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[LILY ALLEN'S "LITTLEST THINGS"
PLAYING]
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? Sometimes I find myself
Sitting back and reminiscing ?
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? Especially when I have to watch
Other people kissing ?
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? And I remember when you started
Calling me your Mrs. ?
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? All the play fighting
All the flirtatious disses ?
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? I'd tell you sad stories
About my childhood ?
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? I dunno why I trusted you
But I knew that I could ?
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? We'd spend the whole weekend
Lying in our own dirt ?
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? I was just so happy
In your boxers and your t-shirt ?
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? Dreams, dreams
Of when we had just started things ?
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? Dreams of you and me ?
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? It seems, it seems
That I can't shake those memories ?
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? I wonder if you have
The same dreams too ?
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? The littlest things
That take me there ?
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? I know it sounds lame
But it's so true ?
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? I know it's not right
But it seems unfair ?
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? That thing's
Are reminding me of you ?
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? Sometimes I wish
We could just pretend ?
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? Even if only for one weekend ?
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? So come on
Tell me, is this the end? ?
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? Drinkin' tea in bed
Watchin' DVDs ?
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? When I discovered
All your dirty, grotty magazines ?
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? You'd take me out shopping
And all we'd buy is trainers ?
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? As if we ever needed anything
To entertain us ?
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? The first time that you introduced me
To your friends ?
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? And you could tell that I was nervous
So you held my hand ?
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? When I was feeling down
You'd make that face you do ?
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? There's no one in the world
Who could replace you ?
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? Dreams, dreams
Of when we had just started things ?
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? Dreams of me and you ?
? Dreams of me and you, ooh-ooh ?
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Nice.
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? It seems, it seems
That I can't shake those memories ?
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? I wonder if you feel the same way too ?
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? Girl, I do ??
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, shit, it's work.
Wait, turn it down. Turn it down.
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Hello?
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Shh. Jesse.
What?
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I have to give a sound bite for
the L.A. Times, so no noise for a minute.
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I might actually get a call too,
so if it's noisy, I'll be on a call.
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Okay. Ready? Ahem.
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All right. This year, all trends
will head toward simplicity and comfort.
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Things like Roku, Vudu,
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cookbooks and casual wear
will see a spike in the market.
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Can I have a drag?
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Yeah.
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That's perfect. Thanks.
What'd you do?
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Seriously, can you not sit still
for like two minutes?
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We talked about this.
No more smoking.
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JESSE: Hey, Disney Hall.
Yeah. I'm not doing it.
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Not doing what?
I am not doing that.
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It's just a building.
JESSE: It's not trending. Ow!
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Ow! Wanna go titty for titty? My arms
are longer. My boobs are smaller.
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Focus on driving.
I am focused on dri... Ow!
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Great.
Jess, that place is amazing.
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[WHISPERING]
I'm on a really important call.
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[MOUTHS] Oh, okay.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Uh-huh. Yeah.
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I don't know what to say.
Thank you for calling.
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[WHISPERS]
Is that about the job?
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Awesome. Thank you so much, man.
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Thank you, yeah. Talk soon.
Okay, bye.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Was that about the magazine job?
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No. But, Celeste,
a swell came in last night.
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Northwest.
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Apparently, it is overhead
and it is glassy.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
Malibu.
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The waves are crushing right now.
Are you talking about surfing?
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Yeah. Why are you not more excited?
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I'm so psyched.
I just thought that was about that job.
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The illustration job.
Right. They haven't called me back.
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I'm not dying to work there.
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Doesn't seem
like you're dying to work at all.
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I'm putting together a show.
You know it takes time.
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I know.
Okay. Can I drop you off at home now?
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I just missed a wave.
At some point, I feel...
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Missed another.
All right.
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Two more just went by.
Okay.
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I could be on those.
Take me home.
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[BRENDA RUSSELL'S
"A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE" PLAYING]
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? A little bit of love
Can go a long, long way ??
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Be back by 6 so you can shower?
Why shower?
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Beth and Tucker, dinner.
Right. Yep.
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Have fun shredding your glassy peel.
Oh, so wrong.
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Love you.
Love you.
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Thank you.
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Did you guys end up
seeing that band last week?
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Oh, yeah. Fuck Your Mom?
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They were for reals, dude.
Yeah.
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Get them as your wedding band.
They're loud but probably pretty cheap.
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Or the band that opened,
Please Us, Christ. They were good.
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They shredded.
It's done. I told you.
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We got the greatest swing band.
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Sugarfoot and the Swingin' Scrod.
We actually didn't.
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We talked about this.
Swing is so late '90s.
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We're not gonna do that.
We're not doing it. We're not...
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I'm gonna eat your face,
I love you so much.
We'll talk about it later.
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JESSE [IN GERMAN ACCENT]:
And so now we turn to the menu.
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[IN GERMAN ACCENT]
Yes, I think the best idea
is to get enchiladas and tacos,
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and then we split the two,ja?
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JESSE:
This is a clinical choice,
but I must object to your strategy
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for I wish to enjoy the tacos alone.
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No, but that is not fair.
As long as I can have some bites,ja?
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But we know about your bites, don't we?
No.
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You take one and then you take many.
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Ja, this is true.
Ja, you do.
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CELESTE:
This is true.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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We can't do this anymore.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, God. Oh.
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Honey, weddings are so stressful,
but I promise you, we know.
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You guys will be fine.
JESSE [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Just fine.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, we are fine.
No, we're good.
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What the fuck are you two doing?
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What do you mean?
Yeah.
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What do I mean?
You two are not together.
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It's not normal, okay?
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You guys have been separated
for six months.
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You're getting divorced, all right?
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And you spend every day together
hanging out as if, like, it's no big deal.
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Guess what. It's fucking weird.
I don't think this is...
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Tell them what you think.
Let's not play charades. It's weird.
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There's no charades being played here.
No charades.
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No charading.
No.
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We are separated, and we're friends.
You guys should be happy.
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We fought all the time.
We don't anymore.
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You don't have to choose sides.
It's the perfect breakup.
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CELESTE:
Yeah, everyone's cool.
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Everyone is not cool.
Not cool.
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BETH:
No one is cool here.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry.
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Baby.
Beth.
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JESSE [IN GERMAN ACCENT]:
Beth is so angry.
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[IN GERMAN ACCENT]:
Ja, she is �ber angry.
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[BOTH SPEAK IN GERMAN]
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This is too weird.
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Hey, C.
Hmm?
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Can you help me with something?
What?
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Oh...
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Don't wanna pressure you
into anything
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but this gentleman is awfully lonely
and just...
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Here, I'll show you how it works. Just...
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Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
Oh, God.
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Oh, he likes that.
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[CELESTE MOANS]
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Wait, be quiet.
My roommate's next door.
Don't make any sound.
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All right. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh! Oh!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Dude.
That was a big one.
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Yeah.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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[SIGHS]
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Beth and Tucker are crazy.
Crazy.
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Right?
Yes.
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I mean, it is not weird
that we hang out all the time.
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Do you think it's weird?
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No. You're my best friend.
Yeah. You're my best friend too.
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Last time we didn't speak
for more than a week was in 10th grade
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when you went
to Space Camp Canada.
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That was a brutal five weeks.
Mm.
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The antigravity training was crazy,
though.
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But I missed you.
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Me too. Heh.
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Uh-oh.
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Look who's back.
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His recovery time is insane.
Oh, no.
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He's a college boy
and he's ready to rock.
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Here we go. Oh!
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Ugh. I'm exhausted.
Yeah, me too.
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Dessert was good, right?
Oh, so good.
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Night.
Night.
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Hey, it's kind of chilly tonight.
How's your heat in there?
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It's fine. I'm fine.
Okay. Good.
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Hey, sorry I'm still living back here.
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Stay as long as you want.
It's your studio.
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Also, it's really nice having you here.
For me too.
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Night.
Night. Love you.
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Love you too.
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? Everybody sing my little song now ?
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? Everybody sing my little song now ?
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? Everybody sing my little song now ?
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? Everybody sing
Yeah ?
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? A little bit of love
Can go a long long way ?
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? But what you're thinking of ?
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? Should maybe start today
Start today ?
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? Oh, oh, oh
Start today, start today ??
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Are you gonna...? No.
MAN: Here's your chai latte.
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Can I get a large coffee to go?
MAN: Soy cappuccino for David.
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Uh...
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Excuse me, sir? Sir.
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Sir. Yeah, you. Sorry.
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You do realize that you just cut
in front of a bunch of people, right?
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I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Did you not know?
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I'm just in a big rush, so...
So you did know.
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And I'm sure everyone here is in a rush.
Okay, is this really happening?
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She was looking at the pastries,
so I just... I thought...
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It's not just her.
It's everyone behind her.
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If you wanna ask every single person
if it's okay that you cut, be my guest.
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Don't assume your time
is more important than others'.
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Thank you for the lecture.
Have a great day, everybody. Not you.
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American culture is dying, and there's
an unrelenting appetite in this country
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for reality shows,
talentless pop stars like Riley Banks,
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recycled, bloated movie franchises.
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The more we consume crap,
the more we want crap.
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You are what you eat.
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It sounds utterly hopeless.
Is there an upshot?
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I think there will be a groundswell
movement toward simplicity.
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People will crave spiritual,
mental and physical nourishment.
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It'll be back to basics.
Wow. A lot to chew on.
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For more on this gloomy
but interesting subject,
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look out for Celeste Martin's
new book, Shitegeist,
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on bookshelves Monday.
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CELESTE:
I had dinner with the drama club.
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Who's that?
Beth and Tucker.
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They left in the middle of dinner
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because they don't approve
of me and Jesse hanging out.
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It is so judgy. We're fine. If we were gay,
we wouldn't be having this conversation.
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We'd just be friends.
You are not ready to let go of each other.
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There's nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with it.
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I mean, what do you think?
Well, to be honest...
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Oh, my God.
We're signing Riley Banks?
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What the fuck, Scott?
I just trashed her on TV.
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That's why I wanted you to come in.
It's a huge account.
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We built this company so we didn't
have to sign accounts like Riley Banks.
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You and I may not have a company
if we don't take Riley Banks.
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I don't understand.
She's like a vagina and a hairdo.
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She's releasing a new CD.
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She wants us to do the branding
and merchandising.
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Ugh. Fine.
I'm gonna go eat my feelings.
232
00:12:30,455 --> 00:12:33,618
If you want my opinion,
I do think you should start dating.
233
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:37,728
Scott, I'm fine.
I have so much time. I'm not worried.
234
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:41,263
Do me a favor and get your fuck on
before you meet the next guy.
235
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,232
What is that? What are you doing?
236
00:12:44,402 --> 00:12:48,236
Sorry. I was trying to be
your saucy gay friend.
237
00:12:48,406 --> 00:12:51,933
Didn't feel good.
No. Don't. Mm-mm.
238
00:12:52,677 --> 00:12:55,145
The economic climate
is real bad, man.
239
00:12:55,313 --> 00:12:58,077
I think my business
is taking the hardest hit of all.
240
00:12:58,249 --> 00:13:01,241
It's brutal. Is it just me
or is nobody talking about it?
241
00:13:01,419 --> 00:13:03,717
You sell weed, Skillz.
Not for long, dude.
242
00:13:03,888 --> 00:13:06,948
You seen those weed pharmacies
on every fucking corner?
243
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,490
They're killing me.
244
00:13:08,693 --> 00:13:13,130
I mean, I think I gotta branch out,
start working in methamphetamines.
245
00:13:13,298 --> 00:13:14,788
Or teach preschool, you know?
246
00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:18,299
I love kids, and I just, I don't know,
always wanted to do that.
247
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:20,165
Sorry, dude.
248
00:13:20,338 --> 00:13:24,468
I know this is serious talky time,
but look at the fucking seat on that girl.
249
00:13:24,642 --> 00:13:28,476
That is a party.
I don't think it's over.
250
00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:30,671
SKILLZ:
What? Her butt? No, it goes on forever.
251
00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:32,111
No, man. Me and Celeste.
252
00:13:32,283 --> 00:13:35,810
She's overwhelmed and confused,
but I think she's gonna come around.
253
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,284
Oh, no. Really, pal?
254
00:13:37,455 --> 00:13:39,446
I mean, it's been a while, you know,
255
00:13:39,624 --> 00:13:42,320
but I think it's time to accept that
and move on.
256
00:13:42,494 --> 00:13:45,793
Call that dime Veronica.
No, dude. That was a one-time thing.
257
00:13:45,964 --> 00:13:48,524
Celeste does not know about it,
so don't tell her.
258
00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:52,863
I didn't know that was a hit-and-run.
It's not like you really liked her, so...
259
00:13:53,037 --> 00:13:54,971
She was cool, but she's not Celeste.
260
00:13:55,139 --> 00:13:57,607
Okay, but remember,
you can't reheat a souffl�.
261
00:13:57,775 --> 00:14:00,835
What does that mean?
It's L.A. There's bettys everywhere.
262
00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:03,845
It's good to remind Celeste
you can pull a little wool.
263
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,983
Make her sweat a bit.
Yeah, I guess.
264
00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,174
How are you?
CASHIER: Good.
265
00:14:07,352 --> 00:14:10,879
So, what do you want, man?
Maybe I just don't wanna start over.
266
00:14:11,055 --> 00:14:14,855
No, I meant, like, what do you want?
Do you want yogurt?
267
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:19,520
Can I have a goji-berry-and-green-tea
swirl with yogurt chips
and Cap'n Crunch?
268
00:14:19,697 --> 00:14:21,961
Would you go out with my friend ever?
No.
269
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:25,125
Where's your wife?
You guys are here every day together.
270
00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:28,397
We're actually separated.
Oh, cool.
271
00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:31,201
I mean, bummer or whatever,
but, okay, I'll go.
272
00:14:31,376 --> 00:14:33,173
Just like that.
273
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:34,538
Cool.
274
00:14:34,712 --> 00:14:37,306
You want it swirled or side by side?
275
00:14:37,815 --> 00:14:39,806
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
276
00:14:45,089 --> 00:14:46,818
What?
I need to say one thing.
277
00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:49,323
Then I'm not gonna say
another word about it.
278
00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:53,760
I'm sorry I wigged on you at dinner.
But I think it's stupid you're not together.
279
00:14:53,932 --> 00:14:56,594
I do. You guys are best friends.
280
00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:59,065
That's the hard part.
Nothing else matters.
281
00:14:59,237 --> 00:15:00,864
Beth, I love Jesse dearly
282
00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:04,167
but he doesn't have a checking account
or dress shoes.
283
00:15:04,342 --> 00:15:08,039
The father of my children
will have a car. You know?
284
00:15:08,212 --> 00:15:10,510
Jesse will always be my best friend.
285
00:15:10,682 --> 00:15:12,445
Okay. I said what I had to say.
286
00:15:12,617 --> 00:15:15,518
Not gonna say another word.
I just needed to say that.
287
00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:20,715
It's a huge mistake
that he's living in that guesthouse.
288
00:15:20,892 --> 00:15:26,091
You are breaking his heart, slowly.
Jesse is fine.
289
00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:27,925
He's fine.
290
00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:30,924
[TV ANNOUNCER
SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
291
00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:38,273
Hey.
292
00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:40,240
You're not working?
293
00:15:41,913 --> 00:15:44,814
You're watching
the Beijing Olympics again?
294
00:15:44,983 --> 00:15:47,315
And you're crying again.
295
00:15:47,485 --> 00:15:50,386
Matthias' wife died
in a car accident last year.
