1 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:49,984 Well, look what rolled in. 2 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:54,155 You know, at first, I thought you was old-ass Raisinet riding on a skateboard. 3 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:58,576 I'd like to come over there and choke the life out of you right in front of Jesus. 4 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:03,081 Sweet Lord, give me strength. Don't make me have to whup nobody's head in church. 5 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:05,083 Ignore him, Lord. Ignore all his prayers. 6 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:08,586 He ain't nothing, never did nothing. Give him a stroke or something. 7 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:13,049 Do you, Sherman Klump ? 8 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,343 Yes, I do. 9 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,595 Indeed, I do. 10 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:21,683 ~ Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, happy day, happy day ~ ~ Oh, yeah, happy day ~~ 11 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,854 Happy day, happy day. Happy day, my ass. 12 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,944 Oh, he lookhandsome. 13 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:36,614 Oh, my baby's finally getting married. Never thought I'd live to see the day. Finally. 14 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,538 Oh, here she comes, here she comes. 15 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:03,641 I'm gonna cry. I promised myself I'm wasn't gonna cry. Now I'm gonna cry. 16 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,610 Yeah, all right. Dynamite. 17 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,404 You may be seated. 18 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:20,408 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. 19 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,711 l always knew he'd find the right girl. Always knew. 20 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:35,340 You see the Indian in her cheekbones ? Ooh ! Sherman, Sherman. Sherman. 21 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,842 Sherman, Sherman, Sherman. Sherman ! Oh, Lord. 22 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:40,637 Shh, my baby's so stupid. 23 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,431 Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today... 24 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,101 to join these two people in holy matrimony. 25 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:50,146 - Praise the Lord. - The eminent scientist, Professor Sherman Klump... 26 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,190 - Mm-hmm. - and his longtime sweetheart, 27 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,943 Denise Gaines. [ Sighing ] Oh, Sherman. 28 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:03,618 lf anyone has any reason why these two shouldnot be wed, let him speaknow... 29 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,497 or forever hold his penis. 30 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,625 - Oh, Sherman. 31 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,837 That's it, son. Show 'em what the Klumps are made of ! 32 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:18,133 - Sherman, put that away. - Sherman, calm down, baby. Save it for the honeymoon. 33 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:24,514 - Surprise ! - [ All Screaming ] 34 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,811 - [ Cackling ] - Hey, Sherman, calm down, boy. What's wrong with you ? 35 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:56,046 - This is some scar shit. - Yeah, like The Outer Limits. 36 00:04:56,129 --> 00:05:00,592 No, don't hurt yourself, baby. You are coming with Buddy. 37 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:05,555 - No ! No ! - See you later, chunky butt ! [ Cackling ] 38 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,390 No ! 39 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:10,101 And then I wake up in a cold sweat. 40 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:13,897 How often do you have this dream ? More and more lately. 41 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,901 You seem to be very fond of this girl, Denise. 42 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,445 My God, she is so special to me. 43 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:24,949 But how's she gonna love me when I got Buddy Love inside me ? I wanna be perfect for her. 44 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,911 Perfect ? No one is perfect, Sherman. 45 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:31,873 You need to understand that Buddy Love is a representation... 46 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:35,043 of the uninhibited, hedonistic id. 47 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,921 - He is not a real person. - Buddy Love is real ! 48 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,924 Well, he was real, and he does take control of me sometimes. 49 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,343 You will never learn to control him... Sherman ! 50 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,388 until you accept the fact that he is apart of you. 51 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,557 Yeah, and the best part too ! And I'll tell you something else, punk ! 52 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,435 All these diplomas on this wall don't make up for the fact... 53 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,313 that you got a little Vienna sausage in your drawers. 54 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:58,400 - Is that why they call you a shrink ? - Shut up, fat a-- 55 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,569 - Sorry. 56 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,280 Yeah, yes. Session got a little outta-- outta control. 57 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,785 You see, we all have a little Buddy Love inside us. 58 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,413 Yeah. But we can't let him rule our lives. 59 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,082 You're in charge, Sherman. Can you say that for me ? 60 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,126 I'm in charge. Can't hear you. 61 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,086 - I'm in charge. - Can't hear you ! 62 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,922 I'm in charge ! Sorry about that. [ Glass Shattering ] 63 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:26,302 Yeah. Klump in charge ! I'm in charge ! 64 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,974 He's right. I am in charge. 65 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,977 Klump in charge. Yes, indeed. 66 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:40,442 Good afternoon, ladies. Yeah. 67 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:48,116 Hey, Professor Klump. How's it going ? Fantastic. How about yourself? 68 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,702 Yeah. Klump in charge. 69 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,163 Afternoon. Good day. Hi. 70 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,165 How you doing ? 71 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:03,089 - Beautiful day, isn't it, Professor ? - Bite me, old hag. Oh ! 72 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:08,219 - What ? - Uh, uh, I said, he likes me. Look at him wag. 73 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:11,765 Hey, little fella. See that little tail wagging ? 74 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:15,935 Have a good day. I'm in charge. My goodness. 75 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,781 Kinda hot today, huh, Professor ? You have no idea how hot it is. 76 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:32,619 - Hot ! Nice and hot ! - Oh, Professor ! I loved your lecture the other day. 77 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:38,333 Oh, thankyou. Thankyou so much. 78 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,711 You're the man. You're the man. I'm in control. 79 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,048 Yeah, keep tellin' yoursel fthat, bubble butt ! 80 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:57,560 It is theoretically possible to isolate the elements... 81 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:01,064 of an individual's genetic makeup and separate them. 82 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:06,611 Now someday, we may be able to locate an unhealthy risk factor in our DNA and remove it. 83 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:10,156 Excuse me. Beg your pardon. 84 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,158 l'm sorry. Excuse me. 85 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,790 Whether this is advisable is another question entirely. 86 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:22,544 Oh, my eye ! Oh, Professor Klump. 87 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,630 Oh ! Professor Gaines, how are you ? 88 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,007 I was hoping I might be able to sit in on your lecture. 89 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,553 I'm sure we can accommodate you since you were so quiet coming in. 90 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,764 Well, it's very hard to be quiet... 91 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,766 when you're lecturing on genomic extractions. 92 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,519 I think it's ver exciting. Oh, lagree completely. 93 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:43,356 Something about the way the nucleotides cohere with the target sequence. 94 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,443 Yeah. I always say, ifyou can't be with the nucleotide that you love, 95 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,528 cohere with the one you're with. 96 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:59,456 - Yeah. - Uh, anyway as I was-- 97 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,375 Uh, l want those lab reports on my desk. 98 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:06,963 No excuses. I'll see you next time. 99 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,468 Professor Gaines. 100 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,971 Oh, Professor Klump. Yeah. 101 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:19,601 Um, yes, I was, um-- I was wondering if you had a-- 102 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,979 - Dean Richmond, we were-- -Just having... a little chat. 103 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,981 Don't be bashful, ProfessorGaines. 104 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,651 Pound-for-pound, this big lug's the greatest scientist on the planet. 105 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:32,405 And let's be honest, pound-for-pound, he is aplanet. That's said with love. 106 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,825 - Did you get those goo-goo clusters I sent you ? - Yes, I did, thank you, 107 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,912 but I'm on a diet right now, so I can't eat 'em. 108 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,164 And it's working beautifully. No, l'm telling you. 109 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:45,585 When I came in, with this light and in that outfiit, you could really think for a second that-- 110 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:48,588 Anyway, you said you had something to show me. 111 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,633 I am so excited about this, Dean. You will be too. 112 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,636 You got that ? Come on. Jason, where's our patient ? 113 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,722 Right here, Professor. Come on, boy. 114 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:01,518 Now this is Buster. Buster suffers from acute arthritis and diminished vision, 115 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,603 which are both signs of advanced aging. 116 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:07,107 We're gonna see if we can fix all of Buster's problems right now, aren't we, Buster ? 117 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,275 Yes, we are. This little experiment... 118 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:13,113 makes use of Professor Gaines's brilliant research on gene targeting. 119 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:16,616 Now, if I've composed this formula properly, 120 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,703 this should be most impressive. 121 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:23,206 All right, Buster. 122 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,716 Jiminy freaking Cricket ! 123 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,803 Sherman, this is amazing. 124 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:41,141 You've just discovered-- The fountain of youth. This is huge. 125 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,561 Do you have any idea what you've done ? This is unbelievable. We're rich. 126 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,105 We're gonna have every pharmaceutical-company in the world... 127 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,648 lining up to throw money at us. 128 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,567 Of course, it all has to be properly tested first. 129 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,404 Exactly, yes. He makes an interesting point. Here's another. Shut up ! 130 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,699 Besides, look at the little fella. He can lick his own winky again. 131 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,660 There's not a guy in the world who wouldn't wanna do that. 132 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,663 Klump ! Dean Richmond ! 133 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,832 The effect is only temporary. l'm sorry, sir. You're sorry ? 134 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,044 Oh, my goodness. I'm just tring not to think where that tongue has been ! 135 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,046 You all right ? 136 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:24,392 Klump, party of six, please. Yes, and we're hungry. 137 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,664 Mama, you know, you really look good. Have you been losing weight ? 138 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,793 Oh, thankyou, baby, no, but I'm getting ready to start a new diet. 139 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:53,713 Have some of this ambrosia. I don't even like ambrosia. 140 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,341 Don't tell me you don't like ambrosia. You had some before, and you liked it. 141 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:59,094 Have some adventure ! Oh, now I'm a child-- I don't know what I like. 142 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,179 ...for the all-girls soccer team. 143 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,057 Let me get that for you. Oh, my baby's so gallant. 