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The 9th of May. Birthday.

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How in hell did I
end up here again..

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Fuck off.

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Twelve hours earlier.

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My birthday actually began
the way of all my birthdays.

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Hello Darlin. Just ring
to wish you a happy bday.

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Mom? It's six o'clock in the morning.

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I now use FaceTime.
learned from Una. It's really great.

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The purpose of FaceTime is that you do
not have to keep your ear to the phone.

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What stupid of me. There you are.

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Around this time, 43 years ago ...

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I ate Indian lamb in an
attempt to chase you out.

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A delivery of 23 hours.
It's down there never been more right.

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It's a miracle, bring a child into the world.
- Here he comes.

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The son of Penny-Husband Bosworth
sells his sperm on the internet.

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You do not even need a man.

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People have a great life without them.
Look at you.

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Great apartment, nice job ...

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Great condo.
- I'm going to hang up.

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Congratulate Bridget here with her birthday.
Colin?

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Congratulations, Bridget.

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Dank je.

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I love you sweetheart. Do not forget...

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I count on you to help me
with my media campaign.

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It is the church council elections,
not the American primaries.

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The annual call from my mother
to put my ovaries to work.

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Frankly I had thought that
I would have a child ...

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with the love of my life.

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But sometimes life gives more
superficial gratifications ...

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and I was at least back to my ideal weight.

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Good day, Ms. Bridget.

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You look beautiful again today.

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There was still life in the old dog.

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Not much elated lately.

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Hello.

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But this year all these things
came more clearly to the fore ...

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by earlier than thought to attend an event.

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Hello.

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How do you feel? Is everything alright?

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And.

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I can not believe he's gone.

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His death tends to concentrate on
the Eastern European market models.

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They found the black box but no bodies yet.

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Curiously fitting that he died
as he ducked into the bushes.

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We are here together to celebrate life ...

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van Daniel Cleaver.

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Daniel was a sweet and wonderful son ...

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Damn. What's he doing here?

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You know how he is,
always wants to do the right thing.

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Is that his wife?

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Was I ever get over the loss of Mr. Darcy?

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he was my True?

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Jesus.

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A man with a lot of charm and charisma.

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I'm a little emotional.
- I would like to ask forward his loved ones ...

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to share some memories of Daniel with us.

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Daniel could be very sensitive ...

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He gave you the feeling of
being the only woman on earth.

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I met Daniel in Moscow.

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He went boating with me on the
Serpentine and Keats quoted from memory.

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He could quote from memory Keats.
- Where you going, girl from Devon.

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And what's in your basket?
- Where are you going, girl from Devon.

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And what's in your basket?

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You, young, nice girl,
straight from the farm.

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I get a snack if I am asking?

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He did it with everyone.

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Is there anyone who would
like some more to say?

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Say something for his mother.

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Think of anything.

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Daniel was a man ...

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that many of us here has touched today,
me too.

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O jee.

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Here Daniel would have said,
"Shut up, Jones."

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And he would be right,
because all I really have to say is ...

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Dear Daniel, I will miss you terribly.

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We'll all do.

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Shall I call you?
- Yes please. Bye.

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Bridget.
- Mark.

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This is Camilla.
- Hello.

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Bridget, an old friend.

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Well, less ancient, more childhood friend.

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New...

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Good service, where you can say.

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You go to almost that
of yourself looking out.

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Already, new ...

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Bye.
- Bye.

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Maybe that's why Mark
Darcy and I never made it.

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I always felt like a rattling,
hag, even when we were together.

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I was not going to keep
stabbing at the negative things.

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Nobody on my work knew at
least that it was my birthday.

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Or how old I would be.

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Surprise.

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Congratulations, Bridget.

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Or so I thought.

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Who told you?

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It's so hot. So many candles.

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There is no law for the maximum number
of candles on a cake from a certain age?

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Josh, you look at what Reuters
says about the attacks on Ramallah.

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We're going to maybe live. And Laura ...

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I may be a year older and still single ...

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but I always found solace
in my job as a top producer.

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How am I going to change the world today?

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Our main topic is the
exclusive interview ...

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with the Minister of
Foreign Affairs on NGochi.

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How did you do that?
- NGochi.

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NGochi.
- You're doing a good job.

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I have practiced. NGochi.

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It's trickier than you think.

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And have 30-plus colleagues who are
not obsessed with children and married.

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How are we going to celebrate tonight?

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Night out with the group.
- Please tell me we have to group sex.

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Group sex? Since we love.

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I'm a crazy club Berwick Street.

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A cake would be nice.

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I think I've already passed
my sexual expiration date.

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No. There are names for women like you.

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You're a cougar. You're a MILF.

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I'm not a MILF, I'm not a mother.
I am a spinster, I'm a OVILF.

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Three minutes into the broadcast.
- It's called Voyeurz with a 'z'.

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Say that Cathy sent you.

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On Thursdays there is a Chinese buffet.
As much as you want.

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But whose advice sometimes
a little too modern.

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I am equally testing.
- Yes.

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You let not accidentally freeze your eggs?
- No, that will have now boiled.

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You know what, Bridget? This weekend...

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we should go out and get a lot ...

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"Binge drinking, a danger to society."

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Do I need new legislation?

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Bridge, Miranda, I said,
do not talk between the gongs.

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Stick to the questions on the cards.

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Miranda.

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The Minister of Foreign
Affairs later in the studio ...

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to talk about the crisis in Muribundi.

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You can always try online dating again.

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Recently I was on Tinder.
Half an hour later I have a trio with ...

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Prince Andrew, Royal Representative
for Trade and Investment ...

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You did that on purpose.
- ... Has written his first children's book.

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He had a huge dick.

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Live in de studio is
minister George Wilkins...

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who has just returned from
the stricken Muribundi ...

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Miranda, I am speaking in your ear.
Follow me.

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... Where the murder of the
bloody dictator Charles NGochi ...

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has led to a civil war.
- One shot, back to four. Four.

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Minister, this was a military coup?
- It seems that NGochi's own generals ...

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Hi, Tom. I can not talk.

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How was Daniel's funeral?
- It was sad.

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I can not believe he's gone.

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It's sad. I can not believe he's gone.

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I do not think his death
regretted having to.

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His persecution of the Ubuntu
population led to genocide.

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It is generally known.
- I know he had his flaws.

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I know he had flaws.
- He could be a real asshole.

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He could be a real asshole.

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But I miss him. We all do.
- But I miss him. We all do.

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He was certainly a colorful character
on the international stage ...

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I admit, but I think the genocide ...

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which caused the death of 10,000 of his
own people, men, women and children ...

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he still puts on the dark side of history.

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At least he was never boring.

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One, two, three and ready.

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Do you think democracy will
ever set foot in West Africa ...

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Now that's NGochi dead?

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Do you think democracy ever get in West
Africa foothold now that NGochi is deceased?

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Well, it is finally an interesting question.

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No more time.
- Complete.

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Shortly, please, Minister.
- It's complicated.

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A 'yes' or 'no'.

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Make sure that the last answer.
- Let's hope so.

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We conclude with.
Thank you for coming today.

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Back to you, Toby.

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Dank je, Miranda, Bridget.

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Could you not behave like now
the new management team was here?

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Are they the new management team?

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That's Alice Peabody, the new brand manager.

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Apparently 'Hard News' is too old,
too seriously ...

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and she is the smiling assassin, which is
to dismiss anyone who is older than she.

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Everyone is older than she. I have cans
of soup that are older than they are.

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See them nevertheless agree with
their apps and their ironic beards.

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Perhaps that could be one of
them having sex with Bridget.

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What?
- Want to have sex?

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Nee.
- Yes.

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And so we go one weekend steps
all other steps Weekend late fade.

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Bridget, right?

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Yes, pleasant ...
- Team Talk morning.

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We can get acquainted.

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Nine o'clock in the morning.

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We all have to start an
hour earlier in the morning.

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Do you think she saw?
- Maybe not.

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Are you sure you do not go out with us?

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Thanks, but I can not let the old club only.

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They now stay at home moms. That
would have been disappointed.

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Sorry Bridget,
the babysitter has just run off.

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Against it, girl.

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Praise the Lord for the gay community.

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What fears you today carry with you ...

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I want you take those fears and to
them says they should opsodemieteren.

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And.

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Are you ready?
- Yes.

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Bikes but, sexy girls. Bicycles.

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I'm sorry, Bridget, but I have to cancel.

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I did not tell you today,
but Eduardo and I are going to adopt.

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Adopt?

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What, baby?
- Yes, baby.

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A GAYBY, in our case.

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That's great news, Tom.

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I'm going to Bogota to start
the paperwork so I have to pack.

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Great, go ahead.

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Happy Birthday. Lots of fun.

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Congratulations.
- Thank's sweetheart.

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Totally awesome.

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And so I ended up here.

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The last old tart in London ...

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and my two great loves has
married one and the other death.

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Exactly, new plans for my birthday.

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I,
Bridget Jones'm done with love affairs ...

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and will devote the autumn
of my life to hedonism.

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Go only with free spirits like Miranda ...

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and if it is serious,
I'm good way for a spa weekend.

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Damn.

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Beautiful shoes.

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I did not tell you because
you would not otherwise get.

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Really, it's been five years now.

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Shake who attracted burqa off ...

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after it went out with
your lover Mark Darcy.

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Nonsense. I almost never think about him.

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What you need is a good turn.

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You just have an old-fashioned,
do-lie-and-think-of-England needed lovemaking ...

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and festivals are sexual banga parties
like Sodom and Gomorrah with tofu.

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You have to have sex with
the first man you meet.

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The first man?
- I will not accept 'no'.

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I'll get our backstage passes.
You get the map.

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Maps.

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I may be old and dressed wrong,
but I see there great.

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Exactly why I have not done my heels.

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Hello Babe.

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May I?

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Dank je.

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Look at that. It fits.

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Bridget.

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Bridget.

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Is that the wicked stepmother?
- Yes.

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I'll go before I need
to clean the fireplace.

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Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Good plan number two.

246
00:18:49,406 --> 00:18:53,187
The way to a man's heart is not
through beauty, sex or love ...

247
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,198
My name is Jack.

248
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:58,392
but because of the ability
to fall filled in the mud.

249
00:18:58,455 --> 00:18:59,787
Besides.

250
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:06,392
What's ours?
- Let's see.

251
00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:09,903
And it's not just glam camping pears.

252
00:19:09,987 --> 00:19:13,209
By putting on 'gl' it is not better.

253
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:17,812
By calling him 'Gladolf Hitler can not
suddenly forget all the bad things.

254
00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:27,072
Damn.

255
00:19:32,157 --> 00:19:33,865
NGochi.

256
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:40,411
NGochi.

257
00:19:41,976 --> 00:19:45,193
NGochi.

258
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,402
It is half past three in the afternoon.
I would now vacuuming at home.

259
00:20:09,236 --> 00:20:12,498
This is incredible.
We have to have a picture.

260
00:20:12,927 --> 00:20:14,109
Pardon?

261
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,709
Would you like to take a picture of us?

262
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,552
Yes of course.
- Thank you.

263
00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:23,808
Are you ready?
- What are you doing?

264
00:20:24,611 --> 00:20:25,891
I wanted to take a picture.

265
00:20:25,902 --> 00:20:28,757
I thought you wanted a picture.
- Yes, all of us.

266
00:20:29,224 --> 00:20:32,832
We thought it would be nice to
have a picture of us backstage ...

267
00:20:32,843 --> 00:20:34,606
between all of these known people.

268
00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:36,681
I believe that the guy is 'Bargain Hunt'.

269
00:20:36,692 --> 00:20:39,975
It would be nice if he would be able to.
- Quickly.

270
00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:43,963
So you do not want me in the picture?
- Bit dimming, dude.

271
00:20:43,974 --> 00:20:45,808
Is it really that difficult?

272
00:20:46,181 --> 00:20:49,556
They leave everything nowadays backstage.

273
00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:53,684
I do not know.
He's cute and he looks familiar.

274
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:57,486
He works according to me
at the Starbucks in Balham.

275
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:08,724
One, two, three, singing.

276
00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:18,286
My God.

277
00:21:18,572 --> 00:21:22,224
I know. It's that guy from Starbucks.

278
00:21:22,235 --> 00:21:23,735
Crowdsurfing.

279
00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:44,033
Miranda.

280
00:21:45,925 --> 00:21:47,297
Miranda?

281
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,558
Miranda?

282
00:21:54,963 --> 00:21:56,268
Hoi, Miranda.

283
00:21:57,305 --> 00:21:59,295
God.

284
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,852
I have to admit, that was fun.

285
00:22:05,685 --> 00:22:07,309
And you're right ...

286
00:22:07,485 --> 00:22:11,767
I need a good turn ...

287
00:22:12,447 --> 00:22:17,482
an old-fashioned,
do-lie-and-think-of-England ...

288
00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:19,600
lovemaking.

289
00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:21,392
I participate.

290
00:22:22,554 --> 00:22:24,224
My God.

291
00:22:25,715 --> 00:22:28,058
What are you doing in my yurt?

