0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Re-synced by ShweScorpion 1 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,860 My name is Odd Thomas. 2 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:23,650 Though in this age when fame is the altar at which most people worship. 3 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,160 I'm not sure why you should care. 4 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,610 I'm not a celebrity. I'm not the child of a celebrity. 5 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:29,400 I've never been married to, abused by, 6 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,160 or provided a kidney to a celebrity. 7 00:00:31,190 --> 00:00:32,490 Green Moon Bowling. 8 00:00:35,210 --> 00:00:38,660 But I do lead an unusual life. 9 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,250 Penny Kalisto. 10 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,470 My name really is Odd. 11 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:04,880 According to my mother, it was a screw-up on my birth certificate. 12 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,260 She says I was supposed to be called Todd, after a Lithuanian uncle. 13 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,940 My father insists my name was always Odd... 14 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:14,220 and he notes that all of my uncles are Bulgarian. 15 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:17,500 My father claims my mother is insane. 16 00:01:17,530 --> 00:01:20,270 My mother, of course, begs to differ. 17 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:26,190 My abilities are a gift from God! 18 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:28,910 My father won that argument. 19 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,820 I was 12 years old when they finally locked her up and threw away the key. 20 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:43,000 I've come to believe that my mother and I share certain... 21 00:01:43,090 --> 00:01:44,510 abilities. 22 00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:47,260 Since I don't want to be locked up with the key thrown away... 23 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:51,420 I've pretty much kept mine a secret. 24 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,820 Odd Thomas. 25 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:02,240 Hello, Harlo. 26 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,830 Long time, no see. 27 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:06,780 Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey. Come on, man. No touchy, no feely. 28 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:09,860 - Sorry, but I love this car. - I know. 29 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:12,900 It's too bad a car can't love you back. 30 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:17,770 What's wrong, Odd? There anything I can do? 31 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,000 No, it's something you've already done. 32 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,980 Hey! Hey! Come on-oh, Odd. No fooling around, man. 33 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,120 - Give me my keys. - Her blood is in your pocket. 34 00:02:27,090 --> 00:02:29,340 Most people would think that's a weird thing to say... 35 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:31,590 but you don't think it's very weird, do you, Harlo? 36 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,730 On that night... 37 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:43,700 you took a piece of white felt... 38 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,620 and after killing Penny... 39 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:48,370 you collected some of her blood. 40 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,420 And now it's dry... 41 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:54,200 and stiff and brittle like a cracker... 42 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,790 and it's still in your pocket. 43 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:09,220 In moments like these, pity tears at me. 44 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,900 And a kind of madness comes over me... 45 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,640 forcing me to hunt people like Harlo Landerson... 46 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,590 who I have no pity for whatsoever. 47 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,990 Sorry, Mrs. Curtees! 48 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,460 Sorry, Saleen! 49 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:16,580 What the hell are you doing? 50 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,790 Mom, what's going on? 51 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:24,920 Stevie, run honey, run! 52 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:34,510 Come here! 53 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,110 My life is filled with guys like Harlo Landerson. 54 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:51,740 And since I like my face just the way it is... 55 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,660 I learned how to handle myself. 56 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:15,930 I may see dead people, but then, by God, I do something about it. 57 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:18,620 Hey. Hey! 58 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:20,580 Shift down, man! Go easy. 59 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:23,530 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't have a "go easy" gear. 60 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,450 You should probably get that looked at. 61 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:28,000 Now, Officer Eckles... 62 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,130 does being a police officer 63 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,830 give you the right to beat the shit out of people? 64 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:32,460 Not at all, Officer Varner. 65 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,490 But it is one of the perks of the job. 66 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:44,710 I believe in a higher power and the afterlife. 67 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:48,260 Call me strange. 68 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:50,520 Others do. 69 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,430 He's so strange. 70 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:56,150 Don't worry, Penny. 71 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,610 I think where you're going is a home for the spirit... 72 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,280 and it's filled with kindness and wonder. 73 00:06:04,410 --> 00:06:06,280 I'm sorry, Penny. 74 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:09,400 I'm sorry your life was so short. 75 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,620 The dead don't talk. 76 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,540 I don't know why. 77 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:30,440 Here we are again. 78 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,730 Busted furniture and shattered glass everywhere. 79 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:37,740 Most of it was not my fault. 80 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:41,170 Except the panda bear lamp and the Biffy the Clown mirror. 81 00:06:41,210 --> 00:06:44,540 - That was this guy. - Why didn't you come to me first.. 82 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:48,410 give me a chance to find a way to get Harlo to entrap himself? 83 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,540 Whenever we do it that way, 84 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:51,710 it's always more efficient and less destructive. 85 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,830 Yes, I know but he had to be stopped right now... 86 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:56,040 or he was gonna do it again soon. 87 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:59,260 That's what Penny wanted to tell me. That's why she hadn't left yet. 88 00:06:59,290 --> 00:07:02,710 Son, you so complicate my life. 89 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:06,760 Look. 90 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,650 Besides her blood... 91 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,650 Harlo had these photos of Penny post-mortem in his wallet. 92 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,440 If there's any fuss about how you pegged Harlo... 93 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:19,190 just say he opened up his wallet to pay off a bet. 94 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,990 Five bucks on yesterday's Dodger's game... 95 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:24,150 the photos fell out, you saw em- 96 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:26,270 He ran and naturally, I gave chase. 97 00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:28,160 Naturally. 98 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:21,910 Save me! 99 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:25,560 Save us! 100 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,540 - Save. - Us! 101 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:29,460 - Save.. - Us! 102 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,350 Save you from who? 103 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:35,180 Who is that? 104 00:08:36,230 --> 00:08:37,610 Who is it? 105 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,020 Evil is coming. 106 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:20,780 And it's up to me to figure out who's gonna be holding the gun. 107 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:23,280 Morning, Elvis. 108 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,000 Pico Mundo Grill. 109 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:26,670 So much of my life is out of my control. 110 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:30,250 I would have gone 7 kinds of crazy if I hadn't simplified. 111 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,920 So I have no motorized vehicles, no homeownership... 112 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:36,920 no insurance, and no grand ambitions. 113 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,080 Ladies. 114 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:40,020 Eggs! Wreck em and stretch em! 115 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:42,680 "Wreck em" means scrambled, and "stretch em" means... 116 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:43,890 add an extra egg. 117 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:45,350 Cardiac shingles and hash browns! 118 00:09:45,390 --> 00:09:48,520 "Cardiac shingles" are toast with lots of butter. 119 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:50,250 And hash browns... 120 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,900 are just hash browns. 121 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:54,640 Not every word we use is diner lingo. 122 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,530 Just as not every short-order cook 123 00:09:57,570 --> 00:10:01,740 is an undercover detective for dead people. 124 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:03,200 Duck. 125 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:12,550 That is Stormy Lewellyn. 126 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:17,080 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever. 127 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:25,510 You are destined to be together forever. 128 00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:31,060 Hey, Chief. Tummy Tickler coming at ya. 129 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:37,530 You know, I'm still not happy about what you did yesterday, Oddie. 130 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,780 You could have gotten yourself killed. 131 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:41,460 I am not afraid of death. 132 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:43,980 Of course, I'm not ready to go on a date with him, either. 