144 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:08,561 Sherman, come here. And it's called ''All the pork you can eat'' diet. 145 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:12,816 You can have all the pork you want. You can have ham, bacon, sausage. 146 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,694 I got the wrong thing. Take that. Thank you. 147 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,029 Now I got a full portion. Whateveryou wanna eat, 148 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,031 just as long as you have three glasses of grapefruit juice afterwards... 149 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,867 because the grapefruitjuice breaks down all the unwanted-- 150 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:26,788 Get away from there ! Stop that ! Baby ! 151 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:30,333 Honey, get the baby. He's a boy, and boys don't be doing stuff like that. 152 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,586 - Hey ! Get your ass-- - What ? 153 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,339 Please teach that boy manners. He ain't gonna be acting like no hooligan with me. 154 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,342 That was a spoon or fork ? That was a spoon. All right. Boys will be boys. 155 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,470 - Boys will be boys. 156 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,765 Oh, this looks fabulous. Yeah, it looks really good. 157 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,226 How about getting another bottle of red over here ? Get some more wine. 158 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,187 Hey, Ernie, maybe you wanna pace yourself and take it easy, huh ? 159 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,983 Pace myself? Hey, this is a celebration for Daddy retiring. 160 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:59,529 We owe it to Daddy togetshit-faced, andl'm gonnagetshit-faced. 161 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,948 By the way, congratulations, Mr. Klump. 162 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,577 She's so polite. Look here, Denise, you have to stop that ''Mr. Klump'' stuff... 163 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,455 'cause I've been hearing that for the last year or so, and I'm starting to feel old. 164 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,791 - l ain't an oldman. - You are an old man. 165 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,544 Ah, shit, Grandma, what's wrong with you ? 166 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,796 If it isn't the Alzheimer's Express right on schedule ! 167 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,716 - Stop that ! Hi, Mama. - She drove right on my bunion. 168 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,719 Y'all have to excuse me for being late. 169 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,472 If you weren't my grandmother, boy-- If you weren't my grandmother ! 170 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,807 Me and Isaac started getting kinda frisky in the car. 171 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:31,019 - Ooh ! - Had to give him a little appetizer. 172 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,646 - Ooh, Mama. 173 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,233 - I just lost my damn appetite. - Mama, your dress is undone. Let me zip you up. 174 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,736 Hurry. Zip herup in the back before she starts looking... 175 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,780 like one of them Zulu hags on the cover of NationalGeographic. 176 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,950 - Clesius, what's wrong with you ? That's my mother. - Like that movie, Shaka Zulu. 177 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:49,079 You know something, Clesius ? Come on. Come on right now ! 178 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,664 I'm gonna tell you something. I got a razor in this bag. 179 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:55,543 Oh, yeah, l'll tell you what. That ain 't even no bag in yourhand. That's your titty. 180 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,880 Clesius ! Oh, Jesus ! 181 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:02,676 She's an old bag with old bag titties. Clesius, you out of your mind? 182 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,804 He called your grandma's titty a bag. 183 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,515 - Death ! - Clesius Marcellus Klump. 184 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:13,019 lf it isn't the world's oldest living Negro ? 185 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,522 Hey, how are things going on the Underground Railroad, Isaac ? 186 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,400 Oh, Clesius, please, be nice to Mr. lsaac. Goodevening, Mr. lsaac. 187 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,443 Come on and have a seat. 188 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,529 Good evening, Mr. Isaac. How you doing tonight ? 189 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,198 lsaac know l'm playing. l play with lsaac all the time. You know l'm messing with you. 190 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,201 Oh, yeah, you say what you wanna say, 191 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:33,039 but Isaac's still like a Brahma bull when it comes to relations, right, baby ? 192 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,792 You know what they say ? You're as young as you feel. 193 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,629 - Well, I must be 197. - Klump, funny you should say that. 194 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:43,425 Denise and I have been doing some research on aging, which has proven to be promising. 195 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,969 Ooh, Baby, don't belch in public. 196 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,513 Grandma don't wanna hear all that nastiness. He bringing the bass, huh ? 197 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,057 You plan to eat, you gonna be belching, cover your mouth. 198 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,019 Hey, look, your grandpa ate a whole plate of beans, 199 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,020 you don't see me doing the ol' butt trumpet, do you ? 200 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,565 Thank the Lord. We don't have to hear all that nasty imagery. 201 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:03,069 - Butts and trumpets. - I'm gonna tell my grandson what I wanna say. 202 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:07,574 Hey, can we get some toothpick ? Some toothpick ! 203 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,578 If I wanna put a trumpet in my ass and run around this restaurant and blow... 204 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,580 ''Hallelujah, Yankee Doodle,'' that's my business ! 205 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,541 All I'm hearing is trumpets and asses. I don't wanna hear that. 206 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,543 Hey ! You watch it now. 207 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,712 You reach over here again, you gonna pull back a nub. 208 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,256 - Oh, Clesius, she's fiier. I like that. 209 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,425 Tell me, don't touch the chicken. Don't be hitting on people. 210 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,469 l don't be getting hit on, Sherman, you know that. 211 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,513 Better eat up, Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength. 212 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:35,143 Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch Mating Season on the Serengeti. 213 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,438 - Oooh ! - Don't take a lot to get Isaac going. 214 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,899 - Time out ! Let me call a time out on that. - Lord, my, my. 215 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,443 - I don't wanna hear about you old-ass geriatrics. - Oh, yeah, Clesius ? 216 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:47,072 Me and Isaac might be dried-up geriatrics, 217 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:51,117 but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac's love tackle. 218 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:54,412 - Ooh, Mama. - Oh, snap now. 219 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,124 Hmm ? What's the matter, Clesius, cat got your tongue ? Step on a nerve, Clesius ? 220 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,960 I get you. Got you, got you. Got ya ! 221 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,463 These potatoes sure are scrumptious, aren't they ? 222 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:07,425 - Ain't that a kick in the head. - Yes, they're scrumptious, aren't they ? 223 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,470 Potato, my ass. Ain't that a kick in the head ? 224 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,598 - What that piece of spaghetti remind you of? Oh ! 225 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:17,852 - Oh, Grandma, now, come on. That's enough now. - Sure enough. 226 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:21,981 Maybe Mr. Johnson, perhaps ? 227 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:25,985 -Oh, Lord have mercy. - Let me tell you, old woman. 228 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,280 What ldo in my bedroom is my business. You understand? 229 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,992 Only thing you do in your bedroom is pull the lint offyour scrotum. 230 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:36,830 - Now it's getting thick. - See ? That's the last straw. 231 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,044 - I think I'm gonna propose a toast. - Let's make a toast. 232 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,131 - To Daddy. - Hear! Hear! 233 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:50,051 After 35 years of hard work in the construction business, Thirty-five years ! 234 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,345 Daddy's gonna fii nally get a chance to relax. 235 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:55,515 - Finallygonnaget to relax. - This is true. - Damn right. 236 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,975 And I'd like to say in front ofeverbody here tonight-- 237 00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,020 When you gonna stop jiving and tell everbody you got laid off ? 238 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,064 - Oh, my God. 239 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:06,026 - He's choking. 240 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,403 Hey, somebody put the "Hemlock" on him ? Put your arm up ! 241 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:12,991 The "Hemlockmove. " Give me a knife andstraw. l'm gonna give him a tracheotomy. 242 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,577 lseen them do it on E.R. 243 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,216 lt's allright, folks. Everything's undercontrol. 244 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,013 Clesius. No, Clesius. Where you going ? Sherman ! Clesius ! 245 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:38,516 - Dad, where you going ? - Daddy ! - Oh ! 246 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,896 Now you see what you did, Joe College ? You done messed up the whole party. 247 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:04,292 Jason, I just know I'm not the one saying all those awful things. 248 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:08,922 It was him. You may be right, Professor. Take a look at this reading. 249 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,804 Right there. Recombining with the gene that governs testosterone production. 250 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,308 Buddy Love. 251 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,105 I told you. That's Buddy Love. 252 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,981 Don't panic. Allright. 253 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:30,151 We should be able to get rid of him. According to Denise's theories, 254 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,737 we should be able to isolate that gene and extract it. No, no way. 255 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,281 Professor, what you're talking about is extremely dangerous. 256 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,826 Those traces of Buddy must've been in your system this whole time. 257 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,954 You've been able to keep them under control. Not anymore. He's back now. 258 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:45,125 He's coming back 'cause he knows I'm happy and he wanna ruin everthing. 259 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,877 Yeah, but he is not a he. He is a gene. 260 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,631 He's just part of you. Oh, no, he's not. 261 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,842 Am I interrupting ? 262 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:59,681 Oh, uh, not at all. We were just doing some last-minute tests on Buster. 263 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,307 Yeah. 264 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,978 Uh, Sherman, can I talk to you in private for just a second ? 265 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:12,360 Sherman, I got a call today, 266 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,905 and, well, I've been offered a full professorship at the University of Maine. 267 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:21,453 University of Maine ? But, Denise, that's in Maine. Yeah. 268 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:25,123 Oh. 269 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:29,210 Well, uh, that's a fine department over there in Maine. 270 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:32,505 It is gonna be a... 271 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,841 tremendous loss to Wellman, though. 272 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:38,887 Well, I haven't decided to leavejust yet. You haven't ? 273 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,640 Well, no, I mean-- 274 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,517 There's something ver important to me here, 275 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:47,937 and I'm not so sure I can just leave it behind. 276 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:52,150 Well, Denise, you can fii nish the research we started on your own. 277 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:56,863 Sherman, I'm not talking about research. Really ? 278 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,532 Sherman, you're ver special to me. 279 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,582 Oh, well, uh, I didn't... 280 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,251 thinkyou and I would ever-- ever-- 281 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,588 because of-- 282 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,174 How can I put it ? Because I'm-- Big. 283 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:20,720 Yeah. I was gonna say fat, but, yeah. 284 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:24,224 Big is better, yep. 285 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:29,020 Sherman, that doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is that... 286 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,941 you're kind and decent. 