1 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,791 Let me see your driver's license. 2 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,752 From out of town? 3 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:31,709 What you got in the trunk? - You don't want to look in there. 4 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,112 Give me the keys! 5 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,753 Kevin, stop singing. - I wasn't singing. 6 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,717 I'm right next to you, and you're singing. Cut it out! 7 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,432 Why so tense? - Otto! - Mr. Humphries! 8 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:58,072 You were late again this morning. Normally, I'd let it go, 9 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:03,031 but it's been brought to my attention, you're not stacking cans properly. 10 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,190 Many young men of your age, in these uncertain times... 11 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,391 Otto! Are you paying attention? 12 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,435 He's talking to you! 13 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,429 Fuck you! 14 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,111 Good Lord! 15 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,476 Come on, just try it! 16 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:35,195 Come on! - You gotta love getting fired in a big way, Otto! 17 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,272 What are you laughing at? 18 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,513 Louie, throw him out too. - Come on, you worm! 19 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,239 Get out of here! 20 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:07,233 How you doing, dude? When did you get out of the slammer? 21 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,393 Excuse me while I fold my pants. 22 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,756 What's the difference? 23 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,749 Otto! - What? - Get me another beer. 24 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,998 Cool. Ow, dammit. A joke's a joke, but I'm supposed to be the host! 25 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,395 Debbi, honey, I got your beer. 26 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,549 Shit. 27 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:16,194 Just ignore him, Duke, he's just a big baby. 28 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:22,199 Turn the light out! Hey, this is my parents' room! 29 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,479 Don't wanna talk about anything else. 30 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,515 We don't wanna know. 31 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,758 We're just dedicated 32 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,875 to our favorite shows: 33 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,510 "Saturday Night Live", 34 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,672 "Monday Night Football", 35 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,155 "Dallas", "Jeffersons", 36 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,279 Gilligan's Island, "Flintstones". 37 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,112 Hey kid! Hey! 38 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,998 Are you hard of hearing? - What? - You want to make 10 bucks? 39 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,756 Fuck you, queer! - Wait, you got the wrong idea! 40 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,436 My old lady is real sick. I got to get her to the hospital, OK? 41 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,230 So what? Take her there. - I can't leave her car in this area. 42 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,473 I need some helpful soul to drive it for me. 43 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:45,919 She's pregnant. Twins! She could drop at any time. 44 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:51,834 How much do I get? - 15 bucks. - Won't do it for less than 20. 45 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,878 25. 46 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:59,352 Follow me in my old lady's car. It's right here. - All right. 47 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:05,312 Where is your old lady? - Never mind, let's get out of this bad area. 48 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,229 Come on! 49 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,437 Dad, come quick, a gringo's messing with your car! 50 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,673 Let's go! 51 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,397 Son of a bitch! Give me my car back! 52 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,876 Bastard, I'll kill you! 53 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,111 You know damn straight what I mean. It's right outside. 54 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:57,149 Took me two weeks to get this money. - That ain't your car. 55 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:01,314 Don't let him lie to you. - Shut up! 56 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,951 Do I have to go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet? 57 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,158 Take it easy, sonnyboy. - Shut up, rent-a-cop! 58 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:12,599 Best goddamned car on the lot. - Damn right it is. 59 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,958 What's happening, mama, want a lift? - No thanks. 60 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,591 With no Cadillac, you sleep in a tent. - Shut up, Plettschner. 61 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,150 Bud, what street was that car on? 62 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:38,917 I don't know, some alley. Hey kid, what street was the Cutlass on? 63 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,677 I don't know. What happened to your old lady? 64 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,870 Old lady? Shit! I forgot all about her. 65 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,430 She'll take the bus. She's a rock. 66 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,872 Come on in. 67 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,629 Marlene! 68 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,069 Got a name, kid? 69 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,672 It's Otto. 70 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,150 Auto parts? 71 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,113 Here, kid! 72 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,549 "Helping Hand". 73 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,758 Got a driver's license, honey? Let me see it. 74 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,551 Guess who told us where it was? Your damned brother! 75 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:27,199 Are you really 21? - Isn't that what it says? 76 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,192 Want some help with that beer, kid? 77 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,960 You're all repo men! - What if we are? 78 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:49,908 You know, kid, usually when someone pulls shit like that, 79 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,471 my first reaction is to punch his fucking lights out. 80 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,152 But you know what? 81 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,472 You're all right! 82 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,918 Right, Lite? - Got any messages for me, baby? - Here you go. 83 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,789 Cracks me up. 84 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,828 Somebody piss on the floor again? - Maybe he's looking for a job. 85 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:13,119 Could be. What do you say, kid? We're always looking for good men. 86 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,751 Screw that! I ain't gonna be a repo man. No way! 87 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,469 Too late! You already are. 88 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,675 You find one in every car. 89 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,756 You'll see. 90 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:52,911 Years ago I saw five cows mutilated. Legs sticking up in the air. 91 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,315 Their testicles were gone. 92 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,473 I think Canadian bacon is better myself. 93 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,995 I've never seen the likes of that. 94 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,116 What could've done that to him? 95 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,678 Gasoline? 96 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,238 Napalm? - It happens sometimes. 97 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:24,792 People just explode. Natural causes. - What? 98 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,835 SUSPECT PRESENCE ON WESTCOAST CONFIRMED. 99 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,151 LOCATE IMMEDIATLY, NO POLICE. 100 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,636 Night watchman in Pomona. 101 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,952 Asbestos worker, City of Industry. 102 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:58,192 French-fry maker, Agoura. How absurd. - Yeah? You think it's funny? 103 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:03,993 There's room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. 104 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,198 King! God! 105 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:13,554 Kevin, I had this wild dream the other night. - I bet. 106 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,473 It was you and me, 107 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:21,432 we were working in this sleazy motel, down in Miami, Florida. 