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(Man) Pull that in there.
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Right back to home. Let's move it.
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(Boy) Yeah, not bad, not bad.
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(Man) Okay, let's go for two now.
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Okay, go for the bunt.
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Everybody stay alive.
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Go!
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41, 42, 43, 44, 45,
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46, 47, 48, 49, and... 50.
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Okay, on your back.
20 sit-ups.
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Come on. Hit the deck.
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And... one, two, three,
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four, five, six,
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seven--
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(Radio) Temperature today is
expected to hit 78.
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And in downtown L.A.,
they're expecting--
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ten, eleven...
come on, keep up...
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12, 13, 14, 15--
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(Opens beer)
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(Coughs)
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17, 18...
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(Coughs)
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19 and... 20.
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(Boy) Hey, good job!
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(Man) That's what I want.
Good play. Good play.
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(Boy) Good, Phil.
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(Man) Go for two.
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Ready for the bunt?
Go!
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Hey, alive out there!
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Go!
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(Boy) Hey, way to go, Chris!
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(Clink)
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Thanks, mister.
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(Motorcycle starts)
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Get it in there!
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Come on, fellas!
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Talk it up!
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I'm going to go around the infield,
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then around the outfield.
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You got it? Okay.
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Move! Charge the ball!
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Let's go! Fire it in there!
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Around the infield now!
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We'll do it around the infield,
then around the outfield.
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(Man) Hey, Buttermaker.
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I had three pools to clean.
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- Uh, you know my son Toby, right?
- Hi, Buttermaker.
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This little guy is going
to be a great ballplayer.
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I really appreciate this.
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It's a shame that none of the fathers
have the time for it.
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If I wasn't so busy
down at city hall--
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- You got my check, Whitewood?
- Check?
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Uh, son, why don't you
get your bike off the car?
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Yeah.
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- Wow! I thought we were going to be quiet about the money.
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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It's going to be rough, Buttermaker.
You just got one week till the first game.
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I wanted to introduce you
to some of the administrators--
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You forgot to sign the check.
Check is not signed.
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Oh. Helps, right?
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You ask around for a woman
they call Cleveland.
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She'll get things set for you.
Here.
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Here's a list of the boys
on the team.
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Don't let any of these bastards
give you a hard time.
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Put that away.
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Hang in there.
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(Boy #1) How about a ride home?
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(Boy #2) Race you back
to the dugout!
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You know, I think we're doing
a really fine thing.
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Yeah.
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Dad said you played pro ball.
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Yeah.
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I thought you just cleaned swimming pools.
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Says you were really great once.
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That's nice of him.
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(Coughing)
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(Man) Hey! Hey!
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Get that bike off the field!
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I said get it off the field!
You're marking it up.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry he yelled at your boy.
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That's not my boy.
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My husband's uptight about the infield.
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He sometimes yells.
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Jill, honey.
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Hey, Jill, honey.
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My name is Buttermaker.
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I'm coach of the new team.
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I'm looking for Miss Cleveland.
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She's in the equipment room.
It's straight ahead.
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Goddamn class-action suits are gonna
be the ruin of this country.
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It wasn't so bad when the courts
made us take girls.
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At least the ones
that came could play,
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but now this.
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This equipment's kind of had it, miss.
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You're damn right, Mr. Buttermaker.
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This is normally a six-team league,
not seven.
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You're gonna have to
be happy with what's left.
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Look, Buttermaker, the problem
is your friend whitewood.
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He could have got those boys
in any of the other leagues.
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Why did he sue this one?
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We're different than the other leagues,
and he knows it.
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We run a highly competitive
program here.
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I mean, it's highly competitive.
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Want to know something?
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It's not us.
It's the boys.
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It's the boys themselves
that want it that way.
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Buttermaker, new rule book.
See that you memorize it.
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You got, uh, not even an hour
to practice on that field.
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Good luck, huh?
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When I say your name, step forward and
tell me what position you want to play.
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- Rudi Stein.
- Pitcher. Um, can I play p--
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Sure. Regi Tower.
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I got a pretty good arm. My father
said for me to play infield.
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Mr. Buttermaker, I'm on your team.
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- Last year, I was playing baseball--
- You really pitch a no-hitter?
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I'm Tower...
for the first time--
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my dad's been a Yankee fan
all his life.
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He never heard of no Buttermaker who ever played
for the Yankees let alone pitched a no hitter!
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- I don't know who you are, but sit down and shut up.
- Can I play second or third base?
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The situation with the glasses is--
forget about the glasses.
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All right, guys, let's get
one thing straight.
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I was a heck of a ballplayer,
but I never pitched for the Yankees--
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You never played in the major leagues.
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But you did pitch for Phoenix
in the minors.
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In 1951, you won nine games,
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lost six, had 170 strikeouts,
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and had an ERA Of 2.86.
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Good work, kid.
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Ahmad Abdul Raheem.
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- Ahmad Abdul Raheem.
- Here.
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What position do you want to play?
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I want to switch hit
like my big brothers.
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And I want to play where
Hank Aaron played.
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- Right field. Aaron played right field.
- Then right field.
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- He also played quite a few games on second base.
- Then second base.
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- Mike Engelberg.
- My dad thinks I should try out for catcher.
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He can play third and short
at the same time.
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- Keep it up, Whitewood! If you wanna get "kung-fued."
- Oh, shut up, tubs!
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(Buttermaker) Timmy Luppus... all right,
all right, all right, all right, all right--
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- Timmy Luppus.
- Lupus.
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Crud. Does that booger-eatin' spaz
make me want to puke.
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What do you want to play, Luppus?
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Lupus.
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He's shy, coach.
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Shy, my butt. He's an idiot.
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Shut up, Tanner.
He's just quiet.
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Timmy and I could do a fine job
sharing right field.
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All right. Let's not talk
anymore about it.
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Everybody out on the field
and take any position you want.
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We'll figure out
where you play later.
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Could Timmy and I play right field?
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Any place at all.
Just get out there.
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Just shut up and get out there.
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Let's go, boys.
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Mister, uh, Buttermaker,
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I think my dad said something about
these two boys were Mexican.
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They don't speak any English.
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All right, let's get one.
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Hey, can't you hold off of that
until after practice?
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There's energy in chocolate.
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I need energy.
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Oh.
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All right, let's get one.
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(Man) Damn it, Regi!
Attack that ball.
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Pay attention out there.
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It was right at me.
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Attack it!
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All right. Get one.
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- (Buttermaker) Look alive.
- (Bat hits ball)
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(Boy) Oh! How could you?
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(Squish)
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- Hey, Engelberg.
- What?
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There's chocolate all over this ball.
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Look, Mr. Buttermaker,
quit bugging me about my food.
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People are always bugging me about it.
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My shrink says that's why I'm so fat.
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You're not doing me
any good so just quit it!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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All right, look alive.
Let's get one.
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Are you ready?
Let's get one out there.
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- Engelberg?
- What?
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That is a bunt--
B-U-N-T.
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The catcher is supposed
to pick up the bunt...
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And throw it to first base.
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How was I supposed to know? You made
such a big deal yelling out to them.
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Diversionary tactic, Engelberg.
Now get the ball.
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Why are you always picking on me?
What did I do to you?
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Quit your bellyaching and
throw the ball to first base!
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(Glass breaking)
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(Boy) Estupido.
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Don't blame me. I didn't
even know it was your car.
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It's dumb, parking it
so close to the field anyway.
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All right, boys.
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Let's get back to basics.
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This is a baseball.
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The object of the game
is to keep the baseball...
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- Within the confines of the playing field.
- Wait a minute!
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You don't think we know
what a ball is?
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I don't think I like
that kind of talk.
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He's been in enough
fights this week already.
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What do you expect?
All we got on this team...
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Is a bunch of Jews, spics,
niggers, pansies,
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and a booger-eating moron.
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Tanner, you should be
reminded from time to time...
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That you're one of the few
people on this team...
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Who's not a Jew, spic,
nigger, pansy,
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or booger-eating moron.
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So you better cool it, or we may be
disposed to beat the crap out of you.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Cut it out!
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Now, guys, somebody's gonna
pay for this windshield.
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And I think, Engelberg,
it's gonna be your father.
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Bullshit.
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(Honking)
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Come on, babe.
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We were supposed to be here by 7:30.
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Isn't that something?
It looks like a baseball field.
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They did a nice job, didn't they?
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I had them leave off the anchovies...
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Because I didn't know whether to
use them as bats or the baseline.
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Besides, most people don't like
the taste of anchovies.
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I don't like them.
You see?
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Carol, where is Frank?
Is he still practicing?
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Of course.
You got to keep after him.
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You all look terrific.
All right, everybody be patient!
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- Pizza's on very, very soon.
- (Man) Jill, I'm getting ready for the slide show.
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- Glad you could make it.
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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We have one of these every year. It helps
to get things off on a friendly note.
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After the start of the season,
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we all don't always
get along so well.
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Well, how are the
uniforms coming along?
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What?
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The uniforms.
Your team uniforms.
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Hey, Buttermaker,
you better get on the ball.
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All the best colors
have been taken--
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green and white,
blue and white,
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red and white, maroon and white,
white and maroon.
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Uniforms?
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Hey, Whitewood. What's this crap
about uniforms?
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- What do you mean, "crap"? I've been meaning to ask--
- You're paying me to coach.
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You told me I'd be coaching some kids
just a couple of hours a day.
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I've got a lot of pools to clean.
I can't be out looking for uniforms.
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Will you be quiet for a minute?
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- You've been hired as a manager, right?
- Yeah.
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One of the responsibilities
of being a manager...
247
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Is to get a sponsor
and to get uniforms.
248
00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:52,353
Wait. No.
You didn't tell me that.
249
00:12:52,422 --> 00:12:54,388
I'm telling you now.
It's easy.
250
00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:57,025
You go around to these different
businesses and you talk to the guys.
251
00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:58,510
They all like baseball.
252
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,626
How could you possibly
strike out Ted Williams?
253
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,627
I had a mother of a screwball.
254
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,263
He means Ted Williams
was a major leaguer.
255
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,265
You never got past the minors.
256
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,768
It was spring training,
Vero Beach, Florida.
257
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,271
Struck him out a couple of times.
258
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,589
You're not supposed to have
open liquor in the car.
259
00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:31,593
- It's against the law.
- So is murder, Engelberg.
260
00:13:31,661 --> 00:13:34,846
Now put that back before you
get me into real trouble.
261
00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:36,381
If you were so great,
262
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:40,352
- how come you never made it to the major leagues?
- Contract disputes.
263
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,805
- When are we gonna get our uniforms?
- I'm working on it.
264
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,360
Hey, Ahmad,
265
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:53,297
even Hank Aaron peels the old eyelids
before he takes a swing.
266
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,734
Maybe I should try left-handed.
267
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:59,154
No. Not just yet.
268
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:08,396
When are we going to
get our uniforms?
269
00:14:08,465 --> 00:14:10,314
I'm working on it.
270
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:14,618
All the other kids got their uniforms.
When are we gonna get ours?
271
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,704
You worry about your hitting.
272
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,040
Let me worry about the uniforms.
273
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,558
My hat fell in.
274
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,592
Dummy.
275
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,411
Oh, God. You too?
276
00:14:23,479 --> 00:14:25,447
How's the vacuuming coming, Toby?
277
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,014
Not enough suction.
278
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,250
Just move it back and forth.
It will come.
279
00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,753
When we're through,
can we go swimming?
280
00:14:31,822 --> 00:14:34,856
Don't jump in, Engelberg.
You'll flood the valley.
281
00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:36,390
How's it going, Ogilvie?
282
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,959
Well, there's not enough pressure,
283
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:40,528
but I'm adjusting
the intake valve now.
284
00:14:40,597 --> 00:14:42,330
You got a hell of a future
in pools, kid.
285
00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:44,699
Where have you been, you crud?
It's been an hour.
286
00:14:44,768 --> 00:14:48,269
I've been out getting what you
creeps have been bitching for...
287
00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:50,404
uniforms.
288
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:53,407
Best pitch I ever taught her
was the curveball.
289
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,743
How could you teach a 9-year-old girl
to throw a curveball?
290
00:14:55,812 --> 00:15:01,649
Not only a curveball, but the most
tantalizing knuckler you ever saw.
291
00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:04,185
This thing was a thing of beauty.
292
00:15:04,253 --> 00:15:06,754
It came to the plate
and disappeared.
293
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,857
It was like a ball
of melted ice cream.
294
00:15:09,926 --> 00:15:12,593
- Here.
- Thank you, Luppus.
295
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,529
- Lupus.
- Lupus. Sorry.
296
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,168
Ahh. That's superb.
Thank you very much.
297
00:15:20,236 --> 00:15:22,737
Tell us about the time you
struck out Ted Williams again.
298
00:15:22,806 --> 00:15:25,840
Ted Williams, 1947...
Vero Beach, Florida,
299
00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:28,409
spring training, around March 15th.
300
00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:30,477
Score was tied nothing to nothing.
301
00:15:30,546 --> 00:15:33,581
It was the top of the ninth.
302
00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:36,150
No. It was the
bottom of the ninth.
303
00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:37,685
Bases were loaded.
304
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:42,690
There was old Ted
coming up to the plate,
305
00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:44,225
swinging a menacing bat.
306
00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:45,927
"Strike one."
307
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,595
What's the matter?
308
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,663
Come on.
Let's keep playing.
