150
Edna Eaglebauer.
1257
01:03:22,216 --> 01:03:23,584
As the chairwoman,
1258
01:03:23,651 --> 01:03:24,885
she has the power
to grant a special exemption.
1259
01:03:24,953 --> 01:03:27,488
Hey, Z, what else
do we know about Edna?
1260
01:03:29,724 --> 01:03:31,891
[typing]
1261
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,130
[Zadie] Um, not much about her
on Google.
1262
01:03:36,197 --> 01:03:37,630
Housing records indicate
1263
01:03:37,697 --> 01:03:38,966
she's most likely single
and lives alone.
1264
01:03:39,033 --> 01:03:40,800
[Mike] That's promising.
1265
01:03:40,867 --> 01:03:43,336
[Zadie] Um, she's got
no presence on social media.
1266
01:03:43,403 --> 01:03:46,873
Asides her bio
on the council website.
1267
01:03:46,941 --> 01:03:49,909
[Max] Check if she has
a pet or a hobby.
1268
01:03:52,445 --> 01:03:53,847
[Zadie] Not that I can tell.
She's a ghost.
1269
01:03:53,914 --> 01:03:58,953
[electronic
instrumental music plays]
1270
01:03:59,019 --> 01:04:01,387
[no other sounds audible]
1271
01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:49,701
[Jackson] I'll tell you what...
1272
01:04:49,768 --> 01:04:50,702
this bird's got to have
a heart of stone
1273
01:04:50,769 --> 01:04:52,404
to shut down Swan Lake.
1274
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,573
Maybe, but everybody
wants something.
1275
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,875
We just got to keep looking.
1276
01:04:56,943 --> 01:04:59,711
What if she didn't even know
what she wants?
1277
01:04:59,778 --> 01:05:01,513
Well, that never stopped men
1278
01:05:01,580 --> 01:05:03,917
from coming up
with the wrong answer.
1279
01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:05,584
Come on, guys,
give me something.
1280
01:05:05,651 --> 01:05:06,953
Victor, don't just sit there.
1281
01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:08,687
I'll murder her
for the right price.
1282
01:05:08,754 --> 01:05:10,354
That might be the best idea.
1283
01:05:10,421 --> 01:05:11,622
But, look, this feels like
1284
01:05:11,689 --> 01:05:13,524
a woman's perspective
sort of a thing.
1285
01:05:13,591 --> 01:05:15,793
Like what did you want
before Miami?
1286
01:05:15,860 --> 01:05:17,695
I just wanted to escape my life.
1287
01:05:19,932 --> 01:05:21,732
But then...
1288
01:05:21,799 --> 01:05:26,804
someone came along and
gave me this unexpected
1289
01:05:26,871 --> 01:05:33,178
magical moment that made
me remember who I really was.
1290
01:05:33,245 --> 01:05:35,113
It was like a little treasure.
1291
01:05:35,180 --> 01:05:37,916
Okay, so we need to figure out
who Edna was before
1292
01:05:37,983 --> 01:05:40,585
she became a bureaucrat
and tap into that then.
1293
01:05:41,886 --> 01:05:42,921
That's it!
1294
01:06:30,667 --> 01:06:33,170
[orchestral music playing;
no other sounds audible]
1295
01:06:58,128 --> 01:06:59,129
[tiny bell rings]
1296
01:07:22,685 --> 01:07:24,921
[deep breath]
1297
01:07:24,988 --> 01:07:26,755
[Max] I don't understand why
you don't want "Suavemente."
1298
01:07:26,822 --> 01:07:28,258
[Mike] I don't think... No.
I love "Suavemente."
1299
01:07:28,325 --> 01:07:29,725
[Max] It's a great song.
1300
01:07:29,792 --> 01:07:30,961
- It's a different beat.
- It is great. I agree.
1301
01:07:31,027 --> 01:07:32,528
We just don't need it right now.
1302
01:07:32,594 --> 01:07:33,796
Look, it... Look,
hear me out. It's Isabel...
1303
01:07:33,862 --> 01:07:35,098
Unicorn, "Champagne,"
"Sex Machine..."
1304
01:07:35,165 --> 01:07:36,664
- Oh, trust me...
- "Permission," "Suits."
1305
01:07:36,731 --> 01:07:37,699
I know it by heart.
And you know what's more
1306
01:07:37,765 --> 01:07:39,001
important than "Suavemente"?
1307
01:07:39,068 --> 01:07:40,702
We still don't have
a grand finale.
1308
01:07:40,768 --> 01:07:42,037
Well, great. We'll make one.
It's a group number.
1309
01:07:42,104 --> 01:07:43,738
Most important part
of the whole show.
1310
01:07:43,805 --> 01:07:44,539
And then everybody
will dance out into the crowd.
1311
01:07:44,605 --> 01:07:45,941
It'll be amazing.
1312
01:07:46,008 --> 01:07:48,277
- Oh, that's so random.
- Why is that random?
1313
01:07:48,344 --> 01:07:49,345
Everybody dancing in the crowd.
1314
01:07:49,411 --> 01:07:50,611
We've done that already.
1315
01:07:50,678 --> 01:07:51,779
It's got to be
something different,
1316
01:07:51,846 --> 01:07:53,415
something personal.
1317
01:07:53,481 --> 01:07:54,749
They're all good and personal,
1318
01:07:54,816 --> 01:07:55,985
and they're there
for a reason. I don't...
1319
01:07:56,051 --> 01:07:57,785
Why are you doing this
right now?
1320
01:07:57,852 --> 01:08:00,122
Why are you making it, like,
we don't have a good show?
1321
01:08:00,189 --> 01:08:03,258
I know. You should be
dancing in it.
1322
01:08:03,325 --> 01:08:05,860
You have lost your mind.
What are you talking about?
1323
01:08:05,928 --> 01:08:07,262
I'm not dancing in the show.
1324
01:08:07,329 --> 01:08:08,896
Why are you saying no
to everything I say?
1325
01:08:08,964 --> 01:08:10,299
- I'm not saying no.