108 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,956 We were bellhops, 109 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:30,673 and we were 65 years old. It was so real, it was really realistic. 110 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,116 Then what, you woke up in a puddle? 111 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,751 Fuck you! - Fucking jerk! 112 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,555 Where are you going, asshole? - Away from you. 113 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,230 The Lord has told me personally: Yea, 114 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,279 for I walk with the Lord. Amen. 115 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,717 He said: "Larry, you and your flock shall seek the Promised Land. 116 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,236 First you must destroy the twin evils 117 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,679 of godless communism abroad and liberal humanism at home. Oh joy." 118 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,629 Hello mother! Hello father! Anything to eat? 119 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,911 Occasionally a viewer writes to us: 120 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:31,077 "The only reason Reverend Larry is on TV is because he wants your money." 121 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:36,395 You know what? They're right. I want your money, because God wants it. 122 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,839 So go out and mortgage that home, and sell that car, 123 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,437 and send me your money. You don't need that car... 124 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,718 Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more. 125 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,237 I couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom. 126 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,471 This is swell! 127 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,756 Hey Dad... - What is it, son? 128 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:05,837 Remember when you told me, a long time ago... 129 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,629 well not too long ago... 130 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:13,511 that you'd give me 1000 dollars to go to Europe, if I finished school? 131 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,877 You were right, 132 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,317 about finishing school. That's what I'd like to do. 133 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:24,589 But I want to know if I could have the money first. Like now? 134 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,951 I've always loved you, Dad. 135 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,518 You too, Mom. What do you say? 136 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,672 I don't have it anymore. 137 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:41,195 What? - Your father gave all our extra money to the Reverend. 138 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,312 We're sending bibles to El Salvador. 139 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:56,717 And me? - You're on the honor roll of "Chariots of Fire". Same as us. 140 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,073 It was a gift. From all of us. 141 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:09,115 So how much do I get paid? 25 bucks a car? - Paid? You don't get paid. 142 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,796 You work on commission, that's much better. 143 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,953 Most cars are worth 200 - 300 dollars. 144 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,557 A 50,000 dollar Porsche might make you five grand. 145 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,951 Come on, dickhead! 146 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,593 It helps if you dress like a detective. 147 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,834 Detectives dress kind of square. 148 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,792 If people think you're a cop, they think you're packing something. 149 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,311 Then they won't fuck with you. 150 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,474 Are you? - Am I what? - Packin' something. 151 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,950 Only an asshole gets killed for a car. 152 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,955 The guys who make it get in their car at any time. 153 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,999 Get in at 3 AM, get up at 4. 154 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,832 That's why there ain't a repo man I know that don't take speed. 155 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,514 Speed, huh? 156 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,791 Jesus Christ! 157 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,674 Never broke into a car, never hot-wired a car. 158 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,435 I never broke into a trunk. 159 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,559 I shall not cause harm to a vehicle, or the personal contents thereof. 160 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:26,034 Nor through inaction, let vehicle or personal contents come to harm. 161 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,476 That's what I call the repo code, kid. 162 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,269 Don't forget it. Etch it in your brain. 163 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,990 Not many people got a code to live by anymore. 164 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,595 Look at those assholes over there! 165 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,709 Ordinary people. I hate them. - Me too! - What do you know? 166 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:47,079 An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. 167 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,597 A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations. 168 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,392 Let's go get a drink. 169 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,870 Get into 5 or 6 tense situations a day 170 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,637 and it don't mean shit. I've seen men stabbed, guns... don't mean shit! 171 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:06,238 That's when you got to watch yourself. I'll handle it, pal, settle down. 172 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:13,152 Have a nice day, or night. Day, night, it doesn't mean shit. 173 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,032 Wasn't that Otto? - Otto who? 174 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,073 There'll be some bad shit coming down one day. 175 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:01,519 Yeah, and where will you be? On the moon? 176 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,589 I'm going to be right here, heading north at 110 per. 177 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,989 In this junker? 178 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,389 Cool car! 179 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,633 The Rodriguez Brothers! 180 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,589 Motherfucker just flipped you off! - Roll the window down! 181 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,595 Where you going, asshole? - To fuck your wife! 182 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,391 Watch it, motherfucker! - Fuck you, pussy punk! 183 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,233 Holy shit! 184 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,119 Want me to take them? 185 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,676 That was cool! 186 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:10,037 God damned dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks! 187 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,556 I'll get your asses! 188 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,795 That was intense! - A repo man's always intense. 189 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,555 Come on, let's go get a drink! 190 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,072 Gee Bud, you never told me it was going to be like this. 191 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,436 Cops and robbers! 192 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,796 Real live car chases! 193 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,878 Debbi! - If you say our names, we'll have to kill them, Archie. 194 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,317 They all ran away! - Come on, douche bags! 195 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,871 Awful quiet in here. 196 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,553 Too quiet. 197 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,430 Who are these Rodriguez Boys? 198 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,116 Rodriguez Brothers. Lagarto and Napoleon. 199 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,872 Notorious delinquents, responsible for at least 30 vehicles in the field. 200 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:29,957 Scumbags! - They ain't scumbags, they're car thieves, just like us. 201 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,512 There's Mrs. Magruder. You want to go for it? 202 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,159 Good gag. You pull this one a lot? 203 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,718 Only on women. Never fails. 204 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,558 Excuse me, Mrs. Magruder? 205 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,477 I have something for you. 206 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,713 How charming! 