1 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:34,386 Wendy Beamish and William Hicks. They were in a car accident. 2 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,764 -See the officer about that. -Good evening. 3 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,851 Alec Newbary. Congressman Langston's office. 4 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,520 If I can be of any assistance.... 5 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:46,273 -Congressman who? -Langston. 6 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,941 Clear, please. 7 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,193 Are they dead? 8 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,278 -Hi, you guys. -Wendy. 9 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,656 -Wendy. You okay? -I'm fine. 10 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,241 I'm fine. 11 00:01:56,450 --> 00:02:00,204 The car my dad got me for graduation is totalled. 12 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:05,125 Go find Billy. See if you can sober him up. 13 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:09,880 -He almost kills you and you pay? -Jules, please. 14 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:15,260 -Is that your date? -No. That is. 15 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,473 We're dealing with a first-time offender here. 16 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:23,185 Miss Beamish won't press charges. Why not let it slide? 17 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,437 Forget it, counsellor. 18 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:30,359 I wouldn't strike a match near his blood. 19 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:37,824 -Okay, you're under arrest. -Watch the sax. 20 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,452 Do you believe in premarital sax? 21 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,248 May I assume the accident left you injury-free? 22 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,708 Billy, four months after graduation... 23 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:51,046 ...and you still act like every night's a frat party. 24 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:55,050 Aren't you even a little concerned about Wendy? 25 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,094 -How bad is it? -Severe. 26 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:01,890 She might have exceeded the limit on her father's Visa. 27 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,101 You're being arrested for drunk driving. 28 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:08,438 Drunk, definitely. I don't know if you can call it driving. 29 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,819 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. 30 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,988 I'm sorry, Wendy. 31 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,031 We'll be right behind you. 32 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,035 Alec, I've got a lot of cash. 33 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,379 Dale? 34 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,256 Dale Biberman. 35 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,801 -Do you remember me? -Yes, but I'm-- 36 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,178 Kirby Keger. 37 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,848 You were a senior when I started Georgetown. 38 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,350 Right. Kirby. How are you? 39 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,729 -I graduated. -I always knew you would. 40 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,522 And I'm a lawyer. 41 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:57,029 I mean, I'm a waiter studying to become a lawyer. 42 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,617 I can't believe it. Still like Woody Allen? 43 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,535 I've gotta go. Nice seeing you. 44 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:11,168 Don't you worry. Everything's gonna be all right. 45 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:53,293 -Hey, thanks for bailing me out. -Again. 46 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:55,546 When are you gonna get a car... 47 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,966 ...that expresses your lifestyle as the perfect couple? 48 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:03,679 Not everyone got recruited out of school into international banking. 49 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:08,559 My parents gave me the car. I bet I was conceived in the back seat. 50 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,060 It's still sticky. 51 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:13,105 Wait till my father hears the car is totalled. 52 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:18,193 Wally, undergrads sitting at our table? 53 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:22,948 -Only been there for 10 minutes. -We've been here four years! 54 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:27,744 Kirbo, where have you been? It's busy. Where'd you go? 55 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,204 -The hospital. -What? 56 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:30,914 -The hospital. -You sick? 57 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,959 -It was an emergency. -You could have told me. 58 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:36,420 -Gonna fire me? -I fired you last week. 59 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,882 Blinding white light. Skid. 60 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,508 Tree. 61 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:47,723 Impact. I was out of hand! It was a metaphysical precision collision. 62 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,728 Was it beautiful for you too, Wendy? 63 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:56,315 -Somebody get me a screwdriver. -And a hammer. 64 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:02,988 You do know what it means to have drunk driving on your record? 65 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:06,450 -I'll never be a cop in D.C. -Wally! 66 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,996 -Hi, Wal. -Betrayed. 67 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,000 -So you're not angry? -No, I'm not angry. 68 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:18,253 Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry. 69 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,172 -Tell me about it. -I'm not. 70 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:24,760 You're the angry one. I thought writing for the paper made you happy. 71 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,430 -You should call your wife. -I'll tell you something, Jules. 72 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,183 Obituaries isn't writing. All my characters die. 73 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:34,061 I'd like to write about the meaning of life. 74 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,606 -You'll get a chance, Kevin. -Don't hold your breath. 75 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,068 -Tommy. -Who's that? 76 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:45,447 Tommy Bancroft. Senator Hodges' key guy. I want you to meet him. 77 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:48,450 -And to be impressive. -Oh, yes, sir. 78 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,787 The meaning of life, Kevin, is fun, good times... 79 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,248 ...a little H-U-M-O-R. 80 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,042 Don't you enjoy anything anymore? Like girls? 81 00:06:57,251 --> 00:07:01,421 I enjoy being afraid of Russia. It makes America feel better. 82 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,508 Russia feels national worth from our paranoia. 83 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,926 -How's that? -Good. 84 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:09,513 Good. I have to check in with the death squad now. 85 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,223 -Did you see her? -Who? 86 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:12,850 -Dale Biberman. -Who? 87 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:16,353 No, I said I'm sorry I woke the baby. 88 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,191 Well, I kind of got in an accident. 89 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:26,238 I know I don't have insurance. Just stop shouting. 90 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,282 I need the phone. 91 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,201 -You gonna ask if I'm okay? -Give me the phone. 92 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:34,329 Kevin's here. He says he wants to say hello. 93 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,458 Hi, Felicia. How you doing? 94 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:41,420 Me? Oh, you know, it ain't easy being me. 95 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:45,007 Will you give Billy a break? He lost his job today. 96 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:48,468 -The job Alec got for him? -Yeah. 97 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:52,264 -Did you give him any money? -A little. 98 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:53,891 Wendy! 99 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:58,103 I thought you were cutting out things that don't work in your life. 100 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,189 Doesn't leave much. 101 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,858 I better break this to Alec gently. 102 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:06,653 This thing with Billy is too destructive. 103 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:11,033 -Life in the fat lane. -Wendy, you're not fat. 104 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:15,370 My thighs are fat. No diet works. 105 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:18,540 Only way to lose weight in your thighs is amputation. 106 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:24,546 -What you need to amputate is Billy. -I know, but I can't. 107 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,842 -I don't get it. -Me neither. 108 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:34,389 -How about we cut out of here? -Well, I came with some girlfriends. 109 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,850 Look, this face seats five. 110 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:38,809 Excuse me. 111 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,856 Could I see you in the men's room, please? 112 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,651 Sure. Wait, it'll just be a second. 113 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,152 Alec. 114 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,612 Alec! 115 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,366 Excuse me. 116 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:57,913 -What? -Step into my office. 117 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,373 A little pick-me-up? 118 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,083 All right. 119 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,586 Why didn't you tell me you lost another job? 120 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,592 For some insane reason, I thought you'd take it badly. 121 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:14,429 -Don't drown him. He's a father. -That's right. You're a father. 122 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,557 When are you gonna grow up? 123 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,059 -This is mature, Al. -I just get angry... 