1 00:07:59,749 --> 00:08:03,424 Oh, is Mr. Benton here yet, the agent for the apartments? 2 00:08:03,589 --> 00:08:07,502 - Oh, yes. He's in there waiting for you now. - Thank you. 3 00:08:08,429 --> 00:08:11,865 - Oh, good morning, Mrs. Page. - I do hope I haven't kept you waiting too long? 4 00:08:12,029 --> 00:08:14,554 Not in the least. I'm afraid I have a little disappointment for you, though. - 5 00:08:14,606 --> 00:08:16,874 You won't be able to meet Mr. Denmark. - 6 00:08:16,909 --> 00:08:21,141 - He flew to Europe this morning. - Oh, dear, I am disappointed. Wasn't that awfully sudden? 7 00:08:21,389 --> 00:08:26,702 Oh, very. You know how those income tax people are when you skip a whole year. 8 00:08:27,949 --> 00:08:31,908 And the result, of course, is that a longer lease is now possible. 9 00:08:34,289 --> 00:08:37,262 Open, if you don't mind. 10 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:40,504 Hmm? Oh, oh, certainly. Certainly. 11 00:08:46,389 --> 00:08:50,826 How long a lease? Not that it matters if he's to insist on a thousand a month. 12 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,457 That's what I wanted to see him about, personally. 13 00:08:53,669 --> 00:08:58,902 Oh, he won't be needing the place for years now. I hear Mr. Whiskers really blew his top this time 14 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:01,422 You mean he can't come back to this country? 15 00:09:01,464 --> 00:09:05,264 It would be I understand the very height of folly. 16 00:09:05,299 --> 00:09:06,505 Oh, i see. 17 00:09:06,669 --> 00:09:11,544 Well, it throws an entirely different light. Where's that lease? 18 00:09:11,629 --> 00:09:15,622 - Well, I'm afraid I haven't got it with me. - Oh, never mind. You can mail it to me. 19 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,861 This is for two months... The first and the last. 20 00:09:19,069 --> 00:09:21,139 - That's the deal is it? - That's correct 21 00:09:21,389 --> 00:09:25,905 - How soon would you like to take possession? - Oh, anything wrong with right now? 22 00:09:26,069 --> 00:09:28,979 Nothing at all. It's a little unusual, of course, but, uh... 23 00:09:29,063 --> 00:09:31,594 Thank you so much, Mr. Benton. You've been awfully kind. 24 00:09:31,629 --> 00:09:37,022 Oh, thank you, Mrs. Page. It's a genuine pleasure to do business with a woman of such decision. 25 00:09:37,189 --> 00:09:41,705 - Bye now. - Oh, yes, of course. 26 00:09:41,909 --> 00:09:44,432 Oh, I almost forgot. How long shall I make the lease for? 27 00:09:44,447 --> 00:09:46,575 Oh, a year will be quite enough. Thank you. 28 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:48,704 But don't you think you oughta have it... 29 00:10:04,909 --> 00:10:06,940 - Yes? - Bingo. 30 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,498 I'll be right over. 31 00:10:14,109 --> 00:10:17,306 - To the left. - Thanks. 32 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:34,349 All right, put 'em on. No men here yet. You certainly got here in a hurry. Did you take a taxi? 33 00:10:34,589 --> 00:10:36,338 No, I didn't have enough money for a taxi. - 34 00:10:36,399 --> 00:10:41,699 I had the Chrysler people demonstrate that new showboat for me again. 35 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:43,353 - The one with the gold trim? - Was is gold? 36 00:10:43,445 --> 00:10:46,745 I didn't want to put on my specs with the driver there, you know. 37 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,299 The one they sent for me had gold trim. 38 00:10:52,989 --> 00:10:56,379 - Smooth, huh? - Creamy. 39 00:10:56,629 --> 00:10:58,745 - Are we really in? - Built in. 40 00:10:59,549 --> 00:11:02,347 - I'll call Loco. - Loco who? 41 00:11:02,549 --> 00:11:05,017 You know, that girl I was telling you about from Jersey. 42 00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:06,969 You didn't tell me her name was " Loco." 43 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:10,866 It isn't. That's what the other models call her call her. 44 00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:13,539 - It means crazy, you know? - That's what I know. 45 00:11:13,749 --> 00:11:15,168 - Hello? - Bingo! 46 00:11:15,269 --> 00:11:17,305 - Hold that for a minute. - Just a minute, Loke. 47 00:11:17,549 --> 00:11:20,143 I can't shack up with a dame I haven't even met, and she's crazy too. 48 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,506 You don't have to. All I'm going to ask her is to come up here. 49 00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:26,143 If you don't like her, that's the end of it. 50 00:11:26,149 --> 00:11:28,724 - Is she class? - Is she. Didn't I tell you? 51 00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:31,300 She's been on the cover of Harper's Bazaar three times already. 52 00:11:31,549 --> 00:11:35,383 - And she knows how to handle it? - Well... Let's see if she does. Loke? 53 00:11:35,589 --> 00:11:39,298 - How much money you got? - I've got a quarter. 54 00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:44,537 That's wonderful. Stop in on your way up here and pick up lunch for us. 55 00:11:44,789 --> 00:11:46,142 - How many? - Three. 56 00:11:46,389 --> 00:11:48,983 Okay. Just as soon as I get something on. 57 00:11:49,229 --> 00:11:53,381 There's a fine contribution to a million dollar proposition... One whole quarter. 58 00:11:53,989 --> 00:11:58,540 Maybe, but she's awful clever with a quarter. 59 00:12:00,389 --> 00:12:05,019 I just don't know how I'll ever be able to thank you enough. I'm still so embarrassed. 60 00:12:05,269 --> 00:12:09,443 You have no reason to be. Anybody can forget their money. I've done it myself. 61 00:12:09,539 --> 00:12:14,184 - I know, but... Oh, hi, honey. - Come on in. - Come in. 62 00:12:14,549 --> 00:12:17,939 This is a gentleman I met at the cold cuts counter. What did you say your name was? 63 00:12:18,109 --> 00:12:21,545 Tom Brookman. B-R-O-O-K-M-A-N. 64 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:26,146 Well, this is my friend, Miss Pola Debevoise. Oh, and this is Miss Page, isn't it? 65 00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:29,585 - Mrs. Page. - How do you do? It was very funny. 66 00:12:29,789 --> 00:12:33,907 I was ordering some pastrami and potato salad, and I heard Miss Dempsey explaining she only had a quarter... 67 00:12:34,149 --> 00:12:35,987 You can just set that down. We'll take it from here. 68 00:12:36,009 --> 00:12:38,274 Oh, wouldn't you like me to put them in the kitchen? 69 00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:42,666 - No, l don't think you'd better. The cook's not dressed. - Oh, really? 70 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,501 - Thank you very much. - But i thought... 71 00:12:44,709 --> 00:12:46,540 Some other day. Give us a ring next week. 72 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,621 - I don't know your number. - That's all right. It's in the book. 73 00:12:49,789 --> 00:12:53,464 - Thank you very much, Mr. Brookman. - But I don't know your first name. 74 00:12:53,629 --> 00:12:56,223 He was really very nice. I thought he might have lunch with us. 75 00:12:56,429 --> 00:13:01,344 Look, the first rule of this proposition is that gentleman callers... Have got to wear a necktie a necktie. 76 00:13:01,589 --> 00:13:07,983 I don't want to be snobbish, but if we begin with characters like that, we might just as well throw in the towel right now. 77 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:28,303 Thanks, Mick. Keep the change. 78 00:13:29,669 --> 00:13:33,457 - How do, Mr. Brookman? - Hiya, Pete. 79 00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:35,640 BROOKMAN BUILDING 80 00:13:36,389 --> 00:13:39,745 The next thing to remember is a gentleman you meet among cold cuts... 81 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:43,862 is simply not as attractive as one that you meet, say in the mink department at Bergdorf's. 82 00:13:44,029 --> 00:13:46,418 - But he was cute, don't you think? - Sure he was. 83 00:13:46,589 --> 00:13:49,514 but then I never met one of those gas pump jockeys that wasn't. 84 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:50,714 Is that what he is? 85 00:13:50,749 --> 00:13:56,221 You bet your life. I know those guys. I married one once. Very, very cute fellow. 86 00:13:56,389 --> 00:13:59,941 - I didn't know you were really married. - Just got back from Reno. 87 00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:02,740 - You must be loaded. - No. 88 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:06,743 Mine was one of those divorces you don't read about. The wife finished second. 89 00:14:06,909 --> 00:14:08,706 But that's against the law, isn't it? 90 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:12,146 I was absolutely nuts about that guy, and you know what he did to me? 91 00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:17,019 First off, he gives me a phony name. Second, it turns out he was already married yet. 92 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:21,626 Third, from the minute the preacher said, "Amen," he never did another tap of work. 93 00:14:21,789 --> 00:14:25,274 The next thing I knew he'd stolen my TV, and given it to a carhop. 94 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:28,740 When i ask him how about that, he hits me with a chicken. 95 00:14:28,775 --> 00:14:31,026 - A live chicken? - No, a baked chicken, stuffed. 96 00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:34,147 He sounds incompatible to me. 97 00:14:34,309 --> 00:14:40,339 Last I saw of him, I stepped out of the car for a minute at a gas station. I had to walk home. 98 00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:43,626 Well, I'm surprised you'd ever want to get married again. 99 00:14:43,789 --> 00:14:48,943 Oh, but that's the point about this whole setup. Of course I want to get married again. 100 00:14:49,109 --> 00:14:53,341 Who doesn't? It's the biggest thing you can do in life. 101 00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:57,892 The way most people go about it, - 102 00:14:57,908 --> 00:15:02,508 they use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband. 103 00:15:02,543 --> 00:15:04,621 - Do they really? - It's your head you've got to use, not your heart. 104 00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,018 I see. 105 00:15:06,229 --> 00:15:08,345 Tell her your idea about this apartment. 106 00:15:08,589 --> 00:15:12,901 Well, to put it simply, the idea is this. If you had your choice of everybody in the world, - 107 00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:16,698 which would you rather marry... A rich guy or a poor one? 108 00:15:16,869 --> 00:15:20,862 - I think I'd rather marry a rich one. - All right. Where would you be most likely to meet a rich one 109 00:15:21,029 --> 00:15:25,022 in a walk-up on Amsterdam Avenue, or in a joint like this? 110 00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:30,343 - I should say in a joint like this - Okay, then, that's it. 111 00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:36,141 We're all working steady, so we throw everything we make into the kitty. And get a little organization into this marriage caper. 112 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:39,659 Class address, class background, class characters. 