207 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,358 Motherfucker! 208 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,912 Lite, where are you? 209 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:24,350 Ruthside Peason, brokerage consultant. Millionaire, 6 payments behind. 210 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,191 I've never understood it. - What? 211 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,115 Millionaires never pay their bills. See you at the yard. 212 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,877 Let me get this one. - No, I'll do it. Mr. Peason has a permit for a pistol. 213 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,236 Hey! Give me that! - Don't underestimate me, ace. 214 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,790 Also, I would like them to be close to the window, 215 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,272 so I can sit in my car and watch them spin. 216 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,593 So all you have to do is take your clothes out, and 217 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,150 put them in the machine over there. 218 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,593 Oh my god! 219 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,109 Oh my god! Stop! 220 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,076 Hey! Do you need a ride? 221 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,512 Hey, baby, need a ride? 222 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,031 Pick it up! 223 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:44,356 Pick it up! You know yourself that you were wrong. 224 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:48,036 Why were they in the middle of the street? - They weren't. 225 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,149 That's not the middle of the street, that's the corner. 226 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:58,198 Go on, you pick it up. - What? - You pick it up! 227 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:03,230 No way! You still want a ride? - No I don't. 228 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,913 My name's Otto. - Leila. 229 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,718 Is this your car? - It's one of them. 230 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:23,352 One of them? You think you're pretty slick, don't you? 231 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,876 I'll bet you're a used car salesman. 232 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,238 I am not. - You dress like one. 233 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,552 I'm a repo man. - What's that? 234 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,639 A repossessor. I take back cars from dildos who don't pay their bills. 235 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,190 Cool, huh? - No. 236 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,791 What are you doing? - Those men in the car next to us, don't look! 237 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,316 If they see me they'll kill me. 238 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,429 Really? Why? 239 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,156 What the hell are you doing? 240 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,598 What's going on? - Take a look at this. 241 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,796 Looks like sausage. 242 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,910 It isn't sausage, Otto. That's a picture of 4 dead aliens. 243 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:19,110 Laugh away! It'll be on the cover of every major paper in two days. 244 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,670 How do you know? - I'm part of a secret network. 245 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:26,870 A scientist in our secret sect smuggled the corpses off an army base. 246 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,319 Now he's got them in the trunk of his car, a Chevy Malibu. 247 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,790 We've got to find him. 248 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,760 What will you do with them, put them on "Johnny Carson"? 249 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,153 Yes! We'll have a press conference and tell the world. 250 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,157 United Fruitcake Outlet. 251 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,516 My door doesn't work. 252 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,235 No matter how appealing, do not let strange creatures into your house. 253 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:11,316 Strange creatures are on the increase, many seem adorable, but beware! 254 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,358 We know not whence they came... 255 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,832 Thanks for the ride. - Sure. 256 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,679 Do you want to go out with me again? 257 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,277 I don't know, I'm kind of busy, with the Malibu and all. 258 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:32,510 Great. Terrific. Here's your shit! 259 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:38,069 What's your problem? Girls might like you if you lightened up a bit. 260 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,268 Fuck! Girls pay to go out with me. All right? 261 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,872 Wanna get back in the car? 262 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,031 What, here? - Yeah. 263 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,274 Fuck the seat! 264 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,359 20,000 dollars for a Chevy Malibu? 265 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,799 Who's "Double X Finance"? - Storefront operation. 266 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,997 But the money is in escrow. 267 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,513 Want me to notify the boys? 268 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,833 E.T. S WILL LAND ANY DAY NOW 269 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,959 No. I think I'll go out for a while. - Why? Are we out of beer? 270 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,635 Somebody has to work around here. 271 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,233 Keep making me money, kid. - Fuck you. 272 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,396 We've been after this red devil for a long time. Just act natural. 273 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,509 Nobody knows if it's your car or not. Don't worry about that. 274 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,593 You give it a try. All right? 275 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,878 Better be fast if he finds us, boy. - Got it! 276 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,791 Let's get out of here. 277 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,193 Oh, man! 278 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,997 Put your seatbelt on, boy! 279 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,995 I don't ride with anybody without a seatbelt. It's one of my rules. 280 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,715 Put that gun down, boy. It ain't no toy. Shit! 281 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,715 I walk into someone's place of work. 282 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,635 They're shit scared. They know I'm not a cop. 283 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,395 They think I've come to kill them, and I would. 284 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:56,669 I'd kill anybody who crosses me. You know what I mean? 285 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,550 Do you like music? - Sure. 286 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,555 Then you'll love this. 287 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:10,556 I was into these dudes before anybody. Partied with them all the time. 288 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,158 Asked me to be their manager. I called bullshit on that. 289 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,718 Managing a pop group? That ain't a job for no man. 290 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,716 Did you read that book I gave you? - What book? 291 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,998 "Dioretix. The Science of Matter over Mind". 292 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,598 You better read it, and quick. That book will change your life. 293 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,356 Found it in a Maserati in Beverly Hills. Know what I mean? 294 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,549 Lots of people don't realize what's really going on. 295 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,319 They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. 296 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,029 They don't realize that there's this 297 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,512 lattice of coincidence on top of everything. 298 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,117 I'll give you an example to show you what I mean: 299 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,751 Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. 300 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:10,473 Suddenly, somebody says: Plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp. 301 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,710 No point in looking for an explanation. 302 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,556 It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness. 303 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,758 Did you eat a lot of acid, back in the hippie days? 304 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,390 I'll give you another instance: 305 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,678 You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? 