124 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,436 ...because you put pressure on all of us. 125 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:24,273 Working for Sen. Pomerantz wasn't for me. 126 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,818 -I'm so sorry. -It's all right. The wet look is in. 127 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,863 -Asshole. -That's Mr. Asshole to you. 128 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,246 -How come they put ice in urinals? -Tastes better. 129 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:19,161 If we could find the money, it would be better to get a longer sofa. 130 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:23,248 Tommy Bancroft said I could work on the weekends for Hodges. 131 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,666 It's a step up. 132 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:28,504 -Isn't Hodges a Republican? -Oh, my God. You're right. 133 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:33,050 What happened to that Alec Newbary political conviction that I love? 134 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:36,136 Working for a Republican senator pays more... 135 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:39,348 ...than working for a Democratic congressman. 136 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:44,144 We could get the longer sofa, and we could get married. 137 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:48,857 -Married? We just moved in together. -I know. It's great, isn't it? 138 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:54,530 -We're not ready yet. -Oh, I am ready. 139 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,824 You're always ready. 140 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:09,461 I'm gonna get you a red, lacy baby doll nightgown. 141 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,798 I'm happy in your pyjamas, thank you very much. 142 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,717 I'm happy when you're out of my pyjamas... 143 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,053 ...thank you very much. 144 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,398 You don't need that thing. 145 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:33,193 We're getting married soon. Let's play some Russian roulette. 146 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:36,488 And who carries the bullet around for nine months? 147 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,282 Senator Hodges? 148 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,534 Right. 149 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:46,832 Jules. 150 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,252 This scuzzy welfare hospital calls me. 151 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:53,589 Remember my father's second wife? My step-monster? 152 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:56,800 The one who locked you in the closet when you cried? 153 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,594 She lost my dad's money... 154 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:02,097 ...is on her deathbed and puts me as her next of kin. 155 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,724 What about your father? 156 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:07,060 He's in South Africa somewhere with his new wife. 157 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,813 Who's just three years older than I am. 158 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,400 If I don't find him, I'll be stuck paying for her funeral. 159 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:16,069 Is there some insane irony to this or what? 160 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,571 Thanks, Alec. 161 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:23,619 Alec is becoming a Republican, and he wants to get married. 162 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:28,624 -I always knew he was a Republican. -What should I do? 163 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:32,586 -You should have another shot. -I think so too. 164 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:40,093 You two were the couple always most likely to couple, don't forget. 165 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,847 I'm sure your father will take care of everything. 166 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,351 Yes, just like he takes care of everything else. 167 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,939 You're always coming to my rescue. What can I say? 168 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,441 I won't come between two old roommates. 169 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,403 Good night. Thanks, guys. 170 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,960 -What's the meaning of life? -Dale Biberman. 171 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,378 Who? 172 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:59,715 Dale Biberman. Didn't you see her at the hospital? 173 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,759 The girl I was in love with when we were freshmen. 174 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:07,472 She's about yea tall. Long dark hair, beautiful face. 175 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:11,852 Remember that big fountain? The one on main campus that says: 176 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,396 "Knowledge, Art, Religion, Life"? 177 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:18,483 We walked past and she was sitting on the "Life" side... 178 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,820 ...and she just smiled at me. 179 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,615 You took her to one movie. 180 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:28,577 There are several quintessential moments in a man's life: 181 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,705 Losing his virginity, getting married, fatherhood... 182 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,957 ...and the right girl smiling at you. 183 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:39,379 I'm not going another year finding your unmailed love-scratchings around. 184 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,758 I have her hospital schedule. 185 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,470 -It's true love, my friend. -You know what love is? 186 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:51,016 An illusion created by lawyers to perpetuate the illusion of marriage... 187 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:54,978 ...and the reality of divorce and the need for divorce lawyers. 188 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:04,404 I just can't deal with the little missis. Can I crash? 189 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,410 There are more people in law school... 190 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,956 ...than there are lawyers on the entire planet. 191 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:18,544 You're just bitter because you have not had sex in how long? 192 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:23,507 A year? Refresh my memory. Haven't you heard of the sexual revolution? 193 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,843 Who won? Nobody. 194 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,513 Sex used to be a free thing. No more. Alimony. Palimony. 195 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:33,809 -It's all financial, an illusion. -It's the only one that counts. 196 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,894 -Says who? -Anyone who's been in love. 197 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:39,439 -Love sucks. -So does your attitude. 198 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,124 Thank you. 199 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:03,213 You should have bought the red dress. Red drives men wild. 200 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,507 Hi, beautiful. Like Porsches? 201 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:09,845 -See? -I have a madman in my life already. 202 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:19,479 It's good, huh? It's interesting. I forgot to spin at the end. 203 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,775 All right, I'll see you in a bit. 204 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:26,153 Hey, Jules. How about a lift? 205 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,908 -Hi, baby. -Missed you. 206 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,492 How'd you do? 207 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:37,164 Well, thanks to Alec, I am now an official pollster. 208 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,377 Who wants to suck back a few bloody marys at St. Elmo's, on me? 209 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,880 No. I have to work. 210 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,882 Since when do you work on Saturdays? 211 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,928 Since he started volunteer moonlighting for Senator Hodges. 212 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:56,850 Why is the president of Georgetown's Young Democrats... 213 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,685 ...working for a Republican? 214 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,146 Moving up, Kirbo. 215 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:08,028 -Let's get trashed anyway! -For a change. 216 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,704 -You haven't seen it since I moved in. -You moved in too? 217 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,915 I only remember 800 pairs of shoes. 218 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:29,591 -So what do you think? -Very subtle. 219 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,219 And very pink. 220 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:38,559 Where do you get the money for all this? 221 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,769 Why do you think God invented credit? 222 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,021 For fabulous people like me. 223 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:46,650 Would you fix us a drink? 224 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:50,988 Kev, I knew you'd like it. You have such sensitivity. 225 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:56,618 Oh, by the way, I want you to meet my decorator, Ron. 226 00:17:56,827 --> 00:18:00,330 He's so fabulous, and he lives right across the hall. 227 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,040 Ron? 228 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,419 Sit down. Let's relax. 229 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:09,715 Jules, why do I feel like I'm not here by accident? 230 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:15,971 I have been needing to talk to you. 231 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,974 I see one of our infamous conversations is coming. 232 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,769 Like when you decided I was adopted. Remember that? 233 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,148 I still think your mother's hiding something from you. 234 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,652 Kevin, I'm curious. 235 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:35,908 You know all those nights we stayed up talking? 236 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,785 How come you never made a pass at me? 237 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:46,001 -What? -Don't you find me attractive? 238 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:52,174 You know you're the only guy at school who never made a pass at me? 239 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:56,345 -I never joined the Army either. -Kev, you've got a problem. 240 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,848 You're gay, and you're madly in love with Alec. 241 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:06,313 -I see. -We all love Alec. He's our hero. 242 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,858 But he's very, very straight. And very taken. 243 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:14,905 Jules, there's the brink of insanity, and then there is the abyss... 