1 00:01:31,037 --> 00:01:33,597 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 2 00:01:33,673 --> 00:01:36,801 No, no, no. I'm on a diet. Thank you. 3 00:01:49,756 --> 00:01:52,520 My hair is such a mess! 4 00:01:52,592 --> 00:01:55,186 What about my clothes? 5 00:01:55,262 --> 00:01:58,857 - Yuck. Girls. 6 00:01:58,932 --> 00:02:01,492 - We're so bad. - We're so cool. 7 00:02:01,568 --> 00:02:03,502 Mess with us, you'd be a fool. 8 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:05,265 - Um, we've got the school- - No. 9 00:02:05,338 --> 00:02:07,636 We've got the teams. We've got the class. 10 00:02:07,707 --> 00:02:09,732 - Uh, uh- - But on the field, we'll kick your ass! 11 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:11,744 - Hi, girls. - My mom's gonna freak. 12 00:02:11,812 --> 00:02:13,643 She is. 13 00:02:13,713 --> 00:02:15,647 Hi, guys! 14 00:02:15,715 --> 00:02:17,774 Wait 'til you see this new dress Cindy bought! 15 00:02:17,851 --> 00:02:19,944 - It is to die for! - You're gonna love 'em! 16 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:22,250 - My credit card, please. - Yeah, yeah. 17 00:02:22,322 --> 00:02:24,483 Here they are. In my pocket. There. 18 00:02:24,558 --> 00:02:28,255 Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card. 19 00:02:28,328 --> 00:02:31,422 But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday. 20 00:02:31,498 --> 00:02:34,467 Cindy, this is what I'm talking about: responsibility. 21 00:02:34,534 --> 00:02:36,729 Honey, you're a senior now. 22 00:02:36,803 --> 00:02:41,001 Why can't you be more mature like the Miller boy, huh? 23 00:02:45,245 --> 00:02:47,179 - That's okay. 24 00:02:47,247 --> 00:02:50,307 Oh, Mother. Get serious. 25 00:02:50,383 --> 00:02:52,317 - "Get serious"? - Wipe out! 26 00:02:52,385 --> 00:02:53,943 Oh! 27 00:03:12,606 --> 00:03:16,007 - Chuckie. 28 00:03:16,076 --> 00:03:19,944 - Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house. 29 00:03:20,013 --> 00:03:23,540 - It's dangerous. Now, get down. - Oh! 30 00:03:23,617 --> 00:03:29,317 Listen, I think that the girls are gonna have a little difficulty with that one... 31 00:03:29,389 --> 00:03:31,823 - Well,you know- - step, because of with the arms up- 32 00:03:31,892 --> 00:03:33,883 I think we should make it a little harder, so they have a hard time. 33 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,292 My God, you are such a bitch sometimes. 34 00:03:36,363 --> 00:03:39,332 No, listen. It doesn't matter if they know the whole routine. We have to look for rhythm. 35 00:03:39,399 --> 00:03:41,492 - That's true. I'll get it! 36 00:03:44,504 --> 00:03:47,371 Hello! Cindy Mancini. 37 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,499 Put on Channel Five! Bobby's on! Thank you. 38 00:03:49,576 --> 00:03:51,908 - Are you serious? - Oh, my gosh! 39 00:03:51,978 --> 00:03:53,912 - You gotta be a little homesick. - It is Bobby. 40 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:55,572 - Let me ask you. - Great. 41 00:03:55,649 --> 00:03:58,140 What's the one special thing you miss most about the old hometown? 42 00:03:58,218 --> 00:04:01,654 - Cindy's name on TV! - Mind if I get a little personal? 43 00:04:01,721 --> 00:04:03,689 - Whoo-oo! - What I really miss the most... 44 00:04:03,757 --> 00:04:06,123 always made me feel so good after football practice. 45 00:04:06,192 --> 00:04:09,491 - You're so lucky, Cindy. - I miss that hydro massage machine... 46 00:04:09,563 --> 00:04:11,497 back in the old high school gym. 47 00:04:11,565 --> 00:04:14,500 Well, the old high school misses you too, Bobby Hilton. Good luck with the Hawkeyes. 48 00:04:14,568 --> 00:04:16,593 - Stocky Jones- - Cindy. 49 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:19,833 Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on. I mean, he's got a lot on his mind, right? 50 00:04:19,906 --> 00:04:21,840 - Oh, yeah. - Football and everything. 51 00:04:21,908 --> 00:04:23,239 Yeah. Okay. 52 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:25,608 - Look, we're late, okay? Let's go. - Yeah. 53 00:04:25,679 --> 00:04:28,739 Go! 54 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:55,474 Five, six, seven, eight. 55 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:59,444 - And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 56 00:04:59,512 --> 00:05:03,278 - One, two and four. 57 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:06,114 Whoo! - I can't take this anymore 58 00:05:06,186 --> 00:05:10,987 Hit seven, hit eight. All right! Ha, ha,! 59 00:05:11,057 --> 00:05:13,992 Okay, good stuff!. 60 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:17,621 Five, six, seven, eight. And one, two, three, four, 61 00:05:17,697 --> 00:05:19,961 fiive, six, seven, eight. 62 00:05:20,033 --> 00:05:24,402 - come on,you guys. come on! 63 00:05:24,471 --> 00:05:26,439 Arms up. Yes! 64 00:05:26,506 --> 00:05:29,600 Whoo!All right. Lookin'good. 65 00:05:29,676 --> 00:05:33,737 Keep smilin'. Let's go!Yeah. 66 00:05:33,813 --> 00:05:39,274 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven- 67 00:05:39,352 --> 00:05:43,516 Hey, Ronald! Thought you were gonna meet me in the library. 68 00:05:43,590 --> 00:05:46,218 Buy your telescope yet? 69 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,283 You better soon, or you're gonna miss the sale. 70 00:05:48,361 --> 00:05:51,888 A thousand dollars is grand larceny as it is. 71 00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:55,025 - What? Are you worried about the capital outlay? - No, I was just thinking... 72 00:05:55,101 --> 00:05:57,035 about the cool clique? 73 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:59,367 Why would you be thinking about them? They're certainly not conscious of us. 74 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:01,930 That's my point. Wouldn't you like to hang with them? 75 00:06:02,008 --> 00:06:05,500 You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years? 76 00:06:05,578 --> 00:06:07,512 I bet she doesn't even know your name. 77 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:11,311 You got a crush on Cindy? 78 00:06:11,384 --> 00:06:14,251 - Huh? - No. 79 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,620 Well, most living organisms do, but she's way out of our league. 80 00:06:18,692 --> 00:06:23,152 - She's even out of their league. - Okay, freeze! Good! 81 00:06:23,229 --> 00:06:26,790 All right. Looked good, both of you. 82 00:06:26,866 --> 00:06:29,699 - It's fun. - Oh, good. Look, here comes the sleaze master himself. 83 00:06:29,769 --> 00:06:32,795 Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini. 84 00:06:32,872 --> 00:06:34,533 - Lookin'good. - Thank you. 85 00:06:34,607 --> 00:06:36,541 Like I knew you would. 86 00:06:36,609 --> 00:06:39,237 - Why don't you take a shower, Quint? - A cold one. 87 00:06:39,312 --> 00:06:43,043 - Yeah, defiinitely. - Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah. 88 00:06:43,116 --> 00:06:45,550 - All-state this year, no question. - No question! 89 00:06:45,618 --> 00:06:47,916 Tell 'em about the party. 90 00:06:47,987 --> 00:06:50,922 Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place. 91 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:52,548 - Cool! - I'm there. 92 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:55,389 I'm thrilled. 93 00:06:55,462 --> 00:06:58,863 Check it out, dudes. New recruits. 94 00:06:58,932 --> 00:07:00,866 Being a senior's gonna be a beautiful thing. 95 00:07:00,934 --> 00:07:04,199 I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad. 96 00:07:04,270 --> 00:07:07,262 This is supposed to be the biggest year of our lives. 97 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:11,276 The prom, parties, homecoming. We're supposed to have memories. 98 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:13,312 Memories? We'll have plenty of memories. 99 00:07:13,379 --> 00:07:17,179 Yearbook committee, video parlor, card games on Saturday nights. 100 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,480 Cards are for retards. 101 00:07:19,552 --> 00:07:21,679 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. 102 00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:24,747 We do have a lot of great memories. But be honest. 103 00:07:24,824 --> 00:07:27,418 Wouldn't you like to be popular? 104 00:07:27,494 --> 00:07:31,658 And have to be in a clique? No! 105 00:07:31,731 --> 00:07:34,256 What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary. 106 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:36,859 That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together. 107 00:07:36,936 --> 00:07:38,870 But, hey, junior high, high school. Forget it. 108 00:07:38,938 --> 00:07:41,702 Jocks became jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. 109 00:07:41,775 --> 00:07:44,073 We became us. I like us. 110 00:07:44,144 --> 00:07:46,078 "I like us." - I do. 111 00:07:46,146 --> 00:07:49,707 I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year. 112 00:07:49,783 --> 00:07:51,717 - Go to the games. - We go to all the games. 113 00:07:51,785 --> 00:07:57,451 We sit in the visiting section, Kenneth, at our own school. 114 00:08:02,061 --> 00:08:03,995 I told you and told you. 115 00:08:04,063 --> 00:08:05,997 - Mom! - Where have you been? 116 00:08:06,065 --> 00:08:08,295 Now there's the answer, buddy. 117 00:08:08,368 --> 00:08:10,962 If you want to be popular, you get one of those... 118 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:15,174 and you get one of those. 119 00:08:15,241 --> 00:08:17,732 Yeah, right, my fifteen hundred wouldn't buy the wheel. 120 00:08:17,811 --> 00:08:20,974 - You can rent 'em, you know. - Yeah. 121 00:08:21,047 --> 00:08:25,450 come on a safari with me Early in the mornin' we'll be startin'out 122 00:08:25,518 --> 00:08:28,248 Some honeys will be makin'the scene 123 00:08:28,321 --> 00:08:31,017 I've loaded up my woody with the boards on top 124 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:34,150 - And I put on my faded blue jeans - Looks, um, clean, Dad. 125 00:08:34,227 --> 00:08:36,457 - come on, baby Wait and see - Oh, thank you, son. 126 00:08:36,529 --> 00:08:40,329 You know, anytime you want to borrow this little beauty for a night on the town, 127 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,334 it's yours. 128 00:08:42,402 --> 00:08:46,202 Thanks. 129 00:08:46,272 --> 00:08:49,605 Let's go surfiin'now You missed a spot, Dad. 130 00:08:49,676 --> 00:08:52,975 I'll get it. I'll get it. 131 00:08:59,786 --> 00:09:02,516 Mother! Whoa! 132 00:09:02,589 --> 00:09:07,219 Beauty runs in this family, and it runs fast. 133 00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:11,457 Rock? Oh, I see you've met my little baby. 134 00:09:11,531 --> 00:09:14,193 Baby? I thought she was your little sister. 135 00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:17,236 Oh, Rock. Mother. 136 00:09:17,303 --> 00:09:20,636 Mom? can I borrow your suede outfiit tonight? 137 00:09:20,707 --> 00:09:22,834 Cindy, I said no. 138 00:09:22,909 --> 00:09:24,240 Okay. 139 00:09:26,012 --> 00:09:28,537 I'll take care of big sister. 140 00:09:30,116 --> 00:09:33,085 Oh. Isn't he a hunk? 141 00:09:33,152 --> 00:09:34,915 Good word, Mom. 142 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:20,631 Oh, yes! 143 00:10:31,177 --> 00:10:33,111 Hi! 144 00:10:34,714 --> 00:10:36,841 Whoa! come on. 145 00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:39,578 So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad. 146 00:10:39,652 --> 00:10:42,485 You know, you girls are so important to the team. 147 00:10:42,555 --> 00:10:46,150 - I mean, your help is so crucial between games too. - Yeah? 148 00:10:46,225 --> 00:10:49,991 - Keeping our spirits up. - Great! 149 00:10:50,063 --> 00:10:53,499 - What can I do to help? - Oh. 150 00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:58,799 Ronald? Not at the table, please. 151 00:10:58,871 --> 00:11:01,931 So have you saved up enough money? 152 00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:04,670 Yeah, fifteen hundred dollars! 