306 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:31,039 Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, 307 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,355 UFOs, how the Mayans invented TV, that kind of thing? 308 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,432 I don't read them books. 309 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,070 For me it's exactly the same. 310 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:46,110 There's no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. 311 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:51,548 People get so hung up on specifics, they can't see the whole thing. 312 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,314 Take South America, for example: 313 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,872 There, thousands of people go missing each year. 314 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,949 Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. 315 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:12,473 But if you think about it, you realize something: 316 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,273 There had to be a time when there was no people, right? - Yeah. 317 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,513 Well, where did all these people come from? 318 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,675 I'll tell you where: The future. 319 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,388 Where did all these people disappear to? 320 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,837 The past? - That's right! And how did they get there? 321 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,992 How the fuck do I know? 322 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,391 Flying saucers. 323 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,791 Which are really... 324 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,597 yeah you got it... ...time machines. 325 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,598 I think a lot about this stuff. 326 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,039 I do my best thinking on the bus. That's how come I don't drive. 327 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,556 You don't even know how to drive. 328 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,952 I don't want to know how. See? 329 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,951 The more you drive, 330 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,789 the less intelligent you are. 331 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,278 I think I saw one of those UFOs once. 332 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:24,471 It was really kind of scary, it was all these colored lights and sounds. 333 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:30,079 Sounds and lights like I've never heard before. It was really weird. 334 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:36,914 Bud? Do you think all repo men follow the code? 335 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,839 Of course. 336 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:45,877 A lot of fucked up cars come in, but mostly the customer's fucked them up. 337 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,429 Assholes! 338 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,996 I'll give 1000 dollars for his Falcon. That's a bribe, Napoleon. 339 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,312 Who the hell is this? "Napoleon"? Who are you calling? 340 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,951 A grand if you show me where his car is. 341 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,476 Go fuck yourself, asshole! 342 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,869 Hello? 343 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,999 Prick! 344 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,995 64 Chevy Malibu. 20 grand. 345 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,073 I'm waiting! - We could buy 10 of them for that. 346 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:31,510 Think you can find it now? - Why is this junk worth so much? What's in it? 347 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,439 Drugs? 348 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,359 Los Hermanos Rodriguez don't approve of drugs. 349 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,876 Neither do I, but it's my birthday. 350 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,915 That motherfucker's still down there. 351 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,639 I don't care how long it takes, dildos! 352 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,749 A repo man's got all night, every night. 353 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,596 Jesus Christ! 20,000 dollars! 354 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,470 Hi, this is Leila. Please leave your name, 355 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,997 number, and a brief message, and the time you called, at the beep. 356 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,516 And please try to be frank. 357 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,072 Hey Leila. This is Otto, the guy who gave you the ride. 358 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,278 I heard something about that car. 359 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:49,159 Otto. Otto, stop! You wanted to tell me something. 360 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,116 What did you want to tell me? 361 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,670 Take off your clothes. 362 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,398 I'm at work, Otto. - Yeah? Me too. 363 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,314 Your work is different than mine. - Says who? 364 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,029 What are you doing? Don't! 365 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,275 At least you could give me a blowjob. 366 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,398 I guess that means no. 367 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,754 We have a cell meeting in two minutes time. 368 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,349 Thanks, Deadra. I'll be right there. 369 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,476 That motherfucker thinks I don't know what's up, Lite. 370 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,872 As soon as I find that Chevy, I'm going indy. 371 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,239 I'm getting myself a tow truck, a couple of pit bulls and a yard. 372 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,950 Sit around and watch everyone else work for a while. 373 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,352 You can't do that on 20 grand. - The hell I can't. 374 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,673 As long as you have good credit, and my credit is spotless. 375 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:01,359 Credit is a sacred trust. 376 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,354 It's what our free society is founded on. 377 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,911 Do you think they give a damn about bills in Russia? 378 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,710 I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? 379 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,429 They don't pay bills in Russia. It's all free. 380 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,310 All free? Free my ass! What are, you, a commie? 381 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:23,756 I'm no commie. - You better not be! I don't want no commies in my car. 382 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,039 No Christians either! 383 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,678 I'll deal with you later. I've got a customer. 384 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,796 You too. 385 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,512 Hi, I'm Kevin. Vacuum, sir? 386 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,757 Need a vacuum, sir? 387 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,716 Want me to check the trunk? 388 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,596 Excuse me? 389 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,472 Hi, I'm Kevin! - Hey, don't you remember me? I was here yesterday. 390 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,714 I think I left my matches in your office. Can you go and check for me? 391 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,838 Sure thing. 392 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:59,028 Anything for you. - You're beautiful. - I'll be right back. 393 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,069 What? 394 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,278 It's very simple, Mrs. Parks. 395 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,478 You don't want me to take it, and I don't want to. 396 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:36,829 I said to my boss: Look, I don't want to repossess this lady's car. 397 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:41,518 I've been in the hospital, you see. - I understand. 398 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,276 But my job is really on the line over this one. 399 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:51,036 I'll see if I can borrow some money. - That's terrific. Terrific. 400 00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,154 How was rehearsal, son? - Okay. Who's this? 401 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:05,031 This is Mr. Otto, deary. From the finance company. 402 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,630 He told me he isn't going to take the car this time, 403 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,235 even though he could. 404 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,389 Well... 405 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,796 gotta get going. 406 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,469 Did you like the tea? 407 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,072 The tea? 408 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,789 Yeah, it was terrific. 