244 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:18,033 -...which you have fallen into. -Don't be ashamed. 245 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,286 -Gay became chic in the '70s. -No, I'm not ashamed. 246 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,498 I am not gay. And I am not staying. 247 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,083 Kevin! 248 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,920 Look at me. Are you hard? No. 249 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:34,466 Let me just introduce you to Ron. He's gay too, and he's so fabulous. 250 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,094 Ron, Kevin's here! Kevin, wait, please. 251 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,472 I've seen enough pink for today, thank you very much. 252 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,979 He's just not ready to face reality yet. I'll get back to you. 253 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,438 Please. 254 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,128 -Sir, we do not open until 11. -That's cool. I'll wait. 255 00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:17,259 -Do you have a reservation? -For Keger. Party of two, 1:00. 256 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:22,556 -And I want this table. -I'd be happy to find you a table... 257 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,474 ...but this is a table for four. 258 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,395 Well, then I'll pay double. 259 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,315 You could order a nice Napa Valley chardonnay. 260 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,484 Or if she's worth it, get an import to impress her. 261 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,197 -Well, money's no object. -Really? 262 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:41,366 Then Montrachet or Meursault. 263 00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:44,745 And make sure you smell the cork. So who is she? 264 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:48,957 -Never mind. -Thank God it's payday! 265 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,836 You're advanced on your salary by two months. 266 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,964 -I have no cheque for you. -Thanks, Jules. I owe you. 267 00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,592 That's good because I owe everyone else. 268 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:07,142 Judy, I have to pay for my stepmom's funeral, then I'll catch up. 269 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:10,604 I'm afraid you'll have to speak with Forrester Davidson. 270 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,607 The president of the bank? 271 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,614 I'm sorry I'm late. 272 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,159 Thank you. 273 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:27,120 -Have you been waiting long? -Just got here. 274 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,164 The food is great here. 275 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:33,836 Yes, and I'll be having alfalfa sprouts and a plate of mashed yeast. 276 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,088 You're vegetarian? 277 00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:40,634 That's from Annie Hall. The movie we saw together. Remember? 278 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,720 That's funny. I thought we saw a Mel Brooks movie. 279 00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,848 No, no. It was Annie Hall. 280 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:53,856 Miss Biberman? 281 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,149 -Telephone. -Thank you. 282 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:03,031 Yes, doctor. I'm sorry. I have to go to the hospital. 283 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,284 I hope we can do this again sometime. 284 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,493 When? 285 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,996 Why don't you call me? I'm so sorry. 286 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,498 Great. 287 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:19,339 You're not going to med school to impress a girl you're infatuated with? 288 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:22,843 It's not just infatuation, and she's not just a girl. 289 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:28,432 She's the only evidence of God I can find, except the mystical force... 290 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:32,269 ...that removes one of my socks from the dryer. 291 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,480 Fluff and fold, buddy. 292 00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:39,318 When I make it big, I'm going fluff and fold. 293 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:40,485 Dreamer. 294 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:45,782 -I understand fold, but what's fluff? -Fluff's what I write for the paper. 295 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:51,288 -What am I doing wrong here? -Let me see. 296 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:59,922 Les, you think my attachment to Alec is unnatural? 297 00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:02,382 No. I think mine is. 298 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:07,054 -He tell you he wants to get married? -Four years ago, the day he met you. 299 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,472 But he was a Democrat then. 300 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:11,058 Now he's a Republican, so who knows? 301 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,728 God! How do women do this every night... 302 00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:17,564 -...and not go insane? -They are insane. 303 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:22,736 Love, marriage, children, relationships. It's all insane. 304 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:25,364 -You're okay. -Thanks. 305 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:30,327 My perfect sister and her perfect husband are getting a perfect divorce. 306 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:34,831 I have the perfect solution. Stay away from love. 307 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:36,959 I can't. 308 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,752 Kevin, you've been in love. 309 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,338 -Doesn't Alec hate peppers? -Oh, come on. 310 00:23:41,839 --> 00:23:46,134 You must have been in love with someone, sometime. 311 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:47,302 Yeah, once. 312 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:54,059 Junior high. I played bongos, and I fell in love with the singer. 313 00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:58,981 And she sang "We've Only Just Begun" as sweet as Karen Carpenter. 314 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:03,694 One night, I got high on malt liquor and pledged my love to her. 315 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:08,448 Next day she ran off with a bassist named Ringo. 316 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:12,327 So I turned in my bongos for a battered typewriter. 317 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:16,540 On which you'll type your way to becoming one of the best... 318 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:19,334 ...writers in America. 319 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,628 I wouldn't hold your breath. 320 00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:26,008 I can't even organise my thoughts into anything for the paper. 321 00:24:26,175 --> 00:24:29,887 You need to stop thinking and fall in love again. 322 00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,346 Love sucks. 323 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:35,809 Hi, guys. 324 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,146 Rough day on the right wing? 325 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,316 This is for me? 326 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:50,449 Try it on. 327 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,826 Kevin, stir the vegetables. 328 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:55,829 Right. 329 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:01,502 -Leslie has to marry me soon. -Why? Are you pregnant? 330 00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:04,838 -What is your marriage hurry? -I'm gonna kill myself. 331 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:08,926 -It's only peppers, Al. -I can't believe what I did. 332 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,220 I innocently go to buy the nightgown... 333 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:15,390 ...and this amazingly leggy blond salesgirl offers to model it for me. 334 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:19,228 So we do it in the dressing room in front of a three-way mirror. 335 00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:20,854 So there were six of you. 336 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,025 If Leslie would just marry me. 337 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,694 -Marriage will make you faithful? -Yes. 338 00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:30,864 The idea of marriage was invented by people... 339 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:35,077 ...who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. 340 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,870 Marriage is obsolete. 341 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:40,499 Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around. 342 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:43,877 Alec, come here. This is obscene! 343 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:45,879 I love it. 344 00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:49,508 Stir those vegetables. 345 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:55,514 Don't look! Don't look. 346 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,477 Oh, come on. 347 00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:05,566 -Kevin-- -I don't care. 348 00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,818 Get off! He'll burn my vegetables! 349 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:10,904 -No, he knows what he's doing. -No, he doesn't. 350 00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:13,824 Get off of me! 351 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,079 Look at this creep. 352 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:27,921 Hi, you want a date? 353 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:35,512 -Hi, you want a date? -Maybe later, baby. 354 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:44,104 -Why do you never ask me for a date? -Because I thought you were gay. 355 00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,776 Why would you think I'm gay? 356 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:54,281 Because I never see you with a girl. And you always look real strange. 357 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:59,411 I happen to be in love with someone, only they don't know it, okay? 358 00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:05,042 Guess you wouldn't understand about loving someone from afar, huh? 359 00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:09,922 Delaware's about as far as I've ever been. 360 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,262 Is this person a he or a she? 361 00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:24,353 It's a secret. I guess you wouldn't understand that either. 362 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:28,941 Darling, lots of people come to me for love... 363 00:27:29,191 --> 00:27:31,610 ...and it's a secret. 364 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:38,867 Come back here. 365 00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:44,081 This secret of yours, is it a little one or a big one? 366 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,502 Hey, you want a date? 367 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:01,723 Alec Newbary. 