287 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:39,072 You are... the most brilliant man I've ever known. 288 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:45,954 Uh, speaking of which, I shouldn't keep you from your research, 289 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,747 so, um, I'll talk to you later. 290 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,792 Okay, I'll see you soon. 291 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,799 My goodness. 292 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,324 Professor? You okay ? 293 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:30,665 Yeah. I just don't wanna hurt her, Jason. 294 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:33,334 Then you won't. 295 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,339 Hey, you can control Buddy. 296 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:45,722 You know, it's funny how you get used to certain things in life, you know ? 297 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:50,477 You get used to being overweight. I know I did. 298 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,479 You even get used to people making fun of you. 299 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:59,319 Somewhere along the line, I got used to being alone. 300 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:04,949 And I just don't wanna be alone anymore. 301 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,999 Denise! Denise! 302 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,711 Oh, Sherman, the flowers are beautiful. 303 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,630 But what are you doing down there ? Please, come inside. 304 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:03,049 Just a minute. Let me do something first. Come here, guys. 305 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,353 Denise, I just wanna say that... 306 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:18,064 working alongside you this past year, 307 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:20,859 getting to know you and be close to you-- 308 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,695 it's been the most wonderful time of my life. 309 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:27,198 ~ The most wonderful time of his life ~ 310 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,369 How lovely. 311 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,913 l'djust like to say that-- 312 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:37,333 it doesn't matter ifyou wanna take that otherjob or if you wanna stay here. 313 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:40,837 What matters to me most is that you're happy. 314 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,007 Denise, I have something that I wanna ask you. 315 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,885 ~ He wants to ask you ~ 316 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,931 Denise-- Denise Gaines-- 317 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:55,185 Yes, Sherman ? Denise, will you-- 318 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:57,187 Well, ask her ! 319 00:23:57,228 --> 00:24:01,608 Denise, will you-- Hey, Sherman. You hearme, Sherman ? 320 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:04,110 Denise, willyou-- willyou... 321 00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,696 let me come up there and put my beef in your taco ? 322 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:09,866 - ~~~Put the beef in your taco~~~ - What ? 323 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,744 Oh, no, no, no, no ! 324 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,788 That's not what lmeant to say, Denise. That wasa littlejoke. 325 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:18,958 A littlejoke. I wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get Mexican food. 326 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:22,212 That's why l said that. Well, I am kinda hungry, but I'm not-- 327 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:27,258 Yeah, you are, huh ? l bet you could standfor a big ol' Whopperright now. 328 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,594 ~ A big ol' Whopper right now ~ 329 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:33,473 - You're sick ! - I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself. 330 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:35,642 Yeah, and I'm loaded with secret sauce. 331 00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,894 Yeah ! Come on ! 332 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:43,733 Back that thang up ! Yeah ! 333 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:45,902 Come on ! Come on ! Yeah ! 334 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,446 Yeah ! 335 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,949 Come on ! Make it funky ! 336 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:58,832 You're gonna ruin my lawn, you pervert ! 337 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:05,255 Put on the good ass ! 338 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:09,467 Sherman, l don't know what's gotten into you, but ldon't like it at all! 339 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:12,971 Hah, way togo, Sherman ! Oh, my goodness ! 340 00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:16,808 You haven't seen the last ofme, Sherman ! Oh, my goodness, what'd I do ? 341 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:19,644 Denise ! Denise ! 342 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:24,941 l'm gonnapee on myself. l'm gonnapee in your pants ! 343 00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:15,408 Okay, Buddy, it's time foryou to go. 344 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:57,409 That's sexy. 345 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:05,917 ~ You-ou-ou've got the magic touch ~ 346 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:09,212 ~ Ooh, hoo ~ Hey, what you playing that for ? 347 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:14,467 I thought it'd be soothing. It'd be soothing if you turned that shit off so I can sleep. 348 00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,511 Oh, Clesius, you haven't even looked at me. 349 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:21,558 I know what you look like. We married for 44 years. I look at you ever day, all day long. 350 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:24,269 - I knowjust what you look like. - Clesius, please, look at me ! 351 00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:27,105 Damn. Now here we go. 352 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:34,237 You got a show tonight ? What you got that on for ? 353 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:38,825 Well, if you don't know after 44 years of marriage, I don't know what to say to you. 354 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:42,620 You should say good night and take that damn rag off that lamp before we burn something down. 355 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:46,082 - Hell. 356 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,585 There ! 357 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:54,007 What about Viagra ? 358 00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:58,428 Viagra don't work for me. I've been taking 'em like M&M's. 359 00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:03,058 Look, Clesius, maybe it's psychosomatic. 360 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:06,853 I seen on Oprah once that this happen to men after they get fii red. 361 00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:09,105 Um, lmean, retired. You know, sometimes you lose yourself-esteem. 362 00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:11,149 Lose self-esteem ? I ain't lost no self-esteem. 363 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:14,027 You're alwaysyapping about it. You won't neverlet up ! Forget it ! 364 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:17,113 You're like a broken record. Ever time I turn around, ''Clesius, how you feeling now ?'' 365 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,657 ''You got the groove now ?'' Ever time I walk in the room, 366 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:22,118 I don't even wanna hear it. you shake your ass, tring to get me stimulated. 367 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,953 Go to sleep, please. Let it happen naturally. 368 00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:27,540 Never mind, Clesius ! Never mind ! 369 00:28:27,624 --> 00:28:31,878 I mean, I'm sorry to yell and scream, but you got too much pressure on me ! 370 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:34,172 You want tenderness ? Ease up on the pressure. 371 00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:36,800 Too muchpressure forme. [BedCreaking] 372 00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:41,346 [Grandma] Slowit down, lsaac. No, no, baby, l'm overhere. 373 00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,348 Now, there they go. 374 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:47,352 Now, you're fine now. lsaac, you're a champion. 375 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:49,979 That's your old-ass mother. Hey ! My mama has a healthy libido. 376 00:28:50,021 --> 00:28:52,691 Gotta slowit down ! lain 't taking nobody to the emergency room tonight! 377 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:55,693 Somebody break their leg, gonna stay broke this time. 378 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:59,406 [Grandma] lsaac! Bingo. Pokeno. 379 00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:04,452 Professor? Professor? Hey. 380 00:29:04,536 --> 00:29:07,789 Professor? Hey, Professor! 381 00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:10,834 Wake up. Oh. Oh, Jason. 382 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:14,170 My God, what happened ? [ Grunting ] 383 00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:18,967 Buddy. I had to get rid of Buddy. 384 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:21,845 What ? He had to go. 385 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:24,764 You could've killed yourself. I mean, who knows ? 386 00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:27,559 This could affect your coordination, your neurological system. 387 00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:30,145 It could even affect your intelligence. We don't even know if this is gonna work. 388 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,732 Only one way to fii nd out. 389 00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:07,557 Okay, Sherman, what is this about ? Denise. 390 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,893 l'm so glad you came. You know, I almost didn't come. 391 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,895 Well, l'm awful glad you did. 392 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:14,898 Listen to me, Denise. Listen. 393 00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:17,025 You know, fireflies, when they're searchingfor a mate, 394 00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:20,612 the way they findone another is they emit apheromone, 395 00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:22,864 and I've synthesized it into a spray form. 396 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:27,577 Wait a minute. You brought me out here for an experiment ? 397 00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:29,454 Denise, wait, please ! Just hear me out ! Please, don't leave. 398 00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,790 Sherman, why did you act that way the other night ? 399 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:35,877 Well, Denise, 400 00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:40,965 when I found out that you might be leaving, it just got me all messed up inside. 401 00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:42,968 I said some things I really didn't mean at all. 402 00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:46,429 lt was-- lt was like there was another person inside me... 403 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:49,766 who didn't appreciate how wonderful you are to me and how special you are to me. 404 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:53,436 And-And-- But thatside of me is gone now. 405 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:56,815 l got rid of that person forever. You'l l never see that ugly face again. 406 00:30:56,898 --> 00:31:00,235 l just want you to know that for sure. That's why l wanted you to come out here tonight. 407 00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:02,779 Just- Just bear with me, please. 408 00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:22,966 Hope my little friends might be able to... 409 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:25,593 say it better than me. 410 00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:36,604 Yes, Sherman Klump, I will. 411 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:39,649 Will you really ? Really ? Really. 412 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:41,693 Yes. I will. I really will. You will ? 413 00:31:41,776 --> 00:31:45,822 Yeah ! Yeah ! 414 00:31:49,534 --> 00:31:51,870 Yeah, yeah, yeah ! 415 00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,209 Come on, Buster. Time to go home. 416 00:31:58,293 --> 00:32:00,920 That's right. That's right. Time to go home. 417 00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:03,840 Now wait. Sit. Good boy. 418 00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:06,843 Wait for Uncle ''J.'' Stud. 419 00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:59,062 Buster! 420 00:33:01,439 --> 00:33:04,692 Hey, Buster, where'd you go, boy ? Here's a good boy. 421 00:33:12,951 --> 00:33:16,621 Ohhhh, Sherman, Sherman, Sherman ! 422 00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:20,041 My baby's finally getting married, married, married ! 423 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,752 Oh, Sherman ! I'm so happy for you, Sherman. 424 00:33:22,794 --> 00:33:25,296 You're finally gonna get some. 425 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:35,807 ~ Tell me something good ~ 426 00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:38,268 Whoo ! 427 00:33:38,309 --> 00:33:42,105 ~ Tell me that you love me, yeah ~ 428 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:51,823 Come on now, dance with me, girl. You look fantastic. 429 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:55,785 lf you two can stop getting all jiggy with it, 430 00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:58,580 perhaps I can give you something to really celebrate. Oh, yes, sir. 431 00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:00,582 Yes, Dean, what's that ? Oh, nothing much. 432 00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:04,294 A letter from Phleer Pharmaceuticals, largest drug company in the world. 433 00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:07,297 I told them about your little discover, and they made a preemptive offer. 434 00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:11,134 Not too shabby, eh ? 