133 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:52,130 Would you throw yourself off a cliff for me? 134 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,010 Of course I would. 135 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,880 Into a river of razor blades and lemon juice? 136 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,100 Absolutely. 137 00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:59,510 Of course, I'd like to know the reasoning behind such a request.. 138 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:01,560 but, fortunately for me... 139 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:04,930 you reek of intelligence and integrity. 140 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:07,230 And you reek of peach shampoo. 141 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:09,630 Just the way I like you. 142 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,030 - Chief. - Morning, Stormy. 143 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:15,360 What's with the cat-ate-the-canary smile? 144 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:17,230 Tonight is date night. 145 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:20,280 So you think you're gonna get yourself some, huh? 146 00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:23,620 - I wouldn't put it quite that way. - Stormy Special. 147 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,690 - Girlfriend. - Morning, dude. 148 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,270 I call them bodachs. 149 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:46,940 Well, not to their faces, I hope. 150 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,350 I never met anybody that could see em before. 151 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,270 - Neither have I. - Everyone told me it's in my head. 152 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,860 Well, you should stop telling everyone. 153 00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:55,490 I tried telling my parents. 154 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:57,070 If I told my parents, I'd ve spent my whole life... 155 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,960 picking winning lottery numbers. 156 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,820 You can pick winning lotto numbers? 157 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,080 - No, I can't. Stay on point. - Right. Yeah. 158 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:07,210 Yesterday, when I finally saw one... 159 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,370 I gave him the finger, Homes. 160 00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:10,800 Don't you know? 161 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:14,370 If they find out you can see them, they will kill you. 162 00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,630 They will kill you. 163 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,430 - Little advice? - Yeah? 164 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,440 Karla prefers chocolate to flowers 165 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:04,970 and you should get yourself some candles. 166 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,010 Candles? 167 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,100 Thanks. Good idea. 168 00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:15,370 Whew, close. 169 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,070 That would have been a little awkward. 170 00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,530 You two are really something. 171 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,920 I don't know what, but something. 172 00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:24,450 We're weird and screwed up but we're okay. 173 00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:25,700 I don't know. 174 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:27,370 You are... 175 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:29,840 so cool. 176 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,550 So, you deny me my weirdness, but agree that I'm screwed up? 177 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,180 You're right. I see your problem. 178 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,510 Weirdness, it can be fun. It can be kind of cool. 179 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:41,260 Screwed-up-ness, not so much. 180 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:44,050 You are quite weird. 181 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,850 - Apology accepted. - I gotta go. Be good, you two. 182 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,480 It's not me you have to worry about. 183 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,810 Don't I know it. 184 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,650 I gotta go to work, too, Oddie. 185 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:57,940 - Okay. - Later, my love. 186 00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:09,830 Stormy! 187 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,340 Miss you already. 188 00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:27,020 - Living up to his name. - Every damn day. 189 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,260 Later. 190 00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:32,440 Months often pass when I don't see a single bodach. 191 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,370 When they do show up... 192 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,530 it's a sure sign that carnage and bloodshed are not far behind. 193 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,410 Morning. 194 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,650 They don't cause it. They feed on it. 195 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,900 The more bodachs that show up, the bigger the eventual feast. 196 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:48,830 They're attracted to evil like bees to flowers. 197 00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:51,340 They know when death is coming and want to watch. 198 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,680 They don't show up for any ordinary death. 199 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:58,010 They want extreme, operatic violence and terror. 200 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:03,100 Penny Kalisto's death wasn't horrific enough... 201 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:06,850 to bring a single bodach into our world. 202 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,520 This town is in serious trouble. 203 00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:16,780 - Bye, Oddie. - See you, ladies. 204 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,650 Nicolina! Levanna! 205 00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:25,200 Odd, am I really sucking at this whole "mother" thing? 206 00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:28,720 Well, considering their last one was a junkie... 207 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,380 who left them in your lap when you were barely 18... 208 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:35,010 I think you rather rock, Vi. 209 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,040 See you later. 210 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,520 I'm heading this way, too. 211 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:40,910 Gonna go see Madame Pearl, get myself read. 212 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,230 Personally, I don't believe people who say... 213 00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:46,390 they can read minds or palms and, trust me, tea leaves... 214 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:48,110 just cloggage in the garbage disposal. 215 00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:51,190 It's just I had this dream last night you would not believe. 216 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:54,950 Well, anything short of a 9-alarm massacre, I can top. 217 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:57,650 I'd never seen myself face-on in a dream before. 218 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:00,420 You saw your own face? 219 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:04,000 Me and this guy, we were both lying dead all busted up... 220 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,700 like we'd been shot to pieces or something. 221 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,100 You know, I wouldn't worry about it, Vi. 222 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,210 I mean, have any of your dreams ever come true? 223 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,300 No. 224 00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,640 I know most people think you're just quirky or weird, Odd... 225 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,730 except Stormy who thinks angels fly out of your butt. 226 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,480 But I know there's more to it. 227 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,030 You have a secret. 228 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,990 You're either a clairvoyant... 229 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,280 a psychic, a seer, a soothsayer, or something. 230 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,530 Or you got yourself some juice with a higher power. 231 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,410 And I need to know. 232 00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,320 Tell me the truth now, Odd. 233 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,230 Do you see death in me? 234 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,960 No. No, all I see is my own insensitivity... 235 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:50,410 and a long, happy life for you, okay? 236 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:58,010 Hey, Vi, the the dead guy in your dream, what was he wearing? 237 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,720 Wearing? I don't know. 238 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,980 Oh! Wait. Yeah... 239 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:07,510 a red and black shirt with black bowling balls on it. 240 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,320 One of my stranger abilities is that when I need to find someone... 241 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,870 like right now, the creepy guy in the diner, 242 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:23,870 I can randomly wander around, and pretty quickly, I'll run into him. 243 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,280 This is a talent for which I have no name. 244 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,500 Stormy calls it psychic magnetism. 245 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,100 Super Summer Sale. 246 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:35,020 That's Tom Jedd. He was my little league coach. 247 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:39,220 Been hanging around Tire World for years, although I don't know why. 248 00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:41,600 His death was not caused by a defective tire. 249 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:45,350 Such a beautiful girl- 250 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:54,860 There is something about a dead man trying to get a laugh... 251 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,940 that just bugs me. 252 00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:01,330 Perhaps because it suggests that even in death... 253 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,250 we still have a pathetic need to be liked. 254 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:08,830 As well as the ever-present ability to humiliate ourselves. 255 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,210 Where are you? 256 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,050 Where are you? 257 00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:21,760 MANAGER Stormy. 258 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:31,030 When I finally have my own shop, no stupid uniforms. 259 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,530 I think you look adorable. 260 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,480 Adorable? Really? 