292
00:22:29,366 --> 00:22:33,932
With all your clothes,
luggage and belongings.

293
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:37,385
It's like I walked in and claimed.

294
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,766
Wait, it's you,
the essence of the Black Sea.

295
00:22:40,964 --> 00:22:42,352
Yes. Sorry.

296
00:22:42,363 --> 00:22:46,600
Do I really believe that you
came by accident in my yurt?

297
00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:51,142
While you're here, maybe I can help you.

298
00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:54,808
He's the first man I met ...

299
00:22:54,819 --> 00:22:58,350
and his yurt is a lot better than mine.

300
00:22:59,392 --> 00:23:03,852
Bridget, where are you?

301
00:23:03,976 --> 00:23:08,332
Bridget, I'm so drunk.

302
00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:54,644
Bridget.

303
00:23:55,708 --> 00:24:00,476
I zorb with Ed Sheeran.

304
00:24:24,644 --> 00:24:26,224
God.

305
00:24:26,259 --> 00:24:31,352
I just had sex with a complete stranger.
I'm just a whore.

306
00:24:32,476 --> 00:24:36,808
No. I am an elegant older woman
who takes men for her own pleasure.

307
00:24:36,819 --> 00:24:39,538
Or I'm just a crazy middle-aged woman?

308
00:24:47,228 --> 00:24:48,852
Never mind.

309
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,852
Miranda?

310
00:24:53,632 --> 00:24:54,840
Good morning.

311
00:24:56,808 --> 00:24:59,144
It took six hours?

312
00:24:59,268 --> 00:25:01,976
Which lasted six hours?

313
00:25:02,684 --> 00:25:05,932
A puppet show where Aunt Bridget was there.

314
00:25:06,644 --> 00:25:10,049
A six-hour puppet show?
- Hey.

315
00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:12,808
Tell me, were the little dolls or ...?

316
00:25:12,932 --> 00:25:14,808
Very nice size.

317
00:25:15,476 --> 00:25:18,184
And he has ...

318
00:25:19,308 --> 00:25:21,468
his doll made in your mouth?

319
00:25:24,016 --> 00:25:27,157
My God. It feels like my days
for a puppet show are over.

320
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:33,207
I've had finger puppets.

321
00:25:35,808 --> 00:25:39,516
And he called?
- So does that nowadays no more.

322
00:25:39,644 --> 00:25:43,016
You take a singer at a music festival ...

323
00:25:43,027 --> 00:25:44,885
but no story attached to it.

324
00:25:45,432 --> 00:25:47,352
A doll without a story.

325
00:25:48,138 --> 00:25:50,211
Take off the wings. That's for little girls.

326
00:25:51,224 --> 00:25:52,854
Hey?
- Where the hell are you?

327
00:25:52,865 --> 00:25:56,834
We drive through the countryside
on the way to your christening.

328
00:25:56,845 --> 00:25:59,937
No that is not true. Why lie aunt Bridget?

329
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,443
Bridge, you should know that
after Tom had to cancel ...

330
00:26:03,454 --> 00:26:05,715
Mark Giles asked as godfather.
- What?

331
00:26:05,726 --> 00:26:07,123
What did he do?

332
00:26:07,163 --> 00:26:09,352
Yes I know. You have nothing on that dick.

333
00:26:09,363 --> 00:26:11,016
He did it without asking.

334
00:26:12,323 --> 00:26:16,159
My God. Weather Mark Darcy.

335
00:26:16,315 --> 00:26:20,939
The second time this week that I was in a
church bowl substituting as the spinster.

336
00:26:24,430 --> 00:26:27,233
Where were you, damn it?

337
00:26:32,863 --> 00:26:34,641
Sorry.

338
00:26:38,817 --> 00:26:41,207
Good morning and welcome.

339
00:26:41,218 --> 00:26:46,152
This is not at all embarrassing.
Mark Darcy and me at the altar with a baby.

340
00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:48,680
That is beautiful.

341
00:26:48,932 --> 00:26:51,699
Big beautiful smile. Look at me. Thank you.

342
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:52,987
Beautiful.

343
00:26:52,998 --> 00:26:55,590
Now only the godparents.

344
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,369
How are you?
- Very good, thank you. And with you?

345
00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:02,105
Good thank you.

346
00:27:02,304 --> 00:27:05,592
Are you here with your wife?
What's her name again?

347
00:27:05,835 --> 00:27:09,660
Camilla. No, she could not be there.

348
00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:13,395
Are you here with someone?
- Not today, no.

349
00:27:13,823 --> 00:27:15,768
Come on, it's not a funeral.

350
00:27:15,892 --> 00:27:17,821
Can you laugh?

351
00:27:17,832 --> 00:27:20,345
Give her otherwise but
a peck on the forehead.

352
00:27:23,738 --> 00:27:25,600
I actually meant the baby.

353
00:27:30,430 --> 00:27:32,352
Stunning.

354
00:27:32,676 --> 00:27:35,084
I'll see you later, most likely.

355
00:27:35,095 --> 00:27:38,693
Yes,
unless I'm getting away with this thing here.

356
00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:42,566
Can this day be more painful?

357
00:27:42,771 --> 00:27:45,906
Keep moving, walking.

358
00:27:57,224 --> 00:27:59,494
Hello.
- Hello.

359
00:28:00,104 --> 00:28:02,787
How are you?
- Good thank you.

360
00:28:02,798 --> 00:28:04,258
How are you?
- Good.

361
00:28:04,734 --> 00:28:06,106
Me too.

362
00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:10,164
Well, goodbye.
- Bye.

363
00:28:11,376 --> 00:28:13,220
A glass of wine.
- A whiskey, please.

364
00:28:13,231 --> 00:28:14,945
Large glass.
- A double.

365
00:28:14,956 --> 00:28:16,183
Dank je.

366
00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:55,644
I ask you to join but you do not
seem real Gangnam Style person.

367
00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:58,094
I've been there but a short time.
- True?

368
00:28:58,105 --> 00:28:59,141
Gangnam.

369
00:29:01,398 --> 00:29:04,808
What are we talking about?
- Gangnam dance.

370
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,993
Not the suburb of Seoul?
- No.

371
00:29:09,004 --> 00:29:13,892
I'm not familiar with Gangnam, the suburb.
- It means "south of the Han River."

372
00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:18,611
It was inhabited during
the Paleolithic period.

373
00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:22,679
Sounds at once a lot less.

374
00:29:25,173 --> 00:29:27,633
Now something for all
lovers on the dance floor.

375
00:29:27,644 --> 00:29:32,348
Now we come to the erection area.
- Do not fucking erection during a christening.

376
00:29:38,324 --> 00:29:40,184
Shall we get some fresh air?

377
00:29:42,769 --> 00:29:44,685
Something fresher than here, I mean.

378
00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:47,202
Of course.

379
00:29:56,618 --> 00:30:00,470
You do not happen to have a cigarette on you?
- No.

380
00:30:00,627 --> 00:30:04,251
I am 1891 days ago stopped.

381
00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:06,056
Not that you keep it.

382
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,302
Since when do you smoke?
- I do not smoke.

383
00:30:09,814 --> 00:30:11,398
It's been a tough time.

384
00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:14,446
Maybe I'm nervous.

385
00:30:16,145 --> 00:30:17,313
Why?

386
00:30:19,465 --> 00:30:21,257
There's something in your hair.

387
00:30:22,591 --> 00:30:24,741
I know that.

388
00:30:25,598 --> 00:30:28,392
Thanks to one of my many godchildren.

389
00:30:32,976 --> 00:30:35,724
Seems to be stuck.

390
00:30:37,406 --> 00:30:39,114
And this is...

391
00:30:39,733 --> 00:30:42,361
Cake?
- Soesje.

392
00:30:42,469 --> 00:30:45,593
That is more than a dessert cake, I guess.

393
00:30:51,941 --> 00:30:55,029
What are you doing? You are married.
- No that is not me.

394
00:30:56,641 --> 00:30:59,283
I mean, I'm married. I divorce.

395
00:30:59,578 --> 00:31:01,246
That's why she's not here.

396
00:31:05,105 --> 00:31:07,525
You were no longer together
during the memorial service?

397
00:31:07,695 --> 00:31:09,874
No, she was just there as support.

398
00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:13,634
She returned to The Hague,
where she now lives, and I do not.

399
00:31:14,745 --> 00:31:16,671
I'm sorry, Mark.

400
00:31:16,682 --> 00:31:19,575
At this moment I regret that at all.

401
00:32:35,181 --> 00:32:37,412
How will I ever get in here?

402
00:32:48,709 --> 00:32:50,224
Again?

403
00:32:50,976 --> 00:32:53,644
Mr. Darcy, wow.

404
00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:57,852
Bridget?

405
00:33:01,392 --> 00:33:02,932
I've missed you so much.

406
00:33:09,626 --> 00:33:11,516
Are we on schedule?

407
00:33:12,644 --> 00:33:14,892
I have a morning flight to Khartoum.

408
00:33:52,308 --> 00:33:55,016
I'm sorry, Mark. But I had to go.

409
00:33:55,144 --> 00:33:58,476
It probably sounds ridiculous,
but I was scared.

410
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,724
The fact that we turned to each
other in the last ten years ...

411
00:34:01,852 --> 00:34:05,060
without ever reach the finish reminds me ...

412
00:34:05,184 --> 00:34:08,476
maybe we did best by that time to stop.

413
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:14,016
Sometimes it's scary to
still be alone on my 43rd.

414
00:34:14,144 --> 00:34:16,852
But you and I have this
once before experienced.

415
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:21,459
We both loved the fantasy of us together ...

416
00:34:21,470 --> 00:34:25,358
But the reality,
as we both know, is different.

417
00:34:32,976 --> 00:34:36,432
We both think of 100 reasons why
it did not work between us ...

418
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:42,268
but in the end it felt like you were
not there and I was usually alone.

419
00:34:53,768 --> 00:34:57,100
No, I can not stay back
and make the same mistakes.

420
00:34:57,224 --> 00:35:00,945
Should go further and create new ones.

421
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:04,575
I continue with this crazy training program.

422
00:35:04,586 --> 00:35:07,403
I give myself four weeks
to slim down my thighs ...

423
00:35:07,414 --> 00:35:11,470
to get my fat ass in a tight teen pants ...

424
00:35:11,637 --> 00:35:14,861
which is clearly not intended
for women of a certain age.

425
00:35:15,976 --> 00:35:19,649
All that fucking bike makes no sense.
I just came on.

426
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:23,339
First let's rule out some things.
You're not pregnant, are you?

427
00:35:23,768 --> 00:35:25,352
Of course not.

428
00:35:25,476 --> 00:35:30,745
A lady is always prepared and
I have this always in my purse.

429
00:35:31,103 --> 00:35:34,875
You did not used vegan condoms?

430
00:35:34,886 --> 00:35:37,241
Biodegradable and friendly dolphin.

431
00:35:37,252 --> 00:35:40,684
When I'm slutty, I think it's a nice
idea that I'm helping the environment.

432
00:35:40,808 --> 00:35:44,338
Jesus, Bridget.
I can still remember when you bought it.

433
00:35:44,349 --> 00:35:46,848
That was several decades ago.

434
00:35:46,930 --> 00:35:49,602
Sustainability dates say nothing.

435
00:35:50,686 --> 00:35:51,686
Do you?

436
00:35:52,892 --> 00:35:55,567
They were a gift. Just ask no further.

437
00:35:57,184 --> 00:36:01,509
Fast flowing rivers and
foaming waterfalls ...

438
00:36:01,519 --> 00:36:03,509
a babbling brook.

439
00:36:06,669 --> 00:36:08,901
nevertheless Hurry up, Bridget.

440
00:36:21,308 --> 00:36:23,268
How long, do you think?

441
00:36:26,064 --> 00:36:28,745
I think that's a positive result.

442
00:36:29,232 --> 00:36:30,938
Pregnant

443
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,005
I check it here.
- Do not shake.

444
00:36:35,016 --> 00:36:37,852
You do hurt the baby.
- The baby is not in the stick.

445
00:36:39,843 --> 00:36:41,599
I think this is the time ...

446
00:36:42,195 --> 00:36:43,779
you jump for joy.

447
00:36:44,644 --> 00:36:47,858
My God.
- You are pregnant.

448
00:36:47,869 --> 00:36:50,392
I am pregnant.
- You're pregnant.

449
00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:55,022
I am pregnant.
- You get a baby.

450
00:36:55,623 --> 00:36:57,818
I'm having a baby.

451
00:37:02,608 --> 00:37:05,149
I'm having a baby.
- Yes.

452
00:37:09,489 --> 00:37:13,184
If you have footage of her as she
strikes a horse, then I want it.

453
00:37:13,341 --> 00:37:16,865
Bridget, you want a child?
- I do not know.

454
00:37:17,995 --> 00:37:20,495
I'm 43.

455
00:37:20,687 --> 00:37:23,514
This could be that I get only chance.

456
00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:29,062
One broken, expired condom I had believed.

457
00:37:29,775 --> 00:37:30,899
But two?

458
00:37:32,758 --> 00:37:34,153
You wanted it.