435 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,136 A hundred and fiifty million dollars ! 436 00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:15,764 [ Laughing ] Oh, my God, Sherman ! 437 00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:18,475 A hundred and fiifty million dollars ! Oh, my goodness. 438 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:20,852 lsn 't that wonderful? Now, remember, that money belongs to Wellman. 439 00:34:20,936 --> 00:34:24,856 All you have to do is prove to Phleer the formula works at the press conference I set up. 440 00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:30,528 Yeah ! Of-Of course. $150 million-- my mind's all scribble-scrabble. 441 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,035 Oh, Mama, lcan't wait to see what she looks like in my old wedding dress. 442 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:39,954 I can't wait to see, Mama. She gonna-- 443 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:42,874 Oh ! [Clapping Hands] 444 00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:49,130 Oh, seeing you in that dress take me right back to the time l got married. 445 00:34:49,214 --> 00:34:52,175 - It's beautiful. - Oh, you look wonderful. Show Mama what you look like. 446 00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:55,345 Mama, look at this. Oh, you look so lovely. 447 00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:59,516 Oh, be careful now. She looks fabulous in it, don't she, Mama ? Look at her. 448 00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:04,062 Denise, you still remember what I told you about marital relations ? 449 00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:08,066 Oh, Mama. Denise, look. Try this pie. I made it with Snickers. 450 00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:11,945 Now, don't be shy. Come on over here. 451 00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:15,031 Oh, that's pretty. Okay, if you get bored with your man, 452 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:18,493 it's perfectly okay topicture someone else's headon his body. 453 00:35:18,535 --> 00:35:20,495 Right. Ooh, you got a little waist, girl. 454 00:35:20,537 --> 00:35:24,332 That's right. That gentleman, Stone Phillips, on NBC. 455 00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:28,044 You know, Granny, I really don't think I need to do that. 456 00:35:28,086 --> 00:35:32,590 Isaac, you don't need to hear this. It's private. It's private ! 457 00:35:32,674 --> 00:35:34,676 We gonna talk girl talk now, baby. 458 00:35:34,759 --> 00:35:38,555 From time to time, l have fantasies about Stone Phillipsfrom NBC. 459 00:35:38,596 --> 00:35:43,059 - Mama. Mama, quiet. - It's true. It's the same dream all the time. 460 00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:45,854 I'm in a tobacco barn. Stone Phillips is my coworker, 461 00:35:45,937 --> 00:35:50,233 andhe don't never have on no shirt in the dream, and l don't never have on no pants. 462 00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:53,445 It's the nougat that makes it chewy. And I stand on this ladder, 463 00:35:53,528 --> 00:35:57,532 Stone Phillipsget a little peek of heaven l got up myskirt. 464 00:35:57,615 --> 00:36:00,660 I invite him up the ladder, he come up the ladder and throw me on the tobacco. 465 00:36:00,744 --> 00:36:04,539 And we start going at it like two mice. 466 00:36:04,581 --> 00:36:07,876 Stone, Stone, Stone. Mm ! 467 00:36:07,959 --> 00:36:10,628 Oh, I think that's a wonderful fiit. 468 00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:13,256 I do too. 469 00:36:15,383 --> 00:36:20,388 Oh, you're so sweet. Sherman and Denise ! Sherman and Denise ! 470 00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:25,101 Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage. They gonna get married, Mama. 471 00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:27,103 Ooh, l'm so happy. 472 00:36:27,145 --> 00:36:29,105 Welcome back. Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage. 473 00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:33,777 ~~~Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you~~~ 474 00:36:33,818 --> 00:36:36,112 ~~~lcan't believe my dreams come true~~~ 475 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:38,573 ~~~l've finally foundsomebody whose heart is true~~~ 476 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:41,326 ~~~And best of all is you're nutty, nutty, nutty forme~~~ 477 00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:45,497 ~~~ Whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa~~~~~~ 478 00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:47,874 Well, well, well, we've seen quite a bit ofeach othertoday. 479 00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:50,710 Now strip down to your shorts. Right. 480 00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:55,757 l suppose you thought l was gonna object to a strip search, didn't you, Chief? 481 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,343 [Buddy] Keep your clothes on, please. Don't nobody wanna see that! 482 00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:04,933 Here's my wallet. Why don't you check foryourself? [Buddy Continues Cackling] 483 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:08,645 Yeah, hold that stomach in, Robert ! 484 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,855 What's his problem ? 485 00:37:10,939 --> 00:37:13,274 I don't know, but enough is enough. Excuse me, sir. 486 00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:18,530 Young man, will you please keep it down just a little bit 'cause we're trying to watch-- 487 00:37:18,613 --> 00:37:20,949 Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theaters. 488 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:28,790 Hello, fat ass ! [ Cackling ] 489 00:37:28,873 --> 00:37:31,459 Maybe we should get going. I don't feel too good all of a sudden. Let's go. 490 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:33,753 Come on, let's go somewhere else. Sherman, who was that ? 491 00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:37,757 - I don't know. I didn't really get a good look at him. - Sherman ! Sherman Klump ! 492 00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:40,802 You still been hitting them Happy Meals. You haven't changed an inch. 493 00:37:40,885 --> 00:37:45,223 You remember me-- Buddy Love. We used to both chase that girl, Carla, at the same time. 494 00:37:45,265 --> 00:37:48,727 - You ever hit that ? - Miss Purty and I were just friends. 495 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:51,604 ''Just friends''-- I guess that means you didn't hit it, huh ? 496 00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:54,691 Who's your new friend ? She sure is fii ne. Yes, fii ne. What's your name ? 497 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:57,694 Sherman, suddenly I don't feel so well. Can we leave, please ? 498 00:37:57,736 --> 00:37:59,988 Yes, let's go, please. Can I talk to Sherman for one second ? Then you can have him. 499 00:38:00,071 --> 00:38:02,782 One second, please. l gotta talk to you. We gonna have a little boy talk. 500 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:06,161 Excuse us. Sherman, how you doing, baby ? What do you want here ? 501 00:38:06,244 --> 00:38:08,330 A little respect. You left me all by myself in that test tube... 502 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,999 without a card or a letter, and now I want a divorce. 503 00:38:11,082 --> 00:38:13,918 And this is a community property state, so I want my share. 504 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:19,549 Want your share of what ? The youth formula we invented ! 505 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:22,677 You mean, the youth formula that I invented. Oh, no way, Buddy, no way. 506 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,096 - Who you grounding, fat boy ? You grounding me ? - l haven't grounded-- 507 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:28,558 - I was hoping we could do this like gentlemen. - Come on, Sherman. 508 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,186 You're gonna make me do something nasty to you, Sherman. I'll do something nasty. 509 00:38:31,269 --> 00:38:35,023 Sherman ! See you soon, Sherman ! 510 00:38:35,106 --> 00:38:37,192 Sherman ! 511 00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:39,694 Sherman ! 512 00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:44,824 What the hell are you looking at ? 513 00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:48,328 Oh, thank you, Sherman. 514 00:38:48,411 --> 00:38:51,665 What else did I get from Sherman ? What does this say ? 515 00:38:51,748 --> 00:38:56,294 ''Phleer Pharmaceuticals.'' $150 mill-- $150 million. 516 00:38:56,377 --> 00:39:00,924 I think Buddy's going shopping. 517 00:39:12,936 --> 00:39:16,106 Professor, I got here as fast as I could. 518 00:39:16,147 --> 00:39:19,067 I've got to hide this formula before Buddy gets to it. Good idea. 519 00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:22,112 I found something I think you should look at. 520 00:39:22,195 --> 00:39:26,658 When I left here last night, everthing was fii ne. I mean, this was not here. 521 00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:31,037 Good Lord. Buddy must've recombined from the genomic sequence I extracted. 522 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:34,291 This doesn't make any sense. He's just a fragment of genetic information. 523 00:39:34,332 --> 00:39:37,043 He's nothing without a strand of DNA to graft himself onto. 524 00:39:37,127 --> 00:39:39,713 Where-Where did he get it ? 525 00:39:39,796 --> 00:39:41,715 Mm. 526 00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:44,467 Just a second here. 527 00:39:46,636 --> 00:39:48,638 Buster ! 528 00:39:57,397 --> 00:40:00,275 Thank you so much. Leanne Guilford. 529 00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:03,445 President of Acquisitions. Buddy Love, president of Love Industries. 530 00:40:03,528 --> 00:40:05,488 Allergies ? 531 00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:08,491 No. Do you have a dog ? Yes, I do-- a Yorkie. 532 00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:11,202 Oh. She's driving me crazy right now. 533 00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:14,497 - Bitch. - Excuse me. 534 00:40:14,539 --> 00:40:18,376 It's a female dog that you have, and she's in heat, right ? Yes. How did you know that ? 535 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,503 Let's just say I have a sixth sense about those things. Is this her ? 536 00:40:20,545 --> 00:40:24,507 Yeah, little Courtney. [ Clears Throat ] Ooh, nasty. 537 00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:27,760 Mr. Love, maybe we'd better do this another time. No, this is the perfect time. 538 00:40:27,844 --> 00:40:32,599 Let's do this right now. This is the perfect time to talk about my youth formula. 539 00:40:32,682 --> 00:40:35,518 We are already committed to purchasing Professor Klump's formula. 540 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,687 Oh, Professor Klump's formula ? That's if it works. 541 00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:42,776 Let's just that although he's a brilliant scientist, at times, he can be unstable. 542 00:40:42,859 --> 00:40:44,778 Yes. Huh. 543 00:40:44,861 --> 00:40:46,863 Interesting. Yes, now, my formula works... 544 00:40:46,947 --> 00:40:52,202 and can be yours for the price of $149 million, if you act now, pretty lady. 545 00:40:52,243 --> 00:40:56,373 Forgive me for being blunt, but you don't expect me tojust take your word for it, do you ? 546 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:59,209 Oh, no, not at all. Just say when, and I'll make it available to you. 547 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,795 All right. 548 00:41:01,878 --> 00:41:04,714 If Klump can't deliver and you can prove your formula's better, Yes ? 549 00:41:04,756 --> 00:41:07,842 Phleer would have to seriously consider it. Is that right ? 550 00:41:07,926 --> 00:41:10,845 I've got to go to a meeting. Can we reschedule for later ? We certainly can. 551 00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:15,225 Good. How about Wednesday, 7:00 ? Perfect. Wednesday at 7:00. 552 00:41:15,308 --> 00:41:19,187 - Bring the formula. - Yes. 553 00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:23,233 Excuse me. Where's your restroom ? Down the hall, to the left. 554 00:41:23,274 --> 00:41:25,735 Thank you. You finished with this ? Sure. 555 00:41:46,548 --> 00:41:49,217 Whoo, whoo ! 556 00:41:49,301 --> 00:41:52,720 What the hell you looking at ? Huh ? Oh ! 557 00:42:02,313 --> 00:42:05,775 Good God! What ''good God'' ? I went on the paper ! 558 00:42:12,824 --> 00:42:15,785 Genetic anomalies can occur... 559 00:42:15,827 --> 00:42:19,623 in any living organism through-- through-- 560 00:42:19,664 --> 00:42:23,209 Come on now, people. Spontaneous mutation. 561 00:42:23,293 --> 00:42:27,797 Now what is it that ourgenetic codes can determine about us ? 562 00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:30,842 Miss Tate ? Uh, they can determine... 563 00:42:30,926 --> 00:42:34,471 whether you have blue eyes or pouty lips or a cute butt. 564 00:42:34,554 --> 00:42:36,639 Stuff like that. [Students Laughing] 565 00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,808 Right, right, precisely. Very good. 566 00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:43,146 But what about random nucleotide polymorphisms, Professor ? Excellent question. 567 00:42:43,229 --> 00:42:46,816 Random nucleotide polymorphisms-- 568 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:49,778 Random nucleotide polymorphisms-- 569 00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:55,742 Random nucleotide-- [Clears Throat] 570 00:43:01,665 --> 00:43:03,625 I ain't got a clue. 571 00:43:10,382 --> 00:43:13,510 Who knows ? This could affect your coordination, your neurologicalsystem. 572 00:43:13,552 --> 00:43:17,764 - l mean, it could even affect your intelligence. - What was I talking about ? 573 00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:21,851 - Genetic anomalies. - Yes, genetic anomalies. As I was saying-- 574 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:38,451 Think you're pretty smart, huh, Molly ? 575 00:43:40,745 --> 00:43:43,123 Not gonna beat me again. [Groans] 576 00:43:59,013 --> 00:44:01,307 Oh. 577 00:44:01,349 --> 00:44:05,270 That makes five times in a row now. Hey. 578 00:44:05,353 --> 00:44:09,190 - Can I talk to you for a second ? -Jason, yes, please, come in. 579 00:44:12,527 --> 00:44:15,864 Look, l know you think you're feeling fine, but l ran some more tests anyway. 580 00:44:15,906 --> 00:44:18,658 - Really ? - Yeah. When you extracted Buddy, 581 00:44:18,742 --> 00:44:24,205 somehow it altered the gene that regulates neurotransmitter activity to the cerebral cortex. 582 00:44:24,247 --> 00:44:28,501 Uh,Jason, all these big words are really perplexing to me. Can you talk in plain English ? 583 00:44:31,046 --> 00:44:33,506 You're losing your intelligence, sir. 584 00:44:36,551 --> 00:44:39,721 Yeah. Yeah, I know. 585 00:44:42,098 --> 00:44:44,768 I know. I can feel it. 586 00:44:44,851 --> 00:44:48,229 I can't even beat Molly, and she's the dumbest hamster we got. 587 00:44:48,313 --> 00:44:51,274 Jason, my presentation's in two days. 588 00:44:51,357 --> 00:44:53,777 Now what am I gonna do ? 589 00:45:05,413 --> 00:45:09,709 Oh, mygoodness. Buddy. 590 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:23,223 Oh, thank God. 591 00:45:36,444 --> 00:45:39,030 Hey, how's it going there, Sherman ? Yeah, Daddy, you startled me. 592 00:45:39,114 --> 00:45:42,075 - What's that you got there, son ? - The youth juice. 