- Have you noticed that?
1326
01:08:10,366 --> 01:08:12,167
I've said yes on every
single part of the show.
1327
01:08:12,234 --> 01:08:15,670
We need something climactic,
different, something personal.
1328
01:08:15,737 --> 01:08:17,905
Great, then do
something personal.
1329
01:08:17,973 --> 01:08:19,274
Give me something
that I don't know about you.
1330
01:08:19,341 --> 01:08:21,477
Why is it about me?
This is about women.
1331
01:08:21,542 --> 01:08:22,911
You're a woman. I'm not.
1332
01:08:22,978 --> 01:08:24,380
I'm not gonna be dancing
in the show.
1333
01:08:24,446 --> 01:08:25,712
Why don't you make it personal?
1334
01:08:25,779 --> 01:08:27,148
Well, do whatever you want.
1335
01:08:27,215 --> 01:08:28,950
Do the thing that you and
Antonio have been making.
1336
01:08:29,017 --> 01:08:31,319
It's great.
That's personal, ain't it?
1337
01:08:31,386 --> 01:08:33,354
[Max] Hey, it's your show.
1338
01:08:33,421 --> 01:08:35,189
Give me something that's yours.
1339
01:08:35,256 --> 01:08:36,924
Open up.
1340
01:08:36,991 --> 01:08:39,060
- [Mike] I did.
- When?
1341
01:08:39,127 --> 01:08:40,861
[Mike] The whole...
This whole time.
1342
01:08:40,928 --> 01:08:42,196
And if you haven't seen it,
1343
01:08:42,263 --> 01:08:43,931
I don't know
what to tell you about it.
1344
01:08:43,998 --> 01:08:45,299
Well, I don't know what
to tell you about it since
1345
01:08:45,366 --> 01:08:47,667
I tried to kiss you
and you pulled away.
1346
01:08:47,734 --> 01:08:49,636
You don't know how to open up.
1347
01:08:49,703 --> 01:08:51,372
That's why you need
the "Suavemente."
1348
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:55,309
Oh! Still waiting for passing
trade, you nosy fuck!
1349
01:08:55,376 --> 01:08:58,545
[groans in frustration]
Your turn; he's impossible.
1350
01:09:05,552 --> 01:09:07,188
[Mike sighs]
1351
01:09:09,823 --> 01:09:11,059
[Victor clears throat]
1352
01:09:15,395 --> 01:09:16,862
Yes, Victor?
1353
01:09:16,930 --> 01:09:18,432
I did not say anything.
1354
01:09:18,498 --> 01:09:20,333
Yeah. Yeah. You're always
saying something in your head.
1355
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,734
Just say it out loud, man.
1356
01:09:21,801 --> 01:09:23,903
[Victor sighs]
1357
01:09:23,970 --> 01:09:26,907
You see, the problem with Max is
1358
01:09:26,973 --> 01:09:29,342
she tends to
overcomplicate things.
1359
01:09:29,409 --> 01:09:30,810
[chuckles] Yeah.
1360
01:09:30,876 --> 01:09:33,046
Especially when she knows
exactly what she wants.
1361
01:09:33,113 --> 01:09:35,282
And she knows exactly
what she wants
1362
01:09:35,348 --> 01:09:36,682
when it comes to you.
1363
01:09:41,955 --> 01:09:43,756
Why do you work for her?
1364
01:09:43,823 --> 01:09:45,758
You could easily work for Roger.
1365
01:09:46,859 --> 01:09:48,761
She's got bigger balls.
1366
01:09:50,464 --> 01:09:51,797
[door opens]
1367
01:09:52,698 --> 01:09:53,934
Listen, motherfucker.
1368
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,335
- I rest my case.
- Yeah.
1369
01:09:55,402 --> 01:09:56,769
You better make up your mind
1370
01:09:56,836 --> 01:09:58,071
because you're driving me crazy.
1371
01:09:58,138 --> 01:09:59,406
Oh, just... Yeah,
you're driving me crazy.
1372
01:09:59,473 --> 01:10:00,639
What are you doing?
1373
01:10:00,706 --> 01:10:01,908
Just stop.
1374
01:10:01,975 --> 01:10:04,443
- Okay, just shut up.
- No, you stop.
1375
01:10:04,510 --> 01:10:06,545
You shut up.
1376
01:10:06,611 --> 01:10:09,281
I just want a happy ending.
1377
01:10:09,348 --> 01:10:12,952
[speaking Spanish]
1378
01:10:13,018 --> 01:10:15,454
[whispers] You're an insane
person. You know that, right?
1379
01:10:15,521 --> 01:10:16,821
[Max] Mm-hmm.
1380
01:10:16,888 --> 01:10:19,024
[speaking Spanish]
1381
01:10:22,794 --> 01:10:25,030
[singing in Spanish]
1382
01:10:25,097 --> 01:10:29,667
[both singing "Suavemente"]
1383
01:10:32,271 --> 01:10:36,008
["Suavemente" by Elvis Crespo
plays over speakers]
1384
01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:46,986
[Zadie] Given the debate
and confusion
1385
01:10:47,052 --> 01:10:49,155
around the word
"love" generally...
1386
01:10:49,221 --> 01:10:51,589
what are we to make
of the word "love"
1387
01:10:51,655 --> 01:10:53,391
in the context of dancing?
1388
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:55,960
If you love dancing
with someone,
1389
01:10:56,027 --> 01:10:58,563
does that mean on some level
that you love them?
1390
01:10:58,630 --> 01:11:01,966
What other feelings are
exchanged during a dance?
1391
01:11:02,033 --> 01:11:04,402
Can you dance with someone
you don't trust?
1392
01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:07,472
Should you trust someone
just because they can dance?
1393
01:11:07,539 --> 01:11:10,041
Max and Mike weren't
thinking about this,
1394
01:11:10,108 --> 01:11:11,643
but they should have been.
1395
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:13,144
[Edna] Stop the music!