368 00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:06,228 Hi, Alec. It's Jules. I'm over at the Van Buren Hotel. 369 00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:09,565 -What time is it? -I don't know. 370 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:12,568 These Arabs have been making me do coke... 371 00:28:12,693 --> 00:28:16,572 ...all night. I don't understand very much Arabic... 372 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:19,825 ...but I think I heard the words for "gangbang." 373 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:22,035 Alec, you gotta come get me. 374 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:25,581 Please? I'm in the Potomac Suite. 375 00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:30,627 -Alec, you should be sainted. -No, then I'd have to wear underwear. 376 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,839 -I love you. -Then marry me. 377 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:47,603 -Yes, who is it? -Open the door! 378 00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:54,610 Alec, what are you doing here? 379 00:28:57,654 --> 00:29:01,366 They hardly impressed me as the gang-bang type. 380 00:29:01,575 --> 00:29:05,245 -How much coke did you do? -Don't know. They have barrels full. 381 00:29:05,454 --> 00:29:09,833 Sometimes I think you make these dramas up to test me. 382 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:14,630 Why don't you come over? 383 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:18,967 -I have to be at work in the morning. -Come on. 384 00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:20,677 No. 385 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:24,640 Well, I don't want to be alone. 386 00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:31,480 -Who are you calling? -A systems analyst. 387 00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:36,109 -A very hot Jewish guy. -You the new Mideast ambassador? 388 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:40,489 -Let me drive you home. -And waste all this good coke? 389 00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:46,578 It's Jules. Did I wake you? 390 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:53,085 Our purpose is to get you off welfare and train you in a skilled profession. 391 00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:55,712 Are you interested in the janitorial field? 392 00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:58,799 Just give me my cheque. 393 00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:03,679 -There are some educational-- -Just give me my cheque. 394 00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:10,894 Get yourself some hot clothes, and get yourself a man... 395 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:14,648 ...and you won't be worrying about this shit. 396 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:33,208 Welfare recipients are getting better looking. 397 00:30:34,126 --> 00:30:38,505 You ever feel like you're not accomplishing anything all? 398 00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:42,551 I think I'm in touch with that emotion. 399 00:30:42,718 --> 00:30:44,511 Let's get a drink. 400 00:30:49,099 --> 00:30:52,394 Billy, how come you're not at work? 401 00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:03,947 And this is our first store, built in 1953. 402 00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:07,201 We now have 24 Card-a-terias... 403 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:12,164 ...the largest greeting cards franchise in the East. 404 00:31:12,873 --> 00:31:14,750 What line are you in? 405 00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:17,211 Munitions. 406 00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:21,173 Don't bring up moving out. 407 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:24,384 He'll have a heart attack in front of your boyfriend. 408 00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:26,136 He's not my boyfriend. 409 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:29,181 There's a nice young guy working for us. 410 00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:31,975 -Howie Krantz. -Libby, please. 411 00:31:32,184 --> 00:31:36,438 Candace, do like grandmother did. In the centre of the plate, neatly. 412 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,065 Mom, you look beautiful. 413 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,193 I'm fat, I'm thin. I'm blond, I'm brunette. 414 00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:46,031 You always wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor, and now you do. 415 00:31:51,245 --> 00:31:55,832 Mother finds some words too horrible to utter so she whispers them. 416 00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:57,626 You'll get used to it. 417 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:01,338 Did you hear about Betty Rothberg? Cancer. 418 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:05,425 Say, Bill, the day I married Rachael... 419 00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:09,888 ...I got three Card-a-terias. I just bought a new BMW. 420 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:11,473 How great! 421 00:32:11,807 --> 00:32:14,560 Betty's daughter moved into the new neighbourhood. 422 00:32:15,227 --> 00:32:18,897 Only six Jewish families. But very wealthy. 423 00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:24,778 -Are you in the card game too? -Six franchises. 424 00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:30,242 -Where did you meet Wendy again? -Prison. 425 00:32:30,492 --> 00:32:31,910 What did he say? 426 00:32:32,286 --> 00:32:34,121 Is $200 enough? 427 00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:38,792 $200 is more than enough. Thank you, Dad. 428 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:43,839 If you got married and ran a franchise you wouldn't borrow money. 429 00:32:43,964 --> 00:32:46,842 I have a job with the Department of Human Services. 430 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:50,512 That isn't a job. It's killing time until you get married. 431 00:32:50,679 --> 00:32:52,723 Thank you. I'm very committed. 432 00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:55,684 Daddy, I think I should get my own apartment. 433 00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:57,311 Grandpa! Grandpa! 434 00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:59,897 -Billy's on the roof! -What? 435 00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:03,609 Wait a minute. Wait, wait. 436 00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:18,332 This is so great! 437 00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:22,336 All the years we lived here, no one ever did this. 438 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,172 I used to do it all the time. 439 00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:30,302 At the frat house, I'd crawl out of Alec's window with my horn. 440 00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:32,137 This is ridiculous! 441 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:36,558 -My God! Wendy's up there too! -Come on down here! 442 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:39,728 I knew it the minute he came in. Drugs! 443 00:33:40,437 --> 00:33:42,314 Should we call the police? 444 00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:45,150 Maybe we should let Wendy handle it. 445 00:33:49,905 --> 00:33:51,198 You miss school, don't you? 446 00:33:52,908 --> 00:33:54,034 Yeah. 447 00:33:57,371 --> 00:33:59,540 School was pretty out of hand. 448 00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:10,759 In everyday life, there's just no way to be out of hand. 449 00:34:11,385 --> 00:34:13,219 You gotta be so.... 450 00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:20,143 You know, if it ever got to be too much.... 451 00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:25,357 Like just...too much. 452 00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:34,199 Well, that's out of hand. 453 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:42,040 -Ever think about it? -Not while I'm still a virgin. 454 00:34:46,712 --> 00:34:50,799 -Why didn't you tell me that? -I don't know. 455 00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:55,637 Come on. All those guys you went out with-- 456 00:34:55,804 --> 00:34:56,972 Stuey Newman? 457 00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,975 Oh, please. 458 00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:04,104 You'd do it with Stuey Newman? Well? 459 00:35:18,076 --> 00:35:22,039 "Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbit." 460 00:35:38,305 --> 00:35:39,640 Nice. 461 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:52,778 I'm sorry. 462 00:35:53,654 --> 00:35:55,405 -Peace. -I'm sorry. 463 00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:03,997 What the hell is that? 464 00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:09,670 It's your scuba suit. 465 00:36:15,717 --> 00:36:19,513 I'm sorry. You're allowed to have fun when you're screwing. 466 00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:24,601 Wend, I was-- I'm sorry. 467 00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:29,439 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 468 00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:30,732 What? 469 00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:36,321 There's your rent money. 470 00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:12,417 I want to meet the woman who's turning Kirbo Keger into a doctor. 471 00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:15,462 I've been an amateur gynecologist for years. 472 00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:18,715 -Billy is great. -He's unbelievable. 473 00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:20,843 Leslie, did I tell you? 474 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:25,180 I thought I was getting fired, but my boss took me to dinner. 475 00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:30,018 -I told you not to bop your boss. -Too late. I'm gonna dance. 476 00:38:42,948 --> 00:38:45,409 Can I borrow a key to your apartment tomorrow? 477 00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:46,618 What for? 478 00:38:46,869 --> 00:38:50,622 The lingerie salesgirl has been calling me at the office. 479 00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:54,334 -You gotta learn to say no. -When Leslie says yes, I will. 480 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:55,627 Wendy. 481 00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:59,840 -This is Howie Krantz. -Kevin Dolenz. 482 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:01,884 How do you do? 483 00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:04,344 You want to sit with us? 484 00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:06,430 Oh, great. That'd be great. 485 00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:10,767 -Thought you weren't coming here. -We were passing by. 486 00:39:11,059 --> 00:39:15,230 I'm in the greeting cards business. I work for Wendy's brother-in-law. 487 00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:18,150 Humongous future in greeting cards. 488 00:39:49,181 --> 00:39:50,641 Ron! 489 00:39:58,649 --> 00:40:02,736 Everybody, this is my friend and decorator, Ron Dellasandro. 490 00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:04,279 You remember Ron. 491 00:40:04,488 --> 00:40:06,114 -Hello, Ron. -Hi, Ron. 492 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:08,408 -Hi, Kevin. -Hi, Ron. 493 00:40:08,659 --> 00:40:11,078 And this is Wendy and Howie. 494 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:17,668 -Unbelievable. -What? 495 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,963 -So what's wrong? -Billy's wife. 496 00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:22,130 Who's she with? 497 00:40:44,611 --> 00:40:45,988 Let's rock! 498 00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,907 Take your hands off my wife. 499 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:31,825 Your wife? 500 00:41:32,034 --> 00:41:36,496 You're not married to me. You're married to your friends. 