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<i>She was furious with me
because if I had my law degree</i>

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<i>I could have represented us.</i>

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<i>The jury ruled against me.</i>

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<i>I told my lawyer
I considered suicide.</i>

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<i>I drove home from Nyack,
and guess what?</i>

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<i>She had left me.
I recall almost a sigh of relief...</i>

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<i>Somehow it made
a lasting impression on her life.</i>

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<i>My first child came easy enough.</i>

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<i>But with Patricia</i>

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<i>they had to open me up
under anesthesia.</i>

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<i>I've often thought that perhaps
the reason...</i>

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<i>I told them when I got here</i>

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<i>"Okay, I explored
the criminal lifestyle."</i>

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<i>But I was an altar boy,
for Christ's sake.</i>

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<i>Moltisanti is a religious name.
And still I'm f♪♪ked.</i>

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<i>I met death on Route 23,
not too far from here.</i>

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<i>But that was much later.</i>

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<i>Back in 1967, the man
wearing the hat was my father.</i>

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<i>In those days, he didn't have a son.</i>

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Five dollars says I spot him first.

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I don't got five dollars.

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Then you better win, <i>gagootz.</i> Huh?

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- Uncle Dick, think fast.
- You want to fight, huh?

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<i>The little fat kid is my uncle,
Tony... Soprano.</i>

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Your arms are too short.
You got nothing.

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<i>Well, we call him my uncle,
by marriage.</i>

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<i>He choked me to death.</i>

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There! Pay up.

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We have a winner,
ladies and gents. Huh?

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<i>My grandfather and his brother</i>

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<i>were with the DiMeo crime family
in Newark.</i>

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<i>My grandfather was an associate,
but he stacked</i>

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<i>more </i>scharole
<i>than any of the made guys.</i>

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Hey, there he is!

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<i>Including a Cadillac dealership.</i>

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<i>Cara mia, fammi presentare</i>
<i>mio figlio,</i> Richard Moltisanti.

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Everybody calls me Dickie.

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Welcome to America.

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<i>Benvenuta.</i>

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America!

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Most guys, 65,
go to Europe on vacation

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they come back with the gout.

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You come back with the winner,
"Miss Provolone, 1967."

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Oh. Antonio Soprano.

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<i>After he murdered me</i>

46
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<i>Tony gave my wife and baby
his pocket change.</i>

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<i>But that was much later.</i>

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I'm embarrassed.

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You're all such great cooks
over there.

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Can you translate for me?

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Forget it. She understands enough.

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Giuseppina...

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what does your family do over there?

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- <i>Mio padre...</i>
- The fascists killed her old man.

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Her mother never recovered.

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F♪♪kin' Mussolini.

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I don't get it, when I was a kid

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you and Vito Genovese,
you always praised Mussolini.

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Let's not talk politics at the table.

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But I'll tell you, Dick,
it's paradise over there.

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On the one hand,
you can't believe the beauty.

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On the other hand,
they don't even have toilets.

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I told Giuseppina

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that you're gonna live the life
of a proud American lady.

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And I'm gonna have
my second set of children with you.

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And they'll be deluged with a life

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that they could never
even imagine over there.

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Like you were, Dick, as a kid.

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These'll be your brothers
and sisters.

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So...

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Giuseppina
is your stepmother, Dickie.

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It wasn't me who ripped you off!

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Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Come on!

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- Shit!
- Harold.

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All right, already.

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This punk-ass snapper.

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Jabbed one of our runners,
took 600 bucks.

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- I want a full bag tomorrow.
- Who the f♪♪k are you?

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The guy who, one time,
put out somebody's eye

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for talkin' to him like that.

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You winded there, "Jesse Owens"?

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I gotta quit smoking.

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I agree.

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Can't I get you
to switch to Newports?

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Hey, Harold.

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My son here say he gonna be
Hank Aaron when he grown up.

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I'm gonna hit .318 like him.

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318, your lucky number, boy.

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- Play it.
- Yeah.

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Numbers is the only chance
black folks got

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to get out of this sinkhole city.

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How does that work, anyway?

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Well, you pick out three numbers,
like for you, three-one-eight.

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You bet a quarter

95
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and if your numbers come on
at the race track

96
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then you win 125 dollars
for a quarter.

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For a quarter?

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Bet a dollar, you get 500 dollars.

99
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You shitting me, Harold?

100
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What if my numbers don't come out?

101
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Well, if your numbers don't hit,
you don't get nothing.

102
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Harold collects everybody's bets
and gives it to the Man.

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How you think the Italians
drive those long, fancy cars

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and wear those diamond
Swiss watches on their wrists?

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Thank you.
Thank you, everybody, welcome.

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Well, mostly, I...

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I just want to say how pr...

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Knock it off, Anthony.

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I want to say how proud I am
of my big girl, Janice...

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who is today...

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a woman.

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Cheers!

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You know, Janice, she...

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she went to her catechism.
She practiced her Latin.

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She even stopped watching
those two <i>stunods,</i> Sonny and Cher

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long enough to think about God, huh?

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At least for a minute or two,
but, boy, did she cost me.

118
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You know, I made a bet that...

119
00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,920
Janice would not do
her religious duties.

120
00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,520
But if Janice did,
you know, got confirmed...

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I'd shave off my mustache.

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- Enjoy.
- His <i>comare</i> told him

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it makes him look like Robert Goulet.

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This stuff ain't so authentic.

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Just use your fork.

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But, you know, the gravy's good.

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- Your daughter's confirmation.
- Come here.

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- Congrats, skip.
- I'm here, too, Mr. Handsome.

129
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Yeah, and looking like
a million dollars.

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And not Mexican dollars, either.

131
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What are you talking about?

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Same f♪♪king gang.

133
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Colored kids hit one of my
colored runners.

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Here you go. Threw him a beating.

135
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You believe this?
How these people prey on their own?

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Hey, Boot DiMeo's gonna rag on me
when he sees this.

137
00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,240
It looks bad too, perception-wise.

138
00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,320
Even the papers say

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the numbers is the biggest percentage
of our cash flow.

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Junior's right,
you gotta get your arms around this.

141
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You got big ears there, <i>gagootz</i>?

142
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Big brother, go and get yourself
some Pez.

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Silvio, Puss, come here.

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- <i>Marone!</i>
- Oh!

145
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Huh? The second Mrs. Hollywood Dick.

146
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I was just explaining
to His Holiness, here.

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I think I went to school
with your father.

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Calogero Dante. "Butch."

149
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He said you were a bully.

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Whoa, what do we got here?

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The Italian actress,
"Sophia Lotsa-Pizza."

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Get out of here, you f♪♪king mutt!

153
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- Sorry.
- Buddha. It's Joe D.

154
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He's up at the Boot's Mansion.

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Mr. DiMaggio. <i>Come stai?</i>

156
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Your saint's name,
you took in church today, Apollonia?

157
00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,240
She's the patron saint of dentists.

158
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,080
Take it from me, chains are
more effective than snow tires.

159
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,496
Why didn't you bring
the missus, Dick?

160
00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,480
I tried, but the poor kid's
self-conscious about her English.

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She's making progress, though.

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- I didn't catch the name.
- Pussy.

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Don't worry, Father,
it's not what you think it is.

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<i>This is my dog.</i>

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- This is my dog.
- This is my dog.

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This is your dog.

167
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,040
- This is your dog.
- This is your dog.

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00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,520
Your dog.

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<i>Buddy Durham in the light trunks,
the white trunks.</i>

170
00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,520
<i>Durham has always been known
as a counter-puncher...</i>

171
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,960
<i>He gets a great hook in there.</i>

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00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,960
Hey.

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00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,360
What did you learn to say?

174
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:10,560
"This is his ball."

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00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,880
Whose ball?

176
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,840
Spot.

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00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,760
I think this is a waste of money.

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00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:28,240
<i>We hear from Hoboken's own
Chairman of the Board.</i>

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00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,480
<i>Hi, there, my name is
Francis Albert Sinatra</i>

180
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,560
<i>and I got news for you.</i>

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00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,400
<i>Here's your host,
William B. Williams.</i>

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00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,800
My mother met his mother once. Frank.

183
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:37,920
Frank?

184
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,600
He grabbed me
to go to some party once.

185
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:44,640
It was on the Upper East Side,
it was a penthouse.

186
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,440
Some celebrity, I don't know who.

187
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,280
So... he and Dean

188
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,960
they have this donkey brought
downstairs to the basement.

189
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,680
And the donkey's just stuffed
full of laxatives, right?

190
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,640
So they put it
in the private elevator.

191
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They send the private elevator up,
the door opens

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00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,520
and the donkey starts kicking

193
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,320
and shitting over everybody
in the party!

194
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,080
Ah, your sister's cunt!

195
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,000
Junior, it's the Summer of Love.

196
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,480
Nice car.

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00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,160
You a friend of Dickie's?

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00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,560
No English.

199
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,520
Oh! Hopalong <i>Che Si Dice!</i>

200
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,680
It's f♪♪king light again?

201
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,680
Picked up from most of the runners,
but this kid, Overall...

202
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,080
Who the f♪♪k is Overall?

203
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,240
He's a crazy young motherf♪♪ker
that runs the Saints.

204
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,640
Leon Overall. He's from East Orange.

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00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,720
My cousin's the placekicker
over at the high school over there.

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00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,640
Yeah, well me and Harold played
East Orange, Thanksgiving game.

207
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,400
We used to beat 'em
every f♪♪king year.

208
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,120
You should have seen this man run.

209
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,696
Are you sure
you don't got no black blood?

210
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,000
That's Sicilians. I'm <i>Napoletano</i>.

211
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,400
Oh! I'm <i>Siciliano.</i>

212
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,520
Come on. Come over here.

213
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,416
The big picture,
you told me this thing was over

214
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,480
with the Black Saints.

215
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,720
I know, I...

216
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,360
I thought I schooled the kid,
Overall, when I whooped him, but...

217
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,760
He's got a wild hair across his ass.