309
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,232
He might be hurt.
310
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,766
I think he's dead.
311
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,835
He's not dead!
He's drunk!
312
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,370
Had enough beer.
313
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,938
What a mess.
314
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,473
A lot of smoking too.
315
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,142
What do we do?
316
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,144
Nothing.
317
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,446
He ain't any good to us sober, either.
318
00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:23,597
Opening day's tomorrow.
We don't know what the batting order is.
319
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:26,317
We don't even have our positions set.
320
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,320
All we got is a cruddy "alky"
for a manager.
321
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,851
Come on, Red. Let's
straighten your hat there.
322
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,954
Engelberg, how about buttoning those
buttons on your uniform, will you?
323
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,091
I been trying all morning.
It's too small.
324
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:11,262
Well, come on.
Look neater, you know.
325
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,847
(Man on P.A.)
Ladies and gentlemen,
326
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:18,836
I want to welcome you here to
the opening game of the season.
327
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:23,207
What I want is to see
every boy in America...
328
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,610
Out on the baseball field
329
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,530
playing the great game
of baseball.
330
00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:29,930
Thank you.
331
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,906
Well, uh, this is the moment
we've been waiting for.
332
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,475
It's opening day.
333
00:17:40,544 --> 00:17:44,078
Now, I'd like to call your attention
to our new scoreboard...
334
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:47,548
Named in memory of Tommy Martin--
335
00:17:47,617 --> 00:17:50,167
Look out!
Get back!
336
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,535
(Boy) ¿que pasa?
337
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,491
Get off the field!
338
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:07,301
(Blowing whistle)
339
00:18:09,372 --> 00:18:10,287
Hey!
340
00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:19,046
All right, come here!
341
00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:20,614
Let's go! Let's go!
342
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,250
You little punk, you just--
343
00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:26,821
what were you doing,
you little punk?
344
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:38,165
Uh, what was I--
345
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:43,521
Oh, yes, the new scoreboard
in memory of Tommy--
346
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,572
Tommy Martin.
347
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,774
And, uh, well--
348
00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:50,295
(Speaker #2) After the taking
of the team pictures today,
349
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,363
parents and friends
are encouraged to stay
350
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,132
For the game between
the Bears and Yankees.
351
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,618
Come on, Indians. Line up.
352
00:18:57,687 --> 00:19:00,755
A second game will begin
at 3:00 this afternoon.
353
00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:03,290
We urge you to return
at that time
354
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,427
to see the Athletics
against the Mets.
355
00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:12,283
Mr. Buttermaker!
356
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,668
They're taking the team pictures!
357
00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:17,922
I want you to look like champions
358
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,924
because you're going
to be champions.
359
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,794
Stand up straight
and look at them.
360
00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:24,328
That's it, boys.
361
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,265
You got that champion
look about you.
362
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,866
Come on!
363
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,401
Quick!
364
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,570
He's going to take the picture!
365
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:37,191
- Hey, my uniform's too small.
- Ah, shut up.
366
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,830
Take the picture!
367
00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:48,469
Okay, boys, come on, straighten up.
Big grins.
368
00:19:48,538 --> 00:19:50,004
Come on.
369
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,643
Look at the birdie!
370
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:56,928
Smile!
371
00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:58,162
Smile!
smile!
372
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,132
(Photographer) That's it.
373
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,552
That's perfect.
Thank you.
374
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:08,172
♪ ...What so proudly we hailed ♪
375
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,342
♪ At the twilight's last gleaming ♪
376
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:15,013
♪ And the rockets' red glare, ♪
377
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:18,249
♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪
378
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:22,537
♪ Gave proof through the night ♪
379
00:20:22,605 --> 00:20:26,007
♪ That our flag was still there ♪
380
00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:35,182
♪ Oh say does that Star-Spangled
banner yet wave ♪
381
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:41,221
♪ O'er the land of the free ♪
382
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:48,112
♪ And the home of the brave ♪
383
00:20:48,197 --> 00:20:49,664
(Cheering)
384
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,512
Play ball! Batter up!
385
00:21:04,581 --> 00:21:06,781
(Announcer) First in
the Yankee lineup today,
386
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:11,352
Andy Berger, number seven,
center field.
387
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:18,743
Come on, baby!
388
00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:20,294
Take two of them!
389
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,339
(Man) You got to tag him, dummy!
390
00:21:32,408 --> 00:21:33,825
(Boy) What are you doing?
391
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:36,827
(Announcer) Joey Turner,
number two, pitcher.
392
00:21:36,913 --> 00:21:39,447
Here we go.
Let's go, Joey!
393
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,349
Let's go, Joey!
394
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:50,641
Hey, left fielder, throw it in!
395
00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:57,648
Come on in, Joey!
396
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,925
(Announcer) Don Jacobsen, second base.
397
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,078
(Man) All right!
398
00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:12,480
I got a bead on it!
399
00:22:14,617 --> 00:22:15,666
Where's our shortstop?
400
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,102
Aren't you the shortstop?
401
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,637
Was that an error?
402
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,239
It's an error on the throw,
403
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,341
but no error on the infielder
404
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,193
'cause he wasn't there.
405
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:31,826
Time! Time!
406
00:23:31,895 --> 00:23:36,263
(Announcer) And a time-out is
called by the Bears' manager.
407
00:23:38,601 --> 00:23:40,684
Hey, Tanner.
408
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,154
You okay?
409
00:23:43,223 --> 00:23:46,991
Look, you crud, just get back
to your beer.
410
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,094
Get going.
411
00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:55,015
Get out of here.
412
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,573
(Bat hits ball)
413
00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,409
(Yankees coach) Atta boy, Bobby!
414
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:07,411
Come on, Bobby! Come on in!
415
00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:09,113
Slide! Slide!
416
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:13,050
Way to go! No competition!
417
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,551
Hey, clutch!
418
00:24:16,906 --> 00:24:18,322
Go ahead, take it.
419
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,458
Take two, take three, take it.
Go on home.
420
00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,162
Yeah. Home, I said.
421
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,381
Trust me. Home.
422
00:24:27,450 --> 00:24:29,183
Home!
423
00:24:29,252 --> 00:24:32,652
Maybe we ought to, uh--
424
00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:35,956
Dammit.
425
00:24:38,528 --> 00:24:40,110
Hold it up.
426
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:43,680
I just want to get a word
with the other coach, okay?
427
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,083
- Okay, hurry it up, though.
- You got it.
428
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,552
- Hey, Turner.
- Yeah?
429
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:52,122
What do you say we call this thing off?
This is getting ridiculous.
430
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:56,760
They're going to call it off in 15 minutes
anyway so let me give you a little advice.
431
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,964
Let your team stay out there. They'll be
able to say they didn't give up.
432
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,933
And you won't make
quitters out of them.
433
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,202
I'm calling this off right now.
434
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:08,339
- I was just thinking of your boys, that's all.
- The hell you were.
435
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,440
The hell I wasn't.
436
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,794
What I saw out there today
made me sick, you know that?
437
00:25:13,862 --> 00:25:16,397
Your team has no right
being on that field.
438
00:25:16,465 --> 00:25:21,802
Look at yourself, "Butterworth."
Look at that team.
439
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:26,057
I mean, why don't you
do this league a favor?
440
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:29,609
You and the Bears just drop out.
I mean it.
441
00:25:29,678 --> 00:25:32,313
I mean just...
just drop out.
442
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:38,769
I mean it.
443
00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:41,072
It's a forfeit.
We forfeit the game.
444
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,440
- You forfeit?
- Yeah.
445
00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,542
That's it!
That's the game!
446
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,978
Forfeit by the Bears!
447
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,980
(Turner) Come on in, fellas!
448
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,982
(Announcer) The remainder of
this game has been canceled
449
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,718
by the request of the Bears' manager
and forfeited to the Yankees.
450
00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:58,522
Next up, the Athletics
and the Mets.
451
00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:02,109
Up the alley, down the street,
452
00:26:02,178 --> 00:26:04,595
who's the hardest team to beat?
453
00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:06,597
Bears! Bears! Yay!
454
00:26:10,186 --> 00:26:12,119
Well, guys, it ain't so bad.
455
00:26:12,188 --> 00:26:16,256
I was once in a high-school
game where the score--
456
00:26:20,195 --> 00:26:23,780
Come on, guys, will you?
It's only a game.
457
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:28,134
Hey, nice try, Bears. Maybe next
time you'll get a chance to bat.
458
00:26:28,203 --> 00:26:31,237
Hey, Tanner! Come down, Tanner!
Get down from there.
459
00:26:31,306 --> 00:26:34,140
Forget about that. Now, sit down.
I want to talk to you.
460
00:26:34,209 --> 00:26:37,310
I'm not listening to you, crud.
I'm leaving.
461
00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:40,680
Sit down, Tanner. Ta--
462
00:26:40,749 --> 00:26:42,716
Hey, wait a minute.
Where are you guys going?
463
00:26:42,784 --> 00:26:44,985
- Mr. Buttermaker, I got to talk to you!
- Wait a minute.
464
00:26:45,053 --> 00:26:47,721
It's important!
I got to talk to ya.
465
00:26:51,459 --> 00:26:54,594
- What do you want?
- Ahmad's up a tree. Says he's not coming down.
466
00:26:54,663 --> 00:26:56,696
- Ahmad?
- Yeah.
467
00:26:56,765 --> 00:26:59,132
- What do you mean, climbed up a tree?
- Says he's not coming down.
468
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,936
- Well, tell his family about it.
- Said if I told them where he was, he'd kill me.
469
00:27:03,005 --> 00:27:05,304
And anyway, I promised him I wouldn't.
470
00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:20,236
How's the view up there, Ahmad?
471
00:27:27,529 --> 00:27:28,528
Hey.
472
00:27:28,597 --> 00:27:31,080
How come you're not
wearing your clothes?
473
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,300
Don't deserve to wear no uniform.
474
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,139
You get away from here, Buttermaker.
475
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:43,477
This ain't your tree.
Anybody can climb up here.
476
00:27:43,545 --> 00:27:45,512
Just leave me alone.
477
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:49,199
Keeping your family waiting, you know.
478
00:27:49,285 --> 00:27:52,202
- Can't face them.
- Why?
479
00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:55,172
- What do you mean, why?
- Errors, that's why.
480
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,374
Easy fly balls.
481
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,942
There's nothing easy about
those fly balls, Ahmad.
482
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:03,012
They were tough chances.
The sun was in your eyes.
483
00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:05,348
Don't give me any of your
honky bullshit, Buttermaker.
484
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,083
I know they were easy.
485
00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:09,352
Let's not bring race
into this, Ahmad.
486
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,189
We got enough problems as it is.
487
00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:16,893
- Anyway, your brothers will understand.
- No, they won't.
488
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,212
They would never make
flubs like that.
489
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:20,897
They were all big athletes.
490
00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:22,966
When they were my age, they were
captains of all their teams,
491
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,068
and great players, and I'm not.
492
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:29,106
I'm lousy at football,
basketball and baseball.
493
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:33,143
I'm quitting the whole damn thing.
494
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:37,297
- Thank God Hank Aaron didn't act like this.
- What?
495
00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:40,667
Don't give me that "what".
You know what I'm talking about.
496
00:28:40,735 --> 00:28:42,702
What are you talking about?
497
00:28:42,771 --> 00:28:45,272
The 42 errors.
498
00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:47,340
42 errors?
499
00:28:47,409 --> 00:28:50,043
Come off it, will you, Ahmad?
Stop pulling my leg.
500
00:28:50,112 --> 00:28:53,513
You know what I'm talking about.
You know all about Hank Aaron.
501
00:28:53,581 --> 00:28:58,718
His first year in sandlot ball, he committed
42 errors. He was 9 years old.
502
00:28:58,787 --> 00:29:01,188
Broke his little heart.
He damn near quit.
503
00:29:01,256 --> 00:29:03,790
Thank God for us, he didn't.
504
00:29:03,859 --> 00:29:06,359
There'd be no great old number 44.
505
00:29:06,428 --> 00:29:09,830
- Buttermaker, you're so full of--
- It's common knowledge, for crying out loud!
506
00:29:09,898 --> 00:29:13,066
Ask Ogilvie.
507
00:29:13,135 --> 00:29:17,237
I'm surprised you didn't know that.
He's your favorite player too.
508
00:29:21,877 --> 00:29:23,376
Well.
509
00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:24,911
(Sigh)
510
00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,980
Kind of ruins my plans.
511
00:29:27,049 --> 00:29:29,849
I was thinking around
the fourth game,
512
00:29:29,918 --> 00:29:32,719
you'd be switch-hitting.
513
00:29:32,788 --> 00:29:36,806
I figured with your speed and right side
of the plate, those few extra steps you get,
514
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,541
you'd be a tough out.
515
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,261
You know, bunts, things like that.
516
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:46,549
I am kind of fast, huh?
517
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:50,053
You're very fast.
518
00:29:52,574 --> 00:29:56,259
(Man on P.A.) At present there are
at least two to three instances
519
00:29:56,328 --> 00:30:01,598
of cardiac arrest or heart seizure at
every major sports event at the coliseum...
520
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:04,100
You're two and a half hours late.
521
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,836
- I told you to meet me in my office.
- I couldn't find it.
522
00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:11,441
Jesus. I couldn't believe that score...
26-0.
523
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:16,313
What a beating! My son wouldn't come out
of his room all weekend.