593 00:45:42,117 --> 00:45:45,704 Um, um, my formula. I was wondering if I could keep it here for safe keeping. 594 00:45:45,787 --> 00:45:48,790 Oh, yeah, leave it in the refrigerator. Ain't nobody gonna bother it. 595 00:45:48,873 --> 00:45:51,918 You allright ? You looka little strained. What's going on ? 596 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,797 [ Stammering ] Well, Daddy, you know, I kinda got a lot on my mind. 597 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,883 Really, I do. I guess I've been a little worried about my presentation and all. 598 00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:01,553 Worried about your presentation ? You ain't got nothing to be worried about. 599 00:46:01,636 --> 00:46:05,265 We gonna be watching you on TV, supporting you, and you should be proud. We proud. 600 00:46:05,348 --> 00:46:07,309 I know I'm proud. I tell you that. You ain't got nothing to worried-- 601 00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:10,770 You're gonna be doing just great. Ah ! 602 00:46:10,812 --> 00:46:14,107 I didn't hit you that hard. Don't act like a little bitch. By the way, Sherman, 603 00:46:14,190 --> 00:46:17,652 how many people can say that they raised a genius ? 604 00:46:17,694 --> 00:46:20,572 l can. 605 00:46:24,701 --> 00:46:28,663 Worried about his presentation ? That's a good one there. 606 00:46:35,336 --> 00:46:38,173 - Ooh, is this supposed to be that hard ? - Yeah, let it set a while. 607 00:46:38,214 --> 00:46:40,175 Don't worry if it burns a little bit. That's natural. 608 00:46:40,258 --> 00:46:43,470 All right, you the expert, Chantal. Workyour magic, girl, 609 00:46:43,511 --> 00:46:45,472 'cause Denise's motheris coming to this bachelorette party, 610 00:46:45,513 --> 00:46:48,016 and if she's as stunning as Denise, l got to besparkling. 611 00:46:48,099 --> 00:46:50,393 Honey, you gonna blind their asses. 612 00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:53,688 When you walk in that door, they gonna think you're Tyra Banks. 613 00:46:53,772 --> 00:46:56,316 [ Both Laughing ] Oh, did l tell you the news ? 614 00:46:56,357 --> 00:46:58,443 Leon got one of them penis pumps. 615 00:46:58,526 --> 00:47:02,030 Penis pumps ? What'd he do with it ? Mm-hmm. 616 00:47:02,113 --> 00:47:05,158 - Supposed to pump it up or something. - Does it work ? 617 00:47:05,241 --> 00:47:08,870 Just on the tip. Now that thing look like a portabello mushroom. 618 00:47:08,953 --> 00:47:12,457 - [ Laughing ] - Isaac all natural. 619 00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:15,210 Soon as I walk in the room, ten-hut. 620 00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:20,340 You know, l'm thinking about having a little work done myself. 621 00:47:20,423 --> 00:47:22,676 The other day, I got out the shower, 622 00:47:22,759 --> 00:47:25,011 and I bent down to reach for a towel, 623 00:47:25,053 --> 00:47:27,389 and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. 624 00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:32,143 Shot through my chest and up around my back, down my spine. 625 00:47:32,227 --> 00:47:35,355 I thought, ''Oh, Lord.'' I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, 626 00:47:35,396 --> 00:47:38,525 and I was standing on my own titty. 627 00:47:40,402 --> 00:47:43,029 You ain't have to get no breast reduction. Just be more careful. 628 00:47:43,071 --> 00:47:45,907 - Both feet too. Both feet on it. - [ Continues Laughing ] 629 00:47:50,495 --> 00:47:54,541 All right, what the hell you old hens cackling about ? You ready to go ? 630 00:47:54,624 --> 00:47:56,376 No, not quite. I'll be ready in a minute. 631 00:47:56,459 --> 00:48:00,005 She still got to set up a few more minutes. Have some more wine, girl. 632 00:48:00,088 --> 00:48:02,048 Ooh, girl, I don't know if I should. I already had two glasses. 633 00:48:02,132 --> 00:48:04,718 Oh, go on, live a little. Make your hair look better. 634 00:48:07,429 --> 00:48:10,015 - Have mercy. - Yeah,just like lfigured. 635 00:48:10,098 --> 00:48:13,602 You sit up here all day, getting sloshed and talking about us men. 636 00:48:13,685 --> 00:48:17,605 - Clesius, have you ever heard the expression, ''mercy hump'' ? - Say what ? 637 00:48:17,647 --> 00:48:20,734 'Cause that's what you been getting all these years-- mercy humps. 638 00:48:20,775 --> 00:48:23,778 - Stop it. - You out your goddamn mind. Let me tell you something. 639 00:48:23,862 --> 00:48:26,072 He ain't got nothing but a limp doodle. [ Laughing ] 640 00:48:27,198 --> 00:48:30,201 Oops. Sorry. 641 00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:32,245 - Gotta get ya. 642 00:48:32,329 --> 00:48:35,582 Clesius ! Oh, look what you've done! Oh. 643 00:48:35,665 --> 00:48:38,877 - Ah-- - You girls are crazy. I'm leaving. 644 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,464 Oh, Clesius, Clesius, wait ! Clesius ! Oh, Clesius ! I don't believe it. 645 00:48:42,547 --> 00:48:45,425 Clesius, I only told her 'cause she got so much experience in sexual matters. 646 00:48:45,467 --> 00:48:48,803 I ain't nothing but a big damn joke to you, ain't I ? Tell the whole world ! 647 00:48:48,887 --> 00:48:52,223 Her husband ain't nothing but a big ol' pile of worth less crap ! 648 00:48:52,307 --> 00:48:54,726 Clesius ! Clesius ! 649 00:48:56,019 --> 00:48:57,979 Oh. 650 00:49:00,482 --> 00:49:03,318 I'm just glad they're back in town so you can fii nally meet them. 651 00:49:03,401 --> 00:49:06,488 I'm extremely nervous because I really want to make a good impression. 652 00:49:06,571 --> 00:49:08,531 Sherman, there's no reason foryou to be nervous. 653 00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:12,452 My parents are very down-to-earth people, and they're gonna love you. 654 00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:16,498 I guess it's not like they're rocket scientists. Well, actually, they are. 655 00:49:16,581 --> 00:49:19,751 - Daddy! - Sweetheart ! 656 00:49:19,834 --> 00:49:23,463 Great to see you. You must be Sherman, the genius who's marring my daughter. 657 00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:26,424 I guess that's me. 658 00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:36,351 They think I'm old. They think I'm worn-out, huh ? I'm gonna show all of'em. 659 00:49:38,562 --> 00:49:42,023 Screw the golden years. And here's to youth ! 660 00:49:51,074 --> 00:49:53,034 That's some nasty mess. 661 00:49:56,663 --> 00:49:59,040 I don't feel no-- [ Gagging ] 662 00:50:18,226 --> 00:50:21,396 Damn, that was some nasty stuff ! 663 00:50:21,479 --> 00:50:25,191 Oh, I feel as strange as hell. Oh ! Hey, get your ass-- 664 00:50:25,233 --> 00:50:27,694 Who the hell are you ? Who you put-- 665 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,078 It worked. It worked ! 666 00:51:00,268 --> 00:51:02,187 Oh, what a beautiful bird. 667 00:51:02,270 --> 00:51:04,898 Oh, Crackers has been in our family more than 50 years. 668 00:51:04,939 --> 00:51:08,735 Hmm ? Fifty years. He's older than I am. [ Squawks ] 669 00:51:08,777 --> 00:51:12,906 - Sherman, your fly. Your fly. - Yeah, he can fly all over. 670 00:51:12,947 --> 00:51:15,575 - No, no, no, zip your pants. - [ Chuckling Nervously ] 671 00:51:15,617 --> 00:51:21,122 Oh, my goodness. Excuse me. I felt-- I felt a little breeze. 672 00:51:21,247 --> 00:51:23,666 So, uh, genomic extractions. 673 00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:25,835 Fascinating. 674 00:51:25,919 --> 00:51:30,173 But the whole concept ofremoving faultygenes must haveyou in an ethicalquandary.. 675 00:51:30,256 --> 00:51:32,509 [Flatulence] [ Groaning ] E-Excuse me. Ethical ? 676 00:51:32,550 --> 00:51:36,513 Oh, yes, l don't know much about "Ethicals", to be perfectly honest with you. 677 00:51:36,596 --> 00:51:38,765 But the ''Quandar''-- I don't like the Japanese cars. 678 00:51:38,848 --> 00:51:40,183 l don't like the Ethical Quandary. 679 00:51:40,266 --> 00:51:44,229 I'm a Volvo man myself. Well, yeah. 680 00:51:45,647 --> 00:51:47,857 - Oh ! - [ Laughing ] - [ Laughs ] 681 00:51:52,070 --> 00:51:56,699 Sherman is known as the leading expert in genomic extractions. 682 00:51:56,741 --> 00:51:59,869 Give us a little preview of the speech you're going to make at the press conference. 683 00:52:04,249 --> 00:52:08,128 - Say what now ? - l know we would never be able to keep up, 684 00:52:08,211 --> 00:52:11,131 but is there some way that you could explain it in layman terms ? 685 00:52:11,214 --> 00:52:14,050 Oh, you'd like me to explain to you ? 686 00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:17,053 Yes. Well, I would love to. I would be honored. 687 00:52:17,137 --> 00:52:20,015 It's really quite simple. This corn, for instance-- 688 00:52:20,098 --> 00:52:23,560 This piece ofcorn here can represent a strand of DNA. 689 00:52:23,643 --> 00:52:25,604 [Chuckling] And these little-- 690 00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:28,773 the individual-- the bumpy things that go-- 691 00:52:28,857 --> 00:52:31,109 The Green Giant calls them ''niblets.'' Uh, niblets. 692 00:52:31,192 --> 00:52:34,237 These niblets represent each gene, and they determine everything about you. 693 00:52:34,321 --> 00:52:38,324 For instance, Mrs. Gaines, let's say if a person was to have big titties, like you. 694 00:52:38,408 --> 00:52:40,618 - [Denise] Sherman ! - l'm sorry. Big titties. 695 00:52:40,702 --> 00:52:43,288 No, breasts. Scratch it. Get off you. On me. 696 00:52:43,371 --> 00:52:46,041 - Now, I have a big ass. Never mind that. - [ Fork Clatters ] 697 00:52:50,587 --> 00:52:55,300 What we're attempting to do here is to extract the, uh, the bad, badgenes. 698 00:52:55,383 --> 00:52:57,886 Extract that titty out. Andass comes out. 699 00:52:57,969 --> 00:52:59,888 And just leave the good genes, 700 00:52:59,971 --> 00:53:02,140 which is very simple if you think about it. 701 00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:05,894 Just ignore that. 702 00:53:05,977 --> 00:53:08,646 Please ignore those. Those are the badgenes. 703 00:53:08,730 --> 00:53:12,650 What I'm really tring to do is go deep, deep down into the gene structure, 704 00:53:12,734 --> 00:53:14,819 which oftentimes is much more difficult. 705 00:53:17,947 --> 00:53:20,700 Crackers ! 706 00:53:20,784 --> 00:53:22,702 Oh, goodness ! 707 00:53:25,038 --> 00:53:28,041 I'm-- I'm so-- so sorry about that. 708 00:53:28,124 --> 00:53:31,836 My pants got caught in the thing and they pulled it on out. 709 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,089 His wings istwitching a little bit, so he's allright. 710 00:53:36,967 --> 00:53:39,427 [CellPhone Rings] Buddy Love. 711 00:53:39,511 --> 00:53:42,138 Mr. Love. Leanne Guilford. Yes, Miss Guilford. How are you ? 712 00:53:42,222 --> 00:53:44,974 You forgotten we have an appointment right now ? I had a hard time getting a cab. 713 00:53:45,058 --> 00:53:48,937 - I'm on my way. - I'll wait for a few more minutes and then I'm leaving. 714 00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:51,815 Very good. I'll see you soon. All right. 715 00:53:51,898 --> 00:53:54,609 Yes ! 716 00:53:54,651 --> 00:53:56,611 Whoo ! This isgreat! 717 00:53:56,653 --> 00:53:59,948 Sir, uh, please don't do that. It's kind ofdangerous. 718 00:54:00,031 --> 00:54:03,952 You work here ! Work here ! [ Barking ] 719 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:08,039 Dynamite ! 720 00:54:08,123 --> 00:54:10,041 Yeah ! Whoo ! 721 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:13,336 Hey, let me have a seven and seven. Coming up. 722 00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:18,800 You about the fii nest-looking thing I seen in a long time. 723 00:54:18,842 --> 00:54:21,553 Well, thank you very much. You pretty damn foxy yourself, baby. 724 00:54:21,636 --> 00:54:24,723 A lot of young men are intimidated by an older woman. 725 00:54:24,806 --> 00:54:26,808 Is that right ? Well, let me tell you something. 726 00:54:26,850 --> 00:54:30,145 You look pretty damn young to me. In fact, let me tell you something, baby. 727 00:54:30,228 --> 00:54:32,647 You just about the-- You-- 728 00:54:34,065 --> 00:54:38,194 Yeah, you look good. Pretty fine. Foxy fine and young. 729 00:54:38,278 --> 00:54:41,531 Excuse me one second. Yes, yes, yes. 730 00:54:41,573 --> 00:54:45,577 - Get away from my woman. - Mind your own business, Willie. 731 00:54:45,660 --> 00:54:48,371 - What ? - It's over between us. He just won't accept it. 732 00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:51,875 Willie, she said it's over between y'all. Besides, you getting the wrong idea. 733 00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:55,545 Outside. Outside. I'm tired of this shit. Say what ? Who you pushing? 734 00:54:55,628 --> 00:54:58,173 Not again, Willie. Willie, what's wrong with you ? 735 00:54:58,256 --> 00:55:00,926 All right, enough is enough ! This is going too damn far ! 736 00:55:01,009 --> 00:55:04,721 You gonna make me have to put my foot in your ass. I'm gonna tell you straight up. 737 00:55:04,804 --> 00:55:08,767 I don't wanna have to hurt you, Pops ! Pops ? I'll ''pop'' your ass. 738 00:55:08,850 --> 00:55:11,102 Would you please put your clothes back on ? 739 00:55:11,186 --> 00:55:13,855 You'll hurt yourself. You look like a roast chicken. 740 00:55:15,106 --> 00:55:17,400 That was a lucky shot. 741 00:55:19,653 --> 00:55:24,282 - Okay, that's it. - Come on, fool. Get your ass up. Come on. 742 00:55:24,365 --> 00:55:26,868 You're crazy. [ Martial Arts Cr ] 743 00:55:28,953 --> 00:55:32,749 What the hell is this ? Am I supposed to believe that you know ''bujitsu'' ? 744 00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:34,250 Sayonara, sucker. 745 00:55:42,717 --> 00:55:44,636 All right. 746 00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,555 Meter reads 3.90. Here's 4.00. Keep the dime. Jerk. 747 00:55:47,639 --> 00:55:51,059 Ah, the lovely Miss Guilford. Where you on your way to ? 748 00:55:51,142 --> 00:55:53,895 - Home. - Home ? What do you mean ? We got business to talk. 749 00:55:53,937 --> 00:55:58,066 All you seem to be is talk. I'm starting to think you don't even have a formula. 750 00:55:58,149 --> 00:56:00,068 Oh-- We're gonna stick with Klump. 751 00:56:00,151 --> 00:56:03,113 Stick with Klump ? I just got off the phone with my research people in Langley, Virginia. 752 00:56:03,196 --> 00:56:06,616 They're working out all the minorkinks. We gonna have a formula any moment now. 753 00:56:06,699 --> 00:56:08,993 Hey ! Klump's formula sucks ! 754 00:56:14,207 --> 00:56:16,459 All right, little man. 755 00:56:16,501 --> 00:56:19,170 I've been real patient. 756 00:56:19,254 --> 00:56:22,924 - I told you I'd mess you up. - [ Rumbling ] 757 00:56:29,097 --> 00:56:32,350 Oh, you scared now, huh ? Bring your little butt back here. 758 00:56:32,434 --> 00:56:34,352 I'm tired ofyour-- 759 00:56:36,354 --> 00:56:39,149 Damn. 760 00:56:39,232 --> 00:56:41,109 He done loosen my tooth too. 761 00:56:47,282 --> 00:56:50,076 So that's where Sherman's been hiding it. 762 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,662 Klumpville. Chunkytown. 763 00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:55,498 Big-ass City. 764 00:57:05,175 --> 00:57:08,720 Clesius. Clesius. Lord have mercy. What have you been all evening ? 765 00:57:08,803 --> 00:57:10,889 I've been so worried. Wait. Don't turn on the light. 766 00:57:10,972 --> 00:57:15,018 - Leave the light out. - Oh, Clesius, I'm so sorry about what happened tonight. 767 00:57:15,101 --> 00:57:17,354 Yeah, well-- Anna, 768 00:57:17,437 --> 00:57:20,523 you remember when we first met ? 769 00:57:20,607 --> 00:57:23,318 Ofcourse I remember. Back at the state fair. Why ? 770 00:57:23,401 --> 00:57:27,280 Yeah, the state fair. You was working the cotton candy. 