113 00:15:39,829 --> 00:15:42,714 To be specific about it, nothing under six figures a year. 114 00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:45,554 I've never heard anything so intelligent in my life. 115 00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:49,662 If you want to catch a mouse, you set a mousetrap. So, all right, we set a bear trap. 116 00:15:49,869 --> 00:15:52,762 All we've got to do is one of us, has got to knock off a bear. 117 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,514 You mean marry him? 118 00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:58,178 If you don't marry him, you haven't caught him, he's caught you. 119 00:15:58,349 --> 00:16:04,743 All my life, ever since I was a little girl, I've had the same dream... To marry a zillionaire. 120 00:16:04,949 --> 00:16:07,747 - Do you know who I'd like to marry? - Who? 121 00:16:07,949 --> 00:16:08,984 Rockefeller. 122 00:16:09,189 --> 00:16:11,828 - Which one? - I don't care. 123 00:16:11,989 --> 00:16:16,904 - I wouldn't mind marrying a Vanderbilt. - Or a Mr. Cadillac. 124 00:16:17,069 --> 00:16:21,142 - No such person. I checked. - Is there a Mr. Texaco? 125 00:16:21,389 --> 00:16:25,417 No. But how about one of those rich maharajas? 126 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,540 How about three of them? 127 00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:30,746 Wouldn't it be wonderful if we had three of them for dinner and they married us? 128 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:36,746 - Think of all those diamonds and rubies. - And all those crazy elephants. 129 00:16:36,989 --> 00:16:39,177 This is really living it up, isn't it? 130 00:16:39,178 --> 00:16:42,188 People that live any other way are just crazy. 131 00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:45,542 - I wonder who's going to pay for it. - Yeah, how about that? 132 00:16:45,789 --> 00:16:48,940 - Well, I'll tell you. - I knew it couldn't last. 133 00:16:49,189 --> 00:16:52,977 Relax, will you? And somebody break open that other bottle. 134 00:16:58,549 --> 00:17:02,098 Good afternoon. I'm Mr. Bennett of the Bennett Music Company. Are you the lady... 135 00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:05,267 - That's right. Come right in. - Thank you. 136 00:17:07,189 --> 00:17:12,138 The reason I called you is what will you give me for this piano, cash? 137 00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:18,982 Well... It's a very handsome instrument. 138 00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:26,901 Really, Pola, I think she's the most intelligent person I guess I ever met. 139 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:32,064 Well, it's not in first-class condition, you understand, - 140 00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:36,945 but, uh, we might be interested in paying you, say 2,500? 141 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,268 We'll take it. 142 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:47,947 Well, kids, where will we eat tonight... The Stork 21. 143 00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:12,104 - Hello? - Is this Trafalgar 7-5098? 144 00:18:12,349 --> 00:18:14,405 - Yes? - Who's this, Miss Page? 145 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:17,939 - Yes, who is this? - This is Tom Brookman. 146 00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:20,987 - You remember me? - Oh, sure, but... 147 00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:25,700 Well, I kept thinking about you but I didn't realize who you were till I picked up an old magazine this morning. 148 00:18:25,909 --> 00:18:29,424 - What do you mean? - You were Miss Steinbach Beer last year. 149 00:18:29,669 --> 00:18:31,712 Why, yes, I believe I was. 150 00:18:31,749 --> 00:18:34,758 And isn't that you jumping around in a girdle in all those ads in magazines? 151 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:38,503 I wouldn't exactly call it "jumping around." I'm supposed to be dancing. 152 00:18:38,949 --> 00:18:43,465 Reason I called, I was wondering if you wouldn't have dinner with me some night. Whatever night you say 153 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:46,940 - What about tonight? - I'm afraid I can't tonight. 154 00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:49,749 - Tomorrow night? - I'm sorry. 155 00:18:49,989 --> 00:18:51,379 What about Thursday night? 156 00:18:51,449 --> 00:18:56,304 Mr. Brookman, you're wasting your time on this number. Don't call it again. 157 00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:13,783 - Hey, kid. Pola! - Yes? 158 00:19:16,869 --> 00:19:19,477 Do you think we'll ever be able to get this job off the ground? 159 00:19:19,478 --> 00:19:21,829 - What do you mean? - Here we are nearly three months, - 160 00:19:21,864 --> 00:19:24,667 and we can't even get ourselves engaged, much less married. 161 00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:28,617 - I could have got engaged last week. - Who To? 162 00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:31,144 - That English fellow. - What English fellow? 163 00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:34,108 You know, that tall one that borrowed five dollars from me. 164 00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:38,786 That's what I mean. Here we are set up strictly for the carriage train, what we get? 165 00:19:38,949 --> 00:19:43,306 You hook a schnook who takes you for a fin, I get an invitation to Hamburger Heaven for dinner, - 166 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:47,428 and Loco shows up every evening with a gentleman she's met in the drugstore, - 167 00:19:47,629 --> 00:19:53,101 with five more shower caps and three quarts of aspirin tablets. I aspirin. And where do you think that's gonna get us? 168 00:19:53,389 --> 00:19:58,622 I don't think it's us. I think it's the men these days. They're getting more and more nervous, - 169 00:19:58,789 --> 00:20:00,905 especially the loaded ones. 170 00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:04,340 Meanwhile, where are we gonna sit next week? 171 00:20:04,589 --> 00:20:10,983 Well, we're both trying, you know. It isn't always easy to find out right awayhow much they're worth or if they're married or not, - 172 00:20:11,189 --> 00:20:13,862 They look at you like you're prying into their private affairs. 173 00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:17,545 Something's got to break soon, or we're gonna be out on the sidewalk. 174 00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:22,340 And all we need, you know, is just one. That's the beautiful thing about a bear trap. 175 00:20:22,509 --> 00:20:28,106 You don't have to catch a whole herd of them, all you need is one nice, big, fat one. 176 00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:35,020 Probably Miss Perth Amboy again with another load of dollar-day Kleenex. 177 00:20:38,829 --> 00:20:40,901 Thanks. 178 00:20:41,189 --> 00:20:42,941 - Oh, hello, Schatze. - Hello. 179 00:20:43,189 --> 00:20:45,578 This is... I'm sorry. What did you say your name was? 180 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,046 - Hanley J.D. Hanley. - Of course. 181 00:20:48,109 --> 00:20:50,815 This is Schatze Page, and this is Pola Debevoise. 182 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,265 - How do you do? - How do you do, ladies? 183 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,546 I met Mr. Hanley in the mink department at Bergdorf's. 184 00:20:55,749 --> 00:20:57,899 - Really? - Yes, the clerk was nice enough to... 185 00:20:58,109 --> 00:21:02,307 You'll have to excuse the state of this apartment. We've just sent everything out to be cleaned. 186 00:21:02,509 --> 00:21:03,910 But if you don't mind coming into the dining room. 187 00:21:03,911 --> 00:21:05,911 Oh, of course not. 188 00:21:11,549 --> 00:21:15,508 And with the maid off today, we're roughing it, you might say. Won't you sit down? 189 00:21:15,669 --> 00:21:19,981 Oh thank you very much, but I can't stay. I just came along to help Miss Dempsey with her bundle. 190 00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:24,461 - Mr. Hanley's from Dallas, Texas. - Oh, really? 191 00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:28,144 - In the oil business? - Oh, a little oil, but mostly stoc 192 00:21:28,309 --> 00:21:31,325 - Stocks and bonds? - No, none of that sort of thing for me. 193 00:21:31,326 --> 00:21:34,050 My stock is white-faced Hereford, polled. 194 00:21:34,349 --> 00:21:35,941 - Come again? - Cattle. 195 00:21:36,189 --> 00:21:37,941 You know, like cows. 196 00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:41,417 Oh i see. Are you sure you won't sit down for just a little while? 197 00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:43,166 Oh, I haven't time right now. 198 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:47,547 but what i was talking to Miss Dempsey about, there's a little organization that I'm a member of... 199 00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:53,306 The Oil Institute. Kind of elder statesmen of the business. We're having a little informal reception tonight. 200 00:21:53,469 --> 00:21:58,304 If you young ladies would honor us with your presence, I'm sure you'd make us all very happy, indeed. 201 00:21:58,469 --> 00:22:00,583 Do you mean nothing but oil men? 202 00:22:00,629 --> 00:22:03,394 Well, not exactly. Probably a few bankers too. 203 00:22:03,395 --> 00:22:07,101 Well, bankers will be all right. Don't you think? - Naturally. 204 00:22:07,389 --> 00:22:13,464 I realize this is a little sudden and unconventional, but there will be dancing and a few drinks and a few laughs perhaps. 205 00:22:13,629 --> 00:22:16,302 - Sounds just creamy to me. - I like laughs. 206 00:22:16,549 --> 00:22:18,301 - Well, then it's a deal? - I'd love it. 207 00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:21,626 That's wonderful. I'll pick you up around 8:30, if that's all right. 208 00:22:21,869 --> 00:22:25,066 - Will we meet some of the other gentlemen too? - Oh, all of them. 209 00:22:25,229 --> 00:22:29,984 - And don't worry, they're not all old crocks like me. - What on earth! - Stop it! 210 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:33,744 - You look just in the prime to me. - Thank you, ladies. 211 00:22:33,909 --> 00:22:37,345 You've already made my trip to New York worth while. 212 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,898 Bye now. 213 00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:54,024 I think this is it, kids. 214 00:22:54,229 --> 00:23:00,065 A great big room full of nothing but rich millionaires... And us. 215 00:23:06,503 --> 00:23:08,717 This brings us down to 1947. 216 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,897 I think it's a very good idea. Where should we go? 217 00:23:12,149 --> 00:23:14,504 Well, there's a new place... 218 00:23:17,949 --> 00:23:21,021 Good evening, madame. Good evening, sir. Table for two. 219 00:23:21,189 --> 00:23:23,657 - Certainly, sir. - This way, madame. 220 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,384 - Champagne? - We might as well. 221 00:23:41,069 --> 00:23:44,744 - Oh, a table for two, Philip. - Certainly, madame. Will you come this way. 222 00:23:44,909 --> 00:23:47,901 - The best, you know. - Certainly, sir. 223 00:23:49,349 --> 00:23:51,817 The best we have, sir. 224 00:23:54,189 --> 00:23:56,749 - A quart of champagne. - What kind, sir? 225 00:23:56,989 --> 00:23:59,708 - The best you've got. - Very good, sir. 226 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,145 - Good evening. - Good evening. Two, please. 227 00:24:02,389 --> 00:24:04,505 This way, please. 228 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:13,064 - This way, my dear. - I'm so sorry. 229 00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:18,098 Oh, I am sorry. 230 00:24:27,029 --> 00:24:28,214 Did you say, you were alone here? 231 00:24:28,215 --> 00:24:31,873 Oh, there's quite a party of us up from Texas. 