153 00:11:04,744 --> 00:11:07,941 Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass this summer. 154 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:11,575 That's $4.54 per mile. 155 00:11:11,651 --> 00:11:15,451 Hmm, The Ronald Miller Story: My Life OnA Mower. 156 00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:17,819 - How much is the microscope? 157 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:23,662 - Telescope. - Oh, well. 158 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:25,857 It's $1,000, and it's on sale. 159 00:11:25,932 --> 00:11:28,662 Then I'm gonna deposit the rest in a money market account. 160 00:11:28,735 --> 00:11:32,501 I'm proud of you, son. You worked, you earned, you saved. 161 00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:36,633 You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh, 162 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:39,542 spottin' me a 20 to purchase some necessities? 163 00:11:39,612 --> 00:11:42,410 - Why? What's up, son? - Preschooljam session at Julie's. 164 00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:45,610 Okay. And what about you, Ronald? 165 00:11:45,685 --> 00:11:49,212 You got any back-to-school parties lined up? 166 00:11:49,288 --> 00:11:51,222 Yeah, the Saturday night card game. 167 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:54,316 Ooh! Cards with the 'tards. 168 00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:57,454 Smack him. - Hey, bro, I'm only kidding. 169 00:11:57,530 --> 00:12:01,694 I mean, who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks? 170 00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,965 Well, guys, read 'em and weep. 171 00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:11,174 Your deal. 172 00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:16,812 Ronald! Your deal. 173 00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:22,521 Let's do something different. 174 00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:26,921 What do you mean? 175 00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:30,588 We've been playing poker for two years. 176 00:12:36,269 --> 00:12:38,237 Let's play another game. 177 00:12:38,304 --> 00:12:40,238 Dealer's choice. 178 00:12:43,843 --> 00:12:45,834 Hearts. 179 00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:51,842 - Fran, isn't it? - Yeah! 180 00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:54,250 Wow! Wow, can I pet it? 181 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,721 - I'm sorry. It's dead. - Ooh, cool outfit! 182 00:12:57,790 --> 00:13:01,089 Ooh, what a severe suede. 183 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,754 You guys, it's no big deal. Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. 184 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,923 You know, they have fine leathers down there. 185 00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:11,061 Oh, yeah, the best leathers come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines. 186 00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:14,868 I don't remember this. I was just in your closet yesterday. 187 00:13:14,941 --> 00:13:19,674 Um, I probably had it somewhere else. I don't know. 188 00:13:19,745 --> 00:13:21,736 Hey, Fran, do you wanna go mingle a little bit? 189 00:13:21,814 --> 00:13:25,341 My mom won't let me near suede. It's too hard to clean. 190 00:13:25,418 --> 00:13:29,149 Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way. 191 00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:33,420 Did I tell any of you girls about my many scholarship offers? 192 00:13:33,493 --> 00:13:35,427 - Mm-hmm. Hey,John boy! 193 00:13:35,495 --> 00:13:38,430 - Yeah! Quint! Hi! - John! 194 00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:41,990 Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon. 195 00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:45,834 Oh, my God. - Don't worry. It's only wine. 196 00:13:45,905 --> 00:13:48,601 Just rub some salt on it. It'll come out. 197 00:13:50,877 --> 00:13:53,107 Oh, oh. 198 00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:56,205 I mean, it's not like I ruined it. 199 00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,827 Oh. 200 00:14:10,897 --> 00:14:12,831 Damn it. 201 00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:26,874 Now, for the same price, I can sell you this five-inch telescope. 202 00:14:26,946 --> 00:14:29,972 - Oh, it's only five inches. - Well, it has an optical inverter. 203 00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:32,347 - Hmm. - Take a look. Take a look. 204 00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:35,785 It gives you an erect image rather than upside-down. 205 00:14:40,826 --> 00:14:43,761 Hmm. Yeah. Ah,yes! 206 00:14:43,829 --> 00:14:46,024 I see the erection. 207 00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:08,379 I'll be right back. 208 00:15:08,454 --> 00:15:11,287 I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald. 209 00:15:11,357 --> 00:15:14,884 Yes, I, I relate to your dilemma, miss. I really do. 210 00:15:14,961 --> 00:15:18,658 But we have a policy of no exchanges, 211 00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:22,827 especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple? 212 00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:25,837 All right, now, I will compromise, all right? 213 00:15:25,905 --> 00:15:29,238 Um, I, I will work here after school and on weekends- 214 00:15:29,308 --> 00:15:33,210 Would you listen to me? I will work here after school and on weekends, 215 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:37,079 and all you need to do is give me a replacement outfit as an advance. 216 00:15:37,149 --> 00:15:39,413 - Listen, honey. - What? 217 00:15:39,485 --> 00:15:41,544 I'll repeat your alternatives one last time. 218 00:15:41,621 --> 00:15:45,557 You can keep your outfit and dye the rest of it cranberry. 219 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,924 - Or you can purchase a new one. 220 00:15:48,995 --> 00:15:53,591 Would you please help me? I will do anything. 221 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:58,467 - Tsk. It's not that bad. 222 00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:36,641 - What are you talking about? Are you high? - I want to rent you. 223 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,677 You want to rent me? 224 00:16:38,744 --> 00:16:42,043 Yeah. You pretend you like me, and we go out for just a few weeks... 225 00:16:42,114 --> 00:16:44,048 and that will make me popular. 226 00:16:44,116 --> 00:16:48,075 Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular. 227 00:16:48,154 --> 00:16:51,282 Well, I have $1,000 that says it will. 228 00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:54,417 I think you've mowed one too many lawns. 229 00:16:56,996 --> 00:16:58,930 You're right. 230 00:16:58,998 --> 00:17:00,522 Tsk. 231 00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:05,002 I believe we have decided against purchasing the outfit. 232 00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:20,618 Donald! 233 00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:33,126 Oh! You made it! 234 00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:35,463 - I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me. - Mellow out, Donald. 235 00:17:35,534 --> 00:17:39,561 I said 8:05. I'm here, right? Relax, anyway. It's only school. 236 00:17:39,638 --> 00:17:42,198 Yeah, well, this is not my average opening day. 237 00:17:42,274 --> 00:17:44,208 I'm about to walk the cool hallway. 238 00:17:44,276 --> 00:17:46,210 - I usually go the long route through the library. - Would you ease up? 239 00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:48,746 I mean, I'm the one who's gonna have to hold a press conference... 240 00:17:48,814 --> 00:17:50,748 when we're seen together, right? 241 00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:53,478 - Right. - Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time. 242 00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:56,783 Um, we only pretend to hang, right? Uh, no hand holding, no kissing! 243 00:17:56,856 --> 00:17:58,790 And I get my lunch hour off. 244 00:17:58,858 --> 00:18:01,827 That's not our deal. I need more return on my investment. 245 00:18:01,894 --> 00:18:04,362 Well, there's no way I'm holding your hand in public. 246 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:08,833 - I mowed 286 miles for you. - Okay, one lunch. 247 00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:11,461 There are five days in a school week. 248 00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:14,631 - All right, Donald, two lunches. - Three lunches. 249 00:18:14,707 --> 00:18:16,868 - And the pep rally on Friday. - Four lunches. That's it! 250 00:18:16,942 --> 00:18:20,343 Okay, deal. Now, just remember, 251 00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:22,904 this is our sworn secret for life or longer. 252 00:18:22,982 --> 00:18:25,610 - You promise. - Yeah, yeah. I promise. 253 00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:27,675 Anyway, how bad could it be, right? It's only for one week. 254 00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:31,086 No, no, it's one month. One month. 255 00:18:31,157 --> 00:18:33,091 Yeah, I know. Okay, one month. 256 00:18:33,159 --> 00:18:35,650 - Okay. - Okay. 257 00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:39,186 Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style. 258 00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:42,325 I mean, it's like nonexistent. Okay? Take off that hat. 259 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:49,635 And... rub that in. 260 00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,768 Okay, um, take off those glasses. 261 00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:55,575 Here you go. 262 00:18:55,648 --> 00:18:59,175 Let me take a look at you. 263 00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:01,242 Nope. Turn around. 264 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:05,256 Oh, sh- 265 00:19:05,324 --> 00:19:08,487 Okay, here you go. Your sleeve. 266 00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:11,121 - Don't worry about it. You look fine. 267 00:19:11,197 --> 00:19:13,131 Turn around and back up. 268 00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:16,794 - Yes, yes, big improvement. - Yes. 269 00:19:16,869 --> 00:19:18,700 Okay, Donald, we're ready. 270 00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,762 - Oh, Cindy, one last thing. - Yeah? 271 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,365 My name is Ronald, not Donald. 272 00:19:23,442 --> 00:19:26,502 - Let's do it. - That's right. Let's do it. 273 00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:28,513 Should I put my collar up? 274 00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:36,720 - Hey, dude! - Hey, man. 275 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:42,385 Really? 276 00:19:42,461 --> 00:19:44,895 What's happenin' homes? 277 00:19:46,365 --> 00:19:48,458 If we win a basketball trophy, put it down there. 278 00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:50,468 - We want ours to be all alone. - Man, look at- 279 00:19:50,536 --> 00:19:53,767 - Who's the dick with ears? - Oh, yeah, man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy. 280 00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:55,773 - I don't get it. - It must be for charity. 281 00:19:55,841 --> 00:20:00,471 - I think that's Ronald Miller. - No way! 282 00:20:00,546 --> 00:20:02,707 It must be a... transfer. 283 00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:04,715 Wrong, and I think I'm puking. 284 00:20:04,783 --> 00:20:07,274 Hi, Pats, Barb. 285 00:20:07,353 --> 00:20:10,550 - Um, you all know Ronnie. - Yeah, I think. 