459
00:37:35,362 --> 00:37:37,014
Maybe.

460
00:37:39,957 --> 00:37:41,722
Can there even be a doctor?

461
00:37:45,823 --> 00:37:49,776
My God. I am pregnant.

462
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,222
This is it.

463
00:37:52,630 --> 00:37:56,058
Rather, who is it?

464
00:37:56,669 --> 00:38:00,514
This is not like I thought it would be.

465
00:38:01,008 --> 00:38:05,706
I always saw myself in 'OK!'
magazine with the man of my dreams.

466
00:38:06,052 --> 00:38:08,840
Too much to worry about.

467
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,372
Including ...

468
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:13,496
Who was this man whom I had sex in a tent?

469
00:38:14,235 --> 00:38:18,487
So you're 43 years old?

470
00:38:24,259 --> 00:38:30,759
Any time with my wonderful
husband we were pregnant?

471
00:38:30,890 --> 00:38:32,306
Does that matter?

472
00:38:32,434 --> 00:38:36,019
Yes, it is such a special moment.

473
00:38:36,030 --> 00:38:39,119
We want to know what time it
was so that we can cherish.

474
00:38:39,130 --> 00:38:43,455
Can not you cherish both?
- Yes, we do.

475
00:38:43,466 --> 00:38:47,766
But one of these days will be
more likely than the other?

476
00:38:48,124 --> 00:38:54,098
Well, day 10, his birthday,
is a bit on the early side.

477
00:38:54,109 --> 00:38:58,434
And day 16 after ...
- Anniversary dinner.

478
00:38:58,445 --> 00:39:01,850
Oh yes, the ossobuco,
now I'm late again, is a little.

479
00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:04,995
Are you sure there was not
a special moment between?

480
00:39:05,401 --> 00:39:09,039
Yes, I'm sure. He was gone.

481
00:39:10,526 --> 00:39:12,858
Which one would you think?

482
00:39:13,014 --> 00:39:16,434
Hard to say. Both of them are the same.
It might even have been afterwards.

483
00:39:16,445 --> 00:39:19,238
Sperm can live for days after ejaculation.

484
00:39:19,341 --> 00:39:21,769
Would not you want to take a chance on me?
- No.

485
00:39:21,928 --> 00:39:25,766
And after the initial scan?
Is to infer when conception occurred?

486
00:39:25,777 --> 00:39:28,306
No. Call this number for an appointment.

487
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:31,390
And take your father with it,
if you know who it is.

488
00:39:33,243 --> 00:39:34,367
Okay.

489
00:39:37,806 --> 00:39:44,142
Just out of interest ... If anyone
doubts over who would be the father ...

490
00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:48,906
You can take a DNA sample during
amniocentesis, which I recommend to anyway.

491
00:39:48,917 --> 00:39:52,974
Since there is a higher risk
of mother to a geriatric.

492
00:39:55,236 --> 00:39:56,635
Geriatrisch?

493
00:39:57,191 --> 00:39:59,766
That is ridiculous.
- Indeed.

494
00:40:01,283 --> 00:40:05,363
Unless you can apply at the same
time allowances and pensions.

495
00:40:07,098 --> 00:40:08,463
That's hilarious.

496
00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:13,463
It is called "news"
because it should feel new.

497
00:40:13,474 --> 00:40:16,499
Otherwise, it was called "old."

498
00:40:16,651 --> 00:40:17,777
Sorry.

499
00:40:18,909 --> 00:40:21,187
The main stories from last night.

500
00:40:21,198 --> 00:40:23,529
Earthquake in Asia, we have seen before.

501
00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:26,558
Car accident on the M5 ...

502
00:40:26,569 --> 00:40:30,410
We make 'old'.
The key need that must be improved.

503
00:40:30,442 --> 00:40:33,531
I want to go throw it a lot.
- She's on the warpath.

504
00:40:33,542 --> 00:40:37,014
Susan, the floor manager was fired.
- She's six months pregnant.

505
00:40:37,025 --> 00:40:40,998
We have to see to grab the attention,
focus control the eyes on the screen.

506
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:45,869
I want to see headlines like:
"Do you get cancer from your bed?"

507
00:40:46,051 --> 00:40:50,523
"You get Alzheimer freeze?"
- Oh my God. Is that right?

508
00:40:50,562 --> 00:40:54,607
It has not been proven, but you miss the
point. The attention, nevertheless draws?

509
00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:59,536
I want to 'Hard News'
by starting with a clear new goal.

510
00:40:59,552 --> 00:41:02,704
About twelve weeks we have a
presentation at the London Media Show ...

511
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:07,417
and I'm looking for a dynamic,
innovative and focused person ...

512
00:41:07,433 --> 00:41:09,573
to take the leading role. Volunteers?

513
00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:12,534
Whatever happens, this job I have to keep.

514
00:41:12,558 --> 00:41:16,058
Fascist boss should prove that I
even though I am a single mother ...

515
00:41:16,081 --> 00:41:18,812
well can handle ironically bearded hipsters.

516
00:41:18,836 --> 00:41:20,058
Someone?

517
00:41:21,582 --> 00:41:26,179
Should you go to the bathroom, Bridget?
- No, I sign up as a volunteer.

518
00:41:26,488 --> 00:41:28,735
Hashtag: "Let's do this!"

519
00:41:37,951 --> 00:41:43,915
It's me. Turn on your TV now.
Look at your TV. Now. Put it on Channel 4.

520
00:41:47,014 --> 00:41:51,381
Bridget, I've found him.
He is the dating website guru.

521
00:41:51,397 --> 00:41:55,351
You have to trust the science.
Algorithms do not lie.

522
00:41:55,378 --> 00:41:58,805
You fucking slept with a billionaire.

523
00:42:01,225 --> 00:42:03,707
Tell me, Bridget.

524
00:42:04,008 --> 00:42:07,561
What attracted you initially
to the billionaire Jack Qwant?

525
00:42:07,577 --> 00:42:11,303
It was his face or body? Big dick?
- I'd do it with him, obviously.

526
00:42:11,342 --> 00:42:13,509
If I were you I would not tell either.

527
00:42:13,524 --> 00:42:19,102
You only need one DNA sample from one of
them and then you can exclude the other.

528
00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:23,534
What should I say to Mark?
"Hi Mark, I know I left dormant ...

529
00:42:23,558 --> 00:42:27,827
but you do not know what blood,
semen or old nails lying around? "

530
00:42:27,887 --> 00:42:29,852
How to get in touch with Jack?

531
00:42:31,021 --> 00:42:32,021
And.

532
00:42:33,015 --> 00:42:36,971
He is a tycoon, damn it.
Can not you just call him.

533
00:42:39,261 --> 00:42:43,352
I just figured out how to win
the favor of the new boss ...

534
00:42:43,368 --> 00:42:46,606
and may exclude one of the fathers.

535
00:42:46,637 --> 00:42:51,185
I must say, Bridget,
I am very impressed by the next guest.

536
00:42:51,246 --> 00:42:56,325
Relevant, approachable, incredibly fuckable.
Well done.

537
00:42:56,364 --> 00:42:59,877
Welcome to CSI Hard News.

538
00:42:59,909 --> 00:43:04,231
One minute about this VT.
- Bring in five, are ready. Thank you.

539
00:43:09,188 --> 00:43:11,954
Thanks darling. If you want to piss off now,
that would be fine.

540
00:43:18,113 --> 00:43:20,357
Jack, this is Cathy. It sets you up.

541
00:43:20,476 --> 00:43:24,790
Hi, Cathy, nice to meet you.
- I think of a simple purple eyeshadow ...

542
00:43:24,793 --> 00:43:27,991
to emphasize your eyes
and maybe a little rouge?

543
00:43:28,307 --> 00:43:31,641
Just kidding.
- What are you funny.

544
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,693
You've got quite a gray hair.

545
00:43:34,733 --> 00:43:37,955
Oh, Jesus.
- So. Ready.

546
00:43:37,971 --> 00:43:40,911
Frankly, there is a very gray piece.
I'll just grab them?

547
00:43:40,927 --> 00:43:45,124
Yes, my hair is full of gray hair.
- Well, that's settled.

548
00:43:45,172 --> 00:43:49,239
Jesus Christ.
- All gone, great.

549
00:43:50,054 --> 00:43:54,911
The nails of this handsome guy should
not be cut best, do not you think?

550
00:43:55,058 --> 00:43:58,634
These hands have not yet gone
through a lot of work, do you?

551
00:43:58,869 --> 00:44:02,074
No, I'm a mathematician.
- They are silky smooth.

552
00:44:02,114 --> 00:44:06,959
Tell me, Jack. Do you like Chinese food?

553
00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:12,998
Jack, I will take you to the set.
- Fine, thank you. Sometimes. Thank you.

554
00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:16,654
I do not think she has applied makeup.
- It is well. You're looking radiant.

555
00:44:20,182 --> 00:44:23,333
We start in five, four ...
And do not forget to turn.

556
00:44:23,350 --> 00:44:27,638
And Miranda, on cue.
- Jack Qwant is uncomfortable.

557
00:44:27,654 --> 00:44:32,807
Raised by one single mother in Baltimore,
he made the matchmaking website Qwantify ...

558
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:36,211
and he claims to have found
an algorithm for love.

559
00:44:36,235 --> 00:44:41,115
Today he's here to tell us all about his
number one bestseller Qwantum Leap '.

560
00:44:41,139 --> 00:44:46,575
It's great to have you on our bench.
- Thank you. It's nice to be here.

561
00:44:47,697 --> 00:44:52,588
We quickly talk about your new book,
but let's first talk about romance.

562
00:44:52,612 --> 00:44:55,015
Qwantify has found the
true love of millions.

563
00:44:55,039 --> 00:44:57,278
About to two.
- Did it work for you too?

564
00:44:57,294 --> 00:45:00,139
If I answer that we are
going to talk about the book?

565
00:45:00,149 --> 00:45:01,154
Maybe.

566
00:45:01,169 --> 00:45:03,888
Can not you try to fuck with
him during the broadcast?

567
00:45:03,911 --> 00:45:06,226
This is amazing. Tell her to flirt more.

568
00:45:06,247 --> 00:45:10,684
Some people were first in
love with Farrah Fawcett.

569
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:13,282
My first love was an algorithm.
- And we lost him.

570
00:45:13,305 --> 00:45:18,154
If he continues to talk about algorithms I go
over to the VT of cats that look like Hitler.

571
00:45:18,178 --> 00:45:19,260
Back to four.

572
00:45:19,276 --> 00:45:22,088
He avoids the question.
Get him off of mathematics.

573
00:45:22,108 --> 00:45:24,265
Ask him if he has a relationship.

574
00:45:24,377 --> 00:45:28,324
For someone who's so good at linking ...

575
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:31,121
there is someone special in your life?

576
00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:35,621
Except Lady Mary of 'Downton Abbey'?
Can we talk about the book?

577
00:45:35,652 --> 00:45:39,190
Hitler put the cat in.
- Do not react so elusive.

578
00:45:39,221 --> 00:45:43,787
It is clear that you have everything.
Why did you choose not family?

579
00:45:43,799 --> 00:45:46,518
Why did you choose not family?
- No children.

580
00:45:47,179 --> 00:45:48,598
And no children?

581
00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:51,087
Brilliant. Zoom in on four.

582
00:45:51,106 --> 00:45:52,539
And on four.
- I love it.

583
00:45:52,817 --> 00:45:54,642
I love children ...

584
00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:59,674
but have to be always found frightening
the idea of ​​self-father.

585
00:45:59,822 --> 00:46:03,642
That's why I'm attracted to algorithms.
- Set the Hitler cats.

586
00:46:04,005 --> 00:46:09,440
They are very rational, reliable and
predictable anything that is not a child.

587
00:46:09,730 --> 00:46:12,514
Can you have children?

588
00:46:12,642 --> 00:46:17,691
Are the soldiers?

589
00:46:20,571 --> 00:46:26,298
Yes, I think so.
The barracks are used regularly.

590
00:46:26,462 --> 00:46:28,368
Really?
- Yes.

591
00:46:28,391 --> 00:46:31,450
For someone with an alleged
algorithm for love ...

592
00:46:31,465 --> 00:46:33,783
Is not it strange that
you've never found anyone?

593
00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:37,655
I think to find something that
you actively have to seek.

594
00:46:37,663 --> 00:46:39,974
I've been too busy so I did not ...

595
00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:44,295
What about the bloodline of the Qwant family?
- And the bloodline of the Qwant family?

596
00:46:44,319 --> 00:46:49,079
Are there unknown secrets?
- Sexual disorders?

597
00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:52,954
Sorry,
I do not know where all this is going ...

598
00:46:52,969 --> 00:46:56,318
but I must tell you that I can
attract the wrong kind of women.

599
00:46:57,195 --> 00:47:00,655
That is amazing.
Thank you wanted to share with us.

600
00:47:03,012 --> 00:47:05,958
Bridget, what are you doing?

601
00:47:05,982 --> 00:47:08,721
You will not believe what
crosses for weirdos my path.

602
00:47:08,729 --> 00:47:10,548
Really?
- Get up.