296
00:15:50,555 --> 00:15:54,582
Uh-huh. Hey, did you finish that artwork
for the Pop Form website yet?
297
00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:57,319
No, it's not done yet.
I'm still working on it.
298
00:15:57,495 --> 00:16:00,487
I think you're gonna like it.
Can you finish it tonight?
299
00:16:00,999 --> 00:16:02,762
Um...
300
00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:05,168
No. Actually...
301
00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:08,305
Sit down for one second.
I wanna tell you something important.
302
00:16:08,473 --> 00:16:10,270
Oh. Okay.
303
00:16:10,441 --> 00:16:13,342
Does it have something to do
with the work you owe me
304
00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:16,071
that's late
that we were just talking about?
305
00:16:16,247 --> 00:16:21,275
Tonight I am going on a date.
306
00:16:21,452 --> 00:16:25,252
And I'm gonna date people.
307
00:16:25,757 --> 00:16:28,487
That's great.
308
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:30,960
It is?
Yeah.
309
00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:34,326
No, Jess. Please don't cry again.
Good for you.
310
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,365
Huh.
311
00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:40,834
Doesn't bother you?
No.
312
00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:44,839
Okay. Yeah, it's yogurt girl
from Yogurt Yurt.
313
00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:48,467
Yogurt girl. Yeah, she's cute.
314
00:16:48,646 --> 00:16:51,479
She's really young, right?
Super young, yeah.
315
00:16:51,649 --> 00:16:55,779
But her body is, like, all-time.
Okay, there's no need for that, but...
316
00:16:55,953 --> 00:16:57,978
Wow, that's great. That's really great.
317
00:16:58,156 --> 00:17:00,556
This is good.
You gotta crawl before you walk.
318
00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:03,523
She's not gonna be wifey number two,
but whatever.
319
00:17:03,695 --> 00:17:05,788
No. It's just a date.
320
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:08,698
Hey. Big move.
321
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:10,957
I'm proud of you.
322
00:17:11,536 --> 00:17:14,027
Thank you.
Can I get up now?
323
00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:15,331
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
324
00:17:16,374 --> 00:17:18,569
You're gonna be great. Call me after.
325
00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:20,040
Ew. No.
326
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:23,703
I was in school, but I dropped out
because I wanna work in fashion.
327
00:17:23,881 --> 00:17:26,349
But it's really hard
to find a paid internship.
328
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:29,418
So I went back to school,
and now I work at Yogurt Yurt.
329
00:17:29,587 --> 00:17:32,147
I'm looking to make money
doing something I love.
330
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:34,086
I'm sure the universe has my back.
331
00:17:34,258 --> 00:17:36,419
The right thing will come along,
you know?
332
00:17:36,594 --> 00:17:40,963
I mean, you get it, obviously, right?
Totally.
333
00:17:41,165 --> 00:17:42,530
[???]
334
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,724
[GATE SQUEAKS]
335
00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:44,925
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
336
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,071
WOMAN:
Oh, my God.
337
00:17:47,271 --> 00:17:49,239
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
338
00:17:49,407 --> 00:17:50,431
[LAUGHTER]
339
00:17:50,608 --> 00:17:53,076
WOMAN: Oh, my God, Jesse.
JESSE: Shh.
340
00:17:54,212 --> 00:17:57,113
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]
341
00:18:20,104 --> 00:18:21,731
"Do It on My Face"?
342
00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:25,440
RILEY [ON RECORDING]:
This song is about being who you are.
343
00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:28,272
Unless who you are sucks. Ha-ha.
344
00:18:28,446 --> 00:18:30,038
Ugh. Ew.
Everybody shut up.
345
00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:31,238
? Get over here ??
346
00:18:31,415 --> 00:18:32,609
[TURNS MUSIC OFF]
347
00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:40,447
[???]
348
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:50,326
They said it would be in new releases.
349
00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:51,832
[CELESTE SIGHS]
350
00:18:52,036 --> 00:18:54,300
Where is it?
351
00:18:57,341 --> 00:18:58,968
No.
352
00:19:01,979 --> 00:19:03,412
[SIGHS]
353
00:19:04,081 --> 00:19:05,605
[CLEARS THROAT]
354
00:19:06,484 --> 00:19:09,044
Now, that's what I call placement.
355
00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:11,148
[GROANS]
356
00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:16,182
You shouldn't steal it,
even if it is your book.
357
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,692
I'm just rearranging some things.
358
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,165
There.
You can't do that.
359
00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:26,496
Yes, I can.
An employee didn't pick you.
360
00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:28,104
Doesn't matter.
361
00:19:28,272 --> 00:19:30,934
Hey. Employee picks.
362
00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:33,201
Congrats. That's awesome.
Thanks.
363
00:19:33,377 --> 00:19:36,107
What happened?
Employee picks.
364
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,679
Wow.
365
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:40,340
WOMAN:
Jesse?
366
00:19:41,719 --> 00:19:43,152
Hey.
Veronica.
367
00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:44,345
Hey.
Hey.
368
00:19:44,522 --> 00:19:46,046
How's it going?
Good.
369
00:19:46,224 --> 00:19:47,714
Yeah?
Yeah. Um...
370
00:19:47,892 --> 00:19:49,951
How you been?
I've been good.
371
00:19:50,127 --> 00:19:52,027
How have you been?
Good.
372
00:19:52,196 --> 00:19:54,528
You look great.
Thanks. You too.
373
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,495
What are you doing here?
Uh...
374
00:19:58,669 --> 00:20:00,364
Checking out books.
375
00:20:00,538 --> 00:20:02,904
Same.
Yep. Ha-ha-ha.
376
00:20:03,107 --> 00:20:05,905
How's your clothespin collage going?
377
00:20:07,044 --> 00:20:08,568
You remember that.
378
00:20:08,746 --> 00:20:11,180
It's good. It's good. Slow but good.
379
00:20:11,349 --> 00:20:15,046
Well, don't give it up,
because it's really unique and beautiful.
380
00:20:16,187 --> 00:20:19,679
I hope that didn't sound too...
No, no. That's really sweet and...
381
00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:22,018
Good.
Yeah, that means a lot. Thank you.
382
00:20:22,193 --> 00:20:24,320
You're welcome.
383
00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:27,760
I had so much fun with you that night.
I'm sorry I didn't call.
384
00:20:27,932 --> 00:20:30,196
I had a lot of fun too.
385
00:20:30,368 --> 00:20:32,233
Cool.
386
00:20:33,037 --> 00:20:34,061
Hey.
Hi.
387
00:20:34,238 --> 00:20:36,331
I have to find more places
to put my book.
388
00:20:36,507 --> 00:20:38,236
Veronica, these are my friends.
389
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:39,433
Celeste.
Hi.
390
00:20:39,644 --> 00:20:40,838
Beth and Tucker.
Hi.
391
00:20:41,012 --> 00:20:42,104
Oh. Hi.
TUCKER: Hey.
392
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,510
How are you? Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
393
00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:46,582
Oh, wow. You wrote that book.
394
00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:49,720
I just read an excerpt online.
It's really compelling.
395
00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:53,687
Thank you. That's very nice.
You're welcome.
396
00:20:54,358 --> 00:20:57,191
Well, nice to meet you.
397
00:20:57,361 --> 00:20:58,953
Bye.
JESSE: Bye.
398
00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:00,187
Bye.
See you later.
399
00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:01,854
Bye.
400
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:04,024
Bye.
What was that?
401
00:21:04,201 --> 00:21:05,259
Veronica.
402
00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:06,698
Story?
No story.
403
00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:09,032
Just a girl I met a little while ago.
404
00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:12,198
She's pretty.
She looks like a young me.
405
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:14,571
Ahem. Excuse me. Hi.
406
00:21:14,745 --> 00:21:17,578
Do you have any more copies
of this book Shitegeist
407
00:21:17,748 --> 00:21:21,081
for me to give to my friends?
Because I heard it's excellent.
408
00:21:25,556 --> 00:21:26,580
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
409
00:21:26,757 --> 00:21:32,093
? Oh, baby, you
You got what I need ??
410
00:21:32,263 --> 00:21:33,389
[BUZZING]
411
00:21:33,597 --> 00:21:35,656
No, no.
Just one second. Hey.
412
00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,824
Just got out of the show.
CELESTE: How was it?
413
00:21:38,002 --> 00:21:40,129
Fucking dope.
Hey, are you busy now?
414
00:21:40,304 --> 00:21:43,137
No, I'm not busy.
Can you help me build this dresser?
415
00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:44,740
Okay.
I can't do it alone.
416
00:21:44,909 --> 00:21:47,639
All right, all right. Okay, bye.
Jesse, I need you.
417
00:21:47,812 --> 00:21:48,836
I gotta go home.
418
00:21:49,013 --> 00:21:50,981
After the show, it's the after-party.
419
00:21:51,148 --> 00:21:54,914
I know, but she's got an IKEA dresser
she needs me to help her "build."
420
00:21:55,086 --> 00:21:56,144
Oh, it's like that?
421
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,255
I told you, man,
she just needed a little bit more time.
422
00:21:59,423 --> 00:22:01,618
I got this.
Oh, she's about to get it.
423
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:05,023
I'm in here. Fuck Sweden.
424
00:22:05,262 --> 00:22:07,025
? But you say he's just a friend ??
425
00:22:07,231 --> 00:22:08,425
What up?
426
00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:13,627
It's easier to build the Brooklyn Bridge.
We got this. It's just a dresser.
427
00:22:13,804 --> 00:22:15,965
Fucking fuck. Fuck me!
428
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:22,141
What, do they make a piece of furniture
that's impossible to build on purpose
429
00:22:22,313 --> 00:22:24,440
just to fuck with you?
430
00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:26,643
Thank you.
431
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,844
Wait.
432
00:22:31,489 --> 00:22:33,252
I've got it.
433
00:22:33,457 --> 00:22:35,448
[???]
434
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:40,460
CELESTE: Perfect.
JESSE: Fucking layup.
435
00:22:41,632 --> 00:22:47,229
It's like Koons meets Basquiat meets...
436
00:22:47,405 --> 00:22:50,966
Serra meets...
437
00:22:51,876 --> 00:22:54,504
Corky from Life Goes On.
438
00:22:54,712 --> 00:22:57,306
[LAUGHING]
439
00:22:57,481 --> 00:23:01,679
He's a vegan, you know.
Oh, cherish.
440
00:23:01,852 --> 00:23:06,016
That is so cute.
You're cute.
441
00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:08,258
You're cute.
442
00:23:08,426 --> 00:23:10,417
[LAUGHING]
443
00:23:34,085 --> 00:23:35,382
[SNIFFS]
444
00:23:38,355 --> 00:23:39,686
Hmm.
445
00:23:40,758 --> 00:23:42,749
[KISSING]
446
00:23:51,368 --> 00:23:54,633
Hey. What are you doing?
447
00:23:54,839 --> 00:23:56,773
I love you.
448
00:23:57,341 --> 00:23:59,104
Okay.
449
00:24:00,578 --> 00:24:01,738
[SIGHS]
450
00:24:03,747 --> 00:24:05,078
Oh.
451
00:24:11,388 --> 00:24:13,788
That was a bad idea. So sorry.
452
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:17,485
No, don't be sorry. It was nice.
453
00:24:18,496 --> 00:24:20,430
Jess.
454
00:24:20,598 --> 00:24:22,065
Come on.
455
00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:25,464
Drinking and the dresser and...
456
00:24:25,636 --> 00:24:28,503
I think, you know...
We're seeing other people.
457
00:24:29,306 --> 00:24:31,934
Well, yeah, but just because...
458
00:24:38,616 --> 00:24:40,948
Oh, God.
459
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,680
I'm an idiot.
460
00:24:44,188 --> 00:24:46,748
I just thought...
You thought what?
461
00:24:46,924 --> 00:24:50,758
Well, I wasn't clearly thinking,
or else I wouldn't have let that happen.
462
00:24:50,928 --> 00:24:53,590
You didn't think
we were getting back together.
463
00:24:53,764 --> 00:24:55,891
It's not like...
464
00:24:57,201 --> 00:25:00,830
You know, there's a guy
you can call at IKEA.
465
00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:04,463
He'll build your dresser for you.
You should call him.
466
00:25:04,642 --> 00:25:06,007
Probably fuck you too.
467
00:25:06,177 --> 00:25:07,838
Oh, Jess.
I'm a fucking idiot.
468
00:25:08,012 --> 00:25:11,311
Oh, Jess, come on. Jesse.
469
00:25:11,515 --> 00:25:13,484
[???]
470
00:25:24,528 --> 00:25:26,155
Jess?
471
00:25:31,535 --> 00:25:32,559
Jess?
472
00:25:46,550 --> 00:25:49,246
Hey, Jess, it's me. Uh...
473
00:25:49,453 --> 00:25:54,220
I'm on my way to the airport,
but I wanted to talk to you.
474
00:25:54,391 --> 00:25:56,757
I don't know what happened last night.
475
00:25:57,394 --> 00:26:00,022
Uh, I hope you're okay.
476
00:26:00,197 --> 00:26:02,256
Okay, bye. Call me.
477
00:26:02,499 --> 00:26:04,490
[???]
478
00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:20,045
JESSE [ON RECORDING]:
Hey, you've reached Jesse.
Leave me a message.
479
00:26:38,369 --> 00:26:40,530
CELESTE [ON RECORDING]:
Hey, it's me again.
480
00:26:40,704 --> 00:26:44,231
I'm in San Francisco.
I'm going to Boston tomorrow.
481
00:26:44,408 --> 00:26:46,069
And I miss you.
482
00:26:48,512 --> 00:26:51,640
Call me. Okay. Bye.
483
00:26:54,385 --> 00:26:56,114
I'm sorry.
484
00:27:01,558 --> 00:27:03,287
Of course.
485
00:27:06,397 --> 00:27:08,558
Stupid.
486
00:27:09,933 --> 00:27:12,424
Hey, you're back. I wanna talk to you.
487
00:27:12,603 --> 00:27:14,264
I know. I wanna talk to you too.
488
00:27:14,438 --> 00:27:16,804
Where have you been?
It's been like two weeks.
489
00:27:16,974 --> 00:27:18,464
There's so much to lay down.
490
00:27:18,642 --> 00:27:21,133
Pay-per-view porn is available
in Cantonese now.
491
00:27:21,312 --> 00:27:22,336
Really?
Yeah.
492
00:27:22,546 --> 00:27:26,414
I'm really near your house.
Can I just come by?
It's kind of important.
493
00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:30,178
There's 68 colleges in Boston.
Why were the kids
in my group so dumb?
494
00:27:30,354 --> 00:27:33,187
I mean, they were, like,
barely making sense.
495
00:27:33,357 --> 00:27:38,192
They were not speaking English.
Hey. I really gotta tell you something.
496
00:27:38,362 --> 00:27:40,660
Actually, me too.
497
00:27:40,831 --> 00:27:42,458
Wait. Are you gay?
498
00:27:42,633 --> 00:27:44,999
Please tell me you're gay.
That'd be so funny.
499
00:27:45,169 --> 00:27:50,106
No. Not gay.
This is going to be hard to believe...
500
00:27:50,274 --> 00:27:53,607
But you went on another date.
I'm having a baby.
501
00:27:54,712 --> 00:27:56,179
Huh?
502
00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:59,508
I'm having a baby.
What do you mean?
503
00:28:00,484 --> 00:28:04,648
I'm having a child.
504
00:28:05,956 --> 00:28:08,015
With another person?
505
00:28:08,192 --> 00:28:09,819
Yes, with another person.