1396
01:11:13,211 --> 01:11:15,947
Stop the music!
Stop the music.
1397
01:11:16,915 --> 01:11:18,483
- Edna?
- Edna?
1398
01:11:18,550 --> 01:11:20,351
I am so sorry, Ms. Mendoza.
1399
01:11:20,418 --> 01:11:21,852
I am so deeply sorry
1400
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:24,522
to each and every one of you
beautiful creatures.
1401
01:11:24,589 --> 01:11:25,789
Sorry for what?
1402
01:11:25,856 --> 01:11:27,592
Height restrictions
for stage risers.
1403
01:11:27,659 --> 01:11:29,127
Apparently, your new stage
1404
01:11:29,194 --> 01:11:30,662
is three quarters of an inch
too high.
1405
01:11:30,727 --> 01:11:32,163
Your exemption has been denied.
1406
01:11:32,230 --> 01:11:34,831
You're to shut down immediately.
1407
01:11:34,898 --> 01:11:36,968
But you had already approved it!
1408
01:11:37,035 --> 01:11:40,938
I got a call from an
MP's office. It's law. [sighs]
1409
01:11:41,004 --> 01:11:42,705
There's nothing I can do.
1410
01:11:44,508 --> 01:11:48,078
Keep working. I'll take care
of this. I'll be right back.
1411
01:11:48,145 --> 01:11:49,146
Okay.
1412
01:12:03,826 --> 01:12:05,996
How fucking dare you?
1413
01:12:06,063 --> 01:12:08,798
You're not shutting me
down again. Not this time.
1414
01:12:08,864 --> 01:12:11,767
Max, I sincerely
want to rebuild our trust.
1415
01:12:11,834 --> 01:12:13,070
- [scoffs]
- In the meantime,
1416
01:12:13,136 --> 01:12:15,038
I'm just trying
to look out for you.
1417
01:12:15,105 --> 01:12:17,241
How is shutting down my show
looking out for me?
1418
01:12:17,307 --> 01:12:18,741
I'm not talking about the show.
1419
01:12:18,808 --> 01:12:19,977
Then what are you talking about?
1420
01:12:20,043 --> 01:12:22,012
I'm talking about your judgment.
1421
01:12:22,079 --> 01:12:24,348
I'm talking what I witnessed
in the kitchen
1422
01:12:24,414 --> 01:12:25,382
in front of our daughter.
1423
01:12:25,449 --> 01:12:28,085
Roger, I wouldn't
get into a dispute
1424
01:12:28,151 --> 01:12:29,751
about judgment with me
right now.
1425
01:12:29,818 --> 01:12:33,788
You handed my family's theater
over to a fucking stripper.
1426
01:12:35,157 --> 01:12:37,393
You don't know anything
about Mike.
1427
01:12:37,460 --> 01:12:41,264
I know when you're being used.
Don't you see that?
1428
01:12:41,664 --> 01:12:42,864
No.
1429
01:12:43,966 --> 01:12:46,969
Darling, I know
we're all getting old,
1430
01:12:47,036 --> 01:12:49,338
but I didn't know
you were so desperate.
1431
01:12:49,405 --> 01:12:52,541
Fuck you!
We care for each other.
1432
01:12:52,608 --> 01:12:55,578
Max, have you even read
our settlement agreement?
1433
01:12:55,645 --> 01:12:59,215
The language about denigrating
or harming the family brand?
1434
01:12:59,282 --> 01:13:01,150
The moment that show goes up,
1435
01:13:01,217 --> 01:13:03,085
mother's barristers
will be clawing back
1436
01:13:03,152 --> 01:13:05,021
every last shilling in court
1437
01:13:05,087 --> 01:13:06,888
and I won't be able to stop her.
1438
01:13:06,956 --> 01:13:10,226
But if you're still too
deluded to help yourself,
1439
01:13:10,293 --> 01:13:12,495
please be mindful of Zadie.
1440
01:13:12,561 --> 01:13:16,032
She shouldn't have to pay
the price for your fantasies.
1441
01:13:21,736 --> 01:13:23,104
Would you please stop it?
1442
01:13:23,171 --> 01:13:24,838
What?
1443
01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:26,675
I know what you're thinking.
1444
01:13:26,741 --> 01:13:28,610
You're thinking,
"What was she thinking?"
1445
01:13:28,677 --> 01:13:30,378
You weren't thinking, were you?
1446
01:13:30,445 --> 01:13:31,579
You were falling in love.
1447
01:13:31,646 --> 01:13:33,148
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1448
01:13:33,214 --> 01:13:34,949
You think I don't know that?
1449
01:13:35,016 --> 01:13:37,485
And don't you dare judge me.
You were not there.
1450
01:13:37,552 --> 01:13:40,021
That one fucking dance...
1451
01:13:40,821 --> 01:13:42,890
changed everything in me.
1452
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:49,798
It feels like it made me
the best version of myself...
1453
01:13:49,863 --> 01:13:51,099
but everybody's laughing at me.
1454
01:13:51,166 --> 01:13:53,168
I'm a joke. An embarrassment.
1455
01:13:54,602 --> 01:13:56,870
[sighs] Not to him though.
1456
01:13:58,839 --> 01:14:00,709
He believes in me.
1457
01:14:00,775 --> 01:14:02,377
I have to go tell him
1458
01:14:02,444 --> 01:14:05,814
that our show about empowering
women is dead...
1459
01:14:05,879 --> 01:14:08,582
because I'm so
fucking powerless.
1460
01:14:10,317 --> 01:14:12,953
The most frightening part
is that...
1461
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:15,089
I'm about to find out
if that dance
1462
01:14:15,155 --> 01:14:18,258
meant as much to him
as it did to me.
1463
01:14:20,027 --> 01:14:23,964
Or if I'm just another
goddamn Tuesday.
1464
01:14:24,031 --> 01:14:26,300
No, you're more like
a Thursday, madame.
1465
01:14:28,502 --> 01:14:31,238
Have I always
been this adolescent?