501 00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:41,084 I said, get your hands off my wife. 502 00:41:41,335 --> 00:41:42,503 Is he kidding? 503 00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:55,182 Get him out of here! 504 00:41:55,474 --> 00:41:58,227 -Yeah, you little shit! -You're a shit! 505 00:41:58,393 --> 00:41:59,520 You're fired! 506 00:41:59,770 --> 00:42:03,023 So are the rest of you. Everybody out! 507 00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:08,654 -He's bleeding. -Yes, I know. Come on. 508 00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:12,241 -Come on. -I just had my nose done! 509 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,576 Goddamn it! 510 00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:18,330 I should've had a vasectomy at birth. 511 00:42:18,455 --> 00:42:22,793 If you ever have boys, get them neutered right away. 512 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:26,880 Because if they knock up some slut, they're the ones who are fucked! 513 00:42:27,214 --> 00:42:29,091 I hate you, bitch! 514 00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:32,261 Listen, you stupid pig! 515 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,514 Get off me! Get off of me! 516 00:42:56,493 --> 00:42:59,454 You go ahead with your evening with Howie. 517 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:03,125 Yes. No matter what he looks like. 518 00:43:08,005 --> 00:43:09,840 Happy Halloween. 519 00:43:24,938 --> 00:43:27,274 Hi, secret love. 520 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:31,695 Trick or treat? Or tricks and treats? 521 00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:35,282 What would you say the meaning of life is? 522 00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:40,245 -Got 50 bucks? I'll show you. -I don't pay for sex. 523 00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:41,914 Oh, no? 524 00:43:43,248 --> 00:43:46,543 You think that if you get a little wife... 525 00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:51,131 ...or girlfriend that you don't pay? You pay. 526 00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:54,885 Then you can't be sure you'll get it. With Naomi-- 527 00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:56,762 Naomi? 528 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:59,806 You pay, and you get it. 529 00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:04,311 You get it good. 530 00:44:06,563 --> 00:44:07,940 Food for thought. 531 00:44:08,190 --> 00:44:10,317 Food for thought. 532 00:44:13,362 --> 00:44:15,948 I don't have enough food to feed them. 533 00:44:16,198 --> 00:44:19,910 We'll have plenty. There'll be enough. 534 00:44:21,203 --> 00:44:22,996 What are you doing here? 535 00:44:23,539 --> 00:44:26,208 We're taking you to lunch. Le Petit Château. 536 00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:28,669 I can't leave and go to Le Petit Château. 537 00:44:28,836 --> 00:44:31,380 Ladies, please, have a little perspective. 538 00:44:31,630 --> 00:44:33,507 Well, we could eat here. 539 00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:35,551 -We could? -Yes. 540 00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:36,927 It's nutritious. 541 00:44:37,219 --> 00:44:39,346 -Yes, it's an adventure. -Grab a tray. 542 00:44:39,555 --> 00:44:41,181 It is that. 543 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,642 Take this. 544 00:44:45,936 --> 00:44:50,941 And for our entrée, Campbell mushroom barley. How chic. 545 00:44:51,483 --> 00:44:54,945 Hi, Myra. Meet my friends Leslie and Jules. This is Myra. 546 00:44:55,237 --> 00:44:56,405 Hi, Myra. 547 00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:58,240 You need some salad. 548 00:44:58,407 --> 00:44:59,867 How's Howie? 549 00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:04,371 Well, I wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me... 550 00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:08,333 ...but he did offer me a convertible if I'd get engaged to Howie. 551 00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:11,628 -Have you fucked him yet? -Jules! God! 552 00:45:11,879 --> 00:45:16,258 Get the car, fuck him and if you don't like it, break the engagement. 553 00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:19,469 Then you can still fuck him. 554 00:45:20,012 --> 00:45:21,430 -Sorry. -Not funny! 555 00:45:21,638 --> 00:45:22,973 Sorry. Thank you. 556 00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:32,065 I don't want to beat around the bush. 557 00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:35,611 We really came here because we're both worried about you. 558 00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:40,991 No, Jules, actually that was a scam that Leslie and I worked out... 559 00:45:41,283 --> 00:45:43,368 ...because we're worried about you. 560 00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:50,626 So what's up? 561 00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:53,629 We're worried about this affair with your boss. 562 00:45:54,671 --> 00:45:55,756 Forrester? 563 00:45:56,048 --> 00:45:59,301 -Come on. He's wonderful. -Forrester is married. 564 00:46:00,469 --> 00:46:02,095 Leslie, this is the '80s. 565 00:46:02,387 --> 00:46:07,059 I bop him, get his job when he gets his hand caught in the vault... 566 00:46:07,309 --> 00:46:11,313 ...become a legend, get caught in a sex scandal, retire in disgrace... 567 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,943 ...write a bestseller and become the host of my own talk show. 568 00:46:16,109 --> 00:46:17,945 Well, silly of us to worry. 569 00:46:18,195 --> 00:46:21,323 It really is. He's helped me so much. 570 00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:25,452 He has so many alternatives for my step-monster's funeral. 571 00:46:25,661 --> 00:46:31,333 You seem obsessed with this woman dying. It's creepy. 572 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:35,462 Cremation is just as expensive as the non-torch method. 573 00:46:35,671 --> 00:46:39,633 If I don't find a cheaper solution, I'll end up a bag lady. 574 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,885 I'll have alligator bags. 575 00:46:44,888 --> 00:46:48,809 I've gotta go. I just remembered I'm supposed to meet Forrester. 576 00:46:49,476 --> 00:46:50,978 You haven't eaten. 577 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:56,525 I didn't want any. We'll talk later. Nice meeting you, Myra. 578 00:46:56,984 --> 00:47:00,988 I'll talk to you guys later, okay? Sorry. I have to go. 579 00:47:03,991 --> 00:47:07,119 -Oh, God. -I told you. 580 00:47:08,161 --> 00:47:11,373 Why is it that you and Jules and my mother... 581 00:47:11,623 --> 00:47:15,335 ...and everyone I know are so sure I should marry Alec? 582 00:47:15,544 --> 00:47:19,006 If you two don't get married, I don't know who should. 583 00:47:19,173 --> 00:47:20,841 I love Alec. 584 00:47:21,633 --> 00:47:24,720 It's scary to think of spending my life with him. 585 00:47:24,928 --> 00:47:28,390 But, it's scary to think of life without him too. 586 00:47:29,558 --> 00:47:33,562 Men. Can't live with them, can't shoot them. 587 00:47:37,191 --> 00:47:41,987 -Seen Billy? -I wondered if you'd ask me. 588 00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:44,740 I know. It's like stopping smoking. 589 00:47:44,948 --> 00:47:48,202 I go as long as I can, and then I just gotta have a hit. 590 00:47:48,869 --> 00:47:51,747 Alec's got him working for this Korean gangster... 591 00:47:51,872 --> 00:47:54,833 ...and I think Billy's doing a really good job. 592 00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:56,418 Great. 593 00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:58,003 That's great. 594 00:47:58,879 --> 00:48:00,547 What? It's great. 595 00:48:17,064 --> 00:48:18,565 Kim.... 596 00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:22,778 I thought you were coming back on Thursday. 597 00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:19,585 Watch your step. 598 00:50:24,107 --> 00:50:26,652 Sir, do you have an invitation? 599 00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:33,825 Excuse me. 600 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,125 Kirby! 601 00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:44,211 How are you? 602 00:50:44,378 --> 00:50:50,384 -I'm obsessed, thank you very much. -But you don't even know me. 603 00:50:51,218 --> 00:50:54,304 I'm very average. Full of flaws. 604 00:50:55,681 --> 00:50:59,351 I'm a slob. I can't even make a bed straight. 605 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:06,233 I steal People magazine from my dentist's office. 606 00:51:08,402 --> 00:51:09,611 And look. 607 00:51:10,571 --> 00:51:12,948 I rarely take out the garbage. 608 00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:16,368 Here's my roommate, Judith. She hates me. 609 00:51:17,244 --> 00:51:18,620 I hate her. 610 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,274 And here's the worst of all. 611 00:51:48,442 --> 00:51:52,988 When I first decided to be a doctor, I thought I wanted to serve people. 612 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,656 But now, well... 613 00:51:54,907 --> 00:51:59,119 ...I'm starting to feel that what medicine's about is money. 614 00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:05,375 -Would you like some coffee? -It's money, isn't it? 615 00:52:06,001 --> 00:52:09,713 You're saying it's because I don't have money. 616 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:12,549 Thank you for being honest. 617 00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:47,167 The man, the myth, the legend! The one and only Billy the Kid! 618 00:53:05,811 --> 00:53:08,188 Seems like old times, huh, Billy-boy? 619 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,523 Old times. 620 00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:14,736 Troy, man, I was thinking... 621 00:53:14,903 --> 00:53:18,198 ...that maybe I could get a job on campus... 622 00:53:18,448 --> 00:53:21,910 ...with the students. The fraternity, coaching. 623 00:53:22,119 --> 00:53:25,122 We could use somebody like you around here. 624 00:53:25,330 --> 00:53:29,084 -Really? -We need somebody to get us drugs. 625 00:53:29,209 --> 00:53:32,212 Come on, let's go play some ball. 626 00:53:41,138 --> 00:53:42,931 What is that, your rattle? 627 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:46,560 Hi, babe. 628 00:53:50,063 --> 00:53:51,773 Remember Ray Slater? 629 00:53:53,192 --> 00:53:56,028 The guy I was going out with before I met you? 630 00:53:56,653 --> 00:53:59,072 Well, he came by to see me yesterday. 631 00:54:00,032 --> 00:54:02,117 He still wants to marry me. 632 00:54:03,118 --> 00:54:05,913 He said he'd take care of me and Melody. 633 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:12,419 -Don't give up on me. -We could still get an annulment. 634 00:54:16,215 --> 00:54:20,427 I'm gonna change. I'm gonna get the right job. 635 00:54:22,262 --> 00:54:26,600 There's gonna be no more drinking. And no more women. 636 00:54:37,194 --> 00:54:41,281 You're not gonna believe how out of hand it's gonna be. 637 00:54:41,823 --> 00:54:45,953 I work out of my house. You must be available 24 hours a day. 638 00:54:46,161 --> 00:54:50,165 Complete discretion and loyalty. $500 a week. 639 00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:52,251 I'm your man, Mr. Kim. 640 00:54:52,709 --> 00:54:57,297 I must be able to trust you with my house, my car, my private affairs. 641 00:54:58,006 --> 00:55:00,551 Look no further, Mr. Kim. I'm your man. 642 00:55:06,265 --> 00:55:10,394 -That's her. Now open the door. -Give me a break, will you? 643 00:55:10,602 --> 00:55:15,482 Get out and open the door. That's your job. 644 00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:23,866 What are you up to? 645 00:55:24,032 --> 00:55:27,661 I was handpicked as special attaché to Mr. Kim Sung Ho. 646 00:55:27,995 --> 00:55:32,249 -The famous Korean entrepreneur? -What about medical school? 647 00:55:32,875 --> 00:55:37,045 Foolish pipe dream. I had to grab my financial opportunities while I could. 