286 00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:13,217 Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn? 287 00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:17,285 Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town. 288 00:20:17,363 --> 00:20:18,523 Rhoda who? 289 00:20:18,597 --> 00:20:20,394 - Dendrons. - I'll see you guys in Home Ec. 290 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:21,899 Okay? 291 00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:27,232 - What did he say? - I don't care. 292 00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:30,207 Dig on his shirt. 293 00:20:30,409 --> 00:20:34,140 Well, class, any interesting experiments this summer? 294 00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:37,546 Uh, yeah, well, uh, I grew spores and fungi... 295 00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:40,983 in my parents' refrigerator this summer. 296 00:20:41,053 --> 00:20:43,749 Now he's homeless. 297 00:20:43,822 --> 00:20:46,222 - How come you didn't meet me in the library? - Sorry. I forgot. 298 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:48,226 First day and all. 299 00:20:48,294 --> 00:20:53,630 - What's with the weird outfit? - Um, it's a designer original. 300 00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:57,931 - Yeah, how's the new telescope? - Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet. 301 00:20:58,003 --> 00:21:01,302 A thousand dollars is a great deal to part with, and I don't- 302 00:21:01,373 --> 00:21:05,366 Mr. Miller,you seem quite talkative this morning. 303 00:21:05,444 --> 00:21:09,141 Why don't you recite the bones of the upper appendicular skeleton? 304 00:21:09,214 --> 00:21:12,741 - Ooh! 305 00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:17,016 - All 64. 306 00:21:25,564 --> 00:21:28,727 - Oh, God,John. 307 00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:31,429 You are such a pig. 308 00:21:31,503 --> 00:21:34,404 - God. - Well... 309 00:21:34,473 --> 00:21:39,376 since you guys are all wimping out, I'll get to the main issue here. 310 00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:43,541 Cindy, what were you doing with the lawn boy? 311 00:21:43,616 --> 00:21:46,244 - We're friends. - Since when? 312 00:21:46,318 --> 00:21:48,809 Excuse me, Cindy. "Friends"? Come on. 313 00:21:48,887 --> 00:21:51,981 Well, what about Bobby? 314 00:21:52,057 --> 00:21:55,390 Yeah, come on. We just want some answers, all right? 315 00:21:55,461 --> 00:21:57,656 Guys, why don't you take a look at my forehead? 316 00:21:57,730 --> 00:22:00,130 Do you see a sign that says "information"? 317 00:22:00,199 --> 00:22:03,134 - Ooh! - I didn't think so. 318 00:22:03,202 --> 00:22:06,603 - Girl! - Taste, please. 319 00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:21,953 Hey, come on! 320 00:22:40,739 --> 00:22:45,676 I know that lunch was part of our deal, but I didn't think it meant the same table. 321 00:22:45,744 --> 00:22:49,646 Well, I thought it would be a little more believable. 322 00:22:49,715 --> 00:22:54,652 - Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyway, you did treat. - Yes. 323 00:22:55,921 --> 00:22:58,253 Aren't you in the wrong section? 324 00:22:58,323 --> 00:23:00,951 Losers are to the left. 325 00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:03,290 Then I guess you'll be making a right. 326 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:06,994 That's the asshole section. 327 00:23:10,202 --> 00:23:14,070 Thanks. 328 00:23:14,139 --> 00:23:16,073 Yeah. 329 00:23:17,409 --> 00:23:19,775 Oh! You need a map,John? 330 00:23:19,845 --> 00:23:21,904 We've only been sitting at that table for three years. 331 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,642 Well, look. That wimp ass Miller is parked in our zone. 332 00:23:24,717 --> 00:23:27,242 Lighten up. How bad could he be? 333 00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:29,719 He's with Cindy. Come on. 334 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:34,481 You all know Ronnie? 335 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,154 Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together. 336 00:23:37,229 --> 00:23:39,595 Uh, but I haven't seen him since then. 337 00:23:43,702 --> 00:23:48,071 I read in the paper that you and Ricky will probably make all-county, 338 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:50,108 maybe even all-state this season. 339 00:23:50,175 --> 00:23:52,666 - Oh, really? You go to the game? - Every one. 340 00:23:52,745 --> 00:23:55,179 - I never seen ya there. - I have. 341 00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:57,715 You sit in the visiting section, don't you? 342 00:23:57,783 --> 00:24:01,310 - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team. 343 00:24:01,386 --> 00:24:03,946 - It's psychological warfare. - Yeah! 344 00:24:04,022 --> 00:24:06,286 I almost got my butt kicked three times. 345 00:24:06,358 --> 00:24:08,952 - I'll bet. - Now that's school spirit. 346 00:24:09,027 --> 00:24:10,688 - Risking your life for the team. - Yeah. 347 00:24:10,763 --> 00:24:15,393 - I guess. - Yeah. 348 00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:23,169 Guys, look at this. Ronald's over in no-man's land, and he's still alive. 349 00:24:23,242 --> 00:24:25,176 What does he think he's doing, Kenneth? 350 00:24:25,244 --> 00:24:27,303 - He must be helping them with their homework. - Yeah. 351 00:24:27,379 --> 00:24:29,904 First morning in school, homework? Sure, Ken. 352 00:24:42,394 --> 00:24:44,658 - Great. - Oh! 353 00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:48,791 God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping. 354 00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:51,859 No problem. I stop here every day anyway. 355 00:24:51,937 --> 00:24:54,565 - Why didn't you eat lunch? - I don't know. 356 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,734 I guess I just get nervous around those guys. 357 00:24:57,810 --> 00:24:59,744 - Hi. - Hi. 358 00:24:59,812 --> 00:25:02,781 - Hi, Cindy. - John. 359 00:25:02,848 --> 00:25:05,476 Now is your chance. Okay, why don't you go over there... 360 00:25:05,551 --> 00:25:07,712 and invite them to come over here and join us, okay? 361 00:25:07,786 --> 00:25:09,777 - Good idea. - Okay. 362 00:25:09,855 --> 00:25:12,380 Okay. 363 00:25:12,457 --> 00:25:16,894 - Hey, guys, come on over. The pizza's on me. - Whoo! 364 00:25:16,962 --> 00:25:19,897 All right. Whoo! 365 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:23,267 - Come on. Don't. - Man! 366 00:25:23,335 --> 00:25:25,826 - Oh, come on, you guys. - Give me that. 367 00:25:25,904 --> 00:25:28,270 Dude. Thanks, Ron. 368 00:25:31,076 --> 00:25:35,945 - It's okay. 369 00:25:39,384 --> 00:25:42,979 Oh, come on. F-6, okay. Got F-6. 370 00:25:43,055 --> 00:25:46,456 - Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad. 371 00:25:46,525 --> 00:25:48,652 Hey, honey, how's that new microscope? 372 00:25:48,727 --> 00:25:51,161 It's a tele- 373 00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:53,391 I decided to wait for the big Columbus Day sale. 374 00:25:53,465 --> 00:25:56,457 - Where ya off to? - I'm going to a party... 375 00:25:56,535 --> 00:25:58,628 at John Richman's with Cindy Mancini. 376 00:25:58,704 --> 00:26:01,502 - Cindy Mancini? - Mm-hmm. 377 00:26:01,573 --> 00:26:04,667 - Senior? captain of the cheerleaders? - Yes. 378 00:26:04,743 --> 00:26:08,736 Most beautiful girl in the history of this county. 379 00:26:08,814 --> 00:26:12,477 Mm-hmm. That's her. Well, I'm late. I gotta bolt. 380 00:26:12,551 --> 00:26:16,681 "Bolt"? Something stinks in suburbia. 381 00:26:16,755 --> 00:26:20,691 - Hey. - Secret agent man Secret agent man 382 00:26:24,997 --> 00:26:27,830 Who is it? - Ronald. 383 00:26:28,901 --> 00:26:32,200 - Oh, Ronald? - Yes, ma'am. 384 00:26:32,271 --> 00:26:35,570 Um, did I- Did I forget to pay you last week? 385 00:26:35,641 --> 00:26:37,734 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy. 386 00:26:37,809 --> 00:26:40,243 - Cindy? - Yes, ma'am. Your daughter. 387 00:26:40,312 --> 00:26:42,246 - Cindy! 388 00:26:42,314 --> 00:26:45,408 - Here she is. - Uh-huh. Bye. 389 00:26:45,484 --> 00:26:50,581 - Cindy, I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to your mother. - She'll get over it. 390 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:55,856 - Is something the matter? - Yes, there's something the matter! 391 00:26:55,928 --> 00:26:59,762 Ronald, I'm usually picked up in some sort of mechanized transportation. 392 00:26:59,831 --> 00:27:04,495 I'm sorry. It's just - It's a nice night, cindy. It's only a few blocks. 393 00:27:04,569 --> 00:27:06,503 I am not going on a nature walk. 394 00:27:06,571 --> 00:27:09,438 I can't believe I let you negotiate a Saturday night. 395 00:27:09,508 --> 00:27:11,635 I mean, what? We had lunch all week together. 396 00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:14,611 I stood near you in the hall. I even took you out for pizza! 397 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,114 And I waved to you at the game yesterday. 398 00:27:17,182 --> 00:27:20,913 I mean, Saturday night was not part of our deal. 399 00:27:20,986 --> 00:27:23,386 Bobby hasn't called? 400 00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:28,051 I don't think that's any of your business. 401 00:27:31,496 --> 00:27:35,728 Cindy, here Bobby was a big-time football star. 402 00:27:35,801 --> 00:27:39,601 But there he's just a freshman tryin' to make it. 403 00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:43,767 I'm sure he's thinking about you. 404 00:27:43,842 --> 00:27:46,834 I'm sorry. 405 00:27:46,912 --> 00:27:50,370 Sorry? Hey, I'm the one that forgot my dad's car. 406 00:27:50,449 --> 00:27:55,182 It's just that I haven't had that many dates in the last 16, say, 17 years. 407 00:27:57,322 --> 00:28:00,018 So what do you think of this suit, huh? Elegant? 408 00:28:00,092 --> 00:28:03,152 Gaudy? 409 00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:08,461 What's a two-word phrase for late and inconsiderate? 410 00:28:08,533 --> 00:28:13,436 Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller. 411 00:28:13,505 --> 00:28:16,303 - Hysterical. He'll be here. 412 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:19,469 Yeah, he's probably havin' a late lunch with Cindy. 413 00:28:19,544 --> 00:28:22,945 The least he could have done is drop off the dip and chips. 414 00:28:23,015 --> 00:28:25,040 The cold brew is just not the same. 415 00:28:25,117 --> 00:28:29,645 So what's the real reason why they call you Big John? 416 00:28:29,721 --> 00:28:31,712 Well, how about I show you? 417 00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:33,724 - Hey, great game, Big John. - Oh, thanks. 418 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:35,726 - Hey. - So- 419 00:28:35,794 --> 00:28:38,490 Um, you brought Cindy here? 420 00:28:38,563 --> 00:28:44,058 No- Yes- Well, we came from her house together, so, yeah. 421 00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:47,128 - Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle a brew? - Sure, you got an A&W? 422 00:28:47,205 --> 00:28:49,400 No, you're a funny guy though. 423 00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:54,368 'cause you're not to blame 'cause you're not the same 424 00:28:54,446 --> 00:28:58,507 - You okay? - Dude, I got to let it go, man. 425 00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:02,679 I mean, bad. Oh, but there's no need for panic, 426 00:29:02,754 --> 00:29:07,589 because John Richman is a socially responsible human being. 427 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:10,389 Hi, Cindy. 428 00:29:10,462 --> 00:29:13,260 - Hi. 429 00:29:13,331 --> 00:29:16,664 - Hi. - People are starting to buy this. 430 00:29:16,735 --> 00:29:21,672 I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic. 431 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,833 Mm-hmm. 432 00:29:23,909 --> 00:29:27,572 - What do you think? 433 00:29:31,249 --> 00:29:34,116 Ronnie, do you want me to give you a ride home after school? 434 00:29:34,186 --> 00:29:36,711 - Yes, please. Thank you. - Okay, I'll see you then. 435 00:29:36,788 --> 00:29:40,280 - Good morning. - Good morning. 436 00:29:40,358 --> 00:29:44,226 - How was your weekend? - It was great. How was yours? 