218
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,360
I gotta know, Harold...

219
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,560
Aren't you humiliated
by what you just said?

220
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,760
I know I would be.

221
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,520
You're a grown man.

222
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,760
F♪♪king punk street gang?

223
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,120
Come on in, son. Have a seat.

224
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,360
I think we lost him.

225
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,880
Hold up. Hold up. Turn around.

226
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,840
Would I for sure be going to Vietnam?
Like my dream?

227
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,560
You heard about the G.I. Bill?

228
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,160
Yeah, college. Sure.

229
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,360
Thinking about being a... scientist.

230
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,800
Wait over there.

231
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,240
No, this war wasn't my idea!

232
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,600
Isola, turn that light out.
I'm trying to sleep.

233
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,600
That's why I brought you
a Seven and Seven, baby.

234
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,600
What's the matter with you?

235
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,160
Goddamn Gentleman Dickie Moltisanti.

236
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,240
Always comes to me
to handle his nasty work.

237
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,600
Done made you his house nigger.

238
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,240
Put it away.

239
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,000
The Army won't take me now.

240
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,320
I always wanted to join up, but I...

241
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,720
I had two felony convictions.

242
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,800
Take you?

243
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,880
Happened to stop by
a recruiting office today

244
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,280
and it made me remember.

245
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,536
Brothers doing
all the dying over there.

246
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,560
We don't need no more.

247
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,440
Well, somebody's gonna win
the Medal of Honor.

248
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,600
Not a black man. Please.

249
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,440
Ooh, baby, you are a riot tonight.

250
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,200
Make a right here.

251
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,440
- It's a one-way.
- F♪♪k it, make the right.

252
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,280
F♪♪k.

253
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,040
Step out of the car.

254
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,440
I know what I did, Officer.

255
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,160
Hey, why aren't they home,
sleeping till noon?

256
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,640
Two of our officers picked up
some colored taxi driver.

257
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,000
Had to rough him up a little.

258
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,640
These morons think we killed him.

259
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,520
It spread around
the Central Ward that way.

260
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,720
They broke windows
up and down Belmont Avenue.

261
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,336
They're throwing bricks
and bottles at us.

262
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,056
We got two officers
had to go to the hospital.

263
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,160
No shit.

264
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,080
You ain't nothin' without that badge!

265
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,800
You think this is funny?

266
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,040
<i>Let's make amends</i>

267
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,880
Get the f♪♪k away from the car!

268
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,960
<i>How lucky can one guy be</i>

269
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,160
<i>I kissed her and she kissed me</i>

270
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,360
<i>Like the fella once said...</i>

271
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,816
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it for our host tonight.</i>

272
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,040
<i>They call him
Gentleman Dick Moltisanti.</i>

273
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,040
Ah!

274
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,200
Hey.

275
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:16,920
Paulie.

276
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,800
This?

277
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280
It's about time.

278
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,680
Pinto the butcher sent over
some <i>capuzzelle.</i>

279
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,360
The f♪♪k happen to you?

280
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,560
Something you gotta see.

281
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,960
What the f♪♪k?

282
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,440
That's Belmont Avenue.

283
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,200
You wanna get smart now?

284
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,800
<i>Ma vaffanculo!</i>

285
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,200
Why don't you go after
the <i>ditsoon</i>, huh?

286
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,720
They almost burned the city down.

287
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,640
Oh, you'll hold the door, huh?

288
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,120
Daddy!

289
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,680
- Janice, go home!
- Daddy!

290
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,440
Go home! Take the bus.

291
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,080
Hey, stop! Stop!

292
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,040
Anthony?

293
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,280
Anthony! What are you doing here?

294
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,800
My God!

295
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,280
What did they do?

296
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,280
We raided a card game,
but we got lucky.

297
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,176
Picked up your husband
on an outstanding warrant.

298
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,600
- Had to take 'em somewhere.
- Warrant? For what?

299
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,880
Assault with a deadly weapon.

300
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,480
The Lobster Trap Restaurant?
That wasn't him. He didn't do that.

301
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,160
- Where is he?
- Downtown.

302
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,760
He's downtown,
where he might get burned to death?

303
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,600
What are you people thinking?

304
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,040
Janice, shut up with that!

305
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,600
What were the two of you doing
at that card game?

306
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,400
Dad took Janice to ride the rides
while he played cards.

307
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,480
But he wouldn't take me

308
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,400
because I passed gas
while he was eating lunch.

309
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,720
Get inside, both of you!

310
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,040
Anthony!

311
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,880
<i>Standing in the ruins
of another black man's life</i>

312
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,640
<i>or flying through the valley,
separating day and night</i>

313
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,200
<i>"I am death," cried the vulture</i>

314
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,800
<i>"For the people of the night..."</i>

315
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,360
<i>In a wilderness of heartbreak
and a desert of despair</i>

316
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:22,320
<i>evil's clarion of justice
shrieks a cry of naked terror.</i>

317
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:27,560
<i>Taking babies from their mamas,
leaving grief beyond compare.</i>

318
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,160
Please help me! Help me!
Please, help me!

319
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:34,480
<i>So if you see the vulture coming,
flying circles in your mind</i>

320
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:39,880
<i>Remember there is no escaping
for he will follow close behind.</i>

321
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:45,040
<i>Only promise me a battle,
battle for your soul and mine.</i>

322
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,280
<i>And mine...</i>

323
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:52,360
<i>Talk to young Negro men
on the street and they will tell you</i>

324
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,760
<i>they say, they're supposed
to go away and die for this country</i>

325
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,240
<i>that isn't really theirs?</i>

326
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,120
<i>This tells you right there
that for understandable reasons</i>

327
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,680
<i>they don't consider themselves
complete Americans.</i>

328
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,120
<i>And I don't say this
comprises all of them</i>

329
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,320
<i>but it's obvious the reason
they can burn their own homes...</i>

330
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,800
Huge fire.

331
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,560
Ashes.

332
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,920
Thought I heard somebody fall.

333
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,120
You fall, this morning?

334
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,840
You shouldn't wear your sunglasses
in the tub, you know?

335
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,080
He's got a temper.
<i>Arrabbiato</i>, my father.

336
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,160
He start to yell.

337
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,800
Yeah, he wasn't like this
back in Ariano?

338
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:01,160
'Cause he used to... me, as a kid.

339
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,120
Every day.

340
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,360
I should have stayed there.

341
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,240
No.

342
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,480
Maybe I come to America
for America money.

343
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240
But...

344
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,240
But here, in America, he become...

345
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,360
<i>uno stronzo!</i>

346
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,560
I think maybe you still love him.

347
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,400
What's the matter with you?

348
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,240
My wife's right inside.

349
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,760
You're my father's wife.

350
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,840
Where are you going?

351
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,840
I'm going down to Rexall.
The doc switched my blood thinner.

352
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,960
I'll ride with you.

353
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,800
What?

354
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,880
How high did she bounce?

355
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,680
- What are you talking about?
- When you threw her down the stairs.

356
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,400
Got two left feet.

357
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,176
'Cause you used to throw my mother
down the stairs.

358
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,656
I didn't like it then,
I don't like it now.

359
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,280
Well, some women
like the rough stuff.

360
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,680
Don't ask me why.

361
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,176
Yeah, it's funny
how they're all attracted

362
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,560
to Hollywood Dick Moltisanti.

363
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,720
You wanted to get
into her f♪♪king pants

364
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,640
since the day I brought her over.

365
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,680
I give you permission to picture her
while you're jerking off.

366
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,440
I promise you, you hurt her again,
you're going down the stairs.

367
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,960
Who the f♪♪k do you think

368
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,456
- you're f♪♪king talking to?
- You got away with it once with Mom.

369
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,256
But I was a little kid. You're not
getting away with it again.

370
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,200
Oh, I marry sluts. What do I know?

371
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,680
Hey! Get your f♪♪king...

372
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,040
Get off me! Hey! Hey!

373
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,640
Dick!

374
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,160
Pop.

375
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,960
Pop?

376
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,520
Uncle Dickie.

377
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,120
Anthony, what the f♪♪k are you doing?

378
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,720
- The city's burning down.
- Over on Springfield Avenue.

379
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,520
Dickie? Who blew the horn?

380
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,000
I'm working on the car.

381
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,560
- You want pork chops tonight?
- Yeah, that's fine.

382
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,040
Can I watch you work on the car?

383
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,520
- With the applesauce?
- I don't know what sauce!

384
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,800
I gotta go out for a while.

385
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:54,920
Can I?

386
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,800
- Can you what?
- Watch.

387
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,336
What the f♪♪k did I just say,
God damn it?

388
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,360
Now, go home!

389
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,360
<i>from the WOR newsroom.</i>

390
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,320
<i>American warplanes have expanded
the air war over North Vietnam</i>

391
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,240
<i>with the bombing of five
previously untouched targets</i>

392
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,560
<i>near the heart
of the port city of Haiphong.</i>

393
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,200
<i>Four of the new targets</i>

394
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,800
<i>one of them only a mile and a half
from Haiphong...</i>

395
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,360
<i>Democratic Majority Leader
Mike Mansfield</i>

396
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,280
<i>- sounded a warning tonight...</i>
- Go ahead, sir.

397
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,160
He's white.

398
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,400
Three guesses who they blame this on.

399
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,920
The Harlem Globetrotters.

400
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:07,440
They called him "Hollywood Dick."
Imagine what he looks like now.

401
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,960
Tell Ma what you told me,
about the bird.

402
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,840
- There was a bird in the garage.
- So?

403
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,440
It means somebody's gonna die.

404
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,960
You're talking through your hat.

405
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,560
A bird would never fly into a garage
to announce a death.

406
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,680
A house is another matter.

407
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,800
Poor Dickie.

408
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,960
I still can't believe it.

409
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,600
I gotta talk to Johnny Soprano,
the putrescible trash routes.

410
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,560
The Sposato Brothers
are making a grab.