603
00:47:10,564 --> 00:47:12,841
Tell me what she does.

604
00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:16,988
Ask him about algorithms.
- This must be the last question.

605
00:47:17,019 --> 00:47:21,620
As a final, algorithms.
- Yes.

606
00:47:21,635 --> 00:47:24,763
What attracted you the first time in them?
- The logic and ...

607
00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:27,756
Beautiful, Jack Qwant,
thank you sat on my couch.

608
00:47:27,779 --> 00:47:30,645
I hope you've had just as much fun as I did.
- Jesus.

609
00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:32,902
To the extent that. Bye.

610
00:47:34,926 --> 00:47:39,255
That was amazing.
- I feel that I know you, not the show.

611
00:47:39,271 --> 00:47:41,208
Are you on Tinder?
- What?

612
00:47:41,232 --> 00:47:43,202
Then we have not met.
- No, okay.

613
00:47:48,655 --> 00:47:51,759
Hey, you here.
- Hi.

614
00:47:51,798 --> 00:47:54,319
Good to see you.
- Also good to see you.

615
00:47:54,335 --> 00:48:00,040
I wanted to look up to say hello,
but you know how chaotic live TV.

616
00:48:00,063 --> 00:48:04,389
There are easier ways to get in touch
with me except me on national TV ...

617
00:48:04,413 --> 00:48:08,772
ask about my sperm.
- What? No, that's not what ...

618
00:48:08,922 --> 00:48:11,273
I'd like to hear from you.

619
00:48:11,842 --> 00:48:15,901
I was disappointed when I came
back tomorrow and you were gone.

620
00:48:16,011 --> 00:48:18,947
Were you?
- We had a brilliant night.

621
00:48:20,192 --> 00:48:23,658
I loved you. Until I became a piece ...

622
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:27,136
of 50 gênantste talk
show moments of all time.

623
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,917
Sorry. Yes that...

624
00:48:32,604 --> 00:48:35,996
How should I explain.

625
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:46,656
I am pregnant.
- Wow. Okay.

626
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:51,485
It's ...
much better than you are mentally unbalanced.

627
00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:56,085
I'm about twelve weeks pregnant.

628
00:48:59,076 --> 00:49:01,641
Okay. Right.

629
00:49:03,615 --> 00:49:06,982
So you mean that it was the music?
- Yes.

630
00:49:07,835 --> 00:49:13,465
It's quite a surprise. Yes but...

631
00:49:14,044 --> 00:49:17,915
it goes well with me,
you should know that ...

632
00:49:17,939 --> 00:49:22,122
I want nothing from you.

633
00:49:22,149 --> 00:49:26,183
Besides a complete DNA check and an
assessment of my medical records.

634
00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:32,120
I just do not want you to come out.

635
00:49:32,134 --> 00:49:36,521
And I feel a little silly.

636
00:49:36,552 --> 00:49:40,208
Humiliated, actually. Yes, I'm humiliated.

637
00:49:40,233 --> 00:49:46,015
I would like to retire politely.

638
00:49:46,070 --> 00:49:48,822
Mr. Qwant, will you please sign my book?

639
00:49:49,433 --> 00:49:54,443
Oh God. I have not even told him
that he can not be the only father.

640
00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:56,084
Christina.
- I find this amazing book.

641
00:49:56,116 --> 00:49:58,819
Katie Couric, I need to talk to you.

642
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:04,950
What appears to be like this Jack DNA?
I want that Jack is the father?

643
00:50:05,139 --> 00:50:08,871
I know Jack disagrees.
And what if it is Mark Darcy?

644
00:50:08,895 --> 00:50:13,010
Jesus. I have to confess to him that
I was a whore with dolphin condoms.

645
00:50:13,047 --> 00:50:14,047
Good.

646
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,552
So it goes well with the baby?
- Perfect.

647
00:50:17,876 --> 00:50:22,481
You see?
- Oh my God. Is that him?

648
00:50:28,033 --> 00:50:32,321
And all is well?
- As fit as a fiddle.

649
00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:34,091
Listen.

650
00:50:40,637 --> 00:50:41,774
Look at that.

651
00:50:42,318 --> 00:50:45,730
I recorded it for you. Then you look.

652
00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:50,539
So glad you are going
to do the amniocentesis.

653
00:50:53,087 --> 00:50:54,587
Hi there.

654
00:50:56,238 --> 00:51:01,939
Is that your ear or your foot?
You have very big feet.

655
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:07,922
Oh, and you swing already.

656
00:51:13,676 --> 00:51:15,846
You're the best I've ever seen.

657
00:51:20,058 --> 00:51:23,469
I promise I will do my best.

658
00:51:24,348 --> 00:51:28,870
So just keep safe and cozy inside ...

659
00:51:29,562 --> 00:51:33,729
while I clean up the mess here trying.
And hopefully...

660
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:39,944
What the fuck is that?
- This is the needle for amniocentesis.

661
00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:43,785
We print it in, take a little amniotic
fluid out and test it for abnormalities ...

662
00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:45,916
and also the DNA sample you want.

663
00:51:45,932 --> 00:51:50,086
There is a very slight risk of
miscarriage so you must lie still.

664
00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:52,667
We do not want the needle comes in contact ...
- What?

665
00:51:52,825 --> 00:51:56,066
No. I do not take that risk.

666
00:51:56,098 --> 00:51:59,593
He is gigantic.
He comes firmly to the other side out again.

667
00:51:59,609 --> 00:52:02,431
Come, I'll take you home.

668
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:11,020
Your mother will love it.
- Promise not to tell her?

669
00:52:11,325 --> 00:52:14,900
Not yet.
- No, of course. I promise.

670
00:52:15,392 --> 00:52:19,719
I'm really sorry that I was
the father who does not know.

671
00:52:19,739 --> 00:52:22,087
Do not act so stupid.

672
00:52:22,107 --> 00:52:26,738
I know plenty of people who can be anyone.
- So you're not disappointed?

673
00:52:27,183 --> 00:52:32,084
Do not you think I have it on Jerry Springer?
- No, I'm just happy.

674
00:52:33,243 --> 00:52:38,341
I'm not sure if you are mine or those cute
lieutenant colonel of the bowling club.

675
00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:41,493
It was just a joke.

676
00:52:41,882 --> 00:52:45,401
You have my feet.
I've always had dainty feet.

677
00:52:48,114 --> 00:52:53,062
Just tell the truth, Bridget.
There you are always great.

678
00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:10,338
Mark, I have some exciting news.
I have to tell you something funny.

679
00:53:10,475 --> 00:53:13,092
Mark, I'm pregnant.

680
00:53:13,116 --> 00:53:14,961
Gentlemen and ladies.

681
00:53:15,303 --> 00:53:18,640
There is only one crime committed
today and that is the following.

682
00:53:18,699 --> 00:53:23,421
To use the laws of one country to destroy
the freedom of expression of another.

683
00:53:23,770 --> 00:53:28,004
A cynical politically expedient to take away
the right of these courageous young women ...

684
00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:31,173
to speak the truth about
the country they love.

685
00:53:31,981 --> 00:53:37,898
You love might not like their
music and I can not blame you.

686
00:53:37,945 --> 00:53:43,928
They do not have the hang of the most basic
principles of musicality the basis of melody ...

687
00:53:43,944 --> 00:53:48,548
but this is the land of Shakespeare,
Orwell, Lawrence ...

688
00:53:48,586 --> 00:53:52,393
I had forgotten how good he
is with that wig and gown.

689
00:53:52,402 --> 00:53:57,388
... Against every country, every ruler,
every despot, we will be here in the UK ...

690
00:53:57,396 --> 00:54:02,460
women always defend and protect
that selfless and brave ...

691
00:54:02,476 --> 00:54:05,408
their freedom have risked
their lives and possibly ...

692
00:54:07,406 --> 00:54:08,620
to tell the truth.

693
00:54:09,088 --> 00:54:12,391
The court will now be suspended
and the matter will be felled ...

694
00:54:12,399 --> 00:54:16,540
Power to the Poonani.
- Jesus.

695
00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:19,940
I look forward to the return
of the good old genocide.

696
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:21,150
Asked.

697
00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:31,027
How do you do that?

698
00:54:31,051 --> 00:54:33,971
I did not expect to see you again
after conditions at baptism.

699
00:54:33,987 --> 00:54:35,490
Shit. He dived straight in.

700
00:54:35,514 --> 00:54:40,206
No, I understand. Maybe flattery works.

701
00:54:40,214 --> 00:54:42,826
You were very impressive net.
- Thank you.

702
00:54:43,873 --> 00:54:47,346
While dealing with them the last
month has raised a little sympathy ...

703
00:54:47,370 --> 00:54:50,475
the totalitarian dictator who
silenced them wants to impose.

704
00:54:51,348 --> 00:54:54,897
Okay, just kidding.
Next time I will laugh harder.

705
00:54:54,961 --> 00:54:57,767
There is only a limited number of
times that someone can listen to ...

706
00:54:57,902 --> 00:55:02,027
absolutely not catchy "Menstruation,
castration, Liberation."

707
00:55:03,447 --> 00:55:07,808
Mark, that's hilarious.

708
00:55:13,964 --> 00:55:14,964
Please.

709
00:55:24,345 --> 00:55:28,509
Thus.
- So, Mark.

710
00:55:28,536 --> 00:55:29,540
And.

711
00:55:31,733 --> 00:55:36,285
The gardens look beautiful. For autumn.
- Yes.

712
00:55:36,396 --> 00:55:39,325
Is that a chestnut tree?
- Bridget.

713
00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:48,917
I am pregnant.

714
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,563
Okay. Well, congratulations.

715
00:55:57,075 --> 00:55:58,146
How can I help?

716
00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:01,711
I'm three months pregnant.

717
00:56:07,061 --> 00:56:08,368
You mean the baptism?

718
00:56:10,411 --> 00:56:11,411
And.

719
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:16,873
Excuse me a moment.

720
00:56:39,972 --> 00:56:45,083
This is perhaps the most beautiful piece of
information that I received in my entire life.

721
00:56:50,732 --> 00:56:55,395
I have no expectations about how it goes.
I just thought you should know.

722
00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:56,916
No, of course.

723
00:56:59,405 --> 00:57:03,923
I mean, how do you feel? Are you happy?
- Yes that's me.

724
00:57:03,955 --> 00:57:08,391
So much has happened in the last ten years.
Much has changed.

725
00:57:08,399 --> 00:57:11,811
I mean, you've been married, and I am ...

726
00:57:11,937 --> 00:57:15,950
have been on some distant
holiday destinations.

727
00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:18,380
But ... So there's Jack.

728
00:57:18,404 --> 00:57:20,368
I mean ...
- I know.

729
00:57:21,585 --> 00:57:24,913
But now I can not feel sad about it.

730
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:42,071
God, how can I tell him now.

731
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:50,622
State of emergency. Can not sleep.
Thoughts go round and round in my head.

732
00:57:50,638 --> 00:57:54,135
It is really strange that you can do
something so complicated and important ...

733
00:57:54,150 --> 00:57:57,491
when growing a baby or invade
Iraq without any instructions.

734
00:57:57,646 --> 00:58:00,103
All the alcohol I drank
the last few years ...

735
00:58:00,124 --> 00:58:02,189
the baby will give the
fetal alcohol syndrome.

736
00:58:02,205 --> 00:58:03,884
These things I can do.

737
00:58:04,167 --> 00:58:05,553
Mark talk about Jack ...

738
00:58:05,573 --> 00:58:08,347
and risk that I hurt him so
that I can not live with myself.

739
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,145
Mark did not tell Jack,
but I can not go on with it.

740
00:58:12,153 --> 00:58:16,993
both tell them that the other is the father
and the one who is not the father stripped ...

741
00:58:19,232 --> 00:58:22,701
Oh Jesus.
Nobody tell you something and run off.

742
00:58:23,855 --> 00:58:27,059
Hello?
- Hey, the father of your child.

743
00:58:27,985 --> 00:58:30,418
Jack?
- Yes, how else?

744
00:58:31,509 --> 00:58:32,596
Come on up.

745
00:58:38,090 --> 00:58:43,324
Damn. He probably has hired a team of
detectives Google Earth to find me.

746
00:58:43,848 --> 00:58:46,518
Okay, do as normal as possible.

747
00:58:54,288 --> 00:58:56,439
Come on in.
- Okay.

748
00:59:00,728 --> 00:59:04,024
You've found it.
- Try it, see if it fits.

749
00:59:06,995 --> 00:59:08,000
Wow.

750
00:59:10,479 --> 00:59:14,433
I did not expect to see you.
- I did not expect to come.

751
00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:18,458
I am to be rejected not used. Twice.

752
00:59:20,630 --> 00:59:23,457
I hope you cake in that bag.

753
00:59:29,986 --> 00:59:31,883
I thought a lot.

754
00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:39,727
This whole baby situation has shocked me. We have
printed an entire relationship in one night ...

755
00:59:39,749 --> 00:59:42,912
and have beaten all about
to start a family phase.

756
00:59:43,273 --> 00:59:46,215
We even had no real second date.