437 00:29:44,296 --> 00:29:48,255 Well, uh, Friday, uh... 438 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:52,497 I nearly got my face rearranged by a visiting fan trying to save ya a seat. 439 00:29:52,571 --> 00:29:56,200 And Saturday, you stood us up for cards. 440 00:29:56,274 --> 00:29:58,208 And, hey, Sunday, never returned any of my calls. 441 00:29:58,276 --> 00:30:00,608 - Damn. I'm sorry. - Yeah? For which one? 442 00:30:00,679 --> 00:30:03,546 I said I'm sorry. Can we please terminate this? 443 00:30:03,615 --> 00:30:06,015 Fine. 444 00:30:06,084 --> 00:30:08,951 Hey, hey, Kenneth. Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth! 445 00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:11,784 Let's do somethin' this weekend, just me and you. 446 00:30:11,857 --> 00:30:13,791 Okay, Friday night. 447 00:30:13,859 --> 00:30:16,919 - I can't. - Saturday. 448 00:30:16,995 --> 00:30:18,963 Well, I was thinkin' more like Sunday afternoon. 449 00:30:19,030 --> 00:30:21,794 Great. I'll call you for an appointment. 450 00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:26,429 Oh, great. All right. I'll see you Sunday. 451 00:30:26,505 --> 00:30:31,442 Yo, gentlemen. Hey! How's it goin'? 452 00:30:33,845 --> 00:30:38,248 You know, when I offered you a ride home, it wasn't to get you to wash my car. 453 00:30:38,316 --> 00:30:43,117 - I don't mind. Actually, I kind of like it. - You're a hard worker. 454 00:30:43,188 --> 00:30:45,349 Work's not really my thing. 455 00:30:45,423 --> 00:30:47,755 Cheerleading's hard work. You do it well. 456 00:30:47,826 --> 00:30:52,092 I guess. But what I mean is that I don't do much else... 457 00:30:52,164 --> 00:30:54,098 except for shop and hangout. 458 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:57,033 You can do anything you want. 459 00:30:57,102 --> 00:31:00,868 Anything you put your heart and your mind into. 460 00:31:00,939 --> 00:31:04,204 I believe that. 461 00:31:10,815 --> 00:31:13,750 Um, I'll be right back. Do you want anything from the kitchen or anything? 462 00:31:13,818 --> 00:31:17,185 - No, thanks. - Okay. 463 00:31:50,288 --> 00:31:52,347 - Here. - Here. 464 00:32:05,470 --> 00:32:08,234 "Someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms... 465 00:32:08,306 --> 00:32:11,332 " in a sea of deep blue. 466 00:32:11,409 --> 00:32:14,776 Together at last, together as two." 467 00:32:14,846 --> 00:32:17,872 Oh, that's beautiful. 468 00:32:17,949 --> 00:32:22,386 - I didn't know you were a poet. - No one knows. 469 00:32:22,454 --> 00:32:24,684 Even Bobby? 470 00:32:26,124 --> 00:32:30,060 Thank you for trusting me with these. 471 00:32:31,997 --> 00:32:35,694 Let's just keep it between us, okay? 472 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:38,133 For life or longer? Promise? 473 00:32:38,203 --> 00:32:42,970 Promise. But you should be proud of it. You're talented. 474 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:45,271 And you're drenched. 475 00:32:45,343 --> 00:32:47,038 - Ah! 476 00:32:54,019 --> 00:32:56,817 - You really like this? - Yeah, I do, but you're missing one big essential. 477 00:32:56,888 --> 00:32:58,822 - You're sure? - Yeah! 478 00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:00,824 What am I missing? 479 00:33:00,892 --> 00:33:03,258 I'd like to see those, please. 480 00:33:08,066 --> 00:33:10,000 Aw! Very cool. 481 00:33:10,068 --> 00:33:14,835 - How much are they? - Don't worry about it. They're on me. 482 00:33:26,584 --> 00:33:28,518 Come on. 483 00:33:38,029 --> 00:33:39,860 I'm starting to get nervous now. 484 00:33:39,931 --> 00:33:41,865 - Okay. Bye, Cindy. - Bye-bye. 485 00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:43,867 Good to see you, honey. 486 00:33:43,935 --> 00:33:45,903 I can't believe you won't tell me where we're going. 487 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:47,904 - What are we doing? Horseback riding? - Mm-mm. 488 00:33:47,972 --> 00:33:49,906 - A picnic? - Nope. 489 00:33:49,974 --> 00:33:52,568 Since it's our last official date, I thought we could check out one of my favorite places. 490 00:33:52,644 --> 00:33:55,408 - Well, what's in the box? - You'll find out. 491 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,041 - Okay. - Trust me! It'll be fun. 492 00:33:59,117 --> 00:34:02,314 - Aah! Aah! 493 00:34:12,530 --> 00:34:16,364 Okay, let me guess. Are we out of gas? 494 00:34:16,434 --> 00:34:19,301 - Come on, Ronald. I thought we outlawed this kind of stuff. - Follow me. 495 00:34:19,371 --> 00:34:22,898 Wait a second. You're nuts. 496 00:34:22,974 --> 00:34:25,841 I mean, I don't usually scale walls on dates. 497 00:34:25,910 --> 00:34:29,710 - You can do it. - Of course, I can do it. 498 00:34:38,757 --> 00:34:40,691 Whoa. 499 00:34:44,662 --> 00:34:47,460 I've heard about this place. 500 00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,933 The airplane junkyard. 501 00:34:51,002 --> 00:34:52,936 Graveyard. 502 00:34:56,674 --> 00:35:00,405 This is the real history. 503 00:35:00,478 --> 00:35:04,175 Not the stuff we memorize in books. 504 00:35:07,452 --> 00:35:09,647 - Are these real bullet holes right here? - Yep! 505 00:35:09,721 --> 00:35:13,680 Follow me. 506 00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:26,560 The Navy found this one last year off the coast of Japan. 507 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:33,537 They did a corrosion study on it. 508 00:35:33,611 --> 00:35:36,102 After 40 years at the bottom of the ocean... 509 00:35:36,181 --> 00:35:39,344 this is all that rusted. 510 00:35:39,417 --> 00:35:42,318 Our grandparents sure knew how to make things that last. 511 00:35:42,387 --> 00:35:45,322 How do you know all this stuff? 512 00:35:45,390 --> 00:35:48,791 Well, the pilot who ditched it in 1944? 513 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:51,727 He came back a few weeks ago to take a look at this. 514 00:35:51,796 --> 00:35:56,733 He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day. 515 00:36:03,908 --> 00:36:09,312 God. There are mountains up there. 516 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:14,716 And valleys, canyons and plains. 517 00:36:14,786 --> 00:36:17,914 What's that thing, um, up there that looks like a star sapphire? 518 00:36:17,989 --> 00:36:21,356 - What's that? - Tycho. 519 00:36:21,426 --> 00:36:23,917 An asteroid crashed there and broke the moon. 520 00:36:23,995 --> 00:36:27,055 - Broke the moon? - Yeah. 521 00:36:27,131 --> 00:36:32,034 It made a crack in the moon a hundred times the size of the Grand canyon. 522 00:36:32,103 --> 00:36:37,370 On the right is the Sea of Tranquility. 523 00:36:38,943 --> 00:36:43,380 The first spaceship from Earth landed there the day I was born. 524 00:36:45,817 --> 00:36:48,980 That's why you're so into astrology, right? 525 00:36:49,053 --> 00:36:50,987 Astronomy. 526 00:36:53,024 --> 00:36:55,083 No. 527 00:36:55,159 --> 00:36:58,526 It's just... up there... 528 00:36:58,596 --> 00:37:00,530 is our future world. 529 00:37:00,598 --> 00:37:02,828 By the time I'm my dad's age, 530 00:37:02,901 --> 00:37:07,031 people will be living there and working. 531 00:37:07,105 --> 00:37:09,437 Maybe even us. 532 00:37:27,525 --> 00:37:31,518 The moon. It looks different now. 533 00:37:31,596 --> 00:37:34,997 It's not as mysterious or romantic. 534 00:37:35,066 --> 00:37:38,035 I'm sorry I ruined it for you. 535 00:37:39,337 --> 00:37:44,206 You didn't ruin it. You just changed it, I guess. 536 00:37:48,846 --> 00:37:54,512 Um, there's something really important we need to discuss. 537 00:37:56,921 --> 00:38:00,220 I was wondering when you'd bring this up. 538 00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:05,422 I'm new at all this. I'm gonna have to rely on your experience. 539 00:38:05,496 --> 00:38:07,930 Well, let's just do it naturally. 540 00:38:07,999 --> 00:38:10,900 You know? With no planning. 541 00:38:10,969 --> 00:38:13,995 How do we do it? Our official breaking-up tomorrow? 542 00:38:14,072 --> 00:38:16,768 Right. 543 00:38:16,841 --> 00:38:20,937 Right. That's exactly what I was thinking about. The breakup. 544 00:38:21,012 --> 00:38:23,503 Us ending our fake relationship. 545 00:38:23,581 --> 00:38:27,312 I mean, I don't even know whoever believed it. 546 00:38:27,385 --> 00:38:30,115 Us going out? You, me? Yeah, right. 547 00:38:30,188 --> 00:38:34,284 Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic. 548 00:38:34,359 --> 00:38:38,887 Okay, so, how shall we do it? 549 00:38:38,963 --> 00:38:41,158 Stage a big fight? A lovers' quarrel? 550 00:38:41,232 --> 00:38:44,929 No, we don't have anything to fight about. 551 00:38:45,003 --> 00:38:48,837 Oh, that's okay. We can make something up. Let's see. What do people fight about? 552 00:38:48,906 --> 00:38:53,570 Well, we wouldn't want to damage your reputation. 553 00:38:53,645 --> 00:38:56,773 - Reputation? - I think a small, dignified ceremony... 554 00:38:56,848 --> 00:39:01,217 - is probably the best way... - Me? 555 00:39:01,285 --> 00:39:04,413 - to end it. - With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah! 556 00:39:04,489 --> 00:39:06,423 I can't believe this. A reputation. 557 00:39:08,893 --> 00:39:12,590 Thank you, Cindy. Have a good night now. 558 00:39:14,332 --> 00:39:16,926 Whoo! 559 00:39:18,002 --> 00:39:21,768 I got a reputation, baby 560 00:39:23,341 --> 00:39:25,275 Oh, I'm gonna be late. 561 00:39:28,579 --> 00:39:31,946 So how do you do it? 562 00:39:32,016 --> 00:39:35,543 Yeah. There you go. 563 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:37,144 Oh, I'm gonna be late. 564 00:39:37,221 --> 00:39:40,384 - Hi. - Hi. 565 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:45,020 - Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm. 566 00:39:45,096 --> 00:39:49,294 and I think that now is the time that we had our little talk. 567 00:39:49,367 --> 00:39:54,168 - About what? - Us. You know, me. 568 00:39:54,238 --> 00:39:56,172 Now? 569 00:39:57,575 --> 00:39:59,805 Okay, great. 570 00:39:59,877 --> 00:40:04,814 Well, um, I did a little thinking too! 571 00:40:04,882 --> 00:40:07,544 No, actually! I did quite a bit of thinking! 572 00:40:07,618 --> 00:40:09,882 - And I decided that you're breaking me. - What? 573 00:40:09,954 --> 00:40:13,583 Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11. 574 00:40:13,658 --> 00:40:15,592 What are you talking about? 575 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:18,788 This. I'm dry. 576 00:40:18,863 --> 00:40:22,060 Hey, I can't keep up with you. I'm not a bank. 577 00:40:22,133 --> 00:40:24,192 They love it. - Would you stop it, please? 578 00:40:24,268 --> 00:40:27,431 - This isn't dignified. - Dignified? 579 00:40:27,505 --> 00:40:29,439 Yeah. 580 00:40:29,507 --> 00:40:34,240 For one month you draped all over me like a cheap fucking suit! 581 00:40:36,314 --> 00:40:39,249 - Now I'm not dignified? - This is not necessary. 582 00:40:39,317 --> 00:40:41,785 Would you show some maturity? 583 00:40:41,853 --> 00:40:43,946 Like your precious Bobby? 584 00:40:44,021 --> 00:40:46,421 - Yeah. - Yeah. 585 00:40:46,491 --> 00:40:48,459 - Yeah. - Well, if I was as mature as him, 586 00:40:48,526 --> 00:40:51,723 I probably wouldn't have called you either. 587 00:40:51,796 --> 00:40:54,856 I'm tired of you comparing me to Bobby, and, in fact, I'm tired of you. 588 00:40:54,932 --> 00:40:57,093 Period! 589 00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:02,367 - Whoo! 590 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,603 Poor Cindy. It's awful the way Ronnie annihilated her. 591 00:41:05,676 --> 00:41:09,942 I know. I mean, I don't know what she ever saw in him. 592 00:41:10,014 --> 00:41:15,748 - He's such a- such a heartbreaker. - Yeah. That's it. 593 00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:18,550 The Ronster, man. You're one badass dude. Hey, listen. 594 00:41:18,623 --> 00:41:22,582 You don't mind if I try to get tired of Cindy now that you're finished with her, do you? 595 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:25,288 No. - Loved it, baby. 596 00:41:26,731 --> 00:41:28,665 All right. 597 00:41:40,511 --> 00:41:42,706 That was a great act this morning. 