411
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,856
You didn't hear? Johnny's gonna be
a guest of the government.

412
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,960
He couldn't make bail.

413
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,520
When my brother's away,
everything goes through me.

414
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,640
You got diarrhea?

415
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,200
Comedian.

416
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,000
The three C's I owe you.

417
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,320
What the f♪♪k is this?
It's supposed to be cash.

418
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,760
That's an RCA.

419
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,400
What am I gonna do with this?

420
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,480
What a blow.

421
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,440
Yeah, well at least you still
got your brother. I'm...

422
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,840
Yeah. I got nobody.

423
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,040
Dickie, consider me your brother
from now on, huh?

424
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,800
Where's your brother?

425
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,656
He went to see
if he could sneak into the room

426
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,040
where they do the bodies.

427
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,760
<i>In Newark tonight, state troopers
and the National Guard ceased...</i>

428
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,000
- You son of a bitch.
- You can't watch television in here.

429
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,880
Vincent, it's the news.

430
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,520
<i>President Johnson, we've been told,
has been following the situation...</i>

431
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,360
Ah, they're never gonna catch
those bastards. I told the cops.

432
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,800
<i>In the dull and commonplace
occurrences of day-to-day living</i>

433
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,840
<i>one thing stands out
as a completely unique experience</i>

434
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,520
<i>Colt 45.</i>

435
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,840
Jesus Christ.

436
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,320
The f♪♪k's the matter with you?

437
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,080
You have no respect for my father,
you f♪♪king animals?

438
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,160
He's dead!

439
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,536
Looks like the riots
are ending though, Dick.

440
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,600
That's good news.

441
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,640
I wish that the shooter killed you!

442
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,560
All of you!

443
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,040
John Francis Soprano.

444
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,320
On the charge of assault
with a deadly weapon

445
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,240
I hereby sentence you
to no more than five

446
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,280
and no less than two years

447
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,320
in Rahway State Prison.

448
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,040
Oh, God.

449
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,440
Uncle Sally.

450
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,840
I'm Dickie, your brother Dick's boy.

451
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,120
How are you?

452
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,920
You know, I'm sorry, I know
I never came to visit you before.

453
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,400
My father wouldn't allow it.

454
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,080
I came to tell you...

455
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,840
your brother, my dad... he passed.

456
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,800
They burned him up in the riots.

457
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,840
I brought you some <i>sfogliatelle.</i>

458
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,400
I don't eat dairy.

459
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,520
Oh.

460
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,320
Well, you being out here isolated

461
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,360
out of contact with the family,
my old man said you deserved it

462
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,880
but I want to do whatever I can
to help you from now.

463
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,440
It wasn't right how they treated you.

464
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,400
I was 25.

465
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,320
I murdered a made guy
in our own family.

466
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,960
I'm here for a good reason.
You don't need to help me.

467
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,680
But...

468
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,040
What do you want, Richard?

469
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,280
I'll be honest with you.

470
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,360
I want to do a good deed.

471
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,320
A what?

472
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,200
A good deed.

473
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,480
Miles. <i>Birth of the Cool.</i>

474
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,600
- What?
- It's a record.

475
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,120
I'm a jazz nut.

476
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,280
Bring me a copy next time you come.

477
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,240
If you come.

478
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,360
<i>- Quant'è bella!
- Sì?</i>

479
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,400
It's so beautiful.

480
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,720
We're gonna go down to Bamberger's.

481
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,440
We're gonna fill the place
with furniture.

482
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,920
<i>Madonna mia.</i>

483
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,600
- Could you give us a few minutes?
- You got it.

484
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,200
Aunt Concetta says you've been
looking for a job.

485
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,080
At DiLorenzo Brothers Beauty Parlor.

486
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,480
I cut hair back in Ariano.

487
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,080
You don't need to do that.
I want to keep taking care of you.

488
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,440
But I like to work, Dickie.
And America has so many work.

489
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,240
<i>Un giorno,</i> I want to have
my own beauty parlor.

490
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,280
Well, you're not gonna
work for those two<i> fanooks.</i>

491
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,520
The DiLorenzos?

492
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,600
Motherf♪♪ker.

493
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:06,960
I like that word.

494
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,120
"Motherf♪♪ker."

495
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,080
- Eighteen. Paul's birthday.
- We don't take Beatle birthdays.

496
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,800
We'd go broke.

497
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,120
F♪♪k it. Make it eight. Micky Dolenz.

498
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,320
I dreamed about
Whitey Ford last night.

499
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,800
He wears number 16.

500
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,680
<i>The boys basketball team is playing
St. Stephen's this afternoon.</i>

501
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,720
<i>The high temperature today
will be 53 degrees.</i>

502
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,000
<i>Faculty advisory, absentees, 16.</i>

503
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,520
Sixteen, I hit the number!

504
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,280
You gotta talk to him.

505
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,336
- Johnny should do it.
- You're the only one he listens to.

506
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,520
Johnny should do it.
You're gonna see him visiting day.

507
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,240
Side door's open.

508
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,360
Johnny's just gonna want to hit him,
and he can't

509
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,080
because of the glass partition
and he's just gonna get frustrated.

510
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,120
- Hey, June.
- I got some Lady Schick blow dryers.

511
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,640
Livia, take one for yourself.
One for Janice.

512
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,560
I got bigger problems
than blow dryers.

513
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,280
Anthony got kicked out of school.

514
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,840
Let me go talk to him.

515
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,360
I promised Johnny I'd take care
of Tony while he was in jail.

516
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,840
The way you talk,
you just confuse him.

517
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,280
He only listens to Dickie.

518
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,160
Ah, <i>va fa napoli.</i>

519
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,720
June. Leave me a blower for Joanne.

520
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,800
What are you reading?

521
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,440
Oh, can't you read a regular comic?

522
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,480
You know, Superman, Jughead.

523
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,720
It's about some Jewish girl
and a knight.

524
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,320
And Robin Hood's in it.

525
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,920
I didn't know they had Jews
back in the Middle Ages.

526
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,760
Well... the Bible.

527
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,960
Anyway, your mother asked me
to talk to you, so...

528
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,400
What, about getting suspended
from school?

529
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,200
Hey, put that down, huh?

530
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,520
Sorry.

531
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,520
You know I don't like to lean on you
about stuff.

532
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,600
But you can't start
a gambling operation at school.

533
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,000
I know that... now.

534
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,720
Hey, don't bullshit me.
You always knew it.

535
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,680
And it's not just the gambling.
It's everything.

536
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,680
The cherry bombs at the YMCA

537
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,216
letting the air
out of Mrs. Russo's tires...

538
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,496
- I apologized to her!
- You talk big

539
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,176
about wanting to be
on the football team in high school

540
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,720
and you're smoking already? Oh!

541
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,840
You gotta have a better attitude.

542
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,296
With you father gone,
your mother's got a lot on her plate.

543
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,320
You gotta be good.

544
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,320
I don't want have to
go through this again.

545
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,400
I try to be good.

546
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,440
I don't think so. Try harder.

547
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,240
- Pinky swear?
- Jesus.

548
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,360
Hey, you don't talk to me like that.

549
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,840
See, you're not listening.

550
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,080
Fine. Pinky swear.

551
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,040
All right.

552
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,680
One time I went to Playland...

553
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,920
I saw the cops shoot a friend
of my dad's right in the back.

554
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,880
Yeah, Chickie Sasso.

555
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,400
He still can't move his bowels
like normal.

556
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,440
I don't want that to happen to me.

557
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,320
And it won't, <i>gagootz.</i>
Not while I'm around.

558
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,200
We're gonna see that it don't.

559
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,320
Junior. Junior.

560
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,920
- Where's Candy tonight?
- Migraine.

561
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,960
Again with the migraine...

562
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,600
Keep a close eye on that one.

563
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,720
She keeps disappearing

564
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,720
she's probably f♪♪king
some Tom, Dick, and Harry.

565
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,120
Found a new gravy train.

566
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,600
<i>A guy checks into a hotel,
calls up the front desk</i>

567
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,200
<i>"I got a leak in the sink."</i>

568
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,600
<i>Clerk says, "Go ahead.
Customer's always right."</i>

569
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,000
Yeah, that was funnier
when Henny Youngman told it.

570
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,920
No, no, don't.
Just leave it the way it is.

571
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,360
I wonder the origin of the sobriquet,
"gravy train" is.

572
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,240
They named it after the dog food.

573
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,560
I don't know about you, Junior.

574
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,360
Guy tells you your girlfriend's
banging somebody else

575
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,360
you're worried about the origin
of "gravy train"?

576
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,400
Oh, smile, my brother.

577
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,160
White flight.

578
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,960
Oh! It's Hopalong <i>Che Si Dice.</i>

579
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,880
- Whatever the f♪♪k that means.
- Hey!

580
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,560
Language. There's ladies here.

581
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,840
What can I get you?

582
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,080
Bartender's special tonight,
for the ladies, "Pink Squirrel."

583
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,080
Courvoisier and Coke. Water back.

584
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,360
That what they drink
on the plantation?

585
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,840
Oh, you didn't hear?
We're off the plantation.

586
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,680
We got wops digging ditches
since they come over.

587
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,360
Hey, come on.

588
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,360
It's Dickie's business.
Let it go, Paulie.

589
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,200
What the f♪♪k's the matter with you?

590
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,960
You got a murder warrant
over your head.

591
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,240
I'm heading down south.
North Carolina.

592
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,360
So where's your mule? Get going.

593
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,040
Thing is,
I need to borrow some money.

594
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,360
- How much?
- A grand.

595
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,920
All right, I'll tell you what.

596
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,240
I'm gonna give you five C's. Yeah?

597
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,360
It's my gift to you.
You don't gotta give it back.

598
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,760
- I want to pay you back.
- It's better this way.

599
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,376
You don't gotta be afraid
to say hello to me

600
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,760
I don't gotta chase you down.

601
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,400
Won't come between us.

602
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,080
So I guess this is goodbye.

603
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,480
You said your goodbye, so go.