757
00:59:48,145 --> 00:59:53,024
If we had done that,
then I would have taken to Ottolenghi.

758
00:59:53,151 --> 00:59:57,297
You would have got grilled
salmon and pine nuts salsa.

759
00:59:57,432 --> 01:00:02,982
Incredibly and healthy.
And we would have come back here ...

760
01:00:03,577 --> 01:00:05,704
have great sex ...

761
01:00:05,728 --> 01:00:10,429
and the next day we send
each other dirty messages.

762
01:00:21,851 --> 01:00:25,013
I would not have to do on a second date.

763
01:00:25,029 --> 01:00:27,550
Why not. You let me do it on the first.

764
01:00:27,566 --> 01:00:31,729
And then we would witness a
naughty weekend on the coast ...

765
01:00:31,745 --> 01:00:36,144
I would prove my manhood by
winning a stuffed animal ...

766
01:00:37,117 --> 01:00:38,133
on the pier.

767
01:00:38,355 --> 01:00:41,642
But I really wanted the big Scooby-Doo.
- Oh, no one wins.

768
01:00:41,667 --> 01:00:43,214
There are coconuts stuck.

769
01:00:52,643 --> 01:00:55,370
What are those for?
- To offer my apology.

770
01:00:55,833 --> 01:00:57,340
We had our first fight.

771
01:00:58,112 --> 01:01:02,975
I was not flirting with the waitress.
She means nothing to me.

772
01:01:08,135 --> 01:01:11,950
And then I'd ...

773
01:01:12,228 --> 01:01:16,251
Swedish furniture bought to assemble.

774
01:01:17,059 --> 01:01:22,150
If we get through this, we can do anything.
- Everything.

775
01:01:23,454 --> 01:01:27,061
I would be pathetic if your neck
is blotchy when you are nervous.

776
01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:30,547
And I know you would be the
best mother to my child.

777
01:02:03,813 --> 01:02:07,882
Oh no, can not fall in love
with a radiant new American.

778
01:02:07,930 --> 01:02:10,798
Tomorrow I tell them both, definitely.

779
01:02:12,747 --> 01:02:17,768
I just wanted to know how
to recover the presentation.

780
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:21,378
Yes, I'm full,
I blender me all the way through.

781
01:02:21,393 --> 01:02:24,878
I trust you, Bridget.
You must do well. Do you understand?

782
01:02:24,909 --> 01:02:29,013
100 percent. You can count on me.
- Beautiful.

783
01:02:34,238 --> 01:02:38,065
Is it going well?
- Yes.

784
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:42,636
Big party. I'm glad to see you both again.

785
01:02:42,651 --> 01:02:45,274
We also Gianni.
- Great news, huh?

786
01:02:45,290 --> 01:02:46,299
Cheers.

787
01:02:47,060 --> 01:02:51,955
I thought of Jack.
If it's a boy, named after my grandfather.

788
01:02:51,971 --> 01:02:55,459
It's a good strong name. You can trust Jack.

789
01:02:55,562 --> 01:02:57,785
Yes, one for the list.

790
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,689
Op Jack.

791
01:03:02,134 --> 01:03:03,746
So this is dad, I suppose.

792
01:03:03,770 --> 01:03:07,457
Glad you're here.
It is a unique and wonderful moment.

793
01:03:07,473 --> 01:03:12,056
Dr. Rawlings,
I wonder if you can give me a little favor.

794
01:03:14,075 --> 01:03:17,889
So this is dad, I suppose. Nice to meet you.

795
01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:24,220
Glad you could be there.
This is a unique and wonderful moment.

796
01:03:24,236 --> 01:03:28,267
Before we begin, you want to know the sex?
- We should be prepared.

797
01:03:28,283 --> 01:03:30,199
I do not know.
- It is a boy.

798
01:03:30,530 --> 01:03:33,793
A boy.
- Our boy.

799
01:03:35,798 --> 01:03:37,370
My boy.

800
01:03:39,643 --> 01:03:44,454
Okay, now I really need to tell them.
Start with Jack.

801
01:03:44,470 --> 01:03:49,300
Invited him for the big scary work
presentation and will then explain.

802
01:03:51,899 --> 01:03:52,901
Welcome.

803
01:03:53,362 --> 01:03:59,123
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804
01:03:59,131 --> 01:04:02,130
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805
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806
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807
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808
01:04:18,969 --> 01:04:23,498
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809
01:04:23,514 --> 01:04:28,627
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810
01:04:28,730 --> 01:04:33,953
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811
01:04:34,254 --> 01:04:37,517
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812
01:04:37,533 --> 01:04:43,477
where Adam Wollaston leads a team of
Venture Rangers to the summit of Ben Nevis.

813
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:49,228
Hello, Adam Wollaston.
- 'Hard News' sucks.

814
01:04:51,954 --> 01:04:54,137
Jezus.
- O jee.

815
01:04:54,153 --> 01:04:57,558
Let's news story but quickly behind us.

816
01:05:05,891 --> 01:05:07,438
Technische storing.

817
01:05:10,827 --> 01:05:15,689
It's obviously never been easier
to email or text the show.

818
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:21,461
You only have to look at
"Hard News" or simply H.

819
01:05:21,534 --> 01:05:22,805
Because...

820
01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:28,873
Damn. What's he doing here?

821
01:05:28,889 --> 01:05:33,451
Because we believe in 'Hard News' ...

822
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:39,285
We believe we are ready and ahead ...

823
01:05:39,301 --> 01:05:43,516
by asking the questions that
the world wants to answer.

824
01:05:50,276 --> 01:05:51,300
Turn around.

825
01:06:02,791 --> 01:06:06,989
Thank you. Okay. Career collapsed.

826
01:06:07,013 --> 01:06:11,660
Both men in the same room.
What can go wrong there now?

827
01:06:15,537 --> 01:06:18,266
I hope you do not mind me
suddenly stand before you.

828
01:06:18,439 --> 01:06:21,331
No.
- Well done. It was bad...

829
01:06:22,556 --> 01:06:25,586
Yes.
- Technically skilled.

830
01:06:26,189 --> 01:06:30,452
Mark, I want you to meet ...

831
01:06:38,056 --> 01:06:42,576
Sithrnthnthn Ariartr.

832
01:06:42,596 --> 01:06:48,703
Arirenata's regional manager
in DTC Technological Solutions.

833
01:06:48,719 --> 01:06:51,566
Or not, Ari Sinatra?

834
01:06:55,083 --> 01:06:56,684
Hoi.
- Hello.

835
01:06:59,948 --> 01:07:03,356
What was it doing? What did you think?

836
01:07:03,379 --> 01:07:06,834
I have four voicemails David
Cartwright I do not dare to listen.

837
01:07:06,858 --> 01:07:09,612
I'll be right back.
- You call that a presentation?

838
01:07:09,631 --> 01:07:12,492
I doubt whether I have the right people
around me because you are not ...

839
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:15,022
I'm sorry, Alice.
- Sorry is not good enough.

840
01:07:15,038 --> 01:07:19,963
Excuse me. Look at me when I talk to you.
- I'm sorry, but I ...

841
01:07:21,396 --> 01:07:22,396
What?

842
01:07:23,489 --> 01:07:26,351
Bridget, I want you to meet Jack Qwant.
He's pretty special.

843
01:07:26,366 --> 01:07:29,909
I read a profile of him in The New Yorker."
- Okay, yeah.

844
01:07:29,925 --> 01:07:32,575
We know each other -. Yes, we certainly do.

845
01:07:32,599 --> 01:07:34,800
Well done.
- Why have not you introduced him?

846
01:07:34,816 --> 01:07:38,173
He's brilliant. He represents the
punk rock band that is delivered.

847
01:07:38,189 --> 01:07:40,811
That's right.
- Yes. I knew well.

848
01:07:40,835 --> 01:07:44,233
Hi, we have been too fleeting acquaintance.

849
01:07:44,256 --> 01:07:46,945
I lead the data management
for most of Daventry.

850
01:07:50,006 --> 01:07:55,201
Fantastic that you get on so well
together because you have a lot in common.

851
01:07:55,385 --> 01:08:01,379
we will find a quieter place?
- Yes, why not. I booked at Gianni.

852
01:08:01,395 --> 01:08:03,775
Beautiful.
- That sounds good.

853
01:08:05,595 --> 01:08:10,745
I think this must serve, Arinuth. Sorry.

854
01:08:16,788 --> 01:08:21,098
Do you really think math is ...
how you described it in your book?

855
01:08:21,112 --> 01:08:24,243
helps to analyze behavior which
was first hidden from scientists?

856
01:08:24,259 --> 01:08:29,124
My dating algorithm helps people to
find their love, not to replace them.

857
01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:33,908
Oh no, it's a great idea.
- Have you ever tried?

858
01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:40,878
You're single?
- Yes, I think so.

859
01:08:41,934 --> 01:08:44,003
How did you meet?

860
01:08:48,487 --> 01:08:51,657
Yes.
- It is...

861
01:08:53,066 --> 01:08:56,764
It's a funny story.

862
01:09:00,342 --> 01:09:05,753
A few months ago, on the fourth of the month,
I met Jack at a music festival.

863
01:09:05,774 --> 01:09:06,774
Okay.

864
01:09:06,793 --> 01:09:12,968
And we got on well and had
some sort of relationship.

865
01:09:12,993 --> 01:09:19,421
And next week, on the eleventh of the month
at the baptism of Judes baby to be exact ...

866
01:09:19,445 --> 01:09:25,384
after we had quite had consumed some alcohol
Mark and I the same type of relationship.

867
01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:32,011
And this is the funny part, I think.
These relationships ...

868
01:09:32,034 --> 01:09:37,795
the resulting life can
in my belly you're both.

869
01:09:47,419 --> 01:09:53,475
I know I should have told it
before but I have simply not done.

870
01:09:55,845 --> 01:09:57,555
You both looked so happy.

871
01:09:57,878 --> 01:10:01,773
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you just
say it may be the baby of both of us?

872
01:10:05,233 --> 01:10:09,426
So you have no idea who our father is?

873
01:10:13,018 --> 01:10:18,111
I know, it's all very confusing. Sorry.

874
01:10:20,557 --> 01:10:25,765
So how do we choose to do this ...

875
01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:32,019
the most important at this time is this.

876
01:10:35,768 --> 01:10:38,348
Bridget,
I'm not just pretend it's not a shock.

877
01:10:39,767 --> 01:10:43,775
I want you to know that you're
right despite the circumstances.

878
01:10:44,985 --> 01:10:47,112
The baby is the most important.

879
01:10:48,341 --> 01:10:50,876
Who knows, this could be a great adventure.

880
01:10:51,346 --> 01:10:54,801
I'm afraid I have to go. I have a meeting.

881
01:10:59,855 --> 01:11:02,274
Sorry.
- Mark ...

882
01:11:09,464 --> 01:11:12,436
Gianni, we can get the bill?
- Subito.

883
01:11:21,082 --> 01:11:23,000
And if I thought that was awkward ...

884
01:11:23,023 --> 01:11:27,015
how would receive the news is on mom's
election campaign for city council?

885
01:11:27,181 --> 01:11:30,324
We are half an hour ago already begun.
Where were you?

886
01:11:30,348 --> 01:11:34,252
You said it was an emergency.
"The Gazette" want to make a family portrait.

887
01:11:34,276 --> 01:11:35,357
What are you wearing?

888
01:11:37,036 --> 01:11:39,617
Oh my God. Bridget, you are ...
- Yes.

889
01:11:42,213 --> 01:11:47,082
Why did not you tell?
- I did not mean to upset you.

890
01:11:47,103 --> 01:11:51,978
Why would that happen?
Oh no, Bridget. Who is the father?

891
01:11:52,187 --> 01:11:56,876
It's not Mark? Oh, say he is.
- There is a probability of at least 50 percent.

892
01:11:56,892 --> 01:12:00,851
A 50 percent chance?
- Mark of the really nice American named Jack.

893
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:05,153
No, Bridget. An American?
Did you have a threesome?

894
01:12:05,426 --> 01:12:07,021
Ms Jones.

895
01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:13,599
Here, take this and pretend all is well.
- Everything is good.

896
01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:18,624
Ms. Jones, we can ...
- This is a nice place for you.

897
01:12:21,759 --> 01:12:25,925
Are you ashamed of me?
- No honey. It's just the circumstances.

898
01:12:25,941 --> 01:12:28,395
I struggle with a high function.

899
01:12:29,296 --> 01:12:32,975
If you like vote Pamela Jones family values.
Bye.

900
01:12:33,361 --> 01:12:36,137
It is not the fifties.

901
01:12:36,351 --> 01:12:41,278
Look around you.
The two lesbians from number 32 just adopted.

902
01:12:41,779 --> 01:12:46,070
If you look at things does not change
you lose your valuable election ...

903
01:12:46,486 --> 01:12:48,227
and maybe your daughter.

904
01:12:50,671 --> 01:12:53,407
Bridget, how nice to see you.

905
01:12:53,589 --> 01:12:55,895
Are you...?
- Yes indeed.