409 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,553 Thank you. - You're welcome. 410 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,439 I gave you the money last week, and you didn't pay it. 411 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,594 I'm tired of giving you money, and you squandering it. 412 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,798 You all went out dancing somewhere. 413 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:09,113 Next time, you better put the money on the car. You're working. 414 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:13,399 How come you didn't do it? What's wrong with you? 415 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,359 Hey, everything's cool! I like music too, man. 416 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,791 Some people ain't cut out to be a repo man. Why don't you smarten up? 417 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,111 Fuck you, Plettschner! 418 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,239 Don't say fuck to me! Don't you know who I am? 419 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,991 You're Plettschner. - Damn right! Otto Plettschner. 420 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,518 3 times decorated in 2 world wars. I was killing people while you 421 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:25,989 were in your dad's balls. 422 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,392 Worked 5 years in a slaughterhouse and 10 years as prison guard. 423 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,236 So what? - "So what"? Never say "fuck you" to me, 424 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,234 because you haven't earned the rights yet. 425 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,279 Hey kid, I need a contract driver. 426 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,549 See what I mean, punk? 427 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,715 Fuck you! - Fuck you! 428 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,030 You scumbag! - Shut up, Plettschner. 429 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,635 Don't ever tell me to shut up. 430 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,276 Shit! 431 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:07,311 It's too hot in here, man. What the hell's going on? 432 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:13,195 That shit in the trunk must be melting. We better take a look. 433 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,309 Get us 2 sodas. - As soon as I check the trunk. 434 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,678 We're just the mules. OK? Move it. 435 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,914 "Helping Hand" - Marlene, we found the car. 436 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,231 Come on, guys! 437 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,594 Get the ladder! - Stop pushing, Duke! 438 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,155 My medication! Aw man! - Be cool, dude. We got more. 439 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,516 Let me help, Archie. 440 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,319 Come on! 441 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,715 Well, that's not all. This car is hot. - What, stolen? 442 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:42,193 No, hot, really hot. We're sweating like pigs, man. 443 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,832 Where is the car from? - Someplace... 444 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,790 ...Roswell, New Mexico. 445 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,272 Me, fight in a war? No way! 446 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,673 Nobody's got to do that shit. Not in this country. 447 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,671 A new ID don't cost no more than a pink slip. 448 00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,398 Something wrong? 449 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,591 You know, that Marlene, 450 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,755 she's pretty hot. 451 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:49,475 Otto, my man, I jumped on that action from day one. 452 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,952 I found out where she's coming from. 453 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,670 See you back at the yard. - Have fun. 454 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,953 Holy shit! 455 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,988 Holy fucking shit! 456 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,680 Lite! Open the door! 457 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,674 There's a maniac in there. What are you doing? 458 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,638 Open the door! 459 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,237 What are you doing? Open the door! 460 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,998 You're still on the job, white boy. Get in the car. - Open the door, Lite! 461 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,316 Get in the car! - Jesus Christ! 462 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,231 You're crazy, Lite. 463 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,234 You can't just shoot into peoples' houses. 464 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,076 Maybe you shot the guy. - So what if I did? 465 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,914 I don't know. I mean, that's pretty severe. 466 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:02,835 Jesus Christ! 467 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,514 Hey, blanks do the job too. 468 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:13,031 You repo men are all out to lunch. Let's get out of here. 469 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,395 Hello? 470 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,516 Is it you? This is Leila. Are you using a scrambler? 471 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,309 I can't hear you, I'm using a scrambler. 472 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,874 Look out! - What? 473 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,875 Happy face! 474 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,714 You want a ride? 475 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:09,909 Help! 476 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,072 No! 477 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,752 What do you want from me? - We ask the questions. 478 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,675 Are you going to torture me? - Torture you? What for? 479 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:27,108 To find out what I know. I'd torture someone in a second. 480 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:32,512 Why are you after the Malibu? - Because of the aliens in the trunk. 481 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,948 Illegal aliens? - No, silly, extraterrestrials. 482 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,916 Ever thought about joining the CIA? - I have to ask my boyfriend. 483 00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:46,199 Otto Maddox, Male, White, 21... Correction: 18. 484 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,430 What's going on? - The usual. 485 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,550 Hi Marlene! How you doing, baby? 486 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,992 Jesus, who done that to you? - Who done what? 487 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:03,757 "Who done what", he says. Who did that to your face, kid? 488 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,116 Some dude. It doesn't matter. - Oh yes it does! 489 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,476 Do something, Plettschner. Aren't you a cop? 490 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,472 I'm on my coffee break. 491 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,668 Repo man don't go running to the man. Repo man goes it alone. 492 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,115 Yessireebob! 493 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,149 Just like John Wayne. - Damn right! What's wrong with that? 494 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,917 Greatest American that ever lived. - John Wayne was a fag. - What? 495 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,153 What? - John Wayne was a fag. 496 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,596 The hell he was! 497 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,595 He was too, boys. 498 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,470 I installed 2-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. 499 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,757 And he came to the door in a dress. 500 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,438 You're nuts. - That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. 501 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,879 A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies fuck. I know I do. 502 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,068 - Don't you? - I sure do. 503 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,074 Fuck John Wayne! Tell us his name, you little pussy! 504 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,391 Piss off, ass-wipes. 505 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,279 You bastards! - Easy! 506 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,750 The guy's head is hurt. 507 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,435 You're taking this too personal, son. 508 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:10,071 The thing is, a repo man got beat up in the line of duty. 509 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,550 It doesn't matter that it was you. 510 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,999 What really matters, is that the guy pays the price. 