524
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:21,935
That's why I want to disband the team.
525
00:30:22,003 --> 00:30:24,170
Have you told the boys yet?
Not yet.
526
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:28,007
I was hoping to sneak away from the office
this afternoon and drop by the field.
527
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,509
Actually, it might be better
if you told them yourself.
528
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:34,564
I mean, they really do like you.
And, uh, I'd appreciate it.
529
00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,566
What if the boys
don't want to quit?
530
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:40,002
That's not important.
This has been very humiliating.
531
00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:44,641
We've put these boys in a situation
they just can't handle.
532
00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:48,678
- I hope you think that's fair.
- Mr. Harrison is here with his 2:30 appointment--
533
00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:51,648
About the Police Academy bill.
534
00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:52,682
Would you sign these first?
535
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,552
I know this has all been my fault.
536
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:58,254
I just want to end it
as quickly as possible.
537
00:31:03,345 --> 00:31:05,478
Good-bye, Buttermaker.
538
00:31:20,895 --> 00:31:22,879
(Tosses can in back)
539
00:31:22,948 --> 00:31:24,681
(Starts car)
540
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:34,324
I know it says $1.25 on the map,
541
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,926
but what it really is,
is $2.00 because of inflation.
542
00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:49,072
Hey, "Boilermaker", long time no see.
543
00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:53,209
Hey, pretty fancy neighborhood you're
working these days, Amanda.
544
00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:55,245
Coming up in the world, huh?
545
00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:57,747
What are you doing here?
546
00:31:57,816 --> 00:32:02,135
I didn't have any pools to clean,
so I thought I'd drop by and say hello.
547
00:32:02,203 --> 00:32:04,253
- How's your mom?
- Fine. What's it to you?
548
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:07,223
- Is that the way to talk to me?
- I haven't seen you in two or three years.
549
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,893
If you're looking for money,
you can forget it.
550
00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:12,478
I'm not looking for money.
I'm not looking for anything.
551
00:32:12,547 --> 00:32:14,781
- Be sociable, for crying out loud.
- Hey, what's that?
552
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,667
- What's what?
- It's a mitt.
553
00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:19,435
- What?
- That.
554
00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:21,004
Oh, yeah.
555
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:23,572
I thought if you weren't too busy,
556
00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,976
maybe you'd like to play catch.
557
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:27,143
No, thanks.
558
00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:30,263
No? Well, it was just an idea.
559
00:32:30,332 --> 00:32:32,865
I mean, it's--
560
00:32:32,934 --> 00:32:34,934
er, er, uh--
561
00:32:35,003 --> 00:32:38,554
- How's your fastball these days?
- Why?
562
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:42,658
Well, to tell you the truth, I'm coaching
a bunch of kids some baseball.
563
00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:45,762
Maybe if you're not doing anything,
you can drop by the field.
564
00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:48,765
Maybe join the team
for old times' sake.
565
00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,900
I knew you were up to something.
I'm through with pitching.
566
00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:54,387
My mom says you almost ruined me
with that sports stuff.
567
00:32:54,456 --> 00:32:58,491
- How did I ruin you?
- That fastball put my arm in a sling.
568
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,710
It's a fine way to act toward me.
569
00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:03,613
- I figure you owe me a thing or two.
- "Owe you a thing or two"?
570
00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:05,348
I was like a father to you.
571
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:08,902
- Ha! Some father.
- Didn't I take you to all the ball games?
572
00:33:08,970 --> 00:33:11,971
- You'd have gone to them anyway.
- Didn't I take you horseback riding?
573
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,840
Didn't I take you and your mother
to the movies twice a week?
574
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,609
Didn't I pay for your math tutor?
575
00:33:16,677 --> 00:33:19,812
The math tutor guy was a drunk like you.
I got a "D" in math that year.
576
00:33:19,881 --> 00:33:22,550
Didn't I let you hang around with me
while I cleaned the pools?
577
00:33:22,618 --> 00:33:26,152
While you cleaned the pools? Who you trying to kid?
I'm the one who did all the work.
578
00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:28,053
You sat there and drank
your beer all day.
579
00:33:28,122 --> 00:33:29,622
By the fourth pool,
you were out cold.
580
00:33:29,691 --> 00:33:33,859
I had to call my mom
to come pick us up.
581
00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:36,696
What about your appendix?
Who rushed you to the hospital?
582
00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,582
Who saved your life? Would you
be alive today if it weren't for me?
583
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:41,601
Yeah, but when you weren't
saving people's lives,
584
00:33:41,670 --> 00:33:43,603
you were sitting around
the apartment drunk.
585
00:33:43,672 --> 00:33:45,872
Then you just split.
586
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:48,141
You made my mother sick.
You know, she wanted to marry you.
587
00:33:48,209 --> 00:33:50,176
Boy, was she dumb.
588
00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,545
Ah, your mother and I didn't
get along too well, Amanda.
589
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:55,715
I liked her very much though.
I still do, as a matter of fact.
590
00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:58,151
I'm just not the marrying kind.
591
00:33:58,219 --> 00:34:00,386
I guess I handled it badly, huh?
592
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:01,804
You handled it like shit!
593
00:34:02,104 --> 00:34:03,972
Hey, don't use that kind of language.
594
00:34:03,992 --> 00:34:05,908
You can't tell me what kind
of language I can use.
595
00:34:05,994 --> 00:34:07,710
Yes, I can! If you're gonna
talk that way in front of me--
596
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,378
Look, Boilermaker,
you're not my father,
597
00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:11,380
and I ain't interested in playing baseball
for you anymore.
598
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,382
So why don't you get back
into that sardine can of yours
599
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:16,385
and go-- go vacuum the bottom
of the Pacific Ocean?
600
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:19,388
I've got business to take care of.
You're blocking my customers with your car.
601
00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:32,952
All right, boys. Let's go.
602
00:34:33,021 --> 00:34:35,254
Up. Everybody up.
Practice. Come on!
603
00:34:49,638 --> 00:34:52,005
All right, all right.
I'm an asshole.
604
00:34:52,073 --> 00:34:56,108
Go ahead and yell.
Get it off your chests.
605
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:57,677
I deserve it.
606
00:35:07,872 --> 00:35:11,474
We really appreciate
these new uniforms, Buttermaker,
607
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:15,244
but we're not going to be
needing them anymore.
608
00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:22,152
We've been taking a lot of razzing
in school about opening day, and--
609
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:25,638
and they were laughing at us,
picking on us.
610
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:30,276
Anyway, we took a vote
and decided that we'd quit.
611
00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:33,613
What the hell happened
to you, Tanner?
612
00:35:33,682 --> 00:35:35,614
(Engelberg) Tanner got into
a fight because of it.
613
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:36,883
Who with?
614
00:35:36,951 --> 00:35:39,268
- The seventh grade.
- What?
615
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:41,170
The seventh grade.
616
00:35:41,256 --> 00:35:44,290
You took on the whole seventh grade?
617
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,593
You want to quit, Tanner?
618
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,179
Crud, no.
I want to play ball.
619
00:35:57,038 --> 00:36:00,106
I can understand how you guys feel.
620
00:36:00,175 --> 00:36:03,977
I haven't been much of a manager...
621
00:36:04,045 --> 00:36:07,346
Or much of anything else,
for that matter.
622
00:36:10,952 --> 00:36:12,368
And I'm sorry.
623
00:36:12,454 --> 00:36:14,603
But this quitting thing--
624
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,623
it's a hard habit to break
once you start.
625
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,161
You're a damn good bunch of boys.
626
00:36:22,230 --> 00:36:25,030
You probably deserved
a lot better than me,
627
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,066
but we're stuck with each other.
628
00:36:27,135 --> 00:36:28,568
Jimmy, grab a bat.
629
00:36:28,636 --> 00:36:31,754
Engelberry, get your gear on.
Get behind home plate.
630
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,623
- What for?
- We need to practice.
631
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:37,576
But we disbanded the team.
We took a vote.
632
00:36:37,646 --> 00:36:39,078
Goddamn it!
633
00:36:39,146 --> 00:36:41,998
Nobody's vote counts
around here but mine!
634
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:46,335
Get your gear on and get your fat ass behind
the plate before I kick it up there.
635
00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:51,857
And the rest of you pansy-ass quitters,
move your asses before I kick them all.
636
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:55,561
We got a game with the Athletics
next Wednesday,
637
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,664
and that means only one thing...
638
00:36:58,733 --> 00:37:01,217
bad news for the Athletics!
639
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:05,288
Oh, no, no, no.
640
00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:07,357
You're dragging your right foot, Jimmy.
641
00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:10,960
You got to plant it.
Here, I'll show you.
642
00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:13,029
Right here. Just plant it.
643
00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:14,563
Make sure it stays there.
644
00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:16,366
Okay.
645
00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:17,800
Let's look alive out there.
646
00:37:17,886 --> 00:37:19,736
Let's look alive.
647
00:37:22,590 --> 00:37:24,907
Way to go, Jimmy!
648
00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:26,809
Good hit!
649
00:37:26,895 --> 00:37:28,311
Way to go!
650
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:34,650
No, Tanner, no!
Everybody watch this.
651
00:37:34,718 --> 00:37:36,585
You get down on your left knee there,
652
00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:40,022
so if you miss the ball, it hits your body,
you can still make the play.
653
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,924
Up, everybody.
654
00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:43,776
All right, Engelberry, hit it again.
655
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,798
That's it! That's the way to do it!
You see how easy it is?
656
00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:52,835
You see how simple that is?
You just get down on your left knee.
657
00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:54,870
You miss the ball, it hits your body.
You still make the play.
658
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:55,871
You understand?
659
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,840
Okay, let's do it again.
660
00:37:57,926 --> 00:37:59,742
(Yelling)
661
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:07,149
A busted bat and a long fly ball--
662
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:10,486
any day now Durocher will call!
663
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:25,451
- Ooh!
- Shit!
664
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,435
Ow!
665
00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:32,859
Any second now, Ogilvie...
666
00:38:32,928 --> 00:38:34,360
Heart attack time.
667
00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:37,964
I'll send flowers to your funeral.
668
00:38:38,033 --> 00:38:40,466
Must have... sustenance.
669
00:38:48,943 --> 00:38:52,194
Couldn't you at least
have unwrapped it?
670
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,829
I got it! I got it!
671
00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:55,831
Good move!
672
00:38:59,403 --> 00:39:02,271
- Butterworth.
- Hello, Roy.
673
00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:05,274
What's your boys
doing out in the field?
674
00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:09,278
Getting ready for a game
with the Athletics.
675
00:39:09,346 --> 00:39:11,413
The Athletics?
Haven't you heard?
676
00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:14,283
Councilman Whitewood told the
league committee he's calling it quits.
677
00:39:14,351 --> 00:39:16,886
He is. We aren't.
678
00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:20,255
What are you, one of those
sadists or something?
679
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:23,625
Didn't those kids take enough of a beating
on opening day? What the hell you trying to do?
680
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,695
Win the pennant.
681
00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:29,198
This schedule says that on the last day
of the season, June 19th,
682
00:39:29,266 --> 00:39:31,533
the two best teams play for a title.
683
00:39:31,602 --> 00:39:33,535
We intend to be one of those teams.
684
00:39:33,604 --> 00:39:35,771
Be a lot of fun if
you were the other.
685
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,307
Two hands, Engelberg, two hands!
686
00:39:40,194 --> 00:39:43,112
All right, guys. I want to see some
hard-nosed play out there.
687
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,114
Now, everybody,
once more with feeling.
688
00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:46,615
First base! Second base!
689
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:49,452
Do we have to do that one?
It's so corny.
690
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,622
Come on, listen to me. Once more with feeling.
First base! Second base!
691
00:39:53,691 --> 00:39:55,124
Third base! Home!
692
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:59,511
(Bears) Around them bases
we shall roam!
693
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,730
Come on, batter!
694
00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:03,966
Check the big play!
695
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,570
Batter can't hit!
696
00:40:10,859 --> 00:40:11,774
Batter...
697
00:40:11,859 --> 00:40:13,443
Swing!
698
00:40:13,528 --> 00:40:15,177
Ball four!
Take your base.
699
00:40:33,548 --> 00:40:34,463
Go home!
700
00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:35,514
Home! Go home!
701
00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:36,499
Here! Home!
702
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:37,500
Go home!
703
00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:39,001
All the way home!
704
00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,086
Go home!
705
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,566
Out!
706
00:40:53,635 --> 00:40:54,549
Crud!
707
00:41:00,474 --> 00:41:02,741
Come on! Catch it!
708
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,131
Who do we appreciate?
709
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:09,982
Bears! Bears!
710
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:12,234
Yay!
711
00:41:13,688 --> 00:41:17,022
All right, come on, guys, lighten up.
712
00:41:17,091 --> 00:41:18,891
We finished the whole game,
didn't we?
713
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:24,580
I thought you were safe, Tanner.
714
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:28,283
Come on, fellas.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
715
00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:30,285
Yeah. It took several hundred years.
716
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:34,522
We lost 18-0, "Buttercrud." And the Athletics
are the worst team in the league.
717
00:41:34,590 --> 00:41:35,524
Second worst.
718
00:41:35,593 --> 00:41:38,627
- Sorry, I forgot.
- Snap out of it, wil ya?
719
00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:40,863
Nobody said it was going to be easy.
720
00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:43,131
Don't look so glum.
721
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,968
Well, we committed 24 errors.