232 00:24:31,989 --> 00:24:33,138 All men? 233 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:38,509 Oh, some wives too. You met some of them this evening. The others went to a show. 234 00:24:38,749 --> 00:24:41,707 You know how the women are when they get to New York. - i know. 235 00:24:41,909 --> 00:24:45,902 I think Ella has seen five shows in the last three days. 236 00:24:46,149 --> 00:24:47,298 I see. 237 00:24:47,509 --> 00:24:50,819 - Ella is my daughter. - Oh, really? 238 00:24:51,069 --> 00:24:56,018 - Is Mrs. Merrill here with you? - There is no Mrs. Merrill, - 239 00:24:56,189 --> 00:25:00,262 and I live in New York. Does that clear the situation a bit for you? 240 00:25:00,429 --> 00:25:03,307 Oh, yes, in deedy, it does. 241 00:25:03,549 --> 00:25:06,382 - Are you married? - Married? 242 00:25:06,549 --> 00:25:10,178 I sometimes think I'm the most married man in the U.S.A. 243 00:25:10,349 --> 00:25:13,978 Do you know how many females were at my house when I left there tonight? 244 00:25:14,149 --> 00:25:17,824 - No. I can't say that I do. - Seven. 245 00:25:17,989 --> 00:25:23,507 My wife, her sister, who's divorced. And I don't blame the guy for a second. 246 00:25:23,669 --> 00:25:30,142 Their mother, who must be 110 if she's a day. An aunt from North Attleboro, Massachusetts. 247 00:25:30,909 --> 00:25:34,106 And three more whose names I didn't even catch. 248 00:25:34,349 --> 00:25:38,174 To tell the truth, I never really felt the loneliness 249 00:25:38,189 --> 00:25:41,381 ...of being a widower until the past few years. 250 00:25:41,382 --> 00:25:44,782 At first, there were children, you know, to keep me company. 251 00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:50,987 But they're grown up now. My son's married. Ella's engaged. 252 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:55,028 I must confess the house is beginning to seem pretty big and empty. 253 00:25:55,189 --> 00:25:56,344 I can imagine. 254 00:25:56,427 --> 00:26:00,627 I suppose that's why I've done so much travelling lately. London... 255 00:26:00,662 --> 00:26:04,909 south of France, Scotland and so on. That's really no good, you know. 256 00:26:05,069 --> 00:26:07,981 Oh, no, I know. No good at all. 257 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:12,745 Couple of years ago, I chartered a boat. Not large, but quite comfortable. 258 00:26:12,909 --> 00:26:18,188 Took about six months, just loafing around the world. But it was no use. 259 00:26:19,189 --> 00:26:23,546 I suppose there's really only one cure for loneliness. 260 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,068 Yes? 261 00:26:25,269 --> 00:26:28,306 - Human companionship. - Oh, but you're so right. 262 00:26:28,509 --> 00:26:30,864 You just don't know how right you are. 263 00:26:31,109 --> 00:26:34,067 I'm not accustomed really to going out publicly with a married man. 264 00:26:34,229 --> 00:26:38,905 And if I'd had a chance to ask you at the party, I don't know that I would have accompanied you here. 265 00:26:39,069 --> 00:26:41,299 Well, this is all quite innocent, isn't it? 266 00:26:41,509 --> 00:26:47,345 If it is, it's the first time I ever ran into it under similar circumstances. 267 00:26:48,589 --> 00:26:53,504 Of course, my first impulse was to go directly to Arabia myself and take a good look-see at the situation. 268 00:26:53,669 --> 00:26:58,345 I was certain those chaps from Socony Standard of New Jersey would have somebody on the spot. 269 00:26:58,509 --> 00:27:04,106 After all, there's quite a tidy little sum involved two or three hundred million. 270 00:27:04,269 --> 00:27:09,100 - I wasn't going to take any chances. - Well, naturally. 271 00:27:09,389 --> 00:27:15,703 Trouble is it looks like I've got a thing for guys who work in gas stations. I never met one yet that didn't send me. 272 00:27:15,869 --> 00:27:20,897 This one handled a pump for Standard Oil. You don't own that, do you? 273 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:23,186 No, no, i... 274 00:27:23,549 --> 00:27:27,986 Standard Oil is one of the interests of a man named, I believe, Rockefeller. 275 00:27:28,149 --> 00:27:32,142 - Is he a friend of yours? - No, no, I'm afraid not. 276 00:27:33,949 --> 00:27:36,224 Oh, well. But as I was saying... 277 00:27:36,469 --> 00:27:41,543 When you live in a lunatic asylum like that, - you've got to get out of town every now and then. You know what I mean? 278 00:27:41,789 --> 00:27:43,222 Perfectly. 279 00:27:43,469 --> 00:27:47,701 I've got that all fixed now. I've got me a lodge up in Maine. 280 00:27:47,869 --> 00:27:50,588 I love lodges. 281 00:27:52,389 --> 00:27:56,177 - You do? - Simply adore them. 282 00:27:56,349 --> 00:28:01,184 You mean, uh, you'd like to see mine? 283 00:28:01,349 --> 00:28:06,059 Oh, well, I was speaking more figuratively than relatively. 284 00:28:06,229 --> 00:28:11,144 Because if you would, I'm going up there Friday afternoon. 285 00:28:11,349 --> 00:28:14,102 Simply adore 'em! 286 00:28:21,829 --> 00:28:26,027 If you wanna know what kind of a guy I've got... 287 00:28:27,829 --> 00:28:33,586 All I can say is I'm a very happy woman. Not only is Mr. Hanley a perfect doll, but he's absolutely unaffiliated. 288 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:36,276 - You don't think he's a little old? - Grow up, will you? 289 00:28:36,311 --> 00:28:38,186 Men with that much dough are never a little old. 290 00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:43,025 - Mine's loaded too, but he's a real yawn. - He doesn't look single to me either. 291 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,749 - He's not. - What are you wasting time on him for? 292 00:28:45,909 --> 00:28:49,697 What else have I got? Unless you'd like me to lose him and join you and your friend? 293 00:28:49,869 --> 00:28:52,360 You do, and I'll break your neck in front of this restaurant. 294 00:28:52,361 --> 00:28:54,540 Besides, he's invited me to a party. 295 00:28:54,589 --> 00:28:57,308 - Oh, yeah? When? - We're leaving Friday afternoon. 296 00:28:57,549 --> 00:28:59,938 - Leaving for where? - His lodge in Maine. 297 00:29:00,189 --> 00:29:03,890 - You out of your mind? - I don't think so. I like lodges. 298 00:29:03,925 --> 00:29:06,687 You can't go. It's a violation of the whole idea. 299 00:29:06,709 --> 00:29:12,500 - Why, i can meet somebody else up there, couldn't I? - Who are you going to meet in Maine... Eskimos? 300 00:29:13,389 --> 00:29:14,947 Did you see this fellow I'm with? 301 00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:16,861 - I saw him. - What's he look like? 302 00:29:17,069 --> 00:29:20,106 - Very nice for a one-eyed man. - Is that all he's got? 303 00:29:20,309 --> 00:29:22,313 What do you think he's got that patch on for? 304 00:29:22,314 --> 00:29:25,113 I didn't know it was a patch. I thought somebody might have belted him. 305 00:29:25,189 --> 00:29:29,182 Why can't you keep those cheaters on long enough to see who you're with? 306 00:29:29,389 --> 00:29:32,620 I'm not going to take a chance like that. You know what they say about girls who wear glasses. 307 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:37,704 He sounds just wonderful. I was curious to know what he looked like. 308 00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:39,547 - Who is he? - I don't know that either. 309 00:29:39,749 --> 00:29:43,185 But he hasn't mentioned anything under a million dollars yet. 310 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:47,786 My guy's real class. Never mentions his wealth, just refers to it. 311 00:29:47,949 --> 00:29:50,907 All Mr. Brewster talks about is what a horrible family he's got. 312 00:29:51,069 --> 00:29:54,948 But I'll say this for him, we haven't ordered anything yet under five dollars a portion. 313 00:29:55,109 --> 00:29:58,067 If there's anything left over, tell the waiter you want it for the dog. 314 00:29:58,269 --> 00:30:01,466 We'd better be getting back before they cool off. 315 00:30:03,349 --> 00:30:05,863 Where's Maine, anyway? 316 00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:54,461 I'll take that and that and that and that. 317 00:30:55,149 --> 00:30:57,709 And that and that and that and that. 318 00:30:57,949 --> 00:31:00,304 - And charge it. - Certainly, Mrs. Hanley. 319 00:31:18,189 --> 00:31:20,657 Next stop Arabia, sir. 320 00:31:44,429 --> 00:31:45,703 - Is he kidding? - Not at all. 321 00:31:45,909 --> 00:31:50,027 It's an old custom of the East to make the stranger feel welcome. 322 00:31:50,189 --> 00:31:52,167 You can tell him from me I think he's simply a doll, - 323 00:31:52,168 --> 00:31:55,353 and I couldn't be crazier about these old Eastern customs. 324 00:32:18,749 --> 00:32:20,501 Hello, Fashion House? 325 00:32:20,749 --> 00:32:25,061 Is Mr. Antoine in for Mr. Brookman? Thank you. 326 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:28,304 Mr. Antoine? 327 00:32:28,549 --> 00:32:30,267 On the phone. 328 00:32:30,469 --> 00:32:32,505 - Tony? - Hiya boy! - Yes? - How are you? 329 00:32:32,749 --> 00:32:36,708 Fine, fine. How are you fixed for stuff for Florida... Beach stuff and all that? 330 00:32:36,949 --> 00:32:39,941 - You mean ultra? - I got an aunt I want to get stuff for. 331 00:32:40,149 --> 00:32:42,299 - How old is she? - About 25. A very young type aunt. 332 00:32:42,469 --> 00:32:45,859 - I'm sure I could accommodate you. - Could I see it on them? 333 00:32:46,069 --> 00:32:48,299 - Today? - That's right. That's the idea. 334 00:32:48,629 --> 00:32:50,904 - Tony, you know a model named Schatze? - Who? 335 00:32:51,109 --> 00:32:52,508 Schatze. 336 00:32:52,749 --> 00:32:56,059 - Oh, Mrs. Page. - That's the one. 337 00:32:59,029 --> 00:33:02,305 - Oh, nice joint you got here, Tony. - Thank you, sir. 338 00:33:02,549 --> 00:33:05,063 - Please sit here. - If you'll excuse me. 339 00:33:05,269 --> 00:33:09,547 - Your aunt, is she blond or brunette? - It depends entirely on the weather. 340 00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:13,099 The way I'm going to handle it, I'm not going to stall with Mr. Hanley. 341 00:33:13,269 --> 00:33:15,464 What are you going to do, mother him? 342 00:33:15,669 --> 00:33:20,823 No, that's all right for kids, but I don't think a mother is exactly what Mr. Hanley has in mind. 343 00:33:21,469 --> 00:33:25,667 Our first we call " Rainbow Over the Everglades." 344 00:33:26,669 --> 00:33:32,062 It's a pastel plaid, silk organza day dress with a voluminous skirt... 345 00:33:32,309 --> 00:33:36,302 for cocktail parties and afternoon gatherings. 346 00:33:43,349 --> 00:33:47,547 You know, of course, that diamonds are a girl's best friend. 347 00:33:47,749 --> 00:33:49,865 And this is our proof of it. 348 00:34:08,149 --> 00:34:10,672 You're not really thinking of going away with that chowder head, are you? 349 00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:11,673 Oh, for heaven's sake, no 350 00:34:12,389 --> 00:34:14,983 - You're on, Loke. - Oh, goodness! 351 00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:19,265 This one we call " Looky, Looky, Looky." 352 00:34:21,589 --> 00:34:24,706 It begins as a spectator's sports dress. 353 00:34:25,589 --> 00:34:28,467 - Well, get you. - Hi. 354 00:34:28,709 --> 00:34:33,942 Which converts into a one-piece play costume of Jersey and checked-matching wool. 355 00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:49,102 Our next we call "Good Afternoon, Sweetheart. " 356 00:34:49,749 --> 00:34:54,220 This is an afternoon tea dress, which plunges in back rather than the front. 357 00:34:55,069 --> 00:34:59,540 Made of imported printed sheer, with parasol to match. 