506
00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:13,119
Wait, what?
507
00:28:13,297 --> 00:28:15,492
Sorry. What?
508
00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:18,726
What the fuck? With who?
509
00:28:18,902 --> 00:28:23,362
You met her, actually,
the other day at the bookstore.
510
00:28:23,607 --> 00:28:24,631
Oh.
511
00:28:24,808 --> 00:28:29,211
But that's not even physically possible.
That was two weeks ago.
512
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,974
Yeah. Heh. Uh...
513
00:28:32,616 --> 00:28:36,211
Truth is,
I slept with her like three months ago.
514
00:28:37,221 --> 00:28:38,483
Oh.
515
00:28:38,989 --> 00:28:40,320
Shit. Okay.
516
00:28:40,491 --> 00:28:45,485
Well, I didn't know about that,
but that's not important right now.
Okay. Um...
517
00:28:47,064 --> 00:28:48,531
What do you need me to do?
518
00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:51,258
Oh, no.
You don't have to do anything.
519
00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:55,764
I really wanna make it work with her.
520
00:28:58,242 --> 00:28:59,641
Excuse me one second.
521
00:29:00,244 --> 00:29:02,439
[DEPARTING FOOTSTEPS]
522
00:29:02,646 --> 00:29:03,670
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
523
00:29:15,659 --> 00:29:16,853
[SNIFFLES]
524
00:29:20,364 --> 00:29:21,388
[BELL CLANGS]
525
00:29:21,565 --> 00:29:23,556
[WOMAN AND CLASS
SPEAK IN HINDl]
526
00:29:25,602 --> 00:29:27,035
[EXHALES]
527
00:29:30,107 --> 00:29:32,166
Hello.
528
00:29:33,577 --> 00:29:35,943
What?
I said, hello.
529
00:29:36,113 --> 00:29:38,240
Oh. Hi.
530
00:29:42,486 --> 00:29:47,423
How's your practice?
How's my practice?
531
00:29:47,591 --> 00:29:49,650
It's fine.
I'll get that mat for you.
532
00:29:49,827 --> 00:29:52,728
Thanks.
I see you here a lot.
533
00:29:52,896 --> 00:29:54,659
You've got a great Warrior 2.
534
00:29:54,832 --> 00:29:57,232
Your Chaturanga is,
like, incredibly balanced.
535
00:29:58,769 --> 00:30:03,103
I'm still working that position, but...
Are you single?
536
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:07,439
Are you really doing this right now?
You're really doing this.
537
00:30:07,611 --> 00:30:12,105
I know. I'm gonna go for it.
I don't do this. It's just happening.
I'm gonna...
538
00:30:12,282 --> 00:30:14,580
Gonna jump right in there.
I'm jumping in.
539
00:30:14,751 --> 00:30:16,582
Captain Conversation.
540
00:30:17,354 --> 00:30:19,914
Do you...? Hey, I'm Paul. Put it there.
Oh.
541
00:30:20,090 --> 00:30:21,352
Celeste.
Celeste.
542
00:30:21,525 --> 00:30:23,516
That's a great name.
So here's my card.
543
00:30:23,727 --> 00:30:26,457
That's my number, e-mail.
If you need to fax me...
544
00:30:26,630 --> 00:30:28,325
You bring cards to yoga?
545
00:30:28,866 --> 00:30:30,493
Hi. How are you? Come on in.
546
00:30:31,134 --> 00:30:33,034
Great flow today.
547
00:30:33,237 --> 00:30:37,936
I'm not good at this. Little help?
Financial analyst. Cool.
548
00:30:38,108 --> 00:30:40,941
Not really. It's not that cool. It's all right.
549
00:30:41,111 --> 00:30:45,207
Did you tell me what you did for a living?
No, I didn't.
550
00:30:45,382 --> 00:30:47,145
Well, will you? I'd love to know.
551
00:30:47,317 --> 00:30:49,512
I'm a trend forecaster. I forecast trends.
552
00:30:49,686 --> 00:30:52,553
Trend forecaster. Yeah.
553
00:30:54,324 --> 00:30:56,849
You serious?
I thought you were fucking with me.
554
00:30:57,027 --> 00:31:01,555
You traded in your Porsche
for an Audi because you're afraid
you'll lose your job.
555
00:31:01,765 --> 00:31:05,394
You bought a Droid because
it makes you seem business-oriented
556
00:31:05,569 --> 00:31:07,799
unlike the iPhone,
for teenage girls.
557
00:31:07,971 --> 00:31:11,031
You go to yoga because
you went to a sub-lvy League school.
558
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,676
You spent the last 10 years
working long hours.
559
00:31:13,844 --> 00:31:16,404
You thought it was time
to do something spiritual.
560
00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:19,276
It was nice to meet you, Paul.
561
00:31:30,794 --> 00:31:32,227
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
562
00:31:32,429 --> 00:31:33,487
Hey.
Hey.
563
00:31:33,664 --> 00:31:37,600
Where were you on the New York call?
Oh. I figured you could handle it.
564
00:31:37,801 --> 00:31:40,497
Yeah. Well, anyway,
the artwork came in from Berlin.
565
00:31:40,671 --> 00:31:42,605
It's good, but it...
Breaking news.
566
00:31:42,806 --> 00:31:45,673
Jesse is having a baby with some girl.
567
00:31:46,043 --> 00:31:48,568
Whoa. Wow.
568
00:31:48,745 --> 00:31:50,770
Did you even know
he was seeing someone?
569
00:31:50,948 --> 00:31:53,439
No, it's somebody he slept with once
months ago.
570
00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:57,075
Now he's gonna try to "make it work."
Plane crash. Ha-ha.
571
00:31:57,254 --> 00:31:59,279
I don't even know what to say.
572
00:31:59,456 --> 00:32:01,583
I'm so sorry, Celeste. Are you okay?
573
00:32:01,758 --> 00:32:04,352
Scott, I'm totally fine. Yes.
574
00:32:04,528 --> 00:32:06,086
Are you?
Yes.
575
00:32:06,263 --> 00:32:09,198
I wasn't gonna have his baby,
so good for him.
576
00:32:09,366 --> 00:32:12,096
I'm not in love with him anymore.
It makes it easier.
577
00:32:12,269 --> 00:32:14,760
I have a date tonight, actually.
Hmm. That's great.
578
00:32:14,938 --> 00:32:18,101
Feel like it might be nice to go out
and be admired.
579
00:32:18,275 --> 00:32:20,971
I agree. Go be admired.
580
00:32:21,144 --> 00:32:24,773
Who knows? You may actually
simulate human emotion.
581
00:32:25,983 --> 00:32:27,974
[???]
582
00:32:33,223 --> 00:32:34,554
Thank you.
Thank you.
583
00:32:34,725 --> 00:32:36,215
My foot actually pronates
584
00:32:36,393 --> 00:32:39,385
so my IT band is strained
when I run, which is painful.
585
00:32:39,563 --> 00:32:42,225
The foot specialist
made me these orthotics.
586
00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:45,425
They shape around my foot.
They make it so much better.
587
00:32:45,602 --> 00:32:47,593
I cannot explain how amazing it feels.
588
00:32:47,771 --> 00:32:51,730
I'm one of those people who...
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My ex is here.
589
00:32:51,908 --> 00:32:53,170
Oh, we made eye contact.
590
00:32:53,377 --> 00:32:56,437
Maybe he didn't see me.
I think it's... It's okay.
591
00:32:56,613 --> 00:32:58,342
Nope, he saw me. He saw me.
It's okay.
592
00:32:58,515 --> 00:33:01,643
Oh. He's coming over here now.
Know what? You should leave.
593
00:33:01,818 --> 00:33:03,308
What?
Yeah, you should go.
594
00:33:03,487 --> 00:33:05,648
I'm not gonna leave.
It would be better.
595
00:33:05,822 --> 00:33:08,347
It's too late because
he's here now. Hey.
596
00:33:08,525 --> 00:33:09,958
Hey. How's it going?
Good.
597
00:33:10,127 --> 00:33:12,789
Thought I'd say hi. I'm Jesse.
That's Mac.
598
00:33:12,963 --> 00:33:14,521
Uh... It's Max.
Matt.
599
00:33:14,698 --> 00:33:17,826
Nope, Max.
Nice. Cool.
600
00:33:20,303 --> 00:33:23,602
We're just eating. I'm on a date.
We're on a date. I'm dating.
601
00:33:23,774 --> 00:33:26,504
Oh, cool.
The puttanesca special
is the bomb here.
602
00:33:26,677 --> 00:33:29,874
Oh, good news. That's what I ordered.
Nice. Cool.
603
00:33:30,047 --> 00:33:31,207
Who are you here with?
604
00:33:31,415 --> 00:33:34,111
Oh, I'm just rolling solo,
watching the Lakers game.
605
00:33:34,284 --> 00:33:35,876
It's Kobe-LeBron, right?
JESSE: Yes.
606
00:33:36,053 --> 00:33:37,987
MAX: So psyched.
JESSE: Yeah, man, epic.
607
00:33:38,155 --> 00:33:40,487
TiVo'd it.
Nice. Cool.
608
00:33:40,657 --> 00:33:42,852
Well, nice to meet you.
MAX: Nice to meet you.
609
00:33:43,026 --> 00:33:45,995
JESSE:
C, good to see you. Have fun.
610
00:33:47,297 --> 00:33:49,060
He's cool.
Uh-huh.
611
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,367
Thank you.
Thank you.
612
00:33:55,138 --> 00:33:58,039
Are you okay?
What? Oh, nothing.
613
00:34:02,079 --> 00:34:04,479
Do you like bread?
614
00:34:06,516 --> 00:34:09,041
Ah. That was great.
Should we do it again?
615
00:34:09,219 --> 00:34:11,153
Wednesday? Sushi?
Um...
616
00:34:11,321 --> 00:34:14,415
I don't think we should.
Because of the mercury poisoning?
617
00:34:14,591 --> 00:34:17,685
My acupuncturist said that's a myth.
No. I think that...
618
00:34:17,861 --> 00:34:21,388
I think you could use a little more time
to get over your divorce.
619
00:34:21,565 --> 00:34:25,558
I mean, look, it took me a long time
to start dating after mine. I get it.
620
00:34:25,736 --> 00:34:29,263
Heh. I appreciate your concern,
but I'm fine.
621
00:34:29,473 --> 00:34:32,670
I guess you're just
not a match for me, so...
622
00:34:34,277 --> 00:34:37,007
Yeah. Well, um...
623
00:34:37,180 --> 00:34:38,909
Have a good night.
624
00:34:39,549 --> 00:34:42,347
Thanks. Okay.
And, um, good luck.
625
00:34:45,922 --> 00:34:47,753
Pfft. Whatever.
626
00:34:47,991 --> 00:34:49,982
[ESG'S "MOODY" PLAYING]
627
00:34:54,765 --> 00:34:56,494
? Like this ?
628
00:35:03,707 --> 00:35:07,006
? He can make you feel
I feel low ?
629
00:35:07,577 --> 00:35:12,071
? Feel anything like
Like this ??
630
00:35:13,049 --> 00:35:17,543
[PANTING] Hi, honey. Beth.
Hi. Hi.
631
00:35:17,721 --> 00:35:21,384
Wow, you're really out of breath.
I'm sorry, did you fucking run here?
632
00:35:21,558 --> 00:35:23,321
Yeah.
From your house?
633
00:35:23,527 --> 00:35:27,088
I started running. It's really fun.
Okay, you're sopping in sweat.
634
00:35:27,264 --> 00:35:29,926
Isn't that like 12 miles?
Thirteen-point-six.
635
00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:33,900
But it's good because it just, like,
really gets my endorphins up.
636
00:35:34,070 --> 00:35:35,970
It helps me clear my head.
637
00:35:36,139 --> 00:35:37,163
[COUGHING]
638
00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:40,309
The Riley account is a handful.
I have been so swamped.
639
00:35:40,477 --> 00:35:43,913
Good. I'm glad you've been so busy.
Have you spoken to Jesse?
640
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:48,016
I actually ran into him,
and I thought he was looking a little fat.
641
00:35:48,185 --> 00:35:51,814
Really? I feel like when I saw him,
he was looking kind of fit.
642
00:35:51,988 --> 00:35:55,617
So you saw Jesse? Hmm.
Yeah. Yeah, I have. I've seen him.
643
00:35:55,792 --> 00:35:58,590
And you've hung out
with what's-her-name?
644
00:35:58,762 --> 00:36:00,127
Veronica? Yes, I have.
Mm-hm.
645
00:36:01,665 --> 00:36:04,498
Can I get a rush delivery on that?
She's dumb, right?
646
00:36:04,668 --> 00:36:08,160
No, she's not dumb. She's, um...
She's simple.
647
00:36:08,338 --> 00:36:10,806
WOMAN:
Does 7 a.m. To 9 p.m.
Work as a window for you?
648
00:36:10,974 --> 00:36:12,441
Simple means dumb, though.
649
00:36:12,609 --> 00:36:16,170
No, actually.
Simple in a really elegant way.
650
00:36:16,346 --> 00:36:17,938
Elegant. Oh.
651
00:36:18,114 --> 00:36:21,208
WOMAN: I think we're done here.
Yeah, that window is fine.
652
00:36:21,818 --> 00:36:25,379
I thought you would be happy for Jesse.
Oh, no, I totally am.
653
00:36:25,589 --> 00:36:28,285
I just didn't realize
that Monica was elegant.
654
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:32,895
You know her name's Veronica.
And honestly, honey,
you'd really like her.
655
00:36:33,096 --> 00:36:35,792
Okay, don't do that.
656
00:36:37,534 --> 00:36:40,128
Are you having regrets about Jesse?
657
00:36:40,303 --> 00:36:43,295
What? No. Not one.
Mm.
658
00:36:43,473 --> 00:36:46,374
Will you let me drive you home?
I'm afraid you'll drown.
659
00:36:46,543 --> 00:36:50,502
Okay. I actually have a date tonight.
I should probably shower, right?
660
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,807
Yeah, I would. Yes, shower.
661
00:36:52,983 --> 00:36:55,417
Who's the date?
Rupert Bates.
662
00:36:55,619 --> 00:36:59,055
Rupert Bates. The Gap model?
Mm-hm.
663
00:36:59,222 --> 00:37:03,488
Oh, my God. He's so hot.
But he's like 11 years old.
664
00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:04,752
He's actually 22.
665
00:37:04,928 --> 00:37:07,419
Skillz set me up with him.
He's gonna be a star.
666
00:37:07,631 --> 00:37:11,397
He's filming 20,000 BC right now,
which is the prequel to 10,000 BC.
667
00:37:11,568 --> 00:37:13,770
Oh, fuck, I love that movie.
I know.
668
00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:16,068
? A star fell from the sky ?
669
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,036
? Look at you and I realize ?
670
00:37:19,709 --> 00:37:23,236
? It's the way your body moves ?
671
00:37:25,582 --> 00:37:27,743
? First time that I saw your face ?
672
00:37:27,918 --> 00:37:31,354
? You're like a little alien
From outer space ?
673
00:37:31,955 --> 00:37:36,153
? I'm gonna follow you to the moon ??
674
00:37:37,861 --> 00:37:40,694
Yay. That was so good.
675
00:37:40,864 --> 00:37:43,059
I wrote it for my mom.
Lucky lady.
676
00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:46,725
Why do you wanna follow your mom
to the moon?
677
00:37:46,903 --> 00:37:49,895
She's the best. You'd love her.