1466
01:14:31,305 --> 01:14:34,608
No. Only when it's raining.
1467
01:14:37,077 --> 01:14:40,814
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.
1468
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:42,282
One.
1469
01:14:42,349 --> 01:14:43,350
Mike.
1470
01:14:45,119 --> 01:14:47,321
Uh, Jack, keep taking
them through.
1471
01:14:52,226 --> 01:14:54,361
What the fuck you mean
"we're done"?
1472
01:14:54,428 --> 01:14:59,132
I'm sorry. I did my best,
but I failed.
1473
01:14:59,198 --> 01:15:01,367
- Wait. What... All right.
- Victor will come back
1474
01:15:01,434 --> 01:15:02,602
and pick you up,
1475
01:15:02,668 --> 01:15:04,203
and he can arrange
a flight for you tomorrow.
1476
01:15:04,270 --> 01:15:06,406
No, no, no. What happened?
This isn't you.
1477
01:15:06,472 --> 01:15:08,274
What the fuck is going on
with you, Max?
1478
01:15:09,609 --> 01:15:10,676
[exhales]
1479
01:15:12,712 --> 01:15:13,980
Nothing.
1480
01:15:14,046 --> 01:15:16,516
What? Un-fucking-believable.
1481
01:15:16,582 --> 01:15:20,019
You really are the Queen of
the First Act, huh? Holy shit.
1482
01:15:22,588 --> 01:15:23,990
You don't know
anything about me.
1483
01:15:24,056 --> 01:15:26,025
And you don't
understand anything.
1484
01:15:26,092 --> 01:15:27,560
It's Friday.
1485
01:15:27,627 --> 01:15:30,463
They wouldn't pull the plug
on us until Monday.
1486
01:15:30,530 --> 01:15:32,098
But you're walking away.
1487
01:15:32,165 --> 01:15:34,200
You have no show.
1488
01:15:34,267 --> 01:15:36,302
You couldn't even come up
with an ending.
1489
01:15:36,369 --> 01:15:38,171
You cannot say that
what we've created so far
1490
01:15:38,237 --> 01:15:39,605
isn't fucking special.
1491
01:15:39,672 --> 01:15:42,008
You cannot say that.
I know you can't.
1492
01:15:46,445 --> 01:15:50,582
I'm sorry, but we're gonna
have to let it go.
1493
01:15:52,919 --> 01:15:54,586
You'll still get paid.
1494
01:15:54,653 --> 01:15:57,889
Hey! Hey, look, I don't give
a fuck about the money.
1495
01:15:57,956 --> 01:15:59,391
I don't fucking care.
1496
01:15:59,858 --> 01:16:01,226
Okay?
1497
01:16:01,293 --> 01:16:02,994
We're good at this
and I'm not gonna
1498
01:16:03,061 --> 01:16:04,863
fucking just let us
give up on it.
1499
01:16:04,931 --> 01:16:06,364
You're so good at this.
1500
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:13,138
I bet you he never cared about
what you were good at. Did he?
1501
01:16:17,275 --> 01:16:19,211
Don't let this be the end.
1502
01:16:25,984 --> 01:16:27,185
Uh. Uh.
1503
01:16:58,415 --> 01:17:00,184
[dancers indistinct chatter]
1504
01:17:05,656 --> 01:17:07,791
- Woody!
- Lay it on me, gov.
1505
01:17:07,858 --> 01:17:10,060
I need a plumber
and a ballerina.
1506
01:17:11,529 --> 01:17:14,632
The princess
is on a hunger strike.
1507
01:17:14,698 --> 01:17:16,066
Won't even open the door.
1508
01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:17,535
What? She's not even drinking?
1509
01:17:17,601 --> 01:17:18,869
I'm afraid not.
1510
01:17:18,937 --> 01:17:21,539
Did you try using your
"wise British butler" voice?
1511
01:17:21,605 --> 01:17:26,409
Trust me, I went full metal
Downton Abbey on her ass.
1512
01:17:26,476 --> 01:17:29,646
And if that bloke doesn't pull
his head from his own ass...
1513
01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:32,148
you'll be parented
from behind a closed door
1514
01:17:32,215 --> 01:17:34,217
for months. Years, even.
1515
01:17:34,284 --> 01:17:37,120
But you didn't tell her
you slipped Mike the keys?
1516
01:17:37,186 --> 01:17:38,821
[scoffs] Please.
1517
01:17:38,888 --> 01:17:41,658
If the lawyers found out
her careless manservant...
1518
01:17:41,724 --> 01:17:43,326
failed to lock
The Rattigan doors,
1519
01:17:43,393 --> 01:17:45,562
she'll need
plausible deniability.
1520
01:17:45,628 --> 01:17:47,263
If there's anything
I've learned,
1521
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:49,265
it's that you can't tell
people anything.
1522
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:51,267
They have to have an experience.
1523
01:17:52,802 --> 01:17:54,038
[cell phone chimes]
1524
01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:55,438
Message from Mike.
1525
01:17:56,941 --> 01:17:58,207
"End is not ending.
1526
01:17:58,274 --> 01:18:00,743
"Sunday at 7:00 we roll.
The Grand Finale."
1527
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,211
Let me see that.
1528
01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,349
Crikey, it's a haiku.
1529
01:18:06,416 --> 01:18:10,286
Seventeen syllables
in a five-seven-five pattern.
1530
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:12,688
Purely coincidence, but still...
1531
01:18:12,754 --> 01:18:14,656
there's hope for him after all.
1532
01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:17,593
Sounds like Sunday's
gonna be an experience.
1533
01:18:17,659 --> 01:18:19,795
Doesn't it just?
1534
01:18:19,861 --> 01:18:22,431
["It's Over if We Run Out of
Love" by David Holmes plays]
1535
01:18:22,497 --> 01:18:24,700
[no other sounds audible]
1536
01:20:04,165 --> 01:20:05,799
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1537
01:20:09,302 --> 01:20:10,537
Follow me.