722
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:48,237
Their pitcher threw
a no-hitter against us.
723
00:41:48,305 --> 00:41:50,105
But there is some good news...
724
00:41:51,374 --> 00:41:52,324
Two of our runners
725
00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:54,927
almost managed to get to first base,
726
00:41:54,996 --> 00:41:58,030
and we did hit 17 foul balls.
727
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,332
That's right. That's the spirit!
C'mon guys,
728
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:02,885
cokes and hot dogs on me.
729
00:42:02,970 --> 00:42:04,820
- Yeah!
- This way.
730
00:42:04,888 --> 00:42:08,224
Buttermaker, I said I wasn't interested.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
731
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:11,126
I'm not afraid. I'm just through
with all that tomboy stuff.
732
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:15,297
Baseball's not tomboy stuff. It's your
country's national pastime. It's healthy.
733
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,067
It's a lot healthier than sitting
around here on a stupid street corner
734
00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:20,769
selling dumb maps to a bunch
of ignorant hicks.
735
00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:22,621
Look at that gut on you.
736
00:42:22,689 --> 00:42:25,624
I beg your pardon. There isn't
an ounce of fat on me.
737
00:42:25,692 --> 00:42:28,393
There will be if you keep
sitting around here.
738
00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:31,863
- This is sure a lousy job you got.
- It ain't lousy.
739
00:42:31,932 --> 00:42:35,066
Half the state of Iowa came by
last week. Cleared 85 bucks.
740
00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:37,753
Bet it's more than you make.
741
00:42:37,822 --> 00:42:40,823
- You saving any of that money?
- Of course I am.
742
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,841
What are you going
to do with it?
743
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,777
I'm going to get braces.
744
00:42:44,845 --> 00:42:48,480
I'm going to be taking ballet
lessons pretty soon.
745
00:42:48,549 --> 00:42:51,300
I'm-- I'm going to be a model.
746
00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:54,437
Well, now we're getting somewhere.
747
00:42:54,522 --> 00:42:56,405
I'll tell you what--
748
00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:58,307
you come and pitch
a few games for us,
749
00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:01,010
I'll pay for the modeling thing
and the ballet lessons.
750
00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:03,428
Can't do anything about the braces
'cause that's big money.
751
00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,247
Buttermaker, you're so dumb.
752
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,416
Those boys aren't rough.
You won't get hurt.
753
00:43:07,485 --> 00:43:10,052
That's got nothing to do with it.
754
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,120
I'm almost 12, and I'll--
755
00:43:12,189 --> 00:43:14,056
I'll be getting a bra soon.
756
00:43:18,395 --> 00:43:20,395
Well, maybe in a year or so.
757
00:43:20,465 --> 00:43:22,998
I can't be playing no dumb baseball.
758
00:43:23,084 --> 00:43:27,085
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
759
00:43:27,154 --> 00:43:31,423
You're turning into
a regular little lady.
760
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,577
It was a dumb idea anyway.
761
00:43:35,646 --> 00:43:38,964
I mean, you wouldn't have
helped the team much.
762
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:42,068
You were great when you were nine,
763
00:43:42,136 --> 00:43:46,004
but girls reach their peak
athletically about that age.
764
00:43:46,074 --> 00:43:49,257
Probably haven't picked up
a ball in two years anyway.
765
00:43:49,326 --> 00:43:51,843
Give my love to your mom.
766
00:43:51,912 --> 00:43:53,912
Don't be such a stranger.
767
00:43:57,767 --> 00:43:58,801
Hey, Boilermaker.
768
00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,001
Yeah?
769
00:44:00,088 --> 00:44:02,437
Got my curve breaking
two and a half feet.
770
00:44:02,507 --> 00:44:06,690
Oh, yeah? Then you have been
practicing, huh?
771
00:44:07,759 --> 00:44:11,310
But don't give me no baloney about a curve
breaking two and a half feet, though.
772
00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:12,865
For how much?
773
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:14,450
Ten bucks.
774
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:16,118
Make it 20.
775
00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:18,070
We got a bet.
776
00:44:35,706 --> 00:44:38,824
I thought we were going
to see some curves.
777
00:44:38,876 --> 00:44:42,611
Okay, the next one's coming
right between your eyes.
778
00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:53,505
Twelve ballet lessons.
779
00:44:53,574 --> 00:44:55,007
Nine ballet lessons.
780
00:44:55,076 --> 00:44:57,343
They're $3.00 a shot. I can't--
781
00:44:57,411 --> 00:44:59,611
Twelve ballet lessons or no go.
782
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,047
Ahh, I just lit that cigar.
That's terrible.
783
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:03,615
Make it nine ballet lessons--
784
00:45:03,684 --> 00:45:07,052
- I want the imported kind of jeans.
- Jeans?
785
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,789
- Yes. French jeans.
- I'm not getting you any jeans.
786
00:45:10,858 --> 00:45:14,860
Do you know how many pools I got
to clean to get imported jeans?
787
00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:17,128
- What's the matter with American jeans?
- I don't like them.
788
00:45:17,197 --> 00:45:21,016
- Who do you think you are, Catfish Hunter?
- Who's he?
789
00:45:24,372 --> 00:45:27,439
Boys, I'd like you to
meet your new pitcher...
790
00:45:27,508 --> 00:45:29,074
Amanda Whurlizer.
791
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,576
Jews, spics, niggers, and now a girl?
792
00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:33,412
Grab a bat, punk.
793
00:45:43,441 --> 00:45:46,024
Jimmy Feldman, Toby Whitewood.
794
00:45:46,093 --> 00:45:47,559
Toby!
795
00:45:47,627 --> 00:45:49,127
Yeah! Right.
796
00:45:49,196 --> 00:45:50,662
Sixth. No, you're seventh.
797
00:45:50,731 --> 00:45:52,397
Seventh.
798
00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:54,182
(Woman on P.A.)
First up for the Mets--
799
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,868
Roy Close, number seven, left field.
800
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,475
Come on, Amanda.
Right through him!
801
00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:08,814
(Applause)
802
00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:16,839
Come on, Mandy!
803
00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:21,560
Strike three!
You're out!
804
00:46:21,628 --> 00:46:23,762
Ohh!
805
00:46:23,831 --> 00:46:27,683
(Announcer) Now batting for the Mets--
David Delmardo.
806
00:46:31,438 --> 00:46:33,855
What's she doing now with the--
807
00:46:33,924 --> 00:46:37,526
Ah, that's the, uh--
that's the spitter.
808
00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:40,094
Wets-- wets her fingers, you see.
809
00:46:40,163 --> 00:46:43,198
Then she appears to dry them
on her cap,
810
00:46:43,266 --> 00:46:46,285
but she's not 'cause she
has Vaseline under there.
811
00:46:49,956 --> 00:46:51,473
Strike three!
You're out!
812
00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:02,234
Strike three!
You're out!
813
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:06,855
Take it easy on the first few batters.
814
00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:09,558
I want to see how our
infield handles balls.
815
00:47:09,627 --> 00:47:12,210
(Announcer)
Carl Paranski, number six--
816
00:47:12,279 --> 00:47:15,647
the cool, calm, Paranski shift!
817
00:47:26,877 --> 00:47:28,510
You're holding up the game.
818
00:47:28,579 --> 00:47:30,829
Let's get back in the box.
819
00:47:37,637 --> 00:47:39,354
(Cheering)
820
00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:46,194
Forget it, forget it.
Forget it, Miguel.
821
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:57,122
No.
822
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:01,110
Strike three!
823
00:48:09,569 --> 00:48:12,504
(Buttermaker) Come on, guys!
Pay attention!
824
00:48:12,572 --> 00:48:15,390
They can't win if they don't score!
825
00:48:24,051 --> 00:48:26,185
(Shouting)
826
00:48:44,104 --> 00:48:45,837
Nice work, Engelberg.
Good game.
827
00:48:45,906 --> 00:48:47,406
Nice going, Tanner.
828
00:48:47,474 --> 00:48:49,208
Two, four, six, eight!
829
00:48:49,276 --> 00:48:51,943
Who do we appreciate?
830
00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:04,356
Lupus, you dumb spaz, we would
have won if it weren't for you!
831
00:49:04,424 --> 00:49:06,959
Come on, leave him alone.
Will you cut that out?
832
00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:09,527
Let's not have any shoving.
833
00:49:09,596 --> 00:49:12,130
Now cut that out!
Move over.
834
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:16,134
All I know is, when we win
a game, it's a team win.
835
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:19,838
When we lose a game,
it's a team loss.
836
00:49:19,907 --> 00:49:22,941
Now, on Friday, we play
the white Sox.
837
00:49:23,010 --> 00:49:25,244
Now, what does that
mean to you guys?
838
00:49:25,312 --> 00:49:29,114
(All) Bad news for
the white Sox!
839
00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:31,099
Damn right.
840
00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:33,835
Look alive out there.
Let's look alive.
841
00:49:36,706 --> 00:49:37,973
I got it!
842
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,091
No, you don't!
It's over the fence!
843
00:49:51,205 --> 00:49:53,238
Hey! Hey, punk!
844
00:49:53,307 --> 00:49:54,973
- (Starts engine)
- I thought I--
845
00:49:55,042 --> 00:50:00,629
(revving) I thought I told you
to quit hanging around!
846
00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:02,614
Jumpin' catfish!
847
00:50:02,683 --> 00:50:04,616
What a great arm!
Who is that kid, anyway?
848
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:08,120
Of course he's got a great arm.
He's the best athlete in the area.
849
00:50:08,189 --> 00:50:10,456
But you don't understand...
850
00:50:10,524 --> 00:50:12,591
That's Kelly Leak.
851
00:50:12,659 --> 00:50:14,576
- You guys talking about Kelly Leak?
- Yeah.
852
00:50:14,645 --> 00:50:16,578
That dude is a bad mother.
853
00:50:16,647 --> 00:50:18,580
You're talking about a loan shark.
854
00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:20,081
I borrowed a nickel
from him last week.
855
00:50:20,150 --> 00:50:22,918
He said if I didn't give him a dime
by Friday, he'd break my arm.
856
00:50:22,987 --> 00:50:24,502
Es un bandido.
857
00:50:24,571 --> 00:50:28,190
I don't know what he's talking about,
but I like him. He's got balls.
858
00:50:28,258 --> 00:50:31,593
Why screw around guys? If the guy
can play ball, he can play ball.
859
00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:33,361
Let's get him on the team.
860
00:50:37,067 --> 00:50:39,384
(Shouting)
861
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,407
(Crowd sighs)
862
00:50:49,913 --> 00:50:51,379
- Want to go again?
- No.
863
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,931
Anybody else?
864
00:50:57,271 --> 00:51:00,806
Saw you throw the ball
the other day. Got a great arm.
865
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,977
So-so.
866
00:51:05,045 --> 00:51:07,696
We could use a good outfielder
on our team.
867
00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:10,948
You call what you got a team?
868
00:51:24,447 --> 00:51:27,715
What you got against
baseball anyway?
869
00:51:29,452 --> 00:51:32,553
The baseball you guys play
is for faggots and old farts
870
00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:35,340
who don't have anything better
to do with themselves.
871
00:51:35,408 --> 00:51:37,759
You must like those kind of guys.
872
00:51:37,827 --> 00:51:39,545
You sure do hang around
the field often enough.
873
00:51:39,613 --> 00:51:43,264
There's nice ass at the field.
That's why I hang around there.
874
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:47,986
I hear you like to gamble.
875
00:51:48,055 --> 00:51:50,538
We go a dollar a game here.
876
00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:52,240
Serve it.
877
00:51:52,309 --> 00:51:54,626
I don't want to play for money.
878
00:51:56,096 --> 00:51:58,213
If I win, you play
baseball for the Bears.
879
00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:01,200
- And if I win?
- Name it.
880
00:52:01,268 --> 00:52:04,436
(Pinball machines dinging)
881
00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:29,144
Well, how did it go?
882
00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:30,661
I lost.
883
00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:33,281
What? You said you were supposed
to be so good at those games.
884
00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:35,283
I am good!
He's just better at it!
885
00:52:35,352 --> 00:52:37,902
That's the last time
I ever listen to you.
886
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:41,756
8:00 Friday night.
887
00:52:47,981 --> 00:52:49,981
- What's that?
- Nothing.
888
00:52:50,050 --> 00:52:51,800
What's 8:00 Friday night?
889
00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:53,385
I lost that game,
890
00:52:53,453 --> 00:52:56,405
so I gotta go to the Rolling Stones
concert with the creep.
891
00:52:56,473 --> 00:52:58,673
That's the most ridiculous
thing I ever heard of.
892
00:52:58,742 --> 00:53:00,826
11-year-old girls
don't go out on dates.
893
00:53:00,894 --> 00:53:02,543
Of course they do.
Where you been?
894
00:53:02,629 --> 00:53:05,446
They don't go out
with people like that.
895
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:08,517
Boy, you take the cake.
First you blow the game,
896
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:11,202
then you get roped into
a date with an ex-con.
897
00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:14,556
You're like a chimney.
I'm sick of it.
898
00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:16,925
Start the car, and let's go.
899
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:18,459
Probably lost on purpose.
900
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,495
You probably like the little baboon.
901
00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:23,181
Blow it out your bunghole!
902
00:53:26,987 --> 00:53:29,704
What if he tries something, uh--
903
00:53:31,908 --> 00:53:33,542
I'll handle it.