Yeah. I bet.
678
00:37:50,073 --> 00:37:53,065
So how do you know Skillz?
679
00:37:53,243 --> 00:37:56,235
Skillz provides me
with the happy smoky green treats.
680
00:37:56,947 --> 00:38:01,407
Awesome.
I'm sorry, but you are just...
681
00:38:01,885 --> 00:38:05,582
Oh. Oh.
Hello, special one.
682
00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:09,987
Mm. No. Ahem.
683
00:38:10,226 --> 00:38:15,254
This is crazy, but I just totally forgot
I left a candle burning at my house.
684
00:38:15,432 --> 00:38:16,922
I have to go.
No, of course.
685
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,261
I'm so sorry.
686
00:38:19,703 --> 00:38:22,194
I'll send you a copy of the song
when it's done.
687
00:38:28,278 --> 00:38:29,905
[DOOR OPENS]
688
00:38:32,449 --> 00:38:36,010
Oh. My hair is so dry. It looks like straw.
689
00:38:36,219 --> 00:38:40,121
Here, do you want an Adderall?
No, that shit makes me feel like a robot.
690
00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:42,656
Speaking of robot,
who designed this place?
691
00:38:42,826 --> 00:38:45,488
I feel like Spock
is about to walk around the corner.
692
00:38:45,662 --> 00:38:48,825
Hi, Riley. I'm Celeste.
I'm a partner at Pop Form.
693
00:38:48,999 --> 00:38:51,433
I just wanted to introduce myself.
694
00:38:51,601 --> 00:38:54,536
Wow. You're kind of pretty.
695
00:38:54,738 --> 00:38:57,673
Thank you.
I'm just gonna sneak in here.
696
00:38:57,841 --> 00:39:02,175
Why am I breaking out?
Too much sugar, coffee, alcohol. Oh.
697
00:39:02,379 --> 00:39:05,837
Mm. I think it's my new skin regime.
Yeah.
698
00:39:06,016 --> 00:39:08,849
It's, uh, "regimen."
699
00:39:09,019 --> 00:39:10,646
What?
700
00:39:10,820 --> 00:39:15,883
A regime is a system of government.
The word is... The word's "regimen."
701
00:39:16,126 --> 00:39:21,029
Oh. Thanks, Scrabble.
It was really nice to meet you.
702
00:39:21,197 --> 00:39:25,224
In thinking about your brand, we wanted
a sense of where you currently exist.
703
00:39:25,402 --> 00:39:28,166
We set up a number of focus groups.
704
00:39:28,338 --> 00:39:31,830
You test really high in the Midwest,
which is wonderful.
705
00:39:32,008 --> 00:39:34,738
We'll be rolling those out
to a few different cities.
706
00:39:34,911 --> 00:39:39,575
Celeste has come up with a number of
ideas for logos, which are looking great.
707
00:39:40,383 --> 00:39:43,716
Celeste, you wanna?
Yes. Yes. Here.
708
00:39:43,887 --> 00:39:45,980
Our first round is based heavily
709
00:39:46,156 --> 00:39:50,923
on a kind of hip-hop,
retro, throwback, industrial flair.
710
00:39:51,094 --> 00:39:53,585
The one I was talking
to my girl Savannah about.
711
00:39:53,797 --> 00:39:57,358
CELESTE:
Really trying to get the urban flavor
in there for the tweens.
712
00:39:57,534 --> 00:39:59,434
Do you guys have any snacks?
713
00:40:00,937 --> 00:40:02,302
Like sushi?
714
00:40:05,575 --> 00:40:06,599
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
715
00:40:07,877 --> 00:40:10,607
Hello, special one.
Ugh.
716
00:40:10,847 --> 00:40:13,873
Sounds so awful.
It was so awful.
717
00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:17,349
I mean, where are the guys
who don't wear makeup for a living?
718
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,614
How about a little intellect?
Intellect never hurt anybody.
719
00:40:20,824 --> 00:40:23,554
Wait. You never met Nick, right?
Nick?
720
00:40:23,726 --> 00:40:25,523
Nick Moran.
The photographer?
721
00:40:25,695 --> 00:40:28,528
No. You know him?
Yeah, we went to school together.
722
00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:31,965
[IN SINGSONG VOICE]
This could be perfect.
723
00:40:32,135 --> 00:40:37,129
[IN SINGSONG VOICE]
I'm uncomfortable with dating,
and I don't really like any of it.
724
00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:39,570
Trust me, you will like him.
725
00:40:39,742 --> 00:40:43,906
And also, I love cock.
726
00:40:45,882 --> 00:40:49,249
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You gotta work a little harder
to integrate the gayness, Scott.
727
00:40:49,419 --> 00:40:50,613
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Yeah.
728
00:40:51,254 --> 00:40:52,448
Good night.
Night.
729
00:40:52,622 --> 00:40:54,487
I'll hook that up tomorrow.
Great.
730
00:40:54,724 --> 00:40:56,316
? Yeah
Let's get 'em ??
731
00:40:56,493 --> 00:41:00,452
Oh! Nailed it. Way to go, Becky.
732
00:41:00,630 --> 00:41:02,791
Go, team, right?
Yeah!
733
00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:08,501
What the fuck is a BabyBj�rn?
It's a very, very tiny Swedish man.
734
00:41:08,671 --> 00:41:12,004
A child carrier that allows the baby
to benefit from intimacy
735
00:41:12,175 --> 00:41:14,336
without the confinement of a stroller.
736
00:41:14,511 --> 00:41:16,308
How do you know that?
Beth.
737
00:41:16,479 --> 00:41:18,743
Yeah, we go to a lot of baby showers.
738
00:41:18,915 --> 00:41:20,815
I put a lot of babies in the ladies.
739
00:41:20,984 --> 00:41:22,611
How's Celeste?
Who?
740
00:41:22,785 --> 00:41:24,150
Celeste.
She's all right.
741
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,484
I'm kind of fine-tuning
her cannabis levels right now,
but she's okay.
742
00:41:28,658 --> 00:41:31,855
She doesn't smoke weed.
She does now. She loves that shit.
743
00:41:32,028 --> 00:41:34,326
Fucking Snoop Dogg.
744
00:41:34,531 --> 00:41:35,589
[CHEERING]
745
00:41:35,765 --> 00:41:40,498
Birthing towel, breast pump,
Diaper Genie? Fuck.
746
00:41:40,670 --> 00:41:45,300
I'm seriously having a baby.
You'll do great, man.
747
00:41:45,475 --> 00:41:48,808
Hey, Skillz. Who's your buddy?
748
00:41:50,513 --> 00:41:52,140
I thought he was your friend.
749
00:41:52,315 --> 00:41:53,441
Not with me.
Really?
750
00:41:53,616 --> 00:41:54,810
I don't know him.
751
00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:58,444
[CELESTE LAUGHS]
752
00:41:58,621 --> 00:42:02,182
I waited like 21 hours,
three of them soaked in my own pee.
753
00:42:02,358 --> 00:42:05,953
Oh, my God.
But I finally got the shot of Gaddafi.
754
00:42:06,129 --> 00:42:07,960
My God, I've totally seen this one.
755
00:42:08,131 --> 00:42:09,655
You've seen it?
Yeah.
756
00:42:09,832 --> 00:42:13,859
I'm such a big fan. That's so cool.
Thank you.
757
00:42:14,037 --> 00:42:16,631
I feel like he's kind of smiling.
He is.
758
00:42:16,806 --> 00:42:22,039
I mean, I think the piss stain
running down my jeans
made him laugh.
759
00:42:22,212 --> 00:42:23,474
Seriously, I was soaked.
760
00:42:23,646 --> 00:42:26,240
The world will think you're brilliant.
I'll be the only one who knows.
761
00:42:26,449 --> 00:42:29,077
Oh.
What?
762
00:42:29,252 --> 00:42:31,686
We missed our reservation for 8:30.
Oh, no.
763
00:42:31,854 --> 00:42:34,755
You want me to call down,
see if they can still take us?
764
00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:36,550
Should I just, like?
765
00:42:36,726 --> 00:42:39,388
You guys still take us
for like 9, 9:15?
766
00:42:39,562 --> 00:42:42,554
I don't think anybody...
Is that cool?
767
00:42:42,732 --> 00:42:44,393
You can't do that?
You can.
768
00:42:44,567 --> 00:42:46,728
I just don't think anybody will hear you.
769
00:42:46,903 --> 00:42:50,361
You know what?
I actually would be cool...
770
00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:52,269
Let's just get room service.
771
00:42:52,475 --> 00:42:54,033
Room service?
Yeah.
772
00:42:54,210 --> 00:42:55,768
Okay. I could do room service.
773
00:42:55,979 --> 00:42:58,174
Cool.
That sounds good. I like that.
774
00:42:58,348 --> 00:43:02,250
I'm so happy this worked out.
It's so nice to meet you.
775
00:43:02,619 --> 00:43:08,023
? Baby, you're the sweetest thing
I know ?
776
00:43:08,691 --> 00:43:11,057
? Your warmth and kindness ?
777
00:43:11,227 --> 00:43:14,390
Can't remember the last time
I felt like this.
778
00:43:15,898 --> 00:43:16,922
Yes.
779
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:21,799
? Talking about the way
you carry yourself ?
780
00:43:22,005 --> 00:43:27,272
? That makes me know
I don't need nobody else ?
781
00:43:27,443 --> 00:43:30,276
What are you doing?
What do you think I'm doing?
782
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,413
No, no, no. Don't do that.
Things were going so well.
783
00:43:34,584 --> 00:43:38,076
Shh. I want you to watch me.
There's no watching.
784
00:43:38,254 --> 00:43:41,223
I'm almost there.
Where? Don't. No. I can't...
785
00:43:41,391 --> 00:43:43,382
Almost there.
Um... Ooh.
786
00:43:43,559 --> 00:43:46,460
Yeah, come on. That's it.
787
00:43:46,629 --> 00:43:50,156
Move.
Yeah, it's coming.
788
00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:53,158
Here it comes. Here it comes.
789
00:43:53,336 --> 00:43:55,463
[GRUNTS THEN YELLS]
790
00:43:55,672 --> 00:43:59,005
[???]
791
00:43:59,175 --> 00:44:00,836
[PHONE BUZZING]
792
00:44:05,481 --> 00:44:07,415
JESSE [ON RECORDING]:
Hey. So I'm glad we can meet up.
793
00:44:07,583 --> 00:44:11,917
There's this place by me, Vegan Vittles
on Elysian Way. Call me if you get lost.
794
00:44:12,922 --> 00:44:15,447
What the fuck is a vegan vittle?
795
00:44:20,430 --> 00:44:22,295
Just tell her to be here tomorrow.
796
00:44:22,465 --> 00:44:23,693
Hey.
Sorry, one second.
797
00:44:23,866 --> 00:44:26,426
Just have to send this e-mail.
798
00:44:27,303 --> 00:44:28,531
There. Hi.
799
00:44:28,705 --> 00:44:30,969
Hi. What's up?
Ugh. A lot.
800
00:44:31,507 --> 00:44:34,635
Can I get some coffee, please?
We have yerba mat�.
801
00:44:34,811 --> 00:44:37,803
Oh. Um... Green tea?
We have decaf green tea.
802
00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:40,710
I'll just get some water.
Okay. Anything for you?
803
00:44:40,883 --> 00:44:43,113
I'd like the veganchilada, please.
WAITRESS: Sure.
804
00:44:43,286 --> 00:44:45,846
Cashew-cheese sauce on the side.
WAITRESS: Yeah.
805
00:44:46,022 --> 00:44:48,354
I'd like to take a look
at your seaweed menu.
806
00:44:48,524 --> 00:44:50,958
Yeah. There you go.
807
00:44:51,127 --> 00:44:53,687
No, I'm good, thanks.
Oh. Awesome. Baltic kelp.
808
00:44:53,863 --> 00:44:56,127
WAITRESS: Yep.
Ha-ha. I'll have that. Thank you.
809
00:44:56,399 --> 00:44:57,832
[BOTH SPEAK IN HINDl]
810
00:44:58,501 --> 00:44:59,968
Wow.
You look good.
811
00:45:00,136 --> 00:45:01,899
Thanks. You look good too.
812
00:45:02,138 --> 00:45:04,470
Oh. I've been doing a lot of Pilates.
813
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,801
Really?
Yeah. Veronica's a dancer.
814
00:45:06,976 --> 00:45:11,208
She has all this equipment at her house,
so I've just been getting into it.
815
00:45:11,381 --> 00:45:12,746
[CLEARS THROAT]
816
00:45:14,350 --> 00:45:18,081
Well, I know all this
has been really weird.
817
00:45:18,254 --> 00:45:20,722
It's only weird if you think it's weird.
818
00:45:21,691 --> 00:45:23,022
Okay.
819
00:45:23,192 --> 00:45:27,629
There's apparently a holdup
on the divorce papers on your end,
820
00:45:28,531 --> 00:45:31,227
and Veronica's actually
not a citizen, so...
821
00:45:31,401 --> 00:45:34,234
What? Where's she from?
Belgium.
822
00:45:34,404 --> 00:45:36,269
Oh. Belgium. Elegant.
823
00:45:36,439 --> 00:45:38,031
What?
Nothing.
824
00:45:38,207 --> 00:45:41,199
Point is, we need to get married,
825
00:45:41,377 --> 00:45:45,837
and I'm really sorry to bug you, but I
really need you to sign those papers.
826
00:45:46,716 --> 00:45:48,183
Uh-huh. Heh.
827
00:45:49,018 --> 00:45:50,042
Okay, Jesse.
828
00:45:50,219 --> 00:45:54,349
Well, I've been busy with work,
because some of us work for a living
829
00:45:54,524 --> 00:45:59,086
so I'm sorry I haven't had time to focus
on helping you get on with your new life.
830
00:45:59,262 --> 00:46:00,752
I know. I'm sorry.
831
00:46:02,064 --> 00:46:06,023
What makes you think you're suitable
to be a dad, even?
832
00:46:06,235 --> 00:46:09,636
We never talked about kids.
You had reservations about kids.
833
00:46:09,806 --> 00:46:12,934
I had reservations about kids with you.
Yeah, well, ditto.
834
00:46:13,109 --> 00:46:15,737
I think Veronica's
gonna be an amazing mother.
835
00:46:16,479 --> 00:46:18,379
Low blow.
836
00:46:19,882 --> 00:46:21,474
I'll sign the papers.
837
00:46:21,684 --> 00:46:23,948
You're ridiculous.
This place is ridiculous.
838
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,816
Fucking cashew-vegan-kelp bullshit.
839
00:46:30,827 --> 00:46:33,057
Jesse's a fucking vegan?
840
00:46:33,229 --> 00:46:35,254
Yeah, a vegan whose work
is being shown.
841
00:46:35,431 --> 00:46:37,331
At the Gagosian.
At the Gagos...?
842
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:38,558
What?
Yep.
843
00:46:38,734 --> 00:46:40,929
How does anybody even know
about his art...?
844
00:46:41,103 --> 00:46:43,503
Know what?
I don't wanna know anything.
845
00:46:43,706 --> 00:46:45,799
My God, he's on fire right now.
846
00:46:45,975 --> 00:46:48,637
Breaking up with me
was the best thing he ever did.
847
00:46:48,811 --> 00:46:50,779
I should break up with me.
Oh, stop.
848
00:46:50,947 --> 00:46:53,507
Somebody else's success
does not mean your demise.
849
00:46:53,716 --> 00:46:54,978
Except for Jesse's.