604
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,240
You don't stare at those people.

605
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:07,960
They don't like it.

606
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,880
Brought you that record you wanted.

607
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,840
Plus, a couple others I picked out.

608
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,640
What's this?

609
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:26,200
Al Hirt. Trumpet.
He's on <i>Carson </i>all the time.

610
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,560
It's not jazz.

611
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,320
Take it back. These, too.

612
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,440
So...

613
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,720
you did your good deed.

614
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,280
Well, don't put it like that.

615
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,120
I plan to do a lot more.

616
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,120
Your poor father, huh?

617
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,440
He goes down to board up
that Atta Boy business that he had...

618
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,320
and he dies in that horrible way.

619
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,960
- It's just weird, though.
- What, weird?

620
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,600
My brother's hands were soft.

621
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,040
Like a baby's <i>pishadeel.</i>

622
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,880
Always with the manicures,
your father.

623
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,680
Yeah, what's your point?

624
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,800
He never touched a hammer
or a board in his life.

625
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,040
What's your problem?

626
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,840
Well, for one thing...

627
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,680
my wife, she can't get pregnant.

628
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,200
You know, it takes a toll.
I want a son so bad.

629
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,480
What would you do?

630
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,520
It's the wanting.

631
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,280
- Huh?
- The Buddhist will tell you

632
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,120
"All life is pain."

633
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,040
Pain comes
from always wanting things.

634
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,240
A son is not a thing.

635
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,520
It's the wanting.

636
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,496
You know, Tone, we could still run
that numbers game

637
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,720
down at the f♪♪king CYO.

638
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,136
I got f♪♪king suspended,
I can't get in f♪♪king trouble again.

639
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,080
No. F♪♪king school will never know.

640
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,680
I want to make it to the NFL someday.

641
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,280
For that, I gotta go to college.

642
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,680
So I gotta watch my f♪♪king ass.

643
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,616
My old man told me I gotta run
his f♪♪king restaurant

644
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,880
when I grow up.

645
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,320
What does your old man say?

646
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,680
He says I gotta f♪♪king rob
your old man's restaurant.

647
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,280
Do you know who I'd wanna be?
Your Uncle Dickie.

648
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,120
How he f♪♪king dresses?

649
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,560
He said he'd give me 500 dollars

650
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,480
if I graduate
from f♪♪king high school.

651
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,760
F♪♪k, man.

652
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,200
<i>The Sixties ended.</i>

653
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,320
<i>Neil Young gave that speech
from the moon.</i>

654
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,920
<i>Then came the RICO statutes
around when I was born.</i>

655
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,960
<i>I wish I had come before that.</i>

656
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,040
Hey, Uncle Dick.

657
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,360
They're gonna be here soon.
We gotta get inside and hide.

658
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,640
Hey, Anthony, you go see
<i>Dirty Harry</i> like I told you?

659
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,600
"You gotta ask yourself,
do you feel lucky?"

660
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,080
"Well, do you, punk?"

661
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,280
<i>Marone.</i>

662
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,520
It's that old fig tree,
in Lino's back yard.

663
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,840
- Nothing changes.
- Yeah.

664
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:48,160
Nothing changes?
That's... that's Poupette's house.

665
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,960
- What are you mad at me for?
- You...

666
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,920
Mother...

667
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,560
How did you let this happen?

668
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,056
Oh, what do you want from me, Johnny?
I had plenty on my shoulders

669
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,616
taking care of things
while you were in the joint.

670
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,480
- Yeah.
- Raising Anthony.

671
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,520
The disaster
with the Electricians Union.

672
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,680
Your wife with the cramps.

673
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,280
Boo-hoo-hoo!
Look at Dickie Moltisanti.

674
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,680
His father gets whacked, he steps up.

675
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,200
Takes care of his family,
takes care of all the business.

676
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,640
Not a peep out of him.
He's younger than you.

677
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,960
Yeah.

678
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,440
Surprise!

679
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,960
- Jesus Christ.
- There he is.

680
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,400
All I want to do is bang my <i>goomah,</i>
go to sleep.

681
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,160
- Hey.
- Good to see you.

682
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,400
- Hey, Paulie, how's your ma, huh?
- Much better.

683
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,600
- Johnny.
- Hey, baby, how are you? Come here.

684
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,440
Did the surprise work?

685
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,200
You know,
I'll tell you what surprised me.

686
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,600
You got shines on the block, huh?

687
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:45,080
Oh, look at you. Not a pound.
He's just a regular Charlton Heston.

688
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,560
You come, you visit...

689
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,840
But you don't tell me they moved in.
On my street.

690
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,120
- He's a doctor.
- A doctor.

691
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,800
He's not operating on me.

692
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,456
You gotta berate me
in front of everybody?

693
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,240
- Ah, Jesus.
- You know, just like always.

694
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,920
- Ah, <i>va'napoli</i>.
- Come on.

695
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:03,560
- Hi, Dad.
- What do you got on?

696
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,840
Go upstairs, right now,
put on some decent clothes.

697
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,800
Johnny, it's what
they're wearing nowadays.

698
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,400
Go do what I said, Janice.

699
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,440
Sweetie.
You recognize your daddy, pumpkin?

700
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,280
Yeah. That's it.

701
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:18,360
Yeah.

702
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,496
What's the matter with you?
Go give your father a proper hello.

703
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:22,800
<i>Stunod!</i>

704
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,480
Come here.

705
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,680
- I missed you, Dad.
- I missed you too, kid.

706
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,960
You know,
I made your favorite pizza gain.

707
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,720
Even though it's not Easter.

708
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,760
I got everybody together.
I dressed up.

709
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,600
And you spit on it all, on me!

710
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,720
I didn't invite the coloreds
onto the block!

711
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,800
Here we go.

712
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,320
Livia, give him a break.
He just did four years.

713
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,760
I did four years!

714
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,240
I missed your baked ziti, baby.

715
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,520
I put extra veal bones
in with the sausage.

716
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,600
How about you, <i>chooch?</i>
You gonna be a linebacker, huh?

717
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,360
Coach says I'm gonna be starting.

718
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,360
He don't have the makings
of a varsity athlete.

719
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,960
It was up to me,
you wouldn't be playing at all

720
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,280
but you went ahead
and you forged my signature.

721
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,480
Nah, relax. He's not gonna get hurt.

722
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,240
Here he is. Fresh from his nap.

723
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,600
- Joanne, Joanne...
- Yeah?

724
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,040
He hasn't met Johnny.

725
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:31,920
- Wow.
- Johnny...

726
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,400
This is our Christopher.

727
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,240
Hello, Christopher Moltisanti.

728
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,840
It's your Uncle Johnny.
I'm back from England.

729
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,640
- Go with your daddy.
- Come here.

730
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,880
Oh! <i>Bambolino!</i>

731
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,000
Finally, huh? Corrado, right?

732
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,440
- Got myself a son.
- Hi.

733
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,040
I hear he's slow with the talking.

734
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,360
Hi, Christopher, hello!

735
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,520
What's the matter? Don't cry.
It's only me, your Uncle Tony.

736
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,480
What's wrong. Cootchie-coo!

737
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,280
- Oh!
- Okay. All right. All right.

738
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,560
You know, every time you're near him
he cries like this.

739
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,640
I didn't do anything.

740
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,840
What happened? It's okay.

741
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:14,960
Look at that.

742
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,560
I don't know what it is,
it's like I scare him or something.

743
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,960
Some babies,
when they come into the world

744
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,520
know all kinds of things
from the other side.

745
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:41,520
<i>Night descends
As the sun's light ends</i>

746
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,680
<i>And black comes back, to blend again</i>

747
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,560
- <i>Wake up, nigga</i>
- Yes!

748
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,080
<i>- And with the death of the sun
- Wake up</i>

749
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,800
<i>- Night and blackness become one
- Wake up</i>

750
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,960
<i>- Blackness being you
- Wake up, nigga</i>

751
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,120
<i>Peeping through
The red, the white, and the blue</i>

752
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,440
<i>Dreaming of bars, black civilizations
That once flourished and grew</i>

753
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:01,520
<i>- Wake up, nigga
- Hey!</i>

754
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,760
<i>Wake up, niggas, or y'all through!</i>

755
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,400
He's, right. He's right.

756
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,600
<i>Drowning in the puddles
Of the white man's spit</i>

757
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,600
<i>- Wake up
- As you pause for some drawers</i>

758
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,240
<i>- In the midst of shit
- Wake up</i>

759
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,120
<i>And ain't got nothing
to save your funky ass with</i>

760
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,440
<i>- Wake up, nigga
- You cool, fool</i>

761
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,160
<i>Sipping on a menthol cigarette
'round midnight</i>

762
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,336
<i>- Wake up
- Rapping about how</i>

763
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,920
<i>The Big Apple is outta sight</i>

764
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,720
<i>- Wake up
- When you ain't never had a bite</i>

765
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,320
<i>- Wake up
- Who are you fooling? Me, you?</i>

766
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,680
<i>Wake up, niggas,
or we're all through!</i>

767
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,360
Yeah! Yeah!

768
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:46,320
That's some inspirational shit.
Even the speeches.

769
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,680
This decides me.

770
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,600
Know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna start my own book.

771
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,520
- You're gonna do what?
- We're gonna start...

772
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,880
the first black numbers bank
in the Central Ward.

773
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:08,160
Nigga, you talking about facing down
the motherf♪♪king Mafia.

774
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:10,120
Frank Lucas will be my backer.

775
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,080
He's got money up his ass
from the skag.

776
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,840
- You know the Dope King?
- Down home.

777
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:16,760
Country boys.

778
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:20,160
This ain't Greensboro,
North Cackalacky.

779
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,840
The Italians got soldiers over there.

780
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,320
Okay? That's what they call 'em.

781
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,560
What... what's the matter,
you ain't no soldier?

782
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,160
Never thought about myself
that way, no.

783
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:31,440
Well, think about it.