358 00:35:12,229 --> 00:35:16,142 You like that, monsieur? - Comme ci, comme ca. 359 00:35:17,309 --> 00:35:20,779 - That guy's really the end of the line. - I still think he's kinda cute. 360 00:35:20,949 --> 00:35:23,304 - Who is he? - That garage man. 361 00:35:23,549 --> 00:35:27,144 - What garage? - That fella I got with the cold cuts. 362 00:35:27,389 --> 00:35:29,186 "Trouble in the Afternoon" 363 00:35:29,389 --> 00:35:34,065 A beach boy's shirt of pink and white gingham, with a deep rose crushed cummerbund. 364 00:35:34,309 --> 00:35:37,460 And a coolie hat of natural straw. 365 00:35:40,469 --> 00:35:44,667 "Hard-Hearted Hannah" is a Palm Beach stroller... 366 00:35:44,829 --> 00:35:51,098 consisting of mustard crash pants and a shirt tail blouse of grey and white silk. 367 00:35:54,989 --> 00:36:00,621 Next we have "Double Frozen Daiquiris. " A beach costume of sleek blue pants of fine wool, - 368 00:36:00,789 --> 00:36:03,383 with a wrap around of thai silk. 369 00:36:03,549 --> 00:36:07,701 You will notice the Egyptian influence in the bizarre raffia hat. 370 00:36:10,069 --> 00:36:13,857 "South of the Border" is Mexican crepe of black cotton twill, - 371 00:36:14,029 --> 00:36:18,545 a tamale-colored serape and a peon strawhat. 372 00:36:24,469 --> 00:36:27,541 Could I take another look at that pink-and-blue job? 373 00:36:27,569 --> 00:36:30,502 But of course, sir. Miss Schatze. 374 00:36:55,669 --> 00:36:58,866 - Much obliged, Tony. - Not at all, sir. 375 00:37:02,309 --> 00:37:04,570 Did you see anything I could put aside for you? 376 00:37:04,571 --> 00:37:07,319 Nope. I don't see anything here that I want. Thanks again, Tony. 377 00:37:07,709 --> 00:37:10,018 All right, girls. Thank you. 378 00:37:13,269 --> 00:37:14,497 - Mr. Antoine? - Yes? 379 00:37:14,749 --> 00:37:17,821 - I know that guy. He's a screw pot. - A screw pot? 380 00:37:17,873 --> 00:37:21,305 - He's making a chump out of you. - Yes? - Miss Schatze. Do I tell you how to put on a girdle? 381 00:37:21,509 --> 00:37:23,386 You bet your sweet life you don't. 382 00:37:23,549 --> 00:37:27,861 Then, would you be good enough not to tell me how to run my business? 383 00:38:25,029 --> 00:38:27,463 - Mr. Brewster? - Yes. 384 00:38:27,669 --> 00:38:29,766 I'll take these. 385 00:38:34,469 --> 00:38:36,560 Aboard! 386 00:38:58,909 --> 00:39:03,061 - You're not the regular driver, are you? - No, sir. Pa's the regular driver. 387 00:39:03,229 --> 00:39:07,507 But he went to a Republican rally last night and didn't get up this morning. 388 00:39:07,669 --> 00:39:12,106 - It certainly is a funny place for it. - Funny place for what? 389 00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:14,658 A convention. 390 00:39:32,509 --> 00:39:35,706 - What's this? - The lodge, naturally. 391 00:39:35,869 --> 00:39:38,508 This house? 392 00:39:49,189 --> 00:39:53,501 - It'll look better when I get a fire going. - But, where are the others? 393 00:39:53,749 --> 00:39:55,865 - Other what? - Members. 394 00:39:56,069 --> 00:40:00,540 I'm sorry, Miss Dempsey. I don't know what you're talking about half the time. What members? 395 00:40:00,709 --> 00:40:03,428 - You said it was a lodge, didn't you? - I did and it is. 396 00:40:03,589 --> 00:40:06,387 Then, where are the members. Like the Elks Lodge? 397 00:40:06,549 --> 00:40:11,907 Mother and I went to an Elks Lodge convention in Philadelphia, and there were thousands of members there. 398 00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:13,906 It was one of the happiest times of our life. 399 00:40:14,149 --> 00:40:18,301 - Is that what you really thought this was? - Well, naturally. What else? 400 00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:21,109 - Where do you want these? - Back in the car. 401 00:40:21,309 --> 00:40:24,540 - What's the matter? Something wrong? - No, just going back to New York, that's all. 402 00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:28,225 Well, not today, you're not. No more trains till tomorrow. 403 00:40:28,389 --> 00:40:31,859 - Oh, I may slit my throat. - Would you like a fire? 404 00:40:32,069 --> 00:40:34,583 - I was about to... - That's all right. I'll do it. 405 00:40:34,749 --> 00:40:38,503 - Never saw so much snow in my life. - I, m sorry ms. Dempsey. - 406 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:42,628 If you'll just be patient, I'll try to get you out ofhere as soon as I possibly can. 407 00:40:42,789 --> 00:40:46,492 I figured I might have to put on some of those skis, but not in all this snow. 408 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:51,987 I'll tell you what. I have some old Medford rum in the pantry I'll get a drink for you. 409 00:40:52,229 --> 00:40:57,428 - And meanwhile, maybe you'd like a little music. - Meanwhile, maybe I'd like a little poison too. 410 00:41:03,749 --> 00:41:08,012 - You got radio all the way up here? - Oh, sure. Radio and houses, everything. 411 00:41:08,089 --> 00:41:10,298 Here. Maybe you'd better take the first one straight. 412 00:41:10,299 --> 00:41:13,976 Just listen to that music, all the way from New York. 413 00:41:14,629 --> 00:41:18,178 - Good ol' Harry James. - Is it really? How can you tell? 414 00:41:18,349 --> 00:41:22,024 Oh, I can tell it's Harry James because it is Harry James. 415 00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:26,501 Ladies and gentlemen, you are listening to the music of Ziggy Colombo, - 416 00:41:26,509 --> 00:41:28,544 Turn that liar off! 417 00:41:29,213 --> 00:41:31,756 Why don't you stop acting like a spoiled brat and behave yourself? 418 00:41:31,819 --> 00:41:35,022 I've never been mixed up in a situation like this before. 419 00:41:35,174 --> 00:41:41,866 As long as I'm in my right mind, I never will again. But it's not doing either of us any good to stand here and jaw at each other. 420 00:41:42,029 --> 00:41:47,899 - I feel awful. All tingly. - Well, I wish I did. Drink it! Drink it! 421 00:41:49,589 --> 00:41:53,946 - Is this rum? - Medford Rum. It's over 100 years old. 422 00:41:54,109 --> 00:41:58,944 Then I'm sick. I've got a fever. Call a doctor immediately. - What are you talkink about? 423 00:41:59,009 --> 00:42:02,155 I've got a fever, I tell you. Whenever rum smells like a carnation, - 424 00:42:02,156 --> 00:42:05,081 I've got a fever. We've got to get a doctor right away. 425 00:42:05,116 --> 00:42:07,343 - There's no reason to get hysterical. - Don't you hit me! 426 00:42:07,549 --> 00:42:09,605 I'm not going to hit you. I want to feel your forehead. 427 00:42:09,749 --> 00:42:12,468 - There's a thermometer outside the door. - Get it! Get it! 428 00:42:12,669 --> 00:42:15,058 Will you please call a doctor? I know when I've got a fever. 429 00:42:15,229 --> 00:42:19,108 - You do feel a little warm. - Are you going to call a doctor or not? 430 00:42:19,269 --> 00:42:22,944 I can't call a doctor. Everybody knows me here. Don't you understand? 431 00:42:23,109 --> 00:42:27,944 What am I supposed to do, die because you got a big name around here? 432 00:42:28,269 --> 00:42:31,306 - It's a little large, but... - Is there a hospital around here? 433 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,538 Open your mouth. 434 00:42:32,749 --> 00:42:35,058 - What's that? - I want to take your temperature. 435 00:42:35,269 --> 00:42:38,181 - Not with that flute. - It's not a flute, it's a thermometer. Look. 436 00:42:38,349 --> 00:42:43,184 - That's not for people, it's for blizzards. - Open your mouth, i tell you. 437 00:42:43,349 --> 00:42:46,898 And don't you try to talk until I take that out. 438 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:55,304 If it was my daughter, you know what I'd do? 439 00:42:55,509 --> 00:43:00,458 Well, she's not your daughter. She's not my daughter either if that's what you're driving at. 440 00:43:02,469 --> 00:43:04,505 - How much is it? - One hundred and two. 441 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:08,822 - Is that bad? - It's definitely a slight temperature. 442 00:43:08,989 --> 00:43:13,062 Maybe you call it slight in the city of New York, but in Maine, she oughta be in bed. 443 00:43:13,629 --> 00:43:17,622 I'm gonna die. I know it. I'm gonna die out here in this jungle! 444 00:43:17,869 --> 00:43:19,975 If you want, I'll call Ma. She's a practical nurse. 445 00:43:19,976 --> 00:43:21,276 Oh, what good will that do? 446 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:24,819 We can tell her the symptoms. She'll give us the answers. 447 00:43:25,029 --> 00:43:27,543 All right. But be very careful what you tell her. 448 00:43:27,709 --> 00:43:30,587 I'll tell her what you tell me to tell her. 449 00:43:34,229 --> 00:43:38,461 Hazel? Eben. Ring Ma, will ya? 450 00:43:38,629 --> 00:43:41,780 Brewster's Lodge. Yeah, he's here with. 451 00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:43,138 His skis. 452 00:43:43,309 --> 00:43:45,584 If it's mumps, I'll die. 453 00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:51,665 Ma? Say, what's it a sign of when a girl is shivering and shaking and has a temperature of 102? 454 00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:55,701 - Her eyes watering? - Like two faucets. 455 00:43:55,869 --> 00:43:57,700 They're watering. 456 00:43:57,949 --> 00:43:59,960 Look at her tongue. 457 00:44:00,829 --> 00:44:05,459 - It looks kind of red. - Tongue's blotchy. 458 00:44:05,669 --> 00:44:10,982 - Look behind her ears. - Have you been scratching yourself? 459 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:16,269 - Of course not. Models aren't allowed to scratch. - Breaking out behind the ears. 460 00:44:27,269 --> 00:44:30,404 I see. Okay, thanks, Ma. 461 00:44:31,749 --> 00:44:34,263 - You got nothing to worry about. - What is it? 462 00:44:34,469 --> 00:44:36,460 - Measles. - Measles! 463 00:44:36,669 --> 00:44:40,298 - And I've got nothing to worry about. - "Get her to bed," Ma says. - 464 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:44,542 Keep her quiet and the room dark so you can avoid complications. 465 00:44:44,749 --> 00:44:47,547 She'll be as good as new in a week or two. 466 00:45:05,589 --> 00:45:08,467 - Keep it. - Much obliged. 467 00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:19,583 Yes, sir. 468 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:22,959 - Hi, Mike. - Well, for goodness sakes. 469 00:45:22,989 --> 00:45:24,990 How are you, Mr. Denmark? I thought you were in Europe. 470 00:45:25,029 --> 00:45:27,384 I was. Come back here. 471 00:45:31,678 --> 00:45:33,688 - You're a friend of mine, aren't you? - You bet your life, sir. 472 00:45:34,569 --> 00:45:37,900 I'm in a little jam with the income tax department, and I need your help. 473 00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:41,704 Anything you want, sir. I've had a little trouble with those people myself from time to time. 474 00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:44,397 - Who's got my apartment now? - Three young ladies, sir. 475 00:45:44,398 --> 00:45:45,398 - Business women, I believe. - Yeah, well, - 476 00:45:46,469 --> 00:45:49,063 I gotta get in there for a few minutes. Think you can arrange it? 477 00:45:49,269 --> 00:45:51,703 You can get in there now, sir. They're both out for the evening. 478 00:45:51,764 --> 00:45:55,264 One of them's with a Texas fellow, and the other's with the one-eyed man 479 00:45:55,299 --> 00:45:58,462 - How about the other one? - Oh, she's away at an Elks convention. 