511 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,194 Now stop being selfish, and tell us his name. 512 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,635 Come on! 513 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,948 Bastard! 514 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,793 All right! 515 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,238 OK, his name was... 516 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,751 Mr. Humphries? - Yes? 517 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,277 Yes, I'm Mr. Humphries. What do you want? 518 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,709 ...U.S. Planes napalmed refugee camps in southern Mexico. He explained that 519 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,588 the camps were really guerrilla bases. 520 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,719 In Guatemala, shots were fired at the U.S. Embassy... 521 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:05,236 "Helping Hand", Marlene speaking. - Hello, is Otto there? 522 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,679 It's for you. A girl. 523 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,710 Hi Otto? It's Leila. 524 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:19,669 Leila who? 525 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,949 Can't believe I once liked these guys. - Listen to me! 526 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:55,478 For the sake of future generations, please tell us everything you know. 527 00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,030 Sure, I need another drink. 528 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,479 These aliens aren't even on ice, they could be starting to decay. 529 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,877 We've got to find them. 530 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,350 Well, well, well! 531 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:12,908 If it ain't the repo man. - You look like shit, wanker. 532 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,515 Duke, Debbi, Archie, 533 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,269 meet Leila and her weird friend. 534 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,670 How you doing, asshole? 535 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,789 How come you don't hang out with your friends anymore? - What friends? 536 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,116 Want some ludes, dude? 537 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,755 I really love you. 538 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:41,392 Because you always visited me when I was in juvie. 539 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,438 I was busy. I told you I was working. 540 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,353 Wow, a metal hand! 541 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,954 Cool! 542 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,391 Can we feel it? 543 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,759 Fuck this! Let's go do some crimes. 544 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,117 Nice friends you got there, Otto 545 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,870 Thanks, I made them myself. 546 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:28,391 Hey, what the fuck are you doing with our car? - Your car? 547 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,999 Are you sure? This looks like my car. 548 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,836 Are there pecan pies in the back? - Not any more. We ate them. 549 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:41,915 Shut up, Archie. - You shut up. - You're still here? 550 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,754 My car looks just like this. 551 00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,799 But this is yours, your car? 552 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,760 Yeah, 4 eyes. - Of course... 553 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,360 What's in the trunk? - What do you mean? 554 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:58,594 You don't even know what's in your own trunk. You know what? 555 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,309 I think you're afraid to find out. 556 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,835 Kill him! 557 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:07,199 I ain't afraid of nothing, see? - I don't blame you for being afraid. 558 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:11,479 I said, I ain't afraid of nothing. I kill people like you. 559 00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,996 Oh well, I guess you're right. 560 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,749 It's better not to look. 561 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,429 Beautiful evening. You can almost see the stars. 562 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,991 Oh shut up! 563 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,591 He's going to open it. 564 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,989 Come on, Duke! - The thing is hot! 565 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,671 Look, we don't have all night. 566 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,595 Close it, Duke! No! 567 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,554 Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand. 568 00:56:58,960 --> 00:56:59,949 Fuck you, Archie! 569 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,636 Just for that, you're not in the gang. - I'm taking over now. 570 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,917 Oh, leave it! - King Archie! 571 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,197 The Invincible! - Shut up, Archie! 572 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,189 Watch this! 573 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,069 Oh dear! 574 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,229 What a shame! - Come on, Duke, let's go do those crimes. 575 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,599 Yeah. Let's get sushi... and not pay. 576 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:46,915 Hey buddy! 577 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,238 Special deputies, pull over! 578 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,870 Special deputies, pull over! 579 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,596 So the farmer says the ice broke and he fell in... 580 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:02,596 Look at these people, there's one person in each car. 581 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:07,039 The city wants us to carpool, but nobody gives a shit. 582 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:12,309 If people carpool, we'd be out of work. - Bullshit! 583 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,314 "Why has that pig got a wooden leg?" 584 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,031 "Well," said the farmer, "about 3 months ago..." 585 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,396 Look at that car! 586 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,712 Hey, Budsky, there's your girlfriend. 587 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,431 The Rodriguez Brothers! 588 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,991 We got the whole team here tonight, let's settle this for good. 589 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,960 Let's do it! - Pull over! 590 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,919 Shit, it's Bud! 591 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,589 Don't lose him! 592 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,031 Take it easy. Stop the car! 593 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,870 Motherfucker, come on! What are you waiting for? 594 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,714 Motherfucker! I kick your fucking ass! Come on! 595 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,271 Come on! What'll you do with that bat? 596 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:34,996 You bad, Bud! This is going to cost you plenty! - What do you mean? 597 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:39,195 How's your neck, Napoleon? - Oh, my neck. Yeah. Oh shit! 598 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,670 I think I got whiplash! 599 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:47,200 Besides, this isn't a repo car. - Bullshit! I got the papers on it. 600 00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,799 We paid it off. See, this is our favorite car. 601 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,156 That's right! You got insurance? 602 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:03,159 Come on, cocksucker! Whose side are you on? 603 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,589 Let me loose, God damn it! 604 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,079 Shit! This is bullshit, Oly! 605 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,950 Yeah, that's what I said when the marshal woke me at 4 in the morning. 606 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,351 Unfortunately, it's a summons. 607 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,275 You should have refused it. - Have you read it? 608 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,116 The Rodriguez Brothers are suing us for malicious damage, medical expenses 609 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:35,274 and harassment, for a car they own. - The Rodriguez Brothers are... 610 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,150 you believe the Rodriguez Brothers? They're a couple of scumbags! 611 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,552 I know, but we need to sit down and get our stories straight. 612 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,794 You're taking their word over mine! - I was there, remember? 613 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,478 Go home. Take the rest of the week off. 614 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,997 The rest? I can't take the... 615 01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:01,231 Oh I get it, so that you can get the 20,000 dollars for the Malibu. 