904
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:36,711
Rolling Stones.
11 years old.
905
00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:39,364
I know an 11-year-old
girl who's on the pill.
906
00:53:40,668 --> 00:53:43,135
Don't ever say that word again.
907
00:53:43,203 --> 00:53:45,570
Jesus, just who in the heck
do you think you are?
908
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:47,422
Your goddamn manager, that's who.
909
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:48,924
Big wow.
910
00:54:09,863 --> 00:54:12,814
Lupus, could you go somewhere else
while I'm eating?
911
00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:16,551
You make me sick.
912
00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:21,423
Cripes.
913
00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:24,009
Hey, Lupus, man,
how's it going?
914
00:54:24,078 --> 00:54:26,861
- Give it!
- What do you need it for? You hardly ever play anyways.
915
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,646
- Sit down.
- We was only kidding anyways.
916
00:54:28,715 --> 00:54:30,448
Ha ha ha ha!
917
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,134
That looks neat, man.
918
00:54:32,219 --> 00:54:35,904
We ought to do that to all the Bears.
They might play better.
919
00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:37,939
(Laughing)
920
00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:41,326
Hey, Joey, you hungry?
You want my burrito?
921
00:54:41,395 --> 00:54:44,045
I wouldn't eat your burrito
if you paid me to.
922
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,932
Aw, go on. Take it.
That's the best way to eat it.
923
00:54:48,001 --> 00:54:50,001
You little--
924
00:54:52,156 --> 00:54:53,838
I'm going to kill you!
925
00:54:53,907 --> 00:54:56,174
I'm going to knock your head down so far
you're gonna have to take off your hat!
926
00:54:56,243 --> 00:54:58,093
I'm going to beat
the crud out of you.
927
00:54:58,162 --> 00:55:02,029
I'll take on all the Yankees
after this.
928
00:55:02,098 --> 00:55:05,166
I'm going to kick your
butt, you little shit.
929
00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:08,236
You owe me 30 cents
for that burrito.
930
00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:16,578
You little shit.
931
00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:20,514
That's 1 bear down, 11 to go.
932
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,917
Come to think of it,
they ain't worth it.
933
00:55:29,342 --> 00:55:32,310
Thanks. Nobody ever
stuck up for me before.
934
00:55:32,379 --> 00:55:34,462
Well, Lupus, if you wiped
your nose once in a while,
935
00:55:34,531 --> 00:55:37,032
people wouldn't give you
so much crud all the time.
936
00:55:41,955 --> 00:55:44,272
(Buttermaker yelling)
937
00:55:49,146 --> 00:55:51,212
How many times you got to be told
to quit hanging around here?
938
00:55:51,381 --> 00:55:53,449
Hey, I ain't doin' nothin'.
I'm just sittin' here.
939
00:55:53,549 --> 00:55:55,883
This field is for ballplayers,
not for juvenile delinquents.
940
00:55:56,052 --> 00:55:58,954
Hey, well, I can play baseball better
than anybody in this league.
941
00:56:01,022 --> 00:56:02,790
It's a shame we're never
going to find that out.
942
00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:05,493
There's nobody here wants
anything to do with you.
943
00:56:07,562 --> 00:56:09,831
Now get the hell out of here.
Come on, get out of here.
944
00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:21,693
(Engine starts)
945
00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:28,149
There's something I forgot to
tell you guys. It's a league rule.
946
00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:30,251
Cups and supporters.
947
00:56:30,319 --> 00:56:32,253
- (All groaning)
- Do we have to?
948
00:56:32,321 --> 00:56:33,588
Got to be worn at all times.
949
00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:36,692
They're very uncomfortable.
950
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,528
Well, either you wear them,
or you don't play.
951
00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,363
Can we stop this already?
952
00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:43,365
We got another hour of practice.
953
00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:46,034
- No me voy a poner esto. Esto duele.
- What?
954
00:56:46,104 --> 00:56:48,137
- What are you saying?
- I've been brushing up on my Spanish of late,
955
00:56:48,206 --> 00:56:53,275
and I think he's saying something about,
you know, his being a Catholic and it's a sin.
956
00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:54,827
Oh, for Christ's sake.
957
00:56:59,433 --> 00:57:03,369
- It's not a gas mask.
- I know what it is.
958
00:57:03,437 --> 00:57:07,005
This is a free country. Let's be
Democratic and take a vote.
959
00:57:07,074 --> 00:57:10,826
- There will be no vote, Engelberg.
- What about Amanda?
960
00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,678
You ain't strapping
one of these things on me.
961
00:57:12,746 --> 00:57:15,115
Well, if she don't wear one,
I don't wear one.
962
00:57:15,183 --> 00:57:18,400
(Boys) Yeah!
963
00:57:18,469 --> 00:57:21,119
(Tanner) Anyway, it's too small.
964
00:57:21,189 --> 00:57:24,423
If she doesn't wear one...
neither do I.
965
00:57:24,492 --> 00:57:25,874
What are you doing here?
966
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,977
Some asshole changed my mind.
967
00:57:36,070 --> 00:57:38,970
A little harder, huh?
968
00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:42,241
Who's this turkey think he is?
Mickey Mantle?
969
00:57:42,309 --> 00:57:43,808
Rifle one.
970
00:58:11,305 --> 00:58:12,905
They win one lousy game,
971
00:58:12,974 --> 00:58:15,741
next thing you know, they'll sue for
the right to play in Dodger Stadium.
972
00:58:15,809 --> 00:58:17,743
(Talking and yelling)
973
00:58:22,150 --> 00:58:23,249
Engelberg!
974
00:58:23,317 --> 00:58:27,153
- Engelberg! Did you take my hamburger?
- No!
975
00:58:30,124 --> 00:58:33,775
Hey, would you shut up?
Right on my punch line.
976
00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:36,445
I pledge allegiance to the flag
977
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,914
Of the United States of America.
978
00:58:38,983 --> 00:58:42,384
And to the Republic for which it stands,
979
00:58:42,453 --> 00:58:45,955
One nation, under God, indivisible,
980
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,858
With Liberty and Justice for all.
981
00:58:49,927 --> 00:58:51,861
I just get an eight count here.
982
00:58:51,929 --> 00:58:53,863
I know, but it's okay. I got
the whole thing figured out.
983
00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:56,866
This is what I do. I take my
two outfielders, Henry and Thor,
984
00:58:56,934 --> 00:58:58,868
play them right and left center.
985
00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:01,036
Oh, would you stop it!
You're embarrassing yourself.
986
00:59:01,105 --> 00:59:02,771
Three of my White Sox
have got the flu.
987
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,540
I've got a goddamn little Jesus freak
in Bakersfield at a revival meeting.
988
00:59:05,609 --> 00:59:06,976
I am sorry!
989
00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:10,479
The White Sox are gonna
have to forfeit the game.
990
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:11,981
It's a forfeit.
991
00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,849
The White Sox have to forfeit.
992
00:59:16,170 --> 00:59:17,102
All right!
993
00:59:17,171 --> 00:59:19,088
Two, four, six, eight!
994
00:59:19,173 --> 00:59:21,223
Who do we appreciate?
995
00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:22,741
White Sox! White Sox!
996
00:59:22,810 --> 00:59:25,193
Yay!
997
00:59:34,087 --> 00:59:37,089
- Can't this thing go any faster?
- Sure.
998
00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:38,507
(Accelerating)
999
00:59:42,730 --> 00:59:44,329
Would you look at that?
1000
00:59:44,398 --> 00:59:47,332
I can't help it.
I really hate that kid.
1001
01:00:05,535 --> 01:00:06,552
Out!
1002
01:00:09,974 --> 01:00:11,056
Out!
1003
01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:26,204
Shit!
1004
01:00:46,227 --> 01:00:47,309
He's out.
1005
01:00:50,347 --> 01:00:51,964
Uhh!
1006
01:00:52,032 --> 01:00:52,964
(Groans)
1007
01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:05,493
Stop it!
Somebody's hurt!
1008
01:01:05,562 --> 01:01:07,613
(Moaning)
1009
01:01:09,683 --> 01:01:11,617
Ow. Right in the balls.
1010
01:01:11,685 --> 01:01:14,119
Hey, give him some air.
Come on, now.
1011
01:01:14,187 --> 01:01:16,121
Get back to the dugout.
1012
01:01:16,189 --> 01:01:18,106
He got hit in the balls.
1013
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:20,059
Cleveland! Stretcher!
1014
01:01:20,127 --> 01:01:22,043
A stretcher for his balls?
1015
01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:24,513
Let him stretch out.
That must hurt.
1016
01:01:24,582 --> 01:01:26,014
Buttermaker,
do I have to go?
1017
01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:28,600
No. We're just going
to get you checked out.
1018
01:01:28,669 --> 01:01:30,268
No. I want to go play.
1019
01:01:30,337 --> 01:01:32,754
We have to check you.
It's a sensitive area.
1020
01:01:32,822 --> 01:01:34,256
I want to play.
1021
01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:35,957
(Buttermaker)
Don't worry. You'll play.
1022
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:37,759
Buttermaker, you better start worrying...
1023
01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:40,179
About your team finishing
the season in one piece...
1024
01:01:40,247 --> 01:01:42,397
Instead of trying to
get in the play-offs.
1025
01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:45,818
I just pray he's wearing his cup.
1026
01:01:45,886 --> 01:01:50,138
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two,
1027
01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,174
ready to go back.
1028
01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:56,828
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two,
1029
01:01:56,897 --> 01:01:58,897
ready to go back.
1030
01:01:58,966 --> 01:02:04,085
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two,
1031
01:02:04,171 --> 01:02:06,055
ready to go back.
1032
01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:10,692
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two,
1033
01:02:10,761 --> 01:02:13,461
and bow.
1034
01:02:13,547 --> 01:02:15,163
Very good. Very good.
1035
01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:17,900
Would you like a piece of chicken?
1036
01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:20,469
Would you turkeys blow on
out of here?
1037
01:02:20,538 --> 01:02:22,504
I will not allow this!
1038
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:25,073
Engelberg, the White Sox
beat the Mets!
1039
01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:27,208
We're talking championships.
1040
01:02:27,277 --> 01:02:30,112
Young man, I am teaching
a class here.
1041
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:32,147
You ain't doin' a
very good job of it.
1042
01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:34,716
No one here can dance
worth bat turds.
1043
01:02:34,784 --> 01:02:38,320
Tanner, get the hell out of here!
1044
01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:41,523
I will kill you!
Out! Go!
1045
01:02:41,592 --> 01:02:43,525
(Clamoring continues)
1046
01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:46,628
I'm hitting .841.
I'm on the Bears.
1047
01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:49,698
You live around here?
1048
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,233
I got a Harley-Davidson.
1049
01:02:51,302 --> 01:02:54,035
Does that turn you on--
Harley-Davidson?
1050
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:56,938
I don't have to remind you who we'll be
playing in the championship tomorrow...
1051
01:02:57,007 --> 01:02:58,940
After we beat these Athletics today.
1052
01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:03,812
I got one last question.
Let's see who can answer it.
1053
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,781
What does this game mean
to the Athletics? Ahmad?
1054
01:03:06,850 --> 01:03:09,818
It means a hell of a lot of
badass news for the Athletics.
1055
01:03:09,886 --> 01:03:12,654
Let's go!
Kelly. Kelly.
1056
01:03:14,425 --> 01:03:16,358
I want you handling the ball
1057
01:03:16,427 --> 01:03:18,360
as much as possible out there today.
1058
01:03:18,429 --> 01:03:20,362
This game is too damn important for us.
1059
01:03:20,431 --> 01:03:22,364
Any ball you get near, go for it.
1060
01:03:42,202 --> 01:03:43,518
Way to go!
1061
01:03:45,456 --> 01:03:48,590
(Announcer) And so, at the top
of the third inning,
1062
01:03:48,659 --> 01:03:52,327
the Bears are leading 1-0
over the Athletics.
1063
01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:56,565
Hey, Tanner, does he go to
the bathroom for you too?
1064
01:03:56,634 --> 01:03:58,167
Hey! Tanner!
1065
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:03,488
(Announcer) Now batting, Tom McKay,
number ten, third base.
1066
01:04:15,802 --> 01:04:17,335
What you doing?
1067
01:04:17,404 --> 01:04:18,936
Sorry.
1068
01:04:19,005 --> 01:04:23,275
- We got nine men out here, you know?
- Yeah. Okay.
1069
01:04:23,343 --> 01:04:25,877
(Announcer) Batting for
the Athletics, Keith mirron,
1070
01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:27,445
number three, left field.
1071
01:04:52,188 --> 01:04:56,490
(Announcer) Going into the last half
of the sixth and last inning,
1072
01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:59,627
the score is tied two and two.
1073
01:05:02,849 --> 01:05:06,918
When I give you an order,
I expect you to follow it.
1074
01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:10,188
You're up first this inning.
Grab yourself a goddamn bat.
1075
01:05:10,256 --> 01:05:11,756
Let's get the run back.
1076
01:05:16,729 --> 01:05:18,329
And now batting for the Bears,
1077
01:05:18,398 --> 01:05:20,615
number three, Kelly Leak.
1078
01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:29,891
Strike!
1079
01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:39,199
Strike two!
1080
01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:42,186
That was a ball, you stupid ump!
1081
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,606
Again?
1082
01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:48,876
0-2, and Stein is up next.
1083
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,244
Time.