850
00:46:55,151 --> 00:46:57,847
What are you guys dressed as again?
BOTH: Bieber.
851
00:46:58,020 --> 00:47:00,648
Ooh. He just got a buzz cut.
What? Fuck!
852
00:47:00,823 --> 00:47:02,085
Shut up.
When?
853
00:47:02,258 --> 00:47:04,158
Like two hours ago. It was on Perez.
854
00:47:04,327 --> 00:47:06,295
Goddamn it.
His hair was everything.
855
00:47:06,462 --> 00:47:07,986
He's really talented.
856
00:47:08,231 --> 00:47:12,429
What's with the costume parties
in the middle of the summer? Hot.
857
00:47:12,635 --> 00:47:16,162
[???]
858
00:47:16,873 --> 00:47:18,135
I need to fucking drink.
859
00:47:18,307 --> 00:47:20,832
Car bombs in the fucking kitchen.
CELESTE: Yes.
860
00:47:21,010 --> 00:47:22,978
No.
Yes, I'm doing that. Yes.
861
00:47:23,145 --> 00:47:25,670
You wanna wait a little bit?
862
00:47:25,848 --> 00:47:28,373
I say "car," you say "bomb." Car!
Bomb!
863
00:47:28,551 --> 00:47:30,178
Three, two, one, drink!
864
00:47:30,386 --> 00:47:32,377
MAN 1: Three, two, one. She lost.
MAN 2: Come on.
865
00:47:32,555 --> 00:47:34,386
MAN 1: She lost.
MAN 2: That's pretty good for...
866
00:47:34,557 --> 00:47:37,117
MAN 1: No, don't be nice. Hey.
Ugh.
867
00:47:37,293 --> 00:47:39,693
What even are you supposed to be?
868
00:47:39,862 --> 00:47:42,330
MAN 2: Yeah.
What? Oh, white trash.
869
00:47:42,498 --> 00:47:44,329
What is that?
White trash.
870
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:46,627
White "shrash"? Shrash?
White trash.
871
00:47:46,802 --> 00:47:48,235
It's white trash.
872
00:47:48,404 --> 00:47:51,464
Celeste.
Yoga.
873
00:47:51,641 --> 00:47:55,577
I haven't seen you there in a while.
I know. I've been running a lot.
874
00:47:55,778 --> 00:48:00,215
It really helps you keep in better shape.
I can see that's important to you.
875
00:48:00,416 --> 00:48:04,477
Mm. How's your practice?
876
00:48:04,654 --> 00:48:07,054
That's funny. White trash?
877
00:48:07,290 --> 00:48:11,784
Mm-hm. What are you?
I'm a cereal killer, obviously.
878
00:48:11,994 --> 00:48:13,154
[CHUCKLES]
879
00:48:13,329 --> 00:48:14,887
Hey, you were right.
880
00:48:15,064 --> 00:48:17,726
What do you mean?
You were right about me.
881
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:20,926
The car, the phone,
882
00:48:21,103 --> 00:48:22,161
the yoga.
883
00:48:22,338 --> 00:48:25,330
Except I went to an lvy League school.
I went to Cornell.
884
00:48:25,508 --> 00:48:27,908
Congratulations.
Thanks, man.
885
00:48:28,077 --> 00:48:29,704
That's barely an lvy.
PAUL: I know.
886
00:48:29,879 --> 00:48:31,847
Barely.
887
00:48:32,515 --> 00:48:34,608
Do you smoke?
At parties.
888
00:48:34,817 --> 00:48:36,011
Let's go. Me too.
889
00:48:36,218 --> 00:48:38,015
[PAUL AND CELESTE LAUGHING]
890
00:48:38,621 --> 00:48:43,581
I'm sorry for that day at the studio.
I just feel really open after yoga.
891
00:48:43,826 --> 00:48:46,727
Shh. Don't say "open." No.
892
00:48:46,896 --> 00:48:49,364
Your costume is so great.
You're gonna ruin it.
893
00:48:49,532 --> 00:48:52,126
I'm kidding.
You know why I go to yoga?
894
00:48:52,335 --> 00:48:55,065
I go to yoga to meet girls.
895
00:48:55,638 --> 00:48:56,900
I believe that.
You do?
896
00:48:57,073 --> 00:48:58,438
Yeah. Heh.
897
00:49:01,043 --> 00:49:04,479
Speaking of, what's the deal
with you and me? I mean, are we?
898
00:49:05,247 --> 00:49:09,377
Is it happening or what?
Um...
899
00:49:09,552 --> 00:49:11,281
Well, the deal with you and me
900
00:49:11,454 --> 00:49:14,446
is that my husband of six years
wants a divorce
901
00:49:14,624 --> 00:49:19,220
because he wants to marry the woman
who's carrying his child.
902
00:49:19,395 --> 00:49:22,057
That's the deal with you and me.
903
00:49:22,398 --> 00:49:24,059
Sounds tough.
904
00:49:24,233 --> 00:49:26,394
He barely knows her.
905
00:49:27,103 --> 00:49:29,435
He's just lost,
906
00:49:29,605 --> 00:49:35,373
and he's just going about everything
so wrong.
907
00:49:36,112 --> 00:49:37,977
And you're right.
908
00:49:38,581 --> 00:49:40,572
Now what?
909
00:49:40,783 --> 00:49:42,683
[MR. LITTLE JEANS' "RESCUE SONG
(RAC REMIX)" PLAYING]
910
00:49:42,885 --> 00:49:44,477
What does that mean?
911
00:49:44,654 --> 00:49:47,589
I mean, do you wanna be right,
or do you wanna be happy?
912
00:49:47,757 --> 00:49:51,921
Okay, listen, Yoga,
I don't wanna be right.
I know I'm right, okay?
913
00:49:52,094 --> 00:49:56,258
People will let you down.
I have accepted that fact.
914
00:49:56,432 --> 00:49:58,866
But knowing that,
915
00:49:59,035 --> 00:50:02,766
makes it impossible to be happy.
916
00:50:02,938 --> 00:50:04,599
But at least it's fucking real.
917
00:50:06,342 --> 00:50:09,277
No one has ever given
a more self-righteous monologue
918
00:50:09,445 --> 00:50:11,970
wearing a trash bag.
CELESTE: Shut up.
919
00:50:12,214 --> 00:50:14,842
Oh, whoa.
Okay, drunkie, let's go home.
920
00:50:15,017 --> 00:50:16,348
Paul.
Justin Bieber.
921
00:50:16,519 --> 00:50:17,781
PAUL:
Justin Bieber. Hi.
922
00:50:17,953 --> 00:50:19,045
BETH: Justin Bieber too.
Hi.
923
00:50:19,221 --> 00:50:20,313
Just kidding. Beth.
924
00:50:20,489 --> 00:50:21,979
You want another drink?
Two.
925
00:50:22,158 --> 00:50:23,921
One drink.
One drink.
926
00:50:24,126 --> 00:50:28,392
? I'm gonna rescue you
So you can rescue me too ?
927
00:50:28,564 --> 00:50:32,500
? Make it a rendezvous ?
928
00:50:34,837 --> 00:50:37,670
? I got my best dress on ?
929
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,638
? And you've a smile and a bruise ?
930
00:50:40,810 --> 00:50:46,339
? So come and rescue me
And me you ??
931
00:50:54,056 --> 00:50:54,090
[CELESTE SIGHS]
932
00:50:54,090 --> 00:50:55,489
[CELESTE SIGHS]
933
00:51:02,331 --> 00:51:05,732
JESSE [ON RECORDING]:
Hey, you've reached Jesse.
Leave me a message.
934
00:51:05,901 --> 00:51:10,964
CELESTE:
Hey, I still have a bunch of your shit.
I'm just gonna drop it off. Okay.
935
00:51:25,888 --> 00:51:27,879
[???]
936
00:51:33,629 --> 00:51:34,857
[SIGHS]
937
00:51:40,002 --> 00:51:42,698
You're gonna be a really good dad.
938
00:51:42,872 --> 00:51:45,102
What made you say that?
939
00:51:45,508 --> 00:51:49,706
Um... I don't know. I just know it.
940
00:51:57,286 --> 00:52:02,781
Well, that's an extravagant purchase for
a freelance artist and his Belgian bride.
941
00:52:07,029 --> 00:52:08,553
[SIGHS]
942
00:52:09,331 --> 00:52:12,391
Oh. Shit.
943
00:52:12,568 --> 00:52:14,627
Shit, shit, shit.
944
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,105
I just realized
I don't know your middle name.
945
00:52:21,610 --> 00:52:26,013
Um... It's, um, Godelieve.
Goldleaf?
946
00:52:26,182 --> 00:52:30,585
No, Godelieve.
It means "loved by the gods."
947
00:52:30,753 --> 00:52:32,550
It's Dutch.
948
00:52:34,490 --> 00:52:36,617
Pretty.
Thanks.
949
00:52:36,792 --> 00:52:39,852
What's yours? Ha-ha-ha.
Mordechai.
950
00:52:40,596 --> 00:52:43,030
Okay. What does it mean?
951
00:52:43,199 --> 00:52:47,533
It means I'm very, very Jewish.
Right.
952
00:52:47,703 --> 00:52:48,931
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
953
00:52:59,949 --> 00:53:01,849
JESSE:
Celeste?
954
00:53:04,019 --> 00:53:05,816
Hey.
955
00:53:06,021 --> 00:53:08,489
Hey. What are you doing here?
956
00:53:09,091 --> 00:53:12,686
Um, I just was dropping off
some of your stuff.
957
00:53:12,862 --> 00:53:15,057
Why were you in the trash can?
958
00:53:15,231 --> 00:53:16,459
I lost something.
959
00:53:16,632 --> 00:53:17,724
In the trash?
Yeah.
960
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:21,131
It was my bracelet, but I got it back.
So it's... I'm fine.
961
00:53:22,838 --> 00:53:24,237
Oh, you remember Veronica.
962
00:53:24,406 --> 00:53:27,739
Yes. Hi. Wow, you're so pregnant.
Oh, my God.
963
00:53:27,910 --> 00:53:30,037
Yeah.
I love your sweater.
964
00:53:30,212 --> 00:53:32,009
Oh, thank you.
Good compliment.
965
00:53:32,181 --> 00:53:34,843
I'm gonna go,
because I'm late for something, so...
966
00:53:35,017 --> 00:53:37,076
Sure you don't wanna come in for tea?
967
00:53:37,253 --> 00:53:40,916
No, no, you guys
have a good afternight.
I'm gonna...
968
00:53:41,123 --> 00:53:42,215
Is that mine?
969
00:53:43,425 --> 00:53:46,019
What? Oh. Yeah,
I don't know how I got...
970
00:53:46,195 --> 00:53:49,392
I'm so glad we did this. Bye, you guys.
Okay.
971
00:53:49,565 --> 00:53:51,328
[DOORBELL RINGS
THEN KNOCK ON DOOR]
972
00:53:52,501 --> 00:53:56,096
Step out of the shadows, girl,
and into the light.
973
00:53:56,272 --> 00:53:59,764
Chips are gonna fall, you know?
No need to trip.
974
00:53:59,942 --> 00:54:02,877
What are they like together?
Who?
975
00:54:03,078 --> 00:54:04,170
[SHABAZZ PALACES'
"RECOLLECTIONS OF THE WRAITH"
PLAYING OVER STEREO]
976
00:54:04,346 --> 00:54:06,075
Oh, Jesse and Veronica?
Yeah.
977
00:54:06,849 --> 00:54:08,942
They're okay, you know?
978
00:54:09,151 --> 00:54:13,451
He's trying, but it's not all rainbows
and unicorns over there, you know?
979
00:54:13,656 --> 00:54:16,022
So they're not happy?
No, I didn't say that.
980
00:54:16,592 --> 00:54:18,423
Listen, he's my friend, you know,
981
00:54:18,594 --> 00:54:22,121
and I love him,
but you're my friend too, you know?
982
00:54:22,298 --> 00:54:26,530
And if you ever need, like,
any kind of special friendship,
983
00:54:26,702 --> 00:54:29,967
you know, like, just someone
to be with you and hold you
984
00:54:30,172 --> 00:54:34,700
and caress you and be good to you
in ways that maybe guys aren't,
985
00:54:35,611 --> 00:54:37,272
I think I could be that guy.
986
00:54:37,446 --> 00:54:41,350
No.
Good. Good, good. Uh...
987
00:54:41,383 --> 00:54:43,476
CELESTE:
So where do you live?
988
00:54:43,686 --> 00:54:45,881
PAUL:
I'm in Westwood, in a condo.
989
00:54:46,055 --> 00:54:48,455
CELESTE: Cool.
PAUL: You're gonna love this place.
990
00:54:48,624 --> 00:54:51,092
Never been so relaxed in your life.
991
00:54:51,293 --> 00:54:52,954
Oh...
PAUL: There you go.
992
00:54:53,128 --> 00:54:55,619
CELESTE:
This is a very unique place
to take a date.
993
00:54:55,798 --> 00:54:57,493
Yeah, I take all my dates here.
994
00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:00,100
Oh, I feel so special.
You are.
995
00:55:00,269 --> 00:55:01,293
Right, Nana?
996
00:55:01,470 --> 00:55:03,461
They all are.
997
00:55:03,639 --> 00:55:05,630
How's being right going for you?
998
00:55:05,808 --> 00:55:10,074
[GRUNTING]
Oh, you know, not that well, really.
999
00:55:10,245 --> 00:55:13,408
I was on a real winning streak.
That's why I called you.
1000
00:55:13,582 --> 00:55:15,675
You know what? I'm happy you did.
1001
00:55:15,851 --> 00:55:19,617
Why would you take me to a place
where Asian people beat you up?
1002
00:55:19,788 --> 00:55:24,088
But how do you feel?
I feel... I feel really good, actually.
1003
00:55:24,259 --> 00:55:26,420
So shut up, then.
1004
00:55:26,595 --> 00:55:29,587
What are we doing now?
Don't try to control everything.
1005
00:55:29,765 --> 00:55:33,098
You need to let go.
In yoga, we call it vairagya.
1006
00:55:33,268 --> 00:55:35,532
Don't with the yoga.
1007
00:55:35,738 --> 00:55:36,762
MATT: Yo.
PAUL: What's up.
1008
00:55:36,939 --> 00:55:38,600
What's going on?
How you doing?
1009
00:55:38,774 --> 00:55:41,675
Hey, this is Celeste.
Celeste, what's up? Matt.
1010
00:55:41,844 --> 00:55:42,970
[PAUL SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
1011
00:55:43,145 --> 00:55:46,114
Is Louis here? Yeah? Good crowd?
1012
00:55:46,281 --> 00:55:50,047
Good crowd? Like your grandma?
Where are we?
1013
00:55:50,252 --> 00:55:51,879
What is this?
1014
00:55:52,054 --> 00:55:54,454
PAUL:
This is her first time here.
1015
00:55:54,623 --> 00:55:56,250
Check it out.
1016
00:55:56,458 --> 00:56:00,053
[LIVELY LATIN MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1017
00:56:00,763 --> 00:56:02,890
Oh, my God.
1018
00:56:05,701 --> 00:56:10,001
Wow. This place is really cool.
You sound surprised.
1019
00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:12,970
I am surprised. You live in Westwood.
1020
00:56:13,842 --> 00:56:16,276
[CELESTE LAUGHS]
1021
00:56:16,478 --> 00:56:19,003
What do you want to drink?
Uh... Beer?
1022
00:56:19,181 --> 00:56:20,512
Yeah.