648 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:40,048 -It's all about money, right? -Well, good luck. 649 00:55:40,299 --> 00:55:44,052 I'm throwing a little party at Kim's house on Saturday night. 650 00:55:44,303 --> 00:55:45,971 I'd like to see you there. 651 00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:49,349 -Thanks, Kirby. I'll try. -Good deal. 652 00:55:51,894 --> 00:55:55,314 Did you see her face? She'll be there. 653 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:59,902 Mr. Kim finds out you're having a party, you'll be out in the street. 654 00:56:00,194 --> 00:56:02,029 No way. He won't be home until Sunday. 655 00:56:02,237 --> 00:56:05,490 Besides, there's an extra $100 for you to keep your mouth shut. 656 00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:19,463 So does this mean that you're officially engaged? 657 00:56:21,089 --> 00:56:23,634 It means I'm officially thinking about it. 658 00:56:23,884 --> 00:56:28,222 What is this? Didn't you think women were always dying to get married? 659 00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:29,932 Not to me. 660 00:56:35,187 --> 00:56:38,106 Oh, God, look at this. You look great. 661 00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:41,276 Where's the beautiful doctor we've heard about? 662 00:56:41,527 --> 00:56:43,111 -On her way. -You are so wrong. 663 00:56:43,362 --> 00:56:47,574 College is a four-year delusion so you don't have to deal with reality. 664 00:56:47,824 --> 00:56:51,119 You're lambs waiting to be slaughtered, you undergrads. 665 00:56:51,370 --> 00:56:56,834 -I take it medical school is out. -I am now a student of life. 666 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:09,304 This is my friend Howie Krantz. Billy Hicks. 667 00:57:09,429 --> 00:57:10,430 Hi, Billy. 668 00:57:11,849 --> 00:57:13,934 We'll see you a little later. 669 00:57:16,603 --> 00:57:17,771 A friend of yours? 670 00:57:18,438 --> 00:57:23,610 Billy, I want you to know I'm not gonna be getting you any more jobs. 671 00:57:24,361 --> 00:57:28,323 Al, you're so perfect. Such a young god. 672 00:57:28,448 --> 00:57:30,242 You not only have the right stuff... 673 00:57:30,409 --> 00:57:33,078 ...you have the right job and the right hair. 674 00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:35,414 I, of course, have the wrong hair. 675 00:57:35,622 --> 00:57:39,376 Forrester said he wanted to know what I'm looking for in this relationship. 676 00:57:39,585 --> 00:57:43,463 So I told him love, companionship and the vice-presidency. 677 00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:47,467 Sounds like you have your boss wrapped around your finger. 678 00:57:47,718 --> 00:57:51,096 I ever tell you what he likes me to do with my finger? 679 00:57:51,346 --> 00:57:54,349 -How's your stepmother? -Hanging on, the old witch. 680 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,728 I found this place in California called the Neptune Society. 681 00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:01,023 They just wrap her up and feed her to the sharks for $500. 682 00:58:01,356 --> 00:58:04,568 -I just have to ship her there. -She's worse. 683 00:58:04,776 --> 00:58:07,112 It's gonna be a long night. 684 00:58:08,488 --> 00:58:11,658 Yeah, hi. By any chance, did Dale Biberman... 685 00:58:11,909 --> 00:58:14,912 ...get called in on an emergency duty tonight? 686 00:58:18,332 --> 00:58:19,416 Okay. Thanks. 687 00:58:29,176 --> 00:58:31,178 -So how you doing? -Fine. 688 00:58:33,847 --> 00:58:37,226 -You still live at home? -Yeah. How about you? 689 00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:41,480 Felicia hasn't kicked me out yet. 690 00:58:43,148 --> 00:58:48,153 -Been playing your sax? -I hocked it to pay the bills. 691 00:59:02,835 --> 00:59:06,964 Have you forgiven me for being such a horse's ass? 692 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:12,803 There's nothing to forgive. Actually, I should thank you. 693 00:59:13,512 --> 00:59:17,808 It helped me grow up a lot, made me see how stupid I was being. 694 00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,726 Trusting a guy like me. 695 00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:24,273 You're very talented. 696 00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:32,906 So are you still a virgin? 697 00:59:36,493 --> 00:59:39,204 That's none of your business. 698 00:59:44,543 --> 00:59:48,672 I want you to make another emergency breakthrough. Do you hear me? 699 00:59:48,922 --> 00:59:51,383 She won't release it? Did you tell her who's calling? 700 00:59:51,592 --> 00:59:54,928 Did you tell her I was giving a goddamn party for her? 701 00:59:59,850 --> 01:00:02,769 Make room. The kid can't fly on one wing. 702 01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:04,396 Come to Mama. 703 01:00:05,439 --> 01:00:06,440 Quiet, please! 704 01:00:07,608 --> 01:00:08,859 Quiet, please! 705 01:00:09,776 --> 01:00:11,695 Quiet, please. Everyone! 706 01:00:12,821 --> 01:00:13,822 Thank you. 707 01:00:14,031 --> 01:00:16,450 Big Al has an announcement to make! 708 01:00:16,617 --> 01:00:19,161 Oh, well, now we're excited. 709 01:00:21,288 --> 01:00:22,748 On June 1... 710 01:00:23,332 --> 01:00:25,542 ...Leslie Hunter will do me the long... 711 01:00:25,751 --> 01:00:30,964 ...long, long-awaited honour of becoming my bride. 712 01:00:32,799 --> 01:00:34,718 You're all invited! 713 01:00:34,968 --> 01:00:36,178 Thank you very much. 714 01:00:36,428 --> 01:00:39,431 Howie, let's make this a double wedding. 715 01:00:47,314 --> 01:00:49,733 What's the matter with you? Cut it out! 716 01:00:49,942 --> 01:00:52,778 We discussed this at home. Now you completely discount me! 717 01:00:52,986 --> 01:00:56,657 I'm just trying to facilitate the marriage process. 718 01:00:56,990 --> 01:00:58,659 You want marriage... 719 01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:02,538 ...or a Christmas card with the Newbarys in front of a fireplace? 720 01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:06,583 -You're afraid to commit! -No, I'm not afraid to commit. 721 01:01:07,543 --> 01:01:11,839 I need something for myself before I can share it with you. 722 01:01:12,214 --> 01:01:14,216 Will you just for once... 723 01:01:14,383 --> 01:01:18,554 ...not use your career as the excuse for not marrying me? 724 01:01:18,929 --> 01:01:21,306 Fine. All right then. 725 01:01:23,392 --> 01:01:25,394 I have a better excuse. 726 01:01:27,563 --> 01:01:30,858 What will we do about your extracurricular love life? 727 01:01:33,569 --> 01:01:36,029 What extracurricular love life? 728 01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:39,408 Alec, come on. 729 01:01:44,663 --> 01:01:46,665 What did Kevin tell you? 730 01:01:49,418 --> 01:01:50,586 Nothing. 731 01:02:04,141 --> 01:02:07,352 What did you tell her? What did you tell her? 732 01:02:07,603 --> 01:02:09,062 He told me nothing. 733 01:02:09,646 --> 01:02:12,900 It was just a hunch...until now. 734 01:02:24,703 --> 01:02:27,623 I want you out of the apartment tonight. 735 01:02:35,297 --> 01:02:36,381 Are you okay? 736 01:02:36,632 --> 01:02:37,633 That's okay. 737 01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:41,094 It's cool. It ain't a party till something gets broken. 738 01:02:42,095 --> 01:02:43,722 We're swinging now. 739 01:02:50,395 --> 01:02:52,606 Get off the phone and open this door! 740 01:02:52,773 --> 01:02:55,567 Are you the maniac that's been trying to cut in on my line? 741 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:56,944 I should have known. 742 01:02:57,402 --> 01:03:00,280 -Where's Dale? -She went skiing. 743 01:03:00,531 --> 01:03:04,117 -What do you mean? Where? -Why should I tell you? 744 01:03:04,368 --> 01:03:07,955 Because I'm not responsible for what I'll do to you if you don't. 745 01:03:11,959 --> 01:03:14,670 Which one is yours? I always forget. 746 01:03:15,128 --> 01:03:16,630 So do I. 747 01:03:18,799 --> 01:03:19,842 Let's get a drink. 748 01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:22,511 You want to? 749 01:03:24,096 --> 01:03:26,306 Yeah, I do. I've had a shit day. 750 01:03:26,515 --> 01:03:29,977 -I've had a shit year. -Where should we go? 751 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,856 I think the bars are closed. 752 01:03:35,524 --> 01:03:38,694 -Your place? -Okay. 753 01:03:46,535 --> 01:03:49,580 You have really grown into a fine-looking woman. 754 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,877 I don't feel very fine-looking. 755 01:03:58,172 --> 01:04:01,425 There's something I've been wanting to ask you all night. 756 01:04:04,428 --> 01:04:06,847 What you got on underneath that skirt? 757 01:04:08,557 --> 01:04:09,725 You should know. 758 01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:32,372 Come on. Don't save it for your boss. 759 01:04:35,584 --> 01:04:39,421 -Can you keep a secret? -I have kept many secrets. 760 01:04:40,005 --> 01:04:41,924 Billy, enough. 761 01:04:42,174 --> 01:04:43,592 Enough! 762 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:44,801 Says who? 763 01:04:45,886 --> 01:04:46,887 I say. 764 01:04:47,304 --> 01:04:49,473 -Oh, you say. -That's right. 765 01:04:49,723 --> 01:04:52,684 You wouldn't say much with me in your mouth. 766 01:04:52,893 --> 01:04:55,229 I'm serious. I said no! 767 01:05:07,199 --> 01:05:08,617 Give me my keys. 768 01:05:11,537 --> 01:05:15,541 -Come and get them. -You shit, give me my keys! 769 01:05:15,791 --> 01:05:18,544 -Come here. -No! Give me my keys! 770 01:05:19,670 --> 01:05:22,965 Come on! I'm getting a boner now! 771 01:05:27,135 --> 01:05:28,637 -Yes. -Give me the keys! 772 01:05:28,846 --> 01:05:29,888 I love it! 773 01:05:31,932 --> 01:05:33,684 Give me my keys. 774 01:05:34,226 --> 01:05:36,937 Oh, watch the crease. Watch the crease. 775 01:05:37,521 --> 01:05:38,981 I needed a friend tonight. 776 01:05:40,524 --> 01:05:44,236 Get back in the Jeep and assume the missionary position. 777 01:05:47,322 --> 01:05:48,907 You break my heart. 778 01:05:52,828 --> 01:05:55,497 Then again, you break everyone's heart. 779 01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:09,469 Hey, Jules, I'm sorry! 780 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:24,276 I'm sorry. 781 01:07:10,113 --> 01:07:12,157 -Who is it? -Is Dale Biberman there? 782 01:07:12,366 --> 01:07:14,243 -Who wants to know? -Kirby Keger! 783 01:07:16,537 --> 01:07:18,330 -Who the hell are you? -Who the hell are you? 784 01:07:19,164 --> 01:07:21,458 What are you doing here? 785 01:07:28,090 --> 01:07:29,091 Who is that? 786 01:07:29,341 --> 01:07:32,135 -Stop him, Guy. Will you? -I'm buck naked. 787 01:07:32,344 --> 01:07:34,763 Kirby, stop! Come inside! 788 01:07:39,309 --> 01:07:41,103 This guy is crazy. 789 01:07:50,654 --> 01:07:53,907 You've got no snow tyres or chains. You've got no traction. 790 01:07:54,116 --> 01:07:55,617 Kirby, please. 791 01:07:56,034 --> 01:07:58,412 You won't get out of here tonight. Come inside. 792 01:07:59,079 --> 01:08:00,247 I'll stay in the car! 793 01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:04,251 -He wants to stay in the car. -He'll freeze. 794 01:08:05,294 --> 01:08:06,753 People have died out here. 795 01:08:07,212 --> 01:08:08,297 So just leave me alone! 796 01:08:08,463 --> 01:08:10,883 Get away from me and leave me alone! 797 01:08:14,052 --> 01:08:15,596 Please come inside. 798 01:08:26,607 --> 01:08:28,317 I haven't been here for a while. 799 01:08:28,524 --> 01:08:31,653 It's still the same. Small and ugly. 800 01:08:32,154 --> 01:08:35,448 But then again, it is small and ugly. Here. 801 01:08:35,698 --> 01:08:38,493 You sure you don't want to go to some nice ladylike hotel? 802 01:08:38,785 --> 01:08:39,995 I'll be fine here. 803 01:08:40,245 --> 01:08:43,372 As long as I'm not putting you or Kirbo to any trouble. 804 01:08:43,665 --> 01:08:45,000 No, it's fine. 805 01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:48,127 Is that a coffin? 806 01:08:48,377 --> 01:08:51,256 I thought girls would think it was sexy. 807 01:08:51,506 --> 01:08:53,008 And do they? 808 01:08:53,175 --> 01:08:55,385 How would I know? 809 01:08:56,094 --> 01:09:00,390 You better not let Jules see it. She'll steal it for her stepmother. 810 01:09:00,682 --> 01:09:02,684 You want to sit down there? 811 01:09:06,438 --> 01:09:08,314 When did you win these writing awards? 812 01:09:08,649 --> 01:09:12,152 Oh, never. They're more effect to impress young ladies. 813 01:09:13,362 --> 01:09:15,197 I did win something. 