480 00:46:01,109 --> 00:46:03,065 - You want me to wait here? - Yeah, if you can. 481 00:46:03,269 --> 00:46:05,464 If I get a buzz, I'll come back. 482 00:46:05,669 --> 00:46:09,662 That's not them. They never get in till 2:00 or 3:00. I'll be right back. 483 00:46:09,869 --> 00:46:12,337 - Okay if I turn on the lights? - Sure. 484 00:47:02,089 --> 00:47:03,620 Pola must have left the lights on. 485 00:47:03,869 --> 00:47:08,101 - What will you have to drink? - Milk, if you don't mind. 486 00:47:08,349 --> 00:47:09,338 Milk? 487 00:47:09,549 --> 00:47:14,464 Go to the kitchen, will you? I'll be there in a minute. 488 00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:15,904 - Is that the best we've got? - Apparently, but it's all I want. 489 00:48:16,069 --> 00:48:21,905 Schatze, you've made my visit a very pleasant one. 490 00:48:22,069 --> 00:48:25,425 I'd like to do something to show my appreciation. 491 00:48:25,589 --> 00:48:28,262 - Oh, don't be silly, J.D. - Tell me something 492 00:48:28,429 --> 00:48:33,708 Is this furniture really out to be cleaned, or is there some other explanation? 493 00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:39,262 - You don't have to worry about that. - Did you sell it or hock it? 494 00:48:39,509 --> 00:48:43,627 - Well, we sold it. - Will they sell it back? 495 00:48:50,869 --> 00:48:55,989 And now, dear Schatze, I'm afraid we must say good-bye. 496 00:48:56,149 --> 00:48:59,505 Good-bye? But I thought you were staying until next week. 497 00:48:59,749 --> 00:49:04,220 I was, but something has happened that I would never have dreamed of. 498 00:49:04,389 --> 00:49:07,920 - And I think the wisest thing I can do is to get out of here at once. 499 00:49:07,921 --> 00:49:09,921 What do you mean? 500 00:49:10,269 --> 00:49:14,706 Do you remember the first time I came into this apartment with Loco? - Yes. 501 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:17,702 I came in here and aging widower, - 502 00:49:17,949 --> 00:49:21,942 with a pattern of my life all laid out for the rest of my days. - Really? 503 00:49:22,189 --> 00:49:26,467 - That isn't the way I went out of here. - You didn't? 504 00:49:27,389 --> 00:49:30,142 Tell me, do you believe in love at first sight? 505 00:49:30,309 --> 00:49:33,752 Oh, absolutely, J.D. No question in the world about it. 506 00:49:33,753 --> 00:49:36,233 Well, I don't. Not at my age, anyway. 507 00:49:36,389 --> 00:49:40,143 Stop talking about your age. You'd think you were as old as Methuselah. 508 00:49:40,309 --> 00:49:43,665 Don't you know you're right in the very prime of life? 509 00:49:43,829 --> 00:49:47,538 - How old are you? - 40. 510 00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:54,978 Oh, Schatze, Schatze. That's probably the sweetest lie you've ever told. 511 00:49:55,149 --> 00:49:56,993 Twenty-five would be a little more like it, wouldn't it? 512 00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:00,795 But look here, J.D. You don't want to go jumping to conclusions, do you? 513 00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:06,937 Look, it's no use, darling. I'm 56 years old. Thirty years older than you. 514 00:50:07,109 --> 00:50:09,173 By your standards, anyway, an old man. 515 00:50:09,229 --> 00:50:12,508 - Oh, no. - We might support this difference... 516 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,509 for another four to five years perhaps. 517 00:50:15,589 --> 00:50:21,107 - but what happens when I'm truly old? - But listen, J.D. I hate young men. 518 00:50:35,549 --> 00:50:38,222 - Thank you very much. - That's all right. 519 00:50:38,389 --> 00:50:41,028 - Have you got to go already? - I'm afraid so. 520 00:50:41,189 --> 00:50:43,862 - Well, nighty-night. - Good night. 521 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:51,538 I've always liked older men. Look at Roosevelt. Look at Churchill. 522 00:50:51,709 --> 00:50:56,260 Look at that old fellow what's-his-name in African Queen. Absolutely crazy about him. 523 00:50:56,469 --> 00:50:59,188 - So, you see, J.D... - Pardon me. 524 00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:01,909 - Hello. Come in. - Hope I'm not intruding. 525 00:51:02,069 --> 00:51:06,062 - You're entitled to such a hope, I believe. - Don't let her kid you, Pola. 526 00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:08,663 - I've got to be going, anyway. - So early? 527 00:51:08,909 --> 00:51:11,662 - Yes, I'm flying home tomorrow morning. - Oh, no. 528 00:51:11,909 --> 00:51:16,266 I've got to. Good-bye, my dear. It's been a great pleasure knowing all you girls. 529 00:51:16,429 --> 00:51:22,265 - Good-bye, J.D. Come back, will you? - I will. Someday, perhaps. 530 00:51:23,549 --> 00:51:26,859 - What time does your plane leave? - 9:00. 531 00:51:27,349 --> 00:51:30,182 Don't you believe anything I say at all? 532 00:51:31,029 --> 00:51:35,864 I believe that nothing could have been more wonderful for me than marrying you. 533 00:51:36,029 --> 00:51:40,420 - And nothing worse for you. - Will you call me before you go? 534 00:51:40,589 --> 00:51:42,645 - Will you call me before you go? - That's too early for you. 535 00:51:43,469 --> 00:51:45,561 Very well. 536 00:51:46,589 --> 00:51:48,659 Good night, darling. 537 00:51:55,869 --> 00:52:00,385 - What's the matter? - I oughta punch you right smack in the nose. 538 00:52:00,549 --> 00:52:02,665 - What did I do? - Nothing. 539 00:52:02,909 --> 00:52:05,358 Nothing but break up a play at the two-yard line, that's all. 540 00:52:05,369 --> 00:52:08,103 - Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Schatze. Really I am. 541 00:52:08,104 --> 00:52:10,647 Little Miss Bubblehead is terribly, terribly sorry, indeed. 542 00:52:10,682 --> 00:52:13,706 - I was just so anxious to tell you the news. - What news? 543 00:52:13,949 --> 00:52:16,065 We're going to be married. 544 00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,942 - You and who? - Me and Stewart. 545 00:52:19,109 --> 00:52:20,570 You mean Blinky? 546 00:52:20,605 --> 00:52:23,505 Yes. And if he doesn't have to fly to London this weekend, - 547 00:52:23,506 --> 00:52:25,987 he's going to take me down to meet his mother this Saturday. 548 00:52:26,029 --> 00:52:29,738 - Down where? - Atlantic City. 549 00:52:30,709 --> 00:52:35,908 - Oh. What did you say this guy did? - Oil, darling. Simply barrels of it. 550 00:52:36,069 --> 00:52:38,366 - Says he, huh? - But of course. 551 00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:40,646 You ought to hear him talk about it, really. 552 00:52:41,229 --> 00:52:45,666 - I think we oughta put a check on that one. - Why? I don't know what you mean. 553 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:47,766 Nobody's mother lives in Atlantic City on Saturday. 554 00:52:52,949 --> 00:52:54,462 - Hello? - Miss Page? 555 00:52:54,669 --> 00:52:57,263 That's right, it's still no. 556 00:53:37,149 --> 00:53:39,504 - Now who on earth ever thought of this? - Thought of what? 557 00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:42,661 - Skiing on snow. - What else would you ski on? 558 00:53:42,909 --> 00:53:46,060 Why, the natural way, like in Florida, on water. 559 00:53:46,269 --> 00:53:50,057 Ski on water? Why you. 560 00:54:03,909 --> 00:54:06,059 Mrs. Salem! 561 00:54:06,429 --> 00:54:08,659 Here she is now. 562 00:54:10,749 --> 00:54:14,059 - How are you feeling? - Never mind how I feel. Where have you been? 563 00:54:14,229 --> 00:54:16,247 - Sitting on the mountain. - Who with? 564 00:54:16,509 --> 00:54:18,545 - Nobody. - What's that? 565 00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:21,098 I'm going to give you a manicure. 566 00:54:21,349 --> 00:54:23,658 - What was his name? - Eben. 567 00:54:23,909 --> 00:54:26,867 You gotta be careful. You don't want to get mixed up with a fellow like that. 568 00:54:27,109 --> 00:54:28,508 - Don't l? - Never. 569 00:54:28,749 --> 00:54:31,104 Who do you think I oughta get mixed up with? 570 00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:36,423 - Well, I won't always have measles, you know. - Say, you are getting better. 571 00:54:36,589 --> 00:54:39,899 - You just wait till we get back to New York. - I don't dig you sometimes. 572 00:54:40,149 --> 00:54:42,734 - What do you mean? - Is your wife a spook? 573 00:54:42,769 --> 00:54:46,100 Of course not. She's a very wonderful woman and a true credit to her sex. 574 00:54:46,349 --> 00:54:49,261 - Oh, brother! - I mean it. 575 00:54:49,509 --> 00:54:51,864 - Then, why'd you flip like this? - Pardon? 576 00:54:52,069 --> 00:54:53,087 What set you off that night? 577 00:54:53,088 --> 00:54:57,531 - Oh! Well, for one thing, you're a very beautiful young woman. 578 00:54:57,789 --> 00:55:01,577 - i Know - And for another, I was a little upset that evening. 579 00:55:01,749 --> 00:55:03,848 My daughter had just run away and got married. 580 00:55:03,849 --> 00:55:06,182 Well, for goodness sakes, what's wrong with that? 581 00:55:06,183 --> 00:55:09,301 What was wrong with that was the fella's no good. He's a gigolo. 582 00:55:09,509 --> 00:55:12,740 - Oh, really? Maybe I know him. What's his name? - His name's Martinez. 583 00:55:12,949 --> 00:55:16,259 I read about that. He's a dancer. " Hoofer Weds Heiress." 584 00:55:16,429 --> 00:55:18,306 - Well, she isn't one anymore. - What do you mean? 585 00:55:18,549 --> 00:55:21,586 - I disinherited her. - Disinherited her? 586 00:55:21,829 --> 00:55:26,664 Well, there's one thing I'll say for poor people they don't go around disinheriting their children. 587 00:55:26,729 --> 00:55:28,703 Obviously. They've got nothing to disinherit them with. 588 00:55:28,704 --> 00:55:30,304 Say that again. 589 00:55:30,629 --> 00:55:34,338 Poor families don't have any money to pass on from one generation to another. 590 00:55:34,509 --> 00:55:36,465 It doesn't make any difference. 591 00:55:36,669 --> 00:55:41,789 My mother, no matter how much money she didn't have, she wouldn't disinherit me. 592 00:55:41,949 --> 00:55:44,827 Do you mind if we just don't talk for a while? 593 00:55:44,989 --> 00:55:47,344 Not at all. I like not to talk. 594 00:56:32,829 --> 00:56:36,583 - This is what I wanted you to see. - It's nice. 595 00:56:36,749 --> 00:56:39,946 It's all mine from the crest of that second ridge to the north there, - 596 00:56:40,109 --> 00:56:45,547 all the way around as far as the eye can see to the wes and back around that way to just be yond old Baldy. 597 00:56:45,829 --> 00:56:48,263 - All yours? - Yep. 598 00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:52,502 You mean all those trees and mountains and everything? 599 00:56:52,749 --> 00:56:53,738 That's it. 600 00:56:53,989 --> 00:56:57,902 - Well, for crying out loud. - Isn't it beautiful? 601 00:56:58,069 --> 00:57:02,062 - Isn't that what they call "timber"? - Best in the world. 602 00:57:02,269 --> 00:57:04,658 Well, what do you know about that? 603 00:57:04,909 --> 00:57:07,867 I think it's the most beautiful sight in the whole world. 604 00:57:08,069 --> 00:57:13,939 - Well, I certainly don't blame you. - Pure and as clean and plenty of room. 605 00:57:14,109 --> 00:57:18,068 Do you, uh, do you think you could ever come to like it? 606 00:57:18,229 --> 00:57:23,257 Well, I never thought about it before, but I imagine I could. 607 00:57:23,429 --> 00:57:27,468 You should see it at night, with the moon and the stars over that mountain. 608 00:57:27,669 --> 00:57:31,025 Look, show me again how much is yours. 609 00:57:31,189 --> 00:57:35,660 Well, from the crest of that second ridge to the north there, all the way around to the west. 610 00:57:55,429 --> 00:58:00,264 It's all right this time. One went to work, one went to look at a bank and the other one is still with the Elks. 611 00:58:00,469 --> 00:58:02,680 If I remember correctly, that's what you said the other night. 612 00:58:02,681 --> 00:58:04,681 I know, but this time I'm positive. 613 00:59:12,869 --> 00:59:15,383 Hello? Oh, hello! 614 00:59:17,069 --> 00:59:18,900 - Hello. - Just a moment. 