906
01:12:56,019 --> 01:13:00,426
How beautiful.
We thought you had grown back thick.

907
01:13:03,643 --> 01:13:08,857
I am now the Mary Magdalene of Central England.
I have Mom and Mark Darcy estranged from me.

908
01:13:08,859 --> 01:13:13,141
I'm like a tropical insect that catches
men to conceive and then eat them.

909
01:13:13,187 --> 01:13:18,019
The question is: Mark will show up and
participate in this polyamorous family?

910
01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:30,720
The first pregnancy course.

911
01:13:31,453 --> 01:13:33,711
Spannend, summer?
- Ja.

912
01:13:35,559 --> 01:13:37,311
You look great.

913
01:13:43,895 --> 01:13:45,631
Hello.

914
01:13:46,643 --> 01:13:49,917
So glad you came.
- Yes I agree.

915
01:13:50,103 --> 01:13:53,476
I took tasty tea.
- Thank you.

916
01:13:55,651 --> 01:14:00,393
Great to see you, dude. But there
is hell of a lot of caffeine in tea.

917
01:14:00,403 --> 01:14:04,126
I brought you juice.

918
01:14:05,235 --> 01:14:09,894
Thank you. Shall we go inside?

919
01:14:09,896 --> 01:14:12,285
Why not?
- Certainly. I will carry you.

920
01:14:12,287 --> 01:14:15,477
Thank you.
- Can I carry your phone?

921
01:14:19,611 --> 01:14:20,859
Dank je.

922
01:14:21,779 --> 01:14:23,819
And who are you?

923
01:14:23,943 --> 01:14:28,567
I'm Bridget and this is Jack ...

924
01:14:28,695 --> 01:14:32,070
and this is Mark.

925
01:14:33,070 --> 01:14:39,213
What single.
You are today our second set of the same sex.

926
01:14:41,987 --> 01:14:45,171
No, actually we're ...
- Absolutely.

927
01:14:45,173 --> 01:14:48,981
The baby gift will make us feel complete.

928
01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:52,623
You are then the surrogate mother?
- Indeed yes.

929
01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:55,903
I help this great bunch to
come out of their dream.

930
01:14:55,905 --> 01:15:00,468
Mark is here very nervous about it.
Completely new to you, anyway, lamb chop?

931
01:15:03,027 --> 01:15:06,567
Like all dreamers,
we are on the road obstacles.

932
01:15:06,695 --> 01:15:10,994
How do you like your placenta?
- Quickly.

933
01:15:35,859 --> 01:15:37,938
Are you okay? Are you sure?

934
01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:42,114
And of course can have many benefits
massage during our pregnancy.

935
01:15:42,116 --> 01:15:46,179
Can we mention a few?
- It relieves stress and gives good hormones.

936
01:15:46,181 --> 01:15:48,728
And should be avoided in
one risky pregnancy ...

937
01:15:48,748 --> 01:15:50,883
For example, if there is a geriatric mother.

938
01:15:50,903 --> 01:15:54,114
Right, great, someone has delved into it.

939
01:15:54,116 --> 01:15:57,450
Do you want to continue?
- No, I have let Jack go.

940
01:15:57,452 --> 01:16:00,135
I think he 's will survive.
- That's sweet of you.

941
01:16:00,137 --> 01:16:02,353
That's why I love you, my little teacup.

942
01:16:04,695 --> 01:16:08,067
What if we ask the right questions
and apply the law of mathematics ...

943
01:16:08,195 --> 01:16:11,195
so the science of courtship
can be determined?

944
01:16:14,817 --> 01:16:16,891
Are you compatible?

945
01:16:33,651 --> 01:16:36,195
Yippee. It is a match.

946
01:17:07,527 --> 01:17:10,851
Can I request an appeal ...

947
01:17:10,853 --> 01:17:15,180
in the case of Her Majesty's
Government and Saddiq Al Bashir.

948
01:17:15,735 --> 01:17:18,844
As Your Honour may know,
Mr. Al Bashir has lost.

949
01:17:18,864 --> 01:17:23,100
So everything's okay?
- Yes, it is this combination ...

950
01:17:23,102 --> 01:17:27,443
pickles, anchovies, banana and Pringles.

951
01:17:27,903 --> 01:17:31,129
So it's really ...
- It's air.

952
01:17:32,934 --> 01:17:39,111
Right, so, in the future regular Pringles,
not hot, spicy barbecue?

953
01:17:39,113 --> 01:17:42,332
Or maybe no Pringles. Try that.

954
01:17:45,679 --> 01:17:49,239
Is everything alright? Bridget is in order?
- Yes, everything is fine.

955
01:17:49,803 --> 01:17:55,303
She's in there with ... That's Dr. Pringle.
He tests her blood. This is interesting.

956
01:17:55,305 --> 01:17:59,157
It is a new technique of Oslo we tested.
That's Norwegian.

957
01:17:59,159 --> 01:18:02,937
It does not matter. I know about Jack.
- Thank God. Why did not you say?

958
01:18:03,055 --> 01:18:05,847
It's okay. He has her completely reassured.

959
01:18:06,263 --> 01:18:09,403
I'm sorry, I got your messages.
I was in court.

960
01:18:12,679 --> 01:18:16,158
Hi. It does not matter.
There you can put anything.

961
01:18:20,011 --> 01:18:23,095
Which you need to include.
It may be your job.

962
01:18:26,055 --> 01:18:29,555
No worries. I help her.
- Yes, I can see that.

963
01:18:30,555 --> 01:18:35,477
Okay, you need to relax.
We must do this together.

964
01:18:35,555 --> 01:18:40,660
In Peru at the "Um Bat Do ', fatherhood is a
shared responsibility among many tribal members.

965
01:18:40,662 --> 01:18:43,811
Unfortunately, we do not live in Peru.
I live in Ealing.

966
01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:48,652
Negative energy is so bad for the baby.

967
01:18:50,927 --> 01:18:55,478
Stop. You both. This is not a competition.

968
01:18:57,847 --> 01:19:02,626
She's right.
We must let this toxic energy from the room.

969
01:19:11,135 --> 01:19:12,555
It will only take a moment.

970
01:19:24,847 --> 01:19:30,168
What is it? Come on, buddy.
Why are you so angry?

971
01:19:31,387 --> 01:19:33,387
You know what? I'm not your buddy.

972
01:19:33,511 --> 01:19:37,015
I know nothing about vibes or negative
energy or prenatal flatulence ...

973
01:19:37,017 --> 01:19:38,700
and even less about algorithms ...

974
01:19:38,702 --> 01:19:42,049
so I will confess that the laws
of attraction are a mystery to me.

975
01:19:42,387 --> 01:19:44,971
In fact,
Bridget defies understanding in general.

976
01:19:45,095 --> 01:19:48,179
Despite, or perhaps because of the
appalling litany of disasters ...

977
01:19:48,303 --> 01:19:51,567
I've seen the last 40 years,
I know Bridget pretty good ...

978
01:19:51,569 --> 01:19:53,590
and all these years I
have a lot to give her.

979
01:19:53,592 --> 01:19:56,809
That can defy automated reasoning,
but I can not help it.

980
01:19:56,829 --> 01:19:58,003
Nothing you can do about it?

981
01:19:58,005 --> 01:20:01,287
You could stay close rather than
to save the world with your mobile.

982
01:20:01,307 --> 01:20:02,618
I make her happy, Mark.

983
01:20:02,638 --> 01:20:05,802
I suppose your algorithm
predicts that you are destined.

984
01:20:05,822 --> 01:20:10,783
Indeed. The fact that you "tried t decade
and failed, tells me that you're not.

985
01:20:11,347 --> 01:20:13,511
No ...
- I will not argue with you.

986
01:20:16,803 --> 01:20:18,641
We must think of Bridget and the baby.

987
01:20:18,643 --> 01:20:21,339
In sickness and in health,
fate brought us together.

988
01:20:21,341 --> 01:20:24,847
It was no accident, it were condoms.
- How do you mean?

989
01:20:24,971 --> 01:20:28,219
That ridiculous dolphin friendly stuff
from the bottom of Bridget's bag.

990
01:20:29,347 --> 01:20:33,087
Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking
about. When Bridget and I did it, I was ...

991
01:20:33,679 --> 01:20:35,924
I was not dressed for the occasion.

992
01:21:18,887 --> 01:21:20,847
None Mark today?
- No.

993
01:21:26,635 --> 01:21:30,202
We should thank one person who
was willing to fight for us ...

994
01:21:30,204 --> 01:21:33,113
when no one else did,
and we say to those ...

995
01:21:33,471 --> 01:21:34,847
with all our hearts ... "

996
01:21:39,555 --> 01:21:41,679
"Freedom of expression!"

997
01:21:44,555 --> 01:21:46,927
Bridget, we are back in the air.

998
01:21:48,471 --> 01:21:52,095
I still can not believe Mark has gone away.

999
01:21:52,219 --> 01:21:54,135
It's not really his fault.

1000
01:21:54,263 --> 01:21:59,553
Let's just hope it's Jack, right?

1001
01:22:00,011 --> 01:22:05,080
Be honest, it could be worse.
He's damn good.

1002
01:22:05,082 --> 01:22:08,471
He's richer than God and his
doll has a pleasant size.

1003
01:22:08,595 --> 01:22:13,347
That's right,
and on paper we are very similar.

1004
01:22:14,135 --> 01:22:17,713
But how do you know?
- You just have to have confidence in it.

1005
01:22:17,715 --> 01:22:22,885
You just have to ask yourself:
'Do I see myself to be old ...

1006
01:22:22,887 --> 01:22:26,826
with him and not with Mark Darcy? "

1007
01:22:29,179 --> 01:22:32,418
There it is. Here we go.

1008
01:22:41,971 --> 01:22:45,011
The first few months,
they see only black and white.

1009
01:22:45,135 --> 01:22:47,887
This will contribute to the
promotion of spatial awareness.

1010
01:22:48,011 --> 01:22:49,971
Or early onset of motion sickness.

1011
01:22:51,595 --> 01:22:55,137
I bought this for him. A bouncer.

1012
01:22:56,679 --> 01:22:59,635
Only no idea where we are going drop.

1013
01:23:01,179 --> 01:23:06,814
In that respect it ...
here is quite tight, do not you think?

1014
01:23:09,219 --> 01:23:11,028
It's homey.

1015
01:23:12,937 --> 01:23:18,585
I've been thinking.
It would be nice if we moved in together.

1016
01:23:18,763 --> 01:23:21,107
Do you think we are ready?

1017
01:23:21,109 --> 01:23:25,560
I'm just tired of living in
hotel rooms and airplane lounges.

1018
01:23:26,095 --> 01:23:30,996
We could be a family. I, you and him.

1019
01:23:32,095 --> 01:23:33,821
What do you think about it?

1020
01:23:39,095 --> 01:23:42,135
What if it's not yours?
- What?

1021
01:23:42,263 --> 01:23:44,719
What if it turns out that the baby of Mark?

1022
01:23:50,135 --> 01:23:52,816
Well,
that will certainly change some things.

1023
01:23:57,679 --> 01:24:00,441
Is that what you want? That is Mark?

1024
01:24:06,303 --> 01:24:08,011
Are you in love with him?

1025
01:24:11,471 --> 01:24:15,776
That I've been in the past.

1026
01:24:17,387 --> 01:24:18,803
And me?

1027
01:24:21,055 --> 01:24:24,454
That might, some day.

1028
01:24:32,679 --> 01:24:36,768
Bridget, I'm not completely honest with you.

1029
01:24:37,803 --> 01:24:41,614
Mark thinks the baby is not his,
and I let him believe it's mine.

1030
01:24:42,219 --> 01:24:44,511
That's why he's gone.

1031
01:24:48,387 --> 01:24:51,135
Why would he think that?
- Because I took care of that.

1032
01:24:51,263 --> 01:24:53,303
Because I wanted you for myself.

1033
01:24:56,803 --> 01:24:58,927
We could be so good for each other.

1034
01:25:01,135 --> 01:25:07,235
97 percent.
- On paper.

1035
01:25:07,927 --> 01:25:10,733
But love does not happen on paper.

1036
01:25:12,219 --> 01:25:17,278
Sometimes you love someone
because he is not the same as you.

1037
01:25:20,595 --> 01:25:24,303
And sometimes you love someone
because it feels like home.

1038
01:25:28,511 --> 01:25:30,427
I have to find Mark.

1039
01:25:36,971 --> 01:25:42,031
Hello, Pierce.
Bridget, I'm trying to get Mark.

1040
01:25:42,033 --> 01:25:45,595
He has just returned from a trip, Bridget.
He's on his way home.

1041
01:26:20,011 --> 01:26:21,683
Hoi.

1042
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:08,802
To go about eight weeks.

1043
01:27:14,303 --> 01:27:16,978
You do not really need them.

1044
01:27:16,980 --> 01:27:20,545
They are only good places for car seats,
then they are only in the way.

1045
01:27:22,179 --> 01:27:25,874
You're quite capable of
doing this on your own.

1046
01:27:26,803 --> 01:27:28,633
I succeeded.