814 01:09:16,073 --> 01:09:19,701 In eighth grade I won Best Haiku Poem. 815 01:09:19,910 --> 01:09:22,120 I beat out David Autry. 816 01:09:22,496 --> 01:09:24,163 Quite a thrill. 817 01:09:25,082 --> 01:09:29,502 So I've wandered into a real woman trap here, haven't I? 818 01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:35,133 Only you're the first woman, and I blew all my props already. 819 01:09:35,384 --> 01:09:37,094 You want some brandy? 820 01:09:37,845 --> 01:09:38,845 Good. 821 01:10:08,959 --> 01:10:10,752 Am I part of your props? 822 01:10:24,892 --> 01:10:27,019 Your clothes should be dry in a few hours. 823 01:10:27,144 --> 01:10:29,980 -He's a doctor, isn't he? -And here are some pyjamas. 824 01:10:32,107 --> 01:10:33,942 You expect me to wear his pyjamas? 825 01:10:35,527 --> 01:10:37,571 We'll talk in the morning. 826 01:11:01,512 --> 01:11:05,140 Alec was the first. You know? 827 01:11:05,641 --> 01:11:10,145 I mean, there were other guys for me in high school. 828 01:11:10,312 --> 01:11:11,647 Boys. 829 01:11:14,650 --> 01:11:17,861 Alec was the first love of my life. 830 01:11:21,073 --> 01:11:25,160 I sometimes think if we hadn't ended up in the same dorm... 831 01:11:26,578 --> 01:11:30,082 ...I would have just met someone else. So would he. 832 01:11:35,337 --> 01:11:38,674 Alec had the luck of geography, right? 833 01:11:41,927 --> 01:11:46,306 Whatever we say about Alec we'll regret tomorrow. 834 01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:48,308 Tell me something. 835 01:11:50,227 --> 01:11:55,858 What do you think about our relationship? Be honest. 836 01:11:56,233 --> 01:11:58,485 -Really. -You want me to be honest? 837 01:11:58,694 --> 01:12:00,195 I don't know. 838 01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:10,038 Dangerous question. 839 01:12:10,289 --> 01:12:14,751 Well, I think I hang around you guys so much... 840 01:12:16,545 --> 01:12:19,173 ...because you're all I think about. 841 01:12:21,884 --> 01:12:23,010 Me? 842 01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:32,269 And I think that the reason I'm not interested in other women... 843 01:12:32,477 --> 01:12:35,189 ...and why I haven't had sex in so long... 844 01:12:36,982 --> 01:12:42,321 ...is because I am desperately, completely... 845 01:12:43,614 --> 01:12:45,365 ...in love with you. 846 01:12:58,545 --> 01:13:01,298 We won't even remember this tomorrow, huh? 847 01:13:07,346 --> 01:13:09,097 It is tomorrow. 848 01:13:17,898 --> 01:13:21,068 Oh, I love you! I've always loved you! 849 01:13:22,069 --> 01:13:24,947 -Oh, I'm sorry! -No, no, I love it! I love it! 850 01:13:25,572 --> 01:13:28,283 -What are you doing? -Nothing. Where is this thing? 851 01:13:28,492 --> 01:13:30,744 -It's in the front. -Okay. Wait. 852 01:14:13,537 --> 01:14:15,747 I broke your shower! 853 01:14:40,272 --> 01:14:42,357 I gave him a key. 854 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:47,279 I'm only gonna ask you this once. 855 01:14:51,491 --> 01:14:54,786 Did you tell Leslie about my screwing around? 856 01:14:55,662 --> 01:14:56,663 No. 857 01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:00,918 I believe you. 858 01:15:01,668 --> 01:15:06,632 I want you to know that I believe you, and I'm sorry I hit you. 859 01:15:15,474 --> 01:15:17,309 I don't think... 860 01:15:20,145 --> 01:15:25,234 ...that I am ever gonna be able to get Leslie back. 861 01:15:28,403 --> 01:15:31,490 Buddy, I kind of got some company. 862 01:15:31,698 --> 01:15:33,450 Oh, Jesus. 863 01:15:35,244 --> 01:15:37,079 -I'm sorry. -It's all right. 864 01:15:38,038 --> 01:15:40,707 -I never thought.... -I'll call you tomorrow. 865 01:15:40,874 --> 01:15:43,961 -I never thought it was possible. -I'll call you. 866 01:15:44,211 --> 01:15:46,463 -Just a minute. Tell me. -What? 867 01:15:47,381 --> 01:15:51,343 -Is it the fat chick from the party? -Let me call you later. 868 01:15:51,802 --> 01:15:53,554 Come on. Come on. 869 01:15:55,430 --> 01:15:58,517 I have to know. Is it the fat chick from the party? 870 01:16:03,730 --> 01:16:05,566 It's not the fat chick. 871 01:16:12,739 --> 01:16:14,741 No way that this is happening. 872 01:16:16,994 --> 01:16:18,912 It happened. 873 01:16:21,748 --> 01:16:22,749 -Alec-- -Shut up! 874 01:17:11,256 --> 01:17:13,800 Where is Kirby Keger? 875 01:17:18,347 --> 01:17:20,307 He took my new car. 876 01:17:25,979 --> 01:17:27,439 It started! 877 01:17:28,273 --> 01:17:31,777 You better hurry up before it starts snowing again. 878 01:17:41,912 --> 01:17:43,830 So drive carefully. 879 01:17:44,581 --> 01:17:46,166 Nice meeting you. 880 01:17:49,586 --> 01:17:54,466 Honey, I'll get the camera, and we'll take a photo of you guys. 881 01:17:57,010 --> 01:18:01,223 I don't know you that well, but you seem like a fine person. 882 01:18:01,431 --> 01:18:04,601 And I want you to know I'm flattered by all this. 883 01:18:06,812 --> 01:18:12,067 Deep down, for a long time I'll wonder if maybe this isn't my loss. 884 01:18:55,027 --> 01:18:56,320 Smile. 885 01:19:00,282 --> 01:19:01,617 There you are. 886 01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:10,167 Later, dude. 887 01:20:06,557 --> 01:20:07,933 Hi, Daddy. 888 01:20:12,771 --> 01:20:14,815 This is some neighbourhood. 889 01:20:15,482 --> 01:20:17,359 Did you get your car fixed? 890 01:20:17,734 --> 01:20:20,404 I got a personal letter from Lee Iacocca. 891 01:20:22,155 --> 01:20:24,783 I did. They fixed everything for nothing. 892 01:20:25,325 --> 01:20:26,451 Good. 893 01:20:26,994 --> 01:20:28,704 But I can't keep it. 894 01:20:29,788 --> 01:20:33,792 I can't drive that and work with people that can't afford to eat. 895 01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:37,629 Keep the car. You and Howie will need it. 896 01:20:39,464 --> 01:20:40,716 Well, Daddy... 897 01:20:42,092 --> 01:20:44,386 ...I'm giving Howie back too. 898 01:20:46,555 --> 01:20:48,140 I don't love Howie. 899 01:20:48,932 --> 01:20:53,478 We learn to love. There's marriage and there's family... 900 01:20:54,521 --> 01:20:58,192 ...and the family business. That's what's important. 901 01:20:58,984 --> 01:21:04,781 I have my own job. And I want to get my own apartment. 902 01:21:05,115 --> 01:21:07,659 But you can keep your job until you're pregnant. 903 01:21:09,494 --> 01:21:12,581 I mean, Howie's a fine boy... 904 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,667 ...and I don't think you need your own apartment. 905 01:21:16,919 --> 01:21:19,880 -Do you ever hear me? -Well, I do. 906 01:21:20,130 --> 01:21:21,715 I don't love Howie. 907 01:21:24,259 --> 01:21:25,761 I don't love him. 908 01:21:27,262 --> 01:21:30,474 -I love Billy. -Billy from the roof? 909 01:22:15,853 --> 01:22:18,939 I took off work because I thought you wouldn't be here. 910 01:22:19,147 --> 01:22:20,232 I'm sick. 911 01:22:21,984 --> 01:22:24,778 -What's wrong? -Just sickness. 912 01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:35,539 You can't have the Pretenders album. 913 01:22:36,081 --> 01:22:37,666 -That's mine. -I bought it. 914 01:22:37,833 --> 01:22:38,834 You did not! 915 01:22:41,628 --> 01:22:46,800 You can have all the Billy Joels. Except The Stranger. 916 01:22:48,135 --> 01:22:52,097 I'm taking Thriller and Mahler's Ninth. 917 01:22:53,974 --> 01:22:59,271 -Kevin is so fond of Mahler. -I moved in with Jules. 918 01:22:59,605 --> 01:23:01,190 Oh, how nice. 919 01:23:01,690 --> 01:23:03,108 Roomies again. 920 01:23:06,653 --> 01:23:08,739 No Springsteen leaves this house! 921 01:23:10,532 --> 01:23:12,951 You can have all the Carly Simons. 922 01:23:13,202 --> 01:23:16,121 You got me those for Valentine's Day. Remember Valentine's? 923 01:23:16,788 --> 01:23:19,291 You ran out on this relationship. Take the consequences. 924 01:23:19,625 --> 01:23:21,835 I didn't run out on anything. You ran out. 925 01:23:22,002 --> 01:23:24,254 -You fucked Kevin! -You fucked many! 926 01:23:24,588 --> 01:23:26,215 Nameless, faceless many! 927 01:23:28,550 --> 01:23:31,970 I feel much better now. Thanks. 928 01:23:42,189 --> 01:23:46,652 -You're not taking The Police-- -Anyway, I didn't just fuck Kevin! 929 01:23:46,902 --> 01:23:50,072 I was confused and angry, and I care about him deeply. 930 01:23:50,322 --> 01:23:53,200 Get your clothes, give me the keys and get out! 931 01:23:55,285 --> 01:23:56,370 Now! 932 01:24:00,874 --> 01:24:04,253 I can't believe this is happening to us. 933 01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,887 Wasted love! 934 01:24:21,645 --> 01:24:24,022 God, I just wish I could get it back! 935 01:24:41,415 --> 01:24:42,416 You did it! 936 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:48,005 I think I'll probably be back doing obits tomorrow. 937 01:24:48,255 --> 01:24:51,175 You're gonna attract a lot of attention with this. 938 01:24:51,383 --> 01:24:54,052 You think? It's because of you. 939 01:24:54,303 --> 01:24:58,265 I couldn't write anything till you. What? 940 01:25:00,767 --> 01:25:02,769 Don't you guys ever use a bed? 941 01:25:04,605 --> 01:25:08,192 I'm gonna show Jules your piece. 942 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:11,028 -Wait, wait, wait. -What? 943 01:25:35,052 --> 01:25:36,678 Kevin has his first byline. 944 01:25:37,012 --> 01:25:39,473 Really? That's great. Let me see. 945 01:25:43,977 --> 01:25:45,229 "Housing in Maryland"? 946 01:25:45,479 --> 01:25:47,940 -The other piece. -"The Meaning of Life." 947 01:25:48,106 --> 01:25:52,069 Forrester's waiting. Did the hospital call? Did my step-monster die? 948 01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:54,446 -He's waiting. -I want to meet him. 949 01:25:54,696 --> 01:25:56,823 Not now, but I'll have him wave up. 950 01:26:00,452 --> 01:26:03,997 -She's out of control. -Since the day we met her. 951 01:26:08,836 --> 01:26:12,089 -Who is that? -Jules' boss and lover. 952 01:26:17,803 --> 01:26:20,097 International banking has gotten sexier. 953 01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:24,059 Speaking of which, not to get ahead of myself, but I was thinking... 954 01:26:24,268 --> 01:26:26,270 ...maybe we'd get a place together. 955 01:26:26,478 --> 01:26:30,482 -What? -It's fast, but I love you. 956 01:26:33,110 --> 01:26:34,862 Sex isn't love. 957 01:26:41,326 --> 01:26:43,078 -What's that mean? -That means... 958 01:26:43,203 --> 01:26:46,540 ...you were there with all these feelings... 959 01:26:46,832 --> 01:26:51,336 ...tied up in a box with my pictures. 960 01:26:51,545 --> 01:26:54,214 And I needed to break away from Alec. 961 01:27:07,352 --> 01:27:09,229 I'm not proud of my behaviour. 962 01:27:12,149 --> 01:27:14,526 -Hang up. -Who's that? 963 01:27:15,110 --> 01:27:16,570 That's not Kevin, is it? 964 01:27:17,654 --> 01:27:20,115 You're not with Kevin playing my records? 965 01:27:20,324 --> 01:27:21,325 Stop it, please. 966 01:27:21,575 --> 01:27:24,912 -Tell him we're moving in together. -We are not! 967 01:27:25,370 --> 01:27:28,582 So the two of you are moving in together. 968 01:27:36,215 --> 01:27:39,927 I wish everything could be like it was, all of us friends. 969 01:27:40,511 --> 01:27:42,804 I don't want to be friends. 970 01:27:45,182 --> 01:27:48,435 I didn't mean that. I mean, it was an accident. 971 01:27:49,144 --> 01:27:51,939 I'm beginning to think there aren't any accidents. 972 01:27:55,567 --> 01:28:00,614 And I would really like it if you would just leave. 973 01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:02,533 Okay? 974 01:28:10,624 --> 01:28:11,625 Great. 975 01:28:15,379 --> 01:28:17,005 You were right all along. 976 01:28:17,256 --> 01:28:19,299 -Love sucks. -Yep. 977 01:28:21,635 --> 01:28:24,304 So you gonna get the old job back? 978 01:28:24,596 --> 01:28:26,014 No way. 979 01:28:26,932 --> 01:28:30,477 Once I'm back in school, I'll work part-time for a law firm. 980 01:28:30,727 --> 01:28:33,647 Did you know there are as many students in law school... 981 01:28:33,939 --> 01:28:36,859 -...as there are lawyers? -Sounds familiar. 982 01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:47,160 I always thought we'd be friends forever. 983 01:28:48,704 --> 01:28:53,375 Well, forever got a lot shorter suddenly, didn't it? 984 01:28:59,923 --> 01:29:02,885 Okay, call Mary Dusit at that number. 985 01:29:03,343 --> 01:29:04,636 Yeah, I'll call. 986 01:29:12,227 --> 01:29:13,604 I'll call you back. 987 01:29:22,029 --> 01:29:24,156 I'm sorry to bother you here. 988 01:29:24,364 --> 01:29:26,700 Did you forget one of your albums? 