615 00:59:19,149 --> 00:59:21,265 - She's not back yet. - She isn't? 616 00:59:21,509 --> 00:59:24,103 ... You wanna wait? - Uh, no thanks. I'd better be going. 617 00:59:24,349 --> 00:59:27,068 - I'll tell her you were here. - Thank you. 618 00:59:27,229 --> 00:59:29,459 - Bye now. - Bye. 619 00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:35,659 Sorry, darling. Just one of Schatze's friends just popped in to say hello. 620 00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:38,298 - I'll tell you what I want you to do. - Yes? 621 00:59:38,469 --> 00:59:43,668 It seems that I've got to nip down to Washington this evening for dinner with a certain party whose name I'll tell you later. 622 00:59:43,869 --> 00:59:47,179 - Yes? - But that means I'll probably have to stay there overnight. 623 00:59:47,429 --> 00:59:50,739 So, I'm going to ask you to take the plane down to Atlantic City alone, - 624 00:59:50,909 --> 00:59:53,469 and I'll be over from Washington in time to meet you at the airport. 625 00:59:53,669 --> 00:59:56,581 - Is that all right? - Of course it is, darling. 626 00:59:56,829 --> 00:59:58,899 Then, here's a schedule I suggest. 627 00:59:59,149 --> 01:00:03,939 There's a flight from Atlantic City from La Guardia Airport at 5:00 P.M. 628 01:00:05,189 --> 01:00:08,022 LA GUARDIA AIRPORT 629 01:00:41,389 --> 01:00:45,428 Fasten your seatbelts, please. May I take these, please? 630 01:01:25,989 --> 01:01:28,947 Well, everything's okay. 631 01:01:32,269 --> 01:01:35,420 - Well, I'll be darned. - Pardon? 632 01:01:35,669 --> 01:01:37,421 Haven't we met before? 633 01:01:37,669 --> 01:01:41,059 For goodness sakes, you're that friend of Schatze's. What happened to you? 634 01:01:41,309 --> 01:01:42,867 - When? - Yesterday. 635 01:01:43,109 --> 01:01:45,577 I told Schatze you were coming back, and she waited for you. 636 01:01:45,749 --> 01:01:48,138 - Uh, I got tied up. - Your wife? 637 01:01:48,309 --> 01:01:52,018 - Oh, I'm not married. - That's nice. 638 01:02:12,629 --> 01:02:15,427 - Um, look. - Yes? 639 01:02:15,629 --> 01:02:20,225 - Didn't you bring your glasses? - What glasses? 640 01:02:20,389 --> 01:02:26,146 - Don't you wear glasses? - Oh, no. Whatever gives you that idea? 641 01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:29,028 You got the most peculiar vision I ever saw. 642 01:02:29,269 --> 01:02:32,818 - Why do you say that? - You're reading that book upside dow 643 01:02:33,029 --> 01:02:36,419 - But I'm no such thing. - Not you, the book. 644 01:02:41,629 --> 01:02:44,746 - Isn't it silly, though? - What is it, astigmatism? 645 01:02:44,909 --> 01:02:47,787 - No, just blind as a bat. - Me too. 646 01:02:47,949 --> 01:02:52,420 Oh, really? Then, why aren't you wearing glasses? 647 01:02:53,589 --> 01:02:57,104 I am wearing glasses. 648 01:02:59,429 --> 01:03:02,148 Well, there you are. 649 01:03:02,309 --> 01:03:06,541 and shaking hands with lampposts because 650 01:03:06,749 --> 01:03:09,741 because I didn't want to be called four eyes. 651 01:03:09,909 --> 01:03:13,219 And then, something happened which cured me of that sort of thing forever. 652 01:03:13,469 --> 01:03:14,458 What was that? 653 01:03:14,629 --> 01:03:18,827 One evening, I said hello to three different fellows I owed money to. 654 01:03:20,269 --> 01:03:25,389 - But it's different with girls, don't you think? - How is it? 655 01:03:25,549 --> 01:03:29,462 Well, you know what they say about girls who wear glasses. 656 01:03:29,709 --> 01:03:31,461 What are you talking about? 657 01:03:31,709 --> 01:03:34,382 Men aren't attentive to girls who wear glasses. 658 01:03:34,669 --> 01:03:37,627 Did you ever try it? 659 01:03:37,829 --> 01:03:41,219 - You brought them with you, didn't you? - Yes. 660 01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:44,905 Then, why don't you put them on Find out for yourself? 661 01:03:45,069 --> 01:03:48,027 - With you? - Why not? 662 01:03:49,429 --> 01:03:51,818 Well. 663 01:03:55,429 --> 01:04:00,628 If you're worried about me, I'll tell you right now before you put them on I already think you're quite a strudel. 664 01:04:00,789 --> 01:04:01,858 - Honestly? - Absolutely. 665 01:04:02,109 --> 01:04:06,022 I've thought so from the first minute I saw you. 666 01:04:06,829 --> 01:04:11,266 Well... If you really think so. 667 01:04:14,229 --> 01:04:16,320 Go ahead. Put them on. 668 01:04:19,949 --> 01:04:22,854 - You're crazy. - No? 669 01:04:23,149 --> 01:04:25,424 - You look better with them on. - I do? 670 01:04:25,669 --> 01:04:28,547 Gives your face a certain, uh, mystery. 671 01:04:29,509 --> 01:04:33,218 - No kidding? - And distinction. A certain kind of distinction. 672 01:04:33,469 --> 01:04:35,346 Well, what do you know about that? 673 01:04:35,549 --> 01:04:38,700 You're already a very good-looking girl, if you don't mind my saying so. 674 01:04:38,869 --> 01:04:40,682 - No, not at all. - And the glasses. 675 01:04:40,717 --> 01:04:45,507 That particular type gives your face a very interesting... Uh... Difference. 676 01:04:47,109 --> 01:04:49,225 You don't think they make me look like an old maid. 677 01:04:49,549 --> 01:04:54,987 I've never seen anybody in my whole life who reminded me less of an old maid. 678 01:05:01,109 --> 01:05:03,623 What's your name? 679 01:05:10,989 --> 01:05:14,868 So what happened was this. I sent this check to this fellow, this tax expert. 680 01:05:15,029 --> 01:05:18,908 Instead of paying the tax, he cashed the check and put the money in his pocket. 681 01:05:19,069 --> 01:05:21,108 But why didn't you tell that to the government? 682 01:05:21,129 --> 01:05:25,219 Well, I did, but you know how the government is. Couldn't be more sympathetic, but they still wanted the dough 683 01:05:25,389 --> 01:05:27,527 Even after you told them that fellow was a crook? 684 01:05:27,528 --> 01:05:31,470 What did that mean? As far as they were concerned, the only crook was me 685 01:05:31,829 --> 01:05:34,821 I had to have some proof. That's why I had to get back and get this check. 686 01:05:35,029 --> 01:05:36,508 Well, how do you like that? 687 01:05:36,709 --> 01:05:39,208 When I found out he'd gone to Kansas City, I jumped on a plane. 688 01:05:39,209 --> 01:05:42,726 He's either going to kick in with the money, or I'm going to break his neck. 689 01:05:42,949 --> 01:05:46,578 - Is that where he is... Kansas City? - So I understand. 690 01:05:47,589 --> 01:05:52,868 - Why are you going to Atlantic City? - Who's going to Atlantic City? 691 01:05:53,989 --> 01:05:56,056 Doesn't this plane go to Atlantic City? 692 01:05:57,441 --> 01:06:00,004 What are you talking about? This is the Midland Sky Chief. 693 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:02,055 Are you kidding? 694 01:06:02,878 --> 01:06:07,265 Of course not. We should be in Kansas City in about, uh, 20 minutes. 695 01:06:08,829 --> 01:06:11,444 - Why? - Oh, nothing. 696 01:06:11,479 --> 01:06:17,614 Just one of those things. Go on. Tell me some more. 697 01:06:17,615 --> 01:06:20,054 Tell me anything. 698 01:06:49,277 --> 01:06:53,475 - Does your family live there with you? - Oh, no, they couldn't do that. 699 01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:58,068 - I see. You mean they have a place of their own. - Oh, sure, over at Dexter Mills. 700 01:06:58,237 --> 01:07:04,631 I saw a picture in Harper's Bizarre once, what they call a mountain shack. It was creamy. 701 01:07:11,197 --> 01:07:14,633 - Well, here we are. - Here we are where? 702 01:07:14,797 --> 01:07:19,393 - The shack. This is it. - Well, what do you mean? This is a shack. 703 01:07:19,557 --> 01:07:22,708 Well, of course. What did I tell you? It's very comfortable inside. Come on. 704 01:07:22,877 --> 01:07:26,267 Just a minute. Is this really on the level? 705 01:07:26,477 --> 01:07:30,265 - Is what on the level? - Well, is this really your home? 706 01:07:30,477 --> 01:07:33,674 Well, it is when I'm on duty. What did you expect? 707 01:07:33,877 --> 01:07:36,072 Well, certainly not this. 708 01:07:36,237 --> 01:07:40,788 I don't know what you mean, honey. It's just a forestry lookout station. But they're all pretty much alike. 709 01:07:40,957 --> 01:07:45,030 But if you're so rich, why couldn't you build yourself a bigger one, like in Harper's Bazaar? 710 01:07:45,197 --> 01:07:47,757 Rich? Who's rich? 711 01:07:48,877 --> 01:07:50,105 Aren't you? 712 01:07:50,317 --> 01:07:54,230 Well, that's a good one. Where on earth did you get that idea? 713 01:07:54,437 --> 01:07:57,063 But all these trees. Didn't you say they were yours? 714 01:07:57,064 --> 01:07:59,642 Well, mine to watch, sure. That's part of my job. 715 01:07:59,917 --> 01:08:02,272 I don't even own a bush. 716 01:08:03,717 --> 01:08:07,710 Oh. But I thought... Oh, darling, this is the worst. 717 01:08:07,957 --> 01:08:10,346 What's the matter, sweetheart? I don't get it. 718 01:08:10,597 --> 01:08:13,669 I'm so crazy about you. 719 01:08:13,877 --> 01:08:17,426 Well, that's wonderful. I'm crazy about you too. 720 01:08:17,637 --> 01:08:21,106 But l... Oh, honey. 721 01:08:22,277 --> 01:08:27,192 Oh, I see. What you mean is you're not interested in a man without trees. 722 01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:32,590 That's not it at all. I'm crazy about you, but I... 723 01:08:32,757 --> 01:08:37,228 - Let's not talk about it. Do you mind? - If only you'd told me. 724 01:08:37,397 --> 01:08:42,630 I told you. I told you the first day we went skiing. I told you then that's what I was... A ranger. 725 01:08:43,677 --> 01:08:47,955 - Is that what you meant? - What else could I have meant? 726 01:08:48,117 --> 01:08:53,145 I'm sorry. I just thought you meant you came from Texas. 727 01:09:14,357 --> 01:09:17,906 - What's the matter with your dad this time? - He went to another Republican rally. 728 01:09:18,117 --> 01:09:22,474 - Maybe he'd better join the Democrats. - Not in Maine. Too lonely. 729 01:09:39,597 --> 01:09:43,431 - Can we rent a car in Portland? - I suppose so. 730 01:09:43,597 --> 01:09:46,270 You mean we're going to drive back to New York? 731 01:09:46,437 --> 01:09:51,465 It'll probably be pretty expensive, but I think it's the safest way not to be seen by anybody. 732 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:06,351 When you got the measles, I wouldn't have given ten cents for my chances of getting out of this jam without being caugh 733 01:10:06,597 --> 01:10:08,269 - You know what I did? - What? 734 01:10:08,477 --> 01:10:12,106 I got on long distance with a few friends around Chicago and St. Louis. 735 01:10:12,357 --> 01:10:15,793 I had them keep sending telegrams to my wife, signed with my name. 736 01:10:15,957 --> 01:10:20,587 All about this unexpected business trip I was on. It worked like a charm. 737 01:10:20,757 --> 01:10:23,112 That sounds very intelligent. 738 01:10:29,157 --> 01:10:32,194 I don't like to boast, but if I hadn't had that little stroke of brilliance, - 739 01:10:32,397 --> 01:10:36,788 there could have been a lot of very serious results in my home. And business too. 740 01:10:36,957 --> 01:10:40,154 - What are you going to do to show you're grateful? - What do you mean? 741 01:10:40,317 --> 01:10:44,629 Whenever a person pulls a rock and skins out of it, they oughta do something nice, for the injured party, don't you think? 742 01:10:44,837 --> 01:10:46,031 For instance? 743 01:10:46,237 --> 01:10:51,550 you ought to drop into Cartier's tomorrow morning and get your wife some sort of little bubble for her wrist. 744 01:10:51,717 --> 01:10:52,855 How about some nice flowers? 745 01:10:52,856 --> 01:10:56,302 Is that all the grateful you are... Five dollars worth of geraniums? 746 01:10:56,397 --> 01:10:59,275 Look, if I gave Mrs. Brewster a piece of jewelry not on her birthday, - 747 01:10:59,477 --> 01:11:03,470 she'd have 25 private detectives on my tail within 10 minutes. 