784
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:34,800
<i>Right...</i>

785
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,880
<i>"He's got a gun..."
you think, "and I haven't."</i>

786
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,120
<i>You figure it's the gun.</i>

787
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:40,240
<i>Well, listen, soldier.</i>

788
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:44,440
<i>Thousands of guys got guns,
but there's only one Johnny Rocco!</i>

789
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:45,920
<i>How do you account for it?</i>

790
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,360
<i>Well, he knows what he wants.
Don't you, Rocco?</i>

791
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,000
<i>- Sure.
- What's that?</i>

792
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,120
<i>Tell him, Rocco.</i>

793
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,440
<i>- Well, I want, uh...
- He wants more.</i>

794
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,000
<i>- Don't you, Rocco?
- Yeah, that's it. More.</i>

795
00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,680
<i>That's right, I want more.</i>

796
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:00,760
Here.

797
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,536
Why don't you buy you
and your friends some of those...

798
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:04,680
McDonald's.

799
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,920
- The burgers?
- Yeah.

800
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,680
<i>Yes, and I had hopes once, but...</i>

801
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,920
<i>Hopes for what?</i>

802
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,560
<i>A world in which there's no place
for Johnny Rocco.</i>

803
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,880
<i>Okay, soldier, you can make
your hopes come true.</i>

804
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,680
<i>But you gotta die for it.</i>

805
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,280
<i>See where I'm aiming?
Right at your belly.</i>

806
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,600
<i>Go ahead, shoot.</i>

807
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,160
Your turn, Daddy.

808
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,080
Okay, right. Okay, all right.

809
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,080
Hey, Hopalong <i>Che Si Dice.</i>

810
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,840
Oh, f♪♪k.

811
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,920
How's it going, Harold?

812
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,800
Cyril, how's your ass?

813
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:56,640
How you doing, son?

814
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,480
I'm taking my nephew
to the Yankees game.

815
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:02,960
Is something funny back here?

816
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,720
Sorry, Uncle Dick.

817
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:08,600
- No, really, I'm sorry!
- You f♪♪kstick.

818
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,440
I heard your ass was back in Jersey.

819
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,696
You still got that warrant
over your head?

820
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:14,760
Lead detective died.
Nobody gives a shit.

821
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,760
Leon Overall had been a white boy,
it'd be a whole different story.

822
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,760
Hey, Harold

823
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,960
how 'bout you come around,
talk to me over here.

824
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,400
When are you gonna come back
and work for me?

825
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,760
Got stuff of my own percolating.

826
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,120
While you're waiting
for that Maxwell House to boil...

827
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,000
Hey, how much he give you?

828
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,520
Like I'm a f♪♪king Pullman porter.

829
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,680
Man, it's a hundred dollars.

830
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,560
I need to see the lease.

831
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,240
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

832
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:25,400
<i>Due per cento</i> increase every year.
Six and a half years still.

833
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,160
Right?

834
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,320
- I like.
- Yeah.

835
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,240
It's Dionne Warwick.

836
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,040
Comes from right over here
in South Orange.

837
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,160
- I love Dionne Warwick.
- Me, too.

838
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,120
I wonder where
she gets her hair done.

839
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,600
Probably some fancy place
in Beverly Hills.

840
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,120
I bet she pays a hundred dollars.
Oof! <i>Marone!</i>

841
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,960
I should move to Beverly's Hill.

842
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,480
Where'd you learn to do hair?

843
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,600
- I learned from <i>mia mamma</i>.
- Mm.

844
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:56,240
My... She had a chair
in the front room.

845
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,720
Women would come, and I sweep up.

846
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,360
- And I watch.
- Oh, how wonderful.

847
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,240
But that's not the life
I want for me.

848
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,880
Over there, you get old so fast.

849
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,480
Ten children and a big, black dress.

850
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,480
You know, over there,
I wanted to be a priest.

851
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,520
- You mean "nun."
- No, no, priest.

852
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,160
Nuns have to do what they told.

853
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:23,760
The priest is the boss.

854
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,560
<i>Capo.</i>

855
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:29,920
So you never tried the convent, huh?

856
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,080
Not for me.

857
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,400
I could not stand the silence.

858
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,280
- No male.
- No, yeah.

859
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:41,360
You wind up doing push-ups
in the asparagus garden.

860
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:42,520
You know?

861
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,440
- What's so funny?
- Nuns.

862
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,600
They weren't so funny when they were
hitting me with a ruler.

863
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,280
First thing you gotta do
is look at the lease.

864
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,400
Is that the lease?

865
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,640
We already look at the lease.
It's good.

866
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,240
Oh, yeah? I'm gonna look it over.

867
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,880
There's just one thing
I want to make better.

868
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,800
- Oh, yeah?
- New sinks.

869
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:19,840
Those are disgust.

870
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,960
We can do that, sure.

871
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,040
This is some fantastic <i>salsicce</i>.

872
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,480
I am worried about
the f♪♪king boiler, though.

873
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:32,640
Looked like shit.

874
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,920
- Inspector says it's fine.
- Okay, okay.

875
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,296
But the thing about remodeling is

876
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,696
you start with the sinks
and then you go

877
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,016
"We might as well do this other thing
while we're at it."

878
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,920
- It spins out of control.
- Ah.

879
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,920
We don't want to be
pouring good money after bad.

880
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,760
Can you stop eating for one minute?

881
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,480
No <i>capisce,</i> but I'm all f♪♪kin' ears.

882
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:01,000
So we're not going to buy it for me,
the beauty parlor?

883
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,960
All I'm saying, I don't want us
walking into a stupid situation.

884
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,240
You think I'm stupid?

885
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,240
Oh, let me ask you,
what are you, on the rag?

886
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,360
Every time I say something
you don't like

887
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:10,560
you ask me if I'm...

888
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,560
First you tell me to find a store
I can turn into beauty parlor.

889
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,720
I do that. You say it looks good.

890
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:21,240
Then you say, "No, let's buy a place
already a beauty parlor."

891
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,760
I find this place. Now the boiler!

892
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,120
Sweetheart, why are we arguing
about f♪♪king plumbing?

893
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,560
I always want to do right by you!

894
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:29,280
You know, I love you!

895
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,440
- You know I don't speak Italian!
- Maybe you should learn!

896
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,800
Oh, where you going?

897
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,520
To put on a robe. I'm cold.

898
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,880
Better hurry up. Pot roast night.

899
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,840
Right. You know Wednesdays
I gotta go home.

900
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,216
And what are you getting
so pissy about?

901
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,880
Why did I make the sausage?

902
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:10,240
To make me happy? Because I love it?

903
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:13,280
But it's not as good as
Joanne's f♪♪king pot roast.

904
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,080
- Ah, you're digging at Joanne again.
- I hate her.

905
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,680
Of course, you do. It's only natural.

906
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,600
Go home and eat.
I don't want the beauty salon.

907
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:23,680
Ah, <i>va'fangool.</i>

908
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,000
Motherf♪♪ker!

909
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,560
You think you know everything!

910
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:53,080
- Jackie, you drive stick?
- F♪♪k no.

911
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,520
- I do!
- You drive.

912
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,440
Grab his arm, hold him down.

913
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:58,920
F♪♪king punks!

914
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,080
We're gonna get
in so much f♪♪king trouble!

915
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,880
My father's gonna use the belt on me!

916
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:09,960
You little shit!

917
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,680
If anybody tells anybody about this,
next time we use the belt.

918
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,840
Oh! Come here! Free ice cream!

919
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,040
Here, here.

920
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:38,880
Get more of it.

921
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,880
Here, here. Here you go.

922
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,560
Here you go. How 'bout this one?
There you go, sweetheart.

923
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,200
That manicotti at Vesuvio's
is so rich.

924
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,376
How'd you hear about them
throwing Mister Softee a beating?

925
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,480
His cousin Tony Blundetto
told Janice.

926
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,600
I was down in the islands
when he pulled that shit.

927
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,600
If I was home I'd have given him
a <i>schiaff</i> he'd never forget.

928
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,240
What's he want to be
when he gets older?

929
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,880
Thinks he's gonna be
a football player.

930
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,040
He's good.
I don't think he's pro material.

931
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:13,280
- What do you think, Dick?
- Probably not.

932
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,400
But who knows,
he puts on a few pounds

933
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,760
four years of college ball...

934
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,840
He should go to work
for my cousin Frank

935
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,320
in the patio furniture business.

936
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,520
Here we go with that tune.

937
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:22,776
So maybe he's not a ball player

938
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,296
but Li, you don't wanna step
on the kid's dream.

939
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:25,440
You always take his side.

940
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:27,520
Look, you give him
the best advice you can

941
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,800
you lead by example,
he'll make the right decision.

942
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,120
- This kid's got what it takes.
- That's what I'm saying.

943
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,560
We all do things like that
when we're kids, right?

944
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,160
Beat up the Mister Softee man.

945
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,160
If my Christopher grew up
to be like Tony

946
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:40,560
I'd be goddamn proud of him.

947
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,040
I told him the other day, I said

948
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,720
"You play football for a career,
it doesn't last long.

949
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,040
You wind up an old crippled man
by the time you're 32."

950
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,040
Bobby Piocosta, he's a junior,
on Anthony's team.

951
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,560
He fractured his shoulder last week.

952
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,680
The mother was hysterical.

953
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,080
They had to take him
to a specialist at St. Barnabas.

954
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,776
You think the school's
gonna pay for that?

955
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,880
That's some Christmas present, huh?
Having your kid laid up.

956
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,000
He can't help outside,
hang the decorations.

957
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,800
He can't help shovel the walk...

958
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,440
Don't give me that look.

959
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,160
I thought it will be different.

960
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,560
What?

961
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:50,520
Make love with a black man.

962
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,040
Is it?

963
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,720
No.

964
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:00,960
It's all about Italian men, huh?

965
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,320
There's stories about Dean Martin
and Rossano Brazzi

966
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,520
how they're great lovers.

967
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,120
If you feed them.