1047
01:27:35,372 --> 01:27:39,194
Weight: What does that matter?
Calories: 3,100. Mainly potatoes.

1048
01:27:39,196 --> 01:27:43,704
Alcohol: 0. Torture.
But going only four weeks.

1049
01:27:47,535 --> 01:27:53,362
You know what? I can do this on my own.
We can do this together.

1050
01:27:53,747 --> 01:27:58,119
One of the advantages of being pregnant
is not your spinster need to feel more.

1051
01:27:58,247 --> 01:28:00,955
Because of that little
miracle that grows within you.

1052
01:28:01,079 --> 01:28:03,807
Hello.

1053
01:28:05,871 --> 01:28:09,163
Your mother is organizing a
Christmas party as a political race.

1054
01:28:09,287 --> 01:28:14,402
It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.
Be brave. Go inside.

1055
01:28:15,371 --> 01:28:17,079
Hello Sweetie.
- Hey.

1056
01:28:17,203 --> 01:28:20,911
Sorry, I did not think anyone would be.
I'll go upstairs.

1057
01:28:21,035 --> 01:28:27,242
No, nonsense.
Una has once again let print all posters.

1058
01:28:29,165 --> 01:28:31,480
You have inspired me.
- Still so long.

1059
01:28:31,482 --> 01:28:34,004
However, you were right.

1060
01:28:34,006 --> 01:28:38,371
This place is full of single mothers,
single fathers, bisexuals, surrogates.

1061
01:28:38,495 --> 01:28:40,579
And they are all so sweet and so normal.

1062
01:28:40,703 --> 01:28:44,565
I even have two gay men in the team.
- No, thank you.

1063
01:28:44,567 --> 01:28:46,579
Who would have expected now?
- Everybody.

1064
01:28:48,203 --> 01:28:50,371
I'm so proud of you, honey. Do you know?

1065
01:28:50,871 --> 01:28:54,323
What you do is not easy,
but if anyone can it's you.

1066
01:28:55,079 --> 01:28:58,921
That child is the happiest guy on
earth to have you as his mother.

1067
01:28:59,247 --> 01:29:03,016
He will have the love of
millions father at his side.

1068
01:29:04,411 --> 01:29:07,323
Come on. We need to go campaigning.

1069
01:29:07,325 --> 01:29:10,918
Out of the way. A single mother is coming.

1070
01:29:12,663 --> 01:29:18,374
Laura, Josh.
We must give six minutes to General Lu Tong.

1071
01:29:18,787 --> 01:29:22,565
It's big news.
- Yes, Alice wants to do the interview.

1072
01:29:22,567 --> 01:29:25,787
She has a heading
"end of the world on Tuesday?"

1073
01:29:25,911 --> 01:29:29,495
That could be good if we lose Lu Tong.
Lu Tong continues.

1074
01:29:29,619 --> 01:29:31,747
Six minutes. We go for it.

1075
01:29:33,163 --> 01:29:37,981
General Lu Tong, hello.
Sorry that this is so chaotic today.

1076
01:29:38,411 --> 01:29:41,787
Thank you for coming.
In two minutes we go live.

1077
01:29:41,911 --> 01:29:46,535
Miranda would probably start with
what is happening in Naypyidaw.

1078
01:29:46,663 --> 01:29:49,400
On three.
- Miranda, back to General Lu Tong.

1079
01:29:49,402 --> 01:29:53,438
Keep asking questions.
- I'm asking you again, General Lu Tong ...

1080
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,411
take responsibility for the
violation of human rights ...

1081
01:29:56,535 --> 01:29:58,371
performed by your own government?

1082
01:29:58,373 --> 01:30:01,905
He is on the rack. Shows which sweat.

1083
01:30:01,907 --> 01:30:05,203
Focus, four.
- I'm sorry, I can not answer that.

1084
01:30:05,327 --> 01:30:10,180
Can, or would you not, General Lu Tong?

1085
01:30:10,182 --> 01:30:15,827
On balance, I recommend "can not", given
General Lu Tong I've found in the lobby ...

1086
01:30:15,829 --> 01:30:21,102
and his driver is live and answer
questions about Far Eastern geopolitics.

1087
01:30:21,104 --> 01:30:24,795
Not? Any comments you want to make
on the use of sexual torture ...

1088
01:30:24,797 --> 01:30:26,154
by your own troops?

1089
01:30:27,247 --> 01:30:31,690
Ask him about the traffic in London.
- The traffic in London, General Lu Tong?

1090
01:30:31,692 --> 01:30:35,709
Do you have anything to say about it?
No comment. Unbelievable.

1091
01:30:35,995 --> 01:30:39,992
That's what General Lu Tong concerns.
See you after the break.

1092
01:30:39,994 --> 01:30:41,385
Well done.

1093
01:30:44,371 --> 01:30:46,911
Unfortunately, you leave me no choice.

1094
01:30:47,035 --> 01:30:50,581
It is actually illegal to
fire someone who is pregnant.

1095
01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:53,624
Therefore, I do not absolve her.
I push her through gross incompetence.

1096
01:30:53,626 --> 01:30:57,799
Bridget is the beating heart of this show.
Why would you want to fire her?

1097
01:30:57,801 --> 01:31:00,648
How about 't interviewing one driver?

1098
01:31:00,650 --> 01:31:04,894
Using define a television interview or a
guest might be the father of her child ...

1099
01:31:04,896 --> 01:31:09,379
and responsible for the
transmission of six nude butts?

1100
01:31:14,871 --> 01:31:18,426
It does not matter.
It really does not, Richard.

1101
01:31:18,955 --> 01:31:22,609
I wanted to quit anyway. Probably.

1102
01:31:23,119 --> 01:31:27,455
Believe it or not,
I was just like you when I started here.

1103
01:31:27,579 --> 01:31:32,859
Some firmer and much less makeup,
but I would also leave my mark.

1104
01:31:33,079 --> 01:31:35,535
But I want no part of your development.

1105
01:31:35,663 --> 01:31:39,820
I have anyway not the right hairstyle
and do not drink cocktails in jars ...

1106
01:31:39,822 --> 01:31:42,144
or post pictures of my lunch on Instagram.

1107
01:31:42,146 --> 01:31:47,047
I think it is not modern to want to
make something that is worthwhile.

1108
01:31:47,067 --> 01:31:51,438
But I would rather be old and unemployed ...

1109
01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:54,394
then be part of a show that is meaningless.

1110
01:31:54,663 --> 01:32:00,265
Maybe when my son is old enough,
integrity will be popular again.

1111
01:32:28,247 --> 01:32:29,827
What have I done?

1112
01:32:44,619 --> 01:32:49,808
It is good to fight for your principles
if there is no food in the fridge.

1113
01:32:54,579 --> 01:32:58,456
How hard can it be to find another job ...

1114
01:32:58,458 --> 01:33:01,857
if you are just fired
and nine months pregnant?

1115
01:33:02,035 --> 01:33:07,029
What is going to happen,
I'll buy you the damn Bugaboos.

1116
01:33:10,203 --> 01:33:12,106
Birthday?

1117
01:33:13,955 --> 01:33:16,619
God, my brains are to perish.

1118
01:33:17,203 --> 01:33:18,619
First nummertje?

1119
01:33:22,268 --> 01:33:24,154
Welcomes card. Please contact your bank.

1120
01:33:24,174 --> 01:33:25,246
Nee.

1121
01:33:27,579 --> 01:33:29,274
Damn.

1122
01:33:33,995 --> 01:33:35,619
I'm so sorry.

1123
01:33:38,371 --> 01:33:44,143
Everything is suddenly against. Right.

1124
01:33:53,787 --> 01:33:56,079
Nee, nee.

1125
01:35:33,211 --> 01:35:36,295
Okay, new pre-birth planning.

1126
01:35:36,419 --> 01:35:41,087
I, Bridget Jones,
best mother will be in the world.

1127
01:35:41,963 --> 01:35:44,255
I will try to remember you in a store ...

1128
01:35:44,379 --> 01:35:49,255
or you stop a machine like
that woman did with her cat.

1129
01:35:49,379 --> 01:35:54,529
I know I promised I'd have before
you would arrive everything in order.

1130
01:35:54,711 --> 01:36:00,247
But the truth is, I did not,
but we can do this together ...

1131
01:36:00,919 --> 01:36:04,764
because fairy tale princes no longer exist.

1132
01:36:05,463 --> 01:36:09,453
Or is it?

1133
01:36:24,419 --> 01:36:26,066
Hoi.

1134
01:36:27,211 --> 01:36:31,600
Bridget. Jesus, what are you doing?
You're all wet.

1135
01:36:31,602 --> 01:36:35,711
Yes, I've locked myself out,
and I leave my bag ...

1136
01:36:35,713 --> 01:36:41,042
I forgot my keys, phone, my mind.

1137
01:36:42,003 --> 01:36:43,919
What are you doing here?

1138
01:36:45,547 --> 01:36:51,632
It turns out I can always find time to
save the world, but you are my world.

1139
01:36:58,963 --> 01:37:01,503
I thought you were back in Candida.

1140
01:37:02,255 --> 01:37:06,198
You know very well that they called Camilla.
- Camilla.

1141
01:37:08,547 --> 01:37:13,383
I came to your house, and she was there.

1142
01:37:13,385 --> 01:37:16,720
She came to pick up her belongings.
She went back to The Hague.

1143
01:37:16,919 --> 01:37:19,047
I took her to the airport.

1144
01:37:38,169 --> 01:37:39,417
Dank je.

1145
01:37:42,961 --> 01:37:44,677
Bridget...

1146
01:37:45,709 --> 01:37:48,169
You know I'm emotional statements ...

1147
01:37:49,377 --> 01:37:51,012
find difficult.

1148
01:37:52,793 --> 01:37:54,417
But the truth is ...

1149
01:37:59,625 --> 01:38:02,045
Why my legs are warm?

1150
01:38:05,501 --> 01:38:07,833
My waters have broken.
- Jesus.

1151
01:38:07,961 --> 01:38:10,125
Sorry. I grab a towel.

1152
01:38:10,127 --> 01:38:12,536
But you're just exhausted
in two or three weeks.

1153
01:38:12,538 --> 01:38:16,333
That is a contraction.
We need to get to the hospital.

1154
01:38:16,461 --> 01:38:18,743
Sure.
- Let's get your car.

1155
01:38:18,745 --> 01:38:21,545
I came by taxi.
- Damn.

1156
01:38:21,547 --> 01:38:24,585
How I should have know?
- No, not you. Contractions.

1157
01:38:24,587 --> 01:38:28,903
No, we take your car.
- It can not. The keys are in my bag.

1158
01:38:30,961 --> 01:38:35,085
Five, six, seven, eight ...
- Puffing, breathing and counting.

1159
01:38:35,087 --> 01:38:37,669
... Nine, ten.
- I hear you doing it?

1160
01:38:44,669 --> 01:38:47,709
Which you need to include.
It can be the work.

1161
01:38:50,001 --> 01:38:54,286
No do not do that.
- Hey, what the hell is that?

1162
01:38:54,833 --> 01:38:58,918
That's very sweet,
but we have to call a taxi.

1163
01:39:00,709 --> 01:39:02,377
Right, what do we do?

1164
01:39:04,961 --> 01:39:06,877
I'll think of something.

1165
01:39:11,085 --> 01:39:13,125
Watch out.
- Out of the way.

1166
01:39:14,585 --> 01:39:17,753
We go to the hospital.
We're going to make a baby.

1167
01:39:20,877 --> 01:39:22,582
Let's go.

1168
01:39:22,584 --> 01:39:27,590
God, this is ... It's really happening.

1169
01:39:28,545 --> 01:39:32,125
I'm going to become a mother.
Maybe I'm too old for this.

1170
01:39:32,253 --> 01:39:34,625
Wait, wait. Why do you stop?

1171
01:39:35,125 --> 01:39:38,045
A margarita with onion and pineapple.
Number 17, thank you.

1172
01:39:38,047 --> 01:39:39,656
What?

1173
01:39:49,461 --> 01:39:53,616
Who is eating onion with pineapple, huh?
Some people do not track, right?

1174
01:39:55,669 --> 01:40:00,829
Yes. Okay. Here we go.

1175
01:40:03,461 --> 01:40:05,877
Do not worry, Ms. Bridget.
We ensure that you get there.

1176
01:40:06,001 --> 01:40:08,833
Around this time there is no traffic.
It's okay, right?

1177
01:40:08,961 --> 01:40:11,125
Vagina. Power to the vagina.

1178
01:40:11,253 --> 01:40:16,656
My God. Unbelieveable.
A protest for women's rights.

1179
01:40:17,085 --> 01:40:21,338
Jesus, not now.
- These are the women I defended.

1180
01:40:22,001 --> 01:40:24,052
That diabolical Russians.
Hold my hand firmly.

1181
01:40:24,054 --> 01:40:26,908
We really have got to get there.
We need to get there.

1182
01:40:28,183 --> 01:40:31,928
Well, we're going out. Ready?
- No, I think not a good idea.

1183
01:40:31,930 --> 01:40:33,461
Nee, Bridget... Bridget.