771 00:57:27,364 --> 00:57:31,201 Standing looking like an angel. Had that pink sugar swirling all around you. 772 00:57:31,242 --> 00:57:34,204 I turned to my brother, and I said three words, 773 00:57:34,245 --> 00:57:37,332 ''Mighty fine.'' 774 00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:43,213 You must've ate 16 cotton candies that night, Clesius. 775 00:57:43,254 --> 00:57:45,715 Yeah, well, I was interested. 776 00:57:45,757 --> 00:57:48,301 I was interested. I was damn interested. 777 00:57:52,097 --> 00:57:54,265 Closeyoureyes, Anna. l got a little surprise for you. 778 00:57:54,349 --> 00:57:57,894 Oh, Clesius. [ Chuckling ] 779 00:57:57,978 --> 00:58:00,730 Oh ! 780 00:58:00,772 --> 00:58:03,316 Here lam. l'm ready, andl'm waiting. 781 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,527 - Oh, that some nasty stuff. - Okay, what you got for me ? 782 00:58:05,610 --> 00:58:09,531 It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you. 783 00:58:09,614 --> 00:58:11,866 Oh, you always been such a sexy devil. 784 00:58:14,703 --> 00:58:16,663 Oh, Clesius, l'm on fire. 785 00:58:16,746 --> 00:58:20,208 Oh, Clesius ! Hurr, Clesius. 786 00:58:20,291 --> 00:58:22,877 Hurr, Clesius ! 787 00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:25,255 Hurry, Clesius. Hurry. Hurry, Clesius. 788 00:58:25,338 --> 00:58:27,549 Yeah, yeah. l've been waiting so long. 789 00:58:27,632 --> 00:58:30,927 Clesius, l'm on fire. I know you've been waiting, baby. 790 00:58:30,969 --> 00:58:34,139 - Oh, Clesius, this is so romantic. - Yeah, Clesius here now. 791 00:58:34,222 --> 00:58:36,558 I'm on fire. Anna Pearl, Anna Pearl. 792 00:58:36,641 --> 00:58:40,979 Yeah, I'm gonna put your fire out. 793 00:58:41,062 --> 00:58:43,815 - [ Screaming ] - It's okay, baby. It's okay. 794 00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:46,192 Anna, it's me. It's me. It's Clesius. I'm just young again. 795 00:58:46,234 --> 00:58:48,737 Oh, Lord, Clesius, what have you done to yourself? 796 00:58:48,778 --> 00:58:50,864 I took some of Sherman's youth juice, and it's incredible. 797 00:58:50,906 --> 00:58:54,033 I got enough for both of us too. 798 00:58:54,117 --> 00:58:56,703 Damn. Don't worry about it. I got some more in the garage. I'm not taking that mess. 799 00:58:56,786 --> 00:58:58,830 I don't want no magic formula. 800 00:58:58,913 --> 00:59:02,125 - What's wrong with you, woman ? Don't you wanna be young ? - No, I don't wanna be young. 801 00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:06,463 Clesius, we're supposed to be who we are, andl'm just fine with who lam. 802 00:59:06,546 --> 00:59:10,300 But, obviously, what you're tring to say is that you'rejust tired... 803 00:59:10,383 --> 00:59:13,553 of the fat, old woman that you got married to. Oh, no, Anna. 804 00:59:13,636 --> 00:59:16,139 That's not what I'm saying. That ain't what I'm saying at all. 805 00:59:16,222 --> 00:59:19,184 Downstairs. I think you better sleep downstairs. Anna, please, no, baby. 806 00:59:19,267 --> 00:59:22,812 - But I was just-- - Downstairs, Clesius. I don't wanna hear it. 807 00:59:26,483 --> 00:59:29,819 Oh, Clesius, I'm so disappointed in you. 808 00:59:33,114 --> 00:59:37,577 I just feel so god-awful terrible about what happened to Crackers. 809 00:59:37,619 --> 00:59:39,829 Imagine what your parents must think about me. 810 00:59:39,913 --> 00:59:42,165 Sherman, you were acting really strange tonight. 811 00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:44,709 Yeah, I know, 'cause, um, I drank that wine, 812 00:59:44,793 --> 00:59:47,170 and I had cold medicine early on. 813 00:59:47,253 --> 00:59:50,298 And mixing cold medicine and wine-- that don't mix. 814 00:59:50,382 --> 00:59:52,467 Well, cold medicine or not, 815 00:59:52,550 --> 00:59:55,053 I'm really worried about you. 816 00:59:55,136 --> 00:59:57,514 And I really think you should get a checkup. 817 00:59:59,307 --> 01:00:02,018 All right. I will. Yeah, I will. 818 01:00:02,102 --> 01:00:04,562 Okay. Go home and get some rest, 819 01:00:04,646 --> 01:00:07,607 and first thing in the morning, I'll make an appointment to get a checkup. 820 01:00:07,649 --> 01:00:10,777 Good. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. 821 01:00:10,819 --> 01:00:14,447 - Sorry about Crackers. I'm sorry. Okay ? - Okay. Okay. 822 01:00:17,158 --> 01:00:19,119 Mm. 823 01:00:21,997 --> 01:00:25,125 Pervert. ''Beef in your taco.'' 824 01:00:28,253 --> 01:00:31,339 - I'm a pony ! I'm a pony ! - Mommy, I'm scared. 825 01:00:31,423 --> 01:00:33,216 Nowback to the midnight movie. 826 01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:41,641 A huge asteroid, approximately 1,000 square miles in size, 827 01:00:41,683 --> 01:00:44,936 is still on a collision course with Earth. 828 01:00:47,772 --> 01:00:50,150 Wellman College Professor Sherman Klump... 829 01:00:50,233 --> 01:00:54,738 is attempting to plant a nuclear explosive device deep within the asteroid core, 830 01:00:54,821 --> 01:00:56,906 which, if effective, will destroy it. 831 01:01:01,619 --> 01:01:04,497 Houston, come in. This is Professor Klump on the asteroid's surface. 832 01:01:04,539 --> 01:01:07,500 We read you, Professor. What's your status ? 833 01:01:07,542 --> 01:01:10,545 We've done dug the hole and planted the nukes. 834 01:01:10,587 --> 01:01:13,298 Good. Then get back in your shuttle and get the hell out of there... 835 01:01:13,381 --> 01:01:16,009 so you can blow that rock to bits. 836 01:01:16,051 --> 01:01:19,179 Sherman, you've got 30 seconds before that asteroid hits. Better hurry. 837 01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:21,347 The world's counting on it. 838 01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:29,272 Fifteen seconds. Sherman, start the detonation sequence now. 839 01:01:30,857 --> 01:01:33,443 Hello, Houston. We got a big-assproblem. 840 01:01:33,526 --> 01:01:36,988 Sherman, you've got to blow up the asteroid. Press that button ! 841 01:01:37,072 --> 01:01:40,366 I... can't... reach it. [Man's Voice] Sherman. 842 01:01:43,328 --> 01:01:47,040 Sherman, I am your father. Search your feelings, Sherman. 843 01:01:47,082 --> 01:01:52,545 There's a force deep down inside you. Use it. Use your force, Sherman. 844 01:01:52,629 --> 01:01:55,382 Of course. 845 01:01:58,510 --> 01:02:02,806 Ah, yes. [ Coughing ] The force is strong with you, my son. 846 01:02:02,889 --> 01:02:05,350 - [ Continues Coughing ] Goddamn. - What the hell was that noise ? 847 01:02:05,433 --> 01:02:08,728 Whew ! I think something crawled up your force and died, Sherman. 848 01:02:14,442 --> 01:02:18,613 Ten seconds to impact. My God ! 849 01:02:18,697 --> 01:02:22,075 He didn 't plant those charges on the asteroid. Then where did he plant them ? 850 01:02:24,369 --> 01:02:26,079 Okay. 851 01:02:26,162 --> 01:02:29,124 Good-bye, Mr. Asteroid. 852 01:02:29,165 --> 01:02:32,252 [Chuckling] This is gonna be good. Yeah. 853 01:02:32,293 --> 01:02:37,090 Wait a minute. Did l land on the wrong-- Oh, shit. 854 01:02:43,054 --> 01:02:46,099 Oh, no. I done blowed up the wrong one. 855 01:02:46,182 --> 01:02:48,101 Good-bye, Sherman. 856 01:02:48,143 --> 01:02:50,353 Denise, please don't-- It was an accident. Denise-- 857 01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:53,815 l'm sure it'l l just make a little splash in the ocean. That's all. 858 01:02:53,898 --> 01:02:56,317 See,just a little, tiny-- 859 01:02:56,401 --> 01:02:58,820 Oh, that ain 't tiny at all, is it ? 860 01:03:06,494 --> 01:03:08,455 I am an idiot. 861 01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:14,961 Oh, thank you, Granny, so much. You are too sweet. 862 01:03:15,045 --> 01:03:17,964 Yeah, that's a little special present for your wedding night. 863 01:03:18,006 --> 01:03:19,841 Oh, fabulous. Romantic and fabulous. 864 01:03:19,924 --> 01:03:22,635 Oh, Mama ! 865 01:03:22,677 --> 01:03:24,637 Ooh ! 866 01:03:24,679 --> 01:03:29,643 Thank you, Granny. Maybe something l wouldn't have chosen for myself. Thank you. 867 01:03:29,726 --> 01:03:32,395 Well, I didn't choose it for you, baby. I got it for Sherman. 868 01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:35,940 He's gonna be the one that's gonna appreciate the hell out of it, trust me. 869 01:03:36,024 --> 01:03:40,987 Girls, l got tago check on the rest of my surprise. Y'all excuse me fora moment. 870 01:03:41,071 --> 01:03:44,616 Girls, lsawthe most fabulousgame the otherday. lt's calledBachelorette Bingo. 871 01:03:44,699 --> 01:03:47,911 Let'splay. Oh, this is so fabulous ! 872 01:04:10,475 --> 01:04:15,814 This is Miss Ida Mae Jensen. I'm calling to confirm a male stripper fantasy, 873 01:04:15,897 --> 01:04:18,858 the Muy Caliente Vida Loca special. 874 01:04:27,867 --> 01:04:30,620 Goddamn. 875 01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:48,638 Yeah, that's right. Well, where they at ? We all ready here. Now-- 876 01:04:48,722 --> 01:04:51,057 Oh, never mind. 877 01:04:51,141 --> 01:04:53,268 lsee him overhere now. Okay. 878 01:04:53,351 --> 01:04:57,230 Yes, we will enjoy. Thankyou. 879 01:04:57,272 --> 01:05:01,026 Now, that's what l call the Muy Caliente... 880 01:05:01,109 --> 01:05:03,778 El Negro special. 881 01:05:03,862 --> 01:05:05,947 Mmm-mmm ! 882 01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:28,136 - Hey. 883 01:05:28,219 --> 01:05:30,138 Well, hello there, stripper man. 884 01:05:30,221 --> 01:05:34,934 Now, you know, lordered the special, and you supposed to be dressed as a fireman. 885 01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:38,646 Stripperman ? Oh, stripper-- Oh, yes, stripperman. 886 01:05:38,730 --> 01:05:41,149 Well, I, um-- I decided not to do my fii reman dance tonight, 887 01:05:41,191 --> 01:05:44,152 because last time I did it, things got so heated up, kind of scorched my suit. 888 01:05:44,194 --> 01:05:47,614 So I decided to do my cat burglar dance. And I slip through the back door... 889 01:05:47,656 --> 01:05:49,949 and I'm kind of poking around, 'cause I'm a method stripper... 890 01:05:49,991 --> 01:05:52,535 and I want to get the right frame of mind so I can give y'all some good stripping. 891 01:05:52,619 --> 01:05:57,540 - You know, work it for you. - You know, you look just like Ken Norton in Mandingo. 892 01:05:57,624 --> 01:06:00,627 Oh, really ? Oh, Ken Norton-- Oh, Mandingo. Ken Norton. Really ? 893 01:06:00,710 --> 01:06:04,089 I guess this is the closest I'm gonna ever get to Ken Norton. 894 01:06:04,172 --> 01:06:06,216 Well, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. 895 01:06:06,216 --> 01:06:07,676 Well, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. 896 01:06:07,717 --> 01:06:10,261 I wonder if you could give me a little private dance. 897 01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:12,722 Oh, okay. You want a private-- You wanna slow down ? 898 01:06:12,806 --> 01:06:15,016 Stop, stop, stop ! I'm gonna need some space here. 899 01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:17,644 You want a private dance. Okay, I can do that. 900 01:06:17,727 --> 01:06:22,440 But first, um, I'm so thirsty. I got a craving for some-- for some red fruit punch. 901 01:06:22,524 --> 01:06:25,860 Red fruit punch ? I ain't seen none in the house, boy. 902 01:06:25,902 --> 01:06:28,280 But today I seen some out in the Frigidaire, out in the garage. 903 01:06:28,363 --> 01:06:31,032 Oh, there may be some in the garage ? Well, after I quench my thirst, 904 01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:33,368 I'm gonna come give you a dance. Ow ! 905 01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:36,579 I'll be moving like this. You like that, don't you ? Yeah, that's like Soul Train. 906 01:06:36,663 --> 01:06:39,583 That's la vida loca. Make this face here like I'm tearing it up. 907 01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:43,253 Oh, good Lord. Oh, my precious Lord. You like that ? 908 01:06:43,336 --> 01:06:46,464 Don't move now. I ain't going nowhere. I'll be right here for the Soul Train. 909 01:06:46,548 --> 01:06:51,928 - I'll be right back. - For the Soul Train ! 910 01:06:52,011 --> 01:06:53,972 I'll be right back. [DoorbellRinging] 911 01:06:55,849 --> 01:06:58,184 Oh, my goodness, is there a fii re ? 912 01:06:58,268 --> 01:07:01,855 Yes, ma'am, I'm afraid there is. I don't|smell no smoke. [ Sniffii ng ] 913 01:07:06,609 --> 01:07:08,820 and it's getting muy caliente! 914 01:07:08,903 --> 01:07:12,991 Oh, Lord, have mercy ! A strip-- Oh, my ! 915 01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:17,454 My mother must've arranged this. 916 01:07:18,705 --> 01:07:21,166 Where are you ? Oop-- 917 01:07:21,249 --> 01:07:24,377 Oh, bingo ! Bingo. 918 01:07:24,461 --> 01:07:27,422 Chunky Butt, thank you so much for making this easy. 919 01:07:27,464 --> 01:07:29,507 I thought this was gonna be diffiicult. 920 01:07:29,591 --> 01:07:32,135 Chunky Butt made this a nice, easy task forme. 921 01:07:32,218 --> 01:07:34,471 Yes, yes, yes. 922 01:07:36,806 --> 01:07:40,393 Perfect. Now I gotta find something to cut this with. 923 01:07:40,477 --> 01:07:42,395 Maybe a little fertilizer or something. 924 01:07:42,479 --> 01:07:47,067 Oh, this is gonna be perfect, Chunky Butt. 925 01:07:47,150 --> 01:07:51,947 I think this will help spruce up your presentation quite a bit. 926 01:07:55,075 --> 01:07:56,910 [Anna] Oh, Lord! 927 01:07:56,993 --> 01:07:59,663 I didn't know there was gonna be a stripper. 928 01:07:59,746 --> 01:08:01,665 I didn't know there was gonna be a stripper. 929 01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:07,337 Mama ! Mama ! [Women Screaming] 930 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:05,770 Oh, we gonna have the whole room smelling like ass. 931 01:09:05,854 --> 01:09:10,066 Shake it, shake. And it's like I was never here. 932 01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:12,610 Oh ! Oh ! 933 01:09:12,694 --> 01:09:15,530 Hey ! You scared me just now. I thought you was a monster. 934 01:09:15,572 --> 01:09:17,532 Mmm-mmm ! What areyou-- 935 01:09:17,574 --> 01:09:21,369 - Hey, what-- - Stripper man, stripper man. 936 01:09:21,411 --> 01:09:24,664 - You're not supposed to be out here. - This must be your lucky night. 937 01:09:24,748 --> 01:09:28,167 - You're supposed to be in the house. - I'm fiittin' to teach you... 938 01:09:28,251 --> 01:09:30,795 - ever trick I know. - [ Gulps ] 939 01:09:30,879 --> 01:09:34,799 - l seen the way you logging me inside. - No, no, no, no. 940 01:09:34,883 --> 01:09:37,177 [ With Deep Voice ] I'm logging you too. 941 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:42,057 - Oh ! - Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! 942 01:09:44,184 --> 01:09:47,062 - Oh, stripper man. - [ Yelling ] 943 01:09:47,104 --> 01:09:49,856 - Oh, I feel so vulnerable. - [ Retches ] 944 01:09:49,939 --> 01:09:53,193 Come on. Let's get it on right now, right here, right now. 945 01:09:53,276 --> 01:09:56,196 Oh, stripper. Wait. Just calm-- Relax a second. 946 01:09:56,279 --> 01:09:59,032 Now, listen. We gonna get it on. But not out here. 947 01:09:59,115 --> 01:10:01,284 You don't wanna get it on out here, do you, in this nasty, stink garage ? 948 01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:04,329 Let's go in the house in a warm bed where I can give you the shimmy. 949 01:10:04,412 --> 01:10:08,583 I'll meet you in your room. I ain't falling for that trick. 950 01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:10,585 I'm gonna get that knot out your back. 951 01:10:10,627 --> 01:10:14,380 You gonna have togive me a little sugar right now, or l'll scream. 952 01:10:14,464 --> 01:10:17,425 No, no, don't scream. Don't scream. 953 01:10:17,509 --> 01:10:20,971 No, no, no. Shh, shh. Wait, wait, wait. l'll give you a little kiss. 954 01:10:21,054 --> 01:10:25,308 A little peck on the cheek. Meet you up in the room. Ain't gonna hurt nobody. 955 01:10:25,392 --> 01:10:28,895 You're so cute. Come here. l want a little sugar. 