1538
01:20:16,010 --> 01:20:17,310
[knock on door]
1539
01:20:18,411 --> 01:20:19,779
[Victor clears his throat]
1540
01:20:22,382 --> 01:20:24,517
Put some clothes on, Maxandra.
1541
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:29,222
Why would I do that?
1542
01:20:29,289 --> 01:20:30,757
We have to go.
1543
01:20:32,792 --> 01:20:34,095
Where?
1544
01:20:34,161 --> 01:20:35,595
You know where.
1545
01:20:40,666 --> 01:20:42,301
- He didn't.
- He did.
1546
01:20:42,367 --> 01:20:44,303
No, he didn't.
1547
01:20:44,369 --> 01:20:49,209
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No.
No, it's gonna be a disaster.
1548
01:20:49,274 --> 01:20:50,476
[Victor] No, it's not.
1549
01:20:50,542 --> 01:20:52,011
Oh, it's going to be a disaster.
1550
01:20:52,078 --> 01:20:53,746
No, no, no. I can't. I can't.
Uh, uh, no.
1551
01:20:53,812 --> 01:20:55,514
- Yes, you can.
- No, I can't go.
1552
01:20:55,581 --> 01:20:56,615
Come on.
1553
01:20:56,682 --> 01:20:58,584
No, I won't go
and you can't make me.
1554
01:20:58,650 --> 01:20:59,885
Mom.
1555
01:21:01,787 --> 01:21:03,255
We have to go.
1556
01:21:05,891 --> 01:21:07,292
[inhales sharply]
1557
01:21:18,804 --> 01:21:20,974
[Max sobs softly]
1558
01:21:28,947 --> 01:21:31,083
Here you go. There.
1559
01:21:31,150 --> 01:21:32,583
[cries] Victor.
1560
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:36,922
[Zadie] The rumors
about the show
1561
01:21:36,989 --> 01:21:39,490
were a form of entertainment
for some.
1562
01:21:39,557 --> 01:21:41,826
But for the two people
who created it,
1563
01:21:41,894 --> 01:21:43,728
the terror of the opening night
1564
01:21:43,795 --> 01:21:45,696
could only be managed
by remembering
1565
01:21:45,763 --> 01:21:47,865
there would be no record of it.
1566
01:21:47,933 --> 01:21:51,502
Only the people who were
there would ever experience
1567
01:21:51,569 --> 01:21:55,007
the story of Max and Mike
as told through dance.
1568
01:21:55,073 --> 01:21:56,674
There's small ships,
there's tall ships,
1569
01:21:56,741 --> 01:21:58,509
there're ships
that sail the sea...
1570
01:21:58,576 --> 01:21:59,844
there's no ships
like friendships,
1571
01:21:59,912 --> 01:22:02,680
so here's to you and me.
One, two, three.
1572
01:22:02,747 --> 01:22:04,016
Let's go.
1573
01:22:04,082 --> 01:22:05,616
[chants] We are strippers!
1574
01:22:06,784 --> 01:22:07,852
Whoo!
1575
01:22:23,466 --> 01:22:24,534
[exhales] All right, man.
1576
01:22:24,601 --> 01:22:26,237
- Let's go.
- Yes.
1577
01:22:26,304 --> 01:22:29,739
Break a leg, everyone.
Alex, cue one and sound. Go.
1578
01:22:32,977 --> 01:22:35,412
- [shushing]
- [man whistling a tune]
1579
01:22:41,351 --> 01:22:42,686
The light is different.
1580
01:22:44,055 --> 01:22:45,689
It's November. It's lower.
1581
01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:51,896
Harold's worried about lunch.
1582
01:22:51,963 --> 01:22:53,663
He said the menu is diabolical.
1583
01:22:53,730 --> 01:22:56,167
[slight chuckle]
The menu is diabolical?
1584
01:22:56,234 --> 01:22:57,701
How can a menu be diabolical?
1585
01:22:57,767 --> 01:23:00,037
Only a person can be diabolical.
1586
01:23:00,104 --> 01:23:01,571
A menu isn't alive.
1587
01:23:01,638 --> 01:23:03,207
Well, either way, he's worried.
1588
01:23:03,274 --> 01:23:04,608
And you're worried about him?
1589
01:23:04,674 --> 01:23:06,176
I don't envy him finding out.
1590
01:23:06,243 --> 01:23:08,410
- Well, I'll tell him.
- Isabel, no. It's impossible.
1591
01:23:08,477 --> 01:23:10,512
- He has to know.
- He can never know.
1592
01:23:11,814 --> 01:23:12,815
Harold.
1593
01:23:13,782 --> 01:23:16,652
Hello, darling. Walter.
1594
01:23:18,021 --> 01:23:19,089
Drinks?
1595
01:23:19,155 --> 01:23:20,723
[Walter] Will you still be
going to Calais?
1596
01:23:20,789 --> 01:23:23,726
[Harold] No. I've decided
to spend the summer here.
1597
01:23:23,792 --> 01:23:26,729
You see, Isabel is pregnant.
1598
01:23:26,795 --> 01:23:29,032
[Walter] Oh. Congratulations.
1599
01:23:29,099 --> 01:23:31,700
[Harold] Yes.
We are very pleased.
1600
01:23:31,767 --> 01:23:34,137
We are hoping
to have a son, of course.
1601
01:23:34,204 --> 01:23:37,840
That way the legacy of
Chuffingham will be secure.
1602
01:23:37,908 --> 01:23:41,177
And if not, we will keep trying.
1603
01:23:41,244 --> 01:23:44,880
One of the benefits
of having a young wife.
1604
01:23:44,948 --> 01:23:47,183
[Walter] I'm sure Isabel
will make a wonderful mother.
1605
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:51,354
[Harold] No doubt.
And of course my mother
1606
01:23:51,420 --> 01:23:53,356
will be here to help.
1607
01:23:53,422 --> 01:23:54,856
Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn!