616 01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:05,235 Make it a fucking month! - Well, fuck you. 617 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,952 On second thought, don't bother coming back at all. 618 01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:16,275 Great! I'll come back to get my stuff when the place don't stink so bad. 619 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,239 Shut up! 620 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:33,919 Fucking trash! I wonder how much they owe? 621 01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:38,632 Most of them are on the run, not even using their social security numbers. 622 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,838 If there was only a way to make them pay... 623 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:46,870 Jesus, Bud, they're winos! They don't have money. 624 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:50,556 Would they be bums if they did? - Do you want out? 625 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,110 No! - What's the matter with you? 626 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,239 Don't you like your job anymore? 627 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,316 I feel like we're not communicating anymore. 628 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:06,316 When we first started out, I thought I could teach you something. 629 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,199 Answer me! 630 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:39,151 I'm picking up the dead body. I've got my hands around it. 631 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,629 I'm carrying his limp torso to the truck. 632 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:48,431 He feels like he's been dead only a little while. 633 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,669 Do you ever feel as if your mind had started to erode? 634 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:30,988 No. 635 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,639 Ever been to Utah? 636 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:40,519 Sir, I represent the "Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation." 637 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,753 Radiation, yes indeed! 638 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,477 You hear the most outrageous lies about it. 639 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:52,510 Half-baked, goggle-boxed do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. 640 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:58,916 Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand 100 chest x-rays a year. 641 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,199 They should have them too. 642 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,433 When they cancelled the project, it almost did me in. 643 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:08,469 One day my mind was ready to burst, the next day, nothing! 644 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,552 Swept away. 645 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:16,672 But I showed them. I had a lobotomy in the end. 646 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:20,311 Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies? 647 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:24,269 Not at all. A friend of mine had one. 648 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:29,310 Designer of the neutron bomb. Ever heard of the neutron bomb? 649 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:33,509 Destroys people, leaves buildings standing. 650 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:38,835 Fits in a suitcase so small, no one knows it's there, until: Blam! 651 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:44,158 Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. 652 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:49,679 It's so immoral working on it, it can drive you mad. 653 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:53,596 That happened to a friend of mine, so he had a lobotomy. 654 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,870 Now he's well again. 655 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:03,119 What kind of car does he drive? 656 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:05,189 Chevy Malibu. 657 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,831 This is really a nice old car. Why don't you let me drive? 658 01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,310 What do you mean? 659 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,469 I don't know... I mean... don't you feel funny? 660 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,872 Why should I feel funny? 661 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,910 The two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds. 662 01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,796 Hemisphere, hemisphere. 663 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,998 It's strange, I do feel funny... 664 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,829 PARTY AT MILLERS CU THERE! 665 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,870 Here's the young new waver we've all heard so much about. 666 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,035 My old man used to have a Mohawk. 667 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,431 He was in the service then. 668 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:15,594 He was such a monster, I used to have to tell him no. 669 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:20,471 My old man was the same, until we got married. 670 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,677 Hey Oly, your wife's all over Otto. 671 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,152 Like flies on shit. 672 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:30,348 Have you seen Bud? - Who? 673 01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,510 Hey Ace, wait up. 674 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,556 You want to talk about it? - Talk about what? 675 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:19,554 Why are you so mad at me? - I'm not mad at you. 676 01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:22,554 I'm not. - All right. OK. 677 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,391 Debbi? - What? 678 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,311 I've been thinking. 679 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,869 Now that we got some money, 680 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,271 and Archie's gone... 681 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:40,110 don't you think it's time we settled down? 682 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,516 Get a little house? 683 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,876 I want you to have my baby. - Why? 684 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,516 I don't know. 685 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:54,630 Everybody does it. 686 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:58,396 And it just seems like the thing to do. 687 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,197 Asshole. 688 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,155 Let's do the job! 689 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,075 Duke! Debbi! What are you doing here? 690 01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:16,835 What's it look like, Ace? - Against the wall! 691 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:21,995 I'll kill him! I kill everybody! 692 01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:23,909 Drop it, motherfucker! 693 01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:33,469 Shit! 694 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:07,868 Is it too late to get romantically involved? 695 01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:10,157 A little. 696 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,871 Wait! Stick with me, and I'll make you a repo wife. 697 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,236 Bollucks! 698 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:19,909 Here! 699 01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,551 I'm here, man. 700 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,510 The lights are growing dim. 701 01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:50,512 I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... 702 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:55,278 And yet, I blame society. 703 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,639 Society made me what I am. 704 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:06,149 Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me. 705 01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:10,599 But it still hurts. 706 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,710 You're gonna be all right. 707 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:25,873 Maybe not. 708 01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:35,114 He's dead all right. - No doubt. - A goner. - Man. 709 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:39,000 Booth's setting him on fire. 710 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:54,314 The car! 711 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:57,188 The Chevy Malibu! Where's the car? 712 01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,831 You better stay out of this. - Why? - It's none of your business. 713 01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:05,313 You want to be a hero? I'd rather be a chicken man. - A what? 714 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:09,395 A chicken man. Did you ever see a farmer's wife? 715 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,472 Let go of me! 716 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,069 It's peaceful, man. 717 01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:15,118 The Malibu! 