1084
01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:59,020
What's the matter with you?
1085
01:05:59,105 --> 01:06:00,354
What are you doing?
1086
01:06:00,423 --> 01:06:03,173
You trying to win this thing or not?
1087
01:06:03,242 --> 01:06:06,277
I'll put Miguel in.
At least he'll try.
1088
01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:12,417
Just get out of here and let me hit...
1089
01:06:12,485 --> 01:06:13,951
coach.
1090
01:06:18,842 --> 01:06:20,725
All right.
Let's go!
1091
01:06:31,471 --> 01:06:33,454
(Cheering)
1092
01:06:48,204 --> 01:06:50,405
That's the way to go.
1093
01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:56,927
Kelly!
1094
01:06:56,996 --> 01:06:58,429
Congratulations.
1095
01:06:58,498 --> 01:06:59,931
Give me ten!
1096
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,149
(Announcer) We have the final score.
1097
01:07:02,218 --> 01:07:04,919
Bears-- three runs,
four hits, three errors.
1098
01:07:04,987 --> 01:07:06,921
Athletics...
two runs, five hits--
1099
01:07:06,990 --> 01:07:09,907
- See you tomorrow at the big game.
- Thank you.
1100
01:07:12,345 --> 01:07:15,313
I was really scared for a minute there.
1101
01:07:15,381 --> 01:07:17,948
He's just a rotten ball hog.
1102
01:07:18,017 --> 01:07:20,535
Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.
1103
01:07:20,603 --> 01:07:23,154
Does anybody want to go for a ride?
1104
01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:31,946
Want to go for a ride, Timmy?
1105
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:41,255
Okay, let's get your elbow in there.
1106
01:07:41,324 --> 01:07:43,824
- The water sure is cold.
- Don't worry about it.
1107
01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:46,660
Will you listen to me
and forget the elbow?
1108
01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:48,696
- Got to hold down the swelling.
- It's not that bad.
1109
01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:51,299
- Buttermaker?
- All right. Shoot.
1110
01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:55,136
- I invited my mom to the game tomorrow.
- You did? That's nice.
1111
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:57,571
- It's the last game of the year.
- Fine, fine, fine.
1112
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,409
Got a big surprise
for you after too...
1113
01:08:01,477 --> 01:08:03,444
- We're all going to dinner.
- What?
1114
01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:06,247
After that, we're going to the drive-in movie.
It's a double feature.
1115
01:08:06,316 --> 01:08:10,668
- Let's play it by ear, see how things go tomorrow.
- Please don't try to blow it.
1116
01:08:10,737 --> 01:08:14,372
She wasn't too keen on it at first. I had
to work real hard to get it set up.
1117
01:08:14,441 --> 01:08:17,475
Yeah. I bet you did.
1118
01:08:17,544 --> 01:08:19,960
I don't think it's a
very good idea, Amanda.
1119
01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:21,579
No excuses, Boilermaker.
1120
01:08:21,648 --> 01:08:25,383
- It's all fixed and I'm paying, so you can't cry poor.
- Yes, but listen--
1121
01:08:25,451 --> 01:08:28,586
Last Sunday I made a killing. A guy
wanted to wallpaper his bathroom
1122
01:08:28,655 --> 01:08:30,154
and bought 35 maps.
1123
01:08:30,223 --> 01:08:33,424
Amanda, you know damn well that your
mother and I don't get along.
1124
01:08:33,493 --> 01:08:37,028
So we're not going to dinner or a movie
or anywhere else together.
1125
01:08:37,096 --> 01:08:39,564
Do you understand? Just keep your
elbow in the water.
1126
01:08:39,633 --> 01:08:41,432
- Then just you and I will go.
- Yeah, right.
1127
01:08:41,501 --> 01:08:45,469
You and I will take the whole team out
and get some hamburgers.
1128
01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:49,674
- Well, I was just thinking us.
- Just us, no outsiders.
1129
01:08:51,743 --> 01:08:57,479
Well, then, maybe we could go horseback riding
or something, or maybe to a matinee.
1130
01:08:57,549 --> 01:09:01,684
Yeah. We'll see.
How does it feel?
1131
01:09:01,753 --> 01:09:04,455
Why do you always change the subject?
You're always pulling that number.
1132
01:09:04,524 --> 01:09:07,025
As far as I'm concerned, the subject
is your arm. You're pitching tomorrow.
1133
01:09:07,093 --> 01:09:08,676
But what about after tomorrow?
1134
01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:11,696
After tomorrow, we do
what all ballplayers do.
1135
01:09:11,764 --> 01:09:13,864
We shake hands till we
see each other next season,
1136
01:09:13,933 --> 01:09:17,201
then we go fishing or hunting,
make some personal appearances,
1137
01:09:17,270 --> 01:09:19,136
get to know the wife
and kids again.
1138
01:09:19,205 --> 01:09:22,023
I don't have a wife and kids.
1139
01:09:22,091 --> 01:09:24,042
Neither do I, but I got
my pools to clean.
1140
01:09:24,110 --> 01:09:26,644
You got your maps to sell
and your ballet to learn.
1141
01:09:26,713 --> 01:09:29,146
I could help you with your pools.
1142
01:09:29,215 --> 01:09:32,116
- Cut it out, Amanda.
- No, it wouldn't be like you're taking me anywhere.
1143
01:09:32,185 --> 01:09:36,253
- It would be like work. You could use the help.
- No, I couldn't!
1144
01:09:36,322 --> 01:09:40,007
And besides, you shouldn't be wasting
your time cleaning pools.
1145
01:09:40,076 --> 01:09:42,043
Look, Amanda, you're a terrific kid.
1146
01:09:42,111 --> 01:09:44,611
You shouldn't be hanging
around with me.
1147
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,515
I'm an old, broken-down, third-rate ballplayer.
I like to drink too much,
1148
01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:51,485
I like to smoke my cigars without anybody
bothering me, including you.
1149
01:09:51,554 --> 01:09:54,037
I'm happy that way.
1150
01:09:54,106 --> 01:09:55,489
I'm a bum.
1151
01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:57,925
No, you're not.
You taught me how to pitch.
1152
01:09:57,994 --> 01:10:03,180
Goddamn it! Can't you get it through your
thick head I don't want your company?
1153
01:10:03,249 --> 01:10:06,584
If I did, I would have
looked you up two years ago.
1154
01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:15,676
Did you ever think of that?
1155
01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:20,347
If that's the way you feel, fine.
1156
01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:58,219
(Opens beer can)
1157
01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:17,772
Hi, Amanda.
1158
01:11:21,177 --> 01:11:23,110
(Announcer) Will children
under the age of 18,
1159
01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:25,078
Please don't occupy
the seats in the stands
1160
01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:27,415
until all the adults
are seated.
1161
01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:29,550
- Ogilvie.
- Hey, Kelly.
1162
01:11:43,832 --> 01:11:47,584
Hey, Ahmad. You, me and Tanner
will play three-way.
1163
01:11:50,857 --> 01:11:53,690
Does anybody mind if I warm up too?
1164
01:11:53,759 --> 01:11:56,694
We didn't think you needed anybody
but yourself to play catch with.
1165
01:11:56,762 --> 01:11:58,162
Just cool it, runt.
1166
01:11:58,231 --> 01:12:00,548
Hey!
1167
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,590
Hey, hey, hey!
1168
01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,810
What the hell is going on here?
1169
01:12:12,879 --> 01:12:15,062
- What the hell's the matter with you?
- Kelly's a crud.
1170
01:12:15,131 --> 01:12:17,364
He's been hogging the ball in all
these games and we're sick of it.
1171
01:12:17,433 --> 01:12:19,283
He's not the only reason
we got this far.
1172
01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:26,139
If you played better, he wouldn't
have to cover up for you.
1173
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,909
- Look, woman, don't you be telling us how to play.
- Yeah!
1174
01:12:28,978 --> 01:12:32,596
Let that Turkey loose. I'll chew his ears off
and stick them back in his face.
1175
01:12:32,665 --> 01:12:36,416
You're acting like a bunch of babies!
Now, cut it out.
1176
01:12:36,485 --> 01:12:39,336
Nobody has to worry anymore
because I'm quitting.
1177
01:12:39,404 --> 01:12:40,871
No, you're not.
You came this far.
1178
01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:43,440
You're going the rest of the way.
1179
01:12:43,509 --> 01:12:45,926
If it's yesterday you're
worried about, blame me.
1180
01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:48,929
I'm the one who told
Kelly to cover for you.
1181
01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:50,013
Why?
1182
01:12:50,082 --> 01:12:51,665
"Why?" What do you mean, why?
1183
01:12:51,733 --> 01:12:53,900
We're in the championship,
aren't we?
1184
01:12:53,969 --> 01:12:56,403
Well, that's what you wanted,
wasn't it?
1185
01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:02,242
Now, just behave yourselves
and act like men.
1186
01:13:02,311 --> 01:13:05,679
Come on. The Yankees have got the field now.
Let's get back to the dugout.
1187
01:13:05,748 --> 01:13:11,518
I'm not gonna talk about winning.
I'm gonna talk about losing.
1188
01:13:11,587 --> 01:13:14,387
'Cause if you guys lose this game,
1189
01:13:14,456 --> 01:13:17,424
each and every one of you,
1190
01:13:17,492 --> 01:13:20,527
you're going to have to
live with it.
1191
01:13:20,596 --> 01:13:23,931
You're about the best team
I ever coached.
1192
01:13:23,999 --> 01:13:25,298
Play a good game.
1193
01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:36,877
First up for the Yankees,
number one,
1194
01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:39,713
Chris love, left field.
1195
01:13:39,782 --> 01:13:42,916
Put 'em down in order...
one, two, three.
1196
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:50,090
(Buttermaker) Come on!
You want to win, don't you?
1197
01:13:50,158 --> 01:13:52,726
That's what you showed up for,
every damn one of you!
1198
01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:00,383
Let's go! Let's go!
1199
01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:04,437
(Buttermaker) Come on, Ahmad!
1200
01:14:06,742 --> 01:14:09,542
Hurry! Throw it home!
1201
01:14:18,754 --> 01:14:20,670
Did you see that, ump?
1202
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,043
Hey, that's not allowed!
1203
01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:33,183
Hey, hey!
Enough of that!
1204
01:14:33,251 --> 01:14:34,918
Break it up!
1205
01:14:38,007 --> 01:14:39,756
Hey! Break it up!
1206
01:14:45,764 --> 01:14:49,683
All right, you mother,
see if you can kick my ass!
1207
01:14:52,138 --> 01:14:53,570
How's your chest feel?
1208
01:14:53,639 --> 01:14:56,073
I know I don't have
too much up there,
1209
01:14:56,142 --> 01:14:57,574
but what I've got...
1210
01:14:57,643 --> 01:14:59,609
Sure don't feel too good right now.
1211
01:15:03,115 --> 01:15:05,165
I didn't need your help, you know.
1212
01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:06,800
I know.
1213
01:15:06,869 --> 01:15:09,469
I could have taken
all those guys myself.
1214
01:15:09,538 --> 01:15:10,470
Yeah.
1215
01:15:10,539 --> 01:15:13,606
Those Yankees are real turds.
1216
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:15,376
They sure are.
1217
01:15:15,444 --> 01:15:17,394
Turner, you better cut out
that cheap crap.
1218
01:15:17,463 --> 01:15:19,396
Cheap crap? We're playing
clean, hard baseball.
1219
01:15:19,465 --> 01:15:21,698
You call spiking
an 11-year-old girl--
1220
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:25,819
Spiking? The umpire called it safe.
My team plays by the book.
1221
01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:29,656
All right, pus-head. You got any
crying to do, cry to the umpire.
1222
01:15:29,724 --> 01:15:32,242
Get back to your dugout. Maybe your
team could use your help,
1223
01:15:32,311 --> 01:15:34,077
but I doubt it.
1224
01:15:34,146 --> 01:15:37,180
All right, Eddie!
1225
01:15:37,249 --> 01:15:40,366
You guys play by the book,
I know you do.
1226
01:15:41,803 --> 01:15:44,838
One ball, two strikes, one out!
1227
01:15:44,907 --> 01:15:49,042
Strike three!
You're out of there.
1228
01:15:49,111 --> 01:15:52,079
Joe, you better pitch better than you're hitting.
Or I'm gonna take you right out.
1229
01:15:52,147 --> 01:15:55,799
Turner, she's going to
ram it down your throat!
1230
01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:04,425
Andy, what the hell's
the matter with you?
1231
01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:06,944
Unless you can play ball,
you go on home!
1232
01:16:07,012 --> 01:16:08,378
You run out every hit!
1233
01:16:08,447 --> 01:16:11,464
I don't care if he
had you beat by a mile!
1234
01:16:11,533 --> 01:16:14,218
2-0.
1235
01:16:14,286 --> 01:16:15,285
Ball.
1236
01:16:15,354 --> 01:16:18,238
Way to go, Ahmad.
He's going to walk you.
1237
01:16:18,307 --> 01:16:20,173
He can't find the plate.
1238
01:16:23,345 --> 01:16:25,195
Way to go!
1239
01:16:32,771 --> 01:16:35,205
And now batting for the Bears,
1240
01:16:35,274 --> 01:16:37,190
number three, Kelly Leak,
center field.
1241
01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:40,193
What the hell is the matter with you?
You don't swing at a 3-and-0 pitch.
1242
01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,694
Are you crazy?