598 00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:46,409 That slap was so real. We are talking Oscar nomination. 599 00:41:46,484 --> 00:41:50,215 Mmm. Yeah, well- 600 00:41:50,288 --> 00:41:53,314 We gave 'em a good show. 601 00:41:53,391 --> 00:41:55,985 The audience loved it. 602 00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:58,688 Oh, what an excellent four weeks. 603 00:41:58,763 --> 00:42:01,994 Your friends really took to me, all because of you. 604 00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:04,261 - Ronnie, it was like a job. 605 00:42:04,335 --> 00:42:06,599 I mean, you bailed me, and I pretended to like you. 606 00:42:06,671 --> 00:42:10,767 - And I was only honoring our rental contract. - Yeah, well, it worked. 607 00:42:10,842 --> 00:42:16,041 Geez. Popularity sure beats being treated like a social leper. Let me tell ya. 608 00:42:16,113 --> 00:42:18,138 Popularity isn't perfect. 609 00:42:18,216 --> 00:42:21,515 I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes. 610 00:42:21,586 --> 00:42:23,577 Do you remember that suede outfit that I wore? 611 00:42:23,654 --> 00:42:28,489 - Yeah. - Yeah, well, that was me trying to impress people. 612 00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:32,222 I have to work at it. So does everybody else. 613 00:42:33,965 --> 00:42:35,899 Cindy? 614 00:42:35,967 --> 00:42:39,926 It's to keep your poetry in. 615 00:42:41,505 --> 00:42:44,099 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 616 00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:50,945 Ronald, whatever happens with the popularity thing, you know... 617 00:42:51,015 --> 00:42:53,381 stay yourself. 618 00:42:53,451 --> 00:42:55,578 Don't change to please them. 619 00:42:55,653 --> 00:43:00,590 Me change? Tsk. Never. 620 00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:03,783 That's right. I'm here! Ha, ha! 621 00:43:03,861 --> 00:43:06,591 Feelin' good. Hey, babies. How ya doin', man? Good to see ya- 622 00:43:06,664 --> 00:43:08,598 - Oh, Ronnie! - Oh, ladies, you look beautiful. 623 00:43:08,666 --> 00:43:11,100 That's all right. Mom, Dad, send money, please. I'm broke. 624 00:43:11,168 --> 00:43:13,728 Hey, man, good to see ya. Good to see ya. Good to see ya. 625 00:43:13,804 --> 00:43:16,102 - All I'm asking for is one date. - No! 626 00:43:16,173 --> 00:43:19,768 Oh, ladies, you're lookin' fine this A.M. 627 00:43:19,844 --> 00:43:22,608 Thanks, Ronnie. Lookin' rather tasty yourself. 628 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,841 - Ooh. - I love your hair. 629 00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:28,784 - It's so... so saturated. 630 00:43:28,853 --> 00:43:30,787 - It's nothin' major, just a little mousse. - Yeah, 42 gallons. 631 00:43:30,855 --> 00:43:34,484 - You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night? 632 00:43:34,558 --> 00:43:36,788 - Yeah. - Yeah, I believe I have that evening liberated. 633 00:43:36,861 --> 00:43:38,795 - Wonderful. - I hope so. 634 00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:41,297 Ronnie, this is gonna be tougher than I thought. I'm gonna need your advice. 635 00:43:41,365 --> 00:43:44,994 - Barbara, I was gonna ask him out! - Relax, Pats. 636 00:43:45,069 --> 00:43:48,766 - It's only October. - Yeah, right! 637 00:43:48,839 --> 00:43:51,706 Wait for me! 638 00:43:51,776 --> 00:43:54,244 How about some tunes? 639 00:43:54,312 --> 00:43:59,682 - Your dad sell aluminum siding? - No, he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why? 640 00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:02,776 This car sort of reminds me of my granddad's. 641 00:44:02,853 --> 00:44:04,787 - Hmm. 642 00:44:04,855 --> 00:44:07,323 So how come you asked me out? 643 00:44:07,391 --> 00:44:11,452 You went out with Cindy. She is Cindy Mancini. 644 00:44:11,529 --> 00:44:14,157 You can't argue with that logic. 645 00:44:14,231 --> 00:44:18,224 - Come on, Cathy. Let's take it back to my place. 646 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,841 Hey, look, there's Ronald in his dad's Chrysler. 647 00:44:25,910 --> 00:44:29,846 Good evening, gentlemen. 648 00:44:29,914 --> 00:44:32,405 I- I love station wagons. 649 00:44:32,483 --> 00:44:35,316 You may like it, but once the cools see that car... 650 00:44:35,386 --> 00:44:37,320 - they're gonna remember who he is. - Yeah! 651 00:44:37,388 --> 00:44:42,621 This is an interesting mode of transport. Sort of, uh, antiquated, like. 652 00:44:42,693 --> 00:44:46,959 Yeah, I call it my, um, undercover car. 653 00:44:47,031 --> 00:44:51,434 Oh,you snake. Don't be shifty with the boys. This car's perfect. 654 00:44:51,502 --> 00:44:54,835 complete with plush blanket. That's strategy, my man. All right. 655 00:44:54,905 --> 00:44:56,839 - What'd ya say? This ain't just a car, man. 656 00:44:56,907 --> 00:45:00,502 This is an unleaded love machine. 657 00:45:00,578 --> 00:45:03,547 Yeah, unleaded. 658 00:45:03,614 --> 00:45:06,674 Bet you could make some, uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb? 659 00:45:06,751 --> 00:45:09,948 - Hey, no complaints outta me. 660 00:45:10,021 --> 00:45:13,115 Yeah, those jocks sure have great taste in cars, huh? 661 00:45:13,190 --> 00:45:15,124 - Shut up, Lester. - You shut up. 662 00:45:15,192 --> 00:45:18,127 I just don't get it. 663 00:45:18,195 --> 00:45:22,131 - I propose we look for a new fourth. - Guess so. 664 00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:24,429 Uh-oh. I knowthat look. 665 00:45:24,502 --> 00:45:25,969 - Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire. 666 00:45:26,037 --> 00:45:28,665 Big John, nobody's into toxicwaste. 667 00:45:30,574 --> 00:45:33,407 Right there. 668 00:45:33,477 --> 00:45:35,240 Perfect. 669 00:45:35,312 --> 00:45:39,339 - Gross! 670 00:45:39,417 --> 00:45:41,783 You guys are so into bodily functions! 671 00:45:41,852 --> 00:45:43,786 I mean, it's not like that takes any skill. 672 00:45:43,854 --> 00:45:45,822 Oh, I don't know. For him, it's like an art form. 673 00:45:45,890 --> 00:45:48,188 - Oh, that's a real pleasant thought, Ronnie. - Oh, come on. We're guys. 674 00:45:48,259 --> 00:45:51,387 Oh, yo, Pats, keep an eye on my guy. I gotta hit the little girl's room. 675 00:45:51,462 --> 00:45:53,555 All right. Hurry up. 676 00:45:53,631 --> 00:45:56,725 Air! 677 00:45:56,801 --> 00:45:59,133 - Guess what. - What? 678 00:45:59,203 --> 00:46:02,900 You're taking me to the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th. 679 00:46:02,973 --> 00:46:04,941 - I am? - Yep. 680 00:46:05,009 --> 00:46:07,534 Well, what about Barbara? I thought she was your best friend. 681 00:46:07,611 --> 00:46:10,739 Well, she is. But, I mean, you know. 682 00:46:10,815 --> 00:46:14,273 Friends share their stuff with friends. You know what I mean? 683 00:46:14,351 --> 00:46:17,115 - Sure, friend. No problem. 684 00:46:17,188 --> 00:46:19,349 I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 685 00:46:19,423 --> 00:46:24,224 Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have moves that defy the laws of gravity. 686 00:46:24,295 --> 00:46:26,559 Ooh, I'll bet you do. 687 00:46:26,630 --> 00:46:29,724 I'll see you later, okay? 688 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,394 Bye. 689 00:46:35,806 --> 00:46:38,297 Dancer. 690 00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:42,505 Moves. Shit. 691 00:46:46,684 --> 00:46:48,777 So... how was he? 692 00:46:48,853 --> 00:46:51,788 Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know? 693 00:46:51,856 --> 00:46:54,154 Don't worry. I will. 694 00:46:56,227 --> 00:47:00,527 I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 695 00:47:10,741 --> 00:47:15,041 Oh, come on. Watch this. I bet he'll kick him. 696 00:47:15,112 --> 00:47:18,138 - One. Mm-hmm. 697 00:47:18,215 --> 00:47:20,410 Chuck? Chuck, I need the TV for a few minutes. 698 00:47:20,484 --> 00:47:23,317 - No. - Oh, Chuck, I just need to see the end of American Bandstand. 699 00:47:23,387 --> 00:47:25,252 No. 700 00:47:25,322 --> 00:47:27,290 Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya. 701 00:47:27,358 --> 00:47:31,692 What we have here is something I just learned called the law of supply and demand. 702 00:47:31,762 --> 00:47:37,598 I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks. 703 00:47:37,668 --> 00:47:40,466 Wrong! That is not how the economic theory works. 704 00:47:40,538 --> 00:47:42,904 Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard. 705 00:47:42,973 --> 00:47:45,806 Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity. 706 00:47:45,876 --> 00:47:49,744 Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative. 707 00:47:49,813 --> 00:47:52,247 I'll put on Bandstand just for you. 708 00:47:52,316 --> 00:47:54,614 - My famous gourmet pop- 709 00:47:54,685 --> 00:47:57,518 - First screen shaves- 710 00:47:57,588 --> 00:48:00,819 Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music. 711 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,904 He's watchin' American Bandstand. 712 00:48:18,976 --> 00:48:23,379 I'm talkin' cheerleaders, football players, local socialites. 713 00:48:23,447 --> 00:48:26,041 He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore. 714 00:48:26,116 --> 00:48:30,576 Come on, Chuckie. I think it's groovy that he's makin' new friends. 715 00:48:30,654 --> 00:48:32,588 - He's allowed to have fun. - He is? 716 00:48:32,656 --> 00:48:34,681 - And, besides, I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Oh, honey. 717 00:48:34,758 --> 00:48:38,694 It's like the dude's not weird anymore. 718 00:48:56,947 --> 00:48:59,245 Now that ain't Dick Clark. 719 00:48:59,316 --> 00:49:01,750 We thank our two exchange students from Lower Swahili, 720 00:49:01,819 --> 00:49:07,416 Charles Kibangi and Sandy Ubuki, for recreating the African anteater ritual... 721 00:49:07,491 --> 00:49:10,324 here on PBS African cultural Hour. 722 00:49:10,394 --> 00:49:13,693 African cultural Hour? 723 00:49:16,767 --> 00:49:19,861 Ow! 724 00:49:19,937 --> 00:49:22,462 Though she's trading favors When she tells me I believe her now 725 00:49:22,539 --> 00:49:24,473 Wow. Let me see you really quick. 726 00:49:24,541 --> 00:49:28,637 Mm-hmm 727 00:49:28,712 --> 00:49:30,646 - Hey, let's go dance! - In a minute, babe. 728 00:49:30,714 --> 00:49:33,547 - You know, I don't quite feel it yet with this tune. - That's cool. All right. 729 00:49:33,617 --> 00:49:39,021 - Oh, but she's an actress - Actress 730 00:49:39,089 --> 00:49:44,152 And I don't believe her No 731 00:49:44,228 --> 00:49:48,096 - But she's an actress - Actress 732 00:49:48,165 --> 00:49:50,725 - I don't believe her - Believe her 733 00:49:50,801 --> 00:49:55,500 Believe her Believe her 734 00:49:59,410 --> 00:50:02,811 Here you go. Thanks. 735 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,178 - That's a buck apiece, guys. 736 00:50:05,249 --> 00:50:08,412 Kenneth, this is your big idea. Why don't you pay for this? 737 00:50:08,485 --> 00:50:11,716 Oh! 738 00:50:11,789 --> 00:50:17,250 come on,you guys. 739 00:50:26,170 --> 00:50:28,764 Oh, baby 740 00:50:28,839 --> 00:50:30,966 You know just what to do 741 00:50:36,613 --> 00:50:41,073 So do you work as hard off the field as you do on? 742 00:50:41,151 --> 00:50:45,588 Well, uh, I did letter in three indoor sports. 743 00:50:50,194 --> 00:50:54,631 What a wonderful group of young adults we have this year. 744 00:50:54,698 --> 00:50:57,929 But I better check the bathrooms. 745 00:50:59,903 --> 00:51:04,869 One, two, three, four. 746 00:51:04,942 --> 00:51:08,776 - Hello, Ronald. - Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly. 747 00:51:13,283 --> 00:51:16,810 - Let's mingle. Look, it's the nerd herd. 748 00:51:23,927 --> 00:51:26,395 - Whoo! 749 00:51:26,463 --> 00:51:30,559 Ronnie, you're becoming a punchaholic. 750 00:51:37,474 --> 00:51:40,204 Come on. Let's get out there and dance. I mean, this is a dance. 751 00:51:40,277 --> 00:51:42,472 It's what we're here to do, right, is dance? 752 00:51:42,546 --> 00:51:44,980 Come on, please. Let's get out there and boogie. 753 00:51:45,048 --> 00:51:48,381 - Let's dance! Wait for me! 754 00:51:50,454 --> 00:51:52,388 All right! 