718 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,389 Let's go! 719 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:26,032 No, wait. My car's gone, and we're going to get to the bottom of this. 720 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:28,556 Like hell we are. 721 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:30,634 Not in my face! 722 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,469 Freeze, Marlene! 723 01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:36,398 My face! - Over my dead body. 724 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:40,190 If that's how you want it. - Come and get me. Come on! 725 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:43,797 I've been wanting to for a long time. - Come on. 726 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,714 Come on, if you're man enough. - Hey Plettsch! 727 01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:49,438 Coffee break! 728 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:08,352 Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. 729 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,509 I'm going to ask you a few questions. 730 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:16,391 Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. 731 01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:19,793 But I want you to know, it isn't personal. 732 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:25,069 This isn't really necessary. I'll tell you anything you want to know. 733 01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:29,029 Good. Where is the Malibu? - I don't know. 734 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,195 Somebody ripped it from the yard. 735 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:38,797 I don't think he knows. - Increase the voltage! 736 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:44,274 But what if he's innocent? - No one is innocent. Proceed. 737 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:53,953 Look at them. High heels, hairnets, ridiculous trenchcoats, 738 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:55,634 how pathetic! 739 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:59,949 Agent Rogersz, they're getting away! - It's all part of the plan. 740 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,230 Otto, pull yourself together. 741 01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:21,799 Marlene! 742 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:25,877 What's going on? - We're going to the hospital. 743 01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:31,748 Dr. Benway to surgery. 744 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:39,999 Hey, I know you! You're the one who ran into my trash. 745 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:42,315 Shh yourself! 746 01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:51,431 Visiting hours are now over. Thank you. 747 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,878 Out of order. Take the stairs. 748 01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,828 Mr. Lee: 749 01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:12,915 Mr. Lee: Please return the scalpel, Mr. Lee. 750 01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:30,472 Let me see that. All wrong! Do it over. 751 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:34,668 ...and they won't pick it up. - Isn't it a shame? 752 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:41,515 It comes to something when they expect you to pick it up. 753 01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:46,038 How are you doing? - Ask him about the Malibu. 754 01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:48,394 About that night, 755 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:55,355 I'm sorry I split. I should have stayed with you. 756 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,878 But when I was a kid, I had this set of big wheels... 757 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,879 Please, quiet in the stairwell. 758 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,548 A very sad and unchristian thing just happened. 759 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,916 A sweet old lady's car was stolen, 760 01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:24,719 a Chevy Malibu. 761 01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:30,069 Brothers and sisters please, if you've seen this car, 762 01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:32,357 call this toll-free number. 763 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,513 Shit. - Praise the Lord! 764 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,353 Go, go! 765 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:41,396 Come on! 766 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:42,429 Let's go! 767 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,270 Don't shoot! All right! 768 01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:27,432 Chickenshits! 769 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:30,999 Where's the Malibu? 770 01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:34,469 Don't even ask, because I don't know. 771 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:38,031 I don't have it, neither does Marlene, nor you or your crazy friends. 772 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:40,237 So that leaves... 773 01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:45,710 Where is he? - Where the fuck is he? - He is risen. Holy... 774 01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:14,437 Later! - Bye bye! 775 01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:25,837 Here's another weird one: Apparently, a hail of ice cubes is coming down 776 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:30,518 south of downtown. Scientists are at a loss to explain... 777 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,597 Some weird fucking shit, eh? 778 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,878 What's going on? - Shit! 779 01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:13,877 11 years of repoing cars, and what have I got? Shit! 780 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:19,431 Bud, listen: You're sitting in a car worth 20,000 dollars. 781 01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:23,190 Look, we turn it in and split the money, 60-40, you and me. 782 01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:27,473 Who gets the 60, kid? 783 01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:30,189 Well, I thought, since I found the car first, that... 784 01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,036 that you'd get it. 785 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:41,148 Get away from the car. This is your only warning. 786 01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:43,278 We got problems, man! 787 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,438 No, no no no! Wait! 788 01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:56,755 Stop fucking around! Only assholes get killed for a car. 789 01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:59,197 You calling me an asshole, punk? 790 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:02,831 I sure am. - Come and get me, copper! 791 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:06,232 I'm well-armed, and I know where you live. 792 01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:13,429 Son of a bitch! - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. 793 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:21,117 Come on, you popsicles, let's get that car! 794 01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:25,355 Hey Oly, there's Bud! 795 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:31,798 We'll drive it off a cliff. - I have the car papers. Beer anyone? 796 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:35,033 Hey, Bud, want a beer? - No, a cigarette. 797 01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:38,193 No beer is needed here. 798 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:43,991 I'm touching the car. I'm encountering a strange, 799 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:48,313 eerie kind of forcefield. I don't know what it is. It's... 800 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:00,479 Go on, you popsicles! 801 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,439 I'm having the same feeling... 802 01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:17,710 I love this job. - Linear and inverse vectors merge in zero. 803 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,031 This way, your Holiness! 804 01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,591 It's more than a job, it's... it's a calling. 805 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:36,915 Critical mass is at zero... - Why, you could say it's spiritual. 806 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,634 Holy sheepshit! 807 01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:51,276 Get back, get back! 808 01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,230 Get in there, or you don't get paid! 809 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:03,518 Have you read this book? "Dioretix"? 810 01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:05,797 Chapter 7, verse 3. - I've got it marked. 811 01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:18,192 Miller, what are you doing? - I'm going for a little spin. 812 01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:20,910 But you don't know how to drive? 813 01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,676 Otto, don't go! 814 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:35,799 What about our relationship? 815 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:37,789 What? 816 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,914 What about our relationship? 817 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:43,799 Fuck that. 818 01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:46,188 You shithead! 819 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:50,559 I'm glad I tortured you. I'm supposed to be in that car! 820 01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:22,876 Best goddamned car in the yard. 821 01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,432 Wow! This is intense! 822 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:58,400 The life of a repo man is always intense.