261 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,400 Puppies are adorable. 262 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,270 Why are you here so early? You missing me? 263 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,080 Always. But I'm here looking for a guy. 264 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:44,880 A creepy guy. 265 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,670 Well, with you, there can be no other kind. 266 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:52,200 My psychic magnetism brought me here. 267 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:01,810 - That guy? - That guy. 268 00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,190 You are better than a bloodhound. 269 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,440 What is that thing on his head? 270 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,450 Hair. 271 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,440 It looks like a yellow yarmulke. 272 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,080 No, it's hair. 273 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,460 Any of those bodachs with him? 274 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,820 More than I've ever seen before. 275 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,280 You're not shivering 'cause of cold ice cream, are you? 276 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,400 I'm gonna see what this guy's up to. 277 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,590 - Stormy, wait, wait. - You, sit. 278 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,470 You think those fish are up to something? 279 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,230 All fish do are eat, excrete, and fornicate all in the same water. 280 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,660 Fish are disgusting. 281 00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:49,820 Oh, I never thought so till now. 282 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,700 Your creepy friend is buying two gallons of the summer special. 283 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:54,120 Are the flavors significant? 284 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,650 That's your department. I'm just reporting in. 285 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,100 Cherry chocolate coconut chunk? 286 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,210 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk. 287 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:05,710 I didn't realize the grammar was so rigid in the ice-cream business. 288 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,080 Well, now you know. 289 00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,130 This is bad for business. 290 00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:16,540 Why? No one can see em but me. 291 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:21,720 Well, how could a bunch of slithering, evil spirits... 292 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,970 and guy who look like fungus be good for business? 293 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,100 Fungus Man scares me. Can't you forget him? 294 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,410 I have a gift. 295 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,740 It wouldn't have been given to me if I wasn't supposed to use it. 296 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,820 - Maybe it's not a gift. - It's a gift. 297 00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:35,030 I still got the box it came in. 298 00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:36,080 Here. Take my keys. 299 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,240 And please show up for dinner alive... 300 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,360 because, remember, I can't see the dead. 301 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,940 If someone is going to cause extreme violence... 302 00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:23,770 especially on a massive scale, which this is starting to look like... 303 00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:28,520 bodachs will not leave him until the last ounce of blood has been spilled. 304 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:33,100 But they lost interest in Fungus Man. 305 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,100 Winstons, Camels, and Marlboros. 306 00:22:14,940 --> 00:22:17,820 Fungus Man has friends. 307 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,650 Oh, now would be a good time to run. 308 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:29,740 Bodachs. 309 00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:12,150 - Hey. - Loop me in, odd one. 310 00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:16,410 I think I just achieved a personal best in the "jump and gasp" event. 311 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,300 Don't be such a scaredy-cat. 312 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:20,130 I found a gateway to hell. 313 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,710 I'm walking back to it right now. 314 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:24,540 Most people would have the good sense to run away from it. 315 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:27,990 - Well, I'm not like most people. - Not in the least. 316 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,340 It's gone now. 317 00:26:38,510 --> 00:26:39,650 Or hidden. 318 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,800 So, is Fungus Bob a man or something new in the neighborhood? 319 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:44,760 I don't know. 320 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:49,120 This place looks like some kind of shrine. 321 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,070 Theodore Kaczynski Arrested and... 322 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,030 Bundy Claims... Police Believe The Number To Be... 323 00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:52,450 Cannibal Killer. 324 00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:55,950 Shrine of guys that like to make belts out of women's nipples. 325 00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:57,190 What? 326 00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:00,950 Who is this guy? 327 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,830 His real name is Robert Robertson. 328 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:08,640 Well, hello Fungus Bob. 329 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,170 Did you check the refrigerator for any severed heads? 330 00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:12,890 No, I didn't open his refrigerator. 331 00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,340 Where else would you expect to find severed heads? 332 00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:17,220 I wasn't looking for any. 333 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:21,440 Stormy, Stormy, someone's here. I got to go. 334 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,530 We don't know what this guy's planning to do yet. 335 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,050 You know what? Let me ask him to wait outside until I'm finished. 336 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:30,140 I can feel that. 337 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,370 Wait a minute. What's today's date? 338 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,670 August 14th. 339 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:38,990 The page to August 15th is torn out of his calendar. 340 00:27:39,030 --> 00:27:41,200 That's tomorrow. What happens tomorrow? 341 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,170 - Hold on. Hold on. - Get out of there, Oddie. 342 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,960 Maybe he has a file on himself, you know? 343 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,720 Unsolved murders and atrocities. 344 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,040 Chief and I could figure out a way to entrap him. 345 00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:56,850 So, what's in it? Is he a mass murderer? 346 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,180 No. 347 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,320 But I think he wants to be. 348 00:28:02,350 --> 00:28:06,020 Hey, Bob! Robert, where the hell are you? 349 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,720 I want my gun back! 350 00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:16,020 Oh, shit. Damn dogs. 351 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,000 Shut up, you hear me? 352 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:26,010 Shut up you damn dogs! 353 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,250 One of these days, bang! You hear me? 354 00:28:35,930 --> 00:28:38,560 Wyatt is out back here burning some perfectly good steaks. 355 00:28:38,590 --> 00:28:39,680 Thanks, Karla. 356 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,900 Chief. 357 00:28:40,930 --> 00:28:43,980 Odd, I hope you haven't come here to dampen my evening. 358 00:28:44,010 --> 00:28:45,400 I share your hope, sir. 359 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,000 Been communing with the dead? 360 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,950 It's not about who's dead, sir. 361 00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:50,860 It's about who soon might be. 362 00:28:53,450 --> 00:28:55,290 We call him Fungus Bob. 363 00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:58,450 Yeah, I saw him enter the grill, but he didn't strike me as suspicious. 364 00:28:58,490 --> 00:29:00,630 Just unfortunate. 365 00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:03,880 Oh, you don't have the advantage of seeing his fan club, sir. 366 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:07,300 I guarantee you hell on earth is coming to Pico Mundo. 367 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:10,720 You know sometimes you expect me to walk a dangerously narrow line. 368 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:14,090 That's just because I've got such great respect for your balance, sir. 369 00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:16,780 Son that sounds perilously close to being bullshit. 370 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:19,430 There's a little bit of bullshit in it. A little. 371 00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:21,480 But it's mostly sincere. 372 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,920 Odd this is one of our newer officers... 373 00:29:23,950 --> 00:29:26,320 - Bern Eckles. - Oh, hi. We met yesterday. 374 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,950 Good collar, that Harlo character. 375 00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:29,860 I can't believe I once dated that perv. 376 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:31,160 And of course you know Lysette. 377 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,700 Bern, I want you to do a little DMV check on.. 378 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,990 this guy Odd was telling me about. 379 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,960 I think Officer Eckles is a little worried 380 00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:41,090 I might try to hook up with you. 381 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,790 Karla and the chief are trying to set us up... 382 00:29:42,830 --> 00:29:44,670 him being new to the force and all. 383 00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:48,630 It's like cleaning fluid with sugar in it. 384 00:29:48,670 --> 00:29:50,350 Which reminds me, how's your dad? 385 00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:54,350 He's selling pieces of the moon online, vacation home sites. 386 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:55,270 Is that legal? 387 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,810 He certainly doesn't guarantee the quality of the air. 388 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,100 And how's it going with Bronwen? 389 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:01,640 She prefers "Stormy." 390 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,020 Who wouldn't? 391 00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:05,910 Did you used to play piano? 