1243
01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:44,431
- Get in there and never do that again.
- It was right where--
1244
01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:46,833
Shut up. I don't want to hear
any excuses. Get in there.
1245
01:16:46,901 --> 01:16:49,336
Come on, Kelly.
1246
01:16:52,508 --> 01:16:53,774
Joey!
1247
01:16:59,831 --> 01:17:01,498
Ball one.
1248
01:17:04,236 --> 01:17:06,670
Hey, pus-head!
Are you crazy?
1249
01:17:06,739 --> 01:17:10,007
An intentional walk
with the bases empty?
1250
01:17:10,075 --> 01:17:12,542
This is baseball, not backgammon.
1251
01:17:12,611 --> 01:17:15,379
My first baseman is lonely.
1252
01:17:15,447 --> 01:17:17,714
- Rudi.
- What?
1253
01:17:17,783 --> 01:17:21,318
The first inside pitch you get,
lean into it and let it hit you.
1254
01:17:21,387 --> 01:17:24,487
- You want to win the game, don't you?
- I don't want to get hurt.
1255
01:17:24,556 --> 01:17:26,723
- All right. But you want to win the game.
- Yeah.
1256
01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:30,693
Engelberg is up after you. We need runs.
He's been murdering the ball lately.
1257
01:17:30,762 --> 01:17:33,163
Do as I tell you.
1258
01:17:44,143 --> 01:17:46,477
Let's get on, Rudi.
1259
01:17:47,947 --> 01:17:48,878
Ball one.
1260
01:17:48,947 --> 01:17:51,681
That's the way to take it.
Ball one.
1261
01:17:51,751 --> 01:17:54,684
Let's get on, Rudi.
1262
01:17:56,971 --> 01:17:59,205
Take your base.
1263
01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:01,291
Rudi, take your base, boy.
1264
01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:04,211
Everybody moves!
Everybody!
1265
01:18:06,214 --> 01:18:08,515
Come on. Let's get a hit, Engelberg.
1266
01:18:08,583 --> 01:18:10,517
Well, well, well, if it
isn't "Engelpuke."
1267
01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:13,387
How would you like me to stick this bat
where the sun never shines?
1268
01:18:13,455 --> 01:18:16,372
- Sit on it, fat ass.
- Shove it.
1269
01:18:16,441 --> 01:18:19,009
Ease up, Joey.
Throw, baby.
1270
01:18:27,219 --> 01:18:28,652
Ground-rule double.
1271
01:18:30,488 --> 01:18:32,756
Stein, get back.
Get back.
1272
01:18:32,824 --> 01:18:34,658
It's a ground-rule double.
1273
01:18:34,726 --> 01:18:36,860
You can't score from first base.
1274
01:18:36,929 --> 01:18:41,681
Hey, Turner, why don't you build a fence
for players instead of chickens?
1275
01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:45,201
Keep that finger out, Engelpuke,
and I'll bust it off.
1276
01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:46,953
(Announcer) Jimmy Feldman
for the Bears.
1277
01:18:47,022 --> 01:18:50,106
(Engelberg) Come on, come on.
You're holding up the game.
1278
01:18:56,682 --> 01:18:57,997
(Buttermaker) Go! Go! Go!
1279
01:18:58,066 --> 01:18:59,832
Throw the ball, Chris.
1280
01:18:59,901 --> 01:19:01,134
Go! Go!
1281
01:19:04,723 --> 01:19:07,423
- He's safe.
- One out.
1282
01:19:07,492 --> 01:19:11,711
You posing for a picture? You in love
with that ball or something?
1283
01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:13,830
(Announcer)
End of the first inning.
1284
01:19:13,899 --> 01:19:16,566
The Bears lead 2-1
over the Yankees.
1285
01:19:21,807 --> 01:19:23,273
(Applause)
1286
01:19:25,143 --> 01:19:26,225
Safe.
1287
01:19:26,294 --> 01:19:29,580
What? He was out by a mile.
1288
01:19:29,648 --> 01:19:32,582
What, do you think you got
to kiss ass around here
1289
01:19:32,651 --> 01:19:34,567
because they been here
longer than us?
1290
01:19:34,636 --> 01:19:37,754
There's two teams here, umpire.
Two teams, not one.
1291
01:19:37,823 --> 01:19:41,575
Don't turn your back on me. What, are
you a friend of Roy Turner's?
1292
01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:49,082
You going to call like that all day, let us
know now. We may as well go home.
1293
01:19:49,151 --> 01:19:51,084
Get a pair of glasses.
1294
01:20:03,165 --> 01:20:06,767
- No. I don't want to.
- Stein, we're still in the game.
1295
01:20:06,836 --> 01:20:08,502
This hurts. I don't like it.
1296
01:20:08,571 --> 01:20:11,037
You don't have to get hit in the back.
Get hit in the arm or legs.
1297
01:20:11,106 --> 01:20:13,540
Don't make it obvious.
Go ahead.
1298
01:20:15,611 --> 01:20:17,493
Rudi Stein, number ten.
1299
01:20:17,562 --> 01:20:20,046
James Henry won't take curveballs.
1300
01:20:22,117 --> 01:20:26,053
Buttermaker, you better take Amanda out now.
She's hurting pretty bad.
1301
01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:28,405
Yeah, I know, but she wants to play.
1302
01:20:28,473 --> 01:20:32,425
If you don't take her out,
she'll throw her arm out.
1303
01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:35,545
- Who's managing this team, you or me?
- You.
1304
01:20:35,614 --> 01:20:39,833
Then shut up and play your position.
Let me worry about the team's health.
1305
01:20:39,902 --> 01:20:43,436
What do you want me to do,
put in Rudi Stein?
1306
01:20:45,808 --> 01:20:48,074
(Ogilvie) You know how he hits.
1307
01:20:48,143 --> 01:20:50,593
He always swings from the hip.
1308
01:20:50,662 --> 01:20:51,712
Then comes Chris Love.
1309
01:20:53,131 --> 01:20:54,047
Strike.
1310
01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:03,023
You're out.
1311
01:21:03,091 --> 01:21:06,092
I told you not to swing,
you idiot!
1312
01:21:06,161 --> 01:21:09,462
Get back here! Move it!
1313
01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:11,331
Hey, Stein, get back in here!
1314
01:21:11,399 --> 01:21:13,032
Goddamn it, you stupid--
1315
01:21:13,101 --> 01:21:14,234
(Announcer)
Yankees two, Bears two.
1316
01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:18,522
Everybody, sit down.
Come on. Sit down.
1317
01:21:18,591 --> 01:21:20,056
Sit down, Engelberg.
1318
01:21:20,108 --> 01:21:22,041
What the hell is the
matter with you?
1319
01:21:22,110 --> 01:21:24,043
Next time I tell you to do
something, goddamn it,
1320
01:21:24,112 --> 01:21:27,814
you do it or else
you're off this team.
1321
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,300
And the rest of you,
what's the matter with you?
1322
01:21:30,368 --> 01:21:34,054
All season long, you've been
laughed at, crapped on!
1323
01:21:34,122 --> 01:21:36,172
Now you've got a chance
to spit it back in their faces.
1324
01:21:36,241 --> 01:21:40,360
And what do you do? You're out there like
a bunch of dead fish, not listening,
1325
01:21:40,429 --> 01:21:42,729
bonehead plays, mistakes.
1326
01:21:42,797 --> 01:21:46,066
I mean, don't you want
to beat those bastards?
1327
01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:22,619
All right.
1328
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:27,491
Get out there now and
do the best you can.
1329
01:22:41,774 --> 01:22:43,122
Let's go, Joey!
1330
01:22:52,701 --> 01:22:53,800
Strike two!
1331
01:22:53,869 --> 01:22:56,553
What are you swinging at?
That was a ball, Joey!
1332
01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:02,859
Strike!
1333
01:23:02,928 --> 01:23:07,598
Second time in a row. Second time
in a row you struck out.
1334
01:23:17,743 --> 01:23:18,858
Slide!
1335
01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:22,195
Safe!
1336
01:23:28,704 --> 01:23:32,105
(Announcer) Now, ladies and gentlemen,
the end of the top of the fifth.
1337
01:23:32,174 --> 01:23:35,742
The score is three for the Yankees
and two for the Bears.
1338
01:23:35,810 --> 01:23:38,095
Well, well, well.
If it isn't Engelpuke again.
1339
01:23:38,163 --> 01:23:39,796
Shove it, Turner.
1340
01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:42,632
That's the way, Engelberg!
1341
01:23:45,053 --> 01:23:48,622
(Umpire) Foul ball. That's outside
the line. Foul ball.
1342
01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:59,132
- This is the kid that got the double last time, right?
- Yeah.
1343
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:04,137
He almost whacked that right out of the ballpark,
so don't give him anything to hit at.
1344
01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:06,139
Low and outside.
You got it?
1345
01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:08,074
- Just pitch them low and outside.
- But--
1346
01:24:08,143 --> 01:24:11,778
- Low and outside.
- But, Dad, I wanted to strike him out.
1347
01:24:11,847 --> 01:24:13,596
All right. Play ball!
1348
01:24:13,665 --> 01:24:15,498
Let's go, Engelberg!
1349
01:24:23,158 --> 01:24:24,590
(Crowd booing)
1350
01:24:24,659 --> 01:24:25,959
Boy, that was close to my head!
1351
01:24:26,028 --> 01:24:27,827
Time! Time!
1352
01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:31,731
What's this, beanball?
1353
01:24:33,168 --> 01:24:35,102
You tried to hit him, didn't you?
1354
01:24:35,170 --> 01:24:36,603
No. It just got away.
1355
01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:38,605
Don't lie to me!
1356
01:24:38,673 --> 01:24:41,107
You tried to hit him.
1357
01:25:08,453 --> 01:25:12,038
You son of a bitch.
1358
01:25:12,106 --> 01:25:14,073
He tried to bean him.
He could have killed that kid.
1359
01:25:14,142 --> 01:25:19,078
You know why he threw it. I told him
to throw it low and outside.
1360
01:25:19,147 --> 01:25:20,079
Oh!
1361
01:25:22,150 --> 01:25:24,084
He could have killed that kid.
1362
01:25:31,176 --> 01:25:33,109
(Buttermaker) Go, Engelberg!
1363
01:25:33,178 --> 01:25:34,911
Throw the ball, Joey!
1364
01:25:39,868 --> 01:25:42,469
He's not throwing it! Go!
1365
01:25:54,232 --> 01:25:56,316
Throw the ball, Joey.
1366
01:25:59,054 --> 01:26:00,153
Go! Go!
1367
01:26:04,792 --> 01:26:07,443
What are you doing?
Throw it!
1368
01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,892
They just tied it up.
1369
01:27:34,149 --> 01:27:36,082
Billy, your arm feel okay?
1370
01:27:39,154 --> 01:27:41,588
Take the mound.
Chris, right field.
1371
01:27:43,658 --> 01:27:45,091
Harriet!
1372
01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:47,260
Thirteen, second base.
1373
01:27:47,329 --> 01:27:51,581
- One, right field.
- The score is now 3-3.
1374
01:27:54,836 --> 01:27:56,118
Okay, this is the last inning.
1375
01:27:56,187 --> 01:27:57,504
Tanner, Toby, Regi, and Jimmy,
1376
01:27:57,572 --> 01:27:59,622
you're sitting on the bench.
1377
01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:01,808
Ogilvie, Lupus,
1378
01:28:01,876 --> 01:28:05,112
uh, Miguel, and Jose,
you take their place.
1379
01:28:05,180 --> 01:28:06,529
(Everyone shouting)
1380
01:28:06,598 --> 01:28:10,567
Mr. Buttermaker, if I go in,
we lose the game.
1381
01:28:10,635 --> 01:28:13,070
As it is now, we still
have a chance.
1382
01:28:13,138 --> 01:28:15,072
A damn good chance,
so be on your toes.
1383
01:28:15,140 --> 01:28:17,557
Now get the hell out of here.
1384
01:28:20,328 --> 01:28:22,061
Ogilvie will be sitting there,
1385
01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:24,063
putting in his asthma medicine.
1386
01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:25,582
It's not my fault.
1387
01:28:25,650 --> 01:28:27,233
Gee!
1388
01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:29,568
Why don't we just forfeit?
1389
01:28:29,637 --> 01:28:31,604
What did they do,
1390
01:28:31,673 --> 01:28:34,073
give him a six-pack
before the game?
1391
01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:36,960
Mr. Buttermaker, I don't know
about you, but I want to win,
1392
01:28:37,028 --> 01:28:39,796
so don't send me in.
1393
01:28:39,865 --> 01:28:42,582
Listen, Lupus, you didn't
come into this life...
1394
01:28:42,651 --> 01:28:45,785
Just to sit around on a
dugout bench, did you?
1395
01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:50,107
Get your ass out there
and do the best you can.
1396
01:28:54,179 --> 01:28:57,397
(Announcer) Your attention, please.
Parents and friends,
1397
01:28:57,466 --> 01:29:02,101
this is the last game of
the Championship Play-offs.
1398
01:29:02,170 --> 01:29:04,771
Let's give the little folks
a big hand.
1399
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,105
They really deserve it.
1400
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:12,562
Something's wrong with Amanda.
1401
01:29:12,630 --> 01:29:15,432
I think I'd better get in
a relief pitcher.
1402
01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:16,899
Buttermaker?