1608
01:23:54,924 --> 01:23:56,125
[whimsical music
plays over the speakers]
1609
01:23:57,993 --> 01:24:00,428
[unicorn galloping
over the speakers]
1610
01:24:01,729 --> 01:24:04,099
[unicorn neighing
over the speakers]
1611
01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:06,068
- [Mike] Hello, Lady Isabel.
- [Max gasps]
1612
01:24:06,135 --> 01:24:07,568
[Hannah] Unicorn?
1613
01:24:07,635 --> 01:24:12,007
Why, yes, it's me, Unicorn.
Did you call for me?
1614
01:24:12,074 --> 01:24:15,643
Yeah, but I didn't expect you
to show up out of the blue.
1615
01:24:15,710 --> 01:24:17,079
I haven't spoken
to my imaginary friend
1616
01:24:17,146 --> 01:24:18,247
since I was a child.
1617
01:24:18,314 --> 01:24:19,580
[Max slightly chuckles]
1618
01:24:20,382 --> 01:24:21,616
Am I okay?
1619
01:24:21,683 --> 01:24:23,152
[Mike] Hmm, well, that depends
1620
01:24:23,218 --> 01:24:25,421
on what your definition
of okay is
1621
01:24:25,486 --> 01:24:27,957
but first things first,
1622
01:24:28,023 --> 01:24:30,092
why don't you tell us
how you really feel.
1623
01:24:30,159 --> 01:24:33,594
[harp music plays over speakers]
1624
01:24:36,531 --> 01:24:38,200
[audience gasps]
1625
01:24:43,404 --> 01:24:44,906
Well...
1626
01:24:47,375 --> 01:24:48,575
I don't know.
1627
01:24:50,278 --> 01:24:53,214
These two guys shouldn't be
my only two options
1628
01:24:53,281 --> 01:24:55,116
in the world, should they?
1629
01:24:55,183 --> 01:24:59,653
I mean, why do I even need
to feel like I choose?
1630
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:02,190
Like, it's between
the shitty rich guy
1631
01:25:02,256 --> 01:25:03,992
and the poor guy
with a heart of gold.
1632
01:25:04,058 --> 01:25:07,594
I mean, come on,
all I really want right now
1633
01:25:07,661 --> 01:25:08,997
is to tell these boring
1634
01:25:09,063 --> 01:25:12,866
bags of dicks to leave me alone!
1635
01:25:12,934 --> 01:25:14,268
[chimes play over the speakers]
1636
01:25:14,335 --> 01:25:15,769
[audience cheers]
1637
01:25:15,836 --> 01:25:17,838
[Mike] That's right,
Lady Isabel.
1638
01:25:17,905 --> 01:25:19,273
See, I'm here to tell you
1639
01:25:19,340 --> 01:25:21,376
that you can have
anything you want.
1640
01:25:21,442 --> 01:25:23,877
All you have to do is ask.
1641
01:25:23,945 --> 01:25:27,949
[Hannah] What? Okay. Really?
1642
01:25:28,849 --> 01:25:31,052
- Really.
- Okay.
1643
01:25:31,119 --> 01:25:36,655
Well, I am a modest lady,
so... [sighs]
1644
01:25:36,722 --> 01:25:39,759
what if all I wanted
was just a guy
1645
01:25:39,825 --> 01:25:41,727
in a tank top and some jeans?
1646
01:25:41,794 --> 01:25:43,163
[chimes play over the speakers]
1647
01:25:43,230 --> 01:25:44,264
[audience cheers]
1648
01:25:44,331 --> 01:25:45,564
[approval sounds]
1649
01:25:46,599 --> 01:25:48,001
[Max chuckles]
1650
01:25:48,068 --> 01:25:51,704
Okay, well,
if I can have that then...
1651
01:25:51,771 --> 01:25:53,473
what about a bad boy...
1652
01:25:53,539 --> 01:25:55,108
hold up, hold up...
1653
01:25:55,175 --> 01:25:57,077
who always responds to my texts.
1654
01:25:57,144 --> 01:25:58,478
[chimes play over the speakers]
1655
01:25:58,544 --> 01:25:59,545
[audience cheers]
1656
01:25:59,612 --> 01:26:02,449
Ooh. All right.
1657
01:26:02,516 --> 01:26:07,220
And now,
if I can have that then...
1658
01:26:07,287 --> 01:26:12,159
a sexy CEO who pays his
women more than his men!
1659
01:26:12,225 --> 01:26:13,960
[chimes play over the speakers]
1660
01:26:14,027 --> 01:26:16,562
- [audience cheers]
- Ooh, me-ow.
1661
01:26:16,629 --> 01:26:18,597
What about a guy with a puppy?
1662
01:26:18,664 --> 01:26:20,100
[chimes play over the speakers]
1663
01:26:20,167 --> 01:26:20,966
[audience awes]
1664
01:26:21,033 --> 01:26:23,969
[Hannah makes approval noises]
1665
01:26:24,036 --> 01:26:26,238
Okay, let me just swallow
my saliva
1666
01:26:26,305 --> 01:26:28,374
that's literally dripping out
of my mouth right now.
1667
01:26:28,441 --> 01:26:31,444
If I could have all of that,
why stop there?
1668
01:26:31,510 --> 01:26:32,577
[chimes play over the speakers]
1669
01:26:32,644 --> 01:26:34,146
[audience cheers]
1670
01:26:42,388 --> 01:26:44,056
Wait a minute.
1671
01:26:44,123 --> 01:26:47,159
I can't be the only person
in this room
1672
01:26:47,226 --> 01:26:49,161
to feel what I'm feeling
right now. Am I?
1673
01:26:49,228 --> 01:26:50,496
[audience] No!
1674
01:26:50,563 --> 01:26:51,830
I didn't think so.
1675
01:26:51,897 --> 01:26:54,200
I can tell by the looks
on your faces.
1676
01:26:54,266 --> 01:26:57,702
Now I want every single one
of you to know
1677
01:26:57,769 --> 01:27:01,273
how I'm feeling
right this very second.
1678
01:27:01,340 --> 01:27:04,443
I managed to have
a little bit of everything.