CELESTE: Yeah?
1023
00:56:22,184 --> 00:56:24,175
PAUL:
How you doing, man?
1024
00:56:24,353 --> 00:56:27,322
Hi, sweetheart. Can I get two beers?
1025
00:56:29,058 --> 00:56:31,652
Don't burn yourself. Jesus.
1026
00:56:32,528 --> 00:56:34,428
Thank you.
Thanks.
1027
00:56:34,596 --> 00:56:36,826
Cheers.
Cheers.
1028
00:56:39,168 --> 00:56:41,898
This is quite a spot.
1029
00:56:43,939 --> 00:56:47,238
Uh-oh. Oh, no.
1030
00:56:49,011 --> 00:56:52,208
You like to dance?
Yeah. Guess you do too.
1031
00:56:52,381 --> 00:56:54,349
You're good.
Oh, you're good.
1032
00:56:54,516 --> 00:56:56,006
[BOTH LAUGH]
1033
00:56:57,686 --> 00:56:59,017
Whoo.
1034
00:57:00,022 --> 00:57:01,717
[LAUGHING]
1035
00:57:10,466 --> 00:57:11,899
Whoo.
1036
00:57:15,771 --> 00:57:16,931
What was that for?
1037
00:57:17,106 --> 00:57:21,406
Vairagya, bro.
Don't try to control everything.
1038
00:57:32,121 --> 00:57:35,557
I really like the logo.
Oh, good. Yeah, I think it's perfect.
1039
00:57:35,724 --> 00:57:38,215
Yeah, the Keith Haring influence
is pretty cool.
1040
00:57:38,393 --> 00:57:40,725
Yeah, there is a little bit
of that going on. Wow.
1041
00:57:40,896 --> 00:57:43,160
Are you mocking me?
No, I just, uh...
1042
00:57:43,365 --> 00:57:46,129
I'm impressed that you know about art.
1043
00:57:46,301 --> 00:57:49,293
Why? Because I'm a pop star
or because I was homeschooled?
1044
00:57:49,471 --> 00:57:52,269
Whatever.
Do you know what your problem is?
1045
00:57:52,441 --> 00:57:56,434
Contempt prior to investigation.
I'm sorry?
1046
00:57:56,612 --> 00:58:01,743
You think you're smarter
than everybody,
and that is your dark little prison.
1047
00:58:01,917 --> 00:58:03,077
Nice shoes.
1048
00:58:06,588 --> 00:58:08,954
CELESTE:
Dark little prison?
1049
00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:11,952
You don't know my life.
You don't know me.
1050
00:58:12,127 --> 00:58:16,257
You know what's a dark little prison
is having to wear midriffs for a living.
1051
00:58:16,431 --> 00:58:19,025
That's a dark little prison.
Give me a break.
1052
00:58:19,201 --> 00:58:21,169
That's what I'm talking about.
1053
00:58:21,403 --> 00:58:23,200
[???]
1054
00:58:23,405 --> 00:58:25,270
What the fuck?
1055
00:58:34,983 --> 00:58:37,952
I started smoking again.
Yeah, I can see that.
1056
00:58:41,523 --> 00:58:45,459
I don't know what the rules are,
and I'm sure I'm breaking them,
1057
00:58:45,627 --> 00:58:49,063
but I really miss you.
1058
00:58:50,866 --> 00:58:52,857
[???]
1059
00:58:54,436 --> 00:58:56,370
Do you wanna come in?
1060
00:58:56,538 --> 00:59:00,565
Veronica's actually pretty good friends
with the assistant gallerist there,
1061
00:59:00,742 --> 00:59:03,006
and he really liked my stuff, so...
1062
00:59:03,178 --> 00:59:06,739
I don't know, we'll see.
Jess, that's so great.
1063
00:59:06,949 --> 00:59:09,918
I'm so happy for you.
Yeah.
1064
00:59:10,085 --> 00:59:13,486
Yeah, it's great.
1065
00:59:16,692 --> 00:59:18,182
Whoo.
1066
00:59:21,964 --> 00:59:24,558
I should probably get home.
Yeah.
1067
00:59:25,467 --> 00:59:27,662
It's really nice to see you.
1068
01:00:09,011 --> 01:00:10,638
You should go.
1069
01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:19,046
Can't we just lie here a little bit?
1070
01:00:43,345 --> 01:00:47,782
Can't believe I'm having a baby
and it's not with you.
1071
01:00:54,056 --> 01:00:56,047
[PHONE BUZZING]
1072
01:01:06,435 --> 01:01:07,629
Yeah?
1073
01:01:07,803 --> 01:01:10,567
SCOTT [OVER PHONE]:
Hey, we have a massive problem
on our hands.
1074
01:01:11,173 --> 01:01:14,108
CELESTE:
I don't, uh... I don't see anything.
1075
01:01:14,976 --> 01:01:19,504
Hmm? It's a penis and a butt.
1076
01:01:20,215 --> 01:01:23,207
Really? No, I don't... I don't see it.
1077
01:01:24,286 --> 01:01:27,346
SCOTT:
There's a penis,
and there's the penis going into the butt.
1078
01:01:30,025 --> 01:01:33,392
Oh... Oh, my God.
1079
01:01:33,595 --> 01:01:38,532
Oh, my God, it's a cock...
It's a cock... It's a cock in a butt.
1080
01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:40,725
Oh, my Go...
1081
01:01:40,902 --> 01:01:44,065
Oh, my God. That's really bad.
1082
01:01:44,239 --> 01:01:45,797
This isn't a joke, Celeste.
1083
01:01:45,974 --> 01:01:49,000
There's homosexual butt sex
in the logo.
1084
01:01:49,177 --> 01:01:53,511
Does Riley think we're stupid?
I mean, who are these sick people?
1085
01:01:53,682 --> 01:01:56,549
Neither Riley nor a representative
from Pop Form,
1086
01:01:56,718 --> 01:01:59,744
the marketing company responsible,
could be reached...
1087
01:02:02,758 --> 01:02:03,816
[???]
1088
01:02:25,147 --> 01:02:27,138
[???]
1089
01:02:29,885 --> 01:02:30,909
There you go.
1090
01:02:31,086 --> 01:02:33,577
Let me know if you need anything else.
Thanks.
1091
01:02:38,927 --> 01:02:41,418
Hey.
Hey.
1092
01:02:42,531 --> 01:02:44,863
Thanks for meeting me here.
1093
01:02:45,033 --> 01:02:46,762
I don't know what I'm wearing.
1094
01:02:46,935 --> 01:02:50,200
You kind of look like a crazy cat lady.
Yeah.
1095
01:02:50,372 --> 01:02:54,308
I just can't buy anything nice,
because they'll just ruin it, you know?
1096
01:02:57,245 --> 01:03:00,737
Look, Celeste...
No, let me just say something, okay?
1097
01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:03,976
I don't know what's going on
in your other situation,
1098
01:03:04,186 --> 01:03:08,122
but for the record, I fucked up.
1099
01:03:08,290 --> 01:03:12,920
I was cavalier with you,
and I took us for granted.
1100
01:03:13,094 --> 01:03:17,724
And I know this sounds crazy,
but I would be remiss if I didn't just...
1101
01:03:17,899 --> 01:03:22,632
If you were open to it,
I feel like I could do better,
1102
01:03:22,804 --> 01:03:25,830
with you, with us.
1103
01:03:26,007 --> 01:03:30,103
And if there is still a chance,
I'd love to know.
1104
01:03:37,452 --> 01:03:39,579
Jesse.
1105
01:03:40,121 --> 01:03:41,918
I'm sorry.
1106
01:03:43,458 --> 01:03:44,618
I can't.
1107
01:03:47,529 --> 01:03:52,523
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]
1108
01:03:53,368 --> 01:03:55,165
CELESTE:
Hey.
1109
01:03:56,872 --> 01:03:59,602
Hey. Why'd you come over last night?
1110
01:04:00,775 --> 01:04:02,868
I don't know.
No, I think you do know.
1111
01:04:03,044 --> 01:04:06,946
It was a mistake. I shouldn't have come.
You fucking coward.
1112
01:04:07,115 --> 01:04:08,810
I'm having a baby.
1113
01:04:08,984 --> 01:04:11,976
I need to figure out a way
to make it work with Veronica.
1114
01:04:12,153 --> 01:04:15,281
I'm trying to change.
Why didn't you change for me?
1115
01:04:15,457 --> 01:04:17,220
I don't think you really wanted me to.
1116
01:04:17,392 --> 01:04:19,792
Wow. Wow.
1117
01:04:19,961 --> 01:04:22,395
All I did was wait for you to grow up.
1118
01:04:22,564 --> 01:04:25,226
I rooted for you.
I fucking paid for everything.
1119
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,563
I did everything for you.
Yeah, and I was never your equal.
1120
01:04:28,770 --> 01:04:30,533
I think you preferred it that way.
1121
01:04:30,705 --> 01:04:34,402
Wait. Wait. I know that my success
was never okay for you.
1122
01:04:35,777 --> 01:04:39,042
What do you want?
I want you to admit that you're wrong.
1123
01:04:39,214 --> 01:04:40,545
Wrong about what?
1124
01:04:40,715 --> 01:04:44,082
What did you expect me to do,
wait for you to meet someone first?
1125
01:04:44,286 --> 01:04:46,220
Is that how you saw it happening?
1126
01:04:46,388 --> 01:04:49,380
Look, I didn't expect to meet someone
so fast, but I did.
1127
01:04:49,558 --> 01:04:52,721
I have a real chance of being happy.
I don't wanna blow that.
1128
01:04:52,894 --> 01:04:57,024
Well, you know what, Jesse?
You definitely will blow it.
1129
01:04:58,733 --> 01:05:00,064
Wow.
1130
01:05:00,235 --> 01:05:02,499
You know, I feel sorry for you.
1131
01:05:02,671 --> 01:05:05,799
You might actually be alone
your whole life.
1132
01:05:06,708 --> 01:05:10,667
Don't ever call me.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
1133
01:05:12,113 --> 01:05:14,104
[???]
1134
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,757
No, no, no.
1135
01:05:26,928 --> 01:05:29,123
No, no, no.
1136
01:05:29,331 --> 01:05:30,457
No, no.
1137
01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:33,590
Okay.
1138
01:05:37,205 --> 01:05:38,640
Thank you.
1139
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,609
[WILLIAM BELL'S
"LOVE WILL FIND A WAY"
PLAYING]
1140
01:05:42,644 --> 01:05:46,444
CELESTE: Ugh. He's so sad.
SKILLZ: Totally.
1141
01:05:46,615 --> 01:05:48,480
Wait. Hmm?
1142
01:05:49,884 --> 01:05:53,081
No. He's painting little rabbits.
He's so happy.
1143
01:05:53,254 --> 01:05:57,088
He's so sad. I know. I went to art camp.
1144
01:05:58,994 --> 01:06:01,087
Oh, word?
1145
01:06:01,963 --> 01:06:03,624
Fuck.
1146
01:06:03,798 --> 01:06:05,732
All right.
1147
01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:08,994
If that's how it's going down,
that's how it's going down right now.
1148
01:06:09,170 --> 01:06:11,001
[BUBBLING]
1149
01:06:11,172 --> 01:06:13,140
Hit it. Go get it.
1150
01:06:14,142 --> 01:06:16,906
? Believe me when I say ??
1151
01:06:17,078 --> 01:06:18,670
[COUGHS]
1152
01:06:19,381 --> 01:06:22,282
That's the best thing
that's happened to me in months.
1153
01:06:22,450 --> 01:06:24,475
Shit will get better.
1154
01:06:24,653 --> 01:06:26,678
Will it? You don't know that.
1155
01:06:29,591 --> 01:06:33,857
I can't believe he did this to me.
Who? J?
1156
01:06:34,029 --> 01:06:37,328
He didn't do nothing.
You wanted a divorce.
1157
01:06:37,499 --> 01:06:39,490
Yeah, but I didn't want it like this.
1158
01:06:39,668 --> 01:06:43,126
When we're no longer able
to change a situation,
1159
01:06:43,304 --> 01:06:46,171
we're challenged
to change ourselves.
1160
01:06:46,341 --> 01:06:49,777
Huh? Hmm.
Viktor Frankl.
1161
01:06:49,944 --> 01:06:52,208
Or Biggie Smalls.
It might be Biggie Smalls.
1162
01:06:52,414 --> 01:06:54,848
I don't know. I don't remember.
1163
01:06:55,016 --> 01:06:57,507
Fuck, man. I am fucking high.
Are you high?
1164
01:06:57,952 --> 01:07:00,887
I'm so high. All right, I gotta go.
1165
01:07:01,056 --> 01:07:02,785
Can I come?
No.
1166
01:07:02,957 --> 01:07:05,187
Can you get me some Del Taco?
No.
1167
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,828
Do you think the Obamas
really love each other?
1168
01:07:07,996 --> 01:07:10,362
Yeah. Yeah, I really do.
1169
01:07:11,866 --> 01:07:12,924
No more questions.
1170
01:07:14,302 --> 01:07:17,237
Take it easy on that shit.
It is not for kids.
1171
01:07:22,444 --> 01:07:23,468
Ow.
1172
01:07:23,678 --> 01:07:29,378
? I see you in a lonely place ?
1173
01:07:29,551 --> 01:07:36,047
? How can you be so blind
You're still regretting ?
1174
01:07:36,224 --> 01:07:37,316
[BELCHES]
1175
01:07:37,525 --> 01:07:38,992
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1176
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:40,752
[WOMAN LAUGHS]
1177
01:07:41,663 --> 01:07:43,221
Hey.
1178
01:07:44,165 --> 01:07:45,257
Hi, honey.
Hi.
1179
01:07:45,467 --> 01:07:48,163
You remember Eileen.
You have more ranch dressing?
1180
01:07:48,336 --> 01:07:50,497
It's the fucking bomb.
Did you finish...?
1181
01:07:50,672 --> 01:07:52,572
Beth is getting married.
1182
01:07:52,741 --> 01:07:56,677
I was married once. You remember?
These guys are in for a fucking dogfight.
1183
01:07:56,845 --> 01:07:58,779
Let's go get you a soda.
A dogfight.
1184
01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:00,174
You're a dogfight.
1185
01:08:00,348 --> 01:08:02,373
I don't wanna be alone forever.
1186
01:08:02,550 --> 01:08:05,713
Oh, honey.
You're not gonna be alone forever.
1187
01:08:05,887 --> 01:08:08,355
You're just in a time-out
till you sober up.
1188
01:08:08,523 --> 01:08:11,390
I'm gonna sit here.
I'm not gonna embarrass you, okay?
1189
01:08:11,559 --> 01:08:12,753
Okay.
Okay.
1190
01:08:14,796 --> 01:08:19,733
? Are you expecting to find the love ?
1191
01:08:19,901 --> 01:08:22,529
? Love that's right ?
1192
01:08:22,704 --> 01:08:27,869
? Darling, open your eyes
Let me show you the light ?
1193
01:08:28,042 --> 01:08:30,272
SKILLZ:
We should get Nick Nolte
out of here, huh?
1194
01:08:30,445 --> 01:08:32,743
? Find love that's right ??
1195
01:08:32,914 --> 01:08:35,815
CELESTE:
Hey, Riley. I am calling to talk to you
1196
01:08:36,017 --> 01:08:40,283
about the error in your logo.
1197
01:08:40,455 --> 01:08:42,286
I'm so, so sorry.
1198
01:08:42,457 --> 01:08:46,621
And I just wanna let you know
that I am on top of it.