989 01:29:26,950 --> 01:29:28,619 It's Jules. 990 01:29:29,453 --> 01:29:31,580 After she left for work this morning... 991 01:29:31,914 --> 01:29:34,666 ...some finance company came and took everything. 992 01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:38,253 I couldn't reach her, so I went over to her office. 993 01:29:38,462 --> 01:29:43,634 She's been pretending, saying she's having an affair with her boss. 994 01:29:43,884 --> 01:29:46,178 He fired her three weeks ago. 995 01:29:47,346 --> 01:29:49,389 She denied everything. 996 01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:54,645 But then she went crazy. And now she's locked herself in the apartment. 997 01:29:57,439 --> 01:29:59,650 Please, I need your help. 998 01:30:08,408 --> 01:30:10,452 Hi, Jules. Open the door. 999 01:30:12,454 --> 01:30:14,331 -Open the door. -She's in there. 1000 01:30:14,581 --> 01:30:16,291 She's got it dead bolted. 1001 01:30:23,131 --> 01:30:25,551 -What's he doing here? -I called him. 1002 01:30:25,801 --> 01:30:27,928 Did you call all your lovers? 1003 01:30:28,178 --> 01:30:30,722 Will your high-school prom date be joining us too? 1004 01:30:31,723 --> 01:30:34,685 -What's happening with Jules? -She's bolted the door. 1005 01:30:35,102 --> 01:30:36,603 The fire escape! 1006 01:30:42,484 --> 01:30:43,485 Open up! 1007 01:30:54,788 --> 01:30:56,415 What are you doing? 1008 01:30:56,874 --> 01:30:59,084 -You'll freeze. -That's the idea. 1009 01:30:59,334 --> 01:31:00,961 Jules, honey, it's me! 1010 01:31:01,879 --> 01:31:03,672 You're really scaring me now! 1011 01:31:03,881 --> 01:31:06,341 The country's falling apart, but these bars are perfect. 1012 01:31:06,592 --> 01:31:09,303 -We need a hacksaw. -Or an experienced thief. 1013 01:31:09,469 --> 01:31:10,637 I'll find Billy. 1014 01:31:10,888 --> 01:31:12,222 I was kidding. 1015 01:31:12,389 --> 01:31:15,601 He's working at the Amoco station. 1016 01:31:15,851 --> 01:31:18,353 -He's around the corner. -Billy's working at a gas station? 1017 01:31:18,604 --> 01:31:20,189 He needed the money. 1018 01:31:22,524 --> 01:31:24,401 You little shit! 1019 01:31:29,823 --> 01:31:32,367 -Here! -What's happening? 1020 01:31:32,659 --> 01:31:35,245 -How do you feel now, best friend? -My notes! 1021 01:31:35,704 --> 01:31:38,123 You won't be needing your notes anymore. 1022 01:31:38,582 --> 01:31:40,501 Stop it! You'll kill him! 1023 01:31:40,751 --> 01:31:43,545 This won't solve anything. Think of your career. 1024 01:31:43,795 --> 01:31:46,673 -Stop it! -After all I've done for you! 1025 01:31:46,924 --> 01:31:49,176 I've done a lot for you too. Pull me up. 1026 01:31:49,593 --> 01:31:51,094 What you did for me, you shit... 1027 01:31:51,803 --> 01:31:54,723 ...was steal the woman that I was gonna marry! 1028 01:31:58,143 --> 01:31:59,853 Kirbo, you need any help? 1029 01:32:00,103 --> 01:32:02,814 -Quick! -Help! Alec, pull him up! 1030 01:32:04,441 --> 01:32:05,817 Looks pretty out of hand. 1031 01:32:06,151 --> 01:32:09,071 Stop it! Do you think this is helping Jules? 1032 01:32:09,279 --> 01:32:10,364 I love her, man. 1033 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:12,491 Give me a hand! 1034 01:32:14,868 --> 01:32:16,078 I got it! I got it! 1035 01:32:24,169 --> 01:32:25,838 -You all right? -Super. 1036 01:32:26,129 --> 01:32:27,214 I'm going upstairs. 1037 01:32:27,548 --> 01:32:30,676 Somebody give me a hand! Come on! 1038 01:32:30,884 --> 01:32:34,805 Oh, my God! Honey, open the door. It's so cold. 1039 01:32:35,055 --> 01:32:37,140 Noble how you ran up to save your lover. 1040 01:32:37,432 --> 01:32:38,892 He's not my lover. 1041 01:32:39,184 --> 01:32:41,144 -Jules, listen-- -Bullshit! 1042 01:32:41,436 --> 01:32:45,065 I've never lied to you, you cocky shithead! 1043 01:32:46,066 --> 01:32:47,651 -Alec! -We all love you. 1044 01:32:47,901 --> 01:32:49,069 Help! 1045 01:32:52,865 --> 01:32:54,324 Open this goddamn door! 1046 01:32:56,493 --> 01:32:58,120 -Blowtorch? -Give it to me. 1047 01:32:58,328 --> 01:33:01,331 -Do not hand that man a blowtorch. -Put these on. 1048 01:33:04,543 --> 01:33:09,631 Open the door! Did you hear me? Open the door or I'll bust it down! 1049 01:33:13,510 --> 01:33:15,137 I'm coming through this door! 1050 01:33:15,387 --> 01:33:17,973 You know I'm crazy enough to do it! 1051 01:33:19,892 --> 01:33:20,893 What's happening? 1052 01:33:32,321 --> 01:33:33,530 I'm going in. 1053 01:33:49,546 --> 01:33:51,757 What's the big deal here? 1054 01:33:51,965 --> 01:33:53,509 You lost a job? 1055 01:33:53,717 --> 01:33:57,221 I've lost 20 of them since graduation. 1056 01:33:57,804 --> 01:33:59,473 Plus a wife and kid. 1057 01:34:00,057 --> 01:34:04,144 In a new development, a handful of hair in the shower this morning. 1058 01:34:04,937 --> 01:34:06,396 That's better. 1059 01:34:07,272 --> 01:34:08,315 You know... 1060 01:34:09,024 --> 01:34:12,819 ...this smells to me like a little bit of self-created drama. 1061 01:34:13,237 --> 01:34:16,448 I know. I've been starring in a few of my own. 1062 01:34:18,492 --> 01:34:22,246 Do you know what I've been doing every day since I got fired? 1063 01:34:22,871 --> 01:34:23,997 What? 1064 01:34:24,289 --> 01:34:27,918 I've been sitting in the hospital with my step-monster. 1065 01:34:30,462 --> 01:34:33,674 We've had the best talks we've ever had. 1066 01:34:35,175 --> 01:34:39,346 Of course, she's in a coma, which really pisses me off. 1067 01:34:41,181 --> 01:34:43,433 Because all that time... 1068 01:34:45,686 --> 01:34:50,816 ...I just waited for one word from that woman... 1069 01:34:52,526 --> 01:34:56,738 ...about why my father hates me so much. 1070 01:35:10,669 --> 01:35:15,632 Jules, you know, honey, this isn't real. 1071 01:35:16,008 --> 01:35:17,509 You know what it is? 1072 01:35:17,676 --> 01:35:18,886 It's St. Elmo's fire. 1073 01:35:19,052 --> 01:35:23,557 The electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. 1074 01:35:29,354 --> 01:35:33,275 Sailors would guide entire journeys by it. But there was no fire. 1075 01:35:33,567 --> 01:35:36,361 There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up... 1076 01:35:37,321 --> 01:35:41,325 ...because they needed it to keep going when things got tough. 1077 01:35:41,575 --> 01:35:43,952 Just like you're making up all of this. 1078 01:35:48,415 --> 01:35:50,501 We're all going through this. 1079 01:35:53,003 --> 01:35:55,255 It's our time on the edge. 1080 01:35:57,633 --> 01:36:00,260 I'm just so tired. 1081 01:36:02,679 --> 01:36:06,683 I never thought I'd be so tired at 22. 1082 01:36:11,104 --> 01:36:14,274 I just don't even know who to be anymore. 1083 01:36:14,483 --> 01:36:16,068 Join the club. 1084 01:36:20,614 --> 01:36:25,035 No one was buying this together- woman-of-the-eighties stuff anyway. 1085 01:36:33,293 --> 01:36:37,756 And all this time I was afraid you'd find out I wasn't fabulous. 1086 01:36:40,050 --> 01:36:41,552 It's cool. 1087 01:36:42,970 --> 01:36:46,765 All this time I was afraid you'd find out I was irresponsible. 1088 01:36:52,646 --> 01:36:53,856 They're laughing. 1089 01:36:54,064 --> 01:36:55,941 The hysterical laughter heard... 1090 01:36:56,149 --> 01:36:58,819 ...most frequently from schizophrenic paranoids. 1091 01:36:59,361 --> 01:37:02,698 Set up my drafting table so we can have coffee on it. 1092 01:37:06,493 --> 01:37:08,495 -Oh, baby. -I love you. 1093 01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:16,753 And then what happened? 1094 01:37:17,004 --> 01:37:18,088 That was it. 1095 01:37:18,338 --> 01:37:22,426 We came out of the bedroom, and then I shot her. 1096 01:37:22,885 --> 01:37:26,638 No, you did not. You saved her life. 1097 01:37:26,847 --> 01:37:29,141 Oh, let's not be dramatic. 1098 01:37:30,100 --> 01:37:32,686 So when did you get so sane? 1099 01:37:33,103 --> 01:37:36,648 When I realised how insane I'd been trying to be like Alec. 1100 01:37:37,191 --> 01:37:39,735 I'm not part of this after-college life. 1101 01:37:39,943 --> 01:37:41,987 Careers. Marriage. 1102 01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:45,407 Felicia and Melody'll be better off without me. 1103 01:37:45,616 --> 01:37:47,910 Did she get remarried already? 1104 01:37:48,785 --> 01:37:50,495 In about three or four weeks. 1105 01:37:54,082 --> 01:37:56,460 I was thinking of hanging around and being... 1106 01:37:56,668 --> 01:37:59,129 ...one of those I'll-see-you-on-the-weekend dads. 1107 01:37:59,421 --> 01:38:01,423 That's not what Melody needs. 1108 01:38:02,090 --> 01:38:04,468 Besides, it'd confuse everybody. 1109 01:38:09,848 --> 01:38:11,141 You don't have to. 1110 01:38:11,391 --> 01:38:13,936 Come on, it's not even half of what I owe you. 1111 01:38:15,270 --> 01:38:17,731 I'll get you the rest once I get settled in New York. 1112 01:38:17,940 --> 01:38:22,152 If I can find someone who's fool enough to let me play my sax. 1113 01:38:22,486 --> 01:38:24,655 Oh, they'll let you play. You're really-- 1114 01:38:24,821 --> 01:38:25,822 Talented, Billy. 1115 01:38:27,115 --> 01:38:28,617 You are. 1116 01:38:36,250 --> 01:38:38,126 This place is great. 1117 01:38:44,508 --> 01:38:46,510 You want to know what's great? 1118 01:38:47,261 --> 01:38:49,137 Last night, I woke up... 1119 01:38:49,346 --> 01:38:54,017 ...to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 1120 01:38:54,184 --> 01:38:58,981 And you know, it was my kitchen, and it was my refrigerator... 1121 01:38:59,481 --> 01:39:01,358 ...and it was my apartment... 1122 01:39:01,650 --> 01:39:04,444 ...and it was the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich... 1123 01:39:04,653 --> 01:39:06,655 ...I've had in my entire life. 1124 01:39:30,762 --> 01:39:32,306 You're really going, huh? 1125 01:39:38,520 --> 01:39:39,688 You still a virgin? 1126 01:39:42,566 --> 01:39:46,278 Why is my sexual status so important to you? 1127 01:40:10,302 --> 01:40:15,057 Have I abused our relationship too much... 1128 01:40:17,351 --> 01:40:21,146 ...or could I be so bold as to ask you for a going-away present? 1129 01:40:47,464 --> 01:40:48,715 Oh, God. 1130 01:41:25,294 --> 01:41:26,336 Good luck. 1131 01:41:32,885 --> 01:41:34,595 You're gonna be okay. 1132 01:41:35,012 --> 01:41:36,680 So are you. 1133 01:41:43,103 --> 01:41:45,606 Forgive me for not getting intimate. 1134 01:41:46,023 --> 01:41:47,733 Here. Long ride. 1135 01:41:48,984 --> 01:41:51,028 -You shouldn't have. -I know. 1136 01:41:53,614 --> 01:41:55,991 You're beautiful. Never shave. 1137 01:41:56,158 --> 01:41:58,744 Don't go changing to please me. 1138 01:42:03,790 --> 01:42:04,833 Bye. 1139 01:42:05,542 --> 01:42:07,252 Don't let her go. 1140 01:42:14,301 --> 01:42:16,094 Go get out of hand. 1141 01:42:16,303 --> 01:42:18,013 I'm gonna keep in touch. 1142 01:42:18,222 --> 01:42:19,806 No, you will not. 1143 01:42:56,051 --> 01:42:59,054 I can't remember who met who first... 1144 01:42:59,388 --> 01:43:02,140 ...or who fell in love with who first. 1145 01:43:02,516 --> 01:43:07,145 All I can remember is the seven of us always together. 1146 01:43:07,396 --> 01:43:09,690 And I've made a decision. 1147 01:43:11,692 --> 01:43:12,985 I think... 1148 01:43:13,235 --> 01:43:16,071 ...I have to be by myself for a while. 1149 01:43:18,574 --> 01:43:21,076 I thought I was the miracle of your life. 1150 01:43:22,411 --> 01:43:24,079 I thought I was the miracle. 1151 01:43:24,288 --> 01:43:26,248 I love you both. 1152 01:43:27,165 --> 01:43:30,919 I'm gonna try life without any miracles for a while. 1153 01:43:33,172 --> 01:43:35,507 I hope we can still be friends. 1154 01:43:40,137 --> 01:43:41,555 -Sure. -Sure. 1155 01:43:42,222 --> 01:43:43,891 Let's kill her. 1156 01:43:54,526 --> 01:43:57,070 Do you want to go in and get a drink? 1157 01:43:57,237 --> 01:43:59,948 -I gotta be at work early tomorrow. -Me too. 1158 01:44:01,533 --> 01:44:04,369 -I need to find a job tomorrow. -Me too. 1159 01:44:04,578 --> 01:44:06,038 How about brunch Sunday? 1160 01:44:06,205 --> 01:44:10,125 That sounds good. So we meet here around 12:30? 1161 01:44:11,168 --> 01:44:13,212 Why don't we go to Houlihan's? 1162 01:44:14,338 --> 01:44:18,091 Not so noisy. Not so many kids. 1163 01:44:21,011 --> 01:44:22,596 -Great. -Sunday, 12:30. 1164 01:44:25,807 --> 01:44:28,519 Guess what? You guys will never believe it. 1165 01:44:28,769 --> 01:44:33,065 I found out that it only costs $250 to bury a cat. 1166 01:44:33,232 --> 01:44:38,237 So I figured, why don't I just put my step-monster into a large cat suit?