748 01:11:06,436 --> 01:11:06,464 I'll send her a nice box of roses. 749 01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:08,543 Well, if you'll pardon my frankness, I'd be ashamed to admit it. 750 01:11:08,677 --> 01:11:12,272 - She'll love that. - She's not used to expensive gifts. 751 01:11:12,477 --> 01:11:15,549 Anything more than flowers would upset her terribly. 752 01:11:15,717 --> 01:11:18,868 All right, then. How about doing something nice for your daughter? 753 01:11:19,117 --> 01:11:21,073 - What? - Why don't you inherit her again? 754 01:11:21,317 --> 01:11:23,273 I'm sorry, that's quite out of the question. 755 01:11:23,477 --> 01:11:25,543 But that wouldn't cost you anything until you were dead. 756 01:11:25,544 --> 01:11:27,463 I'd rather not discuss it if you don't mind. 757 01:11:27,837 --> 01:11:31,876 What's the matter with you, anyway? Everybody loves their children. Even monkeys. 758 01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:37,270 - It's a well-known law of Mother Nature. Mother Nature never had to deal with a gigolo. 759 01:11:37,437 --> 01:11:39,920 And what else pray were you trying to be? 760 01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:43,231 The differences between the two should be quite obvious, even to you 761 01:11:43,266 --> 01:11:46,492 And would you be so kindly as to specify how? 762 01:11:46,557 --> 01:11:50,345 If you don't mind, I don't think I care to debate the question with you. 763 01:11:50,517 --> 01:11:55,272 Once you get one foot on the ground, you're really quite a jerk, aren't you? 764 01:12:02,557 --> 01:12:03,876 Where are we now? 765 01:12:04,117 --> 01:12:05,983 We'll be crossing the George Washington Bridge... 766 01:12:05,984 --> 01:12:08,880 George Washington Bridge? What are we doing way over there? 767 01:12:09,397 --> 01:12:14,425 On the customary routes, I could be recognized a dozen times. This side of the river no one knows me. 768 01:12:14,597 --> 01:12:19,387 It's just another example of the use of intelligence in a situation like this. 769 01:12:51,077 --> 01:12:57,266 If you've got intelligence, you don't need luck. If you've got that good old American know-how, you don't need anything else. 770 01:12:57,477 --> 01:13:03,188 Because the simple truth is that when the chips are really down, man is still the master of his own fate. 771 01:13:03,357 --> 01:13:06,349 The captain of his destiny. 772 01:13:06,517 --> 01:13:09,589 - What is it? - Motorcycle cops. 773 01:13:13,437 --> 01:13:16,235 Are you sure you're not on the lam? 774 01:13:24,197 --> 01:13:28,395 - It's all right. Just keep moving. - I'm awfully sorry if I'm going too fast. 775 01:13:28,557 --> 01:13:31,071 You're all right. Just follow me. 776 01:13:50,077 --> 01:13:53,672 Good afternoon, sir. This is George Washington Bridge Week. 777 01:13:53,917 --> 01:13:56,838 And the city of New York extends its heartiest congratulations - 778 01:13:57,557 --> 01:14:01,470 to the happy couple driving the 50 millionth car across our noble edifice. 779 01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:04,868 - Hold it. This way, lady. - Another smile, lady. 780 01:14:15,077 --> 01:14:18,626 I'm sorry I can't give you any more, Mrs. Page, but, uh, - 781 01:14:18,797 --> 01:14:21,675 you know what the market is these days. 782 01:14:21,877 --> 01:14:24,391 - Gesundheit. - Thank you again, Mrs. Page. 783 01:14:30,317 --> 01:14:32,785 - Hello? - Miss Page? 784 01:14:32,957 --> 01:14:36,472 Oh... It's you again. 785 01:14:42,357 --> 01:14:45,076 - Are you good for seconds? - Oh, sure. - Let's order them now. 786 01:14:45,317 --> 01:14:49,105 - Two more, Mac. Well-done. - And slap a little chili on that one. 787 01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:51,791 - You know what the trouble with you is? - Which one? 788 01:14:51,957 --> 01:14:55,108 Trouble with you is you're a hamburger with onions dame and won't admit it. 789 01:14:55,357 --> 01:14:57,015 I wonder how long it took you to work that one out. 790 01:14:57,016 --> 01:14:59,955 My guess is that I know you better than you know yourself. 791 01:14:59,990 --> 01:15:02,066 Ketchup. 792 01:15:04,757 --> 01:15:07,555 - Uh, cole slaw? - If I can get it on here. 793 01:15:07,717 --> 01:15:10,675 I just don't believe that you're the kind of girl you pretend to be at all. 794 01:15:10,837 --> 01:15:14,113 I'll say this for you, that's quite a line you've got there. 795 01:15:14,357 --> 01:15:17,076 - Here. Pickles? - Thanks. 796 01:15:17,557 --> 01:15:21,436 It's all an act. You know as well as I do that money isn't everything. 797 01:15:21,597 --> 01:15:24,714 - Who told you it wasn't? - Nobody had to. 798 01:15:24,957 --> 01:15:26,968 Did you ever have any? 799 01:15:27,797 --> 01:15:31,676 - A little, yes. - Then, how do you know it isn't everything? 800 01:15:32,037 --> 01:15:35,712 Do you seriously believe having money automatically brings you happiness? 801 01:15:35,877 --> 01:15:38,130 Well, no, but it doesn't automatically depress me either. 802 01:15:38,131 --> 01:15:39,831 I don't believe you, Schatze. 803 01:15:40,037 --> 01:15:44,428 Look, Tommy, I'm in a jam here. Don't you understand? I'm in a very bad financial situation 804 01:15:44,597 --> 01:15:48,749 If those kids don't come back, I'm on the hook for a year's rent for that apartment. 805 01:15:48,957 --> 01:15:53,109 So, what do you think I should do now. Fall in love with a character who doesn't even own a necktie 806 01:15:53,277 --> 01:15:56,189 - Haven't they written to you? - How can they? They're illiterate. 807 01:15:56,397 --> 01:15:58,467 - Listen, honey... - It's no use, Tommy boy. 808 01:15:58,677 --> 01:16:02,670 Just as soon as I finish this horse burger, I never want to see you again. 809 01:16:06,877 --> 01:16:10,870 - Hello? - How about taking a look at Miss Liberty today? 810 01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:13,375 Well. 811 01:16:18,037 --> 01:16:20,400 If you were solvent, it would be an entirely different matter. 812 01:16:20,401 --> 01:16:23,535 But I had it with a grease monkey like you, and that's all I want of that. 813 01:16:23,557 --> 01:16:27,835 Okay, Miss Cafe Society, take a look out there and give me a rest for a moment. 814 01:16:27,997 --> 01:16:30,722 And the truth of the matter, I don't care what you say, - 815 01:16:30,723 --> 01:16:33,749 is that if you're not loaded, you've already got two strikes on you. 816 01:16:33,957 --> 01:16:37,313 I already said okay. What else do you want me to say about it? 817 01:16:37,557 --> 01:16:41,266 As soon as we get off this barge, I never want to see you again. 818 01:16:49,197 --> 01:16:51,586 - Yes? - Tonight? 819 01:16:51,757 --> 01:16:53,836 No. 820 01:16:57,357 --> 01:17:02,033 I mean it I tell you. Just as soon as we get home, I never want to see... 821 01:17:12,197 --> 01:17:15,872 - I'm sorry we can't give you any more, Mrs. Page. - I already laughed at that one. 822 01:17:16,117 --> 01:17:18,169 Well, anyway, thanks again. 823 01:17:27,597 --> 01:17:29,669 May I come in? 824 01:17:32,157 --> 01:17:35,274 - May I change my mind? - Is this on the level? 825 01:17:35,477 --> 01:17:40,471 - From the bottom of my heart. - Then, hold it for just one second. 826 01:17:44,077 --> 01:17:46,750 Fred? Fred? This is Mrs. Page. 827 01:17:46,917 --> 01:17:52,071 Grab that furniture man and tell him to bring that stuff right back up here. Do you understand? 828 01:17:52,237 --> 01:17:54,592 Don't even move. 829 01:18:15,077 --> 01:18:17,169 Well? 830 01:18:19,517 --> 01:18:21,569 Yes. 831 01:18:40,317 --> 01:18:44,868 - Is something wrong, Mrs. Page? - I don't know. I just feel so lonely 832 01:18:45,037 --> 01:18:47,107 - Your friends? - Yeah. 833 01:18:47,277 --> 01:18:49,965 Not one of those two dingbats to stand up with me. 834 01:18:50,057 --> 01:18:52,364 Well, there's still a good hope they may come yet. 835 01:18:52,365 --> 01:18:54,322 If they come now, I'll throw them out on their necks. 836 01:18:54,557 --> 01:18:58,106 I wanted them yesterday. What time have I got to laugh at them now? 837 01:18:59,917 --> 01:19:03,751 - Well, for crying out loud, a party. - Wait a minute. 838 01:19:05,077 --> 01:19:07,910 - There's Loco! - Well, hi! 839 01:19:08,837 --> 01:19:11,305 - What is it? - Schatze's wedding. Didn't you know? 840 01:19:11,477 --> 01:19:14,071 - Who to? - Dallas, Texas. 841 01:19:14,317 --> 01:19:16,373 Wow! 842 01:19:16,997 --> 01:19:20,273 - Pardon me, but my name is Ding Dong. - How do you do? 843 01:19:20,517 --> 01:19:22,262 - Did you have much trouble? - What do you mean, trouble? 844 01:19:22,263 --> 01:19:24,697 He's absolutely insane about me. 845 01:19:24,957 --> 01:19:27,107 - No kidding. - Out of his mind. 846 01:19:27,357 --> 01:19:29,188 - Do you know how much he's worth? - How much? 847 01:19:29,357 --> 01:19:30,870 - Thirty mil. - He's not. 848 01:19:31,037 --> 01:19:33,073 Give or take a mil. 849 01:19:33,797 --> 01:19:38,109 - Oh, isn't that wonderful? - Oh, and he's a doll. A perfect doll. 850 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:41,667 - What a break. - I'm not kidding. It's a dream marriage. 851 01:19:41,877 --> 01:19:44,311 What about you? Where have you been all this time? 852 01:19:44,477 --> 01:19:48,550 - Oh, I went back to Maine. - What do you mean, you went back to Maine? 853 01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:52,676 Well, to tell you the truth, l-l got married up there. 854 01:19:52,837 --> 01:19:55,715 - Not to that Shriner? - Oh, no, he was already married. 855 01:19:55,957 --> 01:19:58,676 That's what I thought. Who'd you marry? 856 01:19:58,877 --> 01:20:02,233 Well, he's not anybody in particular. 857 01:20:02,557 --> 01:20:08,314 Just a fella I met up there. But I'm absolutely crazy about him. 858 01:20:08,557 --> 01:20:12,675 How do you like that? Both of us at the same time. 859 01:20:12,837 --> 01:20:15,510 - What does he do? - He's a ranger. 860 01:20:15,757 --> 01:20:17,085 Cattle, you mean? 861 01:20:17,237 --> 01:20:19,468 No, he's a... Forest ranger. 862 01:20:19,469 --> 01:20:23,705 Well, that's not bad. If you get enough trees, they're really worth something. 863 01:20:23,706 --> 01:20:26,604 - How'd you meet him? - I don't mean he owns them, - 864 01:20:26,639 --> 01:20:29,346 he just watches them. 865 01:20:29,517 --> 01:20:31,906 You mean, just looks at them? 866 01:20:32,157 --> 01:20:35,866 He's got a house on top of a mountain. They keep a lookout for fires... 867 01:20:36,117 --> 01:20:37,789 so all those trees don't burn down. 868 01:20:38,037 --> 01:20:42,713 - How can he make any dough out of that? - He doesn't... Much. 869 01:20:42,877 --> 01:20:46,426 - You mean he's a kind of fireman? - That's it. 870 01:20:53,197 --> 01:20:55,217 - Thank you. - Mr. Hanley? 871 01:20:56,397 --> 01:20:59,628 - You have the license, I suppose. - Yes, right here. 872 01:21:04,477 --> 01:21:08,152 - Wouldn't you like to meet him? - Oh, sure. Is he here? 873 01:21:08,317 --> 01:21:10,369 I'll get him. 874 01:21:20,197 --> 01:21:24,475 - Hiya, Schatze. - Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. 875 01:21:24,637 --> 01:21:28,915 Congratulations, honey. We read about it on the plane. I think it's just creamy. 876 01:21:29,157 --> 01:21:31,717 - You know how much he's got? - How much? 877 01:21:31,957 --> 01:21:35,074 - Fifty mil. - Brother! - Give or take a mil. 878 01:21:35,317 --> 01:21:39,674 - Have you been shopping yet? - When they open the doors, I fall in. 879 01:21:40,517 --> 01:21:43,077 - What a break! - Where have you been? 880 01:21:43,277 --> 01:21:45,507 - Kansas City. - For what? 881 01:21:45,677 --> 01:21:49,590 - That's where Freddie and I got married. - You mean you married that crowbar? 