755 00:51:55,192 --> 00:51:59,652 Eyes with mystery A lonely girl so alone 756 00:51:59,730 --> 00:52:02,028 Whoo! 757 00:52:04,301 --> 00:52:08,294 I've been living all my life 758 00:52:08,372 --> 00:52:12,365 To meet a girl like you 759 00:52:12,443 --> 00:52:15,435 I could touch you really nice 760 00:52:15,512 --> 00:52:20,074 While the fire came in the room 761 00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:22,141 All night, all night 762 00:52:22,219 --> 00:52:26,781 - What a spaz. - Oh, he must be in Special Ed. 763 00:52:26,857 --> 00:52:30,884 All night, all night 764 00:52:30,961 --> 00:52:34,397 Baby loves it all night 765 00:52:35,466 --> 00:52:38,663 Angel in the light 766 00:52:38,735 --> 00:52:42,398 Dancin' right beside me 767 00:52:43,707 --> 00:52:46,141 That's bizarre. 768 00:52:46,210 --> 00:52:48,440 But if the Ronster's doin' it, it must be new. 769 00:52:48,512 --> 00:52:51,572 So strong 770 00:52:53,150 --> 00:52:57,086 - I've been waiting all my life 771 00:52:57,154 --> 00:53:01,215 Wanting a girl like you 772 00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:05,125 I could touch you many nights 773 00:53:05,195 --> 00:53:08,187 - While fiire surrounds the moon 774 00:53:08,265 --> 00:53:11,826 All night, all night 775 00:53:11,902 --> 00:53:14,200 Baby loves it all night 776 00:53:14,271 --> 00:53:17,638 - Try it! 777 00:53:17,708 --> 00:53:19,642 All night, all night 778 00:53:19,710 --> 00:53:22,873 Baby loves it all night 779 00:53:22,946 --> 00:53:27,349 Ooh, ooh, ooh- ohh 780 00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:30,079 Hey! Yo! 781 00:53:33,156 --> 00:53:35,681 Yeah! 782 00:53:36,793 --> 00:53:39,591 Whoo! 783 00:53:42,266 --> 00:53:43,790 - Yeah! 784 00:53:43,867 --> 00:53:45,801 Ow! 785 00:53:45,869 --> 00:53:49,862 While fiire surrounds the moon 786 00:53:52,709 --> 00:53:56,645 - Hey! - It's the African anteater ritual! 787 00:54:02,586 --> 00:54:04,781 All right! 788 00:54:08,225 --> 00:54:10,159 - Oh, I had a great time. - Out of sight. 789 00:54:10,227 --> 00:54:12,161 Hey, that dance was pretty severe there. 790 00:54:12,229 --> 00:54:14,197 Yeah, where'd you get those hot moves? 791 00:54:14,264 --> 00:54:16,755 - I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where? 792 00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:18,801 - I'll be right back. - Rio? 793 00:54:18,869 --> 00:54:22,566 - Paris? - No, really exotic. Beautiful downtown Burbank. 794 00:54:24,641 --> 00:54:27,269 - Cind, babe! - Here you go. 795 00:54:27,344 --> 00:54:30,438 Look, the name is Cindy, and don't call me babe. 796 00:54:30,514 --> 00:54:32,709 - Just wanted to say hello. - Then just say it! 797 00:54:32,783 --> 00:54:35,115 Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly. 798 00:54:35,185 --> 00:54:37,119 Why don't you be friendly with your flock, okay? 799 00:54:37,187 --> 00:54:40,554 - I owe all my friends to you. - Ha! Like I really want credit for this. 800 00:54:40,624 --> 00:54:43,787 I mean, your disciples are making fools of themselves. 801 00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:46,590 I mean, I've seen zombies with more individuality. 802 00:54:46,663 --> 00:54:50,292 Yeah, like your college boy. What's his name? Biff? 803 00:54:50,367 --> 00:54:55,395 Don't give me that. His name happens to be Brent. 804 00:54:55,472 --> 00:54:57,940 There's a difference? 805 00:55:08,552 --> 00:55:13,421 Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand 806 00:55:14,491 --> 00:55:16,959 Ahhh 807 00:55:17,027 --> 00:55:19,655 Alone at last. 808 00:55:19,730 --> 00:55:21,994 French kissin' in the U.S.A. 809 00:55:22,065 --> 00:55:24,192 - Hi, friend. - Hi. 810 00:55:25,268 --> 00:55:27,634 You're awfully far away. 811 00:55:27,704 --> 00:55:31,572 - I'm sorry. 812 00:55:33,310 --> 00:55:35,904 So, tell me... 813 00:55:35,979 --> 00:55:39,471 are, um- are you into long-distance relationships? 814 00:55:39,549 --> 00:55:42,416 - No. - No? 815 00:55:42,486 --> 00:55:46,013 Then why don't you reach out and touch someone? 816 00:55:46,089 --> 00:55:49,252 - Hello. 817 00:55:49,326 --> 00:55:54,263 I happen to know that in the whole school... 818 00:55:54,331 --> 00:55:58,461 there's only one other tittie quite this pretty. 819 00:55:58,535 --> 00:56:01,003 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 820 00:56:01,071 --> 00:56:03,164 And this is it. 821 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:06,937 Yep! That's it. 822 00:56:07,010 --> 00:56:10,343 I bet you've never seen two like these before. 823 00:56:10,414 --> 00:56:13,679 Well, my parents do have cable. 824 00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:15,684 - Oh, they do, do they? - Mm-hmm. 825 00:56:15,752 --> 00:56:19,449 - Mmm. Don't you want to touch me? - Oh! 826 00:56:19,523 --> 00:56:23,550 Oh! Wow! I can't believe this. 827 00:56:23,627 --> 00:56:28,724 - Oh, God! 828 00:56:31,101 --> 00:56:35,333 Seventeen years, three months and five days. 829 00:56:35,405 --> 00:56:39,364 That's a long time to wait for some tit. 830 00:56:39,443 --> 00:56:41,775 - Without an atmosphere... 831 00:56:41,845 --> 00:56:44,075 the Earth would be a far different place. 832 00:56:44,147 --> 00:56:46,411 It might look like the moon. 833 00:56:46,483 --> 00:56:51,853 Our exploration of the moon showed us that it is nearly a dead planet today. 834 00:56:51,922 --> 00:56:55,255 But it provided one very important piece of information. 835 00:56:55,325 --> 00:56:57,919 I haven't seen or heard from you in three weeks. 836 00:56:57,994 --> 00:57:01,930 I'm not a mutant, Ron. I realize I may be obsolete... 837 00:57:01,998 --> 00:57:06,264 in your new world, but I'm not dead. 838 00:57:06,336 --> 00:57:09,772 We know nowthat the moon, as well as all the other bodies in the solar system... 839 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,708 were heavily bombarded in their fiirst billion years. 840 00:57:13,777 --> 00:57:16,712 - Then about three-and-a-half billion years ago... 841 00:57:16,780 --> 00:57:20,011 this bombardment slowed to a bare trickle as most of the solid chunk- 842 00:57:20,283 --> 00:57:22,774 You got it there, son? 843 00:57:22,853 --> 00:57:25,879 Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald! No mischief tonight. 844 00:57:25,956 --> 00:57:28,288 Nowthe police are really crackin'down this year. 845 00:57:28,358 --> 00:57:31,418 Oh, Dad, come on. Have a little faith. 846 00:57:31,495 --> 00:57:33,429 - See ya. 847 00:57:33,497 --> 00:57:36,933 - All right, we set up there? - Yep. 848 00:57:38,969 --> 00:57:41,028 Check it out. We got spoilt tomatoes... 849 00:57:41,104 --> 00:57:44,631 - Yeah. - rotten eggs and the piece de resistance. 850 00:57:44,708 --> 00:57:48,235 - The shitbomb! - Ha! Human feces? 851 00:57:48,311 --> 00:57:51,474 No, doggy doo. But it's just as efficient, bro. Here, sniff. 852 00:57:51,548 --> 00:57:55,040 - Ah, sniff this- God! Hey, Ronnie. 853 00:57:55,118 --> 00:57:57,450 - Here you go. - Whose house are we doin'? 854 00:57:57,521 --> 00:57:59,512 Ah, dig, classic, man. 855 00:57:59,589 --> 00:58:03,047 We have done the same house four years in a row. 856 00:58:03,126 --> 00:58:06,493 - It's like tradition now, huh, Ricky? - You know it! 857 00:58:06,563 --> 00:58:09,327 And yours, son, is the most important mission. 858 00:58:09,399 --> 00:58:13,335 Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door. 859 00:58:14,738 --> 00:58:17,673 I'm gonna personally deliver one of them to the police. 860 00:58:17,741 --> 00:58:19,675 Yes, sir! 861 00:58:31,988 --> 00:58:34,855 So I was telling you, you know, this guy is, like, totally rad. 862 00:58:34,925 --> 00:58:38,554 Excuse me. Ronnie said that you said that friends share, Patty. 863 00:58:38,628 --> 00:58:41,722 - You've had him two weeks- - You mean, she's attacked him for two weeks. 864 00:58:41,798 --> 00:58:45,165 Whoa, wait a minute! First of all, if I recall correctly... 865 00:58:45,235 --> 00:58:47,294 you still have Bobby. 866 00:58:47,370 --> 00:58:51,431 Secondly, you quit Ronnie, so that makes him public property. 867 00:58:51,508 --> 00:58:55,968 You guys, that's real romantic. I mean, he sounds like a restroom. 868 00:58:56,046 --> 00:58:59,482 First of all, I don't have Bobby. 869 00:58:59,549 --> 00:59:02,245 And secondly, I didn't think that my best friends... 870 00:59:02,319 --> 00:59:04,287 would be draped all over him like a cheap- 871 00:59:04,354 --> 00:59:08,916 Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet. 872 00:59:08,992 --> 00:59:11,688 Good. 873 00:59:11,761 --> 00:59:16,095 Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks. 874 00:59:16,166 --> 00:59:20,102 Yeah, next time I see one, I'll remember that. 875 00:59:20,170 --> 00:59:22,161 Oh. 876 00:59:24,809 --> 00:59:29,007 - Shh! 877 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,014 Shh! Shh! 878 00:59:32,116 --> 00:59:34,016 - You're sick! - There's the target. 879 00:59:34,085 --> 00:59:35,780 All right. 880 00:59:37,588 --> 00:59:40,250 Oh, shit. Y-You know- I know a better house. 881 00:59:40,324 --> 00:59:44,522 - It's not very far from here. It's right down this street. - Our senior year. 882 00:59:44,595 --> 00:59:47,359 Our last mission. 883 00:59:47,431 --> 00:59:49,695 The final shitbomb. 884 00:59:49,767 --> 00:59:52,668 - It's tradition and shit. Let's go! - Go on! 885 01:00:04,315 --> 01:00:08,274 Listen up. We divert 'em on each flank, and you shitbomb the front door. 886 01:00:08,352 --> 01:00:10,718 - No! I won't do it! - I told you he wouldn't do it! 887 01:00:10,788 --> 01:00:13,188 - You're still a nerd, huh? - Give me the shit! 888 01:00:13,257 --> 01:00:16,226 - No! I'll do it. - Come on! 889 01:00:21,132 --> 01:00:23,225 I don't want to do this! 890 01:00:37,882 --> 01:00:39,577 Do it now! 891 01:00:39,650 --> 01:00:42,016 - come on, Ronnie! - Throw it, Ronnie! 892 01:00:42,086 --> 01:00:44,611 - Throw it! - come on. Throw it! 893 01:00:44,689 --> 01:00:46,816 - come on! - Shit. 894 01:00:47,959 --> 01:00:50,519 - Yeah! Bull's-eye! - Whoo-hoo! 895 01:00:51,662 --> 01:00:54,825 - I got one! - I'm comin'! 896 01:00:54,899 --> 01:00:56,764 - No, you're not! - Keep him pinned down! 897 01:00:56,834 --> 01:00:59,803 - come on, BigJohn! Keep him down! 898 01:01:03,841 --> 01:01:06,605 Ronnie, let's go! come on! 899 01:01:06,677 --> 01:01:09,612 Get the hell out of there! 900 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,548 - come on,John! - Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man! 901 01:01:13,618 --> 01:01:15,984 You hold the little bastard! 902 01:01:16,053 --> 01:01:19,784 come on. Let's go! Whoo-hoo! 903 01:01:19,857 --> 01:01:22,519 There must've been a hole in the net. 904 01:01:22,593 --> 01:01:26,324 - We'll get 'em next year. 905 01:01:26,397 --> 01:01:28,592 I don't think he'll be back. 906 01:01:34,071 --> 01:01:36,801 This is a fine-looking bird,Judy. 907 01:01:36,874 --> 01:01:40,605 This is what got me an "A" in French class. 908 01:01:42,146 --> 01:01:43,704 Ronald. 909 01:01:43,781 --> 01:01:45,908 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 910 01:01:47,351 --> 01:01:50,582 Let's see yours, sibling. 911 01:01:52,123 --> 01:01:54,648 Ahh- I didn't get mine yet. 912 01:01:54,725 --> 01:01:57,421 You're the only one from kindergarten through college who didn't. 913 01:01:57,495 --> 01:02:00,396 - You didn't get yours yet? - Let me repeat! 914 01:02:00,464 --> 01:02:04,025 - I did not get mine yet! - Relax. 915 01:02:04,101 --> 01:02:06,399 There's no reason to raise your voice. 916 01:02:10,441 --> 01:02:12,671 Back to nursery school. 917 01:02:14,145 --> 01:02:17,137 - Look, these are my friends, okay? 918 01:02:17,214 --> 01:02:20,445 Say hello to your friends when you get me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 919 01:02:20,518 --> 01:02:24,010 - What? - Read my lips. 920 01:02:24,088 --> 01:02:27,751 Chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 921 01:02:34,298 --> 01:02:38,462 Two C's, three B's and one "A." 922 01:02:38,536 --> 01:02:40,800 Outstanding, son! 923 01:02:40,871 --> 01:02:43,362 Major improvement, Chuckie. 924 01:02:43,441 --> 01:02:46,342 Oh, yeah. Big deal. Three B's and two C's? 925 01:02:46,410 --> 01:02:49,072 I've been getting straightA's since birth. 