956 01:10:29,979 --> 01:10:33,525 Oh, God ! 957 01:10:33,608 --> 01:10:35,985 Oh, Ken Norton ! 958 01:10:54,671 --> 01:10:58,258 Folks, we want toget everybody into the presentation, 959 01:10:58,341 --> 01:11:00,343 so please have your press credentials ready. 960 01:11:14,983 --> 01:11:18,945 Well, if it isn't ol' Chunky Butt. Buddy, what are you doing here ? 961 01:11:19,028 --> 01:11:22,032 I just came down for your big presentation. You're not nervous, are you ? 962 01:11:22,115 --> 01:11:24,367 No, I ain't nervous. ''No, I ain't.'' ''No, I ain't.'' 963 01:11:24,451 --> 01:11:27,245 That's interesting. Starting to sound kind of ignorant. 964 01:11:27,329 --> 01:11:29,247 But don't worry. If this professor thing don't work out, 965 01:11:29,331 --> 01:11:31,583 there's always room for another brother down at the car wash. 966 01:11:31,666 --> 01:11:33,585 They could put a big beach towel on your ass, 967 01:11:33,668 --> 01:11:35,587 and you can stand in the doorway as the cars come out... 968 01:11:35,670 --> 01:11:37,589 and dry 'em a side at a time. 969 01:11:37,672 --> 01:11:41,593 That's your future. Buddy, I notice since the split-up... 970 01:11:41,676 --> 01:11:45,388 that, uh, I ain't really-- I haven't really felt like myself. 971 01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:47,390 I was wondering if you've been experiencing any changes. 972 01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:49,976 Not at all. I feel great. Never felt better in my life. 973 01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:52,812 Business is really starting to look up for me, Sherm. [CatShrieks] 974 01:11:54,314 --> 01:11:56,608 Hey, you betterrun ! Come here ! 975 01:11:56,691 --> 01:11:59,027 Come here, pussy ! You're a pussy ! That's what you are. 976 01:11:59,068 --> 01:12:02,197 l'll killyou! l'll killyou! Come here, you pussy! 977 01:12:02,238 --> 01:12:04,199 Sherman coming on in a minute. 978 01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:07,410 Well, what channel's Sherman gonna come on ? Anybody know ? 979 01:12:07,494 --> 01:12:10,914 Have some of these brownies. They're still warm. Don't drop 'em on my floor now. 980 01:12:10,997 --> 01:12:14,125 All right, everbody. Sherman getting ready to come on TV now. Everbody gather around. 981 01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:16,502 You know, fame is gonna pass. 982 01:12:16,586 --> 01:12:18,505 And the only thing that's permanent is family. 983 01:12:18,588 --> 01:12:21,382 Ain't that right, Daddy ? Oh, shit ! Get your ass out that chair ! 984 01:12:21,466 --> 01:12:24,427 How many times, Ernest, I gotta tell you to stay out my damn chair ? Aw, man. 985 01:12:24,469 --> 01:12:27,430 You work on them cars all day gonna put the grease all in my chair, smear the grease there. 986 01:12:27,472 --> 01:12:30,225 Gotta sit on this grease. My gray pants still got grease all over 'em 'cause ofyou. 987 01:12:30,267 --> 01:12:32,561 You happy ? You got your chair. Enjoy. Stay out my damn chair. 988 01:12:32,602 --> 01:12:36,898 Ernest, will you please tell your father to be quiet ? Sherman's coming on. 989 01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:39,108 - What channel Sherman come on ? - Tell me what she just said, 990 01:12:39,192 --> 01:12:41,903 - I'll come over there and whup your ass. - [Applause On TV] 991 01:12:41,945 --> 01:12:44,698 That's the channel. Watch the damn TV. 992 01:12:44,781 --> 01:12:47,826 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for coming out. My name is Professor Sherman Klump. 993 01:12:47,909 --> 01:12:51,121 I'm a professor here at Wellman College. 994 01:12:51,204 --> 01:12:53,707 - Ooh ! [ Clapping ] - Look at him. 995 01:12:53,790 --> 01:12:56,709 -Joe College. - Look how dashing he look. He lookjust like Billy Dee. 996 01:12:56,793 --> 01:13:00,547 - Boy look handsome. - Billy Dee ! Billy Dee ! Billy Dee ! Billy Dee ! 997 01:13:00,630 --> 01:13:03,383 - Billy Dee Klump. - As you all know, 998 01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:07,304 Ponce de Leon searched his entire life for the Fountain ofYouth. 999 01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:10,348 And today we will complete his journey. 1000 01:13:10,432 --> 01:13:14,186 So, uh, ladies and gentlemen, l'dlike to present to you all, 1001 01:13:14,269 --> 01:13:19,148 uh, the Wellman College youth formula. 1002 01:13:19,232 --> 01:13:21,818 - Maybe I need to take some ofthat. - It don't cure ugly. 1003 01:13:21,901 --> 01:13:24,362 - Does Clesius know I'm strapped ? 1004 01:13:24,446 --> 01:13:27,157 - Well, come on. Shoot. Come on. Shoot. - I'm strapped, nigga. 1005 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,075 - Tell him. I'm strapped. - And ifyou miss, I'm gonna finish you off. 1006 01:13:29,159 --> 01:13:31,912 If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say nothing at all. 1007 01:13:31,995 --> 01:13:34,956 - Well, she messin' with me. - Stop the violence. Stop the violence. 1008 01:13:34,998 --> 01:13:38,293 And don't say nothing. I'm tring to watch Sherman. 1009 01:13:38,334 --> 01:13:40,295 Okay, cool, cool. 1010 01:13:41,963 --> 01:13:44,132 Boy, would I like to throw some hot grease on you. 1011 01:13:47,093 --> 01:13:50,639 This is Molly. Molly is a one-year-old, and Petey is four. 1012 01:13:50,722 --> 01:13:55,227 Petey is our candidate for genetic ''transmografiication.'' 1013 01:13:57,229 --> 01:14:00,982 Petey here-- Petey is ourcandidate forgenetic "transmofilectesy. " 1014 01:14:01,065 --> 01:14:03,693 Genetic ''transgromanation.'' 1015 01:14:03,777 --> 01:14:06,404 The "youthification--" That ain't a word. 1016 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:08,406 Howcome Uncle Sherman's talking funny ? 1017 01:14:08,448 --> 01:14:11,910 - He's starting to sound like you, Dad. - He don't sound right, do he ? 1018 01:14:11,952 --> 01:14:14,663 What do you mean, ''sound like me'' ? What's that ? Sherman up in a ivor tower... 1019 01:14:14,746 --> 01:14:16,665 just 'cause he went to college. 1020 01:14:16,748 --> 01:14:19,876 I could've gone to college if I took that damn... 1021 01:14:19,959 --> 01:14:22,712 elastic ''appitude'' test. 1022 01:14:22,795 --> 01:14:25,381 Hey, shut up. What the hell's wrong with Sherman ? 1023 01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:29,427 You be breaking me down in front of my seed on the regular. 1024 01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:32,681 The reason we, uh-- he-- We gonna make him young. 1025 01:14:32,764 --> 01:14:36,518 So I say, um, let's get it on ! 1026 01:14:40,104 --> 01:14:42,982 I'm gonna just give a drop ofthis to Petey. 1027 01:14:43,066 --> 01:14:45,485 We watch and see what happens. 1028 01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,627 - Isaac, you watching that ? - Hey, that ain't right. 1029 01:15:04,295 --> 01:15:08,466 - Hamsters will be hamsters, huh ? - Oh ! 1030 01:15:31,740 --> 01:15:33,992 - What in blazes-- - Oh ! - Look at that ! 1031 01:15:34,034 --> 01:15:36,745 - That's cool. That's real cool. - Look at that ! 1032 01:15:36,828 --> 01:15:38,455 Petey ! Down, boy ! 1033 01:15:50,216 --> 01:15:53,845 - Petey ! - Shoot him ! Shoot him ! 1034 01:16:32,092 --> 01:16:35,303 No, no. No. Please, l'm not that kindof-- 1035 01:16:39,641 --> 01:16:42,644 Oh, my God. l have to turn the channel. l don't want my babyseeing that. 1036 01:16:42,727 --> 01:16:45,063 - That man ain't never gonna be right again. - Oh ! 1037 01:16:45,104 --> 01:16:47,899 - Somebody need to take Isaac's pressure. - Oh, what's wrong with this ? 1038 01:16:47,982 --> 01:16:50,151 - Something like that will ruin a man. - Coverthe baby's eyes. 1039 01:16:50,235 --> 01:16:52,862 That's too much excitement for my baby. Turn the channel. 1040 01:16:52,946 --> 01:16:56,366 - I can't even turn. - That's nasty. - That's what that is. 1041 01:16:56,449 --> 01:16:59,077 [Anna] Turn the baby's eyes. And he don't need to know what it is, Mama. 1042 01:16:59,119 --> 01:17:01,997 Now, was that supposed to happen ? 1043 01:17:04,374 --> 01:17:07,669 [Buddy] lt's the lovely Miss Guilford. Mr. Love. 1044 01:17:07,752 --> 01:17:09,921 What a wonderful day we're having, huh ? 1045 01:17:10,004 --> 01:17:11,965 Why am I not surprised to see you here ? 1046 01:17:12,006 --> 01:17:14,634 Well, I figured since it turns out that Professor Klump ain't your man after all, 1047 01:17:14,718 --> 01:17:16,636 you might wanna talk a deal. 1048 01:17:19,264 --> 01:17:23,018 All right. Have your formula ready for presentation on Friday. 1049 01:17:23,101 --> 01:17:25,020 Friday it is. 1050 01:17:25,103 --> 01:17:27,105 See you Friday. Lovely dress. Mm-hmm. 1051 01:17:27,188 --> 01:17:29,148 I'll wear something sharp. 1052 01:17:37,198 --> 01:17:39,492 Oh, Dean. I'm just tring to figure out what went wrong here. 1053 01:17:39,576 --> 01:17:42,996 I just don't understand. It must've been some sort of contaminant or something. 1054 01:17:43,038 --> 01:17:47,125 The deal with Phleer is off. I just spoke to Leanne Guilford. 1055 01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:49,127 But that doesn 't botherme. 1056 01:17:49,168 --> 01:17:52,505 After all, what's $150 million ? 1057 01:17:52,589 --> 01:17:56,593 Oh ! Dean Richmond, I am so sorry. 1058 01:17:56,676 --> 01:17:59,888 I'm really tring to get to the bottom of this, because this was not supposed to happen. 1059 01:17:59,971 --> 01:18:01,973 No, that's not what bothers me. 1060 01:18:02,015 --> 01:18:04,142 Deals will come and deals will go. 1061 01:18:04,184 --> 01:18:07,187 Wellman... will always be Wellman. 1062 01:18:07,229 --> 01:18:09,689 But I'll tell you what does bother me. 1063 01:18:09,772 --> 01:18:13,151 On the way over here, a cute little boy pointed at me and said, 1064 01:18:13,193 --> 01:18:17,364 ''Oh, look, Mommy, there goes the hamster's bitch !'' 1065 01:18:27,290 --> 01:18:30,501 Uh-- [ Clears Throat ] Dean, whatever it's worth, 1066 01:18:30,543 --> 01:18:34,672 Petey is back to normal and feelingjust fine. Oh, yeah ? 1067 01:18:34,756 --> 01:18:37,759 - Do you think he'll call ? - [ Clears Throat ] 1068 01:18:37,842 --> 01:18:42,305 Dean, I just want to tell you, I'm-- I'm sorry. Stop... speaking ! 1069 01:18:42,389 --> 01:18:46,768 I just want to go on record as saying that-- [ Muttering ] 1070 01:18:46,852 --> 01:18:50,980 Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh. 1071 01:18:52,565 --> 01:18:56,861 I've been looking forward to saying something to you for 12 years. 1072 01:18:56,903 --> 01:19:00,031 And here it is. 1073 01:19:00,073 --> 01:19:03,785 You're fat ! [ Chuckles ] 1074 01:19:07,372 --> 01:19:11,876 - And dumb. - [DoorOpens] 1075 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,922 And fired. 1076 01:19:34,649 --> 01:19:36,609 Sherman. 1077 01:19:36,651 --> 01:19:39,028 It's not your fault. 1078 01:19:39,112 --> 01:19:41,656 I ain't never-- 1079 01:19:41,740 --> 01:19:44,075 I'm never gonna be the same again, am I ? 1080 01:19:44,159 --> 01:19:46,244 I'm afraid not. 1081 01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:56,796 Since you've separated brain cells have been damaged. 1082 01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:00,425 your speech and memory-- 1083 01:20:00,467 --> 01:20:02,969 l know. l'll be a total idiot. 1084 01:20:05,347 --> 01:20:08,016 Don't you think it's time you told Denise ? 1085 01:20:08,099 --> 01:20:10,811 Oh, no, Jason. I can't do that. 1086 01:20:10,894 --> 01:20:13,313 How can I tell her I'm losing the very thing... 1087 01:20:13,396 --> 01:20:16,024 that made her fall in love with me in the first place ? 1088 01:20:18,651 --> 01:20:20,612 Mm-mmm. 1089 01:20:39,839 --> 01:20:42,801 Hi. Sherman, what are you doing here ? 1090 01:20:45,595 --> 01:20:49,641 How you doing ? Your mama told me I might be able to find you here. 1091 01:20:49,683 --> 01:20:52,644 I've been looking all over the place for you. I've been leaving messages everwhere. 1092 01:20:52,686 --> 01:20:56,606 I went by your place. Yeah, well, I had a lot on my mind. 1093 01:20:56,689 --> 01:20:59,651 You know, I walk around, going around, getting time to think. 1094 01:20:59,692 --> 01:21:01,694 I wonder if I can talk to you about something. 1095 01:21:01,820 --> 01:21:03,780 Look, I know you're upset about what happened. 1096 01:21:03,863 --> 01:21:06,199 But we can get right back to work with the youth formula, 1097 01:21:06,282 --> 01:21:09,202 and I think the problem-- No, not science. 1098 01:21:09,286 --> 01:21:12,831 Denise, I'm not-- This isn't about science. We can start completely over. 1099 01:21:12,873 --> 01:21:15,667 We can find another university. After the wedding, we can even-- 1100 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:18,628 That's what I'm talking about-- the wedding. 1101 01:21:18,711 --> 01:21:22,132 Denise, I don't think there's going to be a wedding. 1102 01:21:22,215 --> 01:21:24,300 Well, not-- not right away anyway. 1103 01:21:24,384 --> 01:21:27,512 I mean, my head's just kind of messed up right now, 1104 01:21:27,554 --> 01:21:29,889 and I don't think it'd be fair to you. 1105 01:21:29,931 --> 01:21:31,933 What ? 1106 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:34,478 I made a mistake. 1107 01:21:34,561 --> 01:21:38,064 And I have to work that mistake out. I have to live with that. 1108 01:21:38,147 --> 01:21:42,193 Me, not you. See, you're so pretty, and you're so smart. 1109 01:21:42,235 --> 01:21:44,195 You just got your whole life ahead of you. 1110 01:21:44,237 --> 01:21:47,407 I just don't want to mess things up foryou. I'm-- 1111 01:21:47,490 --> 01:21:49,409 I'm sorry, Denise. 1112 01:21:55,582 --> 01:21:57,584 I think I'd better get going. 1113 01:22:30,158 --> 01:22:32,535 [Clesius] You allright ? 1114 01:22:32,619 --> 01:22:35,080 Oh, l just don't understand, Clesius. 1115 01:22:35,121 --> 01:22:37,582 And he won't tell me why. 1116 01:22:37,624 --> 01:22:41,836 Anna, listen. Sometimes a man do some crazy things, you know ? 1117 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,671 Oh ! 1118 01:22:43,755 --> 01:22:46,883 Not that he's tring to hurt nobody. He's not tring to tell you he don't love you. 1119 01:22:46,966 --> 01:22:49,094 It's just-- 1120 01:22:49,177 --> 01:22:52,305 Sometimes you get kind of confused, you know ? 1121 01:22:55,976 --> 01:22:58,145 You hear what I'm saying ? 1122 01:22:59,562 --> 01:23:03,024 Yes, Clesius, I hear what you're saying. [ Sniffles ] 1123 01:23:03,107 --> 01:23:05,777 [ Sobbing ] I'll talk to the boy. 1124 01:23:05,819 --> 01:23:07,821 Everthing was so fabulous. 1125 01:23:07,904 --> 01:23:11,616 You cut out that cring now. It's all right. 1126 01:23:11,658 --> 01:23:15,871 Stop all that crying. Go clean your nose up. 1127 01:23:15,954 --> 01:23:19,374 Go wash your hands. Snot all over the place looking nasty as hell. 1128 01:23:19,458 --> 01:23:23,503 What's this on me ? Goddamn, look what you put on me, Anna. What's this on me for ? 1129 01:23:32,053 --> 01:23:34,014 Yeah, you know something, Sherman ? 1130 01:23:34,055 --> 01:23:36,641 The very first building I ever worked on was on this site right here. 1131 01:23:36,683 --> 01:23:40,520 Yep. Isn't that something ? It was a baker. 1132 01:23:40,604 --> 01:23:43,106 Yeah. Tore it down two years ago. 1133 01:23:43,189 --> 01:23:45,483 Thirty-fiive years later, I wind up working on the thing, 1134 01:23:45,525 --> 01:23:47,986 building it up all over again; ain't that something ? 1135 01:23:48,027 --> 01:23:51,948 I expected the building I worked on was permanent. 1136 01:23:52,032 --> 01:23:54,409 But I was wrong, 'cause it ain't. 1137 01:23:54,492 --> 01:23:57,120 That's not permanent. You know what's permanent, Sherman ? 1138 01:23:57,204 --> 01:24:00,081 You know what's permanent ? I'm gonna tell you. 1139 01:24:00,165 --> 01:24:03,293 What me and your mama got. That's permanent. 1140 01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:06,254 That ain't going no place. You know what I mean ? 