392 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:08,320 I did, yeah, for years. How'd you know that? 393 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:10,610 'Cause you have really beautiful hands. 394 00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:12,190 I bet you play like a dream. 395 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:17,490 You know Odd, you're a strange one. 396 00:30:17,530 --> 00:30:20,210 Yeah, I can't disagree with that. 397 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,000 Bit of an oddball. 398 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,920 That was my nickname all through high school. 399 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:26,650 But you do have your charms. 400 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,300 That's what Stormy says. 401 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:29,970 Personally, I find it rather dubious. 402 00:30:30,010 --> 00:30:33,140 You know, if you ever decide to give cooking lessons... 403 00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:34,770 you should give me a call. 404 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,400 I bet you really know how to whisk. 405 00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:39,930 Sure, yeah, with scrambled eggs and stuff. 406 00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:42,660 But, pancakes, you really, you got to fold em. 407 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:45,360 But, mostly, I just fry, fry, fry, you know? 408 00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:47,230 Hey, Odd. We got to talk. 409 00:30:48,690 --> 00:30:51,040 Robertson moved here five months ago. 410 00:30:51,070 --> 00:30:53,740 Before that, he was living with his mother. 411 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:56,450 Inherited a shitload when she died last year. 412 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,120 Clean record, though. Not even a speeding ticket. 413 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,050 How'd his mother die? 414 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,860 Officer Eckles is checking on that right now. 415 00:31:03,890 --> 00:31:06,630 But otherwise, I got squat on your Fungus Bob. 416 00:31:06,670 --> 00:31:07,510 I can't hold him. 417 00:31:07,550 --> 00:31:11,300 All right, well, you do agree that he's strange and suspicious, right? 418 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:14,220 If strange and suspicious were enough to put someone in jail... 419 00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:16,100 you'd already be there. 420 00:31:17,470 --> 00:31:18,770 You're gonna watch him right? 421 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,030 Only because you're never wrong, 422 00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:22,270 I'll put on a tail on him and watch his house. 423 00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:24,980 You go and have your dinner with Stormy. 424 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:25,870 She's the one. 425 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:28,050 You are one smooth operator, Odd. 426 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,190 She must love to hear you say that. 427 00:31:30,610 --> 00:31:32,160 I love to hear me say it. 428 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,460 You better not be hauling any dead guys on my scooter. 429 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,420 - Dead don't ride scooters. - Just saying. 430 00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:50,220 I'd have to scrub the seat for hours. 431 00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,930 Destroying the pleather. 432 00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:54,890 I see you left your hormone spigot running, griddle boy. 433 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,100 Crank it shut. This is a church. 434 00:32:00,310 --> 00:32:01,770 I know it's a church. 435 00:32:01,810 --> 00:32:03,200 I have a brain, you know. 436 00:32:03,230 --> 00:32:04,820 You know why I call you Pooh Bear? 437 00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:06,120 Because I'm so cuddly. 438 00:32:06,150 --> 00:32:08,560 Because his head is full of stuffin' 439 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:14,880 Now listen to me, odd one. 440 00:32:14,910 --> 00:32:16,910 I don't want you going back to that creepy room again. 441 00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:18,840 It doesn't exist anymore. 442 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,670 Well, don't go looking for it hoping it'll come back. 443 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:22,720 - Never crossed my mind. - Yes, it did. 444 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:25,360 - Yes, it did. - It is a gate to the underworld... 445 00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:27,930 and you are forbidden by me to ever play in it again. 446 00:32:27,970 --> 00:32:30,550 It's hard enough living with a guy who helps dead people without having to 447 00:32:30,590 --> 00:32:33,260 trek all the way down to hell to pull his ass out of the fire. 448 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,270 Since when are we living together? 449 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,150 We will be. 450 00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:38,690 Oh, I guess I didn't think "Let's put a pin in it" meant "Yes." 451 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,190 You have to learn to listen with more than just your ears. 452 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,890 Stormy, what body part am I supposed to listen with? 453 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:47,570 Right. My heart. I'm supposed to listen with my heart. 454 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,790 Listen with my heart. 455 00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:54,030 I will do something big to improve our financial situation. 456 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:55,960 - Your idea about selling car tires? - Bigger. 457 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,290 And what, from your perspective, is bigger than tires? 458 00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,310 - Shoes. - Shoes? 459 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:00,260 Yeah, think about it. 460 00:33:00,290 --> 00:33:02,940 A family of 5 might have 2 cars but they have 10 feet. 461 00:33:02,970 --> 00:33:05,550 Not only that, but they need different kinds of shoes. 462 00:33:05,590 --> 00:33:07,880 Dress shoes, winkle pickers, high-tops, low-tops, running shoes- 463 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,970 But not you. You have 5 pairs of the same sneakers. 464 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,170 - Like I said. - You're not like most people. 465 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:15,300 Not in the least. 466 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,190 Do you want crackers with your cheese? 467 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:26,410 We have a problem. 468 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,110 Crackers aren't a problem, just a choice. 469 00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:28,910 - Come on. - What? 470 00:33:28,950 --> 00:33:30,820 - Come on! It's Fungus Bob! - What! 471 00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:33,950 He followed me. I don't know how. 472 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,420 Shit! Come on! Come on! 473 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:40,090 - It's him? You're sure? - Sure, I'm sure! 474 00:33:40,130 --> 00:33:42,630 You don't think the two of us could kick his ass? 475 00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:44,170 Not this guy. 476 00:34:06,070 --> 00:34:07,530 - Come on! - The sacristy! 477 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,150 The back door. Come on. Come on. 478 00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:17,210 Wait! Wait. Come here. 479 00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:19,950 We're heading towards danger, not away from it. I can feel it. 480 00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:24,210 It's like he's everywhere. He's in front of us. He's behind us. 481 00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:26,720 Come on. Let's go back the way we came. 482 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,670 - Let's call the cops. - No time. 483 00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:30,590 I have a better plan. You stay here. 484 00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:32,580 I'm gonna run over there and open the door. 485 00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:34,140 If he doesn't lunge through, you run that way. 486 00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:36,270 If, however, he does lunge through, 487 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,390 you run this way and I'll try to follow you. 488 00:34:38,430 --> 00:34:39,930 Some plan, odd one. 489 00:34:39,970 --> 00:34:41,430 It's the best I've got. 490 00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:43,400 Full of stuffin'. 491 00:34:57,580 --> 00:35:00,290 Does that mean "Get on with it" or "Up yours"? 492 00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:01,750 Unbelievable. 493 00:35:02,290 --> 00:35:03,330 Right. 494 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:41,910 Come on! Come on! 495 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:57,940 Chief, it's Stormy. 496 00:35:57,980 --> 00:36:00,690 I'm sorry to drop in on date night, but here's Odd. 497 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,370 Sir, if you send a car real quick to St. Bart's... 498 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,110 you may be able to catch Robertson trashing the sacristy... 499 00:36:06,150 --> 00:36:07,330 or even the whole church. 500 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,410 What was he doing vandalizing St. Bart's? 501 00:36:09,450 --> 00:36:11,950 He was trying to catch me and Stormy in the belfry. 502 00:36:11,990 --> 00:36:13,910 What were you and Stormy doing in the belfry? 503 00:36:13,950 --> 00:36:16,080 Well, we were having a picnic, sir. 504 00:36:16,110 --> 00:36:18,210 I'm sure that makes sense to you. 505 00:36:20,790 --> 00:36:24,290 My guy at Robertsons house said he still hasn't been home yet. 506 00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:27,790 Yeah, because apparently Bob's been too busy following me. 507 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,730 Oh, one second. 508 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,060 - Where are you going? - To get some food. 509 00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:34,350 How can you think of dinner right now? 510 00:36:34,390 --> 00:36:36,190 Because I'm hungry. 511 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:39,140 Look, Odd. Vandalism, big deal. 512 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,060 I thought you said this guy was gonna bring on the apocalypse. 513 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:46,560 Yes, sir, on August 15th, which is less than 3 hours away. 514 00:36:46,650 --> 00:36:49,770 Trust me, that is the day that Pico Mundo will never forget. 515 00:36:52,490 --> 00:36:53,920 Lyle! 516 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,100 Oh. Hi, Odd. Hi Stormy. 517 00:36:56,140 --> 00:36:58,250 - Hi, Ozzie. - Hey, Oz. 518 00:36:58,290 --> 00:36:59,710 Odd. 519 00:37:01,250 --> 00:37:02,210 - I'll be right back. - Lyle, you know that 520 00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:04,080 I know guys who know guys, right? Right. - Right. 521 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,010 So if you guys don't stop messing up my takeout orders.. 522 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,760 you're the one that's gonna get taken out. Get it? 523 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,770 - Got it. - Good. 524 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,890 Oz, Oz, watch your blood pressure. 525 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,520 My blood-Hey, Odd... 526 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,350 my blood has got cholesterol molecules 527 00:37:15,390 --> 00:37:16,650 the size of marshmallows in it... 528 00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:19,110 and if it wasn't for a little righteous outrage every now and again 529 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:21,180 my arteries would completely collapse. 