1679
01:27:04,510 --> 01:27:07,645
And now, it's your turn.
1680
01:27:07,712 --> 01:27:11,349
So, by the power vested in me
through this Magic Mike...
1681
01:27:11,416 --> 01:27:16,753
I command thee, Unicorn,
send everything to us all
1682
01:27:16,820 --> 01:27:18,822
right now!
1683
01:27:18,890 --> 01:27:20,258
[audience cheers]
1684
01:27:20,325 --> 01:27:21,658
["Champagne Life"
by Ne Yo plays over speakers]
1685
01:28:18,148 --> 01:28:22,219
["Sail" by AWOLNATION
plays over speakers]
1686
01:28:44,508 --> 01:28:45,708
Uh...
1687
01:29:00,189 --> 01:29:03,993
["Be Faithful" by Fatman Scoop
ft. Crooklyn Clan plays]
1688
01:29:08,497 --> 01:29:10,633
Hey!
1689
01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:13,202
♪ Single ladies!
I can't hear ya! ♪
1690
01:29:13,269 --> 01:29:16,672
♪ Single ladies! Make noise! ♪
1691
01:29:16,738 --> 01:29:18,807
♪ What's your zodiac sign? ♪
1692
01:29:18,873 --> 01:29:21,143
♪ What's your zodiac sign? ♪
1693
01:29:21,210 --> 01:29:23,379
♪ What's your zodiac sign? ♪
1694
01:29:51,273 --> 01:29:55,843
How do you feel about
your new reality, everybody?
1695
01:29:55,910 --> 01:30:00,582
Make some bloody noise.
[chuckles]
1696
01:30:00,649 --> 01:30:04,852
Give it up. Give it up
for these gorgeous lads
1697
01:30:04,919 --> 01:30:08,156
who busted into a sweat
just for all of you.
1698
01:30:08,223 --> 01:30:10,392
Come on, make a little noise.
1699
01:30:12,260 --> 01:30:15,163
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1700
01:30:15,230 --> 01:30:18,866
That's what I like to hear.
That's what I love to hear.
1701
01:30:18,933 --> 01:30:20,834
A little bit of noise
on this stage
1702
01:30:20,902 --> 01:30:22,904
doesn't go amiss, sweethearts.
1703
01:30:22,971 --> 01:30:26,774
And let me tell you one thing,
a body at rest...
1704
01:30:26,839 --> 01:30:29,243
is a body at rest. Right?
1705
01:30:29,310 --> 01:30:33,047
Eh, you know, not bad.
But a body in motion...
1706
01:30:33,113 --> 01:30:34,548
[Hannah makes approval noises]
1707
01:30:34,615 --> 01:30:36,450
[audience cheers]
1708
01:30:36,517 --> 01:30:41,821
There is absolutely
nothing sexier...
1709
01:30:41,889 --> 01:30:44,625
than a body in motion.
Am I right?
1710
01:30:44,692 --> 01:30:45,959
[audience cheers]
1711
01:30:48,629 --> 01:30:52,066
So for our next act,
I want you to give it up...
1712
01:30:52,132 --> 01:30:53,300
ladies and gentlemen
1713
01:30:53,367 --> 01:30:56,904
for the trickster prince
him bloody self.
1714
01:30:56,970 --> 01:31:02,276
Give it up, everybody,
for Mr. JD Rainey.
1715
01:31:02,343 --> 01:31:03,644
[audience cheers]
1716
01:31:03,711 --> 01:31:05,979
["Get Up, Sex Machine (Remix)"
by James Brown plays]
1717
01:31:50,857 --> 01:31:52,358
[speaking Spanish]
1718
01:32:02,435 --> 01:32:03,568
[audience cheers]
1719
01:32:12,778 --> 01:32:13,979
[whistles]
1720
01:32:15,547 --> 01:32:17,449
["Juice" by Pell
and Young Franco plays]
1721
01:32:19,651 --> 01:32:21,353
[no other sounds audible]
1722
01:33:11,202 --> 01:33:13,771
["Boys Better"
by The Dandy Warhols plays]
1723
01:33:13,838 --> 01:33:17,741
[no other sounds audible]
1724
01:34:42,858 --> 01:34:44,393
[audience cheers]
1725
01:34:47,997 --> 01:34:50,399
- I think we should leave now.
- Where are we going?
1726
01:34:50,465 --> 01:34:52,067
Mike said to leave
at the end of "Suits"
1727
01:34:52,134 --> 01:34:53,335
and return
at the end of "Pony."
1728
01:34:53,402 --> 01:34:55,270
Oh, yes, yes. So you go.
1729
01:34:55,337 --> 01:34:59,374
And no peeking.
He'll be watching you.
1730
01:34:59,441 --> 01:35:02,411
[Hannah] Now folks,
this next dance
1731
01:35:02,477 --> 01:35:05,347
is one that
I'm well-acquainted with.
1732
01:35:05,414 --> 01:35:09,818
Things are about
to get intimate.
1733
01:35:09,886 --> 01:35:12,454
[audience cheers]
1734
01:35:12,521 --> 01:35:17,192
Now, a real man isn't afraid
to act on his desire...
1735
01:35:17,259 --> 01:35:20,963
but the sexiest act
of submission...
1736
01:35:21,029 --> 01:35:23,831
is asking for permission.
1737
01:35:23,899 --> 01:35:25,299
["Permission" by Ro James
plays over speakers]
1738
01:35:42,017 --> 01:35:43,351
[audience cheers]
1739
01:36:45,712 --> 01:36:46,914
[audience cheers]
1740
01:37:10,736 --> 01:37:11,804
[audience cheers]
1741
01:37:17,877 --> 01:37:19,344
- Break a leg, gov.
- [Mike kisses]
1742
01:37:19,411 --> 01:37:20,779
Aw, bless ya.
1743
01:37:36,196 --> 01:37:38,198
I know. I know.
1744
01:37:38,263 --> 01:37:40,632
We all want
a little bit of everything
1745
01:37:40,699 --> 01:37:43,002
all of the time. Don't we?