968
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,520
You gotta give Dickie
his meatballs and his noodles.

969
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,760
I'm Dickie's <i>comare</i>.

970
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,280
Dickie and his friends, they like
their women to stay at home.

971
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:27,640
Don't go out.

972
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:29,920
Wait on them, hand and feet.

973
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,280
I'd stack my bread
if you were my girl.

974
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,800
You want to have
your own beauty parlor?

975
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,800
Knock yourself out. I'd even back it.

976
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:45,080
- You want your woman to work?
- No, but I'd be real proud of her.

977
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:47,480
Owning a business.

978
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:50,480
My mama used to take in the washing.

979
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,360
I always respected her for that.

980
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,440
Dickie says colored men
don't have no head for making money.

981
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,920
Well, that's what
we're gonna find out.

982
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,440
Four, two, seven.

983
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,360
Box it for me?

984
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:42,440
You know, another nurse
hit the number last night.

985
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,600
Big time.

986
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,400
Damn. Who was it?

987
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,240
What do I know?
It was up in the First Ward.

988
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,120
It was... it was St. Michaels.

989
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,560
That jinxes it for me.

990
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,816
See, the law of averages say
you got the same chance of hitting

991
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:04,920
as any two random people.

992
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,000
Yeah, but two people at the same time

993
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:08,760
don't have the same chance
of winning.

994
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,120
That's the law of averages.

995
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,400
That's a fallacy, Ms. Johnson.
It's all random.

996
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,840
You don't understand fate.

997
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:19,080
What do you got for me, Professor?

998
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,480
See you tomorrow.

999
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,760
Tomorrow there'll be a brother here
for the pickup.

1000
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:35,120
No more whitey's cut.

1001
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,640
What the f♪♪k, man?

1002
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:02,520
And this black guy, Harold McBrayer,
popped one of my guys.

1003
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:04,760
He used to be a runner of mine.

1004
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,440
We don't know who ordered it.
We can't find McBrayer.

1005
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,960
So what do you want from me?

1006
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:12,680
I was thinking maybe
you could ask in here.

1007
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,880
Nation of Islam,
talk to Alonzo Turner

1008
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,320
see if any of them knows anything.

1009
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:19,760
I don't talk to people in here.

1010
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,440
I mostly read all day.

1011
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,640
How you doing on your merit badges?

1012
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,720
I'm coaching a beep baseball team.

1013
01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:35,680
A who?

1014
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,720
It's baseball. For blind kids.

1015
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:41,600
Get the f♪♪k outta here.

1016
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:43,040
No, for real.

1017
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,480
Run... come on!

1018
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,200
Shortstop, left!

1019
01:09:57,480 --> 01:09:59,200
Attaboy!

1020
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,336
- That's how you do it.
- Way to go, coach.

1021
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:01,960
Our boys looked sterling
out there today.

1022
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:05,960
<i>Two, four, six, eight
Who do we appreciate?</i>

1023
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:09,040
<i>Coach Moltisanti! Coach Moltisanti!</i>

1024
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,080
You're a saint!

1025
01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,720
Oh, shit!

1026
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:00,920
Gun!

1027
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,160
Where's Harold?

1028
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,920
In your mother's fat Guinea ass.

1029
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,440
You take that back!

1030
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:11,520
Who put him up to it, Angelo Salerno?

1031
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:13,720
Anthony Bello?

1032
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,320
Chef Boyardee.

1033
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,560
Put him on the table!

1034
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:24,560
Pussy, grab his legs.

1035
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:30,200
What are you gonna do,
rotate my tires?

1036
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,040
Dick, I just got this jacket.

1037
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,200
Open!

1038
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:44,960
- What about it?
- F♪♪k you!

1039
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,040
Stop for a minute!

1040
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:53,120
God damn it!

1041
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,760
I don't f♪♪king...

1042
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:57,600
So?

1043
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:02,440
Harold! Harold McBrayer!

1044
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:03,720
I asked you whose idea it was!

1045
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:06,800
I told you! It was Harold!
Nobody put him up to it!

1046
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:08,520
Oh...

1047
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,320
The f♪♪ker acted on his own?

1048
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:31,280
Come on, Dickie.

1049
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:33,440
Go get it.

1050
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:39,000
<i>That fall, Johnny moved
to the suburbs, the black thing.</i>

1051
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:41,760
<i>And he was seriously earning.</i>

1052
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,840
<i>This move made Tony half a pussy,
in my estimation.</i>

1053
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:50,600
What made you think
it was a good idea

1054
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:52,840
to steal the answers
to the geometry test?

1055
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:58,160
I didn't study, and I needed to pass

1056
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,080
so I could stay on the football team.

1057
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,720
You know, you got Charlie Nodzak
in trouble, too

1058
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,720
when you paid him for the answers.

1059
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,120
Well, he was the only kid I knew
on the mimeo squad.

1060
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,200
Well, Charlie was on the Honor Roll.

1061
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:13,360
And you're missing the point.

1062
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,080
You know stealing the test was wrong.

1063
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,440
Yeah, I guess so.

1064
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:21,656
But if you're gonna kick me
out of school

1065
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,120
I mean, you should just do it,
instead of us talking about it.

1066
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:28,160
You talk a lot at home?

1067
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:31,640
I don't know.

1068
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:37,920
Well, your dad, for example,
what does he talk to you about?

1069
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:42,360
The lawn.

1070
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,320
What about the lawn?

1071
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:47,960
I don't know,
he goes to Yankee Stadium

1072
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,120
and he comes home
and says our lawn looks crummy.

1073
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:52,520
What about your mother?

1074
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,760
Is she someone
who likes to talk a lot?

1075
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:58,080
I guess so.

1076
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:03,720
Well... what makes her happy?

1077
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:06,840
Happy? My mother?

1078
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,080
Let's go, Anthony.

1079
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:17,160
I wonder if I could talk to you
for a moment alone, Mrs. Soprano?

1080
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,640
Well, it's gonna have to be fast,
'cause I'm parked at the hydrant.

1081
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:30,040
On the basis of the Stanford-Binet,
he's high IQ

1082
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:33,280
- but you know that.
- You can't prove it by me.

1083
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:34,520
He's got a D-plus average.

1084
01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,640
Well, that's because
he doesn't apply himself

1085
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,200
but he is smart.

1086
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:45,040
There's a big difference between
a smart person and a smart aleck.

1087
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:51,200
I also administered the Briggs-Myers
personality inventory just now

1088
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,640
and the results tell us,
he's a leader.

1089
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:58,000
"Enthusiastic, insightful, playful."

1090
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:00,000
Ah, you're talking through your hat.

1091
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,600
He did tell me one thing
I'd like to share with you.

1092
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,120
But it's gotta be fast,
because I'm still at the hydrant.

1093
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,176
Do you remember a children's book
called <i>Sutter's Mill</i>...

1094
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,200
No.

1095
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:14,040
about the gold rush in California?

1096
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,880
Yeah, maybe I do. Yeah?

1097
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:20,960
He told me about a night
your husband was... away.

1098
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,560
And you got in the bed with Anthony
and hugged him.

1099
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,840
He said that?

1100
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:37,080
No, his exact words were you
"snuggled up close."

1101
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,960
Yeah. Yeah, I remember that now.

1102
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,440
You read to him from that book.

1103
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:54,280
Long into the night, apparently.
He remembered details.

1104
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,760
He didn't know the word "ingot,"
and you explained it to him.

1105
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:06,680
He said it was one of his
best memories of his life.

1106
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:19,960
Is that a hotel Bible?

1107
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,760
I forget where I got it.

1108
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:27,680
Baby, Cousin Cyril is dead.

1109
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:45,200
You're supposed to do an hour.

1110
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:47,360
It's an hour on, ten minutes off.

1111
01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:49,176
All of a sudden,
youse two are only on 40 minutes

1112
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,200
and then disappear.

1113
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:51,800
We don't know where the f♪♪k you are.

1114
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,000
We're off somewhere thinking

1115
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,016
"What more can we do
for Gentleman Dick and Johnny?"

1116
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:56,320
Don't get cute.

1117
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,600
Where's Giuseppina tonight?

1118
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,880
Ah, the movies with her girlfriend.

1119
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:03,000
I would eat her shit.

1120
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,720
You don't talk about her that way.

1121
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,400
In fact, you don't talk
about her at all.

1122
01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,120
Hey, take it easy!

1123
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,640
I love her. I love her!

1124
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:16,280
Get down!

1125
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,840
Hey, asshole!

1126
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:21,960
Hey, Dickie!

1127
01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:23,280
Mother...

1128
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,080
Come on, you f♪♪ker. Come here.

1129
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:34,800
- You like that, huh? How 'bout that?
- Come on, you motherf♪♪kers.

1130
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:38,480
F♪♪k!

1131
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:52,120
No, no, no! Frankie...

1132
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,320
Frankie!

1133
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,040
No!

1134
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,520
You, mother...

1135
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:02,280
Shit!

1136
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,400
Anthony, come eat!

1137
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:38,800
There's my big boy.

1138
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:41,040
Oh, cool, man, a hamburger.

1139
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:43,600
I thought you'd like a change
from a <i>mortadella</i> sandwich.

1140
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:44,960
I made it special for you.

1141
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:49,080
You look nice.

1142
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:52,696
Me and Aunt Mary
are going to the city

1143
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:54,160
to see <i>No, No, Nanette</i>.

1144
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,000
- What's that?
- Broadway. A play.

1145
01:19:58,080 --> 01:19:59,920
Shoes are killing my bunions.

1146
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,160
You should go see Dr. Cuomo.

1147
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:05,000
We don't go to him anymore.

1148
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,360
We don't?

1149
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:10,040
He said some very rude things to me.

1150
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,000
Like what?

1151
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:15,360
He wants me to take pills
for my sleeping.

1152
01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,200
And... and other things.

1153
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:20,360
I'm not some lunatic.

1154
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:24,480
No, but maybe some medicine
would be good.