1141 01:24:06,337 --> 01:24:08,715 If you get you a woman that really, really loves you, 1142 01:24:08,798 --> 01:24:11,009 you've got to hold on to that, Sherman. 1143 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:18,433 Yeah, that's true, Daddy. Yeah, I knows I sure do love Denise. 1144 01:24:18,517 --> 01:24:21,019 Well, then y'all gotta get back together then. 1145 01:24:22,937 --> 01:24:28,026 Get back together ? Daddy, that's it. Yeah. 1146 01:24:28,067 --> 01:24:32,447 Get back together. If we get back together, that'll make everthing okay. 1147 01:24:32,530 --> 01:24:35,408 Dynamite. Go call the girl. Say what ? Not Denise. Buddy. 1148 01:24:35,492 --> 01:24:39,079 Me and Buddy get back together, that'll make everthing fine between me and Denise. 1149 01:24:39,162 --> 01:24:41,873 Hey, you just took the wrong off-ramp. 1150 01:24:41,915 --> 01:24:46,085 I can use the youth formula. I'll feed it to Buddy. It'll make him so young. 1151 01:24:46,169 --> 01:24:49,714 I'll turn him back into Goop. And I ingest-- I eat it ! I eat it !|Huh ? 1152 01:24:49,756 --> 01:24:51,716 That's it. Daddy, that'll work. 1153 01:24:51,758 --> 01:24:53,718 I wouldn't have even thought about that. 1154 01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,804 This is fantastic ! What are you gonna eat ? 1155 01:24:55,887 --> 01:24:58,265 Sherman ! Damn ! 1156 01:25:24,749 --> 01:25:27,126 Hello, Sherman. l heard you were here. 1157 01:25:27,210 --> 01:25:30,922 Give me a minute, Dean, and I'll be on my way. Trespass all you like. 1158 01:25:30,964 --> 01:25:34,926 - It goes so well in court with grand theft. - I beg your pardon. 1159 01:25:34,968 --> 01:25:38,388 You're tring to sell the youth formula under a different identity. 1160 01:25:38,471 --> 01:25:41,016 Who do you think you are ? Dean, you just don't understand, really. 1161 01:25:41,099 --> 01:25:44,269 That's always possible. Then help me out if you don't mind. Explain it. 1162 01:25:44,311 --> 01:25:46,437 Why is Buddy Love meeting with Phleer ? 1163 01:25:46,479 --> 01:25:49,774 Oh, my goodness. I gotta hurry up. Not so fast, pal. 1164 01:25:49,816 --> 01:25:52,360 I'm not letting you out of my sight until both our names are on that contract. 1165 01:25:52,444 --> 01:25:55,989 I'm going to be stuck on you like a giant hamster on my a-- 1166 01:25:57,699 --> 01:26:01,411 Where you go, I go. I have no time to stand here and argue with you. 1167 01:26:01,494 --> 01:26:04,039 Ifyou wanna come along, I'll explain it to you on the way. 1168 01:26:04,122 --> 01:26:07,500 Ladies and gentlemen and distinguished guests, it is showtime. 1169 01:26:07,584 --> 01:26:09,502 Now I'd like to present to you exhibit ''A.'' 1170 01:26:09,586 --> 01:26:11,713 His name is Zeke, and it is ver clear... 1171 01:26:11,796 --> 01:26:15,175 that Zeke has been getting his ass whipped by Father Time for many, many years. 1172 01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:02,222 Oh, my God, Sherman. 1173 01:27:08,979 --> 01:27:12,065 Sherman ! Sherman ! Sherman ! 1174 01:27:12,148 --> 01:27:14,692 - Hey, hey, hey, Denise. - Thank God. 1175 01:27:14,734 --> 01:27:17,737 What the hell's going on ? Papa Klump, have you seen Sherman ? 1176 01:27:17,821 --> 01:27:19,739 He's in trouble. Oh, tell me about it. 1177 01:27:19,823 --> 01:27:22,867 First the boy acting crazy and called off the wedding. Then he talking about eating some guy. 1178 01:27:22,909 --> 01:27:25,662 I don't know if it's something I need to talk to the boy about. 1179 01:27:25,745 --> 01:27:28,748 Wait. Eating somebody ? Yeah, he said he's gonna eat some man. 1180 01:27:28,832 --> 01:27:31,042 Of course. Buddy. 1181 01:27:31,084 --> 01:27:33,378 Yeah, that's the guy. What's going on between the three of y'all ? 1182 01:27:33,419 --> 01:27:37,298 - What's this, a kind of menage a trois ? - I know where Sherman is. 1183 01:27:37,424 --> 01:27:41,302 Ladies and gentlemen, if Zeke dropped dead right now, who would care ? 1184 01:27:41,386 --> 01:27:44,014 - I would. - My point exactly. 1185 01:27:44,097 --> 01:27:46,766 Exactly. That no person, no matter who they are, 1186 01:27:46,850 --> 01:27:50,061 no matter how hopelessly disgusting their case may be, 1187 01:27:50,145 --> 01:27:52,522 should be left without a second chance. 1188 01:27:52,605 --> 01:27:56,526 Andthat is why l wouldlike to introduce... New You, 1189 01:27:56,609 --> 01:27:58,611 a fully copyrighted product being offered to you... 1190 01:27:58,695 --> 01:28:00,488 by the good people of Love Enterprises. 1191 01:28:00,572 --> 01:28:03,074 Now, if you'd be so kind, Zeke, would you drink this up, please ? 1192 01:28:03,158 --> 01:28:05,368 It's kind of like Mogen David, but fruitier. 1193 01:28:05,535 --> 01:28:08,079 Wait ! l'm sorry to interrupt, ladies and gentlemen ! 1194 01:28:08,163 --> 01:28:13,167 But I cannot go on living unless I have this man inside me right now. 1195 01:28:13,251 --> 01:28:15,712 - Steady, sailor. - What the hell is going on here ? 1196 01:28:15,753 --> 01:28:18,840 Well, if it isn't Professor Sherman Klump, the inventor of Jumbo the Horny Hamster. 1197 01:28:18,923 --> 01:28:23,136 - Please ! - Buddy, I am sick and I am tired... 1198 01:28:23,219 --> 01:28:26,348 of your s-h-- [Richmond] "l. " 1199 01:28:26,389 --> 01:28:29,226 Thank you. T-E. 1200 01:28:29,267 --> 01:28:31,853 My shite ? Oh, really ? Well, what you gonna do about it, Shamu ? 1201 01:28:31,895 --> 01:28:35,273 - Tell you what I'm gonna do. - I don't have no time to play no games with your ass. 1202 01:28:35,356 --> 01:28:38,693 - You got time to play a little catch, don't you ? - Oh, you bastard. 1203 01:28:44,574 --> 01:28:47,035 Buddy. 1204 01:28:47,077 --> 01:28:50,622 - Aw ! 1205 01:28:50,705 --> 01:28:54,083 Buddy, Buddy. Buddy. 1206 01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:56,586 Get it, Buddy. Buddy ! 1207 01:28:56,628 --> 01:28:59,589 Na, na, na, na. Hey, Buddy. Fetch. 1208 01:29:16,439 --> 01:29:19,317 Aach ! 1209 01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:21,402 What the hell is that ? 1210 01:29:21,444 --> 01:29:23,738 Who's dumb now ? 1211 01:29:27,742 --> 01:29:30,203 Oh, Sherman. Oh, you sneaky son ofa bitch. 1212 01:29:30,287 --> 01:29:32,873 Oh, Sherman ! 1213 01:29:33,790 --> 01:29:35,875 Oh, no ! 1214 01:29:37,794 --> 01:29:41,798 Oh, shit ! Uh-- ah-- ah-- Everbody calm down. 1215 01:29:41,881 --> 01:29:44,592 This is a part of the demonstration. Just calm-- Relax. 1216 01:29:44,634 --> 01:29:47,178 Everything's undercontrol. What the hell are you looking at ? 1217 01:29:47,262 --> 01:29:50,390 This is an impressive package for a toddler. All right, Mr. Toddler. 1218 01:29:50,473 --> 01:29:54,019 Nothing to see here, folks. This mutant is about to dissolve into liquid, 1219 01:29:54,102 --> 01:29:56,479 and then the fat man is going to suck him through a straw. 1220 01:29:56,521 --> 01:29:59,941 Sorry, Buddy. l just want my life back. 1221 01:29:59,983 --> 01:30:02,861 You don't owe him any explan-- What ? Come here. 1222 01:30:02,944 --> 01:30:06,031 Oh, you rotten son of a-- Oh ! 1223 01:30:06,114 --> 01:30:08,783 - I'm hit ! I'm hit ! - Forget it, fat ass. 1224 01:30:08,825 --> 01:30:12,954 I ain't going back inside of you. Mmm. Got milk ? 1225 01:30:15,499 --> 01:30:17,667 Thank you, baby. 1226 01:30:19,669 --> 01:30:22,464 He's getting away. 1227 01:30:22,505 --> 01:30:27,844 Dean, I want that formula. Bring me the man who made it. I'm ready to make a deal. 1228 01:30:27,886 --> 01:30:29,846 Hmm ? Right. 1229 01:30:31,890 --> 01:30:35,477 I'm naked ! I'm naked ! I'm naked ! I'm naked ! I'm naked ! 1230 01:30:39,981 --> 01:30:43,568 - There he is. - What the hell is happening ? 1231 01:30:52,035 --> 01:30:55,497 What the hell was that ? Buddy. 1232 01:30:58,208 --> 01:31:00,126 All right, that's it. Slow the car down ! Slow down ! 1233 01:31:00,210 --> 01:31:02,128 We can't help Sherman wrapped around no light pole. 1234 01:31:02,212 --> 01:31:04,672 We've got to get to him. He and Buddy have to be combined immediately. 1235 01:31:07,509 --> 01:31:09,928 Where's the little snot now ? 1236 01:31:10,011 --> 01:31:12,722 - What the hell are you looking at ? - [Richmond] Come on. 1237 01:31:12,764 --> 01:31:15,016 What ? What ? 1238 01:31:16,893 --> 01:31:19,187 Don't feel right. Starting to feel a little light-headed. 1239 01:31:19,229 --> 01:31:22,565 If you quit now, you're gonna be empty-headed. Come on, Klump. Let's get him. 1240 01:31:22,607 --> 01:31:25,610 Get a hold of this, chubby. [ Screams ] 1241 01:31:31,908 --> 01:31:34,536 Whoo ! You got a big ass ! 1242 01:31:36,955 --> 01:31:40,291 - What ? - Follow that ass. 1243 01:31:42,669 --> 01:31:44,796 Aw, hell. Now, what's all of this ? 1244 01:31:44,879 --> 01:31:47,382 - Move out the way, damn it ! - Wait a minute. I think I see him. 1245 01:31:53,054 --> 01:31:55,640 Goddamn. 1246 01:31:57,225 --> 01:31:59,686 Oh, no. Don't even think about it. Don't you do it. 1247 01:31:59,769 --> 01:32:01,813 Oh, you're doing it. 1248 01:32:05,567 --> 01:32:08,403 - Ow ! - Stop ! 1249 01:32:15,994 --> 01:32:18,497 All right, tubby. 1250 01:32:18,580 --> 01:32:23,084 Let's see how long you last without me. 1251 01:32:28,965 --> 01:32:32,010 What ? What ? That's it ? 1252 01:32:32,093 --> 01:32:35,055 He's gone ? Ah, I-I-- da-da-- 1253 01:32:35,138 --> 01:32:38,099 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Oh, that's marvelous. 1254 01:32:42,645 --> 01:32:45,857 The deal is dead, you know that ? 1255 01:32:45,940 --> 01:32:49,110 I've been calling you a moron for years. Now you're finally-- 1256 01:32:54,032 --> 01:32:57,035 I'll just get a cab. 1257 01:33:07,587 --> 01:33:11,674 - Ohhh, Sherman ! - I raised a genius. 1258 01:33:11,758 --> 01:33:14,094 - No one isperfect. - l want to beperfect forher. - Perfect ? 1259 01:33:14,135 --> 01:33:17,222 - About time you told Denise ? - l checked the file. - There's no future. 1260 01:33:17,305 --> 01:33:21,726 You will never learn to control him till you accept the fact he is apart of you. 1261 01:33:35,198 --> 01:33:37,867 Sherman. 1262 01:33:38,994 --> 01:33:40,745 You okay ? 1263 01:33:47,502 --> 01:33:52,132 Gone-- he's all gone. Buddy ? He evaporated ? 1264 01:33:52,173 --> 01:33:55,969 Gone. And me no smart. Never. No more. 1265 01:33:56,011 --> 01:33:58,972 Sherman, that's okay. I mean, we'll figure something out. 1266 01:33:59,014 --> 01:34:01,808 There has to be something that we can do. 1267 01:34:01,850 --> 01:34:04,311 I want to say I'm-- I'm sorry. 1268 01:34:05,854 --> 01:34:09,566 I never-- I didn't want to hurt you. You understand ? 1269 01:34:09,649 --> 01:34:13,820 I thought that if you knew that Buddy was a part of me, 1270 01:34:13,903 --> 01:34:16,406 I thought that you wouldn't have me then. 1271 01:34:16,489 --> 01:34:18,742 Sherman. Now, hear me. 1272 01:34:18,825 --> 01:34:20,744 Hear me out now. 1273 01:34:22,329 --> 01:34:24,664 I should've had more faith in you. 1274 01:34:26,082 --> 01:34:28,126 Should've had more faith in myself. 1275 01:34:28,209 --> 01:34:30,837 But I-- Sherman. 1276 01:34:30,879 --> 01:34:34,924 Sherman, what's wrong ? Sherman ? 1277 01:34:35,008 --> 01:34:37,469 - Can't you hear, son ? - Sherman, look at me. 1278 01:34:37,552 --> 01:34:39,846 Who am I ? 1279 01:34:46,311 --> 01:34:48,855 Pretty lady. Oh, honey. 1280 01:34:48,938 --> 01:34:50,857 Oh, that's nice. 1281 01:34:50,940 --> 01:34:55,612 - It's gonna be okay. - Nice. 1282 01:34:55,695 --> 01:34:57,655 I'll take care of you. 1283 01:34:57,739 --> 01:35:00,367 Oh ! Come on. Let's get the boy home. 1284 01:35:01,576 --> 01:35:03,537 Nice lady. 1285 01:35:10,752 --> 01:35:13,546 Come on. Let'sget him home. Come on. 1286 01:35:13,588 --> 01:35:15,048 Go home now. 1287 01:35:15,131 --> 01:35:17,050 Thank you. 1288 01:35:22,639 --> 01:35:25,642 Oh, look at the-- the pretty water. 1289 01:35:28,645 --> 01:35:31,064 Oh, my God. lt's Buddy. 1290 01:35:31,105 --> 01:35:34,526 - His DNA burst into water molecules. Sherman, quick. - What the hell ? 1291 01:35:34,609 --> 01:35:36,694 Drink this. No. Dirty water. 1292 01:35:36,778 --> 01:35:39,739 No. Come on, honey. You have to drink this. Please. 1293 01:35:41,157 --> 01:35:43,910 Drink dirty water. Look at me. What's my name ? 1294 01:35:46,830 --> 01:35:50,416 Denise. You're Denise. Oh, yes. Drink some more. 1295 01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:52,335 Denise. Come on. Drink some more. 1296 01:35:52,418 --> 01:35:55,672 What's two times two ? Two times two is four. 1297 01:35:55,755 --> 01:35:58,842 Four times four ? Four times four is fiif-- sixteen. 1298 01:35:58,925 --> 01:36:01,845 Sherman, yes. Drink some more before Buddy disperses. 1299 01:36:01,928 --> 01:36:04,889 Come on, boy. 1300 01:36:06,308 --> 01:36:08,435 What's your mama middle name ? [ Mumbling ] 1301 01:36:08,518 --> 01:36:11,604 Oh, hell, no. That ain't it. 1302 01:36:11,688 --> 01:36:14,232 Get a lot now. Get a lot. 1303 01:36:14,315 --> 01:36:15,567 That's enough. 1304 01:36:15,650 --> 01:36:18,737 Pearl. He said Pearl ! He said Pearl ! 1305 01:36:18,820 --> 01:36:21,614 Anna Pearl. Sherman, what's the square root of 2,000,602 ? 1306 01:36:21,698 --> 01:36:24,951 - That's a hard one. - Four thousand, 1307 01:36:25,035 --> 01:36:28,079 41 4.426... 1308 01:36:28,163 --> 01:36:31,124 3855. Oh, yes ! 1309 01:36:33,126 --> 01:36:35,420 Oh, Sherman, yes ! 1310 01:36:56,649 --> 01:37:00,320 Oh, fabulous ! Oh ! 1311 01:37:00,361 --> 01:37:03,615 - Dynamite ! Dynamite ! - That's so lovely. 1312 01:37:03,698 --> 01:37:09,162 This go out to the new Mr. and Ms. Sherman Klump. 1313 01:37:09,246 --> 01:37:11,706 - Hear ! Hear ! - Come on, ya'll. Take it down. 1314 01:37:26,930 --> 01:37:30,350 Whoo ! Ernie, this mine. This mine, Ernie. 1315 01:37:32,060 --> 01:37:34,354 Yes, indeed. You surely are one in a million. 1316 01:37:34,437 --> 01:37:38,149 And I am finally in charge, all right ? All the way in charge. 1317 01:37:38,233 --> 01:37:41,528 Sherman Klump in charge. 1318 01:37:41,569 --> 01:37:45,323 You know I saved Sherman's life. Clesius Klump, stop all that bragging. 1319 01:37:45,407 --> 01:37:49,327 Come on. Dance with me. Excuse us. I'll get right back at ya. 1320 01:37:49,411 --> 01:37:52,122 Okay, you guys, you ready ? 1321 01:37:59,546 --> 01:38:02,215 You know what this means, don't you ? 1322 01:38:02,257 --> 01:38:05,510 - [ Squeaking ] - [Ernie] Piece of happiness to call my own. 1323 01:38:11,933 --> 01:38:15,979 Anna Pearl, you are looking foxy fii ne tonight. Oh ! 1324 01:38:17,438 --> 01:38:20,024 Yeah, you got me feeling like I'm 20 years old again. 1325 01:38:20,108 --> 01:38:22,652 Oh, Cle-- Ooh ! 1326 01:38:22,735 --> 01:38:24,904 Ooh, Clesius, is that your-- 1327 01:38:24,946 --> 01:38:27,198 Mm-hmm. You damn right. 1328 01:38:27,282 --> 01:38:32,078 Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules ! 1329 01:38:58,104 --> 01:39:00,356 I love you,Joe College ! 1330 01:39:22,670 --> 01:39:25,298 Klump ? [Clatters] 1331 01:39:25,381 --> 01:39:28,885 Aw, shit. The prop's falling apart. 1332 01:39:28,968 --> 01:39:31,346 You get the heart pumping with the red wine. 1333 01:39:31,429 --> 01:39:33,348 The better the circulation. 1334 01:39:33,431 --> 01:39:37,644 Pumping heart, red wine. One and one is two. Powerful erection. 1335 01:39:37,727 --> 01:39:39,646 Powerful erection ! 1336 01:39:39,729 --> 01:39:41,648 Oh ! 1337 01:39:41,731 --> 01:39:43,650 Clesius ! 1338 01:39:49,239 --> 01:39:51,157 You bitches done ruined everthing. 1339 01:39:51,241 --> 01:39:53,660 I just told you, bitch ! I'm gonna kick your ass now ! 1340 01:39:53,702 --> 01:39:56,121 I'm logging you too. 1341 01:40:01,709 --> 01:40:05,130 What have l done ? What have l done ? What have l done, O Lord ? 1342 01:40:08,717 --> 01:40:11,511 Hurry, Clesius. Hurry. Hurry, Clesius. 1343 01:40:11,594 --> 01:40:14,514 Oh, Clesius. Lord, hurry. 1344 01:40:14,598 --> 01:40:18,351 Clesius, my ''ariolas'' is gonna pop. 1345 01:40:18,393 --> 01:40:21,020 See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.