530 00:37:23,570 --> 00:37:27,110 I finished that trinket you asked for. 531 00:37:27,150 --> 00:37:29,110 Perfect. 532 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:34,800 Wow, Oz, what exactly is this? 533 00:37:34,830 --> 00:37:38,500 It's a steel heart 6 inches in diameter, like you said. 534 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:39,930 No, I said... 535 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,590 "A piece of steel 6 inches in diameter to go over a heart." 536 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:46,090 Well, man, I embellished, you know? 537 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:47,640 I get in the moment. 538 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,260 I mean, why would Stormy wanna wear that? 539 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,110 It's not for Stormy. 540 00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:55,390 I keep having this image of a... 541 00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,970 a bullet going through a heart. 542 00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:05,060 It's perfect. Thank you. 543 00:38:09,030 --> 00:38:10,060 Hey, Chief. 544 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,620 - This place is trashed. - Yeah, it was Bob Robertson, sir. 545 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,470 I'm sure you're right. You always are. 546 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,710 But he was long gone. Didn't leave a single print. 547 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,010 Even the chalices were spotless. 548 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:23,930 Weird, huh? 549 00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:27,590 I'll give my psychic magnetism a try to see if I can find him again. 550 00:38:27,630 --> 00:38:28,940 Take Stormy home first. 551 00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:30,850 - Like hell he will! - I heard that. 552 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,960 He heard that. 553 00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:34,860 Chief, you know I love Oddie desperately... 554 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:39,060 so madly I would cut off my hand if that made any sense as proof of love. 555 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:41,070 And now I find out there's a guy trying to kill him. 556 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,360 No one was trying to kill me, Stormy. 557 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,620 What, you think he was hitting on you? 558 00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:48,990 You know, this is the craziest conversation I've ever had. 559 00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:51,490 Odd you're a fountain of crazy conversations. 560 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:52,820 A geyser. 561 00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:57,960 Time feels like a powerful black wave... 562 00:38:57,990 --> 00:39:01,080 that wishes to crash down and engulf us. 563 00:39:02,010 --> 00:39:04,500 I must run faster. 564 00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:17,460 Why did I drive here? 565 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:22,330 Oh, my God. Oddie, your nightmare... 566 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,160 the slaughter of the bowling alley people, is it happening here tonight? 567 00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:26,690 - Now? - No. 568 00:39:26,690 --> 00:39:26,730 The employees here wear green and gold shirts. - Now? - No. 569 00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:28,170 No, no, I checked this place. The employees here wear green and gold shirts. 570 00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:28,860 The employees here wear green and gold shirts. 571 00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:30,490 - So? - So, in my dreams, 572 00:39:30,530 --> 00:39:34,190 the victims wear red-and-black shirts with little black nbowling balls on em. 573 00:39:37,330 --> 00:39:39,710 And I don't see Fungus Bob's car anywhere. 574 00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:41,500 You think the slaughter of the bowling alley people 575 00:39:41,530 --> 00:39:42,870 and Fungus Bob are connected? 576 00:39:42,910 --> 00:39:44,200 Yeah. 577 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,330 Yeah, yeah, I know they are. 578 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,070 They got new uniforms. 579 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,290 Don't you dare. 580 00:40:25,710 --> 00:40:27,580 Oh, Wyatt. 581 00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:32,380 You said that whatever was gonna happen wouldn't happen until tomorrow. 582 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:34,690 - Yes, sir, but you see- - I still got an hour. 583 00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:36,970 I know, sir. I just want to keep you up to date. 584 00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:38,600 I think there's a good chance that 585 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,780 Bob Robertson might come to Green Moon Alley... 586 00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:42,930 to do a little more than just hook some balls. 587 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,450 Maybe you wanna send a guy out here to, you know, keep an eye out? 588 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,580 Any of those bodarch things around? 589 00:40:57,620 --> 00:41:01,780 Bodachs. No, sir, but they will show up when he does. 590 00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:04,620 Yeah-yeah. All right. I'll send a guy right over. 591 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,170 Something doesn't feel right. 592 00:41:08,590 --> 00:41:10,010 Something's wrong. 593 00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:11,610 Are you nuts? Everything's wrong. 594 00:41:11,650 --> 00:41:13,140 There's going to be a massacre... 595 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:15,160 and I'll bet you it's going to happen here. 596 00:41:15,190 --> 00:41:17,100 No, all we know is it's the same uniforms, 597 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,640 so it's the same group of people getting killed. 598 00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:22,140 But tomorrow, any of them could be anywhere. 599 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:28,190 God, I'm missing something. I'm missing a piece of the puzzle. 600 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,980 I need to see Viola. 601 00:41:35,990 --> 00:41:37,150 Evening! 602 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,370 - Odd Thomas, right? - Yeah. 603 00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:41,640 Miss Lewellyn. 604 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,840 The chief sent me. 605 00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:45,500 So you know this guy, right? 606 00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:49,550 I've seen him a couple times today but no, I don't know him. 607 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,590 Yeah, chief says, If you see him reach for his pocket 608 00:41:52,630 --> 00:41:54,470 he's probably not going for a breath mint. 609 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,850 - Wise words from a wise man. - Yeah. 610 00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:01,010 So what exactly makes this guy so suspicious and dangerous? 611 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,060 He came into the grill for lunch today. 612 00:42:05,110 --> 00:42:07,390 That's it? You served him lunch? 613 00:42:07,430 --> 00:42:09,680 - He was weird. - How weird? 614 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:10,790 He had weird friends. 615 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:12,280 - He has friends? - Weird ones. 616 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,660 How weird? 617 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,530 Very weird. 618 00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:22,920 And a couple hours ago, he got very aggressive with me. 619 00:42:22,950 --> 00:42:24,880 Wait. A couple hours ago, 620 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:28,330 this guy, Bob Robertson got aggressive with you? 621 00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:31,680 Look, the creep made a pass at me and Odd told him to back off... 622 00:42:31,710 --> 00:42:34,510 and the creep got, you know, creepy. 623 00:42:35,350 --> 00:42:36,590 Creepy. 624 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,890 Hey, Simon, I've been dying to know what this tattoo means. 625 00:42:41,930 --> 00:42:43,550 Do you mind? 626 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,310 Well, Stormy... 627 00:42:47,530 --> 00:42:49,780 when I was a teenager, I was a mess. 628 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:52,800 If it wasn't for the police academy and the good Lord. 629 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,780 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity... 630 00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:57,740 that I'd rather not say the meaning of. 631 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,870 Well, what a gentleman you are. 632 00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:04,830 Nighty-night, Simon. 633 00:43:05,590 --> 00:43:06,830 Night. 634 00:43:10,470 --> 00:43:12,020 You manipulate me like that? 635 00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:14,640 Good heavens odd one, I manipulate you every day. 636 00:43:14,670 --> 00:43:15,980 - You do? - Yes. 637 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:18,930 Gently, of course, and with great affection and you always like it. 638 00:43:18,970 --> 00:43:20,180 Oh, I do? 639 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,860 You are so adorable. 640 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:25,030 - I'm not adorable. - Oh, please. 641 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,780 Puppies, puppies, little puppies, are adorable. 642 00:43:27,810 --> 00:43:31,940 You and puppies, totally adorable. 643 00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:36,860 I had a feeling I'd see you tonight. 644 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,790 - It's about my dream, isn't it? - You said you were shot. 645 00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:43,590 My skull was all whacked, my eyeball swollen. 646 00:43:43,630 --> 00:43:46,190 You know dreams have nothing to do with the real future, Vi. 647 00:43:46,230 --> 00:43:48,760 We've already been over that territory, but here you are. 648 00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:50,420 Where are you in your dream? 649 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,340 No place. A dream place. Fuzzy. 650 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,840 Are you planning on going bowling? 651 00:43:56,260 --> 00:43:58,290 Bowling? Did you hit your head? 652 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,280 What are your plans tomorrow? 653 00:44:00,310 --> 00:44:03,600 Levanna's birthday is Sunday, but tips are real good on a Sunday 654 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,900 so I was gonna work it and celebrate her birthday tomorrow instead. 655 00:44:07,530 --> 00:44:10,450 A lot of people died in that dream of yours, huh Odd? 656 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,690 Yeah, they did. 657 00:44:12,530 --> 00:44:14,190 Your dreams ever come true? 658 00:44:14,490 --> 00:44:16,070 Sometimes. 659 00:44:17,330 --> 00:44:18,570 I thought so. 660 00:44:20,540 --> 00:44:22,200 Close your eyes, Vi. 661 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:36,590 In your dream what do you see? 662 00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:39,850 - What do you hear? - All right. 663 00:44:40,770 --> 00:44:43,060 I'm running. 664 00:44:43,690 --> 00:44:47,850 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights with... 665 00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:50,490 old-fashioned kiddie music. 