926 01:02:49,146 --> 01:02:51,580 - So? - So! 927 01:02:51,649 --> 01:02:55,085 So everybody doubts the whereabouts of my report card. That's real fair. 928 01:02:55,152 --> 01:02:58,952 - Nobody doubts you. You said you didn't get it yet. - And I didn't! 929 01:02:59,023 --> 01:03:03,221 - It's just parental concern. - See, here is the primate example. 930 01:03:03,294 --> 01:03:07,993 You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? 931 01:03:08,065 --> 01:03:09,999 You give him money. 932 01:03:10,067 --> 01:03:12,126 Great. 933 01:03:13,070 --> 01:03:16,699 - Chilling! - Shut up, Chuck. 934 01:03:16,774 --> 01:03:19,800 - I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Shut up, Chuck! 935 01:03:22,446 --> 01:03:24,744 Here's your shake. 936 01:03:28,953 --> 01:03:32,719 I said thick! This isn't thick! 937 01:03:32,790 --> 01:03:36,886 Oh, well, let me check the consistency. 938 01:03:40,531 --> 01:03:42,965 Looks thick to me. 939 01:03:43,033 --> 01:03:45,001 No! 940 01:03:50,941 --> 01:03:53,774 What are you doing home? 941 01:03:53,844 --> 01:03:56,369 I thought you had a date with Rock. 942 01:03:56,447 --> 01:04:01,475 Well... I figured I had enough turkey for one day. 943 01:04:01,552 --> 01:04:03,543 - Me too. - Tsk. 944 01:04:03,621 --> 01:04:05,555 There's a good movie on TV. 945 01:04:05,623 --> 01:04:07,557 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 946 01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:10,719 - All right, let's make it a date. - Oh, sweetheart. 947 01:04:10,795 --> 01:04:13,457 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 948 01:04:15,866 --> 01:04:18,027 Hey, Kenneth! 949 01:04:18,102 --> 01:04:21,003 Let me explain. I took it long enough. 950 01:04:21,071 --> 01:04:23,039 Will you talk to me? Damn it! 951 01:04:24,542 --> 01:04:27,375 Well, have it your way, psycho, but you ain't invited. 952 01:04:27,445 --> 01:04:29,777 Invited to what, man? What are you talking about? 953 01:04:29,847 --> 01:04:32,748 - My house. New Year's Day? - A party, man? 954 01:04:32,817 --> 01:04:35,479 Bowl games, salami, cheesecake- Yeah! 955 01:04:35,553 --> 01:04:38,386 If I can recover from my party, book me a couch. 956 01:04:38,456 --> 01:04:40,424 - You got it! - Book me a bed. 957 01:04:40,491 --> 01:04:42,516 We have a lot of fun. 958 01:04:42,593 --> 01:04:46,324 - Somebody wants your ass bad, man. - Who is it? 959 01:04:46,397 --> 01:04:49,264 Get it! 960 01:04:51,168 --> 01:04:53,864 Hey. Hi. 961 01:04:53,938 --> 01:04:57,396 - Long time no talk, huh? - Yeah, I been kind of busy. 962 01:04:57,475 --> 01:05:01,172 Yeah, well, that's popularity. It's real time-consuming. 963 01:05:01,245 --> 01:05:07,411 Um - I was thinking that maybe sometime you and I could go to the airplane graveyard? 964 01:05:07,485 --> 01:05:10,784 You're not under any contractual obligation to me anymore. 965 01:05:12,823 --> 01:05:16,554 I wrote a new poem. It's called "Broken Moon." 966 01:05:16,627 --> 01:05:20,063 - Um, it starts- - Why don't you save it for your college boy? 967 01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:22,189 I wrote it for you. 968 01:05:22,266 --> 01:05:25,463 You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. 969 01:05:25,536 --> 01:05:27,936 Now you wanna ride on the Ronnie Miller express. 970 01:05:28,005 --> 01:05:31,236 I don't wanna ride the Ronnie Miller anything. 971 01:05:31,308 --> 01:05:34,402 Looks like you're the only one. 972 01:05:34,478 --> 01:05:36,708 Who? Iris? 973 01:05:36,780 --> 01:05:41,274 Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound. 974 01:05:43,487 --> 01:05:46,650 Well, at least her ticket won't cost me a thousand bucks. 975 01:05:50,561 --> 01:05:52,495 Cindy! 976 01:05:54,598 --> 01:05:57,897 - Hi, Ronnie. - Excuse me. 977 01:06:04,842 --> 01:06:08,778 Happy New Year, pal. 978 01:06:08,846 --> 01:06:10,780 Happy New Year, man. Have a beer. 979 01:06:10,848 --> 01:06:13,646 - Clark County! - Big John! 980 01:06:13,717 --> 01:06:18,279 Quinton is in! Let the fun begin! 981 01:06:18,355 --> 01:06:21,256 God, you're an asshole, man. 982 01:06:24,495 --> 01:06:28,397 - Hey, powerful punch, Barbs. - I haven't poured the punch in yet. 983 01:06:28,465 --> 01:06:31,559 - Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right. 984 01:06:31,635 --> 01:06:36,368 - Great outfit. - I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes. 985 01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:41,776 - Ah, progressive concept. - We make a great couple: me and my outfit. 986 01:06:41,845 --> 01:06:45,474 Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't come home for the holidays. 987 01:06:45,549 --> 01:06:47,744 You must really miss him. 988 01:06:50,421 --> 01:06:56,053 I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine. 989 01:06:56,126 --> 01:06:59,687 You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree. 990 01:06:59,763 --> 01:07:02,493 Very classy. 991 01:07:02,566 --> 01:07:06,900 Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing. 992 01:07:10,941 --> 01:07:14,604 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 993 01:07:14,678 --> 01:07:19,342 So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted. 994 01:07:24,955 --> 01:07:29,949 Oh- I am so wasted. Lie down. Just for a second. 995 01:07:30,027 --> 01:07:33,428 - Hey, we're closed for the holidays! 996 01:07:33,497 --> 01:07:37,763 - God. Hey, take it easy, guys. - close it, please! 997 01:07:37,835 --> 01:07:39,962 Geez! 998 01:07:40,037 --> 01:07:42,870 Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy... 999 01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:45,101 I'm going out with the hottest guy in school. 1000 01:07:45,175 --> 01:07:50,078 - Oh, I am hot. - Face it, Ronnie. You're it right now. 1001 01:07:50,147 --> 01:07:53,605 Oh- I'm it, and that's why you're with me. 1002 01:07:55,085 --> 01:07:57,019 Oh. 1003 01:07:57,087 --> 01:07:59,885 No. You won't respect me. 1004 01:07:59,957 --> 01:08:03,017 I respect you. Immensely. 1005 01:08:03,093 --> 01:08:06,119 And intensely. 1006 01:08:06,196 --> 01:08:09,063 - You do? - I do. 1007 01:08:09,133 --> 01:08:14,070 "This summer, my wish is for you to hold me... 1008 01:08:14,138 --> 01:08:16,072 "in your arms... 1009 01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:19,041 " in a sea of deep blue... 1010 01:08:19,109 --> 01:08:22,135 " together at last, together... 1011 01:08:22,212 --> 01:08:24,874 - as two." - Oh, Ronnie. 1012 01:08:30,587 --> 01:08:33,317 - Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here? - It's New Year's. 1013 01:08:33,390 --> 01:08:37,793 From the walls of Tokyo I've come to London town to go 1014 01:08:37,861 --> 01:08:41,957 So, Ricky and John tell me you're a connoisseur of fine wines. 1015 01:08:42,032 --> 01:08:45,297 No shit? Are you new here? 1016 01:08:45,369 --> 01:08:48,099 Uh-huh. I just transferred. 1017 01:08:48,172 --> 01:08:50,106 Mmm. 1018 01:08:50,174 --> 01:08:52,108 Thanks, man. I owe you one. 1019 01:08:52,176 --> 01:08:54,667 And I'm dancin' with myself- oh, oh 1020 01:08:54,745 --> 01:08:56,975 Hey, you guys! It's 11:27. 1021 01:08:57,047 --> 01:09:00,813 - 33 more minutes! - Whoo! Yeah! 1022 01:09:00,884 --> 01:09:03,853 Ronnie! Iris! come here. Have a brew. 1023 01:09:03,921 --> 01:09:05,855 Dancin' with myself- Oh, oh 1024 01:09:05,923 --> 01:09:09,723 To true friends- and a wild lady. 1025 01:09:09,793 --> 01:09:13,695 - The only way to fly. - I'll drink to that. 1026 01:09:13,764 --> 01:09:16,426 But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by 1027 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,627 Check it out, Bobby. 1028 01:09:18,702 --> 01:09:22,798 So let's sink another drink 'cause it'll give me time to think 1029 01:09:22,873 --> 01:09:27,333 - The man. The mick. What's happenin'? - Quinton. 1030 01:09:27,411 --> 01:09:30,175 Who's Iris' latest victim? 1031 01:09:30,247 --> 01:09:33,045 Oh,you got it backwards, Bobby. He's victimizing her. 1032 01:09:33,117 --> 01:09:34,607 Dancin' with myself 1033 01:09:34,685 --> 01:09:38,621 - Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench in school. - Ronald Miller? 1034 01:09:38,689 --> 01:09:41,817 He couldn't get nailed in wood shop. 1035 01:09:41,892 --> 01:09:46,022 Well, the man has reached legendary status this year, bro. 1036 01:09:46,096 --> 01:09:50,089 You ain't a legend 'til you score the captain of the cheerleaders. 1037 01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:52,692 Ooohhhh- Ooowwww 1038 01:09:52,770 --> 01:09:55,534 come on. I don't buy it. 1039 01:09:55,606 --> 01:09:58,166 Cindy? 1040 01:09:58,242 --> 01:10:00,642 Hey, no freakin' way! 1041 01:10:02,079 --> 01:10:06,812 Come on, Quint! Don't even think of holdin' out on me... 1042 01:10:06,884 --> 01:10:09,182 or I'll kill you. 1043 01:10:12,723 --> 01:10:16,352 Well, I looked all over the world 1044 01:10:16,426 --> 01:10:19,725 And there's every type of girl 1045 01:10:19,797 --> 01:10:21,731 Bobby! 1046 01:10:21,799 --> 01:10:25,667 Leave me dancin' with myself So let's sink another drink 1047 01:10:25,736 --> 01:10:28,330 Hi! How are you? 1048 01:10:28,405 --> 01:10:31,067 'cause it'll give me time to think If I had a chance- 1049 01:10:34,478 --> 01:10:36,412 - John. John. - Go get 'im. 1050 01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:39,881 Cindy and Bobby's relationship is so totally together. 1051 01:10:39,950 --> 01:10:42,441 He's a lawn boy. He makes 35 cents an hour. 1052 01:10:42,519 --> 01:10:45,386 Listen up, dude. The shit's gonna hit the fan. 1053 01:10:47,758 --> 01:10:50,124 - Listen! I'm not gonna put up with it! 1054 01:10:50,194 --> 01:10:52,253 - We were faking, okay? - Bullshit! 1055 01:10:52,329 --> 01:10:54,297 No, it was an act. Bobby, he paid me! 1056 01:10:54,364 --> 01:10:57,299 Then that makes you a prostitute! 1057 01:10:57,367 --> 01:10:59,494 Oh, oh, oh-ohh 1058 01:10:59,570 --> 01:11:02,266 - Oh, oh, oh-ohh - You! 1059 01:11:02,339 --> 01:11:04,330 Oh, oh, oh-ohh Dancin' with myself 1060 01:11:04,408 --> 01:11:07,809 Oh, oh, oh-ohh Oh, my room's all wet with my sweat- 1061 01:11:10,714 --> 01:11:12,113 You! 1062 01:11:14,151 --> 01:11:17,245 Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha! 1063 01:11:17,321 --> 01:11:22,486 All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke! 1064 01:11:22,559 --> 01:11:28,395 Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him. 1065 01:11:28,465 --> 01:11:31,457 What a deal, huh? 1066 01:11:31,535 --> 01:11:35,869 $1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy. 1067 01:11:37,307 --> 01:11:39,639 Oh, God. He bought me. 1068 01:11:39,710 --> 01:11:42,770 And he bought all of you. 1069 01:11:43,881 --> 01:11:48,079 He was sick and tired of being a nobody. 1070 01:11:48,151 --> 01:11:52,781 Yeah, and he said that all of you guys would worship him if we went out. 1071 01:11:52,856 --> 01:11:56,656 And I didn't believe that. I was, like, no way! 1072 01:11:56,727 --> 01:11:59,696 And he was right! No, leave me alone. 1073 01:11:59,763 --> 01:12:03,790 He was right. Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald? 1074 01:12:06,003 --> 01:12:10,303 The dance. That stupid dance! 1075 01:12:10,374 --> 01:12:13,832 What a bunch of followers you guys are. 1076 01:12:15,145 --> 01:12:17,170 I mean, at least I got- 1077 01:12:17,247 --> 01:12:19,545 At least I got paid. 1078 01:12:20,384 --> 01:12:22,318 Come on. 1079 01:12:26,957 --> 01:12:29,755 Ricky? John? 1080 01:12:38,936 --> 01:12:42,030 Get out of my house. 1081 01:12:42,105 --> 01:12:46,337 Uh- Yeah. We'll clear everything up tomorrow. 1082 01:12:46,410 --> 01:12:48,344 Everything is cool, really. 1083 01:12:48,412 --> 01:12:51,142 Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 1084 01:12:51,214 --> 01:12:55,082 Excuse me. Good night now. Excuse me. 1085 01:12:59,389 --> 01:13:01,414 You ready to go? 1086 01:13:02,726 --> 01:13:05,456 - Um- I don't know you. - You sure knew me earlier. 1087 01:13:05,529 --> 01:13:07,724 I don't know what you're talking about. 1088 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,400 Happy New Year. 1089 01:13:26,650 --> 01:13:29,778 Hey, it could be worse. We could be alone like that poor guy. 1090 01:14:25,709 --> 01:14:27,768 All right. 