1184
01:40:34,253 --> 01:40:38,617
Call Jack.
- I'll be chasing you with the bags, Mr. Mark.

1185
01:40:38,917 --> 01:40:40,169
And I call Mr. Jack.

1186
01:40:40,171 --> 01:40:43,771
It's all right, Bridget. We'll find something.
- I can not walk I think.

1187
01:40:44,669 --> 01:40:46,709
That does not matter. I'll carry you.

1188
01:41:10,833 --> 01:41:14,297
Good God, Bridget. You're huge.
- I can not help it.

1189
01:41:15,501 --> 01:41:19,259
I think my lungs have exploded,
but that's not important.

1190
01:41:19,261 --> 01:41:21,045
My contractions start again.

1191
01:41:21,047 --> 01:41:24,125
I'm going to have the baby on the street.
- I have an idea.

1192
01:41:24,127 --> 01:41:28,676
We rest ten count and walk ten count, right?
- Okay.

1193
01:41:44,877 --> 01:41:48,896
It's not far.
- No.

1194
01:41:48,898 --> 01:41:53,270
I still think 2.4 kilometers.
- I do not believe...

1195
01:41:53,585 --> 01:41:56,001
Are you okay?

1196
01:41:57,169 --> 01:42:00,536
It's better if I do not talk much.
- Yes.

1197
01:42:04,585 --> 01:42:09,589
Okay, I'm here. I can take it now.

1198
01:42:09,625 --> 01:42:14,480
I got you.
- Thank you.

1199
01:42:17,377 --> 01:42:20,631
Jesus.

1200
01:42:22,125 --> 01:42:25,293
You must do this with two men.
- I'm here.

1201
01:42:25,295 --> 01:42:27,377
Get her.
- I got her.

1202
01:42:27,379 --> 01:42:29,417
Jesus. Do not drop it.

1203
01:42:36,417 --> 01:42:38,377
Just inside.
- This way?

1204
01:42:38,379 --> 01:42:40,333
Yes, there.
- No, this way.

1205
01:42:41,293 --> 01:42:43,125
Okay, but wring.

1206
01:42:43,253 --> 01:42:44,961
Are you succeeding?
- Get her.

1207
01:42:44,963 --> 01:42:46,709
Pressures.
- I press already.

1208
01:42:46,833 --> 01:42:48,328
Push.

1209
01:42:50,209 --> 01:42:52,001
Closer.

1210
01:42:52,125 --> 01:42:53,903
No, not a problem.

1211
01:42:56,709 --> 01:42:59,253
We're out.
- Sister.

1212
01:42:59,377 --> 01:43:01,293
Carol wheelchair.

1213
01:43:01,295 --> 01:43:06,525
One two Three.
- Yes, here. Thank you.

1214
01:43:08,961 --> 01:43:10,570
Is everything alright?

1215
01:43:12,045 --> 01:43:13,961
Who of you is the father?
- I.

1216
01:43:14,085 --> 01:43:15,900
Right.

1217
01:43:20,877 --> 01:43:22,293
Breathe out the pain.

1218
01:43:23,877 --> 01:43:25,248
Beautiful.
- Hey.

1219
01:43:25,250 --> 01:43:28,413
I wondered how many fathers we would get.
A full house. Bingo.

1220
01:43:29,169 --> 01:43:31,253
Bridget, how do you do this? Painkiller?

1221
01:43:31,255 --> 01:43:35,706
No, you can. A positive mental
attitude is stronger than a drug.

1222
01:43:35,708 --> 01:43:39,446
Good? Think of the pain away.
- Nonsense. No, I want everything.

1223
01:43:39,585 --> 01:43:43,084
Gas, air, injections, morphine.

1224
01:43:43,086 --> 01:43:46,650
Bridget, remember your yoga.
- To hell with yoga.

1225
01:43:46,753 --> 01:43:48,377
I totally agree.

1226
01:43:48,379 --> 01:43:49,761
It's supposed to be relaxing ...

1227
01:43:49,763 --> 01:43:53,564
but I'm busy all the time to tighten
my sphincter so I will not fart.

1228
01:43:54,085 --> 01:43:57,270
Can you turn around?
I need to check your cervix.

1229
01:43:59,877 --> 01:44:03,417
You're doing very well.
If so. Turn quietly to me.

1230
01:44:04,001 --> 01:44:05,417
Just a little research.

1231
01:44:06,169 --> 01:44:08,961
Okay, ready? Research ... starts now.

1232
01:44:12,169 --> 01:44:15,166
Yes. Nice nice.
You already eight centimeters.

1233
01:44:15,168 --> 01:44:17,562
That is beautiful.
You can now no medication.

1234
01:44:17,564 --> 01:44:19,808
What?
- You have too much access.

1235
01:44:20,125 --> 01:44:22,659
Well done. Here comes another contraction.

1236
01:44:23,833 --> 01:44:28,417
I'm not sure what you have
in mind to watch from here.

1237
01:44:28,545 --> 01:44:31,849
My ex-husband said it looked
like burned his favorite pub.

1238
01:44:31,877 --> 01:44:33,541
Your choice.

1239
01:44:35,461 --> 01:44:39,217
Maybe Dad can take a damp cloth for Mom.

1240
01:44:42,753 --> 01:44:44,001
I know.

1241
01:44:45,377 --> 01:44:51,644
It's okay. You can do this.
Think of the pain away.

1242
01:44:52,293 --> 01:44:54,417
Asshole.

1243
01:44:54,545 --> 01:44:58,507
just think the pain away.
- Get out, both of you.

1244
01:45:00,001 --> 01:45:01,501
Where are you going?

1245
01:45:04,501 --> 01:45:07,709
I've changed my mind.

1246
01:45:07,833 --> 01:45:10,833
I've changed my mind.

1247
01:46:06,253 --> 01:46:08,067
You can do this.

1248
01:46:10,085 --> 01:46:11,793
You can do it. We do this together.

1249
01:46:11,917 --> 01:46:14,709
Remember what life has brought so far.

1250
01:46:18,461 --> 01:46:20,833
You've turned into catastrophes triumphs ...

1251
01:46:20,835 --> 01:46:25,760
with your pure, joyful, indefatigable,
contagious zest for life.

1252
01:46:25,762 --> 01:46:28,740
You have this pregnancy almost
accomplished on your own ...

1253
01:46:28,742 --> 01:46:34,438
despite one insane mother, oppressed women and
cheating boyfriends who do not deserve you.

1254
01:46:37,585 --> 01:46:39,628
Just a moment.

1255
01:46:39,833 --> 01:46:43,531
Just a moment, dear,
and we see your beautiful baby.

1256
01:46:44,377 --> 01:46:49,379
What if it's not yours?
- I still love him, just like yours.

1257
01:46:49,917 --> 01:46:54,248
As you were, are, and always will be.

1258
01:47:02,045 --> 01:47:05,106
I think you can get a better look at this.
- Thank you.

1259
01:47:05,545 --> 01:47:07,417
I take it from talking about here.

1260
01:47:11,377 --> 01:47:13,461
Think of the pain away.

1261
01:47:13,463 --> 01:47:19,294
You pressed a very Mensje from your vagina.
I want to see them do away thinking.

1262
01:47:20,333 --> 01:47:24,625
367 of the votes ...

1263
01:47:24,753 --> 01:47:29,429
the winner Pamela Margaret Jones.
- Pamela, honey, it's Bridget.

1264
01:47:29,431 --> 01:47:31,817
Not now, Colin.
- It's about the baby.

1265
01:47:31,819 --> 01:47:35,685
I hereby certify that
Pamela Margaret Jones ...

1266
01:47:35,687 --> 01:47:38,729
I'm so sorry. You must excuse me.

1267
01:47:38,793 --> 01:47:41,001
We are about to become a grandmother.

1268
01:47:43,209 --> 01:47:47,818
So, that was it regards this
special edition of "Hard News".

1269
01:47:48,833 --> 01:47:51,738
25 seconds before we go off the air.
- Get ready.

1270
01:47:51,740 --> 01:47:55,083
Bridget is in labor.

1271
01:47:55,085 --> 01:47:58,524
Except even that Bridget
Jones is giving birth.

1272
01:48:04,209 --> 01:48:05,917
Yes.
- Drain the credits.

1273
01:48:05,919 --> 01:48:07,917
Credits.
- Drain the credits.

1274
01:48:08,045 --> 01:48:11,371
I hope I'm godmother.
- Allow the weather forecasts.

1275
01:48:12,417 --> 01:48:13,917
Listen I...

1276
01:48:17,545 --> 01:48:19,754
I owe you my apologies.

1277
01:48:20,961 --> 01:48:23,968
I know I have not behaved to me in all this.

1278
01:48:26,001 --> 01:48:27,614
No, it does not matter.

1279
01:48:52,546 --> 01:48:53,838
Hello.

1280
01:49:17,338 --> 01:49:20,170
Say hello to our beautiful boy.

1281
01:49:22,670 --> 01:49:24,878
Go ahead.
- Thank you.

1282
01:49:40,086 --> 01:49:41,838
You are.

1283
01:49:41,840 --> 01:49:43,962
Is not he perfect?
- Yes.

1284
01:50:05,630 --> 01:50:06,878
Hello.

1285
01:50:11,006 --> 01:50:12,794
I'm sorry I'm late, Bridge.

1286
01:50:12,796 --> 01:50:15,006
Some lesbians organize a silent protest.

1287
01:50:15,008 --> 01:50:17,211
They protest for freedom of expression.

1288
01:50:17,213 --> 01:50:19,731
That's pretty important.
- My God, look at him then.

1289
01:50:19,733 --> 01:50:20,962
Bridge.

1290
01:50:21,922 --> 01:50:25,422
I'm so sorry that we were not here.
That incredibly tedious march.

1291
01:50:25,424 --> 01:50:27,670
The march is critical ...
- Can I be godfather?

1292
01:50:27,794 --> 01:50:30,214
Well, I'm counting on you.

1293
01:50:30,714 --> 01:50:32,630
Congratulations.
- Well done.

1294
01:50:32,632 --> 01:50:34,268
Thank you very much.
- Well done.

1295
01:50:34,270 --> 01:50:35,922
You both.
- You all.

1296
01:50:36,046 --> 01:50:37,586
Where is she?

1297
01:50:37,588 --> 01:50:40,670
I am sorry that we were not on time.
Dad is the car 's parking.

1298
01:50:40,672 --> 01:50:44,727
There is a march for women's rights.
Really, we need more rights?

1299
01:50:45,922 --> 01:50:47,586
Mom, meet your new grandson.

1300
01:50:50,214 --> 01:50:53,046
The sweetheart. He looks exactly like ...

1301
01:50:56,670 --> 01:51:01,184
Not that it matters little, but ...
we already know who the daddy is?

1302
01:51:03,838 --> 01:51:05,214
We will find out?

1303
01:51:07,422 --> 01:51:09,422
Come on, you guys. Time for a little test.

1304
01:51:10,422 --> 01:51:13,506
Exciting, do not you think?
Like the final of the X Factor or something.

1305
01:51:13,508 --> 01:51:17,883
Press 01 if you want it to Mark and
press 02 if you want it to Jack.

1306
01:51:32,546 --> 01:51:34,838
Success.
- You too.

1307
01:51:41,506 --> 01:51:43,086
Please.
- Thank you.

1308
01:51:55,653 --> 01:51:58,053
A year later...

1309
01:53:03,922 --> 01:53:06,699
You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

1310
01:53:07,294 --> 01:53:10,036
Hello Sweetie. Hey.

1311
01:53:10,586 --> 01:53:12,252
Hello.

1312
01:53:22,046 --> 01:53:25,040
Hello.
- Hoi.

1313
01:53:28,506 --> 01:53:32,598
We're going to really do this.
- Now we can not go back.

1314
01:53:33,170 --> 01:53:38,174
We are gathered here to celebrate the
marriage of Bridget Jones rose ...

1315
01:53:38,670 --> 01:53:41,754
en Mark Fitzwilliam Darcy.

1316
01:53:43,506 --> 01:53:47,937
As an officer of civil status,
I now pronounce you ...

1317
01:53:48,462 --> 01:53:52,191
finally, man and woman.

1318
01:54:35,170 --> 01:54:40,874
Jack, what the hell are you doing in my son?
- Well, never leave me alone with him.

1319
01:54:40,876 --> 01:54:44,209
I have no idea what I'm doing.
- He's traumatized?

1320
01:54:51,586 --> 01:54:56,645
Hallo, William Jones-Darcy.

1321
01:54:59,046 --> 01:55:01,922
Some champagne for you?
- Yes please.

1322
01:55:03,254 --> 01:55:07,953
Dear Diary. And so, I, Bridget Jones ...

1323
01:55:08,086 --> 01:55:12,599
am no longer alone. Married? Yes.

1324
01:55:12,878 --> 01:55:16,662
Smug? Well, it would be time, so ...

1325
01:55:17,006 --> 01:55:18,922
maybe a little.

1326
01:56:03,965 --> 01:56:07,265
Missing playboy found alive

1327
01:56:35,089 --> 01:56:45,083
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