666 00:44:53,070 --> 00:44:56,530 And then I hear a big crowd, a roaring one. 667 00:44:57,580 --> 00:44:59,500 Like in a big football stadium. 668 00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:02,580 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water. 669 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,290 How do you die? 670 00:45:06,130 --> 00:45:09,550 It's like someone hit me with a baseball bat, quick, like twice. 671 00:45:10,090 --> 00:45:12,800 I scream and fall to my hands and knees. 672 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,530 My hands slip, slippery. 673 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,220 What are you slipping on? 674 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,520 Oh, God. Blood. There's blood everywhere. 675 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,400 What's under the blood, under your hands? 676 00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:24,330 A floor, grass, concrete? 677 00:45:24,370 --> 00:45:26,230 I'm staring at the dead man. 678 00:45:28,650 --> 00:45:31,570 Do you know him? Do you recognize him? 679 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,080 Oh, dear Lord, Odd. So many dead bodies. 680 00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:43,120 Odd, you have to stop this from happening. 681 00:45:47,630 --> 00:45:49,650 Oh, Odd, is there any hope this could pass? 682 00:45:49,690 --> 00:45:51,680 If you listen to Oddie, you'll be just fine. 683 00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:52,710 No. 684 00:45:53,970 --> 00:45:57,370 Fate is not a straight road. There are many forks in it. 685 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,760 You have the free will to choose which one you take, but... 686 00:46:01,190 --> 00:46:02,610 sometimes it will bend around... 687 00:46:02,650 --> 00:46:06,060 and bring you straight back to that same stubborn fate. 688 00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,600 I just wanna check on the girls. 689 00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:16,830 They're so beautiful, Viola. 690 00:46:17,540 --> 00:46:19,420 And they're such good girls. 691 00:46:19,450 --> 00:46:21,270 They're lucky to have you. 692 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,080 That's what everyone says. 693 00:46:51,530 --> 00:46:52,700 Odd? 694 00:46:53,950 --> 00:46:56,240 - Anything wrong? - No. 695 00:46:56,660 --> 00:47:00,630 No, no, no. I just wanted to make sure the girls were safe. 696 00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:02,760 And with the bars on the windows 697 00:47:02,790 --> 00:47:05,630 I taught them how to work the emergency release myself. 698 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:24,270 Well, looks like everything's a-okay in here. 699 00:47:26,150 --> 00:47:28,090 Step one, do not stay here. 700 00:47:28,130 --> 00:47:30,000 I'll go to my grandma's. 701 00:47:30,030 --> 00:47:31,180 Don't tell your grandma you're coming. 702 00:47:31,210 --> 00:47:32,330 Don't tell the girls where you're going. 703 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,160 I don't want you overheard. 704 00:47:34,190 --> 00:47:35,920 - By who? - By anyone. 705 00:47:35,950 --> 00:47:38,580 Or anything. Just go with it. 706 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,490 Step two is don't go bowling if for some reason you get the itch. 707 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,760 I can't believe we're leaving those horrid things... 708 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,560 hovering around those sweet girls. 709 00:47:52,590 --> 00:47:53,440 They won't hurt em. 710 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:55,560 They just want to smell em before they die. 711 00:47:55,590 --> 00:47:56,690 God. 712 00:47:56,730 --> 00:47:59,940 Look, Stormy, there's nothing I can do about bodachs, okay? 713 00:47:59,970 --> 00:48:01,780 And right now I wouldn't even if I could. 714 00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:05,070 I need em to help me see the danger coming so I can maybe prevent it. 715 00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:07,990 And when they eventually find out that you can see them? 716 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,500 Oddie, will you ever leave here? 717 00:48:14,540 --> 00:48:17,870 Well, I sure hope I don't end up like Tom Jedd hanging out at Tire World. 718 00:48:17,910 --> 00:48:19,870 I meant while you're alive. 719 00:48:22,670 --> 00:48:25,130 Hey. Hey, Stormy. 720 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,590 Hey, hey. Look, look. 721 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,060 Look, Stormy, if you want us to go, I'll go. 722 00:48:32,090 --> 00:48:33,510 It's not that. It's- 723 00:48:34,890 --> 00:48:37,050 I am just so scared for you, Oddie. 724 00:48:37,390 --> 00:48:40,810 So scared, ever since I saw that creep Fungus Bob. 725 00:48:42,270 --> 00:48:43,730 I'm sorry. I just- 726 00:48:45,110 --> 00:48:46,850 I love you so much. 727 00:48:51,870 --> 00:48:53,290 My Pooh Bear. 728 00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:56,580 I promise you on the other side of tomorrow... 729 00:48:56,620 --> 00:49:00,200 I will have all my stuffing intact. 730 00:49:05,130 --> 00:49:06,790 That must be for you. 731 00:49:53,930 --> 00:49:55,260 Oh, God! 732 00:49:56,310 --> 00:49:59,710 I heard the scream. She ran across my yard. 733 00:49:59,740 --> 00:50:03,110 I saw the dogs following her. I grabbed my gun. 734 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,700 I shot the dogs. 735 00:50:05,730 --> 00:50:07,070 It's on. 736 00:50:09,570 --> 00:50:12,280 All right. Here's what we know. 737 00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:18,000 Lysette left my barbecue with Officer Eckles at around 7:45. 738 00:50:18,030 --> 00:50:20,680 He dropped her off at home clocked in at 8:00, 739 00:50:20,710 --> 00:50:23,420 and was manning the front desk when he got the call. 740 00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:26,850 So somewhere between 8:00 and midnight, 741 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,490 Lysette was whacked in the eye and then tied up 742 00:50:29,530 --> 00:50:32,100 and gagged and hauled all the way the hell out here 743 00:50:32,130 --> 00:50:34,570 and had two Rottweilers sicked on her. 744 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,310 Hey, Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs? 745 00:50:37,350 --> 00:50:38,950 His name's Kevin Goss. 746 00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:41,030 He was teaching a class from 6:00 to 10:00... 747 00:50:41,070 --> 00:50:43,860 then he went to Starbucks till they closed at midnight. 748 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,270 He got home about two minutes too late. 749 00:50:46,570 --> 00:50:50,450 Sir? I've actually seen those Rottweilers before. 750 00:50:50,490 --> 00:50:52,320 They belong to Bob Robertson. 751 00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:56,910 All right! 752 00:50:57,330 --> 00:51:00,670 I want an A. P. B. put out on this guy now! 753 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:01,970 - Find him! - Yes, sir. 754 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,050 Simon, I want you to go back over to Robertson's house. 755 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,720 I'll have a search warrant in the morning 756 00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:07,930 as soon as the courthouse opens. 757 00:51:07,970 --> 00:51:11,720 Sir, no offense, but I wasted most of the day staking out that house. 758 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,480 Then I went to the bowling alley and stayed there until they closed. 759 00:51:15,510 --> 00:51:16,810 Nothing happened. 760 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,060 Nobody showed. It was a complete waste of my time. 761 00:51:20,690 --> 00:51:25,690 Sir, are we sure this Robertson character isn't just a wild goose chase? 762 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,200 Exactly where were you between the hours of 8:00 and 10:00? 763 00:51:28,230 --> 00:51:31,950 - He was with me the whole time. - Just ease up. 764 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:35,290 Now go check the house again and ask around about the dogs. 765 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:36,620 Yes, sir. 766 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:39,950 You two. 767 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,620 Home. 768 00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:43,420 Go, now! 769 00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:52,470 I think you should wear this. Try not to laugh. 770 00:52:00,730 --> 00:52:03,440 Oddie, you are not responsible for every death you can't prevent. 771 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:04,330 She died. 772 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,410 And if Fungus Bob was her killer, I was either slow or stupid. 773 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,500 Choose your weapon. 774 00:52:08,530 --> 00:52:10,290 Why would Fungus Bob kill Lysette? 775 00:52:10,330 --> 00:52:12,040 What's the connection? It makes no sense. 776 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:16,370 It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to satisfy some sick urge. 777 00:52:16,410 --> 00:52:18,250 Maybe he's warming up. 778 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,800 I think the chief just sent some detectives to protect you. 779 00:52:21,830 --> 00:52:23,540 I don't need protecting. 780 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:27,840 Actually I think it might just be surveillance. 781 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,100 Fungus Bob followed me to the church. 782 00:52:30,140 --> 00:52:32,730 I bet the chief is hoping he'll sniff me out again. 783 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,360 If the chief is using you as bait... 784 00:52:34,390 --> 00:52:37,510 he should at least ask if you mind having a hook in your ass. 785 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:46,690 Oh, man, I got to stay focused. 786 00:52:48,780 --> 00:52:51,700 Good. You keep an eye on my girl. 787 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:54,750 August 15th had begun. 788 00:52:55,170 --> 00:52:56,910 Time was running out. 789 00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:45,430 Hey, Bob. 790 00:53:46,550 --> 00:53:48,430 You're not planning on getting up, are ya? 791 00:53:52,310 --> 00:53:53,970 But if you're dead... 792 00:53:54,390 --> 00:53:56,890 who's gonna massacre Pico Mundo? 793 00:53:57,610 --> 00:54:00,640 Gun on the floor, dead guy in my tub. 794 00:54:01,150 --> 00:54:03,440 I know a setup when I see one. 795 00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:07,820 But if I call the police, the chief will have to arrest me... 796 00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:11,160 and I won't be able to stop the catastrophe from happening. 797 00:54:21,380 --> 00:54:23,010 Oh, my God! 798 00:54:23,050 --> 00:54:25,260 Oh, you are creeping me out. 799 00:54:39,730 --> 00:54:41,610 You're freezing cold, Bob. 800 00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:45,360 Your rigor mortis is way advanced. 801 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,610 You know... 802 00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:51,330 the chief said you didn't leave any fingerprints. 803 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,200 He didn't leave a single print. 804 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,290 And Stormy never actually saw you. 805 00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:00,500 - Come on! - What? 806 00:55:04,470 --> 00:55:06,490 Because you were already dead. 807 00:55:06,530 --> 00:55:08,480 And the whole time in the church, 808 00:55:08,510 --> 00:55:11,180 you were actually a pissed-off poltergeist. 809 00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:13,820 I think the last time I saw Fungus Bob alive... 810 00:55:13,850 --> 00:55:16,970 was when he left his house right before I broke into it. 811 00:55:18,230 --> 00:55:22,240 He's been haunting me ever since, blaming me for his death. 812 00:55:22,270 --> 00:55:26,240 Why he blames me or who the hell killed him is a little hazy. 813 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,970 If I'm caught, I'll either be arrested for murder 814 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,660 or rolling what looks like the biggest joint ever. 815 00:55:48,770 --> 00:55:50,760 It's just me, Rosalia! 