1403
01:29:16,968 --> 01:29:18,835
Oh, hiya, Whitewood.
1404
01:29:18,903 --> 01:29:20,820
Could I talk to you for a minute?
1405
01:29:20,889 --> 01:29:24,023
We're busy. We got a
championship game here.
1406
01:29:24,092 --> 01:29:26,592
I'm aware of that.
1407
01:29:26,661 --> 01:29:29,312
I've got to talk to you.
1408
01:29:29,381 --> 01:29:31,114
Yeah?
1409
01:29:31,183 --> 01:29:36,085
- Listen, is it really necessary to send in that Lupus kid now?
- He hasn't played yet.
1410
01:29:36,155 --> 01:29:39,088
I know that, I know that, Buttermaker,
but we've still got a chance.
1411
01:29:39,158 --> 01:29:41,591
Well, everybody on my team
gets a chance to play.
1412
01:29:41,660 --> 01:29:44,093
Oh, come on, don't give me
that righteous bullshit!
1413
01:29:44,163 --> 01:29:47,096
These kids have gone through too much
for you to throw it away now.
1414
01:29:47,166 --> 01:29:49,132
We've got a chance to win.
1415
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:52,602
You started this thing so all the boys
would have a chance to play baseball.
1416
01:29:52,671 --> 01:29:55,688
- Look, I know why I started this!
- Not only your boy, but all the boys.
1417
01:29:55,757 --> 01:29:58,090
Look, little boys hurt easily,
1418
01:29:58,159 --> 01:30:00,192
or maybe you haven't been watching
1419
01:30:00,261 --> 01:30:03,062
- what's been going on here this afternoon.
- Now get back to the stands
1420
01:30:03,131 --> 01:30:07,867
before I shave off half your mustache
and shove it up your left nostril.
1421
01:30:11,106 --> 01:30:13,639
(Olgilvie) All right, let's go,
let's go. Batter up.
1422
01:30:17,211 --> 01:30:18,161
Hold it!
1423
01:30:18,230 --> 01:30:19,563
Time!
1424
01:30:19,631 --> 01:30:20,564
Time.
1425
01:30:26,137 --> 01:30:28,071
Okay, Amanda, that's it.
1426
01:30:28,139 --> 01:30:30,073
There's three more outs, Boilermaker,
1427
01:30:30,141 --> 01:30:32,075
so get lost.
1428
01:30:32,143 --> 01:30:34,110
Rudi!
1429
01:30:35,647 --> 01:30:37,130
(Amanda) I'm warning you.
1430
01:30:41,136 --> 01:30:42,569
Okay, Rudi, you're pitching.
1431
01:30:42,638 --> 01:30:44,571
Amanda, get out in left field.
1432
01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:46,573
We have no more reserves.
1433
01:30:46,642 --> 01:30:49,092
If only my knuckler had been working,
1434
01:30:49,161 --> 01:30:51,878
I would have brought
those turkeys down.
1435
01:31:16,771 --> 01:31:18,555
We still got a chance.
1436
01:31:18,624 --> 01:31:20,557
Come on.
They're doing terrible.
1437
01:31:20,626 --> 01:31:22,058
Put us back in.
1438
01:31:22,127 --> 01:31:23,059
Don't worry about it.
1439
01:31:34,605 --> 01:31:36,239
Okay, Mike.
1440
01:31:47,135 --> 01:31:49,085
Don't worry.
We'll catch them.
1441
01:31:49,154 --> 01:31:50,787
7-3.
1442
01:31:50,855 --> 01:31:52,071
Congratulations.
1443
01:31:52,140 --> 01:31:55,342
Looks like the championship
is in the bag, huh?
1444
01:31:55,410 --> 01:31:58,211
That's great, huh?
That's great.
1445
01:32:10,341 --> 01:32:13,259
Come on, Lupus!
Catch it for once!
1446
01:32:17,182 --> 01:32:18,348
He caught it!
1447
01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:41,137
- If everybody gets a hit, we win the game.
- But we need five runs.
1448
01:32:41,206 --> 01:32:43,639
- Five runs? Easy.
- No chance.
1449
01:32:43,708 --> 01:32:45,641
What's everybody moping about?
1450
01:32:45,710 --> 01:32:48,644
- Stein, you're up, aren't you?
- Yeah.
1451
01:32:48,713 --> 01:32:50,646
Grab a cruddy bat.
1452
01:32:50,715 --> 01:32:53,733
- Watch your fingers.
- Let's go, Stein. Come on. Come on!
1453
01:33:04,712 --> 01:33:07,097
(Turner) He's going for two!
1454
01:33:07,165 --> 01:33:08,131
Out.
1455
01:33:10,835 --> 01:33:13,837
Two to go, Billy.
We got two to go.
1456
01:33:13,905 --> 01:33:17,106
Grab a helmet and get
in the on-deck circle.
1457
01:33:19,177 --> 01:33:20,609
I'm sorry.
1458
01:33:20,678 --> 01:33:22,111
What are you sorry about?
1459
01:33:22,180 --> 01:33:24,113
That was nice hustle.
Good try.
1460
01:33:24,182 --> 01:33:26,032
Put it there.
I like that.
1461
01:33:29,154 --> 01:33:30,603
Okay, Billy, two to go.
1462
01:33:30,672 --> 01:33:32,605
She's got a sore arm! Let's go!
1463
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:39,745
- You're out.
- All right1 Go, go!
1464
01:33:39,814 --> 01:33:42,215
All right.
One to go, Billy.
1465
01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:46,069
Two out. Two out.
One to go.
1466
01:33:48,789 --> 01:33:51,124
Okay. One out to go,
and then to Pizza Hut.
1467
01:33:53,094 --> 01:33:54,810
All right. Batter up.
1468
01:33:54,879 --> 01:33:57,380
- (Announcer) Now batting, number nine, Albert Ogilvie.
- (Umpire) Come on now, You're holding up the game.
1469
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,635
What's the matter, Ogilvie?
The plate is over there.
1470
01:34:02,704 --> 01:34:07,807
Well, without going into much detail,
I'm 0 for 14 this season.
1471
01:34:07,876 --> 01:34:10,075
Aside from Timmy Lupus,
1472
01:34:10,144 --> 01:34:12,578
I'm probably the worst player
in this league.
1473
01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:15,080
Would you do me a favor, Ogilvie?
1474
01:34:15,149 --> 01:34:19,084
Just shut up and get up to the plate
and try to hit the ball.
1475
01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:21,053
Come on, batter. Let's go.
You're holding up the game!
1476
01:34:21,122 --> 01:34:23,089
Okay, Mr. Buttermaker.
1477
01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:28,094
Strike one.
1478
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:29,562
Okay, Billy, bear down now.
1479
01:34:29,631 --> 01:34:31,247
One out to go, babe.
1480
01:34:31,316 --> 01:34:33,599
Never seen you like this, Ogilvie.
1481
01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:35,618
(Catcher) Sure ain't like algebra, is it?
1482
01:34:35,687 --> 01:34:38,104
Just put it over.
He ain't swingin'.
1483
01:34:40,708 --> 01:34:42,641
That's the way to look.
You got a piece of it.
1484
01:34:42,710 --> 01:34:44,644
(Umpire) The count is 0-2.
1485
01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:50,533
Ball.
1486
01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:52,135
Glad you all came.
1487
01:34:52,204 --> 01:34:57,122
Frankly, I'm surprised the little marshmallows
did this well, huh? (Laughs)
1488
01:34:57,191 --> 01:34:58,123
(Umpire) 2 and 2.
1489
01:35:00,195 --> 01:35:02,127
- Ball.
- (Turner) Okay! All right!
1490
01:35:02,197 --> 01:35:03,429
(Umpire) The count is full.
1491
01:35:03,498 --> 01:35:05,147
(Boy) Come on, Billy!
1492
01:35:05,216 --> 01:35:08,200
Lose control or something?
Come on, Billy. Don't walk this man.
1493
01:35:14,659 --> 01:35:16,593
Ball four. Take your base.
1494
01:35:16,661 --> 01:35:19,095
Go Ogilvie! On to first, boy!
1495
01:35:19,163 --> 01:35:20,697
Okay!
1496
01:35:20,765 --> 01:35:22,882
He walked him. He walked him.
1497
01:35:25,887 --> 01:35:27,086
Get down there! (Laughing)
1498
01:35:27,154 --> 01:35:28,588
All right!
1499
01:35:28,656 --> 01:35:31,107
(Buttermaker) That's the way to go.
Come on, Ahmad.
1500
01:35:31,176 --> 01:35:34,610
This is for Allah. And it's going
way out there, sucker.
1501
01:35:37,248 --> 01:35:39,349
Let's go, Steve. Get it, Steve!
1502
01:35:39,417 --> 01:35:41,801
Go! Go! All right!
1503
01:35:41,870 --> 01:35:43,085
Beauty!
1504
01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:45,137
He beat him with a bunt.
Beat 'im with a bunt.
1505
01:35:45,206 --> 01:35:47,356
That's a smart play, Ahmad!
1506
01:35:52,697 --> 01:35:58,118
(Announcer) Now batting, number seven,
Miguel Agilar, second base.
1507
01:36:02,707 --> 01:36:04,240
Ball.
1508
01:36:04,309 --> 01:36:05,692
That's it.
Way to look.
1509
01:36:05,761 --> 01:36:08,427
I know he's small, Billy.
Pitch it lower.
1510
01:36:11,149 --> 01:36:12,065
(Umpire) Ball.
1511
01:36:16,504 --> 01:36:19,088
All right, Miguel.
Way to go.
1512
01:36:20,158 --> 01:36:21,591
(Umpire) Ball, inside.
1513
01:36:21,660 --> 01:36:23,092
3 and 0.
1514
01:36:30,168 --> 01:36:32,102
Ball four. Take your base.
1515
01:36:33,171 --> 01:36:34,103
All right, Miguel!
1516
01:36:34,172 --> 01:36:36,489
(Turner) You all right, Billy?
1517
01:36:38,159 --> 01:36:42,095
(Announcer) Now batting, number three,
Kelly Leak, center field.
1518
01:36:44,198 --> 01:36:45,298
Billy.
1519
01:36:50,355 --> 01:36:52,238
Hey, Turner!
1520
01:36:52,307 --> 01:36:56,292
What the hell are you doing,
walking a man with the bases loaded?
1521
01:36:56,361 --> 01:37:00,714
You're putting the tying run
on first base, you imbecile!
1522
01:37:00,782 --> 01:37:04,783
Couldn't manage a food store. He's managing
a baseball team. Let's go.
1523
01:37:11,025 --> 01:37:13,076
(Crowd booing)
1524
01:37:41,173 --> 01:37:44,090
(Man) What's the matter?
You can't pitch to him?
1525
01:37:56,721 --> 01:37:57,903
Come on!
1526
01:38:06,180 --> 01:38:07,914
You're out!
1527
01:38:22,630 --> 01:38:24,563
Engelberg. Regi.
1528
01:38:24,632 --> 01:38:26,565
What's this?
We're celebrating.
1529
01:38:26,634 --> 01:38:30,570
- Why are we celebrating?
- Because you should be damn proud of yourselves.
1530
01:38:30,638 --> 01:38:33,540
- I'll drink to that.
- Skoal.
1531
01:38:33,608 --> 01:38:36,276
Would you cool it with the beer? I got
a photographer here from the L.A. Times.
1532
01:38:36,344 --> 01:38:39,579
I would have gotten champagne, but you
don't pay me enough to manage this team.
1533
01:38:39,647 --> 01:38:41,814
- Who didn't get a beer?
- You're paying him?
1534
01:38:41,883 --> 01:38:44,567
No, he's joking.
Don't drink that.
1535
01:38:44,636 --> 01:38:48,371
Hey, Buttermaker. Maybe next spring,
you'll teach me to hit.
1536
01:38:51,059 --> 01:38:52,291
You bet.
1537
01:39:13,448 --> 01:39:17,050
Buttermaker, this is
your second-place trophy.
1538
01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:19,552
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, sir.
1539
01:39:19,620 --> 01:39:24,240
I know we had our differences, but at least
we settled it right here on the ball field.
1540
01:39:24,309 --> 01:39:27,476
(Turner) Well, my boys would like
to say something to your team. Boys?
1541
01:39:27,545 --> 01:39:30,196
We just wanna say
you guys played a good game.
1542
01:39:30,264 --> 01:39:34,584
And... we treated you pretty unfair
all season. We want to apologize.
1543
01:39:34,652 --> 01:39:37,087
We still don't think you're
all that good a baseball team,
1544
01:39:37,155 --> 01:39:40,072
but you got guts. All of you.
1545
01:39:42,394 --> 01:39:45,795
Come on. Let's give them
a cheer, c'mon.
1546
01:39:45,864 --> 01:39:47,714
(Turner) Ready? Okay.
1547
01:39:47,782 --> 01:39:51,601
(Yankees) Two! Four! Six! Eight!
Who do we appreciate?
1548
01:39:51,670 --> 01:39:54,236
Bears! Bears! Yay!
1549
01:39:58,543 --> 01:40:02,127
Hey, Yankees! You can take
your apology and your trophy...
1550
01:40:02,196 --> 01:40:05,014
And shove it straight up your ass!
1551
01:40:07,068 --> 01:40:09,935
And another thing...
just wait till next year.
1552
01:40:10,004 --> 01:40:10,987
(Bears) Yay!
1553
01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:17,060
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