1199
01:08:46,795 --> 01:08:48,786
Please call me back. Thank you.
1200
01:08:48,963 --> 01:08:53,059
Do you feel like the dress I'm wearing
reads more like eggshell or rose petal?
1201
01:08:53,234 --> 01:08:56,726
Rose petal's okay.
Eggshell is too whitish
to do two days in a row.
1202
01:08:56,905 --> 01:08:59,066
You look great.
Honey, I need your help.
1203
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,640
I have like an hour, and you owe me
1204
01:09:01,810 --> 01:09:03,835
because you humped
my nana yesterday.
1205
01:09:04,045 --> 01:09:05,808
The fuck does Riley Banks know?
1206
01:09:06,548 --> 01:09:08,675
Uh... Nothing. She's a tart.
1207
01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:11,751
Yes, she's a tart.
She's got a cute little hot bod.
1208
01:09:11,953 --> 01:09:14,080
Ew.
She's moderately talented.
1209
01:09:14,255 --> 01:09:17,122
Not even.
Five years and it's a wrap on that face.
1210
01:09:17,292 --> 01:09:18,281
Lf. Three, four.
1211
01:09:18,459 --> 01:09:20,586
Why is she telling me anything
about my life?
1212
01:09:20,762 --> 01:09:22,423
She's a stupid litt...
1213
01:09:25,366 --> 01:09:29,200
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What?
1214
01:09:29,370 --> 01:09:32,066
I never hung up.
I didn't hang up the call.
1215
01:09:32,607 --> 01:09:36,270
RILEY [OVER PHONE]:
? Over here and under there ??
1216
01:09:36,444 --> 01:09:38,002
Crap.
1217
01:09:38,513 --> 01:09:42,711
[UPBEAT POP SONG
PLAYING OVER PHONE]
1218
01:09:42,884 --> 01:09:44,647
You gotta get it.
1219
01:09:45,286 --> 01:09:47,186
Hey, Riley, what's up?
1220
01:09:48,456 --> 01:09:49,889
[CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1221
01:09:50,091 --> 01:09:51,888
Hi. Um...
1222
01:09:52,093 --> 01:09:55,153
Listen, l... This is a really nice place.
1223
01:09:55,330 --> 01:09:58,561
The thing is,
I've been having a hard time
in my own life.
1224
01:09:58,733 --> 01:10:02,134
So when you said that thing
about contempt and investigation...
1225
01:10:02,303 --> 01:10:05,329
Can you just shut up for a minute?
1226
01:10:06,975 --> 01:10:11,207
I just found out
that my boyfriend cheated on me.
1227
01:10:12,247 --> 01:10:13,612
Oh.
1228
01:10:14,616 --> 01:10:18,347
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
I didn't even know you had a boyfriend.
1229
01:10:18,853 --> 01:10:20,718
Yeah, exactly. Nobody knew.
1230
01:10:20,889 --> 01:10:24,985
He didn't want anyone to know, because
it would be bad for his image and...
1231
01:10:25,159 --> 01:10:26,922
He's just such a fucking asshole.
1232
01:10:27,128 --> 01:10:31,360
Now my career might be over because
you decided to put a penis in my logo.
1233
01:10:32,901 --> 01:10:37,167
Thank you for that.
I know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1234
01:10:40,275 --> 01:10:41,333
Come here.
1235
01:10:41,509 --> 01:10:44,774
Why?
Come here. Just come here. It's okay.
1236
01:10:44,946 --> 01:10:46,607
It's okay. It's okay.
1237
01:10:46,781 --> 01:10:51,844
I'm just so sad. And tired.
1238
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:54,420
And now I'm gonna be alone like you.
1239
01:10:55,056 --> 01:10:58,287
Okay, you don't know
what you're saying right now. It's okay.
1240
01:10:58,526 --> 01:11:00,357
[CROWD SHOUTING OVER TV]
1241
01:11:00,528 --> 01:11:02,519
[MAN TALKING IN GERMAN OVER TV]
1242
01:11:06,301 --> 01:11:07,598
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
1243
01:11:16,577 --> 01:11:19,671
Are you crying about sports?
1244
01:11:20,448 --> 01:11:23,940
Just reminds me of someone.
1245
01:11:24,752 --> 01:11:25,946
Is this about a girl?
1246
01:11:27,722 --> 01:11:31,385
I'm not gay.
No, I know. I meant a boy.
1247
01:11:33,294 --> 01:11:34,318
Yeah.
1248
01:11:35,630 --> 01:11:37,427
Do you miss him?
1249
01:11:38,266 --> 01:11:40,097
Yeah, I do.
1250
01:11:41,202 --> 01:11:42,897
They all fucking suck.
1251
01:11:44,072 --> 01:11:45,767
Kind of.
1252
01:11:46,841 --> 01:11:50,834
It really never gets better?
Like, not even when you're old?
1253
01:11:53,781 --> 01:11:55,009
No.
1254
01:11:57,852 --> 01:11:59,752
But you do.
1255
01:12:00,221 --> 01:12:02,212
[SUNNY LEVINE'S
"NO OTHER PLANS" PLAYING]
1256
01:12:02,824 --> 01:12:05,850
Can we hug again?
Yeah.
1257
01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:12,462
I won't, no. Crap.
1258
01:12:12,633 --> 01:12:15,500
No, no, no. I'm at the airport.
1259
01:12:15,670 --> 01:12:17,604
Beth, I'm sitting at the gate.
1260
01:12:17,772 --> 01:12:19,467
Of course I have my dress.
1261
01:12:21,743 --> 01:12:25,804
Hi, sir. I'm so sorry to bother you,
but is there any way I could cut in line?
1262
01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:29,507
I'm the maid of honor at this wedding.
Hi. I'm sorry to bother you.
1263
01:12:29,684 --> 01:12:33,848
Maybe you heard me talking to the last
gentleman, but I need to get my dress.
1264
01:12:35,523 --> 01:12:39,516
? It hasn't always
Moved at that pace ?
1265
01:12:39,694 --> 01:12:42,561
? The records don't match the tapes ?
1266
01:12:42,897 --> 01:12:45,991
? Somebody holler if I make my case ?
1267
01:12:47,035 --> 01:12:49,799
? Sure it's just a matter of taste ?
1268
01:12:58,046 --> 01:13:02,176
? Nobody's saying nothing at all ?
1269
01:13:02,350 --> 01:13:05,649
? Baby
Why don't you break down the walls ?
1270
01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:09,517
? A little something to brace the fall ?
1271
01:13:09,690 --> 01:13:13,319
? Somebody help me place my call ?
1272
01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:23,364
? I know you think
You need the change ?
1273
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:27,533
? Otherwise you feel out of place ?
1274
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:31,007
? A little something to brace the fall ?
1275
01:13:31,179 --> 01:13:34,706
? Somebody help me place my call ?
1276
01:13:34,882 --> 01:13:42,254
? I'll be for free ?
1277
01:13:42,423 --> 01:13:47,520
? I'll make no other plans ??
1278
01:13:47,695 --> 01:13:51,062
[GUESTS LAUGHING & CHATTERING]
1279
01:13:51,699 --> 01:13:54,930
She pursued her love
Of Spanish men
1280
01:13:55,103 --> 01:13:58,436
But missed her Tucker
More than just a friend
1281
01:13:58,639 --> 01:14:00,106
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
1282
01:14:00,341 --> 01:14:03,469
Our princess returned home
To her loving prince
1283
01:14:03,644 --> 01:14:06,807
And they've been together
Ever since
1284
01:14:06,981 --> 01:14:09,245
ALL:
We love you, Bethy.
1285
01:14:09,450 --> 01:14:11,748
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1286
01:14:11,919 --> 01:14:15,286
Now we're gonna turn it over
to Celeste,
1287
01:14:15,456 --> 01:14:18,755
Beth's best friend in the world.
1288
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:20,951
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1289
01:14:27,635 --> 01:14:31,435
Wow. Oh. That... Thanks, girls.
1290
01:14:31,606 --> 01:14:35,975
That was...
There are no words for what that was.
1291
01:14:36,177 --> 01:14:37,804
Um... Ahem.
1292
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:41,141
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You fuck her.
1293
01:14:41,983 --> 01:14:43,780
[MAN LAUGHING]
1294
01:14:43,985 --> 01:14:46,647
Thank you, Reverend.
Appreciate it a lot.
1295
01:14:46,821 --> 01:14:51,520
It is not easy to get to Rhode Island
from Los Angeles.
1296
01:14:51,692 --> 01:14:57,995
There was a cab to a plane
to a cab to a train to a rental car.
1297
01:14:58,166 --> 01:15:00,361
There was maybe a rickshaw
in there somewhere.
1298
01:15:00,535 --> 01:15:01,763
[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]
1299
01:15:01,969 --> 01:15:03,459
Maybe a donkey. Heh-heh.
1300
01:15:03,638 --> 01:15:06,368
But the truth is,
1301
01:15:06,541 --> 01:15:10,944
I would go anywhere for Beth
1302
01:15:11,112 --> 01:15:14,809
because she's my best friend
and I love her so much,
1303
01:15:14,982 --> 01:15:17,143
and I'm so happy for her.
1304
01:15:17,318 --> 01:15:21,311
When we were in college,
senior year we had this tradition.
1305
01:15:21,489 --> 01:15:25,152
Beth and Tucker
and me and Jesse would meet,
1306
01:15:25,326 --> 01:15:28,818
come rain or shine,
every Sunday at the Bishop.
1307
01:15:28,996 --> 01:15:32,329
And there was always something there
with these two,
1308
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:34,627
even though they were just friends.
1309
01:15:34,802 --> 01:15:39,830
Just, like, an ease that they had
with each other.
1310
01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:42,976
They are perfect.
1311
01:15:43,878 --> 01:15:47,370
At last, love wins.
1312
01:15:48,816 --> 01:15:50,807
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1313
01:15:52,453 --> 01:15:53,818
[MIC FEEDBACKS]
1314
01:15:55,856 --> 01:15:57,346
Beth and Tucker,
1315
01:15:57,858 --> 01:16:01,851
you guys are lucky,
so lucky to be best friends.
1316
01:16:02,730 --> 01:16:04,857
Work hard at that.
1317
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,833
And respect that.
1318
01:16:10,037 --> 01:16:13,666
Um... Be patient.
1319
01:16:15,109 --> 01:16:16,974
And, uh...
1320
01:16:17,845 --> 01:16:20,575
you don't always have to be right.
1321
01:16:23,184 --> 01:16:25,209
Even if you are,
1322
01:16:26,487 --> 01:16:28,387
doesn't fucking matter anyway.
1323
01:16:30,992 --> 01:16:33,290
Fight for it every day.
1324
01:16:35,129 --> 01:16:37,063
I wish I had.
1325
01:16:38,132 --> 01:16:39,622
Cheers.
1326
01:16:39,867 --> 01:16:41,858
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1327
01:16:46,874 --> 01:16:48,865
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
1328
01:17:08,763 --> 01:17:12,062
This might not be the best time
to talk about it,
1329
01:17:12,233 --> 01:17:16,329
but at some point we're gonna
have to address Tucker's dance moves.
1330
01:17:20,775 --> 01:17:23,300
CELESTE:
Wow. Heh.
1331
01:17:23,544 --> 01:17:26,411
He's so special.
1332
01:17:28,049 --> 01:17:30,279
So your speech was, uh...
1333
01:17:30,451 --> 01:17:32,180
beautiful?
1334
01:17:35,823 --> 01:17:37,415
Thank you.
1335
01:17:38,492 --> 01:17:40,255
I meant it.
1336
01:17:41,929 --> 01:17:43,692
I know.
1337
01:17:47,468 --> 01:17:49,868
You know what else is beautiful?
1338
01:17:52,506 --> 01:17:54,098
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
1339
01:17:54,275 --> 01:17:56,266
Do we dare?
We do.
1340
01:17:56,444 --> 01:17:58,844
Here, in front of everyone?
Of course.
1341
01:17:59,013 --> 01:18:01,140
All right, maybe just once.
Oh, my God.
1342
01:18:01,315 --> 01:18:03,875
Talk to me. Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
1343
01:18:04,085 --> 01:18:05,985
Pointy tip, thick stem.
1344
01:18:06,153 --> 01:18:08,144
You're a bad boy.
You're a grower.
1345
01:18:08,322 --> 01:18:10,882
You have graduated
and moved on to an adult life.
1346
01:18:11,092 --> 01:18:12,992
Oh, God. Oh, no.
Oh, God. Oh, no.
1347
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,788
I'm a baby corn. I'm not a big corn.
Oh, my God.
1348
01:18:15,963 --> 01:18:17,988
Oh, my God.
Oh, God. Oh.
1349
01:18:18,165 --> 01:18:21,794
Oh, dude, it's so rotten.
1350
01:18:21,969 --> 01:18:23,630
Hey.
1351
01:18:23,804 --> 01:18:26,534
Hey.
What are you guys doing?
1352
01:18:26,707 --> 01:18:29,835
Oh, nothing. Just...
It's this thing that Jesse and I do.
1353
01:18:30,010 --> 01:18:34,344
We take this thing that resembles,
like, a tiny little penis,
1354
01:18:34,515 --> 01:18:36,745
and then we, like: Ah...
1355
01:18:37,685 --> 01:18:39,175
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1356
01:18:39,387 --> 01:18:42,322
I don't really get it.
CELESTE: It's stupid.
1357
01:18:42,490 --> 01:18:45,050
It's stupid.
They're about to serve dinner.
1358
01:18:45,226 --> 01:18:46,386
JESSE: Okay.
Wanna sit down?
1359
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,152
JESSE:
Yeah, yeah.
1360
01:18:48,329 --> 01:18:50,854
See you on the dance floor, Celeste?
Yeah.
1361
01:18:52,133 --> 01:18:53,157
BETH:
Do it, do it, do it.
1362
01:18:53,768 --> 01:18:55,133
[BETH LAUGHS]
1363
01:18:55,336 --> 01:18:58,134
TUCKER: I love you, baby.
BETH: I love you, baby.
1364
01:19:00,641 --> 01:19:02,632
[DONNIE AND JOE EMERSON'S
"BABY" PLAYING]
1365
01:19:02,843 --> 01:19:07,177
? Ooh, ooh, baby ?
1366
01:19:08,682 --> 01:19:11,947
? When we're out in the moonlight ?
1367
01:19:13,154 --> 01:19:18,922
? Lookin' up on the stars above
Oh, baby ?
1368
01:19:21,262 --> 01:19:22,854
? Yes, oh, baby ?
1369
01:19:26,734 --> 01:19:28,861
? Yes, oh, baby ?
1370
01:19:31,739 --> 01:19:33,604
? Yes, oh, baby ?
1371
01:19:37,611 --> 01:19:42,378
? Sandy beach, I was makin' love ?
1372
01:19:42,550 --> 01:19:45,986
? As a tide moves in on us ?
1373
01:19:47,321 --> 01:19:51,815
? Feels so good walking side by side ?
1374
01:19:51,992 --> 01:19:55,120
? Wanna be with you all my life ?
1375
01:19:55,296 --> 01:19:59,790
? Oh, oh, baby ?
1376
01:20:00,201 --> 01:20:03,432
? Yes, oh, baby ?
1377
01:20:05,072 --> 01:20:07,404
? Yes, oh, baby ?
1378
01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:12,310
? Yes, oh, baby ?
1379
01:20:15,149 --> 01:20:18,414
? Yes, oh, baby ??