816 00:56:03,990 --> 00:56:05,980 Damn it. 817 00:56:07,450 --> 00:56:09,820 Oh, give me a break. 818 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,990 It's just me, again, Rosalia. 819 00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:18,170 I'm gonna borrow your car again, okay? 820 00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:19,510 If I'm being framed, 821 00:56:19,550 --> 00:56:22,400 why the police have failed to arrive and arrest me... 822 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,250 or the murderer hasn't come to kill me, I do not know. 823 00:56:37,570 --> 00:56:41,070 All right, Bob, where can I put you to quietly decompose for a while... 824 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:44,570 before someone finds you and has a new love of Jesus scared into em? 825 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:04,980 Interesting story, Bob. 826 00:57:05,010 --> 00:57:07,930 After the federal government abandoned this prison... 827 00:57:07,970 --> 00:57:10,270 it went through a long series of owners. 828 00:57:10,310 --> 00:57:14,900 Rumor has it that at Von Zipper's Burgers the fries were delicious... 829 00:57:14,930 --> 00:57:18,350 and the free-soft-drink-refill policy was generously honored. 830 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,830 And yet, this fine dining establishment... 831 00:57:23,870 --> 00:57:28,660 never succeeded in winning over the family-dining crowd... 832 00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:32,200 which is so essential to any restaurant operation. 833 00:57:33,170 --> 00:57:35,300 Welcome to the gas chamber. 834 00:57:35,340 --> 00:57:37,000 A lot of people died in here, Bob. 835 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,670 You should feel right at home. 836 00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:57,650 Stormy's always joking about running off to Las Vegas and getting married. 837 00:57:57,690 --> 00:58:00,700 But I tell her Vegas is packed with dead people and bad guys... 838 00:58:00,730 --> 00:58:03,700 and I'd just end up fighting evil 24-7. 839 00:58:05,910 --> 00:58:07,990 I should have listened to her. 840 00:58:10,710 --> 00:58:11,820 Too many. 841 00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:14,950 Too many. 842 00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:37,780 The chief. 843 00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:39,150 I need the chief. 844 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,000 Dear Lord. 845 00:58:43,030 --> 00:58:46,570 If that's you again, Odd, we are going to have words! 846 00:58:58,260 --> 00:59:00,330 Oh, my God. 847 00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:10,240 No offense, Odd Thomas, but I can't think of anybody... 848 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,430 who could come in here right now and not get my back up. 849 00:59:12,730 --> 00:59:15,090 - So you think he knew the shooter? - Had to. 850 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,440 Which means it's probably somebody I know, too. 851 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,930 - How bad is he? - Bad. 852 00:59:21,490 --> 00:59:23,780 - Well, he's a fighter. - He better be. 853 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,220 - Hey, Bern. - Ma'am. 854 00:59:31,420 --> 00:59:33,990 - Hey. - Oh Oddie. 855 00:59:34,210 --> 00:59:37,260 Keep those reporters out of here. You, on that door. 856 00:59:37,290 --> 00:59:39,540 - Sorry, no press inside. - Comin through. 857 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,640 You saved his life, Oddie. 858 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,470 Where's this bullet? 859 00:59:47,980 --> 00:59:50,680 That's the one they're trying to dig out of him now. 860 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,430 Time is up. 861 00:59:56,650 --> 01:00:01,440 Pico Mundo is awakening to a horror that only I can stop. 862 01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:04,620 Lysette and Fungus Bob are dead. 863 01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:06,840 The chief is in the emergency room. 864 01:00:06,870 --> 01:00:09,790 There's hoards of bodachs swarming all over town. 865 01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:11,510 Whatever's coming is gonna be big. 866 01:00:11,540 --> 01:00:14,220 I'm scared, and I'm supposed to be fearless. 867 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:16,440 - Don't tell me to stay home today. - Please stay home today. 868 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,630 - I will if you stay home with me. - We've been through this. 869 01:00:18,670 --> 01:00:21,140 I have to do whatever I can to stop it. 870 01:00:21,170 --> 01:00:23,100 Is Viola going to be shot dead? 871 01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:25,430 You know I don't know that for sure. 872 01:00:25,850 --> 01:00:28,420 She's had it hard in life. She doesn't need this. 873 01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:31,440 Shot dead? Really? Who does need it? 874 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:34,070 Oh, I don't know why I try to reason with you. 875 01:00:34,100 --> 01:00:35,200 I always lose. 876 01:00:35,230 --> 01:00:37,260 You're a fabulous man of action, odd one. 877 01:00:37,290 --> 01:00:39,280 You don't need to be a good debater, too. 878 01:00:39,310 --> 01:00:41,040 Besides, you said yourself... 879 01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:43,780 any road I choose could lead me right back to the same fate. 880 01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:45,950 So, which is it? Do I have free will? 881 01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:47,610 Am I in God's hands? 882 01:00:48,460 --> 01:00:49,460 Or is it both? 883 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:51,790 Have I ever told you you've got a lot of issues? 884 01:00:51,830 --> 01:00:53,550 I'm a woman. We all have issues. 885 01:00:53,590 --> 01:00:56,650 It's what keeps us interesting, and you men interested. 886 01:00:56,690 --> 01:00:59,720 Oh, yeah? It's what makes us crazy and die younger. 887 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:00,960 Do you love me? 888 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,890 I love you more than life itself. 889 01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,720 See? It's working. 890 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,280 Don't look back. Don't look back. 891 01:01:15,310 --> 01:01:16,520 Give him strength. 892 01:01:20,490 --> 01:01:21,950 Knock, knock. 893 01:01:26,950 --> 01:01:29,740 I'm hoping Bob left a clue on his computer. 894 01:01:30,580 --> 01:01:32,990 Something to lead me to his partner... 895 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:37,470 to the person who was planning on killing 100s, 896 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,500 if not 1000s of people. 897 01:02:40,990 --> 01:02:42,000 Hey. 898 01:02:42,030 --> 01:02:43,790 Loop me in, odd one. Where are you? 899 01:02:43,820 --> 01:02:45,680 I'm walking towards the fridge. 900 01:02:45,710 --> 01:02:47,530 Yours, mine, or Fungus Bob's? 901 01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,630 Don't "uh-huh" me. I told you... 902 01:02:50,670 --> 01:02:53,380 you are not allowed to go playing around in any more hell gates. 903 01:02:53,410 --> 01:02:54,960 Next! 904 01:02:55,260 --> 01:02:57,610 Oh, God. Cockroaches. 905 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,960 Always cockroaches. 906 01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:02,560 - Odd Thomas, did you hear me? - Which part? 907 01:03:02,590 --> 01:03:03,770 I can't believe you went back there. 908 01:03:03,810 --> 01:03:07,140 Every time you don't listen to me, you get yourself into trouble. 909 01:03:07,690 --> 01:03:11,020 - I wish I'd listened to you. - You get out of there right now. 910 01:03:11,310 --> 01:03:14,230 Right, right. Leaving. Leaving. 911 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,990 Never heard you make that sound before. Is everything okay? 912 01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:23,820 - Yeah. - What are you looking at? 913 01:03:25,410 --> 01:03:26,420 Fingers. 914 01:03:26,460 --> 01:03:29,040 Please say they're attached to someone's hand. 915 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,260 Sorry. 916 01:03:30,290 --> 01:03:31,510 Get out of there, Oddie. 917 01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:34,760 Someone has been buying a lot of Burke and Bailey's. 918 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,970 Yeah? Well, you tell whoever's buying it that our ice cream... 919 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,590 may be the best, but it'll still melt in hell. 920 01:03:41,470 --> 01:03:43,220 - I'm calling the police. - No. 921 01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:44,470 No. Wait. 922 01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:47,100 I'll leave here first. Then I'll call 'em. 923 01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:48,510 Be careful. 924 01:03:48,550 --> 01:03:49,890 Don't worry. 925 01:03:57,530 --> 01:03:58,770 Hey, Bob. 926 01:04:00,450 --> 01:04:03,210 I guess when I began to out you, word somehow spread... 927 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:08,670 and you became a liability to your partner and he had to kill you. 928 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,330 Sorry about that. 929 01:04:15,130 --> 01:04:19,840 I find it funny how I know more about dead people than dead people. 930 01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:20,940 This is our realm, Bob. 931 01:04:20,970 --> 01:04:24,010 You can't physically harm a living person. 932 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:30,140 But there is that. 933 01:04:40,490 --> 01:04:43,070 Your call cannot be completed as dialed. 934 01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:53,710 Gas. 935 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:26,200 I'm exhausted, I'm lost, and somewhere along the way... 936 01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:30,200 I missed an important clue that could take me home. 937 01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:37,010 The bullet through the heart. 938 01:05:47,230 --> 01:05:49,520 It wasn't about the chief. 939 01:06:11,630 --> 01:06:13,920 God. 940 01:06:38,410 --> 01:06:41,740 Enough already, Bob. Please. 941 01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:48,000 My three least favorite words. 942 01:06:48,330 --> 01:06:50,080 Some.. 943 01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:54,170 assembly... 944 01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:56,430 required. 945 01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:59,390 Simon, I've been dying to know what that tattoo means. 946 01:06:59,420 --> 01:07:02,590 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity. 947 01:07:04,690 --> 01:07:06,060 It's Varner. 948 01:07:06,770 --> 01:07:09,690 I once had a run-in with some devil worshipers. 949 01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:11,480 I should've known. 950 01:07:13,150 --> 01:07:16,870 P- O-D. Prince Of Darkness. 951 01:07:16,910 --> 01:07:19,790 No wonder Varner was suspicious when I told him... 952 01:07:19,830 --> 01:07:22,410 Fungus Bob had gotten aggressive with me an hour earlier. 953 01:07:22,450 --> 01:07:25,660 This guy Bob Robertson got aggressive with you? 954 01:07:25,870 --> 01:07:29,210 He had already killed Bob 5 or 6 hours before that. 955 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,760 And that police van protecting Stormy? 956 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,090 That must've been Varner waiting to follow me home... 957 01:07:34,130 --> 01:07:36,500 to bust me for Fungus Bob's murder. 958 01:07:36,540 --> 01:07:38,880 Or shoot me while resisting arrest. 959 01:07:43,390 --> 01:07:45,650 There were no bodachs around Varner. 960 01:07:45,690 --> 01:07:48,450 But I can still feel myself being drawn to him... 961 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:52,020 and to the place where he's about to commit mass murder. 962 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,370 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk. 963 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,950 Oh, God, no. 964 01:08:18,010 --> 01:08:19,890 Hey, Nell, I see what the problem is. 965 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:20,770 Stormy. 