1091 01:14:46,129 --> 01:14:50,065 Ronald Miller- Ugh! So, anyways- 1092 01:15:26,236 --> 01:15:28,898 Damn, bro. He's in Siberia. 1093 01:15:28,972 --> 01:15:31,873 I know, man. The mutants over there won't even go near him. 1094 01:15:31,942 --> 01:15:35,935 You know, I knew he was scamming us all along. 1095 01:15:37,414 --> 01:15:41,214 He went from, like, totally chic to totally geek. 1096 01:15:41,284 --> 01:15:43,445 Look at that. He's been banished! 1097 01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,579 He should have known that our kind won't mix with their kind- 1098 01:15:45,655 --> 01:15:48,317 Our kind? Their kind? That's B.S. 1099 01:15:48,391 --> 01:15:52,919 He may be a moral leper now, but he had the fast lane for four months. 1100 01:15:52,996 --> 01:15:56,659 Yeah, that's a good point. $250 a month for those cheerleaders... 1101 01:15:56,733 --> 01:15:58,758 - isn't an unwise investment. - Yeah? 1102 01:16:00,237 --> 01:16:03,434 Check this out, guys. You're gonna love this. 1103 01:16:04,174 --> 01:16:06,108 Incoming! 1104 01:16:09,679 --> 01:16:12,910 - Direct hit. - Yow! 1105 01:16:22,125 --> 01:16:26,585 Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95. 1106 01:16:39,242 --> 01:16:41,369 Incoming! 1107 01:16:45,315 --> 01:16:48,910 It's the nerd-mobile. 1108 01:16:50,353 --> 01:16:52,981 Yeah, right- on automatic pilot. 1109 01:16:53,056 --> 01:16:55,991 Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us... 1110 01:16:56,059 --> 01:16:58,084 in the spaz-mobile. 1111 01:16:58,161 --> 01:17:03,565 I could've sworn that a couple of girls I knew got very comfortable in that spaz-mobile. 1112 01:17:21,218 --> 01:17:23,413 Okay, this is my high score. 1113 01:17:23,486 --> 01:17:25,351 Dave,you can beat me! 1114 01:17:25,422 --> 01:17:27,413 Yeah,yeah,yeah! 1115 01:17:32,495 --> 01:17:35,726 You could at least acknowledge my existence. 1116 01:17:39,102 --> 01:17:42,094 You think this is easy for me? 1117 01:17:44,274 --> 01:17:50,042 I know I was an asshole to you and to thousands of others. 1118 01:17:50,113 --> 01:17:53,981 But, Kenneth - Kenneth, it's you I gotta straighten this out with. 1119 01:17:55,652 --> 01:17:57,916 Aaah! 1120 01:17:57,988 --> 01:18:01,321 - You shit on my house, man! - I know. 1121 01:18:01,391 --> 01:18:02,881 Go- 1122 01:18:02,959 --> 01:18:06,122 - Kenneth- - You shit on my house! 1123 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:12,593 You shit on my house. 1124 01:18:12,669 --> 01:18:14,830 I know, Kenneth. 1125 01:18:15,905 --> 01:18:18,965 I know. 1126 01:18:26,916 --> 01:18:31,216 The quiz will cover every muscle from the levator scapula... 1127 01:18:31,288 --> 01:18:34,086 to the spinalis thoracis. 1128 01:18:34,157 --> 01:18:38,560 - T- U- C- - It will consist of 15 multiple choices and fiive mini-essays. 1129 01:18:38,628 --> 01:18:41,529 - S- O- N. - Your score will then account... 1130 01:18:41,598 --> 01:18:44,931 - T- U- C- S- O- N. - for 20% of your fiinal grade. 1131 01:18:45,001 --> 01:18:46,935 Good luck. 1132 01:18:52,242 --> 01:18:54,335 Hi, Cindy. 1133 01:19:24,341 --> 01:19:27,435 I'm sorry about having to come in here. 1134 01:19:27,510 --> 01:19:30,536 But I have to talk to you. 1135 01:19:30,613 --> 01:19:34,379 I realize what a jerk I became. 1136 01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:40,950 All I ever did was think about you, 1137 01:19:41,024 --> 01:19:44,653 dream about being part of your life. 1138 01:19:47,731 --> 01:19:50,199 And then I got that stupid idea. 1139 01:19:50,266 --> 01:19:52,928 And I let it turn me into something I'm not. 1140 01:19:56,406 --> 01:20:01,844 You sure did, sicko pervert! I remember you from the dance. 1141 01:20:01,911 --> 01:20:04,141 - You morally depraved psycho! - Ow! 1142 01:20:04,214 --> 01:20:07,274 Detention- one month! 1143 01:20:08,651 --> 01:20:11,176 Becky, will you please hand me that other one? 1144 01:20:11,254 --> 01:20:13,188 Thanks. 1145 01:20:19,629 --> 01:20:22,723 - You nuked my brother. - What? 1146 01:20:22,799 --> 01:20:27,133 You took him from geek status to king status to no status. 1147 01:20:27,904 --> 01:20:29,872 Chuckie Miller, right? 1148 01:20:29,939 --> 01:20:33,033 He's resorted to sending his messenger boy? 1149 01:20:33,109 --> 01:20:36,272 Boy? I see no boy here! 1150 01:20:41,518 --> 01:20:43,543 You think you shut me up? 1151 01:20:43,620 --> 01:20:46,748 I didn't? Well, let me try again. 1152 01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:52,155 The babe said it was good for my complexion. 1153 01:21:08,645 --> 01:21:11,307 - cynthia? 1154 01:21:13,616 --> 01:21:16,449 Cindy? 1155 01:21:16,519 --> 01:21:19,886 There's a call for you on my line. Somebody named Donald. 1156 01:21:22,459 --> 01:21:24,723 I don't know anybody named Donald. 1157 01:21:24,794 --> 01:21:29,754 - Tell him I'm out of the country or something. - Okay. 1158 01:21:33,470 --> 01:21:37,270 I know she's in the country, Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today. 1159 01:21:37,340 --> 01:21:40,434 Well, my daughter doesn't know anyone named- 1160 01:21:40,510 --> 01:21:42,444 Ronald, is that you? 1161 01:21:42,512 --> 01:21:45,106 Why did you say your name was Donald? 1162 01:21:45,181 --> 01:21:48,878 Uh- I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye. 1163 01:21:50,954 --> 01:21:53,422 Mom, what'd he say? 1164 01:21:53,490 --> 01:21:55,424 First, he's a geek. 1165 01:21:55,492 --> 01:21:59,428 And then you start going out with him. And then he's a geek again. 1166 01:21:59,496 --> 01:22:01,430 Honey, I don't know what a geek is. 1167 01:22:01,498 --> 01:22:05,298 I guess, at the present time, a geek is Ronald Miller. 1168 01:22:05,368 --> 01:22:09,464 Who says? Hmm? 1169 01:22:33,730 --> 01:22:35,789 Oh, my God! 1170 01:22:35,865 --> 01:22:38,800 Pow! 1171 01:22:40,436 --> 01:22:42,370 Would you stop it? 1172 01:22:42,438 --> 01:22:44,497 Stop it! The neighbors, man! 1173 01:22:44,574 --> 01:22:47,600 Listen, all right? Hold on! Just turn it off! 1174 01:22:47,677 --> 01:22:52,080 My mother was calling the police, until I told her you had a chemical imbalance... 1175 01:22:52,148 --> 01:22:54,241 and you are seeking psychiatric help! 1176 01:22:54,317 --> 01:22:56,251 I need to talk to you. - Fine. 1177 01:22:56,319 --> 01:22:58,753 Every time I called, you were either taking a bath, washing your hair. 1178 01:22:58,821 --> 01:23:01,847 Or you were out of the country. That was a good one, by the way. 1179 01:23:01,925 --> 01:23:05,417 I tried to get you alone at school, but I got a month's detention. 1180 01:23:05,495 --> 01:23:08,259 Yeah, you're very big in bathrooms, aren't you? 1181 01:23:10,199 --> 01:23:15,694 Cindy, just hear me out. And then I'll leave you alone. Okay? 1182 01:23:18,374 --> 01:23:22,071 Oh! You t- You demolished me New Year's Eve. 1183 01:23:23,780 --> 01:23:29,412 But see - I realize you did me a favor. You brought me back to reality. 1184 01:23:30,954 --> 01:23:33,684 All I ever wanted to do was get close to you. 1185 01:23:35,792 --> 01:23:40,354 And then, when I finally got there, it wasn't me anymore. 1186 01:23:42,098 --> 01:23:46,296 Cindy- Oh, Cindy. 1187 01:23:46,369 --> 01:23:49,827 I was just hoping we could sort this out, you know? 1188 01:23:49,906 --> 01:23:55,242 The real me and the real you. That's all. 1189 01:24:00,483 --> 01:24:02,417 Okay. 1190 01:24:02,485 --> 01:24:05,477 - But not at 6:00 in the morning. - Okay. 1191 01:24:05,555 --> 01:24:08,149 I'll come back at 11:00. 1192 01:24:10,193 --> 01:24:14,857 I'll be washing my hair- out of the country. 1193 01:24:14,931 --> 01:24:16,899 That's my favorite one. 1194 01:24:26,142 --> 01:24:29,043 Tell your mom I'm sorry. 1195 01:24:35,518 --> 01:24:37,713 Is that right? 1196 01:24:37,787 --> 01:24:40,278 - Good job. - Really? Oh, my God! 1197 01:24:45,995 --> 01:24:50,227 - What's happening, guys? - Hey, nerd alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too. 1198 01:24:50,299 --> 01:24:53,029 Kenneth Wurman with Patty? No way! 1199 01:24:53,102 --> 01:24:56,401 Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know what I would have done without you. Really. 1200 01:24:56,472 --> 01:25:00,568 - No problem. J-Just, uh, take your time and follow the steps. - Okay. 1201 01:25:00,643 --> 01:25:04,409 Kenneth Worm-man is trying to pull a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us. 1202 01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:07,608 - He's probably trying to pay her off. - Relax, man. He's harmless. 1203 01:25:07,684 --> 01:25:09,914 I'm sending him back to the minor leagues. 1204 01:25:09,986 --> 01:25:11,920 - Be cool, man. - Hey, calm down. 1205 01:25:13,156 --> 01:25:15,716 Oh, man. He's gonna make a fool of himself. 1206 01:25:15,792 --> 01:25:19,023 - Hey, what do you think you're doing over here, twimp? - H-Helping her with some math. 1207 01:25:19,095 --> 01:25:22,258 - No, bullshit. You're trying to pull a Ronald Miller scam. - A what? 1208 01:25:22,331 --> 01:25:27,268 You better get back to your own side, or I'm gonna send you back to Geeksville in a milk carton! 1209 01:25:27,336 --> 01:25:30,601 Would you guys do something? 1210 01:25:35,511 --> 01:25:38,912 - Oh, return of the living dread. - Why don't you lay off? 1211 01:25:38,981 --> 01:25:41,745 - Why don't you go back where you belong, hosehead? - Take your hands off Kenneth. 1212 01:25:41,818 --> 01:25:43,752 Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm! 1213 01:25:43,820 --> 01:25:46,482 Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy. 1214 01:25:46,556 --> 01:25:49,150 Let go. 1215 01:25:50,493 --> 01:25:53,326 Now! 1216 01:25:57,867 --> 01:25:59,926 You broke your arm once before, remember? 1217 01:26:00,002 --> 01:26:03,836 You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up... 1218 01:26:03,906 --> 01:26:09,173 and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way. 1219 01:26:09,245 --> 01:26:12,806 We were all friends then, remember? 1220 01:26:12,882 --> 01:26:15,476 And now you want to end his life... 1221 01:26:15,551 --> 01:26:19,282 because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria. 1222 01:26:19,355 --> 01:26:23,985 Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be. 1223 01:26:24,060 --> 01:26:28,429 On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up. 1224 01:26:28,498 --> 01:26:31,399 See, I tried to buy my way in. 1225 01:26:31,467 --> 01:26:35,267 But Kenneth- he's not trying to buy anybody. 1226 01:26:36,539 --> 01:26:40,976 He's just trying to make friends. Being himself. 1227 01:26:41,043 --> 01:26:44,706 Cools, nerds, your side, my side. 1228 01:26:44,781 --> 01:26:49,343 Man, it's all bullshit. It's just tough enough to be yourself. 1229 01:26:59,395 --> 01:27:01,693 It's all right. 1230 01:27:15,778 --> 01:27:17,939 - Sorry. - It's okay. 1231 01:28:17,773 --> 01:28:20,435 This should cover it. 1232 01:28:32,021 --> 01:28:34,012 I saw a crack in the moon last night. 1233 01:28:34,090 --> 01:28:36,422 Yeah, me too. 1234 01:28:38,494 --> 01:28:40,621 You ready? 1235 01:28:40,696 --> 01:28:42,630 Come on. Let's go. 1236 01:28:42,698 --> 01:28:44,689 - I gotta go, okay? - Yeah. 1237 01:28:44,767 --> 01:28:46,701 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 1238 01:29:07,023 --> 01:29:09,048 Hi, Ronnie. 1239 01:29:15,765 --> 01:29:19,667 - All right! Take a chance! 1240 01:29:38,387 --> 01:29:41,015 Ronald! 1241 01:29:42,058 --> 01:29:43,992 Ronald! 1242 01:29:47,463 --> 01:29:49,897 - Go for it! - Donald! 1243 01:29:56,339 --> 01:29:58,432 - Let's go. - Yeah. Now, hang on. 1244 01:29:58,507 --> 01:30:00,737 - Whoo! 1245 01:30:00,810 --> 01:30:03,301 Okay, let's get this deal straight one last time. 1246 01:30:03,379 --> 01:30:06,177 Now, you can have Saturday nights, but only if you ask me in advance. 1247 01:30:06,248 --> 01:30:08,910 Okay, I'm asking you in advance: Will you go to the prom with me? 1248 01:30:08,985 --> 01:30:12,352 Not if you do that stupid dance. 1249 01:30:12,421 --> 01:30:14,651 - Okay, how about kissing? - Yeah, it's important. 1250 01:30:14,724 --> 01:30:17,887 - Oh, it's a must. - Definitely.