1746
01:37:43,069 --> 01:37:44,336
But...
1747
01:37:44,403 --> 01:37:47,538
sometimes you just want to be
1748
01:37:47,605 --> 01:37:51,609
everything to someone. Right?
1749
01:37:53,544 --> 01:37:58,183
Sometimes, the greatest
fantasy of them all...
1750
01:37:58,249 --> 01:38:00,551
is knowing
that you're the only one.
1751
01:38:01,686 --> 01:38:02,988
[sound of thunderstorm
over speakers]
1752
01:38:03,055 --> 01:38:04,322
[audience cheers]
1753
01:38:29,982 --> 01:38:32,416
[haunting instrumental music
plays over speakers]
1754
01:39:34,376 --> 01:39:35,678
[slight gasp]
1755
01:39:52,561 --> 01:39:53,897
[audience shouts
approval sounds]
1756
01:39:53,964 --> 01:39:55,865
["Open Up" by Gallant
plays over speakers]
1757
01:40:50,352 --> 01:40:51,887
[audience cheers]
1758
01:43:09,321 --> 01:43:11,123
[audience cheers]
1759
01:43:22,501 --> 01:43:25,004
You said to go hard,
and so I did what you said.
1760
01:43:25,071 --> 01:43:26,172
I mean, you know.
1761
01:43:26,238 --> 01:43:27,239
Oh, God.
1762
01:43:27,306 --> 01:43:28,306
We showed up.
1763
01:43:30,341 --> 01:43:32,343
["Pony" by Ginuwine
plays over speakers]
1764
01:43:35,113 --> 01:43:35,947
That's "Pony."
1765
01:43:36,014 --> 01:43:37,415
Mike said after "Pony."
1766
01:43:37,482 --> 01:43:39,117
No, he just said "Pony."
1767
01:43:39,184 --> 01:43:41,019
He definitely said after "Pony"
1768
01:43:41,086 --> 01:43:43,321
and they're still
on their ponies. Now sit.
1769
01:43:45,589 --> 01:43:47,025
[Victor sighs]
1770
01:44:29,133 --> 01:44:30,367
[audience cheers]
1771
01:44:34,438 --> 01:44:35,638
Yes!
1772
01:44:45,315 --> 01:44:47,551
Come on, they're applauding.
It must be over now.
1773
01:44:47,618 --> 01:44:49,019
[slight chuckle] Very well.
1774
01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:53,223
["Love in This Club" feat.
Young Jeezy plays on speakers]
1775
01:45:05,834 --> 01:45:06,835
[Mike laughs]
1776
01:45:06,903 --> 01:45:09,005
So amazing. [chuckles]
1777
01:45:09,771 --> 01:45:11,007
[Mike laughs]
1778
01:45:14,110 --> 01:45:16,012
Wait a minute. Just a second.
1779
01:45:16,078 --> 01:45:17,779
Thank you very much, Mr. Mike.
1780
01:45:17,846 --> 01:45:19,282
Very nice, my friend.
1781
01:45:37,699 --> 01:45:39,669
- You look beautiful.
- Congratulations.
1782
01:45:39,734 --> 01:45:42,171
- Huh?
- Congratulations. You did it.
1783
01:45:42,238 --> 01:45:43,506
What are you talking about?
We did it.
1784
01:45:43,573 --> 01:45:44,874
You did it. It was amazing.
1785
01:45:44,941 --> 01:45:45,740
Look around.
All this is because of you.
1786
01:45:45,807 --> 01:45:47,176
You are sublime.
1787
01:45:47,243 --> 01:45:49,145
Look, I just want you to know
I love you. Okay?
1788
01:45:55,150 --> 01:45:56,618
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1789
01:45:56,685 --> 01:45:57,919
If you're not gonna leave him,
1790
01:45:57,986 --> 01:46:00,121
I don't want this
to be more confusing.
1791
01:46:00,188 --> 01:46:05,293
It's done. I'm never, ever,
ever going back to him.
1792
01:46:05,360 --> 01:46:08,496
I am free and I am broke.
1793
01:46:08,563 --> 01:46:11,900
What do you mean? You're...
What do you mean you're broke?
1794
01:46:11,967 --> 01:46:14,002
- Yeah.
- Like broke, broke?
1795
01:46:15,303 --> 01:46:17,639
I'm s... I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1796
01:46:17,706 --> 01:46:19,040
It's okay. I don't care.
1797
01:46:19,107 --> 01:46:23,011
No, I'm... I'm just...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1798
01:46:26,481 --> 01:46:27,748
[footsteps approaching]
1799
01:46:27,815 --> 01:46:29,050
[Mike chuckles]
1800
01:46:31,785 --> 01:46:33,088
I hate you.
1801
01:46:39,793 --> 01:46:41,795
Come on, let's go. [laughs]
1802
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:47,501
[Zadie] No one can claim
1803
01:46:47,568 --> 01:46:50,704
to fully understand
what exactly dance is...
1804
01:46:50,770 --> 01:46:52,339
but what is abundantly clear
1805
01:46:52,406 --> 01:46:56,110
is that dance seeks
no meaning for its desires.
1806
01:46:56,176 --> 01:47:00,581
It does not value age
or status, logic or reason.
1807
01:47:00,648 --> 01:47:04,118
It is a compass orientated
only to liberty,
1808
01:47:04,184 --> 01:47:06,020
not unlike the human heart.
1809
01:47:06,086 --> 01:47:08,022
I stumbled upon these wisdoms
1810
01:47:08,088 --> 01:47:12,407
when I met a lonely stripper
named Mike.
1811
01:47:12,475 --> 01:47:15,916
["Don't Be Afraid" by Diplo
and Damian Lazarus playing]
1812
01:48:45,376 --> 01:48:48,617
["All About You" by
Stevie Brock playing]
1813
01:50:00,427 --> 01:50:02,654
["It's Over if We Run Out of
Love" by David Holmes plays]