966 01:08:20,810 --> 01:08:23,730 You are eating and reading at the same time. 967 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,720 How about I eat and you read? 968 01:08:26,650 --> 01:08:30,100 No? Not so good? Okay, fine. 969 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:48,030 All right, Varner, where are you? 970 01:09:39,430 --> 01:09:42,550 Fungus Bob didn't just have one kill buddy. 971 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,740 He had two. 972 01:09:44,770 --> 01:09:48,820 One more, and they could buy group health insurance or form a rock band. 973 01:09:48,850 --> 01:09:50,700 Officer Eckles is checking that right now. 974 01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:53,580 I don't know what this Odd Thomas character knows... 975 01:09:53,610 --> 01:09:55,260 but I know that Robertson is stupid and careless... 976 01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:56,910 and he's gonna get us nailed if we don't do something. 977 01:09:56,950 --> 01:09:57,800 Relax. 978 01:09:57,830 --> 01:10:01,170 Did Robertson ever find those photos at the mall he misplaced? 979 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:05,660 I said, relax. I'll take care of him. 980 01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:19,630 Stalking someone at the mall, Bern? 981 01:10:20,270 --> 01:10:21,930 Robertson, that idiot. 982 01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:26,320 We got to make it look like an accident. 983 01:10:26,350 --> 01:10:28,460 Oh, it'll look like an accident all right. 984 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:30,570 When I find Robertson, I'm gonna kill him. 985 01:10:30,910 --> 01:10:33,070 Already been there, done that. 986 01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:42,250 Looks like their plan was to jump out at the end of the mall disaster 987 01:10:42,290 --> 01:10:44,870 like heroes responding to the call. 988 01:10:45,710 --> 01:10:49,550 But I never saw any bodachs around Eckles, either. 989 01:10:49,890 --> 01:10:53,890 The presence of the bodachs tipped me off to Fungus Bob... 990 01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:57,890 but not to his two co-conspirators, which now seems... 991 01:10:58,230 --> 01:10:59,740 intentional. 992 01:10:59,770 --> 01:11:03,930 As if the bodachs knew of my gift, as if they know I can see them. 993 01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:07,890 The bodachs have been manipulating me. 994 01:11:29,510 --> 01:11:31,470 I'm gonna finish you off, old man. 995 01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:37,280 Four. 996 01:11:37,310 --> 01:11:39,600 Well, that's just jiffy. 997 01:12:11,010 --> 01:12:14,130 This just so happens to be my very favorite book. 998 01:12:14,770 --> 01:12:16,930 The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz. 999 01:12:17,140 --> 01:12:22,480 Officer Varner Prince of Darkness, Officer Varner, Prince of Darkness. 1000 01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:33,740 Viola. 1001 01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:36,080 - Viola! What are you doing here? - Odd! Geez! 1002 01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:38,170 - You scared the- - What are you doing here? 1003 01:12:38,210 --> 01:12:40,150 We had to pick out a birthday present for Levanna. 1004 01:12:40,180 --> 01:12:42,640 And Nicolina wanted to get a card for her big sister. 1005 01:12:42,670 --> 01:12:45,090 Look, your dream, it's happening right here, right now. 1006 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:48,490 I thought in a big stadium or at the water park or a bowling alley. 1007 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:51,260 Ladies, I need you to take Viola and get her out of here, okay? 1008 01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:53,970 Come on. Come on, come on. Go on. 1009 01:12:55,230 --> 01:12:57,070 This made Dorothy so very angry... 1010 01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:59,400 that she picked up the bucket of water that stood near... 1011 01:12:59,430 --> 01:13:02,100 and dashed it all over the wicked witch. 1012 01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:05,520 And then the wicked witch said... 1013 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,020 "I'm melting! I'm melting!" 1014 01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:13,440 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights. 1015 01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:16,360 With old-fashioned kiddie music. 1016 01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:20,540 And then I hear a big crowd. 1017 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:26,170 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water. 1018 01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:31,300 Bye, Nell. 1019 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:32,960 Bye, Stormy. 1020 01:13:35,270 --> 01:13:37,150 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry! 1021 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:38,690 Move, move. Excuse me! 1022 01:14:27,070 --> 01:14:29,780 A gun! He's got a gun! 1023 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:26,420 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever. 1024 01:15:27,260 --> 01:15:31,210 Gypsy Mummy gave us a card that said so, for a single quarter... 1025 01:15:31,850 --> 01:15:34,340 what other couples couldn't buy at any price. 1026 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,060 No! 1027 01:16:03,970 --> 01:16:06,460 Get out of the way! Get off! 1028 01:17:09,330 --> 01:17:10,790 Hi. 1029 01:17:22,170 --> 01:17:23,500 Odd! 1030 01:17:31,140 --> 01:17:32,470 Odd! 1031 01:17:33,940 --> 01:17:35,510 It's not over. 1032 01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:43,310 It's not over. 1033 01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:46,570 It's not over. It's not over. 1034 01:17:49,490 --> 01:17:51,870 Hey Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs? 1035 01:17:51,910 --> 01:17:54,160 His names Kevin Goss. 1036 01:17:54,580 --> 01:17:56,460 One of these days, bang! 1037 01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:57,620 You hear me? 1038 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,320 He's got a gun! 1039 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:38,890 - Is this your truck? - I need a drill! 1040 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,740 Do you have a drill? I need to get this open! 1041 01:18:40,770 --> 01:18:42,520 - Who the hell are you? - I'm a cop. Now look! 1042 01:18:42,550 --> 01:18:44,640 You see that woman? Some maniacs just shot up the mall! 1043 01:18:44,670 --> 01:18:46,930 So either get with me, get behind me, or get out! 1044 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,510 I got a grinder! 1045 01:19:00,190 --> 01:19:02,690 Oh, my God. 1046 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:21,670 Everyone get the hell out of here! Get the hell out! 1047 01:19:21,710 --> 01:19:22,790 Now! 1048 01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:11,170 Hey! 1049 01:20:32,250 --> 01:20:33,490 Shit! 1050 01:20:43,220 --> 01:20:45,920 You really set yourself up, asshole! 1051 01:21:25,140 --> 01:21:27,840 It's cold in the desert. 1052 01:22:14,150 --> 01:22:17,480 I could tell my stuffing wasn't entirely intact. 1053 01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:19,410 He's awake. He's awake! 1054 01:22:19,450 --> 01:22:22,280 But it was nothing they couldn't stitch back together. 1055 01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:31,880 Karla told me that the chief had come through just fine... 1056 01:22:31,910 --> 01:22:34,550 and somehow managed to spin Fungus Bob's corpse... 1057 01:22:34,590 --> 01:22:38,200 into a bizarre cover story that kept my secret a secret. 1058 01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:45,400 An FBI expert on television said that 1059 01:22:45,430 --> 01:22:48,350 if you hadn't gotten those explosives out of there, 1060 01:22:48,390 --> 01:22:51,240 at least 500 or 600 people would've died, for sure. 1061 01:22:51,270 --> 01:22:55,220 They told me events at the Green Moon Mall had made headlines everywhere. 1062 01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,770 But I didn't want to read or see anything about it. 1063 01:23:00,450 --> 01:23:01,330 According to Eckles... 1064 01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:04,560 he and Varner started a satanic cult when they were teenagers. 1065 01:23:04,590 --> 01:23:07,750 One night, they killed a man and realized they enjoyed it. 1066 01:23:07,780 --> 01:23:09,050 So they kept at it, 1067 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:12,000 eventually joining the police force for better cover. 1068 01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:16,230 They met Robertson and Goss and came up with a plan... 1069 01:23:16,270 --> 01:23:19,420 to infiltrate a small town and then slowly kill it. 1070 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:32,320 Odd! Odd! Odd! 1071 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:34,850 Detail, present arms. 1072 01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:01,730 When I'm with you, 1073 01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:05,510 I don't have to worry about pancakes or poltergeists. 1074 01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:09,890 When I'm with you, I'm with my destiny. 1075 01:24:10,730 --> 01:24:14,350 Where you live, I flourish. 1076 01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,850 We ate food that wasn't healthy. 1077 01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:27,070 We drank too much... 1078 01:24:28,750 --> 01:24:30,410 and slept too much... 1079 01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:39,720 but could never kiss enough. 1080 01:24:40,430 --> 01:24:43,260 Everything was just as I wished. 1081 01:24:47,730 --> 01:24:51,890 - Yeah? - Odd, it's us. Open up. 1082 01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:55,820 - Hey, guys. - We have been calling you, Oddie. 1083 01:24:55,850 --> 01:24:58,120 I know. You know, I disconnected the phone... 1084 01:24:58,150 --> 01:25:00,450 because the reporters won't leave me and Stormy alone. 1085 01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:02,240 - Son. - Do you want some- 1086 01:25:04,740 --> 01:25:07,030 You've been here long enough. 1087 01:25:07,070 --> 01:25:09,320 We think it's time to stop. 1088 01:25:09,830 --> 01:25:14,740 Sweetheart, the coroner finally released her poor body. 1089 01:25:32,150 --> 01:25:33,940 A part of me knew... 1090 01:25:34,570 --> 01:25:38,100 from the moment I saw her behind the ice cream counter. 1091 01:25:38,820 --> 01:25:41,660 But the truth hurt too much to accept. 1092 01:25:42,780 --> 01:25:46,120 Her death would have been one wound too many that day. 1093 01:25:47,290 --> 01:25:50,820 And I think I would have let go of this life. 1094 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,680 She's here, isn't she? 1095 01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:13,560 You got to let her go. 1096 01:26:14,820 --> 01:26:17,740 She deserves to move to her next life. 1097 01:26:18,990 --> 01:26:20,320 Son... 1098 01:26:22,330 --> 01:26:23,870 it's just time. 1099 01:27:20,510 --> 01:27:21,970 I love you. 1100 01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:28,720 I promise I will see you again. Okay? 1101 01:28:49,020 --> 01:28:52,070 Stormy always believed that life is not about how fast you run... 1102 01:28:52,100 --> 01:28:54,230 or with what degree of grace. 1103 01:28:54,780 --> 01:28:56,830 That this life is a boot camp, 1104 01:28:56,860 --> 01:28:59,410 that we must persevere through all the obstacles 1105 01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:01,950 and hardships to earn our way into the next life. 1106 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:06,250 To be with her again, I will have the perseverance of a bulldog. 1107 01:29:07,710 --> 01:29:10,830 But sometimes, it seems to me... 1108 01:29:11,670 --> 01:29:14,790 the training is unnecessarily painful. 1109 01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:24,150 If I live an average life-span... 1110 01:29:24,180 --> 01:29:27,520 I'll have another 60 years before I see Stormy again. 1111 01:29:28,020 --> 01:29:29,810 That will be a long wait. 1112 01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:33,860 But I am a patient man. 1113 01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:38,570 And I have much to do.