1380
01:20:19,620 --> 01:20:21,611
[LIVELY DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1381
01:20:23,090 --> 01:20:25,615
RILEY:
It sounds like the most
embarrassing speech ever.
1382
01:20:25,793 --> 01:20:27,784
How are you gonna
show your face again?
1383
01:20:27,962 --> 01:20:32,092
Yeah, well, weirdly,
I'm happy that I did it.
I feel better somehow.
1384
01:20:32,266 --> 01:20:33,995
This song is my bitch! Yeah!
1385
01:20:35,870 --> 01:20:38,930
Wow. The gays
really know how to party, huh?
1386
01:20:39,106 --> 01:20:41,006
What do you mean?
1387
01:20:41,175 --> 01:20:42,699
This is a gay club.
1388
01:20:42,877 --> 01:20:45,778
It's opening night.
It doesn't know what it is yet.
1389
01:20:45,946 --> 01:20:50,007
Riley, the club is called Swallow.
I totally dated that guy.
1390
01:20:52,386 --> 01:20:57,551
Excuse me. Could you tell your friend
Riley that we worship her?
1391
01:20:57,758 --> 01:20:58,952
She's so pretty.
1392
01:20:59,126 --> 01:21:01,458
Sure. I'll tell her
when she's done dancing.
1393
01:21:01,662 --> 01:21:02,686
[BOTH LAUGH]
1394
01:21:02,863 --> 01:21:07,493
You are aware that the logo is a?
A dick in a butt? Yeah.
1395
01:21:08,269 --> 01:21:13,571
All of our friends are, like, rocking it.
It's kind of become like gay lzod.
1396
01:21:13,774 --> 01:21:16,208
MAN [IN SINGSONG VOICE]:
It's amazing.
1397
01:21:16,410 --> 01:21:18,275
[WHOOPS]
1398
01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:19,844
[BLO'S "IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY"
PLAYING]
1399
01:21:20,014 --> 01:21:21,572
[PHONE RINGING]
1400
01:21:21,815 --> 01:21:23,009
Yo.
CELESTE: The tweens
1401
01:21:23,183 --> 01:21:25,708
don't want her anymore
Scott, but the gays do.
1402
01:21:25,886 --> 01:21:29,253
You're gay. Start thinking gay.
Ten percent of Americans are gay.
1403
01:21:29,423 --> 01:21:31,220
Gay lzod. It's great.
1404
01:21:31,392 --> 01:21:34,486
She could be Lady Gaga
by this time next year. Huge market.
1405
01:21:35,029 --> 01:21:38,192
Wow. You might have turned
the cock in the butt around.
1406
01:21:38,365 --> 01:21:40,230
Cock in the butt is gonna be huge.
1407
01:21:41,101 --> 01:21:43,069
? I woke up this morning ?
1408
01:21:43,237 --> 01:21:44,295
Hi.
1409
01:21:45,372 --> 01:21:48,830
Thirty-eight points for me,
plus 50 points for using all my tiles.
1410
01:21:49,009 --> 01:21:51,500
Wait, wait, wait. "Zooecia"?
PAUL: Yeah.
1411
01:21:51,679 --> 01:21:54,512
No, that's not a word.
That's my hoochie cousin's name.
1412
01:21:59,853 --> 01:22:02,413
? I was so happy
It's gonna be a good day ??
1413
01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:06,686
So I was at this club the other night,
and there was a tranny dressed like me.
1414
01:22:06,860 --> 01:22:08,794
Oh, my God, that's so sweet.
I know.
1415
01:22:08,963 --> 01:22:11,090
That's a huge compliment.
He was so hot too.
1416
01:22:11,265 --> 01:22:14,063
Wow. That is so sweet. Ha-ha-ha.
I mean, it was still me.
1417
01:22:14,234 --> 01:22:16,225
Celeste.
Rupert.
1418
01:22:16,403 --> 01:22:17,961
You never called me back.
1419
01:22:18,138 --> 01:22:21,107
You know, I think I lost my...
1420
01:22:21,275 --> 01:22:25,735
Do you know Riley? This is Rupert.
Hi. I'm actually a big fan.
1421
01:22:25,913 --> 01:22:26,937
Likewise.
1422
01:22:27,481 --> 01:22:29,039
Ahem.
Get in there. Get in there.
1423
01:22:29,216 --> 01:22:31,377
[BOYZ II MEN'S
"DOWN ON BENDED KNEE" PLAYING]
1424
01:22:31,552 --> 01:22:35,784
[SOFTLY]
? Darling, I
I can't explain ?
1425
01:22:35,956 --> 01:22:37,719
Very gentle.
1426
01:22:38,058 --> 01:22:40,925
[LOUDER]
? Where did we lose our way ?
1427
01:22:41,095 --> 01:22:42,426
Help me out here.
1428
01:22:42,630 --> 01:22:46,396
? Girl, it's driving me insane ?
1429
01:22:46,567 --> 01:22:50,936
? And I know I just need
One more chance ?
1430
01:22:51,105 --> 01:22:54,336
? To prove my love to you ?
1431
01:22:54,508 --> 01:22:56,999
? And if you come back to me ?
1432
01:22:57,177 --> 01:23:02,342
? I'll guarantee
I'll never let you go ?
1433
01:23:02,516 --> 01:23:08,785
? Can we go back to the days
Our love was strong ??
1434
01:23:08,989 --> 01:23:10,479
All right, both of us.
1435
01:23:11,291 --> 01:23:12,656
I can't do it.
1436
01:23:13,527 --> 01:23:15,324
This. I'm sorry.
1437
01:23:19,633 --> 01:23:22,295
What do you mean?
Are you serious? Why?
1438
01:23:22,469 --> 01:23:24,027
I, uh... Ahem.
1439
01:23:25,272 --> 01:23:27,797
I think I need to be alone.
1440
01:23:28,609 --> 01:23:31,703
I'm getting a divorce.
I know you're getting divorced.
1441
01:23:31,912 --> 01:23:36,178
I know,
but I think I have to do that alone.
1442
01:23:37,518 --> 01:23:39,509
Yeah.
1443
01:23:40,554 --> 01:23:42,784
I respect that.
1444
01:23:42,956 --> 01:23:45,948
You're not ready till you're ready.
Don't force it.
1445
01:23:46,627 --> 01:23:49,152
That's some yoga shit.
1446
01:23:50,831 --> 01:23:52,958
But I like you.
1447
01:23:53,133 --> 01:23:59,129
So when you're ready,
if you're ready, you call me.
1448
01:23:59,306 --> 01:24:00,330
Okay?
1449
01:24:04,545 --> 01:24:06,536
[???]
1450
01:24:08,449 --> 01:24:11,247
WOMAN:
And sign here and here.
1451
01:24:12,653 --> 01:24:14,348
There? Yeah.
Mm-hm.
1452
01:24:14,521 --> 01:24:17,319
And initial here, sign here.
1453
01:24:19,059 --> 01:24:20,185
And...
1454
01:24:21,829 --> 01:24:25,458
Here, sign, and here.
I like that tie.
1455
01:24:26,533 --> 01:24:28,364
Oh, thanks.
1456
01:24:28,535 --> 01:24:32,471
Is it made out of organic mung beans?
1457
01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:37,870
No, actually,
I found it digging through your trash.
1458
01:24:40,781 --> 01:24:42,544
[CELESTE AND JESSE LAUGHING]
1459
01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:45,742
[???]
1460
01:24:48,388 --> 01:24:49,719
[JESSE SIGHS]
1461
01:24:50,924 --> 01:24:53,950
Well, we're divorced.
1462
01:24:54,128 --> 01:24:55,891
Yep.
1463
01:24:56,063 --> 01:24:57,758
We did it.
1464
01:24:57,998 --> 01:24:59,192
[BOTH LAUGH]
1465
01:24:59,366 --> 01:25:01,129
We nailed that divorce.
1466
01:25:01,301 --> 01:25:03,030
[BOTH SIGH]
1467
01:25:04,404 --> 01:25:05,894
What are you doing right now?
1468
01:25:13,781 --> 01:25:17,547
Cantonese voices. No respect
for when their mouths are actually open.
1469
01:25:17,718 --> 01:25:20,084
Oh, my God.
I don't think I could focus on it.
1470
01:25:20,254 --> 01:25:22,779
You couldn't.
It's not sexy, but it's damn funny.
1471
01:25:22,956 --> 01:25:24,514
[JESSE CHUCKLES]
1472
01:25:26,426 --> 01:25:28,394
It's beautiful.
1473
01:25:29,530 --> 01:25:31,896
I thought you hated it.
1474
01:25:32,065 --> 01:25:34,260
Never seen it at night.
1475
01:25:37,437 --> 01:25:38,802
[SIGHS]
1476
01:25:43,911 --> 01:25:45,469
Hey.
1477
01:25:47,614 --> 01:25:50,777
I know we just got divorced,
but nobody died, right?
1478
01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:54,650
I don't know. It's just...
1479
01:25:56,323 --> 01:25:58,655
I was just thinking about how...
1480
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:01,923
you were right.
1481
01:26:04,331 --> 01:26:06,561
I don't know what I'm doing.
1482
01:26:20,514 --> 01:26:22,209
Do you love her?
1483
01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:33,222
Then it's worth fighting for.
1484
01:26:33,460 --> 01:26:35,451
[???]
1485
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,661
Okay.
1486
01:26:42,903 --> 01:26:45,201
Now I know why you fucking cry
all the time.
1487
01:26:45,372 --> 01:26:48,535
This shit's emotional.
I've been trying to tell you.
1488
01:26:54,514 --> 01:26:56,744
You deserve to be happy.
1489
01:26:57,918 --> 01:27:01,854
And I want that for you. Always.
1490
01:27:03,423 --> 01:27:04,981
Me too.
1491
01:27:09,730 --> 01:27:11,254
I love you.
1492
01:27:25,379 --> 01:27:27,279
I love you too.
1493
01:27:33,186 --> 01:27:36,553
It's late. I'm gonna walk you to your car.
You probably should.
1494
01:27:36,723 --> 01:27:40,591
I should. I don't want you to get mugged
by someone from the philharmonic.
1495
01:27:40,761 --> 01:27:42,228
Good idea.
1496
01:27:42,429 --> 01:27:44,897
[FREDDIE SCOTT'S
"(YOU) GOT WHAT I NEED" PLAYING]
1497
01:27:45,065 --> 01:27:47,863
PAUL [ON RECORDING]:
Hey, you've reached Paul.
Leave a message.
1498
01:27:48,035 --> 01:27:49,434
Hey.
1499
01:27:49,603 --> 01:27:53,801
You're probably giving your card
to some girl in yoga right now
1500
01:27:53,974 --> 01:27:56,534
but if that doesn't work out for you,
1501
01:27:56,710 --> 01:27:59,770
I think I'm ready...
1502
01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:02,608
to beat you in Scrabble.
1503
01:28:03,283 --> 01:28:04,807
Okay.
1504
01:28:07,220 --> 01:28:09,620
? In a world of salty tears ?
1505
01:28:09,790 --> 01:28:13,453
? So afraid and so full of fears
So glad you saved me, dear ?
1506
01:28:13,694 --> 01:28:14,922
CELESTE:
Hi.
1507
01:28:15,128 --> 01:28:17,722
? Save me, dear ?
1508
01:28:17,931 --> 01:28:20,297
Excuse me, sir?
Yeah?
1509
01:28:22,202 --> 01:28:23,999
Never mind.
1510
01:28:26,940 --> 01:28:28,271
I'm so sorry for cutting.
1511
01:28:28,442 --> 01:28:31,809
My dog's in the car
and he's really thirsty,
so thanks.
1512
01:28:31,979 --> 01:28:33,606
No problem.
1513
01:28:34,348 --> 01:28:35,406
Hi.
1514
01:28:35,615 --> 01:28:37,947
? That you'll never ever go away ?
1515
01:28:38,118 --> 01:28:42,919
? 'Cause you
Oh, you got what I need, little girl ?
1516
01:28:43,090 --> 01:28:47,459
? You got everything I need
You're like medicine to me ?
1517
01:28:47,627 --> 01:28:52,030
? Oh baby
Huh ?
1518
01:28:52,232 --> 01:28:53,529
? You got it ?
1519
01:28:53,734 --> 01:28:58,296
? I was drowning in the sea of love
Going down for the third time ?
1520
01:28:58,472 --> 01:29:01,032
? You came and saved me, dear ?
1521
01:29:01,241 --> 01:29:03,539
? Saved me dear ?
1522
01:29:03,744 --> 01:29:05,939
? All the sweet things
You've been doin' ?
1523
01:29:06,113 --> 01:29:11,483
? I ain't never been used to them
Don't ever stop them, dear ?
1524
01:29:11,651 --> 01:29:13,448
? Stop 'em dear ?
1525
01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:16,555
? Oh, I'm thankful every day ?
1526
01:29:16,757 --> 01:29:19,123
? That you came my way ?
1527
01:29:19,292 --> 01:29:23,956
? And I'm gonna make sure
That you never ever go away ?
1528
01:29:24,131 --> 01:29:29,398
? 'Cause you
Oh, you got what I need, little girl ?
1529
01:29:29,569 --> 01:29:31,969
? Everything I need
Oh, yeah ?
1530
01:29:32,139 --> 01:29:35,302
? Medicine to me
Oh, baby ?
1531
01:29:35,475 --> 01:29:40,208
? Oh
You got what I need little girl ?
1532
01:29:40,914 --> 01:29:44,645
? Oh, well
Oh ?
1533
01:29:44,818 --> 01:29:49,721
? You got it, you got it
You got it, you got it ?
1534
01:29:49,890 --> 01:29:53,223
? Baby you got it
Got it, got it, got it ?
1535
01:29:53,427 --> 01:29:58,364
? Oh, you
Oh, you got what I need, little girl ?
1536
01:29:58,532 --> 01:30:03,094
? You got everything I need
You're like medicine to me ?
1537
01:30:03,303 --> 01:30:07,535
? Oh, baby ?
1538
01:30:07,707 --> 01:30:11,336
? Got to, got to, got to, got to
Tell you baby ?
1539
01:30:11,511 --> 01:30:15,003
? You
You got what I need ?
1540
01:30:15,182 --> 01:30:18,549
? Oh,
You got everything I need ?
1541
01:30:18,718 --> 01:30:22,347
? You're like medicine to me
Oh, baby ?
1542
01:30:26,059 --> 01:30:30,962
? You got it
Oh, you got it, got it ?
1543
01:30:31,131 --> 01:30:33,759
? Got what I need, little girl ?
1544
01:30:33,934 --> 01:30:35,868
? You got everything I need ?
1545
01:30:36,036 --> 01:30:37,628
? You're like medicine to me ??
1546
01:30:38,205 --> 01:30:41,197
[SUNNY LEVINE FEAT. ORELIA'S
"AS FOR TONIGHT" PLAYING]
1547
01:30:51,118 --> 01:30:55,748
? World away,
Pulls me close enough ?
1548
01:30:56,756 --> 01:31:02,160
? Something tactile
To keep us all in touch ?
1549
01:31:05,799 --> 01:31:12,102
? Hung perfect space
A design of mistakes ?
1550
01:31:12,272 --> 01:31:18,734
? Colorized
Disguising our lives ?
1551
01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:23,113
? As for tonight ?
1552
01:31:26,386 --> 01:31:30,982
? We just whiled away the hours ?
1553
01:31:33,326 --> 01:31:36,784
? As for tonight ?
1554
01:31:39,199 --> 01:31:43,465
? We just whiled away the hours ??