1155
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,600
You and your father.

1156
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,400
Why don't you get in line
to blame me?

1157
01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:29,200
I wasn't blaming you,
I was just saying...

1158
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:32,640
This new thing... called Elavil.

1159
01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:34,680
For people who are sick in the head.

1160
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:44,520
<i>Go runnin' for the shelter
Of a mother's little helper</i>

1161
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:45,600
What?

1162
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:47,760
It's a song.

1163
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,880
- It's by the Stones.
- Exactly what I'm talking about.

1164
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,400
They're drug addicts.
I don't take drugs.

1165
01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:56,680
The song's not saying
that you take drugs, it's...

1166
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,000
You smoking marijuana, I suppose?

1167
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:05,880
- Mom, I'm on the team.
- Your sister is.

1168
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:07,160
I'm almost sure of it.

1169
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:09,280
This hamburger's great, Mom.

1170
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,920
- It's really good.
- Go on.

1171
01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:13,880
I went to all that trouble

1172
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,680
just so we could have a nice
conversation for once, and for what?

1173
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:19,400
How am I supposed to enjoy
a Broadway show

1174
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:20,840
with my children and their pot?

1175
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:22,400
Ma, I don't smoke pot!

1176
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:24,376
Well, your sister comes in here
smelling like a gypsy.

1177
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,680
Well, I'm not my sister.
I'm always being accused.

1178
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:29,280
Oh! Poor you!

1179
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:56,920
Don't look so blue, kid.

1180
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,080
You and me'll cut out, go play catch.

1181
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:00,680
It's raining.

1182
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:03,600
<i>benedica,</i> gets put in the ground
all they want to do is eat my food.

1183
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,480
It's not an Irish wake, right,
no food.

1184
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:10,160
You get carried to your car.
Watch your step there, boss.

1185
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,440
- How you doing?
- How you been?

1186
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:23,480
Eckley, how's the boy?

1187
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,520
Wonder what they talk about in there?

1188
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,360
Uncle Dick,
can I talk to you for a minute?

1189
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:38,320
What's up, "Joe Cocker"?

1190
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:39,920
All right, I'm gonna wait in the car.

1191
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:42,040
You help her? Help her.

1192
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:43,800
Well, spit it out.

1193
01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:47,200
You ever heard of this?

1194
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:49,920
Yeah, so, what about it?

1195
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,520
Well, my mom's been
in a bad mood lately.

1196
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:53,600
Lately?

1197
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:56,080
The doctor said that
this medicine could help her

1198
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:57,640
but she won't take it.

1199
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,360
So what do you want from me?

1200
01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:01,640
So I was thinking maybe you could
talk to her.

1201
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:03,720
What about your old man?

1202
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:06,160
Nah, she's not speaking to him.
He did something.

1203
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:07,920
I see the way she looks at you.

1204
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,880
Always sits next to you at dinners.

1205
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,920
She bought you that fur hat
for Christmas...

1206
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,240
I never wear it.

1207
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:16,520
I mean... she looks up to you.

1208
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,600
And maybe you could get her some.

1209
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:21,080
You need a prescription.
I can't get it in my own name.

1210
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:23,960
- I know you can get anything.
- Don't be a wise ass.

1211
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:26,840
I'm not, I'm just saying
it could make her happy.

1212
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:28,840
- Even Janice says.
- Janice.

1213
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:30,840
There's somebody
we all want to take advice from.

1214
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,200
Anthony!

1215
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,880
The pros play in the rain.

1216
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:40,200
- Ah, what are you doing, June?
- Uncle June!

1217
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:46,000
- Oh, <i>Madonna mia!</i>
- Stay down.

1218
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:47,560
- Don't move him!
- Uncle June!

1219
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:48,960
I just said don't move him!

1220
01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:52,880
- Your sister's cunt!
- Corrado!

1221
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:55,560
I'm calling an ambulance.
God damn it.

1222
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,240
Here you go. Here you go.

1223
01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:59,440
- Take my hand.
- Cocksucker!

1224
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:20,520
These are Frank Sinatra, Jr. tickets
for your uncle.

1225
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:23,320
I gotta fly down to the dog track.

1226
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:28,000
<i>They boast a string of hits
that seems to have no end</i>

1227
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:31,960
<i>out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
the mighty Delfonics.</i>

1228
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,960
Hey, kid. How's your rash?

1229
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:38,080
Uncle Dickie around?

1230
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:43,920
Hey.

1231
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:52,960
Mezzanine? What the f♪♪k?

1232
01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:56,920
- What?
- That medicine.

1233
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,280
Oh...

1234
01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:00,840
You nervous Nellie,
I got stuff to do.

1235
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:05,840
Hey, hey, come here.

1236
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,120
I want to show you something.

1237
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:18,040
Holy shit. JBLs.

1238
01:25:20,440 --> 01:25:22,160
A pair of them are yours
to take home.

1239
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:25,160
Yeah, well, they're hot.

1240
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:26,720
Eh, fell off a truck.

1241
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:29,040
Far out, man.

1242
01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:34,440
Ten-inch woofers.

1243
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:38,520
I want to go to college.

1244
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:39,896
I can't get caught
with shit like this.

1245
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:41,600
Okay, my friend Hesh...

1246
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:44,120
says only <i>goys</i>
and children pay retail.

1247
01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:47,720
This isn't wholesale,
it's totally on the arm.

1248
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,080
Look...

1249
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:55,160
You want to be a civilian,
I appreciate that. I'm all for it.

1250
01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:57,720
But pay attention to me
for once, okay?

1251
01:25:58,320 --> 01:25:59,920
You take the speakers, right?

1252
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:03,320
At the same time, you promise
yourself these speakers are it.

1253
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:04,680
Now, you say to yourself

1254
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:07,040
"This is the last time
I'm ever gonna steal something."

1255
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,280
And you stick to it.

1256
01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:12,160
It's that simple.

1257
01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:37,600
Maybe I should get on top.

1258
01:26:53,480 --> 01:26:56,120
F♪♪king Dickie Moltisanti!

1259
01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:01,720
It's more than a month now!

1260
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:03,760
For God's sake, Corrado.

1261
01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:06,120
He didn't push you down the stairs,
you slipped.

1262
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:08,520
He got a good laugh
out of it, though.

1263
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:15,360
Any excuse not to f♪♪k.

1264
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:22,056
They don't vote the motherf♪♪ker
out of the White House

1265
01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:23,760
somebody gonna assassinate
his lying ass.

1266
01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:26,120
Azalea, you got it!

1267
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:31,880
Say, hey! There's my farm boy
from the Garden State.

1268
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,000
Where's my tomatoes?

1269
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:35,360
Brought you collard greens.

1270
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:36,680
Ah, now you talkin'.

1271
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:40,680
Sit down.

1272
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:42,240
Have a hot chocolate and Baileys.

1273
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,640
- So, we square?
- Ooh, Chanel.

1274
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,200
Small bills. You're doing good.

1275
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:54,816
Soon I'll be
in the stratosphere with you.

1276
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,240
Call me Buzz Aldrin.

1277
01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:59,880
Well, Buzz, gonna hype you again.
State lottery's coming.

1278
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,760
Your woman's not gonna be wearing
French footwear very long.

1279
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:06,520
Now, with smack,
you got white kids coming in

1280
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:10,320
from Long Island, New Jersey,
Westchester to the East Village

1281
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:13,720
paying thirty bucks
to stick their arm in a hole.

1282
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:18,400
Invisible person on the other side
finds a vein, shoots 'em up...

1283
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:22,200
Should tell you something
about the future.

1284
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:24,160
You make a good point. We'll talk.

1285
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:25,840
Thanks.

1286
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:29,240
This week I gotta...

1287
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:33,040
gotta do something about this
Guinea motherf♪♪ker or he'll do me.

1288
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,920
- Ah. DiMeo?
- Nah, Dickie Moltisanti.

1289
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:40,960
Controls the numbers,
whole rest of Newark.

1290
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:42,960
You maybe need an assist on the play?

1291
01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:47,720
Why would you want to do that for me?

1292
01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:50,400
I got my own issues
with the Five Families.

1293
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:52,920
I appreciate it, Frank, but...

1294
01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:55,640
Terms of the community.

1295
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,080
I'd better do this myself.

1296
01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:01,040
Darryl.

1297
01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:09,160
Merry Christmas, Buzz.

1298
01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:12,920
I'm so hungry.

1299
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:16,720
I got news.

1300
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:20,720
That beauty parlor? I took it over.

1301
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:25,360
- For me?
- We'll be partners.

1302
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:28,160
It'll be in my name,
but you'll run it.

1303
01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:29,960
Exactly how you want it.
I'll be hands-off.

1304
01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:31,080
Hey, what did the bartender say
when the horse came in?

1305
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:32,240
"Why the long face?"

1306
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:36,840
- You told me that a million times.
- Yeah, so?

1307
01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:38,320
Why the long face?

1308
01:31:39,520 --> 01:31:43,040
I'm all... <i>intronata.</i>

1309
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:45,800
You're mixed up?
Well, what are you mixed up about?

1310
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:49,360
So many things.

1311
01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:51,256
Ten minutes ago you were
laughing like an idiot.

1312
01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:52,280
What did I do?

1313
01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:54,520
The beauty parlor.

1314
01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:57,840
The beaut...
I thought that's what you wanted.

1315
01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,440
More than anything.

1316
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:04,320
But now we partners in business.
It's like a marriage.

1317
01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:10,040
I'm alone. So much.

1318
01:32:12,440 --> 01:32:13,720
I get lonely.

1319
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:17,920
Maybe you didn't love me anymore.

1320
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:21,320
Hey, if I don't love you anymore,
you won't mistake it for a maybe.

1321
01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:27,120
Someone else came along.

1322
01:32:33,200 --> 01:32:34,840
I said yes.

1323
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:38,040
Who?

1324
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:41,360
Don't make me say.

1325
01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:45,000
What, you said, "Yes, come f♪♪k me?"