882 01:21:49,757 --> 01:21:52,271 - Well, yes. - Honest to goodness, Pola, you need a governess. 883 01:21:52,517 --> 01:21:55,077 I could have pegged that guy as a phony when I was eight years old. 884 01:21:55,277 --> 01:21:59,907 - Oh, not Stewart. I married Freddie. - Freddie? Who he? 885 01:22:00,077 --> 01:22:04,593 Well, it's a little mixed up. You see, I got on his plane to Kansas City. 886 01:22:04,757 --> 01:22:06,459 I thought you were going to Atlantic City. 887 01:22:06,460 --> 01:22:09,379 I was, but the first stop for this plane was Kansas City. 888 01:22:09,597 --> 01:22:13,033 Never mind. I don't want to hear any more about it. Just tell me one thing... 889 01:22:13,197 --> 01:22:14,710 Is he holding or not? 890 01:22:14,957 --> 01:22:19,314 - Well, yes and no. - Oh, no, no, no. Not you too. 891 01:22:19,477 --> 01:22:22,116 I mean, he'd be holding if he could get his hands on it. 892 01:22:22,357 --> 01:22:24,871 - Say that again. - Well, he's on the lam. 893 01:22:25,077 --> 01:22:26,192 A thief? 894 01:22:26,357 --> 01:22:30,509 No, no, he's not a thief. As a matter of fact, he owns this apartment. 895 01:22:30,677 --> 01:22:32,894 But he gave this guy a check for his income tax... 896 01:22:32,895 --> 01:22:33,895 Then, what's he on the lam for? 897 01:22:34,197 --> 01:22:38,076 Then, he went up to break this guy's neck, but his glasses fell off. 898 01:22:38,237 --> 01:22:39,955 - Whose glasses? - Freddie's. 899 01:22:40,197 --> 01:22:44,236 - And the guy nearly broke his neck. - You mean, he's blind too? 900 01:22:44,677 --> 01:22:46,827 Blinder than me. 901 01:22:49,237 --> 01:22:54,265 - Here he is. This is Schatze, darling. - Oh, congratulations, Mrs. Page. 902 01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:56,901 Thank you. Congratulations to you too. She's okay. 903 01:22:56,902 --> 01:22:59,209 - I think so. - And this is Pola. 904 01:22:59,244 --> 01:23:01,936 - Glad to meet you. - Holy Toledo! 905 01:23:01,971 --> 01:23:04,030 - Isn't he cute? - Just a minute. 906 01:23:06,797 --> 01:23:10,312 Two more pounds and she could be arrested for bigamy. 907 01:23:10,557 --> 01:23:14,232 Pardon me, Mrs. Page. Mr. Hanley would like to know if there's a maid of honor. 908 01:23:14,397 --> 01:23:16,786 - If he can find one. - Can I be it? 909 01:23:16,997 --> 01:23:19,306 Matron, I believe, is about the best you can hope for. 910 01:23:19,557 --> 01:23:21,195 - Shall I tell him? - Take him. 911 01:23:21,437 --> 01:23:23,393 - Come on, before Pola gets here. - Bye. 912 01:23:23,597 --> 01:23:25,674 Bye. 913 01:23:27,677 --> 01:23:30,475 It's just Schatze. Come on. 914 01:23:31,277 --> 01:23:33,313 - Here he is. - Hi, Mrs. Page. 915 01:23:33,517 --> 01:23:36,503 - Is that going to be permanent? - No, it's just a brace. 916 01:23:36,504 --> 01:23:38,504 He takes it off at night. 917 01:23:38,717 --> 01:23:42,710 Don't you worry. I'm going to get even with him yet. I just have to lay a little low for a while. 918 01:23:42,877 --> 01:23:45,675 We're going underground right after the ceremony. 919 01:23:45,917 --> 01:23:48,147 - You don't mind? - Love it. 920 01:23:48,397 --> 01:23:50,911 Well, congratulations to you too. 921 01:23:51,157 --> 01:23:55,628 I think we'd better get started. Some of the kids are beginning to foam over. 922 01:23:59,637 --> 01:24:03,994 Okay... Tell them to blow the whistle. 923 01:24:09,037 --> 01:24:12,746 - You're still sure? - Of course. 924 01:24:42,437 --> 01:24:46,510 " Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here..." 925 01:24:46,717 --> 01:24:49,234 - Please. - What's the matter, dear? 926 01:24:49,269 --> 01:24:52,787 My ankle. Can you take me back? 927 01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:55,346 Why, yes. Of course. 928 01:25:04,877 --> 01:25:09,553 You're just too nice a guy to get married to someone that doesn't love you all out. 929 01:25:09,717 --> 01:25:14,029 - Was that what it was? - What else? 930 01:25:15,717 --> 01:25:20,472 I can think of a number of reasons why you should never have considered me in the first place. 931 01:25:20,637 --> 01:25:25,472 - Have I hurt you very bad? - You have. 932 01:25:25,637 --> 01:25:30,233 - But I'll recover. - You sound as though as you already have. 933 01:25:30,397 --> 01:25:35,152 No. No, that's just one of the few advantages of age. 934 01:25:35,317 --> 01:25:39,310 Disappointments become a normal part of life. 935 01:25:39,557 --> 01:25:43,027 But what do you think I should tell the guests? 936 01:25:43,197 --> 01:25:46,451 Oh, just tell them Mrs. Page has blown her stack at last. 937 01:25:46,452 --> 01:25:48,475 No one will give you an argument on it. 938 01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:51,477 Wouldn't you like to talk it over first with Loke and Pola? 939 01:25:51,637 --> 01:25:54,515 - Those bubbleheads. - Why do you say that? 940 01:25:54,757 --> 01:25:57,317 Did you see what those two goofballs turned up with? 941 01:25:57,557 --> 01:26:01,391 - Yeah, I saw Loke's forest ranger. - A fireman for trees. 942 01:26:01,557 --> 01:26:04,867 - Seemed like a very nice boy. - Did you see what Pola brought back? 943 01:26:05,117 --> 01:26:07,205 - No. - A fugitive from justice. 944 01:26:08,156 --> 01:26:11,146 - No. - And a blind one at that. 945 01:26:13,797 --> 01:26:15,549 Young man? 946 01:26:15,757 --> 01:26:19,227 As far as I could tell, in back of that Halloween getup. 947 01:26:22,042 --> 01:26:27,633 - Well, they love them, don't they? - Drooling, all four of them. 948 01:26:29,157 --> 01:26:33,309 - And who is your young man? - What young man? 949 01:26:33,557 --> 01:26:37,072 - The one you're in love with. - Who said I was in love with a young man? 950 01:26:37,277 --> 01:26:39,172 I did. 951 01:26:39,207 --> 01:26:47,190 Well, it's a sin and a shame, but I guess I've got to admit it. I am. 952 01:26:47,357 --> 01:26:50,429 - Who is he? - What does that matter? 953 01:26:50,597 --> 01:26:55,068 Well, I don't think it's unnatural that I should have some curiosity. 954 01:26:55,237 --> 01:26:58,274 He's nothing. Absolutely nothing. 955 01:26:58,477 --> 01:27:01,275 A character straight from Characterville. 956 01:27:01,437 --> 01:27:04,395 - Is that his name? - Brookman. 957 01:27:04,597 --> 01:27:08,146 - Brookman what? - Tom Brookman. 958 01:27:08,317 --> 01:27:12,993 - You say he's non-holding? - One more hamburger would break him. 959 01:27:13,157 --> 01:27:14,678 What does he do? 960 01:27:14,888 --> 01:27:17,675 He won't say, but that's nothing to me. I already know. 961 01:27:18,517 --> 01:27:21,873 - What? - He's a gas pump jockey. 962 01:27:22,077 --> 01:27:24,088 How do you know? 963 01:27:24,157 --> 01:27:30,312 How do I know how I know? There's something about those guys that I can spot every time I see them. 964 01:27:30,477 --> 01:27:35,028 - I married one once, remember? - Does he really love you? 965 01:27:35,197 --> 01:27:40,396 - To hear him tell it, he does. - Well, what's to stop you from marrying him? 966 01:27:40,557 --> 01:27:45,950 Nothing now, but it's scarcely what you'd call progress. 967 01:27:46,117 --> 01:27:48,506 - He's here now, you know. - Where? 968 01:27:48,757 --> 01:27:50,668 - Out there. - How do you know? 969 01:27:50,877 --> 01:27:54,552 Well, there's a character out there who looks like a gas pump jockey to me. 970 01:27:54,717 --> 01:27:57,311 - Has he got on a tie? - No, no tie. 971 01:27:57,557 --> 01:28:01,391 And at a formal ceremony. You see what I mean? 972 01:28:04,397 --> 01:28:06,274 Well, you can certainly say that again. 973 01:28:06,437 --> 01:28:09,110 And after I told him I never wanted to see him again, ever. 974 01:28:09,357 --> 01:28:13,475 Who does he think he is, anyway? Crashing my wedding. 975 01:28:14,917 --> 01:28:18,466 - Well, suppose I ask him? - Now just a minute, J.D. 976 01:28:29,757 --> 01:28:34,911 - Hiya, Tom. - Okay, I guess. Congratulations. 977 01:28:35,077 --> 01:28:38,513 - Congratulations to you. - Don't be funny. 978 01:28:38,677 --> 01:28:40,413 - Still the character, huh? - Well, why not? 979 01:28:40,414 --> 01:28:42,747 All she talks about is dough, dough, dough. Nothing but doug. 980 01:28:42,782 --> 01:28:46,715 So, if that's all she wants, you can have her. I don't want any part of her. 981 01:28:46,877 --> 01:28:50,472 That's the way she talks, of course, but that's not the way she feels. 982 01:28:50,677 --> 01:28:55,546 - I'll bet. What happened? - It was a delayed decision... 983 01:28:55,717 --> 01:28:58,277 - in your favor. - Are you kidding? 984 01:28:58,517 --> 01:28:59,870 Not in the least. 985 01:29:00,077 --> 01:29:02,830 - Did you tell her about me? - Of course not. 986 01:29:02,997 --> 01:29:05,989 So far as she knows, you're still hustling a gas pump. 987 01:29:06,157 --> 01:29:08,170 I don't believe this. 988 01:29:08,277 --> 01:29:10,586 - All right. Let's go ask her. - Wait a minute. 989 01:29:12,317 --> 01:29:15,115 Wait a minute, J.D. You think I ought to tell her now? 990 01:29:15,357 --> 01:29:20,556 Are you crazy? She obviously likes gas pump jockeys better than millionaires. 991 01:29:20,717 --> 01:29:24,107 What do you want to do, disillusion the girl? 992 01:29:24,357 --> 01:29:26,666 Mr. Brookman, darling. 993 01:29:29,757 --> 01:29:33,909 - Well, you've gota crust. - Just a minute. 994 01:29:34,157 --> 01:29:37,354 Everybody else here dressed up in striped pants and you showup like a... 995 01:29:37,517 --> 01:29:41,908 - Listen, Schatze! - I never want to see you again. 996 01:29:43,517 --> 01:29:46,270 Hey, hey, hey, what about a cheese dog burger this time, huh? 997 01:29:46,477 --> 01:29:48,274 Good idea. 998 01:29:48,957 --> 01:29:51,471 - Do it. - Do it, Mac! 999 01:29:51,877 --> 01:29:55,108 Following the ceremony, the party adjourned to a fashionable greasy spoon, - 1000 01:29:55,317 --> 01:29:58,036 where perfectly delicious dog burgers were served. 1001 01:29:58,197 --> 01:30:01,066 What happened with those zillionaires everybody was talking about? 1002 01:30:01,067 --> 01:30:02,640 Oh, what always happens to rich zillionaires. 1003 01:30:02,675 --> 01:30:06,508 Oh, what always happens to rich zillionaires. 1004 01:30:06,677 --> 01:30:09,669 Oh, I should say in the neighborhood of 14 dollars give or take a nickel. 1005 01:30:09,837 --> 01:30:10,874 That's all cash too. 1006 01:30:10,875 --> 01:30:12,794 How about you, Killer? How are you fixed? 1007 01:30:12,829 --> 01:30:14,671 To tell you the truth, if I can get my hands on it... 1008 01:30:17,837 --> 01:30:22,467 Wait a minute. I want to hear from Mr. Fill 'Er Up. Just what you estimate your fortune at? 1009 01:30:22,677 --> 01:30:24,907 Oh, about 200 million, I should imagine. 1010 01:30:25,117 --> 01:30:27,810 Oh, that's not enough. Might that all be in cash? 1011 01:30:27,845 --> 01:30:30,895 I could probably dig up a couple million cash ifl had to. 1012 01:30:30,977 --> 01:30:35,237 Oh, that's wonderful. What might the rest be in... Oil? 1013 01:30:35,437 --> 01:30:37,468 - Some oil. - Uh-huh. 1014 01:30:38,277 --> 01:30:43,590 Some airline stock. A little steel. Some cattle down in Texas. 1015 01:30:43,757 --> 01:30:46,683 Couple of coal mines in Alabama. Bit of real estate here and there. 1016 01:30:46,684 --> 01:30:49,887 Some automobile stocks. The Brookman Building. 1017 01:30:49,922 --> 01:30:52,666 And, of course, Brookman, Pennsylvania. 1018 01:30:52,837 --> 01:30:56,716 A whole city he owns yet. Wouldn't you know that would happen to me? 1019 01:30:56,917 --> 01:30:59,385 - Give me the check, Mac. - Schatze Idaho. 1020 01:30:59,597 --> 01:31:02,270 And Pola Illinois... 1021 01:31:09,157 --> 01:31:11,273 Keep the change, Mac. 1022 01:31:19,117 --> 01:31:21,506 Gentlemen... 1023 01:31:21,677 --> 01:31:23,768 to our wives.