1326
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:48,240
Is that what you're trying to say?
What else, yes?

1327
01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:50,160
It didn't mean anything, Dickie.

1328
01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:52,600
- I love you!
- How many times?

1329
01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:54,320
- I don't know.
- You don't know?

1330
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:56,960
So many times you can't remember?
Who was he?

1331
01:32:57,040 --> 01:32:58,696
- I doesn't matter, it's over!
- Who was he?

1332
01:32:58,720 --> 01:33:00,760
- I can't!
- Tell me! F♪♪king tell me.

1333
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:03,160
- Promise you won't hurt him!
- I don't promise anything

1334
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:04,920
but you don't tell me,
it's gonna be worse.

1335
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:07,760
Harold.

1336
01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:28,080
You f♪♪ked that murdering nigger?

1337
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:31,320
But I don't love him, Dickie!
I love you!

1338
01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:33,080
Please! Don't!

1339
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:36,640
No, please! No! No!

1340
01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:25,960
One thing I still miss
at Christmas...

1341
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:29,720
The Seven Fishes.
My wife used to make it.

1342
01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:31,600
And tripe, too.

1343
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:35,360
She could make those two things,
out of this world.

1344
01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:39,040
You celebrate Christmas
with your <i>goomar</i>

1345
01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:40,760
or you stick around home?

1346
01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:43,720
What makes you ask?

1347
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:46,920
I just remember with my girlfriend,
it was always a big argument.

1348
01:35:50,480 --> 01:35:51,600
She died.

1349
01:35:54,720 --> 01:35:56,080
So young.

1350
01:35:58,480 --> 01:35:59,480
What happened?

1351
01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:03,280
- Pneumonia.
- Pneumonia?

1352
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:07,800
She had weak lungs,
from growing up on the other side.

1353
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:10,880
F♪♪ked-up doctors...

1354
01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:15,440
So much tragedy in your life.

1355
01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:19,240
Your father, your mistress...

1356
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:22,320
I don't even have a picture of her.

1357
01:36:28,120 --> 01:36:29,560
You know, I... I try so hard.

1358
01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:34,360
What kind of God, huh?

1359
01:36:38,440 --> 01:36:39,960
I go to church when Joanne wants

1360
01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:42,960
I try to set an example for my nephew

1361
01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:44,120
I come see you...

1362
01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:45,640
I do all kinds of good things.

1363
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:49,760
You know the Christmas song,
"My Favorite Things"?

1364
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:51,640
Yeah.

1365
01:36:53,120 --> 01:36:55,480
Maybe some of the things
you choose to do...

1366
01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:58,400
aren't God's favorite.

1367
01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:02,520
What are you trying to say?

1368
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:07,840
What do I know? I'm a murderer.

1369
01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:14,880
As far as your nephew goes...

1370
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:17,400
may I make a brief suggestion

1371
01:37:17,480 --> 01:37:19,600
for a nice Christmas present
you could give him?

1372
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:24,400
I'm listening.

1373
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:28,080
Stay out of his life.

1374
01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:40,360
It's damaged.

1375
01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:42,280
And you're out of line
with your prices.

1376
01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:14,040
- <i>Who is this?</i>
- Hey, Uncle Dick, it's Tony.

1377
01:38:14,120 --> 01:38:15,120
How's it going?

1378
01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:18,416
There's a party tonight,
and I was wondering

1379
01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:20,280
if we could get a couple cases
of Rolling Rock?

1380
01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:22,960
Uncle Dick?

1381
01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:28,800
Uncle Dick? Hello?

1382
01:38:31,560 --> 01:38:33,480
There's something wrong
with his phone.

1383
01:38:33,560 --> 01:38:35,280
Your ass. Same as last time.

1384
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:38,960
It doesn't have to be Rolling Rock.

1385
01:38:39,040 --> 01:38:40,280
Does he know that?

1386
01:38:40,360 --> 01:38:42,440
It's not about
the f♪♪king name brand.

1387
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:44,800
Carmela, you got a dime?

1388
01:38:59,480 --> 01:39:01,920
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Hey, Aunt Jo.

1389
01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:03,920
It's Tony. Can I speak to Uncle Dick?

1390
01:39:05,720 --> 01:39:07,960
- <i>I haven't seen him today.</i>
- Yeah?

1391
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:12,080
Well, how's Christopher?

1392
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:15,040
You know, the colic?

1393
01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:17,920
<i>For my money, you kids
shouldn't be drinking at your age.</i>

1394
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:19,800
<i>Give me the goddamn phone.</i>

1395
01:39:28,360 --> 01:39:29,480
F♪♪k.

1396
01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:31,400
Hey, "Joe Jerk-off."

1397
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:36,560
What'd you say?

1398
01:39:37,120 --> 01:39:38,480
I said, hey, Joe Jerk...

1399
01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:40,400
- Your sister's twat!
- What?

1400
01:39:41,720 --> 01:39:43,040
Stop it!

1401
01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:45,400
Stop it!

1402
01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:00,520
What do you got for us?

1403
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:02,480
It's what I told you, furniture.
Ethan Allen.

1404
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:05,720
Dinette sets and TV trays.

1405
01:40:06,720 --> 01:40:09,360
- TV trays?
- I didn't argue.

1406
01:40:09,440 --> 01:40:11,760
F♪♪king truck's
not gonna unload itself.

1407
01:40:15,480 --> 01:40:16,560
I'll let him know.

1408
01:40:27,520 --> 01:40:29,320
Hey, Sil, I need to talk
to my Uncle Dickie.

1409
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:33,560
- He's not here.
- His car's here.

1410
01:40:34,400 --> 01:40:35,640
Battery's dead.

1411
01:40:38,160 --> 01:40:39,360
You know where he is?

1412
01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:42,000
Who am I, Rand McNally?

1413
01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:49,960
Okay, well... Merry Christmas, Sil.

1414
01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:53,960
You too, kid.

1415
01:41:04,840 --> 01:41:09,400
Carmine spotted Harold,
Rockhaven Motel, down on 46th.

1416
01:41:12,960 --> 01:41:14,640
Well, we'll do it tomorrow.

1417
01:41:15,920 --> 01:41:17,800
I'll pick you up at 10.00
at the Pork Store.

1418
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:24,240
It's the kid again.
I told him you're not here.

1419
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:28,600
Turn the lights out.

1420
01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:32,160
But the guys,
they're still unloading.

1421
01:42:16,520 --> 01:42:17,680
You know...

1422
01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:04,600
The f♪♪k are you doing?

1423
01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:05,920
I don't want these!

1424
01:43:13,240 --> 01:43:14,600
That was a gift!

1425
01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:17,560
You take 'em!
I don't want any part of this!

1426
01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:19,800
None of it! I don't want
any part of this!

1427
01:43:19,880 --> 01:43:22,400
Huh? What "this"?

1428
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:25,920
What "this"?

1429
01:43:32,480 --> 01:43:33,760
Night, Dick.

1430
01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:43,480
Dick...

1431
01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:46,640
The kid. I don't know
what happened with you two.

1432
01:43:47,720 --> 01:43:51,200
But he worships you.
He's got so much potential.

1433
01:43:51,280 --> 01:43:54,440
Anthony,
with that Loony Toon of a mother

1434
01:43:54,520 --> 01:43:56,640
Johnny, who's in line
for a personality transplant...

1435
01:43:56,720 --> 01:43:57,936
What, I'm some kind of example?

1436
01:43:57,960 --> 01:43:59,720
What can I tell you?
You're his best shot.

1437
01:43:59,800 --> 01:44:02,320
Ah, I should never
have let this happen.

1438
01:44:03,960 --> 01:44:06,800
- Gettin' close...
- Dick, he misses you.

1439
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:10,520
What?

1440
01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:14,040
Nothing.

1441
01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:21,000
Actually... that's it.

1442
01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:28,680
Nothing.

1443
01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:32,320
I'm not sure I follow.

1444
01:44:33,640 --> 01:44:36,080
Yeah, well.
Okay...

1445
01:44:38,200 --> 01:44:39,640
I know I shouldn't say this, but...

1446
01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:42,400
Anthony, he could end up somewhere.

1447
01:44:43,200 --> 01:44:44,480
Beyond this thing of ours, even.

1448
01:44:56,120 --> 01:44:58,080
Tell him Holsten's, tomorrow.

1449
01:44:58,160 --> 01:45:00,160
- There you go.
- Let me finish, for Christ's sake!

1450
01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:05,080
9.00am. No later.

1451
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:08,000
- This is good.
- Okay.

1452
01:45:08,080 --> 01:45:10,000
- It's all right, but it...
- Okay!

1453
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:11,400
It's over, go home.

1454
01:45:13,200 --> 01:45:16,680
The f♪♪k am I doing?
This one's yours.

1455
01:46:19,040 --> 01:46:21,760
Help! My God!

1456
01:46:22,960 --> 01:46:24,800
Mrs. Moltisanti!

1457
01:46:44,360 --> 01:46:46,560
- Yeah?
- <i>It's done.</i>

1458
01:47:58,120 --> 01:47:59,160
June.

1459
01:48:10,640 --> 01:48:15,960
You know, they found a couple bottles
of that Elavil in his coat pocket.

1460
01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:21,680
I used to think Dickie was so strong.

1461
01:48:22,480 --> 01:48:24,920
It shows,
you never know about people.

1462
01:48:33,520 --> 01:48:34,880
God, he was my favorite uncle.

1463
01:48:38,200 --> 01:48:40,040
Remember when he used to
take us to the movies?

1464
01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:42,840
Ones Mom wouldn't let us go to.

1465
01:49:14,440 --> 01:49:17,640
<i>That's the guy, my Uncle Tony.</i>

1466
01:49:17,720 --> 01:49:19,640
<i>The guy I went to hell for.</i>

1467
01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:35,480
Kevin, quit bouncing that ball.

1468
01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:37,360
Go do something useful, man.

1469
01:49:43,120 --> 01:49:44,200
Morning.